MissMikkaa
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard [Madhouse Difficulty + No Bonus Weapons] + [Not a Hero DLC] - 4th February 2026
02-04-2026 · 8h 37m
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It's time for what you've all been waiting for.
The one person who shet...
Ah...
Welcome home, good hunter.
Good luck, monster 408, ninja run.
It's all good, it's all good in the hood.
It's all good, it's bad, it's bad, it's really bad.
Oh my god!
Not what!
What the hell are they looking at all here?
Surprise, motherfuckers!
Fonk!
Fonk!
Ah, shit!
Waaaaaah!
Oh!
Ah!
Wow!
Hello?
Hi.
It's Pink Mecha.
Wow!
Yeah, I'm pink today, man.
Hm.
Hm.
What's up, guys?
How you doing?
Welcome in for the stream.
Another gray shirt.
How the heck?
Thank you for the stream today.
Oh, thank you for being here, don't it?
Thank you, thank you.
I'm kind of cold.
it man it's yesterday it was minus 18 degrees Celsius I know I didn't leave the
window open it's just cold 20 degrees in my room 20 a bro we gotta start like
what's the most graphically demanding game so I can have a heater welcome home
I'm a good hunter
What wear?
In Sweden
Mine's 18 degrees celsius
Nice shirt
Oh thank you Mike
I'm not gonna read the rest
Crisis, that's a good one
Let's start crisis
Alice Bear, thank you for the prime 7 months
Thank you Mosert the Entertainer
Thank you for the tier 1 7 months
Thank you
Mac for the gift of the Spartacoff
Before the stream started
Jipsy pink would be these
Mozart?
Mozart
I didn't say Mozart
20 C is too hot
No, that's good
Miguel after freezer open and now Sweden is mega cold
Yeah, that's true
The Vaughn where the question was asked one of this morning
Oh, pre-punny
That's pretty funny. 25 to 26 C is nice. Yeah, I would say my like my perfect weather is probably 25 degrees Celsius. How much is that in American? 25 Celsius to Fahrenheit? 77 degrees Fahrenheit. That's perfect.
Right now in Sweden, or where I am, it's like minus 12, I think?
Minus 10.
Mika, concerned.
I need clover for the tier 1, 5 months.
Minus 10.
Mine is 14 degrees Fahrenheit, and yesterday night it was like for a walking dog, it was 0.4 degrees Fahrenheit.
That's not hot.
That's cold.
My little boo-pink for the prime, 7 months.
When I took my walk this morning, it was minus 12, which is like 10.4 degrees right now.
There's plus 35 C's here in Australia. Well, you guys are in summer now, aren't you?
Being around the world has its benefits half the time, although I don't think your winters are
this cold either so...
Type of cold that makes breathing hurt? Yeah, for sure.
Does she might need boots for those temps?
No, it's okay.
Just as long as you keep walking and don't stand still for too long.
Yoshi's fine.
Oh, his paw kind of hurts sometimes.
You gotta pick him up and give him a little break.
I can carry him a little bit.
So his paw's heat up.
Here in Brazil is 35.
Small piece of hell.
That's hot. I don't know if I wanted 35. I would be fine with just 25.
If we can just get it to 25 and then stop, that's perfect.
Finally we have four seasons of summer.
Oh man.
There's news here about people already having the resident evil 9 disc.
Really? So careful about spoilers thing guys.
Yeah we get 25 season Sweden yeah that's a like sometimes the peak season you
know it's late a month early I don't know if it's true but apparently one
Shatter said so so it must be true. I mean they said they said what did they say?
It's all news about people having the disc. I am closing chat. Wait what do you mean?
You're the closing... the closing argument. Welcome to the bonfire and kindled...
Tinman, thank you for the prime 16 months, thank you so much
I live in a place where it's always 28 to 30 seas
It's a bit of a hot, like hot side, but it's not too bad. I could live like that I think
It's fairly common for people to get this early through mail I think
Yeah, but a month early is crazy. Sometimes it's like a week early maybe
I didn't know it was a month, oh yeah it's almost a month, or less than a month but yeah.
So yeah that's quite a lot in advance actually, quite a lot.
I didn't get my Prime sub back for, I don't get my Prime sub back for another four days?
No!
That's why Rockstar apparently won't be releasing GDA6 on disc initially.
I mean, I don't know, I haven't, like, I held on to physical copies for a long time, but
now I just prefer the convenience of digital copies.
What can I say?
Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know, it's still winter in South Korea, so there are
times when the temperature drops to minus 12 degrees Celsius.
Yeah, like here then, I know you're paying, I know you're paying, Rockstar just knows
will buy physical copies again later. Yeah the people really like it and who want to collect
the physical copies they're gonna win on those guys.
I keep physical copies out of throwaway game boxes. Oh so you keep them in like one of those
this fax? Question is when do we get GT6? Because bro, how many times has it been delayed
twice already? My hands are so dry because of the cold. I'm gonna put some lift cream
on them. You're gonna get it eventually. We'll all be dead. Four times? Is it really
four times? I thought it was two. Rosekeeper! Thanks for having me!
they're gonna say your page chatter you made a mistake of being nice okay now my
and I'm drawing anymore.
Kick asses, what's up?
How you doing?
Rub it harder?
Fuck.
I heard embargo from Neo has been listed now, so you guys can keep playing.
Not according to what I have heard, I don't know what to tell you that.
No, I don't have that information.
The review embargo, yeah, but that's different.
You guys want this? It was cool.
No, that's not the information I got. So I'm gonna go ahead and fix my sword.
Not until tomorrow.
Shall I buy Steam Dex?
Steam Dex?
Um... I don't really play games...
Handheld, I guess?
This is Hades music, yeah.
Correct posture and hydrate, yes.
What is coach?
Oh, couch gaming.
I was like, what is coach gaming?
Yeah, it's good for couch gaming.
Usually on a soundtrack for a yapping session.
Yeah.
Wait, what do you mean?
I look at my steam dive.
I don't think...
If I bought a steam deck I think I would use it exactly once and then never again.
I don't want to waste my money you know.
You've been made friends.
You've been a coach for gaming.
You now use your switch too?
Not much.
Are you now playing Nioh 3?
Yeah but I don't...
They just play again.
Same song.
Just random. Yeah, but I can't play it yet.
I can't play it a little bit more than I did last time.
But I can't play the full version yet. Or I can't go past certain mission yet.
What a cute little kitty cat. Can I not add it? I wasn't logged in.
How does Neo3 feels in terms of control? I've seen people cancel their attack moves in game.
No, you have to commit to your moves, maybe you can...
Maybe you can cancel with certain moves or what not?
But control feels great, honestly.
Nioh 3 felt really good so far.
I mean honestly I didn't expect any less of them, because Nioh has always been super
good when it comes to control.
I need a link to the biggest playlists, okay I have two playlists, I have many more than
two, but two ones I share.
X-Meshmark PL is this playlist that's playing right now, that's like streaming music, gaming
music, remixes from games, and then I have X-Meshmark playlist, that's my personal playlist
I listen to when I'm not streaming.
Hi Mike! Hi Mike!
That's an old command bro.
Does Nioh 3 feel better than Code Rain 2?
I would say yes.
I didn't play much Code Rain 2 though.
We're planning a solo trip to Tokyo in October.
Bro, that's so cool.
And my friend went to Tokyo alone as well and he spent one night just like at a random bar.
He just went to a random, like he just walked around locally, found a random restaurant
bar and then nobody spoke English, barely, and then he started hanging out with like
middle-aged, older, Japanese working like men, like in suits and everything.
And he said it was the time of his life.
They were drinking like chugging sake.
So it was really cool.
Kind of salaryman.
Well, they party hard.
Random bars?
Yeah, he just went to a random spot, just locally walked from his hotel.
Alcohol makes for fast friends.
True.
Language barrier might be hard, but, but, yeah.
Glebskjil.
Isn't that Resident Evil?
Oh, you're a very, very, very smart person, aren't you?
This is correct.
Currently, we're not playing Resident Evil.
However, we are willed in like,
six minutes approximately.
So, but you're very astute, I think so.
What do you mean this looks exactly like Resident Evil 7?
I don't remember any pink, purple, blue backgrounds in Resident Evil 7 but maybe I'm misremembering
so.
No cats, women either.
Their house is cleaner than mine?
What the heck?
Would you prefer Resident Evil 7 or 8?
So there's different things I prefer about each game.
I'm now playing Resident Evil 7 after playing Resident Evil 2, 3 and 4 recently.
The remakes.
I'm really missing a lot of things when it comes to like, first of all, like from Resident
I would like the loot system back and with the with the treasures and the merchant. I think that's really nice
I mean maybe wouldn't fit with seven
But they put an eight and if I'm pretty good there
So that's a lot of fun in my opinion to collect the treasures and
The menu in resident evil 7 might be good for controller, but it's freaking terrible for mouse and keyboard
Holy
Unskippable cutscenes is terrible.
Why not Resident Evil 5? Don't you want to punch boulders?
I think I want to play Resident Evil 5 before Resident Evil 9 releases.
I've never played it before. I want the game to go back to OG Resident Evil 4 controls.
Well, you're gonna have to wait a long time then, Max.
How do you take the picks with no hands? Do you have a third hand we should know about?
Yeah, it's I actually take them with my
Watch
So I press on my like I connect to my phone. This is a Apple watch and then I just like pictures
It lags out with the sound but I don't care
It's like, you know
You know the the horn in like baseball games
I had a good picture of you guys.
You didn't even smile!
What the heck?
All cutscenes needs to be unscapable until 100% completion at least once, in my opinion.
I think no cutscenes should ever be unscapable, ever.
Period.
The only time...
No, actually, no.
No, never.
But, they should be hard to skip.
skip like you shouldn't have to just accidentally press space and escape the
cutscene it should be like you have to hold it for an extended time or you have
to press escape and then skip or something like that you know I never
think there's a reason for it not to be skippable no for first time plays I
don't care if it's your first time on your millions time if you have the
game of PlayStation I need buy a PC copy and you want to run a fast
play through. You shouldn't have to watch all the cutscenes if you don't want to, just because it's
your first play through on the system. I don't care! Let me skip if I want to skip!
I don't want to skip though, but I mean, Resident Evil 7 on skip or cutscenes are pretty damn bad
because even if you play on a hard difficulty and you have limited saves, you can't skip the
cut scenes if you die a million times and have to watch it like the same one over and over again.
Have you ever experienced game fatigue?
Like to gaming in general to a specific game.
You're forced to watch the intro cutscene on the stream.
It's short.
You like it!
In the wherewith me, that's how it gives you a brief story explanation of the scene before
you skip.
That's cool.
Solution.
Just install the rest of the evil seven and cut the skin skipper.
Yeah, I mean it's fine.
I'll say without it for today.
It's not like the game is crazy long either.
Maybe we should skip if you had watched it.
Not if it's the first time I feel like people should be able to make their own decision, you know
If you want to watch cut you watch it if you don't don't
Shouldn't be forced
That's my opinion
But even plain today, we're finishing receive seven today on Madhouse difficulty. There's the hardest difficulty
I'm sorry very soon. Are you happy with your amount of sleep again? Yeah
I'm just starting to wake up early lately, but I just fall back asleep, but I think I get more tired when I do that
I'm so bad at snoozing, bro
How many games to force me to play them in a certain way
How about if I only want to watch the cutscenes no gameplay they should be able to skip gameplay
Well if you look at the like what did I read I read about the
About video game companies like you know how they sometimes say
What's it called when they like claim something and then nobody else can do it pattern sometimes a pattern and
The patents like a
system and there was some company I don't remember which that patented like an AI
companion to place the game for you was a Sony I don't know but like it like you
can have the AI complete a section for you if you warn your brothers that was
That was real.
I thought it was Sony.
Why not brother?
It was Sony, okay.
How about a Strangtnibra's Nibba game?
What do you mean a strand time was new game?
Horned Brutus I think patented an MCC for Lord of the Rings game which is a
stupidest decision ever in my opinion. Patenting a game mechanic that you
created it's like so dumb because I mean look at like from software for example
who had a lot of unique game mechanics imagine if they had patented some of
those for example and then nobody could make like a game similar and then there
would be like no souls likes and then I think the whole genre or a whole interest
in in even in from software games would not be as big you probably big still
yeah but not like you know making a whole ass genre from a one singular game
or one single or game series it's just you know I think Pokemon was trying to
patent the summon versus summon type of fight it's a very broad thing to do huh
why did I press back there I was supposed to press this
the patent is made it can be licensed out to others to use the patent and yes
Sony wanted to add an AI play because they think players quit when games are difficult
despite the success of Dark Souls showing that that's not the case.
It's just some of their recent games have been wack.
Well, yeah.
Well, the thing is, okay, but like Sony...
Like I want to know, are these the same people that made the...
I mean, are these the same people that decided that Freya needs to spoil the game?
every single puzzle in the game when you play God of War Ragnarok?
Like, you know what I mean?
Which is like the worst part of Ragnarok.
I don't feel like that's, like most people quit when they get a little stuck.
Playing games.
I know right?
Wow.
I was like so low rest, but then he loaded in.
Boylet.
The people that decide they scorned too won't happen.
I only have one bully.
What weapon should I bring to Lucas's playhouse?
Good morning, the lazy thing for 100 beats.
Weeeeee.
I have, um...
I don't have any bullets in my shotgun.
That's probably the worst part about this.
many coins. Yeah basically I bought the game and then I realized I couldn't play
on Madhouse in the first playthrough. I originally played this game on
PlayStation right so I wanted to play it on PC, I prefer playing on PC. So I bought
the game and I realized you couldn't play on Madhouse so I bought a DLC that
unlocks Madhouse but it also unlocks like all these special items. It's
exactly the same thing that that I did in Resident Evil 3 which is why I
I had like every special item in my inventory, but I didn't want to use any of them and there's
no way to deactivate it. I don't think. Do you have any grenades in the grenade launcher?
Yeah, I have a few. Flame rounds and stuff. One flame round, one newer round. I just don't
know if it's worth taking. I need a key card. Like, what I have, what I can make also.
Like the only thing it can make is ammo for the handgun.
I barely have anything.
I can make some ammo.
Hopefully there's not going to be any big enemies coming up in this area shortly.
I also have a lot of burner fuel.
Do you guys know if the Herobelig, thank you for the prime, 26 months?
Do you guys know if any of the goo monsters are weak to fire?
The burn is useless now for the rest of the game.
That's like the only thing I have ammo for.
It's so stupid.
Ah!
Maybe I'll get more ammo.
Okay, I have a little bit of handgun ammo at least.
Maybe I'll bring the shotgun and then I'll get shotgun ammo?
It's not impossible.
I'm just worried about the goo monsters.
You can burn things for fun.
Oh, that's true.
Hi for party!
Welcome to Paradise!
Scary!
How's it hangin'?
Whoa, what is that?
It's hanging, it's hanging, you know?
The Goomonts are more afraid of you than you are of them.
I don't know if that's true.
Let's play!
Yeah, that's fair.
I'm a bit wary.
I see ammo.
I'm not a big fan of this music. TV.
Antswar.
My thing.
That's what I need.
You know what this is for?
You know what Zoey wants to do with this?
That's not that funny.
I think that's this thing is special.
I heard something.
No Ethan. That ain't special.
This.
This right here.
No, don't do it.
you see everybody wants to turn back
the clock
what Evelyn? I'm just trying to show him
I'm just trying to show him that everybody
wants to go back to how things were
there's a stupid bitch she doesn't
understand that I don't want to go
back to how things were before my
father found y'all
He's normal in balance, Tom.
Yeah, that's your house.
most sound the same each other here but I hear about your stuff everywhere what
do you say oh what the heck right fuck oh fudge I need to play some zoo because
It's been redeemed.
Jule
Every night in my dreams
Oh my god, Jack!
Don't fall in the ice, bro. Thank you for the giant E-Mod.
Melancholy geek favorite tier 1, 2, 1?
Well done, good hunter.
There's so much goo here, Chad.
I'm not a huge fan of this.
scared I have to watch us cutscene every time if I die now god damn it Jesus
Christ!
Oh lord, he got me good, huh?
Shockwave, I think we're gonna pry him for three months.
Bro, I'm gonna get so exploded.
If I'm so gonna die.
Oh, that was close.
What's the door is rigged there?
Leaving myself?
I can't deactivate them right now.
Okay, that one seems impossible.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, there's another one there.
Do you guys think I can crawl in that place or am I going to take some damage?
Ooh shotgun shells! Sick dude. I have two now. Two! Maybe I should shoot that one.
Try it. Yeah I'm trying to not waste bullets but like this one seems almost...
Shoulda gone with Mainz things huh?
Womp womp womp.
Oh wait what?
There's an auto save?
Crazy.
That's actually so nice.
Oh shit.
I fully expected to have to redo the whole thing.
Plus, I've watched your cutscene again.
Finally, yeah, finally I cut out a save, honestly.
A good one, though.
Don't jinx it.
A dog marking?
Well, I'm very
There was no way at the door
Nobody falls in line. No stranger danger. I guess I got to shoot that one.
I did have to get the other loot. And the other room guys.
Check on a double check.
Actually, progress of the game so fast.
Noise?
Do you think so?
Well I don't know if I took the handgun ammo.
Leave no loot behind!
I might have taken it before even, yeah.
Anti-coin! Oh, good thing I went back.
And now we know there's an anti-coin behind the TV.
Took 7 hours of normal so yeah, it was fast.
Nice.
7 hours is real fast.
I play games very slow.
I'm out of mind. I actually like that way.
I don't want... like I like exploring a lot of stuff.
What not?
You miss box?
Oh, trust me. I don't want that box.
That's the one that exploded in my face.
I didn't pick it up for a reason.
Okay, this one I shoot.
Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow! You have jacket! Good!
Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow!
where's my loot at? where's my loot? where's my loot? where's my loot at? I want loot and
you have loot. give me loot now. I bet this one is safe. cuz it's so obvious. what'd you
I think this one is safe.
Yeah, I knew it.
Why did I get hit?
You can hear ticking?
Oh really?
Oh why am I on the orange?
Whoa.
Sweet.
Item box.
But why?
falsified right away
something suspicious
now I just want to be really helpful, yeah sure
item box but no save space, very highly suspicious
I need to do a separating fuel thing here.
Separating agents.
Why?
Is it not enough maybe?
When they say you're not that strong.
Was there a camera above the door?
Maybe.
You're not that weak, it's not your fault, bam bam bam.
Can't wait to watch you play the new one, I'm so excited!
I have more separators, many more.
I now have two chem fluid.
I could make more healing,
which I might actually want to bring.
I can also make some more bullets.
I already have like yellow health,
which is not ideal.
I saw that. I believe it was sponsored too. I was confused for a sec.
how? I don't know. Actually, I don't know.
Well, it struck me a slightly odd.
But hey, you know, good for them.
Is that tape?
I think this is it.
And we just go in there now.
Oh, we can also do the Mia tape now
because we have it in the trailer.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Lord, I don't like that.
I don't have a code though, do I?
I remember having a code.
What is that?
I know.
Fucking password, right?
Hmm.
Why don't you try 0814?
0814.
No!
0621.
0621.
No, no, no, no. It's 0514.
0514.
Oh, come on. Take a chance. You never know.
0154.
Shit!
Shit!
Oh, no!
Tick!
Tuck!
It's actually wrong?
No, I didn't!
zero five one four no I don't remember that's subtle you did did I oh my god
I think you matter what I put in did it
didn't know a matter, yeah explosive barrel, I could use those to my advantage if I know
about them.
Oh, nothing!
Great!
Zero five for...
Impluend. Nice. Oh, nice. Is that
Psycho-Stimulance? I don't like this chat.
I don't have so many bullets though.
It's not like it can retaliate a lot.
retaliate a lot. This seems like a bad cat, like yeah. I'm gonna switch to my
enhanced bullets.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
I didn't want to waste two bullets on it because I missed the face because otherwise they die
immediately.
do the psychosocial
he showed you last, wait what?
huh?
ooh they're close
oh i forgot about that one
So what was that?
Why reload?
Why reload?
I died.
For what?
I died.
Why are you so tiny?
I'm sneaking.
Wowowewowoo!
Wowowewowoo!
Wowowewowoo!
You reloaded after shooting one bullet?
well I thought I was gonna hit the thing like I thought the trap was gonna kill
it but I was too close to the trap because a trap right there so I was
reloading to prep in case I needed more bullets because I was sure that you know
I wasn't gonna need another bullet for that guy but I will send it to closer
traps so I died there my mistake was not running further away
This is a trap, but it's not taking.
I'm not the only one.
Going in fell?
He just tanked the explosion.
Not sure he died.
I have more shotgun ammo before, how do I get the rest?
Maybe I picked up more like elutes past this point?
Must be.
Also what I did is I used two chem fluids here.
agent. Separating agent, thank you. Mix. Mix. Mix. Mix. Mix. Mix. Mix. Dude, in the box
is a randomized when you die. Yeah, I'm aware. Boom, baby. Eh, okay, I have plenty of bullets
at least. There's no grenades in this game. That's kind of crazy. Only grenade launcher.
Oh, so I have a lockpick but I don't know what for.
Zero four. I know. Fucking password, right? Why don't you try 0814?
2814?
No, no, no, no!
0621!
2621?
No, no, no, no, it's 0514!
2514.
Well come on! Take a chance, you never know!
Tic!
Toc!
Tic!
Toc! This is funny how slow this is.
It's like...
How did I get it wrong again?!
Wait what? No it's not unfair, I don't have dyslexia I think.
Is that all that thoughts? 2, 1, 5, 4.
Oh it was 5, 1, 4?
Whoops. I think it's because he stresses me out a little bit.
I do have a numberitis, that's true.
I definitely have less...
Really didn't die?
Jesus Christ.
Now it's Megadine, right?
You don't have a head, did it?
Time to Megadine.
Did they disappear after the fact?
I guess they didn't take this because they didn't jump at me there.
I see two lines.
Three lines.
I'm going to have to shoot some of these lines, bro.
There's so much loot over there.
Where did I come from?
I've been married a long time ago.
Where did I come from?
Oh, Sneaky.
That one was real freaking Sneaky, bro.
I didn't even see it.
I heard scary noises.
What if that's a, do you guys think this is an exploding box?
There's two boxes here.
Steroids?
Hog?
I love steroids.
I don't know, man.
Oh!
If I'm far away enough.
It doesn't damage me.
Goddamn, he's so soy.
Burner fuel!
God, then the game hits me.
Burner fuel!
Burner fuel!
I think that's it.
The sniping skills are so bad, honestly.
This is a scary situation for me.
I think it's time to use some steroids, man.
It takes too long to use otherwise.
I don't feel good about this.
I wish it was a safe space before.
I couldn't go all the way back to the trailer.
But yeah, I can try deactivating the device with a knife.
But let's do it now and see.
I don't see any traps here.
Oh shit!
Bruh, I'm gonna get hit!
Shit!
Ow!
Whoa!
I almost forgot about that. That's crazy.
How is this alive?
They're freaking experts at dodging!
Shit.
They're aiming hard.
They move side to side at very weird timing.
I'm gonna friggin' take my shotgun up here.
Look at that.
I took a little bit of damage, but not that much.
I was blocking.
Just when I stopped blocking, I thought it wasn't coming.
three! Do I need two heals to fully heal now? Yikes! Might actually want to go back
and get to the, at least to the loot box. Pick up an extra, an extra heal.
Using a controller would be, would be hard here. Yeah, I can imagine.
It's many such instances where using a controller will be way harder.
But honestly they have auto-aim.
Is auto-aim good in this game?
I turned it off, but I mean, it could be very helpful.
I remember one game where I actually used auto-aim and I thought it was really hard
to play the game without it, it's, um, Sansa 2 Remake?
I don't know.
feel weird to me. Speak Swedish. I remember how the picture looks, the treasure photo
look thing, but I don't know where yet. I haven't seen it. Other aim is for non-gamers
and console flaps to be honest. I dive when I use auto aim. I mean there's some games
where it's needed. A console gamer or console gaming with a controller in general auto aim
can do a lot. I break the thing for prime 26 months. I'm doing my best. And I only
have two shotgun shells. Just making sure there's no explosives here. I don't know
if I can deal with only two shotgun shells bro, like seriously? I just suck. I use a
controller. Well when you use a controller aiming is really hard either way.
although in the last of us I remember being quite good with the gyre aim it
almost adds the extra edge oh a safe space oh my god it's so good I remember it
adding like an extra edge so let's say you're using a controller right and you're
aiming with, you know, the normal stick and then you can move the controller like
with gyroscope to slightly edit like small details. So not like full aiming
with only gyro aim but like altering slightly. So when you're sniping for
example you can get most the way with the stick but then you just do the
micro adjustments with the gyro aiming. It was really really enjoyable in my
I do have one of those, lockpicks, it better not be burner-fuel, it better not!
I know that you can do that, yeah, in some games you can, the last of us is one of them.
Flame rounds, well that's pretty good.
That's pretty damn good.
It's kinda easy to aim with a controller when it's only two axes, but when there's
three axis mouse is the way it's controlled exclusively where it can't
stand aim assist I would turn it off yeah it's very independent person I
usually turn it off but in some games especially one controller then I turn it
on like for example sandhill 2 remaster I thought was really weird aiming
with. I have three heals, I acycostimulants. Maybe it would be good to take those to loot
in the battlefield. Can I loot freely in this battlefield after the battle is over? I'm
always thinking about that because it feels like in this game usually you can loot after.
It doesn't have cutscenes that take you away from the area and then you can't go
back. Are you gonna watch the mea tape? I should, yeah. You can look. Let's watch the
mea tape after we save. Because if you die in the tape, you die in real life. It's so
weird. So we can watch this treasure photo. Gotta keep an eye out for this place.
head on a cage I had something nicer tried find it if you can and on a cage I
didn't pass the other night
nice to go luck not found fate for crime one year Hunter one year let's go
So make our wave.
Burner fuel.
I guess we can save with this.
I mean, I don't have.
Well, I think we should probably bring the flame rounds.
Just in case.
There's a bigger battle.
It's not even loaded.
Okay, this seems good.
I don't need to bring Sega Stimulants, but I'm considering using them in the battle.
Can you open the jar in the Baker Kitchen house?
There's a coin in there.
I think it didn't pick up the lockpick at the start of the videotape segment.
There's three dudes.
First one on the ground.
We did 180.
No from the jar for either.
No, I don't think I got that.
Maybe once we get back to the bakerhouse I can do that. I don't know if it's if it's like I'm gonna go back there at this point
Oh some British bloody L
Cheerio right which which one is the last one is saved. Oh, it's probably this one in in it
So save over that quite so indeed
Bloody hell a cool weapon in the last room you were in I
I mean in this room I'm gonna do the me a tape now I never did it cuz I died in it
Thank you, Derek.
I appreciate it.
Ethan, if you find this, I know I can't expect anything from you.
Not after what happened, after what I did.
I just want you to know, that wasn't me.
I don't know what happened.
There's so much that you need to know.
There you are! You gave us quite a scare, young lady.
God, shit.
Run!
Let's meet again.
Babies!
Baby.
Baby.
shit the wrong way again I did exactly the same thing
ill I hate kids that's me by the way not me why is he going dark
It's what I did wrong, I just went in there and she was so fast, it was so scary.
What have I done to deserve this, except open my home and feed you?
I don't understand you at all this.
I don't like my mother.
It's cool to get a little view of it.
which is he's me
when it is he was
liquid and you can just straight on your arm or leg it's fine right away
yet
it is
dot
enjoy moonlit
I mean, we're all playing games, aren't we?
What the heck was that?
Really run to pay for 300 BDs.
No, no, don't come over here.
Get what I do.
Come on, go back.
Man, don't come here.
We're in the video tape right now.
I'll feed you to my babies and fertilize the garden with water.
What the fuck dude?
See you guys.
No.
Okay she's leaving now at least.
I'm in a VHS bro.
We open our home.
We open our hearts.
And what do you do?
Open my...
Blood.
Hold on. Let me turn the spider...
Goddamn. Oh there we go! Perfect!
Pull! Oh this part is great.
Yeah, play both outlaws 1 and 2 and whistleblower.
Oh, there wasn't so many bugs!
Okay, there's not any bugs here.
Last time I was here, there was a million bugs.
She loves you. She wants us to be a family, goddammit.
You. You! All you have to do is accept her fucking gift!
Language!
Please choose a direction.
We love you! Why can't you see that?
Embrace us!
Oh.
Run!
Hi Run.
No, no, no, no, no! You don't fucking try to save yourself a flame. There's no way out of there, Missy!
Shit, she heard me!
Aw, man.
Is that me, Evelyn?
Oh, shit, run face.
No! No! No!
What the heck? Wasn't... wasn't Mia that put out the tape?
What did they do to Mia?
Aidan!
That got in the sheven for not getting hidden there, or for not getting discovered.
We are young.
Achievements.
There's just quite a limber getting down in the crawl space like that for an old lady
while she's more than an old lady at this point.
Oh, the tape, you're right.
I'm just doing the metal difficulty again.
What do you guys say save or unsafe?
Oh shit, Lily'd run, they were pretending to give us up!
Holy smokes, thank you, thank you.
I got spooked.
It was safe.
Sorry.
I was spooked.
What about this one?
Okay, stop!
Why did I get hanged on ammo when I have 57 of them? I have 7 shotgun ammo.
Give me shotgun ammo!
Thank you, moonlight.
It's a battlefield.
Looks here like, uh...
Let's see, let's explore this area first.
There's something, I need a battery for that.
Now we know.
So I need to find a battery somewhere.
I don't know where it though, but...
Alright, let's go down.
Fuel
This is just gonna keep giving me burner fuel if I if I start like shredding the burner fuel
Oh battery
Burner fuel! Are you serious? Why'd you give me so much burner fuel?
Randomized mess is what I'm saying.
Oh my god, well
What do they them mean?
Bruh, oh man shit
It's views some shit shit
50 bucks I mean I didn't realize I couldn't jump down from there
I didn't realize I couldn't jump down from there. I was in a terrible position
I got cooked! Literally. You can't just knife him? Well I'm trying to bring out my gun but...
That's nice, Maria. I'm super hyped for Requiem.
You can't still heal in Ration by blocking. Oh really? Okay, that's good to know.
Immediately or do I have to wait?
We are young.
No one can tell us how to do it.
How to do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
What the fuck?
Wait a little bit.
I think he has boomers on my house.
Yeah.
It do be.
I got so many shotgun shells this time around.
I just need to reload it.
Well, how am I supposed to even come down from like, if I go up there I'm just kinda screwed.
I got so many shotgun shells.
Oh, this is a good run.
I didn't get burner fuel after burner fuel, bro.
How about some burner fuel, says the game?
I see you haven't used your burners since the old house.
How about some burner fuel?
I need to shoot this on them, surely. On them? There's two, by the way. Two of them.
and Jesus blesses run I need to not run up until like the last second
Just keep puking everywhere, Chad.
I
There only are you still left!
You have all your fingers and toes!
Oh!
Jesus Christ.
I got him!
What else you got, Lucas?
Hey!
That was decent.
Decent at least.
Half decent.
So what, that was just a trick?
Where's they even go to?
I don't even know where that does.
Can you make the camera smaller?
Why would I do that?
You wanna see my precious gun, huh?
You see when I aim, don't worry.
I thought about Lucas to give you a birthday party,
but I think it's a bit too extreme.
Honestly, it's not even a birthday, so I'm kind of confused.
Can you make your camera twice as wide?
No, that is a real request that I can actually respect
and appreciate, so, fine.
There we go, I'm just playing this as someone spoiled it in my chat, so I can go and read
you, because I can read you.
Oh!
Walk me peaches!
That kind of sucks, but remember, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
So even if you got spoiled, it's still worth to play it.
Do this IRL, okay.
I'm coming for your chat.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for you.
This canvas walk pad.
I'm walking into any traps now.
There's no loot in the corners like some hidden coin or something?
Who the heck?
No traps what I can see.
Is that a book?
I hate reading.
Books! Warrant-time-autodjournalism. They killed him.
Creators' rights. Insecta. Unnerving combats. Home.
But it's like they're not centered.
Living well, murdering Cleveland, heartless betrayal, be out, beautiful home, so the southern
mystery or something?
streets these sounds are great titles
oh lord you're next is that Clive
Clancy is that Clancy L
Oh! A shortcut back?
Anticoin!
Ploggy?
14.04
Wait, wait, wait. You have the code.
14.04
Where does it say the code?
14.04
Do you guys see the code?
On the paper?
That's a code.
14.04
Oh, 8.
So apparently I'm dyslexic but with numbers and we're just diagnosed me here 14 on 8 I
said wrong because I read it once and then I ignored all the other wait is this gone
I don't see any traps welcome to all the rain welcoming guys hello how you doing
how you doing
this Calcula what's up we're playing some Resident Evil 7 I'm mad house
difficulty right here and yeah it's a lot of fun and a lot of pain I wonder if
I should go back to the Baker house real quick can I go back after this because
there's one place I forgot to loot apparently but I just use my it's there
where's the lock pick in the Baker house then because I don't have it just
Skel-hu-lia is just like we have a numbers, oh really.
That's time 1804!
No, it's 1408.
See, I remembered.
Point of no return after this door.
Oh, okay, but surely there's a,
we can backtrack then.
But surely there is a lock pick then.
Right?
No one can tell me hey are all the bombs gone nope they're not
Repair kit oh, yeah, I'm missing a repair kit
Also, I need to buy something with my coins. Can I even use my coins after the point of
return? I can say. Because I have... I mean maybe there's more afterwards. I'm not entirely
sure. Loot? Trust me you don't want that loot.
Who was it that told me where Lockpick was? Man.
back here. I want that loot. It's going to explode in your face, bro. I don't even remember
where the box was. Oh, it was in the beginning area. Can I even get there? Right, it was
in the kitchen. No, no, where was it? Oh, let's go back to the main, let's go back
to the main hall then we're saved before the fight I guess we can save again here yeah I'll
finish again today your mom's little exploded in my face change all I need is to find one lock
pick that I missed and also the box that I missed I know exactly which one it is
though I know we're like I know which one isn't open
Oh, if that was a dream
Bum bum bum
Was this real as it seemed
And that I'm a dream
Make it wish
Was this real as it seemed
Ba da da ba
Okay, that one's gonna explode on you?
Sheesh!
Damn, bro.
That's crazy.
What if person 9 is shorter than level 3?
I mean, they always make their games for similar lengths.
I'mma spit out my coffee. I was reading chat, okay?
I wasn't something I said.
This encounter is me saying it if it was Chad the Senate.
Blame Chad, not me. I mean no sense.
I wonder if it's going to be any goo monsters here.
Ah! Goo monster!
Is this the area where you started the whole game?
Like, because they're...
It is, right?
Yes.
Okay.
You can't use the term Goomawster in 2026.
I haven't seen this dream in a while. Are you still...
sometimes walking while gaming? I haven't done it in a while, actually, Ace. Welcome back, though.
Welcome back!
is real as insane.
Can you scroll along the stream? No, I had a message.
Cheers.
Goon monsters.
Okay, I think I'm gonna have to kill the Goon monster.
like maybe not no but this is not where you started the game there's a
different kitchen somewhere this is where you started after you got caught
guest house
oh is it guest house?
how do I get to the guest house? can I?
is it
shit
no aah goo! it's a goo!
I can't get there anymore. I missed it
Completely then.
Then I can't pick it up anymore.
Are you sure I can't go through here and get to the...
guest house?
Of course you'll take me.
Good monsters.
What does this mint take me anyways?
That's time to restart the whole game now.
Yeah, but I don't even remember me having a lockpick for the first area.
No, this is just in this room.
Right.
Literally, I didn't go anywhere.
Ha ha ha!
I went from here to here.
Yeah, I want to do village too.
Pray for no goons, guys.
Sorry, I'm reading.
Why is she singing Arma Maria?
Why not?
Well, then I don't have anything to do in the bakerhouse, I don't think.
I think I looted everything.
I can't believe I missed one!
Loot!
Those of them into a church.
Okay.
Um...
Alright.
You think those are misludes? Yeah, I know.
Let's go back to Lucas then. Wasted time. Woo!
Well, then again I could save so it wasn't like a full wasted time.
Okay, let's go. Back to Lucas.
Loot-a-loot-loot. I had to re-insult from his drain. I lost all my twitch settings.
Oh! The hacking sucks.
Can't just save them to a file or something? Unlocked all the doors?
I think so. The rush is locked
but I can't unlock that.
Morg, everything is open here.
Everything is open here.
Oh, that's interesting how that comes to like, it's still attached to the house, but not really.
Attic, everything is open. So I'm pretty sure I opened everything.
Backed my up the first time after after having to redo everything. Yeah, I like it didn't happen when I was alone
What does that mean?
treasure photo it?
I forgot about it
Treasure photo head it's in this room. Yeah, this is a very I see to find a head
My god, good good call good call
Did I miss it? Maybe it wasn't in the previous room... sure but I don't see
anything here there's no head and maybe I missed it or maybe it's a headed next
room okay okay
Chromebook completely gonna be in chat for like 45 minutes what's so weird oh
Oh, there it is!
Oh, shit.
Spooked myself.
Oh, that's to repair kids.
Okay, back we go.
Man, I should have waited.
I should have found it before I saved.
Wait, no, no, wait.
There's a loot box here.
Oh, that's a good idea.
That'd be my favorite time of the month.
How about you paired this?
I already fixed the broken shotgun, but I did not fix the broken handgun.
I don't know what it is.
Whee!
I guess we'll find out.
We can look at it, broken handgun, it looks like a normal gun.
Is it good?
There's an achievement to go with using the box, to go without using this box or what?
I used to restart game when I missed something, even if it's not useful, not unhealthy, I
I dealt with that into therapy.
I don't need some of that therapy, huh?
I mean, look down the barrel, maybe it's broken inside.
Oh, you think so?
Not a good idea.
Okay, it's a M19 handgun.
G17.
better G17 or M19 this one says a relatively powerful shotgun is in bad
condition but still looks usable this one other one says a standard power hand
gun designed mainly for ease of use make M19 is better I mean hopefully it has
less bullets though seven instead of ten but hey if it's better it's better
Let's ditch the other one.
Exciting.
I know the code.
OK, don't look at me.
What? That's why there's a box here.
I did not peek in champs.
I'm not naked.
cheating have a nice day oh shit hi thanks what a nice guy
why can't I oh wait don't need to start it somehow
Yeah, I think you go here first, yeah?
It hasn't started yet.
I can't start it yet.
What's this?
What's the space behind this wall?
Oh maybe I can go there if the fire starts.
Alrighty, oh Chad, let's go ahead and burn this up.
I heard this yesterday.
God damn, it's bad.
Hello?
Oh my God!
What is so scary?
What is so scary? Is that how gas burners work? I never had one.
Yeah? Eugh. Is it a balloon? Ah! Balloons but they're all grey! Bro, why are they all grey?
Lover.
Did I miss V? Looser. That was looser, sir.
Close the mouth.
Just losing your mind.
True.
Did your day go so far?
I think he's going really well.
Is this actually on time?
Bro, I can't move!
Are we gonna take damage now?
Yeah, damage. Even though I didn't do move, you saw the tape.
Oh shit! I think!
Ah! Ah! Space!
Ah! Put it in! I thought I was going to go in there. Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Why didn't it explode?
Fuck it, that's way longer than I thought. I wanted to see the explosion too.
There we go.
You see thing that big big stick would remove the whole house
Oh, I almost caught you bro.
Oh, that's Mia and Zoe.
Mia!
Mia!
She's alive.
Boy, where are you?
We're just beyond here, outside that room.
All right.
All right.
Oh.
When do you record this?
What the fuck do you want?
Is it alive?
Dead.
Yeah, Mia's pretty the best technology.
Guess that's not the cards.
Not yet.
Lucky me.
How are we even livestream talking to each other?
No spoilers?
What a nice guy.
I kinda need to go to the bathroom, Chad.
Oh, Cody, thank you for that giant... I don't know what to call it.
Is that a... huh.
This freaking chair.
Let's save and then I go to the bathroom.
What is this mine? What is this supposed to be?
If not that.
Oh no he didn't forget to sub.
I'm so close.
Okay.
it's a gem yeah but why is it on a base like that okay I'm gonna be a B123
Big poo.
You already had been.
He is misunderstood. He has petite hands, not big hands.
He is bullied. It's not very, very nice.
Stop the bullying. Stop the bullying.
Hello?
Hello.
I was in Haton in chat forever.
Oh yeah, it's been a while.
He celebrated his 100 months of sub recently.
It was the first.
Shatter you got a hundred months
His hundreds birthday you seen here two weeks ago
What a slacker
Those are the person with the most watch time yeah, but I called BS on that one
Probably have some kind of server or what not or chat arena or something
I call BS, bro
Parking on here make it better do it fast he makes it stronger. I almost forgot to pick up my loot
Imagine he just went off without anything
G, that... okay, we got that.
Okay, I think we got everything we need.
But in the wrong order...
I saved, yeah I did.
Did the fudge go through an effort to farm Watchtime on a Twitch channel?
Well maybe it's not that reason, maybe they just have chat reenor or something.
Counts as watching, not on Twitch, from Twitch themselves,
because I don't think they count third party...
Like, if you're watching through a third party app, I don't think it counts at all.
To my understanding, I could be wrong though.
like at least it seemed that way when they recently like updated like how lurkers work or whatever
i think oh that i need to deliver
what happened in the background oh wait
where is it i heard it
Oh, it's up there!
There's no way I can reach that.
He's too soy.
Can't track my mystery.
How difficult is this?
This is Madhouse.
Minus one.
Hey, it was worth it.
Lever.
Crank.
A never hour after our work is never over.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
This is not right.
Oh no, don't trust the bot.
The bot is always wrong.
Alright.
It's not right.
There's no reason to check it.
It's just, he's doing his best.
Yeah, he's a ten-year-old bot.
He's not good.
He can't keep up anymore.
He's old.
If he was a person, he would be like, and like, seriously, don't, don't take his word
for it.
It would be a hundred and fifty.
Like me?
What do you mean?
Yeah, I'll be hot, so I'm gonna soak that.
Uh, which way do I go?
Go right?
I feel like there's gonna be a tax.
I went the right way, yay.
Work it harder, make it better.
Ah, I knew I heard something!
Why doesn't it say how many there are in the whole game?
You can check your stats if you pause, oh really?
How do you pause in a game?
That's...
14 out of 20.
Alright.
Oh, there's 33 antique coins? That's crazy.
Ah, shit.
He's making a dead...
What does that sound?
What oh look there's several guys over there
There's three guys
Chad, I don't know if we can handle three guys at once.
Awww.
Hey, you take out something!
Oh my god.
I pressed three, but it doesn't take out shit!
Oh my god.
I'm so screwed.
Oh my god.
I'm male.
I'm screwed.
Oh my god.
Oh no, I'm in the male screw.
I pressed 3 so many times, it didn't do shit, it was like...
I thought we were professionals. We are, right?
But the game didn't work.
Maybe if I go faster I don't have to kill any one of them.
Crank, where's my crank and...
Where's my crank, where's my crank, where's my crank and...
Do-do-do?
Yes, a game saw it is!
Oh wait, I took too many handguns.
the D series and the arm I mean I don't I have so much space in a mentor I
should I might as well bring it
soul's veteran my ass and what the heck the souls veteran have to do with this
game you know what I'm gonna give you in birth deperson after you said that I'm
I'm gonna give you Burner Fuel.
Ha ha!
Team Little Nedge?
I'm not really...
Too far.
It's a Souls-like.
Right.
Souls-Burner means you're good at all games.
Alright, fair enough.
I mean, SoulsVest.ruan doesn't even mean that I'm good at Souls games.
It just means that I have a lot of experience.
Classic chat.
He's a dictionary.
Relax?
Bro, what?
Is this guy okay?
He thinks I'm on edge and that I should relax.
What the heck?
Oh!
Okay...
I am now relaxed.
I am now a very fantastic and relaxed streamer.
Is this better for you?
There we go.
Now we can be calm together.
I got some shotgun shells.
That's actually pretty damn good.
Alright, I need to-
oh wait i didn't i didn't i didn't beat that statue
that makes me angry
calm down i'm sorry
he said turn relax you turn into glados
what's what happened when you call women relaxed they turn into murderous robots you didn't know
know that? Well now you know. It's not like an AI phone assistant. Whoa, whoa, whoa, calm
down Mika. Swear you're gone. Relax Mika, kind of scares me. Have you tried calming down?
OOF
Wait, why are there bullets in my...
That's weird.
Why would I hold bullets in my hands?
Maybe I can throw them at the enemy.
That's pretty smart.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You're overreacting?
OOF
You're making enemies now.
I always tell women to calm down when they are acting up.
Um, you're brave.
I forgot to take the D-Series, but I think it's fine.
Is this game hard on Madhouse?
I feel like Resident Evil 3...
Inferno is way harder!
Shit, I didn't hit the head. Ah, why did it bring up like...
There's no way I can make it, is there?
What?
Okay, I might as well restart at this point.
I missed an enhanced bullet!
I feel like there's better moments to use enhanced bullets than this.
He disappeared.
no waste of his bullets?
Bruh, I'm gonna kill...
I'm gonna die on purpose.
Pfft!
I- in game!
Where'd I get my enemy go?
What?
Well shit.
We're gonna have to reload I guess.
Oh yeah, the only way to reload is by going back to the main menu and I continue again.
What should I use?
What's the best thing to use bullet wise for these guys?
Like, maybe if I can stun them somehow, but I don't have anything to stun them with.
Just normal pistol.
Like shoot them in the head or what?
I don't have 5 super duper bullets so...
Enhance?
Yeah but I don't have so many enhanced bullets, I feel like it's a waste to use them on these
guys because this is not like the hardest area.
I should probably wait until I'm in a really tough spot and use them then.
You know?
But I got...
Shats!
I got three shotgun shells that last run.
Use burner!
Sure, really?
Not a half bad idea.
I don't know.
It could.
It can't hurt.
Well, you know, I can use the burner fuel to get to chem fluid,
but I do have chem fluid already.
And there might be a loaded already in it.
Oh, it is already loaded fully.
I can just try to stun them with the chem fluid.
It's not a bad idea.
Fine.
Wait, what happened?
Oh, Daniel said it first.
Daniel, what can I say?
It's just random.
I mean it's like that when I played that game, um,
that game Dispatch, why is today this happen?
It's like when I played a game Dispatch
and I just had like 70% success rates
and then I always failed, no matter what.
It was like always, like time after time attack.
70% of being, of completing something
and I was freaking, I was freaking,
God, I miss it every time, anyways.
It was like that, you know?
You have a chance to be discovered,
but you just miss it every time.
I'm probably thinking for two or one, 30 months.
Okay, I have a bunch of redeems.
I have to teach you guys how to say a Swedish word, hey.
Is that the Swedish word when you learn saleh?
Hey, in Swedish, but with a J instead of a Y.
And I can also teach you guys
some other ways to say hi in Swedish.
Hey son, it's like a cute cute way of saying it. Hey son or
China it's like a cool way of saying it
What else what are the ways are they'd say?
Hey, you can double say it
China knows what the tip Shaba Shaba. That's even cool than China
Oh, hello, I learned it in a Gussemberg way.
Uh, Xenixen, that's even cooler.
And then you can do like a, you can, hello, it's also a way to say it.
Or you can triple up and do Shabashena, hello, which is like, mega cool.
Also with hate, nobody will like you.
Xenixen was outdated in the 80s.
So, be cool, be different.
It sounds like Hebrew, but...
Okay, well, yeah, maybe.
Ramon Salazar.
He was already 14 in the 80s. Excuse me?
Am I a vampire or something?
Ah! Jett!
Did he just one-shot me?
Bruh.
I can't believe he one-shot me.
It's kind of rude.
Oh, again!
At least I'm good at this part now.
Sorry, I'm not though.
I haven't almost completed it.
It's not even a hard part.
Burner! Don't forget! Don't forget to bring a towel!
Oh, there it is! It's a crank.
They're bringing the crank. I did bring the crank.
I don't need a burner fuel though, because I already have fuel in here.
Butlina, I think hello, I think we're two or five months.
Don't forget to bring a child!
More deems?
Oh, don't do that here.
Where's my donger at, yo?
Now you're a child.
A coworker asked me to call myself and I said,
well, wow.
That is a whole other conversation right there.
That's my doggy, he's doing great, thank you.
Shotgun shells, so sick.
did your child and forget to bring a child
why does he hold the mic like this he's very soy I don't know I feel like a
new earth nevel like souls this one is not like so how the heck did I get hit
like that
Oh my god, Shad, it's not going well for me.
I don't think it's that bad.
The burn is very good, no.
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
I feel like I can do that part way better, but they keep like murdering me.
I thought that you would get stunned when I used the burner.
Nothing happened.
Two heals for that.
Two!
Our foster puppies get put on the- oh shit.
Okay I'm gonna freakin reload.
We gotta do it better than that.
Can't believe we learned recommend of the burner.
Can't believe that.
Burner's game shit is useless.
Yeah I noticed.
No more burner.
I'm sure he's trying to use something that I might use normally.
Thank you so much and no cash for 2131 months. Thank you. It's all Lern's fault. Honestly,
it's all Lern's fault. It was like, yeah, me can't bring the burner. It's so good.
Wow, I love it so much!
Riga, you should bring the burner!
How could you?
BAM HIM!
I don't.
Hehehe.
Please don't.
Oh, yeah, I think...
That's how he sounds too.
Hehehe.
Why not?
I get all the boosts and fake game codes.
What a time to be alive.
One time, Lound!
One time!
I will never forget.
He's so mean, man.
Okay, and I think we're using the shotgun shells this time around.
Yeah.
I just scammed Lound.
Oh, there was a legit local celebrity who needs to be friends with her at home, too.
Nice!
Congrats for your puppies.
I'm gonna ammo god damn it Chad
Oh
Man
Shit in the shits!
Why don't you- Ah, my god.
That was so much better than anything else.
I still only have two shopping shells.
Oh!
Yay!
Don't forget to bring a towel.
I don't have a lockpick.
Where's the lock- Is there a lockpick I missed?
Another lockpick I missed?
Sometimes there's like hidden lockpicks.
Here, child.
Open! Open!
Yeah, you missed.
And there are lockpicks.
There are less lockpicks than chests in that house.
Oh.
That's rough.
All of the misloot.
All of the misloot.
And we can leave some stuff and some things Don't forget to bring a child
If you mix gunpowder with bullets, do you get enhanced bullets?
Yeah, you do!
You do!
You lose a lot of bullets, though.
Fun power!
Just like in real life.
You had 5 and a half bullets, but how many did you lose, man?
I had 30, so I had 30, so yeah.
But yeah, it wasn't that bad, I guess.
Mixing correctly is actually crucial for a season 7.
You get mega bullets.
I think I see him, this is my own merch, here's this, here's this miss me cap, that's me and
my dog, wicked drip, merch, a rancid drip, thank you, do you want to know how, what
inspired by so I'm a scorpion right so this like shoot let's a scorpion tail
they need to bring the DC race head and arm I think maybe it's okay we can bring
we have space. I have three heals, I have many bullets as many as I can have. So the same.
How many saves can you do to get S plus in this game? Because you can still get like this game
still has rating on you, right? I thought I already slipped while making it, but...
You say you should be very very... Oh my god you're a scorpion?
They say you should be very careful with scorpions?
Oh yeah, that's true.
You should be very careful with scorpions.
No saves in Sierra Daps?
Two saves.
Really?
Two?
Fish!
Oh!
Hello girls.
Yeah.
Oh! Hello girls.
Even Zoe Scorpions? Excuse me?
Wait, heck.
You wanna serve me?
Hello?
Zoe?
Zoe, I...
We don't have time.
Daddy's coming.
I will help you.
Now the best look at their fall without the serum.
Noinkies.
One of those is mine.
Oh, what the heck?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Is that mommy?
Is that Danny?
Oh lord, it's Jack?
Ah, shit.
Oh, what are you doing to block?
Just do what I am doing right now?
Ow!
Jesus Christ!
Wait, why didn't I buy anything with my coins? Can I even buy anything anymore?
Actually, it's safe, but it's not a safe.
I just saved. Why wouldn't I have been out of things?
Back in the house?
God for all weird as autosave though. I'm so many times I wish it was autosave this time
I do not wish it was autosave
I let him go.
You can die for me.
Now you're...
Why are you kissing me?
You're my best friend.
This is getting old, Jack.
Oh, shit, wait, this could be good. This is much easier to dodge.
I need to get the loot though.
Hurry up!
What the heck is happening?
Am I in the ocean?
If I can get to loot afterwards, I'm just wasting my time right now.
Will be possible.
Why am I shooting so far away with a Shumpton bro?
Oh!
He cling climb!
He cling climb!
Ow!
Jesus Christ.
I think better downstairs, yeah?
I think it's better downstairs, yeah?
Oh! I got one!
Whoa, can you stand still? A sec?
Oh
God damn it
Ah
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh god, he's healing up.
Oh! I didn't want to go up!
For love of god.
Oh, look at that.
Next to them.
Oh shit, what the heck? Fire? What happened?
Run to the back!
It's excellent.
Oh my god, I'm doing so many of them.
of them.
Oh shit, it's climbing again.
No!
No!
Ha ha!
Where is the other ice?
Right now, left now.
I don't even see shit anymore!
Ah!
I'm so dead.
Okay.
Well...
I think only with me seven bosses than in Soul City Players so much.
Yes.
But it's not like they're talking but it's not like annoying when they talk.
You know what I mean?
You probably smell you.
I'm not stinky.
What did we learn?
To not die.
Also, can I loot after this fight?
Do you guys know?
No one? Oh lord, thank you. Get your ass back to the house!
Oh
This is getting old Jack
I need all the loot!
I'm yolking!
I'm not so hungry, thank you.
Appreciate your consideration.
I think I made him sad by killing his wife, possibly.
I got his ass!
I got his ass!
Aye.
Are you guys gonna have an ass?
Lucky?
Whoa!
Lucky can't attack with his tail.
I mean, I do.
What makes happening? I'm getting pushed around.
They're calling my wife a bee?
He can't attack if I run around him.
Oh shit.
The only thing is I need to also hit.
Oh, I hit the wrong one.
Okay, I only have seven bullets left, then we go handgun.
I don't know if it's handgun is better, but that needs to really, really hit.
Look at his little feet!
I can't really get his eye face eye, face eye.
His most normal eye.
three bullets left
I'm gonna do it soon.
Okay, I'll do it.
AHHHHHHH!
EWWWWWWW!
I didn't think I was going to die so fast, or like I didn't think he was going to attack
though so fast.
Get his IUC.
Maybe I should do the shotgun with this I, because it's easier to- right, I can't skip.
easier to hit with the shotgun probably and maybe she used the handgun for the
other ones like the biggest eyes she used the handgun for because it's hard to hit
them with the or it's easier to hit them with the handgun harder with the
shotgun. Not a hard one. Nothing is hard with the shotgun. Yeah you know what I mean.
No
We are young
Come on, hurry, eat them here, hurry!
There's not a toy in here, right?
Like a baseball toy.
It's just in-house bullets.
Not all my in-house bullets, only a few.
I can't miss that one because I would have missed it.
Okay, that took a while.
It takes a while, huh?
Okay.
Okay, no, we run around, he's failing.
I need to kill Space though, that's a real dangerous one.
Oh, cash money gaming, thank you for the crime.
Okay, we're going up here.
I can really stun like him by just walking in the circle, huh?
Yeah, we're getting ready for a rest-neval of mine.
Hell yeah!
And he's not gonna want?
Okay.
I got a facility.
Ow!
Ow!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Ew!
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, oh.
I stopped too long.
Eww.
Where's his face?
Oh, there, on the right.
Where's Street?
Thanks.
Alright, a little more, a little more, I've got a couple of eyes left, a few eyes left.
One being the face side.
Come on, come on, come on.
Shit, I'm not going to be able to...
I have a bunch of them.
Oh shit.
Shit, I didn't have any more bullets inside of my gun.
Oh shit.
Shit, I didn't have any more bullets inside of my gun.
Oh shit.
Shit, I didn't have any more bullets inside of my gun.
I really need to grab the face one, man.
You're part of the family now.
You're not?
I'm the four bullets left, Chad!
Please, no. Please.
On the streets? Oh, thank you!
Wait, that one is broken? No, it's not.
No! No! I don't even know how to dodge that one. Barely have time to do anything.
Oh, he missed me.
Okay.
How the heck do I get his face-eye?
What the heck is that thing?
That's daddy.
He's coming up.
Oh shit.
Damn it.
I should definitely have done him.
Okay, sweet.
One left, I think.
Don't get me, please.
I prefer if he comes down.
There we go.
Okay?
That way.
Oh.
I just have salmon take it I can't do shit I can't go shit
Oh
Where is he?
Yeah, I'm friggin dead
I do it? Yeah, that's a face, so I think I did it.
I've seen everything.
Straight.
Isn't he going to fade away? I don't trust him.
Oh, Ethan, this way.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Does that help?
What?
Cure it, I don't have anything to see bar go on at this point.
I killed Marjorie!
Oh shit, oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
Yes, we're in first.
Are you speak Swedish?
Why the fuck?
Why the fuck?
It's expensive now.
Thank you, yeah.
Very thank you.
Thank you so much.
Akia? Did a solid job? Did I not? Was it bad?
Why are you saying it like that? No, it was good. Why did you do the cringe email then?
That's too shabby. I thought it was okay. I found a strat where I ran around the circle, you know?
Well, I would do a leap of wind.
I need to do the casue as well.
Why is my left hand in the game's nutshell?
Well, my wife chopped it off with the friggin...
Axe!
Or no, chainsaw.
Shoulda kicked you in the accident, yeah.
No, I gotta know that again.
He told me to use one.
Who do I choose?
Who do I choose?
Do I?
A. Cure Zoe, the person I just met for the first time now.
Who I've known for one day?
B.
My wife that I've been married to and that's been missing for three years
This is the stupidest decision
She saved you so is my wife
I mean Mia try to kill you. Yeah, cuz she's a zombie
Make it pull. All right. Can make it pull
I'm so 100%.
Of course we picked Zoe.
Our wife, she's going to pay for that one time where we disagreed on what food to make.
You know I asked her, I asked her, I was like, babe, do you want, what do you want to eat?
And she was like, I don't know, you pick.
And then I said, all right, how about we go to that nice Italian place down the
street.
And she was like, nah, I don't feel like Italian.
Okay, all right.
All right, how about we go grab some burgers and add McDonald's?
Just like, no, I don't feel like that either.
Okay, well, what do you want to eat?
Could eat anything.
I will pick Zoli because of that.
But every freaking day, every day check.
Nice Italian place to McDonald's.
Yeah, the whole range.
The whole range.
Leave them both!
How about we leave them both?
Me as a whole reason you got there, it's stupid not to save her.
What do you mean? It's my wife!
How can I... Well, me officially snapped.
I see you've met my wife!
Would be funny 50-50.
Oh, it is 50-50?
Oh lord.
Not to be honest, how many times have we done that exciting thing to Ella?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I would never.
There was tea leaves in my tea.
Let's take the cure yourself.
Save none.
You're Zoe or Mia?
They're just watching me here.
Yeah, I say let's just leave them both.
Let's leave.
Let's go.
just go Mia wait okay it was 50 50 good job guys 50 50 one more vote for Mia you guys are insane
my vote got to Zoe so it's the same Mia with my one vote
I don't even know. My vote mattered, Pog.
Oh, I missed the poll? Oh no. Extra vote, even Withery himself.
Become a through-pull. Yeah, I'm picking my wife.
I feel like that's what you're supposed to pick, right?
It doesn't make sense to pick Zoe, even though she saved us.
you know yeah it's fine it was foolish thinking yep it's Zoe go both of you
just go why are you mad it's my wife I'm sure there's someone who can help
this is my home apparently I belong here I belong here what she gasped like
that why are you surprised oh man send help don't bother there won't be
anyone left you help well shit make me feel bad about she's my wife how you
made her cry why are you so blurry I'm supposed to look at my wife
space for you both yeah but she's gonna turn into um you know Zoe she's a
bad person really this part makes no sense isn't it if you choose Zoe Mia still
like Zoe still disappears so and then you still get Mia it's not how it works
tell me aren't you telling an upset so we to calm down what did you say earlier
about not telling a woman to calm down. She's a shame.
I mean, it's definitely canon to pick her, right? Wife?
Alright.
try
I'm fucking back in here
the hell was that
What the fuck? What is that? What is that?
AHH!
She thinks Zoe's bad ending.
There's a ship on that big of a swamp.
Mommy!
This way.
I don't know, and now I'm on me.
Oh Lord, give me back my loot.
Wait, what about my loot?
Why is your hair floating like she's on Mars?
Well, you don't know the lore of the rest of the evil, I can tell.
You're actually on the moon
during the rest of the evil.
You didn't know that!
This is the moon, see?
No earth.
No moon, so that means we're on the moon.
Yeah, where the heck is Ethan, anyways?
Drowned.
Blake? Oh, I need to go down there.
On the moon!
It's the major spoiler for 4 we get.
Hello.
Water on the moon?
You didn't know there was water on the moon?
Jill's a master moon walking.
Exactly. Oh shit. Oh, that's Ethan! That's me!
Oh, okay. Oh my god, he's been...
...acquiring.
Um, wait, what the...
Okay, he's friggin' dead. Rip.
Welp.
Rip me, I guess.
Bro, that sucked up.
Yeah, I figured one player is in the late as well, but, but, and this is a big but.
I really wouldn't play with a little 5.
As well, so, I will see if I can make both happen.
I never played 5 before.
Oh man, I have a strange bottle.
What the heck?
Can I examine it?
zero zero one. You never play five so cinema in certain parts? Yeah I never played it.
Are there your players in Zero? I have played it.
What the heck?
Hammys!
What was that?
What was the reception of Resident Evil 7 when it released?
I remember it being positive.
But it's so different from the other Resident Evil games.
What about Resident Evil minus one?
That was good.
I mean it was nice to get like a different vibe after people really didn't like Resident
Evil 6.
A lot of people didn't like Resident Evil 6, not everyone obviously.
I'm saying that because I know there's going to be like, I like Resident Evil 6?
Oh yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean.
Resident 5 Remake soon?
You think so?
Number five and six, I think people are pretty happy.
Yeah.
Seven is the first one you play, it remains your favorite.
Nice.
Luta?
Ah, no Luta.
What about all my Luta chat?
Whoa.
They're all dead.
What is it?
Hidrum!
What the fuck are you talking about?
She killed them all.
Fuck.
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
Let's go this way, if we can get out of here.
At least you can choose your characters and use the six.
Really?
You get different story?
If you choose different characters, would you get the same?
That goes to show that goes to show different stories.
Oh, six was bad, but nowhere close to or see the zero or see the X.
Well, they can see the X code Veronica X.
Which one is the worst?
Resident Evil game released.
It is free from Metacritic around release or PC.
Damn.
No, I never played the code of Ruronica on Mod Learn.
So yeah, I don't have an opinion on it, but I was just reading in common.
When the multiplayer ones, Revelations was the worst?
Five and six?
Jump-Screen coming?
Surely not.
Yeah, I would say the multiplayer ones don't count.
Sorry, my eye was a G. I could have run into you, but I haven't played the reason one once.
The rest of the evil zero doesn't have any storage boxes. That's very true.
Nope. Operation Reconciling might be the one I like the least.
Is that an online one?
No single player? Oh, really?
True register, Captain, Ed Charlile, Chief Engineer, Paul Fitzgeralds, First Officer,
Giovanni Finetti, Second Officer, Clark C. Walsh, Mechanic, Dwayne Chalmers, Chalmers,
Chalm? I don't know.
Communication Technician.
James Stockman.
Position.
Cheryl Wadler.
WAAAH!
They must have been hiding.
Bruh.
She's not...
She is not my child.
Gatham.
Why? What's so funny, Chad?
Worst two main games are Resident Evil Zero and Code Veronica X easily.
Worst two spin-offs are Umbrella Corpse and Operation Raccoon City.
I really hope that 9 is going to be amazing.
I have high hopes for it.
I'm kind of glad they went back to Zombies too.
are really creepy. She's inside me. She's inside everyone. Oh Lord. Oh loud. Why? Like
it. We were three subs. Veronica is worse than six. It's so silly. Wait, so Code Veronica,
How many Code Veronica games are there? Is it one only?
One but multiple versions. Just so one, CVX is just CV but the HD
Oh, is it worse than the original?
LNG tanker Annabelle, built 1987.
Deadweight, tonnage, 71,000.
Length, 948 feet.
So many feet.
I don't know why America is measuring feet.
Why not hands or something?
He makes us better cutscenes at points.
CV remake is strongly rumored for next year and zero sometime after that.
I've surely dated five before.
Uh, I wonder if I should... Never thought you'd complain about feet.
Are you remembering?
What? What are you?
Hehehehehehe
You know...
Creepy...
Hehehehe
Hehehehe
Big-ass ship!
We'll see if we can find next year and then zero and one after that.
Memory?
But then it's a good time to play Resident Evil 5.
If they remake Resident Evil 1, I really hope it's a freaking good remake because I love that game, Resident Evil 1. It's so good.
I just rummaged, nothing confirmed.
You know I listen to a single person talking about rummage for Resident Evil games? La Mal? I mean, yeah.
But then we're speculating, I guess.
But I feel like they skipped the remake because the remake that they have right now that's on Steam is pretty damn good.
The only thing that could change is making it more modern by not having a fixed camera angle and stuff like that
Isn't it probably getting some type of release? Not confirmed I don't think
Did I?
People said see the skull in the leaker say something and they just believe it.
I mean are they a reliable leaker?
She's kind of creepy huh Chad?
Oh.
Oh lord.
What does she sound?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
They're almost always wrong.
Really?
Yeah.
I leaked Resident Evil 2 remake.
That was 10 years ago, bro.
It was talking for months about Resident Evil 9 being co-op in open world.
What?
But...
That's wild.
I speak with a terrible Jackson quite indeed.
I wanted to try something before we continue to see what- because look I have such a cute
little thing, a little bow thingy, but it looks- you can't see it up there, but it
looks weird if I put it down here.
Damn it, it didn't work.
Look how cute it is.
Bring back co-op.
No!
Remove co-op.
No more co-op.
Everything is co-op.
Like, Resident Evil games need to not be co-op for a while.
Is there anything for leg?
What's now?
What's for your hair?
Take a scrunchie.
from Chile. Is it cute from behind? I haven't seen it behind. Little legs crunchy for wedding.
What? It's not a garter. What?
What?
Rain drops keep falling on my head
Please close the door, I don't like this being here
Remote bomb
Herb
I need something to destroy this box with
Well, I could use some remote bomb, I guess.
I don't like not having any weapons.
I'm not feeling so good about this, Chad.
and his name is John Siss.
Bumper Bumper Bumper Bumper Bumper Bumper
Shit!
They're boxing in the wall.
I can't interact with it if I don't have a knife or a gun.
What the heck do I do, Chad?
Is this guy back? You guys reckon?
Shit!
Shit!
Close!
I can't go into corner anymore!
Man...
Can you spot me with your flashlight?
I can't, there's no way to turn it off in this game.
I guess we're waiting for this guy to pass so we can go over there, throw a mine at them.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Maybe I'll get a gun though.
Maybe I should save the minds for specific stuff.
I need a weapon.
Dear Janet, how's it going?
I guess half a year or so will have passed by the time you get this letter.
Life is so boring here.
Day after day, just the same old sea.
Although there is one thing different.
This time we have some passengers sailing with us, which hardly ever happens.
It's a couple with a little girl.
I think they're decent relatives of the captain.
Imagine, traveling in a tank here instead of a passenger ship, they must be hard
up.
I tried talking to the little girl earlier and her dad shot me this nasty look.
What's he so worried about?
Now that I think about it, the captain said he didn't have any relatives.
Maybe I'm overthinking this.
I miss you. Love, Jim.
Many, many.
Why no loot? Where's my loot, Chad?
Bruh!
Machine gun bullets.
Amazon River cruise kind.
Beauty in the black lagoon.
Black lagoon sounds kind of creepy, not gonna lie.
Ethan lost Luta.
Luta gone. Don't say that!
Don't say that!
Oh, okay.
Number can come here.
Oh!
It's too late for us, but at least I can let the world know what happened here.
It was on night shift yesterday.
I was on the night shift yesterday, so I was taking a nap in the bunk room around noon.
I was half asleep and I heard a kid, a little girl, laughing.
Bruh.
Or was it all in my head?
I woke up at 1930, there was some sort of ruckus in the passageway.
Drew, one of the engineers, came in and said there was something going on down below.
Maybe a riot?
He looked pale in the face.
He told me he was going down to check it out, but he never came back.
It must have been around 1950 when I heard the scream.
I went to the laundry room to check and saw Clark being eaten by some sort of blackish
monster.
The monster turned around and started coming towards me.
Huge, shark-like teeth snapping in his jaw.
I just screamed like a little girl and ran for it.
Now, it sounds so wet.
Now, I'm huddled up in the bunker room,
shaking as I write this.
There's a whole host of those creatures lurking
in the passageway now, passageway.
I can still hear the screams now and then.
There's no way I'm getting out of there now.
And that's it.
I've written everything down.
Giovanni Finetti was one of the workers that I read about
the ship. You guys reckon they will see me? I kind of want to eat an orange. Orange!
Oh, there's a 7. If we see it passing, we can continue. Oh, there it is. Didn't see
me lucky Giovanni what what what what what
What?
What?
We have gran?
Wait, but we have this, uh, sneefa?
Or is it different?
Is it different, sneefa?
What?
She's using another, oh, another sneefa.
We had the gran emote?
I think yesterday we had it.
What?
I don't eat.
You didn't know?
Maybe we can get another one.
Oh, it's temporary.
Yeah.
Well, Granny has been Granny.
Granny has been temporary, but it has happened
a bunch of streams now.
Oh, can I have some?
OK, one piece.
I need to just a cat?
Oh, yeah.
If anyone comes close to me, I'm going to blow them up.
Don't worry.
Never fear, Chad.
Make us near.
I'm here.
We've got a baby.
Look at this little baby.
I'm going to enjoy it last, because it's very tasty and sweet.
Is the baby's last?
Yeah.
Did you ever need a remote for that?
I don't know.
The heart.
Playing operation on the orange okay, we got another one
Okay, here. Oh my god. I did
Stopping a food infusion we can't book anything seven times the other day home
We do have haul.
It was magic of fruit to be people and organs.
That's weird when it's like that.
I can hear Chad eat this it's gonna look weird when it's close the camera ah oh no
Let's eat this
Italic orange mold it what does it look like that it's because of the green screen technology I use
Basically, I've had it explained like this.
So you know how if you have a color wheel, sometimes it goes from white, and then there's
colors like gradually.
So this one I use an OBS chroma key, takes from one column of colors, and then a whole
column.
So then white will also be included.
something like that? I don't know. I'm most confused by it because it's not like if I
have a white object like my nails but they're not completely white like this
it doesn't get green screen only when it gets close. You know what I mean. That's
getting a little bit green screen. Am I fingers are getting green screen? I think it's
It's like it has a little bit of color in it.
I mean, they're time for the baby in the heart.
Is anything ghost snot?
I'm not an alien.
I'm not a glorp.
All right, thanks for waiting.
Safe space.
My safe space.
My safe space.
Why did I get so many weapons and stuff?
Which I'm not getting nothing!
No nothing!
Do you guys believe that?
This day should eat butts, not any babies.
Should I have to keep looking?
I believe in a thing called love.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Well, this room I haven't really looked in.
Also, there's something there.
Eek!
I can't go back.
Wasn't there one here too?
I remember wanting to be here.
Hmm, I guess not.
Who's that?
What the heck did I do, Chad?
Okay, Rifa and I will do better research for the next one.
Feels good.
Preq posture.
Sounds like the monster is under my bed.
Ooh.
the
the
the
the
the
Is it dead?
Nothing! Nada!
Nothing!
General purpose fuse
What the heck am I supposed to use that for?
What
There's a mold I will get
I guess the elevator, maybe?
Honestly, I don't know what to do.
I don't think there's anywhere to go.
It looks like there's something there.
Okay.
She put a power?
Why did she so close to the floor?
Is she crawling?
Yeah, I'm crawling.
I hope I can go here now.
I don't know.
I guess I got to find the...
Oh, look at that.
There we go.
I made a chant to the stairs.
A bomb by the door the girl went through.
Smart.
But I don't think the bomb is exclusively for enemies.
Okay, there's two and three.
Well, there's three.
And suddenly there were three.
Okay, here more of them.
Can I go to four or two?
Yes, let's see if this is open.
I just need like a something to attack with, preferably a knife, oh my god is that her?
watch it. What? Why? You need to remember so we can be a family.
Okay. How about you tell me? Oh, the tape. Watch the tape. Right. Watch it. Watch what?
What are we watching here? So moldy. Ew. Let's watch it then. Do you guys bring
Popcorn test of the EU series or one C transport log top sequence Mia Winters
There's Kamin.
Alan!
Alan!
Oh.
She said Maldon McToasty.
So she's in on all this.
Oh.
That's what I have in my pocket.
Me?
Right.
Okay, Evie.
Where are you?
Operations Division, Director Allen Drudley and Caretaker Mia Winters.
Recent reports suggest that if Evelyn remains at her current location, she is at a high
risk of being stolen by opposing organizations.
Your orders therefore are to transfer Evelyn to our Central American branch for safekeeping
until further notice.
During transfer, be sure to adhere to the following protocols.
Act as Parential Guardian for Evelyn at all times to avoid suspicion.
Evelyn's mortals, the vitals via the geogenome codecs provided. If the mission is compromised
beyond recognition, re-reconciliation, dispose of Evelyn. Yeah I think that's the part we're
at right now. So now I have guns and stuff, I'm so gonna die. I'm filming all this?
Bloody hell.
She's close.
Wait, hold on. Maybe I can get to some loot.
Some looted loot? I guess not.
Loot!
Oh wait, is she in there?
What was that?
Supplements? How does supplement even work in this game?
So many goo.
I'll tell you what you'll see.
It depends on how much time we have I guess.
playing the DLC
it depends on how much time we have I guess
I must actually just doing self-promotion on my channel
or what I think
I need something to put in there
I feel like I looted a lot now
Okay, there's more loot.
Okay, there's something I need to pick up there.
Where's my loot?
Okay, there's something I need for these areas.
So, I've seen this guy before, oh?
You really are fond of chatting with me aren't you?
Copy Lowak is one of the most expensive coffees in the world, selling for between 100 US dollars
and 600 dollars per pound in 2010.
The specialty Vietnamese Weasel coffee, which is made by collecting coffee beans eaten
by wild civets, is sold at 3000 US dollars per kilogram.
Eternals
Now they can join up join up for tier 153 months
He's also not ethical. I feel like I've seen this guy doing the same thing in someone else's chat
With them gone mods kill him no self-promotion
motion and be trying to be slick by saying oh I play this game on my stream
all the time it's not slick it's gross
Hold on.
Similarly the process is chemically, no need to collect poop caffeine.
That's crazy expensive though.
Welcome to the bonfire, Unkindled One.
Okay, I said climb up here.
wait didn't they say climb up? climb up
what the heck? what's that? oh if your boy broke boy just say so
better not take what a prime. climb up. well now I'm in here. I didn't even know.
We have been here before though. This is an alternative entrance I guess.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
I'm inviting you to go through here.
Levator shaft.
Oh there was a door here, a whole door.
She's vomiting.
Eww that's her?
Bury.
Time to cut the cord I think.
I think. Excuse me!
What did she eat?
I'm sure nothing bad's gonna happen when I walk out of here.
Go down to the...
And I wanna go in there!
What do haaaare?
Now where'd I go?
This way.
Maybe I go up?
Climb up.
Oh shit.
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just peating.
Is this a BB gun?
Chad!
Like a million bullets!
They didn't trust me with the real gun, I guess.
Hi!
Please give me a better gun, sir.
It's terrible!
A peepee gun.
Oh, it's a peepee gun.
Oh, there's...
Oh, there she goes.
Hey!
Let me in!
One.
Nice two.
Nice two.
She wants a S2 check.
Oh my god.
Did I die?
Why did you just came at me from nowhere?
so bad Jesus cries yeah cosmetic gun now I got to loot everything again
It's my fault she got out.
Yeah, it is your fault.
But that doesn't mean I'm going to let you die.
She didn't attack you?
That's part of her improving protocol.
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't believe this is happening.
Take it.
It has her tissue samples.
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't believe this is happening.
Take it.
It has her tissue samples.
your message was not sense you find her for it fix this not them Alan where are
you where are you where
Yeah they really don't like you in this game they want you to watch all the
cutscenes even though you saw them already because they're like hey watch
this again why don't you how about you watch this so I'm really
Is it like based on another song or is it like a completely original song because it feels so familiar to me.
Oh, I gotta go around.
I can't probably just port into devs, they can't afford to develop their games.
I mean that must have been a choice to not let you skip the cutscene, right?
It's not like that just accidentally happened like, whoops, it opens.
I really thought that just blasting the guy in the face would just have it be enough bullets
to just kill him.
It was not.
I'd like to just want to show off real-time cutscenes within the Resident Evil engine.
Yeah, but like to the degree where you can't skip it if you want to is weird.
Wait, you can't go through this door, can you?
You can't find Village.
This is the first game to use this naval engine though.
You don't want to show off, but it did in a bad way.
I just enjoyed the cutscenes and thought Blazewood too.
You don't have to watch them a lot of times if you're a gamer.
If you're playing on Madhouse, you gotta...
Most people is gonna die a few times. I mean, it has a couple of autos saved, so it's pretty good.
Damn, we'll have to reset.
How's it going?
She's vomiting.
Far more in excess of her body nurse.
Oh great.
We're gonna be seeing her on Warfrog.
We've friends in this team so...
Alright, we need to find her and fast.
There's another us in your 7?
Really?
Sorry what?
You should have been at least on Option on Madhouse since you're dying a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Definitely. I think I missed that last time.
So down go see.
I have a heal.
Everything with Ethan.
They're playing, this section is with Ethan's girl.
Haha!
Let's see if that bites me in the ass.
I don't think it's gonna... unless he spawns later.
This guy I'm gonna have to kill though.
Hello, hi.
Hi.
Eeeeee!
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
Oh.
These are a couple of Mamos, I guess.
Jesus, thank you for the Prime 20 months.
Fred!
Favorite Prime!
I'm sorry.
I don't think I said thank you for that.
Jesus, thank you for the prime 20 months.
Fred! Favorite prime!
I'm sorry, I didn't- I don't think I said thank you for that.
I can go wherever I want.
Four!
Like I'm so weak?
I don't know, I'm- I'm shooting-
shooting with, like,
peace.
Peace.
Peace, you.
It's the worst.
Dream with P.
Welcome to the bonfire and kindle game.
Peace.
Oh!
Sorry, yeah.
I'm not going to have any freaking ammo, am I?
I'm not going to have any freaking ammo am I?
Jeez I don't have any ammo left.
Like I have 31 ammo that's it.
How many bullets was that?
Jesus Christ.
I'm actually going to struggle so hard in this area.
I can't fake for the prime.
I can't miss any ammo.
How do I mix the supplements?
I don't even know what I mix it with.
Do I know why she hides the ammo counter?
ammo counter. Man I don't think I can fight this guy. Oh lord. What am I gonna do?
Chad!
Oh, holy juke.
It's gonna come and bite me in the butt, huh?
There's more?
Oh, shit.
Excuse me!
God damn it.
Really?
Oh, shit.
Well, I didn't die.
Oh my god, they didn't die either?
What the heck? None of them?
What?
God damn, this section is going to suck.
Come on.
3 bullets left.
And 0 bullets left.
Welp.
Why the heck didn't my bomb skill on me?
Is that supposed to be like that?
Was that like weird bug?
I think she's on the other side of the store, but I don't have a key.
Try to mill down the lock.
You're on the bottom level, right?
So are you mad?
Check our luggage.
Wait.
That's kind of a cutie-mat.
Camp fluid.
Wait, if I mix the camp fluid and supplements, what do I get?
I don't need no more brain droid emails.
Well, you can always redeem it with the 7TV redeem.
You got psycho drugs?
I need more heals, I would say.
Especially after that fiasco.
More chem fluid.
Why can't I get bullets? I have zero bullets!
Legit!
You can use him as this.
Perosive.
Oh great, now I can get fudged while I'm opening doors.
I don't have any ammo!
Well, I could try to go back and try to get this door.
I'd be important, but I'm definitely gonna say hi to somebody.
You don't need ammo, just sheer willpower.
Wait, they don't come back?
Maybe I don't have to kill those guys then.
I just have to dodge them?
Like how am I going to dodge them in this small area, you know?
Now I actually have some weapons.
30 bullets!
I'm not going to kill even one!
I don't think.
Maybe one actually.
TP bullets, what's Banana Tiger from? It's from Witcher 3. So these guys don't respond,
so if I would have skipped them, it would have been way better. You should do a soy
stab like Ethan. Yeah. Like why is it so slow?
I'm not
That's I won earlier in the Maric order trust yourself
So a stab ever
No, I'm not mad
Hey
What did you call me?
Okay, I'll be your mommy just just come back with me right now
Okay, where are you baby? Oh, no, don't close it please
Maybe wait
Please baby, oh give me back that please
Why the fuck you lying
Yes, what about your life?
She's making more friends, Alan.
Those things are everywhere.
Friends?
I told you so.
Okay.
Yes, I told you so.
Are you okay?
You just have to...
about getting your mother back.
Well, pray for me.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
One.
Two.
But apparently these do nothing.
Oh, shit.
A chance!
Cat!
Ha!
Ah, shit, seriously?
Excuse me?
Cat, seriously, this is ridiculous!
You fudge!
Cat!
I'm dead.
He has to redo this whole part.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
do this whole part. I can't believe this.
I can't believe this, John.
I can't even kill a single one.
Are you serious?
Move!
Oh man, seriously?
Bro, I don't have bullets to even think!
And I have three dudes here?
What do they think when they give me this terrible gun that can't kill anything?
GEE WIZ!
Get crashed out.
Well it's pretty damn terrible, you gotta admit.
Everyone hates this part?
Pulski Pee!
Spangler J-14 months.
At least the game gives autosaves.
Yeah.
But like now I have to survive it again without any ammo.
Heh.
Like what am I going to do?
I need to dodge in this corridor I guess.
The whole boat section sucks to be fair.
I don't mind boat section, I just don't want to not have any bullets.
The gun is just so bad.
That's what it is.
Ow!
Attach the bombs to the walls and set them on the floor.
Oh Lord.
Ah!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ! What does the bombs even do? Tickle them? Like what? Tickle them. Tickle
I'm fine.
There's a chunky guy.
Something like that.
The bomb has been planted.
I'll get on back now because...
Yeah, I think they are not spawned now.
I tried not to use ammo.
Please tell me they're not spawned.
Put on the floor and blow them when they walk into it.
Notice how it works.
And also doesn't do anything on them. I've used it on several guys. The first guy I used it on the actually killed the rest of them
Nobody's died
Okay, so you can actually walk back and safely loot here
But what do you mean? What do you mean use this?
There we go, that's weird
How about you use this?
Okay, shove the bomb off their butts.
Damn.
At least now I have some ammo to deal with the last area.
matter if it was possible to solve all your problems, i promise you liquid on your hand
and if i am able to kill one, i am in the corner of the big room downstairs
big room downstairs
You just have to hit them.
You mean this room?
In the corner.
That's taking great.
So hidden, though.
I should loot now before I activate them again.
Oh my god, another one.
Oh my god!
Now I can kill two!
Thank you.
You can probably kill one.
One and a half.
What? Why did it shoot?
Minus one bullet.
Are you mad at me, mommy?
No, Evie. I'm not mad.
Wait. What did you call me?
I don't know.
Mommy?
I don't know.
I'm not mad at you anymore.
What?
And I want you to be my mommy.
How did she get so friggin' spoiled?
All right.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
I'll be your mommy.
Mommy?
be your mommy just just come back with me right now okay where are you baby
baby wait I don't know how to start this section did you find her yes but she
ran off she's making more friends Alan those things are everywhere but it's
turn the child into a bioweapon anyway great questions are you okay
molding Swedish is mugging that's a requested for a lesson
Cheers.
I didn't turn the bioweapon into a child.
Muggle.
No, bugger.
To send him into war zones as a child of war, people take her in an ESPC control.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Kind of horrible, but yeah, true.
I think like the area here is so small.
I could dodge here.
The chance I could dodge here.
I'm not sure if that was worth it using a bomb there.
Shit!
I can't be serious, chat.
Oh my god.
What is going on?
It's like you're shooting freaking Nerf gun.
Evelyn!
God damn it!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh lord.
Hurry!
Jesus Christ.
Nerf gun is way more advanced.
Oh man.
Really?
I don't like it when it's so loud.
Emergency!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
Roar!
I really like that sound.
Damn it.
TV upstairs.
Alan!
Alan!
Alan!
Alan, where the hell are you?
Roar!
Roar!
I don't have anything in my inventory.
Wait, there was a couple of plays I can unlock here.
And doesn't turn on lights so...
RAAA!
RAAA!
RAAA!
Infinite ammo? No!
It's cheating!
No infinite ammo!
Maybe there's more loot here, I miss?
Like under the bed?
Behind the trash can?
They like hiding loot in this game.
I don't know.
Because they hate the player.
What if his name is Steve?
Steve!
Pretty sure it's Alan.
Steve!
Well, you never know.
No!
I'm gonna run around.
Is he good?
All right, the doggie time.
God damn it, child.
It's locked.
It was like Goofy in front of my door.
It's right here.
Horsing them?
Furnace was up
Oh, he's so stupid
Oh, I thought I was super far away.
Wait, am I?
No.
I thought I was super far away.
I thought I was super far away.
Oh, I thought I was super far away. Wait, am I? No.
I felt like I fell for a long time.
Shit.
Where am I supposed to go?
I'm very confused.
Where'd it go?
Here, left? Yeah?
I found it.
I remember this loot downstairs.
He is like the alarm.
Yes, I love it. Nice.
We need to go to the bathroom, Jen.
I thought it was a microwave or a sack.
It's like puggies.
Also, where the heck is all the food?
Oh, there. Is that Alan?
Oh, Spiny, Spiny!
Hi, Alan.
Don't do that.
She trusts you. That little bitch. She never trusts me.
Oh, shit.
Evie! No, Evie! Evie!
Ellen, listen!
I didn't even call you that.
She's the one to take control! You have to fight her!
Ellen, listen!
Evelyn, stop! Stop! Right now!
Don't touch me!
Aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Alarm dead.
What about my loot? There was loot back there.
Is she guling me again?
The alarm's still going.
Why am I moaning so much?
Uh, Dark Mode, please!
Well, now she's gonna record a video?
Look at that.
That's a Logitech webcam, that's like.
Oh, this video.
You were right. I did lie to you. I shouldn't have... All I can say is that if you get this...
Stay away. Forget that you ever knew me. Have a good life.
Stay away!
I can't even go to the bathroom and live my dog in.
I'm sorry about the honks down, but I need to be a baby.
Quick bathroom break and go get my doll.
Baby is very cold also.
Big poo.
Come on.
Did she just... sorry.
Did she just moaning all the time?
Yeah, did it open the door.
I guess you're getting into the habit of pausing the game.
I just don't like pause.
It's just quiet.
Nothing's happening.
I'd rather you guys at least get a little bit of the game.
Oh, shit.
Oh my god, we're going to be together forever.
Forever I guess.
Oh shit, I was cutting, but not in real game.
It's not in the engine.
Oh my god.
Oh lord.
I think we should survive this.
It'll be Dark Souls. Come on!
Rip.
Who saved her? Evelyn?
Now do you remember?
Yes Evelyn, I remember.
Can we be a family like before?
Stretch?
No Evie.
Whoa.
Can't be a family.
We were never a family.
Why would you say that?
We were never a family.
Oh my God, he hates her life.
I don't need you anymore!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, good job, girl!
HAHAHAHA!
Good job!
Everybody needs to sleep tonight anyways.
Yeah.
I don't have any weapons still.
I still don't have a knife or anything.
Do you have some on candy?
Yeah, I agree.
I have submachine gun ammo, but I don't have a submachine gun, and also the submachine gun is minus one on the Lovia weapon.
I almost fell like I pushed my monitor, bro!
Because I've been taken.
Nick talks the structure, any subject to a series bio, what bios they'll use, only
cell of assets.
He must first be at before do displacing a sample into the Nick container.
right I can go down there or go up there I guess I can go over here
Great, more weapons for the non-existent gun.
It's a broken...
I don't have any corrosive.
I didn't read that like that, Mika. It was a normal note.
No?
Was it?
Can't need to go upstairs to the elevator.
But where is my gun or knife or anything?
Yeah, I do want to play Village this while.
Because I never played Village, Shadow of Village.
Difficulty.
Village, Village, Difficulty.
Go Talon Procy, go Talon Procy, go Talon Procy.
Village shadow village, village of shadows of village.
Resident Evil Village of shadows.
Resident Evil Village, Village of shadows.
There we go.
Those are all the words.
It's just a moaner, this one.
Ha ha ha.
Come on, I have one bomb.
Mythical gear of shadow of village.
Like a simulance.
I mean, I might as well take some, I guess.
I don't trust that.
I feel like next segment's going to begin if I do that.
Rose of Village, Shadow Village, please don't play Village of Shadows without infinite weapons,
you become clinically insane.
Fine, I don't need infinite weapons, surely?
I feel like that, well, you can surely beat it without infinite weapons.
Have you done it, Laird?
Do these things have played a lot of these?
No?
No.
Well, I'll do it again, all right.
Let's just use Simulance.
Underneath me there's stuff.
There's nothing here.
Nothing.
Nothing, Chad!
There's a bunch over here.
Goddammit.
here. God damn it. Lug wrench. Shripship map. I didn't need the freaking psychostimulants
to know this. I don't know the most obvious spots. Possible. Okay, that one I could have
I can't even break it because I don't have a weapon.
That started.
Captain's cabin.
I didn't check on that.
wait wait wait wait wait I didn't check on the video softloin where's your knife I
didn't get a knife yet
this where we are
Ethan S2. Camera 5.
He's good. He's all good up. He's a good man.
Oh lord, what the fuck? Is she inside the desk? What is happening? Is she supposed to be inside the desk?
desk? Fucking hallucinations. I don't think she's supposed to be inside the desk, surely.
Yeah, she is supposed to be there. That's weird. Taking too many drugs. All ski-bees. Oh, I
already thanked you. I guess we're gonna go down here. Girl can't have a hobby. Can't
a girl in a hobby being inside desks.
It's going to become a good man.
Well, I didn't use it very well, but...
Luis, the cable is completely fried.
We had a replacement.
We had to use it to fix something in the F3F sick bay.
I'm going down to number 2 engine room, but I can't go down there unless I get this thing
working.
The Wayne, the Rock Johnson.
I have... didn't I have one already?
Oh no, I used it for another room.
Time up, time down.
I heard somebody somewhere.
I reckon he's downstairs, the scary guy.
I should have walked when I- well at least I can go back in if I go down.
I wonder if I can climb up if I go down though.
Can we just go home?
Save space!
My save space!
Special Operation Division.
Alan, Joanie, and Caretaker Mia Winters. Oh, I read this already.
You're going to save? I think I should save now, right?
Also, can I even use the coins anymore? Like, when can I use the coins? I haven't seen a coin
dispenser for so long. Also, I forgot to use my coins with Ethan. So it's basically a coinless
run also I bought three things from the coin shop I'm playing village yeah I think so I have so many
heals.
What is going on?
That's like the correct way, what?
Saving is with cowards.
Yeah, I'm gonna save now, don't worry.
I have one more chance to buy stuff.
Okay, why don't you put them all...
Why don't you put them into the bird cages or something?
Yeah, I forgot about it, I guess.
My bad.
Yard?
She's gonna play Wrath in Shadow of Evil Rose.
We're making it more complicated, huh?
I hear big boys but I can't see them.
I unlocked it.
dining room, break room, lounge.
I just feel like I need to get a weapon.
I need to get the key to the weapon.
How many times do you call a rose in the N7IX playthrough?
Okay, but...
Okay, so who is Grace again?
I don't remember.
I guess we'll figure that one out in the N7IX.
Eight.
I ain't got anyone in those rooms.
Oh, really?
That'll be safe.
I don't even have any handgun ammo.
Also, it's like right by the chunky guy.
I can climb? Why not?
BRO!
That was an evil quad brake.
Grace?
Oh.
No, Ethan- Rose is Ethan's daughter, no?
Grace is somebody else.
Or?
I'm so confused. Say how confused I am.
Err...
a puzzle I love
That's a puzzle.
Well...
Yeah, this is how they're supposed to be.
How's that possible babies?
Possible babies.
Can't do it.
I won't give me a challenge.
I'm afraid this daughter of Alyssa Ashcroft from Resident Evil Outbreak 1.
Right.
And in Resident Evil 8 DLC, which character do you play?
play Rose. In this one you play Grace, which is a different person, but they look similar.
Don't they? Anything harder than you're going to need Chad help? Why do they look so similar?
No, every woman is the same, you get?
I'm not a huge fan of these sounds.
This is sounds.
There's no gun here, Chad.
Oh, God.
I have one bomb still.
Long equals same.
You guys just try to cancel me, aren't you?
Can you guys see where this room might be open?
The bunker room?
Well.
You can't feel it's too chunky.
Sometimes you just regret having eyes.
Today's one of those days.
Oh no.
Oh no, Jen.
Oh no.
Oh no!
16 years since the nightmare of Raccoon City, the survivors are still suffering.
Shit.
Oh, great! More ammo for non-existent guns.
What the heck am I going to do, chat?
He's right outside, isn't he?
Go on fighting throw them on the enemies
I think I'm good.
Is there a new house, Chad?
What do you think?
Well, here's a couch.
Here's a dinner table.
There's a TV over there.
I'm gonna have two bombs!
Are they gonna keep moving or are they just gonna...
kill me immediately?
That's not a TV.
If you pretend very hard it could be a TV.
You also put things in there, like a bomb, and make it a TV.
Well...
Oh my god.
I have an idea!
Please don't despawn in chief.
They despawned!
They're cheating!
I don't have any weapons now.
Oh, that's good.
I can go get a weapon, at least.
Those are the worst enemies.
Chattages everywhere.
What am I going to do?
Do you guys reckon that this will be open?
Maybe I can make a run for it to the guest room.
Because this will take me where I need to go, right?
Doors!
How do they work?
Peek-a-peek!
Captain's room, machine gun, it's in the captain's room.
Oh, great!
A terrible machine gun.
Just what we need.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Wait, what was the other redeems?
Correct your posture, that's it?
That was my swine?
Yeah.
Shadow.
Shouldn't cross them off until I have them on my head, bro.
I am not gonna remember.
And the demos.
What am I doing Jack?
What am I doing here?
I don't have anything to fight her with.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Scream makes you big.
Like that?
Oh, what the heck do I do now, chat?
This is terrible.
We'll close the door on me, at least.
Click a zoo.
Okay.
Cheers.
It's like Mowgliin being taught to scream by Baloo in Jungle Book.
So the man has to give you no bullets. I have bullets, but I just have a terrible weapon. It doesn't do anything.
It's like literally it might as well be a BB gun.
Okay, I'm gonna play something.
What is your best tip, Sarah-Jen?
One bullet. Don't die. Oh, thanks.
Ah, two bullets.
So anyways, I started blasting.
I
Only one more to the right. Hey Dennis come here
Dennis
It's gonna take too long
Oh, oh my goodness.
It's good.
for tea and sc armpits sc armpits I mean crumpets keep running and never look back
they're definitely gonna hate me
come on
Stumpets would be better.
Oh my God.
Okay I don't think this is working out, Chan.
Ah!
Literally just died.
What is she even doing?
Well this guy is camping me.
Just running for it already?
He still would have hit me.
It's a bit of goo.
I heard him, but I don't see him.
That was a better door behind you?
Maybe this time I can save the bombs from these fake guys?
Might be better.
Could be on this.
Gimme, gimme, gimme!
Gimme, gimme!
Make me wanna play this after 7 years.
Since release play it. Oh, that doesn't matter. What's how old it is? Oh coin Poggies. I
Miss that coin before
Is that seriously a breakable box I can't can they give me a knife or something? Why is it so hard?
Where is my spell mean?
Madhouse?
Oh, so if I wasn't playing Madhouse I would already have a weapon.
Just get good.
The game is nigh in the lids.
Hello Sharon.
Fun game. Fun, these are fun guys actually.
Get it?
Is there a way I can sneak in there?
The bunker room?
Because last time I just knew I was there automatically.
Handgun somewhere?
I didn't see a handgun.
Could it be that there's no handgun in this difficulty, or it doesn't show up here?
Okay, I think actually this is successfully snuck here at least.
So that's good.
Just run.
That's how I got into this mess before.
Please close the door.
That was just the scariest Resident Evil in my opinion.
You've been scarier than this game?
Close my eyes and uh...
Well, they walk around in circles.
Oh.
Okay, I did this part way better this time around.
I find this game, or I find the hardest, or the scariest one to be, um, Village for
sure.
No, this game, for sure, sorry.
It's an opposite of what I wanted to say.
Seven is scariest. The section kind of sucks.
Yeah, it always sucks when you play a different character,
which makes me a little bit scared for like Resident Evil 9,
which has to be playing two characters.
Hopefully it's not going to be like a super weak character.
I don't remember which one, but there's a body in front of it.
already open yeah I know exactly what you mean I don't think that exists in
madhouse then because I was in front of a body there was a body that was holding
a drawer I opened it and there was nothing in there so yeah I did our
players anyway, yeah, when they're released.
It's here again.
Not a behalf bad solution.
Okay, there's a few places here I haven't seen yet.
Oh yeah, I haven't seen this.
Right, there was a statue here.
Let's just go around.
I don't think I need to go around right now.
There's nothing for me at the bridge.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I keep seeing ads with you on YouTube.
Did you take a sponsored deal or are they taking your content with permission?
Is it for where ones meet?
Then I gave them up.
I gave them permission, but thank you.
Was it downstairs?
Wait, where's this one?
I've already been here.
Oh, there's a control room, though.
Yeah, I got a gun now, hoo hoo!
Ah shit, I have bad vibes about this room.
Is this where I'm- wait, this is sick bay.
Prepare to elevator.
Oh yeah, okay, I'm getting something from here.
Yeah, I got a gun, but it might as well not be a gun because it's so bad.
I see if I can kill one guy over there.
Is he dead?
Yeah, he looks dead.
Surely?
Does he have like an eyeball inside of his mouth?
I'm super excited about our level 9.
Hell yeah, also needs a strange.
Yeah, I might as well throw a bullet at the enemy, honestly.
Oh, this is really dark and scary.
should save first. No one plays I can save as a guest room. I have four heals. I should
be fine shortly the same security no because I don't have any things with me
like I don't have I need a safe box or I'm loot box but I think there's only
loot box and the other one let's go back and double-check
this shows Zoe over me yeah no it shows me yeah I mean it doesn't make sense to
choose Zoe does it
scared the shit out of myself say I can't save her it's not a loot box
you played DLC before yeah I think so yeah I'm gonna play it all of
I just did my first playthrough of this game, the scariest game I've ever played, with a bunch of family stuff, gets me really good.
Yeah, they're creepy. They made the characters good.
Oh man, this is such a red flag.
This whole area, man.
I have two bombs.
Oh, a handgun!
Two bullets in it.
Shit, what the heck is that? Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Shit, really?
Maybe he can't come here.
I like- I don't want to go out there.
He'll get the upper hand.
How many are there?
I'm gonna waste so much ammo in here.
Oh my god.
What the heck?
Is he gonna despawn?
Oh shit.
No!
No!
Come on, I don't want to die here.
No! Come on, I don't wanna die here.
Come on!
Bro, he will just won't die, he's like a freaking...
Is that what I need? Oh lord, are you serious?
AHH!
What the heck is that shit all about?
Oh my god, there's more?
No way there's more.
I don't have enough bullets for these guys!
I literally do not have enough bullets.
I can't do it!
What do they expect me to do?
What do they expect me to do?
I don't understand.
He's not dead.
I don't know why he is dead.
Jesus Christ!
Knife them to death? I used a lot of my bullets there.
Like imagine I would have shot any other monster. I wouldn't have the bullets to do this part.
I mean I have to use like what, three healing?
That's crazy.
Oh, better. I'm too bad I used my last camp.
Now I need to save. Kung Fu is the only way.
I should have thought about it. This won't be any other one.
When you're the elder lord, you got this.
I'm not sure how the skills transfer.
you got this yeah obviously yeah somehow we're gonna do it you know but
holy shit it's so badly made like okay I know it's hard core but like this gun
it's like literally shooting feathers but I know it's a man has difficulty but
yeah you know it's just crazy they gave us like because the other gun like the
If you had one handgunאפEa, at least shoot 5 times and get a kill or maybe 8 times, whatever but this is just ...
bleed blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood red blood blood turned and that's it, bro!
So we're gonna have to go down, climb up, wait which way to climb up, there we go.
So we're good against the final boss, but we ain't there, are we?
Okay, now we can save.
Oh, we do have one more chemical.
Enhanced Hanagana ammo.
I think it's more worse to do make normal Hanagana ammo because we can stun them.
Question marks?
Must have missed something?
marks I think I make normal bullets yep
for horses not a good button one we're gonna cassette tapes question marks
Chad is a question mark look I have so little bullets left like I think I maybe
Maybe we can kill one more dude.
Opening the inventory doesn't pause in the level 7?
Nope.
I guess I wanted to be spooky.
Spooky.
Very spooky.
Spooky I guess I can leave the the coins for now. I think I should take the
rest. I only have three slots though but maybe not psycho simulans.
Why are you collecting coins is that, are those important?
Yeah.
I mean, they're loot, aren't they?
Okay, up or down chat?
Sock room, recreation room.
Let's go down to the recreation room.
Not the only one.
Ravens are so soft.
They're cells
against the wall. No one else can see.
Left.
Was that I saw just there?
Hang on, that must have friggin' blessing right now.
I got social.
I got social.
I got social.
I got social.
Come in.
Shhh.
Okay, we can go now.
Hurry up. Hurry up, girl.
Oh, well, I don't know if we need that, but yay.
Knife!
Finally, holy shit, that took forever to get.
The knife!
It's not right.
I don't know if I should take Psycho Stimulans.
Hello, Bradley-era.
I think we're tier one 13 months.
Soy knife?
I can do a knife only run.
Is this like a gym or something?
Oh, yeah, it is.
I just got to go back.
Shit!
Ow!
Shit!
Ow!
Oh my god!
I'm dead!
Again!
I'm a repaired elevator.
Again, I'm going to repair the elevator.
Eels.
Uh, down first.
Good thing you saved.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
Good thing you saved. Yeah, that's a good thing
It's a good thing I saved. It should happen so fast
Yes.
I think Swedish are now ready to move to the back as well.
Let's see.
Now I'm fucking happy
He's coming over here
Now you have to be quiet
I wish I was dead countered, so it's funny
First you'll see right now there's no store box system
Yeah
It's kind of butts.
Stop swearing.
No.
Spoilers around?
Well, what spoilers on what?
I have already played this, but I don't know if everyone has.
They might not want to get spoiled and try to avoid it, you know.
Story-wise?
I don't mind discussing the story a little bit, but you know, if it's an evil, you're
a nurse.
old folks home where all the residents are evil and you must fight to survive to find a way out.
Interesting concept, huh?
Okay, I'll play that game. It's not a movie. That was a horror movie. That was called Old
people I think and it was just about old people being spooky. Kind of weird. Well, obviously
the- shit that closes the door.
Right.
Um.
It's all of two.
Yeah, the old people got like possessed or what not.
Wasn't that great?
I guess the problem is that I don't think old people are spooky.
And it was like writing a lot on that she thought that they were spooky.
They're just people.
The strong opinions.
Children are scary.
Honestly, yeah, children are more scary.
Right, the same.
we got what are we going to do now
prepare the elevator right we got everything we need to prepare the
elevator you guys think we should save before we're prepared elevator or they
could save right now I have one save left I think save after repair okay
Okay.
Now I save.
Same time.
Do do do do.
Now I can go to S2.
Oop oop.
Yay.
That's it?
I'm so sad.
What?
What's it?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
S2.
Wait, how about we enter every other floor?
I don't like it being outside the elevator.
Let me in.
We haven't been to four, have we?
Oh yeah, that's a bridge.
That's two we go.
Did you find a lot of the items to save?
It's only for my last difficulty I remember at all.
Yeah, I guess I did.
I had perfect amount.
He's not very hard to find the same item.
Oh yeah, Ethan, right.
Oh man.
Ow!
Oh no.
Wait.
Oh no.
What do you mean?
I can't take it.
He's just standing there.
Well, I can't complain.
I
Okay
How the heck do they do that what?
Literally has no legs he's jumping like jump jump like he's a friggin bunny
What is the how does that make sense?
I can't skip that Lutron script? No, it's annoying. Release the save. Yeah, but still, what the heck?
They are good at making it annoying.
Snakes have no legs, do you? Yeah, but they're built with no legs, you know?
These don't have long necks.
He's waiting.
I really want to go ahead and grab that.
I think what I did was decent.
Up till the point where that guy murdered me.
I don't know why he just stops there.
Have I opened this already?
I think I can get some loot.
Lucky they don't know how to work doors on this one.
great
somebody ran outside the door too
is he alive?
yeah?
still?
no
that was relatively fast
as far as skills go on this game
with this weapon
Oh, I don't like it! I don't like it! I don't like it!
At least I don't have anyone behind me, you know?
I don't want any girls on me, please.
Jesus Christ, it's so gross.
I guess I can just run past them probably.
Wouldn't that be good?
Look, it's number one boss, Gord.
Now she's moaning again, bro.
What happened?
Did I bother with Changa?
One coin.
Very helpful.
helpful. Hold on, I'm just gonna loot. What? I don't have any more. Man! Is it maybe possible
that in Madhouse there's not enough to kill all of them? Or to kill all of them? Did we
I wasted all those bullets though.
Yeah, I guess I did.
I need you to do something.
OK.
Ethan.
Ethan is goo'd up, bro.
Now he's a goo nerf.
Ethan?
Ethan.
Oh.
Hey, shh.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm not going to hurt you.
Wait.
Hey, life never before had if I could have helped you.
What do you mean?
i'm no killer son neither is margarite i don't know about that
or even zoe here she's pissed i mean
she did this what the hell is she and what did she do to you
she infected us with her gift very simultaneously
I found her, you know, busted out a tank and the bayou.
I don't know why their lip sync's off.
Even they changed after that.
So she infects you and then she takes control?
No.
Not exactly, sir.
Yeah, I'm pretty strong.
She just...
She forces away into your mind, your soul.
You can't fight back.
Yeah, the lip sync is really off.
No, but it looks like he's speaking English with his mouth, isn't it?
No, I must have... I must have...
Or months that I miss one, because it's not in the redeem list.
Was he accepted when I did the put on hat thing?
You speak English, you can see that on the slide.
No, you did the stretch.
I'll do an extra one.
Free my family.
Please.
We have a system in the mods.
They accept or deny the request.
Have you a day away from him?
Why?
He doesn't love you.
I can make him love you.
Don't hurt him.
Ah, it's me again.
I told you I'm not going to hurt him.
Well, please tell me that section's over.
So what?
Ha ha.
We are not my mommy.
Remember?
Well, I was so shiny you want to move.
Shiny, shiny, shiny.
Bwa!
That's true. Learn how to finish power.
Real house.
There's no time. You have to get out of here and find her.
Here. Take this.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Saving your life.
Oh my god, she's...
Aw, man!
You need to go.
I won't be able to resist for much longer.
No.
Now go and kill that little bitch.
How can I fix the lip-sync being terrible?
Well, she's a little...
Rave
Yeah, I saved me, yeah
Divorce!
But she got friggin...
Okay
Doesn't matter, she got...
What the fuck?
Deceased again... Deceased again
She just reached with Polish
Okay, Polish and Swedish is Polska
And Poland is Swedish is Polen
What else?
I don't think that's it
Hey, if somebody's Polish you say...
You're Polish.
You are Polish.
Any loot left?
Oh, where's my loot?
Nah.
Where's my loot, Chad?
I took my back bank. It's your fault. It's all your fault.
Girl, I'm pretty sure it's your fault.
What a spoiled little shitty kid.
The moldy air.
I must be an only child.
Do we start for loot really?
What do you mean?
I don't think there is loot in this section.
I'm not a new loot anyways.
So many fishies.
HELLO BOTTOM!
HELP!
HELP!
What the heck is this part?
What the heck is this part?
It's the best loot you've found IRL.
One time I found 50 bucks in the store I worked at,
but then I decided that it was a more of a keep, so I gave it to my boss.
Three me.
Taking cash from the register. Doesn't count.
Is she doing it to her homeless person?
I don't feel like I see many homeless people here in Sweden.
Oh my god, I don't even have a knife to open the boxes with.
There was a collapse in the Pat-
Pattersons mine.
Tulan and Beckford are dead and Huxley will never walk on his own again old man's that was right. They run there is too unstable
The company is not going to send us any replacements. We want us to work double shifts instead. I can't wait to get back to the old country
Yeah, there's I don't know I
I mean, I think in Sweden, if you don't have a job, you can get money from the government
as long as you keep looking for a job.
No?
26, 27, 27k homeless people.
I can't feel like I see them.
Maybe in Stockholm.
Like in the center.
Are they watching us from the helicopter?
Wow, looks so much stuff.
But, Aitlin box!
Yay!
Hopefully you've also done it for a while to see if anyone redeemed the lost money.
Yeah, yeah.
So what you did with the money was she held it, but nobody came to ask it.
I mean I was working all day.
I found it in the morning so somebody must have dropped it like when closing.
But no, I think I found it at night when I was cleaning the store or something.
You're taking me as pinks?
Yes!
Yes, pinks.
Wait, her gun's too? Oh yeah, I have a shitty machine gun.
She said she was going to keep it, or if somebody came and said they lost it, or worst case scenario,
we're going to use it to like have an after party for work.
I mean, it was just... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my government.
I could have bought Bitcoin with it and be rich now.
I wasn't even that long ago.
21 shotgun and 19 handgun. I need to think what I need.
I have so much depth. Also how many coins do I have? 17 plus 1 there, 18. 18 coins chat!
What is this?
Assault coin?
Increase your attack power?
Defense coin?
Put for mag?
Should I buy the coins?
Because the mag is not good apparently.
Eight plus seven.
the coins. Let's do it.
Don't do that. And salad told me that.
One coin. Ha ha ha.
So I have 10 coins left, should I buy the mag or the fence coin?
I can buy one of them.
I don't know if I might hit hard but there's not much ammo for it.
Yeah, I think I have... back my coins.
No, it's mine!
I'm pretty bad, I'm pretty bad in this.
I wonder if the fence coin would do much good in this difficulty.
I don't know actually.
I have four-
I have four ammo, four.
Throughout the entire game, four.
Jesus Christ, I think we're doing the fence coin.
How could I, well, maybe normal difficulty to get more ammo for it.
my gamma is a lot of damage yeah if I hit
I'm not entirely sure what I should bring now need some healing I need some
healing I need some healing or I'm surely going to die and I gotta bring
I need some healing.
Bah wow.
Uh, full star.
I think I've been crying for a few months.
I have a lot of stuff.
Same!
I'm so excited.
I just can't hide it.
Boom, boom, boom.
Shee.
Oops.
Hmm, what should I bring? What should I bring?
I'm thinking, with the camfluid, we'll make a couple...
Oh, they're so annoying. You have to scroll so much.
But the camphor will make it look more like some healing, because that's going to stack
up anyways.
We can also make some flame fuel, or flame grenade things.
I think we can make two of those.
It's going to take a whole new slot though, so that kind of sucks.
Psychosocial.
Psychosocial.
We can also make more handgun ammo but we have quite a bit.
Quite a bit a lot.
We have machine gun ammo too. How much left do I have by the way?
Story coins. Yeah these coins, true.
I need a hero.
I have one strong chem fluid so I can make some
flame rounds. Hmm just come for work
Is that a lot or a normal?
Sounds like a lot.
Not sure I need a knife.
Medium?
Nice, good job.
Wait MPM?
Is that a better standard handgun acquired on the wretched ship?
A small standard handgun. I don't think it's better than the M19, surely.
Okay, look, I have everything full.
Well, I have this with me. Wait, hold on.
Okay, they're not gonna scroll so much.
There we go. That's good, I think.
Those shadows were blocking would have been terrible, so basically one hit on blood screens.
You can block in the village or save a village. I didn't even remember that.
I can make one more healing, by the way. Some chem fluid.
And one herb.
I have I have five herbs on me what the heck is when I have five herbs
scrolling you get two tanks at one time I think they I think so yeah the sword
inventory I don't want to because right now the top parts are things I don't
use. It's easy to keep track of. Okay, I think I got it pretty good now. Let's go ahead and
bring a save space thing. What's that? I'm using the right shotgun, right? M21 or M37.
M21 is the best one.
There we go.
The same.
The two shotgun, yeah.
I can't read.
Shocking ammo?
He probably guessed who that was.
I don't think I have any shocking ammo.
Maybe I'll find something.
I don't know if I should bring the knife or not, like I can probably just shoot if I need to.
Let's just bring more ammo.
The knife is not super useful.
Crank?
I need a crank too, but we'll see I guess.
Did we need a crank?
Herb.
No crank.
Hello, Sarvis.
What's up?
How you doing?
Welcome in.
I'm actually kind of excited for the Roosting Wall 8.
I like that there's more loot to find than you can see on the map, which are looted
one none. I'm not even sure it's worth killing these guys. It's at least easier to kill with
this handgun. God damn it, I'm aiming like a potato. I'm a
potato's will not a well okay I might as well reload okay I it's already to reset
because my mind wasn't in it
potato potato chat where's it even why is it so far down
You found your course on the stuff.
And the subs is my thing too.
Well, it took a while. It did take a while.
I was actually surprised.
Maybe because of all the steroids I've used.
In game chat!
Oh, well, JTVB!
Thank you for taking the subs.
I need a hero, I'm falling for a hero, a lot of foreplay, but the fence going is working.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right.
There's three of them.
Four.
As long as I hit all the bullets.
If I reset them, did I heal?
I feel like Salad Cranes are dying.
What if I take Psycho Stimulans so I can get all the loot?
I feel like there's not going to be so much loot.
Loot areas left.
I have four.
So I have plenty.
I think Salus or they don't.
Okay, cool.
What do they do?
What did you ask?
Right.
I was asking if they heal when they reset.
I asked it before, but I don't remember the answer.
Take surprise!
Me and a member!
Okay, there's no loot here.
Oh my god, nobody saw that, please.
What the heck am I shooting, the air?
Wouldn't it be funny if it did, though?
Luta?
Where's the Luta?
Where's the loot at?
Oh, I forgot about that.
Lol.
Lol.
Not the only one.
Let the drugs go to waste.
I think I found those loot.
Bro, real?
There's too many of them chat.
Namagusa, Namagusa!
I don't know if this is worth it to be honest.
How many are there?
Jesus Christ.
Is it a bomb?
That's cute.
What a bomb.
the bomb that's cute what a bomb what the bomb
you're getting grenades in this game that's a bit of a shame though I don't feel like it's
worth killing these guys and here I am killing them
That bomba.
Alright, this is just crying sounds like Mr. Slay from South Park.
What the heck?
He's just crying.
There's probably 30 active enemies right now in the enemy table.
They have so many active.
What does that mean?
I also ran out of bullets almost completely doing that.
Jeez, I have three stacks of bullets.
Now I have one.
It's not even a full stack.
All I need to do is press that button, huh?
And there was nothing.
Herb on the ground.
I have so many Herbs shot.
At least I did it once.
I have so many Herbs too.
at least I did it once. I have so many herbs too. I have the melee. I just, I can't afford
to shoot them like that. It's just, it costs too much. Too much. It's just too much. I
wish I could shoot them all. Oh shuckin'. That's nice.
Let's just now go and open the door directly and then go run back if I need to.
The voice is the only thing to have in common with Mr. Slave.
Owning whips maybe?
Oh my god there's so many.
How am I even supposed to like juke them?
Other games have a table of spawned active enemies, but normally there's like 10s active at time
but for some reason in this game they just spawn everything at once for the entire area they're in.
So there's like 30 of them in this next area coming up, like total.
This is pretty good.
Let me in! Oh my god! That was great! Amazing!
I don't know. Yeah, I think so actually.
I don't know. Yeah, I think so, actually.
I don't even know 30, but all I need to spawn are definitely at the table right now.
Okay. I don't like the table.
Why am I going down?
It reminds me of Resident Evil 1, when you go down into the dungeon.
You know?
Then you meet the guy girl?
Guy girl?
Shit.
The guy girl, Chen.
Not but like the zombie thing.
Luke has been here.
Bad girl.
I think it's a girl, but I'm not sure.
Like in the game, there's this creature that looks like the humpback of Notre Dame.
Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Two!
I'm going home with Hunter.
Lord in heaven, chat.
How many got exploded there?
I'm going to put her in the original puppy cutter.
Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
This is good.
Come on then.
Still not dead, huh?
Finally!
I'm toast.
I'm toasted.
I'm toasted.
Their Sotank is crazy.
with the assault coin I don't really notice a difference. Let me guess five more. One
thing that I don't like about this game that much is that all the enemies look the same
and act the same. It would be cool to have more variety. I guess it's like that in
most resident evils but at least there's a lot of variety when it comes to the
types of enemies and they don't look the same. Like there's the zombie dogs then
there's the zombie people and the people have many different kinds and then
there's the zombie people with the heads that are exploded or something.
I don't like this.
Excuse me?
Oh god, this is a bad point.
Oh my, for the hell of it, though.
Oh my, for the hell of it.
You gotta be kidding me.
Oh shit.
Gotta be kidding me!
Oh shit!
What the heck?
Oh shit!
Damn it!
That was my blood vampire moe.
For the sequel?
Yeah.
Exactly.
Hello!
right there was a lot of them there
need had a lot of right it true eight had a lot of right thing I feel like they
did great with eight like it is a great step up from the game like I know it's
not everyone's favorite but it is it has a lot of right I think it's a step
in the right direction it goes back to the rest of the eights having or a
single for having a bit more action being a bit more of a like shooter but
still being having the scare points you know that's a good amount of writing just
if you count all the DLCs but they're separate from the main game you know
well this is kind of bad luck again then they spawn
it's like the DLC for Village it was interesting yeah the rose looks exactly
like grace what do you look so similar
it's a good game just not scary it's only fair
damn it so we can get them enough even stupidity was kind of scary
yeah yeah
yeah yeah I think the slay of team really a people prime 29 mom I'm playing
me cat after playing after watching you make out when I do a lot of evil
rest of evil marathon or do them in order I didn't really do mine in order
I did one in one type of order but...
Ahhhh!
Man, hello!
The door is freaking open!
Why not?
What do you mean?
Shit!
Now is definitely the time for closing the freaking door!
Oh man.
Oh look!
Oh, this is logo as well as the previous time.
Ah.
Time for closing the freaking door!
Oh man.
Oh, this is Lago as well as the previous time, huh?
He was reset this now.
Why did-
Why did-
Why did it go bad last time?
like it went so well last time. Now it went terribly. What was that? All of that.
Handgun ammo, man. I want shotgun ammo. Do over it. I don't know. I think it's... Oh
Oh no. Oh shit. Oh god. Oh lord. I have regressive hiccups. Please help me. I'm not drunk. I need
to stretch and speak with the Tower of Ritjaxen. Bloody hell. Alright then. I never know when
someone gets hiccups as much as you. Bloody hell. Well, I'm not quite sure how to feel
Not about that.
Maybe I press a button and then run away.
But I feel like they're coming way too quick.
It's like she swallowed an Earthquake.
It's gone now.
Very short and aggressive.
I'm sure we don't have red b- I don't have red b-walking in my cup.
The spoonful of peanut butter helped me all the time.
Honestly, I don't think I have peanut butter.
Peanut butter, jelly time, peanut butter, jelly time.
Ah!
God damn it!
Oh man.
Ah! God damn it! Oh man.
They've only had grenades in the silly game.
Open, open, open Sesame! Oh lord.
And then I can't open the door until they're fully open for some reason, they just won't let me go in!
Sorry, it's very frustrating.
I didn't manage to stop so fast.
I didn't control it.
Nailed it though.
What do you say about them in Sweden?
Well, there's a redeem for me teaching Swedish,
so I don't want to do it for free, you know?
You're being cleansed.
Well, freeze.
It is free, still, but.
So some people spend their channel points on it.
But I say it a lot.
I
Do do do do do do
La la la la la la la
Let's go.
Perfect.
What was that anyways?
noise?
I have full inventory.
Shotgun shells?
I think so.
Last map, I think we're prime 12 months.
I don't think it was shotgun shells.
Not a thing about it.
Here, what do I do, chat, when the other guys come?
Wait, what's neurotoxic or fire?
What should I use on them?
Fire, right?
Nerd toxin is more for bosses.
What?
Doesn't have both ammo?
Oh!
Thank you.
Do you need a nerf for big boys?
Fire for sure.
There's now just got to be like a million of them.
I don't need more plants anyways.
Run run run.
It's the only manhouse.
Is that even possible?
What the heck?
What?
Why is the one that's happening?
What is happening?
What?
I made no sense.
Oh lord, and that one.
How do I keep missing him?
So many questions.
Swordry if I aim right there.
That was terrible.
I don't know what it is about these guys but I aim terribly at them.
I'm putting some VR.
Uh, yeah I did a little bit in 2017 I think.
Let me get too good extra difficulty added.
This looks like it's just gonna be terrible.
I wish I had my psycho simulants.
Where's my drugs, Chad?
Where's my drugs?
One to five shots, if they really missed, shot six, nine, missed, it's a recall, best
break control, shots, 10, 11, very close, but recall, and the knackers, you made a reasonable
misses for expert models.
It wasn't that many shots.
I think there's something back there.
Where?
You, my friend, are very happy.
Where?
There's a backpack somewhere here, but I don't know where.
Real.
nice right now to be honest.
Or maybe not in Madhouse though.
The right?
Sorry.
You mean up the stairs?
Or the rock behind it?
Oh my God.
Hold on, chat.
We need to calm down.
Recenter.
We need to calm down.
Okay, I'm standing here in the middle.
Is it behind me or in front of me?
Over there!
He's over there!
Over there!
Straight ahead.
Straight ahead, gotcha.
Is it...
Oh, no.
In front or behind?
Or sideways?
I don't...
Front.
Both.
What do you mean both?
There was four options, or three options.
I don't like...
That's cool.
That's it?
All of them above.
Alright, cool.
That's it.
Thank you guys.
I'm glad I didn't miss that.
That's actually really good.
You passed it?
What?
What do you mean?
I didn't pass anything.
All of our six bullets?
Trust is worth it.
Enhance bullets.
I don't think there's anything else.
up chat. Just knife him? Knife what? That you mean the enemy? I didn't even bring my knife.
A great posture and put on a hat.
Bobblehead? Where?
They're trolling me mister.
This should be a backpack somewhere.
Maybe it's not here in Madhouse, you know?
I'm not sure.
I
Got a Lucas
Lucas
For short now
Thanks to you guys, it's been about a week since my head's been clear and back to normal.
And she still thinks she's got me.
You guys really need to work on fixing that.
Not only does she look like a little kid, but she's about as stupid as one, too.
Mom and Dad are still totally under...
Wait, Mom and Dad are still totally under, though.
I was wondering, is this whole family obsession something you guys programmed into her?
It's kind of fudged up.
The explosion took out our niece.
What's up, Jonas?
Bitch, Mia is still somewhere in between Evie, La La Land, and Reality.
She gets pretty violent.
So I locked her up in a cell.
I thought maybe Evelyn would get mad since Mia is her favorite now, but she doesn't seem
to care.
She actually goes and visits her sometimes.
She thinks Mia is her mommy.
Like I said, your bi-weapon is fudged up.
Evelyn's family obsession is getting out of hand.
She's making everyone kidnap more and more assholes of the streets to enter a freak
show of a family. Maybe she's getting tired of me and not coming around. There's a pain
in the ass for me because I gotta clean up the mess whenever someone new comes along.
By the way, Eva's looking sick or something. Her skin's getting all wrinkly and she's
getting grey hairs. Is that supposed to happen? It's almost like she's getting
old all of a sudden. Oh man, grandma? Oh I don't have space! But my lute! I can
me to the plant. Yay. I don't have a lock pick for this, so. Can I just shoot it up?
God, there's gonna be more loot here, huh?
This report details... Oh, oh! Chat, we've arrived! Welcome to the area of lower explanation.
I feel like Resident Evil always has this room.
There's a room in like a small area that has a lot of lore explanation, in like a short
like three or four different text elude, lore dump at the end of the game, yeah.
This report details the symptoms that appear when the bacterium that grows inside of the
E-series infects a human.
Be sure to read this document thoroughly before dealing with E-series weaponized
assets. Hereby referred to as mold. Initial infection. The mold ingests nutrients from
the subject's body to propagate itself. It slowly takes over cells within the body.
As a side effect of this, the infected subject gains remarkable regenerative abilities. During
experiments, we removed arms and legs from test subjects and found that they were
able to cope the amputated limbs in a matter of minutes.
Mid-stage infection.
Once the mold reaches the brain, the subject's thoughts become in tune with those of the E-Series
assets.
The subject starts to hear things and experience hallucinations, and soon comes the complete
control of the E-Series asset.
If this thing continues, the host will lose all sense of ego.
Complete infection.
After every cell in the body has been taken over by the mold, the subject begins to lose
their human form.
Physical mutations differ from case to case, but all results in him or her acquiring incredible
physical strength.
But all results in him or her.
Having a subject at this stage would be extremely difficult.
Bombarding.
Dosage tests.
Cell calcification.
Yes.
Ah!
I can't get to my lute.
Oh shit, but what about the lore dumps?
Can I even pick it up?
Oh no, I need to put it in there.
The neurotoxins destroy cells of any subject based on the E-Series bioweapon model.
Use only for disposal of E-Series assets.
The toxin must first be stimulated before use.
This is by placing sample of E-series cells into the neurotoxic container.
A radio?
Oh my god.
It's messed up. It just sucked out all the juice. Jesus Christ.
Welp.
I can make something.
Gunpowder or I can make flame rounds.
The only thing that fits in there is gunpowder.
Then I have the house bullets, then I actually have space in my inventory.
Woo!
Seven pages!
There's a lot of lore dumps!
Is Resident Evil 7 linked to the other Resident Evil or is it just standalone?
I think nothing is standalone.
I mean, the characters from Resident Evil...
Yeah.
Yeah, like from previous Resident Evil's, are in this game as well, or at least one character, I guess.
This project was instigated in 2000 as one of the several concepts of the company's next-bas,
next-generation experimental battlefield superiority initiative.
Working with technical assistance from HCF to develop a bio-weapon for neutralizing combatants and masts,
and with extreme direct contact.
Next pass was later folded and all its assets diverted to this project.
What makes this project markedly different from controversial weapons is the ability to turn enemy combatants into allies,
converting those hostile elements into willing servants.
Oh Lord! We got a Lordy mode now.
Since this effectively eliminates the cost of not only POW handling, but also combat itself,
it's no wonder that we had the redacted, and even redacted organization jumping at the
bid to get on board.
The project would never have existed if it was not for the discovery in redacted
of redacted.
We remarkably progress vicariant evolution fungus that we commonly term as mutamycetes.
The fabrication method for each biological bioweapon was to introduce the mutamycetes
genome to a pre-stage for human embryo and perform cultivation in a controlled environment
over a period of 38 to 40 weeks.
The resultant organisms were referred to as candidate
specimens and graded based on usability,
from the impractical and faulty series A through D
to the perfect E series.
A common appearance was selected for the bio-weapon,
that of a roughly 10-year-old girl.
to ensure ease of blending in with our urban slash refugee
populations.
The first easterest specimen named Evelyn
has proved capable of secreting the mutamycetes redacted
from her tissue at will.
It is also of note that Evelyn mutamycetes
imposes a profound control over body and mind
but introduced into a host organism.
We still have to learn about the mechanisms by which EV achieves and maintains this control,
but the working theory is that the vector is similar to the auto-inducer phenomenon used
for quorum sensing in pseudo-monaspectria.
Holy shit.
Eveline's control is exerted in a series of discrete stages, the first of which is
hallucinations.
After almost immediately after infection, the subject begins to see images of Evelyn, though
she is not in fact there.
And even hear her voice, which is inaudible to anyone else.
Auditions with infected subjects throughout the stages of infection reveal that at first,
the phantom Evelyn appears to be a normal young girl, sometimes a siren companionship
or assistance.
As time progresses, she begins making more and more extreme demands, including self mutilation
and attacks on other people.
The psychological shock this induces helps to break down the mind's natural barriers
to Evelyn's brainwashing effect.
And by the time mental control is achieved, the mutamy seed infection has progressed throughout
the body cells.
the body redacted. That was one hell of a lore dump. Are you guys ready for more? I hope
you're ready. There's only four pages. Read all the files in a single place here. I got
an achievement. All those redactions. Buckle in, Chad! Buckle in! Evelyn's functions
also include the ability to form organisms from mycelia, the fungal filaments.
The term organism is usually loosely here.
Strictly speaking, they are microorganisms formed of countless mycelia.
What's important though is that they inhibit a strong survival instinct and will defend
themselves ferociously with the slightest provocation.
Their fungal toughness and remarkable strength gives them significant battlefield potential.
The researchers have been calling these super organisms the molded, made of mold, and also
molded as in shape.
The name has a certain elegance to it.
For the treatment of accidental infections, performing redacted on samples of Evelyn's
body tissues produces a unique fungicide serum.
Administering the serum to an affected subject
will cause the mycelia to calcify.
And the subjects cells are already largely invaded.
The serum will be fatal.
So the treatment window is so small,
the serum's primary use is therefore
a disposable infected subjects rather than a cure.
In exploring the serum's potential,
we found that subjecting its to redacted
would enhance its effects to extreme potency.
Becoming a compound we now call e-necrotoxin, which
redacted in even tiny amounts.
What has been interesting to observe in Evelyn's behavior
is her obsession with the concept of family.
In experiments, we found multiple occasions
that infected subjects were compelled
to act as her mother or father,
treating her as if she was really their daughter.
Why did she settle upon family as a theme
for her mental control?
This is just a speculation.
But it could be that she instinctively
understands that a family unit is better suited
to blending into a social group than a lone girl.
On the other hand, well, a sentimental sort
might suggest that she's making up
for a perceived lack of love in her quarantined upbringing.
Apparential love.
Poof.
We did it.
Redacted.
Very interesting.
Very redacted.
I did it.
I read it pretty well too, though.
Like, there were hard words in there.
I forgot what you said.
Can you read them all again?
All right, here we go again.
I have no idea if we're going to be.
Can you read that again?
No.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
I think my scene is fun to watch the same thing so long to scroll through everything.
Let's see, I'm just going to drop these for now.
I'm going to pick up scroll to the bottom again.
I don't like this inventory system in this game.
man it's just so like clumsy and slow okay and also I can make what happens if I
mix this oh yeah burner fuel you know gunpowder I could mix some gunpowder to
get some more yeah let's do it
3 plus 8, 1020 plus 13 plus 151 plus 3 there, okay we got plenty of ammo, we got a couple
more here, I think it's under the spot, I need a spot though.
And then we can pick up the WLV here, new rounds we need.
And we can save.
Do you like this game?
Hell yeah.
Quick maps?
I didn't do any math, I just said things.
Actually no maths was done.
Sweet.
Nice, nice blue drops.
A weird thing.
Are you watching the anime?
Yeah I am watching anime.
like it I was like she's a genius huh I just said numbers out loud bro I guess
that's where I'm supposed to go I think you should bubble head from here really
Where did I shoot it from?
Like where I came from or?
Or...
I missed it from earlier.
You were crossed away.
Oh, when you were crossed away?
Is it down below then?
Make a sil-
Don't mind.
Oh wait, make a sil-
It's not that far.
What?
What?
Where is she?
What? It was not like this before. She was singing in the background.
Did you guys hear this before?
Tripping bro. Yeah
That's where it was right I
See Adam you don't hear anything. What do you mean?
Don't make me scared
I'm not sure where she's singing though, kind of odd.
No I'm also singing!
It was her!
Why are you wussing in also?
Just a ghost?
Was it a birthday Brian?
I have a birthday.
Oh, there she is.
I just heard it through the wall I guess.
Oh no, this can't be good, Shen.
I don't need a shotgun for the boss fight.
I'm too full of loot.
Surprise, more mold.
Oh lord. She's so happy Chad, that's not a good sign.
Whoa! Shit. Jesus Christ. I was not ready for that one.
only I could eat the herb right away why can't I eat it right away also she's
like breaking the floor or something we're gonna go to the herb go to where
it was a herb here it was for the bank I think I'm all on shots on things
Let's just throw this, let's get the herb instead.
Hell yeah, herb it up chat, herb it up.
Can't just throw, stop me, I can't.
I don't like losing my loot.
44 mag? Oh, I don't have any. How much was it?
It showed that as well, yeah.
Shit, I can't miss that ammo, bro.
That's it.
And I swear, these guys are kinda hard to hit, man.
But at least I got another slot now because I used some ammo.
If I used three more of this, I gave it more.
You almost missed those bullets.
Yeah, you almost, yeah, I almost always missed those.
I don't know why.
Kind of weird.
Weird phenomenon.
God damn it.
Ah, damn it.
Ah, you can't be serious.
Lord in heaven, there's so much loot.
Well, classic three-boss room loot.
If I can mix a strong chem fluid with something,
that'd be sick, actually.
Let's continue to see. Can we backtrack after we go here?
For love, God.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Damn, it's a lot of them, huh?
I can close, man.
I can eat a strong one because there was a strong one here anyways.
Ooh, full health, foggies!
No, why did I pick up the cassette tape?
Maybe I can just throw the serum.
Fort4Mag, let's throw it.
Pick up the strong chem fluid.
That's it.
It's been a very impressive place here.
Well, thanks.
Well, for 30 seconds.
Wow!
Maybe it might be right about that.
Is that a boomer?
Oh yeah, it's a boomer, alright.
Don't even have me kill it.
Maybe I can loot it.
Like maybe I can run around the corner.
Here, I can dodge it here.
I think it's a surprise.
I give you your stuff.
Ah, run!
Sorry.
It was spooky.
Oh my god are you serious? What is this shit?
I can't save my neurotoxin.
I don't even know if it's good against these guys.
Oh my god are you serious? What the heck? I didn't even get a chance to go into here
chat. They're just freaking in the doorway pretty much.
I can't do it. Oh my god. I literally can't do shit.
Please, please, please, please, please, hurry, hurry, hurry!
What the heck is going on?
Please reload faster!
There's two of them!
Seriously?
No!
Can't do shit!
Oh my god.
I guess I'm reloading for a while.
No, I only have two bullets in this.
That's Christ.
Oh, well, that was easier.
I probably wasn't supposed to stay there so long.
I stayed too long.
All my friggin' resources, bro.
This was supposed to be like an epic out-drawn fight and I just did it in the doorway.
Not quite the way I planned it.
But they were like quickly on me.
I wasn't feeling ready to go out.
I wasn't sure what was going to be there, so my bad.
He's my neurotoxic.
No!
I think what I've got to do is just go up now.
I don't think there's any more loot.
Unless there's not.
Build a door.
Oh my god, seriously?
Ah!
Stupid locusts!
You're supposed to do that, you're supposed to instead of fighting you're supposed to
run away.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I saw one more.
You're supposed to like try to run away from them and then you fall and die because they
are boomers on you.
He's a good jump scare when I was holding angles for a minute straight and kind of like...
Like just when there was an enemy or...
Don't tell Androsi to...
Yeah, when they were peeking.
Poggies.
What I have two?
What did I even loot it, honestly?
I have one too many now.
Because it wasn't the save point, or did I miss the save point?
It's auto-saved now?
Bro, it's freaking auto-saved.
Oh shit.
Grandma?
Grandma Ma?
I'm sure of it.
It's not here. It's gone. It's gone!
We're back in the house.
Ah.
Now it's a realization.
Remember?
I kind of need to go to the bathroom.
You guys mind if I go to the bathroom quick?
Well, either if you're mine or not, I'm going to have to.
Casual hallucinating.
Okay, baby. One, two, and three.
.
.
.
.
.
Probably scared of some guys, didn't ya?
I'm kind of scary, so don't feel bad.
Scared me?
I know.
I have a camera in your room.
Mia wasn't looking. We're not so like you Mika. That's just a lie.
Whoa. Hello? Anybody home?
I'm being watched. Oh you thought on Twitch you just watched the streamer?
The streamer also watches you!
What?
You're in my head, aren't you?
Loots?
I think it's time for Lootis over, Chan.
This is your fault!
Me?!
Why am I seeing this?
Because you are infected, you idiot.
Didn't you listen to that like, ten minutes of lore?
Bling bling blong.
Bling bling blong.
Bling blong.
I love Ethan, he's so dumb.
Jesus.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah, behind your back.
Kill him, mommy.
You shouldn't have done that!
It's fucking hard!
Does it want to be my daddy?
Then he can die.
Mommy's turn to kill you.
What do you mean?
Oh, shit.
Where's my loot?
Think you loot?
But what about... Wait, there's a loot here I never got.
You see, you should have saved Zoe.
Help!
What?
You're gonna be one of us.
And then maybe you'll play nicely.
I'm not playing.
No!
Get that away from me!
NO! FUCK YOUR HELL!
Oh shit.
What the heck?
Whoa.
Big.
I don't have that much ammo to waste.
Do I need to use bullets here?
Doesn't matter. Wasn't that bad?
Don't shoot. Oh god damn it.
Wasted.
It's on your head.
Bruh.
Get some.
Son of a bee.
Huh, I'm gonna take this way.
I'm gonna make a twist, I got that one.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Come here you little shit.
I'm coming for you!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
I'm trying to guard, but the friggin...
See, that's so slow.
No, you don't.
It's okay for me.
Stop, stop, stop!
I'm coming for you, little shit.
No, no, no!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Here?
GRANDMA!
What is everyone like me?
Well, probably because you're a bitch.
Oh lord.
He hurts! He hurts! He hurts! Damn you! Damn you! All the hell!
You ruined her mascara. Have I got to ruin a bit more than her mascara?
Oh lord.
Oh god.
Oh my god, Chad!
Oh my god!
I'm mad!
How much damage do I have to do on her?
Oh god, she's coming, she's going to use me.
I'm dead, I'm weak.
I'm dead, I'm dead, me!
Oh, I know I'm moving on.
Oh, that's the sound from Mercenaries 3.
I think I'm dead.
She looks like an average League of Legends player.
Wait, that was supposed to happen.
Oh, I thought it was that.
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
Ah!
Ah!
Which ammo should I be using right now?
extra or normal ammo oh my leg man it's not good oh I'm very nice nice feel
like my feeling
ah oh my god I'm just getting my ass beaten up
Bro you're ugly!
Nobody wants family with you!
Ever.
Little child.
Toxic?
Ah!
Oh, I'm back.
Okay, the gun?
Albert! It's Albert!
Alberto!
Oh, it's a big ass... Holy shit, that's a big gun.
They timed me.
Wow!
Oh!
I did it?
What? It was in that gun! Oh, it was...
Nerve toxic.
She's walking.
First time Madhouse Mad Bonus items.
Pretty sick.
Pretty fawcier.
Low recivee.
Why did you not have that gun in the beginning?
Good point.
Yeah.
Somebody asked what the...
How many Mad Houses?
One to ten?
I would say like a seven maybe?
Like hard difficulty or...
It's pretty hard, but it's not super difficult.
Oh my god.
He looks kind of soy.
I'm red-fueled.
He looks kind of soy.
Not my Chris!
He looks better as 8.
Chris, soy field?
8's Chris is so much better.
The guy has a different face every day.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
The G-glad.
Like a dream.
Did I?
Wow!
He takes us all these things.
Lucas, you'll see how long is it.
I definitely have an audio bug.
Hey, but what about her working for like umbrella or whatever?
We're not sure it's umbrella, but...
One and a half hour?
Oh, that could be perfect.
I wonder what happened to Zoe?
I think she died.
Or, I don't know.
And they lived happily ever after.
Go, tell and roadie, go tell and roadie, go tell and roadie, go tell and roadie, everybody's dead.
The song is pretty good.
Let's raise the dock.
Can I have some spaghetti?
Let me get us to remember she played the games.
I should replace them, we can enjoy it like it's her time.
You mean I don't remember details?
I mean I also don't want to spoil it for people who haven't seen it before.
course I'm not gonna say like spoil the story unless I the game already taught me
so I don't want to risk like yeah I don't want to destroy the experience where
people watch either but yeah there's definitely a lot of things that forget
once again I really enjoyed watching a play through this game it's a great
watch yeah it's a good one it's a good one do you remember about grandma
yeah sorry to forget that part I watched so many people play 8 and 9 but I
haven't played myself well I finished my gf strong because she got stuck on the
ship bro the ship yeah I was thinking we could do a DLC right now the let's
Check what DLCs there are.
Like one of the shorter ones?
I just wanted a family!
I'm going to show that 7 has 8 and the 8 has 9.
Oops.
Sorry.
Oh, this is a good...
So am I fighting like Ramadil, the importer?
Do you see? You must play one of those.
Okay.
So you're a bit loud.
Bro, I got so like...
It's alive in my throat when I...
It's gonna...
Ha ha ha!
Skip movie?
movie? It doesn't skip anything else, right? It's just...
Who the heck is that? Androdi, yeah.
I don't remember working on the first one on this game, but I think it's the best Resident Evil in terms of horror.
Yeah, skip.
Capcom. Wait, this is the text behind it. What is that text? Also, why is it still going,
When do I skip that?
I wonder what text that is.
Hello, no phone with this?
Then I didn't get a C. Of course, my rating, there's no rating.
Restarts, is that DEFs? They're just saying restart to make it sound nicer.
I almost got all NT coins. I got all files.
I missed two, Mr. Everywhere. Damn, two.
Hey there exclamation mark dot dot grateful all this country. Japan, I wonder how gaming society would be without Japanese culture and state of mind.
That's an interesting idea.
Alright, so there's this.
Which one is not super long?
Food.
What is this?
Extra Gamejack's 50th birthday.
And of Zoe.
That one is long though, right?
I can't do a long one.
Not a hero?
That one is long too, right?
The autos are super short and the Zoe is fun, you punch zombies, right but I think it's
long.
So here is one to two hours I'm going to google.
The DLCs are shortish and the Zoe is 3 to 4.
Okay but this is Chris's one right?
What about band footage?
No, that's just a picture, like...
We start today, we finish tomorrow.
No, no, tomorrow I'm playing Neo.
Did this one have a better escape from Granny?
This one?
Ban footage, Zoe.
Basically, Ban footage is good.
And so this one is about two hours also.
Which one is the shortest one? Or not a hero?
Not a hero really finishes a story.
Right.
Band footage are basically mini games.
Oh.
I also did not a hero then.
I guess we did it way too professional.
For those who are ready to punch something, I guess we should do normal so we can finish
it.
And for the small deal scene, four short parts.
Oh.
What is Jack's birthday?
Is that like just a funny game?
Punching company.
I don't think I don't play MMOs that much, it's rare.
I can't help it, man.
Oh, is that Lucas?
I've got work to do.
Is it with my work phone link?
Am I working my phone like that?
Yeah.
That can barely see bad, you'll see.
Really?
Is that on M.O.?
Oh shit, I forgot what it is.
Chris, did we lose him?
No, no.
Is it a soul find?
He's alive and well considering.
And Lucas Baker? Right now, he's our only link to the connections.
The connections?
He's next to my list.
This part's kinda loud.
There's another RPG.
Yeah, if it's an RPG, there's a big chance I'll play it.
I keep mixing games together.
It sounds like Crimson Desert, I would say.
No.
The other one.
Shit, the MMO.
Oh, that's like, um...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm a model.
Black desert.
Alright, I'm in the mine.
I'm in the mine.
What?
We didn't get much from the first unit before we lost contact.
But apparently Lucas turned the mine into his own personal hideout.
How many men did we lose?
Many men.
Their last transmission was near a lab that should be just ahead.
I'm going to need you to check it out.
got it
i have a oh nice i have a bunch of weapons and stuff
noice
bro
punch whoa
Bro, he has the packs of mean punch.
Holy shit, he just punches the head open.
What? But why is- why aren't I- oh, it needs to be like- oh my god, can he stop p- like-
Okay, is that punch? But then it does only work sometimes. Jesus Christ. I wasted so
much ammo. I forgot. No, I- I clicked the same button, this- this is the same button
this shooting. That'd be staggered. I didn't know that it would be staggered. It's ok though,
we're only playing on normal. What's up here?
There's a prompt yeah, I thought it was any time I could I could like I could punch whenever
I was just gonna use it as much as possible, you know.
Oh shit.
You guys good?
I'm getting you out of here.
Leave me.
It's too late.
We're both walking out of here.
I've got news for you.
What?
That's not gonna happen.
Oh shit.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
It's Lucas!
Now you should try and take that off all you want.
But I'd advise against.
My head might slip and-
Oh shit.
Now here's a good place to have the audio vibe.
The same job for your little soldier planes too.
Audio's.
Moonchuchos.
Moonchuchos.
Oh, San Antonio, they work thousands of bits.
I must admit, I really enjoy listening to your screams while working and then your singing just hits different...
Thank you.
The mask will switch automatically to rebreather mode.
Keep an eye on your oxygen tank to be safe.
Okay.
Thank you so much, I didn't win!
You're oxygen tank is at 50%.
Ah, there we go.
Okay.
Umbrella's goals?
For many of you, this is your first mission with us.
So we wanted to make it clear to the umbrella, what the umbrella is all about.
Though many of our staff hail from the infamous pharmaceutical giant umbrella, our purposes
to make amends for the atrocities are perpetrated under the umbrella name.
That's why we reincorporated it as a PMC in 2007.
We will put a stop to not only anyone who is engineering or selling bioweapons, but
those who support those efforts as well.
We made a mess, and now we are here to clean it up.
But by keeping Umbrella's name, we show that we take
responsibility for that mess.
And we want you to remember that you carry this
responsibility with you every mission.
OK, so Chris works for Umbrella, yeah?
I love how to pronounce Megamycete.
I think I say it right.
Is it funny how he says it?
I was going to make it scared in any game, but I would watch this from the beginning to make sure she didn't scream.
Yeah, sure.
Extract Lucas Baker.
Molded, Alpha variant, others. Antipersonal traps, non-lethal and non.
With too lack of intelligence and the number of unknown factors involved,
Chris Redfield or the BSAA will act as a bioweapon specialist on missions.
Recent intel has confirmed that Lucas Baker is pulled up in the minds near the Baker States.
A suspected associate of criminal organization, the Connections, role unconfirmed.
Post vital intel regarding said organization.
A criminal organization producing bioweapons for sale on the international black market.
Limited intel on size, market share and members.
They are the prime suspects implicated in the production and distribution of the E-Series
bio-weapon.
E-Series model, Evelyn, is percent an active at the Baker state.
Lucas Baker seems to be monitoring her and reporting on her activities.
Damn, he was spying on her all along.
Oh shit.
Stinky in here.
Chad, who did it?
Chad, who did it?
It's stinky in here.
Chad, who did it?
Oh, is this a shotgun?
That's crazy.
It's Kenny.
Mia got 19.
Thanks girl.
Oh, I'm in a box.
Ah, better.
Jimbo?
Fami, look at this long-sourced down.
as a PMC.
About all that's left now is to leave.
Let's just focus on the mission,
and maybe we can continue this conversation
when you get back, OK?
Sure, whatever.
Whatever.
She's just repeating what we read.
So Yuma, what do you mean?
Huh?
Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da
Ooh, antique coin.
Oh, I can buy stuff?
Hm.
What ever.
Oh, I even need to have these as well.
What does it say?
Thor hammer sight B.
Sight for Thor's hammer.
What does it say?
Thor's hammer.
Oh.
Should we try it?
I hope it's not a worse.
I think I like it more.
I'm yodeling here.
In case we didn't read I guess.
I'm running the game just keep repeating the lore.
Oh yeah, I guess you're right.
I can save for free, that's crazy.
Mjolnir!
Oh, let's cross this.
Oh, we can't.
Wait, hold on.
Crazy to be able to save for free.
what's over here hello archer well we can buy steroids or stabilizer this is
Chris you'll see yes
Regrets, huh, that's unfortunate
Very unfortunate indeed
Watch hours? Explanation mark points, but it's not accurate. It's usually not accurate.
Oh, shit.
Redfield.
Don't worry.
I'm going to find a key to this thing and get you out of there.
This guy is having a time of his life.
He's had the time of his life.
He's never found his way before.
Oh, I would hate being in this elevator.
Would you guys- aw man he doesn't even have any doors- aw man- oh no I would hate it, I would be anxious. I would be so anxious.
Yeah I did, I did cybernome.
I'd be cool with it, bruh.
What are you?
Some kind of monster?
You good friend.
I'm very happy.
already for time flies oh shit oh shit I forgot I can punch
Eee!
I tried to punish for you.
Sick!
Is he alive still?
Oh my god he is!
Stop!
No way, that's so cool.
I even miss.
Sick.
Not sure we got company chat.
Oh, shit, blew him away, Chad.
I don't have much ammo, by the way.
Okay, I got him.
I don't have so much ammo.
Oh, there we go.
I am not mad, but I am disappointed.
Thank you, demon, I'll call for the prime. 37 months!
I think they meant for me to run around and try to kill them while I'm running around.
I'm more of a stay put kinda person, don't make it worse.
You know what I mean?
Stay put, don't make it worse.
But I have a crank, or no I don't have a crank, but I have a...
Oh and now I also need a crank? Is that it?
Don't fell and throw me
Don't fell and throw me
Everybody
Where did I go for the the crank? Where's the crank? Oh there. I found a chan. This is
Chris our master chief asking the right questions
oh no that's a big big and
he's a boomer
Oh, he's a big one!
Oh my god, he's mega.
Oh, now they're coming!
I think this guy I stayed from meltfights.
Wait, where'd I go now?
Oh, shit, run!
He's running, Jack! He's very disturbing!
Oh, Lord!
He's so mega!
Aw, shit, he's too close to me.
Truly, I can do it fast.
What do you mean?!
Oh, where'd I go then?
What was the keys for?
There's no following me right now.
Actually, me again, my seat.
Turn right.
I don't think he hears me right now.
Safe.
Safe, safe.
I'm still off the key to unlock the guy.
Yeah.
I got panic.
Oh.
Panic.
It was big and stinky.
Oh, she's got a phone.
Surely.
He's so kind of stuck up there.
Oh man.
He doesn't learn the thing.
Oh shit!
It's like a spencer.
Take it now!
Take it now!
Oh, take it!
One, zero!
What the heck are you doing?
Free filter.
Bring them back.
I think we're at 214.
My grade filter.
So what?
They gave me a low grade filter?
Like, what the heck?
You gave me a low grade filter? Like what the heck?
Why would they do that?
Why would they give me that bad war filter?
Yeah, I got my seat.
First on a budget. This is actually umbrella I'm working for.
I can't wait to get my hand.
Can't wait to get my hand on you.
Just remember we need him alive, Chris.
Yeah.
What?
Why?
Is that such a cool door?
Wow, it's like a vault door.
Because I'm a wanderer.
Yeah, I'm a wanderer.
I roam around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around, around.
It's gonna be another door then I guess.
Okay, where am I supposed to go now?
Oh, here. Green room.
Doctor, your pick.
Welcome to the bonfire in King of Prime.
How's it go?
Something's almost completed.
Wowie.
I have a high grade filter.
Is the lock dead then?
Is that mines?
You're gonna have to test it.
No, this is on standard because I had a...
Shit.
Eugh!
looks different what the heck target unaffected what oh shit what I do I don't
like it
what I do then he's standing in the way a little bit okay there we go
I played the main game on Madhouse, but the conditions inside I figured is better to do
it in this.
Maybe it's affected by melee hits?
I'm just going to do as far as I can I think.
Oh Lord.
I don't like it.
In the structable chat.
In the structable.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Oh.
I think there's loot over there.
Night vision.
Oh, okay.
Why didn't they give me stuff?
The DLC is just like a bonus mission.
Well, there's a lot of DLCs for this game,
and they're all like, at different contents.
What was that?
Those ramrods should allow you to take down the new white barbarians.
Oh, good.
With what?
Aha.
Empty region ammo ramrod.
Wow, okay, that's really cool.
Ramrods.
Night vision!
Hey y'all.
Night vision device.
Okay.
But I only have one bullet. What do you mean one there?
You should save it as much as I can
That's it. That's all I get. All right now I can go to the right
Green
I guess I go in the hole, but this is creepy.
I think I should just kick her bunch of them down, but I can only kick her bunch of their
saggers.
What the heck am I supposed to do with that?
I don't think I know
Oh, oh up down up right easy-deasy
I'll leave it. Yeah, we can only punch two ton boulders
I didn't think you would get this far so they have to do wasted weapons to give you everything in the beginning
Go tell Aunt Micah. Go tell Aunt Micah everybody is dead.
Ah! Ah! Ah! I don't like it.
Eugh! I'm a bunch of dead. Oh, I can parry that.
Hyaa! Eugh! Ah! Help!
Well, I'm not that good at parrying.
I literally don't have so much ammo.
Ah!
My face!
What the heck?
What the?
Oh shit.
Okay.
I should have gone in.
Can't even make it to 100 beatings.
Three ammo left.
Three!
First moment of games with tiny ones that jump at you.
You don't have to tell me twice.
Definitely don't.
AHHHHH WHAT THE FU-
This is going badly.
Oh!
Shit!
This is going badly.
Oh shit!
It's the right way.
I should have brought him to the top.
What should I do about this?
Should I shoot it?
Why sneak?
No, the goal's already... oh no wait, what?
The goal wasn't done before?
Okay.
Oh, I'm confused.
Seems like...
Oh, okay, now it's done.
Yay, that's it! Thank you for completing the sub goal.
Oh my god, I can't talk anymore. I got too spooked by those.
Monsters!
Was that before?
Oh, now it's going up! It's just low.
Hey, think we're crime-crisping money.
She's a bit tired. The sub goal is working hard every day, man.
Can we get out of this place?
Shit.
Does this work?
Ah!
What the?
Oh my god.
I'm going to redo all that.
Sheeeeeee.
No, I don't.
I'm going to redo it.
I don't got to redo it all the same is weird not used to it
so how do I deal with those guys everybody shouldn't go over there
Did you go down here?
Jesus Christ, isn't this where I came from?
I'm so confused.
I don't have the what it takes to kill that one I don't have anything here
Here's me. Sorry.
That's good. Thank you.
Shit.
What the heck? Oh my god.
Chat, I don't like this.
Chat!
Oh my god, what are you talking about, baby?
What the heck is going on?
Seriously, what am I supposed to do?
This is not a very well-guided area.
What am I supposed to do then?
Chad!
What? Now it's open? Why?
I use all my ammo and everything.
And the game's just like, haha, I'm just kidding. Now we can go. Hey hey.
Okay, I don't freaking know what's in there.
Oh, there's an exploding barrel.
Stop, please.
Please stop existing.
What do I even do otherwise?
I'm just tanking it.
Ah!
Ah!
Shit!
I looked away for a millisecond, bro!
We're not going to go!
Oh man.
Okay, so that does open.
Oh man.
Okay, so that does open. Please let me out. Let me out!
Okay
I'll have a lock big but
Not entirely sure what they're for. No. Not for that. Most are actually my mother.
Oh. Wow. And she seems nice. How can we help?
Kill them please. My dad's Mr. Resident Evil.
Mr. Evil then, huh? That's...
Kind of wild. I'm not gonna lie.
go down roadies antique coin maybe we can leave it although there was what could
I buy here right up here I think how much does it cost three and five we have
four so we can buy steroids that could be worth it right
Gloria Las Plagas!
Sarah's always worth it.
Did I just say go all?
I said all!
I got them.
Accidentally.
As a coin suit, you can unlock these items according to coins in.
What do you mean the coins in the inventory?
Now I'll get more maximum health when I use that, but I will use it when I'm low health
because it heals me also.
The coins in here are different stats points, the coins give you different, like this one
gives you faster reload if you have it in your inventory and stuff, but I'm not using
the bonus items. Now I have night vision so now I gotta go here. Yeah, they're like DLC
or you can unlock them by playing I believe. Now I know we're not to step.
Oh
Go tell him to say row D
Oh here for the lockpick
What did it gift me?
I'm not entirely sure I alluded to- oh I'm the region ammo I think.
That's kind of sick actually.
For those naked dudes?
I thought it was number three only game that had those coins.
Oh.
No.
I guess I'm on, huh?
Beep.
We're very green right now.
Never mind.
Push.
Damn, he's strong.
Holy shit.
I mean he's not a me problem it's a him problem but it's a problem for him
I'm...
Wait, balloons?
Oh, I gotta break these so long for different things.
I'm low, running low on bullets though.
I wish I could get some more.
Oh I get it, I gotta push them all the sides
so I can unlock the biggest one.
Welcome back!
Hello?
Okay I have night vision, but why?
I'm not gonna use it.
I'm going backwards, then I jump back out, sleep tight.
Is it overtime yet?
No, it's seven hours, bro.
One hour, two littles, overtime.
I'm not so good at math, okay?
Now let's do it!
Oh, it's a big balloon.
Mega balloons.
Mega balloons.
That looks creepy.
I don't have a key.
This one's got a special key.
Clown here.
This is after the store finishes of Resident Evil 7 or is this during Resident Evil 7?
No, it's going to be after.
I don't remember this in Biohazard.
This is a DLC.
I only have four bullets.
Well, I have several bullets.
Knife it is
Can't look a bullet on with knife this crazy that's crazy, bro
Well, they're so creepy
I don't want to shoot them if I don't have to, because I only have two bullets for them.
And as always, months after... oh really?
I can parry?
I can parry!
It's Chris!
I had no idea.
That's cool.
Clown key.
Okay, I'm cautioned.
I'm cautioned.
Okay, I can parry.
I can parry.
I can parry.
I can parry.
I can parry.
I can parry.
I can parry.
I can parry.
Okay, I'm cautioned. Maybe I should use my steroids. Let's do it
Well, I feel like he should know better than to just inject himself around
steroids to some like around
Where's that just me?
Oh my god
Can you carry bullets probably he's Chris so
Oh my god.
Damn right.
I'm going to do this first try and Chad.
Watch me.
Hello? You good, bro? No one think what I heard of you?
I don't think you can.
Oh, shit.
What happened?
Oh my god I'm dangerous.
Okay well I took the bait I guess.
I'm gonna do this first try.
Failed immediately.
Brett.
I think this look at the sky is kind of insane.
I'm coming. I'm coming to you right now. I'm coming now.
Skip him?
Skip B.
Like, why would he do that?
Skip him?
So mean.
Ooh, anti-region.
Yay.
How are you doing, friend?
He looks dead, though, doesn't he?
Hey.
That might on, think that it's fine.
Oh, he's still alive.
That also gonna leave you.
Oh, he's gonna die.
I'm not sure what's worse, him or those things.
True, my friend.
Let's go.
We gotta get out of here.
Towards the sunset.
Sunset.
Over here.
We can get out.
I'll be there.
Oh, he has a necklace.
Oh, fuck.
You gotta be kidding me.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Get the thing off of me!
Stop!
Nice necklace.
I don't know about you, Christopher.
I'm getting real tired.
Christophers?
That's right.
I can't tell what you did because of you.
This ends, and it ends now.
I don't think so.
It's about to be four 10 soldiers.
You're once mailed, and you are going to die.
I mean, yes.
That's not good.
Ah!
Fireman!
Ah, shit. Oh my god.
I almost stood up right on it.
I should have a special ammo!
Oh my god.
Wait, what's that?
I should have a special ammo chat.
I'm that guy.
You guys, hi guys.
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot.
Hi guys, how are you?
Are you also at the red shutter door?
I'm entirely short, Chad.
Oh, baby.
It could be, yeah.
Oh, I think I know where it was. I remember seeing the Tumblr in the back.
Oh
Shit a regenerator
I'm scared.
Oh
Oh
No
But an awfully long timer, what am I saying?
Hold on, I just need to get my loot!
Make it funny, bunny!
Booms?
Make it funny, booms!
Bunny?
Oh.
Ah!
Good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
How many shots?
What the heck do I do?
Oh wait, maybe I can do normal bullets with him now?
Because I deactivated his regenerator.
Seems our way.
Ow.
I
You
Hi
Wait, I'm trying to shoot a grenade. Jesus.
Come on, die, please.
Oh, he's not dead yet.
Where's the little guy?
Where's the world's dudes, man?
I actually don't know if I'm doing it right or not.
Am I doing it right?
Jesus Christ!
That thing is happening down here man.
She just likes that.
Ow.
Ow.
Okay.
Now find that nitrogen.
OK.
Gotta go.
Find the nitrogen for the bottom there.
Hurry, Chris.
My whole hand?
No.
Isn't that going to burn up my hand?
I'm going to have some good luck.
Take it off before it thaws and restarts.
Or throw it.
Shoot!
That would've killed me.
Boa?
I'm fine.
I'm terrible.
Chris, we're showing a room located behind the Shield Machine.
Lucas.
It's possible.
See if you can get in there to check it out.
Got it.
I gotta go back here.
No, I mean, imagine if Ethan could have been the smart, such a weak bomb?
Well, why, it's only for one person.
How strong do you need to be, you know?
You know?
That was the end.
Well, I finished the main game.
Wasn't there one more room, I remember?
Wow, that is a DLC.
Um, is this going to crush me?
He's probably saving stuff, huh?
Here's my coins.
I think I need five coins for, I also missed a coin.
I need five coins, bro.
Great.
We're free.
Great, Lucas, good money for all this.
Looks like hundreds of thousands
of worth of equipment.
Well, he's working with a company, I guess.
He's working...
He has some guys backing him.
Incendiary grenade, nearest un-grenade.
I didn't even realize I had those.
I think I can use them now.
He has been supplied by evil company.
And it's called the...
The somethings.
I'm so much healing. It's crazy. The contracts or something, the contacts.
How did you put it on night mode?
Oh lord.
Hey, am I shooting?
What am I shooting with?
I don't think I'm shooting with a newer talking one.
Oh there we go, now I should be in there, awesome.
Okay, I wasn't good.
No, I punched! I wanted to punch!
Ah, what the heck!
Punch would have killed him though.
Okay, seriously, you gotta die now, bro.
It's not funny anymore.
Maybe you're good. Maybe you got lucky.
What are you saying?
Ah, what the shit!
That way.
Oh, I have two more ammo, so...
I'm gonna miss a little bit.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Bro, switch ammo!
I pressed G so many times, oh my god.
I have a bunch of grenades.
Oh my god, please, please.
Chris, move!
Chris! Chris! Chris!
Do something! Do something, Chris!
This room is too small.
They're keeping it live?
Oh, I'm using my new round.
I'm gonna need those on my next.
You're still in my bed!
Oh yeah, this one guys.
I don't think that was all my ammo again.
Well, I'm just gonna have to, I know, burn them all.
Hey but Chris is doing nothing!
No, Lucas have mercy!
I have four incendiary grenades at all.
What the heck am I going to do about this?
I'm also stuck, me, I get stuck in here, and me, I can't do shit.
Like the area is so small, you don't have like a chance to get out of the way.
Oh wait, I need to check for loot.
Oh well, of course there was no loot.
Oh man, I should've just run up, I should've just run up.
Lessons learned.
I can use a knife!
That would have ammo, yay!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh my god, these guys are still in the way.
Okay, there we go.
I don't know how you can say nothing in a sentence where you just can't...
...until they'll find you likely dying.
No more! Thank God!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
I wish I could stay and watch them burn to death.
But I can't.
I have an helper in me.
Man!
Which one is it then?
Come on!
Yes, do it!
Six!
This is the slowest countdown ever.
Oh my god.
Go in!
This DLC is kind of stressful, huh?
Incredibly long second.
It really are.
Honey, I think we're doing 3 months.
I
Did Chris are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm mostly damaged intercepting email Lucas just sent out
Listen to this
Umbrella and redfield have been taken care of
Dealing with them cost me some time cost them a lot more
But I can still get that data to you, but we're quits after that. We think I'm dead
This might be our chance who do you send it to we're still decrypting that just get Lucas
I thought I'm dead, it's going to learn something, wait which way should I go, okay good, I went
the wrong way, was the chest in front, yeah but I don't have any lock picks, I think I
need a lockpick for this I think I know where I locked the lockpick where I lost
where I didn't pick up the lockpick there was one clown room I never I didn't go
into it but like I forgot I was kind of stressed with the timer and everything
that was happening
We've lost them.
Yeah, I'm kind of used to it now though.
W.M. Ula W.M. Sursur 1 W.M. Sursur 2
Very, um, just like, good with naming.
Are you dead?
WHAAAA!
Made this game.
Oh my god.
What about the next one we'll be named?
Wait, did I ask?
June 11th, 2017.
I'm sick of this guy, Lucas.
They just gave him my job as lead researcher.
Who do they think I am?
Why do I, a Stanford graduate with a master's in microbiology, have to work under this
lunatic?
All he does is mess around with these test subjects, making them all fight each other
and doing unnecessary autopthesies.
He's sick!
He knows nothing about the E-Series mutamyc potential.
I'm going to report his behavior the next meeting with HQ.
He's gonna die and that's what he's gonna do.
If he goes against Lufus like that.
Thanks for made
Doing a lot of loot
Not a little my ears
Can't be it can't have been that loud. I have like a limiter on my audio
It doesn't really become much like I'm just oh there you are
Maybe I'm talking low so like when I if I scream it's
Scream has the power to kill him.
What the hell?
I'm here Lucas.
Come back!
What about that room with all the guys?
Oh shit!
Wait do I have to chase?
What about the room with all the guys?
The music is very intense.
I hope I'm not messing up by going down here again.
No!
I'm sure the wrong guy.
Oopsie.
Is that supposed to be Mia?
Yeah, I guess so.
Nice place, this.
Is this where Mia was located?
I think so.
Look at that.
Poor girl.
Wait, here's a text.
E-SERISER1 LOG, July 20, 2016.
Health.
Good.
And to say, good.
Unimide secretion?
Normal.
Other.
Non-no.
N.A.
Not much change.
She just plays with dolls all day.
Two guys molded today health coughing exhausted mental states slightly stressed
And mutimized secretion more than usual other non-applicable that's what it stands for right
After playing ball with bad she started complaining about being tired turned one guy into fat molded
health bad mental states stress mutamycid secretion high other sudden aging
she's aging all of a sudden losing weight hair falling out the works the more
she screams the more she vomits basements heavily contaminated no apparent
cause for the aging gonna ask for further instructions
health weak but stable mental state delusional delusional and coherent
I'm going to go chase after Lucas. It's got a little bit of a head start.
I like that they give some story lore like this right give some story things
got out a little out of hand but I take care of it I'm sending the data now
shouldn't be long after this goes through I'm out of here
Buy it for e-data go one set up for the transmission
I don't see you don't see free DLC anymore I don't know this one is free I don't think so
killed off all the connections researchers they were poking around where they weren't supposed to
when I wasn't looking and I knew exactly what they were up to probably didn't like having to report
to me so I threw them in a cage with them molded they shit their pants and beg to for their lives
and I'm and I'm just worried I won't be able to hold back from laughing when I make the report
that they met with an unfortunate accident probably a good time to now to cut loose with
the connector connections I'm the only one who can really make good use of
Evelyn's mold he fought himself why did I put him in charge anyways it was it
is not just free but he said release it for my game oh I know where I am I
Oh, in full circle.
Because they're stupid.
Yeah.
Right.
Can I destroy that?
I guess I have to.
I just shoot a friggin newer toxin.
Oh.
Why is that kinda cute?
The voice is so cute!
I knew you'd still be laughing.
This'll be dead.
We got your emails.
We know you're funneling info to someone.
That's none of your goddamn business, Chris.
A lot of people out there want to know about our little AV.
A lot of things.
Your friends, the connections know about this?
That don't strike me as the forgiving type.
That's my business.
You let me worry about that.
You're about to have your hands full.
You're about to have your hands full.
You're about to have your hands full.
Oh shit.
Well, I'll take care of that.
I don't believe it.
Bet believe it.
It's over.
No.
No way.
Just shut up and accept it, Lucas.
Love that, won't you?
Oh boy.
I'm gonna destroy you, fuck!
You got a situation down here?
Infection is a critical mass.
Tell me something I gotta do.
Oh, that's up for you!
You're the metal thing!
I'm gonna destroy you!
You're going to need to proceed with caution. Extreme caution.
No shit!
Oh, that's different. Like it hadn't been since we got here.
Black screen?
American voices so quaint.
Cringe? What do you think?
He's all goo now
What is that?
Oh Lord. It's a bird.
God damn he's ugly
Whoo, he's fast too, huh?
Oh shit
It's a nine, nice.
Woo.
Woo.
Yeah, I'm playing relatively, but yeah, I want to play it on Village of Shadows, difficulty.
Okay.
Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie! Owie!
Never played on Villager Shadows before.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
I got so much ammo now.
Shit.
Run!
Woo!
Damn it!
What is he doing?
Error?
Okay.
Shit.
Wait.
Hey, this chest is open.
I can't believe it's that one.
Ow!
Ow!
I'm lying before you get us out!
Oh, the music is so hard.
before it goes out.
The music is so hard.
9%?!
Oh my god, that was kind of close.
Orange box on the wall? Oh.
Would that have given me more oxygen?
That was kind of clutch. Not gonna lie.
Oh, he's an ugly boy.
Bro, he's melting.
But he didn't, like, become calcium.
You did what I was doing in the oxygen room?
Yeah!
I didn't know I could get oxygen!
That worked.
okay that worked gonna be some pissed computer tricks up here from your river
cry me a river
even a new bright neutralized
he looks so soy though
and i'm out of here
i'm not saying he's ugly or whatever like the face model is fine he just
doesn't look like chris you know everything he says is a one-liner
perimeter call is up in operation
It looks a bit nerdy or something.
Yeah, he needs more like structure here.
Jawline.
He gets you, Edmess.
He just shaved? Mistake.
More Mewwing.
It's a good DLC.
Is that the...is that the best one?
Go Town Drone
Do do do do do
Ba da da da da
You'll see Raiding?
What's the main game got?
What did I give the main game?
Georgia was the best one?
What was that?
Kind of Zoe is the best one?
Was it normal?
Because I wanted to finish it before...
Like on stream today.
What about the banned footage?
I feel like some plot holes, huh?
8 out of 10.
I'd say it's a 7 out of 10 maybe.
This is minigame.
How many are they?
Very short?
New.
Nightmare. 21.
That was Mickey and Mom. Wow.
Bedroom. Like how short are they? Well, we will run away with Zoe here,
daughters DLC. Not very short. The gambling one.
It's got those fingers.
What is this?
21?
Finish so fast, make your champ.
21 is relaxing, okay?
I don't think I've ever played this.
Can pain make you something?
I didn't read the last.
Oh my god. I have no play this for sure. Oh my god, I saw it. Gross. Oh it's Lucas.
this is so cool I don't like that this is so like cool like saw now see you to
you are gonna play a little game and when it wins, it gets to walk on out of here alive.
I will win.
Because it's life or death.
What about the other guy in the face mask?
What?
Bang.
He has a bang on his face.
You like parts?
Oh, shit.
Well, I played up a game that's actually beautiful, except we don't have a chance around here.
If you don't come to the Gryfft.
Oh, God, is that a guillotine for my finger?
How do I play?
Hey, he said he'd let the winner go.
Who are you?
What do you think?
I believe that friggin' now, I'll explain the rules of the game!
You failed to play Blanchet, right?
No.
You just dropped off.
I tied up to 21.
Guys, can you add for me?
No, it's 21.
I don't do math.
And you lose!
I'm going to quit this crazy song!
When should I go? When should I add?
Or when should I? Is it if it's 12?
Is that when I should, if it's under 12, I should add?
I should stay, right?
I stay here. Stick on 15 or 16.
Okay.
Keep current hands.
I don't know what to say.
I just need to know.
I'm gonna say?
I don't want to overdo it.
Do you have eight? No, I have 18, it says.
Give me another.
I don't know what he has, though.
Bro, I'm just going to stay?
Why would I draw?
No, I'm staying at 18.
Look, 18 is 21.
I'm going to stay.
Because I have 10 under that.
I'll stay.
OK, show him, fellas.
The winner is me.
The weird blackjack.
Me?
Oh, I'm clapping!
Yay!
This is insane! You can't do this!
Ah!
My fucking fingers!
Damn.
This ain't happening!
Look at his fingers shaking. Jesus Christ.
They really animated that.
What if you want fingers?
Oh God.
No.
one I got seven tell me what I do oh he has a whole eyes hi holes well what are
you gonna do I'm gonna friggin draw hit me 16 oh do I stay on 16 he's staying
look at him have he has 13 shit he could be way closer hit hit hit say
fix this danger yeah that's what I'm thinking but honestly I think he might
be closer than me it's gonna stay oh god my fingers I should have hit oh wait
That means none of us.
No!
No!
No, what do you mean?
Why the fuck?
We're clumsy, bro.
Oh, God.
you all 18 we're friggin staying it I'm gonna stay no way I'm moving on 18 oh my god oh
Oh shit.
Chrissy!
Yay!
You're gonna need a partner.
Do we have another hand though?
Should we continue?
And I get to live.
Now you'll let me go.
Right?
Right?
That's how the game works.
I wish we could have had a little more fun.
Yeah.
Did he just die of hand?
Oh, he's alive.
No.
We gotta go home to my family.
Oh.
Shane wants to continue?
One more round.
What do you mean?
Oh, that's the spirit, Hotman.
Sorry, Clancy.
I guess we're playing another round.
No, the one.
The whole hand.
What the...
Hey, hey, what's going on?
Oh my god what the heck?
What is this?
AHHHHHHHHH
I LIKE THE CREATIONS!
Oh my god, it's smoking.
Only a four though.
This fucking is a rally from an institution chamber.
I gotta work it again though.
Good job.
See you then, Gageysad.
The current goes up every time you lose.
But once the fat Luke is,
just look here.
That last power don't really ride the rabbit.
Somebody get me out of this nut house.
What are you going to watch, Jack?
I think it's time to set this thing up a little bit.
Oh lord.
2 up. Your opponent bet increased for Y2 while this card is on the table.
Okay.
6 card. Draw 6 cards.
It's no longer in the deck. Nothing happens.
Draw the 6 card.
I can get a 3-6.
See these new cards? These are special.
thing you're looking down is you can try to use one of these to get yourself back on track.
This is DLC.
Uh, six... wait, I have a seven.
I should definitely draw more, but I shouldn't use my six.
Hit me.
15.
Oh, should I draw?
Oh my god.
Give me another.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Should I draw?
Shit, I shouldn't have used my trump card yet.
Use six.
Now six.
I can't take so many out oh my god I'm gonna draw
I'm freaking staying here. Yeah, I wasted it, yeah. The car's already out, but it's only
one of each then. I misunderstood that. I'm staying here. I'm gonna stay. It's only one
to reach. He's got 21. No, he's got more than 21 because he has a secret card too. He loses.
Oh my, I feel sorry for this guy. No, this is a secret card too. Okay, I don't have any
I got a trump card, dad.
Three card, draw the three card.
No longer available on, okay.
Four, eight, I got 12.
I got a, I'm just gonna go in raw.
I guess I can use any of his trump cards.
I use all my trump cards immediately.
Hit me.
I'm drawing.
14, I'm drawing again.
I have a family. Just die, okay?
No Clancy! I'm Clancy. No random stranger!
Hit me.
Oh!
Call Jack.
I'm freaking staying.
I'm gonna stay.
day Jack. Me?
Poor guy! Oh lord.
You're grass again?
Melissa? Now we know the name.
Return to the last face of card you drew. Return to the last face of card.
Okay, I can't go. Okay.
Okay, I definitely go hit. Hit me. Hit me. Hit again after this. Give me another.
This is actually really fun. I like this minigame. Hit me.
Oh my god is this round of my- oh no way bro.
That's cr-
I'm gonna stay.
I should maybe go do this IRL.
Remove.
Nooooo!
No no no no he's cheating!
What do you mean?
Oh man!
Shit I'm gonna have to draw.
Hit me.
I'm lost. I'm lost. I can do I can do trump card. I can I can move it
And then draw another come on it can't be it can't be
Drop four cards
I'm gonna stay
I'm gonna reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I bust a big time
HOTBIN!
Oh man
Bust him! Bust him! Make him feel good!
You can handle that much, right?
Buckshot Relet worth the hood.
This is like Buckshot Relet, it's actually pretty funny, it's two bet.
The opponent bet increases by two while this card is on the table.
Six, eleven, seventeen.
Awesome makes me feel good.
Now we're gonna stay, wait, wait, wait, um, what about my trump cards?
I can use three, that will give me, draw four, oh wait four, yeah, but there's no four
on there. Keep. I'm going to stay. I think we just bet. Yeah. We'll see if he says no,
I can increase it. You should have increased it right. Me Clancy. Clancy.
Oh, he's burning up.
Sorry about my Lissa, bro.
Oh, it's a guy!
I think we're 2600 pitties!
Overworking, hitting 21, and losing fingers.
What do you call it in Sweden?
An ordinary Wednesday.
Yeah.
I'm going to draw a card.
Oh, I got a trump card.
Return to the last face of card your opponent drew.
14.
But he doesn't draw anything.
Hold on, I was done.
Should I... I should hit.
Hit me.
20!
HOOF!
I'll stay.
Or I'll stay too.
I'm gonna actually use a trump card.
I'm gonna two of your bent.
Hydrate.
I'm going to stay. There's no way I lose. I'll stay. There's no way, wait, no, there's
Just a little chance, all this.
Oh shit.
I'm still alive.
Or maybe that was his last.
Well what about me?
He's dead.
He's fucking dead now, right?
Tell me we're done.
Okay, crazy.
You want her square?
Guess I'll set you up.
Huh?
Wait, what?
Blow me down.
Look man!
Hold it off will you.
Hello, field buff.
I think we should play another round.
Hey!
Did you hear that?
He's cheating!
You tough son of a bitch.
Like the man said, we gotta play another round.
What the fuck is wrong with you, you drama-
So let me go!
Hey, you sick fuck, talk to me!
Aw, shit.
Now we're just playing with the corpse?
What the fuck now?
I don't want to bring out a deer grazed for all the graze I've had.
Meet Mr. Saul!
We've got the distance left to haunt me.
Can't claim these races how far are you?
Again?
This is how much distance you're playing for.
I'm gonna I'm gonna draw a card hit me I can get 19 if I put the 5 what should I do 14
and i'm gonna hit
well i'm friggin lost
what the heck
can he lose harder to me?
the opponent is about to increase by two when this car is on the table
return your last face up
The last phase of your opponent drew. I can't do anything.
Plansy. No, Hoffman.
Okay.
Is that how much?
Love your enemy.
Your opponent draws the best possible card for them on the deck.
What?
Then I can remove it!
Haha!
14.
19 wait do I have any trump cards that are good
Give me a million!
Three.
Let's just stay with this. It's pretty good.
I'm gonna stay.
Sorry, remove the last trump card you put in place, what?
Ah!
Those two.
Those two.
I'm gonna stay.
Okay, show em, fellas.
So you don't know what the enemy has.
Oh man, okay, come on.
Get that round, let's go again.
Okay.
Can we get my stuff back then?
Yeah.
Okay.
with the enemy house.
Oh, man.
OK, come on.
Come on.
Get that round.
Let's go get it.
OK, can we get my stuff back then?
I don't think so.
Too often, shit anyway.
Take them to the wild and daughter.
OK, I got another two up.
10, 12, hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
19 again? Not bad, not bad.
Give him the other.
I will go ahead and...
stay.
He must be over.
Yeah, he's over.
He's busted Boston makes me close to 24 means wait what oh
Shit
Wait, what does he have though?
Wait, what should I do now? Oh?
No, wait, what do I have wait wait wait wait at 19? I
I can do the five. I can draw five.
Oh, it's not in the deck!
Oh, why am I so stupid?
I can remove his card.
We need to be lucky again. Should I should I should I should draw or not get five silly? I'm sorry. I don't know
Should I stay or draw or put the three maybe
Such low IQ. Okay. I'm sure you are in Mensa or whatever
Draw Gamba don't over gamble it I could also draw three. He doesn't have a three
to drop before using trump card to see if it matters no but i can't undo the draw
if you hadn't removed this card you would have probably won by the way
really why stay okay let's stay i'm gonna stay i'm gonna stay
remove the last card
shit okay well now I'm on 12 but now I have a chance to
he's busting again wait but now I can stay because he's busted so it doesn't matter what
he's busted so I'll just stay it's safer to stay if anything I'm gonna stay
Now it's close to 24. He's busted.
Oh, it's closest. Oh shit. Wait, how does that work?
It's not normal Blackjack anymore. Shit.
Oh, I win. Now he busted. He busted.
He busted.
Still Blackjack rules.
return you're the last face up car you drew from the deck okay that's good
tab one that I drew all right she got 17 already on 17 we could we could hit
because or wait wait wait don't have this three we can take this now he has
three shit and we could draw and then we can return it if we need to
hit me
I use a friggin wrong one why did I change place 70 will stay there I'm gonna stay
Oh! I just have an 8 now. I appreciate that actually! That could help me get closer or
or can mess up everything
so i'm gonna...
i'm gonna draw a card
eighteen
oh shit
he's busted again, huh?
what can i do?
What should I do? Hit? Hit me. I busted. Busted, I should have saved. But I don't think
he would have won anyways. I'm gonna stay. I mean, if I didn't bust, if I didn't draw,
I would have lost anyways.
I was so far away from 24.
It's very close!
Five card, nice.
Six, nine, oh!
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna draw the five card.
How about that?
Then I'm nice and safe.
Okay, he has five.
I'm gonna have to.
I'm gonna have to draw.
Give me a minute.
Jesus Christ.
Well, I can't do anything.
I'm screwed.
Hit again.
What would I hit again?
Should have waited.
It's a card that gives the best card.
And then the one that adds 2.
This one?
And then the one that adds 2.
Hit again, so I already lost.
Why would I hit again?
I mean, there's no- nothing I- well okay, let's see what- I don't know how this works.
I wouldn't use it normally anyways.
I'm pretty sure he's gonna win.
I don't understand the noise.
No, so now he has 21.
Can you add two to make it?
I can't add two to him.
Or is this?
Oh, this one increased it by two.
Ah, now it's gonna be a, okay, okay, I get it.
I didn't understand first what this one meant.
No, wait, no, that's not how.
Yeah, that's how it works. Okay, cool. So now we're both busting. That's actually pretty smart.
I'm gonna stay.
Smart idea. Remember the last trump card? Never mind.
Now I'll ward, definitely.
I'm losing.
I think I'm gonna have a axe in my face now, but I miss I made so many mistakes
I made some mistakes if I didn't
He's cheated! It's a massage way?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think we're dead.
Can I restart that part only, like the last part of it?
Because I could have done so much better if I would have understood the trump cards better.
This kind of doesn't add to to his score.
He adds two to the red fig on the side of the machine.
Are you sure?
Why he...
Wha...
oh yeah it starts from here so we have another chance
yeah there we go
goodbye we can't skip this
because we gotta watch this
hi mr saw
damage double to damage meter and a card
That's what I was thinking too, but I don't know.
Or, you know, it doesn't go with S2.
You have to increase the ban, no it's total.
Right.
No Mazagway.
4 card?
We can do it, chat.
11, 7, 18.
We're staying.
I'm gonna stay.
Stretch?
Give me a building.
Chad, never play this game, IRL, you suck at it.
You're a dealer?
Oh, really, that's cool.
I'm gonna stay.
What if I take my time for three months?
Give me a building.
Damn, it's going hard.
You only have to keep, though, on the table.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
Give me another.
Give me a building.
Damn, it's going hard.
What could he have in there?
What do I have?
He could just add 3.
But he has 3, so I can't do that.
Oh man.
It's just staying.
And I'm paying more attention than that.
Shit, we'll see.
Clancy?
Clancy!
Yeah!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I thought we were friends, Clancy!
Love your enemy.
So what the heck?
Okay, why would that be good then?
You can't reset a card at all?
Or what?
I'm so confused.
Give me another.
Give me another.
Clancy, just give up!
oh hit me hit me 14 give me another he'll stay wait what could i have hit me
oh trust three card it's actually a pretty good game you made here oh 20 let's stay you can
bust him with the card if you use it wisely but how i don't see how i can bust them decrease the
the back sides after giving it to him your basic enforcement to have 21 when
you have 24 or something right I'm gonna stay
in a ring
Clancy!
Yeah!
What the fuck?
This game is great!
Yeah, it is rigged.
Too loud that shit anyway.
Think of my wife and daughter.
I really like this minigame, it was actually fun.
Remove it.
9-2
I can fix it, I can fix it, I can fix it!
Use trump card.
I can't fix it.
I only have a Po-Net removal.
I'm gonna stay.
I can't do anything. I can just have to bust.
It's pretty unbelievably disturbing.
It's great! I love it!
I'm gonna stay.
Loses are on later, rounds are worse.
I'll stay.
Freeze!
I'm still gonna be in the lead.
I think if he busts and I bust, nobody wins.
It's just like you just lose all of them.
Okay this is what I needed.
7, 5, 12.
He's very confident.
Oh shit.
What do you think he has?
Oh, I could remove his 10.
Remove the last guy your opponent drew.
Haha.
Hit me.
13.
damn right why because he probably had a really good hand hit me hit me 19 okay
we'll say there is a pretty good odds we could to up him just to make it
interesting or 19 it doesn't have three wait wait wait I couldn't just get a
safe win and up him increase bet no wait yeah three will bust me I'm sorry
math is not my strength in all we should wait what is this all there's
another three card let's go ahead and two up in keep current hand no I don't
have oh shit we're gonna strike any ass in there he must have 11 no wait yeah
He must have 11.
Wait, wait, wait, now I can fix it, though, maybe.
He must have 11, yes.
Or he has 23 right now.
I can't even it out.
Take his 9 out.
I could take out his 9.
Let's see what he gets.
He has four.
Oh yeah.
Don't you guys think it's safer if I return his last card?
I could remove his nine.
Yeah, I know.
And then I could give myself three.
1-2?
We're good?
I'm gonna stay.
Shit.
Hey what does that do?
Kill me villain.
Wait he didn't- nothing happened to him?
Did he- oopsie.
I told 24.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
It's all 24.
I'm gonna stay.
You're moved, Bet 2.
Oh, you're moved, Bet 2.
Fancy.
Fancy!
Yay!
He only had 17?
One, I have three.
What can I do?
There must be something I can do.
Is he gonna cheat?
Oh yeah, I guess I'll do this.
Perfect draw, the best possible deck from...
Okay.
Inspiration, both players' bets are raised by 100 while this card is on the table!
Opponent cannot draw cards even via trump card effects.
I can draw cards.
What the heck?
I deserve three?
It's fully rigged so he has- I just have three.
I can't beat that.
I can remove his card but I don't have to destroy it right?
I don't have anything like that.
It just ended it.
I can remove his card but like what else can I do?
I can't use this either.
I'm just done.
should play the red heart card huh this one love your enemy this is lost maybe
if I would have drawn that I would he wouldn't run extra he would have busted
We're gonna do it.
Hardsill is a boss that only appears on 21.
Shits.
Man!
I'm gonna stay.
Some of us!
Go stay.
He's definitely got me.
It's not the only way to beat it.
So we gotta do it one more time, though, yeah?
Yeah.
I didn't realize that but... yeah.
What would he give me then? Like a 1 or something?
Both of us are winning they have? No, I think it is possible to win.
I just misunderstood what the card... I thought I wouldn't give him anything then.
Oh, you just told me about it.
I think we still bet by two.
No, it doesn't work like that apparently.
Yeah, we need to beat it. As far as the way to good.
Now we need to win though, chat. There's no way we lose.
We'll win.
If only I could skip this part.
It's me that either you had to use trump cards to get some more cards or you had to force him over 21
Yeah, but you can't use trump cards. It says specifically you could
Masagway
Five is pretty nice
I got 12.
I'm gonna go ahead and draw.
17.
You can draw with jump card.
She can go 7.
I could draw 3.
No, we stay. Or maybe we can increase the bet. I mean, I have a 20. We're crying out loud.
Say. I'm gonna stay.
Well, it could be worse.
If only I get a destroy.
Right?
Come on, I gotta be winning, I gotta be winning.
Maybe it keeps trump cards for higher stakes.
Yeah, you're right.
Draw, draw, draw.
Alright, need to draw.
Give me, draw.
Clear to drugs, give up!
Stop being selfish, you guy!
Hit me.
Turn last, you drew.
Okay.
What are you, Clancy? You're a trump card!
A trump card is probably the best call.
2, 15? What do I do on 15?
Oh, shit. Well, I definitely draw now.
He's definitely got 23 or 24.
Hit me.
What the heck is this?
I should still draw though, right?
I'm gonna die.
I can get 21, but that's like not even...
I could also like return his card I mean let's let's let's let's draw hit me
22 I still think I'm gonna lose I could also do saboteur shan but then I'm
gonna use okay let's stay here I'm gonna stay
I
Can see
Shit
Family man, I don't think they're saying it's good in this one. We're gonna be here forever or six
Hit me hit me
mmm-hmm 20 give me another
You can't possibly have another destroy
Stay I'm gonna stay
Destroy of course has one destroy is it just
You're the monster with no faith?
We almost got it last time.
Please don't have bad faith.
Okay, come on.
I need to win one more time and then he goes to the bad phase.
One more time.
It's just to win this one.
11, 4, 15.
I'm going to go ahead and hit.
Oh, I could, oh my god, OK.
We're doing the last face-up card of your opponent.
OK, OK, OK.
Wait, can I add something to this?
I think I have a 3. No I can't add anything.
Draw a 3. I don't have it, a 3.
Well I could, I could hit
and then if I get too much, add 4.
No I have 4 already. Remove his card. What if he has 10?
I have the 4. See he has to redo it.
What should we, should we stay?
I mean we need to win this one.
Hit me.
Yeah okay, then.
Wait, wasn't that...
Okay, he didn't have time to...
I can delete it, don't worry.
You got a nine again?
Didn't he have a nine already?
I'm going to stay.
He's all stuck.
He's in a ring.
Chrissy!
Oh!
Holy shit!
He's getting in!
Chrissy!
Okay, I think I should win now.
Yeah, here we go.
Cheat.
How about that?
I'll do this!
This is what happens in the hole.
This can't be happening.
So, if I use...
I'm not going to die!
I'm not going to die!
Huh?
What the hell?
I'm gonna stay.
Shoot him up!
I'm ending this.
Were you still alive?
How the heck?
How's your line bro who was fried right
You impressed me so much. I'm gonna give you an extra reward.
Oh, I don't think I want an extra reward.
We gon' play another game.
God damn, are you serious?
Nah, come on, bro. It's late.
All right, my friend.
No, I can't take this anymore.
This is the reason they have a birthday.
Oh.
Oh.
Let's go.
Ah, I see. That's birthday time.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
I guess pretty cool, I like that.
It's late for me though, Chad.
After 12am.
That's so late.
So late, Chad.
Well, guys, I hope you enjoyed the stream today.
today because now it's ending but tomorrow I'll be back I'll think I'll play some neo tomorrow
and probably I don't want to play this version of blackjack IRL you know I'm feeling it
all right guys thanks so much for hanging out and I'll see you then tomorrow oh hydrate
There's a last hydrate. Oh, there's also a casue.
All right guys, I think I'm late. Yeah, I'm leaving now, but thank you guys for joining me. I'll I'll see you guys tomorrow