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02-03-2026 · 10h 06m
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If it isn't chat, welcome back to another BABAM!
stream this morning tried to rage bait me but I'm better now no hey I'm gonna
open my bottle of tea yummy are you though I am dude I spent so long cuz I
wanted to recalibrate like another model closed it I wish I love nags man I
I wish he was real.
I spent so long trying to recalibrate the goddamn bottle.
I have so many things I want to tell you.
Also today we're going to be like greetings.
Today we're going to be, the deciding the games
we're going to play next, but like when I say that,
I don't mean like small games, all right?
I mean like a big games, but the cyberpunk read that those,
we're going to be doing those because we actually
end up finishing three of three.
3 of 3 chat, you know how fucking important that is a 100% winstrike
Okay, yeah, I don't
Uh, but E33 is a very, very popular take
So that will be on there
I don't know, you see chat
Every time chat gives me like an opinion or recommendation, I actually do it
Alright
It's real, it's real
Your opinions matter, no way
But chat, before we get into that
guys I have a crazy crazy cool story thing did you see the last thing I sent
you hey mono no oh my god the record stuff for you all right you know what
scratch story time chat today we start off angry your death stranding already
mitchie this trending there is actually no today I'm gonna start today with anger pure
and bridled anger chat have y'all seen a movie called iron lung pick your answers very carefully
alright the answer to what you have to say be very careful no okay good good good good good
I can't! I can't see it. You know what, Chad? That movie is only premiered in fucking America.
Are you gonna spoil it? How? How do I spoil it, brother? It doesn't even show yet. I cannot fucking see it.
Did you guys know that Iron Man premiered in cinemas? When I say cinemas, I mean cinemas in America.
I'm gonna say cinema in America. I mean some cinemas in some parts of America and you know, you see
Yeah, I could just travel to go watch the movie, right?
If only I didn't live all the way on the other side of the goddamn fucking globe
So I was raging about that yesterday tomorrow, I was like pissed as fuck. I was like so fucking
horrible
Okay, new me
I see it. It's just look at that, Miki. You should go see with the girlies. What? It's
Iron Lung. What? Is he trying to piss me off? I'm telling you, I was so mad about it yesterday.
Yes, bit.
Oh my f***ing- Oh my f***ing god, I didn't even read it.
I saw the big up iron lock and I panned out.
Cause I was like, no way you're trying to rage me right now.
If you read the tweet, wait, confirm?
What?
I take it all back. All my anger, all of my upset.
I suck at it. I take it all back.
Wait a minute. No, dude. I saw the picture of iron lock and that was so bad already. I was like fuck you fuck you
Honestly, fuck you and it just says it will appear in theaters. No fucking way very important sending this to the girlies
Sending this the girlies in curl
wait
wait
when
What?
The tweet says it will be out only on January 30th, dude.
What?
Chat, this tweet was posted on February 2nd, right?
This tweet was posted yesterday and it says, only in theaters, January 30th.
Let me say this one time.
The tweet was posted on the 2nd of February, saying that the movie is going to showcase on January 30th, two days ago.
Or like three, I don't even know how many days are in January.
But, Michi just means it's on theaters right now. It is not. Let me check.
Also, I literally almost missed my alarm because I didn't charge my phone, but I woke up right on time. It's crazy. And now my phone's charging.
If what you're telling me is not true and it is yet again a fucking scam, you're dead to me. You're dead to me.
I was feeling so much FOMO from this because everyone is talking about it. I don't see it.
I'm gonna shoot my shot here. Hey Michi, are you free on the 14th? I was wondering if you could drive me to my date with all the four skins?
Okay.
No, you're not actually invited, but you can watch from the corner.
Well first of all, I don't see in the fucking theater listing and second of all,
Man, what the fuck, man? What the fuck did I do? Why fuck me for?
You know what, chat for Valentine's? I am going to turn off chat. Yeah, you can't even, you can't even be with each other.
What do you think about that?
As a fashion designer, any thoughts on Chappell-Rone's grammy dress?
Oh my god, the one that was fucking-
It's all icing on my feet.
Oh, dude, no, no.
You know, that's, I'm so happy you asked.
Honestly, if you're making my day, if I'm acting very insane today, there's a story for this,
all right? But if you're talking about the dress where it's like it's barely holding on to her nipples,
iconic but horrifying.
I can't even show it on stream chat. It was when I say like it's barely holding on to her nipples,
right I literally mean we'll distract her look Mitchie a distraction mission
I'll find you mano when I say it's barely all holding on to you can Google like
Chapel Ron's dress on Google because I literally can't show it on stream it
would be TOS it'll be like against TOS because it was a dress that is draping
all the way down and the corners of it was pinned to her nips like I'm not
kidding chat the corners of it were pinned to her nippies right like one tug
and it's done like you're done for it was kind of horrifying to be honest
because the dress is like long draping very beautiful one fucking like one
accident that's all it takes one person accidentally stepping on it a chair that
gets stuck the dress getting stuck somewhere boom all right it's over like
it is so jover but is it iconic yes it was actually the only outfit one of the
only outfits in the Grammys that isn't white or black and I'm not sure like I
even double checked right because I was like googling so I was like I do still
keep up with the fashion industry every now and then but not as much as I used to
but I was googling if there was a theme for the Grammys so it's like every outfit
I saw like I saw the pictures and I was like why is everyone looking like they're
about to get married bro like everyone had either white black white and black
Bridal white, bone white, off white, black.
Everything is just white and black.
It's either it looks like a wedding or a funeral, right?
And I was like, is there a theme?
Like, is the theme like, what's a wedding funeral?
Funeral.
What is the theme?
There's no theme.
Is it boring?
I don't know about boring per se.
I would just say it's very interesting, right?
I was expecting more pizzazz, you know, more flair, more like poppy colors because it's
the Grammys.
But I mean, are the cuts great?
Yes, the silhouette looks great.
The outfit looks great.
Chapel Roan will be one of the most iconic ones.
This is a like hot take, I think maybe.
I kind of like cat-sized outfit, let me show you.
However, I understand why people didn't quite like it.
But I thought it looked good,
But I understand why some people are like this literally looks I was reading the comments on it, right?
Is it a funerary or a wet-a-roll the more you think the cat's eye came up with these like
On theme matching dresses. It's really really beautiful in my opinion. It's really beautiful a lot of lace a lot of
of trimmings. Let me show you. I have to screenshot this picture. Okay. Then bang, bang, bang here.
But this is what I'm talking about, right? And I thought they looked great. Like, I thought
outfit-wise, when you're looking at clothing, you want to see like how it's made, what fabric
they chose, the theme, and it's matching. I saw a lot of people commenting fifth harmony
looking ass and you know what they're not wrong like they were like why is
cat's eye dressed up like fucking fifth harmony bro
and you know what they ain't wrong like I can't even be mad I like this outfit
I actually thought they cooked like but oh she megan over there fucking slayin
beautiful slit dress the nice little ornament on her necklace right low boob
really complimenting her long torso body proportion I think it's gorgeous and
then fucking people were like they literally look like Fifth Harmony rip
off and I was like that is that is disgusting but I see what you're talking
about because if you've ever seen Fifth Harmony bro they do look like that
you know what whatever
whatever
a second it was that i know it's one of those things chat that it's like you see
an outfit you're like all this looks great like
i love this beautiful red top and i love my yellow pants it fits
and then someone that just takes one person to go ronald mcdonald looking
ass
and then you it dawns on you and you can't get it out of your head
you know it's stuck in your brain
right you're like all the colors work yeah look ronald fucking mcdonald
I slept through yesterday when you were talking about fashion, so this is perfect.
Are the outfits featured at these kinds of events also functioning like runway shows?
Yes.
To show the outfit instead of the person?
Sometimes they are so weird.
Also good luck getting happy game recommendations this time, Mishimaki's wish.
Surely we're gonna get a game that isn't sad, depressing, a cry for help, or very, very
insane, right guys?
Surely.
But no, actually, for the Grammys, actually a lot of brands would sponsor these clothes.
Yes, some people would pay to wear these clothes, but like if you're a big, big artist, sometimes
like brands would just give it to you for free, because it's kind of like an ad.
Think of it like a walking ad, right?
Because they would go to these shows and they're like, cat's eye, walking with the dress made
by blah, you know?
And then the brand gets recognition.
about it like a stream sponsor more so. Yeah, like a fashion show is like a game trailer.
And then like events like the Grammys, Met Gala, stuff like that. Think of that as like a
sponsored stream. That's the best way I can describe it. So it's like, yeah, it's really
ridiculous. It's to kind of show off the brand, but they want to kind of also collaborate with
People with a platform already. Yeah, so it's not like the whole idea is you need to make these people shine
Because goddamn champ. Here's the fun part, right?
If you get into the nitty-gritty of these dramas, if you're a brand and your outfit looks good
But you did not pick the right artist and it makes the artist looks a bad
It doesn't fit their branding. It doesn't fit their image. You as a brand get heat like you gently get roasted. Hi,
Hi, Rache!
Like, it has happened a lot where some brands are,
let's say like they're very good at making gowns, dresses,
and they dress someone who isn't really like into that.
Those brands are seeing this like,
either not versatile enough, a bad, yeah, bad taste,
or you're kind of ass, like there's drama behind it too.
So yeah, that's the best way I can describe it.
That's also why I really like looking at,
well, I just like looking at outfits in general.
When I saw Chaperon's dress, who's that girl?
She's very popular, a singer, I think in 2008 or 2006.
She wore this beautiful Jennifer Lopez, if I'm not mistaken.
Let me see. Jennifer Lopez's green dress, I think.
Yes! Oh, this is... Oh, 2024. I mean, it's not that long ago, actually. Was it 2024?
It was like an iconic... It was J-Lo. So J-Lo had this iconic outfit that was green. Yeah,
the green Versace. Yeah, so it's by Versace. It genuinely broke the internet. Really fucking
good. Lady Gaga's meat dress was like revolutionary because people talked about it. J-Lo's green
Let me show you, I can show a picture. It is very very revealing.
Okay, I don't think I can show you. You can literally Google Jennifer Lopez green dress and you can see what I mean. It's basically it's like a V neck, but inside of a neck, it's a body, right?
So like, imagine chat.
Oh, sorry, you can see my little, you can tell that I was tweaking.
like this, but from your neck all the way down to where your vagina is supposed to be,
right? It is just a cut. So you can see like in between her boobs, her whole fucking stomach,
from different sides, you can see so much more like all the way to where her kuchi-myamia is
supposed to be. It is just a cut. And this is gorgeous, like leaf textured green fabric, gorgeous.
It's so revolutionary that people would Google that exact outfit.
Like people were like searching up on Google, like Jennifer Lopez, closing, what, Jennifer.
To the point that Google created reverse image search.
Yeah, it was, it was quite a time, you know, so like, at one point, when you were to really,
Yeah, it was actually one of the biggest reasons.
I'm pretty sure that Geverlope's green dress was so highly searched for that Google created image reversed
because people were like
Hmm
It was a normal image search or was it not image reverse search
One of those Google created a whole tab to help facilitate it
I wasn't there for the new tab part. I was there for when people couldn't shut the fuck up about the green dress though
People are just yapping about it. People are like, oh my god, the green dress!
It's beautiful, but it is very, very exposing. That's the level of what I think like
Chapel Roan and a lot of other artists are trying to mimic, like, nudity, question mark.
You know? Like, risque nudity, but art. Question. Really good. They have good
question got me yapping for a bit. It is really good. As you see me like like my
hands get up I'm drinking. Alright I'm a drinker.
How would those dresses fly in Indonesia? Not well. Not at all. Here's the thing
fashion is only good if you understand the people of the the person wearing it
the people that will perceive it and the culture in which they come from, right?
Clothing that are too risque in Indonesia do not fly very well because we are a very,
like we're not as like modest as we used to be, like don't get me wrong,
Indo used to be super super modest, like how dare you show your ankle kind of vibe.
Recently not anymore, like people are more accepting to more open clothing, right?
like stuff like that it's not as reserved but it's also not as common
still yeah like conservative you know but it's not as bad but it's not to the
level in which like America or like Europe would take it like a lot of like
shows or award shows in the West you will literally see people who's like the
The only thing you can't see about them are like their nips and their privates.
And that's it.
Right?
Like everything else you can see.
It's like, oh, today I'm wearing a shirt and it's just like two beads and like one leaf.
That's it.
So it's more common back like in the West, but here you can be risky as in like backless
is already considered quite risky somewhat like if your whole back shows that's already
quite like whoa you know but you don't want to go too much you don't want to
go like really loose especially in the front there's still some vibes noted
don't show hole and endo actually don't I don't recommend it I don't recommend
it but it's unless unless you're in a beach in Bali hyper specifically like if
you go to Bali then you can do whatever you want Bali has like its own fucking
thing all right if you go to Bali there'll be so many people wearing like
songs or like bikinis and shit because it's more like touristy but if you go
anywhere else in Indobrow and you're just wearing like songs I mean no one's
gonna fucking you're not gonna go to jail for that but people are definitely
gonna give you looks you know it's one of those like like will you go to jail
no but people will look at you funny like or they would just look at you
it'll be like you know so you want to do that I don't know up to you you can show
hole and beach I'm pretty sure in Bali one time I went to Bali and I literally
just saw a full on naked woman on the beach which is normal I guess because
they want a tan right like they're tanning so they're just like full on
naked at the beach to get like an even tan I get it but it was definitely like a
like a jarring contrast, right? You're like, oh goodness, that's your old butthole. Oh,
oh lady. Oh God. It's not even a new this beach. My goodness, me, it's not a new this
beach chat, they're just tanning. I guess it's normal. I don't know. I don't really
go outside too much. However, I will say yesterday chat, okay, I'm going to tell you
right now today if I sound like a little bit like high strung I have lore okay I
was like I TMI'd all of my friends yesterday because I had an epiphany lore
one of those sad sorry I told Ratchie I told Mono I told the girly pops I told
everyone like I literally went y'all the only most TMI should ever and Ratchie
became my like psychiatrist because I was I was raging bro I was losing my mind
And I was going crazy and I was like fucking I was like nails like scratchy
Ratchet became my therapist. I was I was going through a really tough time. I was going through a really hard time
guys I
Told her that I embraced and that was not faced at all
You know, it was bad. It was horrible. So
For some of you, well most of you know because I yab about it, but now if you don't know,
you know now.
I am on my period, right?
Today's like the third day.
Thankfully, the cramps have gone like better today and I'm super grateful.
Yesterday was just as bad.
So like the day before my period starts and the first two days, it was so fucking bad
chat that like I like the last stream, we had to like start super late and not to end
abruptly because the cramps were just like killing me.
I was fucking debilitating, right?
Here's the story yesterday. It was my rest day like full on like I didn't work because I couldn't sit down like I didn't work
I was just chilling watching the first couple of episodes of fallout season 2 with new me and then
Resting you know not talking too much not moving too much because like my voice is gone my body hurts, etc
After I was done watching movies like alright. I got nothing else to do and
I still can't work so I'm just gonna scroll on YouTube
I'm just gonna like play on my phone and once I feel better. I'm gonna like stand up and maybe grab food or whatever, right?
So hours later, this is like I'm talking like I was watching the movie and then he's like, I'm gonna go to bed
I'm like goodnight a couple hours later like a ton four to five hours later
It dawned on me, you know. Oh my god, Michael is here. Thank God Michael. I have a story for you as well
I thought I was getting sick keep in mind chat, okay? I had cramps like I had crazy cramps
But I did take my meds so the cramps were kind of gone, but you know like meds can fade right?
I was like I
I'm already cramping and then I don't know her chat
I felt like hot like my body felt hot and then my nose like my face feels like thick
You know what I mean, and I'm like oh fuck am I getting a flu like I was thinking about I'm like shit
You know, I can't get a flu because like I told you guys this month
I have so many songs to record and if I get the flu it will affect my voice and I cannot have a flu
You know, like I was like shit. I'm
I'm getting the flu girl. I'm sick as fuck and I feel weak like my hands feel like
Trembly and I was like shit. I
Can't get sick. I have so many projects after record. I have so many things I have to do
I can't get sick now, man
And then I thought about I was like, but am I like this is so sudden, you know
Like usually when you have the flu you're like you're thirstier, right?
Like you feel thirstier you feel weaker you feel more fatigued
Like your nose will start feeling stuffy and it's like that's how you kind of know this like my nose is clear
Everything was clear. I just felt like my hands were weaker and my body just felt really really hot
And I was like, fuck, what's wrong with me?
Something's wrong, right?
Cat, I'm not even kidding.
After sitting there for so long, I was like, fuck, I don't know.
You know what?
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
I was genuinely stressed because I have so much work.
I sat there, I sat down.
I took my phone, I opened my phone.
And then I opened Twitter.
And the first post I see, I'm not kidding, everyone's talking about this, is Leon fucking
Kennedy.
Right?
It's Leon from Resident Evil 9 and when I say that I know you know exactly what I'm
talking about.
Don't fucking play Koi, bitch, but just for, you know, I'm gonna see if I can Google it.
Wait, I know, I know, you know exactly what I'm talking about, but it's that scene where
he opens like a door and you can see how motherfucking jacked this man is.
Hold on.
I found the picture instantly, holy shit.
All I did was Google Leon Kennedy, Resident Evil 9, and Italy had got fucking, it's a
little pixelated but this dude was built alright and everyone on Twitter was
talking about it like people were constantly posting this goddamn fucking
like picture or video of goddamn Leon Kennedy from really evil nine and this
one I know you know this picture but he is jacked as shit like Leon went from
being like Sanji from one piece to being Sanji from two piece bitch like motherfucka
oh look look at the size of this thing look at hold on
look at the motherfucka look at the motherfucka size of that
oh fuck they did this hold on measuring
Die, fuck, die, that's crazy, that's, that's crazy, man.
So I opened Twitter and I saw a post of someone talking about this, right?
And that's when it dawned on me, chat, I'm not sick, I was just really fucking horny.
This is gonna be crazy because I want you to know, right?
I don't get horny.
This is why it's TMI.
I literally do not feel horny.
The last time I really did feel horny was like months and months and months ago.
Before then, months and months and months ago.
I do not, like I'm unable to really feel the hornyness.
I know I joke about like, ah, yeah, chat man, yeah, the dirty jokes here.
The reason I can't tell dirty jokes is because it's a joke.
It's a joke to me because I don't really feel it, right?
It hit me like a wave, like the way I describe it to all my friends chat, it's like feeling
a hot win in a cold winter's day. Alright? That fucking urge came out of goddamn nowhere.
Out of nowhere. And it's to the point I rarely feel horny to the point that I didn't even
realize I was horny. I motherfucking dead ass thought I was getting the flu. I sat there
and I'm like, I'm getting sick. I'm getting, I'm getting sick chat. Like something's wrong.
He's wrong with me. I have an illness. I have a virus. No, bro. I have hormones.
It's crazy. So I was like getting fucking hormonal and I was down bad. Like when I say I'm down bad, like I can't even say down bad because like
I'm so down bad. It's like, oh, you're attractive, right? No, bro. I actually was horny.
And what made me realize was because I saw a picture of Leon motherfucking Kennedy from Red and Evil 9.
I don't even like the guy. Like I don't even find, do I find Leon hot?
No! Ever since the- Where is everyone going? Bingo?
No the fuck in! I'll let myself out!
Like, the back whipping off and chainsaws and shit, I don't finally on that hot. I just think he's like, he's a great character.
Everything I see him though, I think about Sanji from One Piece and that's kind of it.
Congratulations, you and your mouse turned into women at the same time.
Dude it was crazy. I was shocked like I was so so shocked
At the fact that I was horny right, but I was I was chat for the first time in so long
I felt it and then I sat there and I realized I'm on my period right
Not only it's like I rarely feel horny and when I do it's on my period
The world hates me the world wants me to stop the story at this point
Do not pass go, do not collect $200. We do not need to know anything beyond this point.
No, it's-
No, it's-
Really, we don't.
I- I didn't do nothing, right? Spoiler warning, nothing happened aside from me being insanely
like crazy mad and suicidal. Like, I'm not kidding chat. I started getting so upset.
Cause I'm like, one, I already feel this way. And you know what, chat? Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come at it. I'm gonna vent about it, right? I'm surrounded by people
Who are horny? I am!
Bro, I am surrounded by Judas's!
I'm telling you, everyone of my friends are like little by little, they're-
I have friends, right?
Who are like sitting here being like, oh my god, like I had to be late on stream because I was so horny
and I had to be my fucking mate and shit like that.
I have people who are like, I wake up in the morning and just feel so horny and I-
and I-
Oh my god, like I saw this video and I got so horny.
All my friends are so fucking horny like what?
I don't! I don't feel it! I go like, oh my god, haha, girl so funny.
Do I? What am I laughing at? Do I know? No I don't know!
It's like, do you know that feeling, mechie? When you're just like sitting there and you're just so herty and you want blah blah blah blah blah blah blah?
I'm like I DON'T! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HIGHTH IS ALL ABOUT! I DON'T GET IT!
So if you were like, oh my god like jerking off is so great. I literally don't understand the hype.
What's that?
So I finally...
Dude, the buzzer is played, right?
I'm gonna explain it in a way that's not gonna make you go like,
oh yeah, that's TMI. Chat, imagine, right?
Imagine you are a person who is allergic to crack cocaine,
and all your friends are into crack cocaine,
and all your friends are like, oh my god, I'm into crack cocaine,
and you're like, I am allergic to crack cocaine.
I cannot, I cannot take it.
I've never taken it, or I cannot take it,
take it so I don't understand the fucking hype of what you're talking about. Get out of here,
you birthday girl. Hey, chat, there's Ray! Hi, Ray. It's Ray's birthday today, chat. Hold on, guys.
Pause the TMI story. Time to start giving Ray the warmest of birthday welcomes, chat.
City and male nutrition can often decrease libido or outright halt reproductive desires,
So I see this as you eating better dlanche.
Perhaps.
Perhaps you may be right.
Exactly.
Happy birthday, Ray.
Go fuck yourself.
God, I eat some cake.
So, but your birthday with the people you love,
which is going to be me soon.
Remember, because I know you love me.
I'm so, I'm so pissed.
I'm so angry.
I, why me, dude?
I didn't, I didn't even do anything.
I didn't even do anything.
that I can't, I can't, literally, I was so mad, okay, I was so angry, because everyone
around me, all my friends are either hypersexual, supersexual, or just really, really into sex,
or like not sex, but like, you know what I mean, like baby, baby into that shit, right,
baby feeling urges and stuff.
Now I'm saying hypersexual is supersexual, that's why I made it different.
I do have friends that suffer from hypersexuality, but it's like a thing, it's a serious concern,
It's so... I don't understand.
Like, it's a feeling that I do not understand.
You know what I mean? Like, hunger.
It's like, do I feel hungry?
No, I eat when I get jittery.
So, I don't understand why people are like,
Oh, I love food. I don't get it.
You know what I mean?
It's like, if let's say you've never-
Reign Residential Change to You, man.
It did. It did.
Well, you know what's worse?
I don't even like Leon Candy.
I have something to rock with me.
So it's like I have literally rarely felt this feeling and I do maybe deep down I don't want
to beat my meat I just want to know what feeling horny feels like you know what I'm saying chat
it's like like POV you're a you're a creature that do not need to eat for to live you know
like you can sustain yourself by not eating and people are talking about the the feeling of when
you're so hungry and you eat and it feels good you don't really care for it but you just want to
know how it feels like. Please chat has suffered enough. Go, I've tell you Pharaoh. Hear me out,
all right? So I felt it. I felt the urge after so long I'm asking to feel it. I finally felt it
and I'm on the period. Chat why are you acting like this is any wilder than anything she's ever
said in the past this is practically normal mitchie yeah thank you that's what i'm saying right
it's an issue right yeah there is hyper sexuality there has to be another disease that's like the
exact opposite and it's equally as frustrating you know i'm saying like it's equally as fucking
frustrating you don't understand chat people with normal fucking libido right mitchie's
you can enjoy life hold on it gets worse yeah it gets worse it does get worse because you guys can
You guys can feel the urge and you can beat your me and it's fine.
I don't! I can't!
I can't feel it and it gets frustrating sometimes!
Alright? And I'm like, dude, I'm finally feeling it!
You know what would be a perfect game for you to play on stream now?
Rule 34, the lay would be a great segue.
Oh fuck, and I've tried so many things too.
I tried, like, when I look at adult content, it doesn't even make me feel anything, bro.
Bro, let's go like oh, that's good work or like oh, that's well animated. Oh, that's good. Well voice acted
I don't feel it if if you can have ed while having a vagina. I have that all right
That's me. You know that I'm serious because I didn't say kuchi meow meow
I just full-on said it so I was stressed the fuck out because I'm
Not only dude that I'm am I foreign to the feeling I'm also on my period
Some giga-nerf. I'm like double-nerf.
That's really important. I'm sorry I just got here, but do you know why?
That's a major improvement mission.
No! Like, nothing happened, chat. I wasn't like laying down and like looking at risk-
No! Like, I wasn't even on my phone. I was just sitting down. Nothing happened.
It just like, something. Like, I just started feeling something, right?
in my brain chemicals. I was like oh my god finally I feel it and I can't do
anything about it because I'm on my period and it's I'm germaphobic all
right so it's gross like I do not like doing nothing when I'm on my period like
that is gross so I can't do anything so I sat there chat and I felt myself reach
like the tenth stage of enlightenment you don't understand but people are like
I fast and then I pray and then I meditate now, bro
I did all of that in the course of five minutes
I sped run it and reach like a whole new level of tranquility, right? I sat there literally like
Yeah, I was like, oh, oh, is this what it feels like this. That's what I'm feeling
I'm on my period
mmm my fucker you understand like I was sitting there in dead silence about
myself just
it's done yeah I'm enlightened bro I'm booger you completely the speedrun of
no nutmovember I did I sat there and I was like I don't know what kind of
trials the world wants me to face but this this is a new and very unpleasant one and I just sat there
like I was like this needs to go away now I'm going to stop talking about it because we just got
raided by Lord Apple Pen well well well interesting time to say for a raid welcome
Come in the Raider from Lord Ethel Stans channel out there fun time on stream chat if you haven't
yet go check them out and give the Raiders the warmest of chat welcome Mr.
No Rich Golly would be perfect to talk to to get a better understanding.
Haruka, she's learned a ton about being ace in the struggles within Haruichi heart.
This?
I feel like this is the exact opposite of it's basically Raiders you came in at such a horrible
time cause I was venting.
No golly you should continue the story, you should fill the Raiders in.
Oh!
I don't know about all that.
So Lord, Apple pens- I wait for 8 cogs.
I don't know what happened, but sometimes the high-tales river crashes.
Help me.
Help me, man.
Sometimes I log in and then I get stuck.
Me complaining because my fucking ping is like 360 something.
Nah, I still think about that.
I was like, Hanya has no problems.
Blah blah blah.
And I'm like, suck dick, bro.
Hanya has like 100 ping.
I have 300, all right?
The world looked at me and went triple
and give it to the next person.
That next person just happened to be me.
It's kind of disgusting.
It's actually really fucking rude.
Oh, whatever.
Hi Raiders.
Okay, Raiders, brace yourself.
It is TMI, but I swear it's not like weird.
I'm just purely venting.
TLDR, Raiders, I have a hormonal issue, okay?
I've had a hormonal issues for a very long time in my life.
Let me see if I can update them.
I love you, man!
I love you, man!
Now I feel bad.
No, it is actually fucking disgusting.
All right, it is actually fucking disgusting.
But you know what?
Mr. Epopen said he check into the month.
I'm so happy.
He's so nice.
And I said, thank you. I'm gonna destroy your mental with my TMI story.
But TLDR readers,
I have a hormonal problem.
I cannot feel horny.
All right, I know a lot of...
typical VTubers talking about sex, typical shit, right?
No, no, like, I'm not saying this because I'm like, I'm
clip bait. No, bro. It's a genuine struggle. Like, you know,
when people have like, Oh, I'm hyper sexual, right? People are
like, Oh, that means you're horny all the time. No, it's
actually debilitating, right? That's me. But the exact opposite.
I cannot feel it. I cannot feel it. So most of the time, I just
don't get the hype behind it that's that's the logic Loki doesn't bother me all
the time no because I take meds and the prescribed meds I take prescribed meds
and the prescribed meds kind of get my mind off it because I started tripping
balls and listen Chad if I had to choose it's like would you rather be hornier
would you be red like would you rather be high as fuck I'd rather be as fuck
so most of time I'm high as fuck and it doesn't really bother me however I am
I'm surrounded by people who feel a normal to intense amount of urges, right?
And when they tell me about how they feel, or they're like, oh man, like in those days
when you just really feel horny, blah, blah, blah, I don't understand.
So like some days, yeah, I do kind of wish to know how it feels like, does it get to
me?
No, but I kind of wish I could.
You know what I'm saying?
know what it's like to feel excited while I'm just here wanting to know what it's like to be needed
that reading don't even want to be lusted for you just want to be loved
reading damn it I get you man I'm telling you all right basically this will be tmi yesterday I
felt horny for the first time came out of nowhere by the way if it's like oh you felt horny because
you watched a video or you saw a really hot picture that makes sense I wasn't doing anything I was
I was looking at a wall, I was watching like paint dry,
and it hit me like a fucking like hot wind
in the middle of a winter's day.
I don't know where, right?
And I was so foreign to the feeling
that for 30 minutes, I genuinely thought
that I was coming down with the flu.
Like I literally was like, I'm getting the flu
and I can't get the flu because I have so much work.
Like I have so many things to record for,
I have so much work to do, I cannot get sick.
How am I sick?
There was no, I genuinely thought that at the flu.
That is how foreign I am to how it's supposed to feel like.
Don't congrats me at chat, because I can't do anything about it!
I'm on my fucking period!
Oh yeah, that sexy, sexy paint.
Dude!
You know, disgusting, that is so fucking disgusting.
But the world spawned me in with the fucking no sex mod, right?
And finally, when there is a bug in the system,
and I can actually start feeling something.
They fucking put invisible walls around me.
That's how it feels like.
That they put me in hardcore survival
and the moment it tones down a little bit,
they lock me in an undigable hole.
It's fucking nasty.
Like I'm stuck, I'm stuck here.
Don't listen to her lies, Raiders.
She's all Leon in Resident Evil 9
and briefly remembered she's by.
Leon's crazy?
I'm not even into Leon.
I'm into Ada, but like I'm not even into Leon.
That's how I knew it was like, oh my god, if this might be hornyness.
It's not actually a reasonable period's mess with hormones, which is a big part of being horny.
Not the first time I've heard of someone being super horny during.
Also, the term you're looking for is hypersexual, as the opposite of hypersexual.
Okay, hyposexual. That'd be me, bitch! Right? Point is...
Point is, it's so disgusting, because I'm... I'm... I'm germaphobic-ish. I don't quite... I like being clean.
Eating I might suck at but like I like keeping things clean
You know I don't like germs and shit and it makes it worse that I'm allergic to dust
So it's like I like to keep everything clean if you think right I beat my meat when I'm on my fucking pier
You're out of your goddamn mind
Either way I did nothing about it. I sat there and I started fucking just meditating bro like when I felt that I sat there and I'm just like
I'm gonna start meditating. I'm gonna reach this whole new level of fucking self-enlightenment and everything
And it didn't work. Not really. I just became angry
I was so mad and I started telling all my friends because I was like guys
Revolutionary thing happened to me y'all for the first time and unironically like almost a year. I
Felt like horny. Maybe maybe
And I can't even do anything about it and I'm just so mad
Like I was venting and I was venting to the girly pops and there's a rat she came and played because rat you did
That's like locked in and became like my therapist because I was like ratty. I'm gonna press spacebar off a building
I'm so pissed off like I'm so pissed. I'm not pissed because I can't beat my meat
I'm just pissed. I don't know like you know when you're like
smectually frustrated, right?
That but removes actually I just became so fucking frustrated that I was angry
So like venting to them about it and they're like girl just be your meat and the words of the my wise Oshi
Crazy Oli she says the only thing stopping you is fear and I literally told her jump
But it was like what's stopping you and I'm like I'm on my period girl and she's like the only thing stopping you young man
is your fear like fuck you dude fuck you and I was going crazy all right and I
just started venting I was like guys I can't handle this I'm so pissed off and
then Raxi was like what's wrong pookie now it's like okay so it's like I have
two wolves inside me, right? And one of my wolves is like, like one of my wolf is trying to kill
the other one, while the other one is trying to fuck the other. That I have two wolves inside of
me, and one wants to fuck the other one, while the other wants to kill the other one, so I'm upset!
And Ratchy's like, have you ever thought of just, you know, like, like meditation, and like calming
yourself? I fucking love Ratchy, Ratchy was like, oh, that must be so tough, like you're really going
through and you're... and I... I understand she's trying to be sweet but I don't even know if she's
being sarcastic or not so I'm like bro add a third secret other wolf and that wolf wants that
Kelly you and I was just like mad I was so fucking mad so I'm a little high strong today
because again I don't do nothing right I help people like oh beat your meat chat one that's
that's nasty all right on my period that's nasty too actually I did talk to another friend of mine
They're like you can't always okay. This is my favorite thing my favorite lure is when I'm like dude
I am not touching that that's gross like I'm on my period. I'm not doing that's nasty and they're like you can use toys
Chats
Chats, I just I need to tell you this right?
Me having toys. It's like a blind man having glasses. It is so redundant. Why the fuck would I have it?
Why?
What what in this God greeners would make you think I'd have that?
Why not why would I I don't care for it and there remember Raci was like I mean like you've tricked off before
You've beaten your meat before it's nothing new chat
I literally forgot like I even start venting because I thought about like maybe like let me see if maybe I can try something
Right, but like I don't even remember. I remember what to do
I felt like a I felt like a person who's never had sex before trying to please a woman
But it's me at me. I
Felt like a virginal boy who doesn't know how to like please a woman and but that's me at myself
I was like, I don't know what to do and they're like you've jerked off chat
I want you to know there was a clip and I still stand by it y'all jerk off because y'all horny all right y'all horny nasty
Mothafuckers I jerk off because I can't sleep most of the time when I feel that way
It's after I take my sleep meds, which means I'm high as fuck already. So yeah, I probably do
but like I
Don't know how to soberly do it
Bro, like I'm already fucking high. I'm tripping balls. All right. I'm on autopilot most of the time
I don't even I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm like, it's it's just nasty. It's nasty
I'd rather not do it. I don't want to touch it. I'm on my period. That's gross. That's too much too much wreckage
My girl, I'm just pissed, everything is wrong, and one of my friends was like...
I've recently learned a new term from my friend.
Note to self, never touch Mitchie's fridge handle now.
You know what's crazy? I don't even fucking use it!
Oh, you're so nasty.
Time for you to check wiki how for instructions.
First of all, alright, would you ever use something that everyone else has touched?
No, okay, that's how you get an infection. Second of all, I'm not getting an infection three
Holy tell me chat
I should stop talking but no I was so frustrated I was so mad right one of my friends told me it's like
Oh, you can't do other things and I'm like
No
No, because I want you to know...
I'll just say it, right?
Recently, I found out that when I tell chat that I want a specific shower head, people thought nasty thoughts.
But you don't understand. I love showering.
Like, I do. I like getting ready.
No, bro! I'm not saying that!
Okay, I don't know, and...
A lot of words to say you have a rage boner.
I do have a rage boner, man.
But, interesting, right?
I love cleanliness.
So, like, you know how sometimes you have a frustrating day, and you're like,
oh, I can't wait to, like, if I eat a specific type of food, I'll be happy, right?
Like, that's your calming down mechanism.
That's me with chow-in.
When you told me you weren't holding back your rage, or were you just over it at that point?
No, I was holding back my rage, bro.
I was, listen man, with the girly pops right, I can rage more, but with you, it's different.
It's different.
I don't want to make it really awkward, you know?
So what I'm hearing is you have a problem and got mad at your friends for suggesting
reasonable solutions that you didn't want to do.
Classic Michi.
Which makes it their fault.
Ah, think about it.
You're one of the girlies, you are one of the girlies, Mano, just know it comes to that.
If I sit on shim already then fine, but if it's not, I don't want to be like, like plus
mono just woke up.
I don't like, it's like good morning and I'm like mono I have a rage boner.
Like what the fuck?
Right?
That's, that's a little gauge, bro, that's, that's, hold on, whoa, it's a little gauge.
No, no, we're not, listen man, we're not threading over that homie territory, you know, a man's
got to keep their image.
All I'm saying chat is I love taking showers not because of you nap you you guys are nasty for whatever the fuck y'all thought
But I do have like a wish list for like this hyper specific shower head
Because they have different modes and they have an inbuilt filter like you can actually put filters in there to make the water quality better
Right now my shower head has like a filter inbuilt like a double filter because I like cleaning out my pores
And I like making sure my skin's clear. I know some people be like sure. I'm not even kidding chat
Yeah
Yeah, maybe I'll use that. I don't does not quench your horniness
Then if that does not work, you can just use it to properly on your shoulder
Honestly, I don't have that. I did think about getting one for my shoulder. There was like a
There's like a free trial one time
I saw like because I was walking outside with like my dad and there's like a buy one get one free
Try out this like gun massager and I actually did feel kind of nice
I just don't think I can reach it with my own hands like I need someone to like gun me
You know what I mean, but listen, I am super TMI
I will tell you things straight up as honest as possible when I tell you that like being down bad
Like not verbally down bad, but like horny down bad. It's just not something I feel so
99% of the time
I really don't gaff about it like it's it doesn't bother me doesn't make me pissed
I don't care right only pisses me off, and I do feel it and I just don't want to do it like that pisses me off, but like
No time I don't feel it, and I don't want to do it win-win, so I love I love showering
Right now my shower head is like a double filtered gentle water drop because I like to cleanse up my pores
And I like my water not fucking I don't want to be power washed
You know what like when I'm taking a shower yeah, I don't want to be power wash simulated
I just want like a gentle like droplet like enough to like cleanse like it's gentle and nice and smooth
So like what my friend was suggesting that I was like literally that won't work like that's a no go
I am on I swear I forgot you a seconds away from ring ring time
You know frustrating that doesn't even test me right at that
You know for sure when people talk about like bro. I was down bad. That's normal
But when I tell people it's like chat I generally do not feel down bad, right suddenly it's a bad topic
How's it a bad topic man? How how I don't get it. I do not get it
whatever
And I'm chat not just not you in general people being like sure bitchy
Dude
Not you drive me insane you're rage baiting me. I am I am I am a lion and you're the monkey. All right one day
No, you know what? If one day when I'm dead, I'm gonna put this curse on you out of nowhere. You have a dry spell forever
Go in. Yeah
Every one of you they're like ha ha. I'm gonna curse you with what I have and you'll understand the frustration
I feel you'll be like please get that week stuff out of here and get me the water pressure diamond cutter for my shower
You're crazy. You can actually hurt yourself
You know, like the gentle, poor cleansing one is the best choice.
Ah.
However.
Dude.
Hey, shut this is my petition to have Machi play all of the Kingdom Hearts series so that
when she tries to explain it to others on why they should play it she sounds like a schizophrenic.
Dude, Kuro told me that fucking gave us rage bait though.
What the fuck?
You cursed me with a dry spell, maybe I'd finally feel normal.
That don't do it dude chat
No lie
Honest truth like you know there are people we can like joke about like oh hypersexualities
Just people horny all the time untrue. It is actually serious and it's really really bothersome same thing with apparently is the term
Hypo sexual it's frustrating. All right, let me cry. I'm gonna cry. I'm but a man
I'm but a man
Already have that curse
I'm a man with nothing to my name.
Ahhhh.
No, it's fine.
It will go away.
By the way, Shayna, if I sound like I'm a little high strung today, now you know why.
You know, I'm just...
If anything, a part of me is kind of happy I know what, like...
What is it called again?
Boner rage?
Boner rage feels like.
I'm happy. I know what boner age feels like
It's very unpleasant. It isn't I want to be a lumber sexual. What the fuck is that like you feel horny through for lumberjacks?
I said chop wood
Why does she want to share that to me?
I'm sad, you know things like antidepressants and various other meds could lessen or their potency
and see fluctuate when on your period, especially a bad one, could always be a factor of your
sudden horniness also please don't curse as mischievous.
It might be, honestly I think this month's period has definitely been like different.
A lot of stuff has happened, so I'm like, it might be this over, like I was really stressed
because my pet-
Why you're watching from yesterday of Kuro hating what you like.
Then that means that if Kuro hates it you will like it.
So that means you love Kingdom Hearts.
Ah, you guys.
Think about it.
Girl, are you on hormone meds?
I'm not.
Well, I am on antidepressants, but like...
Well, I don't know.
I do get like random hits every now and then.
It's just so unlucky this time.
I was on my period and I'm already stressed enough with the fucking period.
I would actually put money down that you would not survive Kingdom Hearts.
Alright, you know what now? Damn.
Manna knows me damn well.
Maybe I should play Kingdom Hearts.
And now that you bet money.
Michael DMs, is he gonna find me a solution?
As someone who suffers from hypersexuality as being single I lose like three hours of my day.
It's annoying as hell.
Yeah! Dude!
Trust me, I know, like, a lot of my friends...
Interesting how I lied to the raiders about how this story is eventing.
It was about how you can't miss your mocking urge.
Okay, dude. Okay.
Sleep with both eyes open, you piece of shit.
Like, I've talked about this, right?
I have friends who actually have hypersexuality,
and they have to take, like, meds,
because they cannot do anything.
anything like it is insane it's like let's say you want to start today you
want to be productive you can't like all you can do it's you it's so stuck in
your head chat that is gender debilitating like it gets in the
middle of like your routine you know like you can't do anything you're basically
like like it it sucks it's a sucky feeling so like I get it but the exact
opposite it's fucked some people actually need heat suppressants dude
fucking Ratchie kept going like does my Omega need her? What is it? Ruttments? What the fuck was
she even having about? She was like she forgot to take her Ruttments or something like that. Ratchie
kept fucking saying that and I was like I just I started at first I ignored it the second time
Ratchie said it I just started going like I just started going I mean I fuck you you know what maybe
this will distract me from how the feelings I feel so it just starts using like these random like
wolf and gifts and shit and then like help me my alpha and shit like that and then she
didn't even reciprocate man what the fuck is that huh she set the stage up for cringe all i did was
a respond bro she threw me the ball i hit back and then she let the ball fall that's kind of
disgusting of you not friendlike mitchie i would like to formally put forward fallout new vegas
send the long form. Also it's on sale now for like three dollars and a rage bait repeat
of red dead to do you. I don't. I'm an omega two. Okay, what do you mean two? I'm not omega
though. Did you know? Oh my god, girly poops. Have we should we can we take the what is it
alpha, omega, alpha beta, omega quiz was the omega verse quiz. Girlies, can you take the
omega-verse quiz you you are in heat no bro I took the omega-verse quiz and I
got caring alpha did you know that yeah I got caring alpha motherfucker I'm an
alpha bitch stay away from me Rachi as an Omega stay away from me right right
now I'm feeling it and then my stay away from me baby girl my pheromones might
I might awaken something in you.
She's coping.
I am not coping.
Chat, pull out the VOD.
Pull out the proof.
I'm actually an alpha and I'm not even lying.
I am an alpha.
According to the Omegaverse quiz, stay away from me, baby girl.
My pheromones might activate something within you and I don't want to cause any problems.
She lied on her text.
Oh, I just, you know, I didn't want you to feel alone.
I am a, I am Wolf Among Sheep type shit.
I am Butter Wolf hiding behind a sheep's mask.
I'm sorry, baby.
I just didn't want to scare you, baby girl.
Ow, ow, woo!
Dude, I don't get it.
When my friends respond with some freaky ass shit, right?
I'm gonna respond.
You get either one, me judging you or two,
me responding even freaky.
And if I respond freakier and you don't reciprocate,
I just, I will think you hate me.
You hate me and you specifically saw me
and when I hate you.
No, Zeus, strike.
God, it seems my pheromones affecting you already.
All right, man.
You know what?
We're getting too far out of ourselves here today.
Maybe they were not ready for free QBG, which I'm telling you, all right.
It's the vibe.
Some days I respond with something freaky, some days I just go like, what the fuck's
wrong with you?
Most days I go something freaky.
Okay.
Then let me respond to something.
Boom.
So that was too far.
That was.
Your pheromone smells submissive.
You can't hide it.
i'm gonna assume you got like brady omega or some shit bro
that there there was like different types right was like brady omega thing
if i remember correctly i'm assuming this is what you want bro
however you want to know who was
mono
that is true
did you know else? for rice that's it was funny as fuck man
the mod team like we have
I think the same, like 50-50.
The MOT team was comprised either like,
Brady, Omega's, or like, some loner alpha shit.
Look at that, the fucking Brady Omega appeared.
Fuck you!
I still think about that.
Tusk, tusk, tusk.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
Was that a submissive?
Oh my gosh, that's the funniest, fuck.
Well, well, I'll send you my AOT.
What is this?
I see you are quite knowledgeable in this Omegaverse.
Dude, it's Ratchie, girl.
Ratchie's a freak.
Nah, no, I can't talk about it
because I don't know if Ratchie's talked about it,
but like, Ratchie, freak!
I know that.
No, I'm a pure maiden.
Bro, if you hear half the shit that comes out
of this girl's mouth,
sometimes you sit there and you're like,
oh, period.
I actually know, I didn't even do that.
There was a Sabbath and Day tier list. The Omega vs. Quizday was bottom tier worst day. Easy decision.
You got scammed.
Oh, it's okay, Mano. Our poor Omega.
Mano also got Omega. That is true.
That's a very Omega thing to say, Mano.
Kinda insane, Mano. I'm going to bed.
Wait, what is this? Why is my TD as broken now?
Oh, one second.
Oh, show me, me, me, there you go.
I've met people in full dog costume with color and leash with more alpha energy than you.
Listen, I'm just a nonchalant, cool type, or I'm a different type, I'm a cool, nonchalant
type, aga, you know that?
All I'm saying, chat, it's funny as fuck.
There were times I would hang out with the girly pops, right, and someone would tell
a story.
like the craziest story not about them but like in general right and they're
just saying shit and then like I'm sitting here I'm appalled as fuck it's
like yeah and then guess where his thing went you know and then like it was a
crazy story and I'm fucking like what the fuck and Ratty goes oh no I get that
no I see that happening yeah no like I've I've I've read a story with that
plot before yeah I've read like a manga with that plot before and I'm like
You're not gonna fuck no like I get peer pressured very easily
But you're not a peer pressure means of being like not that that's that's weird. You a freak you a freak you freak
And I literally look at ratchet and I go you're a freak you freak word per word
Yeah, why are you airing out my business here?
What is this
But why are my mods fucking flirting with poppy? What's going on here? I can see it eight hours
Dude, is that even okay?
I think these nights just visited my sister and my teenage niece was cuddling the Jared plushie
I lost turns out she thought it was adorable and borrowed it
So I can spoil her
Where there's so many things that made me happy recently too, that's really fucking adorable basically chat
I'm gonna tell you right recently we're talking and we heard the story
TLDR we one of
But like one of us decided to share a crazy story that we heard of someone saying that
they were like, oh yeah, like they did the deed for like six million years.
All right, not really, but like someone's telling us like, dude, I heard the story.
And like someone did the deed for like, I'm talking eight hours.
Is that normal?
is it normal to do the deed for eight hours?
And Ratchie was like, oh no, yeah, I see it.
I see it, like, no, that's normal, I see it.
Everyone else on that table were like, we're like,
you know what I mean?
It's like, the imagine is like, guys,
is it normal to do it for eight hours?
And Ratchie's like, oh no, I see it.
I see it, Ollie instantly went like,
Bitch, that's a job!
Puh!
Puh!
Puh!
She's straight up one for the fucking gut!
Ratty?
Ratty loves to validate you, right?
Ratty's like, oh no, like that's normal girl, like I totally see her perspective, and like
that's totally normal, and that's totally, whatever.
All I just want, girl, that's a fucking full time job.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Eight hours?
Eight fucking hours?
I'm sitting there and I'm like, that's, you're a, that's nasty, that's crazy.
Eight damn hours, what the fuck are you doing?
That's one-third of a day!
Shit so horrendous, got me doing proper math, alright?
You know it's bad when I can actually start counting.
That's one-third of a day!
What?
I mean, if you spend time on four-play slash edging, toys, etc.
you can turn it into an all-day affair.
I mean, what?
No, Faro. Okay, this is not bad.
Like, we- not we. Ratchy.
Ratchy was the one that asked.
She was like, I mean, you know, is it like, like four-hour four-play?
or what? No, bro, I'm talking the deed like getting into the nitty gritty. All right.
The lock and the key, bitch. The lock and the key instantly. For that long, bitch. That's
a triathlon. You fucking nuts. You fucking goddamn nuts. To everyone else, like me and
Ollie were like, like we're judging, we're verbally judging. Ratchie was being like,
I see that, I see that, and I look like my next snap that Ratchie and I was like,
You do?
No fucking lie you bitch, no you don't.
What the fuck, what do you mean you do?
What do you mean I see?
No one sees bitch, what do you mean I see?
I see, mother open your damn eyes.
What the fuck?
Yeah I'm sure there are a lot of nuts.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Mots perma bad Ratchie.
Can't stand with this shit no more.
Whatever I feel like my dude. I'm not kidding like I do not have a wee-wee
But my wee-wee heard it that day. I was like I was thinking about a man that wee-wee be fucking powerlifting. I
Don't know what kind of wee-wee I'll got but that that is a that is crazy
My non-existial wee-wee is exhausted
Whoo
I don't know it ranch is a type of person that validates you
You can tell her the craziest thing and she's like no girly like I totally get it
I'm gonna make it into a thing now chef
Every time I meet her I would just start saying like random crazy shit
And I'm gonna see how far I need to reach for Ratchy to literally sit down go like girl
That's not normal, you know like I'm gonna start some crazy shit. I'll be like yeah, man, you know what I did yesterday
yesterday, uh, for the 21 and a half hours, I just want to see, I also start lying. I
need to know at one point she'll be like, girl, get help. Like that's, I even said
that I was like, girl, get out. That's crazy. I support women's right and women's
wrongs. No, bro, you support anyone. I don't know what the, I don't know how to tell you
this girl. I love you. I love you girl. I do, but you've been supporting everyone.
All right, you'll be supporting the right, the wrongs,
the questionable.
As a part, your glaze will not take you that far.
I'm going to, you know what?
I realized something, because of Ratchy,
I realized something new about Ollie recently.
With Ollie, you can say something crazy, right?
All you need to do is compliment her
and she will like get distracted.
Like, she will forget.
She'll be like, oh, thanks.
like you stupid piece of shit what you know you're just a cutie
dumb patootie. When it comes to Fallout 4, I'd say Fallout 4 for Newbies and New Vegas for someone
with some understanding of the Fallout world. When I say Fallout 4 for Newbies and New Vegas for
someone with some understanding of the Fallout, I watched season 1 and like until episode 5 of
season 2. We're gonna finish it once everything comes out because we like binging it. But I've
I've never played any fallout games.
I've only seen like the movie though.
So which one would you recommend more?
But yeah, with Ollie, you can glaze her
and she'll forget, right?
With me, I'll be honest with you,
you cannot glaze me,
because I,
you got scammed.
I see through your bullshit, man.
I see through your bullshit.
Ah, you only blah, blah, blah, boom.
New Vegas?
Ah, we are gonna be doing the thing.
I want you to know, by the way,
after venting about how like frustrated I was now I'm frustrated it's so easy to distract
Ali but then again she's so cute it's hard not to glaze her see Rachi's too good at
this shit you know what oh my god I'm gonna say it I'm gonna you know what no you call
me such a bad time Rachi I'm gonna start saying the craziest thing chat with Rachi if Rachi
was a dude Rachi would be one of the freakiest like one of the worst fuck boys who ever meet
in your life. No, bro. No, wait a minute. I want to something. Chat. Wait, let me cook
or let me cook. I'm on to something and I know it. I know it. No, bro. I know what you
are. So if you've said that to me, yeah, yeah, because there's a reason I know what you are.
nasty, nasty buff fucker.
Ratchie is one of those people with high fuckboy potential.
Okay, I've also said this before, I have a theory bro.
I have a theory.
If Ratchie, if my friend group,
right, if we take like, think about it, if you take your friend group and then you
just kind of like 180 them,
what would they be? I'm telling you. Ratchie, I'll freak
the girl that said on michi stream please keep making porn of me dude yeah i still remember that
the fact that i was just like please keep making porn of me i sat there and i'm like
see what i mean chat you see what i mean like if you don't feel horny and you're surrounded by people
of like mind that's baby mode i'm surrounded by freaks man like yeah sure i occasionally dabble
and sex jokes? Do I make jokes about balls? Yeah, I'm a fucking VTuber. What the fuck
do you expect? Oh VTuber talking about boobs. Yeah. Yeah, and that's normal, bro. Like it's
whatever, right? I dabble in sex jokes, but do I actually get down and dirty? No. I'm
just an unreliable narrator. That's what I am. But then like I am surrounded by just
the horniest people known to man.
Like, I don't get it.
Whoever fucking created me decided to take all of my urges, right?
And then put it like they scatter it around the world.
And leaving me with nothing but a crumb, a crumb every, like, eight months.
A fugger.
I get horny once every nine months.
It's literally like a fucking pregnancy, man.
opposite the track queen what about this what about it you know I have a friend
that told me it's like oh you're so level-minded like you're so level-headed
and I'm like no I literally just don't know what to say to you like it's like
like do you know how it feels no I don't want to.
So Rocky and Ollie are like two wolves. Rocky is wholesome and Ollie is the most unhinged
Motherfucker you can think of. No, actually
Ratchie and Ali are two wolves, right? We'll make you the craziest type of
Ali is like the freak Ratchie is like the freak. They're both the same wolf
But there's not enough room in the world for both of them ball across the globe satch
Rose blue balls for dragon balls across the globe, I know I'm actually blue balling
But did you just, you're the freak in our friend group, in brackets, not horny, that
is true.
Like, I am more of like, I'm weird champ to anything else, right?
There are people that are freaks in brackets, horny.
I am literally like, you know how many times a conversation is like, you know, Michi, like
you know that feeling when you just feel horny and I'm like, not really.
And she's like, you beat your meat, right?
And I'm like, you know, when I'm high, like why?
Because I need to sleep.
Duh.
It's like, dude, I'm going to be real chat.
If I had a gym where, like right next to my bed, instead of beating my meat, I'll just
start doing like, I'm going to start doing like treadmills until I'm so exhausted I'll
pass out.
Right?
Like either way, I'm a simple man.
I'm a simple, simple man.
I really don't do it.
It's not one of those things I say sadly chat, it's not one of those things I say because
I'm trying to look pure. I am not in any which way we're pure. It's just I don't not in this sense, like I'm not appalled by sex. I'm just I don't care for it. Most days I'm I'm I don't care for it. The days I do care for it. I don't do anything about it because it's just too much work, too much work, too much hassle. And I'm this guy sound really weird. And I know it's really weird. But I do not like the idea of all
the germs that could happen. I know that it's from my own body, I get that, but it's like,
that's where I pee, man. You know what I'm saying? It's like, that's where you pee,
dude. Would you ever pee just like away from the toilet? No, that's weird. You don't want to pee your
pants, right? I don't know. It's just the idea of it doesn't really, it's not very apolitical,
like appealing to me. That's why you get someone else to do it for you. Who said,
But get away from me you fuckboy.
Aww you see that shit?
You see that shit?
No no no.
Ratchy be proven my point.
Ratchy would be one of the nastiest motherfucking fuckboys you'll ever meet in your life.
You know what's even crazier?
I have a lot of friends.
Like a lot of my male friends are either fuckboys or asexual as shit.
Like no in between.
I don't know why.
closest friends are mostly like asexual though but like when I say sexual I don't
mean like they don't feel horny like they are actually they identify as like
they're asexual right but I if it's not asexual I'm talking like they are the
craziest fuckboys known to man which one is Kuro do we really have to ask I love
him I love the dude but do we really do we really
All right, then you're so funny
There's like the the square goes in the square hole. Oh fuck her think he's Dora
Do you know which one Kuro is with the fucking which one is mono?
Really?
Yeah, oh my god, wait wait wait wait wait. I hope mono's asleep, but he can't defend himself chat if I tell you right
Okay, my friends, especially my male friends, they're either fuckboys or asexual.
Where do you think Mono is?
Be honest.
Be honest with me.
Delete everyone that doesn't say fuckboy.
And then I'm gonna clip this and then I'm gonna say tomorrow I'm like Mono, my chat
thinks you're a fuckboy.
No, because I also thought Mono was a fuckboy.
When I first met him, I'm like, ah, bro, you're a fuck boy.
Nah, I'm gonna tell you something.
Okay, I know, but Mato hates it.
Mato hates it every time I mention it.
Because I literally was like, bro, I genuinely thought when I met you that you were like a fuck boy fuck boy.
And he got so fucking offended.
He was like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why would you think that blah blah blah?
Mato is not a fuck boy at all.
He is one of the most asexual people you'll ever meet, right?
But let me show you.
He was like, this guy, sexy Imana, was like,
how, why would you say that?
That's disgusting, Michi.
That's disgusting.
Why would you ever?
This is a split picture, by the way.
I just, I just want you to down.
He's like, no, that's a friend.
Like, that's a gift from a friend.
Like, my friend got me this gift, blah, blah, blah, blah,
this is his header.
Everyone please direct your attention to exhibit A. Now tell me I'm wrong or for having that
assumption. Come on. Come on, Chad. This doesn't give fuck. Wait, it's just emo. Let me find
full picture. Let me, where is this?
Ah, damn it. I'm not scrolling through all the pictures we sent.
Also, Pookie sent me a picture. One second.
Got her locked in responding to Pookie.
I
Then
Me she sent me a picture of her dog
I also don't know me
But I thought I told me the TMI story and then she's she responded being like what do you mean?
It took you long to realize it was for Nina's what the fuck
Don't let never let your dreams be dreams
If that was a photo of him, then sure, but anime characters do not scream fuck boi lol.
No chat, listen, your choice in display pictures tells a lot about you, alright?
It does.
I am the type of person that never changed display picture unless told to.
That's it.
Like, right now, I've recently changed,
I've been online for almost two years now.
I've only ever changed my display picture three times.
The first display picture was a gift from Michael
and I was like, oh my God, that's so sweet of you.
And I used that as a display picture
and I kept it for a year and a half.
I've changed it for like the past couple of months twice
because Ollie got like a girly pop picture
and everyone used that as a display picture
and she was like, I want everyone to be twinning.
And I'm like, yeah, of course.
Anything my bestie says, right?
So I changed it.
And she got a new picture and she was like,
I want us to be twinning.
And I'm like, yeah, of course.
I think it's sweet.
I don't really care about my display picture too much.
I change it if I, there's like a reason to,
but I don't really think about it.
Aside from that though, I will say the most,
I will say this, my display picture on Twitter is this.
done. Is this picture done by one of my model mamas say yeah, yeah. And I thought it was
really, really fucking cool. Like, I thought this cooks so damn hard, right? It doesn't
look very like, you know, it does. It's very like, no. Yeah, I mean, it's Twitter, dude.
What can I say? It's awesome looking, isn't it? I was like, yeah, and then I've already
change my district picture and then my banner is this hold on it also matches
with the banner because this is my Twitter banner that banner banner banner
Mitchie you thought literally every guy except heavenly was a fuckboy I know
judgment is laughably bad in this regard that is true I literally into your
opinion on what constitutes a fuckboy that is true I am sadly not very good at
at judging anything, chat.
Super realistically, I don't have the best takes, it seems.
Hold on, let me show you my discord.
How do I see my profile on discord?
My account.
Hello? Am I stupid or something?
You know, I'm just gonna screenshot this. It might be like a tiny, it's a tiny, tiny
picture, but this is the best I can do.
on who is and isn't a fuckboy is like taking advice from Mitchie on which shade of green
looks better on you.
Let the fuck up, alright, look, my Twitter banner is this picture because obviously during
the sub-a-thon, I thought it was one of the sweetest fucking pictures ever.
This is done by Fee, Pan and Faro, they got this commissioned and I mean it meant a lot
to me and I'm all sentimental like that and I was like oh this is the sweetest thing ever.
So I kept it as a banner and then on this score chat.
Let me see if I don't care.
Sorry, it's a really shittily screen-shotted picture.
I don't know how to grab it.
But look, this is my discord profile, right?
This way picture is the twinning image with the girly pops,
because Ali wants to twin.
And I'm like, yeah, that's cute.
So I got the twinning display picture with the girls.
My banner is literally you guys!
Like, I know it's pixelated, but this is like cropped as well because I don't know how to full screen it, but this was during.
I forgot. I actually asked them to send me the high resolution and then I put it on.
Basically, they edited as many people's Jared Sonas on a graduation photo book. That's for
my birthday. There you go. It's either birthday or anniversary. My first anniversary thing.
And they edited the Jared Sona in a stock photo. Well, not stock photo. It's someone's
graduation photo which makes it funnier and they put in that and boom picture. I'm a simple
man dude I'm a simple simple man okay the important things to me I think like your profile
says a lot about you and my profile says that I either I don't gaff or like the important
things to me are there and if they're already there I don't really need to change it I don't
really gaff too much about oh but like it looks like this or it might look like that
I don't really care about that.
I like, if everyone I care about is there, boom, easy.
You see that?
And then Manu is like, I'm not a fuckboy.
And then this is his fucking this way picture.
Dude, this is the most fuckboy looking thing ever.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm pretty sure I've read Manga's and stories
where a character that looks exactly like this
is the fuckboy.
Like yeah, it's an emo, but it's an emo fuckboy.
Let's be so for real, but no, no questions asked.
Mono is actually not a fuckboy.
I thought that Heavenly was not a fuckboy, but you know what?
Well, I thought Heavenly was like a virginal pure man.
Style, would you update your banner if you figured out how to asking for no reason?
Of course, even you. Yeah, of course.
I know, I think I know how to change my banner.
It might take me a while, but I love my community, man.
I probably changed it to like, Twitch as well.
Like even with Twitch, I don't think I've ever once changed my profile on Twitch.
My display picture is the same, my banner's been the same, nothing's changed.
The only thing that changes is my offline picture and that's because I was like, oh yeah I probably
should write stuff down for the offline picture instead of it being blank and nothing.
I don't even have a video, that's like the fucking promotional video thing, I don't
have too much about it. No, I thought Kuro was a fuckboy.
It's just plugged in backwards. I thought Kuro was a fuckboy and I was
right. Okay, listen, if you shoot your shot multiple times, one of them will stick. A broken
clock is right at least twice a day type shit. You know what I mean? What about show?
You want to know my honest opinion?
We're like, might not be a good opinion though.
But I'm pretty sure I told you this too.
One at a thousand is terrible accuracy. Listen, one at a thousand is one.
Alright, focus on the one, not the 999 misses.
focus on success not failure in my honest first impression of show I thought that this
guy was horny but then he is not like a fuckboy like I don't think shows a fuckboy I don't
honest I don't think show is a fuckboy and I don't think he be getting nothing you know
Rose. He's a very awkward, shy guy. So he. Okay. But I think he'd be down bad. He's just really like
awkward and shy. I mean this in the nicest of ways. Okay, I do because I love shows so much.
He's so fucking funny. Like I love show. I care about him so much. But the truth is chat,
If you want to be a fuckboy you have to be good with your words and show us one of the worst
Like if you want to be a fuckboy chat you have to know what to say when to say it right?
usually if you are a fuckboy you are good at
Saying shit
Show us one of the worst people I've ever met when it comes to this bro can't say anything man
He's a type of person like you can be insecure about your eye bags and he go hey girl. Oh my god your eye bags look really obvious today
Like that's him
That's him yeah, no so like did I think he was a fuckboy? No the moment he opened his mouth
I was like nah, bro. What the fuck is this?
Look at this
It's he's too dense exactly he's too he's too dense, right?
I don't want to come stupid because show is really fucking giga smart, but like
He's just so
Dense he's like he's just so silly. He's so silly man
But that's my favorite thing about it because he's so like he's like what it's not bad
You know, it's like I just see it right and I'm just it's like calling it's like pointing out that you have nice hair
He's just not good enough with his words for me to be like that's fuck boy fuck boys are like good morning
What's wrong?
Tell me about how you feel you're you look so beautiful today. You're the one you're the most beautiful person
I've ever seen my life. I've never seen anyone who's this good blah blah blah. You have no imperfections
Now that that I be sussin, you know people there are like like easy with the compliments
You know like when you when you compliment it's like oh second nature to you
You know what I mean, and it's like I'm so insecure about my eye bags
and they're like you should never because your eyes are one of the most beautiful thing I've
ever seen in my life when I stare into them it feels like the world has stopped moving and time
goes by slowly shit like that like they're just like saying you know it's like fast they don't
even have to think about it right they're just like bam bam bam trying to risk trying to risk
trying to risk showed it was like if you go to show and you're like I'm going to care about my
eye bags should have would literally it's either he would go I see I see why or
he goes I mean I have eye bags not as bad as yours but like I like my eye bags
that that's show so it's like do I think he's a fuckboy no me change a fuckboy
bro I could be the craziest fuckboy ever time shit he just no wrist so it sounds
bad coming out of her mouth okay chat imagine right everything I said but it
came from someone hot. There you go. It's just so fucked up. It's so fucked up, bro.
When other streamers go like, hey, honey, what are you doing today? Fine shit. Like
people start flushing and stuff. When I do it, I get a restraining order. What is this?
Whatever. Oh, so when, so when Mata goes, hey, honey, how's your day been? You start
flushing, you start getting shy and embarrassed, but when I do it, the police is on their way.
Oh, whatever, Chad. Bias.
Oh, you're right. You could be a fuckboy. Just change everything about yourself. Nah, bro.
You know, something that I've been really obsessed about Lowkey and I'll admit it,
I've been seeing fan arts of like
genderbent me and genderbent new me, but like
Loki I've been really into that
Would I fuck genderbent me? No, but I think genderbent me would actually be good
I'm telling you if I was a dude, right? I think I think I'd be success. I think I'd be getting them
I think I'd be hot as fuck type shit
Rubbs hand like I was raised by flies
The art is low-key fire. Wait, let me see if I can find it. Greetings. Greetings.
Go ahead and find it again. Wait, there's a new one! Retweeting live on stream.
Chotomate. Chotomate. Chotomate. Oh my god, bitch. It's me. It's Chainsaw Man.
What the man, wait a minute!
I think I left my conscience on your front door step.
Look at this dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Chat.
Chat.
Ah.
Chat.
Ah.
Me is dingy.
Me is dingy.
Every time I see like Chainsaw Man now, I think about that dance.
It's like...
I think about that and I think about the fact that Geary did it.
Yeah, I was out.
I've been practicing that dance.
I look like shit, but like, I've been so into the dance
into the dance and I've been like practicing the dance since I heard it, which was in December,
right?
And I just go, nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh.
I've been like practicing it, and the difference is I just look really shitty.
I swear to chat, I can dance, if I just don't dance, I can't dance.
But look at this picture.
BRO! BRO! When I saw this, I was so confused. That was like, I mean, dude, I think the art
was hot, but I was like, who is that? Me? Cinema. You know, the funniest thing, I sent
that picture to Numi and I was like girl they made as hot as fuck and then I think Numi was asleep so
when Numi woke up she didn't read my message she sent me the same picture and went I just saw it
I just looked through your art tag and like 20 down there's one where it's you but Faro
me but Faro where
Me but old, a-a-a-a-fair of catching strays out of nowhere.
I'm getting hiccups.
Oh, fuck, it's stuck.
I was mid-hiccup.
Oh my god, I was I don't know if you heard that chat but I was like mid-hook up and then I choked on it and then I was like stuck
Let me drink let me drink real quick
Second
Okay, wait, I literally just saw this too, what the fuck?
Is this the one by Bagel?
This one chats.
Wait, this one.
I'm saying, I would make a very hot man, that, I'm not trying to suck my own cock, but if
If I was a dude, I'd be a hot as fuck man.
Oh my god.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, would you love me if I was a really hot man?
Because I am.
Haka is pretty hot, fuck you.
Fuck you, honestly.
No.
I suck.
I suck, man.
I'd make a hot as fuck guy.
I'd be like, hey, baby girl.
Wait, wait a minute. Let me just see if I could...
And that very boobie girl, Aurora.
I feel like that. No, this art is so good though.
Hey, Farrell. Hey, Farrell. Hey, Farrell.
What if we twinning?
What if we twinning right now?
who's the artist it's bagel I just retweeted it so if you open Twitter it's
like the first thing you'll see I just retweeted the art
I'm a lesbian you know I was joking with a new me yesterday because like
listen man Austrian we'd be joking right and I was like telling me I'm like
Like, um, bi people aren't real, and they knew me!
So here's the thing, I don't know what the fuck happened, but like, one time, this was
months ago by the way, we were FaceTiming, and I don't know what she did, like, with
her hands, but her camera now would like, track her face.
So every time we're FaceTiming Chat, her camera would like, track her face, like, even if
she goes like this and this, she's like always centraled, and it would like, follow wherever
she goes, you know what I mean?
So it's like you can't just fade off of the screen. It like literally tracks you
I don't know what I turned on for that to happen and she doesn't know how to turn it off
So yesterday I was like by people aren't real like that and then he's like
I'm just gonna disappear like that and then she tried to like dodge the camera
But because the camera was following her face
It was the most awkward thing ever cuz she's like
And then follows it and I'm just like what are you doing I refer you to the last song of epic okay?
Casa genuinely one of the coolest
Now time to get my ass dragged you the gulag by the mods. I guess
Why
Dude the last song of epic we literally just did an epic watch along like twice
We watched epic the whole thing twice and that is so insane. Let me see. Where's fucking Geary? Where's Geary's dance?
Geary did like the iris out dance recently, but where?
It's all
Did she? Oh, she did. Here we go.
Wait. Look, look, look, look, look, let me see. Capture.
Geary. Only Geary EN.
This, ever since I saw this, I was like, I kind of want to learn the dance of it.
It's actually good. Look.
He's so pretty, man. She's so friggin' pretty. Talking about Iris Out. Have you heard Yusan's cover of Iris Out? Have you watched that?
So good, hold on.
Musa made a new cover? No, this was two months ago! Wait!
For those of you that haven't heard it, wait, wait.
Choto a fucking latte chat.
Are you ready, guys? Sit back in your seat.
Whoop! Strap in the seatbelt.
It's actually banger. It's so banger.
I need you to see this shit. I need you to see this shit.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Are you ready for cinema, man?
Yeah, it's OK. Waiting. You will be rewarded.
Witness.
Witness.
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
I'm down!
Damn it! Damn it!
I'm watching him!
To the wall!
Oh
I can't get the feeling that it's so
Boom boom, I can't hide the footage
It's so
In my corner, on a key
I can't die, it's like die
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
I'm in this new thought to see you again no ominous damn bro this cooks for what I
miss you son I wish they were real I miss you son man me and you son now we
We hate each other, oh that's crazy, it's true, it's true.
If only they were real, it's crazy.
I gotta go to bed, have a good sleep man, have a good sleep.
Hold on, they are this fire?
Wait, I see some of you may not know the crazy work
about this yosan.
So yosan's taking a break.
I've said this a lot of times, but it's like,
it's actually pretty good, like I'm very proud
of you son for taking a break because you son is a workaholic bro like I did that I
did that mean it but like you son I have friends that are like workaholics and I
mean like genuine workaholics right so it's good that you son did decide to be
like you know what I'm taking a break for like myself to recover because if you
push yourself you keep pushing yourself and shit eventually it's gonna be like
Right your mental your mental health chat, you know mental health is like a it's like a bone
It's like a baby bone, right?
and then
Anything can really break it you can only handle so much and then one day it's gonna
Hi
Oh my god, is that star lights Daryl welcome and readers from starlight there's a channel up at a fun time on stream chat
If you haven't yet go check them out and give the readers the warmest of chat. Welcome. Hi readers
I'm currently I was talking about Iris out because someone drew me as denji and I was like
Every time I see denji I think about the iris out dance because Geary the iris out dance and then my friend you son
Also covered iris out and I just showed them you son song cover you son
Genuinely is a singer like I'm not saying like oh you son can sing no like
You son is a performer. You know what I mean? They do a lot of like shows
a lot of amazing 3d shit. If you do have like time and you're like not doing anything you don't know what to watch I do recommend
you check out you saw really really good like they put in a lot of effort and practice they like they practice choreo they work out to make sure they can do it it's a lot of things like I said being an idol you can't just only sing you know nowadays well technically you can but like
If you're an idol idol, if you're a performer at heart, you gotta be able to do a lot of shit
You some dedicates their life to this craft, right?
It's really cool. It's really really cool. Currently they are on a break though
They're basically on like a like a hiatus for a bit
I know people are like satch, but honestly chat that's a good thing
I think more people should know their limits, right? Like know your limits if you need a break take your goddamn fucking break
Don't be like, I can push myself a little harder.
Don't be redunculus now, because again, once your mental breaks, Chad, it's like that.
And then it's gone.
What can you do about it?
It's harder to...
Don't reach a point of no return type shit.
Usan is a very hard worker.
They overwork very often, so I'm just happy they're resting.
Recently, they were asking me about stuff if they should get it or whether they shouldn't
get it.
I'm one of the most useless people ever.
They were like, hey, I need your advice for like tech stuff.
And I sat there and I'm like,
ooh,
ooh, tech stuff, huh?
I want you to know, my tech lore,
people think it's like, oh, you're a streamer,
you must know these things.
No, the only thing I know how to is like audio fixing.
Like I know how to do like audio cleanup.
You know what I mean?
That's it.
Everything else, aside from audio settings, you'll last me.
I am the same person that rage baited, somehow, right?
I accidentally rage baited so many people
because my PC was straight out of fuck ass shoppy, bitch.
Like I got my PC, my professional streamer PC,
straight out of fucking shoppy.
And you know what shoppy is?
It's basically Timu, right?
And that PC is like this close to like blowing up.
That shit is a threat.
So like every three seconds, I'm like guys,
my PC is like doing this thing that like the fan like fell
down, I don't know how to open the PC.
I don't know how to clean it.
Like I don't know how to do nothing.
So my PC was like, not even the brink of death.
All right.
And my PC died.
It would take me with it because it would just blow up.
Like it was horrible.
So I was like, guys, my PC's ass.
I manage somehow to accidentally rage bait so many people about how shitty I am when it comes to like PC
because I don't understand like I don't understand anything.
I know how to connect like a wire from my monitor to the big box in the back of the PC thingy, but that's it.
I don't know anything else. The button that says on I click it and then if it doesn't work, I turn it off and turn it on again, you know?
So I'm not the biggest like technology guy.
Rage baited so hard that a whole ass PC company shout out to Stoneforge sat there and was like
girl let us help you.
And they did.
And they shout out to Stoneforge man.
Also you didn't know there was a process of the shift key or that there was a shift
Key on the right side of the keyboard I didn't know listen life is very unique with their surprises, aren't they now?
I do because I put in a keycap that says the word shift on the right whatever whatever point is
Literally a stone forge reached out. I still think about it when they're like, please let us help you because your PC is so ass
We are pissed for you girl and they like when they were making this PC. They were like
like, yeah, we know exactly how to do this. Like, we got you. They gave me so many fucking
fans because I told them I live in Indonesia. It is hot as fuck in this country, right?
The temperature is abysmally high. Like, it's hot and humid in my country. The coldest
it'll ever get is like 24 degrees, 25 degrees, 27, 28 degrees. Like, around there, it doesn't
get too cold. We don't have winter here. And I don't like using an AC because I get cold
very easily. So by default, everything in my room will overheat. So Stoneforge gave me like
something, I forgot what they said, but they're like, oh, we gave you this thing in your PC.
So it's like, it regulates the temperature better than a normal fan? None of that. And I was like,
ah, sick, I have no idea what that is. But like, honestly, the fact that they thought about it,
I appreciate that tons. Me, when I rage bait a whole company to give me a PC because I
This developed so bad.
I was like, chat, do you remember the good old days
when my PC would break and instead of fixing it,
you just hear me, I just go like, guys,
my PC's making really weird noise one second.
And you just hear like a bang, bang, bang in the background
because like, I'm just trying to hit it
until it fixes itself.
Like guys, it's making this weird sound.
Let me just bang, bang.
Okay, it works.
Anyways, yeah, the good old, give it a little smack.
I don't work like a masterpiece, what can I say, bro?
Easy.
Percussive maintenance.
Pfft.
War Chief Engineer!
Yes, Chad!
I'm a woman in STEM!
Me when I hit a machine and then it goes back to normal?
I'm a woman in STEM!
Yeah!
By the way, Michi, if we decide on the game today,
are you starting this stream?
No, we're not...
Well, depending on the game.
If it's a short game, then maybe,
but if it's not a short game,
because later chat in, six hours,
we're going to be eating over to Ray
because it's Ray's birthday
and she's doing like a birthday celebration.
And we're just gonna be chilling with Ray.
So we're gonna be eating over there.
All right, chats.
R, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got this.
R, you ready?
Hac, Hac, Hac, Hac.
Boom, chats.
Let me tell the artist for those people that are new.
Hi, my name is Nichi.
Click off the stream right now, you'll regret staying.
But if you did not click out chats, what we do here
is every now and then chat will give me recommendations
on games.
I am not a gamer, okay?
I grew up without a console, without a PC.
The only games I played was Diner Dash,
Feeding Fenty, the end.
So I'm not a gamer.
Most of the time, any game you play,
99% of the time, Chance, I've never played it before.
So, with that in mind, I want to learn,
I want to experience what you have experienced
as people that grew up with games.
So Chats gets to recommend me a bunch of games.
Any, I don't care how long it'll take.
And whichever wins, we will lock in and play that game.
If you are still wanting a game to play,
can I recommend the acclaimed Marvel's Spider-Man?
The best in my name is fair to call out, but you did say you wanted to try it out.
That is true, okay.
I have my notepad open.
The rule are, well I do get Veto, but I rarely use a Veto anyway.
If obviously I need to be able to play it on streams, nothing too crazy.
But we have so far, chat recommended Cyberpunk.
We played it, amazing game.
Read that redemption too, it took us 90 something hours to finish that fucking game, but we
We finally finished it and it's one of the most cinematic.
I'm not kidding.
Red Dead Redemption 2 has like a soft spot in my heart.
It's so damn good as to think about it.
And then the third recent one was GTA 5.
I've never played any GTA game, so that was really, really funny.
It was good.
Was it as cinematic that the story hit me as hard?
Not really.
I feel like the story was not as hard-hitting as Cyberpunk and Red Dead
because no one really died.
But it was really fun and it was a lot of funny moments.
A lot of Dexter Dokes moments for me though with the shit they be saying in that game, but hilarious either way
So far chat we have
Expedition
33 and what we're gonna do is we're gonna have a poll and we're gonna vote on what games are gonna lock in next
I veto any game that relates to water. I am very what is it?
I'm afraid of the water. Telasophobic. Okay, so if it's anything to the ocean subnautica
Notica did whatever water thing I veto. I I put my veto down for that shit. No
I'm not gonna hard veto horror though. I'm not very good at horror. I hate horror
But like I'm not gonna I'm gonna at least try it chat also recommended resident evil we played resident evil
So like I'm not completely opposed to it
But you know, I've had a preference. I'd rather not right
So far there's expedition 33
actually I'm stupid let me just fucking put it on text on screen there you go
boom let me type expedition 30 33 we have this straight why does it do that
why is it like disappearing? Ah, this trending. We have Yakuza. We have, let me see if I can
remember this. What you put the, snake eater. What is that? Snake, which one is that?
Metal Gear Solid. Yes, thank you. And then we have Mass Effect Trilogy is my all-time
favorite game series. Mass Effect. I'll say something that's so painful. I thought Mass
Effect was Metal Gear. Today I found out that Mass Effect is not Metal Gear.
Witcher 3, there's also Assassin's Creed, I veto Warframe, because Warframe, I was
going to do any, oh listen, you don't have to fucking vouch for, do not use your vote
for Warframe, okay, Mouse is already doing it for you, don't worry, I'm vetoing Warframe
not because I hate Warframe, I'm vetoing it because chat, you have limited votes.
Why vote for something that mousey, literally mouse just messaged me yesterday, being Warframe
when?
Listen, I care about y'all, don't waste your vote on that because we will be playing Warframe
with how hard mouse been fucking going, Warframe when guys, Warframe when?
Half life, ooh what is that, half life too.
their redemption one. Oh, John's I don't know. What is it worth this? Also, why the
fuck is TTS broken? I just opened
one second, guys, one second.
And second,
is it broken in?
I think slime ranch you two should go on the pole but only because you vetoed subnautica
below zero but honestly in below zero you are mostly on land.
I don't care bro, I'm vetoing subnautica.
Slime rancher is a special game.
I want to see you play Phoenix Wright games.
It's a puzzle game, visual novel with really fun dialogues, intense drama and absurdity.
Absolutely cinema story in which you play as an attorney and have to find flaws in everyone's arguments and shove random junk up
Their faces to prove them wrong. It's basically a
Actually simulator it might not be good for your voice if you decide to read all the dialogues out loud though
Oh, is that ace attorney?
No
Is it not ace attorney?
Action! That one, right?
I will run to you three games, Outer Wilds, a fun space adventure about uncovering the
secrets of the universe.
Poche Nomics, compete to be the top potion merchant while rizzing up your neighbors.
And Kings Quest 2015, a whimsical comedy adventure.
Each is 20 to 40 hours, but Top Pick is Outer Wilds.
Ooh, okay.
Okay.
How do I spell attorney, bro?
frame when?
I just felt turny bitch, why are you laughing at my ace?
I recommend one more stream when my ass
It's about a young woman who is struggling with burnout. Throughout the game you see
how brief meeting can have lasting impacts on a person.
In the game there is plumbing, team making. It's about 12 hours long and you should be
able to finish it in about 2 or 3 streams. Also it made me want to start painting again
After years of burnout
That's not really nice, but that's it feels like a shorter one. I'm gonna be real if it's 10 hours
We'll finish it in a second to the other games on your list
But the persona series is an old favorite of mine
Or five for society both games let you summon creatures to fight and have a social system for friends slash romance
BioShock, correct?
Sorry about that, if you ever do another multiplayer game, look into a biotic factor.
It's similar to SCP, you're a scientist building equipment to escape an underground facility
with creatures that escaped after it's been attacked.
In here to save GTA S and Kingdom Hearts.
Fine.
a fan of green mythology I say Hades and Hades too. The games are hard, but I remember
there being story modes that are a bit easy. Fallout? Okay, chat. If we do Fallout, right?
Fallout 4 or Fallout New Vegas? Oh, thank you. Final Fantasy 7 Remake?
Vegas, there, everyone's saying Vegas.
It's like Pokemon Nuts you catch by this giant lizard.
The third game gonna release this March.
Ooh!
Wait, okay, I just want to tell you, by the way,
when I ask you guys, like, fallout new Vegas or fallout 4,
the overwhelming amount of people that just typed out new Vegas is insane,
which did kind of make me go like, what, why?
Why? No, I'm scared. Oh, wait, wait. Why? Why?
It's surely it's not that sad.
Is it? It's going to be scary.
It's going to be sad. There's a reason there has to be a reason.
You guys, it's amazing.
They keep in mind chat.
I will judge you from the games we play so far.
I only play games like a lot of people in chat
genuinely start being like it's a 10 out of 10 game.
Like everyone be saying it's a 10 out of 10 game.
Come deliverance to
It is a realistic medieval RPG and you get a horse and dog companion.
It is a longer game as well and the devs made a 10 minutes hyper cut if you want to get
a good idea of the first game's story.
Kingdom come deliverance.
Kingdom?
Um...
Michi I have to recommend DinoZoom 11.
It's Oli's favorite game franchise and the new one is pretty great.
It's like Persona but with magic soccer.
Wait, I think I've heard about that.
It's just commonly covered, right?
Powerful character tales of Symphonia or in other tales of game.
Or a Fields game like Spiritfarer or Coffee Talk.
Coffee Talk, huh?
Can I recommend Mustaphas, if slight horror acceptable, or God of War?
Also as again the person, do you know about Twitch Marbles?
is switch marbles the fucking marble game or chat shows marbles down it would be funny
RPG tales of symphonia or tales game
if you play new vegas download performance helping mods as the game crashes more than
henya in a truck oh if you play new vegas download performance helping mods this is
true there's a lot more tedious gameplay looped into it new vegas has more stories that are just
random and fun
Uncharted 4 I've heard that before
Yakuza is in here our tastes in games so far are much better than yours overall
Shut the fuck up. You only chose to hate it just because no listen
I I have admitted it all the games chat recommend the reason I do this is because genuinely you guys have really good case in games
Okay, I will admit that
But your good taste is so fucking depressing
Chathrow, vote for Final Fantasy X
Easily one of the peaks of the franchise
Tainted? Wait, what?
How fast is it to eat 10?
Not sure if you played it yet, Michi, but Tainted Grail, Fall of Avalon is a fantastic game
It's like an Elder Scrolls game but the company cares about their player base and their game
Like an Elder Scrolls game, huh?
Might want to wait for Fallout, New Vegas.
Word is we are getting secret remake release soon to time with the end of the second season
of the Fallout show.
Really?
Rumor or truth?
King of the Cumbulans 2 is on Papamut's favorite game list.
Chikari, a colorful tale is a game that can be multiplayer, has a great story, and he
You color every scene and asset in the game as you play it.
What do you mean you color?
It's a rumor, only a rumor.
The game is Monster Hunter Stories 2, not Monster Hunter 2.
Oh, Monster Hunter Stories, oh, they're different.
All right, Mon, where the fuck was it?
I'ma be honest, if you play New Vegas,
it also recommend playing Fallout 3 either with it or before it.
Oh, wait, how many of you guys have played Fallout?
I'm trying to realize a lot of y'all might have.
Because it is hard to choose, bro.
We all have preferences and it is gonna be hard to vote.
I think Spider-Man or Devil may cry to just have fun, and Yakuza, you have to start from one.
Orksen will be pissed.
Can I start from zero?
Most of- Dude, how- I've never seen follow-
I want to see you dive into the remedy first.
Oh, so happy.
So Alan Wake, control and Alan Wake 2.
Control might be the best start because it's the least horror of the games for a wildly different type of game
Dragon Age Origins is awesome
A horror you say
Ghost of Tsushima. I've heard of ghost of Tsushima
I've heard of Fable series, but sadly only my first one is on Steam
The other two are only on Xbox. They're making a new Fable releasing letter this year
Oh
The last of us won. Surely it's not a sad story, Arga.
The last of us is already in the recommendation.
My type pick Middle Earth, Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War as games you can try out.
I'm really bad at Elden Ring type games.
Spyro Reignited is a great trailer for my childhood.
I don't know if that is an Elden Ring game though. Like the Dark Soul type game.
Spiral reignited is a great trilogy for my childhood.
Pyro reignited. Hold on. People also say control is good.
Alright chat. Hold. Let me see. Let me find a trailer.
Let me just see what control looks like because it doesn't sound like a horror game, does it?
I will sell you on some of my favorites.
Oh, cool.
Witcher 3 is one of my favorites, but including DLC it is probably longer than RDR2.
Immersive world and you can date two hot sorceresses.
Yakuza 0 is a beautiful mix of overly serious melodrama and utter chaos, and the world is immersive in a blaring neon way.
And both Hades 1 and 2 are beautiful in both writing and visuals, with a compelling gameplay loop.
I'm still just finishing up E33 and it's been incredible so far.
E33 has been recommended a shit by the way I
Weirdly enough have not seen any spoilers of E33
That sounds like a lie kappa, but like I've seen I mean I have seen line notes turn base
I was like there a little bit when like mouse and Hanya was playing I think or the mouse playing it
I was like there just dropped by and say hello
But then I would always click out and I have dodged every like every spoiler or like every picture, right?
So what I do is in games and I'm like, oh, this is interesting
I would always go like mark as uninterested on my timeline so I don't get spoilers for any games and
I don't actually have the spoiler for the story. I know
How the combat system works though where it's like turn base, but except from that I have no idea what the story is about
but on
Lemme just kinda go like this, click click click, where the fuck are they?
Bang bang, alright!
Hold, lemme see this real quick.
Wait, where's the real game? Can you tell that I've never seen Alan weight control before?
Oh, why does it sound? It doesn't look core, does it? Right? This is a DLC. It's just our
way. It does say DLC. Our way deals some stupid one second. Control resonant? Is that the
thing no official control official gameplay trailer is it this this one right
control warning this is gonna be weirder than usual
What the fuck is this?
Oh, hey!
No.
Oh, that's a cool door, but...
Oh
That looks really cool actually, it does not look cool at all.
Control is basically STP Foundation, the game. Very good and honestly aside from the slightly
oppressive atmosphere it's really not scary. You have a lot of ways to fight back and never
feel defenseless or powerless.
Oh, I like how you can like lift shit up with your mind.
Michi Ushouldziak out FF16 it also cinema.
FF16? Hold on, I'm gonna put that on the other list, FF10 or FF16?
have you played any of the batman games? yes actually i have played one uh asylum. i've
played the batman the dark knight something asylum. symphonia or bursaria. symphonia is
one of the great classics with a pretty good story and the main character is voiced by
the same person who voiced robin inting titans. bursaria is a more modern game in the series
and a bit shorter than Symphonia. If you want someone being a hero saving the world, go
for Symphonia. If you want a story of revenge, play Bear Seria. More people need to play
this series. Damn, y'all know a lot of games. Okay, okay, hold on. High-fives may not be
that long, but it's extremely fun and has a great soundtrack. There is also a short
game, The Hex, which can be completed in one stream, but it has a very interesting story.
It starts like this.
The protagonists from games of different genres went to the bar.
Oh.
Michi, if you haven't played it, might I suggest Baldur's Game 3?
Shut up!
And in turn, coming out in early access in March is another game much like PG3 called
Celasta 2.
Awesome turn based D.
Wait, uh, the developers of Baldur's Gaze are making a new game. You saw that right yet.
Corgo 350.
It was so creepy.
Have you heard of Tom Clancy's The Division or Ghost Recon Wildlands? Those are pretty
peak games.
Tom Clancy? I've heard about that. Is that a shooting-shooting game, though?
The Division?
We might not just game, Michie, but we have games.
Y'all have really crazy games.
The Divinity is their game.
war so you can stim yellig boy and request the god oh god god of war it's a boy there
are consequences the killing of god that's the only thing I know that was so
cinnamon I hear the deep no vetoed I'm back I'm going to advocate for my
smaller indie soft spots little witch in the woods very cute story heavy overall
light-hearted and very wholesome awesome character building with some feels
Sprinkled here and there you can feel it was made with lots of love. Oh, I love those games
Also, holy backlog. We're not gonna do every single one of this, but we're gonna vote
We're going to it's gonna take time to vote right? This is the recommendation near automata. It should be on the list near
Stay for the action game play and cinema existential story raising sweet 3p
What a sweat 3p sweep
Is that...
Oh, the 33 sweep.
I mean, we usually vote for more than one, and then we do complete backlog.
And this time we do like 3 to 5.
Hmm. Fable. I think we did put that down, right? Fable games.
Oh, they're stupid.
I saw it. I typed fable games.
Weird, okay.
Here we go.
How do I rig this boat? Shut up, Michael.
Yeah, you're up bro. Hollow Knight?
I think it has been mentioned in the past, but both the Portal games, they are shorter but worth it.
Knight. Portal.
Ooh, wait, I'm gonna- you don't have to vote for Portal because you might actually play that.
I'm gonna do that real quick. Hold on.
I did want to see it, but will it spoil me though? No, right?
Um, New Vegas. All out. New Vegas.
Trailer. Shit. Wait, trailer.
All on New Vegas trailer. E3 2010. Is that the one?
I'd like to suggest Horizon Zero.
15 years ago?
Equal Horizon Forbidden West.
Horizon. Horizon.
I have a proposal. Let's divide some of these in categories and choose one per each. Also, which are three prayers?
Oh, fuck. You already have a lot for now.
Don't touch me. Check out Alan Wake too, but might be too scary for you.
Alan Wake is the thing with control, right? Control them. Look, that's scary.
I absolutely adore beautiful story and some trailers soundtrack
Expedition 33 trailer
See some trailers for some games
I would always recommend of the devil it's a cyberpunk toxic urie version of ace attorney with gamba themed mechanics
It is a brilliantly written story so far
Only the prologue and first two chapters are out at the moment, but each chapter is like hate to 12 hours long
Yeah, someone said I would avoid the app of the E33 trailer
Then I will not wait is it that's okay if we do play E33 we go blind like the super blind
Super Omega universe, but quite different Alan Wake is not the same as control
Okay. What was that game chat by the developers of Baldur's Gap? I forgot.
you
you
you
you
you
Shut up, cat!
Shut up, cat!
I
Why are the graphics like oh
That's I was gonna say why are the graphics so piss yellow?
like what is this like piss yellow fucking it's so yellow and then it
literally just said 2010 it's been 16 years holy shit that's why I was like
dude why is it so yellow okay hold on and then there is Alan wake too we saw
Control and I mean if it's the same thing, right then like
Whatever I guess you shouldn't be that scary
The killer left the heart next to the body
This wasn't some random act of violence. This was a ritual
A page of text
I'm not a bad dude.
I'd go.
Oh.
Why are we written into the story?
I brought you the heart witch.
Show me the terror.
Show me the terror.
I
Yeah, it is not the same thing. That shit horrifying. Why that shit so horrifying? What
the fuck? That don't look right. Hmm, yeah, no, no, maybe.
I think it's step by step, I still promise people will resist anymore.
I recommend the Darksiders series, and Devil May Cry.
But DMC1 has a water level, and the action gets fast from DMC3 so I'd recommend going from there.
FF12?
Dude, so many people have recommended Final Fantasy everything.
I would also say pretty good.
It takes place in the same world as Control.
It's about a writer whose work is coming to life.
You need to play this before the sequel.
Oh, and I'm assuming his name is Alan Wake.
Since we are watching cinema trailers, Witcher 3,
Killing Monsters trailer is really good as well to set the mood of the game.
Also Witcher 3 is by CD Projekt Red, the same devs that made Cyber Plur.
Trailer?
The Wild Hunt, is that the one you're talking about?
Killing monsters, are you killing? Monsters, oh yeah it's called wild hunts, the three
killing monster cinema trailer, boom. Good, I wanted to show you this one, right? It's
the fucking divinity.
Sleeping dogs would be fun. It's kind of a GTA light, but you're an undercover cop
in Hong Kong.
I'll send this list over, but then we're going to vote first.
There's a lot to vote for, but I don't even know how to do this.
Alright, we're going to stop the recommendations here, and then we're going to categorize it.
I'll work.
I have played so many telltale.
Walking dead. The wolf among us.
Walking dead! I haven't played that!
Can you not a most of the death I have played that makes dispatcher ex-staff from Telltale Games, henna henna heart.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, you know what's crazy, Chats? Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna pause TTS, right? TTS pause right now.
So basically, I played so many Telltale games. Every single, almost every single Telltale games.
Even the fucking Batman games!
Just not walking dead somehow. I have not played the reason telltale blew up. I
Don't know how right like okay, so the reason I've never played the walking dead was because chat back then
When it was released it was released in Apple stores and
Computer like steam and shit, but I didn't have a computer right the only way I could play it
is if I had like a tablet, but I didn't have a tablet.
My cousin had a tablet and I knew that my cousin played it.
I'm gonna tell you the TLDR story.
So I got bored once and I borrowed his tablet
and I opened Walking Dead
because I've never heard about it before.
And when I played it,
I guess my cousin already played a little bit of the game.
I instantly spawned in to this area
where like a fucking of zombies just went like,
whoo-aah, like that.
And I was so scared.
Like it was so loud and I got so fucking jump scared that I force quitted the app and I never touched it again.
And I've never played walking dead ever since because that scared the living shit out of me like genuinely imagine like because I load into a save and it was like.
And I was like, okay, I'll just I'll just die, dude. I'll just piss myself and die. But weirdly enough.
I've been I played so many telltale games. I heard that they are actually releasing another wolf among us
Like Wolf Among Us 2 which I'm kind of excited about but considering the original devs are not there anymore. I'm not too sure
But I remembered when we watched the dispatch trailer because I was like you bro another telltale games
Well, not telltale, but like it's by the devs of
of the games we know and love, right?
And we watched it, and it was so like,
the style is very iconic to those devs.
And then like some people in chat were like,
is this AI?
And you know what's worse?
I understand, because it's cell shaded.
Like it is like a buffered out cell shade style.
And nowadays AI art is kind of like that.
So I understand why they would think it's AI, but it's like, if you've played Telltale games and you've seen their styles very iconic as a comic book pop-up, you'll know it's not, but I get it, but it dawned on me.
I was like, oh, okay. Let me un-pause TTS real quick. What is this?
Has may I sneak in just another two games in case you want to try a hand at a platform arse?
Brayden Sanabi. One is more action based than the other puzzle, but both with insane story.
Oh, isn't Hollow Knight kind of platformy or am I crazier, no?
Yes, okay. Raid and Nabi. Killed on. Hold on. I'm now like exposed to so many new potential games.
Okay I wrote it down. Let me show this real quick.
Chodo, Chodo. This is Witcher 3.
Bray is amazing and will literally kill her. Okay what the fuck does that mean?
Good list, we have a book. I have so much.
By order of the Emperor of Milfgaard, for the murder of the wounded, looting, cannibalism,
you are hereby sentenced to death by hanging.
This is the game that they made a movie.
And the movie was a hot guy that acted in it.
Oh, show, yeah.
Don't meddle.
Take the reward and let's go.
I'll see you!
New you riches wouldn't scorn imperial gold.
Tough hunt?
Tougher than yours, that's certain.
Evil is evil.
Lesser, greater, middling, takes no difference.
Come with me!
Bring her down with my way!
Like that you bitch!
Get the hammer!
The degree is arbitrary. The definition is blurred. If I'm to choose between one or the other...
A woman's getting murdered. He's... he's auto-farming.
Just if you could quit counting.
What the...
Hey.
Close your eyes.
It's him!
Oh
The Witcher is a series of books.
CDp увjects made games set after the books ended.
The TV series is based on the books.
Mmmmm Getting thisext
is for like a whole solid minute this poor woman is getting her ass beat and
This dude is just aura farming like dead as it's like
Like she's just getting her
Ass beat
Her ass is about to get hang
Here's my game recommendation do twenty six
Yeah!
Oh, Doom!
Like, he's still Aura Farming.
Her ass is still getting beat. It's been like a minute and 30 seconds of her ass being beat, and he's Aura Farming.
This looks cool as fuck, though.
What the hell?
Is Witcher 3 more similar to, like, Cyberpunk gameplay, then?
If it's also the same dev or no?
Like, completely different.
Like, sorry about that, you can kind of, like, open world.
No, oh, oh, it's nowhere near. Oh
Comfort oh
It is open world. Oh
Which are three nights remember are these like different?
I guess which are three killing monsters and which are three was it night to remember are these from the same game
Are these like different? I know we might be on suggesting games with our long ass list
But chat we can't forget the amazing Toby Fox games of Undertale slash delta room such great storytelling
Music game play okay cinema corgo 300. No chat. I'm gonna say this
I have actually never I tried Undertale for a bit
But like I stopped playing it but like at that time
I think I only played it for a couple hours and I stopped because I sucked at the bullet hell part like the bullet dodge thingy
I feel I suck so bad actually rage quit it. That was a skill diff, right? But I'm down to play it. However
Every single person that I know that is absolutely in love with undertale old or Delta rune
They all tell me to not play it on stream. They were like do not
Play the game on stream because there will be people that will like spoil backseat like yell at you and shit
And I'm like, uh, what do you mean by that?
I was like, I don't know, I don't think my community would do that.
That's not it.
People, not your community, but other people would see it's like, oh, first time playing
Undertale and then ruin the whole thing.
It's better to just play it off stream.
I'm not sure.
I wasn't really 100% sure how true that is until we raided into Girl DM one time playing
Undertale and she prepped a whole ad segment.
or like do not backstab me.
I don't mind if you like RPG games like the Final Fantasy series,
but I would like to suggest mine and Premier Pete's favourite RPG called Suikoden 2.
Suikoden?
You can have 108 characters, but it's not necessary to complete the game.
And my favourite part is the Iron Chef family game in it.
I'll be real, every time I see Final Fantasy, I've never played Final Fantasy,
so I'm not really sure what kind of game it really is.
I will say though, I'm not really into like dark soul games.
I'm not sure if it is like a dark soul game, but I'm not the biggest like dark
soul game enjoyer because I'm quite bad.
I have again, I know, was a man.
All right.
Games are as enjoyable as your skill.
You know, like there are games that are like the joy is you level up, you grow
and you get stronger and better.
But like if you're already sucked by default, it'll be really hard to get into it.
Right.
But yeah, no, like remember we read it over to girl DM chats and then she had a whole animated segment for like two minutes of just like
TLDR do not backseat me. Do not tell me what to do and shit. And she prepared a whole thing.
And I think that's when I'm like, okay, people are really, this is real, like the whole fucking like do not play Undertale on stream unless you're ready for the backseat.
Is a real thing because why else would she do that?
TBF girl DM has like four different backseating videos since she tends to play games that get backseated a lot
Really are there other games that has like 20 different final fantasy games and each one is a little different
Most are turn-based and have a more magical technology setting. Oh
Oh
The Final Fantasy of the series is never ending, there always are RPGs, but the newer ones are action RPGs, older ones are turn based.
I see. Yeah, I can tell from the fact that people go, there's FFX, there's so many Final Fantasies.
Hold on, let me watch this one other Witcher 3 trailer as well. This chat said to see it. This is the same game, right?
It's not like with your three this with your three that to what you do have and what you don't have in your library. I
Have none aside from Yakuza. I have Yakuza. That's the only one I have on a video of tuba complaining about backseaters
I saw this dude essay in the comments about how giving you help is morally right and so you cannot be mad at him helping you take
What
Bricky played Undertaker and random chatters made it so miserable that he quit.
Huh? Damn if it happens to Bricky!
What the-
If we're going to watch another Witcher trailer, we should watch the 10th anniversary one.
No dude, you know what's crazy though, I feel like at one point right, like people getting back seated, it's like it's frustrating. It is.
But I think I would genuinely get like my ass whooped because here's the thing
Chat there are so many times something like people try to backseat me and I
genuinely wholeheartedly do not understand what they're trying to say
It's like I don't know what you're talking about they're like oh Perry and
then there's a done I'm like what is Perry during the steam time you already
bought the complete version of Witcher 3 2 I think yeah I bought it a while ago
a while ago, but I never played it. True. Maybe I'll see if I can like tailor down the list
after watching this trailer. But I think I would, it's not like I'm mad at back seating.
My honest opinion is like back seating is annoying, but do I hate it? No. I think what
I hate the most about games is when like people have different opinions and then they fight
about it. It's like it ain't that serious, bro. You know, like, I think unless this is
like a serious like there is a stake then don't you don't have to play that
seriously that's when I get annoyed at it but back seating I don't understand
stuff can you get protected from some problems because she just doesn't
understand you know how many times like I would play a game and someone would
like give a spoiler to the game and I just full-on do not understand the
spoiler like I'm like what are you talking about I'm like I think you're
trolling me. It also helps that my community lies to my face so many times. There are times
I would be like, oh yeah, this will happen. And I'm like, really? And then never did.
So it's like, I can't ever take anything that happens to heart. Like I'll be like, dude,
don't lie to me. They fuck you. It's either that or I just do not understand it. So I'm
a little scared about playing Undertale on stream. Because I know there are a lot of
people that do get really like heated and passionate about how good the game is.
I'm not, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. I don't want to piss nobody.
Immune to back seating via stupid.
I
Hey, Mitchie don't forget to press after
Fuck you, I hate you. I hate you nice tune and I guess I heard it last
Focus forgotten it
Not other things undermined
Things like me
Why is she stripping?
Put your clothes back on, ma'am!
Oh.
I hate when I take my clothes off and I disappear.
I get it.
I get it.
I volunteered to get inside.
No, guys, stay back.
I'll do it.
You're all living there.
Um, do you like your stuff?
No, no, please, please.
I'm just, I'm just...
Oh, I am.
I
Oh
This is so cinematic
It's on silent all night
Cows telling us they like flies
But when sunlight's on, she's spying away
Oh
I'm going to say the funniest bit, not even a little bit of the story was spoiled by these
two trailers.
What the fuck how?
I feel like I just got spoiled by two different storylines here.
Do the funny votes for me.
What the f- Really?
What?
There's no way!
There's like two whole arcs!
Not even 0.01%.
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna do something absolutely crazy right now and I'm gonna Google how long Witcher
3 gameplay is and I, depending on what Google says, chat, I will know whether you hate me
or you hate me.
Witcher 3, how long to beat the game?
When focusing on the main objective, the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt is about 51 and a half hours in length.
If you're a gamer that strives to see all aspects of the game, you're likely to spend around 174 hours.
I don't know what the game looks like.
I don't even know what the game looks like.
I don't want to know what the game looks like.
look like I want to go in blind okay but I mean like damn y'all y'all really are like oh you know
it's like the I'll buy you anything in the store it's like the guys I'll buy you anything you want
in the store and chat and merely bolts it to a fucking house property marketing building that's
how it feels like I'm like like if you say my name with which attached to to Witcher 3
damn that into it oh it's like chat I will buy you anything you want the
store and you're like really and then you decide to call in a realtor and then
like get a house that's how it feels like right now wish for a cox you fucking
disgust me all right just what leave us guys they're like we'll play whatever
game whatever like a hundred seventy four fucking hours you know damn well
play it you know but god damn I mean it's there's a voting system so who knows
maybe you no one will vote for which or three nice post to the dude I'm telling
you a game that I really am looking forward to is Divinity even though it
does look really fucking scary I'm kind of looking forward my CD project read
that made people be hyped and look forward to cyberpunk
it was more or less their breakthrough game
so basically like walking dead for tail-tails but for CD Projekt Red
uh yep ooh i see i see all right chat so far let me tell you the list got so long and got cut out
as you can tell from this one over here it's like a little crop down there
uh hmm how the fuck do we do this
I have another game suggestion who open world action third person game with RPG elements
called Horizon Zero Dawn I'm not sure if you have ever heard of it.
I have because someone mentioned it and it is on the list for voting maybe I suggest
we toss the games on a left wheel and vote on five spins.
Let me write this now chat so far.
Let me go like this, and then let me copy paste these.
Okay. You want to know what games you have so far?
We have Expedition 33, Death Stranding,
Yakuza, Metal Gear Solid,
Mass Effect, Witcher 3, Half-Life 2,
Red Dead Redemption 1, Ace Attorney,
Outer Wilds, Wanderstot, Persona, Bio Shop,
GTA, San Andreas, Kingdom Hearts,
Hades and Hades 2, Fall New Vegas,
FF10, FF16, FF4, Monster Hunter Story 2,
Kingdom come deliverance to last of us of RPG tales tainted grail fall of Avalon
Spider-man
Spyro rake knighted control to big-ass straw man. We vote amongst the highest turners
Talescape high five rush. Thanks Tom Clancy the division god of war little witch in the woods near automata fable games hollow night horizon zero dawn
Nino Kunirath of the White Witch, Walking Dead, Braid and Sunluffy.
I'm fighting witcher but I hope for fable cause it means more than a few tubers will be introduced to you.
Oh?
I'm Veneda.
Veneda.
The new divinity, the reason it was made so dark horrific is because you can become the light in the dark world that is divinity.
Or, you can leave it even worse than it was when you found it.
Oh.
Do you want to check out Elden Ring trailers to think about playing it?
100 hours of real fun and adventures.
Ah bro.
I'll say this.
I've played Elden Ring for a little bit and I genuinely could not get into it.
I don't know why.
Like Elden Ring I just can't get into it.
I don't understand.
That's the minus part.
Like if a game gets too hard when it comes to English, I genuinely do not understand.
If it's like, if let's say Elden Ring did not have the oldy, like, olden English, I
would actually enjoy the gameplay of it.
You know what I mean?
Like, I could probably get into it or try to get into it more.
It's just, here's the thing.
There are bosses, there are mechanics, there are builds.
On top of it, there is a story that I just do not understand.
So it kind of makes it harder for me to like get into Elden Ring because of like the language barrier, you know?
It's like,
does have yeeth yoy
from the yee lands of the yee yee planet?
And I'm like, oh, they're just joking. It's like, no, that's you just missed like half of the lore.
And I'm like, right. I'm like, oh, whatever. I'm just gonna ignore this dialogue. It's like, you just missed half the story. And I'm like...
Oh difficult English phrases such as try finger but whole
try finger but whole mr. Beast you could co-op Elden Ring with someone
Mitchie I want to enjoy the story though you know like a game that's a hundred
hours long of Divinity the two previous games in the series by Larry in
studios, Divinity Original Sin and Divinity Original Sin 2 are really good turn based
RPGs as well.
Oooh!
You don't play Elden Ring to understand the story.
You play Elden Ring to understand the Votty videos you have to watch afterwards to know
what you just played.
10-10th experience though.
You're so right.
I think at one point Eldridge just googled like what is the plot of Elden Ring?
To solve that problem, Dynablade. Take Elden Ring Slash Dark Souls and replace all characters with dinosaurs at bay.
Wow! What an intro- Wow! What a very interesting thing.
How are plays? Then summon check to help you with bosses.
There's a thing. I want to enjoy the story. The story is the one I can't understand.
Heart of story, nothing is told through item descriptions. The story is low-key.
Yeah, that's the thing right like with Elden Ring
I want to know the story of the game not only do they scatter the story in like
Items you hold or things you collect or like random rocks on the corner of the map that you have to like zoom in to see
You don't even understand what the fuck they're even saying so I'm like, what's that?
Well, why you I mean me my English is not that good. All right, I can do conversational
normal English but like ye Elden Times English you'll last me girl you'll last
me you one second you forgot to add of the devil on the reclist
Elden Ring actually have an easiest story to understand. Dark Souls or Bloodborne are
way more confused.
Okay, I'm back. Sorry chat. Holy shit. I got the craziest like heart attack. My mom is here
Oh, like my mom just walked in my fucking room dude and
That shocked the shit out of me because I just heard like the door open and I thought it was a sound bit
So I was like is it a sound bit that did my mods at this as a sound bit
I was like looking I'm like oh my god it's not a sound bit what the fuck was that sound and I'm I was
literally sitting here and I'm like I'm just gonna keep talking like I am really just gonna keep
talking because listen Chad there's a fucking ghost that enters my like in my door open on its own
I'm not turning around to look at it okay I've played enough horror games and I've watched enough
horror movies you know you do not fucking turn around you just keep doing what you're doing or
or you run the fuck away.
So I just kept yapping.
And then I fucking like, she lightly tapped my shoulder
and I literally stood there and I'm like,
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh, Elden Ring actually have an easiest story
to understand than I would hate every other fucking game, dude.
If Elden Ring is easy, then I suck.
Well, I remember when I told chats like chat, I do not like Elden Ring, I just don't understand it
And then there were people in chat that were like, skill diff, skill diff, and I'm like that's exactly what I just said
That word per word, that is exactly what I just said
I just said chat, I do not like Elden Ring because I don't understand what they're saying because like the language is too difficult
And they're like, skill diff? And I'm like, yeah, that's literally what I said bro
Like I do not have the skills to understand this God forsaken fucking story
What are you are made in this? What the fuck do I mean?
I was like what? I 100% recommend Witcher 3, but the side quest are essential to play. I
Love side quest. Take the bounty missions of RDR2, but make them 100 times more cinematic
Boiling any missions many of the side missions don't just of you facing unique enemy with several ways of killing them
Many of them are legit choice based mechanics, yes side quests having choice mechanics and the side stories are so well written.
Also hi mom chivvy.
Hi mom chivvy she fucking scared the shit out of me. I was so shocked.
If you cut follow the Elden Ring story, maybe look at Lies of P. It's easier to understand, plus you get to play as a cute twink.
I swear that it was the second time you talked about Lies of P and the second time you said that there is a cute twink.
Oh, sorry, I got a fucking heart attack from that.
My god, okay chat, hold on, we have too many game recommendations so far.
Or I'm gonna simplify but I really need to pee.
That genuinely shocked me.
Oh my goodness, why did my mom do this to me?
What did we think about Kotor 1 and 2?
What is that?
I've never heard of that.
Kotor?
I personally think HK and Silk's song will have you scaleless you dumb and is not centered around the story unlike previous games you've enjoyed on stream but it's my personal fave game of all time.
You're calling me bad?
So, you have to watch more videos to pass the law, your dumb ass will still not understand jack shit, so I mean if you want to put it up there but...
You call me stupid and bad, I'm taking a piss one second chat I'll be right back.
you
you
you
Oh my god, I wish I'm fucking exaggerating chat, but when I told you that I got a heart
It's like I should did like my hands are so shaky that lady
That woman scared the living hell out of me. I'm like it's a ghost. It's a monster. I turn around to my mom
I'm honest. All the good games have been mentioned. Whatever you decide on will be fun because of your reaction
Also fun horror game in the future. Check out the trailer for they are here. No, no, I literally did Aldo
No, that is a fucking scariest god never heard title I've ever heard my life
They are here and it's my mother
I ash baby into oblivion 33 is a fantastic game
it is still quite new and some people might want to avoid watching to still play themselves
really however is old enough that everyone who wanted would have had their chance of playing
is E33 old?
it is not old
good evening Michi
I just tuned in and see that you are making a game recommendation list
Yes, I don't know if it's been suggested yet, but seeing as how Hades is on that list
I would like to suggest cult of the lamb. It's also a
Interpretion allowing you to do things with chat like extorting them for money getting them drunk getting them pregnant
Oh, I mean them fight each other and more
We actually chat honestly, we've played called the lamb before we have a cult
But I think everyone's dead he's been so long since we played it
but if we manage to finish the voting today and we have time I might like boot
up cult of the lamb and check up on our cult bro our cults dead y'all are dead
there I do it so much as we played it y'all they'll be like I'm home I can
picture me she's slowly turning only to see mom itchy why do you think my model
was frozen like that I was so shocked all right chat you want to know all the
game recommendations so far we have let me just go like this actually no I'm
gonna do positive yes let me just beat box beat the chat for the game
recommendations we have
The 33 Death Stranding Yakuza Metal Gear Solid Less Infect Witcher 3 Half Life 2 Red Dead Redemption
1 Acet 30 Outer Wilds Wondrous Docker Soda 5 Shot T-Bates
King of Hearts 8Ds Hades 2 Fallout New Magus MF10 MF68 MF4
Motherhunter Story 2 Kingdom Cup Deliverance 2
Last of us, RPG Tales, Hated Grail, Fall of Evelyn, Spider-Man, Spiral Reignited,
Fun, Troll, Tales Game, High-Five Rush, Hex, Tom Clancy, The Division, God of War, Little Witch in the Woods,
Mere Also Mother, Fable Games, Hollow Knight, Horizon Zero Dawn, Nino Cooney, Wrath of the White,
which I can't fucking do anything with that one.
Good.
Walking Bade, Brace, Sanati, and Bayonetta.
That's... there's a good chunk, alright?
Thank you, thank you guys, thank you, I'm a rap god there I say.
Yup, do it again.
No, I'm not doing it again, are you fucking crazy?
Your greatest art, one of the games is really called Nino Kuni Rath of the White Witch.
Boom, so there's a bunch and I have no idea how to summarize this.
Let us, mods, is there a way where people can vote, but the options are like a novel.
5. Alright, maximum 5. A straw poll. What's straw poll? Oh, free online poll.
Oh hooo!
Raw pull.
This side, the fuck.
You know what, ten games.
I'll summarize it to ten games and then we will do twitch pull twice.
Or we just, you know what, decide the game.
We'll see how it goes.
Or we can just do one straw pull.
Because apparently you can do a lot.
Okay.
Hold on, chat.
While I do this, let me just play...
This song has been stuck in my head.
A fucking nummies cover of the...
The...
The song I wrote.
What is this song?
The song I wrote.
Thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna type in all of your goddamn suggestions,
and then I'll have a...
So VOD Watchers can also hear it.
I'll have it on YouTube.
with different subs. How do I rank this? No, no, no. We're gonna, we need to honor, come
on chat, honor amongst men type shit. Men, honor amongst men. Some things, it's stuck
the way it is. Unless, I'm kidding. Alright chats, let me quickly open this, bang, bang,
beng, straw pole. So as I'm inputting, enjoy this banger of a song.
Oh
It's a good story
By the way, tell me about it
I'm looking for you
To be with you
To be with you
To be with you
To be with you
To be with you
To be with you
This year
On that night
You put me
Inside of your dreams
Because
Yeah
We're there like 50 options.
Oh my god, there's actually 50 of them.
This is disgusting.
I can't believe I'm going to walk away from this mess
I'm so tired, I can't even touch the ground
I'm so cold, I can't even breathe, I'm so tired
I can't talk at all, I can't hear you, can't hear you
I can't feel what you want, cause you're like a kid
Okay, here we go. I don't know how to send you this link. I did it. I made it one. If
you're using a VPN, you can't access it though. So it's like one vote per IP thing. How do
I-
What's that? I mean, yeah, definitely agreed. We shouldn't accept bribes wink, wink.
Wink, wink.
Do you see any of the link here?
Okay, I made the poll.
It's in the, I made a straw poll.
The reason I made a straw poll is I'm not kidding.
There's 41 game recommendation.
And that is with me combining Final Fantasy 10, 16 and 4 into one option and
combining Hades and Hades 2 into one option.
If I didn't, there'd be 45.
You're kind of nasty for that. I didn't get a little nasty for that one. Okay, chat. We
have the pole. It's up and running. I don't actually know how to check it. Okay, boom.
All right. There we go. Oh, I have to like, I check it over time. Okay, I will give it
like 10 minutes. All right chat. Ah, check DMs. Okay, one second, one second. Go to that link
real quick. Vote which one you like and then boom, boom, boom. Okay. One second. I have to give
Something sick nasty
Okay, I think that one I think I got it right
Bang
Okay bang
I'm just gonna pin this message temporarily
Honestly, that's one of the songs I really want to cover, like that Odoriko and then there's one song that I've always wanted to cover, but it's not the type of songs I usually, while you guys vote, I'm going to play you the song.
I want to be able to perform this one day or like sing the song one day, but it's odd loop.
It is my favorite.
Like when I'm feeling whimsical that day, this song boosted by 10,000%.
And it's this song.
Hold on
Boom
I'll show you some while you guys vote, okay? Yeah
I don't know how to say it, but I don't know how to say it
I don't know how to say it, but I don't know how to say it
I don't know how to say it, but I don't know how to say it
It's upload!
Dude, I wanted to cover this so bad
Since like, before I was even Michi, man
It's so good
you
you
you
you
you
It's been so long since I heard the name 21 pilots, holy.
So the question is wondering if there's a reason you don't have merch with markets. Yes, there is. Oh
Come close
Okay, no, real question. So basically, I mean, I know a lot of people have merged with
OO Market, and I know OO Market's really good. However, that's surprisingly a good reason.
Thank you. Oh, the truth is, because I'm just like so popular now, ever since the merge
issue chat, me and Michael's been sorting out the previous merge, right? I've said this
before, but me no lie, bro, I will not release any merge until that shit sorted. And I set
that last year, when the whole V-ShowJer shit happened, I've already said chat. Because of this,
I am not releasing any merch if it's not a collab. What's the plushie, makeshift?
Makeshift is a collab, right? I basically give them idea. They basically do everything, TLDR,
that. I'm okay, and that's a collab I've been starting for so long before. That's why I appreciate
makeshift 2 because we were already working on the makeshift drop before the visual do shit
happen but when it was happening they went out of their way to like try and reach out to like
us individually to be like hey by the way you know like you don't have to but we were already
sorting this shit out right so we're like thank you so much so that's one of the reasons we have
makeshift but everything else i we haven't released anything you can probably check the results now
doesn't look like things are changing. I'll give it like a solid three more minutes. Also chat,
check the link thing if you haven't voted yet. Muy importante, bro. I'm gonna tell you, I don't see
the, I haven't seen the results, but some of the games are so fuck ass long, all right? That's
correct. We will do it though. We will lock the fucking. No such thing as a lot, game too long.
Where's the poll? It's pinned in the chat. So if you want to just click, click, it's right there.
But yes, basically, I have not released any merch.
I know compared to like everyone else, I've seen a lot of people release merch.
I saw, I saw Kuro has released merch recently.
I know some people have released merch recently, right?
Which is great.
It's really, really great.
But I don't know.
I can't.
Like I said, it's during the visual drama where I'm like chat.
I'm not releasing any merch until the previous merch issue is fixed.
When I say fixed, I'm not saying like there's a resolution.
I'm saying we already produce items for compensation.
So until the items for compensation are done and we have it,
then I will release merch because for those who don't know,
TLDR, y'all got scammed. Like genuinely.
Not even a hee hee, you got scammed, you're like nah bro.
Yeah, y'all got fucking cooked, right?
I sleep, I swear, but also another DM. Thank you, Michael. Let me check. Talk about merch.
Bang, bang, bang, bang.
Boom, boom, boom, boom. Okay.
Okay, bang. Sick, sick.
That is very true. That is very, very true.
This is my co is concerned that is so cute. Yeah me and my co we have like similar concerns
basically what happened was during the visual thing a lot of people did buy merch because
we had the anniversary merch and y'all never got your merch and I'm gonna be real like I did
tell people like y'all fucking see if you can like I'm so sorry for this see if you can like
and go contact your bank.
You can get your money back
because it is a little tough, right?
It's also not in our hands.
Like we have tried contacting them.
We tried everything.
Legally, it's difficult because it wasn't ours.
You know, it was Vishojo's.
So it's like we can't, even though it is ours,
but it's under Vishojo.
So it's like we can't really touch it.
So it is annoying.
Whether you get your money back, it doesn't matter.
Some people did, some people didn't,
which also makes it worse.
We do still have like roughly a pretty good data
of people that ordered and never got their shit.
I did say you're not gonna get one to one
what you ordered, right?
But we have been working on a compensation package
that's like merch stuff.
And it's already like no spoilers, no spoilers.
It's gonna be different, but it's gonna be really cool.
And we've been working on it's kind of like our love child
for like the past what half year, bro.
We've made some stuff, we're gonna collect them all,
turn them into like a package as like a,
we're so sorry, you know, we're so sorry for this.
That's the least we can do.
Again, full transparency.
The reason we can't just remake the things we have
is one, some of the items,
art,
we're commissioned through Visiojo,
which means ownership-wise,
we can't really have our grubby little hands on it
because it's not ours.
That's one of the reasons.
The second reason is manufacturing also through Vishojo.
So if we were to kind of do it in a contracts
and clauses and stuff, it's the shitty part,
Chattis, when bad things happen,
the clauses are still not voided, is it?
So that's another thing.
So we have to look for a manufacturer,
we have to look for different things,
distributor, et cetera, et cetera.
And the third, very, very honest, straightforward, right?
We cannot afford to make them because there's there's a lot here's the thing like I
Know this will sound like shit, but I'm not gonna like fucking titter around it
There are a lot of orders for items that cost a lot to produce and I do not want to charge you guys more money
For the compensation package, you know, like if let's say you bought it and we already have the money. I
Can remake it no shit, but we don't so it's like I don't have the money already spent money for the initial release
I didn't get the money back and I didn't get anything so we're basically doubling that right to double it is going to take a
Good amount
So with that in mind, it's kind of hard to duplicate one to one exactly
But we are trying to reach like as close as possible to it for the like we are so sorry package
But you'll be getting that so yeah one of the like my biggest reason is I am just not
comfortable releasing merch until I finish the old problem. You know? And no,
I'm not doing a fucking sabbathon. Here's the thing, Chats. I am not using your
money to reproduce shit that you lost. Like, you know, like I'm trying to make
it as like proper as possible. But we have, like, I'm not saying like, oh, we
cheaped out on this. Absolutely not. It's just there are a lot of things. A lot of
things. Me thinking if I can legally expose it, but I don't think I can.
You know the art, it's like there's more behind-the-scenes stuff that would make it a little messy.
I'm just not comfortable releasing merch until we already like do it.
Why not? Because chats, that's rude. Because it's rude. It is very uncouthed.
You know, here's the thing. Imagine, right? Imagine if I'm not a streamer and I'm just like a normal business
And I go, hey guys, buy this product, and you bought it, and you never got the product, and I go, aw, you never got the product anyway, buy this other product.
It's not about brand image, bro, it's about morale, okay? That's just rude.
I'm not gonna do that. Like, it's understandable in this situation, because it's like, it's not really, it's not your fault, it's not my fault, it's people's fault, but not ours.
totally understand that you guys understand that but like I got I got
rule sets all right I got a moral code that I stick to what if we do this way
we're not buying merch twice we're sponsoring you to produce merch that
people really want mhm and we will we will because that's part of our
responsibility so trust me it will it will I got mine so take this yes
And as someone who is able to get their money back, we definitely need scambath and two merch.
Don't worry chat. All I'm saying is there are already merch. Some of them are already in production. Some of them are in sampling.
I'm so genuinely, I'm so excited for you guys to see the new merch. It's really good. We put a lot of thought and you can see that it's merch that we actually like.
So, we're already in the production and sampling phase, so it's not long now, literally, like,
not long from now.
Everything will come back to normal.
I don't know, it's a mortal code thing, I think.
Like, I totally understand, because a lot of people have said, it's like, but it's not
like that, like, we want to support you, and we really appreciate it.
Because we appreciate your support, we do not want to tell you that we take it lightly.
You know, like, I can say, like, guys, your support mean a lot to me, like, I will never
take your time and and money and effort for granted when are we starting the game after
deciding this week?
We will this month would be a little difficult I'm gonna be so honest with you but depending
on the game maybe if it's a 100 hour game and it's a lock-in kind of game I will dedicate
a week a whole week for it should be this month though oh I have a present right now
for you guys next week you're doing a terrible job of being a scammer you man
fuck you I keep saying this chat words without action is meaningless all right
Michael agrees to so it's just like Michi when can I have your Nendoroid to
my Cuba collection bro pray for me men if one day I get an official Nendo collab
bro I'm not opposed to that but I ain't him I appreciate it but I ain't him
right now y'all. I don't think I'm in a position where I can get a nendo for now
but maybe one day I'll never say no to that fucking idea. I used to fucking
love nendoroids. Dude one of my friend was a nendoroid collector. Holy, they had
like a whole shelf full of nendoroids. So sick. Good smile? I'm like good smile.
If one day, one day we will rejoice, one day, but the day, but today is not the day.
I will say the whole merch thing, there is a selfish side.
I'm not saying like chat, we're doing this for you and no, it's not like, yes, we are
kind of trying our best to like make this as fair as possible, but it is selfish where
it's like we do not feel good making new merch when old merch kind of fucked people
over.
just I like to cope by saying it's like it's a bad business image look that's
like what I tell people all the time because it's easy right it's like oh
it's a bad business look but it all honestly chat I think if I release new
merch before really solving the old merch problem I don't think I can sleep at
night like I would feel so fucking guilty that I won't be able to sleep so I'm
like my all about too bad at least I try you know I mean it's like I want to try
When I say I tried the most I can I really do 150 you want to make one
Pray for me all pray that good smile looks my way one day
Hmm wait hmmm
raging
Frate raging
Yeah, like I know we tried solving it nicely behind the scenes through like we tried nicely we tried legally
We tried contacting them individually, none of them work.
The only last chance is just reproducing and then remaking, right?
So this is like our last thing, our last effort.
I'm not going to say like, oh, it's going to be flawless.
No, I'm pretty sure there will be problems with this too, like every other thing.
But it's okay, at least like we will do our best to make it right.
You know what I mean?
Like how can you trust someone that don't even try, right?
Like if I tell chat like guys, I will do my best.
And then you trust me and merch problem happens
and I only tried like, oh talking,
but last nothing happened.
Oh well, you know.
I feel like yeah, you did all you could,
but like I want to take it a step further.
Like I really, I fought for this merch as if I,
this is mine.
Like I bought it, I got scammed.
What would I wish could have happened?
Something like that.
So we'll do our best, but Merck should come soon.
Eventually, that's one of the reasons
for collabing with OO Market,
because it's not just OO Market, it's anything.
Like we haven't produced any Merck.
Myco did bring up a really good concern in the server
because Myco basically said like, y'all need to,
hold on, let me, Myco said, you can read it if you want to.
They said, Myco said, hi, no promises
and not hyping anything up or intentionally spoiling
because still a lot of work to do plus things to confirm.
But if everything goes well,
think it may be worthwhile to set aside some funds.
If you can, of course, please take care
of your own needs first for the next few weeks
if you may want to spend on merch again.
Again, no promises, just a friendly heads up especially
because I think there's a lot of uncertainty in the world.
So a bit of early preparation and planning
can go a long way in my opinion.
We'd hate for anyone to put themselves
in a bad spot financially.
Thank you.
That's oh
Did I just read the right thing or like
Let me just reread what the fuck I was read how you have more than tried we appreciate you are go
No, we won't succeed how the fight I think you broke it
I think it didn't even play.
Okay, don't fucking say that.
You piece of shit!
Chats.
You are insane.
Cowgirls move.
You are insane.
Then, thank you for the 1k...
But why?
Ho!
B-O-B-Y!
Thank you for the 1k book, Rudy, but why?
It's okay.
It's...
Literally, I was about to say, Michael, word per word, said basically, you know, times are tough, right?
So please take care of yourselves, Chat. We do not want you to go fucking broke and then
put yourself in a bad position. We just want you to be okay. If you don't want to work,
it's a stop giving me cash, bro. Keep it. Keep it for yourself.
I mean, I still got too good kidney zaga.
Okay, all right, me when chat literally heard what I had to say and then go, ah, yes, that is not what you had to say.
I appreciate so much.
God, you fucking birthday!
Cow, though, it was their birthday recently.
Go smooth.
I hope you spoiled yourself on your birthday because I swear to God, if you didn't, I'm sleep with both eyes open, man.
Both eyes opened.
You fucking crazy.
Bitch.
They're so, they're forget, I'm not even kidding yet, they're sometimes I'm like, are you guys actually okay?
Are you okay, y'all?
S.U.R.I. want to watch you tell me.
I got scammed.
Point is, yeah, there's a little bit spoilers.
The merch shit is coming in very, very soon.
Finally, after month and month and month.
So if you do want merch, save up.
Do not put yourself in a bad position because of this.
Also, give me one quick second. My mother have called me this time not shocking the shit out of me. That's great
You don't need all of your large incest in right? I got a guy who is offering me a quick five bucks
Bro, okay, Michael. Talk some sense into them one second
My mom just called me and then ended the call.
Is she getting kidnapped?
What's going on here?
Why did she just do all that?
One second again.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
You just have to do that when I was in the car with my mother.
How many times do you have to teach you this lesson, old man?
Fuck me for chat. We would we god forbid we actually want you to be healthy
God forbid
What the fuck what the fuck why don't worry?
We are we are adults. We always make financial decisions, okay?
Okay, right
right
Right my mom needs a echo echo echo echo y'all broke my TTS
At me see my content is back that nice man that keeps asking for my social security lots of money
Arga
Michael
It's so done we said then it's no point there's a
God you know what I'm gonna do the gig. I can't even do the gig a big move because I tried you're at one point chat I
Even attempted being like you know the treatment. It's like you don't have five dollars
Could you with dumbness?
Sometimes bro you do do the duty do's and when you don't know what to do you just do it
sometimes you don't know what do is good do
okay here's the money you asked for
okay wait you said to save it oops today
y'all nearly y'all what the fuck man what the fuck man I'm telling you here is
the big play just threaten to leak surprises if people keep giving you money
that's exactly i will leak everything don't not one more not a cent
i'm gonna leak it chat see if you're god damn money i really appreciate thank you so much
what the fuck you're fucking insane thank you zayna aina x for the 100 bucka rudies cop
for another 100 bucka rudies and daldred for 100 bucka rudies
God forbid, we just want you guys to be okay, all right?
Chat, at least save your money for the merch so you can get something physical.
That is literally what I've been saying!
Save your money so you can merch and then boom physical!
Cook, cook, take care of yourselves, all right?
Eat some good food. If you are happy, I am happy.
You eat something good, you take a picture, you show it to me, we happy.
Boom, easy.
I'm telling you, chat.
I think...
Why is my mom calling me again? It's gonna be a...
one second.
Thank you.
Living in the box. Okay chat.
Thank you CDAsama for the five gift the Rudy's
and a bunch of people with one bit.
Okay, period, right.
Thank you, John Hollick for the 10.
Michael, you see this?
The moment we say anything, right?
I'm gonna start becoming an entitled streamer.
Just to piss you off.
Make you guys stop giving me money.
I'm gonna start asking for money.
That's reverse psychology right there.
But you know what?
I tried that, right?
And it didn't fucking work.
I don't get it.
I just don't understand what to do.
I give you a reason.
I go from like, do not do it, to do not do it with reason,
do not do it with more reason, to like, do it then, go on.
Nothing works.
You know what, Chad?
Please make sure you can eat properly, all right?
And then you're happy, and you're healthy,
because I do not want you guys to get sick.
Thank you, Oconno, for the 10 gift-a-roodies.
He is somebody since you asked.
Okay.
Michael, just put me down, Major.
How are we supposed to take care of ourselves?
What?
How about you set a good example and take care of yourself?
I do though!
So go and take the money.
I...
Hmm...
Michi told me to donate these bits.
Thanks, Shed.
Wow.
Have some bits.
I'll be happy looking at pictures of the merch in my box.
I'll save a spoil, cats.
Pick a number from 1 to 4.
I hear the Michi diet is really cheap if we all do that we can give more money to Michi.
1, 4, 3, 4. Oh my god, y'all are picking 4 and that is a very unique pick. Alright then.
You taught me in dummy is a great and affordable meal again.
What the fuck? Wallah! Alright chat, you know what?
what instructions unclear the bits automatically appeared in the chat box
wallah some not with a hundred fucking buckaroonies why why here then take
these bits stinky
oh my god when you eat I do eat what is that I did you know it's chat are you
ready for something sick? Here's a little teaser, a little peek. There's a reason we're
telling you to like save money. Okay, there is a reason. Here's a little spoiler.
You picked four. Here's four.
No, I got it. No, that's just a tiny, tiny little, tiny little crop.
I mean, why would you take...
why oh my god yeah we have the little riz going on you can't just eat in the
mile you have to have it with cans our deans and slash or tuna
and maybe have a proper meal you thought about that share his food with me
aga thanks guys this chat like gambling idea come in a comfy cardboard box so we
have somewhere nice sleep. When I tell you we're making
merch at it's very, you can tell the passion we put behind this concept. You'll understand
what we're talking about. That's all I can say. So keep your goddamn cash. Now let me
check on that fucking poll. Thank you VL09 for the five giftarunis. Thank you so so much.
I don't like how this is one of our common passions. It's fun. What can I say? It's horrible.
It's the box that it comes in well insulated.
I like working it good. All right. Have you seen my bits? I see this. I was going to buy some food,
But I can't find them
God damn have you seen my bits guys?
Have you seen my box? All right chat or
Our next couple send the merchant extra large boxes asking for a cow. No a friend
It's only 30 see outside I can live without eating for a month anyway
Thanks guys! I can see we're fostering such a healthy environment. Wow! So happy!
Here I'll flash this one more time. Boom! Flashbang, boom!
Flashbang, boom! Okay anyways. I'm so excited by the way. We've been working on this for so long
that I'm so excited to see a little bit of spoilers and there's so much more! There's so much more!
So, very much more than actually, let me, I want you to know, by the way, these pictures,
the quality looked a little bit janked because we took it with the phone, right?
But last one, boom.
Last one, boom.
Anyways, it's gonna be good, man.
It's gonna be okay, pausing.
Okay, anyways.
For the game poll chat, here are the results.
Bang!
And extra packing peanuts for comfort.
Damn, look at the fucking graph.
like it's like corrupt like crazy buts or the games we have people say expedition 33 wipe and you are wrong
it actually lose compared to witcher 3 get loved need mission mochitsk
mission mochitsk mission mochitsk oh my god i fucking love that what the fuck
don't worry bits i think i just hope i can pay my power bill so they do not cut me off the power
in the middle of this sin.
In the middle of the- they got him Chad! Thorion! No!
Okay, so well, the next couple of games you're gonna be playing, we have Witcher 3 with
426 votes. We have Expedition 33 with 3,349 votes, Fallout New Vegas with 256, Yakuza with 244,
and the near, dude, near damn, god damn, is it near like an older game? I didn't think people would
like it so much. Okay, the top five is Witcher 3 episode, expedition 33, Fallout, New Vegas, Yakuza,
and near-automata. After that, we have God of War, Mass Effect, BioShock, Last of Us, and Metal Gear
Solid, and then a bunch of other stuff. These top five, Witcher 3, Fallout, New Vegas, Yakuza,
and near-automata at the top five picks.
I'm going to ask you this. Let's begin with Witcher 3.
No biased, right? I have never played any Witcher games.
I've seen some trailers from the series like the TV show with Henry Conville,
but that's it. From a scale of 1 to 10 chat.
For those people that have played Witcher 3,
Scale of 1 to 10. How do you recommend it?
I want you to know, by the way, so far chat has not lost.
This is your reputation is on the line here.
This is what you have to know that.
10, ooh, jeez, 10, 10, 9 to 10, 9.5, 8 to 10.
You can't make me keep my money. I'm not buying any merch.
So you can't stop me.
Here more money.
Ah ha, loophole.
9.8 specifically.
Oh, a nine easy.
Okay, chat is giving it very, very high ratings.
This also happened at the last couple of three games.
So you know what, Chance?
How about E33, from a scale of one to 10, right?
Boom.
How, where would you rank it?
I'm not talking like just gameplay.
I'm talking the story.
I'm talking like, in my, you know,
like if I were to play it blind, right?
Cause this will be like a blind play through.
10!
So I'm gonna say 10 out of 1000.
Ah!
10 out of, one,
the bird just gave it a one.
10 out of 10, once again, never beat it,
but played it enough to where it's an easy eight or nine.
of the year of 2016 girl. Is Witcher game of the year of 2016? I know Expedition 33 was game of the
year of 2025 was it? You can complete Expedition 33 much faster than Witcher 3.
When you say much faster are you talking about like 70 hours or like are we talking like 10 hours
like like 30 hours oh I love how chat's just like oh yeah that's that's faster
that's a short stream right there which is they got gail the year more than one
than one year okay is it that good okay don't spoil anything for me then don't
spoil all right chat literally half a stream fuck all of y'all bro it takes
30 hours you'll have a stream fuck all y'all short stream time we are going to be playing
wait if witcher 3 is 100 okay if witcher 3 let's say is 150 hours
why people were so hyped that cd project thread was making cyberpunk
oh okay if witcher 3 is like 150 hours let's be so for real okay yeah you can probably finish
witcher 3 okay do you think i'll spend longer playing witcher 3 or red dead redemption 2
Keep in mind y'all know how I play games like I don't play it linear I do side-quests like I click on
anything that is exciting and I loot like crazy I'm so fucked we're so fuck it's never gonna stop
like with your three it's over you're telling me right reddened redemption it took me 90 hours to
play that goddamn game by the way 90 fucking hours you're telling me which
interest rate is going to be longer.
I
perhaps it's over all right you know check time for a lot of it from a variety
strimmer to a witcher three strimmer raga dude imagine oh oh gosh including the
witcher three DLCs it will be much longer I'm looking at this I'm looking at
you when I go like this is the reason we play anything today we'll still be
playing the game for your three-year anniversary thanks guys thanks no you
know what we can do if let's say it's 150 150 divided by 24 wait wait let's do
basic math right how many days is 150 hours just to let chat know what they
got themselves you into can we have a quick camera at your playtime for
Baldur's Gate 3 I never finished Baldur's Gate 3 because I got so emotional I
I didn't want the world to end, but...
I've got three playthroughs of which are three, but Steam says I have 937 hours.
Oh, I just realized something.
I've never finished Baldur's Gate 3.
If we consider average short streams of 12 hours with two hours of Yappet, it will only be around 18 days of playing.
can you tell like I was so sad I didn't want it to end because I was just so in
love with this game I didn't want it to end so like I haven't even finished it
I just could not see the characters die we have a hundred fifteen hours holy
shit no I want you to know by the way I never played Baldur's Gate offline this
is all on stream damn that was an arrow wasn't it that this was it that was a
time. Witcher 3 DLC can be around 30 hours alone.
Just so you know, Witcher 3 has about 3 continent sized maps including one of the biggest maps
for DLC of all time, and also there is a rumor that a new DLC will come out this summer tying
Witcher 3 to the Witcher 4.
There's a weight you're for I forgot about but what all right champ what is 150 divide by 24?
I'm just let me just think okay hold on I can give you an estimate of how long it'll take
six oh six days that's easy bro light work I say that as we spend seven months playing it okay
period okay doable it'll take us six days we just have to not sleep not eat not do anything just
play Witcher 3. Finishing Witcher 3 in 7 days. Huh, that's 6 days. I'm not so...exactly.
Just don't sleep, don't eat, don't do anything. Die. Play Witcher 3. Exactly. Easy. Easy,
boom. Witcher 3 sub-a-thon.
If you want, you can finish you 33 in Toast Streams and then start Witcher 3 if you want.
Who actually chat you just think I was thinking I was planning on doing like a sub a fun
But I'm not a sub a fun. Just a marathon. There you go. Sorry. I was thinking of doing a marathon
So it basically it's like there's no timer
The this you cannot go like like money
I don't want you guys to spend money out of the contention
But just want to throw this out there for an ear automata recommendation
Oh the main character has a really really really really really really really nice spot
Right I see he's right though. Mmm
Damn, yeah, I want to do a marathon anyway, so we're gonna play witchers 3
and I'm gonna turn into a marathon when the merch drops that way if you wanted to take your time
with Witcher 3 why not plan to play like twice a week and do other things with your other streams
for variety now listen chat gave Witcher 3 such a high rank witchathon argh witchathon
that gave it such a high rank that I thought I do there are games that I like to do like
little by little, you know, like between Resident Evil games, I don't just go like bang bang bang bang
bang, I like to kind of take it step by step because I need breaks, but there are games that
if you take too long of a break, you get like vibed off, you know what I mean? Like it's a vibe,
right? You want to know the story, you want to experience it and live in it, be as immersed as
possible. So like, if you just kind of take breaks in between the vibe, vibe off. Yeah, literally
like vibe off. So I might actually turn it into a marathon, like a witcher, a witch-a-thon.
Like it's not a sabbathon, no save money, spend money type shit, it's just I'd be streaming
Witcher 3 until I'm done with the game. Boom. Boom. Which means it won't be this month,
It will have to be next month, but that will cook.
That will cook.
Yeah, like what exactly does marathon mean?
Basically, I stream until the game is done.
Like, I think Mouse did something like that for Elden Ring.
Didn't she?
I don't know how long it took her to finish Elden Ring,
but I think Mouse did that for Elden Ring.
Like, how Connor does some of his big games.
Yeah, I want to know how it feels like I saw Mouse did it.
I saw Connor did it.
And I've never done one before. I said I would but I didn't really.
Like I said I would do that during the sub-a-fun but then we end up playing a variety of games.
So I want to know how it feels like to just lock into a game for that long.
Like after you're done with them.
12 hours minus 8 hours of YAP is 4 hours.
Divide that by 15 hours is about 38 days.
So about 3 months if we include collabs time often the friends vacation you will be taking sometime this year
because you will take a vacation with your friend's smiles.
Because you will be, you will be taking a vacation
and you will enjoy it.
Don't you hear me out?
I want to know, there's a theory, right?
This is my own personal reason
on why I want to try doing a marathon to chat.
When I played cyberpunk, it wasn't like too big of a gap.
Like we did play and then we did take like some time off
in between and then we went back into cyberpunk.
It wasn't too long of a game though,
but after I was done, the world literally felt empty.
You know what I mean?
Like, it didn't feel too empty, but I had like the,
now what?
Same thing with Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption 2, once I was done chat,
I was watching Arthur edits, bro.
I was watching Arthur edits.
I was watching like Red Dead Redemption 2 videos and shit.
It's like, like you just feel empty,
but there's like this, oh, you know, there's like, oh,
keep in mind that is with like a three month gap like we stopped playing red
that for three months and got back into the game later on
so imagine if we didn't take that three months imagine if we just
completely played the game like for a whole week or maybe like even longer
we just play the same game and get so immersed
into the story once it's done i want to know how i feel
I've always like enjoyed it, but maybe I'm like low-key crazy for that.
But like when you play a game chat, a game isn't just when you play it, right?
The beauty of a game is once you're done, like you sit there with yourself and you're like,
I can never do this again, you know, like replayability is great, but
you can never really replay it like you used to.
That's why I kind of love this thing because I've never played a lot of these games.
So when chat recommends it to me and chats like I have such fond memories or this is so amazing this so blah blah blah right
I sit there and I'm like
Why like I want to know why and I feel like you can explain like you can take so long explaining how good a game is
But you just need to play it yourself to know what you're talking about
And I want to know what you guys went through
And I want to the only one of the biggest ways to do it is a marathon
You literally only stream that game
You immerse yourself in that game until you're done from start to finish and once it's done
Why do you feel and I want to feel that so you might do a marathon not going to be this month though
So which are three even though it was the most recommended
We might not actually be able to touch it until like next month
Just to give you a warning, but you know what chat since we're doing a marathon
We are going to start sprinkling different games every now and then right just kind of enjoying the time
We have and then boom marathon
it will be great. And also if it's a marathon chat, we won't be yapping too much.
You thought about that? Like we won't be yapping too much, it'll be like good morning guys and
then we'll yeah for like an hour and then we play. It's true, it's true, trust, trust is true.
issue. So, E33 maybe. I might just time the marathon during the merch, because honestly
that could also like, that's a good ample space time to promote merch. Think about it!
I can just have like a little text on the bottom right of the screen, like right here
being like, merch out now, you know, boom! That way I can tell people like, no it's not
because I'm a psychopath. Oh my god. Dude, I've thought about this so often. Sometimes
chat I'm scared that people think that I genuinely am like a psychopath and that
I'm like crazy right because I'd be streaming a good amount okay you know
you want to know my honest truth hold on like I can completely I'll mask off right
now I will you see my purse I'll mask off you want to see the biggest mask off
moments well not really biggest but still you aren't no chat this is a persona
No, guys, I'm not actually the stupid IRL.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Nice, I'm actually really hot and really smart
and like I have like 10,000 doctorates degrees.
Ah, ah, ah.
I'm gonna be so good at this.
There were times I would tell people,
I think this is why some people would be like,
oh, Michi is so smart,
like she's so business oriented, right?
I've had people say that where it's like,
Michi is actually giga business brain.
And you know why?
Like, I've had my friends being like,
oh no, like, Meji, you're actually smart
and you think it is because like,
you're actually getting a big business brain.
Every time people ask me,
like, why do you stream so much?
I realize how pathetic!
It's like if I'm like, dude, I enjoy streaming.
That is true, I love being here and I enjoy streaming,
but like, I also have nothing else to do.
You know, it's like, I like streaming.
That's all I wanna do.
It's like, don't you wanna like hang out with your friends?
I do though.
Like, I don't need to hang out with my friends every day.
like I do it's like oh did you want to find a lover well I don't have one so
it's like I wake up I look forward to this shit you know I mean like if I do
if I say like oh I love streaming and it's been like I don't know a couple of
months sure I get it it's almost been two years and I still enjoy streaming so
damn much so I'm like to get a hobby and I'm like but what if this is my hobby
it's like oh your hobby is sitting in front of your monitor for hours and hours
day it's like yeah yes and then I realized that compared to so many people chat like all my friends
they are streamers but they have other things to do you know I mean they're like they they play golf
or they they go fishing my simple ocean oh no dude people are like I can't stream for that long like
like I need time to like go to the gym or like I can't see for that long like I
want to do something else like golfing or or hiking or or whatever and then like
oh I want to go traveling I want to see the world I literally after I end
stream I go I can't wait to stream tomorrow huh so it's like it did
surely have something else you like to do and I'm like yeah I like traveling I
do because I like meeting my friends honestly if all my friends live in
And in though I wouldn't I would be neutral about traveling.
The only reason I like traveling is because I want to meet my friends.
So with that in mind, I cannot travel back to back.
Like I don't think I have a stamina for that.
If I like the most I've ever traveled was last year where I traveled October and I traveled
again December.
It's like in three months I traveled twice.
And I think that was like me pushing my limits like crazy.
You know, it was a bit tough.
So I don't think I do that. I think that my maximum is like once every three to four months, like for travel's sake.
It does get really exhausting.
Nah bro, I'll tell you right now and I'm hoping none of my friends hear this part of the stream.
I'm so hoping because I hope they're either asleep or busy.
Yes, other people have different hobbies.
But they don't stream for 11 to 15 hours every day.
Oh my god, it's so fun. Okay, like, okay, you know what, Mask Off, I actually really fucking enjoy streaming.
I like hanging out with you guys, I like talking to you guys, and I like experiencing new things, and I love playing games.
You know what makes games so much more fun?
Genuinely chat, if you did not recommend Cyberpunk or Red Dead or GTA, I don't think I would like it as much.
Because like, after I'm done with the game, I go to bed and I'm like, oh my god, the fact that so many people have like, so many people in like, my community
played this game for the first time like maybe a long time ago or like recently or whatever
and they probably feel like this you know it's crazy it's fun it's nice it's like
it's like oh this is how you feel chat you know what i mean like i feel like i get it
i i like that feeling i like the whole feeling so what the fuck what am i supposed to do
i have lied to my friends so often about this because they're like why do you stream so much
and i'm like oh it's because of business
I just say it, I just go like, I wish for 8 months, I wish, and they just tell them that,
I'm like, oh it's like business, you know, like what can I say, like I just start saying
shit and I'm not kidding, I've started making things up.
I literally start making things up, because I don't know what else to say.
Miki is being parasocial, jita, woo, woo.
Bro, I've said once where I'm like, oh, you know, like, it's good for analytics, bitch.
You know the funnest fact that I have never once touched that analytic button.
The only person that has ever touched the analytic analytic button is Michael for
like the sponsor, like business shits.
But I have never once touched my own analytic button.
I don't fucking care.
After Shreem, I'm sleepy.
I'm gonna check it before Shreem.
I just woke up.
I'm gonna fucking check it.
I'm too tired.
So, actually, I did once check the analytics button. That is true.
Because someone told me that we got like a certain follower and I'm like, how do I see that?
And then I was like, it's like, Michael does check it though.
Happy is why I love watching you play games because I feel you actually care about the game and its story.
It's super cool. That's also why I can't, what is it?
But I can't get into Elden Ring.
As much as so many people in chat love Elden Ring, I don't understand the story.
And that's when I'm like chat, I'm so sorry, I can't get it.
That's hard.
But Michael be doing crazy hard work.
I have told my friends, I'm like, oh, I need to stream because like analytics.
I need to stream because like business.
And they're like, oh my God, like you're so, you're so business oriented.
And I'm like, yeah, I don't dream that much because like, I have nothing else to do.
It's not because I like it already think it's insert business word here
And
Recently my friends have debunked it bro like they are trying to debunk it because I've been saying this since like I think six months into my debut
Is there like I think it's time for you to take a break and then I just tell me
60d nah bro, that's that's cringe
I hate you!
What the fuck?
I hate you!
Fuck you, Patoo.
I spit on your face, Patoo.
Ringe of shit, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What the fuck?
Mask on, the fuck?
Hey!
No dude, like ever since,
like my six month,
fuck it, people are like,
I think you should take a break, and I'm like,
I don't want to take a break and reason they're like me to your analytics would be fine
And I'm like no gentlemen
They're like me see you've been doing this for so long like you're fine, and I'm like no guys
No, they're like oh you're gonna like after the sub the time they're like oh, so you're not gonna stream for a month
And I'm like yeah, and then I went live like three days later
I'm like hey guys. I'm back
They're like I thought you're gonna take a break for a month, and I'm like yeah next month next month
I did though. I went to America and I took a break for a month. Boom. You see that? Ah ha. I
Know lie. I know I keep I keep what I say. I did I only stream like well like a couple of times
Who cares? Point is I actually enjoy being here. All right, and recently my friends are like
Your excuse doesn't make sense and I'm like, hmm. No like no like I'm actually just
Suck really smart. That's what I'm gonna do like a non-stop marathon. I'm so smart
God forbid a woman enjoys what they do. God damn.
Didn't you stream as much as Numie? I don't know actually. My favorite thing.
Until today I still think about Numie's gap tools monitor. That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Maybe I should give her another monitor so she has three.
Like facing forward and not seeing a monitor is actually abysmal.
I don't understand. Playing a game, looking left or looking right is a crazy choice.
Maybe I should give three gaps. Three makes sense. Okay, having three mods, like one in front of you, one left, one right.
Only having one left, one right is like, you're looking at a corner chat. You're standing at a corner. That is a very interesting choice.
Either way, though, I might actually just do witcher- witchathon. We're gonna do witchathon. Mods, write this down.
We're so over. Actually, let me ask Michael when we when the merges getting released.
I want to ask when do you think it will be released?
Boom.
Oh, yeah, I actually want to tell you guys this too. Wait, can I?
Okay, so Michael said I can't say it. So chat I want you to know for merch right some of the merch
I also learned this from Michael, but I'm gonna use his word because it will make me sound smart
It's a business. What do we put in the third screen anywhere in front of her the third screen above the fucking corner would be a business
But chat
Some of the products will be and wait let me open the DMs
evergreen, right? Yeah, evergreen. That means forever, right? What's that? I'm so smart.
That's like a business term if you don't know that. So I think the word evergreen is it stays,
so it will always be green, but evergreen means that it stays forever, or it gets like restocked
often so basically like you know some merch it's like buy it now or you'll
never get the chance to see it ever again it's like oh you have like a month
to buy this merch or not it's gone forever so some of the merch won't do
that they are like always on first cause of insomnia but you helped fix that for
me and it improved my mental a lot maybe that why I have to hurt your lot you
helped a lot and I want to represent that what the fuck you did that listen
I'm just here to gap your brains out. You did it yourself. I'm proud of you.
A quarterly project sent down my need to maximize the productivity index matrix and other business-y stuff.
Believe me, I have to maximize indexes. Boom. But merch is evergreen.
Well, not all the merch, some of the merch. So some merch will be evergreen products,
which means it will always be there. One of the biggest reason.
We okay the desk honestly, you know how sometimes you kind of want to bank on like other factors to kind of
Making limited merch kind of produces like a sense of urgency to get it
We kind of don't want to do that, you know
So like again, you don't have to like save money and then if you don't have enough money when the merge drops
You're gonna have to have the green one. It's not like that. I don't know bro. I can't see it
I can't god damn see the shade one of them the green one
But yeah, like if let's say if people are like oh this merch is only gonna be up for a month
But I don't have money this month. I'm gonna have insane FOMO, right?
It's either people don't get it and get sad or people force themselves to get it
We don't really want that so the items some of the items will be evergreen
To the side so you have to tilt your head sideways to see it
You'll see in the movie go like this, this, and then that.
Yeah, like FOMO sucks ass.
I will say some of the merch will be limited still because it is really hard to like produce
over and over again.
So it's kind of like a one hit thing.
I see it's evergreen because it's actually red got it.
Aha!
Me saying it's evergreen but it's not green at all.
The merge that we can just produce will keep it as like evergreen, you know,
but the merge that takes more money to produce, we might not.
Because again, the minus thing about evergreen products chat is you can't get it
anytime, right?
Which means you kind of have to have it in stock.
So it's like, if the stocks are running low, you have to stock up again and there's
a chance like that stock won't run low.
So you're just kind of like, you know, it's kind of to spend more, right?
So that's the only minus.
But there most of the most or if not, there will be some a good amount of the products are going to be there.
So do not worry about FOMO.
You don't have to be like, oh, if I don't get it this month, I'll have FOMO.
No, bro, it's OK.
Like we will do our best to keep as many things like evergreen as possible.
But not all.
That's like a warning because we really don't want you guys to fucking force yourself.
Like you don't understand how much there is an actual concern to be at Michael.
We don't want you guys to be fucking spending your money doing crazy choices, right?
And I'm not being able to have enough money to like live your own life, be happy, take care of yourselves, you know?
The whole idea chat is when you want to support someone,
it's because you are happy.
If you make yourself not happy and force yourself to support someone else when you yourself are not in a good position,
I hope the people you're supporting will also want to support you back.
You know what I'm saying?
We just want you to be okay.
I don't want you to be happy, man. Not unhappy. I'm miserable.
Yay. So yes, Michael wanted me to tell you that in case anyone was like, uh-oh, FOMO, it won't, it won't really be an issue, I think, for this drop.
Let me, I think Michael did end up going to bed, so I'll have Michael's response, but chat. Which, which, which a thon, which a thon soon.
That's incredibly mindful of you. I don't think so, bro. I think it's because, dude, I've said this before.
I used to be a crazy shopaholic, okay?
Like, when I say shopaholic, I don't mean like, oh, I buy everything.
No dude, like I would go homeless and starve because I want to buy like one bag.
Did I want it? No. I was mentally unwell.
So, therapy helped, definitely, but now I'm not like that anymore.
But I understand the like, wheels and woes of like the whole getting an item, all that shit.
it, you know, we want to have it as like, Merch is supposed to make you happy, man.
It's not supposed to, it's like, if you don't get it, then you will have a consequence.
It shouldn't be like that.
Merch should just be like, ooh, if you want it, get it.
If you don't, then don't.
Easy.
And whatever makes you happy, you know, it should be something like that.
It's nice.
It's nice.
It isn't that deep.
It really isn't.
I just want you to know, make sure to take care of yourselves chat.
Don't go cuckoo crazy.
I will say I do appreciate your support.
I know a lot of you have been supporting so damn hard.
Thank you so much.
Let me fucking support you too, okay?
Take care of your god damn selves
when I beat the shit out of you.
I'll find the box you live in.
And I'll pee on it.
That's crazy.
Collecting is a hobby, not an obligation.
Turu recently as a collector of random things. I realized something one of my friends told me I
like to collect
Spoons like silverware. I also like to collect weird-looking rocks and my friend really said like are you a crow?
And like some of my friends are like I love collecting Gundam. I love building like Gundam and collecting them
I love building Legos and collecting them like what do you collect? I'm like silverware and rocks and they're like are you a crow?
No, like bro god forbid I see a nice pebble and keep in my pocket, you know actually when I went to America I
Took there was a rock a salt rock
I got it in like one of the baths of like a salt rock bath and I was like oh my god
It looks so fucking cute. So I brought back and I have like a salt rock in my rock collection. Yep
Exactly have a salt rock
glass
Poor bitchy poor mouse bitchy is a bird
That's so what what the fuck god forbid a girl like rocks chat one day you're gonna see it
You're gonna go outside and see a really nice rock and you're like I see why she likes this shit
It's like, there's a rock that's so smooth, so nice, so well-textured, you know?
It's just, rocks are years and years of production, okay?
Rocks are like kidney stones of nature.
That doesn't really hurt.
You don't just spawn in a rock.
You need to wait.
It's like a plant that takes a long time to make because it's like condensed and shit.
the shapes are so different and you're like wow this is like a time capsule
someone with a terrible time of saving money i have all four pets in hearthstone
i also am a terrible fomo at digital items to i know it's just pixels i also spent 5k in my
younger days on star sorts in ang Scott wing commander status before i realized that game was
never gonna come out. Oh. Oh, I don't get the second part boys are to sticks. Me to rocks
is boys are to sticks. What does that mean? Sticks? Have you ever walked chat and then
you're like kicking a rock as you're walking and then it goes straight so you keep kicking
it forward and then you accidentally kick it aside and now you have to leave a friend
behind and it kind of hurts you a little bit that's how I feel about it I
love rocks and so did my super cool grandma exactly she had a rock tumbling
and had hundreds of beautiful stones she collected over her life that I
inherited what kind of rocks oh me like stick stick good damn chat dude I one
time I used to really like sticks but not sticks I like to like logs it's like
not they're like stick logs sogs it's not as big as a log but not then enough
to be called a stick you know rise and forbidden west since you can pick up
infinite rocks you damn notes I'll be like hey guys you want to see my backpack
I only fill up with essentials and it's just a backpack full of rocks I'm like
oh yeah here's my backpack and it's a backpack full of rocks and I'm like oh
Wrong backpack. I open another backpack and it's another backpack full of rocks.
No, I don't I don't hate sticks, but I think two thin sticks are just not good sticks
It needs to be like a bit girthier or stronger than a thin flimsy stick
You know what I'm saying? However, the big ones usually have bugs on it. I don't like bugs
I'm not the biggest fan of bugs. I
Don't hate bugs, but I don't like grabbing a stick and having a bug in it. Oh
Oh, yeah, oddly specific, a specific girth of stick is good, not when there are bugs on it though.
I'm so excited, actually, a Witcher marathon, a Witcher marathon sounds so fucking fun.
Wait, if we do Witcher marathon chat, well, I can do is for the modcast right segment, I can see if I can plan like, like a D&D session for them to play.
Oh, Modcast? What? Yes. Me saying this before I even tell the mods crazy. It's just an idea.
Alright, we do the marathon, you know. It'll be cool. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. Who
knows? Who knows, man? I get you. Since I was a kid I've always been fascinated by fossils
and minerals. I have so many rocks now. Fossilized wood, dinosaur eggs, various crystals. Some
I bought, some I found. Dozens of years of hoarding every possible rocks.
Well actually let me ask them this real quick. Wait.
Michi I just got an idea. A crow inspired model would go so hard it will be cinema.
up enough from lobotomy corporation that kind of mother would be chef kiss I
got an idea crown spire model would go so hard chat you know how many fucking
themes we've touched like at this point I don't think anyone remembers I'm a
scammer did you know that do you notice my lore my lords I'm a scam artist like
you know how mouse is like a demon from hell like the demon Lord from hell I'm
a scam artist yeah if you put me against like other people chat we have like
Galaxtor! The destroyer of worlds! And I'm just here, as a scam artist.
Let me just ask like Zoran if he's down for this idea.
Well, you're going out of your way to not scam so that's your fault.
Shut the fuck up!
Alright, the idea is I can scam.
It's just I choose not to.
Have you thought about that?
Boom, maybe I've flipped a new rock.
I know, flipped a new leaf.
A bad different part of nature.
Didn't even ask for her mods consent.
Dude, hear me out, NFS, hear me out, okay?
I'll have to ask the gay master first before I can pitch this idea.
Shut the fuck up!
God forbid a woman is happy and joyful and gleeful, and laughs and giggles and skips and shit.
Damn.
Damn bro, I got- I'm a scam artist, but I'm- I'm not evil, all right?
We got morals here, we have a code, a thief's code.
Skips and what? Skips and shit!
I need to see if I can like if I ask the mods last time I did do an interest check and they're like that could be good if we can plan it but I don't want to get anyone's hopes up because I won't be like oh let's do this and then I can't get like a game master and then they're like now what right now they're just excited for nothing I'll try I'll do my best.
I'll do my best.
We'll see what we can do.
It'll be kind of fun.
Or maybe I can like...
I can also record stuff. That could be also nice.
Ooh.
I'll plan the marathon properly.
Or maybe...
I'll say I'll plan the marathon properly.
Or I will just 100% wing it.
There's no in between by the way.
It's either... If we do a marathon chat,
it's either going to be like the most
half ass shit you'll ever see in your life.
Or it's gonna be giga planned. There's no in between.
Also, you wanna know something?
Yesterday, I was scrolling on TikTok.
Horrible start of a story.
But I was scrolling on TikTok and TikTok was calling me out.
Back to back to back to back to back to back.
All the videos that got recommended, I'm not kidding,
are just fucking like how to know if you like the signs of BPD traits of BPD I
don't know what the fuck has been going on but my tiktok is really trying to
push a narrative here with me like why fuck me for what the hell did I do
oh god
oh
Let me see if I can find the fucking video.
Why fuck me for man?
What the hell did I do?
And also, ah, no I can't.
I have so many things I want to tell you.
I've been doing a lot of things recently.
Like outside of streams, what's BPD, horrid, something horrid, man.
Let me see if I can find this goddamn fucking video.
God, why do I like so many things?
I've been liking a lot of Y and thirst traps, which also makes it even funnier.
Where is this?
I also been liking a lot of dog videos, a lot of stuff videos.
There's a POV you're coloring with someone who has a secure attachment style, and it's
just a guy going like this.
Hold on, let me show you the audio.
Hey, are you having a good time?
Yeah, are you?
Yeah, this is fun.
Awesome.
I really enjoy the time we spend together.
That's it.
That's it.
Hey, are you having a good time?
That's it.
They're just like POV you're coloring with someone who has a secure attachment style,
That's the whole video and I'm like, you know what? That is actually quite pleasant. I ain't gonna lie
That'd be that'd be quite pleasant
Maybe I never liked the BPD videos. I lied to you. Oh, here you go
There's the borderline personality disorder borderline personality disorder makes your emotions feel like a storm you can't escape your brain
It's a back-to-back
I got that I got like three other ones and I just thought like fucking liking them because I was like I scroll right there
my POV I'm scrolling on TikTok and it just goes borderline personality disorder I
scroll borderline scroll how to know if you have borderline person I scroll do
you have borderline traits of someone with borderline
look I get it I get it I know I know man I've been known you don't gotta tell me
no more fuck but also I've been doing a lot of things recently and I can maybe
Maybe one day I can tell you what I've been doing, but for right now, I can't because
I don't want you guys to be crazy.
Well, not crazy.
I don't know how it goes, but one day I can tell you, maybe soon, hopefully soon, but
I've been doing something funny silly.
I've been doing a little bit of a troll.
I made a very impulsive decision that could potentially change the trajectory of our lives.
hey guys no pressure anything but I made a very impulsive decision that can
potentially change the trajectory of our lives and I won't tell you until the
trajectory has been changed anyways guys did you just buy a house no no if
anything it's it's slightly funnier
It's a secret third of the very funny thing
Well, okay chat
Dude I've been doing I've been doing such a good job of keeping this a secret for like a
Week well longer than a week
It's been a little bit over a week, but I've been doing it for a bit
But I've been keeping the secret and I think
I sat there yesterday and I'm like, I need to stop talking because if not, I'm gonna start leaking shit.
I'm so not good at keeping a secret.
As of all in my life, three houses chat, I just bought us a mansion with 12 maids, 18 butlers, 15 sport cars, five helicopters, two helipads, 2,000 golden toilets.
No way!
How many maids? I don't know how much did I just say?
Multiple! No way!
When do we move? Hop on the back of my limo zine.
I'm on the way, Chet. I'll pick you up one by one.
I'm one on one. Come on. I'm on my way.
way. Okay, hold on. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We're gonna die. Okay, I want to let
you know but there might be a sad ending to this okay that's why I was like oh I
don't want to tell you guys until I know the ending but like honestly I don't
know okay if I tell you chat there's an update I did a very impulsive thing this
might go so wrong or this might go so well
Would you want to know or would you rather know when the ending is secured?
Yes, I made an impulsive random decision.
Not really. Actually, it's not impulsive. Yes, it's impulsive. It is, but it's not random, but it is impulsive.
So, remember when back then I told you guys that there was like a cat that, the fact that
Jack's asking about a cat, okay, so remember I told you guys back then that I was like
there's a cat and I don't know if like I'll get it or not, etc.
Okay, do not cheer yet, there could potentially be a bad ending to this.
Basically, I left out a very big, crucial, important plot of the story when it came to the cat.
Well, legally, I may already have owned it for a bit.
The bad part is that, well, the reason, well, I fell in love with the cat, instantly.
It's like, I don't know, it's like a thing, right?
Like, you see something and you're like, wow.
Like most of the time you're like, oh, I care about it, but there are times in your life where you see like something
You're like, I have a connection to this like I feel it everywhere and I'm like I have a connection
so like I
Got the cats. However, I will tell you that that cat of there is a reason that cat was put up for adoption
and it's because that cat has
some stuff, they did not come from a very good place, so that cat does not have a lot
of the best things.
And I, well, they are being treated at the moment.
And I mean, I can't really keep them yet, so we are monitoring it for a while.
It's not a sickness, it's more like a genetic problem.
So, that's sick nasty.
When I move, hopefully, like the timing should be good because I can't also keep it in my
apartment for a bit too, I don't think it should be a problem since I'm moving anyway.
It shouldn't be a problem, but right now I can't bring it back home either way.
I could if, but like being, if you want to be a super responsible chat, there's, they
should just get treated first, you know what I mean?
I will, I will.
So far they're okay, it's just a genetic thing.
They have the sarraf, what is sarraf?
Nerve, they have a genetic problem with their nerve.
Basically they cannot fully, like,
the muscles on their hind legs and stuff are like weak.
So they can't really move with their hind legs.
They're just like a, they're like dragging, you know?
So it is a genetic thing, sadly.
It's not wobbly cat.
It's kind of like cat with no leg cat,
but there can be so many bad things
that can happen from that, right?
So it's like, it's, they're not fully paralyzed.
It's just like they were born with a genetic disease.
You know, so their legs are not strong enough.
They can still stand up, but they like wobble a lot.
They fall a lot.
They drag a lot.
So there are treatments that they're getting,
a lot of stuff that they're working towards.
It's also very like that cat was very malnourished, dehydrated and overheated.
So I kind of just decided to be like, you know what, since I can't really fully
keep the cat in my apartment anyway, I'll just like make sure that they have full
care while I'm out.
So that's why like when my dog went into the ICU too, I was like, why I have two.
But that's crazy.
But the thing is I've never really had the cat with me yet.
I just kind of, I got him and I'm just like paying
to make sure that they're healthy.
I'm just like, okay.
Kind of like a sponsor.
I'm literally just fostering them at the moment.
Fostering their recovery at the moment.
So I don't know, maybe I'll be fine.
Maybe they can grow to be better.
Or I don't know, that's why I'm like, oh.
But since we're moving quite soon, maybe the timing was supposed to be like I'll check
up on them, I'll bring them in like a couple of weeks and a week-ish, not even a week-ish.
I was supposed to have that kind of week-ish at the new place but we've got a little busy
so I postponed the moving but it's okay.
I mean like we're moving anyway.
So I think the building management is not going to find out.
I have a cat in a couple of weeks.
They're not going to really know who's going to know.
You're very sweet.
I don't think so.
I think, bro, it was one of those things.
I say this so happily, ha ha hee hee.
But I was so like, what the flip?
So they came from a breeder, right?
They were from a breeder place.
And because of their genetic stuff,
they basically got super fucking neglected
and then got put up for adoption.
And I was like, dude, there's no reason.
I get it.
I get you want to put stuff like animals for adoption,
that's good, but you don't have to give them the bear minimum
close to nothing.
Like this cat was like dehydrated.
Thin as fuck, by the way, like I want you to know,
so far it's been pretty good.
They're a main coon mix.
So Maine Coons are supposed to be fucking big, right?
They're like huge, gigabig cats, you know?
Even as a baby, they are supposed to be
like two to three kilograms.
This kitten was a kilogram, bro.
Like it's a kilogram-ish.
They were like bones, they were skin and bones.
So it's like, oh, but recently they're like, they shot up.
They're now at three if I'm not wrong.
And like last time they checked the cat is at 3kg they've gained like 2kg in the past
couple of weeks or is it 3 or 2.3kg?
There was a 3 somewhere there.
I don't fully remember.
But they're gaining stable weight, they're like getting better.
So for now, am I their legal guardian?
Kind of no, not yet, because I've never really had them.
Like literally, I just went like yoink into the care facility to make sure you're okay
and treated first.
And then that's it.
That's all I've been doing.
I've just been like making sure that they are okay.
And that's it yet.
We'll get pictures of cat.
I can see if I can find the picture.
I'm not sure.
However, I don't want to, I don't want to tell you at first because I didn't want to get
your hopes up or nothing because there might be a chance this won't have a very good ending.
Like, I knew the risk when I got them, right? Like, they did tell me like this cat has a
lot of problems and a lot of needs and etc. I love how they didn't even bring up the fact
that they neglected the cat or whatever. That's fine. Sure. They're like, oh yeah, the cat
has genetic problems. I'm like, yeah, the genetic problems, like stop them from eating
or something? Why is it so skinny? What's wrong with this cat? But it's okay.
People and accountability, that's fine. But I was like, okay, sure, whatever.
They're like, yeah, there's a chance that even if you get this cat, they might not
make it. And I'm like, I will do my best first. We'll give it a fighting chance,
at least. Because most of the time chat, it's a hit or miss, right? You'll see cats for adoption
and they're like healthy, but then sometimes you'll see cat for adoption and they are put in
adoption because it takes a lot of, well, like effort and money to make sure that this animal
gets nursed back to health and no one is really willing to do it. And I was like, you know what,
I'll just do that. I'll just fund them to take care of this cat, like not fund them, the people
I'm getting, I'll either join them to a different vet. There is a vet that I really recommend because
I talked about it. When I was volunteering for the Anime Shelter, this vet was one of the places
that I love because I know they do really good work. So I'm like, yeah, I'll just yoink them over.
They do have a fostering system as well. So it's really nice. So it's like, if let's say,
worst case scenario, well, not worst, but like, if let's say there's a scenario where the cat is
healthy and they are brought up healthy and they're good and they're like recovering, but for some
reason I cannot keep the cats then I can choose to like put them into the their adoption system
because they do have that and I know it's like trustworthy because I've seen it but I'm hoping
that I can keep them but hopefully I can get them but right now I wouldn't say I'm like I own a cat
it's more like I'm funding a cat's recovery type I don't have to describe it you know what I'm saying
I don't know what the word is. It's more like I am just paying for their recovery, but I don't actually
Own them or nothing. Yeah, I'm just sponsoring a cat
So that's kind of cool. I've been side-questing a little bit see when people are like you have no other hobbies
But these are my hobbies
I've done this before that's a fucking stupid thing. It's so silly
Sometimes I'd be like, yeah!
I've seen those!
They're so cute.
I'm not that clear.
Hmm.
Oh my god, actually.
I have rent, cat.
The thing is, I have so much random side quest,
I can't tell you because it may just dox me.
But there are a lot of side-class things
that I've been doing for so long.
I can't say anything about it
because it might just like dox my ass.
But that's the shit I like doing.
What can, I don't know, that's the things I like doing.
Sometimes, because I know there are like organizations
that are like, oh, we basically keep afloat by like charity
like through the means of charity.
So I'm just like, okay, you are.
So the thing is I've never really felt
this much about an animal before.
I have like sponsored animals that are like,
oh, they're put up for adoption
or they're put up for fostering,
but they require more medical attention.
And I'm like, yeah, sure, I'll foster it.
Like I'll foster as in like financially,
I'll just sponsor them, right?
So then they have what they need.
And then if they're healthy enough,
then they will be put into like the adoption system.
I have done that because like I can't take care of pets.
Like I live in an apartment.
Now you understand why I'm so frustrated about it, right?
Like I live in an apartment, I can't have pets,
but I have taken care of animals before,
but it's like I can never keep them.
I just see them from being sickly to healthy
and then poof, they're gone.
It's like, into the wind, over and over.
And at one point I just kind of want to be like
Into back to me, you know, like I'm like, I just kind of want to keep that one
Like oh yonk, but I can't because my environment will not let it but once I move
No, trust me you have done so damn much you have some so so damn much if anything when my pet like my own pet got into the
ICU y'all have given me so damn much all the extra ones were I'm just like yonk yonk
So I want you to know sometimes I
Like taking care of aminers aminers make me so happy
I think that is a side of me that I will never lose because I love ebidulis and I want them to be healthy first and foremost
so I
Don't have to have them as long as they are put in a good environment and they're happy and taken care of I don't have to have them
But I do want one but like I don't have to have it
But once I have a house chat
Imagine I'll be like guys I finally have a house. It's okay. I'll just have one pet
I'll have one pet and then next year like guys. I got another pet
I got it guys we have to upgrade our house because we have to upgrade a house for up for
because I need a room where it's just it's a big room for all night pets ah
gonna be a dude I'm not kidding oh our cat guys our pet family has grown not
gonna lie chat I thought about it like that is what I do
500 cigarettes
Boom who needs roomies when you can shelter animals? I've actually thought about it one day
I want to be able like if I'm like retirement plan deadass. I would read I want to have like an animal sanctuary type shit
I've been like learning he's I'd be questing to become the crazy cat lady happy
I've been side-questing man. It'd be so funny
That's also why I actually told my mom that I want to go back into like the education
I want to go into college, maybe focusing for vet stuff so I can at least know the basics,
but I don't know.
It's so long.
I'm so young, Chen.
I'm only 21.
I'm only 21.
I have so long to think about.
Retirement option.
It's so long later.
Actually, I can't think of it later.
It's so cool.
It's so chic.
So, yeah, I got this one hoping, like it's one of those like I don't have the highest like hope to keep the cat.
I do hope the cat recovers, just like every other cat, but I did kind of-
I'm just saying it is recommended young cats are gotten in pairs.
Yes, yeah, okay, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!
Don't say that, don't say- guys.
Right, and then like if they're pairs, like I think they want like another one, you know?
then what if if you load the end then boom you get like 50 and then now what 10 pairs 100 pairs
no like I've done this quite often so I'm not like shocked about or anything it's very like
standard regulation shit but when I got this cat I was like oh my god this is like a sign from the
universe call me crazy but I was like this is a sign from the universe you know what I'm saying it's
like you yes you've done this often but this is the first time you got one you click with it
and you're about to move like it's the timing is so perfectly like put in place you know I'm saying
so I will admit I did kind of hope to keep this one but if let's say I cannot keep this one
but the cat becomes healthy and recovered and like dude that's okay that's also all right yeah it's
like I know the feeling you're just kind of hyping yourself up for no fucking reason but even if
let's say we don't that's why I'm like there are a lot of bad case scenarios right though one of them
is like that's so darn sweet of you the and son heroism glad what the fuck i'm glad i'm glad that
that you guys want to hear this random side quest story though i always thought that it might be a
bit too boring to talk about but i'm glad you find it interesting it's actually really cool
because you can't do that which honestly i recommend because sometimes you can actually go into different
like adoption places some adoption places are open to like if let's say you cannot own an animal
but they need support like more medical support or more like care support and you can it's not even
money like some of them just need like staff to help with it and if you have the time of day
you can do it it's really cool you can do a lot so it's really nice it's really nice but yeah I
wasn't I I'm I bet I do hope like super tiny but if not I'm okay with it I say that as I
bite through nails I'm like I will hope I will just hope that's what I said there are bad cases
for it where it's like there's a chance we might not have the cat whether it's
like the cat might not recover or like something happened or maybe someone
decided like they fell in love with the cat and wants to adopt them and their
living situation is so much better than mine then I will not keep it you know
like I won't be like no it's my cat like nah bro if someone walks by sees the
can go like I want this cat and they genuinely have like a better like they
can take care of this cat better than I can then I'm not gonna be fucking crazy
easy? Okay, they can have it. That's okay. Yeah, don't get your hopes up. It's not technically
our cat. It's just the cat we're sponsoring. But honestly, if no one does it, then maybe
it's a sign from the universe. I'm like, if no one, me being like, no, it's okay. But
our cat, beachy, always remember, right? We need to, if you love something, always want
the best for them. You know, I am very aware right now I live in an apartment. You know,
I haven't moved yet. Technically, like they're not even the cat. If I did have the cat, they're
not supposed to be here. That's one, two, when we do move, do I really want to put the
cat through like having to acclimate to my apartment and then re-acclimating to a house
that I am also acclimating to, you know, like moving is stressful for kittens. And then I stream
often. So if the cat needs a lot of attention, right, I can probably like imagine I'm streaming
and just hear like kising kising in the background because I'm just like using one hand. But like,
you know, if there is someone that's like, they stay at home, they focus along cats, they're
knowledgeable on cats, they have a good house, they have like everything is set up for the cat,
I'm not gonna say no, because I know damn well I haven't set up for a cat, you know?
All the cat stuff I do have are from Toast. If you don't know, this was like two years ago,
this was actually funnily enough. Really like one of the biggest reasons I started doing this was
because of Toast. So a couple of years ago, I got like a cat from like the shady side street
shit. And then they got really sick. And sadly, they passed away after like four days.
Because they have they have pan leucopenia, right? And they were so tiny and they were vaccinated
yet. So even though I put them into like the vet and everything, they can't really do anything
about it because it's already like kind of I did the best I can. Like I only had it for a couple
of days, you know, yeah, I named him toast. And then yeah, I only had him for a couple of days.
And sadly, he didn't pull through. But it's one of those things that I try to think positive.
like I gave him a good couple of last days in on earth ever since then I was
so pissed like I was trying to be like yeah it's okay guys it's okay like we
stay strong ever since then bro I got so fucking pissed I started like looking
into ways to be like yeah that's more like animal thing kind of sucks around
here I'm gonna gotta gotta see what I can do to help ever since then I start
doing this little side quest thing not as often don't don't think it's like oh I
I fucking sponsor a bajillion cats. Oh, like sometimes it's dogs sometimes. Oh my god
I think one time it was a bird. It was like, yeah, okay. There was a bird. I don't know anything about birds
I'm not even about birds man, but I was like, oh, I didn't even know birds could get this sick
That was what I was like Wow, but like birds can get really sick and
One of the things I learned was like most of the time chat with birds once you see the symptoms
Sometimes it's GG too late.
So like you have to be super like active on like noticing things because it's so hard
to notice.
Like with cats and dogs, it's like, oh, they eat less.
Oh, you know.
But with birds, it's kind of harder to tell.
So I'm like, oh, but I only do like, let's say once every couple of months or something
when, whenever I see it, right?
Because again, it's from like, it's a system, you know, like they don't always have sick
animals.
You know, sometimes animals just need like food, shelter, water.
But there are cases where an animal would come in with like a genetic problem or a illness or a super super injured
That's when they would like like I know because there's like a listing and I'll be like
I'm like, okay, sure. So it's not too too often
But yeah, that's kind of cool. I'm kind of happy that like
The situation that was my first ever cat. Holy shit. I was so fucking I was so mad at it
but I'm happy there's a good ending to that. It was all like, oh, I'm traumatized because of my cat.
I do nothing about it. Like, yeah, at least it inspired me to kind of help more than I did already,
I guess. And a nice, I happy. Those legacy lives on. Yeah, I didn't even know like,
I've never owned a bird before. I don't really think I would ever own a bird, but I didn't know
like, birds are that you have to be super active on like noticing things. Because birds are so
gentle and fragile. You just have to be vigilant. That's crazy. Oh. Yeah, I do think things happen
in life for a reason. I think like toast happened for a reason, you know? Like because of toast,
I did kind of step in more for different animals. That's good. So there's a good news to that.
But don't get your hopes up, okay? Like don't get your hopes up about this cat or nothing.
I'm literally keeping my expectation at like a 20% because if there's a chance we don't have the cat
then it's a it's fair play GG you know so as long as the cat's okay yay I'll see if I can maybe get a
picture but I don't know if I can show the picture yet because it's not mine imagine like someone
adopts it and then it's like wait a minute that's the cat that Ricci talked about boom dogs so I'll
I'll only show the picture once everything is settled.
Let's say they do get adopted.
They're very unique.
This cat looks very, very unique.
Because again, there's a main coon mix.
It's fucking giga huge.
And it's very unique looking.
I don't want to get docs from it.
It's like, wait, I got this cat from this adoption agency.
That means Mickey knows this adepture.
Boom, docs.
Me and then, me and then.
We'll see.
Yay.
Also, that's also why my mom was calling me
because I needed help.
Because the vet was like, oh, I need you to sign some papers.
But I was like, oh, I'm live right now.
Can you help me kind of grab those?
And my mom's like, sure.
She's in the area anyway.
That's why my mom came over.
I was like, oh, my god, perfect timing.
I was like, hey, mom, can you help me grab these paperwork
real quick?
I have to fill them up, but I can't really grab them yet.
She's like, sure.
And then she called me.
She's like, where is it?
I was like, this is the funniest thing about this place,
shut. If you want to get there, the parking position is so shit. Like you park on a field.
And then my mom was like, what? And I'm like, yeah, you just have to kind of park on the field,
I think. I don't know. I don't know. I usually just fucking taxi there. I don't, I can't drive.
And then he's over. So they just drop me off and I just cross the road and then I arrive.
Oh yeah, don't give too much info. True, true, true, true, true.
Yeah, co- honestly though, saying you park on a field of grass in the great land of Indonesia is like saying you- your house has a roof.
You know how many fucking places here you park on grass?
Yes, exactly.
I would. I genuinely would, but that's the thing, right?
So, maincune mixes, like maincune in general, they need the cold because they get really, really hot.
Like they are built to withstand the colds, like getting a husky, but living in like the hottest place on earth
So that's why when they put them in like like when I saw them chat
They were so like overheated a lot of their illnesses because they were so overheated
Because no one would be gaffing about it. So I was like, oh
Right
Yeah, I would I don't see what I'll just wear a sweater. You know what chat for a cat
I will wear sweaters and pants. I don't care. I'll be like hey guys look at my sweater
My days of being pantless and sweaterless are gone.
Yeah, you will die before the cat when it's 25 degrees.
Oh, stay warm. I can survive.
Are mains allowed to get their hair trimmed?
Um, it's not recommended when they're too young, obviously, because, again, not just trimming, right?
Even just bathing.
You know, they are allowed to get trimmed, sure, but like, it's not recommended when they're still too young and everything.
Again, with showering too, you don't want to stress the cat out, because like, animals get stressed, isn't that so cute?
It's such a funny little concept that I think about sometimes. It's like, we're moving to a bigger space and the cat's like, it's over!
And then they get stressed. It's so funny.
It's true. Animals get stressed when you bathe them or like, when you bring them around, you know, acclimation, different types of food too.
They are so silly.
People get like that too, not gonna lie. Yeah, but animals are just so tiny and then they're so silly.
So much thought in their tiny little animal brain. I wonder what they think of.
So one of my favorite good luck charms broke two weeks ago. I had it for three to four years.
Now I care if I believe in this stuff. It was Moonstone, but I had a spree of bad luck recently all of a sudden.
much more accidental injuries issues with electronics and etc the worst was
yesterday as I got fired from my job and can volunteer more at my local
shelter like I wanted to do lol oh I'm so sorry man bro I'm to get a new one
aha did you know I also have a good luck charm chat and I didn't know that
basically I got it from a shrine in Japan like five years ago and I didn't know
you're supposed to get that shit cleansed every year because like apparently
it'll soak up so much bad luck they'll be it'll cause the exact opposite thing
to happen and I didn't know that and I just like got I had one for like five
years I never once cleansed it and I was like oh you're supposed to clean it huh
I see. No, I got a good luck charm for safe traveling.
Oh, same, but mine is older.
Oh, yours is older.
I see. Good luck, man.
How to clean my bad luck? I think you go to shrine, put in water.
I'm not too sure, actually.
I need to go to the bathroom real quick. Let me put on some nice jazzy playlists for you to listen to.
One second, I need to pee. Have a wreck!
you
you
you
I'm back, cats. Are you ready to start a cult? Boom! Boom! Boom! Also, I want you to know,
now that I can, like, now that I talked about it, the reason I never talked about it is
because I didn't think anyone would find it interesting. It's actually a very boring,
boring setup, but every now and then, Chao, I want you to know. I can never show it! This
the saddest part but so far if I had a coin for every time I have an x-ray of an animal
I'd have two coins which isn't much but I've had two x-rays pictures from like I think
last year last year I had a fucking x I never knew how silly they look did you know that
if you see an x-ray of like a like a pug because one of them was a pug and they look like frogs
I'm trying to google this, but x-ray of a pug.
They literally look like a ffff- I just googled the picture.
They're legs.
Wait, let me show you.
I'll find an example online, because obviously I don't want to fucking dox the picture I
got.
I have to look through it and I'm too lazy.
I have to find them and I'm too damn lazy, but look.
This is what an x-ray of an animal, like a dog's body, look like.
And they look like little frog, like they look like a frog leg.
And then...
Let me show you an x-ray of the skull of a pug.
Wait.
I found this online, but I'm not kidding. It does actually
Michi here is the most TMI thing you will ever hear also, Michi no one wants to hear about this animal
I am taking care of well
It's because I'm not taking care of it chair like I'm not doing anything, you know like I'm not like oh, I'm the one feeding it
I'm the one. I'm not doing nothing like that character. I know dude chat image. Okay. I want you to know. This was like, I think a year and a half ago.
The no longer.
Longer because this was before I was in
The Vtuber. Yeah, there was like a couple of months before I was like I debuted it as as Michi. So I was still like jobless. Right. I was like chilling and being jobless.
And it's like, chilling doing this for no reason.
Keep in mind, by the way, at that time,
I was still drowning in debt and I still didn't.
Because I was like, yeah, it's OK.
I'm like the smartest person you'll ever know.
This is why, OK, I will admit.
I will admit, Chad, it's not because I'm nice.
I used to be a shopaholic.
All right?
When I say I used to be a shopaholic,
it doesn't mean like, oh, she loves shopping.
No, I am very irresponsible when it comes to spending.
It doesn't mean I spend on very useless things.
I just spend on these things more than the things I actually need.
Dot.
Dot.
Yeah, that is my fault.
That is 100 percent my fault.
Hmm.
Like food, bro.
I'm not kidding.
Before, like I debuted, I would.
OK, my money would go to paying off like my debt, right?
because my debt was like a monthly debt.
Like, I can't fucking just pay the whole thing off.
So I did it monthly, right?
And then I would pay rent,
and then I would go to like whatever other things I need.
And then the last lifetime a little bit was like,
food, that's it.
For some reason, these like animal things came in first.
Now that I think about it, like I have grown, okay?
I've gone to therapy and I've understood
like better financial planning,
because I know how bad it is.
I was in Indonesia on Twitch and Michi's name showed up.
No, I am borrowing the Indonesian name
because I like the word Indonesian.
Yeah, I am from Indonesia.
Let's go, number one.
No way.
Oh, no.
Actually, I'm from California.
I like saying that.
I don't know why.
Indonesia mentioned you.
But nowadays, I'm so much better.
I actually tried like to, I used to budget back
to the end chat. This is how my brain works, right? If I pay what I need to pay and then
I have money remaining, whatever I choose to do with it is like how I choose to budget
the remaining money is whatever tickles my brain the best. And at that time, I was taking
care of a pug. So there was like a pug in the local like vet adoption. I'll just call
a vet to make it easier. And then I was like, sure, I'll take care of them. Because he wasn't
that sick. They had respiratory problems. So it wasn't like, Oh, it's so fucking crazy
expensive. No, like when you get a puncture, I will say pugs are not natural. Like I wouldn't
say like, Oh, Chad, don't get a pug. Like if it's up for adoption, then get a pug. But
like, I personally, this is a more of a bias take. I wouldn't support like pug breeders
to be fair, because they are not supposed to look like that.
Like their body is too small, their nose is too flat.
Like every, they're basically like,
they're just kind of like squishing themselves constantly.
So if you did have a pug,
you have to really like take care of it, right?
There's a lot of complications that can come with a pug.
So one of the animals we got was a pug
suffering from a respiratory problem.
And I was like, yeah, sure, I'll sponsor the pug.
Don't worry about it.
And then one morning I woke up and I got a message and I was like like this is early in the morning
And I was jobless as fuck so I'm like let me check everything right so I opened my phone
And this is the first thing I saw they're like by the way we did like the scanning for like we x-rayed the pug to see like
What exactly the problem is
And then this fucking like not this exact picture, but a picture very similar to this
Fucking showed up on my phone
Without the fucking bugs, what's just that?
But not that picture, I put that picture from Google.
Because I'm not looking through like, almost two years worth of backlog, okay?
But I literally woke up and I'm like,
huh, click and I'm like, huh?
I was like, what the fuck is that?
What is that thing?
I was like, oh my god, no, that's my thing.
I'm so sorry.
I was like, me calling a dog's actually a thing.
And I'm like, oh, no, that's that's how they look like.
Why do they look like that?
I want you to know this pug, the eyes were slanted.
So it looked even scarier.
One of the eyes was a little lower than the other.
So it looks even more fucking weird.
So I was like, my goodness.
Oh, it's so beautiful.
What a beautiful angel.
That was so funny.
But thankfully, during that time, I only had to take care of like one, literally, that
pug.
Oh, I think, I don't know if the bird was part of that, but all I took care of was like
a pug.
I mean, it was like an everyday commitment type shit.
And they just had respiratory problems.
I'm so fucking, I'm telling you, man.
Animal x-rays are one of the funniest things.
They look so goofy.
You'd never think they looked that goofy.
Goddamn.
I glad you find it interesting though.
I do recommend you guys see if there's something you can do as well because it's really nice like for
someone that can't physically take care of animals but want to support animals that's one way you
can do it you can be like a like a sponsor for an animal it's sick it's sick yay of course we do
maybe one day chat if there's another animal that can sponsor I can I can like talk about it more
now yay it's really nice they're so fucking silly looking they're so silly and goofy not this being
like a random side quest? Who knows? Maybe, but who knows, what if one day we get a pet
and then we just focus on the pet forever? Me not hoping? Like I don't hope to get the
pat but if but if our luck aligns that's dream
happy man aquariums are that's one thing I've like always had a hard time
understanding aquariums did you know aquariums are so hard because I remember
like my dad was like I was like I'm so lonely dad like I want to pet I want to
pet so fucking bad, right? I keep saying that. Like I want a pet so damn bad, right?
And my dad's like, just take care of a fish. And I'm like, I considered it.
I was like, yeah, maybe I should get a fish. Maybe I should get a fish.
And then obviously I did my research first before I get an animal,
because I know it's a fish, but still an animal and chat.
There is like different aquariums have different upkeep,
different fishes have like different temperatures, different environments, right?
fishes that can live with each other, fishes that can't of the health, there's like medicine
that you can give to the fish, but like the medicine is mostly like treatment water or
whatever.
It is difficult getting like taking care of a fish is difficult as fuck, because you
don't want like a small tank, and it also made me realize chat, I've never really thought
about it until I researched it, but there are fish that needs big, big spaces to like
live but like they would put these fishes usually in like tiny little like
enclosures that are too small for them and they would have like 10 of them and
I was like that's I never knew it like maybe it's one of those things that I've
never really been into fish before so I never thought about it until my dad
suggested getting a fish for the good Jillian's time and like it's actually
quite fucked up that I think about it we do mess up things to pets yeah I I never
I never knew.
Huh.
Like koi fishes.
That's one of the things I learned.
Like a koi fish chat, they're supposed to have like, is it like a, like two meters?
Like a meter, one times one?
Like a big space for one koi fish.
But oftentimes I would see like 20 koi fish in like a tiny pond.
I never realized.
Yeah, like koi fishes require a lot to take care of.
I wasn't thinking of getting a koi fish, but I got into a fish rabbit hole, you know, like, at first I wanted to get a beta fish, you know, like, okay, the beta fish that you see, let me show you, they always come in, like, these tiny square aquariums, right, they're, like, literally the size of one fourth of a book.
Like it's a tiny little square and then you put a beta fish in there and the whole idea
is they're very convenient because like you don't need to like take care of them too much.
You just have to feed them and clean their aquarium, but that's it.
You can have like a tiny little enclosure and that's it.
That's how they market a beta fish usually, but that's not true chat because beta fishes
jump.
So they need big, big spaces, right?
They need big spaces to swim around like things to like swim into, under, over, because
if not they jump out of the enclosure. It's too tiny they jump out and if you
put a beta fish with a different other fishes it can actually hurt the beta
because they have such big fins and then they can like nibble or like bite off
the fins creating injuries and shit. And then I thought about it I was like dude I
saw a beta fish seller just sell beta fishes and like tiny little like it's
like a water bottle size you know like that's so tiny tiny little boxes that's
That's kind of fucked up then.
What?
Yeah, I never knew that.
That's when I got into like,
I'm not the most knowledgeable about fishes.
Don't get me wrong.
Like I got into a rabbit hole for a bit,
but do I know everything?
No, never had a fish before.
And I don't think I'll have a fish.
It's crazy.
They need a lot.
Like there's also filtration.
Some fishes need running water to survive.
Some fishes need still water.
Some fish needs colder temperatures.
Some needs warmer temperature.
They're so damn much.
Whoa, yeah, like a water that isn't fully running, you know?
Like, when I say running, I mean, you still filter it.
It's like the water is still constantly being filtered,
but you don't need a fountain,
like something to swim against or something like that.
Some fishes need something to constantly move it.
Yeah, currents, currents.
Currents are no currents.
Yeah! What the fuck?
Perhaps because of Spooder?
I did! I had a tarantula and two snakes.
Those two, y'all know how much I fucking spoiled those son of a bitch.
God damn. I fucking rewrecked the big ones.
They worked in grade school, and mom didn't want to get a dog like they got for my older brother.
So they got me two beta fish in two bowls, about two gallons each.
They died within a week, yep, em.
Yeah! Like, fishes?
I don't know like I remember my dad was like you don't have to overthink it like who cares like it's a fish
Who cares and I'm like I care
Like cuz I guess if like a dog dies
You really feel it right?
But if a fish dies, I guess some people are like it's just a fish, but like bro. It's a fish
It's a living creature. You know like
Even as a pescatarian if you're gonna take care of a living creature make sure they are taken care of you're not just
keeping them what's the point of having a pet if you're just gonna fucking
imprison them the whole point is a pet is a child you keep you care of even if
it's a fish I was like I'm not getting one I'm not responsible enough for this
shit you know can be emergency food y'all are so fucked up go get away from
my non-existial fish shashimi you're fucked
I remember when I'm like, hey guys, I'm a pet cow.
Guys, don't do it, don't.
I was devastated when my fish died.
Honestly, I feel like I'd be devastated if I have a pet.
I would love that pet so crazy.
Like, that knows how much I took care of my snakes.
I give them snake baths.
I remember I showed it to chat, or not me, but hypothetically someone else.
Like, I showed the process of a snake bath.
They're so cute.
But for emotional attachment, it doesn't matter if it's a pet rock.
The idea of it being just a fish is so confusing to me.
I know!
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I get attached.
Like, when I get attached, I get attached, attached.
Yeah, I would like, show you the process, because you're supposed to bathe your snakes,
by the way, to help with their shedding process.
And make sure their place is like, because they're cold-blooded, you have to make sure
that they have like, heating pads, they're well-moistured.
If they are shedding, you have to make sure that the skin on their eyelids are shaded
too, because it can really hurt them, and if it hasn't come off, you have to be the
one to remove it for them.
So it is so fucking cool.
There's a lot of things you've got to study on, and that, those fucking snakes, or spoil
to shit.
Okay, they gave it to me in a tiny little enclosure.
I upgraded it to one of the biggest fucking aquariums.
I turned it into a snake enclosure.
That, everything man, everything.
Smells like, oh, that was so bad.
It was pretty hard to set up,
because the filter is basically replaced
by a lot of plants, sandworms and snails to clean.
But it's more for it to serve as food.
It took months to set up.
It's a 100 liters tank,
and I only have two shrimps and a small fish in there,
but I could spend hours just staring at the whole ecosystem.
You made a whole ecosystem.
That's sick.
Peeling a shed of a snake eye is scary as fuck.
It is, but I will say this. Maybe I'm crazy, but I swear I'm not.
My mom said that reptiles cannot build bonds with human beings. Wrong.
Wrong, because my pet snakes know me.
Like, I'm not crazy because one time chat, there was a time I'm like,
oh, can you like help me, like take my, my snakes are so docile, right?
Like, if I pick them up when I clean their enclosure, I just put my hand in,
I pick them up and they're chillin'.
Like, when I put them in my pocket, they don't slither out, they just kind of chill in there, you know, like...
Because I do, I keep my snakes in my pocket when I stream sometimes back then.
So, my snakes, no, they just chill.
Like, they don't shit or pee on me, like they just chill on me.
But then when someone else puts their hands in their enclosure, they go like...
And they go like...
Like that, and then they will like try and like bite them and shit.
So I swear I'm like no snakes know you like they be knowing you because every morning I also go like good morning
My little pet snake. Good morning, my baby
And shit like that. It's crazy. So I'm like, ah
Yeah pocket snake. Oh pocket snake
I haven't had like a mini thing where I had like 24 seven stream of just like the enclosure of my snake and my snake didn't come out
Once like they came out for like one split second and that's it. They're like
And they hid back in
They're so silly. They're so low maintenance. The only thing that I will say snakes are kind of low maintenance and like food related. They eat like once every two weeks, depending on the size of them. But once every two weeks, once every three weeks, you do not want to feed a snake every day.
But, well, you have to be good at cleaning out their enclosure.
You also have to remember that they peel, like they shed, so you have to keep your eye
on that, and also the food.
You are, they are carnivores, so if you feel bad feeding them rats and stuff, I don't recommend
you having a snake, because you do have to just.
If my snakes are spoiled, they don't like eating frozen rats.
Even if I heat them up, they do eat mice rats.
Even if I heat a frozen one up, they still don't eat them, so I only feed them live rats.
Once they get bigger, I have to feed them bigger rats.
These rats can fight back which can actually hurt your snake because your snake are stupid
and they don't know how to hunt so you have to learn to kill them.
You have to kind of hold like a cute little mice in your hand, you're like aww so cute
and then you, so if you are not okay with that I don't recommend you getting a snake.
I know some of my friends have like snakes that they just feed frozen rats and the snakes
are okay with frozen rats, but there is a chance they might not be. And you just have
to be able to tank that risk. Yeah, I'm like, you're so cute. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,
that's why you have to train them young. Okay. The reason my pet snakes only like live rats
is because when they were a baby, I was like, Oh, but frozen rats, they're not nutritious.
So then I gave them like baby, because like baby rats are so tiny right, they're like
pink.
I'm like, I'll just feed them baby ones.
To my utter horror and dismay, they got used to it.
Hmm.
I thought they use a plastic bag method.
There are different method.
One of the most humane ones is you don't snap them.
You have to...
It's so fucking gruesome, I don't have a...
Why they had a set that only ate with mice?
Yeah.
On night, the snake didn't feel like eating.
The mouse killed the snake in its sleep.
Exactly.
Sanch.
That's the thing.
That's why you have to really monitor it, right?
You cannot just let it roam because it can really hurt your pet snakes.
So one of the most humane way is you snap their... neck.
Like the spine of their neck, because that is the most humane.
Because now you basically, the nervous system breaks so they don't feel any pain.
There's ways to do it.
But that's one of the most, it's like when you get a fish, right?
You kind of want to stab them in a specific way before killing them, to paralyze them,
so they don't feel any pain afterwards.
So yeah, I saw, oh my god, this is one thing that I was so like, what the fuck?
I saw one guy was like, I preserve my rats by putting them in like a box alive and then
freezing them.
And I'm like, that is one of the most gruesome things I've ever fucking seen.
Cause like I was researching, like how do you, like what's the most humane way to like
euthanize a mice or not euthanize, like put down a mice for your snakes.
And one of them did that and like they were like flamed, bro.
They were like, you are fucked up for that.
That is one of the worst ways they can go out.
You know, that is horrible and they were flamed to shit and I was like, wow.
Very easy.
So it's just, there's a way to do it.
All I'm saying is, if you want to have a pet that's a carnivore, make sure that you have the guts to do what needs to be done, man.
And I like mice, so that kind of hurt me a little bit, but it is what it is.
I love mice, but I love my little beautiful snakes more.
Yeah, that's what happens to there's a lot of situations where you're where the prey becomes the predator. You have to be really careful.
What kind of snakes at that time I had a pet king snake and then a pet.
I wish for eight cocks.
I wish for eight cats, they're two little babies.
Ha ha ha, it's cute.
I think as much as I had a lot of fun raising snakes,
I don't think I'll ever do it again, or not anytime soon,
Loki, losing my pet snake traumatized the shit out of me,
so I'm like, I don't think I'm over that yet.
But maybe one day, who knows?
But if we have a cat, then no.
If we have a cat, I am not getting anything like a fish,
a snake, a tarantula, anything that lives in like
an aquarium because I know there's a chance
the cat will just kind of fill the shit out of it, right?
But that depends on what our future holds.
Those bitches were spoiled to shit.
My fucking snakes were spoiled.
Look at, whoa.
Oh, wait, I remember my friends would tell me,
it's like, your snakes lived better than you.
And it's like, yeah, all they do is eat rats,
but they live better than you, girl.
And I'm like, shut the fuck up, bitch.
Let my snakes thrive.
What the hell?
What the- oh my snakes be a little fat.
Yes, I love- ugh, that's my worst trait.
Ever since my dog got like had to go on a diet, oh, I realize one of my worst traits I love overfeeding.
I love making my pets fat.
But one day she started waking up to it in her bed next to her.
She was worried and took it to the vet.
Yeah, that's horrible.
The vet says it was measuring her aga keep them small friends.
Oh, no, like if they're big they need their own enclosure
I will say that that is true like
Especially with pythons because well ball pythons will always stay small, but I'm talking like big big like pythons
There's another one. I forgot the name
boa a boa python or an
Anaconda, but I don't think you can really keep an anaconda unless it's legal in your area, but like
Anaconda, boas, and pythons. Be careful with those because they do like to measure their
prey every now and then. So like, and there's none, there's never a zero chance. Just like
make sure they kind of don't sleep next to you. Even as much as I love my pet snake,
I didn't sleep with them. My ball python is 4.5 foot. Bro, they found a boa in my neighborhood
That was unironically like so fucking big. I'm pretty sure it was, I don't know about, I don't know how much it was in feet, but
It was around 200 meters.
I think. I forgot. It was really fucking big. Hold on.
Let me Google this.
Was it 200 or is it 120?
The size of a child, okay, that's all I remember.
It was like as long as the size of like a child was big.
That's why they have to remove it.
Oh, 200 centimeters, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, 200 centimeters, not meters, not meters.
Centimeters, centimeters, there you go.
I was like 200 meters, wait, that sounds wrong.
200 centimeters, not meters.
My bad, my bad, yeah.
So like two meters long, right?
Or is that 20 meters?
How much meters is, what is one meter?
Is it 10 centimeters or 100 centimeters?
Two meters.
Yeah, two meters.
But I remember, because like, we have a lot of snakes.
When I was like younger, like we live near like swampy area.
So it's normal to see like, Biawak.
I don't know what Biawak is.
Biawak in English.
A lizard. Okay. Monitor lizards. It's normal to see monitor lizards, boas around the area, but most of the time, people just kind of like scare them off, but there are situations where people have to call in other like companies to take them away if they are too big, because then they can eat like a child, right?
And I remember they found like a two meter boa and I was like, what? Like, yeah, this could be like a risk because it's huge.
No, it's like it can't be that big. When they got it, it was so fucking huge.
They pulled it out of like a grassy swampy area and I was like...
Oh! Oh, it just never stops, huh?
The polar measurement of the human isn't true. Snakes don't measure their prey.
The snake was just cold and wanted to share the person's body heat.
get them a heat carpet get them a like a heating carpet i will say i vouch more for the heating
carpet than the heating lamp for snakes i don't think people even really put heating lamps on
this like the snake is super super big but like i think heat a mat a heat mat is better than a heat
lamp heat lamp is mostly if you want to get like turtles and shit but heat mat better for snake
because sometimes the snake does get like too hot and then they slither away.
So there's like a spot where there's a cold area, you know?
Make sure there's an area for the snake where it's like not just hot.
And you do not want to put their bed on that heat mat, you know?
So like the animal can like choose where they want to be at.
That's my opinion because I remember I got a heat lamp and I was like,
I'm kind of scared to burn my stake to death.
Hey, the witchy finally got power back at the house after a week being so cold,
he got down to minus 18 ferret.
Deezus! Are you okay?
I'm gonna say that lamps are better.
Keep in mind though, my snakes were tiny chat.
Like, my snake was like a baby.
It was like not...
It was like a meter? No, less meter-ish?
I had like a tiny little baby.
Guy Treptiles has updated information.
Heatlamps are best and mats are not.
Really?
What? Oh, new information unlocked?
Why?
I was...
When I did research, right, it says that heat lamps can cause overheating.
I've never heard heating pads can sometimes burn lizards and snakes because they won't move.
Oh, damn. There's always so many things you'll find out about reptiles.
Oh, damn. It's set up incorrectly. Oh, I'm scared that with like, because I saw I read like someone
had a heat lamp and then the snake actually overheated because there's no area in the
enclosure that's cold.
It's like they're always like super, super warm and like super, like they're too warm
and then like they can't escape it.
Oh, and then you put a thermostat to like make sure.
I see.
Mmm.
I've heard that with borrowing animals since they'll try to borrow to cool and that makes
them hotter. Oh, I see. I see, I see. Dude, do your research. Okay, I am not the most
knowledgeable. So do your research. That's crazy. There's research for reptile keeping
is nuts. I also saw some people ask me like, do you think you'll ever get a gecko? And
I don't know why I never liked geckos.
I'm so sorry geckos.
I don't like it.
I don't know why geckos just don't tingle the thing in my brain.
Like with snakes, I've always liked snakes when I was younger.
I think they're like gorgeous geckos are like.
They're good to see, but not for me to keep.
I do not explain it.
Why fuck me for?
I'm sorry, man.
I don't know.
The only type of lizard I keep is the blue, the blue tongue something.
There was like a lizard with a blue tongue and that's because they kind of look like snakes
I've always liked the the face of a snake the face of a lizard kind of looks a little too silly
Yeah, the blue tongue skink. I think they're good. Well, I get go get goes. Oh, I
Don't know about that one. That's different now. All right chats
Do you want to check up on our cult before we celebrate Ray's birthday later?
I'm gonna be opening cult of the lamb real quick. So if you hear a random sound, that's me my bad
bearded dragons? Dude, I saw bearded dragons. They look cool, but I don't think I keep them.
I just can't. Like when it comes to pets chat, I will care for any animal. But when it comes
to like my pets, I need to have a click, you know? It needs to have a click in my brain
before I keep them as a pet. I have to have a feeling. And I just can't, I never want
how to feeling with lizards. Ever. I don't know why and I've seen a lot. I'm like, I
never feel it. Maybe it's because we grow up with like, like I grew up with being a lot
of lizards. I don't know. How about turtles? Same thing. Turtles, tortoise. If anything,
Chai remember telling you guys one time during like, it was flooding season. And then like,
my parents just had a turtle flood up. And then they kept it. Another turtle float up
and they're like, oh, it's our turtle.
It ran away.
No, it's a random turtle.
My parents had like two to three turtles,
and they never bought one.
It just floated up to their house during flood season.
The turtles was like, escape, escape, freedom.
And then my parents found them.
I've never liked turtles, but my parents had turtles.
They grow big.
And I want you to know, by the way, turtles
are really scary.
Like my parents had a, one of the turtles grew up so big, so, so big that if you put anything in there, like little enclosure, they will eat it.
Like if you put a fish in there, they will eat the fish. If you put another small turtle, they will eat another turtle.
I never thought turtles were like carnivorous.
I heard it wasn't a no it wasn't a tortoise it had fins it's swimming I I didn't know
that like I thought turtles were herbivores I know they eat veggie shab but like I didn't
know they would eat like other turtles I was like why is Cult of the Lamb not opening
for me grab a controller this game needs a controller no yeah dude I know a turtle
I'm pretty sure a turtle can bite my finger off because like it bit a big
ass snake oh I opened cult of the lamp and my whole PC froze what's going on
Um...
Oh?
What the fuck?
Okay, opening cult of land.
I wanted to check up on our cult for like months now.
Finally we get to see.
I wonder if you guys are dead.
Surely you're fine, chat. You're fine.
You're fine. I'll take care of you. Don't worry guys. Don't worry. Don't exaggerate.
You're not dead. Don't exaggerate.
hahahahahaha
what?
talk off the land
dang
oh, you all dead now
hola, nola
you okay?
ah, doh
I forgot they did that
let me see setting
audio
Okay, I'm thinking.
Ooh, ooh.
Wadu?
Wadu?
What do I do I forgot everything to do
His switch integration on
Done. Let me make sure I don't think it is once I can connect with switch
Connect my game authorize
It's not twitch extension.
Playtime zero, it's been so long.
Run.
Is it on, I think?
Alt of the lamp.
Let me check.
Our channel.
It was in channel points, was it?
Contribute.
Okay.
Yeah. Contribute to cult totem is on.
Oh my God, actual use to your channel points chat.
Ah-ha!
Okay, we have enable, help or hinder.
Help, hinder, frequency.
Okay.
Okay, there we go.
Remember when we did this and then we decided to be a little silly chat and then I reduced
like all the fucking settings?
Like I made it so anyone can contribute to the totem at any time and then we broke the
game because the totem was never ending.
We have a chest.
a tree a tree a lamp beacon for new beginnings okay I kind of forgot how to
play the game so we're gonna have to get uses all over again you will
wait I don't know what the fuck I just did oh well
meh! there now i can build let me build some of this let me build a little something nice for you
and then
can be a sign believer i'll take care of you i'll even build you a big
big, big, uh, greetings. Maybe not that. Greetings. Maybe not there, chat. Maybe. Look at us.
Boom, right there. Right? Right? Okay. I forgot how to play the game. I forgot we even have
clothes. Like I can give you clothes and shits. Then let me get used to this all over again.
Phew.
These silk, okay.
Okay, wants to create resources.
Okay, I'm gonna assume.
Take log from my log house.
Rock from my rock house.
How to be a believer?
It's like when we do, we summon people.
That's how we do it.
Do we have to put it here ourselves?
I forgot, or is it already in here chat?
It's been so long since I played, help me!
I forgoor!
I be forgooring, ignore the random piles of bones.
I can make you poop food!
No help? Thanks guys.
Like I'm not what I believe in chat. Chat just really shows it
Make some fish stuff chance of falling bobbing instantly
You can make cherry cauliflower or maybe you can
I'm gonna make these nice numbers
We should get how do I get fish I kind of forgot how to get fish
look it's it's Jared
it's Jared that's you guys thank you for contributing to our totem
if you don't help we might all just die
we literally might all just die chat oh just like yesterday a aga okay did
Shut up, Tungsten.
How do you get fishy?
We get A!
Please give me meat, give me meat, okay.
Let's see, we can build decorations, faith followers.
We need more places for like groups to sleep in.
Um, ooh, raves.
Well, they multiple- we- maybe we do need them. Not that we need their anything.
Oh, that's what it's for. Well done.
Listen to me, I think, hopefully.
Am I doing this right? Wait, what's wrong with you?
Oh
Very nice, love me. Why is this one like scared? I'll beat you. I love you
All right cats, daily ceremonial time.
Hear me, hear me, my loyalists of followers.
Today we work, tomorrow we work, and the day after, MORE WORK!
Hahahaha, yes, yes!
Good, good chat.
What can we get?
I have lost relic.
Blessing of the relics, damnation relics.
Can I read what it does? I kind of forgot what I have.
Increase the starting level weapons when you begin new crusade.
What do I even have? What have I unlocked, bro?
I'm assuming the bright ones equal unlock, not bright ones, not unlocked.
with ice blessing someone a weapon or curse but it's level will be reduced by
once
what the fuck can we even unlock they're blessings right now themselves I'm going
crazy
What is the damn version of the sounds?
Hmm, just do a new save?
No way.
No way.
You're crazy.
I do axes.
Three damage dealt by charged hammer.
Dagger.
Maybe I'll just get blessing relics.
Bagger maybe I'll just get blessing relics
Damn
Wow. Thank you. Yes, give me your loyalty. Oh, thank you, thank you. Open your holy
doffin into commandments you've preached. Enhance the splendor of your temple. Oh, temple.
Oh I can't!
What the fuck? I'm not gonna be purely decorative? Hell no, Dr. Rin.
I swear these are new.
Rename...
That was a great building game to face.
Where are these?
I got Wedding unlocked.
I have, oh, Sustenance.
How do I preach about Sustenance?
Choose a five to take on the sin of others.
Chances of sin appearing as a reward for many bosses?
I'm a low key forgot what all of them are crown where there's really a red
crown. Oh, on cooldown. Damn. Let the lamb be free and naked. What? All hearts will be
replace. Basically I want to buy another amount of blue hearts. It provides no bonuses. I
just will be naked. What the fuck is this? I think I like that one. What the fuck? Naked.
I'm a naked man! No! But I want to go on Crusades. I'm gonna re-get used to all of this. Ritual.
I can bring a dead follower back to life, I forgot about that.
Mary, ascend follower ritual.
Sample on the witch you can ascend follower spirit to higher blade of existence.
All followers gain loyalty.
You know what, chat?
I'm just...
Yeah, I'm married to Jared.
Did you know that?
Oh, thank you for...
I'm married to the totem.
I'm married to Jared.
I want to change a lot of these, so...
Where is it?
it's where's my communion home that way I can accept more people if I mean cult
leader Mitchie with the games twitch integration it's possible to let us make
our own cult members but I think it isn't on yet can you turn it on so that I
can make my own little guy for your cult wait I thought it is on I think it
should only be on once I what is it called like some and someone
currently how do I see how many beds I have let me see there's I feel there's
so many new things
I have toilets ooh this one needs cleaning let me take your poop yes buried
land are you okay
okay it's hard virus I love poop yes I do I love poop and so do you I think you
better next time we got a golden poop
nice loo poop also nice
stop being happy I ain't just
oh I declared a holiday what the fuck since when
why is it a holiday dude
What? When did I fucking say it's a holiday?
Okay, hold on. I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Is there a way to see how many beds? Because if there are more beds, we can add more cult
people into the game. I don't really, I kind of forgot.
Before I left, what the fuck?
And then put a seed down, and I put pumpkin seed.
Damn, they grow fast.
I'll water the less later.
Counts?
I'll get that ass?
Is that the only way to do it?
why am i suddenly so hungry?
oh someone died oh they vomited on your dream hold on
oh
it's Karasu okay they vomited and stuff
I can see something.
Somebody's going to get spilt.
Food!
Yes!
Good.
Let's see.
Interact.
Extort.
sleep impression? You can give a gift? Find a beverage to drink? Find a meal and eat?
Hear me, hear me. Dance all my people dance.
Give me money.
Oh! Why are you so sad?
It must not be sad.
I already reassured him today.
Any money?
Then, inspire!
Yes, indeed, indeed.
Good.
Everyone start working.
Working now
Our money
Someone is dead
Give me money tungsten
It's a prison know what go drink
Oh, there's so much vomit, chat, what's going on?
Prime radiancy is making booze.
Why is this going low?
Are there any other dirt around here or something?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
why why this thing so low oh it's just hunger I'm hungry for some reason
oh possible use commandment stone to declare a new doctrine to your cult
Hear me, hear me.
Ooh, teach them three meaning of obedience.
Thou shalt not eat.
Oh, all cult members will gain the cannibal trait.
All co-members will eat the grass eater.
No negative faith when a foe eats a grass meal made from grass.
HEAR ME, HEAR ME!
EAT GRASS TOUCH ASS!
Oh!
Wait.
EAT GRASS TOUCH ASS!
Touch ass.
Huzzah!
That is my wisdom.
Oh my god, he's got another one.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
What is this for?
That's new decoration?
I don't want fucking decoration.
Oh wait.
Amen.
Okay, divine inspiration.
Let's see this. What can we unlock?
Vimonic summoning circle.
Summon demons? What the fuck is that for?
How's this a father with the spirit of a demon, so then they can join you on your next crusade?
Nutt waits.
That's sick.
We can look something that we haven't composted.
Deposit grass to turn into fertilizer.
Ooh, so much use for grass now.
Yeah, we will have it to feed our men.
Year-flagged confessions increase their loyalty,
can be used once a day.
What would you like, chat?
Like the cleansing fire and harvest more devotion.
Lay multiple dead followers.
I can make a morgue.
I can get a nursery.
What?
I can get a nursery?
This is a new egg.
A place that eggs hatch.
Eggs will hatch quicker.
You want to become demon or...
You can also drink.
Brewhouse.
We do have Brewhouse level 1 right now.
Even I haven't got my own bed chat. That's how noble I am.
Others have higher likelihood of success and complete their missions more quickly.
I fucking forgot that was a thing. Missionary.
Dancing circle? Which one's dancing circle?
circle.
Abber knackle, more shaping to pray through the day in deposit devotion.
Drum circle, perform a drum circle and let the rhythmic beats temple the faithful generate
sin.
Wait, I want to get that.
What is that?
Give me your sin, cats.
I don't think I can afford anything else, right?
You do have booze, y'all are just sleeping right now.
Look, we have enough space, we can summon so many more people.
Some of the UR guys are sick, but I don't know how to see who's sick.
Oh, you are.
Don't be mad, don't be mad.
Here, see, come over here, please, why can't I talk to you?
Oh, give me money first, and now, bed rest.
Is that how you do it?
But they just have to sleep.
I'm dumb as hell.
What?
Booze!
H.I. you wanna drink?
What do I create booze?
Move from Q.
Someone gonna make it or am I making it?
Oh, it's like that.
they're a little drunk yes
rejoice my drunk drunk out some members like that
You see what you're thinking?
You came befuddled, placed a lamb, placed a flan, graced a ham.
Oh, you vomit.
You just kind of vomit.
eat grass eat more grass eat grass everybody drink and eat it's a feast
for all you like it yummy wonderful lamp you take such good care of us
exactly yes indeed I do okay okay let's see how do we properly do this play this
game like low-key keep forgetting how do I build that dancing circle that I bought
What's this?
Um, I'm a little slow, I'm a little slow.
That's not it.
Just build it, Aga.
Offering statues.
That's going to leave offerings in your honor.
Don't I already have a missionary?
I guess not.
I can send you off somewhere, chat.
This fucking gig is huge!
What the hell?
Where do I put this?
It doesn't ruin my infrastructure.
Right here.
and then I will put this Potem over here then I don't even know what that does
offerings leave Dallas offerings here
And then, ah shit, I'm gonna murder those.
Got it.
Okay.
We got rocks.
We got rocks.
Can I summon someone?
How dare I summon people?
If you bring me to the cut my sister and I were separated
I need to find them or buy them I do have them
Oh, Gopko's here. We have a lot of old dying people. We actually do have a lot of old dying
people. Not good, not good. Oh. Alright, let's see if we can, uh, see what we can do. We
There's 29 people, because one died, Reed.
I wish to wait.
Oh.
I kind of forgot because it's been so long since I played this game each time
If I get this can can you guys change their name or no yes, all right
Let's get one. Set them free. He's summoning into the underworld.
Some Marvin died! Oh, not good. Someone's dead, someone's dead.
Don't worry about it. Wait, why switch chat of deciding my fate?
For running out of places to put dead bodies, what do I do?
Be nice chat.
I'll kill you.
Ah, someone got leveled up.
Thank you.
Build more morgues.
There has to be a better way.
There has to be a better way.
Kitchen.
Allows Fars to cook meals for their fellow cult members.
That could be good.
Food place.
Play Milk Taylor.
Great outfits.
Okay chat, are you ready to join in our cult?
Was this terrified of death?
Are you ready chat?
Come join the cult of the four skeins.
Parage I think you have to type something but I'm not sure what you have to do.
You do something.
Praging.
I think it's Exclamation mark raffle maybe.
Well you guys praging?
Let me grab a cookie for myself.
I have a cookie.
Yum.
I think that is exclamation mark raffle.
Alright, the numbers are not going up that much.
I see all of y'all typing raffle.
And it's stuck at 64.
What?
Is it broken?
Oh, it's a pop-up.
Oh, it's a pop-up extension chat. It's not, you don't have to type.
It's a pop-up extension. I just got one guide.
Hmm.
Mmm.
It's a pop-up.
Ex-Imagination mark raffle.
Fuck you chat.
I'll stop it when it reaches like a hundred.
Oh.
Hmm.
Okay.
The option to customize followers just showed up when you did this so people are still making
their followers.
Hence the slurring of this.
Okay, we'll get another person too.
come in Julian yes indeed I want you to tend the wood go with Julian come forth
Okay let's see. Where do we go from here? Let's go let's go in here. I'm not sure where
to go. Oh.
The Dominion being a famine, her peons now freed, are ravenous in their appetites, threat
warily, lest thou be created upon.
a definitely melee attack but also a chance to possess impact enemies
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
which one is cooler- this one glows so they're both glowing
a blender busty
is this a gun!?
oh my god it is a gun
And I got both?
If I can.
Oh, sick.
I'm still not used to this game anymore.
I'll have to reload and stuff.
What the hell is this?
Are you being possessed? Are you possessed right now?
Are you possessed?
He's just dead.
Oh, okay.
There's a new follower thing.
Hi, Fufu.
Hi, Katie.
Hi Katie, it's been so long since I played this game and I'm trying to like get used to it again.
It was a bit difficult, I'm not gonna lie, cuz...
Was that a chest?
Oh fuck me.
I'm back.
How do you even know where my health is?
Oh, it's on the top.
Hi, Fuku and Katie, whatcha doin' today?
I wanna destroy everything.
I love how I aimed at nothing, like...
Okay.
What is this frog doing?
I'm gonna put...
everything!
I love loot.
Ah, grass.
Grass for my...
Hope members to feast upon.
Must I ask it for more?
Get away from me.
Get away from me.
Well, they haven't died, but these are doing pretty relatively good, I think.
This is the store thing right?
Make an offering, draw a tarot card or look, view relics.
Let me view relics real quick.
Image all enemies based on how many followers you have.
Can I get that? Or no?
Draw a tarot. Increase curse attack damage. Enemies have a chance to drop a fish.
Are we even using curse attack damage?
I'm going to assume so I will just make it. I might be fucked.
I am just gonna wing it. This would be so good though.
Hey, they hurt me.
Those frogs, chat.
I'm hurt.
I'm farming grass for my followers to eat tonight.
There we go.
Your ceremonial area.
Ha!
I have come home with food, man!
Look at this.
Oi!
What's in the aim?
Where can we go?
If here?
New animal form.
You can become a cow, I think.
Yes.
Good, good.
I remember now.
I'll cut.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
I rope designed.
You want to get a rope design chat?
I actually took one.
Whatever.
Look, you're welcome.
We chat. You like that?
He'll be naked and free.
Fufu really wanted the fish. I'm sorry, Fufu. I will grab fish, I swear. Please accept your
I'll take my own blessings with furtile soil and bountiful harvest!
I'll save you!
Boom.
I'm hurt to the point of no return.
I can't aim.
Okay, what?
I forgot how many fucking enemies spawn in like this.
Hey, I'll just, I'll just jump, why don't I?
Don't worry, Fufu, I'll get you a fish.
Look, you might not have a fish, but you have a man.
Oh!
Mm-hmm!
I have no other choice.
This is a random blessed relic.
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh no.
What the hell does that mean?
What's the deal?
Travel?
Do I click travel or no?
How about travel?
I don't know. You want to click it?
It keeps me from the boss fight.
Okay. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Oh.
Oh no.
It gets.
All things considered, especially quite cute.
Okay.
Do I hit it on or what?
Ah!
Ow, ow!
Ow!
Okay, I didn't mean to do that, but I hit their town, I'm so confused.
I'll just run away real quick.
Oh my gosh, I'm kind of fumbling really hard.
I do!
I hit their tools.
Okay, now what's this all about?
Why does this mouse thing do that?
What the? Shoot in the direction I want you to shoot, please?
Now, what is this relic? Life is so good.
Hey, yeah, I'm not gonna kill you.
Hi, Sooko!
Welcome in Raiders!
Welcome into the stream!
I hope you had a fun time on stream today.
Chat, if you haven't yet, go check around and give the Raiders the warmest of chat.
Welcome!
I'm Go.
Um, hey, Sooko!
Well, this is the fun part, right?
I haven't played this game in very long, so I'm not too sure what to do with it.
So I'm not too sure what I'm doing, or if I'm what I'm doing is right or not.
I'm just gonna do my best and hope I don't die and kind of embarrass myself here.
I'd like you to know Chats, if I'm dead, one of you guys are coming down with me.
Ow ow ow ow ow.
I have four hearts left.
Hey, you're my team. Let me just run around real quick
Because I don't have my that's my specials
Just don't die really as long as you don't die
Do that attack again that was good
Don't get hit by that because do not get hit
Do not get hit
Hearts
Wait we did it somehow
Somehow we did it, I have no idea how.
But it's working!
Is there nothing else?
Is that it?
Oh!
Oh, exactly, I won because of Zuko's raid and now we are back to our home.
Hopefully no one's dead.
Okay, let's take a gamble.
People, no!
Stop giving me rocks!
Why is it just giving me rocks?
I don't want rocks!
You're so close to getting a person, but he's got rocks.
What the fuck?
Thank you for gifting Zuko. What's up? Thank you so so much.
Maybe I don't have to repair that. I can just build on top of it. Hold on.
I can get a communion home.
Maybe, right? No?
how do I like if I want to build a house chat do I have to destroy this how do I
destroy it
how doth one do that
build mode? I kind of forgot how to enter build mode let me feed you my grass men
I made it so then my men can eat you guys will just eat grass.
Let's ask.
Good.
Good.
Let me face the microphone.
Let me see.
I wish controls move forward, right?
Have you tack release curse?
Use relic, fleece ability interact.
Bleed.
You pick buildings. There's an option. Oh, edit buildings. Aha. Move shelter, remove
shelter there we go okay let me remove this too then and I build us a big home
I fucking love I just hear like we need to build more for dead people
Oh we're broke. Hmm I make you grass and I will bring people into the skull. I
swear stop if it gives me rocks.
I just don't understand. This is the third time in a row that we have rocks. We
just keep getting only rocks. Don't know why. Thanks for the rock, Michi. Get away from
me. Get away from me. Look, we can't, we can't even build this house over here. The
ramp the area. What do we do with dead bodies? Eat Valar. Valar is so old. Give me money.
On Way God, I wish for eight rocks.
I'll inspire you.
And then I'm going to make you work on, I guess, dropping trees?
Nah, getting rocks.
It's like we don't have enough rocks.
Well, let's see. Clothing option.
Hello, my rat. You know what? I'll let chat decide. Who do you want to wear the brass?
Apparently that's a thing. I don't know how this works.
I don't think I remember doing this before.
Huh.
My cookie!
What's on the house?
Oh!
Ugh.
Oh, Henry.
Henry lost her school-girl outfit.
that see Jared Jared has a maedress or the cutest followers only oh
oh so many people already wearing this outfit everyone my cults already kind of
wearing it all right chats what are you harder to level up and you kind of suck
but all right cats it's raffle time who wants to join their fellow foreskin and
in their fellow sportskin.
Come to my fault.
We have good grass soup and beer.
Aha!
We have good grass soup and beer and soon a dancing circle.
a chat it's a fucking pop-up on the screen you click the pop-up on the
screen don't listen to the chatter you don't have to type okay are you ready
chat sir boom welcome the icon of the icon of evil oh welcome the icon of
evil or cults so I will assign you to arming
okay perfect perfect and now hear me hear me I will kill you
Hear me hear me.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Very nice, very nice.
Now let's...
I declare a new rule.
We're food!
Fountain of the land or of the sea.
Burn till after your temple that causes all sea to be immediately ready for harvest.
Or after your temple which for two days will make special fish more likely to appear while fishing.
I don't even know how to fish!
Cat? How do you even fish?
How do you fish?
Um, four foofoo.
Realistically, this would be better.
But four foofoo.
We fish!
Four foofoo fish!
And that is my statement for today.
Foofoo fish.
Catch double fish.
How the fuck do you genuinely catch fish?
I can make another statement soon.
Ritual.
Alright chat.
Who is this?
I don't know how you catch fish.
Oh well.
I don't know how you catch fish oh well ceremony time we are now going to catch
That's too fish.
Oh, I'm playing.
Yes!
Orphan.
Is that our fish?
Oh!
You'd have ought to take the sin of others.
Hear me, hear me.
You will be the most sinful of men.
The most sinful of sinful men.
I wonder who.
Popkoe.
I need the youngest.
The youngest one, which is you.
The icon of evil.
Let me see how old Jared is.
Where is my beautiful lover, Jared?
Wait, is Jared like eternal?
Come forth, my wife.
I did it!
You're the same!
Holy shits!
Let me take the sin from you.
Well, that was really gruesome for some reason.
Colors, compete in a naughty dance.
What?
What is this?
Dance fall!
Dance fall!
You guys pick man. I don't know
It's awesome chat. They're just having fun
They're just happy and having fun.
Don't worry.
That Valar is old, okay.
And they're shimmying.
Are you ready for the votes chat?
Who do you think has the most...
the sexiest self-dances?
According to chats, it is.
LUDE VILLAIN!
Good job Lude Villain
You have been awarded to be the most sinful of dancers
Yes
Why are you guys still butt naked? Why are you actually still butt naked?
Actually, you know what? I want money so
hear me hear me my men I need money all the riches in the world yes indeed and
now that your face in me has declined I shall give you a reason to believe
When I tune in after work and get called old immediately by my Deoshi, he adds jumping
in my grave.
One of you must go.
One of you will be sacrificed for the greatest of good.
I must have to pick the oldest of you, but I don't know who.
Who'd villain is like 70 something?
Oh, is it actually?
Oh.
Valar is old, oh no.
Lude villain.
You had your last dance, it seems.
I'm sorry.
My most ludicrous of villains.
You danced well.
Oh look, he's happy!
That's your last moments be full of joy and whimsy.
And now, we can unlock more things because of him.
Hey, term, I'm gonna get, honestly, probably Blunderbuss.
I must be strong.
must understand yes yes oh my god you're all still naked please put some
clothes on goodbye
maybe this time we'll get a person I'm okay with anything but a rock I just do
not want to rock okay at least it's not a rock we got wood okay I should have
sacrifice to you why are you dead?
Shadox?
Shadox, why?
Oh no.
No.
We have enough divine inspiration we can get.
Something we can get.
I want something to keep bodies, Chad, but I don't know where.
Is it crypts?
Limitless depth of arrest.
Here, better one, Morg.
Followers can collect and store bodies while you are away here.
Must be empty before it is full.
What the fuck can I do with dead bodies chat?
No, I hope not.
Let me just get a summoning circle.
You can turn them into fertilizer, how?
You can harvest them from meat?
how? I brought him there all the way for what? For what? Why must you lie to me? Why must
you lie to me now? Oh, they're gonna be awake and see this dead body just walking around.
They're all fucking naked.
They're all literally fucking naked, Jack.
What?
I'm sacrificing you, Max.
Duckkilla?
How do you fish?
yeah how do i get fish how do i fishing there has to be a way ooh
a summoning circle
I'll report to Fishing Area, but I'll give you love.
Why can't I make you work?
This is stupid.
Work, man.
I'm gonna show them like that in the back.
You can't work when you're naked?
Missionary!
Ooooooo!
Okay, you know what?
What does this mean?
There's an 87% of death or what?
You know what? Go, Gopko!
What the fuck is 87%- 87% chance they die?
Oh, 80% of success?
Go, Gopko!
Go gather me some money!
Oh...
Indeed, indeed!
Go forth, my child.
It will be glorious.
Look at Gopko.
Look at Gopko, go!
There has to be like a better way for fishing.
the lighthouse?
Is it there?
Here?
What the fuck is this?
Listen man chop!
You owe me a ship!
The bishops are nasty bees at work but they do a good enough job of keeping the waters
open and trade flowing around here. Oh wrong, oh. But with you going around killing them,
it opens the gates for all sorts of monstrous beasts to start sinking my stock. If anything's
a baby with gnashing teeth and a audifcurity distinct interface that could curdle milk.
Just like me mother-in-law, I-I-I-I saw you best be making this right. Each time a bishop
dies, a nasty beast called a witness takes its place. Lucky for you, clean-bow, those
folks with a-will pay a pretty penny for the eyeball witness. You get me their eyes? I
buy a new boat and we'll call it a square. All you need to do is return to places you've
killed a bishop. Defeat the ferocious beast that has emerged and bring me their eyes.
Okay.
Show me another of this. Instant sense to the millennia.
Three more to go. Oh. I get something. Oh, nice.
Have another one.
Look, see your appeal.
Nice.
Okay.
An arch window stained glass.
Oh, it's also an explosive when you roll.
Not Black Icarus when you roll.
role when killing an enemy temperature for healing.
Teres two ways to fish. You can either take the teleporter to pilgrim's passage and fish
at the spot there, or you can get generic fish by going on the crusade to anchor deep
and killing the jellyfish placed on the map.
Oh I can't, I'm here already. Fish.
Oh, look at how big those fishes are!
Okay hold on, I got something!
I got a beak of the foler!
It's on the river fiverr!
Oh, that's not a fish!
Come on, big fish!
Okay, I can fish, I can fish!
Trust your cult leader chat. Boom! Fish! That is not a fish.
And ironically that was like a lot of other sea creatures but not a fish. I will
fish, every single fish in this water.
I will grab the biggest of fish.
Oh, I got lobsters.
I will fish for Fufu.
Boom!
Those are the tiniest of fishes.
I'll get you the biggest of fish.
I- you know what size is- is whatever you wish it is, man.
I got- I got one of every fish.
What do different species of fish do?
Like, I've never really seen them as an option.
the octopus, the wardsfish, all of that.
I just got a tiny fish.
That gave me gold.
Different meals.
I see.
Oh fuck.
Aha!
It's Ward's fish!
I will deplete the fish population single-handedly.
You can sell them for 20 gold apiece, really?
Nice!
that's my cult will only eat the purists of things grass soup now shall not
enjoy the joys of meat you shall enjoy the joys of grass and leaves and stuff
indeed and you will like it
Yes, only one lobster, you cheap bitch.
Grass soup, shit, leaves and fermented herring, exactly.
excited as I just not yeah if boss say so exactly you'll be so rich from all
this fish thing thing
yes yes I will deplete the fishing community well this one's big
oh yeah oh be spawned in can I fish so much fish that no fish spawns in
anymore can I starve no I can't have that people will think I'm running a cult
here are you crazy you will think I'm insane
no wait a minute I have to treat you guys right and stuff let me do fishes left
in the ocean. There's three. Okay. I don't think you can actually... then.
Yeah.
Nice. I like how you can literally just choose to fish. Like if you choose not to continue
Like, hiding or anything, you could literally just fish and grow more cult people.
That's it.
I wanna see if I can fish all the fishes.
I just have to fish this one more fish.
fish. Then I would have fished all the fishes in the ocean, Jack. I have contributed to
the overfishing. Boom! Look at that. No more fish in the ocean. Up a friendly bomb when
hit. How do I sell my fish?
I got that I don't know what that is but it's something
I should have come back! I should have come back!
What the?
Quest failed.
Oh shit, I forgot I had a quest.
Oh! Oh, you are not believing in me at all!
Oh shit!
Oh, I forgot!
I'm gonna sacrifice one of you.
If you doubt me, then dead you'll be.
Yeah, this is day 69.
Give it up for day 69.
I'm in a damn relic.
Yes.
I don't know what this does, actually.
Yes.
Ah, yes.
You believe in me a little more now?
He-hem.
Hear me! Hear me!
You will starve once more!
Substantive good rates. All co-members will gain the substantive good rate.
Gain 20 faith when brainwash ritual is performed.
All co-members will gain the prohibition to serve.
Increased work speed and devotion. Generates increased by 10%,
but reduced 50% chance of followers becoming sick after the brainwashing ritual.
It's time for drugs.
Yes, yes, indeed, yes, indeed.
Welcome.
I'll come back, come back, come back.
It's time for us.
Where is it?
Where's the drugs?
Is it on cooldown or something?
What the fuck are my drugs?
What?
You haven't unlocked it yet?
I did.
I just did.
No?
No?
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, either.
Focus hold on a grenade, run to it, and suddenly return to the base.
That kinda low key suck.
Run disease hard at a time, draw for a target to start a run, but none can be drawn after.
Being a disease hard every time a tarot card is drawn, you become poison after taking damage.
This literally the best.
You just unlocked a trait.
Oh.
Is that what it was?
All coming in game decisions encourage trait.
Game 20 faith when brainwashing ritual is performed.
Curse, deal, double damage and cost half the fervor, but melee weapon damage and health
are halved.
That sucks!
How do I brainwash you though chat?
Think of this stuff later.
No, actually, let me just give you a break, because you are not believing in me.
And I kinda, kinda hate that.
Let me just, uh, your files are not work for day.
It's time for rest.
It is time for res indeed let's see interact first brainwash
How do I brainwash you, chat?
Not that I want to, but apathetically, if I did want to.
How do I do that?
Can I get a person, please?
Oh my god, are they gonna give me a rock?
Oh.
How do I do that? Can I get a person please? Oh my god, are they gonna give me a rock?
I don't know why let's see what you have oh you suck gonna follow a sacrifice harder
to level up you have nothing good about you whoever there's gonna be chat you
have nothing good you don't like sacrifices I'm gonna sacrifice you
I swear to God what the fuck you don't like sacrifices and I can't even
level you up
it's okay just don't sacrifice people five-hand come join my cult won't you
shake my hand won't you shake a poor sinner's hand yes are you ready are you
ready transformation central I'm gonna eat a cookie
I
Took a movie I
Need it great things. I already kept it. We will see you
Who will be perfect out
Welcome YB 13
You are called
Hmm. Wait, my followers are starving for some reason. Oh, wow.
I will prepare grass for you for when if you wake up. As my followers will not go hungry.
Thou shalt not starve. Thou shalt eat.
And you want just to be nice? I'll even add two of these fishes.
There we go. Thou shalt feast.
And thou shalt like it. Don't give me rocks.
Anything is fine. It's not rocks.
Oh my god people!
We get people!
Welcome in!
Another lost soul I see.
I don't know, I don't know.
Do gray.
Oh wow.
You are sinful and gain faith when building better sleeping quarters.
You are good!
Join my cult once more!
Chats!
Join us!
Join us, join us, don't be afraid.
We have the yummiest of grass.
Yeah, we have the yummiest grass.
And like other stuff, occasionally.
Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes, yes, yes.
It will be so pleasant, full of wonderful surprises.
You will not regret it. I swear us.
Witness!
Welcome Red Ranch 007 to the cult.
I hereby designate you.
Do something.
Exactly Red Ranch.
This and then some shrooms.
We have more people, our cult is ever so growing.
Let me gather thy poop.
And I need to find a way to, hopefully, what is this guy doing?
What? Fun way guy? What the fuck?
What's wrong with fun way guy? Wake up.
reeducate you. Have you thought about this? You still doth not believe, eh? Go to jail.
You will stay in jail until you believe. Oh, need to do quest for mushroom? You really
want to get high. More people. Recruit dissenting followers. What does
Does that just mean I actually have nothing to clue?
What the hell is a Mord devotion?
Maybe I'm gonna get a Mord. Nah, maybe I'm gonna get...
Green Doctrination!
Wait. Yeah. Re-induct donation more than beer for now. Let's get that.
Where are they? There you are. Now let me just quickly get this re-induct donation
circle where is it? I cooch ootomate? I don't f**k where. I swear sometimes I feel like
I'm blind chat. I'm like actually unironically, the circle is the recruit circle. This?
Shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom, shalom.
You are not sinful, but you are more faithful.
Join in my cult once more.
I will care for you. I will feed you.
I will teach you like you are my own.
Yes, I will make sure that you sleep in a bed of leaves, and eat a bowl of leaves.
And where?
Leaves.
And if you choose to leave, then I will sacrifice you.
Yes, indeed!
You won't regret this.
Thank you for the gifted job.
Thank you so much.
There is.
Welcome Wong Jo to the cult.
How many sports this?
Re-educating you.
And you also go to jail.
How do I do this?
Re-educate.
Yes. Such honor. Indeed. Indeed. Someone has left me three fishes.
Okay, where is...
What is this? Someone is like not sleeping or something.
I'll get my ring.
Where is you mushroom man?
You.
You're mushrooms.
That's a lot.
She's only just fine.
Okay.
You take the drugs, and then you lock at full for two days straight.
I see
But many of them will fall sick
I see it
These
If I buy this, does this stay with me forever or what chat?
It spawns tentacles.
Oh, it's not permanent.
I don't think it is very worse.
Yes, indeed.
There we go.
I can get you high, but maybe later.
I'll get you high later, and then I'll fight some stuff.
What do you mean twitch at the sight of my fate?
Okay, wait, chat, I have created you with nothing but kindness and empathy.
Think about that.
Think about that chat.
I've been also very kind.
I have been truly also very kind.
I've fed you properly and I'll even make- Do you even have eggs?
Whatever.
I'll even put you this drum area to dance and then be crazy and frivolous.
I'll even put over here.
Wait, maybe.
What is this fucking rock doing?
What is it tree doing?
Let's run from Joe Matthew.
Where are you Joe Matthew?
Select reward from Joe underscore Matthew.
Where art thou?
There dought are.
Joe Matthew. Did I build it? Oh, no, because they're on a break. They don't do nothing.
I don't know what you gave me, but it must not. Valar! Valar has died! Valar. Oh no.
Well, our has passed on.
Oh, Lord.
If I turn you into a demon you come back.
Oh no.
He was so good.
lived for so long. 50. I don't think I can save you today. I want to buy... there's
actually not much. Anchor deep. Darkwood. Which one have we not done? Was it this?
Silk Cradle?
That thing might attack like also someone goes from slain enemies.
Have you done this? I kind of forgot.
So fun.
I'm trying to fill in here, but you found me.
I'll be going now.
You see that, Gopko?
Remember what I've done for you.
You silly, silly man.
I have saved with you from your Thelfeth.
Overall weapon damage increased by 1.5.
See that.
I don't know what the fuck is that.
How do I like stop the fire thing?
I do I uh...
Not even work?
Okay like, that is crazy.
I hate it here.
My health.
I'm so cooked.
I'm actually so giga-cooked.
What are you looking at?
That's right.
Your crown bears are all the same.
Nothing without your doring followers.
That's how it wasn't like that.
You stay true to who you was.
You'll never live up to him.
get out of my way I've got knuckle bones to play and money to win knuckle bones
yeah I have no home and no lamp fire thing
Yeah
I'm like hoping one of them would drop like a blue heart. I don't think it's gonna happen
I do hope
Damn
Have you thought of what awaits you once your task completed?
What is to become of you?
The land is, after all, the sacrificial beast, bred to slaughter.
If I cannot stop you, then I can at least prepare you for the suffering to come.
He was the fifth, the fifth bishop of the Old Faith, our brother, the one who awaits.
Back then he was known by the name Narender.
I killed notes.
No. I killed notes. The entire virus, they gave me really good poops. You wouldn't pay
for this imagine if I died
stop running away from me
This is fucked up and horrible, man.
What is that?
Oh, I just wasted it.
I'm gonna cry.
I was trying so hard to collect it, and then I just wasted it.
That's his life.
That's his life.
I'm so sad.
This is the way.
I killed someone.
I'm not deciding my fate.
I am going above great lengths to save you.
I'm not going to lie, my health is not looking too fresh, I'm not going to lie.
What is that long ass fucking bug following me around?
Revenge.
What do you mean revenge?
Chats!
Wait, I don't even know what I got.
Actually, I have no idea what what you just voted on what the fuck did we get does she know?
Wait, no, what did I guess?
He gave you 30 seconds of invulnerability.
Thank you chat.
How many people are dying here? Where are people dying?
In half a spirit heart for dissent dissenting follower
Oh
That kind of sucks doesn't it
Oh, I just bought something. Oh, I'm gonna cry.
Oh, that's life. That's life, isn't it?
Wow. Okay.
I spent a hundred coin on that.
Life is horrible.
Look at my health. This is so unreasonable.
Two non-free hearts? FAT!
What the fuck is that?
I need money though.
My HP is so ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
Wow!
And it just doesn't matter because I am so tanked out in health.
Perhaps it will.
day. I don't know what that is. I don't know what activated. I just gave myself an extra
heart. That's what happened. I see. Because I really need it. I just really need it. That.
You see.
you don't not understand my greed knows no bounds
reveal the map attack rates give me attack rate
I can now attack faster and I'm tanky as shit.
Yes, yes.
Hey, dude.
So much damage there, I should care more.
Perhaps chat, I should care more.
Perhaps this would be hard.
Uh-oh.
Oh, you bitch!
You fucking...
Where you came from?
My greed.
When playing a foe, chance to summon a ghost that will attack nearby enemies.
Whoa, what is this one?
Oh!
It is time for hammer.
Ow, I'm so broke.
I am so poor.
Perhaps this might not be the best idea considering they fly around so much.
Oh my god, Jack. I'm gonna fuck myself up.
Ember might not be good, bro.
Okay, let's see this.
Chance of poisoning enemies when attacking.
Deals an area more damage than mortal weapons.
Look at how strong that is.
Just stand up.
The gun is better.
We just upgraded gun skill anyway too.
That's good.
Okay.
Forward it.
Oh.
Knocks back and freezes enemies, devastating melee attack that also has a chance to possess
impacted enemies.
Collect Fervor will also increase your divine inspiration bar.
No.
I don't know what curses are.
I don't know what curses are, they don't take that.
I think we might attack that will also summon ghosts from slain enemies.
I just want that for the money.
Hehehe.
I like the skills I have.
Oh my god, it's- I'm kinda weak.
Oh, but it poisons.
I'm kinda strong, I take it back.
I'm trying to collect my fervor, Kat.
Don't get it wrong.
I remember to use it
I'm just cleaning out the area or grass
Why am I so painfully broke?
How do you get money, cat?
A job!
Why are you scaring me like this?
Ah, a drum!
Clean this out!
Oh, power ass.
Fuck you.
You know what?
I love how he's dying on it's own.
Ah, ah, ah, look at how much health I have, it's so ridiculous.
to my cult. I just got something. I didn't mean to man. Why did I just got fu- great.
I was trying to destroy stuff outside, and I just kind of sort of accidentally clicked
the button.
Eerm.
Eerm.
I got a flower, bro.
Who cares?
I got a flower.
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
The erethics defeated.
Money spent.
Thank you, Anonymous, for gifting the whole Githaruni.
Thank you so so much, Siddaba.
The fuck?
What happened?
Wait.
What?
What?
Wait, what?
But why?
Why no one be believing me anymore?
stuff happened what the fuck oh wait they're suddenly believing is it because
you're hungry my fellow followers eat grass
Is it perhaps because Daweth is hungry or is it because so many people are dead?
Wait, why are there so many dead people?
What the fuck?
What do we do with these dead bodies perhaps?
Because my morgue is quite full.
I won't lie.
Ah yes, we need more people I think.
And though there is no space, we get logs.
too many. And then, oh my goodness, I shall inspire you.
Oh phantom you are so old how many people are so old I'm not even kidding I don't know
know what to do with like the dead.
Yeah, oh
Yeah
Like that
Oh Jared is extra sinful I will take the sin from you Jared
or skins look perfect today I want to remember it forever can you take a
picture okay you take some kind of everlasting picture
how do I take a picture
Mild chat, see?
Hillary.
Ahhhh!
Looking mighty nice.
Looking really nice, chat. Good job.
Good job.
Exactly.
I'm from here, me here, me, oh my god someone died of old age.
Hear me, hear me.
Our numbers dwindle.
Our forces are scarce.
But worry not, loyal followers, because Ace, yes, I'm trying to make that right, as good as I can, exactly, exactly.
Now, I have a new thing to say, oh fuck, obey!
I believe in her just and all are born guilty reduce faith loss when putting a
fallen jail was not dissenting freedom above all else every day that begins
without anyone in prison gain 10 faith oh hey that's good believe in me
and now I don't even know what to do ritual ah fall or so become brainwash
your face will be locked at full for two days.
DRUGS!
Do drugs!
Yes, take some shrooms, everybody! Take some shrooms!
Indeed, indeed. You feel it. You feel the effects.
Yes, life is very good, isn't it?
And now, now is the day I will ask thee of thy money,
as I am thy broke.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
And you are still happy, aren't you?
Indeed you are, indeed you are.
Oh, I can bring back the dead!
And I will bring back the dead!
Rise from the actress of the ground!
We have so many.
Actually, I want a T-Rent virus, but you know what, food villain was OPSL.
Yoseki Kyo also.
Oh, there's so many people.
Would you like to decide, chat?
Would you like to pick the dead?
No.
No.
You will decide who will come back from the dead.
It is up to you.
There are so many people, so many people, so many things they could possibly do.
Perhaps we can try and resurrect everybody in the course of a couple of days.
if there is no cooldown but I'm pretty sure there's a cooldown somewhere all
right chats who will it be Tyrant virus come back amongst our mids
rise wait I just realized they're like zombie zombie how do you like save the
zombie
Damn.
Make a dance time.
Perhaps if you're high and also really naked, who will win the most sinful of dances?
Damn, y'all are fucking sinful as hell.
You can decide. That's the side. It is up to you who you think is the best. It could be anybody. Anybody, I say.
Yeah. Jamie. Yeah. Yeah. Jamie. Yeah.
The zombie? You really like the zombie dance, huh? Wow.
I see, I see cats.
And I will ask you, pirate virus, I really, I don't know what these even mean, they all
They all look very sinful to me.
Oh, good luck.
Go on, Tyrant's virus.
I wish for eight cogs.
I wish for eight cogs.
Oh!
It might look really cruel, but it's actually very humane.
I swear I swear
Go forth who the fuck died beer Z died of old age, what the hell
I wrote you a little something.
For skins the haven paradise found a slice of divine and divine on earthly ground.
Yes, beautiful is it not?
How do I like feel you?
Iris, Iris.
Where are they assigned?
What the hell?
Not enough flowers? Oh that's... that's bad.
Why are some of y'all sleeping on the fucking floor?
This confuses me deeply.
Man, some of you are sick. What the fuck happened? What the hell happened here?
I need more peony leaves, but I do not have peony leaves.
Thank you Gakko.
Good job.
Good job.
I need five more peonies.
They're in prison. I don't think I can put them in prison. That's a thing.
Hmm.
Allure is busy. What the fuck does that mean?
What does it mean that they're busy?
What does this do? I forgot.
That's not right. That's not right either. Fuck.
This is not looking very good. What's the rainbow one? That's what I needed actually.
Yes. No! They ate my lover! Oh my god, they ate my lover chat.
What the fuck?
Jared!
And I got rocks! I just keep getting fucking rocks!
Can I bring Jared back?
Oh
Joel Joel they ate my lover this fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex thing ate my fucking lover bro
I don't know how, but they did.
This is greatly awful.
Can I bring him back?
You married Jared?
Yeah.
And now he's dead.
He's eating some stomach or something.
This is a horrible, horrible day.
What the fuck?
Damn it.
look at them they're so happy I just feel it I'm missing something
I miss my lover bad
more sins leave during the day and works at night that's good
join Michael
don't you have a bunch of Jared's?
No!
Should've fed him! I could've!
I could've, yeah!
Not gonna lie, we're trying to robe right now!
Be cold.
Be cold.
I can't do this anymore, I just can't!
Welcome, no Lime Max 31.
into the cult.
I will assign you to...
I hate you.
Oh, you just level up and faith, eh?
When falling ill.
Who will be the sick member of our cult?
Heery, heery!
Join the cult, I just lost my lover, I am but a widow.
I am a widow grieving for my fallen lover, perhaps in search of a new lover, perhaps.
Or I will wait to revive my old lover back from the ground.
Ugh.
Okay, why are you ewing?
Why are you so grossed out by that chat?
You don't want to do it, do it, do, are, okay?
Do you just hate me?
Welcome Spidey!
One seven oh five.
Welcome to the cult of high people.
And you shall get trees.
Oh my God, we have so much.
Once more, Chats!
You are, decrease the sin generation by 10%
by increased productivity by 15.
produces sin less. Okay, use. You are a little bit annoying, but it's okay. Maybe you're
not the sinful type, nor the productive type. Okay. Joy in our cult. Maybe it's your chance
to join in a beautiful, beautiful place we call home. Home, I say. And it will be Grizzly
Bear one two four. Welcome to the four skins. Now you get rock. Get through. Very true actually.
How do I fucking get rid of these damn bodies, man?
Oh, it's a humble car, I don't know if I'm gonna find it.
I'm not sure.
I know it.
Aha.
Avoid rotting corpses.
What the freak?
Upgrades?
Which upgrades?
This one is just morgue one.
Oh no, that's not it.
Lay multiple bodies to rest. That's it.
Fuck you.
You make me sick, sick I say.
Hear me, hear me, you bitch!
I've lost the only reason for living.
I don't know what else I must do I just feel so so empty I feel so so very empty
so very empty I say
Why is our leader so emo as I'm going through it?
I'm experiencing it.
You we will all starve to remember Jared
Yes food is bad etc
Exactly.
Who wants to wear this brass skirt?
What you then have a grass
He naked I say he naked my gut those are glitching
If you push your head against time fire spelling you can probably feel Jared Q
I don't know what to do.
stop dying please chat I don't know what to do eat them I can't oh we have
another person. Wait, why is our place so dirty? I cleaned all the boots. Wow, they got something.
Oh, there's so much vomit.
Looks like Smeet...
Backed them... wait, you just fucking cursed me.
Did Thou just...
Cursed me?
I'm level up, Generic Devotion faster and gain faith on building better sleeping quarters.
last chance as I think I must go as Ray should already be on and it's the birthday girl and
we shall celebrate together. It's nice to cult, but goddamn my lover died. God damn it,
sad god fucking David. Who will be our lucky member? Raging, raging I say. Buh, buh, buh,
Welcome! Kisblee! To the cult.
Indeed, indeed.
You will work for a log.
Why someone sick? Who's sick?
Whoever is sick.
You darest be sick? Give me your money.
And I'll go to sleep.
My porters are not clean, but I'm not sure why.
I forgot that ducks exist.
We did drugs.
Oh.
Oh my god, we have so much now.
It's on cooldown.
Oh, he's working, he's just really high, but he's working.
Okay, is anyone not sleeping in a bed?
That should not be the case because we have so much beds.
There's something is going on but I'm not sure what.
Hmm.
Well, time to put dead bodies.
Oh upgrade crypts!
I see.
I see.
By the way, that is reality life.
We can buy another one.
Give me that.
Not yet? Okay. Just tell me when Raze is live.
Should I double check with her?
I think it's today, unless I'm crazy.
So many people are dead.
What the fuck?
Um, um, what does this mean?
Catwalk?
Which one of you would like to join in my
Cult and be very horny
You don't have to type anything you can just click the integration on screen way like it's a pop-up
Get the pop-up to join
But uh, which was which well the numbers really shot up fast this time, huh?
Well, which one of you freaks?
I don't think I've seen the lustful trait before.
Alright, chat.
Welcome, our horny member!
I'm gonna regret this.
Agathon!
Welcome Agassar into the cult.
Go, uh, go construct something, go build something with that.
You know what, Agatharne, um, refined materials.
How very interesting.
This is how very, very interesting.
I'm gonna check every day to see if maybe, maybe you could bring Jared back.
Not yet.
Soon. Soon my lover, soon.
You can, can you help?
I heard something break. I don't know what broke.
Oh, which cat is deciding my fate? What is it?
Apparently something great and amazing. Fairly, guys.
Ritual cooldowns!
You do love me!
You love me!
Wow!
I have never felt so much a friend's joy.
Come back to me, my lover!
Yes!
Yes!
I will find you even in the next next life
Yes, no, I'm gonna make you give me money. I'm broke any bones. How do I get bones?
Wait Jared isn't even high where's Jared
Where thou, my lover? Where thou? I know exactly how to do. I can't even afford that. Fuck!
I can't afford anything.
Fuck.
It's time to crusade.
Where is Jared, dude?
There they are.
I miss this to you.
Give me money.
I miss this to you, man.
yes yes thank you chat you're the best
why does it say knuckle bones defeat flinkie knuckle bones defeat oh after
fight things in knuckle bones what's a good place to get bones darkwood or anura
that anura that's good the spider one's good I will trust you I surely will
I don't trust you.
Oh, I've become nothing, nothing at all.
The DBIO to my brother and cannot be shirked.
My temple awaits.
Oh, guys? That don't look right.
That? Did you just...
Is he just condemning me to this?
He was at the point of the sharpened blade, the fate that cannot be outrun.
It was in the eye of the raging storm at the end of the long day done
yes indeed indeed but it matters not I have my lover and that's my joy and my
whimsy has returned now I can even use bones and do stuff
Is this like another boss fight or what?
is here to get some bones man. I just want to get some bones. Ow! Ow! Not good, not good,
Not good.
Oh, this guy heals him, huh?
That's okay. I can kill anything.
I mean, he's not- you're not wrong. Look at all the bones that fell.
So much bones. Honestly?
They're even lying. Oh, shit, I have three health and a dream.
Uh-oh, I lied. I have like two and a half hearts and a dream.
This may not be good. I fear this is not good. Uh oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is
really bad this is really really bad it's not looking right y'all
nice
nice
I need it.
I need it.
I'm dying.
Uh oh.
Two health in a dream.
Oh, here.
Not good. Not good at all.
A urn?
One heart and a dream.
That I do have. That I do have.
This is not looking very nice.
Uh-oh.
I get a silk cradle.
Thank you.
That is exactly what I needed.
This is looking bad.
Really bad, um, I could get this but I can't, I need the health, I'm sorry, I'm sorry chat.
abandoned you. She hates us. I'm sorry. I'll even give you some robes. Now this is a look.
Oh, I'm not you can look like you're on a picnic.
Oh, you have three hearts and a dream.
That one left like poison trails.
It's not very nice, is it?
Every Firefowler is getting half the Spirit Heart.
Okay, can I use it now?
Nice!
Nice!
That's good, that's good!
Huzzah!
What the hell did I just do?
The Statue of Beast gives you 13.
I just paid...
Wait, what the fuck?
Did I just pay 30 to get 13 in return?
Or is it random every time?
I gave 30 and I got...
Oh!
Oh!
You can't...
You can't gamble if...
Ah.
Oh.
You can't rob this.
Ah.
I now see the mistakes.
Ah-ha!
What?
I didn't even see that.
I see, Cat.
You don't want to spew from that.
Mighty awkward, mighty awkward.
What the fuck?
The environment became weirdly ill.
Wait, why are you guys ill?
Chats?
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Chats.
Why are my cult members sick?
Oh, because the brainwashing.
Uh oh.
That's not good, is it?
Drugs are bad.
They're bad.
I don't even see the other one. Fuck.
I'm done.
Won't plague be upon you?
I don't even recycle. Oh my god, I'm washed.
I'm washed. I'm disgusting and I'm washed.
Hey look, so much health, uh-oh.
We must hurry. Our men are dying and sick.
Reel the map. Receive double health when healing.
Wait, why can't I even get that? Eh, whatever.
He was unlike the rest of his kin, but the other dealt with flux, chaos, famine, chistitilience,
war, things which in their constant theme must transpose, and yet he was inevitable,
the obstinate and risible of the one who waits.
It would then seem his epitency to invite the novel and the new bright ancient vow and
primordial bonnelike.
Traditions stagnate and epitides augment.
Nonetheless, doubt tears faith asunder.
What does that mean?
Volta Aim. Convoque of an orphan of powerful tentacles or projectile that creates a trail
of black-ecker. Oh, this one.
Ten duckles.
Exactly.
I don't really have a lot of time to loot considering my people are dying, so we
We must go as fast as we can.
This is the game that Cat chose?
No.
The game that Cat chose was Witcher 3.
It's gonna take us quite a long time to play, so we're just gonna marathon that.
Including the DLC, we haven't even like, look at how tanky I am!
Jesus!
She have have a key of blight, she have hunger, day of might, 5 becomes 4 becomes 3, 2 becomes
1 becomes nothing.
They have their opinions about that.
Oh, they killed themselves.
Oh.
I don't even know where I was.
Haha.
Oh!
Oh!
He doesn't tell you where he falls.
He just kind of falls.
Oh my god.
Oh, he doesn't tell you where he falls. He just kind of falls.
Oh my god.
I am simply better, maybe.
I'm going to attack with a hammer.
I don't know what to do with it.
Okay.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Give me your hearts.
We did it!
Welcome and Raiders from ARIUM channel!
Every fun time, sorry I was a little late.
I was focusing on not getting murdered.
But thank you so much for the raid welcome and every fun time on stream.
Chat if you haven't yet, go check them out.
Here's the warmest of chat welcomes.
Thank you so so much.
We have a trophy!
Give me a bone.
Heretic's defeated.
Yes, yes!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
I'll do it like this, like this, oh, like this, yes, boom, eh, oh, oh, yes, I'm sorry,
not wise, their vision was too small to contain the multitudes of one to die, but I'm not
As long as I'm to free me, I shall have the honor of returning the Red Crown to its true
bitter end.
At least, I have no idea how much as long as I could have myself, I have a five-six follower
to strengthen to call this faith in us.
Your appetite for this is something I can admire, as long as I have this mind, and none, are worthy,
none other than I.
If I lay down your life and return to me what is mine, after millennia, I'll may best
Get my Gory once her, and let the cat be done with me.
The final date awaits.
Hurry now, the time is at hand.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, real voice, that is I.
Then, once it uttered the name of the captive god, Ponderis,
whose name does thou slaughter in now?
In the ma.
I come back and my coke might is they're fine
Oh
They may be sick, but they're happy
With the power of their crown, the mighty lamb brought Leshy down.
I think I can do better next time.
I shall inspire thee.
Oh, oh, there's so many dead people. Oh my goodness.
Oh my god, is it the drugs?
Don't be sad, don't be sad, oh my god.
We are living in such filthy, filthy fucking quarters.
Now why are you vomiting?
Why are you praying to vomit?
Uh oh.
Oh, seven, you gave us vent, I'm sorry.
folks three people are dead holy shit chat
oh shit nasty
Oh shit nasty.
Y'all nasty.
I left you for a second so you can be gross.
You disgust me.
The drugs were too good.
I don't know about all that.
Are there no one cleaning?
You're so sick because so many corpses, rage for the fallen.
What is wrong with this one?
Ah, you are sinful.
You know, whoever has the trait of being lustful,
I don't think anything has happened, chat.
But I don't see anyone pregnant or nothing.
like what is the lustful trait for oh my god we keep getting rocks
stop giving me rocks anything but rocks a person
it's so many dead we may just need this nursery we need a nursery cat
mating tent mating tent
What?
And we unlocked a mating tent?
What is something and something did something?
Why are you mad?
Give me money.
Why are you mad?
I'm gonna sleep.
Okay, are you ready chat to join our cult?
You are ignores decenters when they approach, heals 15% slower.
You are just a little ill my child, don't worry as you do not listen to decenterers.
which is great. Come join the cult. We have grass, food, and other types of grass. Yes,
I will care for you as I care for my own with grass. Yes, you can activate wool haven. What
that welcome the icon of evil weren't you all ready here
I did that I can then die
that's it one more time one more time because we have we already had an icon we
We are still having Icon of Evil!
What?
No, we shall do it once more, once more.
Welcome!
Oh, Santa!
Is it what?
Wait, what?
Am I stupid or what's going on?
What?
I got a Santa and I'm gonna do it one more time.
What? Why is it just an icon of evil? The icon of evil is called icon of evil because it can't go away.
Jackie MCJ.
What?
You know what? You are truly so evil.
Very, very interesting.
Very interesting.
If you think about it in a way, that is probably the most evilest thing you can do.
It's mad.
Why is one door like sleeping all the way here?
I cannot evil and then we have another one, I swear!
Wait, we don't! It was?
Yeah, we do! We have two of them! We have two dudes! Name that!
This is crazy. Where was that broken fucking head?
How very interesting.
Ah, a mating house.
You know what, chat?
Mating house next to where Booze is supposed to be.
What is a place for eggs to hatch?
I don't know, but I will put it also next to where booze is supposed to be.
Indeed indeed, oh indeed, gravel in my great wisdom.
You see, I can see into the future, right?
Y'all need a shit.
one of the... hear me, hear me. Richie, if you make the mating tents, you can pick a
gozen and make some baby. You can't go into the mating tent with Jared, but the rest of
chat can go with Jared, but don't worry, there is a nice comfy chair in the corner for you.
That is nasty! Let me see it. Let me see something. Ah yes, I can once again,
and bestow you knowledge above all else.
Obedient, chat.
Our last thing, perform a ritual at your temple in which you appoint a follower as your loyalty
enforcer tasked with betraying the cult and raising the loyalty of your followers.
Perform a ritual at your temple in which you appoint a follower as your tax enforcer tasked
with collecting money from other...
is loyalty in the face of money. Perhaps money is the solution. Here in our cult, we have
taxes! Ha ha ha ha ha! Hear me, hear me. Ha ha ha ha. Yes, yes. Very good, very good.
Let's see this now.
Hmm.
Offline donate to me.
Ascend your sacrifice.
Give me your money.
Ha ha ha.
Yes.
Hand me thy cash.
Yes indeed, yes indeed.
And now for my next wisdom.
I will appoint...
Tax Enforcer!
Jared?
You must take exactly...
There you go, Chats. You must pay, Jarrett-Axes.
Indeed, indeed.
Now that morale is low. Quite low.
It's time for one of you to go.
I mean, we can also pick the old people, so we don't have to bury them.
But you know what?
The icon of evil.
I only see one of this one here.
of evil icon of evil come forth the secret hidden icon of evil you have
I bugged my game for the last time!
Yes, indeed.
Indeed, indeed.
I felt like I already married a lot, what a sin for, why do I have sin?
Oh, God, go, you've gone so old.
I'll grow some shrooms, we might once again need to be high and eat grass.
Yes, yes, there.
Oh my god, I could marry off Jared.
What the fuck?
I shall let you decide.
who would you like to put in you nasty nasty mofuggers all right chat thou
shalt vote thou shalt vote surely it won't be my lover Jared as it is my
lover
Go on then. Who? Who do you want to be with my lover you piece of shit? Why? You brought
it back to life? For what? For what, chat? What was the point? You nasty pieces of shit.
Nasty.
HAH!
You choose a man that has bugged our game!
Spawned in twice!
Your sense of humor is disgusting!
DISGUSTING!
Look, 45% chance to breed.
It's even censored by this no button.
Random traits?
Okay, that's horrible.
You just created someone's celibate, you fuck!
I'm gonna make them sell a bit.
They're not faithful, and they're a fucking sell, but this is horrible.
What the fuck?
I don't want this thing to hack.
Oh my god, I thought crack means to release the baby inside, chat.
I thought like we're supposed to, I thought if I cracked it, the baby would come out.
I didn't think it would die.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That is nasty.
So upon that cracked egg, you can make a dish out of it, and if you feed it to the elderly they grow young again.
Oh my god.
Why can't I even talk to this guy?
I was about to heal Gopgo!
What the fuck? I saw it!
What is it, what is it?
Oh my god, you guys are drunk.
I can't...
Hmm, yep, this guy.
It's crazy, huh?
Crazy times you live in.
Uh huh.
I wish for eight cocks!
This is horrible!
I'm gonna see. Oh look. Oh my god. Very affectionate Agatharn. Oh my god. Calarn. It's Celebit.
Let me see. Who does Agatharn have the highest chance of mating with? Oh, that's not 90 something.
Shelly 90% long Joe
was 99 like 90% the highest chance we got 91%
Let's see this.
That trait was horrible, but let's see if I can get good traits!
Holy shit!
What are these golden things?
Why are there eggs golden?
Why are their eggs golden?
You wasted it?
What do you mean I wasted it?
There's only like two...
I could have picked one from the parents!
Oh my god. How was I supposed to know that?
I'm gonna break this egg.
I'm gonna tend to it.
Oh my fucking god, I'm gonna cry.
I'm fucking this up.
I'm fucking it up so bad.
Oh my god, we're gonna get a new follower.
Yes.
Who's kissing? Someone's kissing somebody, I heard it.
Oh brother, I said it multiple times.
I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm sorry. It's over man.
Maybe we can make more children, we can generate more sin and then make more children.
Welcome Cluedo Cult to the cult.
Ah, very nice.
I will assign you to the rocks.
I recruited him and he was skeptical about himself.
Hmm.
This is fucking horrible.
What a horrible way to live.
What the fuck is this?
Woolhaven DLC? Do I not have that? Oh, I don't.
I don't have Woolhaven DLC.
I didn't just get that.
Let me see, what else can I make?
This game is a little confusing.
I'm so sad about the egg thing.
How do you get golden eggs, Chat?
Oh, Ray's live!
Okay, good, good, good.
We'll have her set up for a bit.
Well, I try and figure out how to make children.
That sounds horrible out of context, but I swear I had context.
Golden eggs are RNG!
I literally just wasted RNG chat.
You saw it live on stream.
My wastefulness is disgusting.
I love putting the hatchery next to it.
Let me put this hatchery somewhere else too, right here.
I am so sad.
Let me see who else's trait is good.
Easy to level up.
I'm falling ill.
Heal's fastened.
Rest.
Mitochondria.
He also in Scyther, gain felon to the headquarters.
And I have the most lustful fucking people here.
And I make the most sinful pair here.
Wait.
gain sin the decrease in generation by 10% okay that sucks
or are you my sinful people yes 50 50
i can sort
i can't
Yes, yes, yes
I'm gonna make something very sinful maybe I can get on a golden baby since then I can't get to sins
I think that's pretty good
I met my golden egg.
What if I cracked the golden egg chat?
What are you gonna do now?
What if I killed this egg?
Yeah.
You wouldn't.
I would.
I would actually.
I would.
You were gonna wait until she's done setting up for a bit longer.
Also, I kinda wanna see how the baby's born.
How long does it take?
For a baby to be born?
Why so evil today?
You will never know.
Let's see, sinful rituals.
Oh, these cost a lot of bones, actually.
Wishtrat is deciding my fate.
Listen, I gave you booze.
I gave you booze.
Look.
Alcohol.
Alcohol.
I'll give you alcohol.
You like alcohol, right, champ?
Ooh, yummy alcohol.
You like alcohol.
Give me your sin. I will produce another baby. I am going to find that fucking trait. I am
I'm going to get another golden egg, I know it, oh.
Wait, I can't have switch integration for this.
You can when they're grown or now you'll be ice through. Oh, you look like
You can't believe ice through bro ice through
Let's see this
Where's my person that likes to have snacks
What if I just grow a cult of people that likes to have sex?
Oh fuck.
Agathar.
Oh my god, they're just like non-stop drinking chat.
Stop drinking.
Why are you drinking so much?
Why are you drinking so much, chat?
They denied Agatharm?
Oh.
I'm gonna burn him.
Wha-
He would rather fucking drink!
Ah!
Is there anyone else in hole in this fucking cult chat or are my sinful creatures at?
Where the fuck?
Why are there not a lot of options?
Where are my lustful people at?
Me too, Country, you need to sleep, bro.
I'll just go drink.
You're horrible.
You're horrible.
Oh, nurture child.
What the fuck, they sound like a grown adult man.
What kind of fucking baby does that?
I'm going to revive someone Resurrection
I will bring someone back The highest level
Damn!
Look at Henry!
Oh, what was that?
That's highest shit!
And lewd villain!
Wait, maybe?
And Lude Villain! Wait, maybe Lude Villain. We have so many dead people.
Ooh, why does that keep glitching like that?
The Sekikyo! Also big.
Lude Villain is strong. I'll trust you.
Come back to me! Lude Villain!
And then next we're just gonna try and revive everyone honestly
Hear me hear me breathe and stuff. Yes
Yes, I won't let you down you will breathe and you will like it yes
Yes
and you see
are you man fuck what is it keep doing this
I'm not sure.
Agathaar?
Lude?
Dylan?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
good perhaps come on come on yes
perhaps we have golden egg we did yes this this this
oh my god you are literally the most
Good job! Good job!
You're so proud. You're so proud of your shit.
Yes! Golden Egg Producer, bro!
Oh, yes, yes.
What does the totem say?
Anything but rocks.
You got rocks.
Give me money.
Now, go to rest city.
Oh, yay rock.
Rogue giver by a melee ward with night time, exactly.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Come on.
Okay.
Red Ranch chose Blazing.
It kinda worked.
You are forgiven now, my son.
You are forgiven.
I see your ways.
Agathar, I need you to sleep.
No. You know what? Give me your money, bro.
No, I'm gonna make you drink. I'm gonna make you an alcoholic.
I'm gonna generate sin. Oh, I can't I can't not some generate sin
Where is my lover
Jared wait, where's the other baby? I only see this one baby, but where's my other goddamn baby cat?
I had two babies I swear
Where the fuck is the other baby?
Am I crazy?
Maybe I should make a nursery?
What other baby? The one I didn't turn into egg soup, chat.
Where's my other goddamn baby?
Oh, give me taxes.
inspiration unlocked. Hatchery. I think I already had hatchery, mating tent, and this hatchery.
Time for you to get your reward. Here be, alcohol. After this I'm gonna get the DLC.
And next time we'll see what the DLC produces.
Is it even Lude Villain Sirvac?
I've got the Golden Egg.
May I get the good time?
Fridge?
The killer has asked.
What?
Let me, let me brew some booze.
Let me give you some beer.
Actually, beer kind of sucks.
Let me, let me brew you something stronger, shall we?
Grass and whatever that is.
I can give you alcoholic eggnog?
All right, where are you?
Alright, the killer.
You have a faith in falling ill, heals faster, and work in devotion generate speed reduced
by 10.
Okay?
Who do you want to be with?
You know what, chat?
I will let you decide.
They asked so nicely to have some good times.
You may decide who they have good times with.
You can vote if you'd like, and after this, we will yeet over to Rey.
While I get my DLC for the game.
Alright, since you asked so nicely, my loyal follower, you get.
Dude! That's my- 100% chance to be bred! That's my wife, man! Yeah, you're taping at
FUCK MY WIFE!
You... you piece of shit!
Deny him. Deny him right now!
YOU BITCH!
oh my god! can't be pet! oh my god! what the fuck actually the baby's got an OP?
how does the chest feel, Michi?
you can set them! and there is six killer!
that is crazy actually
I hope you're...
Alcohol's being made, the icon of evil.
Red Ranch and the icon of evil just want to have one drink.
What's up with you guys?
What is alcohol excentraling right now?
Crazy work.
Oh, brother, these guys stink!
I hate you guys, you know that?
I hate you.
Dude, we have two babies.
Where the fuck are baby go?
What do you want to say, da killer?
Give me money.
CODE OF JAIL!
No, go to bed.
This is one of the babies.
No.
Oh my gosh, it's- no.
No.
No.
Okay, I found one baby.
Where the fuck is the other baby?
Where's my motherfucking baby dude, did the other baby die?
What the fuck happened?
Well there you are.
Come here.
You guys are fucked up.
You guys are fucked up and evil and cruel and messed up.
This is fucked up evil cruel and fucked up dimension fucked up. It is fucked up
Don't even have sin anymore
Used up all my sin
I can't even fucking perform a sinful act.
I'm broke.
Oh no, Limax.
Look at all our homes.
Okay, we need to figure out a place to like, bury the dead.
Let me just put in a lot of grapes in here and then I guess these since these also produce
alcohol.
This is fucked up.
You are either fucked up, you know that?
Fucked up. Disgusting, fucked up, and insane.
You need to become an alcoholic for sin for the cult.
I can't even like specifically tell you to drink and I'm not sure why.
Give me money.
And now, drink.
I did, I literally, there is like two fucking drinks here.
You are blind.
LINE.
I wouldn't have.
I wouldn't have, I wouldn't have done something so insane.
Go tend to the drinks then.
You disgust me!
Disgust me I say!
Ugh.
Ugh.
Oh
Razzle guard. Thank you for the 20 gift the runes
Yeah, I need something other than rocks
Hey, we got a new person. All right chat. Are you ready to join in the cult perhaps you have something great of value?
No?
Don't go for it.
Mmmmm.
Aesthetic, polyamorous, and strong constitution.
Okay, you're pretty good.
You're not the most sinful, but not being sinful is pretty good in this game.
I think, sometimes.
Unless you're horny shit.
It's kinda hard to generate sin right now.
Now let's just make like a bunch of alcoholic.
I don't know what, maybe it's time for us to generate more out of sin, perhaps?
You know, disgusting.
Welcome, wolfcraft!
To the cult.
Oh, yes sir, now you will farm things.
Who the fuck is that boob?
You know, where is he?
Where's that one guy that wanted to drink so bad?
There you are.
Oh, it's not opening?
I have to open it.
Ah.
Like so.
Oh, a lot of y'all really like alcohol.
What's up with that chat?
What's up with that chat? Why do you like alcohol so much?
Jellies. It's okay chat.
At least you're not alcoholic. Stay positive.
Oh, Wolfcraft just joined and instantly got drunk.
Wait, I can only put in one child in here at a time?
A sign child?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
You instantly got drunk!
You just...
I didn't even ask you to get drunk, because instantly you got drunk.
Oh my god, and they instantly made sin, okay.
Okay, I guess.
Oh my god, you've become an alcoholic.
Oh.
How very, very interesting.
He truly is the most perfect alcoholic there is.
What more can you ask for, honestly?
I guess.
What is the emotion when they sleep?
I need poop for this.
for some reason
you are nasty chat you are nasty
There's three spots in the nursery?
Wait, why?
For something that I can't put them in there.
Interact.
That's like that.
Oh, maybe I'll just have to click...
Oh, nurture children.
Oh, there we go.
I see, I see.
Okay, you are smart.
You are very smart.
Thank you.
Perhaps it may be time for me to assign people to work.
Oh, I interrupted someone.
Oh shit so many of you are drunk so much thin
that red ranch is still drunk once more
oh look at the babies at least the babies are asleep that's really nice
right
That's really nice at least.
Okay, you're doing great.
You're doing very great.
We do have to gamble.
Okay.
Ray said that they'll take like 30 more minutes.
I don't know how to- oh, they're-
Other than-
Wow, brother.
Maybe mixing dead people and drunk people are not the best idea here,
because so many of y'all vomited.
Bless you, thank you, chat.
Oh, someone got really drunk in this area.
money and now go right all right more alcohol ding ding oh made for serving oh
my god I can give you guys like you know what you know what
Wait, in order to do this, I need a sin.
Oh, never mind.
I fear it is not, but I appreciate the thought.
I have a very manly sneeze. East, east, east in here yet.
I swear it's real manly.
It's super manly. How do I revive someone?
Fuck.
And I am also too broke to revive.
It twitched at the sight of my fate. Why?
Wow, what's this drinking, it's just really going in for it, drinking and everything.
That's a choice.
Give me your sin.
I'm to make everyone- I need the drinking outfits.
You must produce me more sins first.
I need the sins
For something else. Which one are you wanna fuck? Not with me though.
I swear, I'm gonna I'm gonna give chat this option. If I see Jared on that I am not I am just going to pick it myself.
I swear to god
Oh, the killer has been sent to sleep and he's sad, why?
What the?
Oh, Wolfcraft, you just joined!
What happened to you?
Suddenly so simple already.
The baby produced so much poop, that's good, that's good.
We need poopa.
you guys can you guys produce more shit
on it all right chats new person oh my god imagine it went rock all right what are your
traits. Welcome to the the foreskin cult has become a place of alcoholism. Which one of
you want to be horny once more? He's a little bit of a freak. Are you ready? All right. All
Alright you guys.
Oh, is the cult really worth joining the Alclothem?
We also have drugs.
Wow, this cult is looking really, really good.
It's looking really nice.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
And you are!
Despairado337!
Welcome to the Foreskin Alcoholism Drugs and everything else in between cults.
I'll prepare the drinks.
Happy for you, jealous.
Where are my, where are my little, very bush speeds?
I need these.
I'll just buy them real quick.
Oh!
Oh!
Ooh!
Hey, get me some, uh...
Some hopseeds and some grape seeds.
Ah, address me!
Welcome to the cults.
When they put these in here.
You do not have the best ideas.
Exactly, I do take wonderful care of you guys.
Let's see who's the first person that enters the bar.
Let's see this.
You just joined
You've disgusted me.
I will make you so faithful.
Let's see.
Divine inspiration.
Let me get a hatchery.
Actually, no.
Let me get amber, knackle, shrine, crane.
What is this?
This is the Conceal Fire and Harvest more Devotion. Conceal Fire will draw forth more Devotion.
How do I make it so that bodies actually do something?
You know what I'm saying chat?
Like we have so many dead bodies and I don't know what to do.
Where is it?
I love this weird concept bomb.
Thank you.
Where the fuck is it?
Compost them? It's in compost?
That's grass.
Look at this.
Morg is them like, to make compost you need to take doctrine.
Wait, that ass!
No, maybe I'll just get a morgue.
What's three times follower fail?
It might be a doctrine.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, Jay.
It's not good. It's not good.
If I didn't take doctrine, what then?
Yes, I might need a bigger bar. You know what you need?
Entertainment
Entertainment y'all. Unless you already have sin.
If I do this, does the sin like, full up? Like is it like instantly full?
Or no.
Not Spidey.
It's the fourth after like Duffrin, if you didn't take it, it's cooked. Oh fuck.
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh.
Give me your scene.
Invegy get all doctrines but it's a very late game when you're finished.
Did these babies take so long to like, care for?
Alcohol! Get your alcohol!
Is anyone gonna grab their alcohol?
We have Desperado literally just got here.
I don't know how they just started drinking so much.
They are just drinking like crazy.
What the fuck?
Morgue.
Let me make a Morgue, let me build an improved healing bay.
Oh, no. You don't need to be healed. No, you need more places for the dead.
More places for the dead.
I hope more creeps and considering returning everyone to an alcoholic.
Probably this could be one of the best decisions ever.
Then I can even do this!
Group!
Police!
Give me your money.
Good, good.
See, I knew it.
I knew it.
The crypt is a good thing.
We need this face man.
Okay.
Okay, everyone's just drunk.
Hey, the cult's looking really good.
I wish there was like an easier way to upgrade stuff, but I guess not.
Let me revive one guy.
What?
Where is it?
What the fuck? I can't even revive.
Ugh.
And the eggs just never hatch.
What is up with that?
I'm gonna get good eyes, blessing.
Yes, give me your face.
Can I, like, get any of these doctrines?
Oh.
Well, I'm hooked.
Oh, and if Lauren Keelan starts fighting, break it up before someone gets hurt.
Stop fighting!
You made him cry!
That is deciding your fate.
That's... that's fucking fantastic, isn't it?
Oh, thank you, chat!
All eggs are ready to hatch!
Whoa, oh my god!
This was the chosen one.
Go forth, my chosen one.
Let me nurture you for a bit.
Good job, my chosen one.
one oh yeah you're you're very little faith but okay I'll go to the nursery bro
Oh. Oh.
Aww.
Aww.
This is...
...fine, but...
...fucked up.
I'm just gonna let you roam around, actually.
I'll nurture your child, you piece of shit.
You have also little faith.
I'm gonna see something.
I need to see who Red Wrench is 100% compatible with.
All Shelly of their friends.
This Perado.
This is a low key OP.
Perfectionate heals faster.
This is kinda OP though.
See no more?
Let me see.
The two alcoholics are in love!
And it's golden!
Oh my god.
Petable, lustful, bro!
Bro!
Actually OP.
Petable, lustful, produces a lot of sin, and more faith.
Damn, perhaps alcoholism is the way?
Fashion Mark?
Oh, what is this?
Oh, I can make this with sin.
Let's see, who else has the- oh my god, wait, if I do like lustful and lustful, what do
you think would happen?
Wondering?
parents and we got logs. I love it, Aga. Give me your money for staying all that. Fuck you.
That's amazing.
Look at all these kids.
They're a parent!
Hippie!
Perhaps it's not over.
I hear someone making up boonies over there.
Let me see if I can make bigger booze.
Big alcoholism?
I need gold and wood.
I'll make a bigger alcohol place for you guys.
Hurry not.
Ooh, we are just growing mushrooms.
why are we just growing a lot of mushrooms and I have planted like not
mushrooms
hmm
I didn't mean to go here, but okay.
Let me see what's going on.
Brainwashing ritual.
If only I can revive someone.
Alright chat.
Enough of this though.
We must head out.
It's Ray's birthday!
Let's see actually, let me just see if one more person can make a baby.
I'm curious about something.
Is it this?
Esparado and Agatharne.
Both are very lustful chat. Do you think this could work?
Two very lustful people
It work okay, would it be golden is the question? No, it wouldn't be
Well, I'll just make a lot of...
Hmm, wow.
Hmm, very proud of him, sales.
It's not golden.
Look at the children.
Yes.
So much faith already.
Okay.
Save it here.
Alright, chat.
I'm gonna- I thought I got the DLC, but I guess I haven't?
That's weird.
I thought I got like all the DLCs possible.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Agatharne is just- Agatharne is gonna be the member.
Let me open this alcoholism central.
Who would join?
Shiny hunting baby.
I am.
I'm gonna make this cult chat
genetically one of the strongest cults in the world.
Ah, of course you guys drink.
A drinking prodigy.
I see the woolhaven statue in the back, you have it?
I do, but I can't access it. See, it says requires woolhaven DLC.
Which means I don't have it, right?
I'm not too sure.
Okay, Chets. That's interesting. You can access until you beat the main game.
Oh, all right. Next time, I kind of want to see how far I can take when it comes to the cult.
I've always really liked the cult of the lamb. Let me just quit this game real quick.
I've always really liked cult of the lamb. It's so good. I kind of wish we played it more
just because the chat integration is funny as hell.
And it's nice.
Alright, chats.
I gots a thing with Rey!
I'm just gonna eat over there real quick.
But what do you think?
I'm gonna see if maybe we can beat...
How far are we from beating the main game?
I don't think we're that far.
Why the fuck are they on fucking Fortune Avenue?
That's crazy. That is crazy. All right, cats. I'm going to start eating over to Ray.
Oh, 10 hour quota is crazy. Yeah, guys. Sorry, I'm trying to reach my stream quota of 10
hours. We're playing for June Avenue.
Okay, it was fun to be with your R wife.
I hate you.
I hate you specifically.
Whatever chat.
I hope you had a fun time on today's stream.
I'm not going to be streaming for the next two days.
The plan is tomorrow.
I'm going to do a vocal rest.
Today, I try not to talk too much, right?
So I know my voice a little pretty okay,
but tomorrow I'm gonna do full vocal rest,
and the next day I'm gonna start recording everything.
Well, not everything, I'm trying to at least record
two to three, that's the goal,
out if I'm being ambitious or not,
but wish me luck chat.
And then after that, we stream.
And it's gonna be a lot of fun,
but thank you so much for coming to today's stream.
Don't forget to eat, drink, and take care of yourselves.
Also, the next time we stream,
I think it's supposed to be Matta's birthday,
so it's gonna be a ton, a ton of fun.
Don't forget to eat, drink, and take care of yourselves.
Chat.
Thank you.
I'm going to eat and drink this drink.
I'm going to eat and drink this drink.
I'm going to drink this drink.
Are we got toes?
And I'll see you guys in like two seconds on Raystreams
and then in like two days at Matas.
And then we're going to go live and just chill at cult.
Bye guys.
Huzzah!
Hip hip.
Kiii!