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I don't think I caused the issue, I don't know how could I cause the issue?
Oh man, did the vaude break?
Sorry about that.
Shit, worst thing that can happen just randomly.
Oh man, at the restart of the router, I don't know. My internet died.
Let's see, is there a way I can test if this is working?
I just hope this works now.
Go back! Yeah, should I click that weird link?
I don't know, it was just my internet just died.
I'm sorry about that, I actually hate when I have it, it's annoying.
Please work!
It's not working chat, I don't know what to do.
How can I know if the s4windows is working?
How can I know that?
into settings of the software.
Okay.
Settings.
That's why I try using the controller in the...
I did try using the controller in big picture mode.
Oh, you mean like that?
But how would that help?
Because the game is...
How would that help?
Because the controller works in other games.
I know that.
She said, it's not working in this game
because it doesn't support PlayStation games
or PlayStation controllers.
I'm plugging a normal keyboard to see if the controller works.
I don't think that would be the case.
I just want a gamepad test.
There, that's what I need.
Yeah, well, okay, this is just a website, though.
How is this connected to DS4Windows?
I need to know if it works in DS4Windows.
You can control on the game page in Steam, maybe try to save it for the game.
I tried that already.
controller settings? Yeah? Or what? Because I've already tried that. I've already tried
like that, you know?
I'm using that, I tried a bunch of different layouts as well.
I tried unplugging a keyboard when in game.
A keyboard?
This is why I use DSX for gamepads, not on Steam with an app.
I had the same problem in the past, I used to use the controller on Bluetooth after
the main menu when the bar is loaded.
I don't use Bluetooth controller.
Did you already try hide these four controller?
No, I didn't try that.
Close these four problem.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Then what?
My colony is right.
Okay.
What?
I started.
What do I use though?
Do I use this?
Do I use this?
Do I use something else?
This is a very, I'm just using a random one now.
OK, you know what?
I'm going to try the controller just for Lulz.
Now that this makes sense.
I'm going to go back.
I can try testing it off and test if the game has native control support if needed it works
and now option in DS4 Windows which is still my network.
Some gamers only connect with the X4 controllers you have to make DS4 Windows emulate as a
3.6 controller turn off steam input.
I don't know how to do any of this but DS4 Windows help, that's what I'm trying
to use but it doesn't work.
I don't know how to make, how to know if it works or not.
Try press ctrl-delete when the online logo appears on the startup.
This works for me in Dark Souls 1.
I have disabled steam input and only use DS4.
Try plugging your mouse and keyboard so the game can recognize controller only as
a device.
Okay, but how do I start the game then?
So I start first, if I do big picture mode and do that, then I can unplug it earlier.
I don't even know how to start big picture mode.
This sucks.
Yeah, I've already done right click the game, so like properties controller, I've seen
Yeah, but doesn't I don't nothing I
Like do helps
You now have nothing connected to a PC only the controller
Might work now. Yeah, I think it does
So I've never had that before.
It feels like it's working.
We're gonna need to trust it in the game though.
But how?
I have no idea.
I just turned off everything.
I'll see you close out these four.
I tried without these four before.
This is not...
Did I tab out?
Oh my God, I can't tab out.
Windows? Okay now it stopped working. Seriously. But he said not have... it stopped working now.
What the heck?
I've had all the problems today. None of my controls will work.
And also my internet died so that my stream restarted, which is ass.
Everything is ass.
These four windows usually works for me. This time it's not working at all.
I'll tab next time. Yeah, but what? I can't tab out the game or everything breaks.
That's not a really good problem fixing, you know?
I have to have everything turn off when I play?
Now it's working, but I haven't tested it in the game, so...
Truly your LH's X-Box controller?
No, I don't think so.
Every X-Box controller I've ever had has broken on me.
I would tell you, I've had several X-Box controllers, just that they break way quicker
than anything else.
Did it just stop working? Or I dropped them once and they stopped working?
Which is like, I dropped my playstation controller sometimes, but
they did not stop working. Same as like 360
wire controller I have. Yeah. It works now
when I have everything unplugged. Let's try turning on my mouse. At least I can have my mouse on.
Yeah. What if I do my keyboard?
Sekiro after these two.
I probably want Sekiro. When I played Sekiro, I had an Xbox Elite controller.
Sekiro broke my controller, or, well, the controller was bad quality.
But the controller was like 200 bucks or some shit like that.
And it breaks so easy. It's crazy.
I've lost respect for Microsoft when it comes to controllers.
Okay, we can go back to the main menu.
I imagine buying something for 200 bucks and then it breaks when you press L1 too much.
And then I opened it up and fixed it and the problem is that there's like a thin, thin,
thin plastic strip.
The whole controller is super high quality outside but if you look inside it's terrible.
It's like a thin strip of very, very thin plastic that goes from R1 to L1, and if that
snaps, which can happen when you just use it normally, the L1 button doesn't work anymore,
or none of the buttons work.
So it's like, wow, what the heck?
Okay, there's a third-party X1 controller.
I just played DS2 with last month, that works great.
Is that serious?
Yeah, it sounds like a better solution than what I am doing right now.
Ha ha ha.
You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you?
Permanence madness, D.
I mean, it's working now at least.
I can try to fix it, fix it better tomorrow.
Oh my god, don't tell me it's still working.
It literally stopped working.
Good morning, Mika and Yoshi Mika down CWC pattern.
This is the craziest shit! I need to have my...
I need to have everything unplugged.
I plugged some back- Yeah, but I didn't restart the game or anything.
Jesus Christ.
Hello! Finally.
Okay, I need to turn off my mouse and my keyboard.
This is crazy, I never had that before.
Thank you Deletion, thank you Pillah, thank you for doing it in 5 months.
Sorry I've been distracted, I tried to make this fix.
The first boss is unbearable, it's becoming more painful actually doing the no death run.
controller connect the controller to a different USB port well obviously it's
not that that's not the problem it's gonna wouldn't work now either okay let's
see uh motion blur off that's the first thing I noticed motion blur rest
should be good I guess
I guess hi, so hi it's...
Very happy.
J. Wilson production, big quarter prime, two years.
Okay, we can finally start. Sorry about all this shit.
I did not expect to read this question.
You think that it can be like either left aligned or right aligned so it doesn't like
go like flip flip flip and then flip flip flip on both sides no hurry though
this is I mean
okay let's start right the line would work yeah I think maybe right the line
would be best, honestly.
Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a dream.
Oh well, that's left a line, it works I guess.
Forgotten land.
Oh my god, it's been so long since I've seen this!
Profiles wear like exhale.
Wear.
I don't understand what you mean.
You will lose everything once branded.
Are she the symbol of the curse?
An orgy of darkness.
Your past, your future, your very light.
ah she
None will have meaning and you won't even care
It's kind of grim start. You'll be something other than human
Who's fighting a thing that feeds on souls are hollow
No lady will only run
Long ago in a walled-off land far to the north
Offers this for when I'm not using this for windows right now
Ah drying lake
I've been there once applied
But one day
You will stand before it's decrepit gate without really knowing why
I mean it's if three I think I counted four
It's funny because I kind of self-aware that way without knowing why true true this interests freaking nonsense
I get a little stressed when I have someone to take issues, sorry if I was stressed, maybe
you guys were trying to help.
But it's hard because sometimes you get the same advice over and over again if you're
streaming.
like that's why I preferred to just do the 4 streamer didn't have time today
and the mooray is a genius
What is going on?
I think that's cracking noises.
The mentors?
It's a longer intro than I remember.
You want to tell them words? Keep your nuts.
I respect it.
I think that my DS4 windows never truly worked, but there's no way to test it, which is frustrating.
That's what I think.
Yeah, if I unplug all my mouse and my keyboard and start in big picture mode,
I managed to get the game working with the controller. It's not optimal at all. It's actually terrible.
If I re-plug it even while I'm playing the game, it stops working sometimes.
They have a cool intro and then you're spawning to the shit scene.
What do you mean?
They have the newest version of these four windows?
Maybe not.
I had to uninstall one of the drivers for these four windows because it was crashing.
Is it just people standing here?
The people are still playing this game, huh?
It's crazy.
Oh my god, why is it something so loud?
Can I get invaded in this game?
Because I probably shouldn't have invasions on.
What the heck is that?
I saw things moving!
It's been so long since I've played this game, guys.
You can? Yeah, she probably turned the online off then.
There's a loot over there!
Get it from up there, I guess.
I'll have to take it back.
I remember there being a big...
monster there.
A big hole thing.
Oh my god, let's take me back.
There's some blue thing on the overlay.
Was that me?
Well, they're not there.
All the ones like you.
No, I don't have something up.
You spoke to that kind of deer, didn't you?
You're finished.
You'll go hollow.
Yes, you will become one of them.
Hollows prey upon them.
Feast upon their souls, this is the fate of the cursed.
We're starting with the base game, so we're not counting what you'll see for now.
Which we might add on later.
My name?
Oh my god.
No... F. No F.
What the? Okay. No. I was supposed to write this.
Yes, I'm sure.
What do you mean by that?
Here's your reward for sharing.
I can crop it out if you guys want me to, but there's two now.
A humanity?
Is it me?
There's another cell that's selected and the bottom left. Can you guys un-select that, Malice?
Michael?
Is it me?
I think I prefer PB above...
Total deaths, no? How do I see it?
Look at me, Chad!
Well, I look such anime boy, no?
High Strengths, Exerted Skill with weapons.
High HP and Adaptability.
We'll have to take that.
Knight might be a good idea.
Bandit, Exerted Skill with bows.
I think we're going to go knight.
Gift. Oh, is there a specific thing you want here?
We already got a human effigy, right? She gave us one though. Healing wars could be good.
Swordman looks dope. I want to survive a build though.
It's capped for now because we're doing base game.
We're starting with base game.
One more bone, seed of- tree of giant- oh yeah, I remember that.
I don't remember four though.
Petch fight something.
Is this what you give- you give the- you give the patch fight something to the birds,
right?
Don't you?
Yeah.
It's been so long since I've played.
Yeah, it's been so long since I've played.
Let's go female.
Don't worry, if we regret ourselves, we can always, if we regret ourselves, we can always
go into the sex change.
Cuffin.
I think I usually pick this one.
Why anime hair?
I mean, this hair is coolest, I think.
All the hairs are kind of bad looking.
This one looks kind of fine.
Is that a Lena?
Hair color.
Brown.
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows, oh my god.
Oh my lord. What's going on here?
I think the ones we started with were pretty good.
Naked bald!
Wait, uh, can I go bald?
That's pretty good too.
Eyebrow color.
Eye color.
Blue is pretty cool I guess.
How about... how about... green?
That's like more yellow.
I think I did!
You know? Thank you for the prime 4 months.
Tattoo? In the face? Nah.
Okay, advanced settings.
Oh shit, you can really go into it.
Can I go change my skin color?
Can I?
Maybe not.
Okay, pretty good.
Can I save it?
Maybe not.
That is me.
I don't know.
I'm trying to save my skin.
Okay, one, 25 months.
I don't mind the skin color.
I don't mind the skin color per se.
No scars option?
What?
I hate...
The lead's gonna hate that.
Well, you never know.
Orange Knight.
Why are you laughing at me?
the door and try to run to the door.
And remember, go run for yourselves.
The door would keep you from going the hard way.
Oh, wow, for you no longer.
Correct posture.
You lose yourselves.
All of them.
Nobody's a negative.
Do it and over again.
If you're 100% of the eldering and adore them, you should play Dark Souls 3 maybe?
I'm just laughing at me constantly guys.
Cheers.
Perfect.
I'm not so orange anymore.
This is a limbo, a link between Drunk Lake and the Outer World.
Fair trouble.
I know that you must have a story.
Why else would you visit such a place?
This must decayed kingdom.
God damn this game is peak, isn't it?
Let me see if I can find some items and stuff, because I need to start remembering where items are.
Human effigy? That's good. I'm already human though, so I don't need it anymore I think.
Because I'm not gonna die ever.
I feel like I remember chests here somewhere.
That's where I came from though, no?
I feel like I remember chests.
You're not.
Upstairs?
Oh, there's more behind the barrel?
I remember chests.
I have this feeling of chests.
You know?
the ogre? yeah I know the ogre. no I don't see anything else here.
Chessicles.
keep looking at chests.
I know there's the ogre here, but I don't know how to get to him. I think he's gonna go out this way, but I don't think I want to fight the ogre yet, right?
I'm gonna just die from him. maybe not the best.
Starts
I like
The opening for the hundred bitties
The heck we're gonna continue here examine
Oh, here.
Here's the tutorial.
Tutorial time!
We had to go to the ogre then.
Well, I guess we could use the tutorial.
We can do the tutorial once, you know?
It's been a while since I played it, I'm not going to lie.
Attack.
Target lock.
Let's see if we survive the Toriho.
I also want to change like the audio levels a little bit.
Sunficu go down.
Voice can go up.
Sure.
Yeah, I think that should be way better.
Wow! You fell to your death in the tutorial? Oh, bro. I hope I don't do that.
Backstab?
Ah! Oh my god, I didn't... I was too short. I didn't know I was here.
Can I like, light these up?
Look at that guy! Is he protecting the... Isn't that the sex change coffin?
It is? Yeah!
Bagger.
Roll.
Ow.
It's what you get weapon.
It's what you get weapon.
It's what you get weapon.
switch a good weapon so far so good yeah this is exchange coffin in this game
you go to it you go inside it there's a little cussing and then you change your
gender why like what what else
Just how it goes.
It's not full respect, just gender.
Yes, everything stays the same.
You don't even, like, you don't, it wouldn't surprise me if half the people that do it
don't even know what happened.
Let's just go there and accidentally change your sex.
Oh shit, Leo, I think you put it, if I get to stop.
Aren't I supposed to like light all these things up?
I can't light them up here though.
Is there any idea of them doing the rest of the tutorials?
Just time...
Not now.
Oh.
Ah.
Two hand.
Oh.
Ah.
Two hand.
Ah.
Ah, the two hand.
You need to hold, you can just press.
What's my favorite soul's like?
Probably Eldering.
Ah! Oh my god, jumping.
Nah, this is where I died the first time.
I don't think it's worth doing jumping yet
Okay in this game you jump okay, huh, so early to start jumping bro, that's where I draw the line
That's where I draw the line chat
Welcome home Russian one nine months
Wahoo
Face streamer you have you have to light everything. I
I have to like everything you say in the game. I can't even swore into something that happened when you light stuff up.
Oh my god, why so many people died here?
Oh my god, is it time? Oh my god, Chad.
Oh my gosh, so beautiful.
Oh, it's been so many years, Chad!
It's been so many years.
Oh, the music!
The music!
I'm ready for hold!
I remember you can pick up a mace or a morning star early, or maybe that's the first game.
Yeah, it's definitely not the best Dark Souls game, but it's definitely a good game.
Seek less, less?
Bearer, seek less, less?
yeah I usually don't do it the redeem the moment I get redeem pokey hold on
I'm gonna fall off the edge are you the next one she's so cool I'm barely a
pool of feet the error of the curse the error of the curse I will remain by
your side till this frail hope shatters take this with you make a new journey
essence last see the king he who made dragon leg what it once was he who
appeared at the essence of the soul. King Vendry.
Bearer of the curse, seek misery. For misery will lead you to greater, stronger souls.
You will never meet the king with the souls of Freyja and Palin.
those whose names are unutterable before endowed with immense souls their souls
will serve as beacons once you have found them return here to me so that hope
we got all the lore
They are of the curse seek souls larger more powerful souls
Seek the king's outfit
Let's this land swallow you whole as it has so many others
Okay
That's his last shard, ok.
First guy I want to kill, ok I don't remember where any of the balls are guys, so the rift
me.
The first thing, the first balls I gotta go to is Last Giant, so we just need to figure
out where he is.
I mean, I'm gonna learn a few runs where everything is, you know?
What's a global death can up to?
A zero.
Here's the thing.
Oh, this is the press guide that's always by the...
In the central hall, man.
Yeah.
It is a kind of...
Yeah.
No, the global.
Oh, the global in the game.
Ah, I'll check, I'll check, I'll check.
Thank you for the...
Prime 29 months.
Iron Fish Fingertree 1, 9 months.
Oh my god!
Wait, how many is this?
Oh my god!
Holy shit, wait!
How much is that?
Well, I can't even begin to try to...
Tell you how much that is.
Jesus Christ, $7 billion?
$700 million?
$705 million. Oh my god.
This is crazy.
What do you mean I'm about to get it up to a billion?
I need to turn my game offline so I don't get invaded, bro.
That'll be so tragic if I died because I got invaded.
Alright, let's say I explore Majula a little bit here.
Oh yeah, he needs something to begin selling stuff.
Who are you?
Oh, it doesn't matter.
Just help me open this door.
The flight was invalid.
I packed my tools in here, seeing it was vacant.
And now somebody's gone and locked the door.
Somebody opens the door, I remember.
I think he has the Maze I'm going to use.
Climb over.
I don't think I can climb, but I need to find the key.
There's one in the place you go down.
Oh god.
Try life.
And try jumping.
There's a kitty cat.
She's not here yet.
Hello there.
Hello.
Welcome to my shop.
Is this thing going to sell some maize?
I'm moving.
And I sell armor.
Sorry.
Please do have a look at my wares.
That aint a good idea.
I could really use the business.
If you'd be still kind.
Calm.
His arm is good. Yeah, I remember killing this guy.
I did look to see him, didn't I?
Is it only Jimbo that can change the order of this because I'm at the PB to be above
Now that I see it I don't like it I think shard nice yeah okay we'll wait for Jimbo
I don't know that, I just don't know where you're really.
Oh my god, it's been so long I played, seriously.
I'm so excited to experience it again, I just didn't figure out where to go first.
Oh
Is this fast shard, it's pretty quick isn't there pig here to attacks you. Oh, yeah, Ron. I remember them killing me
Oh my god, I have no stamina. Oh
Shit, it takes oh my god my stamina was so short
Yeah, I don't know if I've died then but I remember them, I think they can be kinda
harsh.
Hello?
Oh yeah, he's sitting in front of her.
There are the cars.
Seek, seek, they must listen.
Oh man, it feels nostalgic man.
Oh man it feels nostalgic man.
Okay so I gotta hit that thing every time.
Oh the pigs are here!
The pigs!
I don't know if they're dangerous for real though.
I don't remember if you actually learned English or if I just got like a little flashback.
You're very a fatty. Shut up.
How did I miss?
The ferocious piggies.
Oh my god, the hitboxes, bro!
Literally standing in front of me.
First boss fight. Why does a freaking tanky, though?
Okay, it hits me when it's not aiming at me, but I don't hit it.
That's totally fair.
Fair.
Totally fair.
Kill him enough.
So the bigger spawn.
Oh yeah!
The bigger spawn.
Okay, okay.
Ow.
I was trying to use the bonfire, and they're in the way, so I'm already half HP.
God damn it.
It takes so much longer because I don't hit them.
There we go.
Bear of the C-seek-seek-lest.
God damn it, there's still one left.
You have to, you have to let it linger.
Defeated by Pig.
Piglet.
And I want the chaff for you.
Pig is a real boss.
And I can at least sit by the bonnie.
Also in this game you can travel from the start.
Okay, alright. I don't know if there's anything else I left in Majula that I need to do.
Is that where I go first?
So wait, this is also where I make the game harder, right?
Isn't there a morning star here? Or am I stupid?
No wait, there's a morning star... I think there's a morning star somewhere.
or somewhere like on the corner around the pillar around there? Miss Cat's house? Oh did I?
Yeah this is where you make the game hard. If you like it hard.
Covenant of the Yanks. Music stops.
You can drop down and start Majula. Right.
Do it?
Bro, I'm not stupid.
Hidden door?
Hold.
It looked hidden.
Is this it?
That's not a chain so it can't be a mimic.
This feels like I'm going the right direction. Fair mermic correctly.
Oh yeah this this seems familiar. Dark spirit?
Oh, really?
Hold on.
I don't know if I want to go here yet.
I want to keep exploring Medjula a little bit longer.
Huh.
Where can I drop down?
I don't see it, where'd you drop down here?
The cat house!
Is the cat house here?
I don't see two houses.
Three houses.
Maybe I didn't go into this house.
I remember these statues is a bit hoisted on me, bro.
Oh, I thought the cat was in the merchant house for some reason.
Meow!
Oh!
I'm dead, Ollie.
I'm dead, are we?
I'm drunk, I'm mean.
There's not much time remaining.
Just about ready to fall apart, aren't they?
Not to stare as a mac to the right.
Not exactly the time to be chatting with the cat.
Well, suit yourself.
Can you give me the cat ring?
You may call me Shao Kua.
Shao Kua?
I'm on a page.
And that's exactly how a cat would be like.
Don't eat me.
Yeah, she sells a cat ring.
Sort of HP from each defeat of foe.
Reduces fall damage.
It works the same as like in the other games, right?
So if you take too much fall damage you'll die even, but you just take reduced fall damage when you're not supposed to die from it.
Yeah, it's worthless in other words.
Easier to be detected by enemies, easier to connect to players from the same god, can hear voices of foes.
I don't have any money.
You need the cat ring to go down the well? I don't think you need it. It just helps you not take so much damage.
Good for going down the well before ladder. Right, this well. Oh yeah, you get a ladder.
But that's if you do like the quest of the merchant now. Or? Somebody wants to go down the ladder.
Okay, uh, was there something else I missed? Somebody said you can go like behind something?
both not notorious fake but it's your one the private two months right up the
hill here it's good if I learn Majula so we can do it really fast
Ah, look, I can drop down here.
Uh...
Morningstar!
I knew it!
I'm wondering if the Morningstar is a better starting weapon.
Oh yeah, the binoculars.
And then I'll switch to the maze afterwards.
This gray has bleed, it's blunt.
Yeah, it's one thing in two.
I need to two-handed to use it, right?
Because if I one-handed, it's unusable now.
Yeah.
I need to two-handed.
OK, cool.
First souls?
Uh, no?
What?
Sorry, what?
Hull.
Cling.
Oh, all the memories coming back to me, Chad.
I'm excited to play so many memories oh yeah I remember like I feel like we
haven't even had any first enemy someone to pick let's yeah wait I don't even have
my asses here oh I want to switch place I guess I don't do that in this game
do you heal with this reverse hollowing does it also heal you fully is a good
back up heal like in their souls one no oh shit it's kind of worthless for me
we're not gonna jump brawl
Very sus.
Yum.
How do people die here?
What is that going to fall off?
I guess I don't care about falling off.
Be wary of chests.
What?
What do you mean?
There's another one last chest.
Oh, I don't need that.
What is it loot over here?
I don't want to jump.
It's too far.
Bro, it's super mega far.
I can drop the effigy.
What is it loot over here?
I don't want to jump!
It's too far!
Bro, it's super mega far!
You can drop the effigy at the bird's nest, the tutorial to get a special eye at it.
Right.
Oh yeah, the bird's nest is at the tutorial!
Do I have to do the jumping thing for that?
What am I said?
Possible.
Oh shit, there's two enemies, there's a hollow, too.
Oh, he's sat on my face.
Oh my god, I'm going to die from the first enemy roll.
Holy drinking is so slow.
Wow, hold on, okay, okay, I want to get this guy first, I don't want to have two enemies
at once.
rolling so weird and clunky I found that hip a hard yeah we should learn to
kill him at least what that but I roll shit shit
Fish he get up so quick too. I think I stand behind him and he sits
We're gonna farm this guy
Right, it's starting to get hard to go behind them.
She's hit on the tree now.
Nice.
So proud.
Nice.
I don't know if I should be worried about the water being deep.
I'm going to try exploring the first few rounds to get familiar with the game again
because it's been so long.
Oh, look at that.
That's the game there.
maha maha chat maha chat might invade you yeah but I don't know how to go
offline I guess you got it in the main menu yeah this is the peak game you've
been hearing about I think there's a bonfire yet right there
maha
Is this game the game that if you die a lot, you get punished for it and they make it harder
for you?
Or like, how is it again?
Yeah?
HP goes down?
You got to run steam in offline mode, okay?
Because if we die, I don't think we're getting invaded, but we'll see I guess.
The worst scenario we were learning to start with a game on.
Shouldn't be too afraid of dying here.
Surely no one will invade us.
I mean if we die we die, you know what we're gonna do.
Like it, where did all these guys come from?
Did I just get a quick damage while I was rolling?
That makes sense.
Adaptability?
Of course.
Ah, that's ability, my love.
Is this the way they came from?
Because it just came out of nowhere.
Is that for a heal, I guess?
Where did he come from?
Ha!
Ambush the game!
I think they came from up there, maybe.
Up the hill you can kind of like see you can be there, but I don't think I can come from here
So yeah, how much points they want to get an adaptability that's a good question actually 20
It's the best from soft game
Yeah, right. Holy shit. I'm so fast and ladder. Oh my oh no. I don't remember this part. Oh
My god, I have bad memories now
I don't know why it's bad, but this is bad for some reason.
Oh, a new game, plus I think this spawn new enemies here.
I got some bad mojo here, chat.
I guess just an ambush, let's take everything else.
PTSD.
Oh, it's everyone awake.
Oh, there's a guy up there.
Oh, there's a real enemy there.
Like that guy looks like Miega.
Well, hold on.
Ah!
It's those bomb!
Bomba!
So everyone is alive.
And there's only a broken straight sword here.
Okay, one thing that strikes me right away is that how short my range is with this weapon
is crazy actually.
I think I'm gonna use a life gem.
Why does it take so long to use?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Oh, it heals you a lot though.
Not too bad.
I can't be a hero, baby.
Rai-Shin is getting stacked too.
I can't kiss away the pain.
Okay, I'm just trying to learn where the loot is.
So I'm going to be a bit explorary this time.
As time goes on, I'm going to explore the rest of my soul.
I can't be your hero.
Where am I?
Oh is this how it will continue?
I can go up the ladder.
The ladder will take me up where the other guys are.
This is taking me forwards in my playthrough.
If I go over here, around, then I go and kill that guy up there.
So is this game really bad with giving you asses flat?
What the?
What?
Did I punch him twice and I fall down?
That is so rude!
What is the need for them first?
I get let me guess, adaptability.
Oh, he does more damage than the other.
Oh yeah, I have to jump here.
Good to learn jumping to be honest, because I'm going to need it.
I don't know if I would die from this fall damage.
It's possible that I would.
Time to find out.
We're on a stamina.
Oh, I want to hit you.
Oh, I take more damage if I run on a stamina.
So if I get an attack after I attack, do I take more damage in this game?
I'll trap ahead.
I think the game is easiest played if you just inspect the trap every quarter.
I did not remember that.
Happy birthday.
Oh, but keep happy birthday to you.
Bro, why can't I exit the room?
Oh, shit, big boy.
So far, so good chat.
So far we've vibed in on here.
Here's something scary sounding though.
Launching sit.
How is this a trap?
Hang butthole.
Ah, I love the souls community.
There's 100% an ambush here as well, even though I just ran into an ambush, it's another
ambush here.
Mark my words.
See what I mean?
How did I do it with this vest?
I think the fire bombs do more damage than the- but I think if I go up, there's gonna
be even more enemies.
Is ambushed a game?
Bro, what was happening with my target thing?
of all the games I can play, no that's wrong, why this, no I should range, yeah, oh the
buckler, oh that's nice, buckler is good against, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
There's a way you can face the boss early, but I want to avoid that I assume because otherwise he will kill me.
Okay, here's the next bonfire to the right I believe, so I'm just going by feeling right now.
Like I haven't played this game in so many years, I'm just going by feeling.
Like I feel like, because I've had 200 hours in this game which is not that much, but it depends on who you compare to.
If you compare to a normal person, yeah it's a lot.
I've just a bonfire in here.
Remember quite a lot of it? Yeah, bonfire. And here you can break this wall.
And this breaking this wall will open a shortcut. And that's where you fight the
pursuer for the first time if you go into that arena. Yeah, I remember. And
this guy's the one you buy life gems from. But you gotta buy
the fire bombs and they're gonna anger each other right so that you attack the
barrels of behind the the wall
I don't have chocolate seriously.
She sells you the shitty life gems, yeah.
Only ten?
I think there's a way you can make yourself more.
Also the key to the blacksmiths...
Okay I should probably do this right? A thousand.
Oh I can summon somebody.
What do you think his name could be? To be censored like that?
Wood? Bedwood?
I'm maxating? No no you can see how much you want. Please.
Red Toad.
Oh yeah I gotta talk to her to go make her go back.
me set up come again later later making it later sack beating sack beat
maxing I'm snack maxing oh sorry pokey I got distracted by the game
Stand back. This is dangerous work.
The name's Nenekrust, just as simple backsmith.
And you are...
another useless trebler.
A man ought to labor with his feet planted firmly in the earth.
Not robo-bond like you, fertitious fatbonds.
Oh, what do you think, Master? Come on, show me what you've got.
No equipment. Let me have a look. But do it quick.
Bye, item. How much for the maze, bro? I'll take it.
I'll be around if you make it back.
Thank you.
Is that better range for love of god?
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Seek, seek, let's, let's, let's.
Shut up.
Bear, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's,
let's, let's, let's, let's, let's.
Stretch.
On the dongle.
I'm sorry, sorry, okay for scamming you.
for scamming you
Swicks vrish, now I'm going to hit the back as well
hit the back, damn it
let's level up, let's start with the dept build
the bullshit start, as I said before
yeah, let's start with that
thanks
she has so many fjads
that's fucked
ok, see you later
wait, what is this?
Oh, on the other side of the house.
Hiya!
We should do the sense, yeah?
And shoe, please.
Honey, come!
We've worked here one to one, seven whole days.
Where should we?
Thank you for the tier one, thirty one months.
Happy birth-
Happy-
Happy birthday?
Wait, isn't there a hole here later?
Oh, it's here.
That's the hole.
I need to exhaust your conversation.
Malensha? Malenia?
Is Malenia a birthday? Yeah, I mean not have a birthday, I mean Merry Christmas.
Is Malenia with the Mensha? Malensha.
Yeah
Merry birthday, bro
I need to spend 10k souls on her
I'm gonna buy all her stuff
Yeah, yeah, she's going back. She's going back.
Question is, do I go down here first?
Is there any point of going down here?
Or...
Oh my god, it scared me.
Or do I just go down in the hole right away?
Or do I try to break the wall? I don't know.
Explore Noel.
It's a no death throw, not a explore happy run.
I think I'm supposed to go down here, but I don't know if there's any idea to go back.
Yeah, this is where the last giant is.
Not a post.
I knew it!
I was like, ah, here are footsteps.
I'm gonna be ambushed, aren't I?
Where did he even come from?
I'm not playing Tintigrel yet, no.
Is this a boss fight?
No.
No. Well, yes. Yet no.
What?
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
Oh! I recognize this.
I'm guessing this is locked.
Here's where the boss spawns, somewhere around here, if you go up there.
So the shortcut is not that big, honestly.
Fertile man.
Fertile black man.
Bro, where did he come from?
Ah! Oh, my health!
Where did he come from though?
Got sprayed with them
Don't get greedy, don't get greedy
Okay, do not go up here. It's a trap. I guess there's nothing worth getting there. See ya
Here I can explode this wall. Oh shit. Who do I get thrown? Oh this guy's up here
Open shortcut for me
What?
By aim please.
Ugh, why can't they by aim?
Is there a way you can do like a drop attack from zero in this game?
Oh
It's worse aim than me honestly
Oh my god, he sucks
You have a bomb, have you?
I didn't realize I had one.
You have a bomb? I do? I didn't realize I had one. I have one bomb! Okay I don't know how
aim them I just I just aim should be like
well it works shortcut unlocked
Kobe yeah two thousand two thousand hours in the original DS2 game damn
Yeah, more rain or air, let's go.
Let's see if I can try to get a good thing on with these guys.
I can kick somehow. Hold on.
Should I kick like in Dark Souls 1?
Oh yeah, we can kick.
Is that kind of a kick? Like a little parry thingy?
Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.
It's the same sort of one.
And Jackal, take it up to your one... one year.
Patches!
Oh, god, this place sucks now.
My friend!
His voices are weird.
have a very good reason. Isn't this Patches? I thought it was Patches.
My name is Pate. Pate.
My journey hither and thither on a sort of treasure hut, you might call it.
Pate. Be careful out there.
There's talk of unsavory bandits who prey upon travelers like yourself.
Like you?
I don't think I should go in there, no?
I don't know if it's worth it.
What I need is souls to level up and life gems and good weapons and stuff, I guess.
Team of patches.
Here's some steps walking.
All right, let's see here.
Where's the trap here?
Yeah I need something, let's go.
Holy shit!
Light crossbow.
uh-oh, doggy's here
the adrenaline is getting barked at, chat
feed message
I don't have a Yoshi cam right now, cause Ella stole it
I haven't installed it yet
There we go, sweet.
Romulus while streaming.
Of course!
What else would I do it?
Mailbreaker, infantry helm.
Helm it would be nice.
How do I know how thick my roll is?
55 out of 55
No, that's that's their ability now and 50% and 50% is that a medium?
How like my feet
Seven is about bad roll.
Okay, okay.
Winged spear.
Fire bomb.
I think I'm going to use a life gem.
Master!
Master!
Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings!
Yeah, the giants!
Giants! They're attacking the Giants!
Ah, jeez.
Ah, what?
Three hits in one combo?
Bro, what the heck?
They're attacking the Giants, bro.
Examine.
Alas, nothing happens.
Oh, I need to come back here later, no?
Large Soul of Undead?
I need to use all these souls to level up and rise up.
not just hoard them like I usually do.
Alas, earwax.
It's just a tree. Alright, right. It's just a tree.
Just attacking a tree for no reason. Is that what this is?
Nothing.
Okay. Oh wait, isn't that a Hobart?
Hobart? Something you get here?
I have memories of something.
Hermes of uh, Hallberg or something like that. Hallbergs.
How did I do a jump attack?
I think I'm gonna go ahead and use a life gem again.
Booga weapon here.
Four door two?
I tried doing that, it didn't work for me.
Here here's the weapon.
Something's gonna push me off, right?
Here's the weapon I'm talking about.
Hubbard!
Yeah!
Oh shit!
Ah, why would I think nothing was gonna happen?
One more time, please, guys.
I'm sure nothing's gonna happen here, though, right, guys?
That's my last words.
Okay, okay. I think now it's time for the boss, maybe.
No, no, no, not yet.
I'm back in here.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Is this a shortcut?
Yeah, I need to use a...
Right. Shortcut and long.
I forgot you survived. I just stayed calm.
Okay, but you are alive. I know that much.
oh yeah here's the I can't go and level up now there's a bonfire Bonnie
This game ruined an entire year for me.
Blinkie Blankie Bear of the Crap Seek the last one.
Bro that takes me back.
More adaptability!
Okay, what should I upgrade my adaptability before I start upgrading other things?
NO THAT'S A TUNE MENT!
Oh well, I gotta make some mistakes
You live and you learn huh? You live and you learn?
Ripsoles, shit. Well, you know you got a
a mage-filled incoming I guess.
We gotta make some mistakes.
Better to make them early than to make them later. Now I won't make that mistake again, surely.
Minus three, bro.
Minus three. And it's gonna get more expensive to level up as well.
Wait, is there anything back here? Let me just double check.
Oh my god, I almost ran.
from? What about over here? So every enemy that looks like it's dead, it's just not dead.
It's just a joke. It's a little, haha, I got you every time. That's kind of based.
Get pranked bro, haha! Haha! I gotta say this game is very mechanically different from
from Dark Souls 1 and 3.
You can definitely feel like it had a different creator, you know?
It's not a region ring.
I don't know where that is, no.
Is that easy to get?
That sounds really important.
Okay, this is a boss fight though.
though I know that for a fact.
You trying to parry me?
Oh he has a rapier.
He's gonna parry you.
Locked. Where the heck did he come from though?
He's had a room with a couple of these catapult things.
Ohhhh.
Isn't that boss door looking door what is it important to get that how we do the
boss first
just sitting at locked door it's important to get the ring right but
Toad face
First boss dad first boss
Hear me out chat
Oh
Would it
This is exactly like, uh, hella ring giants, pretty much.
Not exactly, but similar.
What the?
Okay.
That's kind of weird, but a ring.
I'll take it.
Holy, stop taking a sip, huh?
drinking some Sunny Vee
yeah break time
thirsty
ow, it's not
oh my god, really?
time for a soft break
he just took off his arm, bro
I can't read your chat.
come here and die, please first boss down boom, baby.
boom.
all right 10k gold money there's no illusionary wall here.
There's no illusionary walls here, that's lies.
Level of Toonman again!
Yeah!
Time to go back and level of Toonman!
Good idea.
How long is this game?
It's freaking super-mai long.
Why did it rip his left arm to where it's right arm seems frightful, so you could use
his left arm directly to hit you with?
Nah bro, we need a longer reach for some reason.
Pressure marks.
Alright, where do I even go back up?
Oh yes, through here.
So I'm done here now, right?
Go up now.
Not long enough for me.
Can't we make it so the PB goes up automatically when it's a PB?
Maybe it's only once I die.
Majula time!
This is not the first...
I have 200 hours in the game, but from like 2017 or something, all bosses, but not
they'll see yet.
We saw with vanilla.
Seek souls.
Larger, more powerful.
Seek them.
Okay, not attunement now.
Okay, not attunement.
Adaptability.
How much do I get? 20?
And that is enough.
Should I get like, should I do some bigger too?
Do some strength?
Should I get myself started?
Let's do it.
Adjie? Adjie? Not adaptability?
Better seek the kindness.
Level up. Adaptability to 30. Okay. You mean adaptability not adjie?
What the heck is, there's no adjie. Okay cool.
So what I want to go for is adaptability to 30? Or 20 maybe?
70, 80? Bruh.
Add Jill to right.
Oh, that's your agileness. How much would I want that?
100. You said 100?
I see, I see, I see. I know how much you mean.
99 for rolls, 100 for backstep, 105 for
S to speed. Right. But he's fine.
fine. Okay, okay, okay. And then I have, then I want obviously Vigor and Endurance, I guess
that's my health and stamina, yeah. And then I want to add Strengths. What is Vitality?
Equipment load. And Poison Rest and Fiscal Death. Atunement I have already, some. So
I probably want strength, so bigger endurance strength is going to be a mainstab besides
the dance ability of course, which is my rolling, which is stupid that it made a thing
for that or whatever.
And I'm going to play this if I can, hello?
Andrei!
But, green.
The Hulk Andrei.
But show me what you've got.
The Hulk and Ray.
Under Adjelty, if you drink more in fights instead of using Hearthstone?
No opinion?
Okay.
Jess!
Jess the head.
Short bow.
96 agility to give you one more eye frame than...
Alright, now what?
Wait, is it time to go down in the hole here?
Hold on, what's the next boss?
The next boss is the Pursuer.
Is that back where I was?
The Giants now?
Stopped on the hole.
I got the Soldier Key.
Alright, I got the Soldier Key.
The question is where the heck did I go to?
You got the Soldier Key from the last Giants.
platform and the guy was throwing firebombs from. Yeah, but that was the first... that's
not the... that's not the official place where you meet him. That's like just a little pre-course.
What about up here? This looks like a shortcut area.
Potentially. Oh, that's where I was supposed to go. Holy shit. Oh, let me guess. It's a trap.
Why is it so dark here?
It wasn't a trap, I'm surprised.
Let me add some more life gems to my inventory here.
Ah, right again.
What a big storm.
Hurray for Roland.
I think all the stone chests are safe.
Divine Blessing.
I think that cures your...
cures you?
Full resource HP and cures all status effects. It could be good to have just in case of emergency.
Zero deaths so far? Yeah, but only one boss.
You sure it's by the big stone sword you have to walk up?
Wait, is this not here?
Yeah, we should start doing gambas.
Maybe like, will I be able to defeat three bosses or something?
Okay, there's nothing here, Chad.
Literally nothing.
None.
None.
I don't know.
Do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do.
There's a door near the ambush short.
Right, so then I gotta go down here.
I did get the chest, yeah.
Was another chest, I miss.
I gotta go through here.
Right, I remember now. You're right.
It's definitely here.
I might have somebody coming up behind me, too.
No.
This door.
Oh yeah, this takes me back man.
Yeah, that checks out.
That checks out.
In this ghost, in this gasp, which no one knows,
the rise of truth is going to come.
In the battle, in the battle.
How is this a trap?
On new enemy time.
Oh shit, is it boss time right away?
Oh yeah, I think so.
Okay.
Okay.
You remember? Yeah.
Look at the yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy.
I need a short gamma for the pursuer. It's a pretty big boss, no?
Okay, there's no more here. I don't know if it's a parry pursuer or not.
I mean, it's been so long. I don't know if I know the parry timing, but I remember using the buffer in the past.
Oh, I can't use it.
I need more dex.
Okay.
No buckler, guys.
No buckler.
Uh-oh!
Spaghetti-o's!
We got a gamba!
We got a gamba chat!
Gamba, gamba, gamba, gamba.
I like to get up there.
I like to get up there.
I like to get up there.
I like to get up there.
got a gamba chat. Gamba, gamba, gamba, gamba. I like to get a bear.
Wait, hold on.
Do I remember everything you write about this boss fight?
Is there some twist to it?
Shit.
I just remember parrying it. Oh my god, I made it up there.
Is this some gimmick?
Bow, Ballistas? I gotta kill the Ballistas? Better life saving on this?
Oh?
That ain't my life savings.
Oh, but you're believing.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think I'm going to use a ballistas at it.
I guess.
Okay.
I thought there were going to be ballistas that shoot me.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, let's go.
Pray for me.
I used to only parry this guy.
I love this guy.
He's one of my favorite bosses in Nautilus too,
because they're so fun to parry him,
but I can't use my butler, so...
It's an easy boss.
Yeah, if you know him, I guess.
I don't know if he's...
Yeah, I think it's kind of a challenge
if you don't know what's happening.
Is the atom tonight rain? Oh my god yes!
That would be so sick.
Oh an invasion of pursuer! That would be so cool actually.
Just like an attack where you charge us up.
Ow!
I definitely missed my opportunity there.
Ah what the heck? Oh my god!
No, be Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, oh my god my healing is so slow.
Oh lord.
I keep eating the live gems I guess.
Chad, it's so slow, everything is so slow.
Wait for my stamina, don't be greedy, definitely don't want to be greedy here.
See me use that shield bro?
I think that it hits me there.
What the heck is going on?
Attacks hit me but should not hit me.
Ah I'm so slow it's crazy!
Oh my god.
Okay, just stay close to him, he's easier to dodge than.
I don't want to stand over there.
Holy, that ability is so fast.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Stamina?
Want to buy stamina? What the heck happened now? He's like weak.
I got stuck in him. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, alright, alright. I didn't die for a single moment.
I doubt it. Did you see how low my health fell?
I was like one hit away or one and a half hit away.
Wait, thought about valuable lesson how you seem calm and not panic, like I always do.
Yeah, you need to focus on dodging.
And not like a panic mode, yeah for sure, it helps a lot.
Pursuer!
First trial, let's go.
With that pairing too.
Oh, Picklepea!
Pumper rum!
Pumper rum!
No wait, it's kidnapped!
Oh shit!
Wait, it's Kidnap!
Oh shit!
I found a speckle!
AHHHHHHH!
I Kidnap.
Alright, see ya I guess.
We're like, oh shit, Sentry!
Sentry!
Oh god, no.
Wait, I don't think I should do this yet.
Yeah, I know, they're in the Tori area.
I'm not paying yeah
My next boss I have a order a rough order. I don't have to follow it old dragonslayer. So that's that's a different area
Adult amber
Yeah, this can be tough
Let's get the plus damage ring. Oh great. I
Mean I do plus damage or I take more damage because you don't know in this game. You're gonna four rings in this game. Oh
Look at that. I do more damage
yes go I'm playing scholar for sense I'm a Juli here we go I have 10 fingers
Only for them. I am not too chunky.
Blinkie Blinkie
I knew you'd be around soon.
Blink
Nice.
I'll be around.
I'll be around?
Catchy blacksmith?
Bear of the curse. Seek, seek, nesquist.
Sorry, I'll take from that.
I'd have to build the again, I guess.
20.
Let's get it to 20 and then we can upgrade all the things too.
Seek, seek, less, bearer, and level up more.
Should I wait for 20 in 20 for a bit or should I keep going to 30?
Because I feel like I need to do bigger as well, so 20 is good.
Keep going.
21, 15.
I don't want to like lose everything else because I'm just doing it at the built-in.
Easy at 100 in agility.
Okay, let's see what I have.
I have a 97.
Okay.
I have a 97. Okay
Go until a Jiltus is a hundred nine and I'm not okay
Torch oh what we can do that right good to know
The next area to go? How do I not have the torch?
There we go.
There's another way to go now, but I don't remember exactly how, where and why.
Definitely not by the piglets, let's be sure.
I wouldn't wish dox just to permanent on my worst enemy. Here we are.
Go to Hydi. The heck is that? Oh here! Is it here?
No. Hooray for whole! Other way. Oh in the in the little archway. Yeah yeah.
Stone ring in things between. Produces enemy voice. That seems good. I don't know where things...
oh wait that's in the start area yeah oh yeah we can totally do that
also it's probably got the pickle pee pump around pump around
yeah get some free loot bro free loot
Is it behind or is it forward?
And it's amazing.
I'm excited to play this game again.
It's been so long.
Because there's definitely something you can...
Oh, don't tell me it's like...
Oh, man.
Uh...
Is it here?
Yeah.
I talked to the lady for a little, but...
Uh...
Is it down here?
Cross the bridge to the right.
Ah, yeah, I remember now.
And here's a big swamp.
Get up, my swamp!
I remember I killed him with my fist once, it took forever.
Like right out of the spawn, I killed him with my fists.
Yeah, I'm looking for a few things here, I guess.
I want to have that ring that makes the enemy voice down.
Anything that can help me, I'm just boring now.
Ow, it slapped.
Let me out.
Another big boy.
Get up, my swamp!
Stone ring.
That's it, right?
Stone ring.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Fling, fling, fling along.
Fling, fling, fling along.
Anything else that should get here?
Stone ring?
I feel like if I drop down here, I'll survive.
Is guarding another item?
A fairy star is a flame, I will spectrify.
YOLO!
No, you will die.
Oh.
I'll use the item.
So fine, resin.
Keep thinking I can never live.
Is this it then?
I guess that's it.
Oh, I was thinking it.
I thought you'd bound my song.
But then I spent so many down.
Da da da da da da da.
And I grew strong.
Ba ba ba da da da da.
Can you get the ladle please?
right still determined as ever I see
only their butts
you wish to start all over again no no
no go along then I put I take the chest upstairs yeah my name is Millipet
The old women who wants fire keepers I am here to look after them
It is what my mother did. I was wrong, Monterey.
I mothered your hair and saw.
The old women, but now, and the king, the old woman.
I don't think you're telling me anything else.
Oh, let's continue then, yeah?
I pump from, pick or fee.
Uh, which one is it? Is it the last tutorial?
So, let's see.
First one.
Oh.
I know the first one okay let's run through it quick then.
are we stalling? no I'm trying to learn I'm gonna probably be exploring the first few
rounds just so I can get like an optimised
right trying to remember how to do a jump attack let's see it's all about timing
oh there yeah it's all about timing
maybe jumping is required no no jumping please
Jumping is terrible.
Do I have a router strat? No.
Ha!
I'm not gonna stand with my back against that.
Okay what should I drop for her? I should drop a human effigy?
Should I restart the game every time?
Oops, I think I should press leave not discard.
Should I restart it?
Or can I just like drop a bunch of things at the same time?
I think my new backstab is a real thing, I know, yeah.
I'll just pick it up.
Oh, no.
She doesn't like it.
Okay, okay, okay, she doesn't like that.
What type do you like then? Do you like gold pine resin?
Oh, what about green blossom?
Cool idea for a...
...an wise dream?
What is my AI girlfriend?
That's a smooth pet fight stone. Yes, pet fight stone.
What else can I drop?
Anything else I have that is good?
Like a life jam maybe?
I can't leave those.
Maybe because I have them in my back
Petrified dragon boner firebomb
It's very different in Barcelona one, but that's it for now. Yes, let's we have the shortcut
You really are fun to chuck in with man, kid.
Blink.
Blinky.
Blink.
Blink.
Carmen, thank you for the prime six months.
One for Adam's work?
What?
That's crazy.
You said dragon boners?
Are they all even good?
Crystal stones, smooth and slicky stones and petrified something only.
That's crazy.
I'm creating special weapons, yeah but I'm gonna use special weapons, that's a question.
I figure out what is like the best things to use and what the best things is to get.
We'll see that, we'll see.
I'm not sure, yeah.
How much do you love a lot?
two thousand three hundred sixty one i guess
okay we continue then yeah
right and continuing means going over here
back to majula
majula emote best hub in bs
yeah we need a majula emote
can we get one
what it's back to my jeweler uh... emotes
sounds like one
i mean that one is good but we need another one
we have both already
people pondering life
i don't see back to my jeweler it's not loading for me let me upgrade update
f5
try it now
oh there we go now it works
weakness tongue
tritone
that hole. Thank you, now it works. Not here. Thank you. Blink. Blinky Blank. Blink. What
about this domino ring? Is that back where Patches was? Blinky Blank. The Blink. Slow
down. Wait hold on isn't this good? Nah I don't think so. There's not a description.
How there it is.
Um...
No, I don't think that's good.
I think I'm going the right way.
Well, I don't know how to open this.
Nevermind, I guess.
Look carefully.
Oh shit.
Wait, is this where I came from?
Pull a lever.
I didn't see a lever.
I was looking for a lever.
bruh what? bro where bro? pull the lever cronk? oh up here. that was very hidden. look carefully.
You should put the message right next to it bro.
What's gonna ambush me here?
Very sassy bussy.
Okay, there's two ways to go now, either I can go up here, might not lead me anywhere.
where am I?
Oh.
Wait, what?
Closes by itself?
Where am I?
Is this where I came from?
Oh yeah, I'm on the right side already.
Okay cool.
I'm caught.
Why is everyone dead here?
Vicious of mystery! Wow, it's so beautiful!
These guys are nice, right?
Or should I kill them?
They only become hostile after a certain point.
point. I just need to not bother him I think. This big guy though, he's not nice.
I don't remember when the boss or these guys started attacking me.
I think it's at some point it's starting to attack me.
I have good decent damage, yeah?
Well if I don't matter where that that's less that's not true. I get my my essence back. I
Also teleport to places. Come on, bro. I'm not fighting you too close to the edge
What the?
No worries, I fear me to fear
Oh, what the heck was that?
Also look at that, over there.
There's a bonfire there.
I should probably go get it.
Get back for the bonfire!
I made it.
Missed the bonfire.
Do you need some of those guys?
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah.
I only have a plus two weapon right now.
Don't give up skeleton.
No, not my first time now.
I don't know if the tanks are wrong.
Blinky.
I played this game like 200 hours.
Oh shit, should I put this lever?
Wait, does not make it so that I can't fall down the arena, I see silly
Yeah, that's it
Thank you, can you add it like a no death or a challenge run tag or something like that?
Sorry, tags can be inaccurate sometimes you have to update them manually. Oh
Shit look he's there too
I thought it was Mawg over there.
Doesn't seem like it.
Bruh, the gank squad.
I don't want to fight all of them at once.
I'm gonna rip boss cheese, but yeah.
I don't think I want to cheese the bosses.
There's another boss I guess.
Bruh.
Oh, never mind they all discovered me immediately.
Let's back off a little bit.
I don't trust this.
The floor is so crooked.
I think I can pull him back though, like if I'm fighting him here I'm feeling pretty safe.
I'm feel safe!
That's good.
I wanna be the very best.
Oh shit nigga, what? What the hell is that sound?
That was a three shot because I had already knifed him once
What the- how did I hit nobody there?
There we go.
So the reason why I'm not targeting these guys is because I don't want to end up disoriented
and falling off the cliff, right?
I've heard a metal version of Pokémon.
I can't imagine.
I don't think I've heard it though.
Have you ever, uh, you're gonna have a saying that a lot in Dark, playing Dark Souls 2?
I feel like this guy's gonna start attacking me at some point.
Is it after I kill this guy, this boss?
Ah, there's one that's covering that, and I think that's the ring that makes you
get cursed less, right? I don't think I need that. I don't think I need that ring. Look
how much I remember, guys. Ow. It's all coming back to me. Who can I summon here? Masterless
the land for
Great memory I play this game so much. All right, wish me luck. Should we
Should we maybe do a Gamma
There's like 20 S's to charge to that chest, but
In the short gamma I think we can do a Gamma per boss maybe in the start because we don't know how far we're gonna come and then
So we can do a gamma per like, how many bosses, like 3-5 bosses or something once we get used
to the game a bit.
Pull the lever before I enter.
I pulled the lever already.
Yeah.
Should be good.
Try a range battle and I did it.
Ah, smart.
Just hit it from here.
I project that on my visions of jumping off.
There's another lever.
There is?
Oh wait, there's two levers?
Oh shit.
Oh that's good then.
We can go and check that out.
Where's the other lever?
Wrong lever, Cronk!
Oh, it's here.
Ah, now there's no gravity in the fight.
Well, I'm not going to pretend to remember anything about the boss.
I thought it was Ornstein here, so I'm out cold, honestly.
Alright, let's go chat. Let's go! Predictions! Pretty Mugamba bits.
Ha ha ha.
Wanna see something on the other side?
Let's go!
I do a lot of that for sure shit
I think I'm pretty good at keeping my calm right over extending
Easy, holy shit. I only got hit because I got greedy.
Hold on, visions of magic. Is there some kind of magician here? I usually attack her. I
think it's a fair maiden. Close one, yeah. She almost got me. I guess some of the early
balls are kind of easy. Miracle, miracles. Oh there she is! I usually attack her. And
I don't remember why.
I have come to spread the art of miracles a practice of which I am a disciple
you push her off right suited to comprehend their wondrous power but the cost of it that's
for your heart to decide. She invades me. Oh. Increases faith? Ew. No need for miracles.
The gods frown upon such soul-scrippers. I think if I try to kill her, she's gonna kill me,
with no mercy. I'm gonna go flying this if I die I'm gonna go flying I guess. I think
I have to restart the whole game for it or maybe tomorrow I'll go flying I don't know.
I mean I don't think many people would be interested in invading me anyways. I'm just
use my life gems in this point and that's ability to a hundred. There we go. 25. Now
I can start doing strength and vigor and endurance. I got a bad... there's an S.S.
This is kind of a tower area where the pursuer invades.
Oh, I can go back there now.
From my brain it's where I bleed.
Insanity it seems.
Daily Meekest Lander?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I can't tab out of this game.
I wish I could watch it, but I literally can't tab out,
because my keyboard and mouse are unplugged.
Welcome home good hunter.
Hope you had a very merry Christmas and see the happy new year.
I can open it and listen to it, but I can't watch it.
Burger.
What about Mika? Mika doesn't like pizza or hamburger. She's probably an alien.
I'm an alien?
Bruh. That's slanderous.
Now T-Dog, thank you for the tier 1 and 9 months.
Yeah, for this game to work I have to unplug my mouse and my keyboard, otherwise it does
not discover my controller at all.
I'm not a glorp.
Alright?
If I was a glorp, what would I be doing this?
That's right.
I'm trying.
Got me bad on my soul.
Jesus, we need you.
Little baby will say, sweet home.
The input turned on.
I tried it on.
I tried it off.
I tried DX.
VS4 windows.
Ow.
I hope I don't die here.
Are we going to stupid?
The only thing that worked for me was turning...
Ah!
Oh my god.
Was that a big picture mode and turned off my keyboard and mouse?
That's the only thing that worked.
I'm not gonna take any risks here, bro.
Why is my armor broken with something in the top?
All right, all right.
Cool.
What did I do using the mouse?
I don't know, man.
I just use whatever feels good.
I don't look at numbers.
Let's go by feeling, bro.
Yeah, I mean, I don't think I even
have bluetooth on my computer. I have a computer! I can add none of the games have problems besides
this game. What I could do is reinstall these four windows, maybe there's some problem there.
I have a computer.
Go upstairs? I went there already.
Okay, I don't know why I went back to the Jula, to be honest.
And the next boss is
Dragon Rider
which is located here.
Oh yeah, the Estus! I forgot!
I forgot that's the...
I have a computer!
Have you guys seen that meme?
This is so funny.
I just kick it, it's old and I've watched it a million times.
Like, I just like it a lot.
I've got a computer!
It's green, sorry it's green screen.
I have got a computer!
That's literally it.
I've got a computer!
Ah, this is so funny.
Harold, where are you?
Those are walking around.
Is that a shower, Jufa?
Here. Let me see it.
To see light. To see hope.
Sheesh, that's a nice- Is that a legged?
Just a little slid in there.
That's great. Cool.
Hydrate. Cheers.
If it's just computer malfunctioning, yeah, but that's not the fun part.
The fun part is I've got a computer!
Uggh...
Obscuring the firekeeper. Okay chill, I was just looking at the details of the things, you know?
It's not obscuring per se.
Wait, that's not the way, is it? The way is going back where I came from.
Right? What is this though?
This is a different way.
I think I gotta go over there. No wait, do I?
Just forward? No, I gotta kill Old Dragonslayer.
He gives me a Thrusting Ring, doesn't he?
I think so. That one's also endorses the Rebellion.
And maybe one, even? The Leo Ring? Is it the Leo Ring?
I killed him? No! But did I?
Oh. Who is the next boss then?
Dragon Rider. That's the one I need to kill. That's here, right?
I think you're orange steam, I think. Oh my god, I got slapped.
This guy's hard.
It sound like the Dark Souls 3 knife.
Wow, that's a lot more damage than I expected.
I can't backstop them.
I'm making a tanky too.
And it's like real fast.
That knight was walking like shit himself.
I'm silly. Wait, wasn't there one sitting here?
Hold on. I think there was one sitting here.
Yeah, there is.
Yeah, the chest is useless for me.
I think it only gives me the ring, the curse ring.
Holy shit!
Oh my god, I thought I was going to hit there again.
I would have killed me.
Nice.
ADP saved me, bro.
I'm not going in there until the last guy's gone.
But you see them coming?
Ah, shit.
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
No.
Done done done done done.
That was my Intunement, and my Intunement saved me.
What the.. What do you mean?
I hate when the backstop animation starts and then it stops.
What was over that?
Okay, you're right.
I am hoarding.
I should probably use my soul some stuff.
I don't get past the big dragon that spawns here.
When I'm being used in two minutes I'll see your eye frame.
Really?
That's funny.
I don't want to kill the big dragon if I don't have to.
Bruh, two of them at once?
What the heck is this grank squad, bro?
Nah.
Two big boys at once, bro?
Okay, it seems like the other one gave up.
I want to finish him off!
What?
Ah!
Stop!
Have mercy!
I'm only a lone wanderer!
Doesn't have to activate the dragon prematurely, it's tougher.
What can I do to avoid the dragon?
I don't want to kill the dragon, it's not a boss, I don't care about it.
Can't avoid him if you go up there.
You have to kill it.
Really?
Oh man.
Is it really smart to go here then?
There he is. Can't he just sleep?
I have to kill it to drop the bridge.
That kinda sucks, I'm gonna lie.
If you don't kill a dragon, you won't unlock the bridge.
Oh, should I like get a million arrows then? Like what do people usually do? Or is it easy to kill it?
Oh shit, this guy has a different weapon!
You know what? I'm gonna heal.
Hey, most people kill with arrows, right?
Freezes kill, slimes don't get inter-killed.
Bro.
He will hunt and die to this dragon.
I'm not- ow.
Oh my god, this guy is-
You sprints?
Wait, I thought my character's sprints, he wouldn't, because I think my stamina ran out.
Oh, he's not coming with me.
Yeah, I think maybe the dragon is actually just like, cause it's only part of the scholar
first sin, right?
It's kind of like a BS dragon, isn't it?
Come on, can you come here?
But I don't have the arrows, so maybe I should come back with arrows instead of like coming
here again.
How many arrows do I have right now?
Zero?
No.
Zero? No, I gotta have more than zero.
I have ten. I'll come back later, running up to them is tricky.
Uh, why is there anything else here you gotta get besides a dragon?
I think this is really low tier, because this guy's almost dead already.
Hello, Mika.
Say you're working for the Prime.
You skipped this dragon as you caught her as a boss?
Yeah, but uh, so how do I kill the dragon so you ever skip this?
Or the dragon rider or whatever.
Oh my god, this guy's crazy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nope.
That was kind of greedy of me.
Run?
Run chat!
This guy is crazy. What the? AHH! Run Jack! Run! This guy is crazy!
Why is it keep... Why is it also a P?
I just want to kill it once!
It's insane!
Come on, come on, come on.
You better give me a lot of souls.
He's the main character, honestly. I just want to check out how it looks up here.
I'm going to fight the dragon with his S's. I'm going to fight the dragon right now if he's going to one shot me.
Oh shit, I woke him up. AHH I RUN! Bad idea.
I thought I had to bring something down first.
Okay, okay, welcome back later.
Did you try switching to something different?
What?
What do you mean?
Oh shit, mooncow, so you can fight if you suds.
I'm sure I can find a safe place to kill a dragon from.
So what the heck, okay?
guy for now? So what's the next boss then? I guess flexile sentry, I suppose.
So many dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
To the war!
You can buy life gems from the hag merchants?
Yeah.
Let's think about that.
Maybe I should upgrade my endurance a bit more.
No, there's no mods.
This is vanilla.
100% vanilla.
Vanilla!
Even the bad jump is vanilla.
Huh?
If she dies, she has to play Dark Souls 2.
If I die, I have to restart the whole game.
What?
I'm playing Dark Souls 2 either way.
Don't worry, I've been here for 122 months.
I feel like my title is fairly straightforward.
But, I don't know.
There's a hack.
Okay, I think I can buy one life jumper in this price.
The way she sells like a broken straight sword.
If I die in any way, shape or form, I will restart the whole game.
Maybe I try a little more and then restart it, but it doesn't count.
Like I can't win a run unless I don't die a single time.
It doesn't matter how I die.
If I die, I restart.
You'll see.
I will start with the main game.
Okay, where do I go now?
Um...
Here?
The tower parts?
Or...or...or...or...
Here and then through that door?
Five subs to jump down the cliff.
It has to be more than five, man.
It's been a few hours of this.
Heh heh.
This is the right way, yeah?
So many dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, monster charm.
Not sure if I... no, I don't think there's anything I have that's better.
The first step of war will really be here.
They're looking intimidating.
This is where I came from?
I don't remember anymore.
haha already lost
is i don't know where i came from
i'm going back where i came from
bro what it's confusing the soaring thing
looking for traps
That guy looks kinda giga-chad, not gonna lie.
I'm holdin' up for a hero till the end of time.
Holy shit, he got wrecked!
Oh my god!
I saw him, a new one!
I can use his armor too.
It doesn't give me a fat roll.
Holy shit, bro!
Pathetic!
He looked so giga-shad and then he was so soy.
Now I have his cool armor.
I've targeted that guy.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Nice bone dust.
Dude got bent over. Bro.
He did.
Ah, here's a nice looking thing.
Okay, but let's check the other part.
Maybe there's some loot I missed.
Go burn the bone dust at Majula.
Oh.
All right, let's increase my healing amount. Yeah, like in Dark Souls 3
You'll be locked in the doors and turn them lights and
I think you missed the chest
Increases the S of ceiling.
I'm getting so many memories, man.
That's where I came from, right?
No, that's it.
I didn't miss anything, that's good.
How's it going today?
He's alright.
I don't think he was...
he's like the thing is he'd start to stop drinking early so that's what you gotta do if you go out
late at night
i think i go here take the bonfire and then i travel back to medulla and burn the bone
going down down
sugar wake going down singing
i want to hear a voice over some metal thongs i'm thinking of
cool animal
I love metal.
I think I already ranked this game in the series.
I would say this is my lowest ranked Souls game.
Not because I think it's a bad game, or because I think it's not a great Souls game.
Or yeah, like, it's a good game, but it's not a good Souls game.
kinda doesn't know why soul skins are good, you know?
I don't think it's a bad game, not petrified curse, that's insidious now.
So B, I see you up there
Bro, oh my god this game is so slow, I swear to god
Oh bro, bro is petrified
What do I do about that?
I agree with you, it's the best-souls game, it's a terrible game, but at least a shit
played once and never again, fair enough.
Oh, here's the wharf, I remember this.
Here's the wharf, and there's a boat, the next boss in a boat.
And here's where you get the iron greatsword, right?
Tell me that's not true.
correct I remember so much I haven't played this in so many years guys like
almost like seven eight years something I think I did a quick place here in
2019 but I don't think counts because I was barely I don't think I did like even
half the game
Call Tany Mora, he's crying. Oh no, right.
Burn it? Wait, burn here. This one, yeah?
Call the item into the far fire and Majula's increase the HP restored with your flask.
6-7? Oh god damn it.
I don't need to burn human after this because I'm a human, right?
Are you a game?
What do you guys think of the side lightning, by the way?
I have side.
I'm using my amaranth.
I put it on my windows though.
I'm just giving me a slight tint on the side, just lighting up the right side of me a bit.
What do you guys think?
Amaranth is a brand.
What amaranth?
Who's a person?
I think it looks a little nice, it gives it a little glow, also do you know that there's
This is an amaranth flower, you know? It's not just the person.
Does it like contain yeast? I bloody hope not.
I had it in my bag with my clothes.
Oh my god!
A friend required a head there for a ride.
I'm scared.
I feel like there's going to be so many traps.
Oh, there we go.
So many traps here.
I think it will be death number one.
I think I should go right first, but I'm worried about that guy up there.
I'm worried about whoever's gonna knock me off this cliff.
There's no way this is not a trap.
Just see your chances, not a trap.
Brooooo.
Wait, don't you need this light when you're in Freya area?
Is there spiders that don't like you?
Ah, look at that.
Yeah, I figured you could have a lot of guy.
I love you warm embrace.
Okay, whatever, you can chill there if you want to, I guess, I don't care.
I don't like it, I don't like it.
I don't like it, I don't like it!
scary not even close baby not even close
throw some shit at me making a roo that's what I say
Am I going to stand still because there's a lot of arrows.
It's so hard to aim if you don't target, but I don't want to always target.
Oh shit.
Aren't I getting more life gems?
Sometime?
Today?
Poof!
I'm a bit stressed, not gonna lie.
Hold it.
Okay, it should be safe to open.
Heidnachard, how many? One or two?
No, no lifetimes? You didn't say please! Please!
If I still get hit, I'll smart.
My dog is mad, I think he's coming here.
Not sure though.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
I don't remember this boss at all by the way.
Like I don't know anything.
I feel like this reminds me of the Sekiro boss that has like the stabby stabby stabby.
You know the one that looks like the centipede or something?
I don't think it's the Sekiro boss of fear.
But I'm getting visions of the centipede.
Ah, centipede.
Not quite.
Ah, I did the finish where it went to me, but I haven't done everything yet. We're gonna keep playing it.
Well, I thank you, big, we've got a boon for the hundred bidis.
figure out where I need to go here
but thank this guy looks weird oh shit
kind of ambush me friend hey what is your friend
He carries torch for me! Oh. Well, yikes.
He's friendly if you died once. Oh, but I've never died. So, is he not friendly?
He was walking towards me menacingly. I do wonder about this.
5 gem, nice.
No more shop there.
Wait, is he a shopkeeper?
Uh oh.
Hopefully he's not that important.
I'm going to heal.
No, this is the original game.
This is the scholar of the first team.
The rip best shot.
Okay, you guys are just trolling me at this point, aren't you?
I'm doing surprisingly good in this area.
Oh god, did I just jinxed it?
There's many dudes here.
I'll chill with that for now.
And jinxed.
Oh, there's a person here.
Oh, I remember her.
Shit!
Where did you guys come from?
I'm there.
just cool I don't know you and I don't catch no you
They see this mask
I'm called look at you look at you from the land of mirrors to the far east
Cross the mountains
There's a peepee on her hat. They drank Lake Britain's with why am I a woman?
And so I came to claim my share
But what a strange place
Even the room is did not prepare me
I wonder that every day.
You are not one indeed.
Well, you've made it. I can see that you've... I come from...
Depression? Oh, shit!
Is this an online player?
Ah, shit.
I can assure you that every person you're playing with has played way more than me.
Why are you playing online?
Because I didn't offline yet!
Hello?
Hello.
Please don't kill me.
Oh.
You help streamers?
I was scared, Impression!
You just can't...
You can't have...
run. Is a good guy? Well, I appreciate it. I should probably go flying, huh? Oh, what's
this? Now he's a bongo drum. Buckabuckabongo. Killed depression. I mean, as much as I,
He seems like a good guy right now.
I'm scared he's going to backstab me.
OK, he can come as long as he doesn't help me.
I need to go flying, huh?
But wait, it's actually good because now I
can't get invaded by anyone else.
Super fair.
How do I get my torch back?
Maybe I don't need my torch.
What the heck was that?
Oh, something happened?
Something's happening.
Ah!
Face is a cabinet.
Oh, he lit it!
Haha, you know...
Shelf friend. That's funny.
Oh, who's the bongo drum? Wait, is this fake bongo drum?
He's a fun guy. He's just a fun guy.
Pression takes many forms.
Unformed is shelf.
Yeah guys, I should probably go with flying.
It would be kind of a bummer if I lost a run to somebody invading me.
And luckily we got invaded by a nice guy.
Like, you know, it could, might just have been any other guy.
Start jumping an item ahead.
I don't want to jump.
I get knocked down.
How do I get up again?
It's actually kind of eye-opening for me.
I think we're close to the...
Ugh!
What is that?
I think we're close to the ring.
Oh no, the giant weapon.
The iron greatsword.
Oh, they don't like the light.
The dog is hot.
Wait, but Ella, I'm gonna die! Can you please not distract me?
I'm dying right now! I have the lowest health I've had!
I mean, bro, I appreciate your depression, but I shouldn't get any help.
I can't have the- they've assisted.
Depression assisted, bro.
I wouldn't make the whole run uncountable.
I need to go fly, don't you?
Don't I?
Yeah, I do.
I mean, you're really nice though.
Depression assistant.
Oh man, just boss a game.
I don't know if you can do that.
Or how to do that.
Dog at risk.
See you, thank you so much, Depression.
You're very fun and I'm glad you didn't murder me.
Okay, I'm gonna quit the game now that he leaves and I'm gonna quickly put it
to offline.
Bye everyone say bye depression thank you for being not mean and killing me is it here
that I oh no I have to put steam in offline mode yeah it's actually a good thing he joined
me because I would not have gone offline otherwise and we might have died bro what
What is the odds of us, like, oh, yeah, my mouse is disconnected.
Welcome home, MashaN1.
Hello!
He's a bird, springboard tier 132 month.
I should have the chat of you.
He was definitely watching the stream because he could hear me and he reacted to what I said
in the game.
In life.
Okay.
Can I go offline here?
I don't know, can I?
Or do I just go offline and then start Big Picture Mode again then?
I forgot how to go offline.
Go offline.
Do do do do do do do do.
Now I'm offline, yeah?
Yes.
Cool.
Cool. Now I can start it.
Do do do do do do do.
No, I just, I didn't see this big picture mode otherwise it doesn't work.
Ba da da da da da da.
Do do do do do do.
Okay, start big picture mode.
Disconnect my mouse and keyboard.
Then start the game.
Peak gaming experience.
That's the only way it works with a controller so far.
Maybe Scylla can help me later.
Scylla seems to know what he's doing.
I can't even get to the boss room, I should have done it while I was...
Let's go when we get to the next bonfire.
Open L stream as he came back.
Hager told him that the dog in her potter was up.
One of the biggest coincidences?
Really?
Also, we need a timer for dog, by the way.
Talk about dog.
But did everything respawn?
Nah, there's no way.
I almost died of that.
I got distracted.
I'm sorry, I won't.
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
So, these guys are scared of the...
things but I don't have one. I'll activate it right now.
Oh shit. Hi.
WAAA!
TWO!
IT'S A GANG SCOREED!
I should probably get a torch.
But the only way to open a-
open the- or get a torch is to like light it by the bonfire.
Oh my god. Do everybody respawn now?
I'm so confused.
No, they're not respawned.
Isn't there a bonfire here?
No, there's any fire.
Oh, I can do it here too.
Oh shit, that's really nice, thank you.
Will they explode if they throw oil at me?
answer yes okay no no no no no actually still not getting me
I couldn't do anything
I couldn't do anything
now you know
yeah
I actually couldn't do anything
that was nothing I could do
that was nothing I could do
It was nothing. It was nothing I could do!
Back to my dula.
It was nothing I could do! I don't get it.
I was literally sun-locked.
Oh my god, RIP.
Do-do-do. How about no restart and that kind of stuff?
What? That would be a terrible no-desk run if I didn't restart when I died.
The Orlex loads by the way. I mean yeah I learned that. I learned that the hardware.
Back to Majula, I think you moved her button for the prime. Well we did some good things.
restarted the game and went offline mode. Good number one. Good number two is we
learned that if we hold a torch and somebody throws an oil at us we explode
and we get done lots. So we learned two important things. Oh yeah, I don't have a
keyboard.
Perfect.
Oh, English?
Don't be a big brother for I'm nine months.
Shut up.
You died?
Yeah, I died because I got stun logged.
That's okay.
it happens, it happens. Let's just make it a nice hair and boots. Put home land, this
is a good character. Although my eyes, no no no, it's a good character. Class. I think
Good night was good.
Gift.
I don't know if I need petrified something to be honest.
Healing Worse could be a good start.
Life Ring could be nice.
Yeah.
It actually could be nice.
I guess it's wood.
All people come here for the same reason
What's her name? Oh wood. How much wood would a woodchuck check if a woodchuck could check wood?
Not sure if it's worth doing the tutorial. I don't think so
7 wood.
Bro the way I got sun locked.
The worst part is I know if the pressure was there he would have saved me.
I feel like.
But then it would be a valid run.
I feel like.
I don't want to achieve.
why am I wearing wolf ears or is it a redeeming? I need to teach you Gavlon wheel Gavlon deal
Well I need to teach you guys Swedish.
Gavlan wheel, Gavlan deal.
Gavlan...
Yule.
Gavlan...
I don't think it's deal in Swedish.
I'm a furry that's why.
Just show.
Yule is with H.J.
Pinky blonde pink, kinda pinky blonde pink, kinda pinky blonde pinky blue
Yule and Gavlan, oh code name pink for 750 bts
Yeah it's HJY, oh no why
U-L-U-L-H-J-U-L
That's it, that's it.
I gotta, I gotta give.
Yeah, the H silent.
I gotta go and I gotta get myself my dog.
Do I know the location of every hidden treasure? Hell no!
Deal! Deal with Swedish. Let me just figure that out.
Deal Swedish.
Handla, avtal. Yeah, avtal kinda works.
Handla. Handlar.
It could be like making deals, like Handler.
Gavilan, Yul, Gavilan Handler.
Fav.
Yeah, it's like a business deal, yes.
Handler is more like buying, I guess.
But it's also like Handler, it goes both ways.
Are you or bear outtake?
Go on and he who make kings then.
Thanks bro. Thanks bro.
These are pronounced as wise. Yeah, we can't do that.
I'm just for the lills.
I'm gonna get the dogs, don't worry.
I'm just gonna find the thing.
I don't want to get eaten by pigs so I'm gonna go to safe place.
So Tiger, what's up?
Apart from the game, have you gone...
Did you go when you died?
I got to the old man's warp.
Waf, wolf.
Jump, slow.
Yeah, that could be it.
Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm also gonna...
Get my dog.
So let's hang out with the Emerald Herald.
Meanwhile...
We're gonna look...
And the beauts, every...
hello hi look I have all my baked goods from yesterday
great clip first yeah we should have that clip now
I'm literally stunned to death bro, I'm so sad.
Don't we have a command for the test?
Bro, how do I...
I wouldn't mind having a command as an X-merge mark death, just the latest death we've had.
Yeah, I learned a valuable lesson, Dark Souls.
Hey, where the heck is the pig?
Dark Souls 2 is pretty scuffed.
That's what I learned.
Wait, where the heck is the, uh...
Oh, there it is. I see it. It's right in front of me.
But this.
Obviously, I'm in this.
That's the splashard.
I need to talk to anyone here or I can just like, switch my weapon out.
Just continue on.
Ring!
Ring!
You mean this?
Yeah, this.
What if I'm this?
Armor guys?
Do people kill the armor guy because the armor he drew drops gives you more souls
from slaying enemies?
Oh, that's pretty good.
You guys want some?
Let's look for the pod.
This is what I made yesterday on stream.
I don't need to worry about no friggin hardcore Dark Souls fans, I'm one myself.
Let's see if this was valuable or not, I don't remember.
Human effigy, I don't think that's useful for me.
Maybe I can sell it though.
Mark my briefing for Prime. Thank you.
Now, it's funny because people keep saying how toxic the...
Oh, there's a hollow here.
People keep saying to me how toxic the community is, like the souls community.
And while I like I know what they mean, I don't think I've ever experienced that.
Even when I first played hero,
I don't think I ever experienced the...
toxicity of the soul-streaming game.
But I'm not the person to get upset when somebody says it's good, you know?
So maybe that's the problem.
I honestly think good is good disguise.
Good advice? Disguise is bad advice.
Or like rude advice. Or like...
I mean, the- that's the thing about Souls games is the only way to...
to succeed is to get good.
It's just said in a- in a toxic way, more than anything.
Howie.
I'm gonna get over... excited now.
I guess I don't have to kill this guy either. It takes a bit long to do it.
Yeah, the way you should say it is like, try again. Just try again.
It'll be better next time.
Not getting good is better.
I'd rather stick with getting good.
good effort we know the game can be tricky sometimes that's too far they're gonna know
your life so all the guys are up here see you can be there but I don't see how
and also where do all these guys come from I guess they come from over there
somebody just come from it somebody's trying to shoot me oh it's be alive I
I saw him now.
I'm glad he's watching me.
I got no prize.
Oh, well.
But, like, saying it's good, I think.
It's actually, like...
Where did he come from?
I had no stamina to dodge.
It's actually like the only advice that makes sense in the game.
I mean there's a couple things I can help otherwise, but also the best thing you can do is just
try again.
You're not supposed to just complete the game without dying like I'm trying to do.
You're not supposed to do that.
Just play and learn.
Is there anything good from here?
I'm trying to minimize my time spent.
I think it's a dog.
Probably gonna use the life gem and try to pick up some stuff.
Steph, you can't, we can remove that old command.
Or edit, yeah, whatever.
Hmm.
Feels orange.
I'll look to orange.
They come out of the universe to your deaths.
True.
Nice.
I don't think I found anything here that I actually use to bring in need.
maybe upstairs or something
Yeah, but I don't think we need the counter the old
When have we ever used that
Was PV and we came to all the area with
uh vikings
peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time yeah besides we have a real counter it's depth
oh my god i'm falling off on that root what a rude dude
Oh, that's how you get here, is it?
You like walk over there?
Ladder, PewPee.
Okay, let's see if there's any idea of going here.
Shit.
Oh my god, I almost died.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, pray, pray, chat, pray.
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Longies? Okay.
That would not have been funny.
My gosh, what's this.
Ah, aww.
I was trying to treat him and yes me brother I hit the wall
I think we could have two commands one explanation like death which is like and
we put in the title, like Latest Death, like that, and then one Explanage Mark, Deaths,
which links to the dock, I guess.
What do we have now?
Cool.
I don't think this is a bad game.
Well, the thing is, okay, where would you guys rank this from all Souls games from
software. If we count Eldering, Sekiro, Bloodborne, Dox's 1, Dox's 2, Dox's 3, Dox's 4, with H, right?
Or 7? I mean 9. Number 1, number 1. Top 4.
He's either one or four.
Either you love it or you hate it.
I hate it's a big part of it.
Alright.
Did I say that was just four?
No, I mean like, some people said four.
Demon's Souls, there's Demon's Souls.
eight games
and the ring number one
the
I'm in close baby.
I'm in close baby.
We're still on 32 months.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Oh
Captain
Yeah, happy new year I might stream on the airs maybe
But I might take the day off after, the day after?
I'm not sure yet.
We can count on the two linear together maybe.
On the bottom of my heart
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Good for you, but I gotta wait nine hours for mine.
Nah!
I am old matters.
Ha!
Cause someone gave me an anime to watch that is in Super Poplar.
Okay, I have one, that's really good.
Attack on Titan.
How about...
How about this one?
How about...
Never heard of it.
How about...
Made in abyss alone. I don't know how popular it is.
I know it's hard to watch because I couldn't find it anyway.
Made in abyss is really good, but you gotta watch it in the right order because it's like a movie too.
It's the music that we choose by our fun burserque that was painfully fun bro sorry wait I need
to give you some movie yeah there's a movie I think it's a movie that goes on like between
season one and season two or something like that?
It'd be wrong.
Between some seasons there's a movie, Sporch.
Because it tells you what happened
when you, like,
because it skips time after season X
and season Y.
There, seek, seek, yes.
Bearer, seek, seek, last.
Can't level up yet.
That's alright.
I don't want to end the ways.
Bearer, seek, seek, last.
So cold out, I'm freezing my ass off minus 20 Cs.
Really?
Three is...
Two degrees Celsius.
One degree Celsius.
How is it hotter in Iceland than in Sweden?
Like seriously.
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
I don't think so.
They already have a titan shard, I'm not sure.
God, I level 1 Dark Souls Run?
Is it pain in the ass, isn't it?
30 degrees in Romania?
Cold.
Wait, where did I go?
I already foregoored how to play this game.
here? Ah, it's over here. And here's the boss. See how much faster I'm this time around?
In the butt. I missed all the messages, they were funny.
The boss isn't here yet, right? I forgot.
I'm still going way faster than before.
The maze is really good, it's actually does a lot of damage.
See ya I guess.
I don't have a fire bomb.
How did I get that last time?
Maybe I need this shortcut. Oh wow!
Honestly, I don't know how I tried doing that last time, but it wouldn't work.
Did you go up the ladder? The ladder is a trap for now.
Well, maybe I can take the boss up now.
No, because there's a lot of mobs around, I'm being smart.
Take me on, take me on, take me on.
I'll be gone in a day or two.
Yeah, it's until I beat the game.
I'm starting with base game.
Then we might add DLC.
I even feel like it.
There's something fishy going on here.
I don't have enough stamina for nothing.
Am I rapier gaming?
No, I'm amazing.
Take me home, take care of me, I'll be gone, do-do-do-do, me-o.
Let me say I'm awesome and that's me. I'm still in a way
Totally learning
I'm not even worried chat. I'm not even worried
You guys gotta admit you started sweating a bit
This is a rapier guy
Sorry sweating a little bit, huh?
I can smell it! I can smell it from here!
The only thing I got there is a helmet.
I'm not sure if the helmet is super needed. I already had one anyways.
I mean, it's a better helmet than I can get right now.
I
Merge the hydra oh shit
You're right I have to put my ring on thank you for reminding me does the ring have your ability or what was online on it
Brings to your ability. Are you serious? Why on earth would Brings to your ability?
That's so stupid.
Because Dark Souls 2 bro.
I remember in the DLC there's this boss that makes you lose your ability constantly.
Uhhh... Right?
Can you please just receive this?
Is it dragon? Yeah, the dragon. Holy shit.
I remember him being a pain in the ass.
I brought... Instead of bringing repair powder,
because I don't like consumables. I never have.
Like, two consumables.
What I would do instead, is I would just like bring several weapons with me, which is like
maybe not the smartest solution I guess, but hey, it worked for me.
I don't even know what Tanimura looks like.
Last for me.
Shortcut.
Seeth.
Seeth.
Seeth.
Seeth.
Since... since... since?
Bruh, bruh, bruh!
He looks Japanese. Well, I'm not surprised.
No deaths even for a boss fight, what a hard challenge.
Well the game is just started, it's quite long this game.
Yepimura!
Is that him, Taniimura?
Oh, what a genius.
I can see it on him, he's a genius.
No worries, the game is barely even started.
You look Japanese when you smoke.
What do you mean you smile?
Let's go back to our maiden.
What's big Swedish?
Now you're a damn fan of this little back.
Thanks so much Tyler, thank you.
And then we drink water, let's go.
There are the cars.
Shana Shana!
I'm gonna go this way, I'm gonna go that way.
Yes!
Yeah, I'm gonna go this way.
Wow!
Yeah, I'm gonna go this way, I'm gonna go this way.
This way.
Well, what do you think we're starting with, guys?
Not a tunement this time.
That was embarrassing.
People are knocking doors in the channel, lights are on.
I was hoping for a tunement.
Too bad.
Faith?
Good call, but no.
The two men saved me, I'm scared.
I love going to eat all of my fudge, I mean.
I want the item bruh.
No it's my fudge.
This is boss!
Owie!
Oh
How do you step on I guess just left I can he step oh my god hit again
I can't touch the last giant, it's ridiculous!
Ah, what the...
Are we gonna sleep?
Hit the box!
How it was created, how it was meant to be.
That's how it's meant to be guys, how it's meant to be.
That was the last try.
Good, now there's no.
No, hahaha.
Mass murder.
I'm gonna do it again.
Maybe luck him doesn't turn him down.
See ya.
Wait, isn't there flaming salamander boss or something down here?
I see him!
is that even a boss? I wish that was a vanilla game that would you be able to see after.
Park vanilla is good for you. Not a boss. Right, it's just an enemy.
This is an awful mob. Right, there's a bunch of them? Right.
They're still evil early on.
I don't know if it's safe to just like go for an adaptation completely in the start.
I need more souls so I can upgrade my weapon.
There's one more thing I should do.
Go up here, obviously.
the bird get noise
radiant life champ nice I think that's it right the door I just permanent it means
if I die I have to restart the whole game.
Who the heck are you?
Also, um...
One more thing I need to pick up.
No, no, I need to pick up after the pursuer.
I think the pursuer is next boss, right?
It's a level 1 run?
No.
It's a level 1.
She deletes a file if she dies.
I will not delete it, but I won't play it again.
I will delete it eventually, I guess I'm going to get full.
I'll do my best!
OK?
1?
How did you-
And let's go ahead and reinforce. I will need more money.
I'm gonna sell.
Ha! Don't waste my time.
I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna- Wait, what about this? Can I use the soul of the last giant?
Can I stop?
You mean baguette with salami and brie?
I'm not a big fan of brie.
I like salami though.
You eat it?
I have one perma less.
Can you imagine?
They're kinda psyched.
I need one more titanine chart.
I feel like I have more.
The giant soul was useful for the last boss.
I feel like it's in your stream like the last minute when it showed up in my recommended.
Nice! Welcome in!
He sells?
I feel like I had more.
He sells 10.
Why not buy him?
I can make it super powerful I guess.
That loopy loopy thing for the prime.
Lovely necklace, thank you.
Oh, but did I just teleport back to Majola?
Whoops, they go bends.
Blinky, blinky, blong.
You seem like you're a popular streamer, well I think it's Spork.
I just like to do my own thing, you know?
Chillin', killin', right now I'm doing Dark Souls 2 Perma Death.
She's an award winning Souls Elite gamer.
Okay, thank you.
Making my blush, bro.
Making my blush.
That's a fast way.
I think I gotta go here and then backwards.
I didn't win two awards technically for my soul scheming, which is pretty insane if you
think about it.
Because I'm not even close to that.
It's like, why didn't Gina win it?
Well, it's not a basal skill, it's a basal streaming as well, I guess, so.
If a skill competition about soul scheming, I mean, Gina would win.
I would say I don't know anyone better than Juno personally.
Three if you can't get in.
Have you seen that god gamer girl that beat Elring and dance pad?
Whoa!
You guys flatter me too much.
I'm gonna get full of myself.
Can't have that.
Surely Hob is the best?
A hob definitely has his strengths.
He's better than no headrun than me for sure.
This game is pain in pure form, I know from experience.
Until we see Gino on the dance pad, there's no argument me gets better.
I'm sure that if you did dance, well, I don't know.
I don't know how good his eye, or like his foot to eye,
foot to eye coordination is, to be fair.
Could be bad, who knows?
Can you go full bow build and end up with actual schemes?
Full bow?
I think so, yeah.
I don't know how good it is, I never really do ranged.
Hand, eye coordination.
No, foot to eye coordination.
It needs to be foot.
Kind of drunk, nice work.
Ah, come on.
It's almost like a cousin.
Do you know God's?
How did I miss?
Oh, he also missed some, Kevin had it.
Uh, here we go, thank you for the tier one eight months.
Shake the ass, do-put-do-put-do-put-do-put-do-put-do.
I played Hades.
Yeah, I love Hades.
I can love it.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, pray that I don't die the pursuer, it would be kind of embarrassing.
I'm not gonna lie.
line. Oh, Sans, we got 100 BDs.
Your foot to Icoordination is perfect. As soon as feet are on screen, eyes go straight
towards them, so not to laugh.
Am I a wine or a beer person? I'm a wine person, for sure. I'm not a big fan of beer.
I mean, I'm not a big fan of alcohol in the general, I guess. But if I'm going
drink alcohol is going to be wine over beer I played previous games from the
creators babies first bastion or a chance chances or no I never played them
actually are they worth playing that pursuer I wonder why it's called that
No stamina?
No more stamina.
Oh shit, oh my god, don't listen to me, yeah.
If you just keep on the shield side you can dodge a lot of abilities, except for the swing
or the turn like that.
Nice!
That was, that was pretty damn, that was pretty damn smooth.
Did he hit by like two hits or something?
I'll lay that.
Definitely learned his moveset.
I mean he's not super complicated, but still.
Yeah, still.
It's a good start. It's a good start.
Does Mika hate this game like everyone else?
I don't hate this game.
I wouldn't say so.
I think it's flawed. I think the problem like everything is a good game. Although it has some problems
That makes me feel like the creators didn't quite understand why Dark Souls 1 was so popular
You know
Just treats difficulty in a different way
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna play more where it wins me probably this weekend in fact
We'll see we'll see I don't or maybe next week. No, I think it was this weekend. I'm gonna play
Make the check, sorry, my schedule is all over my head.
I've been travelling a lot, so...
Trimblades in this game?
OHHHHHHHHH!
The Twin Blades!
Oh, and also this is the game that got started Power Stancing,
which Power Stancing is so amazing.
Basically, that means you can wield two weapons at the same time,
and you were able to use them simultaneously.
Like in Elder Ring, for example.
That was this game.
And then they removed the Induction 3
and then they added an Elder Ring.
So good.
Actually, like one of the best things
this game introduced, I would say.
But for all its fault,
it also has some good things as well,
like forest dancing and more.
I can't remember what more, but if there's more,
there is.
The Herald Seek Nest, this land.
The Emerald Herald is pretty cool.
But how did I get the Jewelty up to...
Okay, we can't do this.
I'm literally going for Adaptability first.
Nothing else.
Nothing to have one.
Oh.
Next!
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, yeah.
Nothing, I got everything.
Am I duly Wisconsin?
Yes.
I lied.
I'm not.
The game is perfect as it is.
I might do all the discusses in yes I lied not game is perfect as it is
short shelf life thing for the prime 25 months
very happy they're seek seek less bearer of the curse short shelf life thing for
prime 25 months you can get the SS chart from the pursuing mates right I
I should do that. Good points.
But the second run is going way faster, but I'm also leveling...
I'm not leveling as fast because I'm not killing as much.
Oh bloody hell mate!
British accent, innit?
I need to do a British bloody accent. Quite so, date.
Bloody hell.
Right then, love.
Let's hop on over, innit?
I need some more bruv!
Chase!
I'm trying to taub you in here!
Is no one going to skip the turtle in this area?
I'm guessing no.
You guys pretty easy I guess.
Turtle power!
Down with the turtles I say!
Down with them!
No power to turtles!
No definitely no bonfire.
No death.
But all bonfire.
If I die, I restart the game.
so so far i gone to no wafts no no man's waft waft
more microplastics in the ocean
waft wharf
If she dies she will start the computer.
I have a computer.
If I die I start over with a whole new PC.
probably cannot hardcore and I'm gonna lie next area chat no
next area chat
I had so much more loot on the previous run.
What are you doing about Spork?
Yeah, I think my own photos, bro.
What am I most part of anyways?
Oh yeah, I forgot the poodle.
The poodle?
That ring is basically the true Dark Souls 2.
Wait, what?
How do you mean?
It's normal.
Yeah, it's normal.
I haven't played this game that much.
I only have 200 hours in it, but I'm still a little newbie now.
Only 200 hours!
I think that's probably more than most people to be honest.
I kind of prefer doing non-randomized.
to be honest. They have a cold? Oh yeah a little bit. A little bit of a cold. Can you
hear it? Hope it'll all be better. Bu yule. Merry christler. Those guys are so bad. I
I don't like them.
I have more than 2.3k hours in soul spore and games and I have less than 20 in this.
Less than 20? Did you even play that?
I had a bonfire after work.
What clips did they add to Call of Ancadus here?
Movies?
They added the Sutopia 2 and some other ones where you...
Beaver or something?
Beaver mission?
Mission Beaver?
I don't know.
Mission Beaver looked kind of funny actually.
You all don't have 5k hours in this game and it shows!
You have that?
Beaver fever.
Beaver mission. I don't know what it was called something with beavers.
Much of furry shit.
Ha ha ha.
But...
I got 4 minutes max on this, really?
No good game is good when you have opinions ranging from worst game ever to best game
of all time.
Yeah, I agree.
Okay, I'm gonna fight this guy over here.
I don't think it's worth fighting over in the arena.
I think you guys are gonna pass him until you reach in, or until you kill him, but still.
Can I see the soul scoundrel?
I have 3,370 souls.
I can fix the soul scoundrel if you wanna see it.
I can totes fix that how we kind of route and I don't like
oh shit you lost your data or you lost your save in the DLC
Okay, chill.
Oh, I'm dead.
Not dead.
Oh my god.
Clutch.
ABP.
clutch, ADP?
I'm not fighting you until I have enough health, that's for sure.
Ow.
I got him now.
I'm dead shielded, Mella.
Now when I get the OG one where the enemies don't gank you, yeah I can't buy it anymore.
Maybe you can mod it, like you can mod your skull at first in to back to normal?
Is that possible?
There's more ganks in the original?
Not in the way.
I never played the original.
But didn't they add a bunch of ganks in the like for the other one?
Yeah, I never played the LG. Let me get, stop getting hit.
Another life gem please.
They're both shit. That's fair.
Wait, I didn't- I never pulled a lever. I forgot. I forgot!
You can buy the original original steam, but...
I never seen the sale. Wait, I don't think you can buy it. Isn't it de-listed?
Or?
Maybe I can do some turn them down some more.
Oh you can totally buy it, okay?
What?
How do I even buy it?
Look at this.
It works just to upgrade to DX11.
Why you said 24 dollars? I'm confused.
I have no steam still. Yeah, if you owned it, I think you have it, but...
To me, it looks like I couldn't buy it. I just said, like, buy the DLC or something.
Am I silly?
Why is life jammed to the flask? Cause I'm going to a boss now.
Carry on my way, what's wrong?
They'll be peaceful and they'll be all like, um...
40 bucks.
Bonk.
Monk.
Monk.
Hehehehe.
The bunking.
Holy Mia, Monk.
Buying a cheese?
Why cheese?
I like cheese, but I don't want to make all of my life cheese.
It's not that hard. You're gonna have to cheese them.
One thing I would cheese is a dragon with arrows.
Like, that's not a boss though.
Oh, I just remembered a boss is really a pain in the butt.
Isn't there an ancient dragon boss in this game?
Jesus, not the Tani more away by the way.
I can feel fake for the prime of 11 months.
The fake ancient dragon.
Only if you attack him.
But does that count as a boss?
I think so right?
So that means I gotta kill him.
It's a boss, yeah. You just count? Well then.
Isn't 26 ADP pretty good for the start?
Yeah, Darklurker 2 I guess.
I don't know if I ever killed Darkly, Lurker.
The next thing I do is just go forward to know what wafts.
Right?
To go back to Warped.
Yeah, I don't know if I ever killed Darklurker.
Because I think I might have skipped it because it felt like he wasn't going to go to him.
Wow, I'm a little nervous now.
This is where I died.
You know, Death Punk? I love Death Punk. At least you're flying now? And it was you.
Hello Merry Christmas to you.
I'm happy that guy, the nice guy, invaded me though.
Is there a wyvern or a dragon?
Which one?
I'm talking about the ancient dragon.
Alright, that's what I was talking about before.
He's a dragon.
That guy on the bridge is probably a wyvern, no?
You mean depression?
Yes, I mean depression.
It's hard to get into Dark Lurker than Kindling him.
Is that how it is with most bosses in this game?
Graser is my favorite weapon in this game, even got S-rank with a later update.
You decided to walk away.
Effective Life says it's an ancient worm.
What?
Effective Life can be wrong.
I'm pretty sure it was a dragon, it has four legs and everything.
That guy's so soy.
The shield you obtain from the dragon might be the worst risk for more loot.
Or I need to have like a million arrows poison arrows and a short bow to kill the dragon
I guess.
I think I wrote this story for the game.
That's fair.
I think backstory is a good place for info sometimes so I wouldn't trust it with my
my whole life, you know?
Some elevator music?
If I have an un-upgraded bow and arrow, do I still use 50 arrows on the dragon on the
bridge?
I think I would need more, close to 100.
I don't know what you want
Give me a love
Let me go and I give, let me go and I give
Give me a love
You guys know that these creatures, the big balls you see that look like their eyes
is actually not their eyes. It's like a lore attack
you can see on their teeth, do you see their teeth?
this right here there's an eye is real eye that's good something to work with you
see it is a little circle that's his real eye those big balls are just like I
guess too scared enemy or to look intimidating or something I'm so just
two fake balls, fake eyeballs. It makes them even more freaky in my opinion.
It's where your source is pee. Bro, it's like butterflies I guess. I've never seen that.
I've never seen that.
You know, I confirmed it in Elder Ring, because in Elder Ring there's the same enemies, right?
But you know, sometimes in Elder Ring they have glowing eyes when they are worth more
souls.
So I saw one of those guys and I have the eyes.
I always knew that the eyes were there by the mouth.
But when the eyes were glowing, these eyes were glowing, it was those eyes that were
Which I like confirmed it to me 100% because if before it was more like a theory now it's like yeah, no
That's right
Interesting
Plus one lore
Actually
You Google as your boss without scare way predators
Yes
That's where we're the conclusion or that's where we get our
souls larger more powerful souls be the millennia the king that is the only way
nice good job good job this land and swallow you whole broken in total and I
don't break your control of all that she's minus foot she's so cute it's just
just doing this
So cute, so cute.
Just one of the better things in this game.
Breaking your controllers is how the game wins.
Yeah, exactly.
You lose your wallet and the game wins.
Guys, I'm scared!
Show you s-
I'm scared Chad! This was scary!
Okay, do I have enough- can I one hand?
Okay, I can't, thank god.
Can you show you one of the bosses if you kill- you're a kill account?
the fire keeper no she's not boss oh I have this I need to go back and do it
I must be last time no two men to this run bro I did burning mejula right
I just want to drop in and say that as of recently I've been watching your content more frequently.
Thanks so much for the awesome moments.
Larry's lapsing over a really good time.
Thank you very much.
Thanks for keeping a lot of us safe and sending all love and good vibes.
Well, thank you, Benham.
I always say, if I can keep people inside and not committing crimes, you know.
No, I appreciate it.
you. I'm glad I can help. If I can, if I can entertain somebody or help somebody get through
their day, you know, what's a win for me? What if I commit crimes inside? That's not good.
You're so new, I wrote banks while watching the stream.
Oh man!
You can't do that!
Then on the news, they're gonna say, bank robber inspired by violent twitch streamer, Miss
Mika.
God damn it, not again.
I can't have this again, Chad, seriously.
Sorry about the first time, I'm a bad.
Guys, I have a question.
is as follows so I have a lantern right this is once it stops being on fire
this do I lose it forever my question has concluded
or do I like it's doing always need to have a new ones
guys what do I do? I don't know if I should have a lantern here it seems scary
it's got a timer yeah but there's a break after the timer? I know that it has a timer I just don't know if it breaks
yeah it breaks
oh I have finally more torches oh wait so it uses up all my torches
I kind of suck so I can end up without a torch.
I'm nervous about exploding again, being stunlocked.
I guess there's a bonfire before the boss, I'm gonna go ahead and use my asses.
Find tons of torches, oh you're good.
I would like to move it move it. I'd like to move it move it
I would like to move it move it a guy with a torch will usually drop a torch right as long as I'm gonna get stun locked
I'm okay. I'd like to move it
So what I can do is I can switch away from the torch
Once I lift and then I will save the torch in longer. They don't really need it right now
And then I yeah
That's smart that's smart
For now says I kind of need the torch right now. I can just light it back up when I need it because I just looked that thing
She made it back I did yeah, and didn't take so long. Oh, this reminds me of depression. I miss him
There's a torch guy.
Oh shit.
Is he actually mad about me or not?
Nice friend!
Is he friendly?
He comes with me!
Have his area memorized so well.
I did not have his area memorized.
He doesn't really seem useful.
No offense, chat.
at least if I have him with me I won't be exploded so that's something
Oh, there's her.
Maybe that's the fraction for a little guy.
I have a question for you in chat, did you watch season 5 or season 1 and season 2?
I don't want to spoil anything, but man this season is really good and I need to watch it.
I have not seen season any of them except for season 1 and 2 I think.
Maybe season 1 and 2 is the only one I've seen.
seen so yeah obviously no spoilers in chat please I was I appreciate you not do
not what is it I don't know you and you don't know me things are better I don't
know you and I don't care to know you
normally people keep uncle from the land of Isidra and so I thought it you
You are, while you, I can see, I can't, don't die.
Okay.
Come on, what's with Frank?
Come on, Frank, let's go, Frank.
Actually, I think it's safer to have him with me.
He might be slow, but at least he doesn't,
it's 100% sure that I won't blow up
when I have him with me.
Unless he blows up in my vicinity, I guess,
but he can't stun like me, then.
I don't know you, Anatole.
Come on, Frank.
Watch out, Frank!
I'm gonna extend to kill you!
Protect Frank at all costs.
This is essentially...
This is the guy that killed me last time.
Aw man, I hate him so much.
Maybe I can avoid him somehow.
Nah, I don't think so.
Don't attack Frank!
Come on Frank, let's go.
Get him Frank!
Wait, what?
Oh yeah, it does count.
Bro, Frank, let's go.
I mean, doesn't seem very effective if Frank hopes it to be honest.
I thought it was going to be more effective.
You should like position yourself in a good way.
I almost backed Frank!
How dare you!
Come on, Frank, let's go.
Right in his butts!
Look at that ass!
Uh...
I don't know about that.
I feel like Frank's gonna push me or some shit.
Frank, you're not gonna push me, are you?
Where the heck did that even come from?
Alright, let's go, Frank. Wait, there was a...
Bring me your ass, bring me your ass, bring bring bring bring bring bring bring me ass.
Ass is most effective method.
Yes, the ass.
Excellent.
Oh, he presented himself.
Ask her.
Let me see.
I'm just dropping down.
Ask, ask in my face.
Wow. They don't know.
They don't know, but they should know.
Oh shit, what the bleeding? Holy bleed.
I think I'm going to jump down here
and maybe do a little chugging, chugging review.
Bleed is no joke, huh?
He presented himself?
You know, for me that comes from like South Park.
When Mrs. Chokestom-Dick says, when they say like, suck my balls, and then Chokestom-Dicks
is like, present them.
but if you don't haven't seen Southwark it's not gonna flick for you
what was that?
Greatwood?
That's a great sword
The Iron Greatsword, I love it
Did you see that Frank?
That was crazy
Silver Talisman
Is that a ring? What thing is that?
Frank, can you come down here?
Oh man, I'm dead by myself for Frank.
Oh, come on Frank.
Is he gonna walk around?
Is he stuck now?
Come on now, let's go this way.
That's what I'm talking about, Frank.
Help him, he's stupid.
It's like having a chateau with you.
Got him!
Good one, streamer.
By the way, in this game, can you fall over and ledge by attacking?
Like, because you can't do that.
Like a deadly ledge, it won't fall over if you're attacking.
Is it the same?
Oh, shit.
Is it the same in this game, no?
I don't know.
What do I find out?
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
I kind of wish I knew.
I'll offer you one warm embrace.
I die I could try wait isn't this a boss fight now no I still need to do some
things oh yeah pull this
bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling
wow you see that Frank
bling bling
I must say, Frank does move like an enemy that doesn't know how to attack.
This is a PB cause of, like, currently.
I mean, I never got this far before.
But I need to hit by a Bonnie.
Frank, where do I go from here? Here?
Oh Frank you good? He's coming.
You're locking doors and trying to get away.
I'm going to serve this ass.
Oh man. Frank are you here?
Where did Frank go?
Did he go...
Hmm.
Frank took a tumble, it sounds like.
I don't know if I trust this.
I don't think so.
I think Frank is fine.
He's still alive, surely?
Ah, bleeding does hurt.
Okay, this is not good.
Not a good time.
Cause either one friend was here and I could get his butt.
the same thing at this angle maybe I can oh my god so hard for some reason because
that friggin would do what the heck did I miss him to oh my god oh my god
Seriously?
The wharf is cursed! Please!
It's cursed! I tell you!
CURSED!
F. F in chat.
How do I even get that though?
Cursed. It's cursed.
What is it again? We got there real quick this time.
So we can get there even quicker now.
Frank is alone, I'm pretty sure Frank dead. I think he fell off, so can Clif.
I don't know how to tell you guys this. No one's worth, it's tough. I'm shiny. Oh,
real? A little, yeah. Then we're rich now. It was so close, I'm getting PB! You can jump
off the other way to pass those two. Yeah.
You can't just jump down from the roof, you don't need to go inside, so there's no loot
or anything there, right?
Because I was thinking also, I didn't feel like a good situation.
Hey, what's up?
Thank you.
I haven't played this game in so long, so this is like a fun challenge for me because
I don't even remember where to go.
Honestly, the more I play it, the more I'm remembering how the Steam is.
Which is a lot of fun.
Make a dish.
Also, it doesn't work unless I disconnect my keyboard and my mouse and start the gaming big picture mode on Steam.
Which is just fabulous.
Just those Tenmura and Dunnod.
Do you want to name it after Chatters?
Who wants to be the next character?
I'll just pick a random one.
Really good idea to not do DLC then as I see.
Yeah, I'm thinking we start without DLC and then we can add DLC's to the later challenge.
You know?
I'm gonna pick a random chatter one two three ah random
Herc
Herc nine
Cool
Don't worry if you didn't get picked this time. You'll get picked next time. Maybe we have a lot many many
Many tries to go. I died again in the same place
I wonder what the best gift is. I'm picking life ring I guess. I just want to be a female.
I don't want to be a stupid male. No offense. Kinda yeah.
Oh, you didn't come here.
I didn't go up. What is up anyway? Is it good to go up here?
Yeah, stupid man.
Hey there!
Human FG, okay? I did not need to go there.
The music here is quite beautiful. At least there's that.
Hello!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
My first torch!
I look like an anime guy.
Sasageyo, Sasageyo.
Sasageyo.
And the opening is to just become an elderly tea tree lady no sorry all spots are
taken and I have the next the next I'm next in line you know how much I get
paid bro it's crazy they have so many benefits
It's almost impossible not to die in this game, well yeah that's why it's a challenge.
Let's get the best weapon from the start.
I don't even know if I need to pick this up because it's not like it takes a long
time until I get the maze.
binoculars can't forget that very important
let's go talk to our girlfriend yeah I don't think it's worse than it to be
honest yeah
do you guys see that there's 700 million depths in this game total because we
Can't wait for people to play offline though.
Whoa, I almost fell off.
Hope you're funny.
Let's get the new stuff here.
I died again in the same place, but from a different thing.
From those four-legged friggin' thingies.
Whatever they are.
Not offline now.
probably way more. Yeah a lot of people play offline, and I don't blame them.
The mini chlorophyll monsters. Oh you call them mini? They're pretty sizable in my opinion.
Darkstalker?
Yeah, the Darkstalkers, bro.
I have played 200 hours of this game before, so I have like decent amount of time in it,
but I wouldn't say it's something insane.
Maybe I've done like, I don't know, 7 playthroughs or something?
Would that be a good guess?
I found some new game plus I tried to do a level one run and I died in Shrine of Amana
and stopped playing I think.
Check's out!
Yeah, Darklarker is on the list.
Go to the Emerald Herald and she has a great chest ahead of her.
True.
Who was here again?
You'll take me a while to memorize the items.
Human effigy.
I don't think human effigy is useful if you're not dying, right?
Not at all.
for good money. I guess I don't have to play kill the hippo. I don't know if they
didn't get to anything benefit. It takes a long time to kill. It's like
humanity. Yeah. Then restart meaning from the very beginning. Yeah this is the
better be getting out of the game
you can only sit together and be possible much okay
I rolled into it.
Adaptability for the wind blow.
Welcome home!
Let's check out these loot and this other loot.
Okay, Soul of Lawson, that is pretty decent to get, I mean, it's always good with
more souls.
We can go behind the troll over here in the Cyclops.
Did he die?
Yeah, I died, but a stupid dark lurker killed me, bro.
They got me from both sides.
I was sandwiched between them.
Wait, there was...
Oh, there's a little deer.
One more bone and a solo loss on that.
Okay, not bad to pick up, but not necessary.
I was so sandwiched like we put in a dude and another dude but they got me so
there was nothing much I could do I feel like I couldn't heal in time there's no
way maybe what I could have done is panic roll but it would only have helped
me for like 30 seconds and I don't know what to buy in any way and as I just
killed them but they were too too many hits I think so was the probability of
finishing today? Zero. To my remembrance here there was nothing really useful to pick up
here
All right, yeah.
Onwards.
I'm not going to bother jumping up there, though, because it's a weapon I don't even
need.
And the DS2 random permanent is the best to see.
Yeah?
There's so many gang squads, I guess.
Is that why?
Or just because the game is so painful, and you like pain.
Like what's saying other people's pain.
Both answers are like, fair.
Broken straights are like they only give you shit here.
They just put all this shit up here just to make you feel like you need to pick it
up.
Yeah I died. What killed me? Dark workers. The little alien dudes on four legs.
Every time I die, I run back way quicker, wood, bolts, and electricity I want for months.
Very happy.
Owie, owie, owie, chill.
There we go.
I think I should probably put my S's here.
Don't you guys think?
That's annoying that they don't switch places automatically.
This is cosmetic noise, sure.
I mean a little, yeah, because it takes so long to use it.
And also it doesn't instantly like add health to you either, does it?
Life Jam Poggies!
Yeah, adaptability increases as this time as well, so maybe that's why I think it's
worthless right now because I haven't really upgraded high enough yet.
Witching in!
Hi Kenny!
Every animation dodged frames.
Hello there little lady.
I don't have so much money for you today but I will buy the the key please.
Alright, thank you.
Wow, it's crazy how late it is already. It's 9 p.m. already. It was crazy.
I can't even afford the the maze yet.
I'm too poor!
I'm too poor chat!
No!
I go to bed at 2am approximately, and this is my team time to go to bed.
So, drinking a Red Bull 900 is also bad for me.
Also, I feel like I can drink a Red Bull in the sleep.
Is that a good sign or not?
I don't know.
Yeah, yesterday I streamed late because I was waiting for Ella to come back, so I could give him some treats on stream
and see his reaction but it was pretty worth it right I mean I thought it was fun
you got some sick moments
it has come with ADHD I'm not diagnosed but sometimes any drinks make me sleep
it too for me helps me focus of it I guess I was saying but honestly when I
told my okay okay no um work therapist
rotational therapist subject colors oh shit
wow now we know that I told where I said holy permanent yeah we're doing a
permanent run
I told my occupational therapist I think that's my phone
That I drink like Red Bull every day and it helps me a lot the streaming
She was like yeah, you're self-medicating. Oh, okay
How did I get him to shoot that before?
Is there no way to make him shoot that?
Oh, they're so close.
How did that not hit?
Oh, come on.
I guess I do it later, because I don't have a bomb on them, I think.
Hello, Skull.
I do have a firebomb.
No breathing.
Where did I get it?
Is it from a- wait what?
Some of these are exploded already.
How did I get hit there?
Is there a water turret?
The stamina ring. Where did you get the stamina ring?
Oh is it in the room with all the ballistas?
Isn't that too risky to go to?
Or maybe if I use to it, it's not that risky.
Let's find the girl.
Or like, if I know about it, it's not that bad.
No, it's fine to go to.
Not this early in the run.
If you don't know, it's kinda risky.
Yeah, but if I know that they're gonna shoot me in the bullseye,
I can jump to the side immediately and just kill them.
Right?
I don't want to talk to you, I talked to the wrong guy.
Hey, boy.
I hit him low, then they shoot.
I can probably run in and then like go straight to the side, they're not going to be able
to shoot me.
Like in the room?
I'll be around for next
talking from door then back out okay I should I should I only should once or what
oh you shouldn't drink too much red we shouldn't drink too much of anything
You know, Andreas?
Moderation is key.
Magilla music makes me want to reinstall and do a run.
Magilla music is freaking feels, man.
I still don't think I've leveled up to the 5 man, huh?
You'd be locked in doors and turned them lights and long
Alright, let's see what you mean
Oh chill!
Chill, Kings.
They can go up though, right?
You guys use ladders?
No?
Alright.
Wait, the way I missed everyone?
Ah! No! No! No! No! No!
No! Get! Get! Get! Get!
It's not funny!
It's not funny!
Sh**t and the sh**t, why doesn't...
Why does it, why is this...
Everything is so slow, bro!
Stop! Stop it! Hold on! Pete, can you help me, bro?
They keep running at me with their weapon up!
Did you guys mother teach you not to run with scissors?
Holy shit! Okay.
Face for nothing, Pete! Jesus Christ.
That was kind of scary, you're not going to lie.
Well, yeah, that was, well at least we did it, so.
We didn't die.
A world-class and awarded souls player.
I didn't get the- is it down here?
Is this hill boating?
Safe?
NOT SAVE!
Well, he's not a mimic at least.
I have the chart. Ayo. Wait, trap.
Memories. Hidden door. There's a secret wall here. Or stuff like that.
No?
Like salmon.
Oh, they open it.
Isn't there a hidden door?
I could have sworn it was a hidden door here.
Oh, this is close.
Oh, a lockstone.
Yeah, you need some kind of key.
Okay, that's what it was.
I knew there was something about this room.
Oh yeah, I guess that is a hidden door, kind of.
So dark here.
It was like the game told you that you need to lock something for it.
Do you think I read text?
What's wrong with you?
Oh yeah, the life gem.
Wait, was that just a life ring twice?
I thought I was staminering that I was getting.
Oh, at least we know.
Is this starting gift?
Yeah.
I could have started with healing items. I feel like that would be... but also taking
this route was kinda risky. Did I get anything good for it?
Yeah, I guess I got something so good.
Wait, the lady sells one?
Which lady?
What, you need a stone thingy thingy?
Ah, a submarine's behind the other door.
OK.
I see, I see.
Is that the calamity ring?
calamity calamity
From the lady near the bonfire, oh the old lady real does she have it very interesting indeed
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Can I allow me to eat?
I don't know man.
Wee! Monk.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I never seen that ass like that.
The way you move it,
They are moving!
She makes my pipikis go.
Out of sync 42-42 on.
Stretch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clemurai, claw-lore-likes.
Yes.
That's a ring.
Make my pipikis go.
You make my pee-pee go
Come here bad boy chill chill in the ass
You know what percent it
I don't have any healing left and I'm running out of life gems, it was great.
I gotta come back soon anyway so we can just take this and go open the shortcut.
Is there any point in like lighting the swatches everywhere?
Everything according to plan, my hon.
Let's talk to this lady to exhaust her.
So she sells me the stone, I mean?
Ahhhh.
That is what I mean.
4k, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
You're right, thank you for the prime.
Two years.
Thank you so much.
4K is cheap.
Yeah sure, but I don't have a lot of money right now.
I've got a lot.
Is it super worth it, the stamina ring?
What do you guys think?
Thank you.
I'll be around.
I'll be around.
We'll make it.
There.
Seek.
Seek.
I'll be around.
I'll be around.
I'll be around.
I'll be around.
We'll make it.
There.
Seek.
Seek.
I understand
What am I doing?
Plus two is pretty good. Is that the plus two you get there?
On a day in a twitch buffering
bruh
not the base one?
ok
I'm gonna go ahead and buy a little lifestone, please
Wait, which game are we talking about an emulator on?
What are they saying?
Bloodborne?
Why would you play Bloodborne with an emulator when you played in perfectly 30 FPS, just
like Miyazaki intended on PlayStation 4?
What's the meaning of this?
Heresy, I say.
Heresy.
Alright, we need to go to Elevator.
Where's my preferred to play in 15s?
Right.
A PS4 that you never dusted ever and that's lying on the floor under your TV.
So not even on the bench, just like under the bench.
Yeah, 15 FPS, yeah that works.
It's locked!
Like Miyazaki wanted.
Well, yeah.
Now, 60 FPS is going to be pretty damn good, pretty good.
Welcome to the bonfire, you candlelight.
Thank you so much.
Beats!
I'm not even mad about it.
Boom.
No hit run!
Let's go!
How many years to elicetrain?
10 years.
I got used to Bloodborne on 30FPS personally but I need to finish it
Yeah, I mean you could kinda use it
But if you were to like play it and then go to 60FPS and then go back to 30, then like that would be horrible I think
The demon, the swords, or the demon horns
And they're boosting my power
It's crazy
I went the wrong way chat. I should probably spend my soul first. Am I supposed to have
more titan that shards right now
oh yeah yeah yeah there's one that's right above me that has like at least one okay let's go get those first
I have corns, corns, I love corn, I can love corn.
Guys, now that I've baked so many baked goods, how am I supposed to stop myself from constantly
eating them?
Be honest.
I stop.
I can't just eat all of them in one day, that's not good for me.
Let's watch the world with the dragon.
Helm so I can cover my ugly face.
I don't share with friends, feed them to Ella, I think he's gonna eat them either
way to be honest I saw the pile get smaller I saw it live in real life I
saw it get smaller
Pre-some for later. That's smart. Probably best idea I've heard so far.
to have social accounts? Indeed I do. It's mainstream socials. Should be read a link.
Share them with your mods. No, you know what? I don't think I will.
Maybe Jimbook and we have half of that.
I don't want to spoil them, you know.
Let's level up my weapon first.
in this game leveling up weapon is as powerful as in the other full games right it's not like
it's a bit weaker here it's like it makes a huge difference right guys
i'll be around i'll be around
yeah there it's nice it's time to upgrade adp
Yeah, I think we're prime 5 months.
You're a Chrysler.
Yeah, pretty stronger.
Not at the Tunement. Okay, we don't know where the Tunement.
Alright, Chad? No Tunements!
I do
We
Bunk
Give me like a nose and turn them like
Never gets a stone thingy thing or maybe I can get after this boss
What was this?
No, I think that was a stupid item.
A stupid one.
A stupid item!
That equals going right to the start.
Yes, I died three times already.
Or two times.
This guy's kind of scary.
I feel like I have less flasks and less stuff this time around.
That's a rare attack from these guys, the Hilt Smash.
Okay, cool.
Nice.
Yeah, the DLC is encountered with this challenge.
I figured if we want to do the DLC we can have it as another challenge as well, because
it's kind of like its own game.
Let's have one goal at a time, you know?
I think this is better to have smaller goals.
How did I get hit there?
I don't, I, I, uh, botched too early.
Oh, shit.
I feel like when I started playing this game, the first time, this game was actually, or
this boss fight was actually difficult.
It's funny.
I don't know how that works.
Yeah, let's go!
let's go! whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! second boss down! we're getting real close to where
we died. the mace was a pain in the pvp, yeah. where's the second guy? there was two guys
here before. i'm 100% certain there was two of these guys here. give me more than five
I also beat him the first time. Yeah, that's what I mean!
It's funny how that works.
Yeah, I know there's a cheese for the balls, yeah.
I don't think I've ever used it. I don't think so.
Usually I would pair this guy in my Dark Souls 2 runs.
The Belisa cheese?
Gotta pull people like bait sometimes.
Yeah, I feel like it could be.
How do you even line them up?
No, sorry, I know I'm not self-prone, I'm all out here.
is it really huh okay what do you guys think do we get the stamina ring or do
we not do we level up it's gonna really
well so far, Tiger. You gonna get ball swippens? Maybe, probably not. I don't know. Yes? Level?
No, I'm sorry. No, it's health promotion either way. Thanks for asking, though. I don't
even let people do food promotion for charities in here, because I don't know what the
You know, I don't know what stuff goes through, I don't want my audience to be misled on my grounds.
I feel responsible for the influence I have, you know?
The ring, of course. I think I'm going to love it a little.
No! Learned, you may not.
I'll talk to LusaTL. Oh, you can talk to her here. Alright, it's the same lady. Yeah,
she's in the building next door, right? Yeah, of the curse. Seek so seek the nest.
I'm adding you're an NPC in the conversion mod.
I'm gonna name you Berserker Mika.
Really? That's so cool!
That's awesome! I need to...
...kill myself.
That doesn't sound great.
I can chill on Agility, just 26.
And then I do...
...Hartality and Strength?
in game in game I mean I shouldn't be hoarding my souls
I love that it doesn't cost a menu every time you use them, it's very satisfying.
Okay, honestly I didn't get it that much.
That was kind of ridiculous to me.
There!
Secret.
Yes, please.
I can't even level up.
Want me alive?
Okay, fine.
Okay, to watch level we use a Titanate Shards.
It's right now it's plus 2.
When does this stop becoming good?
Hot body, you good?
Is this randomizer? No, it's not.
Got a rip here.
One more.
I'll be around.
My bike seat.
Hi bro, what?
Can I do self promo?
No.
Okay, but I just wanted to do
Facebook Markiplier's promo.
No.
Okay.
No self promo, but I'm still in my bike seat.
No.
Bro?
I think the sleigh of demons was super
off Michael thinking for two months
you
can I force my bed more please
breath
okay okay I just think use my brain use my brain
Bring my brain.
I kill pursuer.
I need to go back to Majula.
My brain has been used.
I think I need to burn the thing, too.
Someone stole my bike seat! I'm pissed!
What?! Hold on! You won't believe this!
Wait, I didn't get the thing yet!
Did I miss it?
Oh, oh, oh!
I know where, maybe?
Did she wrap warp to Majula, back to Majula?
I should have found this.
Listen, this game takes a lot of brain power, okay?
You block and throw things and I'm like someone
Can you attack that?
Something you would do a swing
A swing and a miss!
Moist?
Here we got the real ripier powder.
S.S.
human after you didn't like jam but wait wait job where'd I get that thing thing
Chad where'd I get that thing hello I can't just bug they can't use a ladder
Oh, not good. The bone shard dust. Yeah, I mean, I had the bone shard dust three times in a row and now I don't have it. Why?
Very sus.
It's right before the wharf. Ah, that makes sense.
Oh shielded by the shield guy.
Oh that's Soyboy, the mega Soyboy.
Right, I got you, I got you.
I got you.
I'm blinded by the light.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do.
I totally wish I could do something else besides Warf first.
I don't think there's anything else I can do.
I can't kill the dragon easily. Maybe I need to find a way to kill the dragon early game.
But those guys in the hoods, they're very scary too. Or no, they don't have hoods in the armor.
They have to sit down and then when you kill the boss, they don't sit down anymore.
They're scary as well.
But still? Which one is bestill? The gutter?
I still have a lot of cheese. I like cheese.
Oh, is that easier or...?
I'll save a sail, but it's even worse.
Yeah, I think warp is easier now.
I have a lot of fun yesterday on the cooking stream, I did.
Did you guys enjoy that?
I enjoyed it a lot.
I feel like it was one of my best cooking streams in a long time.
I'm quite impressed that you beat Malena on that spot.
Oh thank you!
You know, the hardest run I've ever done.
think it's the dual run where I played two games at once, I played elderings twice, I beat all the bosses
I don't know if I beat all of them, but I beat all the hardest bosses, including DLC
but my hardest run is actually level one dance pad, oh my god it was so hard
Thank you.
Thank you.
Because I don't know, like the dual run was really really weird to play.
Playing two games at once took a long time to get used to.
Well, I compared to the Dicepad level 1, but the Dicepad level 1, everything was so fun.
Did I die so easily?
Oh shit!
Cabbie!
Chess!
Thank you for 3,540 beats!
Yeah, alright, thank you.
Boi Tosma is good to have.
Yeah, my mom's are really good, like I'm super, super, super, super happy with my mom's, bro.
You don't even know.
It's so dedicated.
Dedicated smart, cool and funny.
I thought lying on the floor was funny haha yeah that is true
You even learned?
Ah you know
The new mod is going to sell us
Smart! Loyal!
Thank you Leo for the tier one
This guy actually has a damage so I want to get hit
Did you manage to unwax your counters?
Yeah I did.
I took one of those things to remove the dirt.
It's like a flat knife to remove dirt on your stove.
I did that.
And carefully shift away.
Nice.
It's kind of easy, it was really satisfying noises, like I feel like it, I'm not a huge
fan of ASMR, but like there's a few things that I like, and the sound of like removing
the wax from the tabletop, table thing, it was very satisfying noise, it was like
like a clicky clicky noise and then there was um the keyboard sounds keyboard
sounds of paw ears bro so I said I don't really like ASMR especially not like
human ASMR like human sounds bros hate that hate humans
The worst thing for me is people eating sounds.
Oh man, that's the worst.
Whispering is okay, I feel like, but it's not something I super enjoy.
I remember another boss in this game now, just from my memory.
It's that guy with the mirror on his shield.
Doesn't he like summon you or something?
He summons a...
Oh, he summons a multiplayer.
Like a player.
A PUP here, no?
That's crazy.
It's like Spirit of the Church.
Spirit of the Church?
Wow, how dare you.
How can you block?
How can you block?
I don't see if you're applying.
Both torsos too long.
Every short legs.
Easy.
easy. we're back to where we were. I mean we go back quickly wait we didn't kill the
okay you know what we should do we should go back to the first area and kill
the troll. first Majula. there about my back seat count. no so good so good.
welcome back hot body
Question? Should I buy another smithy stone or should I level up my character?
You healed the boss?
That's horrible
Wait bigger or Vitality which one is best?
Oh I think that's 20...oh yeah, definitely bigger.
Endurance.
Strength a little bit.
Control people are healing bosses? That's so annoying, I hate that.
I hate it, I HATE IT!
I'll have a equipment load after your next boss fight, okay.
I haven't gotten for them this before, so...
The music is so good in this game!
For all the fault of this game, the music is definitely not one of them.
Worth? Yes, I have a worth after this.
I look forward to seeing Frank again.
Oh.
Sippy.
It's Frank.
It's the guy with the torch.
It's not a little guy with the torch.
What's uh, what's down below by the waterfall here?
Is there no one now? Is it worth taking a peek at?
An egg?
I mean...
Egg-gu?
Pre-bo one of my beloved egg-gu!
K egg.
Alright, let's go through the wharf.
Let's move this into the stones, you trade them for some stuff for a pickle pee?
Oh, is it the stones that make you shiny shiny?
Wait wait wait!
One more thing I can do before I go.
Hold on Chad!
I'm also going to try switching the lighting color.
What color would be good?
That looks kind of cool, does it think?
Yeah, I've been trying a new light set up today.
Or is it annoying?
Is it too blue?
I don't know, I can tell. Is this distracting?
It's cool.
I see more of the reflection of the chair and the mic.
Yeah, also it doesn't turn into so green.
It's not as green anymore.
Turning off lighting is fine, but I've been wanting to use a backlight for a long time.
And now I got lights perfect with a backlight.
turn into the left the light sign
alright what?
have your face purple
okay I'm wearing purple in the background
I don't know about pink
I think it looks cool
Make it green? That's a bad idea!
I just need one more. So let's just buy one.
Let's hit the right spot.
Maybe we should go back to orange.
He's cute. Red, orange, which is better?
He's fanger.
What else am I? Go green, Chad! Go green!
AHHHH!
AHHHH! I'm being absorbed by the light!
OOoo! Help sagt! HELL!
Hey guys.
I'm just making someIn spine, or there we go.
Now we're talking. This is a pretty good light.
You look so close.
I can't even tell who's there anymore.
What yellow I think?
Orange?
I feel like I can't see it anymore.
I'll be around.
Why, you say a little bit.
Well, you see a little bit.
I feel like I saw it more before, I don't know what happens.
How did I mess it up?
Time for the good ol' wharf again, chat.
This is the only place I've died so far.
Can I say either or ruin sentinels?
I don't even know which boss is in the wharf to be honest. Is that an optional boss?
Because I swear I haven't I don't feel like I've done that boss too much, but maybe I have
Maybe I skipped him a lot
I went up total of three places so far. Yeah, and three or two out of two times
I've died in one of the places. I know the boss on the boat. I just don't remember the boss at all
Probably will remember when I see it
The center buff.
Technically optional, no.
Blindbombedust.
That's it.
I actually was too suffering.
I shake my legs, some of my characters' legs shake too.
Nothing.
Ooh.
Well that's one thing if I turn it more orange, but I think it's more orange.
Now it's definitely more visible.
I think it looks cool.
I think it's clearly getting better.
I'm at least getting faster.
I think today will be the day...
Did I just go backwards?
No.
I'm getting 10 while gaming.
I'm getting the story in the jet.
What the heck is happening with the targeting bro?
I'm blinded by the light.
Is that?
Is it luck? You're doing main story bosses, now I'm doing all bosses, bro. All vanilla
bosses. Plus, it's going to descend, I guess, last boss.
Do you have to do the last boss back to bath? We're getting here to respite, bonfire first.
of the car. Seek last. Seek seek last. Seek seek last.
Can't upgrade yet. Back and burn.
Let it go back back. I think you can just leave.
I can just leave.
Cause you did Nashandra and then you have to do him right away
without getting your potions back?
Homeward bone? Yeah, I think it's more worth resetting. I think it's more fair.
I need my porch.
Or do you get bone out?
It's been a minute.
Yeah, you can probably bone out.
I'm going to put my bone on here just in case of emergency.
Not that I think I'm going to bone out ever, but like, yeah, I never know if you can
do bone.
No?
Sounds like you just got a bone.
What is there to say?
Not much to say, really.
really just got a bone
putting down bone out that's what I only saying
I'm just going to say I don't want to do nasty surprises so I'm going to kill that guy that's
on the bridge.
But then he came at me.
Bone out!
Boning time!
Pepper bone.
Any homeward boners?
LOL
Oh, that was funny.
Oh, people use homeward bones!
That's what that means!
LOL
Some- no, no summons.
I never play with summons, though.
I don't even mention that I don't play with summons,
because I just never do.
Like, I can do a whole ass challenge run.
In L ring.
I posted on Twitter and never even mentioned that I don't use summons.
But, I just think people assume that I don't use-
Because there wouldn't really be a challenge if I used them.
They're the same kind anyways.
Tide the chart! Nice!
Well that cost me a lift over.
Alrighty.
Did Eli ever do this challenge?
Yeah, he did a randomizer this challenge and like extra stuff all the time.
I like simple challenges, like playing the game twice, that's bad and controller, that was probably the most convoluted challenge I've done so far.
Typically I like simple challenges that can be easily understood, like it doesn't have like a million things to it.
But I understand the more you play the game the more you want to do it more confident.
to not not play one game too long so
new PB8 that'd be kind of sick Frank
don't you dare attack my Frank
I didn't Frank
Let's go Frank.
Flick those, these bozos.
I will play more where we need.
You think this weekend?
I think?
I hear a dog.
Sit double sits.
That was...
Come on Frank, let's go.
I look weird, I haven't changed my face.
Like other games before beat Dark Souls 2?
I'm just going to play Dark Souls 2, I'm going to Dark Souls 3 person until I reach this.
Every kind of rough.
Yes. That's fair.
Nothing?
I mean I love Dark Souls 3 as much as the next guy, you know?
Where's Frank? Frank you're stuck on a table?
Oh I was so close on attacking him. Come on Frank, let's go. I need you here.
Hello doggie doggie. Good boy. Take a seat.
I'm going to take a life jam, just for good measure.
Nice job, Frank.
Frank is always the MVP.
Don't you dare take Frank!
Come on, Frank, let's go.
We don't need these guys.
They're nerds.
They're just a bunch of nerds.
Oh, god.
Oh god.
Bishes of getting murdered last round.
And the butts.
And they're tanky, these guys.
Every boots.
I had no mobs in this run.
Or in any run.
Frank, are you good?
Come on.
Come on, Frank.
He's not, he's not computing with his brain.
I don't think I'm gonna rely on Frank here.
He doesn't seem very smart.
No offense.
Is there any Frankers out there?
What am I going to do about Frank?
Ow, ow, ow.
It's scary.
He's still stuck.
Here we can kill this guy that throws an oil pot at me but I don't know how to kill him.
Leave me a door, I have to go to a whole new place, there's a lot of new enemies.
Wing torch.
He's just sad and done, I'm gonna lie.
My first death was me dying to a million of these, or one guy throwing like three pots
of oil on me and I couldn't do anything.
I was stunlocked completely.
I couldn't dodge, I couldn't do anything.
Frank is not following me, unfortunately.
I would love some Frank, but...
this is not here I have a question guys was there anything important in there in
there there's a very like a lot of dark lurkers I don't know if it's the worst
doing it was it over there behind taking Frank with you well Frank is really
cool don't you think and also he that has a torch so he will scare away the
dark lurkers it worked kind of badly but hey I'm going to be bringing a
Let's watch out for lightning jumping up on the top.
You like something on the top?
Taking floor... oh great sword? I don't think I need great sword.
I think we're good, we don't need to go there actually.
Save time anyway.
And save probably some runs.
One of the best weapons.
Yeah, we're not using this run around thing.
Link, flunk! Link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link!
I mean, Frank is alive though, he's just chilling somewhere.
Link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link!
Yeah.
He's missing the boat.
breath
I have seven thousand money maybe I should go back first. What is that? Oh, is it I feel like this guy has toxic or something
Wait, that's a shortcut here I can lock them out
No, it's Glee, it's Glee.
He looks like the Toxic Afro-Blox is one, I think.
Is that where I open the shortcut?
Yeah, it looks like it.
But I get there.
Okay, it looks like this is the same place.
I just open the shortcut so we can get back.
I see you son of a bee.
I'll see some loot over there, but I'm kind of scared until I pull this down and go back
to the bonnie.
Back to the bonnie we go!
I mean maybe we can pick up that loot.
That we saw?
Can I also turn on the light here?
Super trying to think for the 100 bids.
I don't want to fall in the water.
Really do heavy attack you think?
Oh what? No, I'm using light attack most of the time.
I guess it just looks like a heavy attack.
What's this weapon?
Human FJ?
What's over here?
Something scary sounding. Oh, dark lurkers. Did it attack even get close?
It's not, they're just fighting corners. This is really good.
I knew it was effective, but jeez this
It's just too hand in my back, not in the worst.
Oh, this is where it was before.
Wait, they have oil pots here.
Go away!
Go away!
Away!
Away!
I hope there's nothing valuable there.
Oh, well thank you, HL, for the 110 bees.
Away!
Away!
away away
I think sometimes they really wanted to use it the torch yeah notice
away away
Bloodborne villager.
Ah, feels home, man.
Seek, seek, less, please.
So far it's going pretty good I would say, let's see now, let's go to old man dwarfed.
No great to join in joining the stream with SeekSeekLest.
Agreed.
I'm in the back now, yeah, we got easy money now.
I think it might have a PB waiting for us.
The problem is I don't remember the boss.
Which is the minor problem, you know?
I don't remember it at all, like Zero memory.
That means it can't be too hard, though, right?
Surely.
Ah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, why did I hit this and then- Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, I got it, I got it, I got it, it's okay.
Don't panic, don't panic Chad.
Whatever you do, stay calm, stay calm, stay calm.
Nothing happened, let's just reset, okay?
Easy fix, let's just reset, yeah?
is there no worries holy shit that was close
did you guys panic cuz I sure didn't
I mean that's so far too that's
Oh my god, I leaned because I felt like healing health.
I like leaned to the left.
I almost cracked myself.
No.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I just wonder if there's anything important to do over there.
Doesn't even go yet.
I see you.
The mazes won't break.
I don't think there's much.
Oh there's on the boat too, oh shit.
I remember those enemies, one on the right, let's go left first, now they're already coming
for me.
That guy, I remember him, should there be somebody behind me.
Let's go and take that bow shooter first.
Yeah, this is PB right now, but I mean, it's not PB boss-wise.
I'll say we're going with boss-wise.
I think it makes more sense.
to keep track of. See ya. I go full. There's other ways the mods have to like take a note
of where exactly the one we died last so
go trap that feels weird
very sassy wasn't
Okay, I don't remember this boss.
Pray for me.
What the?
Oh, it has Bleed, right?
right? You can't backstop it, that's for sure.
Which one is easier?
Ow.
Whoa, chill there, cowboy.
Okay, that's like a sad monster to me.
I feel like the clubs might be easier.
It's very like easy to see what he's doing with the clubs.
I got greedy, but I feel like it was time.
OK, we got it!
We got the PB!
All right, let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Ooh!
He's a piece of lemon squeezy.
Yeah, I think we're here within the 20 months.
New PB, Poggies!
That's what I came for, right?
Now it happens.
Huh, chest.
And there it is Chad, there it is.
You got a ball? Balls?
Can you complain?
Can you do this?
See ya!
Thanks so much, thank you for the tier 120 miles.
The next boss anyways.
Rune Sentinels of Belfry Gargoyles, Lost Sinner.
This is the hardest thing I think, really.
Rik 20, big for tier 1, 6 months in advance.
For me on my list it says I should kill all dragonslayer,
Blackstar Sun Tree, Ruin Sentinel's, Belfry Gargoyles.
Where like am I?
If you do the dragon slayer now, if you go, if you do the dragon, yeah.
I just need to find arrows, or like where do I have my arrows, because I have 16k,
so I should be able to buy some.
Do you have Zed I think?
Nah, there's no- Oh yeah, I remember this place.
I've never heard of like taking easy ones.
on most games that you play there will be like a boss fight or like heavy like
super hard part and then there will be a break I feel like anymore is just like
all go there's no break I picked up some arrows but I need more than that oh
wait there's a loop there how do I get that loot because it's closest maybe
I need to be on top of it.
My favorite Soulborn game?
And the ring, yeah.
Is that loot worth getting?
Arrows are for cowards.
Yeah, I remember.
There's a bonfire in one of the...
like one of these...
cages.
Do-do-do-do-do-do!
My little dude sells arrows.
the still dude I'm in the still now
common fruit
Here we go.
So nobody in Majula sells arrows or what?
I'm sorry, it's good, but I'll break that.
I think I'm going with my mace, it's a late game now.
of doom. I drill into all sorts of arrows. Is it blacksmiths also? Okay, so, chat, I have
20 arrows, 10 iron, 10 fire. I wonder how many arrows I need to kill the dragon. This
This is the first time we kill the dragon so we're getting the key.
I already got the key.
Leo, thank you for the 100 bd's.
Maze is particular against the sentinels and all their armors and nerds here stick
with it.
Yeah.
My hula.
Dragon ain't that tanky?
Okay cool.
My hula.
Dragon ain't that like tanky?
Okay cool.
I'm sorry, I wouldn't talk to you.
It's like drawing.
I knew you.
He only has normal iron arrows.
How many do you guys think you're buying?
Because I don't want to go back and forth.
Because then I'm going to lose all the progress obviously.
What would you say?
To be safe?
You only sell 50.
All?
50.
Is it though or more?
Do you think we definitely got it with that?
100 to 200.
Really?
Because I only have 20.
I have 70 now. Holy toes. Thank you Tyco for the giant emote.
I get more to be safe. I can get 10 or I can get a lot of wood arrows.
I thought I get 50 of those too and then I have over 100.
I'll just buy more. I'll just buy 50 more. Or 100 more, 100 more. See, we can count them
any way we have. You can use a mass. I mean, they're not that expensive.
I'll be around I'm much too afraid the weapon I can upgrade already large type in the chart
I'll be around I'll be around if you need me let's upgrade or sell off a character with
the rest I guess. We'll goodbye some life gems too. Okay guys what do you think?
Should we get the ring and buy this and get the ring? That's also a good
question. We're gonna go into the... we're gonna go into the the gank room again.
here we do it later
gang room, man
pretend of these
thank you
we can have the stamina ring
you can get a plus one version of the ring later
yeah, I think that makes more sense
you're strong
oh, she ultradired, make sure if I get the drops
thank you
I think we need to upgrade our endurance after this.
Pedring only works if your health is also high enough for the fall.
Oh really?
That's how it works in this game?
I'm not like, alluring that one specific fall would just kill you, no matter what.
Right.
Now we go... over here.
Oh, and now...
Elation. Thank you for finding this box. Thank you so much.
I'm not sure if this is the best way, maybe the other way is easier.
Let's try this way.
You're going on the scene.
Oh shit!
How did he come from?
Howie.
I don't like this. I don't.
I'm thinking about some life gems.
Hmm, maybe he doesn't follow me this far.
He's gonna be here.
I think it...
Imagine he was there.
I don't like to fight these guys.
They're so fast.
Oh, see what I mean?
It's unpredictable.
See what I mean, Ralph?
Maybe I should kill Dragon Slayer before this.
Even though the other guys eat you.
These guys are so hard.
They're so unpredictable.
Oh, did I get a sword?
That's pretty sick.
Did I get a weapon?
So soy these guys.
They are hard.
Yeah, they are.
Get good.
That's what I'm trying to do, bro.
Come on.
It's shy.
I'm not excited about this guy, though.
Shit.
I'm hoping he wouldn't turn around.
What the- but-
What was that?
Wait, is he a player or something?
But-
It was so unpredictable.
She's abating me and shit.
How did that not count?
God damn it!
Stop it!
So annoying.
Good juice.
The move set is crazy. It's all over the place.
They took a stance from the- from the bounce attack.
Ah, it's one of his moves? Real.
I'm not gonna take a risk here, honestly. That's stupid to do.
So where did I kill the dragon from?
From here?
We're from above.
I don't want to fight both of these at the same time, it's kind of stupid.
Below? Yeah, from kind of where I was, but like further below, yeah.
Jesus Christ!
I guess you don't want to stand behind them too much.
Yo! Light, what's up? Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Lurk!
Give him crazy poise.
Yeah, just give him crazy poise, bro.
Why not? It's funny. It's funny.
Did I kill him from there?
Were he standing?
Yeah.
Is it safe over there?
High train success!
Yeah, I'm gonna go in.
We have a bow.
I hope we are strong enough to use it.
I need more decks.
Well we can't use a crossbow, I didn't buy bolts.
I need to go back then.
Level up.
My decks?
12?
Damn it!
I guess I gotta go back and level up and come back here again.
buy some maybe if I go this way I can get more souls because I think these guys
are kind of worth a lot of souls
400 not that much I have to redo this shit again yeah just wasting life
jams at this point.
It's practice, it's all practice, isn't it?
I can always buy more light jams.
Okay, I think I'm starting to understand these guys.
well bro and then it doesn't be completely unexpected so I think you
don't really need to use a bow
and everyone I'm so me that I should definitely go on that dragon
they have very little stamina although I haven't been leveling up my stamina
too much
I've been choosing other things
I was like using bow and dragon in Dark Souls 1.
Yeah, she's a dragon with the bow.
I think most people do that. I don't know if it's safe to do it otherwise.
I mean, you heal kinda slowly in this game.
Learning how to run the dragon fast enough before he blasts you with fire breath is a bit of a chore.
I need to level up quite a lot before I can use the bow.
Can I buy bolts instead?
What is your call here chat? What do you think I should do?
I have 20 wooden bows.
Would you have souls to pop? Good point.
I have these. I could use these.
Brush of Rage.
I don't even know how to do it though. I need to do it once killing the dragon.
Normally.
Is that a longbow?
No, I don't think so.
Is there any boss that I do need for anything?
Or is it just a...
A chance that I can recalls? Oh, dear lord.
Is it a dragon? Yeah, it's a wyvern I guess.
But yeah.
I mean if I get enough I can it's probably good to upgrade my decks a
little bit too. I think it does affect my damage as well with my weapon.
Scales E. E bruh.
I cannot breathe this while.
fire assistance ring just in case I don't even know what to get it howdy a bloody
e bro okay let's go back and do it again we thought it was so fun let's do it
again
dragon these huh like do you want me to drag them what that hurts
Seriously, though.
Ow.
I feel like this gunna hurt.
I don't know what I'm to say I'll say in the end.
You stop being so weird and unpredictable?
You're learning how to say I'll say in the end.
Egg.
Say after me, don't let it do you safe and sorry, take on me, take on me, take me on,
Take on me. I won't be gone.
In a day or two.
Two up.
I don't know man. I don't think I want to drag in that at all.
I think I'll skip for the whole dragon thing.
Can you chill?
No.
I don't think you know how to chill.
The more you learn it, the better, honestly.
It's like they're hollow.
They are definitely hollows, but like they're moving so hollow in their logic.
I think they have a lot of poise, too.
I think those guys want the mech off.
Blocking my worst hit.
Blocking in a Souls game equals noob.
Noob spotted!
I don't know. I don't really use this problem.
I just don't know how I've been trained, you know?
That's exactly true.
I'm yoking.
Ouch! Ah!
I think it could be worse in some scenarios.
A little cheeky punch in the back.
What a yokester.
Thank you.
Bum bum, shh, bum bum bum, shh.
I'm a product of the community, okay?
The first Souls game was on stream.
I played Dark Souls 1 my first playthrough when I started streaming.
Do I shoot it from here?
I do believe so.
Oh wait, I can't even see it.
It's gotta be from here.
Alright pray for me.
Let's start with iron arrows and wood.
I don't think fire is going to be good against a fire dragon.
I don't even aim.
I don't know.
Is he going to be mad at me?
Am I safe here?
Am I safe here?
Looks mad.
Let's put fire. What do I do when he's put fire?
Can I run?
Maybe I should have talked about this before I started doing it.
He doesn't look that man, I'm sure he will tooth sticks in his face.
Whose idea was it to put the dragon here anyways?
Was it Tanymura?
That was your idea? Daniel's idea?
Daniel Classic
Five hours later. It's actually kind of soy, the dragon.
Maybe I can look up how to beat it like it just feels like such a risky move
this deep in the run.
Four bosses. By the way can we make some of the PB updates with the with the PB
being updated so like it doesn't say three yet because it doesn't make sense
that this run is better than the PB. It becomes the PB.
This is deep in the run, we need jimba for that, okay.
Oh look! We did it! Easy!
We kill this guy still.
Toot toot toot toot toot!
Yeah, I played New Dragon.
Oh yeah, I bought 100 hours by the way. I don't even think I used my 15, it's 70, did I?
How many did I use? I had 70. I had more than 70. Did I have 80?
I used like 20 hours? Hours? Hour? Hour?
If a run fails before dragon, yeah, if a run fails before dragon I can practice him.
Yeah, that's true.
Because I don't want to use the run arrow, but I feel like it's not even part of the
vanilla game.
It's like I've added afterwards.
Because I added this with Skull over first in, so I don't know.
Feels dirty.
Alrighty, uh, chat.
faces the correct outfit yeah I guess you guys updated it human fj good
things for my time opening that now remember boss those like there were
two guys you're facing the same time in the castle I believe it's not so it
doesn't have anything to do with the warm scene over here like I remember that
now. Ah! Yeah, yeah, he was tossing, right. That's a wheelie. Old friend, we mean again.
Oh my god, that's a lot of damage.
Ah, too greedy, this guy though, he didn't catch me.
Now I'm going to hit him now.
Nice!
He's an old and bully.
You get the old leering.
Meet up an old man.
He's clappy, clappy, clappy.
a
a
a
I guess I'm a guy I can join proven a bit transient being
would you call me is no place for one such as you
right your coming around you are not needed
rude I think I'm
always killed the same transient being nothing has changed
He thinks he's him.
He is him.
Bro is delusional. The Lulu, I say.
Hit him? Nah.
I think he has more to offer than he seems like.
I'm too soy for that shit right now. I'm only four enemies or four
Four deep
On part downstairs. Oh, there was a downstairs my bad my bad, bro
You miss a bonfire. Oh my god. I'm sorry
And you're baking up bro, you know what shit I made
Oh my god
It was my best baking stream in like a long time and everything was perfect nothing came out bad
I think it was 10 out of 10. I gave my neighbors like a whole last thing of it.
Hopefully like it. I gave them so much. I gave them like their family of three.
I gave them like enough for family of four times three. That's it. This is just a weird
bonfire room? No hidden walls or nothing?
We had AI snow on the breaking stream. Bro! Why is every AI?
The family of 12? Sub-math! Chat mods! Arrest that man! He was doing math in chat.
wait what's the next boss now hold on let me read the list of bosses
I guess it's Rune Sentinels or the Lost Sinner
use AI? well I have yeah
is it illegal? yeah you can't use math here it's not allowed
I need large titan and charge not upgrade this I need two large ones
I need more lifetimes
This is the first time I've gotten in the rain in game.
I remember quitting on here.
Really?
Why?
What do I upgrade now?
Endurance probably.
probably the other one too
Okay, where'd I go now?
I guess it's here.
Oh, I guess it's... no wait.
Oh yeah, it's here.
Tower apart?
Or exile holding cells?
I don't know which one.
someone stop first message but you like I'm so comfy from someone doing a little
math all hey this is the century bros isn't there also like a pursuer here I
believe oh I don't like this at all wait is that where I'm supposed to go
seriously over there no no no no no is that really where I need to go yeah
that's very scary
Dogs.
Hi.
I'm not sure if I...
Who did you go down there?
I'm sorry, I don't have any fire bombs.
I have to go there?
Can I go here?
Hello?
Hello.
I thought that might be you.
You haven't changed a bit, have you?
The longer I am here, the more madness I discover.
A wretched place...
The looter of its form, glory.
What could have caused such degradation?
She's just hot?
Oh, it makes her hot.
She's badass.
That's what makes her hot.
Oh, yes.
I am not thank you for human ring meeting the other day.
I feel better.
I'll serve it to you.
This is for you.
Wow.
I have no idea what it is.
Our land and their rest.
There is only my fact which I was worth my life at.
I'm still considering if I go back or not and seek the key.
Finally adding a gear and a ring...
...finition.
Oh?
Right.
Here is a merchant, right?
Watch, I've not up on the tower where she is.
Oh yeah, you can go up behind.
It's a branch chair, used for petrified dudes.
Is that your call?
Oh!
my god this is so scary right do I need how many branches do I need I guess I
need some for like bosses or whatnot put it on the head nice you go back use your
bow and arrow on the dogs smart or maybe just on the guy that shoots bow and
arrows maybe a fire arrow honestly that could make it explode explode there
I miss hello don't need anything
Setrified branches?
They belong in doors and turn them lights on low.
Not entirely sure how to switch which arrows I'm using.
No, it's not remastered. This is called first-hand edition.
I guess they use- did I use the wooden arrows?
Oh, it's depending if I do R2 or R1.
They're all under me, I think.
I see, I see.
Is that alive?
Right.
That's great.
Oh, I just saw this.
How many more dogs could it possibly be?
Oh, that one is dead.
Okay, now I can check out what loot there is here because this is interesting.
See if it's worth going here now. Hello again, hello Wookiee!
Peek-sals!
Oh, here's pursuer now.
I'm sussed out. I'm sussed out, Jett. I'm sussed out.
Yeah. Creeper's here.
Is it one of this? Oh, I didn't see it because I was too fast.
What the heck is nobilities? Oh shit, it's like the red eye version.
What are we gonna know? What did I get? I was too fast at clicking down.
Really?
See ya.
Serpent Ring.
I do like new rings.
Oh shit, that's pretty big.
That's pretty big, actually.
Okay, let's see if we can get the merchant activated because I think it's over here.
The one thing I actually kind of like, like, life gems, because it makes it so you don't
have to like, reactivate all the enemies again all the time, like you're doing like, alluring
and...
Park Souls, like, to get your- while alluring you kind of solve it by giving back your
souls when you're exploring, but still.
Wait, wait, wait, don't you want that guy to push that thing?
Ow!
Oh no, I can't do it anymore.
Shit.
Shit.
What do I do now?
I guess I gotta do it again.
Uh...
That was kind of an F.
Did you pull the lever, dog?
I need to do it again.
First was scuffed.
I need to pull the lever, dog.
I need to pull the lever, dog.
What do I do again?
First a scuffed. How do I even do that? How do you make him push it?
You can kick it down too. Oh
If I have no weapon I guess I can kick right?
I don't know how to kick.
Just keep parrying the air.
Usually come from the other side.
Well, now I don't know what's best to do.
I guess I'll just continue playing for now.
I don't know if it's important to talk to the blacksmith yet.
Okay, I could just continue here.
You don't have to kick, you just walk into the barrel.
Oh!
Okay, you know what we can do? We can use a homework bound.
Carry on my wayward home
Now be at peace when you are new
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Oh my god this part again.
Why is this all scuffed?
TANIMURA'S VISSION!
Err? Err?
Er? You're like a dog, you're like a err?
Well, there's a Dawg.
We got the Dawg in him.
Oh, don't be lighting fires over here please, sir.
Hurry!
Come here, please.
I'm here almost destroyed it.
Ha!
Let there be explosive!
That's going to underwhelm me.
Is this supposed to explode?
There we go.
It's going to underwhelm me.
It's an old game!
Fire actually coming in clutch, yeah.
True, but I'm running out, so...
Kind of... Andre!
Oh, why can't they all be this easy?
Hmm...
Hmm...
hmm we've got a lot of
shaggle shaggle why am I so white Jesus Christ
all right this game was released in 2014 right that means it has a problem with
bloom
bloom just like every other 2014 game
No son. No. It's a bloom for you, Rida.
I smell flame on you. I'm the doof the blacksmith.
Macduff? All I want is a little flame.
Streamer tan. So, come that ember to me.
Sure do it. Right now, you imbecile.
What the? He called me imbecile.
Better give it to him, right?
Yeah.
Damn, I can see his underwear.
The fed is... wow.
Do you sell any large stones?
Or you do.
Kinda expensive, but I'll take it.
I will offer you a burnout down to make you feel my love
Does it go to plus 10 in this game?
Oh my god, something in chests!
Hold on a minute, yeah.
Plus 10.
Five Titan Assurance, bro!
What the heck is this?
Oh, I didn't see the holy arrow, I think.
Holy, this guy's chilling and he's rich.
Mega rich.
Is he still sitting on a chest?
Oh.
He's getting to leave somehow.
Is this supposed to blink blink?
Or something?
Bruh. Who is attacking man?
I ought to flay.
Flay, I give.
From this uneven boat.
Nice to this course.
Be gone.
Oh.
Torch.
It's going. What the heck is co- what are you talking about? It's going.
It's not a skull, isn't it?
You guys good?
Skonk? What the heck is a skonk? Brother? Bray is there? It's a pastry. I make it sometimes.
Oh there we go.
I just had to light the scone and I was there.
It's gone, eh?
It's gone.
Craftsman hammer.
Wing-wing-saladite.
Is it a torch holder?
I've never heard of scone before.
We're raising.
Gluta. I'm having a plus five maze at this point is pretty decent, right?
Scams? Scams? No? What do mean no? Rude.
Hammer is better fully upgraded, Scrums is like sexy way of saying brazier.
Brazier is kinda sexy because it sounds like a bra.
It's true.
I also make sounds.
You're shi-
Do you think I have flambards?
Flambards.
Oh wait, I don't have a stone thing, do I?
I do have a friggin' branch of your.
Hey, what if I quickly be able to be and get some baked goods?
Baked goods?
Or maybe I wouldn't play this?
I mean I wouldn't play this for a long time.
Can you jump in from the other side?
Yeah, but I don't want to die, you know?
I think it's safer to go this way.
He is mis-understood, he has petite hands, not big hands, he is bullied, it's not very
very nice.
Stop the bullying.
Stop the bullying.
So I gave my neighbors like a bunch of my baked goods that I did, right?
Also, I'm seeing, like, Ella's eating these.
Every time he leaves the stream, he eats like five of these, bro.
I gotta eat them before he eats them all.
He's speedrunning them.
Every time I see him, the pile is smaller and smaller.
Okay, so I gave my neighbor a bunch of my baked goods.
Even if I would have accidentally given them this.
She says she can buy it through the handful.
Well I made them!
Come on, that would be funny.
I ate the PB part first.
No cream filling?
I didn't even kill you.
Wake up, bro.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Tani-mura!
Why?
Ugh!
Shit.
What's the reward I get for un-patch trying not to do that? Jesus Christ, holy gang squad.
Lord in heaven.
I feel this way.
there oh
Scared how many are there Jesus Christ? It's not okay. The weapons are too long and stop
You don't have to cut overcompensate bro, I know you pee pee small, but come on
Don't blame me for that if I pull this will something good happen only bad happen because I'm thinking only bad
I remember these jails.
I'm just gonna pull it yellow oh my god your mom
one. Yeah.
Well, where did he go?
Oh, I said the boss fight?
Sure looks like one.
I don't know if I'm ready for Sentinel.
I think there's three bosses in one, right?
Wow, oh there was a BS hole in there.
Pilgrim.
Oh, hot lady.
Holy saiyan.
Ah, holy.
Ah, there's a hole.
Should we do a gamba?
I will check out the other side first.
That's where you come in if you do the sword jump, right?
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
What's with this guy? I feel like I remember this guy.
Frank too.
Oh, this is the biggest hole.
Oh, okay.
It wasn't really a hole.
It's just a little hole.
Maybe a hole.
Yeah, I don't have that many life gems.
Do you guys think I should go back and buy or should I just do it with it once I have?
Are you serious?
Why Tenimura?
Be honest.
Why would you do that?
I think I can do it without buying more.
Can we go? There's something else to be here.
Why not? If I walk through the door.
Absolutely! Tanny Mura!
Cheers.
I can use a resin, you're right.
Which one?
Can you use pine resin?
Dark resin.
That's all my resins I got.
I don't think they gank you that much, right?
Right?
I'm left.
Ha!
I killed your bro!
I killed your brawl.
I'll wait here, okay?
I think I jumped down, yeah?
Oh my god, that hurt!
Ouch.
No!
What the heck am I-
No!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, can we talk about this?
The gang can meet Chad!
Ow!
I'm gonna use a divine flask.
Please use it faster.
Jesus Christ.
Everything is so slow in this freaking game.
I just feel like I can't even keep up with healing.
You know what I mean?
What is that?
Discus?
You have a discus too?
Get killed!
No!
No!
I don't want to die like this!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
Just come down!
We can talk about this.
Why did I roll so early?
What's up with that?
Why did I roll so early? What's up with that?
I gotta...
At least this is the first time I see the boss in so many years, you know?
So they're not quite like in...
In... in... Ellering when they attack one at a time, huh?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh!
Alright, do you roll better with a Donkey Kong drama or something?
That was crazy.
Just keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
Ah, we got a new PB chat, a new PB.
6 out of 32.
There's so many bosses in this game.
Ah!
Not intense, no.
Hmm.
Hmm.
None of the walls look suspicious.
Are you serious?
I also didn't even look suspicious in this one.
And I hate most suspicious looking walls that are super walls.
What the heck is going on here?
Why is every wall a hidden wall?
Tanimura don't quite get it, huh?
Wait, is there enemies in the walls?
Yeah, in every other game, hidden walls.
That was a terrible hidden wall.
Is there a hidden wall inside a hidden wall?
Fanny Mora.
Okay.
You choose the right wall you get to Yoda?
No, I don't mind that.
Target shield? From Target?
Why would I want a shield from Target?
I'm confused where to go.
Get Toyota from 2014, so it's not super groovy.
Because my Toyota is fantastic, beep beep, yeah.
It beats my zero cars right now.
I don't know if I go in up here first or up the stairs over there.
This is good.
Guys I need to talk to you guys.
I know there's a gargoyle fight in this game.
Just...
How many are there?
How many gargoyles is there in one fight?
There's almost time to move the mission!
Six?
Nah, there's not six, seven. Okay.
Very funny.
There's not six for real. Is there?
There's no way. Are you guys joking?
6 or 7. Is this seriously...how many people are riding a 6 or 7? Is it actually...is it actually 6?
No.
It's about a 1 by 1.
Yeah, but it can't be 6 or 7. It needs to be one number.
Okay, that kind of sucked, but I saw you jump.
seven eight nine
you know i'm gonna start counting now
one two three four five eight nine
that's how i'm gonna start counting now
actually go there just press a on every wall never know if the hidden wall or
not hidden wall will get over there of course hanging there skeleton
I am running low on health gems.
Ah, keep skipping it.
That's not very nice.
Good thing I popped the life gem, honestly.
Oh, Bonnie!
It's not like a mimic bond, there's some shit. You never know.
This night's Toyota is fantastic. Beep beep, yeah!
You come back soon.
What's up, Mrs? It's a maze.
Come.
Averdeems!
Is that a Toyota song? I didn't know.
It's from a commercial.
It's my theory, it's fantastic!
Yeah!
I speak Swedish, and then I'm going to hit the back of my head.
Oh, I'm going to hit the boss.
Ambush after the boss, just before the bomb, for it's so funny.
Did they even play test this game?
better of the curse seeks seek the nest of this
ha ha ha all part of the plan
what I do now?
did I start going adaptability again?
so I get um agile to what what did I want it to 104 for quicker drinking?
I do speak Spanish, but I don't speak it on stream because I'm not good at reading it,
so.
Oh.
Oh. So what do you want the agility to go up to you?
102, 103, 100. So it's already at 100. So now I'm good for a while.
How did you do?
Okay, so what do you guys suggest I go now?
Endurance?
Vigor?
Vitality?
I do want to buy some life gems too.
It was like Global Defiant.
We checked before, it was 700 million.
20 vigor, 20 endurance.
Okay, we can go some Endurance more I guess, because my Endurance is kinda low, not gonna
lie.
Hello, can you give me some Life Gems please?
Honestly, it wouldn't be so stupid to buy like 20 or something or more.
Thank you kindly.
It was 76k when I started playing.
Let me check again.
Whoa!
The whole world is reset!
I started playing offline, sorry.
Before it was 700 million. 700 million I think.
But we reset the world child! We did it!
705 million.
Yeah, I got invaded by a really nice guy who didn't kill me and tried to help me.
But then I asked him to stop helping me because I didn't want to feel invalid.
And so he stopped and then I was like, okay, I really need to go offline because this is
stupid risky if somebody else invades me.
So luckily I didn't die because of an invasion.
I was very lucky when it came to who invaded me.
The clip of the invasion.
Maybe, yeah, maybe, I don't know.
His name was Depression.
Let's go to him instead.
This is the wrong spawn fire.
Do I have to play Warzone?
No.
This one.
Good game.
Good name for this game
Yeah, true depression
Remember when something made it gave you a rare weapon in the game wait that must be so long ago. Let's brought the
I'm gonna put you in a spot right now do explain to my follow age
There you go, chef.
God, I'm scared of moing.
Can't?
I can just, why not?
I can just see though.
2015, that was crazy bro.
bro you go way back 10 years one month holy shit that's crazy we had OG in
chat role oh gee I mean I knew it but I didn't know it was 10 years already
wasn't I a miner back then brah I'm not that young okay yeah to point that
I saw a stream when it was like 18 or 19 maybe? I don't know.
I'm 29.
So following you played this game back then, this has to be like a Blast from the past then.
Well for me it definitely is a Blast from the past you know.
First game I streamed was definitely World of Warcraft, Warlords of Draenor when I was
raiding Mythic, or maybe League of Legends if it was earlier than that.
But, but, Shad, and this is a big but.
Among those one after that I start playing Dark Souls one that was my first
playthrough and I played on stream and then I love Dark Souls that I've just
played Dark Souls for a long time I couldn't even do much variety I just
played Dark Souls Dark Souls one then I did Dark Souls two and then Demon Souls
because Dark Souls 3 wasn't released yet and then I did Dark Demon Souls alright
Dark Souls 3 and then I did Bloodborne I bought a PlayStation just for
bloodborne so worth it.
I actually was a good way to grow a channel back then.
You're fair.
I didn't have more than like 30 viewers, maybe 50 max.
That's crazy, Daniel.
I'm not gonna need these.
I'm gonna use them.
I'm making an executive decision to use them.
At least a few of them.
I can have luck quite a bit from none.
Wait, now I need what?
Head in a chunk.
I'm already going to work just to hammer an anvil.
all day of freaking relaxing when did you do the first dance footrun maybe
22 or something you can't I think you could press and I want to chat and see
how long they followed isn't that so or do you have to be a mod for that
Yeah.
There seeks...seek less.
Seek, seek less.
Hmm.
I will buy life gems for the rest.
I knew.
Where do we go next?
So, um, let's see the next boss. I'm thinking Belfry Gargoyles, and then Lost Sinner after
that. So for Belfry, where do I need to go? Here's Huntsman's Corpse, wait, what's that?
This is all bosses, all vanilla bosses, no DLC. We do DLC as a separate challenge.
Because I think that would take as long as the main game.
Is that a path over for Goggles I think?
Okay.
Corpse is just a small area of trees.
Once my corpse is an area before the chariot.
Oh!
Why would I do that now?
Corpse would die from the last bonfire and lock.
The servants quarters?
What?
I've been shooting for 8 hours already?
No way!
Ain't no way.
That was crazy.
How's it already pe- oh my god, I can't pass that fast, it's crazy.
I yelled to my buddy in the other room, you were doing an Iron Man run of DS2 and just
heard oh god.
Lol.
Why does an Iron Man run?
Is that like an old death run?
Maybe G910?
Maybe, maybe.
Well, this looks menacing. Let's go to the edge where nobody will push me off, probably.
Most likely.
Ah! I knew it!
Surely that's it.
That's still a key.
You're going for a sin in this way.
Oh, I am?
Oh.
I'm not a sinner yet.
or named after a keyboard
hehe yeah
and where did I go?
no there's no sinner
I don't even know who sinners is
oh yeah I have a faint memory
little bit of shit boss I did yeah
is it a sinner? okay wait so where did I go for gargoyles? I'm so confused
Isn't that Gargoyles right here? Isn't that where I'm hearing?
For sure that's Gargoyles right there.
Look at that! Hello Gargoyles!
Down the hole makes it a bonfire.
Down the hole makes it a bonfire.
So this is the Caprio guy.
It's your shade.
Lucky thing for the prime.
Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One.
Where the ladder was?
So here, yeah?
On the ladder?
Down, down, down.
Oh, mister!
All sounds!
Whoa!
Holy!
I thought it was 5 and then it was 5th...
We're still here!
What's your problem?
Making so much money for the 50 gifts and stuff, what the heck bro?
Sorry, I have a stalker problem.
Nevermind, I'll take care of it.
Hey, what a 50. Wow, that's crazy
Sorry, you scared me
Thank you all sound for the 15 subs, but that's crazy
I know I said already but like it's I just want to make sure I said the whole thing in one
I hope everyone is going to give this up and join us for an ad pre-watching.
I don't have this thing I put in the mouth.
Maybe I need one of those.
Maybe the square you put in the mouth.
I guess I gotta go get one of those things that I shove into that mouth.
And I know I can buy one from that lady for 4k
Yeah, I usually do gargoyles later fine
It's a shove it in their mouths, yeah
Thank you mr. Wall of Sam for the tier 1 2 months as well. Thank you rendering emotes
Getting dear
So can I buy some more life gems maybe?
I really like these life gems, the simple ones.
You can easily die.
They're so hard to fight if you're nice alone.
Really?
I think so?
That's not hard.
I'm not addicted to life gems, I can stop at any time.
Whoa, she shoved it in this mouth now?
Oh, fell for my Luna.
Wow, what a nice place.
Hopefully nobody kicks me off the edge.
Classical.
Oh my god, a little shorty!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
Keep your hands up or I'll kill you!
Right there!
Okay, Johnny.
The better belongs to the princess, isn't it?
Stay back and we'll slice you to bits!
You're a chance of going shopping!
Stay back on your pieces!
He's pissed!
A short fella.
She made you?
Did you break through?
You're inside in chat.
You?
You're inside in chat.
Let me guess, this is a loony faction.
I don't know if it is any benefit in joining it.
I have no idea about any of the covenants in Dark Souls 2.
Maybe you should do a prediction for the next boss.
The PvP faction?
Oh.
Doesn't really matter.
No, if I was going to mod anything into this game, you know what it would be.
Like, Dark Souls 3 has an eldering, has like, if you hold the button to switch the usable items,
it will go to the first item.
Such a small thing to help you out so much
That's a nice quality of life feature
That's what I would add big chests. I would also add big chests
But that's secondary
What the oh
My god, oh my god, what where am I?
What the heck
for what
to your stone is not so like low HP or something
where I am anymore I fell like I didn't fall to my death. Somebody invaded me. I'm back
here. More defense for low health. It could be fairly nice but I don't know what I would
switch out? I don't know how good the life ring is. It can't be that good, right?
He's prepared to be gnomed!
Haunting computer? I'm playing offline, so is this guy. This is the invader.
I got gnomed, chat!
Ah! He gnomed me!
Damn. That was a big black square emoji.
Peek Souls 2. This is a good looking mod.
Let's go to first hand visual mod.
Oh damn, looks crazy.
Now that looks crazy. Adds shadows to the game.
Last famous. You don't need shadows in the perfect game.
There's a reason that in our shadows, because it's unnecessary.
Who needs shadows when it's perfect?
This is how Tani Mura's vision.
He hates shadows.
He's scared of his own shadow, he didn't know.
Tani Mura's vision.
Also, I noticed that there is an elite.
I don't know.
But what you can mod is Big Chest.
Because that's...
You get...
He gets...
He gets silenced.
So he's still in submission.
What the heck is that?
Mega Bomb.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Chrysler.
like this one for those and there's just one right one of those the big chests
as funny a big chest and there's this one well they got a bunch of small I'm
getting gnomed I didn't agree to this well thanks going on all that's the
big one you know what I think I'm gonna do I think I'm gonna ring a
bell.
Pratchabee gnomed!
Boo! I didn't know where I went.
There's a big gnome, but there you are.
Ha!
I'm behind you!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Oh shit, another one!
Ah!
Wah!
I'm gonna get sandwiched between two gnomes.
That's not a nice Friday night chat!
Ayo!
I know a sandwich.
How's the ice on?
Quite fabulous, thank you.
So I'm now ringing the bell.
It's Friday.
Oh, you touched my tralala.
Oh, you touched my trellala.
My ding-ding dong.
Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
Now what happens?
I hear mega noise.
Oh, that's where I fight the boss!
Oh my god, pray for me, Chad.
You guys should go to the bathroom first.
Did we do a gamba?
We did? Oh god, I should just go for it.
Oh, RNG, RNGesus.
I want you to know that I have brush my teeth every day.
And that I brush my dog's teeth as well.
And that I brush Melo's teeth as well. He likes teeth, okay.
Wow, I thought I was gonna one-shot him bro, wait no.
Oh, oh, I got to hear him behind me.
I don't want to get ganked, I don't want to get ganked, I said no, no means no, I'm
Let me teach you spools.
Oh my god.
You know a magic?
What's up these guys magic?
Oh we win.
Oh
Oh, what the- my stamina went up.
Bruh.
The last one is hard to kill, I guess.
Woooo!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Gargles!
Woo!
I couldn't even- I don't even know how many of them were, I just know they are dead.
He did worry me at one point when they were ganging up on me.
Because I knew if I got traps, I would be dead.
I'm told there's six or seven.
That was pretty good, actually.
I'm surprised.
Why did it drop me off like that?
Pretty good to back up.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just got to not be greedy.
Southern Ritual Band!
Sounds like some sassy bossy.
I don't want that. Eww, it's magic.
This is odd.
Is this a new one?
Where's the dongle?
You guys need to be dongle.
What's the uptime by the way?
Like the actual one of this spot.
Because I know I had an F earlier.
I don't care. The F doesn't count.
It's a reward. You don't need to brush your teeth today. Yay.
I'm gonna do it anyways.
I feel like I haven't upgraded my flask in like 5 million years.
I'm not exaggerating.
Yes Daniel.
I'm not using Rapid Mon.
I'm thinking Endurance to 20, and then we can do some Strength.
Bearer, Seek, Seek, Last.
I need...
Thank you guys!
No!
Learn!
Blame.
What is...
I just thought Madrula means something
in a particular language.
It means happy.
Happy, happy, happy.
Happy, happy, happy.
Happy, happy, happy.
Happy, happy, happy, happy.
Happy, happy, happy, happy.
Okay, so now it's time for sinners, right?
right?
Can't figure out where that boss is.
The lost center, number 8.
Where, where, where'd that teleport?
Is it the same place?
This?
But I go up instead of down?
I think so, right?
Is it over here?
Up here or something?
Flame butterfly, I don't even know what that is.
You don't know I've been eating the whole string, do you?
One bonfire?
What is this then?
Let me just go up here and let you know unless you like the air in the air with the light
here torch.
This fire is a lot easier if you like the air beforehand.
Oh.
Flame butterfly, OK.
I need to get one of those, then.
Good tip.
Oh, these are the Explody Act, right?
Hang in there, Skeleton.
I knew it!
Oh my memories are crazy!
Holy shit!
What the-
Guys can you believe that?
Do you know how much more I need to go play this game?
Well, Shamad, he has been streaming for a long time and he has been working hard for
what he has and has built it up.
I don't know where I am, Sha, I just know that I'm scared.
I learned skull.
Oh you touched my talala.
My ding ding dong.
I knew it!
I didn't know.
I just pressed on A. I just started pressing on A on all the walls.
I didn't know shit.
Green blossom?
Where's my- the rest?
Are you scared? Because I don't want to die. I'm doing a no death run.
That was kind of shitty.
I don't even know why I'm here to be honest.
You were almost a jibble sandwish!
I feel like looking on my shoulder all the time.
Hang in there Skeleton.
I'm just kidding by the way.
I don't really have as much.
Is it Elevator?
I don't know if I want to go down there.
When some of those are dead, yeah.
None of us think we're gonna get to sub.
Thank you so much.
Parking marches I think for 100 bd's.
I'm the petrified dude here.
I don't think I have a branch for it.
I have like $200 in the game, but for way long ago.
Oh but still key.
No Bonnie here, huh?
Class of Midnight?
Oh shit, is this a boss fight?
Am I really, um, I'm not entirely sure where I'm going here.
I don't think I have a flame butterfly.
I'm not the get the one.
No, not yet.
No, but it's a trap.
But is that on its way to Lost Inner here?
Because I'm kind of confused.
There's a better chaos.
Oh god, he has a way.
He gets to go then.
I need to go through Boston, but now I'm too scared to go.
I feel like I need to do it out of bonfire.
This doesn't look like it's- oh, there's people shooting me from above.
I'm definitely rolling on exploding barrels.
I mean, if it's possible that there's a trap in this game, it's always a trap.
They don't know pacing at all.
Wait, I didn't take the elevator down!
Hmm.
I recognize this place.
Memories
I'm missing a double secret wall. Oh my god, I could I Bonnie
Okay, I need to have a flame butterfly anyone else out there who can get one or two you play this last
I think the last time I played it was 2019 but I didn't really play a whole play through.
I think the last time I played it for real was probably closer to 2016, maybe 2017 maybe.
The Cat Lady sells them?
Let's go and get it.
Yeah, I'll permit that Dark Souls 3 as well.
I done Dark Souls 1 permadeff, I done Dark Souls...
or Eldering permadeff and Eldering Dancebud permadeff as well.
That one was hard.
I wasn't dead, right?
From a slop?
Well, I do my permadeff...
far between each other, okay?
and one without much time remaining just about ready to fall apart I'd say
I'd be rude
not exactly the time to be chatting with a cat
oh
suit yourself
not so real, I turned my game offline so I can't play with the pressure anymore
you may only show off
on Sean Tay
on Sean Tay
so, ooooh
could it be a cat?
I'm off flame butterflies here, do you think they join her covenant first or something?
Nothing suit to do I presume.
Touch.
Well, that's dismaying.
There's your other merchant lady.
You got a crush on the cat voice?
You got a crush on the cat?
Don't abandon the poor.
Hmm, no.
Lively time, Peter.
Results same.
Same?
Me too.
AHAHAHA!
Stopping some sewing and sell me some flame butterflies.
He doesn't have anything.
Well, I don't have a see you again.
Yeah.
You can't beat depression by going offline.
There's a lesson there.
Okay, so how did they get flame butterflies?
Yeah, I was thinking I could bring a torch from the bonfire too.
Is it the Salt Fort or the...
Self-free Luna? No, it's the Salt Fort, I think.
Self-free Woodling. Hell yeah!
Good luck with that. Oh god.
Is it weird to have a crush on Quilleg?
No. You cannot light your torch at the bonfire if you wait for dialogue button
switch mode before sitting. Yeah, but it's a long way to get a torch. Oh, really?
So what do I do then? How do I get a flame butterfly? It's got to be somewhere to get it, right?
I like the little blue I have going on my hair today like a little
merchant to sell spring but if I still lost you miss some in the warf area
yeah but I don't know if I have enough torches I only have four minutes of
Torch
He also my next first thing go back for the torch. I guess I could do that. I seem like the most
He's the way to handle it
That's everybody's hair, it's out of control. No, I like the brutal
No bill I'm going for. Mace. My character still blew me
What's up?
Look at the area first, she's just tedious.
So in the arena I just made to light some bonfires, is that it?
I hate gimmicks like that.
Is Ella done by the way?
What the heck is this, gank party much?
Ella!
You come quick!
when he came. So when I'm doing the sinner, I need to have a torch. Yeah? No? They're
Tell me I need a torch. It makes it easier.
Oh.
I'll never use a torch.
Torch makes it easier.
What if you like bringing a torch and then you light up the arena?
Oh.
Is it easy to do without it as well?
I would say I'm pretty good at controlling a camera while finding the boss.
It doesn't make it much harder.
Sometimes I do it on purpose just to have more control of the camera.
Okay cool, alright, we're doing good, she will not have a problem.
It's kind of late guys I guess.
I kind of streamed it long yesterday.
And I wanted to stream 8 hours, but unfortunately my vod got cut.
Stupid vod.
But I have streamed long in 8 hours already.
Yeah, I'm streamed tomorrow.
Hell yeah.
I'm on a 4 hour stream, yes.
Like me, you did stream 8 hours.
Yeah, it's true.
Pretty good exciting time to quit though.
Man, la has me to brush your teeth today
Mine is one hour setting up the controller. Oh, you play more tomorrow's it's go all good. I could this happen to me
I made my mistakes. I wonder I don't know why my internet keeps dying on me, bro
I don't know if I should buy a new router
Because after I restart the router it works
So now maybe I should buy a new router
but buying an iran is pain in the butt
give me a router update
check with your ISP as well
yeah i think yeah ill check and there was no disturbances
didn't pay tribute to the internet gods
you quit out here oh shit do you respawn when
do you respawn when you like i love you quit at a bonfire
I didn't know they respawn- Oh yeah, they did respawn, because I quit out before.
I feel like they do respawn.
Which camera blocked me, EU? What do you mean?
Is Emma here?
Is Emma here?
Also, the music in the start of Dark Souls 2 is so weird.
It's like a chorus, but then it's kind of weird.
So what do you guys think about this light?
Look now.
This is what I've been having all day today pretty much.
And this is without it.
So it's just a little accent light, that's a little color.
There it is again, the width, the glow-up, good glow-up, pretty good attempts today,
yeah pretty good, I don't see much difference, makes you look 3D, I don't think anyone noticed,
what do you mean, look at the light here, basically my face with that, my face width,
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
It makes more atmosphere, thank you.
How's the light?
Better with it?
It's obvious now.
How does it stay the same while it's being here?
That's a good question.
How is it possible there still has four bloops of life?
When I go on it, it literally tells me he has about two hours of battery life.
And he said that from the start, so he has like, he has all bloops still.
All the bloops are still there.
Maybe because I have very low light, I have like only...
15% brightness.
Two hours? Forever!
It has more than two hours, but still, that's pretty damn crazy.
It's gonna last me a whole lot of weeks.
It hasn't even gone down one bloop.
Not even one bloop!
Look, this is like a power bank for it. It's kinda cool.
Uh, I'm not even sponsored by it anymore, but like...
Look, the light...
You plug it into electricity...
Or...
You plug it into the power bank.
You can buy several of these and you can just bring them with you.
I like it if I think it should be sponsored.
I like them too!
I also think it should be sponsored.
What's in the bag that my mom brought?
I'm finding it opening it when I know I'm not so sick.
Now?
But I don't feel like I don't think it's noticeable that I'm sick.
Should we unbox it quickly?
Oh, oh yeah, I unplugged my everything.
I wouldn't be able to tell you're sick.
Technologia!
Technologia!
We can check it out real quick.
Let's unbox the first thing tomorrow.
But I wouldn't mind doing it today.
I'm gonna get it done.
Hold on, let me just get something.
Okay.
I don't know.
Man, I need to quit the game with the controller because everything else is on my mind.
unplugged. That's how she means my dog Yoshi.
Okay, pick for prime 26 months. Mika Mika Mika Mika.
Thank you for your work in 2025. Well thank you for watching and enjoying.
Uh I haven't said when I'm finishing Walking Dead. I think I'm just doing it whenever I get a
day off or for like when I have a game a day without a game specifically.
I wonder if I should have a clear like this when I unbox it.
I won't see any subs and stuff.
I read it for next year jokes.
This is weird without an overlay.
I think probably this chance of having subs is... well...
It's fine. Yeah, I just wanted to be nice.
Because this is...
They might want this unboxing video.
Okay.
Oh, I have a bunch of redeems to do as well.
Cheers.
Well, Amran did send me this.
And we're going to unbox it together.
Amram Ray 120C.
Comes in little bag.
Let's check it out.
Whoa.
Okay.
Cable.
Nice.
Amram.
I've been loving the product so far, like the lightsaber I have.
We should turn it on because it looks good as an accent light.
Oh!
Like that.
Just a little hint, I like it.
Okay, let's see.
This one is a different type of light.
I'm going to read the manual before I pull it.
So here's the light.
And then he has a little umbrella on it.
Umbrella Pog with a softbox.
Softbox over it.
It's not so like, ah, blinding.
Got some straps and stuff.
Here's a charger.
OK, let's also plug it in so we can see it.
That works.
I think you can get a stand for it too, yeah, I mean I have a lot, a bunch of sand, so.
I need me, you need one of these, yeah?
I'm excited to see how it works because what I found about the Amaran lights of you so far
is that they're super customizable, so let's see if there's anything else in here.
Whoa, I guess this is, oh, this attaches to their, oh, this is the one.
mounts, I would assume, oh and here's some rubber, okay we need an
Emanual, we also get some kind of band I think it's maybe the carry, I'm sure
the manual tells you. To me it seems like, ah this is good, get us all, didn't miss anything, good
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
We're going to figure out how to use it.
Yeah, the run is still alive.
Oh my god!
It's alive!
Okay, I think I figured it out now.
There we go.
Oh!
Cool!
I don't need a manual.
That was easy.
Easy setup.
I don't need a manual. That was easy. Easy set up.
Okay the the other side of that this is like cardboard cardboard what do you call it?
What do you call it guys? Such professional gear. Yeah it's a cardboard Velcro. Thank you.
Is it Velcro? And this seems like inside Velcro here.
Oh, I see, so it goes from the inside like this.
Nice!
Cool.
Nice!
Cool!
Nakes?
Is that in the cable?
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
It's like a skinny thing on it.
Am I silly?
Is it here?
No.
I need to find a hole.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, here it is.
find a hole? Oh here it is. It was protected. It's like protection, right? For a little rubber
protection. Okay. Let there be light. Whoa! It works! With the diffuser, Nala. Yeah. Okay,
Because this is what I think is really neat.
In here, you can choose all the settings exactly.
This is the like from 0% all the way.
Ho ho ho ho!
That is bright!
Oh my god!
That's a hundred!
Close your eyes!
I need to put my eyes on.
Close your eyes!
I need sunglasses!
Okay, that's crazy.
Why did we bring the sun inside?
And like, this is like, this is 10% right here.
Yeah, it's strong, it's strong.
It has many settings.
I think I was using it.
I mean, I wouldn't use it as close.
I would probably use it.
Depends on how far away it is, honestly.
Well, let's see.
Next setting.
And I can go to this side, and I can pick which warmth.
That's warm.
That's cold.
Cool.
I like that.
It goes from 23, wait, 2003 and a K to, oh, you can just spin it, you can just like 200,
wait, to 10,000 K.
This is cold.
Very cold.
Okay.
I think I'm going to put it warmer.
Oh, and that's not it.
That's not all.
I'm going to put a warm.
So if I just spin it fast, it just goes by itself.
Pretty cool.
Let's put it to like 26.
GM.
I think this is the tint.
Oh yeah, now it's like pink.
Pink tint or yellow tint.
So you can have like exactly what you want.
This is real professional gear, guys.
$5,000 is crazy.
Is that a Bluetooth? Yeah, it's a Bluetooth symbol on it.
Literally!
Do you see?
Pop into the top right corner.
I don't know if you see that. There it is.
That's a Bluetooth.
Okay, and those settings, there's a CCT plus button too.
On or off?
Oh, spinning by itself now.
I think that should be off.
Okay, and now I can also do RGB.
Holy.
Woof.
Oh, Lee, wait.
You can turn on my mouse, so I can actually cool light, right?
Let me turn off the lightning background.
See this link?
It's much easier with that.
Oh.
It sounds like it can't connect.
What the heck?
But look, now it's going through all the colors.
Crazy.
Okay, let's go back.
And then you can do saturation, how strong.
I only have it to 20% right now.
I'm going to lower it.
5%.
What else, RGB mode, that was HSI mode, there's also RGB, there's like special effects, fireworks.
Imagine if you had several of these, it could be like fireworks, mode, white, oh it can be
different modes too.
I turned on the setting where it keeps turning itself.
My bad.
Do-do-do-do.
Okay, now, I'm going to fix it.
I want to see one more faulty bulb.
Yeah, and I'll do it, and of course you can decide the color of the faulty bulb as well.
Trigger.
Frequency 5.
I don't know how to trigger it.
I think the frequency needs to go down, some light and TV.
Yeah, I can see how that works.
Just watching TV, it always goes like different lights and stuff.
There's so many different ones. Explosion? Fire!
There's so many different ones. Paparazzi?
Okay, it just keeps going cop car
Oh, yeah, run there here
Party lights, I think you're gonna run now. That's a lot of them and there's Bluetooth here Bluetooth settings
Custom you can do custom on studio lights
Fan settings. Yeah, it's a fan built-in
Oh my god, there's so many things, it's crazy, this is really professional, I've never seen
lights like this for creators, you know?
Really cool, Amaran.
There's a ray 120C, thank you so much Amaran, lucky I have like a million of these ants
as well.
My good life picks about to be extra professional. Hell yeah, bro. Hell yeah
Programming to flash cop car lights when a band goes off in the chat
mark
I'm not
I'm not a girl streamer. I want one. What do you mean a girl streamer? I know I can have these you don't need
Double-tap to turn off. Oh my god, cool. I love the light
All right guys, for a review, yeah?
That was cool, I liked it.
Did you like the review?
First impressions? Oh my god, that was loud.
The photo was Amaranth? No, it was Amaranth.
real monstream from a shitty cam from an awkward angle with a hundred bits I'll
thank you for how to be these thank you thank you thank you thank you all right
guys I think I'm gonna go now it's getting quite late quite late I hope you
enjoyed this stream I will see y'all tomorrow okay for some more wait what's
uptime I'm thinking dogs will shoot tomorrow as well maybe I'll do somewhere
with me as well at night over eight hours oh my god yay
we did eight hours okay guys thanks so much for watching I'll see y'all
tomorrow okay