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04-04-2026 ยท 9h 23m
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RAAAGH
All the channel man
I'm city man
The bad
But if it comes to see
I'm getting ready to see man
What!
GUNNYYYYYYYYYY
What it's
GUNNYYYYYYYY
AHAHAHAHA
Hey
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Fix the stream camera on yo J flow my stream just started
Who here, who here was there for yesterday's date?
Who was there for yesterday's di-
Who here saw something about a dog cage? Who here saw something about a dog cage?
Oh
All right
We be throwing money in a spiral every time the girl hear my song yeah turn the right
how is everyone doing yo I'm not Indian I'm not Indian I'm Lebanese
I need like a BMX, Missy 70s with Dino
I left no words like a rhino
There's no way you can buy a home
SHUT!
How is everyone doing, baby?
I like to baaaay
Zed, the Lil Tan TDM
Rizzy, Kalamado, Starfish, Dead Dream
Santos, Toki, Famous, Hayden
Andres, Drown, Melvin, Perkless, Exo-Skeleton, Chaotic, Gromp Tomatoes,
Lyanna, Big Ron, How is everyone doing?
I can't even see the time, I don't wanna see your face, I'ma go and get behind.
Listen, Chad, today...
Today is gonna be a w stream chat listen bro listen bro listen bro last time I did a jigsie
tournament. I was unprepared. I didn't have many hours on the game. I was very
new to CSGO and we still came close. However today is a different day. Today
Muda, aka the chosen one, will win the fucking tournament.
Alright chat.
Cramer's life, I'm gonna win this tournament.
Strange OG, we're gonna win this tournament.
On your life, Melvin, we're gonna win this tournament.
Raiden's life, we're gonna win this tournament.
On Lotus's life, we're gonna win this tournament.
Matter of fact, on everyone's life that is currently watching my stream,
I am going to win this tournament on everyone's life in this chat right now
we are going to win this tournament may God send a semi truck to hit us all if I
don't win this tournament today it is what it is bro it is what it is chat it
It is what it is, it is what it is.
Bro just committed mass murder.
Holy shit, we're dead.
I died at 15 years old, tell my mom I love her.
So basically we have no, what?
We have no confidence bro, are you serious dude?
Are you serious?
We have no confidence, that's what we're all about.
Y'all have no confidence in me.
Is that what we're all like?
Is that what we're all like?
Of course we have no confidence.
You're ass.
OK, you're about to drop to Ascendant.
How are you going to win today?
You lose to Platinum's when you do the 1v1 segments.
My granny just got hit by a bazooka.
Shut up!
Anyway
I need a good song right now bro
I need a good song
Oh, maybe this is a good song
Anyway
Today
Reacts
We're gonna go over
We're gonna go over our little date like last night
Chat by the way
Do y'all like the dates me and Jinxie do?
Do y'all like the dates me and Jinxie do?
Do you guys like the dates me and Jinxie do?
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Second of all, don't come next to the screen my eyes.
You just poked my eyes.
I'm gonna be a good day bro listen today we have react we're gonna we're gonna look over our rinse from last night
Hopefully y'all didn't send anything about uh spakings
Hopefully y'all didn't send any anything about spakings hopefully and uh
Yeah, bro. Yeah, I did with these six months. I love you. Uh, so yeah, hopefully um
Y'all don't send any weird
React for me to react to today
What time is the tournament the thing is I actually have no idea if I'm gonna be honest Brian text to Jinxie
I said yo what time is the tournament at he said Muda your nose is so big shut the fuck up
I'm blocking you don't know why he said that she's very extra. I don't know what he's like he said that to be honest
But yeah, bro, also
Also, also, also, let me call high-fives real quick. Let me call high-fives
I don't think there's a time in my life I've ever called high-vised and he never picked up.
I genuinely don't think there is a single time I've ever called high-vised and he's
Please check me, check out Pickup.
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you
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10 in the chat if you have a thought ass 11 in the chat if you have a thought
Merit itty-bop!
Thirteeen in its motherfucking chat!
And today is no better day!
Alright, holy shit, I'm sweating bricks.
Now on for React, I'm glad everyone's having an amazing day bro.
Let's check out Bunny's clip, y'all keep spamming this, I don't know why, let's see.
of the determined content classification.
So, um...
So...
So...
So it got banned.
Oh, let's see here.
Jantemuda. Jantemuda.
The Amamuda.
Hey, Muda, the cuck of the cucklars, I just wanted to say if you lose today's tournament I will personally drop kick your ass.
Um, like, I uh...
Muda, on behalf of everyone here, we wanna say 3 for all the elves in chat yesterday of the stream.
We are now healed but are still a big nose due that got put in a cage yesterday.
Yo, can we not talk about that? I'm so serious, chat. I'm serious. Can we not talk?
Can we not talk? Can we not talk about that?
Can we not talk about me going into a cage with Jinxie last night?
Like, I'm so serious, bro. Can we not talk about that?
Because that's not funny, bro.
I'm so serious. That is not funny, dude.
That is not funny.
Also, what is 5 PM ET? Jinxie said 5 PM...
Don't act like you weren't loving every single second of that cage and didn't want it to end.
Anyway, what does 5ET mean by the way?
5ET to EST.
5PM ET to EST.
So 4PM?
at 4pm for me?
Jack, does that mean 4pm for me?
What does this clip y'all keep sending me, bro?
Yeah, Jack, I just failed to determine
continent classification.
I don't know what that means.
It's the same shit you fucking retard.
ET equals EST.
Frank, can you stop sending me this fucking clip?
Your channel now has one strike.
You won't be able to upload things.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
So, why are we sending- Frank, why are you- why are you sending me slipping in basketball?
Chat, there was literally water on the fucking basketball field.
I'm so- I swear to god.
Chat, no!
I swear to god!
I swear to god!
I swear to God on everything I love, there was water.
Bro, you guys can literally hear,
oh my God, Hi Viz is calling.
Hi Viz, Hi Viz.
Hi Viz, hello?
What do you want?
Hi Viz, listen dude, dude I missed you, how are you?
Oh, stop.
I'm talking to a guy right now,
that in VRChat last night, by the way,
You're 21, right?
21?
Yes, I'm 21.
Oh, stop!
You were all fours barking in a cage
on VRChat.
That's who I'm talking to right now?
Yes, but I have an explanation.
Yeah.
What is it?
Shh!
You don't have one. You don't have one. You're 24 years old.
What?
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What? Why is just calling me 24 years old?
Oh, no, that's Jinxie. Sorry.
I was I was.
Just because Jinxie's a bit of a shimmer, so I kind of just watch him.
Yo, but anyways, you're 21 years old.
Sorry.
And, um,
You're in cages barking. Can we explain it?
Explain it. Go ahead. OK, listen.
If you were in my shoes, you would have done the same.
High-vives. I wasn't in your shoes.
Guess what I did. What did you do?
I walked down the stairs.
I saw what was happening.
I walked up. I tried to inform you.
I tried to save you from what was going to happen.
No, you know what you did?
You got too fucking horny.
Started thinking with your dick, not your head.
I mean, guess what you did? Guess what you did?
You walked down the stairs.
You got on all fours and you barked.
You barked for them.
You know what I did?
You know what I did?
I walked out the front door.
Cause I don't need, I don't need women.
I don't need them to put me on all fours.
I'm good, bro.
It's all good, Muda.
You're a fucking failure.
That's what you are, Muda.
Your digital footprint is cooked.
You are a failure.
Um, um.
Um, chat, drop a one in the chat if Hive Eyes is just jealous that he didn't get put
in a cage and spanked by mommy.
Drop a one in the chat, drop one in the chat if Hive Eyes is just a little jealous he
he didn't get put in the cage and spanked by mommy.
Who does gifted subs sold bunny with the five gifted?
Can you stop singing that?
I didn't sell bunny.
I got back together with her last night.
Chat, we're on good terms.
chat we're on good terms chat we're on good to
what is this you're such a good little jewish boy grown ass man by the way
do i look jewish i mean you guys see the shit to me every day
do i look jewish you know i'm not jewish she pisses me off all right i'm lebanese though
don't disrespect don't don't disrespect me but i'm lebanese dude i'm lebanese
If y'all can give me one clip of me being spanked on all fours in a cage, I will personally
hands you a thousand dollars. I will personally hand you a thousand dollars if you had a clip
of me in a cage. I will personally give you $8,000.
I
Yeah, I now
Chat that's AI man, I'm gonna be honest with y'all. That's a yeah, um
That's AI my chat that's a
I write that okay this connection has to be made okay I don't want them to get
away with this bro but I don't want them like the clips and people just see
the pinocchio bro now this is the guy this is the guy that's behind that bro
thank you Jinxie that you put his face on stream bro
wait what oh okay
Yeah, chat, chat, chat.
It's gonna be a lot, it's gonna be a lot.
Wait, it's your turn, your turn, I'm going to...
What the fuck?
Am I watching?
No, no, no, no, no.
This guy here is this guy right there, okay?
This connection has to be made, okay?
I don't want them to get away with this, bro.
So what, dude?
So what?
Dude, so what?
So what?
Okay, I got spanked in a cage.
So what bro? So what dude? So what you know? It wasn't even that bad dude. It wasn't even that bad dude
It wasn't even that bad bro. It wasn't even that bad bro. Come on check. Can we move on? Can we move on?
Can we move on chat? It wasn't even that bad bro. It's AI
It's AI chat. It's AI
Chat it's AI
Do y'all know what AI means artificial intelligence? That's not real
A good segment, okay?
So we're showing bunny embarrassing clips, buddy
Is that what we're really doing chat we're trying to ruin
We're trying to ruin what me and bunny have huh
And I just want to say you have no girlfriend, no wife, no hoes, every girl you talk to doesn't want to talk to you anymore. They probably have restraining orders on you.
Your nose is big. Your eyes go sideways. I don't even know. They look different directions. You're fucking ugly, dude. Like, you're ugly. You're ugly. Why are you talking to me?
By the way, it looks straight real quick.
Okay
Holy shit, yeah look at the camera. Oh, look at the get
Yeah, they're not they're like drifting apart bro, they're drifting apart. I don't know what's going on
Okay, I think you're a camera broke
I just uh, I don't know just just uh, I don't know. I mean anybody barrel let's just go on some reacts
Yeah, they're just annoying bro. Y'all are annoying, okay? Y'all are annoying and y'all are just jealous
I got spanked in a cage last night by mommy
You guys are just jealous bro. Y'all are just jealous and it's all good, bro. It's all good. Anyway
Let's go on to the-
How does it feel to have a personal diamond cutter on your face and talking about your nose BTW?
Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, shut up, bro, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up,
shut up, shut up.
All right, let's go.
Mude is confirmed to be under six feet tall, though his exact height is not publicly
verified.
How does that make any sense, confirmed?
Where's the news outlet?
Where is the news source that I'm not six foot?
Where is the news source?
Where is the like, where, I don't understand, Bunny is the best girl and it's Donald Trump.
Okay, guys.
Like so this is what we're doing on our free time huh
This is what we're doing here for a time, but okay, Falev is now playing VR chat.
What is my mod doing on VR chat?
What is my mod doing at VR chat?
Bro, there's a guy.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Is it at Sizz?
Chat, what?
Yeah, Sizz, bro.
Yeah.
We're investigating this matter actually right now. Let's see here bunny. Let's see how much of watch time
One of my old G viewers has
What's the command chat exclamation mark watch time at?
At...
SIS HAS SEVEN TEEN HOURS OF WATCHTIME!
Can someone tell me why my OG viewers has 17 fucking hours of watch time?
watch time, sis, explain yourself.
Sis, explain yourself why my,
my OG viewer of 18 months
is 17 hours of my E-online E-girlfriend.
Yo, just be honest, bro, do you jerk off to my E-girlfriend?
Just just be honest, bro, do you jerk off
to my E-girlfriend, I don't understand.
17 hours?
7...
Uhm...
Psssss...
Uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Uuuuh...
Oh...
I...
I uh, I uh, I just, I don't know, whatever, bro, um, I'm sorry for betraying you, my queen.
I beg for your forgiveness.
That's pretty good, I appreciate that.
Alright, you have one punishment right off the bat ball, okay?
One, two, three.
Good boy, you took that good.
Good boy.
Are we cucks are we cucks this is all just some pretty something right are we cucks bro are we cucks
Are we are I don't know dude. This is bad, bro
If my this is how you dirty your car by transforming into a chocolate used to buddy
First you have to have a chocolate Easter bunny and you need melted chocolate Easter
I have a whole buck
What the fuck
No, this guy's get dude. I'm so horny drool
Gucci yeah, okay, cock lives matter and it's a fist emoji
Maybe one more.
Well, Muda.
Muda.
Since you already need the cock, make yourself useful and take some pictures.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like.
Hi, Bob!
Gimmel with the tier one sub.
I love you so much.
God bless you.
Come back in the cage.
Bad boy.
You got out of the cage.
Bad boy.
Oh, my God.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
stop bro
this other side here, you see this?
what is this?
i'm the side of the brush
for what?
i don't think this is a brush
what are you even using for?
no no no
stop
ahhhh
we did it
On everyone's soul we wish we were them.
Chat dropping a 7 in the chat if you wish you were in my position getting spanked by money.
Type 7.
Type 7 if you wish you were in my position getting spanked by mommy.
Yeah.
You guys are gooners bro. You guys are...
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, y'all are gooners!
Come back in the kids. Bad boy, you got out of the kids. Bad boy!
Oh man.
What is this other side here?
You see this?
What is this?
I'm going to use this other side of the brush.
For what?
I'm going to use this for brushing.
What are you going to use it for?
No, no, no, no.
I want you to turn around.
Oh my God, please.
You've been such a bad boy.
Oh my God.
I can't even watch.
AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Good boy!
Oh, you're turning, come here!
Wait, what? Oh, okay.
Come here.
Okay, okay.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
He's down here. What is going on here?
Thank you, thank you.
Yay!
Okay.
I was supposed to put the camera's face to um, um, um.
No.
I was supposed to, uh, grab that, grab that, uh.
Okay.
Um, okay.
Uh, no.
Uh, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Can we even, can this, uh, is this, I don't know, can we, can we, uh.
Where's this, where's this role playing?
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying.
Yo, yo, listen chat.
Drop a one in the chat if we sold.
Drop a one in the chat if we sold.
Drop a one in the chat if we sold, dude.
Aw, dude.
I wanted, bro, I wanted...
How much for you to put in a word for me to Bonnie
so I can be humiliated like that?
Can I get a retweet?
Why is my entire chat retweeting?
Why are you guys retweeting?
Bro.
Nah, bro.
Nah, nah, nah.
Stay away from my e-girlfriend, bro.
Stay away from my e-girlfriend.
Um, chat, there's this one clip I really want to show y'all, bro.
I think it was genuinely the funniest shit.
It was literally the funniest shit in the world, bro.
I need to show y'all chat right here ladies listen um for me like I yeah you guys take
I'm gonna make a man.
I'm gonna make a man.
You can always switch it up.
Don't try to get me here.
You know what? Turn around.
No, no.
Okay, okay, no, no.
Turn around again.
No, turn around again.
I don't know what mood is saying ladies. I just want it to
Mooda new record 31
That's a surreal feeling.
We did it.
hey bro w's bro w's w's w's w's w's
did it work?
Oh my god.
Yo, like Jynx!
Why is Jynxie on the body pillow with my girlfriend by the way?
Can anyone tell me why Jynxie is on the body pillow of my girlfriend?
Then I miss something. Brother, what is Chad doing?
Look at that Chad! There he is.
Oh, Chad!
How are you doing?
Here, here.
What is Chad doing?
Sorry, I just... just spelling up again.
What is Chad doing?
I knew Chud was in it from the beginning, bro. I knew it, bro. I knew it, bro. I knew it.
Jixi, if we had to have a sword fight to save our lives, right? Like with our both cocks and penises, are you gonna do it?
Yes. We need an invite, by the way.
Okay, now I have one last question. Me and you were in the middle of a jungle. The plane just crashed and we're survivors.
We're trying to, you know, look for food and a snake comes and bites me on my dick.
You have to suck the venom out.
Are you going to suck my dick to save my life or are you going to let me die?
Let me turn my camera on first and I want you to look at the camera.
Jiggy!
Jiggy!
I need help!
Jiggy!
Please!
Jiggy!
Jixi! Jixi, please!
Save me, Jixi! Save me!
You want me to suck the venom out of the tip of your...
Is that gay? How is that gay?
How is that gay though?
Dude, I suck... I suck...
Lines with the Prime! I love you so much! God bless you!
Jinxie and Muna after they know the age of Lulz.
Why does my...
Hey Siri, FaceTime Melvin Editor.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin Editor.
Is there a reason why, is there a reason why you are number one on Bunny's leaderboard?
I'm a bit bad.
I got tall, tall.
Yo, you're a- yo, yo. You're a fucking gooner, bro. You're a gooner.
Stay away from my girlfriend, you understand me?
She's mine.
Yeah, I'm looking for a new editor, I'm looking for a new editor, I'm looking for a new editor.
Yo why are you, can I get an invite to the lobby LMFAO all night all day, I'm trading
my Muda mod for Bunny mod?
of
What is this?
What is this clip?
Oh god, what is this clip?
It's the long one.
Hey mom.
What's going on?
Hey mom.
Yeah, yeah, I love you, I love you.
She picked up that call pretty fast.
Yeah, she picked up that call pretty fast.
I'm not going to lie.
Why is Peterbot black?
I'm that MVP left on car
Dude, Deji, Jack, did KSI and Deji Loki run uh
Another WStream, another WStream, best date ever.
I'm glad you guys were here to watch.
Good job.
W's in the chat, W's in the chat.
Thank you for all the love, by the way.
Thank you for all the fun.
It was really wonderful.
Yeah!
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
How did y'all even find that?
How did y'all even find that?
How did y'all even find that?
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THAT?!
WHAAAAT?!
Another W stream? Another W watch?
Good job!
W's in the chat? W's in the chat?
Thank you for all the love by the way
Thank you to Jinxy for all the fun
He has a really wonderful day
Yeah, W stream, W stream
Shhhhhh
Don't send that to Jinxie please bro. Please. Please. I can't let Jinxie get that club bro because he's not gonna, he's not gonna, he's not gonna look at me the same if that club hits him bro. So please everyone chill out if you saw it. Let's chill out.
How did y'all even catch that though?
W's in the chat, W's in the chat. Thank you for all the love, by the way. Thank you to Jinxy for all the fun.
He is...
Muda, why do you look so ugly?
Okay.
Um...
Okay.
So, who is editing my face to look like this, by the way?
Why is my nose 10 times the size that normally is?
This moody guy fucking jarring.
You gotta make everyone go silent to talk.
So annoying.
Fuck all that.
Moody's nose is so big I can't even focus on what's happening.
Why does Moody look like an elongated phased rug?
But I hate you guys!
Jesus, I don't even...
What the fuck?
I mean yo, can y'all stop?
I mean what is the point of this though?
Yo why are you guys spamming smash?
Why are you guys spamming smash?
I don't understand why you guys are spamming smash.
Almost as bad as getting spanked in VR chat Michael. That's AI dude. I would never do that, bro
You look so fuckable drool emoji
Yo
Get your shit together dude get your shit bro get your shit together, bro
Get your shit together, bro. If shotguns were restricted in Canada
You would already be arrested for that double barrel nose of yours. I'm not Jew. I'm a lesbian
And it's a double barrel shot gonna attach to my fucking nose
I mean
Yo dead dream dude, that's pretty good chat. You know what we should do chat chat
Is there a single mod in this channel? Is there a single mod of this channel?
Hey, if you're a mod type me if you are a mod type me if you are a mod type me
I mean, why are you guys spamming mods, me's, when you're not mods, huh?
Can we not spam me for no fucking reason, bro? Can we not spam me for no fucking reason?
Yo, I think we should host a drawing contest, and I'm gonna react to it tomorrow.
I think we do a drawing contest tomorrow, and see whoever draws the best.
Seriously, I think we should do it.
The word is the word of the sword, to be able to strike the enemy, even the land,
the enemy is called the Lord of the Gods, the word is the word of the sword.
Moodah, I've been working on a beat, what do we think?
Yeah, um, gotta be one of the worst, hang that shit up, bro.
Gotta be one of the worst, why is Muda pricked?
Can I be honest?
I wasn't even hard.
I'm on Junius by the way. Y'all don't want to know how it looks like when I'm brick.
I'm not y'all right now.
I'm gonna just tell y'all right now bro y'all don't want to know how it looks like when I'm brick.
Wait, that's lucky impossible. Okay, three days. Wait. Why is everyone-
Does Jixi actually talk about- Jixi does not- Does he actually talk about it?
All I dream of is lies, all I long for-
What the fuck?
Nice seeing you on Jixi and Sakura's collab, Cockboy. Get the angles right next time.
Muda, you big nose and big footed too, what the fuck are you, Muda?
I mean, dude, like my feet are normal size, bro, what are y'all doing, bro, you guys
are so fucking annoying, like you guys are actually annoying, bro.
fuck you gotta be at least size 15 oh my god you guys are so annoying bro you
guys are so annoying bro you guys are so annoying bro you're so annoying bro I
have normal
What are you telling me, basically a man's got a story time for you today and it's about
how I was just at the bar, dressed like this because it's too hot to get my fuck and this
guy comes up to me and he's like, you're going to pretty store.
And how was that?
I'd still crack.
Moodai, I swear to God, to be you, I would give everything.
Ahhhh!
Ahhhhhh!
Good boy good boy good boy come here.
Come here we got a gun.
Ahh!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
So I'm not gonna lie I put the Pringle Can I have the gloves I have to call
my mom to stop stop.
Stop stop stop stop evil even though
Hey, buddy
We're going to Israel
Tel Aviv. Yeah, you can kiss the wall. You can see Benjamin Netanyahu
Yep April pools
It was a joke
Okay
Bruh, like every-every series bro. Muda, this bunnies are no joke
Hey, listen, what is this guy doing? This guy's tweaking. Why is he doing that?
Yo, I'm a fucking horny, bro
Muda, I hope you read this. Genuinely, I think I haven't watched better content than you're making
I think you're daily. I watch you daily since rank one with an NA every day
You make me smile and laugh and also chat is the funniest community you've ever seen so far
Lately you've been cooking with the streams, but fuck you for not choosing burning the 20v2
Anyways, thank you much love chat type one if moody is jubilee's it has a big nose
If I see anyone in the chat you're getting banned. I'm gonna keep it a buck
You know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sugarcoat it if I see anyone's in the chat
You're gonna get fucking banned because that's just not right
This is bad this clip is bad this clip is just so bad
This is the guy right there. This guy here is this guy right there. Okay this connection has to be made
Okay, I don't want them to get away with this row
Like I don't want them like the clips people just see the Pinocchio, bro
Now this is the guy this is the guy that's behind that bro. Thank you Jinxie that you put his face on stream, bro
Wait what oh, okay
this cannot be allowed this cannot be allowed when is your turn yo bro i'm good bro what
the fuck
like what is this bro fan art thank you for the streams june um i mean like what even
is this like genuinely what even is this like actually like what the fuck even is this like
what and what am I looking at right now can anyone tell me what the fuck I'm looking at right now
muda play this game and prove your nose is it blocking your view all right all right all right
solo market solo rough solo run this is so easy this is that is so easy
okay give me one moment bro just just let me get used to it let me get used to
Let me get used to it. Take teal blue, teal blue, teal blue, teal blue, teal blue.
Alright, okay.
Oh, like a red and like a burgundy, burgundy, burgundy. This is like burgundy here. This is like, uh, right here.
Fuck you fucking bitch pussy. Oh
It's easy. It's easy like neon green. This is like neon green. It's like race green
This is like as green as it gets
This is as green as it yeah right here like this right here. This is like there right here
Like what?
What even is this like piss
What do you get is that I think that I've never seen that kind of life
Yeah
Oh
One more one more one more one more one more one more one more one more one more lavender. This is like lavender all right
here
Yeah
anyone photoshop this civic to be black oh fuck oh fuck you
right foot dream
Right foot green.
Oh, that's gotta be like LeBron James of Assists right there.
I don't know.
Muda betrays a brosel.
What is this?
Yeah, I'll...
Oh, should be a stack game for them.
Muda doesn't invite you after...
I'm saying after everything I've done for Muda, I put him in all of these lobbies, whatever, bro.
Bro, I literally tried, I tried, I pitched his name, I pitched his name, I pitched his name.
Whatever.
Bro, part of what he pitched is so low.
Chai, I don't even want to play.
You don't even want to play?
I don't even want to play in that tournament.
Whatever.
Sexy voice, man.
I don't even want to play in that tournament.
I tried, I tried.
Chai, what are you all going to do?
I tried, I tried to get it.
I told, I told, I told Jigsie that we should, if there's any room that we could put, I would like to put in some grows and he's funny, he's in a fit right here, you left your man's in the hood.
I literally said, if there's any spots available, please put some grows and he's gonna feed, he's good for it.
Bro, I fucking hate you guys, bro.
you are forgiven thank you good boy small party for getting bunny back
you you you are forgiven thank you good boy small party for getting
Chat, what would happen if I broke up with Bunny?
I'm just gonna be honest, Chat. What would happen if I broke up with Bunny?
I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna unsub.
We'd all bomb you. We're gonna leave your stream and never watch you.
I'm replacing you with Bunny. Fastest unfollow.
Gonna kill you.
I don't understand bro, I don't understand.
Alright chat, listen bro.
The Valorant tournament is at 5pm EST.
The tournament is at 5pm EST.
Chat, every streamer is watching the MrBeast.
streamer is watching mr. Beast's um um tournament
bro why is it so hot in my fucking house by the way one second I'm sorry I'm
sorry sorry I know I'm sorry I know you guys don't want to see titties but
I'm sorry I'll move the camera up a little bit but yeah it's actually hot
bro it's it's it's getting a little too on here um okay continue reacts uh what
do we want I mean thank you Jeffrey yeah so see that's why I've never walked
yeah whoa whoa we're done with reacts today we're done with reacts today oh
no shut the fuck up I'm not watching it no I'm done no no no like what even
What even ain't that?
What even ain't that?
What even ain't that?
Now before
Before we even go on Valorant and warm up this chat, we're gonna be playing we're gonna be playing chat
We're gonna be playing Valorant all day because of the new tournaments
but we need to get rocket league out of our system chat yay nay or gay Frank stop
spamming before I take your VIP where you fucking pussy no I'm done not
fucking re-asking with the buttons watch not on the fuck
just a bit just so chat shall we watch react what shall we watch why are you
guys saying gay huh why are y'all spamming gay bro I'm not gay do I look
gay do I look gay that's strong-ass body do I look gay no I'm not gay so don't
say that shit dude that's not funny bro I'm not gay Jesus I'm not gay bro damn
all right rock your lead
chat do you guys want me what the fuck is up with this like shitty ass POV
what's happening chat do you guys want me to react to the mr. Beast video do
y'all want me to react to the mr. Beast video or no I feel like every
streamers doing it no second I be honest bro I haven't watched all I haven't
watched
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I never I never flew a plane in fucking Afghanistan dumbass that's why
bro who is this like what am I versing right now bro
Who am I bursting a fucking freestyler like what is this
Yeah
Shot, ring me on a skill of 1 to 10, be honest.
Okay, so this guy- okay, you're a smurf.
Get the fuck off this account.
Stop smurfing.
My ass who are not diamond bro.
Probably a twos player.
Wait, what's the hardest to play in this game? One, two, or three?
Really? It's one through that hard?
Oh my god.
I have no boosts I have no
Oh my god, bro
Broke, roll 2, BAN this bitch, what the fuck is roll 2?
Chat, what is roll 2?
OH MY GOOOOOOOD
The only rule I know is rule 34
The fuck?
No, he chows that?
What a retort, bro.
You are so stupid.
Why would you chow that?
You're so dumb.
Like, you're so dumb, bro.
Why would you chow that?
You fucking stupid f-
Oh my god no no no no no no no no no oh my god
No, no, no, no!
No!
I'm out of this f***ing game.
Yeah, CGs, you sell b****!
YeaaaaaaASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I'm on this game.
Long time.
BAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!
Alright.
Look at my history.
I'm trying to see what's different. All right. It's getting late. Why you want to be so
Chop, by the way, guess what?
Since today is the Valorant tournaments. I went ahead and
plugged in the 1080p
Ben Q monitor for today
Can you get dressed and know dude, I'm sorry it's hot today bro. It's hot. I chat it's hot bro. It's hot
All right, chat Valorant's we are going to warm up
For three hours chat. I don't think y'all understand when I tell y'all I
I don't think, I don't think y'all know, I have put my blood, sweat, and tears into
All the hours warming up all the hours all the rank one moodathons
Amounts
All the hours I put into this game I'm out to today
Matt Manningo with the 16 months. I love you. God bless you today
Today I
Get to prove to everyone
Why I'm the best valor player
And the world!
When I ask her buy such her abs and she says looks and money, so now I'm over for
500 cigarettes.
5 GG, 10s is also into the, bro I don't give a fuck if 10s is in, chat I don't care if
10s is in.
I don't give a fuck who is in bro.
I give zero fucks who's in bro.
I don't care if 10's in, I don't give a fuck if only's in,
I don't give a fuck if, if Aspass is in.
I don't give a fuck if LeBron James is in.
I don't give a fuck if Stephen Curry is in.
I'm ready to tell y'all that I'm going
to put my life on the line.
I
That's match warm up
Like
Let's get on with today's warmup.
mods
Change the title
to warming up
mods, change the title to warming up for the Valorant tournaments.
Chat, I need you to let me know.
If I'm locked in today.
Alright, I'm serious.
Okay, something feels wrong already.
I don't know what it is, but something feels wrong.
Chat!
Something feels wrong.
Oh, God.
Oh god.
I believe my wife might watch your performance on the day if she wakes up in time so you
can win this tournament for Boone.
Moota help, only chat, only said he wants to play alone.
Should I teach him some things chat?
Oh, he can't download the game.
Um...
You want me to call him? Let me call him.
I'm calling him
Yeah, we lost him today
Alright, I'm not locked in there mine.
Oh yeah, chat, he just aired the fuck out of me, I'm not gonna lie.
He's saying he doesn't want to play with you after seeing the spanking clip.
Come on, I can't be that bad, right chat?
Chat, if only, chat, if only was in my shoes, chat.
job thinking would have the same thing. I think so too though. I think so too. I think
so to chat I think so too now I'm not gonna lie we're gonna have to do a
really good warm-up today
ten kills remaining
Five kills remaining.
Dominating.
Juice plays with the two viewer raids.
Thank you very much for the two viewer raids. Hey, if you're from that raid,
tight me if you're from that ray tight me if you're from that ray tight me yo
guys you guys are not from that rain why are you typing me Bobby it is the
weekend let's share some love let's share some love with each other let me
feel your goals deep inside of my inventory right now sorry I've been
I'm watching too much Mooda recently.
Slider then.
Nine.
What?
Vass?
Vass?
Nine?
Nine?
Hmm.
Chad, who do you think I should put on my team, bro?
Chad, who do you think I should put on my team?
Match found.
Wait, what was it again?
What is he doing?
What was that again?
Onee is on Valorant.
Is he warming up?
Is he warming up?
Deathmatch.
Warm up.
I'm not joking, man.
I did a war.
Is jet is Jinxie playing in his own tournament like last time or no?
Shit if I'm team captain, I'm picking him. I'm picking Jinxie
I'll be in Jinxie and then only pixel or only pixel and Jinxie
I don't know who to pick first shot. Who do I pick first shot? I pick Jinxie or only pixel. They're both good first picks
I'm not gonna lie
Because I don't really care about ranking actually, I don't know bro, because lowkey chat
Lowkey lowkey lowkey
If I pick either of them we're losing the tournament
Unless I can like carry so hard bro, but that's gonna be so hard to do
He said pick 10s. I think 10s is gonna be a captain as well
No
Ron, Lacy, Bart, Oni, and Junko are captains.
Honestly, I like that actually, I like that.
Wait, I think Ron's gonna, actually no, I don't think Ron, actually I don't know.
You're locked in today dude I'm warming up I'm literally warming up all day today
I don't care
I'm really warming up all day today
What do you get if you do if you get last place
It's uh, it's impossible
That's a saying Magnus Carlson going into a chess tournament and getting last place. It's not possible
So much for Rika
says the wind trader guys you guys know I never went right I'm serious I don't
what what is up with this I'm not gonna live all this is not good chat I'm not
warmed up right now
Muda lock in, knock in the lie, it looks like you're washed?
I know.
Don't worry bro, it'll come to me.
It always does.
It always comes to me bro, trust me.
Trust me bro it always comes inside of me it always does it always comes in me it
always does trust me bro trust me it always does it always comes in me bro
it always does it never leaves me bro it never leaves me you know maybe I need
Jack, should we do covax today or no?
Why are you killing me?
You're tracking his dog shit?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
Loki, my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what bro, I'm not going to lie chat, how do I train my tracking?
Chat, someone let me know, how do I train my tracking?
How do I get good tracking today?
Do I keep playing deathmatch or do I, do I do Kovacs?
Really
Do I really hop on go back chat would I say walla you never went rated
Dude chat take a look at me does is this a face of a win trader
Be honest. Is this a face of a win trader? No, dude. No, I'm the most innocent 21 year old child
I'm the most innocent 21 year old. I've ever either you've ever seen dude
eyebrow everyone shut the fuck up it's time to lock in
Oh god.
Okay, my tracking's a little bit, bit, bit better now.
Okay, my tracking is a little bit better now.
Current high score, 24, final high score, 14.
Um, geez.
Am I a captain?
He's gonna hate that, right?
He's gonna say no.
Call Ginge.
Let's see, let's see.
Oh God, I'm a team captain.
Chat, who do we pick for?
Who do we pick?
Who's our first, wait, we don't get first pick though.
Aw, the lower it goes, the worse it is, no chat.
So is it bad to be a captain
and then the last captain, cause you get last pick?
Fuck.
I don't know if this sensitivity is for me bro getting 15 out of 24
uh like I'm scared bro like also holy shit why is it so bright in here bro
So how do I change my, uh, Jesus, we gotta change this shit to like, how do we turn this
shit to like, how do we turn this shit black, bro?
There you go.
Chat, fast sense or slow sense, what's better?
Always in my entire life, tracking has always been my uh...
Yeah chat why is tracking so hard for me bro chat what's the harder tracking or like like
Microwave, what's harder?
Micro, Micro, Micro tracking, tracking bro, because my entire life I've always had the micros, but I've never had the tracking
By the way, tracking is a great way to get better micros, Muda said if the tournament
doesn't work he's getting in VR.
Yo, dude, alright bro, dude, bro, Jinxy said if Valorant's cancelled it's time for VR
chat.
Jinxy said he's hopping on VR if Valorant's cancelled, say why is Valorant cancelled?
I transformed a streamer's life in seven days.
It has 12 million views in three months.
VAS!
I have found a streamer who's filming
in a completely black room, only being lit by his monitor,
and is streaming to literally one person, me.
However, over the next seven days,
that's all about the change,
because of what I'm about to write in this chapter.
They sent us off the rip, too.
The absolute hardest part about streaming
It's when you have one viewer yes, I agree. I
Agree I agree. What the fuck am I watching right now? I'm watching a mood or react to a streamer react into a video
Hey, bro, welcome to content in 2024 bro, holy shit my muscles
I know your thoughts, oh you bout it bout it, you're a big girl, and it's your words,
and I'm gonna let you do it how you want.
I got all I need, right here, I know you know I know who you want to be.
Bro, we're all dudes, what are you doing?
LATs are underdeveloped, are you crazy?
What the fuck are you talking about? LATs are underdeveloped, bro.
Do you not see my LATs?
Do you not see my LATs in this door?
Shut the fuck up, bro. Don't know, eh.
Flat-ass chest.
Bro, dude, come on, dude. Shave your chest, you Jew.
Like, I'm not a Jew, bro! Like, what the fuck?
Like, geez, bro. Where's this clip?
Chubby, bro, we need to be warming up.
What are we? Why are you guys sending me bunny clips?
Oh god, I love Knutus Nate.
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say.
Type 1 if you're a good boy. Type 2 if your dick is big.
Type 3 if you like latinas. Type 4 if you like snow bunnies.
Type 6 if you're horny. Type 7 if you want a girlfriend.
Type 8 if you want sex.
If you lose this tournament, don't ever think about coming to Hoboken New Jersey unless you want the Roth of Osiris to eviscerate you leaving nothing but your big ass nose as a relic.
See, uh, bro, see this is why yo, what bro?
What do you mean your nose as a relic like we'll even just said that bro. What the fuck are you saying, bro?
Fuck you bitch.
Only is crying help him bro. What it's quick. What it is
That's why both or no, just a lot of care
To everyone's a green screen streamer, but I said to the green screen streamer myself
Honestly, what the fuck is this task?
but what is that dude okay there's there's there's okay visuals video how
do I turn everything to low chat how do I turn everything to low
Do you have to classify and declare your nose as a weapon when you go through TSA?
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh
You're not gonna like that I'm not warm bro. What do I do?
So close!
Like I actually don't know what to do bro, I'm not going to lie.
Like walla I'm actually scared bro, I'm not playing good bro.
Archaeologists of 10,000 years from now will find your fossilized notes and mistake your
time batch or at least...
Like...
Too slow!
I don't feel so!
I don't think so.
Bro!
Likey, pull!
The nose is bigger than Everest Bomber, but not in Judah, a better at barking for boomi
in the chat.
I'm a good shot.
I win again. I'm a good shot.
You killed Remaining.
Not should be.
Genuine question when playing Valorant do you use some music?
Yeah, 100% it's like Siege kinda.
Sound isn't important as Siege, but it's still very fucking important.
That's three.
Yo, help only chat.
I don't know what's wrong with this thing.
Does he have TPM enabled?
Does he have TPM enabled?
Can't tell, let me see this.
I did call him on this coach, I didn't answer.
She has some love with each other.
I'm not going to let the team be careful.
Why did they murder him? I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
Wait, he ended? Why did he end?
Ow.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking...
Shut up by any desk, by any desk.
Yep.
That could work, it could work.
Because my my god works
So if I could you could only play well I went for the rest of your life or CS for the rest of your life
Which one are you choosing Valorant? Yes. Yeah, what bro? You just get a bunch of cheaters and hackers in CS. No
Check if you guys have if you guys have only play Valor CS, what do you all do play?
Listen Valorant you have the e-girls
2nd of all, you have the e-girls, 2nd of all, CS face it, I know, yeah, face it is good,
face it you don't get cheaters.
She has it possible to cheat at all on face it, or it is but it's very rare.
Which, how rare does DMA actually work?
Is DMA actually a thing?
You are captain last pick.
Highbives, why?
Why am I last?
Dude, I'm actually playing like shit, bro. What the fuck?
I just feel like everyone is literally...
I fucked that, bro.
Oh my god, bro. I need bunny chat. I need bunny right now.
I
Don't get it did I forget to play this game
You know what, chat?
I'm not gonna lie.
We might have to pull out the first sensitivity that I got when I was ranked Radiance.
This is the first sensitivity I've ever played Valorant on.
This is the first sense I've ever played Valorant on.
3 out!
4 out!
I guess happy bro
Chat should we stay on 0.3
Should we stay on 0.3 yes or no
Okay
All right, bro, like I don't know man. I might like just
I just feel like they see me first bro, like do they not?
I feel like this guy see me first!
I'm still remaining.
Change the vanilla skin, I will.
I'm not the dog
Well, cool
Three now
Five kills remaining
Connection with the wall
Oh my god, it's coming to me.
It's coming in me.
It's coming in me.
Yeah, it's coming in me.
Yeah, I think it's coming in me, chat.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I think it's coming in me chat. I'm not gonna lie
Yep, it's coming in me
More more more give me more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more
I will be giving away $5,000 to my community.
And I will also take Bunny out on a date in real life with Jinxie.
And I'll open up an only fan and record videos with Bonnie Blue.
fight!
fight!
fight!
fight!
fight!
sky kill!
Okay, maybe like this.
Yeah, this is way better.
do you aim with your arm or your wrist? when I aim with my wrist I aim worse. so I aim
with my arm.
I'm gay.
How are we feeling on this chat?
How are we feeling the sense?
Better than the last one, okay.
Oh my gosh, Primmichat!
shall we do the workflow only?
that would be...
I knew it, like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I'm just getting fucked, they're
Do I look like prime right now or a couple more?
more
Oh
My god
5 kills remaining.
Should I go back to my rank 1 NA center, my rank 1 EU center?
I want GG's.
I lost!
Oh no, I won, I won, I won, I won, I won.
Muda check DMs but don't leak.
Hey Siri, FaceTime yes scene!
Starting a FaceTime call to yes scene.
I'm being asked to invite three people that I know to the Valorant tournament, but
They said they can't be too good content remember
Like like like look
Like I'll have your name on but like look he says not too good has to be content players
Like unless you like
like unironically walla like unless if I add you you have to like triple your
sense by like six times if you want it's today it's in two hours and he said
he didn't invite people but okay no I can't add you I just saying not too
good actually lift she's she they said that they just can't be too good is live
good like you're gonna be playing with fucking black boy max and like so who do
we add that do you know anyone that I can add in a valve column that's ass that's
like mainly content
I'm inviting you I just I don't think you just have to get nine times your sense
I'm not saying it's too bad, but it doesn't matter.
Tell me my chat, tell me my chat.
Ask my chat for content people, they'll find you.
Okay, okay.
I love you, I love you.
I mean, I tried.
I mean, have I said to get three content creators that can play in the tournament that aren't too good?
I am not getting Bunny, you dumbass.
I'm not getting Bunny, bro.
I'm not getting Bunny.
Bunny downloaded the Valorant yesterday, okay?
And I know if Bunny gets in the tournament,
she's gonna be last pick
and gets to else's last captain pick, me.
I don't want Bunny on my team.
What is she gonna do?
Show me her titties?
I can't play with Bunny, bro.
I can't play with Bunny.
I can't play with buddy, bro.
Only check, only.
Only pixel.
Do I need it?
Yes.
I can do what you want.
Okay, who would be a content creator that isn't good?
Three content creators that isn't good.
I can't invite, I can't invite, I can get OdaBlock.
Chat, should I get OdaBlock?
OdaBlock's not bad.
He's already in it chat. I could get Bolo. I could get Bolo Bolo would be ass at this game, right chat
Chat would Bolo be good or no Bolo would be ass, right?
Okay, so I don't know. I don't have connects with case so
Richie is not in there, but Richie is low key good like I saw him tapping head
I mean, he's not like crazy good though. I could I'm gonna invite him. I could invite him. I can call him
I can ask him
So are Richie and Jixie on good terms? Like it wouldn't be weird if I get a Richie, right? Like they're on good terms, right?
They like they go way back. They love each other, right?
Richie's already in. Shiza. Shiza, Shiza, Shiza. Oh, okay.
I could get Bolo. I could get... let me see...
I
Can get poke main is poke man in here. Yes, you know chat
Peterbots really good chat. I can't get Peterbots. Peterbots good bro Peterbots like radians
Bookman Jinxie is hosting a
Hell no okay nevermind
Chats boy is already in there. Boy is already in there
hmm not too good I mean I could have easily got him three people instantly
but he said not too good so now I don't know who to get in there it's not too
good I could get Morgan but how do I could get clicks clicks his ass at this
game no? Chad is clicks already in yes or no? Chad is clicks good yes or no?
Oh, Senna. Wait, Senna is already in though. Isn't Senna already in?
I think Klicks and Jinxie are beefing.
Oh, I saw that one clip.
Wait, no, wait, wasn't Klicks and Jinxie's CS tournament, though?
I love you, Steph Gilbert.
You know, I suck at dick anytime you want me to, right?
All right, let me think, let me think, let me think.
Let me go through my phone, but let me go through my phone.
Let me see if I can get anyone for my phone.
See, Abby, Alessia, Alyssa, Aly, Ariana,
OK, Huda, Beth, Bray, Daisy.
Wait, we could do Daisy.
Should we do Daisy?
TRAIN RECS!
Kingsman hey Kingsman for the vibes though am I right Kingsman for the vibes am I right
yo what's up yeah for the vibes for the vibes for you to get all these e-bakes
with drinks a by the way
uh you know I'm just showing them around bro showing them around showing them
around what you know you can do in this world you know girls are amazing dude
girls are are an amazing thing bro I don't know women right oh I love women
bro women are my are my favorite thing bro yeah they're my favorite thing you
know ladies woman. Yeah, bro. Uh, what's up? I have a question for you. Yeah, go for it.
Do you enjoy playing like Valorant for like copious amounts of hours? Like, I don't know.
Not anymore. I don't. I don't anymore. How did you? Uh, so, you know, you ever see those
crash out compilations of me of like smashing the keyboard in my head, uh, eating my mouse,
uh, punching my monitor, multiple monitors breaking, cameras being broken. Okay. Yeah.
So that's how I cope.
I cope with breaking everything on my setup.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I also do crack off stream, so yeah, it helps.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm gonna come right back around, right?
Okay.
Take care, brother.
Okay, so I asked trainwrecks.
I don't know who else to get, bro.
Content creators.
Chat squishes already in here, right?
Should I get Ray?
Fuck you call me for
That's your bitch ass up, bro. You're not a you're not a content creator
My editor get back to fucking slaving away on my videos. All right, well, I'm not gonna or I'm not paying you
I'm not gonna pay you this month and get back to fucking work
Go back to editing my YouTube videos right now
What are you gonna leave there's nothing I'm an open book. There's nothing to leak about me
See here
Who else is there to get?
A content creator.
Liv, do you want to be in it?
Should we get Liv in it?
She might be a little too good though. What's her rank right now?
Immortal one. Chat is immortal one a little too good? Yo Melvin, you're not getting in
bro, drop it bro, drop it! Too high right? That's what. Live well I would have, I would
love to have you in bro I'm not a lie but um immortal one I don't know pork
costs why the fuck when I get pork is huh so we can fucking hop on a lower
elo account and start when trading bro get bro no no no all right no no no no
and so what you can hit a fucking upshot and go
Vavos!
Like no, bro. No.
Hey, mooder you sexy man. Just turns 20 today. Could you say happy birthday?
Happy birthday, bro. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
External liquid.
YBG or case on?
I could lowkey get case on.
I could lowkey get case on. I could get case on. I could get case on.
Let me see here bro, K-San.
Chad, what's K-San's Twitter?
Alright. Yo, K-San.
Okay, I tried to be nice. That nose is blocking my screen. Oh my god, Mooder.
I think that my happy birthday bro, go fuck yourself. Is in two hours do you want to be a part of it?
I know it's very late notice. Just a word for a shot.
I'm calling to like what the fuck does this fucking ugly fucking hairline receding thin hairline fucking pussy one
That's fucking ugly fucking bitch that gets no fucking girls that watches jinxing me and jinxing into a cage and get slapped
By baddies that he would be in what is fucking hairline receding silver three
Rockety player good at nothing in life fucking walk
WHY ARE YOU PALLING ME?!
I mean, you can say all that, but you can't, like, talk when it comes to band to band.
It's all good though. I'm fucking richer than you, so...
Uh, anyways...
I-I will literally...
Oh, you're- you have an open house, right?
Your landlord's trying to kick you out? I mean, I don't blame him.
I'll- yo, by the way, I'll make you fucking homeless. Do you realize that?
I'll buy your house.
I'll make you homeless.
Anyways...
Yo...
Do you have three players or not I'm I can get three players this second, but I want to be shit
I want to be contact creators
Yeah, so who also? Yeah, you have dead last bit
It's not snake draft so you get last pick and then it goes back to Jinxie and then is Jinxie
I actually don't know where yeah, I don't know where he's gonna be out in the order
We have to figure that out.
Well, can you just please?
Can you please put it me at the top?
Is that the same bunny?
I'm not taking money, bro.
I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not.
Because I know if I put money in the tournament,
I'm going to have to pick her and I'm not picking.
I'm not picking money, bro.
I'm just not going to do that.
OK, why don't you be in the tournament?
I am in the tournament. I'm fuck.
Wait, you're a part of the contestants.
You're going to pick me?
So I get to drag my balls over that big ass fucking forehead that stretches nine acres above your fucking head into acre land that is fitting because I see that that fitting hair of your.
So it goes from bald to nine head to thinning hair.
I get to drag my balls across that face of yours.
Is basically what you tell me.
But what I was going to say is we could be on the same team and put our beef aside.
But if you just want to have beef, I mean, whatever.
Chad, do you think I should take you know, I was on my life.
I'm down.
So what's your what's your like, are you good at Valorant, though?
I'm still.
Excuse me.
What do you say?
Broms to listen, bro, but I'm good at everything I do.
You know, you know, I'm I don't really play ranked like that.
So I don't have like a good rank.
but you know I'm good at everything I do.
Yo, okay, bro, can you lock in?
God, bro, do you do anything fucking productive?
Can you help me with one thing, bro?
We need to get three players, three people, okay?
Let's go to the Valorant category.
Maybe we pick a streamer or something.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's see.
Twitch.tv slash Valorant.
Okay, we wanna pick someone that's shit, right?
I know everyone in this community.
I know everyone in this community.
So who is who is sub who is sub Rosa?
Who is that?
I love that guy and wanted to be in here.
I'd love for him to be in here, but he's a he's a he's he's he's really
he's multirating.
He went pro.
He's a professional player.
Sweet mother.
I know, um, oh, wait, she's she's immortal.
Oh, Lydia, Lydia is not bad, but she's immortal.
Oh, you know Lydia's in the tour. Do you have the player put like list in front of you?
No, you're a fucking idiot, but if Lydia's in the tournament then do you're getting like high up players that know
Sure bro sure
Is Lydia that good at the game? Oh, she's immortal
Like don't know what that means immortal is like can you put it to rock face it face it like GC?
Not bad
Not bad. You're not even JC.
I was JC in the time I played with you. You are fucking shit at the game.
Yeah, that's why I literally 1v1'd you and dragged my coccasaurus all over you and you left the game.
Well good. I'll be here tomorrow so I can carry you to three wins so you can end your stream.
Chat by the way, tomorrow me and uh, High Vives are doing uh, three wins on Rock League without getting off in a row.
Chat, do y'all think we can do that?
Muda get nigga he got boy. Yes, what?
Who did you just say? Oh?
Don't be like that the youtuber the youtuber don't be weird
Don't be weird. Don't be weird. He's the youtuber. He's a youtuber. You know him. You know him. Don't be weird
Don't be weird dude. Just rip it on. No, I don't say me. I don't say that word
bro wow wow wow stop bro stop stop mmm yo full f can you give me your alt
account please so I can give it to only pixel yeah only needs a NA account I
got him I got him I got him with I already got him with it off the left fine
okay who else is EU something something's in EU but I think he's NA
he has an NA account dude if we win this tournament together we yeah I don't
to be on your team. You just said for me to pick you five seconds ago. Oh yeah I did.
So what do you think about that? I'm down dude I'm down I can pick you bro.
I'm down. Yeah I'm down. Okay uh. It's two though. Are you serious?
Well I'm good at the game. You are. I'm good at the game. I might some might say
I'm better than you. Bro. My cock and balls you're better than me bro. Fuck out of your
two Valorant players that want to join the Jinxi Tournament in 40 minutes.
Must be a content creator.
Must be ass.
All right.
Already going, already going, already going, already got one.
He's calling me.
He's calling me, he's calling me.
I got one bro, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one, I got one.
Yo Drake, what's good bro?
Yo, what's good Drizzy?
There's no way you just pass ring down.
What's up Drizzy, what's good bro?
How are you?
Yeah, long time no see bro.
What's good Drizzy?
What's good Drizzy?
A-K-A Champagne, poppy!
Hey bro, yo, what is Ice Man dropping?
Oh, okay, I'm down.
All right, anybody bro, listen dude,
me and Jinxy are doing it.
Me and Jinxy are hosting a tournament bro.
And we want you to be in it.
Yeah?
Uh-huh.
All right bro.
All right, say that bro.
I'll talk to you later bro.
Take care of champagne, take care of champagne,
peace out bro.
All right bro, we got Drake.
Yo.
Yo, can I ask a question?
Yeah, go for it.
Who is Melvin?
Melvin is my editor for YouTube.
This guy's a retard.
Oh. Yeah.
All right, so, maybe I don't get him from the talk.
Yeah, so yeah, that's what I was saying.
That was, you gotta, because-
We could do YBG, we could do YBG, we could do YBG.
Jinx he got Bucky is Bucky good Bucky's really good Bucky is really good. I don't think we should like really good at Valorant
Yeah, it's really good. He's really good. Oh
Chat on a skill on it said how good is Bucky or sorry Bob Buggie or fuck YBG
Hi guys, bro. If I want to go take a piss. Can you control my PC and maybe we get high ranks that are okay?
You know you know what I'm saying like not
rank one EU without wind-trading why not people
I'm gonna fucking grab you by your small-ass fucking head twirl you around in fucking circles. Take your pants off and fuck you
Okay, hey son
What the case on say anything?
Okay, son Twitter. That's what they're saying case on games
If you want to play isn't
Case on said he's down
I haven't played balance is 22 after we download it
Do I have to stream because I do it if it was just offline?
No, he could know he could be offline you can be offline
Download it right now dad. Yeah, he has to download it right now and make sure his anti cheat and everything's working
Make sure anti cheat is working
Hurry hurry, you know me bro. Listen dude. Yay. Hey. Hey. Hi boys. Hi boys
Do you know who you're talking to dude? You are currently top. I don't know how to do all that. Can you help me?
Oh sweet.
You want to answer the call?
Yeah, you can help him.
No, no, no, no, no, please.
And Muda put me on your team.
Oh hell no.
Motherfucker said he hasn't played Valorant since 2022
and wants to be on my team. What the fuck?
Okay, hold on.
Let me add him to the player list.
Fuck!
What's your discord?
Let me help you.
Let me yeah. Yeah, you gotta help him. You gotta help him make sure he's make sure he's all good to go
Also
We need two more people on him. Yo, you know how to do how do you do that? Oh, I got it
Don't leak don't leak please
Do email to f8 instead of the
Okay. Yo, YBG was goody, gangie. Yo, wait, yo, I'm gonna get Los Polos. I have enough
I have enough motion for that if you want me to.
Yeah, do you? Because Jinxie called him and he didn't answer. Also, is Los Polos smart
enough to set up valorant. Hey Siri, FaceTime Los Polo. Hey Siri. Hey Siri. FaceTime Los
Polos. I don't see a Luis Polo in your account. Who the fuck is Luis? So you don't have him
in your contacts? No, I don't. Sorry. Okay, maybe we just get one more. Since you got
case on. Yeah. So I'm you got
really good at the game, right?
He hasn't downloaded the game since 2022
and needs help installing the anti-cheap.
So he's not bad.
He's not bad at the game.
He's not bad.
So wherever the game is.
I'm fucked.
Um, wait, I know a perfect person
that we can invite. Hi, guys.
Yeah, we can get.
We can get a good.
Why don't we get your?
We why don't we get your CS?
Go eat girlfriend?
No. No.
Why not because I don't have an e-girlfriend really cuz Joe was telling me
Yeah, but chat is dumb. I don't have an e-girlfriend. Listen
Who could we get though?
How good is raw dog moon because I added him in but is he really good at the game? Oh, he's not good
He's uh, what like a second one. He's like champ level. He's not bad
But he's not yeah, he's like champ and rock of the week. He's not bad. He's not good. He's not bad
Okay, that's not bad. Okay. Mmm. So let's get like another person like him. Okay. So maybe
symphony. Not bad. Not bad. Not good. Yeah, but ever played the game before. Oh, you want
someone good? If you want someone good? Oh, why did you not buy YBG YBG YBG? Yo, YBG is
a too good. I added him into a YBG. Yeah, but boy, you really want to add YBG because
This guy is just so fucking ugly, he's so fucking chopped, his dick is fucking small,
he's not fucking funny at all, he looks like a fucking lizard, and to be honest, I don't
know bro, I don't think we, I don't think we fucking invite this fucking pussy ass kid,
I really don't.
So is he good at the game?
Let's get YBG in this bitch!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, is this motherfucker just talking about my nose?
YBG
Got you gangie
You know I got you all right. Let's get YBG up in this bitch
Okay, don't so don't so don't so don't so don't make sure make sure he's in the discord
All right, all right. All right. Yo YBG. Can you uh YBG can you um?
Um
What rank is YBG?
What rank is YBG?
Actually, that's good, actually, that's good, actually, let's test before I see it.
10 minute follower mode!
What the fuck?
Bro, might as well just quit streaming and go back to working in 9 to 5.
10 minute follower mode!
Are you drunk?
10 minute follower mode?
Bro, what the fuck?
10 minute follower mode.
I'm gonna follow him over 10 minutes.
How the fuck am I supposed to even type in your chat for 10,
there you go, I actually wish I would,
he's diamond too, get this guy in here,
get this guy in here, get this guy in here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, you're not bad.
Get him in here, get him in here, get him in here, cunt.
Hi guys, bro, what are the chances
mean you like get internet one day and have sex?
You wanna fuck?
I mean, I'd be down, but what are the chances?
Zero, you're ugly.
I
Case on I sent you a Twitter emote. You're not fucking
Case on you're not accepting it. I
Case on I added you case on you gotta accept the Friday quest
You're on my stream case on
Did you drink to me now in a month with the nose that?
Let me know when added added
Why are you showing your screen you're leaking everything?
Anyways, um
Let me add them into this call because both please I need to get this I need to help them and help me please. Oh, I don't know
I'm not a Valorant player, bro. I don't know just tell them to download the game. That's it. It's always do all
All you have to do is-
Don't do this to me high-mised, high-mised, don't do this.
Yo.
Yo, good case on.
What's up man, how are you?
Let's get a break, how are you?
You know those games, like, you know those games, like, really gay, right?
I mean, this game is, yeah, I mean, I agree, but those games fucking ass, second of all.
I mean the only reason why I like it is because there's just so many girls in here
You know what I'm saying? I don't know what I'm saying bro
There's just so many girls in this game and you know
I like playing this game because of girls bro
This girl's not gonna play
The two big bombers, yeah that has to be racing
Yeah, can you bend that guy please?
Uh, let's go
Let him ride, let him ride
So what are you doing bro?
Like tell us about even going under the radar bro
Like where you at? Where you been at?
Keh? Where you been at?
Keh, you be saying Keh, okay?
Yeah, what are you saying bro? We've been up to I've been I've been plundered. Where were you from from Canada?
That's why what you said what would you say you said what you're saying?
No, I'm not from the six I'm I'm near there though. I'm near that I
Unknown city so you wouldn't even know it. But yeah, the best thing to say other than that it would probably just be Toronto. Um
Um
I have I went there one time, bro
I hit rodea drive when I had what $2,000 in my bank account when I had 300 viewers
and bought a
YSL wallet for like $800 and never went back there again. So fuck
Minus my entire paycheck
I was gonna ask you about how does it feel like to live in LA bro like to be the main character, bro
Like the way you like walk up on these streets, bro. Like how does it feel? Well, I'm from LA. I was born and raised here
Damn, it's main character vibes, bro
So like like let's say like, you know, it's it's it's 12 a.m.
And you're horny like can you just call up any girl in your phone list and it'll just go green
That's obviously very a very federal question
Sorry, well, you know, okay, but no brah. I just I like to just play video games and show brah
loser I like that though that's me too though that's me too that's me too that's
me too all right you want to help you go ahead share your screen let me let me
help you real quick but I gotta take a piss bro I'm talking on my dick I need
to take a piss bad bro all right can you help can you entertain my chat please
though I know it's a lot to ask her bro but like just for a second I got you
I
Sub y'all
Whose nose is bigger, you know, I actually I
Think his nose is way bigger personally
By the way, I want everyone to know I was watching this this way
I don't know if this word is approved in this job, but I was watching this retard on VR chat the other day
Yeah, someone's got a health is made
because
What the fuck was I watching?
That it is a very PR friendly chat. I don't know what I'm walking into. It's a PR friendly or you guys don't go fuck
Wait, how old is muda how old is muda chat?
How old is he?
He's 21. I'm 10 years older than him. Don't say damn
Don't I'm 10 years older than him?
Oh my god
Hey, listen man
It's nice to be older, bro. You you mature you learn a lot. You guys think mood at 31 is gonna be a different person
I think you will
No doubt
No doubt. I'll start a family soon, bro. Cardi soon gang. I got you, bro. I'll start a family very soon. I promise I
Promise bro. I will I got you, bro
real soon real soon real soon real soon yo by the way can we all unanimously
agree here I know Muda's like primarily Valorant from what I've seen but CS clears
this fucking game I'm sorry bro can we all be can we can I get a can I get a
reach with on that bro like bro anyone who says Val clears CS in my opinion
come on bro what are you doing it's not even close it's not even close
It's not even close, especially the eSports shit.
Wait, does Muda like eSports?
Is he into asking about the Pringle stories, but does he like eSports?
All right, if he doesn't now, I'll put any amount of money.
Okay, so I never hold your piss in for like hours, bro, and you finally piss and it's
just like the best feeling in the fucking world.
Of course, of course, I've done that a couple times.
Wait, you don't watch esports?
Awww, not really bro, no, not really. What esports are you into?
Well, I own and run FaZe Esports, so I'm very into CS, Kod, and R6. Those are probably like my big three, and I like Halo too.
But I'm surprised you-
What do you know about Halo bro? What do you know about Halo 3?
What do you know about Halo 3 bro?
But you're 21 years old you were probably like two years old when I was I was I was five years old
But I remember that sand the sand maps and what other maps on Halo 3 bro. There's so many map bro
I fucking love Hill 3 bro. I actually love Hill 3. What's that one gun?
This is the pink gun looks like fucking alien you like shoot shards at people in some shit either. Yeah, the needler
Yes, yes, yeah, wait, you don't play you ever play infinite, you know, of course bro
I'm going to go with Halo 3, Halo 4 Infinite, and I stopped after Infinite.
Reached.
Oh no, reach, reach, reach.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Halo 3, 4, Infinite, reach, and a little tiny bit of 5.
That's it.
Wait, I have an actual question, a serious question.
What's the Pringle's story?
Who told them about that?
What's the Pringles story?
I understand, some of it was just like, mentioned Pringles.
Bro, it's just fucked, bro, I don't even know if you want to know about it, bro.
It's just fucked.
So why not?
Of course I want to know, why would I not want to know?
Now I want to know even more about it, the way you're reacting.
So, one day my parents left me alone, I was I think around 11 or 10, or even 12,
that age and my parents left me alone and maybe two or three months ago I just learned
about that you could do shit with your dick.
That's not just for pissing.
Okay.
I'm sorry, you just learned that?
Yeah, around 10 years, 11 years old, yeah.
So I just learned about shit that you could do andโฆ
What?
But they're saying you were 15.
I was 15, yeah.
I tried to lower it a little bit.
So why are we lying?
Your lying is terrible.
So you're 15.
I'm not, this is a judge-free zone, bro.
You could tell me whatever you want to tell me, bro.
It's OK.
So I was 15.
And I was eating Pringles.
And I was watching a movie.
What kind of Pringles?
Original Salish Barbecue.
Barbecue barbecue, okay, and he tells matters. Yeah, and I was watching eight mile
And you know the M&M scene where he goes for his girlfriend like they have sex
But you do not see him. I don't know if you know that scene. I know that scene very vividly
Not oh, I don't I don't I think I know we see you're talking about like this
I like something I think about all the time. Yeah, so I remember yeah, so I had an idea
You know, I finished my Pringle cans as that scene came up and I said, you know what?
I want to try something. So I went downstairs opened the kitchen drawer and
Found a pair of latex gloves
so I wrapped it around
you know the Pringle can and I
I
Put elastic rubber bands on around the barbecue and then I
I used my my dad's lotion
uh put a little bit put a little bit inside of it and then uh I grabbed my
iPhone or no I was an iPod at the time I grabbed my iPod I went to the living
room put the iPod at the top of the couch and I taped it on there and then
I stuck the Pringle can in between the couch and I and you what I fucked the
shit out of it yeah this this is everything is starting to add up a
little bit so this explains why you were playing with titties on VR chat the
other day and getting so excited this is all adding up now you're a you're a
sick fuck I am I'm horny bro I this I it's not it's not a good thing to
admit bro, but yeah, I'm very horny bro. I don't know what it is bro. I don't know if it's because I'm Arab
I don't know if it's you know, I don't but I'm gonna be honest. I don't drink. I don't smoke
I don't do anything. I just like to have sex. That's my drug bro. That's all it is bro
I don't know I don't know I don't know so you so you're so you're just that you're a gooner
Like you you you goon all the time. No, no, no, I made a vow to myself that I would never goon because
like I think it was like six months ago I gooned and
And I just, I never, I never, I didn't like that.
Wait, they say you vape.
They say you vape.
No, no, no, that was years ago though.
Like five years ago, I was vape,
I was a vape for five years ago.
But like, no, no, no, no, no.
I swear to God, K-Song, well, the last,
the last time I've touched a vape,
alcohol or weed was like five years ago.
I don't do any of that anymore.
But yes, I do like sex, bro.
Bro, we all have, we all have our,
we all have our things, bro, you know?
Hey, man, live your life, brother.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
do whatever makes you happy man
you have to learn some things the hard way you know i'm saying i experienced
things like for example you fucking the shit out of that
i mean i don't want to
you realize i'm sure that day we realize what the fuck is wrong with me
right
can i be honest?
of course you can
I bought a sex toy after that day.
Oh.
A flashlight.
Yeah.
So you bought a pocket pussy.
Is that what you're telling me?
Yeah.
By the gods.
Alright.
Let's just download Valorant, bro.
I feel like I'm much closer to you now. I feel like now I know a lot more about you than I did yesterday.
Okay, um, what it says here, why download and download right?
Yeah.
Good news, good news, right?
Yeah, um, you're gonna have to do that now. You have to reset that PC.
All right, I'll be right back, man. Just just, you know,
I won't go anywhere bro, I won't go anywhere.
I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
What bro? We've all done that bro.
We've all done that. What? What? What? What?
We've all done that. We've all done that.
We've all done that. We've all done that.
Y'all acting like y'all are the only one who bought sex toys bro.
I used to buy these little eggs, they were called Tenga eggs.
I used to use those, those shits were crazy back in the day bro.
Bro chat, let's say bro, that shit's normal bro, like dude, buying sex toys is normal bro,
why we got it like bro, come on dude, come on, that's normal bro, come on bro, it's
normal, I feel like we've all also used a Pringle can, come on bro, we've all used
a Pringle can before dude, come on, it's just normal dude, come on, it's just normal
bro, shit's normal dude, you are literally sex driven, I don't know what you want
I don't live in LA. I don't live in Canada. I don't do drugs. I don't do weed. I don't do alcohol
I don't do anything. The only thing I like is sex, bro. What's wrong with liking sex?
Anyway, bro, next question bro, next question. Like do y'all see why I do these edates now with Jinxie?
Do y'all see why I do these edates with Jinxie?
That shit's not clip farming, bro. That's me. You know what I'm saying? Like I like I like to be spanked, bro, you know
I'm out of stream, bro. I'll see you
I
See who's in this tournament, bro
Oh, let's see.
Hey, Miri.
Hey, me, man.
So everyone's playing Valorant.
God, everyone's warming up.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Wait, I'm on your team, right?
You don't want to pick up your middle eastern brother?
Case on bro as much as I'd love to play it with you, bro
Yo, they'll call us the they'll call us the noses or something or the nose brothers. That'll be tough, bro
You know, they'll call us though. I bro as much as I fuck with you, bro
And it's into the honest bro. I feel like I vibe with you really good
The last time you play this game was 2022 bro
Natural gamer will be okay. Oh the bomb
Yo, bro, wait, it's actually pretty funny
All right, wait, what do I do? What do I do?
That's it bro here
Yo, I'll tell you what because you're helping me out let you bar. Will you play CS? Yeah, I play CS
I have a dragon lore. I buy power up that I have I don't know if you know what that is
Bro, I know everything about CS. I'm face it level 10.
Okay, you could use mine for a week, but you can't lose it though.
No, obviously. But wait, I mean, I don't even need skins like that, bro, because I don't even want to risk fucking someone hacking my account and then you're getting licked, bro. I don't even want to risk that shit.
What was I gonna say though? What's your steam inventory looking like? Is it good?
Wait, how do I know my anti-cheat works?
It'll let you go into the game.
Wait, what did you ask me though?
I said what's your inventory looking like?
NCS? Yeah. I just sold I just sold a Cranbit Black Pearl and my Pandora is
literally a couple days ago. I'm sure to get a new setup but I mean my opp is
crazy. I have an M4 for... Howl? No no I have the fuck. What's it called? The Red
skin fuck man yeah hot rod with these four cattle stickers that are like
insane but my op is like my like my grail bro that that D-Lore I Bp perfect
position by the way perfect position I BP low-float incredible okay I see I see
you I see you and I might and I might buy this blue laminate for Titan hollow
AK but I it's a very expensive. I don't know if it's worth the money. Oh, well, I was on CS
I I
Trader with this like Chinese trader he like landed me skins and he had like a gugging her as his op
I should look crazy. Okay. Who did have any stickers or no? I did have these blue stickers on it. I
Wait, let me see my inventory I'm playing this game in actually ages
His game is so gay hold on let me figure this out
Collection?
Okay, so I have some stuff.
I have some stuff.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, where do I see the knives?
Oh yeah, let me put this. There's one knife I used to love. I like this one.
What do you mean? No, no, no. It's a default one.
Put the bottom left one on. You'll like the bottom left one on.
Oh, that's the one. This one out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is what I was looking for. I was looking for it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, so wait. What do I go now? It's a play.
Go to practice. Bottom left.
crazy banner right? That's very OG actually. You know I'm actually friends? I'm actually
really good friends with a guy who created Valorant. What? Satoshi Nakamoto? No there's
a few guys. Thomas Vu, the guy who was like one of the lead guys with League of Legends
and Valorant. Oh I see. You're a ham bro. Wait what do I do? Where do I go? Practice.
That's on practice. Where's practice? Bottom left. And then go to the enter, enter,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, enter range. The big green button in the middle of your screen.
Okay. Why are you saying it like that? Well, I feel like you're huge, calling me a retard there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't do it like that.
Alright, let me see your skill, bro! Hey, what's your rank in, uh, what's your rank in, um, in CS?
Listen, you're asking too many questions that I don't want to answer. Listen, what do we do next?
Wait, I used to use Raina. That's what I used to use.
Yeah, go for it.
All right, okay press a why did you just look at a girl while you're showing me this
Someone someone fucking this is not a good look for me chat. I'll press B and buy your guns buy your guns
Okay
All right press escape wait, I can't press Q in this game so like switch back and forth like to my knife and
Let me show you my shot real quick, hold on.
Well what's your sense?
You gotta worry about your sense first.
This game is so gay, oh my god.
I am my sense a little off.
Oh my god!
Set it, set it, set it, set it, set it, set it, set it, set it, set it.
Wait, I think it doesn't feel that bad though.
Hold on, let me do a 360 real quick.
Yeah it's just a little set. I need to give it a lower or higher?
Yeah lower lower lower lower lower lower lower lower lower lower lower lower.
Alright.
General. No no stay here stay here go to general.
Alright, all right, change that.
Do you want 800 dpi?
Yeah 800.
Okay change that bitch to 0.3.
Like right there?
Sure. 3-2's not bad.
and then what's good I don't want not very three three three zero point three zero
point three just press it just press the button there you go yeah
yes sir can I go to video graphics quality graphics quality graphics quality
oh yeah full screen I don't know there's 11 or no 10 I'm not out even now you're
on 11 press on full screen and change to a window full screen yes sir and then
press apply okay why all right then press everything off on the right side
change all the shit off and then put in a video reflex will link into the on plus
boost now with a graphics quality top middle right there everything low low
low low blasted low low low off everything everything gone
about this uh... two x two x two x two x and all the ones with two x
yes sir
alright bro and then uh...
no no no no no
alright that's it
now get out of here
all this stuff is good
yeah everything's good
now go
shows what you got
alright let's see it let's see it ready
yes sir
you get correct with it
all the man sits all fucked up
here go to f3 press f3
and then change the speed to hard
and then and then ready for that yeah
should be hard at all
and then press done
and then press start
and then they're gonna come up on your screen when we get a flick
check my sense down
see my sense is not it's too slow
it's a tiny slow
okay hold on
and you go a little faster, a little faster, a little faster
you know, go to 0.4, try 0.4, I think you're gonna like 0.4
general, general, general, general, general, general, 0.4
you'll need to be like in between
Let me try, yours was 0.444, try 0.4.
See, I guess it's a little fast.
Hold on, let me go like 0.38, 37.
And then I remember, this was, yeah,
this is when I got to kill, I go like, yes, yeah, yeah.
And then I remember, what was Q again?
Q was, you heal, you heal off Q.
C is to blind.
C is to, oh yeah, C,
Okay, that's just broken
I think with a little practice I'll get it. I'll get it. Yeah
If you want go into some death matches, bro
Wait, so whose team am I on?
Was someone gonna pick you? But I mean if
I need this case on
What bro, bro, I'll be good. I'm probably one of the worst players here, but I'll be probably be the best worst player
But you gotta just trust me so who how many captains are there there's uh, how many captains are there?
This is like 5 right?
Chad, who's 8? 8 captains.
Listen, no one's gonna pick me bro. Just pick me last, but make sure you have the last pick of like the...
Listen, I'm gonna be real. You messaged me to be in this tournament. I'm not here to play with other people. I'm here to play with you!
Okay, you know what? Fine bro. Okay, listen.
Bro, we can be the bomb brothers! The noses! We're good!
Okay.
We're gonna shit on everyone.
Alright, let me... let me... can I make...
Think about the edits all the bombs going off with us together. Okay, you know what? I fuck with it
I fuck with it. Listen, let me let me get a good team so that it balances out if I have you on the team with me
Cuz no one's gonna pick you, right?
Just say it exactly so I'll pick you I'll pick you last pick, but I'll pick you fuck it
I'll pick you okay, but don't run it up but don't play with fire, bro
Maybe what if you're the last pick of the lab and it's over
Well, you know I'm saying like you like bro. I'm telling you
Wait, who's in this tournament, bro? Is there a cop in here?
Bro, it's Senna, OniPixel, who else?
Ron, Jason, Lacey, the agent.
That's literally fucking crazy, bro.
Okay, okay, yeah. Definitely pick me.
I mean, just base all of that shit. Definitely pick me last.
Okay? We'll be good now. We'll be good.
I'll pick you.
You're gonna be last pick, but I'll pick you.
That's fine. And just know when...
Wait, it's 3v3?
Yeah.
Chat, what is it?
Is it 3v3?
It's 5v5, and apparently 10 is in here.
Yes.
5v5?
Wait, I don't have my last pick.
Well, I was like, I don't think I'm like the fifth.
I don't think I'll be like fourth or third.
Maybe no.
Like, fifth.
I'll see how do I have on my team, and I'm down.
I'm for sure gonna pick you if no one picks you I just need to
Bro imagine I'm right here. I'm like, yo, what's up like like bro look at that shit
I'm in
you
you
you
you
you
You
Like am I gay?
Five kills remaining.
and
job what do i do to get my hands all hot like that my hands are cold bro
My hands are cold child what do I do bro?
Goon, goon, goon, one kill remaining.
What?
I mean yeah I'm just gay whatever.
Losing in DMs bro like when do I ever lose in DMs?
Losing in DMs should never be a thing bro.
How am I losing DMs, bro?
Yo, why are my hands so fucking cold?
Match found.
Bunny is warming up his hands, bro.
I don't read times that it's all y'all, bro.
No.
I'm not muted.
I know I'm not muted, bro.
Shut up, bro.
I know I'm not muted, bro.
Hey, Siri, FaceTime, Ron.
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron.
I said, dude, I was like, bro, this is our first.
And then next thing you know, they're like,
Oh, we can at the end of the private show or whatever,
but me and Jason, it was like 3 a.m.,
we ended up at home like an hour and a half in though,
because it was so long.
But holy shit chat, we met yeah yesterday,
oh god, I would not lie,
I swear to god, if I'm lying, I'm flying though.
Dead ass, if I'm lying, I'm flying.
Who knows what the future may hold, bruh?
Yo, he, yo, by the way,
I don't know what it is with my-
Wow.
Ron don't know you
I
Saw
Is it bad that I got food
Oh my god.
Let's go!
Here I go!
Looks like the chosen one's back.
I'm not in here!
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
oh my god
What do you guys think the best is in this tournament?
What do you guys think the best is in this tournament?
Street
Yo, why are you guys saying bunny?
Oh
Oh my god!
3.
I'm out of here.
Almost down.
Okay.
Kill.
Oh, I mean, I don't even know.
I'm out of here.
It's easy bro, two kills just like that.
Alright, we are officially more for the warm up.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
sure you want to know I mean that's how they get me with the cue dodging shit
yeah I mean I'm disconnected I said I said I said it to you
you're grown you know really grown all right bro fine I'll change it bro it's
bro you know that's not that's not right tag bro it is I swear to God press on
and then just paste it and then send it.
It'll send it.
I did, bro, it's saying nothing, bro.
You send it one more time, send it one more time.
Huh?
Send it one more time, send it one more time.
I'm saying it, I'm now saying it's plain or not found,
but you don't exist.
You're doing something wrong.
You're gonna blame me.
Okay, what's your tag?
What's your tag?
What's your tag?
Uh, are you sure you wanna know?
God, I mean it's, let me see, bro.
You're making fun of mine, bro.
Let me see what yours is.
I guess you know b6e with the 5000 bits bro. I'm gonna fuck you. I should love you so much God bless you
No, God bless you. Thank you so much clicking heads for zero zero four
Are you meow no bro, it's the bro, you know what it is bro. Come on, dude
Are you the chosen one? Yes, there you go
You didn't put the chosen in there. You just put one. Oh, you did
That whole thing was part of username game
Then you can have all that in the username. Yeah, bro. Well, I mean just for me though because bro, they I funded this fucking game
Bro, they know I'm saying bro. I can't tell who's cornered if clicking heads or the chosen one
But you've been up to bro, how's life been now life been good, bro
Winning tournaments and shit man just old types of winning and just so much wing
Yo stop inviting me Chad. I'm not going to play with you. Yo, uh, what was gonna say?
I'll just say oh, don't put comp don't put comp fuck that fuck that fuck that no
It's not insane parties in that legend in the legible. Yeah, you're a moral
Bro, come on chill. I was radiant, bro
Bro, the reason why my name is the chosen one is that I got rank one in this game in NA and EU, bro.
NA and EU.
Yo, put us on Swift Play. Fuck N rated bro. Put us on Swift Play. Put us on Swift Play.
What is Swift Play? It's the same thing, but it's just shorter games.
I don't understand. You were ranked number one?
In North America and Europe. I flew to Europe to conquer Europe. I got Europe.
So hold on here, there's a nigga out there from Asia that's bigger than you.
I haven't went to Asia, bro. I haven't
No, bro last time we went to the CS go tournament you were low key looking good, bro
Are you are you are you good at this game to her? What's up? I'm gonna come to this game right here
I found this how people usually see it. It's tense and then it's me. Oh
Wait word work. Yeah. Yeah, it's 10 and it's me
You know all the mother niggas man, but it's me first or second
Oh, why you lucky an omen man? Yo, so I'm a auto lock cuz I'm usually the best player ever team guys
You sound sexy yeah, so sexy
Bro, just get on your knees and show me how you feel all right on them right now pull down the pants
What is this fucking delays bro?
I think it's a game, I beat you to it, you know?
Once you jealous of some shit, Mooda?
Yo, I'm not gonna just sit and joke here.
Hey, oh, and I respect the guy who nips. It's pretty deep.
It helps me focus. God, what do you care?
I'm gonna stop talking!
Hey!
Oh, I'm getting all that teeth nigga. We don't want to see that
Holy bro
All right, I know this map. I know this map. Yes, that was back in the day
That's not was in back in the day. Well, it's not there anymore
No, no shit Chris is calling
Hey, what's up Chris?
I
Hey
reloading
Damn, we really ran the molly? That ass?
Oh my god
Last player standing
I gotta eat bro, I gotta eat Jack, I gotta eat before this tournament starts.
Drop!
Coin flip heads 50 subs tails 20.
God, please lay on heads. God, please lay on heads. God, please lay on heads.
Hey Siri, flip a coin.
Yes!
B6, I love you, bro. B6, stop. We're gonna fucking... B6, stop. We're gonna make me stop.
I
So Nicole
Crap see with these three months. I love you so much. God bless you
Chop
Bro, I love you, bro. I actually love it. This rounds for you, bro. This rounds for you
I'm sorry B6E I'm sorry bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro
Why the fuck do you have a bunny next to your fucking badge?
Yo B6E bro this next round's for you bro. I'm sorry, bro. I was distracted bro
I was distracted bro. I was distracted this next round's for you, bro
Thank you so much that they get bro all the gifted bro 50 gifted 100 gifted 20 gifted bro. I love you so much
I love you
Track do I eat a lot?
I'm refunding, bro!
Coinflip has 50 sub-stails, 20 again.
Oh my god.
Again?
are you sure please please land on heads please land on heads hey Siri flip
a coin it's tails this time you know what we'll still take 20 though no no
We'll still take 20 though. We'll still take 20. We'll still take 20. No, no, no, it's still
trying to get to though. It's still trying to get to though. It's still trying to get to though.
It's still trying to get to though. Yo, B6E, bro. I love you, bro. You don't have to do it,
bro. I feel bad, dude. You're getting too much, bro. I feel bad. Bro, you already
He gifted a lot, bro.
Chat, type one.
Type one.
If B6E should stop gifting because he's gifting too much, bro, we should feel bad for him.
Type one, if B6E should stop gifting because he's gifting too much and we feel bad for him, bro.
B6E, bro.
I don't want to, like, bro, I feel bad, bro.
I don't know.
Say, you know what's weird as a streamer, bro?
I still don't feel good when I get good subs, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like, I feel shameless,
but maybe I gotta like,
maybe I gotta like change my perspective.
Yo, Olmen, can you buy me the op?
Oh, like, actually, I'll get it killed, dude, trust.
You gotta say please, bro.
Please, daddy.
Oh, no, shit, I got him by heavy armor.
Daddy, I can tell you say all that.
Oh, my bad.
It's a little bit extra, though, no?
Muda check discord
B6E with the 20 gig dead!
Yo this rena on the other team is like legendary bro
You deserve all the love that's all good less than 33
Yo do you know that we have a number one right player on our team and we're down right now?
Oh we're getting-
You know we got a number one player on the team?
I'm not even playing an afk because bro you're you're you're old age it
Yeah, you're not about to do that, bro. There's no way I'm gonna do that man ever you're on the phone call
I'm not trying. I'm just talking to chat bro. You really want me to lock in?
Yeah, he bro
You really want me to lock in like actually
Are you still on the phone
I
Just mute up and smoke my god. Wait, that's what I'm saying bro. Wait
What is this
Oh
Bro agent, let me show you
Hey good job guys
you can't talk to the other team on the
syphilis
oh yeah you can
wait what do you mean jimsy raid no no no i don't want to end what do you mean jimsy raid
no no no no no no no i'm honest right now i think why is he ending why is he ending
he just uh... you know he's a duelist bro i think we should vote for us entry
let's let's enter together let's make a plan
fuck yeah dude that's what the fuck i'm talking about
Let's go. What are you gonna dash in or what?
I'll smoke. I'll smoke.
Hey, let me show y'all what the rake one...
Let me show y'all what the rake one Valorant player does.
Let me show you what the rake one Valorant player does.
Like...
What am I supposed to do?
I
Defender's win a Ggs everybody
What it was not fucking what you had a lot of them, bro
It is it was not a fan of you bro whatsoever
I think a lot of them blame you
Bro, I wasn't bro when you were muted talking to chat. I was muted. So I'm gonna drop a thousand gifted subs, bro
How much was the play after that?
Well, maybe they dropped a thousand inspire you to do better not to do what you just did
Play but don't play play play lock it. We gotta play one more in five
Oh, wait, by the way, you got me a lobbies where there's no chance. I'm landing shots on these niggas
No, this is this is swift play ball. So they came and shoot it. There's nothing in it. There's no okay
The rena was the rena bit me over and fucked me multiple times
Well, also getting things like bro. So there's not much we could do
All right, well, just just lock in bro. I would hate for you to be embarrassed
What's up everybody
What's up clicking heads shit you just you talking to the rank number five in a right now by the way
Wait, should we invite, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Agent, do you know, do you know
I have Drake in my phone number, like in my phone list, you know I talk to Drake, Drake
is my cousin.
What are you talking about, the artist?
Yeah, bro, champagne poppy.
I was just on a flex now that's it yeah no this is those weird flex cuz it's like
duh I have a number two wait actually yeah yeah that's my cousin wait I was just joking
Actually
Oh my god
Are you even like a gamer these days every time I press on your streamer like reacting to some bullshit like that's not true
Bro, that's like agent back in the day. It was like bro. He was he was playing everything. That's simply not true
All right, what video gamer you want these days?
Yo, uh, so can you please get the fuck out of aim would be
Yo rotate
Yo, so rotate
Well anything on beer
You're not.
They're never gonna see this very unique flank coming.
Fuck, bro.
Good work, everybody, together!
Yeah, this lobby is a lot more boring, bro. They're not actually engaging with my toxicity.
Here, here. Yo, uh, yo, Sol, uh, Jet, hello? Y'all got mics?
Wait, what's up?
What the fuck?!
Hello, my lady. How are you?
What?
How are you on this fine, beautiful Saturday?
Yeah, sure, I'm gonna see this.
I'm just I'm just saying how are you doing the second yeah I'm fine that's
good I'm glad you're doing good
Here's the biggest enemy in the universe, it's not even close.
Yo, there's a drone in the sky, Monica.
They're pushing short.
Yo, die so I can get that gun.
I mean how much is the one that's I want to speak on what okay I'm one HP through
the wall I didn't see anyone the entire day everybody please everybody just say
their rank real quick radiance how about you Jack smile
she's only talking to you Monica it's
real rule chores right now it's really
charged this bro agent I run these
streets both my game brothers this is
my okay I grew up on the street though
all right you were my fault is there
something you're doing what I'm not
doing bro nah bro I just like my not
good enough no you're good bro
you're so fucking you just keep this
I'm gonna see you're running
Bro, I don't know if I woke up one day and all my skill just evaporated from my fucking soul
I don't know what it is. I think it's been doing too many fucking eat H recently, bro
I'm thinking of my dick lately. Oh my god
Yo, let me have this one, please get this kill and I'll give you my phone number. I
Don't want that
You can't be that selfish like you obviously see my morale is down, bro
Hey man, do you want me to alley-oop you you want me to alley-oop you know I'm obviously muted bro
And I don't really appreciate that
No, I am obviously because how much was to communicate with the team if I'm here wait you're muted you got bad
You got calm band. Oh, you said bro. You said the n-word. That's why you know, bro. They can't
I can't, I can't, no you got banned.
You can't say that word, no bro, you can't.
I'll be like 7 days now.
Oh my god this game is soft, I won't lie.
I'm out of here!
Right good!
There we go!
One enemy in the maze.
It's over!
Three days?
Come on man.
Come back for three days for saying that and word immediately?
I mean...
I don't tell me what I can't say!
Fox, fox!
That is fox, that is fox.
That is back. No, I got a refund bro. I got a refund wait
I don't think you could play the tournament either. You need a new account now
She's wearing I
I know when you're banned you can't cue anything like your account's terminated for three days or however long it is
Okay, you're just rolling. I am not returnable. I love being money. You can't sell word either for this game
I swear to God. Oh my god. Can I say retarded retarded or you can't say the end word?
You can't say anything bro, you can't say anything in the game, you gotta be very careful bro, be careful.
Wait, what's the N word?
Okay bro, thank you.
Is that a task though? Come on dude.
Bro, you know I would never say that.
Oh, I did not find my C for some reason.
Huh?
Who's that?
I'm not back when I played.
It's a different game now, bro.
The most racist game of all time is Counter-Strike.
Haha, by a large margin.
I just like that shot by the way
You shoulda knifed him
Ohhhh there's feedback for you bitch
Cause all girls play that
I coulda knifed him
You're right, I coulda knifed him
What? How? I got face at level 10
How about radio and two different continents
You shoulda knifed him
What?
You shoulda knifed him
Okay fine, I'll knif him next time
You know I'll dedicate a knife to you
Yeah
I don't like this bro. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, we're gonna next one. We're gonna next one.
I need a gun, I need a gun, I need a gun, I need a gun, I need a gun, I need a gun.
Uh, Jack, can you help me grab this?
My lady, thank you, thank you.
I see her.
Here.
Go, go, go!
I spiked down! I got spiked!
I spiked down!
Wait, Google!
Joke's over!
You're dead!
30 seconds
Yo, I'm actually retarded but I'm actually retarded agent you understand me. I'm actually fucking stupid, bro
Is it where'd you go?
Hello
Agent yeah, I was in the middle of an important call bro. Do we need constant communication?
And how many calls you get how many calls you get a minute, bro? Holy
You've been restricted to the April 7th
It's your behavior. Sorry. What did you say Jack?
You want me to get you a knife?
I can't even shit. No, get me off the game though. Realistically like if I can't even chat when it is though
I can't talk shit nothing. Oh
My god, this is fucking communism chat
I
Fucking hate shotguns like I actually like bro. I actually fucking hate shotguns
I fucking hate shotguns bro like this bro any game that there's a fucking shotgun on it just makes no
Moody blues there she's having guarantee. I bet my testicles on it. How the fuck did they know?
What's that the boss is calling bro. Yo, what's good junko?
Captain, which means you're gonna have the last pick every round. How do you feel the last pick? What the fuck?
Do you mean the last pick?
Basically you're going to have
the dead last pick
What the fuck?
Do I leave it?
Do I at least get to have two picks like at the same time?
No
What?
Luda, you hit radiant one, bro.
Take it up with like, you hit radiant one.
I don't know what to tell you, bro.
Are you a team captain, yes or no?
Yes, bro, yes, yes.
And who, and what's your order?
So we're gonna figure it out.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna get all of the
captain to the call, and we're gonna figure out
what the Ferris order is supposed to act.
All right, you know what, I like that, bro.
Oops.
Okay, I like that, I like that.
All right, 20 minutes you said, 20 minutes.
You said 20 minutes?
DG.
DG.
19 minutes, I'll see you in 19 minutes.
By the way, Jake, see Jake's before you go.
Good luck.
Is your cocks still hard since last night?
Nice one, Sput.
Yo, hello?
Yo.
Yo, you like those last rounds though?
Yeah, I did pretty good.
15 and 5, by the way, bro.
15 and 5.
The tournament is in 20 minutes, bro.
The tournament is in 20 minutes,
and JXC made me a team captain and put me as last.
I have last fucking pick.
Fuck, what's with the presentation?
That sounds about right.
This shouldn't have made you captain in first place, man.
You're by far the best captain.
Oh, that's so unfair, bro.
Yo, yo, you want me to pick you?
I'm a captain too, unfortunately,
but I'm going to try and get out of it.
ah
yeah
they made your shit major shitty ass captain
i don't fuck with you make it captain
i don't know i don't know that's why i told him i said game i haven't played since season 2
you know long ago that was i stopped playing like the adi jury in the game
who?
uri
it's yoru
oh it's jg
bro it's yoru come on bro let me hear you say it bro come on yoru yoru
How are you going to teach me how to speak English bro?
Where did you go?
I left.
Wow.
I'm calm man.
I might as well go in the fucking deathmatch and jerk dicks with anybody else.
You can't even play deathmatch either.
Huh?
You can't even play deathmatch I think.
I think I can do whatever I want.
I just, I see you on the game.
Okay, my bad, my bad.
I can't even call with nobody on deathmatch.
Alright bro.
I'm gonna do it. Thank you. Yeah, good luck, broski. Take care, bro. Take care
She love agent, but I should too funny brash. She love Asia
All right chat, uh
So we got cocked with the what the fuck is this shitty ass low testosterone ass bundle
The fuck get this shit out of my fucking face
Yo, so I'm in the chat said one of you want me for five gifted b6e. Are you still in the chat?
By the way
Christiana Ronaldo
Christiano Ronaldo! Christiano Ronaldo!
Ronaldo!
Oh my god! oh my god!
Christiano Ronaldo!
Three, three, three!
Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo!
Teemu Speed.
Ready, bro? Ready, bro? Ready, bro? What else did Speed do?
Ready, bro? What else did he say?
Big nose.
Oh, by the way, chat.
I was gonna do something, but I forgot. Oh, yes.
Is B6 in the chest still?
You'll be six are you still in the chat to one of you want me?
He left
So this guy voted it 175 gifted subs and then just left the call
She crazy
Too rich chat who here has more money than $10,000 in their big account dropping Joppa one drop two if you're broke this fuck
Also, everyone here has more than $10,000 in their video.
Let's start seeing some prime gifts chat.
I'm about to hit 6,000 subs.
You guys know what I'll do for 6,000 subs?
I would on ironically take my pants off and do the helicopter with my junior on soft
for 33 subs right now.
Hey
Hey uncle Nash with the 14 months. I love you so much. God bless you snakes with the prime sub
I love you creeds with the five gifted. I love you glow in dick. What the fuck with the prime self
I love you so much. God bless you 15 subs chat one sec
No, no, no chat. I want to be like Tyson. What's that? What's that stop gifting everyone stop gifting?
Everyone stop gifting. I want to be like I snap for a second. Give me one sec
We are currently 9 gifted away from 6,000 subs.
We are currently 6, 7, 8, 9 subs from 6,000 subs.
Please, everyone, give us one jump.
Balloon came in till one hit the top. I love you.
Who's he? With the three months I love you.
What's the 5 gift in?
1 Double L?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
6000 subs!
Alright chat.
I have a confession to make. I am going to retire streaming. I'm gonna go work out Burger King.
I'm gonna quit streaming. Thank you guys all for some subs. I appreciate y'all. See y'all tomorrow. Peace out.
Yo, I'm not singing, I'm talking about the good people in this class.
Yo wait wait, why are y'all saying W?
Why are y'all saying W?
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all of you bro, Crease the 5 gifted, A bro, Anyone who subbed or gifted a
one sub or sub their prime sub the last in the last 30 minutes. I love you so much. God bless you bro.
All right. Anyway, chat the tournament starts in a couple of minutes. All right. What do we do?
Do we warm up? Do we play that match? Do we play TBM? Do we get on a FaceTime call with Bunny?
Do we FaceTime Jixi? Uh, what do we do bro? Zen Mamiac with the tier one because it's up.
I love you so much. God bless you. Chat. What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?
Get onto a call with Bunny. Yeah.
You guys are all just horny as fuck, bro. It's insane.
You guys are literally just the horniest motherfuckers I've ever seen in my entire life.
Literally my entire life. Like literally my entire life.
Hey Siri! FaceTime! Jason the Lean Alien Eyes!
Starting the FaceTime call to Jason the Lean Eyes.
What's up, bro, what's up, bro? Hey, dude, yo, yo, when did you arrive on earth, bro?
That literally an alien talking here and I can't understand the language
What? What? What? What? What? Why did you call me?
Anyway, what I was saying, bro, is, um, yo, are you a team captain? Yes or no?
I am. Why are you asking that? You don't know, bro.
Yo, by the way, I want to let you know, don't get first rounded this time, bro.
I want to make, like, some, hey, I want to make some, like, crazy, like, super, super, you know, anti-climactic, like, 1v1 type thing, you know what I'm saying?
Why aren't you warming up, bro? Why are you still reacting to the Mr. Beast challenge?
because I don't need to warm up.
Actually, no, I just gotta get this video out so I can post it and then, you know, get the revenue and shit.
But also, it's a pretty cool video.
Alright. Alright. We'll see you, bro.
Alright, good luck, bro. Take care.
Hate from Earth. Like, actually, though.
Chad, who looks more like an alien me or Jason?
Keep it above me.
Who looks better me or Jason?
Chad!
Who looks better bro, me or Jason?
Why is everyone saying Jason?
Why are y'all saying Jason mobs the shit out of you, you terrorist?
Jason mobs the shit out of you, you terrorist.
risk like I do yeah I don't know bro any less keep on be wondering but let's just
keep warming up bro just keep warming up let's just keep on chat I am so fucking
confident that I am the best player in the world matter of fact bro let me 1v1
some of y'all matter of fact let me 1v1 some of y'all bro HNC is 641 the
first one to beat me gets $10,000 the first person to beat me gets
sit $10,000 the first person to beat me gets $10,000 yo lifeline was
Hello?
Hello?
Lifeline?
You got a mic?
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, bro?
How are you, bro?
Okay, bro.
What about you?
What about you?
Good, bro.
Good.
Do you know who you're about to want to do one right now?
If you beat me, I give you $10,000.
$10,000 on the line, by the way.
$10,000 on the line, by the way.
All right?
Good luck.
$10,000 by the way chat $10,000 wait Madison beer wait
Pause the one do you want pause the one do you want pause the one do you want uh Madison beers calling Madison beers calling
Hey, how are you?
Huh
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. So, yeah
I was doing this uh
This 1v1 thing for $10,000, you know, just coming back to my community. How are you Madison beer?
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. You know, I miss you, you know, I miss you seriously. You want to FaceTime tonight?
Yeah, all right. I take care. That's one of you one. All right. I love you. Take care. Bye
I mean like what do you think you are bro always works no you're right bro you're right
Like none else. Who do you think you are? Sit your ass down!
That's right.
I don't need your shitty ass nice shots.
So, who do you think is slinging, bro?
Do you not want an extra $10,000 in your make-a-come?
Like why are you not trying?
Nah, don't fold under pressure like that.
I
Said cheating
Yo, you're literally cheating what I literally see your hacks
I'll show them.
See, your hacks aren't better than mine, though.
Level 20.
Are you really not gonna try for $10,000 bro your ass bro, are you what is this 1v1
Yeah, whatever bro, it's all good, bro. It's all good, bro. It's all good. After watching
Mr. D's I want to give out 10k but I guess no one wants it
There
Wait so you actually threw 4 rounds at the start?
Well yeah cause I wanted to give you rounds bro
Wait wait wait no no no cause you're like just full on clip farming here
Whatever bro I guess no one wants $10,000
Weird bro
I guess you don't want $10,000 bro, like bro, I don't know I guess you I guess you
listen to me listen to me keep going bro you got this you are going to be number one
though number one what what do you mean on twitch what lifeline dude don't make me take
pants off and suck your cock and see you coming to my mouth though stop it
chat you guys think i could be oh my god bro hi vis a k the boss chat the boss is calling this
fucking pussy bro like i fucking actually hate my boss genuinely i just actually fucking hate
this what's good bro muda listen yeah please bro please can you trust it listen i'm a great
player. This is my audition, bro. This is my audition. I'm good at everything I do. You know,
I'm good at Rocket League. I'm good at Siege. I was the top 300 Siege champion, by the way, on PC.
Good at CS. You've been in my CS streams. Can you vouch?
When I watched your CS clips, I literally saw you, I think I saw more you inspecting your
your butterfly knife then play the game you're getting fucked yeah but that won't
happen in Valorant we don't oh I do have about okay no but that won't happen that
won't happen I promise you it won't happen Muda please bro I think we can
take this all the way me and you bro chat what do you guys think okay one of
you on me right now get on in one of you on me let me say you play it's not
Get on. Watch the tag.
Send me. I won't leak. Send me.
I gotta see. I gotta see how you play.
We'll do a quick little one.
Jigsie just said meet you.
Go to the captain's call. Go to the captain's call.
Okay, the boss is calling.
The boss is calling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to the captain's call.
Are you brain dead?
I know. I misclicked.
Um, wait. Hey, Muda.
My name is Selena. I want to say
you look very good on stream today.
can we do something after stream maybe I can come over Selena Selena how many
times did I tell you stop coming into my chat bro message me on iMessage don't
fucking type in my chat what the fuck is your problem
anyway hi guys bro one last time you had sex be honest bro it's a normal thing
it's been it it's been a while bro I don't talk to women I just normally I
just game bro no I'm saying so I'm so so was last time you do
I'm loading up on it right now.
All right, all good.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, stableRetardo.
I don't see a stableRenaldo in your contact.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, stableRenaldo.
I don't see a stableRenaldo in your contact.
What? Hey Siri, FaceTime, Ron?
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron.
There you go, Ron. I don't fucking know his name.
What the fuck is up with Ron today like why is he egoing my FaceTime calls huh what the
fuck is up with this guy today?
No what's good bro you know you know Ron you're my favorite Indian seriously you know I know
Ron I'm gonna be honest you are my favorite Indian bro I love you how are you bro I
I heard you got sick.
Yeah, I'm really sick right now.
Damn, bro.
I think we're the 10th gifted tambourine.
Can everyone fuck him in his ass?
Say thank you.
OK, so you're doing what I was doing.
OK, anyway, bro, are you in this tournament or no?
Yeah, I'm a captain.
OK, give me one sec, bro.
I've got to go.
Join the draft room.
I'm the captain.
Join the draft room.
Yo, hi, Mike.
What's up, bro?
Yo.
How's it going, dude?
Hey dude, hey dude, what's goodie in the hoodie?
Okay, Genecey, let me give you an update on the captains
because you did call the captains.
One said he was ready, like ready to go
and that he was in the discord.
He is not in the discord,
I have six captains right now currently.
And-
Joe Barker called him.
Yeah, Joe.
Joe, Genecey, are you in?
Yeah, Joe, what's up, man?
How you doing, bro?
Turn off your fucking cam, you're ugly.
Turn off your cam.
But, you know, maybe you could be like
I'm sorry about that, Muda.
At the end of the day, you're my team captain, you know, you're going to draft me, right?
Wait, let's just get to the point where you're going to draft me.
Why don't we just 1v1 right now, bro?
I don't got time for that.
So, Muda, let's hold up the entire tournament.
No, 1v1.
Muda is there a single thought behind that nose seriously brother brother you want to hold up the entire tournament?
So you guys won V1. No one's here. It's just us
Yeah, I know they're gonna come probably
No, I feel like you see I'm not gonna live off. I think it is too nice, bro
Like these guys always join late and shit like generally well well well if it isn't my favorite if it isn't my favorite Indian
Hi, Ron not Indians. I don't know that means Ron Dale Jango
yo Ron word on the script is you're pretty good at battering bro that's the
word on the script bro um I just fucking got seven in the practice range I
couldn't even kill any of them wait around what's the highest rank you've
ever hit in your entire life and that are on your mother's life don't lie on
my soul on my soul is woulda actually using a filter right now I'm dead ass
That's literally how I got to continue it up and nobody's exaggeration. Is that actually it's not
Oh, can you get off like oh?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, if it isn't the man if it isn't the myth if it isn't the fucking and I can't talk to you bro
Me and Ron may Kanye yesterday. Are you guys met yay yesterday?
What does that mean Jason ruin every opportunity by asking him for a photo, bro?
We're having a good one.
You're first of all, um, wait, your ass is like, uh, your ass is like, uh, should we ask for a photo?
Should we ask for a photo?
I was like, okay, I'll wait.
I said, don't.
No, you didn't.
Oh, you did it.
Lie in peace, you fucking chicken.
Muda, back up.
You're like chicken face camera with your Muda back up.
You're good.
Hello, honey.
Yo!
That's a good one.
This is beautiful, bro.
Yo, yo, yo.
I can't be a captain, gang.
Wait, Muda's a captain?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
Let's get it.
I'm going to explain.
We have a great way of bouncing this way.
Agent, what do you mean you can't eat?
Yo, where's my whole team?
I'm just going to have my part of our scene.
No, you're not, bro.
Listen.
I need pretzels, dawgs.
Yo, run.
Enough with the pretzels, bro.
Dude, this guy, Mark, has been eating these pretzels
for three weeks.
He's got a cherry monkey.
Three weeks.
Oh my god.
I have to pee really bad.
That's the next week?
Like two weeks.
Yeah, yeah, Ron, can I like see your abs, bro? Yeah, I don't know why I said that actually
I don't know why I'm not gonna get just yet. I'm waiting a little bit. Oh, you're waiting
Yeah, I think you should like a Twitter thing where like you owe your community a hundred thousand dollars or something
The main reason the main reason agent you know about this because you lost weight
You know, I'm saying he did this the main reason I didn't end up showing my abs last year when I made one
I mean it is because Drake ended up showing his
And they all made fun of him saying oh, he's bbl abs etc
So it made me not want to show mine and then that resulted in me getting my weight back
Also, man, Lacey too bro Lacey
What's going on with the weight loss journey bro because again, I saw the clip at Iowa, bro
Oh, that's it!
I think you're muddied right now.
Oh, wait, hold up. Can you hear me?
I'm on Red Arrage incoming.
Wait, so what is Red Hat?
Can somebody explain? What is Red Hat?
It's basically, it's literally, it's literally, it's basically like steroids.
It's like, yo, if steroids are right here, like, Red Hat is like right here.
Okay.
What the fuck would you know? You're not even fat!
I know, bro. I know.
Wait, are you on Reddit?
Are you on Reddit agent?
Yeah, Reddit and still fat. Yeah, dude.
Are you actually on Reddit or no?
No, I don't like taking that stuff.
Oh, bro, please.
There is someone on Reddit on this call.
Yeah, Lacey.
I heard that she can make you depressed, bro,
so I didn't want to touch none of those.
Yeah, bro, that's what I'm saying.
You know, why would y'all do that?
This is that for Nard, bro.
Let's get to the bottom.
Yo, Jigsie.
Yo, what's up, man?
I saw a clip of you trying to spell my name as a captain.
What was up with that?
Jesus.
Yo, let me call for that.
Hold up.
Bernard, what is the positives and negatives of RETA?
R-E-T-A, Lacey.
Hello?
Can y'all hear me?
Hey, no problem.
Let's break it down on the positive side.
RETA's got a natural charm, comedic timing,
and that warm relatable.
No, R-E-T-A, not Rita.
God damn it.
Yo, R-E-T-A, like, RETA, RETA.
RETA.
The weight loss, the weight loss.
shit
Yeah, I don't get it all it does is lower your
What does it even do all that does is make you not hungry. That's literally all
I don't want to fuck with you.
That's like, you have to tell me to stop smelling shit.
Like, what?
Lacey, about every time before you're on Reddit,
if there's food in front of you, you would eat it.
So Reddit will help you, nothing.
Yo, am I last captain?
3, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Yes, you are.
Wow, Joe.
Wow.
Wow, Joe.
I was mid-ranked game.
OK, so guys, we need to.
Hold on, what's the rank?
Right now?
Or peak.
Right now I want to let you guys know there's a
one right now in this call
What are you win-trading?
Okay, so basically we as a choir we as a committee have to be unbiased remember
This is unbiased
When did you come together as a group and decide who is the most skilled and the skilled in this group in order?
That way I went I went right in. I wouldn't really lose. I went traded
So I should be the first captain.
So Muda's going to have the last pick because Muda is right here.
Yes, I think Jerry gets first pick.
Muda gets last pick.
No, Jixi, no!
I was worse than this thing, bro!
I was worse than him!
I feel like in CS, Asian is slightly better than me in CS,
like, slightly.
For the best players, the best players
is Muda, then Ron, and then me.
I think in this call.
Wait, so Jason said.
mother fuckers trying to hustle again. I think Jason got stuck into a lot.
And Jason you know you have like no,
Jason saying he's worse than Ron. I peaked a Senate 3.
I peaked a Senate 3. But I hit a mortar before Senate was a thing.
You're immortal? No but I hit it before.
But I never hit a mortal.
Oh
My skills, yes, I'm pretty fucking correct because I come from CS right so it goes one
I go ten and you know weren't you third pick in the CS?
Oh, it's like a pro case opener
Yes, yes, what's your skills brown?
What's like what do you in terms of what in Valorant like or CS or how like my right? Yeah
What's your love?
No, no Lacey don't do that
Unranked I'm level tell me Lacey's never had a rank. You mean to tell me that
Oh, hey, you're on ranked this game. I'm on rank just
have you ever had a rank in this game?
ages old yeah there's no fucking cases right he doesn't play the game
yeah fox I'll do the same thing I'll just do the same thing
raise your hand if you've ever been ranked in valor
I've been ranked that leaves literally me and Lacey okay so
no Lacey got placed iron I think
wait yeah I'm level 5
No way I swear we played right before I don't think we have
So it looks like me and Lacey are probably the worst players
Not at worse game
Lady and getting back to backpacks you get the eighth and I pick also the first bit
It's predicted that you're probably gonna go like 30 and three in these games
Yeah, most likely.
Most likely.
Muda.
Hell no.
He didn't have like four, like, weights tied to you.
I'm gonna be honest.
Muda should have his first round picked, Robb to him, bro.
He did actually start in the second round.
Whoa!
Oh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
I'm actually being badass.
I'm actually being two.
Listen, one second.
One second.
We all pick, and Muda gets the rest.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yo, yo, I genuinely think he could steal it.
I went and traded.
I went and traded.
I never got ready yet.
I haven't thought about idea, O'Nakes.
That's a good idea.
O'Nakes, that's not even bad, bro.
Just to stay on the beat.
Good job.
Good job.
He's a good shot.
OK, all right, so, OK.
Me and Lacey haven't been ranked.
Look, I'm not really good on mouse.
I'm good on controller.
This is a mouse game.
I'm not good at valorant.
You could plug in a controller.
I'm not gonna do that.
Lacey, I'll give you the courtesy of first pick
if I get a second pick.
Bro, what?
You're gonna give Lacey first pick.
Lacey better than me.
Why are you giving Lacey a second pick?
You're better.
Lacey is definitely better than you.
Lacey is better than you, for sure.
Lacey is better than me.
I'm so shit.
I didn't even put it in first pick.
No, I'm just kidding.
Please, please.
Bro, bro, Lacey is a try hard game.
Now, aside from that video, I mean,
I don't know what happened.
I'll be honest.
I'm not I want to bring it up, but it's fine point is he's really good on mouse and keys
So this your first time really doing you don't play mouse and keys just you did first big six you did first but second ball
Why are you on a green screen only so
I think I think agent's way worse than lacey he's naturally just a shitty game
Can I care eight picks and you give me your thoughts?
Yeah, Joe, you give me your power rankings?
And now, yeah.
Jinxy, first pick.
Lacey, agent, me, O'Neil, Jason, Ron.
What the?
Joe, hell no.
What?
Everybody has to be last picked.
Dude, I've never done it in play, bro.
Jason has 10 calories in this game, bro.
I'm sorry.
No, I made it better than this.
I'm out of the game.
to be fair, Jason has 10,000 hours of calling people mommy and meowing for people.
Hey, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, Joe, Joe.
Everyone type in Jason Lee versus Stabler on a Valorant 1v1 and see how Ron fries me.
Just watch.
I did play Ron in CS and if Ron be brown he was very good.
Yes.
That's old Ron, Ron, Ron.
This was three days ago.
I don't think it's fair for like
I'm not even trolling when I say this. I think we should just pick everyone and then Muda gets the last four since he's losing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
It should be...
What is this?
That's fair though, but that's actually fair.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He told me he's number one right in a number one right here. That's what he said
Valorant just typed that works in the chat they
That's what we're doing, bro. You're not getting picked. Yeah. How is that fair?
That is horrible. I'm gonna get first
I
Thinks go listen. I generally think
Yes, he always gives a fucking way how many dollars how many dollars probably like
250 to each winner 250 subs
So yeah, I think we just burn your team to the floor bro because you're like this idea
How much better is Muda than Ron actually?
No!
I want to be one Ron!
I want to be one Ron!
Two months ago and the score was 10 to 7.
10 to 7.
Wait, what exactly?
Listen, A, yo, one thing is different than you have abilities.
No, no, we used abilities.
We used abilities.
I'm not gonna get it!
It's I'm not gonna get it!
You know Joe's a philosopher, you're not gonna win this game.
What ages do you mean?
Bro, I mean, I mean Viper.
No he does not.
He's not got what?
He's not got what?
No he does not have one thing.
He does not teleport.
He goes to Neon and he goes...
And then he just fucking shit on you.
It's the cringiest place out ever.
Oh! Don't let him drop anybody!
You got anybody, fuck his teeth!
Bro, bro, bro, bro, I think the fairest thing is,
okay, fuck Snake, but I should be able to pick
at least people, bro, that's so unfair.
No, no, no, no.
Bro, there is like nine people in front of me, bro.
I get the crumbs of the crumbs already.
That's not fair.
No, you don't.
Okay, wait, how about this?
What, you're taking the crumbs too?
We go, we go, us seven,
get first pick, second pick,
and then you get two second picks.
Wait, hold on!
Now it's in your chat.
Yo, unbanned me gang, I said nigga by accident, bro, please.
Bro, I'm immortal one.
Me, bro, me too, me too, please.
What?
So guys, let's just get the draft going.
Muda, I think you're gonna have to.
No, no, that's not fair, that's not fair.
That's not fair, that's not fair, that's not fair.
No, I think.
I think.
I'm going in two regions.
I think.
What I said not makes sense.
Okay, first of all, Mr. Philosopher.
I think he's going to be
getting picks in my scenario.
You just get two seconds.
Instead of a legal first pick.
Skip you.
Second.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Who am I to get?
But it's like they're playing this game once in their life.
What the fuck am I going to do?
What am I to get?
Let me put it like this.
When we did CS, was she like the worst team ever?
Thank you.
bro. Uh, Zen. Okay. Imagine Muda is Zen.
Did you give him a first one?
JC, didn't you, JC, JC, didn't you not host a Rock
League tournament? And didn't you have the best of the best
players in that tournament? You are so.
But there's a big drop off from you.
No, it's not weird.
How is it?
How is it 70% of his face?
Muda, I think the, uh, go Muda, valor and Zen.
It works, bro. So you are not getting a pick.
You are getting the last four players. It's locked. Are we ready to draft?
I have a better idea. Why don't I get first pick, but then everyone else gets to pick after I get to pick for Adol.
Adol. Think about it, Ty.
You are getting the problems of this. Yo, so I might as well just get up take my fucking pants off watch
Well, how else am I supposed to do anything? How was the assignment there?
Oh fire
Okay
It's like kind of like a slot machine, bro. How do I tell you I've got a text that he's still asleep
This is good line-ups jc you go
Please please please please ash ash all those
Say the order say the order so the draft order is gonna be simple. It is jinxy then
Lacey then I have a hundred ping by the way jinkle
Jinxie then Lacey then agents and then Jinxie Lacey agent and then Vaughn.
O'Neal.
O'Neal.
No, no, sorry.
Joe Barth and then Joe Barth.
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Joe.
Wait, can you read?
Bobby.
Jinxie Lacey agent Joe.
Right?
Okay.
Vaughn.
Jinxie Lacey agent Joe.
O'Neal.
Oh my fucking god my airwan has been at the door for 40 minutes
Wait wait he just yelled at my ear and then
Then
Then dude are you retarded? Are you retarded?
Are you retarded? That's the English
They are you retarded
Hey you're gonna get combat too
So we got
Lacey with the second pick and then after that we have agent Joe or agent
Okay, so JC
Lacey agent then Joe
Then own a pixel. Yep, and then all we have left is Ron Jason. Oh, yeah, bro
Then it would be Jason, then Rahm, then Muda.
In that order, in that exact order, okay?
So should I just give my, should I just give my cup, Cheryl?
I don't know, I don't know Alicia, Danny, Heather, and me.
There, I'll tell you a little bit about Alicia.
Now ego, dude!
That's not ego, I need to know.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I got my ego.
Beep-boot's in this.
Deeper.
Yeah.
Beep-boot's in the center.
Yes.
Wait, Jinksy, Jinksy, you deadass.
You deadass have Jason picking before me?
You deadass have that.
Paul, Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy.
What is that?
What do you want to say?
Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy, Jinksy.
Please let me have the last play.
I will say with somebody like Tinie in the tournament,
I think Muda should get picked.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
That's so unfair.
Because you're going to pick like Tinie first, Jinksy,
And then that's already like somewhat
passing Muda in like a team-based setting.
Like, just I don't think I understand.
Well, OK, yes, I'm good, but I'm not like.
And Joe, you're right.
Joe, you're right.
Thank you, bro.
All right, Muda, you get to pick, bro.
Surprise.
Look at you trying to be fair and shit, man.
OK, are we ready, y'all?
Are we ready?
No, Joe's philosopher.
Joe, you're actually a philosopher.
Intense trap music.
Wait, hold up, cannot I do we have like a minute to pick?
I can't take only.
I can't take these things.
only only I can't think it's this in the screen bro I can't think it's this in the screen
you can ask me about the players okay are you guys ready all right wait who
should I pick first hold on one second oh you're on the clock already bro let me
take it let me only let me take this out on a 22 a day on a VR bro one day
why not stop I'm not to the good you know you know Oda is like you guys
know you're talking to the best like two man bro the first pick in the
I am going to be selecting it's Timmy.
Wow.
What's the problem?
What is the problem?
I'm trying to win.
I'm trying to win.
Actual accusation.
I've been using first paper.
I'm not even joking.
Lacey.
Yeah.
Wait.
I have time on the clock here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have a minute.
Now, some of these people I don't even know, but high-vives knows.
Okay.
So just ask us.
We know all of these people.
Yeah, but you're gonna lie to me.
We're just asking Muda, Muda, Muda.
We're asking Muda, we're asking Muda.
I'm not gonna lie, I got you.
We're a fair tournament host, bro.
We think you're a champ.
Fair tournament host.
Ron, do you want to choose for you?
Mm-hmm.
You should, Ron, you should get sketch.
Oh yeah.
That's not a bad shot.
I'm telling you, Ron, Ron, Ron.
That is actually good, bro.
Let's see, who's Tripp?
Tripp is, okay, interesting question.
Tripp is a professional geometry dash player.
Don't know if he's good just for the loss. I see it. I think he's bad. I think he's bad
I think it's only said he's new. I don't know if my chance trolling me or not
Pro jump to that player. Take your time. Let's take a time
Okay, what is Guapo skill level in Valorant?
Yes, I
Lost probably this is what he's ascended. He was radiant
He was ready.
Damn, I get no kills today.
With my second pick, I'm going to go with Guapo.
You mean first pick?
Well, with the second pick, I mean.
Okay.
Agent, who is your pick?
Wait, who did the lady pick?
Guapo.
Guapo. A2 Guapo. A2 Guapo.
Who is your pick, Agent?
Team Red, maybe.
Hold on, hold on. I'm mulling it over.
I'm mulling it over. Hold on.
Agent you want to pick for you agent you want to pick for you agent
What'd you say agent agent if you want to pick well case on case on's pretty good, bro
Case on is cracked wait
What right is case on a case on down the game 20 minutes ago
He's never say goodbye, bro
But case on like case on has experience on game so that's not a horrible first overall pick
Oh that is a you trying to set me up man. I don't like that. Yeah, don't do that, bro
Come on, man. Why you got this bro. I know I know I'm getting the NBA draft sound for me
Wait, okay
When Jason are you gonna pick?
There's a name in that list though that I feel like you're gonna pick for some reason I don't know why
Okay, agent bro, yeah, I think you're talking bro
Well, uh Joe at the end of the day man all good things take time and with my first pick in the draft
I'm gonna be taking Kai Dave
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay Joe out
out. The question here is, did Tifu ever blank play Val? Okay, Tifu and Joe. Okay. Joe, I'm
being honest on my mother's life. Tifu said the last time he played Valorant was four
years ago, so I would not go with Tifu first round. But he's good at everything. I just
played with him. I was just teasing out Tifu's good at everything. He's good at and literally
everything. Listen, I just played with him 30 minutes ago. We warmed up a little
He was out front everyone. I'm not even joking. He's playing jet main jet
Wait, you're not lying to me. I'm I'm not
He had a prior obligation. He can't be until now. Oh, they just made that all up
I did play with him. What do you mean you play?
I
to play with only bro we can't yeah keep us good at just life job so that's one
of those people like keep it up and run Ron you're so fucking ugly bro I'm not
gonna lie you literally have a no way to go with your mouth open like I might
grow if I do this but I was just saying how much of a gamer Tee-foo is I don't
I'm going to go squishy squishy okay that's a great down which is also good at every game
you play.
I know squishy was face at ranked 10 and he was best player on CS so I just think it's
like oh my god it looks yeah squishy oh no I'll pick my boy setting up oh brother
you want to set up. What is
right. He's correct. He's
like the greatest pigs. Yo
was next. I picked up. Oh
Jason you're out late. It's
where it gets tough, bro. I
got I got I got to pick. I
want to pick Lydia. I want to
Wait, what is her rank? What is her rank?
I think she's wait, it's Lydia the hundred games player. I'm getting first-rounded brother. Oh
My god, hey, what's going on?
Wait, okay, Ron Dale Dingle
She's a pro fucking player!
She plays pro!
Bro, she's a pro player and you're saying Muda shouldn't have any pics.
No, no, no, no, like, uh...
JixiTixxSanals.
JixiTixxSanals.
She's like, uh...
Chad, who?
WSL.
Like, W-E-S-L.
W-E-Sport.
I, brother, you're just using acronyms that I don't know.
I plan throw me a bone here the female pro she's a female pro like female
pro league and battle she's a female pro in a live edition
it's a little acquisition who would you pick right now if I'm a new team captain or
Ron I'm just curious if I'm Ron I'm picking Kingsman I know sleeper could
play for the vibes low key play for the vibes yo come on come on come on come on
I'm not gonna lie bro. I think he's good bro. I don't think he's that bad and he's a good friend
I'm gonna pick YBG. I'm gonna pick you. Oh my god
Bro, I should be able to pick why would you because I brought it into this tournament. I should be able to buy
She moved up
Tissues or something you've been crying
Go okay, who is trick by the way?
We've already been over this who's trick
He's a geometry that's pro player. He's new to battle it. I think let me make sure let me like triple check
Is it tricky? Yes, or is it trick trick GMB geometry dash job?
Zoic technical quick
He said he said what was it all right, but his first pick is show, show, show, show, show, show, and it was some thought into this
And people some thought into this is very important now
There's some my siege friends up there so you can ask me about them like a lot of these people play siege
Okay, uh, it's waitin here. No
Come on
Everyone had time
I think I'm going to go with I'm going to go with whoa. Oh my god. Whoa. We okay. Oh, we got a problem
What Rick has peaked that immortal?
He's not good. He's that insane wait
It might not be first round pick but it is very good
Okay, but would that change the order of the draft is all that matters with that change order the draft
No, no, no.
Is he tricking me or no?
Is he tricking me or no?
No, trick, no, no, no.
Zoink would not lie.
Trick peeked out of mortal.
He's ascending three right now.
I heard K-Song.
It's pretty good.
Oh, shit.
Trick, really good.
Trick?
I downloaded the game 20 minutes ago.
Are you sure Trick is actually immortal
and peeked the mortal or no?
They're saying he peeked the mortal
and he's ascending three right now
is what Zoink said.
OK, let me talk to my chat.
Give me 30 seconds.
30 seconds.
Chat, who the fuck do we go?
Who do we go?
Who do we go?
Who do we go?
I'm so serious. I'm so serious here we go. Go trick. He's immortal
Yo chat fucking focus here's the list. All right, B.r.b.
Oh my god, this is like a super buck wait who did mood up heck track?
Yo, what kind of come to Atlanta, bro?
I'm serious. I want to do a part of a wheel. Yeah, that's an empty that is an empty fucking courtesy, bro
Agent is not hanging out with your dumb. I know, bro. That's why I be asking. You just don't come game pause. Hey, yo
Just text me I'm actually
Oh
Hey Joe every time I call you off stream you're drunk you called me one time off stream
Yo, were you lying or no, were you actually lying or no what did he actually peek a mortal is my entire case I did
Yes, no, no
trick trick trick actually pick a mortal or no hey there's no takes these
backs he's got yo no moota question if somebody peaked radiant in 2023 but
they're immortal I'm gonna trick I'm gonna trick I'm gonna trick I'm gonna
trick I'm gonna trick I'm gonna trick yeah I like trick I like trick I'll
take trick I'll take trick I'll take trick oh you already pick already
Yeah, I know. I picked trick. I picked trick. I know. We know you picked trick. We can see on the board.
Yamuda, if, is Ambi? Okay. No, no, no, sorry. Sorry. If somebody hit Radiant three years ago and they're immortal now, how, like, how much of a drop off is that?
That's like saying, that's like saying, that's just saying you, somebody, somebody at Champion Siege with a diamond now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's like saying someone peaked Diamond back down
before Champ was a thing.
And then is now Emerald.
Okay, I'm gonna get Ambi.
I'm gonna get Ambi, I'm gonna get Ambi.
Oh, it is.
Thank God.
I'm gonna get Ambi.
He has Timmy and Ambi, y'all, like.
Dingsy, I will say we haven't heard from Ambi.
We haven't heard from Ambi, so you have to call him.
Saikun was pretty good.
Okay.
Saikun was very good.
You
Wait, hold up. Yeah. Oh my god. You're right. I hope
Oh my god
Who did you wait? Who are you taxi to see if they're they're double and Bambi?
I just got to make sure maybe don't draft for a sec. Let me see. Yeah. Oh, he's a pro see
He's looking good as Valorant
He was able last week, but he was I don't know about this week
I might have to do another pick
I
Can get I can get wait if he's not there I can get train wrecks if you want
Okay, okay. Yeah good good good good good good good good good. Okay, um
It's about me if he doesn't reply. This is something serious. Yes. It doesn't reply. Okay
Wait, what about?
Wait, what about mr. Savage, bro, mr. Savage
I've missed a savage. She's it. So what about mr. Savage?
Um
Yo, actually bro, I
Many deaf and no team redder not too much team redder never seen the drive this long
Lacey, why'd he say that bro? Why'd he say never we might have to skip Jinxie and go Lacey now?
That's right. He's deaf and so he's not coming back for minutes. No
Really good for this word or no
Yeah, I did
I know Jason hit Darla's car
Because his car is like I looked at his recent Spotify songs and I knew how long it was driving
Jason hit Darla's Park Park, you know why because that's the second part
I was
Is your fucking nose
I think we got a sub out ambi for somebody
Let me call him, let me call him, let me call him.
Wait, let me text me, let me text me!
Hold on, let me text me!
Oh god.
No, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't.
Let me call Trane, let me call Trane, let me see.
Wait, you said he got Trane to play Valorant?
Yeah, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me call him.
Trane rex?
He loves Valorant.
Yeah bro, bro. Me and Trane go back way too, way too, way too.
I can't get Lazy here y'all.
Now let me know.
I'm out of here, I got it.
Lazy's great job.
All right, well, it doesn't matter because my next bit is
Wait so can Andy not play he cannot play can't play
Yo, yo, Mooda. I don't think he's answering you bro. I think of the phone
Like everybody
Holy mog. All right. All right. Who's up? Who's up the next way is lacy lacy lacy lock-in lacy
Yeah, I can't get up. I can't get him. He's not answering. He's definitely that was just too rich, bro
It's the problem. You have too much money, bro. I got lucky walking it next pick
Okay, what did he say? Bucky?
Yeah
Bucky Bucky. All right
With my second round picture
I'm gonna get
Raw dog on a team man. Welcome to the squad
Oh, my boy, I heard he's good.
I heard he's good.
He's good at raising girls on nothing else.
I'm good, man.
That's good.
Good for him.
Good for him, man.
All right.
Don't talk about my teammates like that.
Joe, Mark, you're on the clock.
Hold up.
I'm on the clock.
I understand.
I'm going to be deaf in the first second.
Joe, you're on the clock.
Jinxy had five minutes, so don't worry.
Take your time.
No, I'm sorry.
No, no.
I decided to see if a player was playing or not.
I won't do that again.
Matter Daddy, bro.
Matter Daddy.
I don't need a sub to.
I don't need to talk about one time.
You know, you know, Jixi, you said it's impossible to hold both your ankles and spell run, you know, it's impossible to do that.
I almost said it. Okay, I have a story to tell.
Keep in mind, we need a sub. We can't like sub in a good player all the way at the end. It's just not fair.
All right, so who could we sub in right now?
We have to find a sub. I mean, if Laze could play.
Do you want me to ask Laze? Do you want me to ask Chris Exor?
If I can get Laze on, bro, but like, no.
Chris, that's not good.
the second pick second round is stop
Oh
Nothing about Eric Eric said he could play we get to fit him in
All right, well wait who who who are you dropping Joe said stop it wait actually stop it a KVM player
Oh my god, look at that team Wow all right next up on a that is like a dream
rotation I only ask not to sketch
it's like playing high-fives I'm gonna call it
it's in the discord that he joined oh he's one okay okay I'm okay I heard
case on her sketch I'm good bro check look at this is it my picket no no no
Shut up
Yo, oh my god, I'm not even kidding. No, he looks
Well, who are you?
Well, you're actually all my dick. All right, I look good. I'll take your boy. Richie. I'll take richie. I know I look
Not a bad shout, only!
Not a bad shout!
Fuck me the last one, I got it.
What's Richie Bo Richie?
Oh!
Chad, who do you love?
Was it my turn?
Not a bad shout at all.
Hey, cheers my friends, cheers my friends.
Yes, Jason, this is your pick.
Okay, wait, Terrac's not playing, right?
No.
You have proper...
No, we're like 20 picks in.
What did you talk about, Terrac?
I don't know, I don't know.
I have a question, it's bad.
All right, okay, just okay thinking right now thinking really hard
My oh the best you know what you know to pick
Bro you take selfie here. I am gonna go
With the biggest T-Foo. I'm gonna go with T-Foo here
Apparently your bot wants to play is that oh, yeah
What
Right lays like ascendant
So no so we can't have them fuck no fuck no
Wait, why are the people spinning question what happened? Oh, he's diamond
So, John is a wager dude.
Wait, what rank is Lee's from?
What rank is Lee's from?
Diamond they're saying.
Yeah.
He literally said he's-
I'm snitching.
Lee's is immortal.
He's not immortal.
Wait, so are we getting a substitute or should I make a pick right now?
Because I don't want to make a pick and then we get a substitute.
Nah, I mean, Chris might be down.
Chris?
Yeah, not Chris.
I'm not going to pick Chris anyway, so.
Yeah.
Well, I have a feeling, I'm just saying, if Chris is in the draft, I think I know whose team he's going to end up on.
I'd agree with that. Mooda might as well draft him now.
Yep.
I don't want Chris.
No, Mooda trusts me. Chris is good. He peeps like crazy.
I don't like Chris.
Chris, like Chris next door?
Yes, he is.
Just swat him in on Mooda's team.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, Jason's team is actually stacked. This is like...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
You literally hit a parked car twice. I met yay. How is that for I'm a yeah, too
I'm a yay. I can never fail. Yo, I saw you met Aldo. That's even bigger
We can just get in ladies
So I could play like better than these people. I mean, I don't know. This is pretty DC. He's good, bro
He's good. I'm not gonna lie, but I'm saying so can I pick them or is it's gonna be like how we go some days
Let's get in high tier players mid draft
That's that's a really good shot
That's a pretty fair shout. Yeah, yo, what rank is Peterbop?
You're not getting a radiant in 20 bits into the draft chat.
That's like how you would ruin the draft.
Peter Brown thinks you'd text me for two weeks, so I don't know.
I need to know, so do I make a pic or are we getting a substitute?
That's all.
There you go.
Bro, why don't we just get a shitter and a tack on on the end, bro?
Like it's just a variety creator.
Just get Chris, just get Chris.
He didn't pick up.
Also
All right, so we're not getting a feel I can get I can get I can get a feel we need one
We need to get somebody which hot campaign listen, we need to fill the more this goes on it's gonna be harder and harder to get a
Okay, I can get sunny
She's like gold I think
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, go nice. So now son is gonna be on my team. I don't see stunning on the loose
Way never mind never mind
Chad anybody want to play?
Wait, wait, what do you mean?
Never man, bro, what are we doing man?
We got a random GC chatter in. Oh brother. Okay. I'm down. We're gonna throw our shits. Chad, anybody wanna play?
I can maybe ask you chat.
Gingys on FIFA.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There's a gentleman in front that I have.
I got a diamond camera in, bro.
We did that.
Let me call Gingys.
I know Gingys isn't dead of valor.
So let me call him.
OK.
Just call him.
Remember he needs an NA account?
Yeah, no way he agrees, bro.
It's like midnight.
That'd be such a nightmare, dude.
Let's just, can we just get laid?
I think we just get laid, man.
Like it's just easy.
I'm going to sad lays, bro.
Guys, I want the camera for a living.
I don't know what you guys just care about.
Yeah, at least throw them in, throw them in.
I'm gonna choose them, I'm gonna choose them.
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
it's game is done.
Let's keep it as easy as possible.
Muda, you go.
I mean, we're talking unfair, by the way,
before we even say that.
Bro, Jixi has me, Mr. Savit.
I know, that's good.
That's what I'm saying,
every team here is unironically stacked, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
What's the, what's the y'all looking at?
Let me see that.
Bro, you, I'm writing it down on a guy.
Yeah, every team has good players.
Yeah, he was like immortal.
He's pretty good.
Like everybody's pretty good.
Yeah, this is good.
Yeah, say goodbye.
You, you, you, you, you, you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We just want to stack, bro.
Anybody else notice Jinxie always gets first pick?
Yeah, I don't know.
When Jinxie gets first pick, bro, Deffins,
he holds us to a minute and he's gone for five.
Oh, no.
No, me too.
Because I started using mouse and keyboard a month.
has anyone has anyone pick the
bucket yet.
I've mind changed.
You've seen.
Like eight years ago, bro.
But he's been gone.
I'm going to go for a Zoink.
So you have to jump.
You dash players underneath.
Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you're not too long.
Too long.
Once you say a name, it's done.
All right, you guys.
I'm not even kidding.
I think so.
It's bronze.
I'm not kidding.
I've not told me.
And anybody can laugh.
So, Rude has actually done that.
All right, for my next pick.
Ooh.
Hey, Highbives, what did you rank on?
What did you rank on, Battle or Highbile?
Oh, I think it's like Bronze II or something.
Would you like to be the winning team?
Shit, I'm down.
Okay, let me cook.
If you want to win, if you want to win.
Yeah, bro, I'm going to be watchporting this event.
I'm going to have to.
I'll be down.
Yeah, but you spiked it up here, B.
I'm literally going to be a fudge-dead cook chair,
Oh
Ron you're just so fucking fat
Her pick mood on your third pick should be Youssef
Ron you're fat Ron you're fat Ron you're fat literally could put on glasses on your face
You look like what they sell in Halloween stores with the glasses with the nose
Please holy shit
Wait Ron do you have the pretzels? No, I threw them away, bro. Thank God
I need them all know one of my viewers that said in my PO box that he said chocolate
Can you have my lace for the server? That's worse you should not eat that don't leak anything
So I can't wait to eat the chocolate covered pretzels oh god
My money where everyone got stunned at all it's just jinx you definitely again like
What is this? What is that?
What's up?
Dude, Muda, bro. Dude, you might get first-rounded, dude.
Alright, with my next pick in the draft is Saituna.
Holy stacker, bro.
My next pick is, hey, I'm here to win, y'all. Here to win.
This is getting, like, intense, man. It's gonna be packed.
Bro, that seems so unfair, bro.
This is what it comes down to. In the last round of draft,
Like anybody can draft in the first round,
he was picking the best people.
And when you get into the deep rounds,
this is where the real drafting skill comes out.
This is where the real drafting skill comes out.
Chad, who do I pick?
They see it, you're out, bro.
With my next pick in the draft,
I would like to choose, all the way from Staten Island,
Silky-Dilky Woo.
Silky-Dilky Woo, welcome to T-Retter Rangers, man.
Let's do it, come on!
Yeah, burn that team to the ground.
Burn that team to the ground.
You got Silky, and it's not even the last round.
Are you pig silky?
Wait, I think Silky played Valorant.
No, I think Silky told me actually played Valorant.
Silky's nice.
Silky's nice.
Val and Marvel rivals.
Yeah.
He's good.
Wait, that's not a horrible pick.
Oh my God.
How about it?
Yo, Highlight's got a pick?
No, not yet.
No.
Agent, you are on the board.
Agent, you are on the board.
What do you want?
Bro.
What are you feeling, Agent?
Let's say.
Take your time.
Chat, my team just looks like a well-oiled machine.
My team looks so good.
Yeah, no team cam, dude.
got red lines like it's FIFA bro I got my in yellow lines green lines oh my god
is level seven bro like that is so unfair bro yeah yeah what's your rank
bronze two bronze bro my entire chat told me to pick
They said that he was ascendance. He's fucking level seven
Maybe you shouldn't listen to your chat
Yeah, you didn't think you just yo, what's what's king's what's Kingsman's rank?
King's why we also bronze. I played with him like two days ago
Yeah, like disgusting at Marvel
Oh
Like number one on character, I forget the name of it. Yo, yo, it's been uh, it's been about a minute 30
What's that what's that joke
Level
I
It's been an hour. Yo, you know how to you know how to care this is shit
Yeah
There was some lark there was like I don't think that's all I'm gonna say
We play comics
I want to see what he says bro. I'm just trying to play the game
Yo, yo, yo, you actually work
But don't worry you to all carry the weight for both of us. Whoa
Oh, right
No, no, I'll get on God. I'm just gonna get a trade every time
Oh my god, I should have got Sakuno, bro.
Oh my god, I fucking hate you guys, bro. I actually hate y'all, but fuck this guy, I'm not following him, bro. Fuck him.
Joe, Joe, the timekeeper in the big thing, man.
I am the timekeeper, bro. I'm making sure this shit chugs along. We gotta start the 30 and 730.
Guys, I never, I never even took time. It was just, I needed a...
Yo, yo, yo, Junko, real quick. We play in all first games at the same time, right?
So every game is at the same time also same with semis all the
It's gonna fly. Yeah
How long does a game of valorant take like real estate 40 40 30 40 so just be a one every round done simple
Yeah, so I see a
I think I think these will actually be longer games than CS. Yeah
I'm nervous. Okay. Uh I just I'm gonna get fucking Jason. Come on. Jason. Come on.
Jason. Pick it for like a whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 30 more seconds. 30 more. Bro. I think
there is Jason. Two sketch. Bro. This is a Tarky wins every tournament. So I don't
know. I don't know if it's like his vibe or something. Tarky would that I throw
your team with I gotta pick I gotta pick I'm gonna go with a heavenly wait never
even heard that person but let me guess bro Jason's calm is probably nice to
hear Jason's calming right now looking them up they're fucking immortal to
your team I'm seeing a pro Valorant player
You wait you are ascendant T foo who's probably the best gamer I've seen
I'm literally getting first-rounded. There's literally no way I don't get first
Like I don't was fucking leaked my fucking email
Holy shit
Bro, where does fuck from I just put Marlin on my team. What is Marlin doing?
Yeah, a fucking toy bitch. This is expensive as shit. Is that open yet? No
3,000 dollars these are unsold you are the yugioh cards that are so only sold in Japan and a vending machine
Is there anyone to play with bro
Yeah, bro, we're just fucked
Like there's no way we're gonna win bro. There's really no way. There's no way
Whatever bro. Shut up chat as long as we just watch party and have a good day, bro
That's what matters to me, bro. You're trying to draft
But if he doesn't if his freaky and Muda doesn't you're definitely
Yo, you have this
But I'll be honest with you, hold on, hold on, hold on
I don't want fucking arcing, bro
Or sketch, or case on
Or Yusuf
I'm not gonna say this, my boy Skite
He's a top tier seeds player
Yo, dude!
I'm not listening to any of y'all
I'm not listening to any of y'all
Shut the fuck up, stop typing names
Y'all got me a level 7
on my team, bro
dick. You got a level 7 on my t- like that's the- that it- that it couldn't have been worse.
It literally couldn't have been worse. It literally couldn't have been worse. It literally
couldn't have been worse. I don't give a fuck what y'all say. I'm not fucking- I'm
not fucking letting you guys choose another name. I will go with the name. If I picked
something wrong then I had myself to blame. But I am not listening to any one of y'all
Because y'all have fucking retarded.
All right?
Like, I had a small chance.
I had a small, small, small chance.
Small chance of winning.
But now, it's literally impossible.
I might as well just grab a cup chair
and then just sit behind here and just watch by party
the fucking thing, bro.
Zoink is him.
Yeah, you can go fucking, you can go fuck yourself.
Yo, what's good?
Yo, time's up, Mooda. We need a peck.
Okay, let's see who's who, guys. Let's see. So players are left.
Danny, K-San, Pillay, Royal Penguin, Sketch.
G-Line.
Pillay, Skite, Youssef, Orkey, and Alicia.
Alicia.
Now, I'm not gonna lie. I'm playing with Alicia on Rainbow Six Siege.
She's actually pretty good on Rainbow Six Siege. Also, respectfully...
I don't know, though.
Yamuda is building a fucking good night care
for all the rotation right now.
How much prep time you need?
Negative it's your game, bro, pick somebody.
AJ, you literally deafen and talk to a chat,
like it's, like, and you guys are just,
but you sit there and yop and you're fucking chatting.
Yeah, we need, we got that connection, bro,
and it's not my game, so I don't know,
you know, the specifics.
You should know everybody.
Now guys, there is a chance.
Skite is not playing, but don't worry,
he's a level zero, so we could just find
another level zero.
that's cool. Can I know what
rank is R.K. Joe. Oh, you're
going to actually. That's what
I'm saying. Yo, now we're asking
a question. We're definitely
the whole time. What are we
going to start is in a car. Okay,
I think I think I think I think
I think P. Lay. I think P.
Lay. P. Lay. P. Lay. P.
Lay. Pile. Pile. Pile.
Pila. Muda. Can I say
something to you? Yeah, go
bro. Go for it. Pile is he
after you draft it. Everyone else left in this pic does not want to get drafted by Muda.
Yeah, that is. Muda, I'm not told. He's draft like Mike Hage, little buddy.
With my next pic, let me really look here. Check.
Hey, Muda, Muda, Pyrus, about eight shots deep too, by the way.
It's good to carry
It was a jimmy now. Oh, yeah, I can tell you
I changed the title from winning
I've been searching time for five minutes
To losing the jinx tournament
So much more attention to the title
More attention to the title from winning
Jinx tournament
So my next pick is from Alisha
Alisha
Bro
Fucking bitch
Oh, I was looking.
All right, all right, all right.
I don't want to have an orc-y chat.
I don't know.
OK, next up we got Lacey.
Skydisk Blanks, everybody on that.
Yeah.
Bye, Alicia.
What the fuck was that noise?
Oh my god, my team looks so good.
My team is so tough.
Wait, so who's going to be the last pick?
K-Sign could be Sleeper, bro.
He placed the S.
I think last pick is probably
to use or a sketch or a sketch.
Yeah, after seeing what sketch did to Jigsie
on a fucking Rock Lee tournament,
I don't think I'll, I don't think I'll.
Yeah, also wait, didn't sketch play the CS tournament?
I think he went three and 30, I'm not kidding.
It was something to say.
I think he was on Squishy's team though, so.
Yeah, but I think he went like,
I mean, maybe I just need to watch some old videos
of me, bro, maybe I can just like tap into some like,
I don't even know, bro. Muda. When Muda walks.
Let's just see, like, maybe I could, like...
Maybe I'm watching old videos. I can... maybe...
Go flash!
Go go go!
Run away!
Fuck you, boy! Keep moving!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
Yeah, we're good come yeah, oh, yeah, oh mother fucker, man. Yo, I it's on the table
Yeah, yeah
Yo savage bro, you're fucking chomps, bro
Yo AJ, I want to genuinely want to just
AJ to slap this shit out of you so you could leave you lose some fucking way faster you fucking pussy
Do we know skites in the turning right? Yes
No sky download this week
Well, I he downloaded Valorant. Yes, down about it this week
He's in my chat and said send me home. What does that mean? He wants to play with stoppin because he loves
I do have IRL chem with Skype though. So I this is what I'm saying
I'm building a team with like green lines between us actually 99 10
I think I'm gonna draft Skype. Okay. Yeah, okay. Okay. Okay now
Oh, we're coming down to the final four here who wait, which one is Danny?
Wait, wait, oh final three final three final three. She's catching you sir. So wait
Hey, I'm not using sketch so just wanna let you know I I will be picking
you and I will be picking Danny I don't know he's got these sketch on Mooda's team so Mooda let me break down your team Mooda
Mudo you have a trick good you have
level five and you thought was good you
have to lap who's playing on a lap top
and then you have sketched
you deserve the money that ass
you wait there's money wait there's
money
I know I'm a friend wait we each get a
thousand dollars beer be you each get
two hundred fifty stuff at the beach
wait which day is it we wish Danny is
I by talk to them about making the
I would say you do a B01 every game but finals and we just play at the same time.
Yeah, yeah, same as CS.
I don't know.
I just went off Twitter group chat names.
I literally sat here warming up for three hours.
Dude, I lost my team.
I sat here.
I sat here.
Yo, I have mine.
For three hours.
Just a fucking thing.
Yeah, I'm looking right now.
Sitting here warming up for three hours.
I'm not gonna sit here warming up for three hours to get hit with sketch and a level
seven on my fucking tanny Clancy yes also I really want to be clear
any errands any errands or dinner wait oh fuck is he good fuck I think he's actually
good oh yes I think my whole chat is saying is he good wait I thought Dan
here was like yeah bro whole time thing you said
oh what is that don't even know about yeah yeah yeah what is your mood up
Oh, Muda, you're pretty good, bro.
My team's good, huh?
Okay, okay, so.
My team's good, right?
Muda, I'm a dentist, bro.
Is Danny even here?
Oh, Danny Aaron's.
If he's here, he's right on.
I didn't know it was Danny Aaron's to say Danny.
Yes, Danny Aaron's.
I thought it was Danny Bans, Danny Aaron's.
Wait, is he here?
Hi, guys, how do they get in mobbies together?
Just put him in a box.
Oh, we're gonna make the bracket!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, can you make the bracket?
Can you make the bracket and then, uh,
I might not make it.
Wait, how are we determining what team plays each other?
We're gonna spin a bracket. Oh, we're gonna spin a bracket. I'm sure much here right now. I have the bracket
Okay, Jason you've been trading for the match or what? Hell yeah, look
I saw you. I literally ignored all the group chat with our
I've been here's the bracket.
I'm going to randomize.
Okay, where's the bracket?
Let me pull it up.
Let me pull it up a whole bunch of times.
They'll randomize a whole bunch of times.
I'm going to end up going.
Seven times.
Seven times.
Well, I have the best team.
All right.
Get ready, chat.
One.
Two.
Wait, wait.
Is it on number seven or seven and then plus one?
It's on number seven.
Oh my God.
four five six number seven
yes our six rematch agent bro honestly that's perfect bro let's go man let's go hey hey budda
that's winnable why the long nose wait can i see that's winnable
Joe, you're fucked up, bro, that is winnable.
I don't think I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm guaranteed
we're going to win, but I just did not want to play Jynx.
Yo, good luck, everybody.
Good luck, bro.
Good luck.
Good luck, guys.
Good.
Yo, Luda.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Bro, OK, it's not as bad as you think.
I promise, Pharrell.
It's not as bad as you think.
It's actually not that bad, bro.
You know what I'm trying upside down listen to you already equal 2.5
Fuck you mutha fuck you
Fuck you mutha. Fuck you promise me a piece of shit. I was grinding to play for you
And you're gonna you're gonna pick me
We were there with me the bomb brothers the nose brothers piece of shit, man unbelievable
Can someone explain to me why Zoink is a little sad?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, how are we feeling, Tim?
I'm feeling fine.
No, Trex.
Yeah, Trex's fine.
Me and Zoink are both feeling fine.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, I have really bad news.
I have really bad news.
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, I've only played Arena.
Okay.
We lost, bro.
Round one exits.
Okay.
Okay. We lost, bro.
I'm dead.
Round one exits.
We're fine. We're good.
What's the vibes of that?
Yeah, we lost.
No, we're good, bro.
Yeah, Moody, you are fucking terrible at choosing, bro.
I'm walking a lot.
What the fuck?
Hey, you think she's tricked, right?
I'm number one pick.
I don't like the disrespect on the team.
Sketch, when was the last time you played Valorant?
I've been playing a lot recently.
I thought we were gonna play this really yeah. Oh
Wait, that's you're good. Oh
Pillay, is it true that you are playing like a laptop in Hawaii right now?
No, I was rowing the term always I was in Mexico, bro, and I was gonna play in a laptop barred out, but
You're back. I'm home. I'm home. All right, but and play before you play. Are you like gamer gamer?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. It's pilot. I don't know how the fuck you can play back
Yeah, I was a pro for that player
So, okay, I'm walking down, I don't know why I'm walking this long.
Trick, trick, trick.
Trick, have you, are you actually immortal or was my team line?
I'm ascending three right now.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
So, we have sketch and zoink.
Yeah.
I'm on right now, but.
Okay, we got it.
Sketch, what's up with the camera?
I'm not going to die first, I'm not going to die first, I'm not going to die first.
We got a baby.
Those guys are actually, bro, I'm going to see who's lower level.
Sketch, what's your level?
You've got to be higher than me.
I'm on my friends account.
Oh, okay.
Do you know any sketch, can you name five characters in Valorant?
Sage, Phoenix, and then, um...
Okay, bro.
Okay, those were two main.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Omen, those are my secondaries.
You got it, bro.
Guys, the team around us is behind.
Honestly, it's not even that bad, bro.
We have a good chemistry, bro.
We might win, bro.
Yeah, we already have good chemistry, bro.
We just got to get a little better right now,
then we're going to lock in.
Once Muda starts smiling, he starts
I'm not a controller.
See the problem is that Muda has a long nose right now, bro.
Yeah, like, actually, why the long face?
I don't get the joke.
What do you mean by that?
It's OK.
All right, come on, guys.
We've got this.
Wait, who are we against?
We're against Jason's team.
Yeah.
Is Jason?
I'm sorry.
Hello?
Give me a second.
Hello? Yeah, that's a phone call.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I just don't like that.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry.
I just don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
I just don't have a cold drink.
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey.
Cut set of hoes
I
Match found
I
I
I
I
Have lost all right, let's go
I know Jason's team is really good.
I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
Fucking Jason's team up bro, I don't care.
Alright, yeah, sketch, you guys, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Alright, so that's what that's what that's what.
Lunar, you're the chosen one.
Let's go, let's fucking win bro.
Let's go, sketch.
Lunar, let's game.
No, listen, I don't give a fuck if you guys are level 7.
Team.
I don't give a fuck if you guys have ever played this game before.
Okay, so what's your level 8?
I don't even know the rules.
I don't even know the rules.
8, 8, 8, 8, 8.
I don't want to know nothing.
You know what means more to me than money what means more to me than everything respect the art of that respect respect
The thing is I will do anything to win this game bro. Listen. Oh, I'm so
You're like one we're like the pilot pilot. I know how far you've come from I know how bad you want this
If we were to win this bro, not only do you get broadcasted from Jinxie Sheen
We should jump start all of our careers, but second of all I
I just know you don't like to lose. I know you don't like to lose because who the fuck likes to lose, bro
No one bro. Trick. I see I see there's crosses on your on your profile picture
Yeah, yeah, you you you love Jesus, right? I
Love Jesus. I need you to I need you to do a prayer, bro. Please
Okay, sketch. I don't give a fuck if Jinxie yells at you in here because you're shit at Rock League
I don't give a fuck no matter how fucking rock bottom you hit you always get back up, and that's what I fucking like about you
Bro, I don't care how far you are down. I don't care how shit you do
I don't care what the fuck happened sketch you will always get back up because that's what you are
I
Like
yo
When you first down in a geometry dash and you kept failing that level over and over and over and over again
did you give up no I never fucking give up man you kept playing that level until
you became the best at jump dash no hello hello um Muda no yo Zoink you're
the best part in this tournament Muda and you can you explain um custom game
Like how to join like
Can you go can you just explain it in the general case do the custom press custom I hate you yo
In the general chat
No sketch I would never sketch I would never wait
Oh
You did it. You're in the Hall of Fame now. You're a true champ. You're not just an MVP.
You're an all-time great. I love you forever and always. Kobe, Bean, Bryant.
Dear basketball, at the moment I started rolling my balls to the sides.
I need one big drill.
I still know how to hit it.
I must stop it.
I need to do my best.
If I'm on my body, it keeps me on the side.
Texas
He's a dog with a bone
And I highly recommend you don't try to take it
Someone give me another one someone give me a warm up
One down.
Ouch.
Four down.
Get out of my way.
Come on, baby.
You said you feel the hate, sir.
You said you feel the hate, sir.
Feel all this and you're writing a jersey on TV.
What does that term you enter?
They basically turned me into some kind of bugger.
Okay, no more pretend like you're not...
I know someone to play.
Shots!
I think the worst player in the game.
I know someone to play.
Shots!
I think the worst player in the game.
What?
Yo, I need to figure this out.
WHAT?!
I
Come on, bro. Give me something good, bro. Come on, bro.
I need some good edits, bro. I need some good edits, but like some good music in the back,
bro. Like, bro, I'm telling ya, bro. Like, don't be afraid to catch feelings.
Why?! Why would you ever put nine tails inside your own son?!
How can you put me through all of that?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're just different about me versus our father or mother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll protect you with my life, I will not allow my comrades to die.
Trust me.
Do not fear it. This is the path you have chosen.
Compared to yours, our fate will be over in an instant.
I need something else though. I need something else. I need something else, bro. I need something else. I need something else. I need something like in real life.
Because right now I can't relate to anime right now. I need like real life. Like Tyson.
Match found.
Hi, this is Mike Tyson. And we're on...
Yeah, I lost, bro. I lost. I lost. I lost. I lost.
Unboxing. And at the moment, we're gonna unbox disturbingly shortcake.
I'm the king of the family.
Dance match.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dance, dance, dance, dance.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the matter with you?
There is no tomorrow!
There is no tomorrow!
I need something else bro, someone give me another one.
I need something else, someone give me another one
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is a good one
It's not gonna happen.
It's not gonna happen.
That's great.
Yeah, you worry about that.
I go to...
My man...
One down!
I need something else. I need something else.
Except if you give me something else.
I need another one.
Yeah, this one, this one, this one.
This one, this one, this one, this one.
This one, this one, this one.
Don't have a lesson, lad.
Yeah, yeah, you're retarded, mod someone bend like that to my fucking chat a fucking retort
It's gonna shut me depressed right now fucking dumbass
Yo stop that ass I need some good shit, bro stop
35 35 39 41 45 41 43 44 38 32
Do you understand?
He's average in fire!
He's dropped 35, 29, 50, 32, 47, 35, 35, 39, 41, 45, 41, 43, 44, 38, 32, 42, 43, 44,
32, 42, 43, 38, 57, and 58.
Do you understand?
He's averaging five.
I got one hundred, so my dad's got two hundred in my trunk.
They give me the flat back for my wife, one in the trunk.
I can fight them on this job with my black and long trunk.
I can knock it back on popular, but when I want it,
see all this shit on this house.
He's dropped 35, 29, 50, 32, 47, 35, 35, 39.
41 45 41 43 44 38 32
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo do we know at what everyone is uh
Everyone's playing who's what's everyone's best Asian Raina for me it's over
Like to play clothes probably yeah, so we should put we should put we should put oh
I just leaked everyone.
Alright, so there should be a sketch, I feel like you should be on stage because, I mean...
Ice Wall Rush!
So you gotta be kinda techy though on stage now?
Sorry?
You gotta be kinda tech on stage now?
Not really, Brahmin.
He just has to heal.
He can heal.
So I gotta ask for a heal.
Wait, is it crazy to sit here?
I'm gonna see a video then.
Hello, Ron.
Um...
Okay.
Sorry, what'd you say?
I said I didn't. I was listening to you.
So yeah, I think we do...
I think we do...
Sketch, what's the best agent for Sketch?
What's something you can't fuck up? Let me see.
I only have a certain amount like like sage is a good pick right you can heal it you can heal it. Yeah, yeah
Okay, so you're gonna go sage you're gonna go sage you're gonna go sage right you're gonna go sage
Yes, I can I'll do whatever you say. Okay, you're gonna go sage or no. We need a good sense. You know, right chat
Everyone join like everyone join my code everyone join my code everyone join my code
Here I don't know how to do that
Here I'm gonna
I sent it in general.
I sent it in our voice chat.
Alright, so make sure you do not leak it, right?
I don't know. I sent it in the...
Go to our voice chat and then press that little chat box.
Y'all know how to open a chat box, right?
In Discord?
I don't need that. How would you do that?
Open chat?
Yeah, so you see how the team mood up to the red team mood up.
It's like this little bubble.
I see it there.
Copy that code.
Copy that code.
Yeah, I think I low key on that probably already leaked as well, let's try.
Who is, I have a small penis?
Oh, not me.
Where's the, how do I, how do I, how do I join?
I have a jake McFly.
Where do you join?
So, sketch, you're gonna grab that code, you're gonna look the left side.
uh... it's gonna be like custom
uh... of what you know so sketch of president like president game mode
you know you know what i mean i think that the fucking custom lobby so we
can start the ship
sure sure sure everyone just uh...
let's just uh... order
yeah i'm not going to go to the morning joining joining joining joining
joining
I don't know how the fuck do I join, bro.
Here, I said to you guys, I said to you guys, it's-
I'm taking McFly.
So, Sketch, do you know how to join?
I think I'm in with Zoinks, Scoobs, and Trick.
Yeah.
Bro, it's just me, bro.
I can't copy and paste a fucking code.
Wait, so where's Bootedin?
So, Sketch, you're gonna go to the game mode?
You're gonna go to a game mode?
Sketch?
I'm doing I'm with toilet
You guys have to try a new code because we're the game is starting now, but I don't know where's the new code. Where's the new code?
Oh, it's in general
I got you
In general, what do you what you do?
Back to the main one. Yeah, yeah back to the main one. You're gonna see it. So that's in the F
Make sure you don't leak though because you leak we're fine. Don't leak the code
Okay, I won't
seven so this hey this girl's a pro player hey no she's not pro bro she was
benched like nine years ago she's not okay but it's a party it's a party
code yes yes yes it is a party code yeah all right
right so what's every game time at the same time yes yeah I'm gonna hear here
There you go. Nobody works like David in this house 13. Come on 14
15 shut that muscle down 16. Come on
You're playing on Texas so are any of you guys
And the lobby Texas are you guys in love it on the line?
I'm in the lobby. I'm in Texas. I don't want to leave this shit. What's your name?
What?
My friend can you go to the attacker on the left side?
Yes
Why do we have a tacky first?
We get to have defense first we get to have defense first we get to have defense first we get to have defense first
Says who says who okay?
We're going to put the going put the going put the going go
Do you have a map of uh?
No, but it has to be in in
In the map pool current ranked yes, and then second what you're in my call and then second of all we need to
Let me start. Let me have defense you guys go attack. Why well because maybe because you guys have
five different better players and have full level seven I say it bro we
don't know what yo okay flip the coin heads it tails up again epic heads okay
for defense are you slipping hey Siri flip a coin it's tails all right you go
fuck yourself pussy
Yeah, he's back parking.
All right, what's up, Luda?
Oh, shit.
Come on, Luda, what's up?
Fuck.
What a fuck.
Anyway, there's the other one.
This has got to be a way to win this game, bro.
It's got to be a way.
There's going to be a way, bro.
I think we're going to win, bro.
We're going to win, bro.
three sites
uh...
i just don't like that
well do binders play i think that'll
uh... you guys get the fact what uh... what map you want to do
let's go back up and talk about that
wait what?
i love it timmy so funny
yo timmy what do you think bro?
ideas
okay uh... depending on the scale
I am Paul Muadiba trades
Duke of Arrakis
and with him I see that need
Why does he tell me that?
Okay wait, so we're playing Texas
You decide if I'm in
I'm in the U.S.A.
You all get in the U.S.A.
You gotta go talk to them
You hear it girl?
Yes
Yes.
I'm McClellan James.
At Ohio Hill.
In inner city, I'm not exploding.
This is plat one. He's diamond one.
This is none.
What is the difference in terms of like
three things you cannot do?
What does that exactly mean for us?
The biggest line you were talking about
is that space is silent.
Let me explain.
NASA captured actual sound with edit.
We gotta scream.
Listen closely.
Crap, say bitch me!
Say Mary Hanks!
C'mon, guys!
And that's what Ohio!
That's what it means!
Oh!
Oh, come on, bro.
What do I look like?
Shitty ass edit.
It's kind of the worst edit.
I need some battery very real quick.
I need a battery.
Okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
So we need, we need that.
No, I'm fucking, I love the way you do.
Bro, I'm fucking fired up, dude.
Bro!
I'm out of this-
I
Have ever said that bad one lock. I'm not controlling now that you're getting unmodern and you're getting everything
Well getting fucking discriminated for my fucking community you fuck pussy
All right ever since I left the city
I'm getting in their head
I
We need to actually get we need to actually get up we need to actually get shit down, okay?
This is what we're gonna do. All right. This is what we're gonna do
We're gonna have to know Mooda are you ready?
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Why you get to have Texas and I don't get to have Illinois
Okay, so what else
Everyone comes on everyone comes on
Lydia you get to have you get to have the map the server and the side. Yeah, okay, so
and
yeah
maybe
maybe
yeah
what about
i want a server or a side
i don't want a map
i want a server or a side
we want the flinch lid bro
yeah
i'm so silly
give us lily
i'm gonna
split
oh
this is fair p
Just even at the peak
Yeah, that's fair. This is fair right here. Oh
This is fair. We each have someone with single-digit thing. No, and everyone else like y'all have lower ping
Y'all have lower ping on the left. I want to see everyone's servers on the left one.
How about that? How about that?
Y'all have higher overall ping?
Okay, but our worst players have more ping.
Are we going to have more ping?
Okay, I'll say that then.
if i do it
are you sorry?
do i actually internet? is it me?
okay okay we'll do elie whatever
uh
now i feel like it
your two good players get loamy
bruh let fucking king does what king wants bruh
if muda wants fucking elenoys give him elenoys
oh buddy
god damn
bruh try with that one
bruh try with that one
bruh bring this back to elenoys
Let's let go Ellie for a second. I didn't see something good about you. Yeah
You have boat Jason shut up
Your two players
Overall better I promise
The Texas P
Like not even coping for myself
Let's do Texas then but give me give me defender then go go give me defender
You're not getting both. You're not getting both.
You're not getting both.
Either J.J.J.J.
Brady and rake, one in two different countries, but he's scared.
J.J.J.J.J.
J.J. if you want defender, give me ping.
If you want ping, give me defender. You can't have both.
You can't have both. That doesn't make any sense.
That's true. That's true.
Think about it. Think about it.
The king's spitting.
you can't have you can't have paying in in and you know
yeah there you go
well i don't am i here as a team?
yeah here's a second
listen it's fine bruh i don't really get it it's fine bruh
yeah
all right bear teams now
come on
all right bet up
i bet
wait someone in switch
where we go
yeah switch teams
we have tifu
wait tifu has to switch
yeah it's catch
it's catch
tifu is hot
You are grounded!
Why is my f***ing new page like this, bro?
Give me some LeBron. LeBron, bro. Come on.
Okay, sketch switch. There you go.
I know we got a lot of Cowboy fans, um, in America.
I'll give you some LeBron edits, bro.
Alright, no one picking.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Alright, come, come, come, come, come, come.
What we're gonna do is we're gonna go...
um
Zoinks you don't know how to press you don't know how to do flash right you don't know how to flash
Okay, so it was not hard so it was not hard um yeah, um, okay
You guys are too coldy. Yeah, you don't go clove trick because I mean actually trick you could go clove
But but you know you they nerfed it right? You know you know they nerf. Yeah, I know but I mean, I don't know
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Um, he only goes to play right now
Okay, do we really want to- no no no no no no, actually?
Also, wasn't it split? Why do we switch masks?
It's fine, it's fine. Mine's even better to be honest.
Um...
Okay.
I've seen the same thing.
Okay.
Brother, the way me and Skatra locked in.
I'm about to lock in.
Whoa whoa whoa.
I'm learning that to lock in.
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Sage...
Okay, you know what I think stage is gonna be the easiest sense for you cuz I don't know how you're gonna figure out wait wait wait
Do you have one other sentence you have quick quick quick quick?
Everyone I only have the beginner one. All right Jesus Christ. I came understand you bro. Just walking
who's playing what site bro?
put me at any site, I don't know what the fuck
sure
I'll be a squad
put on the bunch
I'm playing on put
I'm promo B for sure
oh man, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah
we play A
we're defending first?
alright, see if I'm not strong
no, no, no, wait, we're in the U-Brap, first of all
come on
where are we going?
fuck me
how much shit walking am I doing?
I...
no, no, no, wait, shouldn't
sketch play the one with the after
behind you behind you behind you behind you sketch behind you every round sketch
every single round you're gonna come here you're gonna put your wall like
this every every round you put your wall like that and that's it every round
okay every round every round I can't hear you every round
I'm out of here.
I think he's gonna be really slow.
They're just gonna push.
Yeah, they're fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Stack A, stack A, stack A, stack A, stack A.
I'm on A, stack off.
Yeah, stack A, keep sketch B, keep sketch B just in case.
Okay, sketch calm if you hear anything.
Okay.
I'm gonna re-smoke Amy.
I think I'm in a really bad spot, Muda.
Pots?
Yeah, I hear it, yeah, I go.
I smell something.
It's gonna be A, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A.
Yeah, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A.
I'm in a bathroom, bathroom.
I'm in a bathroom.
There!
I'll bathroom.
30 seconds left. Reloading.
Reloading.
Spike, plant it.
Oh, I don't want it.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, you gotta heal me. Sketch, press your heal ability.
Run, run, run, just sketch, run.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, heal, heal, heal, heal.
Left click, left click, left click, left click.
Gleek!
Oh, bro, bro, bro, just please just press it, press it, press that button.
Okay!
Don't do this, stop, switch button bro.
Bro, I love you bro, pilot, I love you pilot.
Pilot, I love you pilot.
Bro, pilot, I love you, you're such a good pilot.
Yo, yo, yo, sketch, same shit!
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch, same thing, sketch, same thing, same thing, sketch, same thing, same thing, same thing.
It's not hard. It's not hard. It's not hard. It's not hard. Just keep them
Trick I have a good feeling I'm not gonna electric I have a good feeling
I
In aggressive
Don't wall this sketch don't wall don't
I can't hear anything
I didn't mean to get that long.
Dude, I'm making notes running.
Okay.
That one better.
Let's go!
Nice.
Here.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm watching!
Nice.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna win this fucking tournament!
Come on.
Dude, you helped me!
I said, I said, I'm gonna do something stupid.
All right, there's many rounds that we can get.
Let's do it.
Defense is hard.
We're gonna have to get as many rounds as we can.
Sketch, every round.
You did good, bro.
Sketch, every round.
Because that round, I was peeking with you.
That run I was speaking with you.
But every round you're gonna come.
Yo, don't run out there though, okay?
Because there's a, you're gonna die if you do that.
Sketch is a way to press R and like make your wall diagonal
like in a straight line or some shit.
And then wall it from here, bro.
Don't actually walk out.
All right, com for a second.
Nice, nice.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep!
I'm not so lucky one.
That's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
full B full B full B full B full B full B full B full B full B full B
So
you did good sketch I like that one
No no no no no no no no no no no
they're trying to they're trying to get
uh they're trying to rotate though like I would rotate if I were you
I like this I like this I like this trick
Wait some of you are up
Yo everyone rotate from A to Y
pilot pilot go away pilot you're B sorry
I'm on my way
They're on site! On site! On site! On site!
I'm killin' some of these
Player life! Player life! Player life!
I'm gonna re-go long
On site
Yeah
You're doing amazing, bro. Listen, I know you might not it might not look like you're doing a lot right now
That wall is stopping everything bro. So keep doing that wall
Yo pilot I wanted I would suck your cock until you nut in my mouth a thousand times
I'm not gonna lie you are the I I am so happy I picked you bro
Zoinks I don't know if you're this good I'm fucking Valbro
I don't know how good you are fucking the geometry
I don't even want to know how good you are
I'm gonna go back to him
I'm gonna go back to him
I'm gonna go back to him
I'm standing outside. I'm standing outside.
Go go go!
Here's Shower at pilot.
I'm a Shower. I'm a Shower.
Good smoke. Good smoke. Good smoke. They cut noise.
Go go go!
I run by B.
No no no no. Yo pilot, I'm gonna take Shower with me. Okay?
Okay.
Well, is this thing you're not get out bro the action panels, bro
I think you're here
I'm so glad I fought for defense. Yo, we won't give you defense every round bro.
I'm not like if we have a defense defense. I already tell her we're a good defense team.
Yo sketch same wall sketch same wall sketch same wall.
Im gonna end, im gonna end their heads
Im in their heads so bad bruh
Omg I am
DUD
SMOKE
okay smoke your thing
oh he gets
same happens
He said bathroom?
What the hell are you jumping through?
nah nah nah nah nah nah I'm just
I know I know I know I know
I'm out of here! My ulti-
SHUT UP!
I'm gonna go!
My ulti-
One enemy remaining!
YES!
YES!
I'm gonna win every duel!
I'll win every duel!
Let's go!
I'll win every duel!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's lock in!
Job's up finished!
Fuck it. No, come on, baby. Hey, it's about time I did something, bro. Let's go
Same shit if it's not broken don't if it's not broken don't fix it. It's not broken don't fix it
Yo sketch, I love that one book keep doing it. Don't even over complicated bro. Just keep going
nothing is so far
I'm out of here
nice
I can't talk to me
probably want to refight
oh well
there's one more
wait it's 2
I'm soaking
I'm out of here
nothing else out here right now
they're both over here
yeah there's two
I'm gonna go out
What? What? What? What? What? What's 8?
Run right here. 2, 2, 2 right there.
I'm re-smoking. Oh 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 3!
Ah, he got it. Don't fuck with him. Don't fuck with him.
Don't fuck with him. Don't fuck with him.
Wait, that's a coming out of here, I saw one.
You're up in. I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
You're good, you're good. That's my bad, that's my bad.
We got one of the bad players there. They're good players.
These are bots, bro. We win this.
On me?
Alright, wait for that red.
you're gonna say what's it what's it what's it we take this we want to send
us I'm like I'm like I'm I get there I might get their fucking TV again bro you
could fuck around that bitch I'm running I'm running 30 seconds left yeah
just wait I'm still here they just all raised all
This is my fault. This is my fault. That was my fault. Everyone did good, but that was my fault.
I just there was three shout. There was three there was three showers
So I thought it's a short space and flank them. Yeah, we're good. We're good. We're fine
But there's one there, bro, so
I tapped a fucking Olivia breath
One bullet breath
I've got your truck
At least two more
I don't know if they smoke.
At least, yes, yes, we smoke, we smoke, we smoke.
They might be in bathroom, by the way.
They're gonna come here.
Yeah, I can knock them out.
At least one short, one short, one short.
They might go back.
Should I go heal Zoinks?
I'm not in here.
You're far, you're far, you're far.
One more short, one more short.
Two short, two short.
Just wait, just wait, just wait, so.
Just watch out for Roots.
One shower, one shower, one shower, one shower.
I'm gonna leave him out for you. He's not gonna keep people in private. Just say that I know
I don't hear anything. Be careful. There's no one short yet. They could be stacked in showers though
No one short yet. No one short yet
Oh
Guess what though guess what though I picked you though guess what I picked you I'm saying bro
I knew y'all were y'all were the best
I picked y'all with full confidence.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Oh dog beat, dog beat.
You want to play this play.
I'm down, I'm down.
How many of you, how many of you, how many of you?
I'm out of here.
I'm pushing him, I'm pushing him, I'm pushing him.
One in hookah.
I'm full of him, I'm full of him.
Here, wait, wait, check, check, look at this.
I'm only straight behind him, I'm only full behind him.
I'm only full behind him.
I'm just looking at hookah.
I'm going to be along here.
nice
I'm coming to fight with you. Yeah, I'm picking a three
One more one more two more two more
Two more is a 3d2 it's a 3d2. He's so close to friends. No
3d2 take time. Yes
It's like them
Here user. Um, yeah spikes down, but they can go anywhere 40 on break
There
Yeah, you got it, you got it
Come on
Good boy. Just get used to the game bro. Just get used to the game. You're good
Did you see it, did you see it I see spike
I
See in front of you in front of you
No, I was gonna fight with you mood up, I didn't want to flash behind them
I could have
No, you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good you're good
I'm not gonna lie if you're in Neon Ball, it wasn't there, but I killed Steven
Yeah, yeah, I'm not bad, I'm not bad. I told him I'm not good
I know you're gonna have to have your fall if you're in Neon Ball
We're fine, we're fine
I think they're gonna keep abusing, so they might keep abusing fucking B after this round
No, it doesn't matter, I'm on Neon, I can actually, you know what?
They're right, I just don't want to stack them just in case for no reason
Yeah
That wall that, um, that, uh, sketch does every round is good
I
Saw B hooker
Dogging me they're not up short. They're not up short. They're not up short
Come be come be
I don't see anyone
I just got dog. I just got dog but I heard you walking it. Yeah
So it's a
Do you guys hear anything outside B or no?
No, I don't know.
Could have been a fake. Could have been a fake.
Get ready to smoke short. Get ready to smoke short.
Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, get ready to smoke short.
Can you smoke short from where you are now?
I don't think so. I don't know.
Short, short, short!
Short, short, short!
I got my low. Got vision.
Take that, take that. I'll be at him. I'll be at him.
Yeah, I'm coming to smoke.
I smoke.
I'm using it. Count, count, count.
I
Sketch go back to you 30 seconds left
Yeah, it's short short short short
Full on a full on a on a on a nice
I
Play play play play play
Sketch one of them sketch one of them sketch one of them get your guy trick trick
No, it's fine
I'll just say Tricks stay alive and sketch one of them you win
It's fun it's fun it happens those happens outside be here cuz I carry
next day let's go let's get nine let's get nine roses and back is hard it's back
is hard check I like that who could control what if you can control my sketch
walls long and I swear you can win we're winning this
There's a guy down on the left side of the room.
The rounds we lost are like not even close to the point where we got on 1.
Facts! Facts! Facts! Facts! Facts! Facts!
Outside the Huka.
At least 2.
Doggy?
RUN!
THE ANGLE OF HIS RUN!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
so will run please don't fight just one boy he's gonna die just run run run
please please please please please died see guys you guys you guys walkin
oh go give me a misscatch sketch of it I'm coming I'm coming I love you I love
I don't have that thing, Chulz is up there.
Could be A, could be A, could be A, could be A.
I don't have that but Chulz.
Well, smoke day, they smoked it, they smoked A, they smoked A.
Oh, one in here, one in here, one in here.
Oh, two, two, two.
Oh, I'm on back there.
Chulz up!
One more.
Nice.
One more, on my ping, on my ping.
This one's just close to you, this one's left.
Yes!
Holy shit!
Come on.
No one.
Dude, thanks.
Jesus Christ, okay.
Last round, you draw the switch.
Gotta go, but I'm not safe.
I'm out of here.
Alright, come on.
I'm out of here.
Same thing, bro. Same thing.
Sketch, good heels and good wall.
Bro, you are literally the best sage I have ever seen in my entire fucking life.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Thank you, sir.
No dog on a no dog on a nothing on a nothing on a yet nothing on a yet
Maybe open yeah wall right check on yeah, I flash and walls broken
Yeah, I'm gonna wait here.
Raise here?
Yeah.
I'm gonna flash like a mouse.
You actually also have to heal by the way.
I raise.
How do you?
How many B?
How many B?
Uh, two?
Two at least?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Roll your hand.
On the hookah.
On the hookah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What a hookah.
What a hookah.
All right, they didn't do it all right now sketch sketch sketch
Everywhere we go you all behind us. All right, so like for example right here for example
Yeah, you're good. I'll think I'll think I'll think I'll think it sketch for example sketch
Just stay alive don't die
Literally stay alive as long as you can bro and heal us. Whatever we need to literally don't fight about full beat us
Whenever we need to heal we heal. Yo, we're going beat. Yo, we're gonna go be this round
We're gonna go be this round. We're gonna go be this round. We're gonna go be this round
All right, we're gonna go be this round. I'm down the fake
No, no, no, fuck a fake just just come over
Yeah, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do a hooker explode hooker explode everyone hold shift everyone hold shift
Do I want bomb?
I'm a flash, I'm flashed.
I'm out of here.
I'm fucking, I'm fucking.
I'm fucking out, I'm fucking out.
He says to heal me, heal me, heal me, he's catching me.
Oh, I'm catching me, he's catching me.
One or MTT, one or MTT.
Are we out or in?
We're out, we're out, we're out.
We're in.
I'm playing for long.
You said one was slain?
I'm playing for long.
It could be any one.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
But it could be one long, I don't know.
Yeah, they can move now.
What a right click by Jason bro
One who uh one elbow
Oh, what about holy shit
Oh my god, oh lucky mom lucky round
Yo trick did you DC trick DC good trick DC. Yeah, cuz I am all right pause pause pause pause pause
Yeah, because I'll be like he's like fully
Yeah, we're good we're good this pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass. All right. Oh, I didn't even know I didn't even know that place
Was rolled up at seed ball brah. I'm falling in the gutter. That's a little
Vaccine though because I think yeah, he's not like lying, but we can wait. Can you join?
I wonder if he's enjoying it.
He's taking advantage of it.
I think his computer may have just like blacked out.
No way.
Cause he's in Discord but he's not talking at all.
I think his computer probably is on a weird fucking second.
Let me ask one of my friends to call him.
Yeah, there he goes.
Yeah, I guess.
Jack.
He said he's booting up.
All right, quick little pause.
Quick little pause.
I'm gonna take a piss.
I'm gonna take a piss.
I'm gonna take a piss.
Yeah, come on.
All right, all right.
All right, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it.
I didn't know we were jumping out, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I didn't know we were flying out.
I remember.
Yeah, I did Darryl talk to you,
but I got, like, fucked by Jason for some reason.
Yeah.
Well, I'm blowing a fucking angle.
Yo, truck, truck, truck.
My PC, wait, is it paused or no?
Yeah, pause, pause.
Okay, yeah, my PC is like really fried, bro.
So I'm sorry about my PC crash.
I don't know if I should restart stream or not.
Do we have to stream?
Cause I feel like I'm gonna crash.
You don't have to.
I might just not stream because it's probably gonna crash
again if I stream.
So I think it's better if I just don't.
You're fine, bro.
You're fine.
Just out.
And then put that to get to like,
I think James is still good cause obviously we're winning.
Yeah, we're good.
Wait, I'm loading, I'm loading.
Yeah, I hope we can.
You've still got the rejoin, right?
Yeah, you just respawned in, but...
Wait, were you even there, bro?
They're in pistol round, that fucking sucks.
DC in tube.
Yeah, he's just staring at a wall and then...
Oh, that's so unlucky.
My PC is actually bad, bro.
I need to get a new one. I hope it doesn't do it again, but it's good that we can pause the game if it happens
I'm sorry
Let's let me upgrade your computer a long time ago for my PC isn't that good?
You actually like a 40 series
Okay, I'm just not gonna start re-streaming said probably won't crash again. Yeah
I'm back in back in so we Jason A's
Yeah, bro
Bro 13 is so bad bro. Look at them bro. They're so sorry. I'm gonna be a place of company. It's bro Jason 17 is so funny
I can't lie, bro
I'm not gonna lie. I mean Lydia's head though bad. I think she wants me
Actually, bro, no, no, I swear it's just 1v1 you Lydia and you always
No, I'd be just as this I only shot one bullet and I feel like three times
Do we type R fuck we do
Come on guys
All right, so all right, we're good. That's my bad, bro
I just the biggest piss in my life
Oh
No, don't buy anything don't buy anything all the reason why I'm buying a but sketch selling right click everything
Sketch sell everything everyone's already all right. That's just I'm gonna try to get us be I'm gonna try to get us be
Same thing
It's probably on wall
Everyone come here, everyone come here.
I'm just like 50 seconds, bro.
They're gonna start tripping, they're gonna start tripping.
Just chill out.
We broke wall.
You can fake some of that, man.
Don't be facepalm there.
You have to, tell me I'm not in for that.
All right, ready?
We're gonna do a hookah explode, all right?
Someone care long.
And then I'll go back site and take my site.
I'm gonna go long bomb, doc.
All right?
Yeah.
I'm waiting.
one of the new
one pump them bro
on site on site there's guns everywhere on site go on site we're on site we're on site it's Jason on site
and now sky and now sky
there's some jason low just a little bit
oh wait all back so this whole time
we have guns we have guns
That's your hand walking
Just fucking
Where by you this round bro, this is I feel like you're gonna
Raise has alts raise is probably gonna be playing a that's where I would play
So
Can you make it to us?
Yeah, I need a fucking schedule
Kill hooker, kill hooker, kill hooker, I didn't kill hooker
Kill hooker, kill hooker, kill hooker
No, I didn't realize this
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
I'll plant it up for money
Yeah, I'll go
I hear it, yeah, uh
Fuck it
It's too deep, bro
Probably, but you can't fucking hit it
I'm gonna actually get dead
I
Have so many hours in this game that I on a run a click and heavy
I can have kids and family and I still won't have much hours in this game
I'm telling about listen now we go away now we go it now we go away now we go away now we go away sketch
Back of the line bro sketch back of the line back in line
I'm rushing I'm just gonna rush. I'm just gonna rush
You can TP it's all good
Okay pushes rushes don't work
yes right here
I'm back
I guess the rushes don't work
I'm weird to fly here buddy
I'm fucking walled off everywhere bro
I'm just fucking pizza
yeah I got bomb bro
they all yeah yeah you're good bro
you're not TQ
went to the ball to break, went to the ball to break, went to the ball to break
All right, there you go.
I think you have it.
I like this, bro.
I like this.
He's left, man.
Is that you or anything?
Guys, come here, come here.
Everyone, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Go on, go on, go on, go on.
One on B minimum.
Someone's sprayed.
Someone's sprayed on site.
There's one B minimum.
30 seconds left.
Close here, close here.
You saw it done.
Behind the box, pilot.
Behind the box, pilot.
They're all there.
Yeah, two heaven ones to see.
Oh, oh, 100, 100.
My health is back.
Come on.
And T, and T, and T.
All right, guys, $1 million.
And T.
That's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Yo, honestly, bro, honestly, I know they're set up now.
Sky, for some reason, is pl-
yo, B is their such big point.
Sky and Plove are on A, which they're two most broken agents,
and they're both playing A.
They have Jason probably on B, because Jason wasn't on A.
This is just running around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's some grind down the alley.
Yeah, on the highway.
And they have Chamber A because you ran into the trip last round.
Yo, we go B every round unless I call something else, okay?
Yo, fuck hookah.
Alright?
There's no need to.
But there's gonna be a player on this side.
Right here, I'm gonna ping on the map.
There's gonna be a player.
Yes, there's always a player in there.
Run up long, run up long, run up long.
I'm smoking.
Are you pull out?
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
In smoke, in smoke.
What do we have all down?
Nice.
That's a nice inside.
Yes!
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
I don't even know bodies are dropers, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Who's that?
Bro just goes quiet and shit that everyone.
Let's go, bro.
I'm gonna move up here.
What is your playlist?
What is your playlist?
Let's not do much things here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm fucking ahead of it right now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, guys.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on.
I'm out of here.
What the fuck?
I don't even know.
I didn't even die, bro.
Let's go.
Come on, guys.
Yeah, let's not like, oh, oh, oh, we have two, and then Mood is like, we have a lot of allies.
Same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing.
Run up long, fuck, hook up, but be aware, there could be someone hook up.
Alright, she's flashing there.
Long, just run, just run, just run, just run.
Okay, under hook up.
Nice.
Ah, hook up, hook up, the shot's done.
Nice.
3v3, 3v3.
Res Mood, Res Mood.
Res Mood, Res Mood.
Same shit, same shit, just long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long
Every round it's not, it's not, it's not broken, if it's not broken it won't take it
Yeah, I have my global, I could run him and bait for you, you know what I mean
Whoa, what did you just say?
On my life you just said the end worth of fuck
I might, you might as well if that's my thought, bro
Whoa, I don't know
Yeah, I'm running in
Are you all team?
No, no, no, no, no, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go
I'm gonna go up!
No, no, no, no, no!
Jake, Jake, come back, please, come back.
Ready to be ready to be.
Everyone is ready to be, everyone is ready to be,
everyone is ready to be.
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Wait, wait, this, please.
There's like a lot here.
No, no, no, there's not.
It's impossible.
It's impossible for there to be.
It's impossible, just go!
I'm multi?
Wait, what?
They're gonna run for my holes.
I don't know.
Oh
Appreciate that bro, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go around
Fuck my life the one second turn it's fine, bro, it's fine
I see that's my fault. Let me tell you all why I did that bro because the cloves smoked long
So I thought they were stacked so I TP'd and then yeah, they were all so
I think I think I think we I think we fake be going everyone run up. Okay, everyone go here. Everyone go here
Wait, wait, wait, I have a free kill. I have a free kill showers. Okay, but I know I'm gonna come you want to come
Fuck, they're gonna say we cheated now.
Dude, jeez.
Gotta go!
I saw someone out. I saw them.
I knew it.
They're smoking now, bro.
Now we play slow. We play slow. Now we play slow.
We play slow. We play slow. We play slow.
Got a trick.
Is there a wall trick?
Okay. Yeah, I think... I think he gets clear.
Nope, one on top box.
You're gonna come back
Just go just go just go I
Get back to you guys out. Let me know. Let me know if you guys want flash flash flash flash flash
On site outside outside nice
Nice bro
I'm telling low Q
Actually I'm not as chasing as I'm going down, no, no, no, no, no
Play, play, 1, 2, 3, I heard 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, like, close, here I'm like,
Watch out, watch out
Yeah, I'm, I'm looking at it, but it's up, it's up
Oh, 1, oh, it's 6, it's 6
It's up, yeah, just played up
I'm both in
One dropped
Nice
I can't pause it, I can't pause it
25 and 9 laws, I don't give a fuck, bro.
The fuck got here?
5 and 9, dude.
Fuck out of here, bro.
Fuck out of here, bro.
I was fucking shit in the whole time.
Fuck that, dude.
We were here.
We were here.
Hey, let him talk.
Let him talk.
I'll walk it down, I'm telling you, bro.
I'll walk everything down, bro.
You're on stage, suck it.
Hey, hey, GG guys.
GG's guys.
GG's guys.
GG's guys.
GG's guys.
GG's guys.
GG's, bro.
Hey Siri FaceTime Jason the mean
Who's next
Sketch sketch sketch. I just want to say something real quick bro sketch you might be our star player right now
I'm gonna give it a buck with you. Yo pilot pilot
We might let you actually fly a fucking plane bro genuinely at this fucking point yo trick
You are the best
Lobby bro Zoink you can zoink on my balls whenever you want to in life, bro
Genuinely, I love you buddy with the five good. Thank you so much buddy buddy me and you buddy me you
We're getting married in Vegas tonight when I win this fucking turn
Let's go, bro. Let's go, buddy. I swear, buddy. Hey, buddy. You can fuck, bro.
Bunny, I look. Wait, you're 17? So, you're 17? No, I'm 18, sure.
Okay, so that's too low, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I take back what I said, bro.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna hop back in the range and I'm gonna make sure
I'm warm, just in case, you know. Wait, Timmy leaked code? Timmy leaked code.
Oh, it's back to back right away. It came to warm up. All right. I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get
Jason's crashing
Reversing who Ron Ron are you sure? Yeah. Yeah
Well, no bracket says that of course. Of course. No, because Lacey the top bracket. We're bottom bracket. So we're missing wrong
Have a good one. I think GG is thanks for the games
You just punch his moth.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, I think he's like a monster.
Yeah, I agree.
You're a great guy.
Y'all these trippin', these trippin'.
Got it.
Sub only.
He's actually mad he's actually mad. No he's in sub only mode he's in sub only mode so he's actually mad.
He's not clip farming anymore. Try he's not clip farming he's not clip farming bro. He's actually mad.
Chachachachachachachachachachachach.
Get him up. Cause you actually was gonna cr-
NAAA NAAA NAAA
What is Lacey doing?
What's good, Muda?
Yo, who just said that?
Hello?
What?
How?
I'm deafened.
Who just said that?
Wait, is Lacey out of the tournament too?
Wait, Lacey's out already?
Muda, Muda.
Who's talking to me right now?
Yo, yo, yo, hello?
Yo.
Hello?
Yo, who the fuck is that?
Yo.
What's up, bro?
Who the fuck is talking to me, bro?
You guys are tripping me out, bro.
I'm deafened.
How are you guys now?
Who the fuck is that?
Yo, who is that?
Hello?
Sumter?
Who the fuck are you?
Who is this guy?
Hura.
Yo.
You ready?
Yo.
Yeah, let's go.
I think it's us versus you, though.
Yeah, I'm putting on 30-second delay, by the way.
30-second delay, because I know your bitch Ash seems nice.
You fucking cheater.
You're putting on a delay on yeah, do you think I'm gonna yeah, yeah, you're gonna stream snipe
You're gonna I read your channel you're literally
You're literally the dude who streams nice people and you win trade you you're putting on the delay
Yo put it on your life. I went right on my life you went right in
Yeah, you're dead
You're literally dying
You're literally dying tomorrow
tomorrow
It's me, Laze, YBG, Poppy, and my mod, who's Silver 2.
Laze is really good though.
Yes, and everyone knew that in the beginning. When he got substitute I said he's good, he beat, I think a mortal, but he's ascended 1-0 or R, so he's basically Diamond.
And then YBG, I don't know what rank YBG is chat, but I picked him second, so anyone could have picked him.
Okay, we need defense first.
If we get defense first, bro, we can win.
I'm not even trolling.
If we get defense first, we can win, right?
Bro, I'm not even going to lie, bro.
I want to put on delay, but my entire team is not going to put on delay, so I can't
even put on delay.
Second of all, I have a feeling Laze is gonna fucking cheat this fucking shitty ass camera man
because this guy is going too fucking, like I don't know bro, like he's not streaming bro
Laze is streaming this, but this guy is not fucking bro, this guy is dying like, he knows all the POVs bro
Like Laze is the camera man, so I know for a fact this guy is
droning on my stream, this guy is going to like, I don't know, Laze is like bro come on bro, like Laze
Laze, I don't know bro, like bro, Laze is already getting like, he has too much aura not to stream tonight
Like lays that's too much or a not to stream said so I don't get shit. So what do I even do bro? Jason is not crying
Is he actually crying dude? Stop saying you're crying, bro
I genuinely don't know about it.
I don't know about it.
IRL streamer of the year at least.
My IRL streamer of the year at least
Muda Muda your shit, bro. You're shit. I
Seven for you. I
Fucking own I own your entire team besides pilot pilots actually off Adderall and every fucking
Performance drug possible
What happened
Yo, uh, Ron, Ron, Ron, Ron, get the fuck out of my voice chat first of all, you fucking
pussy, and I don't have to talk to my teammates.
Actually, but if you want to talk to my teammates, I'm going to talk to your teammates.
Yo, Liz, get your fattass out of your fucking, your fattass, out of your fucking bag of
chips.
Get me the code, get me the code, get me the code, get me the code.
Second of all, yo.
I'll get the code, I'll get the code, I'll get the code, I'll get the code.
Hey, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, I just
wanted to say...
How are you today?
What?
Oh god.
I'm doing amazing poppy poppy poppy. What did you eat today?
I had noodles okay, okay cool cool cool. What did you eat?
Um, I
Oh, yeah, the cold
I'm getting the code. Um
Put it in general. I'll put it in general. Why do I hear a little uzi verse?
No, I have a feeling this is ladies doing that too. Because I don't know what you are pretty job, but it's a pretty general general general general
Yes, sir. Yes, sir
Poppy, how old are you?
21
We're matching.
We're matching.
We're matching.
We're matching.
We're matching.
I'm 21, too.
Yeah, there's Poppy.
There's Poppy know about the 15 girls that she talked to.
Yeah, hello.
Oh, hey.
Yeah, what's good about it?
Yeah, what's good about it?
All right.
All right.
Let's lock in.
Um, I gave you all the code, by the way, the codes in general chat.
The codes in general chat.
Oh, I see it.
Chot one map should we put on Chot.
Yo, hey guys, hey Gigi.
Hey, Jason, Jason, Jason, at least.
Everybody accept that fucking cheater on your fucking team.
Who's cheater?
This place, you cannot win at anything in life
unless you cheat.
You fat, nose, long face, ass, bitch.
Yo, who cheater?
Damn.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, it's all game, bro.
Hey, let him talk, bro.
Let him talk, let him talk.
I'd be mad too bro, I'd be mad too bro, I'd be mad too.
Yo, Lay's you're chopped, Lay's you're chopped.
Poppy, Poppy, Poppy, Poppy.
Poppy, you were a very good drama player.
Wait, Ruta, Poppy said that she beat you in Swiftplay earlier.
Yeah, I did.
Wait, what?
I did.
When?
Were you streamed when I was playing with Agents?
Like literally an hour ago? Two hours ago?
When I was playing with Agents.
Yeah.
So you stream sniped me.
What?
Poppy, it's okay, you can stream set me in.
That's a crazy allegation.
Poppy, you can stream set me any day you want, girl.
All right, anyway, Ron, you're fucking fat.
Second of all, you're Indian.
Third of all, you're fucking chomp.
Lays, lays, lays, lays, I wanna tell you about Lays.
Now look at this clip that you read your chat, buddy.
I read my chat.
I could close it one, no, no, no, no, right hand up.
Oh, I love it.
No, no, no, no, right hand up.
God strike me down on everything I love.
I did not read my chat for any coordinates
any any info walla walla walla walla
dark
what no hey siri face that Jason will
mean you are not about to fucking tell
me a fucking cheater you fucking
lizard eyes fucking lizard eyes fucking
alien you're not even from my fucking
planet
not even from my fucking planet I mean
I'm not even my fucking channel
yo first of all first of all first
of all no no no I'll let you talk
I'll let you talk! I'll let you talk! I'll let you talk!
I'll let you...
Listen. On my life, on everything I love, God kill me if I'm lying. I did not reach out to cheat against you, bro.
No, on everything I love. I don't care what clip it is. I can just red chat for a millisecond.
I was gonna wish you like IRL shimmer the year and shit, but that made me sad bro because I look up to you bro
And you're just gonna call me a cheater
Yes, that's just crazy bro
Like I don't know bro like I don't know man
I know bro like you know I came to this industry. They're all calling me Pinocchio like like fucking Pinocchio
Usopp, you know, I have a thousand nicknames, bro
No, someone that I've Jason the lean nipples like what does that even fucking mean bro?
What if Jason the lean ass nipples even fucking me like there's a million nicknames for me. I don't understand I
Actually don't understand. I don't understand. There's a thousand fucking nicknames for me
I don't actually don't understand, bro. I actually don't understand like you know Pinocchio
I don't understand, bro.
I did not cheat, dude.
That's not nice, bro.
Chat type one if you think I cheated.
Chat type one if you think I cheated.
Type two.
I think it was legit, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Y'all deserve to get banned, bro.
Yeah, y'all deserve to get banned.
Like, literally deserve to get banned, bro.
Y'all literally deserve to get banned.
Like bro, I am a rank one in two different continents.
Obviously I'm gonna do good, bro.
Come on, you know this, bro.
You know this, now stop, dude.
Don't try to take me out of my flow, bro.
You know what, bro?
Y'all are with the propaganda,
and y'all are trying to get me out of my flow.
That's not about to happen, bro.
Not about to happen.
Still, I need to watch my LeBron James
and it's was carrying me right now.
another edit actually what's that let me see are we ready pretty sure if I'm not
mistaken Joe was like raging me around a couple times I don't know my chat told
me that I don't know wait I don't know it's my chat he I don't fucking know this
is hard to laying bro there's so many chatters bro I don't even know what's
what but I'm getting the blame for someone else Adam the call Adam the
I don't go. Oh my god, Joe is still dead-ass watching
Holy shit
Yo, you said I want to say thank you for visiting earth you fucking alien
All right, and I even from my fucking you're not even from my continent
You're not even from my my my my galaxy my milky way you said once a GG though, bro
I appreciate you for you know, let us win this game, bro
I appreciate you means a lot to me you said and uh, you know, I don't know what you're good at
I don't know. I haven't really indulged in your car. I don't know if you're like an IRL specialist
I don't know if you play more for rivals. I don't know if you play Rainbow Six Siege, but uh, wait, would I watch Jinxie stream this drama?
Ron take care of it
JXD said that, I don't think YBG should be banned, JXD falls, JXD's chat was also slightly wrong, and I think JXD misinterpreted it as he joined our discord call.
He did not use party chat, we wouldn't have lost either way, that's all I was saying.
I'm not mad at YBG, I'm rated him, stop picking your nose, mid fucking call.
So boys, it looks like we're on the same page here.
Yeah, I'm not as honest as you, I think it's just-
Really bro, so I invite YBG and that's what he's doing. I invite YBG
If it isn't mr. Rizzler himself, oh wait, hold on a second
Big big nose wind trader here. Okay. Oh, you have you have the stream on the second monitor
Literally did not win trade didn't stream snipe didn't read any chat. No, I'm just say myself hi kai. How are you?
Good, how are you? I'm doing amazing. It's nice to it's nice to see you and you know in the space again
We miss you. Thank you. Thank you, and we hope you you were blessed. I hope you're blessed
Raw dog. Oh, listen put it on your life. You're not gonna stream snipe or do anything
No, hey jackass. I'm not like you know, I've you know, I've on my life. Well, you have never streamed
I'm sure you don't know 20 25 kills 80 ping by the way 80 ping by the way jackass
What did you guys beat by the way?
Okay, I
Feel so bad you guys will get us
No, I only want to carry in here is gonna be kind of and kind of I swear on everything
I love I was gonna pick you but this dumb ass fucking picked you first
So yeah, anyway, good luck guys. Take care of your fucking. You're still chopped. Why hi
Your hair is literally thinning bro. Love love you
Bro, I actually can't wait for trip to the new computer bro. That's gonna be generational to be families
Yo ladies, I just want to say next time you do an IRL for stable makes you hold the camera correctly bro stop shaking
Would you say here your nose is a fucking blocking everything?
What are you fucking cheating, bro, huh?
I personally you're a win trader one. I saw you read your side of the clip to
So I know I so you know what I know exactly type of person why I personally invite you into this fucking tournament and that's what you said
You did you wouldn't even you did oh
Not a single thank you no straight to okay the allocations and yeah, you're right
You know what it's the other type of guy to just bite the hand that fed them, you know, and you know what for that case
I'm gonna tell Jason to stop reading you after your streams
I don't even know what's happening.
Yo, yo, yo, wanna do flight crew?
FTC!
Flight team stand up!
Yo, what's good, Ebro?
How was it last night?
How was it last night?
I know, did it last night.
Yeah, that was good, was good, was good.
Bug one, bug one, crotie.
Dude, Oni made you?
Yeah!
And I flew to fucking Switzerland, and it sucked his dick for it, bro.
What do y'all want?
I did my thing, Ebro, I sucked his dick.
It's crazy, that's not even Lark.
It's not, it's not Lark, it's literally what happened, you know?
Bro, anyone who helps me grow in this space, you know, I'm thankful for, bro.
Like, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will pray for you.
You know, I'll pray for you. I'll do so much, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
That's just how it is, bro.
Wait, Muda, Muda, Muda.
Yo, yo, yo, that was good.
If someone helps you grow, then you help them grow.
Yeah, of course, bro. Exactly.
It's in a different way.
It's in a different way, bro.
That's how it is, bro.
That's all it is, bro.
What map, what map are we playing? Do we know?
We're playing Lotus. Why I think Lotus is good is because it's going to be very easy for Sketch to throw on a wall on the sea site, but also it's five.
It's actually not an auto like that. There's going to be five.
Wait, one map are we playing?
There's five maps. No, I don't like that. There's five.
Okay, we can do, we can do. I don't think we do Breeze. We should not.
Perl, Sage is bad for Perl.
Bro, I don't, okay.
Oh, you split.
It depends on how.
I'm not good at split, to be honest.
I know split. I don't know Perl. I don't know.
Chat fractures open but Sage isn't really the best
Yeah, Muda. Yeah, what map?
You get picked map I want defense
Okay, but but you also got to fix this ping this ping it wrong
Here we'll do Texas we'll do Texas here is Texas better for you guys
Let me see hold on holy
team can't use the brain already get offensive play going
wait we played north virginia i think
mom let me see let me see north virginia north virginia
24 50 35 23 42 it's not this is good this works
do you guys like texas or virginia better wait no no wait georgia what's
georgia look like we look at georgia georgia
it's even worse for us we play georgia we play georgia yeah but it's even worse
than north virginia for ron let me see
No, no, no, never mind. It's worth for him.
It's like mixed, bro. It's whatever y'all want. I don't care because we all get the same thing. I don't care.
Let's just play Georgia, so we've just played him as well.
Um, what map?
One stack. Let me see if my team is good.
Pick three maps and we'll choose from that.
Okay, uh, Split is one of them.
Pearl is another one, and then we could do...
Split, Pearl, and Bind. Split, Pearl, and Bind.
What about Lotus?
We can do Lotus if you want. Well, that's three. He said pick three.
My team, what map do you think?
I like Bind. I can do Bind. I like Bind, but it's not shall.
I think he said team.
Oh.
Pearl and maps?
Bind, Pearl, Split.
He's picking all attack-sided maps because he wants defense first and old
Yeah, we're not gonna do that true defense. Yeah, we'll team team team. He has defense. We're not doing split. That's just cancer
Yeah, that's true true. We should play haven again. Not not about show
Wasn't even in top three by the way, so
Blind pearl split you're shaking your nose around on your screen. Yes. I'm looking at your screen. Yes
I'm down for buying buying like the most noob from the map for anyone that has like you on defense though
I'm not picky bro. I'm not picky. It's like a pretty fair matchup. I'm not really not really true. Wait, they said I'm bad, bro
Oh my gosh. No way you're bad, dude stable. Thank you, bro stable. Thank you, bro
Oh
Just kiss the wall bro. All right play by fucking this play bind. We'll play by I'm down
Wait, you guys just already cooked bro. Come on. Walk in. All right. All right. You're right. You're right
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, George. Okay, so see you guys
Okay, so see you guys are picking the map. Can I get connected to choose the oh no we chose defender?
Sorry. All right. You guys ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, that's not a word. You can choose the map
Wait, hold on. We got a this defense attack. I'm gonna see that we can't have we out of coin flip that
What do you mean, you guys choose map, I choose map.
Okay then if we're choosing map, what map do you want guys?
Let's pick any map in the whole game, what map?
Okay, so it's gotta be, it's gotta be,
what's in the map for right now?
YBG, what are you doing at?
What maps am I good at?
Yes, your best map.
My best map would be either Haven, Ascent, Bind, Lotus,
Grief, Split, Fracture.
Yo, okay, okay, okay, run on on.
I'll tell you the map center and Rink to play right now.
Bind.
Lotus and Pingdiff.
Fuck, really Pingdiff.
Find, fracture, haven, lotus, pearl, or splits.
I mean, if my team all wants a Lotus, I'm down, bro.
Oh, Lotus is not a bad show.
By the way, there's a ping diff.
Just wanna let you guys know.
Yeah, I know there's no chance of-
Abin, you want a Lotus?
I'm out of the chat, I'm choosing A server for you guys.
Yeah, there's no servers that help us
unless they wanna go-
What is Lotus?
Oh, Gigi.
Wait, maybe we should play Haven or something like that.
Hey, I'm down for Lotus, guys!
I'm down for Lotus!
I'm down for Lotus.
We definitely haven't
What do y'all want, y'all want haven't?
Papi, what map do you want?
Let's do haven't then, y'all want haven't?
I haven't been saying haven't
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, let's do it!
No stream sniping, don't be weird bro
Yeah, yeah, I'm serious
Cause I'll tell my whole time to put on guard
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Someone said party members are not ready
Pelรฉ and Sagan
Give me one moment, let me tell them already
one sec okay okay I don't know what it is man wait jingsy is best to be saying
wait is why would you ban he's saying so I'm live right now
yo guys are you all ready yeah I'm ready bro yeah all right yo same it's gonna be
a different map but sova works even better this map right Haven are y'all
familiar with Haven? Yeah, but Haven, are you all familiar with Haven?
I'm pretty sure. The three-site map, it's been since beta, if you've ever put it to
beta, second of all sketch, you're gonna go, sketch, you're gonna go sage again,
okay, and you're gonna play C. Okay. Tournament mode? Why tournament mode? Oh,
okay, fax, fax, fax. That's good, chat, that's good. Alright chat, I'm gonna try
not to re-chat this game because they literally fucking saw it instead of like
sniping or some shit, so I'm just gonna end here. Yeah. Wait chat, no,
The walling C is better than walling B, you know.
Is walling B really better?
Walling B and garage better?
Slopey W.
No, no Chad, don't put E-Motorly.
No, no, no, I'm not putting E-Motorly, bro.
I'm not putting E-Motorly, bro.
I just want a close chat or something.
Bro, I'm not cheating, bro.
Dude, oh my God, it's both of you.
All right, are y'all ready?
Party members not ready.
Pilot, Zoink, and Sagan.
Are y'all like warming up?
I am in the range.
Okay, yeah, get out, get out, get out.
leave that you know where it's on the start
beat how do you what how do you how do you get out of here just press escape go to the
exit and then exit not to make the exit to make money not to exit the game okay
havens havens the one with fucking that's one right here yeah ABC ABC ABC I love this
Matt no it's not can someone tell me what's the best thing to say dual is it not see
Long oh yeah, I think so I don't think I think one minute
And I
You garage is also good, bro reversing kite. No, we're not missing. Okay. We're not
Kind is the only person I'm like
She's been in retirement for a day something we're good. No, who are we scared about yeah?
You know what bro pilot if we win this fucking shit, bro me you Bahamas
What do you mean when we win brother? We are winning. I'm like Rob's getting swatted
What?
Someone in my chat said that, I swear to god.
Wait, what?
Yeah, no, they're out there.
Did you see them?
Oh yeah, I've seen them right now.
Fuck.
Wait, yeah, she is.
Oh, is that the K-9?
Is that the fuck?
Wait!
Wait!
No.
Stop listening to your chat.
You have 15k viewers that are going to start trolling now.
Alright.
So, I need to start...
Okay, I need to like mentally compare myself, bro,
because this shit is started.
Alright.
All right, who are we um, bro, I can't I can't believe chat anymore, bro. It's it's all right
Oh, okay. Can I get back into the range? Oh if you want to yeah
And may not be nothing
Really I just have so much like energy, but I don't know if I'm like, you know, I mean I guess I shouldn't shit
and it
And Ron's eating so what it's uh, no, no, I'm gonna be actually I know what I just
I'm leaving it screwed
I'm gonna be honest with you, Nuda. Yeah, I took uh
Lines of cocaine and two Adderall's today three white monsters. I'm not even trying to funny pilot. Did you just say that?
Are you in kicker? What are you on?
Which?
Hi, so you just
Oral oral oral allegedly
All right, what's up?
kidding are we good yeah the people that swaps guys you do realize whoever
swaps this house they never ever come in door on it literally just come here to
officer came in was like yeah we know it's a troll blah blah blah he just
does a helicopter never they literally don't come in with they know who we are
like this a waste of roads is it swatting actually like swatting is
Actually crazy bro chat bro, please. I shame I'm your fucking
Yo, I
Touchdown and I let him take care of some things and oh, bro
They knew not to come in where to my dad's they came in listen. They say where's
Already are you already
I know you look good girl
No all right everyone back up everyone back out I won't back out everyone back out everyone back out
You know were y'all ready are you ready or are you already
Okay, I do a bumper clip
All right, my team's ready are you guys ready guys are y'all ready?
Yeah, I'm ready I'm ready
All right, y'all ready? Yo, Ron. Ron, Dut, Poppy, Phat, okay.
Enjoy your perm, man, bro.
Yeah, I'm the drinks attorney.
How is that? All right, let's go.
My teammate's living.
All right, let's go. Let's go.
All right, everyone kill. Everyone kill. Don't lock anything. Don't lock anything.
Everyone try to untie the grenade.
You're Mike. You're Mike, dude.
All right, yes. Yes, yes. I like that.
Sage, you can go Reina. I'm going to go Neon.
Check, go, clove, clove works, and then ZOINs go soba, ZOINs go soba.
Same comp?
Yes sir.
No need to over complicate it.
Alright, first of all, I need to go to the talk.com and look at some LeBron at the
I feel like I'm locked in.
One of these ones shot us.
I got locked in.
Let's go.
Let's walk in.
Alright bro.
It may not mean nothing to y'all, but understand nothing was done for me.
I'm gonna be on top of it all
I want this shit forever. Let's go yo, all right
Run see local
Catch camera only
Set she gonna run over here
Every round every round you're gonna you're gonna wall this
Sketch all right, you're gonna wall this and if I and if I tell you one round you want to wall this
I'll tell you to wall this okay look at your math
Wait wait wait!
Can you not walk on that guy?
Peek it, do some British.
Set the count.
Yo, we need multiple A by the way.
Sova come A!
Sova every round you play A.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I'm gonna peek to A!
I'm gonna peek red.
Yo yo yo!
Am I putting it straight for me?
No no no no!
Not yet!
Not yet, not yet, not yet!
Not yet, I'll play it.
Scythe for outside A, Scythe for outside A.
Wait, there's two out there.
Two out of front, they fall.
I'm just gonna...
Coming B!
Coming B!
Yeah, one to the left.
One to the left.
Okay, we'll start walling B.
push it, push it, push it
one more on site, one more
last player standing
one enemy remaining
that's all you need to do
no shit
hey who is that, who is that, who is Phoenix
who is Phoenix, who is Phoenix
no you can't
hey who is that, who is that, who is that
please, please
nice
he's over, he's over, he's over
All right, I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get I'll get one guy
It's that physically impossible the other team is fucking terrible. So does it matter? Yeah, it's one round
He's gonna slow down the field. He's near the field
Oh my god, if I remember Lacey's chop
Yo, yo sketch don't please sketch again you got a you got a wall
All what I do every round every round in the wall, but I see her see her see
Dirt Dirt
I didn't slide why didn't I slide
We're not to lose that round anyways
Um sketch every round sketch every round wall see or garage, okay?
Okay
all right well all right we need to lock in guys all right that's why you're
supposed to lose that's on me that's on me that's on me right right right I
win this on that they have shit guns you have better guns this is around we
I'm gonna start Vian and just Neon rotate wherever we want to.
sketch sketch sketch okay okay who is that why is he Thanos go why is it why is
that yo yo who actually okay we can't tell that yo yo what
one okay yo sketch I fucking love you bro sketch same thing sketch same
thing same thing same thing I don't know
I'm out of here
This force, force whatever you can
I'm gonna play garage with your wall, okay?
Wall
Neon wall
Smoke, smoke
They're coming fast, they're coming fast
Yeah
Someone go away you'll never never leave a joint never leave a by the way unless like unless yeah unless be calming
Don't take a fight. They don't fight. Don't fight. No numbers. What numbers? What numbers?
I have full charge and I can wall him off if they pursue that.
Wall broke garage.
Yeah, I got a garage.
I have one smoke.
No, I still.
Adjoining long.
One step long.
I think it's still going to be long, honestly.
Door!
Door!
Yeah.
Smoke, smoke, smoke.
I think it's not gonna be long, honestly.
Door! Door!
Smoke, smoke, smoke!
He's out, he's out, he's out, he's out.
One enemy right there.
On the right, on the right.
I should love you, I should love you, I should love you.
They're alive, kid, they're alive.
Same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing.
Bro, I didn't see one.
Yeah, I mean you could, you know what, you know what, you could leave A,
But it's just good info because both these guys don't these guys don't know how to shift
So sometimes they'll just make noise, bro
Yeah, I need buy any buy any buy any buy
Oh sketch by press B sketch sketch press B and then look at the top left as a viz. This is by Vandal
Sketch this by band on the left side
Sketch well that thing again sketch I told you well every round
I'm moving on him, he's down.
Runch, Runch, we're doing a chuck from-
There it be, there it be.
Trick, I love you bro.
Nice trick.
Okay, nice trick.
I'm not holding, I'm not holding.
Actually, I'm not holding.
I'm killing a Cypher.
Good vulnerable.
Nice bro.
He's not me.
He's not me.
He's not me.
He's not me.
He's not me.
He's not me.
He's not me.
He's not me.
Yo, I like that wall garage force them to either
Yo, yo this guy this guy lays he's gonna start slowing down right now, but
No, no, no pilot you're good
Dude I can't get a fucking kill him, yeah, I sketched just give one to go on maybe all them if you're up
All right, I guess is rich. I mean I'm a lot of it. Uh, it's a little press me. Yeah, I got you. Okay. This is a like
We're gonna need to take...attacks out of map.
We just need to get... lets get like, lets get seven or nine.
Or eight.
Wait, can I get, can I get uh...can someone buy me?
Or no.
Oh shit.
Yes.
What do you want?
We gotta miss.
We gotta miss, we gotta miss.
Good wall?
Long.
I think they're all
He's out
He's fucking stunned
Nowhere to run
That's Hagi
Back up, he's back, nice
He's back, he's back
Yes sir!
Yeah
Yo, I'm gonna play be this is so OP bro, I'm gonna play be sketch you all garage every round and we just float bro
Just float this flow
Bro, I just I just I just chill on a
I like that like this. You'll you'll know bro. You'll know if they're there anyway, you'll know
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice!
Hey, slow and stable is the race trick.
No hands, bro.
No hands if I could, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Okay, bro.
And six, bro.
Sixty and six.
How do you mean this?
How do you mean this?
I'm 18, but it's all good.
All right.
All right.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
All garage play in a corner sketch inside the garage hold your wall
You know um pilot hold long see you'll know right away. They're there. Don't take the fight though. Just get for it
They don't garage are they in
Give you in beat your time
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Let's go!
Let's go!
We start.
Fuck it, bro.
We start.
I'm not sure if you're going for 40, bro.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go, baby.
Let's go.
This is not even large.
I know.
Ah, you're a super fast.
I know.
I know.
Woo!
Go, go!
What?
Yeah.
Gotta go!
Yeah.
There you go.
There's a lot of rounds to get on defense, too.
This is this is this is this is this is
Cause we don't even know what that is
Let's get 9 fuck y'all let's get 9
Well honestly bro let's get 9
Same things, same things get you
While this
Pushing, pushing
Yeah yeah I hear it I hear it
I'm gonna go
Pushing the artists fuck
Watch out
Joke's over
Watch this
No go go
So you're running up window?
Yeah
Maybe
Go go go!
They could be up B.
Yeah, I heard one outside.
I think they're wrapping it.
Wrapping it.
Yeah, you're wrapping it, wrapping it, wrapping it, wrapping it.
Yeah, hit one short, hit one short, hit one short!
I think he's back.
No!
Up, already.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
I did not know he was up.
Alright, bros, I'm looking.
Alright bros, I'm just gonna wait.
I
Flash is rough when it's running on yo yo yo yo yo should we just let skate a sketch run in sketch come here
She went through
Just went through wait. I have to go through. We're getting a meeting. I'm getting a sketch ready. Yeah
Let's go. Run through. Run through. Go through. Go through. Run through. Run through. Run through. Run through. Go through. Go here
I hold up you guys all the way all the way
Say outside outside
Oh
No way he DC'd again, bro.
Oh my god.
Wait, Trick-Crat, wait.
Oh my god, again.
Dude, this kid is not streaming.
I'm not throwing.
No!
Does he ever do three months?
Bro, no way.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
How do we call him?
Oh god, wait again.
Oh, how do we call him?
How do we call him?
Bro, sketch, did I just realize something?
What?
Like, well, Trick-DC and you were instantly like, no, no, no, like, you're carrying
on.
I just realized something like what trick PC and you're into like no no no like
you're caring about us so much I just love the way that you're caring about
this team in general that this team is my life right now I'm gonna put it all
the line when that went in a play like that for you just fucking run out and
just like find out what they're at you know what I'm just ready to you know
I'm just gonna beat you with my ult, and I'm in.
I fucking, the way I've dashed it, I can't even expect that.
I can't even get one.
Is that good?
Tricks on fucking fire, bro.
I know you fucking...
Ooh, get better at this shit.
Yo, guys, I'm back. I'm sorry, bro.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
Bro, it's just because I'm trying to stream this,
but my PC isn't good, bro, so I'm...
Keep fucking DC.
When is TAP gonna buy Trick of PC?
No, literally, thanks bro.
Yeah, my back for Waston Bullets probably gotta get my aim training.
I'm loading it, I'm loading it.
Can I just like sell and rebuy for bullets?
Yeah.
Bro, I'm not, bro, I am not, I'm not even looking at...
Bro, you guys are gonna get in my head, bro, shut up.
I am not, I'm not sniping or I'm not even looking at chat, bro.
Like y'all gotta trip out, bro.
That is annoying bro. I didn't even look at chat like once don't listen to this chat. I know I know Loki. Yeah, you're a right
Oh, let me know you're in the game on pause
I check maybe you shouldn't stream thoughts
I want to stream bro.
I know but like for the first place.
Dude.
Advise bro.
What?
You can do it.
Make it happy bro.
Yeah no.
Like what do you like?
Okay.
If I crush again I'll uh, I won't stream.
It's not gonna be a way.
Like wait wait wait.
What are you streaming setting?
Maybe just turn them down.
Like maybe just for streaming to high quality.
My PC just has like a memory thing.
Like I like to use it when I use too much memory.
I think this happens in the stream.
Buy him up if you see me!
You should stream and then close your browser.
I think chat may lag you too.
Okay, I'm loaded in. I'm loaded in.
But I want everything to like...
You want it?
Your site should type R.
Okay. I think we're good.
R.
T. C.
Alright, sorry.
no one on the other team said yeah
run are you ready yeah I'm paused I'm paused I'm paused I'm paused
all right we're gonna go yo ladies I did not know you like this bro thank you
Thank you
I didn't think it was so bad
I
Oh
Yeah
I'm sorry. I wrote that or no, yeah, they're sliding through sure
Just trying to live
One enemy remaining.
Spike down.
Check, watch, check, watch.
I don't know, wall is not broken.
V maybe?
V?
Uh, enemy or man.
It can be enemy or man bomb.
No man bomb, man bomb.
Nice.
Holy fuck, they gotta jump.
Holy shit.
Bro, let's just buy two enemy.
Damn!
They're calling fakes?
Alright, alright, alright.
Now, I mean, they're the last round.
That was a weak ass fake.
Let's do that.
That was a lot.
No, no.
I should fall for it.
I mean that was a lot no no I should fall for a low key I'm on a
No, listen listen low key don't over rotate instantly unless like you know 100%
Also, I didn't think it was so bad, bro. I need to get this so bad
Maybe I just don't want to be annoying bro. It's okay. I'll just put a couple more rounds
Last round it's common you want smoke
I'm gonna leave!
Where's your hand?
I'm here!
I'm tight!
Nice, bro!
Let's fucking go!
I'm in spawn just through 360s, fuck it!
That's what I was saying!
I'm not.
I'm right.
All right.
This is.
Attacking is low key.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
It's a little annoying.
It's a little annoying.
So, so, we're gonna call,
we're gonna call a fake.
Everyone go see trick.
Come A trick, trick, come A.
You're just gonna smoke right.
Trick, you're gonna throw smokes down
for here and here.
Everyone go long, sketch go long.
Everyone go long.
No one make noise no one peek it no one make noise no one peek it please don't do anything or we're gonna lose right instantly
Don't peek it. Don't make it
Yes
They're with it from beat and go go see go see go see go see go see go see
Camera camera
We don't smoke remember we don't smoke
I'm out. Oh wait. Oh, they're in the hole.
I need it.
Oh.
Now we can go all the way.
Everyone go away. Everyone go away. Run it. Run it. Run it.
Run it. Run it. Run it. There's one.
Sketch you have bombs. Sketch run it.
Sketch. Sketch. Sketch. Come with us. Sketch.
Run run run.
Nice go.
Watch out for the huge.
You can go A long.
Yeah, I'll cut. I'll cut.
I'm dropping one smoke for...
eleven.
I
Was looking at fucking mini map, bro. Oh, yeah, this my smoke
60 60 on bread 60 on bread 60 60 60 60 60 60 60 was it was mid
Could be fighting me now
Was mid hit 60
I like this. I love this, bro.
Play for Tap.
I like this. I love this, bro.
Play for Tap.
Yeah!
In the back, bruh.
Drake, you were on fucking fire, bruh.
Fucking hell.
Oh, look at that fucking leader, bro.
Let's go. Keep it up.
There's not enough.
Alright, wait, wait, wait.
There's not enough.
There's not enough.
I
Buys finger that's what I buy, but you're raining and doesn't matter just buy whatever you want
Like if I were you I would buy like go guardian. No, no, no go guardian full go guardian full a low key
I'm just like that. All right, you'd buy full show then
I don't think if things gonna work tonight, honestly, I don't think I believe you say be look actually now they have shotguns probably
No, no, don't don't everyone
He's going to go ahead.
Just show, just show.
You know what?
He's right on mid.
One's running up A.
Nice, they're fighting mid, speed A.
Speed A, speed A, they're fighting mid, speed A, speed A.
I'm not coming back.
No, no, no, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Nice!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
They're all behind you.
Nice.
I'm grabbing my lure.
Sketch, get bomb on.
sketch get bomb gone
fire here
good time guys
care flake
can be having a flake
i'm watching churner
when do you get your res...
one churner one churner 80
float off
oh long long going long going
yeah yeah yeah
you tell me I'm going to
nice one more
short short short short short short short
come on
guys grab guns grab guns grab guns
oh my god
get 21
Thank you and my life shields fucking bro oh my god
oh my god I was sexy bro I was fucking sexy it's shit bro split garage
split garage we're gonna split garage we're gonna split garage everyone go
long everyone go long so but come here so much full charge double dart full
charge my order right click twice right click twice hit that wall
I'm not ulting. I can't hit a fucking shot but I didn't see him.
Alright, rushing is not good. Fuck rushing, fuck rushing, fuck rushing, fuck rushing, fuck
rushing.
Yeah, it's best left, best left.
I'm broke.
Yeah, I'm down.
Probably, but I think that's like two more rounds.
Wait, maybe Eagles?
Yeah, we're going to go beat the shot, we're going to go beat the shot, we're
going to go beat the shot.
I'm looking for a red dot.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, we're going to go beat the shot, we're going
to get a red dot.
Nah, I'm not by share from the wind, thoughts.
Okay, listen listen listen. Let's go be let's go be
We're gonna go be from lower like this
Right everyone get your map right now. I don't look at your map. I don't look at your map top life. Listen
We're gonna walk up like this and we're gonna go up through be okay. I have a flash
I'm playing anti on the Phoenix flash girl
Okay, I'm gonna drop smokes
I have my old we can find something nice one also see yo I dropped the shot
on the ground some of it is up
everyone thanks though
I'm sorry I'm sorry
He's here, here, here.
Nice, brother.
Let's go.
Oh, what's going on?
Grab an angle, grab an angle.
Give me anywhere, give me anywhere, give me anywhere.
Where was this guy?
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.
Hit 80.
Nice.
I just got into a fuckin' mine.
Last time Ron ran down short so go short
One more CT, one after another!
He's right, is he right side?
Here, running, running, running.
He's having self. Has to be having.
CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT, CT.
Nice, man.
Holy shit, yeah, man, bro.
My god.
But not really not really not really not really I'm holding for sure
Where we go where we go I
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm rebooting you guys play slow cuz I'm still alive
I am where's the plan?
Backseat at all bro, that's all
I need to get time out bro. I'm like I need to get pissed.
I know I'm gonna get pissed too bro. I'm gonna get pissed.
Alright. Go bro! I love that.
Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm not gonna fuck bro.
Holy shit bro.
Alright.
Alright.
Holy cow.
Who's next? Is it Finals or is it?
Wait, Tricks dropped 40?
What?
Why am I trying to say all?
You dropped like 50 bro.
Oh yeah bro. We actually dropped 60.
That's 32 plus 27
Holy fuck low key low key low key low key lays first two rounds had my heart drop down to my fucking cock
No, no, he was
Who the fuck why is lays even that good that makes no sense that literally makes no crack
No, no that literally makes no sense
But what he put he pistol buddy, bro that low key check me out for a second that low key
Yeah, we almost lost that other round I didn't think if I see a water up because if you drink the more water
You drink the better you play drink more water. Yo, yeah, Muda, bro. Yeah, who's that?
No, I'm gonna grab my game. Yeah, hello. I was talking. Yo Muda, bro. Hey, thank you for inviting me to this
Thank you for having me bro
Ahhhh bro, bro, bro, bro.
No, no, no, no.
You big nose long nose fucking dirty pieces.
What the fuck!
You big nose fuck!
And he fucking left that fucking pussy. No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, someone called you to get a YBG ban on for segments, bro.
Someone get YBG ban for segments. What the fuck was that?
I got I got distracted okay wait what's the bracket is it finals I'm like
let me look at the semifinals or no the finals are you sure it's all stupid oh
yeah it's fun it's fun I'm against two we're probably going against Asian no
look at it yeah who are we playing yeah wait other games still going on it's
It's 9-6.
Is it Simi's or what is this?
Wait, it's BO3.
Final is the best of three, I think.
Yeah, they're locked.
They're locked.
Come on, you can check these fucking freezers.
Bro, please stop freezing on me, bro.
I'm trying to read.
Like, come on, bro.
Like, I bet people are just loving the Sova gameplay,
so everyone's typing, right?
Hello.
I'm muted.
Oh my god, I'll get it, I'll get it as uh, Lacey.
I don't think he's that bad.
Please show me chat. Yes! I can see you guys.
Holy finals bro, we're in finals.
We're in the finals?
Yeah, we're in finals.
Yes bro, sketch, we're in the finals.
Let's fucking go!
Fucking finals man.
Let's fucking go!
Yeah, we can't show it, bro. We might be going against God day. God is really good.
Go.
I think I'm the best LARPers ever.
Yo, who here is streaming by the way?
Well, me.
Me.
Okay.
You guys are live?
Yeah.
Chad, is it shameless if we put it on the label?
I don't trust going gets fucking bucky bro. I'm not gonna lie chat on my life
Are you sure you're positive you're positive on state? Yeah, but I love them for two years. Yeah, okay? Okay? Okay? Okay?
Cuz bro my life. I'm gonna forget. Oh my god, Yugi. You're so ugly Yugi. You are so annoying
Oh, yeah, Yugi you are actually so annoying, but you are always on my dick
You are always on my dick you are always on my dick you are always on my dick bro
Yeah, matter of fact, I'm calling you. I'm calling you. I'm calling you guys. I'm gonna you game calling bro
ugly fuck by the way ugly fuck by the way ugly fuck by the way
Yeah, well first of all why
How does it feel to win a tournament by streets might be the mini map is not too far turns the left
You're looking at the chat and you and you also laugh you also laugh them I should but you laugh at my chat before you fucking
Oh, which you kind of destroyed the whole team. So I'm wondering bro. How does it feel?
Can I show you what my POV is brother? I don't want to see your POV of course you're just changing
You're literally changing as we speak brother. Yo, yeah, you get first of all bro your job second of all
My girl does it does a girl reading me right now poppy. Thank you so much for the 1,000 viewer raid
My lady I see sorry. That's disrespectful to say
You are very respectful and you are very you played very well that game poppy
And I want to say poppy you you played that game very well and your team sold you and if you ever
He's stream sniping it don't even matter he's free time
You were never able to win that game because he was looking at a second monitor brother
Well, there's multiple BLBs and clips that you stream said but it's okay. You only made it to ready in in that way, bro
You only made it to radio right away. That's just that's simple bro. That's simple. You are a cheater, bro
I knew it and bro. I hope you're happy about this win out here happy about this way you fuck your streets
I'm not even over yet. I have any one second of all stop saying that shit. I should hurt my feelings third of all
Yo, come on dude, but dude, dude, dude, you're not even in the tournament talking about some bullshit like bro
Bro, no come on bro because I'm watching. I'm watching everything bro. I'm watching everything on the side
So put it on your mom's life. I'm sniping. I don't have a mom. I have two dads
I
Is front way back way you know that I don't play she's not safe
But I never run away even when I'm away oh TOT is never much love
I
Watch a hey Siri FaceTime Jinxie
I want to I want to tell you that this win is for you in your chat I
I dedicate this win. Jakes Day! This is for you!
What the fuck?
What? Fuck me? Why? Okay, why did you say fuck me?
How?
I did get the crumbs I have sketched I have sketched
I'm listening I'm listening yes
No, I was last pic
Yeah
No
Well, did I not get the crumbs
Trick low key I have to be fair though
Bro, to be fair, Trick is good, but can you tell me why Sketch has two kills every game?
This game has two kills. Let me show you the other one.
Also, who's gonna show up?
One kill! Sketch has one kill!
Yeah, bro, that's Sketch, bro. Like, love him to death, he can't play video games.
Listen, bro, next day, yo, there's accusations of using-
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know. That's normal, though.
If you don't address this, bro!
Chat, right hand up, dude. I'm here telling y'all that I am not stream sniping nor looking at my chat.
I would never do that.
On my mother's life. I'm not stream-stepping on my mother's life
I'm not doing anything weird right now too
Listen, I'm gonna tell you why they think I'm sniping which is
I'm gonna tell you why they think I'm listen my mini map everyone's mini map and valor is up here
Where's my second monitor right there? So my camera puke so my camera probably looks like you know
I'm looking like right there
No, no, my chance now all you'll know from any job. Oh my next to be like this
Yes
Come on, dude, I would never do that dude. Come on, dude. I would never do that, dude
I need a wonderance, got a fantasy in my head
One more time, but I go, I have powers taking my hold on me
I need a wonderance, got a fantasy in my head
One more time, but I go, I have powers taking my hold on me
Alright chat soul!
Let me talk to my team real quick, let me talk to them, let me talk to them
Yo!
So we're going against A2 Guapo which is good, Bucky which is decent probably, Silky which
is below average, Lacy which is below average.
So then we have two really, not even, not even, like two to one people, two and a half,
two and a half who like to shoot, two and a half who like to shoot.
I saw a Guapo skin like Thanos right now, he just dropped 36 kills.
I mean, yeah, I mean he was versing, who was he versing?
They beat Kaede's team.
I know that's what I'm saying, girl.
Does it matter trick me?
You will win this game.
Pilot if he locks in.
No, no, no, no, no.
And me.
Hello? Want to meet him?
Come on, bud, bud, bud.
Listen, guys, I want to tell you all right now.
To be honest, bro, I'm just happy to be here.
Second of all, I don't think I'd rather have
I don't think I'd rather have another fucking team, if I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think I'd rather have another team.
Second of all, I was very worried about all of you, but y'all, listen, you guys are low-key
in synth and game tricks.
Stop fucking shitting.
I'm not gonna lie.
That shit's crashing your PC too much time, too much time.
Also, I'm gonna watch LeBron James' edits.
All right, I'll be right back, guys.
I have to screw these funnels, right?
Just need to bro LeBron gives me motivation bro LeBron chat LeBron just LeBron gives me motivation
that and basically tells me that literally everything is possible everything is possible
this fucking world.
No, but Ron, it doesn't matter if you have sketch, it doesn't matter if you have time on your fucking team.
Alright, I am the team!
Do you hear me? I am the team!
I
Be honest though, would you guys suck LeBron's dick? I think I would look at a buck jaw
I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all. I would suck his dick, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Hey, I'm just a hey, bro. It's just uh, it's just a bro. Listen
It's just what I would do bro, it's just what I would do bro, I'm sorry, it's just
what I would do bro.
Alright chat, are y'all sucking Mooda's dick?
Alright, my bad.
I
My bad, oh
Give me some Kobe Bryant edits, bro. Yeah, I need some Kobe
I'm like Kobe would you
Hey bro, rest in peace, Kobe bro.
You're in the hall of fame now.
Help me.
What's your favorite basketball player?
Not just an MVP.
You're an all-time MVP.
Not just plays the best, but like pushes you.
Bro, I'm tired and I'm about to do that last set in the gym, bro.
Who pushes you to do that last set, bro?
I'm not going to lie, bro.
Here, I'm looking at, let's see, Ronaldo edits.
I'm not really tapped in with Ronaldo, bro.
Basketball player if I'm keeping a buck with y'all bro, but let's see bro
Let's have to run all the edits that we have other even any good with all the
Like what are some good run all the edits jazz when all the crazy is not a good
Yeah, I don't know anything about all the bro, so looking at these looking at these bow. I'm not gonna understand anything, bro
I'm gonna be honest
You cannot play basketball, bro. Do you know I can dunk? I'm literally six foot. I can dunk
I can literally dunk
Who's not talking about the egg is are y'all crazy or y'all crazy bro?
Do y'all know who you're talking to bro? I can literally done chat. Yo mods pull up the clip where I was dunking
mods mods pull up the clip
Where I was dunking mods pull up the clip where I was dunking. I'm gonna give it a bunch of a
I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all bro. Listen. I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all
Listen, I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all bro. Send me the clip mods. Send me the clip where I dunked on stream
Muda, here it is.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you're getting banned.
Who was that?
Frank!
You fucking dumbass!
You fucking pussy.
Fuck you, bitch.
Fuck you.
Like, bro, why?
Why don't you do that?
I could have aura farmed.
Fuck you, bro.
I could have aura farmed, bro.
Yo, somebody gave me some Mike Tyson edits, too.
Yo, Chad, who's that the craziest boxer, bro?
Bro, it's better be like Mike Tyson. No, you something crazy. Hi, this is Mike Tyson
And at the moment we're gonna box
Strawberry shortcake. I'm the king of the barbarians. Oh my god
I love you my children my wife. They will just have to respect me
Respect me. Oh my god
You ever do what no one else would do
Hi
Bro listen to y'all have y'all ever hit a workout at the gym with a tick-tock audio on replay or is that just me
Bro listen, bro. I might be corny, but you know that shit works sometimes bro. I'm not gonna lie, bro
Come on, bro, and I can't be the only one that listens to like a tick-tock edit audio on repeat
thinking like they're the main character bro like come on this is
sometimes oh sometimes bro sometimes chat was that better messy over an all
though by the way who's better messy over an all though
but I advise you know what it is bro it's not Guapo's fault for wanting to
play in a tournament for a body brah it's not even your fault for getting
new man bro because at the end of the day bro we had 20 fucking people fucking fucking
cancel bro so you know what fuck it bro hey burn this bitch to the ground clearly nobody
wants to play valorant I don't know chat CS go tournament fills up in 10 minutes or six
tournament fills up in 10 minutes rock and lead tournament filled up in 30 seconds Valorant
It's like, oh, oh, I can't make it. Oh, Jinxie. I forgot about this. And then some people just said, Jinxie, I fucking hate that.
Winning the Jinxie Valorant Tournament. Hey Siri, FaceTime, Ronaldo.
I don't see Ronaldo in your contact.
The fuck? Hey Siri, FaceTime, Ron.
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron.
The fuck is that shit, bro?
The fuck?
No wrong. You please change your title from winning Jinxies Valorant tournament to losing
Jinxies Valorant tournament. Second of all.
Can you please change your title to looking at my other monitor and not my minimap?
On my life it was my minimap on everything I love.
You actually look like a monkey bro.
That's really crazy dude because I'm looking at some of these clips and it seems very
interesting.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just say it bro, say it, I wouldn't trade it, just say it bro, just say it bro, is there anything you're gonna give me credit for? Like, genuinely, am I, is there anything, no, no, genuinely, no, no, no, bro, ever since I met you, deflecting, deflecting what?
Yes bro, I'm stream sniping, you caught me, listen, listen, listen, listen, can you look me in the eyes and just say one nice thing about me? I don't think I've ever heard you say anything nice about me, ever.
Like just one thing, just one thing.
How does that mean, Chet?
We didn't even play on that map.
Wait, what are you talking about?
We played Haven. We didn't play on that map.
What are you trying to, what are you smiling at?
We didn't even play on that map. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
We can go through a whole VOD review of my entire tournament.
You don't want to.
You'll be done.
Yeah, she's so ugly.
Yo, serious, you know.
I'm serious.
Can you say one nice thing about me?
Muta, I'm going to monitor your whole fucking final game, and I'm going to point out the
difference when you look at your minimap to a fucking monitor, and I'm going to
catch you.
Okay.
I'm that ass!
That is so annoying bro.
That is actually trying to stop.
Now, watch chat. Now he's not going to look over to his right at all.
Watch! Out of nowhere! Out of nowhere he's going to stop!
It's all going to stop and you're going to see him look up instead!
She's so ugly bro. She's so ugly, she's so ugly.
A2 Guapo like an hour before the tournament because like 25 fucking people have canceled
in the last two fucking weeks that we had to reschedule the fucking tournament so me
and Hi-Buy's are going to be up.
He was the second pick, so I feel like, I feel like, okay, let's be honest, Timmy's
better than Guapo.
It sure has Timmy.
Look, bro. Hey, I might be a store loser, bro. I might be a bitch.
Dude, why every single time, every time I press on Jixie String, he's either
naked bald no eyebrows or crashing out there's no in between yo Ron what is up
bro what is up bro how are you doing like do you see this glaze so what it's
so what it's so what it's jinks either singing happily ever after but it's me
It's big nose long-face giraffe
Deep up deep up deep up deep up because apparently there's a stream there's like a stream sniping
What happened interesting interesting so you're saying Ron you have absolute concrete evidence that mood of streams like or speculation
You have concrete evidence that mood of stream snipe in this tournament today
Somebody in the chat said put your tits away one moment
Jixi, something here is sus.
Show me in your stream. I'm going to your stream right now.
They can't do that.
No, Mura, Rana, if you have concrete evidence that he's slapping, then we have something here.
I need that first clip!
No, because I like Mura.
I'm gonna hate part of him. Obviously, like, I don't think he's that tight.
So why did you call me and say this?
Because I can't stay here and lie. God, holy god, so lie.
Okay, Mura, he's watching, bro.
Like, Rana, why did you call me, bro?
Did he snipe or not bro cuz I don't like I'm gonna say I don't think we're
just like so this
Is anyone he looks now look closely look at his eyes
You see him clearly looking at the chat chat and say
Look big no, this is not a big enough look. This is not a big enough that we can reference this we can reference this look in other clips
Run run I hear you double so I'm just gonna end on FaceTime, but I'm watching your stream. Okay, I'll
Call you after your investigation. I don't know if they're being serious. I don't know if they're being serious
I actually don't know what they're being serious
Okay, exhibit to give me the other clip
Keep it. That's be the one why I said mini map eyes mini map eyes. Where's that one? That one's actually a classic
Is this one?
Where is minimap eyes minimap eyes
This way this is an interesting one everyone open your horses
Look at this fucking nose first of all that's point one point two looking so far today
We work no no
Well, that's the first time you know
That's the first time they smoked and second of all bro wall. I didn't read chat, bro
come on bro he's actually hate farming bro I don't like this we lost this
round we lost this round
He's looking at his mini-map. He's looking at his mini-map. He's looking at his mini-map.
Watch this debunk!
Outlaw, get the clip.
Outlaw, this is gonna be crazy. This is gonna be crazy.
Outlaw, I need the one where I set it.
Outlaw, I need the one. Outlaw, I need it.
What the fuck is that?
Whoa, ah!
What was that for?
No, not this one. Wait for it.
Is that a laser beam?
No, not this one. Not this one. Not this one.
The other one. There's one more. There is one more.
Hold on not this one not about a shift either hold on
No now we're all the way back to Joe oh geez fuck hold on it's been a great day bro. I don't know
This wouldn't be a jinxy tournament without you know, maybe some snipe accusations. This is just so no
What is that? No, it's so nostalgic so nostalgic. Where's the last one? There's one more. That's big
I think Ron's trolling because there's no way there's no way I'm gonna show you guys my POV just for y'all to understand this real quick, okay?
First of all, when I'm playing this monitor is really directly above mine.
So I guess in theory you guess you could literally never know I'm sniping because I mean to be fair
My mini map on the game is right here and my second monitor is right here
But like like I don't know like there's no like I don't understand. Okay. They're trolling. I know they are
Already it's just like both a chat bra. I'm not used to chat going this fast and like accusating me, bro
I'm not like I'm not like
I'm not like
I'm not like used to it
You can tell the difference there's a difference
Name up there's a difference there's a difference it's debunked look at this
That's a chat read look at the mini-map
That's not that's not mini-map
Boy you retarded my chat over here
My chat all the way to my left
What do you mean?
Bo chat eyes is this this is chat eyes
This is chat eyes
That's chat eyes
This is chat eyes
This is chat my chat. Oh, you guys are so annoying, bro
You guys are actually annoying, bro. Yo, my chat isn't even anywhere near my left boys all the way over here
That makes no sense
Dude bro, y'all are there's no way, bro
That's actually so annoying
What do you mean I moved it my chat's been there forever
Bro, Jixi, I swear to God, if you believe that guy, you have to be clip for me.
I see the clip from look on your face.
You're literally hiding the smile, bro.
There is literally no way you think I'm sniping.
Jixi, Jixi, before you even say anything, look at my POV, bro.
Look at my POV.
I swear to God, look at my POV.
Jixi, how am I supposed to read chat when it's all the way over here?
Can't see this is my only and this is my this is how I rest my case this is how I rest my case
Yo
Yo, what's up, dude? Are you actually hate for me? I can't tell if you're trolling. Wait, so now you're disguising it with hate
No, no, no, no wrong cuz you actually I don't know if you're actually trolling out run
Like what are you actually what are you saying? Because I'm getting like a thousand fucking fucking rage
Don't do this Vic. Hold on. I'm not really just asking people did this to me before I'm like I didn't say that
I'm just asking
But one run on on on on look at my stream for a second run look at my stream looking
Run investigation run. You're saying run. How am I supposed to read chat? Okay?
Well my chat's all the way over here
You're gonna know I'm not chat you know I'm gonna shut no no
You can go one that Ron showed we're gonna like no no no yeah
Yeah, you were looking at chatting that one. No, I wasn't but my chats over here
If you ever see my face like this I'm reading chat, bro, but what was what was to your left other than your big monochrome?
Yeah, I'm not even on our wrongly. I swear to God. I'm not even trying to hate for I'm actually genuinely curious
When you look at your map you look so far to the left of that. I don't like there's a point where you're at
Like I'm looking like I'm seriously when you look at my stream
It's like you're looking like this like literally full force the left bro
I'm the only way the only way I could ever look at chat is listen
pull up
Pull up any of the sus clips if I'm looking like this then I cheated if anything if I look like this
This is where I mean chat
No
Me how hold on what do I do that?
But you never do that
That's how I look at my monitor. This is my monitor
Can you explain one thing take off if I'm gonna screen share a quick take off and I want you to be honest
Yes, I'm honest, bro. Trust me
Okay, go
Your monitor ends right here Muda bull but run run. Can I also can I tell you something wrong?
The perfect yes, yes, but this is a perfect counter run
Ron where else would I be looking?
Look at my eyes. Look at my eyes. Look at my eyes, right? Look at my eyes
But you're a monitor and right here. That's not where the chat is. Well, no, that's probably where I was looking, bro
You can literally run just look look stop stop reaction pissing me off from that's mini-map, bro
second of all look at my POV if
I even look anywhere remotely near here
There's no monitor here. The monitor is all the way back here
but loaded you
Well, I can't read read Ron. I can't read chat run go back to the lasers one go back to laser
Under his monitors on an arm. He can move it say you swear
Okay
Wait same one laughing
I can obviously I can I obviously can't but go back and look bro if you really want shit
I don't have one of those I have this flat monitor if you want to be like that
You can go through my entire Vaughn. I never even fucking moved it. No, I'll give it to you bruh. I lost fair and square
Oh my god no!
You're at the fucking game!
Muro, you act like this is the first time you win Traded Bro, hold on, let me lock in Rooker for this.
I'll just shout a thing.
I think...
I think this is a DQ perma band.
Forever.
No, I don't. Listen man,
something's sus, I'll give it to you though bro.
There's nothing sus, bro.
That's actually a very weird thing.
That's weird of me, okay.
Okay, there's one to say no
All right, I'm there I guess I'm the one person in the world is hurting very interesting
Here's the thing bro, right?
On your mother's life on my mother's life, I'm not stepping
Well, that's all his mother's life man. I mean fuck. I believe him and I just never asked me to what happened April 4th, bro
I about showers never asked April 4
April 4th shower shower shower stack a never ask him
Well, today's April 4, I just realized that.
Yo, can I say something?
Yo, Squishy, yes, Voice of the Mission.
Yes, Voice of the Mission.
All right, I have a few things to say to this.
I'm all for fairness and tournaments, bro.
I don't think he was sniping, but I do think
he was reading the chat.
Yes.
Walla on everything I love.
God told me to watch it.
No, no, no.
Muda, I'll scroll back in your Vodbo
and you look at the same way when you're not streaming.
But that's what I was saying.
All I'm going to say is, I don't think he's actually
I don't, Mudo, I deadass don't think you're like,
don't think you're like, don't think you're like,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm literally, I guess it's just word against word,
but Walla on everything I love,
I looked at chat maybe twice in entire time,
and it's just, it's just.
No, it's okay to reach out, listen,
I reached out to him, I'm just saying like,
it would always be right when you make like,
like those plays like when I showed them.
All right, Mudo, I have a question, I have a question.
At any point in that game,
did you look at chat, see a position,
and go to it based on a plan?
No, Walla no, on everything I love,
on everything I love, God killed me,
particularly my career and I fall off tomorrow I serve my life no one want
everything I love no okay because I grew up with us the whole time great
things to do and all I was telling me to do was heal up
That's rough a law
Love guys we have like hey, I think we just think I've mind in here. I think why don't
If he's ready to do it
Why don't you just look what the chat was saying? I did it was showers
That was the joke the shower shower showers, then he said stack a stack a listen. I'm gonna watch the finals bro
Let's watch the finals look row at the end of the day man, and you're nice and run
You're you're unbiased well run Europe pro. Why was fair to grow? I'm not gonna lie. I look I play gas
Can I say like he rinsed me he rinsed my shit pause even?
I
Flip it upside down
Do you guys ever wonder that I literally just have I've been playing this game every day for like you know
Can I say this though? Let me say this. Yeah, that's why I think I don't stop
I think you're just like I you think that I'm saying that I think you watch streams
I did my chance to see it. Hold on. I don't think that I'm just saying I think that you yes
I I I think that if you think it's a hate form sure
I think that your chat the fed info here and there and you read it
I would do the same thing I did it during FNCS. I cheated the road was streaming. We are looking at other streamers
I cheated I stole that shit. I stole that shit. They can't get me. It's been six years, bro
Like I did that shit. I was wanting kind of like bro. What you did?
Listen, I can go eat my own this tournament. Well, let me be let me say this bro
I know a lot of shit right now. Yeah, this tournament was cooked from the jump, bro
Hey, listen, it's all my fault again. Yo, I should have just not even mood as team is too good
Is the God like
Oh, yes, I said you're the bro. Yeah, it's no I said Muda and Tricks
That was because no one picked them
You know what's that about yourself?
Yeah
It burns it burns
Okay to get swatted bro the police just came over and you know greeted us with guns for face. It's okay, bro
That's how you greet someone America, bro, you bring a gun to the base, we'll be fine
Like it's fine
This is
Before you guys leave before you guys leave before you guys leave
Can you guys look at the screen chair?
Some of them on set this I just want to watch the finals. I want to see okay. Listen. Do you look you're looking your screen chair?
But that was yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, man. Okay. This was me in the middle of the
What is this? Where was this?
are watching okay this is where I read chat are there four e-girls on your
yeah this is this is for the segment but this is literally four days ago wait
it's the same look look you know didn't you say you turn your head fully
there yes you're back pedaling now no no no look that you just look bro please
this is how I read you're not even reading chat your eyes are closed there
that's how I read chat right there so now you're looking down
full.
Hey, play the clip.
Keep it up, guys.
You're still reporting.
That's not a read of chat, bro.
Yeah.
This is how I read chats.
This is how I read chats.
Muda, I think what you should say, bro, this is how I read chats.
It's like, hey, maybe I did read chat.
Like, you know what I mean?
I did.
I swear to God, I didn't.
I see that.
Am I being honest?
I've been reading chat the whole time.
Same.
Me too.
I have.
But I said that, but I said the difference is.
Guys, let's do finals.
Yeah.
I want to watch these finals.
Muda, guys.
Moota prove me wrong and I'll get on my knees and I'll say daddy moota you're to go bro
And if you're Palpatine high-fives, bro. What do you think? I think we'll also miss it something else here
Oh bed
I'm just saying if realistically if moota's trying to look like at a wide angle
Peripherals he can't see over his nose
There's no way he actually should.
He's got to account for all of these balls.
He's going against a Webber now.
This is a game that I was playing and ranked, by the way.
Can y'all watch this also?
Because I just looked at 1,000 clips.
I just looked at 1,000 clips of everybody yelling at me.
Hey, it was the game about to start.
Please play finals.
The Michigan game is trying to find a way to go.
OK, here's the thing.
Finals are supposed to be a BO3.
But now, do you guys still want to do a BO3?
BO1, bro.
We wasted an hour.
Mike, you wasted an hour.
This is bad.
All right, just do a BL1 finals.
Yeah.
About to be in for the boom.
I'm going to be done at like 10, bro.
We started at 5.
Are we off of that email only?
Oh, yes, bro.
Yeah, let's see.
I'm going to be in finals, yeah.
OK.
I'm going to be another tournament rule.
Look, bro, it's all on me, bro.
It's all my, and me and High Vives, bro.
We are pieces of garbage, OK?
Whoa, just get up there, then you're going to lose again.
I'm not going to lie.
You're fucking, your events are like literally
no one else doing on twitch brah
and i had a head broke those bad
can't think straight anymore
Bruh, shameless dude. I'm gonna see this on fucking Fear Buck now.
I love each other here man we all just gotta be happy you know what I'm saying like appreciate
you guys man.
Alright well I'm glad everybody's having fun bro let's get the finals going eh?
Alright we're good, everybody good, you mode only for the finals.
I'm good.
Mood of host, mood of host, mood of host.
I'm not going, not only I refuse, that was in a rule I refuse.
Alright that's fine, that's fine.
All right.
All right.
Not gonna lie bro.
Good bro, in the finals man.
Okay.
Yo your shit's in general.
Yo Mora, yo Link's in general, Link in general.
Yo Salki.
Mora, you gotta go, no no no no no,
you gotta go Emoly.
You gotta go Emoly.
Oh, we're all Emoly.
You gotta, Mora.
Like I expected this shit to be done before 90 FCS T because it's been delayed.
Oh Muda.
Yeah.
Four hours.
That code, you were screen sharing and Jinx saw it.
Yeah, I was about to say you leaked.
I said another one.
I said another one.
I made another one.
Okay.
Hold on, wait.
Is this best of the year or the best of the year?
It's be a one, be a one.
Is it an inner team or in general?
It's in general.
It's in general.
Hold on.
It's like TNT run.
I
Fuck a mooda
I'm gonna try to carry this game because I'm in my head right now. I'm not a lot
We can't sell these finals bro, we work so hard for this
Because if you lock out or no, I'm locking out and then we're gonna lose
Turn unique mode off, sorry turn mode only off until we're in the game until we're in
the game like agent select.
There's no need to have it on right now.
There's no need to have it on right now.
Was that in general?
Yeah it's in general, it's in general.
general
LeBron brothers for that ass LeBron bro y'all are y'all ready
All right, well let me in wait do I need to put on emol me everyone put on emol on me everyone everyone put on emol
I can't even read my chat
All right, what map do you guys want it's between you all can have any map bro a bind
pearl lotus
Haven fracture split
Bind!
Bind's pretty good, they're all good.
Now if we're bind, hokey.
As you said, you feel the hate, please.
I love you, I feel like I'm eating this.
People burning your jersey on TV.
What does that turn you into?
I don't know.
It turned me into somebody I wasn't.
What are you doing?
Oh, why are you still holding back?
We're not doing my service.
Have you passed?
Yeah, this is this is no it's central central you should have to move to LA
Pennsylvania
That's what you
Sketch sketch. I'm the best player in the tournament. Okay. I'm through the best
I've got a 30 kill wins. All right
Wait, I have a really really quick question. Did you re-gift that bracelet gave you to your brother?
No, sketch I have it right here.
Are you telling the truth?
Yeah, I'm showing it in the camera right now.
I would never re-gift a gift of you, bro.
I can't open your stream.
I'm gonna get a piece of cheating.
I'm gonna get a piece of cheating.
I have worn it every day, I promise.
Well, how much do I owe you?
You gave me the cheat.
Oh my God.
No, I forgot.
Let's just stay in my...
Yo, yo, yo, let's start.
Let's start.
Let's start.
Lock it lock it. Who's not it? Who's not it? Who's not it? Who's not it?
Everyone our teams in right on them. I think we're waiting on Lacey
Let me know what you want me to back out
It's Lacey. No Lacey's tons. No, we're going
Even like to communicate that to the day off
I didn't think any of you have the Wi-Fi to watch to stream to the same time
Bro, but Texas is going to be hard because I'm on 16.
Okay, Bucky on 4 ping is insane.
Doesn't matter, he should have done.
We have to play Texas?
Okay, well all of you guys are on like 20 ping anyways.
But I'm on 60, so...
Alright, I guess Bucky on 4 ping I guess, or whatever.
We'll do Virginia then, we'll do Virginia.
Look, it's more even.
We all have 50.
No, but they're team...
Lacey said, Virginia is legit farthest e-servers
Oh, uh, what's a server that that's more equal to all of us
George, I know George is good or no
Mean worse comes to us. They want last either either we go. I think we do Georgia or Georgia or
Yeah, we do Georgia
Mods take off emo only
Mods we don't need that on yet, okay, let's just one inch away. Go fuck yourself. I
I
Don't care what the other people have
Energy drink diet. Yo children. What's up, you know me? Oh
I think I gotta do that. We'll turn it on when we're in the game. Um, okay
I hope we don't do the best of three because I don't have time for that.
Hey Muda, they were requesting a server change, Muda.
Yeah, we could do anything.
They're all west, we're all east, so I think the most essential.
Yes, this is best of one guys.
I thought, yeah, I literally just goes above an hour like I can't play.
Okay, so turn it up, turn it up, then. Okay, okay, uh, uh, Jynxie, there west, where east, there's a central server. Shall we just do central?
Yeah, one moment. Let me have a word with them. I'll be right back.
He's gonna sign with him because he's just, he's dick sucking right now.
Okay, I mean, Texas is fine. You guys have good ping, but I'm gonna be on bad ping. That's the only problem.
What's your thoughts on central Texas?
Um...
What does Bucky have when we do that? Oh, is he four?
My trick GMD is 60% but it's fine.
Yeah, let's let the test 60 versus 4 ping. I think that's fair.
Our bucket is 4 ping.
I'm gonna just shut my keyboard in my ass, bro.
It doesn't matter. We'll do Texas.
Alright, well, you just left.
I mean, I feel like Texas is probably going to be the only one they're fine with.
Yeah, because that's like...
Every other one, there's always one versus...
Well, like, it's gonna have to be Yermuda.
Like, you're the chosen here, bro.
Really?
Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to explain this.
Wait, wait, wait, bro, you are literally seven MS on sexist.
We need you here, buddy.
I'm fucking dying.
Yeah, pilot.
Pilot, we need another life game out of you, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
If they're gonna pick server, then we get to pick map, no?
What server do you want?
Bro, it doesn't matter.
We can do sexist.
It's fun.
We can give, we can give.
They want West, bro.
We're not giving them West.
Okay, West is who they are.
There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's,
I'm not a half Bernard. I don't know.
I don't know.
You're a boyfriend.
Yo, yo, yo, bro, please.
How much thing is west?
Listen, listen, there's east, there's west, and there's central.
Might as well just do central. Central's in the middle of both east and west.
That's literally what pro Fortnite players do.
Yo, yo, listen.
Sketch, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Just please go...
Next is central.
Central
Can we just win smile and leave once we get in the game we have to like erase the the fried mental bro
this is our year this is just our year this is just our time
bro this is legit everything we've worked for for the past five hours
yeah this is five hours of fucking work
and by five hours I mean four hours of it was waiting
we're not selling it by like having a bad mental bro that's ridiculous
okay can everyone look at the brawl on that
everyone listen to me for like nine seconds
I
Okay, there is no way they're arguing for when
Bro, but why are they like what do they think that they deserve less
Yeah
Bro, it's Callie and run any way to players
I'm gonna figure this out show me the west thing and then show me the central thing and then
Hey, they get 20 case I get 11
And once you see this year, they're gonna be like
But I'm just gonna look at the important just look at that. Oh, yeah, no, California
59 5380 45 25 43 21 23 what server is this what California the one that they're fighting for now if we go to Texas
Bucky for 34 51 14 19 27 it literally equals out perfectly. It's Texas. It's in the middle of both continents
I'm looking I'm looking my trick. Who's the second best player on this team as 80 bro like what the fuck?
Yeah, James. I'm on the 80 bro. You gotta give me some relief here
This is pretty easy, I think the
I was gonna pick you out so you're a geometry dash player. That's a level three
Wait, you actually don't check on God you got say it's by the larps
We still have to win though. Yeah, you know, it's never over till it's over
But holy fuck that's why because we have to win. He can't like he can't be saying nothing wait
Let's just do what map, bro.
Who's picking map, or is there any?
Jesus, bro, what is literally for nothing?
Like, it's for stream, bro.
No, it's not for stream, it's for...
No, no, I know, but it's literally for like...
Bro, it's for stream, bro. It's for content, it's for viewers.
I don't know why we're shipping all this stuff out of land, bro.
Hey, hey, you know this thing is off the...
I'll set up the stream and I'll put the map in the reviews.
Okay.
Oh my god.
It's not, it's not, it's not.
This kid leaves in Joins and leaves one more fucking time.
Oh my god.
Bro.
We're not shooting on defenders.
Choosing Texas isn't choosing our server, bro. That's choosing the server. That's best for everyone. Yo, Muda. Yes. Yes. Pick the server, right?
Wait, how are we gonna decide the map in the size just but you say how about you pick bro? How about you?
No, you guys pick a map you want and then lacy picks a map and then we're just gonna ask for our
And then ever
Wait wait wait wait wait you up sides or Matt Muda sides or my other side?
Okay, so I'm gonna ask Bernard. Okay
Wait flip a coin by the way heads with tails, but uh heads
Hey Bernard
Okay, so
Okay, so wait, Mota you guys want sides right? Yeah, I'll take defense. Okay, so then they pick the map. Yeah
Sorry, bro, like genuinely bro is dragging on way too long
I honestly was in a good flow and good energy until like everyone started tripping out bro
So my bad if my energy went down a little bit, bro
It's like the whole entire earth and continent 70,000 people call me a cheater
But yeah, bro. I feel like even if I win this tournament or lose this tournament, bro
I'm like keep it a buck with y'all, bro
Like yes, I'm trying my hardest to win obviously. I want to win but bro for the cost of what?
This is like literally wasting everyone's time, bro
Like we're tripping bro. It's a valorant dub for viewers, bro
Like we're not getting a billion dollars out of this
So I don't know why is everyone speaking shouldn't be this hard, bro
Okay, we have is going to be a set okay, you can't you can't you can't be upset because it's not in the great play like complex
Remember the one time we did siege
Okay, no, they're using a set to
Okay, that's your phone jc.r.d. Street we the rules are the rules
Jixie remember we did this boy tournament and you're like only you're like you're like we're only picking
You're like we're only picking ranked maps that are in the rank pool
Yeah, so does that not qualify to balance you?
And I just I don't want to know you brought on a delay this any longer, bro
I think I just they they they got the map. I think they could just pick whatever map they want
Okay, cool, you wanna do a cent?
Alright, that's fine.
I think you just don't want us to win.
That's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
It doesn't matter if we win or lose.
If we win or lose, it doesn't change anything.
It's fine.
It's not what I want.
I don't care.
That's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I love you, bro, it's okay.
Are we ready to start, though?
Because I'm gonna punch the monitor
if you don't start in like the next 30 seconds.
Yeah, a cent?
What size do you want?
We want defense.
Okay, good luck, a cent.
Thank you.
For real, man.
Oh, gosh.
I haven't played Ascent in literally like years, but I don't think it's that hard.
Right?
Chat, it's not hard, is it?
I think Ascent's even easier.
I said it's even easier
Actually even easier
Chat where does Sage play on site by the way?
Chat where does Sage play on site?
Sage plays A or B
And then walls
No no fuck the mid wall, fuck the mid wall
Chat they're too stupid to go mid bro, they're just gonna hit sites so you either wall A or B
I'm not gonna let Muta stay anything
All right, are we ready? Are we ready?
Pilot has a piss. No, I'm not pissing. I got my place. No, he's not. I'm not getting up. I'm not getting up
Okay, you guys ready? You guys ready?
That's it. Yeah, try the game, bro.
See you in way too long.
Okay, okay, okay, everyone don't lock in. Don't lock in. Don't lock in.
Let me, okay, so sova. Whoever was playing sova go sova, or is playing clove go clove?
Yep, I have sova.
That's it. Perfect. Done.
That's our fucking comp. Let's just win, thoughts.
Let's fucking go!
Dude, I'm fucking ready. Dude, I'm actually gonna jump. I'm gonna get out of my seat real quick.
Just fucking do something.
Oh, come on.
I gotta stand up.
All right, Chai. Chai, you gonna owe me?
No, it's changed to you, you're gonna owe me.
Yeah.
I'm not looking at you.
I'm just going to lay like five hours, did I?
I'm not looking at you.
I'm not looking at you.
I'm just laying like five hours, did I?
I'm not looking at you.
I'm not looking at you.
Oh, no way that's okay.
Okay, let's fucking go.
Come on.
Let's go, team.
Okay.
Come on, we need that.
Yo.
That's not bad.
Come on, get it.
Sketch, sketch, sketch.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna need you.
We've come this far so sketch sketch sketch sketch sketch I haven't played this map in
a while but sketch will be sketch will be you're gonna wall be every round like this
sketch she'll come come be oh it's this map yeah it's even better to be honest
bro they fucked up going this map sketch you're just gonna wall like this bro sketch
you're gonna wall like um like this oh that that I know what you're talking about
all right just like that perfectly literally just like that mods go emote
only if you haven't already um I'm gonna play mid where we said that I was
planning around here pilot I call you're gonna play yeah it's good it's
good doesn't matter this map is very wall up
What's in there?
I'm gonna have a full wrap, dude.
Everyone come here.
Sketch is not what I meant by the way.
Oh, wow.
Nice movement.
One enemy remaining.
Oh my god.
Let's go!
Oh my god.
Let's go. Listen, Sketch.
Oh my god.
Sketch, sketch, sketch, sketch.
Okay, one.
Sketch, sketch, sketch.
Not like that, Sketch.
Everybody come back.
Come back, come back.
Sketch, come back.
Come back, Sketch.
Oh my god.
Sketch, same shit.
Sketch, but you're not gonna run up low.
Bro you can do it from here from here. All right, you just wall that you just wall that like this like this, though
Don't don't ever run up in there. You're gonna die. You're gonna die other one other one. That's not the wall
Yes, that's the wall
Don't run up ever again like that. Just wall vertically like this look at your mini map like this, bro. That's it
Yeah, you're good you're good you're good you guys I
I fucked up the wall. I bet they all won.
You fucked up the wall. Sketch, you can't? Okay.
We gotta work on this wall, Sketch.
There's smoke middle.
Smoke middle.
Someone come stack me. Someone come stack me.
Someone come be. Someone come be.
I need to stay near a side.
That's not our smoke middle, huh?
Don't smoke it. Don't smoke it. Don't smoke it.
What's that mid? Mid. A lot mid. A lot mid.
Nice. That's bomb. Bomb. Bomb.
Nice, bro.
Can be anywhere, care care care
Ah yeah yeah
Reloading
Yeah
Probably lurks
Yeah, I lurk, yeah bomb
Wall just broke, he made a B main
Man
He TP'd back here
He's rough, he on life
He's probably not there anymore, he's probably going B main
Ah, he's on hit
Come on, come on guys, come on, come on
Alright, this is a big round, I just won this round right here
Because this round is just good to win, bro
I know, bro
Uh sketch come here bro come here sketch please hurry hurry gotta work on your shit come here
Yes, sir. Yeah hurry come here. Actually sketch
Move your wall press your button press your ability move press press the button where it goes in a straight line your wall
Okay, bro come here come here sketch
You just you're gonna you're gonna fit it right here. Yes right here on this map. It's right here this wall
Yes on the corner where they go wall
Yes, I like that one. Yo, it's vegan. Yes, yes, yes.
Someone's tagged one for that's a good wall sketch.
Keep doing that every round. Okay.
I'm running out.
I got your cat, I got your father.
Cat, cat, cat.
Close one.
Nice, Cat.
Nice, someone nice.
They're in A, in A.
Hey.
Yeah, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A.
Care here, care here.
Wait.
I said it's about one.
I'll not be an emote only, I don't care.
Sketch come back here, same shit, come here.
Sketch, come here.
We need your prod though, we need your computer bro, we, us.
Sketch, same thing bro, I like that wall, but come here, come here.
Sketch, I have a better wall, okay, come here.
Yeah, yeah, look where I'm standing in the middle here.
I wanna drill.
Oh you know what, that's even better, actually, I like where you're just wall up.
Just sit, don't even get over complicated, just wall up a little bit.
Go, go, go!
I'm gonna make sure, I'm gonna babysit you for a second to see if this is good.
Wall, wall, wall, wall.
This is good, every round like that bro, every round.
nothing be nothing mid care a staff care a hit it's gonna be five a smoke a carry
nothing made nothing be it's gonna be a
there's nothing
that's out that's out on site on site on site on my pink on my pink one on my
pink here trying to go behind them oh fight them just fight them don't be on
site one on site one on site one on site a boy boy so you seven do it below you
pilot pilot below you hell hell hell yes is that is that is that now amen
Don't push him, don't give him, don't give him it.
I don't see him, not I.
He's chambered, you can't go anywhere.
I don't see him, I don't see him.
Should we just cross fire by now?
All right, just hold tight, do you guys have bomb,
check if you guys have bomb.
Yeah, yeah, we have bomb, yeah.
Okay, just stay on site, stay on site, stay on site.
No, no, can't be there, can't be there,
probably he has to be A main or a cap.
I mean, that's the way it is.
Which to be honest, who is it?
I don't know where the fuck unorthodox is, but...
I guess it probably is, probably...
Could be anywhere.
Wait, I didn't see you.
No, no, don't even... don't guess. You could've dodged a dart.
Main, main, main, main, main. Yeah, radar, radar, main.
If you take it, stay alive, just stay alive. Hold the smoke, hold the smoke, hold the smoke.
Everyone hold the smoke.
Everyone hold it.
Just hold.
Okay, one person run run run run
Come on there we go boys. It's looking good motherfucker
Same thing same thing same thing same thing don't fix it. Hey bro. Don't fix it come on let's go
Come on people come on for fucking tricks PC on God. I don't care about
God I don't care about the video. I just want to stick to Disney PC like I don't care anymore
Come on wall that wall that up wall that up wall that up wall it off all right right away though
You're too slow sometimes wall it right away. What's up? What's up? What's up? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa?
Mid-mid-mid-mid-mid
Mid
Stay left, stay left, stay left, stay left.
I don't want to body block, I don't want to body block.
Sketch go play, she's close.
Sketch go play, and you're the wall next to your wall.
Yeah, so you're here.
But hold shift, yeah, yeah, I like this.
Because you're not going to know how to aim far range, so just hold close.
Like this, perfectly. No, no, no, back up, back up, they see you first.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
One's there, one's there, one's there, one's there.
Move to the right now, move to the right.
Get ready, sketch, move all the way to the right, sketch.
I'm out of smoke. I'm out of smoke now. Nice pilot. Nice. Nice. I don't know, last one.
He'll be in the right, he'll be in the right. Let's get him to the left. He likes to lurk,
he likes to lurk, he likes to lurk, he likes to lurk.
Can we close the door? He was A main last time. He baits, he baits. He could be A main, he could be B main or mid.
B main or mid. B main or mid.
30 seconds left. Someone hold CT.
Oh, I see.
Could be CT2.
There's bomb here.
I like this.
I like this.
Here, here, let me, let me.
CT, CT, CT, CT.
I'm back, I'm back.
Right over there.
Let's show.
15 seconds, 15 seconds.
Reloading.
Yeah, just relax.
Don't play risky.
10 seconds left.
Man, fuck him.
Watch this.
Someone say alive.
Kill him, kill him, kill him.
Take his gun.
Why they get activated?
Oh my god.
Oh, he swung that.
I don't even hate for him bro. It's all good. I swear it's all good, bro. It's okay
Here we go. Here we go. It's okay. It's okay
If it ain't broke, they'll fix it bro
It's not gonna work on this wall while this wall like your walls have been good lock in all every game your walls good except this game
Lock it. It's not it's not hard. It's not hard
I'm not hard right now. I am
I mean, so we can look at looking nicer now six and oh
I'm gonna stop sight and then get on
I
Smooth out 1111. Oh, by the way, Jenny Jenny Jenny Jenny close close generator generator generator that
We are fucking locked here we go
Yeah, no fuck bro. Thank God he's not drunk for ever at that time fuck five look at me. I'm like, oh shit
What's that?
Thanks again. Oh on walls
You are genuinely the best war in the game. I'm not even kidding
The way you have this game sense for walls like actually I can't say that I have my own
Wallet want to play
They're probably gonna rotate cuz they saw me so I'm already rotating
I didn't see I'm gonna jump
Climb it
His wall is still intact, so they have to be
I don't know
They're probably going cat or backing me
Here, I'm gonna throw
Oh yeah, amen
For that
One could be mid now
Could be up cat, I don't have cat line
I don't have cat lines
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Nice
watch their
someone buy me
yeah got you bro
let's get 10-1 boss get 10-1
let's get 10-1
11-1 bro
alright actually faxed 11-1 i'm chippin
there's so much headlock right there
oh that's how that works
same wall okay sketch same wall I'm gonna dart a again see what I say
all right hey yeah that's not good they're both there you anything sketch
they're running out no no no no no no no no they're leaving I think it's like
go up and left I think
oh nice tag nice tag
carry them
two men two men two men two men
how are you taking it?
I'm wrapping up
there's three like
uh, Tom there
I'm peeking I'm peeking
how are we going to peek that?
I'm going to smoke in there
oh right there over there
yeah I told you so
don't give it to him
I like to set up but don't fight me either
Sketch sketch sketch back up back up back up back up sketch back to where you're usually at
Okay, but they're going mid
They are there they are there.
Okay, no man, no man.
Stay alive, can you smoke this or no?
I don't smoke it, I don't smoke it.
I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
Nice. Nice.
In the mid.
Come on!
Yes!
That's good shot.
They're broken out, they're broken out.
Holy shit.
Shit, hard scout.
I'm fucking here. I'm here. I'm here. Yeah, same shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah shit. Yeah, same thing
Let's stop pushing after that wall breaks. Don't push
Okay, don't push. Yeah, don't push
Yeah, same thing same thing for you our positions are fine
Oh
Well, what is there baby? They're not breaking wall. They're not breaking walls. I'm not smoking yet. I'm gonna wait for a
Man he walks all the way to the corner
I knew once I mean
No, no, we're good we didn't even over rotate to be honest. Did you guys did did you or no?
I stayed where I was, but I I stayed I just think they meant I just took a bad flight I guess
I'm gonna wait so I'm gonna dart out a little bit so they're gonna fake first.
I'm just gonna wait for them to come out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, where did they go?
Arm on
Yes
Oh
Come on guys, come on. Let's just fucking win. I'm down to win
Yeah, I'm gonna run this exact shot one more time
I'm gonna play right here actually I'm gonna play mid or play fast rotate
I'm gonna make noise smoke to me immediately. I
Don't see anyone down. Hey, it's like me off cat. They're probably walking through the drone drone
Oh my god, don't keep going forward. I like that. I like that five. I like that discipline trick be careful
Oh that was a bad play, it's my bad.
Go back to main zone, go back to main zone.
Yeah, fuck man.
Two men, two men.
I got a cat, don't even chip him back cat, he comes cat, he dies.
That's coming.
Nice.
I'm gonna wait for it man.
80 on chamber.
I'm gonna hit him.
I'm not in here.
I'm just gonna go back to the game.
Okay man, hold my man.
Just hold my man.
Hold my man.
Hold my man.
Yeah, yeah, I'm holding it man.
Sketch is like contact.
Sketch, don't go up Sketch.
Come back.
Oh I like that, I like that.
Sketch, I like that.
I like that, I like that.
Sketch, I like that.
One grabbing orb mid, one's mid.
Stay A, stay A, stay A.
Stay A, stay A.
Hold A, hold A.
They could have go up cat.
They could have go up cat.
No, they can't.
They can't.
Mid
Yeah, I don't even try-
You guys- you guys need me coming up
Nice
Chamber
Top mid
He's one, he's one, one, one, one, one
Nice
Oh, they can't talk
Oh, fuck that, here
Come on
Yeah, that's here, that's here, come on
That's here
You need that too, bro.
Gotta go!
Come on.
Go, go, go!
That is not possible, baby.
I'm out!
I think we see.
Please.
That's all I care about.
Dude, I'll go for a wall again. Go for a wall again, alright?
Delay wall by one second. Just one second, bro. Delay it by one second.
Are you gonna go past it or are you gonna play a wall first?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Get out of my way!
Wall!
I'm gonna hit it again.
That's a good read, that's a good read, that's a good read by him.
One smoke mid, it might be doing a mid split.
One's mid.
One's mid, they're on you pilot, on you.
Alright, I'll flash soba, flash soba.
Alright, nice, oh my god, I got greedy, I'll flash soba.
Ah, shit.
What, one's pushing the wall?
I'm probably going to come from here, I'm probably going to go this way, so I'm going
all right let's go back to the blend
yeah nice
I'm here we'll take it we'll take nine
dude fuck it a fucking crazy knife I mean I can't even
I was really out of fucking booze too
yeah I'll win the pistol one pistol fuck it
that's fine that's fine last try I could try
let's go one pistol win the game easy
oh literally oh okay chamber gecko they have like no fucking info
I'm gonna go B.
I'm gonna go B.
Um.
Like once by then.
Okay guys, this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna run out.
Everyone look at map.
I'm gonna run.
I'm gonna wall like this.
And it's gonna give you a clear.
Everyone go where this ping is.
The red ping is.
Everyone go where red is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you go a wall?
Yeah.
Not so good.
But wall after I was writing down. Yes
Come on come on
Oh
You got it
You'll take your time four bullets reload. Nice drop drop drop drop drop
My god
I just wanted to say everyone thought I had the shittiest team in the beginning.
Jigsaw said he lost. Everyone said I lost. And now we're winning!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Same shit, same shit, same shit.
Same thing, same thing, same thing.
I know boxes.
I'm not going to watch this.
Be close.
Be close.
Go, go, go.
Wow.
Okay.
Holy stack of doom.
I'm not colliding.
I was like, not in there.
There was none. They stacked. They stacked. They stacked.
I see you.
Shit on. Come on.
You know, Bucky ain't got nothing on you, right?
No, okay.
just kill everybody I'm just honestly time remember what I'm pushing they're
pushing they're pushing you remember that when recall happens like Amy
your mouse down to the same push it up all right we're back we're back all right
we're safe we're safe safe safe
oh yeah just save just save just save just save just save
yeah they literally five-star like that I think okay I'm not a right A
I have a buggy um okay yeah everyone want to be right now everyone want to be
right now
They might be push up
We're not to recreate
We can't know is already done. Yeah, no no no push up
I'm lucky shipping right now. That's my bad, bro. I have lucky I thought I could rock this
You're a guy, you're a guy, you're a guy, you're a guy, you're a guy, you're a guy, you're a guy
Fuck you bro, fuck him, yeah bro
I'm not gonna act like that
Yeah, I'm not gonna throw bro, he's right, I'm not gonna
Everyone run A, everyone run A, I'm gonna fake B
Everyone run A, run A, run A, everyone run A
To spawn, go
They might play up close, they might play up close
Good, good, got a good trip
That's 2B main
Yeah
Kill this guy, wait we should play this
I don't want to play this game.
Go, go, go!
Wait, where are you going?
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Come back me, come back me, come back me, come back me, come back me, come back me.
Let the Jory, yeah, I like that.
Let him take the Jory and everyone come back below.
One minute.
Come back me, come back me, come back me.
I don't see anyone there, I don't see anyone there.
I'm waiting for you guys, I'm waiting for you guys and then we'll go from there.
Could be another one mid.
Could be pushing mid, could be close to you.
Ready?
I'm through flashes too.
Oh
He's done by the way he's done clear close right
There's a judge is a judge trick. Don't be afraid to fight him nice
One minute you heard them
They're gonna be close, they're gonna be close!
Nice.
Oh, they gave it, they lowkey handed that to you.
That's it, that's it.
They gave it to you, man.
Oh god.
That's literally it, like, like...
Yeah, I got a nice...
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I'm kind of poor, we're good, we're good.
Oh yeah, I don't have money, we're gonna...
Luda has enough to earn for nice.
What do you need?
Um...
They have Jet Alt, Claw Vault right now, not...
Use this Ass Alt.
Um...
Good job.
Alright, here we go, here we go, come on.
Come on!
I'm gonna do some airship mid bruh
Alright, I have one bruh
Come be
Can I pick mid or cappy?
I don't care, it's anko
I don't like this, I don't like this, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss
I don't wish to fall back
I'm not fighting mid, I'm not fighting mid
I
Everyone come back. I'm smoking
No one fight. No one fight. Hold this month. Yo, everyone everyone run be made right now
Everyone would be made right now make noise running be made
Reclear spawn reclear spawn nice
I have my ult, so I'll just run in
I'm only smoking CT
I have a flash, I have a flash
Flash me
My ult too much is pretty
Will you back side?
I'm banning your ult bro
I see the door
I'm back side
I'm back side
I'm back side, I'm back side, both
I'm ulting
Like I never lag
Fight him, fight him with me
To right, right, right
right right right right.
Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me!
I'm gonna run out of him.
Come get Bob, come get Bob!
Nice!
One more, one more, one more.
One more fucking round, bro.
One more dude!
Fuckin' round the same as hell.
They broke the broke, they broke the broke the broke.
And they're broke, they're so broke.
Right now, we have stage hall.
I'm gonna take fight smith, I'm gonna take fight smith, we're gonna go mid up the shop alright?
We're gonna go mid up the shop.
You wanna smoke cat? You wanna smoke cat?
Uh, yes. Smoke cat, smoke cat.
I'm taking a full ego fight, I'm just gonna have a full ego fight alright?
Love that, I love that.
I bought mid by the way.
Hold here, hold this, hold behind us, hold behind us, hold behind us.
I won't be mid right now.
Go go go!
Oh, survive.
and
this
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MADE MADE MADE MADE MADE
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come on
oh my god bro
they can't fuck with you
oh my god
take off the bottle of me
take off the bottle of me
come on
Let's fucking go, Moono!
Come on, dude!
You guys are fucking great!
Let's fucking go!
Fucking greatest, bro.
We all played fucking games tonight.
Oh my fucking god.
We all played crazy last night.
Oh god, we all did.
Dude!
Holy fuck, that was crazy.
Holy fuck.
Let's go!
Fucking go, bro.
Oh my god, man!
Dude!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Moono, you saw the diamonds in the rough, bro.
You know who to choose.
I fucking respect you for choosing this one.
Yo, you know what's crazy though?
What?
They said when my team was locked and loaded, and it was just us.
They said that we had the worst team and that I was out first round.
Jason was confident. Jigs he was confident.
Everyone thought that we lost first round.
Oh, so gross.
Listen.
Let's fuck that.
I'm sketched. Listen, bro. Hey.
I fucking popped that very fucking long time ago, as I popped the fuck off that last round on my life.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Jinxy!
Starting a FaceTime call to Jinxy.
Where's jixie bro
Jixie listen, I
Don't want the subs, but I just want I
Just want your respect, bro. That's it and also I want to say thank you for inviting me, bro
Because I wouldn't even be here. I don't even want the subs bro. You can keep them
But bro, I genuinely want to say thank you for letting me in this tournament and I'm sorry if I try hard a little bit too hard
I'm sorry
Yeah, I agree. I don't know how to pick Trik though. Who was Trik last pick?
No, Trik was in the first round. He went in the first round.
Oh.
It was... Dude, I'm not Hone, sorry.
Uh, whoa. Muga, respectfully bro. I respect you bro. You're a big player man.
Do you think I snipe because that's all that matters for me, bro? I just don't want you to think I'm cheating
Thank you, bro. Thank you
No, no, I'm gonna be I swear to God though
I just got scared for a second bro because I didn't want to like break your chest because I don't want to like come into your
Tournament to like fuck around bro. That's not what I want to do
Thank you, bro.
This all roads lead to Onepixel.
This is what I'm saying, bro.
We should have listened to Onep.
Dude, chat.
Go back.
Roll back to the clip.
Roll back to the clip.
When Onep said it, a light bulb went off in my head.
I think if you didn't have a trick, you might have lost or came close to losing.
Yeah.
You didn't even come close to losing.
Bro, look at your score sheet.
I know it.
Muda, walk with me here.
Mom dropped the bracket.
Mom dropped the bracket.
Yeah.
I'm going to beat you all roads need to daddy.
Oh, look, it's a drop the bracket.
No, shot the bracket, got the bracket, dude.
All roads need to own a bro.
All roads each owner.
Here's the bracket.
Look at me.
Look at my blood.
Here's you in the first round, 13 to 7.
Here's you in the second round, 13 to 5.
Here's you in the finals, 13 to 5.
The closest the team got to you was 6 rounds!
Odie?
It was right, bro.
Do you guys see how many kills I dropped?
There'd be a round.
Look at how many kills I dropped.
There'd be a round.
33, 33, 32.
Yeah, bro.
You're a fucking talented fucking gamer, bro.
I'm gonna give it to you, bro.
I love you, bro.
And actually, actually, I remember now.
Um, I gave you 300 subs one time, so I actually want my subs back.
Okay.
I remember actually, I get the Jixi like 500 subs.
The one of you wanted Rainbow Six Siege where you fucking dragged his balls and fucked me in my ass.
Second of all, when I bet a hundred-
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Love y'all bro and chat from the bottom of heart, bro
Thank you guys for being here, bro
Thank you guys for being here, bro. I think everyone bro. I think Jinxie. I think the sabrosa
I think the I think the only pixel
But I forgot to thank you guys bro. Generally child. I wouldn't be here right now with you, bro
I hope 2026 is my year, bro
Chat I've been shooting every single day for like two years, bro. I love y'all bro
I love y'all bro and thank y'all bro for being here every every every every day
Thank you, bro. I actually love y'all bro genuinely, bro
Genuinely, bro. I love y'all bro. All right chat
Is everyone getting off
China's everyone getting off shut I love you guys. Hey
Yo
next VR episode maybe me and be maybe me and bunny get married next VR episode
bro who knows chat if Jixi gets married to Sakura I'll get married to bunny bro
fuck it we'll do we'll do a marriage and fucking VR chat bro who knows
genuinely bro won't know who knows bro hey listen no chat I love y'all so much
hey thank you guys always for watching my streams I love you all bro I think
it's time to call it because I need to take a piss today is the best day of my
fucking life bro today is genuinely the best day of my life but I'm not gonna lie
check it y'all think I was gonna win this tournament be honest no no no no do
y'all think did y'all think that I was gonna win this tournament when I had
sketch on my team a level seven on my team all odds against me bro all odds
against me buddy here with the problem is that even a question
bro Melvin literally both Melvin literally sent me a message on my phone
Melvin literally sent me a message on my phone he said shameless bro
well the fucker said y'all read
bro and they said bro walla you ate winning but clip form
Excuse me Melvin. What? Are you crazy bro? Hey are you crazy bro? Hey are you crazy bro?
Yeah, you know what Melvin actually, no chat we're looking for a new YouTube editor.
Melvin's getting fucking fired bro. Melvin's getting fucking fired chat.
Drop a 1 in the chat if you want to edit for my YouTube bro. I'll pay you $10,000 a month.
$10,000 a month!
Fight one of the channels, it's gonna be my YouTube editor, bro.
We're firing fu- uh, we're-
Oh, I was gonna say Fuji.
Alright, we're firing Melvin, bro.
We're firing Melvin, bro.
We're firing Melvin.
We're firing Melvin, bro.
We're firing Melvin.
Derez.
Derez.
Derez, bro.
Derez.
Derez.
Alright?
Derez.
Um...
What now, bro?
Genuinely, what now?
But I hit a mortal before.
Send it was a thing.
You're immortal?
No, but I hit it before.
I hit it before, I said I said I hit it before.
Look at the aura, it turns out it's camera.
Dude, does Jixi have something called pepperoni nipples?
I don't know.
Cause I'm not gonna lie, dude his nips are like
five times the size of mine, bro, is that normal?
Like I know I can't talk about my chest
cause like yeah, low key I do have like, you know,
like shitty ass chest genetics, but like dude,
Jixi low key has like some pepperoni nipples, bro.
Does that have something to do with the Roni nipples?
One has been first rounded in the CS and the counter-certainment
Look at my face right here. Look at everybody's face in the coliseum
When all today said he's cracked
Look at everybody's face in the Colvin one. I said he's cracked
Well, well, well
Well, well, well Vaughn
What's up, dude? So do you still think I'm sniping or doing anything?
No, I never said you sniped.
Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You read chat.
Yeah, I do still think that.
Okay.
Do I think, do I think you're the best player in the tournament and that you were gonna
win?
Yes?
I said that before.
Okay, Ron, can you say you're proud of me?
Yeah, I am proud of you, bro.
I said that right when you won.
I said, actually, dude, believe it or not.
Really?
Yeah, but I do think that you did read the chat, but I'm not, like, mad at it.
I don't know why that's such a bad thing to say.
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Ron, I love you, bro.
Well, love is a strong word,
because love you could,
let me tell you something about love as a philosopher.
Okay.
If you love someone, you can also admit wrong doings.
And when you love someone, anyone can make mistakes.
And when you love someone,
life isn't always gonna go smooth.
That's the point of love,
because you never quit on someone, you know?
Bro, can you just say I love you back with the fuck you've been talking about why are you turning into Joe with this philosophy for shit?
Of course, I love you really?
Yeah, I think you're a very funny dude, bro, and I think
You know there's a lot going for you in life, and you're a bundle you're a little bundle of joy
Ron, I love you, bro
Ladies you're fucking chopped pussy fuck you your nose is dangling in front of your
fucking much thank you for making you laugh today thank you for letting me be
your source of entertainment bro listen I don't give a fuck if I was your
background noise today I don't give a fuck if all you do was spam W's I don't
give a fuck if you drift off to my stream I don't give a fuck bro what
matters to me both and that you were here is that you were here today and
that's all that matters to me bro I love you guys so much bro listen from
the bottom of my heart bro god bless you god bless your family bro god bless your mom god bless your dad
god bless your girlfriend god bless your boyfriend god bless your wife god bless your kids may god
bless every single person in this chat and me and bro i hope every single person in the stream
one day feels the feeling i'm feeling right now because i feel like i just didn't crack heroin
and cocaine all at the same time i'll see y'all tomorrow take care have an amazing night
And I'll peace the fuck out!
Peace the fuck out!