MissMikkaa
Dark Souls II [Permadeath Challenge] + Where Winds Meet - 27th December 2025
12-27-2025 · 8h 31m
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I think this lay of demons.
Welcome home, good hunter.
Mika dance, Mika dance, Mika dance, Mika dance, Mika dance
I want out everyone, but you, friend
What does this button do?
It's time for which you've all been waiting for.
One person you shut up
But Kebla, okay, that was not part of the script set that okay, you know what whatever roll the clip
You really are
Wow!
Hello?
Hi!
Well hello there, Chad.
I'm blue! My mom bought me this shirt.
Yeah, do you like it?
I like it a lot, actually.
She bought it in Chile.
In Chile there.
It's nice? Yeah, it's very blue, huh?
What's up, guys? Welcome in!
Mom gets tired of the grave.
of the gray. I think so. She was looking at my wardrobe. She was like, bro, why is it
only gray? So weird to see me get wear color and not gray. Okay, listen, I don't wear always
gray. That's ridiculous. Friendly meeting the gray allegations. We got some subs already,
bro. Some subs. We got Jager with that. That was 50 hours ago. Never mind.
I think we're two one five months. They deserve it for two one thirty seven months
My neighbor picked for the tier one thirty one months and thank you Carter's world thank you prime two months well
Yeah, the Swedish Christmas goat fellow fellow because of wind it's crazy it's crazy
It's all on the floor now. It's on the floor
Sometimes it's burgundy. I feel like burgundy is my favorite color though really
Where's the lightsaber? What do you mean this?
I mean it should still be there where you left them I think or it's on my makeup table
sorry.
Ella has some makeup questions for me here it is thank god why did I do that?
I was the elf fathering us. Yeah, what the heck? What's up with that? What's up with
that? I was dressing up. Is it doing it on stream or something? I don't even know.
Tidelight, that's nice. It was nice and stream yesterday, making your hair glow. Yeah, I
probably made my hair glow a little bit. Yeah, I still need to test it. What was
lightsaber this is a stellar blade yeah yep I love cell blade hell yeah
what's your guys' favorite color to wear I show you most of you guys gonna say
black
That's it, but you don't want to spend a trip on it.
Extraordinary.
Enjoy doing your make up.
Like Earth Tone?
Black?
Dark Green?
What's there?
Holy smokes!
Karyag, thank you for the 5 gift subs!
Thank you!
The neighbor liked the cookies?
Are they still alive?
I haven't heard anything from them since I gave it in my cookies.
Missed it, but we all said black.
Yeah, I can imagine.
Uh-oh!
Yeah, what are you gonna do? I mean, less neighbors, you know?
Did you poison them? No. Although those are my favorite neighbors, to be honest.
I wouldn't I don't even want to know what can neighbors I would get if I had to go
to neighbor roulette and get some new ones. I wear a long grey robe and pointy
hat. Damn, alright. It's got a Gandalf style. I like it. I like it. Oh, she's the
room. Thank you for the other bees. Thank you very much. Welcome in. Welcome in. And bad neighbors are just so
worse. Yeah, honestly I can't even imagine having bad neighbors. I got so
lucky with mine. One of them I never see, like almost ever. The other one I see all the time
and they're so nice. And I even, my neighbor crossed like a little bit further away. I
think sorry, I think for prime 11 months. A bit further away, a neighbor took me on
a trip to pick mushrooms, chanterelles. And then after we picked for like two hours,
She gave me the whole basket to keep myself.
I was like, wow!
That's so nice!
She told me I have to pick them.
How do I have such luck?
I'm gonna get my shrooms.
Wow.
This is for me again.
Actual embassy quest.
True.
Because none of what you picked were good.
You think so?
Yeah, probably.
I just lucked out, yeah, honestly.
Hendrix game of Think for the Hundred Beedies.
Oh the new high training mode!
Hell yeah!
What's up?
That's a Laro.
How's it hanging gang?
Oh you know.
Oh my god I slept like 3 hours tonight.
I'll power through it alright.
Daniel, Think for the Hundred Beedies.
New emotes.
Yeah, I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep.
The reason I'm not off. I know I
Know the day before it's like 12 though, so maybe it was out on the chatting with me. I was checking what the even was called
Hello, I
Go like five 45. That's not that much either
Nap session stream. Yeah, that'd be nice. I get headaches if I have two to three hours. Hopefully I won't get headaches. Oh
wait
There is a good map. I need to take my cold medicine thing.
I was too excited for stream today, yeah I was, yeah.
Floor Fink for 100 BDs, Drew Fink for 100 BDs.
Kitty Cat's Fink for tier 1 to 16 months.
Thank you.
Good morning, Mika and Yoshi-
Why are they so big?
I can literally feel them in my mouth
And then going down my throat, I can like feel like...
Can I make them smaller?
I'd rather make three smaller ones than two big ones.
Okay.
Alright, I heard that too.
That one's pretty bad.
Bruh.
Ah!
Anyways, good thing you heard it too.
Yeah, it took me a while.
The active ingredients probably only take up a pin head worth of volume.
The rest is just to mess with you.
That is rude.
I started early without today.
3 hours of sleep will make you say weird things.
True.
in the run because of lack of sleep I always had problems swallowing pills it's
not just me or I can't normally need the pressure will help all we got I can't
wish I could play some with depression can relate me to yeah especially the
ones that don't have like a plastic wrapping on it. Like these have like plastic wrapping
on them right? Whatever you would call it. But the ones that don't have anything that
just pills, they're so hard. I worked on my gag reflex so now I can swallow pills
better. Oh really? How did you do that?
Go ahead and tips first.
It's a trap!
Is there any hard plastic wrapping on it? Okay chill.
Put water in your mouth first, insert the pill through your lips, and tilt your head
back quickly and swallow the water.
You shouldn't even feel the pill.
Good tip.
Alright, next time I'll try that.
Place the pill on your tongue and jug a ton of water.
Ah, but that's the thing!
If I feel the flavor of it, I like start... not that much, but like, it just tastes
bad. I know. And I try to swallow it. I put like water in my mouth and I put the pill in
my mouth and I swallow, but there's sometimes it just react- it gets rejected by my throat.
It just gets rejected and it stays there. And then it says it's mixed with water, it
starts slowly disintegrating, which means I feel the taste of it on my tongue, which
Which is even worse!
You put it under your tongue? I've also heard that, yeah.
I tried swallowing harder.
No, I didn't try that, thank you.
So water mouth first and sneak pill in and drink the water in your mouth as you normally drink it before you can think about it.
But that's what I do! It doesn't work for me.
I didn't realize people had problems following taking pills, really.
But when I was a kid, my mom had to crush it up and give it to me with like, mixed out
with like orange juice, because otherwise I wouldn't take it.
I mean, I'm much better at taking them now.
So my mom had to like crush it and like put it with orange juice.
snorting persp setimal.
persp was ice cream, always works, yeah?
yeah, that's good.
maybe your mom can still do that, honestly, yeah.
thank you for the hyping, guys.
thank you, thank you, thank you.
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
taking them the other way is painful.
oh.
oh.
wouldn't even have to take it the other way.
like pills wise
well you know what i mean
crushing pills isn't really a good idea
i don't know if it is or not, it depends on the pill i guess
i'm freaking crushed on pills
when you're kinky
it's a POSITORY? yeah that's what it's called now
i just call it
butts
of the butts, bro.
Oh, if you're, like, maybe if you can't keep anything down.
Ah.
Yeah, that checks out, that checks out.
Unlisted emote?
Wait, what is this, unlisted emote?
Probably something sussy.
What the heck?
Ha ha ha.
That's not how I took the pills, I promise.
Bam bam bam.
The absorption is faster that way?
Oh.
catch them up mix with fluid injecting arm
okay I'm not taking any medical advice
from you captain mad dog
what is the kill I use a kid I used to
go and bearish to swallow pills I took
a handful of gummies and swallowed them
and learned to get pills down like that
oh you swallow them like raw like just
all of them at once that's crazy how
many at the time what did I walk into
We're talking about swallowing pills.
You can always snort them.
The gubby bears?
Oh, the hick.
Hello, I'm Emilia.
What's this discussion?
We're talking about swallowing pills or putting pills in your butt, like the ones you're supposed
to put there.
So when are we playing dank souls?
Yep, in five minutes.
Someone pills in your butt.
Do you do self plea? What the heck are you talking about Amelia?
Self plea? You good?
My brain is working test slow. I slept like three hours.
I couldn't sleep.
Your category is some dark souls too, not on just chatting.
Oh wow! Thank you for telling me that. I wasn't aware.
I am fully aware.
We're starting very soon.
Don't worry about it.
Something about blue feels so right.
I like blue.
Blue is my favorite color growing up.
I once- I worked out from- once I worked out from a jaw surgery so I couldn't swallow
a pill.
I told the nurse it was starting to hurt a bit and she just rolled me over and stuck
a pill up my butt.
I was like, okay, here we go.
Oh my god.
Not even a warning? Not even dinner first?
Oh yeah, I knew that. Guys, when the Amelia person wrote in chat, I immediately looked at the camera and was like, here we go.
Did you guys see that? I knew it was something sus. I knew it!
I could just tell by the name. I could tell by the name.
It's always the female names, bro.
Well, you know, it's not just female names.
It's like it follows a strict code of like how the names are set up.
Now I'm not saying it's probably not a woman either, that's the thing.
It's not, it's somebody pretending, so they seem like more interesting or something.
I don't know man.
It's crazy.
for swallowing.
I don't know. What happened?
I'd ask a really weird question.
I guess, super super unhinged question.
Do you see people's names when they're typing?
Oh no no no.
But I saw that they wrote hello in chat
and I was like looking at chat and I was like
here we go. This is a
weird one. I thought it was a bot first though
but I don't think it was a bot.
It was a weird one.
Hello noodle
Oh, what's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up?
Running high without emails?
I'm gonna call Sussie.
Hello? Oh, Sussie?
Chat.
I mean, who's this high?
Am I right? Who even does that?
By the way, chat.
I want to show a little appreciation for chat.
And as you are also being so postive and nice and welcoming
So thank you for that I can always trust you guys we
You know
Excited and happy and
I really appreciate the micardons micardons micardons. Thanks for batting them learn
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you I'm mostly here to
flirt with the bots that's only fair they like that honestly especially Polaro
Laro. Now this song is on the forever, this song is on the shuffle list now. It's on
the shuffle list that's gonna be repeated all the time. Permanent is insane, just
It's like real life. True! True. That's true.
The community is a reflection of the streamer.
I don't know what I did to deserve you guys, but...
I'm pretty happy you're here.
He's nice to know that we are appreciated too. Yeah.
I mean, I wouldn't enjoy this even half as much if I had, like, a different community, I feel like.
Well, not there's anything wrong with it, but like, I just feel you guys are just so...
You guys are just so cool, so happy, so fun, just good vibes, you know?
Ah, TeeSane, thank you for the prize, 8 months!
Or maybe not cool, I ate a bunch of nerds, but besides that, you know I don't say it
a lot, I guess that's what it is, I just feel appreciated now, maybe because I slept
for 3 hours.
Either way it's true.
So anyways, butt pills.
Sticking pills in your butts.
Feels like I'm kicking in.
Now back to the main topic.
Back to the important things.
Why is Mika being nice?
What pills against permadeth?
Discuss.
How long have I been streaming?
Oh, not even 30 minutes, we're good.
My nail broke in the airplane home.
So annoying.
Did you imagine I solved the control problem?
I have not had time to solve it, no.
I just need to unplug my everything and then start the game.
Real nice.
I've actually never had fake nails ever in my life
Except for like those stick-on ones with like, but they don't don't really count. They're just for kids
Well, nowadays they make it for adults, too. Back in my day, they were like
Yeah
Like not like real gel nails or something like go to a nail salon and get them on
Only fake hair it's not fake
Google just said turn on placing controller support in the control setting
Google's lying
Not your favorite thing for one year
We tried so many things yesterday, we worked for like 30 minutes I think
There's another grey shirt, yeah damn it, it's always grey is it
as grey as it.
Did you ever find a nail, a great nail artist for your nails?
I never had a maid.
You know why?
Because I play guitar.
So having your nails when you're playing guitar, having them like long, is not good.
Because you can't play with the left hand.
Like you can't make the, you know, the chords.
I'm not gonna play guitar.
What do you play?
I've been playing most of my life, but I wouldn't say I'm a pro, I haven't played lately in
the last few years much, but I've always played with Star, it's been mostly very very casual,
I don't really like learn a lot, I just know all types of chords and I just basically
do mainly chords than some picking. I wouldn't be very good at doing my Hendrix unless it
practice a lot I guess. I've stopped playing 2 for a while, I have 9 guitars in my house
and I need to start playing again. Yeah! Stop playing, bro. Soul Scans with a guitar
hero control? Honestly I feel like guitar controller is kind of lame. Because it's
just basically a controller. It has all the things of a controller, doesn't it?
size like one stick. I just don't feel like it would be much of a challenge.
That's your new piano? I haven't learned a lot yet. I haven't had time to do it a lot,
but yeah, I do like it a lot. It looks great at least. It's inconvenient. It is,
yeah. But I played with it, I played other than the real guitar and it was
horrible. And it was absolutely horrible. Absolutely horrible. And you
I want to know why? Because I was using a software, the software was good.
The thing is, a guitar will have like different sounding notes depending on where you put your fingers, right?
So, the software would listen to the guitar because it wasn't like a actual acoustic or semi acoustic guitar, right?
it was so bad so like sometimes it would be like accurate sometimes it would be
completely inaccurate it will be super hard to do it yeah I played on stream
yeah but it was a while ago we're just starting the stream today you can play
the same notes there's so many different ways in a guitar I love that
Yeah.
It wasn't like she was playing music either, it was like fling, flong, silence, wrong,
plain.
It was beautiful.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Notes have other notes in them too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was chaos.
I was chaos.
It was so hard to find like the perfect notes that worked and even when we did
it was really hard to get them working in a good way.
I do sing, yeah.
Oh, well, again, when it comes to music and me,
I like singing, I like playing guitar, I like playing piano.
But I don't do it.
I just do it super casually.
Like, I don't want to do anything with it, you know?
Can you rap?
Yo, yo, yo!
No.
It was still in music.
It just wasn't even good.
True.
I want to eventually make my own music but not for money.
Yeah that's cool.
I like that.
Daminamana, eh eh.
You know, good voice.
I like your singing.
Oh thank you.
Melchor, I appreciate that.
I really, yeah.
I mean, I like singing but I don't think I have a great voice or anything but I just,
I know I don't sing false and I think anyone who doesn't sing false sings decent you know
but I don't have like a crazy you know you know some bad exactly yeah yeah that's kind
of where I want to be I don't have more ambitions than that saying good at the karaoke bar
Oh, bro, it's so hard to sing at the karaoke bar because there's so many sounds and stuff.
Oh, I have a great- Oh, yeah, my casue, yeah, true.
Wait, you don't sing like Mary I carry? No, no.
Um, I can't do the whistle. The whistle one.
You don't hear it and go, oh god, make it stop. I appreciate that, thank you.
Okay, um, let's see.
I'm gonna go ahead and start the game, yeah?
We're playing Where Wins Me later today.
I'm pretty excited because I think there's new bosses I haven't done?
Am I better at guitar casue?
Well, I gotta say, I've mastered casue, so it's just nothing I can compare.
Wait, why is my- oh yeah, I need to go offline.
I am a flying already good good good good good start big picture mode. I hate big picture man
I'm a master casoe figure. That's true
This is true
Play Dark Souls now. Oh, I have a bunch of redeems quite so bloody hell
Tower Bridge accent. I will deliver. I remember the first time you tried casoe and stream helping. Oh, that was quite
Wasn't it? Indeed.
Right then, love.
There we bloody go, innit?
She spent years mastering what takes the most people one minute. Bro, most people are
ass-like a seal. And that's the truth.
Okay, all I have to do now, chat, is turn off my keyboard
and my mouse. And now the game can work.
the game can work oh by the way we have to put a timer I have to correct the
timer I just put a random timer here I'm gonna correct it yeah yeah I'm gonna
put timer for how long we played so let's go and start the game so I can
see how long I played it few other games in these big Swedish name if you
You're gonna put it on this one too?
Do you have it?
Like this?
Then we're gonna do it
And then we're gonna...
Yeah, what are we gonna do?
Oh my god, all the redeems at once
Do you mean the seven bosses? Yeah!
And donge and donger.
Unfortunately, I don't know the song that I was requested in Casue, so I'll play something
else.
What the- ah!
Wait, hold on.
I need to kill this guy.
The roll.
Great hammer.
I need to kill this guy.
The roll.
Great having you guys spawning right next to the Bonnie.
Okay, uh, we'd see how long I played.
Does it say here?
Is it on character?
Why do you see how long you played?
Is it in the menu I was just at?
Player info?
Where?
It was on the main menu.
Okay, let me go back.
Yeah, I'm going to fix the timer just to figure out how much we had.
And people with horn sleeps.
Either they impale their pillows or put pressure on one side.
You have to sleep on like somebody so you have to make like a little pillow of human
flesh, you know?
Three hours and 15 minutes is up to the timer.
3 hours, 15 and 20 seconds.
It's kinda accurate now.
Here we go.
I would like to be impaled.
Pillar with Holes?
Ah, it's kinda lame way to do it, I guess.
Kind of lame way.
There's one thing I never discovered and that was like, there was some place I could go and use a ladder, or use an elevator to go through.
Okay, hopefully my 3 hours of bad sleep does not affect my run too much today.
Let's go. You're a good luck name, aren't you?
Better, better, babe.
Yeah, I don't want to go back to Majula now.
Too deep in the run.
What the- how do I miss everything?
This is the run, right, guys?
Bro, there's so many bosses in this game, it's crazy.
How many bosses are there in Dark Souls 1?
Oh, this was a small elevator. I found the whole platform was an elevator.
Not enough. Uh-huh.
There's an item over there.
What? Maybe it's worth getting it.
Okay, I'm not gonna get it now.
I need to wait up and then do it on the roof.
Huh?
Every boss has quality, clearly, yeah.
Because if I do it like now, I need to use a homeward bone to go back.
Do it on the roof.
You know what I mean?
I need somewhere to land, otherwise I'll just die.
That's a really nice...
See, I feel like I would have fallen to my death, otherwise.
It's a little...
I'm a little freaked out.
Yeah.
I'm a little freaked out, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my god, who's that?
Holy shit, it's the boss from before.
Okay, I still can roll.
Is Bob?
Hey Bob!
Welcome to the bonfire, my mechanical friend.
It's gay, it's gay.
Okay, that's not good.
I'm gonna back off a little.
What the? Why is there a...
What the? A random body? What is happening?
Where did this guy come from?
What was he doing?
Right back, I think we're in tier 1 sub.
I think I'd prefer the other side.
Okay, but I felt pretty safe because I don't think it can come up here.
I can just stand and heal.
I have a question guys, if you have a torch and there's water in your roll, I just cheese
these guys in the doorway like a man, so I respect your bravery, is that kind of what
I'm doing though.
A little cheesing them in the door.
Wow.
It's just, this is my warm up for today.
I don't feel super confident yet.
Yeah, you're right. The real cheesing is doing ranged attacks only.
Why'd you turn around like this?
I rather face the other side.
Nice.
Two massive swords.
There's not like gonna be a trap here, right?
awesome kite shields. The difference of this side? Yeah, they have different weapons on
each side. I'm so paranoid right now. Can you blame me? We all know the sinister ways
of the creator of this game. The director. Tani Mura! He haunts my dreams. How? Those
guys did a lot of damage. Crazy. I didn't even know they- I thought they died once
to hit you. I guess not.
Hidden wall missed? Oh, there's a hidden wall? Oh my god. But like it could be any wall.
For all I know there could be a pursuer behind it.
Just a pursuer. No explanation. Just like a room with a pursuer in it.
There's no hidden wall. Is there? You're just yoking. You're just yanking my pizzle.
Is there actually?
There's one. Oh shit.
I don't remember that.
Let's just press A on each wall.
Wait. On the left or the right side?
Second room on the right. So it's in this room.
But I'm pressing A.
right I am on the right side as a right side second view second room on the
right here it is first room a first room you guys get other this boy oh yeah
uh chat what the heck is this nah nah what's this
Right I don't know where the floor is.
What's that seriously on the edge?
Oh my god can I go there for real?
Pretty close.
So I would have fallen to my death?
Why do you like this chat?
Why is Tanimura like that?
Why did he make that?
Seriously.
What a troll.
I mean, he didn't expect people to know that for once, I guess.
Well, that's not what it's made for anyways.
But still, it's evil!
I hear, um, are those the, uh, petrifying ones?
Or are those the ones that explode?
Hang in there, skeleton!
I think there's hidden walls maybe here as well.
Of course, I could be wrong.
I just hear somebody else here somewhere.
There's so many sounds.
I'm nervous.
Is the next room going to be a boss?
I feel like it might be.
Who can I summon here?
Lewitts.
Hmm.
There's a ring in there.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty windy here, pretty damn windy.
So why did the mummies explode?
Let's look for every wall and see if it's a hidden wall.
We might discover something new
Prediction yeah, can we get a gamba? I think the boss is close
Ah god damn those those do like so much damage it's crazy
Well what the heck is good
If you would make it to the boss? What do you mean if I make it to the boss?
Why if I don't make it to the boss, would it be cancelled again?
What the gamma would be if you make it to the boss in the first place?
It's more about the boss.
I feel like if I die before the boss, I probably won't count it.
I think, right?
Yeah, no.
I didn't set it down as well.
There's nothing here? Just a bunch of dudes?
Why not?
I mean, because it's like, will I beat the boss? It's more like will I beat the...
...the little tiny enemies trying to murder me?
When is the trap going to be?
Hi-yah!
I didn't go in here yet.
These rooms are just so empty.
and so wet I want to want to be in this wet empty room
I wonder how much I've pulled this lever, truly nothing bad
oh my god
memories of PvP
I remember PvPing here.
Is this a popular PvP place?
Wow, wow, good thing you're offline.
Yeah.
There's also an enemy here.
Or a guy here.
Are your enemy a friend?
Who's friend?
Fire Seed.
You good bro?
Alright then friend.
There's your left in there.
Something on the other side too.
PvP.
I remember pooping there, that's for sure.
Back in the day.
He likes to sal.
I think I can use that torch.
Oh yeah, I've already been here, right?
Or have I?
Yeah, I have.
Weird shortcuts, but okay.
I'm pretty damn certain that's a boss right there.
I don't think there's going to be a bonfire between as well.
And I need to save me.
Who's going to save me? Please forgive me.
It's very peaceful here.
Bonfire before the boss is not part of the mission.
No, it doesn't seem that way.
the problem is though that I want to maybe light my thingy
I have so much because I killed the best Stalky
so much stuff oh here's what I gotta light it up
but that's not that far if I just go now to the body
and get the fire it goes pretty fast
I don't think I have a flame butterfly I have a flame seed but I don't know
what it's for. I see, you light that up. I guess it's nothing, I have fire bombs too,
will that work? Yeah it's not that long of a run back as long as you killed all the
enemies honestly. I think we can do it easy. Let's go ahead and do it. Let's just pick up some fire.
I saw pyromen seas. I see. Spide and dark. I could do that too but it's my first time
seeing the fight in so many years. I feel like it's good to have benefits. And then if it was
like relatively easy we could always... Would you have a one butterfly? No I don't have a single
This guy keeps falling down in it!
I imagine Aura first trying in the dark.
I don't think I think I would be able to do it in the dark for sure.
But I also think this run is a learning experience.
This is my first run, you know, this far.
So I'm probably going to be more careful in the start.
Until learn I want to be able to see as much as possible of the boss. I don't know how dark he gets
Point flash at the screen a smart I just need to not sit down by Lonnie now
Only have four minutes
I can't even fall off the ledge or yet, sooner is next possibly.
I'm streaming at 60.
Also I could have just brought it down here and then put the light and then come back and
on it right before the fight. Yes, and I just don't kill you. Now, let's just do it
like a minute to go here. Use the piece of lemon squeezy. Cool. Maybe two minutes total.
I don't have much torch! I need more torch! I'm gonna need some when I get to Freass
domain because I remember there being spiders that don't like the torch. And I feel like
You pretty much need it.
Have a good time.
Ha ha ha!
Wait, does the castle look different?
This is the last time I want to pass over this bridge, man.
But I want to see if it looks different now that I turn on the lights.
Not really.
Ha ha ha!
I was thinking like, oh it's going to look so sick now!
It looks the same.
But there's more stuff in the water.
Oh, the gutter!
The depths!
Alright, alright.
Let's start with full health.
I don't know how much damage this boss is going to do.
Alright, let's go!
I remember this!
Oh my god!
The memories are coming back!
Yeah, this is the weird thing in the eye.
I'm doing a lot of damage, this is a good start, all right.
Keep on the Greed.
We're good.
Ow.
Okay, I do want to lose the Lifeshim after that.
Okay, I really do want to lose the Lifeshim after that, too.
Did they stack?
The hardest thing about this game is healing, I swear to God.
I feel like they do stack. Yeah, they do.
Ah, she's trying to parry me or something.
You can see her stance.
She takes up her sword and shouldn't attack you then, I guess.
Like that.
I definitely think you could have done this in the dark too.
Maybe next time we're trying to do it.
I always miss the last time this worked.
Hey yo, okay, that was, that was, that was good, that was good.
Maybe straight, more straight forward than I thought.
Nice, nice.
Is the piece 11 squeaky?
Clean, that was clean, that was clean, that was clean.
It was a pretty good first try, I haven't seen this boss in so many years.
So many years.
So much prep for this.
Well you never know.
Well, you never know.
I don't know where I'm ending up now.
And DDT Prime, thank you for the Prime.
15 months, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I need to change gears.
I think the hardest part about this game
is not necessarily the boss fights.
It's probably getting to the boss fights.
Not gonna lie.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, I got the branch viewer.
This is a weird ass room.
Bro.
Oh, it's broken.
Primal bonfire.
Primal bonfire was rekindled.
Return to the fire fire.
Yeah, we can do gambas whether or not I make it to the next boss, yeah?
I mean, the pest maybe, yeah, why not?
The hardest part is picking the right time to heal.
Yeah, I know, right?
keep getting attacked when I try to heal well this room is really weird and
there's no hidden walls right
Wow which balls are you most nervous about well I'm most nervous about DLC but
we're starting with base game and then we did DLC after I think but yeah
Yeah, they'll see. Yeah, yeah.
Oop. No hidden walls.
Let's see what happens when we press this.
Is it telepuret?
Grave foster.
Oh! Ah, hello!
You got something to say?
Damn, she was that old?
Okay, that's it.
Whatever.
I don't feel like I should add too much info.
I don't know.
What?
You wrote it?
I just remembered that place.
It's like a poison at, like, uh...
What is it called? Windmill? Poison Windmill?
Oh my god.
Hey man, I think we're doing 31 months!
I didn't get a single head pad!
Yeah, what the heck?
I need to tighten the chunks now, which I don't know where to get.
Bear, seek, seek less.
Ha ha ha! Classic.
Ah, anyway.
Bear, seek, seek less.
Question is where do I go now.
I guess we can increase...
bigger...
Ah, what's the soft caps? Is this like 30 for some of these?
We need to increase strength, I think funny maybe
Let's give her dialogue you don't skip a dialogue, but she says the same thing every time
Is it 40 I'm not sure I'm not sure
Let's level up
Bearer seek seek less
I still haven't found the essence shard. That's crazy
I see it.
Spirit fire, thank you for the...
Spirit fire.
Thank you for the J119 months!
I don't know why it's a spirit.
Let's buy some light gems, bro.
When we're using a cat train, you can still buy.
Are we going down there now?
Oh, I don't know if I'm ready.
We're gonna follow gravity, aren't I?
Let's see what the next boss is.
Lost in an Executioner chariot.
Oh shit, I don't remember how to get- Wait, wait, wait, memory of some-
It's from a jewel, I think.
Some kind of split way?
Is there a moon like greatsword somewhere around there or something?
I don't know.
And after 29, really why?
Well, it's to get 100 agility.
Both of corn, pink for J1.
Get a flash art from a jewel, I will.
Oh, I got it, I got it.
I just need to remember how to get to the chariot.
chariot. I haven't been to shaded woods or anything huh? I got my d's now. Why not?
Thank you kindly. Thank you kindly. That's through Huntsman's corpse. Yeah and any tips
here? I feel like it's through there somehow. I don't remember how to get
there though. I need some slight direction so I can remember. I feel like there's
another pathway here somewhere. It's calling me over there. Oh wait, there's a loot.
No help, you got it.
I don't know where I'm going.
Oh Rat King!
I remember that boss.
Is it through here?
No, I don't think so.
Oh yeah, it might be.
Is it?
No.
Cause I don't know where I've been.
I don't know where I've been.
Okay, I'll take the lady.
I'm going back where I came from. Majula!
I need to answer the thing. I'm a bad.
That is the only way
The other lady
The old lady oh
Okay, okay
See, I don't remember at all.
Here.
The far fire.
Stay there, now she's here.
Okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay.
The path, not the body.
Ah, ah, chat!
It's okay, it goes past.
Huntsman's corpse, I love this area for some reason.
Did I talk to her though? I don't know if I talked to her this time.
Let me double check before I look for her.
I did? Okay. If you say so. Alright now I need to find her. I'll just look around
a jeweler while yeah we're doing all
vanilla bosses first well it's called
first in vanilla shall we shall we do
it chat
Harry I'm the way you are son, there'll be peace when you are done.
Peek-Souls 2!
Look at the cat.
Getting cold.
Alright, I swear she's not here.
Stop.
I go back a little as I went further.
Is she down here?
Oh, okay, okay, and now I get what you meant before when you said to towards that path.
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
She switches this.
Oh, I remember now.
Oh, hello there.
And honor to see you again.
Thank you.
This room is not as it seems.
There are two.
Not one pathway is leading out.
Really?
And only this lovely thing reveals the other path.
Is it really that I'm born to follow the checklist?
No!
I just have a rough estimation of which boss I should do it in which order.
No, there's no really importance to it.
I don't have the souls.
I don't need the gods.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
See how much shows I get from this? 2000.
I'm too poor!
Just that short.
Move it, please.
I'm too poor!
You can always, you know...
Wait, what happens if you bash her, if you punch her to death?
Like, how do you move it? Do you get an item to move it yourself?
Because I remember doing them like killing her usually
She does her key
Usually with killer
If I didn't like blood I friggin love blood board
Hey, I love it
I collect muscles came craft item with them a can but I don't think I'm gonna so I think I'm gonna stop working them
rogue water this is not like something I would drink
they don't like blood burning after my opinion what do you mean I was one of the
games I played the most this is a bit scary oh why do keep pushing it keeps
I'm supposed to be on the edge!
Holy shit!
It's part of Tani Mora's vision!
What is this?
I don't know who you are, Booth.
Believe me, B.
The frailty of the wind disrupts the dark.
Leave me and go.
I'm interested in one thing, Dark, and you haven't forgotten.
Could this be something to do with Darklurker?
Leave me and go.
I'm interested in one thing, dawg.
I think he wants to talk to me, guys.
I'm too dumb.
I'm just too dumb for this.
Oh, God, memories.
I don't see one Bloodborne running a channel, if that's so.
Oh, because most of them aren't saved because they're old.
They're too old.
I have probably 400 dollars in Bloodborne Lease?
Maybe?
I don't know.
It's hard to just- no.
I don't have to check on my PlayStation.
Smack.
Smack.
Smack, smack, smack, smack.
Hmm, hmm.
Are you friend or foe?
You look like my friend Hank!
I'm not a hanks.
Whoa, poison.
I'm kinda dark here now.
Hello, Frank.
Oh, Panky isn't watching right now.
picked up earlier with Grasscrush Shields. Oh shit! I love myself some Grasscrush Shields.
Is it this one?
Great Fortune in battle. It's time to recovery.
This is to see how heavy I've become.
I thought that I haven't changed my armor in a single time in this game.
I still have the medium roll.
I want to check also if I have any rings that I'm not using.
I do but I don't think they're good.
Not enough, the stamina regen doesn't offset the weight of the shield but it sounds not
it sounds stamina regen is weight based.
What does that mean?
Is it good bad or good?
I'm not sure.
Domino, I'm not.
Waka waka.
Assassin's!
Assassins?
No I don't think so
This bad shield sucks
Real
So I shouldn't use it?
I need to teach Chasen Swedish?
Yeah
Okay, some Swedish word
I guess a random one
How about teach you guys?
Computer
Computer in Swedish is
Gortur
And
Dottur?
I see you over there
Dottur
And some people say Dotta, but that is wrong. That means information like data
Some people say that anyways
So silly
They call it the Dotta, which is wrong
It's wrong. You should correct him. Oh, wow. Hello. Oh
Oh, so let there be lights.
That's pretty nice.
I like that mechanic.
Oh, there's no more.
I can see some things.
I guess I could go down there.
Why is there a biggest hole in the middle of this place?
I'm kinda scared, falling in the hole.
I don't know how deep it is.
I don't feel safer on holes.
Dota? No, Dota is for my computer game.
We're sitting here waiting to play some Dota.
Hmm, that looks like a door.
Alright, I don't know if it was a good idea to go this way.
I remember that song, it's a classic.
Why would they become like worldwide famous though?
I don't get that part.
I mean, is this Swedish?
Is this Swedish?
I think it's now.
Guess I need to go down here.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
Holy wind outside, bro.
It's you too.
It's even bigger than the UK.
I think than the Sweden.
Haha.
Did you guys listen to the...
English version of it then?
What the heck?
What do I do now?
Oh, I can probably jump down here.
Ah, it's where I came from.
Cause I don't know where I'm going.
I don't know where I'm going.
The Swedish version?
It is the English version too?
Yeah, there's an English version. You didn't know?
Bro, come closer so I can kill you.
No one ever knew about it.
I don't even know how it goes, so I don't blame ya.
I feel like somebody's gonna try...
Why is there so much poison in the air?
Oh.
Frank! How could you?
Frank, attack me.
Ha!
Ah!
Frank, attack me!
I feel a boat. She's not the Anna, Anna is her. She can ban up, ban you so much.
You know, one thing I actually do like a lot about Dark Souls 2.
The life gems, like unironically it's kinda nice not to waste your Estus having to go
back to bonfire reset all the enemies all the time. I mean I wish I had more Estus
flask I didn't have to rely on on the lifetimes so much. Turning it off the
music is good too. Yeah the music is good. Torch nice and he does. So do you guys think I
should turn off the shield because it gives me more weight issue. It makes me feel chunky.
Is that the lyrics for another bot? Because I gotta say it does look completely different
from the original. Holy shit. That's so different. What's the name? Is that what it's called?
I'm bad. A B-Center? Yeah. So the original one is about a bot. Like a bot. Like he knows
Here's a bot, an internet bot, and this bot, which I'm going to take a live show, this
bot is actually a girl, but she's pretending to be a bot.
And he's talking about how the bot is banning everyone, and how the bot keeps everyone
safe.
And then it turns out the bot is actually a girl, it's really hot!
What? Yeah, that's the real lyrics.
What? Normal, you know, just normal Swedish things.
I like to get in here. From above, maybe.
Somebody seems poison.
I think from above I gotta go. Yeah, most likely.
What the heck is that guy doing?
Alright, see ya.
Butterflies?
Yeah, there we go.
Oh my god, but I didn't want to go in here.
Oh shit.
There we go.
You never heard of original?
Oh my god.
I feel a boat, her name is Anna, Anna's name is she
She can ride, ride, it's so hard
I don't know, I don't remember
And this is our channel, I want to tell you that I feel a boat
And it's kind of like, the lyrics are
Works for gamers and for
Don gamers, because they could, the music video, like cause a boat
and a boat in Swedish is very similar names
I feel like the music video kind of made it seem like
they were always in a boat
on it
it's kinda like confusing, you know?
like even if you're in the game where you can think like
they're thinking about a boat or some shit
okay this gotta go, bro
the butterfly gotta go
how do I waste my life jam on this shit?
is it dead? oh yeah
rip
Poison moss
No, the original version is about a girl that pretends to be a bot on the internet
Unlike their server or whatever
But it turns out it's a girl crazy, you know, and they're very hot. Yeah, she says so she herself so it must be true
Are you guys nice Franks and Hanks?
She calls herself a very beautiful girl, so it must be true.
No more butterflies?
No.
up in the sky. Alright, wish me luck.
Haha, take this!
Whoa, one shot? No way.
I'm still trying to find good items. I feel sussed out about this area.
Something doesn't feel right here. Too much loot.
Two little enemies.
Ah, I knew it!
It's like me and Tani Mura is the same person, I think the same way.
He's like, hmm, it's a bit too quiet here.
Can you please die?
I jump attack huh?
Ouch.
Rain drop you're falling on my head.
I think my ring is kind of this.
This ring that I got, this one the reduction of enemy poise, it must be so good.
Right?
I feel like you could take it off.
Do you think I shouldn't wear the shield?
Life Jam?
Poison Moss?
It seems to be more loot over there.
Sounds like it gives attacks more staggers.
Staggers?
Yeah, it does give attacks more staggers.
Which is really useful so far. I don't know how much it will stagger without it, but I feel like I'm staggering almost every hit sometimes.
Depends on the enemy.
Let me check the other side here.
A little quick. I want to get that loot.
It's the first ring the game gives you.
Yeah, doesn't even mean it's bad though.
Oh, hello.
I almost missed that guy.
I don't want to be pushed off, alright?
Alright, nobody pushed me off.
Bitch.
That's right.
That's right.
I'm not getting stamina ring.
No, I didn't get stamina ring, but it's been going alright I would say.
I'm just kinda really careful about my stamina usage.
It has been going well.
What do you think my adaptability should be up to?
25? I have it on 26 already.
Something good then.
Now I gotta figure out where to go onwards, maybe over here.
I think I need to lower this bridge.
Where'd the Gaea?
I like that lower line.
Ehhhh...
Oh shit!
Don't!
What the...
Ah!
Don't!
Where did they come from?
I'm gonna go get him.
He's taking me to 171 months.
Oh, they're jiltin' I'm good.
Oh, here we go.
Going for all bosses or some ones across.
It's a trap!
Oh, it's not a big trap.
It's not good.
We have to let it linger You know I'm such a fool for you
I tried to parry my last sign and I got the four big souls but got pushed off to my bed
in the black colch.
I haven't even made it there but good, heckin' good job bro.
On your first try?
That was crazy.
Did you play this game a lot?
I haven't played it in so many years.
Oh no! It's locked!
Oh my god, I'm getting memories of an NPC that's somewhere around here.
Is that pot laughing at me?
That pot is hanging laughing at me.
Skelly boy hang in there Skeleton.
I remember a boss that's close to where we are isn't it Skeleton boss?
Oh my god I don't remember the mechanics of the Skeleton boss.
How'd he kill it?
Aw shit.
I don't know how to kill it.
He has to kill the summoner.
Yeah I want to get closely pot though.
Oh it's cursing me.
I didn't see it chat.
No!
I didn't see the edge!
I just ran off the edge bro!
No!
BOOOM!
BOOOM!
That was a pretty good run though I gotta say.
I'm so sad now.
That was horrible!
Back to the Joola!
Alright, alright, alright.
That's fine.
That's fine.
BOOOM!
No way!
Ah, let's reset the timer.
I have to have this on point.
I just gained 6 times my souls, oh my god.
It was Marisa I played during set up in Iceland, I actually thought it was Mika's voice.
Wait, what do you mean during set up time?
Oh, I played a clip or something?
I can't believe it fell off the bottom.
it is over prime
yeah hmm so i'm still laughing till i say so wait the pot's curse you and if you
get full curse you die right
i'm learning a lot
i'm learning a lot
I just lose max health.
Oh, how do you get it back?
Those are nems.
Yeah, apparently the sophomore month was really good.
Human effigy.
You burn it at the body?
Who's gonna be the next name?
I'm going to pick a random name from chat.
I'm going to count to three.
Three.
Two.
One.
And...
Okay.
I pick YouTube Freak.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
YouTube Freak.
Okay, cool.
Submit.
You better be a better luck name.
not a gravity name
yeah i believe you are
her kill me
i can't believe it
by the way if you get chosen and you die that is your your fault
uh... well we're definitely gonna be a uh... woman
because it's superior
and we're gonna pick uh...
how about i change
characters a little bit. Because we're spending a lot of time with them.
Make them a little unique. How do you change your skin color? Anyways.
Skinny. But Chad.
I thought he was a Warp Pink for J-14 months.
I don't even know how to change your overall maybe?
Ormones.
What did that even change?
Oh, there we go.
I was like, why is nothing changing?
You have to like, go wait for it.
Age.
Baby.
Orm- color emphasis.
Weak, strong.
Go blue.
Whoa, what happened there?
It's a weak skin color one. Oh
Wow, okay skin color two what is it changing? Oh, okay, that was a lot
Yeah, you know what happened. Oh, I don't think that's all skin color works
Ah! Why is it green?
Let's become a real nerd.
Orange, blue. Blue?
Purple.
We can be a Glorpion.
Okay, we just need to change your hair now.
Perfect. Eyebrow number.
Perfect!
Alright, I'm-I'm satisfied.
Let's switch to swordsmen? No.
Knights?
Gifts?
Healing wares, maybe?
I felt like we had the perfect set of last time.
Lifering wasn't that good, was it?
Maybe I should take him live for a second. I should sink.
Here we go again! Oh my god it's so bright. I kind of regret my choice in skin color.
A little bit.
Our light bulb! Because this game is from 2014 that means it has a lot of blue.
I don't need a torch anymore, yeah.
That's a Joker run!
First quest, find hat to cover up our glorp.
We're proud to be glorp, okay?
We're glorp and proud.
Rain drops keep falling on my head
And just like the man's feet are too big for his death
Nothing seems to please
Rain drops keep falling off my hand, they keep falling
What happened if you hit the old firekeepers?
Hmm, I'm not sure
Uh, uh, Majula first makes us blind and then gives us some nice music and complain.
Blinkie.
Oh my god, I was scared it was going to hit me off.
Look at that streak!
Did I say I have any tips for me in this run?
I know how much you play Dark Souls 2, to be honest.
Get good?
Oh, thank you.
Appreciate that.
I remember like I got blinded by you too.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I mean, yeah, I do adaptability into 26. That's like the first thing I level up.
No, Tim, don't die. Okay, cool.
Are you or bear? I'll take, go on and see if you can.
Okay, cool. Let's go.
Anyway, we can first do one thing.
99 adaptability? Holy shit!
It's my life gem. Emerald hair is so hot.
Yeah, she's cool.
Linky Blanky Moon.
I do like the weapon we're going for though.
Oh, a tournament build this time.
Oh, shut up.
One mistake I did.
One mistake.
I'll never hear the end of it.
Also, I never find any Estus upgrades.
What's up with that?
I think last run I found three total.
Or two total.
Who are?
What's up with that?
How many am I missing?
Alright, let's go!
Ah, Majula's so nice.
Feels Majula, man.
I don't know where they are.
Yeah, apparently I don't know where they are at all.
Come for Majula.
I found one.
I found there was a glitch when I played and I didn't get one.
What?!
There's spars in the early game?
Yeah.
Honestly, you don't really need them. You can use life gems pretty much the entire time.
I feel like it takes too long to eat them, too.
Take a little sunny day. It takes so long.
We're gonna miss a flask in the to- there's a flask in the toriel area? I didn't know.
Where?
I don't think this chest is so important. It gives me like a human energy.
Okay, what about those pots that laugh at me?
If I break them, do they stop making me curse?
Inside the house?
Clashart in the wall?
Well?
Oh yeah, I got the well.
I mean, should I play the game please, Tom?
Inside the house?
I got the well one.
Can I just break them?
That'd be cool.
I knew that each one so far gets an effigy.
Yeah.
I need to remember not to get it.
My screen here, thank you.
Frazz, thank you for the prime 11 months.
Permit this.
How about you permit this?
I didn't talk to the dude in the forest to get all the Giants for the key.
So wait, the tutorial area shard that I'm missing.
Can I get now or is it not so easy to get?
How many times have I said I have 300 hours in this game?
So where do you need a branch? Oh, I see.
So it's not that easy to get.
Okay, I thought I missed something that was super easy to get.
It's like, oh no!
It's great, I think we're at a 2-1-43 mark.
Would be nice adding the last run's time span to the list.
I'm just trying to not make it too convoluted.
I don't think anything here was useful.
I'm just gonna kill these guys so I don't get chased.
Rain and drops keep falling on my head.
Oh.
Oh.
Hello.
Your girlfriend's engagement ring is on the line?
Oh shit.
alright alright, don't worry, I'll win this round
what's the game before?
I'll beat my PB, oh my god, it's gonna take all day
it's gotta be a long one
that only takes a few hours
true, yeah true, alright
it feels like yesterday we played more than we did
because I struggled getting the mouse to work
Or like the controller I mean?
8 plus hours? Also my engine died in the middle of the stream, I remember that.
I've never played 5.5.7 Rebirth.
I was starting with a DLC and I figured we could add it after because I don't know how
long this can take me.
What the heck?
It's usually going to block me like this.
Life Jam.
How dare you?
How dare you throw balls at me?
throw balls at me. Don't you know who I am?
I remember there being a loot here that I think is actually more important than
it as a buckler. Right, I can't use the buckler because I don't have enough
dexterity. Oh yeah, and Jimbo was asking about the dogs. Did we make it so
So that if the PB is current, it will upgrade it.
Yeah, okay, cool.
It's perfect.
But I don't think I have any.
I think it's perfect.
I like the line he added too.
Why do you guys think I got a timer addition I added today?
So you have more of a grasp along how much time I've been spending on this run.
Game is supposed to be 30 hours.
hours I mean it's not going to take that long if you're not dying you know
lovely times these are I'm allowed to level yeah yeah yeah
Fireball the wall. I don't remember exactly how to do that, but it would be nice to learn,
to be honest. Is it a high risk on yourself? I remember doing it at one point. The third
block on the floor like from here one two three where to aim to a point blank you
need full HP it's a bonny right here well I survived with this H3 what am I
Hi! Right line of third block, like here, yeah?
They're just looking at the wall and shoot.
It's about to be a short run, but yeah, it's a big one to prime.
I need a ball. I think I can buy from her.
I'm more to the left a bit.
Anything specific I should aim to?
I don't need one.
Surely.
The right line of the fourth one, do I look down more?
Like this?
I remember doing this back in day, but it was so long ago.
And then I just shoot it?
More to the left.
You mean I should stand more to the left?
Like this?
I'm about to unlock a shortcut back to things between.
Make sure you right arm clips better.
I don't get what you mean.
Good now. Like this.
That didn't work.
I don't think I'm aiming the right way.
Ah, I can't anti-climatic, huh?
I don't want to waste too much money.
Nah, this is not patched. What do you mean?
Missed a lot of death. Yeah, it was rough. I just walked off.
He did this no hit in two hours. That's crazy.
Dark Souls 2 Fire Bomb Shortcuts.
It's like exactly the way I'm standing though.
Some people aiming up, some people aiming straight forward.
It's not the same. It's the barrels. Yeah, the barrels are around the corner.
Let me watch a video real quick.
It does seem to do a lot of damage.
Seems like something like this is the way.
Yeah dammit! They patched it!
Skill issue.
That's not a skill issue, they patched it, alright?
Ten years later!
Ten years later, bro!
How long has it been?
Let's put this first and then that.
And then this.
And then MEGA.
an Amiga there's just one thing I know
chill wait so much damage there that's alright though it's just chaga chagru
Is it a FES? It works basically. If you locked it 30 you can do it. Oh really?
Huh.
I didn't know that.
This game is such a gem honestly. Peek Souls.
Peek Souls too.
The Souls rendering can't even cheat properly.
Okay, okay, that's too far bro, that's too far
I'm wondering if it's worth doing
Pursuer here, but I don't think so
Well, I'm sure it's gonna explode it
There we go, I
I mean, it doesn't take long to just go here though.
Now I don't have a fireball though, so that kinda sucks.
Should've saved some.
So why can't they aim at me?
Like what's up with that?
There we go.
Thanks bro!
Like it doesn't take long to just go here.
Hey, we're being completely honest.
Does? Yeah, it takes so long, man.
I'm sure it's likely we fought here.
Only matters if you don't molest him in the regular arena.
I don't- I do not have a list of them, no.
So I could go get the life gem here, but last time I almost died because of this.
Let's do it.
The light ring. I mean, let's get a gem.
I seem more confident.
See how much better he went this time.
I lack the confidence.
Yeah, last time was really botched.
Really mega botched.
Okay, this time was really, really easy.
Let's see, I don't want to miss anything here.
Okay, okay.
going down straight away. Yeah, confidence. Max confidence. Okay, chest.
Ah, it's a trap! Tighten a chart. That's pretty nice though, free tighten a chart. And
And what else? Oh yeah, I have to hit this wall.
Hello.
How do you block that, anyways?
Fort chest. Thank you.
Backstab!
Kind of cool that they opened the door for you, like knock knock.
Hello.
Do you have the magic key if you get the unit chart?
Hmm?
Lifering.
The large checknet chart.
It's pretty nice with a free large checknet chart.
I can lie.
It's very early for that.
And we get a life ring
It's a trap!
Bruh, that's the whole game basically
It's a trap!
Hey, what the heck happened here?
Wait actually what happened? There's supposed to be a life. I didn't even go here yet
Everyone's dead
Felt good to have it. Yeah, that's pretty good. I like it.
It's a trap!
They're blow from the blister shooting them? Really? That's funny.
That's pretty funny, innit?
I'm gonna go over here and go through this hole.
Chill, chill, chill, chill!
Chill! Oh my god, there's no way to go!
There's a- oh! Chat!
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat!
That was a very smooth.
Not a smooth swing ever done.
Almost a rip on those guys bro.
Yaikirina's.
I wanna do a jump attack but it's hard to time it.
Almost F.
Not a close, baby. Not a close. I know what I'm doing.
It's very easy to die here. Yeah, it is.
It is easy to die here. It's not me. I'm not the problem.
I came really far last run, though, to be fair.
And the more I do it, the faster we go.
So, yeah. I probably rest in the evil for a remake. I have.
Indeed.
How's that Beth? Okay! I walked off the edge! What!
I didn't think that ground would just stop existing.
Is that really my fault?
Does that need good reaction time for souls likes?
Yeah, but yeah, no, you just need patience, patience, I feel like.
Patience is key.
For more souls likes.
It's not like you need, like maybe for some things like parrying you need reaction time
but like for most things you don't really need so much.
Your damage was high for the area.
Yeah I was leveling up my weapon a lot.
A lot lot.
That was a great rape.
Let's open this.
I'm not said by the bounty after that I think.
I'm not said by the bounty.
I would do the bowels.
I died again.
Okay!
Give me an S-Shard?
Where?
I would love to know.
Is it easy to get now?
Oh yeah you mean that.
Yeah, I'll get the S-Shard after pursuer is dead.
I need reaction time to respond to chat though.
That's why I don't reject
Actually today, I probably have a really bad reaction time, so there's stuff like three hours. It was a rough night
Do not read this
I'm doing my best, bro. I'm doing my best.
Talking to Kale in the cave.
Kale in the cave.
Kale in the cave.
Ow, it was part of that I read it.
Yeah, I did one restart. I died.
Little death.
I'm so winded outside.
I literally fell.
I was very sad.
I just fell off the corner.
I had so many bosses done and I was close to the next boss.
Classic Clark Souls experience? Yeah. It was fun to watch. No! It wasn't fun!
Yeah, we have flippers. Exmit my death and you'll see the death. Don't worry.
Did this guy bleed it, cause I saw him taking a lot of damage there.
Keeps trying to- that's not me.
Oh my god.
I don't like to do the radio, to be honest.
I can't see it with me.
I guess I got nervous.
I was two hits away.
got nervous
he just did a lot of damage
must have been like a counter hit or something
cause there are counter hits in this game right?
this guy just chillin
nevermind
he's like vanish
first boss down
nice
ahhh
oh the storm is pretty rough here
yeah it goes there
it goes there, it's pretty rough
the goats blew down
is there a way we can wager a bit somehow
and whether or not she
completes it in less than a week
hahahaha
you can wager with me directly you know
but well the thing is I can't give you back any bits I guess but
Okay, now I gotta go over here.
I guess we should level up first.
Very windy today.
It's extremely windy because of your super-mega-windy.
Mie-ga-wind, mie-ga-wind, mie-ga-wind, mie-ga-wind.
to be a gamba? There's gamba right now. A lot of people believe in me. Thank you.
Wait, hold on. I need to buy the key. Yeah, don't miss the gamba.
Was the correct answer in the gamba? Obviously, you're the one that believes in my win.
Am I real? No. I am AI.
You guys think that it's annoying that it's so colourful?
The timer? Do you think it should be white?
Thoughts. Thoughts. Man.
You. The name and you are a man not broken.
Green?
Colours good and I mind the timer. Doesn't matter.
matter? Pretty cool. Honestly, white. I could try and white and you can tell me what you think,
because I think it's very, it's very there, isn't it. So white would be...
like that.
Me has a mega stroke on it too.
Now it looks like it matches the bits in subcounter.
Yeah it does.
What do you think?
Is this better or the previous one?
Oh!
Power board!
Thank you so much for the raid.
Walk me in!
Hello!
Dino sex raid!
What?
I know sex raid. What? What is that? Oh my god.
Are you guys wrong? Previous?
What kind of raid is this? Change.
Okay, I'll make it smaller. A little smaller.
Hopefully that's decent.
Wait, is it a timer? Hold on.
It's overly kind of like slightly over the...
There we go. I'm trying to fix my stuff here.
That's better I think.
Can I even drop this gift out? D dines or double D?
Sheesh. We're doing some just shat and carol. I hope you had fun.
and welcoming guys we're doing a no-death run of hacking doxels to the best
game in the world what's the best game in the world
and so welcome welcome enjoy your stay
so we're trying to finish the whole game without dying a single time and do all
bosses while we're at it whoof the best game Konami guy
this is prepared to die edition prepared to die edition is only he's only
in darkness one this is a scholar of the first edition yeah it's been a good
time love wanted to show him a real gamer why thank you sounds painful in all
the ways oh yeah it is for sure we first thing we got to do is upgrade adaptability to 26 and
then we can level up the character after that it's kind of yikes oh well what are you gonna do
what are you gonna do let's go back let's go and do it let's go get pursuer a real gamer that
jumps off the map on the no death run okay chill all right just because I accidentally fell off
off the map last run does not make me bad at the game right it did look kind of
silly okay it's not like three hours tonight all right all right
that was rather silly huh it's a bad walking if anything it makes me better
walking full of hobbit like I would be honored to be compared to hobbit these
games because he's he does know it runs you know a good stream thank you very
much Carol you have a good one too
Catabor, catabor, catacadabor.
Why am I going here?
Because I just want some more souls.
The souls veteran already died three times.
Three times is two days, not that bad.
You get the stone ring?
No, I didn't get the stone ring yet, you're right.
I think I can get it after the pursuer.
I don't think it helps too much before, or like, at pursuer.
Pursuer smells a hard noise.
Like I can't believe before back in the day you thought Pursuit was like the first challenge
and now compared to what we faced he's like it's like nothing I mean it's crazy crazy
how far the soul schemes have come
It's pretty easy, I mean as long as you're not greedy, it's pretty easy.
DLC for Dark Souls 2 was hard as hell, yeah, that's why we separated in this challenge.
would be cool to have it separate. You'll see how we do it. It's kind of a pain. Kinda.
It's an understatement. I haven't decided exactly what to do with the DLCs yet. I just
that we're starting with vanilla. Yeah, Pursuer does keep pursuing, that's for sure. Yeah,
it's more the areas that are terrible. I don't think it would get hit there.
I don't like it being so close to the edge.
Smack.
Let me take a like gem.
Oh that was so estus, whoops.
Honestly at least we're not wasting like gems.
Whoa!
Did he just act a little bit quicker than normal there?
I keep dodging, or rolling too early sometimes.
I feel like I like life gems more than I like.
That's his flash, to be honest.
I couldn't do anything because I was taking a life gem.
Curse?
That's crazy.
Oh, he's- oh my god.
Did he change now?
I haven't seen this in many years.
I'm sure he's gonna- why is he doing so much damage?
Oh my god.
I can't fight.
I can't fight a failure pursuer.
Come on! Roll! When I tell you to roll! God damn it!
Ah, this is not good.
It's okay, okay. I just need to calm down.
God damn it.
Yeah, one of his attacks is way faster than the other.
I don't want to leave it like this.
But what the heck is happening now?
Oh shit.
Oh.
There's some ranged attacks.
Oh my god.
He can curse me again?
I guess now I know why it could be hard.
How the heck did I get hit there?
Oh my god, that's a guilty.
Oh my god, that's ability!
Seriously.
That was probably the worst first ever fight I've had.
I'm not gonna lie.
That was a bit nerve wracking and I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, it wasn't great, it wasn't great.
Not even close, churchies.
I didn't even know it could curse you.
Sheesh.
I got nervous.
Yeah.
The best game in the world is the best game in the world.
I came into the stream and it was hard to see.
I'm pretty much a doxos.
One and one makes two.
Two and one makes this is not three.
Wait, wait.
I was trying to sing it, but I lost it.
I lost it.
It was destiny.
At least I understand what you meant.
Can I just sing that on a three hour sleep? Good luck.
Yeah. Okay, let's go back.
Yeah, I need to burn our human effigy, I guess.
an effigy I guess. I am dead now. This is the genius game,
Luxus 2, where they make you lose health every time you die from the shield for being bad.
Can I burn now? How do I use it though? I'm not entirely sure. Do I use it like this?
Like an item?
Oh!
Okay, that's it.
They're mine.
When did I burn it?
There are a seek-seek list.
We're human again! I needed that to build the up ASAP.
Holy shit.
6, 6 less!
Terror!
6, 6 less!
What's the deal with humanity in these games?
Any mansplainers please?
So basically there's like a curse on the human race, right?
So people become hollows.
So that's like the looser humanity
but
What you can do is you can get humanity
And use it like to gain regained humanity and the more hollow you become the less of a human you become and the more of a husk
So the same
Like in the end you lose your mind
Hey, you can't come back
There we go, that's what I want.
Okay, why doesn't that count though?
Basically is what I'm going to do with this challenge.
True.
I'm doing Facebook and now I can't and cannot leave so they become hollow but that's the
worst.
Oh yeah by the way my Facebook I can't log into my Facebook anymore it's so weird because
it needs me to like double add like some extra or like upgrade my double verification
whatever but when I press the link it the link breaks I don't use Facebook but
I use the messenger for some of my friends so now it just doesn't work at
all but I'm like okay well what am I gonna do the link is like cannot be
found so the hand gg I didn't do anything I barely use my Facebook so I
don't know what are we banned for Jimenez
No, that's your problem, you have friends.
There's my Facebook to find bike seats at the marketplace.
I say what you did there!
Man for accepting sucks friend request.
Or not accepting. I was like why would he be mad if I accepted it?
That's not fair!
I need to remember what the next thing is we do.
What's the next thing we do?
Look at California SS Shard.
Who the heck is Kale?
I don't know who Kale is.
E?
The blacksmith?
X-Men?
Find the Albanorg women.
Man in the cave.
I have no idea.
This guy didn't find in the other area.
I'm sorry, I have no idea what this is.
What were we talking about?
Oh, is that?
I don't know, still.
Where can I find this Kale?
Kale's a map dude.
Don't go up the roots to preserve you can go another half the Cardinal Tower if you
go to the right instead of left or between the turtle alright let's try this Ninja
the turtle. Cardinal tower that's here right? Oh I didn't go up the stairs yet! Thank you
Andrei for the prime, three months. Turtle you made blowing stuff up. Okay okay, I go
to the right there. Okay okay. Let me just go up here first. I almost forgot this place.
Let's fight in love
Let's fight in love
I'm almost kind of bummed out that we finished South Park
I wish it was more South Park games
They're so brilliant
Oh yeah, I forgot this guy
Yeah, they need to make more banging games like that, honestly.
Banging South Park games.
Stop trying to be original and just make more like the show.
Alright?
Okay, is that over here?
a turtle and a turnt right instead of left, yeah?
oh wait, um, no...
You mean down to the over here or down on the roots?
Yeah, I can't go another way.
Can't you?
This is like a, oh, oh, there's this whole place you can go to.
I didn't even think about it.
Do I go down here?
I haven't gone here in forever I skipped this whole area
Yeah, I do also wonder how successful those software games were.
Great question.
Now I do wonder if I continue on the scaffolding or if I go down here.
Oh, guess we'll go down here.
Hmm, that's kind of where I came from.
Jump over the right.
Jump into the right scaffolding.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Oh, I think I gotta go back right.
A flesh wound!
I'm gonna try sleeping way more this- tonight- oh I see it over there!
Is there a chance of death?
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha
AHH
Big balls
Watch the boulder, oh really?
Ha ha ha
Oh he has balls now
That's good, something to work with
Hello?
I mean, early in the run, so like, doing a little jump there, okay.
I think.
What a nerd.
I do have my maze, I could just...
I think it's going hollering.
He's going hollering.
I do know one thing for certain. I've always been very fond of maps.
I came to this land some time ago.
I don't remember this.
No?
Okay.
Well, there's a rather spacious mansion here.
I've made it my temporary home, as something of a squat.
I'm afraid.
Inside the mansion, I found a strange map.
But now I've never seen it.
I can't even see it.
I can't believe that it's a map of Germany.
Oh?
Oh.
I don't know.
He's losing his mind.
Why is he banned like that? He's presenting.
I'll fucking shame on you.
Here, take this.
What a job.
Incredible, really.
Oh, I would not venture deep into the mansion.
No?
But I can't be certain, but I've heard disturbing noises.
Something about it feels wrong.
Just be careful, please.
I'll be back, perhaps.
I'll be back.
Okay, cool.
Alright, we exhausted him. Sweet. Let's go down where the boulder went.
Rain drops keep falling on like... come on.
Maybe let's not follow the boulder. How about that?
How about that? I don't know man. I feel like maybe no. Maybe we don't do that.
Everyone comes here to lose their minds. Yeah, maybe they're like driven to this place.
What are you boyin'?
What are you boyin'?
So I like- oh yeah, here I get back.
Alright, cool.
Thank you guys for showing me that.
Now we can go into the mansion, which I don't remember what there is inside it, but we'll
see.
And frankly, thank you for the gift sub.
How do you sell it?
Alright, back to Majula we go. I'm gonna go get myself some coke.
I'm going to take a look at the map and see if I can get to the top of the map.
Every time I see it, there's less in the pile.
I don't know. I just brushed my teeth. Wait, is that the mansion? The bigger house?
It's kind of small for a mansion, isn't it?
There's some weird noises here.
Oh, mega nerd.
Oh, a free first lockstone.
You can fierce books.
Well, it's just such a big nerd that I wasn't ready.
Where'd I guess he though?
He told me not to venture far.
No, I...
I recognize this a lot, but I don't know.
It's not ringing any huge bells.
Only like medium bells.
Ah chests.
Yeah, that's the other basement, you know.
Yeah, I'll go to the basement soon.
Titan recharge is pretty nice though.
Here's all the loot, yeah.
All the piglets know where I am now.
Why did the music stop?
Chad!
The Scaly Boy's here!
Oh my god.
I don't know why I'm so bad at dodging today.
Probably could have slept three hours, but still.
It's me, a dark ear.
Ah! Should we leave now?
Soul vessel.
There's nothing else here.
Okay cool.
Cool.
That's pretty good.
I went to Donger Donger chat.
Also there's piggies coming.
You guys hear the piggies?
There's the remnants of the Lord Vessel from Dark Souls 1 in the basement of that floor.
It's kind of random isn't it?
Because random.
Bring, you've been cleansed.
Correct posture?
Yes.
Lore?
Pilipigs?
They'll grow.
Ain't nobody got time for that, they're so tanky, honestly.
Let's see if I can upgrade my weapon.
Should be able to, I think.
I think I need more souls.
I like the orange light nice I gotta be really powerful now what is this weapon it's
level it's level four plus four yeah mission your wall has a video on the
Imagine Basement there's special weapon schemes you can only get from the chest on there. Wait, what?
Schemes? Is that what you said?
I haven't skin color, ah, it's Glorp. But very pale Glorp. Next time I can try more Glorp color Glorp.
Hello, ma!
Moodlef? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Gaysha Glorp?
It's giving YOKER.
I don't think this loot was important.
Oh yeah, it's a decent loot.
It's good to get those souls in case of emergencies.
YOKER vibes?
Where am I going?
I forgot.
That's where I came from, right?
uh no that's where i came from
over here
um yeah that's where i baked the other day
you know how i got these scars these souls
Let's get some souls, Chad.
Hello!
Another thing I've been considering is doing Dragon Slayer...
Oh wait, yeah I think it's called the name of the Dragon Slayer, right?
Before Dragon Rider?
So we don't have to deal with knights, you know?
But I feel like Dragon Rider's way easier.
I don't know if that would be smart.
like if you did it that way we wouldn't have to deal with any of those nights the sleeping
nights yeah we used like 50 arrows I think or maybe it was like more like 20
arrows or 10 arrows I don't know the only problem is I had to upgrade my
decks super high maybe today we can try bolts honestly is it bolt works
Because the bolts is more strength based.
Oh yeah, I didn't take the body, did I?
I'm not beating Dark Souls 1, do you guys have tips for an easy run?
Yeah!
Poise is king!
Like trust!
Just get a lot of poise.
Get weapon.
Get a good armor, like the stone armor, and have enough endurance to be able to carry it.
Poise, and the wool frame, yeah.
Poise is king.
You will have a super easy time playing the game if you go poise.
Poise.
I'm worried getting hit while you kill the boss if you drop a black knight weapon GG.
Yeah, pretty strong
I got an ult or a greatsword.
of
Okay, let's see over here.
So now the question begins.
The question begins.
Should I kill this dragon first?
Kill the dragon slayer first or should I kill the dragon rider first?
Slayers easy one go dragon dragon rider rider and then ride a dragon I mean we
get tried doing the dragon Slayer first I just need to get some bolts so I'm
gonna have to reset this area
I'll throw it once. Oh, down.
Permanent, nice. Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's up? Fuck him.
The dragon sucks to fight. Yeah, we're gonna cheat him.
Gonna use some cheese on him.
Why can't I use it?
I need more strength.
That should be fine.
I should be able to two-hand it, right?
Yeah, I can.
There is an optional path.
I don't know the alternative path.
Can I use the bolt that far away?
It's not like it has a less...
Yeah, I should be able to, right?
This is by 50.
Heavy balls, and we have 20 of these.
Let's see, we didn't spend too much money.
Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One.
Sleep Sneak?
Oh, we can get another ring as well.
I can't wait to think about crime.
I'm just going to get the ring and things between.
I forgot if you need to aim with binoculars in this one.
I don't think so.
Hello ladies.
I can kill myself an ogre
grandma squad permadeth of best souls 2 yeah
Snack. Snack is booty. Come on, come on, Snack is booty. Snack is booty.
I remember you're doing this with fist ones. That's gonna be forever.
You see tea. Snack is booty. Come on, come on, Snack is booty.
Snack is booty. Snack is booty.
Stone ring is gold pine resin also nice against the sentinels I guess
You're the soundtrack of CD. Dang it. I'm alright blast from the past bro
Fist him
Huh
Nice, great top, oh thanks bro, thanks.
Did I wash him afterwards?
Hell nah.
Let's travel to...
Next area is this.
Blink, blink, blink.
It's a new shirt, I actually got it from my mom.
She went to, um, Chile and she was like, do you want anything from here?
I'm like, oh they always have some nice clothes.
Can you buy me some clothes?
Are you robbing this shirt and a few others?
It's cute.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, my mom bought it, so it's not gray.
I mean, she sees what I wear and she tries to buy me something similar, yes.
You know the Klebskirch, the 1933 shirt that I wore that was like French, French shirt?
My mom bought me that one too.
It was just a coincidence that it was exactly the same as it was in the game.
Hello, please come.
Dude, come!
Oh my god, it's a lot of damage!
I should just fight these guys here, honestly.
I'm spending so much time trying to exhaust him or whatever.
Or why?
Or what for the reason?
I just hope I'm not going to die of- of Hornstein.
Wait, why is this guy coming?
Wait, why is he coming?
Hold on!
Why are they even if I get subs?
I didn't all think I was- I was going to find that guy too.
Ah, shit.
Is the other guy going to get upset now?
If he gets upset, I'm dead.
OK, now.
OK, OK.
These guys are kind of hard to kill.
This is super unpredictable.
Oh shit, mega bits.
Nice, we got his butt.
Oh, 4,300 and hold it in white?
Damn.
Alright, shit.
4,321 bits.
Damn.
Let's go.
Bits! Damn, that's crazy. Thank you so much.
Thanks so much, Sans! Completing the bit goal!
Let's go!
Yeah, numbers are hard, especially when I slept like legit 3 hours.
How about it, guys? I'm glad.
I'll sleep better tomorrow.
It's a weekend warranty.
But tonight, I mean...
yeah wish wish me well oh my god
shit maybe I need bow in there I was here
I can't even hit it!
Ah, aim button shot.
Alright chill!
I just don't think I can hit it.
I think I need a bow and arrow.
I don't think you can go that far, see how it stops going?
I don't think you can shoot it from here, I think I need to throw an arrow.
It doesn't have the range, that's a big shame.
Ah well now we know.
Back to Majula!
Back to your drawing board.
Closer? I can't go closer.
I don't know if it's the safest place I can be.
I'm sure I'm blanks.
Now, if you pop all our souls, perhaps we can still level up.
We need to level 12 this 30.
maybe if I wait first I don't know if it will be enough to be honest
yeah I could be one thought to try it
I was meant for loving you baby
you weren't meant for loving me
I can't get enough of you baby can you get enough of me tonight I want to give it all to you
We're definitely going to be able to level up I think. This is quite a lot.
I should have started using the souls frequently.
Hello, my lady.
You mind?
Good news.
The place gives massive souls for starter area if you want to souls, but it causes
difficulty.
What do you mean if you join the clan?
They are vixx.
I see enough to buy also arrows.
Have a good one, Night City!
See you tomorrow, maybe.
Oh, I definitely have enough to buy.
some arrows I don't think I need it more than 50 right now there's no way I need
to work I think I'm pretty one last time there six six less okay we learned
an important lesson crossbow doesn't all work
Now we know. Now we know. Does she know? Do I know what?
I don't know. Do I know?
Crossbow does not work.
Now we're gonna try Dragon Slay before Dragon Rider to speed things up a bit. Hopefully.
I guess the knights don't get upset if you kill the only Dragon Rider, right?
Otherwise it's basically the same thing.
Yeah, I know where I'm going.
Nice new green shirt.
Oh, thanks!
You guys need some eye test or some shit.
It's already gone.
I got their helmet.
Hey I don't have a helmet.
That looks so cool. Wow.
It's obviously yellow.
Ready for a sing-patties day.
Have you ever thought like, what if you see colors completely different to other people?
So our skin color is actually like blue, but you see it, you see blue differently.
You just don't know.
Because how could you know, really?
Oh my god, what?
what delayed three oh my god my health see ya we call it line color distortion
how would you know that though like how would you know because you just that's
That's just your reality.
I literally did him twice and then I got him.
Oh, they're coming.
Okay.
What?
Next.
I just need to kill a hard guy again.
I should buy some new life gems honestly.
I don't think I pulled this lover yet.
You like Abba?
I like Abba.
Have an eye mutation?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Do they always go at the same time?
Yeah, it seems that way.
Dancing Queen.
What language do deaf people think in?
not everyone thinks in the words so maybe more like colors or just thinking
without any particular... hello come on
Oh, he's coming.
Oh, he's coming.
Only seventeen.
You can dance.
I feel like Winter takes it all, it's pretty good.
Shake-a-tee-a, dancing queen, money money money money.
Yeah.
Give me, give me, give me.
No, give me, give me, give me your love.
I sang the wrong one.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I said, I sang money.
Ha ha.
Pray for me, Chad.
I hope 50 is enough.
And now we're just gonna wait.
If you hit the face you do a lot of damage.
95 there from one hit.
Pretty good!
Rain drops another best song.
But it's not by Abba.
He tries shooting his head with a crossbow now for science.
Yes sir, I will.
Just for science.
Oh!
Okay, so you just need to activate him.
What's that?
Yeah, I should have listened to you, Sam.
Is he loot?
Is that his loot?
What does he drop?
What does he drop guys?
If I go out of the game and back in again, does it come back?
Go get it. Oh shit, this guy's madge
Is it a weapon? Legendary maze
I don't need a weapon, I have a mace.
I feel like I'm so ripped off when that happens.
Oh my god.
This guy sucks.
All my life gems are going to waste.
This game is not bad.
I hate this game.
No, don't kill me, please.
I have my family.
Sprint! For the love of God!
Yeah, maybe I should start blocking, huh?
Like I did before.
Doo-doo-doo-doo.
Well, I have only three life gems.
What if I...
You want to go at it that way huh?
What if I do this? To your death? Ha ha!
It's probably heal up right?
So how do we get this loot then? If I go in and out of the game it will
come back. I'm not sure. Maybe I don't need it.
Jump off. Oh great, great tip.
I'll just use this life gem I guess, and I only have two left,
and I'll just try to be extra careful with the boss.
You might be back if you quit out.
I'm far from normal by a third.
Because it would be normal, there's, uh, I can help to pay.
I'll pray for me.
Ow, he hit me.
Nice!
I love the music just stopped!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I gotta say my heart rate does go up quite a bit when I'm fighting bosses.
Maybe you guys should see my heart rates.
There's a lot of info up already on the screen, but I need to move it though.
I'll move it down here.
There's not that much stuff up there.
It looks so easy.
Well, the thing is, I feel like he could definitely kill you, though.
If you overextend.
You're a lot of info. What?
No, this is not my first Dark Souls 2 run, but this is my first run in a long time.
No, let's not return.
Let's just go do the other boss fight right away.
What do you think guys?
I still have 4 SS Flasks.
We just go right away for the next boss.
I do wonder however if the boss or these guys are going to start killing me now, the knights?
Sorry.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either. I think they do when Dragon Rider dies.
Or Dragon... yeah, Dragon Rider.
They don't Dragon Rider sign up.
Yeah, they should have been already sitting up if they were attacking me.
I haven't been eating peanuts but I'm kinda sick so that'll do it.
In this game can you only summon NPCs or co-op partners if you are a human?
It's just like there for one.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, he's easy.
Nevermind, he's not even blocks me.
Oh, that shad moved.
It was like, easy, huh?
There we go.
I forgot the lever, did I?
No, I did do all the levers.
I'm pretty sure I didn't do all of them, all of them, so...
Back to back chat!
Can't you make this boss fall down? Yeah, you can, you can.
Makes it 2-0 for you. I upgraded it to plus 4 already, so it's quite strong.
Let me just talk to this lady and then go back to Majula.
I don't want to buy you stupid shit
Okay, and now we go back to Majula and Lola. Maze is one of the best weapons in the game.
Really? Is it that strong?
The Maze is Maze and I'm going to have God run on dance pad.
I don't want to break all the spirits that much.
I need to teach you guys a swear word in Swedish.
I'll teach you several, how about that?
F***, you f***ing f***ing f***ing shit!
I mean, damn...
In hell...
Stupid shit!
Wait...
No, f***, it's not stupid, it's not...
It's more like...
Damn...
I said, damn...
I don't know if f*** is damn...
Leave my mother out of this!
NEDRANS...
S***!
5th grade curse? Excuse me? That's badass, curses, actually.
You know what? I think I need to up my strength, just a tad.
Kind of a soy boy right now.
I thought this was a Christian channel while you were raw.
I need to buy some stones.
Let's go ahead and pop my souls.
What's the next boss anyways?
I forgot.
Like science entries?
Mmm.
Oh no, it's not for Warf.
That's the place I died twice.
I died the most.
I learned my lesson, so I feel like...
shortly.
Warf.
I gotta go down...
Warf.
Warf.
Warf. I forgot where Warf is.
Or pirate to the seal.
Cause I don't know where I'm going.
I have to drag it right in.
I'm going back where I came from.
I didn't miss any bosses, right?
No?
No, I don't think so.
Cause I don't know where I'm going, I don't know where I've been.
I'm going back breaking from...
squeeze me. Monastery's charm. Ew. Oh now we're here.
This game is so long, it's crazy.
Rain drops keep falling on my head.
Yeah, this is first Vanilla and then I think we'll add the DLC balls after.
I think the DLC is so long.
Excuse me.
Yeah, so 32 bosses.
I drink and I have a rich accent, quite a lot of cheese lab.
Bloody hell.
A permanent Doctor student saying that she got this.
Oh my god, I can just imagine Shrine of Amana, which I don't even know when it is, so it's going to be a bloody surprise.
I do remember the boss in Shrine of Amana, though. Isn't that the frog boss?
This is from AliExpress. What the heck?
What does that supposed to mean?
Did you see the long especially going for the final end?
Yeah, I guess he's such a long roll.
We'll see how I manage with those.
30. 30 seconds? Oh, 30 minutes. I have 30. I don't have so much. Because before I had
like four minutes left. I got three torches from the mansion.
Oh.
What's he doing?
The match was pretty nice, a good loot then.
It's a bit confused, you think?
I kind of like the torch functionality in this game.
It's sad that most of the torch systems had to be cut in the final game.
It did?
That's kinda sad.
Where'd he cut it?
I'm gonna have to finish it, I guess.
Probably better, though, given how
the less in the game turned out.
I mean, like, how the reception was for the game or something?
There's a general reception was kind of lukewarm, yeah.
There's no lying there.
Or like, was it?
I don't know.
How was the game reception at release?
Initially it was pretty good, yeah?
I don't know if I realized.
So does my torch die?
Yeah it does, it's pretty cool.
I like that.
Let's take a life jam.
Let's take a life jam.
Look at the way this came out, I forgot.
Ah, it's just not a great Dark Souls game, I guess.
It kind of misses the mark of what makes Dark Souls good, when it comes to the difficulty
especially I don't think it's a bad game at all it's just like for it could have
been much better Frank is back hello Frank
You were almost a jiggle.
Thank you.
Thanks Frank.
You always believed in me, Frank.
I'm kind of nervous here, there's a lot of enemies who won't, I'm going to try to separate them.
This works.
Watch out, Frank!
What am I supposed to do, Chad?
Frank's in the way!
Okay, I think I managed.
Alright, cool.
Frank's still alive.
Thank God.
I didn't kill Frank!
I can see how they tried to make changes, but didn't really know how to make changes,
make changes but didn't know how to improve the dsa sign
yeah but the Dark Souls game is literally taking the Dark Souls
are you talking to me devil seer? I can explain what I mean
I think it's a good game but I don't think it's a good Dark Souls game
the reasoning being that
It kind of misses the mark on what makes the difficulty good in Dark Souls 1 and it just kind of like
thinks that oh difficult equals good
And just because they'd like just push more enemies everywhere
like oh here's the 500 enemies instead of
reasonable amount
Or every time there's an opportunity they always do
Trap, you know like it just becomes a little tedious at that point
Are there any other oil throwers in this area?
Because I feel like that guy is usually the guy that gets me with oil.
I don't know.
I'm assessing.
What do I guess Frank?
I didn't kill him.
Sculler 1st one was a mistake, making the game harder with more enemies.
Yeah, I don't really get that either.
But uh, why, like Sculler 1st scene is usually the version people recommend me to play
when I play it.
Oh my god.
Why is he attacking me?
He's gonna be scared to fire?
Oh he doesn't care about the fire?
Bro doesn't care.
Leave me. Let's get his ass done.
I'll teach him.
These guys don't care. Yeah, these guys are scared. I think.
I don't know man, I don't know what happened. Why do they not care about the fire anymore?
I'm only trying to get his butts.
Okay, another mistake if I get the thumbs.
You can jump up.
Damn.
You get chance, actually.
He has his butts.
I'm trying to remember what's up here, if it's anything worth looting or not.
So I'm here again.
Cause I didn't go last time cause I didn't have a torch, but now I have a torch.
Anonymous, thank you so much for the fact that I appreciate that very much, thank
you great sword that's what you get
bruh that was a trap
gavel on the wheel gavel on the deal first Frank I did not kill him all right
Okay whatever you think I did not kill him.
I don't trust this guy.
Ow.
Okay, he dropped it.
Wait, my door ability is so low on my- Wait, if you respite bonfire, does your door ability
go back?
I don't remember how the game works.
Yeah?
Okay, cool.
Oh, I think dog is out.
Can we get a timer?
He's barking like crazy.
this barking like me again
are you crazy?
the lockin doesn't turn them lights on
I'm just gonna go and do this and then I will tell my dog to not bark.
I'm just trying to shoot me.
Leave me alone!
This will actually go some peace and do the stuff he's supposed to do.
I guess you are in the background.
Yeah, we do, yeah.
Isn't there another guy that should cheer?
Or this guy, I mean, assassin?
Hmm...
I know there's more...
There's more...
you
you
you
you
you
I think it's legal in the U.S., but it's not legal in the U.S.
I gotta say, the animals in general, I think the laws are way stricter in Sweden, in general.
Which I think is good.
Yeah, I know, the goat fell today, the wind was too strong.
Dogs are illegal?
Huh?
He sent for the boss chat, pray for me, wish me luck.
I think we're doing pretty good this run, I got a jinx at the night.
First we got to kill all the enemies, start with this guy.
There's a guy that wants to come behind me and that guy with the fireballs.
This guy started having some trouble.
He fell over and died.
I'm locking doors and turning them on.
It remains my break.
Oh shit.
Is it by the bonfire?
I don't think I have an repair pot.
Oh yeah.
No I don't.
Oh yeah I do.
Oh yeah I do.
I do accept game recommendation, in fact I have a whole channel for it on my discord
server.
Thank you for reminding me though about the repair.
Can we watch it up?
Yeah, it's funny how I watched a lot of YouTube crime stuff, like true crime and stuff, and
I think it's kind of funny how they have to say like, unaligned instead of killed.
It sounds so weird when talking about a serious subject and I'm like titling her, like, you know?
Yeah, let's not fight in chat though, guys.
Be friends, not foes. We have enough enemies in the game.
Boss time!
We're clear to walk pretty quick though, and pretty well too.
I wish I had more stamina, I feel like my stamina is going to low.
Oh my region is low now.
I feel like every boss in this has hit me once so far, except for pursuer hit me a million
times.
The Yoshi has been marking constantly, I think it's because it's windy.
Yoshi!
Can you go pee in the dump?
Yoshi!
Stop barking and go pee!
Alright, that was pretty simple. Straightforward. We're good.
It's not your pal, guy. It's not your buddy, pal.
Oi, matey!
My dog pisses indoors.
He's outside.
He's in the yard. I have a window right next to me and I'm talking to him through the window.
He's having his little party break while streaming party breaks.
So basically we walk him three times a day.
One time in the morning, one time before stream, one time after stream.
And then he goes... during stream he goes for his own party break outside.
Okay, can we add like another 5 minutes maybe?
One degree, severe wind warning.
Severe wind warning?
Okay, maybe I should take my dog inside.
Oh, wait, oh, sorry.
I'm gonna also like, I just need to make sure he has Pete, so I'm gonna walk with
with him outside and like make him pee once.
Welcome home, MashaN1.
I don't want him to have like, to need to go.
Danny, thank you for the prime.
He's been so distracted, parking there.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh, it's cold!
Guys look, my mom bought me new shoes, very nice, you like them? I like them, for yourself.
I think there's sketches, I don't have like one store in Sweden.
Nice arch support.
I can't believe I left my character without making sure he was safe.
Um, brave.
Yoshi is a...
I understand Swedish.
I thought I'm only Swedish.
Is he healing?
How dare he.
Only I can heal.
Yeah, they're quite comfy. Let's get cheers. I like them.
Yeah, there's a storm in Sweden, yeah.
And the funny thing is I think I brought the storm over from Iceland, because in Iceland it was crazy stormy.
At one point it was 20...
The wind was blowing 20 meters a second or something. I don't know how to measure it. Is that how you measure it?
I'll offer you a warm embrace.
Is it time for to go another location now?
I think so.
Sorceress confirmed.
Why'd you bring it? I'm sorry, it wasn't on purpose.
I need to go to the other teleporter, right?
The storm had fun.
Hang on, would you ladies?
Came back to say hi.
You came with me!
PB8?
Yeah, I did pretty good.
good. Yeah, this is Mario, Super Mario. Bearer, Seekless. I guess we can upgrade Endurance
a bit. I've had pretty weak endurance so far. Ring storm forceful scene sign on
watch stream. How did you figure it out? My plan! Yes! My plan!
I guess I'm gonna go this way now right the tower apart instead of going back to
the exile holding cells because I think it's time for the sentries
Ruin Sentinels I mean.
They sent for Ruin Sentinels.
I guess first...
we do...
I don't hate this one.
Why did he do that? I don't even know why!
Let's first just kill this guy.
What? I forgot what it's called.
Tension!
He's not fudged with you.
Pani Mura, how dare you?
Basically one arrow.
Okay then.
All the dogs?
I like this guy, not bad.
Chill, okay.
I get knocked down, but I get up again.
You're never gonna break me down.
I get knocked down.
But I get up again. Is there any, like, anything good from killing a
pursuer every time he spawns?
His last time I just skipped him.
I think I can kill him too.
He freaked me out with his red eyes but...
Do you get like decent souls?
Bragging rights?
No, that's not promo.
Tricking Titanites?
Hmm.
I guess I will skip him then.
See ya.
Does she respawn if I go there again?
I wonder.
I wonder.
You kill him three times, you get the ring of blades plus. Oh really?
I'm here to force it down.
I should have talked to her before, she would have given me a gift.
You owe me a cop, dude.
You owe me a cop, dude.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Taka-taka, burrito burrito.
I think I have a branch of your, right?
See ya.
but he's gone
he's just gone
I'm trying three more times I don't remember well
that would be nice to have the ring to increase your damage more
god damn it
well back to go I guess
Ah!
Ah!
Beryl!
This is um...
...scoloured first in.
But you're not using a blade. It increases your physical damage.
He doesn't say you need to use a blade.
Oh, why am I not using the snake?
This one. I just got it, didn't I?
I feel all my wishes with your taco-flavored geesees.
Oh, Tani-Mura, why?
I get nightmares every time, I can't.
That's the way you're supposed to go.
It's not like it's a shortcut.
Oh, this was a randomizer challenge, I thought it was stuck in for weeks.
Nah, I haven't done Permanest in general, so I wanted to do Permanest.
I'm not a humongous fan of randomizer, personally.
I have never completed a whole randomizer run.
I mean it's kind of fun, but it feels like a gimmick to me.
Let's go over here.
There we go.
That's much better.
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Is this supposed to explode once you roll it down?
Please don't break the barrel.
Yeah?
He's never done it for me.
Oh god damn it.
you just do like I think to even is that close enough
it's not that close enough I'm glad he hopes so
Oh yeah.
Light the torch.
Decide?
Nah, not the damn brawl.
Boom, baby, boom.
the flame oh no i didn't give him the ember imbecile because my imbecile
then he's mad i don't give him shit how dare he
I need Lord Cheyne in the Shard.
I think he sells some though.
Let's go and buy him.
I don't have money for one.
What?
I'm going to go and pop some souls, bro.
Pop him up!
Yeah, I lit the fire in the shop already.
Let's buy two more.
Hopefully I can upgrade my weapon as well.
Kind of expensive, huh?
I need three already?
Oh yeah, right.
That makes sense, actually.
Oh, they're expensive.
He-
Pop!
Peanut butter butter pops!
I couldn't forget mine!
Pop!
We got in the conqueror rings.
Ah no, I don't think so.
Pop, pop, peanut butter butter pop!
Pop, pop, pop it in your mouth!
Pop!
You guys think that deadly premonition deserves a playthrough?
Curse.
How could you forget?
How could you forget?
Is 35% off?
Really?
So janky and weird.
Absolutely.
I actually love, love, um, I kinda low key.
me I gotta love I forgot the show the name of the show oh you guys know what
show if we're talking about that blue permission twin peaks yeah I do like
twin peaks quite a bitch
now it's how much plus six or is it gonna be plus six it's plus six I mean
that's pretty crazy it's super powerful
Does that make me crazy Does that make me crazy
Oh shit
Oh.
It tells me I shouldn't be on the road, because of the wind.
That's like the government.
Those are just going to have tree fallings.
I'm just falling on my head.
Government was telling me specifically not to drive.
on the road trees and like said like I said like they can be like power cables
from the trees pulling them down
let me check whether in this
20 meters per second, temperature feels like minus 10, that's why it was cold when I went
outside.
Damn bro.
Where wins meets?
Yeah, where did the wins meet?
It's about to find out what's a meter it's a
one thousandth of a kilometer
Hey, doesn't- why not?
It's over 20- 30 meters per second on the sea.
I'm glad I don't have any trees super close to me, because I don't want to be scared
for trees bringing them a house bro
one meter is three feet exactly
or some say custom hi everyone the car where something for five five months
I'm so close to the sub-bull.
Where'd I get to see him going?
Bro, come back!
He's coming!
39.37 inches
Actually was 39 plus 3700787 inches that's one meter
does he know
He's you weren't sure
give up much
but tell me that it's just bad luck
or will i find where i belong
thank you harry for the prime eight months
okay now i want a big circle
okay time for the next boss chat
huh?
I need to speak Swedish, now I'm clear.
Now I'm going to take this boss.
No.
Okay, I'm going to take it as fast as I can.
I've only beaten this boss once so far.
Oh my god. I think I'm being a bit too greedy.
Come on!
Ah!
Okay, it sounds to get down I think, or unless we get this.
Okay, we got her!
That was really good.
Actually...
Probably smoothest run so far.
I love how the music just stops.
It's so funny.
Tani Muras vision.
Tani Muras vision chat.
Tani Muras vision.
So beautiful.
How many hidden walls? 5, right?
The lightning on the weapon keeps it for a long time.
So yeah, somebody slapping the people playing music.
3, 2, 1, cut!
No more music!
You're killing the band.
No more music.
No more music.
Oh does it keep dropping 10?
I don't know what the heck's happening with my machine.
Let's see what this.
to 10. I'm dying. Sorry. Parts. What's it called? Application. Can you guys do
extra hard rate? It's getting cut off. Now, hard rate I think, the whole thing. Hyper
rates. Okay I'm using hyper rates. Let me get that. It started like being worse and worse.
Widgets. Should we try another widgets? Maybe it works if we try another one.
I can find a nice looking one though.
I don't like the other ones, I only like the one I had.
Fresh Darnit.
Yeah, I'm going to try redoing it though.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Then we're also gonna increase the width.
Keep spitting yourself, okay.
I don't know how we're gonna tell if it's working
or not to be honest until my heart rate goes over over 100 so you guys can keep an eye
on it I appreciate it thank you I am pure rage when you're prime cause I notice that the
the timers above the alerts it's not good no it's underneath good I fix so many problems
let's go chase Yoshi for a bit
It doesn't quick push-ups.
Shraver now.
He's a dong-donger though.
It's Gargoyle time!
Cheers.
Yeah, my hardware might go up when it's Gargoyle time.
Pray for me!
Aw, that's not how you get there, is it?
No.
We sit and wallow at the stairs?
Oh, really?
Like here?
Where?
Where?
Here?
Aha!
Did you know that in this game you can break
chests and then whatever's in there
will become trash?
It's so terrible.
Hang in there Skeleton.
Yeah, yeah, you can break chest by hitting them so if you're scared it's going to be
If you're scared it's going to be a mimic and you start attacking the chest that can
break.
Seek, seek, less.
There, seek, seek less.
Seek, seek less!
Eh, Leo, what's that?
Is that one hell of punching mechanic? I know. Especially since it's introduced, like...
Wait, is it serving quarters to go to the Gargoyles?
Yeah, and then I went in a different direction.
Is it down?
Down to go to Gargoyles, right?
How many times did she just die?
Three times since yesterday.
I'll pursue her.
Don't get hit by that.
It's bad.
Okay.
Snack, snack, and snack.
Adam, what's your favorite soul spot?
That's a good question. Probably...
Hmm, that's a really good question, though.
Wait, did it get hit? It's like a time!
No, no, I played this game for like 200 hours.
But I haven't played this in MANY years.
Last time I even touched this game was 2019.
And I didn't even do a full playthrough back then.
I'm supposed to put this in here, right?
Yeah, stick it in the mouth.
Deep in there. There we go.
Alright cool.
Black and Dawson turn them lights on all.
Twin Princess? True.
A group peak.
I forgot one thing. I forgot to go back to Majula and increase my healing potion. Maybe I should
do that first. I don't think I can leave now because I got invaded. I should really
If I kill the invader, he won't come back, so...
Yeah, just twin gargoyles here, right?
Yeah, surely.
Ah, it's time to get gnomed!
It's time for a daily gnoming!
Oh, that's what you mean with by Ella, let's see.
Woo-hoo!
Bruh.
Bruh!
Come on!
It's been so long since I've talked to Leppa.
Why didn't he go to Dream Ag?
Let the owl in.
I can't do it, I'm sick, that's why, okay?
Don't judge me.
Oh, the aim is just terrible.
Is that so much PUP here? Is this PUP tower?
Oh, do you get like invaded by...
AHHHHHH THE GNOME IS GNOMEING ME!
Almost got gawd.
Dean gnome.
Uh, would you get invaded instead of the gnome?
Would you get invaded by online players?
Yeah?
Ah.
Yeah?
Ahhhh.
Woohoo!
Woo!
Woo!
Damn it.
Woo!
These work.
I'm sick that's why
It's really the only reason why okay
Got him denowned
The burden I know
Look yeah
We're going to take to this run, hello.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good, it's going really well.
I only slept like three hours tonight, so I'm doing pretty good considering.
I'm doing pretty good considering.
Question is, should I repair my hammer or my maze before we go because it's kind of down.
I don't know if it's necessary to do so.
I just had visitors over and amazing food and I thought I'd like some weekend permachill.
Hey, sweet.
We got some perma slop contents here today, so I hope you enjoy.
Alright, both of you have today.
Nah, I only drink one while streaming.
I'm gonna sit by the Bonnie.
I have 10k.
I don't think that's- but you know what?
Let's go to Medjoola quick and burn the resten- or the burn the bone.
Better sound than Ella.
Hmm, I can buy that.
The stone ring?
Yeah, I think I got that, yeah.
You know what?
like the the maiden in black she's my favorite firekeeper what do you guys
think which one is the best firekeeper stone ring yeah there it is I got it
Versus 3, doll, the doll, the ring, I just think that Emerald Herald, yeah, I like this
one too, yeah this one is, but Emerald Herald is good but she doesn't say a lot, I feel
like, I mean none of them I guess too, but the doll is incredible, yeah the doll is
very cool, I like the doll as well, maybe we should do a permanent bloodborne run
as well. I mean Emeril Harrel doesn't say a lot if you're like, or did I remember wrong?
I feel like she always says the same thing over and over again. I mean she opens up a
bit later I guess. Ah the Nomes Restart! Respawn? Damn. I want to go down in the hole here.
I was hoping that it wouldn't respawn.
There's no loot here.
Why is it chested?
Oh, astro-d-d-d-d.
Thank you for the prime.
Demon's Elsphermoutheth?
Should be kinda easier now.
Where's part about the insults it's a run back, so
But the results is short I
Don't know that's one of every yeah, I don't know quite a few actually I've done a no no death run
I've done no death run on that side as well
The image also shorted and I remembered when the remaster came out. Yeah
Yeah.
Well, I'm next to you.
What's up?
Alright guys, let's just go for it, I guess.
Blocking goes into an enemy line for you.
I thought my stamina regenerates very slow in this time around.
Compared to last round.
to
Ow.
Howie.
I'm losing a lot of health here, but I think there's only two left, right?
That's my stamina regenerating so much lower.
I guess maybe I don't have enough.
hold on this is left the ground there we go stop the music already 10 okay what
you can still go to 10 damn it I'm something wrong with my my application
here let's try another one I'm gonna have to change our looks
I don't like any of the other ones, hahaha.
Hopefully this one is not too annoying.
I did it though!
Let's try this, it looks like it's on the left side for some reason, can I align it to the right?
Maybe now it will work.
Do you guys hate that or is it okay?
I kind of hate it.
Uh, not something to be fiddle with.
No, no, really.
I just put in the number in the widget.
It's not great.
No, the other one is way better.
But if this one works, maybe I can go back and try the other one again.
one again. Leave the gargoyles alone! They're dead! They have any extra weapons equipped?
Well you do have a bow, but I guess I also have this, the old knight helmet. I've been
using another one. I think I was using this one before. Could it be that? But like I
feel it weird if it would be only that, you know?
I'd be like, I'm dozing, turning lights, I'll know.
Is it sooner next?
Oh shit, I think it's sooner next.
I think there's seven or six gargoyles, I don't remember.
You can attack close to being a PB, can we fall off something?
no not this time let's fight sinner nice and seven or six I would you are
talking about. Let's get my strength up. My in...um...well. Initially there were like
999 Gorgos, I'm sure. Yeah, Tani Muren was a patch-a-dog for us. Hey, nice man.
wait I know I gotta go back to the the room and what's that right I'm going the
wrong way now
what I mean my intelligence is a 3
actually I can do trick and metromanie
you really are wrong do you mind okay I like I can't do it
born master
rich dark knight think for the prime three months
But this time I go here, right?
Trigometromerty.
I said it pretty right.
Yeah, this looks good for me.
Yeah, I need that. I need to pick that up.
To make you feel my love.
Was there anything important in here? I don't remember anything that was important.
But if there was, please correct me.
Oh, that's the way I go, or?
Yeah, that's the way I go.
Never mind.
Bye-bye.
I'm good at the game?
Oh, thank you.
Is this New Game Plus yet?
No, I'm doing a permadist run, so...
This is just...
New Game.
I haven't played this game in many years, but I have 200 hours in it from... way
back in the day, you know?
Some of them explode, some of them do not explode when they kill you.
Or when they try to explode you.
Kinda weird.
You also jump across a roof, do you see a flame butterfly?
You know what, I think I'll, I won't jump across a roof.
There's some reason that doesn't seem appealing to me.
a luring skull
a luring skull
Where did they come from?
Where did they come from?
Where did they go?
Where did they come from?
Cutting Nigel.
Ah!
I hit a wall!
I never played the vanilla, I don't think.
No, I never did.
How is it worse?
How is it better?
Is that?
Where still are your little stalker?
I don't want to find him here.
Seems like a bad space.
Not... not much space for...
Dodging.
He's made a bunch of random changes, I feel like.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a combo and some badges fix a lot of bugs on honor field.
Oh, interesting.
I love you anyway.
I love you.
I love you.
Facing Knuckle Ring.
I have bugs.
I am a brain
There used to be in some hits of questionable hits
He's in deaths of questionable hits. That's so annoying
Jesus
One increases durability, huh?
Can we go down the DLC boss?
I never done a permadeath on the DLC.
And those deathflips?
Expansion mark death.
They get the last one.
I don't think it's worse to get this metrified dude right?
Why would I need a bonfire here really?
There's one coming up very soon.
I'm coming up.
I want the world to know.
Wait, is that the alert?
Wait, that knight that commits Sudoku if you...
Knight that commits Sudoku if you don't get hit by him.
Is he in the DLC or in the main game?
Let's see.
That's a bit of a shame.
Howie.
Yeah, I'm back here.
went pretty fast huh the boss weapon shop unless if you unpatchified that dude oh
okay okay that's good to know I think I can bring the wasn't there like a torch
thing right next to the elevator down stairs or...
yeah there was. I can bring it already.
I don't want to take this along. I'm scared my cage is gonna backstep from
no reason why wouldn't I want to tag that guy next to me what they going it's
You're doing great, thank you.
There's a loot right next to the cliff.
Question is, is it good loot?
Let's check it out.
Oh yeah, a trophy for lighting all the torch things.
A human effigy!
Of course.
Also don't remember what was on the roof here. Let's check it out.
That's a really nice thing. I think that's very useful. There we go.
Damn. She's pretty badass.
Uh, Himber, where you don't need to think for G1.
An effigy.
Come on.
Ouch, that was a lot of damage.
I'm gonna go to my corner of shame.
Fights me!
Why does it turn? I prefer finding the other side.
Corner of shame.
Corner of shame!
I like doing spinny spinnies.
Come on, fight me, you cowards!
Well, come home, good hunter.
Let's do these, too.
Oh
Corner of shame nice dodging shit
Pudgy Pudgy
Pudgy D tough. Thank you for the prime
Okay, not there I know was government. I was jerking
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm from the city of San Francisco.
Is there actually a reason for the hidden wall in this area?
I want to take the ocean
There's an item up there is a good one
So a game-changing item because I man bring how it's a ring
May have missed it
What kind of ring is it?
Is the best?
I don't remember what ring.
I don't know if there's any important loot here, so I think we're just gonna go ahead and skip forward in here.
We're just gonna push through.
This guy's doing so much damage, it's crazy.
There's a ring for HP and stamina.
Sounds pretty good, actually.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We're going to kill that with some magic related- oh.
That was a song very good.
It's going to blow!
Back, back, and
back and
I'm going to
blow.
So Ring the Automatically makes you married.
actually makes me married. Oh my god. To whom? Just a rando? I don't know if I like it. Yeah,
I'm looting everything anyways. To chat? Sorry, John, I'm already taken. I'm married to my PC,
You didn't know?
Ah, you're going to do a shame, but it is what it is.
It ain't it.
The tall is your PC.
He is about 50 centimeters from me.
I don't know.
I need to upgrade. Wait, I need to get my fire.
Let's just get the small.
Rally! Vincor G1, 11 months!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm going to go live in the woods, I'm going to go live in the woods, I'm going to go
forwards again cool I didn't die I'm like even though I know there's no enemies
coming it's still scary to walk on such a thin
why did you push me to the side so much you know what I mean what a wet in this
game water is not wet and that's not how it works water is actually dry it's
true but when you are water you become wet because that's how much she liked
water
it's very hot fire is not hot
Water is absorbent.
Wait, my thingy is almost broken.
Hey, what do I do?
I don't want to go all the way back, but I don't think I'll...
I think there's a risk that it might break.
God damn durability.
I don't have to go all the way back.
God damn it.
What do I do?
Do I go back?
Ah!
Does this stay lit now?
Do you guys think it will break in the fight?
Or do they bring it to their ability?
Not a bad idea.
I mean maybe I can bone out worst case scenario I guess we're in sort of the
life-ring
just switch weapons right to what I do have a bone I can bone out if I need to
They wish me luck right for me.
Is there a build yet? I'm not sure.
No dynamite, I'm checking my leg and my arm is located on my leg so it shakes as well.
Oh yeah, that's worth it, Theo.
I don't know if the DLCs are super like recommended, I haven't played them, what the?
How did she hit me?
Ah Chad, how did she hit me so much?
Oh my god, oh my god heal!
I pressed healing button like 5 times this way.
I'm done.
She keeps dodging me, bro.
I'm gonna keep getting hit by this stab.
Okay.
She looked, she heard me.
She definitely heard me.
Does it go forever?
I would.
Let me just take one life stone.
I don't feel comfortable with this talent.
I can definitely roll through this tab.
She has mega reach.
Oh my god.
She's not hard, but I can't have messed up this time compared to last time.
I got stunned, wait a minute, times.
Huh. Okay, greedy.
Woof! Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's a sheet.
Yay!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
We're back on track, baby! We're back on track!
Bradley, think about your one another one by the way. I don't know if I said it.
Back on track, baby!
Okay, now I'm just gonna kill one more boss and we have a new PB.
And his name is John Cena!
Stretch?
Okay, I will do another Lionel Richie song.
Oh, you're peeing in my lungs.
I was like...
So notice what you do
No, that's not the lyrics at all
Whatever, okay, remember
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
Damn.
Damn.
I like the emote.
Yeah, PB is tied.
Let's go.
Emerald Herald, wake up!
You have acquired the soul of an old one.
Damn right.
That is more than most undead can say.
Anyways, I have a question.
Don't clean my weapon now.
Wait, why isn't it repaired?
Oh, it's because I'm never sitting by bonfires, that's why.
Where can I buy repair powder?
I feel like having a few repair powders is probably going to come in handy.
Does this guy sell some?
He does.
One.
Two thousand five hundred.
Bruh.
He's robbing me.
time and I'm not a walker walker a some and I'm not like a leg while it's time
for Africa your ideas to expert here ask me anything all right I'll see how
many how much wood with a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
go. I'm asking the Dark Souls 2 expert if you don't mind.
See that mini? Thank you for the prime.
Having four, at least one.
That's fine.
I need chunks! How do I get chunks?
on. At least six or seven.
You're gonna need pharaoh's lockstones? I have one. How many am I gonna need?
No, I think I have two. I actually got one from the previous year.
Now I have one. You're on Huntsman's Corpse? Okay.
how much do I have? I have 14, let's go ahead and buy some.
The spy, I don't know, 20?
None of this.
Now she's ripping me off. She even laughs at me.
I don't know what to level up anymore. Agility is 100. I guess some vitality could be good.
That's gonna make me have better roles, right? How much do I get my vitality up to, though?
It gives you a ring if you buy enough stuff.
And that's ability for the win, baby.
This is how many bosses I've beaten.
So much Hoon, man! Okay, you're a jokester.
I'm just thinking like should I go like all 15 vitality?
Like, and then, or should I just keep going bigger?
Something like that.
Go bigger?
Any more stamina? Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
It's a little bigger in the vitality, I guess it is.
Yeah, I went a little in endurance too, it's a little sprinkle in there, you know, a sprinkle,
sprinkle.
It's probably so used in my Estus class, but they're so slow!
It's like painful.
Alright guys, now we can go over here.
How much wood would a woodchuck cut if a woodchip cut?
I never have a problem with saying that.
Sally sells she sells at the seashore to C6 sailors and C6...
Nah, that's not it. I'm just saying there's nothing else in the end there.
Hi, I'm Glorp.
This room is not as it seems.
Can I put weapons?
Yeah.
One pathway is leading out.
They have different stats.
And along this lovely thing reveals the other path.
Nope.
And this, you lovely thing, only runs on miracles.
You shut up and just really move the path.
Oh, I need money.
Oh, OK, you sell it.
Oh my god, I would beat her up right now, Jack.
Oh, I beat her up so hard.
holy shit oh my god and that's only oh my god I have way too much shells now
Sally sells seashells to six seasick sailors from shell shark soldiers okay
what I don't think that's a lot either
That was the previous death, there was one.
Oh yeah, here.
Yeah, my previous death was just me walking off a freaking cliff man, it was...
Oh, don't say so.
Shut up lady.
It was freaking sad.
If we get sub, enjoy, get the sub.
She sounds seashells by the seashore.
We have that in Swedish.
Kruhra chukka chukka chukka tskor.
Ah, plenty more to why.
Why did you push me so far?
Close the edge.
I'm on the edge!
AGE!
Okay, I didn't die.
Bro, it's scary.
Why does it do that?
Hello, Momly.
So we have 6 Luxury and Lusk Ux.
I messed it up.
I can't even say it once.
I mean, 6 Sabans in a Salmon Box.
6 luxer in less ask it's so hard to say even once I
Was a blue I was green before one step closer to the end and I'm about to break
The only ones dark and I'm too stupid for a start
Do you get a free item box in this game?
Because in the Induxxles one you have to buy it.
I don't know what next boss is to be honest.
boss should be maybe executioner's chariot please tell me if I miss something here guys
So the way I died before, was that on the way to execution of Sharers or to Skeleton
Lords?
I don't remember Skeleton Lords, but I think it is one of the harder bosses now.
So I was on my way to the wrong boss and I died.
I kinda sad.
Oh.
Kill Lord, it's fairly easy.
Okay, never mind them.
Chill!
I'm sure there's anything worth getting over there.
Yeah, I'm gonna do Dark Lurker.
Frank, I see you.
I only played one hour of eldering, why use lifetimes and not flasks?
Well, I should be using flasks.
The thing is, it takes so long to use them.
And also if I don't use my healing potions, I don't have to sit by the bonfires ever.
Except you should not be using either one, using any of them indicates a skill issue.
chat. Big chat energy bro. I just like to use the lifeshift, it's cheap, fairly cheap,
I get a lot of them. And the heal you a little bit, so if you lose a little bit of health
you can just top yourself up. Is that the best weapon for a challenge? I've heard this
is one of the best weapons you can get, yeah. It's easy to get. I know you're here. Come
on Frank. Yeah we have three deaths. Three resarks. I'm doing a no death run so I started
yesterday.
I'm coming up.
Doo doo doo doo doo.
Apparently Maze is really strong.
I wouldn't count as cheese though, I mean it's not like a...
I wouldn't say it's worse than like a...
black
uh... knight
weapon from Dark Souls 1.
And the black knight weapon should show ridiculously easy to level up to, these are normal weapons so...
No, no, randomizers!
I actually don't...
love randomizers.
I never know, like I haven't only played like 200 hours of this game
in the past so for me the game is still fairly new and fresh like it's been so
many years as I played it so I don't need a randomizer to make it feel like a
new game you know what I mean and I don't need to add more to the challenge
because I've never done something like this before
I'm very smart sometimes to love him for a sec.
What did I say?
Oh.
Did I like, did I stall on, did I accidentally stall on, I have to say like black or something?
for it.
Bruh.
My bad bro, my bad.
Oh yeah, Sharnava mana is going to fudge me up a few times I think.
I don't even remember Sharnava mana, like I remember the start of it, but I don't
remember why it's hard, because there's magic people shooting all the time right?
Is there anything I can do to, like, nod?
Like, can I have, like, a shield?
A vortex mirror or something?
A magic shield?
Who the heck is this?
I don't think I saw him last time I was here.
Come on. Wait, what the-
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Where's my stamina?
What the heck?
Chat! What even happened? Oh my god, my healing heals me nothing. I haven't used my healing
item much. Bro, I got a little heart attack there. I eat me while I was healing, yeah?
make sense
this is a tough yeah I wasn't ready for that
on nothing I'm going the right way to the chariots
nothing I'm going the wrong way
why is this so suspicious
I see you!
Shit.
I'm gonna kill him quick.
I'm not going to let myself get over one here.
There's four!
I thought there were three.
Okay whatever, I just wanted to hit him once in a ways.
I just want to one, just five, Jesus Christ.
I should be legal.
Five at once, can you imagine?
Oh my god, I don't want to think about it.
That was a weird jump.
Yump.
Yeah, you know what?
Cut hit him.
Why?
It's crunchy one she will.
Oh god.
Wait what was downstairs then?
Is there a shortcut there?
I feel like I missed a shortcut or two, or three.
Let me just quickly go and check them out.
I also don't remember the boss.
I remember there's a chariot that runs in circles.
Oh my god. No. No no no no no no no no no no no.
Ah! I need to get better at fighting these. That's clear.
So and then there's skeletons on spawn and there's places where I can hide.
I don't remember how to fight the boss, do you have to reach the side where he falls off
the chariot?
Is that?
Is that?
Is that the way to do it?
Those summoners.
Lower gates.
He's gimme it first.
Oh.
Is it like kinda straight forward once you get there?
Yeah, that's a sweet one.
Yeah, I would say it's good to live here.
I don't think I need to open a shortcut.
I mean, I'm not gonna die.
And if I do, I will restart anyways.
I just keep moving forward and use the lever.
Right.
And then I just keep moving forward more.
Or will it be obvious what to do after that?
Yeah, surely nobody will shoot me on this
Although I'm opening the short I could be good for the next boss if I want to go to the boss
It's obvious okay cool
I'm a nervous there's no short there's a little shortcut okay whatever there's a
little you push a wood did I unlock that already
you look on the ground here
I'm going to get overwhelmed here so I'm going to take it once at a time.
Come on Frank, I see you.
Frank!
Another Frank here, another Frank here, another Hank, come on Hank.
Is there a way I can get him to come faster?
I mean, waiting seems to work.
I mean, several ways.
Oh, there's a red guy here.
Oh my god, is that freakin' Hevo, bro?
Oh, there's a red guy here.
Oh my god, is that freakin' Hevo, bro?
There's one red guy, is there anything else?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my god!
I wasn't quite ready.
Oh he doesn't follow me. Okay cool.
Well, let's... I don't want to find him on the bridge. It's good for me now.
Moving back to Majula is John Darksouls.
He can be a pain.
What's the problem with this guy? Bro, why is he stopping?
fast
Is it carrying a freaking door?
Oh my god, he's crazy. I don't like it. I'm a further bridge
He doesn't have that much stamina with that big ass sword.
I know right?
I would judge him if he skip his ass.
I don't really know how to skip him to be honest.
I can shoot arrows at him though.
He's not a boss so he doesn't matter too much to me.
I mean, I would fight him on solid ground, you know?
If he comes here, I would fight him.
I'm just feeling the area is kind of small.
Huge damage.
I don't know if he comes here, though.
Ah, he might be coming.
Come on, John.
This guy's probably harder than the boss, so to think.
I don't think he's coming here, he's like confused or something.
I need to buy more arrows.
True Souls gameplay.
This is how true gamers do it.
I'm sure I learned to kill him.
I'm actually running low on arrows.
I kind of need arrows for these occasional moments where I need to employ some.
Stinky cheats.
Actually, run out.
That's not a purpose, right?
Alright.
He's been cheased.
Hey, you.
Uh oh... something new...
Pushing to something new...
Is she in one sheep?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...
Ah... stinky cheese...
I love myself from stinky cheese.
All right, this can be mobs.
Do I need to kill summoners or something?
As well?
We're going left, yeah, I kind of...
I kind of remember going left.
Good job, Archer!
Thank you, last boss. No, this is my person- I've never faced this boss. Well, I haven't yet.
I have to put some of my idea on.
Okay, so I'm going to just keep reviving the skeletons.
I don't even know how necromancers look yet. Let's see.
Calling Iwani.
I mean, he looks kind of base.
Bad ass.
Amazing.
Cool.
I know how fast he comes the first time.
I'm just gonna ask them in the safe location.
I already missed it.
I don't feel safe here.
I don't feel...
I thought they were going to die from the chariot.
Oh god damn it.
Well, we came further than last time, at least.
Maybe more careful.
But I was locked in the corner.
I really thought that they would die, like in Elyring.
Is it just better to get hit by the cherry at that point?
Thanks for 30k, you're welcome.
Are you not practicing at all?
No, no I'm not, it's more fun this way.
They're going to the corner that early.
They weren't attacking.
Well I thought they were going to die from the cherry because they were outside of the
area.
You can dodge the cherries by dodging, oh okay.
Does it do like crazy damage though or is it like fine mostly?
I see that could be good.
Yeah, yeah, alright that's a good point.
But next time we are more aware of what's gonna happen.
I mean by rolling.
Yeah, no I got what you mean.
Who's gonna be the next name, chat?
Who's gonna be the lucky one to-
Wait, I forgot to start my timer.
There we go.
To not have me die.
Now we're going to count to three, three, two, one, pick a random name in the chat,
now.
Okay.
Yeah, my keyboard is orange.
This is...
Oh my god.
This is main chat.
Cool.
Alright, you're going to be a glorp for real this time.
I ripped Glorp.
Here he's supposed to Glorp, he's pretty damn green.
It's more like Shrek.
This is pretty glor.
Looks so sickly.
I feel like... I feel like I got so caught, bro.
What a freaking skelly, boys.
But what are you going to do, you know?
Shit happens.
Some things you learn the hard way.
I really haven't seen that boss fight since like, a million years ago.
You're my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
They're a reappearance
Don't you cry no more
Oh people coming
Orc
Why is this all white?
Pale again, I got there
They didn't even make it pale
We need to go up there, it's a human effigy
Satisfying my orc kink. Great, didn't have to know that.
Fiona? No, chat, the glorp.
Maybe I should have made him bald.
Lord of Red Home Eagles Fiona.
That's not me.
That is you!
Luna's way so pale.
I'm blue eyes probably black guys would have
ah my draw well we make it more accurate
glorp every time okay
I actually don't like coughing into my
hand but I did it there
you can go pick up some stuff you better Instagram filter right where liberal
character look what do you mean by that it's glory oh we have a well I could die
whenever to be fair so like having a gamma halfway gamma is not a bad
The last time you make a globe. Yeah, I mean, I won't die anymore. This is it. Damn it,
I can't believe I didn't get past 8.
are you or there I'll take oh here came there for you seek there's once
so that you're a good rapper here to see how I I don't want that wrong wrong
get there so there we go yeah ever yeah I see see that's there seek seek less
there seek seek less okay let's go got our morning star we got all all our
our hopes and dreams. You know? Nothing can go wrong. Seek, seek, seek, less. Error, error,
error, curse. Hey what's over here? I haven't picked this up in forever. Let me guess,
It's a human effigy!
I think skeletons is easier than chariots.
It doesn't matter which order I do at that point because I'm going to do one of them
after the other, right?
Do we have the free fire longsword in the forest?
Fire longsword?
I don't think so.
Linky Flandre.
Linky Flandre.
Linky Flandre.
Linky Flandre.
Linky Flandre.
Bob's favorite game.
I like this game.
It feels like...
It feels like...
It feels like...
It feels like, you know, when you- it doesn't feel like it.
It feels like a stroke.
I love the start of this game, that's why I died on purpose.
I don't want to see the start again.
I should not have been on getting three bosses.
You gotta admit, for three hours of sleep I'm doing pretty well.
Goddamn.
Yats, damn.
I think we're going to use the Mace.
Why did I sit by the bonny?
I had less than 3 hours to sleep, I think I'm doing pretty well.
I'm doing nothing.
Alright, well I have been corrected and it seems like you are the better person.
Never mind.
I found a stake, I'm just gonna try the stake.
Bring in the ladle.
I'm not sure.
Club?
Club?
I'm not sure.
The club.
I think I'm going to go with, hmm, yeah, the mace.
What the?
I thought we started Exp. 33 every time I died on a new boss and play until I'm about 3,333
years old.
Yeah, air stock is apparently really good in this game as well.
It's watching an eldering lore wood and that's why you couldn't sleep or you didn't
sleep.
They're badass like a lot.
I wouldn't mind playing some eldering again soon.
They're reading a lot of our idea, you know?
Partially about me through my first run, almost deathless.
For real?
Maybe you're just so badass.
They didn't have anything to do with the
sword. It was just weird.
You and your...
...deke-channess.
I already used the sword, yeah.
Is that learning your first game?
Oh, my number one game?
Yeah, that's my favorite game.
Is that learning with Skrall?
Well, I haven't played it in forever.
I mean, I've played Night Drain.
I actually love Night Drain, there's so much fun.
I was past 5am and I couldn't sleep in the grassland.
Oh man!
The only game I've been in the know then, is Hall of K3.
That's pretty cool though.
Did you do honor mode? Honor or difficulty?
If you die, you die.
Wait, don't kill me though!
No! No!
Yeah, my durability.
Yeah, actually, it's kind of my ring, right now.
It's forced me into the cave to acquire the fire long sword.
Hi, I'm going with the base!
We went to the last switch class in Eldering or release one of those top 20 mistakes when
playing Eldering videos.
The thing is, I played a lot of Eldering, yes, but I never really watched other people
play Eldering.
So am I the like crazy Eldering player that knows everything?
Probably not, I just have my own experience, you know?
I want to buy the key, please. Thank you.
I'm just a gamer. I just work here.
Let's unlock this shack.
Okay, we play two games at once, one on a dance pad.
Stop 20 tips then, maybe?
I feel like I have enough skills because I have played the game enough.
I don't think I've reached 2000 hours yet in Undering.
The slow burn because I'm not playing yet.
What is PB?
personal best.
peanut butter.
peanut butter jelly time. jelly time.
peanut butter jelly time.
no, chat,
20-25 was the first time i ever had a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
1895 hours. That was it. That was alright. Bullshit. No, the thing is we don't really
eat that in Sweden. There's not a thing here. Not even a little bit. No, I love peanut
butter it's really good
you never heard of a peanut butter jelly sandwich really never I forgot where to
go yeah over here
We use cheese, we use ham, sometimes we use pote, we have a pate, pate,
I don't think it would reach me.
Come on here, shoot here.
Ow.
I'm a butt.
Let's get some tank in the start.
Who the heck is this?
Probably not dead yet.
What the?
Why are you talking in the wrong way?
Who's this guy?
Why does he think he's invited to the party?
Oh, I got a spear.
Yeah I don't know, I don't remember how to kick in the same.
Is it the same as El Ring?
Or I mean, Dark Souls 1?
No, it makes that instead.
I guess that's a kick.
Man, I don't think you can shoot it anymore.
That's a kick for these two.
Such a lame kick.
Well I guess we're just continuing without the shortcut.
Beth no keek.
And shit man, they would be 119 months.
Ah.
Okay, this is bad.
Okay, this is bad.
By the way, this room, or this room is, this room is, this room is, this room is, this room
Or this room is doesn't have anything good like super good in it. Does it? Hello there? Well, I hope my name my journey be careful
No, really only one way to find out yeah by asking Chad that's what I did
I think a crossbow, right. I'll get one for free soon anyways.
I forgot about the poison. I'm thinking. My hands are sweaty. I need to put on a hand.
Knock knock.
Oh my god!
I am stunlocked, Jesus Christ, this game sometimes, man.
I prefer having them in one place rather than everywhere at once.
How the heck is he shielding when he does his shield is on the other side?
I made it from like below a lot of people bet shadow points that I was gonna make it
I didn't notice that well that's a jinx right there chat I don't know what to tell you
life ring noise you try to shield break kick on the shield guy true I just feel like it's
It's kinda inconsistent sometimes.
I want a tiny bed with the odds.
Yeah, kinda worth it, I see.
Of course, there's a worst going up there.
I don't know.
Kinda, yeah, I think so, right?
I got the crossbow here.
Would you please lay there?
I've never done that before.
Something up there.
Oh shit, look, extra souls.
Okay, I'm not a big fan of this.
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I'm going down.
I'm going down, down.
Probably the best choice I could have made there.
I don't know why.
I'm sure that we're going down.
Yeah, I'm living super dangerously. I don't know why.
Bro, I keep getting bullied.
Everything is going kind of bad.
I gotta keep the believers on the edge.
Don't stop believing
Hold on to the feeling
I'm just kidding, I'm so forgiving
It's easy that you get like overwhelmed by enemies
I mean that's why I died last run
I mean I didn't know he'd run
I should call Hob then I guess
Hob!
We said though, what, easily overwhelmed?
I would say so, yeah, compared to other games.
No hitrun.
It's a trap.
I'm just going to spend all my life on it.
Is that a mod to make it more forgiving?
The game?
I mean probably.
I need to see it by the Bonnie.
When no damage run?
Oof.
It doesn't seem like it's for me.
I can't say.
Know that no scaling DS2 randomizer that you placed now is probably more difficult
than any no-hit run. No death, no scaling. That sounds horrible. I don't know if it
can be harder than a no-hit run though. Maybe? You know. I mean if you're already a no-hit
runner you at least know how to dodge pretty well. Like if you're not a
no-hit runner it's probably gonna be insanely hard to do that run.
Yeah, no hit is just crazy. We switched my good weapon and I also leveled up
once.
I don't know when. No. I don't think so.
Unlikely.
I'll be around.
There's a curse. Seek, seek less.
Seek less
And after ability give me that one point I need our guitar pick what you want 31 months
We got the maze
Just a this game becomes so chaotic as on a randomizer you can you can have fume nights alone
And a tiger all the ones in the kills killed in the Lord fight. That's crazy, bro
3 fume knights, but it can be the same boss?
I had no idea it can be the same.
Yeah, genome is crazy.
I think that in my opinion genome is the best source player that I know of at least.
Is it a streak? How much was it?
Get two spiders, or what?
Which spider? Freya?
Geno Machino, yeah. Could take Geno out.
Have you enjoyed the kind of content? Yeah, for sure.
I played some nitro games in recently.
That was fun. Yeah, so much knowledge, you know.
Okay, okay!
And it misses me.
Holy styling on me. 60th Street? That's crazy! Let's go!
Attitude. I got Perry, bro.
That what? I like to step on me.
The time for life jam, I guess.
Nice! First boss complete!
I have to do something Gino probably never did, died to the last giant.
Well, no I don't think so.
No, I haven't died to this boss. I haven't died to sing a boss.
No yeah, I died to one boss, the chariot.
But I didn't die to a boss, I died to Skeleton, so overwhelming.
Oh man.
Kinda sad. Hey, what are you gonna do?
That's the nature of the No Death Runs. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
What are you gonna do about it? I got a bastard sword.
No, I don't think so. I think he still counts as dying to a boss.
Yeah, he's my only boss I've died to so far then. Right?
I think I'm gonna get some chocolate. Here we go.
One lift after I was there really.
I know how bad the corners can get.
Yeah.
Trust me, I have a lot.
I'm less than a little BS.
Yeah, I got kinda stuck in the corner.
It was my bad for putting myself in the corner.
Yeah, but that didn't add you so much.
I haven't used my walking lately because I'm kind of doing a lot of stuff off stream.
I was prepared for the Iceland event a long time and now I got sick so I'm currently sick.
I'm not in like a sick dude kind of way.
Yeah, I had chain splits as well, but that's gone now.
get better. Thank you.
Chinspitz. Yeah, it was after Dreaming, but it only lasted a few...
two weeks. One week, or two weeks, I don't know.
What's my favorite place in Iceland? Hmm, I think that the geothermal bath
place was so cool and never been to a place like that it was a freaking
experience
I think it also was the first time I was in a body of water on stream. It was pretty fun
It was fun to go in the ocean and dip my body.
So cold.
It was four degrees, I think.
Four!
Those springs are awesome.
Yeah, that was really cool.
How do you keep your hair so long?
It must be hard to maintain.
Also, hi Chad.
Hello!
I guess I brush it every day, twice a day.
before going to bed and once after waking up. Sometimes more. If I wash my hair, I'd brush
it a lot. That's like the most that I do. I braid it every night as well. But it takes
me legit one minute to braid it after I brush it. I need to brush it first, which takes
longer. On a bad day, brushing can take like 30 minutes. I'm not even kidding. Unless
it like an extreme day usually takes five minutes tops yeah I've got really
tangly you know
Oh it takes long to drive the shower.
And I only wash the roots, I don't wash the lengths, because it's actually not that good
for your hair to, like, strip a well too much of the oil.
And I always use hair oil after washing my hair, and always, of course, conditioning.
I guess that's pretty much it.
This is Peek Souls 2!
First, second boss. First real boss, still it.
That's ability!
of
up
Does he get like, is it better now by the way?
Yay.
One more please.
I'm doing my best.
I win
That's too small, right?
That's good, right?
Good run on that one?
Yeah, that was good.
Pretty smooth.
I said 10 last time she got up.
Really?
I don't know what's going on then.
I don't know if I can use the...
If something's super wrong with the application I'm using,
we just gotta begin.
Yeah, the game is much easier than elderly, I would say.
The pants, you know, elderly can be easy, too.
But if you were playing elderly and then played this,
you'll probably find this easy.
Or like, the runback is harder.
When will I play with Gino again?
I don't know, it was so random to me.
I've only played with him once ever.
Bring your blades, true! Also we need to get the other things.
Let's get the adapt up to 26.
Now we can start on the bigger.
let's pop these bad boys yeah the nitrene was the first time I've played with them
welcome to the bonfire and maybe thank you for the time
Let's go get some stuff before we... do things.
Tricking talent.
Should we get that cartographer again?
Yeah, it was pretty worth it, wasn't it?
Go to the mansion.
Need a machino, yeah.
God damn, it's not open here.
Wait, it's not like it makes a big difference going this way.
Wait, which way do I go?
Man, down in the hole, right?
Or...?
I think there could be a chance of death if I fall.
I think it looks too orange now because of the light on the side or do you think it's
Okay, am I too orange Chad?
Yeah, I got the baby jumps in this game. It's true.
I think it's good. I like to get there.
It's it's through the hole.
nice like a fire though I'm fine like the lighting theme it's like fun yeah I
guess it's like kind of fiery
Okay.
Aww, you think my character looks perfect standing here?
Thank you, your name is Glorb.
No, it's not a name, but that's her inspiration.
I'll do a little bit better. Yeah, nice.
What the heck is this place?
Anything worth here?
Not yet.
Where am I?
I'm behind there.
There's a trap.
in your restoration
gradually source HP
that's pretty nice though
I was looking for how to get back on the stump
I failed but I find other things
here it is
the first one is eight bosses down
It was right before I was doing a boss fight that I died last time
But how do I even get down here? I forgot what I was gonna do is up part first
First person in history to die to the executioner.
Okay, very funny.
Actually, I died to the skeletons, so I don't think I'm the first person to die to the
skeletons.
Alright. That's right. Touché. Yeah.
I'm just sleeping.
Making movies, making songs and fighting around the world.
Okay nice, enjoy your lurk in the sash bro.
Okay now how the heck do I go?
Here?
Is a guy here?
I don't want to go to him.
He's a risky man.
Hello?
I don't want him to be there all the time.
How do I...
Oh, there we go.
Oh, no!
It's Russell Crowe!
Making movies, making songs, and fighting around the world.
Apparently crow had a good could laugh about that self-right bit
Honestly, I didn't know much about crow. The only thing I know about it is from South Park
Anger she's
Pretty good jump confidence
Oh my god, I forgot about it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
I hope I get to clean my kitchen today.
Why is my hard rate still?
Oh, they're removed.
That would have been hilarious. No, it would not!
I
Swedish lesson Danish devil all right thumbs
I mean Danish devils
Damn, I'm going to die
That's one
Question is, is there anything worse while in there?
I don't think so, there wasn't any, right?
It's raining again?
Dank?
Jabblin?
Not that much.
Soldier key.
Wait, what's this?
The hook?
What the heck is that?
Wait, what's this place?
I don't trust this at all.
Skeletons! Run!
I don't think it's worth going there right now.
Unless there's something really good to loot.
It's a trap!
There's so many areas in this area.
Area exception.
Uh, Hanamuto was like, oh, I mean, it's like you really do a good job at the, love
the sign.
He really did a well job directing it.
So I'm just going to put stuff inside the stuff so you can stuff.
Will you stuff?
Hang on.
That's a dimension.
Put stuff inside stuff.
I'm a girl gamer!
I think he's so clever making you go in a circle to open the door.
Is there any loot here?
Big book!
It's really returning characters from Doxos 1 that is in Doxos...
No, from Doxos 2 that is in Doxos 1.
Paches? Is that Pate? Does he ever get his real voice? Or does he start as being Pate
and then becomes Paches? I don't remember, it's been so long. I think it pushes you down
something there. Not in two. It is always pates. Gilligan is in three.
Human FJ.
You got Sid, right?
Is Orcs as hard in the Eldering?
No, and yes, I don't know, it depends.
Probably no, for the most part.
Yes, did I miss something?
I miss a chest? Bloody hell. Where? Oh here. Nice. Good call. Did you miss this? Soulvessel.
Is that useful in any way?
Or is it just lore?
Sorry, I only slept 3 hours today.
Oh, there's a re-spect for the witches.
I
Lord who cares
Your nurses
It's not a shit here to see love however
yes here you go lady it's offering my mace I almost have three hours man I'm
great let's go and prep prep for killing the
let's first reinforce our mace as much as we can
and then we level up our dexterity to 12
Spare, seek, less.
Yeah, I only have three, I can sleep tonight.
It's not common for me to not sleep well.
Then we're gonna do endurance and vigor.
Probably strength, honestly.
Now let's do it like this.
Begin two-hand for now.
Adaptability?
ADP is what you need for rolling and drinking items.
or drinking, using items faster.
It's gonna be us.
What?
What?
If you keep in mind, if you buy the cat rain, you can go down to the rat.
Big rat early.
Right.
Yeah.
I haven't done that.
Hello, Daniel.
What's up?
Yeah, I think I'll sleep better tonight.
Don't worry.
There's a lot yesterday.
Hello Daniel, what's up?
Yeah, I think I'll sleep better tonight, don't worry.
There's a lot yesterday.
Just a lot.
Quick posture, I need to... 30 minutes at 10 p.m. Oh shit!
I'm playing where wins me soon.
Petrification. Is that like curse? Is that like deathlight?
I feel like it's like deathlight. Yeah. Is that high chance and isn't there anything
you need to cure it. I saw like shit and you me both wrong. You me both both. Same here.
I woke up like eight times
It sucks
It was used up a bit late. Yeah, I did see you up late
Happened sometimes, you know what are you gonna do? I was up till like 5 a.m. Bro. Oh
I was looking at the clock, thinking, let me get real as you go to bed.
I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to watch Absolute Kingdom, but I believe 12 is doable today.
Yeah?
Today?
Like bosses?
What are you talking about?
12 what?
bossy seems impossible right now. I think I'm able to do at least two more bosses now.
12 bosses? I'm doing where wins meet in 30 minutes so...
Don't expect 12 bosses to work up tomorrow.
I appreciate the belief, the belief.
So it's Tony, I think we're prime of seven months.
Noice.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva Las Vegas.
Viva, viva.
Enjoy Salao, enjoy.
Las Vegas.
Ouch.
way more damage on my weapons now than before yeah definitely optimized my build
a bit let's kill the dragon do I like fish steaks I can love fish steaks I love
putting fish steaks in my mouth
I'm a what?
I'm a gay fish? What the heck?
Where did this come from?
I didn't expect that at all.
Oh man, they got me. Gay fish.
That's you!
Which I've heard of Super Flu?
I'm sick right now, bro.
Don't come with- add me with that Super Flu.
Whatever you do.
I support a deep fish.
Let the fish be fish.
And deep frogs too.
Especially deep frogs.
You mentioned how to use some arrows.
That could help.
Try deciding where he is.
Chad, this has never happened before!
Ah!
What?
You can do that?
He literally just stands in the soy.
Shit, what the heck?
That's what he normally does.
Oh, he's just been sitting doing nothing for me.
He's tired of my shit.
right? What did I do before to make him be sunlocked?
I feel like I found a good way to deal with it, anyways.
Dark Souls 2 looks hand drawn sometimes.
I'll say that, then I move on my tear.
He gets mad.
He spawns more mobs.
He does more updates with the bo- there's more traps.
I'm doing psychology, you always do.
to go.
Ah!
Scary.
Reckon it's lovely, it looks like it won't print things sometimes.
Yeah, the environments in this game are really pretty.
pixels too bro
There we go.
Got him.
I don't think he fell off this time.
I don't trust this guy though.
This guy is very suspicious.
Run!
Come on! I didn't even mean to roll twice there.
So my stamina went out.
Can I get him on and take him for a few months, ten months?
I think I can thank you.
I'll give you arrows before like, fine, I'll point you.
Fine.
The last guy is so annoying, you're right.
I would say it's a spear, but is it a lance?
I got shit from the...
You guys were saying I got a Lost Legendary Weapon last time.
This is a shitty shield.
Shitty shield.
The once... the once was uh made in from...
Dornberry hold on.
She didn't.
What was the second one?
I forgot the second part. She's a shield.
She didn't talk much but boy did she swallow.
Okay, pray for me. My hands are sweaty.
Okay, whatever you're saying.
I don't have enough stamina for nothing!
I do want to heal, but I also don't want to use stamina.
So it's like a...
Okay.
Okay, I managed to knock it down.
Come on, Onstein.
Give me- oh.
I was just going to say give me- give me with your best shot.
I don't remember that being a thing.
Sometimes you just come up with new abilities.
Oh this is not our first fight.
Sometimes he has like hyper armor or something.
Nice.
We got how long these two animations were?
Yeah.
He's fishing 30, he's old.
Too far, too far, bro.
We all are.
Was there a bonfire down there?
Ay-oh!
We got it!
The three!
I think we have just enough time to go kill the last boss down there.
I'm gonna try not to reset anything.
I'm just gonna...
Cause there's a Bonnie here, right?
Or?
Yeah.
But it does nothing.
Like it's the worst Bonnie.
Or?
Is it useful later?
Nice.
Nice.
Enjoy your points, guys.
Enjoy.
Don't I know?
Don't I know?
And it's over Jackson.
Bloody, it's just for the vendor.
Oh, indeed.
Bloody hell.
That makes bloody sense, innit?
What?
Oh, Jimbo!
How come you're quinching?
How come if you play pp you can use those statues I guess.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
We don't say bloody every other word.
I don't bloody know now, innit?
Quite so indeed bloody hell.
I don't know if that's true to be honest.
Like I have a lot of British friends and they all say bloody all the time bro.
Okay shit, Jimbo that's stereotyping you can stereotype us sweets for St. Pifan
This is not how it goes. It's not okay. That's too far bro.
Well, I was going to just bug a guy in it, love y'all.
What the hell, what the hell, why would I say that?
I wonder if I ever said that.
Don't, don't put me in.
How's he reading?
Now this guy has terrible tracking.
I mean, this guy has to be the biggest joke.
If you just let the ground be invisible, he will literally just fall off.
If you beat him.
It is best. I guess it's best. It wasn't good enough.
I wish Elring bosses were that easy. Sometimes, bro, sometimes.
Are you from me? I don't want to buy your stupid shit.
Alright, another boss down and that's it.
Ooooooy!
I need to go to the bathroom, chat.
Also, I need to buy more life gems. What the heck is the lady?
Oh, I never talked to her. Well...
I'm pretty fast with the first four. Yeah.
Holy 40.
Copey girl? Thanks.
Oh my god, I need to go!
Ah! Okay, okay. Keep it in me, dad. Keep it in.
What the?
It's finally time.
I'm about it, thank you.
Thank you kindly.
Not yet, Daniel.
I can't say I have.
Where's my, where's my, the zoo?
I mean
You know
You know me.
I'm gonna do something to you because I'm sick.
Oh, go.
Hehehe.
A berry.
A berry.
I think I'm good on stones, right?
I don't have 18, that's not good enough.
Come on.
Yeah, that'll teach him about caring about my well-being.
When did I find a shard?
Oh, is that the one I got from the...
the cartographer
you see it like that
sounds kinda stupid
Alright, let me quickly go to the bathroom.
Now I'm trying to make sure I update it where it wins me.
So I think it goes up.
They poop.
So, in other words, it still cuts off when it's a hundred, is it?
Then I'm gonna turn it off because ten is not my heart rate.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say, guys, ten is not my heart rate.
I don't know how to fix it. It's broken.
Are we sure? I'm fairly certain.
It must have been something that happened.
Oh yeah, I need to check quickly to have it out.
I can't have it out of this game.
Super chilled out. That's what a vampire would say.
Am I in drugs? No!
I'm in Dark Souls too.
Yeah, I need to check out if I need to update where it went to meet because I forgot to do that.
Oh my god.
How am I even...
It's updated.
I need to go online.
Is it updated?
Yeah, I think it's updated.
It's updated itself.
Great.
Look around TV!
Is it...
Black screen?
Why not?
It still works for now.
I think what...
I think actually how this game works is when...
when it...
When you start a game, that's when you're in the main menu.
That's when it knows if you have a controller or- like that's when it discovers your controller.
So if you restart a game and you plug in something new, it's gonna like redo it to
that.
And I haven't tried to be honest with that, but I didn't have time because I slept so
bad tonight so I didn't really- there's a free titan chart there?
to get that earlier. Usually I just buy one. Freeze! Poggers. We're gonna play
where ones meet in just a few minutes. Just a few minutes yet.
It helps that you can even start making the commands and stuff.
I'm excited to see what new bosses they have. Maybe we can beat the last two I think bosses?
My PC is cursed, I installed it yesterday and DualSense worked right away with no extra
setup.
Really?
What the heck?
Why am I in no work?
I have three saves corrupted by quitting by closing and on the same exit.
Really?
On this game?
That's crazy.
You're undead aren't you?
You have that distinct scent.
Snaking for the prime of 20 months.
The snow is a non-faith.
Almost two years.
Why do you think I'm all dead?
Is modular.
It is a kind of settlement.
Like a snake?
Almost two years.
True.
The next life is almost normal.
For tomorrow, you can try to finish the game normally
and then go back to permanent.
There are very few cases like that.
I am solely.
Why?
And like you, I lost everything and now I'm here.
I guess the Dark Souls 2 saves and never corrupts another one.
Is it possible to break the curse here?
Here's the death counter. Four deaths total since yesterday.
So I wouldn't say it's too high.
There's nothing here for you.
You are no better.
Eight bosses is my personal best so far.
Do you know, even I'm, and any what we call, look, do you see what that, to be, we, and-
This guy doesn't do anything besides his, uh, right?
...are of, and we're each.
Is that right?
I ulted for it when I died too much to boss.
To boss and never corrupt it, I guess.
I, I'm just, like, I was just unlucky.
Right, yeah, probably.
I give you a ring eventually.
When you talk to him?
Okay, let me, let me spam him.
You're coming hard second shunt. Oh, I said no, Tim. Oh, that's a way to blue
I'm a game user, thank you for the 500 BDs.
There might be a requirement for the ring, I'm not sure.
Plus 5% max HP.
Is there like a little life ring almost?
And let's quit now then chat and we will do where wins meet. Yeah
Joining the Covenant gives rain, okay
But I'm gonna see join the dark lurker covenants. I know there's any I think if you join the Covenant you can join another one after right
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Yeah, we can switch easily.
Nice.
Are there drops?
Oh, there's drops still.
Are there new drops or the same exact?
That's crazy.
That is crazy. That is so crazy. The wheelchair guy? Right, the wheelchair guy. That's the
guy with the dark larker. Nice. Oh, the way the blue gets invaded by dark moon. Okay,
interesting well guys we're back to where wins meet and huge thank you for
ever so studio and where wins team for sponsoring this stream yo we're gonna
check out the new bosses right ever at least like one new update per week in
December so there's a lot of new content I haven't seen yet
Oh yeah the overlays, you're right.
Oh wait, I can reset the timer tomorrow I guess, let's pause the timer for now.
Is it a good volume or?
Yeah it seems good.
And a death counter?
I like this game a lot yeah yeah if you don't know about this game it has
everything it's like it's a action RPG open world MMO time making mini games
It has soul-ish combat.
It's free to play as well, and with no pay to win.
So, yeah, there's quite a lot of stuff.
They stripped me of my clothes.
Yeah, look kinda sick.
I'm not even mad about it, thank you.
This is me without clothes.
I don't even know how I ate it.
It looks alright. What do you mean except for the hat? My hat is good.
I really like the game with the boat in it. This game had one. Yeah, you can buy a boat.
It takes a long time to get it if you're not gonna...
If you don't want to buy it, you know, there are cosmetics you can buy in the game and stuff.
Some non-essential game things like a boat for example.
Welcome home, MashaN1.
It's our next Fakereprime. 29 months!
Thank you, Risen...
Or Fakereprime, something.
First things first. When you start the game, you gotta make sure you get all your stuff.
Oh, cause...
Well, some say cause.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do...
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do...
Rewards?
I think I'm... no I'm not done yet, tasks.
I'm confused, but okay next... you have... everything is new.
Wait, you can get a horse?
You can get a cow?
I want a cow.
And a horse horse face is that half. Oh these are hats. I get this kind of crazy. I
Like that
I'm just I'm just redeeming all my free stuff
It's the Liam rewards.
Claim.
I CLAIMED IT!
Okay, hold.
Aha!
I CLAIMED!
It's been CLAIMED!
Yeah, it's been CLAIMED.
Perfect. I don't think I finished. I don't understand what I'm at what I haven't
claimed here. Oh there we go. I'm gonna do that. Let's not say I press rewards.
Ah. Okay I think I cleaned it all now. Yep, claimed it all. Alright now we can play.
Yeah the game is actually like I really like the combat in this game. It's a
little bit much to get into at first. At least for me it was with all the
menus and stuff like that but the game has really good boss fights and it has
really good combat I think so I played it like 100 hours already how much I played
this game I played a lot if you want to check it out like I said this speech
play x-ray mark WWM or just click the pin post or the panel you finish it
I've played the main story as far as I can right now and they're gonna release
more over time it's a very big game okay first things first chat there's a new
world boss should we start with that I feel like we need to warm up maybe let's
warm up with a outpost I mean the smart to warm up with an outpost there's one
right ahead of us this fight everything in outpost yeah I'm playing on the
hard difficulty too so it is pretty difficult we can choose you know so it's
so good so good man so good
oops I suddenly healed
It's been all through the play, so I wish I wasn't like...
So, what you do in this game is you can carry the enemies a little like Sekiro in some way.
You carry and exhaust them, and then once you exhaust them, you can do the Neganash.
Is that the lead... 95 hours? That's crazy. I was going to check out the new boss.
Um... I don't know... Yeah, surprisingly to me it's also on mobile. I don't know how
it works though. To be honest I haven't tried on mobile. I would be pretty amazed if this
is playable the same way in mobile. But apparently it is. I don't know, some people
said, first they said like, you just do like daily stuff on mobile, which sounded
fair but then I heard somebody else say like no you can do everything in one
mouth
it's going to take over my life isn't it the game I guess it's a chance I'm
almost dead
I haven't leveled up my fans, it's not that good.
Careful, HP now.
Why is the number so big?
number. It's kind of a dick thing for a thrill, yeah. It's a good game. I like that it's free,
you know? It's not very common to see a game like this be free.
Oh, the science amount?
The amount of damage I do or something?
Maybe you never know what you do with controllers from all around until one of the pods?
Oh, really?
The damage numbers?
Oh, really?
I don't even think about the damage numbers.
I feel like damage numbers are something that disappears after a while, unless you want to see it.
Is that just me?
Does Amon still see them when I look for them?
Yeah, yeah, for me, I don't even think about it, and then when I need to know how much
damage I'm doing, I'm like, okay, that's a crit for this, or a crit for that, you know?
I don't really, I don't, I'm not bothered too much by it, like I know some people
like the hate or they love damage numbers? I'm not bothering you the way it's about us.
Oh, I know what it means, right?
Fraction games have been more attention to how cars for specific games,
numbers are more important to me. Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, rapid slot. We switched over and I have a sponsor today.
Respectfully, chat.
Flow.
Bonk.
Sneak attack.
Yeah, you don't like damage numbers?
Sometimes you can turn it off. I'm not sure if you can in this style.
I haven't tried because it doesn't bother me.
Okay, there's quite a few enemies in this area.
17. We need to kill 10 more.
Where's the other guy?
Let's switch my weapon out.
I just want to get over there... excuse me, they have a little... you know, damage numbers?
I just don't like when they're so big, it feels like I'm using them officially, doing
crazy large numbers.
I see, I haven't even thought of that.
What is that?
Oh, is that somebody asking?
A team up!
Oh!
I think I'm playing solo tonight, so I want to do boss fights.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for asking.
We have a duess.
I haven't played much co-op in this game.
Only a little bit with Ella.
I guess no one in like Bloodlands where there are four different numbers with different color
drops everywhere on the screen.
Oh yeah that's true.
Ooh a chest!
A chest!
Poggies.
Whoa!
I had like that this person is in my game.
I'm stuck.
this person in my game. Oh, he's invaded me. I guess. I see. He's running away. He's
killing the enemies. I'm very confused. Do you have a bounty? Do I?
I'm going to show him I'm not aggressive, this is the first time I get a bounty on me.
So other players can get a bounty so I'll just- oh shit, now he wants to kill me.
I was just doing this when did I get a bounty on me though? I didn't even notice
I'm taking a while to kill me though
PvP chat, PvP! Oh yeah the game also has PvP I don't think I mentioned it. I like that
I hit me. I am getting a lot of warm up though. Now he drafted me! Wait he's getting me
now cause he drafted my shield. That's literally everything I have. I don't know
No timing, I don't think you do much.
I'm swimming away.
See you later.
I'm stuck.
He's stuck.
How long did he reach me?
Okay.
Okay, I have an idea.
Bro, am I healing that much?
There's no way.
Holy shit.
Gotta go bad for him.
I'm gonna die.
I'm never gonna die.
I don't even heal that much.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
I don't even heal that much!
How did he get his stamina back? He almost had no stamina.
Does it still take about 50 minutes to kill you or he fails?
Right.
I think I can survive for that long.
I'm sorry guys for trying to kill me bro!
If I survive 50 minutes I will!
I don't give up easy bro!
kind of funny actually. I'm not even pairing well or anything like that. You can't just
run away now I'm doing this this thing I'm saying this met and it's uh this uh
I'll post, you know?
Do you think he's getting bored?
I would be getting bored if I was him.
What is going on?
This is crazy.
What was that?
I think he's bringing out the big guns.
I'm just surviving here.
He's stunning me and then he does some weird thing to survive.
I don't think he can ever kill me.
I wouldn't be surprised if he kills me.
How does he get his stamina back though?
He does kind of stun me though.
It's not like it does a lot of damage, anyway.
You know?
When I never touch a bounty again.
Oh, it's not my fault. I'm the one getting invaded.
I didn't do shit.
I'm gonna stand on my ground!
You can't stand when you're charging attacks, real.
How many shooting me too?
The thing is, it can't really be much anyways.
Yeah, what is he gonna do? There's no way you can kill him.
Why doesn't he just give up?
There's no way you can kill me.
a way to prevent healing?
why is he not using it?
I'm stuck though, I don't like this
I can't see shit
no, I can't see shit
It takes him so long to do this.
It's kind of funny though, isn't it?
How does he get his stamina back so fast though?
I don't get that part.
How long is fast?
I guess she can't get anything again.
I keep getting myself into these bad situations.
I can't see shit.
I missed it.
I guess I don't know what's happening right now.
I can't see shit.
Okay, now I can get up to here.
I'm ready for more.
Punch me, do you worst?
I don't understand why it's not giving out.
I don't think there's any way you can kill me.
Oh, he could do that when I was charging.
He's not healing though, but I mean he could probably heal up very quick if he wants to.
Man is spending this long on trying to kill somebody.
I would just have left already.
Like how much is the bounty worth bro?
I don't think you can heal himself, real.
It's kind of funny.
What you gonna do bro?
It doesn't do shit on me.
Learn from me mistakes!
Well pa-pa-doodle pa-doodle do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do...
There it...
There it...
There it...
I don't mind, I don't mind.
He's at least scared of rebound.
I'm not sure what he thinks he's gonna be able to do.
Why doesn't he just give up?
He already proved that he can do it.
There's nothing he can do.
He's resistant to anything.
Yeah, he's quite resistant.
I gave him that.
I gave him that.
But now he can't follow up with anything.
I gave him that.
I gave him that.
Now he can't follow up with anything, and I can just heal myself.
There's nothing to be done, you know.
Bro, give it up, bro.
I am not moving.
I'm stoned.
Is he changing weapon again? No he's not. I don't think so.
How does he change his strat? He's stupid bro.
not changed. I mean this try was better than the first I get it wrong.
He missed me. He missed me sir. The best thing you can do is try to interrupt me when I'm doing my shield I think.
This guy needs to balance you down.
He's very dedicated.
How did he heal?
I mean, I don't know how he healed.
I mean, I can't keep going all day.
I have time.
I don't mind.
Potion? Oh, yes, a potion.
Come on.
I'm not even trying anymore.
I just feel like I'm impossible to kill at this point.
I'm surprised he's still going.
There we go.
See ya!
Wooo!
We did it!
No one's taking read out!
No, that was not an AI.
Nile was playing smart.
He was adapting to my movements and stuff.
But I'm surprised he never gave up.
That was kind of funny.
Do I have a smart AI?
No, no, I feel like you would know.
Okay, now I can keep playing, keep killing here.
Should I have any more?
Or did I reset fully the area? Because it's been quite some time.
I can't see any more enemies right now.
Maybe I need to find some for it to keep telling me what enemy.
Either way, I feel like we could go to the boss now.
I can show you guys some real gameplay.
Hell yeah!
we're just gonna go change this build I mean he's the one invading me you know
this is I got invaded and basically I just outlasted the the guy I almost got
it or did I kill him I'm not sure cuz I never killed an invaded before usually
they kill me way faster than that okay it seems like this place reset or
something but let's go and check out a new boss instead it's here this is a new
new boss for me I haven't seen it before so I think you kill them
make it if you somehow go to jail you can have a rescue mission really it's
on the fire I'm so long anime training montage yeah boss is also my favorite
part of the game.
For sure.
Well, I can upgrade.
Tune also.
I probably should tune.
I ran out of materials now, though.
Palants.
And there's so much customization in this game, it's crazy.
Oh.
Oh no, I'm stuck in goo.
Okay, okay. I don't know how to do this.
Tai Chi!
Oh, I missed it.
The Smelecs?
Yeah, I won the PV.
It's kinda clutched, I gotta lie.
Did you say Tai Chi?
Ah.
We clear away the goo so we can take the chest.
I feel like I have something in my eye.
Oh yeah, there's new bosses.
Whoa, what is that?
Holy smokes!
It's a cow!
I love this cow.
I love singing about this cow.
I like for this dude.
Feels cow, man.
Feels cow.
It's a bull.
It's a cow!
This is a bull.
Right here.
What is this?
Is that a trap?
I mean, there's a trap.
Payton was here, he would milk.
Yeah, I feel like he would.
He probably would.
Okay, time for boss fight.
Let's uh listen in here oh is that the boss fight she she's so cool
the marriage competition is starting oh
Oh!
Abortion Swedish?
Okay, yeah, clap if you want.
Cool.
Okay, I gotta fight.
This is a woman that she wants to get married,
but she wants to make sure her husband is strong,
so she's gonna fight them.
Pretty, pretty, get your chat to be honest.
Oh, I don't have this.
Is this what I need?
How do I get this?
There's a cop for three minutes to writing mystery and several cryptic tools
including slim elongated spade that looks right this snap and the slightest
touch but I can't click it it doesn't say how to get it I thought I had it
already. I did figure out how to get it I think and I can't find the bombs. I need to figure
that. Oh, 90 camps got silenced. Pickpock nearby guy. Oh, real? This guy? Oh, wait,
This is a lady.
Okay, that's a woman.
The Well of Heaven guy.
Okay, let's see.
Pick a pocket.
I do that.
It's been a while.
Like this.
It's been a while.
Ehhhhh, like this?
He just has herbs.
Maybe this is lady?
No!
Hmm.
Oh, it's just that excessive...
Excessive capsaw can be a bit annoying, I guess.
He's not that deep though.
The child is super on them.
Do I really have to... Do I really have to pickpocket somebody?
I can't find who. Maybe it was this guy. Let me double check.
Oops! Ow!
I misclicked! I wrote an accident!
Herbs or Herbs. I remember doing any of that.
Can I just go through here? Maybe I just can.
Oh, let's see what this is.
Guys, remember if you want to check out the game,
right whoa it's major mark so I go damn cool next major mark do we do we M in
Oh shit! Oh my god, she got me. Ball drop? What the heck? I think I have the ball? Whoa,
Oh, this is weird.
I dropped the ball!
Okay, so I'm gonna ball game.
Okay, interesting. So I need to hold the ball.
Am I gonna be able to marry her after?
So we're going to marry.
Yeah, I wonder why I had my quest before.
Here though, something separate.
That was my fake set.
Oh shit, oh my god.
I dropped my ball!
Come here!
Got her.
This game is very inventive when it comes to the boss fight.
Oh, she got me.
I like her!
Yeah, maybe she was a mini-boss before.
Again, again, again!
The champion can take away your embroidered ball.
If the ball stays away from you for a certain time, you lose automatically.
Get close to the ball and pick it up.
Oh shit.
Ow.
This lady is pretty badass.
I got him.
Oh my god, I'm taking so much shit right now.
Holy shit, shit, shit.
Really, giving it to me.
Yikes.
Yeah, this is on PC.
I'm playing on PC, but this game is available on consoles too.
I need to dodge that first one.
I think there shouldn't be another boss like that besides this one now.
Oh my god.
I keep missing all the good stuff.
Oh, mobile version is done without a controller when it comes to binding moose, yeah I can
imagine.
I don't know who you're talking about, I'm moose, my name is Mika.
When are you going full time League of Legends streamer?
There's ghosts in the house.
League of Legends?
No, I don't think so.
Oh, what's up?
Hello, hello.
Welcome in, welcome in.
This is how I plan to choose a wife?
Nice.
Yeah, I think it's haunted.
Yeah, there's a blue bar to fill.
I don't know what that is actually. Good point.
I don't play League.
She's wrecking me bro.
Okay okay. I dropped the ball.
Oh I can just grab it right away.
Oh my god, I really need to work on that.
Oh it slows me when that builds up.
That's what it does.
It slows me.
That's really interesting.
I leveled up in Zoda once.
I haven't barely even played any Zoda.
almost only a little bit for the friend
no dodge or you pair the waves she throws at you you can pair everything
besides the yellow attacks it's just been I'm a bit rusty at the game
I need to dodge that, at least we did that, let's start.
And I parried that successfully.
I parried that.
She's doing better already.
Okay, I parried that.
I didn't parry that though, but hey.
Can't get them all.
So she slows me.
Okay, I just need it to be a little bit more deliberate with my parry.
There we go.
It's actually really good.
Oh my god, I don't know what he's playing.
Ouch.
She got me there, didn't she?
Yeah, I played a hard difficulty, so I can't...
We can't play with pherias'
Ah, I missed them all!
Oh my god, I didn't know she was gonna do an attack like that.
Okay, now I know, now I know.
Oh!
I just woke up.
Oh, good morning, Unholy.
I have a dog!
When am I buying a dog?
I have a dog, I mean, here's Yoshi.
I've had him for almost 12 years.
Well, 11 years.
11 and a half, I guess.
He's coming up to that age, and I gotta win it with 8 weeks.
There we go, nice.
Oh, oh, I missed that, I think we'll catch.
Just a lot of damage.
I'll give her that.
I don't really heal with this a lot.
Woo!
There we go, that's good.
Divorce phase? Oh god.
I don't know if I knew what I signed up for, chat.
Oh!
Okay, then this guy took a ball.
Give me back my ball!
Is that all the part of marriage?
Okay that's a double carry. She's crazy. She's crazy!
I like this lady, but I hate to try...
Alright, but she keeps beating my ass.
Oh really? Interesting. So you can't play Legendary difficulty on mobile, but you have to first make an account on another platform and choose a day.
I'm still amazed that this game is on mobile to begin with.
Fistwiper at least yet?
I'm not sure.
I'm digging Raspid Flavor.
No!
What you got me?
No, what you got me just so much damage
I'm losing it!
I just got it back.
What?!
Come on!
Do you want to do a gambuff for this?
Ten tries or something?
I feel like I'm really squishy but I just think that's how it is going to be.
tries or something? I feel like I'm really squishy but I just think that's how it is going to be.
Is that a seagull or just a glitch? I didn't see it. I was too focused on the boss.
The reason why you're taking so much damage is because your level is low. I'm sure. But I really
to fight the boss though. I don't know if I can tune it to be honest. Maybe I can. Tune
a little bit. That would help me out a bit. I think I'm using the items on the turn. I
don't have actual sets. Yeah, I know, I know. But I just don't like that every time I like
level up I have to like find new gear. I don't know, I prefer fighting the bosses.
So I don't mind if it's a bit harder.
I'm not really a farmy type of person, I guess.
I kind of wish I would have stayed like a little 50 or something, I guess.
Which is good that you can't.
I'm not grinding for any sets.
Here's all I'm playing with.
Go.
No, she got me.
I might lose the ball.
Maybe not.
No, I can get it really quick with the heavy.
Nice.
Oh, the last.
Right, that's why he's yelling so much.
I was actually thinking that it's been a while since I've played with lads.
for this one.
What? I guess it goes like...
Does she's gonna be hard regardless? She's not an easy boss? Yeah, but...
Minus one!
No, I think I dodged you early.
I'm pretty fast at getting my ball back though.
Is there more bosses?
Oh my god.
Bro, she's so cool.
I left the stage!
Not on purpose.
I kicked off.
She's crazy.
That was my Nisuu I guess.
He's going pretty fast!
Okay, I finally dodged that one.
That was good.
Nothing that loud? Yeah, I can heal it, but...
I like healing when I'm close to beating the boss.
I like to go farm for more healing animals.
But wait, does that do damage on my health even though I have a shield?
I don't understand.
She's crazy.
Where she's slow is crazy.
Oh my gosh, she's got me.
I think it just hits your shield.
Okay.
They're taking through me.
What's that guy doing on stage?
Come here, lady.
There we go.
Come on.
I want to see how much damage I'm doing here when I actually get it out.
Oh, did I made about a few tries to beat her?
Yeah.
This should do this much damage to you too. I don't know if you're playing the same difficulty though, but
I feel like she's doing crazy damage on me. I don't know, it might be a... I don't have the best gear.
But then sometimes I feel like
It doesn't always matter how good your gear is. You're still good.
It's about other things here.
because sometimes it doesn't make a huge difference with your gear
it's a little scary you know
oh no
yeah I don't I don't want to get new clothing it's too long
I would definitely have a set item if it was when fans to get it, you know?
I mean, I can try to buy some daylies, since he's in shock.
Good night, backpacker. Thank you for watching.
Oh my god.
Okay.
No, I'm not level 12.
I think I'm over 60.
I think I'm 60.
Nice carry.
It might look like I'm not doing anything on her, but I actually need to anchor her.
I need to get her stamina down to zero and then I do damage oh no that's the ball I just realized it's the ball
how did I fail that
come on get the ball
Damn, that's pretty good.
Oh, she got up twice.
Oh man, my health is so low.
I kinda wanna see how much damage I can do, so I'm healing.
Nice. Just see now how much damage I can do.
Can I fucking get one heavy in there? That would be great.
be great. Oh my god. I can't do it. I can't do it. Oh my god. She's so tanky. She's the
hardest boss now?
What? Why is there no music also? Oh my god. I guess I'm...
That is the end. Welcome to the boners of Iron and Kindled 1.
I just get the 2 set bonus from the gear. It's kind of difficult to get 4 set.
I had 4 set but then, you know, you leveled up so I need to switch gear.
I'm gonna get the kill off.
I'm gonna kill him.
Nice.
Force him? Huh?
Oof.
Are there any new like, rage or something?
I need to get my-
Oh
I'm here struggling a little bit
So I feel yeah
Don't take my money girl
He's very wet with it
She's got the gummy! Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! No! Ah! Ooh! Yeah!
Wow!
But should I try and kill the boss with the crab gear?
I'm just playing a legendary difficult thing. I feel like it's always like this.
Yeah, do you mean appearance-wise?
I don't think my appearance matters, right?
I do need to put on something though I'm naked not classy let's check out some
of the cosmetics these are outfits
look at this that's so pretty it's so pretty
He's crazy.
He has some killer outfits.
These are the cosmetics.
Wow, look at this one.
Reminds me of New Year.
Like Chinese New Year.
like Chinese New Year.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
This one's cool, too.
Oh, this counts.
Well, the ones I have are these.
I didn't even know you could just, like, remove it.
Maybe it's time for naked. Oh my god.
I mean, why not? Let's try it.
Let's change it up.
Let's give it what we've got.
That one can stay.
Little doll.
He's kind of cool, isn't it?
I like it
Kind of cool. Yeah, I'll see you again who's master how do people know I have a craft here?
This is because I'm squishing.
Actually not for a chance.
I'm losing with Goose.
I did not mean to do that.
Oopsie.
They're not really kind of cool.
Did I just play this game with controller?
Yeah I would say so.
I have one more thing I could try.
No wait, is it?
Where's the season show?
Season, here we go.
Season.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I could buy, um, gear chests?
I don't think I can buy the next one.
I still don't know what I can buy then.
All right, cool.
Anything else we should buy?
These ones, right?
This one?
important and this one as well in a way yeah this one not string of coins no I
think I have enough coins I have a lot of coins I'm rich okay cool let's open
them up. I don't have full bags, right? Kind of not. Okay, I like that you can expand
your bags easily. It's nice. Being at the other gear chest too? No, I need to like
spent I need to get more season money. Cheers. He said I had to get 10,000 like this week.
Yeah I would say this game is good to play with controller but I heard people say it's good
on keeping a mouse as well. I think I want the bell strike splendor tips.
Or was it the might ones?
I mean they're kind of random anyways aren't they?
Open.
Rain Whisper Piece, that's what I want.
I got a mobile aid, that could be interesting.
It's nice, not a 16, it's sweet.
I gotta see.
I gotta, this is more blind.
That could be really good.
Actually, let's tune it.
I guess I'm just using gear, like is this good?
Maybe I should make sure we have all the good stuff on first.
If I use this I have more of the moon set.
I don't think 3 of 1 does anything. It needs to be 4 of 1. See if I have a chest piece with that as well.
I do have a moon chest piece, but they're only level 51.
This one is 6. Do you guys think it's worth to use the set piece just because it's the same set?
Definitely, so even if it's blue I should wear this headpiece.
Yeah that's fine.
I don't mind gear 56.
Yeah?
Okay.
Let's use that one.
I don't need to change my helmet, too.
Okay, now I just need to upgrade these or tune them.
I don't think I need anything else, though.
This one's a 41, what's that matter?
Oh, the one I'm using is 56, never mind.
So now I have four set pieces, that's pretty good, right?
Dr. Shannan goes to speak for the prime seven months.
You, good friend, are I very happy?
I don't know, I've been kind of going, I mean I play, I'm playing on the hardest difficulty.
I've been going kind of loose with my build and it's been kind of working out. It's hard, yeah, sure.
Should we wear the purples and tune them?
I don't have any purples to tune.
So, yeah, what am I going to do?
I'm not going to farm.
No, that's out of the question.
I'm not a big farmer.
I rather just not.
I think this is quite good.
I don't need to min-max.
I'm going to go ahead and tune these with my gear pieces.
I don't think that's necessarily bad.
It's sooo reeeeeean.
You have the purples there, right?
No, I don't have purples.
Well, if I have purples then I'll go away from this.
Okay, you want me to go to level 51?
Because that's the purples.
See what I mean?
51.
Trust me, I have the best gear I can have now.
I think for 4 months by the way, thank you so much.
Put it on a hat.
Hi Ashley.
Hi Sib.
Hi Sib.
Hi Sibs.
Her level of 50 is higher, make sure you can only use level of 50 higher tuning sounds.
I'll just go ahead and keep pressing the buttons.
How can I help you, sir?
What can I do for you?
Sorry, my dog is something to say.
I need to install the camera again.
I also think it might... get sick, but he does.
Yoshi just opened my doors and now I can hear Ella way better.
Am I killing your sheep?
Do you like hearing Ella?
Like how they made a game of that book club.
Oh!
I don't think I need to tune this.
Well maybe it is good to tune it anyways.
I'm sure you guys hear background stuff.
I can promise you, even though I do all this, I don't think there's going to be much difference.
That's what I feel like most of the time.
I'm trying hard to do things.
A little.
Okay, I'll see the difference.
Woohoo!
We'll see, we'll see.
Woof!
Perhaps now there will be a difference. Tommy thinks it would have to be these guys.
I'd say so.
Is there a big difference? Maybe I'm tankier now.
I punched her once!
Could have been because of my appearance.
Goose helmet, yeah!
Exactly!
It's actually possible that I am doing more damage, so maybe it was good I did this.
I dropped the ball, chat!
I think I'm gonna get a bike really fast.
I took every single damage there. Jesus Christ, I'm dead.
I'm not dead. Oh yeah, she doesn't do damage with that. She just takes the ball.
What am I doing? No.
I want to see how much damage I do in her, so I'm going to keep healing her.
He's going to be able to do too much, I think so.
I don't see any damage difference.
If I don't think maybe I survive more.
Woof!
That's why I don't think it's too seriously when people say I have bad gear.
Because like, unless I like farming it like crazy good gear,
it seems like I will just have like kind of a, you know?
oh no wait what what is she's I'm trying to hold it like that
oh wait wait wait wait girl oh she lost the ball
you have to do a shield much quicker I feel yeah I feel like that too basic skills
and your divine craft make a huge difference always use them when you're
into your combos your skills infecting more damage your bosses it makes all
difference. You can tell me of one example so I can try it because I also find that
that's not true that usually. I mean I play this game for a hundred hours almost.
What I think works best is just kind of like heart like going for it. At least
when it comes to bosses on on legend difficulty. It's just kind of like like
I'm not this I'm not new player. So yeah that's what I found work best just do
it the hard way yeah and I can enjoy it too so no problem for me I don't mind
sprinkling in some things but maybe after I've learned the boss then I think I
have those
I don't think I'm ever going to get to rank 3. I don't think I've leveled up a single one of them.
Because you need something special to level them up, right?
I don't even think there's anything else.
Anything you require high farming, I haven't done.
Look! She's stuck!
What happens now?
Where is she going?
Where is she going?
Look how cute this is!
Isn't it cute?
This is a farming quest.
Leveling up your martial arts quests.
I don't have enough vitality for Honking Havoc.
I have Wolf-like Frenzy, Jaxka, Rush, Ghostbind, Guardian Palm, Deeping Toad, Lightning Mist,
Honking Havoc, the Low of Fireflies, Veil of Stillness.
Was it?
Was it the ones I got?
Learning and leveling.
It seems like you use materials to level them up, actually.
A little different if you're doing a goose and a duck.
Why is it different types of animals?
Level them up requires definitely grinding.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I like, yeah. So pick a couple, throw them on a wheel and use them in the fight.
I just don't think it's gonna make a big difference. Like I said, I have 100 hours in the game already.
I just haven't ever seen any difference to it.
Only when I need like Ghostbind, because I need to be still.
So yeah, I just find the best way to just parry and kill the boss by parrying.
It usually goes pretty fast once you learn to parry the boss well.
You probably didn't unlock all oddities points, it gives you more vitality.
Oh yeah, for sure it didn't.
Like I said, if it takes grinding, I haven't done it.
So yeah. I mean I done quite a lot of audities but definitely not all. Definitely not all.
I just been kind of playing the game my way I guess and it's been working out fine. It
just takes a little longer sometimes. Which is fine.
So that bounty hunter was freezing you and doing all the damage. He was using missing
skills I know I know what he was using missing skills but he didn't didn't work
for him did it
that was really loud and she opened the door so
I don't use everything I can because I don't want to die.
I'm telling you.
Again!
Again
Okay, nice
Noo, the gambai is broken
Nice.
Thing is, I've had a hundred people try to tell me a hundred ways to play the game,
and every time I try it, there's no difference.
I'm like, I just, like, okay, I'm just playing my win.
You know?
Oh, shit, she got me.
She's got my ball!
Give me back my ball!
I got my ball back.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm so slow.
Oof, okay, I'm- I'm rich.
I think I'm rich.
I'm not rich!
Nice.
When is the reset, is it tomorrow, right?
I'm not saying they're not extra or whatnot, but like, I don't know I just, like I said
I've been following advice so long and in the end they still like, because I remember
one specific time.
I remember one specific time, I was on a main story boss and I was level 1 in the martial
arts and I should have been like level 37 or 40 or something.
people were like oh you're level one you're doing level one run what are you
doing I was like oh shit really whoops so level it up to 37 and guess what no
difference
so like yeah I just feel like probably if you min max it would be a huge
difference but since I'm not doing that I don't think it's gonna be a big
difference no matter what I do but there's a little difference here when I
I did them when I got some steps.
Can I level up anything I'm using?
No, still not.
Still all tier one.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
How much do I need for it?
13 I have.
Takes a long time to get those as well.
gotta go in with the daily resets or them weekly resets is there any other new
Boss?
Wrong? Wrong to what?
Why is it wrong?
I think this boss fight is really cool.
I'm definitely better right now.
Oh, I got hit by the wave.
She's shorted more, yeah, yeah, because I usually use Nameless Sword, that's why I have
it.
Oh, nice.
Oh nice.
She's really tanky bro.
Oh no, she got me.
Uh oh.
Oh, she got me all right
I trust her
I can also recognize her grab attacks
There we go. Did she continue?
Oh, she got me! That was pretty good!
Uh, Climbing Add doesn't seem reasonable.
Can you please scan?
You double check if he's telling the truth.
This is usually the pre-roll is not that long.
Fireman seems insane.
Okay, let's do it.
I had 5 minutes with free rolls.
No, I know.
Me neither.
Maybe you're exaggerating.
I don't know because I don't get free rolls, you know?
And also I think depending on your country probably.
I don't have 5 minutes on Twitch at all.
I will probably get serious now, I guess.
Oh, Linoid! He's much better than Rainy!
Oh, come in!
Hello, what's up? Where are you guys playing today?
Playing Gwent!
Nice.
Ladies trying to step on me! Help!
stole my ball again went with me what's old school is in went nice what oh my
arms I almost didn't grab it I tried to marry this girl it's a marry I need to
be there in the fight she's kind of hardcore I'm not gonna lie oh no no
Oh no. Okay, she just grabbed their ball.
I'm a little sick.
That was an Iceland. That was great.
Aaaaaaah...
If you're just a learner without taking so much damage, you can do this easy.
If you just don't get hit, you can do this easy.
You got like your passive break, the normal life, the thing that's amazing.
Oh yeah? The stream you mean?
I was definitely special, I enjoyed a lot.
It was fun to do something different.
I tried something super out of my comfort zone.
Honestly, this is such a good job with the ice on stream.
Should be proud of yourself.
Yeah, I think so.
Well, I hope everyone is happy with it.
Yeah, a quick posture, strange.
She says she doesn't want money.
You're Islamic. Oh, thanks for coming bro. Iceland was beautiful. It was so beautiful. I
Love Iceland I would love to go back someday and not just go on a holiday
I'm officially back what from from Iceland yeah
Right you guys have a beautiful country too bad about your house prices apparently it's crazy. I
was talking to this Icelandic
person and
while I was riding the horses and she told me how the prices for a house in Iceland is
crazy expensive.
Guys if you want to check this game out, you don't have to play on this hard difficulty
from playing on whatever difficulty you want to, but this big place, you can just sit
just released recently to the global market as it really cool like it has
everything to bonus like my favorite part about this game is the boss fight
that's why I'm focusing on those oh in the ball I feel like they're all super
unique and unlike like they try mechanical stuff they haven't seen other games
Which I really value.
It's not like there's another boss fight.
It's always like something special about it.
I've never put a mini boss, so I guess a mini boss is a must.
Oh no, she's kicking me.
Get the doll back? Thank you. The guy's just rolling away.
Nice.
That was a heal.
Okay, nice.
Nice.
Just checking them ice and miles is about the same as my country.
Really?
Where you from?
You don't want to change?
Oh no!
I know Jack!
Okay I got my, I'm gonna take that.
I'm a little low energy today, I hope that's alright guys, I slept like only 3 hours.
And I'm also staying.
It's a bad mix.
Not later for you.
Okay, maybe we should try to...
Let's see.
Because I think there was another boss fight.
Did you check out Storm's review of the Iceland event on her VODs yet?
She was not all happy but still satisfied.
Yeah, I checked it out. Alright. Thank you for the bts rosekeeper
Let's see
Is this another boss fight no I already did this I thought there was another boss fight that was released recently
Or is this the latest one? Anyone knows who played?
Was there two? I feel like there was a new one as well, I saw. But maybe it comes like
this week.
Is this Rivermaster?
Rivermaster, that's this.
Is that this?
Mikardance, Mikardance, Mikardance.
Where is he located?
Oh yeah, okay, okay, cool.
So I got the two boss fights already.
Maybe I should check my oddities. I haven't done that in a while.
Let's go and do that.
They went with big fish. Yeah, those are really good fights.
I like them out.
Kixin with the Prime 29.
Woo woo woo woo woo!
I really hear Ella all the time.
I need to go close the door.
My dog came and opened it.
Just a bark at me and then leave.
Classic.
Classic Mr. Yosh.
Do I have many elitists?
I do have a bunch, actually.
Maybe I can increase my mortality.
Noise.
Is this health?
I can't do it more. I need three more.
These all are three.
I do want health.
It's really where it wins me. I'm not quite sure. There's so much wind in Sweden right now
I'm probably joking about it
I wasn't sure
Okay
I dedicated myself to get 109% in the first map before starting Kaifeng.
That's good though.
I still can't even do the long jump in Kaifeng.
I don't have enough explore points there yet.
Oh, I was getting sacked in here.
He's escaped it for too long.
Oh no!
I dashed too early.
Was it cookies?
I think my neighbors are going to have to...
I'm mad at them.
Watch my hand if you can.
I'm just gonna pop into things.
Ow.
Oh shit.
I'm thinking too in the area.
Yikes!
Nice.
Okay, maybe I can do that one.
Nice.
Okay, maybe I can't do that one.
Oh no.
I'm just gonna take my ball.
They're flattened.
I think I can use the honk now.
I haven't been able to use it before, because I got more vitality now.
That's kind of funny.
Oh no, she kicked me, but that doesn't do any damage, it just takes my ball.
Honestly, I don't mind, dude.
Just takes my ball.
Now I'm literally clocked all my- my coffee.
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
A neighbor boss? Wait, what should- what's their name? I haven't read it.
Ha ha ha ha!
I don't know!
Kariag, you know there's...
Subtitles, yeah
There's this event this new year I'm nervous for me
Because my crush is gonna be there. What should I do about the excitement. He's killing me knives in the heart
How about you just play cool, bro
Just you know
Get a fresh haircut, bro. It's a nice clothes
Feeling fine, have a nice cologne, just don't go, not worth it, play games instead.
Just come in there, be chill, be chill, be like, what's up, how you doing?
Tell you can branch for us 400 and you own crypto, no don't tell her that, don't tell
her that.
horrible advice oh yeah guys make sure if you want to check out the game by the way
it's free to play the whole thing there's like over 100 hours of content it's crazy
free to play mpc console
ah she got me she got me good and well
I'm going to honk her I don't need to care about honk
How can you nuk my honk?
How could she slap?
I think my advice is pretty good I don't know the kind of person who
feels nervous. I feel... I'm the kind of person that feels nervous before something, a lot,
and then when it's time for something, the thing I'm feeling nervous for, that's when
I stop feeling nervous.
The targets sometimes don't match, oh really, I should take it.
I mean it's kind of a hard language to translate, you know.
Yeah, that's a good tip.
If you meet your crush on the party, ask her about her a lot.
Answer about yourself too, but don't like talk about yourself too much.
Just answer, ask a lot of memes in her.
Also, some people are not as good at talking about themselves, so feel the vibe, you know.
Thanks so much, Rogue.
I also enjoyed it a lot, actually.
Definitely thinks I would change, but...
I think my part of it...
It's not great.
I'm very happy with it.
Don't take tips, give her the tip, oh my.
Oof, I'm definitely dying.
I am not dying because she doesn't do damage.
Give me back my ball!
I thought I parried it, I did not parry it.
That's going to be my favourite second time episode.
Let's go like some oddities guys.
I need some break from this.
uh... audity audity audity
also
you know what i want to try maybe tomorrow we're gonna play tomorrow as
well
you know what i try
you know what i want to try i i i i'll kind of do the uh...
raids because i don't know if they did it in the rates
one more for gambit okay let's do one more than
I knew this one would set it.
Boom, baby off.
Carry me.
You win this one, I guess they carried it.
Why you?
Oh, I'm gonna do it.
I got to heal but it doesn't work.
No, I can heal.
I got to give him my all.
I'm in the last track for now.
Get the ball, make out!
Okay, let's get shielded.
You can have full credit if I win this one, bro.
I sure am, I would win.
Heavy...
Charge!
One of those weirdos that owns entire show friends.
It's awesome.
I think it's like that.
I don't know about friends, but I think yeah, maybe yeah, I wouldn't be the time
My damn class I didn't close my door though. I think I
How did I lose so much health in such a short time?
I took so much damage before.
I feel like at this point he was probably loud on me.
Jesus Christ.
Uh oh.
I kinda am close to death, Chad.
Can you please heal?
I don't like healing a d-pad, because I don't feel d-pad is that good sometimes.
And yeah, I think the rest of the game has really nice exploration stuff as well.
But for me, the highlight is definitely the boss fight.
That's pretty good try.
Is that what you learned in me doing stream?
Well yeah.
It wasn't too bad.
We didn't even get half way, but I feel like we could maybe board...
God damn.
Old?
I think.
He's in quiet.
He's in quiet.
Um, oddities.
I was going to collect some oddities.
I'm trying to look for them.
I feel like I collected so much already, uh, they show up on this map, right?
Maybe not. Maybe they're all in Kaifeng. I guess they don't show up here. My bad. Oh
really? Oh yeah we start. Wait what? Isn't it really? Oh my goodness. No this doesn't
Let's check out Daniel.
Can we start at 10?
Main map only.
Ah.
Hold on.
I know math.
Ignore me.
I was like wait a minute.
How could I have done that bad math?
Ah.
I didn't blind trust though.
How about that?
I only got 8 hours to sleep last night, okay?
Damn, how much did you usually get?
A chest!
Okay, let's see the oddities.
I think there's a bird.
Who should I hear it?
was a nest. There's a joint. Alright one on de-connected. So I just gotta run around
and see if there's an on-tree or not.
Oh tree. I'm doing good refog. How you doing?
There's one.
Oh, it's a bird!
Game?
Alright, I forgot that there's a gyroscope aiming.
You're just chilling.
Nice.
You hear it.
Come here.
Aha.
Okay, what does it say?
I don't know what it says.
Whoa, this one's kinda grim.
What happened here?
Probably quests is not to do.
I'm going to force today? Oh shit.
That's a stressful game, I agree.
I guess I gotta tag this.
Front!
Front, front, we are the red.
I wonder what's... if there's any enemies around here?
There's a sea on the map.
There's gotta be a bird, yeah.
But these autos are important for leveling up the character.
That's why I'm picking the map.
You can jump in queue for those.
Jump and then like mash down.
Get some enemies.
I'm going to skip them.
As with my oddities.
Oh this one is weird.
I like it.
You gotta activate it and then collect the balls before they fall.
Nice. I'm sorry, I'm connecting out of these, alright?
I mean yeah those ones are similar to the ones of Shima and Yote I would say, but I wouldn't
say it's super similar in terms of combat and stuff in gameplay. It's like similar in looks, I guess.
Boom, baby!
and the evil chicken is coming for me oh god there's a lot of peeps a lot of peeps
over there
I should probably call my horse old Betty come on old Betty
chip chop, free spot. The whole game is really pretty.
Yes, I did, Rosekeeper, I did.
that was fun it wasn't that hard though like I heard it was crazy hard but when
I thought it was like it's hard yeah but not like I thought it was gonna be
way it wasn't the hardest one for me good night hola
What where you go come here?
What oh is in here?
Give me a lat rat
Go away midnight nibbler
Is this the new like is this new for for the season should we try that tomorrow
Is that new season stuff or not season but like new stuff yeah I don't know how it works out
I just don't know how it works to be honest.
How the heck was that?
I think there was something running in the field.
Yeah, it's new since yesterday.
Oh, really?
Yeah, okay.
Oh, that's what the update was I guess, because I did see the update.
Okay, I'm not finding anything else here, maybe I've kind of- oh, there's an audio over
here.
That's a bunch of oddities here.
Okay, cool.
I found some new ones.
I don't know what the heck.
That's gross.
the heck what's going on with this ferret what what is
damn stinky oh shit weasel I don't know what that was but he was stinky he was
Holy mega stinky
Parting ferret
Okay, let's kill this guy
I'm on a tree goosja
It's got to be something in the sky I found it got him.
I think you have enough to upgrade a bit more here.
Follow the fog.
He was running in circles, right?
In the fur for something, forget what.
Oh really? It's stinky fur.
Lightning skill?
Oh no, I don't have enough exploration points.
Is that what you mean?
I need more exploration points.
I can get more health.
Nice.
I got all the things but it's good to upgrade a little bit wait could I do more
Raise the fence nice for now cause for does all of them cause for now
No, not these older ones
Cool. That's quite a big tree. It's quite big indeed. It just goes on and on and on and
on and on. What's the max level you can get now?
Here's a quest I haven't done.
Lost chapter side story.
Probably do it tomorrow.
Maybe we have to warm up.
70.
Okay, okay.
I think I want 60 now.
The thing is I'm not super excited about breakthrough because I don't feel like I'm playing up
right now to get good gear. Let's check if we have anything here because it's possible
that we we have
i'm trying to find all the days i think it's more on the right
here now something
up more
Ummm...
Where?
Is it here? No.
I'm still trying to find my
place. But I'm a bit tired today.
I can sleep very well. So my brain is working like
0.05 speed.
is not very fast. Is it interactive map? Is it usually around here? I kind of also want
check the horse map or horse merchants let's check that first
max brain speed it is on max bruh that's something you can find gold gear
which is fun but only if you like to grind right hello when poo
Horse for sale.
Any different sizes?
Are these my horses?
No.
Oops.
Sorry, again, fuck.
I guess these are my horses that I have now.
Is this for selling horses?
You can only sell horses you can catch around there.
Oh!
That makes sense.
It sounds like, wait, I thought I could buy horses here.
But then I was like wait, sell horse. Bug?
No, it wasn't a bug.
So is it a huge or she's tiny?
I never think I caught a horse before.
I'm being sorry.
He's late for me.
I think I'm gonna go to bed right after this.
It's a minigame?
What?
Really?
I'm trying to hear.
Wildman main ranch.
That sounds like you can find wild horses here.
There's a horse.
Alright I'm trying to exit.
Oh my god, keep jumping way too high.
You get up too?
Okay.
Can I?
Okay whatever.
Ah I already had me this far.
Using triangle, square, axon, circle, press the corresponding buttons, then the horse
icon enters its target area.
Only successful input would allow you to tame the horse.
Ah, okay, okay, I got it, oh my god, it's so hard to see.
because it's so big I don't have this kind of vision circles are big
he's probably because I'm so tired success yeah I got good great to okay
cool. Wow what a beautiful horse. Wow, I love the horse. Hell yeah! Get the horse. There are way more horses here. They don't like me. They do not like
me Chad. Hey we caught a new horse though that's pretty safe.
This game's so beautiful!
I don't think you can swim with the horse.
Oh, it's gone.
Great horse.
It appears you can choose which horse you want to ride.
The horse right loves me right back.
Even after I just captured it.
It's kind of an odd thing.
Whee!
And now we go!
Pyong!
I still have to find the oddities master guy.
This is the eyes here.
I knew it was close. That's what I kind of went here.
Okay, I swear, like style the same and like insert it on. Yeah, I guess so. It's
It's kinda similar.
Whee!
Hello.
Um...
Submit oddities.
I almost took his money.
Mike's Endurance?
Okay, that was all of them though.
I had six out of six.
Did I run out of money?
Okay that was all of them though. I had six out of six.
You like my goose? I actually really like this game. It's hard to rate it though because there's
some parts I like more and some parts I like less. The boss fights I would rate like nine and
ten. Menus? Three out of ten.
Yeah it's kind of Breath of the Wild. Like it's very big open, exploration,
Fun boss fights, a lot of things to do, free to play is kind of crazy to be honest.
You can check it out in my link.
Use my mark.
WWM.
A bit too many systems which all require that one menu such as a chat.
Hi, that was so similar, it's hard to compare them, humanity.
You don't like my outfit the late?
I thought it was cute.
Like, yes, a little...
Little thing in his mouth.
It's already past...
We've been playing for how long now?
It's already past midnight, guys.
Kind of late.
Is there a large open world?
Yeah, it's large
This is the one now and I think there's gonna be four total later
So they're adding two more in my understanding
It is midnight. Yeah, it's midnight for me. I'm so tired because I slept bad and
But it was fun to try where it was me to get maybe tomorrow. We will play some more tomorrow at the same time
Maybe tomorrow we can actually get that boss.
I hope we can hard, but I think we can maybe do it.
I do want to send out a big thank you to
Everstone Studio and where wins me for sponsoring this
stream.
So please go check out the game, click the link.
the link. Click the link.
Somebody invaded you like that, the Master Goose?
Exactly!
It's kind of funny when I got invaded and I beat them.
Do raid boss with others? Yeah, maybe we can do it tomorrow.
I was thinking we could try some different things tomorrow.
Like, do some raid bosses and get some better gear maybe?
Because most people have, I need better gear.
I prefer doing boss fights, but yeah, I could try it.
Just for Lulz. Just for Lulz.
Alright guys, thank you for watching today and I'll see y'all tomorrow with some more
Dark Souls 2 Permanence and also some more of this at night.
Thank you, I'm sorry I was tired today but yeah, it did be like that sometimes.
And I have a good one, bye bye!