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A tale of dooms and soles, the tunnel we call.
We will have to shake off the power
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To keep it through the hour
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i was gonna have a full dedicated stream i was interested here in place sorrows
all god damn night
and then are you nine is like hey here's an entire new dlc
here's an entire new dlc leon must die forever
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a bit earlier
yes i'm your resident
Final Fantasy 7 Remake series hater that doesn't do what I like.
It's bad. That's me.
Those of you that don't know, hi, my name is Dick, butt kiss.
We need to also check out the aliens,
Firestorm or a fire, fire team elite, what the acts are called?
The DLC thing to XKO news is pretty crazy.
They stuck in Soul Stone mode, aka NBC one mode.
Yeah, as a pretty much directly for duo fuse,
like an even more engaging duo fuse, which was pretty cool.
Two characters come out at the same time. Yeah. You're the problem. It's you.
Yes, it's me. It is me. I do want to, I do want to play Saros. I really do.
So we're going to try to dedicate some time to that a bit later tonight.
We're going to try. No YouTube stream. It's up. YouTube, you guys okay? Hello?
Hello? Are you guys okay? Is this shit working? Hello?
Anyway, so you can use the new few solo. No, you can't. It isn't only for, it isn't only for duos,
but it's like heavily, it's heavily like duo engagement, you know. We're good. Okay, YouTube's
good. So yeah, I thought there might be Jesus Warhouse bar. Thanks for the 10 gifts subs. Again,
holy shit. I thought that might be a pretty decent opportunity as we're getting about a month away
from Final Fantasy VII Remake Part III to sort of settle down and reinvigorate some
of my feelings and wishes and desires and also opinions on stuff.
Because a lot of people are misconstruing stuff and just taking things out of context
and making their own narratives about it.
So yeah, the big thing that I had to chime in because I do not really engage with Final
FNC7 discourse on Twitter very much at all. It doesn't ever amount to anything. It doesn't
really solve anything. And I kind of came to this conclusion that I won't be really
engaging with a lot of that at the end of FF7 Rebirth because it was really shitty at
the end of FF7 Rebirth, right? Just even having opinions of where the story is going became
real shit at the end of that game. And I made like a video and like a statement at the end
that haven't talked about this at all since then. So we're next, we're close to the next game.
We're at that point now, right? Where we have circled around the bend, we are going to be
upwards of like two years plus since talking about all that. And yeah, a lot of different people
have a lot of different ideas of where the story can go. I think for me personally, and I have
expressed this at several times that there's a lot of stuff that the game sets up that some of it
pays off in part two. And there's a lot of stuff that is also set up in part two that
we don't know if it's going to pay off in part three. And that seems to be driving
people insane. Right. Well, I sort of like revel in it. Like I'm at a point where I,
I love this shit, man. Like I actually in, I love the fact that we are getting a remake
through Final Fantasy seven. And it isn't just this one to one thing by the, by the
book by the numbers, you know, square shape into square hole sort of game that is going
to play out the way you think it does because we've just been seeing remake and time and
time again when they come out and it's like, oh, well, that's exactly what you thought
it would be. And then it comes on as exactly what you think it is. And then it's the most
quickly forgotten thing, you know, immediately after because all the people that got the thing
to look pretty don't have anything really to say about it. They know exactly what's happening.
And all the people that jump into it, it isn't, it kind of plays like an older game.
So some people are like, well, yeah. So anyway, square shape in the square hole.
My opinion on the Remake series is that we always kind of had a theory and an idea that,
dude, they're just going to do all the same shit, right? Even this undiscovered adventure,
like thing they had at the end of the first game, the message, they're going to, people said they're
going to go wild different directions. And it's like, no, dude, they're all going to go to the
exact same places. The whole point of it is to tell a story that hits all the same cool narrative
beats, but adds a bunch more context and characters and things that you would never get. Like,
dude, you run into cisna and shit like that. Like, that's genuinely cool. Things that they added
to it are like, whoa, this is way different and genuinely cool. So with that came the assumption
that stuff is going to change. And potentially, it seems like characters are kind of aware of what
the future events have in store for them. So with that, yeah, there's a lot of arguments and,
you know initial posting going all the way back to remake part one it's like
is this like a pseudo sequel um if it's called final fantasy 7 remake and the second one's called
final fantasy 7 rebirth well we know what rebirth is but what the hell's being remade in the first
one like it's not just describing the game it's a character's intentions and the idea was that
sephiroth is remaking what happened in like final fantasy 7 so anyway that's that just seemed like
what they were sort of doing with it. So anyway, that seemingly has a lot of people on edge for
some reason and the idea and and discussion of like what it could be to the point where people
are taking points of my conversation and saying that yeah if the next part of the game doesn't
sort of like pay off in those ways and like like it has all these build-up to all these things like
seven years of build-up and shit yeah it would be disappointing if some of that stuff didn't pay off
in some way. I still think that way. I think it would be disappointing if it just leads to,
you know, it just leads to the same tried and true. Right after this is
FF7 Advent Children and right after that is Dirge of Cerberus and it's like, okay,
I feel like that that would be like the most obvious and expected thing they could possibly do
with the series. And I feel like they don't want to do that. I feel like they,
it seems like they would want to subvert expectations in some way and I'll say for me
me personally, I don't want that either, man. I don't want to be right about everything
that I feel about it. I want to be surprised. That's where I'm at right now. I don't want
this just to be the exact thing that follows the exact motions and is all cookie cutter.
No, no, no. I want this to do things with it. The reason why people are sort of turned
up is that rebirth sort of commits to that and then kind of doesn't. I honestly feel
that it's intentional, because that happens in the narrative in several points in the
Rebirth story.
Bougenhagen is the best example of it, where you have all these expectations of a character
and then you meet them and they're not that, like your expectation is not what you think
actually happens.
So it's like, this game is doing this, especially with its ending, you know what I mean?
So I felt like that was kind of intentional, you know, feels like the devs were sort of
aware of that.
And you get a game now that leaves you wondering.
Now we're all questioning like, wow.
Yeah, Vincent literally says it. Vincent literally says it at the end of the game.
So with that being said, like a lot of people are labeling, but not a lot.
It's a, this is like a few hundred people. The thing that bugs me about it is that
people are trying to put words in my mouth of what I feel and saying that I
feel this way and I exclaim this when this is not true. And the exclamation is
that if this thing doesn't line up with the theories and ideas that I have, that
it's like objectively bad. And I feel like that is a gross misunderstanding of the word
disappointment, right? Disappointment doesn't mean bad. Disappointment literally is that there
was an expectation from myself that it could possibly go in some way. And if it doesn't do
anything with the expectation, then yeah, that's disappointed. Does it make the entirety of the
trilogy just that aspect of the story bad? It's like, bitch, we got the craziest reimagining of
the greatest video game of all time and it's being split into three parts and we got to sit here
and digest and emphasize and discuss with each other all the crazy ideas that we hear across the
board. That was on purpose, right? That was literally on purpose to get everybody talking.
And the issue now is that because of a person of my stature and the audience I have and I guess the
weight of my words that a lot of people agree with me and if if somebody else has a conflicting
opinion they might they might fit they might get like the opposite feedback oh but max says this
you know and I get it I get it like the the only reason that I feel like I'm in the spot where
I'm at is that I'm able to vibe with a lot of people's feelings and the only reason I'm not
I'm for some reason the community figurehead of like Final Fantasy 7 going and I've been the
community figurehead of several goddamn games. I never asked for this. But as I go back to all of
them, it's like, yeah, the things I'm saying just vibe with the majority of what the community feels.
And I'm able to express them in a way that feels like hopefully the message is being heard to
the people that are making the game, which is honestly my goal too. Like the goal is that I
want things to get better. The goal of me criticizing a lot of aspects jokingly and seriously
they criticizing parts of remake part one and part two is so that things can get better.
If they are listening, then I hope that they see they hear some of this so that things
can get better. So is that going to change the way I personally feel about things? No,
these are my feelings, bro. Like I love what they're doing with this shit. I love it. I
love the discussion. I love the conversations that we get to have. I love the fact that
I don't know what's going to happen next. And in the same way I've seen this happen
in communities and being on the internet for long enough,
do people lose their minds?
Like people just are deeply uncomfortable
and having to go to the most aggressive ends of defense
to defend opinions and things like that.
And I never, if I've ever given you that feeling,
and I said this at the end of Rebirth,
nobody's opinion is right.
Like nobody's theory, nobody's idea
of where this story is gonna go is correct.
None of it's right, including mine.
None of it's right until the next game.
And as long as you can accept that your own validation
can be wrong, then we're cool.
That's cool.
The problem is, is that so many people are aggressively
against it either being a remake
or being just a spicy remake or a sequel,
that now people are getting very defensive about it.
So I don't wanna give people those vibes.
Dude, I have the wildest goddamn theory of everybody.
I still think Aerith is Genova at the end of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, and people deeply
got on my case about that, like, deeply got, like, I got, that was when I had to pull back
and be like, ooh, I don't want to talk about this theory stuff anymore, dude.
I'm good.
And that was years ago that I had to, like, stop discussing this shit, which we kind of
did.
Which we kind of did.
Now I just say the exact same things.
I've always been saying that I wouldn't personally be super happy if it just leads to Advent Children
and Dirt Cerberus.
I've been children, it's one of my favorite movies to be real, but it's deeply flawed movie, deeply flawed film that as an FF7 fan does a lot for me.
But, DERG, I genuinely dislike. There's not a lot of that game that I like, maybe outside of the music.
So, I would like to think that maybe this thing does not lead all the way to DERG's Cerberus again.
And I would like to think that that's the case because they're remaking it never crisis dude
They're already there's a reason they're doing that it doesn't I don't feel like they're doing that
They're doing that so they can be reminded that that does exist and to me that there's a reason why that's happening there and not like
You know in the big games
anyway
the other big thing that got me was that and this is just a
Situation that just has been happening over and over and over again going all the way back to remake part one
the thing that got me the most was
when I started seeing the people that was taking what I was saying as like objective fact that if
if this doesn't take place if it doesn't fulfill my wishes and demands then this is bad like this
is actually this series of shit which is what people were trying to paint me as which was very
fascinating that folks were trying to paint me as being a an actual objective Final Fantasy 7
remake series Hater if it doesn't follow what I personally want, Wild Assumption.
I started digging a couple layers deeper and I started to understand something
after one person told me this and I was like, oh I wonder if that's true and I
kind of found out that like there's a larger pseudo narrative that's been
going on for quite some time about the endings of Final Fantasy 7 and why
people would either want it to change for an obvious reason or why people and be like,
you know, an actual sequel or why people would want it to be the exact same as the original.
Right?
There's, and I think some of us can come to some pretty clear conclusions without even
calling out the community directly even though I did so because Jesus Christ, you would kind
of understand why you would want the game to come to a conclusion the exact same way
as the old game.
you know, you would. And then you would kind of come to a, another conclusion that people
would want the narrative to change drastically, including the, including the fate of characters
and things like that. So I'm like, yeah, I can see why I can see why they would be coming
to those conclusions, but there's always like a battle that's going on there. You know what
I mean? So I don't think that's every part of the conversation. However, when I was
started investigating this, because I get a bunch of people not adding me, and there's
all these arguments that are going on and it's like so what is being said like who is saying that
I'm saying this shit and every single goddamn time I boiled it down it ended up being somebody
that was either pushing a ludonarrative of a character's destiny or some shit like that.
Like I looked again and again and again and again and every single time it's like what is the
boiling and this has happened several times in FF7 fandom over the past seven years that I've been
actively attached to this
Every time I look back into this it's like it always boils down to this like every single goddamn time
So all I'm gonna say is that you guys do you?
All I want you to know is that I deeply don't have any part of that conversation like I don't fuck with it
I don't find it interesting and I just don't fuck with it
It's not it's not what makes Final Fantasy 7 interesting necessarily to me at all
all. And I'll be real, I am down with whatever the developers do. Like I really am. They
haven't let me down, bro. Like I have criticisms of stuff, but I need to remind people of this
in terms of being like a fan, like liking something and like loving something and being
an actual like fanboy and obsessive. When you're like a fanboy and you're obsessive
about something, you just love everything. You just are absolutely over the moon about
ever. You cannot be convinced otherwise about any single aspect. It's hard to have a conversation
with you if you are just that deeply into it. Like, it's like you're really into it. I don't even
know if I've, maybe I've been an FF7 fan at some point in my life. I've been that way, maybe,
but it's been a very long time. It's been like almost 20 years. So, to me, it's like I,
I will make fun of the games I love the most. I will make fun of them for the things that are
clearly like shit about them that aren't good.
That's not even the problem.
The thing that I realized is that in every single game
that I love the most from Final Fantasy VII,
OG especially, to Street Fighter III, Third Strike,
to Bloodborne, which are like my three big games
that I always hype up and shit, Killer Instinct, whatever.
I find the things that are deeply flawed in those games.
And I like making jokes about them
because it doesn't matter, I love it.
It doesn't matter because the other things
the game does in an exemplary fashion are so good that those other elements do not take down from
the overall enjoyment I have of them. And I think the exact same can be said about Final Fantasy 7
Remake as well as Rebirth. Like at the end of those games, I could not be more appreciative that I
get to exist while this shit's existing and get to play this and share a community that
enjoys it with me. I could not believe it. Rebirth, at the end of it, I legit felt I
I feel bad for part three because I don't know how it could be better than part two.
I know.
The part two was such a wonderful game to play.
I have found criticisms that I personally have as time has gone, as time has passed,
but the feeling I had at the end of part two was just an absolute elation that I could
not even describe.
It brought me back to the 90s and playing like RPGs on a PS1.
It was insane what they were able to do with it.
So I have criticisms. Like there are things that I would like to see future games acknowledge
if not fix. And it was the exact same thing in part one. Dude, I love FF7 remake. Do you
think my bitch ass like going back to the sewer? There are several parts of that game
that I have big criticisms of. But I think the things that it does well, the things that
I was hoping for it to do well the most that I didn't have much confidence, it knocked
out of the park. It did a grand slam that bitch and it was the same thing with part two. Same thing
with part two. So anyway, I have the same criticisms for old FF7. I have the same criticisms for
Bloodborne, dude. Like those games are deeply personal to me. But I can, I can talk about the
parts of them that kind of suck at times. And does that change my love for it? No, I love it.
I can acknowledge that this stuff is not necessarily good. But that's what makes me love it is that
it's not perfect and despite its imperfections, I will always feel that this is the best shit ever.
It'll be very hard to get me to change that opinion. So anyway, that's just my take on things.
I understand if you don't agree. I understand if you try to twist my words into some way and make
it a spicy tweet for the sake of engagement, if not monetization, or to push a narrative that this
video or whatever gets put up on YouTube in some time in the future will stand as a test of time,
that people can always call back to this, and this is how I actually feel on it.
I have faith in the developers to do what they do, and I'm just here for the ride, dude.
I'm here for the ride. It's been amazing so far, and I hope it gets even better with the next game.
The end. I didn't script that, Chad. I just thought of it. Anyway,
Okay.
Uh, Sheriff, Sheriff Gainesboro.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
And to be honest, dude, if you want to do like all your character shipping shit, you
can do that.
Just don't do it around me.
Just keep it the hell away from me in any of my conversations.
I don't give a shit.
I deeply don't fuck with it.
I find it in insanely uninteresting, like super uninteresting.
We don't have anything to talk about.
The wizard, thank you.
TKOPapa, appreciate it.
Fox. Thank you, dude. It's a 20 year old goddamn conversation that to me was cool for all all but a
couple of years when I was 16 years old and then it went away. So anyway,
now let's talk about Vega and Street Fighter Six. You can play invincible versus not tonight. Dude,
too much shit came out. I want to play more invincible versus I like it. I was having a good
time with it. I was having a good time with it.
Anyway.
Also, bitch, this is the last month. Like, I don't know why people are at each other's necks so much
about this shit. This is literally the last month we have to enjoy this, bitch.
like seriously. It's the last month where we don't know things. Why don't we just
enjoy the fact that we don't know? It's not a build-up to who can confirm who's
right. It's a build-up to we don't know. Like we're going to find the fuck out,
dude. This has been a conversation that has been going since 2020. Like we don't
know, just looking and peering and wondering and arguing and dissecting. I
I mean, I get a little defensive when people don't say, you know, when people go, you're crazy to look at that bag with a dog on it and assume that it means anything.
It's just a bag with a dog. You dumb like all these people.
I deeply, I tend to shoot back when the people are when people are trying to like make you feel stupid about something where it's like, OK, well, I mean, that's clearly there.
like these things are clearly present in the games.
We just ignore them.
And yeah, every, like there was a very large portion.
And I wouldn't say large because the majority of people
were down with like where the narrative kind of was
setting up, trying to pinpoint the fact that like,
actually this is really stupid.
And that would listen to what I'm saying.
Like then you're just announcing other people having fun.
Like we're just having fun.
Like this is, this is literally what it set up for.
And to be honest, like most of the community stopped having fun.
Like to be, to be completely real, like this whole theorizing and having fun with
this stuff, and I'm not even a theory crafter, dude.
I didn't even come up with this shit.
People were saying this stuff to me and I just agree with it.
And it's like, yeah, no, that, that actually feels, if you go back and you
look at it, that shit, that shit's kind of right, dude.
You're kind of fucking right.
So anyway, I think as the devs have explained, bro, it was
intentional. It's literally intentional. It was like they and they did it even in the second game
again and left even more conclusions and twists and turns that do not come to any feasible conclusion.
I'm telling you without a shadow of the doubt right now, if anybody out there is trying to tell
you that what they think about this is actually what's happening and what other people and they're
denouncing what other people are saying as being stupid or uninformed or media
illiterate, they're just lying to you because they don't know. Like, there are
so many conflicting things in the story itself, much less from the
developer's words, from them talking about shit, that they don't... this is
intentional, dude. Like, they all have all these conflicting things they've
been saying in interviews and stuff like that for a hell of a long time
because it is actually the biggest goddamn mystery of the game moving forward.
It's the biggest one.
It's it always like, oh, yeah, so maybe that that could be that this could be this.
That could be that. That's the whole fucking fun of it.
It's the whole fun of it of like seeing some cool speculation that could be
happening as a result of it, you know?
So. Anyway, I think it's all intentional mind fuckery.
It's like, dude, they literally said it in it was intentional.
They literally said it, you know?
People said there was a red herring in part one.
People said the bag was a red herring in part one.
And a red herring is literally a misdirect, right?
Unless I'm thinking of a different sort of like narrative, like plot narrative thing,
it's just a misdirect to get you to think one way or the other.
No, dude, the goddamn dog bag in the first one with the slo-mo, yeah, in the music
drop, was there literally to take a moment and remind you something has changed? Like,
oh, this is different. Oh, oh, shit, something is different. And then the second game sets up,
or did it change or throw? I need someone to go back and find my conversation that we had back
in FS7 Part 1, where I can't remember the word for word I said, but the end of Part 1 we were
talking about all this shit and it was like, dude, how cool would it be if they give you the
impression that shit can change? How cool would it be if they give you the idea that shit could
actually not be the same as before now? Because of obviously one big story of it. What if they give
you the idea that this could turn into something else, you know? So that, we've had this conversation
before. That is literally what Part 2 did. Part 2 sets up everything about this like
changing destiny and doing this and doing that and then it actually doesn't. It really doesn't
lead in that direction. It builds up a hope that you can do it to steal that hope away from you
again. And it honestly leads to more confusion than ever. A reminder. All of the developers,
including Nomura said they were super nervous about rebirth. Every single one of them. Blitz,
do you remember this shit? I wonder if Subtext was here. You guys remember this shit? At the end
of part, at the right before rebirth came out, they started talking about the story. And they said
they were like super nervous about, about like before we knew what would happen about how the
the player's reception was going to be to this.
And it seemed like, OK, so you guys
know that you're getting into some shit.
Like, it was not just from Nomura.
It was also like Hamaguchi and a couple other devs
that they know what they're doing is setting themselves up
for a potential disaster.
Why would they be doing that?
Just a question.
I'm just asking questions.
If they're completely aware of them setting themselves up
for a potential disaster or a thing that is subverting expectations and doing things in
a crazy direction, why would they be publicly talking about that?
Because there's another goddamn game.
Because they know your bitch ass is going to have to wait three to four years for another
game for this to eventually make a lick of sense.
I mean, and it literally happened, it's actually happened.
There is more discourse now than ever because of where we're at and now we're a month before
it happening and people are just tearing each other apart about everyone's opinions on this
being gospel or respect mine, respect yours and it's like, dude, we all don't know.
Even the developers have misdirected us so much that even they don't know.
The only thing I kind of know is that nothing is going to line up one-to-one, like nothing.
And I've actually felt that way too,
where it's like, dude, what if everything happens
the way I think it does?
I'm like, that would kind of suck.
I've actually personally felt this.
If everything just happens the exact same way,
if I have come up to every conclusion in my head
how cool this could possibly be,
then it's not gonna be as cool.
It's just not.
So that's my opinion on it.
I do not want all this shit to line up exactly the way
that I think it will.
I don't.
Like, I want it to be surprising.
And I don't want it to be surprising
in like a Star Wars three quill, three quill part two,
where it's just subverting expectations
for the sake of subverting expectations.
Like no, no, no, we've subverted expectations
plenty already, you know?
I think that a lot of people are wanting answers, you know?
A lot of people are wanting like things to sort of
pay off in some way, things to lead to certain things,
you know?
So anyway, I think that's where we're at right now, dude.
I think that's just like what I'm feeling.
I just want to be surprised by shit.
Dude, how crazy was it that they opened the trailer with
Aerith dead, Red 13 is dead, Tifa is dead.
I was like, God damn, wow.
This shit's crazy.
They opened the game with that.
It ultimately didn't lead to anything substantial.
Be completely honest.
It didn't lead to anything substantial.
But like that shit was crazy. I feel like I just want more crazy shit
I just want more crazy shit. Can you find the video where they said they're nervous? It was not a video
It was in a written interview
It came out a about a month
Before final fantasy 7 rebirth came out the one I remember specifically was Nomura
And I think there was one from Hamaguchi as well
But any of the other content creators can like back it up
It was like a written interview where they specifically say they're very nervous about like
about the ending of Rebirth, about how the narrative ends and the choices they're making
because why? Because shit is going to eventually have to go into a direction, right? You're
going to have to ask your audience to wait. You're going to have to wait like a long period
of time. Could have been in a Square Enix blog, it might have been. If you find it, let
Let me know.
Like retweet it to me.
So anyway, I mean, I just want, I want to recreate all of the cool ass moments.
Like every single thing we've talked about is like, how cool the weapon fights are going
to be.
Like, I'm not like the story is one thing that I could be disappointed on if they don't
take advantage of all these cool moments and things they're setting up.
But bitch, this is a whole video game.
It's like, why are we deducing the entirety of the thing
just to a narrative conversation?
Nah, dude, can we talk about like,
can the kinematics of the fucking characters get fixed?
Like, when they climb on shit, it's bunk.
Like, can we fix that, bitch?
Like, the story isn't the only thing
we need to be talking about here.
This isn't the, and people like,
the conversation is that story is the only important thing.
It's like, bitch, there are things
that we're so goddamn good in part two.
I don't want them to go away.
And there are things that were clearly needing improvement in part two and from part one that I think they should be improved upon like, bitch.
Like I want this to be the ultimate goddamn Final Fantasy 7 game, bro.
Like it's the world map and everything, dude.
There's no limits anymore.
We need material birth.
We need all this shit.
Like I love the previous game, but the dude, the chains are off now.
So anyway.
Why are you swearing at me?
You're the man.
Chill.
Sorry.
BITCH! Um, it wakes people up, okay?
Uh, Ticado, thank you, Dankus Jedi, appreciate it.
Part 2 combat is fucking amazing.
It's fucking amazing. I can't believe how good the combat is in those games.
I can't believe it. It's unbelievable.
So anyway, I'm into this shit, and I'm not gonna have some negative naysayers,
sayers as we're one month away from this shit, try to make me any less excited for it. I'm not.
I'm just not fucking with any side of that community. I'm just not doing it. I'm doing my
own thing over here. We got a bunch of other people that are doing our own thing. We agree on
shit. We disagree on shit. I had somebody on Twitter come up and tell me that like, hey,
I saw your theory on, you know, on this stuff about the ending. I don't agree with it. And I
And I think it's going to be more like a one-to-one sequel.
And I'm like, we just had a conversation.
That's crazy.
That's crazy we just had a conversation.
Instead of it being, listen, fuck ass.
Your stupid ass shit face said one thing.
And I cannot believe you told all your stupid ass shit
face friends and people that watch you that thing.
And I can't, because I don't think it's true.
And it's like, well, we're not having a conversation here.
And I'm definitely not.
Like, I'm definitely not stupid shit ass face.
Oh my God, dude.
Fucking A. We're going to, we're going to literally
get in our news in a month.
Chill guys.
Chill.
Just the, I need the old, the only time I feel the need to
fight back on this shit is when people are being hostile, dumb ass
bitches, like I, it's just what the fuck, dude.
Why pull me into this conversation?
Just because you don't agree with me? It's like, dude, I, sorry.
I'm sorry. Sorry, I don't agree with you. Sorry, I have my own opinion on it.
Sorry, I back it up by a lot of shit that's obviously happened in the game.
Like, I don't know. I played the game. I don't know.
Yeah, thanks. Thank you.
I think you're right about subredding expectations twice with Remake's ending and Rebirth's ending.
And I'm sort of tenuous how to tell how this word will work even just one year after the trilogy is out,
considering the spoiler culture. Yeah, you know, yeah. I had to work my ass off for anti spoilers in
part one and part two, because part one got mega spoiled way ahead of time and part two got spoiled
pretty far ahead of time. So I actually have several precautions I take between
certain types of media blackouts and a bunch of shit, including like sub mode and all that kind
of stuff that we do. And people would just come in and say shit, but you would never remember it
because they would get banned immediately.
And you don't know if it's true or not.
Like, you have no clue, because if someone could come in
and say, like, damn, that's crazy,
Chadley is the only one that lives in the end.
That's crazy that in the charred earth
that is the future of Gaia in Final Fantasy VII,
the only remaining creature that exists on the planet
is Chadley.
Wild, that's the ending.
Instead of Red 13 and his children,
it's Chadley walking up to Midgar
and activating the final Remna Wave Tower
thousands of years in the future.
Wild ending fucking crazy ending
Don't watch the last trailer
Do not watch do not watch the last trailer, bro. I drop my pen
Bro stop
anyway
This is the last month for us to have fun with this shit
And I have completely stopped on the theory crafting stuff, you know with any with most of the community just in general
completely stopped so
I'm just saying that I feel what I do.
I'm curious to see if any of it actually happens.
If it does, cool. And I will say historically,
it has been crazy to see so much of this
re-trilogy line up with exactly what I wanted.
Like, it has been bizarre for these games not to do
every single thing that I wanted, but many of the key moments
and best parts of it are literally like,
dude, this is exactly how I would do this shit.
Oh my fucking God.
And that just happened time and time.
And especially with part two, time and time again.
And it's like, how did Max predict all this shit?
And I'm like, it just seems obvious
to make it the coolest fucking thing possible.
And it's like, they're listening to you.
Bro, they're not.
And I think people have a deeper fear
fear that the things I'm saying are being witnessed, recorded and documented by higher
ups like at square or some shit and literally interpreted into Nojima's words and shit
like that.
It's like, all right, y'all are off your fucking rocker, straight up because the scenario
for this game has been done since 2017.
My dude, the whole scenario for this shit has been completed since 2017.
Before the first game was even out.
So how did we successfully predict where things are going to go several times over?
To me, it just seemed like what they should do.
It just seemed like this is kind of where it should go.
How do they make this interesting when we all know what's going to fucking happen?
pretty much did that. Oh, Blitz found it. Shit. Come on. Yeah, it's an article from
Modern Matan. Let me look up the word Nervous. Found it. Good shit, dude. Damn. Blitz and
subtext, couple of the FF7 true, what's it called, archivists. And by the way, I'll link this in a
second. This is from Automaton. I just want to give a shout out. When playing Remake, I felt like
building up to a final scene was very powerful. I can't ask much about the ending of Rebirth before
it's released, but I wonder will there be any twists? Remake, I wanted to make sure players
to slightly question, isn't it almost the same as the original and then surprise them with an ending?
but with Rebirth, I honestly cannot imagine what players will be thinking. For example,
I set up a direction of the final scene in Remake that you asked about. Probably the
Zack stuff. I can't really talk about it now, so I'll say that the final scene of the next game,
this is years ago chat, will have a very different impact to the previous one. I'm even more nervous
about how people are going to react to some of the things in Rebirth than I was in Remake.
I would like for you to play it as soon as possible before giving away any spoilers
Even they know that there is going to be a wild shit storm at the end of this game
Like even they know now that we have the context of what happens like they know what they're setting up is going to be
deeply like
Unsatisfying to some people and hit for others. It's going to be like a whole plethora of white to gray to black and
I
I don't know why you would ever do that if it wasn't to set up for an interesting and unexpected conclusion.
By the way, Zack is fucking alive.
Let's just throw that out here.
Everyone's like, it's just a remake and Zack is literally alive.
He's like, I don't know what to tell you.
Alive, but I mean, he's got to be around, bro.
I don't know. It's pretty crazy. Are we not allowed just to enjoy the ride?
Are we not allowed?
It just said Zach is alive. Okay. I what is he not?
Like he's literally he literally did not get killed and then he got
cheated by the most powerful GM in
Final Fantasy 7 history Omni-Earth
Back to the back to life
life. Like, holy shit. Anyway, looks at screenshot. Pretty sure he didn't get shot. I think he's
going to end up dead. So think he's not going to end up alive. Anyway, yeah, I think there's
a reason because they're dude that that completely did that the Jesse theory hit my expectation
and also subverted the shit out of it. Remember what we were saying about that chat how like
this weird time Janie shit was going to completely mess up what happens with the original timeline
and weird things were going to start happening as you move forward.
We said that you were probably going to run into Jessie at the Golden Saucer.
She's actually alive and she's living a completely different life.
Remember that we used the example cloud as a barista, right?
In the universe where cloud gets saved by Zach, he just becomes a barista.
He's just like a normal guy.
In that same universe or whatever that happens, what if Jessie lives?
We started talking about this weird butterfly effect thing that happens at the end of part
one.
We're like, bro, how crazy would it be if you go to the Golden Saucer and Jessie's not
dead?
how you're gonna go there and she's an actress
and she's just working in the play
because they literally set that up.
They literally set up that she wants to be an actress.
She wants to work in like music and theater
and stuff like that.
And it's like, huh, interesting.
I wonder why they would be saying this shit.
I wonder why.
And then you get to part two.
And no, she's actually big dad, but she is there.
She literally is there.
Like the whole point of her like existence is that she was literally like this was her goal.
This was her life before she sacrificed herself for the planet.
I'm like, damn, that subverted my expectations and almost did it in a better way.
Holy shit.
They actually like literally did what I thought they were going to do, but did it in like a twisted way
that made me feel even worse.
Oh my God.
Now you feel even, but now you feel like more empathy towards the characters and their
lights and stuff like that. It's like, that's really cool. That's really cool.
Would you be unhappy if they do multiple endings? Yes, I would. In the same way
that I'd be disappointed if none of this shit came to a close in a satisfying
way and it was just like, for the hell of it, just for funsies. No, I'd like it to
mean something. I would like the things they're setting up to mean something. I'd
be disappointed if it didn't mean something because they've already done
things that mean something in part one to part two. I would be pretty
disappointed if they had multiple endings. I wouldn't say unhappy because it
depends on how it's done. Again, we don't know what we want. I'll be real. Like, the
reality of the situation chat is that nobody actually knows what we want. What
you want. You can say what you want, right? I can say what I want. I can make
tangible conclusions. I want a jump button. I want this. But when it comes to the
The actual push and pull, what the next game, what a new experience will provide?
The things that will resonate the most with us are the things that we didn't predict.
Are the crazy gameplay things that we had no idea they were going to pull off?
Are all the insane moments, setups and build ups that were not present in the original
and now done with crazy embellishment in the next game that we did not even predict in
some way?
That shit is what gets us.
It's when we don't know what's around the next corner.
And it's not just following the checklist, like, oh, that's what I wanted.
That's what I wanted.
I don't want that shit, dude.
And I, like I said, I literally thought about that and it would be disappointing.
It'd be legit disappointing if the next game just did a checklist of like, so that fight's
going to happen and that fight's going to happen and this fight's going to happen, bro,
chat.
What was our prediction of where this entire thing goes at the end of remake as we were
discussing like where this shit goes and what it means?
was our prediction of the final battle of the entire remake
trilogy? Anybody remember? Anybody remember at the end of
part one, what we said it was going to be? Cloud and Zach
fight Sephiroth. Right? We literally said it. We're like,
damn, is this shit going to set up for a finality that Cloud and
Zach actually team up and fight Sephiroth? Holy shit. This is
going to be great. That is the craziest ending you can possibly
do. What happened? Cloud and Zach fought Sephiroth in the
second one what so they they're doing things are happening in ways that we
think they might but they're not exactly going down in the ways that we
think they should what the fuck so again something has subverted our
expectations when that shit happened in part two it was like what the shit what
the what the shit now what the shit so what the hell's the next game gonna do
Like, what the fuck is the next game gonna do?
They kind of did everything.
Dude, you fight the majority of phases at Sephiroth, of OG Sephiroth at the end of part two.
The majority of them.
So what the fuck are they setting up, dude?
Exactly.
That's what we're a month away, brother.
That's what I'm trying to say.
That's why I'm into this shit.
We're literally a month away.
It isn't just gonna be Final Phase Sephiroth.
like that in one other one that we missed. No, no, no, dude. There's like one more Sephiroth phase.
Yeah, then then like the last one they show because we saw the majority of Sephiroth phases
at the end of part two, the majority of them. Relax, bro, I'm into this shit. That's the problem.
I actually like this shit. This is like my favorite fucking game, dude.
Anyway, I chat so many years of misrepresentation of characters and goofy Final Fantasy 7 stuff
has led me to a point where this is so deeply satisfying for me.
Like you got to understand, dude, I get why a lot of people fuck with the compilation
of FF7 shit like across the board.
But to me, it was like varying levels of quality.
Whereas as an FF7 fan, it's like, yeah, I really liked Advent Children to a degree.
I don't really like Crisis Core, but for many other things that they tried to connect with
us, as far as being FF7 stuff in the mid-2000s, you're allowed to like it.
I'm just saying I didn't.
I'm just saying that they don't really hit with me.
And to see the remake trilogy take elements from that stuff and do it in cool ways, completely
different, portray characters completely different than the way they were portrayed that I just
did not.
Like, these aren't the characters I remember, dude.
Again, the Final Fantasy VII remake trilogy feels like it knows the characters better
than the game did, which is insane that they got the characters this right.
It's insane to me.
It's the best part of this entire shit is that the characters are so spot on.
I love it.
I fucking love it.
I absolutely fucking love it.
I can't believe how good it is.
We can use it less chatty, though, just in general.
Why won't NJ, thank you.
Any plans to play Reaver with Hard Mode,
fight last VR missions?
Yeah, in the next month or so, we're
going to have an entire year plus, potentially a year
until the next game comes out.
So we'll have plenty of time.
And I fully plan on dedicating a sizable amount of time
from the reveal of the next game, wherever it is,
if it does show up in a month, to the release of said game,
whenever the hell that does happen,
Potentially first quarter of next year, which is what I think
Yeah, I will just have plenty of time to play fucking everything dude
Including cool stuff from the old games like new threat and shit like that and also
I'd probably need a hundred percent
Final Fantasy 7 rebirth at some point probably definitely should do that
Anyway
Anyway
This gave me a good opportunity to get all this shit off my chest because I've been holding it in
There's all these like interviews and devs talking about stuff and I'm like I'm kind of done talking about this, right?
I'm kind of done like having devs like tease us and talk about it's been happening for so long and we're so close that I'm like almost
Kind of like holding back. They're talking about Knights of the Round and shit like that. And it's like yeah, I
Yeah, everything I see you saying I agree with
with, but we're so close now that this isn't like far away, sort of like hopes and dreams
and shit.
Bitch, this is a month away.
We might know this exists.
This is a month away.
So anyway, yeah, high sub.
Video game Christmas.
I hope, man.
Um, it would be really crazy if just nothing, no street fighter trailer, no FF seven, nothing
Shows up at Summer Games Fest, dude, it's happened chat.
OK, we have been really excited for some of these shows and events and shit.
No Vega and they're like, you got to wait till Tokyo Game Show.
Oh, oh, my God.
All farming sims or crazy medieval looking souls likes, you know.
The entire goddamn thing.
People would riot I don't know this is dude. This has happened Kingdom Hearts fans have been going through it
They've been rioting every single time come on brother
We have to feel bad for them. They've been going through it dude
More tools and ground
Kingdom Hearts fans are eternally in hell not hell because of what they did there in hell because they're never getting what they want
God damn it. Can we celebrate within and out? Yeah. Yeah. I damn. We'll have to go somewhere,
right? For at SGF for all the FF7 Bros and shit, like that group that was talking last year. Was
that last year? Yeah, we got to go out somewhere. Square Enix has a slide that says they have
multiple AAA releases before April 1st, 2027. Really? Multiple. Okay. One of those, we have
a pretty good idea. Kingdom Hearts will be excited. Right? That'd be cool. I just want
them to be happy, right? I don't really don't give a shit about a Kingdom Hearts 4 for me
necessarily. However, if they put a Sephiroth fight in that bitch, it'll be shocking how
quickly I pick that up. It'll be shocking how quickly I start playing that game if they bring back
the Sephiroth boss fight. It'd be surprising. People are like why are you skipping Kingdom Hearts 3
and I'm like listen I have my reasons. I just want to play this one. You just want Kingdom Hearts
4 to be difficult, Kingdom Hearts 3. I remember Kingdom Hearts 3 being very easy with all the
ride moves, right? That wasn't the launch. I think they changed it. But all the big ride moves were
so powerful and so long that they just killed everything. And it was like, this is weird.
This is an interesting balance. I don't know if that changed.
We'll ever do the data battles though in FF7 Rebirth? Yeah, no, no, no, we need to go through
everything, dude. We actually need to go through everything. Oh, it could be a new Dragon's Quest.
Yeah, that could be.
Kingdom Hearts isn't gonna be completed soon until FF7 trilogy ends. I don't disagree with you, but
We said the exact same thing about Final Fantasy 16 and the next part of Final Fantasy 7. We said the exact same shit, dude
Those games launch within eight months of each other
They didn't even wait a year
They didn't even wait a year
They launched in the same fiscal, a brand new Final Fantasy XVI and also FF7 Rebirth.
It was a week after Final Fantasy XVI was out.
It was one fucking week that they had a trailer for Rebirth.
Like what the hell dude?
It was a choice.
It was definitely a choice.
shit messed me up. It was June to February. That was it. It was like, so anyway, all I'm saying is
that weirder things have happened. They are so focused on FF7 trilogy working on anything else.
None and all, dude, they don't share devs. The FF7 trilogy team has been the FF7 trilogy team
exclusively for a decade or more. Completely different staff. They're the only ones doing it.
Yeah, and they talk, that's the only reason why the games are coming out fast.
Because they don't, they don't bounce between projects and have to relearn shit all over
again.
No, no, no.
They're staying on one thing, releasing all three games.
That's why potentially we might get the final part within three years.
Which is what I've been saying for a long time.
That's the whole reason they're staying with the squad.
That's the reason why Rebirth came out so fast, relatively speaking.
They don't have to hire new people and teach new people.
It just made sense to me.
And yeah, I think that's the goal.
Yeah, other teams are working on Final Fantasy 17 right now.
Straight up, other teams are.
FF17 must have the best job security in this industry,
maybe, maybe.
Anyway, um, I don't want to hammer on this too long because I can just get stuck here
talking about Final Fantasy 7 shit until the goddamn cows come home.
Eventually Chad, this is going to be, this is the two hours, three hours from now, this
is going to be me just firing up songs and music and moments from the games and I just
remind myself how much I love this shit.
And then I just spend the entire goddamn stream doing that, okay?
Unfortunately, I haven't been in Soros yet.
I really enjoy it.
evil just got DLC and these bitch asses just announced aliens fire team to and
there's a trailer for it and I think news and information so I have to my content
brain says focus focus okay and this is the issue of me being in a position I'm
in I can't just do one thing focus M focus let me fire up the aliens the
Aliens trailer first and foremost. Hold on a second. Stranger Than Heaven? I did check that out
yesterday. It was pretty cool. Seemed like a pretty good jumping in opportunity. The only thing
that's going to fuck up Stranger Than Heaven like play through for me in terms of enjoying it
is if it comes out during like a fighting game release or some shit, like that would not be cool.
If it comes out in like near Final Fantasy 7 part 2 or part 3, like that would be rough.
That'd be very rough, you know.
No, I think Stranger of Heaven is likely going to have some sort of thing at the Summer Games Fest.
I don't know about VF though. It's not looking great, dude.
That's all I'm going to say.
Virtual Fighter has gone very dark and Rio de Tocque Studios is kind of focusing on their big game they got right now.
And Stranger than Heaven has a release date, okay?
it like, there's a release date for that shit.
So, I haven't lost faith in Virtual Fighter, no.
I have faith by the time it comes out,
it's gonna be fucking sick.
I think they're spending a lot of time on it
so that it is fucking sick.
It's just, I don't have faith that it is going
to be showing up anytime soon.
I don't have faith.
I think, I think especially based on the tech demo
we saw last year, that last year's EVO,
It was neat, but it was clearly in progress, you know, clearly in progress.
So you have to wait.
And that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
We've got like three big fighting games that I'm enjoying invincible and all this stuff.
I need to jump back and learn Terry and Street Fighter.
I want to go back and play more Tekken and the other Yada, DOA Summer Games Fest.
That would be smart.
If they had it ready, that would be smart.
VF lurking in the water like jaws. Don't say that. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
Yeah, that wolf trailer was forever ago. Holy shit, man. We thought they were going to do character trailers from that point forward and they just didn't.
And it was like, what? Just the one? What? Lord Dominus, thank you. Moon sent to Hunter. Great name, thank you.
We talked about the new 2XKO fuse. I think it's cool. I should watch a video on it.
What about Avatar? What about it? It's out in a month. Or it's out in two months. What about it?
Now, City of the Wolves already got the character trailer. It's Robert as...
It's Robert as, oh god, my brain.
Mr. Karate, yeah. Robert as Mr. Karate, not Rio.
The last ones can shero. Focus M. Oh, there's a Leon. Oh, okay, hold on. Focus M. You got
things to check out. Aliens Fire Team. That shit froze. Again. That shit froze. Again.
It's been happening multiple times.
Shit froze.
I might have to fix that after.
I did buy something. Can I show you guys what I bought?
Go Baker, go home.
Here's what I bought.
Just to see if that is something with the the splitter or something like that.
Here's what I bought. I had to get this from B&H.
which it's the AV Pro HDMI amplifier up to 8K big boy. This isn't just like a $30 splitter.
This is a big industrial motherfucker that it's like, yeah, yeah. So if something's going
to carry a signal at like 4K, 120 FPS or something like that, an HDMI 2.1, it's going to be this,
$1000 splitter. No, no, no, it's more like it was like 300. So
Yeah
Yeah, I'm looking forward to using it. I definitely am bitch full control over
HDCP and
Edie ID here. Yeah
Wow, very nice smell test
Shouldn't have done that anyway
I'm looking forward to it. It's actually got an interface. Shit, dude. Okay. Taste test.
I pushed your luck too far. I might install that right after this. I might just plug it in.
Hold on. It says fucking lick it. I'm not gonna lick it like it's an extremely delicious Switch
one cart. Okay. Don't make me try. Okay. Here we go. Honestly, one of my most anticipated
games. Yeah. We've been looking forward to this for a long time. Aliens Fire Team 1,
the three player experience I had with Kenny and Simmons was just wonderful. I get it,
that game wasn't as good as a single player experience. Hopefully that's alleviated a
a little bit with Fireteam Elite 2,
but for those that might have missed the YouTube video
or the streams that we put up a few years back,
maybe one of my favorite aliens games,
like outside of like Alien Isolation, legit.
It was just, as a co-op experience, so good.
The progression, the weapon progression,
the stat building, you know, all the cool, like,
breach, branching paths that you had to build
for each class and stuff like that.
It was really neat to like, make a crazy build,
Blasting aliens and stuff like that and the DLC was awesome like the DLC was legit mad fun
so
Yeah, um
I'm pretty excited. I want to see more
If anyone is listening this is dr. Lily Pierce on planet LV 558 and stores boon
Have overrun the colony. I repeat overrun the colony. We're running out of air and people are dying
Oh, yes.
Three players?
What?
There's four in the pizza picture.
Oh, they're attracted to players.
These guys are just shooting.
Not a lot of coordination.
Is this the fourth player?
Or is it literally like Hicks or some shit?
You know, it's player four, hell yeah.
Sorry mate.
Hell yeah.
They know.
We pitched about four players, dude.
Everybody pitched about four players.
Yeah, yeah, damn it really looks like the original a bit
And this looks the bar like it looks like more aliens fire thing
I'm seeing some weird shit though
Hell yeah, bro, what the hell was that like a plasma caster on that dude's shoulder
Robots now even not Android, but like no bots
Me damn spitters, dude
Yeah, I'm feeling good
I'm feeling it really doesn't look like
Mind-blowing where it's like oh god, I cannot it looks like more of what you liked a lot from
one, you know. Hey, part one worked out pretty well. Let's just, let's just go with it, you know,
which is fine. That's completely fine. I kind of just wanted more part one.
Aliens Fire Team. Oh, that's for first game. The first game. You expected visuals to be a bit
better. Yeah, I'm curious what it's going to look like when it eventually drops, you know. Oh,
Oh, that's very soon.
Oh, summer 2026.
Bitch, is this gonna drop out
like right when Star Fox happens or something?
Oh, damn.
Okay, okay.
Is there any other info?
Did they release like a website or some shit?
Um, who the hell is this guy?
Uh, hold on a second, uh, was that dude aliens fire team elite to 13 hours ago, field trailer.
I need.
There's not much on here, but there is some on the IGN page.
Cold Iron Studios, God bless them.
Daybreak is publishing.
This came out in 2021, oh my God.
Chat, that was 38 years ago now.
The most obvious new change you'll see in the trailer above
is the addition of four players
to the Xenomorph Blasting Action.
There's some plenty more to tell you about it.
Show you Aliens Farting 2 on our IGN First Editorial.
Cool, on the month of May.
All right, all right, all right.
All that we're all out exclusively over time
the next couple of weeks.
Oh, okay, so let me back with a bunch of information
on the game.
A few details now.
Full cross-play, hell yeah.
And there is a new Xenomorph type improved player classes
as well as the specialist.
A fully customizable class that lets you mix
and match abilities from any class.
That's like literally a call of duty specialist.
Holy shit.
like actually a Call of Duty specialist.
Fireteam Elite 2 also launched with Horde Mode
with dedicated Horde maps
and even a throw ever larger, more interesting.
Right, I'm trying to remember what happened in part one.
I think that was a limitation.
I think there was like some story locked shit in part one
where you had to play through parts of the game
in order to get some of the extra multiplayer stuff unlocked.
And now, I think they're trying to say that it's just available from the start.
I can't remember.
It's been five years.
Anyway, cool.
Cool.
I wanna see screenshots.
Cool.
Hey, why does that robot have a gun?
What the hell?
Yeah, it doesn't look visually like that crazy different from the first one.
I wouldn't be surprised if it looks better by the time it gets on our hands and stuff like that.
The recon class was unlocked by beating it and more added for free.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They did expand the game a bit. It didn't get that much support.
It got like six-ish months of support, but that was about it.
Anyway, cool. Very cool.
I hope they show something at Summer Games Fest, dude.
If they showed this here a month before SGF,
I hope there's an opportunity for them to actually be there and we can play it.
Really awesome
Cool
You know co-op doesn't lock out modders again. Was that a thing that happened? I don't know
Imagine they shadow drop DLC for RA9 and summer game so it's like they did with the mini game like this one oh
Oh, this is the minigame, oh, um, this isn't mercenaries mode, right, oh god, I need some
freaking coffee, this isn't mercenaries mode, is it, Chad?
It's something else.
They announced the free DLC will be dropping in May, yeah, that's like now.
It's a rogue-like light.
Rogue-light.
Light? Interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
Not Burks.
Let me see if there's a trailer.
There's an RA7. Well, that was Ethan Must Die.
Right?
There was Ethan Must Die.
must die. I get you.
Keep our friends busy.
So dark.
Let's make this quick.
Oh, this is mad cool.
It is time-based, like Merc's mode.
Interesting.
That's interesting.
It's almost like no return from Last of Us Part 2.
Did play Last of Us Part 2.
Sorry.
Is that a free update?
I mean, yeah, I think it is.
Anything else happen to Day Chat?
Anything else have to be upset about?
Adjusting the on mercenaries?
Sorta?
Kinda?
I mean, maybe?
Yo, Siete, thanks for the 12 months, dude.
There's always more to be upset about.
Sorry. Sorry.
People still upset us on Star Fox. Let's talk about more stuff that people are upset about.
Yeah, here, hold on a second. Let's talk about all of the Star Fox discourse.
I believe you're on the wrong channel. It's the one around the corner.
It's the other one.
Oh, two XKO fuse. Yeah, hold on a second.
That's that other one.
Hold on, I gotta get this shit up and running.
Oh no, I had already framework on here for something.
It was up there for the path tracing mod.
Yeah, some visuals.
Oh, that's right, we had the crazy-ass lighting mod.
Is that even working anymore?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn.
Damn.
Welp.
Whole signs point to no.
I have to take out uh...
What is it?
Which RE framework files is it, chat?
Excellent timing as always, sir.
Bravo, sir. Yeah, Praguato sold two million, they deserve it. In like two weeks. That's crazy.
Unless Ari, Ari, let me just give her the input DLL. Yeah.
I'll read that in a second, Shadow. Thank you.
D input eight DLL. Yeah. Did you beat the MPC? Yes.
is. Okay, I can always restore that if need be.
Shadowmate, thanks for the 20.
The soccer game play trailer came out a few days ago.
Tom and Xbox update is making me more happy as our non gamer knows what they're doing.
Plus, no promised AI stuff.
Yeah, I heard them moving away from co-pilot and shit.
And it's like, well, thank God.
Cloud, thanks for the five.
Do you think Monster Hunter Wilds expansion trailer will be a summer games fest?
Yes, probably.
Bayonetta, thanks for the five.
My Crack It theory is that we'll get a new Dark Sockers this SGF announced for October. It'll happen, right guys?
I agree.
Hey, man, I
Think it would be cool. It's just
Being realistic. Thank you Shadow.
It's weird the soccer gameplay trailer came out, but we saw a whole bunch of them, right?
Did I see the MK2 movie? I did. Yes, I was at the premiere for it.
I thought it was better than the first one.
No, NBC Four Hopes, not with Tokon on the way, dude. Hell no.
I saw in the 4090? Yes. My kids love your channel. Thank you! And I'm sorry.
I'm unfiltered. I'm sorry. I'm used to a bunch of 30 to 40 year olds watching.
that they have special popcorn buckets no no no it was at the the Chinese man or not
even it's what's it called the TLC Chinese now it's so weird um not even the growlmans
anymore dude uh yeah we went there and uh thanks to the WB guys like all the actors were there
Kenny and Jessica and Simmons got pictures with, um...
Oh god, my brain with Johnny Cage.
What the hell?
The Chinese man?
M-A-N-N chat, Jesus Christ, Carl Urban.
It's the Chinese theater on Hollywood Boulevard.
It used to be called The Chinese Man, then it was called The Grownman's Chinese,
and now it's like the T-L-S-T-C-L, what the fuck?
Um...
Sure, Max? What the fuck?
You dumb bitches!
You stupid bitches the TLC theater
I have to now prove you guys wrong
I got a chance to prove my chat wrong. I'm gonna stop everything. I'm doing listen. I
Get the chance to prove the chat wrong
Jessica's like let's go get a picture and Kenny was like trying to bug me and his girlfriend Danny and we're like no
We're good. So they ran over there as he was getting up and they went and grabbed a picture
Yeah, now this happened. They were we were actually back with most of the actors and the the production folks and not like in the
Heavy fan side, so we just got to hang out Kenny got pictures of everybody Jesus Christ
Everybody was there. I think they were all supporting Carl's movie
Anyway, it was better than the first one.
So what I would say is if you really liked the first one, if you really dug Mortal Kombat
2021, you'll like the second one probably much more.
That's a little bar.
I mean, it's not gonna, if you didn't vibe with the first one that much, it's not gonna
change much of your opinion.
It's not.
It's also gonna, it's not Mortal Kombat 95.
That I run into Super there.
No, it was Super there.
I did get to talk to Ed and John to bias of all people.
John was there.
Is there with this kid?
And this kid is a full adult.
I got to talk to him about his artwork and stuff like that.
So, yeah.
Anyway.
MK95 is very good. The movie is still very good
They kill Cole off you would have to go watch the movie, bro. I
Like the Cole wedding scene. I thought it was really good. That was the end of it when Cole Marysonia
I thought that was my favorite part
No spoilers though
No, no stop spoiling shit chat
I think we're okay.
Is my bitch ass path traced?
I don't know if I want that right now.
Uh, yeah, we're on path tracing at the moment.
Okay.
2k path tracing
Okay
Is it one of those it's so bad it's good for some people maybe I
Think
They were very nice to invite us out to that event the event was lovely
It was a wonderful premiere
I got to run into so many people and talked to devs and ed and stuff like that. I haven't seen them in so long
It was very cool. I had a wonderful time at that premiere. Anyway
Think I'm good
I think I'm good. Hold on a second before we start this. I want to check out that 2x ko thing
The tuxiko thing
Angel, thank you
Rashi McNear Subway Slammer solos
Slate also
So Angel Misa, thanks for the 10-hole ball as well.
Gonna be competing in your first tournament this weekend
for Invincible Versus, which has me very nervous.
If you have any advice or hints
you can give her as a first-timer.
Thanks for being you.
Just know that if it's a first-timer,
don't have high expectations of yourself.
Just go there to have fun.
Go there to have fun.
Don't try to, you know,
put yourself in a point of pressure.
Just go there just to feel like what competition's like,
you know?
out that when you when you play a game in a competitive environment how everything changes
like the way you the way you look at things completely changes when it's in a competitive
environment if you've never done it before it's pretty it's a pretty interesting experience
um hold on hold on hold on
Let's see this new duos feature so it's a new fuse right brand new fuse
Wow, this is crazy.
And it lasts about as long as the soulstone.
Wait, so what is team fight?
Ah, glad you asked.
So team fight, it's a new fuse coming to 2x KO that allows you and your partner to
beat on the opponent simultaneously for 7 seconds.
The way it works is that both you and your partner need one super bar each, and then
you press the team button and any normal attack button to activate and go wild.
So I know those of you out there are asking why team fight has a fuse.
Only once per round?
You've all shown us that 2x KO is best played as a duo, so we wanted to add a fuse that
really leads into duo play.
Teamfight is great for any duos who really want to explore their duo synergy, but also
great for duos who just want to improvise and go crazy.
You already know.
The people tuning in probably have some questions about this game.
Can I play this as a solo?
Yeah, so solos can use teamfight.
You're just controlling both champions at once.
If you want to only control the point champion, you can hold the team button.
When I'm in teamfight, what changes?
It seems fun.
So you have access to pretty much everything, but because you have both champions on the
team at once, you can use both team actions.
things like tag launcher, assist, break. We also have bolts disabled for the team
fighters. So that's pretty fair but at the same time actually sounds like it
might be a lot to defend against. What are my options as a defender to fight against this thing?
First things first, any successful hits that you land will deplete the team fight timer
and any successful ults that you land will end team fight immediately. You can always just fight
back and you know cash them a happy birthday. In addition to that team fighters the assist
character only hits mid so team fighters will have to be a bit more creative in their offense.
Well, thanks Colac, thanks for the information there.
We have Team Five Feudies coming to 2XK.
Wait, wait, wait, Peter, what if I don't have a duo partner?
Just asking for a friend.
They only hit us a lot, Colac.
I thought you were Mr. Popular.
Luckily for you, you have two awesome new features
coming to 2XK.
We have Find a Duo and Voice Chat.
So you'll be able to go into the 2XK client,
find another person who's also looking for a duo
at the same time, and then once you are paired up,
you'll be able to access Voice Chat,
and y'all can work on your Team Five strategies
in real time.
Hello, new duo partner.
Wow, we have in-game voice chat now.
All of the drops next week in season two,
along with a new battle pass and ranked reset.
So grab a duo, shock and lay-off pill like never before.
That people will behave that way.
It is shock and lay-off to miss it.
Damn, bro.
These guys really do love MVCI.
That's all I gotta say.
these guys really do love NBCI.
They really, they know, they know.
No kidding, our lead NBCIB dev, no kidding.
That's what I'm getting out of this.
There's so many NBCI things in 2XKL over the place, you know?
It looks fun.
It does look very fun.
Mind you, guilty of your use again.
No, it's like Soul Stone or NBC1.
closer to Soul Stone, you know, the overlapping of characters. Anyway, the reason it isn't
like MVC one is because number one, you can do it multiple times in MVC one. Like if you
had two bars, you can just you can do it like three times in a game, dude. And in this,
it's specifically attached to a stone, aka a fuse, which lets you do it a very limited
period of time for only a specific limitation within this activation like they know that
you're going to do it, you can't just do it all the time.
The activation animation is jank, what?
I think that looks fine.
I think it looks fine.
Looks fine.
It costs one bar for both characters?
No, it just is the fuse activation.
Right
It does cost them wow, it's very expensive
Damn a bar on both characters. Wow, and it activates this
And it's a very limited period of time
one.
Bro, I almost-
Hey guys, you just-
This is literally what you modded into MVCI-V?
No.
No, MVCI naturally had this, right?
MVCI had Soul Stone.
So this was already in the game.
We just worked upon the systems and tools that were already present in the game.
We turned it into an entire mode where you go blitzkrieg,
ham on each other without activating.
It's just always there, you know?
So you just are, you start with two characters and you fight two characters and you just smash against each other's faces with supers and stuff like that.
It's very fun. Yeah.
Street Fighter Cross 2nd Scramble mode, which was exclusively in the PlayStation 3 version, which was very funny.
Now, NBCI, yeah, NBCI, you get fucked up by things.
and they turned everything into mids, so you can't get a lower headed. That was the issue
in Tocon in the betas. You just got lower headed by everything and you couldn't push block that
well. So you just got heated shit it on constantly. It looks cool. It does look cool. It's neat to
see that they're still developing like gameplay things for it, you know. Yeah, I call low overhead
unblockable's lower heads. Because they're not actually unblockable most of the time.
If you ask a computer to block a low overhead mix that hits a low and an overhead at the
same time, the computer will block it. They will block it. The issue is that successfully
like fuzzing from the low block to the high block is rough. Yeah, hard to blockable. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a better way of describing it.
That's the same shit.
Uh, it'll take a while.
Okay.
Um, I might go get some coffee before we start this.
What are we getting into?
Bonuses?
It's been a while since I've played this, too, since it came out.
You need to beat the game to play it.
Yeah.
I was like, did I beat this on PlayStation or some shit?
Let him to beat it on PC that is literally insanity wait
Didn't beat it on PC we modded it yeah
Holy dick
Holy dick
Yeah, but I also downloaded a completed save with them that have mattered I
Think I did download it dude. Look look look
Check the goddamn PS5 version I cheated hell. Yes. I did because I wanted to play insanity on the PC version
Because we beat it on console, but I didn't want to play through the whole normal mode again
Damn it wasn't I go check bonus again
Special content? No, I don't think so.
Constant cart models behind the scenes? Grace challenges?
Oh, setting? No, dude, it's not there.
Um, hold on a second.
Do I still have this on this system or do I have to make room? I think I recently had to make room.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Hehehehe
of
the
god damn it
, and
the
tough break, now we're playing it, that'll download fast
we're playing it, I'm sorry, I was- me too!
um
why'd you play this on p-
you
you
you
you
you
I
Fired up the B campaign and I was like wait a minute you started a different area wait a minute
Who the fuck is this crazy guy?
So it was like a genuine moment of like what the fuck is going on and then
Jesus Christ, okay, he's really close to me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought he was through the wall
The whole way
Yeah, bitch
Walking all over this guy doing a great job here
Damn it!
Ah, what the fuck!
Offscreen horse shit!
Alright, Leon, you're doing fine.
Alright, another bad memories.
There we go.
UGH!
The fuckin' Lickers don't give two shits about your shotguns.
Oh god! Oh god!
You're 180 Leon because there's no there's no reverse back turn in this game
There's no back bead and 90 degree. I didn't mean I didn't mean to that's a rhyme. I'm really sorry
Because you drink you like a Pepsi commercial
Somebody lied somebody in the chat told me that if you don't make
that if you don't make that noise they don't come after you liar oh if they sit
up they can hear you so don't move until they crouch back down okay all right
all right I'm gonna test this strategy
what the fuck total horseshit oh my fuck oh Jesus what are you doing in here
What are all you doing in here?
This is a non-zombie room!
You know that this is a...
...one can use.
What the hell, man?
Everything Ari should take a paranormal route for a game or sip at the classic zombie or
creature.
I do!
I want zombie ghosts!
I want people to be infected into the fucking afterlife, and Umbrella is trying to control
the afterlife.
That is exactly where Resident Evil should go.
fucking ghosts? Let's go! That shit would be amazing! Not- are you fucking kidding me?
Do you think Resident Evil is a serious game? Zombie ghosts, man. You're either on board
or you're part of the problem. Imagine how much fun that game would be. Fuck you. You
know what I realized? Talking about Claire's butt sway? Look at Leon's ass in this game.
My god, dude. They gave everyone that proper butt sway in this game. Everyone. Not just
the girls the guys too through progression and Claire should show up
right here for it to play like Marvel Incident
but I reload because it looked cool five minutes later oh why did I reload the
fucking gun god damn it I reloaded the fucking gun when I had a free reload
piece of nipple let's go motherfucker god damn do I love this burrata bullshit
little bit something really crazy
ah is that a large sippy cup
oh this one seems to be the best I really don't know why because many other
weapons with the same damage output have done a better fire rate but for some
reason the scar does get what a giant fucking asshole trying to tell people how
to play modern warfare 2? Jesus Christ. Slimeball, nutsucket, egg-sucking bastard. Who would give
that guy a YouTube channel? You can't get anywhere here. There's dogs! What the fuck
that cheap bitch dog bit me? Where'd that other fucking zombie go? Oh hi, how's it going?
God damn it!
God damn it!
I'm- I'm done. I'm done.
Oh.
The cage could break in- oh shit.
Need to wait.
I bet you it's gonna break now.
NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
Shut up, Betty!
Lowen's campaign is a little bit harder.
Yeah, you see me? I see you.
Fucking godlike.
I think I might be on low-fine instead of high-fine, so I don't think I'm coming back here.
I'm just gonna grab this.
I might be on low-fine. Let's make that high-fine just to be sure.
I've had a...
Hmm...
That's very good.
Looks like I'm gonna start running.
Fuck spiders!
FUCK SPIDERS!
FUCK UP! AHHHHH!
Damn, Ada holds that shit all gangsta style!
I like it!
She shoots dudes in the dick!
What the fuck?
Ada, is that shit?
Are you telling me I have to move this shit?
A smidgen?
Wrong fucking room chat.
I am so disappointed in you right now.
You're becoming a huge problem.
Open the fucking door!
God damn it.
Oh fuck off!
I'm glad I had the friggin shotgun, dude.
Ah!
I'm so mad at you.
I'm so mad at you right now.
I was very upset for the record.
I was I was very upset.
I was not happy.
Damn, that was fast.
OK. All right.
The record still pissed. Not happy.
There's a bag of marbles, don't ask.
Yes, it was a bag of marbles, don't ask.
Okay.
Crazy Leon moments shit, you know?
Here we go. Extra games.
Grace made it home safe, but Leon still has work to do.
Use his enhanced abilities to complete this minigame as fast as possible? What?
Really?
Oh.
Why would you...?
Why would we...?
What were I drinking in that video?
Mouth to hide.
Gonna have to reinstall, isn't it?
Hey, we're back.
What are we talking about here?
use glowing doors to advance to different areas enemies become tougher the
further you go utilize special abilities and random weapons death is
permanent find the best route detailed rules can be found in tutorials all the
way to victor or the commander super tyrant and victor yeah it's a rope
light or road light we don't know gonna find out I still don't know the
difference between the two a roguelike damn done done done done
uh there's a bunch of challenges being here
interesting a lot uh yeah I don't know what the hell I'm doing it's our person
Okay.
Normal Leon behavior.
Come in, Mike.
Okay.
Enhanceurs give Leon special abilities, take out enemies to fill the collector and use it for refined enhancers.
Experiment for the best combination.
Unlock enhancement slots by finding slot extensions.
Yeah, he's a one-off thing for all the excitement. Wow, they didn't even change the dialogue. That was a regular people! They forgot the normal people!
Uh, weapons can be randomly obtained through boxes and rare enemies. The further you advance the rarer the weapons, you're lucky.
You're lucky when someone's a bit maxed out. Damn it, what are all these cities doing out here, dude?
It's literally just the opening level
Okay, oh
Get out of here folks
Oh, shit.
Get off that man.
Alright, what's the button?
Welcome.
Welcome, citizen.
That still works?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Welcome to the citizen
That still works
That's the person dog. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I can't across button
I'm going very slow
Oh boy
Okay, maybe reloading again right here
I think we're on a little back of pace here. I have so many bullets
Damn!
Let's make this quick
Sure?
Oh, Enforcer, what the hell was that?
Oh, let's try it.
Choose enhancer.
Chalk and firepower.
Every time a weapon is discarded, a stacked hand grenade is dropped.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh God!
I only have a little bit of life. I don't like it.
Did I get so much ammo? Holy mother of God!
I really need to be so conservative with this.
Red variants, restraints, resistance to gunfire.
It makes use of close combat attacks from hand grenades.
What's a parry?
There it is.
Oh god.
Okay.
What's with me?
Uh, more guns.
Cool.
Is the goal to kill as many dickheads or just to get out of here as fast as possible?
It's just to move forward.
I have to reload my axe, yes.
Axe reload is, um, it's like L1 plus shit.
Increases reticle focus with a 30% increase of firepower, trying to keep some of the side
scope as equipped.
Ummm...
You gotta find axe repair?
Oh my god!
Let's go with this basic shit.
Hunt it down.
That's crazy.
Okay.
Okay.
What are these bitches at?
Access here?
Uh, where do we want to go?
Looks too complicated. I mean, it's pretty straightforward.
We're just killing dudes.
Holy shit!
I have no feeling, right?
Axe is running out, my axe is running out of juice.
what huge golden spider I need to lean back dude holy crap you can heal really
Oh, there's healing.
Okay.
Okay.
HP bar is, uh, I think at the bottom.
Next to the gun.
His office.
Forming a defensive pair against a blue variant enemy,
because it's a short period of time where you can inflict more damage.
I'll give a blue one now.
Oh my god. Dead, dead!
Dead, dead. Dead, dead, okay.
Try to run it back homey.
It's very weird that they all have the main
like dialogue. I don't know, do I need to go upstairs?
I'm getting ammo for RE-10, I am.
Jumping around.
Damn, playing this again makes me realize that uh,
Pragmata legit plays a bit better. That's crazy
There's so this is so much slower after Pragmata exactly dude. It's going through my head right now
I really have to Pragmata's game play. Do this up there
So recover step instead of max out the pond defeating an enemy
This is a attack power against enemies with a 10 feet 60%
Dude, life steal or a 60% damage increase?
Um, life steal probably for the long run.
Oh, I like that fucking throat.
I got the spider though.
Oh, they're gonna have to spider pieces out.
So if you see him, you gotta get him.
Ah!
You piece of shit, where's your wife?
I got them.
I didn't hang out here anymore.
So getting mercenaries, who knows?
Increase attack power, win near death by 60%.
Shock on firepower, close combat.
These all...
I'm trying red door, I haven't seen a red door yet.
grenade and all other throwables by 10% let's try that this one seems unique
these eyes ain't here to fulfill your demands chat
Oh my god, that is the slowest fucking reload Leon
Oh my god, I hit you
What?
I
Got a wait for it to walk in
Ah!
Good job.
Okay.
And where was the uh, menu?
Nothing in here.
Keep moving.
No shotgun this time, brother.
Off it should be upstairs.
The butcher!
That's what I think.
Elephants.
Butcher that only can be melee.
Sick.
So I'm kind of confused on the goal.
Is the go to kill enemies to
get more time, or...
Like, it's kind of confusing. I just want to get to the end no matter what.
Higher reward, more buffs maybe?
Bro, can I not pick that up?
Enemies for loot, technically. Okay.
Like this, so I can get more shit.
So let me say with kicks, they're set on fire.
A perfectly normal martial art move.
Gonna have to do that.
Yeah, killing more dudes gets you enhancers. Okay, okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa, um, bitch, it's not really coming for me.
Holy shit, oh shit, time to go.
I'll make a final way to kill that guy.
What the fuck?
Brother!
It was with the aim!
That's it.
This guy's gonna give me so much XP, it's crazy.
Damn, he's fucking dancing, brother.
It's gonna be worth it.
I wish there was like an XP bar oh oh I see oh it might have been actually worth
worth the hundred bullets.
Freeze firepower with a hundred percent from it.
The sight scope is equipped.
I don't have a scope.
What the hell?
Handgun and revolver firepower by 10%.
Actually, we're next to hells.
OK.
Here's the power of hand grenades by 60%.
Rare chance that the grenades will be not consumed.
Let's shuffle.
Fully restore health.
If you tell me to defeat an enemy, this 20% chance that your remaining time will be extended
by 3 seconds.
There's a hidden feature to Leon's auto chrono watch.
Cool, that seems crazy.
This is definitely weird.
That's one of the shotguns, right?
Very few rifle rounds.
All right, does this time extend?
That's one of the shotgun, right?
Very few rifle rounds.
Alright, does this- does this time extend?
Oh, lady!
What?
Come here.
What?
Come here.
I'm just spying her.
Goddamn it!
What the?
One thing after another.
God!
God!
Oh, God!
Ignore all this shots!
It's...
It's...
It's...
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Goddamn.
My aim in this game is especially bad, but it's it's worse than it normally is and it
usually is pretty bad.
It's especially bad in this game.
would lock down yeah he's one thing for the excitement for bullets that's
interesting
Oh people, excuse me.
Red door? Ain't no fuckin' red door.
Oh this is... white.
There's a very low number.
Shit.
Sir? Sir! Sir!
Get out of here now!
I
Think you're a man of
Pocket Leon good
Red door wait you mean those giant red doors
Fuck
Yeah, try that.
Okay.
Holy shit, they're feeling behind me.
of
the
of
the
I'm just looting the shit out of this place.
Where is giant red door?
East fractured city streets.
Hell?
East streets?
Oh!
Oh!
the funky zone.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
Literal warp pipe.
Hey, I actually got a god damn Bernada.
that I'm looking at their hand grenades so where is our primary destination
Why would you have things but nothing in them?
What the hell are you
I think they just aren't doing damage.
Increase medical focus with 20% firepower.
Let's see.
I need that.
It's not missing.
It's giving body shots.
I would love...
I would love a shotgun to go with this shotgun ammo.
Shit is a fucker.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Red door.
Red door.
Is there going to be something up here?
Is there going to be?
There is.
There really is.
Oh, that's an upgraded one.
Damn, a lot of them came over here, dude.
I think they just had better damage.
Head injector.
That ejector?
Can't throw...
Can't...
The music does suck.
Unfortunately, the music is not the best.
OOOH!
That damage nothing very high
But once I'm actually glad that the guy is not fighting back.
of
the
down my whole ass face
okay, well I have 12 minutes
and a lot of ammunition
oh god
and we've officially run out of ammo okay
And we've officially run out of ammo, okay.
Alright, so now I see the risk of taking red doors.
For the challenge thing, red doors.
Okay.
Okay.
I should have just died.
I think what if I just die?
No!
What if I just die?
Yeah, the boss fight itself is not that crazy.
It's just, uh, he's like a damage, you know.
It's like a DPS check?
Yeah?
This is a big fucking sponge.
Um...
Yeah, we don't want to skip too much.
Okay.
Okay.
I get it, that's the risk of running into the red doors.
I get it.
Yeah, that's why I said the music doesn't have that hunk vibe, dude.
In fact.
Cat on do you all a favor?
music anymore oh shit only you guys can hold on a second I redid my audio so
it doesn't work that way anymore
one let's turn this on back here I'll just crank
This bitch.
She's a maniac, maniac.
Chalk it again.
Way better.
I got my hand.
of
death
of
death
Power power by 20% when hatchet is not equipped.
What?
Hold on.
Hold on.
hold on 60% from close range all right well close combat attacks have a chance to become
finishing attacks let's get that that sounds crazy yeah I'm trying to figure out if there's
There's like an urgency to this.
Ow! Dude, you didn't even swing!
Get my ass.
Okay.
Hey!
Bang, bang!
God! I've never seen that!
I'm at 80, if you're not.
Damn, wow! Cool.
Just level up a bit.
Looks like we're about to hear death by 60%.
Uh, handgun revolvers, shuckin'.
Why is it so slow?
Because RE9's combat is slow.
RE9 has slow combat.
Care center again?
We're not putting a hatchet up here, but I don't see any goddamn enemies.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay!
Whoa. Whoa. Okay.
of
the
death
of
There we go.
There's a wife on this guy.
I'm getting riffle ammo.
That's blocked off.
Alright.
He's not.
Where are we even going here?
Ow.
The extra afraid you pick up reduce your weapon damage?
I don't like that.
I'm actually seeing him for a second.
Is there any way to review what we've got?
Yeah.
Uh...
Can I go over there?
Hello?
A one try?
Yeah, I guess I can look at it from here.
here. Decreases firepower by 50%. Powerful attacks won't become fit. So I'm pretty much
a choplord right now. I'm a close-range choppin' blockin'.
Jail, that's not working.
Oh, shit.
Grease attack, um, attack power against enemies by within 10 feet by 60 percent.
Okay.
So that might offset that?
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's do it.
So my shotgun becomes useful again.
Big pitches.
Uh, here death, group equality and quantity of enemy drops, increasing the damage taken
by 20%.
Oh my god, dude, so many trade-offs.
I reckon this infinitely increases the damage taken from close combat, increases the damage
taken from enemy gunshots.
Some of these are interesting.
The effect is only usable once and will not occupy an enhancer slot.
I can't hold that one down.
Maybe I'm already full?
I can't pick any of these.
Because they don't have enough enhancer?
I think that's it.
Oh, sure.
Whoa
Okay, actually look this place
Oh
Your rerolls cost 20 each ah
I'll be real chat making me sick in my stomach
something about it dude something about something about like the fast-paced
nature of this mode in this game I'm like I want a barf I want a barf not
happening on any other game
keep playing a little bit more why it's something about the camera yeah the
The camera is fucking me up.
Not you.
Bro, not you.
Ow!
Not you.
The axe is getting low.
There's a fake box right here.
Got that guy.
Whoa!
the
the
I thought I picked something up.
Yeah, this mode is interesting because I'm like, I'm confused by the pace of it, you know?
It's hard to tell if I need to play this fast or if I can play it slow.
It's so weird, I can't pick that up.
I can't help it enough, but I can't pick it up.
Pick that up.
Yeah, it feels like a substitute in Merc Marge.
Can't really keep the pace of this helping.
I'll give you the music.
I'll give you the music.
The problem is that that mode specifically, the hunk escape mode, is also action packed, you know?
a lot. Oh my god. There should be upstairs.
Now I know why this thing is here.
Bitch!
Did you forget about me?
OH MY GOD!
Oh, shit.
Let's just outright kill me.
Oh.
This I should have mailed him.
This doesn't have the same.
I'd say initial an immediate feedback loop.
That Ethan must not.
I had.
Ethan must die like you got in and you immediately were like damn this is really cool.
This feels like I gotta find like this shit that makes it really crazy.
Playing like the exact same levels in the exact same scenarios, just like the exact
same enemies placement mostly, is like oh okay at least Ethan must die like there's
a lot of enemies in crazy placements and shit, like a lot.
This is like, okay, okay, you know.
All right, come on out of the woods.
Wow, don't give a fuck.
I'm very accurate.
Did I not pick up this ammo?
Did I not pick up any goddamn ammunition?
Holy shit.
Okay, now we have herbs. That's great.
Okay, I need some bullets.
I'm gonna just pick up. No more, no more, I got this.
I'm gonna shreds.
How is this gonna end up?
They gave me shotgun ammo?
Very funny.
Goddamn, this gun shoot so slow.
Okay, let me back a bit.
Let me back a bit.
Yeah, the raid mode in Revelations, those games, that's some cool side content.
Brother!
I'm going to skip him.
Soldier!
Increase his headshot, weak point, power, but give me some otherwise.
Increase his heart fire by 30%.
Hell yeah.
We're going to keep going the fucking head.
Oh, maybe that's, she's still alive?
I can't believe it.
Ah, damn.
Very nice, Leland.
Dude, I put the X button, please.
Damn, damn, damn.
that
that shot focus
Accessibility on the motion sickness. Oh, trust me. That's already all enabled
Trust you already did that on the first playthrough
So if I wanted to go the other way here, is it down here? I would go
Was this blocked off? No, this is a wall
I'm guessing it is this red door. It's hard to tell
Beginning of the map in the front. What the shit?
Tonk of the red, thank you
Yeah, so the care center
That looks very little.
This like mercenaries, definitely not.
I honestly don't know if the game supports mercenaries.
I'll be completely honest, like I don't know, but I would have said the same thing about
RA9.
that's
that's
that's
that's
that's
Oh, did I say RE9 or RE8?
You know.
Same shit.
Yeah, that's the thing.
RE8 Mercs should be upstairs.
Yeah, that's the thing, RE-8 Mercs should be upstairs.
Did end up working pretty well.
So it's like, yeah, could work out.
Made that.
Damn, dude, this shit is nutty.
More firepower.
How do I de-equip the hatchet?
60% when hatchet's not equipped.
Is that it?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, bruh!
Triangle friends and friends?
Brother?
I really ran out of that at the worst time, didn't I?
the framerate, holy shit! That's also not helping.
I guess they're doing a pretty good job, but when it not, it's not.
Oh, shit. Yeah, I wish I was on the PC version. The framerate's kinda hosed.
Damn, dude, holy shit. I'm stacked.
And this headshot with a shotgun is about to do a shit ton and it's got two shotguns
Let's get in and get this done
All the hatchet auto-assault right there
Here
Stars
I can still equip it, you know
It's still gonna be good.
Got more already, damn.
dirt. Bro, do we want me to go gun or what?
There's the glitch still there where if you have a scope on the gun, it
doesn't do the finisher.
I want nothing very good, it's my doubt, because in the past scopes just didn't fucking work.
Hey, more stuff.
Wow.
Um...
Yeah.
For me.
We go upstairs now?
No?
I just don't know where the hell they go.
Farewell to arms. What the hell was that?
This is a roguelite-ish DLC, yes.
So we reeled the roguelite aspect of it's the most interesting.
The enemy stuff is like, eh, it's like eh.
There's a door in the middle.
Think we're there.
We've been doing that for the wrong turn.
It's a shotgun.
Hey who wants to get this? Really? Okay I want to remove that scope. I want to
move that scope.
Kiss my ass, sir.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Increases damage taken from gunshot
and explosions apart by a deep percent.
Precises the damage taken from close combat.
Um, let's shuffle.
Shuffle again.
Oh my god, guys, come on.
Only at 10%?
Okay.
At least this is just so scary.
It's almost 40%.
Hitch, I am getting hosed here.
Zombies hit with ticks.
melee to melee them with no goddamn melee dude Wow bro how many more rifles are
you going to give me power
Uh, yikes.
I'll take that other one.
Yeah.
Pivot it.
Pivot it.
Combine the air.
Yeah, I'm running out of space here, aren't I?
I got more of these.
Increases the power of hand grenades by 60% chance that grenades will not be consumed.
Every item discarded, recover 10 health, cherish your belongings.
You know where your current perks?
I wish.
I just want to see what else we got.
Screw it.
Yeah, we don't have some stuff going on here, but I gotta figure out where the hell to go.
No one?
Curb?
Max sleep prince.
He's not going to be in the shower 3.
10% of maxed out upon defeating an enemy.
Oh, you can replace perks, really?
Hmm...
Here's his headshots and brief points.
Rental focus speed. Yeah, this one's better.
I'm gonna stop.
Why does he heal every time?
Why? Oh, there's nothing here. The match shows the locations. Yeah, hold on.
The commander.
East Raccoon City, central camp.
Bloody. Okay.
Hold on a minute.
Planet without an axe. That could be rough.
That could be that kind of circumvents the entire thing, right? If we have to fight the commander, you know?
One thing I can't pick up.
But, um, this room.
Oh my god.
Hi, sir.
More stuff.
But now, um, you are as good as I am.
How are you? Hello?
My laser's doing a good job.
Yeah, I was booty anyways.
The music is killing yeah, I thought I was using better music a second ago
Everyone was complaining. Okay
No attachments or weapon upgrades. Yeah, you have to like, it's a rarity thing.
You have to find them.
Everyone. There's one guy.
Quiet chat.
Just imagine better music.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
I'm coming.
That's not bad.
I'm playing after you.
Damn, this headshot multiplier is going ham.
There's going him.
Rifle ammo, thank you.
There's our door not in here.
you
Good boss, dude
These multipliers are really adding up.
I guess this wasn't the room we wanted.
It's over here.
Beyond this thing.
Okay.
Nothing special here.
Here's attack power against enemies within 10 feet by 60 percent.
otherwise decrease attack problem 40 so do we make our shotgun headshots do
insane damage
very close like touch
this hurts the rifle yeah
It could just take rifle firepower up.
I mean...
So let's do this.
Rifle up.
Okay.
I thought that mattered.
Increase the collectors fill rate by 40%.
This is a Dacog with 20.
Bitch, am I really waiting?
Bitch, did I kill everybody?
God damn it.
Very nice dude.
Really nice.
Shopping shells, okay.
I'm gonna start sticking to the shotgun for a bit.
Hey, that's lovely.
Here's the power of hand grenades by 60%.
Dude, do I even have any?
I have one.
I have one.
Let's re-roll this and we'll get something good.
Hatchet refill, that's not helpful.
Every time a weapon is discarded, stacking a hand grenade is dropped, doing magic.
massive damage to surrounding enemies.
What the? That's weird.
Hey, what's this?
You restart about to put a 3% when the sight and scope is equipped.
That's balls.
That's fucking balls.
Okay.
To be real, the combination of making a good build is actually really cool.
I'm having a lot of fun with that aspect of this.
It's just that, unfortunately, it's like,
shoe-fisted into just RE9, you know, in general.
It's just a campaign, with like a modifier, you know?
It'd be neat if it was like, a little different.
This load is boring. I mean, I'm having fun right now.
Crease attack bar. This is this one again.
After reloading, the reticle will be at its maximum focus.
Increase reticle focus to 50%.
Increase fire to 50% and the scope is equipped when reticle is focused.
Try to get rid of that.
That's something better.
I haven't discarded 10% health, bill rate, okay, I feel like we're starting to see all
of the things there is to see.
Is this where I'm supposed to go?
The answer is yes.
Aw, jeers, ow!
Super.
Oh, dude, ow, super.
I'm out of, look at him.
That's what I did.
No, I refunded my shit.
My ass, sir.
Right.
WOAH!
WOAH!
WOAH!
Oh my god.
Okay, no more fucking around.
Having fun.
The fill rate is all the way up, we gotta do something about it.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Fresh. Let's get something godlike. Fresh.
We have the melee weapon not equipped because of this.
60% increase without a hatchet equipped.
Bro, I'm just looking for something interesting.
Increases firepower based on full ammo fire.
Okay.
That was interesting. That we have not seen yet.
Got that easy.
Got another one of these.
We can honestly just start hamming this up and going for shotgun shit.
And I wouldn't be against it.
You know?
Does it become shotgun man?
I'm gonna kill him.
I thought that he was mad, damn it.
He was mad.
Shit.
I hear about the thing, I don't hear about it.
What the?
Okay, this is at the school.
Where the hell was this ago?
You can buy a bigger permanent case for Leon in special features, uh, so I'm just playing
out the level I guess.
I'm gonna have to shoot it down.
Hit the shotgun.
Oh
Okay
And this is actually kind of like
These are tiny ass runs. These are like big ass runs, dude.
Yeah, this is not a small little, like, oh, it's just run through the surface. No, that's
some big ass thing
the jam this thing on the dollar every fucking time you I see
I'm not going to be able to do it.
Smile, asshole.
It's okay.
Oh no.
Hey, hey, hey.
That whole bottle came in, really.
I think it was a while.
Another melee weapon.
It's very Dorcus Malorcus.
Okay, we gotta look at a map.
Where the hell are we going, dude?
Classic 70.
You dropped a gun.
You dropped a gun.
That power is very high.
Wow.
Might be worth it.
I think it might be worth it.
Yeah, rain to fire versus power.
I think I'll take power.
I mean, I'll be real as we get to bosses and stuff.
I think I'll take power.
I don't think I can discard.
We're gonna be full darts.
So I'm not gonna give us enough space for this shit though.
Shotgun shells, shotgun shells.
I have a lot of fucking machine gun ammo.
Will that open up enough space?
Bro, I have so much machine gun ammo, it's insane.
They need both shotguns
Well
Well, no
That should be using the tack shotgun anyway
All right, where the hell do we have to go?
I'm drunk
More than usual.
Upstairs to Roof?
Was there a path to walk through up there?
Was the door lead though?
I can't remember.
Part of the game was so forgettable for me.
Damn.
Why is it throwing shade?
Ah, there's the door.
Ah, there's the door.
Four guns.
I only want it if... power...
It's a little bit more powerful.
That's a little bit. It's got three things on it too.
No, I'm gonna go with the triple shot.
I like it.
It's not cool ass burst.
Three more stuff? Really?
Answer slots maximized. Okay.
So, oh, they are already maximized, eh?
Freeze Firepower by 80%, but you take 10% of the damage dealt from each of your own attacks.
That's so weird.
That's so weird.
Do it.
That's so weird.
I mean, with life steal, they could be okay.
I guess life steal...
But the problem is that it's each shot, right?
Bosses make that not good.
Anything crazy?
Usual?
I feel like we've seen nearly everything.
That's what was pop that.
What do we have right here?
Oh, it's straight to the last guy!
Crazy.
Alright.
Alright.
Well...
Time to be taking a close look at this shit.
No hatchet against Victor. Fuckin' we ball. Fuckin' we ball.
That's gonna have to go. Right?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, contender just announced which is getting a 50% increase in September.
Sucks. Sucks.
Looking for any more golds.
Not looking good.
Not looking good.
Victor time
two
of
one of the rifle
Oh my god man what the fuck are you stuck on my brother dude my dude and brother dude
Come on dude I will not
Oh my god, there's more!
of
death
of
death
of
death
I have a brother in here.
bro, bro, bro, okay.
and
well
well
OK not like this
not like this we didn't have the goddamn ax so I guess I would have to equip the axe in the end
And then just start parrying like crazy.
No hatchet to block, yeah.
Yeah, it was fun coming up with a powerful build though.
It was fun.
Yeah, the last bit is like kind of automatic.
Victor phase one part that's hard and we roasted the phase one part,
but it was like we were just unready for just to get smashed over and over again
in the final form.
Um
Making a build is cool. That's all I'll say making a build is cool
but
It being surrounded around just being like
Just segmented re9
It's a bit I
I feel like Ethan must die was better like legit, but Ethan must die was pretty cool
It's okay. Yeah
Case upgrade that's me
So I'm similar to a rogue light, you know you can get
You now can get progress right you can get permanent progress
No Grace must die, no.
No.
Permanently adds extra lightly on dialogue?
Bro, what the fuck is that?
What are we talking about?
I didn't see that a device that fully restores your health after obtaining this item will appear in your inventory when you certainly almost die forever.
Oh, okay.
Lone berserker ability boost increases
close combat attack power boosts from 400% to 500%.
Yeah, to be honest, this is actually,
I would be really down with this
if it was actually a Merc mode, you know?
Like, I personally feel if there was a Merc mode
in this, like a normal Merck's mode that acted like a progressive
kind of road light.
That would actually be mad cool.
We need more boosts, right?
Like the things they give you, there's a pretty limited amount
of stuff that they're dishing out that you can actually modify with.
You're pretty much like, am I going to be super into close range?
Or am I into long range?
Or am I into a melee build?
That feels like that's what it boils down to.
A close range guy, a long range guy, are all into just whacking like crazy, you know?
There you go, a medager.
It's making me want to play Soros though.
I
Saros mode
Everyone would lock down
Yeah, he's a lot of things for all the excitement
That's our gun
So there's a door over here.
You're running.
You really have a lot of time.
You do not have to go fast.
Here at center we have Lord.
I'll come back and I'll do that in a second.
I'll level it up a little bit.
I haven't even seen it.
I'm gonna hurry
Machine gun round the machine gun out of my way
of
I think a handgun, dude, but that thing thing is good, it's mad good.
firepower to 80% of the stick. That shit is so weird.
There's the spider.
I'm gonna hurry.
that's my other spider I did okay
doing crazy fucking damage dude like kind of like long first damage
Yeah, I think, uh, dude, after playing Pragmata, I did the gameplay, the shooting in that game,
the goddamn camera is masterclass. Like, it is crazy how good it is.
Oh, no. Oh, oh, wait.
Oh, no. Did he lose it?
Whoa, what? It's blocked! Okay, so you have no choice.
Gotcha, you can get locked out.
Okay, I didn't know that.
Dude, Pragmata was just so smooth to play.
I think R&R feels a little clunky, like in Barysen.
Other than I've held up like both of them right next to each other.
Ain't no way Prakmod is gonna be more successful than Resident Evil, but...
Dude, those guys did such a good job.
I think it's the best playing third-person action shooter Capcom has put out.
Alright, so where do we wanna go from here?
Eh... Grab the heal...
Grab the ammo...
I
Praise dude, it is like I honestly think it's the best controlling
Shooter third person action shooter not like don't make my action game, but if that's a shooter, it's fucking great, man
Out of my way
Oh my god dude, I can't attack this guy without it dropping a light.
Go, FTS.
He got shot at me.
Oh, he shot at me.
Ew.
Ew.
This guy's had hard.
Yes, we needed a shotgun to deal with that guy.
No, maybe we can actually take the other path this time.
Listerborn.
So I haven't seen that.
Let's do it this time.
I think we're missing.
Let's do it this time, I think we're missing, get burned, we're locked down, yeah, it must
be the accident he's a lot of fingers all day that's a good start
I'm so annoyed, thank you!
Thank you!
You're so annoying.
No!
No!
Ah!
Yeah.
Go back.
See how this goes.
Got anything yet?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
let's see what this leads to back to um i guess the opening of the game
yeah that's what it is
oh my god damn
Look at this shit.
They're gonna be both lowing.
Nothing calm down already.
Brother.
Excuse me.
Oh my god!
Close range.
Hmm, it's something.
Not open.
Can't be.
Okay.
of
the
guy's got a very
of my god
of
the
You gotta parry them and then it makes them weaker.
Okay.
That's a much better near death.
I'm gonna hurry.
Oh my god, you shitty ass.
God damn it.
Good shit
Yeah, I'm extra chatty today
Bro, really I don't need three pistols man like I really don't
Guys that don't need a bunch of pistols
get out of here
what do you mean?
big door
I think I'm gonna ammo over there, which I don't need
of
the
blue zombie reward was another pistol
Eddie Brock, thank you.
We're back here.
I gotta go into this funky ass zombie room.
We don't have that many buffs right now.
When I go down here, we're probably not.
I can actually be out here like R.E. Roguelite.
Well it's kind of like Ethan must die.
You know?
really is not that far away from it.
The reason it's called Leon must die, because it's
dramatically very similar to what was in his previous game, which was already 7.
Okay.
Aw, no.
It's in the air.
Okay.
Back to here.
Then we gotta fight a lot of dudes and get a lot of buffs.
the goal right now but will they actually die
I
Damn it, bro
Holy shit through the wall my hot my eye
I
Need some gloves, dude. I'm out of I'm out of healing and need gloves every item discarded recover 10% health from your cherished belongings
Let's get healing do it again
Right
Shuffle.
Zombie said with kicks are set on fire. Yeah, sure.
Sounds like you've just game. Uh, once.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
Hey, I don't give up that easy
Look at that shit
Maybe get a shotgun soon, dude. Please head shot weak point firepower. I
Don't ever plan on missing
I'm so sick of this shit.
Shut up.
Hey, who the fuck are you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Situational awareness at all time high.
Increase the power of hand-gazing at 60% for your chance
that grenades will not be consumed with drone.
Um...
Here's attack bar based on the number of empty slots when you're at the shakest. Empty slots!
Empty?
Empty.
That's 20 that I killed in that shit.
100%?
No.
read that wrong my pistols look good all the damage of the world
you just run what one go yeah
Okay, well I might as well just start doing...
There's the left grade.
I guess well.
That's one.
Percent of max health will go on defeating an enemy.
Shit.
Oh man, we need another...fuck.
Fuck what do I own they have to do one of these right?
The kick is so situational yeah, it's neat, but it like how often are we gonna actually see this you know when we get to a boss
It's gonna be useless. We need a good three-star
Hey, man, someone's shit at me.
Can I go pick up this?
and
that's kind of me but
Really going all the way? Is there no other way to go?
Bye.
Yeah, I think it's the other way.
Leon's more chatty than usual. We actually thought that it was a top grade.
Leon being more chatty was a legit top grade. It's very funny.
I see zombies over there.
Hey, I was just ditching.
of
So Jeff, use your ammo. No, dude, the ammo is not really an issue.
Here we go.
Ammo is not exactly a problem.
So we pretty much have to go to
straight to fucking Victor.
Well, at least I can parry now.
Brian.
What do I even have?
I can shotgun him in the head?
Dude, I have...
Now I have very little ammunition.
Now that we're thinking about it.
Okay.
Are there other doors?
I couldn't find one on this level.
This was it.
That's it.
I'm gonna find out.
Here we go.
No, there was a route, dude, more shit.
I'm not gonna die for that vision.
Sacrifice must be paid!
In the grand scheme.
I'm not dead!
Not to me.
now
now
You
See if you're reaching a limit
When I wait
Okay
of
of
the
not that right now
No.
Okay, we can still parry and everything.
I'm just putting a little in pull lips dude.
I think I'm about to throw it up.
I just saw the grenades from earlier.
Give me your cocktail please.
Ow, my whole ass!
I think this.
Oh.
Oh.
Still trying, huh?
I'm still trying, huh?
Boy, that's it.
of
the
the
I don't know how much healing do I have?
Ooh, not much.
Damn.
They're actually low on ammo and they'll kill you.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, we actually done.
Oh, we're done.
There's no extra motor or anything, and this is the boss. Okay.
Gege!
Uh, we did it!
The most unexpected way.
It's actually kinda easy.
It's actually like not that bad.
Once you have a parry to actually parry things, only a 3 star weapon, not even many legendaries.
That is rank 1, true.
Okay.
Rank 2, Wolf Mode.
Okay
Rank two wolf mode like to be a special content forever rank two. So what changes?
No frills
What is no
Alligator snapper hatchet the real Leon
Wolf mode
Equipped from Leon must die forever main menu and start with certain equipment.
Wow.
He has a goddamn car on his head, brother.
is this cannon is this cannon shot it's suffer off do this
is on Leon's head should be this paid DLC this DLC cost me $60 minus $60 it was free
can't really complain too much take it or leave it dude I had no CP is that because damn that
is a terrible thing to say I mean I guess not a terrible thing to say they should probably
call it something else um oh no call it anything else brother let me see what this does ready
to die okay so it doesn't change anything so how how rough is this
What? What is it something to do with Victor?
Yeah, please don't want to fit in front of excitement.
Everything drastically changed.
It's called Zenny.
Bitch.
Zenny is literally the capcom term for money.
That's good.
Never done this, baby.
That's good as missing.
Oh, shit!
I carried you, you mother-criper!
Goddammit!
Goddammit!
Dude, can you, like, actually get carried?
For me?
For you?
Okay, that's it.
Whoa!
Wow, how do you keep me on the back there and I'm dying?
out of my way. This guy is in a form of a hammer. He's not stunning. Who's the red
So the red mobs is what you're supposed to like parry them or melee them specifically
sorry and they go down faster but the melee is just not doing it.
melee blue parry yeah I mean the melee is not the melee is not doing the damage I
think it would you know what I mean I'm expecting slightly higher damage than
that
I'm gonna hurry.
Wow, okay.
Now, that goes away much faster than this mode.
That goes way, way faster, bro.
How come you're here over here?
Out of my way.
Yeah, my carry is very limited now.
of the time to your ride. Okay, so it's sort of similar to what they do in The Botanist
Center.
Yeah, my ex was spider isn't there okay all right good to know
I'll just go.
That's nuts.
I'll have to pre-roll this.
I can't even hit by any enemy that has a gun.
Maybe it's one level where enemies actually have guns.
Ok.
Fascinating.
Ok, wow.
Shoot it!
Oh my god, lady.
Lady, I don't need this right now.
I need to activate my speeder and I need this time.
Did you fuck my speeder up?
Did you fuck my speeder up?
Alright.
What the fuck is this?
I have no axe!
Oh, I think I have no tarry!
Oh my god!
That's right, dude.
I don't know how to use this.
I'm talking about a band-aid.
It was a trick.
I don't mind what you're talking about.
Well that's pretty good right now!
Fuck.
I'm a fucking fairy.
Another buff. Okay, there we go. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
of
the
stuff
of
the
I'm gonna hurry
Stop it
Wild it
of
a smiter go
You're going crazy over here.
Didn't exactly want to grab that weapon I think I need to right there.
Just trying to loot the whole ground.
I don't know what pistols you're going to give me.
Is that, is that not just the default pistol at the beginning?
Fucking totally is.
to a certain degree
of
It's like not insane like wow look at all this crazy shit.
It's okay.
Here we should go more road light.
Yeah, me too.
There's a bed on the cabinet, is there?
I don't know if it's actual bed.
It's too slow, well it is the uh, you know, that's what it is, on the wooden stairs, okay.
I wish I could go here and fight enemies, they don't, they don't place enemies in any
area that is not where enemies normally would be.
I think that's the biggest part that's like, oh okay.
There's only a pop in areas where they normally do.
Yeah, time is way shorter in rank 2.
No, it's not Mercenaries.
No, it is definitely not.
We're just playing the same game with new parameters.
That's it.
of
of
of
I don't give a f**k
Oh my god, what the f**k is that?
Oh, there goes that
Oh my god, dammit
Yeah, I need to reload faster
My damage is bad low
the
all three
what?
I saw that before
okay what can we do?
now
man
man
this suck
give me a god damn break
What the fuck?
Did you board?
I felt that one!
Oh my god, man, he's so shit in this game dude.
Oh my god, no axe, no axe to grind with this guy!
Literally!
of
the
of
the
death of
the
of
death
of
death
of
Interesting choice, Lillian, but I respect this.
That's what we have to do, if anybody asks.
Yeah, because he's about to take so many bullets, it's insane.
I have no melee for this guy.
I don't need much that easy.
Bruh, bruh.
Get ready.
I'm going to shock.
Hey, finally.
Oh crap!
Something!
That's pretty helpful.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
the music started getting faster
but I have a time
there's not as many spiders either
good shoot that gun
why don't shooty the gun
aim and shoot
Take your 3-dash finally out.
Never a dull day.
Still live?
There's certainly those.
I don't give up that easy.
What do we got, what do we got?
The reason we're covering up in tempera is that this is damage taken by 100%.
I think I have enough time for this shit dude.
I'm still sick of this shit.
Two herbs? Two herbs.
Combine these.
Grabbing the third face.
Still don't have a way to heal my freaking axe.
My broken axe.
DJ.
I'm about to give you up the box, I just realized.
Yeah, it's harder. I mean, it's definitely harder. That's for sure. It's harder. It's
not like I'm a sure getting to the higher ranks will be interesting. But it's okay.
I'm not super sold on
any better music.
I mean, it's I the biggest thing is that like
at least with like hunk mode and stuff like that, which is what this is sort of emulating,
you know, like a situational run through of the game.
Like hunk is a reverse run through the game, which made it cool.
And also like enemy placements and a lot of that shit was different.
Like where enemies were and how you had to deal with them was a bit
Different. You know, hunkers also want a mission, which made it great.
Which made it great. The pacing is pretty often this mode is not really addicting.
It's nice when you get some combinations of shit.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's kind of like Leon arcade mode, yeah.
I'm newbie thank you but I will say Ethan must die is a better mode I was
addicted to Ethan must die and doing it as quick as possible like that shit was
mad cool dude what a cool last thing Ethan was if Ethan must die was kind of
great. I like the timer. Yeah.
Timer's a choice. It's like it's got a it's got a
mercenary style timer. And also like you can increase the timer by killing enemies. You can
hit spiders to bump up the time like the hour glasses and shit.
I just don't know like mercenaries is going to have to be something very different
And they have to make new maps for all that shit and stuff
So you're not going to be able to play mercs in just random places, you know
And to become like actually to be real RE4
Makes a lot more sense with mercenaries because why the zones are huge
Like when you're fighting a ton of dudes in Berserneries mode, dude, the maps are massive!
They're fucking real big!
So you don't really have that much room to work with.
You don't have large open areas like RE4 and shit.
But you know, you don't really have that much in RE8 and they were able to do that and that
game.
Oh yeah.
So yeah.
R.A. Five Mercenaries was the most fun.
Um, it was cool.
There was a lot of maps in R.A. Five Mercenaries.
It was mad cool.
Yeah, we should play Sorrow.
Oh, I do feel like after like Saros and Pragmata, which are other third person action games that
don't mess me up. This yawning thing is because I am that perspective of shooting messes me up, man.
Something Nari 9 in the over the shoulder camera of it, or like the the the somewhat sluggish
controls. I don't know what it is. I think it's not really eye strain because in it's a it's a
responsive thing. I think it's honestly a responsiveness issue with me. Because when
I went back and I played Leon again, I was like, ooh, I'm feeling a little sick. The
combat is so slow and sluggish, like it's not responding in a way that is making my
brain react where it's like, oh, I'm expecting him to move this way when I press this thing.
And something doesn't happen. And it's like, oh, I have to wait for it to happen. So that's
sluggish like sort of like laggy feeling
Makes me sick to my stomach. It's a weird thing and then when I play a game like sorrows or I play
Or I play like pride motto, which is the same shit, which is the same shit
It's completely fine, dude. I could not believe
the number one thing that fucks me up in
The number one thing that fucks me up in any of these big games that have like a looking around an aspect
we have to look around the areas and up and down messes me up in a lot of games
right it almost ruined Metroid Prime for me however Pragmata is all that like
everything of Pragmata is looking up and around its shit and you know what I
noticed as we were like three-quarters through the game I'm like I am
completely comfortable with this shit this isn't it's there's I have a
a sensitivity to some games in their camera, right? But Pragmata gave me none of it. It
was a super responsive, something about the way the camera works, the FOV, something.
I don't get it. And in that game, man, I was just like this place like a breeze. And I
feel like now that I have the perspective of Pragmata as a third person shooter, it
was also made by Capcom.
Wheeeee, dang!
Not that I have the perspective of both of those games next to each other?
Man, I think I deeply respect Pragmata.
That game did shit for me.
From a control standpoint that is kind of mind-blowing, dude.
Like, Pragmata just...
really is so responsive as far as a game.
It's kinda like this, this game is also mega responsive, which makes it feel really good.
This hasn't been a recent thing, it's not, yeah, it's, I complained about it and it's
like, it's like Max just can't play third person to first person games, like no, no,
no, it's not that.
It's for some reason, some games fucked me up.
And notice it in Wolfenstein, the bobbing in Wolfenstein messes me up.
But whenever I would play like Doom Eternal or Doom 2016, completely fine.
No issues.
It's mostly how like the camera works and how the camera operates.
Mario 6 messes me up every once in a while with its camera.
And a few other games here and there.
But this and faster-paced games like Prymona and stuff, totally fine.
Very weird.
Silent Hill Remake, yeah, I kind of just gritted my teeth on Silent Hill 2 Remake.
It definitely happened to me on that in all the close quarters areas and shit.
I was kind of like yeesh, man. Yeesh.
No, it's not motion blur and screen shake. It's not that. I like those things in games.
Dying light didn't do much to me. No, I was kind of okay during that. I didn't play a ton of it.
This happens. I get really yawning. I didn't play a ton of it, but
no issues. Dying light was totally fine.
But I can turn off the, what's it called? I could turn off
the the head bob bullshit across there on the screen probably helps a lot too yeah
I think I should have done that start the cycle with a key sorry and I'm gonna
keep you on it shield reduces incoming corruption aether's more effective
aether's more effective I really don't have many of these right now
Let's do power where you got that.
2k for that shit dude.
Oh, these are big buffs over here. I gotta get all the way up there.
What's this?
Attribute enhancers become more effective.
Whoa, hey, we beat this boss, right?
Using power weapons charges overdrive faster.
I'll find my life in this game.
This game is really good.
Using power weapons charges overdrive faster.
We have to kill Legion, we've fought him a couple of times and I died.
Heavy weapon charges your L3R3 move, oh that shit.
Okay, so using my L2 makes my L3R3 show up more.
I mean, maybe in a vacuum this game could be easy compared to Returnal.
It's still mad hard, like it's still tough.
You progress much faster on the back end than Returnal.
There's a lot more linear progression in terms of all this shit.
I would say if you had a tough time with Returnal, naturally, you might have a better time with
this.
But it's challenging.
It's still very challenging.
You've died the bosses several times.
If you died as your progress reset, so here's the way the game works.
And I haven't done a full run yet.
What you do is you level up the character to a proficiency level up there, which is like
your overall power level.
That can naturally get stronger over time.
So when you get into a run, your proficiency and your power go up, your weapons get more
powerful, yada, yada, yada.
with me here, that's just like Returnal.
However, there's checkpoints for all the areas now,
so you can go straight to an area.
But you start with your base proficiency.
If you went to the previous areas and did a run,
like a full cyclical run, like you had Returnal,
you would be way more powerful.
Like, you can do every single thing in a row in order
and if you have a tough time on a boss as you're checkpointing,
just do a couple runs before and you can be way more powerful
because you killed the boss, you did the thing.
There's things that give you health recovery
when you get to bosses and stuff like that.
It refreshes your revives, all those kind of things.
You get bonuses for that shit.
So there's incentivization to do full runs
and not just checkpoint runs.
Checkpoint runs might actually end up being
a little bit harder.
Yeah, more artifacts, more buffs, all that kind of shit.
So you can pretty much play the game like it's Returnal,
or you can play with this new checkpointing system,
which might be a little more difficult.
And that's what I'm running into.
The game's a little bit more difficult
when I have to, you know,
kind of like start at a checkpoint and try to fight a boss.
Yeah, Returnal's big ass like five hour gauntlet
was a little unhinged.
Yeah, it was part of their vision.
Don't get me wrong.
But, this is what it is.
What do we even have activated right now?
Damage Delta Haastiles.
Damage Delta Haastiles, Loosenant Range, Radius.
Integrity is fully restored upon reaching an Overlord.
So I get full health when I get to a boss.
That's great.
Increase the tier of all artifacts, what do we got over here?
Corruption bonuses, second chance deactivated, Lucenac reduction upon returning to the passage.
I want to make progress here, so let's just do that.
Further Loosenight Reduction upon returning to Passage.
Turn off Haukein removal.
Yeah.
That one's very good, though.
Second chance yet. We don't have a lot of these. I need more of these to make to like nerf me.
I need more of these.
Grease the tier of all artifacts.
I say we take that off right now.
and go with this yeah right and I can take away this corruption thing
Damn it.
What for?
Okay, small.
Do you like the system mechanic?
I'm...
I need more.
Like, we have all these ones that are locked.
I actually need more.
Is what I feel.
I feel like I need to understand how this works a bit better.
And the combinations therein,
There in to get a better understanding and appreciation of it. It's okay. I
Feel like I
What am I trying to say I feel like I don't need it yet, you know what I mean
I feel like I think this should have been unlocked a bit later
Corruption is removed more quickly
Oh, okay, that's fine, that's fine, lock it in.
Back to the goddamn poison swamp.
Goddamn.
Yeah, I've been doing any modifiers in the playthrough, that'd probably be best.
I feel like I'm either making this more difficult on myself or more easy and it's messing shit
up.
Yeah, they do this in Hades as well.
All the modifiers?
They do.
Okay, excuse to this.
The game.
This game is kind of a blast to play.
It feels great, dude.
Shotgun.
Oh, yeah, just spread.
Cool.
Can we take that at the start?
Corruption modifiers.
More proficiency.
Yeah, let's get crazy.
Alright, bitch.
Alright, bitch!
Do you guys sort of name one every time for death?
Uh, I haven't yet. No, I've just been continuing, checkpointing.
It's contrast between RA9 and this is crazy. Well, RA9 is, like, a much more slow, methodical game.
This game is fast AF, dude.
Okay. Yeah, this game just feels amazing to play. The same thing was with Returnal.
Goddamn, like, the responsiveness of the game is just nuts. It just feels wonderful.
I need to do it with this shit.
Plus, with the character isn't like lumbering, he is just fast as shit.
Ow, that's stupid.
of
out of its right I forgot
produce
max
armor integrity
got that thing I need to
I need to do
turn this shit off
Let's lose tonight. Really? Man.
Man!
Can't see my life bar. You can't see my life bar!
Listen, bitch!
Listen!
What am I giving a fight?
What are you doing to me?
Come here.
Fuck!
This is a big ass.
Okay, one's back here, dude. Come on, chill.
Big armor.
Shit.
Although target radius, the stagger on my annihilator shotgun is good.
I don't know what I'm doing, I just don't know what I'm doing.
Oh, what?
Oh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh!
I'm walking on our now dude.
Holy shit man, that was a weird ass engagement.
Finally kills generate power.
Screw my max health.
Fuck it.
so we gotta side the gig over here
I think I start with a key.
damn it we're stealing in there too dude
big shit
of
death
of
death
of
Getting freaky!
Again, another area I have no access to. My god. Oh boy!
This one's already looking rough.
Rip the urn, and now we gotta deal with big shit.
I'll shot him straight in my face.
That's a big dog.
Oh my god, that's a big fucking dog that instantly kills you.
is limited unless you get the things for it yeah feeling doesn't have to be
limited but it usually is
I got a lot of buffs over here
will be anything good oh that's good I can go back to that one room that's good
Let's see if we can...
Trinity head.
Keep up.
I'm probably gonna run all the way back.
Right?
All the way back where the hell was that?
How did
Hallelujah
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just above. I'll take it.
I'm not into the poison swamp, dude.
Okay, that was going very bad and now we're kinda doing good.
This is the boss.
Alright.
Somebody's missing a weapon.
This shit is actually written!
Must have found a good gun.
No good buffs!
Damn.
Okay.
How much more accurate are you in this over the gun?
Uh, you have that as no auto aim.
Um, yeah.
I mean, when I have to actually aim at the enemies, the aiming in this feels great.
In this game, I think this gun rewards you for accuracy.
I think you get more damage with this
We're actually like having actors who are hitting enemies or something
Just over here, that's where we're gonna go and I can tell like I'm hitting enemies in weak spots and shit
Um, and now we got the repeater crossbow. Oh shit
right
wall the charge speed is hella fast
Hella fast!
There's no reason not to do that.
Oh, that's right. We have two different ways we can go over here.
of
the
of
the dinosaur on
hey what the hell bitch
bitch my life
bitch I love you
you shouldn't have used that on that
it's crushing off me man
Well, let's take this now.
Yink. And...
I'm gonna go the downwards way. I don't know where to go this way.
It is also ripping right now. Oh my fucking god.
this shit is silly
Yeah, I have a couple of curses, or an axel.
What's that?
Wait, there was two drops?
They dropped a gun as well?
Bitch.
now I'm sick of what I got this seems good
that hit me wow all right close-range these guys really suck
so us epistles are cool
to
win there is one
of the bus and about my charge speed is mega and right now
Dash, drain, increase dash, pull down.
That ain't worth it.
Hey, where's my thing?
Check.
Did I pick it up?
Usually grab the thing right here.
We're gonna be missing sometimes?
You already unlocked that bridge?
Fuck!
You're right.
You're right.
Oh my ass.
You're right.
of
the
That was balls.
Dude, she's swiped.
I think I have my shield up all the goddamn time, right?
That's like a glitch that I'm coming to.
I think in this game it's not about dodging as much.
You just need to have shield up constantly.
I think some things are not utilizing very much.
Oh my god!
So shit.
So shit.
You even trying to risk it?
Okay, wow, that is good.
Three bonus?
Wow, three bonuses.
so low on health
making noise
so shit
Oh, I misjudged it.
Shit, man.
Shit.
It's alright.
It's alright.
It's all right. It's all right.
Shield's just too good, you know? I seem to use it more.
That was a good run. I had good stuff. Just lost too much life.
I got no Hauke on bullshit.
five. Harry's dealing more damage. Wow. Lauren, take ready after second chance. Damn. Okay.
Some cool shit in there. Just run it back. I have the thing that turns off Halcyon drops.
No, I think we turned it... no?
Back in there.
Come back stronger.
Don't think it's hot there.
Hold off on Dylan, big shit.
That's so fast this time.
Time to haul ass.
I got hit!
Ohhhh...
No...
Kill through it!
Nothing! What damage?
Wait for it!
I
Thought you could shield regular projectile orbs, or maybe I was miscorrecting that I was correct
You know you have to avoid just completely
Yeah, you can shield the yellow, it just gets corruption.
I'm saying outside of it, like here, for example, could I shield it outside, because this area
this fucking just ran into me
This is the green thing I saw.
Tearing rounds and dash load.
Oh, two buffs.
Whoa!
Okay, I think something that actually gives me a health return, you know, like any life
back on this shit.
the
happens you're not digging on
I don't think there's one that I necessarily dislike
the others that I'm using this for
I never realized that I'm in the room that does that.
So it's closing and it's like, shit.
Fusing rounds, Trinity hits.
This one had spread control.
I guess it's okay.
five
five
five
five
five
of
Charge overdrive faster.
Oh, I'm not in the shit zone, so that's right, because I have downsides.
I'm doing attack.
What the fuck?
Random enemy in here.
three
on that
That's fucking things flying around me.
There he is.
There he is.
Hope the game's on dickens of PC.
It's not looking great with the way Sony is currently operating.
And a little bit of accurate fire on this, and man, enemies die if you hit the weak
point, dude.
They really die fast.
Okay, and we're here.
this is very shallow extremely shallow
buffage or keys dude I don't even have things to use this shit on
they return a lot of PC also had some issues too
at launch especially
I don't like it when it's like a completely free launch you know.
and
Here we go.
Get crazy.
The turtle dino can't be as fun.
Yeah, it's hopefully got a couple million.
At least. Good luck.
For a new IP that doesn't feature like a bald white dude or something like that.
That really is like a middle-aged female protagonist.
I think it did pretty well, I think, considered.
Because it was just fucking godlike.
The game was amazing.
Come on, give me my goop.
Yeah, Saros is on there for PS5 right now.
Hey, there's an outpion.
Immunity after dash, holy shit!
Force!
Force!
Immunity dash, immunity 4.
Ah.
God damn it.
I had a dash shield. Son of a bitch. So good.
That's not what I got to do.
That's what we do.
Lose, loosen that when hit.
Redraw that.
Frenzy Tostals deal extra damage from successful hits.
Let's redraw that again.
How's that?
Well, it wasn't even worth it!
Fucking shit!
Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
of
of
It's a dickhead camp.
who's not restored integrity if integrity is low you'll reduce damage when it
What is that?
No
No
Low tech greedy
That's where the key is?
That's an audio log.
Huh.
Interesting.
Where do we have to have to go?
Oh, the audio logs behind the wall, son of a bitch.
That's better.
I can't go back and see what the hell that was.
Okay.
vacuum bomb is really good
Okay, okay, yeah boss time
Let's just do it. It's boss time
It's all my revive as well. Yeah, let's just start here. I don't know where this guy's weak spot is but
I'm gonna find it
Oh boy, um, damn, and it's got two buffs, weak point damage is up.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna be using the side bonus on this very much, but don't do it.
I mean, this one's powerful.
I think this one's gonna be good.
Explosive rounds.
Consequent of it's on same target deal, extra damage.
On same, dude, it's a boss gun.
Clip is half empty, deals increased damage.
Bruh.
Bruh.
This seems like a boss gun.
of
Oh
Well, I'm wasting it.
Holy shit.
I felt like it wasn't even hard.
I had to manually aim at his face, and it just wasted it.
Holy shit.
I'm not dead.
I know it.
Wow.
Absolutely roasted and he killed me like two or three times, and then you just died
What the fuck
Holy shit dude, do you see what I'm seeing bro? Look at this shit. Oh my god. Oh my god
This shit looks like a an actual HR Giger painting
This is insane. This is fucking insane looking
in this I
I legit think like some of the environment dude house mark if you guys if
anybody you guys are watching this and some of the environmental art in this
game is insane this shit is crazy look at this shit dude
some of it some of the times like I've seen shots of this game from like
Moments like this and it's like bro. This is just some of the best environments. I've ever seen in a game like straight up
Look at the scale to Jesus Christ, man, it's so cool
Wow dude look at this shit look at this shit with your eyes
So sick, yeah, very matrix ish
He's in it, too.
Wow.
Wow.
That, like, hero shot, like, where it wants you to look at this from this angle?
That shit was unbelievable, man.
how good it looks. How's the RA9 DLC? Yeah, it's okay. It's worth trying. It's okay.
It wasn't the most combined modeling. It was okay.
Raytracing on... does this thing even have Raytracing? I don't know.
What?
So cool.
to the city.
Whatever it needs, Kayla can fit here.
Pretty sick.
I guess we have to return to the passage in a few weeks.
Yeah, we actually have to right now, okay, no choice.
Man.
You're cool.
Kayla?
Kayla, I'm here.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
It was supposed to be shiny and new.
Kayla.
And now we're falling.
We're falling.
And we can't.
Kayla.
We can't go back.
Oh, did the commander go insane?
For everybody?
I don't know what the rest of the choices are.
I
Price money thank you, warm
No one's coming for us.
Kayla, you have to push that away.
Please, I need you to fix something I found it's urgent.
I can't.
I can't do that now.
Can we have a fun give a no dark story for once?
It'd be nice if the economy and everything is bad.
I'll find the colonists and I'll mix tape
You have to go play mix tape. It just came out. Apparently it's amazing
Just leave that's all you ever do
Dead as disco
Pocopia
Resident good for
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Um, Sheridan told me I should write a letter to home.
She felt it would aid me in processing my feelings about, uh, apparently dire circumstances.
Usually, I would huff and puff another unchosen demand upon the time and energy requests after
all are invariably made to suit herself and her employers, but the truth, I relish this
chance to demonstrate how words spring forth in the ways, uh, if there to, if there to,
I mentioned it unimaginable, hence I curb my instinctive inclination towards protest
for the more I understood that her proposition did for once concern a best interest, a tactic
acknowledgement that since Dear Tarn absconded, I lacked a true confident amongst the hallowed
remnant of echelon forest roster.
These guys, big words dude, I'm a streamer, you better comment down.
I had not the heart to tell her there was no one left for me at home either, nor that
home has long been a concept without meaning. So this letter is instead to you, Sheridan,
despite our frequent animosity, I felt the sincerity of your intention. I saw that there
is a flicker of kindness beneath the lackey skin. I hope one day the problems that so
bedevil us have been overcome.
It might reach a more lasting chord.
That was wrong.
Did not work out.
Good. Went extra bad.
Don't know your file saying not to address you by your real name. That's correct.
Might I ask? I'd rather you didn't. It's not optional.
It's a reminder of things that shows to forget.
I forget things, so things I was, things I've lost, people I've lost, and so I'm simply stack.
For reasons of my own, I understand that this deviates from regulation, but it keeps things clean, simple, it keeps me focused.
Updating my notes.
Damn, dead stack notes?
Not cool.
That's blowing.
Uh-oh.
I think they're lower or the plan said
Now I know perhaps I take pride in helping something flourish
Beauty from the dirt you know I'm no by that without me these plants have nothing
just a normal guy just a completely normal dude that nobody seems to realize is here
It didn't mean anything.
Max looks like Chad Cogger from Nickelback.
No one's ever said that before, listen.
I'm playing a game here.
How dare you.
No.
This was a mistake.
We need to talk.
I know.
I know.
Why does every video game protagonist
have to be so loud?
I mean, it's not a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
It's a game.
Why does every video game protagonist got to be a skit so?
It was from Final Fantasy VII and started it, you know?
Trust me.
It wasn't for Final Fantasy VII to take that
extremely powerful narrative tool.
Of the unreliable narrator and stuff like that.
That, yeah, did Zephroth do this?
That we can thank Final Fantasy VII for that.
Okay?
Move your colleagues, came to our door, two men smirking.
I didn't like the way they looked at me.
They said you hadn't shown up today.
I said I didn't know where you were.
You just look at each other and laugh, it doesn't kind of laugh.
And one of them said, I bet you don't.
The other just leered at me, God, these men you work with.
I found the bottles.
That much I do know about.
What else, Sergeant?
And where were you last night?
Open the door, please.
eclipsed.
No, don't do this.
Trevor, let me in.
Ah
Completely normal right completely normal whoa
There is a hum beneath my skin, the yellow shore calls me in my sleep, to a place older
than maps where the air feels like fever, and the dawn seeps through broken glass.
I know what waits there is not mercy, I know what is way to speak the language of endings,
I know that it's waves, but when they whisper my name I yearn to go, then I wake, tasting
salt.
If you are hearing this, I have found my purpose.
I came all this way and found what I really wanted.
But the show has me now.
No easy choices.
Take charge, make a statement, control, clear and firm.
That's Selene.
Have I just not picked up on that?
That's totally Celine, right?
It's totally Celine.
It is.
Yeah.
It's got to be the same voice actress.
It's Celine from Returnal.
It's the main character.
I heard it in that, like, real disdain, right?
In that moment, because Celine goes through a lot of that shit from Returnal.
I was like, whoa, no, that really sounds like her.
The map are shared in an anti-aircraft stack of costly losses.
Your directives remain unchanged.
I've got to get to the city.
That's all that matters now.
The city will contain a wealth of data and resources.
Yeah.
Well, the route's blocked unless this is fixed.
And Kayla won't play ball.
Her non-compliance is noted.
I will assist you.
Finally.
The dedication to Sultari interests is commendable.
Turn to the bridge controls using primary.
We got some shit too.
Perry's deal more damage. Interesting.
What are we working on over here?
Um, this is...
Command Attribute Enhancers Become More Effective.
I might...
Explain!
Command Attribute Enhancers.
Explain to me like I'm five.
Command is power?
So any of my power weapons...
...then the enhancers on them...
...are buffer.
Shield reduces incoming corruption.
Drive attribute enhancers become more effective.
Right.
Aether is more effective.
Aether is more effective.
I think I'm going to do that.
I'm gonna go back here and do that shit, dude.
What was this?
Hostiles drop extra loot. Hmm, let's go with that.
Go back here and let the boy have it done.
Yeah, I mean, it's got a lot of similarities to Returnal, but it is not Returnal.
It is not. There are similarities, but it's not Returnal.
What are we looking at here?
Uh, Kakosin modifiers.
World dial.
I'm enjoying the game.
I'm loving it.
They were kind of stuck on a boss for a few times, but now we're doing pretty good.
The bridge controls.
Let's return.
Game of the Year 2021.
For me.
It just is.
Amazing.
Amazing game.
It's you.
Glad you're still alive, Devraj.
Stark and Sheridan are dead.
If you had come back, you could have protected them.
We both know they weren't cut out for this.
Don't get hung up on it.
Focus on what you want.
We'll deal with this later.
Use that.
It'll keep you alive.
So where are all that's left?
Kayla's still there.
It's her heart she's no use to you now don't look back what you need is ahead
Did I have any expectation of returnable for playing it just looked cool and then just like
blew my mind there's a mind-blowing game how good it was
Returnal does have the very cool aspect of it being secluded, because it's just about
Celine overcoming and learning about herself.
The idea that she runs into the dead bodies of herself, and you learn more from them,
that it will all return, is really cool.
And honestly, it's kind of similar to Expedition 33, where you're like, how far did she get?
Like how far did she successfully get?
And when you...
It's a cool narrative, right?
It's a cool, like, narrative, I'd say, like, gapping the bridge, bridging the gap.
Um, Expedition 33 does the same thing, too, where it's like, when you get to Expedition
33, you find how far they got, you know, and learn more on every single run.
This is captivating.
Bam.
BAM!
Something that opens up the uh... orange walls.
time frame of the conflict for centuries ago
of
the
I want so much.
It's so close.
So close now.
Whoa.
The sign.
Is that the thing from the rich? Confirmed.
You better stay out of my way.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
I knew it.
She's here.
Gain access to a sealed chamber.
A sigil.
I'm going to leave that there.
Damn, visuals in this area are looking nuts.
This honestly might be one of the best looking PS5 games.
Well, I'm sorry, I'm on a PS5 Pro.
I'll shut the hell up.
That's like two.
Nothing got here shocking.
Wow.
I was gone, but I was always there.
This was my chance.
Why couldn't I take it?
But here I am now.
You traveled so far.
Where are you now?
Wow
Damn wall
It's me with ff7
Yep
That's me when I'm describing part three. I feel the same way
It's a sequel
Particular evidence
Developer interviews
Okay, can't go over there
How dare they?
Hose in dudes
I'll keep the healing just in case start moving through this big ass city
Ow, dude.
Oh my god.
There's a shooting little shoot, Seth.
Shootin' little shoots.
Man, where is my goddamn double jump?
Where is it?
Where is my super suit?
This is falling apart.
Wait, I've seen this room before.
This is like the opening area.
the
thing that's really started again
Huh? What's going on?
It's all gone.
Only yellow now.
Only yellow.
No buffs!
I think my gun might be better.
The hit point damage is so high.
Or it's a little higher.
Let's redraw it.
of
Bang bang shoot him up. Oh, I have a door I can't get through.
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the
death
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the
death
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to make a puzzle of the song
of the later shotgun stagger amount is a very high
and
I'm sticking with this hand can dude. Just sticking with it. It's killing. It's just killing
Uh, okay, hold on. I'm going to go
All the way back and grab that healing. I was doing it. I saved it for a reason. I can run back there within a couple seconds
Can I
AHHHHHH!
Okay, alright, I forgot about this room, okay?
I forgot about this room.
Thought it was gonna be a straight shot.
A straight shot.
Fuck!
I can't get back, I just lost life trying.
Shit.
of
the point damages or that
of
the
of
that
was nearly as big as I thought it was
enemies hit you so god damn hard here
of
Oh, they made it.
Alright!
Alright!
Yeah, alright.
Yeah, we're switching now.
They got me finally.
It's time.
Blessed hand cannon though.
Took me throughout that whole boss fight dude.
Look 8 means to cross Chasm.
Well, I wonder if it's going to be related to this shit.
Activate the dank.
Activate the dank.
Bye, Kamiya.
Thank you.
I just did that.
So that's what that does.
That is not as good.
Fire level not as good.
Shit.
I'm gonna shoot with this thing first.
Box with this wine-out of shit in the lower place.
Such a beautiful place. Such possibility.
But a dark place too.
What happened here must not be spoken of. We must forget.
I wish you were here, dear heart. You would understand.
And Cannon really wants me now.
These things are fucking crazy, dude. All damage causes...
That's a good one. Go for it!
It restores my second chance, but I haven't used my second chance yet.
Blake, is this even worth it?
It's not worth it yet.
It's just one thing to suffer.
Whoa, that happened very fast.
Novalance?
What?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Sniper shot?
Yes.
This is a power rifle sniper shot.
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death
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death
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death
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death
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death
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death
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Oh
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death
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Die.
Up here.
War Room.
Wait you you wanted this I was an insect just in the dirt now I belong
They budget our people
We're nothing to them. They celebrated torture. They built this world on suffering
so much love
To be chosen for so much more
Laudia.
Yellow King, Yellow Priestess, the first children of Yellow Shore.
Divine Blazing, a place inside one of us, ancient and forever, blind and unforgiving.
A god who never was and always is, a golden thread spiraling from every single atom of
this world, all dancing to its thirst.
It is our desire, our undying need, waiting for a corn of it, consuming it, feeding it
anointing it, making us beautiful, making us contemptible.
Please let it, let me go there so far beyond the eclipse.
Let the shore see me.
Let it choose me every ounce of me.
Let me be beautiful.
Damn.
This is what happens in some of the uses
that Twitch primes up.
Static negator, firing a stationary deal produced damage.
uh
Game one hit immunity after opening a container. I don't know where we draw this
I'll tell you the next damage was excessive hits
All right, all right
What? Sorry. What? What?
Okay.
What is that? What's happening?
New hazards.
Right.
of
no bonuses race your bold
auto polls
of
I need to see it in action.
Yeah.
Ranged, shocked on.
Yeah, slug rounds. I'll try it. This was the second one.
No. Oh, my god, damn these rooms, dude. God damn these rooms.
My brain is not big enough to process what's happening.
The moment of clarity does not happen quickly.
How damn it.
Dude.
You have to like see these rooms like one or two times before this shit starts making sense.
If the alt-fire on this is this, I don't understand the difference.
What the hell is the alternate fire?
Fire is a single powerful bolt which will split into multiple homing projectiles.
Oh, if it hits a hostile's weak point, oh, if it hits a weak point, weird.
So mega accuracy reward.
Well God damn it.
Wow.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, I'll do this for the content.
I haven't been able to shoot anything in so long.
Well brother brother, okay, so that way is back to the front
Yeah
got it. That's a big deviation. Holy shit.
I do I ain't getting up there huh that's why I always forget about d-pad down
Scan, holy shit. I have not used it in a long ass time
I need to shoot you are you trying to tell me
That's going on
of
the
of
the
death
of
the
It's all right.
Oh no, I'm back up here.
Yes, I wanna want it.
There happened.
What about it?
I'll have to find something in here.
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the
of
the
How are you?
Okay, so there's a mini boss.
Aurelia
Now I was a mid boss
Like is this about to become a regular enemy knew
is
so long
ready to
fall
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thought
such a wonderful gift
I
would share it with everyone
Wow
Oh shit
I think I'm going to be able to take less damage after a kill.
We draw that.
20 costiles, the electric damage from successive hits.
Oh, and it's losing, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I jumped that.
Oh.
Oh, going down.
and let's get dank
don't mind if I do
no
no
Hey, hey, one more, just one more.
I guess one sigil somewhere.
God, I must have been behind a wall I couldn't get to.
I was exploring!
Bitch!
I was exploring!
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two
of
Shit.
She's here.
Bro, it ain't her.
Why?
You are so close now.
We are ascending.
Like really ascending.
Where is she?
I mean, there's two opportunities ahead of them!
Oh, my shield is up though, what?
Oh my god.
Oh
Bro.
Bro.
Oh my god.
I did not have the right gun for that dude.
My shit was like, my all fire was weird?
That gun was not it.
Ahhhh.
Damn.
That was a bad, I wish I just had a regular freakin' gun.
Cool fight, I think I get it, I think I get it.
Oh, such a bad-
Cool ass fight though. I was doing good damage when I hit but I was like having such a
misunderstanding of what my alt-fire was and what I was trying to go for I didn't really have a game plan
310 lose tonight my penalty was
I think it's because of our modifier.
It's all in my suit locks.
It is sufficient and require a deeper understanding was it
Magnificent maybe once
But it's in ruins demolished by war. I desire to interface with it once everyone's safe
It's all yours. I don't care about the damn city. I only care about me. We're both gonna get what we want
Okay, just
Not much looser night.
Shield reduces incoming corruption.
Drive attribute happens to become more effective.
Which is our vinyl this shit then.
More effective Aether.
More effective Aether.
Shield corruption.
Okay, what are our modifiers looking bad weird right now?
fully restart upon reaching an Overlord.
Random artifact is destroyed upon reaching a new biome.
Can we get new ones?
Well active know-how count pickups.
Second chance is deactivated.
That one should be worth way more, why does it feel like that's so little?
I got the damage bonus on hostiles is really goddamn good.
Listen at radius and thank you.
And I did this, damn.
Ah!
That's minus five now.
There's one.
They haven't got it yet, they're standing.
We already have minus two, so we only have one point left.
Big cost.
Here we go.
Corruption accumulation.
Alright, not the many modifiers.
Um, sure, see how that goes.
Let's get back in there.
I'll start hauling ass to this place now.
Feeling good.
Feeling good.
Let's just get a good weapon now that I know I'm close.
So what's your target personnel?
Hi. Would you like to speak to me?
Yes or no?
I guess that's enough.
I got this.
Yeah, I got to see enough of how the boss operates to feel a little comfortable.
That's not the way I want to go.
Hey!
Yeah, this is like a lot of running so everything in the city is so so many big Gordors
Your ass off
Not reading the chat for read the chat. It is always the chat's fault
Chat could you even fathom how good I would be at video games without the chat could you even imagine it?
The amount of talent would be staggering.
An ominous yellow glow of talent.
They promised Eshalon to the sun.
They brought us here to their shining city.
My wife went first.
They told her she was chosen.
In the rooms beneath, they shattered her bones.
They attacked them from the flesh.
Weaved her into golden veils.
Mild.
Terrible.
They took them.
Everyone on Ashland too.
They took them all, and turned them into...
They wanted this.
They wanted action.
Nobody would want this.
They would have fought, run, anything to survive.
I have anything crazy over here now.
Crossbow though?
No, the crossbow is what I was just messing with and it's...
of
the
I think those little dingley things on the ground are cute.
I don't know how they are.
I
The really thing
The damage got a new dude harbinger
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, I got the thing, though.
I can't get up there.
Bro, that's what the last one is.
It's up there.
Oh, my god.
That's where it was.
Sort of a bitch.
It's gotta be a Clips?
Well, it's Eclipse, that ass!
It's Eclipse, that ass! Come on!
Freaky
Ah
Stop eclipsing that ass
Stop eclipsing that ass!
Total eclipse of that ass.
Yes!
Give me my stuff, oh god!
Oh, this is a double buff, but can we not have it stuck?
Okay, I can deal with heavy fall damage.
No buffs.
What is the alt-fire?
What is it?
Not power?
What the hell?
What is the alt-fire on?
What is it?
Not how long?
What's that?
Hell?
Does it actually not have an alt-fire?
Am I drunk?
No fire rate limit!
Oh!
Okay, well that's a...
I should breathe it.
It's also a target. It's just better.
of
what
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of
of
Fire and Wall Stationery deals reduced damage.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think I get it.
Never stop moving?
Oh, I thought like, the damage to me, no, no, it just does reduced damage.
No, that's fine, that's great.
I'm a runner.
I'm a rebel body.
What's the folder?
Oh, the cross.
Fly through this level.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I'll find it if I do.
Oh, we still don't have to think of openness.
That's crazy.
All right.
Buffs.
We got big buffs.
Big ol' bus and I cannot just make a chair.
That's a good crossbow.
That's very fast.
I saw nothing alive.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, so...
Chaka doesn't have any good staff modifiers.
Okay.
Ah!
Oh my god!
Woof!
Dang.
Oh boy!
I'm going there.
Ain't dead.
healing for me boy
wow what the fuck is happening
was there somebody fucking shooting at me
what the fuck sorry I just refused to look up
Okay, the Annihilator is shot down.
That pellet count and speed is very good.
Got a lot of buffs, let's try it.
Okay, that's nice.
There's the rocket launcher on it.
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death
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death
Okay
Now recognize my purpose. Oh what the fuck?
It's a red so fast
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I
Sidgel
My healing
No, why?
Why?
Another optional over here
It's a big room
I'm gonna stick with this, um, this shotgun seems like it's gonna be helping us out sticking
I like it
that's not a mess for this
Wow!
Wow, I have the right gun for this situation
There we go, I got him, hey this is what I kinda needed.
Stronger aether at low integrity, but we'll just lower your aether.
What the?
What is that shit?
Shit.
The Hound.
Weaker Aether again?
Little loose knights.
Here we go artifact, I'm not taking it.
Put the statue of fucking Liberty?
Oh, no, it's definitely not.
No, it is indeed not.
Taking damage briefly jams the main weapon.
Sure, I don't plan on ever getting hit.
Briefly, right?
10 seconds.
He's getting back.
Oh, both velocity is really high on that.
Shit.
right I think this is better
this one like the super accurate one
Do you reduce damage when at low integrity? I don't like that. Ah!
I don't like that.
Where am I going? It's like not a way.
What?
Did I? What?
Yeah, we never plan on.
hmm now we got them
that's crazy
oh my god that's fucking crazy dude
not you
I'm fucking sucks bro this gun is fucking trash
This gun's actually trashed. I picked up the worst gun for this situation.
I cannot believe it, dude. These charge shots take an hour and a half, and they're not even
worth it.
Bro.
bro
this is all this charging and shit
of
What a bunch of balls!
Anything else dude? Anything? Man, was that a bad decision?
Okay, this is repeater crossbow is really good
Now I want this one explosion
Yeah, the cross I have a crazy good crossbow now, it's not the same as the previous one this one doesn't suck
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the
death
of
the
I
Said no
To you wait
Is you well
Now we know about this
What did you know Eli?
They found their calling here
Building this world as slaves to the ancients. Yeah, but her bones are the bricks of the civilization
Yeah, dude.
What would you give up? Just for a fraction of it.
What about the Ashland Monkroyo? What happened to them?
I've seen no reference to them at all. I can only presume they died quickly.
Too few and too pathetic to please the shore.
No, there's no proof of that.
Just a theory for now. But this world is finally showing me its truth.
Nice combo.
Double boost again.
Okay.
Oh boy, howdy.
I already fought this fight.
Oh, yeah, I did it before.
So now it's not in this room.
Uh-huh.
Feeling good now.
We go.
Last buffs.
Kills restore integrity.
Man, you are a big piece of shit video game.
To give me that at the end
That's messed up shit's whack
All right, so I
I have so many of these, there's that, there's that, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, is that what it says over
there?
Only these keys do I actually have.
Just find out.
Equipments.
Dude, I don't have that many artifacts either.
Holy shit.
Really don't.
Is this thing? Is this what it is over here on the left?
So now I have four? No, I have five. They even use one.
You're always one short. Really?
Well, I can go this way and not be one short.
That's corruption. Oh.
You have to be careful.
Yeah Okay. Glad we did that.
That's the worst we've got.
Puttin' my ass off over here.
Up the long way. Oh my god! Big bitch!
that was awesome. That was so sick.
I've got a bit more of a capable weapon now.
If you just jump over that one.
Okay.
of
No Perry didn't lock in him goddammit dude my shield got broken shit 36 minutes we got
We got time for one more run.
We got time for one more run.
This is with the dialogue out here.
to the most incredible creatures marvels of science maddened and mutated by God
nice one I've seen them tear each other apart believe me alone because they know
this whole world belongs to me every brick and every beast oh I think it's
the dude upstairs. It is their weapon so far. I really don't have one yet to be real.
the
best
of
the
Let's get me home in conversation.
I did pull a lot of Halcyon out of there.
Halcyon?
That's Lucenite lost on death.
This night stays on the ground longer. I don't think that
Nice quality of life
Let's clear out this side. Yeah, I'm gonna do it like I want to
Resilience. Okay. Okay.
100 or 1200. These are big buffs.
Okay.
Open this goddamn portal. Do it. Time to cook.
She don't want to talk.
Okay, I'm feeling this one.
gonna get a good gun nice thinking
either pistol or rifle no more not going
with no more not again which crossbow
So I don't think Crossbow is necessarily good for bosses
fuck was that room? who the fuck though?
Fuckin' fuck.
that's a better shot than what we're looking at.
I'm feeling this run.
Her roads is unresponsive to my queries. She is in violation of her contract.
Pretty sure she's past caring. We all are.
Unacceptable. I am Soltory's presence on Karkosa. She will obey.
I'll give it up, primary. Everything the company's plan has gone wrong.
Lucidite remains. Soltory's interests remain.
So, what if by some miracle we ship a lone loose knight back to Earth?
What does that get you?
Nothing.
You still have nothing, you'll still mean nothing.
I...
I...
Am...
Sotari.
Oh!
I was opening the portal all the way back there.
back in the boat we'll put up this one that's much closer
much closer the robot got offended
Ouch
We are going to fly.
I got stuck in a door. I don't want to talk about it.
There's two of them, really.
Not again.
Not again.
Let's make this run take 15 minutes, right?
More 36-minute ass runs.
Looks like there.
one down there. Already one of these guys.
damage at full power sure
Uh, limits! Thanks for the 10!
Can't catch much because the Ysuko has someone to say thanks for the awesome content.
I hope you and the fam are doing great.
Yo, thank you dude, appreciate it.
Thank you very much.
We out here.
late
If I found something big...
Let's cook it!
Thank you very much, Limits.
Don't work shotgun. Stagger amount is high. That's good.
I'm not with all the whining.
That's not with all the whining.
That's not the widest spread of a shotgun I've ever seen.
I don't know if that really hit.
Both velocities mad high on that Peter crossbow
Yeah, that's good faster they travel the more damage they do
Wow
Like this never starts integrity if integrity is low
of
Big clip size. I'll take the bolt velocity. That's good.
Now we gotta... just gotta...
I'll get out of that, dude.
Oh, no!
Hmm, the damage accumulation on that is high.
I never get a chance to shoot, bitches, with this gun yet.
Oh, oh.
Let's wait on it.
Nightmare?
Nightmare?
Nightmare?
Oh.
Should we just say, fuck it, chat, chat, how about this?
Fuck it, let's try.
I still don't.
Okay, here we go. I've never finished one of these. If we die, we go to bed. If we live,
We live forever. We see the sun.
That's a lot of dickheads, dude.
I got some really in that corner.
Ugh!
Thinkin' good over here?
Is this just a dead end?
Just a dead end.
I'm dead.
Right master end.
Complete.
Mark's been hand cannon.
Holy fuck.
Second big charge too.
Uh, there are several.
Oh
Good nice and spicy
Wow!
Wow!
of
not not not not not doing that shit not not not not not again not again
my lesson
There's a little bug here.
Increase weapon recoil.
I'm sure.
I think I've got one leaving a while. Yeah.
Okay, move it on, no more meandering.
That's an impact crossbow.
Fuck that shit.
Right?
Ah, this shit sucks.
I
Betch
He's got it.
He's got it.
these guys dude all right we didn't die did we? who lived that shit let's go
No good bonuses.
I'm waiting.
Yeah, bad basic shotgun.
Don't like it.
Florenda.
Very dirty.
Four fucking things, dude.
Holy shit.
Another impact crossbow.
Auto-hit, he enabled.
Shoot.
I'll get your shit over there.
I'll get your used up.
My god, dude.
I cannot believe I have to deal with this now.
This fucking bitch pops up out of nowhere.
that's not an optional area. What the hell happened?
It was an optional area.
Brother, I just got mega-unlucky and ran into a dickhead room.
Huge dickhead room.
Run was going very good and then I got...
Skarude.
Unlucky.
of
one blocky
to salvage this bitch
I'm trying to hurt me so much.
Oh my god, man!
Oh Jesus!
Well, at least we got something to look forward to.
These pieces of shit assholes.
These huge pieces of shit assholes.
Damn, I can't believe we almost first tried that goddamn boss too.
You know?
Legit, almost first tried his ass.
Oh, it's taking us all these extra tries.
I'm gonna blow up this shit.
Any of those?
Paris and Flickmore staggered?
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Paris and Flickmore damage.
Whoa.
areas inflict more damage more frequent aether drops that's always very good
You know
Now that five five bitch bitch, please
Parrying clears away
That is nuts!
Oh no, I have to do another run.
Oh, that's crazy that I have to do another run.
That's crazy.
That, that changes everything.
I
Really want to put this on now it's too expensive
Okay, yeah, we got to try this got try this now I'm gonna be actively looking for red shit to parry
Because that's so good.
That's so good.
Wow.
of
Y'all y'all
Next Perry's really
Cookin some ass right now.
Uh, what's over here?
Uh, what's over here?
Uh, what's over here?
Uh, what's over here?
I made it.
I made it.
Finally made it through.
Cooked ass.
Clips of the ass
I'm feeling hot and randy right now.
I'm going to do something right back here.
Wow.
There you go.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
That was cool.
Oh, wow.
There was a sigil right there.
Can I show you?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Do I think I didn't know that.
Wow, there was a sigil right there.
Can I just get another one?
I have.
I had images a lot of missing out on the floor.
The real.
Oh, they're real.
Die, assholes.
four busts
that's the same thing
a little bit better
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's activate this share.
Get on with it.
So I don't want to have access to this, bro.
Not doing the hellscape.
cannon, recoil compensation, hey, take that.
Ricochet, more recoil compensation, bro, what is this?
I'm happy Bob's.
of
That shit felt great.
I feel great.
I'm parrying all these red shits now.
Pretty much I'm parrying the red shits right as they hit you.
Oh, my fucking god!
of
the
death
of
the
death
Corruption
Orsiges
What is the tornado thing? Is that like a question?
Man weapon kills reduce shield power consumption kills let's try something else
Sure.
Power Generator, Auto-Hit Disabled, so this must do a shit ton of damage if the Auto-Hits
Disabled it's not a just crank damage, right?
Right, I mean right it does yeah, it would make logical
I
Did I this is this dude is legit a run killer
Big jumping asshole is just a run killer.
If you have to deal with him and several other targets at the same time and he has a shield,
it's just over, dude.
It's just over.
I have to deal with so much.
So many goddamn things trying to kill me.
Was this good?
What was that?
Run back to Nightmare and get a second chance? Ah, it's too far away.
Fuck it, we're bald.
yellow.
Our dreams were so small.
They were so small.
Then Michael brought us to it.
Beyond the eclipse.
Watching, whispering.
Beautiful.
So beautiful.
Fuck it, we're bald.
Snarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr figured.
angry
Singing
I'm going to go get him.
Oh, dude.
Staggers at two.
We're at the end.
Double arrows.
Yeah, I'm going to have to go at this.
I
Stagger is massive I gotta shoot anything it's hitting the ground
Stagger a boss though
of
or not.
Hand cannon, it's just got charged first.
Um, no.
8 hand cannon? That one wasn't that great. What the fuck is that?
Favorite target was head hunter? Yeah, maybe.
I got all the symbols.
What do you think, Chat?
Hand cannon? Or no.
Projectiles explode.
Insecutive hits on the same target, deal extra damage.
Precinct with each hit.
It's a boss gun.
It's a boss gun. No, I'm keeping it. It's a boss gun.
Yeah, it stays.
Yeah, chance we're close to the boss. That's too good right now.
No. Boss gun.
Yep, and we're here.
We're here.
Here we go.
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I don't know.
Successive hits?
Hmm.
Successive.
I don't ever plan on taking damage.
I think I have enough to...
Well, let's find out if I do.
I don't even know how many goddamn keys I have, bro.
Chad, how many keys do I have?
Is there a way to find out?
I feel like I have five.
I feel like I've collected one more. Where does it say?
Hey!
What is this, neck and gills?
No.
Hey, look at that, you're right.
Got the big one, and the audio lock.
make their play. My fortress will enjoy the every assault and eternal bastion against
their bloody war. I am the shaw. And the shaw is me.
Sure.
Feeling pretty good. Feeling pretty good right about now. Yeah? Feel pretty good right about now.
Let's do this shit.
There we go.
So my, uh, primary rate of fire is just what I do.
Don't have to worry about anything.
of
I can't if it's real, it sucks.
It sucks.
I can't if it's real, shit.
of
of
I'm not gonna hit by that shit brother I'm not
Oh, this new shit, I never saw it before.
God damn it, dude.
We never got that far.
God.
Somehow, every single time I get to this boss, we never seem to have a good gun.
so close. Sometimes we, whenever we get to this boss, our gun always sucks. The thing
wasn't doing anything, dude. Maybe it's just that he has some crazy high defense. Yeah,
missing the overdrive sucked. Is it the range? He might just have very high defense, you
No.
Gotten so close twice, man.
Man.
Pretty appetizing right about now.
Oh boy.
Add 30 to max armor integrity.
Parry's reduced corruption.
Sounds pretty good.
Yeah, if I had second chance, we would have been totally fine, but we got hosed by a big
boss on second chance.
Absolutely hosed.
Alright!
Game's hella fun.
Game's hella fun.
We got goals and things to do the next time we play.
We got goals and hopefully I'll have a full night of actually playing this shit.
Um, anyway, wonderful game.
Goddamn wonderful game.
Anyway, Angus, thank you, Lombario, Blue Mercy Studios,
Captain Diabetes, Vince Vanta, Momohime,
Foxfire, Prands, Limits, Raker, thanks for the 10,
and MK Nitro, Tom Katsuzi, Bringer, appreciate it dudes.
Have a good one, shine on, I'll see you next time dudes.
Bye bye.
Yeah, to go, searching for a star
Deep in the night, I burn my heart
With that passion, I try to live with love
To show every form, to show for my mind
I'm gonna get to age and search, to get to where we come
One, two, three, and I'm prepared
I gotta get you out of your soul
You need to get it on
To go
To shine
To go
To shine
To go