mooda
๐ฉ REACTS -> ROAD TO RADIANT -> TRYING TO WIN A GAME WITHOUT BUYING A GUN -> LEARNING SIEGE ๐ฉ
03-25-2026 ยท 10h 36m
โ ๏ธ VOD is unavailable.
mooda VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Sees that, I've been losing friends and finding peace.
All right, Jack, quick question of the day.
Would you suck your best friend's dick for $1 billion?
I do it for free!
All right, so it was a discord open some react I chat listen time to review
One of the best communities
React all right now Jesus I already just saw five things. I don't like bro. Anyway, let's go
So we're making fun of me when I was young.
You listen guys, listen, listen, listen.
Let me get this shit straight, bro.
Let me get this shit straight.
Let me get this shit straight.
Let me get this shit straight.
All right, let me get this shit straight.
You guys are making fun of how I looked
when I was like 16 years old.
How does that make any sense?
Chat, who looks better?
Me on the left or me on the right?
Be honest.
Was I really that chopped bro like was I really that chopped back in the day chat come
on bro I wasn't that ugly dude come on man.
This is question mark. You still are.
Muda, you actually look like an alien twin one of one.
Alright.
Oh, we watched some of this today. Oh, okay. This is where we...
Thank you, master.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Strict sir with these six months. I love you so much. God bless you. Why is my chat saying me
What is wrong with you guys?
Oh my god, what are you guys saying right now bro?
What are you guys saying?
I am a miner?
I don't give a fuck if you're a miner!
I can explain myself.
I can explain myself.
I can explain myself I can explain myself I
Can explain myself I can explain myself. Let me explain myself. Let me explain myself
Let me explain myself. Let me explain myself
Someone in the chat was shit talking me and I shit talked them back and he said he was a minor
So I said I don't give a fuck if you're a minor
You know like you know chat like a bro. That's that's that is that is that not fair is that not fair
Is that not fair
So if you're a minor you're allowed to shit talk to me, but I'm but I can't shit talk you back
Is that what I'm hearing if you're a minor you're allowed to shit talk me and I can't you talk you back
Is that that's that what I'm hearing?
Well, guess what I don't give a fuck if you're a minor
I'm gonna double down. I'm gonna give a fuck
Okay, if you're a minor and you're shit talking me I am going to shit talking back I
Am going to shit talking back if you're a minor and you're shit talking me. I am going to shit. I don't know fuck
Okay
All right chat because when I was 13 years old when I was 13 years old
nevermind
why is this thing saying Muda is jerking it what is this
Now explain yourself I literally just can't explain myself. I'm not glad you jerked off on stream
The way you walk, the way you understand me, the way you know, the way you just whisper me, the way you touch, the way you used to kiss me, I want you just, just the way you are.
Speed actually has the best emotes bro. Welcome to Burger King. Welcome to Burger King. How may I help you?
A Whopper with no tomatoes. Chow, what would you guys do if you like
genuinely, what would y'all do if you guys pulled up to a Burger King and it was me?
Like it was this guy greeting you.
What would you guys do?
What would you guys do if, if you know what I'm saying, if, if, if you open the window
and this is the man who greeted you.
Please finish the video.
Second window, please.
Okay.
Who added that?
Who added that?
Who added that?
Who added that?
Who the fuck added this?
Who the fuck added this?
Anyway, back to my question.
If you guys opened up, you know, if you guys were the bird king and this is the guy who opened the window, what would y'all do?
I would smack the fuck out of you. Please don't bomb me. I'd call the police. I would come through the window and start fucking you.
I would kill myself. I would kill you. I'd call the bomb defusing squad.
I rub your nose and put my cock on your face. Yeah, it's enough of that bruh. It's enough of chat.
Literally, I just brandon it. What's happening?
Cool.
Like, I don't understand what the fuck you guys mean by elf. Like, do I look like an elf to you guys?
Do I look- I look like a human. Like, bro, my ears are not big at all.
They're average size. You get just all my fucking dick all the time.
You get just always hating on me for no reason. I look like a normal human being.
Do I or do I not look like an elf? Yes or no?
Oh
Jesus oh god, okay brawl listen
Listen brawl listen listen listen chat. I don't even look bad in this bro
I was I think it was 17 or 18 in this picture. No, I think it was 17 or 16
Yeah, I was 16 or 17 chat did I really look that bad for being a 16 year old be honest, bro
For being a 16 year old did I really look that bad? Well, like come on. That wasn't even that bad
Muda you looked like poppin if you were gay
You looked like a femboy
Looks like a lesbian
You look like Peterbott. You look like you're poppin, but Jewish
Holy shit
What, what did he say?
You look like Phineas.
I mean, y'all just shoot that out.
Tonne Wynn.
Weldon Nickerson II.
Reyna Ha with the 17 months, stir ex with the 6 months, ex-lassid with the tier 1 I love
you, Lina with the tier 1 I love you, Cheryl with the 6 months I love you, Juke Juice with
the 6 months I love you, Banna Goat with the prime I love you, Adam with the tier
1 I love you, I had sex with my brother last night with the tier 1 I love you.
Okay, so what is the thumbnail?
Why are you making my nose ten times the size of what it really is?
My nose isn't this big!
Like fuck, bro. I don't understand.
Like bro, you guys are making it ten times the size and you guys gave me acne or like chicken pox or some shit.
You guys gave me like chicken pox or some shit. Like I don't understand, bro.
ECHE!
MAH-HA!
EX LASED WITH THE FIVE GIFTED!
Oh my god, EX LASED!
Everyone type in EX LASED, I love you so much!
LASED, I wanna suck your dick!
LASED, fuck you in the chat right now, girl!
The first one to say that gives it, gets a thousand dollars.
Okay, I have a question, I just need to ask you a question real quick, I need to ask
you a question, alright chat?
I need to genuinely ask you a question, give me one moment, just give me one second chat,
just give me one second.
Do you guys know that you are editing and making AI pictures of someone who is under age at the time that is currently 16 in this picture?
Do you guys know that and then still proceed to do the AI? Yes or no?
it's not AI what do you mean it's not AI like what do you mean it's not AI
And this is AI!
Okay
This is my grade 8 graduation
This was my middle school graduation picture. I don't even know how you guys have this
But why are we sending it?
TEN YEARS LATER!
Lesbian mother of five.
Kill your barber.
Please kill your barber.
What was wrong with my barber?
It wasn't even that bad of a haircut, guys.
Come on.
What the fuck does your barber do for a living?
Bro, the haircut's not even that bad.
SPIKE PLANTED ASS HAIR CUT
BOOOOOOOM
LIKE BOOOM BOOOM
BOOOM BOOOM
Like actually this shit's pissed me off bro seriously
I didn't judge the band director
YOOOOOO
Bro chill your parents sent me an old picture of you that you never showed to anyone
No, you think this is funny huh, Yuzi, huh?
Holy long nose, holy long big nose and elf ears.
This literally looks like a normal picture to me.
Why are you guys on my dick?
Holy shit, you look like a fucking goblin.
Oh
My god
SMASHING THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT LIKE ITS ME AND KLEEFAH
LIFEGARD CAN'T PULL ME OUT, DROWN ME IN THAT WATER
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS MAKING
Hey, gump!
Yo! You guys are weird as fuck, bro!
So... why?
What are you even doing?
Wait, did you have a good dream? You smiling?
So fucked up, bro, it's just so fucked up, man, it's just so fucked up.
If you were in a SpongeBob movie, we all know what character you would play.
Yeah, full-wed, we're gonna wake up tomorrow and you're not gonna have mod, by the way,
at the rate you're going, at the rate you're going full-wed, you are not gonna have
tomorrow like you're not gonna have
lots of water right you're fucking
going
I don't understand what the fuck you
guys want me to do here like what
is this bro this is just insane
actually I think I found your brother
No!
Bro stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop no no no no, I should return
Like you're Asher would turn it, you're Asher would turn it, you're Asher would turn it
You're just so stupid
Bro snack, oh my god you're so fucking stupid bro
I'm doing this video, fuck you
Oh my god
I'm just a stupid jackpot.
Apologizing to characters I've gooned to, okay?
You know what, chat? If these are any of the characters I know, I will deadass, I will self-report and also say that I've grown through this character before, okay?
I'll do it.
If I press on one more picture on black, I'm betting something bro.
If I open my eyes, okay, I'm gonna close my eyes and tell you guys, if I open my eyes
and look to the left side of my monitor
and I see a bunch of one-to-one, one-of-one emotes.
I am going to shut down my Twitch channel
and I am going to go back to working
a nine-to-five at River King.
All right?
Three, two, one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Muda and his prime. It's Osama Bin Muda. Holy shit, this guy frame mobs you.
Alla Akbar! Okay.
Bro.
Back when me and Muda used to sleep together?
Arab, I've never met you in my li-
How did you get this picture?
So we're sleeping with mods now I
I don't know how he got there. This has to have been from a stream. This has to be from a stream. There's no way
This has to be from a stream. It's impossible. I haven't slept with any mods
Chat type one if I should host a fuck-a-fan contest, bro
All right chat type one if I should host a fuck-a-fan contest
Jesus.
On the bus, on the way to school, in the locker room, every morning, every morning during
lunch, at night, online, online, online.
I'm on.
What's up everybody?
It's your boy Sean Diddy Collins.
Happened to me too much times those who know
Yo V you rage bait too much in Moors chat and he clicks on your profile and chatters, you know
Kithy with the prime I love you can't quant any with the prime I love you so much like dude
This is the type of shit
What is this?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
We are not doing this
Why am I getting kissed by a ditty on one side and empty on the other?
This is not funny
Stop this shit
I have never said that word you guys are so weird no no no no no no no no it's
edited well let's edit it I swear on everything I love I have never said the
n-word before on stream I have never said the n-word on stream before wallah so
this is obviously edited but I probably said Arnold Schwarzenegger or some
shit like that and he fucking cut it out and fucking made it look like that bro
stop don't piss me off bro
all right see when Muda goes mainstream on Twitch so you know he's paying mods
Now
That's actually so annoying bro, I wanted to make amends to be re-added on discord
Okay, yeah, give me a volume warning next time
It's gonna be one of the worst edits I've ever seen in my entire life, who made this?
Frank, you have the worst edits I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
Chat, was this edited in Capcom or Filmora?
Chat was this be grateful mood. Okay, you know what you're right chat was this made in cap cut y'all go
That's actually chat type one if this is a w edit and type two if this is an amazing edit type three if you should retire
Editing but type one and two if it's a good at it
No w's in the chat bro dub use the chat
Dub use in the fucking chat bro dub use the chat
You
you
you
you
you
you
What?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
One, two, three, oh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Guys, I'm not going to lie, bro.
Do y'all really think I can get, okay.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
This one.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
Three, seven, 12, 23, 26, 30, 48, 53.
53. Okay, they go up by how much every time. Let's see. 3, 7, 12, 23, 26, 30, 48, 53, like
Like, huh?
Okay, I don't understand.
Chad, is there a pattern here? I'm not seeing a pattern.
4850...
Okay, wait.
3, 7, 12, 23, 26, 30, 48, 53.
What does it go up by every time?
Three, okay, four, five, six, seven, so that's four,
eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17,
so it doubles here randomly.
Then it goes 26, oh, then it goes 30.
I can get this, I can get this, I can get this, it goes up by 4 and then 5 and then 13
And then 3, 4, 12, I don't know.
No, can you guys stop putting the fucking speed sped in, Emile?
Like can you guys please stop putting the fucking speed sped in, Emile?
Your dead ass, holy retarded.
bro I'm not dumb bro stop yo okay three okay what's that three okay Jesus so
hard okay what's that three to seven is four then seven and twelve is five then
and 12 to 23 is 13.
Then it goes back to three,
then it goes back to four,
then it goes back to 18,
then it goes 19, 20, 21,
for nine, 50, 12, 23, five.
I don't understand this, bro.
I don't understand chat.
What's the pattern here?
I don't see a pattern.
But while I don't get this chat,
I swear on my life, I don't get this.
While I don't get this.
But how do you guys know it's 59?
Like you guys are saying it's 59,
but how did you guys come up with 59?
Cause I don't wanna cheat.
I just wanna like, how did you guys process,
what'd you guys get 59 from?
The rows are different. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Oh, 48, 53 is what? 49, 50, 51, 2 to 3.
Okay, well it's 53 plus 5, 54, 55 to 67, 58, 58.
Okay, I got it.
All right, choose one of the options
to replace the missing square.
How is it 59?
Are you guys distorted?
How is it 59?
Someone explain to me how the fuck this is 59.
I know you didn't go to college, but oh my God.
What are you trying to tell me?
Boy, you guys are retarded, it's at the age to fuck up.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
Quarter, half, full.
16, 32, full is 64.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
Smiley face, heart, heart, smiley face, heart.
Heart, heart, smiley face.
Heart, smiley face.
Okay, so it goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Right here.
Okay, wait.
If it goes boom, boom, wait, okay, so two hearts, heart, heart.
Two hearts, heart.
Okay, wait, I don't understand this.
chat give me one second this is gonna take a little bit give me one sec so
smiley face double hearts and then it goes bottom left heart then it goes top
right top left bottom right then it goes back to double heart but flipped oh I'm
retarded this one see right chat see it has to be see chat right yeah I think
I'm going to go with C. How many squares are in this picture?
One, two, three, okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
So why is there no seven here?
These are rectangles, right?
These aren't squares.
One, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four, five, six.
other six. Choose one of the objects to replace them as a square. So it's just this one, right?
Or no. It has to be D. It's D, right, chat? It's D.
It can't be C chat these lines are way too um
thick
Are you guys retarded? Why would it be C? It's D
See the squares are too spread out look the glow thin these lines are the thick these are
Pull on everyone's life in this chat including mine it has to be D
Actually, I'm retarded, it is C, it is C, I'm sorry, it is C, sorry.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
12, 24, what's 24 plus 24?
Hey Siri, what's 24 times 2?
Hey Siri, what's 12?
That's 24 times 2.
24 times 2 is 48.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
Okay, so dash, dash, dash, triple dash, 4, 16 times 3.
Hey Siri, what's 16 times 3?
16 times 3 is 48.
Why is it 048 on this option?
Why is it 048 on here?
Okay, wait. Dash, dash, dash, dash, dash. 4, 16.
Oh, wait.
So it's time 6. Hey, Siri, what's 16?
Hey Siri, what's 16 times 6?
16 times 6 is 96.
Like what?!
I don't understand this shit, but on everything I love on my life I don't understand.
Okay, if a single line is 4, but 2 lines is 16, it means 4 times 3 is 16.
Hey Siri, what's 16 times 3?
16 times 3 is 48.
Okay, so the number to go from 4 to 16 is 4 times what?
4, 8, 12, 16.
So 60 hey Siri, what's 16 times 4?
16 times 4 is 64. Okay, there you go
All right, so what do we have here choose one of the options to replace the missing square?
Okay, so it was x plus star then it goes
Jesus I don't know
What the fuck diagonal okay, so this x plus star then it goes
Oh D right chat D
It's D, right?
If it's just like this, this plus this would be like this, right?
Chat, it would look like this, right?
It would look like this, it would look like an X, right?
Then, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Covering up this, and then this.
So then plus the last one would be
A?
No, because this is going from the left to right, this is going left to right, this is
going right to left, so it can't be that one.
It has to either be B or D. I'm pretty sure it's D. Or B. It has to be, it's B, it's
B, it's B, it's B, it's B, it has to be B.
Like who, like what is this?
Like bro, oh my god.
How many triangles are in the picture?
Okay, let's see here, triangles, triangles.
One, two, three, four, five.
Childish triangles, do these count?
I guess they do, okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Choose one option, choose one of the options
to replace the missing square.
Jesus Christ.
Like what the fuck am I looking at?
Okay, so, oh, no, it's not that.
No, I don't know what the fuck that is.
Can it be that?
There's no way.
No, B, I think it has to be B.
Wait, Jesus, I don't even, oh my God,
my brain's fried, bro.
Okay, what's that?
See, it's going like, no, it can't be C,
because what the fuck is this?
This diagonal piece going up,
which doesn't make any sense.
This also doesn't make any sense.
Oh, it has to be that, wait.
Oh, it's B, it's B, it's B.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
I fucking hate this one.
Okay.
476, 914, 2011, 1624, hey Siri!
17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, so that's 8.
Hey Siri, what's 24 plus 8?
24 plus 8 is 32.
Oh, it has to be 36, no?
Like it has to be 36?
It has to be 36 because these are all going up
and then, oh my, they're subtracting.
Oh my God.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, they subtract,
so it can't be 36, it has to subtract.
So, 16, okay, four, seven, six,
it minused one from that.
Nine, 14, 11, it minused
13, 12, 11.
So I went minus one to minus three to minus six.
Hey Siri, what's 24 minus six?
24 minus six is 18.
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
Okay, I found this on the web for show me the options
to replace the missing square.
Shut up!
Choose one of the options to replace the missing square.
So it goes square, hexagon, octagon.
Okay, so it's going from square to hexagon to octagon.
3240, I don't understand this one.
I don't understand, I don't understand.
Chat, what is this?
I don't understand.
Okay, one second.
Square to octagon to pentagon.
So what does that mean?
Square, hexagon, pentagon.
Okay, four minutes at the clock, it's easy.
One minute on each question, 32, 40, so it gets, hmm.
How much is each side?
Four, one, two, three, four, five, one, two, three, four,
five, six, it goes up in one every time, okay?
It goes up every single time.
Mods take off.
Mods take off.
Mods take off.
Take off email only.
Take off email only.
Take off email only.
I'm not cheating.
Well, I won't cheat.
Square pentagon hexagon, 3240.
Okay.
Square pentagon hexagon, 3240.
Okay, 32 to 40 is plus six
40 plus six is 46. There's no six here. I think I just have to take a guess here, bro
There's only three of us on the clock
Square
Hexagon pentagon streaming worked otherwise one two three four so four
four squares
Broken heart emoji four squares one two three four five square five sides six sides six sides
Six sides. What are you trying to tell me here? What are you trying to tell me? What are you trying to tell me here?
I don't understand. We're trying to tell me I
Have to guess about the time is running out the time is running out. I have to guess
48
It has to be 48 or 56 because 72 is too high and it can't be 24 because the number is increasing
48 or 56 any mini-minimo I don't know 56 I'm gonna show you
fuck I thought that was wrong I don't know
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
40 about star star star square Jesus
Oh my god, what are these questions bro?
Star, Nebula, Star, Israel, sign, I don't know.
I don't know what I'm looking at bro,
I forgot what I'm looking at.
Okay, let's see here dude, I don't know.
Square, Pentagon, stop sign?
I think it has to be a stop sign.
I think it literally has to be a stop sign,
there's no way, right?
Okay, wait, how much size does it increase?
Four sides, one, two, three, four,
and then it becomes more complex,
and then it becomes even more complex.
So it's a star that becomes more complex.
So it goes from four sides to squares to the sides.
B or D?
D, because B has more size than D.
It would go from square to this, to this, then D, then B.
Not B to D, D.
How many triangles in this picture?
One, two, three, four, five.
Okay, that's why it's an O5 here.
One, two, three, four, five.
What?
One, two, three, four.
Ah, that hasn't...
Choose one of the options or a place of missing square
D D
Eight seconds 28 points with subtracting the numbers are subtracting 22
15 okay, oh my god, oh my god
Is that is that bad?
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
Is that bad?
What does 108 mean chat?
That's above average.
Above average.
I don't want to see a single person this chat.
Ever, call me a sped, do you hear me?
I don't want anyone in this chat to ever call me a sped, ever.
108, baby, 108.
108, that's not bad.
that is not bad that's average I'm above average not average I'm above average
what is this how the fuck did you get 132 you know how did this guy get 132
Average is 100 so chat. I'm above average
Wait so chat. I'm above average
That's the exact same as Jinxie so Jinxie got
Wait so Jinxie got 108 and I got 108
yes sir yes sir yes sir hey man listen chat sometimes you got to think
outside the box not inside the box won't lie didn't she so anyway let's
continue with reacts if I see this face one more time I'm gonna fucking sweet
I genuinely um it do it with aura now you dumbass
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
And Nathan has 900,000?
Yeah, Nathan's out of the know.
I-
I am a minor?
I don't give a fuck if-
Like, dude.
I don't know how it gets worse and worse.
genuinely i don't know how it gets worse and worse
where were we over here
like
well
no no you can't do that
no you can't do you can't do that
no no no you you can't do that bro you cannot do that you know
no no no you cannot
that is just racist
that's not even funny that's just racist we can't know no no no no no
mods
mods
if there's shit that is racist just delete it what the fuck are you guys
yo what was Connor saying
okay yo Connor was tweaking bro no Connor was just ripping it
I have months. Months like mother.
I'm only 12 years old this year.
I secretly used my mother's credit card.
Recently, I found that I seem to like boys.
The first time I saw your live broadcast, I climaxed five times.
This is really not a lie.
I hope you can show your muscles again.
chat we need to debate this we need to seriously like put a put an end to this shit bro like
seriously chat do I actually have elf ears be honest
Are you serious bro?
one.
So why are we putting Cristiano Ronaldo as my uh, as like I don't understand.
What do you mean accept the call?
I'm not accepting Epstein's call bro.
Yo why are you guys putting Ronaldo on my, what the fuck, Muda can you please do this
for me?
I got you with a date if you do it.
She's 10 out of 10 from London.
When you come to Masters, she's ready to suck you off.
Chippin' bro. Like little chippin', chippin', chippin'.
Oh no, I dropped my glasses.
Uh, by the way, Pinocchio, there was a cookie missing from the jar.
Did you, uh, did you take it by any chance?
Yes, Papa Gibetto. I'm sorry.
Are you sure you took it? Because, uh, I'd believe you if you said you didn't.
No, I took it, Papa. I wouldn't lie to you.
You could try. Who knows, you might get away with it.
I didn't get it for the first five seconds, but I got it now
No change bro, all night on the frack bro, you want a piece?
You want a piece?
You want a piece?
Yes bro!
Should we gamble too?
You gotta pay some gambling bro, blackjack, come on Ashley bro!
Yo we're going to play some modern music.
Of course!
Oh!
Ashley bro!
What is this clip that you guys are setting here?
What are you guys setting here?
I don't get it.
Did a CS2 vs Valorant comparison listing his pros and cons of each game.
CS pros, cases, cases, okay, twice, the market, beautiful skins, good core gameplay, you can
spray one shot headshot to AK surfing, knife animations, dunk, only pixel, trade-ups, clean
mechanics, gloves, great esports scene, not pay to win, okay, CS, cheating, yes.
No cans, I agree.
Yes, you will lose all your money.
updates PC only I agree pros kittens W good anti-cheat W beautiful skins W cool
agents W clean mechanics W 10
Your body wants it
I know your thoughts
All you bout it, bout it
You're a big girl
And it's your words
And I'ma let you do it, how you
I like it, I like it
I know you know I know you want it
I like it, don't be shy
I'll surprise you I'll surprise you
Yo why are you guys saying I'm balding?
What do you mean I'm balding? Can someone-
AAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Console Valorant skin animations, great esports scene, abilities, fields, easements, CS, I
have two aces on Valorant, 0 and CS, 9.4, 9.2.
Honestly, I agree.
I do like CS as a Valorant player my entire life after playing CS for literally one month.
I do like CS a lot, I just feel like Valorant is more like friendly orientated bro, you know?
And that's why there's like so many like e-couples.
Yeah, whoever sent me that shit you're getting banned.
You're a fucking hungry dude, you trying to ease it?
Chat, uh, okay, am I the only one who draws the line on bacon?
Like, be honest, am I the only one here that draws the line on bacon?
Listen, I'll have sex, you know?
Okay, but to be fair, chat, listen, I don't drink, I don't smoke weed, I don't
But I do like that knows is huge holy
Chat listen, I'm gonna keep it a buck what you guys listen. I don't have I don't drink
I don't know why you guys are saying cap. It's not cap. Listen. I don't drink I
Used to smoke weed I bro back in the day. Yes. I used to smoke weed. Yes back in the day
I used to vape by the way like five years ago like five years ago. This is all okay
But now chat I'm not gonna lie dude. Yes, dude. I don't know guys. I just I like my girls
You know what I'm saying guys like bro. I like my girls. I like inviting girls over at night time
we like to watch movies and
You know and you know we we do stuff. That's that's what I like
You know, I like girls, you know, like I really like girls, you know like I like girls
You know we like to watch movies and stuff
Do you like Indian girls why wouldn't I
Yo, yeah, anyway, yeah, bro, I like I like girls, you know, I like girls
Okay, so...
Congrats, you made it.
Well deserved.
But I know you still ain't getting bitches.
But you guys act like I can't open up a fucking Roblox lobby right now and pull the first
fucking girl I see.
The first girl on this 18-plus neighbors.
Her phone number is going to be in my phone.
Hello?
Yo, what's going on, Mary?
Hello?
Hello?
What's going on?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Put me down!
Whoa!
Put me down!
Put me down!
Put me down!
Whoa!
Chill!
Chill!
Put me down!
Chill!
Chill!
Chill!
Put me down!
Put me down!
Put me down!
Stop!
No!
Come on!
Put me down!
Let's just talk for a second.
Come on, put me down. Let's just talk for a second, Mary. Before we get freaky, let's just chill.
Put me down.
Well, you have me handcuffed. Come on, put me down. Put me down.
Mary, put me down!
Kinky much?
Well, who doesn't like a freak?
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 19. How old are you?
I'm 21.
Oh my god, you stop beating me up for five seconds. Okay. No, sit down. Sit down. Sit down
So Howard, so how are you doing today Mary?
I'm doing amazing, you know, I'm doing amazing now that I'm talking. Okay, Mary
Yeah
All right, okay, sit down. All right, so what did you so what did you do today? You know, I know the day just started but
What did you do?
Well, you're not you're not in the US. Are you you?
Holy stutter
Ball Mary.
It's Mari.
Sorry.
Where do you stay at?
With what country?
Guess your race.
Asian. I'm not Asian. I'm Arab. Dude! Me too! Well actually, I'm Lebanese though. Where are you from?
You're Lebanese? I'm from the United Arab Emirates. Where is that? Dubai?
Yeah. Oh my gosh, you're from Dubai? You're like from Bugatti or something?
Oh my god, no. Yeah, from the rich, I've seen those Dubai houses. They're crazy.
like those Dubai YouTubers they have like billionaire like
donors. No, though my house is like a two-story building here.
That's good though. What is it doing Dubai? Like is it like is it like is it
like how they say is it good? Is it nice? Is it beautiful? Should I visit?
it's really good man everything was good really yeah wait so what's hot going
great on wait so are you guys
you
you
you
you
you
I
Wait what what time is it what time is it for you this it's 10 p.m. You want to sleep early
No, I'll probably not because I haven't saw me a dude, but I'm really tired
No, I like your drawings. They look they look amazing
Wait, do you hand do you hand jobbies or do you Johnny's on a tablet?
Honestly dude, I lost my tablet and now I'm drawing them on my phone. I
Mean still do you have do you have like that apple pen? Are you doing it literally with your finger?
I do you know what I'm planning to do like so it's all my stylist and
So like a few stuff to get a brand new iPad as well
I see I see I see I see
Yeah
Really mom to save up a lot of money to line iPad
Then I lost it in the mall with my friends.
Wait, you lost it?
Yeah. Unfortunately.
I lost it last year. Now I'm saving up for another.
I mean, I hope you got one soon.
Oh my god, put me down, put me down, put me down, do you know what I always wanted
to do?
I always wanted to be like a streamer, like a YouTuber.
No, you can't do that man.
You think I'm funny enough?
No.
This is a good place.
I am going to do a little bit of this.
No.
I don't want to do that.
I'm gonna do it.
You don't?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Rude, can you watch what I said to divine?
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
Why are you screaming?
Can you get him off me?
Get off!
Get off!
You don't know what she wants.
Whoa!
Stop!
Yo, bro.
Am I actually just a kid?
No, bro am I actually just a cock dude
But what why would you just leave the game thought I don't understand I don't understand no you wanted it divine
You wanted it. I don't want to be weird. I don't want to be weird, but you've wanted this
Yeah, yeah, you know you did you can't have left the game. No, no, no, I know you could have left the game
You could have left the game. What do you want me to do? What do you mean? You didn't help me?
What kind of man are you?
Divine what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do here? This guy's tatted up
He looks he's seven foot and he looks like he's a gun in his back pocket. What do you want me to do here?
Jesus.
What do black people have in common with stars?
Stop! Stop!
The answer is, the harder you hit...
NOOOO!
No, stop, race...
Stop, stop. No more races to fill.
Stop, bro.
As long as you guys...
Like, what are you guys doing?
Is this?
I think I'm done with Reacts for today, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, so we're done.
Yeah, that's enough today.
That's enough. Let's put some balance.
Alright, I'll put some balance.
Alright, chat, I'ma go take a piss.
Why is everyone spending 1, 2, 3?
Why is everyone spending 1, 2, 3? I don't get it.
Yeah, why is everyone spending 1, 2, 3? By the way, I just want to tell you guys, a limited offer right now, a limited offer for the next person that dropped a prime sub.
I will suck your dick and send you dick pictures.
And I'll get a nose surgery. And I'll get a nose surgery to treat my nose. We good.
We're good.
K back with the prime. All right, brother. Check your out. Make sure to check your uh
Make sure to check your Twitter IDM's
She'll see the problem. I love you so much jazz with the prime. I love you so much. God bless you
Kai Senat is not back bro. Stop saying that shit
I said that is not back bro. Kai Senat is not back. All right, bro. Oh, let's see here chat competitive
What sensitivity am I on?
lonely underscore alley with the five gift that I love you so much God bless you
all right chat I'm gonna go take a piss because I feel like I've been holding
this listen for too long on listen do I play fast sense or slow sense today I
don't even give a fuck anymore bro I don't give a fuck all right
wait chat by the way bro listen by the way chat listen if I'm if I have
an iphone should i be using spotify or apple music because i'm not gonna lie chat i'm not
gonna lie apple music people in my chat or people and i'm like tiktok i've been saying use apple
music because it has better sounding music and also bro like they update bro apparently apple
music has more songs for drake and drake is like all i listen to but like chat look at this like
cool ass like like look if I go to the like look at this bro like why does it
look like that like not Apple music looks way better than Spotify bro use
DEMUS it's free bro I'm not Apple music is better in every aspect should I
really boom just chat it has this bowl Apple music has more like Drake songs
Bro that they only has on Drake, Drake on Spotify, you know
You know what I'm saying chat Apple music is terrible on desktop wait is it really chat is it really
Wait, is it is it really?
yeah? I hate sleeping alone
I hate sleeping alone
you know like bro I want to listen to this song but why is it not on Spotify
and when you're fucking someone else just fuck it like she ain't me damn those words are scary
those words are scary
all right I'ma look at the episteme we're back
I'ma look at the episteme we're back
a few years ago and gave the baggage to my exes off of her to carry
When are you going on an e-date with Jinxie?
I don't know chat, it's up to Jinxie bro.
I'm about to chop your head off.
Oh!
And by the time I end up stopping, you'll be rocking one of the rings that you pointed
out by shopping with a nigga don't laugh.
She's losing it right now, cause if I wasn't who I am, she would have been moving in
by now.
But instead we're moving slow, I guess she's used to it by now.
And she gives me all her trust and I'm a beauty.
found
mood of air
I
Why is where ignoring me I don't like that what's going on I guess play
That was
A little headshot through the box. Yeah. Yeah, you definitely got
What are you playing player three smokes here?
with me don't start with your shit i put you back in your place she tells me i bet you
want you won't say that to my face i hang up how dare you tell me it's tougher for you
like i don't hear about the niggas you fucking with two and whoever i'll be when they got
no that's just something to do and there's nothing to do yeah but she's losing it right
now she has choices she should make i think she's choosing it right now one more chance
I think they're dodging it.
Choose your agent.
Muda, what the fuck are you playing man?
I'll be real.
Oh shit!
See if you can.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
This guy's dodging.
Hey guys, my name is Muda here, and I'm gonna tell you guys, my name is Muda, if you haven't
heard of me, I make content on YouTube and Twitch.
I just want to let y'all know guys that uh, I am going to make sure that I get to play this game.
I will try everything in my power to win this game.
You are currently talking to the only human on earth that has ever reached rank 1 of 2 different content.
The only what? The only what?
The only human being that has ever-
Oh I think you said Cuban.
That is the only human being on earth that has gone rank 1 in both contents.
So.
Uh, what did I watch?
You said it in one word and left.
Oh, okay bro.
Play the fucking game.
What's that a further ado let's lock in and play some Valorant's
Skygarden solo solo solo two been garden three here now three no more flashes on sky
here's a classic oh wow was he there the entire time was he there the entire time
okay we were all listening to mood is fucking bullshit and we didn't like we
autopilot it we actually lost oh of course you guys are just gonna blame
Don't blame him for that.
Oh, of course not.
I'm just gonna blame you.
But, ah, just wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Just fucking wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
No, no one's gonna blame him.
He's a bit of a, like, he's a loud guy, but we'll be alright.
We'll be alright.
We'll be alright, we'll be alright.
I'm gonna go make a plan.
Yeah, you're sorry, bud.
I can launch it, bud.
Are they gonna go?
Okay, sure, fine.
Time to mobilize my cannon.
I'm to mobilize my patents.
Pop out!
Landing.
Okay, do you have your online purchase?
Don't miss me, human.
Suffer a gun, don't be.
That's annoying.
That's annoying.
That's annoying.
Let's develop after you.
Oh, okay.
I
Take your time
Not too much
Sacrifice guys, so the beer
I'm sure you see on your scene that you don't play mix, but now you're just spouting. I
Well mean knows I had to play smokes. I'm not gonna play club
I was hovering fucking
Chad you guys think I'm gonna win this game be honest
I think we envy I think just don't die and unbeat
Oh
This guy's long
I'm gonna treat I can't play but I don't ever want to show it to you. I hear are you here?
I always fun. I don't know. I don't know. Please
This camp has deep love
I'm going to fall back here.
Yeah.
We are shaking.
We are shaking.
Yeah, we are actually just lost.
I'm fighting on that, buddy.
He's going to keep fighting, yeah.
How good.
Someone go, man.
I'm going to turn my comms off, and I'm going to play the game.
Too much
Yeah, um
I'm gonna turn my comms off and I'm gonna chat do I play better slow sense or fast sense be honest
Do I play slow sense or fast sense chat be honest
Fast okay, let's play fast
I'm doing a thing.
Don't miss me too much.
Reloading.
I AM THE GREATEST PLAYER EVER!!!
Yo chat, how old do I have to be for my voice to get to the bottom of my head?
They get deeper by the way everyone says my voice is very high-pitched
Huh interesting
What do you sound like a little girl?
Doing a thing
who blinded me was that our sky or the other that was my sky my sky was the
one who I mean Chad the reason why I turn
comms off when I'm on a bad team is I
as I do it just in case I don't fucking
flip out on someone and like genuinely
just rip a fucking slur and get banned
so yeah bro I'm like you sound like
Bonnie blue and Jinxie's son like what
are we saying right now though Chad you
know what we should do in Valorant I
I am so serious, I swear to god, I think this would be a good thing.
It's chat, we should make it where terrorists only get vandals and CT gets phantoms.
Like genuinely, I feel like that should be a good deal.
I think that'd be pretty cool, no? That'd be pretty cool.
Like bro, defending already has like, you know...
Okay, um, um, stop baiting, I mean, dude, I'm not gonna lie, I feel like I have to bait,
bro.
I don't know, I don't feel comfortable not baiting.
I feel like I have to bait in this situation.
I feel like I have to bait in this situation. I don't know.
Like, I don't know, bro. I feel like I have to bait here.
Wait, chat! Is baiting a thing in Rainbow Six Siege, by the way?
I've got your trail.
Re-loading.
Back up left.
Nice and slow now.
Ow!
Oh my god!
Vipers 0-7, J-roll 1-7, why don't I just go to the nearest fucking, I don't know, the
nearest fucking aquarium and just fucking like, and just adopt the penguin bro, and just
adopt the penguin, and just, and just, you know, adopt the penguin, and that's it,
bro.
What's that?
Reloading.
Doing a thing.
Reloading.
Reloading.
Moody Watchers, Dodiak's side, I'm a Taurus.
Okay, really, Taurus the terrorist, really, that's what we're doing?
from A, our last runner standing.
Later!
Ten seconds left.
I planted.
How'd you think that was gonna end?
You see how I just won before, people?
Do you see how I won before everyone?
It was one more person to chat says ask jixie to eat a I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna bring you out on a date and fuck you
I got the spark!
Finished!
Fire in the hole!
Oh
My god
Oh
Please the one time I die
Does my team win the round or no? Let's see the one team I did the one time I died
does my team clutch up the Chanel
I am NOT turning my comms on in leading this game dude I do not want to do that
right now dude I do not want to do that right now dude
How is my viper still ONIGEED?
I have to spike on my mark.
Yeah, that's making me upset a little bit.
That pissed me off a little bit, I'm not gonna lie.
That upset me a little bit, I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, Galaxy the 17 months, I love you guys so much, Galbus. Yo, alright games, if you don't nerf Neon or nerf the shotguns in this game anytime soon,
I will personally break into your fucking company's headquarters and do it myself!
By the way, I heard people in, uh, I heard people in, um, I heard people in, uh, what
was I going to say?
I heard people in, uh, that worked at Riot Games got like laid off.
Why?
Or Riot Games?
Or Epic?
Sorry.
Epic.
Epic Games.
Yo, can you guys stop saying the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh thing?
Like come on dude
One enemy remaining
Surely it's impossible to lose this round, right?
So there's like no way we lost that round, it's impossible.
What happened to your aim labs routine? I mean guys, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, bro
It's like what's the I mean, I don't know dude. I'm not competing for anything
Yeah, it would be cool to be a little bit better at like rainbow and Val and all that games
But well, that's like, I don't know more focusing towards like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know
So, you know, like, you know, you know, anyway, uh, yeah, you know
back in a flash
sheriff
like what
A FUCKING DIGGLE!
He does that to me with a FUCKING DIGGLE!
AY-HA-FUCK-
AM I GAAAY?!
And we lose the entire fucking round.
Honestly, NC.
Muda Duke Human Benchmark?
of
30 seconds left
Nope.
Grandpa, by the way!
Right, bro, Ron did not get 8 MS, bro. Ron did not get 8 MS.
Leave me alone.
This team is ass.
I will try my best to kill everyone
Holy Culp!
Jack, can we get some L eagles in the chat please?
don't miss me too much spike down a
hit one enemy remaining
VEMOO!
VEMOO, VEMOO, VEMOO, VEMOO, VEMOO.
Chat, have y'all ever, ever, ever had ESEX?
Has anyone in this chat ever had ESEX before?
Has anyone in this chat had ESEX before?
How do you have e-sex like I don't get it bro like how are you guys
Stimulated not enough to do the sex session makes no sense
Like, is there shadows enabled or something?
How does he know I'm there?
Is there shadows in this game?
Is there shadows?
Like is there shadows in this game?
Like what?
Like I've never seen, is there shadows?
Cast shadows.
I don't think there's shadows so how the fuck does he know I just jumped it
No, where was he? Oh, I didn't see him. I didn't see him. Yo, I'm not gonna lie, that was a
lucky ass kill chat. I won't lie, bro. When is your private island going to be ready?
Do I look like I'm Epstein? Don't answer that. Don't answer that. Don't answer that. Don't
answer that don't answer that don't answer that don't answer that don't answer
yeah I said don't answer that oh my god you guys are so annoying go is it
actually so annoying bro so fucking cold in my room
Cactus and cuts!
I didn't...
Like damn, dude
So you know what I want bro, I want an Asian I want an Asian I want an Asian girl, bro. Is that weird?
I've never talked to an Asian girl before
Wait, what is a BG stand for chat, what is a BG stand for?
Asian baby girl, okay. Yeah, but low key man. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I've never done anything or
Even had a talking phase of an Asian girl that I'd love to bro low key
Look he bad as hell, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I don't really know what to buy here, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Let's get a fucking shotgun
Spike down a
one rest
last player standing
teleport's ready
oh my god
like fuck bro
Can you make an impact on this game bro?
I just got two kills dude.
Yes, I got my daily cup of coffee but like what is this?
Uh, chat bro.
I don't know man.
Every time I play a game I just lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose,
lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose, lose,
I don't have a gun.
I don't have a gun.
I would love to game with second bro.
I don't know.
I've been soloing these past couple of days.
It's not bad.
But I just lose, lose, lose no matter what I do bro.
I just lose.
If I jump 30 kills, I'll still lose and if I jump like 10 kills, I'll still lose.
Like there's not really much I can do bro, I don't know why.
I feel like solo queuing in any game is bad, bro.
Is that right, chat?
Like, in any ranked game, CS, Val, Siege is solo queuing bad.
I don't know bro I lowkey I need to talk to Jhinxie about it cuz lowkey thought
E-Date was good, bro. I don't know why that E-Date had, bro.
Chat, I still, to this day, like, vaude review that fucking vaude and, like, laugh my cock off, bro.
Low-key chat. Maybe we get two Asian baddies on the E-Date.
Holy shit.
One for Jitzy, one for me.
Yo, Loki?
I can Loki try.
I can easily make that happen.
You are
One enemy remaining
Watch my tech everyone if I throw a glass and you go right gun here
Why is this game so hard to win though?
Muda, I'm tired of working in Nanna 5.
Can you please hire me as your mate or something?
Spike down A.
Later!
They found my trap.
Here.
Enemy spotted A.
Spike down A.
I know exactly where you are.
I
Mean bro, it's just too predictable brother. It's just too predictable like these guys stupid
What is this?
Oh my god.
Yo, Ray's retarded, bro.
Dude, Ray is so stupid.
I just lost the game because I looked at that clip.
I mean, bro, like, how was that fun, dude?
Like double shotgun stuff in a game like anything anything to win these days
Like anything to win these days these guys are double shotguns like Jesus
What are you doing, bro?
Double shotguns like what the fuck hey, WNDP though at least bro
WNDP bro WNDP oh
Oh, for a second.
Yo, chat, don't even start with that jinx-y shit.
Muda, that's not Ray.
That's what I thought, like there's no way to run.
I thought I'm on Discord.
What?
What are you talking about?
You a fucking man, I know you a man.
I'll fuck you till you die.
I got a big black dick.
No, no, no, no, no, that's not me, that's not me.
That wasn't you?
No.
Okay bro, you're just gonna be disrespectful.
Huh?
Like, that's rude.
No, no!
At all!
That was me.
That wasn't you?
No!
What, you wanna run off?
Huh?
What, you wanna run off of my brand?
Shut the fuck up, you fucking bitch.
Who's this? Who's typing?
Huh?
No, I share accounts with who Asian dude. Yeah, yeah
Sorry, bro, sorry, sorry, but did you join? Zack, where are you? Why are you whispering?
You at the facility? Hey? Yeah
Geez, bro big man things huh MIBR
Whoa, I don't think I've do it with MIBR second before
for
this is new
I can only play one, we gotta win
we are gonna win bro
how's life bro, how's the wife, you know, how's family
good, good, good
that's good, that's good
how about you man
good bro, life's good man, that's really good
what's happening on twitter
muda please do this, what is this
happy to be one of you
I peaked Radiant 5 times in Act 6 and 7, I could show you how people actually unbleach
themselves on Valorant, God bless you, who is this?
Okay, am I going to get banned if I open up this tweet?
What is this?
I don't know who this is, but I'm going to be honest.
Oh, what a game.
Alright, SPLIT!
They took double duelists.
Fuck me, bro.
What does that even mean?
What do I play?
Yoru?
Where is this place?
Oh my god, dude.
Muda, please do all of us a favor and just end stream with a vector, free element,
free element, free loop.
They did nothing wrong and free R. Kelly.
What happened to R. Kelly?
What happened to R. Kelly? Why are we saying free R. Kelly? What happened to R. Kelly?
Dude, you guys want me to go cypher? I've never played a fucking senty in my life, bro.
Oh, God.
It's not going to get you to carry, bro. I'm not going to lie. I don't know how to play this game through.
Oh my god okay, how do you play this character?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
He's going to go, I'm looting.
Nice.
It's Vyze, good on Splinter.
No, I'm chat.
I'm the right, I'm the right.
This is going to be a very, very, very like...
I'm going to do it.
Chat is going to be a very, very slow game because we're senties, so...
Yeah, let's talk a little bit about each other, chat. Let's get to know each other.
chat um who here is still a virgin type one
thanks cool yo i'm gonna need that judge next round i got you
I'm dead, he's going through, he's going through, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice,
Oh my god
Sounding the smoke?
Oh my god!
I don't feel like I don't feel
I'm gonna play near you
I'm holding
You're gonna get shit and moody when you've been a play capybara go the number one game in the app store check it out
I'm never playing capybara go
They got us raise and say I mean nothing this up to this up. I have trigger ball on a man at this
some of these guys
i'm leaving the trigger button on a man i'm going to be
yeah
usually it's all good
i'm big noses on a man
i'm not a fan
yeah
there he's about
yeah
oh oh i'm just dodged again
i'm dodged again
there's a guy that's on
two more now
there
i'll get one for you
you're uh...
one for you scott
scott one
last player stand
Good ass crosshair is a good ass crosshair
Spike planted
There I just developed here. Yeah, they're all low
Sky and sage are one two commercial
That's right. Oh
Oh, I should have fucking like hard triggered. Oh my god
Why are my hands so cold
Thank you
Are you all right this round if you want to play mad? Yeah, I'm afraid I'm like a roops
Yeah, how do I warm my hands up?
Wait, you want to play acid?
Yeah, I thought you said you're going to ramps. No
They let a lot call the law
One more you said 40
I'm bored all the thank you
There's put in this
Yeah
Is there a fennel there though? Yeah, no, maybe
So
Here oh wait, I
Honey 30 seconds left fight good enough
Raptor
One close off after
Oh
Over to be no, I'm looking about just like walk it down man, and I guess face
I wonder how much money he would make in his retirement
He would retire in future with a pension plan like this and a retirement
Do that son, do that son
Allow him to retire early to avoid having a job that would allow his pension funds to pay for I
Like what what the fuck are you even fucking saying dude?
chat
When is mood alive? I want to collab
Nothing I'm with
Like
Don't even rage baby bro stop
And in two seconds to one more it's up
You is dropping is dropping. What's our law? Amen. Oh, yeah, I stopped saying only is calling only is not
Oh heaven heaven. Oh, yeah, you're calling me now, bro. Oh, you're not even calling me. Oh, we'd like on me like on me
Yeah, who said this by the way is on your
Actually do like that cross your team, you know, so it's guys
mommy milkers only do you want to milk my titties so very only do you want to
milk my titties but time I had so fucking cold those seriously what do I
do lash my balls like seriously take take take actually a
Hey, can you show us one?
Are you on it?
Yeah, thank you.
No, what?
I can buy it, I can buy it.
Haha!
You're gonna be, you're gonna be, I think.
I should have found you.
I should have.
Okay, now we win.
Yo, Oni, when are you gonna switch games?
Oni?
Did Highbyes raid again today?
No, he didn't. No raids, no raids, no raids, no raids, no raids today, no raids.
Yo, um...
They spoke to Nell, he's running it down, running it down.
Jinxie waiting room.
Like, what do you mean Jinxie waiting room?
Like, what?
In ropes one.
Is there a dog in there?
Yeah.
Spike down, mid.
One enemy remaining.
Here's Raz after I kill him.
He was ropes?
Yeah, he was like that stuff.
He's not there anymore.
I do not have the facilities for this
Oh
If
Don't die
I don't care
You're gonna die again
You will not
Kill my
I'll actually
Can I get the code for this game please and thanks for the chance to join my community
I am very excited about the project
I hope you guys will join me in the next project as soon as I can
Also be able to thank you so very much and I love penis
Can you get out of my ear
Oh
Wait, oh, no, no, no, no, you're my stream only only only only I
Don't work at Burger King anymore idiot. I don't work at Burger King stop
Okay, you stole my stream
Oh yeah you stole my stream.
I don't think so.
I think I've got that.
So what's the name?
The name.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
It's not.
What is this?
Your titties scared him away
Listen to this!
Alright, Sages there
Why you got a bald patch on your crown?
I don't
Banking dude. I think we're just walking in.
Stage mode.
Six enemies.
Nice.
They're shaking each other's hands.
Only pixel is opening up a case.
Chad, I wonder what...
Oh my god.
MudaCechChatonus said he's gone stream KappiVarago with you and he also said everyone should download KappiVarago available today in the app.
Okay, like bro, you're literally, I don't, this guy is literally here, re-advertisement for three dollars.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda.
What, what, what, what?
Oh, I wanna buy, let's go, let's go.
Funny how you rank one in both the servers but nobody wants you on their team.
I'm not cool dude, it's too much fun.
I'm ulting, I'm ulting.
It's big, it's big.
I'm dying.
Just rock it out.
They're not here.
I'm on the right.
I'm on the right.
Two ramps.
to your aunt
hey dude
they don't have to have the boots all right
no, no, no
i have one out here
i would appreciate it
here's the heal
real suck for that
bro this guy's gonna swing
wall they will
yeah
i'm going to your molly
bike down
that's his wall he has to go
I got it
40
30 seconds left
wow
he has some advanced positioning
yeah
well you know playing Stenzi
is like kind of like a nice little like
you know you get to like show
you know you don't have to like do
list entry every now and then
and then nice and calming it is it really is I get to do whatever I want to get to
goon I get to chill and talk to my chat you get to buy me I was going the first
option
chat do you guys think only pixel of vapes to be honest like chat when he takes
his juicer days and he takes his days off do you guys think he just vapes all
You know, it just happens hey, uh, hey mooder. My name is Stephanie and I just want to say you look very attractive today
You look very good mooder just hogging all the money
Hey mooder. Sorry. I mean penis lover the word
But it's such an interesting word if you really look into it
Penis is Latin for elongated bodily autonomy and not a requirement for consent to make a long short mooder
You are built like a penis the only real
I have a little bit of an excuse to say, I'm not a moota.
My nose isn't even big, shut up.
I'm not a go-back-a, I'm not a go-back-a, I'm not a go-back-a, I'm not a go-back-a.
Like, geez.
I'm out of town.
Hey, moota, my name is Selena, and I want to agree with Stephanie, you look very
attractive.
Thank you, Selena.
I'm going to stop.
I'm going to stop.
Thank you very much, Selena.
Strength one player became a pro player you just turn out to become a streamer
I'm walking towards it
Jesus I could have won that round, but I'm just
I'm not reading chat anymore. I'm not reading chat anymore. I'm not reading chat anymore. I'm not reading chat anymore. I'm not reading chat anymore.
80. I'm not reading chat anymore. That wasn't bad enough, bro.
Jack!
I'm trying to calm, but I don't want to over-com, so Muda could kill him.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I whiffed so hard. That was so ugly.
You should have just calmed, though.
You got me?
Maybe.
Moody my girl is on her shock week and she told you to stop yelling.
What's shock week?
Is that period?
Med default.
I think we're up.
You dropped me a thing?
Yeah.
I'm dropping you, dropping you.
I'm selling on the open.
They got me, bro.
No.
We got that stuff.
Yeah
I'm dropping it, dropping it
I'm selling on the open house
They got me, bro
One's like close man
He's stuck on the right
We're gonna try to take it
He's stuck on the right
Ah, dude
He's stuck close to the right
Raise is close
The race is lurking B. That's a good ass player.
Like how?
Yeah, I think you just need a kill.
I think you have the nose of a great god.
Bro!
Just joking. Fuck you.
BOOM
SHUT UP BUFF
SHUT UP
I have worked after it
Sorry man
I think we're on email with the...
Yeah
We're down over there
I could be in that, I guess.
Where's that one?
Workers, but...
Yeah, I'm at it, thought I was supposed to get there.
No shot.
Two in the line.
Hold on, hold on.
They're gonna be mauling.
They're healing.
I think they're gonna go back at it, okay?
Yeah.
Hell, Bobo, with the eight months, I love you so much. God bless you.
Plane of the
Read chat you fat lump of cells
Juan aka Jose with these six months. I love you so much. God bless you
Like what does it even fucking mean bro?
One enemy
I
Get some kills do something. I'm a sensei. I don't know how to play sensei. I play duelist come on, bro
I play sensei. Okay, I walked the fuck down, right?
Don't I come on bro, you know five kills, but I had that shit down with a bucky, bro
Okay, I think we have to play how a slow yeah
it
Damn bro, how are games with seconds so easy? I don't get it miss my female better beat us like some util
Hey, what are we doing? No, no, no
No, Brittany, no, he could stay you can stand tariff reasons chance for it. Yo snack tariff reason shots more
You should go to tariff, bro
In the charges, I want to go back there. It's a good guy snack. Don't betray him. You should stay in his chat more
Nice
Oh my
Okay, he could attack you to go
Whoa
Guys we have time
Only looking at us
Nice
I just left B wide open.
Oh man.
You need second to carry you how?
I literally MVP'd and dropped 30 kills last game and still lost.
How do I need him to carry me?
And honestly actually I would like him to carry me.
You know what?
It's better for me.
Fuck.
I don't have to try it.
I don't have to try it.
W, physique, Muda.
You have the best physique I've ever seen in my entire life, how often do you hit the
gym?
I hit the gym around, you know.
What, uh, like, you know, six days a week?
and they did
oh jeez
oh what's wrong with that bro?
you got a hose?
two more, two more
the judge has no bullets, the judge has no bullets
no other guardian down
i can not live him
oh my god baby
reloaded it
oh
hey, you want to be mad at my hop?
hey cubby
hi
i'm off drive
retrieving flush
they have a judge in heaven
Long is falling on birds play range if you can
Resurrects phone
Playing range
I'm one, he's one, he's one, he's seven, he's seven, he's seven
I'll play time, I'll play time, I'll play time, okay, yeah
Could've started job ten, that's the only way
He's saving, I got fucking cash here
What the fuck?
What the fuck is he saving?
Are you mad?
Are you mad, or what?
Okay
Dude, that was an ambitious entry
I thought I could get him
I hit him, I hit him
Sixty
I've never laid my eyes on a person of your stature, Mooda.
Words can't excite-
I shall have him put the other day next.
It's out of this world.
It brings tears to my eyes.
How fucking ugly you are.
That bug-gas ugly nose and that fucking unibrow on your face, you Indian.
I'M NOT EVEN INDIAAAAAAAN!
Bro, like, Jesus, man. Like, I don't know, bro. Like, bro, like-
Can you tell that thing in the top left corner to go away, please?
I'm still there.
That's a little late.
Not ready yet.
No, he's not ready.
I can heal you.
Don't pop.
Two more, two more.
Not ready yet.
Someone's there alive.
No!
There's three, three, three.
Heaven.
He has one.
2
3
D
DnD
Good job taking away the heal so they didn't get heal those
Yeah, Muda was from it
Wait, is that actually heal though?
Muda what's your speed?
Yeah
81
Muda do not look back on your Vaughn
What did you do?
What are you doing with the wind trade and you don't heal the enemy fucking team?
Yo Muda look at this, what is this?
Muda
Yeah, I already saw this by the way, I saw this by the way
Okay, I should probably not spoken Twitter. I'm gonna see what I talk
I'm already
Give me a min.
Wait one, one.
Exterminated.
Oh I don't know, I don't know.
There's one for sure, I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah both, both, both.
One is a judge.
60 sky.
I'm going less.
One enemy remaining
Yeah
Come on by me
Oh
The mighty jungle with a lion's breed tonight
Well I mean
Fuck bro, like down and go in.
Yeah.
I'll chill here you.
I'm fine.
Yeah, not it.
I'm going to go drink off.
Waiting for a raise.
Okay.
Just quiet you down.
Baby, stay true, I'm just going to jump around.
and
I
Know he saves again
I think you will he's kind of like a bucky somewhere fuck uh, I think you shot a katie farmer like 80 max
I'll give it to him. Oh
my guy
He's up. He's up
You went back down. Oh my god. No, don't fall for it. He's there. No, I'm calling for that as he comes next comes
Thanks, we have to that oh
My god, he's actually gone. No
Yeah, my dick in my dick Chad be honest
There Brooke
Girl, yes
Eat that apple like a good boy
Eat that apple like a good horse
oh my god
i can't, i can't
now i'm camping
already lost
oh my god
oh my god
he's there
he's back
he's all the way in the
oh
go to the smoke
go to the smoke
where am i
I mean like what am I supposed to do?
Rammel's at it.
Broke.
Every time we go mid we win.
I earned this $3 by scamming an Indian kid on roadblocks earlier today, so now I'm giving
it to you.
You are going to hell.
I've been already bailed out with a classic.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Content is what tells me you should
Do you guys play Battlefield 6 and you game that came out?
Stop eating it's annoying.
Muda, you got a donation.
Oh my God!
Rexcued!
I need ten dollars!
Thank you so much for the $10 donation!
I want to say thank you so much and God bless you and thank you bro.
Really appreciate it bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I know I...
Donations are never necessary but however they're very appreciated.
Hi Muda, it's your favorite Brit here.
Came to say that your contribute is ready and awaiting your response in 5-8-E-Ms.
Please respond before I delete it in the next tower.
What do you say- what?
I
Chat let me show you guys a true a true master at work
To be kind of become
I'm gonna smoke. I'm gonna smoke.
One enemy remaining.
Are you sure he's on A?
He could be water.
Excellent shots.
Mooda why are you not responding to my messages on Grindr?
I thought we had a good connection.
Yeah, he's right Billy. As long as you tell for the honest.
I'm running out of thin air bro has two black holes
There's one con, one con right now.
There we go, hold this mo-
There we go, hold this mo-
Nice, we'll take that kill.
It's 39.
I
Grab a bit of behind you close my bandit behind you like bend it behind you, please
Wait, what it disappeared inside of primary. Oh, he picked up your he picked it up and then he died. So it's a bucky now
Not a full with the tier one. I love you sunny TV with the problem. I love you so much
God bless you guys
God bless you guys so much flow domain if you are currently in my stream and looking at me and listening to my voice
You will send me ass picture on Twitter.
I'm gonna write it down in meaning we could punch the stairs guy.
Army, dummy, dummy, dummy, dummy.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, no man.
It's time to tell the chat the truth about the profile picture.
Son!
He didn't told me to keep him in the door behind him.
When he's quiet you can still hear the faint screams coming from that door.
Please let him free stop showing us your back. You are going to create a
One enemy remaining
I'll be dug out
They say is strange in view not count like statues
These curves of soft design a crooked line can still beauty blooms where hearts can see
not in perfection but in you and me
I'm actually excited to play
no
can you guys stop saying jikzi is going
what
I'm stunned.
Guys, one guaranteed up MN, maybe.
Broken FNM with the Prime sub, I love you so much, God bless.
What? I walked into the wall.
Who put that wall there?
There's a Allah.
Whoa, you're looking nice.
My God.
Anime with the Prime, I love you so much, God bless you.
Your nose isn't big it's massive pure gas stick for the two dollars, bro. I appreciate you
Like a roll like damn
They're we coming
The true as garbage slayer. That's what you meant love your nose BT here by the city
I'm a good
Thank you, bro. Oh wait, yeah, because we're good because
Thank you. Thank you.
Yo, where's that thing?
That's why it didn't work.
And in three. And in two. And in one. Close your die.
Nice
Yeah, how many times you guys eat a day like how many meals how many meals do you guys have it have a day?
You you with the Prime sub I love you so much God bless you. I love you.
Jinxie is giving up on Valorant. Why?
Wait isn't he bad?
July the 27th 2025 mood and molested me in the bathroom of the Chipotle while he's getting his food
He told me to keep quiet or face what he calls the nose again. My name is deceptive and this is my story
What the fuck?
How the fuck I die how the fuck do I die behind this one 10-1 10 with those beaters
talk you look like the son of Zeus brother man
unknown
chat is jigsie better at Valorant than CS or CS better than Val like what is it
What is he better at? Nice, good aim.
That's good aim, that's good aim.
Bro, he's so bad at CS actually.
CS is hard, Dom will lie chat. CS is a little hard.
one of them one of them
Could be, it's could be.
Should be Jandu.
Could be, maybe not.
Nothing left.
Should have finally laid.
One connector.
Two mid, two.
One mid.
I'll take care of them.
I'll take care of them
Yo, if I look to my left one more time and I see Jinxie is calling dude
I am going to ban all the people so they might just inch the old man and run it down this time
what is the easiest agent to learn as a new player the easiest agent to learn
as a new player probably reina because right chat reina this one time it's not
coming gotta be right now go to the rain it's not hard to learn at all
I was here somewhere. I'm still living with the two months. I love you so much. God bless
you Riley Reed is calling oh like Jesus you guys are gonna piss me off bro
Mudo, look what I got today, Missus.
What is this?
Nice.
Come here again. Come here again
Full metal alchemist is better than attack on Titan
But 90% aren't ready for that combo because they hadn't watched it
there is no way full metal alchemist is better than attack on titan retchart
are you fighting for that man go go go
I'm fucking ass, bro.
On a scale of 1 out of 10, how good is Full Metal Alchemist?
Like, is it really that good?
it could be underneath it
one's going straight
oh good chat, do I have to watch the brotherhood one first or the full darkness one first?
oh, is this...
nice, I'm gonna have to give it a thang
nice
oh my god, jet, who are you?
wait, jet, 16 and 3?
just a 4 in the morning
I'm on 0.346 right now. It's pretty fast.
Diego with the three months. I love you so much. God bless you
I'm out of here
I'm in
Brother
He's like, clenched it. Bring them down.
Dude, there's just insane 18 and 3. He's literally just killing everyone.
Yeah, them.
Bro, Jett, what's your sense?
Uh, 1600, 13.
0.3, or 13.
13.
That's true. Let's see.
Last player standing.
What?
Bro, this guy's insane.
How does it feel when your nose is bigger than your future?
I'm on 1-3.
Let's see what happens.
They are shit, Grazer. Oh, never.
That never works out, dude.
You would never.
I would literally never copy a sense ever.
How does it feel when your nose is bigger than your future?
Like, what does that even fucking mean, bro?
Your nose is so big it's trying to bridge the gap between your boots.
Gonna fall back here. Where's Jason?
Thank you.
This guy is 20 and 3, what the fuck?
Before the switch
Yes, this guy's cheating at all yes, this guy's cheating at all
you want to play let's play doing a thing
I'm out of here!
Suck it!
Listen to this!
They fight for him in Gayscury, man.
What do you say?
Oh
Wait, you guys how oh, he slid the slide bro. We all know we all know how that is
Oh my god.
On the 27th of July, 2026, we are all rushing Mooda's front door.
He can't stop us all.
I am putting a stop to this tyranny.
Please type party in chat if you are in.
My name is Deceptive and this is my movement.
What the fuuuuck?
I'm gonna push out of here.
I'll fight you.
B.
B?
You're a nice guy.
Two.
Don't miss me too much.
One HP, one HP in here, one HP in here.
I'm gonna die, one HP in here.
down
What is this donation?
Away out Leo Caruso knows
Away out Leo Caruso knows
this
Nice
Man man man
By one third young yeah
I
Mean I said I could literally put it on everything. I love that that shot hit like how did I miss?
That look like it missed on any or on any of your guys the screen
My string could have been bugging
No, no, my screen. That was right on his face
If you ever come to Minnesota, I will make sure you don't make it back home.
Like what?
I am creating my own sensitivity in this game I will be creating my own
sensitivity in this game. Let's see.
the
second flash
the
the
the
the
Fuck.
120 120.
Yeah, it's discord working for anyone else. I don't know. I have a lot of people coming
in my chat. I got 10 kills that game. I got 10 kills that entire game, really.
I'm gonna do some DMs or some shit. That's terrible.
Muda just is calling.
Let me see. I don't know. My discord seems to be working fine. I think it's new guys. My discord is working fine.
What's wrong with everyone's discord? I don't get it.
Match found
Mooda you look SCP 039. I don't know what that is, but shut up
Deathmatch warm up. All right, that is time to res Mooda
like what I don't need it I'm good but like fine bro I don't need to shake me
the fuck out of here Muda why don't you play stretch res I would love to play
stretched res bro i would fucking love to play stretch res but uh unfortunately um
unfortunately unfortunately unfortunately uh i'm gonna be very honest with you every time i play
stretched res it fucks my like game every time i ult to four or sorry alt tab every time i alt tab
it fucks my game open i don't know why very weird it's like a weird bug or some shit i don't know
what it is. Is there any like cool skins that I don't use? Like I use like every skin.
They gotta release more skins in this game bro. Muda click on this. What is this? Can
Can I buy your nose land for an event?
Match found.
Yo, look what came in.
Bro, a month later it came in.
A month later it came in.
Let's go.
A month later.
A month later.
Yo, you know what's weird, Docs?
Folks, you wanna know what's weird?
I checked the tracking.
I checked the tracking.
It came from China.
Is that normal?
What are they doing?
Are they just drop shipping then?
Like, what does that mean?
Are they drop shipping?
Why did it get sent from China?
I bought it from the base website.
I mean I just want to like the terrible packaging by the way first of all.
Look how small this shit is.
So check.
chat you only use shampoo conditioner how many times a week chat guys I'm not
balding it's just a head-to-head dance is there no other way to find peace you
would have seen
This is the shampoo. I think. How do I know if it's... Oh, this is shampoo.
See, Acha, you're only supposed to use this, like, once a week, right?
Yeah, it's just a little like ass.
It's gonna be the same, man.
Or not?
Yeah, that's sort of where we come from, man.
I think that could be different.
It's big as
was up
last player standing
fight planted
one down
my alts not ready
Does that look like a safety cap on them or it doesn't yo, this smells crazy
Oh my god, okay, I'm not sponsored so I can chill we see the shampoo
Shampoo doesn't smell like anything. Shampoo smells like water.
Hey, a lot.
Like VEX!
Yo, you shouldn't I mean everyone's hair is different chat
Everyone's hair is different though. Everyone's hair is different, but my hair I shampoo and conditioner once a week
Max bro max
Like max once a week
Like Max once a week.
Like I water my hair every day, obviously, and then I also like exfoliate with like the
massage scalper.
But I only condition shampoo once a week.
Every Fridays.
Turn it up
People be people be
One enemy remain five down be
I mean the packaging is good but like who the fuck gives a fuck about packaging
okay they say conditioner formulated with natural plant based ingredients for
effective conditioning. Simple effective. Water, peppermint, jojoba, aloe vera.
There's only like five ingredients in these shampoos and conditioner. There's only like five
ingredients what about this
Like brah who is this jet bro?
Like who the fuck is this?
It's probably a guy named Hu-Hu, that guy's insane.
Does anyone have the app?
I don't.
The last match jet. Yeah, but it's not possible. I don't think because he has 20 ping on the server not 60
Is this guy cheating like who is this though?
900 tracker score 900 tracker score 9300 tracker score 700 800 900
What's his head shot accuracy 28.5 it's not even that crazy
Just normal
You're playing let's play
Okay, so I'm gonna look at some food before I fucking blow something up.
I'll be right back, chat.
He's back, say it.
Ladder lost.
He's out. He's still ladder.
He's like one.
Nice.
Can we get it?
Alright, let's go.
I need someone to pick a gun I'm a tuck.
Is there anyone where or not?
No.
Eat to the beat!
I think be.
is it okay to shampoo my hair every day everyone's hair is different but no
every day is like too much
130 bro and see I think they are not
careful like every day I used to do every day bro my mom just used to tell me
like every day and I used to do every day to like maybe a couple years ago
bro yeah like I shampooed my hair every day in high school and conditioned it
every day in high school but I had like literally no curls and I had straight
hair. My hair was literally just dead. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Nice.
I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm one with a classic and the classic is with me, holy shit.
Jesus.
I only wash my hair once a month?
Okay, now that's like fucked up.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's normal, bro.
Bro, what do you mean how does your nose grow every time you've done-
I
Yeah
the
the
the
role like
It's happening to our team
I'll tell you it's happening bro
I'm just getting lurked on bro
No, it's not even a lurk
What do you mean? We had three on the A box and we killed nobody
There was zero on A
There was zero on A
Just smoke him in and fight for AMN
I was the only one on A that ran
Yes, I'm going to make the donor name in front of you please
Obviously I don't shampoo my nose dumbass!
He's peeking here, peeking here, peeking you to Dread.
If you're not a good shot today, don't worry, there are other fights.
You know what?
Yeah, thank you sir
Yeah, who has a bigger nose mere xqc dental play
Ah, that was yours, isn't he?
Sorry, if I wasn't on the fucking phone, we'd win.
Yeah, we got to win, guys.
I'm gone.
I've been losing too much lately.
I don't know why.
well I do know why but don't accept it
probably be reconnerfed as well as no cons you want to play let's play I had to
get some food child and I'm getting stressed out bro I'm just dying I'm
78 my carrot I have two people on the table two and ten and oh and ten well
I'll be, be, be
Two in Zen and all in Zen
I'm just staying alive
Yeah, I think you used your wall like mid-side, and we fled out of the wall that would be easier to hung up
because they're not even using them well either way
OK, let's go!
Yeah, I mean someone has to see something important, he just unmuted himself to text me.
Be faster! My alt's ready!
the
of their orange
great sub-adrath
one and twelve and two and twelve
Switch it up. Just for fun.
He's dead.
He's too here.
right now. I'm going to wall out.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
Oh my god
Oh my god K-Zone K-Zone what do you play?
K-Zone you already know I fuck with your vibe Gengi you know I'm down to play anytime
bro and you know I'm down to play anytime
no i know i don't i don't i don't take you i don't think that's about it
to add me yeah yeah i mean dude i don't add people bro i'm sorry
look what is this game okay
get me your head no case on case on a few case on if you say gt rp bro i
might actually just get off and my stream
No targets left.
All down.
I have nothing flying.
I could be through it.
I could be through it.
One enemy remaining.
Sometimes it's deep.
Hey son, you still play-
You still play Khaan or not?
Cause Khaan's low key dead man.
I have a rifle.
Yo, I'm down for-
Yo, I'm down for rainbow.
I'm down for rainbow.
I'm down for CS too, bro. You already know I'm down for either of those
It's going tunnel, right?
You saw it, right?
Hold it.
Close, very close.
I'm going to use two guys.
Stuck nests.
You know I'm down.
Yeah, bro, I can tell. Bro, Cod has been mid since like...
Wow.
I don't know, bro.
The last good Cod was like low key.
Let's go vegan.
chat when was the best card i would say mw19 not like literally the best card but my most
recent favorite card was MW19 like modern warfare 19 or the fuck they call it modern warfare
Wait really you didn't like modern warfare 19 bullet like the war zone and shit. You didn't like that
nice good job wait I didn't even chat they released a modern warfare 3 remastered
bro I love cold war okay bro get the fuck off my fuck now
no way
Nah, bro, come on. I bro. I loved cold war
Well cold war with my with my fit my my brothers, you know my brother and my friends
Sporting
Off
No chat do you guys know?
We're literally safe players usually play like back say I can all
Okay, yeah, do you guys know?
What's it say bro? Do you guys know?
Oh
All right, you can use this. I'm down case on I'm down. I'm down both
I'm down. Take care of yourself. Hey, bro. God bless and stay safe though.
Chad you guys know what happened with the I don't know if the phase guys spoke about it
What happened? Um
Does anyone know what happened to like their house and shit? Oh, I'm fucking dead, bro
One for one Chinese exit. Nice. I killed both B players
oh my god bro like Jesus I'm not locked in right now but I swear to god I'm not
would have been grown ass man drinking milk like what is wrong with drinking milk
This could be in reserve, I thought.
oh my god I'm actually gonna get mad bro like I'm actually getting fucked right
I can't lie, A was free. We just trolled in the last round.
Yeah, it's true.
I'll get the orb, I'm hoping in.
real no is better than cow milk what the fuck do you what
where we go
when the war was down we faced him neon
I'm a fucking big boy
That's a good cuss!
You're back, Sam.
I'm gonna be fine today.
I'm gone.
One enemy remaining.
I'm all ready.
I'm...
Moodoo, I love your content and streams. Are you planning on playing with Jinx?
Are we going again? Are we going again?
Of course.
I don't know. I don't know what our team's doing, dude.
I'm just eating right now, bro. Fuck.
Of course. Well, I don't know what I'm gonna do with Jinx, but, well, eventually, like, I mean, yeah, it's, it's, it's only, like,
That's uh inevitable
Sorry, we're not over here.
Here's my ball.
Here's my glitch.
Well done.
I'll sing out for you.
That 2v2 against every rank was such a fire vid-loak.
I know.
I'm down to do a vape they're down mid
Full of damage.
Go back, go back, go back, come back, come back.
I have B.
I have B.
Are they both in?
I'm known, but they're not on site.
They're both on site, damn.
The way they was in.
Can we make them down on?
Yeah.
Ten seconds more.
One second, small.
One enemy remaining.
I plant my Alps ready.
I got him.
Could be flank, yeah.
Main main main main main main main.
Running main.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, they wanted to chat with his last friend by the way.
What's your opinion on the knee rig?
Yo, there's some A-split this time.
You can't be sketching buffs on him.
I think he's gonna stay the same for a while, to be honest, actually.
I don't think there's gonna be any work to him for a while.
And if anything, probably a buff.
Probably a buff.
Send for a med and buy for Lurk.
Chat, also, would you guys suck a dick for a million dollars?
Let's fly.
just one top speed
oh i forgot her sub has no comms
i forgot about that as well
pop breaks
Huh. Interesting.
Tarbo was further mid with Jett.
Oh my god 1v3 I would literally fucking I don't give this guy $10,000 if it was this
from. Why did Seho get removed? There's a bug with-
No way. What was he?
I think B is good here, I think B is good here, sure, I don't even have site players
Should we smoke at the right time?
Should we don't?
Should we just take my space?
I'm out of here.
There.
I'm contesting!
If he spotted, the vent is gone.
One enemy remaining.
There's someone down there.
Yeah.
One inside.
Someone down there.
I just want to be one of them.
What?
40.
60?
I don't know anything.
Yes.
I mean...
What?
That guy's playing max stats.
I need to go be again, bye bye run it run it run it run it run it run it run it run it
I like all of here that's fine but I just go play like
I can read some of them.
Give me those back.
I'm gonna get orange.
Smokes up.
First, second person played.
It's door and bridge.
Door and orange.
One enemy remaining.
Zero people on A by the way.
Yeah, straight side to oblivion.
0 people on it, but MuraSwifty does it curve left or right.
You weren't asking me, but I'm going to include myself here.
You guys are yourthers?
Yeah.
I should bet to the right.
Can you double up back side with me and shoot dart?
I'm just stuck here.
Okay.
What if you don't want to talk, I can do it for you.
Mine is straight up.
Nah, you took custom on your first.
Alright.
Hey, Chah, I'm gonna break it to you right now.
If you have no curvature on your cock,
you're gonna take a small, bro.
In or not.
Hey.
60th floor on harvests
40 will
spike planted
I mean, dude, they got me good there with that util. They got me good. I can't wait to see this jet, bro
Yeah, you can know that 37 kills
I feel like they are so that's a win trader. I swear
They just turns his mic off he does the most stupid thing
Chamber plays back
So this is half-full.
Half-full pill it will do.
He has to be a win trodder bruh.
it went for it
i think it was my moment i'm lucky
and uh...
this game is never fair to you if you're a streamer bro i swear to god this is the
most like
This is like the most, like who is this?
By the way, an unranked account,
never heard of dropping 38 kills with seven first bloods.
Like...
Ah, man.
man oh man what are we gonna do bro what are we gonna do bro what are we
gonna do chat what are we gonna do what are we gonna do bro just end stream bro
go play it actually have fun
It's discord still down
Let's see Jason the main- what are you doing today bro?
I need a book bro. I think I lost muscle. I lost muscle and everything bro. I lost.
What is this
Mooda he mogs you what do you mean guys come on dude come on
This can we just not have fun bro. Can we not all be equal check? Can we not all be equal bro?
Can we not all be equal? What's Jinx you doing today?
Please game review this
Wait, has he been playing chess?
Not every game goes your way.
But that pawn push made your opponent's king less safe.
you
you
you
you
you
Well, that was the best piece of my life.
I guess I guess that's a thing
I guess
good vibes
TNT and all good guys. Let's play that's one of the game
Joe
Good gov
What'd you say so it's good gov. I can't hear you cuz everyone's spamming what?
What'd you say what'd you say mood a seat you say you said what's good?
I'm gonna rage try on my ult count for you, Muda.
I got you.
Watch this.
Five dead short in two seconds.
Not falling.
Oh my god, they gotta judge. They're gonna get me, dude.
Yeah, they got me.
They're coming back, man.
You say I chambered, no.
Oh, Sweden!
Like, fuck!
wait oh my god
like pocket
one enemy
you are
he's at one time
that's it
yo Muda what's the Pringle can incident
how does everyone know about that though how does everyone know that though how
does everyone know what I told like I told the stream one time one time and
then you guys dragged it
I did it, I love it.
I'm the first one to be hit.
Get out of here!
They weren't ready for me.
Dang it.
Go, go, go!
I didn't message my brother, local chat.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
oh my god Chad I could have killed one more one showers chamber showers the
the rest of their
all my god
fuck bro
you know skydives should just go
way better
just go ahead and I'll hold on to you
All right, they're sending a clock to your-
No domain, Muda, you will kill three.
And then they're dashing out with two buttons.
Yeah, I'm just staying, tell me any complaints.
New one with the tier one and sub, I love you so much, Kha'Zix.
E-WO with the prime, I love you.
For sure.
Let's just chamber A. I'll do the B.
Fire in death!
Come on, go!
Oh my fucking gosh, oh holy shit, holy shit, spike planted, one down, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh my god, I can't.
If anyone needs an energy boost out there, I promise you just gotta wait.
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say.
Is there something wrong with my account?
No, it's so big and long I can't hang into it.
Is there something wrong with my account, bro?
Muda, answer my genuine question.
What is your question?
Muda, would you consider a compliment if a girl gooned to a picture of you?
Yes.
I mean like actually I mean I mean
out of time
I'm gonna get this one
I'm a through
one enemy remains
okay okay
what's the Pringle Can incident?
someone keeps messaging me to ask you
no
like it's on disclose
I don't talk about it
a Pringle can no I just I stole Pringle can from a little kid when I was
young he cried it's a good story
honestly bro you didn't win trade you're a good ass guy thanks you know Pringle
I'm going to TP the rest of the game, I'm going to TP the rest of the game, I'm going
I was trying to hold this.
Bum bum bum.
There you go.
Hold back!
Spike spotted eight.
There you go.
I spotted eight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Back up, Jack!
It's like taking that Pringle can from a baby.
Oh!
Oh, I'm hurting.
Weapon shot.
You're so close, man.
Get your gun.
I don't think you can park there, Neon.
Can't park the bus there.
Try next time.
I'm gonna swing out of hookah and die.
You send the flash down long.
You want to play, let's play.
nothing be guys it's a I'll stay without the flash yes we in charge of this
Oh no
Nice
Nine
Nine
Nine, nine, nine, nine
Oh, no, no, let me off of it.
Yeah, big setup.
I'll cross and you cross as well.
Oh, uh-oh.
Carry, carry.
Okay
Yeah, Razzle
I'm no sucks
What's taking them so long? Are they still there?
I don't know where they're going to sit.
Oh.
Coming out.
Running back, I think. No, no, stay, stay.
They're going to be hungry.
Huh.
I mean that was a hard round to win bro, I'm not gonna lie.
That was gonna be a hard round to win, I won't lie chat, that was gonna be a hard round
to win bro.
J-J-J-False on shanks taking a gambling deal.
Can I take one too if he's allowed to take one?
Thoughts on shanks taking a gambling deal?
Can you break my dog's short mix?
As long as we get someone.
I would never do a gambling deal.
She's not the man I am.
Mix, mix, break it, break it.
Whoa.
Break my dog if they don't.
I'm out of here.
She's not the man I am.
Oh my god.
I don't think there's anything here guys.
Herbier.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here!
I'm not!
Sorry, I'm on a low!
Fuck!
You're very curious, you understand.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, they're not long. Go stack A.
They could have a time of dawn, I highly doubt it, though.
There was a way they was B2.
If they offered me a billion dollars, yes, I'm doing a gambling deal.
One enemy remaining.
I'm sure it is.
Is that normal to life?
I don't know.
On Liz's life, on Liz's life, she's taking a gambling deal for one billion dollars.
Liz's life she is and on divine life divine is taking a gambling deal and
Aleutia's life Aleutia's taking a gambling deal and on Mooney's life Mooney's
taking a gambling deal for one billion dollars
I
Sound
I mean, there's a guy behind you by the way. Two showers, two showers, both showers, both showers.
Marlin wants to play Valorant. Okay, that's just no way, right?
Marlin doesn't game. That's a lying- like what is the point of fucking making that message?
fucking childhood dragon I'm guessing I'm going up against you huh you are awesome
awesome afraid of you really you sure about that you buy me next what is more than doing
please don't throw the dragon at Marlon yes for you we have a great challenge okay if you
score a penalty you will be in the next side oh more than on a Netflix show
like hello welcome to the game called Valorant where all the retards join
together like one big happy family like lily's I don't know I think you
like go neon stun you swing into the neon sun like walla genuinely are you
fucking retarded like genuinely what go there's a neon sun and you swing into
the neon sun like the same mark my album a year was shot a mota kiss em up
kiss em up kiss em up my a day
I think you can break into my back shot.
Okay, let's go B, let's go B.
Focus now. Eyes off me.
I'm gonna flash him too.
Shorty!
Two shorties, two shorties, and you all.
Two shorties, two shorties and you all.
TP TP TP, come, come, come.
Remember to be yourself.
Triple off.
Hold my long.
Two more spawn.
Crazy guy.
I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you
I
Raise this here. Why the fuck is a raise on beat?
I'm wanting to be on the hill.
You hear me?
Where's he be?
Where's he be?
Yeah.
I don't know, actually.
I don't know my body.
He's in the side smoke.
Nice.
I don't mind dude.
I'm a little high.
Muda tried to pull a Michael Jackson lean dance but his nose touched the floor.
I'm out of here.
There you go.
Stop it.
Watch out.
That's a good cut.
Let's go.
Go, go, go.
there's two. One more. One more shot.
Frank, what are you talking about bro?
What is JinxiePly?
Let's see.
Comedy Night.
Hi Jinxie, my name is Jackson.
I've been watching your streams and videos for the past year and you are very funny.
You also appreciate your community and the same old your sense, so I decided to tell
you some.
Have a good day and keep up the great work from Jackson.
W. Jackson in the chat.
down. Last player standing. Spike down A.
Let's go! I got spiked. Go, go, go!
Spike, I'm out of here!
You know I thought that was so smart bro, but I thought that was such a smart place
by me bro like was that really that bad of a play like I popped all they think I
clear CT there with my all I don't see them so they think that alt is out when
you popped your all I thought like your dick hit the like x key or something no
I know I purposely altered so that they think that I'm like clearing CT
or something my all not under them so that they would just jump out but they
don't do anything and they were cease to jump peak me yeah but like the boat
OTP to help if they're stupid enough to fall for that G
Really it's okay, bro. Don't worry about it
I just all in yes, yeah, I'll fucking here bro. I don't know how to do this like
One here and one here.
Behind me, backside, like, yeah, yeah, sharp side.
Nice.
Aw.
He's getting fucking A.
Chad, I thought that was such a smart play.
Really?
I thought that was just smart play by me, bro.
It's not too good.
140 on Sky, dang it.
Falling off, you wanna see?
There's a fan on down long moot.
I'm blind moot it.
I've got your trail
You wanna hook her with a bucky?
You're gonna bash her all day
They're flying out
Go over there teammates
That's it
Fuck
Fuck!
Fuck!
Kaelin's with the Prime, I love you so much, God bless you.
Chat, how long have we been live for?
Why should we do this segment of trying to win a Valorant game without buying a single gun, only picking them up off the floor?
I'm out of here.
4 hours and 18 minutes, okay so we gotta play a couple more race games then pop the valorant
segment and then go into some Rainbow Six Siege of Ritchie.
You want to play, let's play.
Oh no.
Go, go, go!
Stop, stop!
I don't care what the hell!
Everyone keep me in combat!
I'm ready!
Everyone keep me in combat!
Where was he?
Where was he?
Shower! Shower! Shower! Shower!
Showers, we all three of us died to one guy or all four of us died to one guy
I'm doing a bit. From the guy with the big nose
Pro what?
Oh my god!
You're the queen, how do you think you're first?
Ew! Okay, so no no, so one more of the
So when the entire world so when the entire world
So when the entire world edits Marlin, it's okay really quick
So in the entire world edits Marlin, it's okay
Okay, that's a good eye.
He pushed short of it.
Three to one.
Of course!
Of course!
There's a name there!
Of course there is!
Bro, like I didn't even know that I'm the most unlucky
founder of the entire fucking world,
but like there's just no-
Wait a minute.
Like of course, a perfect grenade lands on my balls!
A perfect grenade lands on my fucking ball sack.
Get anybody to kill me.
Bro, Wobble, 20 kills I lose, 30 kills I lose, 40 kills I lose, 70 kills I lose.
Wobble, there's really nothing I can do when I'm gaming anymore.
There's really nothing I can do.
Everything I love fellas, I'm so retarded!
I'm so retarded!
I'm so retarded!
B.S. you had to fucking drop your bitch ass.
Someobody, someobody, someobody, someobody!
Where are you guys?
I didn't wall, I'm so stupid, I'm so retarded, I'm so retarded!
I'm so retarded, I'm so retarded!
I'm so retarded, no wall.
It's a bot level. It's literally a plat.
It's literally just a plat. Let's just a plat play by me.
It's literally just a plat play by me.
It's literally just a plat play by me.
Law, if you win this round again, I will suck your cock and see you nut.
You like glancing?
One enemy remaining.
I knew you wasn't on it, I just thought I was like...
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
There's gonna be a good way to cancel him.
Too close.
one alba, where alfa ain't come
I don't know.
Defenders win.
GG's guys.
Gav, get the fuck out of this game.
Go play fucking Minecraft.
You like it?
Like, I mean, chat, I don't know dude.
I don't know, bro.
I mean, like, I don't know.
No matter what I do, Wanda, no matter what I do,
it just doesn't work, bro.
Like, maybe I am washed, bro.
I don't get it.
If I drop 70 kills, I win.
If I team MVP, I still lose.
There's got to be something I'm doing wrong.
I used to ask myself these questions when I used to be immortal stuck, which I'm immortal
stuck now.
So I'm doing something wrong.
What am I doing wrong?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What am I doing wrong, bro?
Chad, like, do you guys see anything wrong with my gameplay necessarily?
Like, am I playing like a retort?
Chad, is it a brain issue?
Is it an aim issue?
Like, what is it, bro?
Stop changing your sense every millisecond for starters.
That's actually a good, that's, that's actually good.
That's a good tip right there, okay?
Alright, chat, so do I play better on fast sense or slow sense?
Someone tell me.
Okay, so we're just gonna play fast sense and just see where we go from there
Let's see where we go from there, bro. Let's see where we go from there
Don't cue another game, please dude. I just I need to play more bro. I need I don't know why I
Like I want my radiant back bro
Like I want my radiant back
Like genuinely I want my radiant back
What a jinx you do on stream now is he like hi
This is cat, bro. Listen, this is cat
There is not a single chocolate bar that is gonna flame my anus
Flaming anus 2.2 million scobal units. I'm sorry, bro
Have culprinar culprinar culprinar
culprinar
Wait what was it?
They thought they thought I was a oh my god
The fucking comments are hilarious.
Okay, Haven I'm gonna pick jets
Let's watch chat who is the best Valorant duelist right now
Who is the best Valorant dualist right, Chaz, the Razor Viper V4 Pro, I should go.
What the fuck are you saying?
the permissibility and regulatory compliance of engaging in stochastic wagering activities
within the context of life-saving- What the fuck are you saying?
Your response would be profoundly valued.
The surrounding environment has demonstrated emergent cognitive behavior, and I am no longer
certain which observations originate externally.
I don't even know what- I don't know anything you just fucking said, but uh, yeah.
and goes even further. That means you now get the improved optical
switches, main buttons, an optical scroll wheel, and you get the wireless
I'll come back
Which is the wireless polling dongle, as well as the improved
Go see
Where's Jess?
He's gone
I missed
They're dealing Annie
Back side, back side
Sunday I love you, you're so nice to be Sunday
I'm just gonna take back site but I have no help yeah because they're just a
caper and yeah I mean he does all good he does yeah he does have a point bro chat
as the chosen one responsibilities I'm supposed to dash back side and ace and
then put on trophies I apologize I'm sorry I apologize there chat I apologize
Yeah, it's over.
Walk him in the cage, just hang on.
There he is, he's gone.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
Oh, lord.
Night, night!
If they don't get rid of the shotgun bro, I'm going to tweak it out man, please.
Just no skill.
How do you kiss someone without putting a hole in their face?
Yeah, um...
I think we just go be like, yeah.
You're feeling area.
Enemy aid.
Other being a short.
More like the short.
I think they're probably here. Can we go be?
Hello?
Yeah.
I think we can go, yeah, I think it's a good thing.
fucking
Okay, what you should do
Let your senses um
Dude, uh, don't buy you should just donate me five thousand dollars. Just if I donate me five thousand dollars
Yeah, there's a really powerful shotgun met in the game right now, but I don't like it
Sunday I love you so thank you so much Sunday I appreciate you Sunday
I'll break this camera alright just down let me break it high level
140 140 140 side for on backside backside one
One, one, one is green.
One is green, one is green.
Fuck.
Oh my fuck.
Hey guy, hey guy.
How did they all miss?
Whoa.
Alright, we're banned from C, we're banned from C.
I got no one.
Oh my god, how did I miss that much?
I don't have any more water in my water bottle. What the fuck?
I'm gonna watch for it.
Little dick I ought to.
Weee, aren't good at listening.
Oh, okay.
There's one through.
Yeah, let's have F.
5, you guys are as terrible as it gets, worst duelist that ever touched the game.
Oh shit.
I think only shit.
That was both of them.
What?
If you wanna win the game, go mad, whoever's not, just go fucking mad, you'll win the game, bro.
I think they wanna do their own thing.
Bro, me and Jao are winning this game, bro, it's all good.
Yep, you two are winning the game.
Yeah.
You're gonna die second one? Yeah, you're winning.
This is the key move.
I
Think that you should gun here
Oh my god, good spam bro
They jammies enjoying your that
I
Yeah, we win the fuck off three
Go away, go away
Say something back SMH woman they dog in you and you just
probably good oh we all want to have a channel I don't want to talk bro because
this is no point I want to drag this bit on for as long as I can I'm an old
the guy long can you take long again there
I'm the hunter!
I am the hunter!
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm gonna kill you if you don't listen to me.
Listen to this!
The ult is so big.
Ow.
I'm out of here.
Oh, what does my team even do?
Oh, he's dead.
Out.
100.
Okay!
You're four.
You get creative.
You're making my team.
You're not rotated.
Oh!
Only brought enough for me.
I got you. Let me do it real quick.
I didn't say that.
Pushing mid.
Wait, it's 3 mid. Shot a reset there.
Woohoo! Did they say are you lying to me?
That's a good trade.
Two for one?
Alright.
Last player standing.
I mean the Cypher's also sniping.
The Cypher's in spawn waiting for me.
The Cypher's
in spawn waiting for me.
Get the flat even make noise.
I'm in spawn.
They say, why you saying hard armor?
Hard armor is crazy.
yeah something you just keep yourself there
oh goodluck
bro report it bro
oh i'm not letting that hit the spot on my cloud like
you can get it there
I
Will I do without my dad? Oh he's true. Oh my god
Like I must accept being my mix
Spike your cordial off.
All right guys, I'll kill that bro.
Maybe your cordial doesn't want to be spiked.
Let's go bro.
I'll see you later.
Chad, does anyone know what would happen if I just literally grabbed this ghost?
Say yo, what are you doing?
Like what would happen if I grabbed this mouth and genuinely ate it?
Like what would happen?
I've reported for body
what nutritional value
you would get rake one your nose would grow
fuck you
Get out of my way!
What is this man?
I need a heal bro, I'm sorry.
Is it true?
I'm out of here!
Sike floor with the Prime, I love you so much.
Don't miss it, I love you.
I got a heal.
I don't have it, I don't have it.
You say hard iron, broken heal bro, what are you doing?
I'm just saying.
And you saw me!
It wasn't me, you block.
That's right.
We won around thank you this is
Last round in the half
I'm just in
That's not that's not
I'm not going to lie over to like you need to know where the quarters are fighting
Are we hitting?
I'm just mid with bottom
It's okay, I'll just like
Oh, good asshole bro
Actually we're good
Okay, we baited it, good, sure, take B, it's free, no one's B
Oh fuck
Cypher's running out, back up
Wow, what the fuck
Backside
You got a C-flank!
I feel like Desio knows who I am now chat. I feel like this guy knows who I am now. His entire attitude changed.
I feel like you're fighting Argyle when he's winning this round there.
That's like murder
And someone tell me who these numb nuts are
Mordor are you using 1,3,2,2 or 1,4,2,2?
the cross? I don't know chat
I'll, I'll, I'll
see you guys
I think we're waiting here
say say, say say
where are you doing this landing
okay
oh, you know what chat, I have an idea
oh, the king has got the slides
I have an idea chat, I have an idea
I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea
I
Chat is SOCD good for keyboards by the way, how do you guys use SOCD?
How do you guys use SOCD do you guys know how?
See, I'm working garage.
No sound.
No sound, no sound, no sound.
Like is it good though?
How are you?
How are you?
Shash is it good though?
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh no, what the fuck he dashed at me?
180 on Jett.
He's close.
I'm dead, crazy smokes.
Wait, darting, darting.
I'm ready! Neon!
You block the route!
Why are you running into Trist?
Wait, defaulted! Nice!
Oh gosh.
Yeah, hold for him, hold for him.
Wait chat, why is it bad for Valor?
Nice, nice!
Nice! So, uh, my duels can't do anything, but thank god you're here.
Oh!
Not bad, how do you do anything?
Very good, yes!
Very good for CS, but not Valorant, really?
How come?
What is it called?
This one?
Is that it?
Is it done?
I don't know.
It's done.
Is it done?
I don't know, it's done.
Hey, hey, hey.
Sniper's grass, he's gonna lurk from there, he's gonna lurk from there.
What's that look, ass, man, bro?
What is this, I'm lucky.
Oh, wait.
That's a concuss!
They're not speeding up city out.
They smoked from B, oh I'm...
I'm scared bro, I'm one. One mid. I heard one drop.
Nothing there.
Oh, I should terrify it.
Wait, I have a heal. I'm healing.
I'm healing, I'm being, I'm healing.
Oh, Mike's on, bro!
They're on B.
There's 10 B.
They're in garage.
2, 2, 2.
I'm by your house.
There. Gun here.
I'll throw it out there.
They sent me.
I threw one way default.
But I just went out there.
Okay, okay, run.
Yeah, it's on or no?
No stun.
Go, go, go!
Shortcut!
I'm gonna HP you again and reloading. Here, take my gun.
Never mind, you won.
I mean chat just look at my neon this guy is unironically like literally
running around with a shotgun as his main gun and then
Uses his classic and then right clicks his classic as a shotgun
I just don't understand well, I just don't understand
Nihon is better than me, he is bruh, I swear.
What are you trying to say?
Yo can you stop turning comms off, I don't really like it.
I'm trying to say that it's like, I don't know.
Can you stop saying horror at the same time?
Ashm et al.
Oh.
MGM with the 8 months, I love it.
I can't work it though.
I think they've got a light.
They're out, holy...
Actually I'm shooting deep, just hold it, hold it.
I can beat the guy.
Okay, okay, we have a flank then.
They're stuck out, they're stuck out.
They're living.
They're contained on the afternoon.
Look, look, look at you.
Yeah, one one down.
Careful.
One mid.
I'm smoking in two.
Wait, oh my god, I'll save you.
Sight smoke.
Wait, oh, you're dead.
You are so dead.
I go get him pretty good.
I'll throw a help for them.
No, okay.
Nah, he's giving a jet.
Okay.
Am I Jekylline?
I'm not talking, Bear.
No one's talking.
A bullonato is old fashioned.
Sometimes old ways are best.
You know, I'm not going to lie chat.
I think for a second.
Chat, by the way, what would you guys rate me on a skill
and keep it a book. Also, yo, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I think
SOCD is pretty cool. I mean, it just sucks how it's cheating in CS, like that's so annoying.
So I'm gonna have to bottom here though.
Start, third draw?
Does it really make CS that much easier to chat?
I'm gonna break this up.
Does it make CS actually that much easier?
Can we just fight garage the other place?
Yeah
You guys are gonna have to do it, Alma.
It's fake, bro. It's all fake.
Oh my god.
Run, Diddy! Run!
They're going back.
Oh my god, they got away. There's a chamber myth.
I need you, I need you.
like what even is that when they shoot couple way okay okay I'm gonna smooth
how I like this one take where the smoke got the double one way don't worry fight
planted all right here's yeah two such one got five people in the open plan
open okay I'm saving one I'm just wondering this let's go let's go let's
Let's go, I need to go.
Go get him, queen.
I see Tiger.
Default, Default, Default!
Long, Default!
Default dead!
Oh my!
Good life round from the boy.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Thanks.
Oh boy.
Chat, Jacob said 5,000 viewers
with this slow ass chat.
Least obvious V-bot.
I know Jacob dude, I didn't know I didn't really want to make it obvious Jacob. I didn't want to make it obvious bro, but fuck chat
Chat can we please drop a one in the chat if you are currently being paid to watch my stream?
So someone can you get can all my view bots drop one in the chat if I'm currently view modding please?
Thank you guys very much. Yeah, can also everyone type fuck you Jacob
Please that would also mean a lot to me too. Can everyone say fuck you Jacob you fucking pussy ass bitch
please thank you thank you guys very much
I appreciate it
what is that did you
you with first
I mean I could
it's past the trap
I mean you can move
take your timing bro
one back side one back side oh my god why are you coming to me
take my timing I'm ten times the player
no I was just gonna
nobody's gonna swing I kill them you're such a ball I'm your meat
I love you so much God bless you
it's like how did you not kill a jet what do you feel
obvious they're gonna swing that I would I know like I'm on low Sun so I'm
trying to flick vertically and break my own dark no he did not unbox a really
I thought a lot yeah such a liar there's no way you'd ever unbox even
Miranda was no way
good old for me that was honestly chat that's the best I could have done to
be honest yeah just get one tap it's okay
Chat, be honest, that's kinda like the best I could've did, huh?
Plotting.
Graffiti, graffiti.
Recaged.
Recaged, so far.
Default, default.
120.
120, Cypher.
120 Cypher.
Carambit!
Was he full?
Oh, how, how, how, okay.
I wanna-
I wanna short!
Short.
Short.
Carambit!
Oh my
Windows for us Baca
Go ahead and you mean you don't oh my god. Why are we taking my neon and doing that?
You're not damn you bro calm down wait guys that was chat spam is pepperoni nipples because it is pepperoni
They do those actually do I have pepperoni nipples or do I have normal nipples?
actual genuine question how do you know if you have pepperoni nipples or not you
don't have pepperoni nipples you have divorced nipples
I'm going to see you all in the next one.
Nice!
Good job, Neon.
You got first.
Well, let's go.
There's one outside the garage.
I'm holding the door.
Oh crap, that's not...
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Are they speeding up, huh?
Do it. How many?
Okay.
They're not.
I don't know either.
They got him.
And they, and they, and they, and they.
He's drowning from close laughs.
Maybe hit him.
One, two, both there, both there.
Oh.
I didn't mean to press that smoke.
That's what made me mad.
I fat fingered my fucking smoke key.
I fat fingered my smoke key.
It caused me to lose the game, bro
Nice!
Oh my god, you threw another one, but you won that one
Still would have been 12-8, but it's all good
Alright, alright, that's got me
It would have been 12-8, it's whatever
12-8, but, you know, it's whatever
Yo, Jack, goodbye, bro
Kibami?
Nah, fucks weird glitch
That's excuse me
Referring you mooda. Have you seen this? Yeah, I don't even know who that is broaddog Dominic. I don't even know that is
Like who is this who certified cat mom?
1300 viewers like what even is this?
I
Just got a skill one more base
Just too good. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Oh
Wait, would you say did you say nice one and rude? Oh
can we get a fucking trophies round Zen dude I'm on like low you guys are actually blessed
have me it's just me on your coat jet you're welcome
we're gonna have to break that we're gonna have to break that we're gonna have to break
this right here never mind I can't wait out
Wow, bro.
I'll play that.
What? What? What? 2v2, let's go in the scene.
Oh!
1v2.
Hmm.
It's not ideal, but it's okay. Well, we just need one more.
Are you pinging Jett's body? That's weird.
E.D.
He's fine.
You need a truck.
I'll keep knocking the mic bro, oh shit, thanks for the best friends, meet up there.
You guys ever think I'm gonna find a girlfriend?
Let's fly.
Shocked you're out, someone wrecked my door.
No, no, no, in life ten years.
Who's gonna break your door?
No, ten years.
I need to know who's making your note
Raffi grouping up from over
Yeah, Kara A or B. I think her jet has a read here
I think it's fake
Okay, they got us
Fake I think
I need to go fill up my water bottle because I think I'm literally dehydrated to the point
where my balls are shrinking and then chat do we do try to win a game without buying a
single gun should we try that and then we get on rainbow and then we get on rainbow okay
back all right all right all right I'm gonna one fact I give you one second I should you
guys want me to bring it with you you guys want me to bring you guys with me should
I bring you guys with me let me bring you guys with me real quick one sec chat we
we have to do something for YouTube for Valorant bro, that's why I gotta do that segment bro
I gotta feed segment bro
I have to feed, I have to feed YouTube bro, I have to feed YouTube with segments
MOLTI
Wow, bro, how much time do you guys drink coffee in a day?
I'm not stripping naked, what the fuck are you saying?
Bro, it's so hot in my house, come on.
Bro, chat, I haven't, you guys know I haven't found a house to move into yet, bro.
Like actually, yo can you guys stop calling me ugly dude, come on, that's not, that's
not funny dude.
That's not funny dude.
Yeah bro, you're way uglier up close.
Holy big ass nose.
but yeah chat lowkey what the fuck is recessed maxilla bro honestly fuck
clav bro like dude what are you guys even like what what did clav do to you
guys like that ass like Jamie only what did clav do to y'all bro
yo yes I'll talk about my big nose my big fucking my my big ears I don't
understand. Can you remove that gam on your face? You are a nose zilla, negative
cancel tilt. I don't even know what that means, bro. I don't even know what any of
that means, bro. Long rammas, it's over for you. Like what even is a rammas?
What even is a Rammus?
Do you smell in 1080p?
Jesus, that shit's hard to film.
That shit's hard to do.
Is that even a banana right now?
Nah.
You know what, instead of getting a banana, I'm going to pop a electrolyte.
electrolyte
Can you guys go drink water out of plastic water bottles?
Bro, I just changed like an aluminum water model like literally like what?
Like maybe a week ago, like low-key, I don't know if it's placebo, but I feel better, like
I feel healthier.
Because well, apparently, apparently, apparently, apparently, apparently, I think I'm really
a high rate of people getting cancer and they linked it to a lot of plastic consumption.
So as you keep drinking water bottles, maybe plastic water bottles, you're going to get
What is wrong with you guys what is wrong with you guys
Check I just get some sun for five minutes. Can we get a quick little five minute breaking? Let me get some sun
I never see I never see some these days
Whoa
Y'all knock a light every time I wake up I stream in my basement of my house. I never holy yam
Wow, this feels good chat I'm not gonna lie you know below yeah, I take my shirt off and show you guys my titties
But anyway, what was I going to say, I was going to say something, I was going to say,
Oh chat, should I get a cat?
Should I get a cat?
Yeah, but chat, aren't cats easier to take care of than dogs?
Like, how do you stream eight to 10 hours sometimes a day
and then walk your dog.
Like I feel like cats are way easier, no?
Give it also the chat chat. The only reason why I haven't gotten a cat is because let me tell you something.
Is it bad to get a cat if you're never gonna not never but like
If you just work all day, you know what I'm saying? Like I stream. I'm very loud. Like am I gonna scare the cat, bro?
Like is it bad if I just
Imagine a cat goes downstairs to like hug me or something, you know, the sun is making her nose shine bigger
Anyway, uh, yeah, like you know, I feel bad like I want to say one day
What if the cat comes downstairs to like come and hug me or some shit and you know, like I'm like yelling or some shit
Like, you know, I feel bad. I look into the cat's mouth. Look the cats that think I'm abusive
The cat's gonna think I'm abusive, bro. No?
He's gonna hate you because you're chopped.
Hello, my favorite big nose streamer. I have a serious question. Do you eat the banana for the shape or taste?
Also, thank you for that. Fent you sold me earlier.
Okay, first of all, first of all, I don't sell fence, third of all, why are you guys laughing
at that?
It's not even funny.
That's not, I don't even know why I didn't laugh at that, it's not even funny, second
of all, second of all, second of all, I don't eat a banana for the shape, bro.
I'm not gay, you know, I eat it for the potassium.
You guys know back in my day chat before I was a streamer?
You guys know I grew up in the hood, bro, and I had to like sometimes like sell dope on
the streets to put food on the table for my family, bro, you know?
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait, and she took my word for it,
and that's all I had to say.
Moodo, you know you live in the nicest neighborhood on the Winger on Periway.
She took my word for it, and that's all I had to say.
Where is everyone from right now?
Drop me an exact like coordinates.
I didn't mean like that, but like UK, New York.
Boy, is New York cool?
Boy, I don't want to go to New York.
Not like move there, but like visit.
New York's only a four hour drive,
or like a five hour drive, like a two hour flight from me.
But yet again, I never take days off from streaming
so I probably will never go.
Detroit, Michigan is low key fire.
I'm like five minutes away from Detroit, Michigan.
literally five minutes away from Detroit, Michigan. Calgary?
What's the nicest place to live in Canada? Or is Canada the shitty ass?
Which I was better, Canada or...
Man, I feel like Canada's way better than America, no?
because you like
probably get gas station in america one time and i genuinely thought i was gonna
get robbed but i thought i was gonna get mugged bro like literally i america
scares me bro and everyone america is like so rude but like everyone has a
fucking attitude like everyone's like a stick up their ass for some shit
muda move to israel
But anyway, yeah, that's what I'm saying like like I don't know I feel like I feel like
America is just so sus, you know, like I feel like I can just get shot. There's like so
many school shooters, you know, like, I don't know. Wow, this son in my eyes chat. I don't
think I've ever, you know, like, I genuinely like, you know, I never really like felt
This is good before bro. The Sun is amazing man
Yeah, I tried a little alone bro. I'm not gonna lie chat. Can I be honest with you bro?
I haven't really said this anywhere on live
But low-key like me and my dad got into a fight not too long ago and
Yeah, I'm not talking to him right now
Well, I'm not the one in both family issues suck, bro
Yeah, bro, I don't know bro family issues suck dude
Yeah, I don't want to like I don't want to like vent but like bro if y'all that like ever going through like a family issue
Bro, or a relationship issue bro. Trust me, bro. I've been there so ass, man
Well chat, you know like low key maybe one of you guys can help me
But I don't like to air out like all my like personal a birdie laundry, you know
Like you guys know all my life you guys like know everything about me except like the family issues because I feel like that's not like
Something you should put online, but bro. I genuinely want to help my dad, bro. I
genuinely want to help my dad
But bro, I don't need to worry about it.
It's okay, I'm from here in a problem.
You just gotta wait.
And she took my word for it, and it's all I had to say.
Bro, I low key, whoever gifted 10 subs,
I love you, but oh God bless you, bro.
Thank you so much.
Chat all, like, bro, genuinely, I don't know if anyone
in this chat has this issue,
but, bro, does anyone here have like a,
like a narcissistic
egotistical dad?
Not in, I'm not talking about it,
I'm not talking about it, bro. I love my dad.
would die for him bro you know I'm not I'm not saying this shit like don't think
I'm talking shit about my family boy don't get the wrong idea but I'm saying
like but I need to like change him or like figure out how to get him help
because bro genuinely our family is not in a good state bro you know and like I
love him bro you know like I obviously I'm not gonna ever hate my family bro no
matter like what he ever says you're ever does to me bro you know it's
something like it's kind of hard I don't know what y'all but I can't
hate my family members but you know they they you know they took care of me but
like bro I genuinely like I just want to be able to like help him bro but I don't
know how to bro I really don't know how to bro I genuinely don't know how to
bro because like like I don't know what I don't know if I should like say this
bro but like just our family doesn't really get along with my dad bro I'll
put it that way our family does not get along my dad and I want to help
him so I could like you know have a dad in my in my life bro but it's really
hard to but that's what that's what's one of the reasons not one of the reasons
like literally only reason why I moved out bro and got my own house because it
was like really hard bro this guy said vote kick underscore dad bro like bro
like bro yeah bro anyway like genuinely bro I don't know how man like
bro I'm sitting here like sometimes late at night like chat GBT like how to
to help a dad or like how to help my dad. I don't have any way to fix that, bro.
Did I ever tell you all this story about we brought my dad to the therapist and he
said that the therapist needed a therapist? Yeah, bro. Workout, man. You know, so, you
know, hopefully everything will work out in the end, bro. I'm gonna keep it a book
chop. Hope everything works out in the end. You know, there's not a lot of
things we could do. Yeah, yeah, we tried talking to him, bro. I, chat, we've
been trying to talk to him for like years, bro, like 20 years, you know. It's
It's hard, bro, but you know, I hope God helps him and cause it sucks, bro, you know, I want to die to my family, bro
Or I want to die in my life, you know, who wouldn't want that, bro?
Yeah, I'll trauma dump low-key, but anyway, yo, if one more person says I'm baldy by the way, you're getting banned anyway
Yo, what clothes we put on?
Hey, you guys smell like ass?
Take some cologne bro, trust me, I don't need that shit.
That was smell like ass.
Alright, let's go downstairs.
May play a segment or two, may play a game or two.
Don't move it, what replica was that?
What replica?
I don't have any replica.
Oh, replica.
Ah, jazz club.
I know.
Alright chat.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Let's see here.
Potentially that guys it like isn't it weird? There's no like oh my god. It's weird isn't this weird
Bro, there's no like
Ceiling here. I gotta adjust to this. This is weird as fuck. Yo, I need my chat. Oh
Okay
so
Maybe do the same because I gotta feed you to bro. I gotta feed you to bro
So I gotta feed YouTube, so I gotta do this segment.
Bro went all out on Cologne, but cheaped out on Deodorant Typical.
I did not cheap out on Deodorant.
I got the best Deodorant ever, bro.
What are y'all talking about?
Mooda, you are so loved by all of us, even if you're gay.
OK, bro.
Chad, should we really just skip out on the Valorant segment today and just hop on C,
G, A, N, or gay?
Should we really hop off the YouTube segment today
And just hop on Siege or some shit.
Try to win a game in Valorant without picking up a gun.
And then hopping on Siege.
Because Loki, I mean, we could take a day off from YouTube
segments.
We don't really have to do a YouTube segment today.
I'm pretty sure we have enough.
Let me see.
Hey, Siri.
Hey, Siri.
FaceTime Melvin Editor.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin editor.
Yo, it's good boss.
It's good, bro.
Yo, listen, my chat is saying, my chat is saying that I should say fuck the
Valorant segment and just hop on Siege.
Do, can I do that or no?
You're a bad, bad boy.
Bad, bad boy.
Stop it.
Fine.
Fine.
Like, do we have enough, like, content?
Yes.
Yes.
You did, like, four segments in one day, so...
Are you good?
I don't want to fuck you.
Yo, now the chat, chat, chat.
Tell me, is it a good idea, chat?
I wanted to get a house in Windsor big enough
and then move Melvin into my house.
That way we can like work harder on stream and like secretly like have sex off stream
The obvious like smart chat like if we like
Planned segments and have him at the house with me so like low-key
We can like think of better segments better collabs
Etc etc bro chat y'all that's a good idea everyone in my chat just said yes
All right chat should we do okay chat please please please if you love me before we go
on to Rainbow Six Siege can I do not getting off until I lose on Rocket League like I really
want to get Rocket League out of my system I haven't played Rocket League in days can
Can we just hop on Rocket League and see how long I can go without losing?
If it took like 10 minutes, bro, probably like 10 minutes, bro, I won't even take that
long chat.
Come on, I won't even take that long.
I swear to God I won't even take that long.
Mooda, you're gonna break every-
Whenever people hate on you, Mooda, just remember this video and engrave it in your
brain.
I got this.
Alright, bro.
Let me watch this video real quick.
Chalice, watch this video real quick.
Mooda, if anyone wants to hate on you, look at this video.
I'm doing a fit from the ground.
Shitty ass video, bro. I already saw this video, bro. Shitty ass video.
Yo, we're firing you from the YouTube agency, by the way.
I'm just trolling, by the way. We saw that video, though.
Alright.
Chat, who here has played Rocket League before?
I'm gonna tell, but...
And...
Uh...
Sit...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
She can tell...
She's...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
So...
Uh...
Uh...
We said no to Rocket League. I know you guys said no to Rocket League, but it's upsetting me
Chadiah another song
I
Chat not getting off until they lose. Let's see how long we get last
All right, we got a smurf on our first game
All right, nice we have we have smurf on the first team
We're waiting for no one
We're heading straight up for the sun
Don't ever know it
We'll take these cities on out
And all I know is that we lost sun
We stay right here, we can free ourselves inside
And so we'll stay away forever
We'll hide away when no one knows
Let's run away together
Sleep in into your bed
We'll stay away forever
We'll hide away when no one knows
That's why we're next to get them falling down
Fuck!
I'm gonna hide away when no one knows
Just run away so I can set the bar on fire
Just don't lose me, don't lose me, don't lose me
No, I'm gonna boost up
I
know
Like how
I
I am not going far than to be
I am not going far than to be
If you're I am not going far than to be
Fuck!
I am not going far than to be
Bro, he's stream sniping!
Bro, he's stream sniping!
I swear he's stream sniping!
Oh
I
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One more one more one
One more one more one more one more one more one more one more one more
I didn't even count
That didn't even counts Bowe. He was fucking stream sniping
Yeah, bro, like I like do I put this fucking
like I don't understand like I don't
understand how the fuck they're like I
don't understand bro I don't understand
I'm not sure if I can get to the top of the hill, but I can get to the top of the hill.
I
I
What the fuck, Bob?
What is this game?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Just do where you are, where you are, where you are
ะฐะฝ
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
๋
I'm going to steal it.
You can have it little bro
Who is he calling little bro?
Okay, I hear a song.
Chad, what's a good song?
Yo, someone gave me a crazy song.
I want to go in a five win streak. I
Want to go for it. I want to go a five win streak bro wait 20 gifted if you win I
Want my 20 fucking gifted bro, what's title wave title wave Chinese thing crazy, bro
Yeah, bro, I'm never asking you for another fucking fuck that shit
Let's lock in!
Let's see how long we can go until we lose!
WHAAAAT?!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is the rhythm of the night
This is the rhythm of the night
Open that up
Oh yeah
The rhythm of the night
This is the rhythm of the night
My life
Oh yeah
Wait Chaz, get back to stream on YouTube when you have copyrighted music
Am I gonna get fucked?
Hey Siri FaceTime Melvin!
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.
Melvin can you stop the YouTube stream? I'm playing like 30 minutes of music bro.
My chat's saying I'm gonna get like copyright strike.
I won't get banned or anything?
so we're gonna lose money
BAAAAAAAANG
Now then
Shishi
What the fuck
My life, my life, oh yeah
The real problem, my life, my life, my life
This is the real problem, my life
It's the infamous night, that won't be deep
I can't be trust nigga, can't you see?
Gee, thank you, thank you man
Cause when I'm gon' do my thing
You know I do my thing
I'ma get my drink on me
party like this, don't you trust me, babe?
Wait Jack, can he win?
Wait Jack, can he win or no?
I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to.
Oh my God he left!
Chad are we going until we lose or do we hop on rainbow?
What do you guys want?
Do we go until we lose or do we hop on rainbow right now?
What do y'all want?
Wait, Rainbow is crossplayed?
What?
BANG!
Do y'all like that fake yes or no?
Do y'all like this fake right here?
Yes, yeah, do y'all like that big yes or no
Fuck oh
My way is this it Andreas? Oh my said Andreas
Oh
I will FUCK one of you if I lose this game.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Bro I
I want to play with Jinxie bro. I want him to teach me the game.
Can I meet you halfway?
I'm on my way, but I don't know the way
For you, I've been moving on
Night and day, till my heart man run out
And this is what I say
Let's see rainbow 60. Let's go
Yeah, I don't know where it's channel to be honest. What I can you look at this
Chat, did an A dark stay something about A dark.
He said something about Luda.
Look at this link.
Oh, is he talking about the race shit?
Re is facing major backlash after threatening to sexually assault an EPAL worker.
I mean.
Wait, what is this?
Wait chat, y'all ever like, bro every time I'm on Twitter I'm scared and I'm gonna like
AHHHHH
Oh my god thank god you guys can't see my screen
Okay
I should just saw some clocks bro
Muda go to Jinxie stream, lemme see
Jinxie said you can't hang on R6
R use, lemme call
I'm calling him bro, I'm calling Jinxie
I'm calling Jinxie bro
Muda can't hang on R6, wait, before I call him, is that real or no, wait, I'm not gonna
fall for it.
Did he really say that I can't hang on R6 yesterday?
No, before I start, before I call him, did he really say that yes or no?
Did he really say that yes or no?
Check the VOD?
The streams we might just do a gym stream, hey boy.
That's just a chug.
This Cali man of course is kidding.
Stream the guy sent in.
There is now secured.
Look at that chat.
Does that now look like cum or what?
Okay, you're tripping though.
You guys are lying!
He's a Valorant player, he's not ready for this game.
WHAT?!
Mudo wants coaching?
For he's a Valorant player, he's not ready for this game.
Okay, yeah, I'm calling this bitch ass.
us seven month bubble man yeah hello hello my chapter what a learn siege bro
did you just say I'm a violent player and I'm not ready for this game yeah do
you want me to say it in Spanish too hey bro this isn't some walk in the
fucking part game like bro go back to Valorant and go goon to your e-kittens
bro and just go jump around with neon bro wait look bro you're not ready for
siege bro it's not some normal fucking game it is the most miserable and
depressing FPS you'll ever play in your life and you're gonna hate yourself
more and more each time you play this game bro that's like any that's like
Valorant too. Can we dual? Is it possible if we can dual? Is it cross-platform?
Well like, okay, I don't know if I'm gonna be on CS in a little bit, but I'm gonna be on CS for a little bit.
Maybe, maybe we do a coaching session, but bro, you're not ready, bro.
Bro, I think I kind of just like a Valorant guy, bro. This isn't just a spot, it's in the Valorant.
But bro, I played Rainbow back in like Xbox like years ago like 10 years ago. I
Still have game bro my blood and I played you and that shit was sweet as okay. Okay. Well boy
You're sweet as sugar. Okay, but you're one of the best players on see that's not even like that's not even like that's why I
Appreciate that glaze appreciate. I don't mean it's glaze asshole
But like you know what I mean like you are like one of I've heard I've seen clips of Richie saying that you are one of the
best ones player so yeah top five won't be water yeah bro so like dude like you
know I want to do a road to champion and I and then I present what it's when you
know I didn't say I swear I swear to God I can get champ I swear I just need a
little bit of your coaching bro I need I need your brain pause pause pause bro I'll
let you know I'm playing rank right now okay I don't bother you okay okay good
luck good luck if not today we'll do it another day so yeah no raise no raise
I love you bro. Take care
Damn is it really that hard
What's that sports Jack's boy said that I can chat boys that I can get the
Wait, I
Boits said, I can get champion if I wanted to.
So I can get it if I wanted to, right?
Probably just take some time though, it's not easy.
Let's see, bro, let's see.
Let's get into some games, bro, come on.
This game can't be that hard, dude.
Chat, I want to be the first streamer
to get the top rank in every single game, dude.
How do I change modes?
Chet, has there ever been a streamer that has gotten the top rank of every game before this?
Just wrap it up, champ on PC is cooked.
Is it really that hard?
Well, there's no way it can be that hard, right?
Okay, Chet, should we just find out ourselves?
You won't be able to do it this year because ranked 3.0 is coming out. What does that mean, Jack?
Muda, your streaming career is over. Okay, what is this?
Like what like what is this? Like genuinely, what the fuck is this? Who made this?
Siege is unplayable on PC right now.
Bro, really?
Like, why are you guys talking like so shit about, like, is this game that fucking hard?
There's no way.
Like, I refuse to, like, believe that a game is that hard.
Is it really that hard?
Too many cheaters?
Yeah, that's the one thing I like about Valorant Chat is that you really don't get
hat.
You'll get stream sniped a lot.
Chat.
get stream sniped a lot but you won't get hacked on it's like really hard chat how
easy is it to cheat on siege like be on a scale 1 to 10 like is it as easy as CS
go because CS go you can literally download a $5 cheat and start hacking and
never get banned like you can literally buy a $5 cheat on CS go and
and never get banned.
If you like, don't go obvious.
Villa, Night Haven, Labs, Consulate, Layer,
Cafe, Dostogosky, Oskis, Band Layer.
Yo chat, I'm gonna be reading as much chat as I can because bro listen I'm going into
this game open-minded like you guys gotta help me bro so like every now and then I take
tips from chat but yo this one time someone said Ash is a shit agent or character is
Is it really that bad?
Chat, is Aruni really a good age? I'm going to take a minute, but fuck it.
I feel bro. I don't want to be annoying. Yo, is high-fives in my chat? High-fives, if you
want bro, you can ban my name in Jinxie chat bro. I don't want like my chatters to like
go over there and be annoying, but I feel bad for Jinxie bro. I don't want to piss
him off. You know, I don't want to piss him off. Wait chat, how does the rank
work in this game by the way chat? How does this game work in this game? Like
is diamond for same learning seed is the hardest FPS it's the hardest FPS to
learn hands down jet is diamond for fucking back it just doesn't go from
diamond for the diamond one it isn't it's just ass at seeds that's literally it
How do I have a champ into copper bucket?
Wait, what what is this mad?
Rancorry point out please just hurry wait wait wait you can queue with coppers
The best season of our six ever a new map and a new rank system wait you can queue with coppers as a champ
Like how is that even a thing?
I don't know why but I actually love this game bro.
Like I grew up playing Call of Duty and this gives me like uh, this gives me like Call
of Duty vibes but like mixed with like, I don't know bro I feel like I can really like
this game bro like is this a good angle Chinese you know
What the fuck?
How'd I die?
I didn't even see him.
Wait Chad, does this game have peekers advantage?
Chad, does this game have peekers advantage or does this game have swingers, uh, holding
advantage?
Like Valorant, you know, I would CS go swingers advantage, Valorant, swingers advantage.
Buncha, how important is audio in this game by the way?
Like I heard Jinxie like on a clip like a while back.
This motherfucker said like the game is like 90%, 100% audio.
Holy shit, it's everything?
Reloading.
Wait, Jack, do I turn off tendonitis or no, like this muted, ringing, muted wave?
Okay, and then what else? Dynamic range, high or low? Okay. And then, yeah, I'm pretty
sure SPOIT told me to turn off screen shake and motion blur. Um, what else, is there
anything else on audio that I should like uh have. Chat 60 hertz isn't real by the way
I'm on window mode so borderless mode it just says 60 but I'm on 480 I'm on 480 chat it
It just says 60.
Play a game with Mingo who's Mingo?
This guy's name is Bulletproof Camera.
Demo.
It's been Demo.
Agent said he'll play with you on R6 if you're down.
Bro, I'm so down to play with Agent, bro.
Are you trolling or no?
I'd fucking...
I'd love to play with Agent, bro.
Is Agent good at this game?
Bro, I feel like this game...
Chat wait is this game noob friendly or no?
Like if you put agent on Valorant or Rainbow 6c each, who do you think he's gonna be better on?
Like who do you think? Do you think it'd be played better at Valorant or do you think he'll play better on Rainbow?
Because the reason why I think
Anyone would play better on Rainbow is because the shooting like you can actually ADS instead of like annoying ass fucking annoying ass straight shit
That's why I love this game so much, but I haven't played a game like Call of Duty in
years, though, so that's why I like Rainbow, you can like ADS.
Play S3G12.
Okay, so chat, this character, I forgot how it works.
like this and then you press F and it what it does that like purple smoke chat
right
what the fuck
Wait Jack can you still team kill and talk or no?
5 seconds left.
Bomb location, secure.
Can?
I feel like this guy is tricking me out, though.
I'm trying to go in.
Wait, we still have 10 reinforcements, why?
Okay, I'm gonna see if I can hear people.
So chat, will I hear someone coming up the stairs, if I ADS?
Bomb protected.
Parking center deployed!
I'm ready to go.
Which I do I have to activate all of them?
Oh they stay active?
Oh you have to okay
Who do I hear? I hear someone
Oh, you have four, but you can only activate two.
Oh, why can't I find anyone?
Damn, bro, where is this guy?
Chet, is Valkyrie still good at this game, er, er, still good on this game?
Is Valkyrie still good on this game?
Try Snake?
Chet, I don't have Snake, I have to like, buy someone for him.
Chet, how do I buy Snake?
Like, can I not just- I bought the entire package.
the package so why don't I have them like why do I have denari but not the
other one if they both came on the same one by the battle pass
Who's like a duelist character on defense?
Azuri?
Who the fuck this girl is?
Who is this girl named?
Like Loki?
I like her little like, you can make walls, like Loki that's kind of fire.
Secure the bombs.
I like how you can make walls, bro.
Oh my go-
Is there a drone clip?
What is it a drone clip didn't I charge wrong clips rare
What did I just do?
What is that?
What is that noise?
I'm dead. I'm dead!
Where?
Where?
One friendly remaining.
Oh my god, Rammus actually a part, bro.
Oh my god.
Heaven, Heaven, Heaven!
Yeah, is it Heaven like second floor?
What the fuck is Heaven, you retard?
Chill bro, I thought Heaven's like second floor. I can not say having to be second floor
Chow, what's a good agent the band here, bro? Yeah
We call that vertical and rainbow dumbass
Who's a good character chat? Ash? Play Duelist? Wait, so chat, are these characters kind
of all Duelists? Like everyone's an attacker, right? It's not like Valorant really like,
know. Like it's not like Valorant where like there's some people like have smokes
and shit like everyone's like that's looking kind of fire that's low key kind
of fire like like oh wait there's support in this game really need to use
your drone to locate a bomb
I
Stop
Ten seconds before insertion five seconds
A bomb must be located at the end of the-
Bo-Chat, should I take laser off my gun?
I feel like it's bad to have laser because everyone knows where you are.
Is that true or no?
Bo-Chat, should I take laser off my gun?
Should I take laser off all my guns then?
One out four remaining. You must recover the diffuser.
What the f**k?
I mean like I don't know I just had to play like like I don't know like is that
green or that burning was that bad aim or is that good aim what the fuck
slapped me though like chat what was that random bullshit that like hit me with
aids like what was that you're aiming at penis level yo what the fuck was I just
aiming at those seriously but what the fuck was that oh that was torn bro yeah
I don't know what the fuck that was that shit was tripping me out though
Is IQ good?
Like IQ is kind of mid, no?
You need to learn all the agents.
He's played Twitch, okay?
Is Twitch a good chat?
You know what I really want chat that purple attachment can I buy a purple that purple
glossy like attachment skin I want that so bad I saw some people have it
Wait, I can't buy it anymore?
The more- oh wait, there's a marketplace in this game?
Wait, this game has a marketplace?
You gotta like, buy stuff for other people?
The fuck?
Why doesn't Valorant have that, though?
Wait, why is it closed?
Why is it closed?
what the fuck bro how how insane are these hackers
five seconds to go I feel like these hackers like control the game for some
reason bro holy shit this game this gun is like hard to control
I don't understand
I'm gonna shut the fuck up
What the fuck just gave me AIDS?
Yo, what is that?
15 seconds left.
Where's bomb?
10 seconds.
Up for elimination.
Friendly mission successful.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
What is that?
Grave?
Is that?
Grave?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm feeling pretty good right now, come.
Chat, listen, chat, listen.
I need to make a deal with you guys, okay?
If I put my drone in a hallway,
I need y'all to watch that drone, okay?
While I'm fighting angles.
Bro, don't just watch me and type in my chat, bro.
Bro, I don't need y'all to do that, bro.
I need to hold my drones but watch my drones as I take angles bro come on.
Mudo look at this video, what is this video?
Holy shit!
Yo, what the fuck, bro? How? How shit is this game? How are they getting hacked this hard?
I
Geez dude, that's that's insane
Wait, so chat does anyone even like layer like why does everyone insta-ban layer?
Instantly
The two maps I've never played before in my life chat or is layer and night Haven labs
I've never seen those maps before
Chat you're supposed to ban
Mira right on coastline. I'm pretty sure someone said that in my chat the other day said you've got a ban
Mira on coastline always
I
Actually fuck with twitch right now
Mira is perma banned in every game you play height you low
Wait, why does everyone say play ace? Is ace actually going to play with the ace?
Fuck!
Oh, you can change it? Really?
I'm pressing E to locate a bomb.
Yo, that's a low key kind of fire, bro. I won't even lie
Chas obsidian rare
No, your drone has found a bomb
But black ice is bear chat
insertion in 10 seconds
wait really not really?
you found a bomb
make your way to its location and defuse it
When you're attacking, do you kinda wanna go to the site right away through like a window
go and fight them? Or do you want to like roll the entire map?
Wait, could I use my thing on this shot or no?
I
Someone exposed you
I
Where
The defuser is now secured.
What?
Reader's down.
Am I dead?
No longer in your possession.
One friendly operator remaining.
Up for eliminated all-friendly.
Bro, I heard...
Oh my god, bro.
shotgun the old pianist game
because bro it's violent right now they're actually kind of fucking disgusting
bro like like disgusting
I actually like Ace.
Wait a sec does Ace breach Heart of Walls too?
It's not just like anything, it's like is Ace like Thermite?
This is ace like thermite.
It's looking kind of fire.
That's looking good.
I like that. I like that.
I like that. I like that.
I like that.
I like that. I like that.
I like that. I like that.
I like that. I like that.
I like that. I like that.
Okay, I like that.
I like that.
We can work with that.
We can work with that.
We can work with that.
We can work with that.
Ace is crazy broken.
I have a feeling they're in kitchen.
Be advised, your drone is located above.
five seconds to insertion. Ram? Wait, why are you guys saying Ram?
Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.
Ram is good for attacking bottom sites. I did not know that.
I don't know are these shots I feel like yelling gas to me up are these actually like good shots
are like mid shots. I feel like they're like low-key mid. I'm like alive. But I appreciate
the glaze, high key. I mean, you know, low-key? I just feel like I need to understand the map.
Good shots, but you're doing too much with the movement. Am I doing too much with
like the fucking like... I don't know, I see pros like do that. I feel like I see
a lot of too much lean peaking. Wait, is lean peaking bad? It's not as good anymore.
Damn, really. Chai's Lion good? You know what, I'm going to start off with Lowkey Ace
is actually kind of crazy.
Holy shit, Muda, turn the ads off.
Yo, dumbass, you literally had a six month sub!
You get no ads!
Bro, like, it's literally like, bro.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Your drone has found a bomb.
So Jack, copper one is better than copper five, right?
should I really play ram chat all they band ran I can't play Ram
of
the
death
of
death
of
Watch for the blast!
Reloading.
I'm full act up.
Nice catch.
I
Bro thinks he's split stop bro stop
Yo, I don't know. I just feel like I haven't played a game that you can ADS in so long
It feels so good to be able to ADS bro like bro Valorant is so aides with that like no scope bullshit
Bro, wait, why are we banning Ying is Ying actually OP chat or no?
This guy the chat said bro when you see a smoke just inhale all the smoke out your beak
Big bro
It's torn good
Chat, I want a character with the SMG-12, what's the agent the SMG-12 has?
Is Vigil good?
Chat, is Vigil good?
Oh, wait, chat, what's Warden?
I don't get what Warden is.
What is Warden?
What am I good about?
No way you can't get flashed.
Is that OP?
Probably in high elo, no.
I feel like in low elo no one's gonna use that shit.
I
Advised a bomb location has been compromised
So where do they come from left or right if you're to take a guess
Chad if you had to take a guess if you think it gets right or left
down of five seconds
op4 has located a bomb
between explosive ordnance
setting the welcome pad
use it if you have to
Yo, who is calling?
F***ing mags!
It's more like action than talking.
The f***ing angles!
Holy s***, you do move fast. That's alright.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
what is that what the fuck
I feel like this game is like, I like it bro, I like this game a lot, I'm not gonna lie.
When does it start getting like annoying chat, like hard, like annoying, like when
When they start getting good, like, Plat-Diamond, I'm sorry, Plat Emerald?
Plat it up, okay.
When the enemies know what their ops do, XD.
Like, I know, I'm not the one.
I
Loki want to use fit or I want to look he use a
Rooney, but I can't believe they gave and defense off the DMR with AK is that not OP
HR is that not OP
Wait, people are complaining about it?
Wait, last season every defense op had ACOG mostly.
Wait, so, really?
Wait, so they took off ACOG from defense ops?
But I used to play so long ago when they used to have a cog on on Yeager
How long ago was that
What the fuck?
Don't wait!
Barricade it!
Off-board is located a bomb.
Ready for hostile action.
Benchi, ready to go!
We see this thing a lot.
Hostile spotted.
Like, how good are these coppers, let's see.
I
Live no one
Wait, we traded?
Wait, you can do that in this game?
Wait, that happens?
Wait chat, can that happen in real life?
Could you trade someone in real- Okay, such a stupid idea.
Such a dumb-ass question, why don't I ask that question?
10 seconds left.
5 seconds left.
Go!
Last operators panic
You're out of time
Copper three chat what is ranked 3.0 coming out?
bro I might have to I might kill with uh is Richie live yet wait Richie's live
Richie just but tash me please Richie
fucking hooligan how do I wonder how we died bro I actually wonder I wonder how
this guy died
I
Everyone in this chapter in GTA in Roblox
Yo, you down to Muda wants to play bro. I texted Muda. He texted me earlier, bro
Yo Muda goes live at like 12 a.m. Bro. This guy's a maniac
Bro, I'm down a coach in the model. It's kind of like you down to play bro. You want to do it now?
Yo, this guy's text me at 11 a.m. Bro. What do you bro? What do you wake up with the fucking roosters?
I'm fucking I'm I'm slumped bro Muda
I was getting elbow down by a lady boy, bro. I'm not even trolling. I had a massage at 2 p.m. Central time, bro
This lady boy was I was like, oh my gosh
What?
Yeah, I'm like I'm like sore. It was like a deep massage, but I was sitting in the chair like this
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, oh
My god, okay, no, no, no
Alright chat, one more game and we get off? Yes or no? Yay, nay or gay? Chat, yay, nay or gay?
One more and we get off? Yay, nay or gay? Or do we go till we lose? I don't think we'll ever lose though.
Chat, I'm gonna go take a piss, I'll be right back. Okay? Let me see, what is this?
I'm gonna get back to this.
Am I the next Jinxie?
Hey! Where's the other guy?
You caught like an iPad kid?
Okay, so we're gonna pretend I didn't see that and I'm gonna go to the best shot
Give me one sec.
Shout out to the team bands, up to my team.
I'm gonna see you guys.
you
you
you
you
you
What is black? We have a full shield now. I thought he only has a shield, a weapon,
shield
Where's your kid
of
the
death
of the
that's actually so scary Jack will strong me he's have a nice nice
hold that
oh my god
Walking up now.
No, go on his head holes.
He's on stairs.
On the door.
On the door from stairs.
Yes, yes, right there.
15 seconds left. Oh my god. He's inside. Hold right, hold right, hold right, where Jackal
was. 5 seconds remaining. Planting, planting, planting! Good job. Oh my god.
good trigger control
well if you let him plant it
and then kill them and then defuse it so you get more points
that would be crazy
yo how do i live?
damos was annoying
dang it bro
I don't know like Azami, Fenir, honestly Fenir is looking kind of fire though.
Char, any of these three cages get it all or no?
Oh, what did I just do? Who's Ella? What the fuck is Ella? Oh God.
Is Ella good?
Am I cooked?
She's good? Thank God.
Get ready for recoil.
She puts down dildos?
secure the bombs
come shoot fast as fuck
what does this do?
I have a red dot on my pistol.
The
Yo, I was...
One's the safe, one's the safe.
I don't know who my name is, I don't know.
Bro!
It was behind the fucking wall!
Fucking man!
Put sunglasses on your ends for a ride, why?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Know what?
Like, fuck! It was on my dick!
Like, oh my god, what was I supposed to do?
Jack, can you cook grenades in this game or no?
Can you cook grenades in your hand and then throw them or no?
Good aim.
Muda, this clip is frying me.
What is this?
Well, that just happened four seconds ago.
friendly last operator standing
1v3 situation here from Tough Nuts, playing Doc.
This guy looks like a controller player.
Good aim. 1v1 situation.
1v1 situation, Tough Nuts here.
Angling out, Skeptical Trilation mine.
The enemy is in my finier.
You know he's stuck there.
Good aim!
Hey. Hey, that's good aim.
That's good aim.
That's green yo this guy donated one bit and then put three zeroes right after it to make
it look like he donated a banner defender chat what's a good defender on this on this
probably lesion bro lesion is gonna piss me off no
why do i feel like solid snake is actually a good ass agent
I feel like it's actually going to be a good ass agent, I feel like it's going to be a
good ass agent.
What's Jinxie doing?
I'm good right now.
Oh my god, Jinxie's actually a hand, bro.
I have diffuser, can I?
How old- wait, why do I feel like he's mastered this character, bro?
Yeah, that's nice.
Okay.
It's done.
I'm holding this run and I- yeah.
I'm getting like, literally fucked.
I'm lagging.
I'm lagging.
I'm lagging.
I'm holding this run and I am getting like literally I'm lagging
That's good aim, so how does he know that he knocked one before he knocked them?
Bull 35,000 hours you guys know what I can do with 35,000 hours I can have sex, have
kids, die, get res, come back to life, have sex again, have another group of kids,
back and Jinxie would still be playing bro I don't even know how to do it bro
XQC clip I know a little bit what is this Jinxie MVP new bundle but he has
Yeah, that's Zon.
Okay, that's lucky aura.
Yeah, that's aura.
Wait, does that fire break my drone's chanel?
Uh, Twitch, can you get these nades over here?
Yeah, where are they?
oh my one pain one pain
there's one more
there's another one more
thank you
you've located a bomb
I think he's gonna die!
Activate shuttle!
AHHHHH!
Oh my god, how'd I die?
bro he's so low he's so fucking low it's your last one more left one more
left one more left Ash Ash left left left he's so low he's very low he's very
low he's very low he's very low
oh my god you slow fucker holy shit where's the phoenix alts
I think I'm gonna download Rainbow six seas again just cuz of you I mean it's game
that's not bad bruh I swear to God it's actually not bad I just bro I know when I run into
a hacker I'm gonna fucking tweak out chat how big is the stream sniping in this game
bro like is it worse than if you snipe in Val because low-key because I think Val gets
so fucking mad bro use the dmr on twitch this
stay on the f2 don't listen to that cuck oh shit
DMR is what the pros use?
I
So this game of books it's about this fucking
Ten seconds to go.
Five seconds to insertion.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
You're located a bomb.
Oh
Come on, bro, are you tripping out really?
Yo, that recoil is so hard!
What is that gun, bro?
What the fuck?
The user is no longer in your possession.
We have been a lot more.
Holy shit, that gun is hard, bro.
Don't use Twitch as a beginner.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie.
That's uh, Jesus.
That's
That is odd chah wow
Probably been like what the fuck is his name bro Goyo bro band Goyo, we're getting fucked by Goyo
No, like that kid
Okay, I can't pick Goyo bro. I can't be that kid. I'm a little buck just buck good
What about Ram
Ram is so bad, don't do it.
use demo or a buck? Josh, I use demo or a buck?
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Use RAM if they go bottom floor.
Your drone has found a bomb.
Stop!
So Chad, do I go on top of site and then place my shit and then let it just go fucking crazy?
Wait, there's boosts?
There's no way someone's gonna be upstairs, right chat?
Like, what are the chances someone's in here?
Oh shit bro how many fucking you tell?
Jixi wants to go to double date?
I'm down, bro. I'm down.
Tell JX about the one-shot this fucking pussy!
Let me get him! Let me get him!
Let me kill him! Let me kill him! Let me kill him!
I'm four eliminated we're lying jinxie isn't you're lying we're trolling jinxie
he didn't ask for shit.
What?
Go on a double date with Muda.
Not a bad shout.
Yo, vote on that poll, vote on that poll.
Oh my God.
What happened?
What was the poll?
Oh my God.
What was the poll?
What happened?
What was the poll?
Yo, what's good bro?
I'm so hungry, bro. Yo, bro, I'm not gonna lie though chat if I'm going on an e-date with Jinxie
Can I be honest? I emptied my entire arsenal for this e-date. I have no girls to message or call
Jio with the Prime I love you so much. God bless you. So what the fuck where do I get my girls from?
Let's see. No, we're not doing any girls that we've done so far. We've not we're not doing girls that we've done so far
All right, let's see here. Let me open up discord. Let me go through my girls. Let me see what I got
Let me see what I got. Let me see what I got. Let me see what I got. Let me get some girls. Let me see who I got
Let me see what I got bro. You messaged every girl on fucking e-pal dumbass
Let me see what type of girls I have, bro. Let me see what type of girls I have.
Let's see. Let me go through my chat, let me go through my Twitter, let me go to my request.
Let me see what I can get here. Muda, let me set up Jinxie with a Latina, please.
Jinxies calling
Yeah
Yo, who da Jinxie I haven't beat my shit in the days, bro. I I need this I need this
That's part about this fucking game
100 it's what I'm saying, bro. Well, I'm not beating your shit
But you know what I'm saying. No, I know what you're saying, bro
Oh, I'm like, bro, let's let's find some let's fight love dude. I'm down bro. Go in a
Hey, so do you want to go on an e-pal though?
Dude the thing is we can
Below key I feel like those girls never turn their camera on like I have to like get us specifically girls
But it's whatever you want. I emptied my arsenal bro for us
So I don't have any girls in the lineup right now. I'm gonna be honest
Let me see let me go through my phone. Let me see if I can get us
Do you want to be arsenal arsenal? Yeah, bro like a roster. I emptied them out
I have no girls right now. You have an e-kid in roster, bro
a little bit yeah but not anymore they're gone bro to the art of the mood
up bro that's what I'm trying to be kidding sorry um from the thing is bro
like here's the reality of the situation bro like bro I think e-pal is
literally built to find love bro like I think we could easily bro I think we
could easily find a date on e-pal like what if I look and you look I mean if
If you want to use EPAL, you can use EPAL.
I'm gonna use EPAL.
The thing is, bro, I'm not gonna be on, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not proud of saying this, bro, but I've
I've went through every girl on EPAL.
Um, when you say every girl on EPAL, you mean like,
you mean like you've never,
Like there's not a single no no no no there's definitely a girl there's definitely a girl like the ones with like rated stars though that are good and that are very attractive. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
Well bro it's I mean it's it's not like you like married them bro you went on an e-pow bro. True true true who's to say you can't just rekindle your love bro. Wait wait I like that I like that. Okay let me see let me see what we have here.
Oh, let me see.
Are there any e-pals on CS or is it just like a big like Russian man?
Uh, I'm not gonna lie, it's probably a 36 year old Russian man with a voice changer getting ready to scan.
Shiaisa.
Yeah, I'm gonna be on this, bro.
I'm gonna be on this.
Shiaisa.
And I feel like we shouldn't use any other girls that we've already been on a date with.
I feel like we need new girls.
I'll tell you I'll tell you.
Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, 100% bro. 100%, 100%.
Bro, fresh day bro. Clean day, bro.
Yes, I mean that I haven't found like a like a eat like a e-kid in that like I really have great Ken with you
I feel that bro. I haven't found that bro. What about you, bro? You haven't found that either? No, dude
I mean what it's it's bad, bro because once you go looking you just have a life and you never find oh
St. Sakura wait, I might actually have a day. Wait, you're on the left right?
No, like I might have a date myself hold up. Let me see. She are
what if she are no no no no like I like I'm like a let me see
she had a she on though St. Sakura is she on who's St. Sakura just look her up
look her up I say she are soccer
let me see I'm sure she would love to play Val let me see your show this is
her this is her what the fuck I met her the other day I have my color
Did you put your hey hi guys? How's it going, bro?
Appreciate you, bro. Hey, man, just let me know bro. Hey, bro. Let me know, bro
Jesus
Jixi I'm not gonna lie. This girl has fat titties, bro
Respectfully
Hello?
Oh my god, yo, we gotta get you in a date, bro.
Oh my god.
Are you bricked?
Are you bricked?
Are you bricked?
No, no, no, but...
Bro, she's literally like VR.
She said she could throw me in a VR date.
Is that possible, bro?
VR date?
What does that even mean?
Like, bro, are you gonna like...
Brother, no, like, like, bro, like, I'll be like a, I'll be like a AI character.
Like I'll be a cartoon guy
No, that ass that ass like real date real date real date
Like how are you gonna?
Understand like I mean
No, I'm screen sharing. Oh
Oh your screen sharing. Okay. Yeah, all right. No, you're not. Okay. Yeah, you're
Okay, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go right off the bat
I'm gonna tell you who I've talked to who I haven't talked to
Look at cookie bro. What about cookies cookie on the left? You haven't talked to cook. I haven't I haven't talked to cook yet
Bro bro start off with the boy like yo, okay, okay, bro. Don't go to the album. What's happening?
Okay, okay, okay, what is it?
All right, calm calm calm calm
I'm loving my favorite game and my pick is Simon 2.
I would love to play Umbredance with Plump
or even a custom one you want and we can see you.
Bro, I'm gonna keep it at a buck.
That might be your ball.
No, no, no.
This might be your ball.
Fast?
Bro, I can't, like my ball is that VR girl, bro.
I'm sorry.
Wait, are you actually like-
No, no!
Bro, I don't know, I don't know.
All right, all right.
What about, wait, what are you filtering by?
I'm filtering um female English
Okay, let's see here, you know, I want if we're gonna go for anime girls
But we can go for any girl brother. I need like you know, I need like more like
Yeah, have you ever went on a date with an anime girl? No, I've never why'd you smile? I wait. What was that?
I swear on my life. No, I just get a message. No wait, which one?
No, no, no probably like one of my e-piles in the past. I've been online
There's a lot of, there's a lot of anime characters.
What's happening?
Bro, yeah, like, hey bro, I'm not judging, bro.
Look, look, I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.
If you go on a date with an anime character, bro.
Hey, not judging you at all.
Has you ever run on a date with an anime bro?
No.
You see, did you do that like in the camera?
I
Janky all bro. I'd never been in a date with an anime girl. Oh my god
Bro, what?
I think that happens on C's wrong. He's just dude
Well, bro, this is this thing just we gotta understand bro. You don't understand you're unappreciated, bro
You're fucking ungrateful that shit, bro
What you mean listen, bro, if you play seeds, it's just angry men, bro
If you play CS it's just angry men. Oh, you're on Valorant, bro
You literally could find your wife in this game, bro
Stop going down
How horny are you guys?
Listen bro, let's see
Listen, though. You're not grateful bro. You're a ungrateful little shit, buddy
Listen, bro. Valorant is the home of the kittens, bro
There is so many beautiful women that play this game be more appreciative
You know, I'm sorry boys for the pleasure. You know what? Maybe I am spoiled bro. Maybe I am spoiled. Let's see
Ari bottom left
Maybe go volume mixer 400% I can't hear shit
All right ready. Yeah, go
Hi, it's Ari don't my stats for you. I sure I'm good
Gigi go next yeah I don't like those cums Gigi go next bro I'm not even gonna hold you bro like
the voice is pretty important bro it is it's everything bro it's everything to me yeah I feel
like a voice could just like make somebody more attractive the other day hi I'm Amy let's play
some ballad and together we can chill have a Spanish Spanish Latina Spanish look at the top left
Latina wait, where do you see that top left, bro? Oh
I see a tentative shit. Yeah, we have to be a tentative shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see wait
Have you ever dated a Latina? No, I wish bro. I have it. I have never dated Latina. Well, I'm not alive, bro
JC. I'm more into like snow buddies, but you know what? I don't all I've had was snow buddies
I haven't really had anyone else. I wish I mean, you know, if there's anyone in the child
I've never I've never dated a Latina
Why'd you what?
No, I've never dated Latina, but like I'm fucking down. Yeah, me too. Wait, I'm down
Have you ever talked to like Asians? I want to get into Asians. Have I ever date like I've ever dated a yeah
Asians
No, but like bro. Oh my god. I know bro. I know I know I know so bad
Beautiful bro, bro. I'm gonna be honest, you know a zombie from R6. Yeah
I think I was just playing her. Is it to go to the DMR that can let a zombie are six
images brother go to the elite
Click brother I've jerked off to the skin like probably nine times go to Habana
Go to Habana are six Habana are six
I've gone to this like nine times. Why are you doing the soundboard bro? I mean
I'll tell you what I'm going to wait I don't know if I want to chill shit. I
I thought you're gonna pull up like brassers. I mean bro you should you should I'm not gonna lie
Yes, yes, yes my first time on Valorant
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, bro my first time ever on Valorant
I wanted to end stream and literally just jerk off the jet. I'm not trolling. Yeah. Yeah, that's what jet is bad as fuck
Yeah, bro jet vibe. Yeah, I be see if you see Viper
Wait what?
I'm holding I have a date right now one second wait with who St. Sakura she's on
Boo you date right now apex eday VR wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
what do you mean I don't have apex yet I don't you want to play battle it you
want to play battle I don't have apex I don't have apex so you're gonna get
into like a, like a, like, are you gonna go to VR?
Have you ever jerked off to VR porn?
Have you ever tried VR porn before?
No, bro, hey bro, hey, hey.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'll download Valorant, that shit.
Um, yeah, same soccer, bro, you just let me know.
You build it up there.
How are you getting these girls?
Where am I, where's my-
Um, look, bro, I think I already have my date, bro.
I'm gonna keep it up, oh my God.
I'm gonna keep it at a buck, bro.
Oh my god.
Well I can't find one.
One sec.
Wait, no, ah!
What happened, what happened, what happened?
Chad, should I date?
What happened?
What happened?
Bro, it's a VR girl, Brown.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Bro, you wanna see her here?
Let me screen her, let me screen her, Mark.
Can you do here, can you do here, come here?
Holy shit.
One sec, one sec.
AHHHHHH!
Wait...
Listen...
Can you hear? Can you hear?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Alright, just calm, just calm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is my date, bro.
Haha!
Hi everybody, Jinxie calling mommy.
Oh...
He's such a good boy.
Hi Jinxie.
Even such a good boy for mommy.
I can't do this.
NO! STOP! NO!
I would... I would...
NO! NO! NO!
I would fold I would fold I would fold I would fold jakes. I'm not allowed to fold, but I don't know man
You know, I feel like no I can't do this. No
no
Bro a VR date, bro. Like I gotta get my shit together, bro
Look, no, I got to get my shit together
listen, bro
Chad what do you mean cinema bro, what do you mean cinema? No, no
No, no, all right, bro, keep looking, bro.
Keep looking, let's keep looking, let's keep looking, let's keep looking, let's keep looking.
Let me see here.
Bro, a VR date, so wait, I could be a VR character?
One second.
I'm not doing a, I'm not doing a, no, I'm not, no, no, give me out of here.
Rah!
I'll get in I'll get in VR for you. Oh my god. Okay. Sakura. Maybe not today. Maybe not today. Maybe not today
Maybe not today. No, no, no. Oh my god. Why did you call me? Jerry Jesus Christ?
So all right. All right. Oh
No, not today. I don't know. No, come on. Come on. Go deep. Ah, oh focus mood of focus wait, what?
Are you screaming?
What happened? What is this?
What do you mean? What happened? Are you looking at my screen share?
No, I can't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what is this? This user has blocked you.
What is this? How do you get blocked on E-pad?
I've never even heard this as a thing.
Yeah, bro, this is what happens when you're a serial gooner.
Bro, melody's on. Bro, melody's on.
melody is on melody is on you and melody we're hitting it off that one day
Type shit. Yeah, melody's on melody's on
The thing is Jinx people. I'm gonna be the thing is the last time I played with melody. I hit an ace so I gotta
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, bro. Do you think e-girls are buff you and Valorant? Yes. Yes every time every time I hear a girl
I'm dropping aces every time
100% bro because listen, this is what I always say to people bro if you want to play gaming at the highest level
If you want to play gaming at the highest level brothers actually said so what a play gaming at the highest level bro
You have to have an erection. I think I genuinely think if you have an erection you play gaming at the highest level
Well, I mean if you wanted to speak about scientifically in the scientific
There's a lot of, like, how big is your cock?
Because if your cock is big, then there's more blood going from your brain to your cock,
because your reaction time is going to be delayed.
Bingo.
Bro, and basically what I'm saying is, like, I think when you're erection, like, when
you're erection, you have blood that goes to your penis, which means blood goes away
from your brain.
So you don't think as much, you don't overthink, so you play more confident because
you just happened to have an event. Oh hello I'm Venus I'm violent player I've been playing
this game for the last few years and I picked Immortal 2 not far ago and if you wanna play
just hit me. Immortal? Yo how hard is Immortal to get Muda? How hard? Immortal is actually
not that hard. Jixi I swear to god if you played Valorant for two months I feel you
get Immortal. Wait so what are all the ranks Immortal, Ascendant and then Radiant?
No, no, no, no, I send it a mortal radio.
Voss, two months, dead ass.
Yeah, two months, yeah.
Well, you already hit an ace.
But like.
I've hit two aces.
I've hit two aces.
I mean, the only thing that's going to fuck you is actually
probably everything, to be honest,
because you don't know how to aim in that game because it's
your first CS gold style.
Chill, chill.
And the path.
Bro, it's not aim.
Let me explain.
OK.
Bro, what it is is I play Valorant, right?
There's a bird flying at me spitting fire. There's a dog barging through walls biting my leg
There's a fucking purple eye that black. I don't know what's happening
When I play enough and I learn all the abilities brother. I'm gonna be radiant
I see I understand that yet. No, I mean okay first of all my ass bro. That's gonna take you at least like fuck
blah blah blah blah blah like
just understanding the agents is gonna be annoying bro that's the most annoying
part yo should you want me to hit up my my mod to see if you can find us some
baddies with face cam
like yeah you're vibing bro like you gotta understand bro okay go bro when
the cameras are on bro it gets way more intense and nerve-wracking dude yeah
so what do you want do you want to just do you want to just e-pal up and
and go into a Valorant game,
or do you want the full experience?
I got a literal e-date into the Valorant game.
It's whatever you want.
What do you want?
Because I can find an e-pow girls to play with right now.
But if you want face cam,
all right, my chat is just saying Sakura.
Look, bro, I have idea.
I have a great idea.
Okay, go.
What's that? Hello, Combs.
You date, listen, okay, you date Sakura. I date Melanie
Bro, Sakura is bad, bro. Literally you date Sakura. I date Melanie
Let me see this Sakura girl, let me see this girl one sec, bro look bro. It's I know I should put type socks, bro
I can't like chat
bro
What is her thing?
Sakura.
This should say it.
Bro, it's not...
It's not cuck.
Bro, I've never even met Sakura.
It's not like we've even dated.
I've never even met Sakura, bro.
She might like mood up more than me, bro.
Like I'm being a W-man.
It's not cuck, bro.
Well, let me get this straight, bro.
That one girl who was her name, Sarah.
Yeah, she fucking loved you more than me, bro.
Shame must to be honest. I actually still think about that to this day. So wait, wait, wait, what do you mean?
What what girl what girl what are you talking about that one girl? What's uh, Sarah? Oh
She liked me more than you I think so bro. I'm not gonna lie
She never showed me that attention. I'm gonna keep it a buck with you bro
Which I've kind of looked she's the boat, but you know what it's all good
So Jack should we like okay? You know what the chapter to say they want cams, bro
It's just so intense, bro. Okay. Yeah, so what wait? Why is my sense? Okay?
Yeah, it's whatever you want, bro.
If you want cams, we can do cams.
If you don't want cams, we can go straight into an EPAL
and play with two girls.
It'll be a lot more chill.
It'll be a lot more calm, mellow.
If you want to get some face cam girls,
that's gonna be a little crazy.
Look.
All right, look, bro.
Sakura definitely has titties.
I'll tell you that for sure.
Like, I can't even look at, I can't, yeah, go.
Here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing, right?
Let me say this, okay?
So, am I just saying, Sakura, all right, fine.
I'll go on a date, fine.
Fine, bro, I will date, yes, fine.
Yes, yes, I'll date.
I'll do it.
Now, you gotta find your date, bro.
Find your date.
So you're doing Sakura?
I'm the whole chat just saying to go on a date.
Okay, but so Sakura's not doing face cam, right?
Wait, so am I gonna be VR?
Like, how does this work, bro?
Sakura, could you make me virtual and then I stream in my...
Like what do you mean?
Like what does this mean?
Am I gonna be VR?
What does this mean?
Have you ever talked to me?
So I'm gonna be like VR.
I'm gonna see what I can do here.
Now you're fine to date, bro.
I need to date now.
Let me see what I could do here.
What does this mean?
No, you're just playing BattleRent.
So you can be desktop, Albee and VR and can wiggle.
Yo, ay, ay.
Yo, Sakura, listen, I need you to like, pump the brakes from like 10 to like 7.
Alright?
You gotta chill.
Wiggle?
I'm locking in I'm trying to go pro in this shit wiggle like what does that even mean look
All right, bro. Fine. Fuck it. Hi guys make a group chat more not yet mood to find your date bro
Can you find your yeah? I can find my day I can find it fine channel. Go on a fucking date
So should I get it? So should I get a?
What do I do? Should I get a yes? Yes? Yes? We both date virtual girls. Okay?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bro, this could be great, bro, you never know.
It could be great, but one thing for sure,
Sucur is a freak, so I need a freak, too.
So how do I get a freak?
What's that, give me one sec.
Look.
Let me listen to these comps.
Let me listen to these comps.
This is actually insane.
Let me listen to these comps, what's that?
Yo, yo, listen, listen.
You're a new strategy, maybe spring and prane.
Does that screenshot say Brahms, bro?
Oh, Jeff, you can do this.
Did she screenshot Brahms?
Wait, what am I listening to?
Did you have comms on, did you hear this?
Yes, bro, I'm gonna be honest, like, can I keep it a buck with you?
Yeah.
How old is he, 20?
Yeah, no, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Whoa, next, Gigi.
Yeah, true.
Bro, if they don't have an age, bro, go next.
Yeah, yeah, true, true, true, true, true.
Because I'm pretty sure you have to verify on this, right?
You do, you do, you do, you do, but still.
So, make sure, yeah, make sure.
Wait a minute, how old are you, like, 30?
What the fuck?
I'm 21!
Okay, okay.
Okay, so get a girl's like 20, bro.
Get a girl's like 20, 20, dude.
What the fuck?
Bro, so are you looking for like a kitten
or like what are you looking for?
Dude, I'm gonna match your vibe,
but I just didn't go.
Yo, can you ask her if she has any friends?
Oh yeah, Sakura, oh my God.
Sakura, do you have like a friend that is also,
how do I say this?
Mommy, mommy, like mommy with mommy titties.
I
Do you have a friend with milk ease that mood that can date yes, please ask that's virtual yes
That's also I have a few
Like I get it. Yes. I need her. I need her. I need her. Hi guys make a make a group chat
Yeah, make a group chat. Please. You know, I've never you know, Jixie Jixie. I gotta get a beer for this, bro
Yo, look look jizzy. I've never if you
If you told me when I woke up today, I'm gonna be on a date with a virtual girl, bro, like I
Would have been smiling hi oh
My odd jizzy. I've never talked to a oh my god. They can came up right? Yeah, they can come up. They can be
Yes, yes, yes, yes, this is gonna be really weird though. I don't even run. Okay
Okay, I've actually never did this, bro.
Chat, y'all can say cap.
I find one part of this.
I have never did this, bro.
Jigsie, I've never done this either!
Oh, bro, did I get nervous?
It's a hard time.
Yeah, yeah, bro, but boys, look, bro.
They all have like these gigantic knockers, dude.
I don't know what's happening.
It's like I'm watching like, Erwe.
Get the lotion in tissues ready.
Alright!
You ever need a beer for this, bro?
Oh god.
So wait, how about I get to make a group chat and then she's going to add her friend.
Okay, let me get that beer, bro.
This is for you.
I'm sorry.
Let me get a beer, please.
Jesus Christ, what is happening?
Wait.
Wait.
Chat, what if it's a guy behind the fucking thing, bro?
Saint Sakura is actually an Indian man from New Delhi
Okay, there's what the fuck bro. Oh hell no yo, uh, oh my god
All right
Hey, Sakura if you're listening to me listen, uh, I hope your friend is just as bad as you are
I'm not alive. Also, please make sure she has mommy titties
Alright, and she also and I know I don't want to like put myself in the spot
But you know, you know, I need a girl to match my freak, you know what I'm saying
What is this clip we're sending you about?
Kanye West, what is this bully on the way? I mean, it's bully good. I don't know
Yeah anyway
Yeah, I need a girl with mommy titties so I'm gonna put a buck with you
Ch I've never like check the last time I goon to like anything like this is like literally been years, bro
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, bro.
Can you guys stop saying cap?
It's not cap.
All right, bro, dude, you ready?
Yeah, yeah, he made this, wait.
Bro, dude, the mood up.
Yeah.
Are you ready to meet these girls, bro?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, boy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
I need I need like something I need to get something to snack on like like like an emote to spam
When I had listen to talk, right? Give me give me one second. Give me one second. Where's this good?
Am I in it?
Wait, okay, so we so we are we joining and you're gonna talk to Sakura or are we gonna do what's gonna happen?
Okay, cuz my brother is not in there yet
Wait, have I even the group chat? No, no, it's just us
Us, three, and her.
My girl is a failure.
In the group chat, Jesus.
Oh my God, she's hot.
She's hot, hi.
Yeah, this is, why are we doing this?
Wait, are you only going to be menu?
You're only going to be menu?
Chill.
Hey, chill.
Actually, yeah.
Let me get a beer and then we double join.
All right, all right.
But do we wait till my,
I don't want to be a third man, jigsie.
Yeah, all right, wait, wait, wait.
Let me get a beer.
Let me get a beer.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Relax, Muda!
Okay, okay.
W. Pinocchio.
What is this?
Would I react to this real quick?
What is this?
What am I reacting to?
I don't get it.
hey hey Sakura do hey Sakura do you have give me a second to get Muda's date
heart emoji
shadow my god bro oh my god what is this I mean take my pants off take my
underwear off and put a fat fucking right ass into like come give me a second to
get mood a snake she said yeah are we are we what are we going into this
casually jing see or be really throwing something on you can throw out a
tuxedo bro I'm in my she-busts you know I'm chill you can throw out a tuxedo I'm
in my she-busts you know no no that if you're gonna go in casual then I'm gonna
stay casual too bro it's cash it's casual this girl like this girl it's
crazy bro I need to calm her down as much as possible if I show up in a
I talk to you though with a rose and a bottle of wine in my hand.
I'm gonna end up like, this is gonna end up like
as a fucking nightmare, bro.
So look, I gotta bring her from like a 10 to a seven, bro.
My date is like freaky as hell.
So I need you to calm it down with me a little bit, bro.
That's your horny, if you're horny, go for it, bro.
No, no, no, I'm gonna match your energy.
Like if we're gonna fuck, we're gonna fuck.
If we're not fucking, then we're not gonna fuck.
I'm gonna be on your energy.
I'll be back, I'll get some chocolate, I'll be back.
I like that, what is this?
Yo, chat, I see this going one of one ways, bro.
This is going to be the freakyest discord
call that I've ever joined.
I mean, what the hell?
He's gonna steal her.
Jesus Christ.
I'm about to just say it, right?
What what do I like?
Chad if y'all ever have this Kona wave, I didn't know what this is bro
What's happening bro hi best you do pre-game me hi best can I call you when he's pre-game me a little bit pre-game me please
All the athletes in that water
Hi guys, I'm nervous bro. I don't know. I don't know what to do
Bro, she said she's gonna wiggle like I like bro, and this might have been
Hi guys, I might have been off more than I could chew here, dude
I don't know I don't know
Could you wingman me maybe unmute your mic in the call like every once every ten minutes and just
High-five be in the call bro in like deaf in in like pop in if you want and just be like oh
Jinxie like
Like wingman you know what I'm saying, but don't be like freaky bro cuz she's pretty freaky like
You're right. You're right. You're right
What is CLM? CLM?
It's Lemon. It's Lemon. It's E-Rub. You know another E-Rub? Uh, basically, Cucklives Matter.
Cucklives? Oh my God. Chaisa, Chaisa. What is this? Oh!
Anyways, listen, um...
Yeah bro, I think you need help, like help, help, help, help!
Hi guys, my date is a freak, help, help, I'm not a freak, like-
Listen, listen, I can give you layups, I'm not giving you freaky layups.
I understand, but be like, oh Jinxie, like, thanks for letting me borrow the Porsche.
Like, just shit like that, bro.
Oh, uh, yeah, but like, I, like, I'm gonna have a panic attack, bro.
Have you read her message yet?
I have, bro. Listen, do you know what's up?
No, no.
Hey, Chad, I'm not getting freaky. Stop.
I'm not getting freaky, bro. Shut that shit up.
Yo, my girl's name is Charty.
Yeah, bro.
Wait. Listen to me. Listen.
Wait, listen. Hi, guys. Listen.
I think you do part two in VR chat.
Can you go inside your VR?
First-ever VR date in Twitch history, bro.
You want me to go in a VR date, bro?
I don't know.
Let's see how tonight goes.
You see how tonight goes?
And then maybe we can set up a VR date.
You guys would be in a restaurant.
And my digital footprint is like, hey, bro.
If I do that, have eyes, there is no turning back,
bro.
Like I said, I'm never gonna get a real date ever if I do that.
Well, it's a good idea. I'm saying deal.
Yeah, it's a great idea for them.
They're not the one doing it.
All right, you know what, Mooda,
let's just join this call, all right?
Join the call, bro. How do you know?
I'm gonna join, yeah?
Yeah, hi, guys. You can step in, step in, step in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, Mooda, I'm sorry.
JX! JX! JX! JX!
Oh my God!
Have you seen my girl?
No?
Oh, you look like my special?
Wait, wait.
Let me check.
Let me see.
I don't even know about it.
I don't even know about you.
Yeah!
Oh my God, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh my God, is that real?
I can't, I can't.
Oh my God.
What is this?
She can't turn her camera on.
She cannot turn her camera on.
No.
No, no, no.
It's actually a bed.
Is that bed?
Well, she cannot, I don't even know.
I don't wanna know.
She is not, what is that?
No, no, all right, all right, all right.
Jonah call, Jonah call.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, looks good, Jake.
Looks good, Jake.
How's it going to do in here, Thomas, tonight?
What's going on?
What's going on, ladies?
How are you?
Good, how are you?
Hello, hello.
Doing not too bad myself.
I'm doing amazing.
This is my best friend, Jixie.
It's actually, I call a brother of mine.
23 is pretty good for the year,
but we don't really talk about that much.
Yeah, I love that.
So, Sakura, how is your weather today?
It's really nice.
It's like a perfect 80 degrees.
And here I was just at the gym.
Hi, buzz.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god he deafened. So Sakura, what's up? How are you?
I'm good, how are you? It's good to talk to you.
It's good to talk to you too. What did you eat today?
Today I had a potato shake.
Oh hi, welcome back.
I'll be turning our cameras on.
Yeah, if you guys want to, we can stream.
We're in VR already.
We can stream to you right now if you want.
Mura?
Yeah, go for it, girl.
So can I, Chuddy, is your mic on, Chuddy?
No, she's muted.
She's a little bit shy.
All good.
so uh jixie uh jixie uh so uh so jixie uh um so jixie can i can y'all ladies can i ladies
can y'all just give give us one moment please just one moment please give me one moment jixie
Oh my god, oh my god, get me out of here, I gotta go.
What's up, what's up, let me just calm myself down real quick.
Yo, okay, first of all, your girl sounds bad, but who the fuck is Chuddy?
And why do they not have their microphone on?
Cuz I'm gonna be honest bro. There's an 8% chance it's a 35 year old man
If the mic has that move with 8% chance now 92% chance. It's probably a girl but 8%
So it's it's a sausage
Four cocks in the call. Is there three cocks in the call? What's going on like?
So what am I supposed to do here? Do I have to like wing man you my cuck again? I
I don't know, I don't know what to do bro. This is a disaster. Yo bro, uh, I'm not being
a baby, Chad. I'm not being a fucking baby. Guys, guys, their cameras have like infinite
recoil, and they're in bikinis.
Wait, I didn't see how bad- wait, did you activate her stream?
I went into the stream for one second, and literally closed out of it.
Okay, give me one sec, give me one sec. It can't be that bad. Let me join it
And I'll join right back. Give me one sec. I can't be that bad.
GOD DAMN!
What's that? Sorry.
HOLY SHIT!
Jinxie. Jesus. Okay.
I think one of those titties might have slapped me when I joined the call. I'm not gonna lie.
Jinxie. Um...
I don't know, bro.
What? Okay, maybe we can do it.
Okay, let's join back.
see the vibes maybe i can butter my girl up and she can turn her her her uh her microphone on
back all right let's go right
we're back um what's going on um sakura is there any way you could like put it on like a rope or
something uh or like a dress i don't know you're aim like a bikini right now i don't know
I
Put on some more clothes
Chuddy
Chuddy chuddy chuddy hi, what's going on? Chuddy? How are you? Yep? Yep? What's going on? How are you Chuddy?
Oh wow Chuddy Wow Wow Wow Chuddy
Chuddy I think, alright Chuddy is here
Chuddy Chuddy I don't know
Yo yo yo
Is there a way, hey hey hey
Is there a way where there isn't like
Isn't that gigantic real girls in my face for a second?
Chaudy, Chaudy, Chaudy.
Is there any way?
Chaudy, Chaudy, can you maybe, can we
get a little outfit change for a second?
Chaudy, can you please?
Yes, yes, yes, please, yes, yes.
Chaudy, you look beautiful.
You look stunning.
You look stunning.
There we go.
There we go.
OK, like what soccer is, Murray?
Yeah.
Yeah, soccer, but you look great.
You don't soccer like that.
Something like that, please.
Something like that, please.
Soccer, you look amazing.
All right, so soccer.
First off, how do we even do this?
How does this work?
Nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you.
So you just need to download a VR chat, and you log in that
and you can add us on the VR chat.
Grab me.
So, Mura.
Wait, how long does it take to download?
How long does it take to download?
It should be pretty small.
It shouldn't be too big.
Wait, so every time you move, it like, like, oh my god.
Are you wearing a tail?
Yeah, what do you think?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh that shit!
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
My career, my career is on the line here.
Stop it, stop it, please.
Stop, stop, please.
Please, please, please, please.
Stop, stop, please.
Chill out.
Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out.
Oh my god.
Are those balloons?
Balloons
Oh, I don't underwrite or okay. All right. All right guys first off. Chati. Do you have a mic by the way, Chati?
No, she doesn't have a mic. No, Mike. Oh
Sakura, do you have like any other friend? I think it's gonna be hard to like yeah
It might be hard Chati because you can't really talk to your like date. You know what I mean? I
Don't think so. She's she's been on a couple of days before
All right.
Shysa.
What do you guys do if you can't?
Oh my God, oh my God.
All right.
She's tight, she's tight.
No!
She's tight!
She's tight!
Stop!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Chill!
Chill!
Chill!
Chill!
Chill!
Guys, please!
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
OK, listen, listen, listen.
Jixie, sorry to touch you off.
Guys, relax!
Sorry to touch you off, sorry to touch you off.
Sakura, I think I need, I think for me, I think I need someone.
I mean, Chuddy is very beautiful.
You think it's Chuddy?
Chuddy, yes, you're very beautiful,
but he wants to have a connection.
Yeah, other than just like twerking.
You know what I'm saying?
Chuddy, like, oh my God, Luda, you made her sad.
Oh my God, Luda, you're such a terrible person.
I don't know what to do in this game, like I don't fucking know.
Sikkun, if you have anyone else please, like I don't want to be, you know, I don't want
to ruin the mood, but I think it's, you know, I think I need a, you know, like, think
of it from my perspective, you know, like, you know, you know, anyone could be, you
know, so, you know, I just, you know.
Chuddy, um, okay.
Chuddy, can you put on like another, like, like, pantshirt?
Chuddy, they're literally flying through there.
Chuddy, stop!
Chuddy, just stop moving. Just stop moving, Chuddy.
Please, just stand still. There you go. Thank you.
Sakura, Sakura, Sakura, can you please find me someone else?
Please, please? Thank you so much.
Chuddy, we're sorry.
Chuddy, I'm sorry.
It's okay, Chuddy. It's okay.
Okay, can you add me on Discord actually?
Just please.
Yo, what the hell?
What the hell?
Yeah, I'll just go on Discord, make sure to message.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Wow!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Alright, so wait, how do we join your world?
Me and Muda can be VR?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to add me on VRChat, and then you guys can join me.
How about I download VRChat?
Yeah, I'm done with VRN now too.
In the meanwhile, so correct me,
please find someone just as beautiful as you
and your friend, please.
And that has a microphone.
Yeah, give me a second, I'll do this.
So girls, you can move your camera up.
I don't know, oh my God.
So girls, you can move your camera up.
Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
Thank you.
There you go, there you go.
Jesus.
Give me just a second.
No worries, no worries, no worries.
You can take all the time you want.
Jesus Murphy, dude.
You can take all the, oh my God.
Oh, it's free, the outchat's free, uh oh.
Yeah, it's free. Let me see his arm.
Jesus Christ. So me and Muda will be able to be VR?
Yeah, you'll be in desktop, but you'll be in the world with me and you'll be able to see me like within the world.
And we can find even avatar and stuff if we need to.
So I'll still be able to have like my face cam on, but that will be VR.
Yes, yes, yes, which is do you actually have a VR VR? I don't have a VR
Okay, yeah, you'll be in desktop it'll be just like playing any other game
So it's the correct. Can you show us some of your outfits that you have a mood up shut a shut the fuck
Well, I was just thinking she had more outfits on that's all I have a lot of
outfits. Just give me a moment because I'm downloading VR just one
seven to ten. I'm downloading VR. Muda are you downloaded VR? Yes I'm downloading
VR right now. It's downloading now. So like and can my VR character look like me?
Like can it look like me? Yeah I need to look like me please. You you
probably you might already have a model in the avatar search world. You might
Yeah, so if I look up Jinx either might be a Jinx VR model already
What about me what about me
You might too, you're both right. Well, how about just it doesn't matter how much is given anything? Yeah
There we go right there, okay, sorry one second soccer. I'm just making my virtual character right now
Yeah, I'm texting all the girlies. I know take your time. Yeah
No, yeah, how was your how was your day? It was good. I went to the gym. I ate a nice breakfast and had some coffee
it was a
Do an arm day today you back and biceps on
Wednesdays
My favorite days is probably back in biceps as well. It's going on guys. Hey, hi boys
How's it going? You like that last time that was weird. Yeah internet came back on
Um, all right, I need to set you up with this VR chat though
Give me one second here
So how do I add you
So there should be an option to add friends and my username is St. Sakura
Why does it say Jinxie fed?
How does what is that?
I don't know.
Stop leaking, by the way.
Uh-uh.
Recently slurred user search. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, can you- can you put your name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I just...
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Hi, guys, do you want to make a VR character in Characters?
Yeah.
Oh.
Hi, guys, dude.
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool if you wanted to do that.
Chad!
How do I- hi, guys, how do I make a character, bro?
Do you know?
Bro, please get in here.
Like, what does my character-
So there's three results. Which one do I add? Yeah
Yeah, show me what the f*** that is pissing the wind. Yeah, that's me. Added it. Added it. Added it.
I just thought you were a friend of mine. Okay.
Don't worry at all.
Yep, that's him. Is there a way I can turn off notifications because now that you said that he's gonna get spammed?
Uh, maybe you could join the VR, join the VR world with us.
Yeah, there should be. There should be a way. There should be a streamer setting.
It's all good. I just got a, yeah, a streamer setting? Okay, where would that be located?
How do I see my avatars?
We got the settings. Hold on.
Field level?
Oh my god.
Turn that up. Comfort and safety. Let me see.
under the comfort and safety tab there's a streamer mode
Holy ball knowledge
There we go enable the neighbors. Yep
Okay, are you making your VR account? Oh, yeah, I'm like looking um
I'm just looking uh, yeah
I
Shot all I don't have an eye tracker and second of all how do I enable this we're not doing eye tracking?
Wait, I think I'm in your world. Uh soccer run, maybe maybe
Chat this one like this and then search
here. Oh, we just got an invite. See that little message? Go to new. Well, it's other
other. I just sent the invite. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Dr. We're joining
your VR world. Hi guys, you're going to join us right in the arm world. Oh, I don't know.
You don't mind that's slow. It's not working. I really can't download things. You know,
Yeah
guys guys before I
Have a
House before you go. How do I do like a character?
What the fuck did you just say what how do I how do I do a avatar?
I don't know. I don't know. Um, is there a way I can make that?
I
Don't get really mad. Yeah, what's your ass? Jixie? What's your avatar? I don't I think it's default wait soccer
I think I'm in your house. I think
Sorry for having to be your house, right? Can you see me?
I'm uh, I'm oh, I'm out by the other way where's the house on there you are. Oh soccer, brother. It's a nice pool you have here
Yeah, thank you. Oh come on in
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Jixie, Jixie, stop.
Let me do this with you.
Let me do this with you.
We're all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Stop, stop, Jixie, stop.
Stop, you don't go to the date before me, bro.
Stop.
I know, I know, yes.
Stop, relax, breathe, give it five.
We're gonna be here, we're gonna be here, bro.
Chill out.
Okay.
Chill, five, out, no.
All right, okay.
I got another date.
She's coming, she's getting in now.
Oh my God.
Oh, she has a mic?
Yeah, she has a mic.
She has a mic.
I think you try to try to find a mirror. That's how we that's how we
How do I see you guys you're gonna join?
We gotta find a mirror
How does he see what he looks like
Your house looks nice you have a nice house
Thank you. Thank you.
How long did it take to build this up?
Did it take a while?
So this one is a public world owned by someone.
Hello.
See if I can find you a mirror.
Shoot, I don't know what the mirrors are in this world.
Oh, come over here.
Wait a second.
I can hear you double, by the way.
Maybe mute and game chat, because I can hear you in Discord.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'll mute and game.
Mode and everything OK?
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just so excited.
even have a jacuzzi wow whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa bro can I can I go to the
tour with you please yes yes oh hammock hammock
there's a mirror over here
over here
we have to get in here with me
oh I have to get in
Oh my god.
Where's the mirror at?
Right there.
Click on that and then look this way.
Click on the front and then click that way.
That's how I look?
You're like a robot?
Oh god.
Okay I got my thing.
I got my thing.
Looking good.
Alright.
I got my thing.
Looking good, Pete.
All right.
I'm going to invite her to the Discord call too,
for me in a second.
Please, please, please.
This is a nice campfire here too.
Oh, Jaxie, can you invite me, please?
Jaxie, can you invite me to the call?
Oh, yeah, yeah, how do I invite Moodra?
How do I invite Moodra?
So, I'll have to add her.
They're me, are you?
Moodra, add her.
It's her name.
It's just her name.
Oh, let me see here.
How do I add?
OK, well, I'm just going to add her.
What's the, what's the?
Jesus!
Yo, yo, Jixie, Jixie, stop.
Jixie, stop.
Jixie.
Bro, what am I doing?
I'm not doing anything.
We had a hot talk with her, just naked.
I was in a hot tub a minute ago.
I'm not in a hot tub right now.
Okay, okay, what's her name?
What's her name?
How do I get in?
How do I get in?
It's St. Sakura, all together.
Okay.
Have that.
And we got a pool, too.
St. Sakura.
Sakura, how do I, how do I,
How do I, uh, in Steam?
So, no, it's not in Steam, you know, add me in VR chat.
Okay, let's see, off.
Rans, social, user search, things to put up.
Oh, you have graffiti?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna check out your house.
I'm gonna check out your house.
I'm gonna check out your house.
I have the Treffen request.
Mine's Muda74F, ify, yes.
Just cozy.
Ify.
Okay, I see her.
Thank you, thank you.
I accepted you.
Can you set me up with invite you?
Little bit too much.
So, do you think Jinxy has an avatar?
Yeah, we'll have to go to the avatar search world and find it.
We can do that today.
How do I accept that?
How do I accept that?
Yeah, guys.
Um, you plan on doing this or what's going on over there?
See, again, I don't know it's...
Jixi!
Hi guys, your internet is perfectly fine.
And now your internet's always good.
Yo, I need you in this world, bro.
It's weird.
Yo, Jixi, Jixi.
Yes, yeah.
I searched up Muda and for some reason this is the avatar that came up.
How do I see...
Where are you?
Where are you? No, no, no, where are you?
Oh, you're in the world.
Yeah, where are you?
What the...
What are you searching for, this is what came up?
Yeah, I don't know.
Alright, so we'll wait for your date and then we'll get this started.
Chakra, is it okay if I'm a robot?
Like, is that okay?
Or do you want me to be?
Do you want me to be?
Like, how do I enable the...
No, no, no.
Jaycee, Jaycee, look at me.
Okay, Jaycee, look at me.
Wait a minute.
What if can you like see when I'm moving?
Like, oh yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute, how many fingers am I holding up?
Three, three, three.
All right, how many fingers am I holding up now?
Zero.
How many now?
Four.
I'm holding up two.
All right, how many now?
Seven.
Can you see that?
Can you see all that?
Yes, I can see all that.
Oh, Sakurai, your date's covered, right?
You know
Jason Jason Jason keep me looking me for a second though. I can't I
Can't have you as a fucking robot when we're in the hot tub cutscene. We can't do that. I'm gonna how did you search up?
Can you show hi guys how to do it so I can get my character
Yeah, I'll see you guys right now. I'll take you to a world. You might have to
I have my mind. I have my mind. Listen, listen, listen.
Yeah.
Yes. Me home.
No. No. Does anyone know how to, um, does anyone know how to enable streamer mode?
My fucking shit is getting fucked.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What? What? What? What?
What?
Come with me.
Come with me.
Alright, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Can you leave the click on it?
Please.
Get rid of that fucking robot, please, bro.
It's actually insane.
Alright, I'm on my way in there.
Perfect.
It's actually insane.
It just says it's joining.
Give me a second.
What?
actually. It just says it's joining. Give me a second.
But yo, yo, yo, I don't know. I'm Jinxie. All right. So
yeah, you'll come over here and try searching for Jinxie.
There might be an avatar for you. You can find avatars. Be a
little careful. Try not to click on anime women because
They might go make good.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, that's good.
That's your warning so you don't get bad.
Mudo, this is your date.
Let me see.
Hi-bye, search good.
How do I do search good?
Like, OK, so press Enter.
Yeah, yeah, and then click the Search button.
The big search button says Search.
There you go.
Oh my god.
OK.
All right, do you both have streamer mode on, Mudo?
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
wait so um um can I just say Sakura you look you look beautiful
Shut the fuck up bro!
Muda stop for two seconds bro I'm trying to get my guy
just let me go
Sorry I'm sorry
We're about to go on a date
Sorry bro
This guy
Jesus
Alright
Thanks
Thanks
Alright
I'm just gonna stop and see what comes up
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, stop right there.
Shut the fuck up.
Close me real good.
How do I get my guy?
How do I get my guy?
Let me see what happens when I just shut the moor.
What the fuck?
Oh, that's me.
That's you.
That's me.
That's me.
Alright, can I do this?
Can I do this?
Is that your name, Jigs?
Johnson?
Yeah, that's you.
Click on it.
Can I do this?
Yeah, click on it.
Alright.
You see?
Alright, this is me.
Howard's, Howard's.
That's perfect.
Alright, this is me.
I don't see, wait, I just see a robot.
I don't see you
Look
Cardiac
What's that sign?
I heart Johnson
That's epic he got the red headset. Wow. All right. We ready to roll that all one second one second. Yeah, what yeah?
Oh, yeah, you're pretty almost here, right?
Yeah, she should be doing here in a second. We just turn on streamer mode
What do you do?
Escape?
Yeah, gotcha.
Go in your settings and then go to comfort and safety.
That's what I'm talking about.
It doesn't look like me.
Hold on.
Where's the settings and then comfort and safety?
Do I have to scroll down for that?
I'm gonna do that on the controller.
It should be.
I don't have that much acne.
Well, shut up, I'm on it.
There's like a pimple above my right eye.
What is that?
And then, yeah, you'll scroll down a little bit within the comfort and safety tab
and then click on stream remote. It's underneath safety.
It's not too bad.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if I'm gonna click it out.
Mura, I think your date's here.
One sec. One sec. One sec.
You might want to turn around.
One sec. One sec, Jixi.
How do I turn off?
Where is it? I don't see it.
Mura, your date is behind you.
I know. Give me one moment.
What? Hello?
What?
Streaming in a mood I can...
Let me see.
Uh...
I don't see it, I see a robot.
I see a robot.
Jinxie, I see a robot.
I don't see it.
What am I supposed to see?
I see a robot.
You might have the...
Is my girlfriend a fucking robot, Jinxie?
Wait, we gotta get her in Discord group chat
and then have her mute in game chat
because we hear a double.
Oh yeah, wait a second.
You know what I'm saying.
Look, how do I turn on?
How do I turn on?
How do I turn you guys on?
Okay, hit.
Okay.
Can you phrase it a little better?
Yeah, sorry.
How do I turn on a- how do I turn- how do I turn on your guys's avatars?
How do I turn your guys's avatars off?
It's just re-coiled everywhere.
Oh my God!
Why am I bragging?
I don't see- I don't see anything.
Secure.
Okay, wait a minute.
Secure.
Secure.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm like, hello, hello, hello.
So, okay, one second.
Hey, buddy.
You might have to hit R on your keyboard
and check and highlight us,
and then hit show avatar.
Whatever brings up the menu to show.
I just see options, and then I see avatar,
and then I see, I don't really see anything here.
One sec.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta highlight, and then it's got an eyeball.
How do I highlight you?
Uh, you press escape, I think.
And then you click.
It would be like a blue highlighted thing.
And then you click.
I think BC has to do it, too, because he's not showing my avatar as well.
Oh, no, I can see your avatar.
I can see your avatar.
Oh, I see.
OK.
And then OK.
And then I scroll down.
I can see your avatar.
Trust me.
So what do I see?
OK.
Avatar display.
I'm going to see it.
There you go.
OK.
I'm not doing it.
One second floating.
You're gonna show all the assets. You're gonna show all the assets of materials.
Jixi, what are you? Let me see you. Let me see you. Let me see you, Jixi. One second.
Give me one second. Avatar. Okay, here. I enabled it. One second. Jixi stays.
Can you see me? Can you see me?
Oh
My god
We do all sorts of things
I
Like remember ten you're out of ten you got to be out like a seven
Chai, so Jixie Jixie. Uh, what do you like? Uh, what do you like bet? Wait chat?
How do I search a different one? I want to head to the date, bro
But yeah in here. Yeah, are we in here still?
We can
Avatar yeah, I just want to I just want to change out of us one last time. Yo, oh, what do you think is better right now?
Jason come here. Jixie. What's better this or this?
Okay, not this not this not this
No, no, that's you good
I'm gonna do it again.
Is this better? Is this better?
Yes.
Yeah, but I just feel like I'm just ass level!
Like, I don't know if I can be this character.
I just see ass everywhere.
I don't know if I can stay here.
I'm gonna be honest.
Ah!
Buddy, you keep saying full avatar.
I can see you. What do you mean full?
Because, like, it's not full.
Like, you don't show my full colors.
So I'm just gonna show avatar.
Like the eyeball.
Yeah, and then if you feel the full visibility, right?
If you put the full visibility.
Yeah.
So you need to press Escape and then press on me
and then you're seeing Ible.
Escape, press on you.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
What was that?
Ow, what was that?
I saw a cat.
Okay.
All right, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
I mean, do y'all want to head back to your place
or should we go to the bar first?
Should we go to the bar first?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Jason, Jason, wait.
I can't do this.
I can't do this, I can't do this.
Head back to your-
What?
We're all in it.
What do you mean?
Should we go to the bar first?
I feel like we shouldn't skip a step.
I feel like we should go to the bar first.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's not going to show anything bad, right?
If I click the eye?
No, that's not, that's not, that's not.
The eye above you?
What did he mean, the eye above you?
I don't know what you mean.
But I have both of us.
Yo, Chad, y'all like the squid one?
What do y'all like about it?
I don't kill more.
What do y'all like more?
What do you like more?
Yeah, maybe.
Okay, try adding me.
See if that works, because I think that's how you do it.
So just press, um...
Escape.
What's the exc...
Yeah.
Yo!
Oh, wow.
Escape.
Go to social.
Go to social?
Press on the social, yeah.
Uh-huh.
And then, and then press in instance.
Yeah, I see you. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, but check like view all what does that do?
Is that bad? Go like and like go down maybe. All right. And then show avatar maybe.
But I can see your avatar. What do you mean? Is it like not? Yeah, you can like see like my
I'm like not shown avatar like it's like not shown properly so in VR chat like they have like
You don't show the other chat. I'm not gonna lie like I think I'm jerking off to hentai tonight. I'm gonna be honest
Like Jesus these girls are fucking tens bro. Like I don't even know what I'm looking at right now
Like I might actually just end up jerking it on stream and then getting fucking banned
Like I don't even fucking chat. What is?
No, yo, yo, okay, so chat, what's better, what's better, what's better, what's better,
what's better, Squidward or Pinocchio?
Alright, I'm done.
What's the word?
Yo, let's see it.
Alright, so.
It might be E, it might be E.
Try E.
I don't know. I don't play on desktop enough. I don't remember.
E on what? Where is E?
On the keyboard. On the keyboard.
It'll bring up a quick menu.
Has E? Yeah, nothing's happening.
Yeah, whatever brings up your check.
Escape, select.
Select? How do y'all know?
Wait, I never got it right now.
Wait, ah, hold on.
Ah, select.
Yeah, you just got to head it.
Oh, wait. It's gone now.
You just, no, no, you had it, you had it.
You just had it, whatever you just did.
Yeah, what are you just with it?
It was like blue highlighters.
Yeah, like jigsie, jigsie, is this character good?
To be honest, Tom.
Yeah, you.
There you go.
I didn't show.
Jigsie.
Right here, right here.
Jigsie, is this good?
Jigsie, jigsie, is this good?
Oh, wait.
Press the eyeball, press the eyeball.
It's good.
It's good.
Jigsie, put it on me, jigsie, put it on me.
There you go.
Moor, that's you.
All right, let's go, let's go.
Let's go let's go
Before we go to the bar before we go anywhere
Jixie I need you to tell me Squidward this or Pinocchio. I need to know
Pinocchio the medium-high one okay. Let me see what you got. I'm gonna go on a date with Pinocchio
I
Don't look I yeah
Wait so okay, so we okay
So how do we do this?
How do we do this date here?
We go to a restaurant, a bar.
Yeah, we can take you to a restaurant.
We can go to a bar if you like.
Yeah, you can do all sorts of stuff.
Let's do a restaurant and then a bar.
And then we'll go back to your place
The thing is the thing is is I'm not like the same height level to all ladies
So all I see really is just a pair of like, you know, just so
Okay
So
Jixie I think I need to be a little bit taller. Give me one moment. I don't know if I like this song
I'm this is very one second. Let me find a world. No, this is definitely not it
This is so much like nine beers for this bro. This is insane. Just seeing one second here. Just keep going
Okay, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. Okay. Let me see
Do you want to come with chilies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna chillies. We're gonna chillies
They have chilies in this game. Okay. Yeah
Is there a way to put my sign away Sakura?
So are you able to pull up the quick menu tray?
I think it's R, I think it's R, yeah.
What do I do?
Personal mirror, camera, chat box, back.
No, so it'll be like items, it'll be, let me see.
Expressions, go under expressions.
See if there's a toggle.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, now what?
Is there one, what does it say?
I
Sadness wave clap quick. Oh, they can't leave me
Yeah, you don't have a toggle for the sign. There's no toggle for the sign
All right, no worries. No worries if it doesn't doesn't bother you talk about
It doesn't bother me just another pole to play with
Like a a a a I can't like here's the thing me in here right now
This is insane. So we like we got to keep this train in the railroad and not have it fall off into a rock
All right
Yo, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, ladies, should we go to a bar?
Alright, should we go to food and then a bar, then your place?
Let's start this day!
Yeah, let's start this day, let's start this day, let's start this day.
Let's go, let's go.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go.
Yeah, have you ever watched One Piece?
Jixie?
Yes, bro, of course.
So you know who I see?
Okay, cool.
Yeah, he's like the worst person in the crew, literally.
Okay, so I don't, okay, then I'm not gonna, okay.
Yeah, bro, like no one likes to stop, bro.
All right.
There we go. I got the portal.
Let's go. Let's go.
She's got a bucket.
So how do I change my size?
OK, portal, let's go.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, we're going to the restaurant.
Yeah. All right.
But ladies, ladies, give me ladies.
When we spawn in, I want a full immersive like I want like
like I want to actually feel like I like I want to be.
Don't I don't want to be the game. I want to I want to be I want to be in
Okay, I just wanted I
Let's just let's just let's just let's just do it. Yeah, how do I make myself taller? I want to be six foot on this date
What's that yeah, what's that what's that what's that what's that what's that what's that before before me
How do I make myself taller fold our?
and then what expressions okay and then go to quick actions top right and then
there'll be an avatar height slider all right is that good jixie jixie yeah that's
good that's good okay hey my god all right all right wait jixie jixie come
back ladies I want you girls to be there waiting for us sitting on the bench
and we're gonna come and we're gonna come and we're gonna introduce ourselves okay
and then we're gonna go from there that's what it that's what it's
before we do this how do I get everybody how do I get out of discord I want to
like follow me I want inside the game I don't want discord oh yeah yeah yeah
How do I, so how do I-
I want to end the unmute, unmute and game I think is V.
Okay.
Always.
Okay, hello.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me right now?
Yeah, I can.
Yeah, but how do I do, how do I,
I don't want to do push and talk forever.
I want to like do it open, Mike.
How do I do that?
Okay.
So go back into your settings.
Uh huh.
Let me see.
And there should be a-
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Ladies, ladies, can y'all hear me?
Why'd you-
Not in the game.
But your girls can't hear, how about now?
Can y'all hear me?
No, I can hear now, yeah.
All right, Jixie, I got it for you.
I know how to do it for you, Jixie.
You want to know how to do it?
Press escape.
Yo, get your big ass snows out of my face!
All right, anyway.
Continue, bro, what?
Press escape.
Yo, get your nose out of my face!
Okay!
Oh, damn!
Press escape, go to the, it's like a little,
it's like a microphone, it's like an earphone option
on the bottom.
You'll see it right away.
It's like an earphone option.
Press that.
Okay, can you guys hear me?
Scroll down, CC push the talk, press it off,
put it to open mic, and then press V
so that it's on forever.
Microphone behavior always on, I think I already have that.
No, no, it'll see push the talk
and then turn that to always on.
I don't, yeah, I see microphone behavior,
I have it on always on.
I'm talking in game, can you hear me in game?
No, no, no, press V, press V, press, I can't hear him.
You can't hear me in game, they can.
Wait, so how do I hear him?
I can hear him in game.
Oh, there you go.
Okay, you're remuted for some reason, talk.
Yo, people don't hear me.
Yes, yes, I am definitely at the score, definitely at the score.
All right, JC, all right, I'm gonna.
Yo, this is a beachy, yo, can you guys hear me?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, what am I?
We're gonna roll play the date,
so we're gonna come out of like a car.
Yes, yes, yes.
Just imagine it being like a cat alone.
No, no, no, no, no.
Are you echo?
Why?
Who's echoing, hello?
Why don't you echo?
There shouldn't be an echo.
Is Mura okay?
I'm, I'm, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, Mura.
Hello?
It's echoing, why is it echoing?
Ladies, can you hear me?
Ladies, ladies, can you hear me?
Hello?
Oh, it's the discred string.
I'll turn off the discred string.
Wait, Jixi, can you hear me?
Hello, can any of y'all hear me?
Hello?
Yeah, we can hear you.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Jixi, Jixi, come over here please.
Yeah, okay, what was the answer to that question?
Yeah, we'll see y'all in a second.
Okay.
Jaycee Jaycee all the way here Jaycee all the way here bro all the way here all the way here
all the way here all the way here
Let me have on its tree
Yo hey bro can I talk to you real quick?
Yes
Jaycee Jaycee
I don't know how to tell you this but I randomly got brick during that
I swear to god during when we were in that mirror room I literally had a half a direction for a second
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, they look bad as fuck.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what the fuck
you got me into right now, but I'm excited,
and my dick is excited.
Listen, before we go on this date,
yo, listen, yo, smooth, let's be the men.
Well, let's be the men, let's assert,
like, you know, let them be safe around us, you know?
Let's set a good example that, like,
we're going from the restaurant to the bar
for their place, so it's hard to focus,
Cause like you have like a literal pole in my face.
Yeah, back up!
Like bro, you have like a pole in my face.
Okay, well you told me to put this character on.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're a robot.
Bro, I don't know what you're doing.
You told me to put this character on.
Okay.
Just keep it.
No!
How do I put-
Ehhh, wait, wait, wait.
People are adding me with like racist names.
How do I put-
Oh, how do I put on?
Oh, you're a robot, bro.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Can you hear me?
Hello?
I can hear you but you're a robot like what do you mean?
You're a robot
Character is a robot. How many other ways can I explain this wait my kid is a robot Pinocchio to a robot? Oh
Wait chat, how do I swap characters? Oh
Am I good now my good
No
Dude, no, uh
Apply all right. What about now?
You're good.
All right, you ready?
Let's go.
You ready for the date?
Yeah, what's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that dude?
I'm sorry, bro.
I need to put on streamer mode on because people are putting like racist things on my
adding me up.
How do I do this, bro?
How do I turn on streamer mode, chat?
I'm going to creep up.
No, no, JC.
JC.
Wait.
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
You know what we should do?
You got it.
Okay, now watch out.
Bro, the music is too loud in there.
I
Bro the music is too loud in there
Wait, I was can you be the waiter habits?
Holy peak idea. I was can you be the waiter please? Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yeah, yeah, sorry we're gonna have hi guys be a waiter too if that's okay hi guys can be a way
Can my mod get in here as well, please?
It's just gonna make me more...
Yo, two waders is better than one, right, Jinxy?
We don't need two fucking waders.
Okay, fine. You're at five.
I would need two waders. What are we gonna order the whole menu?
Alright, Sakura, can we have some space here, please?
Yeah, I just came over. Did you have issues with the music audio?
What's the truth about it?
He's being a scary guy, man.
I got it.
No, no, no, I got it.
I got it.
Everything's taken care of.
Everything's going to be okay.
Take care.
Take care.
Yeah, there you go.
JC, JC, no, we should do it.
JC, JC, JC, we should crawl out of the woods like this.
Yeah, bro.
That's like the creeped in.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
What are you doing?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
That's so creepy.
You fucking weirdo.
Yeah, yes, yes, that's fine.
Ewww, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
Shhh.
Shhh.
I'm talking, I'm talking.
I heard in the middle of a work out like things on my phone from my discord server.
Hey.
I'm gonna run home from the gym.
Hey, um, hey, hey, what's going on?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Nice to meet you ladies, how are you?
We're doing good. We're doing amazing.
I mean ladies, y'all look very beautiful.
Y'all look very beautiful.
Looking for a table for four?
When the waiters are clocked into their shifts.
no worries I mean we can just know I mean it's a walk it's a walk it I mean
yeah it's just like in music he's just right is it loud
come over here I can tell you how to meet the music yeah let me sit down here let me stand sitting down here
oh yeah I know where you can sit there am I sitting on the stage I'm sitting
all right and then you'll go to the settings yeah yeah then under audio volume
Turn on the world. Turn on the world volume.
What do you have in here?
I don't hear anything in here.
Where the fuck is audio?
I don't hear anything in here though. I'm going to be honest.
Oh, that.
Now what is it?
Turn on the world volume under the audio settings.
It's world world is there. Oh, there we go
Thank you guys appreciate wait guys. No Jixie Jixie. What's my avatar for you by the way is it back to normal now?
But ladies ladies before we go in there ladies before we go in there
I just I don't have any music when I go in there. Can you all help me with the music? It's like zero audio and music
Okay
Same thing at the settings escape and go to the settings
Under the audio section. They'll turn up world. Is there like a world? Yeah, it's at a hundred percent
I still can't I still can't hear anything though. You don't hear anything. No, there's no
That's all good. It's all good. I guess I mean who needs music
Here ladies, you guys like booth or bar?
Late, hey, Jixie, they're ladies.
They obviously like the booth ladies.
Yeah, here, right here, it's good, right here.
Here, how do you...
How do you want to sit?
Jixie, come sit there.
What seat do you want? Do you want the corners to get to the inner?
I'll sit in there, I'll sit in there.
Where do you want me to sit?
I mean, wherever you want to sit, to be honest, I mean, it doesn't really matter to me.
I would sit somewhere else, but...
Should I hit any control, maybe?
I don't know.
What happened to you all the time? You just went home now.
I don't know.
Give me one moment, please.
What happened?
I don't know. I think...
I don't know. I don't even know.
Give me one moment, please. Give me one moment, please.
All right, are we good?
You can see my hands and stuff
Yeah, they're down there see them. Oh
My god, hey, what's going on?
Good, I'm doing amazing. How are you? Can you see this? I'm good. I'm good. I'm funny. I'm uh, I'm Muda. Nice to meet you
Yo, I see what what's going on over there? Yo, what is what is going on at table? Why can't I see your hands?
What are y'all doing over there?
Nothing is happening.
Nothing is happening.
I'm so far away.
I'm moving by the table.
Holy fuck.
This table is very far.
I thought you could see my hands.
You're not.
You've got them down.
You're hiding your hands from me right now.
So you said your name was Buggy.
There's my seat seat.
Yes.
That's a really nice name. I like your eyes, Bunny. They're very nice.
Yeah, very powerful. I like your eyes, too. They're very, um,
the way that it was joined. Um,
dole making, you know,
thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You know, I think that's that. Uh, um,
y'all, so Jixie.
So anyway, one moment, waiter, high-fives is joining me. Now worries. Now worries. Uh, so Sakura, uh, Bunny, uh,
What did y'all do today?
Yeah.
Well, I thought Bunny could go first.
Yeah, Bunny.
Bunny.
I was just paying Liza P and then Sakura invited me, you know, to come on this beautiful
day with you guys.
So, you know, now I'm here.
Wow.
Well, thank you for your time.
Yeah, of course.
What did you get up to?
Oh, you know, today, what did I do today?
I woke up.
I had my breakfast.
to the gym and then came back and went to hang out with my family a little bit and I'm here.
Aww, cute.
Oh yeah.
I'll just spend it on my family.
You got those muscles.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Hey, you can touch my bicep if you want.
Here, touch it.
Touch my bicep though.
Oh yeah.
Can I touch your bicep?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice and pink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you can't touch my bicep.
So you can't you can't like use your arms and stuff like that.
No, I know, but I can't even oh there we go. There we go.
So wait you have a headset.
The Game Lies and P is like Pinocchio as well.
Have you ever played Lies and P?
No, is that a good game?
Yeah, it's like a Souls game.
Oh wait no I never played that. I played Elden Ring though.
Have you ever played Elden Ring?
Yeah, I played Elden Ring.
Hey, I buys all I was why are you a robot?
Muda, this is your cable and then we'll get one here. Come on. No. No. No. What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? Yeah, it's too loud
Jinx be no day
I can't do this alone. I need a job. I need a job. I need one table. I need one table please.
So I vote like shit.
Okay, okay, pause. Pause. Pause. Ladies, ladies, ladies, give us a moment, please.
Jixie, Jixie, please, please. Come here. Come here, Jixie.
Jixie, please, Jixie, please. Jixie, can you uncrouch?
Can you uncrouch? Thank you, bro. Come on here, please.
Oh my god.
Yo, are you fucking to shit it out?
I'm not fucking anything. Are you fucking...
I think we get separate tables, and then we come together at the bar.
Are you? Oh, okay, but are you crazy? I can't handle all that and without like bro. I need you
I need you. I can't I can't do this, but I'm serious
We'll take turns talking. No, no, we'll take turns. We'll take turns. We'll take turns. We'll take turns
What a time what a time you're tripping bro. You're tripping
Oh, here's the waiter your waiter check in with us in a couple minutes with all right
Hey buddy, what's going on baby?
Sorry, sorry I had to leave you there for much.
Did you miss me?
Yeah, I missed you.
I missed you.
So have you ever been on a date with an Australian?
No, I haven't actually.
You're my first.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you're actually my first.
You're not making contact with him?
I am.
Yeah, he was.
Why don't we just go around and see if you can get a little bit of him?
Yeah, he was.
Why don't we just go around the table and everybody says one thing they like about each other.
So like, Buddy, what do you like about Moody?
I love how he's hard, moody, yeah.
Oh.
Arr, arr, arr.
Thank you, that's a very, uh...
All right, all right. So now, Mura, you're a robot.
Oh, my bad. Give me one moment. Sorry about that, ladies.
So Mura, what do you like about Bonny? What do you like about Bonny, Mura?
I can't hear him.
Hey, hi boys.
Appetizer for you guys.
Just some bread slices right here.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, hi boys.
Ladies first.
Yeah.
Hey, hi boys.
Hey buddy.
Yeah, I'll figure that out.
I just saw, you know,
Sorry, sorry.
I can't do this.
Oh ladies first and we all want some bread.
Oh ladies, you want some bread?
Okay, Mura, let the ladies eat first.
Did you eat your bread?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to eat some bread?
Okay, I can't reach it there.
Wait, how about some?
You want some?
You want to?
Yeah, here, you can.
Here, here.
Here.
Oh, thanks.
Ahhhhhhh!
Do you want to watch him?
Yeah, I would love one, actually. I would love one.
Here, put it-
Put it in my mouth! Put it in my mouth!
Ahhhhhhh!
Here you go.
Hi, thank you very much.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah!
You're a robot. Ah, Sakura.
You look sweaty. Were you working out earlier?
Yeah, I was. I went to the gym earlier.
and good back and biceps workouts that I have for you.
What is your favorite workout?
Personally, my favorite is legs.
I like doing leg press.
I do legs three days a week.
I have got the thick mommy thighs.
Oh, my god.
Sakura, what is one thing you like about me?
I like how funny and charming you are and how you are, you know, like 2023 game of the year. You're so talented.
Thank you. Thank you.
And I like your Tata's.
So foreign. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh my god.
Alright, alright, alright, that's a lot of the recoil.
A lot of the recoil.
Not more!
So, I believe our waiters should be checking back in momentarily.
Let me actually go talk to him.
I'll be right back.
Socrates, stay right here.
Hey, uh...
Un-Crow's Jinxed the Un-Crow.
Jinxed the Un-Crow.
Jinxed the Un-Crow.
Hey, ladies.
So, uh...
Hey!
Uh, anyway, what I wanted to say is that he asked me that question earlier.
I never got to answer it.
And I want to say that I really, really like, you know,
my tatas as well.
I'm not going to lie, you know, I like everything about you.
I like your eyes, your smile, your hair, your tits.
Sorry, your tatas.
I like everything about you too.
Really?
Yeah.
That means a lot to me. Thank you so much. Thank you so so so so much
I just wanted to say you got drinks coming drinks are coming and it's on
So what are you all doing? Hello? Hey?
Here you go
Yeah, what do you do?
Here we go.
Thank you very much, Highbice.
Thank you very much, Highbice.
I like the bogeyboge.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, sorry.
Highbice, a little bit of back canyons.
To make an option of mine.
Yeah, please.
Oh, we can actually choose.
Ding, ding, ding.
Cheers.
Take a sip.
Cheers.
Can I get one for you guys?
Cheers.
Yes, Highbice.
Highbice, please come back around in about a minute or two, please.
it or two please but can I get it you need time to think yes yes but please can I please get another
shot please as I think I took mine too fast yeah waiter yeah a little bit we need a little more
time to think waiter on our order okay yeah definitely okay love that hey I'll leave you
you guys do it. Bye bye. So Sakura what do you look for in a man?
Some of his strong, funny, smart, a gamer, because I know you want to know the
truth. I'd love another chip. You know, food just tastes so much better in your
hands. I don't know what I mean. I don't know what does I don't know. I
I don't know why it just tastes so much better in your hands.
I like my hands.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know something about them. They just taste good, you know?
Yeah.
Did you guys do a good over there?
Oh, yeah. Listen.
Yeah, we're doing fine. Are you doing good?
Yeah, I'm doing good.
So, yeah, like...
Anyway.
You guys got plants right after this.
Oh, fuck!
That's not much.
I think it's a way to kiss one moment, ladies.
Oh my God, it sounds chaotic back there.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on back there.
It's probably his first day on the job, maybe.
Yeah, definitely.
I don't mind, I don't mind.
So, Bunny, what do you look like, or what do you look for in a man?
What I look like for a man?
No, what do you look for in a man?
It's a perfect saying, maybe a year, you know.
You're gonna take it off all the boxes, um, your own pants, um, you're sweet, you go
to the gym, you take care of yourself, you know?
Yeah, you know, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, yeah.
So what are you, so what are you ladies, Sakura and Bunny, uh, what do you ladies,
uh, do when you're not, you know, working so hard?
I don't really go to the gym, I play games, I cook, I clean, I like to take care of myself,
do self-care.
I like to go out on walks too, and touch the desk.
Oh, you like long walks on the beach?
Yeah.
I like long walks on the beach too.
Yeah.
Oh hi.
So nice.
I don't want the sun on my skin.
Feels so good. I like that we should have air.
Yeah, me too.
I like just hearing the waves crashing and looking at the stars.
What about you, Bunny?
That's my favorite too.
What am I doing?
Well, I don't get much to see the outside anymore
because like,
I'm actually like being
stuck on a summer phone,
but now I'm just here.
I can't touch grass. I wish I could touch grass,
but I'm a gymnast, so I do cartwheels,
handstands I do all that very flexible yeah I like to just stretch out you know
hitting her in the head is my nose is my nose sorry it's fine it's fine
sorry about that do you like do you like big noses buddy I mean you have one
So yeah, I like you, you know, there's a lot of you you know, we can do a lot with a big nose, you know, it's not just for smelling
How's it going? You guys got your food in order you guys, you know, yes, actually I know
Bunny did you have enough time to think okay? Yeah. Yeah, what do you want?
I think I'm probably going to get a, uh, probably like a, uh, like, uh, uh, you know, probably
like a steak, honestly.
I'm going to move first thing.
I'm, I'm, I'm cutting out.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm cutting down.
What would you like?
What would you like?
How do you like your steak?
I like a medium rare.
Yeah.
Medium rare.
Yeah, you know, medium rare is pretty good.
High buys!
High buys!
High buys!
I think I'm ready to order.
We're ready to order.
ready to order. You're ready to order? Yes. Yes. So I would like to have a steak, a medium
rare and she would also like to have a, you said spaghetti, right? Yes, please. Spaghetti
with garlic bread, please. Garlic bread, please. High-fives. Muda, you forgot the garlic
bread? Well, I mean, that's why I wanted to double check with her. You know, I would
Now, Jinxie, what would you like to eat?
I will be doing, basically, do you guys have wieners?
Yes, yeah.
6 inch, 12 inch.
I'm going to do, actually, let me do, let me do, let me get a witcher McCallion.
Let me do crab legs.
You guys have snow crab lunch?
Yeah, we can get that done.
Oh, I'm kidding.
I love snow crab.
I love snow crab.
It's my favorite.
I've never had snow crab before.
I'm going to do what I've been doing for years.
I've never had snow crabs either.
Chicken pasta?
Let me get a chicken pasta.
Chicken pasta.
Okay.
All right.
Any side?
Yeah.
Let me get a side of...
You guys have onion rings?
Jesus, Jixie, do you want to just order the entire kitchen?
All right, that's what I'm gonna get.
All right, thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
So, guys, after this meal, like, what do you guys want to, like, do?
You guys want to, like...
Well...
Yeah.
Yeah, actually, Buddy, I was thinking, Buddy, after this place,
we move to the bar maybe and then go to your back to your place,
if you guys do have a place.
We could hit the bar.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, we could do it.
Yeah, we could do anywhere.
Oh, there's a beach. Yeah.
We could maybe go to the beach.
Yes
Wait, wait, wait, I have an idea. I have an idea
We can wear bikinis
I'm gonna have to
Yes, ladies, ladies, ladies
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
I'm gonna go to the bathroom
Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom
There's gotta be a bathroom in here, right?
Right?
Fucking floor have some respect. We're sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Get out of your shop
Listen to me bro. Yeah, yeah, bro. Is there in bikinis bro? I'm literally I might have actually not at myself
Yes, bro, listen, this is what I think of this one. I think of this one thinking ready
Listen, we eat our meals. We get to know them a little bit and then we go to the bar
We get fucked up, okay all of us and then go to the beach and then we go to the beach
We we have a little fun. Whatever look at the stars talk about our life talk about our future whatever then right back to their
Zack sound like a what's that what's that what's that?
I'm ready
For you have to Marge's notes never see like I don't know why you're fucking saying what is the way you're doing?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hey ladies, how are you?
Going on
We have like a issue with our car
Yeah, of course of course of course we're down to get to the beach after work a hundred percent down. Yeah, I'm down
Let's go to the movies!
Yeah, good job!
Wait, did y'all bring, uh, bikinis with y'all?
Did y'all bring bikinis with y'all?
Yeah!
I brought bikinis, yeah.
I brought all of them with me.
I'm ready.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Sounds good, sounds good.
Yay!
I'm so excited.
I'm so excited.
Sounds good.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
Um, do you guys want to get some more drinks going, or?
Yes.
I would love some.
I would love some.
I would love some.
I would love some.
I would love some.
I would love some.
What's it called?
Muda, you didn't say what you liked about Bunny, I don't think.
Oh, I'm gonna be honest, Jinxy.
You know, I was just telling her when you were out talking with the waiter.
You know, I was just saying, I honestly, I can't really say what I like
because I like everything.
Oh, stop.
You know, there's a lot going on, and you know, I just, you know,
I like, you know, Bunny, you make me speechless, literally.
Oh, thank you.
You're so cute.
I wish there was a way I could make my arm around your shoulder.
So thank you. Thank you.
There you go.
A little bit closer.
I was bad.
Hey, hey, buddy, can you buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy?
Can you see the freckles on my face, by the way?
Yeah, I'll refill this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you can see the fuckers.
Yeah, you got some little bit there.
You got a big ass nose.
Yeah, you know what they say about big nose, right?
They're nice little eyes.
They're good.
They're beautiful.
What is yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Okay.
So let's chill. Yes. Yeah
Hey, hey, you guys want some water? I'll pour some water in your guys cups. Actually, I would take that please. Thank you
Please cheers, please cheers to my mouth gonna pour it in my mouth. Yeah, give me one moment
Yeah, give me one moment. Oh my god
Yeah, give me one
Here you go, yep, yep, how did that taste, how did that taste?
Mmm, that's delicious.
Here is a snake.
Oh my god.
You're a robot again by the way.
Yeah, sorry, just gonna get that fixed out here.
Let me just fix that up.
How do I look now?
There you go, there you go.
Um, who am I fixing that for me?
Oh, wait, where did it go?
Fucking Thanos Muda.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Oh, wait, you want to-
Hey, that's my friend!
No!
Thank you, babe, thank you, babe, thank you, babe, thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Uh, just so you guys know, it is closing time, so unfortunately we are out of everything
you guys ordered, but-
What?!
Like, what?!
I did get some scraps together, and here is- this is chicken.
okay chicken um over the tomato
Mura give me that fatnose bitch
okay bro what are you saying
you fucking spermad you fucking spermad
fuck take it you fat fuck take it
hi hi boys how are you brother how are
you hi boys sorry about that hi boys
here is another entree
is this the spaghetti or what is this
yes that is the spaghetti yes
Yes, here you go baby, here you go baby, here you go baby, anything for you baby, anything for you baby, anything for you.
Uh, do you look like we can do the steak?
Yeah, yeah, that would be great.
How do I like do it?
Unfortunately, Muda.
What is this, a cough?
Is this a cough?
What is this?
Wait, maybe it's for you now.
Yeah, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I'd love to- yeah, buddy here. Let me- let me feed you this one.
There you go. There you go. Here you go. Here you go.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
Here you go. Here you go. Here you go. If you want another one. Here you go.
Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.
Here, you want to like feed this to him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, you guys enjoy.
Oh my God!
No, okay, um, cheese.
Hey, does anyone want to eat this sausage?
Hey, does anyone want to eat this sausage, by the way?
Hey, buddy, do you want to...
Oh, I drove it.
Oh, I drove it.
Oh, you drove it.
Hey, I'm just, hey, I'm just, hey.
Hey, I'm just, uh, yeah, man.
Anybody, yeah, anybody.
All right, everybody.
All right, all right.
Please stand up.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, how about you?
Hey, how are you?
So, are you sorry?
Hi, hi.
Do you, do you want water?
Do you need water?
How would you do it?
I'm doing good.
Um, yeah, someone are you gonna?
You got your doors.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
Ready? Ready to go?
Ready to go for what?
Oh, hi boys.
What is that?
Hey, hi boys, how are you?
Hey, hi boys.
Hey, hi boys.
Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm sorry ladies. Sorry ladies. I'm coming
Yo, hi guys, is there a reason why you gave me fucking- yeah, hi guys
Hi guys, is there a fucking reason why you gave me three
Sausages into the steaks I ordered!
Muda, Muda, where was the reservation Muda? Why was the reservation?
Bro, I- Bro, I said I wanted steak and- and- and- and- and- and- and- and- and- and spaghetti
Innovation was three hours ago. It is two and a half hours past closing
What do you think I have back there? I don't have all these the ingredients
Yeah
Since this is last second listen high-five listen, I have an idea. I have an idea. Okay, listen
I think we go to the bar. I think we all talk chill high-bives round up us our shots
Give us some nice comms
Listen and then yo jimsy when they start getting a little bit, you know, you know
We're all feeling a little tipsy. We feel good confident when the alcohol is in our system and we feel confident Jixi
Let's go to the beach
We're back. Hey ladies how what what?
Oh
No
I'm not gonna lie bro my pants might be wet right now. I'm gonna be honest
I'm sorry, I was just kicking some water.
No worries, you get all the water you want.
Here you go, Jax.
Here you go.
We can take the pictures of that if you want.
Maybe some selfies.
Yeah, we got to commemorate our day.
Oh, you can take selfies on the camera?
Where's the good spots you can take?
Yeah, you can.
Where's the good spot take a picture?
Yeah, we're later hi boys wait wait, should we play pool? Oh my god. Oh
My god, wait
I'm sure of yourself.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
Oh, what about us, buddy?
Let's take a picture, buddy.
Let's take a picture, buddy.
Let's take a picture, buddy.
Me and you.
OK, OK.
Let's take a picture.
No, I want to remember this.
I want to remember you, you know?
I want to make many, I want to make many memories with you.
Cute.
Oh, my God.
There we go.
Let me see the picture, please.
Let me see the picture, please.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
Wait, buddy.
Yeah.
Oh my god, it looks so cute!
Oh shit!
Ah!
JXE!
Can you come take a look at this picture please?
Oh!
Oh...
J-O-T
Murrra, Murra, can you take?
Murra!
Buddy, buddy, can you take a picture of me?
That's cool, that's cool, I'll send for this.
Alright, congrats.
Jesus.
Okay.
Ready?
3, 2, 1.
Nice.
Aww, you guys look adorable.
Aww.
So cute.
Wait, one more, one more, one more, one more.
One more me and Buddy.
No, no, one more me and Buddy, please.
One more me and Buddy, please.
Sakura, please.
Okay, okay.
Cheese.
Cheese.
Oh, my cute.
Let me see this.
Let me see this.
Let me see this.
Check it out.
Are you here?
Let me see it.
Where's the picture?
Aww.
Yeah.
Aww.
All I can see is my nose!
All right, all good, all good.
Let's go to the bar.
Yeah, let's go to the bar, ladies.
Let's go to the bar, ladies.
Okay, let's go.
Hi.
This side, please.
This side.
Let's hit this side.
Hello, hello.
How is everyone doing?
How is everybody doing today?
Hey, buddy, buddy.
You can sit on my lap if you want, buddy.
Yeah, I can do that.
Okay.
Yeah, that was a good one, that was a good one.
I'm gonna take a seat.
Yeah, I'm just sitting around there.
Yeah, is that okay?
Yeah, yeah, this works.
Oh, sweet.
There we go.
Holy shit, ladies.
Anyway,
wow, today
might be the best day of my life.
I'm gonna be honest, Jinxie.
be the best day of my life.
You know what, you don't gotta sit around after now.
You don't gotta sit around.
You don't gotta sit around.
Yeah, if you want, you can sit to my left if you want.
How is everyone doing today?
Yeah, yeah.
Four shots.
High-fives, please make that five.
High-fives, please make that five.
Five shots.
I'm going to use the restroom rather quick.
IRL, I'll be right back.
Me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, me too, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, give us one moment please.
We'll miss you.
Alright, I need to go take a piss, like actually, so...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Jesus, bro, I might actually cum instead of pissing. I'll be right back.
Alright, shit, I'll let go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, I love it.
You're stringy.
Yeah, I actually don't know what happened.
I don't know.
What is that?
What is that?
What is going on?
Oh, I'm gonna hit him.
Are you okay?
Oh, may I just see what that sound is?
Uh, no.
I don't know what the sound is.
It's like someone's getting beat up in the bathroom or something.
Oh, my God.
I
All right.
All right.
I'm back.
Murda!
Murda!
I
Oh
Yo, do you want to do it too?
High-five buddy give me a high-five
Yo, yo, hi boys, can we, yo, hi boys, can we load,
hi boys, can we load the music!
Thank you, bro.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, we can play with each other.
You gotta carry me though.
Jesus Christ!
Buddy, do you wanna play with me?
Yeah, we can play teams.
Nah, yeah, I like that.
It's an age versus date.
I like that, I like that.
So we have to do GC, Press Number 1.
Do you save us?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that different games? Now, I'm able to. There you go. Uh, Bunny,
you already know who to go to. I don't gotta tell you, girl. Yeah. Good girl. Good girl,
Bunny. Good girl. You're such a good girl. You're such a good girl, babe. Wait, is
right no no no it's yeah there we go there you go and Muda has to join here
Muda yeah joined the number four yeah Sakura thank you buddy you're so
beautiful you're so fucking beautiful your job job your job thank you thank
you all right so how do we start this let's get this match rolling let's get
this match rolling.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Yes.
Good boy.
Yeah.
I'm just going to put on some, yeah.
I'm going to put on some football.
Wait, what?
Hey, high-pitched.
Hey, high-pitched.
High-pitched.
Oh, really?
All right.
Really?
All right.
All right.
Really?
All right.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to see me later.
Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Yeah?
Yeah, come come look at this buddy ladies ladies come look at this ladies come look at this
Wait, who's on the stop wait wait? Who's on that there?
I'm ladies
It's actually about that. It's about the stars. This is probably AI. This is probably AI
Hey, oh, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see how you play it
Oh, you just gotta break away
Oh, Jixie! Oh my god
Yeah, anyway, that was that was the not me by the way that was a yeah
Rvx with the 10 get 20 gift that I love you Rvx thank you so much for the 20 get there. I want to suck your cock
All right, ladies, let's go on place a pool ladies
I think you have to start it. Oh, we can wait for Jinxie. Yeah, let's wait for Jinxie
Give me one moment. I gotta break up this fight ladies. Give me one moment here
Hey, hey, what is going on here? What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing back here?
I
My
Stop clapping anyway, anyway, anyway, let's play support hi boys. Can you put on my boys?
I'm in front of the date with literally boobs bigger than my hands and you just have to go on
YouTube in the bar and playing the video of me falling at Wembley Stated. Are you serious?
My eyes are not in the live row. I like it. I don't know what he's chipping out about I like it
Hi guys also low hi, but you put on some romantic slow music. Oh like some nice
Some like bowl if you want like play some like Drake if you want like I don't know
Oh
Oh my god, what's second high-fives
I'm back here. I was back here
You're gonna put on the song to the weekend, okay? You're gonna put on the song that we can you're gonna put on you're gonna put on
Felt party and the after-party
Hey ladies bunny, I don't even know every time I take my eyes off you and put them right back on I
My, Jesus, my jaw just drops even further, it's crazy.
I don't understand.
Anyway, let's get this game going on.
Let's get this game going on, shall we?
I actually have a question.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I'm gonna open the book.
I'm gonna open the book, my love.
Like Chad said, gosh, we're about the Pringles.
What's, what's, what's, what's, what's about that?
I
Don't play some pool. That's just play something. That's just play something. Hey, that's just play some game
That's just how do we start this game how do we start this game by the way?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring up the Pringles. I'm sorry. No, it's okay. That's okay, baby. You can you know
I love your eyes, your eyes are very pretty.
You know, there are just so many.
Are you okay?
I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I just want to say, buddy, you are so gorgeous, genuinely.
Anyway.
Thank you.
Hey.
I think your nose is poking your boob.
Oh, wow. What an amazing song being played with now.
Wow.
Oh wait, who put that on?
Hey buddy, look me in the eyes real quick, buddy.
Yeah?
Oh my god.
Buddy, I can't wait to spend time with you on this beach.
I'm looking forward to it.
I can't wait for you to see my bikini.
I can't wait, I can't wait.
I mean, if you already look this good, I can't even tell them how good you're going to look later.
Don't worry, I'll show you how good I'll look.
I'll show you. I'll show you
All right guys go give me a jikki. Can we get this game started?
We want to get to the beach. We want to get to the beach
Start the game, please
How do you start? Oh, yeah, I think you have to press play
Oh
matter you look you look to pray by use of it
wait it's I think it's her turns to she's got a ball in her face no it's
much I can grab it I can grab it here buddy here buddy come
oh it's like it's alright your turn you have to do it we take turns we take
turns so how do I oh I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you I'll show you
Okay, so all these balls are blue and orange. I'm kind of confused what type of game are you playing.
Hey buddy, come here please.
Yes?
Bunny, did I say you look...
I love this song, I love this song.
Thank you.
No worries, no worries.
Alright, anyway, how do I...
Do you guys know how to...
How do you guys...
You know, I don't know if I know how to
You have to aim and then I think I don't really know about desktop
That's okay. You have to like
Like a song
Oh
I think I don't know about desktop pool, but you have to aim at the blue ball
I think or maybe the orange ball
I don't know how to hit this fucking ball Jixi
Let's just go for the beat
Let's go
Oh wait, you have to press E
I got it, I got it, I got it
Why are you in such a rush to go to the beach bro?
Why are you such an arousal?
I'm trying to see patees!
Alright, I'll read guys.
Am I the blue ball?
Am I the blue ball? Which ball am I?
Hit the white ball into the blue.
I'm gonna punch you.
Oh, would you look at that. I got it in first try.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, you scratched.
Please God tell me it's my turn.
Alright, I think it's your turn. Try.
Try, Jitty.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Hey buddy you know you can call me babe?
No. I don't even know. I mean I was just saying you can call me babe. I don't even know.
Wait, Jixie, I don't even know. Jixie, you know you can call me Moogini right?
Moogini? Yeah, you can call me Moogini.
should be able to grab it should be highlighted he's had he had to press e right yeah yeah
you gotta press e bro but you gotta press g can you grab it first instead of putting your cock
on the thing instead jinxie please it won't let me grab it bro i can't grab it wait it's still
my it's still my ball oh is that yeah it's actually oh wait it's because we're gonna move
the white ball first hold on where do you want the light ball where do you want the cue ball
Oh, wherever you want it, I don't... yeah, wherever you want it.
Alright.
Well, let's try here.
Alright.
See if we can get the blue one in, because I don't think we have a color yet.
Oh, nice music, DJ.
Yo, I can't grab this, though.
Well, let me grab it.
Grab this one.
Maybe it's a curse term, but grab this one.
Should I grab this one?
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go.
There you go.
Bumble, bumble.
So ladies, do you like playing balls or eight ball pool?
E you're walking in the table to see
I think you played it like the iPhone pool like it looks the same.
Oh there you go, you had it, you had it, yeah.
E? R.
Or R. E, now press A now. Yeah. There you go.
There you go.
I'm in it but it's like a camera, what is this?
Fuck this y'all in the fucking computer, fuck!
R.I.P. I don't know what this is.
Alright let's go to the beach. Let's go to the beach.
Why, huh? Come on, come on, let's go to the beach.
Let's go to the beach. Let's go to the beach.
Jinxie. No Jinxie. Jinxie.
What is statewide's plan this morning, BaiH longer?
Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie.
Jinxie. Jinxie. Jinxie.
Jinxie!
What?
Hello Jinxie.
Bro. Right, bro. Where is he?
Shut the door.
what bro what listen listen listen should we swap into outfits to or should we
stay in this outfit when we go to the beach like I feel like we should have our
abs out or some shit bro like you are your fucking Pinocchio bro listen I'm
not even looking at my outfit okay all right all good okay let's go to the
beach I'm looking at way way other things all right let's go all right
Hey baby, what's going on baby?
What's going on my love?
Let's go to the beach, let's go to the beach
Let's go to the beach, let's go to the beach
I'm excited
Let's go to the beach
Let's go to the beach
Oh, yeah
Let's go to the beach
I'm coming
I'm coming
Grab my hand
Come with me
I'm coming baby
JXY! Fuck JXY left me alone.
Fuck, I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone, I'm alone. Fuck, fuck.
JXY, please.
Neko Beach? Oh, Neko Beach. I didn't even see that.
Neko Beach.
This looks like a cool beach. I'm not gonna lie.
Neo Neko Beach.
beach. Hey, where the beach? Wow, this is beautiful. Wait, where's my, uh, where's my, uh,
Oh, night mode, night mode, night mode, oh geez.
You ladies, we'll be on the beach, okay?
And you ladies, get ready.
Get ready and meet us at night.
We're going to get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Get ready.
Oh my God.
Yo, I want to have sex.
I want to have sex.
I want to have sex.
Yo, yo, yo, imagine smashing on this bed right here bro, come here.
Here bro, here, where else, where else, where else.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Yo, yo, yo, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi.
I'm not lying bro, I seriously think we buy VRs and we do this like next week.
we do this like next week or some shit with VR's we need to do this again with
VR's like headsets like headsets yes please we look at my boy my entire chat
my entire chat is spamming yet we need to do this again with headsets bro we
need to do this without I know cuz bro I can't no I just know hi hi sorry bro
Jixi I imagine being able to like like Jix imagine being able to like touch
Shit
Let's go to the beach. Let's go to the beach
High-fives high-fives high-fives high-fives high-fives. I just wanted to say man. You are a you're a fantastic gentleman
I I appreciate you for being here tonight with us. I appreciate you
Yes, bro wine wine
flowers can you do flowers to flowers i'll try to see what i can do okay okay who is this
wait tell me like it i'm out of i can't wait they're getting ready let's get through our spot
bro get through our spot get through our spot they're getting ready come on come on
dude dude and do we be as they're like oh my god
Or to lay down chat. I'm not seeing anything. What do you guys mean?
I think they're gonna go
ZZZZZ lay down ZZZ
Yes
Can you see me
Hi boys
Are you good?
Hi boys
Are you good?
Are you good?
Do you need me to do mouth to mouth no, I think I'm good
Yeah, I don't meet you I'm a good I haven't seen them yet. I haven't seen them yet. Make sure you lay down
But make sure you press Z make sure you press Z and lay down lay down
Oh my God!
What's going on ladies?
How are you?
Jesus!
Jesus!
How are you ladies?
I'm good, I'm good.
You take my breath away buddy.
No, you look amazing tonight buddy.
Buddy, do a quick little 360 please.
Buddy, can you do a quick 360 please?
Oh my god
We're gonna go swimming real quick. We'll be back. We'll be back.
Yeah, yeah, take your time.
Oh my god. We'll be back.
Okay, okay, okay.
We're gonna have a lot of fun.
We're gonna lotion each other out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
God
Both of you, please
No
Oh my god, yes! I love that lotion! That lotion is amazing!
Jesus!
You're very good again by the way.
Jesus! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Are you gonna go swimming now?
Yes, let's go swimming!
Let's go swimming!
Alright, let's go!
Yes, yes, yes, yes! Give me one moment please!
Alright, I'm good, let's go!
Got my hand already!
Wait, am I still a robot?
Yeah, you're still a very good one moment my love give me one moment my love
Okay, all right. Here you go. All right. I'm good. I'm good. You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, let's go. Ready one two three
Oh my god, buddy you see that moon buddy
I love looking at the moon.
Jesus Christ.
They're both looking at the moon.
They're squirtling.
Oh my God.
Water, squidward.
I thought it was like a big long nose.
You know what they say about long noses.
You know.
Very nice.
I like when you touch on my nose.
This is a beautiful moon.
Seriously.
Look at the northern lights.
Look at the Northern Lights ladies!
Ladies, y'all see the Northern Lights?
No, they're a better...
I mean the Northern Lights are literally beautiful.
They're so cute as well.
They're literally...
Those... those...
I'm looking at you instead though.
I mean, those...
Those Northern Lights and Moons are nothing compared to you.
They are nothing compared to you, baby.
You know, there's levels to this, baby.
There's levels to this.
And you are just so god.
You are so gorgeous, baby. You are so gorgeous.
Aw, thank you.
No worries. No worries.
We'll be back. We'll be back.
You guys on the couch.
Alright.
Alright.
Let me show you around.
Let me show you something, buddy.
Let me show you something, buddy.
Let me see.
I was waiting.
I was waiting.
I was waiting my whole life for you.
You know I think I wanted to I wanted to keep this spot special for the right person, and I think I think you're the right person
Come here follow me. Oh
Ladies first ladies first. I've been waiting my whole life as well
Spain and dreams one thing. Yeah
No, it's a
It's a beautiful tree seriously. It is just a beautiful tree, you know, I just thought you know to myself
I feel like I don't want anyone in this world to see this beautiful tree except for you.
Aww, thank you.
You're so cute.
You're making me blush.
Stop it.
Anytime, girl.
Anytime.
You can come sit on my lap if you want.
Oh, sure.
You know how I do gymnastics, right?
Do you want to see a move?
I would love to see this move, actually.
I would love to see this move.
Let me just go all the way down here and sit on your lap like this.
Yup, yup, yup, this is uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's uh, it's uh, good uh, it's um, it's good, it's very good, it's very good.
God damn!
Alright, yeah, alright, I think that's enough, I think that's enough, I think that's enough.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, I think that's enough, I think that's enough.
I'm just sitting on your lap now. It's okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, uh, yeah, I mean, do you have any like, uh, like, you know, do you have any like dreams, you know, like, if you could do anything in the world, what would you do?
Uh, you know, um, if there's any dream with you, I'd like to date with you, you know.
No, I don't think you could have said something better.
You know what, Bunny, I think, Bunny, come close.
Lean in with me, please.
OK, and I'm in here.
Don't turn.
I think this is a perfect time to have a first kiss.
Oh, a first kiss?
Yeah, really a kiss?
OK.
ready?
Yes.
Mmm.
Tss!
Wow.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow.
Bunny, you make me so happy, Bunny.
You make me so happy.
Aww, you make me happy, too.
Let's see.
You know, aw, Jesus.
Let's go, let's go back.
Yeah, what?
Like, how old are you?
I'm 21.
21?
Yeah, how old are you?
Like, 25.
So that's, you know, that's, I like, I'm like.
I'm turning 25 in May, I'm 24.
Well, you know what?
You're actually 21.
Yeah, I'm 21, why?
No way.
Yeah, why?
I don't believe you.
I swear to God, why am I too, like, do I look older?
Hmm, no, you look handsome.
Wait, why, why, why do, you know how I like,
you know, I'm just into, I'm into, I'm into mommies,
you know so oh I can be your mommy for you
sorry sorry mommy just give me one second it's okay it's okay one second
I'm just gonna get some water.
Yeah, just that.
You okay, babe?
Yeah, hello.
What's going on, baby?
Yeah, I'm doing amazing.
All my anxiety and all my fears just go away when there's just nothing but us.
Feel the same way, you know, I like your nails by the way, you know, I just sorry
I just want to yeah, I just want to say you're a whole everything is tea, but uh, you know
Yeah, I actually love your carrot actually, you know, you know, actually I actually love eating carrots, you know
You know care is actually my favorite vegetable. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow really my care is actually my favorite vegetable
Maybe I can actually eat that carrot later when we're back at your place
Yeah, you can definitely eat my carrot. Just give me one second please.
Oh my God.
Are you okay? Yeah, just give me one moment please. Just a couple of seconds please.
No, it's okay.
I would love a trick but just give me one moment please because there's just it's
everyone give me one moment please oh no please no I think I should be more
I think I'll just be more yeah please go ahead go ahead go ahead okay and
So let's do, let's see what we can do, we can do this one.
I go, alright just look away for a moment and then I'll tell you when to look.
Alright, let me know, let me know, let me know.
Okay, you can look now.
Alright.
baby you just keep on uh you just use when did the surprises stop baby I don't
know when did they stop honestly you know I'm not a I'm not a guy to to you
know jump the gun here but we might actually just have to go we might have
get married tonight baby I don't know. I mean I just I don't know like the way
things are moving it's just moving so fast you know why don't we just pull
the trigger. Exactly. You're the perfect man for me so yeah I mean that's what I'm saying you
check all the boxes my love you check all the boxes. Let's go down let's see
Let's see if Jinxie is uh, let's uh, let's uh, let's yeah, let's just see where Jinxie's at today.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
You can grab my hand baby, you can grab my hand.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
They've been during the beach lately.
Oh I, you know, this beach is one thing but being with you is just another thing, you know.
Aww, thank you.
Oh, I just want to know what where
Where is James? Where are they? Do you know any idea where they where they could be?
Where
Oh, they're just in the water right now
That's beautiful, you know what since they have some alone time I mean
I don't want to ruin their alone time, you know, maybe you should just...
Exactly.
Here, come, let's go do our own thing.
Let's just go do our own thing.
You know, you know, Bunny, the sound of these waves being here with you, with the salt
water and these northern lights and this moon, I can't name a better time in my
life than now.
Hmm, me too.
Seriously. Seriously.
Seriously.
You're so cute.
You're cute. You're even cuter, you know?
I just, yeah, like, I...
Geez, yeah, you know?
Can I tell you a secret?
Yeah, you can tell me a secret.
Bunny, I'm break up right now.
Oh, yeah
Sorry, I just yeah, I just you know an honest man. I'm an honest man, and you know I hate lying so
Okay, I'm glad I can make you feel some time away. Yeah, there's just so much emotions
Yeah, you know you put blood you just you you you make my blood flow, you know, oh
Make it flow even better. Oh
mhm mhm
oh my god
the hell?
oh shi-
sorry I think everything broke
you're just gonna have to give me a second
why are you-
He reached 69 on the top of your head!
He reached 69 on top of his head!
These don't break anything!
Oh, sour!
Oh my god!
Um, is he okay?
Is he alright guys?
Is he okay?
Is he okay?
He broke his camera?
Oh no!
Oh no his camera!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Uh um!
Are you okay?
Hey, what's going on beautiful?
Are you okay?
Yeah of course, you know, it's...she's...
I'm uh...
I'm doing amazing. Uh, I think...
Uh, buddy...
You gotta stop, you know, you gotta stop
like, hitting stuff, because you know
you're like all your frustrations out on me,
you know?
my god
bunny
bunny bunny bunny
bunny oh my god bunny
bunny let's
bunny
jesus bunny
just uh
are there any surprises?
like do you have anything left for when we get back to your place?
oh yeah I can show you a big surprise
you know
shoo
Hi!
Hey guys, how was your day?
You guys can take as much as I can.
No, no, Jixi, I think that's, uh, Jixi.
I think that's enough.
I'm coming. Let's go, let's go, Jixi.
Let's go.
Jixi, I wanna say, man, Jixi, today,
today might be the best day of my
fucking life, Jixi.
Today might be the best day of my
fucking life, Jixi.
Hey, Sakurai, oh, come on.
Oh my god I'm a fucking robot.
It looks like there's only one seat I think.
Oh yeah.
I'll just take a little seat on you.
Oh here give me one second.
No worries Muda.
That's a drink for you.
Yeah let me see this one please.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you have like a banner in your pocket or something?
Here you go.
Oh my god, hi baby. How are you?
How are you? How are you? How are you? Oh, here you can come sit on you can come sit on my face if you want
I'm just treating you how you're treating me
I'm so good today. Good boy.
Here, come, come on. Do you want to take this shot?
What are you not even holding? It's not even a shot. It's not a shot. It's not a shot. It's a smoothie.
It's a, uh, it's a, I don't even know what it is to be honest. Do you want to take this?
It's a banana milk or something.
Yeah, it's my banana milk if you want it. Yeah, here.
Okay, well...
Mmm, yummy.
Oh, sorry, buddy. You're such a good girl. You're such a good girl to me. Seriously
You're such a good
Maybe you guys should guess or something. Oh, we already did what you know what just as you mentioned it
Okay, so one more time. That's a beautiful girl. Come here
I think that was a great date, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it was good.
So maybe we'll do another one someday.
Wait, Jixie, are we gonna go back to their place?
I forgot.
We gotta go back to your guys' place.
Yeah
Sorry this moon is just amazing seriously
Yeah
Yeah
Ladies ladies ladies ladies if you if you may excuse me ladies if you may excuse
Jixie jixie jixie jixie jixie jixie can I just put up things just some things please first of all
Wallahi on my life. I am currently bricked. Okay. I just want to say that second of all
If we don't do something like this with VR
I I think I'm going to end up jerking it to hentai soon. Okay third of all third of all third of all
I'm sorry. No, just shut the fuck up right now, please third of all when we go back to their place
When we go back to their fucking place
Jixie
What the fuck are we gonna do cuz that might just take it out, bro. Exactly. No you
Listen, I think they got a hot tub. I'm pretty sure maybe we could watch like Netflix with them or like a YouTube video or something
I don't I don't know bro. We can't crack. We can't crack. Okay. What do we do? I mean, we can't crack
I mean, we just can't. That's about it. No, no, I just don't think hey listen, we can't crack on string
That's the yo
We're not ending stream to crack in VR
Dude, I think her kitties slapped me in the face earlier and I'm still dizzy a little bit
Let's just go to the next let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
Y'all got your dresses
You guys put it ahead
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I dropped the float on.
Oh my God, I'm so fucking hard.
I'm wrecked, bro.
I'm wrecked.
Shake it off.
Drink some water.
Drink some water.
Drink some water.
Drink some water.
Drink some water.
Just fall.
Yeah?
Do you want me to tell you?
Wow, ladies.
This is a beautiful home you have here.
Wow, this is a beautiful beautiful house you guys have
Jesus Christ
No, I didn't I was just checking it. No, I was just I was just checking. I'm just getting a tour
Hey, buddy, you want to show me? Hey, buddy, you want to show me around? Wait? Wait?
Do y'all want to give us a tour? Do y'all want to give us a tour? Do y'all want to give us a tour?
Yeah from the door from the door from the door from the door
Welcome to the humble home. This is mine. Sackers her
Here's the lounging. He got to watch nice TV over here
Swimming with the fish
Come over here with these curtains, this is a little cubby house, yeah?
Yeah.
This is my cubby.
Wow, somebody's here.
What?
I'm gonna make you a wallard here.
Yo, whoa.
I don't think we're out of this.
I'm literally out of this.
What the fuck is going on here?
It's like some bitty party.
Okay, let's get out of here.
What?
Alright.
I'm gonna go around.
Thank you.
Come over here.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's our lovely bedroom where we're spending our night later, maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two.
Ladies, ladies, can y'all show us to a bathroom real quick, please?
Just please.
Oh, of course, of course.
Bathroom, please.
Yeah.
Please, please, please.
Um, I think it's, that's the kitchen.
All right.
Um.
I'll have a bathroom in here.
Oh, I'm gonna stay.
Oh my god, Jinxie!
Jinxie! Oh my god!
Is this a pool?
Oh my god!
Pool!
Live!
Sit!
Oh god, alright, I mean, ladies, can y'all just give us please one moment, me and Jinxie.
We're just gonna go to the kitchen real quick.
Yeah, just please.
Look, I don't know what to do with you dude, I don't know what to do.
Dude, I think if I run into a wall right now, I don't know what's going to hit first.
My nose, my fucking hard cock in my pants right now, I'm going to be honest, JXC, I'm
going to be honest.
Yeah, so this is probably the most erect I've ever been on.
Yeah, I do.
It's literally, it's poking through my pants right now, JXC, I'm not going to lie,
it's poking through.
Like if I stand up right now, JXC, the table's standing up with me type shit,
you know.
Listen, listen, listen, the way what we're gonna do is we're going to smooth out everything,
we're gonna talk, we're gonna riz, we're gonna do everything, and then we're gonna go to
the bedroom and we're gonna end stream in the bedroom.
Alright?
That's how the night's gonna go.
Alright?
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Downstairs.
Downstairs.
60,000.
Wrong wave bro.
Wrong wave.
I can't even use my brain right now.
To the right.
To the right.
To the right.
Hey ladies, how are you by the way, you know, I love I love your guys outfits on bunny
I'll just taking you've been in that you've been in that you know you've been in that outfit all night
And I feel like it's like tight around your waist. Do you want to change into anything before we get into the hot tub?
Maybe
Yeah, I'm changing my bikini of course.
Yeah.
Sakura, do you want to maybe change outfit?
Because we just got back from the beach.
Yeah, I can change.
If you need time, yeah.
Yeah, I need a little more time.
We just go to the bathroom.
What do you guys should change?
You know what ladies?
Ladies, ladies, we're going to get into the beach.
Sorry, ladies, we're going to get into the hot tub.
Y'all just come back after and present yourself.
Yeah.
I'm gonna miss you, baby. I'm gonna miss you. I won't be I won't be too long
I'm gonna get on my floaty bro. Listen, Jinx, you where the fuck are you bro?
Yeah, just can y'all get it. Can you get in the floaty with me, please?
I don't know what the fuck is going on today is the best day of my fucking life bro, what
is this?
What is this dude?
Oh my god we can see when they come in, we can see when they come in, yo this is perfect
we need this, we need this, alright alright, yo sit in this corner act normal, look at
the doorway when they come, oh my god don't hit the door, don't hit the door, oh
My god.
Oh my god, what's going on?
Chacy, do you think they would mood a mood a mood a listen?
She thinks they would mood a shut up.
Mood a, you horny bastard.
Mooda, do you think they would kiss each other?
Oh, let's, I think they would bro.
I think they would.
Oh look, it's a shot.
It's a crazy half full shot.
But if you wanna take it.
I will, I'll do it.
If you wanna take it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'm not a post.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll be the one, I'll be the one.
Alright.
Today is the best day of my life, bro, I'm not going to lie.
Alright, are you ready?
Oh my fucking god.
Don't...
Is your mirror on right now?
No, no, no, no.
Alright, just make sure that's off, because...
I just quit peeked, I just quit peeked.
Dude, I'm not...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm tweaking out, I'm tweaking out.
Yo, yo, am I hard-looking?
You're looking at me, you're looking at me.
Am I hard?
We got a couple of you know drinks. We just want to say you guys look amazing. Yeah
I don't know if I'm speaking I didn't even know you guys pass the entire night. I'm not gonna lie
No, I really like your belly button
You know I really like your belly button.
I really like your belly button.
I like your belly button.
You guys want to play?
Let's just stop.
You guys want to play Truth or Dare maybe?
Yeah.
Let's play Truth or Dare.
Yeah.
Let's just stop.
Hey, Jigs, why don't you get in your quarters.
Get in your quarters.
Get in.
Hey buddy, you can come sit on my lap if you want baby.
If you want baby, you can come sit in your lap if you want baby
You can come sit in your lap if you want baby
You can come over here if you want
Come over here baby
You look so weird
Jesus, uh, hi
Hi buddy
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Jesus, this day might be the best
fucking day of my life
Anyway, um
Buddy, I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna go first. Buddy, shoot her there. Shoot her there. Shoot her there, buddy. Shoot her there.
Hmm, dare. I'm gonna start with a 5-0 one.
Uh, I dare you to kiss Sakura.
Okay.
My friend.
Are you ready? Are you ready for a kiss?
Yeah.
How you doing?
You guys are okay?
Yeah. Yes, we're good.
One second, baby.
Hey, ladies, ladies. Just give me one moment.
I think, uh, Jesus
Yeah, I mean ladies, okay. Anyway, all right now your turn now. Now your turn, Sakura, truth or dare, right, JC, go ahead
You ask her. Oh, yeah, Sakura, truth or dare. Bunny, come back here
Yes, Daddy. I think they're...
Oh, you think they're, okay. I, um, I
Dare you to fart on me
I don't think I can, I don't do that.
Oh, you know how about I dare you.
I dare you since you asked me to do something so gross.
What do you dare me? You dare me to do what exactly?
I dare you to bark for me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No!
What the fuck?
Good boy.
Yo.
Yo.
Good boy.
What about you, buddy?
What about you, buddy?
Buddy.
Buddy, you asked me that, buddy.
What do you want, buddy?
That's my turn.
It's my turn.
Dare. I'm going to go for dare, buddy.
I'm going to go for a dare.
Yeah, I'll go for a dare.
I'll go for a dare, mommy.
Can you say box? Can you meow for me?
You wanna be a good kitty?
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Aww, such a good boy.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Aww, he's a good kitty.
All right, whose turn is it now?
I think it's back to Buddy now.
Buddy.
Shoot her there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I dare you to show us all a move.
Oh, a move?
Okay.
Sure.
You just have to get up here.
She is really good.
really good at dancing.
I'm literally one of the best dancers I know.
Oh, stop, stop it.
I can just do this for you, maybe.
Yes, yeah.
No hands.
That was real.
I'm a girl.
Oh, my god!
oh my god oh my god oh my god come here big mommy mommy come here Bobby
You got baby, Monty. Come here.
I'm back.
So, who's uh...
I think it's your turn now.
I think it's your turn, Jynxie.
You have to ask Shakura.
Shakura, truth or dare?
Hmm...
I'll go for...
I'll go for truth this time.
Maybe just dare.
Okay, okay. I'll go for a dare.
I dare you to slap me across the face, get it in my mouth, and then call me a piece of
life.
Oh my gosh, you see?
Alright, it's a weird position I'm trying to not.
There we go.
Hi, lady.
Yo, yo, yo.
You see?
I'm trying to not look at you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
There you go.
You've been such a dirty boy.
Thank you, mom, I'm even turned on by that mean so I'm gonna have to still we
girl I'm sorry who's turn is it now I actually don't even fucking know any
more to be honest i think it's yours
alright well you just went you just went away
oh so then you should try then yeah you've got us kind of tripped there i think
there there there there there there there there there there there there
hmm let's see anything like legit anything like honestly there's
I said anything.
God damn it.
Like literally anything! You can think of anything!
Okay, I dare you to kiss Jinx here.
Um, what?
Oh my god.
Why are you coming for us?
I'll rephrase it.
Okay, bye.
If we don't kiss each other, do we like to lose?
Yeah, you gotta be good boys for us.
Yeah, we kiss each other, so it's your turn now.
Muda, I'm not, look, I'm not gonna move any closer,
but if you move closer, then I'm not gonna move backwards.
I'm not gonna move closer.
I'm not gonna initiate it.
Oh my god, stop.
Get your nose.
nose at least move at least move your fucking nose inside there we go
does a kiss on the cheek count or do we have to jc jc just pop just point
those lips out though come on
I think it's my turn for Bunny, for Bunny, it's Bunny's turn, Bunny, shoot the dare.
I can do anything for you.
Alright, alright.
Watch those, make sure they're in place.
I dare you to, I dare you to slap me in the face, sit on my nose, and call me a good
boy
Jixie I watch you Jixie I watch you I watch you you have to watch me
save shape before the
I mean I had to put much
ago and hold on hold on hold on
but I want to change the word
not good boys and daddy actually
please oh my god maybe no
Actually, actually don't sit on my face.
Yeah, yeah, don't sit on my face, but you know what, you know what, I dare you to call
me daddy and give my nose a nice massage, actually.
I like that.
Do that, please.
Yeah.
And just, and talk to me.
Yeah, just touch my nose and talk to me, baby, talk to me, baby, talk to me, baby,
talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
Hi, daddy.
You having a good day today?
Oh, I'm not.
look at me daddy look at me yeah I like I like when you play with my
yeah this is a yeah look at me I'm opening my mouth
I love that mommy mommy I love that mommy I love that mommy
I love that.
It's good.
Good boy.
I know you love it.
Oh, I love it.
Oh, I love it.
Oh, I love it.
Oh, Jaycee.
Jaycee, you're going to go last, Truth or Dare, and we're going to go to the bedroom,
please, because yeah, we got to do that, please.
Please.
All right.
So, Truth or Dare, oh, no, wait, sorry, what is it?
What's happening?
You're gonna you have one more truth or dare between
You and then we're gonna hide to the better
All right
Sakura you you pick
You ask you do it
You don't need to ask you. Yeah, you're like you asked me
One second
I don't think about it, I don't think about it.
I want you to beg me for my mommy milkers.
OH MY GOD!
Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Let me just, let me recline, let me, let me just recline my chair.
Wait one second.
Alright, Jixie, I'm, I'm watching Jixie.
Go for it, Jixie. Go for it, Jixie.
So, I'm sorry.
My eye lagged out. What was I supposed to do again?
Um, I just want you to beg me for my mommy milk, let's go out and beg for him.
I'm waiting.
Let me take your time.
Um, mommy, I want you to...
No, I'm just kidding.
Good boy.
Good boy.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Ffffshhhhhh
Good job, you did so good
Ffffshhhhhh
Alright, so I think we should...
Yeah
How was that, ladies?
Ladies, uh, let's uh I don't think- I'm gonna eat a minute just before I stand up ladies
Just give me one second
Heh
Yeah
Yeah
Ladies, just give me one second ladies, please
Just give me one second ladies
Take it all the time you need, over here
Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
Here I...
Ffffshhhhh
Jake see you're still on the floor by the way, brother.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
There's no, there's just one!
There's just one!
Alright, so...
You know what?
I'm going to...
I think we should end the stream.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and end the stream, Jixie.
Okay.
Jixie, um...
Yeah, ladies...
This is...
This...
We're going to share this bedroom tonight, right?
Yeah, it's like asking for a...
Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, it's been a pleasure brother and when the
stream ends please make sure to check Discord, alright brother?
Ladies, don't go anywhere, we're just going to tab out for just a second, Jinxie.
I'm going to follow your lead brother, are you ending?
I'll see you in discord.
Okay, so I think yeah, yeah, we end. Yeah, and shimmer ran stream here. We end stream here and
This is where we call it, bro
Yeah
Are you gonna do your outro? Am I gonna do my outro? I want to do I want to do my outro together
I'm going to
Probably take a cold shower and have a hard look at myself in the mirror. Yeah me too
me too
the fact that I like
We're uh, what la he I was bricked multiple times during that
You know, and I'm gonna I'm gonna say while la he I'm still bricked
All right, bro, let's just say good night today. Yeah. Yeah, and then
Say good night, and then we'll just have it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, please
Jesus
Hello ladies. Hello. Can y'all hear us?
Hey, can you yeah?
Yeah, all right, ladies, you know that was a great
First date that was a great first one
So fun so fun
I'm glad you guys had fun.
You know what I'm saying?
We're going to head back to our apartment and yeah.
Of course.
Thank you guys so much.
I had so much fun.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
Thank you for having us.
Good night ladies.
Good night ladies.
I love an amazing night.
Can I get a good night kiss?
Bonnie, can I get a good night kiss please?
Yeah.
Yeah. Good night. Good night, good night, good night. Good night. Good night. Good night, mommy. Good night, mommy. Take care. Good night.
Seriously, boy. Good night, mommy. Take care, mommy. Good night, mommy. Sweet boy, okay?
Good night. Good night, mommy. Bye, bye, bye.
Hi, guys. Let's take the front door out, right? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, just a fun thing.
He's like that thing over there.
He's got me like a gun, Jay.
It's not a gun.
What do I do?
How do I get out of the car?
I'm in my hands.
Jay, see, Jay, see.
All right, bro, I got to go.
Yeah, I'm not there now.
I got to go.
Take care.
I'm out.
I'll take four.
All right.
I'm out.
Love you.
Take care.
My cheeks are literally red right now
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I think I was bricked up 30 times during that stream. I'm not gonna lie
I'm definitely gooning tonight