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03-30-2026 ยท 7h 57m
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Listen, Muda, I reached gold today after two weeks of grinding, two weeks of grinding, and we're only reaching gold.
Your ass.
Anyway, I'm trolling, bro. I'm super proud of you, bro. I'm super proud of you. I'm super proud of you. I'm super proud of you. I'm super proud of you. I'm super proud of you. Chat.
Hey, bro, I think today's gonna be a very good day, bro chat. What would you guys rate your weekend that just passed on a skill?
I want to tell China skill a one to ten how
How would you rate their weekend that just passed?
510 9 4 like a 4 8 out of 10 negative 10
4 1 5 to 10. I have no sense of time. I'm lost
lost. Iraqi woman said 3, worst weekend of my life, 0. Jesus, 9, 7, negative 8, 10 out
of 10, W. 10, I was gooning all weekend. 3, because you went live. Okay, I guess. Alright,
I guess I shot anyway
Hey, I'm gonna ask you guys some questions y'all gonna answer from numbers one to ten
I do this year every day a bro. Do I even need that? Do I even need to say it bro?
Do I even need to say it chat? Do I even need to say it?
Drop a one in the chat if you slept good last night
2 in the chat if you slept like ass 3 in the chat if you're on an all-nighter
4 in the chat if you had sex last night 5 in the chat if you glued last night
RGRED with the 13, get the heck out of here!
6 in the chat if you missed your ex 7 in the chat if it's fucked your ex
8 in the chat if you're lonely and you're horny
9 in the chat if you want a girlfriend
10 in the chat if it's fuck school
11 in the chat if it's fuck
Fuck
Fuck work 12 in the chat
12 in the chat if today is gonna be a good
12 in the chat if today is gonna be a good day. I don't give a fuck if it's a Monday.
You gotta live every Monday like it's a motherfuckin' Friday, bitch.
Hey, drop 12 in the chat if today is gonna be a good day, bitch.
I ain't sayin' I agree my love, I'm just telling you the things that I see my love
I got sexes, those are four things I can guarantee my love
Hey, heavy girl, let me see you do your dance, let me see you twirl
Shakin' pants in the club with your homie
Muda, you look so ugly today
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, it's at your bestie
This fucking dumbass said Muda lowered your ads motherfuckers you have a SUB!
YOU HAVE A SUB, YOU DUMBASS!
Bro, oh my god.
How did I end up right here with you?
After all the days that I've been through
I've been under those days
We try and forget about
People shot and made it out
But that's it, bruh
Now that I'm here, baby
Show me a good time
Yeah, oh yeah
Show me a good time
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Show me a good
Show me a good
Show me a good time
Alright, shot!
I just gooned and busted so fat
of her big ass nose low-key felt generational shame.
I'm just going to go ahead and replay this TTS.
I don't think I heard it correctly, so just give me one moment.
I just gooned and busted so fat to a picture of her big ass nose low-key felt generational shame.
Um, alright, anyway, alright chat, today's stream, what were we going to do?
Today chat, we're going to do react, you know, we're going to check out my favorite
comp, we're going to check react, we're going to see what y'all sent me to react to, then
we're going to play some Valorant comp and get you-
Who do I try to watch your streams with my girlfriend but your nose scared her?
Can you apologize?
traumatized I'm sorry for scaring you with my big nose like what that makes no
sense dude like are you serious bro anyway react valorant rank where we get
stream sniped and try not to break everything in my room then we do road
to radiant I am currently immortal one chat dropping one in the chat if you
think I'm washed drop a one in the chat if you think I'm washed all right so yeah
we're gonna play some Valorant comp we're gonna try to get my radiant back
because I know deep down my gut that I deserve to get radiant all right and then
hey girl how are you today love you girl all right anyway I'm not a girl I
don't know why you keep saying hey girl do I look like a girl to you
you fucking dumbass. Do I look like a girl to you, you fucking dumbass?
Anyway, uh, yeah, and then we're gonna do, uh, chat. Do you guys think it's possible to win a Valorant ranked game with just a pistol?
God damn her nostrils are like two fucking sinkholes on your face
Bro do not make me grab this camera and suffocate this chat right now, bro. What is this clip?
You mean is fucking crazy?
Dude, okay, well rich up and out guys. Mooda look at this Burger King. What is this?
On a real note you're blowing up and I thoroughly enjoyed the streams
They were the only thing that got me through the week.
Hayden, bro, Hayden, don't make me- Hayden, don't make me fuck you right now, bro.
Alright, Hayden, don't make me fuck you, bro.
I don't understand what they're doing in this.
We're sucking dick. What the fuck?
What the fuck is this broguing saying?
Alright, anyway, um, alright, anyway, uh, yes, bro.
And then we're gonna do, uh, yeah, we're gonna do React, Valorant.
We're gonna try to win a Valorant game without buying a single gun,
only killing people and then grabbing the gun off the floor and trying not to die with it and then
and then
We're gonna play some rainbow six siege and trying to learn the game and try to get the silver chat
Do you guys think I can get silver today in rainbow six siege? Yes or no?
How about how about you do the not being a Jew challenge for a day
I'm not a Jew! I'm Lebanese! I'm from Lebanon! Alright? I'm not a Jew!
Oh my God, you guys do this shit every fucking day.
You see what you tried? You see what you did? Do you see what you did? Please?
you did? Do you see what you did? Please?
Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.
Check. Anyway. Yes. That's what we're going to do. Also, this week-
This year equals-
This is you. I mean, I'm gonna open this up and see what it is, but I mean...
I mean, why are you guys laughing at that? Y'all think that's funny?
No, no, no, no, no. Y'all think that's funny, huh?
Y'all think that's funny? Y'all think that's funny, huh?
Nah, nah chat y'all really think that's funny, huh? Y'all really think that's funny y'all really really really think that's funny, huh?
I hate j-
Anyway, uh, thank you for the tier one sub, I appreciate you, thank you for the tier one gift and sub, I love you, thank you.
All right. Yeah, anyway, uh, yeah, let's uh, oh also that chat listen, um
Segments to expect this week. All right segments to a girl. You are my favorite terrorist
You should try not eat a kebab for a day challenge that would be funny
Really? That's what we're doing?
Hmm?
That's what we're doing really? Really? That's what we're doing?
Impossible
Alright anyway chat segments to target for perma band with the prime. I love you. Thank you. God bless you, bro
I love you. Alright chat segment joke. Can I talk?
Happy 45th birthday my last nutcating
It is not funny, the only funny individual in here is me, group leader, next time ask
for permission to go live or in kicking you out of the friend group.
I mean I guess I just kidding.
Big nose bomber, how is your nose doing?
We know the nose can speak for itself.
That is not a nose, that's a plot twist.
At this point, just marry your nose cause nobody wants to date your big ar-nose.
Dude, if I get one more fucking donation of a fucking nose joke, I'm gonna twop the fuck out.
Ah, big-nosed prick.
Hi mate, can you keep talking as I'm nearly there?
Nice, I mean, thank you, now that I can speak, now that I can speak, thank you.
Anyway, chat, as I was saying, okay, as I was saying, segments to expect this, this week, okay, 20v2.
Hey girl, I forgot to say that your nose is bigger than usual. Bye girl.
Hey chat, anybody know when Moodle is doing the nose tour?
You want a nose tour? Okay. No, no, you want a nose tour, huh? Okay.
Help, I can't breathe, 1,000 people are breathing,
dead in winter and now my nose broke oh my god
hey moodie your teeth look nice today thank you I would like to see you smile
cuz you're so handsome I'm smiling you like underage kids Jesus we can't hear
you speak due to the gust nine winds coming out your nose when you breathe
bro can you turn the webcam off and let us not have to deal with the sight
of that nose. Oh my god! Bro, shut up! Like fuck! Actually a dope to be honest. Jesus bro!
Oh my god! Can I talk? Sagey immense to expect Tee his react shut up and attempt to backflip.
God damn your breath so hot it's melting the camera you disgusting anteater. Still
love you just stop breathing so like what even is it came winds are forming
here what even is a fucking ant eater oh you're a son of a bitch you're actually
fucking was you're actually looking mad breathable in that jacket bro turn it
off before I get romantical you sexy little tout got him stroking my shit right
now oh my god can y'all shut the fuck up and let me talk for one second anyway
You fucking assholes, bro. Anyway, as I was
Any way chat as you know indefinite, thank you for amazing stream less than three goddamn is the two ton six hundred and eight teams on your face
finally okay chat segments to be doing that I'm going to be doing this week okay so this
week expect a me and Joe Bart y'all know who Joe Bart is you look like squilliam fanzits
do the laugh who the fuck even is that you look like squilliam fancy thing let
me see this what is this
Anyway, me and Joe Bart are doing a not-ending stream until we win a game in every game in
a row without losing and if we lose a game we have to reset the entire list in the entire
process.
Second segment this week.
Me and Jinxie are doing a 20v2 in VR chats.
Yes, you heard that right, a 20v2 in VR chats.
Third segment this week, Jinxie's Valorant Tournaments, Jinxie's Valorant Tournaments.
Valorant tournament, I'll also be in that 4th segment, probably next week.
Probably a VR, like me and Jinxie actually go into VR and go on a 2-man like we did
the first time and try to pick up girls but in VR VR, like actually VR, that's next
week.
20 v 2 is don't VR horror game when uh when I turn gay
Hey girl, I just saw a whole family of four stuck inside in your big ass nose
Are you planning on freeing them? El terrorist?
No Kira, why don't we just skip the small talk and I just buy you a plane ticket to my house
Sometime next week and we can you know spend time late at night
I
Wasn't listening can you say
Alright chat, let's go on to react now before we go on to react before we do any of that bullshit
seriously from the bottom of my heart can y'all break me on a scale of 1 to 10 please.
Your body wants it
I know the farce
Oh, you bout it bout it
You're a big girl
And it's your words
And I'ma let you do it how you
You're a big girl
I like it
0.01
Okay
Hate from Tel Aviv
Slowly going down to an 8-muda
Uh
um, jesus, negative 9999
first time here, why is this guy trying, ugly guy trying to be marlin
okay, yep we're been in this guy, mods been that guy please, thank you
um, negative infinity, hate from china
your side profile is deadass scary
hey girl, you are a zero on a good day
Yo, if you send a TTS one more time and it says, hey girl, you are getting banned from
my fucking stream.
Do I look like a girl to you?
Do I look like a f- like, like you guys have seen my dick.
Can we drop some moo-meats in the chat please?
Can we drop some moo-meats in the chat please?
Can we drop some moo-meats in the chat please?
Thank you.
Now chat, do you think a female could have a dick this- Jesus, I don't- yo, we
We should delete that emo. Yo, can we delete that emo, bro?
Oh my god!
Correct, son! With the tier 3!
I love you so much, bro. Crack, thank you so much.
Oh my god.
When is anisex mood a collab? Oh my fucking gosh, no Jesus. Anyway, bro. Yeah, so um
Hey
Bro saw that dick in Insta sub
You are going to look like Gargamel in a year
I don't even know who Gargamel is who is Gargamel bro. I swear to God dude if I fucking oh my God, bro
If this says something to the big nose boy, you're just gonna get banned bro
Yo, I'm just gonna bend that you got boogers the size of bowling balls. I bet I bet you got
Boogers the size of bowling balls, bro
like I literally like whoever told me I look like Gargamel I literally want to
grab you through this fucking monitor and just fucking his nose is too small
yours is bigger all right you're reading comprehension needs a work
hunter I never went to college dude come on I never went to college on
Chill bro chill. All right chat. Listen
Time to open react and let's see what we got. All right. Let's see what we got in the react set channel
Let's see what we got in the react channel. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see
All right
The guy who discovered milk is trying to explain what he was a mood is his moon meat bigger or a nose
Check that nose and make those nostrils clap like a good boy to aid out. Oh my god
John with the 15 months. I love you so much. God bless you
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah chat. Can we have slap chat? Can we still I think for the 15 months. I love you, bro
God bless you. I love you mooder. This is where you left off
All right, um, okay, yeah, do I look good bald?
Chad, do I look good bald?
Be honest, bro.
Like, Chad, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Do I look good bald?
Like, what if I was like hitting on you bro?
Like chat, imagine you were a girl,
like everyone close your eyes, close your eyes, right?
Everyone close your eyes.
All right, everyone close your eyes.
All right, when I tell you to open them, open them, okay?
All right, so chat, you're at a club right now,
or sorry, you're at a bar right now, you know?
You're just drinking with your girlfriends,
you know, y'all are having an amazing time.
All right, and then open your eyes.
this guy asks you for your number
what are you doing?
I would rub my nut sack on that bald head
um...
I'm gonna open my eyes and all I see is nose
um... I'm gonna kill myself
uh...
Sending a missile, slapping, restraining order, no hesitation.
Tickle his big ass nose, I would stab my eyes out.
Alright. Well, let's uh, alright.
Okay.
What do you think of Creeper's ass, you know what I mean?
Creeper's ass? Bro, those green fuckers got the greatest, most expensive games in
the game.
Yeah, I'm not watching this, literally, straight, like, I don't even know.
Does it look like my nose is this big, you fucking dumbasses?
look. It doesn't look like anything like this. This is like ten times the size. This really
looks like a cock on my face. Does it look like I have a cock on my face? Does it look
Like I have a caulk on my face.
Like just real, I don't know, I don't know.
Chat, I actually do have a question. What do you think the first guy was doing to the
cow when he discovered that there was milk coming out of him?
I
Don't know ask yourself
What the fuck
Bro, Jack, can someone tell me why a leg day always hurts on the third day, not the day after?
It always hurts on the third day, not the day after.
Bro, this hack is actually next level.
Oh, what's this?
Nice.
Oh.
Bro, like, are you serious for now?
Oh my mommy I need a healer!
Oh no you need a healer! Come here!
I'm coming!
Alright meow! Meow! Meow!
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This 12 hour stream like all I'm gonna say bro is I just chat if you're a here and you're a girl type one if you gooned to
This stream if you're a girl type one if you gooned to me in that stream
What the fuck, what did, what did, whoa, whoa, whoa, what did Mount Gurley just say?
Yo, I saw that, what the fuck?
Yo.
That's actually an optical illusion.
Say hi to the new galaxy note and then this guy actually said hi.
Like George, you're retarded, bro.
Yo, Neon, wait for Util.
Like actually though.
Why is there a cow on a beach?
Hey Muda, I just wanted to say that you're looking handsome and your nose is great.
Thank you.
Also when is the fuck a fan segment?
Actually I always wanted to fuck a fan chat at least once in my life before I like you
know.
You know, I always want to fuck a fan, you know, I thought that's normal chat. No, which I have a question
do y'all ever think like celebrities fucked their fans like for example like Drake or
Like rappers do y'all ever think like do y'all ever think like Drake or someone like has ever fucked the fan before
Like y'all think Leonardo DiCaprio fucked the fan before yes or no
What did you like to know weather boy? What does that even mean?
Have you ever heard of the Cardi stories? No, but the way you're saying it sounds like he's
did it my piss speech Chinese I'm nick him a lot silicone my piss speech Chinese I'm
nick him a lot silicone what the fuck I really say
Swing me!
Hey!
Well I don't, don't stop. Yo, I, yo, stop!
Okay, I think I'm gay.
I don't know where I'm going.
Yo!
And the creep boyfriend award it goes to one of the fuck this is Jesus
Dude, like why such a shitty ass to talk
She's shitty ass to talk like that's such a shitty ass to talk bro. That is just such a terrible to talk ass, right?
Don't say that shit. I know
Yeah, shit
Yeah, I'm actually gonna kill you. I mean hey, I hit legs. I don't want to tell y'all bro
I hit likes I hit likes bro. I don't
Like what even is this what the fuck
My bow! What the fuck! Let's just observe what we have, okay, so I've got sticks that
died on my left, right arm. I have a C4 to my stomach. I have Jingle Bells on my titties.
I have a nose and an Israeli nose on the locker rooms. And then I have like, I don't
even know what this is in the middle. Like this is like some type of boss. Good
game everyone you guys would kind of embarrass me not gonna lie but thanks for
the free elo and good luck at your next game you're definitely gonna need it as
game without it that's best to be honest no yeah yeah fun literal lesbian of two
I mean what are y'all gonna do here like I don't okay I didn't I
I
Got a fucking alien no
Guy literally looks again an alien yo yo yo can I get some mics on the show yo by the way rainbow six seeds is literally retarded
Yo yo yo, can I get some mics on the team? Hello hello?
Chud da fuck up nigga!
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Yeah, tell me why no one conned this entire game.
No one said anything this entire game, bro.
Look at the score, the score is 3-2.
We're like 20 minutes into this game, no one said anything and the first fucking thing was fucking this.
Chud da fuck up nigga!
YAAAAAAA
BOOM
Bro, like what the fuck?
Alright, I don't even know what this is, bro. I don't look like a fucking alien, you dumbass.
What is this? An alien? A fucking goblin? What even is that?
Every time I see a homeless person, they got a dog. Y'all investin' in the wrong roof.
BOOM
Alright, bro, like what?
Dude, this is why I'll never have an online relationship ever in my life.
Like I will never have an online relationship, bro.
Hey, listen, the day I start talking about pussy and fucking fans and talking about flying
girls out from my chat is the day I have a girlfriend, but y'all will never know who
my girlfriend is.
Second of all, yeah, this is the exact reason why I will never have a girlfriend
on stream, all right?
I mean, it always ends bad.
For example, Sakura and Jason, they probably ended on good terms behind closed doors, but
everyone in the world thinks that they ended on bad terms for some reason, alright?
Second of all, Tenzin Kaide, they broke up.
I am looking at a map called Split, and instead of the map that says Split, it says Tenzin
Kaide instead.
Like, ah, I don't know, bro.
Who else?
Chat, what else?
says had a online relationship that ended in a disaster. Like who else? Who else? You
and Jess. Alright. XQC. That's a good one. XQC and what's her name? Yeah, bro. That one
was a disaster. I'm not like, raw dog and Morgan. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I mean, actually,
I don't know if it ended on bad terms, but it's still, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah bro, like you know I'm just not worth it bro.
Muda, what the fuck is this?
You have to see this please.
Oh god bro.
Like I know this tweet's gonna be fucked.
Is this banable?
The streamer lives life as a dog snips for a spot to use the bathroom and barks at viewers.
This is the best part, can you get behind my ear right there, right there?
Perfect, perfect.
I mean, I just feel like, alright bro, you know, I'll, can I get in trouble if I say
something or no?
Like, do I get cancelled if I say anything like, Jack, can someone let me know?
Like, do I get cancelled if I say anything like that?
Like, I don't understand.
Anything or do I just like like if I want to be a more PR steamer and be as big as you know like like LeBron James one day
For example, do I say anything or do I just like fucking just skip bro?
You know like just I'm just gonna move on bro. I'm just gonna move on man
But you know like honestly may God help you bro. You know just may God help you
You know what's up?
This is why every time I answer a phone on stream, I immediately say, I'm streaming.
I'm streaming.
I'm streaming.
I'm live.
I'm live.
I'm live.
I'm live.
I'm live.
Because listen, Chad, I'm not gonna lie.
Hey, I'm very PG, you know.
I don't say, I don't say anything.
I don't say the N word.
I don't say any slurs behind streams.
Like, what was that?
I don't know.
But, my friends absolutely do bro, so, you know, my friends absolutely do, so, um, so
yeah man, you know, like I just, you know.
Yeah, Rainbow Six each players are freaks, I'm not gonna lie.
your fanboy phase I can't go back I mean I don't know about
But I'm smashing both
Guys what is your favorite thing to do on free time?
What's it mean like masturbation?
What do you know how?
Just keep stroking and then some kind of
Guys you win this okay
I'm your favorite thing is masturbation
bro
I am Charlie Kirk
I am Charlie Kirk
I am Charlie Kirk
So tired bro
But I always wanted to like ride a camel or something dude like seriously
I always wanted to like
But I want to do like a zoo stream one day bro
Chad y'all like you guys think they'll let me in the zoo
Chad y'all y'all think you'll yeah, bro. I want to ride a camel bro this guy the chat said a ride me instead
My name is camel
Okay, bro like Jesus
Welcome to Texas
Glad that you came down
You got lots of friends here
taking the care
I fuck with camels heavy bro listen to bully on stream Jew
I'm gonna play one song from bully and if I like it then we'll play the whole entire album
I'm gonna pick me. I'm gonna close my eyes and it's pick
Like what is this in my ear?
What is this in my ears? My ears are getting fucking like like like fucked. What is what what the fuck is this buzzing in my fucking ear?
Like like is the producer have a fucking taser up to the fucking microphone
I don't understand. Oh
Yeah, but boy is terrible. Don't ever tell me to play that shit again. When you wake
up to your sleep paralysis demon, but he low key chill.
Has anyone ever had sleep paralysis? I mean, I'm gonna knock on wood right now.
I had never had sleep paralysis ever in my life. Never in my life have I ever had
How does it feel like to have sleep paralysis?
How does it feel like to have sleep paralysis? Like, what is it?
Muda, you are the sleep paralysis.
It's like a demon fucking you in the ass.
Like, how bad is it? You were in my wet dream.
Chad, do I look bad with no facial hair?
Like, come on.
Do I even look that different?
I feel like I look the same.
Do I not look the same without you look 14?
Like, Chad, if you had to take one, what would you...
Chad, if you had to take one, who would you rather have?
We drive- we should either have this no facial hair or facial hair
Fuck my nose
None
None I'd rather kill myself
All right, you guys are both ugly ass kids
feel that desire for me you want me let's turn the cables a little bit baby
okay what's the caption watch this and you'll understand how I feel when you
do the thirst traps.
All eyes on me.
It's only up from here, I promise you this guy will kill me.
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say.
It never died.
And it was made for you and me.
Okay, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, I look nothing like this guy, alright?
First of all, I have abs, I'm also 70 years younger than this guy, third of all I have nice teeth, my dick is big, I have abs, I have veiny, you know, I have veins coming out of every part of my body, like, he's not on roids, I'm not on roids, fake teeth, like what, what do you mean fake teeth, that makes no sense, I don't have veneers, veiny dick question mark.
When is the first one dear basketball dear basketball from the moment I started rolling my dad's
from the moment I started rolling my dad's poop socks and shooting imaginary
why does that shit always make me laugh though I love her is it all is all of her
clips all of her top clips right now about this only pixel person who is
Only pixel
Well people still don't know who only pixel is at his viewership. Oh
My god, I mean chat like how much viewers do I need to average one day chat to be like Drake be honest
Just actually fuck fuck that Michael Jackson chat
How much viewers do I need to have every single day to attain the fame of Michael Jackson?
Two million viewers every day
No one knows you, Judah. Bro, no one knows you. None keep dreaming.
Please don't be a- us having a try right now. That would be a bad look.
Suck!
Oh, yes!
I SWEARED!
Oh, what the-
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
Be a bad dog!
the art of PR training
like bro no i seen a girl one time and i was like damn i really wiped you out
put a ring on her and she was like i'm 12 i was like bro what 24 hour dual front stream or
fuck a black girl um looks like we're loading into dual front were you a kid i'm gonna put
my fucking what what's wrong with bro okay i don't know if okay i'm gonna be honest bro i don't know
Like, I don't know what's bad with having sex with a, like, black girl.
I swear to God.
I mean, I'm not going to lie.
I'm not performing.
I've had sex with black women before.
It's not bad at all.
It's actually not bad at all.
It's normal.
Like, I don't understand.
Like, well, I swear in my life I did.
I swear to God I did.
I'm not lying.
You guys are actually racist.
bro what the fuck I'm not like no you know they're not my type but like I
still I still like laid it down but like I don't know it's it's you know like
like I don't know you're just weird bro dick in you I deadass don't believe you
by swear to God I have I don't it's not like I don't know back to what I was
saying sometimes I wish not a girlfriend so when I'm mad I could beat the
fucking shit out of
I got a question for chamber yes why you didn't push that with me I got a dude
Has anyone here seen the Ash Cash leak when they were a kid?
stroking it when did you upload it
I really broke my PC on that jump
Okay, bro, like speed I just never know what's going on with speed. I
Literally never know what's gonna happen on a speed stream. I don't know if I'm gonna press on it
And he's gonna be fucking like some type of like I should have no idea what happens to him, bro
No, but one cures against me? No, but one cures against me though? No, I can't win a
I swear to god you stream sniping me bro, I swear to god there's no way you don't
It's like my plan is only good, you shouldn't go cry, don't start from birth
I mean, what's the point of sniping me this though? Like you want me to make fun of him?
Like is that what you want me to do? You want me to make fun of him?
Bro, he's, this guy's cool, alright?
Bro, there's nothing wrong with down syndrome people, bro
Like, what the fuck is this?
like actually what is this huh but actually no no no can I ask what what
Well, can I ask, like, no.
Can you play by Rain?
Can you play by Rain? I don't even know what that means.
What is this?
Before we begin, we wanted to pay our respects to all those impacted by Turkey as well as Syria and the Earth back for the moment.
No, sir. I don't.
And it's also nice because one of the biggest problem I have is getting my partner wet
That's not gonna be a problem with harbors
Oh, I'm so sorry
It's also nice because one of the biggest problem I have is getting my partner wet
I'm gonna be a problem with harbors
Oh, I'm so sorry
It's shh.
Look, Gary.
I'm gonna watch this.
What the fuck even was that?
Yo, Drew Boy, give it another chance,
but listen to this, Frank.
No, I'm not listening to bullies.
Fuck bullies.
You about to learn about me, nigga?
I get, I do this shit for,
I put niggas on the ground on my mama, nigga.
I do this shit.
Ask about me, bitch.
Not on your daddy, though, right?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Not on your daddy though, right?
You gotta learn about me nigga, I do this shit for I'm putting niggas on the ground with my momma niggas.
I do this shit, ass about me bitch.
Not on your daddy though, right?
daddy though right yeah like literally bro I fucking hate drivers oh my god
bro I mean I'm just glad I drive a fast car bro well life is good when you get a
fast car no no life is good when you get a fast car bro because like fuck
that shit bro I fucking hate that shit my eyes you're just like I'm just so
what are you retweeting bro the old Rizbo you don't even have a fucking car
bro Rizbo you don't even have a fucking car what are you saying retweet you
don't have a car
you keep it P okay bitch
you keep it P okay bitch like bro like are you serious
I'm done with watching the reacts bro, I'm done with watching the reacts bro, I'm done with watching the reacts bruh
That's enough reaction today.
That's enough reaction today.
I'm not doing the explosive shuffle, you can suck my dick.
I'm not doing the explosive shuffle, bro.
I'm not doing an explosive shuffle, bro.
I'm not doing an explosive shuffle
For a hundred gifted
You already got the explosive part okay, yeah
God give me style, I love the hit-race
God give me style
LIKE FOLLOWER
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I love my friends, I broke with the smile of my friend
I'm a child, I'm a son
God make me shine like the sun
Sometimes I feel like I'm the one
Sometimes I feel like I'm the one
I just drink the style, I'm a hack, I'm a wixie, down
Get it, my fuck!
Alright, let's see.
Yo yo yo, what it do fly crew, FTC, Flyteam said, yo, what he say, are we doing cruddy?
It was good, bro.
Yo, you have scrims?
Yeah, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
The time I played, bro, was like 10pm after a jam, bro.
Are you still on W?
Uh, what?
Are you still on Windsor?
Yeah, I moved back, got my own place.
Big wow big moves kai you big moves
I mean come on, bro both of us, bro. This is gonna be our year. This is our year
This is your year, bro. I love you, bro. This is our year proud of you always bro
I appreciate you bro. You too bro keep working hard, bro. I see you. I see your move
I go get it radium bros easy now 300 are you got it? Yeah? I'm gonna go get it right now
Okay, take care
Tell y'all that I can get ready and be honest, bro
If you down, listen to me, tell me what you want
That ain't ugly, but you can't get close to me
The love don't love me, when I see you drop
They say I'm the best, you call her rock
Why can't it just be I'm blessed?
I'm attracted, I'm running through life, facing my dreams
That's the way I made it straight in the mic
With that dribble, baby, I don't know what I think it is
Dude, you haven't done anything else
It's the last, it's the last
Bo-Chat kid, someone, yo, yo, yo
Chat, I want you all to be honest
Like, actually honest, right?
I don't want to know that like lying
bullshit like seriously be honest with me chat do you guys think if I was born in
like the 1990s do y'all think I would have became 50 cents but y'all think
I think I could have been 50 cents.
50 rupees, 50 dynamite sticks, 50 sands,
50 rupees more like Bin Laden
You would have been puff daddy
50 towers 50 shekels
I
Match found
Yeah, what's everyone's type here, bro, you know
What everyone's type here, bro?
Now what girls are you guys into what guys and girls are you guys into?
I don't try.
Latinas? But why does everyone default to Latinas? Are Latinas that crazy?
Asians or A-Rabbs?
Great personality.
Really, Melvin? Great personality, huh?
Really? Great personality, huh?
Great personality?
Really, Melvin? Great personality, huh?
Melvin, what were you doing in Berlin, Melvin?
What did you do in Berlin, Alvin?
What do you mean, fake personality?
I guess it's worse if you guys get shot, yeah?
Hey, Alvin, what did you do in Berlin, Alvin?
Huh, Alvin, what were you doing in Berlin, Alvin?
What were you doing in Berlin, Alvin?
What were you doing in Berlin, Alvin?
What were you doing in Berlin, Melvin?
Offstream KitKat tour.
Yo, this monitor sucks like- Bro, this monitor sucks ass.
Yo bro why are you so bigger making my internet lag by slipping at my friends?
This is gonna be an all of that 3D already?
Yeah
It ain't my fault
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
I'm not
He's got ding-ding-ding
60 on that chamber
2 CT, 1 elbow
1 CT, 2 elbow
80 chamber behind the elbow
Nice, off route
Just almost perfectly played bro, but you're just a shitty ass fucking ego you fucking terrible cloth fucking shitty ass fucking player
Holy fuck, bro. Three kills for what? Three kills for what? Just to lose the fucking round? Oh my god, bro
Whatever bro, ego's the death of us all man. You know, ego kills us all, whatever
Do you have in your heart to be given?
I do bro. I do. Don't listen to this guy. This guy is a rage thrower. Oh my god. Oh
My god
It's fucking Arthur. It's fucking Arthur.
I'm a dog short, so we for it.
Arthur, we need to win this game, bro. That ass. Let's just do it all day, Arthur. Me and you, bro. Let's go.
Doing the things. I'm slowing them down.
Fuck, stop it, you're a small infront of me. I'm sorry about the areas.
Oh my god, bro, I died like oh my god, bro
One 10
Chad y'all really want me to lock in like y'all want some good gameplay today
Chad, do y'all really want like some good, good, good gameplay today?
Do y'all really, do you really, really want good, good, good gameplay today?
Huh?
Alright, let me give y'all some good gameplay today.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Y'all want some good ass gameplay today?
I'll give you some good, I'll give you some good gameplay today.
I'll leave you some good gameplay today but I don't even trip.
Don't even trip.
Oh my god, I mean what the fuck you guys want me to do? I entry site. I got us elbow control you guys
Guys a judge on the middle side
She's the bodies everyone to stop stop stop entry just gun out gun out gun out just take fights no more entry
Just got out gun out slow down
50 gifted if you ace this round
I don't know what the fuck this shit is that smells bad here.
Piss off!
Top truck, top truck!
Right here!
Beaver!
Dropping smokes!
Oh!
You!
I hope this friend is safe!
Backside showered.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
I'll stay down.
Oh
Delay no bro. It lays off that's not our problem. We came get a kill
I got mine
No chambers often hey with three people a
I just fall and be yo no no no no no fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that actually you know what I like that actually you know what you're smart I like that
let's go for one full hook at all full hook a fuck long fuck long we all dead hook the last time we did that
me so long to me so long
one enemy remaining
alright now let me warm up chat let me warm up let me warm up let me warm up
let me warm up
let me warm up chat let me warm up let me warm up aaaaaaayyyy
I said let me warm up deadass anyway chat what I'm trying to say was
again
alright alright alright one second one second bro I'm not for live chat I've been working so hard recently
I
Had like my daily dose of like, I don't know man. I'm gonna see my tp. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know bro. I don't want to get like to you know
I don't want to get too personal on the stream right now, but I'm like you want to play. Let's play
Can someone drop a seven in the chat if you're a morning
The left
He has to be mid air mid air mid air
Like mid air
Hailey with these seven months. I love you god bless you. I love you
I
Go away go away go away go away go away go away go away. We're gonna go showers. We're gonna go showers. We're gonna go showers
Me and sky are gonna go showers you guys gonna go long
Yo walk up though and don't fuck just walk up and kill the guy he's gonna pick you here
He's gonna be here. Don't dog bro. Don't do anything cuz you're coming with me show
Showers gun out gun out gun out too much you tell too much you tell not enough shooting
I bought a new mousepad. It's coming tomorrow. It's called Aqua Control Pad Plus or something like that. Is that good?
I bought it on Amazon. I'm gonna try it out. Hopefully it's good.
Be short.
I
My ultimate is ready last review
Y'all push up
Was your dive on where I'm playing
Fancy Z have
Bro.
I refuse to believe this is even a stream sniping.
Even if they are stream sniping bro, I don't care, I don't care, like I'm 2 and 6, I don't give a fuck.
I can only complain about sniping when I have 30 kills, I say.
You're just bad, Logan, you play 45 second delay.
I mean my raise is just satcheling me bro like I don't know it's all good
showering
come back to center
oh my god
i could take this
no i'm not gonna
oh my god
the fuck bro
I was gonna play by you Justin, Justin I'm not gonna lie that was a good play, that was
a good play by you.
Thanks bro.
Have you ever used that, no fuck that bro, a glass pad?
I really fuck who who uses glass pads what the fuck fuck that shit
You know me like they just have three four
Hey, oh, they uses it bro. Hey, it is fucking terrible. Hey, they uses aim labs and tollbacks more than they place the game
back in the back side, back side, back side, back side
Oh my god, back site isn't smoked off.
Look at all of them pretty sure.
Okay.
Bruh.
Yeah, a little keychat, like I don't know, bro.
I'm actually washed right now.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You're gonna die.
One down, it's probably deep.
Do you think that'd be long?
I'm just gonna flash the chair.
You alright?
There's three long ones.
Three long ones.
Three short.
Three TPs.
Three TPs.
Oh, three TPs.
I'm scoring.
Dash down.
This is a deep trip.
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say
Exclamation, right?
Of course you win
Only bro, I win traded bro, only I win traded bro
I'm 6-11, I win traded, fuck it, I said it, I don't give a fuck, I win traded
I win traded bro, I'm 6-11 in my ranked game right now, I win traded
Only I went to it brahm 6-11
Isn't this shit your main game only you literally open cases for every time only stop
Don't don't don't get on bro
Please keep the desert one 20 and mix yes to go one enemy remaining
Gun here.
Gun here.
Oh my god!
Come on buddy out.
Bro.
Like this guy has to be sniping, no?
Last player standing.
be sniping, no?
You going to...
market? Thanks to everyone
Yo, that guy's sniping, bro. He's sniping. I swear to God. Who is that?
Oh, yeah. Only took you 14 rounds.
Who is that? The wisest swing ever?
Who knows, huh?
it's six man six man
what the fuck is that exactly
six man
I didn't know I was versing Drake today
six man
Hello?
Oh, shut up, shut up, there are eyes and not eyes and nothing to do with it.
You want to play? Let's play!
He's on you, Sharers.
One enemy remaining.
No
Oh, holy shit, no stick to e-pal little guppy
Did you like boxing or something
No, no, I didn't black screen bro. No, I can't believe I'm sick
Well, I've actually fried this ass immortal one like actually
No
I'm gonna go take a piss before I take my cock off my body.
Not ready yet.
Cockout!
There you go.
80,000 or 70,000.
70,000 or 70,000.
70,000 or 70,000.
Yeah, yeah, part of the item.
Spike planted.
Holy shit, I think I'm about to boot up AIM Labs or some shit, bro. Like seriously, I think I'm gonna boot up AIM Labs.
More like, can you do with my boyfriend? You're the same rank. No Liz, I don't want to do it with your boyfriend. No, I'm good, bro. Thank you.
I'm good.
Jet's grounded!
Like going bold to reset your I don't want to hear you bro. I don't want to fucking shut up
I'm putting like eagle numbers shut up like literally you really saw your PC. You're literally anyone's won't do a midlife crisis
You you saw your PC every other day, bro. Like if anyone's going through a midlife crisis
Dog doke
Okay, this chamber sniping bro Alright bro, I'm gonna put on delay after this game and
I swear on my entire chat life anytime I play comp in Valorant I will have delay
Starting today no matter what happens game is not enjoyable for me if I don't have to lay on bro
Like I swear to me they got an over. I can't play games like it's nice disgusting
Yes, bro. I swear on my entire chat life. I will never play in you
I will never boot up a ranked game without delay ever again ever again ever again
ever again ever again ever again
After this game, after this game, I am putting it on the line.
I am not playing, I don't give a fuck, bro.
I am not, I am not playing this game, but I'm not, but look, you see, like, that is so whatever.
I'm not even gonna complain, fuck that shit, but yeah, it's all good.
I am going to put it on the line every single fucking time, every time, every time!
I don't know, is he sniping?
Like, let's be real here.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I'm putting it on every game from now on.
Yeah, I feel like you're so low-bending.
I don't know, yeah, bro. I don't care. I'm put under every game
All right, let's play this game. No, no, I'm not starting this game. I'm not like 6-11. I'm not starting
Don't you want like a game first? No, I don't go fuck
Bucky
Get SEMMAK BITCHED UP, you fucking bitch!
Oh my god...
I don't know what's in your cup, Jimmy.
Oh, there's one.
Oh my god.
There's only two on side.
still winnable, still winnable why you don't believe in me chamber or the team?
No, I don't need a coach. I don't need a coach. I need delay. I need delay
Shets low, Shets low.
Could be right side.
I think camera is on, or shotta there.
Fuck! Like I never let it!
Two, it's your man though, I'm probably on a small arm or some shit.
He is in Serenipi.
There's not much I can do there.
Let's see.
Okay.
Alright, aww, yeah.
Alright.
I'm not even gonna warm up. I'm just gonna put on the left. Fuck warming up. I'm just gonna put on the labor
I'm just gonna put on the left. Actually, you know what? I will warm up. Let's play one game. Let's play one game
Let's play one game. Let's warm up. Let's play one deathmatch one deathmatch
One deathmatch play one deathmatch. It's just I want to see
six man and mortal one
Immortal one six man dropping 29 kills in my game six man hashtag h young
Let's see tracker dot gg. Let's see. Let's see six man hashtag
Six man hashtag see this
It's young
Let's see
All right, let's see
All right, let's see. Let's see
100 tracker score
400 tracker score 400 tracker score all right cool
you
you
you
you
you
I
I
Haven't even said anything why are you guys saying muted I?
Haven't even said anything yet. Why are you guys saying muted? I haven't even said anything yet
Like
And I played I picked right now why I'm not I still I picked
Logan I
Will not
I
Got me
They're already back
Oh my god
Oh
Yo, I know I have audio on my stream
Like rotated way. I know I have audio bro shut up like damn
Damn!
Yo, I know I'm not muted assholes. I know I literally, I see the, I know my mic is literally glowing.
55 on Jett, what's the one turn close with the judge
nice one HP on Jett
He's hiding, he's hiding.
Chamber, you had him 55?
Yeah.
Alright, I had him 55 too.
Yeah, you won.
Oh my god.
Oh, did you hit him?
I picked Reyna though chat.
Like, on my vaude, I picked Reyna.
Why the fuck is my ISO?
bro smells the sounds with his radar
I'm trying to play in CS
Just so I can get to him
He did his fucking double dash with the judge
Like, it's kinda so...
Can you spot him sooner? I can smoke for you
And we can play on
Thank you channel
See, one, two
Like that
Okay fake, it's just... oh wait, wait, not fake
It's three, it's three
He just started here as well, could be up here
Someone's here just here Long or short?
Everywhere
Bike down A
One enemy remaining. I'm sorry Sarsie
I bomb, still short
I have one shot left, I so...
Is I ever talking for you guys?
No.
It's okay, I was just letting him know.
I'm down in the mix, I'm going to get hold of the others.
Over there.
65 sova, 65 sova.
Well, what's my reaction time like what is my reaction time on the gun?
Same thing chamber, I'm just gonna keep rotating to you. I
It's not gonna be me. I need to snuck everywhere
they're gonna go for a snowball for sure wait can we swap chamber yeah
I'm gonna spam smoker down here.
I'm gonna go.
Hey.
One window.
No smokes.
I'm gonna go.
He's stabilizing.
What's my chance?
I'm gonna go.
You fly.
I'm gonna go.
On it.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
On it.
site good shit boys thank god thank god thank god thank god thank god thank god
Yeah, I love me. Yeah, I love me
Six hundred Hertz and reaction time is two hundred
Maybe I would also care to see you or they could grab it grab you cut nose. I can't hold it
C, C, C, C, C, Chrissy.
No, no, it's not.
My ult is ready.
I'm on site.
I'm trying to bait for you.
They have shotguns.
They have shotguns and they have a...
...martial. Martial shotgun is their lineup.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh.
Oh.
Yes!
Yeah!
How are you guys, bro?
I'm good, bro.
I'm good, bro.
Need a drop.
I need a gun.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chamber.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know you, I know you.
They have wayl old and one
She should go to the top of the map
I'm just filming for that
Auto piloted for one round
That's back side, back side.
And that's the end.
Oh my god!
Like, what the fuck!
I feel like, you know, how big is my nose?
How big is my nose to be hitting headshots like that?
Oh
Bull like are you fucking serious? I have the perfect play on him. I see him first and he's still fucking
I just want to be able to snuck a lot earlier in spam
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm bumping.
That's hard.
Might be going in.
Okay, just have 55
One is the next idiot I can't say I don't know if you see us leak the day yet chat stick to eat its little pup
Oh
Maybe I should I drink more water chat, maybe it's more water though
Uh huh. let's see. Yeah it's more of my fault than yours, you know. I didn't realize the
realize the big timing I gave yeah every time I open your stream what every time I
I open your stream I'm jerking off to you
we're walking there the window fabric one
I'm tired of this kid bro.
I want to be my operator and be your friend.
Alright bro, thanks.
Oh they're walking on me.
I can come.
You want me to evict the drone?
I love.
I
Mean what an amazing shot by you there bro and good KJ Maldives from this KJ
This guy's trying his ass off like holy shit amazing amazing amazing flood mollies, bro
This guy has god mollies don't want to rank game like his life depends on it like like like someone's holding his family hostage
With a fucking RPG telling him that he has to win this fucking game and or they fucking like live like I don't understand
Like why is this guy trying so hard?
Muda I can't stop gooning to you
Every time I open your stream you're spectating
Why are you guys having amazing
No way, no, there's no way, there's no way.
Reloading.
That bomb, man.
Yes, this is one here.
Alright, you guys lost just three bombs.
You should run.
I'm on your shore, okay?
Hold on, you hold on.
One enemy remaining.
Stop fight down
We'll take that bro, we'll take it
It's not bad. We'll take it. It's not good, but it's not bad. You know, it's not good
Just leave it around look here
Bro, I swear to God, I just didn't start Aim Labs
I was going to get a chat, but bro
Who the fuck was the Aim Labs, bro?
Like, fuck, it's just my ego
I need to get rid of my ego, bro
Like, I have ego that has to be good at everything I do, bro
I just need to get rid of that ego
But like, I'm not a Valorant only player anymore, bro
Like, you know, I'm not going to fuck with...
Yeah, they can smoke off-trip.
I have a shotgun.
I'm out of here.
Nice!
They get your guest chat.
Oh, okay.
You're loading.
I'll break up.
dies carry that way
my ult is not ready
run it down where?
I should run once you run down there
and volni, volni top turret
focusing
three three three three
Cross cross cross
I want to get aggro. Yeah, pick up me pick up me. Nice. Nice. Yeah, shit. Yes, shit.
That shit, bro. Yeah, I suck in buying because
Yeah, you should
If I med this round if you want to peek a mid jet
I think I think our judges contacts mid with our
Yeah, that's fine. I'm gonna give him some.
Yeah, I'll hold it. I'll hold your grudge.
Nothing bad.
Go see, go see. Can't get C-Link.
I will face all of you that's all I have to do my aim is
better than you I don't know why my confidence is slipping because I barely
play this game but all the hours I spent in aim training all the hours I spent in
the range all the hours I spent alone I don't forget that I've never forgotten
I saw he wants you to take C with him
He wants to go to C
I've never seen that
I've never
I just need to face you
I am better than all of you
No dart, no dart
Just contact up them
I'm hiding, I'm hiding, I'm hiding.
I'm hard to get.
I have stamina.
I mean, no.
I'm gonna smoke first and I'm gonna stamina.
Wait, five seconds.
That's fine, that's fine.
Five seconds is the same.
We gotta go. Let's go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
That's a good smoke, fuck you, bitch.
One more back set, nice, y'all off, good shit, 22.
You have all, I'd probably play, yeah.
Oh, he's down, bro.
You're both dead.
That's my bad, that's my bad.
play or standing
oh he's down bro
you both dead
that's my bad
shitty stream
punch your face cam already
pickle face
pickle face do i look like a fucking pickle face
do i look like a fucking
pickle face dumbass
do i look like a pickle
Keep it simple, keep it simple, keep it simple, yeah.
We go A, we know there's going to be at least three there, because of the one through one.
Just be ready for that.
And they have op-man, they have the op from last round, so.
Alright, so he wants you to take first.
Just because you have shield.
It's all five of us.
All of us.
You should run.
You should run.
You should run.
I'm not putting them up.
3v1
I'll kill him, I'll kill him
Good job, I saw
Good option there
I saw him by
I
Need a gun
This is this is a this is around we should fake
Because they're gonna be there. I trust me. Trust me. I haven't been wrong though. Can you fake right now?
They're gonna bite on whatever you
Okay, I'm done
Get out of my way
We got a gun now
Two guys are dead
Fire up!
Fire up!
Fire up!
We got the gun!
We got the gun!
Fire up!
Fire up!
Fire up!
Fire up!
Fire up!
Fire up!
I'm going to fire up.
Oh my god, I ran out of ammo.
Dude, Jesus, bro.
I got the bomb done, shit.
it's all good
all good, all good, move on
what do you want to run it down?
let's see, see splitter just see
okay I'm going to give you a stem
They have Waili all on the fast.
On the side, on the side, backflip, nice.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, backflare, nice!
Like one out.
Let's smoke up your truck, chamber.
Going back up to the end, man.
Biggs, thank you so much for the 15 months, I love you.
One! Bye!
Wait, one garage, 80, 80 on garage.
Ah, okay.
I'll go in first 14.4 is so ass again my heads are too hot I don't know 5v4 is just
started to get off
yeah we need to like obviously feed about it yeah that's true I just don't want to be
a lot of me is like garage no we should we should play out like yeah I'll work
I'm planning to plot.
Fight for something, fight.
I can't forget.
Alright, we need to adjust.
I hate to say it, but probably best to play the team.
Oh, uh, what's the plan?
Just slam that.
Slam that down.
We should need to go on the sim page.
Yeah, everything we're doing is actually perfectly fine,
fine but when postplay comes we've already shown that we don't know what to do on the
post.
If we go A it's easier to just take the side and kill anybody.
Graffiti, graffiti, graffiti.
I
Graffiti graffiti graffiti
Like I mean to be fair chat I can't even be mad because I go I do there like
That's why I'm learning each other play
All right, we're off we're off here
another 15
three
three
I mean why would you smoke this and not be because you and you and our neon have each
other blocked or some shit and you both are telling me two different things that five
second
get my bad
there was no one on me
fuck
no i know i'm just saying like
what do you call it
he wanted to start a
and he wanted to go get you
so this
just go away they have kgl
we can play
to re-fire
fuck
harris is one of
fuck
yeah
I'm surprised. My ult is ready. No destruction.
And that's the end. That's fine. You sit here.
You should run.
Yeah, I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree.
Over there.
I'm over there.
I have it.
Where is it?
Muda, how do you feel being the first jubanese on this planet?
Bro, I don't even know jubanese isn't even a real thing!
I'm from London and I'm still a plastic jewish in my blood!
Stop saying that!
I'm London is!
Fuck!
I said you wanna walk down the bed with them?
You wanna walk down the bed?
That's fine, we can play Retextor
I'm not trying to anchor that shit
Don't fight me. We're gonna
See oh, yeah, start cross well
Waylays running in there's many garage
Don't don't don't doubt yourself now. You have the right read to you. Oh
My god
I just stick to one plan like I just go
I don't know how to come back in that.
I'm gonna stem my R.I.S.A.
I'm right there, I'm right there.
Show me a smarty.
Close right, close right.
Oh
Awesome
One shot you have two bullets
Jesus
Oh
I'm not even gonna do it, bro. I'm not even gonna do it. I'm not even gonna do it, bro.
I'm not even gonna do it. Yo, high-fives, if you send another fucking
nose emo in my cha-
HIIIIIIIIIIS!
Doesn't look like it's a good time to fucking troll!
I'm on a losing streak!
Fuck!
BEEP
This shitty ass fucking monitor. One line I wish I said on the old lab.
I swear to God I wish I said on the old lab the shitty ass Ben Kee-Mond'er.
I can do it.
I can do it.
Should I go first time?
Shit.
Stop!
I see a cross-troll.
Jesus, bro, stop!
Whatever you want to play.
Oh my god.
Hi, boys!
You just need a cross-troll?
I can't believe I lost that
What's that fucking game?
Aargh!
Aargh!
I know there's somebody who loves me
Somebody who really loves me
And that's all I, I, I, I need
Y'all dude if you guys keep spitting those emojis I'm gonna bed all of y'all stop
Oh, really?
Is this a road to ascendant segment?
Oh, my God.
God.
That was tough.
Light with the Prime, I love you.
Mr. Loly Crack with the Prime, I love you.
Captain Ruthless with the Five Gifted.
Captain Ruthless with the Five Gifted.
gift that i love you god bless you
a lot of rest it
one enemy remaining
wait wait let's pick
yo
I'm trying to speak yo
No
Our rain this sounds like mooder that last game was just the worst experience in my entirety
But we're the milk read the milk
What were you milks?
Mix yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you fucking to a ship
I didn't want to single clutch
Yeah, bro, I have like that guy snipes me have every day
All right. Well, it was it was hard to play because every like five seconds there was a new home. Yeah. Yeah
I just can't
That's a good deal. That's it. I swear to God. That's a shot
That's it. I am no longer. I mean it would be cool if anyone else wants to slay me. I'm
i'm gonna be honest
send the door, spend the door, gov
there's one more, there's one more
one more, one more, one more, one more, feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it
we have dogs, we have
suck it, suck it, fade, just suck, throw a suck
hide us, one the door, it's one the door
go see you go see you go see you go see you go see you
yes
offline
You could finish this with a high smoke.
I like it.
Chat, you know what I really want, bro? Very badly, chat.
Someone broke the last one.
So get the fuck off this BenQ monitor and right back to my OLED monitor, bro.
I still see it. I still see it.
Hey guys, I was making mistakes this week.
We will both take a peek
Spindor
Even chamber have man
Golly golly golly golly
I'm gonna break our three side
I mean like I don't even know one 10 oh man yeah one 10 oh man it's like stuck right
side i think i believe you still might still be stuck right side you're sucked
to confirm
it's all good to be honest it's all good let's just go see that's my bad i kept
ego fighting for no reason i should just won't be
Yo please swing this guy and fight him together, like I'm the only one that
I'm just blinding him if our dog catches it
Wait like if you bro, you should be dashing on this guy
Every round
Yeah either you dash or I'm blinding this
We can eye and flash like it's not hard to clear
Well you can just TP, I mean I feel like it's just a way to confirm the kill if you just use your intel, I promise
I
Water
Why is it me that always dies though like why is it me that always dies like is it is this game racist?
Like this is game not like Arabs. I don't understand. What like what did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
It's a right-touch.
I
So small
I'll see you
Well, no shit, obviously you put the cross on there you're so fucking retarded
I'm gonna force him up.
Yeah, I'll just...
Hi
There's someone here that is a...
Fuck this monitor bro, I want to see this monitor off
This planet for...
Which OLED did Muda have? I had this um...
Asus OLED, this Asus OLED monitor
Oh, dead.
As long as you can force the software off the sea line, we're going to be really surprised.
Still.
Muda, be nice and give me a self to Jinx's channel please.
Are you dashing cross spoiler or not?
No.
Okay.
I don't doubt them, why me?
Alright, I do.
Watch out.
Okay.
Do it to the end.
What do you think?
Like, how is it always made?
Why is it always made?
I think one of those four stars is still blind.
One enemy remaining.
Nice.
Nice to drive.
Good come out stairs.
Nice practice.
Teleports ready.
the
last
press
Uhhh my god
Wait what the fuck does Reginator even mean?
It's like Baconator
His name's Regan
So think about like
Reginator
Do you buy me a uh
Regan?
Wait for X to use the chumons I'd like to
God bless
Dude don't read mom
Let's play
Let's play
I'll be up there
So I keep on
Nice
One enemy remaining.
One zap!
Did they make that shit faster? Holy...
Gig...Giga...
Jesus, uh...Giga...
No op, man.
Gigag...
Gigacar with the tier one sub, bro.
Yeah, just that fucking name, bro. I almost said the ember like seven times trying to read that shit. Yeah, chill out
I had some spike.
You might be back, sir, sir.
Muda, if you're reading this, that means you got one tapped.
Yo, Badeer, bro, bro, BADEER!
You fucking dumbass, I'm banning you, bro.
Like oh, man, I'm fucking banning you, bro.
I'm fucking banning you, bro.
You fucking pussy.
30 seconds left
Planted
And here
Okay, it's going to be this time.
I'm going to buy one, I'm going to buy that.
I'll take a one-stage down.
I also took a one-stage down.
I thought we had a free kill.
I knew so.
Bro, you just can't you just can't close wait. It's only been two. What do you mean three looking like me from last game, bro? I
Close one of them. That's true. You did you did close one of them
Go see I'm gonna old and
Actually
I don't understand, bro.
It's you and me.
I have a free kill on Iso.
Don't tell me it's your friend.
Don't come by.
Don't mind.
Just running down.
You see it.
Chat me, Chamber.
Stutter.
that's on a family yeah entry
plant back site plant back site
BDJ
jet 7
happy dracite
uh, it's nice as it is I think
happy happy happy happy
I don't know what the place but a fishy on me fishy on me I don't know the place but the fishy on me
Do it be I'll stop your need
Yes
Place to be
But a fishy on me
Both are now
Give me time
There are just batteries, and you need a return.
How do you see me?
Oh, I told you.
I'll stay back.
I got the break.
Damn, seriously.
the day I found out Halo 3 was a game, bro. Oh, I miss Halo, bro. I miss Halo. I miss
when life was simple. I miss when I used to, when I used to just go into my mom's basement,
load up Xbox 360 and just play some Halo, bro. Now I'm playing Valorant against people
who literally jerk off to hentai every single day and jerk off to me too. Like, yeah,
like, I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.
I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand.
I just lost.
He's on the rest
Last player standing
Nice 136
I'm gonna make two! No!
Fine.
I'll do it myself.
You want to play let's play
Here be
Be dog I was nice
The dog I still said I'd still say there's to see the chamber's probably working
I'm on the opportunity
I'm gonna back down and beat you in here.
It's all nothing right.
Oh I see.
No, why would you open that?
I'm gonna hook up Jax.
Dude, that was risky bruh. I'm not gonna lie dude.
I kills one my whole team is there to trade. It's all good. Oh
I need to get pissed so bad chat am I allowed to take a good job? I love to go to the best be honest
Am I allowed as the streamer am I allowed to go to the bathroom next to me and the best yes or no?
I should
When I ask can you save a smoke for a trip? Yeah, I can try
Don't do anything, we're not fighting
you and me are so funny I sell you 70 I don't know man
Oh my god
They lined up for me on my screen
I mean, we could also drop them with waylil.
Yeah, I'm duff, dude, too.
How much did you really even hit?
I mean, fuck it, I'm getting ready if I, uh...
I'm gonna help.
Face your fear!
Spire down, you see me.
I'm starting to feel
Hello
No, I don't know
Honestly, that round was kind of unlucky
I mean, way late
I lined up
Maybe if we stopped forcing every round
and had that heavy shield deagle
that would be a good start
Yeah, we're gonna do the cut down though
You're having a life game, it's all good
I got told that last game too
Alright
Yeah, the top shield pop off.
It's just gen nice though, wait bad call, bad call.
It's just gen nice though, fate start 2.
Where's the room?
I froze, it's... yeah.
and
we need to do something other than
have our chamber see, chamber go away
make me wait left, I see
they eye on the left and they throw their wall shade
I said in jet swing through the one way
I'll think that I'm not gonna try to
In your sight
Keeping my life or suit
Chamber fade there
face-face-face face-face
oh my god bro let's go baby let's go
i open their mind and find the weakness
oh i didn't think it pissed bro my balls hurts
you can do the same thing whether
my balls will hurt
i think i just need a new site a little faster
I swear to god, oh god, I miss my OLED, bro.
Oh god, I miss my OLED.
I want to take this monitor off so bad.
I want to go back to my OLED.
I saw as well.
Carre.
They really are bad.
I don't want to.
Carre.
There's like a 221.
Dog, dog, dog.
Shit.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Dog, dog, dog!
Do you want me to smoke, smoke, smoke?
I'm dead.
That's it.
That's it, that's it.
They went off, uh, and they're poor.
I just care the I saw
There be awesome to be back, okay? I'll try to not get calm
It's Tennessee walls women now in one
This is it.
ALLAHU AMBAR!
Michael B, Michael B, they smoked us off.
Yes.
Let's go Slogan.
Kill my smoke.
Okay, let's hold him here.
no
leave me still the way leave me still the way
chamber you could go back to be if you really want
or I'll see you sorry
I'll give you and Ray the
the one way
body
and we should walk up there
did you guys find out where the trip is?
heavy bay, heavy bay, heavy bay
I'll see a ship
they're gonna put it back
let's go back to the spot
enemy C
away
nice nice
bait is there too
don't all rotate
oh wait don't all rotate
we don't know
only one running
two running
that's about all
bait here
yes i'm sorry
one in here too
it's you and me
yeah i'm sorry
i'm sorry
one top side and then one
fuck
better win that game
i'll buy the
i mean
you know what bro, just take the vendor bro
buy me, i'll buy you
please don't fucking see bro
i'll fucking
not in
not in
not in
not yet not yet
we need to express chamber can you bomb say
we still see
yeah i'm going to
we have no info that's why well they're not from B so snacksy in there
no you might have to take a deep angle there 60 ISO 40 on jet
oh my god no fucking way bro
Oh my fucking gosh bro.
Oh my god.
Go see, kill the chamber, take sight.
Yeah, that's what's here.
Bring them down.
They're going out.
The infected.
Next to them.
Here.
Enemy spotted.
Enemy spotted.
There's down there.
No more trees.
You have bomb.
You have bomb thing.
Smokes are down on the spot.
He's lying.
He's lying.
One more flying.
One, one, one.
Just help him.
Help him on the seat.
Go help him on the seat.
One enemy remaining.
All right, so far.
Yes.
of
the
I'm not even dead on my side, yeah.
There.
He's from the first one.
Ah, there.
Ah, hold on.
Shadow is traveling.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Oh, thank god.
Let's get back to our OLED because holy fuck, this is ass.
Let's get back to our OLED. Am I balding today?
I don't know if I am. Anyway.
Get me the fuck off this monitor, bro.
I'm team OLED for life, bro.
Once you go OLED you can't go black bro black
You can't go back bro, you can't go back once you go OLED you can't go back bro pause pause pause
Yo does anyone wanna does anyone want a free BenQ 600 Hertz from my monitor?
I'll pay for shipping and everything chat. I'll pay for shipping
Maybe I'll do a giveaway one day because I'm not gonna use this one
Me PLS
Put this to the side
Yeah
Put this shit to the side
One second chat, this shit back here.
Alright.
Why did you back out of the Jinx eternal? I didn't chat, it got cancelled.
got candles on next week
guys it's a headset bent i'm not balding
jeez dude
Like I'm not fucking folding stuff.
So, chat, now that we're, you know, up close and personal,
let's talk about life, bro.
Chat, do you think your crush lights you back?
Be honest, bro.
Moodoo, I will let the VIP you owe me slide
if you give me the monitor.
You guys know I had a crush on this one girl for like 10 years, but she never let me back
And then she got a boyfriend like not too long ago and you know, I hope they get divorced
They're actually trying to actually both to get married
And to be honest, I hope they get divorced
I had a crush on that girl for 10 years.
10 years.
Why didn't she like me back?
Well, I liked this girl for 10 years.
Chat, I knew this girl since grade school, grade two.
I knew this girl in grade school, grade two, all the way till about the end of high school
before we stopped talking.
10 years more, 12 years.
years of having a crush on this girl and she never wants to be back.
Whatever bro, I mean chat sometimes bro, sometimes bro, you're just not gonna get what you want bro.
You know, what could we do bro?
I'll try it, sometimes you don't get what you want in life bro.
So life is
Bro move on I mean obviously bro just
Trolling building that crush ended back in high school, bro
Chow what's so long as you got you guys had a crush on someone for
Since I've seen Jessica Alba, who's Jessica Alba?
Well, I'm top ten most annoying shit ever.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm better with faces.
Maybe I know who she is.
Maybe I know who she is, but I don't know her from her name.
I probably know her from her looks.
Chad, who do you think the best actor of our generation is?
It's gotta be Leonardo, right?
M16 plus you don't have a gf plus I can go longer in bed than that shit again
You'll butt beans on your diet and make you suck your own dick
All right chat how old are you guys me lost your virginity? I'll go first. I was uh because 14
It's 14.
It was 14 chat and it was behind its importance outside at 5am.
terrible way to lose a virginity by the way bro terrible way to lose a virginity horrible
way like horrible I wish I honestly saved it bro to be honest but I was such a gooner
dude like I was such a gooner back in the day that you know I rushed it I'm retarded
I would say save it for the right person bro don't just don't just do it to do it
You know because once you have sex you're gonna want to have sex for the rest of your life
I'm not gonna lie just how it is
You can be honest bro, so save it for the right person
bro not everyone is a gooner not everyone is a gooner my fucking ass you
guys are bigger gooners than I am type what if you're a massive gooner
Well, well, well, would you look at that?
I
Yeah, bro, I'm a whole I chat all like clears bro
Yeah
I'm a whole I chat all that clears bro. I swear to God it does
On everything. I love it does bro on everything. I love on everything. I love it does. Yo, why are you guys saying?
Why are you guys saying real voice that you chipmunk? What does that mean? Hello?
What do you guys mean by that hello?
Yo sees chips the three months I love you God bless you and tweak her with the tier one
I love you God bless you my chat. I'm gonna be right back. I'm gonna go take a piss
you
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know why there's something wrong with my dick, but bro every time I take a piss it takes it
Bro I've pissed for like minutes, bro
Minutes, like minutes, like minutes, minutes, you know
Like minutes, minutes, I don't know if that's me, I don't know
Chop it with the Prime, I love you so much, God bless you
Muda, I hope you enjoy, what is this?
No you wonder where the FB been
But I'll be back to life like a FB been
FG, still in the left of skin
Check me out then check me in
See this cold nigga
Bye bye to my old self
Wake up to the new me
I used to be your world star
Now I'm making new sweet
I used to hang on a knife
Now I walk to streets
Cops grow, they can't drive
It is life as a movie
Bye bye to my old self
Bye bye to my whole self, wake up to the new needs of my match found
I used to be a world star, now I'm making newsweek, I used to hang on a knife, now I've walked two streets
I
She used to be a low star
Star
Working at the loose in the seas
Get back in the back
Get back in the back
Get back in the back
I am a liner
I don't give a fuck to your minor
I was treated with the kingdrag
Now it's Malibu beach
East of BVL
Now check that the Boop Beach
Far
Help us now
Help me up
Bawse!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Um, man...
What is it? A $2 edit?
I bought the cheapest item.
Alright.
Valorant is a utility fest in 2026.
What am I supposed to do with that scenario?
if i dished it just retake it
hi dish yeah yeah yeah if i dished it
oh hi i'm on the go
blinded in three two
i don't see anyone
Load is the 10 months. I love you
Yeah, so they're planning a planning a planning a planning a
Spike planted
One enemy remaining.
Muda, have you ever said the end word in your entire life?
Fuck no.
Bro, are you crazy?
I would never, bro.
Are you stupid?
Like seriously, are you guys dumb, bro?
I would never say that shit ever in my life. I would never you know, I would never say that shit in my life
Let's go.
You're blinded.
Okay.
Stay on your family's life!
Heaven!
that monitor is but I'm not going to lie.
Muda called Junko, he's late.
Okay.
You know what guys, let me just stop my stream.
Chat, should I stop my stream and start, uh, chat, should I stop my stream and then
go ahead and raid Jynxc once he goes live?
Should I end my stream and then raid Jynxc when he goes up?
I
Got this one
One enemy remaining.
Nice dude.
Spike down A.
Oh, I have no idea where they are.
Long!
Woohoo!
Wow, so embarrassing.
Spike spotted A.
Gotcha, Mike with the prime sub.
I love you, God bless you.
Yeah.
I am the guy you played in Europe with.
And I am the Phoenix who told you that.
I don't know, what do you mean?
I don't know.
Someday, someday.
Someday, maybe, bro. Maybe someday.
Alright, now I'm Kildju from Fracture, Phoenix from AVEN.
Bro, I don't even know.
Yeah, I know how it is, I know how it is.
There's some day it's gonna ring a bell.
European guy.
That's where you play black.
Not that many of us.
One point you breach one point you breach
I mean dude sometimes you're just gonna like take the thorns out of your balls and just
lock in you know do you put the thorns in your bowls that's very relatable
are you a streamer yet is that why they know you oh no yes somewhat internet
famous for buying his way into rank one.
What does that mean?
Yes.
I never win traded, bro.
I never win traded.
Why are you guys saying that?
I never win traded before.
No, I've never win traded.
I'm in shock how do you guys expect me to hit that shot I with bro like so what
we all within life bro it's normal like geez man y'all are always on my
cockasaurus bro for no reason dude mood in your gold three max
No matter how many show armors can you eat before you blow up.
Could you bug me?
Thanks.
Our kid, Bryce.
Hello there, kid.
And flashing again
Do you smoke main place?
I'm gonna ult you
Like what?
I didn't see close at all.
Like what?
No distractions.
Muda, your stream is the Jinxie waiting room.
No it's not dude.
Chat, type one if my stream is the Jinxie waiting room.
Type one.
Ah, I'm teaming.
I have bucket loss.
I don't think it was a terrible play. I think it was a guy. Just missed.
No, I have like them buckets. It's difficult. Shove killed him.
killed him your cameras on Jinxie
usually come here
I'll open door based on you sure it's like can you mix ulti them be mixed ulti
Nice.
Quick break.
We do not have a vice wall here.
Forgive me about this.
I know.
Did you just forgot?
Muda, do you stream on e-mail?
Like what?
what do you mean do you you can't go what are you you can't even go live on
email dumbass
He's in, he's low.
One main, three.
Didn't see close.
Spike down, B.
Looks like I was the stronger one.
Just let them try to catch me.
I got money.
I got money.
I understand.
Your body wants it.
I know your thoughts.
All you bout it bout it.
You're...
So am I allowed to eat food bro?
I'm pretty hungry bro.
I'm pretty hungry bro.
Am I allowed to eat food chat?
Very fast, very fast.
I mean, that's pretty hard, bro. I'm not gonna fuck you. I mean, that's impossible, bro.
I'll say it.
Goddamn mood you're the best Valorant player I've ever watched till ride your dick till
the day I die.
Goddamn you so sexy fuck him getting a boner.
Oh my god, I'm so hungry. Why do I get so hungry four hours into my stream, bro?
I don't get it. Am I fat?
Am I fat?
I'm on the OLED bro OLED is like literally the best
Wow OLED is just wow your job can't you yes sir yeah bro OLEDs OLED bro since when
is your chat so nice Jinx he's calling you your nose is fat moody you're a
terrorist by Muda Jinx he's live hungry for this does this look new does this
look nice to you
sexy sexy okay one thing in there's a lot of things to do
I
Could be anywhere could be anywhere to be anywhere could be anywhere could be anywhere
nice nice nice nice nice I let me go
latest one what the fuck is that coms that
you just chat in my ear the chat is
JC having fun on apex also I'm hungry
bro we need to eat dude like seriously
I'm starving
I was up in the air how
Can you can he'll mix which that is not it's just a good a better know two days on
one. Mudo, what's your favorite knife skin? Envalorant?
We got him. Oh, my favorite knife skin. My favorite knife
skin. Envalorant. Alright, so you need to watch a guide how to play your old.
Either the Kuro Nami knife, or the Scythe, that one Scythe skin, I don't know what I'm
talking about.
It has to be the Pinocchio knife like his big ass nose.
You wanna go for RK?
Posh! Posh! Posh! Posh! Posh! Posh!
One of five fights.
Like, what the fuck is that shitty ass fucking smoke?
Can anyone tell me what the fuck that smoke was, huh?
Can anyone, like, anyone in the world tell me what the fuck that smoke was?
I caught my sister masturbating with a carrot.
I said, what the hell?
I was going to eat that later. Now it's going to taste like carrots
Yo, what the fuck
Bro, what the fuck did I just hear?
I think
Oh, what is the timing in this fucking shitty ass game bro?
Like, what is this timing, bro?
What is this time holding?
I hold, I hold, I hold, I hold, I hold, I hold, I hold, I hold for five minutes.
He doesn't swing.
The second I switch my crossword from the right side to the left side, he swings me.
Like, in what fucking world does that happen, huh?
Could someone tell me in what fucking world does that happen?
Your fault, Muda, you should have been patient.
Sigh...
Ugh! Time to hunt!
Smokes resonating.
AHHHHHH!
Oh, and that smoke? Didn't stand out.
He's going here.
I'm heading.
in this career
yeah
how do you get
with an old led monitor
if you drop left and you
walk with it
get a shot
dirt potato with the
eight months god bless you i love you
you
I'm not saying
But when it's easiest the local weather app sends out a high wind advisory. Oh my fucking gosh
you so you're gonna have to get the kill
There's no way he didn't rotate
Last player standing spike down be 30 seconds left
here
I was in that shot though
If you woke up on a main turn not gonna use any utubut jet is stepping I'm down. I'm down. I'm down
I'm down. Let's go. I mean let's walk. I've been me. Let's walk. I've been me
Just needs
you can walk up and kill the guy for free
next shot next time don't lose 70 hp
i'll play along
big said you used to be good at this game
you guys stop baiting bro like you just saw a fighter
Like what is that?
Fuck is that walk go?
Just go just go
Disgusting
I have a call, can you guys go free, okay, 4RK actually, and then one guy holds the dish.
Look at that, look at this flick right here, look at this flick.
The green line on the minimap.
Do you see it?
It just holds so they don't cross the line.
No, that should have a nice ass shot, I'm not gonna lie.
So we're clipping one case.
That wasn't me!
Someone in the chat clipped it, that wasn't me.
Just be aware of it then.
Just hold it, just hold it guys.
I'm gonna ulti.
One more, one more, I've been blind.
What are you guys doing?
I got the spike.
I'll go with you.
Oh, like, what are you, what is, oh, okay, I'm not gonna get mad, I'm not gonna get
Okay, you're not.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, it's all good, it's all good.
It's a game, I can't get mad, bro.
It's like my old, I don't know, it's stupid.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Between what, what do you mean what 1v1 tweak?
On Siege? Fuck that shit, bro.
No tweak, no more 1v1s.
I got the spike.
Don't suck.
Hold on.
It's not fatal.
Fire in that hole!
I can't watch that.
Die!
Fuck, bro. I thought we would have killed him. We would have won.
nice
what are you guys question mark what
what are you guys question mark what are you guys question mark
hey I with dude I with dude I still killed a lot
Come on, nice to see you.
Don't worry, Daddy Muda, it's okay.
I
Brain forwarded like what am I doing? I should sort of whatever. It's all good. I brain forwarded. Oh
My god, all right. Fuck you guys suck my titties
Suck my titties
Why are we watchporting players?
I don't know why I came here to watch Muda.
You're better at muting the game than playing the game.
tripping why does no one have a name in this game
it's a bug and brother's game gets bugs in 2026
Frida gays
What's that child I need to get my food I need to get my food give me one second in again my food give me one sec
All right, give me one sec guys. I'm not fat for what do you mean?
match found
Jack, do you guys know what I wanna play, bro?
I wanna play Rocket League.
Oh, hell no.
No
Anything with rockets lol
I
Let's see here
What am I supposed to play senti
You know Kate I swear to God I was gonna dodge this game, but you're in it bro, so I just can't dodge select your agent
Go Muda
What do I even do though bro? I can't pay sense to you
Bro go to it, it's fine
We're better
Cool, let's go
Fuck it bro
Wah
Fuck it bro, let's just play bro, fuck it
What's going on? Alright, Jix is on chess, let's see
Boom, boom
We know that would have done anything because he would get my bro
I'm so fucking stupid and bad
Okay
I don't know how to win this man.
How many must I kill before I am restored?
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
More.
Yo f1 f0 f11 y'all said f1
Yeah, I don't know chained chain together was like nine years ago, no
Okay
Sure we bomb no no yes, what's it? I'm gonna walk down long
I don't have a slide, no shit.
Let me get that shit, let me get that shit.
Thanks.
Thanks
One last time you used your stove.
walking up short with it bro he's already flying you out stop you guys know I
messaged forever last night I was like yo
but should I even say that I don't know if I should say that
they're off
No, no, it wasn't gossiping. Well, that wasn't gossiping. I swear to God, I swear to my life.
the one tip I'll always give you guys and you don't take my tip if you don't
you know you don't have to take my tip if you don't want to but it is a good tip
um okay wait pause okay all right what's that you want to swing short after I die
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool.
There's three.
They pushed that out of my head.
One could have gone slower.
I know, Drew.
Dude, I knew it.
I don't think so.
Check the one tip I can give you guys, or like my piece of advice.
It's never like gossip or shit talk or down talk anyone behind anyone's back because bro god
Here's everything and what goes around comes around. I'm telling y'all bro. I'm telling y'all I swear, bro just
No, sir, I swear to god
God also sees when you goon, yeah, but I don't goon that's the thing so I'm good
I
Dodd also sees when you win trade to get ranked one
My pocket
There it cuts down what one of me away
you're going to do some weird stuff
one drop the window
one turn on close heal
oh my fucking god
get the one on the garage window bro
what if your power is streaming what are you without it
no
I'm going to sit and spawn with my ult, but I can't live with the Rai.
I'm not a Jew.
Yeah, I'm just going to gamble it.
Fuck it.
I should gamble a gamble.
I'm home.
Yeah, you all gamble, I'll start for you and I'll sit there.
3 emote
Just gonna go a
There's a Vando one
We need to do a new month badge we need to do we need to do a new month badge
For two years like 1.2. I'm sorry 1.3 1.6 1.9 two years
And we also need a job at your 3 emote
Let's try it.
I'm burning this.
What?
Default graffiti and short.
What do you mean?
We're taking A's atop like 100 most annoying things on earth
And he's already on site and how does he kill me and not you what the fuck
Let me know they're close and you guys grow a second
one forty one on Killed by a shot to the fucking door
on C
KJ is the one
on Dirty Flood
for web, do not call me at that time bro, I'll probably
80 on Jett
I'll call you I'll call you well I don't even need to call you bro. I feel like I already know what to do
Do I do I need to call you I can't go if I could I sold it on this from the lake
I'll call you I'll call you I'll call you I'll call you I'll call you
I
of
the
of the
of
the
of
the
of
the
One enemy remaining
Oopsie, oopsies
Waiting for you
he's on it and he's probably on the string and not for the
lie probably 30 seconds left
Last player standing.
That's true.
Should I put on delay?
You have none?
It's still like 10.
It's still like 10 or 15.
Maybe if you want to.
That's kind of ridiculous.
I'm trying to walk up a line and try to get one, fuck it.
I'm gonna walk a bit longer.
How is he holding me now?
There's one just sitting along holding me.
I think it could be a bear on you.
Yeah.
Clubs are going to push through.
I'm in the ceiling.
No.
Put on delay for one round, I instantly got two kills.
Get the fuck out of here.
They start mid every round, right?
Yeah.
Wait, I'm going to sit like, I'm going to sit here, can someone just tell me where
they are?
I'm just going to go up to like the first five seconds.
I'll play your watch always, you know.
Yeah, I'm going to pick this shuffer, it's right there.
There's nothing we can do in 20 minutes.
Girl, say my name, say my name.
If there are any, let me know.
I just stunned them or something.
Where'd that?
Grass.
I hate Clavity.
I hate Clavity.
I hate Clavity.
Yeah, man, we have everything right now, except for B, so let's play B.
play b
i want to swing this for their hold
double blinded, do you have a draft?
going A
I could have gone ahead of him
I think he's in there
Fight planted
Last player standing
Revivalry
Oh, and she is trying
Oh my fucking teddy milk, bro like fuck
He's on the off and go crash-tolding my ceiling. Oh my god
Dude they want it. They're calling double fucking fakes
They're fake planning on B
Yeah, I'm walking up a I'm gonna do it and walk up there. I don't know how these guys have this much passion
I don't get it. We kind of have too much
Guarantee you still have a skull like too
Let's slap on in a minute, bro shut the fuck up snowman ugly fuck.
I saw someone get long.
That's a good, massive shield bro.
I'm running this round to look for kills, right?
Yeah.
They're coming for me, cuz you're up long.
No one's in pocket.
You and me!
Oh fuck.
Someone has to pick up my Seamoth, someone has to pick up my Seamoth.
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty serious.
I saw it so bad.
What's the bad one out there?
Running back here right now. I saw.
Get out of my way!
Come out come out. Holy fuck. I think I would have took I would have took my cock out on string
Oh
All right
Chat, what do we do after this by the way like Val? They're sorry after Val. What do we do now?
You drop me kind of curious should we do it? Oh wait? We have to do it try to win a game
We need to do try to win a game without buying a gun. I need to see how that would go
Chad you guys think I'm gonna get without buying a single gun
I'm just waiting for everybody to come down and be planted.
I'm drowning in one second.
Right up here.
Come on, let's go, let's go!
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
death
of
the
death
There's nothing
Like what was I supposed to do
Brother you're still losing and you're buying everything
I'm gay bro I'm gay I'm gay I'm gay
Oh god I love you.
Just fucking two of them.
I'm just leaving the seat around.
Just closet.
Come over here.
Back player standing.
Let's go Rage Slam C and see what happens.
Switching sides.
My advice?
Don't get shot.
Go, go, go!
I'm trying to make sure you're safe out here.
I'm out of here!
I have a CT walkout dude, just don't fuck around, wait one CT, he knows exactly where he's
out.
oh wrap it up wrap it up uh guys on it's not too early in the day for Adderall like
I don't know, they shot like 800 milligrams of caffeine?
Let's do it again, burr, fuck it.
No charges left.
oh my god bro just hop on siege I swear bro like like what
kill me
That would have
Their backs will be towards at least one of us
You guys don't try to build up this double I like we make some noise
Yeah, we have to hit this just like just make the cross hold out long and they're gonna sick us here
Nothing long to one be running a wish it goes
I said it's hard to shoot on A, so we just go straight on A
Yeah, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see
One just pushed to the left
Someone's off C
They loaded, nice
Two on A still
One just spotted a pilot
I guess I need to first buy
Take flight
Who's a judge?
Enemy tagged
One
I'm gonna stop that.
I'm gonna stop that.
One enemy remaining.
I'm gonna stop that.
This game is dead as perfected rage bait.
I swear on my life it is, on everything I love I swear to God it is.
I swear to God it is, bro.
I swear to God it is.
You gonna dart along again?
Seven is long.
I'm really sure with you.
That's off, I'm gonna die.
Reloading.
I just shot.
The B flank.
So the flanking is your fort.
really just in timberlakes on the stream bro really I'm gonna put the bomb down
Let's go see if I'm gonna help her
This is Timberlake
Jinxie is about to get 100,000 subs. You're only at 94,000 subs away. You're about 94k subs away. Keep it up.
I'm gonna be the enemy
Kill them!
No one! Run!
Watch my gosh
Like bro, why are you still in the middle of that bro?
You're so stupid
Maybe I need to just lower my brain and just like
two got my time like I don't know I don't know maybe I'm just retarded bro like
I don't know dude I don't know bro maybe I'm just maybe I'm just retarded
bro maybe I'm just retarded dude I don't get it
You should be embarrassed 11 and 14 with delay. I know I swear to God. I am embarrassed
I'm sorry, I only brought your milk for me, you need a drop.
Yo, do I have to play on fullscreen or can I play windowed fullscreen?
Fullscreen, bro, when the fullscreen is so...
...screw chopped.
Why? I play windowed. Is it actually mad?
No, you lose so much difference.
There's no difference in the persistence.
Not on Windows 11. Not on Windows 11.
That's what I thought too, right?
And that's what I heard.
On Windows 11 there's no difference.
Exact same.
I never heard anything like that.
It sucks.
Get out of my way!
We're just gonna reverse clear short.
Let's go up long.
Clear short.
One hundred and thirty-nine
Bro, you know what?
Love you, bro red heart
Bro play siege now we might have to bra. I swear to God he might have to
Oh
My god, oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Oh
My god, bro. Oh
My god, bro. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. This game is gonna be fucking me like like boys. I don't know, bro
I'd rather like I don't know, bro. I don't know
It's not that I'm locked. It's like bro like this game has turned into a fucking like like I don't know
But I'd rather like I don't know man
I'd rather drop this open a prison like I'm gonna drop I'm gonna drop this open play this fucking game anymore, bro
I swear to God bro, I just can't, I can't play this game anymore, I can't play this game anymore.
Muna, I want to ask you to listen to a song but I have to write the name in chat since TTS won't say it because of the dots, can you please listen to it?
Bro, music suggestions, every time someone in the chat gives me a music suggestion, I want to take my fucking ear follicles out of the fucking ear brain cells.
Muna's Jinxie is doing hide and seek on our stage.
I just did that the other day on Valorant.
It's fun, bro.
It's fun.
I just like, oh my god, bro.
I just want my old skills back, man.
Like being washed, like hurts my brain, bro.
It hurts my brain.
Because usually I'm just used to like jumping 30s every game.
Let's see.
But what's see?
act
Maybe I am in my head bro Kira, maybe I am in my head bro. Can you take me out of my head, please?
Slow, it's hard bro. What am I saying? Oh my god, bro
So, it's deathmash, bro.
I'm gonna like I'm gonna like let me just let me just lock in
Let's see bro
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
There's no one left!
Run away!
Go, go, go!
Stop it!
I'm out of here!
Holy body shots though!
That's three!
Four down!
Coming through!
There's that!
There we go!
Look at that!
What's going on?
What's going on?
He has a gym tag!
There we go!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
Is destroying Silver fun?
Yes!
I need to hire my confidence, bro.
I need to hire my confidence.
That's worth no
Stay in each other's back!
Threat neutralized!
I'm out of here!
I didn't see you!
Come on then! Go!
Let's go!
Where's your axe?
I'm not in here.
Like what the f-
Got me.
I'm out of here.
Dying to silvers, get a real job and no kills.
Oh, you're not dead there.
There we go!
I'm out of here!
Let me go! Reloading!
I'm out of here!
Stalk it!
You killed her!
Fuck!
I'm just in my head like fuck it get out of my head yo it's good mood I go famous the
fuck up bitch. Alright now let's play some comp. Alright chat last game and then
let's go play some siege and then we'll hopefully get some silver and when we
get silver we'll call it there because I don't really know what to do today bro.
I need to um yeah I don't know I don't know what to do today. I don't want to do
a valse segment I feel like we've definitely been doing a lot of valse
segments I also have a lot of collabs this week I don't know what to do
it get the Viper v4 dude I don't know about y'all but I would you want to
potentially be in a Geo guess her twitch rivals
match found
drinking water like a horse
This fuck ass map bro.
Let's go! Let's go!
Mudabbi, you ever tried Dave's hot chicken? No, I've never had that.
Is it good?
Is Dave's hot chicken good?
Mmm.
Jixi has no content today, you gotta hit him up.
How old does Jinxie look like if you weren't if you did not
We went from winning the round to losing the round within milliseconds
Why oh guys so so I've been there
So time I'm gonna tell you what happened, bro. So I got two kills
I got two kills and then I went to the smoke and then my neon baited me and then what three seconds after I died to
Catch a timing to get my trade and then died and then the other guy back site also died
So yeah, I mean hold tab you can see I got the first two bloods and then nothing
I'm not even your father sleeping like a team diff bro
Me and Jack can't do it all guys
And they're all five
I
Let's fucking go guys. We got this. I got one bullet in the dream
Are you the frozen one show them show them we are
I'm gonna win no other option let's go
Yeah, I bought a new mousepad and you guys tell me if this was good like if someone do
reviews on this mousepad real quick
whatever the fuck this is
all right guys let's go we got this
well I bought a random ass mousepad
yesterday bro
The last enemy remaining, fight down, MIG.
The last enemy, MIG.
Take talk, mousepad?
What, is it actually that shit?
Snowman, I hate squared mousepads bro, I hate squared mousepads, I'm so tired of
them bro.
I want an entire desk mousepad.
He's looking towards you so well.
Let's fucking go.
It's low key good.
What's the red one you have?
The long one?
It's a Saturn.
Yeah.
I hate the Saturn.
I don't like the Saturn at all.
No, I would never consider a glass mousepad chat. Chat glass mousepads are a little key. I don't know, I don't like them.
It's you and me
fight planted you're just so disgusting player standing yeah we got my guys
weapon choice it is so personal you pick a gun
I
Can't hold two things at once twin guys I might be quitting Valorant soon
I don't know if I could do it anymore, but I actually don't know if I could do this one
before.
I was here, and you were here.
It's like, whatever I do is just always wrong, and I don't feel like putting more time into
the game, because that's not why I am.
the same wrong
i got your name, right here
hold my body
how about bricks?
we're gonna start with a bucky
and a stun
do you see what i mean bro?
like you know there's not... bro if i have a good game i still lose and if i have a bad game i still lose
kinda getting tired of it
i need it like emotionally
like i don't know bro
check if jingxi loses a ranked game bro does he get mad or does he not give a flying fuck?
i do you all
I need to get to the point where if I lose, if I'm ascended, if I'm silver, if I'm immortal, if I'm radiant,
I should not give the fuck. I should not give a fuck.
Because Loki, I don't know why I just get so mad when I fucking lose a game, bro.
But when I lose a game, I get so fucking mad.
Yo, it's okay guys, we got this. Yo, it's okay, we got this.
I don't want to get hit
Here we go
I'm coming I think
Don't make it, don't make it
Give me nests, give me nests
I'm not coming
That was awesome. Oh hell no.
I feel like God's testing my patients today bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Yo, outlaw on everything I love on my mom's life bro.
I think God's testing my patients today bro.
Like I don't know what's happening bro. I think my patients are being tested today.
You know, like I'm not gonna lie bro. Like this is bad bro.
Like this is this is bad bro. This is bad. This is bad.
I need to turn into an IRL streamer.
Like, Jett, does Jixi even play fucking Rainbow Six Siege ranked at all anymore?
No no no no, not bro fuck jigsie
No no no no, not bro fuck jigsie, just the fuck up
No no no no no, because I actually like he's smart for doing that
Maybe he's smart for not playing that way
Like actually
He has an Odin with a fucking shield
That's like, dude, dude, dude
Like, oh, he's throwing me in the eye
Hey, he's just on me.
It is.
Clova's, you know, like,
Last player standing.
One enemy remaining.
Ah, NC, NC.
Muda has anyone told you you look fine today?
Fine for a Minecraft villager lul.
Fuck you and fuck minecraft villagers, bro
Like if I have four kills I lose the game if I have 30 kills I lose the game
Just lose lose lose lose lose lose
It's a beer
dinner domain with the 17 months I love you guys
We're playing each other game, okay?
In the top, don't get stuck.
We're gonna play another game.
No, no, no, no. It's a team game, you know?
Hey, Jack, can I get a bar?
I was talking about there so well, but...
No, shut up. Maybe instead of coffee, we drink green tea.
Jack, should we drink green tea that has, you know, like, maybe we should relax.
Drink green tea and just...
Where's my recheck on beer?
coffee we drink green tea
that's three
like how does he dink me through the box
Oh god, we got a 5A with our jet.
I have a drum.
I'm going to back up the case.
Ah.
Could be closer.
I didn't see it.
One enemy remaining.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
The TP.
There it goes.
Chamber, we can buy you.
I don't know, Frank.
He's not addicted, bro.
I don't know.
It's not a bad game. I just hate losing. It's not a bad game. I just hate losing
Do you see what they're doing what is that one of my clothes
One enemy remains
Switching sides
go go go
Y'all gonna be passionate about this or what?
Yeah sure, I think so.
get off of the four shout out the four just catch a ban bro fuck it hop on
siege for a bit hop on siege for a bit shall we do that shall we do that for a
bit shall we
I
Last player standing he's wearing a spot. There's to break to bridge to
Never mind, let's not be passionate. I give up mood up. Why do I see Viagra ads?
Let's go be guys. We're playing a video game. Let's have fun
If our sova is 410, it's okay if our mix is 6 and 11. It's okay
If our chamber is 711, it's okay
If our jet is giving them a recon game, it's okay.
Let's go be guys, let's go be.
Yo, y'all are looking like some fucking...
Into you.
you know what I really like is how the chamber has a outlaw and then drops a
bucky on his old TP body so when he kills when he can TP and then grab the
shotgun you know guys I don't know if this defines a virginity or loser I
don't know which one it is I don't even know you're staying it might be both it
might be both to be honest
leeches off other streamers because you can't build his own community
what what what are you so what the fuck
why we don't want that one got to him that one got in his nerves
oh god I'm so mad
oh you're mad all
yo you good what the fuck happened
I just died from brave
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, you saw him?
Bridge, bridge, bridge.
I got a sponge.
Bridge.
He's gonna be like, yellow.
My plant is my ulcerate.
He's one shot.
Oh my god, Mudezzy bro, Mudezzy bro.
That was cold bro.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so much the fuck up you fucking pussy.
Shut up.
Whoa, where are you so mad?
Shut up.
I actually love watching your streams bro.
I have like 200,000 channels once.
Yo, can you grab me?
Let's go see what I actually want.
No, let's go see what I want.
Yeah, bro.
Yo, can I get a drop?
top yeah yeah yeah take my gun all right guys listen listen listen listen he's
probably gonna have a not long
I
Yo, let's stop going be guys. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down
Did he I saw me
He I sold me
I'm coming man, because my server's not...
...slipped.
You want to play? Let's play.
Yo, like, oh my god.
There's even the enemy in here.
Let's play.
Look at that guy.
You're not just fun.
My time.
Come on.
One enemy remaining.
Good fucking shit, guys.
Alright, let's split, alright?
Split A, split A.
Please please please
Yo soba go make go make
What you so do I do
Did you really just ask me that question
I'll smoke here and I'll smoke here
I'll show them
get out of my way
I'm feeling the idea
I'm feeling it
one enemy remaining
back side yellow
maybe this one
nice fucking guy
sova I want you to number
I don't want you to number, charge this game again!
You are ass!
Sorry, I just had to.
How the fuck do you please give every game your 415?
How?
How are you 415?
How?
You are ass!
You are ass!
no did he calm down though calm down we got this I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
damn right through on your parents down whoops let's go I don't have the
I'm playing this run.
Yo, watch out, Flink.
That's-
Oh, no, my jet's thrown.
Half wall.
There's lots on wall, half wall.
Flink, no?
I'm not hit.
Yeah, you do soba.
He's throwing.
He's throwing.
I said it!
Use your-
No, no, soba, you have to be-
just tell me you're throwing.
It'll make me happier, please.
There's no even playing this game for this long under 4 and 16 at that's how you're shooting
I think my dead dog in 1965. That's buried behind my neighbor's yard is fucking better than you
Oh, I'm 2004 I'm 21, but this soba is fucking horrible
Can we put eggs let's put a let's put a again come come come come come oh my god
4, 8, 12, 16. Is that 5 times negative? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
Yo Muda, you gotta go back to school.
Shut the fuck up, shut up!
You gotta go back to school!
Well 4 times, 4 times, but you get what I'm saying. 4 times, but you get what I'm saying.
Oh my god.
How? My god.
I said school.
Oh my god.
I said I don't care the game's over just have fun have fun
You should see how our soba is shooting right now. It's horrible. I
Tried guys, okay. We all tried bro. It's all good bro. It's all good
I can't say that I tried my best. I mean it's not your fault bro. It's not mix's fault either
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's not your fault. It's not your tie. It's honestly not your fault either, bro
I mean we have bad haves if you have bad games. I had a bad game last game
I don't think it's my but this over needs to go and uninstall the fucking game this fucking a horrible ass fucking player
I don't even know I made it to this fucking right. It is a hundred percent this so this fucking fault. I
Can grab a random silver player from my stream? I swear on everything. I love God killed me if I'm lying
He would play better than my fucking silver. So you're saying a silver player in your stream clears our silver
Yes, I am
Show me something show but so me something please for the love of God show me something
All right walk through the smoke
Let's see what you're doing here, but let's catch a timing
I win, I win. I win who I'm getting is life!
F**k you. you are.
F**ck you players. stand room.
I'm sorry.
No! New game. I'm sorry.
Listen, Silva. It's a Monday. It's 5.30.
You're not at school. You're not at work.
You need to attain a different hobby than playing this f**king game.
You're going nowhere in life.
Where's Ferris Whizz.
You f**king failure to society.
Anyways, bye goodbye. Love you.
Flip my brahpers!
Why are you so toxic?
Cause f**k that pussy. He talked to sh**.
He said some sh** in the beginning of the game.
I wasn't gonna say anything I was gonna say you know what I was gonna say you know what I should just mute him and not say anything
I was gonna mute him and not say anything, but you know what fuck that shit fuck that shit fuck that shit
Fuck that shit
Fuck that shit. He was toxic as fuck. I muted him. I was gonna let it slide, but I'm not no fucking bitch
I think it sucked my dick
All right, I'll fucking fly on his fucking girlfriend
I swear on my life I'll buy her Birkin bands and give her back shots make movies with her and then send it back to him
That's our
I like it
Strength and guidance all that I'm wishing for my friends. Nobody makes it for my
Yes, I want to put some rocket League I
Want to put some rocket League I want to see I want to see how long we can go without playing rock league
Rock League chat Rockley is not going to piss me off right chat. It's a video game, bro
Rocket League is not gonna get me mad, bro. It's impossible. It's not gonna get me mad.
It's a car soccer game, you know. It's impossible to get mad at this game.
It's literally impossible to get mad at Rocket League.
Chad, it's literally impossible to get run ahead of.
Alright.
Let's see.
you
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Keyboard broke oh
My god my keyboard broke bro
My fucking keyboard bro.
like, fall
FUUUUUUUUCK
J flow what's good, baby?
Fuck, I fucked up.
J flow tips on hitting SSL. I'm not even SSL myself.
But bro, just practice, I guess. I would say just practice.
I told y'all I'm not getting off this game until in three to roll.
I have a spare keyboard, yes.
I mean you're gonna take all the boosts like what the f...
what was that
I
Go walla if I lose this game walla walla. I think everything in this room is gonna get this combined with
I will lose my fucking mind.
I think today
we should take a break and end stream a little early because I think my cortisol levels are
pretty high right now um yeah I'm not going to sit here and lie to you guys I'm a little
upset
Can't win a game in Valorant
you
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Oh my god!
Why can't I not win again?
Let's put the fuck!
Breathe, breathe, breathe, yeah, the meditation is...
Hey Moodoo, I don't know if you saw, but you lost with the 5 goal lead.
Shut up, you fucking recharge, the fuck up, you fucking pussy-ass bitch.
Breathe.
Breathe, Moodoo, breathe.
Your patience is being tested by the Almighty.
You need to breathe.
You need to breathe.
It's time to 1v1.
Ray, Buddha, Buddha, you are not a failure.
You are a star in the space, amongst other stars.
Buddha, you need to breathe, it's just games.
Let video games get to you, Muda.
Remember who you are.
Remember what you do every day.
Just breathe, Muda.
You need to breathe.
Relax.
Let it all out.
Now, Mura, when you press this game, you're going to win, and you're going to win three
games in a row.
Relax.
Breathe.
Enjoy the moment.
Leave the past in the past, and leave the future in the future.
Luna, let's win.
Pre-Tutor, don't let the TTSs get to you, Luna.
Let's win.
I
What a wound to be called in Singapore, and for those 20 hours long.
you suck the Tropic League and have a big loss.
mods? put a 1 and a 3 on my screen. mods, put a 1 and a 3. do i have a mod on right
You know I fucked the mods.
I am in flow state.
I am in flow state.
Nothing can break my flow state barrier.
You know chat, life is beautiful.
Life is so beautiful chat.
Make sure to enjoy the moments.
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It's all too early now.
I promise you just gotta wait.
This is the lower point.
It's on the hand to save.
Hmm
I
I
You hear what you hear the monster blasts right now.
That's my king.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you go to say hi?
Do you want to say hi?
to play this game your game playing is gold.
Pro for a second.
Chat for a calm second.
Walla I genuinely was thinking about breaking my PC so I could take tomorrow off
Anyway
What do we even do chat my rooting keyboard broke I am on a I am on a I
Don't even know I'm on a
Damn Jinxie hit a hundred thousand subscribers huh?
Chat shall we end it with Rainbow Six Siege yay nay or gay chat?
Chat shall we end the stream off with Rainbow Six Siege yay nay or gay?
While we end the stream off with Rainbow Six Siege trying to push for Silver.
you
you
you
you
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Wait, so we're silver!
It's so fast, bro.
Wait, so chat, what, change the title to Pushing to Gold?
Let's change the title to Pushing to Gold.
Alright. Is Nighthaven Labs Good Yes or No? I don't know.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nice.
Muda, this is Daewoo by the way. Who is this? Let me see this.
Holy shit.
So. Jesus.
Alright, Muda, 18,000 viewers changed you.
Like, I get- like, bro.
I literally peaked at 18,000 viewers one time. How the fuck did it change me already?
All right chat, what do we play a rune probably a rune?
All right, what's your or six cents chat. Tell me if this seat rainbow six siege sensitivity is good or not chat. Tell me
All right, let's
Secure the bombs
Five seconds in counting.
I'm for this.
It's on me! Cover me!
You can stop worrying about grenades being found at the right time.
I'm just improving my odds.
I'm sure you can. Deploy.
Deploy the shield.
There's a key in position.
I've been meeting this entire time and he's fucking serious
someone hold this doorway, someone hold this doorway
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you're like you spread also again I think that they've cheated if cheating oh
okay what's his name all some gamer 248 okay I'll report why wait does is no
one from an A what kind of cheat he did no recall no recall okay okay
bro chat that's not a fucking mommy bro that's a little boy that's not a mommy
that's a little boy
It doesn't matter Muda grow up?
What?
Reload!
hh
bro
like, chan im not gonna lie
on god you're cheating
im not cheating dude stop
hh
stop
no
stop
uh
where do we ban dorkyby?
uh
oh ram
uh
i don't know
oh fuck
i don't know
rap rap rap rap
alright bro
you wanna go ram, let's ban ram bro
i trust you bro
You're right. You're right. I believe you. I trust you. I trust you. All right, uh, bend it. Bend it for wall
Uh, Joe, who do I play? What's a good guy for a basement, child? What's a good guy for a basement?
well unfortunately I didn't fucking listen to any of you guys I'm fucking
snooze so I'm so stupid
Bro, I missed my wounding already, bro.
Wow, up in here, I'm wounding a fucking rocket, like a dumbass.
out
Chad did you guys have the 80 version I'm gonna buy the 80 version if I ever get another keyboard
Why do you need the 80 version? I don't need it, it's just probably better.
Oh
I'm dead
I know I'm on a I'm on rapid trigger chat I'm on rapid trigger
stairs?
Do you want to go up the side?
I think I'm ok.
stairs?
Right beside me?
Okay.
There it is.
Stairs.
Stairs.
One out four remaining.
On this wall.
You just mad before.
one out four remaining. On this wall. You just matter for it.
Oh
15 seconds left
I'm for eliminated
Well, yeah, it's a kid. It's not a girl. I'm telling you it's a kid bro. Trust me. I know bro trust me
Can you ask? Ask. Bro, I know it's a guy, bro!
Oh my god.
Okay, fine. Yo, uh, hello? Anyone have mic on this team?
Yes.
Yo, Minnie, you're a... Minnie, Minnie, you're a guy, right?
Nope.
My apologies. I'm sorry.
No worries. That was just a question.
True. True. True. True.
Yo that did not summon the girl at all though.
And now it's awkward dude.
Now it's awkward.
How did you guys know it was a girl?
I thought it was like a little boy.
They're so horny, that's why.
insertion in 10 seconds insertion in 5 seconds
you've located a bomb, make your way to the basement stairs
the gooners manifest the book
so watching his roam in the basement stairs
can you push him?
can you rush?
don't go in live
reloading! cover me!
activated charcoal
to
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Big nose got milked by Jinxie, now he's gotta grind R6.
Dude, that was embarrassing, bro.
I could never lose to that again.
I could never lose to that again, bro.
Ever again.
Muda, don't be shy, drop an age check.
Bro, I'm not gonna check his age, bro, or her age.
That's so sus.
If I was a girl, I wouldn't answer that question, bro.
I wouldn't answer that question, bro.
I am not asking her age.
you better not ask five gifted ask she's so complex she's gonna start playing
uncomfortable bro oh god ask you ask for why would I ask uh what's everyone's
What's your favorite color?
Fuck.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
The bomb has been located.
What's scanning me?
Not a new match!
I've not seen anything here.
Oh
Behind you is the calm that's the calm I get behind you
Holy shit, what is this fucking phase adapt and she has a fuser
Who is this
She's close, we were drawn, but I cannot see her if you can move it.
That'd be great.
Still, she's close.
This is low key, light work, bro.
Skittles! Skittles! Skittles. Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, if you're here for a Skittles made
jump of me. Yo, if you're from Skittles made jump of me. Hey, if you're from Skittles
jump of me. Hey, Wray, Wray, Skittles, I love you, bro. Yo, Skittles, can you coach
me one day please I'm looking getting fraud in this game bro yo why are you
typing me you're literally a fucking mod in my chat bro like are you retarded
all of your viewers are from Skittles Skittles I love you bro thank for the
rate I appreciate you but I hope you had a good stream Skittles I hope you had a
of the stream.
Moodle, what happened to that duo that you promised me?
Bro, fuck you and fuck your shitty ass duo.
Yo, it's my first time on this map in the series, chat.
How do you play this map?
You changed.
How did I change?
I don't understand.
You changed.
Well how do I play this on math?
Do we have microphones?
Yeah.
No.
I dropped mine.
I'm getting mixed.
Wait, how are we versing a emerald?
We're actually playing a diamond.
You can speak diamond.
The Audi?
Yeah.
How are we versing a Emerald?
Uh, we're actually playing Diamond. You can speak Diamond.
Viyadi?
Yep.
Oh! It's the Sohoor!
Who's Tansan Sohoor?
No one has Diamond.
all right let's go I want my gold and I want my gold tomorrow but I mean it
whenever you can bitch no touch that come my hair but I feel like it's getting
a little too long bro I'm getting uncomfortable though
that's not only a mushroom head why look like a mushroom head you're wilding
You look like a gay rare wolf.
You look like you're balding.
Take off the big camera I'm eating right now.
Have some respect.
Play the game you slaves.
B5's your drone has located a bomb.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Insertion in 5 seconds.
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and diffuse it.
Square all they have this entire wall breached they have control of a pedophile and they have control of storage and trading
Stock has a watch on bullet holes in the bottom left shoot on my ping Bob wire my ping
Yo, I'm gonna go ahead and get rid of the kaiids, okay in the bed. It's all right. You know moment
Go go go go
What the fuck?
Like what?
Where was he?
Oh
Holy fucking bullet
Bro, we haven't played this game in years bro
Jixi is streaming a game where you stream a game don't tell me he's fucking playing that bullshit ass game again, please
Oh my god.
Well not every streamer goes ireland harassing people!
Oh hell no.
But in this game that's what we do insult her.
Fuck you, I ain't born bitch.
Awww.
You probably.
Also I have a question for mosquitoes.
I have a question for Skittles. Uh chat, how long has it been playing this fucking game for? Also chat, what the fuck does Skittles pick rank?
Also, also, also, also chat, what's your chance to pick up this map? Because I have no idea.
And also, I think I'm gonna go back to the third floor, I don't understand.
Which I choose. Oh, you know what I'm gonna fucking choose? Uh, I don't know.
I mean, I asked Twitch, I don't know. Which I...
Sound like ex-QC.
Same plan.
Why do you sound Sped?
Are you serious? Why are you saying that, bro? Come on.
What is this?
Mr. Beast calling.
Mudo, what does NGA stand for?
The drone has located a bomb.
No!
I
Know
That's what's probably
For my neck hurts, why does my neck hurt?
It's been hurting since yesterday.
Make your way to its location and leave it.
I swear to God.
No, I swear on my life, I'm not suffering.
Walla on everything I love, I'm not suffering.
My neck actually hurts. I swear to God.
It's the one other thing I love.
the
role what is that fucking pixel
other
directly on for
Life of water man, come on, come on!
Oh man...
Oh man... Please don't let me die!
Stand up!
I got you, Bobby, don't worry.
I fucking love you, bro.
I'm ready to build my Twitch.
Shot from Gola!
I don't even know what I'm doing.
BWAAAHHH THAT GOOOL!
This game is so fucking ass.
I fucking hate this shitty ass game.
You gotta use the DMR.
You hate every game.
Bro, that ga-
Bull, that gun I'm using is so hard to control recoil.
The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
The Rudy's half a bar.
Is a Rudy's DMR really that OP?
One friendly operator remaining.
all the DMRs that are OP
bro if you somehow win this shit bro
I don't know any of the calls in this game, bro
Are they gonna go lockers can we get a thermite and a Monty for a smoke plant question mark?
maybe maybe we could do that I don't know possibly it happened
I'm just trying to find the files there, what do you want me to look for?
what do you got? what do you got?
we could also use Aurora
and not Aurora bro
instead of a striker, I mean I understand he's like a really good operator
you know maybe more, I get it
what do you want me to look for?
what do you want me to look for?
What do you want me to go I'll pick I'll pick whatever you want me to go on
Well, I feel like Mars should probably switch off ask
Respond you literally find we're just gonna go all into fucking
Roger that, you're dead aren't you?
He is.
Yeah, I did.
Bro, I'm 22 years old, I'm not dead.
You can have a kid's cell bro.
So kid's your name.
I'm 19.
I found a bomb.
I found a bomb.
I found his plane, sir.
I found him.
He's actually a mom.
The phone is on forking, there's a phone behind the desk inside it.
Y'all don't let me get that phone real quick.
Reloading!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Come on, Jack.
of
the
death of
death
of
It's hot!
and you got
the shit out of them
you can read, you can read
where?
other side, other side, other side
we're locked
I
My fucking god this game is so guys we all have to kill I
Mean I
Love matching, but we got a lock in even harder and actually win
Yeah, we got this. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Who do we ban? Who do we ban? That's your ace?
Ace. We're defined now. We got this. Montane through, Montee through.
But yeah, I don't know, like, I don't know, like, yo, take my pants off and slap me on my ass
and call me retarded if I'm retarded, but bro, I feel like every person in this game
should have unlimited ammo.
Yeah, I ran out of bullets.
What the fuck?
Alright, I'm gonna hold down for the file.
Yeah, you're about to hold them real good, yeah.
Is winning a good play here, guys?
Oh yeah.
What in you better fucking say this, I swear to God.
I know, I'm not a rumor-dunner, I'm not a rumor-dunner.
I'm not a roamer.
Your dog should aim is why you ran out.
Dumb fuck, why are you playing when you play Ceg?
You need to think about the enemy's next move.
Stop being predictable and use your brain.
Secure the bomb.
And why are you guys retweeting that?
That's not like, bro, what?
That's not fun.
Why are you guys retweeting that?
That's not a retweetable thing.
I'm ready to activate.
Keep us straight, Stu.
Deploy barrier.
Deploy jammer.
the
they have a bravo
can i get shot from here or not
They got main lobby candler probably going to push that main lobby.
I hear it outside the stairs.
What?
Bro, gridlock is 1HP1.
Like, literally 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
Switch is not, Switch is not going to let you.
Quit his one, quit his one.
They're in the hot wind, they're trying to get us to the walls.
Activate enchantment.
I'm reloading!
But this game is so like
15 seconds left.
No!
All friends, we're aloofing you, it's your failure.
Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. First of all, we should ban. Um, I have no fucking idea.
Oh, don't copy. Yeah. And then we go downstairs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
We should try at least downstairs. No
We should honestly go to have rammed that they're gonna do the multi-shot again
Yeah, but they can just do multi shot
They can just do multi-shot mix it up with a ram to a fuck. There's just go exit. I go to echo. That goes on penis, man
Yeah, my A is true, I go for a kill.
My god, bro.
Mota, can you fly me out?
I have a fat ass.
Bro, I'm already flying out Kiera this month, bro.
I can't.
I'm only doing, bro.
If I'm gonna be shameless, I can only be shameless one time a month, bro, that's it.
You guys know I already booked their flight, right?
She arrives in three days.
or you're gonna write off the flight tickets as a business expense secure the
bomb
all right guys everybody anchor site
We should probably have somebody play blue, uh, probably get something to do with it.
Jack, can I use my armor? Are we on that or no?
I'm going for a shot.
There's a needle, kiddie.
Puttin' a shell in place.
Uh, be aware of Vankatch using fact-operating force.
Can they drop this elevator or not?
Can they drop this elevator or not?
Well I hear it though if they do it.
Where are they pushing from?
Hatches, hatches.
I'm going to bank hatch or in the other hatch?
Yeah just stay away from the hatches.
Are they onsite?
I don't know, I don't see him.
good luck you pain
good luck you pain
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
Hey, Mooda. Just wanted to say your streams make my day every day.
You are fun to watch and love your energy and determination.
Your nose is perfectly sized. Sorry for $3.
That's all I've got at much-loved information.
Don't ever like era into the Twin Towers if you don't I'm refunding my son like
Like what was that donation? Are you serious the fuck?
All right
Let's see here. Oh, they banned they didn't ban Aruni chat so we can still play Aruni. Should we play Fenir?
I don't know if we should play Fenir Fenir unless I don't die. Aruni if I'm just gonna take ego fights
I have a idea. I'm gonna try to hold down the office area. Maybe get a castle.
Should we get a castle? Oh
my god. Of course Arity.
Dude that honestly good search. Good shit.
I don't know if I'd like this keyboard bro, but I don't want to buy
How tall is everyone chat how tall is everyone five two and a half
Okay popcorn you're not six foot Zed you're not 511 still man you're not six
two like you guys are just not that tall bro Zed actually you know 511 is
actually believable. On the other hand popcorn you're 17 years old bro you're
They're not 6' at 17
They're closing in
changing marks
ok here's somebody top light uh uh skylight
they have to grab carrier
waaayy
I think that floor is his top light skylight.
I can't even beat that. No counter.
I
Why my camera
I threw, check it I throw be honest bro.
Why would you peek that?
I know bro I know
I don't know why I'd beat that I don't know I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I
Don't know why
What up for me?
Yo, we're gonna win this fucking game.
Y'all hear me?
Come back city.
Let's come back city.
Population us.
Come back city.
Population us.
Let's win this fucking game.
So we're gonna win this shit.
Y'all understand me?
Yo, yo, yo.
Do y'all understand me?
We're gonna win this fucking game.
Dude, literally all we have to do is kill that fucking diamond.
diamond that's the only that's it we got a killer diamond and we need to make
sure we clear pedophile every time because you can be in there yeah
I'm not gonna know that I can't go I don't know what are you I know what I feel
like we should be acting like we're playing get a nice duck right now
same setup same set up just run the same fucking thing yo high-fives are
High-vives, high-vives. Change the title, high-vives.
Also, high-vives, make sure to set up a couple of the equations on the dialysis, please. Thank you.
Don't put the gates in sight. Is that bad?
I said you're not Jinxie, by the way.
Nice little two days off from the gym, but to go back, some legs.
It's a leg day today chat.
It's a leg day today chat.
I'm already like bro I'm not alive bro like I don't know can I just be honest for a second
like I'm ovulating right now and every time Kira sends a message bro I just get ripped
up from the whole line just fucking f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king f**king
They'll castle off those two windows again.
Yo, where do I, where do I, where do I, where do I, where do I put my Arunis?
Chat, where do I put my Arunis?
Op4 has yet to locate a bomb.
Op4 has located a bomb.
And your balls?
I'm serious, where do I put my Arunis?
I think they're going to push me inside.
It's a good angle. No, no, they can't push you. I got you
It's a good angle at all behind you
What do you mean like their stairs? No, I just heard an ash charge
He's no go looking for the bullet them come to us, you know, we're defending
right now the only break that so they can't break it later
What's going on in the fire pit?
Good luck, Dad.
That's good aim.
That's good aim.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Like what does that mean?
I think Skylar
Like why the fuck but one second I have this fucking grim character that shoots fucking beehives at you
Is that where the fuck are hive mind the name hive mind came from? Can someone tell me what the fuck?
What happened?
How am I being spotted?
Like what?
pushing coming in hallway yo oh my god no way we're gonna throw stop
All mighty Mors, I'm gonna suck your dick to you and your Mors, bro, let's go.
Uh...
I don't know if that was good.
But alright. Alright, uuuhhhhhh.
Cheddar's grim good? Like what the fuck is that shit?
For this fucking keyboard, like, fucking...
at joe bort messaged me and said uh would you want to potentially be in a geogessor
twitch rivals
they're downstairs do we want to do the monkey push again yes yes yes yes
knock it alive check Jason's stream check Jason's stream Jason the lean
oh it worked it worked it worked thank you thank you
What were you playing?
I'm marching, I'm marching.
No fuck, we need to defend myself.
High mood, I love your streams.
I've been wanting to get into shape recently.
Can you please be in your nose, routine?
Let's proceed slowly.
So you think me and Jixie actually rest of your chat like be honest
And I'm saying me and jixie because yes, I was a part of that stream
Okay, it was me too. That was me
That was us
So now holding sugar
Whoa, what is that lag? Am I getting D lost?
What the fuck?
When you go to plant, I'm gonna double flash. They can't do shit though.
Yo, I'm gonna time my dopamine with your flashes.
We'll get bomb done. It's impossible we don't.
Alright, can we get this wall blown up or not?
No we don't have it. I'm gonna smoke off Rotate after he wasted his last smoke. I'm gonna smoke off the Rotate and smoke off the main door.
I still have snowshoes, too.
I'm down, but y'all are good. Now all you have to do is hold the point.
Bro, this guy has to be cheating.
Another one.
Nice try. I said we needed a thermite.
Chat, we did. I just saw him. I saw what he was doing, Chat. Look again?
Oh! Hey! Okay! Okay!
I'll fuck with the bikinis.
I need to go a little bit of that, you know,
wait, she did it alone. Jesus.
Oh, man, down play trap ops.
We'll just try to fucking bunger this shit down.
Get a smoke, get a thorn, get a fucking maybe a Lucy.
I still don't think though anyone in the world will be able to pull it off as funnier than
me and Jinxie, but maybe that's just L ego talking bro.
Maybe that's just L ego talking, but bro, I think me and Jinxie stream, I don't know
if it's ego, I hope not.
Me and Jixi made that shit too funny bro
Bobbie with the Valorant tournament chat he got pushed, he got pushed till next week
I think I'm gonna lure Chris on shit, I know that ass, you know?
V5, op4 has found a bomb.
Op4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.
There we are, there we hatch, we pop hatch.
I'm gonna get him.
Razer, last set.
I'll be coming tunnel yet, not sure where to head this from.
There's a shield in open area, I can hear it.
Yeah, I'm off here.
I'm on this funny map and patched.
Yo yo, tunnel tunnel tunnel tunnel.
There's two in-server right now.
I think there's one going to be coming down white.
I'm going to deploy to the people of the world for you.
Wait on the ARB.
Hey!
We've got the wall.
Reloading!
We've got the wall.
reload it!
you got the wall
don't shoot
Wait! I thought I killed him!
I thought you did too.
What?
I thought I killed him!
Oh, I thought I killed him!
Oh my god, I thought I fucking killed him, bro.
Everyone's saying, check Jason's stream.
I'm sorry.
I'm stuttering.
I'm a little nervous.
It clears 99.9% of the bacteria.
So yeah, I drank my liqueur.
And honestly, it didn't taste that bad.
Yeah, when it comes out, it's sterile.
So for the first like five, 10 minutes, it's fine to drink.
Wait, how do you know that?
I have a health science degree.
You are so cool.
I'm a bachelors in health science. I used to be a nurse.
Just an internet cat girl.
Honestly, I would rather be an internet cat girl than a nurse or whatever.
Why is he doing this fake ass voice?
It's just fun. Both have their pros.
I like the emotes. Why is he forcing his voice?
I'm so fucking mad bro we could have won that fucking game yeah now jixie and you were
just different oh my god bro we should have won that fucking game I thought I downed
him bro i thought i downed him okay yo what is what is this bro what is jason doing with
my girl dude i'm excited
and she's freaking she's freaking but i'm freaking hey listen hey everybody's into
I don't think shame I don't do any of that. Honestly, I love that for you and honestly you're right Chad not my girl
But anymore I will be on you if you if you need me to
No, bro, what I don't even know what he's saying bro. Yeah, our girls are girls
We have to follow the rules, we have to play one game before no one else is dead.
We have to drop 130 pence.
Fin B with the 2-1, I love you, God bless you, bro.
Come on, baby.
Dude, I can't believe we lost that fucking game, I'm so fucking mad, bro.
Ugh.
You know what we should do, chat?
So our girls are further streets
We lost my shit, bro, we lost our girls man we lost our girls, bro
It's community ball, bro. It's community ball
It's all good, bro, it's all good
What is slope game?
Oh my god.
Bro chat, I can't wait for the day that me and Jixie, like I don't know if I'm just a gooner bro, but I can't wait for us to get into a call me and Jixie chat
and we do a VR chat.
bro i seriously from the bottom of my heart we need to get we need to do that
bro i need to tell him to buy a vr bro yo jinxie buy a vr we need to go all in
how do i get this up locked locked
I
Like you end up choking every time bro just lock it and stop like stop selling stop selling have mine stop selling
Muda I just saw the video which you posted I want to say I thought I'd check in to tell you your hooter is ginormous
What I'm gonna have us actually cooking hold up hold up high back
Have I to actually cooking bro?
I
Mean chat like just get mad at high-fives
Chad just get mad at high-fives bro. Just get mad at high-fives
Bro girls are for the show one game of CS and then I'm not I am not getting any desk
I don't trust any y'all. I don't trust any of y'all with that shit. All right. I don't trust any of my mods
I don't trust any of my mods with fucking that shit, bro. I don't trust any of my mom's bro
We're doing a 20 v2. Oh my god
Bunny this is why you're my mommy a
Buddy this is why you're my mommy buddy buddy. This is why you're my mommy buddy buddy
I always say as listen there's other girls in the world
a case occur that are cheating on you know Jixie
But buddy, this is why you're my mommy and this is why you know, this is why you're such a good girl
Jenny's a good girl
All right
I'll see you on the 20 v2 babe
Um, um, um, uh, you know what bro?
Let me just call, let me just call, let me call my ball.
real quick let me call my ball let me call my ball real quick let me call my
ball real quick
you call my ball real quick hello you're fucking core okay first of all I
don't even know these girls okay you just called her your mommy I'm just
following and I'm in character I'm in character right now I'm in character I'm
in character right now Kara I'm in character anyway anyway Kara so um like
actually all jokes aside you know my stream to the side would you actually
fly or are you just showing me I mean like obviously all paid for and
everything. Yeah I do actually yeah okay and but listen I need you to sign an
NDA. Oh yeah. Are you okay with signing an NDA? Yeah. Alright Kara I will be
calling you off-stream on my life I will be alright. Okay. Alright Kara make sure
you have an amazing day right and make sure it's under control too I don't
I don't know if you sent it.
Yeah.
Oh I sent it to Fulav.
Oh okay, Fulav.
Alright I'll call Fulav later tonight and I'll get that for you.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright anyway, take care of yourself.
Thank you, you too.
Alright, take care.
Have a good night.
I would fly in a heartbeat.
Anyway, chat, do we end on a loss or should we queue one more and end on a dub?
Yay, nay, or gay?
Yay, nay, or gay, chat, do we end on a dub or do we end on a loss?
Yay, nay, or gay?
Oh, chat, yay, nay, or gay.
Do we end on a win or do we end on a loss?
Play Valorantz?
Kira, I just did like six hours on VALORANT!
Like what-
What is this?
What's Flappy Plain? This sounds cool. What's Flappy Plain?
Oh my...
Bro...
Like what the fuck?!
What is this?!
ROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
IS THIS T.O.S?
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAAAAAT?
Who made that game, bro? Who made that game?
I'm serious, we made that game.
I'm serious, we made that game, bro.
I'm so deadass, I'm not even trolling.
We made that game, bro.
We made that game, bro.
We made that game.
Alright chat, are we ending on a dub or are we ending on a loss?
Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
What time is it right now?
It's currently eight o'clock.
Okay, uh, yo, Kira, bro, I swear to God, I would love to play Valorant,
But I don't know if you know, but we literally lost like 30 games today.
I'm not playing Valorant today. All right, we lost 30 games today.
All right. 30. 30 games today. 30.
Like, I don't understand.
Get the silver for.
What's it now?
All right, that's been one game silver for.
Let's get a silver for finish.
What?
Yeah, how do I check like mods, what's the, what mods, what's the command, where if I,
mods, what's the command, where I press the thing and it shows up like the games.
Oh, here it is.
Rainbow Six each one hour, Valorant three hours and four and nine minutes, Rockleague
one hour, just chatting one hour, damn, we don't even play Valorant that much.
Honestly, is that a good thing or a bad thing though, chat?
Like, bro, Valorant for eight hours every single day is kind of heavily mental intact,
I'm not alive. I don't like streaming if I have to stream valid for eight hours, bro
You know, I feel like I'm a more of a you know, I feel like I'm a cock, you know
Like I feel like I do many things. I'm a jack of all traits chat. I'm like, I'm a jack of all traits
You know chat. I'm not just like you know, I'm not just one, you know, you know, I'm saying
You know, I'm a cock. I could do more things than just valid, you know
Yeah, that's what I'm we're getting later. All right. Anyway chat. Can we spam gesture?
Can we spam the gesture chair, please? Can we please spam the gesture chair?
Thank y'all very much, I appreciate that, that means a lot to me chat, thank y'all, thank
y'all, thank y'all, that means a lot to me.
Appreciate y'all.
Muda, can I crack book?
Can I since you don't want- No, Kira, you're the farthest thing from a cuck, I promise
Kira, bro, Kira baby, yeah, my heart, bro, don't even try it, but honestly, I think
I'm reading too much of your messages right now, my mods are gonna get mad that I'm
reading your messages too much, so I'm not gonna lie, you're on message timeout
for 30 minutes.
Kira, I swear on my life, I will call you off the stream,
all right?
I'm going to get that NDA sent to you, and yeah,
we'll take care of you.
All right?
We'll take care of you.
I'm like, fuck a clip for him, bro.
And we're going to get that NDA sent, please,
because I'm scared, bro.
Alright, I don't want to...
Dude, I don't want what happened.
I don't want to ever chat.
You guys know I don't talk to girls unless they sign NDAs.
You know that, right? Like, well, I'm not trolling.
Like, well, I'm not trolling.
I don't talk to girls unless it's NDAs.
I never want a J1 story to come out. Ever.
Ever. Like, ever.
Like, I'm scared of that, bro. I never want that to happen.
Like, I'm like...
Like...
Bro, J1 would have been a billionaire and a millionaire.
millionaire you know if it just wasn't for that fucking girl bro that fucking
bitch and I'm sorry I don't call girls bitches but I never do all right but
that girl's a bitch bro fuck that girl bro she ruined his career over fucking
nothing bro and then shit this is me off bro so yeah bro hey anyway NDA bro
you don't talk to girls brah no divine listen in the span of six months I
I think you've failed seven different talking stages.
Apparently on the word of the street,
you're talking to a guy right now,
and I'm not gonna expose too much on the stream,
but I know everything, all right?
Trust me.
Second of all, how many fucking failed talking stages
have you been through, all right?
The last eight months.
No, I'm not gonna say too much.
I'm not gonna say too much.
So what's his name I don't know
Are you silly bro, we're not gonna get off today. Have you ever been in a talking stage before no
If not, bro, I've thought I should add a girlfriend of three years or two years I had a girlfriend of two years before I broke up with her to focus on streaming
You know
that counts
I mean chat y'all saw y'all saw how chopped I was back in the day
Yo, can somebody pull up? Why are you guys saying fake story?
Huh? Why are you guys saying fake story? That's not fun and left her for streaming. I mean, yeah, my streaming pays my bills
It's my it's my
It's my life. It's my love
Chat would you guys rather be in the which out would you guys rather pursue your career and take it to the end of the world like?
And put all in or would you rather have like a girlfriend?
Or would you rather have both?
You could you could be both to but I'm not at multitasking so y'all can we stop pulling up my high school fucking picture?
Like it's not funny
It's not funny. I was in grade 9 here. Like it's not funny, bro. Can you stop that shit?
Like, bro
Muda, you're the real lesbian. Like I'm not a lesbian!
I'm on the right.
They don't have C4.
Yo, by the way. Yo, by the way, I'm so serious. I might have to-
Yo, why is the mind fucking so much fucking shit right now?
I should fucking criss.
Yo, Yo Yo Yo, first of all, how are you?
Yeah, I can't hear you.
First of all, how are you?
Uh...
Yeah, hello?
First of all, I wanted to say, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Moody, oh my god.
Stop like you just woke up.
When we won V1-ing.
Oh, I did.
You didn't? No, it's all good. Happy night.
Good night.
Okay.
I didn't know what I was saying. Anyway, why are you talking so much shit in my chat right now?
I'm not.
Oh, really? Let me pull up your log.
Are you good? Hello?
What's your log? What's your username?
You don't even know my username.
It's D-U. Yeah, there it is.
Have you ever been in a talking stage before mask? Yeah, can you wait? Can you answer that question?
Do you know what it means where a man is a trick mood? That's what you are. You don't talk to girls period
What do you mean you're not talking shit?
That's all you're doing
Am I wrong though? Yes, you are wrong
How many girls have you talked to?
Like two
Really? Yes in my whole life. I'm not a whore. I don't go around talking to random girls
What about y'all she's not a whore. She's my girlfriend. Oh
Yeah, you don't know what
Really you guys progress that fast yeah
You know what she told me what did she tell you?
No, I'm blocking you Kara Kara. I'm blocking you on God. I'm blocking you all my life. I'm everything. I love I'm blocking you Kara
block
Block contact
Block right on that I'm out of you
Okay, mom. Can we please make here, please?
Once we please bank here
Y'all bank here for an hour two hours actually actually for the whole day matter of fact
Thorns and Tellers
Chad you'll ever find a girlfriend, bro
Chad you'll ever think I'll ever in my life find a girlfriend be honest
The vibe here go the ball
The warrant on three things.
Let's lock it let's lock it let's lock it but they are their basement, right?
No
close right close right close right close right warden close right
Furnier close right here. Let's try it
Solid snake is the most BS off ever. I know that's just that's kind of wack little key
You know which I as a guy who's been playing Rainbow six siege every single day for the last six years of my life
I feel like solid snake should be taken out of the game genuinely
Genuinely, genuinely, I feel like Snake should be taken out of the game shop.
Get calm, Sherr Burger.
You know?
Muda, they should low key add Muda to Rainbow Six Siege where his ability is to sniff out his prey.
My camera broke!
BOOOOOOOP!
My fucking camera!
So, what's everyone's keyboard?
I
Boke my keyboard the other day, and I don't have a new keyboard
Unlike some shitty Dell keyboard what keyboard do you guys use that you guys could help me with?
There's no way you're being dead as my keyboard broke what I'm serious
Even the old keyboard from like those
Yeah, like the yeah exactly like the super old ones well
Well, it's the only one I had and I didn't want to not play today.
Five seconds to go.
That's all I'm using.
You're still on that?
Really?
Yep.
The mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
Does anyone know where they are?
I do not see it.
How do we play?
By the bomb.
Loki at flow state right now, that ass!
Nice, Master Jack!
Hey, appreciate you Brody, appreciate you.
You guys wouldn't know why I named myself Master Jack, right?
No.
Because of a Master at Jack and my shit off.
There's no comment to that, I guess.
I definitely believe that.
Yo, I didn't think I'd piss, bro, like, fuck.
I didn't think I'd piss so bad, bro.
I've been holding my piss in for so long.
Yo, I need to eat some food after this game, chat.
I'm not going to lie.
Yo chat, should I pee? Yo chat.
Chat, should I go to the gym? Yo chat.
Yo, I'm still in that video.
Mwah.
Holy shit, you're so chopped.
End the stream, please.
What is wrong with you?
Get this guy off my fucking screen
No, I don't know why Chad, but I'm gonna tell you something for a real fucking reason build the second it hits eight hours
I'm not me anymore spirit takes over my body. It's not even me anymore
And I hate I was I had to enter fucking fluosia of the concept versatility
Oh, what's your mission? It's like gonna hit a second. I hit eight hours. It's no longer me anymore, bro
You're not seeing me anymore. It's a complete different type of guy
You know what I'm saying, but let's put it's fucking crazy because I'm not even me anyone fucking spirit to get over my body
10 seconds left.
5 seconds left.
Oh, sometimes I gotta go see an alien.
I got a feeling that I've never, ever, ever had before.
You're way better than Jixi.
Nice banana
I don't know why I didn't give a G.
Was that racist?
I didn't mean to.
I swear to God.
I'm overstingulated right now, bro.
What is that fucking black beard and blitz?
mixed together? Yo, since when did they give Blitz this shitty ass fucking update, bro?
Skylight on three thing.
One's hanging off fucking window.
Are they on site? Where are you guys dying? Where are you guys dying?
He's hanging off the window outside the all those fucking rails
of
the
fact that all of
the
I am not silver. I have a fuse to believe I'm silver. I am not silver. Now everyone suck my fucking titties right fucking now. Suck on them right now. I want to see some lickas in the chat. I want to see lickas in the chat right now. Licka, licka, licka, licka.
Get dorky the fuck out of here.
Yes sir.
Www are they divorced?
Sorry, I don't train like pepperonis like what?
Holy shit, I need to think of piss so bad yo do y'all give me permission to take a piss probably holding this shit in for too long, bro
Bro we need you better run
You're carrying me bro keep it up
Protect the bombs
down to 10 seconds
hey we need somebody to make rotates
5 seconds insertion
bomb locations are secure
smoke, do you see what I got?
perhaps
activating camera
of
I'll be back!
Holy shit, that piss was fucking crazy.
YAAAAAAAHHH!
I
Wasn't a room on to pay on to pay wait, why does it kick you if you're afk chat? Why does it kick you if you're afk?
Why does it kick you if you're AFK?
Because it's not Valorant.
Yeomuda just wanna say you fucking suck at that six and Valorant, but you are fun to
watch, man.
Keep up the good work.
This year is your year, man.
I know it.
Hey, dude, stop.
Once the battle hatches, dude.
Sha, is it my year?
Sha, is this year my year, Sha?
Sha, is this year my year, Sha?
You're my ear, Chad. Be honest, bro.
It's- AHHHHH!
Dead ones are stopped.
One out four remaining.
You have D.P. just play off of it.
He's in place.
Muda, can you have some allegations against you so I can defend you on Twitter? It's getting boring, bro.
What the fuck?
I mean, bro, chat. And it is the longest...
Nice to see you guys. It's been nice playing with you.
Make sure to jack your shit off tonight. My name is Matthew Jack.
I'll see you all tomorrow. Take care of yourself.
easy bro easy easy easy all right chat I'm a caller right there all right chat
dude there's so much shit gonna happen this week I actually don't even know where
my head is at you know what should we do tomorrow should we continue all right
obviously you guys said you guys let the R6 series so we're gonna keep the R6
series hopefully soon I'm pretty sure soon man and when I mean soon I mean
soon um this week's gonna be a good week I won't lie less Val Morr 6 dude the
fuck no bro I'm already washed in Valorant chat like I actually need to
step by I need to step my shit up bro because this is bad bro I need to step
my shit up because this is bad alright it's getting bad um but yeah um can you
play siege with pro players please I I'm honestly trying I'm gonna hit up as much
uh chat tell me who to hit up right now hit them up right now chest tell me
what
riot games completely formal review of Eva flores at Eugene in accordance with
the standards outlining the East was a global code of conduct all concerns
later to the global clodoclonal toxicity review. This is personal matter and no sufficient
evidence was found to determine that a violation to the fire code occurred. In conclusion, no
competitive capabilities will be issued to Ava. Huh. But Sinatra gets banned. I mean
What's all good though?
What do you mean place? Oh god, this is like the worst thing to ever
What do you mean?
This is gotta be the most like
This has got to be the most difficult position as a streamer I would all I mean for Jinxie for Jinxie for Jinxie not
I mean obviously not me but for Jinxie
Does he just ult up for here like I think he just has to ult up for here if you're as big as Jinxie
I'm with Palestine. I'm trying to move there. So I don't gotta pay rent
That's W
That's W. Hey, man. Hey, I told y'all I had a good feeling with Jinxie. Hey, can I told y'all China?
I told y'all I had a good feeling with Jinxie. All right. Anyway, chat
It's I'm gonna end my stream yo before I end my stream no chat. Tell me who will do my message for tomorrow
To hit them up chat. Who do I hit up? All right? We already have Bolo soon
We have spoits you and yo when are
Discard yo, when are you free to?
Coach slash play ranked
come down
Whenever
Richie yo, yo you trying to get
You trying to do yo you trying to do another rainbow six siege
See which play to push a mark.
Alright, and then Bolo said maybe Wednesday to Thursday.
I can do when I wait.
Mingo is a good chat.
Is Mingo good?
Is Mingo like a good pro to play ranked with chat?
Yes or no?
All right, let me message Mingo.
What's Mingo's Twitter?
Does anyone know Mingo R6?
What's Mingo's thing?
Does anyone know?
MingoJace.
Got it.
Perfect.
Thank you.
Wait.
Is this it?
Is this it right here?
Is Mingo like new or something?
Why does he only have 12k followers?
All right, let me message him.
Yo, you down to coach me slash play seed rank for a segment?
Who else chat?
Yo, Skittles?
Skittles are no chat.
Skittles are no.
What skittles are does anyone know what skittles is our thing is?
All right, thank you, such a good boy for life seriously, such a good boy, yo, kiddos,
you down to run some comp games and coach me for the seven.
All right, I have Richie, Spoite, Bolo, Skittles, and Mingo so far.
Uzi, is Uzi good?
Chad is Uzi good?
He's very good.
How do you spell Uzi's thing?
Uzi R6?
Yo, Uzi, are you down to play some ranked games?
And maybe coach?
I should have done it before this.
Alright chat, I'm gonna get off. Alright bro, listen.
Big things this week bro. Let me tell y'all what to expect this week. Alright chat.
47 roamers with these 7 mods. I love you.
Chalelytay, ahh! Leaked, leaked, leaked. Leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked.
A Montaur, a Montaur, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked, leaked.
Segments, segments this week.
Alright chat, let me tell y'all something real quick. Alright?
So we have Thursday Wednesday
Bo low comp games slash coaching Thursday
20 v2 e pal a e date on VR chat with Jinxie
Saturday
Saturday
Saturday, Valorant's turny, and then, I don't know, maybe like Friday Joe win every game
in a row without losing and not in the stream.
That is the tweak 1v1.
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