mooda
🔵REACTS -> GETTING MY RADIANT BACK -> BEAT ME GET $100 -> ROAD TO CHAMP IN SIEGE 🔵
03-27-2026 · 8h 10m
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Yoxic tweet, what happened with Yoxic, bruh?
Whoa, wait, Chack, is someone telling me why I lowkey like a little, a little, a little fine today, Chack?
I understand your body wants it. I know your thoughts. Oh you bout it bout it. You're a big girl. And it's your words. And I'ma let you do it how you like it. Like it. I know you know I know you.
Shut up you sound annoying and you have a massive nose you
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Not better fine Joe loving shot. How is everyone doing man? How is everyone doing bro?
Listen, I want to know everything bro. I want to know if you goon the last night
I want to know if you had sex last night. I want to know if you got a raise at work
I want to know if that girl you had a crush on for a couple years likes and back
I want to know if you had a girlfriend. She just broke up with you
I don't know if you just got into a relationship. I want to know if uh, you know, let me know bro
Let me know let me know about anything bro. Let me know everything about you, bro
Let me know everything about you chat
Everything about y'all bro. Let me know what y'all. Hey, let me know everything about y'all, bro
You know how it's work house school. What was your last test? What was your last exam?
You know what I'm saying chat. Let me know bro. Let me know. Let me know bro. Let me know bro. Let me know
I masturbate to your fucking nose
Hey, hey, hey, what what the fuck I
Mean hey, bro if you're gay, it's all that matters, bro
Can you drop a minecraft bomb at my workplace?
But I have a question bro do y'all think I'm just a bomber because I'm Arab like
be honest bro like be honest bro like like like be honest do y'all like bro
chat be honest do y'all really think I'm a bomb
okay yo my ninja emoji I love you and you big nose ass I can't wait to kiss
you and your long nose ass when can we lick a daddy i had sex with a girl last night him
will bring you in Rocket League.
Yo, Brandon with the 19 months.
Fuck your 19 months.
Pussy chat top of one of the chat of Brandon is a gooner and Brandon has a small dick
Brandon thanks so much for the 19 months greatly appreciated bro. I love you so much bros
Which is a fucking rage bater that you are bro. I love you, bro. You know what I'm saying. I still love you
But no matter what
all right
Let's see what we have in the react channel. Okay, let's scroll up
See reacts is getting really good, but also really to us the same time
Can you stay still and know that Wydeham almost finished?
Alright, okay, I'm not those. Keeps going down.
Um...
Okay.
Oh, this was the last one here, so this is... okay.
starting off strong I guess so alike and I mean who even is this is it
the cheeto I look nothing alike bro this nose is not Lebanese so if it's not
Lebanese what do you think my nose is then huh and I swear to God if I open
my eyes listen my eyes are closed but if I open my eyes and you guys say what I
think you're gonna say you are getting banned alright I will ban you I will I
will ban you three two one
I mean it's just crazy like I'm Lebanese I'm not I'm not Jewish I'm Lebanese
bro anyway this is mr. black
your wife I trust you with your one
gift of love white white things black
wait so you're calling white people me
yeah bro what the fuck is bro but noodle
this is my streamer what is this
I support Hitler okay wait okay let me
tell you all let me tell you before you
about.
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Wait, that's Bonnie?
I'm from Australia, please!
Chonk. I love you bro. Chonk, I love you. Chonk, what do you have to say Chonk? Chonk,
my girlfriend. Chonk, my girlfriend just got taken. Chonk, my girlfriend just got taken
away from Ron, she's a fan of Ron.
I'm not even a second old son!
Yeah, of course. I'm just trolling.
Are they the same height? Oh my god, they're the same height.
How tall is Ron? Like 5'5"?
How tall is Ron? 5'3"?
How is this guy the same height as an Australian female?
What what is what is the average height of an Australian woman 5 5 oh my god
Ron's 5 5 wait what
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God bless you, I love you so much, God bless you.
One out of three
He looks happy bro, he looks happy to me he has a fucking bowl of food and
18,000 viewers in a bowl of food
He looks fine to me, bro
What is this POV?
Welcome to the life.
I mean, I guess.
Rekai is streaming.
I'll see you later.
Like, why did I almost believe that for just a second?
Bro, I think Rekai goes live once a fucking month.
I don't know why I believe that.
Yo, any time now, by the way,
I think the five gets in love with you so much,
God bless you and Charlie,
I think the five gets in love with you,
and also, hi, the five gets in love with you,
thanks so much for having me on.
Trust me, I'm over there.
You ain't gotta put your cop down!
Hold on!
Jake's release!
Hi, me is Gigi!
Yeah, I said, shipping out.
uh see here uh goro churu with the tier one some of that
are you fucking crazy? oh my god look at the
i just saw that wait no i'm just gonna bro i i i don't really i don't i'm just scared to
bro i'm not gonna watch that can i be honest bro like listen i'm just gonna be honest but
i'm just gonna say it right now i'm just gonna say it right now bro because i just i just feel
that i have to but i genuinely thought but when well when that stream was over bro
Yo, when that stream was over the one that me and Jinxie did I
Went to sleep thinking I was dead ass gonna get banned the next day
I thought like I was like I genuinely thought that I was going to put the Burger King hat back on and go right back to Burger King, bro
Bro like the amount of like bro like everyone just chill the fuck out
Maybe they didn't even see the Vons, but I should chill out
Because if you know because if I go down then Jinxie goes down if Jinxie goes down I go down
So you know what bro? I think we're good bro chat
They can't ban the two biggest twitch streamers right now on the platform, right?
Right chat chat. They can't just ban the two the two biggest
Streamers on twitch right now right chat
like come on bro let me just sneak number go let me just sneak in too bro come on y'all
are so lame bro y'all are dead ass so lame bro can I not just sneak myself in you fucking
assholes bro come on bro y'all are annoying as fuck bro y'all are annoying as fuck
Muda, I like the new look. What does CLM mean? Like, what the fuck?
I don't even know what that is, bro.
Hey, $1,000 or random racist loses their Wi-Fi.
Oh, definitely a random racist losing their Wi-
I'm not racist.
like what is this like what am i like what the fuck mood is that your family yo
pain you're about to get fucking banned bro what do you mean is that my
family I deserve to get spanked someone spank me yeah brah I'm not gonna lie
brah I'm gonna keep it a buckle child brah I'm gonna keep it a buckle child
I'm gonna keep it a buckle child I'm gonna keep it a buckle child I'm gonna keep it a
buckle child ever since that ever since that stream dude I've been I've
been I don't know bro like what is this supposed to be sponge Muda Jew
two pants
like uh... okay
sister's crazy y'all just make fun of my
this is the dead
That's funny y'all that's funny y'all
That's funny y'all, huh? That's funny y'all that's funny y'all really that's funny y'all alright
alright
Alright, don't worry, bro. That's funny y'all. No worries, bro. No worries. Mooda is a cat question mark
interesting interesting interesting yeah yeah guys just keep making fun of my oh
oh really my ears now so first it starts off with my nose and now it starts off
of my ears nice nice nice nice nice nice no no no no no no no no nice bro
nice nice nice what were you doing in bunny's chat you freak a soy
I was not in any of their streams bro. I was not in any of their
New Spongebob update dropped. Oh my god
Congrats on the new car.
I'm so proud of you.
You finally made it.
Uh, Phelan, I haven't bought a car.
Bro, like what is this bro? What is this? Like what are y'all doing?
Like what is that?
Bro y'all are just bow y'all that ship me out dude. You owe whoever sent you this video one billion dollars or a cute selfie
your choice
Like, bro, what is this guy's name, bro?
Muda's nose is beautiful.
Oh, my Jesus, bro.
Muda, I found you the one.
Muda, I found you, the one.
Jesus.
Her nose is li-
Her nose is bigger than mine.
Chow, whose nose is bigger?
Whose nose is bigger, to be honest?
Well, if you say mine, you're actually retarded.
If you say my nose, you're actually retarded.
Like you're actually retarded.
How are you guys saying mine?
Her nose is literally five times the size of my nose, bro.
What are you guys saying, bro?
Like, what are you guys saying right now, bro?
Finally, Instagram, fix your posts.
I mean, full-ed. Do you want to get unmodded? Like, full-ed. Do you really, like, full-ed?
Do you want me to unmod you or something? I don't understand. Like, why are you pushing
all the buttons you could possibly push? Like, bro!
Do I look like a goblin to any of y'all?
No no no no no no no no, do I look like a goblin to any of you guys?
Do I look like a goblin to you guys?
Elf ears with broccoli head.
It's not even a question.
The goblins look better than you.
Not a goblin, but a elf.
Can you stream faster shark nose boy?
Clash of Clans cosplay.
You definitely cost to elixir.
He's 12, I literally could care, I could not care less, thanks 12, oh, okay, wait.
You know what I'm saying, he's cheating on a game.
It's not a, bro, I don't care if he's 12, oh, no, what I'm saying is, it doesn't
if he's 12 14 15 I mean um
You're a wuss, you're a wuss!
You're really the son of a wuss!
Ha, it hurts.
No, it hurts.
90!
OOOOHHHH!
90!
OOOOHHHH!
Whoa! That's so mean!
Really? Do I look like I'm Pinocchio to any of you guys, huh?
Why are you laughing subsense, huh? I need-
No, no, no, no, no, no! This first time, Chatter thinks it's funny.
Really? Y'all think it's funny-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Chatter!
what if you think this is funny
type one if you all do this is funny type what if you all do this is funny
type one if you all do this is fu-
I'm finding my way through the morning light every step feels new but the road is mine breathing
I hope
I'm finding my way through the morning light
Every step feels new but the road is mine. Why are you guys saying slay? I'm not what why I'll say that
Why are you all saying slay with the why I'll say slay
Because your trans
Yo, can we stop dropping the fucking nail care emo and my duck bro like this is insane
This is literally insane like like this is literally insane, bro like what the fuck are y'all doing, bro?
Slay queen like okay, bro. All right
What happened?
Why'd the video get deleted?
Someone deleted the video.
Whoever had that video deleted it.
That video was weird.
It has some shit in it.
Thank God.
Oh my God, WSave.
Oh my God, WSave.
Bro, Nathan stop with this fucking weird ass shit
But why don't you why do I why do I keep seeing this black monkey like everywhere like I go like this
This black monkey like living that the most famous monkey I've ever seen in my entire life like literally I
Saw his video by the way, he just stops into that the whole thing is on a table
It just doesn't pop
Okay, well you're so stupid. Why would you be retarded?
Bro, is there a worse feeling in this world than getting cheated on?
Is there a worse feeling in this world than getting cheated on?
Like, I mean, yeah, seeing your face, having a big nose, having a big nose, having a big
nose having your nose. Watching you. Getting cocked by Jinxie. Like bro who
added this fucking emo bro who added this? Moodlin. We called the emo Moodlin.
Moodlin! What the fuck is this emote? Like Jesus, bro.
This is the first time I've ever seen a ship.
And then, uh, the ship is going to...
Yo.
One-to-one Moodle. Like, I don't even know what build...
This is a dinosaur.
Like, this is a dinosaur build. Like, this is literally a dinosaur.
Like, I don't even know what that is, but I've got to be a dinosaur.
Cool, you have to put the elf ears back on you fucking assholes, I guess.
Muda jumping on the bed as a kid.
Hey, Mikey, jumping on the bed?
Uh, baby, both this head.
Mom called the doctor and the doctor said,
No more n-
That's not funny, bro, to stop, bro, aww, it's not funny, bro.
What if you breathe through your ass?
Day one, you sit down and die.
Follow for more random facts.
Do this is when I used to work at Burger King, bro
Y'all know I still have this hat right right here, bro. I
Keep it for I keep it for
For memories, bro, you know as motivation because I never want to go back there ever again
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I just never want to go ever again not the same hat
Well, I had to I think it a different hat because all the way through it out
I threw it up the other way. I'll do that. So I have to get that high arm up
Yeah, I school with you and congrats on your sex change
You did you were the cutest lesbian back then and I'm happy for you now shut
Like bro like this is the shit I'm talking about bro. First of all, I'm not a lesbian you fucking retort
second of all who are you bro like you guys just laughing at that I'm fucking
buddy there fuck you guys you can't even comment on the jinxie video little
guppy you got your own shit to deal with I am a minor I don't give a fuck
if you're a minor
So, the guy was stream sniping, so the guy was context, the K-context, is the guy was
stream sniping and it's true bro, it's true, it's true, like one look me in the eyes when
I tell y'all, I don't give a fuck if you're a minor, if you're a kid, if you're a baby,
I don't give a fuck if you're stream sniping, you deserve to get banned in the video
game.
I don't give a fuck. You should get banned wherever you are. I don't care if you're 30 years old, 40 years old, 10 years old, you should still get fucking banned if you're stream-centered.
Yuki with the 10 gift!
Yuki, thank you so much for the 10 gift. I love you so much. God bless you.
Okay.
Spot the difference. Challenge impossible.
Oh my god, how do you guys breathe?
Yo, I did this bro guys, I'm not whole wide.
If you're a guy in this chat, I actually challenge you to do this.
I did the period tester, like the period simulator.
Bro, this was, like actually.
I don't know how girls, yo, this shit was crazy.
Oh my God, how do you guys breathe?
Oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, seven, one less, seven.
Ah, ah.
Well, bro, I couldn't even, the max level was 10.
The max level on the device was 10.
I couldn't do seven.
I couldn't even do seven.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, you'll listen, you know.
I'm not gonna lie.
I always thought girls were over exaggerating.
I thought it would hurt, but it couldn't hurt that bad.
Safe to say, yes, bro.
If you're a girl in a period, bro, you'll take care of her,
bro.
Give her candy, give her chocolate.
I don't know, bro.
If she wants to have sex with her in a period,
you have to just do it, bro.
You got to do anything she says, bro.
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That is up as a balance
What is this, bend me over daddy.
My mods are just fucking like bro, y'all are gay bro, which is nothing wrong being gay,
I'm just saying like, you know.
Alright, let's see who's on Twitch today to troll.
Let's, ahhhhhh!
Did y'all see my notepad file yesterday?
Did y'all see my notepad file yesterday?
Let's see who's on twitch chat. Let's just say hi to some people on twitch chat. Let's see who's on twitch these days. Let's see
Beautiful girl. Yo, can you stop sending this clip? Please, Ash, piss me off. Let's see your high-vives
Nice, uh, you meant?
Oh, no. No one has to see my-
Yeah, should we play 2's with high-fives? Should we actually- Should we play 2's with high-fives?
Like low-key, I would actually be down to play high-fives.
Hi- Yo. Yo, let's see what's this here.
Yo. Yo, are you down to run a 2B2 real quick?
Until we lose
No, I'm good yo metrics did I ask you yes or no
Oh
Bro high-fives is like low-key like oh
My he's down chat he's down
Chat drop a oh me 33 if you would fuck me jump in only 44 if you would kiss me
Drop a, oh me three if you wanna have sex with me.
Drop a, drop a moo me if you think I should go another
e-date with Jigsie and do VR chat.
Bo-chat can I be honest bro?
I saw this clip that Jigsie wants to do a 20v1 on,
I saw this clip that Jigsie wants to do a 20v1.
Um, what is that thing called?
He wants to do a 20v1 on VR chat.
Chat at Loki, like man.
Chat, you guys think Jixi's gonna become a big streamer and forget about me?
Chat, do y'all think Jixi's gonna become a big streamer and forget about me?
like yo like what is this bow is there a filter on your nose or is it just like
Like that, like BOOOO!
Like BOOOO!
Like oh my god dude.
Alright, let's hop on a rock league for a bit chat.
This is the rhythm of the night.
This is the rhythm of the night. The night. Oh yeah. The rhythm of the night.
You're gay like okay, bro like I don't know like
Bochats man
Moodle we know you talked to my okay, you're getting banned
Yeah, I should talk to the bro
Yo chat who's that girl on this shot?
All right dropping one of the chat if you're a girl dropping one of the chat if you're a girl
Drop a one on the chat if you're a girl.
Okay, I guess.
Alright, I guess, I guess.
Oh, okay.
Every lady in this chat rate me on a scale of one to ten.
Every lady, every woman, every girl in this chat rate me on a scale of one to ten.
You motherfuckers, bro.
You mother fuckers, bro. You mother fuckers.
Muda Iceman dropped. Yo, equip. I know Iceman hasn't dropped it. You fucking dumbass.
Like, bro. Alright, bro. Y'all think that's just funny? Yeah. Y'all think that's just funny, huh?
yo everyone spam hi-mys tell them muta calling muta calling the way you guys
tell me jing see calling jing see calling jing see calling jing see
calling go go go go muta calling muta calling muta calling go why are you
spamming it in my chat are you guys returning like bro Jesus like I don't
know like okay bro okay okay hello mooda yo it's gonna hide mine how are you
baby how's it going how's it going I'm going dude bro I I missed you bro I
missed you I miss you mooda you ready to replace them rocket league yes sir
rocket league yes bro you know I'm good at roughly brother the GC2 GC2 all
right let's see here wait they added a Jordan collab
yeah oh my god what the fuck I'm a dinosaur wait was talking to a girl
today and she dead ass blocked me cuz I was a mood of you were starting a new
life with a new identity wait hi my why is it not gonna be by this by what it's
not let me buy it let me look look in the straight yeah I feel like you're
like I feel like the smartest person on earth the way you like handle
I don't even know how you do that, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Listen, yeah, look at this, bro.
You're about to purchase 6,500 credits.
I go to press yes, it says this feature
has been temporarily disabled.
Please try again later.
Guys, you can't buy credits?
No, bro, you wanna know why, bro?
Why?
Yeah, she wanted to be honest, like, fully honest.
What happened, Muda, what happened?
I took my mom's credit card a couple of years ago
before I was a streamer and bought some
Rock the League points and she called the bank and refunded it and I got black
Listen from the Rock the League fucking website
I swear on my life on everything I love. Yeah, I know she got she charged back
You gotta add me Muda. What's your thing?
It's just VII SSEE. Okay VII SSEE
Yeah, so one V
I added you, I added you, I added you, I added you
Boom, boom, boom, boom
Who the fuck is femboy Kayla?
Who? Do you have a fuck?
Hi, my dear girlfriend. I feel like you have a girlfriend. Well, you give me like mature vibes
I feel like you have a girl. No, I don't have a girlfriend actually
I put it on God on a girlfriend. Oh God. I don't have a girlfriend
Did you just do my fucking lobby? I did man. Yeah, I did
I should be like, okay. We listen to you wait to be to pentalonathon
Do you want to do that shit? No fuck that. No fuck come on. What let's play one game, bro
Oh, you realize that's like rumble like I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Yo
Just one high-five
One come on bull
Fine, we can do it. Yes. I love you. I'm not gonna shit. It's a
No, I'm going left. I'm left. I'm left
What oh good, yo
So how about this nice taking
Passing again mid. I wrote any back. Oh, it's any back
Yep, I got you guys saw such a short corner. Yep
Hopefully I'm gonna demo. Yeah, take it all the way. Nice. All right. I don't have boost
I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you. All good. No worries
I don't have boost. I don't have boost
So I'm just gonna stop this
All right, I'll help this I'll help this yeah
All right, I'll pass to him though, but careful you beat him. Oh my god, but you're actually him on God
Wait, who the fuck does this guy think he is kind of demo you're you fucking serious?
I don't I don't know
Weirdo, you don't have fucking kill his family in Minecraft. Whoa
No, we got set up members in here in Minecraft
I'm going up to this, uh, faking. Alright, push push on him. Yep, nice. You want to see
this? Yeah, I got it. Alright, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got
it. Alright, I got it. Alright, I got it, I got it, I got it. See you? Oh my god!
a goal hey that's you you're missing open that's like that are you fucking serious
okay go all right that's a good fake all right I'm gonna go for this again
when double commit all right taking oh my god I thought you had to go bump on
yes well I'm not allowed we have good chemistry bro I won't lie that's cool
Oh Muda this is this is us. Wait, maybe we do good in the tournament though. Maybe I'm so insane, bro
Ah faking faking faking
I don't look at it. I don't look at it. I don't look at it. I'm fucking terrorists in Minecraft
I don't know what the fuck did you kick me out? Yeah, why?
Why'd you kick me fucking pub? Thank you take over please please please please please mood up
Who'd up mood up?
No, please mood up. You're eating all the boosted big nose bitch. No, I'm trying
You open that open that open that
That's a let's go to you. Where are you?
I don't know. I have to go explore the map for boost my teammate is a fucking boost bandit
nice nice open that oh my god we're faking it for 26 really are centering
centering thinking okay you to you to you to you nice I like that okay go for
it all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all the way all
right I'm looking for you are you are you are you have to be you oh my god
to you to you I'm in fucking Afghanistan give me a second what the fuck nice
good touch good touch good touch good touch
I got yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking
We're done
Did you just fucking fake while it was going into our mess? I didn't try to I didn't
I'm sorry
Let's go walk in walking nice. I like that such right there one for the demo one
Oh you are you yeah, yeah, see you touch. Thank you. Nice. Good shit. I know you like that daddy vice
What the fuck
And that's a fucking door messy. Here comes messy top left insert
Oh my god, holy
messy messy messy messy
Holy shit, bro. I'm gonna fake this. I'm gonna fake this
I like that right there I like that
All right off the wall off the backboard
I'm gonna just from here daddy
There you go. All right. See you now. We'll lob it up
Okay, oh my god messy. Oh my god
Okay, you want to come in a matter now
Nice shit
What do you want?
I'm gonna fight this, hold up.
I'll take it up, I'll take it up, I'll take it up.
I got it, I got it.
I'm just gonna punch it.
I'm sorry!
Yo, open it, open it, open it!
Look at me!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm faking, faking.
Yo, stop, don't move it.
Don't move it, don't move it.
Oh my god, no!
I
Know you know it take time to drain drain them drain my balls drain my balls
Nice good shit, but I'm not the label we are I think I think do all the year
But I'm not gonna do it here so once it's ornament
What's the tournament? Let me know two minutes in two minutes when I do it actually I'm down. I'm down. I'm down
No, I don't actually want to do it
But if we if you want to we can chat should we do the 2v2 penithal one Ian or should we just do a 2v2 duals?
Jack, should we do 2v2, put the Melanian, or should we do 2v2s?
Yes, do it.
No, no.
Y'all are losing.
They're all saying that.
They're all saying that.
Here, just show my lobby. Let's go.
Okay. Invite me.
Invite you?
No worries.
Muda.
We can do it.
We can do it. I just don't know how to play the game. Oh, yeah, what should we call what should we call these?
What should what is our team name? What is that team? Oh?
Make sure we're gonna ask me
It has to be something about the um, they made me the date that we did wrong ask me something about that Kermit plus Pinocchio
Wait, I like that Kermit high spell Pinocchio. I think I know I got it
Pinocchio, I got it
All right, and then our team color will be purple a flow. They're both relaxed, bro
We're not a brain risk team my sorry with the five gift that I love you so much God bless you stage a with the oh my god
I hate it with the five gift that I love you
So I do you want me to get when I say that
Scopes appreciate the present domestic scopes push it that
Hey to it the five gift in Missouri with the five gifted CJ with the tier one. I love you dizzy with the eight months
I love you. Thank you so much. God bless all of you. All right. Hi guys. Be honest though. Have you lost your virginity yet?
Be honest what the fuck boy? I mean, I feel like we're close enough to the answer in these questions
Have you ever had sex before yes or no?
What are these questions?
I don't answer questions like that. J flow with the five gift. I appreciate that J flow. This is why you're my favorite staff member
Yep, J flow. Thank you for typing a sob emote in my chat. Thank you
Thank you J flow for the sob emote in my chat up at you, bro
Let me J flow
W J flow with the five gift, you know chat, you know, I'm a whole like I was talking about y'all yesterday and about J flow
He's one of my favorite staff members in the twitch community to be honest
J flow you're doing such a good job of protecting the TOS guidelines in the twitch community, bro
I really appreciate you J flow. I really think twitch. Holy shit. I feel like twitch wouldn't be twitch without you J flow
This is D1 D2. Holy shit
Yo, okay, what are we playing? What is this? What is this first game mode? Do we know all the first game mode is let's see
Hoops
It's okay hoops. I'm pretty good
Hoops I played before I'm like platinum and hoops. What the fuck is this? I don't know. I play though
No, what?
why is it not letting me why is it not letting me uh there you go you're
ready yo oh gee with the 10 gifts appreciate it oh gee thank you so much
for the 10 gift energy
what's our team color by the way it's uh it's my purple and green so you're
kermit and then I was Pinopeo so purple and green oh okay okay I'm saying
something like yeah that we think of them
Muda asked high-vives about his eating with Sid who's said
Oh
My god Z meat balls in my mouth with the 10 gifted yo Z meatballs you can put it on
What the fuck is this? This is not whoo
Go I thought I thought this was whoo
What the fuck is this play this I got I got I got you're actually a fucking scammer. I got it
What like is this low gravity? What if I'm flying something feels weird about this? Yeah, and that's just a go
Oh, how fucking
All right
Yo, this is gonna fuck us up for rank. You're right. I know I know. Oh my god. That's a goal. I think all
Backwards to you. Oh
Yeah, I'm driving up a fucking hill right now, Muda. I don't have a shot
I got it nice wait, I'm gonna pin
Yes, open that I got
I swear to God this guy's fucking creep
It's just a it's just a mountain I just jumped off. Yeah, whatever dude. I just jumped off a fucking
mountain like look at me I don't I mean I don't even know what's happening this
fucking shitty-ass game what I'm not gonna lie who goes for it me or you
I don't know I don't know what it's nice nice nice nice I got it I got it yet
oh my god where's obvious grab you all tripping out oh my god messy yo you're
actually him bro you're actually what I was yesterday do you think I'm gonna
Do well
Like I'm literally
Okay, oh, that's that's right in our net
Yo, that is that in our net is that in our net? Oh
Yeah, you think that bang
to you yeah I thought the car is exhausted on the back of the vehicle wise
years in the front of your face Jesus up the wall is this low gravity I'm
actually confused my car does not feel the same no no it's definitely something
this up this man up the wall up the wall messy messy messy yeah fuck this
fucking I got it don't worry wait but oh no I got I don't worry don't worry
don't worry I got this fucking me take your time take your time no pressure no
print oh my god I buy it's so easy around here Jesus I go back you got
You got you got you got you got nice high-fives
Back to the lettuce of that
You got to go yeah, I can go for this don't worry I
Got I got I got I got
I got one more
I go I
I got to you
I got
Are you moot up to you?
It's a fucking mountain bro, I can't how do I even hit this? Oh my god. I love you
Oh my god. Hi boys. No, hi. I just put it in me bro. Yo, hi boys. Honestly, bro, if you really want to take my parents off and just put it in my ass, bro, I actually wouldn't give a fuck.
Yo, you're like LeBron James of this fucking game right now. I'm not that lie.
It's just easy, Muda. Listen, I just think it's the duo. It's the chem.
It really is. It really is. None of them.
Hey, Muda, I found a hothead. Just let me go. I found what to do here.
Oh my god, yeah, this is a fucking internet. All right
To you high-pives
I got I got I got I got
Oh my god, I'm just training. I'm training time. I'm training time. I'm training time. I
Got I got I got I got I got
I mean, I'm off a fucking mountain yo. Oh my god. No, I was actually carrying. Oh my god
Fucking aura and they have to ask that's kermit Pinocchio little do they know
Little do they know you what were your thoughts on that fucking brother?
Do you ever did you vaude review that uh segment by the way?
Yeah, bro. How hard were you fucking laughing?
Not everything was perfect. Also. I think my the kermit outfit actually carried
No, I don't even know how I got that.
In Kerri.
Yo, Twist it with the Five Gifted!
Yo, Twist it with the Five Gifted, Twisted Wolf!
Oh my God.
He just gifted us both in the same time.
Bro, Twisted Wolf.
I genuinely want to fuck you.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks so much.
I appreciate you.
Hey, Twisted Wolf, who wants to fuck you, bro?
So, bro, tell us a little bit about your life.
Like if you're not streaming, like,
what are you doing on the sidelines?
Like, do you jerk off?
Like, what do you do?
So okay, so here's my schedule for day in and day out. Okay go Monday Monday through Saturday
I'm streaming at like 10 a.m. Okay, and then I stream until
Like three three thirty after that I go right in the Jinxie. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What do you mean?
You go right? Okay. Yeah, you had a phrase that better. What do you mean? I go right right into Jinxie stream
I got it right to work. Oh my god. Sorry. Give me one second or the eggs with the 50
If you continue our VX, I want to fuck you
Say I'm God. Oh my god, bro
Or be a 15 get that I love you so much. Okay. Yeah, so yo, so okay, so you see you yeah
So you stream every day you stream every day Saturday Monday to Saturday and then right after that you go right into high
You go right into Jinxie. Yeah. Yeah, and then after that
I usually play like CS like all night you saw me I play like CS all night, and then I wake up 10 a.m
Wow, I like that. Yeah, I
Like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I don't play CS and lose e-love. I get
Wait, what is this game? Oh, this is called soccer. This is regular soccer. Oh my god. No, it's not this is
It's heat seeker. No, no, it's not why would it be he seeker?
It's he seeker
All right, I've never played this mode before so how do you love? Oh?
All right, you can't go into there
Okay, so we can't go into their half
But you're scaring you so who does doing this like how do you know who I go I go I
I
Then I'll go again
You go you go you go oh my god
Never mind never mind. All right. Let me play up now. Let me play up
But what the fuck is already the main character like fuck dude, but let me get some me
You're currently talking to these 2026 best roughly clean the world, okay?
That's a goal
Oh Muda so you can go into their house you just can't hit the ground in their house
So if you want to go up you want to bridge up I can give you the ball
Taking
You got a murder
Okay, I don't have to murder murder murder. Yeah, okay, so it has a curvature to it. Yeah
Yeah, it always it goes towards the middle of the ball. It's always going towards the middle
Okay, that's good. Tom's that's good Tom's you're checking yourself laughing at me fucking dumbasses
All right. All right, watch watch watch watch. Yeah
Okay
Yeah, I'm gonna. Yeah, I got
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I got W, I like that, I like that, oh my god I like that, I like that!
You got Muda?
I can't hit the dockboard anyway.
It's up, yeah.
You got Muda?
Nice, play Muda.
I got this one.
I see you, that's easy.
Nice Muda.
You like that little like lob right there?
Yeah.
I'm being with the 50 guests in!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Yo
We're good. RV with the 50 give the shake you so much. Bend me over. Oh
My god, let's go wait RV
Are you seriously going into other people's chats and gifting something you're supposed to be oiling me up instead?
Are you serious?
Yo RV, I really appreciate the 50 give them out. Thank you so much
Okay
Okay, so you see what they're doing? You see what they're doing?
Yeah, it's like going there.
Go on the other end.
No, no, no, I got this.
Go on the other end and just help her.
Don't hit their floor.
If you hit their floor, you die.
I'll give you the ball, ready?
Alright, well that's an ornate.
It's not, it's not.
Where the fuck are you going, Muda?
Well, I mean, you said the cover.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get to the ball.
Oh my fucking clock and I'll talk pussy.
RVX with the 50 gear dead!
Nice, bro.
Come on.
Yeah, that's it.
Wow, it's under his crossbar.
All right, that's unfortunate.
Listen, I don't play this dog shit game mode.
No, I don't.
I think I got a goal.
No, you're not doing shit.
Dude, I am.
It's just hard.
The dog gun.
Use only, use only.
Yeah, it's all good.
See, that's a goal.
you gotta fly you gotta fly buddy I got it well I like that I like that one I'm
a good I got it
I'm gonna you gotta get this one. Nice. We're done
That's it. No high-fives. Oh my god, I just want to suck your fucking dinosaur dick. I love you. Thank you
And that's a goal right there on your life hi-fi that's a goal
I told you you know I got you hi-fives come on
Very very well very well I would never put that on your life I know on a hundred percent
That's not going in. Come on.
That's...
That's not...
Wait, wait, wait. You have to do the fast thing again.
I got it.
I got it again.
I'm already up.
Oh my god, you saved my fucking life.
I got it.
Fuck, I'm dead.
Oh
Yeah, you'll switch you're like missing everything right now I'm not missing shit
We got a lot I can't
All I can that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Oh my wow
Nice
I'm on!
Fuck, bro. King of Wrath is six months. I love you. Thank you, bro. Fuck me.
Bro, did you see how- oh my god, how?
Alright, ready? Ready? Go past your- past- past left, past left, past left, past left.
Okay, hover, hover, hover. Are you ready?
Hover, hover, hovering, hovering.
Alright, I touched it.
Okay, I'm up.
Yup, and it's a tie game.
Uh, we're good.
Oh no no no no no no no no no are you playing with your dick?
Muda?
Yeah the controller disconnected for a second I think there.
It's all good Muda.
I just wanted to make it close you know.
Alright Muda.
I got it.
This is the easiest shot of my-
see you're you're you're yeah sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry oh my god
boy it boy looks like you're not gonna hit yes then this is in our now
percent oh my fucking nice mood up oh listen 100% by the way oh my god you
go that's it that's it on your left that's in I told you two for two I
I don't put shit on your life, unless I know it's in!
Wow, that was actually a really good shot. Oh my god.
Wow. Remember when you win this tournament?
Yo-yo, keep this yo-yo. We need to win this. We need to win this.
Bro, I don't like playing in that, bro. I feel scared. I feel anxious. I don't know why.
Like, I don't like this, bro. Oh no, that's in.
I'm gonna put some on for this.
You go, you go.
but I can always play that mood are you gonna go up yeah please I don't I don't
nice like it's a bit I got all you bought me put up that's in that nice you
got mood up well played nice right in the internet oh no oh my god oh my god
Thank God, holy shit.
Okay, ground two we're done.
Yo, we might actually win a fucking tournament.
This might be my first tournament.
I'm everyone in my entire fucking galaxy,
my entire fucking life, but holy fucking shit.
Okay, let's go.
All right, let me see.
So we're in quarters now.
All right.
What's the game mode for quarters?
Why doesn't it say?
It doesn't say, it doesn't say.
If it's Rumble, we lost, by the way.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know, I actually won a RLCS Rumble tournament in 2016.
An RLCS Rumble tournament.
Yeah.
I didn't even know they did those.
Yeah, yes.
You were the only participant or what?
Like, I don't get it.
No.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think anyone flexes that.
Wow.
Geez, geez, geez, geez, geez, geez.
Gizzy getting busy with the forces.
Where are we?
Yo, Kermit Pinocchio is number two on the leaderboard.
For what?
I don't know.
Just as a team?
On the leaderboard as a team, yeah.
We're number second.
Actually, no, we're number three now.
We're number second.
Jesus Christ.
Anyways.
Yo, I feel like we do have a lot of time left.
I think we're going to have a lot of time left.
Anyways, yo I feel like we did win this and then after this we just play ranked you wanna play ranked?
Yeah I'm so yeah.
We can maybe hand us a sell.
Yeah I mean okay.
Yeah am I?
Have you ever beat a sell or was your highest GC?
GC.
Here bro come let's one if you wanna roll.
Like.
No no no no no fuck no fuck back.
No no no no just one game.
Yo no no!
We got a warm up, we got a warm up, we got a warm up, we got a warm up.
GG GG GG.
why is my chat saying he's a boosted gc1 not sure all unfortunate but we're
about to get into a game yeah why does he feel so different now yeah I'm
telling you all right I have mind I'm sorry but this is a goal yeah I'm faking
you and I'm already up yeah okay see the thing about one to my chat knows I
lose all ability to play I don't know I can't play ones I can't I just cannot
I played the same mode.
It's all good though.
I'll be lucky, okay?
Oh my God.
Allah, what the?
What?
What?
Oh my God, oh no.
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
That's your own net, bro.
What's going on?
Do you want my kickoffs? I specifically designed them for you, bro.
Bro, what? See, this is why I don't play once. Look at it.
This is like freaky ass dude, bro. Like, what is that kickoff?
Hey, bro, you don't understand. You don't understand.
Oh, god.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Fuck him.
Ah!
Oh, good.
I'll take it off your hands, though.
Small time eyes.
Okay, move that.
Thank you, I'll take the bruise.
I'm already here, we're done.
We're done, Alma.
Thank you, I'll take that.
No.
Let me see where you're at.
Oh, by the way.
Fuck off!
Oh, okay. Oh, we're bumping that mood up. Yeah, bro. I mean, bro, it's just a don't
like the player hate the game, bro. Wait, they're saying leave the way we have to leave
the private match during the tournament. Wait, Chad, do we have to leave the party
It's fucking normal dude, it's normal. You're fucking chopped though, but it's normal.
Oh, okay.
Big nose fucking Squidward's fucking a man.
Like what the fuck? What are you saying?
I don't know, you just call me chopped and you're fucking Squidward. Like what are you fucking saying?
Hey, you know what they talk about big noses though. Big noses means, you know, big noses.
You're running royalty off those, by the way.
Bro. Any character with a big nose that you get a fucking royalty.
Like what the fuck?
What is this what secret but they can chase now do you have to go down the
field go down the field to do I have to yeah
yeah you have to redirect Muda you know my devil oh you can definitely do
that but then they're gonna come out for me
All right, all right, all right, one be three by the way
One be three
Yeah, I didn't mean it
Bang, mudda, demo do something
I'm trying
You need the slug
Fake
Oh, I'm giving them a knock
Fake, fake, fake, fake
Mudda, mudda, mudda
Where did they go?
Where are you?
You slushed down the field fucking mowing the grass
Oh, they're demoing
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
I'm going down the field
I'm down with it
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my...
Ah!
I'm walking
Yo, they're demoing bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, you gotta avoid that
Look, I demoed, bro
Yo, yo, yo, they're demoing, they're demoing
I need help I need help I need help I need help I need help I need help. How do you play this mode?
Okay, well that's this is normal as you know don't chase that's just to be to to be to be there already chasing
There are a lot of chase and let them chase that the chase I
Got I got I got I got I got it my bad my bad my bad
I'm done
I'm getting pumped and the thing is you started to change you said oh, why don't we just demo?
Oh, why? Because the other team just chases us!
Okay, so what do we do? What do we do here? What do we do?
I hate you. I have to go down the field to make plays.
Just stay alive and go, please.
Hit the ball to me.
Oh, my crocodile horse cock. Good shit. I fucked that.
that's the bull there it is nice they're gonna get in their head they're gonna get in their
head they're gonna get in their head they're gonna get in their head yep come on this is
it this is it this is it they can't win without demo that's a shame shit they are
they're terrible I got I got you go yep okay go on mood up I go I think oh
He's just demoing me, it's so hard, he's just demoing.
You gotta save.
Oh fuck.
Jesus, bro.
Okay.
Uh.
I'm saying that Muda.
Nice.
Yeah!
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's a little too high, Mudo, that's gonna get him off of that.
That's a little... Mudo.
You gotta get in the match, dumb fuck!
I'm trying, bro, I have fucking Spider-Man on me right now.
Yeah.
This is me?
Oh, bro, I don't know, he's just chasing me!
bro just start chasing him start chasing him start chasing him start chasing him
start chasing him like fucking terminate him bro okay but
under him I'm bumping I'm bumping again I'm see it bro just start doing that
just start doing that I swear to God just start doing that we'll win we'll win
we'll win I swear we'll win yeah these guys are losers bro imagine
bumping they I know I tried enough I tried but for two seconds and that's
it okay with this guy they're still doing it roll like damn no one's in that
bro he's fucking fucking yo mood out he bombed me bro look at this look at this
fucking up over the bomb come on oh my god
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, okay, I'll bump you save how about that I bought
you save you want to try that no doubt it was a sad one bro
we just lost bro that's some fucking shit players because you wanted the demo
god I hate you I hate you you big-nosed fucking bitch gosh now let's place them
right let's go
I
So
Yeah, how should I be and be what does that even mean big nose bitch bro what the fuck
Like a Buddha
the prime bro i love you dude can y'all stop stepping bnb please
fuck i've seen but now i can go nah nah he beat me
would i go okay no i don't he beat me yeah i'm not i'm not a place to be anymore like
i just i felt like what what you got muda you can go you go you go out of the
more of the more of the more uh what muda you're gonna just i gotta
know nice nice uh probably yeah i'll
put i'm gonna catch the ball
all right what the fuck bro who's my friend what is that
What's up?
Yo, who is playing for you, bro?
Like, who?
Hold up.
Nice.
The shit all the way, all the way, all the way, all the way!
I'm freaking...
Alright.
Alright.
Do I need boots?
Yeah, you're good.
Open that, by the way.
I have to open that.
Okay, nah, nah.
Open that!
I bumped them!
I bumped both of them!
Yeah, I'm not literally the team at the year.
I'm the team at the year.
Team at the year.
Team at the year.
Team at the year.
What does that mean?
Two after.
What does that mean?
A what?
What does two after mean?
Two for real.
I don't know. I don't fucking know.
You got him without.
Yeah, I got him. I don't even worry about it.
Yup.
I'm middle. I'm middle without you.
Yup, that's mid. That's mid.
No, no.
Alright.
I got it though.
I'm actually just gonna control this and pinch it.
Fuck.
I thought me. Sorry.
now you're gonna go off flip reset yeah flip reset into the net mood up yeah I
mean I had it but I just I don't know I didn't have a good touch on it I got I
got I got I got a better touch yeah 15 I don't have boost though no worries
we don't just keep chasing grab that boost and keep chasing belt okay I got
I got that yeah, just keep going all right. Take me all good. Oh my god. Oh my god. Messy. It comes messy
I'm the greatest I'm the greatest ever do it
Yep, can't save that. No, you can't you really can't
Nice I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.
Yep, my name is Muda and this is why I'm the chosen one.
Alright, my bad.
Alright.
Yeah, thanks for that. All good.
You got that Muda?
Yep, I guess.
That shit clear, but it's okay.
Alright.
Nice Muda.
Alright.
I can go.
Nice, the chat.
Yep.
I bomb.
Alright, go on, go on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, flick it, flick it, flick it.
All right, flick it.
Oh, it's good.
Yep.
All good.
All right, W back in net net.
If you ever need me.
I got 27 boosts.
All good.
Yeah, he's been on, he's been on.
All good, all good.
Do your thing, do your thing.
I left you mid boost to rotate back to if you want.
Yeah, he's gonna take it.
Oh, sure.
No, he didn't take it.
I'm gonna take it and then I'm gonna rotate.
He just gotta hit this middle.
Yeah, all right.
Mid, mid, mid, bang.
Oh my goodness.
gracious bodacious bro oh he's just crazy bro it's really just crazy
ah
yeah it is what it is at Muda your nose is so big Jesus I mean I don't know
I go yeah yeah like I don't know bro like what the fuck
all the mood out you go I can cheat you gotta kill that mood out got it yeah I got it
W? Oh my god!
Off me.
Wow, really?
Ha ha ha!
Ah!
I don't know what to say.
That's all.
I got going.
I think I'm gonna boot up, yeah.
Sorry, I just, I just, I just fall like, yeah.
Yeah, no, no, you're good, you're good, you're good.
To you, to you, to you!
Okay, okay, but they're there, you just pass us to them.
Sorry.
Fuckin' me now.
I mean does everyone is everyone just trying to demo right now I don't get it
I don't even demo at one time
You gotta go up without
I think that's careful
I have no boost I have no boost
okay I'm going to set go set go set go set go okay all right
my worries go off I I can't I can't hold it fucking tears go fuck this guy
oh no Mudo you gotta get that oh my god and I could fall come off for one
second
oh man this isn't looking good but we're still winning let's keep playing
I think you brought it up.
All you Muda has to be you.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You keep going.
Oh my god, the chest hold on.
No, it's not, we're good.
Yup.
Nice bang Muda.
I'm here for it.
You gotta go Muda.
Alright, I'll go for it, I'll go for it.
Yup.
I'm a little awkward.
Not even close, bro. Come on.
You have it up?
Yep. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I mean, this guy just keeps slapping the shit out of me, bro. Like, I don't get it.
Chasing?
Oh, my God. I'm gonna hit the only game, jeez.
Yep. Messy.
Messy!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
That was a great game. Now what I will say, Muda, you have to work on your ball, your
ball control, your aerialing, boost management, positioning, your slow touches aren't the
greatest. Hating the ball in general doesn't really work for you. So I will say we have
Focus on that one too. Yeah all those but you should be good after that
So pretty much everything yeah
Ah nice, uh, I didn't get the cockser
All right, are you are you are you a cock? I am not a cock. Fuck no. What are you crazy?
Why would I ever be a fucking duck?
What is CLM?
What is CLM? Tucked logs mattered.
I'm gonna open this. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna open this. Yeah, go on.
I'm gonna go for this. I got it. I'm gonna go for this. I'm just gonna control this.
Oh you moved him.
And then I'll go.
And then I'll go!
Yeah then you'll go.
You'll turn for this.
I can't, I'm getting fucking destroyed.
I just got bumps.
Let's see what happened here.
So Scylla just bumps all of us and fuck this all.
Oh good.
It's all good Muda, it's all good.
Listen, I'm gonna kill this Muda.
I'm gonna kill this.
Oh I should not.
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.
Alright, you got it, you got it.
I bumped one.
It's all you Muda.
Yep, I'm just digging all you take up whenever.
Nice.
Yup.
I go for this, I go for this.
You go first, Muda, force the touch.
And then I'm gonna go I'm actually just gonna play off his touch. He has another one nice
Up the leaderboard. All right. Yeah, that's you go
I'm back no worries
Worry
Hey
I feel like I feel like I mean we've been down worse in life and we can't come back
This is like work o2 in a video game. Well, let's go
I'm gonna yep. Oh my god, bro. Like it's just like
I go again
any touch here works yep that's a goal trust me
much
fuck
it's all good okay i'm gonna go muda
yeah go for it
this is uh center i'm just gonna disrupt the play a little bit
make their boost i'm actually gonna turn for this muda i'm gonna force the touch to you
uh yeah i'm just gonna see you yeah me thank you
you can pretty jump it i'm just gonna control muda just let me just let me control
Over him. I'm just gonna fit through this.
On center, you. Yep.
Thank God.
You got muda? All you. Faking, faking, faking, faking. Yeah, good va-
Can you demo? Okay.
all right you know I thought I feel like that was a good play till I miss the guy
yeah that was a good fake if I'm using some of them are gonna be a little I'm
I'm gonna put you this
Let me get some booze. This is your first touch, Muda. Your first touch. Yeah, I'll go for it
Nice Muda. It's all yours by the way. Yeah
I got it. Okay, W. I'm taking.
See you? Oh, yeah, I got it. Yo, yo, I know you look!
Oh, please, we need to win this game, though.
Open that, open that, open that!
Fuck.
When the very open...
Wait, I go.
I bump.
Ah.
Open that, open that, open that.
I go, I go.
Nah, I'm actually gonna try and wait for this out here.
Oh my fucking teddy melt.
It's pre-dumped, it doesn't matter.
I'm gonna try to open up the sidewall, and then I'm gonna go again.
I'm actually gonna flip into this.
Thank you.
Oh my god exit milk with the 20 fucking gifted subs exit milk. I love you, bro
Exit liquid. I love you God bless. Oh my god. Well hi. I don't know like bro. Hey, maybe it's me
88 fucking points. I don't understand. Yo exit liquid. Thanks so much for that 20 get the bro. I actually fucking love you bro
Jesus. I love you so much. God bless you. Hi boys. We're losing so again as a hundred thing, bro
I need a lot of that because I feel like I'm the weak link here. I don't know
No, I don't want to.
Alright, I said go, I said go, I said go, I said go, yeah, I don't know.
Like, do you see how that ball just bounce?
Look at this!
Like, what am I supposed to do?
Oh my god, bro, how are you doing that, dude?
There's fucking up the kickoffs
God
I like that, bro
Come on
I'm snuck to the exit, we can do one go
Stop sucking up all the oxygen
I'll look back at my kickoff again
Messy, here comes Messy
Here comes that I'm challenging this
Yeah
That little guy has your name on it, hi boys
Ah
Oh, I don't know what to do here. I don't know what to fucking do here.
So, you have to just soft touch control back wall.
Talk to them.
Yeah, see, back wall here.
Jesus.
Nice. That is my fault though. That's my fault. That's my fault.
Look out.
Yeah, they fucked up the talk up again.
That's just center here.
Ah, he's here.
Okay bro, like you just, I don't know, but I'm not fucking...
Oh there you are.
Oh you moota.
That's a goal!
Oh my goooood!
That's a moota.
Could we lose, to be honest?
Could we lose?
Uh, yeah, I think so.
Um...
Now...
Yeah.
So...
Don't let him get another one. Please, please, please.
Oh my god, that's fine.
Fucking shine bro.
Oh my god.
Alright, I got it.
Let's kill him.
Alright.
Hey, Muda.
No worries bro, no worries at all.
I think you had...
under 100 points.
It's all good. That happens.
That happens in every game.
I think we...
Keep up another one
All right, bro, I'm going to we lose let's go after that one. Okay. Yeah, I'm not including that one
Let's go
All right, let's go let's go the LM is that fucking terrible, bro
I got.
Um...
Yeah.
Alright, all you...
No, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I go, I go, I go, I go.
And then you, Muda.
Yeah, you control that.
Just control it.
Yep.
What? Where did he come from?
I don't know how it's going to go.
Is there no net?
Oh my god.
The fuck.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's good.
Okay.
Got this patrol here, Muda.
Nice.
I can go to that.
Muda's up.
Okay.
Yeah.
I know it's not Muda.
See you.
Oh my god.
for the bits was that thousand thank you not bad but off this shit yes I can go
first with us I got first touch what the fuck
Oh my god.
I'm still controlling here.
I'll go again.
Nice, Muda.
Yeah.
I mean I tried to get to you bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, when we do you have to thank you
And then I'm here for that I lost I'm picking you
I need boots I'm just gonna turn I
Can continue no boost fun up up up
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You all right
Oh
You only go for this I got it. Okay, okay. Oh
I didn't expect him to miss that fucking Flemmer, okay?
I demoed this fucking bitch!
No worries, no worries.
I give time, I give time.
I'm demoed.
GO!
You're playing well you're playing way better compared to last time yeah you're done with taking
Double up, double up, double up, open that!
Yes!
Yeah.
Well played.
There we go.
That was a great demo, by the way.
I love that.
Keep doing that.
Two?
Yeah.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I want to push to the left side
I'm getting fucking yes yes yes yes yes
I'm going to right, yes, go!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'm getting off of this, I'm getting off, I'm getting off
It was a nice shot, it was a nice shot
Oh he's going to be up for that
I'm just gonna, aww I gotta be distrusting
Oh you Muda
Secure the game for us Muda
Okay, come on
Like he's gonna be uh
Oh my god that's your boost
Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm sure
I'm going for this, I'm going for this.
Yeah you gotta go.
I can go, I can go.
Get the sub one.
Go on, leave him, leave him, leave him.
No, he's there. Turn for that and just pop it.
Aw, that's the worst head I could have.
You gotta keep going.
Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh no!
are you platinum this guy said it was gc3
My elo is gone.
My elo...
Well.
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
Let me put it on the Fennec, let me put it on the Fennec, let me put it on the Fennec.
Last one, last one, last one, last one.
Can you be honest with me bro?
Yes, yes.
My Ted's saying you're diamond 3.
I am diamond 3.
You're diamond 3?
Yeah, I'm diamond 3.
Okay. So what happened to the Grand Champ that you told me?
That was 4 years ago.
Uh, yeah, not bad. You just...
Maybe a little wash?
Oh you mutha.
Yep, thank you time.
Come on behind the mutha.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Holy fuck.
Just save, mutha.
I'm gonna say I apologize
Yeah, but we had an open goal. Are you missing the guy?
I know I missed it. I know I saw that. I was hoping you didn't see that
No, I definitely saw this
Um...
It's all good Muda
Should happen, bro
You're not bad for Diamond
Hi guys, please. I'll suck your dick. Thank you
You just got to hit any touch here
That's a shit, Muda
Dude, what's your sensitivity?
I think mine's 1.45 or something.
It's too fast.
Wait, what happened?
It's too sensed fast.
Yeah, I clowned too, bro.
Yo, get the fuck off that!
Go like 1.5.
Why do you care fucking...
Yeah, you want no more than like 1.6, you would.
I thought it was.
Alright, oh wow. I did not think it was gonna roll like that.
Yeah, I should have taken it, just to get to you.
Yeah, I did.
And just in the net.
Without any touch.
Yeah, I got, I got, I got.
I got it
I got it, don't worry
Any touch to me, any touch to me
Yep, to you too
Nice, do the little
Oh, you can keep it there, we're good
Demoing, nice to check, demo them
I got it, I got it, see you
Yep, you got it, yep
I can do it for this one, don't worry
I got it, yeah, let's take a demo
I'm done bro, I'm done
All right, you open that by the way. Yeah
Nice
I love you, bro
You yeah, I got I got
All right, seven to you
Go up for it. I got I got this is a goal. It's the goal by the way
Nice shit
Yep, I thought with that. Yeah, that's a goal. Yeah shit, bro. See you my mouth
All right, I'm gonna do your sense. Would you say 1.5?
Yeah, 1.5. Okay, so 1.5. So what do you think 1.5 do you think I'll play better?
Yeah, it's just too quick like you're steering center your earl fence about me, too. Oh
Oh, you murder yeah, I'm gonna see I'm gonna see this higher. Yeah
Go on another one
yeah what a great pass yeah
yeah I could have hit a friend and I go right there yeah I'm fucking gonna kill
myself in Minecraft I got it I got it thank you I got it
Taking
Sorry, bro, I just I know I feel like that such as better than no touch there. I don't know if I'm wrong
Yeah, I like that I like that I like that and that's a good
Yo I'm not gonna lie dude!
Wow.
Yeah, GG.
Keep going, somebody lose now, somebody lose, somebody lose, somebody lose, somebody lose.
You're playing well, you're playing well. How do you feel, how do you feel with the 1.5?
I mean I feel a little slow bro, yeah.
I don't know if I feel like Ariel good on this.
Yeah, I'm missing all my Ariel's right now.
I don't know, you're good, you're good.
So, bro but how do you play on 2 though?
You were kind of missing a lot.
like inaccurate on two not really I mean in diamond elo no and this elo yes I'm
pretty well right now that's a goal sorry I have no boost and I'm in Afghanistan
right now so I'm sorry
it's all good it's all good
leaving leaving leaving okay
I got I got it we're in the check
that he's got this
okay that's in our map if you don't say
first of all I'm gonna hire my sense back
when Max will want to because Jesus Christ
that is really terrible
alright they're back up too
Alright faking.
Alright, let me know, let me know, let me know, let me know, nice, good shit, up over there.
Alright, fuck that heavy, good shit, alright.
Alright, I don't even try it, I don't even try it.
Alright, faking.
Okay, so something's off this game.
I don't feel good about this game right now.
This is all you murder just any touch and then you keep continue
Holy shit imagine
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Whoo just like that
This game is easy Mura now.
They are, they are easy.
Take the boost run.
Just use Alvin's boost so he really has nothing.
I got, don't even try it.
Nice Mura, another touch.
Another touch mid.
Okay.
You just continue on.
Star, I didn't mean to, I just, you know...
Nah, nah, you're good.
Oh my god, that's just a fucking goal.
Q?
Nah, nah, nah.
He's there.
Um, but he's not here.
I'm gonna soft flip this.
Then I'm gonna go up again.
Uh.
That's a goal.
I'll chase.
Nah, I'm back.
I
Know what but Allah want but holy shit
I can go off this
I should have bought the Monterrest.
I should have bought them.
Be what I got to buy.
It's a bench, boy.
AHHH!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
What the f***?
Fuck!
That was nasty!
Good shit, Murad!
One up.
Yo!
Nice.
Ah, I'm out.
Yeah.
Oh, Murad, nice.
Did you get me?
Hmm...
Oh
Okay, oh my god
Are you trying to go right now? Oh my god. I can go. I'm gonna. Yeah, please please come on
That's not it. Don't even trip. Don't even trip daddy. I got it. All right. You got it.
I got this one. Don't even trip, bro. To you. To you. To you. To you. Okay, my bad.
Bro, man, are you trolling? I swear to God, I'm not. Are you trolling?
I got no you got you got you can't do that you you can't say I got and then
scream you got you can't do that that's not how that works
Oh, nice, uh...
Yeah.
Uh...
Dead mother. Uh...
Boat!
Alright, lemme...
I like it.
Alright, we need to go...
fast.
Yeah.
I
Tried to demo him bro. Yeah
Yeah
You got you got you guys all yours bro, fucking go for it all yours all fucking yours
Oh my god, yeah, I guess what happens when you play this mood up by the way
Go ahead play make your mood up. So when you play this mood up the other team throws to get money
Just laugh and I don't know. Oh you're paying them? Well, not these people, but yeah
I just kind of unhappy sometimes
Oh
Whole piece. Yeah, yo
Yes, bro, jeep fucking jeep it
Yeah, oh not bad mood up. We're on the win streak
Not a bad show not a bad show not a bad show not a bad show
Bye
Bye you then get champion or six
Like how what okay, so here's the thing rank 3.0 is that they come out?
It's what they get a lot harder to get champion. So are you talking why?
Why is champ 3 gonna be harder to get in rank 2.0?
Because the current structure you can just a kind of favor people that play a lot
Yeah, so you can play a lot and have a losing
Wingray and study champion
So roll you can just let that go any fucking scammer
Yeah, so if you do right, you're just if I go
It was a nice pass
If you do rank 3.0. I think it would take you probably
Maybe a year
Well, it would not take me a year to get you crazy
I'm not a moota.
More rankery right now.
Copper.
They're pretty good.
Oh.
But I feel like I'm not copper.
I feel like I'm at least like plot.
At least.
At least plot.
I think, I hope so, I'm plot.
Yeah, play some of that, start.
Oh my god, what a f**king 2v1, well that's a 2v1 right there, did you see that 2v1?
Yep. Good sh**, Muda. Yeah. I mean, I was like a top 300 champ in my prime on PC.
So there's a lot of cheaters?
There was when I played a lot, yeah.
That's the goal?
Yeah.
Yeah, um, there we go. Let's walk in Muda. Nice. That's a great, that's a great setup.
You fuck with that? No, actually I don't. Fuck you. I got, I got, I got, I got, I got.
Sorry, bro. I know. Bro, I play a lot of ones and I ball chase a lot of the R, bro.
There we go. I'm just, I'm just awkward. Like, I don't know what to do now. I don't
What to do now now my brain sees in because I this stupidity. I just watch was actually fucking mind fucking
I'm not kidding. It was fucking mind fucking
go go I
Got
No, where's my job?
And I just a goal boy, you know I'm saying like bro
Oh
Dude, I just over dude. I'm gonna be tapped in now like but I got first couple of games. I was warming up hide mine
Yeah, yeah, it's not after the tournament. We weren't really playing the normal game. That's what I'm saying, bro
I was like, yeah, but okay
Not bad, Mudan, not bad.
I can go for this.
Nice, that's better.
I'm centered by the way with my cock out, alright.
And that's just a fucking goal.
Let's go, man.
Let's go, man. Let's go, man.
Yeah, Raccoon does have a bottom problem.
Yep.
Oh
You got murder yeah, nice well played
Yeah, I'm just fucking him around but I think it all you thought yours, bro
one more one more if you're gay one more if you're gay I well already got
fucking shot oh yeah I'm fucking some fucking shot
you gotta breathe on that uh it's off the uh I'm gonna try to do this but
Mudo you gotta go! I have zero bullets! Mudo! I had zero! It's okay Mudo. I'm playing like shit in this game.
Doesn't matter dude I'm playing good that's all it matters though. Okay.
Bro froze? Yeah. So Mudo does a lot. I see that.
like the ice man just gets them down nice jumping oh wow I did not think I
would hit it that hard
Not bad. Not a bad shot from that game.
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh god. What the fuck are you doing?
Wow.
Oh.
Okay, that was totally about me. I didn't use it.
I'm not playing well because I don't have any good on money.
That's the toughest shot to hit, bro.
Like it's a tough fucking...
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Have I still...
I'm selling a little bit. Where am I driving? I don't know. Let me lock in. Let's get
hide in my room I can't focus oh my god hi boys what the fuck what the fuck happened to you bro hit the ball
Oh
One minute one minute one minute 30 seconds per goal, okay
Yes, let's go
So
Damn dude hi-bots you're fucking like you're fucking you're known in this community, bro, huh? Yeah, and you got
I
I'm watching over now. It's okay
Yeah
He like hit it through my car thing
I
Was much I say hi boys as a 19 year old CS go
What
Now I can't focus
Yeah, bro, he's not my kid in what the fuck is that?
Jesus Christ
I mean you might as well just fuck it up fast dude
Cause I just
Kids
You just want to like give me locked up?
I don't have a kitten by the way
I mean I have kittens
Wait she does meow though
I'm not gonna lie you mutter
I'm gonna fuck this fucking shitty ass game
I'm sorry about your fucking rank, bro.
I don't know, bro, I'm sorry, bro.
Like, you know, I try my best, bro.
Like, I don't know, that last game, I lost that last game.
I don't know how the fuck we lost that one,
to be honest, I played good, but he gave her a knife.
You gave him a knife.
Yeah, she wanted a knife, so I had a knife
that was like worth $1,000, and I just gave it to her.
Yeah, bro, I'm getting the fuck.
What?
You're lying.
Yeah, she wanted it.
Do you want a knife?
I have like, I have three lores.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, I would love one but no no no I can't take a knife from you bro. I can't take one like that.
Oh my one, oh my one.
That one.
Has Jixie gone a knife yet? Like has he gotten lucky with the case openings?
He's gotten a lot of knives. He's gotten a lot of knives.
Really?
Yeah. Well they're all shit though.
Like has he gotten like a like a doppler or something?
No, no. God no.
Geez, I'm lucky.
All right bro.
All right, Luda, thanks for selling my rank bro. I love you.
Bye bro.
All right, bro. Fuck you big snow
Chat did I even play that bad be honest?
I'd be honest be honest be honest did I play that bad be honest did I play that bad come on be honest
I did I play that bad be honest
Yes, you did yes, you did you played fucking terrible meh horrible horrible horrible
Holy shit, you were terrible. High-vives play the worst did your nose have a gravitational pull
horrible I smoke you guys mood of your fucking awful yeah but you guess guess
what guys my fucking my dick is bigger than all of yours
that's what matters the most bro all right some valor
Play a couple comp games, play a couple comp games, beat me, win $100, and then maybe hop
on some R6 after chat.
Not a bad shout, yes or no chat.
Not a bad shout, yes or no, not a bad shout, yes or no, not a bad shout, yes or no chat.
Not a bad shout, yes or no.
a bad shout chat yes no all right let's see what we got going here all right
what's my sensitivity right now so let me see we're on 0.4 okay I don't know
why the fuck I'm on 0.4 all right back so do we have a duo today let's see
Uh, zero duos.
Alright, cool. Zero duos, bro.
Nightmare kit.
Oh, moth- bro.
What the fuck is this?
Like, what?!
What is this?!
Three greens of blue and two purples.
Moodle, all the haters need to watch this.
Give me one moment.
you one moment chat listen we will beat the system I'm gonna tell you guys right
now I don't give a fuck if there's three greens and two blues I don't care I
don't give a fuck if there's three greens and one blue I don't care if
There's only two purpose.
I am going to...
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know if I should say it's on stream or off stream.
Okay.
What do you think would be a better date for me and Jinxie?
Should we do a VR or non-VR for the next episode?
VR.
I don't know if I should say it.
VR.
100%.
I don't want to do that date if you're not our waiter though, but you need to be our waiter
Okay, yo, can we call can we call after my stream and after JT should I call you and talk to you? Yeah sure sure
Yeah, I'll probably busy that let me check
Let's see bro, what do you got in there bro usually I play CS at night
Yeah
Okay, okay, don't it just I'd get him a girl. Oh
My god, wait, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no hi my dad
She has some insane ideas, bro. I'm gonna write it down. I'll call you later tonight. All right, okay
Well, shut up hi boys man, I actually love him boys so underrated
But he's actually a W. He's not only a W, he's actually a W.
Okay chat, Loki, the next date?
The next date?
Wallahi. I'm having VR sex after I end my stream that day.
This ain't gonna be easy.
Listen chat, I'm thinking my cock out.
And I'm literally just having E-Sex in VR, bro.
And it's up to Jinxie if he wants to join.
But I know for a fact I'm having E-Sex with the VR on.
I don't give a fuck.
No one's stopping me.
Alright, I don't give a fuck.
I don't- I don't- I don't give a fuck.
Alright?
It be- I've never had E-Sex before.
I will be losing my E-Sex virginity
the next time me and Jinxie do that stream.
What do you mean pushing 50 who just fucking said that who the fuck just said
that shit bro's pushing 50 what do you mean bro's pushing 50 I'm 21 I'm young
I'm younger than EVE, I'm younger than Jakesy, I'm younger than Ron, I'm younger than Lacey.
I'm literally the youngest.
How are you telling me I look 50?
Fucking time for this shit bro.
I'm gonna go upstairs, I'm gonna go get a snack, I'm gonna go upstairs, I'm gonna
go get a snack, I'm gonna go take a piss, I'm gonna take a break because yo, that
comment just pissed me off, bro.
Fuck you.
Waiting in the cold
Waiting for the right hour
And then I just see it all
Look at them, they're all so beautiful
Matchdown!
No for the glory of God hello give a mic I know you don't like bro come on
Guys your agent listen
I'm gonna say right now
Whoever dodges God bless you your family your mom your dad your brother your your girlfriend and
Make God and make God bless you. Please dodge. Well one of you guys please dodge
Oh, that didn't work.
Muda, you look hella good today. Joey.
My God, Joey's tough.
And it's yours
And I'ma let you do it, how you like it
I like it, like it
I know you know I know you want to kill it
You'll be shot at, I'll supply it to you
I've got you there, oh I've got it there
I
Missed that the worst fucking back side back side back side
One enemy remaining
I don't think no people.
Hey, those are both of you guys right now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes, bro.
Nice, nice.
The big guy who I love.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I do not love you, I do not love you.
Why is your name that?
Why is your name that?
Do you like bombing children?
Bro, no, I do not.
I never said that.
Jesus, what the fuck?
I love that fucking thread in the honor
You guys I'm not gonna live bro when you play this game on fast sense it makes the game a lot more fun
Like who wants to be like a stiff as a cock, you know who wants to be supposed to be Mike is unmuted
Yo, why are you so mean to me bro? Are you serious? I see where you got your name from bro
I see where you I see where you got your name from you from
I see where you got your name from, huh? I see where you're going. I see.
Mother fucker.
Last player standing
Yeah, seriously man all jokes aside, can y'all rate me a skill on the 10?
I don't know why you guys keep calling me chopped and ugly bro. Can y'all be honest bro?
rate rate my eyebrows my eyes my eyelashes my teeth my goatee my hair you
know zero zero you're a bitch zero zero you're fucking chopped never say I
should again Jesus I thought Jinx you was chopped until I saw you horse teeth
these guys have horse teeth
Oh my god, he was he was hot man
It's on I
Don't have a lazy eye dad. I don't I don't have a lazy eye
You're the last person is one HP by the way, I hit him one a 114 he's on he's on a right now
He's on a and he's 114
Yo, so this is five duelists. I feel like we're allowed to stream stack by the way, right?
One HP bro, one HP. According to our race.
Yes, no, no, no, he is. That's already got. One fourteen, one fourteen, that's right.
Nice.
I hope this one's exciting.
I'm out of here.
What?
I'm the key, but I don't see it.
Short gun.
I'm out of here.
What?
I'm the key, but I don't see it.
Short gun.
Short gun.
I'm out of here.
I
Guys the thing is about fast sense I literally cannot fucking aim for the life of me bro
What's your second jet you look nice, bro?
0.28 800.
Muda don't fly too high with that hat.
I'm not wearing a hat.
Bro.
I'm gonna vulnerable close and you walk into my vulnerable that is not my fault. I
Mean the big yahoo bro to be honest
I was gonna request to get free to buy me, but we all know you wouldn't fucking buy me
Wait really
We actually
Yeah, you're actually like
You guys ready? And the go-go close left?
Alright.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Run run! Run!
That just begins!
You had your fun!
That's my time!
The enemy's party show.
OOOOOOOH!
Bro, I don't know how to play fast that's a wall out on how to play fast. It's so hard, bro
Yo, what do you mean? Don't fly into a building head first. What do you guys mean? Don't what do you mean?
Like what do you mean by that? Don't fly into a building head first. What do you mean? What are you guys saying?
Check your stream
For
What are you doing like take that off
I thought he tp'd somewhere, huh?
Sorry, I didn't know he tp'd below me.
I know, no, I didn't know that either, I thought he tp'd here, bro, so I jumped out
of the door.
Yeah, that's what I thought, that's my audio too, like, what?
Stay with DC.
Wait, what?
why is everyone in the chat studying Pringles, what do you guys mean?
No distractions.
Flopping.
Flopping.
Trip around.
Flopping.
Flopping.
Enemy's spotted feet.
Cata catty.
Flopping.
Flopping.
Black player standing.
Huntsie, bro.
I think we just find mid, bro.
No, no.
I think the mid's the worst.
But I feel like b shouldn't be hard, but, I mean, it is hard, bro.
I mean, it's five-doulas.
It's five-doulas.
I think we just gotta spray on like here.
back then
my albacadia is 6-7
Is that worth to get the AWP?
There's still one top mid, Jaybrid has an AWP
There's still one, let's go in
Let's go in, down
2A, 2A
Oh
Bad aim the wall of that is bad aim that is bad aim bro wall of that's bad aim on God that's bad aim
I really haven't loved that bad aim
can we just run back and take back some of this so we don't have to like fight them
on site
let's crack them open
get up there
get up there
any spike down your style
spike down B
settle down
reloading
I'm off, I'm off me
I'm off me, I'm off me, I'm off me
reloading
you
you
you
you
you
I have all of the come close
No way!
Run!
Now to try to...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Fire science.
Last player set.
Target down.
Ah!
I'm gonna tell you bro, we tried.
Muta is really handsome.
Muta, I would like to drain your nuts.
You have the movement of a quadriplegic?
You have the movement of a quadruple chick. I don't know what that means, but it's quadruple chick.
Unfazed the OT Prime, I love you so much guys, God bless you, I love you.
Why are you guys calling me Sped? Why are we spinning Sped emotes in the chat?
Pensioner pingoo with the five months I love you five gift. Sorry. I love you so much. God bless you
One enemy remaining
Do you aim with your nose since it's so big
Like Jesus high-fives don't fucking grow
Don't even fucking start!
Hey, jet, jet, don't worry bro. I'll handle this. Don't worry. I'll handle this.
Okay, okay.
Go here, hit his middle.
High five, what's your face hit level?
I wanna get back to the CS go skins, buy CS skins,
and then tap into CS a little bit, play a little bit of CS.
Cause I already made it to face a little 10, like two months ago.
And then I forgot about it, and then Jinx started playing it again,
and I forgot that it didn't even existed.
So low key CS goes like calling to me again.
Face it level 5, yeah there's no way though you're trolling man.
We're in our backside now now.
Mikey, yes I did! I got face level 10, I swear to God.
Beat her.
Beep beep beep beep beep, you helped me out.
Firefly.
Sashlow! Sashlow!
Sashlow!
One enemy remaining.
No, oh my god, we're gonna win this game.
Wait, we're actually in this game, oh my god!
Wait, someone take my gun, I can hop.
Wait, hi guys, how old are you bro?
You have a 19 year old E-kitten in CSGO?
I mean, to be fair, I do have a lot of valorant kittens,
ends but he's 29 he's 30 pushing 35 47 pushing 50
could you break that drum?
okay
there could be a gun
they left, they left
it's gonna be air, it's gonna be air
you're a fucking terrible rest!
close right close right close right oh that's done that's done 140 140 keep me
back to that neon 140 140 what is she
yes oh my god right now take your pants off let me suck that cock ears
I'm going to borrow a ball and off the drone, okay?
How old do you think I am? I think it's like 20 to 23 max.
I believe in you man.
I'd have to get ya. 22 is good. 22 is good.
Hi boys, this round's for you, baby
Who's the rain I going 16 and 11 dude, look I don't understand
So I asked this question last night but I was just wondering because you guys didn't answer
it good enough did you guys ever back in the day like grab a controller and put it on your
balls and then enable the vibration settings and then like empty the clip on your balls
cocks so you would get hard or was that just me
what do you mean bro what no what do you mean bro what no your name is
literally something about doughnuts you probably stick your cock in the middle of
doughnuts bro don't say bro what no to me
your name is bro don't something about fuck it
I'm gonna be fast.
One more A, one more A.
I mean, if there's a man for the shot, it's probably Moodo.
I don't know.
Should be going back A.
He's on site.
127. 127, 127 close, 127 close.
127.
No way.
Dude, that's hard, bro.
Muda, you heard him?
I know I heard him.
I thought that was my chat, bro.
I thought that was my, my Tini.
Oh my God.
My camera's not even on minimap!
I'm sorry.
You want to play? Let's play.
That's a B. Dirt. Drone.
Before it's gonna die
So what's when I shoot?
Get out of the way
So what's when I shoot in Emo?
Where are you at?
I'm shooting, I'm shooting
48
Chat am I just a cock am I a cock bro be honest am I a cock?
Like you're allowed to be honest chat am I just a fucking cock bro
Cuck lives matter
Let's make some chaos.
Muda, can you enable a feet camera?
Like Jesus.
One more.
One minute.
Start your P.
Dead Dash coming.
We need private servers.
Shashla.
Shashla.
dead-dash i'm in
I mean chat you know what bro I'm here for the vibes dude for five duelists chat chat
for five duelists for five duelists chat have you ever been milked before Muda so you think
Just so you think just so you think just cuz I have no you say you just cuz I have titties
Just cuz I have titties you think I've been milked before really really
titties
Just because I think just because you think I have titties
Hi boys. Hi boys. Can you milk my titties for me? Hi boys
Hi guys, can you milk my titties?
Bro, get me off this fucking shitty ass game, bro.
Get me off this shitty ass fucking game, bro.
Get me off this shitty ass game, bro.
I mean, you know what, guys?
I was here for the vibes, honestly.
I thought I was gonna get 13-1, but, you know, I was here for the vibes, bro.
Did you guys take care of all of this, dude?
Like, oh, my fucking gosh, bro, chat.
Or six, not yet, bro.
I'm deploying R6 later.
Oh, like, oh, I can't just win, bro.
Like, oh my god, I should chud, dude.
I should chud.
Let's see, China might have played that bad
in these games, 13, 17, 20, 15, 13, 16, 25, 20, 20.
Yo, Luda, can you unbound me from the segments?
I was the immortal yesterday against you and Ron.
Check my Twitter at Sakamaru.
I posted proof I wasn't sniping or cheating.
Hey Pinocchio, do you miss Bunny?
Muda, are you going to string with Jinxie today?
Better than me equals cheating classic Muda.
Okay fine on segment ban him bro fine fine on segment ban him bro on segment ban him dude
on segment ban him bro on segment ban him on segment ban who he said his name was Sakamata
His name was Sakya Mada.
But what the fuck Sakya Mada?
What the fuck?
Keep that guy banned!
Where's that guy's name?
Keep that guy fucking banned, bro.
What the fuck?
I just realized what his fucking name meant.
The fuck?
No, keep that guy fucking banned, bro.
The fuck.
Yo, uh, yo listen, by the way, if you guys talk about my nose any longer, dude,
There's going to be consequences. You guys know I you guys know that
You guys don't have connections right like bro like you know I I know like
You know me and Jinxie are the biggest streamers on Twitch bro
So chat if you really want well, I can get you guys bad if you guys keep talking about my nose
Jinxie and who
Jinxie and who
Jinxie and a big fucking nose.
Oh my god, triple fucking duelist.
Are you fucking serious?
We got this guys.
Yo, by the way, if you guys drop a single nose emoji, you're getting banned.
I'm not lying anymore.
Listen, I'm going to close my eyes, right?
I'm going to tab into the game, I can't see chat right now, okay?
I'm going to queue.
If I tab back into Valorant and see a single nose emoji when I tap back in,
I am going to be contacting J-Flow, a very, very, very good, well-known steam,
or sorry, Twitch representative staff member.
And I'm going to get all of your guys' Twitch accounts better, right?
Okay, three, two, one.
Fuck it, bitch-ass pussy.
Can you guys stop? It's been five minutes!
Like, god damn!
Holy shit, you guys are still going.
My god, bro, you can ask anyone in the fucking world.
Hi-Vice. Come on, is Hi-Vice still here?
Hi-Vice, be honest, bro.
His fucking nose is actually that big.
Are they just fucking with me, bro?
Hi guys, is my nose really that big or are they just fucking me bro? Be honest. Jesus.
I don't like it. I don't know dude.
HI BYE!!!
I don't know bro. Like I actually don't fucking know.
Fuck it out of this flash.
Like bro.
I bet you could get at least six donuts on that yam.
Yeah, we're looking for new mods. Yeah, I need a new mod. I need a new mod. Uh, Slash on mod at Popcorn.
Something about donuts with the 10 GIFTS!
I love you so much. God bless you, bro. God bless you genuinely from the bottom of my heart, bro. God bless you.
May God bless you 10,000 times the amount of the 10 GIFTS, bro. Back in your wallet, bro. I love you.
What is this emo? Frank, what are you trying to send me here? What is this, bro?
Like, what do you want me to say here? This emo- Bro, this Night Market was 100 times better than whatever the fuck was on my Night Market, bro.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Fill away, fill away, young, fill away.
I start listening to things you say instead of the other way.
Fill away, fill away, young, fill away.
I start listening to things you say.
Mooda, what?
I guess Mooda have more nose hair than hair on his head.
Also, you scammed me and never watched my video.
Dude, I don't, you guys know I don't even have no,
yo, okay, I'm going to show you guys,
I'm going to get you guys close to my nose, but don't start typing.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe because I'm going to ban you.
I'm serious.
But Chad, look, I have no nose hair.
Look, I have zero.
Like, bro, are you serious?
Like are you guys dead ass
Why are you guys typing that in my chat, bro? I can't breathe
you
you
you
you
you
You
People are spamming muted in the chat I haven't even talked yet like a housing impossible
One right you thought.
I'm blind.
Hi.
Yo, can you guys stop standing still!
Oh, I have plan three blocked.
Okay.
Yeah, I know I-
Really, that's fun.
Thank you for the 14 months.
Yo, I'm not muted!
I KNOW I'M NOT MUTED!!!
If you read this, you're muted. Like, brah.
And I saw a black hole in her nose a few minutes ago anyways, just wanted to say you the goat, stay safe around e-time, and please say hello to me in chat next time, Arga.
I gotcha, bro.
You're the second-time Donovian.
Man, I'm like, just fucking die, that's how you're gonna be talking to me.
Yeah, it's the people who are fucking disgusting right now.
What does the fifth dimension smell like?
the fifth dimension smell like like I don't under what like I don't get it
raw
what I love you almost I love you before
oh you got me you got me
TZZ when's the bunny segment I need to know when I will be able to finish
Jesus.
Fight planted.
Yo, I know chat.
I know for a fact, I'm not fucking muted, bro.
Stop now.
He's taking C and he still has Alman Flop.
Nice shot too.
I did do. I did do.
Don't call me Jack.
Don't call me Jack. You know me as Muda, bro.
Come on.
We're boys.
Okay, we're boys for every time you didn't you turn off
I've been doing extra content recently book money, you know, I don't like I don't take the chat bro
Come on. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, we had yo yo mister yo yo mister Eminem in the chat
Yo, let's go. Yo, I'm gonna throw a beat up for you. I need you. I need you
Yo, I need your freestyle upstairs. Ready three two one
Okay
I see him, he don't need my gear.
But we pull up to the block.
Everybody knows that Previz.
When I say Previz, I mean hello.
From every country we come in, this bitch bring her home.
She'll come to this home.
I, spend the block.
Oh shit.
Yo, mix on site.
Drop the beat.
There is no...
Snipe down A.
last player standing after that nose close up my life hate for months I'm
more impossible is this over popping hello test 123 that's 123 hello hello
Hello hello
I'm gonna go one way, one way
DAAAAAAA
Australian rapping and fucking butter
What's going on?
Watch the, watch the
I can't bridge cop
Like are you guys are you guys done like why you guys bro?
He won the enemy remaining.
Long, long, long!
Nice bro! Let's go bro!
Bang!
I'm talking about bang!
Alright, nah, y'all- no no no no no no!
Y'all have been bad boys, y'all have been bad boys, y'all have been bad boys!
Nnnno!
Nnnno no, you wanna talk shit, huh? You wanna talk shit?
Alright!
Yeah, that's what I fucking thought. That's what I fucking thought. That's what I fucking thought, bro. That's what I fucking thought. Don't piss me off, bro. Don't piss me off.
Alright? Don't fucking piss me off.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Yo, can you stop referring to me?
Can you stop referring to me as NOSMAN?
Like, fuck!
It's looking like more than two, I'm not gonna lie.
I need four counts, dude.
Yo, go garage, I'm all outside.
I
Am I gay yeah, I'd say so like am I gay like
Well, they gave it to me
I don't know what my fucking mix is doing bruh. He's fucking listening to a song is JBLs, bro
Do I have nobody even like on D?
No, I was on the other classic Marcy. Should I like type it a type it off here though?
Like Marcy come on dog
Marcy more like no mercy
But I hate how even one like made a new era of like low-sense cuz not everyone's gonna aim her session on
Did I was mean, but yeah, that's also does that everyone just copies you want to play let's play
A
Thunder from B, so about to peek from B
Rain is on me, back side
Halt!
Amster Hunter!
I'll be here
They might cancel
Listen to me now
Right down
My ult's ready
Whoa whoa, why are we turning?
From B, there
Spike down A
three, two, one.
One enemy remaining.
Lock the site.
Hit it.
Come on.
Let's go.
You guys see how, you guys see how I was at one HP, right?
You guys see how I was at one HP, right?
Please we call that all
Can you some all russ in the chat, please? Can you some all russ?
Can you some all russ in the chat, please?
No, no, we good. We good your ass lucky. No
You're one HP, but your nose is at 100 HP
I'm not every fucking way
I know. I know. I was wondering why I checked up so fast.
You need to drop.
I'm getting angry.
I get it, right?
I understand.
What do you think? Do you have more handsome or more funny?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
Do you think you have more handsome or more funny?
What do you think?
Uh, I mean, it's tough. It's tough.
Do you think he's more freaky or more nerdy?
Nerdy, nerdy, nerdy, nerdy.
I
Freak is fine. I promise you they don't believe me
See what like you like it up your butt or something like what?
I'm also on scene
Mooda, holy shit you look like a bacteria. I love like like what?
Come on!
Chat am I gay, Mur? Chat am I gay, Mur? Huh? Am I gay, Mur? Chat be honest, be honest.
Am I gay, Mur? Huh? Am I gay, Mur?
Muda, I just saw your poster at the dentist's office. What do you mean?
What does that mean? I just saw you at a poster at my dentist's office. What do you mean?
Hey, hey, hey
I am coming in a second.
right up front there
smoke's resonating
do you double play brother?
yeah why not
yeah you listen run bruh
why is that's no way
yo up garage though
could be on CRD
We're small
Once mid
Wow, I mean this is strange 139 jet
They have a if they want to go a 139 jet
What?
Wait bus
Bus my mood I just saw you I just saw you on an ad for a nose reduction poster boy
it's gonna be seek out putting see
mood I just farted in Australia can you smell it
140 jab bro 140 jab 140 jab I'm gonna fucking lose my mind
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind, bro.
Yo!
He just switched to female mode and they will stop with the nose jerks and focus on something else.
If you know, you know.
No time.
Thank you.
Boy, did y'all hear him? He's dead in here!
Oh no.
you
you
you
you
you
That's not even funny, bro. Like come on
I can switch on B, you want it?
No, no
No, you are him
They need this one, so I'll be, get it
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more garage, one more garage
Coming up, running up A, one, two, two
What could I look through already if he swings me on this angle planning right now? I swear
Oh
One enemy remaining
Yo
No!
Not a good answer.
Muda, when you sneeze, does Windsor go into lockdown?
No!
Pause, pause, pause.
Muda, when you sneeze, does Windsor go into lockdown?
No, my city does not go into fucking lockdown, you fucking asshole.
In the half.
Don't make it harder on yourself.
Spend up.
Muda is handsome as fuck. I don't know why you guys are making fun about his nose. Muda my name is Selina and I want you to have sex with me so bad please have sex with me. Selina, chill out. Selina, you know I love you, you know I love you, you know I love you, you know I love you, you know I love you, you know I love you, you know I love you.
You want to play let's play
So you met after you
Let me cover my eye with your ultimate we go out heavy spot
No
No one's fucking with me.
Backsided default, backsided default.
Oh, I thought you had default, fuck.
Ahhhhhhhh
AHHH
DIE
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
Die
When you eat it from the back your nose will turn
My brain will turn
Like fuck
I hate fucking dying on this video game
I fucking hate it
I thought you were just a bit out of the project
I thought you were just like
I thought you were just like
Me and my eyes separated by a sage wool
How are you for long-term?
Why are your eyes separated by a sage wall?
Why are your eyes separated by a sage wall?
Mods better
It's good.
Solid!
No, no, we should just go all by.
We should just go all by.
Oh, I missed my damage.
Sorry.
He's running.
Nice.
I
What have I say like do you see both sides of your nose when just looking straight
Like high-vives, bro!
No, you don't have permission to do any, don't do any, you're with the fuck?
One flanking, one flanking.
a fucking fucking shorty too late I've already been too late mods can be
We start a GoFundMe for Muda's Nose Reduction Surgery.
It's only up from here from the-
ROXYTOES WITH THE FRIED GIFTED!
ROXYTOES, I wanna suck on your to-
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
Puss.
No bait from the end and TP right now, just run away.
That was not the play.
That was not the play.
That was not the play.
Yeah, go for it.
I was not the play.
It's too late.
Move over damage has been done.
I'm done gloaning.
Can I get a skyflash?
It's too late, mood over damage has been done.
Im done gloaning.
Can I get a sky flash?
Come up again on my dog this time.
I'm gonna send dog forward, okay?
He came as soon as my dog goes forward.
Go.
I'm in.
Oh.
How, how?
Why is my solo shog darting?
Is this guy lost his mind?
How is there nobody left?
I actually don't know.
I don't know, that's a really good question.
Chad, I'm hungry bro, what am I ordering?
What am I ordering to eat, Chad? I'm hungry, bro.
Hi guys, are you still here?
Hi guys, what did you order yesterday?
Hi guys, what did you-
Can I sign up for the fuck a fan contest?
Like, fuck a fan contest?
Like, are you retarded?
Like genuinely retarded?
I'm not fucking my fans, bro.
Like...
Hope it's good.
I just wanna hear you.
Like how is he headshotting you there Jinx he went live high-vives is gone
I
Must have what I do
Well, I'm starving. I I need to order food bro. I need to order food chat. I'm sorry. I need to order food, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no seriously. Seriously. I need to order food, bro. I need to order food
I'm sorry, bro. I need to order food
See here of Moodle bro. It's Ramadan. Why aren't you fasting?
do not fucking start with that shit bro do not fucking start with that shit do
not fucking start with that shit
I think Marcia is delaying his mouse instead of his stream.
Alright, the crowd goes wild.
Yo Marcia, don't let this guy talk like that.
Yo Marcia, can you outfrag him so you can just say, how does it feel down there?
Oh yeah, there's a one listen.
We're going to C-Spray here.
I want me, Jet, Fade, Indrage, you too long.
I don't see it, but my stater is all back wall.
So what now?
Go see, did you hear stater or did you hear someone else?
He's back, he's back.
He's fascinating.
Bring them down.
Stand me up.
Sounds like 7 here, Vod.
Yeah, it's like 7 here.
Or 6?
I'm here to get it.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, any heal?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Maybe three years later.
No.
Come on.
Here.
Go.
Right down.
One, and...
Oh.
Nice try, bro.
Nice try.
Aww.
Ah!
I did it.
I did it.
What the fuck is going on?
Muda, can you smell the future?
I-
Does it look like I can smell the FUCKING future?
Does it look like I can smell the FUCKING future, dumbass?
Does it?
Yo, let's just see split again, see split again.
What do you want to do with the diet, Muda?
Did you order food for me and you yet?
Why is there two? Why is there two on top of fucking? Who's C? If Chamber's on B, who's
C?
I'm gonna add for bro, what are you doing about it?
Oh my goodness, yeah, can you just enter so I can bait you and get more kills please?
Thank you.
Actually no.
Do you have a gun?
You got me?
What are you doing?
Why did you choose?
Why are you dropping this guy?
Like what?
Why did you choose?
Bro, like why did you choose?
Like bro, oh my god.
I'm not even gonna read that message bro.
What?
Who knows you longer, me or GMD?
Oh my god.
I'm not even gonna read that message bro.
What?
Who knows you longer, me or GMD?
ahhh, one more time
see, i told you about the blockade point
one more, see, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up
i could have killed him and i thought i'm at 52, get you guys
YOOOOO
kinda stunned, stunned, stunned, best
I've never seen someone like that so far, you're actually weird, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're putting sound boards on the fucking mic, a zombie from Minecraft, dawg.
What the fuck is going on with you?
Why are all the games so bad today, man?
I
Know that's what I say shut the fuck up
That's good
Moses also divide your parents or what the fuck is that space between them concerned?
You want to play let's play
One or not, they're sniping very hard, bro. They're sniping so hard
I don't know how to spot me like why is it 30 what the fuck are you saying pillar
is bro no bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro turn on delay bro fuck delay nobody
even there like you say listen bro if I'm gonna carry you and you get a fucking complain
when you're double negative not a negative
but look like we're going A first and then you're going B
yeah, yeah, yeah
Run C, do a C-split garage from lower, no one's through the window, no one's through the window
but you just lower it, lower the garage, lower the garage, lower the garage, lower the garage, lower the garage
Yo, anybody, anybody wanna shoot at me?
I was fighting for you, I was killing you.
One more back.
Derage on our teammate.
Yeah, solo block, come on dawg.
Yeah, I saw him.
But, you like that, we don't know.
Oh my god, bro.
I mean, I love that.
Why are you healing for 5 HP?
but boy you know you didn't let yeah what if you did you were like 145 or
something
What?
What?
I heard bad things about you, but I've been telling you, you can't have this.
Not good for you.
Bring them back.
I also have a gun to shoot.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
I'll find you.
Oh my god, what a flash, bro.
Oh.
Short, short, short.
One more, you heard him, one more, you heard him, one more.
Yes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's been a ball.
Oh my god!
The monster cannon?
The monster cannon?
The monster cannon?
number one victory real you for tonight we're about to get down
game GMD in tomato town
yeah but you're back son I watch out maybe just quit valorate become a full
time VR chat streamer
Ready I can't break
My god
Holy shit, did y'all just see what I did? Oh my god
So my body's my body holy shit. We're gonna let's fucking game, but we're gonna win this come on bro
Come on, man. Me and you twin. Let's win this game. Let's win this game. Let's win this game
Let's win this game
Well, yes, he's taking a day off today. I don't like it. I don't like it at all. Well, I mean it's a Friday
You know he's already has four million dollars in the bank
Is it a ship club again?
Nice. I'm doing cardio. I'm doing cardio
Swing window swing window swing swing
Oh
My god
I've definitely had those farts before, but you know, we just don't talk about that.
It's a f***ing public, bro.
Alright, we don't talk about that.
It's a public, bro.
Jesus.
Oh my god, like what are you guys saying fracture
KKVV with the tier one get the cell or two and sell a lot of smash god bless you
No, they took my duelists, bro
Oh my god
Oh my god, he's serious
Tell me back. What are we back? What are we back?
Why is everyone saying Teh-Ho?
Why is everyone saying Teh-Ho?
When your boyfriend nuts on your chest, does that shit just puddle up in the middle?
Who do you look shy of?
When your boyfriend nuts on your chest, does that shit puddle up in the middle?
Like you are disgusted.
Like, bro, like, pfft.
They have no idea how hard they say it.
Like, I don't even know what you're saying, bro.
I-I-I actually have no idea. What is Marlon up to today?
Training with the top ten high school basketballs in the country.
K...
Shrouds.
Who knows it's so big you could smoke a cigar in the rain.
Boy, another incursion?
I'm all for making bad decisions, but at some point I've got to learn, no
All right
Chat what is crimson desert?
People were saying this was like a bell better Elven ring is that true?
Hey, Moda. We talked before it's great. You don't take things personally against Israel and Israeli and really appreciate you
you make me happy we're just defending ourselves and helping the US in the
Middle East especially against Iraq with Canada were the best
uh, free pal's time.
we're re-nicking bat.
we're not enough.
oh bat.
oh my god.
Where are we remaking?
Triple high low on the left, nice fake remake, very good.
Who do all your boogers the size of basketballs?
Are your boogers the size of basketballs?
Chamber's going down.
Go go go!
We are dead.
Turn and be meh.
Turn and be meh.
I'm both both both. I'll side both side both.
One enemy remaining.
you guys are so bad. Okay. That was good, but you're not to do. Icecrack. High cortisol.
If you were fully erect and ran into a wall with your nose, okay, I'm not really fucking
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not really a champ.
Get some out of here!
Fine, I'm not a hunk.
San, san, car, and san.
Yo, yo, two drop and two here!
Don't go in the smoke!
Don't go in the smoke!
There's a bucky waiting for you!
Do not go in the smoke!
There's a bucky waiting for you in the smoke!
One day main and one out, Sam.
On site, on site, on site, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Bro, since when did this chat get so funny?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, let's unmod that guy.
Famous for getting unmodded.
Yeah, like, Ares only was gonna...
I guess, bro.
I don't know what's happening
Are your aim so bad because your nose blocks the view
Muda, I'm a 12 year old boy who didn't ate you a few days ago
I watched the essence of your YouTube that sexy muscles and that big nose to be honest
I have ejaculated on my computer
I'm about to turn off CCS, bro.
K-Main's client.
Ooh, rich.
There's no noise anywhere.
I'd be walking K-Main, I'm gonna smoke it.
One's running in this spawn towards A's, draining A-Main.
Yeah
They're like fuck with a man like fuck with a man, I don't fuck them the fuck with a man so smokes is gonna be
Smoking it man
One drop
I'm compressing
One enemy remaining
I almost ready
Got it
Fights planted
Nice nice
Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
Marci, A.I. on my team
What's he gonna type every round or what's happening I don't know that's gonna like high
cortisol very high cortisol
He's gonna be our chat why are you saying that
What do you mean?
Well they're poking at targeting.
Why are you saying that?
Love you big nose, king of ladion.
Your test is a good time bro.
I wish I could have a VR chat real quick.
Ah, thank you.
Alright.
Thank you, though.
Ah.
This is stuck, bro.
I'll all add this to AAA!
They're out.
One-twenty neon.
I'm just running and emigrating.
I'm gonna chat and let you forget that.
Think so.
Where'd the rockets come from?
Muda's giant nose!
That's your one to get to some of the lovies.
That's Femma with the two months I love you.
Has to be, has to be.
I don't know, I don't know.
I am sorry.
We couldn't work out what differences.
Like, what do you guys want me to do there?
Seriously.
I feel good.
What do you guys want me to do there?
Muda has a girl ever rejected your pipe and preferred the third leg you have between your
eyes?
Why is Lars got that?
Pig girl.
More noses so long you could use it as a crosshair in Valor
Yo, yo, yo, yo, mods mods mods
Ben, yo
Like, I'm so serious
Can we Ben everyone?
Like, what do you guys, what do I pay you guys for?
We're lucky, it's good
It's our lucky
You should turn on TTS to 50 cents and turn on TTS to 50 cents and turn on TTS to 50
you are back on mood up okay oh I think I'm okay bro I think okay
9000 people just died cuz you thank you for making these incredible streams and
entertain us with your big ass you want to play let's play can I get a neon
Impression can I get a neon? Oh, no
Just
say oh drop in a but what's our what's our and they tap in the know
Please don't crash it again
I love games but they're this easy bro it's a nice like little like you know
it's a nice little breather one enemy remaining tonight's little breather chat
You know it's a nice little breather
Chai y'all you guys ever think I'll get a girlfriend one day
Moody you low key look like the Froot Loops tupin
Chai you guys ever think I'll have a girlfriend one day to be honest though
If you like this video, don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe.
Thanks for watching!
I'm sure Andy.
you
you
you
you
you
tomorrow kids market
are there on-beat?
no no
there's one arcade
it was main, could be our kids right now
Why'd you never try ArcGraders?
I did.
I tried ArcGraders for a couple of days.
Safe to say it's not my game.
Yo, 4-1 Arcade, 4-1 Arcade, 4-1 Arcade.
the
fact that you are to stop for
a day of a
source of the
other
of
One enemy remaining, slow down.
You don't like that little one-tap?
Be honest bro, do you not like that one-tap, Mr. Nell?
Do you support, like, what are you saying, Smoke?
What type of message, are you stupid?
when are we doing VR? VR is not going to happen today chat. I'm going to get a call with
GC and Hive Eyes and like play that out.
You can roll.
Roll. Yeah.
of
What did you order the only thing I ever order, bro?
The only thing that's healthy.
You're gonna buy it, yeah.
Jack, what is a noob friendly, but good VR headset
to use in that segment?
That's like comfortable and noob friendly to use.
Okay.
Good speech, good trigger.
Any good vibes.
Need a drunk.
Gonna fall back here.
Quest 3, okay.
Smoke's on.
Drop destroyed.
I'm still...
Had an ambition.
Stay in sight.
I'm outta here!
Like that!
That's a concuss!
all four all four all four all 80 80 neon
Fuck.
Rain isn't spawned, too is spawned.
Drop 40.
oh my god hey girl how many kebabs do you eat in a day by the way are we still
having that dirty party later okay love you all right all right all right
All right, all right, bro, chill, chill, bro, come on.
And stop calling me girl.
I'm a guy.
Sound is everything in my view.
So listen for noises.
You'll hear the gestures.
Yeah, that's right.
Go, go, go.
Easy.
Oh my god, look at the.
Oh!
I just saw that!
I
Already saw that clip by the way
I
What and then one tower
Like what
Oh
Linz what is this about
With him and turned my cam on no, let me proceed to say deceptive
He'll use you as a human bowling ball by putting three fingers in my ass. My name is deceptive and this is my story
What the fuck was that?
was 130 arena
and
I didn't play that on low key.
Should I have expected that, bro?
But that's hard, no.
I
Hey girl nice clutch love you bra
You want to play let's play
One enemy remaining.
He's up.
I'm left-handed.
I'm one inch green.
I have to spike.
Good job.
Yeah, good job.
He's dropping.
I'm not going to say he's dropped.
You?
I'm done.
Yeah, he's literally, he has to be dropped.
You're dead in 2 seconds.
That was a good prefire by me.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Question, and then call someone slow.
It's kind of like if I said, that's a great question,
but you're an absolute idiot to think that gambling is only being advert-
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait.
And she took my word for it, and it's all right.
Where the fuck my blood? Where the fuck my cut? Where the fuck my re-
Question and then call someone slow. It's kind of like if I said that's a great question
Question and then call someone slow. It's kind of like if I said that's a great question
But you're an absolute idiot to
I'm gonna watch out. Pokimane is my favorite streamer
Let's see what this guy's doing.
The A2 of chess with Levy!
Fuck it, Chad.
Chad, is chess fun?
Chad, is chess fun?
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
So so you agree my theory in order to be flowy straight you gotta be go
flowy.
Yeah.
What?
You gotta be certain and terminally yes when you can still be straight.
Yeah you think so.
You think so.
For example bro I can get fucked by dude and not be gay.
Like taking a dick in your ass?
Yeah.
The activity is gay.
But if I get fucked and I don't like it it is like gay.
The activity is gay.
The activity is gay at all.
What?
It doesn't have a sexuality, it just is an act.
I think me kissing a guy would be good.
Do you like it?
If I liked it, then I would make me gay.
I think the act is gay, because being like the act of gay is the same sex being attracted to.
Jesus.
That would be a gay act, but it wouldn't make me gay.
But I think the intent is very significant, right?
So let's talk about like, would we describe surgery as violent?
Does someone take you a knife and they're cutting something out of it?
But is it a violent act?
Is there more than any question frames to wait?
I think that- I think-
Bruh.
Uh...
Bruh.
Bruh.
I'm the person that didn't hear anything.
There's only one with the almond.
I
Probably just remission. I don't know
But it goes
Yes, sir
With me, bro, how many of you have to suck your own dick and you can see if you
Never does that
Spike down mid
one enemy remaining
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
one
Get the fuck off of me. I know y'all like that, bro
I mean guys this is like the easiest game I've ever played in my entire life it's
It's literally insane, like, you know.
Well, this is a very easy game for me.
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
Real boys.
Guys, is my voice really that high-pitched, bro?
Like, is it that, like, that, that, that high-pitched?
of the
death of
death of
death of
death of
death
of
death
of
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
What?
He hits that.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Frank, I have Richie.
I have Richie and then I have Spoy on Monday.
Almost I said one round ones are after me
On the TPL, on the TPL, oh hell no
Richie is today at 8.30 chat, 8.30, or 8.
Oh no, I said six, sorry, six, six, six.
Six, so we're gonna do the segment after this game
and then get on our six.
Yeah, makes over.
Wanna make noise on this guy, bro.
Go for it, go!
Break it, break it, aw.
I
Like what is the fucking chances of me jumping he swings like as I jump he swings like as I jump he swings like
Will there be another VR E-date? Yes.
But...
With real VR this time.
With real VR.
Sure sure
Stand there white prank oh it's just
Yeah, if I don't end up if I don't end up cracking on stream bro, I can try guys
I'm in sublining like taking one second
go go go
Wow, that was hard to hit me
Nice
More on it
33 on the 3D
2 good matches
Behold!
To the right!
Let's go!
My ultimate is ready.
Come on!
Go, go, go!
I'm lowing!
I'm out of here!
Come on!
Go, go, go!
Oh, cool!
Oh!
She's just so hard to win, bro.
That was just a hard round to win.
Oh.
I got you!
Go go go!
Oh cool.
She has such a hard to win, bro.
That's such a hard round to win.
You have the layer now.
No.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's so hard.
Oh, Buddha!
I know.
It's so hard to win, right?
I know.
Who can have it on your virtue?
I don't know, they're just walking up everywhere I guess, they're just steak bites and...
This guy's name is the cuck one.
Nobody snipes in this game.
You want to play, let's play.
I guess I just go fuck myself
I mean
Jack is there such that
I'm backside
I see ya.
Remember, it's Burma be manning, if someone want to afloat, I'll fight it with my, I'll
fight in meds together.
Actually just paranoid, I moved around him down, no?
I'll be?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I
The streamers always be me
I'm leaving you to it, I'm leaving you to it, I'm leaving you to it, I'm leaving you
to it.
Yo Muda why are you so sexy and to be honest your nose isn't even that big I don't know
why these guys are all on your dick.
Thank you so much, that's just a nice message.
I need to go my normal, nice, take it off, yeah.
He's a dude.
Why is your reaction time so bad today?
I don't know, reaction time is like different, I don't know.
I got a spawn.
First guy up.
This guy's at Ongs getting old.
This guy's dug in mid.
Fire in this hole!
I've got your trident!
No!
At least three men.
Be spending, be spending, be spending.
What do you mean you're actually have a fast for 34?
I'm not 34, I'm 20.
Jesus dude, like...
Muda, did you gamble? Fuck no, bro.
I'm old. Love you bro. Keep shining. Thank you. Muto's a light ball
I'm out of here.
I'm back to it.
I'm back to it.
I'm down.
Back to it.
One enemy remaining.
Fight down, B.
Stay alive.
I'm out of here.
Stop it.
I'm out of here.
That's all right.
There we go.
No.
Good as-all, man.
Good as-all.
I will be doing it.
I
Do you know is Presta X key my no
Like why you guys laugh at that
Okay bro, I was gonna just take that down.
I know we're stressed out.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I think he's not in the stairs.
I don't know, he's not in the stairs.
He's getting cut.
I think he's stairs, mother.
You guys
What does BN be me is that big nose bitch brawl
Oh, let's go.
Like, how is he there?
Bro, oh my god, I didn't break road.
I don't know why, but I'm actually getting killed in it.
I
Freeze me
How is he there bike planted?
Now actually though, how is he there with the fuck?
Two-Side one how one
I
Want to do anything sir
Nine nine
in the half
Why are you guys calling me goblin like I don't understand
Why are you calling me a goblin?
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
It's my brother
Yeah, I mean it's hard yo, what is that emo?
What is that?
like
like I don't get it dude I don't get it bro I don't get it as you don't get it
bro that's actually crazy why are you so mad calm down bro calm down we need
calmed down
one of the whole to chamber pickings walk up
going to be a man who has popped
going out
Oh
Do you want Buffy? What's up here?
Reloading
Like I don't get it, bro. Can you lock in like I'm trying? Oh my god, buddy's locked. Oh my god, buddy's on stream
Buddy buddy buddy buddy buddy
Locking a lock in a lock in a lock in a lock in a lock in a lock in a lock in a lock in a lock in
Good morning daddy!
This is gonna be fun!
Drop the sprite ship on the road!
Reloading! Reloading!
I have to fight!
Go go go!
I
Can't trust anyone like I don't know
But I can't concentrate. I'm gonna be honest. I can't you know, I slept good buddy. I slept very good, buddy
I slept very good. You know
Well, it's not very good, you know, I woke up, I woke up, I was pretty good, you know.
It would have been better if I woke up next to you.
Airball.
Fumble.
Airball.
Don't ever do that shit again
I'm just gonna be the woman on beat back
Like yo can you slide like fuck heaven heaven heaven
I
Can't wait for our second date in VR this time
Buddy, I can't wait for a double date between me and you me you jigsie. It's a correct
I'm gonna get a VR just for that date buddy. Just for that just for that date. I'm gonna get a VR
bro chat how immersive is it bro when you're in VR like actually I'll be honest
is that shit gonna be crazy oh my god
oh my god bro
yeah buddy I need help like putting chat on my stream too and I want chat to my
left
I'm out of here!
Bro...
Like, I don't understand...
The scheme of the...
There should be one there, one there.
Go, go through my...
I don't understand, bro. Why am I playing like ass, bro?
You know what, chat? No, no, no.
I understand why. You know what?
I understand why, chat. Let me tell y'all why, though.
Let me tell y'all why. Let me tell y'all why.
Let me tell y'all why.
You know, I just ate, like, a 4,000 calorie meal with a cookie.
You know? Like, what am I supposed to do, bro?
get by the century attachments to one
yeah but i think that i know that's too much i think that's too much
that's it
it's like it's only i was there to calm you down
it's not out
it's all
it's got so far in the sewer
chat
chat how are the century attachments are they good the century
attachments? People are like, why do I need those? Like, do I really need those? I feel
like I don't need those, Chad. Do I really need those? I want to sense your attachments.
You need to put them on your top and swing it around.
the
sun is not
the
time
the
time
Shadows traveling
Roll like get the fuck out of here, bro, like get the fuck out of here like genuinely get the fuck out of here
Like actually bro gets to get the fuck out of here
Why are people in this chat so negative you know I actually agree bro I actually agree
I swear to God I feel like everybody's chat is negative and very rude for no reason yeah
I feel like everyone is just very rude for no reason.
Mhm, mhm, mhm, they're broke.
Yup, mhm, mhm.
Let's go, let's go together.
Luda, you looking good today.
Hey, thank you, Spork.
I appreciate you, Spork.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, I'm gonna go rock.
Spork, I appreciate you, brother.
Thank you.
I thought there's no-
You want to play let's play
Bro you are so fucking disgusting
like legit licking like legit
licking the Viper wall
you're so stupid
no no chat I'm going to tell you that chat I'm going to tell you right now
I'm going to tell you right now chat I'm going to tell you right now that play is a good play but he's on my stream so you just need to
He just knows that I'm behind the wall.
I don't wanna hear it.
I've got your trunk!
Oh, I'm dead.
Crazy.
Oh, my.
What the fuck!
Give me a cock!
I've got your trunk!
I've got your trunk!
Oh, my.
Crazy.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
gave me a cock
the bird flew in my face and made me suck its dick
like what is that
i just got bird cock
like what is that
bro this bird just came and gave me its dick
like what was that what was that
but what was that
Go go go!
Yeah, who that?
But what was that?
You were double negative again!
Oh, that bird just fucking teabags my face!
Go go!
The bird thought your nose was its perch.
Go go go!
Cover going out.
I'm out of here! I'm stuck here!
Die, bro! Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
We can't be just wait, just wait. Rake them all in here.
Er, ACT. Bigfoot, are we trying to go out?
In game? Obviously in game.
Muda have you played FNAE again, what is FNAE?
My sphere beast is calling, okay.
You saw your shield?
Yeah, I'm in, right now.
Muda.
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, go half and buy the ultimate, maybe.
Actually, you have to walk down there.
Yeah.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
He's pretty good.
Let's go.
There we go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm out of here. It's reloading.
Why are you remaining? I'll do dodge.
Meh, this shit's stupid.
If you dodge, he try to kill me and kills you.
Oh my god.
Muda, you are playing so good right now.
Muda, you are so good at spectating.
he was dead
he was dead
he's dead
he's dead
he's dead
go go go
go go
go
go
go
start med walk up
i got rocket
i got rocket boots
I don't know what you're doing.
There's an apple on the side.
Thoughts on the...
I'll do an apple.
Alright, Flo, I'm not gonna lie bro.
I don't even know if I want to pronounce this because...
You dropped off?
Worse it's...
Worse it's...
Like...
Like...
Flo, what...
What...
What...
What word are you giving me right now?
Like what is this word?
Thoughts on the worst satire?
The worst satire sauce.
Worst satire sauce.
GoFindSpeak, goFindSpeak together.
Yeah, I've never even heard of this in my life.
I'm going to be honest.
I think you can get there like this on the other side.
Are we dead ass?
I swear on my life on my line.
Have yours pulled out then.
Somebody?
there's a starbender, it's just smoke now, oh shi...
do you have flash?
where are you going?
I'm sorry man, I can't see him, his arms are on me.
That's fine. That's fine.
Can you go away?
Come on, come on.
I think the chamber is always there by the...
You want to play? Let's play.
Oh my fucking donkey titty milk bro like I don't know what I'm supposed to do
there like what am I supposed to do there this guy said red ass side effect
I don't take peptides.
I swear to god I don't.
Nah, nah, nah.
I'll just screen, I'll just screen.
I should be safe.
It's pretty far, isn't it?
Aww, my eyes.
just brief our isn't but you know who is on peptides my tick-tock editor a.k.a
guest
we don't got be named
we're gonna yeah normal
it's always shambles and be made all right all right it's fine
You don't have to jump here.
Just do it.
I'm out of here.
You should wait a couple seconds.
Bro!
Like bro!
I'm not in here!
Switching sides!
This game's actually winnable.
Let's go!
Alright guys, we got three choices.
Mid, A, B. Which one?
Okay, look.
No key, we're winning.
We just land.
Take D-pop.
Me and Nyan.
And you three walk up mid.
Walk up mid?
You guys walk up mid while we take D.
walk up to here and then you can throw your walls down.
Come be, come be.
Go, go, go.
They can be.
Watch out, cover go.
The insta dog got on your game.
This way.
Cheddar was traveling.
They know your chance.
I have the spike.
Where do you make the bombs?
There's a trick person
You know chat for some weird reason bro, I feel like I'm literally like just getting worse and worse this game every day
But I mean maybe just maybe I need to come to an understanding that I don't warm up anymore.
I play variety. I do segments. I'm not who I was two years ago.
I'm not who I was two years ago. I'm not, you know, I'm not who I was two years ago, bro.
And that's fine. That's fine. Like I don't want to, you know, I don't want to stay in valor at my entire life.
You know, I know my I know my limits and I know that I'm better than that
So, you know, I it's it's time that that ship has sailed I need to come to her study that I am not I am not who I was
Two years ago, I am not what was two years ago. I was not that no shit. Just get better. All right
You're getting fucking bad you fucking bitch
21 year old fucking anniversary ML
Commissar
Where's Viper?
Wait wait, just a second
One on
Q-Set
I don't know why he just speaks, man.
Well, sure.
I beg you bro, do your own.
Just let me say it.
Go away, go away, come.
Bad boy, bad boy.
Your mother has stopped scratching her nose for now, come.
The chosen one is going to win you guys this fucking game.
I don't know man, what are you not peeking him?
I was holding D.
Yeah we lost the game bro, yeah chat the trolls won us, that ship has sailed bro, I don't
warm up anymore, I don't get on three hours earlier just to warm up anymore, I don't
do that anymore bro so yeah.
to 20 years old is crazy yeah I'm a contact creator bro all right you know you know I'd
like to I'd like to you know I'd like to I liked I moved on with my life but you know
like I have a girlfriend now her name is Bunny you know we go and eat eats you know like
that's what happens bro so yeah you know
still going oh trust me bro we're going we're going all the way till we're
going all the way one more game I have one more game one more game of me one
more yeah one more of me bro yeah I think we're gonna scrap that valorous
segment wait should we do that segment or no chat should we do 1v1s
With chat or no
One day one day when a hundred dollars if I lose like
Like bro, I'm not gonna lie chat. I'm not feeling very confident, bro
I don't want to lose. I don't want to lose all my money today. I think we push that segment until tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we push that segment till tomorrow because chat. I'm not gonna lie
I'm not too confident right now with that game like I think I'm gonna lose all my fucking money
So I think I think we wait till tomorrow, but I'm playing good, you know
Yeah, I think we wait till I play good
Well, I'm not gonna lie, chat. Drop a six in the chat if you are horny, bro. Drop a
six in the chat if you are horny. Drop a six in the chat if you are horny. Yeah, I'm
not gonna lie, bro. I'm pretty horny right now, chat. I know, I don't feel comfortable
saying this but yeah I'm pretty uh yeah that'd be nice you know that VR that VR
stream changed me bro I'm not gonna lie chat that VR stream changed me
chat what's a golden capa train mean
What does a golden capitrain email mean?
On C4?
Yeah, and this is an insane move.
Check out how sick this move is.
Rose, he's the Bishop protects the rook now!
The Bishop protects the rook, yo.
And who attacks the queen now by moving the pawn two squares?
You said some good taxing queen here.
You're straight up threatening to take the queen because of this pond.
Who's threatening the queen now?
Well, nobody's threatening the queen.
Oh my god, the rook.
Oh my god, the rook.
A backdoor.
Didn't even see him.
Yep.
Wow.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I remember this one Asian kid in my class, like years ago, bro.
He was so smart in chess.
I don't know how he was so smart, but I'm going to keep it a buck with you,
bro.
It was really smart at chess, like beat everyone.
We don't care.
Awkward boner with the tier one.
Thank you very much.
I was a chess champion in high school, death row, chess, you know.
I think you were a champion and I was fucking mopping the floor as death.
Mr. Clean Visor.
Reloading.
You guys want to take street?
Alright, alright. We can do that.
You guys plan B with the deeg.
Smoke's up.
Did you kill him?
No, I don't.
Left dude.
I was not, I was not, I was not, I was not.
I was not on VRChat bro, I was not, I swear to god I was not on VRChat, stop that.
Turn around, I'm almost finished.
Bruh.
NZ.
Christy, with these two mods, I love you.
Crack it with the tier 1 sub, I'll let you see if he got a blessing.
Bro, I don't think I've mentally prepared for that stream by the way.
Awkward boner with the five gifted. I love you so much. God bless you
Blow the street
Shazam just go fuck yourself bro.
Like genuine shazam just go fuck yourself bro
Like I don't know. I don't know. How are we supposed to play this game?
It seems like impossible to play.
Wait what happened?
No, I'm just like I'm just talking to a wiener bro
What would you say fuck you I
Miss you bro, like I just miss I just miss
Yeah, don't we all
How are you bro house life? How's the McLaren you still have it? Yeah, that's pretty good
What's the service on that is it like annoying
Yeah, I want to see you win this motivate and we'll just take fights or just take fights
enemies
enemies
close
okay
okay
fight down B
enemy B
he's definitely screaming
here
I don't think we should get full body tracking, bro
It's just sad. It's actually just sad. Like I don't think full body tracking is necessary at all
Are we just gonna fight us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They try to go out every round or fight men
Like if I get full body, bro, if I get full, if I get full body tracking,
Might as well just put a track around my fucking cock
So that every time I get hard
Like it just point like you know like there's just there's just no point to do that. There's just no point
Like might as well put a dick on it might as well put up a thing on bit on Jinxies dick
And then put one on my dick and then every time we get fucking hard because someone's chip out of us
Like me just get fucking bricked and we get a boner like this
Play it life
I
Nice
Okay
I
Want to make noise running
Yeah
But there was one we gotta go be go be hurry hurry hurry
I don't like this angle, bro.
Fine, bro.
One flanking.
Enemy spotted.
Have a flanking enemy remain.
Main lost.
How's my daddy doing are you getting kills for mommy
You know calm little ace chat calm little ace hey y'all wanted a chat y'all want to be logged in you got
You got me locked in, bro.
I can grab ult both sides.
Oh, we're going mid?
Oh, shit.
Mercy!
I mean, I don't know about Shull, but I think there was a family of seven.
family of seven there the kids were even there this time kids just got mad just
got mad they don't leave their kids at the playground they take the kids with them like
everyone was here yeah you drop them just got mad
we all want to get some reed can you drop a gun yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Jerry Jerry with the five gifted I love you so much God bless you Jerry Jerry I
I love you though, thank you.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, thank you, I love you.
That's it!
Oh, like, how did he hit that?!
Never mind.
Uh, uh, I don't know.
I killed three.
I
Look okay
34 subs changed you not gonna lie. Yeah, Liz hates seeing anyone succeed
I remember one time I got like 20 subs in one day like like six months ago
And I swear to God Liz was like, you know what you should you should you should you should buy us food, bro?
Buy us food. Buy us pizza hot bro. Buy us pizza.
Like, let's!
I got some spike.
I got some spike.
Spike drop.
It's right in front of you.
you guys are free to swing you guys are free to swing by the way you know like
there's not a gun to your head if you want to swing I missed the 2005 mood of
Let's say you missed when I was one years old
Yo, Pothol, how are you, bro? What's going on? How are you?
Mudo remember when I used your uber account to order
daily bradiani
So that was you, huh?
That was you, huh?
You should do a Lebanese stream in Lebanon. Yeah, and then what get fucking streams like 360 no scoped
18,000 viewers changed you
You should let me control your credit card for a day for a segment. Yeah
I'm just done meeting chat for a bit like you guys are all on time out, bro
Bro, where is Tyson lock chambers so fast you have no idea how to play chamber
What do you want from me
There's time when you won't be around without expecting to be fucking god
I don't know
Hi hi got cloned and an antler trying to look for everyone should run after me
Hey, let's all sort of rent a flash
After that after that
Well, Hyper is shooting something
I'm gonna kill them, just kill my A, bro
I'm fucking dead, bro
125 Reino, 125 Reino, let go
Spawn
Oh shit, Chamber, I thought you were gonna run into that heal
Agreed
Marlion is calling you, I'm gonna have Marlion added
Thanks, no no no no no
Sorry
He said a high visor's calling
Jake's future is calling
I'm gonna have to go without you
I
Had a job see how the vehicular arrested the job cell vehicular got arrested
Fuck you eatin on
The humble mood I hate the new mood up
Check, Kanye didn't end up dropping off with that shaggy.
Um, just a bit.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
My girlfriend liked it, so...
I love her very much.
One street.
On your...
He dropped a listening party on YouTube. How did that sound?
I should go and take the connector.
Yeah, you pulled the straight back.
Who's B?
Last player standing.
Spike down A.
30 seconds left yo dick with the tier one salvo love you so much god bless you
girl yo dick think that you're one song dick thank you bro thank you dick I love
Take a dick just let them try to catch me
Yeah, can we get a W dick in the chat please
Make me proud
see you right back
I triggered the Malie and Amity here
push mid
don't push mid anna
They're double off me on the same site.
I mean, don't even ask me how that's possible.
Because I didn't think it was, to be honest, until now.
Like, I did not think that was possible until now, chat. I'm gonna be honest.
One on four, Cliff.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Was there ever a prime Amuta?
I'm in my prime right now.
Y'all been trying to push a narrative since 05.
And me even having my ass convinced a couple times.
And not even a half. I had tougher times.
Only look for sympathy inside my mother's eyes.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right guys enough trolling brawn done enough trolling enough trolling
I mean Jesus bro, like there's just something sauce bro, I swear to God
Like oh my god last player standing
Hi Lily, how are you bro, how are you?
Yeah, I listen to the E album my own time and I listen to like the first three songs
and I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I clicked off of that bitch ASAP bro, hell, I should have asked.
I do not have to literally know, I don't have to let.
that album was so fucking ass I mean that shit was just terrible bro I'm not
gonna lie like that shit was horrible it's gotta be the worst yeah bro yeet
has a yeah yeets album dropped yesterday dude bro if you were a fan of
yeet back in the day do not listen to that album cuz it's gonna it's gonna
It's gonna ruin your uh...
Yeah, it's gonna ruin your uh...
Let's just say it's gonna ruin your uh...
Yeah, it's just gonna ruin.
Let's fly.
I'll smoke a dugout.
You just know where my gift box is.
Oh yeah.
He's playing.
Yep.
There's like, Cody fucking here.
I don't understand.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Bro, look, I'm telling you. It's just, I don't know.
I don't know. Let's go talk to him.
There's like, four bullets here.
You wanna push this, brother? They're all here.
Yeah, we set back to bed. Uh, reset back to mid and search as in there. She's at a family seniority. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah.
He's just like, sir, just insert. We're gonna, we're gonna go or we're gonna send you.
I'm just like.
I like you, let me go first, I mean.
Hey, re-smack, hey, you guys should be good.
He's a re-smacker.
Hello, Fade.
Smoke's resonating.
Hello, dude
One was fire
You'll mix
You should run
One enemy remaining was that's your best or is one of them
Buddy you're like actually just such a good girl like I don't know why it's such a good girl to me like seriously
You're actually just such a good girl
I love you buddy, I love you, take it for the 10 gifts, I love you buddy, take it.
Yeah bro, I do prefer the flavored blasted, they're so much better though.
Bro, why are you still on that?
I just thought I'd help you.
You thought you'd put your input out?
Yeah.
You're my choice.
They look like I was a bad person.
Like I like regular go-fists.
Yeah, the flavored blasted just a leap ball.
Oh, the rainbow ones.
The remos taste the same, girl.
It's different.
No, no, that's just coke.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
They're on me.
Like, what?
5-10.
OK, 55 to the whole, and then I'll blow.
I'll see you.
One enemy remaining.
five. He's one. The chair is three. There. Yeah, let's get the B drop this time. Take
a minute. Focus on your breathing. Helps with your aim. If you're gonna use VR headset
We're gonna see you bricked if you're gonna be standing
Yo, wait, I did not think of that with me break it up. Yo, I did not think of that
Bro, I did not think of that
Bro, oh my god, and you ready for this kind of dash
Hey, where's my house?
Yeah
So you're playing a rock of the early rhythm over here you are
Goal or not goal. Sorry champion one
See one see one. Yeah
I'd actually wake you down in a game. I won't lie. I mean I used to be like GC
like years ago yeah and then I just stopped playing my controller right yeah
yeah bro I was actually GC come on okay
smoke's resonating i'm percussing
yeah
can't do this problem
can't do this like our lady
like i mean like this is the type of shit i don't understand
that fucking shitty ass game bro i've been playing it for five fucking years
and i just don't understand half the shit that happens in it bro
a lot of comms or anything
a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot
i was like uh i was like what i mean
One church, one default.
One church, one default.
Raina can't hear me, I've been blocked.
It hurts.
Raxei and Church.
One church.
Okay.
Light the alarm to cheer when I love you.
Step, load the fire when I love you.
Ely of the fire, I love you.
Thank you.
Yo Mooda, I got to go to the gym.
Can you pause the stream please?
I hate no charges left
So if you guys can be like any any if you guys can do anything in the world or be anyone
like for example a basketball player a youtuber a singer and actor like
literally a fucking like pilot for example you know what what would y'all do
Careful, I-
Make me!
Shut up.
Okay, Street Mix.
Come back, bro.
I'm destroyed.
Too slow.
Bull, like, what?!
He was made of him!
Alright, alright, yeah.
120, Bull, 120.
Who, who?
A lot of, uh, faith.
Shit.
Are they going out?
Watching behind.
Shots.
One dead.
I went back. I might be going B.
Was he in the air when he shot me or no?
They aren't. No, I'll just see if that's his op and it is.
Mooda, I'd be a plastic surgeon just so I can work on your nose.
I'm in.
Oh fuck.
It's all three.
I'll plant it.
It's both all right.
Shaz, you're locked in right now, I swear to god you are.
It's easy bro, gotta shoot.
He's locked in bro, he's locked in.
I'm sure I'll make it this.
Yeah, that's good looks from your shots. That's good looks from you. I actually need this gun or no
They're gonna buy perhaps by Nala
Woppy.
Not smoking until you take your first shots.
What?
Smoked?
That's not a job.
You gave a double snipery.
No, I didn't smoke you guys off just now.
That wasn't my smoke.
Oh, shit.
There you go.
Um.
Okay.
I can ult them as they're running in.
Jim Brick me start here this round, but I just want to thank you for doing help me through tough times
I'm stuck with excited run to you
Anxiety watching you start hurt me get more happy
Bull light I'm not gonna lie. I want to let you know that bra's a guy that has anxiety himself
I know how you feel bro. I ain't not paid
And I want to say I love you bro. Thank you so much
Those kind words
All right, are they all right? Yes
Fuck you light fuck you fuck you fuck your shitty-ass message light fuck you. They're up on say
You say I'm just showing I'm showing light. I love you God bless you though like God bless you God bless you and
Thank you for those kind words light and
Thank you, bro. That means a lot to me like light that means a lot to me seriously
I swear to God like light that means a lot to me like VLR God bless you bro
Jinxie collab change you
Give him art they take it hold this
I just threw up on my mouth
I have to let y'all know that bro
I want to go burp but I threw up a little bit
This is disgusting
It's only up from me that I promise you just gotta wait
And she took my word for it, so I'm just gonna...
I'm...
I move, do I...
I got it
Nice, bro, smoke it off, smoke it off, bro
I was the one who's moving
Hey, kid, jayman
Last player, speed
I thought he was alive still, my bad
I
Don't know it's an issue bro. I'm real bad issue
Like star art every round or something it's not it's not opening a man and you're sitting inside not really holding anything
It's not opening
Like how do I open this?
Not weak though. Oh my god divine
Divine I swear to God. Oh, I just I don't know. I don't tell you fine
It's okay, bro. Let's change you like I'm gone. Let's change you change whatever the list block you a stop talking you you change
If I move it ready for a carbon orb
Just be exit. Can you smoke him in? Yeah
Can you turret just one time?
Eh eh eh
Turrets just went down
Oh yeah
A lot of them, a lot of them, a lot of them
I got a really good
Gonna push through, push through to your top
Here
Flanking him in
Oh
That's our peeking
I
See you
Oh my god, bro, oh, why won't this open?
Like boy literally will not open brilliant
Literally will not open like what do I do seriously?
It's actually not opening bro. It's stuck hot water
Okay, I'm gonna have the hot water that cuz it's literally not opening
Mid
No
Oh
So me house what what buddy buddy just say
You should buy not
Show me how that's my daddy
Show me how strong the mood up with a blind off when it's this round
I'm not
You know what no no no no no no
Same setup go same setup. It's fun. It's fun. I think they keep running out. Yeah, you buy shot
Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not off and if they kill me
I got you quite a couple a
VK
It usually
Let's just fight B, save it all.
Alright, just fucking kill people.
Running.
It makes a lot of noise.
Watch out, watch out, I can hold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's in.
He's gonna be blown.
He's out.
one backhaul
jab backhaul hit fifty
and what in the smoke, what in the smoke man, one or none
you got mollies on the bottom
i'm smoking
excuse the mollies
i'm pillar
no, hook the bomb bro
what are you doing?
Come on.
No.
Yes!
Come up, come up, come up.
Let's see.
Nice job, nice job, nice job.
Next time, switch the bombs so your teammates can shoot at them.
Bull, this shit is not fucking opening, bro.
I swear to God.
Let's go, we won this game.
I swear to...
They're gonna go mid or A 100%.
Bro, I swear on everything I love.
Longa, it's actually like stuck.
Play for A site! You don't have to fight art and die or hold it.
Like, bye for the gods.
Chat even for the gods, don't hold this, you know?
Make him wait until...
Play for A though, play for it.
Hey, dog mid doors.
Taking mid doors.
Frayna, Faye, they're going through the dark.
Water.
Yo, how is no one holding A main?
Walting front side right?
Oh well.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
One job, play for A.
Alright, Bert.
the water bottle and rice they're gonna do the same thing bro it's just not opening
it's yeah I think I tightened it way too hard bro because I swear to God I don't give a
fuck if rock was here he's not fucking open the shit bro don't mix don't fight alright
In street, in street chamber. Two.
Coming up the street, coming up the street.
What's in it, what's in it, nice.
I'm gonna run and have it, I'm gonna run and have it, I'm gonna run. Are they on site?
Flood down, yeah, they're on site.
40 club is street.
I'm getting off bro fuck this shitty ass game fucking done
fuck this fucking shitty ass fucking game bro fuck this shit I played like
Ass I literally top frags, but you're right, but I didn't play good. I'm not gonna lie. Well, I'm not I'm gonna be honest
I did not play good, but I did not play like ass. All right. I still went to I was still one of the top
I was at the top bro. Come on. Yes. I wasn't the chosen one night game. I wasn't dropping 40 kills, but
Not a bad shout not a bad game, bro
No, like whoa
I
Can't I can't grip it from top here because look it's a two-piece
It's a two-piece. I want to take this off, but it's not fucking opening bro
Well, I swear to God it's not opening bro
All those muscles for one
Hot water on what though hot water on what
Okay, I cooked a little break.
We need to do a quick little break, bro.
Pour it over the part, it'll make it expand.
All right, let's see.
See if that's real.
I have a clue that's not going to work though, I have a clue that's not going to work.
Is that gonna work?
Oh my god.
Like every time I pick up the fucking camera, you get just coming chopped.
Every time.
One second, let's see.
Nice. Okay. Nice.
This shit's not gonna work, bro.
Don't put it on the hook.
Yo, can you stop saying you?
Relax!
Alright, hot water on the rubber.
Alright.
Now stop saying snatch.
Alright.
I swear to God that was that was the hardest fucking thing to do ever though
like actually though
yo it's low-key annoying how you have to wash this every day though like
It's low for me, I got him, so I'll never go back to plastic water bottles.
Side effects of noise, the show.
I thought living alone was going to be hard, bro.
I thought living alone was going to be hard.
It's actually calm.
calm. I think it would be the best thing I've ever done. Move the camera. Like what do you
I don't know if it's okay around my cock, like, me want to do it.
But me.
So.
So, if you think that dish soap is bad for you, like, dish soap, is it toxic for you?
Because it should smell like fucking chemicals, bro.
Like, literally, like, smell like literal chemicals.
It's like...
You take the J腿?
No, by the way, this is for everyone who thinks I'm literally 5'5"?
Look at this fridge.
Look who's calling me a fridge.
See, I told y'all.
I am 6 foot, bro.
I am 6 foot, bro.
I am 6 foot.
I'm not on my 50 toes.
I'm not on my 50 toes, bro.
So, I time for some actual siege.
Along with the live row, I can't wait to hop on siege bro.
Chat, do you have to get a chance within this month?
Fuck no, fuck no, fuck no, fuck no, fuck no.
Fuck no, fuck no.
Excuse me?
What the fuck is that posture?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do not start with that shit, bro.
my posture is not even bad bro
my posture is not even bad bro, don't even start with that shit
I am never making it tight like that again
Yalla uviya yalla uviya yalla uviya yalla uviya
Don't be weird bro, don't be weird....
rainbow six siege why do you look like Charlie Kirk
I'm not ready to chat for a bit bro.
Like bro, serious?
Alright, rainbow six siege.
All right, let's play some play ball six stage
Let's fucking go bro. Let's fucking go, you know, man
I love playing new games bro chat as you guys as you guys already know, bro
I've already conquered. I've already conquered Valorant bro when you think Valorant. Who do you think chat chat?
What do you think Valorant? Who do you think when you think Valorant? Who do you think?
Not you, Tens, Taric, Beaman 1, Josh Secchi, Tens, Curry, Aspas, Bunny, Sarah, Florescent.
But why are you putting the Burger King fucking hat on me?
They're not fucking pissing me off.
Oh, time to play Rainbow Six Siege.
In today's video, basically what we're gonna be doing.
Rainbow Six Siege.
Let's see.
Let's see what we got.
Is Richie live yet or no?
All right, so I told him 6PM, get on.
Bro, I told him to get on at six o'clock.
It's six o'clock, he's not here.
Yo, where are you at?
No, he literally trolled me. I swear to God. Richie actually trolled me. Yo, are you getting
on? How do I even just say your name? Alysia? Alysia? I feel like you're going to fucking
get mad if I say her name wrong. Alicia. Alicia. What did Richie say? Can you give me like
fifteen minutes
yo I uh uh Alicia do you want to hop on and play with me Alicia do you want to do a one game
Ebo with you prime I love you so much God bless you
Alicia do you want to get on and play a game with me Alicia
and maybe teach me the ropes a little bit
while he gets on
no mood up i don't want to play such a big nose ass up no one wants to play with
you you fucker
jesus right month we please ban alicia please thank you
you know why are you retweeting that device no sense actually really spoke
why are you retweeting that rough
Oh my god fuck
Then I hit I hit I hit I hit titties and triceps yesterday chat. Do y'all want to see my titties?
Do y'all want to see my titties?
Do y'all want to see my titties?
Okay, but chat if I show you guys my titties you have to drop the liquor's emotes
All right, if I take my shirt off and show you guys my titties y'all
Y'all gonna start spamming the liquors in the chat. All right
All right, y'all gonna start spamming the lickers, all right?
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, guys, you know, I just started benching. Y'all know I started benching 315 last night, right?
Y'all know I started benching 315 last night, right?
Y'all know I started bent y'all know I started benching 315 last night, right?
What is on that clip bro, and I'm scared to press on that clip
Bunny is a freak. Holy shit. What why? Yeah, see chat
I don't want to press anything that gets me banned bro. Like what is bunny doing, bro?
Is that clip bad? Is that clip bad this year?
why do I feel like that clip's gonna be bad bro I don't want to press an I clip
bro that clip I'm scared dude I don't want to but don't show it you're gonna get
banned I mean like I already know how this is gonna go bro like I already know
I know no no no I'm not I'm not no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I
already know that clips gonna go like I have a feeling I have a feeling
No, like no, I'm good. I'm good Alicia. Oh my my name is Master Jack 2244
Jesus it's my name Alicia it was my name for but Alicia it was an Xbox account
I hacked back in the day, okay? Oh and my craft obviously
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Masterjack2244.
My alt is AliciaXI.
Uhhhhhhhh.
How do I add you?
Ubisoft?
MudoRitchie is on?
Well, I promised I'm gonna play one game with Alicia, but he probably has to say hi and
greet everyone first time.
Like, he's not gonna get on instantly going to a game, so we'll probably give him like
10 minutes, 20 minutes-ish.
How do I invite you?
I'm already Alicia, Alicia invited you.
Metrics, I don't wanna watch the clip.
Like I have a feeling it's gonna be bad, bro.
Like I have a feeling it's gonna be bad.
I know, I don't wanna watch that clip.
I have a feeling it's gonna be bad, bro.
Like just off the thumbnail alone,
I just like off the thumbnail alone,
I already know what's gonna happen.
Okay, I'm gonna listen to it with audio
Yo Alicia invited you where are you?
Uh, let me tell him to add my discord. I'm gonna play um...
Hello?
friends are high places and friends that are high still still managed to move
walk straight through a minefield
and then I come back to tell you how that promise you just gotta wait
built this uh how the fuck is she talking to me hello where did I just hear her from
hello hi oh my god what what using a fucking xbox connect wait shit i might have my webcam
Oh
Wow, what is this also count you're getting on
You don't think I'm good. Wow
You don't think I'm good enough for diamond or champ
Wow
Yeah
You were starting on unranked well, I have to get it unlocked. I have to get it unlocked
Yeah, yeah, I have to get it unlocked. How was your day? How was your day?
Is it good you like it like this game yeah, this is my main game although I have to learn valorant, you know
Yeah, I don't think you want to get into that game that game's fucked
This is my type of lobby looking juicy. Are you ready for a diamond yellow? Is it actually down below? Yeah. Oh, I'd love my god
Holy shit, we've already been in console it
What's the bag? I can't shut it so bad. Yeah
Yeah.
Hopefully again we're like clubhouse.
Nice.
Let's go.
Yo wait so can everyone here hear us right now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alicia guys.
I guess it's just us.
Yeah it's just us.
Yo how do I go?
Okay who do we ban here?
Yo wait what's your discord?
Alicia what's your discord?
Uh it's just the same.
AliciaXI.
AliciaXI.
Alicia XI.
Alicia XI.
Chat, how do I, Alicia XI.
Alicia.
Okay.
And then I'm pretty sure Richie set me one too, right?
Did Richie set me one?
Send me one bro chat again bro these gambling deals want no work bro chat
these guys want to work with me so bad bro chat the on the pack draw the same
gambling company that stable and although took but canceled it and then
also lacy took but didn't cancel it
hey there with the five gift that I love you so much God bless you bro they
Keep trying to like get me into a gambling deal, but I didn't I'm not taking it but they keep spending
Everyone got my on got my recover
You know at least yeah, you're supposed to be carrying me, but you know what I'm gonna get into this game promise
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I'm honest, I'm honest.
Rook is one of the worst operators in the game.
Rook is one of the worst operators?
Yeah.
Why?
Why?
It's just kind of...
Useless?
Kind of useless, yeah.
It's okay, I can play some video games.
Well, I auto-picked this one.
I'm not gonna lie.
I was AFK, trying to add a display.
Yeah.
Let me see if I can play him a lot more.
You get auto-picked here.
You're the most useless one.
well you know what at least shaggy been the most useless operator and still get
kills why isn't the best one the world watch I'm gonna show you
reloading so do you know like any color so how about fuck is this guy
Pre-firing me chat. No, I'm not
Is this wall open
Holy shit, I'm so lost right now. I swear to God.
No, you're okay. Don't put in that room. Don't put in that room.
Okay, okay, okay. Get Tom. Let's get Tom. Let's get Tom's out of here.
Oh my God!
yo I'm so overstimulated right now what the fuck
everything is happening
Jesus
I don't understand what happened.
I don't understand what happened.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Yo, holy shit.
Yeah, that's right.
Up for last operator standing.
Oh, they're gone.
They're gone.
He's not HP.
Did we just die? We just lose? Oh my, we lost.
Oh my, we lost.
That's okay, that's okay.
We'll go downstairs, we'll go downstairs.
We'll just fucking boost your fucking fake chassis level to get back.
Nice queen play, bro.
a nice jinx is going to be the mood of what chest up like no kid yo yo I don't
understand bro wait what are you but fuck Alicia fuck okay okay because last
time they like breached everything we can go yeah Jim is okay okay wait is
Is uh, is uh, Fenir good?
Fenir is really good. Put him on like the tops of like doorways and stuff
Remember the last day you like look at him and then you activate him? Yes. I remember that. Yeah, you got that you got that
So this is like kind of like the highest you know basically almost almost the highest you know yeah, this guy's done
One that's like almost champ
go secure the bombs yeah we ran great below John do you reinforce this wall
right here that I'm reinforcing my electricity on it you're tired or
Where are you? Where are you?
Oh, you're bandit.
Wait, so it's bandit, better than Kade?
Uh...
No, well...
With Kade, it's very good, because, like, you can hide it.
But Bandit, you can kinda bandit first.
You can, like, stop it.
You can make it through.
I don't know what to do.
No, I'm not gonna let him trip now. I mean...
Oh, he's looking at this, and it's that one, and then...
Bandit, you got four of them. Kade, you only got two.
So where would I uh, what am I supposed to do?
You know what bro, you know what, let me just hear what you call it.
Do it on like doorways, or like windowjumpings.
They just thought, I think they just shocked your shit, I don't know how.
Yeah, from the windows.
They're putting their gun on this wall.
Oh my fucking door, my door, my door, my door.
I have no game sound. Ah, give me calls, give me calls.
okay um oh my god uh yeah mom's playing it they're on a um blackbeard's a little low
this game is fucking hard bro
you're in the highest elo almost
this is bro this game is uh...
i mean bro when you're like cop and lobbies the game looks kind of easy
but holy shit
is it bad to like egos swing everything
no
it's only by one is like fucking four of them coming at you at the same time
alright we can go
can we be any stoplight scare?
your guy is really good downstairs
If I die, does my stuff still stay active or no?
Is it like Valorant?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, what ups and Valorant do that?
What?
Or Agents.
Like, if it stays alive?
It doesn't.
Nothing does.
If you die, everything's gone.
Yeah, if you die or Util's useless, it's gone.
Right?
Yeah, right, Chad?
There's not a single op.
Yeah, no.
Protect the bombs.
I
Okay, where would they call it where would be the smartest spot to like
So like low key I put a fan right here like the main stairs so they don't
And then I would also put one here this place is called dirt
Located above be ready for all down to 10 seconds
And then I would also maybe
Blue and we're here or like here
Let's actually give me one moment. Yeah, you're lost. It's okay. No, it's okay. All right. You put one right here
See like here sort of what the fuck?
Yes! You got tech, okay.
Now you can only activate two at a time, right?
Yeah, sure.
And then the next one, you're kind of... I'll let you decide.
Okay.
Alright, I know they'll probably come down the stairs or the hatches.
I also feel under where we had the fun here
All right team it's our ass
You okay? Yeah, I'm just thought fucking tripping out brown. I'm not gonna lie more. I see my
We're getting bombs. Oh my god, we're not fucking getting shot from what the fuck
So one of them just hit a trap.
So they're getting vertical on us like uh, yeah, yeah.
Wait on
Activate your dirt friend right? Do you remember that one?
Yeah, it's already on
I'm sorry.
It's quite a mess.
We don't need it.
Cover me.
Yeah, if you can just sell that gun to me, I'll show you this.
You drunk, shot at me, what the fuck!
I
I
Well
Dude no, it's not even your fault, bro like
Oh my god this game is crazy.
That's what I think of Valorant though.
I hate Valorant.
The recolors was nasty.
Boy bro oh my god I just don't even know what's going on in this game like bro Chad
this might be the hardest fucking game bro I swear to god.
I
Roll thought he'd hop on and top frag I spread God I thought that for a second
You know the one thing I don't understand is the angles the angles I feel like the shooting this game is not that hard
Because it's just pulled down
But it's just like you can get shot on the buck from across the mouth
Actually, people just hold like booty-crack angles or something on you
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb
Yeah, I played all the maps except like the uh, oh yeah the last day I saw you run that
Like favela map they're really bad. Oh, yeah, bro. What the fuck was that?
Ah, I just got a red team.
No, I just got a red team.
Five seconds for more insertion.
You've located a bomb. Make your way to the location and defuse it.
You're a long twitch, right?
What the fuck?
Ooh, actually, you're perfect for this. Hold on.
So come to the roof, you pick up.
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll set you up.
I'm just going to shoot.
I just heard him.
Alright, no swarm.
The round just started, Jesus.
Alright, I'm a drone right now, I'm smoking.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I can't hear you but I have spokes, I have spokes not flashes.
No, we can't.
Maybe it's not right.
I mean, I don't even know where a fucking died from,
but I'm gonna be honest.
Nice!
Okay, one more round, guys!
Let's go!
I'm like a little bit better than you!
Yeah, yeah, I'm not better.
Yeah, this guy cannot be all pretty.
I've got a deeper voice in him.
Wait, why are you betting his zombie?
Is his zombie bad?
Um, his zombie is the one that like chose the wall, you know.
She's quite good at this one.
She gets like really good angles.
Call her the fortnight off.
Let's see, I think Bokami's good, no?
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Your fucking mic's fucking terrible, bro.
I'm not gonna lie with you, bro. Your fucking mic, I can't hear you, bro.
Is it my aesthetic?
No, it seems quite for me, too.
Like, I want to get in there, bro. Should I just get in there, like, and just touch me in the angles?
don't came there on your own but like last one is good you got in violence as
well right yeah I just don't know what the angles on this game instead of just
jump through a window and get locked
okay so good dancer yeah are we going to go into the door or no what's your
I can't open dirt, yeah.
I'm gonna get like the hatches, like above.
How do I spawn?
You guys don't work.
Yeah, I can stop the walk.
Watch for some opics, though.
Changing night.
What the fuck? Did I throw that?
I'm going to be careful there's a lot of shots in the snow.
drop this hatch right now who's gonna kill me maybe like for easy to do not
drop the hatch look if you can charge them
you have located a bomb
let's get from me
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
on everything I love I just need confidence bro I just need confidence
Exactly
Okay, so three time game match point or is it over time how does this work?
So it's one by two over time now over time so we need two rounds in a row now, okay?
Okay, okay, okay? What's the longest like you've ever went oh?
In calm games they go up to seven so it can be like well mad he's a seven like mad
Yeah, yeah
Someone said you should play solid snake. He's the best operator to learn
solid snake with solid snake
It's like the the new guy. Have you ever
Metal Gear Solid? No, I never really none either. But like they did like a club
And he's he's like he's like
Secure the bombs
No Richie this game is low-key fire, bud.
Now we're working it, we're actually working it.
You doing good?
How long does a Valemgrain go to? I swear they're so long.
No, they're long, bro. Like a Val game is like 40 minutes to an hour?
Oh my god.
Yeah, bro.
We got like a lot of elo though.
No really, not really, no.
You must protect your boss.
Fuck no.
No no no, it's not that much.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.
I
Defending is like my hard point bro. I'm not gonna lie that how the fuck do you play
They're getting first
Holy shi...
I don't know what I'm doing
I don't see anything there
Nice pickup
One dirt I'll handle them you know dirt now
Oh my god
You're learning the calls of shit. Oh, you're walling
Oh my god
Oh my god
Yo Richie snatched it, be honest, Richie snatched it
Richie snatched it
Yeah, but Richie said Muda. Holy shit. You're the future of our game
Thank you Richie, but I appreciate you bar. I appreciate you. I appreciate you
All right, last time Muda come on lucky. Yeah, we'll win. We'll win. We'll win. Let's see here
uh
Bunker twitch
Rich definitely
Remember remember you got the the bond that's off the wall. Yeah
We need to locate a bomb
oh they're master
yeah master they're master they're master they're master they're master
if i'd you're gonna work hard
You found a bomb. Take your way to its location and diffuse it.
So he said the holding cash that means they're holding like the other side
Oh, I got one though.
Nine.
Wait, get off your truck, Ludaboo to mo-
Ah!
Okay, so we have the left side cast them off, or the right side cast them off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a way to break, uh, okay, wait, I'm gonna...
Yeah, watch out. There's a guy on the stairs on the left.
Does he look on this page?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna watch out for the rest.
Yeah, this is the one they can't install.
No, move the catch.
Just watch out.
That's the guy dead on the stairs, okay?
I can call for him if I can.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna give it a little scan. They're both in cash.
This is the way of a machine.
Pull in the con. What is it in cash?
Found this guy and see me roll up.
Con that?
No, in the fucking shower.
Shower, shower.
Nice.
Oh my god, this game's lucky now, bro.
Yeah
Yeah, I should thank you actually thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What's your main account?
I'll type it. Yeah, well, it's done. I lost my time. Well, that one's like still high though. No, yeah, yeah, I just lost the channel
GG's mr. Mood up. No, that was nice for about thousand. That's what my yeah. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you.
All right, and you know what?
We'll play.
We'll play soon.
If you have time.
Yes, enjoy your co-co-co.
Tomorrow, what are you going to play tomorrow?
Are you going to play tomorrow?
Uh, yeah.
I can play Valorant tomorrow.
Lowkey.
Anything?
Well, get me off Valorant.
Please get me off Valorant.
Get me off Valorant.
Okay, are you off Valorant?
Okay, I'm down.
Seed, seed, seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
Seed.
I
Chat yo, how did I do it a high high lobby chat and a high lobby and a high lobby?
How was that China high lobby? How was that?
So don't tell me that yo yellow here, bro. It's not really weird, bro
Holy shit you are ass. Oh
All right.
Oh my God, bro.
Why is this guy Tommy that's joining us?
Alicia, thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
GG's for everything. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yo, why did this guy Tommy to join us?
Like, bro, you couldn't just call me, bro? Like, Jesus.
Yeah, you could have just fucking had me you have to maybe do a whole fucking discord
Just to fucking call you hey join that discord you fucking big nose prick
Cuz I'm done with you bro. Why are you so mad already?
Listen, I'm your coach bro. I need to be like an enforcer. I need to be like a drill sergeant. Okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, check it get some W Richie's in the chat, please. Yeah
Hey, let's go. Happy B. Whoa
I learned that bro my boss was from looking on bruh
So how the fuck who is solid snake should I unlock the battle pass just like the boys guy
Solid snake. Yeah, is he good
Yeah, he's fucking nasty, bro. Really? Yeah. No. No. He's actually good. Wait, you know what the act 2 is
Act two is no the f2. Yes. Yes. Yes. He has that gun. It's the best gun in
That's which is gone, right? Yeah, that's what whoa, bro. How do you know this stuff, bro?
You've been playing yeah, I haven't played a little bit. Yeah, what level are you 85?
Damn
one and then second of all I think we should one view one and then second of
all I think I think you should put me to the custom and then like teach me a
little bit like something like that you know what I'm saying or you know what
better yet we'll hop into the copper way one of you want me I'm gonna do one
point right wait why are they telling me you're better than jimsy are you
better than Jinxy? Bro, there's levels to the game, Mura. Jesus. Wait, you're actually
better than Jinxy? No, he's really good though. No, no, no, he's really good at 1v1s. I think
I am, but, you know, Jinxy's a really good player though, like, you know? Alright, put
us in the 1v1. Put us in the 1v1. Invite me. Invite me. What's your thing? What's
Yeah, add me, add me, add me, it's R-I-C-C-I
Wait, I'm Ubisoft?
Yeah, Ubisoft, Ubisoft
Uh, uh, uh, R-I-C-C-I
And then S
S
S-O-P
S-S-S-O-P?
No, no, no, just S-O-P
Yeah, okay
And then R-A-N-O
Pretty short, right?
Yeah
Well, all you got is fucking like, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, who you bro watch wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, who you calling ugly, bro, bro
We can go we can know we've seen you. Yeah, we've seen your nose
I know it fits my body though your fate your nose does not fit your face, bro. All right
What do you mean my nose is proportionate to my hey, bro
You want to go downtown Miami Brickle? We could go we could go girl for girl, bro
We could go up to the girls be like well, how you doing and be like, what do you want like like you want big daddy
You want obviously they'll pick me bro come on. Oh, yo, I'll go to Miami next week, bro. Meet me in Miami
Obviously
You're
I'm leaving this I'm leaving this
BRO!
WHOA WHAT'S YOUR YORKIN' SHOP NAME?
DAMN
WHAT THE
WHOA WHOA WHOA
hold on someone divided me with a bad name
what's your name?
YO
YO is that you?
what is that you?
no my name is masterjack2244
yo yo how do I get this on my screen
whoa whoa whoa whoa
Iraqi woman with the five gifted
thank you so much god bless you
Iraqi woman with the
55 gifted sums God bless you yo um
I'm spammed by someone with a TLS name brother. That was you chat chat drop. Why would you think that's me, huh?
Bro, you know, you are ripping and be a tool. I don't I don't rip anything bro. Come on
What is this clip right here? Let me see this clip. Let me see this clip
I'm leaving this I'm leaving this
like her. Yo, yo, what was that name? I need to go like DND. Hold on. This guy's spamming
me, bro. Hold on, hold on. Oh my, so there's a glitch where like people can just invite you
with like any name. Like so some guy had a name that had to do it like, yeah, and I'm
not going to say it. I'm going to keep the stream clean.
I
Hold on I'm trying to fix this I got someone
His name is you are and then I can't like say that I gotta restart my app, bro. I don't know what to do
Fuck warming up
Fucker, bro. My hands are cold, bro. You can actually beat me
Bro, there's no way you could stop that.
Bro, I'm not even trolling.
Alright, so let me explain. Ready?
So, all my years on Siege,
so I only have like, probably like 4,000 hours.
And that's like rookie numbers on Siege, right?
Yeah.
All those hours were on Controller,
but I just made the switch to M&K.
So like, I'm like 30 days on M&K, 20 days.
You know what I mean?
I mean, bro, come on, dude.
But Muda, are you sure you want to play Siege though, bro?
i don't know if you can win trade on this game to get number one
like both
brissy the both don't
no yeah
you know i didn't win trade bro stop that shit
you win trade on anai
and then you go to eeu and win trade
i didn't win trade
get off my dick
i did not win trade
come on bro
uh i'm just saying bro
if you play seed you're gonna play legit
yeah why are you guys laughing at that
shit's not funny
you guys know i...
chat
chat drop
drop a 7 in the chat
If you really think from the bottom of your heart that I went to drop a seven-a-jaddy
You went to the bottom of your heart you think I went to my side call you G. All right, I can invite you I can invite you
Join my invite
Join my invite. Why is my time saying ask him about Joey?
Tell it to us what happened? Hello?
Hello
S.T.O.S. S.T.O.S.
Actually...
Jesus.
Why are you typing?
What do you mean?
No, it's S.T.O.S. S.T.O.S.
Jesus.
You know what you're...
I'm off. I added you, I added you.
Is this your Masterjack?
Yeah, it's Masterjack 2244.
I don't even know what Joey bro, that's crazy.
Well, I actually might slam you, I'm not a liar, I'm fucking hitting shots or no.
Bro...
You're not slamming nobody, bro.
I'm a stream sniper, bro.
That's why.
So you might actually be in the U.S.
I'm a stream sniper.
Where did you get this from?
That's in the fucking tournament, bro.
In the fucking U.S.
What?
And bro!
That's cap!
I saw your eyes going from left to right at the time.
I put on your game and then I would just, I would, bro, you're lucky I didn't play
you, bro.
I would have shit on you.
I invited you.
You get that?
You get that?
Ubisoft Connect.
Yes, I have it.
I accept your party.
What's that name?
Locked?
Well, I'm going to invite you again.
Invite me again.
This is your party's loft.
It's not letting me.
Invite me.
Invite me.
I'm going to get me host.
It's just you're offline.
How to go offline, bro?
Because that guy's inviting me.
Fuck, bro.
Fuck!
Yeah, I can't add you or join you because you're offline.
I think let me let me pull some strings hold on here fuck man. Oh
You fucking a moron
Yeah, would you say I said you're good
How do I stop this guy? How do I stop this guy?
How do I stop this guy's name?
I need help!
Bro, what is this guy's name?
Welcome to R6, bro.
Oh my God!
What is this?
You are a...
Yes, yes!
How do I stop that?
How do I stop that?
What's his name, Muda?
What's his name?
I'm not saying it!
How do I stop that?
You have to block him, but I don't know what his name is.
his name is you have to tell me bro I do how do I block him
you can't you can't so you have to go
you have to go offline on the softline
I go offline please go like you be connect yes okay
I hold on I actually
hold on like hurry
problem actually trying bro actually I actually don't know yeah check
does that someone in my channel I I had a restart my game to do it
I had to restart my game to do it
Yo restart your game restart your game
Restart your game. Wait. Are you on steam or you'll be connect? I'm on you be connect. No, no, no like
Visible I'm unvisible. I'm unvisible. You're not visible. It's still happening to me. It's not. I'm still getting invited
I'm restarting your game restart your game. Jesus fuck. I won't be able to fight you, bro
No, no, no, just keep it. Don't restart your game. I had to restart bro
I thought if you had this fucking guy dropping you or a fucking, it's getting crazy
fuck bro I don't know how we're gonna get in this lobby dog I'm not gonna lie
yo what the fuck is a shitty ass game I have the fuck I was a thing 500 glitches
yeah that's bad bro it's bad I'm used to it you gotta get used to it bro every
day there's a new glitch oh my god are you serious yeah you could all you could
plant the bomb in the roof
that's a glitch
there's plenty of glitches
how am I supposed to invite him?
oh my
wait what?
I don't know
oh what
where's the 2v2 with Ron?
where did you get the 2v2 yesterday?
it's all but the 13 months
I love you
bro where cuck bro I'm not gonna lie
Why why why why?
I figured out a thing to do.
Because we both have to go offline to not get notifications from that guy.
Okay, but I can still invite you, no?
No, because I'm offline.
Fuck it, I'll go online, I'll fuck it out.
Just fuck it out, bro, come on.
Fuck it, I'll put my facecam there.
Alright, so you're offline?
So you're gonna invite me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ubisoft, Kinect.
Well, I'm not buded, I'm not buded.
This is how I 1v1'd a tier 2 professional Rainbow Six Siege.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, tier 2?
Well, you're not tier 1.
I'm tier 1.
You are not tier 1.
Stop the count, bro.
Yo, by the way, why did everyone play this game on a controller?
Why did no one start on PC?
I don't understand.
Because console was peak, bro.
Like prime console was peak.
We had Jinxie.
Jinxie was sponsoring $50,000 for the Tornys and shit.
what the fuck yeah he's literally he's literally in the Illuminati brah i'm
exposing him
he was jumping to his house
you like some crazy numbers so everyone was console
and uh...
you know it was just all the viewership was better on console i just
everyone was console
but then everyone switched to pc like
in the last year
so i just switched a couple weeks but i switched like a month ago i'd say
enjoy enjoy enjoy enjoy enjoy enjoy
i'm going to my game hold on
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck, bro.
There's a prime.
Jinxy was like, Rainbow Six seed was locked in.
Yeah, basically, R6 was the worst game of all time.
And then Jinxy just revived it.
I'm a new gen.
I'm a new gen.
I didn't play back then.
I started playing Siege maybe three years ago,
three and a half.
All right, invite me.
Invite me.
I'm online, OK?
Move my face, Cam.
This guy's a loser, bro.
as a fucking child
is he still doing it to you
yeah yeah
she says
uh... all right you know it'll make me host click click dot all party
the party thing and then click on my name in the promoter leader
richie used to use recall scripts
while
but she's a fucking cheater bro like bro
i don't know
Josh used to use me call trips to ask him what a Zim is he's a zimmer
Hello
Even say that bro click the party icon in like the top middle right top middle right, okay?
And then click my name all right, and then we promote to leader
Oh, I can't it's not just let me do that. Oh my gosh
It's not like
Are you in my game? Are you my gamer now? Yeah? All right here, bro. I know I said the shit up
We need you know what I said this shit
Here bro custom game
Create local create online
I'm not online online. Okay. No, you gotta do the settings though. Oh
Wait, what if I just go back and I like like you one sec
What if I just go back and right click you which I can't give me host is that not a thing?
Dude, okay, this game is not worth two to the one KD
That's fucking insane bro, the fuck
Damn, I'm trying to think oh
Oh, go fuck it, bro. You might have to go online quick. Ask him about the friend
Okay, how do I how do I give it to an in-game chat? Oh
I got Apple what are you the leader champion the fuck?
Yeah, yeah, Pringles boy. What's that story one percent ranked win-loss? What the fuck?
No, that's bad. My sats are ass. My sats are ass six. That's like ass
13.8 on console. Yeah, you're a fucking simmer
Chill bro, that's cop. Yeah
Put it on put it on put it on your life. I've never zipped in your life
But on your life. We've never zipped in your life on my life. I never zoom bro on my life. Yeah, you're dying today
Oh my life put it on the I don't know put on the jing see map. They won't that jinx always plays the jinxy map
They call that the Ritchie map, bro. How do I tell you?
I make why you why you laughing bro?
Ask about cronus. Have you ever used a cronus?
No
Bro, I don't
What do you mean put on my leg that's a rom
Okay, that's a rom like that ass bro, all right
Well, how many rounds are we doing dog? How are we doing regular regular?
I'm doing the saddens. I'm doing the saddens hold on
Yeah, what's this Pringle story, bro, dude, I am not fucking no I am no I am not leaking that story, bro
I am not leaving that story
Not leaking the story. Okay, that's uh, yeah, bro. That's
that's
That's hey when on your life you never win Trader, bro
Did I just lag out?
Mota?
Yo.
Chad, I think I lagged out, bro.
Yo, yo.
Yo, what's good?
Hold on, I gotta send a clip.
What is this?
Yup.
What is this?
get
Yo, don't like yo shell why are we pressing? Why are we pressing why are we pressing links?
What the fuck? Why are we pressing links at all? Hello? I mean listen, bro
We all we all had our own Pringles can at one point. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, I'm gonna blame you for that, bro
Hey, you ready for this one V1, bro
I need to get I need to fuck a view count make every view count
Jinxie said your ass
No, yeah, who grant me the strength to win this 1v1 verse mood up. What the fuck you really have like 10 k hours of this game
There's no way enough. I have 4k, bro
All right, let's go bro. Hey any rules you want to send any rules?
No shotguns no stream sniping no zims no cronies
No shield no shotguns there you go
Okay, okay, okay, let's go
Let's go. Hey, you're not gonna round on me bitch hands are ice cold
You are promised this win 300 years ago. What does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
Let's see. Oh my god, you give me the funding too?
Brother.
Bro, what?
G G G
Bro, G G
Let me let me put in your ass first round.
G G bro G G
You've been air-jabbed up your ass.
Bro, you're about to get fucking destroyed in this game.
Yeah.
Bro, come on bro.
Hey, you want to throw, you want to throw a gift on this?
A thousand?
Fuck, man.
Because I lost a hundred gins yard in.
What?
Wait, so what did Jinxie beat you by?
7-2
Jeez!
He did Bolo on this map though
You know Bolo?
Bolo's like the go. Wait, you didn't go upstairs?
Good
Oh, it was on Chalet.
Yeah, it was on Chalet.
Yeah, it's hard.
You like Siege?
It's not a bad game.
I want to get Champ.
I want to get the highest rank in every game.
Now, I think you could get Champ.
Like, no troll.
So, they made this game like for shitters.
So, they made an update where like,
anybody and their mothers could have Champ.
So, like, my grandma with Alzheimer's could have Champ
if she had a five stack.
You know what I mean?
I mean
I think it's a fuck off my game!
This is my game, bitch!
This is my game, bitch!
What the fuck, Digger?
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What the fuck
Yo
Chai saw what?
That's German but I speak German yeah, I know they get boss. I know I know
I know that one.
I know that one.
No!
Yeah by the way, you know what I did before that round?
I muted my chat.
I muted you and I said,
I'm going to give them first round.
No you did not.
I should lie.
You're just a fucking liar dude.
Make your way to it's location.
Do I need to attack?
You came here all in a second,
and then the world, bro.
Wait, why is it not showing up points that are broken, like what did you do?
Ah, it's in pro league, you don't need that, you don't need that, it's like useless.
Big window.
Come on, you're getting fucking destroyed, bro.
Holy shit.
I
Want bro, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Get out of my game
Fuck me
I
My bad daddy like you want a massage later
What the fuck are you doing he literally shoots better than champs?
How are you losing someone who plays bow yo your mods gone your mods fucking raffle bitch
I should have played on controller bro. I should have played you on controller. I'm a fucking shot on mouse
All right, bro, you I'm gonna you I'm gonna like lock in yo
He's out of charity for-
I'm too-
Merry Christmas, Mooda, Christmas came early for those two rounds.
Guy just swinging me, bro, like...
How about the-
No, man.
We gotta stay at PR train.
GG, bruh.
Oh my god
Hey, you let us do good
I didn't even know that was an angle like what is that?
Bro, I gotta play cheese, bro. You're too good
Like what is that?
See you that's like that was like common. I thought you're gonna shit on me
All right, let me wait. What do you know a Rooney by the way?
What the fuck this guy's running a Rooney and Thor and who told who told you that?
still don't worry bro nose vs nose holy shit wait what I don't want the
solid snake have like everything in the world he's all p he's literally danos
bro I don't have all the grenades in the game right now everyone because you'll
be soft money-hungry pricks so when they when they launch something they make
it like broken we would jinx you going hard versus you in the 1v1
dude he was sweating hard was he going hard like hard yeah like hard
damn to be honest are you better now than the 1v1 yes location and
diffusing I don't think we're gonna be one I'm done yo I so how do I use my
character chat so basically you have a radar I'll help you I'll help you you
have a radar yeah gadget thing yeah and you could like see where I'm at basically
tells you where I'm at for walls it's like no trouble mm-hmm kind of yeah
so Chad do I just so what is use what is position mode chat oh look you see me
I'm out.
Oh, I shouldn't have broke him.
Fuck.
Come here, boy.
You're a bop, bruh.
Oh, fuck.
Come here, boy.
What are you doing bro?
Yo you want to push me?
Brr, you've got it, bruh.
Hold on.
Come on, bro.
Brr, Brr, Brr.
Brr.
Brr.
Brr.
What you doing, bro?
What you doing, bro?
what are you doing, bro?
What are you doing bro you got it bro hold on are you surely I didn't it brown
Why I'm not right too good you're too good. No, no you're actually showing why I'm not brah. I'm not I'm not oh my god, dude
Fuck brah snakes LP
Muda, how much did you pay him to throw?
Yo!
I did not pay this guy to fucking throw, bro!
You can kick me in cash app, Venmo, or Gifted's.
Or don't do Gifted's, they'll know.
So, I'm just like, you're good, bro.
Like I'm not a 1v1 player.
Like I'm like, I'm like plat in 1v1s.
You know like I'm basically I'm like demon one. I'm like demon one and one be ones
Like I'm just washed up, you know
No, I'm not brah I'm that ass
Are you at
I
Like there's no way the best bro. There's no way
Why are you trolling
Bro, I'm not good at 1v1s bro. Bro, why are you trolling go? Bro, bro
Bro, this is the case that's not wait
Bro, I think you could hit champ in I think you could hit champ in fucking R6, bro. Yeah, I think so
Are you trolling?
Bro, I need you to actually try you should kick my ass. You swear, bro. I swear. I think you could have champ
That ass
Yeah, you guys need a chip
Fuck I should have put it up higher fuck
I'm gonna come back I'm gonna come back
Where's your camera bitch?
stop stop Richie my fucking camera lives oh my gosh is Jinxie really bro Jinxie's
a 1v1 god he's the one who wants to talk about it was embarrassing wait to
his location and it was actually embarrassing Richie like you fucked on me
bro and I was trying but at the same time I had no confidence in that game
like none why that was my first time
up in batch
You're already dead.
Hey, who told you about demos?
What are you doing?
of
what are you doing
I'm upstairs bro, I'm upstairs.
I know, I'm in my time, but what do I need a lot from you, bro?
No, you actually got it, no, no, no, no, no, no, you actually got it.
Stop.
You got it. I'm my life. You got it. I didn't even see all my screams
No
I don't know, that round I actually tried, but I went hard.
I mean, what do I do?
Like, yo, wait, I won five to one?
Bro, you should, bro, you should, you, bro, you should go pro, bro.
Five to one!
Bro, you're the go, bro.
Yo, you're trolling, bro.
Anyway, yo, okay, let's, let's play ranked.
Let's, I'm down, I'm down.
Yo, I do in champ. Please I want to put you in champ lobby, but I don't know bro
That's gonna lower my confidence, but I don't know if I could do that. Do you have an alt account?
Mmm, it's diamond though. It's like a one below me. No, no, I trust trust trust. You'll be good. You'll be good
You'll be good. Are you sure? Yeah, invite me invite me and start it
You re-sale your game I on accident my bad my bad. I'm reloading. I know yo
Why does it take so long to launch by the way?
The game is fucking
replays the 5 gift that I love you bro. God bless you. Bro. I mean do you think I could actually you think I can actually like
Decent at least. Oh, yeah, bro. I bro on my life
You could hit champ if you actually like wanted to really
I want to start as a series richie. Can we do it like every day me and you like duo
Dual cuter champ. Yes, bro. I want to sort of see
I have a boy on Sunday, but I like Monday and she's here like he's gonna help me
But bro, I would love to have you. Yeah, but like was that one girl I played with Alicia. Is she in the car?
Is she in the community?
Yeah, yeah, she's a she's a good streamer. She's a good yeah, but my chat said she's sports girlfriend. That's true
Don't think so
Mmm, I'm not I don't know the law. I don't know the law. I don't think so, bro
I thought you had a girl on Val dog. I thought you had a girlfriend on Val. I don't have a girlfriend
I'm completely single, bro
You just got your Pringle scan yo stop with that shit
Bro, you'll launch your game, bro. I can't find you
Jesus
Here I can't see you I can't see you you're offline you're offline
Oh
I'll invite you then I'll invite you
Have I never my mind I act I'm gonna start it. I don't need to be house. Okay, but here you be soft connect
Richie invite
Bang, let's go
Hey, I think we follow bro every ranked every rating start this shit. Let's go
Well, I'm copper one though. So when I play these games would be so hard for no reason
Hopefully we don't play a five stack of pros, bro. That's a thing. Yeah. Yeah, so pros will five stack ranked
I think they're screaming right now. So we should be good
We got fucked they sound scary. I have five alpha patch, you know
Way so oh five out past your rip those. Yeah, you think you could go pro and Val if you tried
Yes, but I'd have to
Once I had big nose losers lying, what the fuck?
I don't lie.
Yo, I see big chunks go with the turtle and I love you.
Jason, dawg, what's the five get that I love you?
God bless you.
You think you could go pro?
I would absolutely go pro.
But I have to dedicate my life to it, you know?
So like, no, like, no, like, going out in shit.
You be going out to like the clutch?
Not really, bro.
I'm really like, well, I stream and then I go to the gym.
And I walk in.
Is this a black ice?
Is it purple?
Yes, it's a purple.
It might be.
Oh my God.
What's that?
You want to get Yeager?
We playing with the player.
Oh my God, black ice!
All right, we should be good.
We should be good.
I
You're bad and we're playing ban on more planes sure not layer for all layers
Terrible no so out of these maps like you know all the man. I know all them except emerald planes and layer
I know club okay, so they I think band layer. Hopefully we don't got there
Yes, bang bang bang club club
So in the pro scene, you know, it's called clubhouse. They actually call Richie house
No, no troll they call it Richie house cuz I'm like dominant on this map, you know really I'm about to crazy in this map
Yeah
Yep, yep, I still can't believe I fight bro. You bro. That's actually insane
Bro, you're the goat bro like that. I actually refuse to believe I just fight one do you bro?
You have to be trolling here some shit, right? There's no wrong wash from wash, bro
I'm up. I'm a fucking washed up fucking gamer, bro
Like 1v1's in Valor, are they different from 5v5's?
I mean, yes, of course, they all aim in 1v1's, I feel like.
Like I think you have more hours on mouse than me.
Oh, 100%, bro, 100%.
What up, are you, what up, are you?
No, snake's good, snake's good.
I'll give us the fucking...
We'll just run like duo strats, we'll just walk in together, just take down everybody.
Just fuck them in their ass.
Wait, Richie 1v1 didn't beat Stoppin?
Yeah, but that was Prime Richie right there, bro.
That was my Prime right there.
But you were on a controller.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you think I could beat Stoppin?
Relax, bro, relax.
Is he actually that good?
He would 7-0 you, bro.
Actually?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's King, that's King.
Wait, really?
like straight man in the woods like Mike Myers just staring you down just fucking
one tap fucking dog walks like you'll be begging for mercy bro you know that's
the goat dog have you ever seen stop in the highlights no so like is he like okay
who is better Peter bot in fortnight was I love some but is Peter
Speed of up speed of up
It's because like
Seages see just 5v5 so you can't really carry like fortnight
So stompin just gets sold by his bomb ass teammates way at so far
Now they're good now they're good now
But his teammates were like good, but like they I don't know they just fold it like they got no ice bro breakers breakers break
I'm that team
Yo listen, I have a good shot. Have a good shot. They went CC. We're gonna hit him with a con take
All right
See me
Would you what do you fuck me be honest?
I'm lady boy
All right, so look ready
So I'm gonna teach you it. I'm gonna teach you some shit. There's some shit called like ghost pressure and shit
All right, you know when sieves is a bunch of like windows and like doorways and shit
Shoot down shit like this window for example I shot down so they're gonna think we're going from there, but then bang
We're coming over here
You have a I could join you in do you have you have a
Yo you big nose idiot!
I said you're a breeze charge and you throw a fucking grenade!
I didn't have it and you didn't break the wall with it!
That's a bad start bro.
That's a bad start.
I didn't have it and I have a hard breeze.
Fuck bro.
Aw we should have droned.
We should have droned bro.
Alright so the key is in Siege.
If you sell just blame your teammates like watch this.
And you guys fucking suck, bro, I'm not him.
That's a fucking ass!
You fucking hooligans!
What the fuck are you guys doing?
These guys, they're emo, brother. Now we're swanning.
I
What is that? I'm sorry wait maverick wait wait wait he's getting bombed down to be three
He gets bombed on it's over
See this chutney sir run out to the breach and go on the repellent and they win the game
Yeah, run up to the breach
Now these guys suck about these guys suck these guys are fucking
Ah, there's a little PS, bro.
Hold on, mental chalk this whole roster, bro.
That ass.
You know what mental chalking is?
No, it's mental chalking.
So basically when you lose a round, you just fucking complain, you fucking, you cry, and then you just chalk everybody, you know?
That's like a console thing right there.
Okay, well I'm copper, so we need to get the fuck out of copper.
Yeah, you need to be a good teammate, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I need to be a good teammate.
I'm being a fucking mirror, bro. I'm being a fucking mirror.
Alright, so let me give you a good tip.
So, uh, Thorn is transgender.
So, you know, that's a good tip.
Like, how is it? No. How is that again, Seth?
What the fuck?
You gotta be one of the worst fucking...
You gotta be one of the worst fucking gorges
I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
So Thorn's transgender, Osis transgender.
And that's all the attackers.
And I think that's a...
Who's Osis?
What? Oh, Osis.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna, are you go Osa?
And then I'm pretty sure who's the other one.
I think it's, you have Osa unlocked?
It's a good shot.
No, no, no, I wanna go solid snake.
Solid snake, should I get hard bridge?
Should I do hard bridge this time?
Hard bridge?
Uh, no, they might go down.
Oh my fucking titties.
So you fucking tell me after.
Now you can still change, you can still change.
You're a snake, probably you're good.
You can go whatever. I thought you were on thermite.
I'm not losing to a guy named Swift B, bro. Locking in, dawg. You're selling my shit, Muda.
Ow! I hear the fucking thing in here, dude.
You're right, bro. My hands are freezing right now, bro. Fuck.
What are you doing? Your hands are cold.
I'll put them on my balls, or I'll put them on my-
Get off of me! Just put them there, y'all. Come on.
I'll fuck with that.
Uh, do I have something to-
I don't know.
What?
Ricky sounds so nasally it's pissing me off. I sound nasally what does that mean?
I don't know what to get. Do I have time to get pissed? Yeah yeah go bro you got 30 seconds bro.
That's gonna be a minute bro, it's gonna be a minute.
Mmm what trash should we do chat? Fuck bro. Hand warmers I don't got any.
They went up fuck
Bro, we should probably just go CC over now and what the grim tech
Run at them, okay. I like that. I like that. Yo, he didn't go also talk the strats
Yeah, should I take a
I'm changing mates.
Fuck, bro.
Bob has been looking.
Nah, I won't take him, I won't take him.
We just go CC over, bro, we blast everybody.
Shroud of the fucking day.
We're loading!
Loading dark.
Where is this guy man?
What you doing?
He pissing on a fucking river?
Come here bro! It's pipe E3!
I mean bro my piss has taken so long!
I feel like there's something wrong with my dick or something.
I swear to god.
I think I'm vaping or I'm doing weed or I'm doing coke or some shit
Yo come to me come to me holy fucking angles, bro
Where are you? What are you?
I mean, are you the BB?
Chinese dude
I'm the B. I'm the B. Oh
I'm the Chinese dude
Come here, I'll join you come here
Fucking us!
Worst student of all time!
Stop!
Where's the passion Muda?
Nice!
Good shit bro, you did absolutely nothing for the team.
Why is my shot saying when trade on siege?
I mean that's what it's looking like bro.
Call you Evo trapping
Okay, we just now and we still attacking
Bantorn Bantorn, we're still attacking one more now. It's three is three three
Bantorn Bantorn Bantorn Bantorn calm see look you're bro. You already know like Bantorn Bantorn
They listen now ask your teammates two of them didn't listen though
All right, I don't know where they're gonna go master master coach coach. Where are we going? Where are we going?
Listen listen. I'm gonna go shield up
What oh, okay, uh go warehouse go warehouse, okay, and I
go down
Wait, do you like Finka I don't what bro? What?
Finca Finca. Yeah because not that will figure yeah
Yeah, put on the LMG
What's wrong with my gun now that gunsman you want to go LMG?
Yeah, what why are they saying do the princess strat?
The princess strat. I don't know what the fuck that is. The fuck is that I don't know
I don't know someone in the chat said that though
Seeking forever to load in this guy's got fucking Mickey D's fucking Wi-Fi. No, I know
I know that's the one thing I realized in this game bro like for some fucking reason average the fucking lagger a
Lager I know bunch of dirty laggers, bro
I'm just fuck I gotta go take a piss now, bro
This is the last fucking richie collab I gotta fucking do I'm gonna get fucking canceled up like you with this guy
Fuck it. This is the last fucking game, bro. This is the last fucking game
The drone is located above church and arsenal room chat is a good way to entry chat.
Let me know is it a good way to enter to come over here break this door over here and then
drop down here.
Is this good chat?
Is this a good spot chat?
Is this a good spot?
Break that door and come down here.
That's good.
5 seconds, proceed to bomb location.
Yeah before we start this round I need to ask you one question.
I'm gonna open a book, bro. Anything you ask about me, I tell the truth.
Would you fuck a black girl?
I already have.
Okay. You got your black belt? Me too, bro.
Jesus, dude.
Alright, listen. Whoa, yo! Where the fuck are you going?
Wait for me, wait for me! I'm gonna go first!
Wait, Muto! Wait! Alright, I'm going, I'm going. Hold on, hold on, I gotta blow this.
us all right so when I tell you to pop a finca you pop one right I know it's
cool down right now well oh my god oh my god
see a team six he's on the POS heads up what does that mean what does that mean
come here we're going we're going deep we're going deep
They have a Maestro
RELOAD!
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
I'M AMODA!
RELOAD!
Bro, what are you-
Why are you-
You are horrible!
Like, what is that?!
What were you fucking doing?!
This is a kiddie you bro, I'm sick of you.
Shawty-
Why are you just-
Why are you just running in there?!
IT'S I'M BLITZ!
The Prince has strapped, bro!
Like, do we not drone in this game?
You're baiting me bro, just like you bait your teammates in fucking ballerina!
Oh my god!
Now we have to put up with these clowns and watch them.
About four last time.
You see Ash right there?
Yeah.
Now, have you ever asked yourself, why does everybody play Ash?
Yeah, but you know, why does everyone play Ash?
I don't get it.
Do you want the real reason?
Yes, yes.
So Ash was born in Jerusalem and you ask yourself, why is Ash really OP every season?
Well there you go, she's born in fucking Israel.
There's the lore.
They got any Val characters out of Jerusalem?
one friend Valorant I don't think so
okay
Okay, I wonder why do you want him why they won't watch this I'm gonna tweak them out ready
Yeah, yeah, I became on
He's tweaking actually my
I
We have
I'm not they agree there. Yeah, that's I'm gonna have to agree well this guy's a fucking shitty ass cut teammate, bro
Right he rotated, bro. I gave you the call out like two minutes ago. Oh
Oh, I was a really fast two minutes
Hi
Yeah, that's your known this guy you're known in this calm
No
All right, go runee, but you're nice at a runee. Yep. Yep. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I think Richie has a micro. What does that mean? Oh my bro dick?
All right, do you want the story?
one second one second brah I'm telling a story all right so basically I had an
Eke in and I spent over two hundred thousand dollars on her I paid for her
tuition and I sent her over the shoulder aspects and you could see my cock
And uh, unfortunately, didn't get good genetics down there
Now I'm trolling now I'm trolling now my shit's like a iPhone 17 Pro Max with a case on like the clear case
What about you? Let me see that's I mean, that's not bad. That's good that brought like
Rhino pill a little bit more
I'm gonna dab on a little rhino pill what about you bro you know I would say
my dick is small just to like go with a bit but there's this emo in my chat
called booby and it's literally just me drink jumping jacks with my cock out and
it's just fuck yeah it's bad it's bad it's bad it's bad
Alright, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Yo, pick this up! Pick this up!
Alright, alright.
ASAP! ASAP!
Pick this up, ASAP!
Alright, alright, alright.
Put them on the windows.
Put one right here.
Alright.
So that's a gym.
Alright, alright, alright.
Bang! Nice.
Pull one right here. This is bedroom.
Bedroom window.
Alright, alright, alright.
That's there. People call it master.
And then pull one right here. It's called con construction.
So not on the doors, only on the windows. Why?
like what the f**k
I have an arrow, misclick, misclick, misclick, misclick
Alright so do you know what operator I am?
Yeah you're the girl that makes the-
Exactly, yeah yeah yeah
Alright so look, look
I could throw like text out of zombies and shit
like a zombie is really good on the site
I f**ked it up bram, a f**king failure
So basically I'm gonna explain ranked for you right on on rainbow six so when
you're on defense everyone's fucking petrified so they literally sit outside
the whole round and don't do anything it's called baiters like people just
bait so yeah so you're just gonna it's pretty boring it's pretty boring on
defense like everybody in their mother's bait come back come back
Come on, Muda. The action over here. Come on. Come on.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Over here in Conconcon.
In this room. In this room.
Go, go, go. 5v2.
Go, go, go, go, 8-pump.
Go, 8-pump.
One's on Windows.
Yo, listen.
Punch this.
Punch this.
Punch this castle.
One's going to be over here.
You could one punch it.
You could one punch it.
You see him?
No, I don't.
Fuck, probably left.
He's going to crash.
You are the worst fucking ghost ever!
back in there
fuck! this guy is wallbanging me bro
wait we actually destroyed
I gave you a
a clear colo to where they're at Morda and you lost to one bro
Oh
Who should we bet yo, it's a bad ram. We should ban Ram. We should ban Ram. We should ban Ram. No
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bad band, bro.
Why is the bad thing, now.
Guys in Grim, they were running Grim, Grim's like a top three oppin' game.
Now we go church, now go Church, don't go see the TV, go Church.
Go Church.
Okay, I like that.
You wanna roam or bunker?
I think we roam.
Go, go, go, broken.
Let's do a low duo roam.
Alright.
Thorn, who's Thorn, let's see.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
And I'm gonna go Ella, alright.
Alright, we're gonna hit him with a fucking swift ass roam
Hey, it's like ballerin you got right here. I got blue hair
Whoa, what the fuck we got fucking threats on our roster
Yo, I just seen the jumping jack incident. Yo relax
So chill chill chill chill chill chill
Yo
So chill chill chill chill
Yo, what the fuck dog got a fucking missile down there
Wait, why don't you see it like a soundboard? What is your a douche?
Also in siege so you want to be you want to be cranked in this game, but you want your audio to be fucking crank
Sometimes I think like sometimes they can be louder
Okay
We get that get that just got catch anch
All right, so look we're gonna roam bro. So basically what roamers doing siege is we waste time?
Okay, that wasn't a voice track. That was a fucking lag spike. There's a tornado in Texas. All right
I don't don't know. All right. I was a lag spike. Let me make it clear. Let me
Yo
I'm about to blow this guy's brains out dog
Okay, so our job is
To like run around waste time shoot cams and if we get a kill that's a bonus
Like as a rumor if you waste like a minute thirty and die with no kill
I mean your job's kind of like so soft you wasted a minute 30, you know
I'm trying to coach you
Nice
Nice
Yo, I fucking love that come on
fucking shit dog give him that missile
alright bro like come on dude really dude
didn't see that baiting there baiting it's just
this is our six brother baiters they should be entering the building it's
I'm just gonna get that pussy
Call a strip club over here come on
OHHHHH
YOU'RE BAD
GET THE LUNCH
NOOOO
Nice come on
3k
Like well come on man
What rank is this?
DIMON
This is diamond
Yeah bro, yo
the fuck is this diamond it's ranked 2.0 rank 2.0 so basically she has like
inflation bro so ranked 1.0 there was fucking demons everywhere bro like
plat kids were like plat 1.0's were better than champ 2.0's basically they
just catered to shitters on the new rank system luckily there's a new rank
system coming in like June so I think it's gonna be comp this game's about
be insane in the summertime so like if you actually want to grind siege bro I'd say wait
for next season like it's going to be insane well I should probably like don't start your
series till next season right because it's going to be peak bro like you don't want to
start this season trust really 100% 100% I'm a little castle you know castle the black
dude yes okay bro like yes oh I'm really like trying to explain to the
albs bro did you see me and Jinxies eat it the other day on the on the VR Jesus
bro yes I seem like some clips bro how did you like that I mean I had my had my
phone in my left hand watching that bro bro do you have a voice of those
girls well they they were bad for I know they were bad they were bad not beyond
just like mental illness though did you know we're gonna you know me and six
you're jumping back in a couple of days with VR on and we're doing the same
thing but with you know with the headset with that headset on this time
Oh bro you're 40 bro. I'm 21. I am 21. Jesus, bro, my damn.
Secure the area. Keep the bomb. Why did everyone say I looked old?
Because of that fucking schnaz. Got a fucking honk on you bitch.
I
Know to play your gates
I put one on the large door
I'm going to puberty all right. It wasn't lag. I'm gonna puberty bro. I'm fairly honest
Actually I want to tell you the truth what I what I've been painting estrogen recently
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Yo! Stop running it over here, bro!
Where are you?
Man, put it right here.
They didn't spawn over here. It's clear. It's clear. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Are you sure I'm not gonna die here?
Fuck, bro, I'm not gonna do that shit. You fucking stupid.
I'm not gonna do that shit.
You're good, bro. You're tweaking, bro.
You're tweaking.
You're tweaking, bro.
Pop 4 is located above.
are we gonna win this game bro I can't lose
my monitor closer
use your monitor close to your face or not no no no no no I use it to back the game
just fucking smashing it in
fucking betting it why do I even ask you that this guy's back ruins I'm typing
in the chat hold on
these guys are like
the definition of losers
are you good bro are you good do you need help with that
I don't know what the fuck
yeah I'm good
not these pro, good shits
they're in con, they're in con, you remember what con is?
yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm idiots
don't know if the main wall is open
You got eyes on the main wall?
Yeah.
Nikon.
You got Buttercup?
Yeah.
Do I rest my dire now?
Nah nah nah, leave him, leave him, he's a pusser.
Hold my door, Moodle, hold my door!
Nice!
All right, they're gonna be calm and CC window
He ones on the main wall
No, bro that fucking wall is insane
No, I mean I hit him a lot, but bro like that wall
It's
That's we called DMA so they asked me Richie body two PCs and I tell them
I'm a fucking cheating loser, you know, I have this DMA
So nobody's gonna expect that you know I was good shit. Wait, would you go?
Bro you six in five in a diamond lobby. That's good as fuck sound down actually that's good like no troll
That's good. No troll, bro
But I thought this game is kinda easy dude.
I know Jinx is shit on me so hard last game.
Bro, Jinx is a ham bro. I'm not gonna lie.
I think you rematch him bro.
You got raps now. How new were you when you won V1 Jinx?
I downloaded it and one hour into the game.
Two hours into the game.
See bro, he's still gonna beat you, but I think you put up a really good shot.
like a shot because bro what what I was seeing like like bro like I'm not even
trolling I was like champ shit we're playing plumbers okay so get the
fucking labs no labs the top three map chill been there actually good that's
the only not I've never played ever no lab is top three ask anyone trust
chai's labs top three yes or no if they know ball bro I think your channel is
I'll say labs top three. I never played labs. Thank God. I got coastline. All right, so I'm siege you want to make chem we are team
So I'm gonna ask them
What the fuck
Yo, what did I just say?
Jesus y'all this games fucked up, bro. What the fuck?
I have bad news so the enemy team knows it's us so they might be in the stream
I didn't know it's us because he typed in the all chat. I said stop it Richie
There's stream snipers in this game. It's the did I do that in Val?
No, no kids are degenerates in this game, but I think Siege community is like one of the most grimeous community
Well, that's the case then yeah
People over ranked games, bro. They get serious in this shit, bro swat people. Yes. Yes. Yes awful awful elo
It's bad
Yeah, I was a teammate last game
But so we have good chemistry with our team, you know, he said his favorite swear word
How you just gonna make friends with them, you know
The good thing about sieges you don't get blue hair furries on your team
But so you guys straight like straight like motherfuckers who want to win in chair
Just a word about release coach coach whatever my right here. So you want to put one hooker hooker door?
And then to follow me over here you want to put one awkward double
And then one right here luggage door
fine now do i go home like what do i do here you want to spawn peak yeah they're gonna be like
right there they wait for you when you run out to the left of that ping a little i'm gonna flip
the cam for you now then it's one over there that pussy that pussy oh my gosh this guy's a loser
Oh my gosh, bro. We lost, bro. We lost. I'ma speck to you.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that main window is deadly.
He's on your power, yep. Yep.
Oh good spot is behind the bar you can play the heady the heady behind the bar
Oh the Capitana never mind
You should have done the fucking hallway bro
You got your one though you're a one
Yeah, this Ash is him.
Oh, the Ash?
Yeah, he's locked, he's locked.
He's scripting, he's scripting.
He's scripting like a lot in this game?
Wait, my chat's saying Recoil, script, I wanna say oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, so basically my 90 year old grandmother who was like losing her English could download
Reclose scripts and she couldn't can't get banned for it
Soft just a sorry ass company so
Like no true. I would probably say
70% of champions recoil scripts
It's so easy to set up and it's undetectable for some reason I don't know how
Wait, really? I
Got you, bro
Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. It's like a vibe kill, bro. Everyone cheats in this game.
That's the one bad thing about this game. Besides that, the game is fucking peak.
Wait, so how do you... I feel like we close one of the easiest things in the game, no?
No, not on PC. But the thing is, like, they cheat, so I just cheat back.
Like, I have logic scripts as well. I don't give a fuck.
So it's like, you know...
Hey, bro, I cheat on my girlfriend, I cheat in the game, like, dog, if you're not cheating, do you really want this shit?
Think about it, bro. We'll go over here. Rooney's good
Simple you're not cheating you're not trying
Would you all would you teach me how to
Would you do you want to teach me how to download that after stream? Oh
Yeah, I got you trust me. I got you, bro. Yeah
You got logic most
yeah I guess the super strike come on yo you're gonna get the super strike this
shit's insane
ridiculous I put a gate put a gate on the kitchen window so yeah a lot of
people like to bait on that I wouldn't swing that like later in the round
I'll pull one service.
Alright, one service?
Yeah.
Alright.
You can catch that guy in the swimming pool.
You can pull him back from the door.
You can just anchor site.
Yo, does anyone ever...
Bomb peeked us? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll shoot down for you. Just play the hidey, play the hidey.
Play the hidey over here.
I'll look here right, I'll look here right. We can double spawn peek this.
I don't see anyone swinging me.
Reloading!
They're pussy.
I think there's one spawned over here.
I was a scripted, I was a scripted right there that I killed, that guy's a fucking bum.
How do you instantly know?
Cause my chat when I died by him it looked like it's easy.
Like, when you're, you can just tell how recoil is not organic.
Yeah cause the guy I died by in my chat right away was like,
It was like
Ash killed me when it was maybe 150 meters away and his gun didn't move and ash has recoil
Like it didn't move at all. Oh
My god, oh
This guy's fucking sniping. He's a Cali sniper. All right. Yeah, he's gonna be in sunrise. Is this sunrise?
Not blue bar
Sunrise is in front of you that sunrise or funny. Yeah, so they're in that room right there in front of you
See you left. Oh, hold on
Yeah
So on a rune you're a fat fuck so they might hear you because you're a three armor
Two before two before you gotta you gotta get chowdy. You gotta get chowdy one before you got this
Wow
He's using a sniper. That's like the worst thing in the game like how did he know I'm there though
I'm gonna add a camera in
There's like teched out cams people have like stomping always has a camera on you
That's the thing when you play stomping. He has a UAV basically really mm-hmm
Hey, they might be stream stomping to a fuck oh my god, this game is hard dude. This game is hard shot I
Think that it's easier or it's easier than Val for ranked I
I think ranked wise it's easier bro when I play Valbro. Oh my gosh those kids are like insane in ranks
Like seed ranks bro. It's just they play card. It's like they play like it's TDM. They don't shine shit
Geez I'm gonna go castle wait 40% of high ranked games are all walling I
Wouldn't say 40 that's kind of crazy, but either they're playing or their closet cheaters
Are you gonna go in Val you guys have it amazing? That's why when I fucking play Val I'm fucking jolly as fuck cuz I know I'm not
Getting hacked on
It's bad it's it's probably like
Chow what do you say like top three? I might say like top three top three what?
Like most most hackers
It's just there's so many of them like there's recoil scripters and then there's wall hackers
And oh, there's DDoSers too. You know what that is?
Both people DDoSers in this game?
Yeah, they commit, uh, felonies for elo.
Yeah.
Why?
So Jinxie was about to take this kit to court because this kit kept booting off Jinxie,
like the server, and then he got Jinxie's IP from the ranked game,
and then leaked his IP and then started hitting off his router.
They've been flicks. He's like the biggest loser of all time
Yeah, Jinx he was like talking about that on stream
Because well, he couldn't be Jinx he couldn't stream he kept getting booted
Wait, really?
Yeah, bro. I'm telling you Siege is a crazy community. I love Siege, but you know
Wait, so why wouldn't they just um?
Changes IP address
Um, yeah, I think he ended up doing that but the kids stopped cuz like they found out like where he lived and shit like people from Jinxies come
and go like doxxed
They found like it's high school and shit, so he just stopped and then he went to me right went after me
Yeah, he would DDoS my ranked games. Yo, they're in Aqua. I'm pretty sure
Where you died last time the blue room he's under a pal actually
I need help inside Muda, hold my door.
Miss Bava?
Uh, one's, I think one took our door.
Also you can see the call out of the room on your compass.
Alright, 2v4 we got this, we got this.
There's no cams except for co-vips.
Good.
Get a shield on me, huh?
Nice!
One more, one more over there.
Oh no, no, no.
One's on your door, one's on me.
Nice, Muda!
Last one's in this hallway.
Play my contact.
Listen, listen, listen.
Swing me, okay?
No, he's over here look over here, but don't swing it don't swing it. I don't know I'm just gonna
I'll bait for you. I'll be for you. All right
That's good a bro, bro, I'm not gonna lie this game like I don't know
Yo, I don't know what the fuck is happening though. Why is this?
On god you have champion mechanics already. I don't know how bro. Do you play this game off stream?
I've never played it but the last one was on controller, and it was like 2016
And I swear to God you just use to learn game sense, and then you'll be like really good
Damn bro, that's crazy is Val that hard
This is the Val genetics, bro. Maybe it's the Val genetics
Like I don't know I haven't been able to be yes my gun bro in like 10 years because I've been playing balance. Yes
You like it yes, I mean boy. Yes, I grew up on Call of Duty, bro. I literally grew up on cod
You wouldn't touch me in that game though. I mean probably not now
Yeah
What's your favorites like be a one be a two?
To mw3
Black ops 3 was insane
We need to locate a bomb.
Bro, those were the days, dawg.
I remember first learning about some swear words.
I was in a Zombies B01 on a...
I think the map was called Ascension.
It was like the map with the monkeys.
Okay, yeah.
And this guy told me it was gonna...
R-word my mom.
And I asked her, I said,
Mom, what does that mean?
I need to locate a bomb.
And she slapped me across my face
and put soap in my mouth.
And yeah, that was my that was a warm welcome into Call of Duty
And then I started you know using the words to my own to my own ability in my lobby
Be honest though what kind of emblems did you sir rock and like in like be a 1 be a 2
I used to use like the enemy go their titties out
But the skirt with this skirt they're short
One time I would put my boys phone number as my emblem
Where you at bro come on come on I forget I'm I forget I'm your coach bro
Yeah, what the fuck is this boy? What is this coaching bro?
Carrying my coach right now
Bro you got it, bro. Yeah, I don't know
Drop drop on this bulk
Holy shit I shoot the door down be wary though for your windows you're lucky you're loud
I'm gonna join you in I'm gonna tell you where they're at okay okay go shoot it down fully
shoot it down fully okay he's behind this bar he's behind the bar but hey take care one bro big
that come back that come take care one bro yeah yep oh fuck throw on my name
throw on my name yeah I can't yeah that's PC all right nice nice look play
my refrag okay ready I'm gonna walk oh that kids quit I got him I got him we
killed you yeah yeah that's good aim for me though that's good aim that's good
nice for everyone I need a better grenade keep it 90 bro 90 fuck no we actually
Look, yo, this Ash is throwing.
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Down to one friendly.
Yo, what is this?
What are you doing?
Nah, I don't know what's going on.
Yo, what are you doing, bro?
Oh, yeah, that's another thing about R6, I forgot to
tell you.
So people, elo trap.
Bro, this guy's real throwing.
yes so he's basically just throwing that game
so this guy woke up today probably had his Cheerios
and then he's like I'm gonna throw ranked games
yes that's another
I know what he's doing
I think he's yellow trapping
I don't know though he could try
he's trying now, he's trying now
I'm on.
Oh.
Bro, what is this game?
Y'all never see a game like this with the community, I'm telling you.
And they can't get banned for that.
Someone can just load it and just keep throwing and they'll never get banned.
Wait, why?
They don't ban people for that.
It was like a big problem at one point.
So, people would buy extra Xboxes on console
And then Q at the same time they'd get in the same hobby as themselves and just get like free elo with like 20 KD's
And they'd be on the leaderboards with a 99 win percentage with like a 20 KD, and they wouldn't get banned
What I would take like months for them to get banned
Bro what I don't know what this guy's doing bro
I
Guys literally selling our shit right now, bro, bro. What's a good body of binding grenade to a good like thing
What's it use your mouse button mouse button good as fuck?
Okay, which one which one which one what mouse button at the top or bottom?
I use top for my shirt like my knife is in the top line, but my ability to the bottom. What's your knife that?
My knife. It's bottom mouse button
I'm not the right guy for buying so I'm not that good a keyboard but no
I don't know, that's what I'm saying, but okay, one sec.
Your drone is found on the ground.
It might catch.
So, Jack, my melee attack is this, and my primary gadget is this.
So what should I change?
Like, this is the...
Let's see, let's see, 10 seconds to go, 5 seconds to go,
proceed to bomb location and defuse it
yeah cuz you probably don't need a lot of Mila's chat right chat like Mila's
isn't crazy right like you need to use the money to snipe barricades really
that's what I'm saying yeah all right we're gonna go main lobby okay let's go
you have nades throwing it at the store like throwing it inside the door
yeah it's so it's so it's clear that you tell so they think about it they
have to now they have to worry about that door the rest of the game
Alright. Alright, shoot down this double door.
Okay.
I'm gonna drone it for you.
Okay, left side's clear.
Uh, right side, yo, swinging, swinging, swinging, you're swinging, you're warding.
Right, right, right, let's ward it.
On this yellow ping. On this yellow ping. Swinging out. Get ready.
No, no, no, no, motherfucker, get off the drone, chow him.
He's behind the bar, swinging you.
Nice, smooth out, good shit.
That's the scripter, bro. I can add scripts and you got a new shit on him.
Alright, one's in bathroom. Come take a one with this kid, okay?
right side bathroom he's not even looking at you nice move up walk walk in walk
in shoot this one shoot this one when you walk in walk it and shoot the one I
might drop the mud in my drone but I can't run here they're gonna be in that
site though get ready I'm gonna go to your service
I
Know it was you but I was like yo this guy's nasty
Come on
Yeah, one
Yo, there's no
Yo, this game would actually be my favorite game if they fixed the throwers
The hackers, the scripters, Bull actually modified Bull, yeah.
They fixed everything.
If they fixed everything with this game, this game would literally be peak.
Let's give it the best game.
I think this game would be like top three.
But I would also say the same thing with Valorant Bull.
Valorant, if they fixed the stream snipers, the wind traders, and like all that shit.
The who? The wind traders?
Yes.
You want him to be able to play no more, Bull!
I
Mean what's how can you fix stream snipers though? That's the thing
I mean dude like there's a known the stream snipers that stream snipe like every day, bro
It's just yeah, can't really fix that though
Okay, then I just fixed the shotguns the neon sliding the fucking way way the shotguns
Fucking everything else bro
You put on the land valve on no, bro. I don't I try to entertain and meet back. That's I can bro
Like this jing see when he plays rainbow six
Oh my gosh, uh comp. I mean cut there's no more like comp right now, but for like him
Well, like all right, so jing see all right, so ready. This is now
Wait, what do you office does rank this dead on console? No, oh wait when you mean comp
What do you mean ranks?
Oh never mind never mind.
Alright so when Jinxy plays ranks, everyone in the lobby is in a stream because it's like Jinxy.
So yeah he's part of my stream sniped.
Does he put on delay?
No, no, no. He'll put on like 10 to 15 sometimes.
But that's like bad for a siege still.
Like proper delay on siege is like a minute.
Jesus.
Because people stream snip your strats, your operators.
so it's kind of like Val and I stream sent the agents
well Jinxia when he took a break off siege is because he would he would queue
ranked and then people would queue him on purpose and TK in TKM they would
kill him
yeah I felt bad you know we can walk in sight bro I'm not gonna lie
hold on where are you yeah I'm gonna take all right so there's a dog on the
bottom I'm gonna take my one with this guy
oh my gosh bro he's always bringing up to the left I thought he was holding my
halls you might be able to hop reach that you got hop in and swing your left
My gosh, he's on your bird above the window above the window just walk service walk service
Go to the door that I died to
All right, he's on these holes on this yellow ping in bathroom exactly on this ping
He's he's like on the window now I
I can call those holes I have a camera he's not nice oh my gosh all right ready
look you have a minute left it's basically a 1v2 the ashes is throwing
out you know he's selling look you have to know fake fake fake fake you have
have to go upstairs to get the case
easier
yeah be careful it could be there
is that end?
no no no no no
go get a case go get a case
hurry up you all 40 seconds
go get a case then run to that door
and you're just going to take some ones
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing dude go back to that door what was that it's that door listen scope
Post is where you killed the alibis I'm a yellow ping like close to that yellow ping
You gotta go you gotta go take it one tear on a try bro
Oh, this guy's literally selling us on chips.
This guy's literally slowing?
Like actually?
Yeah, I think he's Q sniped to like sell us.
Bro.
Gosh, bro.
Unlucky, bro.
Unlucky.
Bro.
Yeah, there's a lot of cancer in this game, bro.
It's bad.
That's a little shit.
That's a little, I don't know, dude.
That's kinda lame, bro.
You were frying, though. You were frying.
Thank you, bro. I mean, I'm trying, bro.
I think they had a cheater, too, by the way.
I think that mute was cheating.
Actually?
I think.
Look, they're all streamers.
I mean, he said GG's.
I wasn't scripting.
Yeah, but.
Oh, my god.
He said GG's.
I wasn't scripting.
Did you type in scripting at all?
Or no?
He just said in the stream.
They're just all streamers.
Just in our stream, bro.
Like Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
like me and you verse like people I know like that are toxic for you guys just some bread slices
Thank you very much.
Waiter!
I need another drink.
Waiter, I need a drink.
Yes, okay.
Alright, thank you. Thank you.
Can we get some cocktails going, potentially?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll figure that out.
I don't want to. I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Yo, hi boys. What the fuck are you doing, bro?
You're fucking on shit up.
Oh, God.
I'm fucking on shit up!
Oh wait, I'll wait up!
Dude, alright, oh my god, Rich, I'm getting off, bro, I'm getting mad.
GD, bro.
Yo, if you want, this week we could do toxic 2v2s, that's like peak content.
Like me and you, we're like toxic ass kids.
Yo, I'm down to do 2v2 every rank soon.
Fuck yeah, I'm down, I'm down.
Yo, are you in the VAP 40?
Yeah, I am.
Are you a captain?
I don't know. Yeah, just as it's only changed. I mean to the group chat
Bad bad bad. Hey, let me know for the val tourney. Pick me. I'm locked
All right, bro, I'm down to 2v2 every rank we could do it this week
Yeah, I'm down to do more ranked and I'm down to do more rank just to like warm up my fingers and shit and
Yeah, right now. They're all sniping. Yeah, it's kind of fucked up, bro
And then we'll do like maybe something like maybe like maybe I'll I look you want to do one V1 every rank
Bro, I don't do shut up. That's peak. That's peak. I think you play a little bit more and then do that
Okay, see how far you could get okay, bro. Yeah, keep grinding bro. You're fucking nasty at this game. I love you, bro
I'll try I'm gonna try to go to champ. Yo, I appreciate you playing me, bro. I'm not the one
Yes, of course, bro. Of course. Peace out a baby. Peace out brother
Buh! Like, Buh!
Nah, I'm just getting fucking dead, bro
All right chat, I'm not going to lie, yo, this game bro, I won't lie chat, listen man.
Rainbow Six Siege, I won't lie, is lowkey a very, very, very, very, very fun game chat,
I will not lie.
Rainbow Six Siege is a very, very fun game, but like bro, I played two comp games
and got a troller already.
How?
How have I already gotten a troller?
That makes no sense.
So yeah, bro.
I don't know how I've gotten a troller already,
but that's all good, whatever.
But yeah.
Yo.
Rating Siege on a scale of 1 to 10.
Bro so far like a seven like low-key a seven the only reason why I don't like that game bro is just bro
Like two games that I'm already getting bro scripted on and fucking it and in and stream sniped and
Thrown I don't know this he says. Yeah, bro. See just pretty cool. I see why the fuck Jinx is taking a break from it though
I see why
What is this cut?
What did you do we have some Turkish food? We got a we got a circus friend laser over here
Station laser upcoming DJ
That looks nothing like me
That looks nothing like you know come on do it really
You if you can grow a full beard
like chat does this even look like me bro does this even look like me fucking
bro like come on bro at hi-ats you let me know
Jesus hi-chat wonky another very very very peak stream bro I won't like my
streams of having wonky cinema recently China won't lie bro chat should we
continue with the rainbow six siege should we continue with the rainbow
Hello?
Ah!
Naked man!
Ah!
Naked man!
Okay, I love y'all so much, bro, thank y'all for watching my stream today.
I think today was honestly peak tomorrow chat tomorrow tomorrow stream chat listen
Tomorrow's stream. Let's see what we see here on new desktop tomorrow or you know what we have one right here
Alright chat tomorrow react
React valerance
Beat me win $100 in valerance and
Then watch stop in clips
And then also play siege road to champion with
Alicia
I chat
Yay, nay or gay
Yay, nay or gay chat yay. Nay or gay, huh? What do we think of Jack yay? Nay or gay? What are we thinking?
play some horror fuck out of here with that shit we're not doing horror
I chat I love y'all so much bro listen thank y'all so much for tuning in my
shoes bro you'll listen leave them my life has been a movie bro I see a lot a
lot of a lot of a lot of new faces bro if you're
you
you
you
you
you
So, new to me, I wasn't really in the moment, bro.
Bro, I didn't feel it
But I'm gonna try my best to feel it this year, bro
Because this year I have a really big I have a really big feeling something's crazy is gonna happen this year, bro
Anyway, I love you guys. I'm sorry for yapping, bro
I just like to be real sometimes, but yeah, bro take care of yourself love yourself drink some water
I'm serious drink some water eat some healthy food. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Take care
Where do you want to go?
Cause if you're down, I'll take it slow
Make you lose control
Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where
Cause if you're down, cause if you're down
I need a wonders, God and I see in my head
One more time if I go, I have problems taking hold on me
I need a wonders, God and I see in my head