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Keep on, keep on
Transcending history in the world. A tale of dudes and souls, eternally told.
We are free to show the eye, to see
How far we've come on the journey
And how far we've given to go
Searching for the light
Get ready to go, searching for the heart
Sky, deep in the night, breaking my heart
The next day, tonight, show me the love
Show me what ever seems to be for the better
I've got to get some energy, so hold on
Get it to real
I've got to get some energy, so hold on
Get it to real
Yeah just hope, you can't get it off
Give it my time, give it my time
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the...
Uh, Chepo?
Ah, hold on a second.
What a comeback.
That's Dragon or a tentacle.
Oh, I see.
That's a...
That's a Dremtical.
Dremtical.
That's a Dremtical.
Where's that cut from?
Regal.
Regal?
Regal.
Um, you know, I was looking up, I was trying to find some tickets for it.
Uh, is that Lighting Up?
Yes.
Yes, it totally is.
Um, two Terminator 2s coming up.
Yeah!
Oh, you didn't...
You don't know, do you?
No, there's 70 million 70 million there is but yeah 4k digital
Oh, I'm not a 4k one. Yeah, it's like four different versions are doing I ain't doing the 4k
You're not that far off
Generative a it's like it's like one of those a I
Fill grain like it made true lies and aliens and turn it to look like shit
Yeah, dude, that's crazy, you know, and that's like so like with that four camp
I'm like no dude the movie stands to test the fucking time
I still wish that released the original thing no need to 4k upscale it and just fucking let it rock everything smooth and
Smudgy and then also mega sharp. Yeah, it has sharpness to all the pixels
It's like you look at your face is like what the fuck am I looking at this to his nipples
So anyway, why do you do what like 35th anniversary or something?
I think it's 35 and I'm kind of like, yeah, but what about the 40th anniversary?
Cause there's no way to properly re-release it.
Aliens.
Oh, is that not happening soon?
I don't know.
It's just saying it is 2026.
It's not anything about 1986.
It's the 40th anniversary of aliens.
You guys got to see that 70 millimeter version.
Yeah.
We saw it because I was out visiting family.
We saw it at the Arclight.
That's the one where I saw Jim Cameron and Bill Paxson in the back.
Yeah.
I just didn't say anything.
And that's when he decided he had to upscale and digitally erase all the films.
That was the moment.
That was the moment.
That was the moment where he's like, I have to fix this.
That was the moment.
Where it's Heath?
Yeah, shots everywhere.
You know what?
It's funny.
This will all reminds me of one, the whole Star Wars thing.
And then kind of how wrong South Park actually got it.
Because I worked at FYE when ET was getting a big anniversary release.
And we had to manually go in and put stickers on every piece.
Oh, there it is.
every DVD because initially only the CG like you know edited you know fixed up new effects version
was going to be sold right if you wanted the 80s version you had to buy this giant box set
Spielberg found out about that and he personally went to the universe and said no every bvb needs
to include the og 80s cut every single one so what happened was is the boat member bonus disc
because they weren't our bonus discs.
All the bonus discs had to be taken out
of every normal DVD of this ETE collector, whatever,
and had to put the 82 or 84 whatever year
came out version on there.
And we had to put these big stickers on the back
of the box saying that like there is no bonus disc.
These bonus features do not exist.
It is new version, old version.
Isn't that shit crazy to think about now?
Yes.
Is that like they used to,
because they wanted to resell you a movie,
Like one that you've already seen before in Selective As A Resolution, they legit thought,
alright, ain't no reason people want to watch this again, but a little bit better and have
that be it.
We better spend all this money making this movie presentation the most glitz and gland
and content filled shit ever.
Like did I remember when Transformers got their 20th anniversary version like fucking
DVD?
Yeah.
so much extra. The alien quadrilogy, the alien anthology.
Yeah, anthology is so much shit, dude,
because in so many interviews and behind the scenes things,
just six to 10 hours worth of extra bullshit.
It was six, shut up Kenny.
Eight.
It was like, they just don't do that anymore.
For anything.
For anything and everything.
All that's done is like put on YouTube,
for like, and it's small.
Yeah, and then chunk it up into shorts.
Yeah, you just have to try to get you to buy things.
Yeah. Where are the lore of the rings? They have like those massive book sizes.
Fuck dude.
Extended editions. It comes with like six discs per movie.
Yup.
It was great.
Yup. Speaking of the rings, what do you think of the new one coming out?
Oh, it's good.
And Stephen Colbert?
That was a new one.
Stephen is being co-written by Stephen Colbert.
No, okay. So Kate, you might be mixing up stories, but here.
There is a new movie coming out called The Hun for Gold.
I have no idea why it's being made.
Yeah, is that not the Hobbit?
So the hunt for Golo takes place the moment where Gandalf goes keep it secret, keep it safe, right?
Oh!
Then he walks out the door, right?
Okay.
And then he's riding his horse off, he meets Saruman, he's in those catacombs at Gondor,
drinking his thing, reading all the old books.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's the passage of time as he's learning about the ring.
Correct.
They're making a whole movie about that.
Because in the book, the movie doesn't say this, in the book that is 17 years.
Whoa.
Yeah, the moment of him looks like, you know, I don't have any answers, you know, I must see...
It's like a couple of days, it's like maybe a week.
Yeah, the movie.
The movie, I mean, it's a couple of days, a week, a month, no, it's 17 years.
Bro, they skipped 17 years that fast? I'll be right back.
So, they're making this movie about Aragorn and Gandalf looking for Golem.
Great.
The whole thing where he tells them, I don't know how, you know, I don't know how long they tortured, the enemy found him first.
That whole line in the movie?
I have a question immediately who's playing Aragorn they got this new guy
It's over Vigo had no interest in it
Because if that would be like Michael J Fox like coming on for back to the future again
Maybe everyone would be like no don't like yeah, so I had that deep respect for Vigo Mortensen
It was also like a really cool dude in a life like yeah
I would not want to touch that shit with a 10-foot pole, right?
And he's older than Ian McKellen was when he made Lord of the Rings, so he's like no.
There's no win here. There's no way this is gonna be good.
There's not a win to be had.
How fucking...
There's not a win to be had.
So yeah, Andy Serkis is directing it, and I don't know, and I don't have a lot of faith in it at all.
I just know.
That's probably the only part of it that's appealing.
Yeah, like someone who was there, and he's, you know...
You better not be that old, I said it.
Here's here's my okay. I'm a learning span. I'm a big learning span
But when people like oh, yeah, as Kenny just asked am I excited?
I'm like no this is a story that didn't need to be told I don't like at all like Gandalf
Surmising it to Frodo like I searched everywhere for the creature going, but the enemy found him first
I don't know how long they tortured him. They just heard two words, you know, so I ate it out
They're like, okay, that's it. That's all you needed to fucking know
Yeah, like there is nothing else to say about that story because again
and you're gonna make a movie and you already know the outcome of it.
That shit feels so desperate.
Extremely.
It feels like even more desperate than like the Amazon show.
Yeah.
The Amazon show is starting off like kind of okay where it's like this is kind of okay
and I just, it dropped off the face of the earth for me.
I don't know if you watched that much.
No, I was like two or three episodes ago.
That's exactly what I did.
It wasn't the first time.
I was just kind of like this tonally is just not it.
This is just not it.
You know, I wanted to give it the benefit of the doubt.
This is not it.
Yeah, so Stephen Colbert is writing a movie
which is gonna be a sequel to Lord of the Rings.
Oh, that's right.
And it's basically, so remember what I told you about?
There's this whole missing part of the book
where, okay, remember when they're getting chased at night
by the guys on horseback?
Yeah.
And they get on that little raft.
Yes.
And he's just like, how far are they?
Yeah, there's an entire journey.
Journey, there's a whole journey from there
before they get to the town of Bree.
Right.
So Stephen Colbert wants to do a sequel
with Mary and Pippin and their kids,
and they're gonna go on a journey,
and they're gonna take that experience of the Barrow Downs
and Old Man Willow and Tom Bombadil
and put that into a movie as a sort of follow-up adventure
with the combat kids, if you will, of the fairings.
Like, you know, the new gen.
Wow.
So that to me is like, is that a good idea?
Probably not.
But it's-
Because the problem is is that like it,
And it's also like kind of one of the bigger issues of the Hobbit.
Well, as just as a story, it lacks the urgency that like Lord of the Rings has as a narrative,
which is about the ring, which is about Sauron executing his plan.
Like, all that shit is like, if we don't do this, we're losing everything, right?
And if they sort of shoofist anything in, like, it feels, it feels like, like they're
trying.
It feels like we're trying this to push more shit in that doesn't need to be
there.
know that a sequel with the Barrow Downs and Old Man Willow and Tom Bombadil,
part of me is kind of like that's nice that you really wanted to get that part
of the book in, but I would have more respect if Stephen Colbert was somehow
trying to do the Scouring of the Shire, which was more of a cautionary tale of
kind of like letting authoritarianism take over, you know, your ideal, like, you
know, country. There's actually an end-or-age story there. Right, you know.
Well that's exactly what Skyrim and the Shire would be, would be an extremely andorish take
on Hobbiton, which I'd be like, you know, yeah, Saruman died in the movies, like, you
know, whatever, you could find a way.
It doesn't even have to be Saruman, it could be someone else.
You know, the whole point of it could just be, it could be one of the, like, okay,
for all you nerds out there who know, okay, one of the fucking, it could be one or
both of the two blue wizards who disappeared, who came in and they take the place
of Saruman and Warmsong and they slowly, you know, will corrupt the Shire and
turn into an authoritarian nightmare.
And then it's about Mary and Pip
and leading a resurgence, you know, to take it back.
That could be a decent sequel, follow-up, I feel.
But Barrow Down's in Tom Bombadil is kind of like,
just, Tom Bombadil is not.
Tom Bombadil is not, I'm just gonna say it,
feel a movie character.
No!
He's a, like, a children's storybook character.
Yes.
Where it's better if, it's better what you think
of what this guy is in your head
than being shown what he is.
Yeah.
Because being shown what he is, it's like, ugh.
Ugh.
Is that birch shit all over of it stuff?
Oh, that's ratty gas in hot water.
That's the brown wizard.
But yes, but Tom Bombadil is the same deal.
He's a hippie.
He lives in the forest, and he has god-like powers.
He can wear the ring and nothing happens to him.
Why the fuck didn't he do it?
I understand completely why this character,
Tom Bombadil, wasn't put in movies.
He's a weird hippie who lives in the forest
and has literally the powers of the universe.
So he's a guy.
And just tells him, you have fun on your trip.
I'm like, no shit, you didn't put him in the movie.
Yeah, you think the meme of the eagles was bad.
This guy would have been 20 times worse.
He's a regular guy from Venice Beach, then.
You know, I would have been way better
than watching a sequel to Lord of the Rings
or a weird spin-off of a little moment in Lord of the
rings just watching Lord of the Rings. Just fucking just watch the movie wasn't
good but like war for the war here in Rilvaran was okay cool yeah like okay
it wasn't great but it was a nice time because it was like how did how did Rohan
get to the point that it is like in the movie we see in the movie is way in the
past has no real connection. You know what they should do right? It's not bad. They have the
the Star Wars problem where their efforts of them being directly connected to characters
around Mordor and the Shire in Middle Earth is like a Star Wars issue where we can't get
away from the fucking Jai and stuff like that.
So what they need to do is something like, I didn't play all of it, but the Shadow
of Mordor game, which is about a completely different guy with a unique ability, one
on his unique adventure, right?
Which was like, yeah, that seemed to be pretty good.
And landed pretty good with like,
Loader fans and stuff like that.
Until you got to the second game,
and it went off.
No, the second one.
It went off with the fucking rails.
Either my birthday or Christmas, with the PS4.
The Shadow of Mordor too, I think.
Yeah, you know, you give me Shadow of Mordor.
So yeah, that goes off the rails,
because then they're like,
oh, there's this elvish ghost
who's like, make the anti-one ring.
Yes.
The one ring to kill the one ring.
And the best part,
Remember the spider in Return of the King?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they somehow decided it could turn into a sexy woman.
Mm, fucking A, dude.
In the second game.
Fucking A.
Reasons.
Like, like, like Angelina Jolie and Beowulf?
Yes, fucking A, brother.
And like, she talks, and like, it's like,
Fucking A, brother.
Exactly.
I'm like, I've never seen this like this
is the dumbest fucking thing.
What are we doing here?
Sexy, she's a fucking spider.
It's me, it's Angolian, whatever. It's from like the dawn of time.
They're like, I guess technically the world's in danger. Shut up!
Shut up!
Like, there's no way Tolkien would have ever sat them down.
You know, what if she was a hot babe?
She could turn a hot babe, but she chooses to be a giant spider most often.
And then they come across the She-Law in their current appearance,
donning massive breasts.
Mass!
Massive breasts.
I don't like it.
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh no.
Just awful.
Anyway, where's the needle?
We should watch the trailer.
I can't, I can't turn, well, maybe I could,
but I have to like edit it out of the YouTube VOD after.
We should watch it so Simmons can watch it, Chad, right?
Yeah.
We should just turn it on so Simmons can watch it.
I don't think the stream will get taken down,
but I do get a copyright thing,
but I just edit it out of the VOD.
Simmons hasn't seen it yet.
Yeah, I don't know where's the trail.
We should show it to him.
Shout out to Heath.
Heath, he won the tournament.
He got a bad ass level of-
What do you do with it?
He won with Smoke, your old man's book.
And you know what?
Heath is a Marvel player.
He just started practicing.
Oh yeah.
I know Heath.
Yeah.
So Heath, and then Crimson, Keonix,
shout out to everyone that showed up.
And he gets to watch the movie tomorrow.
You want a Leatherless?
Yeah.
Heath, yep.
So crimson Keonix all the home. This is the only resident evil movie. I've ever wanted to say
We'll watch this channel watch it with you. Yeah, you know what?
I'll just keep us on the big and so just just just contact he if you want spoilers for the MK movie
He's gonna watch it tomorrow
Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
He's got a hot date tomorrow.
Hope you have a good day tomorrow, Lepif.
There we go.
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I had a little bit of a problem on the road.
I was wondering if I could use your phone.
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Hmm.
Wow.
Oh, sorry.
Weapons, yeah, weapons is good.
I'm the small stranger.
Yes, for a reason, for a reason.
I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but some things have happened.
Oh yeah, I'm in a fucking up situation right now.
Looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other again.
I just wanted you to know.
I love you.
It's Resident Evil's fuck.
Oh yeah.
Like it feels like RE7.
Yeah.
You know, like they're, they're all criss-
Oh yeah.
Like it just feels like, hey, what is Resident Evil?
What the fuck even is it?
What is?
And if Resident Evil isn't necessarily the old shit that's beyond RE7.
like that stuff belongs in games.
Like you're not gonna be able to make an RE4 movie,
like very compelling.
Like that'd be really hard.
But you can do a unique story, you know,
and make it around the same whole aspect of progression
that Resident Evil does.
And it's obvious that like there's different biomes,
different areas that character progresses
and moves through, it's just like Resident Evil, you know?
Yeah, it does have a sort of like,
oh, it's designed around a game that doesn't exist.
this kind of feel to what they're doing.
I think, I mean, people are a little upset
because it's not based on any particular game or whatever,
which I'm kind of like, yeah, it's fine.
I'm kind of like good, to be completely honest,
because every single time you get like a video game movie
or almost every time, you're holding an indirect comparison.
Right, because that just becomes this like really,
either A, you're constantly-
You're waiting for something to happen.
You're constantly comparing it,
you're constantly like, I'm gonna watch it.
your constant like putting it on my site or it feels patronizing.
You know, it's like, you know, like dinglin' keys in your face.
Like remember this, remember that.
You know, I'll give like, for example, the Mario movie credit, like the first one.
I kind of loved it that it was like grounded as in like Mario's a dude from
Brooklyn, right? Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, this is kind of here in the
old live action movie, but that's not present fucking at all in the games,
dude. Like it's a unique take on like what Mario is done in a pretty
like tasteful way. They're plumbers, but they're not like mystical plumbers. They go and they
learn about this shit. So it's like, I kind of enjoy this. I'm enjoying the progression,
you know. And then the second movie just drops all of it. It just old me back to mystical
shit.
Yeah. No, that's fair too. Yeah. The first one had way more heart and like, you know,
yeah.
Yeah. Like a good launching point, you know, a good grounded launch point. Like,
I mean, it's such a short trailer.
I mean, again, I will agree in the sense
where I'm like, it could not be called Resident Evil,
and it wouldn't really change anything
about the visuals or anything of that trailer.
Because like, nothing about it screams.
It's no liquor.
Right, like we don't see any creatures.
We don't even really see it.
However, like, you start to look at the bones of like,
and I really like the introspection of,
what even is Resident Evil?
Is it literally just Chris and Jill and Leon
Yeah, and that's why I'm like seven like seven exactly seven through until the very end, which is completely unnecessary
Yep, the it re it the seven is like there's a reason why seven hits so hard
Yeah, because everyone was like eris's reaction. I can't believe this is resident evil. Yeah, I can't believe it
Like this is resident. This is great. Everyone's reaction is that this isn't resident evil because it's great
I don't know what it is. It's it's kind of like Star Wars playing with the
action like you know the movies yes these are actually like you know here's
the and or analogy and or analogy right and it's just like here's all these
action figures yeah and then everyone who makes movies always get these same
action figures and all this stuff and do like I was watching even the Darth
Maul show and guess what all you like hallway scenes where you know the
Jedi does crazy shit in the hallway scenes here we go again here's it again
and I'm like, oh my fucking god.
So again, people like to give them a hallway scene.
People say they want certain things,
but what people actually want is to be surprised.
People want to be given something
that they had no idea they wanted.
Yeah.
And once that happens, you're like, whoa,
this is so cool, this is so different.
Like, I've had such a great fucking time.
Yeah, because nothing is, it isn't square shape
into square whole shit.
That's the most like which just goes into the spot every single time like you're you're actually being get fed something new
And I wouldn't like personally I wouldn't really
Want to see a resident evil movie that's trying to hard-adapt a game
So I think the last one did that it was a welcome to Raccoon's. Yeah. Yeah, was it supposed to be that yeah?
Yeah, because it was supposed to be one in two put together right and and how to go not well from what I understand
I didn't even watch it. Yeah, I understand nobody really liked it
And then there's like the seven, you know, Paul Anderson, you know, my wife's hot and awesome,
like, you know, love my films, you know, whatever.
Those residential movies are just fast and furious movies with zombies, man.
Pretty much.
It's just look.
And I'm like, this trailer I saw, I'm like, wow, okay, cool, because I'm just, I'm just
tired of it.
And then it's just like Neil Jovich is just so overpowered and I'm just like.
interesting the interesting issue with adapting video game characters that have
been around for 30 years what people think of those characters is going to
vastly changed because those characters have changed a lot when they're in so
many games for such a long dude like Jill has been probably five different
fucking people just gonna throw it out that Chris has also been like three
different people Leon has been mostly consistent until Resident Evil 6 but
But like, and you're going to adapt that.
So which version are you adapting?
Like is it going to be RE3?
RE3 Jill?
Is it going to be RE3 Remake Jill?
That's very different.
I'm going to be honest.
I think this is a problem, especially
with gaming in general.
And adaptations, yeah.
Is we can't just let the shit go?
Like, I think residential is kind of starting
kind of come to this problem a little bit right now where it's like we're gonna
bring Leon back and then you have that question of like how is Leon in RE9?
Yes. Because you had six which really kind of nobody really liked but it's like
you had a sort of national progression from like the dork to the to the
confident, cocky, you know, smart ass in four and there was like yeah there was
like you know I hit this to that you know because he's very he's very good
at his job by four you know from two to four so there's that and then
six and he's just he's just mad mad boring and then so nine okay nine is sort
of like trying to like kind of bring it back a little bit you know ease it around
but it's also again like you said it's been 30 years we've been we've been
living with we've been living with these characters for like 30 years and part
of me feels like I feel like we don't need to have I don't think Resident Evil
as a game series needs to constantly have Leon Claire Chris yeah you know
Well, that's why RE7 sold so fucking good.
It's sold in, like, I think it is the best-selling Resident Evil.
A second. I think RE2 Remake.
Is it RE2 Remake? Yeah.
RE2 Remake, fine.
Like, they, they, they literally dropped all of the characters,
as Chris really doesn't count.
Like, he's there for a frame or two at the end of the game.
Yeah.
They drop every single Resident Evil character,
and all mentions of the Resident Evil history that came before it,
for the most part.
and they made it a completely original story,
completely original, literal, faceless main character.
Anything that tried to connect it to the Pascues
was felt really shoehorned in it.
Yes, yeah.
Like it was the worst part about any,
narratively speaking, anything old,
Umbrella or Chris was like the worst aspect of the game.
The worst aspect of the new game, yeah.
And narratively in it.
So what happened with that, it did incredibly well.
Like people fucking loved it
because Resident Evil finally was something different,
you know, and that's why it's like the criticism
that I see of like, it could be bad, don't get me wrong,
R.E.7 could have been bad.
And then you would have been like, yeah,
it wasn't Resident Evil enough.
You know, like you would have that criticism.
But when something is that good
and it tries to execute a new idea,
like this movie feels like it's doing,
it feels like it's not thematically Resident Evil,
but spiritually Resident Evil.
And that's like, that's exactly what fucking Andor was.
Andor was literally that.
Or it's like, this is so not Star Wars, it's great.
It's great.
And this is so not the way I would ever think Star Wars would be.
Yeah, no.
It just, like I said, it made every other thing look like childish.
It should look childish.
Yeah.
Childish.
You're not in a bad way, but it's just like, and or like, holy shit, it's the actual
stakes, actual stakes and stuff like that.
But also like you were saying with the Resident Evil, I saw it didn't really feel like
Resident Evil to me.
If you watch the trailer like really closely.
It really is.
You really see it.
You know, it starts with a shotgun.
Oh, I found a shotgun.
No bullets.
It's about he starts looking around and then yeah, it's a character going into an unknown place
You know not a lot is happening. There's a lot of like what is going on?
I need to get out of here. Which is
Here is looting yes looking for things to get forward the character literally finds a body with a key on it
Yeah, like grass the key and then something attacks him like this is
The other chair he had a different gun
Yes, so like it's different weapons and progresses like you get the pistol and then the shotgun
You know, I think we're gonna bring it back to seven. That's why it was seven was so cool
I'm like hey, this is resident evil. Yes, but like different like and it's it is kind of like I love the Star Wars universe
But let's move on from the Skywalker series. We should watch this 12 minute break down
I didn't ask this and what's cool is to it's just like this is for sure. Can we like you know
make a resident evil that doesn't like I just want to just suck the teeth of the old
yeah it's a new evil it's a new survival and I'm like let's just yeah of you know
and that's why we like seven they want until they until they see it yeah you
have to give people something like unexpected but it's in a way that like
oh now nine that's not even great clothes we're going back to them brah
I'm like, dude, don't be stupid.
Transformers 1 is the best example of this.
I waited the whole fucking movie for them
to eventually pander to Transformers 86,
and they never did it.
And I was like, fucking bravo, because everything they did
was amazing.
Like, what they did in their own movie was amazing.
Anyway.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Let me press this button.
Barnon, my most visually-gone-zone movie.
That is part two.
All right, I'm Zach Krueger.
This is the teaser for Resident Evil,
which is coming out September 18th.
Okay, so basically, my rule for this movie is to just play
and try to make a movie that felt like my experience
playing the Lord of the Rings.
I live in a world of Resident Evil.
So this, you know, I feel like this movie
takes place alongside the events of Resident Evil 2.
I like to think that, you know,
everything that's going on in the police station
could be happening in this world.
This is just another dude on another mission
on the other side of town and what's going on with him.
So yeah, I mean, it's not canon in that
I'm not using the characters,
but it's coming in that it lives in the actual day
of reckoning and reckoning.
Wrecking city.
So this movie follows the characters,
he's outside of Wrecking City,
he's gotta get into the center of it
and we're kind of with him as he goes through
this gauntlet of set pieces
gets deeper and deeper into town.
I could be a liquor.
And so, you know, what I love about the games
that every seven springs with it, unique new cars.
The bad guy.
Yeah.
And so I just wanted to, I wanted the rhythm
to feel like it was always changing.
It was always shifting.
You were always facing
a lot of bigger dangers and you had to be aware
of resource management and health and things like that.
So I really did use a lot of cues from the games
on how to build this thing out.
And so.
Definitely an evil dead body.
Yeah, it's a love letter to the games,
which I fully, fully, obsessively love.
All right, so one of the things that I love about Resident
Evil is the graduation from gun to gun to gun.
So you can see in the first shot here, he's got a pistol.
That's the first weapon that he acquires.
As he progresses, he'll graduate to the shotgun.
and then ultimately he'll get an MP5.
That's one of the fun things about playing these games
is whenever you get the new weapon,
you're like, oh, thank God, thank God.
And so his character kind of has that reaction
as he does it.
A lot of this movie is like third person, you know?
So there's a steadicam following Austin, our actor.
And it was really a dance
between him and our camera operator.
So, you know, when I had a really wide lens
and we're kind of over his shoulder.
And so when he looks left, we'd like him to look left
and he looks right, we swing around and look right.
So I really tried to incorporate just the visual language
of the games into the movie.
There's also a fair amount of first person shooter stuff
in this movie that is the games utilized sometimes.
But really just like you're behind the character
and when they look right, you look right.
When they look up, you look up.
Just letting that be the most common visual language
the game of the movie I should say is very much from the games. This is for sure
Barnon my most visually gonzo movie by far. It's a great thing about how I like to
play Resident Evil especially the first time I've played one of the games I like
to go really slow through the world and just kind of drink it in and try and
immerse myself you know I'm pretending I'm there like we all probably do in
So, you know, Austin is our main character, Brian, I should say.
He's moving slowly through this world.
So, you know, if you've seen any of my other movies, you know, I like to kind of like creep through these dreadful spaces and resident evils, like the perfect playground for a guy like me who likes to just, you know, really take his time.
Sounds like he gets it.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
It's an understanding of what REA is.
Yeah, Jack in the Box moment.
And so, so, you know, that's kind of what Austin's doing here is he finds this abandoned farmhouse.
abandoned farmhouse. I was a massive fan of Austin after working on weapons and I'm a bigger fan of
him. I need to watch weapons and he's just so he's so fascinating. He's the perfect avatar for
for the viewer. And what I wanted was I wanted to do a Resident Evil movie where you're not following
a badass with military training. You're following your average gamer like me. Like if I was
thrown into a Resident Evil game, I would be terrified and I would be as what Ethan was.
Yes.
35% of the shots I took, I would
have to learn the guns as I go.
Because I've played with an MP5 for however many thousands
of hours playing video games.
But if I have one in my hand, I'm like, where's the safety?
How does this work?
And so I think it's just kind of fun
to be following somebody with no combat experience
whatsoever as they're walking through hell
with a machine gun.
What he's carrying is important.
And he doesn't know the whole picture
when he accepts the job of what he's been tasked with.
And Austin is just kind of like a perfect, very lovable,
but by no means badass guy.
And his reactions to the horrors is just, it's,
I love it, I love it.
And it looks like there's a chance
that we might not get to talk to each other again.
Hi.
I just really love the idea of like,
you're moving through a sewer,
you have no idea what's in front of you,
and you come around a corner
Yes, you see a gigantic, obese, naked, hairless man just sitting facing you.
It's like to me, it's just like what is about to go down?
I just, I like the question there and what does go down, I am also pretty happy with.
Honestly, it's like part of the inspiration book of this guy comes from the base of the dude.
There's a character called The Judge in that book who's described as like a seven foot tall,
you know, maybe I'll buy no hairless man and I love the image of that guy and so this is just my
little nod to one of my favorite books of all time and um and it's also it's like I don't have a nemesis
in this movie you know that the games use which is like this gigantic hulking you know
terminator that's following you but this is also like a little bit of a nod to the to the nemesis
I don't want to give too much away, whatever it is that's coming out of the door, but I
will say that there's a mechanic that I've put into this movie that is...
It might be in some of the games, and I just can't remember it being in some of the games,
but basically it's a way the infected interact with each other, and it's something that
kind of pursues him throughout the movie.
And so I don't want to say too much, but I'm really excited for how this specific creature
for lack of a better term, how it changes and how it evolves to the worst in the film is
really fun.
Margarit's pretty close.
He doesn't utilize zombies that much.
It's much more focused on the weird creature stuff than the zombies.
There's really only two scenes, maybe three actually now that I think about it, where
there's like proper zombie stuff going on and two of those three are in this
trailer. There's this one right here and then there's the one where he's running
through the city streets and zombies are like detonating around him. But other
than that it's not it's not the I wouldn't call this like a zombie movie
necessarily. I just feel like you have this opportunity for the T virus to do
all these really fascinating things to the human body to the world around you
and so to just limit it to zombies feels like a squandered opportunity so
And so I tried to, I tried to, you know, really vary it up.
Well, the best moments in our two is the true ending.
Yeah.
Or it's like you think they're all dead and then this fucking giant
block with teeth coming after you on the drawers and the empties.
The drawers.
Because one of the things that like is so integral to playing Resident Evil
is you're constantly searching for healing items and ammunition.
Right.
And that's what he's doing in these scenes where he's going through the drawers.
He's found a shotgun.
He's got no shells.
he's got to find the shell so he's got to like comb this house for these like vital you know bits of ammunition and so
You can't really do a proper, you know, love letter to the games without without that and so I've also hidden some
I think you can see one in this trailer. Maybe there's a plant
Yeah, there's the left over his right shoulder
You can kind of see it in the movie the shot goes back farther than you can see it
But I took the the green herb from resident evil 4 and I replicated the bucket exactly
But you can see the bucket there at the very end.
The Irish for herb.
The like the horizontal copper striping on it.
And the herb is like exact for the Red Slime and Evil 4 thing,
which is probably the game I've played the most out
of this series.
Oh, this guy.
Even though I've probably lived in the world of two,
I just wanted to use a little bit of four in here,
just because it's more of a-
Bro, let's go about it.
Like, four to go is weird body more or shit,
because they've got away from the T virus.
Yeah.
People will notice.
As much as four is the game I've played the most,
I don't think it's very scary, you know?
Four does not-
This is my boy.
I'm fucking named one.
This is my boy.
It's not scary.
I mean, for me, the scary-
This guy fucking gets it.
Eight, when you're being pursued by the giant baby.
And the-
Yep.
Pretty fucking crazy.
Some of the games-
Fucking hell yeah, dude.
He's actually played the game.
He's fucking-
Yeah, he gets it.
But the reason that I keep coming back to four
is because the world is so big, the game is so huge,
the mechanics are fantastic.
And it does lean a little bit more action
than some of the more horror-centric ones,
but I don't know, I just, I find it so,
so relentlessly playable.
I just, I'm always interested in how it kind of goes
from location to location to location,
and you gotta go through, you know,
at some point you're on a boat,
and then you're on like an Indiana Jones, Temple of Doom,
kind of mind part thing.
Get this guy on the screen.
It's just like there's so much to do in that game.
And I think that that's something that I really dug
about four is that you're not just trapped in one mansion
and you've got to unlock a room
and then go here and then unlock another room.
You're moving through a world.
And so that's something that I really,
really took from that game in particular.
And one of the other things that is in this movie
that comes directly from the games is the need for keys
and for padlocks being barriers, you know,
if you've ever played one of these games,
you know that you always come to the office
and you don't have what you need to get to the other side
and you have to go through hell
to get the key to get out of here.
And so that happens, I'd say about four times
over the course of this movie where he's like,
what the, what is with all the padlocks, man?
And then the games will recognize exactly, you know,
what I'm doing.
No fun, I'm gonna stop.
I had a little bit of a problem on the road.
I was wondering if I could use your phone.
It takes place almost in real time, but not really.
There's a lot of time jumps, but yeah,
it takes place over the course of one evening.
I'm sort of existing just adjacent to it
because I'm not obsessed with the timeline.
For me, it's like, this is the first night
that the T-Virus has broken out.
And in this movie, it has started in Rackham City
and he's got to go straight into the eye of the storm.
And so that's the deal.
So I believe that when Leon arrives at the police station,
that's still kind of like day zero, right?
Where she's freshly gone wrong.
So that's the timeline.
Now I'm a little fuzzy, I'm a little fuzzy.
Well, he's like, I don't know, I don't think it matters,
but I'm just gonna like day.
Yeah, no, actually, he's late in the police station.
That new king doesn't happen in the police station.
Yeah, RESD, like brush that off.
Yes, day zero.
Um, actually, so, so, yeah, this exists.
This exists in like day one, Raccoon City.
It's sad that they are two because I just want to say, right?
Are you three is before two and then after two?
Yeah.
He's chronologically not wrong, but yeah.
Like we're talking about our days.
Like it's to the point of who cares.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, there you go.
It's not important.
Make sure it's like, oh, whatever.
Like I was given nothing but support.
And so I know there's a little warming chat.
That's why the stories you hear about,
about filmmakers dabbling with IP and running into all sorts of
No, you can't say global warming because it confuses their brains.
You have to say climate change. Climate change. There you go.
I'm like a seriously messed up situation.
Climate change, Chad.
Okay, that was fucking awesome.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Yeah, even more, right?
And I forgot your name person in the chat.
It doesn't really feel like Resident Evil to me.
Now what do you have to say?
I still love you, though, but I'm just saying.
What do you have to say, sir?
It doesn't say anything.
Oh, that's fine.
And you know, what are you entitled to that?
Because Resident Evil has been so many different things
for so long now that, yeah.
I think he's also doing a better approach, which is,
more than that.
Which is like, you've got to keep the plot
kind of moving forward.
Like like RE4 is like a very forward momentum game. Yeah, yeah for you know, I'm ever fixating this you're never fixated in one spot
You loop around the castle kind of but the time by the time you realize you've made a loop. It's time to go to the next
So yeah, like it's like okay, he's doing
Sort of like a four like move forward constantly not staying one location and just
Yeah, yeah, cuz you spend like like 90% of RE1
I like yeah, he's kind of foring it and chewing it at the same time to move forward quite a bit where it's like half
The game is RPD and then a quarter of the game is sewers and then last quarter is the nest
Good soon
crimson Keonix
Sharks everyone that made it there
so the reason I wanted to do
How the dark soccer day is because the dark soccer's tournament at Evo, Japan was incredible
It's actually found two people who play Dark Star.
They found a good chunk.
I'm just so happy Crimson was finally able to go to Japan.
Yeah, it was him.
I know he was talking about it for so long.
And so glad he was finally going to Japan.
The game requires so much of you to make so many decisions so fast
that the players that have been playing this for 20 years
were like physically completely perturbed at the end of matches
because they were playing up like they're hard they're like it was like crazy to see like they weren't breathing
It's just a game. There's no chance to breathe or think yeah, so that once it was over there like
Like they would do that shit. It was like whoa this little game just to be like we was while I was watching the
I was like tuning in and tuning out like of the X members of Street Fighter
Which ever one you were water with this crazy infinite. Oh, yeah, thanks for playing
Yeah, thanks for playing. Oh, yeah, that was yeah
That shit's actually hard.
Yeah.
And for you all that, like, oh, man, this game,
like, for all you think they did,
you didn't play in the times of our days, man.
It was just like that.
Yeah, that's the way the whole time.
Yeah.
Capcom.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing.
Infinite's.
Yeah.
And then, where did Steve to tell that story?
We went to, like, a Capcom party,
and then they had the game, and then Steve just
did freaking crazy infinite's on this guy.
And Steve was like, hey, man, good game.
the guys like infinites. Yeah, like a chicken's hand. Steve just fucking played this guy, ha ha ha ha ha.
We did the same thing in that tournament. Didn't let the guy play, they got like, hey, they had a good game, they got like, yeah, yeah,
infinite. It was not a good game to him. I mean, that's how we got his name.
It's not a good game to do, all right, it's not happy.
It's not happy.
Yeah, Dark Saunders 1.
Chad, is there anything crazy in the Japanese version?
Look at the logos change.
Chad, is there anything like weird in the Japanese version that's better?
Or is it mostly the same thing?
Wait, before I get my drink, does this have the screen where you see a kuma
where you see a kuma and then you see a guy that looks like a kuma.
Yeah, that's a men part savior.
Yeah, that to me, I'm the dirty baray guy.
Yeah, the baray, but I didn't know.
I'm like, who's that guy?
I wonder that.
Like the whole time I used to see that man in the game.
I didn't know who that was.
I remember seeing that, I'm like, who are the guys?
Who's that?
Katie's drink, don't worry.
Got a lid.
This was the dark circle that I technically played the most.
Yeah.
OK, I'll be our chief.
That's me.
actually check yeah what is the what is the premium in terms of gameplay do we
want to do speed two or speed three
wasn't this one of the games like if you actually crank the speed of all old
games that wouldn't even have consistent yes because it was the old games were
to send it all right
she really gave me
oh wow
I like a circle
I think that's something that's controlled by B
yep
oh my god I can't even do soul wow look how shitty this is
She just do combos in the ground you just do light crunching light kick beat him
Okay, okay, and you do like a sweet combo. She's not she's not she might I think charge down back to like forward
Like back to forward is her like splash move, but that might be later
Like your way later
Magic series yes
I'm bare fireball, that's insane.
Ah, there it is.
So even in this one it's like a little bit more, it's a little bit speedy, it's actually
faster than I remember.
Yeah, this is the first one.
Dang, Stakers.
Oh, that takes you back to here?
Jesus.
John Stalker is the night warriors.
Two.
I don't know what that is.
Victor.
Greek.
Yes.
Sexy-ass fish man.
Shape of fucking water here. Let's go.
Nice, trying to get the negative to Dark Stalkers exactly.
So when one happens, you thank me.
That's how that works.
They got all the phobos in the background.
Oh, that's been a charge.
Bar!
This is an old game.
Shit.
What's for that one?
Ah, just old school.
I don't have the axe.
Shows the tech here. I don't think that's not in this one.
Jen, how many of you would have thought to be that fish man in chicken water?
I don't know.
I was knocking low, what the fuck?
You ask this question every time?
I'm not getting answers!
Give me a fucking answer!
Yeah, a fucking answer.
Hey, so this was nice.
Thanks Capcom.
I'll sit with Victor and he'll figure out moves.
I showed you the Dark Soccer machine that I played when I was young.
Doesn't that goddamn pizza place?
You think you literally can't move or dash I think we got screen tearing
Bitch
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah, he does.
All these asscheeks come out.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a special move about that.
Cut him in half.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna know.
Come on, look at that shit.
Yeah, he grabbed you by his butt cheeks.
His butt cheeks.
Hold on a second. Let me...
No, that's not it.
I think there's normal world hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I think it's a regular grab
I did not remember one. You know, no, shut up. Just have a high giga Buster mega shock
right here giga brute
Tosti gigas glue giga burn
That's not it. That's the one I did. That was the big kick. Does he not get the butt grab in this?
He must he must
Chat are we drunk nobody plays dark circles one. They should play it gyro crush
I'm sorry for a bunch. That's that's this
You've max correct inputs or stop talking
Mega Strangle, okay it's called Mega Strangle, well you know to find it.
Strangle Mangle.
Mega Strangle, near opponent, forward or back with a heavy kick.
Hold on a second.
No, you're a fool, Chad you fucking fool.
Wow, that was boots.
You need to say that like his legs.
Chad you're a fucking fool.
I don't think he has it in this game.
I'll go back and fix the string, Derek.
I don't think you can.
It's in the sequel.
Sam's also a love letter to animation.
Just in general.
I thought that was third strength.
It is.
Which one's more of a love letter?
Because you can only make love to one.
Well that's the thing, is that animation is all love.
Damn. This man said animation's a molly.
Crazy.
I think that's a good idea.
Night Warriors.
They really gave a lot of fun.
Actually, they added functionality to this game.
After they put it into Capcom Fighting Collection 2 and the Marvel Collection, there were things that went back and added to the game.
I think versus mode is legit added to the game right chat that was not there before
But you just roll just loading the wrong. Yep, and it would just like turn it on
I think all the training and all that stuff. Oh my god. Look at this fucking stage
beautiful
Remember my dash
Fucking for that like my back dash like a weirdo
I remember DP with kick.
They had this in the roster at something small.
It's the same size as old, yeah it's the same size as old old games.
Good, Jack, again this isn't on the same hardware as Darkstalkers 2 and 3.
This is on CPS 1.
So the same shit that did Street Fighter 2.
You get like six characters.
Make a foot.
Make a foot.
Make a foot.
You know how long that Felicia Sprite came?
That's as long as Morgan's.
Come on.
Felicia Sprites.
Yeah.
I think it's Mario.
I think it's the most used fight in the history.
Yeah.
Mario again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mario, I'm going to show them a lot.
All the way to fighting him.
Victor should have been in a Marvel.
Is this the first CPS2?
More Raptor should have been in a Marvel.
This one's CPS2?
Oh, it's a CPS1.
I believe so.
I think Super Turbo is the first CPS2 fighting game.
That's what I mean. These people are like right at the same time.
The reason why like Victor,
John Taubein, or Lord Raptor numbers go up in a Marvel game is because of the horny.
Could the horny. I said it.
But why? I'll say it again.
What was that song?
Re-Re-One.
Let me try to remember the name.
Alright.
Re-Re-One.
What was that?
UB4.
Something 4.
This was a year after ST. No! This was 94.
UB4.
UB4.
How's close?
Are you excited for the resume of the movie, Steve?
I made a video.
We made a video, look at the dudes!
You guys, you have to see the director talk about the trailer.
If you hear the director talk about it, you're like, oh shit, okay, yes.
Oh really? Yes.
We all watch this together!
No.
We'll go see.
We'll go see the trailer.
What are you talking about?
Uh, literally, he doesn't do the presidential.
We had this conversation.
You missed it.
Okay, what is Resident Evil?
Resident Evil is Leon, Chris, and Steve.
Steve, do you like RE7?
I understand that, and I made that point in the video that,
oh well, there could be a chance because they're talking about Ethan,
and Ethan...
What do you want Ethan to be in it?
You know, I'm saying that the idea of reinventing and rebooting the characters
characters and you know going back to the horror of what Rizky was is fine.
But I'm sorry you're not gonna give us like one liquor, not one dog, not one
a tyrant, then none of that stuff really matters. I'm sorry. You got to get it out man.
So I mean sure, sure you can make something new but if you can go back to
Raccoon City, you better give us what the hell is here in Raccoon City.
Don't say it's a good idea, and give us some people arms and legs coming out of the door
and tell us that's wrapping the seat, that's not what we saw when you were there.
Oh.
He's got some people on his back.
Yeah, I know, there's a-
Is that not a fan or something?
Tim is not a fan.
What?
Tim, it likes it, it likes it!
I don't know.
I like the idea of it because I don't like being married to the same fucking shit for fucking 30 years.
Absolutely.
I drink high-games.
This is what-
In video games.
Good dreams.
Hey, man.
Get it up, Dave.
Close one.
Like I said, the writer's one of the most well-respected.
The veteran's was amazing.
amazing accuracy but there once is a
that was insane so I give the benefit of the doubt
I'm not gonna get it but I'm just saying
from what I saw so far I'm not happy
I'm so in the way
I am
what was it Barbera? I saw Barbera
I know what that was
I'ma watch her bolt
it was scary buddy
the last part of our program was
hey not talking about it I'ma watch it
it's fucking tearing and shit
I haven't seen it.
Bam.
It could be smoother than this.
Everybody was.
Well, same shit with the underrated.
He's got a great take.
And he speaks his mind.
He's underrated.
Do you want to check it again?
Yeah, I'm gonna check it.
Take that scene, Shoto.
You're underrated.
Barbarian had you fucked up.
See, guys, it's the idea that you're in the strange house and you go under the
frame.
Hey, man!
I don't know!
I'm gonna watch it!
You haven't seen Barbarian?
No!
What a hole it is!
Dude, it's full of it!
God damn it.
Alright.
I'm old too.
So the thing is, is like putting shit you know, it doesn't make the movie good.
It's not going to make the movie.
Absolutely, I agree.
We did that with Welcome to Rage.
I agree.
We did that with R-E.
Stop that, don't, don't, you better relax, you better relax.
Like just putting things that I know what that is, like that to me is like that's all,
that's all, that's all our recipe for disaster.
It's nostalgia bait and I understand it, I understand it, I get it.
What you're doing is you're giving it more of the benefit of it out than most of
us are.
I don't feel one way or the other, I guess, like RE7 was not Resident Evil at all.
I would be less irritated if it didn't have the title of Resident Evil.
If it was its own thing, I'd be like, no, but it has the title of Resident Evil and it has nothing to do with Resident Evil.
What would you say it could be just like outbreak?
Sure.
But outbreak had lickers, outbreak had, you know,
the dogs, outbreak had the fun facts,
and we don't know what would be in practice.
You know what though, because here's the thing,
when you're attaching a movie from a 30-year-old video game,
you don't want to put lickers and dogs
and necessarily hunters in there.
Why? Because you know exactly what they are,
what they do.
There's nothing scary about it.
It's like when you watch the eighth part of a horror movie,
And it's like, where's the Xenomorph?
What's Jason doing?
Why isn't the Xenomorph here?
Like at this point in time, what is scary about the Xenomorph?
That comes from somebody who's been that invested in the franchise and overseeing that stuff.
But the thing is, you have to listen to the guy talk about it.
He's invested in the franchise.
He's super invested.
He's super invested.
He talks about all the living evils.
And then when you hear him talk about it, he fucking gets it.
He's not like a guy that's like, oh, well, you know,
like to take out a lot of street fighters,
like when Ryu goes, a two-kin,
like, you know, you can tell that the fucking guy knows.
When we was talking like Resident Evil 4,
it's like, oh, good.
And then he hear him talk about Resident Evil,
oh, shit, yeah, okay, he knows.
He played the fucking game.
And he didn't like listen to it.
Repson, what is this bitch's moves?
But anyways, the thing that's hard to tell,
he's like, this is the first one.
This is fucked up.
But he knows, and he's just like,
I like the taste that the two fighters,
You take things way more different from what we just seen in the games, right?
Like, so like, me, like, yeah, we've seen the T-Byrers do those things,
but I like to, like, imagine, like, hey, the T-Byrers works in crazy fucking ways,
like, depending on what you get.
Also, wouldn't it be better if they did put liquors all over the trailer?
I'd just surprise you with one of the motor.
Would that be way better, because you're not expecting it?
I absolutely would, but there's nothing about that trailer that's sad.
If you see Tony, be quiet.
There's nothing about that trailer that's sad.
No, don't be quiet.
Oh, it's reasonable.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing with the money.
A new movie came out and it has nothing to do with Brendan Fraser's money.
A new Evil Dead just came out and has nothing to do with the original Evil Dead.
Why the fuck would I want to watch an Evil Dead movie that has nothing to do with that?
But the title says Evil Dead.
At a certain point, I don't want to watch a fucking movie that has title bait.
Well, it's about a dude going in, a dude that is not Leon Ray or Chris, going into a place unequipped and unready,
and then something weird is going on, he's pretty much stuck, he has to start looting, looking for shit,
he finds things, he finds a gun, a small gun, he eventually loots more, finds keys, gets things, gets a shotgun,
gets better, it's Resident Evil, it's literally what Ethan directly goes through in RA7.
I'm all for it if I don't see anything that relates to that in Raccoon City, which is what he's claiming he's in.
He's in another part of Raccoon City in the end.
He's in the city in the end.
He goes to the city.
He goes to the city and I see fallen bodies from the sky.
We should have things like, okay.
And that's why I'm like, okay, there's something here.
Obviously there's zombies in there that they're not showing.
Again, this is a teaser.
So we can't go off of everything that we do.
I've come to the conclusion that I'm not watching anything more.
I don't want to talk about anything.
I don't want to say anything.
I was getting kind of bugged out that I was watching the director's commentary on it,
and I was like, yeah, there's too much.
She was talking and all that kind of, yeah, no.
But the thing is, also the director's commentary,
and the way he talked, I'm like, okay, I fuck with this guy.
He gets it, he knows what Resident Evil is.
So again, this is ATEEZ, they're not showing us much, and if they don't show you too much, then that's fine.
Again, from what I saw, I wasn't too pleased, but that's because I wasn't given any indication that this is person evil.
I don't want somebody to take the idea and make whatever the fuck they want out of me.
That is what I see when I see the trailer.
So as far as you're going to be disappointed, even from the first time I saw the trailer,
I got like you have no idea what he's going to make for the full movie, so I'm okay with
that.
So for me, if he's trying to surprise us, fine.
We don't want another Star Fox incident, right?
No, but for me, it's fine.
When I saw it, I got Outbreak Biders.
But I think it's too young.
I hear it.
It was the Bison.
It could turn out to be not good regardless.
Exactly.
It could go either way.
Hey, man.
What did we get? That one resident evil that was true to the cannon on Netflix and-
And that was full of characters.
Huh?
That was full of characters.
Yeah, full of characters. Now all the characters but it wasn't good. So, yes, it could go either way.
Like...
Yeah, it seemed people-
Yeah, it's very, it's very easy for things to go wrong and there's a good chance it could go right.
So, I'm hopeful I'll get a bad one.
I don't even know where her moves are cause I'm like they're coming out of random.
How do you know it's her fucking cat scratch?
Yeah, it's the record for walking around conceding that the other one
Yeah, exactly is as good as you say
It felt more silent hill than it was residential it absolutely
Not that movie's really happening.
Dang it.
Right.
But all the stuff you mentioned Max, where he's like, you know, doing resident evil stuff,
he's collecting items and doing all the stuff.
Guess what sign of hell, guess what sign of hell got that from?
Resident evil.
So it's more resident evil.
But the thing is, resident evil is to people very different things.
Because resident evil has been very different things for a long time.
Most people think of resident evil as already five and ten beyond.
Yeah, and the rest of the movie is already, like, literal, what already is from the fucking movies, which is crazy.
And what I said in my review was that, as I do, just watch, if you want a Resident Evil movie that's true and stuff, and it isn't terrible, just watch the CG movie.
What?
You've got one good CG movie.
Hey.
One.
One.
It gives you everything you want from Resident Evil.
Does it?
Yes.
I don't know if that's true.
Stop.
Hey, love of CG movies.
Yeah, those movies are pretty bad.
Big fat haters.
Those movies are pretty good.
movies are great. Leon was killing people on the freeway. It was so good, Max. Losers
were so good that they referenced it in Resident Evil fucking 9. So yeah, Leon literally drove
by those fucking dogs and they chased the shit out of him because they're like, this thing
is fucking badass and we love this movie. Right, but the- It was awesome. He wasn't
killing innocent people. No. They not literally murders people on the freeway. Yeah, it
was. As he's shooting those dogs. It's like, damn Leon. Well, Max, really, you
It kinda deserves it. Fuck those guys.
Right?
Fuck bystanders.
Yeah, fuck those guys.
Yeah, you're really like a stand-up.
He nods like you're gonna die anyway.
Just like Superman.
Just like Superman and the Justice.
You guys, he literally sheets lasers at cars, and he blows them up.
Fuck those people.
Fuck those guys.
And fuck them kids.
I'm pretty happy.
And you know, it's um, but, I don't know, like, when I played seven,
seven and then make me think I'm like, dude, what if Resident Evil is just all these different
kind of crazies?
I think people think they know what they want, they have no fucking clue what they want.
And people need to be given the things that they think they want, but it's actually completely
different.
But people have no fucking clue what they want.
Okay, so I'm going to say this right now.
So I said, you know, Resident Evil is about Leon and Jail and Chris Laska like that.
Resident Evil at its core is like the force, do us Machina, it can do whatever it wants, absolutely.
Resident Evil is about a company that is fucking over all of these people and they have to find a way to survive what they put out for everyone.
And you look at the status of Resident Evil 5 and you get the idea of what they did with Resident Evil 4
And they're just plucking over innocent people.
And you're going through that entire scenario,
hearing about the stories when you read the books
and the retirees and stuff like that.
And you realize that this is just the company that
fucks over innocent people.
And at a certain point, you're doing your best
to stop them from spreading a virus and shit up even more.
All for the sake of one asshole
to become a mortal, pretty much.
And that's the core of it.
At the end of the day, it can be about whoever the fuck it
wants to be, but you know, a resident
doesn't necessarily have to be about the heroes that
are established.
Absolutely not.
I totally get that.
Party's mostly about survival.
Yes.
It's about surviving these crazy fucking things
and that you learn more and escalates to get bigger
and bigger and bigger.
Yeah, yeah.
And there's a past.
There's always a past.
Or a past, if you will.
You're the asshole.
If that motherfucker ain't fightin' the tired end of the movie, I'll give you the point.
Why does it need to be a tired end?
It doesn't have to be a tired end.
It has to be a big tired end of the muscle.
Yeah, something, something.
I get the idea if he's like, hey, I want to show like other virus creatures.
Because I don't want people to sit there and be like, expecting to see something and then know exactly how the shit's gonna play out.
Because it's like, it's anemesis. It's gonna have a gun or it's gonna do something with his big tentacles.
tentacles and it's like and you're just kind of where's the tension where's
everything we're just kind of expecting to like you know be spoon fit our
nostalgia you can introduce those characters but still not have that you
can introduce those characters how to do something completely different or the
outcome completely completely different all of us every scenario that
resident evil has has given us those characters I feel tension especially in
RE 9 where the Lakers finally show up towards the end of the game, put you on guard, and
what the fuck?
And they see me and they check fucking 12 of them, you know, and they're like holy shit.
I don't even have enough ammo.
Double kill!
Double kill!
Double kill!
Double kill!
Double kill!
That's Capcom's own master move.
Oh no, where's the plan?
We're not done!
This is an actual order, Tanya.
Do you know what I wish?
I wish that they would have had a shipped futsal in Marble's Capcom because then Capcom
Capcom can have its own freaking set in the hall.
This is like, look, this is master mode right here.
Like Capcom can have their own set in the hall.
It is a, it's a legendary, like,
that's the whole box.
This thing is the golden army.
Yeah.
It's the legendary army.
But it's from, it is actually from my hand,
or ink, like it was like this.
Yeah.
No!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rob!
It was like,
No, you fucking,
Hey, fucker!
It was like a robot.
No, you fucking,
Fucker!
Yeah, ancient Mayan, like,
Oh, they had like a robot,
but dude, that's a master mode.
They can have their own,
freaking Sentinel.
Oh my God.
You know what's wild?
If, let's say Capcom said,
Well, we can't get Marvel,
if we just Capcom versus Capcom,
you want to bring Sentinel?
They have Usel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, full dose.
Oh, you,
Just say yes.
Oh, something.
You want two? Two.
At least you're crazy.
Oh, okay.
Smash the bubble, Felicia.
That's your favorite character.
Let me smash her.
We were hanging out today.
He's like, man, you know what?
I wish I could play Felicia.
Yeah, we're gonna see.
He's excited.
She has common lights, a strong chain.
What?
It looked like he said click, click, like,
lock with something.
Did you see it?
Yeah, that's awesome, though.
I think he's charging low kicks.
Let's see what...
Most characters are catching low-tech, catching... catching heavy-tech.
I want to try to do the combo that the, um...
the little player was doing, chat.
They did the ground string into a, uh, a demon input.
And it did fucking crazy damage. I want to try it.
Oh, look at the kid's eye!
She jumped up upside down and hit me.
Got him?
I think I see a lot of Tocon.
It's an all-kin-wob.
All-kin shuri.
It's like, it's like what?
It's like, uh...
Chell, Steve.
It's like, tennis ball?
Max.
Max.
What?
He doesn't know.
Oh, he's unknowing.
He's unknowing.
There we go.
I missed something.
Steve missed something.
Not you.
I'm taking a seat at the Tocon for real.
I guess it's the Toto Trailer.
I didn't say that.
Do you guys get to talk about the Toto Trailer?
D.G. is keeping from a vault, guys.
Leave him alone.
From a vault?
Yes.
A vault.
A vault.
We can show him, Peb.
I didn't say it.
It's like World War, or it's like Planet Hulk Hulk.
I can't select her.
Okay, there you go.
Yeah, I don't like this costume.
You know that bullshit off of them?
No, no, we're not talking about that.
We're talking about something else completely.
You know that bullshit off of them?
He looks fucking weird.
He looks clunky shit.
Yeah, it was from like a comic one.
I mean, I get it.
I get what it's from,
but I don't like it.
You saw that?
You tried, uh...
you try to uh...
this is Dmitry, it's the same fucking sprite they used in the fight, champ.
Yes, I know, I know.
Every Darkstalker sprite you have ever seen,
that was done in something else, this on this.
Except Shanker.
They never actually showed something on this.
This is the stairs, there's a wall.
Here it is.
It's on-school DPS, look how easy.
Oh
Hey, my vision on Demetrius a
Bishamon no no no
Demetrius the show
now Bishamon is like a charge here
Back forward punch back for a kick
Are you coming nerds I get it
I didn't stop you know, oh, it's like I just think it's too bulky with all this stuff
I guess you're distracting. I just want to like see him. I want to toss a cause
Point doesn't get across to me better by putting it in all cats.
Damn!
No down-up, back-up.
I don't?
No, I don't think he has down-up shit.
He's a little about chains into big shit.
Big?
Big dumb hole.
Bah!
This is a cool franchise, kind of shamed and never caught on.
What's the long it was around for?
It's been around for 32 years.
No, no, I guess how long it was actually around for?
Actually.
What do you mean by that?
4 years.
Pretty good.
Everything that came after that was iterative of what it would have done.
Right.
No, I know that.
Well, he caught me in 3 games and none of them caught on.
Yes, pretty much.
It was it was from like 90 pretty much 1994 to 1997. That's it
Some console ports, you know
Yeah, the Dark Slarkers 3 was 90s it's like out of from
The P it yeah, the PSP game the Dark Slarkers anthology, you know
All games just the versions of this
I feel you in the chat.
The last official Dark Stalkers game was 3.
The other versions like Vampire Saber 2 are just 3 again.
Yeah, variation.
They're different characters because they have no memory.
Yeah, they can't just make any more.
Have a new special.
Stalkers.
Oh, uh...
He's Taube.
Taube.
Now you're all about chains.
Ground chains, marble chains on the ground.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And you dashed forward.
I had a special.
I'm not saying it's special, I'm glowing.
You have to do the special?
You just did the biggest thing?
That was it.
You mean this?
Those supers, yeah, that was it.
Yes.
This game has no big supers,
so it's like the enhanced version of special stuff.
Oh, I'm gonna catch up.
You're gonna be high.
I'm crying.
All my darkstalkers, Laura,
I learned not to launch a cross.
Yeah, because whoever wrote that game was very much like a lot of things like I said
like I'd have to try to see what you did on that video.
There's a level because every level on the screen is a very map map whatever.
There's a level where you have to go and you're following Bison right and like you
is trying to get my bison as ken but he's making the violence and he's trying to kill bison
god damn he's fucking insane
they have this conversation camera and the lines of dialogue are actually pulled from the animated movie
so they actually sort of recreated the scenario in the game
like oh bison has finally killed ken, they've got like knocked the sense out of ken
and then you have to do like a team up and kill bison
so
It's like, oh man, this guy really, this whoever made it and wrote this game really fucking lost everything.
Yeah, wow.
The shame of the game is trash.
Damn, it's special.
I think you're all right.
That's real.
I think I saw a shame to use them.
Weird.
That was very smushy.
That was not supposed to be.
Yeah, the Vampire Savior Top 8 was one of the best top 8s I think I've ever seen.
It was incredible.
Did it play on this?
What is that for?
It's an arcade machine.
Oh!
Vampire Savior Community, Third Spike Community is banned.
They don't play on anything else, though.
Wow, that's a good idea.
Yeah, it's an arcade mix.
We play like 8-box and Leverless.
You can still find an arcade machine for that over there.
The community is at a very distilled location.
Look at my nipples.
I mean, there is a sort of like small boom on the regional arcades and like even areas
outside of the game or like the world stuff that you see.
The youth are actually kind of getting into it.
They like having a whole community,
a communal aspect of going to like an arcade flanks and all games.
There was a part in Blanco where the top eight was starting
and they were getting everybody excited for the top eight
and it went across the audience which was packed.
Every single person in that audience,
the youngest person was 35 baby.
Oh really? Absolutely.
Every single, the entire audience was packed
and every, most of them were in their 40s
And over the age of 35, it was just like all the un-location.
It's like our fans.
All of us.
All of us.
I heard they hate it.
I'm going to chop them.
They hate it.
Yeah, that's a bit of a way to say it.
Yeah, there is some goofiness around in the trailer.
They don't like the whole day.
They don't want to just keep hiking up.
They're like, it's a respectful thing.
Right.
It's like walking.
Yes.
They like, they like, do too much to rock and to play.
Well, it's more like.
It's more like it has a specific name, it's a formal competition, which is like you're
putting everything on the line, spirit, so that isn't something to be like, you know,
that isn't something to be like disrespected, where it's like turned into a spectacle,
like no, no, no, you're doing this because you're giving it your all, and it's not
on money for the Kenichi. So it just missed the mark in terms of like what it was in the
Japanese players was a lot different than what it was to potentially like, you know,
for them actually like marketing
it's not a bill itself enough the audience isn't right right that's why they
don't like the marketing aspect you know
the thing is I can counter-respect that where it's like hey
and we'll just let them fool out.
We don't need to have like this big, weird like spectators
or like just be all loud and then we'll watch this.
We want to see them do uninterrupted,
no distractions at their peak.
I don't think you guys saw it,
but they literally had showcase matches before it.
Yeah.
They had a City of the Wolves, first to seven
and a Tekken 8, first to seven.
With different players.
And then it led into the main event,
Which was the first to 10 with Diagon Man.
That's what we want!
That's what we want!
Everyone did get one for the first time.
We even might keep on saying.
We've been talking about them being like a Capcom All-Star situation.
Since fucking before Marvel 3 died.
Or after, sorry, after Marvel 3 died.
So it was like, maybe we asked Capcom directly about that.
Um, in the early 2010s, and they said that like...
uh their producers already did that and it didn't work this is not happening
producer's wrong oh no mage capra fighting jam it didn't work
yeah we're doing it again
how about the game after that
back on fighting jam yes it just was that as before it came out
Yeah, before they played it, it definitely did.
The concept was there.
We were excited.
Yeah, everyone was excited.
It was like, damn, CVS was the last game.
There was like, holy shit.
Another capital fighting game.
It's just crazy.
I mean, honestly, the thing about it is that it played bad.
That kind of easily happens.
Well, it did.
And it looked bad.
Yeah.
So, I had a lot going for it.
I had a lot going for it.
You made that PCI play good.
That just looked bad.
I mean, that's the same thing with CVS, too.
I know, but I mean, they had a great conscience, you know, it's what it plays for, and it looks great.
Yeah, it's all the way in there because it's good.
Uh, that's the difference, it's making the computer back.
That game's had a lot of potential to be good.
Games that are usually known as being something like the best of something usually have a combination of these things.
They look amazing, they have great rosters, they play amazing, and they have incredible music.
So there you go, the roster. The roster was pretty decent.
The fighting jam? Yes, we'll get it again. It's fucking terrible.
It's weird. It's most of the honest part.
This is awful.
No, it's area for fighting jam. It is fucking awful.
That deck is the games I've ever made in the system.
What are the entire Red Earth section there?
Yeah, Red Earth. There was no Hayato, no Jin.
You know, you think Canada is interesting?
It is. It's basically the almost street fighter jam
with Red Earth.
Yeah, exactly what it is.
It's not Capcom.
Well, like it was Morgan and Dimitri.
I guess, yeah.
Because they had a section for Street Fighter III.
They had a second Street Fighter Alpha.
They had a second Street Fighter II.
And that's not what we want.
And then they had a section for Red Earth.
Red Earth.
And then a section for Dark Snarkers.
And then you just said, why was that decision made?
Because all of those were pre-existing assets
and strides that they could pull from.
Absolutely.
It wasn't, you know, like, oh, yeah.
It was done to save a buck.
Yeah, absolutely. They could have had some other like, we want crazy other characters from Capcom's fucking pantheon.
They could have even pulled all the unique characters like from, they could have pulled Jill and Hayato from CDS2, but they didn't.
It was almost like they didn't like Marvel vs. Capcom.
They didn't want it, they didn't like it, so they wanted to do their own thing.
Yeah, absolutely.
We're using assets, it's fine, but it's like
You're making the most uninteresting roster of reduced assets. Like you have other assets that are fucking amazing
Why are we using these?
Why are we using like some of the weirdest characters? This is this is odd
Yeah, I have some fucking looking because the equivalent of like Mega Man not being in CVS 1-2
It was just recorders.
Yup.
And why was it called CVS?
It was literally just, you know,
Street Fighter with a guy from rival schools.
And Morgan.
And Morgan.
And Morgan.
Yeah.
That's right.
Yeah.
Lockies.
Lockies, I don't know if I care.
Yeah.
It was there right.
Yeah, sure.
Again, it had potential for whoever.
It's so much they can work with I mean yeah a lot of you
They try to do capcom fighting all stars twice now one game that never came out
3d1 and the one game that did come out is
The switch games
You just want to only you can only do so much really so much roster to work with no and it's like it just can't come
They just scratched the story like, oh, we did a Capcom.
And they're like, no, you guys did.
You know, our sister's Capcom doesn't actually
happen to be able to play in the game, that's all.
It's an easier chance now.
It's like, just like, dude, we want more characters
from all Capcom.
Terrible.
So we'll pull that off.
Thanks.
Merks, isn't it?
I don't know.
I don't know what happened to it.
I'll come back to it in this one, huh?
I don't know.
I definitely don't want automatic.
Yeah.
Damn the guy that was banned in 345.
Really?
Yeah, in Wisconsin.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
In skill costume?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So much.
I think the idea back at the time was that there was going to be a sort of collab
like atmosphere or something like this.
Capcom, and then Capcom basically pulled out of arcades.
So, Charlie, that's what it was like for giving.
I think Capcom means another, uh, uh, another pay one for the artist.
I mean there's a fan game in the works and I like what I'm seeing of it and I wish
I hope you guys like it.
Sega vs. Capcom.
To me Sega vs. Capcom is the greatest, is the greatest, the loudest, the loudest.
They have the two strongest libraries in the world.
I piece of trash about this information.
Like I said, fan made.
Oh.
There's a fan made game coming out called Sega vs. Capcom and they're doing a very
good job.
I'd like to check it out.
Yeah, Capcom versus Sega to me is...
This would be...
How'd you know that?
These two have the biggest, best, stable of franchises.
Ice shit.
Why are you not dead?
What the fuck?
Yeah! Go, little bitch!
I'm not dead.
I don't know how I survived, I was a super bad man.
That was a third double KO, holy cow.
That was a Super Magic Pixel.
Damn, the arc gets so much better in this one.
Holy shit.
Jojo Man.
Jojo!
And hey, that was kind of made around the same time.
It was.
Yeah.
It's just a fucking Jojo reference.
Woo!
Oh, my kid.
God, he's so fast.
I think there's a bunch of right there in this one.
Wink.
I mean, come on. Donovan is it, go-to-care? He even has a goddamn stamp.
I mean, it literally surprised me. It looked like the cat-com from the game.
Like, literally the same thing.
He has three.
This was my favorite Darksarkist character, but he's only in this game technically.
Wow.
Yeah, they'd take him out of three, and then out of him back later in the weird version
of three.
We buy about a hoonetail.
Was it Bloodborne on stage?
Uh, yeah, but no.
JoJo definitely got all of their sprites from this game, right?
Like, you can see the similarities, like, you know.
I was just doing this one.
Wheezel's new.
Wheezel?
He's been broke for a while now.
Yes.
Yeah, but he was the size of the pack.
Oh, there's little dudes.
Yeah, but the fuck?
Let's do it.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Laser.
Not good.
I'm flying.
Oh.
I'm doing shit.
Yeah.
There's just shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
right? You hear the sorry about that? Yeah, he was just testing. He was just kind of trying
to write a thing so he was like kind of humming and like you know like what do you want me to
sing? You know it's always like but then that was kind of like the demo. If somebody released
the demo and it just became super viral see that's Capcom said no that's
That's futile.
This is very JoJo with all the weird faces.
Yeah, yeah, the attempt was made.
Yeah, wasn't it this team that made JoJo and Keppler?
Here, here, here, here, here, here.
That's a bit of a lie.
Yeah, Max said this is true.
Normal.
National.
Rump my room, here you go.
Check on him, check on him.
Was she busted at MHC 3?
No, she's like a researcher in the air, really.
Well, she had a really good assist early on.
I think you taught me that, man.
Let's see, I don't think she's got it.
The only thing she's got, she started off first, wow.
Then you give her a super, then you tag her out,
and then she has invincible super, invincible assist.
I think, I don't wanna have taught me that.
I just remember I used that back in the day.
What the?
I'll take it, I'll do it.
Man, Chad, we would be sick if we get Yultsil
Versus, uh, Versus, uh, Senno.
She's getting in her dash.
I was gonna say, cause she's Bat-Year, too.
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
Oh, okay.
No, let's get first.
I know he's 40 years old, Max.
He's even got, even looks like the bottom of it.
The bottom of it?
The bottom of it kind of, the cap.
I was showing my chat the other day, like,
Guys, everything you think and gaming like this all came from fucking games.
Oh, wow. A lot of the gaming came from other things.
Right.
Drake Fighter.
You would be shocked.
Man, tell you a joke?
How much? How much?
Damn, okay, okay.
Almost specifically, from Nozaka Lapid and Aliens.
Like, specifically.
Was this a joke game?
What the fuck is this?
A joke.
I got to get the DFT.
I'm right around there.
Fuckin' cookies.
I'm the dumb.
What the hell?
Yeah, I actually had a pocket on my son's phone.
And I needed to see him.
Because, yeah, her helper was-
Yeah, her helper was disgusting.
You think?
She gets a different armor?
Okay, I'll get it.
Well, yeah, you can power up and then switch out
and then come back to her.
Yes.
I can't remember the exact meta between them.
But there was a way to, like, the gold armor activate and then you pop out, right,
and then bring it up to help her and you just spam it out and she can't get hit.
She gets hit, she takes damage, but she doesn't stop.
She doesn't stop. The cyst keeps going.
Yeah. The cyst?
Yeah, the cyst one.
I want you to pop it.
Oh, I love you.
Popped all over you.
How'd it go? You can't use it anymore now.
Damn!
Oh, so Jimmy Carter in this game wasn't it?
Damn.
Alright.
Shenka's blue, Shenka's red.
Don't let them in.
We're so beautiful.
Fire on.
And yeah, the flaming alien guy.
What's the beautiful color in this?
I think it's...
Look at that fire.
I'm gonna light it up for you.
Look at that fire.
It's so real.
In a second.
Alright.
Oh, is she actually happy?
No, she doesn't.
Put that up.
Uh, her...
What's her color?
Her hair farmed.
Oh, I see.
I don't even look at the practices as he doesn't know which means they sent something.
You need to talk about Marvel Tocca.
He's got it in his mouth.
He's got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's look at my joke list.
I want to try to make one up from the rep.
I have you know, I have I have a
Notepad full of dad jokes ready to ready to rip
But
Let her rip oh
My god jumped over that as a lie the big one it's cozy. It's a busy first losing our minds without fun
So like I said, I have a notepad and I break them out every once in a while
For better than jokes that I can throw online
I'll tell you something
Damn, you fuckin' old
Damn, you never fucking knew
I need to look at that joke
Whoa!
Yes, all right, all right
Yeah, I want to play Felicia in this one.
See how this works.
This is a terrible...
Oh, no.
Ooh! Well, it's not a joke, but I'll give a hot-take.
Why would you?
I'll do a hot-take.
Look at that.
Wow, it's not channeling.
Oh, shit.
Oh, geez.
That's cool.
That's a clever good joke.
because it's the Street Fighter 2 Turbo, I'd expect of it, you know, it's the second game,
it's mostly the same as the first one, but they just, they make it all look a little bit different,
so like you can find the character for your trailer, the P1 character, it's just like the
stage is here, but it's just a little bit different.
Oh, wow.
Oh, no, that's fucked up.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
I forgot I could have killed my dive kick.
Put punches, too.
No, that's a punch.
No, holy shit.
I saw a kick bump against you.
I saw a kick bump against you.
I saw a kick bump against you.
I saw a kick bump against you.
Yeah, I saw a kick bump against two hurt variations.
Somebody said, fire runs at cylinder.
Is he really? Yeah.
What's this case?
What's the proofs?
Alright, but it was a thing where it was an NK tank that
that the cameo system wasn't bad.
It's just, MK fans weren't that good.
And I'll be real, I think the cameo system
is better than the variation system.
I disagree.
You disagree?
I disagree.
Wow.
Well, I mean, you get like different variations,
like I don't know, more writing
to a specific character you like rather.
I don't know what I'm saying, but I think, to me personally,
I think the camping system is better than the variation system,
because like...
How many camos did you use?
I mean, because I'm a basic spot.
Right, that's the thing, is that the game didn't incentivize you to use anything else.
In the variation system, you're doing different stuff,
and when you use one cam, it makes all the characters sort of play like that.
But, yeah, but like...
Ah!
The thing is, like, a lot more people use, like,
different camos for different characters,
and they make characters play like,
oh, I can use this cameo because my character
doesn't have a good low or my character
doesn't have a good option.
Yeah, it fills in a gap.
I think it fills in a gap better than the variation system.
That's my hot spot.
No, it does.
The characters are pretty much locked in what they are.
Yes.
One is definitely better than the other.
I think the problem is that you end up playing more
to your cameo.
Yes.
That's exactly it.
And that's like, oh, I'm flipping the script
on how I play this character.
Rather this, so I'm going to use Serena.
I mean, so characters are going to be
based around Serena's cameo rather than, you know.
But also, like the biggest two, like in MKX,
everybody just used the strongest cameo.
Sure.
And then for that, that's all you had to do.
I'm sorry, in MKX, they used the strongest variation.
Oh, yeah.
But a lot of times, like, and especially, like,
when you see the tournaments, like, oh, like,
Spawning box used, you know, Madi Poe and stuff like that in my...
Yeah, I think the cameo system works a little bit better than the variation system.
Then it's my thing.
The problem is, is that the cameo system has the goofy ass pose shit.
It always sucks.
Yeah, for sure.
It always was a neat idea, but an execution.
Like the stuff that you got in Mortal Kombat 11,
11 and like the goofy single-player mode was way cooler.
Or they just came out and did shit.
Oh, absolutely.
It was way more functional, it felt good,
it was just neat.
That I'll agree for sure.
Absolutely, like, you know, and I think
we should let the cameos really just fucking rock
and stuff, it's kind of like the post stuff,
but then like, some characters like,
man, my character really can't do this,
but then I have this cameo that can, you know,
You need good fireballs or good stuff like that.
So in my MK Hot Take,
the crazy part about MKX was that you can play
a variation less version of a character
and they're so interesting.
Again, you can pick the variation that was zero variation
which took away all the moves of all the variations
and they had their core character
and they were still kind of cool.
They were still kind of cool, but yeah,
but like, you know, they,
like compared to like the Thorough Malina or some other characters.
Sure.
But I think the variation system gave characters more variety.
But of course it is a fighting game and people will always
use the strongest shit.
So that's why, you know, like.
Yeah, and she said, and you can't answer,
they were literally like your other characters.
Yeah.
A little different.
Yeah.
And like, I don't know, because, and here's the thing,
I was braindead, like, I even talked about this earlier.
Like, I just used Serena because she was braindead.
Chameleon required a lot more brain power
because you had to like really kind of pay attention.
I'm like, oh, okay, this character's on.
So I have to do this thing.
Like me, I didn't want to do it.
So I just, I used Serena.
She's braindead.
And I'm gonna mint that.
But I do kind of agree with Max said as well, you know, like forget the silly oh shit, let
it rock, let it just be like full on assist, you know, you know, yeah, Serena just works
with everybody.
But then like, you know, you had characters like Movado, and then Movado gave characters
way more mixups and way more options and stuff like that.
That's like an owl up into the ground.
Yeah, they already did that.
And that's something I can agree.
Oh, my shit.
What I can admit, I was basically just stuck, and I just used a few stocks.
Really doesn't work science here.
Man, I should try another Sailor Moon cat.
You see that axe, kiddo?
Let's go for the top, but if we're waiting for a life, we can beat him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll be a little better.
Come on, kiddo.
What?
Damn.
That's about to accept it!
There you go, there you go.
There, like, there you go.
This is a party kick.
Okay, party x.
This is like the, uh, Super, right?
Uh, Super Dark Sarkers, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
Before the sequel.
I mean, it is part food, technically.
Yeah.
Like, it's pretty much like the exact same thing they did with, like, you know, uh, Street Fighter 2 Turbo.
It's just like a slightly different visual, slightly different colors, you know.
I mean, I added a couple more characters.
Yeah.
Respect.
Gone up in.
Kudos is a crotch.
Well, like, I don't know, like...
I think it's a gimmick. I don't know if that's a crotch.
It's a gimmick. It's a gimmick.
Yeah. Oh, people have had a gimmick.
Injustice. There it is. Injustice.
So this was like a gimmick that kinda lets you choose...
Yeah.
Yeah, what?
There's your...
WAH!
...and trigger.
Yeah, and like what I like, it literally changes the watch of the way you play.
I think way more to me...
...and can use some of those engines.
But then, uh, variations.
Since then, I could play with Melina and play Blaine at Serena.
I could play with Cum Laude.
Now I have an extra version of mix and stuff like that.
And I think it allows for a little bit more creativity.
Oh, here's my take.
It allows for a little bit more creativity than this with three different variations.
Because there were so many cameos.
Well, I'd agree with you completely if they actually were fun to use.
There you go.
Okay, there you go.
And then they functionally are weird.
They take weird times to come out.
Like, they don't just happen.
Yeah.
And any of the ones that just come out and happen feel good.
The rest of them, my character enters this dumb pose for a long time.
I'm not playing.
Yeah.
And I just wait until they finish.
You know, it's just, it feels bad.
There you go.
All right.
I was going to say that.
Like that.
Look.
Like someone's taking any life, bitch!
Like Jenny Kane!
Oh, shit!
Absolutely wild.
I wasn't that close!
Come on!
The whole life!
Fuck yeah!
That's fucking shit!
What the fuck has happened?
I don't know!
I got the doc with me!
That's a bumper.
I have to be steeped.
That's fucking shit.
Steve was talking shit to me.
I bent my fingernails back.
Somebody take this shit.
Steve was talking shit to me.
So, I had to do that, bro.
I did that to my toenail.
I fucking bent the shit, man.
Split it. I've been trying to put it back together is that I have to go again
And won't heal
Back in 2019 I stopped my toe twice really bad like on stream. Oh fuck I'm something on the exact same spot
Yeah, really fucking hard. Yeah, I went to the doctor and he's like
Yeah, you have to take that off
And now I'm like is there anything else we can do and he's like no I can just take it off for you right now
The nails dead and used to regrow fuck and I'm like oh wait
About six months four years
So four years for my nails will eventually get back to a somewhat normal of a tonic
Oh, that's the peaky toe. No, I'm a big toe. Oh
Big toes always the one that gets fucked four years for the
Nail not to grow in a weird fucking way
Damn bro! You could have done it done quick!
I literally should have done it!
Because it was always cumbersome to shit, dude!
My mom slammed her hand against the hard door.
She closed the door on the corner and slammed her hand.
So she had this big lulp and the nail was cracked.
She, the doctor, had to drill a hole into the top of the nail
to get the blood.
It was, she was like, oh, my mom had a little bump.
She had, like, she hit everything at her hand,
and she just has, like, a little bump now.
A little, like, a little knot, right?
Ugh!
I think it's a slug.
I lost a nail once.
Like, you know, the same thing was slamming on her door.
And eventually, the whole thing came off, actually.
Yeah.
On its own.
Like, it was bandaged up, and then it just, like,
it was in water, and it came off.
And I, like, my middle finger had no nail on it
for a little bit.
Yeah.
It's just dead cells.
I think it's got no damn soft and tender and then you like...
AHHHH!
Yeah, you're just gonna break it off.
AHHHH!
Right, chap?
Fuckin' war, buddy.
I like other beats.
He's like, alright, I know.
I like that.
down my punch for having his fucking bonkers
i've never seen the floppy like that
oh god i've never seen this come off
i don't know
i've never seen the fly reach in lanes
it's pretty cool
practical effects, still fucking rock
wow
you know who's uh, nope, you know who that reminds me of
don't want that shit
teenage renaissance on super despa the pos character
what was that character?
nel the pos character
Yes, the tournament fires.
Tournament fires.
Yes, the fighter MacMillan.
Chill, the chick.
She had this crazy brush down like, who did not get out of it?
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me a second.
Go right ahead.
Me and Joven.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
All right, man.
Law Hooker.
Law Hooker.
No, I have my posh.
OK, what's up, posh?
Hey, Christ.
Right up here, sir.
What's going to get?
Yeah, she was in, she was in the sun.
Did one of the two make it to the last one?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
How about you?
I'll take your shit.
Eat your shit.
Dang!
Look at you, you're like naked.
Damn.
Catching the slag is...
No.
Good music.
Looking at.
Jojo.
Yeah, Jojo.
The boy wins.
It's like one of those situations where it's like really hard to just like going back to
It's three part three one two
Again in the office series it's like yeah, I have a good reason to go back and play out the one every once in a while
Especially alpha two it's like yeah, you know, yeah
It doesn't replace the other ones in one of these old dark starters games
It's like do a vampire savior does not want it's the first day
It's very much a surprise
Yeah
These are all just the early access
Exactly you're playing really access to early access to
Mass, what was the thing that character was just rushed at each other?
Yeah, I'll try.
That was good.
That's some shit.
You realize how much KI in A is in Dark Souls?
Well, again, our stream of us talking about the fucking thing, we're doing strings
of us talking.
We started discovering the fucking mechanics and started everything.
All the mechanics, you can fucking imagine, and it pre-bidded all of it.
You know, Street Fighter VIII and Star Wars.
Darkstalkers' great copies, they're not nonsense, which is you don't recover health, it just carries right over you.
I tell ya, yeah.
Like hell, let's do that.
No, it's like you have to-
K.I. and Darkstalkers' top tops, I don't fucking lose.
K.I. versus Darkstalkers is literally like a dream match.
Like that is like if Microsoft wanted to actually make people happy and make them drunk happy to the same time.
Microsoft doesn't want to get it, but they don't. They don't.
They don't know.
You want to get like hardcore gamers back and shit?
Dude, just make killer instinct versus dirt soccer.
Oh my god.
It would be fucking insane.
I mean, they didn't have to just have a regime change.
What the hell do you say?
It didn't happen.
That's the whole idea when you-
Big fun.
The whole idea of the regime change.
Like, okay, what the people come in and what are they doing?
Everything the opposite of the last person did.
Yes.
So, they weren't there.
How much people are doing K.I?
Thank you.
Ah!
I'm trying, I live too far.
You're trying too far.
Ah!
You want to have a rush on me.
Fuck him.
There he is.
He said fuck you.
I need to find the actual default.
Ah!
I'm upset.
Mr. Rock!
That was literally Mr. Rock.
Not a chance.
Pyrrhox versus Stinger.
Stinder, come on, fuck it, oh my god, the game writes it's fucking self, like Microsoft.
We need a win, what can we do?
I don't know.
Pyrrhon vs. Stinder, Goddamn John Paul Bain vs. Savorwolf, Anacaris vs.
Fucking Con-Raw.
It's Ako versus Shietco.
What the fuck is happening?
Are you a hero?
Comes out in October?
That's not safe. Gotcha, gotcha.
So what the hell did I just do?
I don't know. I just flipped the atom.
I was an extra super.
Come on, bitch up!
Wow, no damage.
Yeah, kill tool versus global art.
It's a win-win for everyone.
Hi, I'm Kenny. Absolutely.
Microsoft. Come on, Bill Gates.
Call that your boy.
It's what, Bill Gates?
You know what I did before?
Before joining you,
I was the regional manager of Spirit Airlock.
Spirit Airlines, Spirit Airlines, Spirit Airlines, Spirit Airlines, I was the manager, the regional
manager of Spirit Airlines.
And last thing I saw was Andrew, just like Andrew's hairline is gone.
There it is.
Damn.
I was a manager for all the West Coast Spirit Airlines.
Okay default color. Y'all can't check because it's gone.
Have you seen it?
Have you checked?
Whoa, what the fuck?
Crazy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have, I have the resume.
I mean, you can't check it because it's gone, but you know, I was.
There's no way to check it if I actually was.
I'll remember Mahalo, okay shut the hell up, shut up and sit the hell down, all right?
Okay, good job.
Oh my god, look at your health bro.
Look at your health.
Yeah, before that, I put the VP operations of Circus City.
Goose comics, Goose comics remember Mahalo?
Shut up, none of y'all remember that.
Alright, that joke.
It turns out it's actually got a fuckin' cool guy.
He's insane.
I can't remember how he played it.
Mahalo, you remember, no you all remember, get out of here.
Sexy, can't you work in blockbuster?
No, but Sexy, can't you work in blockbuster?
Yeah.
Man.
Okay, okay.
The problem is that you can't see the character.
Man! Okay, okay.
The problem is I can't see the character.
Let's just probably check with the five as well.
Hey, you're asleep!
You remember Peckrich's farm remembers?
I wanna...
Ah!
I don't wanna look at my pun.
I don't want to miss my homeless. I want to meet one up.
Game, crazy.
Oh-ho-ho! Air-air-throws. Air-throws.
He never really feels like a boss character.
He feels like he's just full of bullshit.
Yeah, he gets a lot of that. That's-that's boss characters.
This is fucking crazy in the next one.
That's fucking damn.
Look at this.
Oh, damn.
Y'all are speaking wildness, bro.
Do we all remember that?
That's a hell of a wild thing.
Good war.
That shit, dude.
Christ.
Uh-huh.
This ground chain is just huge.
Look at his mouth.
He's top five.
It seems good.
Like we said, fucking damage.
If you remember, Hallow Hallow spawned off a lot.
Spawned off, spawned on, shh, games.
Spawned off, some of the video games.
Uh, spawned off, uh, uh, all of the laser.
What's the guy fucking mouth for there?
Pickin' all the special effects.
Completely silent.
Uh, look at my mouth, um, back in the day.
I think no too, yeah, no.
That's a pretty good, uh, that's pretty good.
Not angry or anything, boy.
I think your mouth is harder to take out than you.
Damn.
That's a big one.
Hey, boy.
All right, let's get you out of here.
Zubah.
You're gone, thanks.
Next to us today, shout-outs to your video game and the vibes.
Hey!
I know.
You're alive.
You're alive, dude.
You know.
Corridor!
Corridor, yes.
We've got people...
We've got some Mahal people who went to Corridor Digital.
Yeah, we've just given our kids a live in 26.
We've got Alpin Ghost.
Alpin Ghost.
Are we getting it in?
In Japan.
I'm gonna win.
I'm here to talk to them.
I still talk to Sohinki. Sohinki's a homie. Sohinki, Joby Chyre. I still talk to the
LG Cast. Fun fact, I got rejected from Smosh. When I ended up with some guys out there
I got protected from a small shit
But every every projection is a new
See, look, it keeps us over.
What is Smosh?
Get it again.
Yeah, it's still on about it.
Still on about it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's on heavy.
Yeah, he's on heavy.
Okay, so it is a base cannon, now circle forward.
It changed.
He used to be fully charged,
and now he's like an axe through the heart.
Yeah.
Woo! Woo!
Yeah, cat versus dog, absolutely.
No one has done the, uh, the meaty section.
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Would you try to make some light?
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Thank you, savers. How the damn?
Midnight Glitz, yeah.
Okay, uh...
There it is!
I got that main chuck.
It was a Bruce Lee dog.
Do I look at my joke book?
It's somewhat of a raging demonet, but a little bit different.
Shh.
I mean, that was my old joke, which I just recently saw.
Ah, shit.
Did you know Jesus' brother is not only stronger,
he's also cooler.
That was my old joke.
It went viral a while ago.
That was a big joke back in the day.
You know, Frieza had a brother?
Not only is he stronger, he's also cooler.
That was my joke back in the day.
I made that one. Yeah, I did that one.
Hold on.
Why did you say Rolf Dash past you?
Yes, I hate him.
He does the transition.
What's funny is that they have some similarities,
but they're maybe like right in the same time.
They're not right on the same timeframe,
characters. Here are the board levels. Yeah.
Here we go.
Oh, actually this game brings us right.
Alright, can we loop you back in?
Fuck!
What the fuck!
Priority somehow.
It's even so much fun as a hitbox.
They're not doing what they sell me.
You can swap me.
Yeah, I should go.
Yeah, I should go.
I can swap you.
Wow, it's not even air gas, it's just walking.
This is an air wash.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
There's some.
There's some.
Almost got him.
He'll be the one.
Yeah, I'm gonna take it.
All right, all right.
Okay.
Okay.
Boy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
She hears something.
There's your version.
No.
She's just a zombie.
I'm dead.
I'm dead, yeah.
Chinese vampires?
I need to look at this.
I learned about that from Super Mario Land.
Wow.
So they're vampires instead of zombies, right?
Yeah.
He was a good kid.
Well, he's got, it's two against one,
so you're gonna figure out something.
Damn.
Vampires, oh shit.
Yeah, basically.
Nice.
You really think about it.
Vampires suck your blood,
and zombies like suck your brains.
So, they're doing some sucking.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, Capcom.
Why don't people like this game too much?
The Vowel Cap comes in!
It's hard to play this game with two vans, I guess.
They're suckin' heads, that's what they're doing.
Yeah.
As long as they eat brains.
Know what they suck?
They suck them out of your skull.
They suck it.
I don't suck it out of your skull.
That's not fair.
Hand sucked.
Sucked right!
Oh, damn. That part is...
That part is such a lot of...
God, this is a good part.
Hand to ball, suck your soul.
You're gonna be able to suck your soul, man.
But here he goes, you're gonna be sucking your soul.
Nice.
Damn.
Took a soul.
Shane, son, you're getting soaked.
Sucks your soul.
Mm.
I find the item chuck, god damn it.
Fuck his item chuck.
Leave it back to be forward.
Farmer, forward, farmer back.
There it is!
I found it!
Let's do a little bit.
It's a random take.
One kid and suddenly son you.
That was a stunning move, man.
That was a stunning move.
You didn't have to keep it so real.
Damn.
What do I got, Cap?
Hey, there's a jump.
You have plenty of them for me.
You know who she is? She's, uh, lost. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Ritchie. Damn.
Found it!
I need that purple stuff.
Damn.
So the bottom one does it's, uh, stunning just the top one.
This is the possible hit.
Watch the guns.
Watch the next head.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
That's not got this huge fucking spray, but it doesn't anti-handle.
No, it's not good.
Her ground spray sucks.
It just looks like it should anti-handle.
It looks like it should be a good light keepable, but it's not.
Yeah, what the hell is that?
I did ground nudge that.
There she is.
Gonna have purple stuff.
Ready, go.
Hey.
Purple stuff.
Cool.
She's a trickster, I can tell. She's probably a trap character, in any sense.
You know what? This is a, uh, a stage in Pocket Fighters stuff, Dan.
Look at the Fighters.
I'm not gonna fight her too long.
Look at the dog!
Look at the dog, you're the looser fucking mic.
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
Damn.
That baby looks like she's mad at seeing other people.
Damn.
Err.
Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
Look at it Chad.
It's a little walkway to the get over there.
It's like Ron coming to the house.
God damn.
It's a...
...pulse.
Nah, rotten more like.
No, how's that?
Oh, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.
All right.
There's a little breeze.
Dark circles, no breathing.
Damn.
Get fucked, man.
Man, let me get the soup.
Soup will be fire.
You guys want some, man?
All right.
I'll find a good doordash.
I'm getting there.
I think we're gonna have some trouble.
Wow!
That's just...
That was a hundred headchains right there.
A hundred headchains.
They come in handy.
Stu will never be good enough for the NGC.
Well, the Thunder Horse, thank you.
He actually typed in before he said,
you will never be good enough for the NGC.
That's what I'm talking about.
What's that quote I have?
God damn it!
Where the fuck is my boy?
He's not boy! I'm so upset Chad!
Aw, man.
He was the boss of the night.
You guys want to see the exes?
Uh, you were doing them.
I was doing the exes.
Those are the supers.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, but look at your hands.
They're not just frightened.
You really got the hands?
Yes, dude, look at them.
They were fuckin' dribbled hard.
You're nuts in this?
I can't say.
There's a pun I want to get there,
but I'm not giving you the satisfaction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, get fucked, stupid Kenny.
And I get...
Box circle four times two, two P or two K, up to me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, a lot of people were playing with that.
It's crazy.
I think we're going to go for the loser.
Whoa!
This is a third track stage, or a third track three stage.
I think the world will lose their mind if they made an unbeaten Dockstar piece
of piece.
I don't know what it was.
What? It has to be K.I. or Bobstalkers.
Or it would have to be Bobstalkers made by Mark System Works.
Oh Steve saw that you had me again.
Because you did not get the only one.
Damn.
I've told him this over and over again.
Damn.
Because he has no larn, man.
He has no larn.
I mean it's good to have hope.
All right.
When you do the whatever the swinging thing,
does the lock change direction with it?
It's on the clip.
You can burn today.
Still wishing I could actually die.
I think it like, once on accident, I don't know why.
Oh, OK.
Let's do this bucket.
So no matter how many times you get down to one,
Oh, boy.
That's a pressure.
Just to get the right top.
Gotta get myself another beverage.
Nice.
Damn.
Half circle back times two?
Yeah.
How does that work? Back down, back down, back down, back down, back down. Probably kicked.
She said defeat us. What the fuck is she talking about?
It's her and her sister and her sister is the talisman.
Yes, she's the seal.
Oh, wow.
Oh, it's like, you see her in the next game.
It's like full metal alchemist.
Yes.
Oh, yeah, that kind of shit.
Yeah, so I remember an old anime, what do you hold?
Um, T.R.A., ooh, I have a, what the fuck, Ten Raiha is light kick, heavy kick, medium
punch, medium punch, UP!
Up?
Yeah.
E.X.
Alright.
That's how I made it, it's a hole for a hole, I hate to break it, it doesn't hold that right, it's a hole.
Oh fuck.
Is the manga still going chat, or is that shit going?
It's not as long as I am.
So where does it mean they're holding that nice series to be actors in the manga?
Ah, okay.
So it just reads out in the same shit as the manga.
I know, three decades old? What the fuck?
You said 20, man.
The anime's 20.
Ah.
The first anime didn't have its own, though, with a completely original second half.
The manga wasn't done, and then they remade it.
But I mean, brotherhood would be just a straight adaptation.
Shut up.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, holy fucking shit.
Ah, there's pressure.
Wait, so that anti-air is a hard knockdown?
Ran him bullshit, bro.
Yeah, that was crazy.
That anti-air is a hard knockdown.
Hey, Lay.
Their names just changed.
There's like a big difference.
Okay.
Oh boy, one good turn deserves another.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's waiting.
You can protect against Batman.
There's no Paris, though.
Or Push Block.
Crazy.
There's the next game.
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Woo!
Woo!
Nice, sir, Jess.
Oh!
Yeah.
God damn it.
Oh!
She went back a bit.
Ready?
Fuck.
How did I catch this?
like this it's not good for anything but maybe an answer really
situational anti yeah that's the problem with these old games is that not
every button actually has a use yeah just have to check that's that's all
fighting yeah that's it for random characters that's what people
Oh
That's right over that twice
You know what I don't like? There's just two back to the D.P. motions.
Yep, they're tough.
But like, you can't fucking like, they're hard to react to it or whatever because you
have to like, oh, walk. Or you have to change your walk. So it's actually like, kind of a problem.
Oh.
You know, I'm most frightened of what I'm going to have to be using.
Oh my god.
It's like pairing a third strike where I was like putting in like a charge kicker and
Wow!
Blink!
Yeah, Morgan's instant like jumping airship.
Don't try to punish it.
Just like be out of the way or dedicate brain power to something else.
You just get locked looking for shit and then she walks up and throws you.
Alright, cool.
That's the best way to scan.
one one
move move here boys back
got a couple more here
move move
here move
leave em
alright
many good thing you see where she was
damn everything about the fucking bees there
every fucking thing we had got to eat
She's like this in CDS2 as well. Morgan? She's fucking crazy.
Oh yeah, she is. She's stupid.
Out of order show.
She's bad until you see like pro level shit, you know.
Oh god.
Damn.
You know some more hot takes? I still have a joke.
I still have a joke I'm working on.
Jesus.
Still have a joke. But hot take? My hot take is, you know, my other hot take...
Well, I like the candy system better than the variation system.
Damn!
I think we got our apparently bad.
Alright.
See?
You want to try any more of this?
We're going to go with the third one?
Third one.
Let's do the third one.
Because I want to use my girl, um, B.B.
Hoods to the one we're going to be committing to.
B.B.
Hood.
B.B.
Hood.
B.B.
Hood.
B.B.
Hood.
B.B.
Hood.
B.B.
Hood.
B.B.
Hood.
This one or just this game with different versions of different characters.
You didn't buy some, you kidding me?
I don't know if I should buy something because I don't think I'll see Viper.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, you've always fucking bought Spice.
He's a crazy grappler in that one.
Here's the goat.
Okay, here you go.
Here's the goat.
I'm gonna fight Steve because he said something about me being bad at this game.
So I'm gonna show him what's up.
All right, Chad.
Only the PSP of Dark Stuckers has everything.
Turbo.
Oh yeah.
We should try learning BV Hood.
I know BV Hood in Marvel 2.
Good.
The charge character.
Reminder.
Yup.
The charge character.
Don't hurt me I'm psychotic.
Do you know why?
You know what?
You should remind me of the fucking little girl in Proud Moth.
I
Uh, this game's out of the play, but Max told me not to play it, especially on string.
He's playing me out.
Damn.
And you're never going to play, uh, please test your fake man.
Oh, there you go.
Uh, come on, he's not playing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give us a drink.
Yeah, I'll give you a fake man.
Damn.
All right.
All right.
There you go.
So do I, too.
She finished.
Damn.
Ah, really, there's a lot of things out there.
So, in case you can hear me there, you can hear me.
You can do all the, like, composting and shit.
Uh, so basically you get that, and if you don't talk to her,
and you don't, like, you can use your passion,
like, if you, uh, uh, try to get happy because you don't talk to her,
so, you know, you can talk to her, and if you get to the other side, or you can go to the other side.
So the director didn't do any shit?
No, he didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll get the shit on Twitter.
Thank you.
When are we going?
Simmons.
When are we going to get in the next turn for GTA 6?
What they said?
They said.
Simmons.
That's a good question, bro.
Simmons, thank you.
I'll probably get at least one more trailer for the launch.
The thing is they don't need anything.
A lot of people expected to be right before
Case investor repair, which would be this month.
There's a lot of expectations for me to have a teaser for it.
Another teaser.
I mean, it was when it was supposed to come out at the end of this month.
Yeah, BB Hood is actually one of the most evil characters in Darkstalkers.
She's a ruthless killer.
Everything about her being cute is a facade.
Oh, she's hunting the monsters.
Well, she's, yeah, she's a monster.
She's also psychotic.
It's why the dog is scared of her sometimes.
The dog likes it.
Yeah, if she's scared of that happens,
but the dog is really down by her.
Because the dog is a prop.
She puts the dog in danger all the time too.
There we go.
Terrible person.
She's like, you're hot.
Whoa.
Yeah, she's like can't like she smokes cigars and stuff the money and stuff like that
Hey, the girls bad
Which one
Well, I mean
Have her trust there she the story is that a takes after her father quote-unquote because she got to know her
Yeah, so she takes those mouths. Yeah, and it's funny and
They decommissioned she is mouths. They decommissioned
You know
Because she just wasn't doing the job. Yeah, so she doesn't know anybody
The person she knows is Huey and she carries on all the shit that she does which is being nice
Nice.
Uh, what character one, um, well not like a player, but like character one evil of
the street fighter.
Oh, uh, um, it's, uh, my, my, uh, you know why you never see, uh, Yihonda in top eight?
I wonder why, I think.
Because he's always holding back.
There it is.
There it is.
Because he's always holding back.
I feel great now.
Because he holds back to go
Yeah, that's why he's not in top eight that was in top eight. Well, he wasn't happy but not Honda
My drawing concentration
I think that's how I lost
Whoa, hey man, hey, you like this.
Thank you.
You're not just, thank you.
The plan is to do...
The plan is to do Mega Man Fighter 8?
I mean, it's close, and a lot of...
There's a lot of gameplay similarities to be completely honest.
It's a third person shooter with air dash.
It's the closest thing to like Mega Man Legends.
What?
Yeah, it's better than Legends.
That's way better than Mega Man Legends.
I'll be honest too.
Right, Niko?
Oh, that's not a command ground. Wow, you can block it.
He said the worst thing.
You take that.
You guys need to do the command mode where she sticks an egg in here, you turn into a
larval form and then grow a new one of hers.
Has there ever seen that crap before?
You do it.
I don't have the opportunity to give it to me, I don't have the fucking right of the
fucking computer to do it.
Go to the command list, I don't know what the fuck it is, the TX graph, yeah.
Okay, I know the graph.
What the heck are you doing?
Ready?
Let me know what you're doing.
It's all fucking blocking, Kenny.
I'm not blocking.
I'm lucky he picked auto he mashed through it
Sevens down to you look
A stinkin looker
She'll push it forward, or not.
Ha ha ha ha.
A raw looker.
Goddamn, what those fucking freaky eyes.
The mission is to increase the number of my people.
Yeah.
Which is pretty wild by the side of the moon.
Raw looker.
That doesn't make sense as a bee, because, I mean, well, I guess she is the queen bee, right?
Okay, so I guess.
Yeah.
She's cute.
She's no more trouble.
Turn around. Turn around.
Turn around and say, God damn it, bro!
Jesus Christ!
You killed this guy.
You can take him out of the streets,
but you can't take the streets out of Steve.
Oh!
I mean, she's creepy.
Shit, she'd be like, big, man, like,
like, badass, right?
Pretty big.
You see the size of that ass?
That's what's badass.
All right, turn me into an egg.
Oh my god, that prance, oh my god!
It's Lilith!
Bro!
All right, dammit!
Stop yelling at me!
That's a different one.
Oh, she's like, I don't want to do it!
At least you don't lie to me.
Oh, yeah, I'm glad it has a huge fuckin' fanbase in Japan, so...
No, yeah, no shit.
Not all of those theories that you like.
For the reasons.
For the wrong reasons.
I liked her because, like, she wasn't tri-hard, like, um...
Oh, like Lauren? That's why you liked her?
Yes.
Who's Lauren?
Who's Lauren?
Hello?
Hello?
Yes.
Hey, Ash.
Uh, she wants to talk to you.
Oh, shit.
There's a combo you were doing that I want to try to see how hard it is.
Oh, it's a guy.
I forgot.
Uh, dig.
Start.
Figure out what it is.
Uh, press the, uh, one in the middle.
It's not that start.
The other start.
the middle
star
middle
second
that's the light one
yeah you said touch back bro
that's the alternate touch back boat
the alternate touch back
the teacher you guys are gonna play the video again
yeah yeah
look at these names
excited
What is half circle back punch?
While blocking.
Half circle back punch.
That's...yeah I think that's it.
Two punches, Q'd, Q'd, Q'd, that's an air number.
Quarter circle forward punch punch?
Try it.
Try a quarter circle forward punch punch.
Punch punch punch.
Punch and punch.
Two punches.
No, that's the one thing I did, that's the X one I did.
Oh, try something else.
Try a half circle back.
Oh, that's the one, Warp.
There you go.
She plants you and she uses a borne.
What the fuck?
You can put that closer to the next screen.
She plants an egg and you and she's reborn.
She dies and comes right back.
Oh, and it kills her.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
That's not bad.
What about...
That's like honey.
fucking weird
Yeah, she's the first
Or no
She's the first more combat more calm
The borah she was she was the borah before the more fucking 20 years before the war
Yes
No, Kodokan there jacksuckers. That's Kodokan. Yeah
Kodokan was like fucking
What the fuck, why?
What's wrong with us?
How do you do that?
Like, how do you do that?
Because it's like, it's eggs.
Like, you have to put eggs in there.
So how does that work?
Why?
So how does that work?
It's like a...
Okay, you can draw on it.
It's like, oh, you're gonna put eggs in there.
Yeah, well, I didn't like that.
I'm gonna get a start.
Yeah.
Okay, I love it.
That's what's the afterthought.
Looks like it's got like a shotgun in it and stuff.
Rage on that.
Press increase.
Movie?
Yes.
I don't know, that's a shank son.
Very good.
Ah, that's a great shank son.
Mm-hmm.
Hey kids, uh,
we got from Matthew all about shanks son.
Yeah, I shouldn't be here with you today.
Honestly?
We'll report back back.
Honestly, Shane, Michelle Khan, and Matt Kame got nerfed.
His old presence was like, oh well, he's just a dictator now.
Who cares?
And he gets wrecked like, you might even be in trouble.
But nobody gets more jobboring than Kono.
I'm sorry about the poor guys.
Kono is the generational damage.
Yeah
Chronicles
like chin up. Yeah. Oh, is his mother because they're kids. I guess. Sure.
His old rusty guy.
Well,
the other the daughter.
There was a Jedi woman, a harder character to see. There was a Jedi
in top eight.
I like the man, Percy.
Oh, I bet it was rushing past great.
He was fucking crazy.
Because he's the same doing well.
You know why?
Because he's insane in MEC.
He's good in ABC.
Yeah, he's insane.
He's pretty bad in this game.
Like, and he has a huge fan base.
People love Jetta.
But he's like awful.
He's not particularly good at all.
But he's like the back end boss.
Like he's like the main villain of this game.
He's trying to make God out of a baby,
a weird looking baby.
of God. He's out there. Which, that is a demon or something, right?
Oh my god. Sasquatch is really easy to use if you want to try hand. Sasquatch and Taubein
are both really good. They jump, they do dash forward, they get, they're in the air, so
they do instant overheads.
Now, damn.
They're like, oh, it's an actress, one of the harder characters to use in the
whole game.
How do you care?
What is possible?
An actress.
and a carcass
and a carcass
No longer apt
normal?
that bitch's name is uh
uh it's fast
oh that's zable
zable
uh zable is lord raptor thing japanese
zable is buletta
zable
zable
buletta
reqo
No, I'm sorry, the fish guy is Aldath, is the fish guy.
Jon's not famous, Gatlin.
Why are they changing?
No position.
The Gatlin was on that shit, you know, they were switching around the crewmen,
switching around the other bosses.
the most or the most keyed, but you know what? Apparently, his name has always been Joaquin,
and then when he understood the assassin from the fifth, yeah, he became a total witch in Japanese games.
Bro, have you seen the Japanese trailer of the Street Fighter movie?
No.
It uses all the voice actors that have been playing the characters for ever.
So Ryu sounds legit, just like Ryu that he's been sounding like for like 20 years.
It's just Ken.
The voice actors in Japan is a dub.
They have a Japanese dub.
And the Japanese dub is just all of the Street Fighter voice actors from that administration.
For like 20 plus years.
It sounds crazy.
It's like, whoa, this is swall-you-jack!
I was like, wow, this is really fucking cool.
How do you know it?
You can hear them, and it sounds just like the goddamn game.
Uh.
That's the game.
See?
The podron.
Yeah.
And I was like, whoa, dude, holy shit.
That sounds dope.
I mean, game five, you know?
Like, it's a game of something.
Definitely a choice not to get, like, traditional VO work.
And they just chose the voice actors of the games.
All right.
Good idea, Alex.
Honestly, there is it.
He's got a weird thing in his chest and so does the other guy, everyone's got a weird thing in their chest.
God damn, he's ugly.
I guess, let's go to hell.
I just came from there.
Oh, by the way, in this game, when you get a few meters, you're going to activate a thing called Dark Force, which is instinct mode.
You're literally activated with the exact same buttons as well.
It's what?
I'm going to punch you, I'll be careful.
Oh, God.
You went for instinct mode.
Interesting.
There's a lot of more mechanics in this one.
Yeah, yeah, you want to see something crazy?
So Kenny, I'm gonna have you attack Simmons on the ground like jump in yeah, so I'm gonna get you to try to perform a push walk
Okay, so when Kenny jumps in and hits like a heavy kick or something like that
Yeah, I want you to wobble me back slide your hand from here to the other side slide slide
You need to enter a lot of him to secure a stage
But broken enough up the alpha stage I got broken up
So only during the blocks done, you have to enter it extremely quick.
Is that a heavy kick, Kenny?
Nope, it is heavy.
I got that one.
A tech hit?
Yeah.
It costs nothing.
So it's on hit?
So only on push block? Only on block?
Let me see if I can get it.
Oh!
Oh! You need to enter a lot of frames.
Wow! Here's the thing.
It's random when it goes off.
Really?
The only way you can go off is if you successfully put in six inputs within the block stuff.
Wow! Look at that!
Ain't no random rule, that shit is on point!
But he knows it's coming.
So that costs nothing.
It's like the point of situations if you need the frame data.
Like a traditional push block in Marvel vs. Capcom.
So, because of it...
when people are playing this game it's just constant hands are constantly
moving you see that that was dark mode right yeah that was a
every character has it right so it's dark mode it's called dark force yeah I
got it from this flying your fucking fishes are keeping
He has a lot of metal on him.
So it's just smashing.
So it's not just smashing because you cannot.
Here's the crazy part.
You can't press the same button twice.
So you need to enter six inputs on the block, son.
If you can't just press three buttons again,
you have to do light kick or light punch
and then power over to the heavies.
If you don't do it, you don't get anything.
It's like antican trouble if you need a stick.
I'm just doing like this.
You go from light kick all the way across the entire thing.
At that point you must have used like some of the titles in the box where like extra
buttons and you just like fucking um.
Yeah, you're gonna have a clock in the buzzer soon.
Yeah, a hotkey, it's in one of the buns and stuff.
Hey, you got a PB glue?
PB up.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Are you sure I'm on the stage?
Just ready to go over here?
Most of the stages in this are collidion, right?
Most of them.
Oh, it's Shinko's mom, P.G. Modder.
You know, Monter, P.G. Modder.
Yeah, yeah, man, I guess so.
I was like, oh, it's like just a winter's end, you know.
I don't care about people like that.
I'm just gonna get this one.
This one's a missile town and now you get a good helper.
Seems fucking crazy bro.
There's so many more things to do.
And Chad, what is the off-accounter in this?
Guard cancel is also really fucking good.
Good.
He's gonna do EX card cancel.
Oh!
When somebody's on the ground like that and you knock them down like with a sleeve, press
up with like two kicks or two punches, you do a big OTG attack.
You do, uh...
You do, uh...
You're a two-call three.
Really?
No.
You have to make it.
Exactly.
Puzzle fighter night wears and dark stalkers.
I do it all.
I'll bet you do.
Just block into DP.
Block into DP, okay.
There it is, man.
Feet is of God!
Geez, man.
Oh, the freakiest fucking baby.
Everybody welcome to your nightmare fuel
So is he inside a hostel right now and you guys are too like using silence in China
Yeah, you're gonna room
This is too fast I think
Right now this is too fucking fast
This is a little fucking little too wacky
That's a good now this is this is the game speed it feels a little faster than it does
Turn up, fan, fan.
He gave a react to jumpits.
You're all over five straight. Thank you, man.
All right.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
I'll find one.
This is what I do almost.
I'm petting you.
Give him a favor.
Best stage ever is what it is.
Honestly, the baby's face.
This is my favorite song in a soft suckers song.
That's too fast.
Yeah, they had some fucking virtual fighters out there, a hard knockdown.
Um, then credit thing?
Oh, this is also the end credit thing?
Triggered me a cliff.
Like my, um, wow.
My boy asked me.
He's like, hey, dad, can you explain an eclipse to me?
And I said, no, son.
I said, no, son.
Yeah, my boy asked me if I could explain a clips to him and I said, no son, no son.
Y'all are just un-cultured.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Are you trying to get to 10?
Car cancel?
Yeah.
I've been in a DP on the blocks.
Put it on normal.
This feels too fast.
Yeah.
I feel like on this version, maybe the other one is right.
I'll see if it works.
Wow.
I'll use that and it says, hey Max, just get the mod sizes and then take it away again.
I'm going to do it.
Wow.
Not the way until you really want it.
hahaha
Now this is right. Oh, this is the best color
Holy shit, what wrong with my jokes, Chad?
Who's leaving, Janice?
Hey, have a good one, dude.
Yeah, also, Luke's tonight is gonna send more upon our movie tomorrow, and...
Same thing with Heath. Heath and Crimson. We'll both get to see the more common movie tomorrow.
Hey, well, thank you, Keonix. Now you have a camera, because I do see you stream, but you have no camera. Now you have a camera.
That's because the Thursday night. Max, I heard, I've done it on the back, not on the radio, but it's a lot of words.
That's a lot of words.
I'm very happy for you. Sorry for your loss.
There it is.
I don't know.
Right.
Right.
Fuck, she didn't do shit!
Oh, it went away.
It just killed me before it hit me.
I'm sorry, but...
I don't know what to say about it.
Baby Buffalo was leaving, he said bye son.
Crabby Patty, come on.
Did you buy this on the original PlayStation?
First one, it's three, yeah.
Yeah, we already did.
That's a good one.
No, you all did.
You all did this series, it's still real live.
Damn.
Almost every Capcom game that came out back in the day, I'm hot.
The PlayStation.
I think I'm sad because if I would have used my Capcom box,
I would have gotten some cool shit.
I never used my Capcom box.
Right over here.
I mean, I was...
I just played this game, like, uh...
Like, it kind of felt like I never really got into it.
back to my top of the cap.
Pocket fighters, dude, I got pocket fighters
about hot stalkers.
I just like, whenever a fighting game came out
on console at the time, I got capped off
mostly in NK.
Oh, no.
Miguel, set by.
All right, I got an X.
Miguel, thank you.
The fucking fighters are awesome.
Not terrible.
Well, you know what? I'm gonna go to...
...Zoom.
Uh... normal.
Oh
They were gonna, they didn't make a whole brand new, you know, Super 3rd just for DC2.
SIR!
Yeah, you're not in the Super 3rd just to help, huh?
I'm good.
Yeah, the wolf pulls on nunchucks. He's a Bruce Lee werewolf.
Why he's so sexy when he's using it?
Because he likes to sexy in the world.
That's because of the water.
I think he has the butt here.
What are you having done with the butt?
You don't weigh in the butt?
What is it?
What does it tell me?
What is he sexy?
It's a human or a wolf.
Be honest, Chad.
Oh, there you go.
Yes.
Goddamn.
I'm a creepy guy in my back.
I don't know why.
What about Prince Adam?
Is Prince Adam probably a dude or is it a beast?
I'm gonna ask.
Dude, I cannot get it.
Jesus, this is so precise.
Oh, that's the one she makes me dance in shit?
That's a funny ass one.
I was going to let you do it.
Yeah, that's the one she kind of dances.
It's kind of funny.
That's true.
Because how much transformation shit goes on in this game,
would be here to be able to do in 3D.
Yep.
Pretty much loses all the charm.
If you didn't notice, Morgan, Felicia, and Shenko
lose all their charm in Marvel 3.
They don't have it.
Because they just don't look here.
They can't do any of the weird, model-changing,
eye-cartooning, transformation shit.
Insanely hard.
They have to break model constantly.
And in a video game, that's really difficult.
In animation, that's not so bad,
because you can just, like, you only have one perspective.
the video made me get rid of all of it so that's fucking super hard
this is what I felt the longest time there was actually things 3D animals do for the longest time
uh this is 2D because of how models and wigs work
easier than 2D animals
oh so I can find it
oh shit it didn't work
alright let's try to get hit by it
Okay, here we go.
That's not it. I'm gonna find it.
What the fuck?
I've never seen that before.
Alright, super.
I don't know what it is.
He's at least three different supers of the same number, look like a dumb bitch.
I don't think he just moved up any...
Oh, there's a timing, okay.
Hold the hat one.
Okay.
Wow!
Splendor love luminous illusion that's what I'm trying to do puppet show half
circle forward kick kick I need two bars
Oh, horse.
Can he walk forward again?
Is it unblockable?
No, no, you're just walking forward.
Over your head.
Every time.
Like my jokes in the goddamn chat.
Over your head.
It's like when you go to, it's like if you lose your,
if you lose your khakis in Boston, you lose your pants.
I don't know if this is the first game with EXs.
If you lose your khakis in Ohio, you lose your pants.
But if you lose your khakis in Boston,
You lose, you can't start your car.
I lost my khakis.
Khakis.
In Ohio, you lose your pants.
Oh, I lost my khakis.
In Ohio, you lose your pants.
But in Boston, I lose my khakis.
I lost my, I can't start my car.
I can't start my car.
If you can, you're in.
Shut up! You make some jokes, Chad! Go!
I'm trying!
Oh, you got it.
I won.
Alright, well, I'm gonna get it out of here.
Yeah.
Good job! Go!
There it is. The rhythm is...
I don't think the rhythm works on any version of the game, except the arcade version.
Right, Jack? Holy shit, really?
Yeah, I think the only time that... It's not a practical super at all, so you don't want to see it in the game.
But, I don't know if that version...
I don't see it. I'm talking to you in the arcade.
So it's like that, uh, busting mode. Busting group situation.
Yup.
HOOHOOH!
I'm just trying to stop him.
And if this demon is so hard to get out, that dude is doing it consistently. It's insane.
It looks so easy to do, and it's so fucking hard.
So he did the hat, the top hat, and then he does a demon?
No, no, the top hat has nothing to do with it. The top hat's just a special.
here I'll show you what he was doing here let me go into training
there's what he was doing for crazy god damn damage
I think it has to be social me
Oh, where's she at?
Shit.
No.
Yeah, like, she did.
He did.
Move list.
Jab jab forward short fierce, right?
I need a lot of arm.
Which is a shit ton of damage for a super.
Got a jab forward, short fierce.
Yeah, it has to be a real good input.
Okay, so the idea is that you can't cancel out a chain.
You cancel out a normal, like, into specials in this game.
They can go into the fireball, or into super.
Like, you can do that.
But, when you do a chain, you can't do it, you're locked up.
You can't do it.
So when you do, I can do the demon out of the chain, though.
Really?
Yes.
Wow.
But that's wild.
Whoa.
That's sick, it's involved, does it even scale?
It does very good damage.
So the guy was doing this.
Hey, I almost had it.
Fuck me.
So at the end of this, I have to do, out of this,
I have to enter five inputs.
Fuck.
I have to enter jab, jab, forward, short pierce.
One of these are all tired.
Yes.
Hold on a second.
He was doing it constantly. That's fucking crazy.
Yeah, like he was hitting it really consistently.
Is it the full game input or...?
Yes, except that ports are fierce.
I have to enter all these things and I'm on the hit of this.
When that hits them right there, I have to enter five inputs.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck me. Fuck me.
You're putting up all my jump ins and shit?
Fuck everything.
Mother of God.
Yeah, he doesn't want to get pushed back too far.
I get it. I'm lucky I got a rump.
And it's also hard as fuck to do.
Like it has to be extremely accurate.
It's tough, it's nonsensical, sorry.
So, Jack, did you actually have to follow the motions?
I think one player makes the motion, then you have to follow it.
So whoever it is, the first person to do it, it's already happening.
Yeah, I don't have control.
I'm not doing anything.
The game doesn't.
Bitch!
The sign says that.
Wow that's fucking hard you need to you need to see what it wants you to do real fast
You have to do an Iron Man infinite really quick. Wow, we won't be sick if they did the Iron Man infinite in this
It's Poo Poo Poo Pat Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Pat
All the credit
Bro, what is all the deal?
52 points
We're gonna have points
That's bad. Fuck me.
One point! What the fuck? I was doing a right! Chat! In this game is it fucked up? Is it
Is it just not work? Is it not lining up?
38 points. I mean, it's still, it's working.
That one actually did not give me the thing. It works.
I got it. It's just fucking hard.
Like this.
I'm getting frustrated.
Start pressing buttons as soon as they hit you.
Yeah, as soon as you hit your head.
Anyway, it was interesting.
14.
Fuck it.
Fuck it, it'll get the hell out of here.
Fuck it.
Hmm
That's the conclusion most people will come to and they have to do the hards of in this game not fuck that
That's so hard. You must really love this shit if you're ready to get good at it. There's no different one? No
I don't know where you're going to do this.
Oh shit, I'm going to do that
He's going to pop it inside in this game. Oh shit, I don't want any other variations of it
Bring in a variation bro. Fuck the versions of this game
Okay, so what happened to our chat scratch fever or whatever it is now?
It's not in this game anymore.
Let me see if you can put this back.
It's got that.
It's got a roll skill.
There's just a bounce here.
Oh, I turned you into a...
Oh man, I'm in a row!
That was like it.
Wow, that's a lot of damage.
My turn, guys.
the x's is one
it's just fucking tough
alright
Yeah, they make sure you while dashing can enter a DP and he gets a different DP.
You know, it's like a fucking solar DP.
Oh, the Shadow Jail.
I ain't no one.
I don't like this.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hi.
Oh, oops.
Good luck.
Oh, look.
Look.
Oh, you see all the colors.
Why am I Money?
Why are you Money?
That's what the song does.
There's sort of four of those two kicks, people, I'd say.
Oh, me, Chef.
Good to meet you.
I want that. I want that. I want to do it.
Goddamn!
Damn, even though it's really never been anything outcome-wise, except this...
I believe she's in canvass bike check and if you guys know Cammie is in canvass bike
this and wow
pocket fire
no no pocket fire
she's in canvass bike
she is in canvass bike
she made it into canvass bike and then this this MBC2 that is in
yeah
I don't know.
Eskisee? No, she's not.
That's a lie.
You know who your partner she is.
Ah.
I don't like her.
That's a good way to go.
There we go, get some more of that.
Awkward, refund your spirit today.
No, spirit airlines is going to become spirit Halloween airlines.
Oh shit, that's the same one.
I'm going to try a fierce trick, Blood Red Cat.
Dude, you know what?
It's funny, I drove by Burbank earlier today, and like, the video always was a spirit airline
at the edge of the airport.
Like, spirit plane, that's gone.
Definitely, it's no longer there.
Every time I would drive by Burbank, I would always see a spear plane.
That plane is gone from the hangar.
They must have flew in some place.
They just flew right into the ocean.
Yeah, yes.
The air plane.
My superior airlines is rough, but like if you were going to Vegas and you just had like,
yeah, a couple of clothes and you know.
This is not good news, you know why?
Eventually everything is just going to be American Airlines.
and flights are just going to minimum $1,000.
Oh, yeah, because they're going to be expected.
You're going to go back to what they were in the 80s and early 90s.
That is where this goes.
So fare was actually good because, yeah,
it was the most illustrious experience.
But you get people from places to places
who are relatively cheap.
Like that service is needed, you know?
Air travel should not be for rich.
It was like that in the late 80s and 90s for a while.
It was just for the rich.
And then later on, yeah.
Yeah, I heard a lot of East Coast people are really like,
bummed, because it's like, if you're like, say,
anywhere on the Eastern, East, or the West side,
even up North, I would just hop on that plane
and go to Orlando.
That was like my cheap way down to Orlando.
Now I don't have that.
So people are saying this might actually
price a lot of people out of all the Orlando resorts
stuff so I'm like oh that's that's good the last thing
hi Southwest Salazar back for now Southwest is not cheap anymore though
they don't want to get away pricing and all they're all they're like you
gonna be carry something on dude every they charge the fucking shit out of
you that was that's why those pins because Southwest used to be like
affordable but kind of nice and now they're just the same her charging is
so much easier here than level two
Yeah, I got her.
You know, if you went to Vegas and went for like one or two days, you know, shit, just
like whatever, I think you could get like one carry on and um, and spirit, learn to
travel light, yeah, you just learn to travel hella light, you'd be fine.
especially like that's why I like yeah like east coast people like yeah I'm
gonna travel to like New York to Chicago or New York to Orlando you know for
like couple of days
I flew spirit into the hurricane that one year I guess what you made it alive I
made it alive and I made like even you know I was I was cheap yeah it was
Gee, my flight got canceled, I'm like, well, I pay for all this shit, and if I don't get there, I don't have a trick.
All these shit, you're crazy. Yeah, that was a couple of years ago.
But like, yeah, my flight got canceled, I'm like, what the fuck? I'm not going to get to the Bahamas or Orlando.
So I'm like, where can I fly? I'm like, hey, the Spirit flight. I'm like, give it to me.
I think I was even a middle-team, bro.
I'm a middle-team.
I was fucking...
I was surprised I didn't even have a plane.
Yeah.
But did you... had spirit in our lives?
But did you die?
No.
Yeah, that's what the shooting called.
But did you die?
Spirit in our lives.
That was around the banana.
That was literally that banana time.
That was the banana trip, yeah.
That was the banana trip.
Yeah.
It was, yeah.
That was the banana trip.
Little devil child
Yeah, yeah, it's a kid. I was in the back of an alpha 2
Where
Well, this has armor for days and you can jump off of it
I made a banana at Disney World and they gave me food boys and they gave me a nice spring
sandwich.
That's gonna be healthy.
So that point forward, I generally, I'll avoid things like that when I grow out of
need.
I'll actually eat things with preservatives if I'm not gonna shrimp.
Unless it's like specially prepared and cooked food, that's fine.
But like, I'll actually not eat like fruits and vegetables and stuff like that.
I don't know where this has been.
We basically gone back in the afternoon, just got back to animal treatment.
Our friend wanted, he's like, I want to get a rest in Sam's Disco.
Or it sucks.
I will.
Yeah, and you would, like, you know what, I don't want to work in that kind of job.
Fun healthy ice cream.
They have bananas on this cart.
Ended up the whole next day me and me and that friend.
Yeah, we went on a broke date and hit up shot.
Yeah, and JJ nursed me back to hell.
Yeah.
So we can still have our trip.
Yeah, he's been just one day in the hotel.
During the hurricane.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was literally like during the hurricane.
And yeah, I knew the state of the hotel, and I just wander around.
And it didn't even taste bad, it's like, nothing was,
wasn't even anything wrong with it.
It's just something was on it, some kind of parasite or some shit.
That or just a thing, yeah, because I'm like,
oh, I must be just sitting on that car in the hot sun all day.
No, I wasn't rancid at all.
Right, but I'm like, you were, because you were to taste it.
Yeah, I want to stop fucking eating it.
If it was like, oh, the food's gone bad, the banana went bad,
you were to taste it.
You're not going to see or notice
99.9% of the things that give you food poisoning.
Or he would have saw like, you know, like a bunch of black spots with that shirt.
Yeah, he's not gonna play it now.
This is a fucking banana.
Yeah, I remember one time I got food poisoning exactly once.
That's the thing, one little term and then bam, you're done.
I gotta get you for a few minutes.
Like, if we knew that this would give us food poisoning, we wouldn't keep fucking eating it.
Like, it would be like, noticeably bad to taste.
Oh, she does the finger thing. The finger thing came from her.
What's it think? Wow, the finger meat.
Finger meat? Yeah, a little bragging.
Now the whole, like, you know, please came from her.
So I know this game actually has, like, potential damage, right?
Yes.
Well, I guess that covers.
If you don't get hit, your life recovers.
Yeah.
But if you can be killed, he actually has that much life.
If you have like two more times, then he dies.
Yep.
See?
I'm trying to do the dragon punch, but it's not happening.
Wow, this game has so many cool mechanics.
It really does.
It has literally potential combo damage like KI as well.
Yeah.
I'm like, this is a KI thing.
Actually, it has to be cool.
A lot of stuff like that come from Dark Star Wars.
damn it's so sad that nobody cared about this franchise
Microsoft just does they don't fucking capcom and make a darksockers cross killer instinct
I guarantee you there's a lot of American fighting game devs that would jump at that opportunity
holy shit
you know what this is it's it's it's just it's the Xenoblade 2 of fighting games
like it's got all these great mechanics of five systems really great.
You know what anyone else in the sport presents and thinks it is?
It's Gooner's shirt.
Big asses.
Asses.
It's all I'm going to think of.
Yeah, people think like dark talk is all sex and shit.
It's like, dude, have you seen the Looney Tunes
bullshit of these games?
No.
It's literal, like classic cartoon shit.
So I could never be done in 3D.
Like, if there's any, if there's any fighting game,
It really can't be done in 3D.
Honorably, it's probably Darsar.
You're not the artist in words.
Yeah, it wouldn't have to be.
They'd have to pull some fucking tricks out of that hat.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Bombing, I just, I'm not the guy from Japan,
but I heard GP was just getting beaten up.
You know what the difference is, though, Crimson?
The Interblade 2 is a way better than any of these games.
Aaaaaaah!
I'm sorry, Crimson.
Well, it's about the societal impacts.
Hey, doing DPs in this game is not like Street Fighter.
That's our art.
Art of story.
You have to do it like, uh...
Just a buffer for it.
Yeah, you have to do it old school.
You have to do it like, forward it in a dragon punch.
Yep.
Oh, forward it in a fireball.
Yeah, I'm the hero in that.
So Darkstalkers, although, like, do you own the internet?
Like, like, Morgan? Fanart and shit?
There's probably more fanart of Morgan than any video game character ever made.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's an artist employee.
Where would artist alley an AboB without Morgan as a piece of shit?
and
I will.
I will.
We have bats, Mike.
Oh my god.
Yeah, compared to like, like, Lillis, the TP,
yeah, his actually has, like Lillis wasn't doing shit.
It wasn't, it's more for like combos.
Bro, that thing hits about 1,000 fucking feet away.
Oh, he almost got it.
Fortunately, there's no god damn start.
Yeah, a star.
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Down to the lawyer!
Ah, fuck!
Rabil Flavin!
He actually gets a cross up.
Rabil Flavin, ridiculous!
Maybe he's going crazy.
All in all, and all in all...
I'm gon' flamin'. I'm gon' flamin'.
Yeah, this looks like Sakura's cage, but all fucked up, right?
It also could be, like, post-destruction Japan.
Yeah, pretty dark shit.
Oh, the warplanes, bro. It literally is. It's literally fucking warplanes here and shit.
Yikes.
That'd be the equivalent of like, somebody makes a New York stage.
It has a flight flying around that turns out to be shit.
Pretty fucking crazy.
I don't know what the fuck I care.
Whose stage is this?
I don't know.
Maybe Beechamon?
I don't know.
No that's not it.
This is too modern.
It was probably Jeb.
No, it's Beechamon.
This is Beechamon.
This is Beechamon.
This is Beechamon.
This is Beechamon.
It doesn't seem too beating for this.
Yeah, it'll be a good stage?
That's fucked up.
I don't know, that doesn't even make sense.
Well, Dark Doctors takes place in like...
Is it like this?
That is very specifically 1945.
Yeah, that's true.
Maybe 44 right there.
But yeah, I thought it took place at like the turn of the century or something.
Victorian era.
So then they also have a god damn like rock and roll wrap wrap.
Right, yeah.
So it doesn't make any fucking sense.
They're just time hopping.
I mean, could it be? It could actually be.
There is modern time shit, because Felicia is in, like, stage play.
She's like on, what is the big New York Broadway? Yeah, she's a Broadway actress.
Plus, there's that level on the skyscraper.
It was neon shit all over the place.
Yeah, with the helicopters and stuff.
That's true. There was a literal fucking helicopter.
I'm gonna go.
I'm explaining this shit.
So the 1990s? An undisclosed period of time.
I'm thinking of the 90s. I think we'll last very good.
90s are pretty fucking sick.
There's a thing, even the 90s were sick when we lived it.
Oh yeah.
Like when we were there, Teenage Heroes and shit, it was pretty fucking sick.
Everyone could agree it was like CKY and Jackass was starting and South Park.
all the crazy music, and it was before social media.
I don't have many memories of the 80s.
I'm sure you didn't say that.
Well, there's our audience of 40-year-olds that relate to us constantly.
I do have memories of the 80s.
I do remember the I don't remember watching Lucy. I don't know if I'd be saying that out loud
I remember watching the Star Wars and like on TV and shit watching. I love Lucy. I remember watching
Michael Jackson being a child in the island. Yeah, Michael Jackson showing up on the news. Yeah, like, oh, hey
Here's a new video explain when the dark stalkers take place
Explain the weird fucking timeline shit in these stages. Where the fuck does this happen?
You can't do a character today.
I thought I was on the fighting game.
Find one I'm comfortable with, and I just want to learn it.
We're not good at fighting games.
Shit, I got to do what I got to do.
So I can't just be like losing every match.
You get a ground chain, you just do a big, all-moral combo.
And increase sweep, and it's very good.
And then after you sweep, any of these combos,
one to sweep, you do up with two punches
or up with two kicks.
You'll get a... yeah. If you press that one too much, it's too big, so you get a big EX one. It's great.
Time line twice is weird enough.
No shade.
You got a thing?
Hey, I thought you were a loremaster on Dark Stalkers.
You know what was the absolute best way to end the 90s?
The Matrix.
Matrix is like the greatest closing point of the 1990s.
Holy shit! Big punch!
Sass punch.
Yeah.
Like a funny looking sass.
Abominable snow.
I think you mean adorable.
Look at this big fussy fuck.
The Ex-Buber of the 90s? Kind of! He didn't put out Lost World in 97.
What did Steven do between Jurassic Park 1 and Lost World 2?
Well, I was looking at the same thing as Jurassic Park.
That was the same time.
Yeah.
You may have heard it at the same time.
Yeah.
He also says he hated Lost World.
Yeah.
Probably was going to share him on the phone.
Yeah.
You're gonna kill movies of the same quality.
Brother Ryan was after us, we're all gonna die.
Yeah, it's the same brother Ryan.
That's after us.
Who saw that in theaters?
Yeah, I did.
Fuck it, we missed it, bro.
After that fucking first scene, I was like,
Goddamn, bro, what sucks.
I saw that in a-
Perfect.
I feel like that was the first movie to be like,
wow, war is really terrible.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say it's fucking great.
That's later, that's like 2000s.
No, it's 1998 because I'm not saying your Titanic did
Remember I lost Titanic at the Oscars
You guys gotta hit up see much better. We don't know where I went
Oh, yeah
I have memories of places and locations I was in the 80s, but things being distinctly
like 80s, not so much, just a little bit of like slipping and crashing I guess.
Okay, I remember, oh, you remember?
Wow.
Wow.
Do you remember how all the moms had that crazy 80s here?
Hey, who's the ass here?
Yeah, it's 80, yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
I remember that shit.
Wow, that went over my barbell.
Yeah.
Um, but I remember, like, getting an NES, but I think that was, like, that's what
80s are.
I remember that.
I remember Fedco, and I remember it was literally the Fedco in Culver City.
Fedco, Culver City.
I remember Sissler in the 80s.
Remember Sissler in the 80s?
You want to know something that's quite essentially 80s that we all have memories of and can cite?
Check and choose.
Yup. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Like the weird animatronic pizza show?
Yep.
Yeah.
Oh, a sit-down pizza hut.
A sit-down pizza hut.
What the hell is that?
That shit is 80s as fuck.
Those are the right cubs and the legends.
There's a little arcade in somewhere in there.
We're thinking of the same one.
I'm sure we fucking...
Yeah.
The little thing on the side.
Yeah, there's a couple of games on the side.
That's where I saw Marvel X-Men of the Atom first time.
We almost always had an off-road in there.
I remember thinking, wait a minute, the guys in the Street Fighter are making an X-Men game?
They've made an X-Men game?
And that's when we were going to Pizza to get the X-Men VHS tapes?
No!
Yeah, that's right!
No!
He's really good at this.
Um, but also in the 80's this had arcades.
Yes.
And I thought you're the only attached to a mall, like no, no, there'd be like a location.
Yeah.
But it's just an arcade.
For the sake of it being an arcade.
It's not attached to a bar or, you know, movie theater or anything like that, it would just be like, here's an arcade.
Yeah.
It's not usually fun with the people that's there.
Oh, no.
Not in those places.
In a mall arcade it would be fun.
Yeah.
But at like a dank, like, little dark hole in the wall arcade, no.
Your parents are not gonna be there.
They're not gonna be there.
They're like, hey.
Like, Vegas.
Back in the 80s and 90s, gave me a roll of quarters.
And this is the hotel room.
Here's your key.
Come back.
I've only ever heard tales of it.
It used to be a Sega.
It was basically a...
I've never seen it.
It was offless.
It was low, right?
It was down?
No, it was not.
It was the second floor.
Oh!
It was more like the Titanic.
It was literally what it is.
The first time I went to Vegas with JJ in 2005, and we stayed at the Luxor,
I've never seen it.
It was just like a nothing but like you know like Sega out of the Sheen gun and big Tota and all that
and they had the big full-size F1 cars
It was like all of the mega premium 3 floors
It was not even more like a budget small CRT machine
It was all the huge screens, every one
I don't remember seeing like a that size scale of a House of the Dead
Or I was like, what the fuck, like the giant DLP streamhouse of the dead?
Ow.
But I realize most of my memories are literally of being a kid from the 90s.
Yeah, for the most part, yeah.
When from the 90s.
I was like, front of this place.
I was like, you know, very school and shit.
It's funny people, like, think back at their childhood, like, recently,
and they think of, like, things when they were really young, like, before 10.
And to me it's like, I don't really think I connect to anything before the age of 10 for me anymore.
Before the age of 10 it was the Transformers.
There's pretty much Transformers and like Mega Man for me.
And I guess I'm so kind of cool, like I still like it to a degree, but it's mostly nostalgia-like.
I had like a really big move from...
Yeah, right? Right as I was about to turn, like nine.
So I had like this very distinct like filing system in my piano.
This before this day.
living here at this house.
Everything that followed this whole grass neighbor.
I'm like that with honestly, in terms of defense,
it's like everything past having a kid.
Yeah, free and closed.
Free and closed.
Kazama, thank you.
I think the only good DP is DX.
DX, one of these like, I think the invulnerable frames
and this game is really minor.
Yeah, I've been trying to.
So you have the time it's not as they're jumping.
That's not the time the attack would hit you.
Because it's so small.
Like...
I don't know what it's really like.
Barely has it.
You guys remember experiencing back to feature in the 80s?
No.
I remember.
I saw three this year.
Yeah.
I remember going for two and three and it was like a giant, a big deal because the
And movies came out like four or five years after the first movie.
I do remember because I went to the studio tour when they were filming part two.
Oh cool.
Oh you know what I remember also waiting a long time for and then it eventually happened
and going to the theaters to see it?
Ghostbusters 2.
Really?
Yeah.
I remember going to the theaters in some place in the middle of down the 10th freeway
with a friend of mine and his mom drove us to go see Ghostbusters 2 in three years.
I remember I saw those posters too and I was so excited to see the Nintendo ending destroy stick
They kept Jurassic Park in the theaters for like a whole year whole
Yeah, I heard that very distinctly a whole ass here because the video stores are starting to get it on a test and there was still showings
That's one thing people have no clue concept of it goes back in the 90s
Movies would stay in theaters for a very very long time. Oh much longer
I
Drastic market titan for a year you plus and also like things coming to VHS to take like literally at least eight months to a year
Yeah, I remember Batman VHS being a huge deal when that was happening Jurassic Park VHS being a huge deal
And then
The lion king
It was fucking massive.
I do remember my dad took us all to go see
the El Capitan, Aladdin.
Oh, really?
I didn't know anything about it.
So we're just gonna go see Aladdin at the El Capitan.
I saw Beauty and the Beast with my grandfather,
and my dad, and my mom.
Oh, speaking of which,
so right next to the El Capitan is the Egyptian.
Yeah.
The Egyptian is what's shown in Terminator 2.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I can't show it on, um, I can't find it, that's the 70mm version, so it's not the Dona S4K.
And I'm like, yeah, I wish it was at the center of a dome or something like that, but I don't
think the center of a dome is the same as the center of a dome.
Hey chat, anybody know?
You don't go down there very often in that spot because the arc light's gone, but
does anybody in Hollywood know if the center of a dome is still around?
Does it operate at all?
It probably doesn't operate in full function.
It's just been closed since Covid. Goddamn it. Goddamn it.
Because that's where I saw T2. I saw it in the cinema.
Yeah, I saw it in there too.
That's where I saw it as well.
Really? T2? Yeah, because there was a big deal.
Yeah, there was a big deal theater. T2.
Right, and it was all over Hollywood.
Yeah, like, all the billboard team was...
Oh, God, that thing's huge when it came out.
I don't think that's an 80s movie.
But it's 91, no, it's not.
When did T1 come out?
84 or something?
Yeah, it's like, it's like right before Aliens, we're so sure.
Dude, I wish I could uppercut, but...
Jesus.
System needs...
You know, it's better not to dedicate brain power to uppercut than anti-air,
just because the jumps are too fast.
I'm trying!
Don't see me just jumping and non-stop.
No, they're all DP motions, though.
No, they're not!
This one, that's DP motion.
Yeah, set DP motion.
Go inside of this.
Oh, I do remember seeing one of the four-sided fingers.
Yeah. There's a big movie, too.
I don't think it's on a big press. I saw a full haul of a lot of VHS.
Who is a VCO?
One of those ones that all kids had.
Yeah, nobody fucks us all.
How the fuck is that?
I was a digimonic at the same time.
No.
Yeah, now I don't want to see that.
Godfrey, thank you.
Wash it up, or what are we?
Wash it up. I can't hear anything.
I feel so fucking privileged to grow up when we grew up.
It's like not one of those things where I feel like the perspective of growing up when
we grew up and having being surrounded by so much wild ass technology that was changing
constantly.
There was always something new happening, you know?
It felt like it took forever and you go back and you look at it and it was like,
dude, that was six months.
It felt like that took forever.
It was like, that was six months.
It was six months, yeah.
Well, she won.
Time out.
I had more life.
Damn, Kenny, that's great.
Yeah.
Well, was it a potential life thing, maybe?
Maybe.
Like, was it like, how did it count between life and potential life?
So notice a weird thing with my daughter, I go and I make her up from school and I watch
her interact with all the other kids and stuff like that, I'm looking for these other kindergarteners
and see how they communicate and talk to her, this sounds really like a little older,
I think about like the way she communicates, it's a bit different, like a lot of the
kindergarteners are like almost like gooboo gaga levels of like engagement like the way they're like communicating and stuff like that
And I'm like I wonder if this is because quickly has been around mostly adults only child stuff
Yeah, like only child so pretty she's around either like older people that my mom know or it is around my mom or as only
Around us uses around us so much that her communication skills
or her ability to like you know talk has been pretty
up to stuff like it's weird pretty calm actually with the kids
versus those who do falls and and yeah but we talked we didn't like that kid
cry for two years I swear to God and for age one to two she almost never cried
because we would find the solution and we just need to figure it out so it's
like we've always been in communication and took her a long time to talk for
sure but once she got it she was fine so now I got I look at other kids talking
that are that hardware agent and I'm like huh interesting I'm wondering if it's like a
I know my kids why don't she's saying type of thing so I'm just more
communicating with her so more like I mean that could happen I was a kid
like I don't have to need a speech I'm our day one every first day and he's
like can I put it to get the eight ohs and I'm like what I was like I was so
taken aback I was like so lost and then this other teacher came over say oh he
means means little thing goes I'm not too close you know it goes to get all
It has Y's as a bonus.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, every year they air.
Get all the Y's.
And I was like, so, I'm like, I'm sorry, what are those?
Ripley, Ripley has some funny ones like that.
She's been saying, uh, Holy Camellia a lot.
Which is really funny.
But she also, she asks for nevynems.
And I'm like, honey, it's M and M.
She's like, M and M.
She's like, I like mineborn.
I'm like, I called her M-E-Dems.
Do you remember where you had trouble pronouncing?
It's a kid?
Yeah, I know one.
I don't really think about that.
I was a refrigerator.
I'm not a fridge-a-frater.
Fridge-a-frater.
I remember.
The fridge-a-frater.
My kid, oh, Kayla, used to say, like,
when we switched to a fire, I needed to stop.
And he's the self-blanket. She used to call him Songa.
Songa. Songa.
Hey, man, he's Songa.
And I'm like, Songa's a way better name.
Songa.
I used to call him Songa.
That's kind of cool. I kind of like that.
Yeah. And I remember a trip was I did.
Songa's way better than Blanka.
Blanka sounds like a blanket or something.
Yeah.
Thank God that thing's out of nowhere, man.
Oh, it's shit.
Gold arbor!
If you can ask forward to them to press the light stick,
it's a hint to the overhead.
I guess it was the best one.
Oh, almost.
You stop pressing buttons?
Never!
Haha.
Brack, brack, brack.
What?
Songa.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't remember anything.
In the end, I got tough time pronouncing a specific word.
Definitely struggles.
Tonka.
I actually love how mashy this game is.
I kinda fucking fucking like, yeah, you just press things faster than the other person at times and it just, it feels like it's by his mind.
Let me have them. Let me have them.
Vengeance for Kenny.
To start matching stuff.
Vengeance for Kenny.
To see, believe, baby.
Give me some crazy color.
Oh, okay.
Blueberry.
I'll show you guys a little bit of the Dark Starka tournament.
I want you to see it.
It's super impressive.
I'm gonna get some crab crab.
I'm gonna get some crab crab.
I'm just gonna try and grab it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, that dvd.
It's a jumping in case not it.
I can remember the past years when we were kids.
No!
So jumping high is not good.
Fuck me!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow
bruh bruh bruh bruh
yeah
damage
oh shit
oh this is the controller I was playing too so I had to get closer
Oh, this game is fucking...
We should be cat.
Dying.
NOOOOOO!
The Porsche is...
You doodies!
What the fuck is that, Crimm?
Well, let's focus you have a little gotcha pot of yourself.
It's our kitty helpers.
Damn, let's just... got smogged up.
Oh, wait. LA in the 90s.
Four to five Ellen Trafford.
Is LA Smaug gotten better?
Oh, Jesus.
Remember?
Well, it's gotten better.
What I looked today when I was driving,
and I'm like, yeah.
At least you'll have pretty,
at least you'll have better data.
Well, compared to what it was, yeah.
Oh, you could like literally
see and taste the Smaug.
All right.
How many in all of the LHF?
Who does?
Eve?
Theonix?
Oh!
I'll get them all.
Crimm?
Hmm.
I'll get them all.
Crimm?
Hmm.
That's like a new Sydney, a straight line, close up, close up.
You're right there.
You're right there.
All right, resident, where were you off?
Where were you during our tournament?
Sorry, we're going for a little meanie.
Just attack our back.
Yeah.
It's like not going to stop.
Six hour drive-down.
You want your boss to come right?
I guess I'll be here.
You hit me?
Fuck you!
You mother fuckers!
Legionnaires, Saturn top 10 list is when I can get, um...
Six hour drive-down?
When I can get a 10-hour woods here.
I don't even need to give up on that idea, man.
Well, you gotta do just both of you guys. It's not fun when it's just two people.
That's not a pistol, that's a...
It's gotta be an odd number to like really make it work with you and Max.
And also Xavier, what it is, they said, hey, you know what, I'm out of the WWE.
So with that now, he's locked free before WWE contracts were like,
are you gonna smoke somewhere, they have to pay you and we can have.
So Xavier is no longer part of that, so it will probably be a lot easier for
I got a part of the group, the three of them,
Xavier was, and then Kofi left WWE.
Really?
Yeah, they left.
So like, hey, we're not gonna renew our contracts.
Thank you.
Oh, there's a Kofi that's talking?
Yeah, it was a while ago.
Them and Xavier was left.
There's three of them, there's two of them.
Biggie.
Biggie still might be there, but I don't think he's
missing anymore because-
Wait, what was that called?
Biggie.
That was a group.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know biggie retired. So yeah, he retired because he had an injury so he couldn't really
Same like same reason why
Yeah, he's basically
Oh, fuck!
How old are you?
I'm about eighty.
Seventy-eight?
Seventy-six.
Did you get one of the youth taking his paper?
So we decided to cut ties, yeah?
Holy shit.
You wanted a big paper, didn't you?
Um, just to tell.
Holy shit.
You were in the middle of shooting?
TKL is like, oh, well, you know, this is the money we pay you during the events, like during
off events like, WWE, TKL, yeah, yeah, they own you and everything you do, everything
you do.
It's not the same thing we did to China.
Like they own the name, they own the character.
She tried to go anywhere else to use the name China.
And we were like, no, we don't own it.
No, like they're like, hey, Xavier,
like I want to do this thing, and mine is.
Yes, it's like, you know, like with this video game,
and the video, and the mental WWE is like,
what do we take?
Yeah, yeah, okay, so that, I'm saying that,
that when they called you,
they called you the rights to your name,
because yes, I remember, that was,
a song called Seamawson was talking about that,
and we just had to change his name early on.
is that when they come up with a name and beat Stephanie,
they boom the rest of that name because they're
going to come up with it.
It's all out of the rest of the town.
Well, while you're there, you can't do anything.
So you're in WWE and you want to do a thing or something
like that.
And while we own your name, yeah, oh my god,
dead already.
It's black.
Brace the consequences of the military.
And you better hope you have a good lawyer
when you sign that, Jeff.
So, you know, we'll see what, you know, they, they, they opt it out for a good reason and, you know, I'm excited to see what they do next.
Fuck me! In the ass!
Is there any of the wrestling companies on here?
Well, yeah.
I'm going to A, B, W.
We can go to NTKL. What the fuck is that?
That's the name, that's basically when they combine with...
Wow! Fuck!
WWE combined with MMA.
They combined with UFC. Yeah, basically fucking frantic. This game makes you feel
TKO combined with so much and they yeah, they formed a few things.
Probably do something else.
I'm probably going to need some of the PD.
PD didn't want to get paid as much in the next place they go, but they'll have a lot more freedom to do what they want to do.
Power slap.
You can blame Royce Critical for power slap.
Wow!
That's so funny. He's like, I'm sad of my power.
Because he's like, okay, power slap is trash.
I'm sorry, I-I-I-
It was a mistake.
Surely he is great, absolutely, but he's like, I regret my, um, my power.
Wow, so he dashed behind you in that motherfucker.
What?!
What was that?
What's the answer?
Are you period?
No, Max said the thing we block and hit the six buttons.
But he flashed.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, he got over me.
You know what you can say if people afford it?
I have no idea.
It's shocking, bro.
Like some of the prices I see for Mania.
I'm like, what the hell?
This fucking cross-up monster.
Who is behind me?
Wow!
What the fuck?
It's Crosum.
It's Crosum!
He was such bullshit that he's blocking on me.
I even blocked it for a second.
I was like, ah!
I'm like, ah!
You started it up.
You wanted him to be rich, I just get it.
You get it, Cribson.
Fuckin' bullshit!
Yeah, it's like a price.
Well after you left they just started making it more and more and more expensive.
Right.
And this is the third time they used these things now.
I remember as I was going on, I remember like back in the day, like ring side seats.
The nunchucks are legit hard to swap in.
Ring side seats like that's right.
There it is.
Like 15 years ago.
It was a chart for those sorts.
Noble prices for tickets now.
You piece of shit asshole.
More than 10 to 15 years ago, like ringside seats were like 500 bucks.
Now they're like $2,000.
Like that, like 10 to 15 years ago, how much were like ringside seats?
They were literally not like...
Not that much.
Holy fucking shit.
See that little firecracker in there?
See that?
Yeah, I'm more than like 15k now.
He's getting over to like freaking Laker getting like quart sides, dude.
Or boxing match quart side.
Really?
Come on.
Wow, what the fuck?
I gotta take away something.
Nice try.
Come on, let's go fast.
That was dope, man.
It was actually 100k for Front Row in Vegas.
What? Jesus Christ.
It's like a million dollars.
Yeah, look at your fingernails. Look at them.
I remember I had my cousins and I had a buddy, who went to WrestleMania way back in the day
and you used to get the seats.
Remember, if you got to WrestleMania and you were the first few rows, you get to keep
the seats.
So I have a buddy that did it.
He's not quite as good, but it's not like he can get out of the way of the other guys.
And even the period doesn't really stop that easily.
I don't get whose decision it is, but she needs a decision.
This is the dog versus cat.
I'm not impressed.
Here's those Hawaii $150.
Long town buying.
I can't believe you're talking about that.
I'm gonna use it on the scene now.
Alright.
Oh, nice.
I'm gonna eat you up.
There we go.
And people said like the heel turn wasn't good.
I'll say Xavier is a great hero.
I'd say, I'd say Xavier is a better hero than Kofi, being honest.
Wow.
But Xavier is an amazing character person.
person.
What do you mean, Xavier?
The deal is, is great.
Jesus.
I said it.
The post blocks in this game are, uh,
they're so good.
They, they really give you a fuck off.
Because they're hard.
Yeah, you get suspended like that.
You get suspended like that.
And you can act immediately after,
I wonder why not oh my god, I've never seen his human form he is so fucking dehydrated
I wonder why trouble is going to follow it. He's got punk rocker hair. Maybe it's the same
reason why Booker T didn't really become the six-time champion for a long time
I see what I'd like to see the character fight.
You see the arm movement.
We're going to have to burn out the camera or something.
Yeah, right?
That'd be fucking dope.
Well, wasn't that the same thing at...
Well, was that the same thing at Bloody Roar?
I mean, like, you know, there's a whole dynamic.
Yeah, one of the first times, I don't think my time was the first time you get to see
the Xavier Whispers, just Penny Omenda.
I think they got to do, the closest that they ever did was the New Day versus, um...
Zenar and I can see it, bro.
I've never seen the anime about this.
Like, it was a television show, right, Jack?
It was a television show.
No, it was a television show on a TNT.
You have to say it.
You have to say it, yeah.
Wait, what? It wasn't an anime?
There was a cartoon and there was an anime, they're both.
Okay, I got to talk to you.
There was a young box. There was somewhat of a young box versus New Day and it happened at E3.
When E3 used to be a thing.
What the?
Oh, New Day versus Elite. Yes, Elite, my bad.
Was it part of the USA cartoon era? Like, the pre-parts bullshit?
Oh God.
The anime was limited.
I guess we don't talk about it.
I used to say cartoons, yeah.
Oh, you used to say cartoons.
Great.
You used to say cartoons.
Oh, okay.
Let me guess, it lasted one season.
One, two, I think it was.
Oh, your Bojack has the whole clock set.
Damn, Bojack has a spray.
I guess a spray.
I'm like, I used to sell it at my infinity at play.
Oh, no, don't do that fight man, bro.
That's an, uh...
Holy shit, it's somebody doing it.
Oh, is he doing it?
Well, I wanted to...
Kenny, that was a very disrespectful agreement.
I mean, I...
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I'm trying to be humble, and he's trying to be like...
That's what the fuck.
What?
I'm trying to be humble, and he's trying to be like...
I'm trying to be humble, and he's trying to be like...
I'm playing and I lost a bunch of times
I'll just play Santa's all I want to see
I don't know what you're doing
Special effects, y'know
I know what you're doing
I know I have one target combo, one
and it works, it's like a...
What the fuck?
I don't know why I need to speak both. I need to speak to the anime and the...
Steve, these are old. These are from the 90s.
Hey, I was watching.
The only anime you could ever buy in North America.
There was no chance I'd kill this guy.
Yes you did, Steve.
I'm upset. How the fuck did I miss that?
Because you didn't watch a lot of the Street Fighter animated series on TNT.
Yes I did.
Are you kidding me?
USA Cartoon of the Street Fighter.
No, dude, this show didn't exist, bro.
Yes, it did.
You know, Morgan tries to kill a little kid.
I know the Mortal Kombat USA card, Sam.
Yeah.
That was around the same time as the Street Fighter one.
This was a good show.
It was dog stalker.
She tries to kill a little kid.
I see.
Yes.
Like a 12 or 13-year-old kid.
She was a vampire.
Yeah, she was like, I'm going to kill a kid.
Vampire.
So I guess she was a bad guy, right?
She's not a vampire, just a piece of shit.
You look like that.
Damn it.
Japan, please.
Thank fucking thank you.
God, Steve.
This is cool-ish.
This is cool-ish.
Vampire, can you see?
If you two can be horrified, I think I do.
I need to see it.
I need to see it for all my life.
Really?
Wow!
Holy nipples!
A lot of them.
Damn!
So the Doc Stocker's USA Cartoon of Doc Stocker's anime ODA.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
That's a really good animation.
And hey man.
And money back then Simmons.
Money.
Oh.
Try to carry him to the front.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Good drakes.
Alphelm finally melt out of the ice shack.
Still frozen.
Why is there an eagle up at the top?
That is your sister.
Oh, that's a piece of soul that's split off.
Ah.
Nice.
Steve, I'm a little north-starred for Lord.
I am.
Yeah, I'm a little north-starred for Lord.
Do you want to play any of these games?
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
I don't think you see that profess to be a fan of Dark Souls.
Yeah, I don't have to tell you, man.
So, Gordy's RK.
Gordy's awesome.
I met Gordy over at the Pax East.
Dude, I missed Pax East.
Pax East was awesome.
It's not at the Boston.
Wow.
I can't believe she's like super safe after that shot.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
They are so divine.
Chad, remember my boss thing?
Not damn!
That was cool.
That helper did nothing.
Nothing.
It just ran back and forth.
It just, the tag just ran back and forth.
What the fuck did she just say?
Hey, there you go.
If you lose your tackies in Ohio, you lose your pants.
If you lose your tackies in...
Everyone go watch the Dark Stocker's Red Bull Special.
Yeah.
If you lose your tackies in Boston, you can't start the car.
It's just that from all the morning when you was supposed to attack.
There you are.
Alright, I'm finishing the joke.
The fuck?
I'm very informed of that fuck.
Wow, invulnerability!
Jackies.
Steve, no Steve.
Shout out!
Wow!
Shout out!
You're glad to see that.
Shout out!
I miss out on E3, and he's really saw me do them, and it's all on me.
I think I'm just generally like all that people who have survived this, you know.
It's all being, you know, like, maybe the last one, you know.
I'm not, I'm not, I just don't think anybody's, like, in a hurry to buy out people, um, their hands, you know?
Well, I'm not worried about that. I'm more worried about Vegas.
Or the way more worried about, like, Evo itself.
Yeah, Evo can go as long as it wants.
It's Vegas, I think this is a real problem, the question right now.
I think that, I think the longer it goes, the worse it's going again.
That's good.
I, I love to be part of Evo's grind, but there is a big part of me that wishes Evo just...
Evo just stayed as one phenomenon as opposed to Japan,
Evo Austria, and you own for that, you know, Mexico,
you own China.
It's like,
so people, people,
people haven't sent it to go to Vegas and compete.
It's a little giant tournament.
Evo, Los Angeles, Evo, Vegas, Evo.
I can't.
Oh my God, I wanna go to Evo, Mexico.
You know what I'm saying, I'll speak Spanish.
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
I'll be pleased.
I'll probably get it.
Get it?
Yes, get it.
People don't even know who to grab.
Fatality.
Oh my god!
You're a murderer!
Evil Brazil?
You're fucking up!
Bro, actual fucking dismemberment?
Are you going to see my fatality?
You're finally put against Boquitini.
The situation with fatalities, I like brutality.
What the fuck?
If you kill characters with certain moves,
like chopping attacks and stuff,
there's like, weep the boquitini.
I'm gonna have that second round.
I'm gonna show you guys the Pukini.
The dark sucker thing.
He's like, all right, come on.
Yeah, let's go to that.
That's just still a rumor.
Pukini or Pukini?
Oh, you don't like gambling.
So, you're going to go.
I mean, gambling has its retrospectives.
I mean, it's not gambling, whatever.
It's Pukini.
This is too expensive.
I'm going Pukini.
Nice. I like that.
That's fantastic, man.
So, it's wonderful.
But maybe, maybe because my mom is from originally from Portugal.
It's time to go to Devo.
Or her family's from Portugal.
My mom, born in Brazil, lived in Portugal.
I'll let them do it, man.
When I used to hear her, she'd say, Pocitinho.
Why the hell are we still looking at this, Max?
I'm gonna look at the thing.
Oh, God, this is fine.
This is fine.
Look at your eye.
Born in Brazil, raised in Portugal.
So many Portuguese in Portugal.
You're a king, but you're still, you're still Manning Allen.
We're the Portuguese.
I don't know.
I don't know, maybe.
Sanchez, Amazon, you're channeling.
They speak Portuguese, but here's the thing.
They speak Portuguese in Brazil,
but also they speak Spanish in different countries,
like Venezuela and Mexico.
But a lot of the words are different.
You know, it's better.
It's a little faster.
Dude, are they legit playing in turbo?
That's fucking crazy, Chad.
Is normal mode actually the slow mode?
It's priced.
Dude, I just tried to.
I got it once out of like 30 tries.
You have to do a raging demon input
They play in turbo holy fuck dude, that's crazy
We got a good guy
Yeah
EX
All GG's bro look how much life is getting back though
Oh, look, life recovery.
You don't get hit.
She was almost dead.
You remember those GGs?
Never mind.
Better do some health work.
She was just spent in the air.
Like that.
Yeah.
Like that.
Is that a heartbreak?
Yeah.
Properly Spanish.
Properly dialect.
See exactly.
Different dialects.
Jesus.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
The scariest thing about that moment.
Oh, don't jump at her.
Wow.
That was all in the air.
Holy psycho.
Anytime.
Thank you.
and it has a lot of priority, it's a little bit of a miss.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, there.
Oh my god.
All right.
He has pursued good.
Get the fuck out of here.
Damn, all right, fuck.
Damn, all right, I'm going to get it.
Thank you, sir.
All right, you can say the sound.
Make me another one.
Oh, god damn, bro.
It's a maniac.
No, what you gonna do?
Can't you see me in the left quarter sign?
I was?
Nobody said shit.
Come here.
What are you wearing?
I don't know.
No, it's working now.
Yeah, I'm too late now.
We must order from now.
That's all.
The options are limited.
Jesus Christ, it's Jesus.
There's almost nothing.
I'm kidding.
I will stay and shoot.
You stay out of it!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm just gonna eat Max's food.
Oh yeah, thanks.
Man, man, man.
He didn't get this.
Looks like I would help you to make that sandwich out of it.
Ah, but...
Yeah, but...
But I'm gonna fight something.
That's my favorite thing to stand for.
I don't know if you can even hate the sandwich out there.
Anything that lands likes down there, I'm just going to try to fix something out of it.
Oh, each one.
And the last one goes down there and says, where'd you get that from?
Mega high execution.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Oh, this is my final?
Yeah, that's right.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Look at the damage, bro.
Yep.
So that sword slash that he does, the low sword slash, high sword slash, is truck mode.
It's not that.
The longer you charge, the more hits it does.
What the fuck?
Oh, so he's just wanting to back off that.
Well, yeah, but he's also moving forward.
Dashing is not with buttons in this game.
You have to press forward, forward, or back, back.
Yeah.
Oh, this is a cheat.
If you pull forward back, he's, like, canceling the dashing.
Oh, my god.
Oh, he's born as fun.
Also, those spirits that he throws out,
There's one that's unblockable at the same time and it needs to like pick on
He's just really high execution nobody ever blazing is that he's fucking super hard
He doesn't have to be but he died just I did it. It's not it's not that good
He seems like he's uh, oh my god
That's a good pressure move
Oh GG damn
Woof, breathe my man, breathe
Damn
He's enjoyed that everyone's over the age of 35. Oh, yeah, everyone's fucking old
Because like this game look at the animation I think I mean going kind of back when you're saying a little bit
There's there's sort of needs to be it evil kind of has to be going to come to some reckoning some point
Fighting games no strict under six is all like shut children. No it is
I'm saying like before EVO, like you're only gonna be able to get so many people to go
What is that like this? I'm kind of pushing back on the idea that like we're gonna have a million people in an arena like you know
This this event specifically got the most entrance for a single fighting game out of tournament
Yeah, was that like seven thousand first year five seven thousand for three five six is the most entrance ever
Yeah, so pretty much the person that won EVO this year at three five or six won the hardest fighting game tournament
than it's ever been to win.
Evil Japan.
This one.
The most people are through an open bracket.
7,100.
Dude using mines.
What will happen if Evil Japan gets more interest
is that Evil America?
It is.
Evil US.
Is there a difference?
There you go.
It's 7,000 to 7,000.
Yeah, they had the most.
Bro, nobody wants to come to this country
and who can blame them?
Wow.
Not around.
That's what's so sad about it.
They're not around.
Nice guard canceling.
Look at that guard canceling.
We're losing our status man.
We lost it.
You have to input the DP in the time of the block stuff.
That's crazy man.
It just depends on the move.
I've got to depress him.
I'm really thinking about it man.
Yeah he's going to pull him in there.
Damn dude!
What the fuck?
You know I was an operator right?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh damn.
That's crazy.
I want to say you unlock the movement.
It's even nuttier.
the shoo movement
but he has the billboard zone with his ghost zone
yeah that counts for you
oh there you go
for that opening
yeah yeah he's trying
nice
oh shit
oh no
oh my god
that's fucking nuts
I thought that that combo was in the corner and he was getting rushed down.
So what she's doing at the end of a chain, I think it's a Marvel chain, on the last button
she has to cancel the last button into a raging demon.
only on the hit of the last one
only on the hit stone
so you have to enter 5 inputs on the hit stone of one move
so it's like less than 10 frames
what the fuck
I did it once
I tried it like 60 times
I got it once
the demon is also super hard to do
like it has to be incredibly accurate
hence why this game gets so much respect
yeah, cause all this shit is mad hard
yeah
All right, knock me, she pressed it.
God, Kaji in the corner.
I didn't hear that.
I heard that from my chat that this was the best topic.
Yeah, the top area sounds like, really.
The little jump attacks are really good.
So her approach just like jumping at you was really scary.
She can also jump here.
Are you sure this isn't a beach from on the stage?
Crouch early, get hit by that.
Looks like it should be.
All he little can do that.
And I saw how her system moves.
Yeah, Morgan in this ring is not nearly as good.
This is crazy, right?
I love this much better.
Morgan's really good in the first and second one.
That's, dude, you cannot block that, because you don't know if he's going to go higher or
lower than the middle minor.
Oh, I think he dropped it.
Whoa.
That was the end of the round.
Round two.
That's it.
Yeah.
That was the end of the round.
He died.
It moves that fast.
Oh, god.
Oh god
Yes, I'm characters there share stages like a street fighter
That's cheap as he is he's struggling
It's effectively the Balrog of this game, like the Super Turbo Balrog.
Oh, I get it now. Okay, okay, that makes sense.
No.
I mean, he doesn't have like a good way to help me, though.
Keep him in that corner for a good time.
I mean, he's getting countered with like this, or you can go.
Oh my God.
He's coming back.
Yeah.
This is a...
This is what happens when you're running.
He blocked it.
Yeah!
You're so cheeky.
How the hell did he see that coming?
He just threw it out at the end of the string
because you want to punish him and again it's and also the super safe bro what
world do we live in where the vampire savior tournament has a full crowd like
the whole yep every same thing I start strike a few years back dude dirt strike
was the best tournament I've ever been 24 was the best top eight people were
fucking going crazy that guy with his angle who was literally doing that
You know the dance and yeah, like you gotta have people with personality, you know like helping out making this shit more
Yeah, that guy was amazing man, you you make that game 10 times more fun to watch
The dude is a legend. Yeah
Yeah, I
I really thought he was cut, but this is actually
This are terminers sort of like an exhibition thing
Like he said everybody there was a 40
Okay, okay, this has got to wake up a wake of fire in
They're paying attention to shit like this brother. Yes, they are. Yes, dude
Here's the ultimate thing fighting game creation has nothing to do with fighting game competition
Markers are watching what people are actually doing.
Yeah, right.
E-Sports marketing is, boy, it's never mattered.
How many people are playing it in competitively?
That is not the thing that determines if we're going to make a new one.
Not at all.
They want casuals?
Bro, I don't know, man.
Are there 99% of people that buy the games?
Wow, my God.
Oh my God, that is so nice, man.
Drop it again!
Yeah, I get like, she fire sticks to his Capcom's golden goose right now, but they know...
Oh, dude, there's some good food in there.
There, there, there, there.
Shut up, bro.
That was really good stuff.
It was a good angle.
Yeah?
Yeah, because I'm eating it a lot.
And now he wants attention, so he's definitely nothing in there.
But we'll move you down there and come for a nice sit down.
I was eating a lot of Max's food there.
Are you eating something right now?
I ate most of it on the way here.
It was so good.
Oh, I can smell it.
It smells really good.
It was like these delicious leftovers in there.
Look how much attention he was getting.
Oh, yeah?
Don't knock that down.
Knock it down.
Yeah, knock it down.
Yeah, knock it down.
Yeah, knock it down.
Yeah, knock it down.
Why don't you knock it in your head?
I ate all my foods.
I ate all foods.
Max had some really good foods.
And I ate it all.
What the f**k?
Damn.
What was that like, eat?
Like, what was that?
So take that, you guys had?
I just ate it all.
Was that the last one?
Yeah, that was a...
Two thousand say off the grab. Oh my God, you know, it's crazy
That was like a dope ending that you get to see cuz I'm so busy yelling at this dumbass
Yeah, you should have been paying attention to the game. Yeah, I was yeah making me the victor
That's why this is so special that's why him being here is so crazy
One of my favorite stages one dude just spent 20 years playing Jetta so he can make it to the top eight
Life goes right
There we go never Jenna's gonna be both of these people didn't make it to the finals
Yeah, and coastal
It's pretty much considered to be the best
I just want to play every CI
Yeah, yeah, you call them best in the hood
Oh
Those in the water and the crying super
Bro, I ate it all it was good. What was that from actually guys have those left on this?
What?
Steak soup?
I didn't know.
What did you even make?
I made a sandwich out of what?
Peanut butter and jelly here.
Oh wait, you had the whole peanut butter.
Is it whole?
Yeah.
Was it the sugar-free peanut butter?
It said it wasn't peanut butter, it was a nut butter.
It was almond milk.
That was something.
You're eating my mom's shit.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Oh, she was too low!
I had a little bit of it.
She was too low!
Yeah, he's got like a suit.
And then the jam, he has a little bit of jam in the back.
That's fine.
That's just fine.
I'm like, did you find a meat because...
I was like, hi, pal.
You don't have lunch meat.
I'm like, did you make a sandwich out of it?
I said, no!
Ha ha ha!
Oh my God.
Right.
This is like a legit jury.
I was like, how does that make you a winger?
If I wanted to, I would have been history for the next hundred years.
Hey, I want some of that.
I always feel like I busted out the peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
Oh, shit.
That's how I was surprised.
You want pickle left?
Well, that's nice.
Well, I mean, the peanut butter, you know, that peanut butter was like about two weeks ago.
I feel like this Jetta is like doing everything he can.
Possibly to survive, you know.
And he's still alive.
Doesn't do a lot of damage either.
Yeah.
Very scary.
He's struggling so hard to make his mark.
Yep, can't really run the timer down and
You're not wrong
That legit was
sacros
I think you yeah, it's legit. It's not it's not it's actually like World War two
Like they they took on right fuck is that exactly that's all I was talking about
We used to see that family, and I'm like, oh, who the fuck is that guy?
I thought it was the Kuma version.
Jack, you better tell us the lore of that character.
Why the fuck are you crying?
I thought it would be a Kuma version.
And be accurate.
Accurate.
Accurate.
I thought that was the Kuma version of the stalkers.
That's not cool. That's not go to your band, but freedom is right. It's just a deaf team
Yeah, I think it's just there. It's the death team wait the Saturn version has every character plus new ones
The one with the expansion card
Probably I don't know what the balancing is on the Saturn version. That's the problem because of the two versions that are on this
Are the balancing as fuck they're playing vanilla, right? Yes, of course. They are fuck echo
I think crimson actually this is the only one anybody plays
I'm curious chat was there like vampire chronicles
Doctors three really like weird like American Morgan
Yeah
Somebody said vampire
Oh, that combo is so fucking cool.
I think I have anything like a kuma with a, um, with a gray.
Oh my god.
I just felt that.
Damn.
Yeah, it's really high.
It's so hard to catch an air in here.
I'm legit curious.
We should fire up the Saturn after this and just look.
Yeah.
Shit.
Ooh.
I'm just curious on the side of version now.
So if the PSP version had all the characters, why would people play the PSP version?
Because you can't fucking play people!
How do you play people on PSP?
Wow.
That's the one to do it.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's right cuz you have one more
I feel for this Jetta player man. He is working right so hard. It's just bullshit
This is constant barrage of like bullshit
No, it's a kuma which is a
brain
I'm dirty for it. He motherfucker said we're playing your arcade version all day like that. Damn, but Japan really is all the games
They don't play any of the version. Yeah, they're like all mortal versus Capcom games a third strike
Well, it's like you do you guys do realize this was re-released on you know console and it's amazing
No, that's not it's not as good. No, none of the versions of this game are as good as your kids
You're telling me that the brand you fuck in a port that we just got is that it's slightly off
The reason why people
Like you know like most of the community switched over in Marvel 2 to the collection that has never happened
There has never been a situation where people are playing like an old game in a specific way
And then a new port comes out and we're gonna play that new port instead that has almost never happened
So the fact that that happened in the NBC collection was fucking incredible.
Yeah, I think the closest thing was what, um, Super Arcade.
Um, the fucking online thing was like, uh, like, it was like, it's not an official release.
Uh, you have to block that jumping round house.
Uh, it's dirty parade.
And it's a rhyme.
So here we go.
Hey, the Rambam's arcade perfect, right?
No.
Close to the release.
No, these guys don't plan to fight, okay?
They don't like it.
Usually.
Third strike Japanese players most of them don't plan to fight either.
It's not our kid.
Hey, you know what?
You can't complain about me, uh, uh, bitchin' about fuckin'
if I stick on your lap, because I'm just like these guys.
Like, no.
In a way.
Yes, dude.
I can't, it has to be our kid.
It has to be.
Except their excuse has married.
Uh, please.
I just like that, bro.
It has to be our kid.
Your arm in elbow placement and the stick doesn't move.
Absolutely, man.
And that's why Marvel players literally play like Chris Cross-Apple-Soft, they play on the floor and they make some crazy things, but yeah, that's why like the top guys, when you see them play Marvel, they're playing in literally why Steve says they're canceling and cutting his head off.
I like that Chris Cross-Apple-Soft.
If you go back and you look at it, they literally play like this on the floor.
Can you see like one of the two players when they're playing like he's literally like this
This is the answer of Indian style. Oh, yeah
Speaking of the 90s, you were there like oh sit Indian style. Yeah, that's Chris cross apple sauce
Oh, which Indian? American Indian or...
The American Indian Native Americans.
They're just called the Indian style.
It was in the 1980s.
I said it in the 80s and...
Wow, what the fuck is that?
I've never seen that.
I've never fucking seen that, dude.
What is this game, bro?
A lot of moves.
I never showed up for Marvel.
Right?
Whoa, it's so wild because she's like perfect. She's kind of so bad in Marvel
Oh, yeah, absolutely, but her normals are so stubby
Because her normals are tiny
Like
are just so fucking stubby. The only good normal she has is like maybe her
jumping fierce but it isn't really connected. Hives PhD please don't ever buy it.
Damn give me a break. I need this franchise back. You ruin everybody else
of the same thing. You're gonna buy a shit.
Big fan of the call-down. Damn. I just catch a strays.
That's the right character about the P1 solo or not?
I thought she's Minin Marble?
I mean I'm not saying she's amazing, I'm just saying she's...
No, she's Minin.
Yeah, she's decent.
You're not like low tier, but she's decent.
Yeah, she's better than a lot of other characters, I'll tell you that.
She's got like a double jump combo, got a combo into Super that will chip the fuck
out of you if you block or if you get hit, yeah.
Maybe who has an infinite, then we see two of them.
Oh yeah, show us.
I think so.
It's with the Rockets.
Boom, boom, boom, we have...
But dude, doing her charge motion in Marvel, I fucking hate it, dude.
Like this charge motion you literally have to hold back and then like it's tough.
Getting the annoying part of the face later.
It's the in-between.
Or your part of the moustache again.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not pouring the moustache.
Hand the bottom moustache.
One session
What about this stage one session is like that and the bar like you know in mustache
You have to do it since you might not even know video somebody else
Take that
Yes, let's go out the chat today
This black before they deserve it now they really don't it's my young there you go. Yeah
the other time yeah yeah last time the deserve it for sure
the other wolfie for playing um a yordle
wolfie plays yordle
the fuck is a yordle
two hexgangles wolfie plays yordle
wolfie plays yordle
it's fucking uh
two hexgangles
don't ask me where it is
the yordle
tivo
Yeah. His name is toxic. Yeah. Oh, it's yellow. It's a
It's a little. It's a little. I don't know why it was fine.
And then we'll get it. Yeah. He'll steal the trailer. What
trailer? No, no, he said so sleep. So that's not me.
You got help for you guys? Just sleep trailer. Yeah. Oh,
sleep. That's a horror movie. The sleep. Don't touch and
it is like the the sleep and it goes. I'm scared. I'm
You're going to get sleeved.
I'll sleeve you.
Got him.
Don't correct him, Rose Whitt.
He said sleeve.
Say it right.
Slowly.
Harvey.
The sleeve Harvey trailer.
I'm going to sleeve you.
The sleeve starting Steve Harvey.
Yeah, don't move.
Not bad for our hunter.
One to the right.
Now on chat, you can't adjust me as Steve.
It's Sleave.
You better get it right.
Sleave Larby.
Larby?
Who else?
Sleave Larby?
Resented by Theta.
Sleave.
Let's do a watch part of the rest of your Vangetta.
I'm still down, Tony.
Let's call it.
I think our 4-Meg Remkart is working.
We'll find that real quick.
Let's be real fans of that.
That's me.
with resident evil was a Friday night. Yeah, I don't play
too much. I'm not many either. I think we need to jump back
in, bro. The intro run.
So it's any different
Yeah, you're not getting any audio are you?
You didn't see the idea please audio
Damn miss Chris. What the fuck what?
With the chat why oh my god, this is such an alpha 2. Yeah, I'm sure
the last part is doubled up on the base there.
Don't know why.
Getting audio?
Go to like just anything to see how many characters there are.
I'm just curious.
I'm just curious.
I wonder why there's no audio.
taste these flax.
What again?
I don't have other characters.
Hey, yeah, they're all here.
They literally crammed them all into the Saturn version.
That's crazy.
Crowned!
Crowned!
That's my friend.
Crowned them all.
Crowned.
Yeah, there's no audio.
I don't know why.
Yeah, it's like cram.
I give it a try.
See what you got.
See you at the right way.
Okay.
I got the debunked, debunked, do you try to turn it on and off again?
I'm not, I'm being serious, you know, I'm trying to help you out bro, so, you're trying
to help me, like I'm just, you know, you say ignored me, like you ignored me when
I said that?
That's crazy dude, like, it doesn't want like actual help, and we got people
Oh, here this this this is one of the coolest stages
our arrogance
Yeah, this stage in there's a helicopter
What the fuck? I don't even know dude. Yeah, that's weird. That wasn't the person we played
She's crawling girl get up
I don't know why you guys aren't getting audio.
We can make the sound effects. Here we go.
Shhh.
Yeeep.
Bra-bra-bra-bra-bra.
Yeeep.
Shhh.
Shhh.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Is that working?
Yeah.
This one's getting on, you know?
Come on.
This leaves the...
Bro, everything's getting audio except the capture unit.
Almost.
Wait.
It looks like it does, right?
It does get there.
Bra-bra-very crispy.
It's super low.
Oh no, no, no, nothing's coming through.
It's not that it's low, it's just that nothing is coming through.
You're hearing the audio for as soon as you do the microphone, this is pretty much.
Um...
Michael Winslow, Jesus man, you guys remember that? You're old.
Power, power, power, power. I'll even do the music track. Power, power, power, power.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Is that helicopter upside down? What the fuck?
Oh my god, I just noticed that bro we're fighting sideways
That is
Release fucking Academy chat old
I was like what's wrong that helicopter
We're not running up to the same speed.
No.
We're going to have to turn turbo on this one.
It's definitely off.
Let me turn something else on really quick
to see if it gets all you.
I'm just going to Z-Book.
He's actually going to turn on and off again.
Watch this.
That's what I told him to do.
I didn't know about Saturn.
He's a pretty professional, so I'm going to fix my PC,
so I could help him with this.
He's not this.
Okay, go ahead, windows open.
Hey, listen, I did it on my own, so...
I'm a professional.
Hey, you guys can get out of here now, right? Yeah.
Yeah, it's totally working.
Um, try a different game.
Like, you know...
Caption, there's always something.
So, every single problem, and all of a sudden,
the standard shit just doesn't work.
Uh, Cal, I can't... I don't understand what you're saying,
because it's sleeve now.
There's no speed, it's sleeve.
Say it right.
I can hear myself.
Now we need the PS5 is going through the exact same stuff so we need to see if the PS5
is getting audio.
Okay so it's on for us.
Can you start playing?
Okay. Oh, look at that combo! Oh, shit!
Chucky, see this?
Oh, here goes Shroyuken.
Oh!
All right, now do the B move.
Do the B movie.
We need Seinfeld in the air.
Whoa, what's the deal with the airplane tickets?
Working down!
No, no, Jack.
Working down.
Hey, see my hands shaking.
I don't know.
Extra cans.
That was in that base.
Team up!
Wow, really, Chad? You would rather listen to this than my sound effects?
Oh, okay, Chad. That's cool.
I'll just use a really good sound effect to add the remix.
Yeah, Turbo on this normal in arcade.
You can try going the extra mile and uh, you know, like sort of digging up shit, uh,
Chess is the Elgato.
You know, Elgoc bitch.
Oh, the Elgato is a problem.
It's weird that it's been giving us some funky issues.
Alright, that's weird.
Not to switch to Avermedium, Max.
I have it right here.
I know.
I don't know.
I just didn't like the frame rate.
Max
Fucking rocks
He does it dude, he's drumkicks him, it's just, he literally learns, he knows, he knows everything, he has some kind of a character that benefits from what he do.
He literally is trying to play home and practice.
He's got to go home and practice.
I don't know what is happening.
You're actually having a great time.
He's a fucking pro and he's been playing this game for 30 years.
Look at that.
What the fuck.
Somebody just vibing with Darkstalk.
I think he needs to go to evil Japan out Simmons. He's going to evil Japan
Up top so those exactly what he's doing
We talk about practice we talk about practice
Smith knows exactly what he's doing
Damn right fundamental
What is the
Gameplay of this version is it like that part hunter to you guys got to know is this one more like regular vampire?
savior with just more characters so it's suckin' fuck is it well we do know you
have to do turbo on this one too yeah normal yeah and we didn't arcade speed is
a little weird
it's really good it does the screen feels like it's a little cut off on the
side but I don't know yes that's exactly the aspect ratio is there for the arcade
We're just going to tell them to freeze and they don't.
How many did we all put together here?
That just ends up scrubbing.
These guys that we can't hear are the best here.
They just do things better than we do.
And then I have other options.
Like that guy was using the fucking Bummy Samurai.
Yeah, what the? I can't even tell you.
High execution characters have to be the best.
Is she most?
Yeah, that's the most.
I don't know.
Usually the characters that don't require execution is really good for the ward.
I'll bet if I don't fuck up.
But the high execution characters, they only have like character tools.
I think of a wiper.
Wiper, exactly.
Wiper, and then what's the old man from the office here?
This was the man?
Jim?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're both bad.
It's not bad, bro.
The officer is even bad.
Dude, and also, he was definitely bad
as you were done before.
There was one other guy that played it.
There was Jim.
There was one.
He was a dark white.
Yeah, but did he win everything?
It's Jim, Pat.
Stay gen.
There he is back in the top hall.
Damn.
He definitely came back in Earth Strike.
He had a gag.
That really was him.
Oh, that was a crap.
Dang.
Did you like Yevin' Gag as like one character?
remember that? Yeah, I thought it was Dino. I don't know if I'll do that again. I like them both as
they're individual, but I think it would be really cool to actually have two groups that
skip one character. Instead, like, gang didn't really exist very much. What was the
you in the original? Well, one character will end up being better than the other in most cases,
and the pros will just play that one character. And how's that me, Gallant?
Yeah, it's like a dark version of the game.
Yes, there's a weird, slightly weird version.
That is a sexy version, right?
Is it near does this version look cleaner?
It does look a little cleaner on this?
What is?
Yeah, it isn't a direct arcade port.
Hey, I'm sorry, you're right, like, arcade ROM, it's a port.
So things are a little different.
And yeah, I'm even noticing, like, some of the backers of the Elton guy.
It's kind of crazy.
It's very pretty.
Wow.
This game has also barely ever streamed on this stream at all, because it's so fuckin'
hard to get all this shit up for it.
Dude, they, okay, they heard Dragon Punch's, it wasn't me, Anti-Ares.
It's like probably like frame one, just like two part three, two part three short thingsy.
I only got one of those, I think we should be good.
This game just feel way better on stick.
It's super smooth, holy crap, like frame rate wise?
It actually frame rate wise, it's even more smooth.
Like holy shit, dude.
That's the power of the Saturn, man.
It's crazy too, like how good Saturn hardware was.
Yeah.
But it just wasn't successful.
It's just good for 2D.
It's extremely good for gaming games.
It's like 2D games is amazing,
and it was a premium 2D system when 2D was on its way out.
That's the-
It was the best 2D system of its time.
It was the best 2D system, like straight up.
Nobody wanted 2D anymore, finally, in the mid 90s.
They're all drunk on those quality guns.
And making 3D games as possible was just really fucking hard.
So it was easy to make 2D games on this, but it was hard to make 3D games.
Exactly.
Now I'm really sure it was easy to make 2D games on it,
because there was just a weird system in general,
and I had like two GPs in it.
Because there was like a panic to make 3D, like, happen.
Right.
That's a growing thing.
You remember PlayStation was hard to make games for,
and then now the Xbox is hard to make games for.
It's like, this, too, was what the majority of the time.
It's hard to make games for.
It's like, that seems to be an important problem.
All the modern systems now are really
easy to make games for.
Correct.
Because they learned a lesson.
It's like, hey, you want to make money.
You've got to make sure that the system is easy to make
games for, else the developer won't
put games on your system.
It's so hard for them to figure out the first place.
Yeah.
Well, according to the developers, one big reason why it was hard for PS2 was Sony was like,
we're going to have our own proprietary hardware, a whole, you know, proprietary system, and we're Sony.
You're not going anywhere else.
Yeah, yeah.
It was pure like...
Pure killing themselves.
Yeah.
You'll figure it out if you're not going to, you wouldn't go anywhere else.
What else are you going to do?
We the big dogs
They can make good 16 to 32 big consoles up that was the
The pixel doors
Honestly, you say to make good consoles. That's like the saddest thing is that
Every single console they had was like really good ahead of its time
Genesis bro
Yeah
And three tests of stupid shit, which is why they were relatively successful.
Sad.
Wow.
Yeah, I really wanted this shit.
Do you think that will hurt being a game of people when it comes out?
If it comes out, it's so expensive.
For the 2,000 people that will actually get one, I think they do.
Damn.
Yeah.
I got some kind of projects right now.
Oh yeah.
Also, Steve, you're like a little off on the internet.
That's great.
It came out years before the SNES did, and it had a faster processor.
Yeah, but the colors on that thing were like shit.
Of course, yes. It had a little color palette, but it's also years behind the SNES.
How many years? Like two years?
Yeah, two years.
Guys came out two years later, of course.
No, Gabe Cube.
Oh, Gabe Cube.
Oh, sure.
Gabe Cube.
Genesis came in what regular NES was on the way out, so it was rivaling SNES, that SNES came out later.
That was Light Years because it was better than Light Years.
I don't even know if I'd say Light Years.
The sound department, sure, absolutely, but there are games that don't run on the SNES that can run on the Genesis because of the fucking processor speed differences.
Okay, I just go in the tech up.
Don't forget, MDS and ES, everyone's still on the CR2.
MDS and ES.
Jurassic Park on Genesis look great.
I actually did when movies became games.
The churnals think that like butter.
Oh shit.
Start.
Saturn games are now high in value.
American Saturn games, these, they're on the data.
Japan Saturn games are cheap.
Because in Japan, Saturn was actually popular.
Boy, dude, they made like less than 10,000 copies of the majority of these games.
Some of them, like, a few thousand. They were already arriving before they died.
Before they died.
The system was honestly out.
I started collecting some of the Saturn games around the mid-2010s,
and even then it was expensive.
But they've only gone up since then.
Where'd you guys go to buy your tanks?
Let's see if I can push this on just and then I'll just pick one up and I don't when I I don't have that
I'll grab that yeah
You probably by doing that
Dark days of eBay where people were just selling you shit. Well like broken fucking stuff. Oh, I should put out here you go
Here, let's check this let's put this on good hardware. Let's see if this works
I don't know, I didn't have a problem with it.
By the way, I'm sure.
The greatest 2D keyboard.
Didn't that sound good?
That music though.
The US police has been in music.
Bring in the soundtrack though.
We got the bonus soundtrack, you hear it?
You listening?
I love this song.
That's gonna be the talking music.
When I talk over shit,
God damn good I love this song.
It was so good.
There were some games that made the music shine like streets away from the sun.
Yeah.
The music was really good though.
The best song for cats.
The best fucking song for cats.
Can we just get off the screen?
Yes.
No, I just let it loop.
Did I say something?
This is a lot of music.
Great music those two levels below penis music. Damn
Getting a power
Yeah, what you have to press
Easy metal I love that gift now did an awesome job with that thing
It's acting a start we're sure with jam we show a jam
They're D-pad thing?
Yeah, I'm on D-pad.
Press stick.
Well, they aren't also working.
Uh, let's try to catch the five controller.
Oh, black hole.
Shuttle block, chat.
Uh, chat. Does anybody know on a brook Saturn controller?
Saturn converter?
If you have to press the combination of buttons, you're so shit.
But to press something on the archaic to start this, I didn't hear it seem to be... I don't know.
Uh, they're usually... I remember there being something. We're on PS5 right now.
No, I don't know.
DC metal, that's it.
It's a brick converter, yeah.
It's a Saturn Dreamcast slash Saturn brick converter.
DC metal, real bad.
Pick up the brook.
If it doesn't work, then fuck it.
What? I haven't plugged in.
The lights are on. It's not flashing. It's red.
Hmm you have the brook I have to look at up every time too. I've been in this situation before yes
Me too remembers. There's always some fucking weird thing
There's some fucking weird thing any looking it up. Nope. I'm trying to yeah the brook
You just put the brook into the nook and then make sure it's and then break the state your controller requires a high
power broke into the no
Yeah, yeah, so the red light is permanently on red mode right now.
Where did he switch to our case to come up, what's it say?
Select plus cross.
This took days to figure out.
Select plus cross, so, uh, did you do that when you plug it in, or is it for you
to plug in?
It's just a banger of a job, Cal.
Bumble banger.
of a banger
I tried to download the pdf guide and it just said it's getting a little bit
too much
what's right here?
what's right here?
it's got a pretty big power
it's flashing
and then it's permanently red
connect the amount of storage here
yeah, so it's ps3, ps4
good ps4
I'm gonna try
Press U plus A
Also red light is going to be on
Alright so there's a switch to standard mode switch for a kid mode
U plus B on this thing
Is there any switch on this?
Not even like a little toggle, that's it.
The Vplus V button is on...
Yeah, that's the problem with these converters, man, is that there's always like some weird
bookie thing.
These are the slugs.
What was the weird fucky thing?
She got all unknown.
What's a Quamba?
It's not, it's not huge.
It should be turbo.
Right here.
Who the fuck is this?
So I'm never listening to any of this.
That's such a...
Hey look, you just worked on an Xbox controller.
I got him Jack.
Just like worked.
Box controller just worked.
That's the Kwanbaa then.
It's the only way to the Kwanbaa.
Still no mod for Kenny.
What?
PC mod?
They should mod me.
I'm sure.
OK, so the Kwanbaa just is just PC and PS5.
Maybe that's the problem.
I think that just closed in and worked like we'd go for the problem.
Kenny gets off on the shit, shit.
Kenny gets off on it.
Don't shame me, bro. Don't shame me. That's all I have. Right?
You solved it, brother.
What was our K vote again?
View plus B.
A.
I was right, chat.
Don't move it.
My yum exactly
Yes
Just like still still the team don't yes my young Chad I was plugging in it to some
USB for the other stick
That was the problem goddamn. I'm gonna complain to Kwanbaugh
Don't you have my young beautiful?
Just gonna
Brother
Chats right it looks sharp. It looks fucking hella good. What the fuck?
How does it feel?
pretty good
Pretty good. Yeah, and then after that he goes to the 18th even and it just slams. Yep, but I think it's corner only
You watch that finally, you know it's not corner only. I think I didn't know what fucking crap in the middle
The demon's easier to do in this. What the fuck?
Dude, what's up, fuck it, any man?
It's a completely safe super damaging raging game.
I'm gonna go home and watch this series on fucking parts of the network and anime.
Oh no, you're not gonna get much of that.
Really?
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Say have it.
Man, they look strong.
I mean, I sat through fucking more combat USA Cartoon
and Street Fighter USA Cartoon.
Nothing as bad as those shows.
Get ready.
You push me?
No, I think you're already good.
Hold on a second.
Let me just.
Oh, wow.
There it is.
Quit.
Quit.
Funny bad.
I might have to think this game has a training mode.
I think this is pre-training mode.
Yeah, it legit is.
No about fucking training mode.
Arcade versus options.
What do you want from us?
What do you want from us?
It's like KI was so fucking revolutionary on SNES that it actually had a training
mode.
Yeah.
What the hell?
everything for everything. Yeah, I'm red one. So the time on his life always
turbo. Yeah, I am.
Does it look different? This looks really good. Yeah. What the fuck is I walk by?
Yeah you're on the side of a building.
Oh my god my butt is so long.
You'll learn today Simmons.
So do that.
My fart?
Oh, gross.
Try now.
Yeah, you good?
Okay, okay.
Yes!
I'm figuring it out.
We all figured it out.
I looked it up, I was going.
I went down there and I shut him.
Gile Sprite.
Sprite down there.
That's like a guile pose.
See, his guile's right under his nose.
Oh my god, you're right.
Like, it's just walking.
Or standing.
I think that was more of an anime though.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Oh my god.
That looks like he's standing.
Oh, bitch.
It's just standing, standing.
I mean, fat boy.
That's a fat boy.
Don't forget some of the shit there's more support.
Dibish. I got it.
Don't think you can go hunting?
I thought it was you two, but it was something.
There's a game running behind the game.
Shut the fuck up.
Chat's in.
Oh, God.
I helped a couple people sit on a drunk bitch.
Or it could be the, uh, the mic.
I'm not bitch.
But you're right.
Come on!
There's some coffee out there, too!
I know you wasn't an alpha one. Do you make an alpha?
It's a couple things on that.
You're gonna need gold.
God?
No, he's not gold. He's only in three.
Yeah, he's only in three.
I think he's a great guy.
He's got anything gold.
And you're actually doing it.
This is a furlough's club.
Damn it!
This is a lot of ants. He's fucking everybody out.
I am.
It's a pressbun's character.
Let it keep going.
Let it keep going.
Oh, I want to hear it.
No.
Mostly, yeah.
He's got it.
Please, we're going crazy.
See, I'm not just only one.
I hear the collection in the back.
Oh, that's what it is.
We're Saturn and the collection is going on in the background.
What?
what yes hold on holy fuck look at that costume or probably some other keys with
Amy no no they hear the collection in the back okay all right you're the
collection in the back it's just not even on
oh the PS5 the piece see
I'm going to shut up still. You have to shut up.
You're still a bit. Yeah, exactly.
Oh, shit. Get a good one, music.
Oh, yeah. It's capturing two signals.
Yeah, I thought I'd have to afford that, motherfucker.
Oh, because we were pressing buttons on the stick that was plugged in, and it, like,
It's so hard to see a big picture about another ship.
Oh my god.
That's a big picture, man.
Wow.
Yeah.
That was right for the first time in their miserable lives.
Everybody owes Kenny an apology. Hell no.
Max, you're starting.
Taylor's also wrong.
Damn!
Okay, three, two, one.
Shit.
Still a lot for Kenny, not that guy.
A broken clock gets to like his right twice a day.
That makes no sense.
Wow, if it's broken it ain't working.
And it's one of the fucking times it's wrong the whole time.
Broken it's not working.
Thumb's locked.
That's even sweet. They're right
Look at Sliver.
Ah, please.
I know, I look crazy back there.
Did we see Naked after that thing?
Yes, fuck, of course he is.
Unique under your clothes, too.
He's wearing a cloth!
You're wearing some mixture of polyester cotton.
Damn.
Oh yes sir, I'm having a bitch.
Hey, hey, Bob!
Bob, Bob, thank you for the fight.
I'm good today, let's go.
My god.
Ass.
It's just so hard to stop.
Bob, Bob, thank you.
We're naked under our clothes.
Don't tell Caledon.
There's a skeleton in your body right now.
Oh my god, he got Laker colors.
That's pretty dumb actually.
Solid purple.
I mean the stage is called War Ag.
It's right there.
We're just slightly psychotic, sorry.
You're fucking crazy, brother.
We killed more people than we did in the fire.
So that makes us healthy.
You know, since I was in the woods, I kind of just settled.
No worries.
I
Do wow go this way
I don't know what an X.
Wiggly, Wiggly, what kind of sound system you got?
Man, no one really has sound systems anymore.
Right? They can put it in their cars.
They're the age of fucking big, basic ass fucking thumpers in your cars.
Late 90s and early 2000s, we're all about having like two fucking summa-
SET ALL THE BITCH, FOOLIT!
Nobody does that anymore.
Jack, who remembers Master and Ace Incorporated that fucking whole album
Yeah, they reached a peak and no one really, yeah, but like late 90s and early 2000s,
like 12 inch subwoofers and capacitors.
You used to fill up your entire trunk.
The capacitors and amps, you'd have a capacitor amp
and a subwoofer.
Omni-man.
They're like, are there like,
people who even care about it?
I think there's more colors than this than usual.
I've never seen Donovan in that color before.
I know, motherfuckers can be e-properly,
but they got woofers in their car.
Trust me, I've seen it, man.
they care about. They need 20 inch rims and a heated bumper.
It came from a time where sometimes people spend more on their sound system than the car does, yeah.
So unholy.
I mean, I did, but I gotta hit me down the car.
There you go.
All the parts crap was put in that sound system.
Yeah, that's shit, man.
I think Bo-Tank's in too.
So, that's fucking South, this is my ride.
Did nothing.
Yeah, that's why I think that my ride would work.
And I get to eat kids in the stock,
I'll make another one.
But I just like that culture is like,
the son of the times,
I think culture is very important.
I mean-
You're gonna bump mumble wrap?
Damn.
It's a good one.
Yeah, right?
The crazy thing is,
You know why? Because Mumbarap isn't really focused on bass anymore, you know?
Mumbarap is trapped, so it's not really, it's not really focused on, like, thub-y-f 808s
and shit. That was the big thing, it's the 808 soundboard.
And heavy, bassy sounds, man. That was hip-hop of the fucking 90s. Now it's just,
like it's not even really about that, so it wouldn't really sound like you're in the system anymore.
You got to talk the old shit about that.
Dude I did it, I'm fucking wet!
Yeah it's a Southern shit.
It's still there, it's a real crazy city, bro.
Old crazy sound is not common, and it's not prominent in hip hop anymore.
It kind of went out after the rise of Dubstep, Dubstep was just mops everywhere.
And then after that, like shit just started going downhill.
It's like the sounds of bass is kind of just a little bit more weird.
It's also a fucking banger.
I'm set to put it higher.
Jesus Christ!
Yeah, the clock was an error.
The clock was an error.
Is that Little John?
Yeah, the clock was Little John.
And he was also crumping me out there.
I thought it was that little egg.
Playing South, huh?
Jesus, even if I add the error,
it doesn't fucking matter.
Nope.
Dude, I've hit her so much and she's lost no life. That's fucking insane.
Save.
Save.
I can't come up with my kick.
You're at a loss of your double kick.
If you land a double kick, that's bad.
I'm not sure.
I'm not into it.
Negative.
I think if you meet you with better maps.
I mean Donovan just he don't think he's tuned for this game at all.
I want to put that on my sound system.
I'm going to get some subwoofers and bump that shit.
That's what we say honey.
The music stays on.
Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Ta-da-da-da-da-da! Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Music stays on.
I'll put on my 12-inch sub-whoopers
and put that shit in a loop on my car
for a roll-down of the street.
indung, Blake, where's the ice cream?
Ha-ha-ha!
Ta-da-da-da! Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
Look, I got crazy.
Oh, shit.
I opened the cell rolling down.
For a good, fucking passenger,
a little coward or shit.
back in the day when I used to go fainting.
Yeah, all right.
Probably used to fainting more.
I mean, it's still popping out there, but it's still.
Yeah, they go fainting.
It's not what it's like used to be.
People used to like just fainting.
That doesn't even barely exist anymore.
It's okay now.
It's setting out a valley.
Like yeah, people like go there,
but people used to just go there
and be driving their cars.
It's just a lot of damage.
Yeah, like the music.
Yeah, it's lower calls, man.
I mean, there was,
there was a normal party outside
that was in the clubs, bro.
There, but I was like watching the cards.
I was like, I'm seeing the cards.
15-inch subs, god damn, 15-inch subs over.
That's a lot.
Right.
Yeah, I don't even think that's a thing anymore.
I don't even think that's a thing anymore.
Like if you wanted to try to get two 12-inch subs,
you'd have to go to like a mom-in-law office.
Back in the day, like you used to get them at chat.
That's right.
All right.
I mean she's level one he's a little new nowadays you know you just get a good you know most
cars come in with really good speeders and bows.
Level one furry you have ears and tail.
Level two furry you're like a beast man.
You're humanoid but animal.
Level three when she's a dog.
Damn that is just an actual dog.
The last fucking dog.
Well, at least it's how the book store in Japan labeled it.
Wow.
Because I looked at it, and it was like, what was it?
Three little, I have a picture somewhere still.
Three little one, three little two, three little max.
Three little max.
And I'm like, what the fuck is max?
And I'm like, what the fuck is max?
And I looked at it, and I'm like,
I don't know what I expected.
Three little max.
Three little ones.
It's just like, you have, you have, like,
30 years and a tail.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
You just have like a little headband of three years and a tail.
What about the extract that you have stuck in there?
Context, most level three.
Level three out.
Quarant simple returns, three level one Felicia, three level two Zootopia, three level three Lady of the Tram.
There you go. That's how it works.
Alright, I understood all the differences.
Yeah, okay.
I understood all of them.
So can these team people go full level 3?
I mean, that'd be like someone like...
Watch the man turn into an animal.
as much damage as the light attack. It's worth it. Because they go,
Tomorrow, we're in level four's spirit.
Just look that up.
I'm sure I remember the horse movie.
Oh my god.
For the five, it's a beast.
It's not bad.
You got your species wrong.
Man, god.
Perfect.
Her brother Bear could be put there.
I guess I thought on YouTube, I was making a joke about...
Shit, you're almost dead.
I'm almost dead, I got hit twice.
Yeah?
Okay, skillshoes.
Something I'm gonna joke about, that fucking...
Supergirl in the comics.
How much you've dated a horse?
What the hell is going on in the whole complex back of the day?
Oh my god!
Whoa!
This fuck is a little kid. Apparently the kid jumped out of the robot.
That's what the thing is, a mech.
The robot is following his friend.
Probably the kid won't come out.
Super goes all over the place. Yeah, that's what I heard.
Well, I probably need to-
Ah!
Fuck!
Her entire history of lore makes absolute sense.
What the fuck?
That's so weird.
That wasn't even in the last game.
No, there's a lot of shit there.
Almost new shit.
Damn, this might be one of the best games on the side, man.
The old lore is that the horse was-
Only come out of Japan.
Why?
Why?
Who wrote that?
I did, too.
Here's a mind-blinding Cecil.
Sure, whatever.
Oh, yeah, one hover or something.
These programs are exact.
Is this a mysterious city's bullshit?
Red Lantern Supergirl.
Yeah, we only care about power. Go right back.
Why? Why? Why?
Bitch!
More flavor!
Not to complain in the hand!
Ah!
Not to complain in the hand!
Kat, what did you say?
More flavor, Lou!
Not to complain in the hand!
Oh!
Right!
Fuckin' Jesus!
Dragon flavor!
Nice!
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's finished. Yes, Dimitri is a shut up. I think it's a little show in the game, right?
So it doesn't talk to Morgan's kind of talk to he teleports in the air calls back down. That's
is taught to literally the same the input to
Where's the other characters the bonus which is Morgan is he has just your mortgage in a dark dark
Gallant colors that's cool man
He's sexy little tiny she
Whoa, whoa, what's going on here?
See, that's the bed you made.
I mean, ladies, tell me, like, a little bit of tail,
you know what I'm saying?
No.
No.
No.
Wow.
I'm pretty steep.
Wow.
That's crazy, man.
Follow you out, man.
Yeah, that's fucked up, guys.
Kick-shavers, guys.
Kick-shavers.
Right here, guys.
Thank you.
You admit it.
Man.
That's crazy.
I said bush or no bush?
Yeah, one fur.
No, I don't bush fur.
low-body guys low-body
I haven't hit you yet, it's like an attached land
look I ain't coming to hairball I don't want it
damn, that's your furball, you can't get it right
what's your furball?
furball
yeah, it's called hairball
it's called furball
furball
I literally bought this and it's
She's just going through all my shit.
Well, that's fucking insane.
I don't even know how that works.
I don't know if it's confused, but I don't know if it's...
All right, well, I guess just giving that to me for free.
Jesus.
Hey!
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Just grab it there.
Are you brazen?
Just grab it.
My God, she's like...
Are you brazen?
Get away from me.
Are you brazen?
What?
You need MBCI version right now.
Why you guys are just...
You need MBCI, Jenna.
So, I'm gonna put some iBots in.
Mmm, dang.
Look, he's still in there.
Just gonna help get the album of the deal.
You got two supers.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh my.
That's me! I got a listen!
I like raisins!
You're fucked!
He's coming!
I like raisins!
Ah, Jesus Christ!
Every fucking thing!
I'm doing no damage
So it's her story so is she just like in the tournament to like help her little key friends or something
I'm nuttery
I hurt nuttery or become a Broadway star or something like that
Ask crimson if he would actually if you have to do anything about
Over bitch ask crimson
She's a nun
And Aggie is the one who broke windposes.
None of the actresses, I don't think they're the only ones.
How long is their nap time?
Oh, okay, good.
Who drew you?
Fake man.
Fake man, that's what he did.
It's nice that none of your business is what he did.
Oh, goodness.
Where's Steve?
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
If they're not gonna slap me.
I had to do something.
What's that? I had to show them.
I did.
I never slept.
I did.
Hey, who remembers that movie?
Old.
You're old.
Dude, just go through my projectiles.
go through my projectiles.
That's crazy.
Oh my God.
Ripley loved that thing.
Dude, Ripley, Ripley loves it.
Man, he blocked all of that. That's actually really good.
Want some?
All right.
I'm sorry.
This is the strangest Jesus image of Jesus.
The fuck?
What?
Wow, I'm going to ask him.
Jesus, look forward to fighting.
I think that moves a little bit like pressure only, you know?
Yep.
Yeah, that's what's happening.
Come on, keep your feet in.
Come out!
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Man.
You have to attack with the grabbing foot.
Yeah, I don't even know why.
This is too old to have tech grabs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's not true.
What's their techs in fucking...
Two-Far-Two?
What's techs?
Yeah, it's gotta be...
Two-Far-Two?
No.
Yeah, it's gotta be tech grabs.
Super Trooper has softened the grabs, yeah.
They soften grabs, yeah.
Like, they...
It's the same thing.
They just, like, mash grab against their grab.
Thank you.
The vampire savers, no. The vampire is a vampire victim.
What the fuck?
Wow, that was sick.
Oh my God, look at the damage.
He's naked after this.
Yeah, that was sick.
He's wearing all your clothes off.
That's what she deserves.
that's not fair that my old man
who faked this?
I'm sorry, I made you know what to mean
there's a lot of jobbers in the back right here
and writers
and other people that are hanging around
weird shit man
ooh, the streets are fucking insane
Just start with the fuck you get some of the fake
That's why they can't breathe at that tournament. Good Lord. They have no moments of breeze
Wow, she's like invincible when she activates.
Oh, shit.
Not as air grab.
Oh.
No way she would save her after that.
Fucking shit.
If that's the case, you can just spam that shorty.
You can just get away with it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
You can just get away with it.
Do you remember the Darkstalkers characters in Cross-Edge game?
Cross-Edge, hm?
Got some.
Oh my god it bounced off this mud-burdered block everything.
Is that a slugcat?
Yes.
Damn.
What was this all about that's all right Chad, Dimitri was in SCB chaos he was kind of busted
in that game too.
Actually almost every character was busted in that game.
Zero.
Zero was probably like the zero's busted in every game.
lose every fighting game
Okay
That's a full screen, but you gotta be dumb enough to be in the area here.
That's awesome.
Wait, what the fuck is her name?
Bullet T.
Bullet.
Oh my god.
Maybe he heard her name in Japan as Bullet.
Okay.
See, he paid like no attention to this rich, handsome monkey.
Yeah, Bullet.
These are the only things I never play this game with, even I knew that.
No, man, I just...
It was like I didn't care.
Don't kid yourself, you still don't.
Yeah, it's true.
Excuse me, show me a poise.
Okay.
There's no way.
I'm practicing.
I actually noticed she had to get some portage from the repairs.
Shit damage.
What the fuck?
That is damage.
So does it come back?
Ah!
I spoke too soon.
I cursed it.
She actually has more animation frames there than in Marvel 2.
all of the characters. Marvel 2 representations are low quality. For almost everybody except
the new characters.
I'm Jake Stitcher.
This game looks fun. It is! It's in Capcom Fighting Collection 1 if you guys want it.
Fortunately, no version will actually have this roster available.
Like the one on the start.
Guess it must be out of the game today.
Yeah, I guess that one would have to.
I mean...
Thanks.
This is why game preservation is important.
Also, I'm not the hugest animal I've ever seen, like, an arcade collection of this kind of thing.
I'm like, how did you not see it? I'm like, missing and stuff.
Chaos power for PSP.
Nice! She's actually unsafe.
Oh yeah, because it's all high. It's all high.
Which is why an MEC2? It's crazy how it covers the screen.
It's crazy. It's a crazy amount of shit.
That's not fucking mode.
Fuck, it's happening now.
Crazy baby!
Fucking baby.
Mouth train.
Yeah, like Rival Schools on PlayStation 1 and stuff, and like Project Justice.
You're never going to get ports of console games.
Yeah.
It's just too hard.
Like, the beginning of the one in the Mortal Kombat collection was already like a Stalman.
Yeah.
dark version of a loo with these cranes.
Fuck, no armor.
Crying!
She threw me into the river!
Cry me a river!
Cry me a river!
Yeah, that was a good size.
That's such a hilarious fucking death.
That's a hilarious fucking death.
Damn it. Overhead.
She like, she murders you and then dumps you in a river.
Of her own tears.
Damn, they don't have that super marble tooth.
Actually they do.
They do? Yeah.
It just sucks.
Squanched. Just Squanched.
Do you want to go Squanching? Save you up, play?
Uh, yes, yes.
Is Alpha 2 Gold on any collection?
Yeah, for the sake of Saturn!
Oh, an old one.
Street Fighter Collection 2 for the sake of Saturn.
The problem with old games is that they're not exactly ROMs.
There's so much more to test and figure out.
When you have something that isn't like a ROM of an arcade game.
And on the out, anthology on PSTM technology.
Anthology!
I can't stop one of those, it's a big baby.
I cannot look, I can't get a grab off this fucking lion.
Nice.
Nice.
Fuck off, damn figure.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
God damn finger.
I actually think this is way better
than what we were just playing.
Yeah, it's crisper and it's got more characters.
I don't know if it's a gameplay balance thing,
but it just feels better.
Like, I think I understand potentially
where the dark circumstance are coming from
when they say they don't like the collection versions.
I think I get it, because it's like,
this does feel really good.
You know, it's funny, like, when I was at the,
at, well, whatever, I think.
I was talking to Mike from quarter up.
He was telling me about like back in the 90s, late 90s,
going to game stores around California,
getting this game in particular,
talking about this game and like how much, you know,
it would you go and you'd get the Saturn version
of it so you practice on it
before you go to the big arcade.
Of course, you know.
Because that was some people's secret sauce
Training
Oh my god, I got dimensional whatever context
Motherfucker.
Maybe we'll save some shit business.
What? What the hell?
What the fuck?
edgy things and dark soccer is for today a little bit and a little bit yeah
whatever just even if it was rated M I don't think anyone would fucking care like
people talk more about people like having issues with something and people
accidentally issues like we could just make a dark soccer's game exactly the
way these are today no one's gonna give a fuck like whatever the noise on line
This is noise on mine
I'm jumping in the air because I fucking punch. Goddamn it
I think it's Mark.
I want to make this fuckin' flip work.
and then Jitsu is just the gang team.
Literally,
Eve and Catman.
Now anyway.
Charlotte's more character-proof, isn't it?
Almost the entire cast is like a tough one to find, so.
Man, I did no fucking damage.
It's hilarious.
I'll watch you in place, Boblin, 90% of the time it's just blocking.
Oh, he's invincible.
I don't believe it.
I don't think there's a time, like, a move or something where he has multiple cats coming
out.
It's not just one.
He blocked it!
Right through it.
What?
That was off purpose.
Oh, the follow-up! That was crazy. The follow-up was wild.
This is Joe Joe's bitch.
He's definitely Joe Joe's bitch.
That's Joe's bitch.
Joe's bitch. He's Joe's bitch.
Capcom fighting collection 1 plus 2 is 50% off steam.
These are cheap right now.
I can't believe how far this week goes, it's what I'm saying.
Come on, come on!
It's un-punched.
He says a lot of things, oh shit.
Yeah, I know how he shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bitch!
Is this a little bitch?
A little bitch!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Whoa, that didn't even fucking hit me!
That's the one with the multiple tabs.
That's a come-back-craft, though, huh?
Yeah.
I did throw.
Hey, thanks, sword.
Thanks, sword.
Thanks for coming back.
Aw, she's sad!
She missed!
This is easy!
What the fuck is going on down there?
What?
Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt!
Did they really draw that out?
Yes they did!
It's a children's game, what the fuck?
No it's fucking not!
Oh my god!
It's a dumb statement too.
It's a children's game!
It is a children's game!
What the fuck it isn't?
It probably doesn't go the hokey little funny moves and characters doing funny
faces and shit.
It's literally a hokey little thing.
This is not a children's game.
Oh my god.
I had a game with vampires and sucky busts and demons and pieces of God.
It's a real children's game, Steve.
Someone made a funny face on a children's game.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Fantastic.
Look at your animation.
Ain't no fucking bite taking this seriously
except for a fucking child.
Please, Steve.
Yeah, Steve was like, animation's gonna be real.
Of course, bad.
Hey, not bad.
Just do it.
Steve, you have the fucking boomers mentality.
It's really team for team, bro.
Ain't no kids' game.
So if you boost or something, buy it.
I don't know what's going on there.
Four, three, okay, that's blown time.
Bam!
This is such a busy, alright, that's it, I'll find a new cat.
No!
That's insane that a bunch of trinkets are in.
Oh my God and it gets full animation every time.
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
Nice.
One more game.
Five, four more.
Two, one.
Oh, that little baby explosion!
That was huge!
Wow.
Nice answer.
Oh, he's stuck.
That's fine.
Holy shit.
That did so much damage.
Children's game.
Children's.
It's like Steve Sings, though.
That started for the first time in his life.
Bro.
Like, he's never actually looked.
I've never looked down there.
You're not the fuck that was.
I didn't know that was a thing.
I thought it was always like fun.
I'm not a furry like you freak yeah, how much fur was on that ass there was
I saw came to tell you're the little bunny guy please please please my little
I have a Jessica rabbit guy okay no no no no you're the little bunny guy please
And rush down.
Jessica Rabbit is on the first spectrum. No, she's not.
Yeah, okay. Well, she's not called.
She's just drawn that way. There you go.
My God! Where the fuck is the move?
She's got energy.
Okay.
Have it snush that. He just makes a laugh.
See you tonight, guys. Thanks.
Thanks, man.
He makes a laugh.
Okay, fair enough.
Ha-ha.
Okay.
I did it.
I can't, it's still 0 over here.
Very nice.
I wanted to get a back up that at least once.
I did literally as much of the jab.
Literally the damage of the jab.
Hey!
Oh my god!
He laughed at her!
He laughed at her!
And she slipped and died!
That was fucking awesome!
That was fucking awesome!
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
That was goofy, man.
I told you this was a kids game.
That was a kids stupid thing.
Kids ass game.
Oh my god.
Let's try Dimitri.
You know it's also for children?
Yeah, Joe.
Yeah.
And it had blood and it had to be death and shit.
That was for children.
Yeah, for children.
That's it, man.
Shit.
It's a kids game.
Fucking Gargoyles is a kids show.
You know, I fucking have blood, death and fucking Shakespeare and shit.
What is this?
There you go.
I don't know why you keep saying that.
It is a kids game.
So why do you have naked chicks in a kids game, huh?
It's a kids game.
I don't know, I'm just starting to think about it.
So you just said that, so now you've taken a position, and since you're incapable of backing down for anything, now you have to live with it for the rest of your life.
Now it's one of your mini-heels, you're gonna die.
You know what, and you know what, I can write about it.
Yep, sure.
I think kids would never be able to do this.
No.
What?
You're a 40-year-old's relationship dude.
At the time, this was literally something that kids would be like,
Oh, look at the funny little characters.
It literally became a television kids' cartoon on USA.
Fuck out of here. All of you.
Teenagers.
So did Robocop.
So did Alien.
So did Terminator.
Oh, my God.
So did Rockabo. Are those kids guys?
Are those kids kids kids?
Nice goalposts.
No, that's not a goalpost.
How's it a goalpost, Steve?
How's it a goalpost?
In the Stephen dictionary, how is that a goalpost?
Hey, guess what also got a little animated kid show?
More combat.
Yes.
Because it was a kids game.
Because kids loved it.
Kids loved Blood and Gore.
That's why it's after kids off.
They know exactly.
That's like, what is it, those e-cigarettes
that was like marketed for kids, but the company kept saying,
oh no, it's totally for adults.
Oh, it's fucking good rainbow flavored fucking.
Literally, I'm gay.
Yeah, it is.
The 12 year old meme is the thing
because the game is just for kids.
Those games were marketed for you-know-who.
It still is the case.
Yeah, they're still for children.
Like Grand Theft Auto.
Yeah, GT is mostly for kids.
Kids love that shit!
It's not a kids game.
It's not a kids game.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like this.
I'm sorry, the goofy faces that they're making and the-
Why are you associated with kids?
Because, you know-
Are you 80 years old or something?
That is who they're trying to attract.
He's an Academy member, yeah.
No, please, that is who they're trying to attract.
Those goofy little faces, yoo-hoo!
Big, big-
The goofy faces exclusively mean kids' games.
It literally is cartoony shit!
No adults would like it.
Oh, I see. So animation and cartoony stuff is only for kids.
No, but when you make it like that, it's course it's gonna be for fucking kids.
Or it's just for fun.
Sure, it's for fun, but there's only a certain type of group that's gonna be into that, and they know that.
Oh, bullshit, Steve.
Oh, my God.
That doesn't exist.
Maybe in the fucking 40s.
Actually, it's not even true, because cartoons were huge in the park.
It's like, perms, buddy.
Disney fucking founded themselves on.
It's like, uh, the animes that we see, like, you know, Ninja Scroll and Akira and stuff
like that, you know who that's for.
That's not for kids.
Those things are-
Cody, everyone watching this, I was specifically a kid.
Oh, yeah?
Like, another thing.
I think the edgy-ass nature of that shit is literally for children.
Ninja Scroll?
Yeah.
So, the edgy ass nature of Minjus Roll and Akira and shit, kids watch that stuff.
Sure, love it.
Sure, but there's a reason why those attacks and stuff like that that they throw out don't
have goofy little faces, cartoony, how many times do you want everything to be serious?
Well, I mean that's how you do things.
I don't like levity.
Levity?
Yes.
Yeah.
You just like being grounded in serious.
Yes, that's...
It doesn't make things a whole lot kid.
Yeah.
So like Deadpool is just for kids?
Are you Deadpool moving?
Cause it's all goofy.
No.
Because it is though.
It's all just-
I mean his jokes are more teen than anything.
Not really kids.
I mean, it's-
I- I-
There is a fine line between teen and kids.
Right?
I think this is very much a teen game.
Yes, I agree. Okay.
And this is a game made for horny teenage boys
by horny lonely Japanese middle-aged businessman,
making him.
That's who made it. That's who it's for.
So then,
I'll retract kids and I'll put teens.
Sure. Okay.
This is absolutely for horny teenage boys.
Yes, okay. I agree. I agree.
great because all the hokey little goofy little faces and stuff like that team
during that as well but they just how someone became millionaires off of it
what's it called a fan service
The adults are into it, yes. Very, very. We're the adults.
The entire, the entire attending crowd of Evo.
Like Mega Man's are kids, like that's Capcom's game for kids and Mega Man and Mega Man X for
kids.
You know, and any other Mega Man's actually like a battle, not working all that hard.
Mega Man is literally for five year olds and their demographics back in the day and Mega
Man X was for seven to ten year olds.
What happens when the characters die? They make funny little big faces.
Yeah, they literally blow up into pieces and shit. Like, happy pieces make funny sounds.
And the cutscenes of characters have buggy eyes and you know, they go, oh, you see that?
I mean, the buggy eyes can fall on one piece in an hour or two.
Yeah, I'll do that.
That's also all of Street Fighter. The characters make bug-ass faces and shit when they get hit.
Blanka right when he gets hit like everybody does
And that's a teenager game. Yes, it's not a 40
I don't know very few things. Yeah, I very few things was 40 is this but this was off the wall see yes
This was fucking extreme. This is extreme. But three butter has its 40 moments
I think there's a fundamental misunderstanding of what Steve thinks Darkstalkers is, and it's
like the general understanding that people never actually look at Darkstalkers, because
Darkstalkers is sexy, stupid, violent slapstick.
Yeah.
It was never serious.
I feel like people think Darkstalkers is a serious thing, like no, it's fucking Looney
Toons.
It's Looney Toons with wild characters, with wild personalities, with light gore,
and sexiness.
Okay, what was that movie that tried to copy fucking Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Cool World, right?
So that had slapstick, bulky fucking stuff, but that was super adult, right?
Oh, it's called Edge. It's edgy.
Not adult, it's just fucking edgy.
It's literally made for teenage boys.
Well, that movie was rated R, dude.
It is, but Motherfucker, who watched it?
No one.
Nobody. Only two.
Nobody's watched it.
Wait.
And how do I know because I know you watched it and you were a teenage boy when you watched it?
Yeah, it was stupid!
Was it art?
Yes!
I don't think it was art!
It was tits in it, bro!
Cool, was it?
It was art.
Is it art?
I saw it so long ago.
Yes, there was tits in it.
It might have been art, but it was like...
You ever been to the Thomas Tower ever because like, there's hardly anything in it.
I mean, a guy who fucks a cartoon out of a kid.
Yeah.
Same thing with, uh, God, what was her name?
Um...
She was fucking heavy metal chick.
The metal is R, the metal's great.
The bottom's solid.
There's different versions now.
The L2000.
The L2000.
Who rolled the PG-13 as I thought.
Oh my god, the tits were bouncing in the air.
Beyond flanks, that's not for kids.
Like, you see, there's a difference.
You're just equating art style to age.
Because you know what they're in marketing for.
They're trying to go for you now.
You know what they're trying to appeal to, no matter what age demographic it's for.
But I do agree.
I think I misspoke with the kids, and I'm more going towards the idea of teams.
This is a very team-
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I do, Super.
Yeah, it's a message as fuck.
Yeah.
Whee!
Galen.
Galen of milk.
Kids?
I mean, eventually.
Yeah, he's not a kid.
So are most adults.
That's what I'm saying.
It's real.
Kids.
Most adults are kids.
Yeah.
Look at it.
Look it up.
it up. I'm pretty shocked by this part how good it is. Yeah, I can play Alpha 3 at some point.
Because I remember this was a 4-mate game, you know, a little later in the Senate's life
in Japan. Yeah. And this came out on PlayStation 1. Like, I had Darkstalker 3 on PlayStation 1.
I don't know if it had all the characters.
Yeah, so I was like, what made this a 4-man game if they got it on PS1?
And Darksuckers 3 by the time we got this American release had like a bunch of other shit, had like an RPG mode and stuff, you know?
That's what I've played.
I can play with him.
It's not as good as this one.
Yeah, like he's not doing it.
It's not as good as everything I want.
Yeah, it's slow.
It's too slow.
Yeah, this guy is just a character.
Well, Flamin'!
Yeah, I can't stop.
Jump.
Tell us no more about that lady in the background.
Crew desk.
Who's that lady in the background?
Several ladies in the background.
Oh, the arcade version didn't have the other ladies walking around fanning themselves, which is not interesting.
You're right. The hyper-animated ladies.
Because they had like a thousand frames.
Yeah, you noticed them.
I'm gonna, um, run.
I'm gonna left you can't take it.
Oh, everyone's looking for her.
It's a little fricking high-price.
Two thin routes, yes.
Walk through me and grab me.
I learned from Max.
Damn.
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck?
He grabbed the mouse.
Yeah.
He's a cat.
That spits up fur balls, right, Kenny?
This is the best song I've been doing in history.
Fur balls.
That's the best.
Yeah, Max.
All right, last one, last one.
Yay.
Yeah, baby steak.
You're only like the baby stage.
It's the baby stage.
Oh my god, my eyes.
Don't end it on here, Max, please.
Why?
My eyes.
That's the best stage, huh?
My eyes.
That's the babies that are playing.
That's why this is here, right?
That's the reason they put a baby here.
Hey, it's for kids.
It's because babies want to play.
They have little children.
The house is for kids like Mortal Kombat.
Yes, it's just giving kids to play Mortal Kombat.
We were there.
These kids that are like maybe 10 years old,
had no idea what Mortal Kombat was. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Well, say they're
10, King. They were 12. They're like 12. Okay, whatever. Say they're, well, let's just
say they're 10, right? Yeah. We didn't have K-1 coming out. They were 7 or 6. Right.
Like... Yeah, they were like, they were like, they were like, they were 11 or 12 years
old. 11 or 12 years old. These kids had no idea what it was. They were like,
this game. You never even heard of more combat. Oh my goodness is that even if you even go to the
last imping game that came out it was how long ago? They were fucking like babies. Well you know
maybe they should have been born at the right time because that's still fucked up. I know. I do not
know. Even then the characters are Fortnite. The time I didn't know the characters are fucking
Fortnite. You're a billion character somebody else is saying that. You're a billion character.
I'm getting ready to pull
There's too many things in Fortnite to know what they are
Oh I don't know, I don't know like more than half of them at this point
Like here's this hunkai star reel character, what?
I mean I know a hunkai star reel
That was the last one, no it's not because of these fucking babies
Eyeballs are coming out of this fucking thing
Ah that's good games
I didn't get my real character, so I mean I was playing like the literally B-girl
And then as I'm playing B-girl, that goes on the last one
I go look at the last one, okay, let me get my character, now we go last one.
Terminal is the turbo, not the big terminal, the gaming stage.
Oh my god, how do you, I can't pick, pick your handicap first, hold his hand, shut up you.
Oh, that one's good music.
It's got a good song.
It's got a good song in there.
It's got a lot of energy.
We're having the best songs.
Got much going on here.
It's going to be a good sound.
Hey, you're gonna do that after the strength or no no no after any chain you have to do manual links
If any change you can't cancel
Yes
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Ow.
I love the notes, the shift between rounds, it just goes, dude.
It's the fastest in between rounds I've ever seen.
It's just, it really doesn't feel like just two rounds.
Get off the goddamn machine.
Die and get off the machine.
I would want our money.
Man, no sorry, you can't.
Just keep seeing gauges the whole time.
No fucking way.
Also, long ass, I'm gonna change.
There we go.
Pass the spot, boy.
Come on, jump in with this.
Down, Mike.
That was Darkstalkers. I was most impressed by the Saturn version.
Darkstalkers. I definitely take a day off. Holy fuck. I'll be off on Monday and we'll
be back for more Sorrows and Invincible this week. Anyway, thanks dudes. Have a good
See you next time.
Bye-bye, everybody!
I need her to find
Yeah, to go
Sending shame for us
Stop
He filled the money
I've buried it in my heart
My passion
You show up with your power
You show up with your power
You shed for my power
I gotta give you all you've got
To get here we come
One of the things about the world is that I get to hate you so much
To get up in the morning to go
To shock
To go
To shock
To go