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๐ฅ REACTS -> TRYING TO WIN A VAL GAME WITHOUT BUYING A GUN -> SOLO TO RADIANT -> TRYING TO LEARN SIEGE DAY 4 ๐ฅ
03-31-2026 ยท 8h 04m
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I thought you'd never ask.
I understand your body wants it.
I know you're far, all you've got about it
You're a big girl, and it's yours
And I'ma let you do it, how you
I'm gonna light it, light it
I know you know I know you wanna be with me
You'll be shining, I'll surprise you
I got you there
Oh, I got it better
With your Louis Vuitton
Sorry
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Sorry dude
Sorry dude, sorry dude, sorry dude, sorry.
Alright.
Chat! You already know what time it is, bro.
You already know what time it is, you already know what time it is, you already know what time it is, bro.
We do shit every single day. I don't even need to say a shit again, bro.
Don't make me piss me off, right? Don't piss me off.
Y'all already know when, alright? You already know what to do.
You already know what to do, yo! Get the numbers out already, bro!
Yo, get your keyboard out ready!
I don't care if it's on an iPhone or if it's on a iPad.
I don't give a fuck if it's on a laptop. I don't give a fuck.
Muda, you'll never guess who I'm modding for. Everyone stop.
Who are you modding for, Mountain Girl? We go.
you
you
you
you
you
So sharp, I cut myself and blood came out of my finger, that's the first time that's
ever happened.
Yeah bro, I cut myself.
So weird bro, what the fuck.
All right, anyway chat, listen, all right.
All right, all right, all right, all right, honestly,
all right, all right, all right, all right.
Anyway, yo, it's so fucking hot, bro.
I'm starting to get, and stream please, I'm busy.
Like, are you retarded, bro?
Like, bro, anyway.
Oh, geez, my fingers are bleeding a lot.
All right chat, oh, let's say one sec.
One sec, first of all, first of all,
first of all, do we rate the short hair?
Yes or no?
I cut it very short, but I kept the sides,
you know what I'm saying?
Hey, let me know chat.
Do y'all like when my hair's super long?
Or do y'all like when it's short?
Keep it a buck with me.
Keep it a buck with me.
Hey, if you're a girl in the chat
and you wanna fuck me, type one.
All right, anyway.
All right, enough about me, chat.
Enough about me, bro, enough about me.
I'm a boy, but I want to fuck you. Is that okay?
You look like a juvenile little dick you with that haircut
Listen
Hoshroom with the 2, get there I love you, Hater with the 5, get there I love you, Melba with the tier 1, get there I love you so much
Yator with the prom, I love you, God bless all of you bro, thank y'all so much
Alright, chat, get ready, ready?
Drop a 1 in the chat if you slept good last night
Drop a 2 in the chat if you slept like shit last night
Type 3 in the chat if you are on a all nighter
4 in the chat if you woke up brick this fuck
5 in the chat if you woke up ovulating on your period or wet today.
6 in the chat if your dick is big, 7 in the chat if your dick is small, 8 in the chat if your ass is fat.
8, 9 in the chat if you miss your ex, 10 in the chat if it's fuck my ex.
11 in the chat if it's fuck school, 12 in the chat if it's fuck work.
and 13 in the motherfucking shot if today is gonna be a good day
13 in this fucking shot if today is gonna be a good day
She say do you love me? I tell her only partly I only love my bed and my mom I'm sorry
50 dog I even got it at it on me a one
And you know me
To the old three dog, but I'm 40 Ali Debbie. No me
All right chat
First things first we just need to do a recap right first things first we need to do a recap, bro
Segments this week to expect. Alright segments this week to expect. Wednesday
Okay, alright ready won't tell me pull my chat. Alright ready alright
Yo this week might be the craziest week of my life. I'm not even gonna shut the fuck up and do reacts
Frank say goodbye to your VIP pussy
All right anyway, so Wednesday what we have all right we have Bolo all right we have Bolo
All right, uh, this is on Wednesday. This is tomorrow chat
I will be playing with the goat Bolo on Rainbow Six Siege chat
I grew up watching Bolo when I was a little kid on the Xbox
I always wanted to be as good as him. Hey said tomorrow's the day we get to play with fucking Bolo, bro
All right, Bolo's Thursday a
20 v2 e-date on VR chat with Jinxie. All right, Brody. All right, Broda G
then
Saturday
Valorant turning me with Jinxie. All right
Fire fire fire fire fire. You know, I'm saying chat something like Friday. This is a question mark
I don't know. This is confirmed yet
Joe hasn't got back to me yet. All right. He hasn't got back to me yet
Sunday
Spoit coaches me and we do 2v2 every rank with sport chat cinema not cinema
Yay, nay, or gay
Yay, nay, or gay this week chat yay, nay, or gay for this week
Keep it a book me chat keep it a book me yay, nay, or gay. All right now now
everyone in this chat talk to me bro if you could be a any animal and needs in
the entire world what animal would y'all be if y'all could be any animal in the
entire animal kingdom what would y'all be I'm gonna go first chat I'm gonna go
first I'm gonna go force I want to be a horse okay but about job bro I want to
You're already a horse silly boy.
You want someone to ride you.
Smoke breaks with the Prime.
Muda, are you sure you don't want to be an elephant with a trunk like that on your nose?
Yeah. My bad end!
Alright, let's open up Reacts and check out what y'all set today for Reacts.
Let's see what y'all set for me.
Let's see what y'all set for me.
Alright.
Oh god, Reacts is gonna be fucked today.
Reacts is going to be fucked today.
Oh, does anyone know where we were at yesterday chat?
Does anyone know? Okay.
I remember that scene now yesterday and I think that's where we stopped to be honest, right?
Okay, Jesus
AHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god, the fucking creeper on the bottom of the screen!
That's my teleporter, Kevin.
You came one with fucking the spectator menu.
What the fuck are you even saying?
You ever with you was a desk I do?
Mount Gurley, bro. Are you retarded?
What are you even saying? Is this even fucking English?
I don't even fucking know, bro.
Oh
We watched some of this we watched some of it
I
Jixi messaged me yesterday. He said yeah, and he said that he said that he
Jesus
Shut the fuck up shut up shut up. Hey shut the fuck up. She's not funny around here, bro
She's not funny about her cup. So, let's turn the cats up.
Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, my God!
Can you say, box, can you meow for me?
You wanna be a good kitty? Meow.
Meow.
Aww, such a good boy. Yeah, just keep me waiting.
Meow.
Oh, he's a good kitty.
Fuck, bro.
Index fingers in place, and cut with-
Yeah, what is this, bro?
Lower the hammer depth.
And we're cutting.
I got that cucumber? Good.
Got it?
Rest the right wrist.
Ah, no, I'm not going to get it.
What? Yo, what the fuck?
yo are we just gonna are we just gonna what the fuck yeah bro yeah you're not
slick bro you're not slick bro you're not slick
Muda you came a long way we love you gangie and there's lots to come hey
dude stop man bro come on don't stop dude
I was driving yesterday, not yesterday, literally today. I was driving today to get to to to to to
Flow domain everyone in my chat will forget. I just stuttered
They will act like it didn't even happen and instead they're gonna say I look good today
Well
W it worked. Thank God. It worked. It barely worked, but it still worked. You look weird
Muda fuck me with your big
Yeah, I'm chatting about chat. Listen, I
I
As I was driving today, you know, I realized that I've only been streaming for two years and
One year ago. I got my m3 comp my like my dream car last year one year into streaming
Is that normal bro? Is that normal effects no more chat right one year into streaming?
I mean a dude. I don't like I don't like to go listen child
I don't like to you know, Sam. I don't like so, you know, I'm very humble. I'm very down to earth, bro
I don't like to I don't know. I don't even have my view count on you know
I don't have my view count on I really have everything off. I just streamed. That's pretty much it
I just stream I stream because I like you guys
I
Stop stop what the fuck
I
Back in the garage streams era dude if y'all know y'all know bro chat bro listen man me my dad never got along
Like ever
And I'm just telling y'all this just so like you don't feel alone, bro
Whoever here doesn't get along with family, bro. It's a normal man at the end of the day, but you gotta still love them
No, they are still your family
They are through your family members
But yeah, bro me my dad my me my dad don't get along
But uh, hey, bro, I was in my brother's garage streaming eight to ten hours every day
You know because I had nowhere else to go, bro
And we you know I'm saying bro no days off. I still stream to my brother's garage
You know I'm saying bro. Hey, bro. W grind, bro. W. Ibs, bro. W is
I'm right here.
Where is he gone?
Bro, this guy is stupid.
Oh my god, he's so-
Thank god.
Yeah, I knew something was up.
So I don't know why you guys are setting this.
Like, do I look like a villager with a fucking cock penis nose hanging off my face?
Huh? Do I?
You know, does it look like I have a cock coming off my face?
One to one. Kinda, yes. Your nose is worse. Exactly. Um, like I guess. Muda Shreem on
on YouTube. Hey Siri, FaceTime Melvin Editor.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin Editor.
I'm live, I'm live.
Don't say any of the F words, the N words, the B words,
the C words, the K words, the A words, the L words.
Chill out, I'm live.
Relax, I'm live.
Anyway, uh, uh, so my chat is saying I'm not live on YouTube
You know what I like that out of you, I like you're smart bro, you're smart you're smart, you know
Well
Crazy.
Absolutely insane, bro.
These guys just rips it every day at this point.
I mean, what do you guys want me to do?
You know, I can't stop them from saying the N word.
Like, I don't know, it's not my fault, bro.
Wait, shoot one.
Wait, shoot one.
Like all of us, like, all of them,
and then we had it.
I
Clean 4k, let me know while your video shit doesn't load up. Oh, there you go
What are you shooting with? What are you shooting with motion blur? Why is it? Why is flip so like
oh my god actually him so the scheme is we're going to go bail out a bunch of
convicts armed robbery aggravated assault wanted dealers these petty crimes
and they just put them in jail to them. Is Togi actually addicted to gambling or is he just a bit he does?
Yes ma with the tier one sub. Ma can y'all pin a message real quick going live on
YouTube after reacts just so we don't get banned because the amount of
I fucking see a lot of shit on here. It's fucking stupid, bro.
I'm gonna go ahead and re-watch this.
I'm gonna go ahead and re-watch this.
And just, uh, maybe I'm not, uh...
Maybe I'm not seeing this correctly. Let me just re-watch this.
What do you have to say about this, Sia? Bro, please. Really? Bro, please, huh?
So, really, huh? So this is what we're doing, really? Sia, this is what we're doing, really, bro? Really?
We're making me into a- we're making me from a shark into a nose and then changing the fucking thing from jaws to Jews and adding a hundred dollar bill.
dollar bill yeah this is crazy bro what the fuck hello my name is mood I'm from a
place far away called juvenile juvenile isn't even a fucking country you dumb
ass it's Lebanon I'm from Lebanon not Jew don't drop that juvenile 11 on
juicer, I'm a juveneese, alien goblin, I come with peace, I swear to God if I press this fucking spoiler and it's some dumb shit, you're getting fucking banned.
Yeah, you're getting banned.
FREAK!
Like, what even is this?!
Gleep, gleep, gloop, gloop.
Really.
Noodle, you fucking asshole.
Like what the fuck chat does this look anything like me or you guys were
tormented does this look anything like me
speaking your language alien boy
Okay, this is crazy, bro.
This is insane, bro.
This is insane.
Shut your mouth, woodpeckerboy.
Is Matthew and I-
One sec.
Like, I just need to mentally prepare myself, because I know some stupid stuff's gonna
happen.
I can't laugh or I'm gonna get canceled.
So I'm literally just gonna chill and give me one second.
All right, go.
My name is Matthew, and I, and I, Stutter.
Hi, my name is Ben Jones.
short for the Ben Jimenez Jones and I stood to that her.
My name is Chris and I stood her.
I think I'm in the wrong group.
My name is...
Eyebrow.
Yo, JC.
Bro, are you in a tunnel?
He's in with his-
Yo!
I mean, I'mma tell Muda, I'mma tell Muda on you, he's gonna whip out his meat, slap
he wasn't shut the f**k up
like bro um i don't know bro i think bunny's a freak bro like bunny's a freak dude uh one to one
inspector gadget all right
where's he not going? you want to help him?
get him with that beer
get him with that beer
what?
get him with that beer
oh
Bro what the fuck?
When I'm rage baiting Muda but he actually crashed out and screamed at me, buh-buh I'm
small and it sk-sk-scared me.
But baby, oh, I got a lot to do, baby, oh, make a stand, make a stand, make a stand.
Bro Frank, you're a whole grown ass dude sending me this, are you dead ass?
Frank, you're a whole grown ass man, no, you're a whole grown ass man.
22 years old.
Matter of fact, no.
Matter of fact, nah bro, matter of fact, nah bro,
matter of fact, I need to call you, bro.
Yo, who the fuck, bro?
What the fuck was that?
It's just my feelings, bro.
Your feelings.
So when you rage made me too hard,
you cry like an anime girl.
Yes.
Um and how old are you 22?
Frank I have something to tell you bro. Yeah, let me know. Are you gay? I
Don't think so
I
Frank put on your life you never goon it's a hentai
No, I did why would I even?
Okay, thank God.
I fucking, okay, yeah.
Mods are retarded.
Oh, small man, fuck.
I cried while making this.
Alright, let's see this, bro.
Oh, small man.
Al Mouda has changed after 18,000 viewers, but you still remember there was a time when
Fuck you and fuck your shitty ass to your one-stop-that-ass
Mouda, what happened to that duo that you promised me?
Well, fuck you and fuck your shitty-ass duo
Oh my god, oh yeah, I'm gonna let this clip go down
Damn, bro
God damn bro. Listen bro. Oh, okay. Okay. I wasn't well. This was the first girl
I wonder how are you you looking really good today BTW? Can you please check this photo of you?
You looks really stunning Jackie. I want to say from the bottom of my heart Jackie
Jackie from the bottom of our thank you so much. It means a lot to me that you that you're calling me good-looking
Let's see this picture you're talking about
Alright, alright
Yeah, Jackie you can go fuck yourself
It's just so shameless, like, like I don't know what y'all want to do, bro.
It was like, you know, I was hungry, you know, I just didn't want to talk, bro.
I was hungry, bro.
Like, I don't know what y'all want me to do, bro.
I was hungry, I wasn't good at talking, bro.
Boulder Jinxie took Muda's ability to walk after Rainbow Six Siege 1v1 with me with no-
Yo
I
Swear more you need to listen and react to ice man when it comes out, bro. Are you crazy?
Chat, I'm telling you bro. Yo, I'm gonna tell y'all right now. I'm gonna tell y'all right now chat
When you guys find out Iceman has been released,
like when y'all find out Iceman.release to the public,
I wanna let y'all know right now that I will brood up my live stream and react to it that second.
Frankly, it's your one gift for me, it's your one gift. I love you.
I will react to the entire album, the second it drops, bro.
The second it drops.
Bing, now I love you.
I can't wait for that album to drop.
Alright, like, alright. Can we all take a break from Muda's shut-ass stream and watch
It's Masterpiece.
Did y'all ever watch Tom and Jerry?
Did y'all ever watch Tom and Jerry chat?
Ranking funniest cat stung by a bee.
So do you guys, what's the point of sending this cat?
I don't understand.
Moo Cat.
Nice.
What is this?
Moo Cat.
Hey Mooda, do you stream on Facebook Marketplace?
Mooda, have you ever been talking about me
like twice in my entire life?
Yo, can you guys stop spamming Moo Cat,
you fucking dumbass?
Muda is a brain rot and I didn't know this is a one-to-one of Muda.
Oh my god, another Frank video.
When I'm talking shit in- okay.
When I'm talking shit in chat for funsies but Muda genuinely gets mad and raises his voice at me and it
it scares me.
Frank, you're gay Frank. I know you're actually gay.
You know what Frank? Let's just see the type of shit you type on a daily basis. Let's just see bro.
You know, let's see. Do I really get mad at you for no reason? Let's see, bro. Let's see. Do I get mad at you for no reason?
Well, let's see
Moomy moomy
Bro, motherfuckers not even thinking gifted anymore. All right, alien alien glorp
Alien. All right
You smart. Okay, idiot. He's a bitch. All right
Muda, you're the method, Muda, you're the method, this is the Muda method, all right.
Okay, let's see, all right, they learned from the Jew himself, are you a sped?
How many are you going to break today?
Muda in another life you would be a fine-ass prostitute the way you're moving right now
I'm not gonna lie
Muda I know you relate to this shit
Yo
Yo, you're so chopped
Ironic.
Ironic. Yeah, she's just so chocked. Look at you. You look like a fucking alien.
You're twenty-twenty-two?
Twenty-one.
Twenty-one. Twenty-two in a few days, actually, er, in like a month and a bit.
And you can't even grow a beard. I don't want to hear it.
I can grow a beard if I want to.
I-I-I was a grown-ass man. And you're Arab. And you can't grow a beard at twenty-two.
Okay, well, you know what? You're twenty-three years old with bandruff. And acne.
Errr...
Any tick rider?
Yeah a bit, no shit
Yeah a good one, you tick weather you tick whether you tick weather you tick weather you tick weather you tick weather you tick weather you take
very you take red you take hard up you tick weather you take
red
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genre
You know the job, I am six-foot on the dot and you can't dominate. I can't crush on as you
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Think์ค moi
was its
Who has a better physique?
Ahahahahaha!
Yo, listen, listen.
What is this clip?
Give me one second.
Let me react to this clip.
Give me one moment.
Give me one moment.
Let me react to this clip.
Let me call you back.
Do you want to have sex tonight, maybe?
What is this clip?
Yeah, I was like, put it in my mouth, noodle.
What is this clip?
Yeah, I was like, uhhhh, put it in my mouth, noodle.
Oh.
Moody be a good boy and let me put it in her mouth.
Chat, my streaming, uh, uh, why does my chair feel like it broke?
My chair feels broken.
Once that, let me just be off this clip a more time.
Yeah, um, let me just, um.
Yo, buddy's a ffff.
Yeah, I was like, uh, put it in my mouth, and you're done.
What the fuck I need it y'all mods no more clips from buddy, bro
I'm gonna get bad from that girl bro. I'm seriously gonna get banned. I'm gonna get banned
I don't want to get banned bro. I don't want to get banned stop stop stop no more TOS
How's it even been that's not it that has been animal mood of this one's better trust me
You just don't know ball cuz
No ball and it's the ugliest person of all time
What am I really that ugly?
Like no, no, no like actually bro. Yo, how do I do like a face? Yo, how do I do like an AI AI rates?
Yo attractiveness there's gotta be like an AI AI
AI, chat, there's gotta be a link where you can,
what is that link, is there a link, is there a link?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need to do it,
I'm doing it, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.
I'm doing it, yo, oh, where can I, yo.
Does this work or do I have to pay for this, though?
Like, do I have to pay for this?
I have to upload a picture, bro,
I don't wanna do that, bro,
I want to just turn on my camera.
Is there a way to just turn on my camera and do it for me?
Well, there was just one link back in the day, but I forgot my...
But I'm telling you, chat, there's a way to do it, no?
FaceIQ Labs.
FaceIQ, here's the link.
The website has been identified to potentially trigger seizures for people with folio, senses, epilepsy, user discretion as advised.
Is this it? Oh my god. Alright, let's see if I'm chopped. Let's see if I'm chopped. Let's see if I'm chopped. Let's actually see if I'm chopped.
So let's talk about your face.
Specifically, we'll be looking at machine learning algorithms that try to judge your face.
By giving access to your camera, you'll be able to experience these algorithms yourself.
But don't worry, everything will run locally in your own browser.
No data is sent to the cloud in any way.
At the end of the experience, you will be able to share some anonymous data with us if you want, but it's totally up to you.
The first algorithm you'll look at is designed to judge the beauty or attractiveness of your face.
It will give you a score between 0 and 10.
Having some idea of how attractive you are can be very valuable.
For example, dating services like Tinder use it to match people who are about equally attractive.
Some social media companies, such as TikTok, are known to promote content from attractive people more.
To make an algorithm like this, you need to train it using tens of thousands of example photos that each already have a beauty score.
Rating all these photos is often done by students at universities.
If you ask Chinese students to give their opinions, their cultural perceptions of beauty will transfer overly to the elderly,
which might lead to unpredictable effects when it's used to judge people from other cultures.
I wanted to show you an example of this, but I couldn't even get the algorithm to detect black people's faces properly.
If you have a low score, it might just be because the judgment of these algorithms is so dependent on how they were trained.
Of course, if you got a really high score, that's just because you are incredibly beautiful.
Next, let's look at an algorithm that's designed to judge your age.
Damn, I don't know!
What's funny, others is that if you move your head around, you'll be able to influence the outcome quite a bit.
Some stores use these algorithms to learn more about their visitors.
They can also be used to guess who might be lying about her age on dating websites.
If you happen to share your age bracket earlier...
Hey bro, am I a really a 6.8?
There's no way bro, come on, I'm gonna move this closer to you bro.
Maybe it'll give me a better rating if it's closer to me once I...
So let's talk about your face.
Specifically we'll be looking at machine learning algorithms that try to judge your face.
By giving access to your camera, you'll be able to experience these algorithms yourself.
But don't worry, everything will run locally in your own browser.
No data is sent to the cloud in any way.
At the end of the experience, you will be able to share some anonymous data with us
if you want, but it's totally up to you.
The first algorithm we'll look at is designed to judge the beauty or
I am not that chopped, bro, I swear to god I'm not chopped, I swear to god on my life
I'm not job, bro
Never in my entire I don't want to stream anymore, bro. I actually don't want to see me
Mr.. How would you like to be remembered as a racist? What the fuck?
I mean, I don't know, famous. You're just a fucking recharge. Like, yeah.
This is a step in the right direction. This is a step in the right direction.
But we also need to nerf neon you should not be able to shoot you should not be able to
shoot you should not be able to shoot in the neon slide hey I just wanted to say I apologize
for my arrangements and all my bad actions on stream I know I'm wrong I want to say
I'm sorry so I made you a fan art something very cool something very rare congratulations
the new current house, please forgive me. Famous L.
Muta, I put your name here as soon as I got the note.
like oh my god like what even is this like genuinely what is this a sex note
one-to-one not AI why are you all chasing me guys can you just send a
message all right no choice big nose hero reporting for duty wait man how
much to the four are you a special price one million one million that's
like 12 bucks right cool done wait a second it says one million dollars
bro I just sent him a million US dollars look at this came in seven
mood of this might be my favorite vid I've made so far
Oh my god, wait, is my back actually look like that?
Jesus, wait.
Oh my god.
I've never been in a band before, but I'm telling you, I'm going to do it!
I'm going to get a guitar, I'm going to get a guitar, I'm going to get a guitar!
I
Like roll yo, uh Frank you gotta lay off the fucking editing bro. Alright shitty-ass editing
Why are so many of you falling out of the plane, mooda explain?
Like what even is that?
Like what am I watching?
Like that is just insane bro. God damn Muda, I ain't know you got it like that.
I just looked. Muda Mubarak on the new house, Mabruk on the new house.
Fam, why don't you invite me?
Yeah, I've already said this.
So, oh my god, are you-
So we're editing my Instagram pictures.
Putting Israeli flags on my shirt and making-
Bro.
And you're not, so, I just wanted to say, can we revive the 70?
I can do it, I can do it.
Jeansy, shut the fuck up, nigga.
Okay.
Um, just, niggers.
Yeah, hello, and so my joke is, uh, can we bring back the six-sign on me, please?
No, I don't.
Muda, please do a comedy segment.
Should we actually do a comedy segment, bro?
Are you serious?
Should we actually?
I just don't trust you guys, bro.
I feel like you guys are going to do something weird, bro.
I feel like you guys are going to do something weird, bro.
I mean, we are not that weird.
We're not going to do anything we're very trustworthy.
Should I hop on the game for like five minutes
and just see what happens?
Should I hop on the game for like five seconds
and just see what happens?
Oh
please listen don't be weird bro don't be weird please i'm serious bro please
don't be rid how do i send you the code how do i send you guys on the code
bro i actually have a bad feeling about this bro i don't know if i want to do this bro
how do i suggest the code?
oh my god i don't know i don't know if i want to do this bro i don't know if i want
to do this
do it later?
oh god
Who the fuck is Jochwan Dale Pringleton?
Who the fuck is Jochwan Dale Pringleton?
Jochwan Dale...
Yo, Muna.
Yeah, hello?
What's good, bro?
Yo, who is this?
Who's Juan Dele Pringleton?
I'm the guy that leaps high of eyes
this 19 year old CSGO kitten.
Oh my god.
Yo, what do you call a faggot?
What?
What do you call a fat-
What?
Ben.
How do I kick him? I thought he was gonna say something weird
Why can't you hear pterodactyl P?
Yo, I don't know what place bro. How about the floor? How about the floor? How about the floor?
Yeah, I suck at this. How about the floor? How about the floor? How about the floor?
Bro, I'm not playing that shit bro. Fuck that bro. Fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck that, bro. I
I just have a new keyboard. I don't know how to fucking alter for the shit
Bro, what do you do I'm done with it. I'm done with a shit, bro
I'm done. I'll hop around on that. I'm on about what the fuck
Like fuck that shit, bro. Fuck that shit, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no
Please finish react
Like, what's the point of finishing reacts?
What is the point of finishing reacting?
What is this?
Did you ask them about the camel stuff?
No, I didn't.
Please, let's eat a little though.
Guys, guys, would you guys rather fuck a camel and have no one know
or don't fuck the camel
Why do you say that every single time you leave the house everyone accuses you of fucking camo or you fuck the camo in the...
Ok that's the least I did bro.
Yo Cortana, does anybody know about Cortana? Yes or no?
Does anybody know about Cortana?
I'm aging to do it.
Oh, Cortana was bad, bro.
Cortana.
Halo.
Yeah, bro, just...
Like to pull okay this is AI I need everyone to understand that this is AI I would never
do some shit like this. I would tell y'all right now, I would never do something like
this because I like girls and I like women. No. Cause why you guys, no. Whoa, this is
AI on everything I love on everything I love on everything I love on everything I love
on everything I love. This is AI. I swear to God I'm not gonna be able to say AI.
What?
Okay, I might be gay. I'm not a lot.
I
Do I rage that
What
Ain't no pussy mega. Yeah, you're crazy bro. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Alright, anyway, chat.
Should we do this on my main account,
or should I hop in a Smurf?
I don't think I should do something on my main account
because I'm literally losing all my games already.
I think we go on a Smurf account,
and we try to win a game.
We try to win a game.
We try to win a game without...
What, what's your account?
No, I'm not doing it on my main account, chat.
I'm already like literally,
I'm already almost, I'm almost ascendant, bro.
It's embarrassing.
That's literally embarrassing.
For web, let me out, for web, give me your account, please.
For web, give me your account, for web,
give me your account, for web, please.
For web, give me your account.
How are you pushing ascendant?
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because this game is fucking ass, bro.
This game is ass.
What's a good chat and slightly above average nose?
Yo, uh, Fulav, do you wanna send me, uh, this, uh, do you wanna send me the link, or...
Yo, Fulav, why do you keep changing your password?
Vins with the four months I love you so much, God bless you, baby.
Alright, chat with some fucking Val.
All right, so check your phone, we sent a push notification to your riot phone app, approve
the login for us.
I'm going to the app, send it to my email, by the way, don't be stupid, send me an
email instead.
All right, what's the code?
Seven three nine one two six
Right right
Trying to win a Valorant game without buying a single gun.
How do y'all think? Okay, so Chat, I can pick up weapons though.
Anyone I kill, I can pick up their guns.
Just go chamber. Wait, chamber's actually smart.
Chat, if I go chamber, is it cheating?
If I go chamber-chize it, she didn't...
Iron Terradient.
Mr. 4.8, can you lower your voice?
Wait, you have the champion 2021 Karambit?
Oh my god, what?
Forb you have better skins than me!
Thank god, this might be my main account from now on.
You please, uh, not put any buddies on though, except for this one.
This is a normal buddy you can put on, but other than that, bro, my game froze.
Forb the game fucking froze.
match found all right let's see split oh my god is already a bad map I think
Leon's the best no? Alright let's go. Tens in Kaide map. Muda in Jess map. You guys
know I never dated Jess bro can we please leave that shit in the past. I
never dated Jess. Jesus how long ago. Do you miss Jess? Walla on my life on
everything I love me and Jess never dated and walla on everything I love I
don't miss her she's just that she was a good friend bro
say walla you don't think about her every day walla on my life I don't
think about her every day unless you guys fucking bring it up in chat like
fucking dumbasses did she sign an NDA to
yeah I'm not playing this but I need to fucking send him to it's a move
Yo, FLEV, your rank is ass. FLEV.
Match found.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not in here!
Fine, move on!
And break!
I'm not in here!
Fine, move on!
I'm out of here!
Fine, move on, guys!
And break!
Hulk out!
I'm out of here!
Oh
Wait, can we get this first try
Okay now this is where it gets hard the nose is cheating you can smell them from
I'm 100 feet away.
Here, rule for the initiative.
Oh, bro.
Yeah, that message is gonna make me sad, bro.
I'm sitting in the hospital after my brain tumor testing right now
and wanted to say I appreciate you in chat for that good time.
Stay blessed.
Binsti, I love you. God bless you, bro. I hope you get through it
On my mark
Chat can we get some prayers for Binsti
God bless you, bro. I hope you get through it
I don't even know if I can play anymore, bro
Jumped up jumped up
Yo, who the fuck is our arena?
Who's my arena?
I just saved this.
It's over.
Yeah.
Gotta go!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I just did a gun, bro. Like, fuck.
Thank you.
There. There.
Like, oh my god.
This guy's doing the challenge too.
I
Can't buy a gun and we're ffg around I can buy every I can buy everyone
Let me buy you guys
I'm out of here.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.
I'm not going.
To street
Like why is everyone mad in this red for what this evil is
AHHHHHHHHHH
Bro this game bro what the fuck is this elo?
Why is ascended like this?
Ascendant has to be the worst rank in the game
Why why is rena off a perk at fucking 1 p.m. In the afternoon?
Why is rena on a perk at 1 p.m. In the afternoon I don't understand
Look at this guys my mousepad is slipping more than might be bro
The last player standing.
I'm playable without Rainow!
Holy fuck I won't-
Jesus...
Is that a Muda mod?
Like how? I didn't even say anything.
What do you mean is that a Muda mod?
Like, what do you mean?
I got too much aura. He gets that every game by the way.
Oh my god.
Yeah, this is kind of horrible Oh my God, yeah, this is never gonna work.
Melvin this is a shitty ass segment that ass that's for the god like do you think I have god mode on?
Like maybe this was a good segment four years ago when I played this game nine hours a day. I can't do what I used to do
You want to play let's play
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
yeah
yeah a couple of rain that and gaslighting girlfriend so I don't care
about this when I know what I'm talking about.
Like, fuck.
Why is your ADS on hold?
One enemy remaining.
Come on.
Goodbye, planting.
Reloading.
Go, go, go!
That's terrible.
These parasites are going to take one stick past this place.
Guys I think we should go be
Bob
Oh shit. Oh my GOOOOOOOD!
He's helpless. Not now. He's down.
I'm sorry.
Two flying. No one. Please!
I'm-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Last player standing
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Let us see what they have planned for us-
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I mean what do I even change my sense to zero point one two
I'm out of here. Yes. Oh my god.
I
Mean yeah
I
Will be a toucher with the plan I love you, but I mean bro who is this lower your cortisol you're puffing up
I'm a puff your mom like what it would grow is my reiner is on a perk
Face your fear!
He's just running from a fucking knee out of the closet.
Let me get that gun, please! Let me get that gun, please!
NOOOO!
Fight down mid.
I
One enemy remaining
Oh my god, it's so easy when you have a gun.
It's actually so easy when you have a gun.
Bro by the way chat I feel like there's something wrong with this melt spot I'm using bro
Maybe I need to go back to like my artisan
Because low-key I'm on the Saturn Pro and this melt spot is fucking terrible
Dude breathes helium instead of oxygen
And you guys are laughing at that
Oh, they're fucking healing.
How does he know it's me?
Well, help me.
Bro, I think this challenge is impossible.
Or maybe we just got unlucky.
Chesh, should we try this one more time?
Hold my head close
Somebody messaged me on discord saying our neon is muted chat. Is that real?
B L R
Okay, I got me in my clothes this Christ
Well, where's this rain up?
I'm out of here!
Like what?!
Oh well, last one is on A.
Like what?
That scream is so powerful though must be the nose cavity capacity helping
That's actually shameless, pal.
Oh my god!
Bro, fuck this fucking shitty ass challenge.
Fuck this segment and fuck this fucking shitty ass game.
I'm actually washed. Like, I mean, I just, I expected it.
You know what it is, bro?
Chai, you know what it is?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not washed.
I know what it is. I know what it is. I know I'm not washed. I know what it is
I know that there's a guy mid
But I just gamble on the fact that he's not there because I couldn't care less about losing this fucking game
That's what it is
You know, I play like I don't give a fuck because I really don't give a fuck
And and you know what I'm saying bro, you know, and you know
I
Why is there
I'm out of here, be easy!
Yeah.
Melvin, you need to get fired from being uh, from ever telling me some shit about fucking
segments ever again.
You need to genuinely get fired.
Like, I don't know, I just can't fucking do this anymore.
I don't know, I'm just scared of what this is.
Well this guy is so good at the game he must be on a pro team or something like that.
Ahhh...
You know, I actually want to get radiant again, bro. Should I lock it and get radiant?
You say this every day, I know I say this every day and then I wake up and then I just go to warm up
And I'm like fuck that girl
I bought a van on accident
But as games actionable 610 I can lock it I can lock it I can lock it I can lock it I can lock
I
Planted
I think you're struggling in ascendance
Get out of my way!
Let's go! My ult's ready!
This way! Oh, not in here!
Let's go, go!
Fuck it!
I'm playing 1440p Arthur
That's bad bro, should I just do it like Colmax again?
Should I start doing Colmax again?
I
Don't pop sky out
That's bomb 30 seconds left fight planted
I'm too far.
Listen to this!
No one else could do this.
Thank god.
I guarantee if you started doing warmup again within a week it would see a massive change,
I know.
Be like Oni, he's the CS GOAT but doesn't play the game.
Yeah, but I don't know, I like... I like... fuck, bro, whatever.
You want to play let's play
There's a bad swing by me, bro, but fuck it whatever
Nice, it's a pre-recorded stream, doesn't it look like it's a pre-recorded stream?
Muda have you tried the Viper V4 Pro yet? No, I'm more of a super super light kind of guy, bro
I'm not gonna lie
Wait, Randy, what's all that?
Bringing this back out
Like I'm more like I'm more into like super light style. It's okay, but well fuck the super straight
That was really mean bro. I didn't take that back
begins
no I had it Archer I had it
face your fear
80 fade, one close to you, one close under
Okay
Yeah
match point
you know what chat
I know the solution
I'm out of here!
Watch out!
NOOOOOOO!
fight planted
one enemy remaining
like I never left
BULL!
don't even stop that shi-
turn your mic on right now
it's time to talk
we need to collaborate on a better level
I'm not in here!
I can die here.
Right, I think one of our Kingets can die. You don't feel that armor.
I need that 25 kills, man.
Why is a rank 1 bot fragging and ascending?
She had to buy my fucking keyboard yesterday, my rooting bro.
Like bro, the ways these guys get some of these kills piss me off.
Nice.
Like.
You're actually getting carried by a cemetery right now.
Bro, I know what bro.
off me bro
I
Kept up the art push
there
Oh.
Nice.
I'm going to go!
I'm going to go.
Listen up, you monster.
I don't get that.
I'm going to be dead.
Hey guys, one more round for overtime.
We got this.
I'm outta here!
No.
How is that not blinding?
Roddy, I?
Um, um, um.
I'm
I
Too much
Nah started today
Starting today bro starting today a bro listen for some reason my body still doesn't want me to be bad at Valorant
So you know what bro? I'm just gonna end the shape warm up again, bro. That's it. Whatever I
You know, bro, no matter how much I try to ignore it, no matter how much times I try
Try to ignore Sapnap. Stop the ego, let's queue. No. I'm almost ascendant.
Match found.
Logan, that's your duo. Not my duo. That's your duo. And also, I'm doing solo Teradians.
Deathmatch! Warm up!
Their teeth were shattered in the cold end of...
Fight!
Where are they?
No bro I'm done I'm done I can't do it bro so much more recon
So much for recon.
Bam.
Dominating.
Hush.
Press on it.
My hands are so shaky on the sense.
Nice, nice.
Goodbye.
Oh
So much for
Yeah like I can't bro
Enemy down
Ten kills remaining
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
No, bro, I don't know
That it's done, bro. I'm gonna start warming up in this game every single fucking
Until I stop loading up the game. I don't care if I port time valorant
The day I stopped playing valorant is that day I'll stop
All right
That's what we'll start doing
One kill remaining
That's what I'm gonna start doing chat that's what I'm gonna start doing bro. I don't care that's what I'm sorry doing
Every single day bro. I don't care starting today
Starting today to starting today to every single day
Every single day. I will be warming up on this fucking day.
Every single day.
Every single day.
Deathmatch.
Warm up.
I don't care anymore, bro, I'm tired of this shit.
Dominating!
Who am I forcing, DEADS?!
You the storm I fight
Try hard and dies equals I don't care for boggles shut the fuck up
What are you doing?
I don't know what to say.
Fuck you, pussy, fuck you, bitch, fuck you.
One kill remaining. Just one more.
You've both won.
I'm just gonna DM all day today. I'm gonna just DM all day today.
Just DM all day today bro. That's what I'm gonna do today. I'm just gonna DM all day today.
I'm literally just gonna DM all day today. I'm gonna DM all day today.
match found do you want me to bomb you
for if I will I will send it bro don't worry I'll send it I'll send it I just
want to DM all day literally all day until my balls until my balls really
like are not no longer balls that's when I'll stop that's when I'll stop
I'll get it.
Deathmatch.
Warm up.
Oh my god
Chat y'all like that rocky league segment yesterday
Nice kill sarcasm
Buggles, don't jibber their fucking- oh shit, I don't know if I can say that, I'm gonna get banned.
They don't have a single life worth saving.
Say it sarcastically and you'll be saved.
Don't you have another fork to put in the...
Don't you have another fork to put in the toaster?
Fork it!
Hey, the mood just wanted to remind you you have a big SNES Don't you have another win
trade to do?
Really?
Boggles?
That's what we're doing Boggles really bro Chad did I win trade be honest?
be honest I did not have a trade no no no no no move that you would never
However, they can shot.
So what did I do wrong there? Did I start shooting too early?
I would like to see some comp gameplay now, Ahmed.
Divine. I'm not going to a comp game until I drop 30 kills.
I'm always make sure I'm locked for this game bro.
Even though I'm getting these kills, I don't like it bro.
I feel like I'm missing too much.
Enough!
What the fuck?
Boot up Colvax?
I feel like Colvax is- Chad, do you guys think Colvax actually helps?
Ten kills remaining.
Really?
is the sky blue
Results...
Forbid.
Five kills remaining.
Dominating.
Incinct.
One kill remaining.
It's bleat.
Results...
Okay, now we do a little bit of this, a little bit of that in this range, and we get the
fuck off, and we start playing some comp, and we do a Road to Radiant Solo Queuing Only.
Road to Radiant Solo Queuing Only
I
Whatever bro, it's just a snooze fest, but I stop doing this on stream that shit pissed me off, bro
I just hate playing mid bro. I'm not gonna lie chat
It's bad, bro. I don't know if it's just my ego, bro. I don't know like I just don't like not doing good, bro
I don't know it pisses me off like it just pisses me off, bro. I don't like it though. I
I need to be okay with like I don't know bro muta could 1v9 blindfold. This is unfair holy glaze
Yo, why is it so hot in my fucking room bro Johnny turn the AC give me one sec
We're back and boggles. Yo, shut the fuck up boggles
Holy shit killing guys on bro unimpressed like oh my god
you
you
you
you
you
you
Is it just me?
Where are you guys?
Where's my child?
Hello?
Can you guys see me?
there you go we're back I can see you guys now I can see you guys I can see
you guys now I can see you guys now I can see you guys I can see you guys now I
can see you no we can't see you don't read Valorant chat
be careful nils ship that portal does not work as intended
Mooda do you remember like 10 months ago when you were shouting people's names at the start
of stream?
Liz, Britt, was any of the goat and swiftie bro telling you money changed you the new
chatters are ass just go back to normal my guy stop with the ego.
Who is this guy?
What is that?
I literally did that this I do that every day still are you retarded?
Is your read sweet? I literally did that today. I did that yesterday. I did that last week
I did that every day. I still do that every day. It's guys in 10 months ago
Come here come here come here
if people say you changed then you change is that really how it is I mean
Hey bro, we all changed though, no?
We all changed, let me change every year.
As you get older, you change.
You should change that nose-next mood up.
I
Mean to be fair bro, I hate this fucking map. Can I tell y'all why?
Can I tell y'all why I fucking hate this fucking map?
Because if you don't a fucking viper you lose instantly fucking lose instantly
You don't know fucking Viper you lose has anyone ever does anyone in the chat like this map
does anyone in the chat like Breeze like anyone I'm seeing 90% knows and 10%
retarded so i know how exactly to play this game
he's going to be in, one of us is going to be in
I think we eco here and then we start B just to force the wall and then we play, like A or something.
Then we need to force the walls to break it.
They're gonna just facetay.
Want to go B?
Yeah, do this around here. Start B.
All dark
Can't go back now I
I wouldn't walk Elba, but we just walk mid.
Alright, I'm safe, okay.
He's close.
Another day another dollar another day another dollar another day another dollar
let's see how long we can go on the shitty ass map without dying 10 9 8 7
Six. Five. Four. Three.
You will not kill my ally. I have this fight.
There they are.
Another day and another dollar. Another day and another dollar.
Good shit, chamber.
Good shit! Good round! Good round, Samber! Good shit, bro! Get your e-calls out, dude!
Mooder, I want to say thank you. We had a good night that night. You said that my butthole tasted like strawberries.
Like what?
I was very happy.
Bro, I don't know you much.
I don't know you much.
By the way, I am a 15-year-old.
Like, oh my God!
Hey, bro, I'm gonna tell y'all right now, bro. Just vibe, bro. Just vibe. Just vibe. Let's have fun, guys. Another day in the dollar.
You know what I'm saying? Another day in the dollar. Let's lose this game real quick so we can cure it to the next one. Let's go.
I'm flashing. I'm flashing.
Well
Another day another dollar here tree here
Another day another dollar ladies and gentlemen
I don't know why we're fighting past my wall.
I 100% agree with you, Kazen. I agree with you.
What's the point of this?
I have 100% agree with you, though.
Can I do your...
Ls they have to deal with you yo beans on toast I hope the girlfriend cheats on you, bro if she hasn't already
right
Another day another dollar
Mr.. 4.8 can you
Face cam off it's making me sick
Yo, dude, come on dude. That's not nice
Nice, bro.
Nice.
Another day to the dollar!
One of them for four hours to get into this fucking bum ass game.
Zero and six of them getting fried by fucking Reginator.
What even is a Reginator? I don't even fucking know.
Generally, I don't even know what a fucking Reginator is to this day.
Anyway.
Just smoke here bro. Can you smoke here?
Astra. Astra. Astra instead of a fucking Viper on this map. Astra instead of a fucking Viper on this map.
30 minutes. 30 minute warm up. 30 minute fucking warm up.
I agree.
To get into a fucking game where no one is playing fucking Viper.
Archer with a tier one. Thank you very much brother. I appreciate you. Thank you so much for the tier one, but I appreciate you.
Let's have Jets, Sova and me walk up mid.
Let's see if we can get on site.
Let's see if we can get on site this time.
Why are we making this so difficult?
You're right, dude.
You're right.
You're right, bro.
Let's see why we're making this so difficult.
Let's see.
I'm cutting the vision.
I'm cutting your head.
Smoke's kind of bad.
Out of the darkness.
Get out of my way.
Kill me.
Oh, God, I am dead.
Go ahead and buy the VR headset you shit can stick to ending stream for pixels. Love you
This is really good dude. We really did get on VR chat again bro. I really wanted to get back on VR chat. I can't wait to get on VR chat.
Oh my god. Another day, another dollar guys!
NOOOOOO!
It's gonna be guys. Let's see how long we can last until we get on site and get fucked.
Let's go.
I love this game.
Mooda.
What was your favorite game in the entire world right now?
Valorant.
Valorant is my favorite game.
Valorant is my favorite game. I love this game.
Every time I play this game, I want to see sunshines in rainbows.
Mr. ProPoint, you still haven't won a round and the facecam is still on and you haven't won a round yet.
Feeve, pay for an e-pal, maybe we will get good gameplay when Muda dies.
Every time I load this game up, I want to put a fucking gun to my head in GTA V.
You know you want to get the easy way out you guys know you only open up the interaction menu scroll down
That says take the easy way out and you put a gun to your fucking shoot yourself and you fucking kill yourself
Let's do it. I'm talking about GTA 5 every time I put this game
I want a little GTA 5 and do the interaction menu every time every time obviously in GTA
Bro, obviously I'm not talking about I'm not suicidal obviously, you know, I love my life
But yeah, I just want to say about everything
another day another dollar all right let's see how long we can go without dying
let's see
shotgun shotguns mr. four point take no one ask me to please
Shotguns, Shotguns, Shotguns, you know?
Chat, look at all these guns, Chat, look at all these guns.
Frenzy, Ghost, Abandoned, Sheriff, Stinger, Spectre, Bulldog, Guardian, Phantom, Vandal,
Aries, Odin, Operator, Outlaw, Marshall, but no.
You go towards the-
I swear to god if you're in the smoke for the fucking shotgun I'm gonna break something.
Thank God
Let me get it it's a shake
Is this how you make it?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Life blow this game genuinely is horrible
Yes this box from gun out of the game
like genuinely fuck this game bro
I fucking hate this shit I asked you
fan of your Taiwan. Watching your live broadcast has taught me a lot of position and shooting
skills. If you have a chance to come to Taiwan, I will take you to eat delicious Taiwanese
food and Taiwanese girls.
Taiwanese girls?
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
I'm serious.
Shut up.
Shut up.
See I haven't blocked the boy and every time I play this game
He snipes me every fucking day every fucking day in every game. I play with my fucking lose every fucking day
Bro, I think I'm gonna go lose as well. Yeah, he's a fucking
He's a fucking job though
Let's see how long it can last without dying 10 9 8
8
7
6
5
4
3
Let me guess!
I don't even know how to die there, but all good.
Nice, guys!
Oh, why don't you take a look at that?
My jet is 2 in 10!
Hahahaha
2 and 10, first game on, 30 minutes of warm up,
I'm gonna retry my team
When I'm behind you and your name's flashing, we'll patch it out
Holy shit, I might genuinely just go to the fucking Bahamas,
take a week off, and just have sex for a week straight.
Ah, she just can't fuck with him, Lord of the Ascends.
Yep, and there he is, the operator.
But I guess what his name is, Reginator.
REGINATOR, sweetie, amen with the operator!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
FUCK!
I'm sad to see a legend plummet to this level of us.
Hope that has some VR chat, little man.
That's as good as it'll get from here on out.
Hayden, I...
At least they can't see you.
Hayden, I legitimately want to fucking reach into this monitor, grab you by the fucking head,
pull you out of the fucking monitor in real life, where I can fucking see you in my room,
take your pants off, and start fucking you, okay?
Hayden, get the fuck out of my chat!
Switching sides.
I don't know, I play in a corner, I play in a fucking corner, and I get shotgunged.
I see why I swing, operator!
So let me get this straight, in a game of Valorant, okay, in a game of Valorant.
I can't take long range fights because of the fucking operator holding me.
So I go to take close range shots, and there's a shotgun holding me.
YELLA GESEMAKT BAEYLE ABO SHANEMOTA WAHAJH
TESERKTA PAYEJLE ABO SHANEMOTA
One minute and they're still clicking the holding shift around the map look all right
All right, bro. We're at work. Did any of you get what the store is 111 the store is 111
This guy's are faking out a 111 team
Fight down a one enemy remaining
2-in-12 jet by the way. Like, while I swear on my life on everything I love, the fucking
jet, this is what he's doing right now by the way. This is the jet by the way chat, this
is the jet. He's playing with his toes! I swear to God! This is him bro! Like, bro!
Embrace VR chat, it's all that's left for you, shut up big nose.
Two in fucking twelve! Two in twelve first game on! I-I won them for thirty minutes!
And I get a fucking two in eleven!
This match is about to be uploaded on Pornhawk because of how much you guys got fucked.
Fuck you.
Let's see, I'm gonna hold this- I'm gonna hold this angle the entire game.
entire game. I'm gonna hold this angle the entire time.
Kill him! Kill him right now! Kill him!
Hey, Muda, I love your streams. You're such a good man.
Check type 1 if Muda has an enormous.
I try. I try my best, but I don't succeed.
Let me see. I'm gonna swing, man. Let's see what happens.
Cutting their vision.
Huh, nobody.
Hey, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A.
Jet, 4 and 14, dying first.
Allah, Allah.
I'm gonna hide this corner, nice little wall out of you.
Good wall, good wall.
I fucked with that wall, bro.
I fucked with that a lot.
Fuck with that heavy, heavy.
If I jump, do I die?
I'm on it back.
Get some more vision.
Man, dude.
And see you guys.
Hey, Jet.
Nice round.
Good round there, brother.
Good round.
And see.
And see, Jet.
And see.
4 and 14.
And see Jack and see 414 die first beginning around
Good round. I'm gonna walk down elbow. We won't show the move the back
Walking down elbow
B for B. Let me guess I'm gonna run out meant to rotate to be and there's gonna be a guy right here holding me
Like three out three out watch it watch it. Okay, I'm down
Backside and even
We're saying.
Listen, listen, mods, put the chat on email to me. Mods, put the chat on email to me. Mods,
put the chat on email to me. Okay. Now, I'm going to ask a question. No one talk, no one say anything.
Okay. I'm going to ask a question, and then I want mods to take off or email only as fast as
As you can, the second I am done with my question, chat.
Where when I do a 30 minute aim routine warm up?
Where does it go if I still with the same game after?
Mods take off email only
It goes in your balls suck my balls
on everyone's life this next game I am winning it on everyone's life in this
chat okay may a missile strike your house if I don't win this next game on
on everyone's life in this chat.
I will be winning this next game.
And not only that, I'll have 20 kills also.
Let's play.
Let's play.
You wanna play?
Let's play.
You wanna play?
Let's play.
You wanna play?
Let's play.
What? You wanna play? Let's play. Let's play. Let's play bro. Split. My worst knot by the
way. Aaaaaaahhh. Let's see. Split. Let's see. Here, let's push him Jet.
Hey guys, my name is Mudo. I just wanna say I hope everyone's having a fantastic day.
and I'm going to kill yourself
what is it?
uh...
alright, I'll guess
Type 1 if Mooda changed, type 2 if he is gay, type 3 if he has a big nose, type 4 if all are correct.
Hey guys!
Oh, okay, okay, I stole your shit, but like...
Hey, hey Reginator, how are you?
I noticed that you dropped a nuke on me last game, and I just want to say nice shots.
If you don't have a duo, we should duo next game.
Also, everyone, lock in. Let's have an amazing day. Please lock in the best character that you can play best, and let's win this game.
Yeah, we fucking lost.
Yo, this guy's mic is on, bro.
How much delay do we have on today, Muda?
I have zero delay.
Damn it! Damn it!
Can you can someone dodge and then let's get them on the enemy team? Let's play guys
We're here for the vibes not the RR lock hand. Let's play like an eater. Yo, why are you talking like that?
Because let me tell you why because if I don't talk like this, I might say the n-word
50
So she ain't my dick like a fish stick
Hit it raw, I guess I need my dog
I don't do this shit for no image
I'm a dumbass that be hitting hard
Try to play me bar, that's a square in me
I got nothing better than a moment
Yo, Damas, for no 15 seconds, please
I'ma just tell you right now
Yo, we're here for vibes, don't we?
We're here for the vibes, not VRR
Bro!
You're about to be ascended, please put on 15
What?
Yo, your child wants to see you on the radio.
Yo, your child wants to see you on the radio.
Your child does not want to see you in the center, dude.
Ask them for permission to turn on the radio.
They're going to say yes.
Let's go be, yeah.
Oh my god.
Go, go, go!
Let's get some vibes, bro.
See, this is not like the Kingsman situation.
Like this, we'll go go!
Go!
Where's my team at?
Back!
You're here.
Where's the Micah?
I can work with that.
Yeah, we didn't even get to say it for three.
I'm not in here.
One can't see him.
One spawn one...
Nice dude.
Nice guys, for the vibes.
For the vibes.
Ziozo with the tier one sub, I love you bro. God bless you, thank you very much.
You're incoming out, pal.
You're in coming out, pal.
Julius guy.
Jack type one if he is a long-nosed Jew.
Wait they can actually buy all of them here.
Did he full save?
Wow you already have half your kills from last game.
I did not have four kills.
I literally had like thirty.
Guys, let's go dish into A please.
I got spiked. Go, go, go!
I'm gonna do this.
Okay, man.
I'm gonna die!
I got you.
I got you.
Oh my god.
Hey, I'll get oh just give me one second guys
I
Listen to hide
I'm out of here! Take it down!
Last player standing. Spike down A.
Let's say you guys right now they're not sniping or he was just ass.
So can we please lock in before I take my cock out on stream and get banned.
Let's go bae.
Hey guys, my name is Muda, my name is Muda and I'm a Valorant streamer.
the reason he might be asking Mudo why do you sheen pounder it's because I have
depression
I'll start that, thank you, I'll start that, thank you.
Angel of Life, do you have a mic or are you going to go one in three with no communication
device?
Yo, that's not good, holy shit.
Angel of Life, do you have any communication device or are you just going to sit here
going one in three of my games?
Alright.
I
Still can't shadow to my room can't take back a love that I get
I'm winning the like impossible and we're losing now
Oh no I'm back that's it
It's all on it
Oh I up dropped
Oh I'm dead bro
You can like click it
So wait
Dove some minutes on my name
This game is as
I want you to break something
Okay wait I'm on you
You're second in
Okay it's over
No Luda break that should make sense
Gotta go watch this
I'm not gonna die.
We're running.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight.
Fight him.
Get them.
Get them.
Get them.
except for some say it.
Tower, tower, tower.
Nice job.
What is happening?
Good round, guys.
Good round.
Very well deserved.
Now, I'm still a cute bro.
Let's make our way to a
Hey angel of- Angel of life
Are you perhaps-
Yo angel of life, if you put up good numbers I'll do it with you
Angel of life
Are you perhaps a female?
I'm steaming you, Mota
Fucking go get him
I'm out of here!
Yo, dumbasses!
Nice!
I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that.
I like that, guys. I really, really like that.
My voice is becoming more normal the more we gain leader.
Now, let's go dish to A.
I'm gonna fake the A site, alone,
but we're really gonna go heavy dish.
Can everyone go to dish?
Yo, regulator!
Can you go dish?
Contact, contact dish.
Contact dish, contact dish.
a shotgun a shotgun a double-barrel shotgun leave leave oh a shotgun go mix
a shot gun shot gun shotguns you know chat what's worse getting on over by a
bus in real life or versing a shotgun in any game call the duty fortnight
Rainbow 6C HCS go chat what's better running into a shotgun or getting one
over by a bus let me know let me know what's worse chat what's worse okay
Chet, tell me what's worse, what's worse?
Behind you, behind you. Yo, yo, yo, Swig. Where are you looking, Swig?
It's that clothes! Shut the fuck up!
Okay, yo, let's just keep doing, yo, the rounds that we won, let's just keep doing that.
So let's go aid jet you're gonna dash out here instantly when the barrier drops
I'm gonna stun here. Okay, and then all you have to worry about is here
Okay, but the thing is I'm gonna wall it so they can't flash us because it's not gonna affect us
Make sure you dash instantly and dodge the stun
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold behind us. How is that not smoked? My bad. What do you mean
my bad? The quiz all the quiz all. I'll play this guy. I just bought the building my
My bad!
My bad is bloop I'm building!
My bad!
My bad!
Bro, it's okay.
What were the cortisol?
Got this.
Recites to lift the fat so high?
Everything's gonna be okay, bro.
Happy, happy, happy!
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
Happy.
Happy.
Happy!
Happy!
Sigh, Sigh.
Happy!
Sigh, Tser.
Thank you.
Hi, S therapy.
Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
I'll take on towering.
if we go site they're gonna swim us on site I don't know just I'm with that
except there's always towers and they experience us and then it was right here
Uh oh.
Well, I died to the clue.
Yeah.
The power guy, I would have had him.
No, so...
Well, you know what, whatever, whatever, whatever.
Screw that.
Uh...
Sure.
No, it's fine.
Goodbye.
I can't bite you.
I can't bite you.
No, it's okay.
Yes.
I can bite you.
I can bite you.
No, it's fine.
I can bite you.
Oh, fuck.
No, fuck.
No, fuck.
I
Got a London win girl, let's go. All right guys six six. It's not too bad
What do you want to do? What do you want to do is I really want to fight a main here?
We have triple duelist. We have really good utility. I think we should start a main
She's up the a mean push me kill them
Regonator can you get your shitty ass on B? Please they're fade. Thank you
fake get your shitty eyes on me appreciate you why isn't ascended
talking shit I'm actually I'm actually a mortal one that I play zero to life I saw
the same process
I also look because they're watching okay arcade showing tower I mean swig
What tells you there to swing and be mean brah?
Oh my god
Was it a good fight swing or did you just lose your one like was that the reaction with the right play to do?
I lost my one
Okay, it's not that bad then
All good guys the score's 6-7 everyone drop the 6-7
Get out
Oh my god...
And that's...
guys they have better you tell than us what do we do
son
one job
what's time to say
wasn't about eco
deft said you don't dismiss there
are you talking about me
I'm fucking NEED I'm not in here
Come on, come on, come on
Move
Come on, come on
I died
You got away that son of a bitch
You mean
They're frail, like
One thing. One man, one saiyan. One time.
Nice air!
Thank you very much!
I'll take it for now.
Finally, I think I'm calming down a little bit.
Muda your ass.
Oh, uh, Reg, can you buy me?
They're all stunned!
Guys, I mean I'm about four milliseconds away from ripping something that's going to get
me banned.
Yes, a shuckmate.
Close left, close left.
I didn't hear anything you say to me though, was that in portachat?
Yeah it was.
I didn't see how I just thought like there's nowhere else you could go, so I'm sorry
Muda have a testimony. I'm watching extreme doom. I hope you fucking feel your fucking shitty ass test pussy
I've got your trial
I'll send that to him
Like, what is this fucking skyboothole?
This guy's like the best flash in the world
Come on back cover, come on back cover, cover, cover
One enemy remaining, spike down A
I'm out of here
Fish
I
Don't come ahead
All right, we're gonna blow yeah, you little brother jickey trying to roast me wait what?
Let's go, gotta go!
My bomb dropped, they made it.
Okay, okay.
Mine tree, mine tree, wait.
He's going to go exactly where you are.
Is it a small one?
Yeah, I guess.
I heard him I just didn't know who's gonna surrender what are you watching randomly no
calm switch to beam you fucking do that dude did you know they could cage like to cage up
through our spawn? You just didn't say anything?
Where are you looking at then?
Hey, Angel of Life is just enjoying life.
You know?
Like...
I'm sure that you hear the cage.
Whatever, bro. Limchase is around here.
I don't even know. I mean, that's a good trait, like, one in a lot of trumps.
They're sitting in their spawn. Two. 120 in breach, just gonna get healed by Sky.
He's standing. He's standing, man.
There's 200 mix, 300 mix, they're dog air mix.
They're on our mix, on B, they're on B.
Well I have a feeling this mouse pad is going to be bad bro, why?
Why do I have a feeling this mouse pad is going to be bad?
Just turn on the laber off of this and scan please.
Oh god this boss that's fucking horrible
I agree. Stop trying. Stop trying. Stop trying that stuff is f**king horrible.
Nice.
Spice down A.
Here we go.
Get my army.
He's got this one enemy remaining.
Stop these little all day. All day!
Alright. We just need to win two rounds in a row. We haven't done that all half.
Come on, call me right now for me.
Ew, the snow's got us fucking terrible.
I'll show them! Lintika yo!
Stunned, Damian.
I'm out of here. Out of charges.
Looks like they're A-Side.
Open the Stunned.
I'm out of here.
Upside.
Upside, I'm out.
You go back.
Out of charges.
Hell no, bro. This no-slide's horrible.
Oh my god.
Let's go, it's lost your name in
What the fuck is this mousepad?
What kind of dog name?
Why don't you change it? Cause I'm in the need of a new mousepad
I want to look for a new mousepad
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
I might have to get the Saturn Pro again, bro.
Yeah, I need to get another mousepad, bro.
Chah, I would never get a glass mousepad, though.
Chah, does anyone here have a glass mousepad?
I know exactly where you are.
Go down.
I'm back at the gate.
I'm taking.
Okay.
I'm out.
Outside.
Let's go to the canteen.
I'm taking.
They're on site.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
Spike planted.
Come on bro, come on, that's win bro.
Oh, bro.
I'm going to play for the win, that was huge.
Wait, I didn't even know that's a lot of the whole time.
He's like so mad at me.
I can buy, wait.
I'm up.
Oh, I mean...
I think Glast mousepad is doing it for not a gamer.
Really?
Okay, one more.
You understand me.
Oh, I killed two, bro. I killed two, bro.
One to one.
You have ult as well.
right here right there!
smoke's resonating.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
No charges.
I'm contesting!
Yes!
Oh my god.
Defenders win. Hell yeah!
That's my team!
So you know one thing I realized bro
Why can't I not find an LGG Saturn Pro anymore?
Fine with the Prime, I love you.
A?
It's the new UR, it's the new UI, it's the new UI, it's the new UI, it's the new UI.
Max Gaming, what is this, International?
Is there not Canada?
Do I classify as international?
They have Germany, Denmark, Netherlands,
EU, Belgium, international, Finland, Sweden,
probably international.
Yes, they only have the squares.
They don't have the rectangles.
Well, they do.
It says notify me when available.
It's out of stock.
It's out of stock.
why do you need a rectangle though
chad do you guys like rectangle or do you guys like um...
do you guys like rectangles mouse pads or do you guys like desk pads?
bro i just i like i like rectangle pads bro i just i don't know
Desk pads are useless.
Like really?
Why don't you like Artisan anymore?
I don't mind Artisan, it's just too small for me.
Would you put your keyboard on your mousepad? I don't know. I always I don't know. It's just how I am
It's who I am, bro
Yeah, let me let me look on Amazon apparently artisan drop the new
Artisan mouse pad
John what's that mouse pad called they added they made like a new XXL or some shit. What is it called XXL?
Yeah, they don't sell any XXL's on
Amazon, just all XL.
Aren't artisans on Amazon fake question mark?
I don't know.
Check it, no one give me a good website that sells good mouse pads.
Match found.
That's not artisan like fuck artisan because I want desk pads, but I just played better on a desk pad
I don't know if you guys know bro, but like I played different I played differently than a square
I grew up playing on a desk
Pad so my arm when I play it's not like this child my arm goes like this when I swipe I
Don't go like this
When I swipe I go like this
It's just how I grew up.
So I need a desk pad.
But I feel like no one has a good mouse pad that's comparable to the artisan.
It doesn't have to be like crazy artisan.
But something, artisan does not have desk pads, chat.
I wish they did. I would have had them by now.
Like, what even is this?
Like...
I'm serious though. Like, lethal gaming? What's lethal game?
Yeah, but apparently for some fucking reason they discontinued all the XL mousepads chat
What is Neptune is Neptune better than the uh
Like there's no more Saturns like why is there no more Saturns?
EG Saturn Pro
It's all squares
It's not better or worse
But then it's only square. There's only squares. They don't sell rectangles
What is that what the fuck is you key dot GG
Well, I'm not buying this gooner ass fucking mousepad like what even is this
Frank, what the fuck are you sending me?
Yuki AIM is a very good brand?
Bro, like, no, no, bro, I just bought the Aqua Control.
I'm returning it awful controls fucking horrible. Um
Yeah, bro, like I don't know chat. I can't really why is there no one no one's selling the LGG Saturn Pro anymore?
Like it's like sold out everywhere. I'm so confused, bro. I don't know why
Match found
I don't know, bro just fucked
Razer's are terrible bro, I'm not gonna lie. Razer mouse pads are fucking horrible.
Yeah, bro, there's no more sped rum, bro. Razer XXL, bro, Razer's terrible, no chat.
Is Yuuki actually good?
I don't know, but his mousepad is pretty fucking scary.
What the fuck is Yuuki?
Why is it just a bunch of fucking...
If a girl comes over and looks at my mousepad
and it's like a fucking e-kit and anime girl,
bro like what the fuck
I know it can come back to life and all but bullets still hurt so don't get any
great ideas is this most bad good at you key aim mecha XL the shit looks
fucking terrible yeah
What could you could do is have a death spatter and have the artisan on top back captain. That's what I
Captain that's what I do now captain
Master the drill with the way we run in zero nice. Okay. Oh you guys
I mean that's just some good ass utile brah I won't even lie is the glorious a good mousepad
glorious mousepad
I mean bro whatever I'll just stay on the artisan I just hate I just hate that I like
desk pads
Wait, where you been bro? I haven't seen you in so long
Make your troubles
I
W a w a w w w w
Play chambers play chambers play
Like playing flank. I just saw my swear to God all my life on everything. I love
Here I
Promise you these fucking like I saw him bro, please
what is this not the one you want yo wait and use that first round this is the one I
want I didn't realize we had a veto yo veto that's actually shameless brother
Well, we won the second round
But this is EU old belt, is this not EU? It's LGG.EU
It's all good bro, don't worry about it. You know what? It happens
I think we'll trade
I mean, it's all good.
I guess I was like, have this.
Bro, I'm not balding. Stop saying that.
Stop saying I'm balding. I'm not balding.
are you still moving out? I have to Chrissy I have to
I
Just want to show closer serious
All right
See those people see those people see those people see those people see
Or them
Go see why you gonna be?
I'm gonna cut this guy from be brain. All right. So that's
I will my bad. He's like, I'm gonna shoot him. I'm gonna shoot him here guys, don't worry.
I watered. I watered.
things you know
You know, you know what you should do is you should put your gecko thing right in where am I red ping it and then activate it from C
Yeah, but this one's sold out chat. It's sold out. Yeah
Wait, what's the demo we know it's not sold out apparently
What is it demo
open the box so I'm gonna open up the mouse pad and it's gonna have him not over
it and that goes in I didn't see him because he was like
protection there wasn't that it was what I closed one so I get I probably
should have not done that I got by how much how much utility thing you're
say your thing bro three car nobody gonna feel full appreciate that
Oh, why are you moving?
Oh, yeah, oh yeah.
Yo, you red pasacup, he didn't shoot at you, he didn't feel, look at you, you know, he's
behind you.
as you went out the suit.
You dropped.
So that might be thanks.
Muda.
Keep doing T-Bars.
Yo, Chou, Flamie's not bad, bro.
He just doesn't try, man.
Okay.
You got him ready.
Chill, buddy.
Yo, Muda, are you from Africa?
No, I could have won this round.
I
Want 13 oh, could have won this
for it
Yeah, I'm gonna if I get 25 kills you have me fuck you and fuck your shitty-ass ad fuck whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa chill
Oh, I've been watching you for like I have like a good five minutes of watch time. Come on. I'm a hardcore
I'm not gonna lie. It's solid. It's gonna be it's a cc cc cc
He's gonna chamber up
You want to play let's play
Ben Ben Ben Ben
I mean like what do I do I'm saying
you know has opened that door every round
like actually what do I do there's zero
Bullets zero everything
Yeah, I should keep your cross if they're not gonna reload more on
Yeah, I'm going, run!
It's you and me!
Oh, judge!
Oh my god, a hat to wallbang him. I couldn't just hit him, bro.
I couldn't just kill him. A hat to wallbang him.
Bro, the club bought us a judge to sit... here? Like, what?
I know Liz, I just f***ed right dinked him through the wall, bruh, it's so annoying.
I'll make, uh, I'll make C-Noises, just so that's okay.
Give me like, trade.
Why don't you guys take the bomb?
I
Reflight reflight
We're gonna go see you we're running here swing from B. Okay, this guy's actually
I
What are you doing?
Wow, I have no faith in you there. I don't even know how you won that bro, but I mean I'm down bro
Right there, so it's like on the drugs got swinging front B
So are you doing rock league again?
Well, Iso's on the door here.
Yeah, I think we're gonna do rock league.
Or maybe rock league, I don't know, actually I don't know.
I was debating on getting the rock league or siege today.
I'll find out about the level.
I guess that's just a me
Water you're the water right or no my chippin
we have blood ball, we have blood on fight
come on
yes, skud
skud, that's good
good round everyone
10 day all with the prime I love you so much God bless you have my soul here
mood up please take off your shirt so I can spam the liquor emotes there's one
to face you in your chat when your chat thursday
it's you and me
you're gonna run out capo you should have a go bro
don't swim the door just no don't I
I'd sign.
Where do you run in?
I'm in. They see you on the minimap.
I saw that too.
I already have it.
One enemy remaining.
Here.
Like, literally. Like, what are you even...
Verily what the fuck are you doing sides like we're really what is
The fun is even a good vibe it's a nice. Oh, I'm not like I should
I'm just gonna
I think I'm fighting. I should have veto come come in come back
They use your veto so shops can you come see me on the tape come see
Yeah, you need to go over be done. Just put your uh, honestly just throw it like here. Maybe
I
Probably
We're trapping this um, no, let's just stack it the trap is we don't have any good guns. We can find the smokes and shit if you want
That's me how I'm blowing off
I
Was inside for you
This is how he sears this whole series whole thing what did I do wrong there is overheating heaven just go out and go out and go out
I'm done
Try aiming next time. Oh good retake ask here and come take the seed
I mean Frank if you were me would you just buy an artisan?
Would you just buy another artisan?
Alright, no I just buy another one.
I mean yeah I've been on an artisan for like my whole life basically since I found out about them so.
Why do you need a new mouse pod?
This one's getting very dirty and I think mixed reviews people say you can clean them
I feel like once you clean them though, they're never the same once you clean them so far
The cloth is never the same
How often do you get one every six months
Yeah, yeah
Care clothes
Hey, it's all it all it all it all that
Spike planted I'm just gonna send over follow me
I
Retake are correct also would be careful by on Amazon lots of fakes
There's a chance it all my are all my orders impact from Amazon is that is that a bad thing?
My old sign actually that bad
How do you know if it's fake or not?
The seller says artisan on the seller chat, here look.
It says, I mean, how do I not, I mean, it'll just say like, artisan, zero, soft, Excel.
I had it sold by artiste
I mean I don't know why I'm doing this in the middle of a fucking
Right now Chad I have the extra soft
Chad I have the extra soft
Should I switch back to the soft or the extra soft
soft I just got a side switch that's so great I used to use the soft back in the
day and then I switched back to the extra soft just fine I honestly I agree I
think the soft is better
that's gonna almost say maybe
that's just fight for it camera's gonna off otherwise okay when you rotate
front beam I just be saying
I'll rotate through the spot
get on it
can we even fight for it?
yeah yeah
ok
I'll see if we can get the fuck out of here
I'm gonna get a grenade
one out
I shot, can you get off me if you
I don't know if they are, they are my soul.
They are my soul.
Chambers mount, chambers mount also.
One more, one more, one more. One is big, one is big.
I
Know Frank I don't like the heat oh, too. It's uh, it's a fast pad. I don't like that. I like the zero
There's nothing wrong with the zero
But wait, are you guys sure I can wash my mouse pad and it be okay cuz if that I'm looking I won't even buy
No, I just washed us
I'll try a break shit.
I don't see anything there.
B, B, B, B.
No, I don't watch my mouth bad.
I just buy one every six months.
They are just unbiked down, B.
One enemy remaining.
Drop in a spot.
Reloading.
They're behind you, middle.
No peeking.
LUL
I am so sorry
sweet dreams asshole
you look it's not a draw
we're reloading
we got this
need a draw
what are you doing?
I see you
you and me
i don't know
i don't know
just stay in here man
no no no
they're mad they're mad
no no
no no
What's that?
I bolted here.
On what happened?
I broke the door on my way.
I knew it, but I just...
You're dead.
Why do I have no patience in life, bro?
Is it bad?
It's bad, bro.
I think I just have patience, bro.
Wanna fight?
Okay.
It's my fault.
You guys like the super light or the viper more by the way
Because you know one thing I'm realizing bro is the super light has no coating on it, bro
I'm low-key realizing lately bro. The super light has no coating on it
Like unless I don't have any grip on this mouse unless my hands are sweating and bro
I'm never sweating. I'm in a video game
The fuck!
It's no bro
I know
I'm alright so chill
Close, close
Sure
Good bye
More
I'm fine
Break door
You have no testosterone in your body bro, oh my god, he's gonna kill both of them.
Oh, do you know I'm flanking, what do you mean?
Okay, I'm flanking.
One enemy remaining.
Four day left.
Muda has more estrogen than a female
I didn't know that, that's my bad
Yo what the fuck do you guys have?
My artisan is fucking cooked
There's a dead zone
I'm using some old ass fucking
What do you mean there's a dead zone, that happens?
Yeah, I don't know, I've had it for so long
I don't know what I did to it
Like some there's some part where I flick my mouse over and it'll like kind of stop it a little bit and mess it up
You want to stop and pick up for you?
Yeah, so yeah, maybe since you're so rich came on me doing what the fuck?
Bro, it's just a mousepad relax. I'm asking for anything crazy. I'm not rich dude
Yeah, I definitely don't have a brand new house and shit. You're not rich though
You want to play
Yeah
One HP
That's all one
one enemy remaining
I'm best for the world
I'm actually best for the world
but I'm actually the best player in my world
whoa I don't know I need to get out of my head
like I actually need to get out of my head bro
I actually need to get the fuck out of my head
still immortal one yeah still immortal one but let's not forget who is the only
human on earth to get rank 1 in NA and EU.
You know,
2023 gamer of the year
Chat also. Yeah, chat actually also. I don't know if y'all know but actually I got a chat
I gamer of the year 223
Gamer of the year 233
Am I watching Jinxie right now
I need to go pull up, I need to put electrolytes in my water, you know what's that.
Ty, do you guys want to come with me or no?
Do y'all not care?
Bro shut the fuck up Liz, you fucking...
Actually, there's fucking wrong with you, bro.
Why are you so invigorating this fucking game?
actually it's something wrong with you bro why are you so invigorating this fucking
game like how are you not addicted but you're still like platinum yo oh my god
I can get stopped saying you dude
my god platinum diamond that's such a big whoa that's such a big that's such
a big difference Liz whoa chat what's everyone's best game that they're good
at here I know I know I can't believe I'm using a Zion keyboard either bro it's
bad bro my tech is not there enough terraria bro you put all your potions
and everything into Terraria into Terraria are you retarded you could have
been good at Rocket League you could have been good at Valorant you could be
good at CS go you could have been good at literally any game and you chose
Terraria? Terraria. Sardu Valley.
I guarantee I would shit on Phleb and Minecraft as long as he's not using fucking vape or
some shit he has had.
I would beat any of you guys in Minecraft 1.8 pbp as long as none of you guys are using
no vape or no fucking cheat or no auto clicker.
No auto clicker, no cheat.
I would literally shit on all of you.
I would shit on all of you in Minecraft 1.8 pvp as long as you guys don't use any auto clickers
No reach no cheat no no 3.1 3.2 reach cheats with auto clicker
No velocity no anti knockback bro. I know trust me. I know bro. I know I know all that's that bro
Hey, listen when you used to get H a when you used to get fucked on sky wars and better wars by a kill or a be hopper
That was me. Unfortunately, bro
I was the virgin hacking using scaffold to get to your building within three seconds. That was me. I'm gonna admit it
I'm gonna be the first to admit it. That was me, but I'm a change man
I'm a change man. So I know something all through that shit. All right. I grew up. I changed
I know y'all still be cheating on that game.
Do any of you guys know who X Turtle is?
This is a wild poll.
I doubt none of you guys know this person though.
Do any of...
Do any of y'all know who X Turtle is?
There's no way anyone here used to know
that guy, it was one of us.
I was like, that's a crazy poll.
I really want lemon, dill, salmon. Josh, can I eat salmon today or should I eat Korean beef stir fry?
You know, low key...
Low key, I don't know, bro. Low key, I'm in the...
Alright, I love Korean beef stir fry. Not a bad shout, not a bad shout.
What time is it? 4.16? Should we wait a little bit longer than... than... than I do this?
Let's open it right now.
Yo, by the way, like, actually no troll's hat, no troll, no troll.
Do y'all actually fuck with my haircut? I cut my hair.
That looked way better, right? Like, way better, bro. Don't even troll.
Like, actually don't even lie.
I understand you really don't
Like Liz, you know if you were ovulating you it's a little I look good, but since you're not
I'm not ovulating, I guess, I'm not, I don't know if you said I'd be like this.
Yo, is there any girl that chat, how does it feel to ovulate? Like are you just horny 24-7?
Like it's just, you know, can I know? I would like to know.
Okay, stop. I'm gonna end stream. I'll see you tomorrow, peace out.
I
Joe by the way, holy shit, it's raining like crazy
easy.
What's the loan do I put on chat?
What's the loan do I put on chat?
Why do you guys instantly assume I have your savage?
Cause you're Arab.
But I don't, but no, no, but do you all see how I'm not a typical Arab because I don't
have your savage?
So that's how you all know I'm not toxic or anything.
That's how you all know like I'm a good man to settle down with, you know, I'm
I'm not like a toxic man who's going to cheat on you, like, you know?
I wouldn't cheat on anyone. What was wrong with you guys?
I love you man anyway
Cheater cheater woman beater?
Fuck
Alright
So what should we watch on fray
Like what even is that?
Yeah, she's so chopped. Bro, you're actually so chopped.
Like you're actually so chopped.
what the fuck who is this girl a homeless woman is better than this slop I
would cheat on you like who is you who the fuck is this bitch who is this what
the fuck who is you what do you mean whoa no no no no Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz Liz
this list. Oh, oh my God, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz.
Yo, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't even stop, shut up.
Stop, stop, stop.
Don't even stop.
Was that all?
And in the game, yeah, he actually made a mistake.
The player with white, he was protecting himself.
He went for an aggressive move here.
But because he made this mistake,
because he only has a minute on the clock.
Like you can see his time, he was low on time.
So even the best players in the world make mistakes
and the player with black was like,
oh, I can take his bishop
because his knight is not protecting it anymore.
This type of tactic is called deflection.
What do you think is going on this guy's head right now?
Like genuinely, what do you guys think
is going into this guy's head right now?
This case overloaded.
Like a piece on the defense is overloaded.
Like it has to just be fucking empty like in one ear out the fucking other
This guy's probably thinking a fucking succor on Thursday right now. I swear to God
This guy's probably like I can't wait for the E dates
Like he's the easy thinking about the fucking E date in two days. Here's the last one. This one's pretty cool
So you have a chance to become the world champion
All right, that is Magnus. We're going back to
2016 all right
We are in New York City
and this is the position.
So the player with black?
I mean, I don't even know...
What's that chat? Let me make the boss call.
Chat, let me make the boss call.
Chat, let me make the boss call real quick. Let me make the boss call. Let me just call
I'll have eyes real quick.
And the boss called and- and I-
Muda hi boys. Do you I'm sorry hi boys? I have to make the boss call bro, dude
I got time don't jinx these chats
What I swear to God? I need your help boss. I need your help. I'm serious. Yeah, I'll fix that
Thank you fucking band
What the fuck?
Highbites!
What?
Highbites!
He fucking banned me!
He said let me fix that
and gave me a bin!
Highbites, Highbites
You fucking asshole
Oh, what the...
Boy, I actually love Hylo. How is that actually too funny, bro?
It's actually too fucking funny, bro.
It says, let me fix that and then fucking ban me.
Is Liz still banned? By the way, I feel bad.
I feel like she would have typed by now.
I feel like she would have typed by now.
Like, Liz can't go three seconds without typing. She's definitely banned.
Can someone unban time? Can someone please unban Liz?
You're a bitch.
I chat and-
Yo chat, okay, is it okay if I eat my food and not play Valorant?
but instead watch videos on YouTube while I eat so we can take a break for
approximately 10 to 15 minutes so everyone's brain receptors gets unfried
and I can eat more food
I'm still laughing at high-vives this motherfucker said let me fix that for you and then fucking
banned me instead I should I should love high-vives actually funny um I try give me one sec I'll
be back I'm gonna get some food you know what's that yo what YouTube video do we watch what
YouTube video should be what you do this much should we watch what should we
watch oh Drake surprises it better better by them with a rose voice you
guys know I love Drake let's watch the video this guy said bro watch bunny
highlights bunny highlights what do you mean bunny highlights what's that
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna give my food, I'm gonna give my food, you know.
I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna give my food, you know.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Yo, hi, boys.
Yo, hi, boys.
Can you take over my stream for a second please?
Hi, boys.
Yo, follow them.
Follow them.
Oh, there! They got my chili voice!
It's a little chili!
It's a little chili today, guys! It's a little chili!
All right, see what Drake, yo, Drake was good, bro.
Chad, you guys think Drake will ever gift me a car?
So yeah, we're going to gamble tonight, but first, it's the holidays.
My brother Ben was incredible last night, flew here, flew here to do all these streams
with me really. And he's been having a great year, obviously, you know, figuring out how
to make those transitions in your life, figuring out what your calling is, figuring out how
to take that leap forward is a tough thing. You know, I remember Ben talking to me about
streaming a while ago and not wanting to feel like, you know, maybe he would be under
appreciated or not knowing exactly how it would play out for him. And look, it's
It's not for everybody and everything's not for everybody.
What's going on?
Can you take a shirt off of pianos?
It's so cold, I would bro, but...
By the way, if you guys don't know, this is all in Drake's house bro.
Do y'all know how big Drake's fucking house is?
I'm live?
Yeah
Yeah, Drake has a store in his house by the way is a store in his house
Hey man, make sure don't nobody look my way
Nothing bro, um today is the second day of the give back bro. It's gonna be live
Oh
No, I don't think it
Oh, yeah, I know we talk whips all the time
How to motivate you because
2026 gonna be a big year for you. So I didn't know I didn't motivate you. I got I got my I just want to show you my
Yeah, I want to show you my
Cat!
We go out!
This is my home right here by the way.
Come out here.
I know love.
Yeah.
Yeah, good deal.
How big is this fucking house?
I wanna say, you know how we move.
I mean, here, you know.
I own a house.
This is his garage by the way.
Like, what the fuck?
Yeah, I do.
Oh, please!
What's up?
What's up?
This is my house.
This is our house.
You gotta bring them up on this.
This is how it's coming up.
Oh, shit.
This is how it's coming up.
NASCAR, though.
NASCAR.
Now you got your seat down on the side.
NASCAR.
It's a NASCAR.
It's a NASCAR Specter.
I know a lot of British people.
Huh?
I'm gonna take you back to America.
You know how they say in Atlanta 20 got a contract.
I haven't to a virgin edition.
No Cal.
They're all hard to hear.
It's funny.
Oh, what?
Man, it's funny.
I got my twin coming.
20 got a contract with me though.
You know how they say in Atlanta 20 got a contract with me.
20 got a classy bump.
All the way.
Hey!
We saying fun.
I know what's going on.
Bro, how do you get gifted a Rolls Royce for Christmas?
Bro, stop playing.
Are you serious?
Oh, Merry Christmas.
W's in a chapter of Ben.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, I spilled a drink on him.
Bro, tell me your trophy.
What?
You know why you wanna go to the store, it's impossible to stop.
Don't be so hearty, ain't no pain, you wanna face, you can't be pain, you wanna run.
No, tell me you're trooping.
Why?
We got-
Hey chat, maybe I can-
Hey chat, does anyone wanna gift maybe a prime sub so I can maybe one day afford a Rolls Royce?
Does anyone in the chat want to maybe gift a prime sub so I could afford this one day maybe?
Bro, he has elevators in his house.
Starbys with the prime sub I love you, Columbia AM with the prime, I love you, God bless
you too bro, thank y'all, thank y'all, damn Vod's crazy bro, drink is so fucking rich
Bro
John would you guys suck your best friend's dick for ten million dollars?
Okay, honestly, I have no idea why anybody would use a G pro X super light at this point
This is my modded copy coming in at 57 grams because 60 was just simply too much
But well not every mouse has to be super lightly fucking dumbass
Jinxie's $10,000 set up reveal so I woke up today and I said let's do a set up
reveal and Rosie here agreed first things first the legendary chair chat how
many times do you think Jinxie has busted a nut on this chair if you had to
guess obviously if you had to guess
My gaming chair I've been using for three years, not sure what that is, and then of course
we got my green screen.
This green screen right here is cheeky because I can hook it onto my chair and it's awesome.
This right here is my monitor I use for streaming and YouTube videos.
This right here is my gaming monitor with the Xbox controller custom made really clean.
And of course we got the blue-
Why does this guy have a bunch of fucking sticky notes that say twitch juice?
He had a microphone looking spiffy.
This is my mouse.
No, I don't use this mouse for gaming.
I use this mouse for YouTube video.
And of course we got the beautiful Xbox Series X with like a million fans.
Yeah, I should probably clean out my Xbox.
But we got my bed here. This is where I sleep.
Um, I don't really clean my bed cause I feel like there's no point.
And last but not least, the PC!
So I wa-
So this shit probably cost like $2,000, I'm gonna be honest.
This shit is not 10K, I'm gonna keep it a buck shoot.
This shit was more like 2K, max.
Yeah, there's no point to clean the bed.
What do you mean, Frank?
Are you stupid?
Yes there is.
Chad, do you guys do your bed in the morning or no?
See, little baby inside Jake Paul's $30 million.
I'm always going to send you a truck.
You give me that shit and I'm 30 on my way cause a lot of broke.
the first ever M5 CS.
This is how she said it all.
Chad, do you guys like BMWs, Mercedes?
Oh, actually, you know what, different question.
Out of the M3, M4, M5, M8 competitions, what would y'all choose?
Out of the M5, M3, M4, and M8, what would y'all choose?
really? M3 is the best of all worlds, that's what I think too, that's why I got an M3.
My dream core was an M4 chat until I sat in the M4 and I said damn bro what if I want
people in the backseat. So now I'm going with M3.
To have a question, what's the fastest car between the M3, M4, M5, and M8?
What's the fastest BMW out of those?
M5, you dumbass, really?
How fast is the M5 CS horsepower?
Damn.
Yeah, but isn't the M5 heavy so it makes the car slower?
Okay, Chad, would you guys rather have a classy car or like a sports car?
I think my next car that I'm gonna buy chat is gonna be like classy car that I take when I want to like chill
You've probably heard of exchange well fuck this shitty ass video bro shut up fuck it piss me off now
Muna did you ever play Pokemon go? Yes, bro. Oh my god
Yes, bro, I did
You know chat one thing I'll never understand and maybe I don't understand because I don't
have the money yet but I wonder if why if people have money between a Lamborghini and
a Porsche they go Porsche maybe I don't understand yet because I don't have the money to buy
either one but you know hopefully one day but bro I don't understand I would always
Just choose Lamborghini over Porsche I feel like.
the
new creaser is born. The first plug-in hybrid V12 engine.
Holy shi-
Shine the sound of the engine with the light of a new beginning.
Thunder and lightning finally together.
Bo-chan, do you guys, uh, are you guys happy about the all-electric changes in the future
or no.
The roar of our history.
Wait, what's the benefit of having a hybrid?
What the fuck is this?
Fifteen, thirty, eight, eight.
I'm like, hey, what's up, hello?
See you up in the air as soon as you take to the door.
I just want to chill, got a sack full of tarot.
Give me to the money, introduce her to my store.
Show her how to whip me down with mix and dip below.
She's like, yeah, queen, I don't know if I can go.
You've been telling us what to do if there is no.
We said, uh, don't talk to natural animals.
Yeah, can you take a wild guess Devon who said that fucking Frank this dumb fuck
Dude Fortnite was such chat name a better game
Name a better game than Fortnite when it came out and it's prime.
Name a better game than Fortnite in it's prime.
Minecraft is probably the only close thing to that.
even is this fucking like
he can't do anything he's gonna damage one
damage one
damage one
damage one
how do i really worry
you take it that's it
i want to get out of the league
but i won't lie though i do see the hype in potions
but potions do look fire as fuck
i'm not going to lie
that looks like
Fuck is this.
You know what we at, it's prom time rapping.
Let's go ahead and get into it.
We got our challenger over here.
Yep, yep.
T-Bomb, 225.
We're on that.
225.
Is that Eric?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?
I
Drink that
Super hot fire I
Spit that
Two and a half men I watch that
Alright, check me out.
Glasses, jacket, shirt.
Call me Glasses Jack and Shirt Man.
Call him that.
I'll call me Super Hot Boy.
100 degrees leather jacket.
Cause I'm Super Hot Boy.
I close soul eyes.
I'm not a rapper, a super hot. I'm not a rapper, I'm not a rapper.
Alright, I'm sorry I got lost and I'm trying to
thought of just all that goodness I just heard. Go ahead and get this crowd pumped
up just a little bit more if you can't eat steak.
T-Bone man, T-Bone, get his name right man, T-Bone, yeah, okay.
Producer, is this what they put me up against?
Super hot?
I never heard of you.
I'm looking at him like, is he stupid?
I'm about to murder you.
My crew ain't waiters, but I'm not even serving you.
I'm like, Shaq, I get fouled, and then his back, he'll take 30.
Shots.
Your girl always confused my John with his spoon.
Pops.
Yeah, it's tall enough so she can ride.
Knots.
I got the tool, but for you, I keep the merchandise about the shots.
They told me I had the battle and I'm like this is who they set up?
You ready?
I'm like nah, I can't be here.
This must be a set up.
Round two.
Get down.
Get down.
Round two.
All right, go ahead and get into it, champ, y'all.
Look, look.
Pulling our pants for this one.
Pull them up.
First of all, I'm not your friend, so stop looking at me.
Second of all, I'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me.
I
Killed off of me
I'm not the English man's whole career. What career what career love
Boom bam, oh, bye, ba-da-ba boom pow
This is prime time rapping you see what goes down we're done here's a rap champion
HOTS JUST WON THAT!
PULL THEM DOWN!
That was so stupid of them.
Yo, that's your target, bro.
That's your target, bro.
Yo, what's like the most OG video y'all remember watching?
That, like, everyone, like, knows about.
That, like, everyone knows about.
What's a YouTube video so old that everyone knows about?
Yeah, Charlie bit my finger, I know that one.
Yeah, yeah.
Boom!
Two plus two is four, minus one, that's three fit max.
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees.
See your gelt in the park, that gelt is a ocus.
When the team went quack, quack, quack.
You remember this I remember this this is this was crazy when this dropped through the whole world. Oh my god
Oh my god
This is crazy, that was like O.G.O.G. O.G.
OH MY GOD!
YES bro, YES, bro, YES, bro, YES, bro, YES
Bro, look at Savage! Look at Savage here bro
All these niggas still in my stock I get my flow back. Yeah
Well when savage raps about like murder and shit bro like a murder and killing people and robbing people in broad daylight, bro
This motherfucker looks like the sweetest boy. I've ever seen in my entire life, bro
Like this the sweetest he's got those tight jeans on with the Jordan retro one to the Jordan retro fours
You know what the like with this like long-ass jacket bomber zipper jacket
Smiling like you just happy to live on earth, bro
And then Kodak black legit looks like he's on every single drug in the entire universe
And then little yoddy looks like you just came out of a fortnight fucking custom crater pack code
like a battle pass skim like like yacht it looks like you just came out of a
battle pass fortnight
yeah I push this shit all day
don't let me try that money
hey I'm not gonna say nothing
hey like little oofy left with the only known person here
for that bitch yeah would you be starting
stop okay don't piss me off
I
Fuck that I saw that shit
30 on my wrist 30 on my
30 on my 30 on my
Fuck bro, lookie. We can get radiant chat chat. We get radiant today, right?
Man, you guys can get radiant today
Huh, do y'all think I get radiant today, bro? I'm not in the mood to play horror
Low cam in the middle of the place siege though. I'm down the place siege, but like fuck that
I'm not playing horror bro fuck this shit. You're closer to diamond than radiance
Why is there so many fucking duelists like I don't get it
Do I really play initiator here?
Yes! I pumped!
Mura, did you remember this video? 16 years ago.
Not a really shit at all bro.
16 years, I've never watched this before.
I'm really honest, I've never watched this before.
Also they say she's real bro.
What the fuck?
frack like tanning 25 last game bro
I don't want to play taxes this year bro
is there a way to get out of taxes like
legally is there a way to get into taxes
legally like there's got to be a way to
get rid of taxes bro bro fs come on
bro push on there's got to be a way
to like get out of taxes right bro
I mean shut I write everything off, but still there's gotta be a different way, bro
Pujon, can you call me later tonight? I feel like you look smart, bro
Like I'm not saying that because you're Indian. I'm just saying like like what is like?
Pujon, I feel like you're good with money, bro
He's gonna hire me and I'm gonna make him spend more money
Bro push on you live in Toronto too, bro
Like I know brawl like you have to have a corporation opened. Okay. I have one too
But there's no way you're not paying at least six figures in taxes a year
Like you have to pay at least on your K year
Unless yeah, like you have at least on your K year at least
Unless you're doing something fucking shady, which if you are I need to know to please
I don't even know how to say that word, Bujon.
Like, what even is that word?
Going to philotropy?
Philotropy?
Philotropy?
I don't even know how to say that word, bro.
philosophy how do you say that word chat philosophy I don't fucking know bro
close enough I'm in W bro Rekai ass reading like all right wait become the
president no tax if you're a president you don't have to pay tax like what's
What type of bullshit is that, what the fuck?
How do you run for president though?
like, uh, Kanye, channeling for president?
they're both there both there one out and then one nice out double up double up
nice good shit chamber like that I like that confident aim baby I fuck with that
fuck with that
let's do it let's do it let's have a buck chat you guys think I could run for
Presidency like be honest, bro. Do you all think I can work for presidency? Come on. Keep it a buck me, bro
Keep it a buck
Keep it a buck me, bro. Come on. Keep it a buck with me chat. Keep it a buck with me, bro
Fuck no hell no sob
No sob emoji
Ken pigs fly
Fuck
Fuck with this fucking team
chat you should do a shotgun count death we should do a neon shotgun count death
every time we play this game and just see and just see if we can get up to a
hundred you know like genuinely
yo is it dead sniping?
yeah yeah
that's how we get the 10
reload it
the cross begins
my man i needed you bros
i hope that doesn't
i'm sorry
i'm searching to look for one
if you don't need one
alright let's run
i got spiked
yeah i didn't get much
can you smoke nautics?
yeah
Not begins!
100, only 8.
Spike down mid!
It's impossible.
How much the weight do you have?
Zero.
But let's go A, let's go A, let's go A, let's go A, and well to be fair bro come on, our
club has one kill and our jet has zero kills.
Not time to talk shit, I'm just saying that it's not snipe, nah, we're losing.
Well to be fair.
What made you do snipe?
No, I'm not calling you guys shit for dropping zero.
I'm just saying that before we blame snipe, but we got to blame ourselves first
You just blame snipe before we even said anything. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? Everyone? No noise. No noise
Let me see if there's a stage here
Let's go say it, let's go say it. Why are we talking? Let's go bro
I
Sometimes
Okay
No, okay.
I meant the wall of divine you changed, wall of you changed.
Wachiyat Allah on my soul, on my life, on my dead cat's life you changed.
Hi friend of glass, bro.
Free, yo, one, well, one divine knew me for a week, less than a week.
Muda, you look good today.
Muda, I like your outfit today.
Muda, I like your hair today.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Actually
Every mood of your
Starts off as like having a crush on mood up and then it goes like being like my best friend
I saw a crush on you go going to worry about
Fucking hate you, but I hope my truck comes flying into your fucking house and breaks you and your fucking PC
Sorry, you're patient not you not you your PC
uh i think v3
divine how's your uh how's your talking relationship right now
we can unbeat if you want
is it going good?
120 stage
I hope you find out he's talking to like three other girls, I hope you find out he's talking
like three other girls
so who is in a relationship type 1 type 1 if you're in a relationship type 2 if you're single
Type 2 of the single, type 1 of your interrelationship.
First of all, Isaiah, I know you're a bitch ass and in type 1, Isaiah.
You're dying single, bitch.
Alright, don't fucking piss me off, Isaiah.
Like, I mean, I didn't know the judge had the power of a nuclear facility attack.
Like this judge without fail, one-taps me across the world every time.
I could be up in the air and it'll somehow one-tap me. I don't understand.
Like, I'll never understand, bro. That gun is so OP.
You will not kill my ally.
One enemy remaining.
Hey good luck bro good luck good luck good looks
So you just have to be great bro, that's all we have to do that's all it is bro. That's all it is in life, bro
It's all it is
Are you great bro my great bro I'm better than great
You know I stream with no okay, I stream with my okay who said that
Okay, but actually, I don't know how you have the mental like 42 to stream with no delay
Oh, have you seen my clips?
Like do you know why I'm famous bro?
It's because I want to fucking swallow my mouth
Is he with every game?
No, not with every games, because I have a fucking neon charge
I mean, you're a charity all games
All games
I'm literally 15 and 10 bro, come on
Hey, hey, chill bro
Uh, no more, Mr. Nesca
You better than Nesca
Obviously
Spike planted
I mean I'll never understand that bro like I'll never understand that in my entire fucking life bro
Oh my god Saul what the fuck is in your right clicks bro I have no idea shit never hits
like that.
Devino is actually such a good girl, such a crazy, you know Devino is actually such
a good girl back in the day, like seriously I'm telling you bro every girl that starts
off watching me every girl that's up watching me is so nice and then and then
I don't even fucking know what happens they get comfortable we get comfortable
with each other and then she just call me a bomber
wait I swear to God I remember one time the violence comes my chance is yo
what's up terrorists with the monkey smiley face no divine reaction such a
good monkey it's crazy reaction such a good monkey with the monkey smiley
face emo
Okay bait of fucking doom by the way
Like zippy this guy's his pants officer joking off
Okay, but it wasn't that funny
It wasn't that funny bro
using the two-spreads and then I just like it.
Eeeh, don't be naughty.
You're gonna leave your slope in the water.
You're badass, boy. You're badass, little fucking kid.
You're a mid-soir.
Hey, Jack, I'm gonna be really efficient,
but my ass is nicely... Yo, drop me that gun.
Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Drop me the gun, drop me it, drop me it.
Jack!
I
Jetsu
Everyone see everyone see everyone see
There's only one man who can stop this push and it's noodle
Oh
Y'all know me bro for this light work sniff lettuce with the tier one sub. I love you bro. God bless you
Chat by the way, I don't know this is an al-yo chat type one if mooda changed. I want to make sure subs watch ads
I want to click the setting where myself start to turn watching ads, Shaz, NW and O, NW and O.
I'm still here
Alright, now we're gonna get beat
Hey, we made it
That's what I was doing
That's what I was doing
anything I've got is not a
way to break the time like this
rock like this so I have
shot him like this, shot him like that
Mooda can you read the vines chat please
I can smell it
it's working out actually
it's working out
I don't know why we changed it was because of that go-per-jure
Hey, hey, hey
Oh my god, Devon you're fucking taking me out of the game bro
140 in the end
Devon you're taking me out of the game
Is that all three?
Yep, I don't know
Can you hate us, Muda? No, I love you
I love you. I love you guys and if it wasn't for you guys in my ecosystem of my circle core community
Bro, I don't think we'd have a core community bro chat type 7 if you're a part of the core community
Type 7 if you're a part of the core community
I
Don't know any of you who the fuck is noodle who the fuck is divine who the fuck is drowned who the fuck is famous
bro we'll fuck her any y'all bro hey uh ivergy yes you are a part of the
co-community fantasy max yes we're a part of the co-community
yes you are a part of the co-community yes you are uh dania yes
That's a bad part of the pro community.
He's scary.
That was...
Uh...
On crit!
I'm gonna say that should have given Whiteboard...
Hey, Muda!
My name is Mooney.
I wanna say my ass is fat.
Can we go on a date?
Sure.
Of course we can, Mooney.
Of course we can.
I like fucking KFC.
What am I always...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
He's funny, bro.
So I'm gonna report you guys...
You will not kill my alive!
I'm in a Spectre vs Vandal and I lose.
Like I mean I don't know bro.
Take my pants off, slap me on the ass, open my asterisks and put a dick in my ass if I'm gay.
Like I don't know. Like how does they even hit that to me?
I don't know, it should make no sense, whatever. All good.
Like I don't understand how he hits that, it should make no sense, actually.
It literally makes no sense.
Hey Muda, my name is Selena. I want to say you are so sexy. Muda, can we please go on
a date and have sex? Selena, Selena you're so cute. I don't know if we can do that though.
Faithless Max the three months in advance. I love you bro. God bless you. This guy
the chat said Muda you're going mainstream you changed like motherfuckers hate seeing
someone succeed bro like motherfuckers hate seeing people succeed like you guys
actually would rather be at 1k 2k viewers rather than like average anything
more than that for some reason I don't know why
chat be honest but would y'all say Muda changed if I start averaging like 10
15,000 viewers in the chat that's going fast so I can barely read your guys's chats
Does that count as muta changing chat if muta gets 10k viewers in the chat that's going fast and I can barely read your guys's chats
Did much age
No
One enemy remaining.
So fucking easy bro.
You don't want to read half of my chats?
Uh, Kira, let me tell you why.
Because if I read your chat and I fucking brick this,
like, I don't even want to read your chat.
I don't even want to read that chat.
Like, I don't even want to read that one that you just sent.
Like, I don't know.
They're retarded.
Mooder and a five feet one inch Latina baddie with a super juicy ass and I want to shot on your big sexy nose JK and just like you in a terrorist.
Like what? Are you a fucking saying?
Chai I promise I'm gonna get ready at this week. I promise I promise I promise I'm gonna get ready at this week. I promise.
I promise I promise I promise.
By the way, I want to let y'all know that I'm not balding. It's my headset dense
This is not balding. This is a headset dense. I promise I promise I swear to God. I
Swear on my life. I'm not balding like a walla like I'm telling y'all walla on everything. I love. I'm not balding, bro
It's literally it's literally it's literally just the headset dense
Yo, you know what thing I do when I start taking chat?
I want to start taking Minoxidum, but the oral one, the oral pill.
That way you just get, but unfortunately you get hair all over your body, like everywhere.
Which I don't want that shit bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck, shall I?
Hey Muda, my name is Liz Aru, I just broke up with my boyfriend Alush, can we get
together?
Like Jesus, I don't know. Liz can you chill out bro? You just gotta like, come on, relax.
I'm being great!
Hey, Mude, can you say this without messi- No, no, no!
Hey, Mude, can you say this without messing up?
Betty bought her, bought some butter, but she said the butter's bitter.
Like what? Bro, do you mind? Do you think I'm dumb?
White Saffron with the Prime. I love you. God bless you.
God, it's so fucking good.
You
I love my curly back.
I ain't wearing us nut ex.
If you don't say it, the wreck could give a fuck.
Check, y'all think we can hit 5k subs and make my dream come true?
Check, y'all think we can hit 5,000 subs and make my dream come true?
Check.
Hey, if there's anyone in this chat right now that's able to gift 5 subs...
Your barber might be a sleeper agent.
Anyway, good luck with the games.
Much love less than 3.
Anyway, check.
Thank you for the 1,000 bits.
Check.
Oh my god, it's Dizzy with a tier 1 gift.
a tier one gift, I love you.
Hey bro, let's start gifting today.
you
you
you
you
you
You know how big it is Melvin yo, uh, okay, but anyway yo what I did a segment for tomorrow
I used to give it a good segment not so much try to win a game with no guns
No, by the way, when you by the way, you know when you come to Windsor, bro
Bro two man's every night two man's
I think you know that, thank god, of course your name is Gunny and you locked chamber
you fucking pussy.
I don't know.
Fuck.
Play Valiant with your new girlfriend for a segment?
Who's my new, who's my girlfriend?
wait it's all right no it's good wait who's my girlfriend
gamer RL RL with the five gift that I love you god bless you
I'm dead okay bro one time one time over healed over healed
oh my god bro no no no don't even check don't even check
it's about to run out nice
why are you saying oh my god four bro do you not know who you are bro
Come on, dude.
I saw Muda with Bunny on...
No, I didn't make it just run through.
I saw Muda with Bunny on VRChat stream, off stream.
Like, bro, no, you did not. I hadn't loaded up.
Yo, by the way, can someone tell me why I logged on Twitch late at night?
A2Gwapo.
RawDogMood.
Fucking who else?
Like, why is everyone on VRChat right now?
Not chat we me and Jinxie that I started a new wave me and Jinxie that
I started a new wave bro me and Jinxie that I started oh and brain
I think I know how to do this, yeah.
Lack of all, how the fuck?
Howdy.
Well, there's a new hole in the shotgun, probably.
Just make noise around the back, as I am safe watching on.
By the way Chad, I just want to say any girl I fly out will be able to drive my M3 competition.
I got builds to pay tomorrow, man. Sorry, I can't afford it.
Any girl I fly out gets to drive my M3.
Jack can help you pay him.
Can't wait for the 20v2. It's going to be so much fun.
right buddy you just buddy you get me here you go bro what the fuck some of
by me
oh hey guys I don't think they're right you're crying right now with the three
months I love you God bless you how about I fly you to Dubai
Y'all make RBX on VIP.
Huh?
RBX must kill VIP.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
One enemy.
Wait, this one.
Last one.
Last one.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
B.
Bro, I really do wanna go on vacation one day, chat, but I just, I couldn't do it, I don't
know why I never wanna go on vacation, bro, cuz that fucking pussy ass Asian Jeff kid
in fucking Fortnite, bro.
Like he terrified me at taking vacations.
I never wanna take a vacation ever in my life, cuz that fucking pussy.
I don't think he...
They're on truck! Luka! Who's this guy?
Alright.
There's a good guy.
Allah hu Akbar!
Luka should be the chamber, he always throws smoke.
Smoke? Alright.
Smoke's red.
Full-soft! Full-soft!
Of course I'm going to die, of course, out of everyone.
Nice job, Rana.
Dang!
What happened, what did Asian Jeff do?
Asian Jeff was a Fortnite streamer that was literally on the climb, like 10k subs, 10-15,000
viewers, went on vacation, came back, had 100 viewers.
I paid my bills.
Rvx with the 10 gifted. I love you so much. God bless you. Oh my god, Rvx. I love you
I guess won't I love you bro chat 5k subs. Oh my god last game already
career is going great but the rest of me faded slowly my half yo bacon alone
oh my god I got sucked last fucking ugly ass tp yeah I should fall for that
I'm not the suck more than with the prime. I love you. Don't bless you. I'm just gonna sit in spawn bro. I'm just playing faster up to it
You can't do this on purpose
Oh you too, what the fuck yeah chat listen you're an early fighter
Well chat, I don't know the way my like career is going towards like variety chat
I don't know if I ever want to continue the rank one series like in all in all continents on Valorant
The way my career is going though.
How, like, playing more Variety?
L? L? L?
Be gone, be gone.
The bar is up.
Oh, that's a few.
How did he chamber? It's all like-
Do you heal? Do you heal?
I can't I can't okay still going
I'm gonna fucking TV everybody please please please please please please please please please
One two, okay, we got probably all the deep smokes deep smokes coming back right now. I
Can all three ready
yep one shower sexy on Wiley like what
What the fuck is that shit?
Well that alt is the most useless alt I've ever seen in my entire life.
Yeah, no genuinely.
What the fuck do you mean it doesn't lower their accuracy at all?
Bro, bro, bro.
Fully alted, one taps me.
Yeah.
Did you know it's fully accurate?
Fully accurate.
You can shoot 100% speed.
Yeah, yeah.
Well it doesn't slow you and fucking do it.
That's the worst alt in the fucking world.
Oh my god 135 waylays 78 club. He's right close pushing up. I'm gonna tell you guys that I'll do myself
I'll do myself. I'll do myself. I'll do myself
You guys know that Twitch offered me a Twitch deal where I'm not allowed to stream on any
any other platforms for $10 million for one year on Twitch?
Jinx'd see would've got three there, that's why he cut you in that one stream.
Don't fuck yourself, bro.
Turn it up!
All right, I'll let you out of the road.
One enemy remaining.
Yeah!
Yeah, I mean, I really just do shit like that.
Oh, you might have to follow you on Twitch.
I just...
Clutch.
I really just do shit like that.
I really just do shit like that.
All right, bro. It was a little cooler the first time.
I really do shit like that, bitch!
I'm fucking pissing me off, bro.
Wait, can you go nudge it?
No.
No? Can you go let it?
Damn. You fucking hate it, too.
You're a good-ass guy, Muda.
You're a good-ass guy.
Oh my god
You want to play? Let's play
Fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that
I don't know
Good dog, short
I'm taking you now, get in there
Well it's a new hole, that's all
Dang it
Sweet stuff
Well, I refuse to believe I missed I need to actually get a VOD review on that chat
Can I get a clip can I get a clip on that please can I get a
I'm pretty enough get in there close in you all with a sword
Okay one
Yeah, my fucking ass
Sound is everything on the battlefield. So listen for noises. You'll hear those jerks. Hey toffee underscore green
What toffee underscore green fn with the 12?
Raiders, I appreciate you. Uh
If you're from that raid drop a we in the chat, please if you are from that raid drop a me from that chat, please
All right, if you're if you're from that raid drop a me
Gonna be long
I think that's a good idea.
But I'm gonna have to be...
Smoked me.
One by one!
Oh, I've been ulted.
Wow.
I can't even go up over that.
There's no hope for him.
There's no hope for him.
He's alive, he's alive, he's alive.
He's alive, he's alive, he's alive.
Why would I fucking commit to that spray?
Everybody in their mom
knows not to commit to that spray.
Silver knows not to commit to that.
Well, the 50, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Oh, fuck.
please
oh
ah
The tier one get the sub to make it 4,700 subs.
Geez, geez.
Geez, geez, geez, 4,700 subs.
What health condition is your nose?
three, three, two, one.
play rockily tonight chat yes i'm gonna play rockily y'all want to play rainbow
succeeds low key i'm in the mood for rainbow though we're still gonna make
the we're still gonna make the road to champ chat no no i think we do champs i
think we still do our six yeah i think we do our six i think we do our six
until we're completely done with our six like full into our six get champ and
then go try to get try to get SSL and rockily which will probably take
months but we'll just keep playing that game until we get SSL yeah I'm assuming
you love to fight them not years bro months months not your dog
behind us do the midside smoke you all you all
Really? That's what happens? How? Mudo, remember when you lost a 5 gold lead yesterday? Don't
Don't even remind me bro, don't even remind me.
Without a sub hit me up
life round okay we should go hella be long
Do they have an outlaw?
What the fuck did you just say?
I
Know my god
Elbow the marshal elbow the marshal elbow the marshal elbow the marshal inside to you
Wait, I'm on the way to come.
One more, one more, three, two, one!
Haha!
Like, how the fuck is he there, the second I get there, though?
Like, once?
He'll be hopping there.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Right, no, bro, I should get an assist on that fade for that.
Yeah, that was nice.
Great jump, sure.
I'm on too low of a sense to be doing 360s like this man, it's hard
Look at me too
I'll do it just for you man
Dealer with these 20 months. I love you so much. God bless you. I love you
Sure TP on us
nice kill
I mean you guys are all terrible
40 oh they're out CT bro
what is this clip you guys keep sending me what is this
below who got one camera missing missing plays a
I did. Tomorrow VR chat? No, after tomorrow. Pro chat at 20v2. What the fuck are we going
first one taking contact that is low-key your job I'm not gonna let me know
what about my radar is looking your job what about you then where are you
I'm a youth a lot
Club haven't fade back side really you all shimmer plank
Of course dude can't baby
We have an idea
Chad, I have an idea.
I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea.
After me and Jinxie do a 20v2, the winners, we should do a VR 2-man.
And VR.
I
Just don't have a time bro
No wait are you fucking stupid like actually to piss me off are you are you like are you
rage-bitting?
Whoa calm down bro what's happening bro?
Bro you just killed the guy in an entry to interview with no comms no nothing that's like
some shit like I would do four years ago.
That's some shit you do today bro.
No I don't do that anymore dude.
That's what you do today I had to beg it to you.
That was a good ass entry for me bro I don't know what you want.
What's an actual VR headset? Yeah, let's do that again
10
FLASH
Yo, there's a tether
You're fighting
One tip here
Oh, yeah, alright, well, we can't take that shit
Let's go dude
There's a tether, brother
One TP, two TP, care.
Yeah, one's going to be the shower.
Nice, care shower, care shower.
Is VR actually...
One TP again?
No, there's like my short please.
Is VR actually gonna...
Yep, dumbass.
I'm going back short, you can't smoke it.
I'm not getting anywhere near I'm not going anywhere near bro I'm not going anywhere near Jinx he's fucking chest tournament bro fuck that
bro he's acting like this is fucking new science
he's working on chamber
what?
like the city is working?
what?
let's go away guys, ovault
this shit is really good, gotta believe me
you want to play, let's play
I mean, are you not supposed to smoke?
Am I stupid or are you supposed to smoke Kevin?
Wait, wait, actually, am I supposed to smoke Kevin there or no?
Am I just retarded?
I
Bro, um, let's go hookah as for chamber go long chamber come long chamber come long chamber come on
No noise. I think you heard you the first time
No noise stop no
I suppose
No noise relax breathe breathe breathe lower your cortisol we do what do we do come be come
no noise done out done out okay done out right now stop beating out come here
yeah I can't go now bro I gotta get my smokes we should pair our flashes
jump out jump out
I don't care I don't care I'm literally beating everyone all right same shit we're gonna walk
Could be with our guns out breathe lower your cortisol gun out take fights
No, you tell fuck you tell please just gun outs
Walk you all
Walk you all no dog
I guess we're going a hookah hookah hookah. Sorry
Stop making noise
Gun out I said no you tell I said no you tell
No, you tell gun out gun out
Two one
Bro stop cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel
Why are you throwing bro? Why are you trolling? Alright, I don't give a fuck
fuck you bro, fuck you
mash it to itself then bro, I'm just gonna run it down
We did a hot blood siege after this, bro.
I just bought R6 in the background to save yourself the loading time.
I actually don't know.
It's for you there when you die.
You want to play, let's play.
You're f**king Earth!
From the wall.
Like the whole team did an entry by the way, Chamber is still on A with an AWP.
feels like a taric stream just watch party
Let them try to catch me.
Need a drop.
I can't type what's fucking key what's fucking shitty as
I'm dead.
HULK OUT!
I'm behind you.
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you!
BIKEDOWN A.
Last player standing.
You're done.
I can see this now, I can see this.
Oh
Ready ready chat like this like this like this
The game just starts where am I he has outlaw by the way not off
Not off outlaw. He's outlaw. Where am I right here? This guy's waiting for me to sweet
He has an outlaw in overtime
It's outlaw and overtime. It's outlaw and overtime overtime Vandal up
We all have full shield the only person that doesn't have full shield is
Fucking Muda with light shield with up and he knows this the only person
That doesn't have a full shield is the streamer. So he has outlaw. Let's see how he plays this
Okay. Rotates. Okay, cool. No noise, by the way. No noise, by the way. The dog just missed.
The dog just missed. Where's his weapon? Why can't this see his weapon?
Why can't this see his weapon? Hello?
like you're such a piece of shit bro you are such a piece of shit bro you are
so fucking you are such a waste of fucking failure but gosh such a failure
you are such a failure to this fucking life but I swear to God I swear to God
but you are such a failure this guy half clears it doesn't even clear
heaven. He doesn't even clear heaven properly. What is this clear, bro? What is this clear,
by the way? What is this clear? One millisecond heaven. One millisecond, not even, not even
one millisecond heaven. Goes right towards me. Like, get the fuck out of here, bro.
You're such a failure to life, bro. You're such a failure to life. You are such a
Fucking failure. I mean you guys get rage bait all you want. I don't give a fuck. It's just such like this is such like useless
Life, that's such a useless life. This is such a useless life, bro
You can be doing anything, but you can be helping your mom working in nine to five
Struggling to put food on the table for your dumb ass
Re-retarded son of hers that sitting in her fucking basement
Stream sniping a streamer for our are with nothing in his future
Failing all of your classes and all you're doing is stream sniping a streamer
I feel bad for your mom
But your mom has to go and get up in the morning every morning at 8 a.m. To provide for a fucking
Actually just get a life, bro
You need to get a life, bro. You need to get a life. You need to get a fucking life
Genuinely need to get a fucking life, bro
You need to actually get a fucking life, bro. You were such a fucking virgin. Yeah, actually horrible, bro
Actually horrible like genuinely horrible, bro. You're horrible, bro
There's gonna be nothing you can fucking like you are fucking horrible, bro
Like actually horrible human being like actually horrible human being. I
Don't give a fuck gunny shut the fuck up, bro gunny shut the fuck up you fucking retard
Shut the fuck up. You're a failure to life, bro. Fuck out of my fucking. You actually have failure
You're a failure, bro. Don't get a job. Go help your mom, bro. I feel bad for your fucking mom, bro
I feel bad for your mom, bro. Go help her, please
Actually, give me off this fucking game, bro. It's filled fucking losers, bro
Like actual losers
literal losers outlaw
The only person that doesn't have
clears heaven for a millisecond not even clears heaven for a millisecond go
straight to my angle then tries to go into my chat to defend himself you are
such a failure to life but please help your mom bro help your dad I don't even
know if your dad's in the picture he probably left because just a fucking
useless son I swear to God like actually shut get the fuck out of my
chat bro go suck my dick I don't give a fuck no no I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck I'm not chillin. I don't give a fuck that fucking pussy could suck my dick bro
I don't give a fuck know fuck chill fuck chill stream sniping in a video game fuck chill
fuck chill
fuck chill
Fuck chill fuck chill that ass fuck chill
fuck chill
This guy stream sniping in a fucking video game in a fucking video game
fuck that guy bro actually I may have said too much but I got deserves that
guy deserves worse but he deserves the worst like that ass but I'm just
streaming so I can't say too much but I swear to God I would next next bro
there's no point bro it's whatever you win bro you win bro you win you win you
fucking win bro
I'm not attending when I do a show and get a ticket good business can clean millions. I got division
I've been had it since no scrubs and no pigeons
Even back when I was in this poppin when they told me take a arm
you
you
you
you
you
you
Chaz, I chew good!
Can you meet me halfway?
You found the bomb. Then you're waiting with location and defuse.
I'll get my gun back and I'll second-tick the shot.
I'm not sure honestly, but they have a cave.
I have a cave.
I knew it.
Okay, close on top.
I got it.
Should I have drone?
Should I have drone?
What did I do wrong there?
What did I do wrong? Did I have drone chat?
Alright maybe it's just you opening up, picking up her.
Oh my pink swat, it's lean!
He's still on my pink.
He ran across right side.
I think I actually did see a bandit in there for me though.
Drone were not in copper.
I'm not sure what that is.
Smokes back on one thing.
Someone's sending mine to A-bomb as well.
So we're in cobblestone!
What the fuck is Kabul stone?
Swampy!
No, like I know Kabul stone, I'm not like, what the fuck is Kabul stone and fucking siege?
Blast, blast, blast, blast, blast. Nice, you saw him, he's right there, he's right there.
He's inside, he's inside.
He's on airborne.
Holy shit that opened.
Can you meet me halfway?
Nice bro.
He's on an air with the first shoot.
Good shoot, good shoot.
Nice something.
Please go on games.
I appreciate it.
That comp's on me, that's my fault.
Can you meet me halfway?
Get that shit out.
Damn chat, we're starting to get comps bro.
That's how you know we're like low-key high-evo.
I'm the lowest one, Arran, right, there's a bronze port.
Two plats on the other team.
fuck is this bro I don't care anymore bro I actually don't care anymore
I'm not sure if I can get the bomb.
Bomb!
The drone has located a bomb.
Chais is back, new!
Ten seconds to go.
No.
Insertion in five seconds.
Proceed to bomb location and defuse it.
of the line
against anyone on the balcony
I will play more on the run out so
the one is like 30% on stairs in garage
Where are you?
Hostiles, second floor.
Just...
Twitch, I need to get it in there, man.
I'm fine, I'm fine. There's one pushing out.
Well, chat that recoil on Twitch's gun is actually good, bro. I won't lie.
Like, they're not good. Sorry, hard.
Like, Twitch recall is low-key hard, bro.
So, chat, what's the difference...
Chat, what's the difference...
...of, like, a plat and where I am right now?
Is that, like, just map knowledge, better mechanics, better recall control?
Like, what's plat?
I didn't see a flat in me.
Oh, Cain's in main bridge.
what is that what what is this what agent does that
10 seconds left.
What?
Got a 1 5 seconds left.
Yes!
It's an up 4.
Friendly mission successful.
Do y'all like this map? Is this map good? Do y'all like this map?
I don't mind.
Definitely not my favorite, but we are winning Moodle went to next to the S segment
Dude, S is going to be on pause for a bit bro and we got face at level 10
Probably at least.
That's some burgers on the other team bro
Like it's definitely going to be Rainbow 16
So like a little bit bro for a while actually until I get champed
Oh, I should don't know who to play here.
But why does everyone say knock? It's knock really good, but it's knock do.
This game is your drone to locate a bomb.
That's it, you just can't see on cams, that's gonna be the worst thing ever.
Good night Frank. I love you both Frank stay up. Why is it sweet?
Come on, I emptied my kit.
Come on, I emptied my kit.
It's my first time on Habana.
Oh my god, I fucking love you.
I'm gonna try to get to you, but it's gonna be kinda hard, yeah.
Changing mics!
Drops being held.
Should I have thought I blinded him?
They're gonna hear me jump in, but...
It's not letting me revive, it's just...
I'm not alive, Paul.
No idea where from but alright.
Where should we back up?
Maybe.
My god.
He hits that the SMG 11
One's on one thing
Move the winds the one V1
Last one's left over there.
Yeah. Yeah.
Off! Off! Off! Off!
See if you can find it.
He's on!
Yo!
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
We're getting tired of this.
the fuck is he doing?
uh, interesting
chat, if he hit the first flame, we would have won
if he hit the first flame
What was that guy's name?
Capitan?
I don't know what the fuck his name is.
If you shoot the flame on the roof, will it fall down to the ground and then burn on
the ground too?
Capitan?
Okay.
So Loki, he had the right idea.
He just weft hard.
I
Four hours of valorant you changed. What does that even mean?
for assault
Are you in the gym to see family? Yes
Five seconds left
I
For is located a bomb
So where do I put this I don't know what up all probably here
They're playing mine!
I have a solid sleep.
I think he's out in the like aquarium stairs.
definitely
and it's also the xDc holo
see that's it, that was a chat
that was good for me
up until that last part where I overextended
for no reason
everything else was good
everything else was good bro
everything else was good
saw snakes like 10 HP did I just lose us the round did I just lose us the round
fuck
one friendly operator remaining
All my pink one downstairs one downstairs all my pink all the pink literally all my pink right now
Up this is now up the stairs. He's holding you. He went up the stairs
In being on expires in ten seconds
Still oh my god boy
I don't know I didn't know it's there you're talking about I was looking for a thing
I just didn't see no, that's why I was like sending the envy because I'm over here panicking
You're good. You kept that cool. What do you mean? I did not bro. I feel like I just did a line of coke
Optimal it's been a it's been a it's fucked like we're just guys
It's a good coms out of a sun no chat. This is good coms
optimal
I think that's a little bit racist, but...
That's not the coverty.
I guess I'll go around and play Pluto Hendrix.
What the fuck, Mooda Railme?
What's today, chat?
Today is Tuesday, March 31st.
Hit legs today.
Hit some legs today.
Hit some legs today.
I need to get my room back, but I need to get my room back.
the
in a ship
the
all what do I use
Yeah, I'm on the A6 keyboard right now. I'm not gonna lie.
Can you punch roll? Yeah, where?
You want the whole thing? The whole roll along?
No, you can just do like the half.
Ramming me?
Pause.
There's charge above.
Get deployed!
Hey, morning.
Where?
I got stairs.
What?
thing. I don't know this map.
What would you guys rate this like games anti-cheat on a scale of 1 to 10?
Just play time.
I'm friendly, last operator standing.
Remember to take breaks.
Uninterrupted, you take the analyst's thought and I'll get back to you.
Fuck, I forgot full F.
Full F, no, no, no, don't do it.
Because I already have points on my account.
I don't know who the fuck do I go?
Oh, man.
I'm gonna roll.
Who's soulless?
Is this character good for roaming?
I've never played this, uh...
What's this ability chat?
I've never played this character before.
Wait, is it bad to have two roamers chat?
Yeah, let's just go upstairs, please.
No!
Aw.
Yeah, I gotcha.
It's IQ, but on defense.
Bomb location compromised. Plan accordingly.
I don't understand this, like...
Yeah, I don't understand that, I'm gonna be honest.
I got a good lurk chat or no.
Am I deaf?
Do I need new headphones?
Do I need new headphones?
are these headphones bad?
I might have just saw him just deaf. Okay, I'm deaf. I'm deaf.
One friendly operator remaining.
YEEEESSS!
Oh my god.
Oh my gawd.
Alright, let's push for silver.
Let's push for silver one today, chat.
Let's push for silver one today. Let's push for silver one today.
Yo, by the way, what are the point of using boosters, by the way?
And should I get some skins chat should I get some skins
What character is this Valkyrie and I don't play Valkyrie though
Holy shit, there's a lot of these so chat if they're only like two crazy skins in the game one is
Twitch and then the other one is Valkyrie
I
Know no bin lives bin lives, please please please band lives, please band lives. I just played lives
Thank you, I love you
Like, what's wrong with Consulate? Why do you guys not like Cons... Consulate's good, no?
But yeah, what's wrong with Consulate? Why don't they like Consulate?
Mid map? I don't like it either to be honest. Hard to play without a coordinating team, lots
of rats. They banned ace.
Ta-dank with the pure one sub I love you. Oh God bless you. Thank you
Muda your buns
All right
You're in an emerald lobby holy shit, yeah, how am I emerald while being silver bro?
Well, what the fuck
How did that just play?
What?
Bro, my keyboard plays music!
What the fuck?
I
Not clip for me a simple walla my foot on watch
How are they there? Where the fuck are they?
Where are they? How are they in there?
Oh my god
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna start using my, my, my, my, you tell more.
You smell audio with that big nose.
I mean, like, I don't even know, like, I don't know what I'm even supposed to say
to that, to be honest.
Like genuinely, I don't even know, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to
Um, our shield character is hard to use.
Let's see what Jinx is up to today.
Rocket League.
$50,000.
wait there's a someone said someone said modern 80 percent though let's go what
do you talk to your jet like that chat are you all horny type 4
watch this freaking flying on the shelves okay why is everyone typing 4
What games does Sketch play chat?
The drone has located a bomb 10 seconds to go, 5 seconds to go, proceed to bomb location
and defuse it.
Muda, D-O-N-O-F, please.
Maitreya, I love you, have a good night, Maitreya, I love you.
Oh my god, bro get the fuck out of my lawn.
Get the fuck out of my lo-
SONIC!
SONIC!
My God, bro!
Oh, chat. Was that a good round? Be honest. Hey, hey, hey, hey, was that a good round?
Be honest.
Muda, you should try Elo trapping.
What's Elo trapping?
Good for a copper big nose.
Like what?
sobbing emoji.
What is this clip?
Are you Muda's lost brother, buddy?
Muda has a fricking rhinoceros Pinocchio nose, bro.
Who minimize his lost brother?
Umm...
chat this guy's nose is five times the size of mine are you mood as long
Wait for these, it might be an ABG, it might be an ABG.
It might be an ABG.
Chops.
Chops, your mother!
Ten seconds before, sir.
Five seconds to go.
AHHHHH
I'm such a fucking box
Like why am I not droning bro?
It's a bad habits
is no longer in your possession friendly last operator standing
are we still doing comedy night or not no I never said we're doing comedy night
did I I don't think I did I did not sit
well I don't even think we I don't even think we have enough people in this
chat we have enough money to pay for comedy night chat who here has comedy
night who here has seven dollars to pay for comedy night
well so you guys have five dollars to buy comedy night but not five dollars to
sub to Muda.
Stop bro, I'm negative 40 dollars in the bank right now.
Can I meet you halfway for you?
Chad, do we start at the top or at the bottom?
Do y'all know?
I don't know who to go here.
Took my Aruni.
You took every fucking cake there from me, bro.
I don't know who to pick.
Cav?
Is the shotgun good on tavern or no?
Wait it's buns?
Is it actually buns?
of
the
death of
of
death
of
death
of
What the FAAAACK?
What are you doing?
Four eliminated, mission successful.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Like what the fuck!
You're good bro, you're good.
What do you mean Al pre-record bro, I don't understand bro, I still don't understand bro
What do you mean Al pre-record bro, what do you mean Al pre-record, what do you mean by
that?
Like does it what does the stream look pre-recorded to you huh?
Does the stream look pre-recorded to you bro?
Dumbass, does this stream look pre-recorded to you?
I mean, I don't understand.
I
Think it's time you said you would buy me a PC a week ago, and I still not really deceived it
What do you look like chef you look like chef from ratatouille?
Bro, I don't know bro. It's not last game, bro. I'm getting off after this
and
are you right
are friends wonder if you are a german or are you spanish
i'm lovin' ease
you what?
lovin' ease
lovin' ease
he likes to say what type of skin color like
uh... like um... tan?
Wait, yo, yo, you sound like a streamer, bro.
Yo.
Yo.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
What are you talking about?
You stream with Jinxie?
Yeah.
Are you for real?
Yes.
No way, bro.
Yo, you're a dander.
Bro, how does Jinxie have this much motion, bro?
Are you playing for real? Like if I would go to your last game right now, it would be you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yo, I got a half-outside bravian six outs in last round.
Yo, yo, Bruno, you getting on me now, man?
Yeah, how long?
Bro, yo, no way I just, yo, I'm like a lot like, uh...
Are you shimmy or something? I forget, like...
Am I what?
Are you shimmy?
Mooda.
Mooda yes Mooda yes, that's me
Yo, you just got slam I got slam all right
Do all my
Yo, yes, he's a valid. Oh, he's a valid. No, that's how he's get at this game, bro
Oh my god, what the fuck? They're double swinging me!
But I blame small stomping, bro, you should've gone.
Oh my god, bro. Muda, you sound girly as fuck.
Yo, yo, if one of y'all talk shit about my nose one more time, or my voice one
more time, or my Sid the Sloth nipples one more time, bro, I am literally going
to pull you out of the screen. And fuck you!
Bullsardies! Sunny!
Let's go back, let's go back, let's go. Let's lock in, let's lock in.
Yo yo, my friends don't believe your mood up there.
They're like, yeah, who is this guy?
I mean they probably don't know me.
For real?
I mean I play Valor, I don't know if I play this game right?
Yo y'all think I can hit champ?
Do y'all think I can hit champ?
Sweet dreams, I ain't gonna lie bro.
Wait, why? What?
You are not hitting champ bro.
What do you mean?
You ain't gonna lie?
Yo, is you hit champ bro?
Without a stack?
Um...
Small stopper will give you 10 bucks.
Bro, it's like 10 bucks bro.
The fuck? 10 bucks?
Without a stack.
So what are stacks like stacks OP your nose will reach it before
That's true, but you do have a big annouce. Oh my god, bro. Yo, why is guys on my dick in this game? I'm on their team
Why you want seeds so why you like switch?
I'm alive. I'm trying to do a road to road to champion. Oh
Oh yeah keep dreaming bro.
Bro come on.
How many days is this gonna take?
I don't know probably like two weeks.
Oh ho ho ho.
I mean you're going nine or two so you could probably, I'm not gonna lie.
I think you're gonna get a hard start dying me.
Well I'm playing with Bolo tomorrow and then I'm playing with Spoint on Sunday.
For real?
Yeah and then I'm playing with Jinxie on Friday.
Ten seconds remaining.
Are y'all gonna stack up to you there?
Oh yeah you know what you probably can't.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying.
Oh yeah
Wait, so if I go to your last year right now, that's like I'm live
Why's it get tweaking bro?
Study I'm not one of you. Why don't you bro? You're too into
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
We do want to be one of your viewers tomorrow.
Wait, tomorrow is Bolo though.
Tomorrow, I'm pretty sure I'm playing with Bolo tomorrow.
Let me check.
Well, let me see what's the calendar looking like tomorrow.
Segments this week.
We have Bolo comp games Wednesday.
So tomorrow is Bolo.
Tomorrow we're going to do a comp game.
Maybe I want to be one Bolo as well.
Chad, do y'all want to see me 1v1 Bolo or should we do 2v2 Bolo?
Should we do 2v2ing every rank with Bolo or should we just see a 1v1 against Bolo?
Or 2v2ing every rank? I don't know.
Okay, we'll do either 2v2 every rank or 1v1 Bolo. I don't know, we'll see.
We'll see what I can do tomorrow.
And then, yeah, we're pretty much packed this week. I won't lie.
Thursday I have something, and then Wednesday I have something, Thursday I have something,
Friday is an off day, but I hope Joe messages me back, because that'd be pretty cool to
do that segment with Joe.
Yeah, like, I don't know.
Mudo, what do I smell- Mudo, what do I smell like?
I know you could smell me through this message with that Hoover.
What's good in this map? What map is this chart? I forgot what map is this organ? Is
Is Ash good at Oregon?
Is Ash good at Oregon?
She's good at any map?
Use a buck, he's better.
Yo, what are you moving out?
Chrissy, I don't know yet to be honest.
I haven't found a, believe it or not, bro, I haven't found a fucking house that
is good to move into bro
I'm gonna be honest man I I need to move out by
May 31st I still have time right
I still have time but yeah chat bro I can't find a house to move into bro
I swear man I really I
I really can't bro
Step move in with Jinxie.
Live with me so I can make money off of you.
Ah, 10 seconds.
Turn phase, snap the phone phase.
That's not 5 seconds.
This is tic-tac phase, maybe.
Uh, it's like a rail's actually.
A bomb must be located and diffused.
You're a ton.
What are these- what is the- what am I- what lobby am I in right now?
I think the match is being cancelled.
Wait, there's remakes in this game?
I did not know there was remakes in this game.
Let's see, what type of elites can we buy?
There's actually some crazy ass elites, bro.
Yo, the elites in this game are fucking crazy.
Oh!
I think I just got Britt.
Hey, Muda. I have a question for you. Why are you not using your goblin ears instead of headphones?
Should we not ban Lair?
Oh my god, wait, this is my first time ever playing border.
Wait, this is my first time ever playing border. This is a good map or no?
chat is a good map or no it's a good map or no it's a good map or no it's a good
map or no
your hometown all right I guess this map matches your personality okay
Why are you moving out chat? I'm renting right now and the guy that's renting this house
I'm renting this house off of is selling it so I gotta move out.
Okay, so Chai, I reinforced this at least, right?
Alright Chai, where do I put my Arunis?
Probably one right here. I would guess.
Here.
And then right here
I'm going to use the laser bloom.
Re-load!
Activate jammer.
Use the bomb bag.
No!
Laser bloom going in.
Re-loading.
Reload and cover me!
Use the thing. Maybe it's out of the name.
the
one HP
going off the fountain
one HP fountain
port is located at bomb, you know what to do
the A door now
I don't even know who do y'all want to bin
again. Fuck bro, fuck this keyboard.
Armory Lockers.
Okay, and then let's see here.
I have no idea why we picked Thurmite to be honest with you, I'm not going to lie bro,
I went Thurmite because my teammate went Thurmite bro, I won't lie.
Actually, I'm not a lie. That's why I did it.
Can they get up here or no?
Where?
What's that champ?
So I have one question as you get higher in the ranks, is it,
do you get less elo for every win or is it the same, the entire one?
Damn.
So how hard is it to get, let's say, I don't know,
How hard is it to get?
How hard is it to go from diamond to champ diamond five to champ? How hard is that?
20 games in a row
So you have to win 25 in a row?
You can't do it solo queue, it's impossible.
That J-Jinksy ever solo to champion?
Oh shit.
Wait!
oh shit wait 10 seconds 5 seconds the bathroom wasn't always as big
I don't know if they reinforce that shit.
Well, they're out the window.
Wait.
Chad, this wall used to be outside.
That's why it reinforced it.
This wall used to be outside that's why I reinforced it
Yes, it was before the I didn't know they reworked this map
Oh, I didn't know they reworked this fucking map
Bro chat the last time I played this map bro those walls led to outside
Bro chat I promise you I promise you I promise you that wall used to be outside that that wall used to be all
I swear to god I'm telling you I swear in my life it used to be outside and you still lead outside
Bro, I did not fucking know that, bro.
Oh my god, what the fuck.
Well I'm telling you, I swear my life there used to be a wall there, bro.
I swear to God.
Like you used to be outside, bro, I swear to God.
Like last time I played this map, bro, it was like 10 years ago.
I think you use your drone to locate a bomb.
Yo, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bend it.
I'm gonna shoot the benefit of my twitch and you just hit the wall up
No chat captain underscore obvious I'm not right swear both captain up boy chat if y'all don't believe it, bro
Telling y'all bro like 10 15 years ago, whatever the fuck long ago
They're using a wall there
What's they're doing
Nice.
Coming in.
I did not know the result.
Reaching.
and all that was on.
Reaching.
Vision's below.
Shot going live.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's police.
Nice.
Yes!
Let's go.
Let's go.
So what do you guys think, like based on my gameplay right now, I'll start to like have
trouble and get fucked they banned hey should we go thermite cuz they ban
twitch like what do we do to get the shit off the wall should we go thatcher
can I shall be your thatch daddy I'll play I'll play
If they go upstairs again, we have to clear CC first.
Fax, Fax, Fax.
Wait chat, why is, why, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what's Bravo chat?
What's Bravo?
I've never played Bravo before chat, what's Bravo?
Chat, Bravo or Dokobie?
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Who's Brava, huh?
thorn in cc
your drone has found a bomb
he's probably gonna put a thorn trap like up here on the chandelier or some stupid shit
yeah like a doppelganger
mm
all the stuff for you to get
yeah
that's pretty tough
cc doors open again
make your way to his location and abuse it
no one's on it right now
well how do you hack shit chop?
there's definitely a cam also
yep
just be careful i got a cam cc if you guys want to hop on it at any point
you can see the door, this door is open
I'm on it for you, it's clear, it's clear to go up
just take control, yeah CC's clear right now, just take control and just watch the door
I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna come up
CC's clear, clear bro, like on God, on God
yeah, last I seen
Nice.
Half-wall is clear.
Ticket, ticket door is thorn.
She's fantastic.
She can breach.
She can breach.
Still on chassis.
Go chassis, she's the only one on B side. No rotate on the ticket. Still take a door
Classy chassis, nice
We go for a plant here
So I try hacking the door what it were
Bro, it didn't do shit.
But what the fuck is the point of hacking a camera?
That's not going to give us any benefit, no?
Oh, like can you hack like bandits and shit?
Someone said put a suppressor on Brava, it's good.
Okay, let's go.
Wait, if you hack a cap can, will they know that it's been hacked?
Or no?
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Oh my god, why am I lying?
They are not telling us.
Have as a rotate into showers from ventilation.
Or server, I should say.
Affirmate again.
and you need me halfway
alright let's go
holy like slow-wash
we're low though
rotate going from bathroom to
workshop
we just ran out of break
doing
They have vigil, I think the vigil is playing in a CCF, they have an impact on the wall
window open
Yeah, okay, okay
of
three
of
what the fuck
one's still below
I really still below
The name of all that good rain that good rain is that good rain
it's suppressed chat it's suppressed i'm on suppressor on bravo
now chat moment of truth did we hit silver one
yes okay
holy shit we fucking hit silver one all right
should we risk it for gold or should we just get off and call it
it. Should we risk it for gold today or should we call it and go for gold tomorrow?
I've never seen someone so hyped over silver, but hell yeah, go good.
I mean, you're low key, you're right.
I mean, you're not lying, bro, you're not lying.
But uh, you know, uh, yeah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck you, bro.
Bro, I wish I made it into this Rocket League Tournament.
Bro, I wish I made it into this fucking tournament.
I
Push it the only reason why I want to like make it like into the big leagues
Bro is so I can like do collabs like this, but I feel like it's so fun when you collab with other people, bro
But since I'm not like known too much bro, they don't invite me man
But bro, I'd love to like be in these bro. I swear it'd be so fun, bro. It'd be so fun, man
Yeah, I feel like a cock watching this right now, bro. I swear I should have been in this I
Hope one day I get up there bro where I get to like collab with people
Wait, XUC is not even in at Y.
If you wasn't invited, don't X to go.
Oh my god, it's fucking bank.
i always lose on this fucking map
here we go comms
of course we do brody
of course we do brodigy
brodigy
that's what i want to hear
this is my gold game bro, we win this
of course of course, we got the tormented sea salt demonic cream coming in
I don't even know what that fucking means, but I mean I don't even know what that fucking means, bro, but I'm down.
You can use your drone to locate a bomb.
Which part? The tormented, the seesaw, the mavonic, or the cream?
Bro, all of it.
You can use your drone to locate a bomb.
Fuck.
LIKE BOOOOOO!
Is it because the seesaw's tormented or is the cream's mavonic?
LIKE WHERE IS THE GUY FUKING STAYING?!
Someone's gonna shut up
So am I balding be honest, bro, am I really balding I just want to explain it
And I need me halfway
For you
I love you can
So how dangerous is it to repel?
Yo, we're gonna get this wall so I can throw my it open though. I'm back in mid first stories doors mid midway
you
you
you
you
you
What do you guys know where they are?
Baseman?
I mean bro, what the fuck.
I'm just clearing right now.
I didn't see him. I swear to God I didn't see him, bro. I didn't fucking see him.
Open a lobby hatch
Well hatch your pen
Your Habana get hatches see I don't even know what that means
Let's proceed slowly!
Archive, archive.
Even lesion would work out.
Is that Monty? OP? Monty?
How do you guys know I'm a champ you know how do you guys know I'm a champ you know
Where did you guys see the charm all on the shield
You have located a bomb.
Fifteen seconds left.
They cleared the blast!
Five seconds left.
Down to one front.
The time limit has been reached.
All right, listen we need a thatcher match up with my Habana will get main wall down. We'll just take fights
If they don't ban Habana, I should be fucked
What do you guys want to ban?
Bandit or Tay?
All right, better in
Use Habana. Yeah, we got to get this demonic seesaw under control right now.
Like what? Oh my god
I don't know what that means.
Chabana DMR or...
CREATED ATTIC ATTRAAAAAAAAAM!
Both is good but the DMR is nice.
I thought I would just use this one.
Alright, uh, throw upstairs.
I'm gonna drone in and just get the cans real fast with Twitch
and then, uh, bro fast, I'm gonna just watch some porn with the boys.
Like, what is this guy fucking saying?
Like, bro, I don't know.
That was my last game, bro, I'm getting off.
I don't know what to say to him, bro.
I don't know what to say to him.
We need to rotate a bomb.
You're drone has found a bomb.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Trinket with the Sierra 1, I love you, God bless you.
Alright, let's go.
got one in elevator, top elevator
broke one bandit
let's go thrallin
of
the
death of
death
of
what the fuck is on that wall he did the same thing last worst of the one you
What the fuck is that timing?
What the fuck is that timing?
All friendlies have been eliminated.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
You know, can we go basement first since they're not gonna be in keyed
You want to go basement first yeah, because they're gonna be in keyed second I
Okay, I'm gonna go basement first. No, I mean we should have just been Ram
Why would Ram be a threat to basement and think
We're gonna cave
Chow with the fuck what does that mean?
can ram not uh always is the is the ram what does ram mean like what is
ramp oh there's no soft floor oh
hatches for kade no wait what is this
which I what is this
What is this blocks drone vision
It comes, it comes, Russian Square.
I
Think you're gonna be pushing down blue
Okay, that gun is horrible square that gun is horrible server yo, yo, yo, yo, what was that gun that gun is
Bro, that guy got so much recoil!
Bro, chat, I'm telling you, I don't know if it's because I didn't have a gun, I'm
Bro, shut up, I'm telling you, I don't know if it's because I didn't have a good barrel
on it?
Bro.
Wait, what was my grip there?
I had a quick draw.
Bro, I had a quick draw grip.
I had a quick draw grip!
No one warned me about quick draw!
What the fuck?
I love my team can clutch
friendly last operator standing
main door
around but you stood in do nothing I was in said doing my job I don't know what
roaming is but yeah that's what we were not there for no fucking reason we
don't fuck I don't have time for stupid very lost
Yeah, what is this? What the fuck is horizontal grip? This shit is horrible.
that's when bros is one of the
mood out do you miss him was this yeah I miss him bro
man I miss this guy bro
The last message he said was take care
Yeah, bro
Shows up every single day every day and then randomly says bye chat. See you all tomorrow take care never comes back
I hope he's doing good, bro
The top floor is located above.
Initiate jammer.
da fuck
I fucking risked it like I shouldn't have
I fucking lost it
Bravo
Sha, does my team win this?
Be honest, dude. Does my team win? Oh my god.
Oh my god
I gotta see if we're understaffed with that.
Oh my god!
We're understaffed with that stock.
Two out of stock, square.
Keep us safe too. Keep your word, Bamius.
Oh my god!
On my ping, on my ping, on my ping.
Still on my ping, still on my ping.
On ping, on ping.
Fighting the hole, fighting the hole.
She's on my ping.
On ping, on ping.
On ping now, still on ping.
She's on 4 ping, she's in the hallway.
Nice!
Nice!
Who do we wanna ban? Who do we wanna ban? Who do we wanna ban?
Bro. What is fucking keyboard?
I
Know something calm down
I got you bro. I love a broken seven up on to the wind
All right chat, uh, let's see here rent basement. What's a good basements like
Like Ella is Ella good?
Is Ella good?
Echo?
Justin Case they try to do the Monty Strat, fax or no fax?
You can use the drone to deny plant fox, you know?
I'm going to the high town.
I'm scared of them.
She will deploy.
I
Five seconds to insert why do it yourself?
I'm for it located above get ready to engage
Russian Square sounds
Wait, why is this reinforced? It does not matter.
Turn it and open it.
I
Lord
Allah
Wonka
Allah
My god like bold
Got a bottom?
Yes!
Oh my god yes!
What's the matter?
I had to mute homie, just show him how to roam.
Yeah, I did have to mute this shit.
Yeah, I- if you happen, you should.
I'm not trying to be an asshole, but he's really just that guy.
Oh, me?
Yes.
No, it's just, uh, top open, top open 2020.
the fuck where I go
there's somebody on 4k on this doorway
I got more kills than you all through
Oh my god.
Wow, I told you, all you had to do was fart on her.
Muda, are you going live in a few months?
Joey, are you retarded?
Like, what is that even, what, what, what question even?
Can you go live January 18th, 2027?
What do I go?
I'm sure we'll thorn again bro.
Is more than the only shimmer who can say retarded without getting cancelled?
No, I just think no one says it.
Chesh, can I stop saying retarded?
I mean, Liz is pretty retarded, I'm not sure why, I don't know.
As long as Liz is in my chat, I'm gonna keep calling her retarded because she just
simply is.
Yes Chrissy they have me fucking muted bro.
Hey, don't talk to my friend like that.
They hacked the same ones before there.
I would put them somewhere else.
Robert destroyed them and hacked them.
I think I'm gonna get the stuff.
Can I get this hatch open too? Please?
I got a blightbeard outside of the building, it's going to be cool.
Bravo, Dreary, pack my cam for stock.
Yeah, we got a blightbeard outside of the building.
Wait, our bullet holes no longer a thing?
of
death
of
death
of
death
I got a black group, I think, I got a black group, I got a black group, I got a black
of
ashes of
fuck it, fuck out of my game, pussy, fuck out of my game bitch
Is that Gurre?
Is that Gurre?
Is that Gurre?
Is that Gurre?
Who the- are you sponsored by any of this?
Like, like, I don't even fucking know, bro.
I am not, no.
Why would I be-
Ha!
Jell, what's a good pick, bro?
Someone tell me, is- is- is Twitch a good pick?
go lion he's bank he's bank go we need to locate a bomb
Oh
Magnum or P9 probably the maximum though
They're downstairs they got a clash
Yo, let's hot drop a ball hatch. Let's hot drop ball hatch. Fuck it. We can just flood that
Yeah, we got a lot of good dope someone and let's just flood it
I stop
Oh, we need MP fuck
All right master what I say go get me a call. Oh fuck we're nice
Plane stairs!
Alright.
Is he up?
Yeah, he was on stairs.
I don't know if he's lower.
He's down.
Yeah, it was on stairs. I don't know if he's lower.
He's on the stairs though.
What the fuck?
Hey yo, come over with me. Let's drop, let's hot-drop Bobby Hatch, guys.
I need two. I need two.
Don't make a call yet, Lion.
We're here.
All right, all right, um
Ready set hit a hit a call line
What is that fucking
I'm in front of it and on my left all right i'm going left oh no it's class
Hey, close your ears.
of
the
Oh dude, I should have had him too, fuck!
Oh, she was a son was a son so you know, so I see
So I see
So I see
So I see
So I see
So I see
Oh
I should have played lesion I should have played lesion I should have played lesion I should have played lesion I should have played lesion
Moodle are you on 60 FLV? Uh, no I'm on 90. I'm just on 4x3 so it makes my shit look like small man
of
the
of
the
down to 10 seconds
five seconds in challenge
up 4 has yet to locate a bomb
shut up i'm not on 60 hertz chat i'm not on 60 hertz
i'm just um
change it guys
change it guys
I'm sure.
As designed, feedback activated.
They're getting hatches.
five
five
five
five
five
five
I
Tell for hatch on this one
Not having it on
Okay elevator hash, I'll let you know if they drop
Running elevator hatch area, I think I
I swear my gun does no damage bro, how?
How is the
Why are you shooting legs? You're gonna tell you why I'm shooting legs? Maybe because it's just like this
Maybe?
But she's like this!
you know my last operator standing
yeah oh oh oh hold everyone hold everyone fucking hold everyone hold
everyone hold everyone hold everyone hold did I or did I not get gold did I
Or did I not get gold everyone hold everyone hold
So what's at the plot chat what's after plot
I chat, road to Plat starts tomorrow.
The plat grind starts tomorrow.
Hey, I deserve at least a skin, bro.
What skin should I buy?
At least two skins.
I deserve at least two skins, bro.
What do I buy?
I mean, bro, do operator skins even matter?
Like, fuck, bro, fuck it.
Fuck a, like, oh wait, yeah, what's my stats?
China is a 1.8 2.6 good
Not really
Okay, okay ww ww ww ww
ww
All right, bro. It's not G fucking G's, bro
I'm not gonna lie chat. Today was a good ass stream. Yo, if you don't already know tomorrow
Bolo, I need to find a Valorant segment for tomorrow and then Bolo rainbow six siege chat
I used to watch Bolo when I used to play Xbox like 10 years ago, bro
And tomorrow we get to actually play with Bolo, which is fucking crazy. He's gonna teach me some tips and tricks
He's gonna teach you what I can and can't do
And then also Valorant segments more react, you know same as usual then Thursday 20v1 with Jigsie
Most likely a 12-hour stream that day
Let me tell y'all why
Because I'm gonna start shooting at 12 o'clock like I always do and the segments at 10 p.m
Mest two hours to go into it bro tomorrow is a 12 hour stream
Sorry, not tomorrow Thursday is a 12 hour stream bro
I check anyway 20 v1 and what 20 v2 and in in a VR chat and then whoever wins in that
We go into VR with them bro
Two man, maybe a week later or something like that. Yeah, I don't know this week's gonna be one of my biggest collapse
I have so many classes. Yeah, but anyway, bro chat anyway a listen
Listen listen listen listen listen listen
All right
yesterday was in the past today is the present tomorrow is the future now I
don't know where I was going with that I'm gonna keep it above with y'all so
yeah I'm just gonna start some stream and I'm in my stream
Night Chat, hey today was an amazing stream. I won't lie. It was fire. Hey, thank you guys always for watching me bro
It always means the world to me chat it always always always use the world to me bro listen from the bottom of my heart
I want to say thank y'all from the bottom of my heart
It thank y'all bro. It means a lot to me that you guys watch my streams, bro
It means a lot to me means a lot to me. I
Just want to continue entertaining you guys and make you guys laugh every day for the rest of my life
Until I'm dead bro until I'm dead until my body is six feet under
I want to do this shit for the rest of my life, bro for the rest of my life
I love you all so much, bro. God bless you guys drink some water eat some food
Make sure to take care yourself mentally and physically
Okay, mentally and physically. All right, make sure you guys uh take care of yourself love yourself
Listen, bro before I end the stream
I want to let y'all know that no one is going through something alone, bro. Hey, y'all got financial issues
I've been through that bro. I've had I was eight thousand dollars in debt. It gets better
Y'all had family issues. Hey, I still have those bro. I still have family issues, bro
Y'all have relationship issues, bro. I've been through that shit, bro
I want to let y'all know that it does get better. Don't give up keep going, bro
And I promise I promise it gets better, bro from the bottom of my heart
I'm not tired it gets better anyway. I love you guys
Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna say thank you for the next ten follows
Belly, Nicola, Koala science. Hello, Mr. Week
Let's see who else who else is not followed. Oh, she eaten
said only
David a's
Tien, Plasma, Zoher, Hyper, Shadows, Felix, I love y'all bro, take care, I'm an amazing
guy, bro, sleep well, and I will see y'all tomorrow, bro.
you