mooda
๐ง REACTS -> GETTING MY RADIANT BACK -> BEAT ME WIN $100 -> ROAD TO CHAMPION ๐ง
03-28-2026 ยท 7h 49m
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I know I knew a couple of late friends waiting for how many girls that slept in this bed
Say a different number than the one that's in my head
Lying to protect that I'm doing that a lot
Yo, what the fuck?
Married in her 20s, now I wear the front of that
My city love me like a college running bad
Pack a bag, you gon' end up staying really bad
So I just put up with it and I can never get you back
Yo what the fuck is this bro, Muda I dreamed of you yesterday we had a VR sex. Stream faster
please. Yo do not start with that shit today bro. Do not start with that shit today. I'm
serious. Do not start with that shit today bro. Muda I'm new here how would you describe
yourself in three words aura big dick and funny what's up how is everyone
doing I fucking miss you guys bro I fucking miss you guys you better believe
Bro, you better believe I miss y'all. All right, you better believe I miss y'all that ass
That ass that ass I miss y'all that ass. I'm still all right chat. How is everyone though?
How is my family bro? How is my family doing bro?
Jackson lasagna Falcon BMW
Wutha sire, and I miss y'all blow Jenny to the bottom of my heart chat. Listen
Before we even start the stream though, seriously seriously seriously seriously seriously
But before we even start the stream dude, can y'all rate me on a scale of one to ten?
And I'ma let you do it how you want
I like it, I like it
I know you know I know you want it
I like it, you'll be shy too
I'll surprise you, I'll surprise you
I've got you there, oh I've got it there
With your Louis Vuitton jackets on your arms
My old shoes make it six feet tall
Everybody wants you can have them all
But I've got what you need
Feel like that's your body
Holy shit, you just poked my eye
Your nose just hit me
My eye, it's poked
You're so disgusting
Mooda, can you pause the stream?
I'm in the bathroom, gooting to your nose
What is this?
This guy sent a message in...
Well, what is this language called, chat?
Fucking uh...
What is this called?
No, I actually don't know what the fuck that is
bro lives in his parents basement like what dude no I don't both take a
monster three two one said you chat bro come on bro don't say that shit to me
bro don't say that shit to me bro show shit come on that's just not nice bro
alright anyway bro chat bring me on a skill with a 10 go alright go go go
Bring us go in 10 go
Zero okay
Negative 10 okay
Zero out of 10. Okay. You're fat. You're hideous. You're a pervert
Jesus, okay. All right
All right, all right, I guess what is this buddy that you guys keep sending me what is this?
What
No, Chad if I, Chad if I went to Miami, would that happen to me, yes or no?
So if I went to Miami, would that happen to me? Yes or no?
She's absolutely insane from you guys, genuinely.
They'd be scared of that yam!
My lord is even that big!
My stream just started already bage baiting.
It hasn't even been 10 minutes.
It hasn't even been 10 minutes in order to fucking bage bait.
Muda camera delay?
Is there a camera delay with audio delay or no?
Or are they just trolling?
Alright.
We were having a good stream until you were streaming get ass.
Alright bro, alright, alright, anyway, hi Lucas, how are you?
Alright yo, genuinely chat, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, how did everyone, wait what is this?
Where do you guys keep sending me?
What is this?
Did he drop bully?
Oh my god, he dropped the bully.
chat did you guys listen to Kanye West's new album yes or no did y'all listen to
Kanye West's new album yes or no mid mid mid ass terrible okay chat rate rate
Kanye West's album on a scale of one to ten on a skill of one to ten yes it's
ass and then this guy said it's peak so it's looking like it's a mix it's a
Great.
Okay Chad, is it like old Kanye vibes?
Is it new Kanye vibes?
What is it bro?
Rate the album on a scale of 1 to 10.
Bro hasn't dropped a good album since graduation.
Jesus.
Wait, really?
It's old Kanye?
Alright Chad, do we listen to it on stream or do I listen to it off stream?
Let me know.
What is this?
Sure.
They got arrested for shooting a dead alligator.
It was already dead.
I mean still though, that's just so like stupid. Why would they do that?
Is there like, what's the point of like, uh...
What's the point of shooting a dead...
...alligator? Like, what do you get out of that? Is it like...
You take your in-girl on a dead alligator?
I don't even fucking know, bro. I don't understand. Why do you sound like that?
Yo.
Uh, Jolted.
Uh, by the way, Jolted, uh, if you ever...
...come into my chat again. By the way, first time chatter, by the way.
Jolted, GTV, by the way, if you ever come to my stream again and say something like that again, not only will I contact Raul and Drake to get you banned from Twitch, but you have to say sorry. You have 10 seconds to say you're sorry.
You have ten seconds to say your sorry Joel to ten nine, eight
seven
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Fuck you
All right, anyway chat, how is it my bro? How's everyone doing bro?
I know that it ain't everybody
I can never love shit
Muda why do you look like that like look like what?
Muda you stinky Lebanese
Like bro, all right anyway, bro. Oh, all right
All right, bro. All right anyway chat
All right, bro. Listen chat
We do this every single day bro.
We do this every...
Muda, you kinda look good today because of this jacket.
Oh my God, sex, oh my God, sex.
Thank you so much, sex.
Thank you so much, sex.
Thank you bro, I appreciate you bro.
All right, anyway chat, all right.
Listen, y'all know I ask you this question
every single fucking day.
So we're gonna ask you guys questions
between one to 10.
I'm gonna ask you guys questions between 1 to 10 and you to answer with numbers if you're a new to us get used to this
Because this is how we do shit. Oh my god
Chat be honest boy if I threw in a beat right now and try to rap like I was Drake
Do y'all think I would go far in life be honest
Do y'all think I would do y'all think I would go for in life
If I put on a beat on and just started rapping like be honest, bro
There's only one way to find out chat. There's only one way to find out
Yeah, you know, you got a lot of these blesses these days, you know, it's how you give off
I didn't even start singing yet!
I didn't even start singing yet!
There's not a single word that came out of my mouth!
Like, I don't know.
Like, y'all are just haters.
You guys are just haters.
I didn't even say anything!
Like, bro, you guys are so annoying.
I didn't even say anything yet!
Like, I didn't even say anything yet, bro.
I didn't even say anything yet, bro.
Keep it that way. Ouch my ears. Out your nose you mean.
Alright anyway. It's time chat.
It's time chat. It's time. I said it's fucking time.
Jumping Omie 33 if you gooned the last night, jumping Omie 44 if Muda's ugly, type Omie
55 if Muda's nose is gigantic, type Omie 66 if you want a VR date soon with VR with
Jinxie, type Omie 77 if your dick is small, and type Omie 88 if your dick is big, and
type Omie 99 if you're horny, and type Omie 100 if you miss your ex.
Anyway, let's get right into it.
Alright!
I can make it anywhere
Chat
Drop a one in the chat if you slept good last night
True in the chat if you slept like ass
Three in the chat if you if you haven't slept since last night
For in the chat if you missed your ex farm the chat if it's bulked your ex
6 in the chat if you glued last night, 7 in the chat if you had sex last night
8 in the chat if you woke up bricked as fuck
7 in the chat if you woke up horny as fuck
11 in the chat
if it's fuck school
12 in the chat
if it's fuck work
13 in the chat
13 in the chat if you woke up today ovulating on your period or you were wet today why y'all
said 13 mother fucker can't count to 10 which I just want to test like how many girls and
how many guys watch me real quick you know just a couple little basis analysis you know
chat drop a 7 7 7 if you're a girl in my chat
Okay, since there's so many girls in my chat, drop it 888 if you want to go
You wanna date with me?
Drop a 999 if it's fuck no you're ugly.
Let's just skip over the segment today and let's just go straight into react.
Oh, wet nuts with the two months I love you so much.
That's safe with the two months I love you so much.
God bless you.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It's me with the tier one sub.
I love you.
I had sex with my stepsister last night because of the tier one sub.
I appreciate you.
All right chat. Let's fucking go bro. Let's fucking go
Let's see what you guys said in the community discord. Let's see mood up. Please react to this video. What is this?
Jesus all right. All right. Nice cool. Like I first
Today's gonna be a long day, isn't it, huh?
Today is going to be a long day, isn't it?
Yeah, today is going to be a long day.
Chat, what do you guys mean one to one, by the way?
I'm just kind of confused.
What do you guys mean, real, real, not AI one to one,
by the way?
I just want to know.
I'm just very confused.
What do you guys mean one to one?
Does it look like my nose is that big?
YOU DUMBAS!
ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED?
And why you guys are just saying yes?
Needs to be longer to be real.
I'm looking at two of the same people right now.
Alright, anyway, scroll up. I don't even know where we were yesterday. Let's see.
Where were we?
I think we're over here right? Oh God. Oh God.
Bunny called Muto a good boy. Muto is such a good boy.
Got him at us Britt.
Pink with the tier one self. I love you so much God bless you.
What the fuck was Jinxie doing this video, bro?
Like today-
BOOLING BOOLING BOOLING
Bro, Chad, I have a question, bro.
Every time I open up to talk for some reason, they give me like this weird capture.
Like they think I'm like some type of alien.
Chad, do I look like an alien to any of you?
Because I'm just so confused.
I don't understand how that they're like-
Do I look like an alien to any of...
You look like a creep.
Oh my god bro can we get rid of this fucking picture you fucking monkeys bro
this was in high school this was like 10 years ago bro no I'm not a lesbian oh
Oh my god, I am not a fucking lesbian god damn bro
Holy shit, dude
All right, bro like
Jack do you guys believe that this was once me in grade nine chat? What's grade nine?
Freshman check this was me in freshman year by the way freshman year
Chat, you know back in my days, I used to pull girls all the time. Actually, matter of fact, I used to pull more girls in this time period than in this period.
Cap, cap, cap, on my life cap, ugly ass kid on my life, cap on my life cap, cap, cap, brother, you mean pull guys?
Bro you look like a lesbian you look gay
Oh god, this was the worst one this was the worst one bro
No, Sifi with the tier one sub I love you so much. God bless you chat was this bad, bro
Be honest was this bad come on man
Jesus my fucking hate you guys. I actually hate y'all, but what is wrong with you guys like genuinely?
What is what I don't know. There's nothing I was literally just I was young here, but like come on you look Chinese
Mura woman fucking VIP bag bitch
Mura woman fucking VIP bag bitch
Did I just get pressed?
Yo, did I just get pressed?
Did I just get pressed and mugged at the same time?
Okay.
When did he even grow a beard?
I know for a fact, bro.
I know for a fact, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Let me see this guy real quick.
Let me, let me.
Chat, what was this thing?
Does anyone know what his Discord was?
No, I don't know what this thing was.
Whatever.
I was going to call him and tell him.
I was going to call.
I mean, I know you guys are just trolling me because my nose isn't even that big.
It literally looks like a normal nose.
Holy black hole.
My screen just cracked looking at that nose.
Holy black hole.
Stop sealing our oxygen.
What does this mean?
What is this?
Hamas tunnels? What does that mean?
What the fuck is Hamas tunnels?
I don't even know what the fuck that means, bro.
Not even.
Why is everyone laughing? I don't get it.
What?
I don't understand.
Okay.
I don't know what that is, bro.
What the fuck?
Why are you submitting this report?
Terrorism.
It's Muda.
What do you mean?
Tell us more.
Oh
Bro, I love kiddies. Look actually like I actually love kiddies. There's there's there's so cute, but I just love kiddies
I mean, you guys just gay, like you guys just gay, like you guys have to be gay, you know?
Like you guys have to be gay, and there's nothing wrong with being gay, you know?
But like, like, I, I, I, who clips this?
And why is there a McDonald's, I didn't even notice this.
Why is there a McDonald's hat on my head?
Like what, Maude, put that on my head!
I'm on! Put this on my head!
Y'all are weird.
Bro, I mean, y'all just know, like, I don't know, I was just literally mixing that water by the wall.
First game of operation, Deadly Omen.
More daddy! More! More daddy!
Oh my god!
Is there something, is there something I don't know about Onipixel?
Is there, is there something I, wait, did I say Onipixel?
I'm retarded.
I'm going to go ahead and end stream and I'm going to pretend it didn't happen.
Flow domain.
Everyone that just heard me say only pixel is going to forget.
I said only pixel and when I boot the stream back up they're going to call me what's
good.
I
Understand
What's good chopped boy
Well, no chat you want me to be honest you want me to be honest you want me to be honest
You want me to be honest you want me to be honest you guys want me to be honest
He's gonna be honest why I said only pixel to you guys
I don't know why I said only pixel my friend messaged me bro
Look my friend messaged me
My friend messages me look at this
He says bro starts colliding with Jinxie and Oni pixel and forgets about us
one second
Bro starts colliding with Jinxie and Oni pixel and forgets about us heartbreak emoji miss you bro
So chat y'all know like why are we retweeting that right now? Why are we retweeting that?
like why are we retweeting I don't understand I don't understand why we're
retweeting that but okay yo boggles thanks for the black eye mood and then
drops a nose emoji Jesus bro like I don't even understand bro
anybody anybody anybody what I was saying is chat y'all know y'all know
chat y'all know like when you read something but say it on accident instead
of reading it y'all know what I'm saying bro y'all know what I'm saying right
though y'all know what I'm saying chat y'all know what I'm saying though right
no Muda you're just a sped all right
okay
all right
Shall we nigger? Shall we nigger? Shall we nigger?
Does it say the chosen nose on the jersey behind you?
You want to be funny, huh? No, you want to be very funny. Don't you huh?
Nah, you want to be funny, huh? You want to be fun? Oh, no chat y'all think that's funny, huh?
Y'all are laughing at that, huh? Destiny dropping an LOL, huh? Y'all think you're funny. Y'all think that's funny, huh?
Indicate with the Prime sub. I love you so much. God bless you
Okay, well is that retarded about a thing?
Yeah, I mean just go ahead and get them out bro, just get them out.
Just go ahead bro, go ahead, get the sped out, get the sped emotes out bro, go ahead,
just go empty it, empty it, empty it all over me, empty it all over me, just go sped,
go go go just just just go bro just go
yeah just empty it bro just empty it all over me chat just go just go yep there
it is yep there they are real yep drop the speddy
multi-layer
after we lose 12 rounds in a row
okay yo you're tweaking bro chill chill chill chill bro
You guys want to know like one thing I'm just so fascinated about is chat how do like fishes
breathe underwater.
That's one thing I'll never understand is how do you breathe underwater.
Like why didn't, okay, but gills, you fucking retard.
Yeah, but like why didn't God give us gills too?
You know how OP that would be if we had gills?
Like how OP would that be if we had gills
and like everything?
Like imagine we had gills too, bro.
How fire would that be?
You a dumb ass digga bro.
Like what the fuck are you saying?
Because we breathe oxygen dumbass. Yeah, but don't fishes breathe oxygen, too
Because they go they go up to get right
Exactly so why don't exactly they do so why didn't we have gills, too? I
Don't know. I mean a bro. Oh my god, Sarah with the five gifted
Sarah at the five get to thank you so much Sarah. Thank you, baby. I love you
Thanks so much for the fight at the Sarah. Just a shame her brain isn't as big as her nose. What the fuck?
It's a shame that your brain isn't as big as your nose
Actually, I'll have to tell you that you are currently talking and looking at the only human being to ever get rank one in the
North American continent and the Europe continent in the entire world in Valorant on
On top of that, I would like to tell you that my average IQ score was a 108 above average.
My IQ was a 108 IQ above average, huh? Above average. No, I did not cheat. Above average.
I just want to let y'all know that, by the way. Muda being racist, Episode 9. I have never been raced in my life.
I mean okay listen I'm not gonna be like I listen listen I'm not gonna be like Nick
830 and you know why do you guys and say I never said anything bad back in the
day but I will look you guys in the eyes with a straight face give me one
moment
I will look at you guys with a straight face in your eyes eye to eye and say
walla I don't say any of the slurs anymore the last time I said a slur that
could get me banned was maybe when I was like an eighth grade and I was 12 years old now
I don't know if this is bad to like be honest
You know some people hide this but yeah, I'm a human being bro
We all said some shit bro just cuz I'm just you know what I'm saying bro
Yeah, I will look you guys in the eyes right now until I haven't said anything bad like that in years years years
You know when I'm when I'm off stream
I don't even say any of the words when I'm singing songs, but I'm keeping the book show
But but enough about me. Let's talk about y'all
When's the last time you guys said the n-word or any slur in the entire world go?
What is the last time y'all said that?
An hour ago
Two seconds ago five seconds ago right now
two seconds ago
yesterday just now
So whoever is watching Attack on Titan, I'm not gonna lie, you just got spoiled, I'm sorry.
Oh yeah.
If anyone, I mean bro, if you haven't watched Attack on Titan in 2026, that's your fault
bro.
If you haven't watched Attack on Titan in 2026, that's your fault.
This is like the best anime bro, you have to watch it bro.
You have to watch it.
You have to watch it.
I
Don't get it and clean your fucking bed bro. What the fuck why do you have yellow stains on your bed sheets, bro?
I mean speed is just speed bro, I don't have to tell y'all bro, speed just is crazy bro,
I'm not gonna lie, MOGged.
Muda, you just got MOGged.
Okay.
Like, I don't know bro, whatever bro.
Yo Squidward with fine shite.
Really, that's what we're doing, really, really, that's what we're doing, really, really,
That's what we're doing really.
Really.
The only difference is no fine shite is in your background.
Alright bro you're getting-
Maud Bennett I swear to God I swear to God I swear to far, Bennett please.
Bennett!!!
You fucking bitch-ass pussy.
Yo! Wait, Chad, do you guys play Overwatch? Is Overwatch a good game, bro? I tried to get
into Overwatch, bro. It's so fucking hard, bro. I'm not gonna lie. On chat to life,
I would fuck Sandy.
I have 2k hours and overwatch is so shit
Is that actually that bad?
It's a WSB
Nice Muda and all-time low
What do you mean an all-time low?
They're recommending you to watch this, not me
They're they're recommending you to watch this not me, bro. Oh my fucking
Fucking serious
Like what even is this I don't understand
Do I just though I don't do I look bald to you guys?
Do I look gay to you guys?
Do I look like I have a big nose to you guys?
Nice.
Alright.
Alright, bro.
No.
My entire Muda's nose collection.
Okay.
I don't even know how you have it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, I don't even know how you have this, like, where was I?
What the fuck? How do you even have this picture? Okay?
Next. Alright.
Holy beak.
Pig.
Alright. W.
Now, I don't know what's wrong with you guys, but this picture looks normal to me.
I swear to God, double barrel shotgun.
This literally looks normal to me.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I swear to God, this literally looks normal to me.
Of course it looks normal.
Hey, Chris sucks.
You know, Chris sucks.
First of all, I want to say I really like your paint.
And second of all, I want to say, thank you, Chris Sucks, Chris Sucks, what would you rate
me on a scale of 1 to 10?
On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rate me?
Be honest.
Sorry.
Sorry.
7.5.
Hey.
Chat, listen.
I s- okay, wait.
He said 7.5.
Now I swear to God, if I see a paid chat message in the chat, if I see paid actor, paid chatter,
he's lying, he's capping, you are going to get banned.
You are going to get banned.
off the alt 2 can boy bro what the fuck is a 2 can okay okay now obviously this
is AI alright this is obviously AI you know this is obviously AI but first I
can y'all just stop making fun of my fucking nose can y'all stop making fun
of my fucking nose like seriously it's so
segment today or I will fist your nose
howl do the V do a VR chat segment
today or I will face to your nose hole
chat I have to call jigsie one of these
nights and and schedule it because to
be honest I haven't scheduled that yet
with them what is this jigsie clip
thing I know about my if there's one
thing I know about Minecraft it's that
I love mimeing caves.
We got any miners in the chat?
Five months ago? Is that correct?
Put the yellow black ice in my ass.
Jesus Christ, I don't even crack.
Would I crack the miner?
Whoa, that's how they're saying, okay.
I'm G from here, I promise you just gotta wait.
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say.
Okay, yeah.
Jinxy is little, yeah.
My huckle-ups keep it up.
Rally on with you two months, I love you so much.
I love you and your fat ass.
Uh, okay.
What even happened here, to be honest?
What is this?
My gun, even with-
Wait, chat, is this is Invincible a good show?
Your job.
But I'm not going to lie, Jutsu Kaisen Loki looks crazy.
How me and Bro be moving after we find only one cut chair at the function.
Oh my god! William likes cats with the tier one. I love you so much. God bless you.
Really on with the five gifted. I love you so much. God bless you.
What do you mean, mooda and jinxy, bro? Are you guys fucking stupid? No, bro. I am not a cop.
Do I look like a cop to you? Bro, I can pull girls bro. Are you guys fucking stupid?
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you guys genuinely dumb? I can pull. Okay.
Y'all really don't think I can pull girls y'all really don't think I can pull girls okay, okay, no worries
No worries
Happy birthday.
How'd you know it was my birthday?
Happy birthday, I don't know.
How'd you know it was my birthday, actually?
you
you
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I'm a big I'm a big I'm I'm a big fan of mood is actually my favorite streamer so yeah I know I try to be like him sometimes
Anyway, uh, so your larp is just be yourself man. Be yourself. I mean no need to larp
I mean come on dude. What's wrong with larp in these days, dude?
I mean I don't mind larpers but it's just you know, it gets to a point you know.
Oh my days my friend drunken has faces so Jesus Christ.
uh calendar uh i have a question yeah what's up yo we should go on a two man
do you want to pull some girls right now on roblox
dude uh i'm like sadly did i have a girlfriend dude why would you say sadly
What the fuck are you black
What no no I did not know I'm just why you just was a girl if you're a guy can you go live on YouTube
You black bitch.
Huh?
Hey duck, let me get a heal.
Are you black?
Bro, what?
Yo, where are these girls at, there?
Hey girly, how are you today?
Why did you stop messaging me?
I thought it was okay if I was 16.
Stop.
Hey, Salam baby, how are you?
Okay, I'm drawing.
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Are you from Spain?
Yeah.
How is Spain? Is it nice? Is it cool?
Yeah, it is.
It is, really? It's nice, it's nice.
Where are you from?
I'm from Lebanon, but I live in Canada. I was born in Canada.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, chat, do I not-
Hey.
Oh, hello?
Hello?
You give me like Asian vibes, I don't know why.
Why?
I'm from Serbia.
Wait, really?
Yes.
I'm from Lebanon.
Really?
Yeah, we're pretty close, no? Let's get a two hour drive?
Wait, what?
Where are you from?
Um, I'm from...
I don't know how to talk to girls bro, I don't know how to talk to girls.
Oh yo, crack on crack with the tier one bro, I love you.
Breeze the prime love you, hate it with the tier one, get the love you.
you
you
you
you
you
Quick little role-play scenario, okay, chat.
Imagine you're a girl, okay?
If you're a guy, imagine you're a girl for a second, okay?
If you're a guy, everyone close your eyes.
Hey, everyone close your eyes, stop typing in the chat.
Just close your eyes and imagine what you're looking at.
Chat, you were a girl with some nice titties, fat ass, pretty face, you're sitting in
in the bar with your girlfriend, you know, you got four or five girls, you know, like
drinking shots and stuff, you know what I'm saying, chat, close your eyes.
And you know, y'all are talking with your friend, y'all are having an amazing time.
It's 11, it's 11 p.m., it's about, it's 1130 p.m., it's about to hit midnight.
You got no one to call tonight, you got no one to hang out with tonight after you
go home, you have your own place, you don't want to sleep alone tonight, you know,
because we're the fuck like sleeping alone these days.
and look to your left and there's Muda. What do you do?
I'm gonna lie.
Okay, help calling 911.
911 immediately.
I would throw up.
Get the fuck away from me.
I would kill myself.
I'm calling the feds.
I'm turning into...
Hey girl, I would call the police.
I'm, okay, turning into prime Mike Tyson
and uppercutting the shit out of your nose.
I'm screaming help shouting no means no
Is that a bomb under the jacket oh
My god, hey Siri call 9-1-1
Ryan?
Calling emergency.
AHHHHH!
Stop, hey Siri, hey Siri, hey Siri, hey Siri, hey Siri.
Stop, hey Siri, cancel, cancel.
Hey Siri, cancel, cancel, cancel, hey Siri.
Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel.
Cancel, cancel.
Jesus.
Why does he sound like a bug?
He probably has nasal issues, maybe even a deviated septum.
Recessed, Maxilla.
I mean, do you guys just want me to fake my voice for you?
Because I can do that.
Do y'all want me to genuinely just like talk with a fake voice for eight hours straight
and just like you guys can like...
Like what do you guys want me to do?
Lucky with the three months, I love you so much.
God bless you. I don't understand you. I'm gonna be myself. Do you want me to be someone else? You know, oh
All right, yeah, I'm gonna be talking to viewers for the next 10 seconds. Let's go
Why is your name Muda loves kids by the way
The better house than house for home shit bro.
What the fuck?
Yo shit.
Yo good guys bro.
How are y'all bro?
How are y'all?
How come I get bigger bro?
Yeah!
OK.
That's enough of that.
All right.
Chippa chippa chippa.
See that scroll down.
Let's see what else we got going on here.
Where were we chatting?
Remember where we were?
Yo shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Let me enjoy this 8 second video. Let me enjoy
this 8 second video. Everyone shut the fuck up. I'm ready girls. I'm ready. Go girls go.
I'm so serious about these girls go crazy for me, bro. They go crazy for me that ass
No they don't.
What do you mean Mooda you should play this game it's peak speedbag and you actually had
I've never played Minecraft before.
Oh wait, story mode.
Wait, I have never played story mode, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Is there anyone here who played Minecraft story mode, bro?
Like, I'm not loading up story mode, bro.
Recent years, what is this?
Professionalization, my lecture, by the way.
So you put up Ninja and you put up Pokimane,
but you didn't put up me?
Whoa, I'm not good enough to be,
Five foot five, are you in the chat right now?
Five foot five Muslim girl.
See here.
So five foot five Muslim girl,
you don't think I'm big enough to be put up here?
Seriously, really?
Really?
You don't think I'm big enough to be up here?
You don't think I'm big enough to be inside of Ninja?
Chat, who's bigger, me or Ninja?
Be honest.
Chat, be honest, be honest.
Like, seriously, be honest, be honest.
Who's bigger, me or Ninja?
Go.
Bye.
Okay, this is just disgusting bro.
Like I mean I'm glad you didn't like photoshop anything else except make my titties sag a
little bit like this guy makes me want to have gyno or something like okay my titties
aren't that fucking saggy okay I have good chat genetics okay.
Second of all, what is up with this elongated photoshop of my nose I'm just so confused
here like what even is that anyway.
Muda, I'm at the gym right now, so I just wanted to tell you you look you see okay
What Muda? I'm at the gym right now, so I just wanted to tell you you smell how
Look okay. Yeah, you're retarded
Cool
It's lotion. What's about to happen?
Really? Nah. Nah, y'all think that's funny, huh?
Now you guys think that's funny! Do you guys think that's funny?
Fucking assholes bro, like actually, you guys are assholes bro, you all are assholes man.
Muda x Bunny.
Hey girl, can you smell tomorrow's kebab with that big ass nose of yours? Elju.
You my nose isn't big you fucking asshole
Okay
The children
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I swear to God
I'll actually start paying for edits, bro
Yo, look at that, bro.
This shit just made my cock hard.
I don't think I should have said that.
But anyway, yeah, yo, that's a crazy ass edit.
I'm not gonna lie, that's crazy.
["Gamer's and Bro Athletes"]
Gamers and Bro Athletes are said
to find this test extremely easy.
Okay, go.
["Gamer's and Bro Athletes"]
This is what I'm trying to tell y'all bro, this is what I'm trying to tell y'all.
I don't think you guys understand my fast beat, I'm not just radiant in two different
confidence for no reason.
Bro, I will put it on my life that it's this one.
Go.
We're waiting.
I know I'm right bro.
Go.
Bro, no one has even sent any sexual, bro.
I
Man that guy why are you guys sending me penis lamps?
Yeah, bro, I live with my mom
What do you think she's gonna think when she sees a gigantic tub of lotion and paper towels
Pastors eat
I
Should we do a fan mail? I feel like it's too early to do a fan mail, bro
But to be fair I did a fan mail one time or twice maybe or one time
I did a fan mail one time and actually we actually got like 10 things or something like 10 15 things
The other I should actually open one
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like I actually did get some good stuff time like low key
Like y'all did send me this bomb that I still use to this day today, but I don't know why I mean
I don't know why I got sent this but hey, I still use it to this day
Also all the stuffed animals you guys see in the back were sent by me, bro
So, you know low-key
No, can we stop with this clip bro Charlie have forgiven his killer
He's in heaven
like dude there's gotta be a limit bro like there's gotta brah like there's gotta be
what the fuck okay react to bully right now chat okay that's enough for ya alright
bro no I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm getting off I'm getting off like bro what is this
Ya, no, no, no, no, no, no! Enough of it!
oh you can tell everybody, oh you can tell everybody
Chad y'all really want me to react to, bro Chad I'm gonna be honest but I don't know if this is like Elle Glaze
but the only album I will ever react to is Iceman. Chad I will boot up my stream in the middle of
the night if I have to so to react to Iceman I want to be one of the first
shimmers D1 D1 D1 D1 D1 like what are you trying to say
chat are you ready chat are you ready to play and witness and watch the best
the Valorant player in the world!
Muda, you're missing out listening to Bully? I mean, bro, I never was really like a huge Kanye West
like chat do yo wait why does money only have two million monthly listeners what
the fuck this has to be a bug no
yay and Kanye are different what do you mean it's yay and Kanye what do you
mean
No, no, no, let me play those please please please please please please by the god
Let me play those from sirs, please please please please please please please please please please
I dodged that
That's his new thing. What do you mean so Connie is
you
you
you
you
you
Like Richie said I can reach champion like everyone's saying aim wise aim wise everyone's saying I'm nasty
I'm so sore.
I fucking knew it, bro.
Like I literally knew it, too.
Dad, you see how I smelt him?
You see how I smelt him in that corner?
Like I knew he was in that corner, bro.
Like.
I have a dash, bro.
You left him?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I stand with it
There was a guy who go I'm just gonna bond on the side
Chat rainbow six siege
What are like how much percentage is it aim to like game knowledge the game sense
They're all hit 70% game sense 30%
I
Would have I have your chat I need to call Jinxie break or Jinx or high-vives
Because me and high-vives were supposed to play in the deep soon
Bro that has been like low-key
I'm out of here!
They won't charge.
You're bad.
Reloading.
Smoke's resting.
Alright.
I mean, just shotguns, shotguns, shotguns, shotguns, shotguns.
I mean am I right chat just shotgun shotgun shotguns, right?
Right like fuck me, bro
Grown ass man of crime you had one to retard
I'm not lying you are right. I did have one but brah. I'm not good with shotguns brah. I'm more like a aimer, you know
Mudo why do you have baby teeth? I don't have a f**k I don't... does it look like I have baby teeth?
I mean why are you guys saying yes?
all right guys listen the whole world you're planning on us right then we're
of
five
five
five
five
five
Okay, it's time to fix this time.
Uh, let's just go A, I'm gonna wall like this, and we're just gonna run out of ammo, alright?
Muto, 1 VR chat again? I don't know, chat. There's no really, like, we haven't made it yet.
Come on, thanks.
Go, go, go!
Yeah, well, the stage is like every where we go.
Yeah, the stage is just sniping, by the way.
Nah, I don't think it is.
Alright, bro, like...
No!
This game is impossible to play without delay!
Like bro the same just where we are every round every round the same has been there
Chat does anyone know how to lower my cortisol like yo someone tell me how to lower my cortisol
When's the jinxie 40 streamer tournament?
Sunday so tomorrow at today Saturday, right? Yeah tomorrow spike
I'm pretty sure Jixi is playing Apex Legends today.
Is Apex gonna be good?
Is Apex good?
But I swear that game died like a long time ago.
Like that game used to be really good, but I don't know what happened to it.
Like isn't it kind of dead?
It's using to be the A-B, A-B-Shut up.
I mean, let's just go A, bro.
But I mean like the Sage-
We need people showers, I think as well.
Yeah, and also, bro, they just put a guy here in the shotgun every round.
So instead of smoking short this time, he smoked showers.
And then there's four there really five there for some reason so there's four there, and they instantly smoke this
Right you're doing right, bro
all right let's go in again change our title thanks getting my silver back
I was just thinking, did I just live in the middle of the map?
I was just thinking, did I just live in the middle of the map?
Honestly, that is the problem, I think I have to get out of there.
I'm going to try it.
I'm going to try the other way.
How long?
There's no teams here.
Rassid is fine, he's somewhere.
See you bro.
I'm gonna make it look like I'm going showers you guys just run short because
the milk is now just the mick is instantly smoking short now or showers
just run up short
he's just hard he's like literally on my cock sniping me
they can hear you well like who's nice to delay on or sorry I'm going
I don't know. Okay, then. Yeah, that is war child.
I'm out of here. Spikes down A. I'm out of here.
I'm out of here. Let's put him in the spike.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Almost down.
Go, go, go.
There's me too, doc.
There's something that is one here, Max.
I'm out of here.
of
the
the
the
the
I
Faced worse
I
Know
He's in the smoke way, he's in the smoke way, they're right.
Can you smell my disappointment, Muda?
Like...
Uh, what?
What are you saying?
Can you buy me?
It ain't my fault. Hey girl, your nose...
What the fuck is this guy saying?
Your nose is so long, if you float on your back in the pool, people think there's a shark fin coming.
Like, Jesus.
BOOOM!
My nose isn't big, you fucking dumbass.
It's not big.
And stop calling me. Hey girl. I'm a guy, bro
All right, bro like spike down
Oh
Bro the worst people like it literally makes me want to go I want to literally like bomb a
Okay, I can't I want to like fucking one fucking but it would be on you
Like dying to a shotgun and Valorant is like what like dying to like I don't know bro
Like I'd rather I don't know man like I'm just gonna bomb something bro
I just put it out. I'm gonna bomb something in Minecraft
What do you mean Jinx he calling he's not even live right?
Bro I swear to God if I check he's not actually calling bro. I'm banning you guys
He's uh talking to us right now, he drives you off
Oh, bro I'm clicking all the way for no reason. Crownless with the Prime sub. I love you so much. God bless you. Good alt
Hey when you're in the club do you pick your girl based on what perfume is the strongest question mark?
really? no one got the fight?
I'm out of here
you buy me will ya?
gotta go!
yeah?
I'm not a girl, bro, are we gonna have you see right now Maru 13 11 with the five months
I'm gonna be so macho, bless you
We can go B and I can't do this
Go B, I'm gonna think, I'm gonna think, I'm gonna think, I'm gonna think
But we don't have any shit here
Oh, it's a TP!
Oh wait, why do you have a TP?
Wait, why is he walking down Lucas?
Bro, maybe I don't have any shit here, obviously the reviews aren't everywhere
I don't have a solo bomb
Blanking, Blanking
Two Flanking
I guess that's what I can do
Two Flank
Wait, Muda? Wait, what is this?
Can you search portugl in your Google search?
Portugal in your Google search.
Um, fuck no, not doing that actually.
I'm not doing that.
Um, anyway, Jinxy made you someone said in the chat.
so what do you guys think is the biggest streamer in your jc?
Yeah
What would you say I did not win trade
See I would but I just don't put stuff like I would never I can't do that because like what's the point
You know, I don't get anything from that
I
May man you can believe the Propaganda if you want dude, I never been traded though
I'll put it on your okay. We believe you. Okay. We believe you. Thank you, bro. Thank you guys
What the fuck
So good at hold out of us guys, chat listen I have a question okay and this is a hypothetical
this is hypothetical this is hypothetical okay this is hypothetical walla this is hypothetical
if you guys did a rank one challenge in another country and you find out that you're
games are being win-traded against you and there are people throwing on your
team. Do you do it back or do you just fail and lose to cheaters? What do y'all
do? Hypothetically, obviously.
I would do it back I would fail yeah I mean amen see that's why you know in a
perfect world you know I'm the chosen one and I just won legitimately without
having to win trade against cheaters so you know chat we're good bro we're good
move
go go go
go go go
okay like in life
world
what
spike down a
who's my shower player, it's not saying a word
was me I fucking got one top by jets like bro you should have seen how I
died and I didn't die by showers I died by the guy here like he was insta-traded
What do you want to say? He was instant. You're just screen-sharing your screen to them. I know I am.
Shameless win trade. I mean, I don't know, man.
Ha! I'm having a good time. It all matters.
Is that me a shorty?
No.
back out
let them go go
get this
I'm not a bastard
get it
get it
get it
get it
get it
get it
get it
get it
get it
I try you know what bro listen you know I am so sorry. I am actually very sorry
For what I'm about to do
If I get banned on Valorant Chat, it's not my fault bro, I just enabled my Logitech
aimbot hacks.
I just downloaded Logitech aimcheats and they're in my mouse and they're fully undetected.
Alright, and I'm about to show y'all.
Alright, ready?
One HP raise
Oh
My god
I mean like 9 and 12 is insane get out of my way break the dog
Oh, I killed two.
We'll take it.
They're gonna pause, get the UAV.
Wait, stand up, chamber, bro, please.
Don't breathe.
Muda, I can never leave your screen on whenever my girlfriend's over with all these
weird shit you be doing? What? I am a perfectly normal streamer. What do you mean? Like, chat,
is there anything that I do that's weird?
Oh my god 55 on him
Oh my god
Oh
So Phoenix uh
No, but I'm going for something with my old mouse bro. I'm a new mouse. I keep forgetting
Yo, should I buy the raise I buy for v4?
No no no no no no no
Is it on the supply or not?
No no no it's on the supply
Yeah if you bought it I'll just send you a v4 if you put it on right now
Ain't no way you got top 1 being this shit at the game
Also your nose is massive today and you are balding
I'm not fucking balding
Fuck you
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'm trying to 40
Last player standing
Spike planted
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
FIREBRAWN DONE
Is everyone good?
Got my one.
Did I just start watching your stream at this point?
You guys still want to do my game?
I mean, who do you guys think you're laughing at, like, seriously?
Like, who do you guys seriously think you're fucking laughing at?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Like, who do you all think you're laughing at?
Genuinely.
Who do you all think you're laughing at?
Because it's not me.
Mooda goes to the gym not for chest or arms.
He's just trying to get his nose on a proper bulk more set and it's gonna hit a PR before his biceps do.
Oh my god!
One enemy remaining.
Remove the 1v1 segment bro, you're too broke for that.
Actually I'll tell you how much money I made yesterday.
That's what we're gonna survive.
I made 42 dollars yesterday.
That's a lot of money bro, come on.
Oh wait once a few oh my fucking god
Fuck me.
I'm gonna off, bro, I'm gonna off, I'm gonna off, I can't off, nevermind.
Yo, can someone break my uh, stun, uh, like my dog, and I'll just fucking judge in this
corner, instantly smoke this box off, instantly just stack it up by contact.
I'm going to sit short with the Dutch for 20 seconds and be around until they know exactly what I'm doing.
I gotta go!
Okay, sorry.
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
And you took my word for it.
It's all in your hands.
I'm not in here.
Are you saving up for next game?
No.
No time.
Break it, you have to break it.
You gotta be thinking something.
I'm out of here.
Oh, you want TP'd, they have Razz.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
I'm gonna look sharp in a second.
Sorry, I'm just like that.
Sixth bank.
They're here right now.
I think they're just clear.
That's better.
Oh, that's gonna be good.
Let me go in there.
I got no use of them.
There you go.
You know, tough out.
30 seconds left.
40 on stage.
Spike down, B. Last player standing.
Nice try.
55 stage.
He's still there.
What makes why are you running out?
I don't know you're there.
I'm pushing up a main that's gone wrong with my alts
Hi Mooda, you are looking very handsome today. Your nose is looking extra large. Don't sneeze today please my room shakes.
Sure.
I'm gonna go over here.
I
Attackers win
I mean, I don't know dude
I just wanted to say that you are a big inspiration and I love your content is so much just joking
that was a lie maybe we need to do like 2v2 warm ups bro let's do 2v2 warm ups let's
start the day off with a 2v2 warm up let's start the day with a 2v2 warm up like I
i don't get it man i don't know bro i don't know obviously they were sniping but it doesn't matter bro i put like shit i don't give a fuck if they were sniping i still deserve to lose
like i don't know dude like you know 14 18 that shit was terrible
yeah it's bro
just go rainbow six i swear to god i do bro but i i can't just leave valent bro i'm literally the face of valent
child like when you think of valent you think of me i can't just leave the face of valent
you should change the title of the stream to road to ascendant
mods figure out who donated that and and please ban them. Thank you.
Let's look at like some let's let's let's watch some pro valorant players so I can just you
know so I can just like understand like that's it.
I'm not pressing fluorescent bro like let's see who's like the best duelist in the
world right now. Chat, who is the best duelist right now?
Loki Mada, yeah. It's Loki Mada. Let's watch Mada, let's see.
Look at him, he's just so talented, he's just so like, alright chat, alright alright alright alright alright.
Team Deathmatch, let's play a TDM real quick, let's just warm up our little fingers.
Watch Old Muda.
match found
I'm out of here.
I got him.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
What's the enemy remaining?
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I know.
I know.
I'm gonna get him.
I got him, buddy.
I'm gonna get him.
Don't be don't be sad that it's over bro be be happy that it happens bro be happy that it happened
All the drugs major reaction time slow I don't even take drugs
I'm out of here
That's three
How is he there?
taking create team is good yeah
create team is good
take it out
chat create team is really good bro
but i don't take create team
because it makes me feel weird
i don't like that
I'm going to be like it in time.
Gotta go!
Stay inside.
Sensor down.
Ugh, you saw me.
I'm gonna go.
Stay in 3.
Go, go, go!
I'm out of sticks.
There we go!
I do not take peptides why are you guys saying I take but I do not take
peptides
Well, I don't know how to take peptides!
chat why'd you make your 1v1 in awe viewers for a hundred dollars
That's three.
Fucking bitch.
I'm bad!
I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
I'm gonna go!
I can't go down!
NOOOO!
This guy's gonna fucking blow up and I'm gonna murder you.
Oh my fucking crocodile cow milk
All right, Gigi's easy.
DaddyFillowMGIchat, uh, Muda, why don't you play with Spoi on either Sunday or Monday,
because Sunday we have the Valorant Tournament with Jixi, which obviously I'm gonna win.
Chat, yo, drop him, yo, yo, yo, drop a Omi33 if Muda's gonna win, drop a Omi44 if you
I think anyone else but me is gonna win.
Wow, really?
Wow, really?
So my, so my, so my chat is just a bunch of haters, huh?
SME, hover lord with the prime sub,
I love you so much, God bless you, I love you, bro.
So basically y'all are just a bunch of fucking haters,
huh?
Y'all are just a bunch of haters.
All right chat, okay.
All I know is that we're doing Rainbow Six Siege with um, what's your name at 6 o'clock?
So, yeah, Alicia, there you go, perfect, yeah, Rico, yeah, we're going to play with Alicia
at 6 o'clock, Rainbow Six Siege, uh, Road to Champion, and then until then, uh, we're
going to be, oh, why are you guys saying she's taken, bro, okay?
It's okay if she's taken, we're just playing Rainbow Six Siege, bro, like, come on,
match found wait did I keep calm for that match
fuck
uh I mean hey guys uh would y'all mind dodging for me please I did not mean to
queue into a TDM bro please I'll tell 10 I'll tell you
Moody just picked right.
Oh shit, it's actually Moody.
Yo, would y'all mind like actually dodging for me please?
Cause I have a band bro.
Moody my girlfriend saw me watching you
and she asked me why I watched her live.
Chip what label? Can you please dodge for me bro?
I swear.
It's like five minutes just queue up.
Please bro.
Just dodge yourself.
Yo Nate, no one's talking to you fucking pussy!
There's a reason why your girlfriend cheated on you!
Shut your bitch ass up!
Yo Moody are you live right now?
now yes and why bro yo would y'all mind please dodge the content please bro please I will suck
your dick I will I'll tell Jinxie to let you into the boundary I'll tell ten so I
shoot the sentinels whatever you want bro whatever yo hey don't say I should my boy
yo he's actually a waste you bro yo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't talk to my boy
like that bro don't talk to my boy like that we're best friends we're best friends don't
Don't say that shit to me, bro. Don't say that shit to him.
And I can clap for you now.
Hey! Yo, shut your bitch ass up, Nate. That ass.
Chat, can we play this over dodge?
Can we play this over dodge, chat?
What do we do?
I don't try.
Nice one, chat.
Alright, I'm dodging.
Muda, are you gonna be doing VR with Jinx? Yes, I just don't know when, chat.
Chat, there's just so much shit like we have lined up, like he has lined up, not really
me. I go one day at a time, he probably has, fuck, he probably has way shit lined up right
now. To be honest, also, Bo, chat, if we do VR like every day, bro, it's low-key
gonna be like kinda like, we gotta like do it every, no, I did not order a VR set,
But you know what, I'll order one right now, but one sec.
Oculus Quest 3.
Uh, chat, do I have to get the 128 one or the 512 one?
If all I'm going to be doing is fucking VR chat, bro.
Oh, wait, there's a quest 3S and there's a quest 3.
Wait, chat, what's the difference between a 3S and a 3?
What's better, chat?
Is 3 better or 3S?
3S is the budget version.
Chat be honest bro, have y'all ever watched VR porn before?
I bought a VR I think 5 or 6 years ago and one of the first things I did was jerk off
in VR porn.
You know that shit was crazy.
I'm not gonna lie bro, that shit was crazy.
That shit was terrified by my life bro.
Let's just say, let's just say,
let's just say I saw Mia Khalifa in real life.
Anyway, I'm gonna play some music, yeah.
That is the power of the wind
of our strong together.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Like, no, like, I'm not gonna lie, bro, like, I swear to God, I used that game.
glitch maybe about seven times and then I was like okay I'm not gonna lie the
glitch is not going anywhere I haven't gotten a single girl that likes me so
you know what I'm just gonna focus on myself and I never did I never did that
again I'm gonna be honest and I never got something like that
I still see your shadows in my room Holy shit, bro, holy nose it's so big, will you
beat me Muda, Wind Trader, you legit ever win, JC question mark, I'll Wind Trader for
you, Paypalm.
So it was 9 snipers on the other team, all right, I'm loading up, I'm loading up,
Let's open up Sabrosa stream. Let's see here.
Sabrosa.
Let's put this up here.
I got one smoke free.
Over here.
Oh, they have delay, huh?
They have 30 second delay.
Hmm, what about shanks?
Sure
Hmm
Hey wait, are we currently versing shanks underscore ttv and sub Rosa on the other team that both have zero delay?
Jesus anyway, let's uh, let's go be guys. That's when
do you have that much passion?
No charges left.
I'm gonna break shing a chip.
Oh.
3.
One enemy remaining.
I got the spike
Nice bro
I
It ain't anything I got is not a rental I own em all Fuck a figure that I can shoot a
shipper.
My Secretary growing up like a crescendo A bunch of head shakes from the face.
You want to play?
Let me play.
These enemies told to be reloading.
Jason you guys wanted to walk in and beat sabrosa and shakes for you guys or should
Those are in shakes for you guys, or should I still be in content mode huh?
Aww chat, take your pants off right fucking now.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys you guys know I just get excited sometimes and I just do some random shit
But I'm sorry sometimes I just I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. Sometimes I do I do random shit, and I wanted a hollywood
I'm sorry, bro. I don't know what you want me to tell you, bro. I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
oh my
My fucking goodness, are you fucking serious?
I'm a bait-er bro, I'm a bait-er, I'm a dirty little bait-er, I'm a dirty, dirty bait-er.
A fucking dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty bait-er.
Dirty, dirty, dirty bait-er.
Ron's gonna have a baby, the fuck?
oh my fucking crocodile dick like actually genuinely crocodile dick up in
this bitch bro like fuck man fuck
I
So
Chat I used based shampoo and based conditioner last night. Oh chat tell me how does my hair look chat?
Holy ball spot. I've never buying that shampoo or conditioner in my life. Holy ball balding
mushroom. Mushroom looks like an island on your head. Holy shit ball spot. Bird's nest.
Oh god
Balding in the big 2020 like what is that even what does that even fucking mean bro balding in the 2026 like what do you want me to do
Nice.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
Sir! Yes, sir!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about!
Yo, can you guys stop saying EW? Like, damn!
Holy shit, bro. We all don't want to say EW every five seconds, bro. Chill.
Welcome to my world!
Alright, yeah, we just edge shot him at the gun. Let's kill him.
Okay, chambers here too. Hmm.
There's three here, but three, three, three, four here, three, four here, three, four here, three, four here.
Child, was that a bad play, to be honest?
Was that really a bad play chat? Was that really a bad play?
They're going towards Alba, that's quite close to me.
Muta, can you tell me why you have a hammer on your face?
Wow.
You guys think if I got in a fight with someone and they punched my nose they would deflect
it back to them?
Like a genuine question
Really when is the face reveal dumbass I'm showing my face right now dumbass
It's Carmen by the way with the flamethrower so much
What the fuck is that?
I can't use it.
I don't know anything.
Spice down A.
I'll have this bike.
Blacklight is standing.
Oops.
I'm gonna have to go back.
I'm gonna have to go back.
I'm gonna have to go back.
I'm gonna have to go back.
I'm gonna have to go back.
I'm gonna have to go back.
Blacklight is standing.
of
of
I got your back
you know from the front
of
I jumped through a fucking small.
Oh my god.
My god
AHHHHHHH
DO YOU WANT TO DIE?
BOSS I NEED YOU, YOU DIRTY COAT
OHHHHHHH
I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU
BOSS I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU
I NEED YOU
Good boy
I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this
I love this
Chamber you're just so talented in so many ways, you know like I just I just bet your dick is big
You know you have a lot of money you pull out of girls. You're really good at valorate. How do chamber?
Chamber holiday and a no-comer geez no comma
You look like you look like Squidward's house
fucking serious bro
he was flanking
oh my god ADL she
aww
oh oh oh oh oh
I should have ulted one off the lane.
Change the title to getting carried to radiant, like Jesus.
Like I don't know bro, what do you want?
What do you want from me bro?
Take flight.
One enemy remaining.
I should have killed the guy just fucking dead
Don't Oliver album but not Connie Frank bro. I'm gonna be honest with you Connie is a way better rapper than Don't Oliver
But dude, I don't enjoy reviewing some music unless it's like fucking Drake because I'm a Drake laser. That's pretty much it
Like I don't I'm not I'm into music, but I'm only into Drake music bro
You can say do you know why are you guys saying D1?
VTW Yoshi is 17. I love it.
Oh my god, please throw
Getting shit on by a VRTAT streamer.
Chat, remember when Donda and CLB came out?
What album did you like more?
really to me to me I was CLB to be to be honest I'm CLB I actually love this
C.L.B. is mid? Fuck no. I mean, bro, it's out of the day, bro. It's everyone, like,
at the end of the day everyone has an album or a song artist that hits you more
that's just how it is bro
it's impossible to just relate to one person forever
music is always preference bro
I hate how people say Kanye is better than Drake
or Drake is better than Kanye
Standing ahead
Okay
But you hella great drink, I mean yeah, but I love drink this I'm saying
But you guys make it sound like I would suck his dick like chat brah. I wouldn't suck his dick or anything
Like I should not I'm not actually I'll chose
What the fuck
Yo!
What happened?
What's happening?
What happened?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Chat! I swapped desktops!
Don't be spending too many brain cells picking up-
How do I swap desktops?
Everything is just as bad as underfinking.
How do I swap desktops? The fuck?
How do I swap desktops? The fuck?
How do I swap desktops? The fuck?
Wow how to swap desktops
I
Couldn't read my I couldn't read chat it swapped my gun down my chat wasn't open like everything got swapped
gun here
You should stand the orb whenever
I'm taking.
We played.
You lost.
Why are you on Windows 11 again?
The reason why I'm on Windows 11 again is because Windows 10 was giving me frame-wise
and frame-scoop errors in the fucking system, because I don't have to build a lot of bugs,
even though it was a bunch of fucking working.
So yeah, Windows 11.
Obviously, Windows 11 is way better on the motherboard than it was on the other
motherboard that I was using chat for the other time, but on Windows 11 it
I was like, I was like, I was like, boy, fix this and shit.
But after I stopped CPUs and swapped motherboards,
bro, honestly, Windows 11 has been pretty fine.
So everything's been good to watch.
Goodbye, Muda.
Yeah, I got you, bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Thanks.
I should have picked you.
I jumped up towards Abba.
All right.
Night, night.
yeah well then, they won't be as well
running up there
there's two, fuck me, fuck them all
they're down there
they're down there
two is 80
Nice.
Chat, who are you?
Okay.
I almost stuttered.
Chat, I didn't stutter. I almost stuttered.
Almost, almost, almost, almost.
Anyway, Chat, what else should I say?
What was everyone's YouTuber, favorite YouTuber growing up?
up all right hey no seriously seriously what was everyone's favorite
issue was going up mood up mood up mood up mood up mood up
Who the fuck is me?
Is that real?
On your chamber.
Who is this?
How do you even pronounce that?
I'm gonna put this in the English to English.
that was this how do you even pronounce that I'm gonna put this in the
English to English translate I'm gonna see how do you even pronounce that how
do you even pronounce that nigga he got what nigga he got Jesus Christ yeah I
I don't know, that guy, whoever it bro, trippin'.
I'm the last thing they'll see before they die.
The fuck?
Yo, what is this burst?
Well, I mean, we're sniping bro, we're on the stream so...
Oh, okay.
No, I don't know what that is. I was more into like, Venus.
Face Vogue.
Oh
Yes, Casey nice that band TDM with the fucking Minecraft mods bro
Which I remember okay
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this but I remember cracking Minecraft and using like the free version of Minecraft back in the day
And I could only like hop on my cracked servers
Obviously for educational purposes only anything I said is not real
So I was too broke to like afford Minecraft like the real version
And there was just like one there was like what was it?
You need to play, let's play.
What was that one Minecraft server chat?
What was that one Minecraft server that we all used to play?
Oh, bro, I swear to God, I'm telling you, oh no.
What is that Minecraft server?
That was over there.
No chat, not high-pitched, it was a
cracked Minecraft server.
All right, Bobo.
I think it was peek a network or cube craft both some shit like that. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes or a turn those baby
It's so long
Much time
Spike planted
jim is gonna be late
he's gonna be late
Defenders wins
Enchanted Dreadles the 10 months I love you so much God bless you
I still think about when you sent me the video of you and your Pringles can saying it could be me
you
you
you
you
you
Baby turn around forget the missionary if they pull up on me with some bad intentions you go read about it in a bitch
Where I got most soldiers in the military got most stones in a cemetery
I'm most strings and y'all in February
Enemy's in Norway
Hope they're like getting hit by lightning
They don't really try to jam me get jam first like the countdown
I thank God for that flight straight from the nine-side
Go go go
Just say that like it's about balance baby and the balance is in my account now
Okay she got a perk in the perk
Yeah, Big Nose came back.
Wait, then Dodge. What? What are you playing?
Okay, then Dodge, bro.
Why are you playing when your internet is bugging?
Big Nose, Big Nose.
More chat for some reason, dude.
What are y'all saying?
That's no qualms, dude.
Hello?
What are you guys saying right now? What are you muted?
I'm not...
Bro, I didn't even talk yet. You guys are saying I'm muted. I didn't even talk yet.
Am I actually muted?
You are, you are, you are.
Okay, okay, okay, D.P.
One enemy remaining.
D.A.
Shut up! I didn't even...
Yo, Muda. Yo.
Do you piss with your nose or your dick?
BWAAAH!
What the fuck are you saying right now, bro?
Obviously I pissed with my fucking dick, bro.
Why are you guys laughing at that?!
And now I know you guys aren't-
Now I know I'm not muted.
And now I know I'm not muted, you fucking assholes.
Huh?
Yeah, but that's just- that's just-
Did you guys like my VR Gunathon episode with Jixi?
No, I love him so much.
I think I almost died.
I'm glad y'all liked it, bro.
Oh, we will, bro.
Oh, my fuck!
I don't know, bro.
I'm not gonna have hearing problems.
He has outlaw.
He has outlaw.
Outlaw.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, god.
We can lose this round.
This guy's loseable.
What the fuck TTV lobby lobby motor genuinely fuck you and everything you stand for
because you're in the big leaves doesn't mean you can't get one anymore bro come on
It comes off
Whose comes are off?
I'm neon. Oh, who's our neon?
Icarus what the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck
jumper with the problem of the double-edged
why would you take my bagel after the guy I just killed was that was that
neon
Yeah, it wasn't me on this fucking pussy.
Muda, have you got a chance to listen to bully Muda?
Are you friends with Drake?
Yes, I am.
Hey Siri, call Drake.
I don't see a Drake in your contacts.
Hey Siri, call Aubrey Graham.
I don't see a Aubrey Graham in your contacts.
We'll go up here dog
No guys you need to jump out what is that?
Oh my god we're baiting holy shit. I'm so sore what the fuck
My god, I'm so sore man if there was only a person in chat, uh
If there is a person only in chat to massage my titties
There is only a person in the chat now I can massage my titties my titties
we got we got we got 16 we got we got we got that he kind of was
dealing need healing need healing need healing like this this is not a regular
game
check does anyone know when the uh...
rocket league tournament starts i look you want to play a little bit of rock
today just a little bit
i want to turn it around
one thirty one thirty
five down b
from where
guess you go away guess you go away
one enemy remaining
nice chamber
chat i don't know if i told y'all bro but my like uh my plan and streaming
is I want to be the ultimate gamer.
Uh, uh, uh.
Muda, you look like Kaisenat.
Like, I just know your fucking line, bro.
Like, come on, dude.
So I want to hit the top rank of every game possible, bro.
I want to hit the top rank of Apex.
Chat, I want to become a predator.
You know, and I want to be a predator.
You know, it'd be cool to be an Apex predator.
I want to hit SSL and Rocket League.
I want to, you know, I want
I'm gonna hit uh, champ in our streets
They're resing
I just have no shield
Should let your chamber take first, hit an AWP
Let your chamber take first
All right, I was trying to let him take first.
I need to see.
Oh my god.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, I mean, normal games, bro.
I mean, it's all good, bro.
This game is just, uh, it's all good, I guess.
All right, Chad, I'm going to be 1v1ing viewers on stream, all right?
I'm going to be 1v1ing viewers on stream after this game.
I mean right now all right mods are you know what fuck it? We don't need mods
I can just do it on my own. I think I'm gonna do it on my own
If you guys want to want to be one me winner gets a hundred dollars in battlements, uh be ready
I'm gonna be done after this game. I want to do that
I can't beat you right back!
Ken console join I started last week
Is Valorant a cross platform?
I'm back
Hey bear
What's one?
Why is there an erection on your face?
I need to know when does the rocket leak turn in at start let me see rocket
leave super I want to play rocket leak today bro just a little bit just that
just a tiny tiny little bit maybe we turn in maybe we play with squishy
muffins or some shit let me see fuck you want me to do bear
maybe we win a tournament with squishy
Let's see, please stay play Valorant bro, I just can't bro, it's kinda like, I can't
play this game a long time anymore bro, it starts in a hell no, yeah we can't play that.
they're into rotating up yeah you can learn yeah they all come be come be come
like what the f**k
uh they're mixed up f**k
Muda are you live on the calendar
nah they're mixed up f**k you bruh
that holds terrible
yeah
move the headbomb
They're fake this.
Get out of my way!
He's right here. I was wondering.
He has a TP. He has a TP now.
You're a blank!
Sorry little win. Fight down this way.
I
See fucking T-Rail CT this fucking
You go there can you go I
I use wrapping. I don't need it.
Contribute.
Bangin' yahoo, bro.
Not gonna contribute.
Good round, Brimstone.
Mudo, one of you is in Rockville? Yeah, so you guys can just fucking run, pull me and take all my money and leave me broke?
Exactly! Literally, yes.
Shut up, beak boy!
Okay, so as you can see, I'm in the animation of me teleporting back.
Did someone tell me how the fuck I'm dying?
There's so many here.
I have full A control.
Like fuck, bro, damn!
Mixed chat and sage.
It's just a while ago.
Probably on top of the wall.
Hold on, let me, let's see here.
Chat.
EXT liquid with the 20 subs!
oh my god ext liquid I love you bro like genuinely I love you bro but I
actually love you bro oh my god bro external liquid bro thank you so much
external liquid yeah I'm a better brand
alright chat you know what yo ext liquid this round right after this one I
dedicate from my heart to yours all right ext liquid bro ext liquid I will
will give you the next round with your name on it. With your name on it, bro. With your
name on it. What the fuck? Hovering over the refund button bro, don't throw.
Okay, we either go up B long or we go A.
I'm gonna stem up short and then I'll stem up.
Move up.
I'm gonna stem right here.
X total liquid.
This is for you.
I
Take showers because like
Like I want a wife say just say like instead of be like offer as you wonder
I can probably walk out being under the lamp.
I don't know if I said that.
Sure sage of this realm.
Excuse me.
Oh, but not in the last house.
Oh, but nah, that's how you do it, okay.
I can hold frames.
Neon's B long.
I can play Baylor.
I can't undone.
I
Was gonna like rush for a shield
Right now this flashback site when you string it
Jet 145 jet 145
one enemy remaining but ultimate is ready
I'm walking towards the back side
Yeah, but you could have been healed by the guy, no?
You could have
That's a mood up
Be right back
Yo, good
Nice CS, right?
Yes
So when you buy a head armor, does it cost extra to cover your nose?
What?
Good-ass company bear, good
External liquid!
Yes!
Bro, external liquid?
you
you
you
you
you
You
I saw those two.
Endstream, you can't see the enemies cause your noses in the way.
Bitch.
Fuck you bitch!
Okay, Muda, do I need a valid passport to cross over your nose?
No you don't you fucking dumbass!
Second of all my noses isn't even that fucking big like fuck!
Muda, I saw your statue while I was visiting a museum today.
Plumbing it, plumbing it, plumbing it.
You're gone.
Fish out.
Get out.
Teleports wrecked.
Damn.
Molly!
Mood up.
People don't appreciate it.
Please, you are, you are, you are, you are.
But thank you for streaming on YouTube.
What's with the long nose move though? Are you feeling down today?
That nose got its own zip code.
Good round chamber. Thanks guys.
Say that shit to me one more time.
Did she just?
Say that shit to me one more time.
Yo, whoever sent that donation, say that shit to me one more time.
Make one more nose joke, I dare you.
Make one more nose joke, I dare you. Go. Go.
Go! Stay into my face!
STAY INTO MY FACE!
You might actually be attractive if you didn't have that slug in the middle of your face.
Oh my...
...churros.
Bro looks like Phineas and Ferb combined.
E, they're coming out of here.
I believe you.
I'm doing a thing to you.
Oop.
You can do it.
Get it off.
I'm a lucky one.
Reloading.
When you run into a wall with a full-on erection, he breaks his nose first.
I'm sorry.
Valorant gods.
Valorant gods.
Give me the ability to once out my enemies
You are nothing but a speed bump for your teammates, and that's not a nose job BC
It's the size of one. You hold your team back every game
I do that the fucking judge 21 20
40 40
No, it wasn't it wasn't even that close to that I mean full song
Yeah, what you said there
I'm gonna miss this house when I move out bro, I'm gonna move this I'm gonna I'm gonna miss this house when I move out
What is discrimination there? I'm gonna miss this house when I move out bro
Why are you guys saying I'm muted no I haven't found another house that the bottom girls give you blow job or a nose job
What do you think, bro? What do you think?
Hey mooder your nose is so big my
Okay, why what the fuck that guy just say what did I get his fucking say hey mooder
Your nose is so big my cat thought it was a popsicle and started licking the screen.
Genuine question, when you lean in for a kiss with a girl or guy in your case,
what angle do you hold your head surely you've poked an eye before with that nose?
I swear to god that this is a rage bait.
Hello Squidward.
of
the
I
I'm out of here.
Good round, Bramsoon.
Muto, we can't hear.
We can't hear.
Yo, it's...
Give him the stack.
It's shi- shi- shi- uzi.
It's shi- uzi with the two mods.
I love you so much.
God bless you.
Uh, why is everyone saying I'm muted?
Hello, hello, hello.
Test one, two, three.
Test one, two, three.
Hello, hello, hello.
I
Like I'm gonna fuck you guys I'm gonna fuck I'm gonna fuck you guys
Would you recommend me in veto gecko or another agent for a plant player?
Mulder
Do horses of your nose?
Just I wouldn't recommend veto or get go bro. I recommend sova fade
Cypher you know like those
Do horses get jealous of your nose liquid what are you saying?
Go go go
What I so sage one in you all bike planted
So you are you
Oh my god I forgot to put my food from the freezer to the fridge so I have nothing to
eat.
Which means I need to order food fuck.
Good round chamber.
Thanks to you.
Is this a death live?
I can't hear anything.
Can you do hand symbols?
I don't.
What do you mean hand symbols?
You mean sign language?
And no I can't.
Barrow, honestly Barrow, you look a nice guy, lucky.
Bro, why am I so hungry?
I feel like I'm starving.
Like, I can literally eat a cow right now.
Please.
Muta, even if every certain in the world teamed up, they still couldn't fix your nose.
you. Why are you saying fix your nose like there's something wrong with it? There's one
more sky. Hello Mooder. I was wondering how much insurance you're paying for your nose.
I was thinking about getting one for myself. What do you mean? Everyone's bored of that.
You might de-throne ex-QC with that thing on your face.
Thank you chamber.
No problem.
I always recognize talent.
Hey Muda have you ever measured your nose?
You should donate half your nose to charity.
You'd still keep a full nose if you greeted James.
Wait, did you just said that?
What did you just say?
Have I ever measured what my dick you know your nose
Okay
I need to order food because I'm legitimately starving so I'll give you one moment
All right a burrito bowl
Ww's in the chat and I said a burrito bowl coming right up chat. How much do you tip your drivers?
I usually tip like four cents
I
Tip zero zero zero zero zero zero six. I'm trolling I tip two dollars. They're like two dollars is enough
No, right guys two dollars enough
Two dollars, what are you a Jew question mark?
I mean how much are you supposed to tip like fucking ten bucks five bucks?
I chat.
Is it time to do what?
Think about it like this, James Harden has his beard, Anthony Davis got his unibrow and
you got your big ass nose.
This guy said to donation, but it didn't hit the TTS limit.
This fucking guy said don't forget to order something for your bills.
Maybe your nose isn't the big hi-ho, it's massive.
That thing must be starving.
Alright chat, anyway, quick little chat, you know what, quick little thing.
Chat, I'm going to thank every single follow for the next 30 seconds.
with the follow, thank you very much, and with the follow,
thank you very much, and with the follow,
I appreciate you.
Super baby and
Okay, let us Z dog shiggle Giger. Okay. Okay. I am not. No, I am not. I am not. No, we're
done with that. We're done with that. We are done with that segment, bro. Yo, we are done
with that segment, bro. We are done with that. I am never thinking of their following
Ken. Yo, I am never thinking of their following again in my fucking life, bro. Holy shit.
I am never doing that again, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck no. Fuck. No, fuck. No
Yo, Freddie who just followed bro
I'll think follows that I'll think follows for the 30 seconds, but I'm gonna say them very I'm gonna read them before I I
didn't have that
Nick's
Tur with the follow. Thank you. Jay
A. Meliso, the chair when I love you.
S.S.J. Almighty with the follow, I love you.
Azura R. Stitch with the follow.
Highland with the follow.
Blurry with the follow.
Blonde and insane with the follow.
Sobbing with the follow.
Savage Beast with the follow.
Here are your 300 bits.
Thank you so much, Joey, the 300 bits.
I appreciate you.
Savage Beast, Ghost Coyo, Cheese Powell,
Pan Man, Conan Loves Jinxie.
All right.
Uh, Bunny, Stoned, Snail, Habibi, Astro, Renny, Amuj, Zaynext, W. Thank y'all for the follows. I appreciate y'all. W for the follow. Thanks for the follows.
W, W. Thank y'all for the follows. Alright, chat! Alright, chat! Listen.
Time to do my YouTube intro. Do not start with the fucking hello, YouTubes, okay? Cause I will fucking ban you, alright?
Hey, what's going on guys, my name is Muda here, back in the YouTube video.
Now today what we're going to be doing is we're going to be one of you wanting my viewers
live on stream and the winner beats me gets $100, all right?
Hey, if you guys want to have a chase and join these segments, make sure to follow
my streams on twitch.tv slash Muda. I'm live every single day for eight hours straight.
YouTube. Anyway, I love y'all. Comment down below what your dick size comment down below
I'll let you know what you'll like to see next.
Let's get on with the video.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
All right, chat, first come first serve.
I'm gonna drop a, listen, I'm gonna go to party code.
I'm gonna generate the code
and you guys will have like literally seconds to join
you guys fill it up so fast and we'll go from it give me one moment here yeah
I can't I'm in the middle of a segment I'm gonna do a segment yeah I'm in my
segments era I'm in my segments era bro you're not an actor bro what do you I'm
in my segments era what segment what is the segment today hide and seek no hey
what is that every day every day no no today today is beat me and win a
hundred dollars okay can I play yeah you can play well then you play all right
all right go to my first thing okay what's that with big mails big mails big
mails let me set it up for a second beat me with a hundred dollars right all
right uh we're gonna do swift play and we're gonna do are you okay with ice
box swift play I thought it's kermish no no no fuck that swift play with
abilities it goes up to five it's quick when I get the hundred dollars you
ready icebox like we like we can only go a a a yeah is that good say that say that
uh yeah move the base get a rhino plastic your nose is taking up too much of
the screen you're not gonna beat me brah why would you do this dude I do
Alright chat, after I beat Sabrosa, aka a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
pro player in the past, um, I will do my viewers, okay?
Let me just stretch.
Let me put on some like, let me put on some like W music right here, let me one moment,
chat.
Let me put on some music, let me put on some music, let me put on some music.
Motivation songs.
Chat, you guys are like pick your boogers or is that just me bro, be honest.
But like y'all don't really pick your boogers when no one's watching like be honest bro.
So what's the rules you can only go a we're going in today the best with ever
Why is my, uh, why does this break?
Yeah, Ahmed.
Why does this just randomly do that sometimes? I forget it.
Hello? Ahmed?
Oh, no, no, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Wichat, why is my audio muted?
Tell me if you can only go A or not.
Wichat, why is my audio muted, chat? And the bottom right, look, it says, uh, X on it. Why?
I have no audio why oh
I'm ready are you ready
Wait, okay. I'm right. What's the rules you can only go only go a that's it. Yeah, you can't go mad. You go a yeah, yeah
I wrote if you wouldn't get a hundred dollars
All right, good luck, bro
Uh, where were you?
I'm sneaky!
I'm sneaky!
Uh, I'm sneaky!
Wait, how? Where were you?
What? I timed you.
What the fuck?
Alright, well you know, I was just giving you a warm up down bro.
Just giving you warm up.
It's not a bad segment.
Stop!
This guy's gonna turn my YouTube video into a YouTube short.
You're proud.
See you right back.
I like the way you're thinking it's not it's not
I'm not a thought process, I'm not at all.
Chesh, the fuck up, bro.
Ah, fuck!
Ah...
Show yourself, you can.
Alright, there you go. I just have to get my confidence up for a second, bro. I'm doing
some like extra weird ass bullshit. Like, I forgot who I am for a second, bro. Like,
for a second, for a split second, I forgot who I am, bro.
I feel that.
You know, like, that's it. It's over. I'm gonna aim child you, bro. I know my aim
is better like yeah you might you might be smarter than me okay I'll give it to
you but my aim my aim is good bro so you know what
I'm gonna tell you
I'm so sore bro I feel like I got back shots yesterday
gonna follow back here
What where you can you know you can wall bang that like the whole thing
No one's gonna give you what you need.
I just lost $100.
What? Did I just lose $100 that fast?
No, right? There's no way.
Right, Jack?
He fucked you and took your $100.
Oh
Watch me
Yo, I don't know why I'm like I don't know why I'm like that. What is happening right now?
Yo, you just came up to my oh my food. What does it goes up to five five five?
Oh my god, the stuff.
Gonna fall back here.
What the fuck? I have no gun. I only have shotguns.
I
I
Not he's not over bro
Watch me, so I don't get it
As man, it's your one song. I love you so much. John bless you
And it's like a cheese like
Are you gonna play Wailay all day?
You gotta go ISO in these, maybe.
I don't know, bro. I don't know.
I just don't like what you're doing, bro.
You're just shifting around the angles.
They're playing Rainbow Six Siege on me right now.
I'm not gonna, I didn't think you'd expect a belt there.
I might have to do it again.
Okay, I'll be holding it.
back in a flash
No
Exciting this is very very exciting. It's very very exciting. Yes, Ian
Very very exciting
You know, I'm gonna have to buy it off at a whole junior
$5,000 you use an off on me one round
That's only there you can okay, all right fine. That means I know where you're gonna start
No, doesn't matter bro off with coffee in my system
Chani off the island this round as you know chat the off the game in this round yes or no
Let's go. I need more
I literally would have won. I lift. Oh my god. I lift I lift
Are you serious? I'm telling you in the big moments like these four four don't bash on me
Don't bash on me. You gotta play I did it. Oh, oh
Don't bash on
Yeah, that's that's go ahead that's do that do that you know do that
You can keep the hundred buddy wait. All right, Gigi's bro. You get just double it and give it to the next person or something
It's okay, but I don't need that shit. Are you sure? I was gonna gift it. I was about to get the money
I gift it
I promise you just gotta wait
and she took my word for it
that's all I had to say
$100 dude
fuck you dude
Supreme
Lettuce
with the 50 gifted
I
love you so much supreme
thank you so much supreme lettuce
I love you and I love your lettuce bro
I love you bro I love you
thanks so much for getting there bro chat how did I
Bro, did I really with that bro?
Whoa chat. Did I really with that?
Chat did I really with that bro? I
Whiffed him not looking at me, and I also with the shorty shots
Bro, I with twice
Are you serious twice?
Twice
Supreme thank you so much for the 50 gifted bro. I love you guys. I love you, bro. I love you. I love you, man
I love you. I love you. I love you, bro. Jesus dude. Oh
My god, man, I'll take the $100 if he doesn't want it. I already gave it to him with I already get I already fucking donated it. Oh
My god
Jesus dude, how do I whiff bro? I don't get it. How did I whiff? Oh
oh my god bro how the fuck did I with that bro like oh my god bro are you
serious or you fucking serious bro are you serious I with that bro are you
fucking serious all right bro all right time to do with viewers now man time
to do with viewers bro fuck me bro like actually fuck me all right chat are you
Are you all ready?
Yo.
Don't think you guys are gonna win, bro.
He got lucky.
Don't think, don't think for a second
that you guys are gonna win, bro.
He got lucky, bro.
He got lucky, alright?
Three, two, one.
I'm sorry.
J1
Hello?
Yo!
J1 huh?
Yo!
Yo!
What's up bro?
You got a one for some money?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
Where's my beef and high down?
Ah, here. What do you want?
Well, let's see. Are you going on text?
Alright. Virginia?
Alright.
Oregon?
Alright, you're from Cali, yeah.
That's how I fucked up.
Uh, Texas?
Alright, 20 to 53, I think that's the most fair.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's go.
Fuck, boy, how did I win?
I
So hard I
Can't believe I wish bro. Oh my god
That is actually so annoying
How do I whiff on the most like, no, wow, he's not even looking at me I whiffed.
Another day in paradise!
Need a drop.
Whatever.
Fuck man.
Let's go!
Where's the mood up?
Yeah, hello?
How'd you plan on stealing the moon, bro?
Why would I steal the moon?
Because you grew!
I didn't even know I was there.
So now I don't, so now I don't whiff, but what I whiff against the bros all, wow.
me be right back
yeah that I'll never do that again bro what
That's what am I doing, bro?
I don't know.
Yo, I'm goatee by the way.
That's my peak.
The peak is goatee?
Yeah.
I'm also 13.
I need more from us.
Don't miss me too much.
Bye-bye.
easy
last round in the half
if you're not spreading your cat
at least buying me something
not
you're going to be an adult is
what
bro saw yes in
Bro saw Yasin, Bro saw Rosa defeat Puda with chamber so he picked chamber.
you know the drill you're up and
Come on
How bad do you want the whole come on it but I was 13 I needed a hundred dollars pretty badly Bo come on walk in
It's poking me man
That guy's nuts.
I'll loot out the bully bro. I'm very keen man. BRO!
back in a flash
I THOUGHT I THOUGHT OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
Stop it!
Everyone having fun? If you're not, you're in the wrong line of work.
Oh my god.
He's lucky I'm eating right now, bro.
He's lucky I'm eating.
huh
how's it going?
I don't need this
uh...
I
Want but why am I trolling?
It's a hundred dollars on the line. Why am I trolling?
No, I am like full full full tryharding. I'm full tryharding. I am full full full tryharding
I need to try, I need to try already.
of
of
of
of
of
Oh
Bro
Why you your peak is not gold actually
You're right. What was it? I wouldn't say to get to go to I'm sorry my line
Hi, bro
Next up bro. Muda. What are you eating? I'm eating a game burrito bowl, bro
I forgot to move my food like my meal prep meals from the freezer to the fridge. All right, John 33 2 1
FVD 64 3
FVD 64
Yo, what's good guts yo yo yo, yo, yo, what's good, bro?
I'm doing good, bro. You I'm good
What server do you want?
Doesn't matter probably Illinois. All right. Can you swap attackers or do you want to stop?
Now let's go chat
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Ummm, well, chat?
What character do you think I play the best on?
Harbor because you're Indian.
I'm not Indian, I'm Lebanese, but okay.
Wherever they run, I will find them.
Don't be afraid. I've gone through rifts before.
Out of charges.
Amuda is the food bussing or not because that shit looked like beans and corn wasn't it?
It is. It's black beans, rice, chicken, cheese, onion, lettuce.
Standing ahead.
of
of
of
of
of
of
moot-er thoughts on alien emo, what is this emo?
Chat, it's fucked up to use an AWP, right?
It's fucked up to use an AWP, right, chat?
Muda, did you enjoy your kiss with Jiddy?
Come into the unknown!
Save nothing.
Well, I do not know. Why would I want to lose 100 bucks? Snowman, go throw 100 dollars.
Why are you saying Jinxie calling sob emoji?
They tired. We don't.
I
Damn, I mean
Which I can't believe drinks is getting on I didn't see this I actually this I didn't see gameplay when he hops on
when he hops on uh
So we said chess, Apex stream, and two case opening stream.
What is Ron doing?
Ron is baby shower, IRL games, gift giving, love life.
Today's a great day.
What is he doing?
He's just driving around his duris with three glasses on his head.
Yeah, Ron's retarded.
pick them up
really area
Oh
So it's wrong thought Kanye name dropped him on the album when he said stable is full of rarities
Oh, no one is dropping Ron in a name, bro
Oh my god. Moodle, why is your chat slow with 5,000 viewers? Yeah, nice viewbots. Uh, because I'm eating Zuzu.
Actually, you know what? I do have viewbots. You're right.
Chat, can you drop a 111 if you are being paid to watch my stream right now?
Can everyone in the chat drop a 111?
Look, I'm eating.
The plane's gone!
I'm eating dude, what are you gonna do? Put the food down?
Don't say yes, chat. Do not say yes or I'll fucking ban you guys. Don't start that shit.
at some point we'll have to get the spike
the food is now entering my system and as the food enters my system slowly as
the food and a guts GGs bro it was a pleasure playing with you but I'm
deep on top it low-key you started to worry me a little bit but GGs bro
I check hurry up bro get in here bro I don't have all day man you know like
is there gonna be a guy that finally beats people like come on like bro hey
Y'all need the deadass beat me bro, come on.
Alright, I'm serious bro. Generate code TKS504, y'all.
And immortal one.
Yo, it's good mood up.
What's going on, Ian?
so so you you you might want a hundred dollars huh no I mean I know I'm gonna
win so you know you're gonna win yeah I like this confidence bro I like this
I like this confidence bro I like this confidence
Muda, is it possible to get your room number from here in Taiwan?
No.
You need to be on NA server.
Sorry.
It won't work.
It won't work.
Muda, why are you going to play Rainbow Six Siege?
Why am I not gonna play it on the 6th siege?
At 6 I think?
Or 7?
I'm sorry, 6 or 5?
6 or 5?
Please, 5?
They're leaving, Eddie.
It was you or me?
It's okay.
Really? And you're copying me with the Asoba set, huh?
You're copying me with the Asoba, but do you know how to play Sova?
I made this shit up, huh?
But do you really know how to play Sova?
are you the hunter yes or are you the predator are you the hunter and the
predator because that's what I am it's okay keep on talking one is all you get
I
Don't let you say yeah
I just got on and I'm catching you with the pants off in in your pants are off
wait how do you it's in thank God that would have been bad that that would
would have been bad bro. Not would have been bad. I just hold on, we're going home, going
And how?
Revealing area.
Shocked out.
Shocked out.
The flying drone.
Enemy tank.
Oh my god, Ian!
Last round in the half.
Save nothing.
Chalot, Chalot, Chalot.
Oh my god Ian!
I'm too excited. I'm not activated.
Ian, I don't think there is nothing you can do right now, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
Leave them, no escape!
Yo, cash gaming v2, this round's for you.
Leon Leo with the tier one.
I love you so much.
God bless you.
Chat, what should be our first rainbow six siege segment?
Should it be 1v1ing every rank?
It won't take it a little bit better.
Should we do a 1v1 of every rank?
I would actually fucking love to do that.
Just to see where I start having troubles at.
Cause that's just so smart.
Red Knight with the nine months.
I love you so much.
God bless you.
You're playing drone.
Yo Mudo what happened? What happened?
You don't know I can go nests?
You have the time to go nests, what's going on?
Yo Mudo where's the player?
I just gotta pick up my ass.
Oh yeah.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I'm standing ahead
There they are
get the fuck out of my game
who told you how to play solova
we were never here
i'm in the hunter
gg's bro you know what you're actually one of the fun
The more fun
I chat come on bro. I need someone I need someone mood. You're not the hunter you're the platter the fuck. Oh
I
Need bro. Yo, are you all gonna like bro come on? Are y'all gonna walk in like what the fuck is this bro?
All right three two
one
YWF
446
Hello?
RUDMIL, RUDMIL, RUDMIL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
WELL, WELL, WELL, RUDMIL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
What's up, man?
How are you, brother?
I'm good.
I'm doing pretty good, bro.
I'm doing pretty good.
Are you ready for this one?
Yeah.
Bro, you better get pumbled, bro.
That's the last guy standing.
I'm not going to worry about it.
Well, you can play whoever you want to play.
You can play whoever you want to play, dude.
You can play whoever you want to play.
Chai, can y'all rate me on a scale of 1 to 10 and give me a nice confidence boost?
I understand. Your body wants it.
Long face.
Better get this fast.
Maybe if your nose wasn't there.
You look like a predator. I am a predator.
I'm an apex predator.
I'm an Apex Predator, stop, that'll be weird.
Hey Muda, my name is Selena, you look so good, it's crazy.
I love you, please date me, Selena.
Slayer girl, I love you
Yo, I am like on a run of the inflows there right now
Like I'm literally in flow state. That's you crazy
No, I can't play smart bro, it's a hundred dollars online like like I know some of you guys put all your efforts into aiming bro
Like I gotta use mine in my brain. You know I'm saying
Are you still confident to win this game though? Yes
Oh
All right, this is where I really happens, all right
You know what the issue is you've always been starting
You can try to attack your losing.
Alright.
Alright.
Too late now bro.
You already got two.
Don't worry.
Jesus.
What come on man, what's going on?
How
Hello, how are you not dead? I shocked you twice in classic to you. Oh my gosh, I don't know
My god, I can't troll bro
Jinxie wants you to play in a streamer chess tournament? I would literally take my balls
off and cut them if you said that. I would literally cut my balls off if you said that.
switching sides hello listen for the wind it will tell you where the jetty right now
factory kick back come on like it like it
hello
right now we're at the best of the best and we still forget the spike
I mean it's even a blind squirrel finds a nut bro even a blind squirrel finds out
I want a PC now
Hello?
Yo yo yo, what's up?
I heard energy, yeah, yo
Hello?
What are you talking to? I'm literally I'm literally giving you rounds right now
Oh my god
I
Like
The wind is just in our favor.
I'll find them
Revealing area
The coin's wrong
Enemy tagged
I am going to stay some crazy shit it's not that close I was trolling too much I gave
you the rounds I was giving you rounds. Really? Yes I was giving you rounds. Oh my gosh.
Alright, alright.
Standing ahead
Take flight
get out of my game get out of my game get out of my game
I literally gave that to you, bro.
Oh my gosh, no way I just gave that to you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
The chosen one prevailed.
No way I gave it.
That was too close, bro.
Give him $50 at least, Madison.
Why don't you suck my dick for $50, huh?
This guy said give the money away for what, for free?
You suck my dick for $50. All right, chat. Um
Contest 430 how long have we been playing Valorant for chat mods?
Do you want me to play Valorant ranked continue the segments or hop on rainbow six siege?
What do y'all want chat? What do y'all want mods run a pool actually mods run a pool mods run a pool mods run a pool mods run a pool
Mods run a pool run a pool run a pool run a pool run a pool run a pool run a pool run a pool
Me open up to show back. Let me open up switch
Let me open up twitch
All right, all right, what have you got chat? What do y'all want? Let's see
Chat don't make me take my fucking pants off because that's what I gotta do
I think my pants off and flashing cut like what am I saying?
So retarded. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I said shit. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know why I said shit anyway
One the pull. High-vives, run the pull. High-vives, high-vives, run the pull.
Valorant ranks continue to set where the fuck is Rainbow Six Siege.
Okay, terrible ass mods by the way. Horrible mods. Horrible mods.
How do I delete the pull? How do I delete this pull? How do I delete this pull?
How do I delete this pull? Remove the pull. What type of shitty ass mod did this pull?
Yo, how do I do another pull?
How do I cancel pull, slash cancel pull?
Yo, how do I cancel pull?
Yup, chat, we're looking for new mods, bro.
Drop a 777 if you guys want to be,
if you guys want to be a mod, bro.
Alright mods, alright can someone make a poll? Valorant ranked, rainbow six siege or Valorant segments? Alright, someone make a poll real quick. Come on dude, come on dude, we don't got all day dude, we don't got all day dude, come on dude, come on dude.
Now type in 888 if Muda is very sexy and you would go on a date with him.
All right, all right, all right.
Looks like Rainbow Six Siege is winning more than Vow Ranked, so we're gonna do, all right,
we're gonna do three more segments, two to three more segments, and then we're gonna
go into R6.
Yo, Dirk, yes I did, bro.
I tried based, bro.
Insane.
It's actually very good.
I'm not gonna lie.
Two to three more, and then we're gonna go to our six.
All right, chat three, two, one.
LMB668, LMB668.
Oh my God, Margella.
Is this actually you?
Yeah, it's me.
Oh my God.
Okay. Now I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie.
You can just go on a date instead if you want.
I would actually, I mean...
I have to pull up the jigsie clip for him for that one hello yeah it's good let me get
Alright, you know what, let me get a quick introduction about yourself.
How tall are you, what's your background, and do you have a fat ass?
I'm five-two-and-a-half.
Okay, I like that.
That's good.
My background?
Yeah.
I'm like German.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm listening, I'm listening, I'm listening.
I think I have a pretty fat ass.
Are you okay?
Chat, chill, chat, chill. Wait, am I an open mic?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Can immortals and a segment secure the other um, I don't think we can
Where do you live right now like where are you like what let's say um, I'm in Miami, Florida. Oh my god. You're not too far away
Okay, you know what?
If you win this, oh my God, stop, stop, make me nervous, stop, Margella, make me nervous.
You can just call me Kira.
All right, I'll call you Kira, I'll call you Kira.
Wait, Kiera or Kira?
It's Kira.
Kira, I like that name, I like that name, it's nice, it's very fitting, it fits you,
fits you well.
Oh, thank you.
All right, you ready?
Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Oh my god, shut up nervous.
Shut up NERVOUS!
Yeah, I'm so nervous! I'm so nervous! I'm so nervous!
Alright.
Kira.
You didn't say what she got if she won, because if I told her I'd fly her out if she won, I might accidentally throw.
Like I might accidentally I might accidentally start whiffing
You lucky I ain't the one since I ain't on to take the free $100
Hey John don't piss me off, dude John don't piss me off bro listen man
I know you're a cool guy and everything, but genuinely, bro, you don't want to piss me off.
Alright, bro, I am the best Valorant player you are currently looking at the only human
being in the Earth and the world that has gone rank 1 in two different continents.
Take flight.
Enemy tank.
Revealing it out of charges.
There they are.
Kill us, dog!
She's actually so good.
She actually, she actually just plays so good.
She actually just plays so good, dude.
You know, JonLuckAlive, I might love this girl, dude.
I might love this girl. Like, every time I 1v1 her, she beats me, bro.
I swear to God, every time.
Every time I 1v1 her, 2v2 her, she just beats me, bro.
I don't know. I think she just knows all my weak points.
I don't know, bro. She just always knows my weak points.
I didn't see how this girl looks like, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
bad I swear in my life I might I don't know I might I might do some with her
chat I might do some with her
I don't know bro, you give me like, I don't know.
You get me like, you know, you get me like jiggity when I play with you bro, you know,
Yeah, you give me a jiggity, you know like I said like bouncing and shit, you know you get you make me happy
I'm saying you make me make me happy. Yeah, you make me happy. You make me blush. I don't know why I
Mean he blushed him. Oh
My god, this girl's my fucking girlfriend. I swear to God. Oh my god
I'm sorry, I have to move with the- Yo I'm not gonna lie Kira, you just-
You know me too well like every time you to me to me you always end up winning so like I gotta bring up the
Sova like I have I really lost last game me. No, no, I feel like I deep down you through because I told you to
Jump the troll
Like low key. I can't play around you. You're too good. You know, I can't
Chesh, I just let her win bro. Should I just let her win, you know
I just let her win so she can go get her nails done yo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Don't do it!
The flying drone!
Everything packed!
Stop!
I should have wanted to be here.
Kira, stop!
Stop, you're making me laugh.
You're making me laugh.
30 seconds left.
Oh, you're so annoying.
Stop!
Stop!
No, you actually play good though.
Like, that's what I like about you, you know?
Like, I don't know if it's because, like,
I don't know if it's because you make me nervous,
I don't know what it is, but, you know, I can't play against you.
No, no, listen, listen. I'm not even supposed to be ascendant.
Like, I'm not supposed to be in this ring.
You should be, like, what, immortal?
I feel you, I know.
You feel me?
Yeah, I should be like...
I
I saw her. She doesn't know I saw her. She doesn't know I saw her. Don't do it, Kira.
Don't do it. Kira, don't do it. Kira, don't do it. Don't do it. I see you.
Rarararararrr!
But she has to be here.
Right?
What, where was she? She was just here.
Oh.
Here I Know Your Gel!
Stop hiding from me I- I see you!
I
Don't say it like that. You sound like a pervert
Yo, come on, bro
All right, bro. You ruined it, dude. All right, bro. You ruined it, bro
You ruined it. You ruined it, bro. You ruined it. You ruined it on God. You ruined it, bro
I
Creep creep creep creep creep creep
You know please I need this keep them cornered. Oh my god. Should I throw I feel bad, bro?
I feel bad. You know what I wouldn't mind losing to this girl boy. You know
Take flight
why is the life on the head style
GGs
oh fuck me
stop
Chet, does anyone- does anyone know how Kira looks like?
The body, give me that round.
Does anyone-
Yeah, I feel bad.
You know, because you- oh, I owe you one, I owe you one.
You know, I'll give you this one, I'll give you this round too,
because I do owe you one, I do owe you one.
With that, uh, with the one with, uh,
Ronaldo, remember?
You threw that one round for me.
Yeah, I remember.
Yeah, yeah.
I got you, I got you.
She has a boyfriend!
Sayonara.
Take flight.
Standing ahead.
So dark.
Wait, why does my chat say you have a boyfriend?
That she trolled?
I don't have a boyfriend.
So my chat is trolling then.
They actually made me sad, bro.
Who said that?
Ah, divine, aloof, death.
I wish it's fucking
Like everyone I don't even know who else I wish you go call this
That's what I said
Why is she funny how do you know this?
Oh God revealing area a back up for my girl. I'll piss me off. I'll lose. All right. Don't piss me off
I lose
the flying drone yep
oh my gosh she scared me oh no no dude she's using her girl powers on me and
I'm falling for it bro I'm feeling bad and I'm throwing bro oh my god why am I
Why am I doing this, bro?
Oh, God.
This is not a good look. This makes me look like a cock.
I can't be blinded by the girls. I can't.
I can't be blinded by the girls. I can't.
Let us hunt.
Revealing area.
The plane's gone.
So, do you like go on my PayPal or what?
and uh yeah yeah um
i just have a talk bro chat am i a cock bro just be honest bro just chat am i a cock am i a s imp
am i the method chat just be honest bro like be honest chat am i the method
Am I the method? Am I the method? Am I the method? Am I the S.I.M.P.? Am I the cock? Am I a loser?
Like just be honest, just go ahead bro. Am I the method bro?
Oh my fucking god bro.
Yeah, I see you one asshole, um asshole. Yeah, why? I lost, bro. So I don't know where
you got me laughing and the next thing you know I stopped trying and I fell for your
genjutsu and then I just lost. You know what? It's fine. I don't really need the hundred
No, no, no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't do that.
Are you going to do your nails with them?
What are you going to do with this money?
Um, I don't know actually, probably, I'm going home this weekend so I might get my nails done.
Hey, maybe you want to, I don't know, maybe send me a picture of your nails after you get them done?
Yeah, I'll send a picture.
I think I need your discord for that though.
Yeah, what's your discord?
Okay, wait, don't make it.
Alright, um, full cannon?
All right, I'm going to get my message for lab or one of my mods and I'll get you situated.
Okay, thank you, thank you
Huh chat just just just drop them just drop the emote, bro
Please just drop the emote chat. Just do it. Just do it. Where's the where's the jester? Where's the jester? Just go
Just go bro. Just go drop the jester. Just go chat. Just go bro. Just go just drop the jester emote, bro
Just just go ahead, bro. Just go ahead chat listen. I'm gonna tell y'all something right now, man
I would tell y'all something I would tell y'all something I don't drink alcohol. I don't smoke weed. I don't vape
But girls I'm not gonna lie, bro. I just love girls, bro
I don't know call me a simp bro. Call me a cuck call me a jester whatever bro. I just like girls, bro
I don't know what it is, bro. They get my butterflies going bro. They get my butterflies going dude
yes chat chat drop a jester if Muda fell for the cuck chair and
and
Yeah, bro. Just just just drop a chest just drop a gesture if this was all her plan and
And I literally and I fell for it
She has a boyfriend she lied to you
She's going to use your money on her boyfriend by the way.
Muda, you're the real method.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Like give me a time
Yeah, does half an hour work are you busy right now? No, no, I'm chillin. I'm practicing veterans
tomorrow i'm alive just get off that way are you are you suppose uh thing yeah yeah i am so i am
not going to be picking you that's what i know for sure you say you're not yeah don't this is my
second time i'm ever playing yeah yeah good thing uh yeah good thing yep but uh hey uh what you think
you'll be on it like should i play one game without you and then uq or then i'll play for you
yeah yeah yeah just get back back back all right i'll shoot it back okay good luck you good luck
You good luck.
I'm a cock.
I'm a cock, bro.
Whatever, bro.
What does this mean, bro?
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
Muda equals lemon fist CLM.
Like, what does that even mean, dude?
Oh my god dude I need a FaceTime Jinxie and tell him that I just got robbed for a hundred
dollars and that we need to do a VR stream ASAP bro because this is bad bro this is
bad this is this is bad bro this is bad yo divine is there something fucking wrong
with you like I'm not doing segments anymore bro stop
Muda can you do 1v1s every day please
tomorrow is Jinxies tournament chat do y'all believe that chat do y'all believe
that that tomorrow is Jinxies tournament but why am I updating CS2 I don't give
I have a f**king boss CS 3 right now.
Who's gonna be in it? Can I leak who's in it chat? Can I leak who's in it?
Awksport with the Prime, I love you so much, God bless you.
I'm not hopping back on f**king Valorant, I just close it off. Refund that mods, refund it.
Alright, close it off. Tomorrow if you're down.
Yeah, I can't leak who's in it, but like literally like literally chat.
How do I tell you all Kai'sanat is on?
Chat, how do I tell you that Kai'sanat is playing, bro?
Dude, this is crazy.
Like this is actually crazy.
Apex Legends peaked at 287,000 current players on Steam today, making it once again the highest
since August 2024.
Bro, Jinxy didn't even hop on that game yet.
Like what the fuck?
How do I how do I say your birthday?
Yo wait, why is it wait did me and Jinxie make a like a like a like the re-res VR chat with one stream
We are in the stream bro come on come on dude I was in the stream bro seriously I was in
the stream bro come on come on dude I was in the stream bro I was in the
stream too dude it wasn't just Jinxie bro all right it wasn't just Jinxie it
was me too dude come on chat we rez the VR chat all right we rez the VR chat
all right chat we rez the VR chat we all right we did you know I lowkey
want to buy a wait beginner packs
I'm actually a cock bro.
Which are, are there like nice ass elite skins for this game?
Or are there like actual nice elite skins for this game?
Appearance.
Uniforms.
Are these all elites?
How do I see like elites?
Paragon and Elite- Oh, there it is.
Holy shit, there's some fire at- Yo, there's some crazy-ass skins in this game.
What the fuck?
Yo, those are some crazy-ass skins.
I just saw like fucking crazy skins.
Alright, uh, is Fortress good?
Fortress or Nighthaven Labs?
Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft Pfft
Are you going to give the skins a hundred dollars too?
Alright, it's uh, I don't know, a mirror or oh, we're on a top
Are you gonna let another man use your skins to wire at it?
Jesus bro
Oh my god, am I really a cock bro?
Hey chat, does Kira have like a face reveal or something bro?
Like can I like chat?
What I bro, is it bad to like fly her out if I wanted to fly Kira out?
Like if I wanted to fly Kira out for like a weekend, is that bad?
Muda, you're so weird you're a cock.
She's in chat right now.
All right.
rainbow six siege check do I reinforce this wall yes or no all right never mind
down to 10 seconds
five seconds
Y'all this game is like lowkey sweaty.
of
Oh my god, I'm done.
I'm still alive, I'm still alive.
Five seconds left.
Planting!
I'll pour it in place to the future near a bar.
Destroy it.
One out of four.
Located, the user destroyed.
YEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
The user has been destroyed.
Are you serious?
Chat, is master jack locked in or not? Is master jack locked in or not?
Don't move a lot when you're down. Do you die faster?
Who should we ban as an attack her?
What's like a very fucked up
Attacker no, no, keep snake. Keep snake. Keep snake. Keep snake
Like blackbird or some shit. Oh my god. Fuck you guys
You look like you're on Adderall, how can you even tell us all that Adderall second of all? I'm not on Adderall
Do I look like I'm an adult?
You look like you're on a cock.
Okay.
All right.
I guess, like, you look like you're on a cock.
Like, do you even need a...
Moodle play with mingo. Wait chat who's mingo?
Protect the bombs. Wait so chat is this gun that I'm using
Good that he's having
skillet
Bring it on!
What's that? How? Is Mingo pro? Is Mingo pro?
Wait, what?
off four has located a bomb you have been spotted by your location
wait what
This is this is pretty low child. It's like copper bro. I'm not gonna
Alright, maybe I need more confidence because I'm not going to lie, these guys are ass.
Like what?
Like, this is going to be terrible, bro.
Yo maybe I need like more confidence to just run around killing everyone because like low
key, this is like copper, bro.
Chat, do y'all think Richie was trying against me yesterday when I wanted to be
wanting him?
Can I 1v1 to Rich yesterday? Do you think he was actually trying?
Like, no chance, right? He's new to PC. I mean, yeah, true.
He was new to PC. He is new to PC. That is true.
That is true. That is true.
Wait, uh, uh, uh, uh, Jesus.
When is VR date 2?
Protect the bombs.
I'm gonna have to ask Jinx. I'll ask him tonight.
B-5, top 4 has found a bomb.
Raise the wire up!
This is what you're doing, dude!
10 seconds to insertion.
Why are we LARPing being new?
I can't do that.
I swear.
The last time I played this game was like, 2016 on the X-Balls.
Okay, reloading! Cover me!
Can I from me now?
Off or last, off stand?
I mean, yeah, bro.
What am I, hacking? How do I see this guy?
Reloading.
Your location has been compromised.
you have been spotted by us, let's fall back and get rid of the big, big, big, big, big,
This is copper, bro.
This is like copper, bro.
Like what the fuck?
Wait, so chat, do more people play this game on console or no?
Do more people play this game on console or no?
Do more people play this game on console?
PC, PC, PC, it's dead on console?
Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and ban Black Mirror instantly because fuck that shit, you know?
Which I have a question, what's like the most popular game on console?
Like Conn?
Let's actually see, that's actually a good question.
What is the most popular game on console?
Fortnite.
Damn.
Fortnite?
Check, I thought Fortnite was dead!
Is Fortnite not dead?
We need to locate a bomb.
10 seconds, 5 seconds, 2 seconds, your mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
I know you do.
Oh my god.
Drone after
For last operator
But how do you break that friendly
You have to throw something in it wait, what if you're empty kid though
But chat what if you're empty kid, what if you're empty kid?
You run into it, but you take damage, okay
That's not bad wait. I'm bronze five. I'm not copper anymore
Damn, why did I start you on the lowest rank in the game possible?
Why would they set me at the lowest rank possible?
Everyone starts at invite?
Oh, shits, how do I cancel?
What that's so weird which actually invite Richie to
Muda play CS Vanessa I played CS and I got face hit level 10 low key on the whole I already beat that game
I'm not even alive
Alicia I invited you play with mingo is me as mingo online can I join and let
me know um you know you know it's not bad right it's not bad wait why do they
start you at like the lowest rank in the game though I don't get that oh my VC
isn't working oh I see why it's not working it's because I set my push to
talk to the so what should my melee attack be bro oh my god you know what
this should be
Throw used middle mouse button for primary gadget.
Is that actually a W shatter? Is that W shatter or no shatter? Is that W shatter?
NOOOOOO!
Hello?
Yo, what's up?
Yo, what's goodie?
So, what's your main, Majestic?
Right. Right, who's who?
What do you mean, Majestic? There is no Majestic.
Bastard, my bad, my bad.
Oh, my main? I don't know if I want to tell you, bro.
It's champ, bro. It's champ. It's bridge champ. Vanessa with the six months in advance. Vanessa, stop. Vanessa, stop. Are you serious?
Moodle play CS. Please play CS. Please play CS. Hmm. What should we do tomorrow, Josh? Should we play some CS go tomorrow?
But the thing is, bro, I wanna be tapped in every single community so whatever game I could play, whatever game I play will be fun and entertaining, bro.
Oh wait chat, tomorrow I can't play CS. Vanessa, tomorrow I can't play CS because I'm doing a Valorant tourney with Jynxxy.
I can't.
Bro, I am not doing a horror game in VR. Are you guys fucking crazy?
I think I would literally have a heart attack. I'm not even trolling.
I swear to God, I'm not gonna be funny. I think I would have a fucking heart attack.
We win the game, drop the man at the end.
My, my gosh, my gosh, my gosh.
This is my DC.
Come here.
Secure the bombs.
Come on, come on.
Your audio was low, was it pressure?
Are y'all e-dating?
Kinda girl not highing, dude.
Yeah, bro, can we not be friends, dude?
Males are teammates, that's how people get cheated on, bruh.
What the heck?
Am I wrong? No, no, no, like, real sick, I feel like I'm not wrong.
but I guess you're young, both single there's no point
you should turn off your mic
what the fuck
There's a shield outside of the gym window.
They're in garage.
It's a Yana.
they're my tag
they're engine
they're my dad
monkey outside bridge
I think he's alone, they're not being able to...
Yeah, Monty's outside the bridge.
Monty's still outside the bridge.
Yeah, he's on the bridge now. He's on extended.
He's ADSN.
One outside the window and the last one is the other one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's my bad.
One out four remaining.
Why can't I not get any kills?
Let's go.
I really thought there'd be a no-mother.
Wait, chat, why can't I get any kills?
Damn, I think that she's gonna shoot all of them now.
Bro, I'm off a lot.
Turning around doesn't help flash on the team.
Yo, I realized that.
Why not fucking flash yesterday, and it was like someone putting a fucking
I don't want to say it bro, but like he literally yeah, that shit was not good, bro
But I feel like I downed someone but he didn't die
CCTV let's see here we go basement we'll leave Kate
It's king go wherever you want
Whoa, okay, okay, I need to calm down sir
As a truckman play fin here or we can go to my place
No, I'm good
If you're a girl that plays this game, bro, I have an idea.
But how does it feel like to be a girl and play video games, bro?
Like, is it actually fucked, bro?
I actually feel boxy, y'all.
Why do you hate only I love only what do you mean?
You tell us mud you a transgender do I look like I'm trying to get out do I look like I'm trans
Like what do you mean? Why are you guys stemming? Yes, bro?
the
nice
still catch
where are you from what's your accent
I'm not around here
You don't even know where you're from
What's your accent?
You want my coordinates?
I mean...
No, no, no, no
Police guys actually talk like they're merchants
I'm from Ireland
Pretty cool
He's in stock in stock
This guy's not giving up, bro
Muda, follow me, follow me
Pace in a razor blue
on her left okay no if I die I'm actually going to be going first where I
got
mid-stars just drop guys on her right mood on her right on her right mood like
here
the way I got you
Can you help?
Yes, easy
He downed him
Oh my god this game is so far in the heart.
Dude who wasted their time all good.
Is that actually good as a lurker?
This game is hard bro there's like so much going on chat.
Oh lord.
okay barry's gonna go main stairs or hatch okay he's gonna go kitchen hatch
give a c4 cage for the plant holy shit you can updraft dash but you can't throw
a trap. I don't know utility in this game dumbass!
Gotta go.
Five seconds left, on board is a place with a user near a bomb. Destroy it.
Low needed, user destroy it. Mission failed. All friendlies were eliminated.
Muda, can you pause the stream?
I'm at a restaurant right now.
Like, let's go upstairs.
I
Arsenal let's see here
Yeah, where do I go? Where do I go? Where do I go bro? I don't know. I don't like storm we get a bandit
You got a bandit trick, okay
I'll freeze the wall for you.
Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck.
Actually, I don't know. Actually, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, let me know if you're done.
Fall reinforce!
Define some basic.
Yo, this guy, bro!
This guy is a first-time chatter.
This motherfucker says,
says god damn that yam well there is no way my nose is actually that big I
swear to god there's no way bro that road like I wrote there's no way it's
actually that big there's no way
chat where do I put my other two of my other two bandits on this wall where do
I put my other two bandits chat
Use it to trick
You got this you're gonna put it in the middle when they do it the water has to put in the middle is it better
It's just like more space okay go now
Nice!
Run!
That's unfortunate, I can't fight this one.
Wait, since when did you fuse hard breaches?
Yeah, that's what you're saying?
Yeah.
and
of
What?
Help!
Side window?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why did you even get it?
I didn't know it was side window.
Nice!
Let's go.
Bro, this game is fucking hard.
That's unlucky, they were using it.
We got that though.
Moody, you gotta hold pixels,
shit it on, stop it.
I don't know what to do.
You gotta hold pixels, shit it on, stop ego-peaking your ass.
Hop that ass back on Valorant.
Let me lock it for y'all, let me lock it, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me lock it for y'all.
Let me lock it for y'all.
Y'all wanna see, yo, chat, y'all wanna see me locked in yes or no?
Do y'all wanna see me locked in yes or no?
Muda, you're a fake demon.
Nosey nose.
Um, excuse me, where do you have a heart breach?
Okay, we can have two.
Don't worry.
Are you telling me what to do?
Yeah, I am.
Got a problem?
Do what you're told, bitch.
You do what you're told.
That's not fucking cool at all.
Sit down boy sit down
You know my would speak to a woman like that. No one would speak to all like that. Okay, okay
Just because you're louder doesn't make you right doesn't matter I saw boy, and I'm telling you what to do, okay
I'll do it every time I play what I want to play and you will not dictate that in that tone
Fuck my dick!
Oh good, there's nothing to do, nothing to suck.
He's got no dick-ass boy.
What the fuck?
Are they running for him?
I don't, I don't want a dildo. Yo, who said that fucking TTN?
THE DILLE ONE I WANT A DILLE DOW!
LIKE FU-
I think I'm right on, on stairs.
Yeah, we shared enough basements.
I didn't, oh, then I was to see you, so far they are.
Yeah, they're basements. Oopsies.
What's rush?
bro I don't give up this guy that just said it's RGB though bro I don't give a
fuck if I know
Don't worry about it, you need it.
Hit the valve, watch out for nitro.
Go and frag.
I won't lie, I was going to aim chat.
You know you can pick those grenades up from the ground, right?
Okay.
Who was it that said that they were upstairs?
I'm not, I am not stupid, I know, I know, I know, I know you can't pick up grenades.
I know.
You are some...
No, I was just asking.
Wait, can you actually pick up grenades or no?
wait hello I always see people talk about your nose I want to let you know
that your nose is beautiful hey breezy hey breezy Brian please hit you bro
please I appreciate it I appreciate your kills up not your fucking shit talk
Oh, what's happening dude?
Hey Muda, just wanted to say you look extra sexy today also, I just farted in my room,
can you smell it?
Like why would I be able to smell your fart?
I live in Canada, I'm not near your house, why would I be able to smell your fart?
Breezy was lying.
What is Breezy?
I think they're Jim bad
Let's see if this is a good bomb
You've thrown us down a bomb
They're Jim bad, they're Jim bad
Yeah bro, like
Yeah, you pushed us like
Yeah, you pushed us like
Yeah, you pushed us like
Yeah, you pushed us like
Yeah, you pushed us like
I
Moota a thousand subs 1v1 Vanessa, I feel bad
I don't want to take your money
I've just been really thinking about beds a lot lately
Dude everyone's a freak that plays this game though
I mean this is not talk show. Bro, he has a freaks bro, he has a freaks.
How, bro?
What's that mean? He has a freaks, but he has a horny.
Nice one here. How...
Wait, they have a master chief to get in this game, let's just get flyer.
Heck, the more you talk, the harder I get. Let's relax.
What the fuck?
The enemy device is across the board.
Throwing smoke grenades!
I
Was
Bro am I like I don't understand bro like am I
She said your nose is massive just came to say she is correct. No, she did not say from Ontario
She did not say that but she did not say that dude because everyone
I have a normal brain, that my nose is normal size bro.
Wait, so how does it work in this game?
Did I leave her a game?
Oh, I left her a game.
Why can't you back out with a squad in this game?
Oh, I wasn't party leader, I'm retarded.
Oh, that, I didn't mean to leave.
No, no, you're good.
Oh, holy shit, everyone puts this game to the free.
I know.
That was a, that was a lobby.
Is that normal?
It's never usually that bad on EU, on EU they're just like toasters at you, that's it, these guys are getting deep though.
Yeah well here, I'll play on chords, enough to use our mics.
All jokes aside Muda, I appreciate you streaming, it got me out of the bad place a while back so thank you.
Bro external liquid dude, you can use your liquid on, okay I'm sorry.
Yo, I'm not bald, bro. How many times did I tell y'all I'm not bald? No, no, no, I'm
not bald. Look.
I'm underage in calling the police.
Boy, I'm not balding, though.
It's not a bald spot.
It's it's not a bald spot, Chad.
It's it's it's, you know, it's.
It's like, how do I say this?
It's it's not a bald spot.
It's just when I headset,
My hair is not thinning
Well, listen my hair when there's a headset that sits on your head all day
It's going to make like a crease in your head bro. Like it's obvious. It's obvious. It's obvious
Muda try roblox out you suck at this game
Are we gonna win this please say something
Um, yeah, we'll win, obviously.
Ah!
Ah!
Mooda, listen, your hair is thinning, it's okay, you're getting old.
Secondly, you should ask Furo to coach you.
I'm not, bro, I'm not!
I'm 21!
Oh my god
What's your rank right now I'm a brawn shower my bronze for
Feeling so pasty wait you can do that
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is going on today on Steam?
Where are we right now?
Dude, I'm not gonna...
It's the only noise you can make.
You're right there for the rest of us.
Where are we?
Get ready to engage.
Yo, let's end the ADL, please.
Yo, on Spotify, Apple Music and SoundCloud,
I'm missing the ADL by 8, I'll send you the ID.
I see.
Two outside library, one is piano window.
I
Live at double piano window
He's gonna he's on pink fireplace. He's gonna come in serious look like a zombie a zombie
My zombie let me guess I'm a guest
I
Shit, I know the ball library both come on
No one's on the window again again
Last operator standing.
AAAAAAAAY!
Let's go!
Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.
Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir.
Alright, you're trippin', you're trippin', you're trippin', you're trippin', you're trippin'.
Come on.
Alright, who do we ban?
Oh, it's ban, Raman, go basement, no?
Wait, where did you ban this?
Come on, you know, it's logic-ness.
Is that okay?
Logic-ness, you know, you don't want to have RAM when you when they have vert on you, you know
You know, you know, you know, you know guys come on
How is your day?
Flow domain you are currently in my chat and looking at my face you will send me a picture of your
I'm thirsty
Secure the area keep the bombs protected
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Reinforcing wall.
Don't you just hate it when your pet wakes you up like this.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
Meow.
this is new what is this meow meow meow down in 10 seconds which I just never
used to be here back in the day shut up five seconds in counting
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I got you.
Yo, Mudo, so you can back into site, bro.
I know, bro. I'm actually scared, the fuck.
Can you hear the helicopter?
At.
oh my god kade what are you doing?
i'm so sorry
it's okay
one is gonna run blue
where where where where
two in blue
Nice!
You want to do a murder? I want to get left to her also.
I'll try to operate her remains.
Go to blue.
What do you mean put your camera down to the all my bulletproof camera?
I think they're cheating, obviously.
Like how rare is it to murder a cheater on this game?
It's not super rare, but like it's not super common either.
Like, blatant?
Never.
Maybe like once in your life.
In high elo, dog.
More than JXC is on Apex chat.
Do y'all think JXC will like Apex?
Be honest. Be honest.
Yeah, it's a Valblestrat like this.
What? But what is?
Like last game.
No.
Maybe a low elo, but high elo.
I wouldn't have said it's the worst.
No, no, no. In high elo, in high elo, no, no, no.
You'll never get that in high elo like ever.
But a low elo? Yeah, probably.
Basically every second or third game was a cheater at height you know Jesus are you
serious oh my god really secure the bombs
All right, uh, Crouch Guy.
Well, how the fuck is your name always different every game?
All right.
Streamer mode.
I can't even see him.
Nice.
Nice.
Blue.
nice blue nice
bro what the fuck
friendly operator remaining bro this is a good lobby I won't lie bro all
all friendlies were eliminated.
Mission failure.
This is...
Friends.
Lion actually just looked at me through the fucking wall.
I don't think he's cheating.
I think that's like obvious.
That's like W crosshair placement from him, right?
Wait, does Lion look like he's cheating or no, Chai?
Is that just W crosshair placement?
I
Am bold like chat and Valorant no one's really cheating brought it really hard to cheat in Valorant
Is it really that easy to cheat in this game, bro? Not again mooder
They are seeing your nose before going around the corner nice bald spot by the way
Like every time you've done it everyone's are getting happy Zed cheese dude
John was rich yesterday, and he was like uh Charles play was rich yesterday, and he was like what he's saying
I was playing with Rich yesterday, he said, he was like, what did he say?
He said that like everyone uses the recall script, like it's unbanable, so like 99% of
them use it.
Ah, I feel like he's busy now.
You know what I mean?
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
The main door is open.
Yeager's first floor.
Alicia, if you want to go through the window.
They're coming out to play.
I'm going to hit the long angle, guys.
You shouldn't be in a trench.
Hey Chris again, we were out of stock of the extra extra extra small 0.5 to 1 inch coins.
We could have another one but it's watermelon favourites.
Is that okay with you?
I heard you needed for a pocket pussy because you get no game.
Fuck you.
Bo, what?
Yo, these guys are good Bo.
I
Need just one attack or two
Bro, what the fuck as a taxi
What are they typing I've chat off you know see I have chat on default it's by default has it off
Well, you've had it off the whole time. Yeah, why? Oh my God. Why?
As soon as you're responding, jigsie jigsie jigsie streamer. Oh my God.
No, no, no, no, no. Actually, you got keepsnake out the ass.
No, no, it's a little bit of your fault because you got no stream delay.
Oh, me? Yeah, you started chicken with the 15 months later on, either, right?
No, I have your land by the way.
Wait, well, the snipers in this game too?
Both of my nuts just got caught.
They're replying as we're speaking, yeah.
Yes, there's so many snipers in this game.
What do you mean they're replying?
Like, they're acting.
They're scumming.
Yeah.
As you're talking.
They're answering us?
We need to locate a bomb.
Yeah.
If you want my number.
I should give out your address.
I don't want to play anymore.
Damn.
Muda, are you gonna grind and learn this game or are you just trying to get champs?
Well bro, I want to get champ but...
I got three freaky numbers on the back.
Bro, everyone's telling me like...
in the chat, in both chats, if you want to...
10 seconds for four insertions
send me over to the fucking...
hang it up, hang it up
you've located a bomb, so make your way to the location and abuse it
I have been in a long time in the game.
Oh my god.
They actually typed in.
That means they are strait-sliming though.
Holy f**k!
Like little bottles on your website, man.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
You wanna go on my server?
No, what the fuck did I just say?
Wait, you can go on my server if you want.
Fuck no, that's just like 900p, you know?
Alicia, what the fuck is this game?
I should not say that.
I don't know.
I don't know what you've put me into.
This is on you right now.
Wait, wait, how do I turn on chat?
How do I turn on chat?
oh i see i see i see i got it
so snipers are like noble in this game?
oh like every game that's why i moved off of console
because it's like every game
like console was worse?
console was my main yeah i was uh
What's my life till like last year?
Okay this game will be better, some fortress.
Bad fortress or bad lair?
Lowkey fortress.
Actually?
Wait never mind they're banning fortress.
Yeah.
I swear this is a map.
Has any girl sat on your nose before?
Wait, so did everyone like originate from console?
Is that PC?
Loki most people are like you know stumping he was console for ages richie console
Thanks. Yeah, he's console a
Lot of pros come from a console
But you have you ever console back in the day like back in the day and a long time ago
You are so like
like who is this girl who is this why Sam's
zesty
I don't see his head bro give me some
I'm head-deam, I'm head-deam!
Fuck!
Oh
Sometimes I got a good feeling
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Oh I gotta fit in there
Roger the basement
Dim-dim-dim
Yooo center floor
Yeeeah
You know this map
There's a guy by pig by the way
I think he's going for like a...
...small Ago ใใไป้บผ้ณํ
I don't know if there's any more funding.
Uh...
Jumping, he's gonna throw an impact if you're um on the balcony be ready. He's gonna come out of the garage.
Well, why were the games so much easier yesterday? Was me and was rich just carrying the fuck out of me yesterday?
Swapping mags
like what is that what is that angel
I don't understand like what the fuck?
Oh
Muda will you change and play CS 2 for a thousand to gifted Vanessa I will play CS 2 for 10 hours straight for a thousand gifted
I
Was not was in bathroom to in bathroom maybe
one friendly
but yet this game is is is
i wouldn't say like hard aiming wise
Chat I would say bro listen chat listen this game isn't like hard aiming wise but I feel like it's really hard like
Angle wise bro
You know like I don't explain it bro, what is this?
These are this is a check this is a nasty night here
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait what I don't get
it what is this clip how is it if 80% said to go on Xbox it was like 65% said to go on Xbox
Yeah, is there something wrong with that?
No, I mean, PC's definitely better, but it's up to you.
Well, my chat said there's more cheating on PC.
Is that true?
Dude, is there cheating on every game?
Like, is every game, fuck, I lost Sophia, fuck.
Thank God I can change my character though.
Chat, I can change my character, right?
Chat, I can change my character, right?
I can change my character, right?
Yeah, bro.
Chat, that's the one thing I realized.
But the thing I love about this game is like,
It's easy to shoot, but bro.
Like 99% of the times I die, I die from something I didn't know was possible.
Use your drone to locate a bomb.
Mooder on my life, you're one of my favorite streamers.
Wanna love you so much, man?
Hope you achieve everything you aspire to.
Bro, my cream!
Cream, stop, don't make me take your pants off right now.
Oh, the garage is some shit. I don't know. They like garages on shit.
She's a TV.
I'm like, good house, good house, good house.
There's an intent that...
Chad, do you know what is the best player ever?
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Yo, let me show y'all.
Let me show y'all.
Let me show y'all.
A bomb must be located and defused.
Let me show y'all.
the best player in rainbow six I almost died though so put a flame on that
window
located
was that Mooda left or right?
oh yeah
it's a garage
how is this guy not dying?
of the
of
the
of
the
of
of
the
death of
death
of
death
From where?
Where did I die from?
He's in garage.
I
Very early thank you so much for the 20 subs really I love you God bless you
Thank you so much for the 20 subs chat. Why the fuck bro
Why is your voice so annoying J2Pool underscore?
You know what, Paul?
Go fuck yourself, bro.
Paul, I'm gonna give you 10 seconds.
Paul, I'm gonna give you 10 seconds to apologize.
Or you're getting your Twitch account, YouTube account, and Instagram account all banned.
You have 10 seconds to say your story.
10, nine, eight, seven, six, five.
Good boy.
Good boy.
You're such a good boy, Paul.
You're such a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
pull I love you bro
yo brawl maybe I need to have more confidence bro it's fucking hard
exactly no welcome back don't worry welcome back we didn't want it's like
I guess this is a good practice though, I won't lie
Remember yesterday, we were O-Tree down
I won
The garage by the way
What the fuck is that? Is that like new on steroids?
Yeah, it's like a walkery
What the fuck?
Yo, I'm a good script writer
I'm gonna try to get out of the floor next
So many with these two months, I love you so much, God bless you
Can you turn your facecam off so I can see the gameplay in your nose as big as fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
Is he dead?
Yeah, he's dead.
He's got a hard phone and stuff.
Reloading!
I got a connector hatch.
I got to come back to the hatch.
Can you want to grab the cloth on here?
I got you.
I'm going back to church.
I'm walking up next.
I'm walking up next.
I'm walking up next.
I'm walking up next.
I
Wait, we're getting sniped again
Wait, you got the chat on this side. Yes, and on this time. Oh every game's a dream snipe
But how did Jamesy feel?
like was jing see I think he literally stopped stopped a plane right or like he
brought the Avengers for him every time I would do to be honest damn bro really
but like I'm nowhere near JC but like bro jinx he probably got both
brothers like and I work like JC I'll probably and I like what's the worst
First they were due to Jinx Ebolyte, they literally streamstepped them, they would team kill him?
I'm not doing the wrong thing.
What?
What do you mean they would team kill him?
They used to team kill him every game?
In his solo to champion series?
Secure the bombs.
Chad, did he end up getting a champ?
The solo to champ? Did he end up getting it?
Or like, was it literally fucking impossible?
Yo, it's actually Muta.
It's good, buddy.
I thought they were just fucking with it.
Nah, I'm trying to get a champion, bro.
but this game is hot, bro.
Are you actually going to go for a champ?
You should.
Oh, yeah, I am.
But, like, damn, these shins are just crazy.
Down to 10 seconds.
Yo, who don't fart in this mood, though?
Am I sure of that?
I don't think you would.
I play Valorant.
I don't play this game.
Five seconds in counting.
Four, five, six, seven.
Are you good at Valorant or something?
Yeah, you know, you're actually
currently talking to the only human being
in the entire world that got wrinkled.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
OK, stop talking.
It's an original.
We need to rotate.
Yeah, I knew that she's talking to the only human being in the entire world who got rank 1 in both content
It's unbalanced, by the way. She won't let you know that
I'm gay if I don't kill this guy. You guys understand me?
I'm gay, and I suck dick if I don't kill this guy. That's how confident I am chat
I won't give a random viewer a thousand dollars if I don't kill this guy
Are they on the reverse middle?
There's a queue outside that opening trying to get.
Yo, do not peek drone while they're watching, Pete.
Enter to the left first and make the stairs.
They're being forced east.
Dread my door.
Okay.
I'm reloading.
That was not gonna be this.
Yeah, op-4 has located a bomb.
That's a barge.
I'm reloading!
Open gym wall, be careful.
I've delayed octave.
I'm on the bomb chassis, I'm walking, I have a gym walk and I need to look at this
I don't have a rotate to look at it though, but I can look at the balcony, yeah.
Where was that?
Oh, how does he know?
Oh, how does he know?
Just on all of it.
One on four remaining.
Friendly operator remaining.
Nice.
Four eliminated.
Oh my god.
Yo, this guy in the chat said,
Turn off your camera, I got the ick.
Like bro, yo by the way Chad, is holding angles better in this game than swinging the angles?
Is holding the angles better than swinging the angles Chad?
Yes or no?
Because like bro, I swear to God, I try to hold angle.
If I open my eyes and look to the left and I see eye, eye, eye in the chat, you're getting
dead.
No graphics.
No graphics.
Eventually they will take a walk on the side.
Should I take lasers off my gun by the way?
I
As my stream open bro, open stock store and secret
This guy rocket cheese has my stream open the fuck
You just air I run up right
How do I break Ram? What do I do to break Ram?
There's a camster in the back, you have to do the red charge.
It has a red charge on the back, shoot that shit.
I got a piece at the bottom of the red stairs here.
I'm gonna walk up your head get two shields on your head
What was that bro what is that?
we do we do
mission failed all friendly's were eliminated so how old PR shotguns
but okay when you try them with like a SMG they're good for close quarters
what the fuck
uh ben ram go downstairs or no yeah that's something maybe the blitz
i fucked the blitz bruh
yeah the corral kid is on a tiktok live stream stream sniping you
why am i watching brown nigel thornberry play our sex
Who the fuck is brown Nigel Thornberry?
Like motherfucker.
Who is, who is that?
Who the fuck is brown Nigel Thornberry?
Brown...
Nigel Thorn...
...Berry.
the
huh
Nigel, can you make me rotate please?
Yeah, where?
So do we want to keep dark controller or dirt controller? No.
No, don't keep dirt, let them push dirt and just look at the dirt door because they have to walk in eventually.
Yo, is holding angles better in this game than swinging angles?
Swing first.
Swinging is better?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, peakers are better than this game, Bar.
I'm reloading!
You can hold angles like that, but make sure it's very, very slim.
Because people pre-fire that shit eventually when they play the game for long.
I'm gonna fend in here.
Got a question I wish you would.
They have a blitz again?
I'm blue.
Reloading!
Impact out!
I'm below.
It's a blue rush.
You should work.
2 came up loyal pit, 2 came up loyal pit, garage?
There's a lot of blue, there's a lot of blue.
But looking at lounge, all 3 garage, all 3 garage.
What is garage? Like blue?
Garage is one thing.
Oh, I know where garage is, yeah.
Drop loyal pit, take cover.
Pushing one of your...
Do a oil pit.
One more oil pit.
Back garage?
I'm on the right side of the garage.
I'm sorry, bro. I should have won us that fucking game, bro. No, now I have to solo if
if I was losing with you, I'm gonna get fucked.
Good luck on your top, you got this.
Thank you bro.
Bye.
Take care, take care.
Fuck bro, Vanessa, thanks for the 10 gift
that I love you, Vanessa.
Bro, Vanessa wants me to play CS2 so bad.
Did we really hop on CS?
Bro, I'm gonna get fucked on CS though
if I hop on CS, Vanessa.
I'm literally gonna get shit on, bro.
said do it for the money any game for a thousand subs I mean I low key I mean a
thousand subs for CS but that's a how many games you have to play of CS for a
1,000 subs though because I'm both a hit I'm like
Play until I sleep Vanessa, when are you sleeping? It's 6 a.m. Already
I'm from Singapore.
Was that like Turkish alt-account?
What's a thousand subs in Singaporean is that he's like
A thousand subs to end stream that asked in it
Oh this game is so hard why
Like I don't understand. Why is it so hard to play this game? Yes, I had AI company Vanessa says rich
Okay, Vanessa if you donate a thousand subs right now, I'll play CS go for
How long Vanessa how long do you want me to play CS for though? I don't want to break a promise a
Thousand subs this I'll fucking I'll literally like like I'll fucking turn into a horse for a thousand subs
How many hours do I have to play CS for you already are a horse
16 hours
What do you mean 16 hours?
Junko's chat gave me brain damage. I have to come back. What happened?
But check the one thing I don't understand is bro, how the fuck does um
Um, does Jinxie not like rage, bro, like rage?
Wait Vanessa, okay.
Vanessa, if you donate a thousand subs right now,
one law on my life, I'll get on CSGO right now.
I'll let me close Rainbow Six Siege and I'll play CSGO.
A thousand subs?
I've never gotten a thousand subs before though.
No, no, no, I will not play for 16 hours though.
No, no, no, no, no.
I will not play for 16 hours, no, no, no, no.
Vanessa, I'll play for like, I'll play for like,
two hours, like, like, until you sleep, until you sleep.
Vanessa, why are you going to sleep, Vanessa?
Why are you going to sleep?
What do you mean it goes 16 hours?
you guys know what's 60 hours is CJ wait Vanessa if you want me to schedule a
day with only I could schedule a day with only bro is owning on is not online
okay oh my god red red red red red red red red red red red red red red so
Oh, does Jixi even play the video game?
Yo, when Jixi goes to...
Bro, when Jixi jumps games, does he just open packs?
Oh, nice of us to have you dead ass, bro.
No, so we dead ass with you.
Now you're only 300 away.
No, but can't I get it before?
Correct, you just haven't yet, yeah.
So, I mean, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
All right, all right, all right.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Relax, relax.
So, wait, wait, where are you buying these?
Where are you buying these?
All right, go back, go back, go back.
Yes, talk to me.
Straight, you go to shop, go to shop,
is that shop, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All right, there, yeah, yeah.
You see these events?
I think you're gonna get,
Chad, where do you go for the ideals here, man?
Dude, this is you if you take that
half draw deal by the way don't fall into the darkness wait he opens up FIFA packs too
does this mother fucker even play the game
bro does the guy even play the video does he even play the video games
Bro, like, I don't understand, does he even play the games?
Okay, chat, when are we back, bro, listen, I need a carry.
Chat, spoi, play, chat, spoi, okay, so tomorrow, chat, listen, tomorrow we have, tomorrow
We have tomorrow we have the Valorant tournament, React, Valorant tournament, Valorant, and then
a variety game maybe, I don't even know.
Bro I really want to do the Eat It with JinxE, but is it too soon Chad?
I feel like it's too soon bro.
Emerald, Emerald, Emerald Plains, please, this map is ass, bro, I can't, we're gonna lose, no, no, please, please, Ben, Emerald.
PLEASE!
Thank God.
Chat, I've never played on Emeralds, though, it's Emerald's a good map, I've never played on Emeralds before, bro.
I've never, never, never played on Emeralds before.
Chat by the way, can everyone do a quick rate me on a skill with the 10 chat rate me on a skill with a 10 go
Alright, we're attacking Demo or Solid Snake.
Honestly, fuck it bro, we'll just do solid snick.
Actually, no, let's do ash.
Yeah, bro, I feel like I wanna go on a date chat.
Trust me, I just feel like it's too soon, bro.
I feel like it's too soon.
I feel like it's too soon.
Do it next week, that's what I was talking about too.
like the next week ish
Muda I just gave you 20 subs for a hair transplant
But does it look like I'm balding though like bro, it's not and bro
I'm not balding look like see that shit full patch of the head. Why would I need a hair transplant?
Or do I look like a mushroom chat
Wait chat, you know what I have an idea of you know where she do chat
Should we do a segment soon where I eat hot chicken wings and I put TTS to $1 and you guys ask me questions
And if I choose not to answer them that I choose not to answer them
And if I don't I have to eat a chicken wing
Chai should do that
Actually
I'm gonna lose any more funding
So yeah job, we have spoilt on Sunday or Monday, I'm not too sure when
Spoilers gonna coach me. I'm gonna 1v1 am and I'm gonna do 2v1
Take the fucking laser off. Okay. All right despair my bad bro. Yo, why are you yelling at me?
Why are you coming fast? Why you're coming fast?
Pocha I think I need like a better pair of headset or something because I'm not gonna lie bro
These pairs of headsets are low key not that good bro
Muda play a game with Bolo
Wait chat should I schedule a game with Bolo?
Don't take the laser off that guy is retarded
All right
Uh, what do I play chat?
Is Solid Snake actually good?
I feel like he's kinda like...
What is Vanessa saying?
Bro, I'll do a thousand subs.
Vanessa, do you know how much a thousand subs is Vanessa?
Like, Vanessa you're throwing a thousand subs like it's nothing.
Vanessa, you're throwing around a thousand subs like it's not, like do you know what
a thousand subs is?
Vanessa, like, like, like, do you know what a thousand subs is?
nothing bro hey Vanessa if a thousand subs is nothing maybe can you drop a hundred
subs to me like you know I'm I don't want to force you anything but like if you
want to drop a hundred subs I'll be very happy I'll be very happy and I'll
buy I'll buy some of the chat food I'll buy some in the chat food if you give
me a hundred and I'll be happy
one tap
Wait, Chet is it free fire? Good in this game?
AHHHHHHhhhhh
YOOOOO
Your Vanessa stop, stop I was trolling one, I was trolling Vanessa
Oh my God Vanessa
one of four remaining
BALL VENESSA
Oh Vanessa, thank you so much!
bro RVX88 with the 200 fucking subs bro RVX oh my god Vanessa Vanessa oh my god I
Have a startup in Singapore. Hey Pico dot AI
Yo, man. Hey chat listen, bro. Everyone check out our hey Pico dot AI bro
It's living the best AI I've ever seen in my entire life chat then chat. I'm not gonna lie, bro
Look listen chat. I'm not gonna lie listen chat. Hey everyone check out. Hey Pico dot AI
You know listen chat. This is my favorite. Oh fuck chat GBT. Oh
Fuck
Fuck chat GBT
Fuck Claude fuck everything bro. Listen bro. Hey pico. AI chat. This is that this is what I use for height
This is what I use for my school. This is what I use for literally everything bro. Hey snowman
Thank you for your shitty ass tier one sub, bro
Thank you for your shitty ass tier one sub broke. Thank you, but I appreciate you go fuck yourself
Oh, I'm the low-key. I'll make sure to fuck yourself on the way out there. All right, Bob
Yo, he said you changed. He's got a long way to change
Yo, no seriously seriously RV x88 and Vanessa
God bless you guys man. Thank you guys so much bro. Thank you guys so much, man
Bro, I feel bad when you guys donate. I was literally just trolling bro. I swear to God
But thank you guys so much Vanessa. I hope a Vanessa listen listen Vanessa
Vanessa from the bottom of my heart. I hope that AI that you started up
Hey Pico, hey Pico becomes one of the biggest AIs in the world and RVX bro
And shall I hope to God bro the 200 subs you just gave me
Come back to your wallet 10x one day, bro. I love you so much. God bless you guys
Yo, Vanessa, I fucking love you, bro. Yo, holy shit RVX. I love you. God bless you
Yo, slow man. Fuck you and fuck your shitty ass tear one sub that ass
I
I'm refunding my tier one sub
What the fuck
my location is clear
the last operator standing
careful drop is in place
bomb has been located
Bro that gun is so no recoil
Yeah that guy is like cheating or something, he's like pre-fired you, maybe I'm just asked
bro I don't know.
Yo, yo thank you guys, yo seriously, yo Frank, uh, alright who was it, it was Snowman,
yo Snowman, thank you for the tier one sub though seriously, well I love you bro,
Yo, why is everyone unsubbing?
Exhumation work unsub, exhumation work unsub, exhumation work unsub, exhumation work unsub.
Yo, yo wait Vanessa, can we even play CS Go together?
Vanessa, can we even play CS Go together?
If you're in the Philippines, like aren't we on different servers?
Yo, stop unsubbing!
Mathy, stop. Don't even be like that, Mathy. Stop. You are not the fallen one.
Jack, can I play with CSGO with a Singaporean that lives in Singapore?
Like, how's that gonna work?
Do I just add Vanessa on steam and that's it
Yo chap by the way
Are you guys enjoying like the road to see the road to a champion because bro if y'all are not enjoying this
I'm not gonna play it though.
Low key, I'm having a fun time.
This game is just hard as fuck though.
I'm reloading!
So is the recoil control like the hardest part of this game?
But like not on some guns though like some guns are so easy like look at this
I feel like that twitch gun was impossible
Keep an eye out for up for attempting to defuse your bombs
I
Yo, what
He's cheating wait, he's cheating wait, he's cheating
Boy, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
First of all, chat, is this normal to jump through the window when I make no noise and
hold and he just jumps and clears me?
Is this normal?
Look at- look how he clears me!
Alright now look at this! NERDAL!
Look at this! Look at this!
YO!
Look!
Yo, Vanessa, what the fuck?
Oh my god
Bro Vanessa what the fuck
Okay Vanessa when do you want to play CS go Vanessa when do you want to play CS go?
All right, all right Vanessa when do you want to play CS go bro?
When do you want to play CS go Vanessa when do you want to play CS go bro? Where do you want to play CS go?
Yeah, we're getting the fuck off this game. We'll play CS go for a bit bro like that ass
Any time he he
Sash is crazy, bro. Any time he he
Jesus Vanessa
Yo, I'm gonna have been asking you to play R6 with you since you started and I guess
I need to gift a thousand gifted to play you ju ju ju ju ju ju ju ju ju ju ju ju ju
Bro, Frank, bro, listen dude, I'm not playing with you, bro, unless you donate a thousand
gifted, bro, I just don't want to be living, bro.
Wait, is this game?
Yo, do you see that? Look, look!
He's like, shoot, whoa, like, what the fuck is that?
He's-
Is that walls or no?
Like I said, trash can be perfectly through the wall, no?
And there were zero drones.
I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
Bro, fuck.
Jesus.
Muda, please add me on Discord.
I need to go to sleep.
Okay, but I also want to Discord.
Bro, is it shameless that I'm doing this, by the way?
Is it shameless that I'm doing this chat?
Be honest, bro.
Is it shameless is it shameless to be doing this bro be honest?
So much that would y'all not play with a viewer for a thousand so go like come on bro chat
You know like guys guys, it's not about the money bro. It's not about the money
It's about the viewers, but you know, it's you know, it's it's all that I don't I care about the viewers, bro
I care with the viewers chat
Hey, Vanessa, what's your discord, Vanessa, what's your discord, Vanessa?
Same user, Vanessa.
Yo, you're about to get a thousand different ads, though.
Oh, I'm not gonna lie, you just...
There's nothing got leaked, what are you guys saying?
Nothing got leaked, what are you guys saying?
That's what I'm saying, but this guy is weird,
but this Kratos guy is weird, bro.
But that's I sent you out friend request will play sometime because it's 7 a.m. I don't know if you want to play tonight
Also, I'm already playing siege. I don't want to get off the area
Vanessa, why don't we just plan a day where I get on and we play for a bit?
He looks like he improved the time this season going from a 0.25 KD to a 2.65.
Did I just see how you will you fucking chuck?
Who is a Hanna?
Oh, boo-hoo.
Assalamu Alaikum.
Let's go play.
All right.
Fuuuuck!
I could have killed him.
Oh my god, Vanessa. Vanessa, I can't play. Oh my god, Vanessa.
Chat, we made it!
Jynxia hasn't even played a game of Apex yet.
Jesus how he's been looking for like two hours
bro can you pay us please excuse me
excuse me yes I can pay your chat bro
what what do you mean yes I can pay your
chat but it's a fuck my chat bro no no no no no fuck my chat bro fuck my chat
no
What this guy said I hope those Indians buy your house
YOOOOOO
Nah y'all a little weird y'all a little weird y'all a weird y'all a weird bow now. I'll give it the prime self
I love you so much God bless you
10 seconds left.
Wait, why are we here out of all places?
Vanessa, I love you though. Thank you so much for all the subs.
Seriously, it means a lot to me. I love you.
Thank you so much. I love you.
I don't know
Your identity has been compromised
Heads up, Razorbloom out.
Okay, ready to blow.
Razorbloom, go now.
One friendly operator remaining.
Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.
Ring ring they calling.
Like what?
Dude, what are these guys doing? Like how am I like these are coppers, bro. How are coppers doing this to us right now?
Muda I just got any Muda are you gonna play CS go with me for 16 hours?
No, no, no, no, no, no Vanessa. No, no, no 16 hours way too much. I can't
But that's not a wall I can't but I said 16 hours is way too much. I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't
I said
16 hours I
Would do it for 10 gifted
Josh I cut my hair is my hair too long by the way
Muda, you're such a sell-out.
Muda, know you're balding.
Insertion in 10 seconds, insertion in 5 seconds, spawnpeek this AWPing, your mission is to
Locate and defuse the bomb chat. Do you run faster with your secondary out?
So why did nobody tell me that
has been recovered. The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
Wait, radar's going off.
There he is.
Like oh my god this game is so fucking hard bro
These guys were smurfing bro that was not a copper lobby
Well, that was not a copper fucking lobby mood up. Let's play next week. I'll give you the 750 subs
Vanessa
Let me know when do you want to play out? I'll make a CS those segment and we'll play CS go
Well, this game is so hard. I feel like you need a doodle bro. Is it like
Okay, Frank will play one game Frank Frank get on
Frank get on I'll play one game with you bro Frank. I don't
Get on ball play one game. I'm gonna play one game with you. What the fuck is this hack?
Yeah
what the fuck wait what the fuck was that
alright chat what's that let me let me talk to sport let me talk to sport
Let me talk to Split real quick. Split.
Um, okay. Sunday is Jinxie Val Jinxie Jinxie Val Tournament. Is Monday good for you? Is Monday good for you?
Shesh, did I also message Bolo?
A.
Play with Bolo? Okay, let me make a segment with Bolo.
Bolo.
I just want Bolo. What the fuck? How do you spell Bolo?
Okay, stop saying you're in the same game as Bolo, bro.
Are you retarded? I'm fucking copper, bro.
There's no M in the same game as Molo.
Bolo's live right now?
B-A-B-E-A-B-E-A-U-L-O.
I am the number one Valorant player trying to come to Siege and do a road to champion in this game.
Can we play some games?
Maybe you can teach me the ropes a little.
I am not on the same team as Bobo that's literally
in the area keep the bombs protected actually there's no way brothers are lying
I think they should give vigil the fucking be a rune punch too
Wait, so chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, I have a question, I have a question.
Do I play 16 by 9 or 4 by 3?
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I would say I am Chad y'all think only is better than me in the US yes or no?
in the us yes you know
mooda you deadass look like this I swear bro really Adriana that's what
we're doing like actually that's what we're doing Adriana are you serious
agent that's what we're doing that's what we're doing Adriana seriously and my
chat's like dead-ass laughing at that like it's funny
Chad does it look like that's funny
does it look like that's funny
One-to-one resemblance. Zags with the Prime. I love you so much. God bless you. Very funny.
Spocked the difference, mission impossible. Okay. Butch, if I were to ever get good at
this game like very, like very good. I swear to God I would be very, very, I'd be very
happy bro. This game like seems like it'd be very, very fun to be good at.
Hey Muda, first time hearing your voice here, first time hearing your voice, why does it
sound like that?
You know, so basically I play a character that I'm on stream and I basically high pitch
my voice because it makes the chronological and the precipitation of the volume of the
velocity of a human being it seems like they react more positively to a man with
his voice that is more high-pitched it seems like more welcoming presence so
that's why I raise my voice in decibels of the increasing the so that I would
seem a little bit more you know faculty you know bro is just saying some random
shit get ready to engage
I
Here if you actually have a boyfriend bro like oh my god, I feel like I cut now bro
How the fuck am I one HP
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Don't like that a zombie, bro. Oh, keep it a book me, bro. Do y'all like the zombie or no aim is bro like what is that?
why are you setting me this in my chance like wow what the fuck
oh nice that's funny huh Kara yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Really, really, really really really really really really really really really miss this
man.
Bar?
Is bar a good chat?
Uhh...
What is this word? What the fuck is this word? What is Remi-
Remi- uh- uh- uh-
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait
Yo, DIMBO with the 13 months! I love you so much, God bless you, chat!
What is this? What the fuck is Remi- Remi- Remi- deal?
Yeah, move the left side of the cage
Kaisen, ah, ah, reading!
I don't even know what that means, bro, but alright, bro.
Your reading might be worse than Rekhae.
Yo, what the f**k is this gun?
like how am I supposed to know he's gonna be comigas like nah bro you're
getting bad for that one friendly remaining
see this is that stuff I don't want to save what we're doing just manipulate
manipulating gaps okay yeah I mean let's just stay on this shit because we're
the fucking best and you guys should totally not join me in here in a little
one second all good well Apex is low-key fun yeah this game is ass like this
game is ass I like I liked apex back in the day but bro apex now is like low-key
like
Like I don't know dude apex now is I don't know bro apex is just
Chat you guys really like apex still to this day
Did you guys like war zone or apex more how about that chat the job like apex or
Jesus
yeah bro like low key war zone and it's prime bro bro my brother hasn't
And game them like yours and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and
You found a bomb, make your way to its location and defuse it.
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
You've earned about 30 things yet. Give me a minute. On that month.
But uh, I'm gonna defuse up here.
So what is this game I'm playing right now yeah, I'm not gonna lie yo why did nobody shoot
at me that entire fucking round yo what is yo like what is this one second I have LeBron
James dunking on me with this BBC cock in my mouth next thing you know Valkyrie sit
Get in there AFK, holding your fucking phone out jerking off to whatever the fuck's on
her phone.
Shooting seven bullets at her, she's not dying but she's not moving either.
What the fuck is happening in this game, like genuinely what has happened?
I'm just so confused.
Is that his lion good?
That's no ash, bro.
What is this, bro?
What is this comment in here?
I'm Uda, sent to Cloud of Jinxie.
I really thought your content seemed fun.
Also, you remind me of this image.
I swear to God, if I press this...
We need to locate a bomb.
Aw.
Career is going great, my other rest of these pain is slowly my hot peel, bacon and lonely.
Ladies and gentlemen, I will show you.
how the chosen one entries on Chalet and a ranked game filled with silvers and
Bronze is five seconds to go
Let's go
I cleared the blast!
WHAAAAT?!
I was so far away!
Main stairs, main stairs, oh, Valk main stairs, Valk main stairs.
chat what are these links you guys keep sending me if you love your viewers
watch this video of you getting a haircut bro if it's one of these videos
where it's just a fucking big ass nose in the chair bro like I'm gonna fucking
damn you bro bro this one yeah I'm in a shame bro I'm in a shame
how realistically realistically realistically how long do y'all
think realistically, will it take to... Yeah, wait, full F, can we get full F? When we start
this segment in Q-Ranks, can we get a, you know what I'm saying, like a current rake
overly
But the thing is it's 7 30 chat, but I genuinely don't know what I'm gonna do when I end stream because I'm not gonna end streams
Or I'm the other than sesh when no am I retarded what is wrong with me?
Mooda, it's gonna be way harder to get champ next season. You gotta get it this season. Dude, I'll get it any season
I don't give a fuck bro. Chat, you're currently talking to one of the best CS players in the world, bro
Chat, should we get silver today? Should we push for silver? Should we push for silver today?
No, let me call Richie. Richie told me that he could... Chat, Richie told me that he could set me up with a, um...
um chat Richie told me he could set me up with a uh a uh a macro that does uh recoil macro is that
good should we take that from uh shut up night you'll throne bury Richie Richie told me Richie
He told me that I should hit him up to do it with him.
Yeah take it take it it's all you. You could walk and heal by the way. You could walk and heal.
What is this map? I've never played this map.
Did we just ban no one oh my god we banned fucking nobody
Okay chat, what's the best, where do we go, where do we go, where do we go, where do we
go, where do we go?
Second floor?
Is second floor good?
Okay, I'm like, who's like meta on this, I'm just going to pick a roomie, bro, fucking.
But someone told me to take off laser, do I really take off laser or no?
What are you sending me?
I am a miner?
I don't give a fuck if you're a miner!
Okay.
First of all, first of all, I'm gonna stop us right there, okay?
First of all, I'm gonna stop us right there and I'm gonna say right now, okay?
I was- someone was stream sniping me and he was a miner.
And I told him I don't give a fuck if he was a miner.
Okay?
Because if you're a miner, I don't give a fuck if you're a miner, if you're still stream sniping me.
It doesn't- it doesn't do anything differently, you know what I'm saying?
I don't care if you're a miner, if you're just- it's the same shit, you know?
shit, you know.
Muda is this you walla.
Awww.
Awww.
Wait, this map looks very familiar.
Am I trippin'?
Wait, this map looks very familiar.
Wait, this map looks very familiar.
Holy shit, never mind.
How do I open this door?
Where are they coming from, they're probably gonna come from here.
Oh, they're probably coming from here.
Resident Evil 2 gets... WHAT THE FUCK?!
I don't know this map.
I'm dead.
I died. I died.
Look where-
Jason Dogg with the five gifted. I love you so much. God bless you. I love you.
You look like Lego Park 6422,595, damn that's a huge nose.
I don't even know what type of Lego Park even that fucking is, bro.
Muda, I gotta use the bathroom.
Alright, Perry, go use the fucking bathroom.
Fuck, you gotta tell me for it.
15 seconds
10 seconds to go
Five seconds left. Oh my god
Oh my god, you're him
Muda I got to go eat. Can you please stream later like okay like I guess
Muda you look like Lego part six four two two. Okay
Who do we ban? Ace? It's a bad ace probably, right?
He played Ace, he didn't play Habana though.
Spin it spin it spin it
It's forever in the chat
Mods it
It's falling the shot
I'm so sore, bro.
Yo, Phelweb, I have a question for you, Phelweb, I have a question, Phelweb, I have a question.
That anti-spam.
Do you guys like this anti-spam, where if they like put one extra letter after the
first one, it auto-times them out?
Do you guys like this feature?
Fuck the anti-spam.
Fo-web, I do, but I feel, yeah, yeah, remove it, remove it, remove it, remove it, remove
it, remove it.
move it but like if like mods if there's a mod in chat they'll just like time
anyone out
like sometimes I'll be in a wrong chat and he won't see my message so low-key
I scam it I'm wanting to lie
There's a gate in position.
What time is it for you right now?
What the fuck?
Oh
We didn't banner am oh my god
Well, I don't understand this map was grim
Yo, what is happening?
when I get off, should I start watching you, Jiji Tsukaizen?
I might put it back on and re-watch it.
I don't know what episode I stopped watching at though, exactly.
Do I just re-watch?
Chad, if I haven't watched you two guys for like months, should I just re-watch the
entire series?
from where from where do you have comms?
15 seconds left, off for last, outstanding.
10 seconds left, mission critical, bomb, decider activated.
Deceiver located, protect the bombs and disable the decider.
Bomb decider device is disabled.
Yes sir.
Mission successful.
Yes sir.
Bro chat, I wanna watch one piece bro, but like...
but the thing is that I want to get into one piece but there's a thousand
fucking episodes bro a thousand fucking episodes bro do y'all know how much that
is but the lore is good chat okay what's better I guess I can't really say that
I was gonna say what's better one piece or not yo okay yo is there anyone in
this chat that has watched Naruto and One Piece. Drop a me. If you have watched One
Piece and Naruto, drop a me in the chat right now. Drop a me in the chat right now.
Okay, all right. Now, in your opinion, from the people who have watched One Piece and
Naruto. What's better? Naruto or One Piece?
Jeez. Mods throw a pull. Mods, can we get a pull? Are there any mods in the chat? Mods,
Can I get a pole Naruto or one piece
Jack I get a pole Naruto or one piece, please
Please please please can I get another two one piece at least
All right, we're gonna have to pull run but we're gonna pull on this
I
Don't know okay, let's see like one piece and not Naruto's winning bro
Naruto is literally winning though.
Well I don't know what's like fucking wall bangable and what's not though.
Can you sing, uh yeah of course I can sing bombs.
Chai am I a good singer yes or no?
Chai Vanessa asked me can you sing Muda?
Sha, am I a good singer yes or no?
Bro, I actually don't know where I can get shot from, that's the issue.
Do y'all know where?
Oh, shit. Yeah, that's a roof. Oh, yeah.
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no
one family remaining
I didn't know that was an angle, bro. That's why he killed me. I didn't know that was an angle.
Bro, this is a fucking trillionaire. Muda, I sing with you 500 subs.
Join a call with her and sing with her
Dude, I'm not sitting on stream bro. I can't bro. Actually, I'm badass. Do you know what do you know what I would do for 500 subs?
But I said I'd rather place yes than you then then then then sing I swear to God, bro
Yo
Do you know what I would do?
Next stream, you meowed for free, you meowed for free in VRChat, Muda.
I mean no how long do I have to wait so we can drop this squidward big nose act like
How long do I have to wait?
How long do I have to wait, bro?
How long do I have to wait for us to fucking drop this?
I like to drop the squidward.
Cause I'm not squidward, bro.
And my nose, see chat? Listen, look, look.
Vanessa said, Muda, his nose isn't big.
You see that chat?
Chet, my nose isn't big, bro.
10 seconds to go.
Paid actors in 5 seconds.
Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.
Shut up and be honest bro, I have no idea what the fuck.
You'll have to wait a millennia, you big nose fucker.
Nothing to worry about near me.
Hold on. I have intel on the enemy location.
Oh my god, this game is actually so hard, bro.
watch firebolt with the prime sub I love you bro god bless bro this game is so
hard and why is this game so hard
Mooters, don't worry, you look more like Squidward's house, actually.
for eliminated all friendly
What I can you please look at this link, what is this? What is this?
Oh, no
Bro rainbow six siege is like the hot like like rainbow six siege has like
The weirdest hacks I've ever seen in my entire life.
Uhhh...
They banned Solid Snake, that's like my only good agent, bro. Like who else do I even play?
I'm gonna go Ram. Oh my god. He DC'd it's a 4v5
20 subs for every failed terminal open
We need to look at the bomb.
Shall I order please? My mom is kind of homeless. Can you please donate me some of your shekels?
but Jack do we know where they are do we know where they are like there's
nobody no calm in this elo
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death
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death
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what the fuck what the fuck just happened
Like, what is the f**k, what the f**k is this game?
One friendly operator.
Like, how am I this game's ass, I f**king hate this game, but this game's f**king trash.
This has got to be one of the hardest fucking games ever, bro.
This has got to be the hardest, like, game to ever play, bro.
There's no way.
What the fuck even is this?
Bro, what the fuck?
I don't even know where to go like Nomad is Nomad good chat
Pop your ass on support my boy
ahhhh
this game is winnable, it's winnable, it's winnable, it's winnable, it's winnable
how are you liking siege?
fucking terrible, this game is so hard bro
this game is actually so hard dude
It's a motor, Rainbow Six Siege, zero out of ten.
Ten seconds before insertion.
and five seconds. A bomb must be located and diffused.
Like a seven. Like a seven.
Mudo, what happened? You were loving this game yesterday? Yeah, I'm getting fucked
this game. Also, on a map I've never played before.
What the fuck? He killed someone.
Wait, he just killed someone. What the fuck?
You have located a bomb.
like where am I even fucking dying from yeah oh my god oh my god I thought I thought I just
fell off the map
How four eliminated, friendly mission successful.
Bro.
Sniff out the enemy combatants?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Even know what that is
Like what my nose is a fucking radar detector, bro
You think my nose is a radar detector? Do you think my nose is a radar detector?
And don't even fucking answer that question cuz you're gonna piss me off
All right, um ash or buck chat ash or buck you know what I'm gonna go fucking lying bro
How about that? Yeah, you know what the one if you are currently edging to the stream. I'm almost ready to bust
We need to locate a bomb.
I love you so much God bless you, I love you.
Wait, you're right, bro, shut up, I haven't drank in water this entire stream.
Alright, I'm on this game and get off, this is my last fucking game, let's go.
It's empty child bro, I should chip in
Oh, I don't even know what's happened
Oh my god, there's only like one entry with the fog.
I mean, okay, I thought he wants to heal me, you know, uh, you know, I love I'll do a lot
for you, bro.
So suck your dick.
The point is not remaining. Clear shelving is...
You dropped the diffuser.
No last operator standing.
How do you break this? Can you not break this?
Ah, poor Eliminated.
My glass, you're actually so good, bro.
I'm actually getting carried, bro. I'm actually getting carried by my glass.
And you know what, bro? It's okay. I don't give a fuck. I still have 7 kills, you know?
You know, it's my second day on the game bro. Take it easy on me, bro. Take it easy on me
There's a cylinder on the side. You have to shoot it
So wait do I have to be on the other side to break it or on my side to break it?
Yo, we should go assembly on
original command
Let's take a like mooda perspective mooda. What do you want to play as honestly?
Aruni's not gonna help that much. I think we should go
like
bandit maybe?
but then the bomb, but then the bomb, but then the bomb, but then the bomb.
We played kaii, kiss, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me bitch, fuck me.
Yeah.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
I'm dead!!
If you don't kill me, I'll eat you alive.
What?
That's not good.
OK, chat.
Where is my wall?
Where is my wall?
That's not how we're going to play.
Let me know.
Where is my wall?
Where is my wall?
This?
Do I wall this?
Okay, do I like to do this?
I
I'm going to go back to the base.
Bro, this game is so hard.
One friendly remaining.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh god, bro
You got to get wall open chat should I swing should I switch to ace or ace is banned should
Okay, let's switch to our, like, uh, uh...
Habana?
Shashash, let's bomb to Habana.
We need to locate a bomb.
Okay.
Sir Mike?
Why does everyone say Sir Mike?
Okay.
10 seconds before insertion 5 seconds before insertion
You must locate and defuse a bomb Yo do we know where the bomb is?
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, I don't
Come on
You're carrying too hard, bro. We gotta win this shit
I don't think I'm gonna go upstairs upstairs
Oh my god, we're wasting just minutes for no reason.
The fuck?
Where are they?
From where?
Holy shit, bro.
The steam is so hard!
How's the siege grime going, fucking ass, I'm stuck bronze, it's the worst rank in
the fucking game
down to one friendly
15 seconds remaining 10 seconds remaining
Up for eliminated all-friendlies
Nah, bro, my team wasn't even that bad, bro
I'm like low-key ass this game like wrong getting shot by like I don't even know what the fucking getting shot by bro
Like 70 80% of the time. I don't know where the fuck I'm dying from. I don't know where I'm getting shot from. I'm dying in pre fires
Bruh, it's day two chill out true. Honestly, honestly
Honestly that's good comms. That's actually good comms out of you guys. That's on God on everything. I love
That's actually good comms out of you. That's actually good comms out of you
I
Chomacon um
Fuck this game, bro
It's gonna take some time to get good at but a we have all the time in the world, bro
We literally have all the time in the world did you hit champion?
Did I hit champion? I've been playing this game for two days
I
Chop um
Loki today's stream was good the one-to-one segment was good react was good
Everything was good rainbow 16 was Loki kind of ass because I got fucked on and I didn't have a duo like Richard Academy
But we did have Alicia. She did have good coms and good vibes for a bit
And then she left us all alone and we got fucked so
I love you guys to guess all this for tuning into my streams
I don't know what song to put on.
Alright chat.
Done Wstream.
Rainbow Sixie is just so fucking hard bro but eventually I think we'll get used to it
bro.
When's the next VR date with Jinxie?
I don't know yet, we don't have that planned yet but tomorrow will be a Valorant Tournament
with fucking Jinxie. I don't know who the team captain team picks. Team picks are at about
five o'clock. So yeah, tomorrow team picks are at about five o'clock. So I'm probably
going to be live around 12, play some, do some reacts with some Val and then there's
going to be no Valorant segment because Jinxie's tournament is like the thing. So
you know what I'm saying? And then yeah, bro, that's pretty much it.
Chat do we really continue this Rainbow Six Siege fucking grind bro because I'm not gonna
like fucking my ass up bro, but I really don't know what else to play I'm not gonna play Valorant
for eight hours straight bro so you know like you know we get on react Valorant do some segments
and then bro we just can't solo queue I'm gonna be honest chat I don't think I can solo queue
on that game I think I need to do every single day or some shit anyway I love you guys so
Thank you guys always for tuning in to my streams a thank y'all so much for the subs today y'all went crazy and
Honestly, what means more to me than just the sounds boys y'all just type in and being in the calm bro
you
you