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Welcome to the bonfire Unkindled one.
The mark of true lord.
It's time for which you've all been waiting for.
The one person you shet...
Two, three.
Kebla?
Okay.
That- that was not part of the script.
S- that- okay.
You know what?
Whatever.
Roll the clip!
It's not good.
It's not good in the hood.
It's not good.
It's bad.
It's bad.
It's really bad.
Oh my god.
No, what?
What kind of look in the locker is this?
Surprise, motherfuckers.
Fonk.
Fonk.
Aw shit.
WAAAAAA!
WOOOOOO!
wow that's every light hello what's up I was supposed to my real but Instagram is
not good at like editing real I was gonna put a song in there
Hey Mika and Yoshi Mika dance CWC
Hello! Hello what's up? How you doing?
Remember to subscribe to notifications tonight?
Yay! I did!
What's up guys? Welcome in.
Welcome in. What's your Mika here?
At your service? Nice necklace. Thank you.
Good morning.
Well what the heck am I going to do with this reel?
Can you like make sounds come in?
Have you got any experts in chat?
I want to be like quiet in the beginning and then come in after I don't think it works that way
uh hello delta joe what's up how you doing welcome in we got already deletion with the 100
Thank you Floy for the gift yourself to Max, thank you Stern, Ben, Ben, thanks for the
prime, thank you Asasvall, thank you for the 2, 1, 10 months.
That was the first time of the stream.
I don't think Twitch has got an audio editing feature.
Twitch?
I'm talking...
What?
I'm talking my Instagram?
What?
Or what?
What are we talking about?
No, I'm confused.
No, I'm confused.
Mika, the Gwent Mastering Card Collector. That's me!
Card Collector.
There's some more research on the fisherman's triple flame.
Will you pick up?
Do you work on your steel string acoustic?
Yeah, but the thing is, Galactic, my steel string acoustic is awful.
You kept turning it off confidently.
Oh.
41th month anniversary.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Thank you for tier 2 41 months.
Do you think I don't hear posts on Instagram? No.
I don't think that Instagram got the audio editing feature.
That doesn't seem like the way I am.
Why does the fish hate me making it 24-7?
He speaks to them about it.
No, what? The fish? You want to talk to the fish?
I mean, sure. I can try and talk to the fish.
Let's see if I get any fish.
I'm gonna read myself first. Miss Mika.
French down what's up? Is this on-peg-on-power-winner-lion-yorkoustics-battery?
Yeah, but it was really frustrating using the guitar in the computer and then it stops.
Wait, can you like simulate an audio then? So I can use like, I could technically use my normal acoustic guitar.
if i want to
but it doesn't have like any so i can have like sounds playing from it too at the same time
hmm interesting that could be an idea
it's so nice that we get raids here every day i know crazy first notes into meeting notes
so but even if you do chords it's not just a string i guess it must be the chords otherwise
someone work otherwise would be nothing how does he know the chords how does it
look can you send me a picture of it at rice bag thank you for 500 bd's thank you
good morning Mika I hope you have fun streaming today thank you very much
thank you I gotta put on a hat I still haven't posted my Instagram reel it's
been like four days or something so opposed to one I'm really had a good one
I guess Michael think for a tier 57 months is always for fun times meeks
I'm not falling for it.
I LOOK AT THE RAID!
Look at the raid from Musbi.
That's the biggest raid so far.
Wow.
Okay, but okay.
I don't understand, chat.
How does it work?
Look, look at this.
So you put it behind your strings, and then, but how does it know if I'm pressing here?
This is confusing me.
Tell me back, this chat doesn't have a badger command.
Is it the other chat?
Or what?
I'm confused.
Yeah, that's it.
How does it feel this?
Just knows.
How do you know?
How do you mean it just knows?
It has a little magnetic mic under each string.
back here back here oh so it's but then it
doesn't turn to MIDI from that very confusing read magnetic waves wow that's
weird yo so you can use like an island string guitar for this or
tension and vibration. Technologia! Technologia! Out of stock. I watch for the
cost. Like, too sprint nifty if it works. It's to be metal. Ah, no nylon. No nylon!
You can use any guitar? Oh what? Can't be nylon string. Right. Yeah, but I do have a
steel string too it just hurts your finger so much my fingers are not used
to this kind of work anymore in the guitar but not any string right but you
can't use a steel string or a nylon guitar though can you when I
actually break it over time give me warm give me soft thank you so much
Anonymous for the fact that it subs. Thank you. Thank you so much.
About G-string? I don't think that's related.
You can, by the thoughts.
To be honest, I haven't tried. Yeah.
I mean, there's a kind of different tensions on the strings, right?
I think you need to use...
And also they mount differently as well.
Like the steel string guitar is mounted differently than the Nile, you can't put the Nile strings on the steel string guitar
That's what I think, or I don't know
The neck is a mess this time for that amount of tension, yeah that's what I mean
Yeah same thing for the prime 30 months
Thank you
We bought a new guitar like an hour ago, oh really?
Nice
Of course we all know exactly how this works
See how much it costs then, Amazon link can chat
it was more expensive than I thought. it looked so small. I mean, it's 200 bucks. but it looks
so small. but it seems like a good bet on buying a new guitar.
er, I have to explain for the prime 6 months? thank you.
You can, but the nylon ones are thicker so they might not fit in the grooves.
Hello?
You good?
What happened?
Okay.
Still her?
Okay.
Alright.
Like guitars that use metal strings typically have truss rods in the neck, they don't
I don't know about acoustic that uses nylon strings, that's what I mean.
Atlas guitar is collecting dust in the background you said.
I do have my own guitar.
I have nylon guitar and a steel string guitar.
And the steel string is semi acoustic, but I hate playing on it.
It's so uncomfortable. I don't know. I prefer playing on nylon.
It's just nice warm sound as well.
You have a guitar addiction, you have 12?
Damn, that's crazy.
Get a banjo?
Love my horns? Thanks!
In case anyone was curious, I don't recommend losing a tire while driving.
Oh yeah, I saw that alert! What happened? Your tires just blew on?
I also have a guitar addiction, luckily it stopped.
How many guitars do you have?
Cause you didn't mention that.
Like Galaxia could at least mention how many it has.
63!
I knew it was gonna be some absurd amount.
That's like 60 too many.
Like 3 is like an acceptable amount.
63 is a bit much, gotta say you have slight addiction, sir.
You can open a museum at that point, like honestly.
You could just have a museum full of guitars.
Why do you need 63 guitars?
No, he said he had an addiction, he doesn't need them.
You can open a guitar shop, yeah and not have to buy anything for a while as well.
Where do you store 63 guitars?
I've seen his setup, at least in the past.
used to have like big like you know how in schools they have a place for you to
put your bike that before guitar what if it's 63 $20 guitars it's not 63 $20
guitars what even is a $20 guitar they mean like a plastic toy for children
do you mean a guitar hero guitar I don't even know you haven't even know
They cost 20 bucks
The guitar wall yeah, how to toy guitars a kid
Maybe was 20 bucks who knows probably more expensive to us. Can't even imagine a
How much this guitar hero cost?
It's our hero with our hero guitar
Why are they so expensive
Jesus Christ 200 bucks 150 bucks I was like 200 bucks it's 20 bucks no way
I was like 20 bucks sounds reasonable you know I was very out of like
completely wrong and I was like you find it for like a hundred
under bucks 80 bucks 60 bucks okay now we're getting more
alright interesting always interesting so I don't think it's guitar here guitar
yes I'll still be expensive 63 of them and so if you want to share French
What's the most expensive guitar that you bought?
I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to, I'm just curious.
Why are people discussing guitars anyways?
Well, I've been looking at how I can convert a guitar signal to MIDI input into the PC.
15k it's bad yikes the most I've spent on a guitar was just under a thousand bucks
and that was for my nice nylon guitar it's so nice it has like it's a spanish
guitar it has this nice warm classical sound super worth it for an instrument
you'll have your whole life.
Have you played Eternal Darkness before?
No.
Me too, 900 for my 7th strengths.
Yeah, I was talking 900.
I think maybe more 900 in the 1000 actually.
Your side swipe terracotta looks so much better in the middle part.
Really, I don't know what I think about it.
I think I prefer my middle part.
But at least I found a way now to not have it go over my face all the time so I'm trying
to see how it feels to have it a few days.
I have a guitar to use for the B cable I'm guessing.
I have a bunch of guitar cables.
One to two Ks per decent sweet spot for musical interestments.
Really.
It seems so expensive.
I mean, I guess it depends.
can definitely find way cheaper like guitars than a thousand to two thousand.
And I had sort of a side part as a man.
Side parts of man ones.
One issue is the other side.
You see him in the mirror to everyone else.
Yeah, true.
We need an expensive guitar to be in this.
No.
Uh, why buy them when you can just rob a certain French guy in chat?
I was thinking the same, I was like before, before like when I was asking how expensive this most expensive guitar was, I was like, like, I was close to saying
Maybe you shouldn't say in case somebody wants to rob you, but then I'm like, well, nobody knows where you like live, or I hope so
Hopefully.
Or do they?
He's French, I should never down.
Yeah, somewhere in France, perhaps.
Geoguessir in chat right now.
Oh, there was this one guy who I saw on like a Geoguessir quiz stream, whatever.
And it was like a tournament or whatnot.
Or he, I don't know, it was something. He wasn't that great, I think.
I got the impression he wasn't that great compared to the others.
And then, they ended up being exactly like where he lives, like inside his house.
And he was like, wait, I live there! And it's like...
Oh, I don't need...
You can pinpoint it exactly. It's like, hmm.
Oops.
Bordion.
It was something like that, it was the only way I saw it, so...
Did you think about this guitar?
Same.
Whoa!
What- first of all...
What the heck is this language, bro?
Jesus Christ.
Ugh.
I don't even know which- which word is guitar.
I don't even know what your word is, guitar!
That's Spanish.
It looks cool, but it's very yellow, isn't it?
I like the neck of it.
It has very cool flowers or leaves.
I mean, it's cool if you have the style to go with it,
you know?
Just translate the page with Google.
I didn't want to read, I just want to look at the guitar, so good.
White one's better.
Well it depends on the style you're going for.
I mean that's not a guitar you just buy and then that's your casual guitar.
That's a guitar you buy and then you have the outfit to match it.
You know what I mean?
That's what I think.
Do you guys notice that I have an actual knife in here?
But don't worry, it's like super, I can't go out.
also it's like a cheese knife I can show you guys it's it's a cheese cleaver
it's not that sharp
I don't use it so I figured I could you know that cheese cleaver it's one of the
at least scary knife I've seen
and normally I wouldn't recommend using a real knife for a cosplay but
that's a cute sas knife maker cat
it's not the most dangerous knife in the world
also it's not pointy, it's not going to point you if you fall
that's a mega link
oh that's a nice one
wait can I open the pictures only?
only? Yeah I can. There's a nice guitar like it. It's cool. It looks fresh. It looks fresh.
That's a fresher. It needs a little clean, I don't know. Maybe it just looks like that.
This is the guitar I own. Look at the price. Wait, how much? That's a lot of monies. 20k.
Okay, gee whiz.
This is one of my favorites.
Wow.
Can I get a full screen of it?
I need to, like, it's too big to fit my screen.
I need to scroll to see the whole picture.
And I'm gonna try to open the image.
I can't open the image.
I guess we're gonna...
Wait, how small are they?
Oh, hold on.
Hold on, Chad. I just noticed something about this guitar.
Look how cool it looks. Look at the price though. 40 bucks? Like what the heck?
And then you see the scale.
It's so cute!
Look at the scale!
The guitar for ants!
Wow, I would love a guitar like this!
It's so cute!
Like what?
Look, it looks so realistic for like...
Like look at it!
How good it looks!
It looks like a real guitar!
You can see if you pay attention that it's a miniature in the details, but it looks like a real guitar
That's so cool
The desk decoration. Yeah, I would buy one for 40 bucks. Hell, yeah
Thank you huge change for two one thirty five months
And I have no idea I think for 100 BD's
sellin' on 63 of those, that makes sense! if Ella played guitar, he does play guitar
and he has a couple of those, some people have a fear of tiny things, 63 is still expensive
Yeah, but it's nothing compared to 63 big guitars, big boy guitars, you know.
And my 40 bucks is one third of my salary.
I'm trying to convert that to a sec.
Oh, time to play!
either someone has a 5.7 and is robbing
pathing shops in the UK I'm leaning towards it being a BB gun wait what oh
gosh she's doing math yeah but like that doesn't seem
$120 bucks for what, per day, per month?
For how many hours?
Or what?
or what? That doesn't seem right. 40 hours a week? Which country? That's the important
question. Now I'm giving you a real examination here. I'm going to quit this score and start
the game how about that? Hello that's I mean depends on where you live I guess
you know you can't you can't I don't think that's legal I don't think it's legal
in most places right unless you're like a student maybe and you're doing it as
like a student job right that would be different because then you do it for
experience. What do you think legality matters? Well, what? Oh my god, this is
getting deeper and deeper. Are you okay? Are you doing this sort of your own free
will? I started the game. It takes a long time to start. I'm starting the game! I
I need to go to my settings and like choose which friggin CPUs to use.
I remember when I worked in retail I made I think
$15 an hour.
Great intro.
The first show was 9.50 an hour.
There's a double the federal minimum wage in the US.
It really was a minimum wage in the US, just because I'm curious.
Now my controller isn't working, why not?
Maybe it only works in the game?
Oh yeah, I think I changed it to normal by the way.
It's kind of a pain in the ass, isn't it?
I figure we can turn it up if it gets too easy.
See, my controller isn't working.
Why?
He's been plugged in the entire time.
Why not working?
He's really mad on you because each state has their own minimum wage.
Oh.
The controls doesn't want to play normal.
Maybe I need to go to options, controller settings, ah gamepad now it works, we fixed it, I'll
do it but I never changed it to keyboard so it's weird.
She's a hacker.
No, it's the same controller from yesterday.
He must have changed by itself.
Oh, I turned on the heat.
I'm not there!
I'm either living in a place with someone of old stats.
It sucks, Osuri. I'm starting to hear that.
Game knows what's best for it.
Okay, let's see if I can get the map.
French Valley, I think we're almost at 69-party.
Poggy?
Okay, uh, so the quest takes me up there, but maybe we should start with some side stuff.
Do you guys have anything you should you could recommend to me quest-wise?
I think the ones with the shield is the main story, right?
Like these ones are the main story, that's why it has a shield to it, because it seems
important things.
Should that be 63-party?
How many hours in the game?
Oh we're just playing yesterday, so maybe 7 hours or so?
I just- I think these are just not going kill stuff and come back.
Maybe?
Wait, didn't I kind of-
He knows that if he could find a way to destroy the entrance of the city tunnel, most of the
knickers would be burned alive. Those remaining would likely scatter, making it all easier
to exterminate them.
Right, so I have definitely not done that.
fight club
uh...
oh yeah, yeah, the inn
yeah, let's start with fight club, that's good
and it's at the evening, so we need to find Siggi
so what?
okay, listen
i am aware that one of the creatures in this game
has a weird sounding name
but it is spelled
with K
and it's nothing to do
you know
so
but i'm gonna say it occasionally in the stream and you're gonna be aware that
i'm saying the creature's name okay
skip that word
it's still a skip it's not the same word
the mad cat thinks that it gives us up
how do i get in there? oh here we go. wait is it him?
by the inn. yeah that's good. let's see
Thank you so much, Madagascar for the sub and thank you EVO for the 5000 bits!
Sorry, I got distracted by the talk.
Thank you so much, EVO.
The game is setting you up.
No, but I- when I played the Witcher before, there's been clips.
Like, people clipping me just saying that word and I was like,
I mean, you can hear it's not...
You know, but it's so silly.
Even Twitch is like, nah, I want to try again.
What's the word?
Well, it is a creature that is called- and I'm not going to say nah, it feels weird.
Oh god damn it.
They're beating me now.
I will say it in the stream, it's a creature in games, very common.
Uh, let's go.
Thanks, come on.
Now, Megan's making weird, no, Chad's making it weird.
I said it, and Chad was like, whoa, what did you say,
whoa, excuse me?
So I explained it, and now Chad was like, say it,
and I was like, now you're, now, yeah.
You got autumn water for me?
It's losers of all kinds.
I promote fighters.
This is not the extra.
This is King Ziggy.
I know you. Who's the other one?
He looks dangerous.
Like all of King Ziggy's fighters.
That fireman you brought in last time
was carried out all broken in no time.
This one will be different.
You said the Commandant himself
will bat fortune on him.
Because you were a clip your out of context
context every time you see it. God dammit.
It wasn't the right tune but hey.
The weapons will be waiting in the trunk outside the gate.
I'd say it's gay.
Yeah, I said it wasn't the right key.
Sometimes you have to change it to make it more pleasant for the ears.
Sure.
Bro, I'm the king of quick time events.
I will be your King Siggi, I'm the king of quick tournaments, you'll be not be disappointed, okay?
Okay
Siggie the clown returns and in grand fashion
The monster slayer now to talk him into fighting I want money
He's looking in a different direction a little bit.
Finish the fuck!
Who said it was, say, the right key, Biggie?
What?
What?!
What did he say?!
Suck it to him
Wait wait wait
I'm trying to small sky in the freaking entire world
Damn poor guy. I feel sorry for him beautiful job. We'll arrange in his face
Thank you next one punch math. Oh nine thousand all town's most opponents with his first punch
I want to fight.
Damn right, I will.
I won't even hit me anyway.
Have a good one, Land!
F**k!
Ah!
F**k my hair, huh?
Man, he's got his hair, really.
It's not good for fist fights.
You're the discovery of my life time.
Think we're made for each other?
Indeed.
But we've a long way to go.
Your next opponent is Smugface, also known as Castledy.
Not too bad.
He has tassels on his clothes last month he bit his opponent's ear off. Oh my god bring on this tassel dick
Suck it to him
See the tassels
Finish the fucker off. Where does he have tassels?
See, Geralt is here. Wait, there was supposed to be a barber or something.
Stand your ground!
I think it was in the library?
Damn.
Suck it to him!
Suck it to him!
Suck it to her!
I'm just gonna have to ball. Yeah, for a good reason.
One more, and we'll be rich and famous.
One more!
Stanek in a rumble. It takes at least four lads to take easy
Damn right a well don't underestimate him
Easy
Which are well soy boy. No, I'm not gonna throw the game up impressive technique. Pick your ass. All right
Last fight's coming up and everyone's been on the dead cert. How much money we're talking
except for me
What do you want?
Steneck has to win but the true winners will be you and me a third of the jackpots yours
And that's not enough bro. I'm not gonna
I'm not a con man
I see
You're a regular car your opinions don't interest me you have to take a dive
That's that hell nah
I need money, but not that. What the hell is this little guy?
Suck it to him. What is this? Pull his beard. Bro, he looks like a twig.
your crown that's a physique of a fork
mostly because of the gear oh my god
payout is your coin the guards are
taking to the gates what this I told you
we'd win hell yeah thanks for these
things I think you owe me something why don't we have some fun first a free
round of every in not to mention the girls that was great great times awesome
love that quest I tell him I'm taking your pouch you can talk once you do a
push up? Wait did I get my stuff back? I guess I did or? No I did not. Awkward steel sword.
Wait, Trousers? That's not my normal Trousers. I have better...
Wait, what? Okay, why doesn't my...
I guess I don't have better.
The Struggles Armor.
I don't know.
Never knew why in Witcher 2 they had Geralt swimming in piss in the menu.
Okay.
Are you winning? Yeah! How you doing? I won the Fight Club. Easy. Easy piece of lemon
squeezy. You're doing what? Yeah, I don't like it now, man. Swimming in pee? I don't
even think the girl can swim, she doesn't see me. A yellow background, I see. Look.
It's so scary!
He's moonwalking!
The music is creepy or is it me?
Yeah, I guess it is a little creepy.
It's a nice music.
Okay, let's see what the next quest is.
I think we should do a main quest and see if we can pick up some side quests on the way.
Oh shit. Well I think they got kinda pissed on me huh. Let me remember to fight. Why did
that sound like Age of Empires? Deathmounds. Didn't it? You guys are nice right? You guys
nice nice pirates shirtless pirates they look nice yeah that's a coin to your
witcher that's the one good thing that came out of them oh my god he's peeing
it's like he was humping the air weird again did you see that the one good thing
that came out of the witcher show
Are you romancing someone in your gameplay?
I'm romancing anything that moves.
Son of a-prime 25 months and you're gonna be put in here.
She never listens to coins.
It never makes any sense.
Even Roach? Even Roach!
Why should you never listen to coins?
It never makes any sense to pick up from us.
Wow, what are we not loud?
Are you romancing the ocean? Oh, yeah
Even the creature
Crispin for tier 3 31 months damn
Because you think the sheer works yeah spoil it
That's a real witcher.
No Roach is not in this game.
But did you guys know that Geralt doesn't actually have one horse called Roach?
It's actually any horse he has he calls Roach.
He doesn't really just have like one little Roach.
Any and all he does not discriminate.
Really?
I thought it was the same horse.
In the game it is.
In Witcher 3 it's the same horse.
But in the lore, in the books, he just called any horse roach.
horses to him. And then he has a friend called Roach which makes you
confusing. Wow that feels rude to the horse. Yeah I mean Geralt isn't really
the most caring of guys. I would say he's much nicer in the in the game
which are three but you know character like character arc maybe oh these
guys look like they are looking for a fight oh yeah they are
Hello, fellows.
Shit-eaters!
Sir, I'll have you know. I am no shit-eater.
Ow. Shit.
I need some shit there, but...
Not a shit-eater!
I will push through die you off this cliff
Wait, we're staying closer, please
Bitch sorry
Now who's a shit eater
Sorry, which is too fitting, I'll say it.
Oh, there's more coming.
They're coming! There's bandits!
The target in this game is really weird. I don't even know why it exists.
Two bandits? Ow. Chill.
I'm going to kill you!
Ah!
That slap!
Gotta get to the back.
I'm going to kill you!
I'm going to kill you so much.
Yeah, make her happy.
Yeah, the talking in this game is really weird, because it doesn't follow the character with the camera.
So it's like, you still have to move your camera.
It's not that hard to do, because it's kind of zoomed out.
Well, I mean, yeah, I don't know.
It's like, you see a wide angle, I guess.
It was weird.
Thank you so much for being here for almost two years of lurking.
Ever thought of doing a playthrough of World of Warcraft Classic?
Oh Triss!
It's Triss!
Down we go Triss!
We're going to go, Tris.
Put up in some good together.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Are we going to swing, Tris?
I guess so.
We need to find this lair.
Are we going to be able to swim?
Maybe.
We'll have to play OG Witcher 3,
but Lucid Botched did with the updates.
a warcraft 3 I was like witcher 3
can you even get OG1 anymore?
I was like what the heck did the blizzard do to witcher?
well yeah I was just random I guess
look at the bloom the beautiful bloom of the
of the 22010s.
Oh, so much beautiful bloom.
I bought 12 months of World War 1 crap and I hate myself for it.
Really?
Oh, did you see this bloom? Like it's crazy.
Look at their mounts!
Can you feel the blue tonight?
Oh no!
Oh it's Drowners, thank god!
I thought it was the other guys.
Oh shit, I almost died.
Uh, what do you need, Quinn?
She has that bloody staff too.
Nice so many dramas.
Did I say Quinnville?
Or when you have low health you have low health.
What are you going to do?
We have low health here, low health we're gonna do it.
Would play with you, would you two remake or remastered if it came out?
Hell yeah, remastered I don't know.
Remake, yeah.
She also has health bar.
This isn't just Geralt's cannon partner, noop.
Jennifer is the cannon partner for Geralt as they are tied together by destiny or by a
djinn who tied them together, like they belong together basically.
And Triss is always wanted Geralt, but Geralt was like nah.
But then in the game, so this is not to do with the books, the game takes place after
the books.
In the game Geralt gets Amnesia and Triss kind of doesn't tell Geralt about Yennefer
Just kind of like...
Ooh, well, you know, take the opportunity to...
Be something to forget!
And get together with...
Geralt.
Kind of a bad friend, Triss, huh?
Well, it's presumed that she's dead, I suppose, but still.
It was presumed that he was dead, too, so...
I don't know man, what a player.
Well, I remember a specific part of in the books where Tris was basically like trying
everything she could to get Geralt to sleep with her.
Knowing that Yennefer wouldn't be okay with it, I guess.
Not to say that Yennefer and Geralt are like faithful, they're like open relationship
kind of thing. But like, it's... I think there's too much emotions going on.
I don't like this Tristlander. I'm just saying the Lord, what can I say?
Hmm... I'm a mutant.
you think it's dying? I mean I'm a mutant. The mucous cells I diagnosed are very similar
to cancer cells. In some ways they're more effective than healthy cells but they're out
of control. They converge to create a red tissue. Very unpleasant. A poor thing. But
you brought up an interesting point. Want to know the core difference between mutants
and non-mutants? Of course. Of course I do. The changes made through alpha and
and magic in your body would require thousands of years to develop on their
own. This development would result from genetic errors that would cause your body
to adapt, become a more efficient organism, effectively mutate, but over a
very long time. When this development occurs over millennia, across multiple
generations, we proudly call it natural selection, evolution. When it occurs
quickly in a single organism or a few representatives of a species,
We frown on it as a mutation and here. I thought you like well what else
the Klan's highly venous and my God's for an antidote your witcher's metabolism should neutralize the rest of the toxin
But it's really different you I wouldn't rely on my mutations alone and ask mark selection breathing
I know the earth but haven't the faintest where I might run right here. I need to think figure out how I want to fight the
Kaden maybe I won't need the potion do what you will but don't say
But before you go see her ask some of the locals about us mark
You could try Cedric the voice of garyl to this favorite romance option is shawnee
Right, but listen the first time he meets shawnee. I think she's like 15 years old. I think it's weird, bro. What can I say?
I don't know, man!
Is Metallica my favorite band?
My favorite band?
No, probably event Schemethold, maybe?
Maybe...
It's better this way...
Shame this game is not a Gwent. I'm sure there's more that would be Gwent.
Key required! Oh shit.
Give me the key.
Oh, there it is.
My bloody hell. Oh, lucky it's that.
I didn't see what was in it before I looted it.
What was in it?
Captain's log.
Oh no.
I took off my boots again.
Chad, this menu is very confusing.
I want to read the book, but instead I took off my boots.
It's like not even close.
Catus Logo of Pedras Siddly, the expedition of Locke Muni,
has proven a successful success.
That will not only please both King Fultus, who
so generously backed the expedition,
as well as the university.
Oswin seems exceptionally pleased.
I have never seen that before seen a sorcerer jumping
for joy.
Oswin tried to get the crew to mutiny,
offering them the valuables we had discovered,
in order to keep the artifacts for himself.
Fortunately, Foltas marines remained loyal, passing vergan.
There was a battle in which we sunk the Deren din.
We had to flee, though, continually
attacked by the Harpy summoned by Oswyn Spell.
Oswyn Spell still has the power to attract monsters,
even though the sorcerer now lies at the bottom of the river.
The soldiers barely, bravely repelled the monstrosities that harass us.
I'm almost finished with my report to Oxenford, which sums up the result of our research and
marks the location of the Theron's resting place.
We're almost home.
It didn't make it far, huh?
We're already here, we should probably finish this one.
Down, down, down in the river.
Can we get a hint where it is?
Keep in mind that there might be another boat wreck further up the pontar.
Okay.
Welp.
This game doesn't help you much with directions.
the heck is a palm thar first of all is this a shipwreck right here you know what
this game really needs more bloom true it it doesn't have enough bloom I think
that every like this is the perfect like this is a good amount of bloom but
I couldn't use some more one there's a river oh it's not in this chapter oh
Right, so this isn't for the future. Thank you.
What the heck is an ostomark?
Let's go talk to...
Ostomark, zero out of one.
Maybe it's something I can make?
Zero out of one, huh?
Just smear some Vaseline on the screen to get more bloom.
Hello, Jake, I'm good, how are you?
I also need some motion blur and screen shake.
Oh, you should have seen the screen shake yesterday when I fought a troll.
The whole screen was like...
It was almost hard to like see your character.
It was crazy.
Y'all have yalps?
Uh, yes.
It's like they saw oblivion and said, whatever they do, we do more.
Starting with the bloom.
You find Osmurk in a cave.
What the heck is Osmurk?
I didn't understand that part.
It seems like I can't really go around here much, herb or something, some mushroom or herb.
Right, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Let's see if I can go up on this side.
Maybe there's a cave over here.
I felt like there's not...
Well, I found a cave behind the waterfall.
I didn't go in there though.
But in Witcher 1 it was like this.
So you could go in anywhere.
Any caves and what not.
But there was always a quest tied to each cave so it feels like it was better to find
a quest first.
The ram stuffed with sulfur and a dead cobbler.
Straight out of eastern legends.
Not good enough for the cavern though.
Look at the poor sheep, it's like, he has both the eyes.
What do you think?
I'm trapped, I'm trapped forever.
Ah, he's like, it's like a Cedric, that's true.
Let's go find Cedric.
I know where Cedric is.
If I can find my way out of this place, did we come down there or here?
I feel like we came down here, oh yeah here it is, here it is.
There's no yellow paint Chad!
I'm just getting way better at graphics, well yeah, that's the thing about graphics,
and by the time they get better, they look really good right now, some high graphic
games right?
Maybe in ten years it will be like
Oh, that's not that good. I think look you can see the friggin lines. They're not perfectly smooth, right?
Ah that rock doesn't have
realistic
Edges or is there shit?
It's always gonna be like that. I remember seeing oblivion and let's go oblivion for the first time
I was blown away. I thought it looked like real life. Like I thought it was peak. It's like wow
That's insane. It's never gonna look better than this
I'm blown away by Mario 64.
Yeah I remember thinking that for some games.
Yeah.
It's just like, with some time, you know.
And I feel like, even though I don't like the idea, the future of gaming, I think
I mean it's probably gonna be a future where we don't have consoles, right?
We just like stream everything or what not?
I don't like the idea of that at all, but that's like what I feel like is a logical conclusion.
And just imagine what the next step is after that.
I mean we hate the idea because, but I bet like...
Back in the those days people hated the idea of not having CDs for their music as well and were like, you know, it's always going to move forward. That's just how it works.
But for now we can keep our consoles. Subscription for everything. Oh yeah.
If you can still buy CDs and booties, yeah you can.
I'm not saying that it doesn't go away in a flash.
It needs to be gradual.
But like, imagine...
And also imagine if, like, I don't know if VR is going to be...
Like imagine AR that's like as detailed as VR or like imagine you can put on goggles
but they're transparent but you see the game.
So you still see your room but it's in the theme of the game.
Wouldn't that be kind of cool?
AR would be cooler.
What advice? Why is it so suspicious here?
Yeah, I'm talking about augmented reality.
Goggles?
Uh, wait, he's out here though, isn't he?
Can't wait to see Doom, but in my room.
So cool, right?
You can rent the piece 5 now? Yeah, I saw that.
Why is my PC working hard right now?
You good?
I think he was...
Hold on, let me check the map.
I'm over there. Okay, he's definitely...
up here. He's right here.
A.R. is already used for some military attacks so we'll filter down.
Sounds pretty cool.
We won't have computers or consoles anymore anyways, everything will be cloud, same at
some point and everything will be controlled by brain interfaces.
Sheesh!
Cedric!
I want to know where the Ostmark is.
Cedric, I need some Ostmark.
a rare variety of moss grows underground. I know it. There are some caves to the south,
deep in the woods. If moss-merk grows anywhere in the area, it will be there.
Alright. Beneath the elven ruins. That's not the hospital ruins, is it? Did you spot
And I'm awake the old version made my Ryzen 5, 5, 600X and my 2017 my Linux PC swept pretty loudly.
Really?
Maybe she's just trying to make an insane amount of frames or something, I don't know.
I have these in gone as well.
I'll wake up one on the laptop.
Potato laptop at 25 for FPS first time.
It sounds like a very cinematic experience!
Ah, what is that?
What the heck? Oh, shit, it's a little dude.
I can't say it anymore, Jack.
They sound like cougars.
Oran's noise.
Say what?
Like they sound like cougars.
This is a specific song from a group I don't remember what it's called.
somebody in chat knows the song goes like this
it's a while ago I heard it so I might not be completely on do you do you do
And there's a phone sound.
Do-go-do-go-do-go-do-go-do-go-do-go-do-go-do-go-do-go.
Rargh!
No?
Like that!
It was behind a waterfall.
Well, look at that, Chad.
I was right.
Thundercat bite her at the thoughts.
Yes, that's it! Holy shit! You got it.
Okay.
That's a song.
Thank, thank.
Cheers.
Oh, Tower of Rejection. And then another bloody cheese.
Cheese, love.
Bloody hell, quite indeed. Oh, that's what it was. Yes indeed it was.
What a touch.
Oh lord, some more little...
The goblin's more attractive now.
That's exactly the same sound file as that song, I swear.
Heavy attacks do so much more damage and they don't take that much longer to execute.
These creatures almost killed Geralt one time early in the books, right?
I think this slash is throat or something.
What's creature?
Little goblin looking dudes.
Ow.
Ow.
You have any shots? Yeah I do.
I think we got him now.
What are the names? I've never seen them before.
Uh, you can't... well, the...
the start was an N.
I think it's that creature that killed or that almost killed someone early in the short stories books. I think the first book even or the second one maybe.
Last wish.
That's the one melancholy.
Let's find some Oost-Murk here.
How's it pronounced?
With two Ks.
It's part of it.
The magnifying glass male enhancement.
I checked, bro, bugged what he wrote.
name of the creature that's what it is. Oh my god, really? What is that?
Greater rock cave! Oh, it's a stinky, stinky boy.
Ow. Oh, the poison. Shit. Rock cave. So big, yeah.
So it's a blind folk? You know what we're talking about?
Well, if you are blind...
they're just shit these are called rot fiends that's what you want to know
right rot fiend
do you think about the blind chatters I don't think there's many blind
Chatters not gonna lie. I mean I'm not gonna say there's none
Oh
The blinds on I'm very lost right now
I use braille to type
Well I don't think blind people necessarily would have a problem typing.
Especially with today's technology.
I mean you can...
Thank you...
Thank you French Dallion for giving this up.
So I am blind 69.
Can I get your knife?
No this is a believer.
It's a cleaver.
That's what you guys would call it, right?
My screen reader goes nuts reading chat.
I can imagine.
I will show you my cleaver.
Do I peel my carrots?
Hell no!
There it is.
Permittable weapon.
What do you mean?
It's average.
It's an average ice cleaver.
Take that.
Take this.
How do I take this?
Take this!
And this!
Got him.
It's for Rothwein Circumstitions.
Bro, what?
Is that where your mind went?
It's got moistened for that.
Now we need to make a potion.
Got some noblins!
You said out loud why?
I read all my chat messages.
Well, the size of the cleaver is the swing of the chomp.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Having a small cleaver might actually put a dent in your efforts.
Especially when you have a large piece of meat.
Butts.
Butts, chats.
You know, yeah. With enough swings.
So go get them, Tiger.
Go get them, Tiger.
Alchemy.
Uh, osmurk.
No wait.
I think I'm fading the wrong thing. How to make ostmurk? How to make?
Did I make it? Monoghuz?
Oh
That's what I need make monogu's version how do you guys know that
Like how do I know how do you know which one I need to make oh it's does it say here
I'm so confused. Well, okay, let's make Mongeau's. Yeah
Yeah, that was correct
Osmurik is ingredient of the potion. Yeah, but it doesn't say that it's in...
Oh, I don't know.
N.C. Dubro, thanks for the...
It is up to Goblin, dude.
Yeah, I know but I didn't have to choose a specific game, yeah I don't know, it looked
weird.
The menus are confusing for me.
Ah!
A trap!
The trap!
The trap!
I got to wake up in 5 hours and 10 seconds of watching these trains and help.
I'm going to get my ass kicked here, or...?
Can I go in, please?
Somebody's attacking me.
Oh shit, I think I found him.
Two of them!
Ow! Stop it!
Did she find Somersault on swamps?
Okay, it'd be boring so we can fall asleep. All right, okay, I'm gonna start being boring now
And then some somebody's just gonna say oh, I thought you were already doing that
She's like my guitar and I woke up
Really? That's funny.
We're in the city! I like that there's no cutscenes between going in.
You better run.
Oh shit.
Sorry, officer.
It's the name of the Neo 3 boss and Mika Struggle with the most.
It was a human boss, really.
I just had a bad day when I was fighting it, but it was a hard boss, it wasn't easy
thing. Yeah I've read all the Witcher books but not hello. Hey. I haven't read
did leave this one just came out you know
nice fresh alien is a big boy you can you can make some decisions what is this
nice place with beds we're gonna steal it all in our shit
What is that supposed to be why this is is that a toilet that on time it is a toilet
Is it toilet room? It's a toilet, isn't it? Are the books good? Yeah, I'd say they're
good. Honestly, if they make a remake of this game, they need to add more bloom otherwise
Anything else would be like...
imaginable, honestly.
The queen's chair.
You slide a bucket under it.
Can I talk to this lady, or is she just going to sleep for every...
Morning, lady!
Hey
Hey, I
Must say they've definitely
mastered the
Plastic surgery
In this town
Handlines before the invented
But before they invented electricity, they invented solariums.
There it's all natural.
So listen, this is not how natural look.
South Tanner!
They were just built different back then?
Oh right, okay, that's fair.
Stuffed with cotton.
Well still, it doesn't define gravity, you know.
you wanna bet yeah sure natural with the bus say no no no it's not quite the
silhouette of the that course that gives guys I know they can give a big
cleavage, yeah, but not that... like, silhouette.
Unless we're literally using, like, some...
...thing that's just under the shirt, completely separate from the body.
I wonder what this lady is...
...I'm looking for.
Oh yeah! I can change hairstyle, you're right!
I need to find the library to change hairstyles.
Sounds weird, but the barber was in the library apparently.
According to a note anyways.
What does it look so uncomfortable to wear?
Um, they don't have to be.
They definitely can't be.
Get those horses, witcher!
Stealing bread from the mouth of honest craftsman.
Is something during Peach?
Hell yeah.
Look at this guy repairing the roof.
how much will you use my art?
this child is following me
why didn't it work?
why didn't push that work
yeah it's level up i think
There's no glance here, yeah.
Library.
Library.
The rest are empty worker.
Hmm, what do you say, library in Swedish?
What do you say, kind of like, in Spanish?
Did that be the library?
Could be here.
This doesn't look like a library.
Mommy!
This does not look like a library at all.
Mommy!
Look at this guy's hat.
Wow.
People at sea.
Is this a...is that a post box?
be a blue tee can i take a look?
oh, ooooh!
you should subscribe to me chan
what are you saying go to sleep bro?
How do you say, go to sleep bro?
Go leg day, broschan!
That's it.
How do you say, go to sleep bro?
Go leg day broschan for fun!
I took off my boots again, this is getting out of hand.
In answer to inquiry regarding the local ban producing fish tech, I have something to inform
you that we have no record of the co-dilectivity of this kind in Flotsam, excluding tab and
brawl, which is relatively free of vice. A fact we all owe to the energetic efforts, is
that what the word is? Energetic? Efforts of commandant laurel. Reading is hard. Parker,
thank you for the prime five months. Thank you, Crispy, thank you for the prime two
two months. Thank you, thank you, thank you. That's a thank you, thank you Falcon for the
prime five months as well. Thank you.
Rumors of the Brigade Dimitri are likewise false. The rogue in question was executed for
his crimes, of which I priced you in my previous report.
Commandant Laredo urged me to convey that he advises you to replace your informer, as
the present one apparently fabricates information, but simply he likes like a dog.
Thus, tarnishing the good name of the intelligence service, the commandant also wonders whether
your next inquiry will regard a flock of pigs flying over flocks and for elves approaching
the garrison walls.
Gentlemen, please, may the gods preserve Tameria, Lewis Merris' royal burgemeister.
Probably read all that right.
Can you read again? No way?
This book is like trying to add extra words in your essay.
Lord of the Pings, make it with your one for once.
I'm a witcher!
Mommy!
I'm a witcher!
Ha!
Yeah!
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy!
Mommy!
Chubbuzi!
You're still screaming and dinging.
You're blundering.
Maybe it's like up now?
I don't know if I'm looking for the right lady here.
Looking for the right lady here.
Glow down, hear me.
Oh, there you are. Jesus Christ, I'm gonna forever find you.
Witcher, I've been awaiting you.
We need to kill a monster that sinks boats.
Afraid?
No, but I suspect we'll need to draw it onto the shore.
Leave that to me.
I can't wait. I bet it's something spectacular.
Believe it, you'll do the honors the honors once on the riverbank. You'll kill him her whatever it is
Why did I make the potion is that to drink before we fight
How does she pick that hat this is her bra, she's wearing it in the fashion of her land
I'm boozey.
Mommy!
No.
Miss Magic and the Beast.
She's right. Something that large couldn't possibly evolve in the waters of the Ponta.
It looks like the result of some botched experiment.
It's growing rapidly and will probably age just as quickly.
Is a bride meant to be a man or a woman?
Probably a man?
We're not sure.
So I just thought that then they'd go to smuggle, sort that then, they've got...
They're going to work together.
Ha! Smuggle, sort that.
Is that so? Very well. Ask what you will.
You're in tris nojala well.
Are you in tris friends?
Friends? Colleagues, I'd say. Acquaintances, perhaps.
I know all the sorceresses in the north. We aren't that many in number.
Which is why we support one another.
It's quite a contraption, what is it?
It's communicating now.
A megascope?
Many complicated magical operations.
It allows me to communicate with other sorceresses, for instance.
Got something going with the Commandants?
I never expected to see you at Laredos.
Whereas I was sure you would show up there.
The Commandant is terribly jealous about his small trading post.
Anyone of import is summoned to hear him out sooner rather than later.
What do they want from you?
That is my concern, certainly none of yours.
We're not a tandem, Geralt.
We'll kill the K-Round together, but that is all.
What?
I don't have any boots.
I'll be ready soon.
I certainly will, so.
I keep taking off my boots on accident because when I go into the inventory and I press X right away because I want to read.
Look, if you look at this menu, you would assume, right, that I was on the book quest item on the left, right, because of the little black outline.
Well, you're not, you're on boots.
So I keep clicking X, unequipping my boots.
Then you have to go back and put them on again.
I'm your Scandinavian without telling me.
What?
How?
You don't need boots?
True.
Because it's taught for keyboard, a lot of people, this game was also made for consoles.
This game was very well, very well made for consoles.
I'm trying to feed right away, bold move.
There's one to sniff his cheesy feet.
Ewww.
I'm confused now, Chad, because I found Osmoorich.
So what do I use it for?
I don't need to level up before I find it, right?
Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do, Do.
Jamie!
Hmmm, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, Do, Do!
Oh, Guild No Lung takes 200% damage when stabbing the back.
check in your steps 150 it's not that much less but it is less
drink it before the fight yeah but why does he go find us more fight go to go
with still to fight the K-Ran he says like there's a choice there but I don't
I don't think so.
I guess I'll just drink the glass.
Let me check it.
Let me check.
Provides protection from the toxic mucus.
When it wasn't 20,000 protections, I don't like when I accidentally take out my, hello.
Look at my guns.
My guns!
So, oh I thought she had a tattoo, but she has a card on her shoulder.
Trying to look in her shoulder.
Such a card.
An ace of arts.
Oh, interesting.
Alright, let's go ahead.
There's no... this is Steam version. Yeah, no mods.
Wrong door.
Plot sound!
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
Any progress?
I am ready.
I've got everything I need. Let's go.
Before we set out, you must make sure we'll get paid.
Talk to the merchants by the warehouses.
Alrighty-o.
Merchants by the warehouses. Here's your card. Let's see if we can find it.
There you see the ace of hearts on her shoulder. What is that? Wait, hold on Chad.
What is that on your necklace?
Wait.
Oh!
What is that?
A key?
That's a weird looking key.
I gotta find the warehouses. What the heck is the warehouses?
I wish a map would be more detailed. It's so like, zoomed out. I can't zoom in either.
Oh yeah, I can. But it doesn't give me more info.
Certainly, you're welcome to
And if you're a ranty a merchant not to be nosy, but don't you hide to kill the Karen?
I've had my fill of this place. These guys probably okay. It is finally lifted
Rita won't let you traders out until it suits him seems he needs you here for some reason
What's that supposed to mean damn it? Is he organizing some international trade fair?
I'm a subject of King Demo vent, but I tell you Demo vent's dead
I guess it wasn't him.
I need to sell my junk.
Will you buy my junk?
Yunk.
Yunk.
Yunkie, yunkie, yunk.
Within the wrong rope ladder
Wow, that's some young
So it's not him I'm supposed to talk to them even though he mentioned the thing I'm supposed to talk to you about
Greetings
The dog I was trying to talk to him
Like I was pressing was it why doesn't work to talk to this guy
Why?
Why is he so tall?
He's taller.
Package please.
Why is he so tall?
style good luck to you I'm off to 10 now wait what was the message what about
the message that's the message I quote him faithfully listen to Roach in every
plowing thing because though he's a prick he's also a patriot vultures
already circle full tests courts but I'll manage get the sons of bitches and
keep your head cool PS you really fucked up at the castle me I didn't do
Oh, 9!
The Lalli Lilulu?
That's a nice looking package.
I don't think it was my package, anyways.
What the heck did it give me? A book?
Bruh.
Yeah, I read the rest, the old books, the genre in New Pansor you have to see me, I
I still gotta find a warehouse merchants.
Just some gooooooooooooooooooooooom.
Wait, maybe that's a separate quest.
It could be.
Never know.
Third devotion is for fighting.
Damn it.
There's no command list for M247, it's just very basic commands.
That's a mining and fishing I guess.
If you were a child would you like to become a witcher guys?
as a dox? oh yeah i could be a dox
shut up kids
how do i reach hell? well yeah hell yeah? what the heck? you know that you're not
going to be able to be
you're not fertile
and
You have to go through...
Sorry.
There was some scammering, Shant.
Uh, what was I talking about?
Oh, yeah.
They're infertile.
You have to go through excruciating pain to maybe successfully turn into a witcher.
And then you have to also, you're kidnapped from your family.
never to see them again this merchant maybe it's him no the random as
merchants god damn it
sounds nice finally some quiet time
thought some's got a garrison you don't need a witcher. that's fair
oh thank she just tell like why doesn't it give me a quest marker or something
okay I guess this is like friggin it's like kind of force field was covering me
Invisible Force Field, it's in your journal. Invisible Force Field, Chad!
Where found some osmarch? How do you...
Uh, Gert decided to give me some rest and like... blah blah blah.
No, this isn't mentioned at all.
There's a magical effect you scare, blah blah blah. I heard none of this osmarch when necessary.
Maybe it's this one.
Yeah, here it could be.
Um...
What about the monstrous Fotsam?
I heard a beast attack a man with a pier.
During my curiosity he went to investigate.
Indeed, these people said...
A victim, ba-ba-ba.
Cary and Lair learned the monster was heavily toxic.
Just came to hear the formula in motion.
But he needed to do a non-herbous Oostmark.
Blah-blah-blah.
The witcher found the elf in question about the monster.
And no it doesn't mention anything about who I need to talk to in order to start the quest
The next one down. Oh my god is a separate quest for it. Why is there separate quest for it? That's so weird
Okay, yeah, yeah, there it is. Thank you
There's three quest for one quest
What's the matter with you?
Leave her alone!
The mutants pursuing me!
Nothing was to die for me.
I wonder three quests.
She's not going to want to double the fee and I'm in well, we're managing it together now. So as I see it you should double the reward
You just
You'll double the reward
Oh
You'll double what you offered 80 to Tanserville because that's what the contract's worth
So be it I
Assured to be professionals and worth every last copper paid to you
It's a gift. Tell me what you know about me
I'm not a witch, I'm not a gammie. I've no knowledge of these things.
Look at them more.
That plowing elf Cedric, most probably.
You're supposed to know all about monsters.
Now, let me be.
Shit!
Oh, that'll work!
Thank goodness for the scammer.
Plus one.
Owie owie.
There's a green in there.
I also saw the thing about Phil Spencer leaving the company.
Alright, so we got that, settled.
We got double the money.
Yo!
Double the money!
Double the money!
Double the money!
Now I just need to find the lady and tell her.
It's all good, man! Big for the prime!
Seven months!
Well, I'll fit. Thank you.
So, I had a hair on my lips.
I need to do some gassu.
My favorite song.
Uh...
What's my favorite song?
I don't know.
The merchant told me to talk to Cedric, I already talked to him before so it didn't like, it assumed I would have done this already I think.
Forgive me for my crimes.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
For tonight.
Any progress?
I'm ready.
I've got everything I need. Let's go.
Excellent. Ready?
Are you wearing makeup?
We all have our rituals.
From what I know, Caerans are colorblind.
Enough, girl. Time to draw the beast out of the water.
Got an ace up your sleeve?
I always do. Don't get eaten, and we'll soon both be heroes.
I hope you're right.
You descend into the lair. I'll stay on my way.
He doesn't get it, child.
Take care. It'll be extremely dangerous, even on land.
Okay!
I need to take my potion now, yeah?
Forgive me for my crimes
Also my favorite game is Eldering
Oh no, I was just gonna take the Macrosian
But I didn't bring my potion, chat.
I can't say I've bring the potion now, I think.
Oh my God.
I'm an ugly guy!
I'm an ugly guy!
Damn.
Well, shit, I'm kinda screwed.
Trot again!
Ow.
Oh yeah, that does hurt.
Whyyyyyyy?
Okay, I'm gonna, don't backstab me if piece of sh...
Where should I ping?
She is.
It's not attacking me here though.
Oh my gosh, she's...
She thinks she's Freya.
She thinks she's Freya, Chant.
But can I please, like, load another save?
Oh yeah, I did say. Okay, okay. Now we can sit.
Meditation. No breathing.
Drink potion. She's gonna yell a lot during this fight.
Yeah, great.
Swallow too, yeah?
It's a trap!
Drink a lot of toxic stuff.
Maybe she wouldn't yell if you tried to adhere then.
This game is a remake?
No, this is the old game.
I mean I think this slightly remastered version or updated is the same version.
I can't even trap it anyway.
Damn it, it's no damage now.
Oh my god!
shut up I'm gonna freaking use Quinn oh it doesn't like work I hear you where do
I put the trap or like what oh my god girl yeah you trap it
Okay, I'll put it here.
Where'd I put it?
What'd I trap? Jesus. Oh my god.
Oh lord!
I tried trapping it with the eardrum?
Oh no, I didn't think of that. Oh thank you.
I don't know what to trap.
They made the sign here.
It's a freakin' work!
There we go.
I think I trapped it with the eardrum.
Oh shit, let's go!
Trapped with the eardrum!
I have to see where it attacks first.
He's fucking mad.
Whee!
What happened?
Oh, he broke the thing.
I drank Swallow, didn't I?
Yeah, I did.
God damn it.
I keep getting hit.
I'm trying to dodge it, but...
Oh, let's go!
Oh, let's go!
If I'm thinking, I think you'll be be gone, so...
Oh, shit!
Oh, it's gonna be good.
Adam!
Trapper!
What the?
Adam!
Adam!
What am I doing?
I'm saying we can
Trapper with the
Adam.
I'm saying we can
Trapper with the
Adam.
I'm saying we can Trapper with the
Adam.
They're not getting hit, it's only good for your health.
Nice, nice.
It's history match.
How nice could I fly so much, bro?
Jesus Christ!
It's OOP!
There's so much damage, it's crazy.
Eden! Trappin' with the Eden!
Okay, what can do this?
it's like it's a monster or something yeah it's so weird I know
maybe if I block, maybe block these kind of work?
so I'm gonna try to see where I need to bait it
Okay, let's just put it here.
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, don't stand close.
Freaking hate pass, isn't it?
Jesus Christ!
We have tools for this!
I'm definitely dead.
It's angry!
Watch out!
Ah!
Swish!
Swish!
He's gonna kill itself.
I'm not doing it.
I'm doing it Chad.
I want to break free.
I want to break free.
Why?
Wee!
Oh my god what the heck?
Waaaaaah!
Ahhhh!
Hey this is cool.
Weeeeeee!
Wait no no I missed it!
Ah!
Shit!
I missed one thing!
Do you see how fast I was?
I missed one thing! Do you see how fast it was?
Almost got it Chad! Almost got it!
It was real close so we'll get it this time.
I'm not a great star.
For the hell of it at all!
Here again!
Hope it wasn't even!
Never was even!
Good sign.
She actually sounds like sugar you guys, and certainly when you both are screaming.
Well he does check on me a lot, he doesn't check on Ella though.
He's used to Ella.
The game of the leasers say if you die.
I know, yeah.
She seems crazy for this game, because it's not super, you know, it's kind of quirky,
I mean
Ouch!
Turkey game
I guess he knows a lot of great play and screams and everything
I don't think I need to go for the second one.
I don't think I need to go for the second one.
Yes.
You know what we call them if I'm just here? I don't even know where it is. What it is?
Do I want to bring Yoshi in? Yeah, I'll have to bring that. Maybe I want to bring Yoshi in.
Absolute... oh shit, I'm dead.
Ahhh!
Which one?
Wait, why did everyone stop playing sticks?
really killing rear-shoots or is there behind the scenes drama?
Maybe people didn't like it?
No story pick today?
I'm pretty sure it was a story pick.
My, my, my
Aiden, chop it with the Aiden!
I think I'm going to actually mention it.
Yeah, I'm not saying the boss is far, it just hits everywhere sometimes.
I can't even close.
Oh, that's a weird.
Ouch, backer yellows, we're talking about boss fight.
oh that is hard because you can't always see like when they're gonna come
I think this boss is hard well it's mostly hard well it's a it's a gimmick so
yeah saying that it's hard when you don't know it's pretty obvious but
saying it's easy if you if you know what to do it's pretty obvious but the
hard part is like doing that good I guess it's like a gimmick fight gotta
I'm gonna take the tentacles out. It's not like you gotta take your sword and slash it everywhere.
I'm just gonna trap you with here, then. Look, she's yelling.
Gimmick!
I saw you think gimmick like Ella. I'm not using gimmick like Ella. I'm using gimmick like me.
I think there's some, think what you want to have.
Wow, that one is good to swing.
Swish and click!
Yeah, I don't even know how people go into glitch.
I don't know.
How?
I'm going to say yes, I'm going to say yes.
I just said yes.
Oh yeah, Dream actually, sure.
Are you gonna come?
Maybe we can meet for once.
That'd be cool.
Now I gotta go to the gimmick part.
Quick time in a minute.
Why?
Aaaaaaack.
Stop spamming, otherwise you will die.
Okay...
Oh, shit!
So, you're gonna do the rest of the damage?
Ah, what the-
Okay...
Well, that kinda sucks.
Connector gets past!
What the heck am I supposed to do with him?
What?
Okay.
Erdan.
But I didn't have any balls on the tentacles.
I don't understand what to do.
What even attacked me?
Like a...
Is there remaining tentacles?
No, but I need to attack the balls only.
That's what the finest song is so far.
Inactive Balls.
Also it slapped the shit out of me. Did you guys see that?
If it slapped me one more time, I would have died.
And then some random like rocked it a lot of time.
Let's go to the Bladestorm.
The last batch.
So I went the wrong way, I guess.
I appreciate that, because I don't think I want to figure that out in a few tries.
God, that was a friggin' splice thing.
Splice.
Three hours, 16 years ago? Wow.
I can't believe some people call Geralt ugly in this game. Did they call him ugly in this game?
Haven't seen how it looks in Witcher 1. Holy shit.
Ah, shit, the friggin' tentacle bomb again.
I remember one of the kills so far because of our unhelpful back-seeing.
we
spam eggs but then you gotta stop, because otherwise you will die instantly.
do I, what, do I gotta climb it?
oh my god, okay, I would not have realized that.
I would not have realized that, sorry.
I think of that in the bed.
I think we've got it.
We did it. First try. Not a bad fight, wouldn't you say Geralt?
Are you alright?
I'm fine.
I'm fine I've used up much of my energy so if you needed help I've learned to
help myself hmm a sorceress worried about me should I be scared playing it
tough like every witcher what about the K-Ran I had no idea that'd be so big
Triss was right but mutated magically induced I must get to work collect the
most valuable ingredients what a shame so much will go to waste forgive me
Time is of the essence.
Farewell then.
Don't forget to collect the reward.
Oh, I won't.
Bum bum.
I leveled up to ten.
Huggy waggy.
Can I loot him? Oh, I can.
Yoink. Holy shit.
I got a trophy! My first trophy.
How do I...
Yay!
Wait, what the heck is that?
He's a tentacle?
Oh, it's a piece of the thing that, like, little teeth or something.
You good?
We'd best get to work.
Alright, bless your word for slaying the king around.
I feel like I did already.
We'd best get to work.
Oh!
They mean the...
Okay, yeah.
Don't you worry, don't you worry child, I brought up my band-aid, the money, the money, to draw up a contract.
You will level up? I will, I will.
The money!
I think bossing readings could be used in special crafting recipes, but I'm not sure.
Probably, probably maybe, probably maybe, perhaps, just for armor.
I do like myself some armor, I wish I had roach to ride.
So we're playing Witcher One with the mobs, never played it before and it's the only witcher I skipped.
I don't even think you need to play it with mobs, you can play it without mobs.
I can't really think of something like, yeah it's old and outdated, sure.
It was fine.
I had a good time playing it.
We're waiting for the remake? Yeah, wait a few million years for the remake.
And I think I've been playing for the tier one 11 mobs.
It's not outdated. Avowed is outdated.
Well, then I gotta say that both Avowed and Witcher 1 is outdated.
Because, oh god, that game is outdated.
Weber Joe, what's up?
This is Jank AF.
Well, then I'll tell you, it sounds like someone describing me.
But honestly, I feel like the remakes are probably not even going to have a lot of the
charming parts of which one.
Like I doubt you'll be able to collect women like Pokemon cards.
I just feel like nowadays that would be considered degrading.
So basically, if you sleep with somebody in Witcher 1, you get a card of that person
like naked, or like a picture of her.
There's not like a scene.
Instead there's a card, yeah.
I think the stew's ready.
That's what they yell?
Good work.
You've earned your reward.
I've done it.
I've worked the truth.
In Remake, you have to marry the first person in Sleepwits.
Okay, don't be tempted that bad.
Is this live? Oh, yes, Finn!
How's the conundight as a host?
How much money did I get?
What about that bonus?
What are you going to do?
What do you want?
What do you want?
speak with the wounded prisoner my one's allowed I'm here on commandant
the leaders orders I had to cut through with you but so get out of my way you
won't tell you much he's dying
thank you
young to me match well we don't know about Jen Jennifer much yet because
It's just an oven truck.
This is the prisoner?
Did they beat him in to pull?
Yeah.
any day now
Agh, thee
It's not at all what I want to do
That's how I use my
I'm playing with my sword
How am I supposed to use Axe if I can't use Axe?
Oh, thanks.
I gotta press X.
I was going to actually cast it.
Stop playing with your sword.
You wish, Horsen.
I'm no traitor.
He's raving.
That gun? Where am I?
In Flotsam. On the prison barge.
The convict's barge? I'm done for.
Yeah.
How did they catch you?
How did Laredo's goons catch Yorveth's right-hand elf?
I was betrayed. How else?
There's a witcher among the square-tell.
There's a witcher in Yorveth's unit, like every dawn.
He turned out to be a bastard. What happened? He betrayed us. He said he had an offer for me
Oh, so we met where roses of remembrance grow
I should have known roses of remembrance. Yes
She was the last in the world
He thought that I'd betray my elven brother in order to control the unit
I refused and there was a fight
Anything like it
No human can move that fast
He's a witcher
I was the first to be hit
Last I survived
I would have bled to death had Laredo's men not found me
Letho will kill Yorveth
And all will be lost
So many dead
So much suffering
All for naught
Is Letho his fault as killer?
Letho
the king's layer yes left though we have a name
why does this though what is human wants you're very sad why does the
Dwan want your bit dead you're with he doesn't J
my hatred but he no longer needs your face season as a thorn in his side I
I don't know what Leather wants
What's that sure with planning what does your with want life lots of copes now yourself
Tell me I'm on your side. I think it's gonna work in an elf
You're with your wet sure
This one has a Y. Oh, I heard a J.
Jorwith.
Juh.
Keep him...
I don't keep his secrets in his death.
Nah.
I love how he's going to work on him.
I work!
Oh shit, he actually in there.
What?
already for him. My enemy's enemy is my friend.
Warn him, Gwynblade. You're with fights, for that is what he does best. He's Enshay,
a real one, a free one. Among the last. Fighting makes sense. Now more than ever before, there
is still hope.
What are you talking about, Kieran? Hope for what?
For change. For a better tomorrow. I'll not see it. They'll torment me to death on this barge,
and I'll go gladly where the apple trees bloom. But you must warn your veth.
Whoa.
Oh, he's thinking. Holy! What the- Jennifer told me that Sirius had parted for good.
Shit. Oh, take my ring.
Before she left this one, she gave us to the Isle of Akavash, our island.
We stopped counting time. This is what happens in the end of the books.
People believe that the raids of the wild hunts are immortal.
They race across the heavens, gripping the bony hands, the swords, or lightning balls.
Ah, they take away mortals!
Everybody's expanding their... Shit! They burned the orchard and the house!
in the armor booths the trampled our islands oh shit it took her to Jennifer
why she they made off with Jennifer took her naked I had to get her back to
return to reality return to the witcher's path
why was she naked all time
This is supposed to be voice acting, I don't know.
So wait, that's what happened after books?
In the Witcher 1?
I've been to the Isle of Avallach, among the apple trees and the mists.
After the massacre in Riviera, Suri took me there, and Yennefer.
Wraith Raiders kidnapped Yang, and I pursued them.
Triss, this is important. I feel like everything's coming together.
No, don't remember Yennefer!
Triss screaming internally.
All the time?
And the book's girls dying? I don't feel like it was fully clearly dead, you know? It's
kind of like... it was like dead but dead, question mark? It was vague. So I wouldn't
say he died. Stop hating, she means with the rose of remembrance, she's literally helping
him remember Yen better. After- what do you mean stop hating? I cannot, I cannot. She
She still has not told him about it, for how long?
And you saw in the first game, she was clearly like, she was like, I don't know, what you
forgot?
Oh no!
You know?
What do you mean?
She didn't lie?
Oh yeah, she didn't lie, she just withholded the truth, which is the same as lying.
Withheld the truth.
I need to do this on my own.
It would be nice if I if you did
Okay, let's let's ask love your company. All right, then let's go
Cedric mentioned there are some old elven buildings near the Cascade in the forest. We should start there. Lead the way
Your traps bloody morning down there
Wakey-wakey kuffler, you'll fall it
Just looking at me.
I mean, Dandelion was there in the first game too, you could tell.
It's not like you were chatting with him a lot though.
But Dandelion wasn't sleeping with you.
Of course. What about that bonus?
right? or was he? speak for yourself
why two swords? does he lose them often?
but shani doesn't care
why would shani care?
she's not friends with tracer and thing
Why are people talking about a book when Witcher game was created way before the book, sloll?
Haha, okay.
Booba on the thumbnail?
Nice, welcome in.
I'm sure there's going to be more Booba, don't worry.
it's that kind of game. Yeah, Shawnee's... I like Shawnee as well.
Shawnee's cool. She's just a little young, I guess.
She's a normal human as well.
Not a sorceress, not living long.
I think if I remember correctly, the first time Geralt meets her, she's like 15.
And now she's like 20 something and it's like, he's how old is he? Like 70, you know?
It's a big age gap.
I think there's some enemies coming.
Geralt?
Oh, shit, it's through the trap.
Who works in twilight?
Who held this bedline in twilight?
I forgot.
18. Yeah, that's kind of messed up.
17, I think.
We need to take the path leading upwards.
Gardens in the middle of forests.
Those elves really like to complicate things.
Stop whining. It's not far now.
Basically glooming, I guess.
Ah, god damn it!
You seen this cope in high school?
So they're coding a beautiful legend about this place.
The legends are almost always beautiful.
Especially helping ones.
The reality of it means a lot to be desired.
You get to ask her old someone, it means she was not enough.
True.
We could learn to control it if you try it less.
Center drinks, table visions, and that's something I understand perfectly well.
Oh my, lovers.
Saving!
Beautiful.
I'm absolutely fine with spines, traps with my body.
How did the elves become so cruel?
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
We're picking these.
The final rose of remembrance, legend has it they wilt and less nourished with blood and also if they're sold
But give it to someone you love and it'll live forever
Hey girl, that's amnesia
This one's for you. Oh
It's going to wilt.
Thank you.
I don't have any more.
You can't stay here!
the garden must be deflawing the treasury what's a town chancellor do anyway
if you plan on to move we'd never shift it in one place I know we'll break off
the legs the heads remove it in bits break off your own head clown shut your
jack cunt how dare you call me lady and that's where I will have your head
So
Where's you peasants you
Yeah, she hit them with the staff, uh-oh.
Watch out!
No!
Oh.
Yay.
Whoa!
Where's Trist?
Oh, she's over there.
Wow.
Break them here, won't you?
Incredible what the N-shaped building with human ships ever appeared in the Pontard Altar.
Wow. So beautiful.
Oh no, we're trapped. Whatever are we gonna do?
Looks like we're stuck.
Help staff Chad, we're stuck.
Why are you looking at me that way?
Do I have something on my face?
What's going on in that head of yours, witch?
You can use a bath.
Chad, look away.
Oh, you know... stuff.
You could use a bath.
So could you.
Comey stinky? How dare you!
WOOOOOAAAAAAAHAHAHAA!
With magic!
In the way!
Cinema!
Wow!
That's a great spell to know, I am.
I don't think Geralt knows the spell.
She's going for me.
He's a waber and a witcher 3.
More cinematic.
Oh, and it's that body, I thought it was us, like flies all over us.
Oh shit, what are they wearing a
Witcher's blade
Letho comes here to think
Well, he's not here no so with no reason to stay
The Dwan stole the story of Elden and Simon
If they now steal our roses of remembrance, a more silly and shallow tale I've never heard.
An enchanted wood, a beautiful elven couple living within, a handsome human prince arrives,
riding a milk-white stallion, bloody Dwarf, re-enchained with a howl, limi-stiff-
It's still going!
commitment and sacrifice.
Oh my god!
That's way better than the Witcher 3, holy shit!
Mom, please, it's just a stream!
stream
Well
To take walks more often for a while there I forgot
Must have been the wind!
And you expect me to drop everything and tell Roach,
hey, it's been great, but I've got places to go and people to find?
You know, you could. I mean, you don't really owe him anything.
I'm just afraid you'll get caught up in something and you won't be able to back out.
Your ass is sly old elf. He's been fighting humans for a full century at least.
This lef-o is no common bandit either, and I shudder to think you put him on the warpath.
No, no, no!
I
Want you to know that I'm prepared to travel to the end of the world with you to save Yennefer I
Own you that I owe her that
Drop everything the trappings of court life politics the ruggicides, but you're fine
It's up to you
Did you think we were prime 29 months?
I don't want to lose you
You know guys I think I'm playing which is three three times I think
And I've never chosen Tris.
Same.
And I don't know if I can bring myself to do it.
I'm never just a Nyan. That's fair.
Now, do both in the next round. But if you do both, don't they not want to have anything to do with you both?
You don't like redheads? It's not about whether it's a redhead or a brunette or black hair or he can bald...
But whatever it is, whatever happens, I don't want to lose you.
I'd have to be an utter fool and complete ingrate to let you go.
That's... kind.
Thank you.
Does that mean we're leaving the Regisites to Roach, intending to our own matters?
I don't know, well...
Why would we have to leave Roach just to be together?
Oh no. Shit. I actually am the wrong thing. Oh no, the gorilla had to see the scene
again. Oh no! Okay, I didn't make a decision there. I just talked. Well, that was fun.
Oh Roach?
Ooh, he's here?
Ah.
Hi Roach.
Don't even think about a Roach.
We don't roll that way.
Right now?
I don't think that I'm going to be doing that.
But I'm on the video.
Oh man.
a dog and you're incapable of letting it go and you want to release that fiend we've
succeeded in cornering who's thrashing to get out of the cage we've put up around
you I want nothing of the sort I'm not leaving for a few more days in that time I'll catch
let go for you that's the Kingslayer's name incidentally I know how to get him how you
are not going to like this but it'll involve working with the Scoia'tael is your mind
completely plowed at this point the tris put this nonsense in your head you'll
get your king slayer soon I'll give you him or his head after which you'll
clear me of all charges and let me go my way what else perhaps you'd like me
to embrace your death and gratitude as well your that's not my problem I'm
no elf hunter I've never been one and I don't intend to become one you've
made your decision I can see that so be it but I think we all know who's
Well maybe I'm thinking with my prick, but I mean, that's going a bit too far.
Mika bombs, Mika bombs.
Agent Man, we've been here for 21 months.
What's going on?
Am I the asshole?
It's a long roach.
So long roach.
I have played Witcher 1, yes, I played the whole thing, I got all the cards, except for
one, because it bugged out.
Apparently, if you do a quest in the wrong order, you bug out one of the cards.
I did all the most side quest and stuff. Not all but most.
The one that got away.
Do you talk to Sultan about the squirrels?
Do you guys think that Sultan is actually working with the squirrels?
I mean, I don't- I believe it when he said it's not.
It's Sultan for crying out loud.
I don't know I feel like if I have to take a side so between squirrels and
full test I would probably go with full test I think
Why is my medallion wiggling?
Base?
Not the base?
There's a power.
Let's go take a bath.
There must be a hot mage around.
We got the hot mage detector.
Oh no! Some gnoblins!
They disappear so fast,
they just step like a millimetre away from where they spawn.
I'm reading the books. It's really hard to ever side with humans. I have read the books.
I don't remember why it would be hard to side with humans after the books. I mean, not all
humans are bad.
I would say the squirrels are hard to sign with, isn't it?
Humans are also monsters in the book, can you say if that makes sense?
yeah but not like some monster humans is make all the humans
monsters yeah I need to be crossroads of Raven so it's a good has a gun good
reviews
Oh shit, they're in my band.
My band!
It's making stream buffering a lot for anyone else.
So this is a problem.
I talked to Twitch about this problem and they have localized it and they're working
I'm fixing it but it said that it told me that it can affect certain streamers depending
on their location and also that it should go away after a few minutes.
Another worker on a fix.
Investigating a fix.
I like when they see it on there on their side they can see the problem at least
so that's great wait it's not the lady with the cards anymore but this lady
also has a weird-looking necklace what does she say my stream buffered
They're weird looking necklace guys.
It does look kinda weird doesn't it?
I don't know what it's supposed to look like.
Does this whole house have that shape?
It's just a guy riding a barrel.
There's a necklace?
Those VPN settings have been buried?
No, it's depending on the streamer's location, not the watcher's location. That's what they told me.
Because I did ask a bunch of stuff.
Like if it could be server related or whatnot, but no.
Well, not saying no, but...
It's in the external, like, yeah.
It doesn't matter where you are and stuff to my understanding so.
I'm not technical enough when it comes to server stuff to tell him like to say exactly
more unfortunately.
And that was for later. Bring it on, Flotsam.
Arm wrestling. We should probably try to
beat some dudes with arm wrestling. That could be pretty easy quest to get some
weed cash.
You know what I'd just say to go here. Maybe it's upstairs or downstairs?
It could be downstairs.
Is your server set in buffer or just work? Should be a big lever on the front.
Oh, I didn't even realize I could put it with the lever.
Silly me.
I think it's this table. I gotta fight these guys.
You don't have an easy time with me.
Why does he have ears for his necklace?
Hey yo!
take on Big Max. Big Max. Yeah, game does look good. Big Max. What's up Big Max? Damn right,
dude. Go for the highest bid here. Big Max. In company, please. What is your, what do
What do you guys order? If you order from your regular order at McDonald's, for example,
what drink do you get? I usually get bonakwa or lemon lime, which is like sparkling water
or lemon lime flavor. Vodka? Right?
Bartholomew Bargy. Nothing, just go. Never go to McDonald's. That's fair, that's fair.
I go occasionally. Red Bull and Vodka. Whiskey. I don't think you guys go there. We were talking
I went to different places.
They have a bar called McDonald's perhaps.
Tea, tea as your regular order thing,
strawberry milkshake.
The other day I had nuggets
and I ordered a milkshake, a vanilla milkshake.
And it was yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
Hello lady.
She's size.
I'll get you back.
What do you want?
I heard you're the local arm wrestling champ.
You bet I am.
I'd like to change that.
Many tried and walked away with shit in their britches.
You wanna go?
Hell yeah.
You bet I do.
Alright, come with me.
Let's do it now.
I'll be tied up later.
Huh?
Alright.
Oh.
He means like, he'll be tied up in other things, not like, physically.
Tied up.
When I go, mate!
I think we're supposed to go here.
The children always follow me around.
Ready?
Ooh, I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Ooh, a hundred, hell yeah.
Could be a double one.
I'm going to be a mutant when I grow up too.
I'm going to be a mutant when I grow up too.
This minigame is so easy.
Dream big kid.
Here are your organs.
Once we have a company of Adam Pangrat's mercenaries here.
I'm the strongest here so I took on a dupe.
But that lad's got super human strength.
He beat me like a child.
If you ever see him, tell him Bart Bargy drinks to his health.
Is that the next area?
I guess so.
I guess I'm done with thoughts I'm not now.
Do you guys think it's worth doing the contract or is it just if you want some extra money?
Or like this gives something special or some value, it's worth?
Really?
For money?
No, but I mean if it's not about money.
why is it worth it? or like can you say what that's boiling?
story does worse?
is this really Wichita 2?
indeed! it's a steam version. no mods, no nothing
this game's similar to Wichita 3
yes, no
it rolls and dies
For a story now, well normally you wouldn't really need it.
Alright, so it's more for money then.
Because I mean, killing a bunch of goblins, I don't really see the value in that.
Or the, it's not going to give me like a lot of happiness unless it does some story progression.
or I think it's just like feel like a witcher kind of quest. It's not really
super... super engaging, so to say. All right cool, thank you for your tips and tricks.
I'm gonna go in the city and then I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
Go Blinks! Both, both. Ingredients? I have so many ingredients of everything already. I have
so many greens I had to sell a lot because I had I was over cucumbered
I'm sorry I had my weapon out
I think someone locked other quests really other contracts
I just died joke over and over okay we're gonna be a B
Oh
Ever heard of doing it witch and stricken style
No, tell me he dialed the pluck tried to get it on false but the sleep and she wrestled a virgin in the morning
The one who haunts everyone will, but you, friend.
Remind me, which one was this Foltest they killed?
Wasn't even the one you always wanted us to call in daddy?
No, I've seen that one today.
Oh
Ever heard of doing it witch and strigger style
No, tell me
She's down the path, tried to get it on, falls off the sleep, and she rakes up a virgin in the morning.
You don't say.
Remain, which one was this full cast they killed?
Was he the one you always wanted to call in daddy?
No, I've seen that one today.
It's an over.
Ever heard of doing it, witch and strigger's dime?
No, tell me.
Down the flat, try to get it on false, back the fleet and she rakes up a virgin in the
morning.
You don't say.
Remind me, which one was this voltage they killed?
What's me the one who always wants to call in daddy?
No, I've seen that one today.
I don't know, though.
Oh, Rinn.
Ever heard of doing it, Witcher and Strigan-style?
No, tell me!
Down the flat, try to get it on, cause that's a cleave and she rates up a virgin in the morning!
Ooh, Rinn!
Remind me, which one was this Foltest they killed?
Was me the one who always wanted us to call him Dad?
No, I've seen that one today.
She's left the fleet and she rakes up a virgin in the morning.
Goring.
Remind me, which one was this voltage they killed?
Hmm, was either one of them always good just to follow that?
No, I've seen that one today.
to know them.
Oh, Rino.
Have you ever heard of doing it, Witcher in stricken style?
No, tell me.
Tell me down the flat try to get it on the false left the sleep and she rakes up a virgin in the morning
So I was reading a
I was reading a
Thing on the Instagram, this is weird like I made a new post on Instagram right and
And it didn't really have the same kind of outreach, it's normal.
So I was like, that's weird.
That happens to me once before.
And I think it's because I took the photo and it was in the bathroom.
So I think it was flagged for like sensitive content or something.
But it's weird because this one was in the bathroom or something like that.
But I did a little story post about it.
Like oh if you haven't seen my video or my post it seems like
Instagram isn't liking it much so here you go here's your post
but apparently
somebody's bought in my
post
Somebody told me that because if you go into the comments and check the comments all the comments have a lot of likes on them
And somehow that affects the visibility
Or something like that
I don't know how it works, to be honest.
No, there was nothing wrong with my post.
I think this is some kind of bot attack or whatnot.
I don't know.
I'm going to contact Instagram about it.
Well, sure, I've gotten so many likes in the comments.
Yeah.
Don't use Instagram.
Or at least happening to Lina too.
Never heard of that before
And bar Instagram why would too many likes be negative? I'm I guess it would flag it as being bothered
probably
If like close to have two little like we'll see quickly. Yeah, the flag post to have too many likes to put
Maybe we want to try some honest time to time.
I guess it's something like that.
Somebody's botting it, so it's not going to have the visibility that it should have.
Maybe it's just weird algorithm.
This is not a oopsie problem.
I checked on my like every single comment.
There's 100 comments on my posts.
Every single comment has 30 likes.
That's not normal.
There's something going on.
That's fishes, fudge.
It's very sus.
And also it has about one fourth the visibility, or like the people who have actually seen the posts.
It hasn't spread my posts out, like normal.
It has like blocked my posts from being showcased.
case so I don't know it's very weird and what do they gain from this you making
you less money I don't make money from my Instagram at all so just fudging with
me maybe I don't know like it doesn't affect my income wise luckily why is
that? Why is what? Why not rather? I don't know how to make any money on Instagram. Honestly I just
do Instagram. I do it very rarely. I'm not really... I don't really post that actually on Instagram.
I did one post and it's like I was like after a while I was like hmm this is getting
much less like visibility than normal and then I checked the statistic and it was like
huge difference compared to normal and I think like only you can see like the
statistics of people who see it who's like new followers not your follower and
like there was like almost only followers who got to see it so that
means it was like blocked from going outside so nobody else got to see it
I guess. Yeah, I stream full-time, yeah. I don't know, it's weird. What are you gonna
do, you know? What are you gonna do? I'll get some contact to Instagram, maybe.
hmm okay well let's go talk to solve them then
can't hurt a trick with them yeah if I get in response at all just forget about
it what do you mean
I guess he's in here?
I think he's in the tavern, I know that much.
There he is.
Sultan!
Hello.
I need to find Jorvis.
Jorveth.
Cheers.
Mm-hmm.
Come on, you can tell me everything on the way
It's amplified comments like what likes I mean, I don't want to do that
Rude, Sultan!
Did you do the best quest?
I want to do the best quest if I can get it
I don't know if it's available yet.
I'm running my face.
You easily miss it? Oh, is it early in the first area?
Later.
I'm still in the first area.
Yeah, I definitely don't want to miss a vest quest.
It's here?
Oh, in the town.
Really?
I'm not leaving the town now, am I?
Probably not.
I think there's probably more to go here.
Might be too late?
What?
Why would it be too late?
No!
No!
Why?
You get the necklace from Etsy? No, I bought it- it's an official one.
But it's- I bought it like 10 years ago, so I don't know if it's possible.
You're- you're going for a non-return point for this area?
What?
Then I reload.
how are you right this afternoon be this guy
good okay so how the I can check if I can get the best quest
there's a set of stairs in the market square all right let me go there and at
nighttime only yeah we can't be missing sort of interesting quest if you guys
think of any quests I need to do in a specific area. Please tell me about it so I don't miss it.
I didn't think that I was like already leaving the area though so that was my bad I guess.
Well here's stairs in the market square I guess.
And they're way too late at night.
I feel like I've been there many times at night though I haven't seen anything.
That upstairs in the market square.
I'm almost being able to get the sub.
Yeah, what you're too is pretty good graphics at least steam version
There's on the left of the tavern a little up to the town here
Geralt of Rivia, the King of the Witches, the Witch of Kingdom.
Come on, have a drink with us.
There she is.
I wouldn't mind a shot. Celebrating something.
A great victory.
Interesting.
We did away with theopatis or whatever.
I wanna get that too.
Thirteen hacks off his head and nailed it to his arse.
You behaved like swine.
Well, not allowed a bit of fun. It was only a wooden puppet.
come on let's play our game right toothpicks knife throwing care to try me all right
best against a witcher place your bets gentlemen send someone on best
I'm best no way witcher map on the wall okay best barrel witcher killed hay
Ah! No! I let it win. That's so clunky!
There they are! Those are the shitheads who desecrated Veilpatis' statue!
Bitchforks! Which were you, side bumpkin?
What's going on?
Nothing. We had a little competition.
They threw knives at a statue of Veilpatis. It's blasphemy!
Are gods desecrated by soldiers?
They're not born with soldiers, but blue stripes.
Bumkins? What does that mean?
Know what that means?
Blue or green is all the same to me.
They're horse-sons, all of them.
What did you say?
I just...
You said what you thought.
Good, that's the way.
Bear for this brave man.
And drink to my health.
Here's to the horse-son, Vernon Roach.
Vernon.
You've got shitty glassware in Flotsam. Not fit for a hero, but I've got an idea.
Drink the Horsens beer from the floor.
Yeah, do something.
What am I gonna do?
I'll try.
Vernon.
Fresh leg, yeah.
Leave him alone. It's not worth it.
You don't know shit. Consider this your lucky day, Mongrels, and get out of here.
Damn, she's gonna love me now.
What?!
You said do something!
Alright.
How could I forget? We ate peat, we were so starved.
I knew that thing.
I could have been half orphan, I wonder that too.
We're drinking mustard straight from the thing.
I didn't get minus one card, surely.
Oh, easy!
I didn't actually lose the card, right?
Can I have a little something, Michael?
Alright.
Hehehe.
Okay, let's go.
If only there were that many elf women at the brothel, let's begin. We'll see if 13 can beat the witcher
Okay
I'm gonna win easy
You see
I'm looking too so funny.
Okay.
This minigame is super easy by the way.
He's ridiculously easy.
Like, look what I have to do. Let's do it.
Let's see if I have another one.
You literally have to just...
Just like me at this.
Just like me, like me.
It's all over the battlefield.
It's a bad eye, son of a whore's arseys.
Oh, bank.
Got drunkers, newtch, you did.
Never seen anything like it in my life.
that actually loose the card anything like what such a sight leaning better you
don't remember but I want to know I tell you for a few or ends okay there I'll
freaking give you all the warrants oh my neck that's who oh shoot talk to the
madame she knows the details no I didn't miss a card okay good I have a tattoo
now oh my neck well been there I never been there I don't have a single tattoo
definitely know what I'm doing yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it that too if I
can you know that's funny
it scares the character you know I wonder if a witcher would be able to have
tattoos so or if you like this immune system will be so good that it'll be
able to kill it.
You know what I mean?
The Swedish one.
But you're really bad.
What the hell are you doing here?
And she's down there of course.
What the hell?
She's down there.
Let's see.
Go in here.
No, you're really bad.
You're pretending to be a fucking...
...gorge.
Yeah, gotta kind of time the reminder, you know?
What's up with your bee?
I guess she's downstairs.
She's gotta be here.
If you have no scores, you can have that too.
That score is not intense, so don't worry about it yet.
Oh really?
Alright, thanks.
Alright, thanks.
What the heck? I went too far?
Praise the police.
Hey!
I don't need to pale for it.
Alright, I don't think I've actually tried this one.
But let's focus on one thing at a time.
How, what happened during that night?
Oh, there she is.
Greetings. What can I get you fine?
What happened here yesterday, I can't remember a thing they say you know what happened here yesterday
I do but you'd be better off not asking darling. Okay?
Nothing's for free especially in a brothel
Having a hard bargain here Margaret all right talk five of you came in a crawl
in I should say I was crawling indeed one of the blue ones ordered five girls I
gave you the best because you showed me good coin what happened next how much
coin this is the interesting bit because instead of plowing them like the
normal soldiery you mounted them and told them to give you a ride to the
port that's the last in the uniform then this was here too sure was she
tried to stop you but you were too much for her
remind me which one was his fault if they killed
is this a lady?
but who's a lady?
I think that one today
I'll need you to pay up front
okay
I gotta get him a hundred I guess.
I'll need you to pale.
Ah, Sim is paying for 100 BDs.
He's spreading through all the cash in the brothel.
Yeah, I think it's okay.
At least I have over 2,000.
New! New scene!
I need some dress for the occasion.
Look away, Chad!
Wait, is this new? No, this is what they must love.
I thought this was a different girl.
Maybe it was the same girl.
Mine is a hundred!
I'm gonna be on speakers for this game. What is your what are you thinking? I did warn
you guys before. So no Vaude I guess? I'm still gonna have Vaude what do you mean?
I've not seen any combat only boba. We are playing the witcher. I wonder what they will do with these in
witcher 4 here with Siri? Well if you compare to witcher 2, witcher 3 was way toned down.
I really hope it's not going to be toned down with Witcher 4 I mean I thought that
which is like Witcher 1 was really toned down compared to what you're this
what you know what you're to which it's really peaking in the scenes which is
three is pretty damn good but nothing compared to what you're to so far
Hi, Beth.
The madam told me about the drinking binge yesterday.
I talked to the madam. Is what she says true.
I tried to talk you out of it, but you insisted you crossed the river on the
horse arses.
I tried for several hours, but it just wasn't going to be.
What happened next? You said you wanted to be one of the blue stripes and had
to get yourself a tattoo.
Oh my god.
one like ours and you got it shit where are my things you left them all over the place
i gathered them in that trunk by the window what a nice gal
bro i have a whole lot of tattoo would yeah
thanks miss oh nice lad huh
I mean, how the wearer is that too, and now he just accepted his fate.
Why do you kill non-humans?
Is your hatred towards the squoyatelle some sort of revenge?
You don't know me, Geralt.
Human or non-human, it makes no difference to me.
You were chosen to fight the squoyatelle, and that's the mission we pursue.
To me, the squoyatelle are but bandits hiding out in the woods.
If there were humans among them, I'd kill them in a flash just the same.
How did you become a soldier?
So wait, are you going to be able to transfer your save from the Wishers 3 to the Wishers
4, since it's kind of changing the focus of the story?
Because you can upload your save from 1, 2, and 3.
Doubted, but maybe I doubt it.
Man, what can I suck if they stopped?
Because that was kind of a cool part about witcher.
But they had little hints from a previous playthrough.
Why ask?
Nobody knows.
Or maybe they've said it.
I don't know.
That's why I'm asking.
Yeah, there's also the...
Yeah, that's true.
Don't think so yet, since you won't play as...
Yeah.
We don't know yet.
I didn't do much before anyway. It was fun, I thought.
Oh well. How did you become a soldier?
It would be funny if there was like just a few hints of it, at least.
How did you end up in the blue stripes?
Why'd you ask?
You're too cute for a soldier.
Wow, you're a beautiful girl.
So what? I'm not a nobleman's or merchant's daughter.
Alright, I may have the looks, but with my background the best I could hope for was to
be a maid in some roadside inn, or to work at a brothel not unlike the local one, using
my sweet lips to give blowjobs for a handful of coppers.
Oh.
So I'll stick to slitting elven throats, thank you.
I want you to know that I like you.
Oh no.
oh no I feel like number one is the best two is so cringe oh maybe save first I
don't think you can save right now I'm mixing one just two oh you know what
you want and I like that okay you're quick to pounce witcher except you've
got the wrong girl
he didn't say it at all what I thought it was gonna say
doubling down to again you got it wrong that's the way I like it I like
gnaughty girls really but Triss seems so sweet all right Roach has decided you're
sailing with us fine but it wouldn't be the best time even if I fancied you
which I don't I need your sword not your dick anyway as far as I know you're
hardly indifferent to Triss Merigold what does that change does that bother you
I don't care, but I'm not about to mess with the sorceress
So do you like it here flotsam nice area isn't it I prefer these little towns forgotten by gods and people alike
To palaces and castles its survival of the fetus here at least you know what to expect
So yes, I like it here
If I can't ask it again I can get another.
Okay I guess I can't really choose anything else here.
But I can't, I hope I can't mess up my card now.
I mean, she didn't really get offended or anything like that, so I don't think it's a problem.
I don't think so.
Just Sound Goes
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Just Sound Goes
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Just Sound Goes
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ah
Was she one of those ropes?
Oh, I haven't chosen anything.
I'm still in first place.
uh... is there any way i can
let's change my hair
because i remember reading that there was a library that had a barber
but i
i haven't found it
i'm sure most of this is a good stuff, maybe you could make something work
yeah
Do you guys know approximately where it is?
Matt?
Is there a bathroom tile so we can change the hairstyle?
Oh is this it?
Did I just walk into it randomly?
No, maybe not.
I mean, there's books here, but...
Okay, close to the blacksmith.
I haven't watched the books.
Except for the last one that I released.
Fundamentally, I treated an old Curios, although I also concerned myself with a non-discriminate immunity.
Is this it?
Wow, that's it! I just walked in randomly.
I like a squirrel tail, low half ponytail. Isn't that what I have?
I like to wear my hair elven style, let out.
I want a dwarven braid.
Single braid in back.
I think I look good with the Rasmund stew, full ponytail.
I'd like a Cintrion Pendulum, Shave Tempels and a Ponytail.
I'm gonna try a lot of them now.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, I like this one actually.
Yeah, I don't dislike it.
Let's try some other ones.
mind if I have a TIGGET
hi, half ponytail, is that the one I had before?
I think it's, yeah, that's the one I had before
I don't know how I grew my hair back, but I'm not complaining
mind if I have a lookie? TIGGET
I'm trying to impress Vess, yeah, with my new tattoo
I'm not a big fan of this, so it's not practical.
I like dwarven braid.
Okay, this is not bad.
I like it more than the high ponytail, the high ponytail is kind of, no, kind of, nah.
ponytail. Okay I think I like the one with the braid the most. The low ponytail or the
one that's shaven sides. What do you guys think? The shaven sides or the braid?
Smug and sort that then.
No, no, no.
Oh, for your part.
This is tongue-golf.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Shaving temple, shaving, shaving sides.
Okay.
Here we go.
Let's go.
This is tongue-golf.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
I think it is for the brave minis, wind tower, and it's bigger than Cerro Bridge Sharks.
Bloody hell, I missed it.
Cheers, love.
I was saving the level up for something.
When did I bloody level up?
I thought I already leveled my character in it.
Oh, it was a while ago, wasn't it?
Why so I forgot to level up?
Right, I think I'm going to do it so I don't take so much damage from behind, innit?
Sword damage.
These seem like passives, innit?
Lux Group finishes activated after adrenaline bar charges.
Allows a generation of adrenaline through sword blows.
Can I get more mana somehow?
Gosh, this is great.
Yeah, I was thinking about that one.
Foam damage, vitality.
Probably in the other tree.
So why is this tree so wiggly?
Here then, sign level 2.
These are two transfer ones.
Christmas tree on the side.
Also dodge distance.
I don't remember what it was.
Big enhancement or something?
Right, I'm finally done with Pothem.
I think I might be done with Pothem, but I don't know if I've missed any quests.
The only quest I haven't done is the contracts, I think.
I don't think I need to do them.
They're not done, bring the story forward or don't give me any lore or whatnot.
Or what not?
I guess about it.
Alright, maybe we should go then.
They're all hiding from the rain.
I don't think it's anything good.
They're doing them for XP maybe.
I don't think I need it.
But your faith?
Yeah, that's the next part.
I think it's the assassination of the kings, that's the one I need to do next.
And then Sultan take you to meet him.
Yeah, they hide from the rain, but they didn't in the first game too.
Look, they're hiding.
Not all of them are like here.
Alright, let's go. Let's find your best.
I already heard this.
Tell me who said I have corn tights with the story of
I met a few years but made no fucking deals
To say you're not mad at this story of teller i just make it
Oh, the sword knows what he wants.
I hope you'll tell me what he wants.
Well, you won't.
I knew evils, Laredo's the beggar prick.
Because he almost hanged you.
Because he stirs up the locals against non-humans.
And as warmth he's colluding with Kedwin.
What's his aim?
Greet!
He heads over the land and makes more land
than grant Laredo privileges.
Come on, we've got a long way to go.
So I'm going to go on me with an ass.
Let's go kill some monsters! Let's go kill some monsters!
Dug out? Oh my god, twice in a row? Chill, Daniel.
Ah! God damn it, Zoldan.
I just love timers, yeah. Seems that way.
We need to go keep her into the forest.
Oops.
I want to loot.
I'm going to figure into off to this conversation.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
The edgy?
you a question take us to your veth why if we wanted to speak with you we
wouldn't ask for your leader your veth won't talk with you you don't know that
leave you're still able the two of you won't scare us off
there are four more in that tree how do you know I can hear them breathing one
sick brown fist tag how he's wheezing what you elven cocks gone soft we just
want to talk to your bit wait at the door
we'll let you make sure you do come on get out
Nice.
There's another one!
There's more.
Nice.
How did that come into him? I don't know actually, it's a good question.
BOO!
I learned one more.
I think I slowed these guys, I mean they're like ants, but they're...
Oh, I think I updated the contract.
This guy was well done.
We didn't have the password. Yeah, that's true
We're inside each other
Ah!
I put an in-ear receptor, kind of annoying.
I never had this swiping pleasure. Not that I've had.
Wait here.
What are you?
Think me a limp prick?
Oh, my god, it goes too deep without that.
Now what do you say like that?
How many times can I stab myself?
He's just running into a friggin...
Ow.
Ruff.
Patience.
It's not going as planned.
You, good friend, are not even attached to the other people.
Forty-four months. Barely feels like forty-three. Don't stop moving.
That is better.
Costly mental function.
Time is a mess.
I could have done this when I was up.
Oh, he's placing.
I'm a girl gamer!
I'm going to swap pants during the winter, that's short, but not that long.
Well depends on how warm it is inside I guess.
Yoshi was lying in the snow by the way, he's so cute.
He's so cute.
Dashin' through the stream, no one wants to see me
A-ba-ba-ba-ba-wee
Nothing all the way, ha-ha-ha
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
Bro, this guy's big
oh he's hit me ah oh my god mega hits me I think I might die one hit them this
guy almost
shit
money to figure something better way
Well, at least our forces bleed.
Didn't you gonna help me?
I'm not sure.
Cheer me on.
Oh, nice guy.
No!
Oh, he hits me how? How I say how?
Poor monster, what do you mean? Poor monster
Oh, you can one-shot me if he kills me now or if he hits me now
Oh.
Carol, bang a lot in this one too.
I mean, he's not married, you know?
And you can tell.
Thanks a lot in all of them. Yeah, did you play the first one?
If it moves, it bangs it.
Don't play three. Oh.
Uh-oh, the squirrels are here.
Show green blood but tell me was it worth it and I needn't fight and certain death await you anyway
I could ask you the same thing. Please
Speak quickly before I kill you both
Your murderer let go once you dead
Let her betray you he wanted to make a deal with your comrade Kiran
And one is definitely worth playing, and a jank, but it's like, still worth it.
He's on the barge, wounded but alive. He turned Letho down, and his unit paid the ultimate price.
If you speak the truth, Letho will die. But words alone are not enough.
Even the enhanced version of Jank is just Jank. It's just like Jank incarnates.
it's really weird it's it's not CRPG and an action RPG at the same time but you
can you can switch back and forwards I think that's the enhanced edition now
as you can switch here jank well it's it's no well I don't know depends on you
I guess you like jank or not she should probably wait for Witcher 1 remake
All right, but listen in the Witcher 1 remake are you going to be able to collect women like Pokemon cards?
Because if not, then I don't want anything to do with it
Now you know what I mean though like I think they're gonna change it. I
Don't know if they're gonna have the
The old things. I mean unless they add like cutscenes instead because the first one doesn't have cutscenes
They are for sure going to censor the remake, that's what I mean, it's like it was made
in a different time.
Things that is in that game probably wouldn't be okay today, so no way to add cutscenes.
If they didn't add cutscenes then honestly that would just ruin the game a bit.
to make Witcher a PC game and not a platform? Sorry what? The fact that attack and defense
modes except this is interesting to me, I've never experienced it. Attack and defense modes.
Wait what do you mean? You mean God of War? What? No we're talking about Witcher 1 remake.
It's okay today, they're just pandering to the crybabies, I don't know what they're talking
about anymore, I lost a plot.
Which one remake would luckily not be worthwhile?
I mean I would play it for sure, but I wouldn't say like it takes over this experience of
playing the original game I guess.
So I'm gonna try to play the original games before remakes comes out because I think
it's worth it.
Then you can also tell what's like been remade
Hmm, what will you do with let though
It's your connection to the Kingslayer so the hired assassin turned out to be a traitor. It's his word against yours
Well for now
Why do you trust him?
Because he's a Dwan who agreed to do shady work for you. He did what had to be done. He proved nobody's untouchable
We haven't seen anything from the remake and people are already complaining based on their assumptions.
I mean, I'm also doing that.
I'm not complaining. I'm saying like, I don't think it's likely.
But if it do do, like, because I've seen so many remakes where they actually do remove things from the game because of it not being appropriate today.
It's not like we just come up with it from nowhere. It's because we've seen it.
And I'm saying more like I hope they don't do that more than they're gonna do that. It's more like I hope they don't
They don't censor it I guess
CD PR did not turn down type back
Welcome home good hunter
Okay, but yeah
I'm not saying that they would censor sex in general
I'm saying that they would probably or like that collecting women like Pokemon cards maybe
Would be looked at today in a negative light
the like
The end of seven mean
I'm not talking about sex in general. It's more like the collecting of Pokemon card women
Because it is it is weird, but it's an old game. So it's okay
But yeah, if they wouldn't do cutscenes instead, I would be happy.
Are we doing a squirrel playthrough?
No, I don't think I'm signing with squirrels.
What are you really fighting for?
you wouldn't understand, hiding in woods, killing berry pickers, eating roots. We live by our own rules, doing what's necessary to attain our goal.
I bet sheiks have in every single video game including the latest.
Yeah, again I'm not thinking they would turn down on schmeck stuff.
I'm thinking they would maybe not have the cards.
I guess possible.
This one streamer I believe would be happy about schmeck scenes.
It's Mika for sure.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
Everyone is happy about that.
I was arguing for being a human!
What's your goal?
Sorry, McMurna?
Why would that have to be a human?
Or what do you mean?
They're not humans living in Falksheim.
They're the traitors, blood traitors.
Damn.
What do we do with Letho?
You still trust this assassin?
You may be lying.
If I'm lying, so did Kieran.
We'll investigate it for his sake.
We shall see how Letha reacts to your sensational news.
Where is he?
The ruins of Kalmawed.
For some reason he likes the place.
My unit will cover us.
Ready?
Why kill Foltest?
Why did you want Foltest dead?
He might have appeared charming, but in reality he allowed the elder races into Merrier to
be oppressed.
He was like old one, but his death has more significance.
I'm not siding with him, I'm just doing part of quests.
Guys, don't make it political now.
Why would it have to be sex workers that have sex scenes?
I'm going to have to move on.
Do you think actors want to do sex things?
Yeah, probably.
It's not like they actually have sex.
And film it.
They can do mocap, sex things.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure actors can do that.
A lot of them feel comfortable with that.
I don't think you need to hire
People who do sex work just to have somebody do a mocap sessions.
That seems a bit...
I don't know. Weird.
really quick.
It's all about stars or exploring something.
One of the most tired, only born stars for smexing.
You can do the mocap in the God of War remake.
I don't know.
Sometimes I wish this channel was an 18+, that's just not me, you know.
You can Google it as a real thing they did, well they don't need to do that, if they
They did it? They certainly don't need to do it.
Let's have it again.
Uh, who are you?
Who are you? You really don't remember? I'm sick of that question.
So it's true. And here I fear that you would ruin it all. I am Lathow of Gullet. I'm a king slayer.
Joke's over. Unbind me!
Why did you kill the king?
It doesn't...
Imagine having awkward bonus in one of those low cap suits.
No hiding it.
Like, I don't think when they do like, like when actors do scenes that are supposed to
look...
It's not actual on camera.
I don't think it actually is like...
There's like people standing around and it's like, alright do that, alright, action.
And then do some quick thing and then it's like another okay good next take or yeah, like it's not very sexy
Situation in general
It's not very romantic
Hey, you can still get it, but I'm sure everyone's a professional, you know.
Who do you work for?
Tell me who you're working for, and the elf is yours.
We work for ourselves.
We?
The King's Slavers.
Why are you killing kings?
Demivend, full test.
Who else?
Who the hell are you?
We've met Geralt.
Do you remember?
Oh my god, stop saying that.
No.
Never forget it. You saved my life
White wolf. Oh shit. I fought side-by-side now will cross blades
This wouldn't be necessary if I'd killed Yoveth first
Said it and Orcs will drown in their own blood. Oh, I don't think so
My man will finish their task long before the scoyotel in the Ponzer Valley realize you're dead
Who are Seret and Ox?
Seret and Ox, who are they?
Kingslayer is the Squirtle, assisting in the Ponta Valley in Upper Edirne.
What's your connection to Joreth?
I wondered what a human was doing among the Squirtle.
My enemy's enemy is my friend.
Know the same.
I'm gonna tell it my brothers in vengeance
Your answer for regicide you kill the full test you'll answer for that. You're the only one who saw it happen
Yeah, but I took the blame he's piece
Now I can choose to fight him or not
I don't say I'm not gonna be able how I'm gonna be able to not fight him. He seems like
He's pretty proud of what he did killing a king. It doesn't seem like it's gonna
It doesn't seem like it's gonna like, I'll final turn myself in and I admit everything.
Yeah, yeah sorry I was reading that long message.
Well that says good work, Ethic, if you find lucker you want to mix the time with the lethow.
Awww man I'm gonna lose the lethow card.
Draw your sword.
I don't see any other way to do this.
Draw your sword.
Enough of this farce!
The dry and dry!
What the heck?
What game are you playing?
The one that you just lost.
Right.
Oh shit.
Oh shit!
He has people too.
Oh, Roach is here!
Oh, that's not clear.
Help Roach.
I have to kill you yeah oh shit right here don't ask what happened to water
What are his sides?
Oh shit! Oh he's pretty big.
Bad time!
Who do you mean by that?
Soldier boy up in this hole!
Ow!
It seems really powerful. I probably should have taken something before the fight.
It keeps shooting me around like on baseball.
Stop it!
Yes, there we go.
Can you stop it?
Jesus Christ.
I was like, I can't target him.
One friend skipped five days.
Oh, well, I'm going to die.
Well I could see something that would great.
A lot of viewers come back to the next stream.
I'm getting bullied.
The cops don't even move.
It's saved like right before. I don't think I did a save before so I can't use my...
I can't use any oil drains though right?
No potions. No swallow.
Stop it!
So why is his Quinn so OP?
What's up with his Quinn?
I'm gonna need a swallow before this fight, man.
This is insane.
Ah!
It's cram time!
We're using only quen.
We're gonna have to do backstab as much as we can.
Maybe only heavy attacks too.
Ah!
How the heck did that hit me? It was a perfect staunch.
I'm liking him.
I'm dead.
I remember he attacks and roll.
Don't worry, I'll get used to it.
Don't worry.
I want to see if I can load right before this.
I don't think I saved.
I mean, this one could be it actually, the same.
No.
Yeah, Trav's about to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm trying to use Quinn.
I need to use Quinn otherwise I get killed really, really, really, really fast.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm trying to use Quinn. I need to use Quinn otherwise I get killed really, really, really, really fast.
Not really, I can just...
Oh well, I just use Uden. Okay, but then I'm gonna die.
I can't even drink Swallow.
Oh, you tell him that you need a minute?
Oh, shit. Okay, okay.
Let's try it. Let's try it.
Is this time to go?
We need a runes, Andy.
I don't, I don't. I get it.
I'm gonna have to skip a lot of the talk.
Conquer.
Exit.
Be careful, let there was incredibly quick.
No, I can't do it here. Or did I? Or what? What?
I don't know how to not fight him.
why do you hound me they think I killed
full-test it's your fault for playing
soldier boy
stop it how do I even bleed when he
just friggin hard on me
oh my god this is really annoying
Okay, your coin works different than mine, I guess, but it's cheating, too.
Can you if I try to carry him?
I think damage over time if I don't perfectly carry.
It's gonna be really hard.
Oh my god.
died of art and shits
do you have a proper sword or is it a damage?
this is a hard game
and i didn't have time to, this easy is the hardest fight in the game
outside of the optional gauntlet
they didn't give me any chance to put
to put any oils or drink any potions
I'm thinking maybe I can put oils right now.
Maybe.
Is it this one?
Yeah, I can't go to oil, that's it.
20% damage, that's it.
Maybe if I have Swallow, I could do this.
But not Swallow, I don't see it happening.
I'll play Recreation of the students I possibly can.
Joke is on a critical spot.
Okay, I am doing decent damage, but I'm also gonna die.
Ahhhh!
Goddamn, that's annoying.
Okay, what do you say, sis?
Okay why does this Quen ignore me?
My Quen does not ignore him.
I think rolling behind him might be the best way to do it.
That's it?
That's okay, I'll try it more.
I'll try it more.
Rolling behind him.
Like I was doing there.
But I'll definitely go ahead and use a human oil.
And whetstone too.
That's true.
I could use a whetstone.
And I can put on my trophy, my trophy.
Oh
Oh
Oh my god.
Oh, this is not the end.
This is the end of the first area, maybe.
Maybe it's my first place.
Can you stop me with the friggin' ard, man?
One heavy attack.
Congratulations.
He's cheating, clear that.
Halfway through the game.
I would say like one-third maybe, I mean I've never played it though but no yeah one-third
Ow!
Okay, I did like most quests in the first area, at least the ones I found.
It's clearly cheating.
Very short though.
I ran in lines.
Okay, like 50 hours for all side quests and stuff.
How the heck does he kick me every time?
Okay, why does this Gwen work like that? He is like the most OP player ever.
Ah!
I'm dead.
Okay, well, I'm doing a little better.
How long has this been stuck here? Not that long, like, I don't know.
5 tries or something?
Interest is longer than Ike 3 and Ike 1 is longer than Ike 2.
Hey, where's my Whetstone?
Hey, I used a Whetstone, didn't I?
I'm going to apply.
Nani?
Oh, I took off my freaking boots again.
Again with this shit.
Only one weapon in the last fight.
I have two last time.
Oh.
Ah, okay, this guy, his Qen is OP.
I don't think that's fair.
He doesn't have Qen that makes him throw recent damage, like what?
Where's my Qen that makes me throw recent damage?
If you try to trap, I need to always use Quinn.
That's too much damage.
I'm trying to get a chrysum desert, but I have a good idea what I'm going to do.
No Hendrix, I changed it. It wasn't fun.
It literally does nothing. You just have to wait it out. It's so BS.
Maybe a spelling word? I don't know. I need to use my stamina for other things.
Erdan is Quinn? Listen, I'm telling you, I have no mana to spend. I need a Quinn or
I can't get close to him.
I have exactly two mana, and it doesn't reload when I use Quen, so what do I need to do?
I need to just only use Quen.
Ouch.
Oh my god, you guys are listening.
Burn him with Igny?
Are you listening to me?
No, but if I use the trap and then Quen, then I have no mana until the Quen goes out.
Like that's how Quen works.
Quen doesn't recharge mana.
So if you use anything before Quen, then you're not just going to have Serumana.
I'm going to do it my way.
I have come to that place where I've gone too many tips and I'm not going to listen to anything.
Uh, Weststone is plenty of damage.
I have Weststone.
Can I also have...
Inventory...
Oh no, I mean, you don't understand.
I'm not going to listen to a single tip.
I'm actually gonna do the opposite for the tips
So old your boy, so just boy up in this whole
No, it seems overriding your best right if you want a time
Well, I just said they need to wait that out, unfortunately.
Ouch.
I'm feeling a nunch out.
I got a good thing going on.
Lil and Lisa? What do you mean? I just started!
You guys have no patience, mom.
Ow!
Okay.
The- the art is really annoying, though.
Because you can't really dodge these legs.
How the heck did he hit me there? That's crazy.
Alright, go up the hill.
No, not to end.
I
Would you
I know what you're no more
So you're a hired
I might die with the other fire down here.
No, I didn't say I didn't want it. I thought I was not going to listen to tips.
There's a difference.
People can write tips, but I'm just not sure.
I'm just saying I'm okay with it.
There's no healing.
If there was healing, I would have healed when I low-held.
I'm not going to listen to your tips.
Are you afraid to say that?
Alright, let's dodge around here a little bit.
Anything to make it pretty or feel special
I think what I'm doing is gonna work. I just need to survive. That's all.
You just got that out of your head?
Well, you're welcome to bring it right back where you belong.
No. No.
Alright, alright.
Wait, I forgot to put oil.
Which one do you think is better?
Hmm, I'm thinking...
What's on this damaged one, Sans?
Hangman's this thing.
But this one is less useful, because it only works for humans.
extra virgin olive oil
I need to wait for my mana to come in there Kimmy
And now I need to get a buff
sweet
Nice with sweet. Okay, I don't even know how that works. I aim the other way
He's gonna do another clan probably
Yeah, there we go.
Gotta wait that out.
How could you?
How could you?
We gotta make his family's plan.
I need to take both of them, I think, so he can attack me more.
Yeah, I didn't have time to... or like, I don't have a save, right, before this fight
starts, so I can't put any Swallow on.
If I had Swallow, this would not be so hard.
Or like, it would be so hard, but it wouldn't be as hard, because I can heal passively.
No, I'm telling you, I'm not listening to the sips right now, I'm just...
I got too many tips at once, so no, I'm just gonna do my thing.
It was fine.
If I change my tactic, I will, but I will do it for myself.
I'm confident I can beat it anyway.
I don't need that stuff.
Uh oh.
Fire is bad though.
I think it's okay.
Okay, let's do that right after.
I'm trying using guns. If I had an AK, I would definitely be using it.
This is a bit of a pain situation.
Okay, so long as we're gonna get 30 hit by fire, we can have this.
But now it's like, if I get it once, a single time, then it's rough.
Okay, I don't think that hit me.
Well, you can't expect to bring in hitboxes to be that great.
No Ami.
I will not do that.
They think I kill Fulton. It's your own fault for playing soldier boy.
Soldier boy have been the spoo.
Yeah, I'm gonna oil up.
That seems to have put my Quinn on.
All right, let's oil it up chat inventory
No, I took up my boots because I think the menu is really butts
Oil it up
I wonder if I was just unlucky last time with how many times I didn't get it.
Cause I feel like I need it more than usual.
Or maybe once it gets lower in health, it's just 20 more.
I don't think it changes tactics.
If only I had Swallow.
You're the boost counter? Honestly.
Yeah, this is pretty nice board, actually.
If you're taking from the front you just hit the block, see man.
Did he hit me?
He did.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'm going to go ahead and just do square n' swallow and I'm going to wait out.
Shit.
I think you're going to stay further away.
He just says, okay, I don't even know how to hit me.
I guess I'm standing a little too close.
He's gonna quit again, for sure.
Unless I interrupt now, that's weird.
We can get into a nice dance with him.
I could have, like, I did try to...
Ooh, that was a good one.
Oh, bro.
How the heck did he block from his behind?
I
Oh.
Ouchie.
Okay, now we're going to wait.
As long as we're not really fighting Igni, we should be okay.
Igni is freaking nasty, bro.
Okay.
He's quenning a lot now, because I'm 70 far away from him.
Okay.
Because I'm too far away from them.
What happened then?
Did you guys see that?
When did I get hit?
Didn't I have Quinn?
Or what?
Dude.
That was weird.
Or what?
Dude...
That was weird.
I mean he didn't even look the sword yet.
Great job, but he didn't even look the sword.
It didn't connect to me.
Hell, this art counter shield?
I don't think so.
I feel like the best thing against shields that I've tried so far is definitely...
So far it's been...
Here then?
I can't see shit because of the freaking camera.
complain about dark like elderly camera that's very rich try something like this
Oh no. I was thinking, wait, I forgot to put oil on it.
This is a new sauce like.
Also, I forgot to put my...
But what does this one even do?
You get some more Vitell.
And Vitell, is that health?
In this game? I don't remember.
Or it was a bigger health.
Okay, you can turn around too quick, it's crazy.
Bigger stamina.
Okay.
His backwards.
I tell him he's healthy.
Right.
All right, let's put on the oil first.
Okay, I'm gonna also increase.
I only have three of those.
How are we gonna try him?
And then I'm gonna put on my trophy.
Why do you hound me?
Since I killed Voltec, it's your own fault for playing Soldier Boy.
Soldier Boy up in this hole!
A bad start for this try, because I'm already kind of dead.
Alright, cool.
We'll start trying now.
Why is this guy so much more powerful than the guards?
Now I need to be close.
Why did I die? Wait did I get hit before? Sometimes it's really hard to know if you
your quen ran out oh my quen ran out okay but if if I have more health this
time around stop taking off your boots god damn
crazy
so somebody said something about putting a rune on my weapon I don't
I don't understand how to do that. Is that also in here? Oh yeah, at least.
Runesword upgrade.
I guess the sun room would work.
Come on, Geralt, move your ass.
I'm getting Bully Burst guy.
Oh my god.
Soulja Boy.
Oh my god, keep getting hit immediately.
Okay, now's my chance.
It comes to my chance, little blue.
It comes to my chance, little blue.
We're gonna hit.
Like every time, I need to, I need to wait until I have two mana on hand.
The art is really annoying, too.
Ouch.
I did have my trophy, thank you very much, but the thing is I had a quest that made
me naked and then I forgot to put it on.
I also got Anita too, isn't it, Chris?
That's pretty sweet.
But I don't understand why I can't, like, carry him.
I've gotten bad, I think.
No, I'm not bad. I'm gonna be.
so
soldier boy up in kermoren watch me cast it watch me roll watch me crank that witcher
blow then quen shield that blow
pretty good
Why you hound me?
Nah, I wasn't even trained, it was pretty good.
God damn it.
It's me who pees me.
Come on, come on.
Soldier boy, up in the sky.
Watch me, watch me.
That's what I'm doing.
This guy's gonna be insane.
Okay, whatever. Just barred my face. I can block it. Shot enemy.
Good to hit. Nice.
How the heck can he hit me?
wait you're no more that was long ago so you're gonna have to get the hiccups out of here
i'm not gonna put that on okay he's already spilling out there
oh he's hard well that goes mine anyways
damn it might not have to be immediately i'm telling you guys if i had the chance to drink
with a single potion before the fight started.
One swallow, and this would have been over here.
I'm not gonna win this fight. All right, keep watching, man.
Ouch!
I flew like a bird.
Can you chill a little bit?
Oh my god, he just arced me.
He blew me away, Jen.
This art is so annoying, it's crazy.
All signs to see the Microsoft?
Yeah, they seem to be, huh?
I'll take for the hit somewhere.
Okay, okay, okay, we need to wait now.
Wait for both stamina to come up.
What?
Oh, come on.
You shouldn't have blasted on long, my friend.
All right, we'll get away again at least I'm fun.
Let's see what happens now.
why you were one of us Geralt you saved us now we're even
oh really your witch is good with magic i think she'll be able to teleport me to edirne
if she behaves i won't harm her don't touch her i'll find you see you in edirne then
Yeah, this guy doesn't leave the gym, man, I swear.
What about Triss?
from prison. I doubt it. He needs Triss. Really? Why? I've set the elves against him so we
can't move through the forests. I have to find Triss first. Follow me then.
So we did it without using the other signs and stuff.
Souljabborna.
Like that Souljabbor.
Mr. Steal Your Girl?
I can't believe them.
you
you
you
you
you
That was a damn good fight.
Damn, I was...
Now where's Trist?
Okay.
Why do I keep closing in my face?
That's so rude.
That's what I was up with?
Yeah.
But now we gotta save Trist, potentially.
It's a rune.
That's what it's up with? Yeah.
But now we're going to save Triss, potentially.
Wow!
Wow. A feast?
Also where's Triss?
Long live Tamaria!
It seems we've given the common darned occasion to throw a feast.
Open barrels of the best wine!
I want to see whole hogs on spits!
I hereby declare a holiday!
Now...
Celebrate, my lords!
Today's my treat.
Knowing Keeper Allwrench will take a penny from you.
Here's to my heroes!
Have a drink, Witcher!
Cheers!
Here's to you, Witcher!
see you verna whoa don't worry about our prisoner will take good care of
what whoa run to the end so drunk all the shit oh my god drunk if you Jesus
cry what do you want what do you want
wonderful witcher wonderful which is a silver chain and twaddle the beast her
eyes puffed and she spasms terribly as she drew her last breath oh that's
That's not even the best story about it.
I could tell you maybe it's still...
Let's do a streetgown maybe?
Oh no.
The last breath.
Hello?
Can't talk there.
I think I went the wrong place, potentially.
Meanwhile, the other lady has taken her walk outside.
door. And here he is. Honorable ladies, noble lords, allow me to introduce Daryls of Rivia.
Oh. I was so worried about you. Dandelion, we need to talk. Daryls, you're Flotsin's
hero. Have a drink. Laredo's buying. Yeah, that was also a redeem from, for Swedish
Word? We just... small but rock solid. Are you here still?
Am I gonna be a fineie?
Oh.
Ladies will have to wait. I need you. Come on. I was lucky enough to get the key to Sheila's nest
Incidental right here we go. The end keepers wife is surprisingly nimble. Oh my god in keepers life
What is salt and I have like a health bar on him and he's not fool
I
Will listen to all tips from chat is like this in English and Swedish
I'm going to listen to all the tips from the chat
It's so similar to English and things
Oh, I'm already sober, sweet
Oh, chat then
Blood?
Oh, I better turn up the torch
Yeah. Michael wrote it perfectly. Oh, shit!
Not good. That's bad. The megascope is broken.
Yeah, I guess go a lot of blood too much
Oh and Luda. Oh my god. There's a guy there. She lives body car. Oh shit broken no wounds. That's not his blood
Trist enters breaks the guard's neck that wounds herself that's stupid
Dandelion look oh shit
I mean, but maybe we'll keep looking.
do do do do do do do do do do do.
Stop closing the door!
Is it here?
Look at that?
Would you look at that!
pay for a tag team. Tag team? Follow me, we're through in a breeze.
room and we made love. Just as I was, I was well, when we heard voices and Margo started
spying, it was the sorceress who said,
Are you guys ready, Mom?
Yes, we started fighting for the people, but finally Margo let me take a peek. She said
she was going to see who the ice queen had spoken to recently. She approached the
mirror and whispered something. There was a flash and a terrible looking man popped
out of the mirror.
What did he look like?
like a worm a hungry old worm
huh i wonder christ was aghast and the worm said why so pale marigold have you seen a ghost
then he smiled maliciously and
what are they oh my god what are those
I made a wedding
Splinters! Ouchie! Ouchie!
What was that?
Huh?
Well, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you.
Your pureness will... will stay.
son and is having problems siring in air. He's no longer a young man. She promised
him offspring, said she'd guarantee a child if he finds a young strong woman.
You just need to...
I know where children come from.
Prue, she's lying. And I'd be most appreciative.
I can't, which means you've got a problem.
So don't. I still play first fiddle, you know.
But... I don't think about the King Slayer.
I'm pursuing the Kingslayer. Maybe you've heard something.
Oh, that gives me the chills. Whoever he is, he's done for.
You'll change your mind when the Kingslayer nails your ruler.
Marigold, think as befits a mage, because right now you bring shame to all sorcerers.
Get in my nails, please.
Feltest is dead. It's your fault, and as rumor has it, your witcher loves too.
My fault?
You don't believe that.
But I believe matters little. The rumors do.
You and your witcher are finished in Tamaria.
area and as you catch the coping what this hand-selled event what's hand-selled
up to are you out of your mind Marigold be glad I'm even talking to you I need
to know what's going on help me death mold now return the favor you know
nothing to me and I don't want your graces you don't tickle my fancy
No.
I have information about Philippa. Interested?
You've heard that Philippa has left Rodinian?
Yeah. Do you know where she is?
I do. But first you'll answer my question.
Fine. A single question in exchange for information on Philippa.
Selling out her friends, classic.
What does Cilla want in exchange for the cure?
What's Hansel's up to?
The Cilla-Cilla.
What does Cilla want?
What's her price for that miraculous cure?
A seat on the Royal Council and the title to three alchemical shops which give above 300 pounds in yearly revenue.
Well, well.
If I had a say in this, I'd set the dogs on her.
Your turn, Marigold.
Philip is in Bergen, a small town near the Kewenia-Durgnion border.
I know its location very well.
The remnants of Eren's army have assembled there, led by Alas, said to have killed a dragon.
Who's the girl?
She commands a rabble of peasants, poor noblemen and non-humans.
Even Prince Stanisdome of Ensign can't disregard her.
But that's of no consequence.
Henselt will trample those vermin and chase them off with whips.
What's Philip doing there?
Telling you won't pay off deathmull. You know too little farewell
That's all I didn't hear or see anything else
Very spine on Sheila have you ever spied on Sheila I tried
But she always cast a spell and I couldn't hear or see a thing every time she forgot once
But she just sat before those mirrors and whispered
Whaaaaa! That's all.
Who's Philippa?
Dandelion. Who's Philippa? Do you know her?
Philippa Eivert, a sorceress, counselor to King Radovid of Radania.
She's a grand risk-historical world's most fetid cuisine
politics. She's amoral in a crystalline way,
so devoid of conscience that she's a phenomenon. Rumor is she's at a favor at
the Radanian court,
which if true, she probably arranged herself in order to leave the capital.
What are you making of it?
McLean.
What do you make of it?
Later, Witcher. We need to find Triss.
What happened to Triss?
What happened to Triss and Cedric?
I have no idea. Margo pushed me away to get a peek herself.
But I heard a smash, shouting, and a fight.
Margo covered the people with a picture she was pale, and told me to keep my mouth shut.
We sat for a while and left only when all was quiet
Margot went to her room and I haven't seen her since
Daggering away down the alley that leads towards the forest
Dandelion wait here. I'm going to find Cedric. What about Margot? Yeah, right? We should look for her first
I just need to follow it.
Cedric.
How about that freebie?
So where could Margaret be?
toru
I know she has her own
omg
What? Why did she?
Doubt we'll ever know. I'm getting Cedric.
MARGOL!
Margot's letter.
Farewell letter.
I see there's no hope for me now.
I will sooner hear the tramp of booted feats upon the stairs
than the fists in armored gauntlets will bang on my door.
I admit that I was Jorwet's informer, but I will not divulge the name of my courier.
Burnham Loretto is a lonesome hog and I hoped someone would slaughter him like the pig he
is.
I admit, I wish to have upon all the odious specimens that visited the brothel to satiate
their lusts, who then returned home to beat their wives in Gossel Bayer.
I hate this place, and I'm happy to leave it.
Though, in a different way than I would have imagined,
you, who read this letter, know that I don't care about squirrels' ideals.
I just want your death, Marco.
Em.
All right.
Well, she was a patron, or em, she was a, like, I'm just going to rob her blind.
wasn't she the...
...pink lady?
I mean if you didn't want... if you hated like...
She's so...
She's so wiggly.
If you hated like...
people going to brothels
then you maybe chose a bad line of work.
this voltage they killed drinking those of the cat potion right now
You guys, have you ever heard of doing it witch and streaker style?
Economy is bad.
This game also open world?
No.
No, not really.
Whoa.
Holy shit, it's so cool.
I've never seen this before.
What?
before. What? This is crazy cool!
Where's the blood then?
Isn't that supposed to be blood then? Blood death. Oh there.
Oh my god it's so bright out.
The bloom is insane.
I actually love the cat potion.
It's so cool.
More bloom!
So much bloom!
Boom!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
You pay for our blood, Witcher! Get him!
Ow!
Ow!
SHUT UP!
I SHOOT US!
What? What's going on? I got a cutscene? What? Did I get pushed into somewhere? No, game
It's not crashing, it's loading, but I don't know why.
Crash?
Is this a crash?
It's just there's a loading screen behind me.
It's loading more bloom.
That's a crash?
Oh, OK.
I can't tab out.
It doesn't let me tab out.
Wait, how do you switch to a second desktop?
There's a special combination of buttons you can use to switch to a secondary desktop so
You can go into activity feed from there.
Windows tab, Windows arrows.
No, Control-Alt-Delete will not work.
I need to make a separate tab.
Windows tab doesn't work.
Shit.
Alt-Tab.
No, but Alt-Tab doesn't work, obviously.
I want to like, like, is it Windows tab then?
Windows tab and hold Windows key.
There we go.
That's exactly what I was looking for.
Okay, hold on.
Oh my god.
No, control shift escape won't work in this situation.
Okay, why did it disappear?
No, Windows control delete for D?
Windows control D?
It doesn't do anything.
Why doesn't it work anymore?
There we go.
I think I'm making a desktop now.
I can't move my mouse.
Oh, wait.
OK.
Can I go to the bottom?
Where's my mouse at?
Oh, there we go.
OK.
Perfect.
OK.
Shit.
It took me back.
Why?
Control Shift Escape, I've already done that a million years ago. That's why I had
the active defeat.
The game is taking over everything. I can't do shit.
Hmm, I think I might need to restart my whole PC.
Kill Tasman Task Manager?
Yeah, but I can't reach Tasman, that's what I'm saying.
Control Alt, Cancel, Kill the Process.
Control Alt, Cancel, Kill the Process.
I'll delete and log out. But then I might as well restart now.
Create new windows pulpit and then drag Richard to the new one.
Well, I can't get the menu anymore to make Windows tab doesn't do anything.
Delete doesn't do anything.
Okay, now I'm here again
but
Now I don't have any mouse control
Take my Lord yeah
Okay
I don't have any mouse still.
Ha!
Ha ha!
Where's my mouse?
There's my mouse!
Alright, cool.
Got you!
Can't beat me, Windows!
Okay where the heck did it go, there.
That's a work trip.
Oh yeah, also every time I start the game, I have to do this.
I don't know how to make it like, like how to make it every time, to not change settings
because it keeps changing settings.
Well, if I don't do this, it doesn't start, but there's no like, keep the settings option.
So this is dual piece setup, shock stream kept going if it's one PC and now this
is dual PC setup.
This is why I do do a little piece of setup because I play old games sometimes and sometimes
I can mess up your computer pretty good, you know?
I'll see when I last out of save because...
Oh, okay.
This is pretty recent.
You can make a small bad follow this up for you.
It doesn't take that long so it's fine.
This is not too bad actually.
We need to go in the forest again.
Keep settings, too hard for a Microsoft software.
Might be a startup option to set that.
Maybe, I don't know.
Wait for the bat, you don't need to double, like.
But it's not like I'm gonna play the game like I don't even know how to make a bath. So making a bath file would just
Mean more more work for a thing that might be
Maybe like five times total maybe
It doesn't take too long
So like doing the making the bath file or figuring out how to make it that's gonna take the more effort
Just doing it
Can you stop? How about you stop?
I don't say that last time I said it, my BZ crashed.
Oh
I'm not gonna play this game for a month, so I can press it as much as I can.
They were trying to kill me.
It's only fair.
Let's keep crashing, then we don't finish 4 months.
Another human!
Another one by Duffda.
I can see this guy.
I got... wait.
Do you guys think I can get my reward from losing?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Do you guys think I can get my reward from Loose Mercer later?
Because I just did a whole quest.
Or do you think if I continue here it's going to be over?
Yeah?
How about you die?
How about that?
Haha, idiot!
There are a lot of tracking questions which are great, that's for sure.
I must say, these guys are very slippery right now.
What? Oh, I have my shield on me.
Stop being so slippery!
Wrong sword.
So it's hard to see when everything is lacking light.
You're right.
I had the wrong sword.
Okay, wait.
I'm not gonna take another cat, I guess.
La la la la la drink potion.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Shit.
Feels like the game happened a time you're in the Witcher senses.
Yeah?
the seducation to be a dog person yeah drinking cats
oh wait what's this where I was supposed to be like what's where Cedric
Are you done? Are you here?
Caramel, Gwenblade, I no longer feel the pain. Always wanted to die among trees.
Cedric, what happened?
Triss asked me for help. I killed the Duan guarding the door, and we broke in.
I killed a Dwan.
I know.
Where's Triss?
A witcher came in.
Attacked us.
Oh, shit.
I tried to protect Triss.
He was fast.
Too fast for me.
Good man, Thadrake.
He hit Triss before she could cast a spell.
He knew how to fight a sorcerer.
Then he ordered her to activate the Megazegope.
He needed to get to Eddard
Near the dwarven town of Vergen, Triss said it was madness.
But she didn't have the coordinates.
He gave her a strange look, threatening that it'd give it your best.
You're going first. We need right behind you.
So a Megascope can make portals and communications.
Are you communicating through portals, maybe?
They were gone. I knew I was dying.
Let's speak with the Tower of Jackson.
A Tris versus Yennefer, Paul.
Well, last time we did one, Tris won for some bloody reason in it.
Only then will you understand who's killing crowned Dwarna and the Y.
How can I get it back?
In Edda, in a place tainted with dark magic, where ghosts of the fallen will fight a great battle,
save their souls and your memory will return.
I want my memory back.
Oh, no, I didn't drink the swallow yet.
I wanted to play Witcher 3 as well.
Whoa, why, all the... all the animals?
They come to beat you farewell.
Aww.
Not for us.
Not for you.
For the world.
Rip.
I've enchanted.
Pay respect
Girls, where have you been?
Damn slayer damn it. I almost had him you fled
Teleported to head on what how he forced trace to cast the spell
Shit, I hope they're gonna make this a literature. We're setting off. It's okay to play today, too, though
Let's go yet. I'll also up to something big
What does Roach intend to do?
What's Roach planning?
He went off on Laredo, so it must concern the Commodon.
It's something important.
What does Squirrel intend to do?
What do you know about the Scoia'tael Sultan?
They want to free Yorver from the other prisoners.
Your help will be crucial.
When did you join the Scoia'tael Sultan?
It's not like that.
They're taking the prisoners to Drachenburg.
They're taking the prisoners to Drachenburg!
bloody monument to human hatred. The scoyotel don't trust you. Not me for that matter. But
you can change that.
Guys, I kind of am interested to know what you guys prefer. Do you prefer roach or squirrels?
Because I'm leaning more on the roach side, but I'm not a huge humongous fan of roach
either but I think I like roach more than squirrels. Squirrel buttons are good. Squirrels, squirrels.
Oh you guys like squirrels huh. Roach, roach, roach. Potato, potato.
Plant card thing for the prime. Did I say thank you to lol shock for the prime as well?
I hope I didn't. Roach is a homie. For roach but lower weight pass more fun.
Oh, I keep saying Lorweth.
Jorweth.
That's more fun.
Scores of better act 2 cause nice town.
Scores of freedom fighter roach fights for the government.
Well, freedom fighters, they are a bit more involved in killing people than freedom fighters.
I mean, where do you draw the line from like freedom fighter to just theorizing everyone?
Killing everyone in a sense.
As long as they're humans.
As a human I'm biased to say human.
Tomato, tomato.
Playing with Juraveth makes you understand them better.
Now we understand humans bad, buh buh buh.
Like...
They're not much better themselves, surely.
They're both bad.
And at least the humans don't act superior, all the time.
Heh heh heh.
They have more smacks?!
Oh my god.
That actually makes me reconsider.
Oh man.
Those signs suck, but Roach seems to have good values.
Crop government is the biggest issue at the moment, we know it.
I hope you're talking about the game.
We're talking about the game here.
I did- I did not give him a sword, Mike, though.
Yeah, I gotta choose Elves or Vests, I guess.
I was gonna pick mushrooms, but then this guy came back.
I wonder if there's any more of them out there.
Well, I'm really, really... can we make a poll just so I can see what people think is the best path that you guys played it before?
I'm saying what the best for my place here as well
It sounds to me like the squirrel path is cool
I'll make the final decision either way
But like I guess we've been in cities already a lot and stuff. Hey, maybe it seems worse to play here
Don't you even playing it more like you are against the squirrels?
Yeah, but he hasn't really made his case to me yet either, you know?
This game really wants a multiple playthroughs.
Oh there's just a pole now, I think either path is better, ouch, just have different
vibes. I like Norvitz path, Jor-Jorvitz path a lot more though.
Yeah.
I mean I might play it again, so we can probably be both, but I'm not going to
do it right away yeah I guess it's the only reason to go with the would like
the biggest reason to go that ever with the vests to go with the roach is
probably because of this the biggest reason to go with roach but like I'm
super interested to see what the elves could have on their side card wise you
You know?
Juraveth.
First thing is probably I should pronounce his name right.
Why two swords?
Does he lose them often?
Does he lose them often?
OK, now we've got to pick another quest, though.
I've got to get to Lewis Merris.
Skrull gameplay seemed more fun.
That's just the two biggest reasons.
You already played the third Witcher? Yes, indeed.
The fair you have both sides, you have the full picture.
Game is totally different depending on who you choose.
Maybe we can make a real save here.
It's gotta be on the other side, I guess.
The town is more annoying to navigate in Lorwitz's path, but the story's better and there's
really cool character arc.
It sounds like a lot of fun.
I'm gonna lie.
You prefer third person or first person games?
It super depends on the game.
There's no clear answer on that one.
I should do this one as-
I prefer to second person games than-
It's pretty base.
Some water remains.
The creature, such as an N.
How much more do they have on the Andrega contracts?
Queen Andregas.
I think I can do it I guess
I at least did the other one
Let me see what people are thinking so far
Oh squirrels are made in by lots too
I still poll guys
to see your guys opinion
nice opinion Roach is kind of a bro but isn't he kind of a douche in three I
wonder what the interest in the choice that what which choice does it take like
this day game take for you if you never played Witcher 2 as well and perhaps
you can choose, I don't remember. Roach feed us and start without him would be
fudged. That's true. We can talk with either one and then make a decision.
I'll start with Roach first and just because he's closer probably.
Crosswind with 63% doesn't make sense to choose.
Why not?
Why?
Well just because I didn't give him his sword I gotta choose the other guy.
It was just for the moment decision you know.
It wasn't like a planned decision.
I don't think he's like so serious, Remus.
Hello, Vance.
of us. If that's how he wants to play, I'll make him regret it. I heard you have news for
me.
Laredo has a deal with Kedwin. That merchant living in his house is Henselt's agent. For
a pouch of gold, the good commandant promised to support Kedwinny troops in the-
Welcome to the bonfire, merchant Laredo.
I want that spy to squeeze him for information. And I've sentenced commandant Laredo to
Roach, we have to sail. We need to get to Headern.
I'm not leaving until I deal with Laredo. The spy may know something about the King's
layers. I wouldn't be surprised if Henselt of Kidwin was behind all this.
I'll be back later. Dammit, Geralt. It's not a date. You can't keep putting it off.
It's not a date?
I do feel like the squirrels could be more fun.
I would I feel like naturally I would go more towards Roach
But I also feel like my respect for Roach has gone by gone gone down a lot
from playing this game because he keeps he keeps telling people shit and they keep ignoring him or like
Nobody's losing to him and he's like damn it. You have to listen to me. I am your superior
You're like, a guy who has to respect doesn't need to say that, you know?
So my respect has also gone down for him by seeing how other people treat him.
So like, yeah, I kind of like him less, I guess.
The man who says I am the king is no king.
We'll see what happens when we go to Sultan and maybe I messed up too much by not giving
the sword.
And then, you know, we'll go roach.
People keep treating Geralt the same way and do you not respect Geralt?
Do you not respect Geralt?
No, but Geralt doesn't say, I'm a witch again, I mean you have to listen to me.
That's what I mean.
Is it more of his response than this?
Like if you have authority and you're supposed to be a leader,
but you have to state that you're the leader,
because people won't listen to you if you don't state it.
Mine is Aura.
Respect my authority!
Very good, we've worked here for 14 months.
Also salt doesn't seem to be on his side.
This place, I feel like ants are crawling all over my arse.
The Scoia'tael will be heading for Upper Eddon.
Their contacts there could help you find the Kingslayer.
If you're worth, can trust me again.
They're waiting for my signal.
Once I call them, there is no turning back.
So now I choose?
You have to help free your veth.
Decide now.
I need to think it over.
Then return when you're ready.
Shit, okay, I don't have time to make a save.
Okay, I can make like a real separate save.
Or do these saves always save?
Do the normal saves save forever?
How many autosaves I have?
Jesus Christ!
I guess nothing ever disappears.
It's a hard save, yeah?
Okay.
Too bad I can't name it.
Look at how many freaking autosaves there are.
Jesus Christ.
Somebody fix their funny.
Does the coin to the sign, does the coin to your witcher?
Okay, I'm gonna do coin flip.
Can I do it on my phone?
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
What's this?
Sorry.
And...
Point flip.
Flipping? Wait, wait, wait. We need to decide what's...
Squirrels or heads?
Heads!
We got heads.
Not as backwards. No. Yeah, I'm making more...
I wouldn't make more sense if they were tails, I guess.
Back already
All right, let's do it
Rest in three
I can't believe my eyes
Hi.
you don't want my help fine why are you here gwen blade i heard you're going to
virgin i'm gonna kill you sultan
i'm such a gobb get out headed in that direction too
once we free your vith you'll take me with you if you're with a gris drachenborg or one more
passenger where the dwarfs always started with you choose every game in movie before he was
captured your vith made a plan to free the prisoners i was the one to tell him their
I mean they got a sound they got to have some kind of
Dispension like you help us freedom like this week
You know making the friend I'm ready
We'll meet at midnight near the garage kind of fits them mentioned Yorba's plan
Everything when blade and don't try anything stupid with an eye on your I'll tell down the line to leave town
You did well get out. Let's hope I don't regret it
Yeah
I think I went the wrong way.
Quest failed.
Yeah, I got one quest failed.
It's only the contract though, so it's okay.
Stand-line almost getting into shit.
There goes your shot at the mess.
Ah man, the sacrifices have to be made I guess.
But it would be interesting. I feel like I sided against the squirrels a lot in the first game.
Was there such a decision in the first game too where you could like change the move of the, or like the whole like game area?
Yeah, but not as big.
One is pretty straightforward.
Only for the final bit.
Oh yeah, I remember there was one time when it was a town and you had to take sides if
if you were going to join the squirrels or if you weren't going to join the squirrels
I don't remember who else you were going to join
and I chose to fight against the squirrels so now it's interesting to go with the squirrels
to be honest
the order of the roads
and they were kind of questionable
they were like a little
against
Magicians and stuff.
They were kind of like more like the bad kind of humans. Like I don't feel like Roach is so bad.
We're going over here? Yeah.
They're a bit racist. Yeah, just a bit.
Hi. Oh, shit. Ah! We helpin'-
Biginy, Arda?
You're done.
Bro!
Come here!
Come on, somebody follow me.
Yes, so close.
What am I getting hit by?
Somebody in the back.
Oh, a thing!
Okay, did I just attack?
I confused you.
I think this is Arborless, I mean. Is that like, Ranged Guy?
How dare you! Women are great at fighting!
Crossbowman. Oh, it's a crossbowman. Interesting.
My character's stuck.
I have to wait for them to go up.
One night time!
Yeah, I guess so, and I'm walking backwards.
I think we're cat posts to the potion.
Meow!
I don't want to drink anymore cats.
Are Balist from Dark Souls?
Are you using these?
Yeah, I do remember that
What's wrong with them?
What's up, Liner?
What do you think?
Squirrels or roach?
I'm just coming up to that choice.
I chose the squirrels for this time.
I might change my mind or I might do another placing later.
Usually I would choose Roach, but Chatten convinced me to think about it more.
So I did.
Big choice, I love both for different reasons.
If you had to choose one, which one would you pick?
Roach. Where are they sailing? No idea. At least they'll not hinder us and they'll
gauge you to the dogs. Here's two big squirrels. Okay, we did a pole and most people picked
squirrels. You love the squirrels? I like how I have like not humongous love for them
I guess, but I
Know I
Think that everyone is bad in some ways. I just feel like roach is like a bowl
Did someone tip them off we need to warn the other it's a lot of feelings
There's no like good guy and bad guy. It's very like makes on what?
I might keep shooting my- I think he's too far away.
How about Darion?
How many dudes?
I kinda wish they had...
Stamps is the first game though.
Like in the first game, we're so good.
We have Stamps.
Griffin Stamps.
Pat Stamps.
pretty much your Igny?
he's having a pee
I have to go full Ignis and finish Richard too, the bandit was too much for me, I can see how that could be a thing.
That doesn't sound like a lot of fun though, so it's time to dodge around and wait for Ignis.
I guess you can do like full mage in the game though, but I like finding melee.
There's a lot of dudes here.
So many grunts.
It's like women's tennis.
Are you telling me to men's tennis?
Is this a sound drum?
Like, this is not grunts?
I don't know, I don't watch tennis.
Think we'd have prime?
How do you not get hit there?
You know what I could do?
Oh shit, I have to get that hit first time.
Second roll? I could...
H my nose a little bit.
I can use a little hangman's venom.
I can also stick behind a bit more, so I don't get too much damage.
I mean, I keep missing.
What do you mean?
I'm worried about getting hit right now.
I'm this guy against everyone.
Sorry.
I'm saving you.
Bye bye.
See, he forgives me.
Why are these guys not wearing tan?
We sailed. Our women are prepared to die.
Good valley, people of prime 20 months.
But I'm not prepared to let murder happen. I'm going ashore.
Oh shit. Nah. See, he's not that good either.
Damn.
Errol's gonna get chaned.
He's too recited, but he doesn't care about women?
I don't think he cares about anything, if you're fair.
Run!
Save the elven women with her!
Not all humans are bad.
I'm not going to fight a guy with a pan.
Give me no choice!
I'm killing all... I kill all the villagers.
Run guys! Run unless you want to die!
You're dead.
To your shame.
Wait.
Oh, it's up here.
I think I'm block-faring this game now.
I didn't know that we're here!
I heard the screams, but oh, I'm not.
I didn't know that we're here I heard the screams but okay wait are they already
dead
sounds like they're having fun
It's open here.
It's escaped.
Gwynblad!
Laredo's calling for reinforcements!
We must sail!
Damn.
The voice carries.
Unbind us!
Oh, they're bent and bound.
They don't look so bound.
Ah, Square!
Ah, Square!
so bound.
Ah, Square!
I'll save the women.
I might have done it too slow.
I hope it had an all the same.
Oh my god, I have to redo a lot.
I didn't save for a long time chat.
And here is the tale of Geralt of Rivia.
Ah man, what are you going to do, what are you going to do?
At least now I know where to go.
I can use my evening as too far away, I guess.
Okay.
Are you guys coming or what?
Oh.
Where's my cavalry?
Did I go the wrong way?
Probably went the wrong way.
Hi.
Why are you being alone?
There's a rest of the cabinet.
Nice.
They're already at the boat.
That's already in the boat.
That's Henry Cavalry.
The Ramlin Alarm Sound.
But 50 because of the camera work?
Oh, I'm sorry. I have to control the camera myself.
I like that they all go like one-on-one with the camera.
I could have done the wingman thing.
Hang a man's wingman, hang a man's thing, hang a man's venom, let's do it.
I think that the moves were so stupid that I just found him in the rain. I'm fine.
I don't know if you can see it. He didn't turn against me.
Still!
I just have what it's more like at first. You go faster to kill.
I definitely want to upgrade, like what's the best spell in this game do you guys think?
To hope to upgrade?
I mean they're very situational I guess that, but is there anyone that's like, who thinks
this is more interesting than me?
Like Igni or Quen maybe?
I hope I don't have to use Clemence, I already am, though.
Stop blocking me.
I'm just gonna die anyway.
Can I please save after this?
I can't save.
Maybe if I wait here a bit longer, I can save.
There we go! Game saved!
He can get the Triss Undress spell.
Oh!
Quinn is probably strongest.
No!
No!
Oh, you can run after him or you can run to the ladies.
I see.
No!
No!
Oh
They don't like him but I think saving ladies
Guys you going against what things did you see that spin?
Like a mega spin
Amazing a silver sword
So I think a little damage on Lord
Come on, let me open.
I think he might be the coolest.
Well, he has some fires, you know.
Hmm, he might be the coolest, but he has some fires, you know.
Thanks!
What's wrong with you?
Thanks!
What's wrong with you?
She was inside me.
Let's go!
Run, ladies!
Run!
Yeah!
Run!
Wee!
What would you guys do?
Get out of the way!
What would you guys do?
Kill the woman or kill the man?
Four people die or three people die.
Or three people die.
Or three people die.
Prepare to set sail!
Is he Roach?
Did Vernon Roach sail out of you all right?
He's fine if that's what you asked.
We met and chatted.
Really?
Imagine that.
I wanted him to know that he was only leaving because I let him do so.
Did you- I would not have helped him kill Roach.
Damn, they had a stand-down?
Stand off? Stand down.
Oh.
Ah! Wait! Ah! I wasn't ready! I wasn't ready!
You can't pet dogs or anything.
the first the tamarion special forces created by Foltest to combat the
squire towel after the first war with nilfgaard veterans milka nationals the
best of the best this is the endroach see these emblems tamarion lilies that's
all I lacked I've defeated the commanders of all the special forces in
north now I shall unite the Scoia'tael finish what you started I shan't
kill you Roach we and Shay never kill the last specimens of dying breeds live
on and remember who defeated you remember he can do so again
thou fail Vernon Roach mistake your veth I will find you and I will kill
unfile the mainsail
Yeah, he's not very nice, is he?
Bonchon
Yeah
It's worse to choose on time.
You chose the sky?
What?
Only for the possibility of ladies.
I seem like Fulcher's life is not enough, but it seems like the killer also wanted to
monox at the advisor.
Shit.
There was no time to think.
It was time to act.
Having Geralt, I embarked upon a village...
Ah, voyage.
I don't know what's going on with these parts. They're really buggy.
If Elf could be believed, there was a people get around the...
the Vivergan banners to resist something.
God damn it.
I should mention the exceptional individuals who made my fellowship for this quest...
for this important quest.
I usually get an hour first round the squirrels.
them as counters and murderers I find the presence outright something
ah but I must admit I was glad to see the helper lord in the infamous bunch
you could prove very helpful helpful I don't know it a damn line is supposed to
read this out loud but highly useful then I'm supposed to read this out loud
but it doesn't do it there's some kind of bug
Well I'm excited to see the new area, the new city.
Oh shit, these guys seem like trouble.
Yeah, it worked the first time, yeah.
What the heck?
That's what kind of dude.
We're here every last man. I was somewhere beyond that hill in the middle of the muscle. What is your intention saskia?
Stop Edden from being sold
We can't afford a war with Hensel nice me of the
Leave issues of war to me Prince
Concentrate on King Hensel. You're been zig ring claims. He's short tempered provoke him to strike and we'll negotiate
She's cool. I like her
Still
Betrayed us spit on the nobles Prince. They've met nothing since the day my peasant force scattered them on the Diffney
By the good day to believe my lord
Firstly the girl has a name
Secondly, she's the best commander I have all others have betrayed me. She's a monster
Creep spoke to me in a dream. I saw a snake like she devour your heritage
I think that was supposed to be two words.
Oh no.
of end I invite you to join feminist greetings Henselt you see home in
Edirne you are here yet I do not recall inviting you felon did so in your
stead I'm here at his behest I've broken no throughs is our three tees yet
was that sir mr. Brogan please escort count felon to a secluded spot and
remove his troublesome head don't you dare boy you're no king your father
My father is dead the folks still mourn him while you betray his good name in his country your majesty
I must request your protection. This young man has lost his mind take him away your majesty
What of our agreement? I need you no longer Philip mouse Dennis is here. Yeah
See ya
Anyone else wish to object I think I need to add more ballooning today and remake
to the matter of hand then.
Well said!
Yeah, I know for once.
I'll show you my hand.
I've over 200 armed men in camp nearby, enough to hold the fort for several hours.
Another 5,000 battle-hungry lads await on the other bank.
What say you to that?
Pretty forces have crumbled beneath, burying the walls.
There'll be 5,000 dead lads, should you move against the virgin?
There are times I consider, boy. These are bolt of marches, and me a piece of land.
Rinquish it to me, and you'll keep your crown.
Oppose me, and I shall crush you without mercy.
Give me Lomark, and return to Vengerberg.
Vengerberg.
It's the richest piece of land in the north. I am forced to accept your terms.
This is upper... This is the richest piece of land in the north.
This piece of land generates more revenue annually than all the forests of the
Not if we're under siege though.
Where am I?
The courageous cockerel, yet deep inside fear eats at your heart.
Is one push enough to send you over the edge, or must I push twice?
Try me.
I tire of this discussion.
I have the upper hand and no amount of scintillating talk will change that.
We both know I'll not leave empty-handed.
What do you propose?
Sorry, I almost died.
Draw your army and we'll save them from being massacred.
Withdraw your forces across the planter and for all time relinquish any claims to Upper Eddon.
Whoa, hold there!
I don't believe you understood my query.
What will I get out of it?
Peace.
You mock me.
You think this is a game?
You just talked yourself into a warrior, little shit.
Oopsie.
Don't threaten me.
We came here to speak.
Enough of your prattle!
Draw your sword!
So scared.
I'm ready.
Care to dance, Your Majesty.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Hold on a minute.
I'm starting to watch that.
I'm losing.
I can't do anything.
I can't do anything.
Oh my god. I can't dodge, I can't dispel.
Okay, I killed the king.
I guess I died for the kill.
I killed the king, yes! I don't know.
I'm crying cuz of the blue.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Killing the holy land man.
Yeah, the king is gonna kill you.
I'm thinking lights of life.
Oh he started a curse.
kill the holy man on the sacred sphere circle thing
it's not a sphere it's a circle
plate the giant plate
uh-oh spaganias
Oh, now we're here.
Eh?
Yorpen Zygrin.
Mark and Sigrin. Yeah, which one is good at playing, I would say. It's a bit old, but...
Don't play it on a more difficult day, I wouldn't say that.
That's great to see you in good health.
For that game.
Geralt, staring as if you've seen a ghost muster up a hug for an old friend.
Oh, sorry, I didn't remember you.
Geralt's head's not exactly on straight. Ha! Meeting you truly dead in Foltest.
by me
plowing negative negatively plow up your dad right it was a what
not a mean chair girls lost his memory and kill full test
wait wait what's the difference someone hold on what does that mean
no
he means chief is saskia oh I
lies that's butchery I've come with a hundred arches the best in the world
Okay, that's not the same word. A very old term.
Well, you need to wait.
Sasuke and Prince Penis, sir, brother...
Prince Penis?
Enough to parley with Henselt.
Me and the boys are waiting in case something goes wrong.
Something went wrong.
My medallion's humming.
I feel a friend to make out by what? By the game?
Call the sorceress!
Prince Penis!
oh no the the the holy table has collapsed down girl and he came
there was a boost yesterday yeah
Oh shit it's her.
She's with the evils.
Ah, sorry.
Ah, zombies.
Yeah, I got a next up.
Chashka.
I think he's great.
Sheshgown!
Sheshgown!
Sheshgown!
Yeah, there's a lot of them and not a lot of us.
You stink!
Random... Random Iggy off-screen.
Sometimes I try to aim when I aim, but it just...
Oh shit! Mega! Mega Man!
Iron Man!
Oh god, this guy run over again.
Drogger?
Oh god, I got enough of those.
Quentime!
For a game where you always want to use potions before the fight, they don't really give
you an option to use potions before the fight.
There's a lot of the fights are kind of like just spring upon you after a conversation
so you can prepare for it and not see an open apple.
more of them some cars will start of the year
Oh bird, yeah.
Is it Pilipa?
That was an owl, wasn't it?
No, maybe not.
Oh no, that guy!
Eagles are coming!
Oh yeah, it was Pilipa!
I did a poll for which path to take.
chat with 60% on the elves.
So we picked the elves.
Also, I was getting convinced by chat
after them selling me a sweater.
She's stealing my experience points.
How dare she?
Shit.
Oh, my god.
Wait.
What actually?
What?
Okay, I clearly just attacked these guys first.
They disappear all the time.
Come on.
Aha! Come back to the bath.
I really am flucking.
I don't even need to fight because she's just OP.
I'm more of a Trist... oh, Jennifer fans.
But in this game, I'm gonna be very Trist friendly because it makes no sense.
Because we don't know about Jennifer yet.
We don't know much about her yet.
Jamie.
Jamie fan.
Can you please look through my play through?
What do you mean?
What?
Can you please just go to my playthrough?
What do you mean?
What?
You know what is Tracer 1?
Well, every time I've done a Tracer Jennifer about
Tracer has always lost in the first time that Tracer won.
Oh shit.
I wanna attack these guys.
Nice.
Ding ding ding ding ding.
Trist was nude right before the call.
Yeah, that might have influenced.
Not gonna lie.
Yeah, Trist.
Yeah, Tristage is not that good in the books, that's the thing, like I'm kind of biased
against her, unfortunately.
I know it's not, we're not playing the books, but the books are like the lore on this game,
so.
Yeah, we're just talking about that, like I'm holding into that.
Yen is good in the game. I mean, she's harsh, sure. She's bossy, sure. I don't think that's
necessarily bad. She's not unreasonable, you know? I mean, she's pretty bad in the books
two but Geralt is not great either you know. They can play each other in the worst way.
I like what you're two a lot so far actually but I really like the world of Witcher 3.
That's a very special open world and the gameplay I think I prefer what you want which
just kind of weird I guess it's Chris of a unicorn I think not yeah I also kind of
I don't like going cannon, the cannon is yet to burn.
Yeah, them there. Same.
Oh, Craven really.
I love Philip.
She has eyes.
She has the flash wounds.
And you witcher I'm after a king slayer and kidnapped Triss Merigold and brought her here. Is this an interrogation?
There are warrants on your head into Meria, Kedwin and Rodania, and I'm responsible for Saskia's safety.
That's enough, Philippa. You told me yourself you thought him innocent.
Saskia, Falka, Ryle, first the sun went out and the squiddles arrived. No, that's Falk. It's too much for the common fork.
True.
Summon all the commanders to the meeting hall Yorveth give me some time. I must prepare them for your arrival
Witcher
Philippa you must be there too. I wish to hear what we can expect from this anomaly and how we might be rid of it
Worry not Yapon the legendary white wolf and the equally famous Philippa Isleheart should have a remedy for several hundred rabid Wraiths
Yep, I want to see all commanders in the council chamber, Phillipa, Anzalucha, they never stop talking to him.
The gates are to remain shut until we're done. You answer with your beard if they open for any reason.
I like these people so far.
Welcome to Vergan, witcher. I'm Cecil Burden, the alderman.
Geralt of Rivia. We've got a spare room at the inn.
There's not much, but at least you'll have a roof over your head and a solid bed
underneath your arse. Thanks. I could use that.
Skaelin, show Master Geralt to his quarters.
His bed has still here.
I've been to the olden's chambers on your way back to inform everyone that
he has departed.
Cheers.
That is, that he died a hero slain by the invaders.
Exactly.
You see, Master Witcher?
He's young, but clever, will make a real dwarf out of him yet.
What?
I'll become a dwarf?
Is there a dwarf and brothel?
Brothel?
OK, OK, are you guys ready?
I'm sorry about this, but it's been redeemed.
This looks like a... mark... okay, is this a mark race?
Oh my god, look at that picture.
Mark here? You know Skyrim Town.
Mark there.
Am I following the right guy?
You're good, bro.
The space fighting here.
Yay.
Stone Sitter is really hot in 2011.
I would punch him if I could.
Which is better, third chapter?
Is that my room? Wow!
where's the brothel asking for a friend thank you believe that this is on
fistfights nice that I'm a serious to be honest that was pretty nice
stop stroking him and rub him up
But that's not for me to judge the point is you can make good
Each contender puts down this steak which rises the more fights you win if you want to
Brothel there's no brothel
Oh nooooo!
AHHHH!
No problem.
I'm pretty sure they're talking about the bird, not the human business.
wait what oh my god he said whatever the first time I messed up today today
I saved the burning women by his balls
Yeah, I'm gonna get the
sluggy between the eyes.
Finally, an end to the flailing and someone with a touch of finesse.
The pool is yours.
You're moving up the ranks there just like your wings.
Ready for one fight?
It's sushi today.
Yeah, fight.
The better the fight, the higher the stakes, the higher the stakes, the bigger the issues.
In that case, betting is now over!
Stop stroking him and rough him up!
Stop stroking him and rough him up!
Good advice on a fight.
Have you guys ever gone to Sushi Train?
I heard about it on a TV show, or a Nesha show, and I'm watching like a mediocre, horror
Australian movie or show, like a mini-series or something.
It's about, I don't know, Gracie Darney's college or something like that.
It's not that good.
It feels a bit, I guess,
I don't know. It's just, it doesn't feel like the buggy's all there, I guess, but it's fine.
But it doesn't feel like the strew loop are good, but it's not.
It's serviceable for like, going to sleep.
And they talk about sushi train all the time, and I've never,
I've never had it, and I want to have it.
We did it once, it's okay, but in Netherlands we have very good sushi buffet.
Buffet
The word for homework in Swedish has been requested from the trans
This is the strongest land I know. He's knackered many a plow
His homework is like suck
The fortune he's made in his fist-fighting career makes many a nobleman green with a baby
Is that eating sushi from new models?
No, I don't think that's bad
I think it's when it's on like a trip like
You follow the but it goes like on a
On the round thing around around then you pick it up and then from the kitchen
They send it and you pick up whichever one you want
Everybody does one of this
In that case betting is now open
Like these balls I prefer to nude models thing
Yeah
I don't know man
People are gross
beat up a random person brah. oh shit.
hit brah.
I'm very suspicious for common, I've never hit a bit before in the training.
that's what it said, the show.
yeah it was like a battle to the airport.
No one?
Oh shit, quick!
It's a song.
It looks like he's 16 years old.
I know Anna, the new sushi, the hamster and the switch-con.
What?
That's crazy.
It's so weird.
Two sacks?
I'll take two tanks of gold any time.
Show me what you've done.
Watch this, Chad.
That's a freaking commander man.
Stop stroking him and rock him up!
Easy.
You're gonna go to the brothel for that?
You won't be to buy a witcher, bro.
your meditation will meet again so that forgets no insult congratulations to the
victors and thanks to the fact that gold though proved your mastery the
challenge fighting you is an honor let's tend to the pool the pool you have a
pool don't be afraid of him I think the rest of the people fighting in my
I have a dirty mind. What do you mean? Game has it
What is tonight polite name for brothel really
Nice bands that look like made of stone
It is so the game
By this balls
Hey ho, hey ho.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Filla's the kiss.
Girl, right.
My uncles told me a lot about you.
Nice work with those specters.
And Saskia.
Well, I wager the gods didn't think you could save them.
I got you, bro.
Cecil.
I helped them out here and there managing the verga.
Scaling burdens, my name.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a good friend of yours.
Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna fight. Can you tell me about...
I don't want to fight with a guy.
Okay, stop being racist!
Ah, now he's being false to me.
Yeah, I was singing like the dwarf song, but in a different way.
Hey Ho! Hey Ho! Ho! You know, not quite the same.
Harpy contract for playing Closure of the Minds.
Baltimore, Considered Dead.
Investigation Needed.
The music is fogger sick.
Harpy Queen Contracts.
explore the town chat shall we? Good Baltimore. Probably bald. They have bad news for me which
our universe is full of racism. Well yeah. What a beautiful town. It looks very much
like in Skyrim.
A little bit.
Harpy contract is a banger, really.
We can do it.
We can do it first, in fact.
Is an alien carving on the board? Wait, what's there?
Holy...
Thick.
Me, I guess, thick.
That wasn't bored again, I want to see the alien.
freedom and yours. Alien! There wasn't an alien, look. It's awful, he's trolling.
Yeah, okay, I thought it was good the masterpiece
I'm not saying it was aliens, but
Army led by a woman
Not a mistake we're six gifts
Yeah, it's not floating. It's been weird lately. It's like Sam said.
I have five talent points.
You, good friend, are very happy.
I forget to do the thing.
The thing?
The flex damage.
Take your time again for 2, 1, 8 months.
Yeah, I'll do what your 3 is on point, as well.
I can see the other one, there we go. Speed of Vigor regeneration to a combo assumption
faster. What about the other side? Why is this all squishy and weird? Soar damage. Unlocking
ability to deal damage to many people and show damage upon its world. That sounds cool,
I like the world. I don't use the world.
The parts, what needs this?
There you squint.
Lady Saskia will defeat Henson.
And I'll make it to 1-7.
She'll be back soon, huh?
You should re-rains all of his.
You'll see.
The shit's for the brains.
Do-do-do-do-do.
We gotta pick a quest to start with.
Do-do-do-do-do.
I want to press on journal.
Unless I know about the deals, which is 3DLC is better if it's just there one day, that would be amazing.
I mean like the deal, see the people that talk about.
Yeah.
He really likes to spawn after best thing, Sultan at arm wrestling.
Oh, we can do arm wrestling?
Why not?
We need more small-hump base RPGs, yeah?
Greetings, Collie!
Greetings!
Collie?
Collie.
I don't know about that bro!
I think I can make armor.
This one looks pretty crazy.
K-Ran, skin armor.
I don't- I need more silk.
What is that?
Robust cloth and hardened leather.
Do you happen to sell it, sir?
It wasn't normal leather.
It was like hardened leather, right?
I hard forgot.
Gosh, Darn it, Chad, I forgot already.
I saw something again, I thought about lowering the difficulty, why, let's see what I need.
All the others are common, so this is the one we're gonna make.
It was just normal leather, yeah?
Or no, it wasn't.
Hardened leather, robust cloth.
Let's remember that.
Member it, Member it chat.
Oops, stepped on a dove.
I like the music here a lot.
It looks just like playing things on EC.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
I mean, some people like playing on EC, and that's fine.
There's nothing wrong with playing on EC, Finn.
You miss quite a scrap, gentlemen, and an opportunity to slay a monarch.
There was a struggle, and the Prince was wounded.
You've all seen the magical phenomenon covering the battlefield.
For any who still have doubts, this is no mundane mist, nor a petty fairground illusion.
Most likely, we're up against a blood curse, an old and powerful spell.
We do not know who cast it or why.
For now, I have one piece of good news and several pieces of bad news.
Uh-oh.
is that Henselt and his army have been halted for the time being and the bad news
The mist will grow it may even engulf vergon furthermore
Wraiths may emerge from it. Can they be made penitent with an axe to the head in theory?
Yes, but I would suggest putting your faith in a silver weapon
Furthermore the ghosts will weaken as they move away from the mist. Is there any way to drive it off?
A quist is for himself and Geralt of Rivia.
The king slayer?
Contrary to what old women at the wells say, he did not, in fact, slay any kings.
I'm innocent.
Wouldn't hurt to fly that one.
Look at his eyes. You'll see he's the sensitive kind.
Whatever you may see in his eyes, few know more about lifting curses.
Gentlemen, I do not require you to understand this phenomenon,
But there are a few rules I insist you must follow here we go
No one is to approach the mist it is mortally dangerous in addition
We need to learn the story of the battle for this
I especially count on the aid of mr. Cecil burden at your service my lady
Thank you to lift the curse. We require some objects symbolic of the war
one's belonging to those who perished here three years past.
Pfft!
Oh, scrap iron from that massacre line about the licensee's beard!
I thought curses were best handled with...
Please leave the thinking to me, Mr. Zygrin,
and I'd gladly hear less from you from now on.
The objects must be magically active and strictly linked to the ghosts of the fallen.
That is all.
Let me be clear, you're all to aid Philippa and the Witcher.
What are you grumbling about now, Yarpen?
Take a swig of wine
Now to worldly matters. How many are we saskia? You know, well, how many?
We do wars and near 200 but don't judge us by our number the half thousand peasants will come
Though you'll get a little bit of chair milord's
53 nights and another 200 armed men
Not enough.
Henselt leads 5,000, 5 to 1 against this. What think you of that?
We are few, they are many. But we have our walls. Low though they be. If we have arches, who knows?
All for a regimen of Havia Arbalus from Lyria!
We have something better. Yorveth's Elves. Scoia'tael.
Yorveth's Elves?
There he is. Hello.
Gentlemen, I give you your veth.
What do you seek here, murderer?
A hundred of the North's best archers await your orders, Dragon Slayer.
You wished for archers? Here they are.
I take no pleasure in fraternizing with elves.
But even a shit-coated stick can be a weapon.
He burned down the villages of many in my horde.
The free peasantry is one thing but a criminal with a price on his head in all the northern realms
This is too much. Yeah, Saskia say the word and we'll depart
He and me out
Your birth came to fight for me. I trust him and I know that he'll stay the course
Just like each of you. How could you know that?
He's an elf trees and runs in his veins. He's been fighting humans for a century
But for the first time in scores of years his fight makes sense
The Scoia'tael no no peace they've died for Nilfgaard for the valley of the flowers in vain
They've been betrayed and cheated now. They have a new goal the Ponta Valley
Junior fifth state where no man would have to fear elven arrows when venturing beyond city walls and elves and dwarves
Wouldn't live in ghettos or on reservations
first however we have a battle to win you know who we're up against it's a
splendid army brave and well-laid they cannot be scared off all routed they
have to be killed I want your birth to sit at the same table as we do I want him
to kill for 24 and I assure you that he'll do so with a smile if only you
Let me fantasy a smile that skinny face. I'm in your birthday's
Bloody hell
Father's turning in his grave for a musts a must. I say I they trust them
Next how the she killed my mental remember them if I hadn't killed them. They'd have killed me
Bear all right
For the sake of better times. He was easy to convince
You!
I!
DIE!
You sons of bitches!
And my act!
Cheers!
The music stopped abruptly.
Cheers!
What the heck?
NO!
It's poison!
Poison! She's dying. Shit! Take her somewhere safe and guard her with your
lives. I'll gather what I need and join you soon.
No!
I'll place my best warriors on watch. Quickly, lads! I'll let you-
I'm not poison, though. Her? We should end the before it started. They're gonna
think it's me or him.
She sees casting spells.
Well, does that sound like a baby or a door?
It's not like a door and a baby at the same time.
Come on baby, what happened to me?
I did not.
Oh, there's a baby, yeah.
In the background.
You mean healer?
What's a poison?
Thormadil commonly known as mage pain it is a terrible reputation and anti
them must exist can you hear her what can we do treat
treat me require herbs magic and blood not ordinary but I presume correct we
require royal blood could use a letter right now royal blood what do you
need blood the nearest king is on the other side of the mist of race you
You misunderstood me. It need not be the blood of a ruling woman. It is the genotype contained
in royal blood that is required. Kings issue from ancient dynasties. Over the ages to survive
rulers needed exceptional resistance and strength. As royal dynasties rarely admit common blood,
the strength of their genes remains great. I shall employ self-healing genetic therapy
that will teach Saskia's body how to rid itself of the poison.
Okay? In breathing?
Oh my god!
Okay, what herbs do you need?
I have one of those.
Trace has a rose of remembrance.
The flowers are exceptional long ago the end Shay who succeeded in cultivating the roses enjoyed great respect
Times have changed as have elves there are no Alvin gardens nearby
We must return to Flotsam
Trace has a rose of remembrance from Flotsam. It's her we need to find
What do I look for immortals? Where will we find him what else?
They grow deep beneath the earth which should not be a problem as Bergen lies on top of a mine.
How will they help us?
A mott and they call it a mine!
They can have it in internal tissues. The immortality will help restore them.
What else do you need?
What else do you need to heal Saskia?
Thormidro is a self-perpetuating substance. Any incursion into a cluster of poisoned cells was an immediate chain reaction.
Each tainted cell that is removed is replaced by ten new tainted cells to interrupt this reaction
I'll need an ungodly amount of the power a water or air genie or one of the 20 legendary rings of power would be best
Rings of power to bring them all and then the darkness bind them
What rides and then I'll have to run barefooted to the power of what?
They're all the mall ring the wall to play wait wait wait hold on
Did you guys hear that no matter the source find something
Can you more tell a rose of remembrance royal blood and magic sounds like a fairy tale
He just said one of that luring's clothes to top things off. I wish it were a fairy tale
Especially a poor one as a happy ending would then be an effort
No countable help Gerrit. You may what about the battle of rates?
I must first see if the spurs keeping Sasuke alive or in order
then we'll consider how best to send the specters to the next stage.
I was shook it!
Actually, once you can tend to that yourself.
Ask the locals about the battle, maybe you'll learn something.
In that case, I shall search for the poison.
I missed.
They talked about 20 rings of power, and then they said,
or one to break or to hold them all and bring,
and in the darkness bind them.
He said that. He said something like that.
It was like a direct quote from Lord of the Rings, pretty much.
Lord of the Ring!
He literally said that, yeah.
Pretty funny.
May the plague take it threatens all manner of creatures.
So anyone headed to the glories or walking through the galleys
should take exceptional heed. The squirrels that have made camp by the burnt
huts are not our enemies. So says Sasuke.
So it is. It's upstairs.
And Sorcerous Philippa Isleheart will deal with the mist
and the wraiths. And now open the gates.
I'm getting a little late.
The gates! Open the gates!
You have anything... Poison? Saber? How much damage?
That's not bad damage.
I can afford them too, but um...
16 plus armor.
Magical. Damn, this one is crazy. I think it's better than the one I could craft.
He doesn't have any ingredients this guy.
That guy is insane, this house is a lot of good shit.
Your tummy hurts? No!
Stop that right now.
I don't need to warn women in this game.
It's you.
He's alive.
No, it's not the same guy.
They just look the same.
Tell me men from vergan have been disappearing for some time. We recently found some of their corpses
So it doesn't sign up and hard mother. Oh
Because we're all meal man among the victims young men humans and elves
So did you find the body?
In different places many in the village near the ravine that leads to the town
I didn't see that.
What's the other corpse saying?
Detective, what?
Why not?
So what?
Where was it?
Any reward?
something if I do say so myself
releasing good men I'll do what I can do
okay I got I got quite a few chests now so
there's no brothel in this area I used to
roll the dice feel the fear in enemy
That's who's murder case first. That sounds fun.
Let's put a bird in the village or examine the corpses in the catacombs beyond Oregon.
Bird in the village.
I used to do the do, feel the feeling of enemy size.
Wait, is it in, is the entire game only in the village?
My pentacos intrigue you.
and school yes and you'll get out of here why does the price face I heard
about you in school whether you like it or not you're a hero of contemporary
history and at the love school you read beneath our blankets studied at
RG's and yes so I'm still to finish my portion of fetish internship and you're
I'm doing it under Philip Eilor. It's watchful eye.
I'm back again.
Head from a hero of our own death.
Now that's drawing on sources for real.
I'd be grateful.
The locals are reluctant to buy magic items,
and I really need to pass.
Let's see what I can do.
Out of the pseus. Okay, again.
Your logis of death, Rookse?
Let me just go to the book section.
Flaming rose, heartbeats, how to kill a bull war, lure the tempers, magic and power, monster
I almost wrote that.
Trolls of Troll- Trolls and Trolling.
Legendary Curse of Ponter Valley.
She sells a lot of books guys.
Ballad of flowers, Vesema, three year among the endigrals, race.
It must be that first book, no? Fixing the quest section?
For here?
Surgical tools. Teals, should I buy that?
Maybe she doesn't sell yet.
It was fully grown in Maine. Yeah, I get that.
Did you probably sell some stuff?
Wire rope.
Yeah, sorry, buy the tools, it's not a book.
Okay, it's not a book.
right then.
Vigra?
robust cloth okay anything else we can sell
where did I buy this thank you milady I'm sectioned in library we're all
all the abandoned quest items are? Oh really?
Well...
I might have to go to a store and then there's an item called quest item. Yeah!
Now this weapon was way better.
I need a silver sword, it's better.
Yeah, I need a bit of silver sword, that's what I need.
Can I sell stuff?
Who? What?
I'm not grumpy.
Let's trade.
Wait, I need to check on the armor I can buy.
I can sell this.
Oh damn, this guy has a lot of armor.
17 armor for Dragon Scale armor.
how much wait okay this one has
Draugr armor
Draugr essence I don't have that
shit I fought a Draugr
Draugr armor fragment
dragon scale is seventeen this one is 25
okay hold on seventeen
I'm plus 50 vitality. Let me check what the one I can make is.
Nine.
Do you guys think it's your bi-armor or...?
Sometimes you can loot the drug essence in the fight, but it's finicky.
Right.
and I have nothing really that comes close so it's really hot jogging these
got him
another traveler wait let me guess
from America had it at the tip of my tongue she didn't have it what brings
you to Bergen wait I know business just what I thought I saw we're not the
Draugr schematic how well we don't often see witches here I only could do it if I
if I looted the old one just do anyway we solve problems oh I remember when I
thought my boyfriend did you find his entrails strewn on the porch and his
head a few paces away because those are the kind of problems I solve that's
Let's trade.
Ew.
Ew.
She only sells old stuff.
Okay, I'll buy this armor, though.
Let's trade.
I'll buy the dragonon.
Dragonon.
I also need some new boots.
Oh, it's too expensive.
I can't afford it.
Because...
Dragon on it also needs some new boots. Oh, it's too expensive. I can't afford it because
2800
Yikes, there's also this one plus 14 only plus 800
Put that was thank you
Hardened leather boots up again already
Yikes. That's a bit rough.
That's his shoes.
I'll see if we can...
I'm gonna...
Are you sure Ella opened the dog?
Yeah, I left the dog in, right?
Do I want to sell some shit while you're in town?
I don't know what to sell! I have so much shit!
Yeah, you did.
Oh my God, I keep exiting the toss all the time.
I mean I could craft this one for now so this is kind of cheap, personally craft this.
How much?
Oh my god 10 more, I can't craft 10 more, maybe I can.
No, I need like, um, cloth.
Do you have cloth?
Do you have cloth?
This is kind of annoying.
Now he doesn't have cloth.
Okay.
Can I craft cloth?
Silly cunt thinks a hundred years has a long time
long by human reckoning
they have both
Hairstyle, does she have different hairstyles?
Rivian Ponytail
I have Ponytail, Squirrel Tail
Lo have Ponytail
Elven style, Dwarven braid
Single braid
Grassman, I think this is the same
What more reason not to say you're catching this?
So much to sell it?
Yeah, but like where?
No, I don't want to cut my hair, I can't see it.
She sells some things?
Cloth.
Ah.
How much is it cost?
How much does it cost?
200 for cloth?
What the heck?
Ever done your hair like a braid?
I do my hair like a braid every day.
Jesus Christ, why is everything so freaking expensive?
I'm not going to ever get any of this shit.
That's crazy.
You just get a haircut.
Hello, jeez.
That's wild.
Chad, wild.
Can I at least make superb leather?
No, that's trouser.
Hardened leather.
Well...
I just need a lot of robust cloth. That's all.
I'll cut my hair when I need to cut my hair.
There's reasons to cut your hair as well.
It does get damaged after a while and dry.
So I'll cut it when I want to cut it.
I cut it how much I want to cut it, which is a minimum to be honest.
You'd rather not see a woman at the head of an army.
Especially when Sorceress is around her.
Keep the child.
Loo-de-loo-de-loo-de-loo-de-loo.
Cloth.
For free?
I found a bunch of cloth.
Okay, I need to loot all the houses to get cloth.
I can make a pillow out of my hair.
I cut yours because Adler can use it as a shortcut ladder to get upstairs if he locks himself out.
True! A shortcut ladder is so smart.
Hey, aren't you the one who captained your veth back in Flotsam?
I might have...
A PIECE TRATER!
Red?
Hahahaha
I go a serious career proposal, yes
From one of your best lads...
This guy also has marmarine to sell
Plus sixteen...
It's way cheaper and has plus sixteen
Or we're buying this
and now we're poor that was way cheaper I don't have to collect cloth I can use a
cloth for the next item I took off my boots on accident god damn it
it looks good too I like it
It reminds me of, hey, it reminds me of Yennefer.
She wears this kind of fabric.
Okay, shall we do the quest then?
Do I examine the body some sense?
It does look black enough.
Yeah, she wears this kind of like...
shape.
Yeah you'll get there anyways, so we'll give you a new dialogue option.
Oh, okay.
So it doesn't matter where I go.
I'll just go this way, because I don't know where I'm going anyways.
Excuse me.
Don't send the doll you found out.
You think I'm in here?
They block me.
Rude.
Is there no outside area in this place?
I mean, there's gotta be.
Where else can I find people?
I like to get out of this place.
I think it's over there.
Ah, shit.
Well, this map kinda sucks a bit.
It's amazing.
Yeah, I noticed.
I am inclined to agree.
Shit.
I think I want to go up here.
Go around!
Me? How dare you?
I'm gonna need to stay on the right side here I think and I think I'll be able to walk out.
It's easier to navigate after a few dozen places.
Is it here or...?
The worst part is it's so annoying to go to the map.
It's here.
David Pinkford, chair 1-4-1.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
You crossed the gun.
You crossed the gun.
I'm the leader.
Chad, I want more sushi.
Can you probably just know what we players want?
As for quest, maces, underwater levels, snake sections.
Oh, and how about playing a way worse, weaker companion?
companion for a while that we love that this is modded now the game looks
amazing I was like just looking at this I could totally buy that it would be
Witcher 3 if you just look at the scene just here
And then like here like this you know
It looks surprisingly good
Now it doesn't look like what you're straight anymore. It's the freaking bloom that makes it look bad
Hello.
Kill lovers in my way.
I think I have uber sampling on. I put all the highest graphics.
Uber sampling on I put all the highest graphics it's a bundle to us watcher we
have to pay for everything weapons food and formation
food send you your friends but never learn the most
Why would it attack me though?
What I use for elf, steel or silver.
I love that I have some damage with my quen now, it makes it way more powerful.
SILVER FOR MONSTERS!
Weird looking sword, I got.
arrest warrants for me but i am innocent
innocent i say
where's your arrest warrants
The rest weren't.
You're at the Riviera.
The bastards.
Yeah, Lutho's way harder than this.
I love this area, it looks beautiful.
Honestly, it's a trace we're moving like this.
And I would think this was for Traceray.
We got a few goblin ludes here, but I can't go down to kill them, so what the heck can
I do.
That's a windy witcher stream.
Oh shit.
Eat shit and die!
We're gonna eat shit right here.
There we go.
I don't like the guys with shields.
There's the last guy.
There he is.
Harpy's!
I need some of the wrong weapons.
They don't look as beautiful or like as if you were in a 2-3.
I'm watching three that turn from beautiful women to ugly creatures.
Isn't that so?
Am I going the wrong way, like, back and forwards all the time?
I'm not entirely sure.
Where I should go first? I think I should go this way north.
Because I'm already kind of there. I just hope...
Simon's turned into a woman.
I just hope I'm not, like, going the wrong way, I guess.
Oh shit! A whole friggin' village of them!
Jesus Christ of the Lost!
They're all big drugged down at the same time.
Igni doesn't work in like in the true scene, unfortunately.
Okay.
That was like I took the wrong turn, bro.
I'm dallians humming place of power
hey what the heck where am I going now
you need to go around here where's it in
here this is the catacombs oh this is
It's a catacomb, it's a child, of course.
There's some ghosts.
There's some ghosts.
Ah.
Hard.
The wind's howling.
I don't know.
This has to be a tough...
What are we gonna about here, I don't know.
Cat combs? Oh, shut up, they're going down.
Suck! Suck! Suck! They always dodged you, it's annoying.
Nice, and Joyer gives it sub. I guess it's Game Favors Backshots? It's alright.
Oh my god, examine corpse, search.
Okay, we're just going to uncover a bunch of corpses.
What am I doing here, Chad?
I guess I'm looking for the fresh ones.
Oh, I didn't like soccer. Too much soccer too.
Almost completely.
This corpse is decomposed almost completely.
They can post almost completely.
And it's fresh.
Oh shit.
I'm doing a lot of damage to this guy.
This corpse is decomposed almost completely.
Oh my god!
FRESH!
This corpse has decomposed almost completely.
Well, sometimes I should inspect the clothing.
Let me look at the head.
are better conditioned than the rest of the body
and what about his eyes?
dark rings around the eyes like an anemic
what does anemic mean?
somebody sick?
anything in his neck?
just a few delicate bites on his neck
uh-oh
hahahahah
is this Bruxas?
oh, lots of blood
oooookay
ah, he's been sucked
by a Bruxa
It's like it has arms.
It's like it has a look at the hands.
That's a brook, so alright.
Anything in the arms?
Good.
Metal.
Corso.
Turn the corpse.
Put his wounds on her chest.
Splinter
Or so turn the corpse
What is wounds on your chest these wounds are ripped open whatever attacking was ferocious
Turn over
Fingernail marks all over his back
At least he had some fun before we died Bruxa Bruxa
Brigham lured him, Succubus the Tim?
What is that line?
Wait, that line did it?
I think I did everything, let's summarize.
Succubus?
Wait, what?
There's Succubus in this game?
me up completely decomposed
Composed almost complete.
Oh, fuck, damn it.
Fuck.
Fuckabus.
Fuckabus.
Time to find a ghost woman.
Who are you and what do you seek?
Geralt of Rivia. I seek the standard of the Dunn banner. Who are you?
A part, Hennessey. Insom and colored rare of the Dunn banner.
The best force to dis you from the land of Kedwin.
I served in the banner.
You may not remember me, but I remember you.
Where from?
I served in the Dunn banner.
Liar!
I fought beneath its standard at Brenna and at Fergen.
The Battle of Brenna. The Nordlings shoulder to shoulder against the Black ones.
The Redaniens, led by the Reuter on the right.
The Talas, leading to the left.
The Splendid Scythe was a Rott.
You got it wrong shit. He started tricking me. He's bluffing
You're mistaken the redanian regiments were on the left the tamarians took the center
Yes!
I thought you speak the truth.
Try me again.
No!
For this you must die.
Who was Chief Commander of the Power Spirula?
Marcus Briubunt?
Erlan Trahe?
Menocorn?
I mean, it's one out of three, I get it.
This is tedious.
Am I going to read the book or was she faking?
Well, I read the books, do you think I remember this kind of shit?
Meno Coorn.
But I'm going to re-listen to all the books after I finish Harry Potter.
I'm listening to Harry Potter with Ella, we're on the Deathly Hallows.
But I want him to also listen to the books and then I'm going to listen to the newest book.
But I don't think there's an audiobook of it out yet.
Breeze, definitely an Afghan commander, the rest I don't know.
Let's try and then...
No, not more!
The repulsive headhound of the Nafgadian Pact, but a great commander.
You will again let the Nordling's blood.
Would you agree?
Corn is dead.
Your memory has suffered after death.
Coghorn perished at Brenna.
You are vigilant.
I'm not listening to you.
Because I am of the Dunn banner
Perhaps you did fight it
It was so long ago. I may have forgotten
That was a 50-50
If there could be another matter
I can't answer for the state of your memory
You're right
Memory often fails us after death
Yeah
I cringed to admit I've forgotten who commanded the armies during the Battle of Ergon
Perhaps the most important day of my life
I'm the last.
He's so good as to remind me.
Oh shit.
There's no way I'll get this one.
I bet you guys think it's this one?
Four?
No help or just think a little?
What think I was we supposed to make sense shit, it's not making sense. I'll try one. I mean
the other ones have
Celtic led head and van der grift led us
Not all know that cad new some believe that the King's command of the armies during the battle
Or that their mages did.
Do you believe me yet?
Not yet.
What?!
They saw when you found out how you survived the massacre at Burnham.
How many things?! Jesus Christ, are they doing a whole ass test?!
If I get any one of them wrong, is it gonna be...
This is pretty tedious. Chat assist and run, option three. One, four. Yeah, I could come
back. Two. It's between one and two, that's for sure. It goes on indefinitely.
Seltkirk spared me.
You lie.
Shit!
You are not of the Dunbunner, and you must die!
Oh well, I tried.
I wonder how many of them...
What is he? Is he a scepter?
What can I use against him, oil-wise?
He's very tanky.
I need to do my Lexa, mmhmm.
I'm going to guess he's the last scepter.
Rafe?
Is it a wraith?
How the heck was I supposed to know all this?
I mean yeah I read the books but like I don't remember like the politics.
Also my least favorite part about the books.
Actually this is working really well.
Throwing away.
He's very clumsy yeah.
Just load the game announcer again on the screen.
That surprised me most of the time.
There we go.
Now I can get this sarcophagus.
Isn't this the sarcophagus?
There we go.
Most people probably use Google back in these days.
Oh shit, maybe I should stop opening graves.
At least I still have my Zapter to fill it on.
My deep compiles.
Google didn't exist in 2012, well yeah it did actually, it's not that old, okay.
I remember when I bought Skyrim in 2011, I bought it with a game book that was like a
full quests
like you cataloged all the quests that existed in the game
all the enemies that existed in the game
and all of the information about all the areas and the NPCs and all that stuff
so you could just like, if you had problems with the quest you could look it up
I have that book, I still have mine
the guy, yeah
you guys wanna see it?
Hold on let me see if I can find it. It should be here.
This is from 2011 man. I bought it with a game.
All these areas I kept it.
Just text of the text and text.
I used to look up all the enemies.
Look, it even has the map of each area inside.
All of the inside areas.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
What I would look up is mostly the different levels
of the enemies, because sometimes you
would face like a specific type of jogger for example and they have different
health and stuff and also I didn't I don't think I looked up any quest or
anything like that but also the horses you can see like the values of all the
horses and stuff here here like soldiers and guards and then these are
all the information about different soldiers and guards so here's an
Imperial soldier
Fort commander imperial late jade led led jade imperial general. He's the highest one and he has
This level and he has this health and whatnot
Thorne cloaks
No, actually the freaking guards are insane they're way higher level than any others
Probably because the guards are supposed to kill you when you're in trouble
It's supposed to be hard.
All the Thalmor, different ones.
All the different vampires.
There's the vampire fledglin, the vampire, the bloody vampire, the vampire mistlocker, the vampire night stalker, the ancient vampire and the
Volihar vampire.
And then there's the master vampire.
There's four different ones.
And then there's the Volihar master vampire.
Yup.
It's kind of in play through soon, that would be cool.
Marcus Gers could take a dragon by themselves if it dried.
Yeah, they're pretty crazy.
the guards are crazy
which way now? oh yeah, this way
manifest, LZ scroll 6
Tristangles
are you a bookworm?
no, no, I actually have a big problem reading books
it's not that I can't read, it's more like
I have a huge sheen, it makes it really hard for me to read books, so yeah, I listen to audiobooks,
that is easy for me actually, because I can do two things at once and they help me focus.
You trust Bethesda to not make elishful six shits?
You know, it used to be my dream to work for Bethesda when I was a kid.
I love Bethesda.
I played so much Fala 3, so much Fala New Vegas, so much
Oblivion, and so much Skyrim as well.
Yum!
Oh, shit, look at this.
Ooh.
Oh, shit.
Serving two goblins with the same book at once.
Use the ADHD to your favor.
At once, this is crazy.
You're the audiobook company, graphic audio.
They're my favorite company?
No, I can't say I have.
I usually listen to Audible.
Collect the feathers.
Oh, shit, you're right.
Where's town gone?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Yeah, but when I read a book, for me it's like I read a sentence, and then the sentence is gone.
So I have to re-read it, and then I re-read it, and then the sentence is gone.
So I have to re-read it again.
And then I read the sentence again.
And then maybe I think, okay I need more context, so I read three more senses.
Then all three senses are gone.
Ah, there's a little bridge here.
Didn't work for Bethesda because you realize developing games is not the same as gaming
it.
No, I didn't work for Bethesda because I became, I don't know, I didn't want to
go to school that much
you believe this game is a 15 years old no it looks really good isn't it
yeah I know I could have jumped in on time but I didn't I want to go back and
am I going the right way I want to do this quest
I want to stay a little focused I'm going the wrong way Chad
Or?
I don't know, am I?
I don't know, I'm confused.
I think I'm gonna...
What the heck is this place?
Hi.
Oh no, I'm in the city now.
Fuck off, sweetie.
What the f-
What's your problem?
You're walking backwards.
Awkward ass.
Self.
wish wish it did the starfield could have survived I don't think I would have
say that shit problem I'm not gonna lie
your adc would have worked well with the test of doing remake after remake and so
on what do you mean it's not even remakes of the somebody thinks they're
funny I mean yeah they did L that oblivion remake but it just re-release
things like I still have light for Bethesda because you know like for me
it's not the previous games I made I'm not gonna disappear but I definitely lost
a lot of hope you know where the heck do I go this is very confusing
the map is not helping at all how the heck do I get over there I think I gotta go
okay I gotta go up these stairs in the front of me and then keep to the right
keep to the right and then I walk through a tunnel if I built it with the
new builds it's always there my hope is non-existent I mean it died a
a little bit... shit I'm walking the wrong freaking way. Are you serious? Wait I
went to... I need to go another tunnel here. Yeah, yeah this is it. Came from here?
What the heck? Why is it going up now?
No! I want to go on the right. How the heck did I get there then? It's like
I think there's a big ass wall in the middle of town. How do I get up on the wall?
Maybe through over there?
Welcome to this shit town.
I think it's over here, maybe?
The medallion is quivering.
Okay, I think I might have made it to the right place.
Yes, I'm on the right side of the world.
I'll keep to the right.
Save it?
I found my way!
There's a huge patch, I just ignored it.
But it's hard, there's so many paths.
CHICKEN!
Talk about to down the line
He's inside. Oh, he's in the inn now. How the heck do I get to the inn?
Gah!
It's probably not even here somewhere else
Chicken chaser, chicken chaser
I don't know how to get to the bloody inn, here, here, yeah, follow the sign of the
woman in the thing, what do you call this?
The thing, the cauldron, the cauldron!
You want crispy chicken wings?
I don't feel like we eat chicken wings that much this week.
There's not much meat on the wing.
You know?
Is that the outline?
Oh, it's Dandy.
Dandy, why can't I talk to you?
No, we don't throw the wings. They're not like...
He's like... he ordered like a whole thing of wings.
I need to find an immortell first.
The strength.
I want to talk to Dan Lines, but here we are.
Oh, here he is!
I guess I gotta do this first.
I love how Geryl gets drunk with one beer.
What's that?
I'm looking for Immortals.
I don't know.
It's just a saying.
You're the only one using it.
Ha ha ha!
Witcher, the Immortel, it appears most often near Anthracite and illuminous silicate deposits.
Though it may seem to heal Saskia.
A rare curio, but it's a mine nearby, and who knows?
You might find it deep underground.
It's a mine.
It's the mine far.
Not at all. It's in Berger itself, in the town's upper quarter.
You're eager for this expedition, but nobody told the witcher that her mine is closed.
And they call it a mine!
But it's long overdue a cleaning, and weed out all the underground shit.
What are you talking about?
Not a month ago, miners started disappearing.
Must have tapped the wrong vein and woken some scum from the deep.
We wanted to send a crew of stout trellos in,
but Sasuke said she needs all the soldiers she can find up top
I'm ready to defend the town. We closed the shaft, fearing the filth with a marriage and over on the song
Looks like we arrived just in time. Hey, get up. See what's in us. Let's go
No, but I...
With this crew, we can't fear any monster. How about you, Sheldon?
You coming with us or staying around to get your fuck?
Another chance that this won't come around in a hurry. Fucking can wait. I am with you.
Wow, and I want to fudge.
Are they really going to teleport me to the mine?
No, they're not.
Okay.
Okay.
Good thing you're here, Geralt.
I'll rime for Wonder.
I know, but you have good ideas sometimes.
Okay.
Wonder?
Good.
Writing a Sonic for your new muse.
Better than that.
I'm composing an anthem for Virgen.
Wow.
Want to hear the first version?
Okay.
Uh, no.
Listen.
May those who dream of freedom arise.
Seeing the sight of liberty with their eyes.
Let us go together, become our brother.
The choice is yours, you know there's no other.
I don't like it, brother.
How far shall we venture in this great wonder?
Elfdwarf and human set forth together yonder.
Like it?
No, the ending was good.
Alright, let me work this guy.
I found some re-scribbling.
Wait, what did you talk about, Yennefer?
I'm not poems.
Some bastard stole them recently.
Probably wanted to show off to a young lass smelling of sheepskins.
I nearly missed this one.
It was like being in a brothel with no balls.
I owe you one, Geralt.
Though I don't know quite how you think.
No.
Actually, I do.
Up for a show, bro.
I saw one?
It's on there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Here?
all the same to me I need you to do me a favor name it for this I give you my
chastity chastity
don't tell me you need another poem for a moon rave worse please carols don't
get me involved in another messy monster matter I'm an artist not that's
precisely who I need to lure a succubus are you crazy you want to see a
a hoofed hat right when you're death?
Oh?
Oh, the other man?
We all have to die of something.
Go to the burned down village after dark and wait for him there.
By the way, can we talk first?
I saw an option to talk to you about Yennefer.
I'm trying to believe I'll find Yennefer.
My memories and feelings seem inextricably linked.
I seem to be recovering both.
I believe Yennefer's alive, and I'll eventually find her.
Tris Yennefer that's some life you lead my friend first off we have no idea
Second we have no idea if Tris is alive true
You seem to have two women when in fact you don't even have one their kind doesn't die easily
Leave I'll find Tris alive and Yennefer I
Won't know what to do about her until I see her. Why is my like tattoo shiny?
My memory is coming back, it's just bits and pieces so far, but I can feel them coming
together coming aboard.
What if you were there?
A voyage, a endless trek south, a forceful and manifold of a wild hunt.
No idea how long it got cold.
Only old people were left in the villages I passed through, but they all refused to
tell me what happened to the young, to their children.
They're finally pressed in there for information.
He planned it on wolf packs, on an outburst of drowners and rock fiends.
No one mentioned the wild hunt.
Did you catch up to the hunt?
I don't know.
Got anything you can follow?
I'm looking.
You once mentioned some of it at all, it's about the hunt.
I believe I said they could exist, and they'd be old.
I don't know any but-
EW, old people!
You're pretty good at finding things.
Okay, I do want to do the other quest that was on though.
Flickering heart.
Meet and learn the buried village of midnight and draw the succubus out of its lair.
We have some left-wing to do today, and we'll let them do that.
Don't try anything.
Let's do some Suck-Suck-You-Be action.
Wait, what?
Well, I am curious to see what a suck-up is this because I don't think I've seen one in
a Witcher game before, as I can recall.
Definitely saving here.
The opening theme is pretty good, I don't remember that, well, I think it was.
now you tell me like my friend dandelion says we all have to die of
something I'll have my eye on you at all times what's one in Richard 3 I don't
remember I don't usually deny women foreplay but I'll do my best let's do
this let's do it
If you wish my love, if our bodies?
If our bodies could a song compose.
My heart would inquire of your hands and pale and fine
If they'd grasp it gently to hold like a rose.
Oh.
He's so bad at being a bard.
Who are you, gorgeous one?
I'm a poet, my lady.
I've come to praise your unearthly beauty, if you'll do me the honor of revealing your
full self.
Indeed.
I shall reveal to you all my slenders.
I am more than your eyes.
I am a feast for all the seasons.
Oh.
Oh
Go go go
On the other hand, never plowed a succubus.
I'm so unsatisfied.
What am I supposed to do?
Lover should compose a poem that raises their virtues.
Delightful.
But I've never had a true poet perform for me.
Surely I get gelt.
Maybe not? I did save it before, in case I mess it up, because this one I think is worse than the rides.
Fucking idiot actually went in! I got a ring to this mess. I'd better get the fool out.
Lower accurate down the line.
I
Like one coming
I don't remember inviting you Geralt of review let dandelion go
No.
You mean you won't join him?
He's come to no harm.
On the contrary, he seems very happy.
Yeah, true.
Like the others?
Like all the other men you murdered?
I murdered no one.
All who followed me experienced unearthly pleasures.
Devour their energy like a swine gobble spots. I need their vital energies. I have no use for corpses
What will you do with dandelion? I shall show you my intentions of your
I'll release him when he waits
What's the murderer so if it wasn't you who killed those young men I can seduce anyone and hold them spellbound for as long as I wish
Unfortunately one fool fell madly in love with me
He's killing my lovers
The man who is this lover of yours a beautiful elf named alias
He asked me to investigate the murders. Oh his way of throwing you off his scent
Luckily mean to her
Ella
off your side did he show you the victims bodies is he short by him yet he
massacred the corpses first to make it seem as if beasts would attack the poor
souls I'm content to have you looking into the matter just be sure to see
through
I'll talk why should I help you why should I help you I want men to know that I give pleasure in return for their energy
But I don't take
I like to play me
Besides, I can give you something far better than ours
Okay, I'll talk I'll talk to him then I'll come back I hope we can see
see you our friendship then okay she has a tail
no she has a tail chan
i don't know what she's doing
weird dance and hairy legs hey you know
well you know you can't judge maybe it's a
fashion statement
so what we're talking about
I just left that in line.
I'm willing to ignore the legs because of reasons.
What do you mean I'm always like this?
Vice in the seats.
Where the heck is Elias anyways?
Elias!
Elias!
You guys over here?
I don't know, is he?
Oh my god, this place is so confusing.
Cosplayers?
Cosplayers?
What?
I don't understand at all.
Emo.
What?
I don't understand at all.
Cosplayers.
How does he know?
How does he know?
How does he know?
Cosplayers.
How does he know?
Cosplayers.
How does he know?
I don't understand, he's a toad.
Emo.
I never heard this.
Maybe he only said it for me.
Emo.
Emo.
I don't understand, he's a toad.
Emo.
Emo.
Cosplayers.
Cosplayers. Time traveler? Yeah, maybe CDPR knew I was gonna cosplay it.
Hmm, I'm very so scared. Is that him? Yeah, here's Elias.
Not if you believed her
You lied to me you lied to me you knew a succubus had made its layer in the burned down village I
Did I thought you'd refuse to help me if I told you you're right. I don't help murderers
That is pure nonsense. I killed no one who then who?
Who?
Who?
I don't believe you.
Sorry, Master Vue.
for your crimes. Damn. You're mad. I'm innocent.
Well, I'm gonna definitely stay on her side, obviously.
Pretty sure Witcher 3 is about the same quest.
I don't remember a second person Witcher 3.
For obvious reasons. I mean, he's a murderer, clearly.
He lied to me already. Why should I believe him now?
Honestly, there's one in the cave, in a cave?
I bet I've never met it.
Are we getting contracts?
Oh, I don't feel like I've seen it.
It's getting scary also.
Dammit.
Where are we going then?
Nice.
How'd they get out of here?
You were going the right way?
This way?
When's the good one in Novigrad?
I can't believe I've never seen them.
I don't think.
How's this the right way?
The battle prepared in their races just cause their aim to avenge and support
Saskia's laws. It's fun! It sounds like a Swedish name. Your vets light infantry
rush at their foe. Which is hard in your opinion. Or me forgotten what?
Me forgotten what? Oh, like the quest? I don't feel like I would have forgotten that.
There's a mark on the map. Yeah, but the map is friggin impossible. I'm trying to get to the top.
Hmm.
Stop.
Hey, stop.
I'm stopped.
I'm stopped.
Why stop?
Should I go north?
I think I can go north, right?
Now go, okay?
Well, you're going back, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Stop!
What's up?
Summertime? That's not quite the nurse. Here I gotta go. Save. I save. Stop! Summertime.
Greetings, Gringo. Wake up!
Ellie- Ellie-ass is a murderer. Your Scoia-tel, Elias, is murdering people from Vergen. Any proof?
Elias is one of my best warriors I have a scrap of metal I found a splinter from
a blade in one of the bodies compare it to Elias's weapons I'll see to it
haha that's why the tools yeah Elias must have learned that I know the truth
about his madness he's fled the city classic Elias
Now I gotta go get the dandelion back.
Thank you guys for helping me find the quest.
I was paying a little bit of that.
Just a little bit of paying.
But you guys are kinda used to it I guess.
I have LAS tries to murder the dandelion.
Oh my god what if he tried to make a dandelion?
Oh no, what if he ran?
To kill the dandelion.
Run! I wish we had a horse.
That'd be cool.
A roach for us.
Oh nice Morg. Good job saving everyone.
I'll not be put down like some dog fight shit
Oh, yes, I'm gonna kill you. Yeah
This is for all the time she scared me
This is for all the times you force me to wear flats cuz you're short
This is for all the time you forgot thog and he became ice.
Oh shit, his ghost come.
Shit, I'm gonna die.
Boom, baby.
Oh shit, there's three.
Okay, I need to switch.
We're kinda quenning it up in here.
I'm gonna quen.
I'm also gonna put some scepter thingy on my sword.
Scepter thingy... scepter oil.
It's my last one by the way, but I'm almost dead, so it makes sense to use it.
Ah, run!
If we can get it, stun lock!
That works pretty good.
I could not.
Other sword? Oh my god, I'm such a stupid.
Prepare to get it.
I need a new silver sword, my sword sword.
Run!
Clean it up!
No!
Too greedy!
Game holds up, I mean it's kinda...
It's a little jank, I guess.
Don't play on super hard difficulty, trust me, it's not a worst one.
I'm ready to play a normal shit that was too greedy
Shit
I'm playing the same mode
You're done for work right it doesn't really like yeah, I think it's maybe a little better, but
It was very fun and the gear you get rewarded with is great.
You don't mean the permadest, you mean the dark, don't you?
Because that permadest would be insane.
I'll let me put down like some dog, fight!
You better put a take in a swallow before going.
Aha!
Wait.
My...
See how it's hurting?
It's not that good.
It's okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We've got like three together, it's like a shit three at the same time.
I don't think that's what it was last time.
I need to use scepter oil.
Jesus Christ, it'll stay stunned for long enough.
Take it take it you like a boy
Maybe I have it out.
Tum tum tum tum tum.
You've got to attack their butts.
What are you going to say?
No!
No!
Stop it!
Help!
Stop it!
Ah!
Well, thank you very much for the tier one 60 months, wowie.
Just running the circle so you can get back.
It's better be worth the chat.
I
Yes
Oh my god, such pain in the butt.
Jesus Christ.
You know what? I'm gonna sit and drink some Swallow.
This is my last Swallow.
Come on, Ice Cream.
Oh, it's Herobritch accent, white and jade, bloody hell.
Bloody hell indeed, let's just drink some water, a bottle of water.
And correct my posture, white and jade.
Is that the last thing I do today, 20 minutes ago? No, I said last quests.
I'm still on the same quest.
It's a dog?
Just take it, okay? Just take it. That's it.
How dare you touch me!
I'm touching me.
How many more can there be?
Stop it!
Okay, now I can actually use Quen.
Wait, that's not Quen.
It's gonna suck, huh?
So who the heck is fighting over there?
There's more Wraith over there.
Um, if anything, I think it's not something.
It's certainly, why do they not work when I attack them?
It's making me annoyed.
It's the wrong sword? No, I pressed the right sword.
Why are you pressing the right sword?
I don't know if that's something for like a millisecond, but I don't have it in my life.
I have Orle on my server right now.
Maybe make sure they can dodge for a second or...
Like, it doesn't last long at all.
Is that or is Quinn, you know? I can't stand both.
See what I mean? It doesn't last long at all.
You're out? Okay, have a good one.
I think it makes it so they can dodge for a sec.
It lasts like seconds.
Great.
I need to upgrade this stage for you, however, I think that was okay because I have 4 loads.
I'm not like 1 HP anymore.
I still dodging me, so...
I'm still dodging!
Maybe it makes it take more damage or something?
I'm still avoiding my head.
Can we do that with it?
With it.
This wall will have to lie.
Getting some bonus heals is big.
Alright, let's save him, let's save him.
Little rascal.
Lefty.
Yeah, first try, obviously.
Where's daddy line?
Please you put an end to that fools torment. You'll be blissfully rewarded this role and relax
Sounds good to me
No forplay I guess
This just sounds like a music in the box by the bad I left you a small gift
something to remember me by
goodbye
wish
Yeah, all right, I'm drunk also. Oh, he gave me our is she gave me armor bruh
It's like you spend a fortune on an armor just now
Let's go good at this that felt awkward. Yeah, I was a bit awkward
Okay, it's slightly worse than mine
Slightly worse than mine.
I could have definitely have skipped buying this armor if I knew I was going to get a free
armor.
Minuteman!
Um, what the heck?
The game almost crashed, maybe?
He was very realistic.
Save.
We'll save.
I think that's it for me today, Chad.
Do some of the effects of her draining your life force?
Worth it.
Hahaha.
She has this quick and efficient.
The way Chad is chatting about like, Schmechso just happened?
Hmm?
Oh, it did, don't know.
Probably the best game, so thank you.
I don't have any ice cream, I wish I had some.
I have fruits!
I have banana, apples, oranges.
I'm gonna make smoothie for tomorrow, maybe I'll make it tomorrow, it's better if it's
fresh.
I don't have kiwi, I was gonna buy kiwi but I didn't trust Ella to pick up a good one.
Is this season for strawberries?
Malice?
Look at the smoothie, go get ice cream.
I don't have ice cream, what do you have?
Ah, bippity boppity boo! Ice cream now!
Oop!
What?
No...
This is a...
It's really good.
I feel like a lot of people in Sweden pick up fruits that are not ripe.
Just pick up fruits that are super hard.
Especially avocados.
Every time I ask somebody to grab me or to get me an avocado that's for using today,
They're always way too hard and I'm like bro
This is way too hard you can't seriously think I can use this today
You have to wait like a week and the weight like a because of difficult
They're not that hard. The other thing is they need to be
Moldable like you can press them and you feel it but they can't be soft
Depends on when you want to eat them really
It's slightly squishy but not soft, like ooh that's too soft, like ooh it kinda gives way
when I press.
And also you wanna check where the pit is or like, no not the pit, you know the little
hole that the fruit sits on?
Look so there's like no, it doesn't look weird there.
I would say that goes with almost all fruits, especially tomatoes.
If you look in the little hole where the tomato grows from, if it's black, that means the
tomato is bad.
The stem.
Yeah.
You can tell even before you touch it.
And I should try avocado smoothie.
It makes it creamy and smooth.
I would love that.
This is awesome.
Next time I'll buy some avocados.
I'm gonna make a asparagus, banana, strawberry, blueberry smoothie tomorrow, I think?
I think so.
Are you a smoothie person now?
What do you mean?
I just want a smoothie.
Tasty num num num. Asparagus, yeah.
It doesn't add a lot of taste, but it adds a lot of nutrients.
I've never heard of asparagus in a smoothie. It's good!
It doesn't add a lot of taste, like I said.
Oh yeah, also a little bit of lemon in there, like, a quart of lemon.
What are those smoothie people?
no wait asparagus oh shit I mean not asparagus no not the one that makes pass
upon yeah no not the p1 that makes you p-smell I mean the other one spinoffs
We'll take a spin off.
Spinach! Spinach. That's the one.
Sorry. I was so confident too.
Spinach makes more sense than asparagus.
That makes a lot more sense, yeah.
I was going to go for with broccoli. Oh, but asparagus was an odd choice.
I'm with the other ingredients.
No, I didn't finish the game yet, don't worry. I got a half the game left at least. More probably.
I actually did buy asparagus yesterday. Oh nice, I hope they were good ones.
Last time I tried to find asparagus it was super hard to find like a bunch that was good.
They always come in bunches in Sweden. They come like in like little rubber bands and they was like
bad, mold, bad, bad, slightly good. And I found one good bunch, one good bunch. And I had to throw out like one third of them anyways.
two months I have good ones yeah summer comes soon please it's very nice in the
air fryer I mean that would work yeah
weird need to come to Netherlands for the good ones no it's just out of season
here right now everything is out of season except for like you can buy in
And winter in Sweden you can buy really good oranges.
So.
Ah, oh yeah, yeah, it's late, sorry about that.
Raid.
Mismika.
247.
Did I do the right one?
Yes.
I feel like I need to upgrade my profile picture on Mismika 247, because this one is
a bit too dark.
I don't know which one I should do.
Hmm.
Hmm, a good profile picture.
Nightcatching.
Maybe a picture of Yoshi?
Here you go.
Where is this?
Or like a meme picture, yeah.
Oh shit, Danny never got Yoshi time.
Oh man, yanked. I need a reminder I guess.
Reading yourself like what's self-promoting.
Guilty as a charge. I can do whatever I want here!
This is my domain!
Alright guys, I'll be back tomorrow for more of the Witcher 2 Madness
and I've endured it a lot today so...
Way more than yesterday to be honest. Yesterday was a bit hard to get into
And I changed the difficulty, which was a good choice for this title, for sure.
And I have had a blast, so I'm excited to do all the side quests of tomorrow as well.
Combat is not, you don't play this game for the combat, so normal is a good difficulty.
All right guys, see you tomorrow! Bye-bye!