mooda
๐จ REACTS -> WINNING 3 RL GAMES IN A ROW -> TOXIC 1V1'S -> ROAD TO CHAMPION IN SIEGE ๐จ
04-06-2026 ยท 10h 39m
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Let me call hi guys real quick and ask them if I have permission to do react today before because I really want to do react
I really want to do react bro
Let me just call the boss. Let me just call the boss bro. Let me just call the boss
Gotta hit the boss
Creationally, how are you? How are you creationally? I hope you're doing amazing. Yo, yo hi guys. How are you brother? How are you?
I'm doing fantastic. I'm watching the stumping right now. What's going on there? I'm very happy
I saw this interesting clip of you watch partying at
Rainbow Six Siege game and you saw some of the big nose instead of he had a double mood a nose curse
Yeah, he had a double curse
So he had a big-ass forehead and then he had a big-ass nose. You got a double fucking mood of curse. It's actually bad
It's bad RNG to be honest. It's bad. It's really bad, but did you go next? You can't do anything about it
Okay, so I've already contacted Rahul and your twitch accounts going to get terminated
You keep talking about this Rahul guy. Who is that bro? Who is that?
He's my Indian
Twitch rep
That can ban whoever I want so you're gonna get banned. Oh
GG so I'm banned now
Yeah, you're gonna give me bad for what for what for speaking the truth first equals man
I guess you big nose fucking sweater looking bitch. Yo, you know
Fucking bitch ass pussy
I mean
Understand
Arrow arrow CS you know, I want to fuck you right
Okay, oh, the coffee's hitting the wrong spots today. Give me a second
Arrow I apologize. I'm not gay. I like girls. I like pussy. I like girls like ladies. I like woman
And I think that back. I'm sorry. Now anyway chat we're gonna do some reacts. Oh
Actually one sec. Let me call high-vives again. Let me call the boss and tell him real quick one sec
Tell me call the higher ups. Let me call a higher ups right now
Chat let me call the higher ups
Mood up fuck high-vives you're a slave to us you do what you're told
Moodo. Yo, sorry. What do you want?
I just keep hearing JP calling every five seconds.
You blown up my phone bro. You're like a fucking crazy ex. What?
I was gonna ask you if I could do react before we get into our Valorant or Rocking.
Oh yeah, yeah, no worries.
Before I go though, I just wanna say a couple of things if that's okay with you.
Uh, I have never seen someone so...
Fuck you fucking bitch, that's fucking pussy.
Fucking bitch.
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3, 1v1ing, my valiant viewers, 4, playing with Richie and Rainbow Six Siege and getting
champion.
holy fuck muda what an edit
shit
who was that ?
who was that ? who was that ? i'm serious
who was that ? i'm not funny that's not funny
who was that ? no no no no
i'm serious who the fuck was that ?
no no no, that shit was not funny
no no no, i don't know why you guys
no no no no no no. who was that ?
who just said that shit ?
not only did my ears just get
a BBC with a long cock okay but my heart also just feels like I just took
crack cocaine and hair and all at the same time where the fuck that was you
need to get banned all right let's move on to react now before I open up
reacts I just want to say a couple a couple few things okay she was a couple
If I open up reacts and there's like any rage bait, anything bro, like anything, like anything
about my nose, anything about like my like literally anything, any rage bait, you are
going to get terminated from my community.
Okay.
You are legitimately going to get terminated from my community.
All right.
Let's go.
What if we showed this to someone five years ago when we didn't have AI?
Do you think they would trip out?
Imagine you came from the future into the into the into the past and then showed them
This and then showed them this do you think they would chip out?
This holy angels work in this game
No, it does not what makes really no sense
That is no it seems terrible. You don't hold angles. What?
What do you mean you don't yeah, by the way bro CS go is gotta be like the most like weird, okay
Like does it look like I was the one
Does it look like I was the one who went to fucking Mars or or or the moon you fucking dumbasses
Why the fuck
Am I in space and I'm bald
Who is making these bro? This is how they reach the moon. Oh wait, these are a little bit from yesterday
Okay, here you go. This is where we start, right?
I've been Berlin! I've been Berlin! I got one Berlin!
I don't care.
Where are those people coming from?
Jack, if you guys saw me on the side of the street,
and you're a girl, would you come up to me and ask me for my phone number?
Yes or no?
I would kill myself.
I'm calling the bomb squad.
I'd spit on you.
I would run away.
I'm calling the cops.
Hey Siri call 911?
Bro.
I
Beware of the pipe other someone said go up
Yeah, my ult's ready.
That's nice.
Fuck that.
Oh, fuck that.
I'm here.
Goddamn.
One enemy.
One enemy.
One enemy.
One enemy.
One enemy.
Who the worst enemy?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I know exactly where he is.
Oh!
Oh!
Dude, I didn't like that.
Y'all, this is how to be the worst enemy.
Who is this?
Yeah, you need to retire that shit up, bro.
Yo, is Zen in the chat at Zen?
Zen, is this your edit?
Yes or no?
Zen, be honest.
Is this your edit?
Yes or no?
Zen, is this your edit?
Yes or no?
Easy wind trade.
Boosted in the sky, boosted by the community.
Wind trading schedule.
Today's goals, WinTrade, Rage On Stream, Blame Team, Get Banned.
And then my nose is literally a cock.
Like I don't understand you guys, I actually literally don't.
How rich Purdy vs Poor Purdy
How rich Purdy vs Poor Purdy
Bro, Yo, Tell me why Jynxie was tweaking out yesterday bro
Jynxie was literally tweaking out yesterday
It's not our team, it's not our team, it's not our team, it's not our team, it's not our team
Click your name bro
Oh, I appreciate that mud, thank you
You know what?
Because you said click your name, bro. I'm gonna click my name
Why were you stressing you want to know why I was stressing because it was legit raging and
And this fucking retard in Jinxie's chat kept spamming.
Yo, pay Muda, you scammer.
Pay Muda, you scammer.
I literally thought he was going to take it out on me and BANG ME!
Bro, that's why, bro, that's why.
Get me out of here.
Say what laughing you heard the C4.
Say what laughing you heard the C4.
Say what laughing you heard the C4.
Oh my, what is Bunny doing dude?
You think I dropped something? Oh my god, you're so right. I'll never get that for you
Yeah, no more bunny clips. I'm so serious
And the next one's bunny freeze Frank. I
Swear to God is it safe?
Bro, what is this?
So we're sending my e-girlfriend that I met on VRChat three days ago a clip of me falling
when there was water on the floor and there was sweat on the floor and my basketball
Shoes were brand new so they need to be broken in so I slipped, which is not my fault. You're sending an embarrassing moment
Frank you're getting the odd you're getting you're getting up on VIP
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It makes a really cool beat though.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, frick.
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Didn't go to this edit though, but how does it even go for me look?
Don't this guy look he looks like Dexter though
He's vaping
I was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-lovers
Yeah, this is low key duel of the year, bro. I won't lie.
But I want to say that, yeah, I'm not gay, bro.
Like, you made this edit, it looks like I'm gay, bro.
Or me and Jigsay are gay, we're not gay, bro.
Probably the best new player.
We got a glimpse of the chosen one once again.
Oh my god. Yo, let's...
I already know it's gonna be cinema.
Yo, I gotta watch this, I gotta watch this. I'm sorry, bro.
Probably the best new player I've seen since Trout, like years ago.
It's by the best new player I've ever seen, actually no, the best new player I've ever seen.
Who does that, man?
Wow, he just engaged us.
Get the fuck out of there!
Get up, man!
NO!
1 more, 1 more, 1 more!
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Let's go!
That's game!
You're the next time, the next time we do a 2v2.
do a 2v2 I want to be on Jaycee's team bro.
What'd you suck a dick?
What?
I would suck so many dicks.
You just gotta wait
Would you suck a dick what I would suck so many dicks are you stupid if you say no you got me fucked
Okay, fucking flexer every every day
So stupid
What I can buy orange give them all shut up
Focus focus focus. I like it black fuck. Oh what black? That's crazy. I can
And then I died to a silent C4
Yo, yo, yo, all that takes is one.
Dude, bro, here's a little feature.
Men enjoying food gives me the ick.
Like, imagine a guy is enjoying chocolate chip cookies.
Like, bitch, what the fuck do you mean?
Sorry, sorry for saying bitch.
But like, what the fuck is this girl saying, bro?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What the fuck do you mean I hate when a guy
enjoys chocolate chips what the fuck do you mean and he's like making noises like
mmm so good like we get it you're gay what
No, I mean, no. Like what?
Muda, you win traded with me.
Muda win traded, by the way.
So Muda is gonna have the last deck because Muda is free.
I'll be honest, Muda should have his first round taken properly.
If not, you read your chat, buddy.
How does it feel to win a tournament by stream typing?
Put a proofing roll and I'll get on my knees and I'll say Daddy Muta Yurigawa bro.
Nice.
Nice.
Right up!
Right up!
Yeah!
How many you want to go?
Five!
Five!
Five, bro!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
It's a... I have a confession to make, bro.
Bro
So now confession make
I have a confession make
I have a DNA I have a DNA
Yo, can y'all tell me why I'm showing you guys a USB with an SD reader?
There you guys are saying the LVP!
Where did you see the VP?
Where?
It's a USB!
Wait, chat was Jinxing really impressed by my gameplay?
Yo chat, for being on Rainbow Six Siege for unironically maybe like a week.
Do you guys think I'm good?
For playing Rainbow Six Siege for one week, do you think I'm good?
The last time I played almost 6 Siege was 10 years ago, 10 years ago, it was very fucking
reason why you're calling me during my React segment where I share a very special bonding
time with my viewers, ay ay ay, I let you talk last time, I'm talking now, okay?
Is there a fucking reason that you're calling me while I'm talking to my viewers about
Life and Reacts, go.
I'm saving them the trouble of listening to you.
Now get on the game, let's play.
Chat, do I have permission to get on Rainbow Six Siege?
Chat, do I have permission to get on Rainbow Six Siege?
I'm playing with keyboard and mouse right now.
By the way, today I'm playing with keyboard and mouse.
Okay, well, don't start with that shit.
Don't start with that shit, don't start with that shit,
don't start with that shit.
You have permission to get on rocket league my slave like Mod Ben that guy bro. She's actually just fucking opinion of the fucking
Geez, bro. Yo, hi guys. Did you see me playing Rock Rainbow Sixies yesterday? Yeah, you're actually pretty good
Am I better than you?
No, so we're gonna have to one we want to find out one day. You know that right? Yeah, okay
Yeah.
So how do you guys think is better?
Me, the guy who beat Jinxie, Spoit, Richie and Bolo, all in one of you one or
some fucking lizard eyes, ugly fuck, hairline receding, hair thinning,
still running in 2017, Cristiano Ronaldo, comb over in 2026.
Who do you think is better at Rainbow Six Siege?
OK.
See, hair grows.
Well, I was gonna say hair grows,
noses don't, but your nose
does actually grow.
Well, that wouldn't work, to be fair.
Look at-
Interesting fact,
a human's nose doesn't stop growing for an entire lifespan.
This means that by the time Muda grows old,
his nose will literally be the size of-
I'm not blind, I'm playing keyboard and mouse right now, you dumb fuck!
Yo, hi guys, I'm so serious.
Plug in that fucking controller, bro.
I'm not playing fucking PC with you, bro.
Look at- look at my gameplay.
Yeah, I got you. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, don't ever, yeah, don't ever get the fuck off that
shit and join my game. Get the fuck off that shit and join my game. Get the fuck off that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, daddy's coming daddy's coming. We're like
By the way, I won three times in a row like six times today
All recorded on stream. So if we can't do it, you're the problem knows says noot noot
I'm playing out of my mind today. My chat's been saying
Okay, well, can we want to warm up cuz I haven't touched no
Join my game. We have to do one, but you know, we have to do it every time
All right, all right, all right, all right, cool cool
Your moods lock in today. You're going to carry this. I'm just warming up. I wish you'd like to stop and play
Yep
I'll take that off
Faking you out. Yep. I'll take that away from you. Thanks for the bar
your siege game proved why you're the chosen one please don't give me this
Just hit that free flip off you because you're stupid as fuck you'd shout out for no reason
all right and
Then that you have the ball because I feel bad and then take your shot
And then control you're not going and then all you are great
Hey bro, great job. Great job, great job.
No, you are literally so lucky.
Great job man.
Alright, easy, thank you.
Holy shit, my character's not really terrible. I think my literal, my fucking...
I will literally suck your dick if you get the same.
Yup, let's see.
Where's my flip? Where's my fucking flip? The game's broken!
I can't play this shit, bro.
Thank you, yeah, just have the ball for me, thank you.
Thanks man, thank you.
No, you gotta hit the ball next time, dumb fuck.
Internet.
The objective is to get into my net not let me get into your net.
I'm better than you, we'll see.
Yep, collected boost.
Yep, you're gonna want to shoot it, but you can't.
Even though I can't control the ball right now, it's really weird.
Here we go with aerials. You can't do aerials.
Alright, I'll take it up your hands, thank you.
And then I'll just score it on your net.
wait no no no no i'm not feeling that that's a little lame let me just hit a flip reset on you
right i just do a roof shot them oh all right what i'm gonna stop not yeah i'm literally
or you're shit at the game bro yeah i'll take that thank you
You're fucking terrorists.
You're fucking terrorists.
You want to play a game?
You're fucking terrorists.
You're a terrorist.
Shit at the game.
You're shit at the game.
Yep.
I shot it off.
Thank you.
Save that.
Yep, thank you.
Thank you again.
I'll take that boost, officer.
You can go back now.
You're not getting this boost.
You can go back now.
Yeah, try to take this.
Yep.
Yep.
Oh no.
Yeah, oh, no, yeah, you're just fucking terrible, literally horrible. What are you even doing
in the air? Get your fat ass off the air and back on the ground.
You should have the game, bro. I don't think you're good, please. Good 50. You gotta hit
the fucking weight room a little bit fucking stick your dick is just so small
I can tell my dick's big you want to feel it like what yeah this boost thank
you we're gonna do with no boost we're gonna do no boost thank you this on my
car I have no boost now I've no boost oh no mood I have no boost mood up
Muda I have no booze fucking shit player shit cam
Oh no, oh no, Muda. Oh no
Muda no Muda get back Muda. Yeah, get back Muda get back. Yeah, save that Muda taking you out. Yeah
Bring this up the what?
Yeah, but a blunder what a blunder good pass. Hey great pass great pass
Oh great pattern over playing choose did you think we were playing choose high-bives high-bives
Did you think we were playing choose?
Did you think we were playing choose? Good pass, bro. Good pass.
Nice to the law nice good one right there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, bro. Thank you
Good kickoff
I was a good boy who's a good boy high-bives who's a good boy
Yeah, yeah, no, that's my boost actually thank you. Nope. How'd you get the boot?
Ha ha ha and that's another goal
You miss you miss well, you're acting just a lot. You're actually sell up. Yep. I'm gonna go right here
Good
My eyes hey good same. Well, I just want to see what we're doing in the air here by the way. Let me see here
What were you doing? No, I can't play one. Yeah
That was a good save that was like
Wait, wait, wait another kickoff goal
Oh, you're lucky I messed up.
Take that back.
I already know you're just going to push because you're stupid.
I fucked up my...
I demo.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Give me out. Give me out.
Six to three in your GC.
Who carried you who the fuck carried you
All right, no none of this matter none of this matters
Yeah, so you need to rely on someone else for your skill I said that means no no
Yeah, literally that's the most RNG game mode I've ever seen in my life.
No, it's very calculated.
No it is not.
Chat type 1 if Mudo will be carrying high-vives this game.
Type 1.
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
Thank you.
Appreciate y'all.
All right, let's go.
You have...
Oh, look at that.
Already in the goal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Already.
Nice job.
But hey, hey, hey dude, dude.
Just because I'm better than you at this game is gonna get me.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm gonna carry your TV story wins, and then I'm gonna leave the game. I'm gonna leave the game
I'm gonna leave the call you understand me all right
You you have to do something what are you doing?
I'm doing something. Let me get that. You're a terrorist. Oh fuck no
This guy's name is don't shoot me I'm
What?
Let's go. Did you just score that or did you score that? No, I scored it
It said hi by scored the fuck is this guy's name. Don't shoot. I'm bro. What the fuck
What?
Parable last 50 by my teammate
Nice
Backboard making
That's my teammate
I bumped the one you have all the time in the world you have all the time in the world
we're done.
Alright, well I'm tripping a little bit because you just.
Take your time, hi guys, take your time.
I don't have time.
This one and then just take the gold.
Alright, alright.
You know, you know, hey bro, I just put our differences aside bro, I'm a better
once player than you, it's all good bro, chill out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I have better mechanics than you and I'm smarter than you, my dick is bigger
than you and I look better than you but it's all good and I'm taller than
you.
Relax bro.
Come on, let's just play the game.
None of those things are true.
None of those things are true.
Let's just put our differences aside, bro.
So you don't worry, daddy's got you.
Nice save.
Oh, it's all good.
I got it.
Yep, there you go.
To you.
Ooh, what a good pass.
He's going to chow that for no reasons to be annoying.
Faking?
Good fake.
I'm gonna demo this guy. Okay. I'll get all good. I'm gonna don't even don't even trip. I got him
Okay, and then just you got it. So this one up the wall and I follow up your knowing piss him off
All right, I'm gonna rotate back. I'm gonna I'm gonna fake this. Ah, yeah, all good
And then I'm gonna go up the wall. I should just go right here. Yep. I'm gonna take that away from them
That's you. It's perfect to you now to you to you to you. Yeah, I'll play this
Actually, he's gonna play for me wait to you. I can't I want to be one
No, no, that's good, that's good.
Fuck that, fuck with that, fuck with that, a lot.
Yep, I got this, I got this.
I'm still left side, I'm still left side.
Alright, pinching.
Open that.
And just, it's that light work.
Muda scored, how?
Cause I demoed him.
And that's first game.
First game done.
And that's first game.
And that's first B and B. W, W touched off.
Wait, what did- WHAT?!
J-Flo, a twitch that just called me a big nose bitch.
Yep.
J-Flo!
Bro, I should've understood. Yo, chat.
Listen, I want you to understand, me and Hivah has gone on a call last night and warmed up for three hours in the middle of the night.
And then we had E-Sex, so we're gonna win this ship first try.
Go.
I would like to say that that did not happen that did not happen, but
well
All right, whoa
Whoa, I got I got I got I got I got I got I got I got it. You got it. I'm all right
Let me see what you got mood up I bumped them off your back
Yo one more one more mood up. Yeah to you to you off the backboard to you
You're a fucking pussy.
Yo bro, I have no- yo bro, you need to relax a little bit.
Seriously, you need to relax, Muda.
I'm here to carry you and you're making-
Yo, I'm just dropping this down to you.
Take that.
Oh, okay, I got it.
Uh, and do I speak English? Hello?
What fucking language am I speaking?
Yo, hi boys, I'm gonna fucking slap this-
Like, what is that? You chow the ball for no fucking reason.
Oh my god, Bob!
Um...
I need help, I need help, I need help!
Yeah, they're just a fucking open net how does your cock is small?
What did I do?
Well on the I'm gonna do this. Yep. You got that follow that up for me
And then I got that open that open that open that please open that take a time take a time take a time
Yeah, what the fuck?
I
Want everyone help
No worries
Barra yeah, you're missing open nets in 2026. I'm just warming up bro. You've been in the game for four hours
Not true
You open that
Up and over up and over up and over up and over
What the fuck is an up and over? Oh, are you making up shit now? What is that for jumping for jumping for jumping you don't need the pre-dump
I got it. Oh my god. Yes
Yeah, that's a good
Thank you. Thank you. It was messy messy messy messy
Tricky purchase it to one. Yo, can I thank what you're one's up tricky purchase it to your one's up. Thank you, bro
Ah there we go I'll continue
Rotate back like what is this?
Yo yo are you to are you
Yo!
Alright there we go
Thank you I mean you just do what I do with my air control by the way you can't do shit
like that
You need to learn how to do that bro I'm so serious
I can I can
Like you need to learn how to do shit like that bro I'm so serious
I don't know what killing does. I don't know what that means.
It's just, what? Whoa, on go. Whoa, on go.
Dude, you're tweaking me out high by his stop, dude.
I don't know what you're doing. Oh, oh, go
Nice there we go. I'll continue rotate back. Okay. Go continue. Let me see what you do with this ball
All right, just so we're like in fucking Bahamas. All right. Yeah, give me time. What is that air control? Oh?
Yo, bro, I'm warming up
I'm gonna go I'm gonna
Yo, I feel like you're just doing shit right now.
What?
What?
It's a 50!
Okay, well you just said you were up, but are you trolling me right now?
Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid!
It's middle, it's middle!
It's middle, it's middle.
Just take our time here.
are you up I'm gonna punch you straight in your nose bro like that ass dude
that's not you all you
what am I playing around the fucking a rosy bro like it's fine we're up I got
I'm faking I'm faking for you like what do you mean you're faking nice good
bench yo yo all right you're you're a little too hyper that I like what are you
doing right now can you just relax
look sorry why you relax okay I'm playing relaxed your your dcm and oh my god
I feel like I'm on steroids right now what is happening what my god bro you
You know what steroids feels like no, what you just said I feel like I'm on steroids right now
But you know the ball towards the ball towards you. I know yo, I'm not blind like
Another one, but uh, yeah, you have to be the worst rock-off player
I'm just like
You great pass, bro. Yeah great pass. We love that bro
You're gonna just love for me. I would have moved it out, but instead you take the bottle
Yeah, no, no, it's not coulda no no it was it was on you
I'm just letting you cook bro, I have no clue what the fuck you're doing anymore.
Let me, yeah!
Hey!
Aura.
Hi guys.
Watch and learn.
Alright.
So now...
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Know that was a good one, bro, that was good that was good that was good that was good
I know, that was good though.
Hey, the next one now?
The next time we do this?
Four in a row.
The next time we do this, it's gonna be four in a row.
No, we go to L, we go to L, and then we set it at that record.
It's like a record.
We go to L and then we set it at that
Right now
Yeah, we go to the record and we set it to that. No we go to L and we set it to that
What if we lose the next one and then it's three
No, no, um
No, no, no, because we already beat three so it would be it would automatically be four
It is automatically right. You're right. You're right. Okay, let's go. Yeah
That's at the record brah yep keep going it's a lot of them we have to go we have to go
that shit was crazy huh that shit was crazy
yeah that's good that's good that's good
hi let's go let's make a statement now
let's make a statement
now we're more now now now we're more now bell
guys I'm mood on considering moving to Israel do you have any travel advice
I'm lepidines!
Lock him all you moota another one. Thank you
All right middle I can't have a fucking zero. Yeah, I'm chopping up
Son of a shit
I thought I can give up how long it's all good. It's all good
fuck
you're gonna you want I'll go for that then yeah you go
I'm demoed yeah you're good
stay middle yeah I'm gay hi boys I'm gay did you know that
Proud of you bro happy for you. I was just joking. Yeah, that's a goal walking. No stop
Oh my god, we got it. Come on bro. I gotta lock in
I
Go 50
All you just control. Yep. Well played. Well played. Appreciate you appreciate you flick over him
Yeah, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Holding up holy rocket shit, bro
No boost to this fuck
Okay, I got it I'll put that shot. Yeah, we got that. Yeah, you're a scammer
Yeah, take this take this. I can't can't fuck that. I was risking I
Got okay, I got
have a better clear I go again yep oh that's the center for him he sucks just
hit this to me sorry that hit I won't lie oh good oh good oh good I took his
booster oh oh good just take them
Haha
Holy shit, bro. I mean, I don't know bro. I don't know I don't know I don't know let's go
Yeah, or has arrived. I'm like locked in now
You left side go
Yep
We're good. I control I control to leave
all you to you yep I turn I bang you my fucking are no words no words at all
I just pass but I okay you're why you're what what I gotta save this nice
Yo Zayam, push it to three months, bro.
You go again?
I go, I go. I got time. 50, nice.
All you, just tap into me.
Aw, it's hot ton of worst hits in the world right now, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, I got it.
Yep, to you.
Yeah, I can.
To you.
To you.
Oh my god, you like that 50 baby?
Yeah, perfect.
You clean it up!
I know, I want... to you now.
No, I have nothing for that man.
No, I'm not going to lie bro, I should have hit it, but like, I wanted that fake.
Oh good, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Playing very passive this game.
Playing very passive.
Come on, come on.
No, no, no, no, I backfliped.
No, no, no dead zone fuck
Oh my god, that's it
That's okay, that's okay
You're playing very passive. I need you to just take that take a shot from there, bro
You know what I'm saying?
If you take a shot and it goes into order. I you know, I'll never be bad, bro
Let me just put on my aura song real quick
Yeah, like this high-vises. I'm sure we're talking about yeah right here
Oh
Come on
Oh, thanks
Oh you mood I'm in that no worries. Let's say you say this then
Come here to you
Oh my god, if you score that I would have actually tripped out
You're back right you're back. Yep
I'm not one brother. I knew it. I pretty jumped you for it, but like bro
Yeah, that's on me nice. I flipped up to me
All good fast, I'm just gonna go back I
Got it. Are you about me?
You fucking bummed me!
I didn't mean to come so early.
All good, I got it.
He's gonna hit this?
We burned time though.
I'll go again. You? Down you?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, give me all give me all the bad game. That's about him
Let me sleep my fruits here. I can't figure out what's longer his nose or the three-minute ad break
I just got hit by in the middle of last game
I
Even knows if I had to answer that question hi
I got it I got yeah, you got it
You're passing
Oh
Be honest be honest be honest. What was that? How's that pass? Did you like that pass? Oh great? That was a great pass
Yeah, I
Can go fucking terrorist oh good I got it
has to be you no panic I can go I just pop it up to you yep knew you would be
there knew you would be there it's just I mean they asked Muto why do you call
yourself the chosen one let me tell you because there's not a video game
that I am playing that I am bad at
oh yeah I'm getting back boots get the fuck off my phone
mood is playing very well very well mood up
with this big for five in a row it's five in a row
oh bad center bro that's my I'm always there I'm always there for you oh you
You gotta go again.
Yeah, I got it.
I can take this.
I can take this.
Yeah.
I'm demoed.
Holy, Brahma here trying to 2v1, brah, I'm actually tripping right now.
No shot, no shot, no shot, no, no, I got it, it's gonna bounce, hop up to you, you go
again, oh!
no shot in the corner I'm predicting
bounce
some FF some FF you made me start
drinking wine at 7 p.m. on a Monday you
Jew knows fuck like what does that had
anything to do with me I'm not even a
you
Oh chance retreating bro
You just I don't know man
I can go. I'm gonna send this middle for you. Yeah
I mean I can a child that I just thought you were back. No, I wouldn't know you had to tell that
Well, I got some good eats. I'm not even kidding. What did you get?
salmon rice broccoli and
Street potatoes
What
I
My ruin the loose. Oh, you should guys ass. Oh my I got it
We're gonna lose but you got it
Yep, I think you think you think okay. I'm going demoing demoing demoing demoing one open that high-rise just cinema
High-rise it's just right now, bro
We might we might just have to stop because I think we're gonna win so much that the record's gonna be like untouchable
It's not gonna laugh. We might win a hundred in a row
They fake
You you
Yep, I go I'm predicting
What is this fucking fat One Emo?
What is that?
Yup, again?
Okay.
One to fifteen.
That's not me!
Keep going.
I feel like I'm in like flow state right now, I think she's scary.
Hint.
That's the perfect thing.
Oh, you muddle.
I'm gonna bring this back to you.
Here.
Yeah.
No worries.
long
Oh you mada mada i'm gonna bring this back to you here here
We're playing so well
I got it
He's gonna have 50m on the wall. Down to you. No worries for the temp.
Yep.
Good outlet.
Yeah. All yours.
Yeah, yeah. There's two of them. Two of them on the wall.
They're getting desperate although the game's over. So I don't know why they're even trying
Boy, I've never seen property this big
And what a saving there. What is saving at six to?
Jewish boy can I have your rock league settings? I'm not even Jewish. I'm Lebanese
Come on, they're gonna win
Can I accept your lesbian no I didn't say I'm a lesbian I didn't say I'm lesbian I said I'm a
Let's
Again
I'm not even looking I just know it's gonna go in yeah, it's army in
He saved it you can look now. It's not going in all my ash has aura farming so hard like what was that?
Wait, they're my win.
Do you like broccoli?
We stopped trying, we stopped trying nine goals.
I go right away.
Yeah, I love broccoli, um, I love broccoli.
I love every vegetable. There's not one vegetable.
Like, we're at, what, five in a row right now?
Mm-hmm. I think we should stop this at the record.
Or we can keep going.
Chad, do we go, do we keep going until we lose or should we stop it?
At five wins in a row.
Do we stop it or keep going until we set a record?
We know we're already in a rock record, but.
Listen, I think we stop it here.
I gotta react to fucking NASA.
I gotta react to the Hollywood film.
So.
All right, we should stop then.
All right.
So our record is now six.
We have to go to six?
All right.
They're about to fly past the moon.
They're about to fly past the moon
but not land on the moon.
Yep.
They missed the moon.
All right.
Nice.
All right.
Take care now.
GGs, that was good.
I love you bro.
I love you bro.
Take care.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Lowkey chat?
We just set a record bro.
We did it bro.
Jinxed to saying you are the best new player on Siege only because he's never seen Josh
Seeky play.
Josh Seeky mobs you.
Bro what do you mean Josh?
Yo y'all are actually gonna piss me off.
Like genuinely genuinely y'all are gonna piss me off.
Josh Seeky is gonna play Rainbow bro.
Josh Seeky is gonna play Rainbow.
Yo, I need to get pissed so bad chat y'all give me permission to go to get pissed. Yes, you know
Kana, do you give me permission to take a piss? Yes or no?
Where were we in reacts by the way over here
Jinxie was really impressed by your gameplay. This is like one of my this is like one of many clips
Chat do you guys give me permission to take a piss
It's only up for me, I'm-
Chef, FBS, it's been four months, I love you.
Do you guys give me permission to take a piss?
Ask nicely.
Kynetic?
May I please go to the bathroom?
Hm.
May I please go to the bathroom?
Hm.
Ch- Can I please go to the ba-
PISSED IN A BOTTLE SLAVE!
Y'all were back.
I was gonna piss me.
Like, what the fuck?!
you
What the fuck did I just watch, bro?
Chat, you guys know what's weird, that I can be on the toilet pissing and still talk to
you guys, bro.
And still talk to you guys.
It's pretty weird, bro.
It's genuinely pretty weird that I can take a piss and still talk to somebody on it.
That's pretty weird, that's pretty crazy.
There's genuinely great weirdos that I could take a piss and still talk to some of y'all, but that's pretty weird, but I'm pretty crazy.
Spam-immuted before he comes back.
Alright.
I'm gonna just scroll up.
Bruh.
What were you watching? I was watching this nine year old kid. He took edibles.
He took edibles instead of... he took his dad's edibles thinking they were gummies.
He was just crying, bro. So fucked up. It was all fixed up.
Alright, that's it. Jynxie was impressed about Muda's R6 gameplay. Let's see.
He's in moto, in moto.
Bro, this kid is still trying to be a shit fail.
He just shit on you, bro.
He just shit on you, bro.
This kid is insane, bro.
I didn't even have time to react.
In a bed dorm.
Oh my god.
It's crazy, cause we're like, we're killing spoiled,
Just got a 1v2.
Wow.
This kid's actually gross, yeah.
Ow.
Holy fucking shit.
This kid, for a level 80?
Yeah, this kid's nasty.
Hey, Muda, I just started streaming.
Is there any advice to be as bad as you?
Zemju with the 18 months.
Date idea, okay, let's handcuff each other and go with the public. Alright, let's see
Yo Mooda heard Six Flags was creating the next tallest tried called Mooda's nose when we riding lol all love
I'm gonna fuck
This is gonna be the worst day idea ever
I literally got to be like the most edgy worst thing I've ever seen my son you need to get banned, bro
I'm not balding chat when a headset sits on your head all day for eight to twelve hours every single day
there's gonna be some baldness there's gonna be there's gonna be some there's
gonna be you know there's just there's gonna be some stuff bro there's gonna
be some stuff there there's gonna be some stuff obviously
fear basketball from the moment I started rolling my dad's crew sucks
I shoot an imaginary game
Bro like come on bro
Do my eyes look anything like this by the way do my eyes look anything like this by the way like genuinely
do my eyes look
Anything like this bro. All right look
like you can go fuck yourself bro like genuinely just go fuck yourself dude
what are these like thirst fat that it's chat like chat who mogs me or more than
man chat who mogs me or more than I don't like this audio though this audio
is throwing me off this audio was like throwing me off what it was what is this
audio
Okay, that adds pretty hard that it's pretty good. I'm not gonna let that it's pretty good. That's a good that's a good edit
That's a good edit
You fucking bitch you're actually a fucking pussy bro like you're actually fucking pussy
Like you're actually fucking pussy, but you're actually a virgin, bro
Like actually don't fuck yourself
Like actually just go fuck yourself. Well, that's just not even funny, bro. Like that's not even that's not even funny!
Muda I skipped to ten minutes into the stream. What the fuck is this? Yo, okay, bro
oh my god yes shut up no this is it no this is AI this is a this is a little
the AI that's a little the AI bro least racist on a pixel chatter hi what's
What? Why did you get banned?
What did he do?
VASA!
Ha! It's because you didn't see it bro!
NEE!
GAR!
Lees-
Yeah Mude, I said it yesterday.
You have blue eyes.
One blue this way, one blue that way.
It's all good to big nose.
Racist own a pixel chatter.
Hey, Muda, y'all really look alike.
Yo, Muda, last time, what's the hypotenuse of your nose?
I just... I don't... I don't understand, bro. Like...
Chat, on a scale of 1 to 10, how big is my nose? But, like, be real, bro.
Stop stop making this fake narrative that my nose is big bro. It's okay. Like sure it might be a little big
But it's not that big bro
Okay, sure. It's a little big, but it's not that big bro. It's not that big
Muda I know it's long but please watch till the end
Four minutes Frank
Frank, am I reacting to a YouTube video, Frank?
Frank, four minutes.
Bro, Muto's probably the best new player I've seen in years, man.
Probably the best new player I've seen in years.
Probably the best new player I've seen in years, man.
Muto's a ham.
My bad Tom Brady. Yo Muda. You're the chosen one. You're the chosen one, bruh.
My bad Tom Brady. Not only did he archer C4, but he perfectly arched Fenerbahce.
Jump in there, bitch!
Get off me!
I don't even know the ex-fuckin' app! Who are you peaking?
Shit.
Bro, this kid is trying to find me.
He just shit on me.
He just shit on me.
you
you
you
you
you
Only have one hand free?
Hey Siri, FaceTime Melvin Editor.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin Editor.
Yeah, nah.
This is just crazy.
This is literally...
we need to talk about this. My own editor is gooning to my VR girlfriend.
Can you tell me why in REAX there's a screenshot of you typing in Bunny's chat
And it says someone get me on that yacht right now. I only have one hand free by the way
I mean, I'm literally looking I'm literally looking I am literally looking at what you said
No, I did not you're not getting away with this no
So what do you mean you only have one hand free?
But walla that this was not you on your account
yo what the fuck are you doing yo you're fucking no shit up
whoa whoa you gave me three sausages
hey hey hey you ordered moota moota
where was the reservation but can we see your can we see your outfits here
oh okay um i wasn't really i was thrown into this too so i just like
no worries no worries i just threw i just have on a skirt
Like, follow, share, and comment, but you don't plug whatever we're supposed to follow.
Like, follow, share, and comment, thanks for watching, and then you don't drop where we're
supposed to comment on.
I mean, this is literally you, by the way.
Wait, why does that Loki look like me though?
Wait, I don't, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, why does this Loki look like me?
It's Juber.
It's Jewbeard.
Jubeneer, Jubenees beard.
I made this edit for you Habibi Burger King clears everything else in its way.
So you're making Burger King edits because I used to work at Burger King before I was
a streamer.
Yeah.
PTSD for no reason
What the fuck is that like genuinely bro, like genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely
what am I looking at is that absinthe and fucking dating like what even like bro
spot the difference Jew boy I mean I mean how many times don't tell you guys I
I am not a Jew, but anyway, okay?
Cool little picture of me.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright.
What is this, bro?
What is this video, bro?
Okay.
Monster!
How the- How do you even play a game with an upside-down keyboard?
Yo, Melvin, your segments are fucking terrible, by the way.
Muta, I think you should do a spin-a-wheel, and as one of your segments, as one of your
challenges, the keyboard must be upside-down.
Are you retired?
That's enough for me to ask today.
What's happening on NASA chat? What's happening on NASA by the way?
the majority of your team is today, is that right?
Yeah, that's right, this is a big chunk of-
So can someone explain to me in the chat how,
can someone please explain to me in the chat
how we went to the moon 100 years ago
and landed on the moon,
but now we're flying by the moon 100 years later
with better technology.
Does anyone in the world know how we flew
and landed on the moon 100 years ago, 50 years ago, whatever.
The gravitational pull of your nose helps.
And you guys are laughing at for what?
And you guys are laughing at for what?
Like, genuinely, for what?
What are you guys laughing at?
the way that we are building our foundation. Bro, on everything I love, on everything I love,
on everything I love, there's not a single like soul. There's not a single soul.
There's not a single, there is not a single living organism in my body that believes we
lived in the moon 50 years ago. I don't know what she has something to say, but yeah bro,
I don't think that's, I don't think that's a thing. Mude, here's the proof we landed.
Freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
Hi, freeze Frank!
I had to say.
Economically, no reason to land on a mood compared to the 1969 where it was space race
between USA and Russia.
Yeah, but bro, what do you mean economically no reason?
We're already like billions of dollars in debt.
What's the point of like flying by it now
than just landing on it?
We're already a trillion dollars in debt, bro.
What is this?
He made up for it, he was good.
One more Guna clip, please, please, oh my God, yes.
Oh my God, wait, wait a minute, wait, hold on, pause,
pause, pause, did he just say,
did he just say one more Guna clip
after I went into his stream and he said,
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I caught you One, I caught you you are a gooner you
dude to be honest bro deep down raw gooners bro just how it is bro show the world
yeah that's enough yeah that's enough I'm done alright um hey we played rocket league for about like 30 40 minutes
um kinetic trust me you're the biggest gooner here if anyone say gooner bro
um what do I feel like playing you know channel okey
I feel like playing Rainbow Six Siege, but we're going to save that later for Richie.
Maybe some Valorant.
A little bit of Valorant.
Shall we play a little, little, little, little, little bit of Valorant?
Yo, if you all...
Oh, by the way.
Wait, why is this box so small?
It was the office was so much smaller than what it used to be.
We got the quest three, bro.
We got the quest three now.
I am not jumping into this game, I think, until I am fully ready to see some titties.
Because it's too much.
It's too much for me.
Yes, the VR is now here.
I'm not going to set it up right now.
I'm not going to set it up though.
I'm not going to set it up.
I'm not going to set it up though.
I'm not going to set it up.
But listen, bro.
I'm not going on any solo dates, bro.
Either high-vices to jump in there with me either jigsies to jump in there with me either. I'm not doing those solo tricks
Bro, I'm not doing a solo. I'm not doing those solos bro because that's just like scary bro. I'm not doing those solos bruh
It's it's scary
Look at high-vices title
All right chat mods put a pull up fat as you know what we'll play Valorant for a little bit chat
We'll play Valorant for a little bit
Okay, why is there no emojis? Why is there no emojis?
On his title though
Can anyone tell me why there's no emojis on his title
You need to get into gta rp and play with cheeto head that would feed families chat gta rp
I don't know. I think I just why would I do gta rp, bro
I feel like gta rp
I can't with the play rainbow six each today by the way every time I play rainbow six each shot
I get in like a bigger mood to play Rainbow Six Siege. It's actually bad, bro
I'm getting like an addiction chat today. I think we buy E a elites. I think we buy elites today chat
I think we buy elites off for some skins on rainbow
By the way chat we're like two games off plat and even playing for one week bro low key
I think we're doing pretty good chat. I think we're doing pretty good
All right, I feel like two maybe three games of comp to maybe three games of comp and then
and 1v1 my viewers on Valor.
Who do we play with?
Chat, who do we play with?
Who do we play with as a collab on Rainbow?
Who do we collab with on Rainbow Chat?
chat. I think I have Richie so far. Will you eventually 1v1 Jinxie? Probably down the road.
Yeah, probably. I don't see why not. But, um, yeah, bro, like, right now I've messaged chat.
Let me tell you guys who I have messaged on Twitter.
So I have Mingo, we already did Bolo.
I messaged Uzi but he e-goed me.
I didn't get a message back.
I messaged Skittles.
I'm pretty sure he replied, but I think I e-goed him on an accident.
I don't know.
Or maybe he e-goed me.
I'm not too sure, bro.
I'm not...
Yeah, actually Skittles also e-goed me.
Uh, but yes, Mingo said he's down, uh, stomping, wait, should we do stomping?
What is Melvin Face Talk?
What do you want, dude?
I'm working, can't you see?
Yo, I heard you need someone for a rainbow, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm free.
Melvin, you're fired, bro.
Melvin, you're fired.
Melvin, you're fired, bro.
Yeah, below.
Mingle and don't forget you also have a big ass nose.
play Valorant with Poppy
uh Poppy like the Valorant streamer
she was in the tournament right she was a girl I believe
collaborative skittles he's libaran
Poppy
I don't know her channel but she's probably not even live dude
oh Poppy plays Rainbow Six Siege I'm retarded
What's poppy's Rick? What's poppy's, uh, Twitch?
Yeah, she's not live.
You know I'm down to play with low key Alicia
I think we have a neon, big bro.
Ah, I leaked, I leaked our DMs.
Oh, I'm also unstoppable.
Yo, Muda, I'm on a plane.
Alicia, how are you always like doing like main characters, like how are you on an airplane right now?
right now. Like why are you always on an airplane when I talk to you? Like do you have a private
jet is draped flying you out? Like I don't understand. How are you always? I'm going to
France.
I'm going to France. Like for vacation or for work.
I was playing Smash Bros with my friend earlier yesterday. I mentioned you caused my friend
played valent he said isn't that the guy with a huge nose
yo my nose isn't big my nose isn't big my nose isn't big my nose isn't big my
nose isn't big my nose isn't big it's just slightly above average
it's oh i mean it's big but it suits your
face
I should have the understand though
This place is a testament to science
A testament to folly
I'm out of here
I'm out of here
So how many kills do you guys think I'm gonna get this game by the way?
Just take a wild guess.
Just take a wild wild wild guess.
Mooda if I farted right now, would you smell it all the way from Canada?
I'm literally this close to what you're fucking destroying my entire setup and letting
my computer on fucking fire bro, like literally.
Two more head.
Two more head.
What did they do?
Someone's all the way.
He was on it, he was on it, he was on it
He's on it, he's on it, he's on it
I think you're lying bro. There's no, he has to be bent or spawned bro. I think you're lying, you're lying
Bro, this summary shouldn't be bro, I swear
Three, two, one, orah
aura aura I guess he's not there smell him out chat like what's like the
funnest the game you know what's actually insane about like being in my
position chat and I'm not gonna say like glazed or anything I'm not glazing
I'm just like this the like the like the like the like
I
Flashy
There's a lot four or five
So the Vandal down
I
Don't know where Clovis
Oh, you just push up please just push up please he's gonna have an outline like boy
He's at 55
What do you guys mean bad aim first of all, it's my first fucking game on okay second of all
He had like a shotgun
Anyway, well I was trying to say is
What I was trying to say chat was chat what I was trying to say chat was
it feels
Do you guys know how it feels like to play every game, but be good at every game?
So every game is extremely fun because you're the best at every game
W blaze it up. Let's chat like listen, bro. I
Can play rainbow I could play these are the games I have under my belt rocket League Valorant's
Rainbow CS go
Rust
Those are five games and extremely good now to take super extremely good
But like I would say like brah like above average like good bro. Valorant's my main game, so I'm basically like throwing this game
Okay
Where's the dive peak when you need it bro like what?
What I was talking about pre-fire
Michael 28 oh with the tier one I love you Benjamin Dover the 25. Thank you so much for the tier one
I love you. I had sex with my brother
Hey Muda, my name is Selena. I've been watching you for six months. I want to see I have a big crush on you and your nose is small
You look very good. Can you please fly me out Selena?
Just died in the open side never got
Come here!
Go, go, go!
Stay big, stay big, stay big, stay big, stay big, stay big.
Gotta go!
I'll be back.
I'm going to get, yeah.
B again
Both where he comes
Was he help
What where was I didn't see him I didn't see him
I don't see a homo.
You cannot win at anything in life unless you cheat.
How's my goat doing today?
You cannot win at anything in life unless you cheat.
You fat, nose, long face.
Yo.
Moo Moo sell the bitch up.
What are these like, MOLINDS, bro? Am I like the new MOLINDS? What is even happening, bruhs?
I feel like the new MOLINDS right now. I feel like the new MOLINDS.
What is that timing though?
What is that timing?
What?
Oh, they're stream sniping.
They're stream sniping.
Chat, they're stream sniping.
Is Muda going to stream today?
I'm getting bored.
to stream today i'm getting bored
motherfucker
motherfucker and the live
for three hours almost
i've been live
for three hours almost what how long the life for two and a half
like bro you're going to take me out bro
they should like get into early around some
if you get rid of that big ass nose and the gs haircuts you would get some
bitches and become the next mom
I mean like I don't know like when I bro chat when I turn on my fucking game
Neon I just get instantly like one tapped every time but but when someone else
uses Neon I get one tapped instantly because your nose it's because your
Nose has a bigger hitbox
One gene and another begins.
What do you guys mean, baiter, bro? That stun was good.
Yo, do y'all always have something to fucking say?
Do y'all always have something to...
Master Bader.
That's bad.
Look me in the eye.
She knows what to do to go B.
Yeah.
I can't help you though, I'm sorry.
I can't help you, Sage.
Can't get up.
I've been there.
I can't even help her, Sage.
I think they're all mid.
I'm gonna put up a float
It was pretty close
All three down
Close it AD
Nice, Justin.
You took your sweet ass time on that shit bro, like, I was trying to beat for that for a while.
Give me that one.
Baldspot...
Baldspot spotted.
I'm not balding dumbass. I'm not balding. I'm 21 years old. It's impossible to bald
It's impossible to be bald at this at this age. I'm not
You want to play let's play
Hey people
She BALL
He didn't realize that
Look
Is that the O?
Yeah
Like, what? I don't understand
Probably B, like, maybe
Yeah
Yeah, well, you look like fucking
They're running away
Oh my god
Like fuck fuck fuck
Died twice in the chamber lol. Holy shit. What are you? What is this gameplay? Are you just watch partying?
Who is this chamber like
I
Guys can I be honest bro, I haven't had sex in like two weeks because I've just been doing like 10 hour streams every day
Like what do I do like what do I do like really bad-offing?
What do you guys do to like suppress like you're you're horny?
I put it earlier you saw that
What do y'all do to like suppress horny?
I don't I don't do I don't doon so
Fucking bitch
Like, you know, seriously, like, actually, you know, like, ah...
Could be a ramp or not.
Alright, chat.
The first person in my chat right now to type 3, I will fly you out, and we can have
stacks.
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait, and she took my word for it,
that's all I had to say.
And anonymous use of gift to the tier 1 sub to Valpo.
Okay, now everyone who type 3, type 4 if you're a guy.
Everyone who type 3, type 4 if you're a guy.
Alright.
Uh, yeah.
Alright.
Take your facking big nose out of the screen.
I can't see the game play.
but please don't fly into any buildings in my city
fight planted
you're just knife out around the side
he's in
he's gonna take a fight right?
he's gonna go right there
like guys on our stream by the way like they're just jerking off to us
an entire team
this is no way he just runs to A
like all on a life game right now
I can't breathe, I can't breathe
I have to click off of the stream
Muda don't step foot in the Middle East ever again, or you will get bombed like
Like what are you saying?
Like and he's using a troll literally has a e-girl willing to fly out for him
If you don't want the ball then pass it man. I just said it all bro like I don't understand
Do I hate people who use shotguns, bro?
Like, I actually hate people who use shotguns.
That's why I love Siege, because no one uses shotguns.
No, so he could breathe.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, but chat anyway what I was trying to say was this is why I love Val- uh, Siege
more than Valor right now because bro, there's so much shotgunners in this game right now
bro.
Makes the game so boring.
Like, bro.
Siege also has shotgunners, yeah, but not as much, I feel like, no.
I can't get another one.
I'm too bad for doing that by the way.
Wow.
He's just no perfect whopping spot I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One more round.
He's got some fire.
They're coming by another fire.
In the corner.
He's after us probably.
Yeah, side road.
How do you get there so quick?
Switching sides, here we go!
Hey, you come to Fakie with my Utah?
And you guys gonna walk a bit?
If I would like to throw like one smoke here?
I think I'm gonna have to call this trial a little later, but...
I'm gonna like to see...
Really? Really?
I thought it was a little work job, man.
For the first time?
I'm gonna get the first round, if that's the case.
why is everyone why is everyone like that on you Jew I'm not a new how many
times I tell you I am not a Jew how many times it's how you find you
He's died, kill him!
I think there's a smoke there, bro.
That's a shit.
We're fighting the enemy.
Holy shit.
Stop trying to order fun with that big noise.
Okay, we can't call that really.
I got spammed by 3 in the smoke
I'm just 5 in B
Yo yo
Yo are you okay bro?
What?
Do you know how stream sniping is?
Stream sniping?
You're streaming?
Muda
What?
Alright
It's all good bro
Just call out like 5 seconds and 10 seconds
I'm out of here.
Cover up.
Reloading.
Go, go, go.
Shit the ammo.
Oh, need to move, bro.
Get me out.
Like sometimes I want to take my pants off and get banned on Twitch your nose
was wrong not Marlon like what is it like what is this bro
oh wait I see which oh shit I just built up a stream all right we can wait I'm
I'm not playing the best.
You're out there.
What?
I'm not playing the best.
You're a good brother.
You gotta go.
Jump in a smoke.
Bring them down.
I'm gonna go take a bomb there.
That'll be me.
Bring them down.
Yeah, I'm gonna go take a piss.
I'm gonna go take a piss before I blow my brains out in dollar.
In dollar.
What is that?
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna stop streaming bro
Can't say that to your streamer bro, what do you mean? It's a job like song gonna work
No, but where do you get that, we're trying out something.
Thank you so much for joining us today.
Thank you so much for joining us today.
Thank you so much.
you know I just had to take a piss I mean I'd be concerned if you didn't go for the
this. Yo Mooder I'm out here welding and need some ventilation can I borrow that big
venti later on your face
his running down b
Oh my god, oh my god
Our mission is all of this
Not really
I got a farm KDA
Jack, do you guys like to eat nuts?
Do you guys like to eat nuts?
Will they give me three bombs?
The club wants his ace.
There's a gun on your lap, there's a gun on your lap.
Okay.
Mooda, I have nuts.
They're going for the kill.
Let's kill the club, they're not going to kill you.
Mooda, I have nuts.
You can eat.
Hi, great to see you.
Mooda, when you eat, do you have to eat for two?
No, it's going to be a repeat.
Mooda, do you use that nose
What do you use that knows to vacuum a house?
They're lying to me.
Munda, this is an emergency.
I was in a very bad accident last month.
Doctor said he can't transplant 10% of your nose and it will be enough for me to have a normal nose again.
Can you help me out?
This guy's the first time chatters at a hate cock. Like who do you think you're talking to like that? Genuinely.
Genuinely who do you think you're talking to like that?
I am not a cuck bro. I am not a cuck bro. I am not a cuck.
I'm going to be mean
That guy is so bad
Back to be mean by the way
Yeah, that's insane
That's it
I could be 5 reasons why I should buy you again
I rush B, go B, go B, go B, rush B, rush B
You can just smell them
To have been running redone
Dirty time, okay one enemy remaining right so
We would are doing delivery. It's not no drill
Bang a baby. Oh my god double headshot
What is like everyone's favorite game? Oh, by the way, bro, after we get champ and raw and rainbow succeeds
What's our next game that we should get a top rank?
We already did we already did face him back to last round
Chat we already did face it. So we already got a little time and yeah, so I can't do CS anymore
Our next game I was thinking low-key Rocking
I actually hate that fucking game, bro. I hate this game
Yeah, the shotgun is awesome.
They got a nerf from ASAP bro.
I had a kill with Aether.
You ain't getting SSL buddy.
Chat, realistically, if my peak was GC years ago,
and Ronald had a very heavy mechanical game,
y'all don't think I could get SSL?
Time, time, you win.
How long do you guys think it'll take me to get SSL realistically?
I've lost my mind completely.
No, no, no.
Yeah, what key should it pick up, man?
I think the third one is going to be the last one.
I think the third one is going to be the last one.
Wait, so we add Overwatch and games to our grinding list into the top of 500?
That one's going to be hard because I've never played, bro.
I've played that game like 10 times in my life.
You going to Jerusalem to kiss the wall?
Bruh.
I'm not a...
Bruh.
You'll be in!
It's still there.
I've got your trail.
I'll go like I never left!
Ugh!
What's up like what's all like yeah, bro like literally like after we get champ and
Rainbow Six Siege? Is Rocket League like a good game to try to get SSL in?
Apex Legends.
Mooda, I'm GC2 and have 3,500 hours. I promise you you're not hitting SSL unless you dedicate all of your game time to Rocket League.
That's good
Wait, there's no way roughly it's that hard, bro. You're like you're in a horror game right now good luck
You could be anywhere
Oh, we got 20 seconds.
I actually liked that. That was a good take.
Okay, you just get marked by the wall?
I'm sure I am.
I'm SSL and I almost have 5,000 hours on the game.
I wonder how Skye knew that was like the bomb was in spawn.
like how would you know that it's kind of interesting
He had the route to push through it
What about apex legends guys apex legends hard SSL was promised to him 3,000 years ago
Oh this guy and his shotguns, can I get a heal?
Wait, okay that's on the...
Yeah, I don't...
Whyyyy?
Nice. I almost died.
I mean
unfortunately that's all good the life of Muda bro
she's sniped every game it's okay though literally spend a little
little bit off but it's all good like do I even want to play one more game bro
like I just get sniped in this game but I'm literally Drake of this game I fucking
Like, it's such a chat...
I actually have a question.
When Jigsie plays Rainbow Six Siege, is it literally just fucking snipe after snipe after snipe every fucking game?
Like, does he even enjoy comp anymore?
Yeah, bro. Like, I literally cannot play this game without getting fucking sniped into oblivion anymore.
I can't...
Like, every game there's nine people on my stream, and it's so obvious.
It's actually so ass, though.
I mean, like, I- I love this game. The game is- but actually the game is at bad state right now because of the shotguns,
but once they remove that, the game will be good again.
But, like, yeah, bro, like, it just- it's so annoying, bro.
Like, I play one game and I want to literally just put a controller deep down in my fucking mouth and then suck on it.
Like, I don't know, I just- I can't.
fuck this fucking game bro i need to get on siege dude where's richie bro where's richie
where's richie where's richie bro muda i'm not playing with your big nose ass get the
the fuck out of my DMs.
Moody, you said last time you were going to turn on delay every time you played Valorant?
Yeah, but then I thought about it for a second.
I'm not going to talk.
I'm not going to put thousands of people on delay for a Valorant ranked game.
Who do I promise you? The skill gap in Rocket League is massive. The difference between you and me as a GC2 is the difference between me and SSL.
You have a better chance of making it to Champ.
I'm already Champ right now. I'm already Champ right now, though. I'm already Champ.
Wait a minute. What's easier to get SSL in? Ones or twos?
So if we ever play Rocket League, let's get a 7-2s.
Now what if we just get carried by a pro by the way?
Like what if we like not get carried by a pro but like you know just play with a pro?
Will that make it easier?
Like if we collab with like Arsenal and Squishy and we play every day, do you think I'd
still get it if you ever step foot again in Berlin I promise you I will find you
and feed you some copper I'm gonna make it easier back you the bro
That's all I had to say!
Why are you streaming in my presence?
like what does that even fucking mean bro like what is that even what is this
It's compared.
I don't have a mom, I have two dads.
Holy, this guy's nose is such an essential part of his face.
Like he can't even cover it up and hide it or else his face looks fucking deformed, bro.
Like his nose is such a massive and essential part of his fucking face that big ass fucking
Squidward knows it is.
Ah, damn.
Yo!
And you guys are laughing at that, huh?
And you guys are really laughing at that?
Hello, I'm Mutthuland and this is NASA.
Our team in space needs to make an emergency landing in Canada
but your nose is the only object we can see from space with the naked eye.
Please step outside so we can use your nose to coordinate where to land
Like I'm literally I'm literally three milliseconds away from fucking losing it dude
I'm really like Bob seconds away from losing it bro
I can't go four seconds without someone making fun of my fucking nose
No, come here, fake bee go away
Fake bee go away
I'm gonna flash, I'm gonna flash and be long
I'm gonna cure my flash left side
I'm off the shower again. You guys should TP right now.
Let's go!
Yes.
Hold on, hold on.
Maybe you all...
Yeah.
I got it. I'm here for sure.
How?
Does he toot at me?
For that far
What a big fucking nose you are are you are big nose man LL
I love you mood a thank-go for the fabulous content
Like what are they done what why do they mow when they die in this game? Oh, uh
Uh, like why do they mowl when they die in this game? I'm just so confused.
Uh, uh, like why do they, why do they all mowl when they die in this game?
I'm just like, boy, this is literally a gooner game. This is literally a gooner game.
This is literally a gooner game.
Hey, Moody, you should Google Eastern Island Head Statue and show your chat.
Eastern Island Island Head Statue.
Well, I love that.
Instead of slapping it with your hand
You were so ugly like you were actually so ugly like you were literally at the epitome of
Like you are literally the ugliest human being ever seen in my entire life bro.
On land lands.
Like I'm done playing this game bro, it's just shotguns vs shotguns.
Like I even myself I'm using a shotgun now.
Like I have to use shotguns now.
Look who's talking, says you, Ironic.
You should google what a pro boss this monkey is.
Oh my god, how do you guys breathe?
How do you guys breathe?
Okay, six, six, one less, six.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie chat.
Should I try that again and try to do level ten?
Bro, I did a period simulator.
I did a period simulator, bro.
bro and I and apparently like girls periods are like nine eight nine ten I
couldn't get to seven
I mean do you just see how this game is just shotguns now like I can't even play
this game anymore bro it's so fucking boring snipers and shotguns this game
It seems not what it used to be back in the day.
Hello Mooda, this is Benjamin Netanyahu just asking,
when are you joining the IDF to fight in the Holy Wall?
Bro.
Um, do you force again, or do we actually try?
I can buy another mushroom.
Like, why are you guys laughing at that, bro?
Chai, how was Fortnite?
It's Fortnite good at...
Let's see, let's see.
I don't know.
fun game right now or is it just a bunch of 12 year olds that are just like sweating in their rooms
yeah i'm flashing good flashing
like how is that a thing in the game by the way chat what I just did how was that a thing
by the way. How? Did I just do that? Does anyone know how I just did that?
Does it even a worst shotgun problem?
I'm gay. It's three here.
They're on the stream.
Yeah, why are they all here?
They know bombs, hooker.
High-vives, raid, hive-mind, raid, hive-mind, raid, hive-mind, raid.
High-vives, raid, hive-mind, raid.
High-vives.
Do you believe that King is Cuban and supporting U.S. or Iran?
Muda!
Hi, guys.
Muda.
I just want to say a couple things.
First of all, who do you think you are rating my channel?
Muda, in the cave, do not turn left.
Muda in the cave do not turn left in the cave do not turn left
What is that in the cave do not turn left? What is that? I'm not kidding
Do not turn left in the cave. What does that mean?
What does that mean
I can buy you me an old
Your nose isn't big it's just experiencing rapid nasal expansion due to advanced evolutionary airflow optimization
I'm literally gonna fucking lose my mind if you guys make fun of my nose one more fucking time
They're gonna fucking lose it bro, like I'm literally gonna lose my fucking mind if you guys keep fucking saying shit like holy fucking shit, bro
Jesus, bro
At the crossroads do not turn that what does that mean?
I didn't ask AI. I didn't ask AI what that means. What does that mean? Do not indicate it.
Hey, Domo, we just found out that your nose has been blocking the Strait of Hormons.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Like, oh my gaaaaaaad!
Hey, buddy, Plaza, stop this shit game.
Stop playing with me.
I'm playing with you.
Why, Iapex's ranked is easier than Rocket by a mile.
Mudder, you should play with the Kealon Rainbow Six Siege.
I
Don't even know at the crossroads do not turn left
Why do I hey AI what does someone use it and knows as an intake for my car?
Yeah, shut up shut up shut up. Let me ask it. Don't keep just a shut up
Hey someone someone called me on the phone and said
Don't turn left in the cave in the cave. Don't turn left. What does he mean by that?
Can you hear me
Yeah crystal clear what's up
someone do you have to say that you have to crossroads do not turn left at the
crossroads do not turn left at the crossroads how are you talking to me
advice I'm still in the discord call what the fuck
I'm still in a discord call what does that mean don't turn left hey Grock what
What does in the cave don't turn left mean?
Someone called me and said that.
What do they mean by that?
It's a creepy pasta meme from the don't turn left Minecraft ARG.
The whole things about cursed caves were turning left at certain crossroads summons an eldritch
entity that starts stalking you.
The phone call was almost definitely someone fucking with you for the lulls.
So yeah, they were just trying to spook you.
unless you're actually standing in a cave right now.
Then maybe don't turn left.
You good?
Let's go B.
Brock, why don't you have sex with me?
Fuck yeah, I'd ride you till your dick falls off
and your soul leaves your body.
I'd pin you down, choke you with my thighs,
and make you scream my name
while I spit all over your face.
You want it raw, filthy, no limits,
say the word, baby.
I'm already
Don't get six seconds
Yeah, that was good good
Rainer was also a show
Both both
Spotted for you
WTF THE F*** YOU DON'T DO
WTF THE F*** YOU DO NOT DO
DO NOT DO THIS
Sorry I just threw the smoke
Mother f***
yo okay just go along again bro we're gonna kill this chamber
I'm gonna die and I'm gonna kill him okay I guarantee you just run up at him
in the cave do not turn left they would see your nose first when you turn left
They would see the left side profile and you would scare off the monster
Shit for be
Mooder Raid, Mooder Raid, Mooder Raid.
What do you mean Mudo raid?
I CAN'T EVEN RAID MYSELF!
No no no no no no.
I don't know anymore bro.
I hate this game. I literally hate this game.
I literally cannot play this game anymore bro.
This game is literally dead.
What the fuck? What's wrong?
Mooda is built like Marlin if he wasn't chopped.
Hey Mooda wanted to cheer the positive one for a change and let one of your enemies
be the greatest Valt streamer of all time also just wondering how your neck doesn't get
strained holding the ginormous nose up all day.
Like I'm literally going to freak the fuck out soon bro, like literally.
You're such a big nose lesbian ease shit Valorant player who's no
Sure
My knowledge is bad guy damn
Probably fucking shit. Can you guys say anything else other than my nose?
Me a short that ran. Can you guys say anything other than just my fucking nose?
Like anything other than my nose
You're balding I'm not fucking balding you dumbass does it look like I'm fucking
I don't know causing more
Okay, that's not by the way. I'm not bothered by the way. I'm not balding by the way
I'm not balding that my headset
They maybe get to kill next time
I'm juicier than I thought.
I'm gonna flash Shuka and then he'll run me short and ult.
Sounds good gang.
Just hopped on the panel bro.
I'm ends up in Jutton hurry hurry hurry.
I know way 130 right now, so neon you good bro
Well, what are you guys mean the mood or aid?
What do you guys need mood or aid
like how do i raid my what are you guys talking about yo can we uh okay all right well three
of us are six nine let's just go be let's just go be through long let's just go be through
long seven and eleven green apple
There's three here and then the odds here are the shogunate.
Oh, this seems like the day the first time came, you just congrats man, you deserve it.
I don't even know what to do, bro.
I love you.
There's like four I'd rather do.
Whoa, really?
What's he do?
I'm not playing on delay.
I'd rather not play on delay.
Okay, give me a bomb, give me a bomb.
Okay, so you can't complain about...
I'm not complaining.
Just run a B, run a B.
Only Nia, only Nia run a B, only Nia run a B.
I am complaining, bro.
Actually, I am complaining.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
there we go be ready
begin
you want to play let's play
I'm so nervous
we don't know dude
let's go
yo what
how was it
bro like oh my god bro I'm literally Lebanese and I've enjoyed
the Muda Raid with the Muda Raid big head big nose
you suck headass no one would raid you because of that big nose of yours
check one in check for Muda Raid
Don't listen to the hate mooter, you always seem to be one step ahead, sniffing out opportunities
before anyone else.
You always stick your nose into things that matter, you're not afraid to get in front
Can you actually use school uniforms to ensure you'll get a normal base 44 staminaute?
its good to have a nice armor around the apartment
Yep voor Danielle girls
NOW.
Epic.
Perfect there Anna
STAY MAD to the camera.
Elle.
Elle!
lalal!
lalal!
lalal!
all the way up showers
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
Wait, wait, wait, wait, check
Check there
I'm sorry bro
One with showers, one with showers and probably triple, like triple nipple, stuff like that
Is this a pre-recorded stream or do you actually talk about your own nose every day?
I
Yes, bro. Yes, this game's gonna be all this games available. This game's available. This game's available. It is my life. It is
Well, I will lie here. It is well off your life. I'll rip it everywhere. It's a lot here is bro a lot here is
Someone said divorce nips. What does that mean?
It sure smokes
Bro's chest got split by moses back in 01.
Bye bye.
Yo Muda, can you spin on your nose?
Yes, sir.
It's 97.
97?
Please stay alive. I hate making new friends.
I'm out of here!
Are you down to fight, girl?
What the fuck? You take my jet.
Yo, Mooda, you've got to calm T-girl down, my man.
You gotta calm this girl down.
Y'all need- Bro, buy beans.
Gotta go!
Grab this guy for pulling the blows out in public.
Go, go, go!
What the fuck is on my screen?
Oh my god bro, this game makes me wanna fuck.
I just want to say you are my favorite streamer bro you do a lot for your community and I'm
thankful await wrong streamer sorry long nose
and yeah this game is like unplayable for me bro like literally just like nine
snipers every like every day just just just snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe
snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe
snipe snipe snipe snipe
complain queen not a queen dude I'm a man dude
I'm a man I'm a man
Muda do you hate bananas? No?
One down!
He got me
He got me
He got me
He got me
It's me and the other
Access
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
That was...
You are, you are
I'm gonna get one.
Where are you?
I'm gonna get one.
I'll hold you more high up.
Spike Plantage.
Cp.
Spike here.
I'm gonna get you.
I can hit it.
He's got me.
He's got me.
He has smoke.
Come on!
2v1, kill the Skyflash, top the bomb, nice!
Vamo, Vamo, Vamo, Vamo!
This is actually easy.
Mudo, can I have some money please?
Listen up, kill them before they kill us.
Need a drop.
your mother I'm in my geometry class and need your help can you turn so I can
calculate a ski and have normally massive angle thanks buddy smile again I
guarantee you if they don't we keep you they're scared of the monster and the
I
Mean on chat
Lost that do you guys do you guys give me permission? I
Mean like what are the chances of me getting blind?
nice do you guys give me permission to order Chick-fil-A
do you guys give me permission to Chick-fil-A
yeah I would love it I would love an outlaw
I would love an outlaw
are you on my outlaw?
A incoming, A incoming.
Watch and share.
I believe the water.
I'm not gonna A.
Lost.
There'll be, there'll be.
He's out of here.
You need to play, let's play.
Nice.
Hello, I'm at Halal. This is
Making a new live action and think that a handsome and sexy man like you would be a great fit
Would you like to take on the role of Squidward?
You I didn't know the Artemis to rock it was on your faces. I thought it already took off
Okay this is the round they come to A.
I mean I don't know why you guys are laughing at that. It's not, it's not, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not funny.
Hmm, that's not funny though.
It is.
begins
140 sky
Triple triple like I don't even feel confident doing one of the ones anymore
come on let's go like literally what do we do bro like actually like yeah what do
you mean no passion what do you mean no passion I'm being streamed every day USA
and even he said reducing the nose size would be impossible I'm literally not
I'm literally never playing ranked in this game ever again like like it's
It is literally impossible to play ranked in this game.
It is literally impossible to ever touch ranked in this fucking game.
It's impossible, bro.
It is literally impossible to play ranked in this game.
Impossible.
All right.
Stop crying.
You know you don't have delay.
If Mooda did a moota boat, it would be called a moota boat because of that big ass nose of yours.
Oh wait, Mooda is a cuck sorry, I forgot.
Honestly, it's not a nose, it's a personality at this point just accept the truth.
What is this bro?
Like actually what is this bro?
You guys are gonna piss me off.
Alright, let's react to some Valorant Clips.
Since I can't play the game,
Might as well react, alright, and also it's getting hot as fuck.
Give me one sec.
Do you guys like my nipples?
Do you guys like my nipples?
Alright, let's go.
Alright, let's see here.
Alright, let's see this.
Bandicam. Does anyone even record on Bandicam these days? Does anyone, holy shit, your titties
have been split by the god? Does anyone use Bandicam? I swear to god the last time I used
Bandit cam was like in 2013
1v4 1v4 situation give a sky flash ready
Why are you even playing be on sky? Just so many questions
Roll the clip
You have the best chance the best opportunity
to kill four people right now. Two people are blind. Lock in and hit your shots.
Yo, that's good repositioning. On everything I love, on everything I love, on everything
I love, that's good positioning. Now, if I was in your shoes, I would dog and then
reflight dog spike planted all right fuck me then are you ever gonna use your dog
okay taking space your team is here who I like that remaining hey hey it's not
bad bro it's not bad that's good that's good bro that's good that's good bro
Well, that's good. I won't lie, that's good.
Not bad, kid. Not bad at all.
So...
What are you gonna clip here? I'm kinda confused.
So it's a 2v5 right now.
You just got smoked off.
What would I do?
This guy loves being shirtless
It's hot bro. It's hot.
Is it possible for a woman to reach climax with your nose?
Moving on. 5v2. Bold, Duelist, Last Alive. You guys are baiters!
How do you make up for this round? Let's see. I would rotate instantly to cat because you know they have mid space. What do you do?
Of course you have a bucky
Typical typical typical typical typical typical typical typical typical typical all right
Get in the smoke with a buck one V five situation
One V five your neon your last alive. She'll switch you down
Okay, okay.
This guy's tense.
I don't have a best clip of the day or best clip of the week like Jinxie does, but if
I did, that would go as the best clip of the day.
I'm not gonna lie.
Why do I taste blood?
I taste blood.
I taste blood.
I found out where it is.
Good aim! Honestly, I would like to flip 8, 10 out of 10, bro. You literally aced.
Oh, I'm okay. Why should I? We got 5v3.
Okay, okay.
Arguing with your team already. Not a good look, bro. Not a good look at all.
Arguing with your team already as the round just started. I don't like that.
5v3 situation. All you have to do is just sit and be patient. You have a class.
Mooda were one of the funniest streamers I've ever met it still doesn't beat the fact
to know is as big as the Eiffel Tower.
Am I retarded? Am I retarded?
But my posture is not bad what is my posture bad
Guys it's not even that bad, bro. Yo, why are you why are you all my dick about my posture? It's not even bad
Why it's a boy on my dick, it's not even that bad
Bro get off my dick bro get off my dick get off my dick bro get off my dick. I don't have gyno
I don't have any gyno
Stop forcing in your stomach and start forcing in your nose. I don't know how this guy died
Are they coming in
He was speech. He died and didn't even say anything. That's how you know you
Not a fucking word do you hear me?
Not a fucking word not a fucking word y'all hear me
I
Like how you don't shoot the flash there
Chat this is what y'all have to start doing bro start using your brain like me and this guy
Yo, whoever this is bro, the fact that you don't shoot the rain eye means you're automatically in the top ranks because you're good, bro
And the drone missed you
Good name
Chat
We're about to witness history just letting you know step one foot in Mount Pleasant, Michigan
I will rain hell fire upon you and you'll become a campfire story
What I don't understand like I literally don't understand that literally makes no sense
4k 4k this has to be a 4k
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's a good clip.
Luke, honestly bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I can see you becoming a uh
Like like I don't know bro. I don't even know can someone put this in reacts today. I made it from the turning
Chat what would you guys rate my valorant skills in a scale of 1 to 10 like like genuinely like genuinely
What would you guys rate my valorant like my valorant clips on a scale of 1 to 10 be honest?
Like my Valorant gameplay, you know, like why are you spamming 9-11?
9-11, 9-11, 9-11, like can we be serious for one second?
Can we be serious?
People keep saying stuff like, was your chest split by Moses?
Or your nose looks Jewish, or your bald spot or maybe your stutter.
But which is worse, check the chest, the nose, the bald spot, or the stutter.
I think we all know the answer. It's all of them
Hey mood a baby, are you going to finish Resident Evil 4? I would kiss your nose if yes
No, dude. No. No. No. No. No. Are you hugging yourself like that to make your titties bigger?
Yeah, I'm sure I should back on like honestly, you know
You know guys, I'm actually tired of this shit, bro. Like seriously
Like, I don't know, bro.
You looked like Sylvester Stallone in his prime.
Yeah, you know man, chat listen, bro.
What do you, why?
Why are you guys like this?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Why are you guys like this?
Why are you guys like this?
Your nose genie only pisses me off.
Alright, I'm gonna stop farm-shadging.
I so last alive at the back of a fucking spawn are you serious I actually fucking
hate baiters I genuinely hate baiters bro chat as a guy as a duelist as a duelist
that never baits as a duelist that never baits or has baited his entire life
this shit disgusts me this shit disgusts me understood she disgusts me
This shit disgusts me because I would never bait. I would never
Spike down
Nice shot at least
Okay, okay, okay
Okay, fine, you can bait you can bait bro you can bait
You can beat bro, you can beat-
Oh, hi Muda
Hey Muda, can you back up a bit?
Your nose is out of frame
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Jet on a flank?
This is console.
Does anyone here play Valorant on console?
Why is my chat saying stand up?
Is there a reason why every-
Do you- does anyone here play Valorant on console yes or no?
Does anyone here play Valorant on console yes or no?
Wait, should I have a question? What's bigger?
Okay, I'm sorry, Muda.
Turn on Sarge Farm Music.
All of my bits have gone to waste just to make fun of your nose,
and that's wrong of me, and chat, to do that.
JK.
That big ass nose will clear the path for you, one breath at a time.
Like I'm really-
Everything will blow away with just one breath in, breath out, head ace.
Okay.
Anyway, chat, what's bigger on Rainbow Six-
Okay, mood, if you finish Resident Evil 4, I'ma kiss your nose and lick it so what you say.
I don't give a fuck if you're gonna kiss my nose and lick my nose.
I don't want you anywhere near my nose!
Shut up!
Anyway.
Anyway chat, what's bigger on?
Rambos x each console or PC and also Valorant. I think we already know the answer to that PC obviously
Why are you guys saying your nose that wasn't part of the fucking clip
Jet 1v3 flank ISO is also flank you're on PlayStation you're playing console
Let's see how good a Valorant Amur can be on Conflict.
Conflict Ace? Conflict Ace? Conflict Ace.
I like that tech yo, I like that tech I genuinely like that tech right there
That's good aim. I won't lie. That's good aim. Good aim, bro. That's good aim
You should try Ballerin console one day
Are you retarded check does anyone here even play on console these days, bro?
Like what you know who here still plays on console in 2026?
Who here still plays console in 2026?
Who here still play console on 2026, bro, just get a PC, bro
Why are you guys? Yo, why are you guys still on console in 2026? Just buy a PC?
just biopsy bro those lobbies on console don't hit the same bro you gotta why
would you have a console in this game in 2026 bro I'm broke how much does a
computer even cost these days on a real note moose summer can you come and
inhale the rockets around our firing on my country the sirens are scaring me
Oh my god. Fuck, bro. Okay. Valorant. Let's see here. Gaming, gaming, PC.
Chat, you're telling me you can't afford $1,000 in today's day and age? Bro, $1,000 Canadian.
and this is probably like 700 US, 600 US, $1000 all you have to do is go cut some grass for
maybe two weeks, maybe cut some grass, maybe do literally anything, do the chores around
the house, get a job for like one day and you'll have enough money for IPC.
How much is like a PlayStation 5?
Wait, okay I see what a PlayStation 5 is.
A thousand dollars.
So you can get a PlayStation 5 the same as a PC.
$454.
How much better is the pro?
How much is- what's the difference between a pro and a-
I'll leave this behind.
Promise me just one thing.
You're gonna destroy me.
Okay so you're on Raina it's a 4v5 they have site bombs down you have to be the hero of
the team show us what you do bro show us what you do.
Chad do you guys like the bandit is the bandit a good gun is the bandit a good gun?
I
and you remain a wise player for everything.
It's not bad. It's not a bad...
Yo, okay, I have a question.
Why doesn't everyone in the stream not just lock in Duelist and become the egoist of the team?
Are you guys like okay with being smokes and initiators for your Duelist, bro?
I like using my brain. I'm good with my sage
Melvin set me up. Let's see
Melvin this is my editor by the way, let's see
What a shitty clip Melvin you're so fucking ass Melvin this clip is just so fucking terrible
you got lucky bro all of them just jumped at you with their knife out this isn't even
an impressive clip this isn't even an impressive clip chat type one if this is a mid ass clip
Type 2 if everyone whiffed on him, type 3 if they all jumped at him with a knife, type 4 in the chat if he got lucky, and type 5 if the only reason why he got all those kills is because they were throwing.
Hey Moodle, it's me, your favorite TTS chatter asking a favor for the entire chat. Can you please get a bigger face, come your nose is taking up too much room.
Like I would literally, if I could, like if God gave me the power one day. If God gave me the power one day.
Yo, are you the guy who fucking WinTraded?
No, I never WinTraded, I don't even know what that means. What does that word even mean?
WinTraded in two different continents.
I would have been banned if I got WinTraded, I never got banned.
Well, weren't you on CSR in January?
Yeah.
I've been there.
What?
So, you just left $1 for nothing. You didn't get banned?
I wanted to get I wanted to get the top rankings. Yes
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is chat if I could have any
Superpower in the world like if I literally could have any superpower in the world
I
I don't want the ability to take people from their monitors and bring them into my monitor and into real life.
I wish I could do that, bro. Why?
First of all, if someone rage-bates me, I could just take them out of the screen and fuck them.
Your nose is fine, don't worry, baby boy.
I am pissed!
I am pissed!
Slice!
Fuck them bro.
Not a lie bro, Neon is gotta be the worst character in the game though, I won't lie.
Neon, I hate Neon bro, we gotta take Neon out of the game bro, but we gotta take Neon
out of the game.
out of the game.
It's a good thing that superpowers aren't real BCID have you put you in a cage again
and spanked.
The only reason why I play Neon though chat is because if you can't beat them you gotta
join them.
I'm genuinely telling you guys like
Like I hate both the things that are killing Valorant right now is neon and shotguns
Once they get rid of these two little things in the game right now
The game will get way better because people will start using guns again, which makes skill ceiling even higher
But if everyone just spending neon shotguns it makes the skill ceiling like literally if someone wants to if someone wants to
get radiant I swear to God neon judge play that character for eight hours a
day you'll get it with him like two two two weeks so let me get this straight
bro OBS is free let me get the straight OBS is a free software however you got
your iPhone to record the entire laptops screen now I don't know if you're a
retarded I don't know if you are stupid I don't know I don't know or you dumb as
fuck just play the clip bro like I gotta fuck
Good crosshair placement, good crosshair placement, good reaction time, good blind, good one taps,
two bullets, good reload, 82 under heals, good flick 4 HP, okay, bad aim but it's all good.
why you make fun of him didn't you start small as well
Why did the clip end at the 4K?
Muda, this is my last 300 bits, Sarge.
I have spent my hard earned money roasting your nose, chest, bald spot, and even your
wind-trading, just for chat to spam the nose emote when I take my time of day to figure
out a way to make Chat LOL, farm, and retweet farm.
You are so gifted with a beautiful face.
Besides that nose of yours.
Truly, Leroy.
Ah, yeah, that's enough.
Why is everyone telling me to check Jinxie's stream, bro?
Tell them what, Chick-fil-A!
Don't go through the door, bro.
Don't go through the door, bro.
Don't go through the door.
What the fuck is he watching?
What is this?
Don't go through the door.
This video is so good, oh my god.
Oh, is this the do not turn left shit?
Is that where it came from?
The do not turn left?
Is this from the do not turn left peak ass video?
Don't watch it.
It's legit for 10 year olds.
All right.
Now if I play, I'm actually down to-
You have sex with a girl.
Does she ask you to use her nose?
Cuss it's bigger than her penis.
My God, the girl.
Trash ass video, but everyone glazes it.
I want to eat some food chat soon. I want to order Chick-fil-A and eat some, but why are you guys laughing?
Like, that's not even funny, bro.
Yo, chat, um...
Do you guys want me to do Siege 1v1s or Valorant 1v1s?
Second of all, I want to play Valorant a little bit, though, just a little bit, bro, because low key...
I want to play that game, but I don't want to get fucking Wind Trade, or not Wind Trade, a stream sniped, bro.
Mods, put a pull-up, mods. Mods, put a pull-up. Get your ass on Siege.
Do the toxic 1v1s on Valorant, and then play Siege. Should we actually do that?
Hey Muda, I've been watching for around a year now.
Thanks for being an entertaining guy and keeping me happy in a dark period in my life.
Seeing you blow up these past few weeks has been great. Keep up the good work, King.
Muda, I would like to say I'm sorry and I will not be acting out any more except reacts.
Please give me another chance I regret my actions. Please bless me with my badge again. I hope you forgive me
Frank should shut the chass up um chat. What do you what do y'all want? Should we play Valorant ranked a little bit longer?
Do I even want to play Valorant bro? I'm just getting stream sniped
Chat okay. All right. What's that mods put a pull up mods mods mods mods mods mods pull mods pull mods pull mods pull
mods pull mods pull all right mods pull all right mods pull whatever game it is I
call dibs mods pull our state no no delete this pull you guys are fucking
retarded bro you shitty-ass mods bro mods put a pull up valorant toxic one of
V1's Valorant Ranked or R6 Ranked?
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
What are these like our banner requests?
Let's see...
MY N-
BOOM!
What are these?
I'm not sure.
I think they're here.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
They're here.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm getting hungry bro chat when am I allowed to order Chick-fil-A bro so
someone let me know
tips
tweak
uh... one-second chat let me just custom make my order again chat give me one
moment
um...
buttery white bun? nah bro
unbuttered
uh... chick filet sauce okay
meal sides
chick filet waffle
Large, all right, Chick-fil-A sauce, all right.
And then meal beverage, chat is Coke Zero good.
I'm just gonna get Coke Zero, all right.
All right, chat.
Okay.
All right.
Chat, am I, when am I allowed to order Chick-fil-A,
by the way?
Does anyone have a good video for me to watch after this segment so I can eat my Chick-fil-A and watch chat with you guys?
Does anyone have a segment to, or any like video they want me to react to?
Yo Mudo, I enjoy the content, brother. I think you finished the segment, but PLS, can you react to the clip of my life?
Okay.
Also, try Guess My Peak Rank rating.
Alright, bro. Alright. Fine, bro.
Apparently, this is your best clip of your life.
You know what bro I won't lie Mr. Ollie I'm gonna have to give it to you bro
I'm gonna think I'm gonna give you an ascended I think you're ascended bro
I think you're ascended this is like definitely an ascended break all right
chat custom game swift play ice box cheats off attackers on party code first
Let's come first serve. Ready? Three, two, one.
Fmh323, Fmh323, Fmh323, Fmh323.
Jordanian Prince.
So your silver two tried to one of you on me,
Jordanian Prince.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I believe that winning comes from the heart
and not from the wrist.
So what in your goddamn mind, Jordanian Prince,
makes you think that you're gonna come
anywhere even near me?
I'd use the next match.
That's a good question.
Also it's Jordanian.
You're gonna remember it real soon.
The same reason that I'm going to win
is the same reason that you kiss the wall
with your big ass nose, with your big ass boogers.
Actually, matter of fact,
I don't know how the hell you kiss the wall
because your nose could probably hit it
before your lips touch it, so.
Let's just play the game, have a good time here.
Uh,
Bar.
Who the fuck does this guy think he is, Jack, huh?
Who the fuck does this guy think he,
kiss the wall?
I'm not even at you.
Guys, how many times did I tell y'all?
I'M NOT A JUMP!
HOLY SHIT, BRO!
Chad, do you guys have a video for me to watch when we're done?
I'm not a jubanese. What the fuck does jubanese even mean?
Fucking assholes.
What does jubanese even mean?
Searching for a world that doesn't exist.
Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left.
Dude, this video looks like ass, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Do y'all really want me to wash this shit?
The cold air feels wonderful.
The worst side.
Aw, A only.
Are you playing for the vibes, or are we playing to win?
I'm playing for both because I can't lose to a silver promised bro you swore
Tweak, you know what tweak after this game won't want to be one you bro
tweak after this game you deserve you deserve a bow
Hey, bro Jordanian Prince bro. I'm trying really hard. Don't be careful. Excuse me
Take flight
enemy tag
And you're dead
Jordynian Plex your ass
I did not win trade bro. I did not win trade
I did not win trade bro. Why would you say that?
Shut your damn mouth. Let's win this game.
Let's win this game? Bro.
You are not winning this game bro.
Say Wulahi you never win traded. I don't say Wulahi on small things chat.
I mean Jordanian friends this is just insane bro like you're literally getting
how old is she she's 12 okay dude no I'm gonna get in trouble bear what is this
never talk to your cousin in your life
your shields broken what are you gonna do
Please, would I need this?
Really, bro, I mean, no, bro, I'm gonna believe that. Yeah, bro. No, I do not say that right now, bro
I just got out of cancer, bro
Run about last week, bro. Oh, come on. Don't do that to me, dude
Don't do that to me, dude. Don't do that to me, dude. Come on. That's not nice. I just run the bell, bro
yo come on bro yo come on dude yo I'm gonna yo I'll go I'll go easy on you
bro I'll go classic I'll go classic only for me yeah just for you bro just
be all go classical me no nothing no primary nothing
yo why is everyone my chat's telling al-muda, bro
standing ahead
out of charge
the boring drone
enemy must
the bro
and jay
what
what
switching sides
you got around bro stop acting though you got one round
I found the chosen one!
Bro, you got lucky, bro.
Oh my god!
You literally got lucky.
You literally got lucky, bro.
Guys, I'm not going easy on this guy, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Wow!
Bro, I have cancer, bro!
Yo, you can't do it.
Really?
You don't have...
Sibylahi.
Really?
I don't say no small things either, bro.
Your fucking stream's happy, aren't you?
Spike planted.
What?!
I'm playing a win.
We said A on thee!
True or no, I'm playing a win, true or no.
I
You are terrible bro, you are terrible. Oh my gosh. Yes
Wow, bro, maybe the cancer should have gotten me
Don't say that
No, no, stop saying that, bro. My chest is in El Muda.
El Muda, bro.
No, stop. My chest is in El Muda, bro.
I literally have cancer in my left testicle, bro.
Oh my God, bro. God forbid. God forbid.
Yo, can you guys stop spinning El Muda?
Stop spinning El Muda.
Come on, Muda. Damn it.
Yeah, she did.
Dude, yeah, she did.
We can actually do this.
Whatever you do don't look left in the crossroads
Wow really yeah
No
GGs do GGs you did really well bro you did really well bro GGs
Can I just say one thing anything bro go for it bro anything I
Was in the mid
You're what I?
Was in the make a you were I was in the make a wish foundation and my one wish was for you to just give me a little ad
Alright
Alright, oh someone someone alright tricks at Jack. I promise trick bro. I promise trick
I promise trick
uh to um can I promise trick to uh tweak what's your thing tweak tweak is this you
oh this is you yeah all right bro party code how do I invite how do I invite you
so how do I invite you tweak tweak that buddy bro so bro tweak why do you want
one of you want to be so bad bro what do you mean bro your platinum one what
why are you trying to prove to yourself you beat the Senate but your place
your platinum one though be honest be honest week do you think you're gonna
win this game be honest I will find them I would say I said you'd be honest
do you think you're gonna win this game I mean I my heart is out of my chest
So I don't know but yeah, I think it'd be you
Huh chat, do you guys think tweak is gonna beat me yes or no?
Also, do we have a video for next after that much it's like these hours
Would you get from chick-fil-a bro? Oh, I got a salad
I got a salad and then I also got vegetables and then yeah
What are you gonna do if the driver eats after fries again?
You know, it's weird because last time I ordered a salad tweak. They gave me a they gave me a
Chicken deluxe meal for some reason
But weird bro. Yeah, that is weird. That's the second that's the second time they've done that in a row. I don't know
Interesting might be the third no
This might be the third one, I don't know why.
Standing ahead.
Tweak, where are you?
So cunt.
What?!
Okay.
VAS! HOW! What do you mean bro? My right click missed. Oh my god. I don't know, I don't know.
No, no, no, you got lucky, you got lucky. I mean it happens bro. Even a blind scroll can find a nut bro.
What's your question bro? What's your question? Yeah? Fuck no.
No, they're feeling area because you're not gonna beat me up. I don't want to put your hopes up
Chow where's yet a number is
Let me tag
I mean nice try bro nice try bro nice try that's a bro
You don't make me say something about your nose, bro
No, I ain't gonna go there. I'm gonna come on dude. Come on, dude
So when is the when's the mother date with bunny?
Dude, I might break up with her if I'm being honest
Bro, I don't know dude. I just every time you know, we talk it's about sex like there's no relation
There's no like there's no connection. It's all about sex
I
Choked up
Choked up
Dude you gotta be faster than that you gotta be faster than that bro in the half you gotta be faster than that bro
Yeah, I don't think I've ever shaked this bad in my life.
Adderall before bed said, yo, you for real so ugly, dead ass, I'm not even joking.
You're not ugly, pal.
Why are you guys retweeting that? It's not funny.
No feeling, Addy.
it's like
and
No, I can't I can't I mean dude you are literally you're not playing bad bro
You're not playing bad at all. It's just you're just good. I'm just literally playing out of my mind right now, bro
NASA is sending their people up to the moon, and we have Muda what bro
Jinxie is hotter than you
But a question. Yeah, I go for it. Are you gonna? Are you gonna try and get champ in Siege? Yeah?
I am I know I am
I don't do it be honest bro. Am I good for the time I've played yes, bro. Yes
You just have game sense, bro. That's all you need
That's what I think too, road to champ sun, how do I tell you?
What?
Standing ahead.
Found them.
No, I'm not gonna lie this is like this is crazy, but you are
No, you are getting like literally annihilated right now. I'm not gonna lie
Not fair you could smell him shut is legal legends a good game like I've
played that game like maybe two times in my life and I'm not even gonna lie I
honestly so fast the other side of the game so I just can't get into it I
I don't know why that's crazy Gigi Muda Gigi's bro I know I'm not gonna I think
you would have played better but I feel like I feel like you're nervous I don't
know why you're good bro you're good you play good bro you play good a
a non-win trading rating.
Bye, bye, bye.
If you can get Challenger in that game,
you're actually the best gamer.
That is League of Legends,
a super hard game.
All right, also chat three two one
Xvt 269 the first person to join that's it
Mr. Tough
Chat how much do you guys tip your delivery drivers by the way
Mr. Tough
Excuse me
How are you gonna come into my lobby and tell me how I'd suck?
GG Mooder, I got you in Siege for sure.
One day, please.
One day.
I'm eating nuts chat do y'all like nuts do y'all like nuts yo so mr. Trump are
you like platinum three stoke what's your what's your max rank no this is my
I'll have to calm radiant
So I should try my hardest
All right, I'm gonna try my hardest bro. Good luck
By the way, why is it really Mr. Tough?
You're tough
Mudo, you can eat my nuts whenever you want to, what the fuck?
They're dealing area. They're there.
Deploying drone.
oh my god do you know what just happened to you right there I am
Literally that's the equivalent of me taking your pants off and slapping you on the app. How do you?
Tough I'm I'm 11
Ready
so that's what we're doing you're so bad so that's what we're using movement
characters with shotguns is that what we're doing yep that's what we're doing
Huh
That's what we're doing right yep, I don't know is break away if I give you another round then I'm gay
Be the area
Take flight
No more, come on, hold on.
Drop that fucking bag, no!
Hey, pick up another shotgun!
Chai, who here takes creatine?
Chai, who here takes creatine or vitamins?
I'm shooting ahead.
The plane's drawn.
Easy bro, you actually suck.
You win traded.
Mooters don't ever kill anyone, you'll be the easiest police sketch of all time.
Revealing area.
Yeah, what are you doing here Mr. Tough huh Mr. Tough knuckles? Lucky round, huh? Lucky round, you're just like sitting there like ADHD-ing, like tweaking out bro, where are you going?
And watch how I read you so hard to try, Mr. Tough, I want you, I want you, I want you.
I'll find him.
What in the fuck are you doing, bro?
I mean, can you hit your shots, bro?
Like, bro, are you gonna hit your shots, Mr. Tough?
Like, come on, dude, are you serious?
Is that what we're really doing right now?
Where do you live?
They have 70 ping.
Why do you have 70 ping?
Come on.
Hawaii.
What the fuck, you live on an island?
Yeah.
You live on Hawaii?
Yeah.
I have never met one human being that lives on Hawaii.
Isaac!
What does that even like mean? Like, do you just live on an island?
Yeah.
And GG, Mr. Sousa.
Spike planted!
Coming ahead. Deploying drone!
Shock dart!
What do you say, drone? Ready to stretch your wings?
Come into the unknown.
I'm getting off this game bro, like this game is fucking.
I just love it.
Alright.
Please, Muda, look at this clip and I promise you are gonna come all over your nose plus look at scream at end.
Muda, can we watch this when your food gets here?
So I'm trying to work it out, but what line I
Watch this boy watch this bro. I watch this when this came out, bro
But these have to be scripted no chat chat these have to be
Watch your stream and deaf in and these and capture for these have to be scripted. No
Like, this has gotta be fake.
Like you can feel it getting on boy you can feel the shampoo getting on your head, bro
This is fake right like it has to be fake
Right like I feel you can feel the shampoo hitting your head, bro
What the f***?
What the f***?
What the f***?
Yeah, this is like half of your face.
It's gotta be fake. It's literally gotta be fake.
Alright, Rainbow Six Siege Road to Champion.
I mean, I came to eat because my food's on the way chat.
My food's on the way chat. The guy's down the road.
What do we watch? What do we watch while the food gets here?
What is a good video to watch while the food gets here?
This Rikai situation is unbearable.
Backroom's official trailer.
When hackers get fetid, what does that mean?
12 year old Conner Freeman sits in his room 12 years old
The Calvary hacking at 12 years old bro
How are you hacking at 12 years old chat? Give me one moment
We're gonna watch this video, but my food is gonna be my chat my food is literally right outside the street
I'm gonna take a piss. Give me one second
I'll see you in the next video.
you
My food here.
My food's here!
My food's here!
My food's here.
Alright.
My food's here.
Alright chat, what did I miss?
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
Did I miss anything?
Let's go.
Let's play.
Playing Minecraft like usual.
He doesn't have many friends at school.
So this is his safe space.
Little does he know.
A player is just joined.
That's about to change his life forever.
This guy's name is Nima.
forever. This guy's name is Repulsive and he teaches him how to gain an advantage.
PERMA THANK YOU! It's nice meeting you too, PERMA. I don't remember if I'm gonna
be honest who you are because unfortunately like everyone had a bunch
of titties in my face and I literally just lost my mind and blacked out and
couldn't see anymore but I I'm gonna have to just take a wild guess and
just say that you were lovely.
Thank you for wimpering at my tongue.
Maybe I can remember who this is.
I think I can remember who this is.
Oh yeah, I remember this girl.
Shin the game, by exploiting information available on the internet.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, Loki-chan, I'm gonna be eating his entire fuckin' meal, bro, so-
Corvio-Conor Freeman sits in his room, playing Minecraft like usual.
He doesn't have many friends at school, so this is his safe space.
Little does he know, a player is just joined, that's about to change his life forever.
This guy's name is Repulsive, and he teaches him how to gain an advantage in the game
by exploiting information available on the internet. This is called Doxing.
Over time Connor learns about hacker forums like OG users, and slowly goes from griefing on Minecraft
and doxing server owners to more serious cybercrime like ratting and refunding.
Then one day, one of his friends shows him their Bitcoin wallet which at the time had 11 coins.
He asks him how the fuck you made all that money and the friend replies sim swapping you should tap it
The most you probably already know what sim swapping is I don't guess you don't
He used to be the easiest way to hack pretty much anyone if you had enough information about your target
You could just call their phone provider to impersonate them
First you pretend you lost your phone or that it got stolen
So what is swim sim swapping you ask support to move the number to a blank sim card
Which you can buy an eBay for like a dollar so they didn't give me a strong the intro they gave me everything buddy strong
Are you fucking serious?
You're dead ass didn't give me a straw fucking retards
You can just put the SIM card in a burner phone, and now you can reset all their logins
with SMS verifications.
You could also just walk into one of their stores and convince them to move this in manually with a fake ID or by adding yourself as an authorized user on their account.
But this was risky, so if you didn't want to risk anything, you could just bribe an employee and they'd move anyone's SIM to your card.
What?!
Now, Connor's not smart enough to get an insider on his own, but luckily his friend introduces him to his group, which already have one working for them.
All Connor needs to do is dox-
Bro, what?!
Instead of learning your digital footprint, he's set to make millions with his team.
This is Ricky.
And you might think he's broke because of his part cleaner job, but this couldn't be
further from the truth.
You see, Ricky's second job is being a holder for Connor's group.
For Holder's job is very simple.
All he needs to do is wait until the victim's phone number has been moved to one of his sim
cards, then he puts it in his burner phone, and now he can read out SMS codes for the
rest of the team.
This is the most eistaba essential opera can have, which is why Ricky now prefers
to pay kids on Discord to hold sim cards for him, pays them a couple hundred dollars
from his own cut.
And just like that, Connor's group just made fifty thousand dollars, which they
split four ways.
circle is really tight. You have Joel, Ricky, Colton, and of course Connor. Now
Connor doesn't really like spending his money. He prefers to let us sit in this
wallet and watch it climb like a high score in a video game. But his friends
are different. Ricky's bought two trucks at JetSki and ATV with his money and
Joel is probably the biggest baller in the comet this time. He tells him about
all the Gucci he's bought since their last hit, but Connor's not really
interested. He tells him about the Twitter and Instagram combo he spent
40k on still not interested with any shit.
Chad, would you spend $40,000 for a fucking Twitter name?
Who in the fucking right mind is dropping 40k for a fucking Twitter name?
Because of his new Bitcoin chain.
I didn't really spend much of my money.
I spent probably like 150k, I'd say, over the whole time period.
I bought a, I had a Rolex, I don't know if you ever heard of IF and Co.
Jewelers and I think they're based in California.
Yeah, they, they sell Bitcoin chains, but this was back in like 2018.
I bought one of those. I had a couple of gold rings with diamonds from IF and Co.
My girlfriend at the time lived in the States, so I flew back and forth over there.
I spent a lot of money on flights and travel, but that was it.
I never really went out clubbing or buying crazy cars or anything. That was never my thing.
I'm playing like an adrew guy, but I read if in a mirror, I'll get information about him, and they don't with conners.
He'll call up this piece of shit during this video and see if he can find it.
Like what the fuck?
A 16-year-old boy sits in V.C. with Connors Group.
He's their new caller and his job is to call up AT&T pretending to be a worker there.
He'll call up the store and convince the employees that he needs their login for whatever
reason.
What he doesn't know is that his mom is listening in on the conversation.
He calls the police. And not long after...
Okay. Okay.
Let me get this straight, bro.
Like, I know, I know everything is like, bro, that's bad.
You shouldn't be carded. You shouldn't be.
What is it called? Sim card swapping?
Right? You shouldn't. You shouldn't be doing anything illegal, bro.
You shouldn't be doing anything bad.
You know, like, don't steal or scam from people, bro.
That's horrible.
But, bro, the way you get caught
Is your mom snitching?
Can we get a little bit of Elle Mom's in the chat please?
Can we get some Elle Mom's in the chat please?
Can we get some Elle Mom's in the chat?
This room to have a little chat.
Ricky wakes up and checks his discord.
He hasn't heard from that one kid for a few weeks now and he's growing suspicious.
Trust me, I noticed and I literally said to Connor, so this guy, we did a big hit.
We paid him like six figures, which is like obviously the most money that he's ever seen.
Disappeared for like weeks. It wasn't just like a couple of days. And I was like, hold on,
I'm like, Connor bro, like this guy just disappeared after doing a big hit. Like,
something's not right. And Connor is like, and then the kid came back and hit us. I didn't
respond. But I guess Connor said he talked to him. And Connor's like, no dude, I talked to
Now unfortunately, Connor believes the kid, and Ricky trusts Connor, so eventually, they
will get back to work.
Not knowing, the kid is secretly working with the FBI.
They keep working with him for a few more weeks and Connor ends up hitting his biggest
target yet, an investor with $5 million.
He's now worth around 160 bitcoins, not far from his original goal, but there's something
else going on.
He's starting to feel guilty.
So for now he decides to semi-retire, try and figure his life out.
He takes the next flight to see his girlfriend in Wisconsin and stays there for a few
months.
This is Joelle, and he just finished a whole month of partying in LA to celebrate his friend's
birthday, paid 150,000 just for the Airbnb.
Now he's headed to Belgium to party some more, carrying $250,000 in his bag and a ledger
with another 300.
Right after passing through security, two officers approach him, ask him to step beside.
High school ballad at Torian is now being accused of leaving a double life.
Flares say Joelle Ortiz stole nearly two million dollars.
They're dumping $1,500 bottles of champagne over $50,000 watches at a Las Vegas night club.
Also $10,000 spent on Gucci clothing. $150,000 for a month-long Airbnb in Los Angeles.
Conner and his friends realize they're completely fucked.
Joelle was only arrested because he was leaving the country and the feds were scared he would
return.
They're probably investigating all of them already and they might know Conner has a
return flight home in just three days.
Conner arrives at the airport, checks in his luggage and gets ready to go through security.
He makes it through safely.
Bro, if you know you're about to get caught, would you not just fucking like take a safe
way out of the country with no one watching, like for example on a boat maybe?
But maybe on a boat?
Or maybe a private jet that no one has control over?
Sleeping at night.
It only goes to bed in the morning.
Most raids happen in the early hours, so only then he feels safe enough to go to
sleep
Gigi
Gigi
GG
bro so basically at the end of the end of the day if you do anything illegal are
you just gonna get caught bro because the cops know everything
Now, the first night in jail is always the hardest, but for Connor it's especially scary
when he finds out there's a chance he might be extradited to the US, facing a maximum
penalty of 108 years.
He and his lawyer negotiate with the Irish court, and he agrees to plead guilty and
to give up all his stolen funds, now worth around $2 million.
In exchange, Ireland decides to take responsibility for one of their own, and Connor ascends
to two years and 11 months in an Irish prison.
And the other side of the world, Ricky, Colton and their friends, are all facing similar senses.
They all give up their stolen Bitcoin.
Everyone except Joel.
There's more than a million dollars missing from his cut, and no one can figure out where
it is.
Authorities think he's hiding it.
Since he's the first sim swapper ever to be arrested, the judge decides to make an
example of them and give them ten years.
FUCK!
BAM BAH!
I
My five I
Look at W video, but bro
Damn bro, I was a good ass video I
Mean so chat does that mean at the end of the day bro no matter what you do illegally
They're just gonna get caught like no matter what there's always stories of people getting caught always though
There's always like stories of people getting caught
Okay, bro, you know what, bro, can I just, can I just be honest, bro, can I just be
honest, can I just be honest?
Hypothetically, hypothetically, hypothetically, hypothetically, hypothetically.
If I was a scammer like this, I would live outside the country, on an island, like,
Like I moved to like India, I moved to like India.
I'd swim, swap and then live in India.
And then also I'd have a private island
and I would name the private island like an island, right?
And I would like basically throw a bunch of pizza parties
on that island to like kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.
I'm sorry, but all I'm saying is yeah, I don't know
All I'm saying is if we're gonna do something illegal about
If they're gonna do something illegal you can't you can't
you can't just no no no you can't just like the most important part is not
getting caught the most important part is oh my fuck I jumped to play sauce on
me
you know my fucking big nose king I love you gang love you more
Anyway, Chai only have like four more wall phone fries, so everyone, let's be patient bro.
What is this?
You're a small cyber-crook based in Argentina.
You buy account information for cheap, test the login for video game accounts, and sell
the valuable items for Bitcoin.
You spend most of your time on a forum called Null, where the owner recently gave you
moderator status.
This gives you early access to any leaks posted on the site.
Hackers and-
Wait, I've been on Nulled before!
Well, I kid you not, I kid you not, I don't know if it's legal to say this, but I bought
a Pornhub premium account on this account for like a dollar, like back in like 2010.
We'll steal a massive database and post it up for sale.
It's your job to review these posts and make sure the leak is real.
use this to your advantage and scoop up valuable combo lists before anyone else has a chance
to buy the lists. And together with your friend Nero, you use tools like open bullet and try
and hit accounts with to the emails. What you're looking for specifically is steam accounts,
Fortnite accounts, or any sort of account that will divert some money. Once successful,
you sell the...
Well, so Chad, is it illegal to buy and sell stuff on Nulled? Because if that's
I'm going to jail, I'm going to give it a buck of shot.
I bought a browser account back in 2013, what do you want me to say?
Community for an easy profit.
Sometimes you even give away the data for free.
And this gets you some new friends in the business.
What is Nulled?
Well, for those of you looking to get into cybercrime, it's probably the best place to
get started.
On this small forum a young jit like you could learn tracking, credential stopping, refunding,
carding, social engineering, scamming, e-warring, and much much more.
Social engineering, scamming, e-horring.
Um, I don't even know what e-horring is, but...
What is e-horring?
What's e-horring?
I swear to God, I don't know, wallah, I don't know, what the fuck is that?
Catfishing.
Bruh.
What the fuck?
So has anyone ever fell for a catfish before?
Have any of you guys fell for a catfish before?
I don't think I've ever ate that much in my life.
I feel like a fat fox.
What type of rage bait is- what type of- yeah, what type of rage bait is Senna is calling?
I've never fell for a catfish. I'm gonna be honest. I have never ever ever ever fell for a catfish
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna put it on my life on everything. I love on everything
I love on everything I love I never fell for a catfish
I'm going to say it right now.
I'm going to say it right now.
I want you to sub for Jinxie2V1.
What do you mean?
Why is everyone sending calls to me?
What are you guys saying?
Let me make sure all the sound is going here.
Oh.
First of all, who do you think you are trying to step into my game, Sina?
What do you mean?
Who do I think?
Are you fucking serious?
Like, who do you think you are?
Like, the audacity that you think you are, like, this is my game.
You're coming to my game
Your game was ballerin. They're both my games
I don't think they're really your games because I hear trash it both
I am not trash about I can 1v1 you with just a pistol second of all to trash our six players versus Jinx here to be one in Jinx
Yeah, because
It was gonna put me in sketch to see if I could do good because every time I oh, sorry
I got five gifts and you don't have to think the five get to go for it. Go for it
Thank you all no for the five gifted. I appreciate it
W5 gift it and rodeo thinking for the sub anyways as I was saying so
You know, I have to just oh hold on. I got 420. I know they do not have to think it
She's goblin
With the 420 yo psycho think the follow FT oasis think of the follow
What's the follow? Thank you player one with the follow. Thank you. I appreciate you
Do you think it's not talking through your nose when you're talking to Mike?
It's really pissing me off.
Also, Mel, for the prime, I appreciate it.
Anyways, you were saying?
You're actually chopped.
OK, anyway.
What was I going to say?
Oh, yeah.
So you're your wife.
You and Sketch versus Jinxie?
Yes.
Yes.
OK.
Isn't that a good lineup?
What is that?
What is that going to happen?
I want to watch a party.
It's literally, it's supposed to be in two hours.
But I just found out that Sketch is with Marlin.
And he swears he's going to be back on time, which
I just think is a fucking lie.
Huh, huh, huh, huh.
Okay, well, I wanna say good luck.
But before I go, can you please lift up your hair
off that forehead?
I just wanna see something real quick.
Maybe I could do that, but do you think you could close
the VR chat porn that you have
probably open on your computer?
Because I've been trying to work it out,
I'll go, white wine, I come alive in the night time.
Okay, where we go?
The only thing we have on is the radio
Let it play, say you gotta leave, but I know you wanna stay
You just waiting on the traffic jam to finish, girl
The things that we could do with 20 minutes, girl
Say my name, say my name, wake her down
It's getting high crack a window, tear it out
I could get you through a mighty long day
Soon as you go, the text that I write is gonna say
Oh, now, now, what's your name?
Oh, now, now, what's your name?
Oh, now, now, what's your name?
What's the name of the night?
Everybody knows
Chad do you think Jinxie is going to beat Cina and sketch in Rainbow Six Siege?
Bro, I'm gay
If um if he loses there's no way no way
Um, the only thing Cina is good at is maybe playing Elden Ring
I haven't seen her play Elden Ring though, but it's just a good assumption second of all sketch can barely
I think the only thoughts that go on in Sketch's brain are like 2 plus 2 or my favorite color
is red.
Like literally.
Sketch was goaded on Valorant, don't shit talk to him, motherfucker.
Sketch dropped a one kill on my team the entire tournament.
I had to jump 30 kills every game for us to win, 33 to be a matter of fact.
But, eh, bro.
Are you making fun of disabled people, Mulder?
That's rich coming from you, since your nose is a disability.
I did not make... Sketch isn't disabled.
Is he actually? I didn't know that.
I didn't know that I didn't know that I didn't know that I didn't know that I know I sure
got our rainbow six siege road our chat before we even do anything bro the road to platinum
today roads of platinum today but wait I have six packs
how do I buy packs
invincibility five months I love you
Change the title to stream sniping in champ, yo if any of you guys genuinely think I stream
sniped in a fucking tournament in Valorant for 200 subs, when I went rank 1 in multiple
Continent you're retarded like genuinely retarded. Yo, uh, should we buy should we buy some uh, should we buy some elites?
This is crazy, what is the view bundle constantly Etsy? What is a skin?
What is this skin is this skin worth a chat
How do I see the gun though? Like how do I see how the gun shoots?
Press I.
Holy shit
I thought that's so distracting bro, that is so distracting though like what the fuck
Bro fuck all that
But what's the point of buying skins when you can't even see them by the way chat?
What's the point of buying skins if you can't see them unless you die
Yo, okay, actually one thing I do want to buy is the Jinxie shotgun. How do I buy that? Where is that?
Where's the Jinxie shotgun?
Let's actually skins!
Bro, how do I get the...
With this bundles?
Wait, what the fuck?
So what's better? Elise skins or bundles skins?
Chat, what's better?
Bro, you know what they should have gave us chat. I'm so serious, bro. They should have gave us
Bro so chat what's better than elite skins or bundle skins and also second of all second question chat
I want a colorful
Attachment skin. How do I get a colorful attachment skin?
Like there's this one where people have it's like pink I mean low key these bundles are
not bad if anything I'd probably buy the jinxi one just to have it gotta rip my
boy out jinxi but other than that like all these bundles are low key kind of
actually not bad
wait so this is your skin instead of the operator what the fuck
Anyway, bro, let's just play some ranked.
Wait, so chat, when is the marketplace going to come back, bro, like what the fuck?
So do I get any skins with these, or do I literally just, oh, obviously I get skins,
but like still, bro, the fuck gives a fuck about any of this.
I want like skins, bro.
Probably next season.
And they said not until the end of the year.
Alright, let's go.
LET'S GO WALKIN'!
Let's go.
I need to get my uh...
Alright.
Where do I bin?
Coastline?
Climb.
I think at the end of 2026?
I'll probably be champion by then.
I'm probably already going to be a champion.
Do you think R6 is easy?
I don't know if the game is easy or I'm just like one in a million who's like really good.
I don't actually don't know.
I don't know if I'm like one in a million or the game is like super fucking easy but
I'm not gonna lie.
Yo Nelson, bro, stop typing in my chat, bro.
Nelson, seriously, bro, we're not friends anymore.
Nelson, after I started averaging 1,000 viewers, bro,
I haven't been the same, bro.
I'm just, unfortunately, bro,
I'm not your boy anymore, bro.
I'm not your boy anymore, Nelson.
Stop typing in my chat, bro.
You're welcome, buddy
You know it's hard to make me want it
Before you stay up on it
You got this something
It keeps me so balanced
Baby, you're a challenge
Let's explore your talent
Walk in!
Alright, we're gonna get play up tonight
Cause you're just my type
Nah, nah, nah
not my anal bath. All right, walk in. Walk in.
That's all I've got. Right in front of you.
Wait, so Chad, can you injure your teammates in the drone phase or in the prep phase at all?
Oh, he's gone.
If I sit ten seconds left.
Now you've gone.
If I sit down a five seconds.
Nice again, infosuit reloading.
Keep an eye on Rob for attempting to abuse your bombs.
All right, Hammer.
It's good, Robbie.
I don't even know how this guy knows my name.
Diamond, but how does everyone know my name?
Robby's scripting by the...
Did I get sniped into oblivion?
What the fuck?
I'm for locating a bomb, protect it.
I
Learn I'm fucking dead, bro
Oh
Well all friendlies were eliminated mission failure
Fuck
Well, not a lot is bad
And then
Fuck, bro.
Alright, one thing I will tell you guys is for some reason I'm better at like 1v1s
than this game, because I'm not allowed to know anything about this game, bro.
Anyway, why would we go gym for the first, we're so stupid anyway, bro, why would we
go gym for the first one?
Jim is good. Wait, is Jim good actually? Solo to champ is hard. I'm not gonna solo to champ,
but like once I get to somewhere where I start losing every game with Fertzweaking, I'm
gonna start doing with like, uh, with, uh, with, um, with, uh...
the area keep the bombs protected do you have to use an extra large top to
blow your nose like bro
why you guys laughing I'm funny
Why are you guys saying 3G?
Why are you guys saying 3G?
like bro everyone just stop being scared bro take fights bro just
I'm just going to ask you to take your fights.
Like that's one.
My amus is better than all of you bro.
But I didn't stop being scared.
My amus is better than yours!
Like why am I being scared?
I'm scared of running at everyone.
I'm literally just going to run at everyone.
Like genuinely I'm just going to run at everyone bro.
I don't give a fuck bro.
Especially when I'm on that gun.
Especially if I'm on that gun bro.
I'm done.
Alright, church.
Chat, what's a good character?
I mean, they're not even banning a rune, like what?
I'll play Ella.
Earthworm.
Chat, Ella earthworm.
Chat, Ella earthworm.
What's better, Chat?
Ella earthworm.
Ella earthworm.
Chat, what should I play?
Ella earthworm.
in your shield.
I don't know how many you want it.
Alright, let's go.
Thorn is meta, but Ella is good for shields and sometimes roaming.
Security area, keep the bombs protected.
five
five
five
five
It's calling.
Yeah, I have a question.
Yeah, go for it.
How knowledgeable do you think you are at R6?
Like 10 out of 10?
Yes.
Yeah, 10 out of 10 is a lot.
No, you think it's 10 out of 10?
Yeah, like I've been playing this game since I was like 8 years old.
Didn't I literally say that you played it last week?
Ah, okay you caught me, yeah.
That was maybe last week, but I beat Jixi and a pro player in a 2v3 yesterday.
Okay well, do you have any tips to help me play or can help me maybe?
Yes, absolutely. I could first, I could deck your guns out with good attachments and stuff.
So it's easier to shoot your gun.
And then I'll tell you what characters to also play.
Is that good?
That's a bare basis. That's what K-Zon did too.
I know the characters that are easy beginners to learn.
I need to know like where to keep things.
Loading the magazine!
The models are large.
I can also teach you that. Yeah, you want, that's easy.
You want me to go into a 1v1 with you
and show you where to put like your utility
to kill Jynce here every time?
Yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay.
I'm gonna quit Mastering Game.
Do you want to do that?
Yeah, but give me one second.
I'm in a comp game right now
and I'm sweating my ass off.
You give me like five minutes.
Just call me back. Just call me back.
okay okay okay okay okay okay what the fuck is that what is that
I
What the fuck was that I've never seen that before what is that ability?
I
You're teaching me and I watch you lose the first thing I'd I've never
It was a 1v3 I don't have gone mode and second of all I don't even know what what you just like I don't even know that ability
He pulled some weird ass fucking shit on it
Trust me, I know I know what to do. I know what to do
I can actually give you like some good good good good sense. I'm in risk with the big chin hope to see
Okay, thank you.
Fuck so now I have Senna watching me which means that to try hard or else she's not gonna accept me as a coach
Fuck
Found you from the CSGO stream and you're hilarious addicted now keep it up. Love you
Chat show yo chat chat. She's probably in the stream. Listen just um
Um, chat, what would you rate my Rainbow Six Siege gameplay on a scale of 1 to 10?
Why don't you answer me, type 1 if you're here from NASA.
Okay, yeah, you guys are retarded.
No
No's out of time
No, no, that's get spoiled movie the sucks
What's not live and split is also in a square and body plane
Your drone has located a bomb. 10 seconds before insertion.
Yo, why is sober someone been staying the same shit for the last 10 hours?
Is this a viewbot like this is that this has to be a viewbot, right?
HELLO AMAD HALAL, IT'S HASSEL AGAIN!
Earlier when you poked your nose outside to grab your door that we were able to see it
from space and successfully land on the surface, we appreciate the help and have sent
some viewers your way
we have been eliminated
I mean like what rank is that guy though that guy's rank is literally like
not rank fuck his rank like that gun what gun is he using
like what the fuck is that gun
Yeah, you are not teaching anyone sob emoji, sob emoji.
Yo, can you guys stop saying NASA raid, like I'm gonna fucking tweak out bro, like, genuinely.
Well go, go, go, it should be fair, the diamond on my team, the guy that is the highest rank
on my team, is 0 and 3!
I would rather have a dog coach me then mooder, but that's just me also naserate Jesus
So what's a good character to run on this like they have to go basement, right? They have to go basement. What's a good character for basement?
Lion
Lion is good your ass
Shaa what's better a DMR or the F2?
Yo Robbie I'm gonna have to ask you politely bro you're gonna lock in by your own free
your diamond and israel bro.
I'm nervous right now that's why.
This guy said, dude, your nose is insane.
I bet like a million dollars, and I just sent that guy to my fucking stream, bro.
Yo, Sina, can you stop sending people to my stream and tell them I have a big nose?
Who has hatch?
Where's hatch?
Oh my God, are you serious?
2v2 yesterday with nose versus nose with you and Richie
Bro these guys are like low key locked
locked.
Well bro it's a 2v5 before I even get inside the building bro, like.
This is all looks like I got company
Area in the clear
It's safe or a stand-up?
Hello, I am Trinasa for the upcoming mission.
We're considering your noses a primary long-range probe.
Please join us, which stream for more heat-takers.
Ignore the heat of news-
I don't know how am I supposed to play?
...and they try to your nose, split the legs, see?
Hold on. I have intel on the enemy.
What is that? What am I just dying by?
But what is that? You can die by that?
You can die by that?
15 seconds remaining.
What is the range?
Bro, what are you saying?
Okay, you guys are retarded, bro.
a thousand battle points if you're gonna give a fucking bunch of shitty ass battle points you fucking
chat what would i even teach sinna
i'm gonna smoke you i might have to just teach you the bare minimum i'm not gonna lie because i
should have like let's see here i could tell i could tell the ops i could tell her what ops to
play because she's gonna fucking pick like the worst ops and I know I know for a
fact she's gonna look at some of these ops to pick the worst ops second of all
I can tell you what attachments to put on each gun and then I can tell her where
to play and where to use her you tell chat they're probably gonna use the
organ right they're probably gonna do organ organ is but they're probably gonna
to do organ.
Yo, if you guys say Senna genius type two.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, you're not a genius.
I brought type three.
If you teach her how to know.
All right.
Well, I mean, type three, they type three for you then all the time.
So.
Oh, what's that?
Are you just talking to me?
Yeah.
Yo, why are why I'm a VIP wall of threes right now. Are you fucking serious?
Also, by the way, that was not my channel that sent that. Thank you very much, bro
And the secretary watch machine. I got four different TTS's on my nose
Okay, that's not my fault and you're welcome for the TTS if it was mine
Okay, so that's out you go. Did you even thank you them? Of course I do
But I think I even think my one bits. Do you think you're one bits? I think my one bits though
I tell them I tell them fuck their one bits. Okay, so you're just ungrateful
Yesterday saying you changed after you got 2,000 viewers and you switched upon all your VIPs
I don't know if that's true yo could find it take for the one bit
I haven't asked yesterday by the way. That's quite literally yesterday. How do I add people on this though?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, here, I added you.
No, no, no, no.
You can't say that,
because you are training me on this game.
So if you don't know how to add people,
I need a different person to help me.
I'm so serious.
I added you, added you.
No, no, no.
I actually know, I know exactly,
listen, I know exactly what to teach you
because I know exactly what Jinxing does.
So I know exactly what to teach you.
That's all I need to know.
I need to know how he plays.
Yes.
So that I can like learn and then, what's your name?
Moody chaha you smell jinxed see out with your ginormous nose
Well, I was just for my name. Yeah
Okay, before I tell you my name only to understand I want you to understand
That my name I made my name when I was like 12 years old, okay?
That is not a good sign to me. That's a bad sign. The name is master jack to 244
So you mean to tell me I'm about to do a 2v1 training session because I'm going against
Jinxie.
All people, you know, I could have asked, spoilt really anybody and everybody said, Muda, Muda,
Muda.
And the person who trained me is Master Jack 2244.
The name was when I was like 12 years old, you can't blame me.
The name was 12.
It was the first night came up to my mind.
I said, can I ask why I should it and I ask, uh, why your username is masterjack?
Oh, I don't know.
I think it was like an anime.
I was watching the time.
No, I'm a master of all Jack traits.
Really?
Yes.
It has nothing to do maybe with you being a master of jacking off.
I don't know if you're here for coaching or to just shit on Mooda for the next 30 minutes.
Joe, my game, I invited you.
Hold on.
I'm a master of all jack.
NASA just reached out to me for a second.
Okay.
And what did they say?
They said you're considering your nose as a pro and they wanted to know if I could
get a different tutor because they they needed you.
Look, I don't even know why you're talking about big stuff on
our face when your forehead is literally stretched all the way
back to the half of your head.
And that's all you have bangs on.
See, I like hate it because my fuck ass chat is gonna retweet
chat.
Stop fucking retweet.
And can you invite me to the God?
I did.
I did.
Oh, oh, sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You're too busy fucking all my fucking shitty fucking my nose.
I normally lag it when I get requests from somebody named Masterjack 2244.
I just don't really accept those stuff.
I didn't notice it.
All right.
How about just put Muda in the name?
You just changed the name.
I can.
It's just OG though.
I am a Masterjack of all treats.
OK, that is kind of true.
My name on like old stuff like my cash flow account,
it's all from like 10 years ago and it's Wiener.
Like Wiener everything.
It's kind of a good name.
So you're on my ass for Master Jack,
but your Clash Royale name is Wiener.
Yep.
My old Fortnite name was Reptile Disfunction
because they wouldn't let me put a Reptile Disfunction.
Okay, what the fuck, so why are you on my ass
about doing VR with a bunch of girls with titties out?
And your name is literally a Reptile Disfunction
and a Wiener.
Because I was fucking years ago, bro.
You're shit, you still have to this day
and your streamer and you're and you're walking around with master
so I'm a master jack of all trades it's a good name
I mastered a lot of things bro here
yes yes yes okay
all chat how do I oh here you go
okay please tell me you did not ask how we start this because that's the shit
that I would ask
no not you because you are supposed to be showing me
what he does I know I'm telling you I know exact I studied his game play
That's why I beat him yesterday and he was school is seven one. It wasn't even close
Chat where's organ there it is normal hot settings normal
You guys beat him seven one. Yes, but it wasn't in close and was it because of you guys
Was it because of you guys? Yeah, I if anyone was there for yesterday's stream
They would tell you that I outfrags boy, which is a pro in this game. I
I want to be two of them five times. So I want five rounds one between them just for myself
Okay, all right. That's good news
Wait, is there is there anybody else that like you trained with that would be really helpful in this call
We can add them once wait Richie. Let me see. They're both probably doing shrimps though. Spoits are screaming and
Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I don't want to but you want to get yawksic. No, I'm sure I
I'm gonna say yachts it plays R6. All right, that's good. I'm not missing any settings. No, that's about it
I'm not missing any time. I'm not missing anything, right?
You know, I beat Bolo, right? You know Bolo is bowl. I guess you know Bolo is the best player in this game
I wonder if you want to my beat them to
That's your crazy
Chatter is good, right? Everything's good. These settings look good. Oh my god
I said it you have to win this I'm serious and I you have to win this I know okay
Okay, my thing is is Jinx he's always talked a lot of shit on games and the last time he's blaming fucking me and sketch for some bullshit
So I was like okay my logic is I'm gonna beat him on his own game
And I've been playing R6 recently for funsies, but I'm trash at it
But if he gets beat by like imagine imagine imagine like you're the guy who revived our six
You get beat by sit on sketch. I'd kill myself personally and that's my goal. No, I'm not gonna lie
There's like no way you guys win
I'm gonna be honest
But if there's some things I could teach you it probably up your chance for like 20%
But I still think it's gonna sketch. I don't even know if sketch. Oh, that's no that'll hold a controller if I'm gonna be honest
When I had him on my Valorant tournament bro, he dropped one kill for every game
Well, the thing that I'm really scared about is he is not back yet
They just started playing soccer and it might end up being a 1v1 and if it is I'm gonna look like a fucking idiot
No, that's the case I'll jump in with you
No, no, you think me I'll invite myself into this tournament. Okay. Okay. You can okay deal. You can be my sub then
Jack and I beat Chad y'all give me permission to be said Chad
Do you think I could 2v1 jinksie with Senna if you
Why is my chat spinning if you wasn't invited? Don't ask to go oh
That is true. I mean if you weren't invited don't ask to go you did just say you would invite yourself
Can you start the goddamn game? Okay?
create as player
Moodle can smell asteroids coming to earth like this is the type of shit. I fucking hate. I mean how
Okay, that's why NASA reaches out to you.
Do I need to get like a nose reduction surgery if I can really get off my dick and understand?
Are you in the thing? Why'd you leave? You left?
I didn't leave. I'm literally in.
Oh, I'm tripping. Okay.
Defender, do you have all the ops, first of all?
Uh, no.
Holy shit. You probably want to buy that.
No, I only unlocked the ones that I really liked playing. The easy ones.
So you have 6,000 subs and you're not gonna buy the characters which is like 40 bucks
I'd be honest. Hmm. I've been opening in cases in CS. Oh
How no bro
Okay, so you don't want to get the agent so wait tell me what cases you have them cuz it's gonna be
I have defenders I always play Legion and Cap can a lot. Okay, don't do that. Don't play any of those
Why?
Legion and Cap can
What's wrong with that lesion's not bad lesion's not bad cap can he's not gonna fall for cap can bro
Okay, okay, but here's the thing. Okay. Can I can I tell you what my thought process is?
I'm so ass of the game. I'm so ass, but I'm hoping that I play like what a
Non-normal arse-explore would play like so that people make mistakes that they don't because like it's something that you wouldn't expect somebody
To put somewhere because it's a little cap can like sit down. How do I tell you this like cap can is like
How do I put this in Alderman terms? I don't know like it's just retarded. Don't don't pick up. That's just retarded
What other campus do you have?
You want me to start? All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll show you Legion. I'll say Legion Jesus. Okay here
I mean ask your chat captain's fucking like you have to be brain dead to even walk to a captain trap
Okay, listen to defending go master
I can't kill him.
I'm so happy.
So what's like a Capcan is like a Dark Souls 1 tutorial loss.
Here go to the second floor.
Go to the second floor.
It's the only one.
Go up there.
Okay.
And then go, just go Legion for now I guess.
Okay, okay, okay.
And just try to defend.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to kill you.
I'm not going to kill you though.
I'm just going to like teach you some things.
Oh, to like show me where to go.
Yeah.
Make sure you have barbed wire on Legion.
I don't know if Legion has barbed wire.
He does
Wait, no, no, I couldn't change it. I should have looked sorry. Yeah, what is JC plan attack located a bomb?
I forgot where's he play like Grammy plays grim, right?
Do you want me to not do anything so you just come in here then?
Ace and grim okay
I
Know but I said do you want me to not put up anything so that way like you can come in here
Doesn't matter what you put it on just don't kill me
His lesions aren't you telling me they just poison you
Do not know just don't read it here
Is that more simple for you?
I already started doing shit, idiot!
I'm coming. Don't kill me.
Like, for example, who does Ching-Ci normally think that would counter him?
That's not me. I'm playing right now. I'm playing right now. I'm playing one of the guys.
Okay, I'm coming through the main door.
Alright.
Stop.
Wait, I'm in here, I'm in here.
Oh my god, okay.
Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.
So first of all, reinforce the wall every time.
This one? Yeah, every time. Listen, he's gonna put you guys on this map. I
guarantee you. This is one-to-one map. Alright? Okay. Reforce that one too. Okay, so
that way he can't shoot through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Every time does he just... does he just throw bullets through this and it kills you? No, no, he uses this. He puts this on it. He's gonna put this on it. And he's gonna get away from this. Get away from this.
I'm gonna put like holes in the wall like that. Okay, so that's number one. All right number two come over here
All right
Yeah, and what are you? What's your second? What's your?
You got it, huh?
What's your character is a way smaller nose? What's sit on? Okay. Sorry. Yes. What's your impact?
Do you have what's your ability like you do you have impact grenades?
Well, I have these things other than all the ones all the ones all the ones oh, don't what don't
Like what's your other ability you have another ability that you can use check the ship and pass enabled
What does she have enabled that's my g. That's my oh my z. Yeah, press Z. Where's your z?
Z is my z is this it's like I'm pinging. Oh, okay. She has bulletproof camera. Okay. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I can change it though
Okay, you want to rotate
Like this wall basically every round you need this wall also reinforce this camera
Okay, so I have to remember though. It's the wall with the with the pride flag on it and then here ride flag
It's a it's a monkey. It says no, but there's pride there
Sorry if I'm moving too fast this let me know but okay, okay step one step one is simplified
Always reinforce that one and then always reinforce this one
Both
You do you do you like a thousand or something
How much yeah, this isn't the top left or something
You have ten right okay, I can't see I don't know now
You want to reinforce you want to always don't reinforce this but you always want to like
You always want to break this so you can rotate from here to here. Oh my god. What the fuck set up
That was good, right? That was good. I got me. No, that one got me that one got me
Okay, so yeah, you're gonna want to do this here. It's not hard to remember, right? Like you're smart
What was your GPA in school?
Three point that's good. That's already good. That's already good. That's already good. Yeah, okay, so reinforce this to
two. What was yours? Two, but I dropped out of college the first day. So this, and this.
Sorry, your GPA was a two, what was your GPA in high school? No, that's what I'm saying.
It was like D's, so whatever D's are in, in, in, uh... You had D's in high school?
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't like school, I didn't like school. And then
I dropped out the first day of college because I couldn't find my class. And then I became
a streamer. So listen, reinforce this, you're gonna reinforce this, and then
then they're gonna put a hole there, okay?
Sorry, I'll say it again one more time.
So you're gonna reinforce this every time,
then you're gonna reinforce this.
Okay.
And then...
So I did good with this door,
so here's the door, reinforce it.
This door, reinforce.
Yeah, this is a good reinforce.
And then this reinforce.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You just put a hole here, that's what you have to do.
Okay?
I'll remind you to put your impact grenades on.
Okay, then, also, if you can,
this is like bonus points, if you can remember this.
I have like a shotgun. I have a shotgun system.
Oh, oh, oh.
Also, bro, low key, sit up.
If you want to like take the easy way out, which is like way, like way better.
For myself?
No, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it like that.
Okay, that was my first thought.
You can use a shotgun and you can one tap him.
Shotguns are so easy in this game.
But anyway, bonus points, if you can remember this, this is really good.
You open this up a little bit because sometimes Jinxie likes to jump over here and plant
The bomb
Corner
Exactly because he can't plant the bomb you just kill him
That's about it. Do you have a okay your minds your minds come here?
You're always gonna want to put a mine here. Yeah, I normally do them like look right out
Don't run into it. I can pick it up and replace it
So normally when I do them, I was told that the best is to put them right here.
That's good, I like that.
Why did you just, okay, I just specifically asked you to not lump it.
Well, I didn't know that was gonna hit me.
Okay, that's a really good one also.
Whoever gave you that said, mob them.
You should mob them.
You should mob them, whoever said that.
Then, another one right here.
Right.
Because you don't want to eat that.
Wait, in the hallway?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
I'm gonna take it right here.
On the, isn't this visible though?
No, no, it's not visible because it goes, uh, wait.
They don't go invisible anymore?
No, if I'm going up the stairs, that's still on there.
Oh, this is terrible, this is terrible, this is terrible.
It's the right way.
What are you talking about?
Well, no, no, no, back in the day, they used to go invisible, so actually take that, take
that.
Back in the day, you'd apply for one week.
Take that, take that, take that, take that, okay, yeah.
All right.
Then right here, right here, actually, over here.
Yeah, the door thing.
Yeah, I like that.
Okay.
And then, and then barricade it.
And I'm going to put it there so that way it covers and then...
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, you just broke it.
Oh, okay, hold on. Let me do it.
Okay, perfect. And then that's it, but now we got to get you more characters than just Legion because he can ban operators.
Are we gonna do bands? I just imagine we wouldn't do that because he's literally playing against two players who've never played the game.
Okay, tell them to no bands, but even then you should have like two three characters up your sleeve.
Okay, all right. I will.
Okay wait, what should I-
For who the fuck is JP bro?
Someone's saying JP is calling.
What is JP?
Wait, we'll answer it.
Sometimes he calls.
Who the fuck is JP?
He's calling.
Bro, who the fuck is John Pork?
You guys could have the similar face too.
Bro, oh my god.
It's a normal structure.
Okay.
Alright, is that too hard for you to remember?
The answer bro.
It's not an actual call.
I don't know who John Pork is.
Wait, can you hear this?
Okay, you're actually selling one.
I
What is that a robot
I don't know what that is. It's like coming out. Oh
Also, I mean you don't need to but
That's pretty much it
No, I can't
You want to do it by this round?
Yes
And then I'm gonna do exactly what you showed me and then you try to break it. Oh god, okay
Don't lose because if I if I kill you at all, I'm gonna be so annoying. Oh
My god, wait now. I'm defending. Oh wait
Okay, that's why that's good though. Okay. What attackers do you have?
I played go could be a lion lion go could be as good lions good. They're both good
Hmm. I think though that jinx is gonna know not to move the lion
Oh, he's obviously yeah, but you can like apply pressure and then like force them to like, you know should I play her shotgun then?
Late no, you can you can change but
Who don't no no no no no never use a tass on shotgun
Defending
Oh
Yeah
Exactly both of them if you get good at shotguns you can like I'm pretty sure you can like kill them
Also, let's listen save your drone don't just like throw it around for assault cuz your drone is so important
So like make sure you hide it like don't hide it
Like you have to that's it. I tell you to hide it and that's where you go to hide it
I'm ready to engage.
Alright, I'm on the way!
Not the last, uh, Jason's gonna be very mad if sketched cancels on him, I don't know why.
He already made a big fuss about people canceling cinemas, which, by the way, I didn't want
to be weird, but chat, if you didn't know, cinema was the one who canceled.
No, no, no, he's lying! I was there every time!
Did I cancel to do a Marlin stream?
Wow!
I can't believe all that's how they know it's a lie,
because my channel would never be caught dead by Valorant.
I didn't say Valorant, I said Marlin.
You said you didn't stream with Marlin.
You cancelled the Jinxie stream with Marlin.
I don't know if that room goes to the other room.
Okay you gotta be careful, you gotta be careful.
So you gotta be careful if that scares you.
You cut out what happened.
Fuck you!
Did I scare you?
Yes!
Bro!
How the fuck did it...
Okay!
Okay, go Legion!
And then before you lock in, do those impact grenades.
Okay.
Wait, but how did you even...
So when I shot through, you just knew I shot through that wall?
So that's why you didn't walk past again?
You gotta be careful.
Maybe...
Use your drones, bro.
Use your drones as much as you can.
And you had a shotgun?
Yeah, I used a shotgun there.
Because I see how easy it is.
Bro, if you could land one shot with a shotgun,
if he's close, you just kill him.
Should I use I should use a shotgun on Legion then right no no I'll tell you what character to use it smoke is good
Like smoke is good. Okay, so you think she's gonna like smoke well smoke is so good for you. It's like noob friendly
Can have a problem though. I I kicked Legion's shotgun. I wasn't listening. I'm so sorry
It's okay, we have like we have a long time I could teach you okay, I'm reinforcing. Yeah, remember those
There goes one
Should you have in hindsight then reinforce those walls or no?
Which ones?
Uh, no.
The ones that-
Cause that was so far, that was so far, you should never be in that room basically.
I just pushed up your ass.
Oh.
Chat, Legion shotgun's good, but like is it not, is it better than smoke shotgun?
I mean my chat's saying you could use that shotgun soon.
I
Like what do you want to do you want to like try or like yeah try I'm gonna try I'm Jinxie. Yes
I
Saw you she's scared me stop where are you
I
Be careful and you can't make noises like that
There's a lot of noises in this game, you gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful, you gotta be careful.
This is gonna be okay.
Honestly, I'm going easy, bro.
Sketch isn't gonna help you at all.
Because Sketch is like bricked.
Don't say you're going easy, that's so annoying.
No, no, I'm going very easy.
Actually, very easy.
Um, okay, what character are you gonna go?
Don't be okay. Don't he's good. Don't be that she got don't be good. Why I don't use her shotgun, right?
I mean you can you can
Don't give me you can use your
No, no, her gun is so OP. No, no fuck that. Don't use that use the use the other gun
Yeah, the DMR the DMR is way back. I just don't think he's gonna ban because it like that will make any
Tell him no bands. Tell him no bands
Okay, yeah, she's not gonna know how to she's not gonna know how to use the SMG 11 or the 12
Oh, but like you know a slow walk like holding alt
This is a good drone. I like this
You are so ass, are you fucking serious?
This is being nice.
You being nice?
We just kinda like, you know, we just kinda like...
So I can hear, you can hear me, right? You have good headphones, right?
I don't hear anything.
Mom said like me in the game.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Yeah, like use your ears as much as you can.
Are you just randomly shooting to see if I can hear you?
No, I'm just like...
Oh
I'm scared okay wait
Yeah, how do I throw another four four
Okay
Wait or mines for but I mean
Oh god, yeah, she fucked no, I'm not
It's
So you're so fucked
Like
This is like
Chat this is like
So if you beat jakesy, I'll give you a hundred gifted
Okay, get ready to go ahead and do this thing.
I just want to learn!
I thought I just wanted to learn!
Just keep going, like, just try it.
See, I'm like...
So you're gonna, like, try to get on site,
but make sure you use your drone, because, like...
You're gonna...
Make sure you use your drone.
What is your reaction time?
Okay, my reaction time is not that bad.
Thank you very much. Hold on.
What is it?
Maybe I changed my key by looking at the bottom right or bottom left.
It should say like the button to go into that drone.
That's five.
Throw the other one, but oh, it's six.
And then use that drone to find me
There you go, and I know where I am
All right. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Okay
Muda
Oh that can use me by the way, it's very strong by the way
Okay
Oh
Sorry
Holy shit, bro
Fuck this fucking bullshit. Oh my god. I'm gonna actually throw myself off a bridge. Oh, bro. Oh, bro. Oh, it's gonna be it's gonna be like
It's gonna be
Okay, well, so what other kids do you have death smoke?
No, no, bro. I'm gonna blow my shit clean off
I was like thinking of fun things to do it. I was like this sounds fun. This is not fun to me
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll tell you where to play I'll tell you where to play
Who do I even go?
I make sure to reinforce the things I tell you that's just so important though
It's gonna make it a little bit harder for you to try to locate a bomb
All right, hold on. Let me do the things you said
bro what the fuck are these viewbot messages bro what are the viewbots gonna say what are they saying bro wow
what an exciting moment this is a comfortable stream this is quite an entertaining stream you
fucking viewbot it uh what else this stream is very comforting it's like so much view like what is
this what mods what the fuck are these messages my chat is all just talking about why are you
training with a guy with a big nose. Muda, you're the one that paid for them.
Alright. Alright, alright, alright.
Somebody said, Sina, I can teach you better than this judge. I think I just saw that guy through the chat.
You're learning though. You gotta get like the mechanics now.
Okay, the thing is, normally when I play, there's a like, uh oh.
I should go reply it
I see your drone
So there's no way jigs is gonna try hardest yeah, I think he's gonna go judge artists
Okay, maybe I'm going too hard. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just trying to think what jixi would do like
Okay, I'll take it I'll take it down. I'll take it down. I'll take it down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, keep doing this
I need to learn. All right, it's my mic even cutting out. Yeah. Yeah, it's like it's when you yell it cuts out
Okay, good. That's that's good
How do I really good fucking time?
How do I um job, what should I teach her? What else it will say teacher?
I just feel like okay maybe we should play like a regular game
Okay, we could do that
Because then maybe if I play a regular game, it's like okay at least I'm playing it like other people true
But at least now I know okay if we do
Maybe we shouldn't do that map though because if that's like his map that he loves to 1v1 on is not bad
It's like the easiest. Yeah true, but
Like this is the easiest map to like kill someone because it's so close so if you have a shotgun and you're playing defending
By the way like when you're defending
He needs to plant bro, so like take your time
Oh my I can't shoot your drone. You're actually fucking trash. Oh my I can't shoot your drone
Wait, where did you go?
Oh, by the way, yeah, that's all you get set to take a tip here. I'm coming aside. Don't don't
Here do you see this camera here? Oh, you're broken already. I broke it. I broke it. Oh my god
That's the one I know where it is
Um, and I normally start on this side of the map
So whenever I'm in like the play, that's the one I normally get to
Nice try, idiot
Oh my, I bet
Are you getting a phone call?
JP is calling.
JP.
This is gonna be so hard for you.
No, it's not.
Are you fucking, are you playing lesion?
Okay that was good, so at least you have like good mechanics, you know, like, it's not that
I just wanted to test your aim, this is good, that was good, that was good, that was good
That was good, that was good, alright last round, alright, actually try your hardest,
try your hardest cause we need to go into an online game now, okay?
Holy fuck my life dude, what the fuck am I doing this bro?
But the only way Senna even has a small chance of winning is if like they she gets massively a pro player
What bro sketch oh god, hold on wait
I'm gonna troll her with Ayana
What do we see?
Well I told sketch seven so he's probably not going to be home for a little bit.
Oh wait, Santa's calling.
Hey Santa, how's it going?
You called an hour ago?
Hey, I did, Jaxie, I did.
Hey, well just not to be that guy, you know what I mean?
Well like I had, and it's so weird you didn't mention this.
You wanted to be five people that would call for us?
Yep.
And like that's so weird, you're always so weird.
Cause like it's so convenient you didn't mention that to me.
When I thought like, oh, it's just going to be a fun little 2v1, you know, me and sketch against you.
That's not what happened, Senna.
What happened was I said, yeah, we'll play a 1v2, but I won't shoot a bullet.
And then you went, here's what you always do. You think you're better than you are.
That's what you said in the group chat. You were like, you think you're better than you are.
Sounds like, alright, I'll use the gun.
Is that not exactly what happened?
Bull, do you need, Jigs need to use like a pistol or something, bro?
Right?
Read your exact, I'll actually read your exact text!
No, no, no, I'm not going to do that.
Here's the thing, here's the thing, I think this is like, it's just, you know, bad massage down your heart.
I just think, really, like what we should do is like, maybe you go back to not using a gun.
That's was my initial idea and then you shot it down out of the fucking sky
Do you think do you think he can win with a
No gun that's hard. No, yeah, you think jigsaw can 1v2 with no gun
I told him seven so I mean he I'll call him let me call
him he promised me he'd be back so I will let you know okay all right good
look okay I will not shoot a bullet okay wait wait someone's coaching you
you in our six who is coaching you let me see let me see who's coaching nope
what up so why would you say that why would you give a why would you give
him comms that I'm training you that is gonna be the worst I now is in no
exactly what I'm training you no no but here's the thing he's not shooting
bullets anymore okay that's good now you go in then he's actually not actually
guns
no way you worry worry worry worry worry worry
What would my shit clean?
Nooo no no no, you're gonna win.
I'm getting my life today.
You're gonna win, you're gonna win.
You're gonna win, you're gonna win, you're gonna win.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
All right.
Listen, come here.
If he's not gonna do that, listen, reinforce this.
Again, reinforce this.
Okay.
Reinforce this.
This one, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Go.
Wait, no no no no no no.
No no no no.
Sorry, come here.
You just, oh yes, you do?
Reinforce this, reinforce this, wall.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I know.
Wait, wait, you're gonna win now.
gonna win now you're gonna win now if you lose I don't know it's gonna be the
greatest day for me ever okay now come here reinforce this because now he
I can't break them up.
So he has to go through normally.
And there's...
That one too?
Okay. Now come here.
Okay.
I'm so happy now. This is great.
You have a shotgun?
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.
I don't have one.
Yeah, that's it. Now stop, stop, stop.
bro guys the keys right no no barricade this barricade this
wait no I have a question yeah yeah go for it
huh so if I'm like over here yeah and I'm in this corner okay and I look out
this now I can watch both of these things yeah you can yeah and and he
He can't break in anywhere else.
He can come in through here if he wants to.
So shouldn't I barricade this or not?
No, no, no, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't.
Because you didn't hear this.
You didn't hear like a big loud explosion
that he came through here.
OK, I saw it.
So yeah, you literally just hold this and hold this.
Oh my god, you just win.
There's nothing you can't lose.
He can't win.
He can't win.
No, no, literally every round, sit up, sit up.
Every round.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reinforce this to reinforce this too. Oh, I didn't even know you could reinforce this
Wait what that's Jesus, so you can't use any guns. I mean, I guess you could plant though
Yeah, but but if we run up on him with guns like I just can you play in here chat? Can you play in here?
You can play here right chat
in this room um i mean it technically you can't you can't plan you can't plan
bro bro we don't even need a train bro and there is no way you lose to someone who's just
using knives is it like watch ready ready ready i'm gonna try to knife you only okay i want to
use your gun okay ash i want to use your gun okay if you want me to go somewhere in here
Yeah, try the hardest. Try the hardest.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Sit up.
Fuck it.
Out for neutralize, mission successful.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sit it, sit it, sit it, sit it, sit it, sit it.
NOOOOO!
Cackle, clackle, clackle, clackle!
Sit up.
That was, hey, gosh.
instead of stop stop stop stop stop stop please
do you want to do do you want to do one full practice round but i can only knife you so you
just okay okay yes one full practice round only knife please okay okay okay okay same thing
i i'm that's it that's okay that was just because i got i got nervous i got nervous
but chat is jinxy chat is jinxy allowed to use
grenades and shit as well I mean I think he should be if he can't use guns I
feel like that's only fair oh my god okay big you lost no no shut the fuck
don't say that have a little faith there's no way bro have a little faith
there's no way you know how close he has to get to me bro how did I just do
that to you then okay okay that's right that's fair objectively but I've got
to get into the zone that was non-spot that I was normally used to.
Oh god.
I'm running back.
Oh my god, he could use shields.
Yeah, you're fucked bro.
Bro, but like, could I just throw a grenade if he's using a shield?
Bro, Jimx is gonna use shields and yin to blind you, there's literally no way you're
gonna win this.
Holy shit, I'm about to set women gamers back by like 10 years.
Stop stop stop. You're gonna start telling us to get back in the kitchen and voice comms and it's all because of me
And I guess you can use warden, but oh
My god, yeah, I should wait you're not in my game
There you are. Hey, why didn't it so bad?
My internet isn't bad. Oh wait. It says only squad leader can start the game, but then it doesn't show you're in it
Wait, it bugged?
I guess so.
Did you make it leave?
Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it.
Okay, I'm going to do like a practice game of you, like just practice game of you just
like, I'm sure I'm going to run at you with knives and like grenades and shit.
Okay, deal.
You can't use shields, it's as rule for 1v1s, okay.
You know, if I were you, I would just use shotguns.
You literally can't lose with a shotgun.
If you ask to get close to you, to knife you,
and you got a shotgun, it's literally impossible to lose.
I'm out of the muddle there.
Okay, it's not letting me, why is this shit bugged?
Master Jack2244 is inviting you.
No, I get it.
I feel like you don't have to say the name twice.
I completely understand your name.
So like, I just don't think.
It's just I have to reload the game
Go for it go for it go for it go for it. I'm really wondering how I think very much
He's gonna have stuns is he wait so he doesn't use grenades or he does he's gonna use everything except for like shields and like
Brothers use a shotgun and I think you should be able to win
Hey, as long I mean if I have a shotgun, I should have once close ranges
Yes, every gun you have should be a shotgun no matter what every gun like every character should be a shot
Check there's no way my chat is begging me to check on the fucking sourdough
You all want me to get back in the kitchen that badly that you you don't even want to see the gameplay
You guys are ready to go bake some fucking bread really. What are you baking?
I I keep I'm not a big sourdough. What is sourdough bread?
Look at type of bread
It's good as fuck. It's like the best kind of bread
Listen, you just eat you just eat bread with nothing on the bread. No
Are you slow?
What?
Do you know, okay, do you know what baking means?
Like cakes and stuff?
Yeah.
I mean surely you've been to a bakery before, your big nose probably leads you there all
the time.
I've never.
Bro, oh my God!
Okay, I don't know what baking bread is, what is baking bread?
You don't know what baking bread is.
He's just bread. That's it. You should make toast like you bake toast. I
Swore my life. I'm being serious for the god. You're like a are you a neanderthal? What does that mean?
You kind of are oh my god, that makes a lot of sense. What's a Nancy's role?
Chat why's everyone laughing what's a Nancy's role?
Yo, why are you laughing? What is Nancy's role?
You're like a you're a brain dead troglodyte
Okay, I'm gonna ask a question. Don't get mad. Mm-hmm. What the fuck's the troglodyte?
You're just you know, you're doing this on purpose you're really throwing big words at me that have no meaning behind them
What the fuck is a troglodyte? It wasn't a thonger draw. Let's on draw. I don't even know whatever
She's just really using using
Type of a type of illness, but I'm you don't have it probably right. I don't know what that is
I probably don't
What would I have in the font roll? I'm gonna just
You fucking invite me please I did what the fuck is this
What do you mean?
both
They're monkey
No, okay. I wanna whoa whoa. No, whoa. No, don't go
Don't go
Don't be like that don't be like that don't be like that don't be like that don't be like that don't be like that don't be like that don't be like that
I did not see that stop. It's so weird. Okay
All right, all right, please start the fucking game, please
Let's see here custom game create game custom game. Yeah, just know and they they love coming on Twitter, buddy
Okay, so those GG's for you. Oh god
Did you actually play Valorant before before what like is that like how you started streaming
Yeah, my first game that I played on the stream really I hate I didn't know that I hate Valorant
So I didn't know what you played you literally actually only play
Elden I play like fun little games. I don't we don't play like competitive games
So what are you doing? I like I like like Elden Ring. I recently played Resident Evil
Like story games are fun
scary games are fun
Stuff like that. I don't normally play competitive games. The only other competitive game
I really like is Marvel Rivals. So what do you play on stream then? Like wait, do you not?
Are you not a gamer those games those games?
So okay, what's like a typical stream?
If it's desktop it depends desktop or IRL days that's not that's not that's not like desktop days
I'll start I do reacts and then I play like I don't know whatever scary game
They want me to play or like I was playing Resident Evil 4 or whatever and then I literally just
But you you get on and you play like competitive games, yeah, I got up like like every game
But like that's crazy
I
Would you play every day when you grow up playing that before you
Like oh, I used to play Call of Duty
Zombies by myself why by yourself. Do not be friends
Well, no is because I always play online and then I would get on the comms and
Everybody would call you slurs because I was doing dad, but I was like a kid
Okay, so I can't use any guns no guns
My treasure shot rage with you or is that just mine? No my shot
Well, Chester, you can't even use guns to break barricades. You think you literally can't do that either?
Oh, that was good!
How many fucking things do you have of these?
Man!
Hey, holy shit, you laced the whole fucking floor with this shit.
Bro, you're gonna win if this is the case.
Dude, go fuck your fucking drone.
I'll go here, I'll hear you.
Ah, this is gonna be hard for him.
Am I even hitting you at all?
How many replicas do you have?
If you get a infinite...
I'm protected at all costs.
Really?
I mean, that's what he's gonna do.
I
Again
Wait nomad oh my gosh, you fucked I forgot about nomad
Hey, what does no man do oh, I don't really get to teach you okay next y'all national teacher
That was a good like
Wait I have a question yeah, so if if sketch doesn't show up
Do you think he's gonna make it a 1v1 instead? No no way
If he's only knife though, that's not that's not crazy to say that he would then say fuck it
But if it's a 1v1 am I fucked?
No, I don't think so to be honest. I was doing all of this protect. I forgot that sketch was even gonna be here
So I think it's gonna be a lot easier than I thought
He might even call it unfair
So what's that one setting where I can like
Go into like throw a drone and then it not put me into the drone of the way
What is that flying thing on the ceiling?
Where's that?
This thing is gonna make you like busy if I hit you with it like I hit you with this
Advanced drone
Gadget the chat but where's that gonna be like in the general
what the fuck is that okay what if I use that to distract him that might work
what the fuck was that
Hey, you'd go fuck yourself.
Ooh, that's actually good, that's good.
Thank you.
You fucking idiot!
This...
Mission failed. You are a whole time
Bro is having too much fun, I forgot what I was bro. What do you mean you're having too much fun?
I was slapping you with the ability that was having too much fun, bro. You're gonna be that was you doing that
Okay, now you gotta be careful cuz I'm actually gonna actually I'm gonna go hard on you
Yeah, I'm gonna go hard on you. I'm gonna go hard on you like actually be careful
I'm gonna use the time the whole time. No, I have but this character I have so busted like it's gonna be like you'll see
Okay
Yeah, that's what for sure
They said that you were trash, top, terrible at games.
No, bro, like, bro, come on, I'm a gamer, bro.
I'm a gamer.
They said they said you didn't know anything.
No, bro, no, no, no.
They said, what's up about you?
Yeah, you know what my tracks, you told me a lot about you, too.
What did they say?
They said that you were chopped in a big forehead.
That you should have every game you ever talked.
That you're an Iowa streamer.
They also said you smell like shit.
A bomb must be located and defused.
You hurt, but I don't feel like you need to say this thing.
I just saw someone in the chat saying she's just a girl.
I saw that too.
I saw that too.
I saw it, so I just knew you were going to say something.
Actually, I'm an manipulator.
Well, I feel like you're actually a manipulator.
Me?
Yeah, yeah, I should have a nipple there, I feel like.
What a nice!
Really?
Please?
Thin?
Chat, is there a nice-
I don't know if this one can kill you, though.
Let me ask her chat, let me ask her chat.
Chat.
There's chat.
Type 1 if she's nice.
Don't ask my fucking chat anything, bro.
Okay, they're all same too.
OHH!
is no longer in possession.
Why would you swim that?
Master Jack 224.
Holy re-coil, bro.
I actually think I could 1v1 him. I actually think I could.
Muda, she calls me Slurz in DMs.
No, I would say it publicly.
I would never say Slurz. Thank you.
What?
Hey, we're show buddy. How you doing?
Damn you, okay.
Uh, anyways, you got too confident and you got rolled.
Anything to say?
I don't know what it is.
I-I-I once you-
You got lucky, bro.
Here.
Well, you said you were gonna actually try.
You said you were gonna actually try.
What's that good-
No.
Oh, my God.
You're so dead.
Every time Mooda turns the corner, his nose still needs a second trip.
Let's see.
That's what you said the last time.
No chat.
I'm not actually saying slurs, OG.
Yoxic is on my ass.
Say goodbye.
You don't like that one?
Well, fuck you, asshole.
Does everyone think my nose is a fucking punching bag?
Like, why is everyone making fun of my nose?
Like, people are like, bro, Jixi's doing comedy night and there's people making jokes
about my nose on comedy night.
Like, bro, sit down.
What the fuck even is that?
That's kind of funny.
They're making nose jokes about me in comedy night.
Okay, I'm gonna lie.
I was having a chat, I said don't bring up your nose in the situations that I didn't even know, they could bring up a nose for that.
Like on some random shit.
Bro, someone made like a TikTok filter with my ember.
Bro, obvious, okay.
I don't know, I'll say with this. Alright, good luck.
Good luck coming in this round, good luck.
Thanks, I'm really fucking amazing.
What the fuck?
Yo, my headphones are actually terrible, I thought you were upstairs.
Really?
Did you look like you were looking down here like you thought I was going to come into
the other door?
Bro, are these headphones shit?
How do I not know you're coming from there?
I tried dumbass.
This is poorly timed on my part hold on okay there we go
Oh, I see how
Up for it located a bomb
No, you're reading chat you're reading chat
You're reading chat
I did it! On my life! It's because I used my drone and you weren't anywhere in the other area which is why I turned around! On my life!
On my life! I swear to you, I swear! I did not look over! I literally didn't see you in the room so I was like oh he's probably trying to loot me
because I knew you were playing cab and then that's why I killed you. You're my teacher! You're a dog shit!
I could have killed you so long ago I was just...
Okay, but that's what you give us on the top, because you didn't fucking kill me. Kill me then.
Okay, fine. Alright, let's go.
Alright, no, no. I'm full trying. Like, I'm gonna kill you 30 minutes ago, but I was just...
I'm trying to get you, like, to learn the game.
But I'm actually gonna try.
You've been saying that for the past two rounds.
I see what type of person you are, Senna.
Really?
No, I see seven of us and I just, you know, like, you, you know, you just, I taught you everything you know in this game and then you just, whatever, it's all good.
No, the only person I am is a winner, and that's what I'm about to do in this round.
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Did you forget, did you do the, did you forget about all your day ones when you became famous?
Yeah, I guess just put all my day ones.
I said step one you have to when you start having a thousand years you kind of have to do that
You said you waited the two thousand dealers. Yeah, I'm sorry, please
All right, all right ready
I'm sorry for I came to any gun at all
Okay, holy you're locked in
You have located a bomb.
Do you sure he's a gun?
No, no, I'm not.
Sina!
Okay, you're doing good, you're doing good, you're doing good, you're doing good.
Yes, no, but I think I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I could, I could work
I could one be one. I could one be one.
No, just make sure every character you're on you have shotguns.
Yeah, you said you were trying, right?
So I can't use a gun.
Hold on, I'm going to have to get Marlin's calling.
I'll take it off for it.
Take the call.
Uh, let me call Sketch.
You're not going to hit a little, a little warm up for the boys.
Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved, Moved.
Okay.
Hey guys, hey-
Yo.
Yo.
No, no.
Yo.
Never late, always on time.
Always on time.
Just what we do.
Within every sketch.
Sketch, how is this working, bro?
I'm not sure how this works bro.
You joined in SIDA?
You said are you joining Jinx or are you?
I don't know.
Do you want to join whoever?
Do you want to just, I just call on Discord.
Y'all don't need a Discord yet?
Call, call, call.
Alright, alright, hold on.
Muda?
Yeah.
It's time.
Okay, good luck.
Okay, thank you for training me.
I actually feel like I'm a lot more...
No, I'm going to watch for this, okay?
Okay, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
HELLO!
Like what is this?
This is literally a filter!
I do not look like this, bro.
This is a fucking filter.
is a litteraly a fucking filter. Walla you look like a lizard, like you're actually
a fucking ass hole, bro your a ass hole. Like how is this even...
Replay with the five gift that I love you so much. God bless you. Okay. Let me see this fucking shit. I
Know tissues hates to see you coming. I
Know it's issues hate to see you coming
Let's see
You look better than Marlon with your camera off
First of all, you need to accept my friend close on just where I can't add you to a group chat
okay boom boom oh oh I already have you added I already have you added it
since we're new friends hello yo yeah how do you think you know when the book
there what yeah what do you think I win honestly I honestly I genuinely for
the bottom of my heart think Sina and sketch is gonna win well he can't shoot
bro you can't shoot like you have to be retarded there's no way they have to be
really retarded yeah bro and boy
We should do a one-to-one because I would put a team with Marlin. I'd rather I'd rather I'd rather end it
Marlin, I'm not gonna lie Marlin. You are probably the only person that is worse than
Actually Marlin, I'm gonna be honest. Maybe the worst C-Spare of all time. I'm not the worst C-Spare of all time
You might be the worst
Zero in the tournament. He had zero kills in the tournament. Yes
We're downloading everything that you told us to do.
We're also downloading C's right now.
It says 30 minutes left, so a little update.
Oh, you're downloading the game?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's Sound Clancy's Rainbow Six C, should I be clear?
Oh, wait.
You guys are downloading the game right now?
Yeah, we're downloading the game.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
21% way through.
You're downloading.
Okay.
It's all good.
We only had a plan for like a week, so it's like
Does everyone just fuck over Jinx you when they get the chance to
You just said it was 20%
your game wouldn't surprise me so it's not really a great like I just get in the
lobby how do I host rank 112 who's rank 112 who's ranked 112 you're going with
leveling 12 yes what map you guys what you guys want to lose on just be honest
can we okay I don't know why you're saying what Matthew you're going to move on the house one the house one playing in Oregon
We're playing Oregon Portland.
Yeah.
Oregon servers.
Oregon servers is more formal.
So, Marlin and Sketch are going to be alternating rounds,
bro.
This is the worst day of my life.
Oh, hell no.
All right, chat.
So do you guys want me to watch for this,
or do you guys want me to choose some rank to get to Plat?
Headphones.
So, Sketch, you have no headphones on,
you're going to play Rainbow Six Seats.
So if you all don't calm down with this ass,
we need more than we're going to.
I don't like the attitude.
It's very hostile, I feel like.
Yeah.
So y'all are playing the most sound dependent game
in the world.
The game where sound means more than any other game
without a headset.
Yeah, and I'm also on the adaptive list.
What do you mean you're blind?
What do you mean you're blind?
Hold on.
No, no, no.
Center, what is your movie connect, by the way?
I said it all, I said it, I said it, I said it, yeah.
Jinxed death gets disrespected way too much.
I seem a little fucking hungry.
Are you serious?
Add it, add it.
Yes, yes, I'm gonna say this enough.
Guys, what are you talking about?
Marlon, Marlon, you are the worst,
you should never be near any fucking video game
in your life, this is your way of fucking shit right now.
Oh, that's funny, Jinxed.
Marlon, I'm gonna be, no.
She kinda got you there.
Marlon, I'm gonna be honest,
you touching a controller should be like a war crime.
Marlin I'm not even joking. Wait is Marlin really that fucking bad at playing video games?
Lobby, there's no way she can't even fucking hear Orsi. She would clear you. She would bust your shit.
Sketch, what's your B-Connect? What is it? Please tell me.
A child is better.
I don't have it added because somebody hacked my account, unadded a thousand people, then added a thousand people.
Wait, hold on, hold on. Somebody hacked your account?
You have to catch my counts?
On added a thousand people, then added a thousand people.
It's like the most sick human ever.
And I've been taking like eight hours.
It's kind of a sickest bug, I can't lie.
Short story, long time.
We're in the game.
You're not in the match stretch.
How do I add you?
How do I add you?
What match?
What is your name?
What's the other day, Suda?
You invite me.
No, I genuinely don't understand
how you can't just answer the question.
What?
No, but this is not rocket science.
What is your name?
What is your name?
Hey, hey, hey, my name is Setch.
It's been a while.
You know what, I'm going to be in the next chat.
I was going to buy the SKETCH.
I don't like doing this game.
Let me check it out.
Oh, oh, that's not you.
We're really starting to talk so positive, guys.
I'm glad this is going to be good vibes.
It's going to be great time.
As you reach our simulator, bro.
All right, so we're actually going to use.
You know what's going to happen?
I'm going to go out and stream on the TV.
I normally use a rifle, but your shotgun knows
will work too.
Thanks, bro.
Please, friend request, it's Sina Alt.
It's Sina Alt.
That's a sin.
Hey, Marlon!
Marlon!
That's Sina!
Marlon, Marlon, Marlon.
You just had to sketch his name as Sina Alt!
Marlon, Marlon, speedy wonder is better than games at you.
And he can't fucking see!
Stop talking!
Don't worry, someone in my chat found it before sketching.
I didn't know how that's possible.
I just sent you a private message. Someone in my chat found it.
I just don't know how to exit the front of the chat.
What is this?
What is this?
So, I went into Muda's chat earlier and for some fucking reason he was like, I have to go pee.
Kinetic, do I have permission to go pee?
Who does a fucking sob dude?
What does that mean? What does sub mean?
He's just a little subby-webby.
Oh my god.
Like I don't understand bro. Like what the fuck bro?
Oh my god bro. Like what is that?
Why am I getting targeted by 30 VR girls?
What is happening?
Oh my God, bro. I don't understand.
Oh my God, y'all.
Stand up.
Yes.
This is worse than, I don't know,
that was worse than you could get.
We come in, we brush off a soccer practice.
All sweaty and all.
Brush off the short bus.
Yep.
Brush out.
You just sit there with your fucking,
what do you have in front of you right now?
Probably like a little drink and little muck bag going on.
Ready to get into a game, huh?
Really?
How about your focus?
Really, really.
You got that trick to India coming up, don't you?
Don't you, Marlon?
What did you say? What about her, Nia?
You got that trick to India coming up, don't you, Marlon?
Dude, I think if I watch for Nia,
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm.
Who's stupider?
Sina, Sketch, or Marlon?
Chat, who's stupider?
Sina, Sketch, or Marlon? Who's stupider than all those?
Okay, why are you guys saying me?
Why are you guys saying me?
Why are you guys saying me, though?
you guys saying me though yeah yeah yeah why are y'all saying me though why are
y'all I wasn't in the equation dumbass I I wasn't in the equation okay I don't
I'm right. Why are you saying we because it's three on one? Okay, right?
Okay
Okay, you're right as a team that's collectable. You know me like
As a collection as a collection, right? So somehow this turned into I mean, what is it a two and a half be one
two and a half be one
Two and a half. What do you mean by two and a half?
Because Marlon's gameplay could not account for a full person.
Dude.
Can't be perverted up in here.
Okay, I don't think they're going to start, bro. Let's play one comp game.
I don't think they're going to start any time soon, chat.
Do I have time to play one comp game? Like, at the rate they're going?
I think I have time to play one game, I think.
Like, they haven't even got into their addicts.
Sketch doesn't even know his gamer tag.
Sketch doesn't even know his fucking gamer tag bro.
How does he not know his own gamer tag?
Like how?
Final Fantasy.
That was bad.
That was good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yo.
Yo, okay, can you re-send me invite again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I invited Sketch, I invited Sita.
Done.
Wait, I'm inviting Sita.
Three, two, one.
Now it's done.
Both invited, both invited.
It's banana, banana, banana, banana, banana, banana.
All right, I'm in.
All right, score prediction, guys.
How do you guys think this is gonna go?
Remember, I can't shoot.
Am I in the game or are we just
looking at two guys with guns?
Bochai, you know what's weird, bro?
Can someone tell me why I can't find
glass water in my house at all?
Yo, is Canada just retarded?
I actually genuinely, they don't sell glass water in Canada.
They don't sell glass water in Canada.
And I'm not even joking.
Glass water, they don't sell in Canada.
It's all plastic water bottles.
They don't sell glass water bottles.
They don't sell glass water bottles, bro.
I'm trying to stop drinking plastic water because it's bad for you.
So I'm trying to drink glass.
Can someone tell me why I can't find a fucking store that sells glass
bulk water bottles?
I have a fridge filtered water.
I do, I do.
And I always fill this up with sometimes I don't feel like
filling this up on screen because it takes like 30 minutes to fill up.
Order it online. Like where the fuck do I order glass glass? Glass water model. Order online.
Okay, maybe not water, just glass of water.
Like you see it, you can't, there's none.
Just get cardboard water, is it cardboard, probably worse than plastic?
All right, so guys let me tell you how this is gonna go guys
Oh
Oh, Jixie can't shoot. He's not gonna be able to win guys. I'm gonna 7-0 you guys without shooting
I'm going to 7-0 you without shooting a bullet. I'm not kidding
Keep that energy keep that energy the rest of them guys like this game
You don't need to shoot to win in this game. I'll show you you do not have to shoot
Your club level seemed a little high. You see little stress. No, I'm good. I'm good
I feel great. It's just I'm telling you you got to talk about winning here
And we leave the winning to the side just focused on getting a kill. Let's see. He has a glass water
Why don't I have glass water in Canada?
Amazon comm see you're sending me a dot-com link
Saratoga what's Saratoga?
Is it sparkling water worse or less hydrating than normal water?
Okay, not a lot of issue.
It's first to seven?
Yes.
You think who's your favorite character to play just for thought?
I mean, I would probably be a stonetree.
There is no way that Jixi wins or loses this, right?
Or sorry, there's no way Jixi wins this.
Right?
Well, there's no way he's gonna win, Chat.
Like, how do you win? How do you win against...
That's like being in war.
Like, bro, imagine being in Afghanistan.
Imagine being in Afghanistan, imagine being in Afghanistan and you have no gun.
Are you going to kill two people that have a gun or no?
Alright, I'm going to be back in one second.
Let me get some water.
It's fine, you can use all the drones you want.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, drone around, drone around.
Yeah, yeah, I'm grabbing a drone in.
Put your cameras anywhere.
It's not going to save you.
I'm telling you right now.
So, Senator, you're actually confident you'll win?
I'm very confident, actually.
That's Marlon a question.
Marlon's here.
Marlon's here.
Monica, do you hear me?
You're going to famous high school actor!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Wait, Monica, do you want a high school actor?
Oh, no, guys, no.
Can we just go to the high school military?
No.
I don't have to practice in a high school.
Muy interesante!
Wait, sketch, you don't have a headset right now?
I can't do it.
What's up, Lisa?
How's it going?
That's it.
Ice!
I'm gonna be honest, did you see like anything right now?
I can see everything, I can see everything.
You didn't even hit me.
I didn't blind you with that? I didn't blind you!
Nope, nope, nope, nope, didn't blind you.
Nice, almost.
You guys are actually playing this kind of well.
Never mind.
No you are.
You're getting a little nervous.
You guys are playing really well.
Wow.
He's watching from inside.
Don't get stunned.
Tell me if you're stunned.
I'm okay.
I remember he knows Sam Q's.
He played a lot.
He took a horror movie.
He's in the family!
One v one, Senna.
That's great.
You're not gonna fuck this happen.
Good game guy.
You did it.
You did it.
You did it.
You were a good action.
You were happy.
You did it.
You did not talk about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Someone tell Senator Hop on Warden.
Someone tell Senator Hop on Warden.
No?
Wow shot my game. I'm telling you what that is. I'm trying to look symbol is for you
Oh, yeah, don't worry. Yeah, oh wait who told you about out of my I didn't ban that I sketched it actually
Actually more than to get it right
I was actually gonna play out of my I'm not even kidding
It's gonna be a little bit tricky, but I think attack is gonna be easier wait chat for pulse chat
We're so trying to
Did you see things a lot to you see for no
So Martin you're on the sticks right now Martin. Oh, that's awesome
Yeah
You guys are up to a roaring start bro. Don't get in your head. You guys are doing good
Don't get seven oh don't get seven oh buy a guy without a bullet. Wait a minute sketch
Wait you don't have a bullet you can't you can't shoot?
I said that!
AY TAH!
Wait so chat is sparkling water really the same as normal water? Like genuinely?
Cause I'm drinking sparkling water right now. I'm drinking a bubbly that's sparkling water.
No it's not.
Listen I stay down I stay down I gotcha I gotcha covered I'm gonna go over about it.
Not gonna lie you gotta start for your books.
You stutter too much.
I would never do like that if someone completely replaces water with sparkling water
Can you still live or are you gonna die?
Are you guys talking about rats?
Plant an abuser.
Plant this.
Yo, you know, Dreezy, how about this?
Maybe you start fighting us since you're supposed to be the pro player?
I can't shoot!
Are you fucking serious?
Why did you say that?
Let's go find him.
Let's go find him.
Let's go find him.
Sit down.
Invade Titanodex.
It's too good to get to one.
Where are you?
It's two guns against one, where are you?
Sina, are you even looking right now? Be honest.
Sina's looking.
Sina, where are you at?
That's what I'm saying.
Sina's going to transfer, they couldn't finish this.
Sina's probably somebody else.
Me too.
Wait, you have the diffuser!
I don't know
Okay, Jinx is retarded
Are you working?
Let's go baby!
Sit down, that's my cab!
That's Pulse!
No, I said you worked!
Aww!
So you can't use it on the wall.
Come on, Chas, stop pounding me, bro!
Bro, like, Marlon, you're running around like a chicken with your head cut off.
Coach, my question where no one's answering is does sparkling water, can you live off
sparkling water for the rest of your life?
Is this like confirmed? Is this confirmed or like can you die?
Also does Canada have Saratoga water because I tried to look for but I literally couldn't find it
Saratoga water Canada
Yeah, they literally don't have Saratoga what wait
I will be buying Saratoga
water. I'm calm. I'm calm. I'm
calm. I'm a little stressed.
You can see it's like I mean if
you lost this obviously to three
people who never played games
$84 dollars for water
Soccer is your most played game
heard of a cookie mama cookie and mama I have not heard that thing that's your
favorite game of all time so animal crossing actually is also a banger I'm
not sure we have to break your way in
Oh, a flashbang? Okay.
Okay.
Did I leak my email?
Did I leak my email?
Why did I just get a thousand emails?
Alright. Mess with the bull, get the horns.
Here we go.
Now we're going.
Well, a tight spot except for the chant of your morning.
But it's 2 to 1, Jinxy.
It's 2 to 1.
Marlon, Marlon, I'm going to say, you're actually pretty good.
I mean, you're better than Jinxy.
I'm not shooting, by the way.
This is not me.
Yeah, but I'm not shooting.
Better than you, though, is a change of thinking.
I don't think we're off screen.
So.
I think you're the bomb.
Let's do three.
Let's do three.
Jinxy, I can give you some game
recommendations to start playing
since you're not good at this game.
I don't need a game application. I'm gonna wait it's enough in like you're celebrating way too early
You guys are celebrating so early. You're going to lose
Oh right because she's a girl, well you have a problem with getting down
That's not what I said!
I'm just gonna sound like what it sounds like
Muda, I just signed you up to the army get ready for deployments
Like what?
I mean I don't really know why you're gonna make it a mess
Well if that guy opens my or knocks on my door tomorrow morning. I'm literally answering the door
Like like I'm not getting drafted for shit, bro
Oh, you're on this camera jigsie
You on that camera jigsie, is that your favorite camera?
Oh no
Okay, you know what I can do?
It's gonna go first. It's gonna go first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Here, hitbox.
What?
Friendly and victorious.
Hoth, Google, and Hater.
I told you to celebrate early!
No, we have to be hitboxed!
We have to be hitboxed!
We have to be hitboxed!
We have to band-cap!
We have to band-cap!
Bro, why are they all my God?
Is this the Mika oh my god oh my god
So if I ever come back to VR that's the only girl I'm gonna go on a date with by the way
Mika is the only girl I'm going to date with by the way if I ever come back to VR
Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of I'm kind of winning. I'm sorry. It's time to do
didn't you
Play yesterday fuck
What do you mean yesterday sit up nothing happened yesterday
The mood actually which is
Oh, he's a fake bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You're leaving out important details tonight.
I lost to Muda and his professional teammates point.
So I didn't just lose to Muda.
When I won V1, Muda, I beat him 7 to 2.
I'm good.
He's really stressed.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm good.
And there's details that are important.
So you're not allowed to shoot.
Yeah, I'm not allowed to shoot.
Wow, we got to the back!
Okay, now it's like...
So do you guys think I can rematch him and 1v1 him for like, I will put my 200 gifted for 100 of his gifted?
I will put 200 gifted down for 100 of his gifted down, that I can beat him in a 1v1.
That I can beat him in a 1v1.
I think I can do it now, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, yeah, did you guys think I'm ready enough it's ready or not yet ready or not in Chi fight beat Bolo
Right in front of me!
You're not supposed to knock him down!
You're not supposed to come over here!
OOOOOOOH!
AHAHAHAH!
I said it was me!
I said it was me!
You're not supposed to come over here!
Sina, how do you know about dodging yanks?
Sina! Sina!
How do you know about dodging yanks?
I learned it quick math! I learned it quick math!
Good job, Sina! Great job!
Great job!
Thank you, thank you!
Sina, you know how to dodge yanks?
Why?
Because you just turn around, right?
Yeah, but kinda, yeah, well, like, all right, all right.
Now I'm gonna go like full try hard, that's all.
You guys had your fun?
Ja, how OP is yink?
Is yink actually that OP?
Oh, wait, now you're trying to go full try hard?
No, yeah, now I'm going full try hard.
Like, now I'm going full try hard, okay?
It's an interesting time.
Wait, Chad, do you guys want me to raise the audio or no?
D.C., have you thought about agreeing to do tournaments
games that you're good at. Yeah, I'm not shooting. I'm literally as nerfed as I can possibly be and there's two of you.
Wait, when did we make that a rule? You called me and said, oh, I know you won't be five coppers.
Yeah, I think uh, I'm not a lie
Yeah, low key I
Mean chat my prediction was still is gonna win regardless
My my predict my my prediction was gonna what it was sin is gonna win regardless. There's no way he loses or he wins
Why would I full screen it's not full screen? I'm so confused. What the fuck is he doing that this weird-ass full screen?
It's the volume extension.
F11?
Is that a bug?
Yeah, just be careful.
Why is someone- oh my god.
Fucker! You just sick as hot! Fuck! Fucking door! Is that what you're doing, fucker?
That doesn't make you better!
Sino, where the fuck are you shooting?
Hey, how about you guys, I don't know, use a drone!
What the fuck was that?
How about you guys use a drone? How about you do that?
Upstairs.
Alright, Sino, 1v1.
Steers.
1v1, Sino.
Oh.
See what you can do in this scenario.
God.
You're gonna do a pretty fucking game.
You're gonna do a pretty fucking game.
I
See it
Do I have like view bots in my fucking stream do I have you bought in my fucking
stream. What are these chatters?
I think tips now because I don't really take tips from the losing team.
You guys haven't drawn me once. I keep just sniping you guys because you guys might listen to me hop in barricades.
I said the last round thrown before you enter.
What if Martin will do that round? Doesn't enter. It gets back to the face. It's that simple.
It's not that simple.
Stop spamming!
Careful, he's not careful now.
There are the corners.
Nice, nice, I like that.
I like that.
He'll give you quiet.
Wait, you guys had the fucking diffuser.
He's got a knife.
Shoot him in the face.
If you're like that, you probably shouldn't tell me
because now I know you can't plan.
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
I'm not going to tell you.
you shouldn't tell me because now I know you can't plan and I know you have to
leave the site now. Oh shit. Well this is really my fault though. You shouldn't tell me that information because now
I know you have to leave the site center and I know you have to waste like
probably 15 seconds coming back. You know what I mean? Like you shouldn't really
announce that. Right. Run upstairs center you have to. I mean it would be a waste of time if I did that right.
We lost to run upstairs and plant. It's your only option. We lost bro. We lost
Cuz
Push site push site time expires in 10 seconds. You guys know where you are
Oh my god!
Senator, we gotta win those, we gotta win those.
Hey, you actually played that well, though.
You don't could be called and knew where I was because you called.
Well played, well played.
No, I know, but I'm...
Are you serious?
You seem like some, like, potential here in the ability usage.
You dodged the game.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Uh, sketch?
I'm seeing potential.
I'm going to keep losing bodies.
Really?
I'm going to keep losing bodies.
It's like tied is the thing.
So it's like, I don't know.
And you, I mean, you're a janky.
Obviously you won't be five copper.
Yep.
Yeah.
I've won five coppers before.
Yep.
So like,
Yeah.
Obviously you should play really good.
Like you should have,
you should have,
you know,
you should have,
you should have,
you should have,
you should have,
you should have,
really good like you should have 0 and 7 I thought that's what she said you were
gonna do I said I was gonna 7-0 but you guys are better than I anticipated I'm
gonna be honest I'm gonna have to actually like dial in I mean obviously
because you wouldn't think this is a joke right you take it pretty seriously yeah
no why is there a big nose blocking the gameplay it's ruining my vibes yo guys
if you guys keep typing fucking viewbot messages in my chat I'm going to rage
bro. Viewbot 9-4-2-3 leaving the stream. Muda, you look disgusting. Muda, you're getting banned.
Can you stop talking? Lovely content, very good stream. I like the vibe in the stream.
Stop with the Viewbot messages. Tell GX, I don't think 2 either 1 or beyond gets
I can't even shoot the cop that had to punch it
But you're playing someone in your own size
You get a little bit that's you guys
Am I hearing a drone jing see
I'm going to be out of here, I don't even have a drone near you right now, you're not
here to drone.
Oh so you're just running around aimlessly, you're a little scared, you can stay down
there.
Yeah keep doing that.
Yeah I saw your drones on the way.
Oh right there, right there, yeah.
That's cool.
No, that won't happen again. It won't happen again
So
Should I just tell you guys how I'm inside or no, you came up on the floor you came from the floor. I didn't reinforce it
I told her to reinforce that
I literally told her to fucking reinforce that
Don't laugh, you're not drawing enough! You're only one up!
Can I even get my go echo? I'm going to be cooked. I don't know what's going to work.
Oh, so you're going to move through the cameras.
You think Senna will remember that?
Might as well cheat.
I can't say what I want to say because... Dixie, remove your headset for like two seconds.
Alright, my headset is... I'm just going to deafen.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Alright, this is gonna be interesting.
Yo, I got special confirmation from the president of Turkey and will be accepting you into the country of your hair transplant.
See you soon. Wait, why did you guys step in?
See you soon.
I was going to warn the person that they didn't want to hear.
See you soon.
I'm not going to be aggressive easy money here right here right here
I want you to focus on what we're doing and you do what you do and it's
together right oh god oh god
are you serious Marlis somebody thought off the roof I'm pretty sure just like
you nice me tonight me thanks and I'm pretty sure I like you outside
not the other get in there same button there we go Jack can you hear Cav
running at full speed if she's in Cav mode and another team or they just
quieter. I'll be right here. Yep. Good. Good. Good. He
gets in there. He gets in there. What's the John you said?
Oh, he's right behind our bed. He just ran. He just ran.
Oh, you think you're slick? Oh, you think you're slick? Yo,
guys, I'm just letting y'all know. Uh I didn't go to the
upstairs and just see you guys now.
Let me tell yourself. Let me tell yourself for yourself,
buddy. Let me tell you something for my buddy. Yeah,
I think it's cool story.
Bazaara.
What does that even mean?
What are you, are you cursing at us?
Speak like normal English.
You guys, look, you guys are attacking
the wrong site right now.
There's three other sites I could be.
There's two of us.
You would say a different site?
Yep.
Jeezy, you know 1v1s are always on the third floor.
What the hell is going on?
Yeah, this isn't really a 1v1 sketch.
I can't shoot my gun and there's two of you.
Oh, so this change your- change your- why don't you just make up rules?
VALRA!
What is VALRA?
Where do you move it?
This guy's chipping me out, bro.
In the view of one of these corners, how do you know it?
How do you know it?
You guys are running out of time!
Like, bro, there's people in my stream that think I have bots because you guys keep
sending viewbot messages!
I don't think you're a banger, uh...
I like the movement.
Stop!
Spider-Man.
That's the story.
Yo, say the name!
Hey, how does it feel by just hiding?
How do you wait till when, Jigsay?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Wow
What
He's so dead here.
He's planing.
Fuck. No.
Is he planted no
He's gonna win Jixi's still gonna win both
I
Had it at 6 30 p.m. And I think you should get on my diet
Wait, what is this?
Muda, can you rate my breakfast?
I had it at 630. I think you should get on my diet for peak performance.
Alright guys, I'm doing a real upset about you.
Did he just fucking kill Sunna? He did, he did.
It's okay, it's okay. It's all around for one person to show up.
I like that, I like that a lot. It's two of us.
You didn't even get the kill they call us smart
Chow what do I do this actually getting bad this getting bad. I don't know what to do
Muda told me all your tricks and he said that you always play like pretty the same every time so you're really easy to read
I said I do it was a dog walk
Well, that was my first day
That was my first day. That's not fair. That was my first day. That was my first fucking day on siege
You guys know the stoprider?
Jeff, I want to be one of them. Do you guys think I'd win or no?
Be honest. Actually, no offense taken one. Like, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart.
No offense taken. Do you guys think I still need to train on a bit more?
It's a 1v1 him? Or do you think he would beat me?
Talk to you yesterday. Yup. Wait, wait, wait on me, Steve!
Move to the corner. He's a rat.
Wait, you were talking to us or were you talking to...
Can you barely know how to speak English? You say ball, right?
You barely know how to speak English. You say ball right
Don't do you grab all to the fucking rap water fucking is
This is so
I'm right back at him. He's there. He's in the room. This is so dumb
I'm ready. I'm ready
I got this in on you can't go nowhere
That is his actions, uh, why did I do this?
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go back in with the cams
He's right there! He's right there!
Where?
More cam!
Good call it out, Senna. Good call it out.
Of course.
Let's see if we can go in first.
Hey, yeah. Open a window first. Come on.
I'm going to go in with cam for one more time.
Flintlockwood ad knows.
If you read that.
Yo, Mura, I just have verification code to your email.
Can you please...
You're good here. You're good here.
bro what even is this
can throw. Oh my god. Oh my god, you look like a fucking unit running through. Do you
guys even know that I'm not talking to you? Let's try together! Can I walk on this with
the fuck is this right here? What is that? Did you get some hardware? That hit? How
How do I break it again? I don't remember the button.
You have 25 seconds!
Now your jackmate ranked is in 5 minutes checkered mail.
We gotta go, we gotta go!
How the fuck are you going?
How the fuck are you going?
What the fuck are you doing?
Stop!
Hit him!
Fuck it!
Bro!
I forgot I could go!
Bro!
Dude!
Oh my god, I totally forgot!
Like how are you this bad at video games?
Like what do people do on their free time to not play video games?
I don't understand.
Maybe as a guy that has been playing video games for his entire life,
like I put the control when I was four years old.
I used to play Able 3 on the controller in the basement of my mom's house.
And I would just sit and play for eight hours a day.
Maybe I had no life.
Maybe I am introverted.
Maybe I'm retarded.
But like literally, what do you do on your free time when you're not playing video games for eight hours?
Like, okay, sure.
Go out.
Okay, sure.
Go out.
That's two hours, three hours.
Okay, go to school seven hours. You still like ten hours left. What do you?
There's no one to play video. How does Marlon go a 23 years in Senegal like 23 years 25 years
How does sketch go 25 years without playing video games and understand?
Nope, I wouldn't do that
All right guys you guys have one more round good luck we don't need luck
I'm not shooting so sketch was busy getting his pipes
Stop stop stop stop
Like
Shut win-oh shut win-oh shut when get up
It should be far far right now, but he didn't see the moving stuff.
What, he looked like that one.
Oh, what the?
How do I get a full screen?
Yo, skit's like you!
Oh my god.
He knows he's dead.
Skit's like you!
Bro, that is full screen.
One out four right now.
That is full shit, Jixi.
You know that full shit.
What do- what do you do?
He's got a shield.
Technically, I'm not shooting.
I'm not shooting, so.
I mean, we didn't say no shield.
Alright, Senna, come on. 1v1.
Oh, no.
You can shoot me, Senna. It'll work. It'll work.
Moira, does it float or sink in the bathtub?
Also, please zoom the camera out.
Someone's nose is blocking it.
Okay, Jinxie.
This is gonna be interesting. You're keeping your distance.
Not playing horrible.
are you breaking in everything's gonna be all right
watch out for the views he's coming through the door
He's coming from this side
He comes where are you where are you?
Hey, oh, why don't you climb I love you. God bless you
Oh my god, he's one HP
Oh, you son of a bitch.
That's all you son of a bitch.
Jesus.
Jackson!
Jackson!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, my God!
I got out!
Oh, my God!
I got out!
I don't think I was going to get out.
All right, now you're dead.
Now you're dead.
He's watching us, right?
You ought of dead does he win now is it?
Wait, oh my god
I should have made under the window and then if she offsets is that oh
What I hear is a link well a link
Like I don't know bro Frank every day I wake up rush when I ban your ass for my chat you fucking dumb ass
It's actually kind of close game here
Okay, Marlon sketch remember the thing I told you before it's the same as the mood to lift up her shirts him almost there
The thing I would a when he deaf it
Chat who has more aura chat was more aura chat me or Marlon
I
Like I was just chatting out just chatting my channel. You're oh you were strategizing
I'm not doing anything illegal. This is all all legal. Well, like what is this boom?
Moody you Mogg Marlin by the way coming from a few month
Mooda wash
I'm scared bro like am I gonna get like
So I'm actually so glad I'm in it or two. I'm about to pass out from lack of oxygen
I'm not saying you have no decision. I'm just saying that wasn't a rule.
I would have like did that you didn't say that
win the game
I actually want to do one last episode of VR
chat I really do want to jump in VR
bro I want to do a VR chat with Jinx in VR
But I feel like I'm actually a gooner if I do it alone, bro. I don't know
Also chat should we do VR horror one day should we do VR horror one day chat should we do VR horror one day, too?
I'm gonna look at this up horror games
bro how scary is VR in horror?
no, no we gotta push this bro
I can be anywhere though
how will your nose fit with the headset?
yeah this is the type of shit that makes me wanna like literally just blow something up in Minecraft
like literally
type of shit that makes me want to literally blow something up in Minecraft
am I on?
keep an eye on that
I can't shoot! I can't shoot!
The fuck is that?
That is beyond cheating!
That's insane!
Hello, Chats.
I can't shoot! I can't shoot!
Why are you guys watching the guy with such a big nose
and looks like he's trying to get a doggy watch?
Yes, you are!
See now, you got scared. You should've stuck it.
No, no, no, that's what you're going to do.
No, you should have sucked the plan.
Now you're cut.
Guard here.
It's out to the floor.
Hey, you guys, nice play with y'all.
The rules, we had one rule, sex.
I can't shoot.
That was the only rule.
Okay.
The same thing is true to you right there.
Bar.
Because it is a weapon.
Sina, whatever you do, don't get scared.
You got scared, Sina.
You got scared there
So you keep getting scared just play it don't be scared don't be scared just play huh you'll win you'll win trust me
I'm not scared at all. I'm not scared. I don't know you
Low key you and Marlon would make a cute couple
10 seconds to go.
Yeah!
Yo, you see these guys?
What is bullshit about that?
You said I was only...
Dude, how the fuck is in here so ass?
I actually don't want to ever watch Party Center ever again that pisses me off, bro.
How? How?
How? How, bro? How?
Okay, okay, Jynxie?
GGs guys.
I'm not gonna say it, it doesn't count, but if you wanna run it back, we will.
Guys, I won, I won. I have to humble Muda now, but yo, like GGs though.
Hey GGs.
What do you mean humble?
Here's the thing though, you could have got 0 and 7, but you didn't, so like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, you guys are better than I thought. I mean like, Suna, you were dodging gings and shit.
What does it mean to humble Muda? What does it mean to humble Muda?
Fuck, he's actually 1v1ing.
Okay, I can't be scared. No, no, no, no.
I can't be scared because I 1v1ed Bolo and I won.
I can't be scared because I 1v1.
Leaked Check Twitter? What does that mean?
What is Leaked Check Twitter?
Okay, okay, okay, go on, go on, go on.
Wait, what's Clear House? Chat, what's Clear House?
I
Know
Sina how the fuck did everything I tell you go out through one ear and out the other
How you lost a jigsaw and just a fucking knife and does Marla even know how to pick up a fucking controller Marlin
No, he does not know he doesn't have you ever
More than have you my mother mother have you ever picked up a controller and you're fucking 20 something years of fucking living on this earth?
Or is all you do is just mom is all you do is mom is that all you do is mom?
I
Actually think that if it was just me and sketch Marlon no offense your crates, but it was just me and sketch
I think that we would have won
What up? What if we what if we to be to my you you can either get on a team with sketch or
And I can either get on a team with Scats or Sina and we can see you a better better leader is I'm 30 man
Okay, actually okay. I'm down. I'm down
Yeah
I'm telling you
You just did a Marlin stream like two days ago, so anything you should have good chemistry with them
You're both ass. Yo, mom is there anything you do other than like play basketball and be six foot nine
Like and you never put them a controller in your fucking life. How does it make any sense?
Well, I'm so
What did you do? What did you do in your free time while you were growing up that you never played video games like never
Maybe step outside, shot a little basketball,
move my body like that.
He turned, he became 6'3 with 8% body fat
and that's all he knows how to do, that's it.
Like, oh my God, bro.
Were you good at school?
Marlin, can you at least tell me were you good at school?
No, okay, alright, alright, alright.
Don't laugh too hard,
because you said you were good at school.
I was there, but at least I don't play video games.
Like, fuck.
First at 6'3?
No, I'm 6'4, I'm 6'4.
okay yeah I mean okay Marlin might okay Marlin might mod but like when it comes
to videos like I play everyone should know how to play video games bro it's
like a flex bro bro sit up remember I told you drone every time
Marlin shut the fuck up Marlin doesn't know how to use any of his abilities
He didn't use any abilities he fell down from the window and I had to fucking heal him mood up. What the fuck you want me to do?
That's a good team, bro. Yeah, that's a good team. That's a coat. I would take said a hundred percent bro
I want to take a lot
You broke my trophy, now I need your curve, Marisa.
Guess I am going to have to go bigger, I guess.
Wait, wait, I'm not that big.
She won't see you.
So why don't we just flip a coin?
And then whoever wins gets to pick their teammate.
My god.
I know your low key.
Know that CIDA's better, Jason, because I know you're smart.
I'm not stupid.
I know you think CIDA has potential.
Wait, CIDA, do you think I'm better?
Do you think I'm better?
Wait, mood up.
No, we don't think you're better.
We just know that.
OK, heads, heads, heads, heads, heads.
All right.
I hate son flip a coin
Or a
or a
Or a jc or
What I think heads
Well, I would I would take a hundred percent snow
I feel like that's so unfair, bro. I feel like that's so unfair. I feel like that's so unfair
Because Marlon doesn't know to do anything other than fucking shoot a basketball
Okay, okay, okay
Okay
We can do we can do anything
Okay, we can do orgin
Sketch, what did you say sketch?
You direct the show, you have to be brought to life, Mike
Alright, let's go, let's do orgin
I'm gonna invite you
So wait, my team is
So I get, okay, so
It alternates every round
Alright, alright
Jason, can you just lead us, lead us to the speaker, man
Lead us
Okay, so the mood on me and you are on the speaker, right?
Yeah, but no one can battle like this
Yeah, yeah, like this boat
I'm not gonna lie, the only reason why I chose you is because you actually don't want to listen to him.
Sketch, to be honest? Sketch.
I do listen to Sketch.
Sketch, no, actually you know what? You do listen to him because we won the Valorant in it.
No, you don't say that because during the Rocket League, he took his headphones off because he didn't want to listen to him.
No, no, no. Sketch will listen to you. You won't listen to me. You'll intentionally not listen to him.
No, no, no, because I'm not gonna lie. Sketch, he listened to the Valorant in it, and we won the Valorant.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Who's the better teacher, though? Sketch. Who's the better teacher? Me or Jynxie, to be honest?
You
I mean what the fuck is this shit?
I can't teach you if you take off your headset every time I say a word
Okay, all right
I'm not gonna stop yelling so much you wouldn't do that
Let's talk about this
We listen, you breathe, you breathe
Simple, just listen guys
Listen please
And Muda, don't worry, I am listening
Okay, bad, bad, bad, bad
I'm not a terrible coach, bro.
Yo!
Uh, what's your name, Jack?
Jack Ross, who needs big noses.
Be not with the 20-gip-dick!
I love you, God bless you.
Wait, how does Marlon not have a big nose, bro?
What the fuck?
Senna, what are you telling Marlon?
What do you mean?
But you're the only one that's ever told me about Marlon.
What do you mean?
You are not, you're actually weird Senna, you're actually weird.
Are they, you have a big nose?
Yeah?
Why not?
I don't have a big nose.
Thank you, Jixi.
Jixi, I appreciate you.
Look, for the average shooting.
That's awesome, yeah.
Yeah, for taking the law of averages.
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
Oh, big nose.
What are you gonna have a big nose?
I don't know who's gonna do that.
I'm actually not online, bro.
Are you yanking my chain here?
No, no, I'm not yanking your chain.
I just, bro, last time I was online, someone added me with a name that was insane, bro.
here it's online I'm sending a photo with a group chat by the way if anybody
wants it's on the edited no it's this is it the fucking wait that is not edited
that's not edited what did you say what did you say what did you say this is
I swear my life on every day I love it's edited
That's fucking when lockwood that's not me
That wasn't my chat earlier they were asking for
All right yo, we got this guy sketch. I'm out of you. Oh my god, we're gonna fill this jc a hundred little hundle
Bro, I don't know if I want to bet on this bro. I have more than a metine
I don't even
You play games like it hurts. I'm not like
No, like actually, no actually actually more than if they put you in 2k would you play good though?
Marlin if he puts you in 2k
No, bro, his main game is FIFA and I beat him in that. Oh my god. He beat you in FIFA. Yes. That's his main game
Marlin
What what's your main game? What's your main game?
She likes the Elvin ring like the most
I would clear fucking both of you.
Jixi, why don't we just do a 2v2 against them and I'm on your team?
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah, that's fair.
It's like coughing baby versus atomic bomb.
Are you talking to us?
Hey, Sketch, I invited you eight minutes ago, by the way.
Eight minutes ago.
Yo, by the way, Sketch, I saw this clip where you didn't even know your own gamer tag.
How does that even make any sense?
We might have to shut shut down this entire fucking rainbow six and just to join one yet
Jixie Jixie do you want do you want Senna Jixie because I feel like it's unfair because I'm already better than you already
I know one of you one so I feel like I should
Yeah, you get Marlon, bro
You play games like it hurts
I'm not
I'm gonna click the shop a button until it gives us the team. Okay. We did what do you mean?
Wait, it gave you sketch.
You saw that?
No, no, no, no, no, look, look, look, look, look.
I got it.
Yo, yo, I literally won heads and tails!
Okay, fine, give me sketch.
No gifted, no gifted, no gifted, no gifted.
No!
Hey, hey, hey!
Give me, sit down, I'm done with the laundry gifted.
Yeah, okay.
Guys, am I really that good at the game?
No.
It's literally about that, it's about the fact
that modern is an abomination to gaming!
He is in abomination to video games!
Okay, you know what? Listen, I'm down to have Marlin. I'm down to have Marlin as long as there's no gifted on.
Alright, fine. No kidding.
Okay, give me Marlin. Give me Marlin.
The woman's sketch also plays a little bit more than me, so yeah, I feel like he can play.
But he's on, he'll have a... he'll be good.
Wait, Jack, should I put a hundred gifted on it?
So, who's the team?
Your teammates moved it up, bro.
Hey, JZ, don't worry. I will lay you down.
We'll lay you down.
Are we all shooting?
Are we all shooting?
Yeah.
Fuck you, you're a big-
I think we should.
That's true.
So I'm going to be honest, it can't physically get
any worse than Marlin.
So I think, uh, I think whatever you do is fine.
Maybe we'll work out.
Just sit.
Stop.
Marlin.
Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin.
You are the worst video game player of all time.
Are we doing shotguns or not?
Are we doing shotguns?
Yes.
We're doing
Coms
Sketch sketch what character do you play sketch what character do you play?
Jesus
100 gifted right?
WHAAAAT?
Hey hold on, can I get on the, I'll throw in 100 gifted too.
Okay fine 100 gifted, ah no you just literally wrung pulled me gold.
You need to get this one, I thought you won yesterday Mooda.
I was down for 100 gifted but now that I've sketched I'm a little scared.
He won yesterday with a spike on his skull.
I literally, I killed the one of you guys five times.
He was trying to beat me to be one of you guys.
Tell him what to do, Mooda he's telling you where we are, telling you what to do.
I will clean that I will clean that one beyond soon. I promise I will
No no no, I fuck this for fun. For fun, fine, fine, fine.
You're lucky bro, because I wanted money on the line.
Who the fuck are you peeking, J.C.?
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEEKING?!
J.C., J.C.! Are you fucking serious?
He's one all you gotta do is tell me it's a wonderful
If you breathe on our Rooney's eardrums she'll die Senate you got this
So now it's how you live here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, okay, hold on. I'm trying to do he's walking out. Yeah, that's walking at you. It's catch-free kill
Yeah
whatever I'm gonna play just play confident.
Oh my God.
Oh my demon is.
Yo, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin, Marlin.
Oh my God, Marlin now, you have Marlin, I forgot.
Wait, it's Marlin!
Hey, my God, can you forget about like,
the other end of the day.
I forgot about Marlin!
Oh my God.
All right, Marlin, Marlin, no, Marlin, Marlin.
Well, Lahi, we need to win this.
Let's go, let's go, lock him, lock him.
Lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him, lock him,
lock him, lock him.
Marlin, what's your favorite operator to play, Marlin?
Yeah, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know
I'm gonna be honest the operator selection is actually good right now. It's actually good. Yes. Thank you
Because every time I open quick play I just know I picked or they call me a man
In five seconds
All right, let's stay next to me at all times, all right
Take care what's that let me clear everything with a joint first
He's close it's close care care. Okay, what's that? What's that?
Then I'll get out then I'll go to coach Marlon get Marlon in the building. Oh, I don't even trip bro
Don't even trip
Just get Marlon in the building. You got it. You know how to get there right?
100 get there
Just get Marlon in the building, Muda
100 get there is all you gotta do
In to the building, he's actually in the garage
Muda, you obviously know how to get inside, right?
Hold my back Marlon, hold my back Marlon
I'm making a rotation so it makes sight easier for us to move through.
The person who doesn't know what to do has to get.
You make sure your sight is easier for you to walk around there.
Behind us, behind us, behind us! Oh no!
RUNA! Behind us! RUNA!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
RUNA! RUNA!
Okay, it's in a good shit. Good shit. No, you got him down. You got him down. I just finished him
You can run but you can't oh I have that freaking
You're good
He was behind us, right, Marlon?
Yeah, but uh, come on.
Trust me, I'm not scared.
So, maybe come here.
Yeah, like if you get close to the door.
Yeah.
The diffuser is still recovered.
Bouda, you're moving like a LeBron.
Bouda, right, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yep, you see him. That's Sina.
That's Sina. That's easy kill.
That's easy, Bouda. That's easy for you.
You got to be great.
Right there.
Way better.
You scared him, Luda?
Okay.
Ten seconds remaining.
I was a meat shield. I was acting as a meat shield.
So in that scenario, he has to plant some of these little things.
I know it's a band. I know it's a band. I know it's a band. I know it's a band.
I just had a meat shield in. It's not even a meat shield, it's like
He's attacking so like he has been this
Oh, but it's been this hit the better schedule
Nice, he has to plan to reduce the route simple
That's actually a great man more than that's not your fault. Oh, you you died to a trap ball. All right
Yeah, it was your fault. It was your fault, Muda. You should have played better.
Wait, just say, how did you kill him? Did he hit the cap can trap?
No, yeah, he did. And then I shot him.
Oh, I thought that was you that took him down, so then yeah, he-
No, no, no, no, you got a full kill. I didn't even give him a chance. You full kill.
Oh, yeah, so he walks into my cap can.
No, I don't like this calm, but I don't know how I can hear you guys. I didn't- I didn't-
I didn't monitor my own calm. I didn't monitor my own calm.
Okay, so you want to do separate calm?
I'm so fucking- actually-
Do you want to? Do you want to? It's up to you?
No, no, I'd like to infiltrate your column sometimes. That's- that should not be a good idea.
Okay, so you just want to hear yourself losing?
No, no, I want to hear when you say-
Oh, it's gonna come to me, it's gonna come to me, it's gonna come to me, it's gonna come to me.
You know, like, I'll know. I'll know what to do.
Alright, yo, yo, sketch. Reinforce the same shit you just reinforced.
I'm sorry.
My strategy with Capcan all the time is I don't know how to play,
so I put the bombs in random places and people don't expect them and then they die.
No, that's my captain.
That's what my dad plays. He just plays captain.
Okay, second.
I have literally forced my pink.
I have literally forced my pink.
Five seconds left.
Leason's good too.
No, he's good too.
Sketch, no, no, no, no, no.
Sketch, okay, sketch, yes, yes, yes, yes.
No, he's about to get nerfed, right?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know that.
Are you gonna get nerfed?
I think that's what people are.
Oh my god, I'm right, wait no shit is still here, how do you know that?
I play offline, I try to learn.
What?
No, yeah, don't get me getting nervous, I can't believe you know that, yeah.
Now when you call, it calls everybody.
Yo, yo, I didn't know this was a fucking YAPITZON, bro.
I'm sorry, you're the one who said you wanted to be in this holiday.
On the update, it's directional.
What do my friends told me?
I'm trying to learn all the stuff, so I just keep going.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Come on boys, get in there and make it to one here.
Hey, I'm on a...
One phone call.
I
Gotta wait
Fuck are y'all hey here we go you have another one right I'm doing
We use both of them?
Yep.
Oh, oh, oh.
The operator's standing.
Get away from him.
He's, he's right, like, uh...
Where are you, sketch?
Gimme a come.
I have a drone there that you can see.
It's like in that room where you go in the window,
they're like right behind that barbed wire.
They're literally looking up at doors.
Sketch, reset, reset, sketch, reset, sketch, reset.
He's gonna have to come to us.
Sketch, sit in a corner and just don't move.
And hold that.
Yes, hold what you're holding.
He's on my pink.
easy easy in where you were
Okay, if you peek around that wall. He's right on the other side of that wall that you're on so don't turn that car
He's waiting
Now wait for a plan sad I just wait for a plant sound
The fuck out of here bro
Let's go let's go let's go let's go Martin you'll ban this ban this character
Ben this character Ben this character Ben this character
Who do you want to ban? Who do you want to ban?
Fucking heart
I don't even know if it matters really
I guess ban like this?
No no no no ban this
You're gonna ban the bans?
Oh wait yeah you're right okay
He's just gonna spam that he's just gonna spam that
Why?
Fuck you fuck you
Thank you.
Marlin, why?
What are you, Marlin?
Marlin, you just sold on it, son.
Okay, okay, I won't wait.
Marlin, did you get the digit?
Marlin, you were supposed to, oh Marlin, why?
That's the only way.
You just made this so much harder.
You just made this so much harder for no reason.
No, this is great, this is great.
Marlin, I like that idea, that's good comps.
I love others just four cameras off my fucking streamer.
Like what do you think this is, girl?
It's just four cameras?
Wait, who's wearing a helmet?
Who has a helmet?
Someone has a helmet on?
It's probably Marlon.
He needs that in his day to day.
Relax, it's all over.
This day's on the line, come on.
Marlon, this is everyday, yeah.
Marlon, do you have a daytime helmet?
I know indeed.
Yes, he does.
I got a particular...
Oh, what?
Well, they just talked about it.
Oh, come on!
There's bass!
He's gonna be using musical stock!
Thank you!
I
That's not even a problem all right, let's go
I'm just following about it.
I did not know.
The most important thing in the game when you start,
it makes you believe you can actually move around on the side.
Okay.
Oh wait, where are you taking me?
You're white on the bottom.
I don't listen.
I'm gonna worry about you, my child.
Don't even worry, bro.
Just kidding.
Don't even worry about it, sweetheart.
Just hold this hold this for now
All right, he's gonna he's gonna throw a C4 on top of this I'll be careful
I
Watch that bomb that's media
Be careful
trip you just broke all of our drones i'm not gonna get a cap please please okay okay
He's got a turtle in him!
He's got a... do you have a shotgun?
Uh...
He's also out.
I got something to hold him on.
Oh no! He's in the pink!
Hold! More than more than hold this pink! Hold my pink! Hold my pink! I'm planning!
He's got two pinks!
Just hold! Just hold more than...
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, he's on the corner, he's on the corner Buddha, he's on the corner Buddha!
Get the fuck up, Pimura! Get the fuck up, Pimura!
Go!
You're using a fucking shotgun! You're using a shotgun!
Now, bitch! Go! Let's go!
Yeah! Thank you, Tixie!
Alright, now we have to, we haven't beat them with sketch yet though. We have to beat them with sketch.
That's the thing, sketch has way more hours than me. Like, I've played for like, two hours still, you know?
Who does man for a week by the way he lied to me he told me he's been playing this game
for eight years.
Who did?
Who did?
Mooda did.
Bar.
Now Mooda didn't play but like it's a week.
Two weeks.
Pretty good for two weeks though I'm not going to lie, no I'm not going to lie.
Okay but isn't he already on ranked?
How many hours is that to get to ranked?
Oh I don't even know.
Mooda how many hours do you have on the game?
Ahhhh... 26?
You got to be like, pretty deep.
Wait, how many?
26.
26 hours.
Just shy of you.
Hey, Vincent, how many hours do you have?
I don't even want to answer, bro.
Answer.
Uh, on my main account, probably like...
Vectafon.
18,000 or something.
You've been 18,000 hours?
On my main account, probably.
Wait for a sec, wait for a sec, wait for a sec.
I
Reinforced this reinforces you reinforce this
No way
Oh good shit good shit
Flap flap
You're so shit you're just I did not you know more than more than listen listen to me more than very care
Welcome to the stage, you fucking pie!
Marlin, look top left, ban that one.
The guy that has the one on it.
What do you want to ban?
Who do you want to ban?
OK, ban.
Oh, no!
Marlin, just don't press anything.
Just don't press anything, Marlin.
Jiggy, obviously I want to see a PCD gameplay
from that last round.
Just know, I was-
Wait, did you smoke yourself?
No, no.
They smoked me.
I would never do that.
That's like-
Wait, send a sentence.
Don't you smoke on the used flat weight
What are we doing?
She gets to vote if she wants.
Are you splashing, Sid?
Yeah, flashes are busted.
Like flashes are broken.
OK.
Always use flashes.
Always use flashes.
Moonup, no sport, no win, bro.
What's good?
What's good?
What do you talk about?
Do you want to believe me a little bit at least?
Like something, bro.
What about the Rock Runs only, too?
Right, you're the shotgun around you.
Cry, baby.
No.
I can't believe you.
I can't believe you.
You're the shot control.
No, no, no.
Mother, mother, we're still going to win this.
We're still going to win this. He just literally won off of like a thing that I didn't even know that was possible because I forgot that character even existed.
You didn't know it was possible because you're not good at the game?
Yeah. Sina, uh...
You're not as good as P.M. Jinxie is the best. You're just not good at the game.
Yeah, our team is better. Our team is better.
Jaffa, are you that good at doing that?
I forgot about the Super Shot of you, Dan.
Wait wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
There's another one down here.
You know it's a bug, dude.
Yeah, that's you all.
We're in searchin' in five seconds.
Slide it to go.
You must locate and defeat the bug.
I'm gonna come on and do this together man.
Forget it.
be careful be careful be careful be careful be careful be careful he's rolling he's roaming
I
All right, is it Martin or Sketch?
Sketch, Sketch, Sketch, it's good.
Yes, it is.
I think this is going to be our first sketch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
First round, but he's got that.
He's walking in front of my gun because I asked him not to sketch.
Shit, are you using a shotgun?
No, I'm using one of her first guns.
OK, don't use a shotgun on that shot.
I was going to worry about it.
I'm worried about it.
Stop yelling and move it.
He's upstairs, he's upstairs, Mother.
He's upstairs, Mother.
Mother, I will personally hand you $10,000
to win this round.
So all you have to do is just let him walk in.
You'll kill him.
I'm just going to sit inside.
Just let him walk in.
Bomb has been located.
Two left.
Two left, mother.
Two left, mother.
Two left, mother.
Oh my god.
Good phone.
They can't reach it.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Can I take him down to you?
I can't.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I've got 18,000 hours, and he's just out of here.
I guess someone has picked up the controller.
15 minutes ago.
Yeah, I don't know like I'm gonna make a lot of turmoil. Yo, I mean I know I think I need a definite or something
Sketch sketch
Sketch I added you sketch I added you I need you know
I added you I added you sketch I mean it's off to like in a different call
absolutely shit
I mean
I'll let you get it
500
500
hey you know you're not going to be me bro you're never going to be me in this game ever ever ever in this game never you'll never be me
you can spend the rest of your life on this game you will never be me
One friendly operator remaining.
I'm calling, I'm calling.
Last one's chasing me.
He's right in front of us.
He ran, he ran. Wait, hold up.
He ran. Come on, come on, come on.
Watch out, don't run off!
I said, we can plant a bomb.
He's trying to come up the white stairs, the white stairs.
It's no matter at all.
You hit the nomads, swing them, swing them, swing them.
Where's he?
Stop whining.
Watch out for him.
Hold that.
I went through located.
Oh, okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yo, give me a partner!
Sketch, I need a partner, sorry.
Why are you speaking to me?
Why are you speaking to me?
Why are you speaking to me?
You are ass!
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Submitable, submitable, submitable, submitable.
Listen, okay. What is the best operator?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Lowkey ACE is like not bad.
Chat ace or solid snake
Fuck who took my teammate you fucking cheater
I
Bro and then no, I took the teammate and then you said all right hero gets it
Okay, then you won the first round you got it you go, but I don't get it
I don't get it. I don't get it and now you're setting it bro. Oh, we didn't have to wait here, but your ego is so big
I know you suck at this game. I gotta tell you that
You fucking suck would have stopped pinging me inside
I thought you could smell the bomb.
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, move up.
Open the door, bro.
Hey, we got ya.
Break that.
Yes!
Yes, I like it out of you.
I like it out of you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, break that fucking set up, buddy.
Don't ever think you're on the same level
being this game ever again, buddy.
We're gonna break that fucking set up, buddy.
You're on the same level being the same ever again, buddy. You want to meet you?
My grandma
No
You said you're using a shotgun!
You have 1200 hours!
How is this fair?
Yo, uh, Muda, I have a little question for you.
How many rounds did I first pick?
You're a real piece of shit.
Muda, right for quiet, Muda.
Oh my god, fuck you guys.
Muda, is that the first round of the round?
I was on your team and then for some reason you said, oh, maybe it's on balance. So then you screwed yourself. I could have been on your team
sketch sketch sketch sketch stay inside the entire time sketch the inside the entire time
You four rounds in a row, I think it's four I to be one of you guys yesterday four times in a row
Yeah, and a low-key coaching does have a big difference, bro.
Yeah, bro.
And a pro player is telling you where I am every second, yeah, it kind of helps, right?
But you're in our ear, and you told me-
Yeah, you're in our ear, bro!
I need a death-end, I need a death-end.
I need social distance, I need a social distance before I break my fucking PC and
light my PC on fucking fire, bro.
It's a
Yeah, he has to carry
What else you know what you say I said he's got to carry Marlon because you're playing he literally have to fucking carry
He could he'll honestly play blind it would be better than you
Oh, you know see me you hear that your TV controller the whole time
I mean a spawn peeked and I thought so two rounds I died by one C4 and a spawn peek like and then one time
He fucking crashed in you saying bought and killed me and I wasn't even so that's three rounds. I died by bullshit
I mean it is game sense, but like
Mother make sure mother follow. Sorry
I got you, but I you're not you're right, but you're right. I just I don't know, but I'm fucking them
How the fuck does he have my fight?
Call me worry. Yeah
Doesn't matter. I don't know. He's on cams. Yeah, he knows where we spawned in from so chill chill inside
drone up and running
alright come here
this is the second best part of the game
it's all around, it's literally all around right here
oh that was nice
I'm just like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I
Just my look on spot my type of look on spot this type of spot it's a more go to a lot more right here
Watch yourselves hostile inbound
You take your time Marlon, don't even think of your own.
Take your time Marlon, don't even think of your own.
hostile inbound race yourself
bro why do you keep doing that bro
oh my god that's fucking right bro that is
I
Bro, he said you were using chocolate only
How to get the please thank you Buddha
You did say
Excited about hundred gift it is a thing. Yeah
Oh
So Buddha, uh, you know any other wages? Yes, bro 1d1 1d1 100 gifted. Oh
You're gonna lose another hundred no no no no no no no no no no no no 1d1
100 gifted you 1d1 me one week ago when I had
One hour on the fucking game why don't we up the stage bro?
That's like 200 gifts in it.
OK, now he's trying to suffer UN.
Muda, you're not going to beat me, bro.
You can play your whole, you're never going to beat me.
You're never going to beat me.
It'll be one, never.
It's not possible.
You don't have to out of it.
He is saying never is a thing.
Like you could just, I personally wouldn't take that
mood if I was your person.
What's $200 gift then?
$200 gift to the answer.
$1,000.
$1,000.
What are you? Okay, but if we're doing okay, but there's no there's no if ands or buts right like I can't say no
No shotguns as it's lame. I can't do that
Then uh, what would be one year for a hundred gifted
I'm so much less hours than him isn't that bad for me
It's in a your own mouse.
Catch the controller.
I mean, that could.
You do it.
I fucking hate my ego.
Fuck you.
Cause I want to say yes to it so bad.
I just want to say, I don't know.
Cause I just, I know I'm going to die.
Like I'm going to die.
You saw this right now.
You saw this.
You know that, right?
Well, Marlon, how am I supposed to fucking know
this guy's C4 under shit, bro?
Like how the fuck am I supposed to know?
Actually, don't even know how you put C4 on this.
I have an idea, Jinxie.
Let me know.
I didn't even know you could do that.
Can you make me a party leader?
Do y'all start your own game so we don't have to set everything up?
Yeah, you're already a, wait, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Do you guys want to 1v1?
We're back out.
You incentive 1v1.
Yes, we will, but we're doing this lobby that we're in now.
OK, set it.
Join us.
OK.
Wait, are you re-inviting?
Is there a difference?
Don't play your own lobby.
Yes, yes.
Okay, so should I leave this one?
Stena, I'm gonna invite you to this lava.
Yeah, yeah, turn this, turn this, turn this, turn this.
Okay.
And then.
All right.
I'm curious to see when that actually.
I'm gonna get it.
I have like eight hours on the game.
He has like over a hundred, right?
Okay, if you lose to me, I genuinely am level 26.
You're level at what, 140?
You can win her, honey.
And like I said, you first,
otherwise it's gonna bounce in both of them.
Oh.
Are you fucking serious?
Go chat, WC
Chat, if I did 1v1 with Jixi, what do I need to worry about bro?
Spawn peeks and C4s and shotguns?
Like, I know I have better aim than him because I'm on PC and bro, like I just have better aim than him.
But bro, he has everything else on me bro. He has like what the fucking do where to break punch holes where to push from C4's
His knowledge is so good bro his knowledge is insane bro like you can't it's hard to beat 20,000 hours with just mechanics
But it's so hard. That's literally impossible. How do you beat 20,000 hours with just mechanics?
I have my own one if you want to do.
Jixi, come here.
I mean, I wouldn't mind watching this one to be out.
I would not mind watching this.
Muda, do you wanna watch this first
and then we'll be watching?
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
Muda, you can't be that excited
if there's a hundred good people.
You can't be that excited.
Jixi, can you meet me at a 100 though, at least?
Bro, I don't never meet me.
It doesn't matter.
You'll never meet me.
I just have more knowledge in the game.
But are you down to meet me at 100?
Sure, bro.
But here, watch this game though.
I'll take this game here, I'll be with you all day long in here.
What's this game, bro?
It's Master Jack, it's Master Jack.
Master Jack?
Yo, why is your name Master Jack?
No, stop, stop, stop, Marlon.
What's your name, Jack?
It's Master Jack, Master Jack.
Bro, I used the Jack up!
Ask him for a meeting, yeah, there it is.
Wait, your real name is Jack?
No, it's Ahmed, bro, I used the Jack off a lot, so I named myself Master Jack, bro.
What the fuck are you saying?
And this is the main door game of the game after Journey House.
All right, good luck with this.
Let me go.
I'll go back to the box.
Is it a first sketch?
What's the score prediction?
It's a second score prediction.
It's a Mandarin.
Sketch?
Probably 7-2.
You're going to 7-2.
Okay, but what level are you, Sketch?
Who knows?
I don't know.
Here's the thing.
Sketch is a higher level, but Sketch isn't really 12.
Fuckin hate my ego bro. Is it bad to have a bit I have a have an ego where you think you can win
Is it bad to have an ego like that bro? I?
Fucking hate my ego bro like I don't know I just hate losing dude. I hate losing brah. I hate losing
You know I hate losing bro. I hate losing. I just like I'm itching. I'm itching
What's boy boy, I need a FaceTime Richie, but I need a FaceTime Richie
I
Don't have split on anything else like bro
I broke to one of the ones you see I need
Yo chat cinema sketch run predictions. Well sketch slash Marla we might want to be run prediction because that changes absolutely
It's a knowledge diff. I know I know it's a knowledge diff. I can't do it bro
But I just I go I know my aim is better
But I know I know he knows a hundred thousand fucking things more than you know it literally a hundred thousand things more than you know
Like he's better than me in every aspect
Except for a
Attackers need to locate and diffuse as many bombs as they can
Yeah, how do I go in first person
I already paid I already paid I already paid the hundred gifts that I already paid it
Is there anyone that has ever beat Jynxen that has no game knowledge but aim?
By the way, how do I smomp like people, POVs?
How do I smut POVs?
Okay, interesting here.
What if I just go IQ?
What if I go IQ to the sexy force?
Oh my god, this is a good ass fucking.
Oh my god.
Yo, why is this reaction time literally subhuman though?
Yo, what the fuck was that reaction time?
Bro, I think Sinnoh was on his screen for nine minutes before he shot the first bullet.
I think Senna was on his screen for the first nine minutes before he shot a bullet
I'm such a member back with some snacks
Bro chat should I call I'm gonna call split and see maybe I'm gonna call split bro. Maybe
Defenders protect your bombs from being defused by attackers.
Okay, I got it.
Now, how do I, uh...
of
the
death
of
death
of
It's actually so fun just watching people that are like me in the game.
We have Marlon.
All right, Sid is definitely going to kill Marlon.
One, he's on a controller.
Two, he's on a PlayStation.
Three, he's maybe the worst gamer of all time.
He's up there with like Smackboy Max and like Mike and Los.
Oh, up the low head. Up the low head, bro.
Yeah.
He's definitely a big head, but huge head.
That's really.
Mm.
Negative.
You want to sit down?
Wait, sit down?
You should sit almost there.
I'm about to be getting this.
Sit almost there.
Oh, that angle's there.
I'm actually not playing that bad.
You keep it behind you.
Dude, sketch is the chance you could strap the last round.
Yo, why does someone call him on fucking phone?
Hang up.
Fuck out of here.
You got to hit five to hang up.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think Santa knows that Marlton's on the controller.
If she wanted to she could probably wall bang that again
As far as chatty job, you know
Well, it's in a freak out swing that's it. That's it. I'm gonna be double-drone it for
Well Marlin's gotta be the worst gamer I have ever seen in my entire life
buddy he just shoot a pet
Santa please just don't give me call
can I mute it I'm not helping anybody but like for the month of God
Santa just don't give me call and walk in there don't give me call and walk in there
Santa's biggest problem is she does not use her abilities
she does not use her abilities
My god, good drum work, Senna.
Senna, good drum work.
Now move off of it.
Senna, Senna, oh no.
Nice, oh my god, you can't shoot your fucking wall.
Nobody's gonna tell me that.
Well played, Senna.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Okay, we got a good game here, we got a game in us.
Senna.
Okay.
game here we got a game that is insane with Marlon okay first off first off
Marlon you just shot your mazzi past out of him that is not a gun
okay okay okay Sina you need to use your abilities more you only use them
once you have to use no right right right I just I just I run into or should I run
into an orc
yo buzz up he's never lost a 1v1 okay I gotta think he band yank what a
This is the point normally played, it won't be annoying.
Is he playing IQ?
What is that?
Almost killed him off.
That's a different type of sounding shot down there.
I got a sh- so bad.
I got 25 extra LMPs.
I got a shit so bad. Holy shit.
Yo, a minute!
Yo, bro!
Where the fuck did this guy just-
Where's this guy, bro?
Is there a hickey on his neck?
I
Little Eastway school 134 just re-subbed for one
Jesus he's a freak bro. He was fucking
But I can't for some reason for the life of me. I can't I'm not I can't picture I
Can't picture Jinxie getting back shots to someone bro. I can't
What is it be like ball?
I can't imagine him giving back shots to someone.
Yo, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't picture that shit.
Buzzalright!
Like after he nuts, buzzalright!
I can't picture that, bro.
You should one be one without the 100 bro and just learn while one be one in BC once
you get to higher ranks it's maybe harder BC aim can only like what if you like what
if you like what if you like nuts that's good aim what if he misses the nuts inside
Bad rain bad rain bro. I don't even know
I don't know if I should jump in big window or at it.
Never mind, big window.
King underscore by request, re-subbed for one month.
Ha ha.
Jason.
Ha ha.
Explore road, just re-subbed for two months.
Two months, I swear to God.
Seventeen stress.
Dude, is SPLIT that good at 1v1?
Is split good at one of the ones?
I didn't hear him like I heard the noise but it's because of the rotation bro you don't
help so this guy please
it's a cheesy air
well I actually so why does he not try to go for spawn peaks with with fucking
spoilt but with me he does spawn peaks and why doesn't he use C4s with him
except for me I don't get it he's gonna jump my jump on the attic wind
Actually, let me just put up a good one. Okay, so the side stickers you never know because you're a fucking bot and he knows
He's gonna shit on you
I already know the past there's no way he has a good one on this or if he has a good one on this GG
You know as I predicted earlier he did buy it's not good
You know, I'm just gonna keep putting down my my good months right here any jump out. Yeah takes a lot of damage
Yeah, he jumps in, Ikea's pre-firing him when I hear him jump in, so I don't even know
how smart that was.
Yeah, Chucky, thank you again for the gift that brought you here, compared to this game.
Jesus.
I didn't have enough time to turn my head.
Yeah, bro, I don't know dude, I'm scared, bro.
Actually, now that I think about it, Jinx did decide to whip out the shield on two of his attacks.
so I'm thinking should I go please chat what's a spot I can go that can't get
see Ford from below oh my god Richie Richie Richie call me Richie call me
right now Richie what's your discord call me Richie call me Richie you're the
only man who could save me right now Richie Richie you're the only man that
That can save me Richie!
Richie call me on Discord right now!
Save us Richie.
Richie save us bro. Add me on Discord. Add me on Discord Richie.
Richie add me on Discord Richie. I sent you a friend request. Why the fuck?
Why is your profile picture a monkey with glasses on?
Richie call me right now.
Richie, enable friend requests, all right, you're not Drake, bro, you're not Drake, bro, you're not Drake.
Richie is not accepting friend requests. They'll have to add you to become friends.
No, Richie, you're not Drake, okay? You're not Drake! Take this shit off!
Jigsie doesn't even have this!
Hurry hurry hurry Richard.
Hold it hurry bro, I'm not even trolling, hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry bro hurry hurry.
Oh my god he's on my stream, he knows now he knows.
Oh chill chill chill, oh my god Jinx is everywhere bro.
Jinx is literally everywhere, he's literally watching.
Yo Richard, did you coach me for literally 30 seconds?
I need you to coach me for literally 30 seconds.
The fuck is this bro?
I'm now enjoying your steam.
I got eight.
Oh my god child, what's the chances of you shi-
I hear a drone delighted, you got to hang out.
Dude, okay, suit is actually destroyed now.
You need to win this round to keep this game close bro.
Yo Rich, I want you to be brutally, brutally honest bro, brutally.
Is it possible to beat JXNA1 if you don't want to?
Yes bro, yes.
Like, alright, so first off, homie low on my volume, hold on, alright so bro, first
off you gotta tell him no Oregon because bro he's powered up on that map.
way too comfy on Oregon but if you take him on Oregon it's not the end of the
world right so bro you know he runs shotguns right yes you need to run
three armor bro three armor operators because if you're a if you're a one
armor that means bro you're gonna get pumped from across the fucking room
okay no I mean so three armor okay yeah yeah so don't I'm trying to ram you
good with the offer give me notes give me notes give me notes like bro give me
notes like down here like notes notes notes what he saw three armor three
Three armor up if he's using shotgun ban ying ban ying
ban ying
Oh, let me look at the operators. Uh, what says he play bro. Uh, he plays mute
He's really good at mute, too
Okay, ban you because he was using that shit on me, bro
Yeah, hold on. Oh, man smoke someone said
Oh
Mean yeah, you could you could bet you could ban mute and smoke. Yeah, and just like take those ops out of the game
Let me see what's is he run on attack brah? I don't even bro. You just can't get shotguns like
Deadass boy, no the issue was bro is he was fucking me with these C4s under the map bro and you played on
Chalet, yeah, you played him on Chalet, bro
That's like a nobody won't be ones in that map
Oh
We just did a 2v2 30 minutes ago with me and sketch and him and Sina and he spawned me twice and
See for me twice through the fucking you got to get you got to learn those bro
The the spawn peaks just be wary when you leave in spawn like you know the back is
Second and second of all though, how do I know the fucking the fucking C4 C fucking you have to drown it
You have to drown it you have to drown underneath or underneath. Yeah. Yeah, you know how it's the first floor
The main door you you you you send a drone under there
Okay, okay. I'm not helping you too much. I'm I'll just give you a little bit cuz you're new bro, you know
I don't want to give you too much sauce, but
I feel good is IQ good to run IQ sucks, bro. Okay. It's a with a one speed
So always drone underneath now should I now should I and she from underneath and shoot the net yourself myself or
You can do that, bro. He might be down there though. You got to be careful
So what if I run like demo then he then he bans it then he bans it one time
Demos you could try and bully him with the demos. That's like a big dog up like
Like you go demos if like it's literally like you're saying like you're a little kid and you just like bully him
You know, that's that's demos you could try it, bro. If the the demos ain't work and then chalk it
Don't go demos no more
But I've just been ying bro, and then you're good ying and
and um what else bro what else like what else this band what he plays bro if if you see what he
plays just ban it so the only thing i fucking lost bro oh should i ban pulse or is that like it like
uh like a no no no pulse his ass pulse his ass okay so bro i just need to be careful
about because he's he bro out of the all the time he's you know he's ace ace ace is really opaque
bro so he's only bro he's he's no don't ban ram don't ban you don't have to ban ram
sure I'm saying you play Ram bro why would I play Ram because he's a three
shot fucking three armor and if they're running shotguns you need to play a
three-armor up so it's harder to get shot he'd
no I mean cuz look the more armor you have the more help you have the more
help you have the harder it is to get shotguned okay now second about right
getting shotgun no my main fucking worry is okay yes shotgun but second of
all my main worry bro is like the C4s that I just thought you just got a
drone from bro you gotta know if he has a nitro op like let's say he's on mute
right then you know he has a C4 let's say he's on fucking smoke smoke doesn't
have a C4 so you don't have to worry about it you know what I mean and if he
has a nitro op like a C4 op you just have to drone below and he can only
Nitro soft floors. He can't nitro hard floors. There's some hard floors on seeds is some soft
You know bro, I know to me but what if he has like a fucking C4 on 90 and I go to and I run on 90 fucking blows me up on 90
What do you mean? I just told you what?
You have to drone the nitros dog drone the entire lower floor like the entire lower floor where I could die from I
mean
Yeah, what map are you playing bro? What map are you playing? What's the best 1v1 map that I can't fucking see for from underneath?
I
Don't know bribing. Have you guys see Ford? Nobody really I mean Oregon
Bro, if you're playing Oregon people only see four from big window hop like big window hop in I got
Oh, never go big window on a 1v1
Bro, I got I went big window on a 1v1. I see Ford and I went armory and I see Ford
Yeah, you get nitro from armory and a master bed
Oregon yeah, no no not the balcony bro. That's outside. You can't throw a nitro. I'm gonna like the second you step inside
From balcony. Oh, yeah, you get fucked in the ass by a nitro. Oh my god
No, he's like he's good bro like he's he's him and won't be ones bro. I'm telling you you gotta lock in
Oh my god, you have this fucking seven fours, bro.
That seeds there's so many ways to like die dog.
You can die in fucking a million ways, bro.
So do you think in my position, bro, in my position, I only know mechanics and some
operators, do you think it's smart to think of one of you one of the guys that knows
everything but like doesn't have a better aim?
You're a mouse and key, bro.
You just walk them down.
Should I just run them down, bro, every fucking time?
I mean, bro, yeah.
I mean, you don't have to fucking carry you, but yeah.
So my aim is better than
You just can't get shot gun, bro. You just can't get shot gun.
Shotgun's fucked, yeah.
Yeah. What map you playing him on?
I don't know. He said pick, but I mean, I probably organed because organ's my safest, right?
Yeah, fuck it. Just bro, just don't get nitro'd, bro.
Like, just drone, bro, just drone under armory and under master, and then you can't get nitro'd.
Where's under master? What's under master?
I'm gonna back out of this fucking 1v1 and go to my own 1v1 bro.
That's garage.
So garage is armory?
Don't go armory!
Literally, when you enter, this is what everybody does.
Every good player.
Every good player, either, this is the two entry points of attacking Oregon 1v1.
Either masterbalk or they walk up main.
Main stairs?
I do masterbalk.
I like entering masterbalk.
But don't you get to walk from there?
Masterbalk?
in but it's an easy drone though you just drone below you you send a drone to the main door
And you just drone it right
Yeah, yeah, bro, let me invite you to a custom
Well, I just need some comfort for this boat the first time he to seven me and I swear to God
I
Bro, he's in your head bro. I know he is I just gotta get him over here
I'm but that's what makes him so good at long be warned. She's like he gets in everyone's head
Are you on mine? Yeah, my name is master Jack
back
jenna jenna jenna
jenna jenna jenna jenna
hurry hurry because it's like 5-2 or some shit
some of my chat said Richie I would knock your bitch ass out
yo who said that bro
what the fuck
burly isorat
bro I'm an MMA fighter bro been training for 19 years
alright
let me tell you bro
alright alright alright
I have an idea so
you know main door that room to your left
Is that the mouth that you're talking about the main room like the double the main actually the main
Okay, what's the best place to spawn street?
The one like
Yes, Street Street Street Street, okay now. Okay. I'm gonna want to be like it's jimmy who do I go?
What's like the best agent to go here?
Me bro, you could test the waters with demos run one. I just bully him. Yeah, but he's gonna ban it. No
Yeah, I think your best bets are like
Honestly, I think rims really good if he's using the shotgun. All right, just yo, you're chasing for a second. Okay
Well, hold on. I want to show you don't kill me. Don't come on. I don't know the main door
All right, ready. Yeah, so look
Common nights. Don't shoot it. Look so let so let's say yes the nitro
That's when you walk in master, bro
All you do is send a drone right here, and then you check over here, and then you check classroom because you can make your own classroom
Those are the two comp nature spots, and then there's more
Yeah, this is all armory and then look this is top main
Look, I'll show you I'll make for I'll show you you see how it's top main like you you understand like where it is
Yeah, look you got my trip you have to drone here, so
it's quick bro it takes 10 seconds it takes 10 seconds to drill and after you
drill all this and then you you fucking I like to you can either walk up main or I
just walk in now you know it's clear you know it's clear you're just gonna make
sure he's not challenge you then you boom you walk in you can't get nitro
so I should save my eyes so I should save two drones bro I should use two
drones just save your drones don't burn them in preface
Okay, okay, okay, let's do the quick little practice round ball way to throw a C4 somewhere. I'll kill me. Come here
Er, no, no, no, no, no, fuck
Just here go put it just before he break or no. Did you already break the C4?
I have it, I have it. I put a C4 somewhere and actually play site or whatever do whatever you want
But do whatever you want roll whatever do it with the fucking every jinx he has but you've won if you want a jinx before
I have it
And go as hard as you fucking can on me though
I'm not warmed up, but no, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Just like
Or I got the new wording the v2 it's insane. You know, I don't even use the wording bro. I use the wording, but I just I use one
Good good good you shot the cam. That's good. That's good shooting can't make sure you're always shooting cams
Nice that's good that's good that's good see see how you're aware see how you're aware
that I'm not scared you heard me.
You're really like a song use that's what I've noticed you pre-fire a lot that's good
right there.
Because when a player knows you're going to shoot his nitro, he's going to counter you and he's going to chow you.
What's a good defense up on Oregon too?
Let me pause, let me say.
Bro, you're really good with the Aruni. You like the DMR, right?
Yeah.
So I definitely test the waters with a Rooney. So the thing about
The thing the thing about Jinxie is he doesn't really aim head level
So going three armors is really beneficial against Jinxie because he doesn't really aim at the head a lot
So I would mostly go like a Rooney's a good three armor
I mean, who do you play? Who do you pull you know thorns pretty good?
I think I play a Rooney thorn a zombie finneer and two Mararo
Oh
Then fans good fans really op and one be one who's fan who's fan Fenrir Fenrir. Okay. Okay. All right. He said he's ready
He said he's ready. Yo, let's be lucky. Let's wish me luck. Wish me luck, bro. Wish me luck. Please. Good luck, man
Good luck, man. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you
If you leave subscribe to me, yeah, I could subscribe to you
I
Jinxy well, well, well Jinxy well
Good games guys good games yo Marlon
so much
Love you guys nice to meet you. It's nice to meet you, bro
Hey, bro, even though even though you're not good at playing video games, bro
I still know you have a big dick, bro. It's all good. Jinxy call me
Wait, Mura. Aren't you happy because I know your forehead is so fucking big. Don't talk to me
I'm hearing you've been like training and shit bro?
No dude, no bro, no.
No, I'm hearing you like went into a call, we're not even hearing, I went to your stream.
You're like bro, you will never be-
Yo I don't give a fuck about this manipulation and this manifesting.
I will beat you!
I swear to God, if it's Oregon, Oregon, if it's not today, if it's not tomorrow,
If it's not next week, if it's not next month, if it's not next year, on my soul, I will beat you in a 1v1 one day.
I don't give a fuck how long it takes.
Alright, so Oregon, any site, right? Any site?
Oregon, uh, let's just do top floor.
Nope, I'm good off that one. Yo, bro, listen, if I let you pick some apps, that's fine, I don't care.
Uh, I know Oregon's probably the only map you can play right now.
But, bro, I'm gonna be able to go any site, bro.
Alright, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Like, when you first split, there's no if, answer box, but you guys just 1v1.
There's no like what does he say this he doesn't say no shields or nothing you guys just want to be one, right?
You ready
I mean I would do it. Yeah
All right here. I'm gonna invite you bro. I'm gonna invite you. Um
Yeah, bro, we've never won the world of organ
No, we have it bro. We have it. Good luck. You're gonna need it. I told you to like you're gonna need it
like the shot down shit you're gonna need it okay
you're chat bet every channel point you have on me I'm about to humble the
fuck out of mood up no you're not wait what's your name what's your name master
Jack I need to get past I need to get past I need to get past Jixie do you
win trade by the way like can I win trade if the scores are looking down
I'm ready. I'm ready
I mean he's gonna
Crosschecks
Any daycrack
I'll be right back.
Jinxie.
I
Was mad oh man oh man. All right, bro. You ready?
Yes, I'm fucking ready. I'm fucking ready, bro. Yes. All right. I'm gonna definitely get good luck. Good luck, bro
Oh, no.
Eh, close.
of
of
I did not know that was a thing.
I did not know that was a thing.
To be fair I did not know that was a thing.
I think I know how to run this one if you want bro.
I think I know how to run this one if you want bro.
So he said run three character ops.
He said run three character ops right chat?
Three character ops?
Three armor ops?
Also chat I think I'm playing too scared. I think I'm playing too scared. I think I'm I think I'm giving them too much space
I think I need to treat this like it's like it's like I'm versing Richie or Bolo
I just ran at them bro because I thought that I was gonna lose
I thought that they were so much better than me that I was just I was running at them because I
Knew I was gonna lose so I was just taking aimfights and
It was just working out better
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Oh
It's like
Which one is that one
But yeah, which one is that one I've never even seen that one bro
Which one is that one classroom? I thought I'd drone the classroom. I
Swear to God I thought I'd drone the classroom, bro
This guy's a fucking pussy, bro. This guy's actually a pussy, bro
He plays by like he plays so good. I'm not gonna lie, bro
But I just can't give him respect but I can't give him respect. I just can't
like
He's g he knows shit bro. He knows shit bro. He knows he knows shit
I hate that he knows shit. He just knows it bro like
I've had him I had him on whatever okay, it's in the past it's in the past it's in the past
In the past
If you want you can put on emo only but I'm not cheating I won't cheat though.
I'm going to go back to my room.
I'm going to go back.
of
the
death
of
death
of
All friendly have been neutralized
Bro I'm playing like a bitch
He's good bro, but like I don't understand bro. I'm playing so scared
Rocky or
All right.
We need to locate a bomb.
He broke something, chat.
What did he just break? I swear to God he just broke something
Five seconds to go
You might locate and defuse the bomb
What? I lost my- this guy used the fucking impacts for my drone.
Alright, does it mean, yeah, it means he has the F4s then.
We have been eliminated.
Does one kill you?
Kills you
Sporting 100 like fuck boys one. Oh my god
He's good, bro. He's good. He's good. He's good
He's good, bro. He's good. He's good
You
Good price good
Secure the bombs.
Down to 10 seconds.
Down at five seconds.
On location, secure.
Why are you guys laughing at me, huh?
Do you guys think this is funny?
Drop a yeah if I'm losing, drop a nay if I'm winning.
This game.
Drop a yeah if I'm, drop a yeah if I'm losing, drop a nay if I'm winning.
Yeah, I can go fuck yourselves.
Yeah!
BORAH!
YAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Insertion in 10 seconds.
5 seconds insertion.
You want to locate and defeat the bomb?
of
the
death
of
the
Take my time, I'm gonna take my time in these 1v1s, especially on attack.
Attack and it take my time
a bond has been located by all four
Friendly support, hostile eliminated.
We need to locate a bomb 10 seconds to go 5 seconds
I'm not going to get into the bomb, I'm not sure.
You're located above.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Phew.
Secure the area. Keep the thongs detected.
10 seconds left.
5 seconds in count.
Conlocation is here.
I'm not sure if it's a bomb.
I'm not sure if it's a bomb.
A bomb has been located by op4.
I just got here are you?
We need to locate a bomb.
Ten seconds.
Five seconds.
We must locate and diffuse the bomb.
I'm dead.
Let's locate and defuse the bomb.
and
What's going on?
Where is he?
What's going on?
Where is he?
Can I press on the stream?
Am I allowed?
I sold the fuck out of that room!
Whoo protect the boss
10 seconds
Five seconds left
Shit means more than just money to me bro. I love you bro. GG's GG's bro. I love you GG's GG's
GG's bro GG's GG's GG's bro GG's
Can you hear me?
No
You have the best air I've ever seen in my life, bro.
GGs, bro.
GGs, GGs, GGs, GGs.
Ah, and you're aiming just perfect.
GGs, GGs.
You're even like, missing for you is like hitting the neck.
You just instantly headshot.
You're not even capable of missing.
Like, do you miss?
It's missing literally hitting me in the neck.
I got snap headshoted four times that game.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
GG's man.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie bro, your game sense, I'm not even gonna say anything bro, I'm gonna say that your game sense is crazy bro, I'm not gonna lie bro.
No man, it's GG's bro, it's a good game bro. I couldn't win a gunfight if I can't win a second gunfight, I'm not gonna win a 1v1.
Especially when I can only push through one door.
You have good game sense though bro, I mean that's what matters.
Yeah, I'm about to just wrap my car around it too, bro.
Yo, uh, can we play on a different map than Oregon?
I don't, I only know Oregon bro, I've only been one week-
Okay, that's fine.
Moment so I would play again some other day when you know another map GGs though, bro GGs
But you're in perfect brah. I don't say you're in perfect. I can't win a gunfight. It is what it is
You're good you're good you're good you're good
I got lucky I got lucky I got lucky I got lucky I swear
I don't know Keith no your aim. You don't miss bro if I can't if I physically can't win a gunfight
I can't win a while it doesn't matter
I need to be able to win one gunfight if I actually
Instantly headshot me every round. I'm not ever gonna be you she's broke she's
Fuck bro, yo someone's home to keep his money, bro. I don't want it, bro. I feel bad
But I feel bad. I feel bad, bro
Fuck me in the ass!
Fuck!
Bro, it was 4-0, I lost 7 consecutive rounds.
After the first like 3 rounds, I know this game like the back of my hand.
Once you get timing twice, you're not winning the game! You're not winning the game!
As I turn, he swings, baller at it.
He does like the worst play ever
and gets away with it because it's so bad.
He jumps into the breach, into a smoke.
But A, if I physically can't kill him, it's over.
I mean, he's not even just like good for level 89.
He is the most naturally perfect aimer I've ever seen.
He does not miss.
I've, like, don't remind me of actually stomping.
I'm not kidding.
Holy fucking shit
Wow
Holy shit, and then I sold the one round because I was pissed
But hey man, I got outplayed bro GGs. It is one of those man. It's it's it's one of those bro. I got outplayed, bro
Like like period I got outplayed bro. I don't like bro. I got GGs, bro
I don't bro. I feel like I did bad bro. Like I feel like bro. I might try to like bro
I I know how much bro. I just know bro listen
I just know that like if Jinxie hopped on Valorant with one week and beat me I would kill myself
So I don't want to feel bad, bro. I don't want to feel bad, bro. I don't want to feel bad
Oh my little fucking boy, yeah
Oh
Yo, you have better aim than like some pros bro on God you have better aim than like some of pro league bro
Holy shit. No, you are eating it
But oh man, it's what I played every game and that is created bowling
I don't I spent more time inside than outside bro. So I don't know bro
I'm like, uh, what's going on, huh?
No you went down 4-0 I was crazy come back.
I know 4-0 7 rounds in a row?
Hey bro there's a reason they told me the chosen one Richie!
There is a reason why they told me the chosen one!
Fuck bro yo yo I fucking I just seen your attacks bro.
Ha, which one?
When do you want to do that? The 2v2's?
I don't know bro.
Well, I gotta schedule bro, cuz I don't know I gotta schedule some shit with you, but I'm down
I need to get to champ bro. The second I hit champ I'm giving off this game
What's your rank right now? What's your rank? Like a gold 2 or some shit. We should be quitting when you've got champ? Yeah, why?
Yo wrote to bro
Fuck it
Damn, but just uh
fucking if you want to go tomorrow let me know because I have screams coming up
this week
thank you thank you for that those C4 spots for all those people
I have a great night bro I love you I love you
What is that?
Yo turn
Because like the sound in this game is so fucking bad
So bad it sounds like he's on the right here
bro
Bro, I don't know I've been in the game for how many hours will I have on steam bro?
I have 28.5 hours
I have 28.5 hours. I have 28.5 hours.
Rematch him, bro. I don't want to rematch him. His aim is perfect. It's not fun. It's like a horror movie. You just die instantly.
His aim is perfect. His aim is perfect, bro. I don't want to ever play him again.
You die instantaneously every round.
You die instantaneously.
You don't even get to see him.
You just die instantly.
You actually die instantly.
If he learns the game, he can actually become a pro.
Like actually become a pro.
His aim is perfect.
He doesn't miss.
Oh, I don't feel, I'm just, I'm scared that he's never gonna-
His aim is perfect.
He doesn't miss.
He doesn't miss.
miss. Your ego guy you killed you should have banned thorn. Yeah I agree bro. When it was
4-0 I didn't even ban it up just because of ego. And then I ended up losing the thorn
5 times so yeah it's my fault. I already know it's my fault man. I already know. That
timing actually drove me off of a cliff. It is what it is guys. I'm not getting
I'm not hosting a 1v1. I'm good. I'm good, bro. I'm not gonna get the score. Hey, I want to die. I don't wanna watch that. I want to die. I want to die.
Bro, bro, bro. I want to die. I don't wanna host that. Bro. Maybe tomorrow I want to die in GTA. Like I don't wanna host a 1v1.
I don't mean I already saw POV of him instantly had trying to me every round yeah in GTA
Yeah, in GTA. I want to die. I don't want to be one. I'm good, bro
I should have won that game. It was 4 to 0 my ego and my horrible mental stability lost me the game
That's all that it is bro period. I should have won that game. My ego was too high
I didn't ban thorn died to thorn every round
It is what it is, bro. I should have won that game and I let it slip away. It is what it is, man. GG's.
Bro, like I'm sorry. Our goat is washed? It's not that man. His aim is perfect. Like guys,
I'm not dying to like some new player. Like this guy does not miss. Do you want to watch? Do you
Do you want to see how I'm dying?
Like I'm not dying, this is not a controller player.
This is a God!
Like I'm not...
Brother, do you want to see how I'm dying?
What do you know what you do?
No, no, no, it's time.
All right, taking them out, taking side,
walking out of the snap head shot.
Dad, next round.
Last round of the game.
Watch the last round of the game.
Our goat is washed.
Yo, bro, he's on 500 frames.
He doesn't miss.
He's on 7,000 frames.
He doesn't miss.
What do you want me to do?
If somebody literally first bullet a headshot of me, GG go next.
If I get first bullet a headshot of GG go next.
It doesn't matter how many hours I have in the game.
If the first bullet out of his clip is a headshot at head level, GG go next.
It doesn't matter, I'm not gonna win that. I'm not ever gonna win that, bro.
It's not if his game works. Oh because I have more hours?
Is my head made of metal now? No! My head, I thought I could get him out of that.
He had shot me instantly every round.
Instantly.
Four rounds and he probably shot me. Not a good shot. Pro shot!
Defenders, protect your bombs from being defeated.
Let's watch, bro. Let's watch.
And yeah, I should have banned for him.
It's not gonna change his aim.
His aim's still the same. That doesn't matter.
Bro...
I played so hard, I was gonna have to watch this.
I played so hard, I was gonna have to watch this.
Jawad, I was down 4-0, and then I did a 7-4 comeback, 7 rounds in a row. He's tweaking, bro. I feel bad.
Come good, man.
Like yeah, I'm sure I could win or what it's like I just it's not even fun when every time you beat somebody you die
It's like I have to turn into Magnus Carlson to get around off this guy if I take gunfire through them out with maybe one
maybe one
This round was great this round was fun
well
bro stop guys bro Muda's never getting a collab at this point well that's what I
don't want bro Jixi's my friend bro that I actually laugh with him when I do
streams bro I don't want him to get mad at me bro I don't want to get mad at me
bro I don't want to be mad at me bro bro I actually love Jixi like I laugh
with him bro stream hours go by fast because I love him bro
The play against like if I peek him, I'm dead
Period period. It's that simple. I'm dead if I peek him
But I have to literally turn him to like a gene gifts to catch the style cars
Is that an impressive shot is that an impressive shot I don't get it. Oh, maybe that was a fluke shot, right?
I
Impressive
Like that's normal
Let's go to the last out of the game my personal favorite
Last out of the game. I'm like all right. I'm gonna do is try to haven't done yet
I'm gonna just rush at it catch him off guard caught him off guard shot him
Previves me your first bullet head shotters. Yeah, it's hard to aim on console, bro
watch this crowd watch the shot let me let me know what you want me to do about
this let me know what you want me to do
god should have been this fucking operator oh my god my ego is way too big
it was four zero I said I don't even need to ban anything I don't even need
to ban anything that's what I said it's what I said I said I didn't need to
anything and then I lose the game to thorn four times it's like it's like a
sitcom oh it's funny because if the game was three to one I probably would have
been for but my ego is just too big well I have such a big ego I feel you're
I'm very hating shoot him he's 70 HP oh but you know only thing I can do there
because mind you he's on PC with perfect aim on a mouse and he has peakers
advantage with 500 frames the only way to avoid death there is to not peek or to
prone and I should have prone but it's like you see what I mean I have to be
Magnus Carlson either I can't fight him. Do you see that shot?
What do you want me to do? What do you want me to do, bro?
Literally, what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do?
My chance I'm shot
My chat. I'm on controller my chat saying I'm cheating W. She's like a mom not cheating
He has 28 hours? Oh wait, you're right. He has 28 hours. I should have survived that.
You're right, bro. Dude, you're right. He has 28 hours. Oh my god. I should have survived
that. Yes, no, yes, you're right. He has 28 hours on the game.
But as you say, I'm cheating.
Bro, we could do a full, like, analysis if they want.
Like, tell them, like, download something I might...
28 hours on the game. Like, are you gonna go through your whole life
and literally just be stupid your entire life?
Bro, it doesn't matter if he has one hour. Do you see that shot?
There's nothing anyone can do about that.
He's pre-firing at head level with Pika's Advantage and First Prometary.
Are you stupid?
Oh, he's 28 hours. No big deal. I should have like matrix dodge the bullets. Bro, they're
saying like a perfect shot. That's a perfect shot. That's a perfect shot, bro. It doesn't
matter. Could I have won the game? Sure. Did I play like shit towards the end of that game
when I was tilted? Sure. With my ego too big to ban Thor 100% should have banned
Thor. At the end of the day, this guy's name is perfect. I like it doesn't cool.
I could have won. This guy's name is perfect. Like if he actually learns the game, he could
become a pro in like two years. Like, bro, his name is perfect. Literally perfect. Perfect.
Like, it doesn't matter how many hours he has. I'm dying instantly. On my screen, you
want to know what I see? Because remember, pizza van is right. On my screen, I'm just
I'm just dead. No time to act just dead. His aim is perfect. It doesn't matter, bro. It doesn't matter how many how new he is to the game.
His aim is perfect, bro. It doesn't mean anything.
It's probably the most matter I've ever been playing this game. Probably the most matter I've ever been.
But yeah bro, I'm off man, Muda's the greatest level 90 of all time and his aim's perfect.
And I'll never peak daddy again, I'll never peak daddy Muda again, I literally died instantly
Don't be like that bro, don't be like that bro. No, bro
No, bro, no
Bro
Bro, uh, Jinxy you didn't even have to bro, you didn't even have to bro.
you
I mean, I don't know bro like should I just give him space I
Just don't I just don't want him to be mad at me bro because I actually do love him bro like genuine. I swear to God, bro
I just don't want him to be mad at me, bro. That's it. That's it, bro. I don't care
I just don't want to be mad at me, bro
Why do I feel bad because bro like if I was in his position and I played Valorant and like someone with one week
Got on and like beat me. I'd get pretty mad, bro. I'd be pretty mad
And me and him have like big egos, bro. I won't lie. So I'd like to week out bro. I
Swear to God I have like fucking how many hours I even have bro. I have like 28.5 hours, bro
I'm gonna FaceTime him off stream again, too. I think he's just tilted. I'm gonna FaceTime him, bro
Yeah, I don't know bro
It's 69 69 subs
Bro, you know what's crazy though chat
Bro, I'm not gonna lie chat. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro
When I was chat when the score was down bro chat when the score was down when the chat was down
Okay, when I was down for oh, I was like, you know what bro?
I think I'm just giving them like I think I'm just like I think I'm just like giving them like
like too much space bro so but also I get in my head a lot bro like yeah I just get
in my head a lot bro he's mad at the game and himself not at you don't worry too much
man yeah but I hope so bro because I value our relationship more bro like fuck the subs
and fuck everything else
Bro, I don't even know, bro
Let me see, what is this?
That's the same in the world!
Oh my god.
When did her shirt come off?
Well, Jixi's the boy.
I love Jixi, right?
I actually love Jixi.
Like, I actually love Jixi, bro.
I actually love Jixi, bro.
Like, I actually love Jixi, bro.
Like, I actually love Jixi, bro.
Yo.
Yo, that reaction time is- Yo, how do you even kill that though, won't you, one sec?
Bro, that's- that's crazy.
Best aim in the world! Best aim! Best aim!
Oh, I actually love Jixi, I actually love Jixi, bro.
My cause!
When did her shirt come off?
Bro.
Oh, Jixi, I actually love you, bro.
Bro, I hope he's okay, bro. I hope he's good, bro. I hope he's good.
I hope he's good. I'm gonna I'm gonna literally blow his phone up. I'm literally going to blow his fucking phone up
Yeah, so that he's ghosting you. Let me call stop stop. Don't say that. Let me call Senna real quick
Senna owes me an apology by the way
Senna owes me an apology
Senna owes me an apology
Senna owes me an apology, bro
Sinoza Sinoza apology where is she? Is she extreme? She ran away. She ran away
Why is my chest it no sit up? Hold on apology right now
Apology right now
Excuse me. I didn't pull you said that Jixie was gonna shit on me
And then I was ready to pay a hundred gifted you doubted me
It's sorry first of all, do you always yell at all the women that you ever talk about?
Wow, I'm a very ill misogyny
Really really really really I'm just saying I'm calling it. Okay
I do want to say
objectively based on my reasoning
You did lose to me and think he's a thing me and she's dual by the way
So you can understand my reasoning however however
Are you are you are you sniffing what I'm putting down?
And all I'm saying is
It would be nice to hear I'm sorry I doubted you
That's all you can actually hear more than that because I reacted to the entire match
and I was actually we by entire chat we were all like what the fuck.
I can't even lie to you.
You did you did that shit is actually is actually W alright alright.
Listen to that sit up take care yourself.
You know thank you.
Hold on.
What are you going to say like wow so now I'm so proud of what you learned and
you did good today too.
Did you win? Because I was practicing while you guys were playing. I didn't watch. I was practicing.
Wait, you didn't see?
No, I was practicing.
Did you do good too? Did we do good? Did we do good today? Did we do good today?
Yes, yes, yes. Not only did I win, I also, I got like some crazy shots that I did not know.
And even then, Sketch stopped giving the control to Marlon because they were losing so much.
And then, and then I remember when he predicted it was going to be seven to two.
Yeah.
That was the ending score except I was the seven
Damn, so we did good. We did good
We we did it except for you. You didn't do good when it was me and jakey
But we did good in our own individual matches. I mean, hey, I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you
I'm proud of you got a hundred gifted them
Yeah, I did. Did you know to get this? Yes after I put my hundred gifted
I got a hundred if you are out a hundred give to those who even out but I'm up a hundred gifted so
Right, right
Okay, well enjoy the rest of your evening. Yeah, you too. Take care. Have an amazing night
Also, uh, you're four at the big
All right, what is this clip let's react to this clip
No, what no no no no no no, JX is actually tweaking!
Bro, JX is actually tweaking in this, what happened bro?
I didn't see this bro.
Ah, she loved JX bro.
Ah, she loved JX bro.
Chad is it a bad idea to call him off-stream and like clear things up or is it bad should I just give him a space?
Is it bad to call him off-stream?
Like should I call him here? This is a better question. You know Gucci. You're literally a Gucci. You're a mod, right?
Gucci, you know this guy every day Gucci
Is it okay if I call him off-stream and try to like like just make sure he's good?
Is that a good thing or should I just give him a space?
Cuz boy, I genuinely don't know if he's mad or not, bro. I actually don't know
Yo Gucci, are you doing like an ad segment right now?
All right, but he's good
Anyway, let's watch this clip
Okay, I'm rebal I'm all right. I need to rewash this entire pod. I need to rewash this entire pod
I need to re-watch this entire VOD, bro.
I need to re-watch this entire VOD.
It's sketch, re-kill.
How was he feeling when he was up 4 by the way, chat?
How does that one do when I have a fear?
Chat, how was he when he was up 4-0 by the way, chat?
MoodaFuckU 80% of Jinx's chat lost their channel point.
No, I remember bro. I remember it before the one of you one started bro Jinxies like
Mods what a prediction everyone vote on me
But all of your voting points on me. It was a hundred and eighty million to thirty million
It was a hundred eighty million to thirty million
Actually, bro, it was two hundred and sixteen million fucking fail
I wonder how many people go drop a one in the chat if you lost all your points
Drop a one in the chat if you lost
Oh my god, bro, all right, bro, I'm going through this entire pod.
I need to see his reaction, bro.
But there was a point in time where I didn't talk to my stream for like the whole game
Chow when I was down 0 4 chat when I was down 0 4 chat when I was when I was down 0 4
I didn't say a single word to the entire game
But I literally didn't say a single word. I literally had to like lost the fuck in bro from 0 4 to 7 4
That's a little bit though
It's lit.
Good night.
Welcome to Rainbow Chess!
Goryby with the Gio and I Love You Not.
I'm a 5'7O and it'll like destroy his spirit.
Good night. Welcome to Rainbow Six Eight! Bro, if I have 7 O'Hem, it'll like destroy
his spirit.
No PSMDS with the tier 11, QT with tier 11, D with the prom I love you, Gordy with the prom I love you, Mowdy with the tier 11 I love you, Potato with the prom I love you, Burgy RL with the tier 11 I love you, I had sex with my brother with the tier 11 I love you bro, thank you so much, God bless you.
Hey, my name is Selena and I wanted to say you look very good today mood after winning that 1v1
We should go on a date
Bro Selena chill out bro
Besides a booty like
Leisure we need a water I need to be watched entire 1v1 bro. I'm not in my room. It's papered up
We need a little really we need a little really rewatch this entire one
Really really really really
Wait, he was getting columns from chat too.
I was an emo only.
I was an emo only.
He better hope you win.
Wait, actually it was me.
Warden.
If he wasn't having a child kid, yeah, because I don't think he would.
He wouldn't cheat, bro.
He would never.
I promise to God on everything I love you that's the last thing you would do.
3-0.
Fuck.
Fuck inside it's over.
I look you should have banned for him.
Banned 2 thugs Marcus.
Two piss likes.
Wait chat how does he have no recoil?
Like what is that?
Why does he have no recoil bro?
Why does he have no recoil?
Chat, who's his favorite operator so I can ban it?
Jinxy
So yeah, he was just like walking the they were just walking me down
Another hard of gifted.
Another hard of gifted.
That's the good old stoppin' attack.
You just jump and drown.
So that's the good ol' stoppin' uh, tech, you just jump a drone, and then they get all
scared and shoot the drone and then you just run at them.
I should've got closer to the door before I did it though, uh, wait, what was I gonna
ban?
What was I gonna ban?
I was gonna ban something good, I forgot.
Because, um, what is that?
Yeah, so he like, fucks on me for like four rounds in a row.
He's got to be off his drones and he
But you can't kill from these angles why would he even hold this angle I'm confused I would just run by though
I threw one ford to scare him into the corner and he ran into the other one
the artic over the 10 gifted at the odd WDR in the chat the other 10 gift that I appreciate
You're the noise and panic and then this is where it starts bro
Yo, let's get the billion gifted bro, I mean God bless and brah. I hope it gets a million more
Yo, I ace and goose things that you're one
Hey ace ace and goose things that you're one gifted
Crazy elite 21 with the two one. I love you. Thank you. God bless you. Thank you
Oh, by the way, I don't know if I missed any subs, bro.
If I missed any subs chat, I want to say I love you, bro.
Yo, we're three off 7000.
Mild clean with the term I love you.
Can you sneak you with the crime I love you?
Thank you.
All right, let's have it, see.
Imagine we were to play when he could cut names, bro.
I would have made it in, like, 20 times.
I
Love you guys, bro. Thank you guys. I love you bro. He's gonna stick with the basics here. I
Love you, bro. God bless you guys, bro. Generally seven thousand a lot, bro. Thank you guys. God bless you, bro
I love you genuinely. I love you. Thank you. God bless all of you, bro. God bless all of you. I love you
Thank you God bless you God bless you guys God bless you guys God bless you guys
You ran out of sight right away
Lazy eyes in cute the prime. I love you. God bless you
I knew I heard him, but I drove the wrong way I could have done wider back
and
This is where it started bro, and this is where it started. I don't feel you was gonna do that. All right now. Let's just see bro
This is where you stop to give him space yes Johnny I agree chat
I don't know if you guys go back to my Vod bro, but as I'm 0-4. I'm like I'm like boy chat fuck this
I'm done giving him space. I'm just gonna ego child everything
And that's what happened
I don't know that was open I forgot to make that rotation oh my god
he played that so bad that he got side control he just sprinted in he thought I went like
I'm up deep side
Alright, and then he's like, you know what? I'm up too slow
Bro by the way chat by the way it's thorn one shot like that fucking thing bro that what that fucking thing that let that thing that can one tap you is that is that does that one tap you
If you're close to it, yes
His aim is just gross, I mean it's not that I can do that.
Yo did y'all like this play by the way?
Yo be honest with me, chat be honest with me.
Do y'all like this play?
When I run through the gas, bro.
I run through the gas, bro.
I run through the gas, bro.
I run through the gas.
I run through the gas, bro.
Yo!
You be him seven rounds in a row? Yes, bro. Yeah
What the fuck I know I know
People were calling you a cheater issue, bro. I know they still are they still are
Wait that is I mean the last game was kind of crazy. I can't lie, bro
I was like I was down before and then I won seven in a row after
That's fucking insane. Did you guys wait you're what we did a hundred gifted?
He wanted to do 200 gifted, but I did a hundred you're up like you're up a fucking bat since yesterday, bro
Bro, I just he's not a type of person to get mad at you, right?
Well, I'm like just rewatching it right now, bro. I'm just fucking yeah, do you want to rewatch it?
We can really I'm literally on the fourth three. You want to stream or do you try to rewatch my
You can you can screen share yours
Yeah, it's great show you on discord
I can watch for you
Bro, what's up bro?
Okay, where do you want to start?
Yeah, I just saw from the beginning
Okay
One time I'll take a piss, alright?
Yeah, I'll go like a
I don't know how he got so good so fast bro, I don't know bro he might be cheating bro I don't know bro
He's just a goat bro I can't lie. Holy shit, don't be such a jerk right now bro. What the fuck he's nasty bro
You have located a bomb
I mean it is Oregon you know when we were the one we wanted him on
Shelly was way harder see that's just that's like that's just game sense right
there bro that's just game sense right there bro one down six four to go for
this no way he beat Bolo if Bolo was trying guys I'm gonna be honest it's
not even possible for a level 8 you knew that you said you beat Richie as well
that doesn't make any sense though doesn't make any sense because Bolo's like a pro
Yeah
Now he has a change I guess a little like as soon as he learns the leading like how to like jiggle a corner like it might be game after that
It's kind of crazy
Yo
Yeah, yo, bro. I have 28 hours
It's the Washington. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8 hours is crazy.
I have 28 hours, bro.
I have 28 hours.
What the fuck?
So, bro, low key.
He's like dog shitting on me, bro.
I'm not even gonna lie.
I was dying by shit.
I didn't even know you could die by.
The first round, that was just all fucking game sense,
bro.
That's just like map knowledge.
Yeah, I don't have any of that.
And then he hits me with C4 here.
I lose again.
Yeah.
See first, but no. Okay, yeah. He was...
He was playing like a pussy.
Welcome to Rainbow Six Eight!
Bro, if I 7-0 him, it'll like destroy his spirit.
Bro, by the way, he's...
Jigsie 10th, his aim is like Prime Stompin'.
Bro!
Alright.
He's like, um...
He was like, uh...
Alright.
He's like...
He's like...
For a foreshadow, he's like, it's funny if I 7-0 him, and then I ended up 7-0 him.
I'm like, reverse 7-0 him.
Crash talk with the 10 gift that I love you. God bless you. I love you. Thank you
He was target banning I didn't even know that was a thing I had emo only on
I didn't know I didn't know that's what we were doing
Oh, you're right, essentially.
I can have a C4 and a 2nd insurance.
Somebody just runs me down these rounds, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
He runs me down.
Look, I'm giving him so much space, I feel like.
Did he just nade your traps?
Yeah, yeah.
He would nade it, and then he'd run by, and then, like...
Well, I was still playing nervous.
Like, I was like...
I'm gonna ban Thorn on defense.
bro snakes not in a bad band at all snakes not a bad band at all bro yeah
he's actually banning all your ops bro that's actually so funny bro like they
thought that's such a free win yesterday in the 2v2 and then you pull up and you
shut on him seven rounds in a row so they were both what happened was both of
the what happened was um what happened was deal he beat me in a 2v2 with me
and sketch versus him and Senna and then I had to pay a hundred gifted and as you
know what bro I'm down a fucking 1v1 and then we won the one
I
Was sketch terrible or sketch was asked but it was sketching more than broke
Shit sketching more than
Yeah, bro
Like obviously I'm gonna play smart. I'm not gonna sit there and swing somebody on a mouse
That's why I like Siege, because it actually takes brain cells a lot of time.
This guy's not a playing Dorn, because he knows, bro.
Bro, he was locked in, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
He was sweating, bro.
He got me going.
Dorn might be the best, like, one-way operator, nah.
Wait, why would he do that?
Why didn't he, like, think I'll fight and run past it?
I don't know, bro.
He bought it out.
He bought it out.
He's gotta be pissed.
I just ripped his drum.
He's got to be pissed. I just ripped his drum.
Bro this map is so H to attack too. Like it's just the war ways.
Bro you're gonna see some place, I want you to be honest bro. I think I was actually tweaking.
I think I was actually going crazy. After I lose this round, I start going crazy.
Low key.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, I see it.
Chad, do you guys want me to skip to my rounds or no?
Just play this entire thing.
We can react. We can react. We're good.
Alright, alright, alright.
We can fast forward to their rounds after this.
Okay.
Forgot about the best angle of the game.
Yeah, nice. Be ready to take it. Thank you, bro.
He's so fucked. He gave me both of his drones and he has no way of getting inside.
Cause if he walks in he's just gonna hit the phone.
And then I started saving my drones after this bro.
Bro, I actually have flow state. I'm not gonna lie. I actually have flow state bro.
Oh, you were just like turning your drones out, was it?
Yeah, I was trolling my drones.
Um, and I just wasn't playing good bro. I was giving them all the space in the world.
Bro drones are so important this game by the way like this so important. I mean
Yeah, especially now when we won as well like you have info all the time where they are
Look at the angles. It's a holy bro. This guy's long. No, he was locked in bro. He was locked in
Yeah, you have to walk in here with no info. It's fucking terrible
Let's see
I
Someone like I said use a hand cam next time weirdo
Bro, what I think I'm cheating just because you think a ball pro like what I
Saw it. Yeah, I see anybody. Let's watch the match. I saw that I saw that that was the last round chat. That's the last one
Yeah, I threw one for him to scare him into the corner and he ran to the other one
The odd thing over to ten gifted at the Rw br in the chat
This is where the fucking yeah, this is where I threw a foreign on the couch
Because I knew when it triggered he would run to the other corner and that's why I had the other four in there
Does my band even matter bro, I'm just gonna someone in the chat someone in the chat said this is the last time we saw Jix
You happy today
His aim is crazy chat that's been
Yeah, captain with a five. Thank you, bro. I love you appreciate you
Crazy game knowledge, bro, that's the oldest trick in the book with form. It's actually broken
You space them out intentionally so they run from one and run into another about even knowing it
Because they just have you tried playing comp and valorant or not
Come in. I don't even come
Have you tried like
I don't want to know. I'm like I want to be a streamer. Yeah, you should
Yeah, he just took me and broke it.
She spun him there.
I would have made it like 20 times.
I think I'm just gonna stick with the basics here.
I didn't even ban anything.
Just go, state names.
Yeah, he didn't ban thorn.
He said he didn't need to ban thorn or something like that.
Alright, bro.
As much shit gets crazy
We'll operate the decline this one deep end for me entire time. I did it back to war. No, he didn't dance or what?
So here he drones I run up on him kill him I
Knew I heard him when I drove the wrong way I could have drawn whiter that
This is what you said yesterday bro, just walk it down bro.
Yeah literally, literally, literally.
So now it's 1, 4.
Yo by the way bro, after I got my, after I was down 0, 4 I stopped talking.
I didn't say a single word for like the whole 1v1.
Yeah, just locked it.
That was long, bro that was so nice.
Alright chat, sorry, I'll stop skipping chat, you guys literally just wanna see the whole
mod chat, y'all literally just wanna see the whole mod.
You're actually a bot if you think he doesn't start scripting in these rounds.
He did the same thing as Bola just watched the bot.
Any of you go motherfuckers, all people.
I know, bro.
Oh, it's a skill, chat.
It's just like, when you play battle in the CS, you just learn how to get to the CS.
Okay?
Just understanding how CS works.
That's it.
Trust.
people are convinced you're cheating
i know bro i know it's bad
holy fuck that's crazy
i mean you got this guy playing smoke shotgun against you bro like
so he was full trine right?
yeah yeah bro 100%
alright
yeah so i knew he was to the right because i cleared sight of my drone so i ran right in
Yeah, bro, like, slash, bro, someone said you made so many people mad, what are the
chances that I see your address on my Twitter timeline?
BOOGOOSHEEE
Oh my god, why did he do that? Why did he sprint in?
Nasty flick incoming. You got a crazy flick coming in.
Bro, they're like, I just started literally aim-bottling. Like literally aim-bottling, bro.
Ah, shit, there it is, chat, there it is, bro.
Bro, why did he sprint in, man?
So I knew why is president and girl is because I heard him not on site and I drone to make sure so I just ran on site my pistol
He played that so bad that it caught me off guard if I would have just not walked in trophy
I would have just had a free kill. He ran into my smoke
Hard-o thinking prime modify the game back this year all flow state type shit. Yeah, never like it actually I
Also lift like the free as such out of that was just a pleasure
that's the best now yeah I had his back turned to me he was lost I don't know what
he was doing
well you should see what he plays bro he goes downstairs oh my god but you're
gonna you're gonna see some crazy shit bro is this wrong no no no no it's
next round
Why'd he paint red like bro, is he like shitting himself bro? He was tripping bro, like
So after I got bought after it was for four I can sense he was scared
But I smelt it with my big-ass fucking nose, bro
but when the store was full of full I fucking knew what that would knock you over
fucking do it well you get a rocket thing to what the fuck yeah I am I'm
working on games you get a problem really good at like the only games I've ever
played I'm good at I'm good at rock league and get a Val CS rainbow apex
apex admitted to masters not Fred or what's the one below masters what's the
one ball masters chat it's masters right black enemies is kind of dead
because people who just have like aim assist
Did you like keep refilling the traps as well here?
Well people are on Twitter, yeah I am, I see, that was one time.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
I
Got him to fall for the exact trick I wanted him to and he just flex on my head
His name is actually gross Wow
Well I
Mean that I need to see how he like
Because you if you play the same off I
Yeah, it was low he like I just heard you know adapting like boy he was he was I was just like swinging like oh
This is the point where it goes. This is the point. Well
This is where he lost it. This is where he lost it, bro
I wish you see my POV on here, bro
Like I don't even know if this is a good player or dumb play
Check if someone get the clip of this round from my POV please.
Well, you're gonna trip split.
From my POV chat.
So the shotgun like crazy in this game?
Yes, yes. Close range you won't top everyone.
and
even basement where he was like
you got a bug
he was thinking he had to like switch it on
yeah what does that mean what does that mean but he goes basement by the way like is he trying
He, no the top floor bomb site is like low key the best one but like he just felt like he couldn't get any answers
I guess so you just have to change it up
So
If Hamilton's Ferrari had Muda's nose he would be an eight-time champion. Bye man!
Oh my god!
Goodbye, on course location bomb.
I
Know I know but but watch what I do you need to be pushed it is door. Yeah, I pushed it a small
I pushed it was gas well
Yes, yes yes
Because I knew he was just going to waste time
I looked at the clock and I knew he was just going to do this bro
I just knew he was going to do it
I looked at the time and I saw 50 seconds like fuck
Cause I had to do something
Oh my god, for the Sombate?
Oh, okay.
Bro, everything was perfect.
So I'm in sight now.
I'm in sight now, bro.
Oh, my timing is so...
Not ever! Holy shit, he's blessed by God!
This guy's gonna beat me! My timing is so bad!
My timing is so bad!
Oh my god!
Bro, you slow walked up all the way up. No fucking clue, bro.
Yeah, bro.
This was my movie, was it my movie?
Yeah, let's see.
No, no.
I didn't know it was bro.
I didn't know he was in that corner with a Samcuse or social media tweeting.
And now he's just tweaking bro.
Now he's just...
Holy shit he's blessed by God!
He's destined to be me!
My timing is so bad!
My timing is so bad!
Oh my God!
He's tweaking up now.
Yeah, but now he's just tweaking, bro.
He's tweaking.
Yeah.
Shoes and...
Okay.
Runs into site like a...
You have to go 1-8.
Hold on.
I don't like explaining it.
Jigsie played it perfectly, bro.
Sometimes people are just blessed to win.
He played it perfectly, bro.
He's gonna fucking come.
I like to run these ways.
Alright.
That's disgusting.
That's actually fucking disgusting.
And now he's just tweaking girl
Some people are just destined to win
It's like alright, and then he's back sir to me and I miss a headshot
Then the other round he runs into sight
Which is like the worst possible play, but it worked of course just pure timing yet again. I've had a timing twice this game
Bro so far I have Bolo Richie and Jinxia 1v1 right now
That's actually insane. You're actually like like them important
I know, I'm gonna finish this off soon.
Bro, the R6 Collapses are actually hella fun.
They are, they're nice.
I think people have been enjoying playing Siege as well.
Yeah, yeah, it's been fun.
Streamers in general, yeah.
I just still can't believe that the Bolo was closer to this though. It was 7-6.
Yeah, whatever the max it goes to, he was one below me.
Yeah, I don't know he was like tripping bro, but once it hits 4-4 bro, he actually starts
raging.
Let's see, I mean bro, the last round I can tell they've gotten a little frustrated, let's
watch.
Let's see what he does.
Why don't you break that by the way?
uh it's just like a tuck in a corner deeper like that the table is blocking
them so your name is the anomaly double you all rail
they trap yeah
damn what the f*** is that what the f*** is that my spoi who am i playing
I'm not even getting what I said, that's a TILTER bro, that's a fucking TILTER bro.
This is maybe the worst luck I've ever had in my life.
What is this, I just can't find shit about that, I just can't find shit about it.
I've got timing to- Oh by the way bro, I tab out to go mute the alerts bro, I'm
I'm getting spammed with alerts, look, mid round bro!
You have pts on as well?
Yes bro, everything's on.
So I go, I disable it, tab back in, I don't know where he is, I panic through the thorn.
You're crazy!
I didn't think that would help, aww!
You're such a son of a-
He got to your shots on me.
What?
He's got to your kill me twice actually blown away like this is maybe the worst luck I've ever had in my life
I'm actually blown away
I've gotten timing twice then and he's just hitting God to your shots on me
He's got to your kill me twice
Yes, yeah
I mean GG you win why is it saying GG you win though when he's only down one
I mean the last one I'm gonna kill him
his aim's perfect I can't push topidou I just got him
He's not even taking the message.
The thing I love about Jaycee bro is me and him.
I don't know if it's like bats or like this bro,
but I have like the same ego as him bro.
So I get how like, bro, I just get how like,
bro losing makes you want to kill yourself.
So I try my hardest not to lose.
It's not even about the gifted,
it's just about losing bro.
Holy archer, my god.
I think after this thought they just starts losing it because then you're one point off
of winning I mean it's it's like if I'm jinxing I'm thinking like oh shit you got like one
3 rounds, 3 rounds, 3 rounds, but when it's 4-4, when it's 4-4 and you win the next one, then it's like, oh fuck, like you know what I'm saying?
Like when you're up on him bro, that's just like, when he's fucking stuck, but...
Yeah, he's just speaking.
He's out here on it, is he crouching up wide or something?
Bro, you're also cutting noise very well bro, like if you're making any fucking noise.
Yeah bro, I'm...
I'm literally locked in here bro, I swear.
Like literally flow bro, like flow.
I didn't see this one.
I obviously forgot.
I blacked out bro.
I don't even know how I killed him in this round.
I didn't see it.
What did I do this round chat?
My chat's tweaking about this kill.
I don't know why.
Oh my god, yes
Yeah, oh boy, shit, yo
I didn't see that pull, I didn't see that pull, what round is that, what round is that?
4-5, 4-5, 4-5
I didn't see that round
Bro, so, yo, so I bait him with the drone, I bait him with the drone, bro
I bait him with the drone
That's where I did the shot
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
He was missing himself so fast.
Wait, what the fuck?
Why bait him with the drone?
I swear on my life on everything I love.
So my plan was I was going to bait him with my drone
and why'd somebody go for the one tap?
What am I doing what am I doing do I have autism or what choice actually boys actually
Oh
He's the best player of all time
I guess I'm just
Like boy do you look at my side problem? They just breathing I'm trying to breathe
My heart rate is so fast and my hands are shaking so I'm literally just like trying to say like say flow
to do is sit in the corner and I win. Why am I moving? I forgot I'm playing against
G.O.D. God. I died instantly. He doesn't just shoot me. He headshots me instantly every
round. Holy fuck, it's over. Well, 4 O.D. in the 6 unanswered rounds. 3 perfect headshots.
timing deaths well I didn't see this rage but he was speaking on the actual
priority now I'm not gonna play well when I'm pissed it's never gonna happen I
mean if it's not an organ I win but it's like alright whatever I'm just
getting instantly snap head shot at every fucking round this is actually
fucking annoying like snap head shot is mad right now he's like tweaking right
He's like mad like this isn't clip for this is mad
What
I mean it's a hit him crush now a little bit
Missed the five
Do I like giving people wins or something?
Oh my God!
It's not rocket science.
It's not rocket science.
The only way I lose that round is by doing what I did.
It's the only way.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
I'm actually... I'm actually...
Oh my God, but he's actually abusing this pulse right now.
I'm lost six straight rounds.
Two timings, three parodic shots.
That round was a straight up sell.
That round was a straight up...
Blame if you just want to let me...
...sell.
Was it
Yeah, this is like your best map right now, right? Yeah, I don't know anything else bro because it's like the 1v1 map
No, that's the main fucking so why does he pause timer here?
Bacon select this character
He's the host taking the whatever I guess
His name is perp like what?
of any level 89 in the history of his game.
I'm terrified to even peek the door.
I'm not chained.
I die every time.
This shot was even this is the one that pissed him off the most like bro
I was at least some crazy. He's like two pro league shots, bro
Spoi if you thought there those two were pro league shots, but where you're going to see it actually tweaks the fuck out
We actually tweaks
You didn't hear him sledge in there. No, no completely surprised, bro. I'm still putting down like you tell
No, I didn't hear shit bro
That's good rain. No, that is good rain. That is good rain. What the fuck now you went crazy
Bro, because I remember I was I was in the middle of practice
And then I checked this score after and then I seen fucking you're asking me a bunch of questions
For help and shit and then you know, I checked out the stream
I went live and then everyone's like, bro, he beat fucking Jinxie like seven four
Like what that ass? Yeah, like fun real, bro
You hear me, oh
The thing is why I knew he was I knew he'd be mad to me so I was like
I didn't even want a shit talker to do anything, but I just want to keep it calm, bro
Like literally literally you know you hear me say like yo, I got lucky. I got lucky
I
You have the best game I've ever seen in my life, bro
It is well GG. I mean you raise is perfect
You don't even you even like missing for you is like hitting in the neck
We shot show us the show is your kill on the last round as well. My feel me. Yeah, that's a check
It's someone send me a
Who has the link or as the who has the clip for the line?
That doesn't look that bad though Chad, that doesn't look sus, I don't think that looks
sus.
That's a f***ing, that's a sick as f***ing prefire by the way, that's how you pick that
guy, you put your prefire in shit, that's crazy.
Really?
Yes.
Holy s***, snaps on his head in replay.
Yeah, it's just good aim, bro. Like what do you all mean, bro?
That's what I heard, so that's why I stopped. I heard something, I guess.
I mean, this is just you, like...
Bro, Gucci, Gucci, like the Jixi Monies, like he's like, but on 0.25 stars, let me see.
No, it is a perfect flick. I'm not gonna lie, it is a perfect flick.
Look.
Yeah, you even overflicked a little bit, bro, huh?
That shit's fine.
This is just pre-aiming.
This is like pre-aiming a quarter in battle or something.
It's the same shit.
This right here.
Yo, that shit nasty.
Dude, now you're fucking...
You're fucking...
Bro, oh my god, bro.
Wow.
Holy shit.
I mean...
That's crazy.
Now, you're actually insane, bro.
I'm actually losing against you if I won one you bro.
Stop, stop, stop bro, stop.
Alright bro, I'm going to go choke her up and I'll catch you later yeah.
Take care bro, I love you bro.
Alright take care bro, I love you too, take care love you.
Stop, stop, stop.
Ah man, I mean GGs, um, hey, um, bro I mean GGs bro, listen man.
I
Cheese bro, honestly bro my I don't even know bro like
I don't know bro Chad bro lately
I don't even know I feel like I don't even know what's happening
But my life has been a blur the last month bro
But I genuinely from the bottom of my heart bro. I say thank y'all bro for watching me bro because
But I feel like we all like there's there's a lot of people bro that have a lot of like
Like like talent bro like my talent is I'm like really funny, but I'm also really really good at video games, bro
I literally spent more time like I don't know if it's like a loser thing to admit this bro
I don't know if it's a loser can this say it if it is it is
But when I was four years old I bought my parents bought me an Xbox 360 and ever since
Hey will Halo 3 four years old to now I've been spending like eight hours playing video games, bro
eight hours every single day, bro basically eight hours every so like
Bro, I've literally played every game bro. So that's why when you guys say like Muda
How are you gonna every game like bro Rocky League GC out peak at GC when I used to play it every day
Champ I didn't play that game a lot. Um
CS Val Call of Duty like Rob's gonna every game because I literally have no life, bro
But anyway, bro listen
Holy squeaker. I know my voice is high pitch, bro. What do you want me to do?
Anyway, bro, my eyes are literally bloodshot red. I have literally been streaming like 11 hours every day for the last month
I'm losing my mind. I haven't had sex or goon in like a month brown
But anyway, bro, listen man life is good, bro
I'm so happy bro that Jinxie is giving me a shot. You truly are the chosen one bra
You always been like this
Everyone just finally starting to see my facts bro facts
I'm just so happy bro like I don't know how my boy my life changed like a month ago
I don't even know how bro. I used to stream Valorant only because it would get me the most views
it would give me like 2k views and
Bro only I went I went I played some CS go for a little bit
And then only pixel picked me up as like a friend and then got me into the Jinxie tournament Jinxie fucked with me
Bro, he was laughing with me
Everything and then I don't even know what happened bro chat. I
Hope you know bro every time I collab with Jinxie or only or Jinxie especially bro
I pull my heart into that collab because I want to make sure like you guys are always like good, bro
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