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04-08-2026 ยท 8h 00m
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There it is.
Hey, what's going on?
Get up at the motherfucking angles.
Yes, all right.
This is your life.
Let me message Jinxie.
By the way, are we still doing 2v2 with Richie and Squirtle?
Eh.
Someone gets a five, what do you mean?
Oh my God.
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I've gifted Perkz 11 months, I love you.
Perkz less with the 11 months, you, so I love you.
Snap back to five gifts and I love you.
Chat, how is everyone doing?
How is everyone doing?
Chat, I think I drink a little bit too much coffee too fast.
I'm on an edge, I'm on a roll.
I don't know what's going on.
I feel like I'm about to have an anxiety attack,
but I'm chilling below.
I feel like I can turn into a raccoon.
I'm out.
Have a good day, my Lebanese boyfriend.
It's gonna be a good one.
Oh
Anyway, uh chat what is a good song we should start the stream stream big nose fuck boy
Also, you're tash just letting you know
Like the stream just started bro
The stream just started lines deep with the pure one. I love you guys, bro
chat the stream just start it if mood is a jubilee's Pringle can fucking win
trader
Swear to God if y'all drop it eight in the chat you're getting fucking banned do
you just eat with a forked cousin knows can cut into anything
quish with the tier one I love you God bless you Frank the tier one gift I love
you got like you chat how is everyone doing chat how is everyone doing bro
hello mood what's the coffee order uh usually I get a grande salt and caramel
cream cold brew but someone in the chat called me gay the last time I said that I
don't know why is it gay if I get a salt a grande salted caramel cream cold
brew from Starbucks and the stream I'm already bored of you like you've been
I feel like literally five minutes, bro. Shut up, dude.
BBG, it's your own love you.
Okay, so yeah, so chat.
Apparently everyone said that it was gay to get that,
so now I get a black iced coffee.
Chat, now I get a black iced coffee now, chat.
Now I get a black iced coffee with no sugar.
Chat, am I a man now?
Chat, am I a man now?
I get a black iced coffee with milk.
I got a black iced coffee with some milk in it.
Who the fuck drinks black coffee? I know it's so bad. It's really terrible. It's really terrible. Yeah, I try to barely yes
Me and jigsie will be through my big nose daddy. How did you sleep today?
and get started down. I'm making rain in this bitch.
Mooda my goat, can you do siege 1v1s next Monday against viewers?
Mooda can you do siege 1v1s against viewers? Yes, soon, soon, soon, soon.
Mooda only takes if Black Kid's confirmed.
No, I don't, bro. Shut up, dude. Shut up, dude.
Yo! Shut up! What is this rage bet? I just started stream!
I
Damn, bro. All right
Hey, it's what's goodie baby was good face chat. How is everyone doing though? Generally chat listen last night was so nice with you
Move to also drive me to middle school today
bro
Y'all stop that shit bro. I'm so serious, bro
Chat
Big big big streams coming up in the future chat. Should I just leak everything that's coming up soon?
Yes, you know
Chat should I just leak everything that could be coming up soon chat?
Should I just leak everything that comes up? Okay, but before I do that chat before I do that before I do that your hair
Is chopped as fuck?
No, it's not jazz my hair chopped or do I look good be honest
What's going on baby? How are I mean if this the rage bait?
I'm gonna get big nose. Do you take it like a good little girl?
I mean, I literally just want to like sometimes I shoot an RPG at your guys's houses and GTA
All right, shut the fuck up, bro. Seriously. Anyway
Anyway, anyway, anyway chat. How is everyone doing Gucci chat drop a one in the chat if Gucci's a good boy
type one of Gucci is a good boy type one of Gucci is a good boy oh you're such a
good boy Gucci you're such a good boy you're actually such a good boy chat
dropping to in the chat it fades 4k is a good boy drop a tuna chat it fades 4k
as a good boy jump into the chat and fades 4k is a good boy fades who's a good
boy fades was a good boy I wish that I hope everyone's doing I'm showing Jinx
you this by the way you know you don't be real don't be real don't be real don't
be real don't be real don't be real don't be real don't be real don't be real
Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird.
Shut up though. We want VR. You did us. Would rather talk to a grown guy over a baby.
Don't be weird, bro. Thor takes the tier one. I love you.
Alloy. Uh, boy, with the five months, I love you. BBG, Cardi with the tier one. I love you.
All right, chat. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway,
anyway. How was everyone doing, bro? I want to know if you had sex last night. I want to know
if you jerked off last night. I want to know if you're horny right now. I want to know if, um,
I want to know, are you single, are you dating someone, did you just get cheated on, did
you break up with someone, are you currently getting into a relationship, I want to know
everything about you guys, what did you all eat this morning bro, what did you all eat
this morning, who's your favorite actor, who's your favorite singer, you know what I'm
saying, hey bro that's good to know each other, you guys have 30 seconds, I gooned to you
yesterday.
me and my girlfriend broke up today.
Helicopter for us.
Jack, can we get some sages for Jules please?
Can we get some Spongebob crying? Can we get some sages?
Some sages for him please.
Type 2 for the Argonathon with Bunny.
Hey man, listen bro, it might feel like it's the end of the world right now.
But trust me bro, it's not, man.
Mundo, I am so glad the after-ights are conserved the rhinos, so you won't be lonely.
I mean, I literally might just fucking tie my cock around a telephone pole at this point.
Well, listen, thank you for the 13 months frost upon a lot of you.
Hey, listen.
Chat.
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart, man.
Listen, though, if you break up with someone, it might feel like it's the end of the world.
But it's just a start to another world.
I don't know what I'm saying, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
Well, anyway, let's just get out of the stream.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, I had no idea what the fuck I just said, but all good.
All right.
Anyway, let's see here.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Chat wants that.
Let me just swap into my other persona.
Give me one second.
swap into my other persona give me one second
all right chat
we're good we're good we're good
all right let's be here chat
before we get into the stream before we do anything
before we do anything chat i'm gonna ask y'all about y'all days so
everyone quiet down
quiet down chat
everyone
Okay!
Alright!
Alright!
Drop a one in the chat if you slept good last night.
Two in the chat if you slept like ass!
Alright!
Alright!
Drop a 1 in the chat if you slashed good last night.
2 in the chat if you slapped like, ASS!
Three in the chat if you're running on an all nighter.
4 in the chat if you gooned last night.
5 in the chat if you had sex last night.
6 in the chat if you woke up Brifter as fuck today.
7 in the chat if you woke up Ovlating on your period or your roulette today.
Jump an 8 in the chat if you are currently horny.
favorite streamer, love your content, love the vibes, you are the best.
9 in the chat if you miss your ex, 10 in the chat if it's fuck your ex, 11 in the chat
if you want a girlfriend, 12 in the chat if you've been single for way too damn long,
13 in the chat if you want to be a stay at home wife, 14 in the chat if you're a guy
I just want the Lamborghini SVJ 15 in the chat if today is gonna be a good day
I said 15 in the chat if today is gonna be a good fucking day
Hey, I said
15 in this fucking chat and today is gonna be a good
Day chat everyone lock the fucking today's gonna be a good fucking day
did you end up going to the gym yes I did a hit I hit nipples can y'all tell
that I hit nipples yesterday bro I don't you ever notice me it's making me sad
voice about the baby we have well we don't have a baby bro I don't even
vote stop I don't know I don't know I don't know these that I'm a check and
y'all tell I hit chest yesterday nipples y'all can y'all tell I hit nipples
yesterday be honest check
anyway yeah bro I hit nipples yesterday I hit nipples I hit nipples yesterday it
was a good workout. I tried to hit triceps shot but it was too late it was like 12 30
a.m. bro I could not have to go home so today hopefully triceps I don't even know bro I
haven't even had time to myself this entire month. Muta shut the fuck up and just go play
some video games. Is that all you guys think about me? Do you guys only see me as a content
slave be honest be honest and you guys only see me as a content slave be
honest
all right anyway what was I gonna do are you lying to everyone mood I need you
to take care of our child bro I don't do that I don't have a child physics
sucks shit and your nose hurts to look at so just hop on the hour ugly fuck
all right chat listen future streams coming soon start playing games or no
Russians for a weak boy. What is no rations? Anyway, future segments. High-vives, high-vives,
High-vives, cue the music, High-vives. High-vives, cue the music.
You should do a kid meet upstream.
I would literally I would literally
Literally suck a hippopotamus is it can you redo the one to 15 segment my wife are cut out I
Would literally go back in time and suck a pterodactyls dick if I could get jinxy on another
With VR. Do you have to say to all the people saying that you cheat? I?
Just don't cheat. I don't know you guys think I cheat in fucking Valorant
You have to get cheap stream sniping Valorant you guys think I hack in Rainbow Six Siege
You guys think I bought on Rocket League like I mean at this point bro. Do you guys think I'm AI?
Like do you guys think I'm AI? Just be honest, bro. Do you guys think I'm AI?
It's not that I don't need Jinxie bro. I just Jinxie. I just love Jinxie bro
I I do really well with Jinxie or energies mesh together. I'll ask him, but I'm pretty sure he stays retired
But anyway back with the YouTube video
Thank you for the amazing streams, first to start and last to end. Much love less than
3. Did you see Ron wants the new people to move into the new LA house? His entire chat
That was spamming Muda.
Wait, really?
Anyway.
So I have so far bro are you two manning with Jason and his girl and you with bunny
dude so was his buddy one more time I'm breaking up with her seriously all right
You guys are so annoying when is the no surgery stream
You guys are so annoying bro chat am I allowed to get a real girlfriend in real life by the way
Or am I just stuck with bunny my VR girlfriend my entire life
Tubbs with the three months. I love you God bless you. Yeah. All right chat anyway
Let's see is uh, it's squishy
a squishy ready like what is he ready I don't know what is gonna be ready but
anyway that's the future of our stream chat yeah put everything in one corner
so I'm fucking break something when I jump around all right anyway now that I
leaked my entire codes let's open up react and let's see you know let's see
you know let's see you know let's see chat let's see what we got
No, what do you want, big ass nose?
Give me two more mods, shit in fucking peace.
Why do you have to join and make what do you want, bro?
So what are you guys like doing in here?
Making sure my stream is good, right?
Literally all you do is just sit around and jerk off.
and isn't a real guy who could fly out to my island streets.
We're waiting for the VR chat, by the way.
Hello? Are we budded?
You guys want the VR segment that bad, huh?
Yeah, like right now.
Well, guess what?
Guess what?
Guess what?
Yo, I see you're having a discount.
What?
Alright, let's check out some reacts, bro.
What do we got? What do we got? What do we got? What do we got?
DreamgirlWalla
This guy's dreamgirl is Bonnie Blue.
Sometimes you gotta let somebody know, like, yeah, I'm leaving this shit on red, like, I can't even respond to this dumbass shit.
I don't respond to bullshit, so...
If you get left on red...
dream girl walla and it's fucking Bonnie blue
oh my god he's lost his mind bro who was that
uh how high
is here
uh I don't know
Oh, oh, oh, sorry, buddy.
A few moments later...
Make a lie to ask me what happened.
Yeah, check the godlike that y'all like the chat chat. apps
Did y'all chat chat, did y'all chat chat
Did y'all chat breadkill
um did y'all like the 20 stop streaming i need your help with our child
yo void i don't know who you are i never had sex with you and i know for a fact i don't have a
fucking kid so shut up leon i'm sorry i have to eliminate you leon no i a leon leon leon no
Oh
Such a stain, bro
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!!
There you go!
This motherfucker without an RPG!
Bro, don't drink energy, Jinx, bro!
I, literally, terrible for you.
I mean, bro, I swear to God, if Squirtle wasn't a little bitch,
I would have fucking beat him in a 1v1.
but it's a fucking pussy using C4s and shit, bro.
How Muda's been moving on R6 lately.
The music is so great.
Pony steady watching.
Every day they copy.
Red alert.
Under dangerous.
I keep that chocolate on.
And they ain't looking for no trouble.
I'm just looking out for me.
Because I don't need shit.
The nicks they talk about no rapping.
Each bull I'm talking trash.
Get a mask.
Get a cash.
Shit that I can't even remember.
But they remember me.
Shit that had related to them.
I'm talking that one.
Muda, what are you doing this under 30 hours in the game?
It's just smart as fuck.
I don't even know why.
I don't know why I thought about this.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know why.
I think something like a 15 year old would fall for.
I think a 15 year old would fall for.
Moody your instinct on 100% useful in this game than in Valve.
For eliminated
Well, that's how rare is it to do this by the way, not a mood a house a day
Okay, it what was the weapon skin you used in our six yesterday looks nice. I like it black
Also shrink that knows taking up too much of the face cam chat. What is the rare? It's obsidian by the way
But chat what is the chances of doing this?
I am not ready for this period tester chat, I'm not gonna lie, yo I'm not gonna lie chat,
I'm not ready for the period tester bro, it's literally like gotta be the most painful thing
in the world bro it's not going to be the most painful thing in the world.
Rockleys got to be the worst chat I swear to god on everything I love Rockleys chat what's
What's the one game you guys rage to the most?
What is the game that you guys rage the most on?
Like the most.
That makes you want to literally grab a gun in GTA and like empty the clip into your
fucking PC, bro.
Nicky Teaks with the Prime.
I love you so much.
God bless you.
Yeah Valorant, Roblox, League of Legends, Marvel Rivals, how the fuck do you get mad at Marvel
rivals.
What are these edits that you're making up, bro?
Spirit by the way, spirit is like the best flipper on TikTok right now. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, I'm not alive, bro.
I mean, I don't know, bro.
It's just luck, bro.
It's just luck.
The most ridiculous Magnus vs. Hikaru chess match in years.
What is chess even about?
I think why is Magnus cross over in flash?
Is it hard to get good at chess?
good boy, literally cannot be that hard though.
Can I play like with a guest account?
Can I not play with a guest account?
Joe, how do I play with a guest account?
Oh.
Like this can't be hard, bro
Oh
Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop bro shut up
Like you guys are making me overthink bro just shut up
French defense Kings Indian attack chat, what is it Kings Indian attack?
I'm scared chat I'm okay. I'm scared, bro. I'm scared
I want that one sec one sec one sec one sec one sec one sec. It can't be that hard, bro
Like chess can't be hard. I'm a super genius. I'm a natural super genius. Okay, so boom
You can't do much here. We can't do much here. I have this guy here. I have all my pawns here
I have the more I have more attack that he
Okay, either I can do this, either I can do this, chat, either I can do this, or I can
do this or I could do this or I could do this?
Is this a good idea though? I don't know. Should I just use my queen?
I mean chat the thing is about me chat is I'm literally a super Jeep
What was that move for I don't get it okay, so what you can what you could oh
My god
I don't understand, okay, what is he trying to do here?
Should I just move this up to scare the queen?
Wait there's time in chess!
What?
Why is there time?
Should I move this up chat yesterday?
this up chat yes you know I squidward playing chess he needs to stick to goldfish
oh my god that was a good move oh my god that was a good move that was a good move that was a
good move that was a good move that was a good move
child that a good move doctor Lupo level change that's doing anything other than
VR type 8 if you hate mooder which out what is not dr. Lupo mean why is it
why is everyone laughing at that joke I don't get it what happened with dr. Lupo
Oh
Bro watching you play chess makes me cry. It's 200. Oh Jesus fuck. It's not that deep. Oh
Jack how hard is 200 elo by the way, I don't know what to move here now to be honest
Like what do I even do do I progress my pawns here? What do I try to do here?
Okay, I'm just gonna go up one just for the fuck of it. Like why not
What's the worst that could happen if I move one book?
I
Because if he goes here, oh
It's a good play by him
She's such a good play by him. She's such a good play by him. Oh
It's a good play
She's such a good play by him. I don't know. I don't know what to do now
I should have no idea what to do now to be honest chat. Oh, I don't know what to do anymore, bro
Like I don't know I don't know anymore. I completely lost my track. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know
Moodoo if you win this I'll take care of our child
There is no point
If I kill this guy that he's gonna kill me progress your right bishop and castle your kingdom fuck. I don't know what that means
What does that even mean?
Okay, what if I do this what if I
What if I do this
But if I do this, and then I do this, so that it just can kill my-
You need Chunko to teach you later when he's on that would be peak.
Oh my god, I don't understand this chat. I don't get it.
Okay, what are you trying to do here, bro? I don't understand.
I'm gonna lose my time, bro.
Oh, I don't know, man. Like, I don't know, bro.
If I kill this guy, if I kill this guy, I don't know.
If I kill this guy, he's gonna kill me.
Then I'm gonna kill him. He's gonna kill me.
to kill me doesn't even work um you know I could um low key my bish up
lose for me was that a good play
No wall on everything I love on everything I love wall on it reach it
Oh my god wait no still not worth it
No right good
Fuck.
Oh my god, did I just lose?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Bro, I wanna fucking like...
Oh my god, no.
I don't know, bro.
I don't know how to play this game, bro.
I don't know how to play this game.
I don't know how to play this game, bro.
I don't know how to play this game.
But I don't know what she has to do, bro.
Like, chat.
Boom.
No, because then you can kill me here.
But then, okay, so I killed this guy.
Now what, bitch? Pussy?
What's good, bitch?
What's good, pussy? What's up?
What's up?
Is this a good move?
Is that a good move?
Is that a good move?
What the fuck is knight c7?
What does knight c7 mean?
Knight c7.
Knight c7.
C7
That was I'm never reading chat again
I am never reading chat again
I lost. There's literally nothing I could do anymore. I lost. Yeah, I lost, bro. I lost.
about that he said he wanted to leave you it's okay also said he wanted to fuck
me I've seen yesterday you know y'all need to stop sending football what is this
I'm actually second to this guy, Gigi's Muda, you're the greatest, level 80, 91, something like that.
Yeah, that made no noise.
I couldn't hear that.
My bad, Tom Brady.
Yo, Muda, you're the chosen one.
You're the chosen one, right?
My bad, Tom Brady.
I
Just saw this edit
Muda, I think you need to have a mother, bro
I am never going back to the mother ever again, but I actually love my hair now, bro
Like, you know, I grew up the sides. No, no, no, this legit mobs the mother in every single way, bro
Mother is a mood and a more YouTube streams. I can't bro my YouTube and my youtuber my my my my editor
I'll put it like a...
Should we pull a... No, no, no.
Should we pull... Should we throw a pull up for the mullet? No, dumbass. Why would we do that?
Get outta me! Get off the...
I don't know, am I retarded? Hello, welcome to Burning King. How may I help you?
I guess. One Whopper, double cheese.
And we should place them on your rings with that to go.
Yes! On your rings? No worries. Jesus, bro.
What is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bet, I bet, I bet.
Hey, you know what I want you to do?
I want you to get on your fucking knees!
Oh, trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin', trippin'.
What is he doing?
What, copyright?
I love you, Salt, has been withheld in all countries, copyright reasons and response to illegal demand?
Yo, what happens to Salt?
Oh my god!
Jinxiano, congratulations on scoring yet another trademark free kick today.
Have you got a name for it yet?
rocket. And when you hit the ball like that, do you think the goalkeeper has any chance?
Well, to be honest, I don't care about the goalkeeper. I just picture Brecky Hill in
net and I just smash the ball.
NOOOOO!
No, AI is actually crazy because it actually looks like Junko.
They're not actually calling me, bro.
it's too
and it was good
it was good
can someone tell me why my fucking moderator is dressing up as jinxie
like my mod is literally putting on a profile picture and naming himself fucking jinxie
You just wanted to know one more nightmare about your nose, please cover that thing up in terrified right now
Hey, what are you sending? Oh my god, bro the fuck
Listen, Big Nose, that guy's been saving your butt since before you were born.
Don't you got a living legend discount or something?
This is a restaurant, not a vending library!
And who's calling Big Nose?
Big Nose!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Her.
Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why are you sending me that?
Like, it's not bad?
Oh, really?
Okay.
Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spirit's in my head and it won't go
I got guns in my head and it won't go
Spirit's in my head and it won't go
Bro, what is Boggles doing? Vacuum cleaner challenge?
Oh, that's been on floors.
Don't do that at home.
Alright chat, I'm a trained professional.
Alright, everyone, R7!
This is the vacuum cleaner.
Don't clip that!
Do not clip that!
Don't clip that!
Here we go.
Chat in the chat.
Dude, bald girls actually is a fucking retard.
Like, genuinely.
What are you a fucking like the windiest country boy?
What is that?
What the fuck is happening in this video bro?
What is that?
This does not taste like Prince toast to me.
You know what, I'll go in the back.
We got a chef he's directly from France.
Really?
Yeah.
I...
Hi Viz wants the 1v1 you and Rainbow Six Siege.
I'll bring him right to you.
Alright.
Thank you.
dragged my balls on highbests is fucking not like I would live okay whoa
yo beer you wanna come out here
wait that's what I sound came from out of all that's what I sound came from the
entire time I never knew I never knew it came from there ever in my life I never
In New York I'm in the rock, I ain't in my socks, runnin' from the up, and I shoot that up
And I'm on the block, and I'm on the block
In New York I'm in the rock, I ain't in my socks, I ain't in my socks, sellin' every rock
I'm on the live chat, Rainbow Six Siege is a very fun game, bro
Alright, I mean you're literally a pro
Normal.
Said no one ever.
Hi Vyce, what's the one if you want to use?
Why is this guy on a one-two-one-one?
What the f***?
Why are you guys saying moota calling in my own channel?
Are you retarded?
Why are you guys saying moota is calling in my channel?
Are you stupid?
I'm calling. Hello. Yo, it's
what it's big ass forehead hair
fitting chop boy. What's going on
bro? How are you? What's got big
nose? You want to play some
Siege? Yeah. Uh my shot was saying
you want a one view one. Who
the fuck said that I just got on for the first time in months oh yeah okay so you're scared to
want it on me you know what I want to be on you sure let's do it i'm down you know i beat ambi
before right ambi and jinxie yeah do you know how i beat uh jinxie bolo richie uh all right so let's
Let's talk about that, Bolo. You keep saying Bolo, but you're leaving out a lot of context.
You went up to four. It's not a real 1v1.
You went up to fucking four.
Yo, mods, what a prediction.
Uh, mods, put all your money on me, alright?
Everyone in the chat.
Yes, mods, everyone, everyone. Put all your money on me.
What is this?
I am literally gay if I don't be sure if this one will be one real quick.
Is this what you look like?
What did they say? Who was that? Who sent you? What are you watching right now?
Gucci! He sent me like this TikTok of you.
Stop, that's AI.
2021.
That's AI, it's AI, it's AI.
It's AI, it's AI.
It's AI, it's AI, it's AI.
It's AI, it's AI, I promise you.
What happened to your voice?
What the fuck? Yeah, Muda, you got it, bro. Anyways, Muda, can you get on line?
I'm on! I'm on! I'm on! I'm on!
You're not on. I'm on. I'm on.
Invite me. Invite me.
Muda, you start starting up.
No, no, it's because it has someone that added me with the heart of our name, bro. So I have to fucking go
Yeah, that happens bro. That happens. Okay, so how am I cool?
I know make the lobby because you probably are better at making the lobby right make the lobby and invite
Yeah, I can't about you. I can't about you
Why is you're gonna make a panic bro. You're gonna make a panic. Oh stop. Don't be weird, but don't be weird
Don't be weird. Don't be weird chill bro chill. Why are you? Why are you so mad or relax?
No, no, no, no, I'm not
Relax. I'm gonna get me an hour. Yeah, no, she could chill. Oh, but you can chop off a chop off. Hey
All right, all right, yeah, who do you guys get away and shout if you don't need or hi
You actually need to invite me so I can invite you like anything and how it works
All right, I'll invite you here
This is by the underscore. I already have you outed bro
Appreciate that big fella. All right, anybody
Appreciate that big nose. Where I have already I don't know. I'm gonna give me some connect
Oh my
Yeah, so do you know when you're high-fives?
So do you see what you're high-fives? So do you see what you're high-fives? So do you see what you're high-fives?
You you you you're gonna walk this dog down you're gonna walk him down you're gonna fuck him in there drag his balls
Oliver's big-ass forehead. You're gonna not on his fitting hair
They said that yeah
Wait, why is my sound so low, let me look.
Gucci said I'm gay and I have a small cock if Highbice beats you.
You know, I honestly agree with that to be honest.
Fuckin'.
I actually feel bad for what's about to happen to you.
East, east, east, yeah?
Dude, I don't care.
Put any fucking server you want, bro.
Okay, we're going to Japan.
You can put fucking Afghanistan if you fucking want to, bro.
Put fucking Afghanistan.
and I'll still blow you up.
Interesting.
Okay, I'm gonna get defense,
because, uh, yeah, I'm gonna get defense.
You gotta have defense, bro.
Wait, my audio is low.
Something's going on.
Hold on.
Oh my god, my eyes!
Herbie!
Whoa, relax.
My audio is low.
Oh my god, bro.
Damn!
Oh, no, no, no.
I should have a game, man.
I forgot.
Here we go.
Go.
Lock in.
I feel bad for what's supposed to happen here, generally.
Yeah?
Yeah, like literally.
I haven't played this game in months,
so if you lose to me, it's actually embarrassing.
I promise you, the last thing that's gonna happen
is me losing to you.
I'll tell you that much, bro.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alrighty, alrighty.
Wait, no bands?
No, fuck that shit.
What, us?
No, fuck that shit.
What do you mean?
We can verbal van you can verbal van you want verbal no fuck you
Yeah, are you sure you don't want a verbal you don't want a verbal no, it's fine
Are you sure this is the final are you sure what the fuck is a stream?
But what is this? What is this bro? Hey, do you see waiting room?
I love your streams your gameplay is so fun to watch. I always wish we didn't know keep up the amazing content
You're awesome. You must locate and diffuse a bomb
Like what the fuck?
Why are you guys retweeting so real Gucci again stuttering fuck this shit
Wait, no job. Oh my god, you're fucking railed
No job phase, are you stupid?
But why am I stuttering?
This is a map
I
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh my god, why is my game so like you're so ass it's crazy. I feel bad
but why is my chance saying trigger bot aim bot bro what the fuck is up with
this shit bro like bro oh my goodness gracious bodacious bro yo you are
No chat it's not it's not that
You are cheating you dirty Indian what's up our spot. I'm not Indian
What is up to high-fives
This is better
You run 16? No, that's not how boarders work.
I guess boarders work.
Ah, she loved this game.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it.
You actually like the game?
No, I don't.
You got it.
I like it.
Uh, that's fine.
I'll forefound a bomb.
You must defend it.
It is very fun.
Fucking chaser.
I mean...
I mean, holy fuck how do we have that quick like I don't understand
I mean I don't know I mean I don't know bro yeah I should know everyone no no no because
is that bad repetition repetition of me yo can you speak yo by the way do I just own
you and is there any game you're better than me at I don't need my broccoli I don't need
I only got rainbow. Is there anything you're good at?
My chat said, my chat said, my chat said, my chat said if you are a waiter.
Listen bro, I haven't played this game in months, actually months. So, it's all good. You can get your legs in now.
now you actually picked champ though you think I can pick champ yeah if we should do a lucky
check in here
yeah
ahhhhhhh
we have been eliminated
very interesting
that's a very interesting strat there
fuck you
Oh actually a pussy
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Come on. Oh my god
Let's see, let's say I promise you I'm washed you can't lose this you can't lose this
I'm not gonna leave you got one but only ever died by you fucking shitters is by sea force
Squirtle kill me a C-Force.
How do I beat you guys if you guys use C-Force genuinely?
Yo, I'm gonna take off that voice changer.
Oh my god.
Bro, is my voice actually that high pitched?
Bro, I don't know what happened from that clip to what I'm listening to right now.
I
Wow I've required it and I still I saw that cuz just fucking boss G
Well, no, I'm just an abuser because it's a holy fuck that guy's so OP bro. What the fuck
Yeah, is that gun really that I literally just want a gunfight and he has boss G every single time
I just want a gunfight. I just won a gunfight. It's just bossy or I'm getting trapped by demos
You realize people like bang this gun against me, right? There's a reason
Oh, it'll get pretty fired.
Our group is washed.
I haven't played in a while.
I'm more eliminated. Friendliness is acceptable.
I'm sure, bro. I'm sure, I'm sure.
I
Show I'm peeking I died okay
No talk this talk this fucking shit game yeah
Guys walk you fuck you fuck
Fuck I fucked up so bad. I wanted to see for a
No, I do want to try this no way you literally lose and you're actually fucking ass, bro
I mean, I kind of told him I could have never
Well that does
I
Did not a bad off though
All friendlies were eliminated
I
Chastity you legit might be but you guys come wallet. No me. I don't know why
She was all the her was the W party. There's a boss G on attack that gun's just so ap though
Yeah, that guy's like unfair. He should never use that gun
I mean it got yeah, it got nerfed but in one of you once it's just so fucking like wait that gun got
nerf and it's still that OP? Bro you don't even know like playing against it
re-nerf it was so like you could be on the roof I'll describe this on like
clubhouse you could be on the roof and a common spot is to like open the bottom
left of the garage but they would go there with a boss G and one tap you on
the roof you'd be one tap just instant dead you don't even you can't even play
the game
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't even know you had that I forgot about time if I'm gonna be honest
I completely forgot how to do this.
Dumb.
Do I look hope though?
You know I'm actually not going to do that. It's such a fucking asshole thing that I'm not going to do that.
Dad, I'm washed. I'm washed. I'm washed.
You're not washed, bro!
I'm sorry to get back into it, bro.
Just like...
No, I'm definitely washed.
I don't even know what I'm doing, like, half the time.
Our streamer!
It's okay, child, it's okay.
I've been playing a little bit.
I
Oh my god, how did I kill you though you were blind!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
We walked that shit down.
So how did that work for Squirtle but not me?
Uh, uh, I was on the left side of the door, not the right side of the door.
I was on the right side of the door, I'm dead inside, but I was on the left side of the door.
Oh my fucking titty milk crocodile fucking pussy, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Something like that, something like that.
Yo, why are you guys sparing muta rate, bro?
Like, how is it possible to raid myself?
I
Yes.
You got Buddha?
I'm gonna never put this creature again.
One drone, be careful with that one.
One on it.
Bro, I literally read you so hard.
I read you so hard.
I actually read you so hard.
I just didn't hit my shot.
I just didn't...
Oh, good, Muta.
Nah, it's all good bro, it's all good. You want to pick shotguns? I'm not a pick shotguns.
You can do whatever you gotta do.
Yeah, it's all good bro. It's all good. It's all good.
You good?
Yeah, it's all good. It's all good.
Bomb location secure.
I
Don't know how to explain it with your P-brain so basically any smart player wouldn't swing there
Why would you not unload it?
Well, because I thought you would reload your boss G and then make a rotate through bumps, but why would I do that?
Except, you know, just ego chow you
Exactly you have a P-brained ego chow
It's all good. Okay, and if he's a ballerin player, I know I know I know
And honestly you're doing better than I thought
Oh, we could make this the best 2 out of 3. I think I'll do better than the second game.
I'm just kind of warming up.
I
But the drone sees you it should instantly verify who you are what why is this game? I don't screw on my car
No
the
What the fuck are you doing?
It ran out!
What the fuck are you doing?
It ran out!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, why would it run out there?
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking thing ran out.
I
Fuck up. I'm gonna talk at the top of the murder. All right, bro. Good luck
Good luck, buddy. Good luck
Good luck, bro. Good luck
On location secure
So, what was um, what was the score?
What was it was uh, 4-3.
Not bad.
You want to make this best threat of three or what?
I'm down.
Figure it out.
Yeah, that could do way better on the second one.
I'm not going to lie.
Chucky is on appeal three or no.
We could do it.
Or I could go play rank.
I tried to say no.
I tried to say they already know I'm going to win, so they were just saying no.
in your ass.
Bad, bad, bad, bad.
What's that?
Let me ask you, let me ask my chat.
Do you guys want to chat?
Maud, wanna pull ranked with high buys or chat?
Wanna pull ranked with high buys or 2v2 or yeah?
Maud, wanna pull, Maud's a brother pull.
Cause it's actually to be fair,
I do need to get my champion soon, bro.
I do need to get my champion.
Really?
I do need to get my champion soon, bro.
I didn't even get my champions to mods we want to pull please
Black ops 3 with high-vives
What oh a BO3 of high-vives came retarded
Okay, I read black ops 3 instead of be awesome retarded. I'm actually started
All right, I should retire retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded retarded. All right
no no no no no here I'm gonna add okay let's play couple of games I'm done
I'm almost playing high-five is that good all right let's walk in yo listen Jack do
you guys really think I can get champion bro in like let's say a month
Max. Do you guys think I can get a champion in a month?
How many cheers are on this game high-vives? A lot. Oh, I don't have an overlay on OGG.
Hey Muda, my name is Selena. I want you to fuck this shit out of me tonight. Please let me come over.
Bro, Selena, what the fuck are you saying? Like, seriously, what is wrong with you?
Uh, Lyra.
I mean, I like Lyra defense, though.
Well, these maps that we're banning are good.
By the way.
Oh, God.
My heaven's good, my heaven's good.
Oh, my God!
What?
What?
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. You know this map and not at all
She's so yeah, we're cut
okay
Our band maf band maf that's number one balance map. They just maf. There's so many maf strats
Not ace
No
Oh my god, I didn't know I had to play this map.
What bug is she gonna have to play?
Ooh, like Aruni?
Or Vigil maybe with a Bosch G?
After seeing how OP the fucking Bosch G is,
we might just have to use the Bosch G.
Okay.
You have impacts.
Pretty good.
Let me see.
Your end champ lobbies now lock
What what is your rank rating there's a full diamond lobby
Oh
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you. I think you're kind of you're kind of bringing it down. I'm a little bit
You're kind of bringing it down a little bit. Oh, it's a full diamond lobby
Yeah, okay. I'm not gonna lie last time I played this game
I was I was matching like so like yeah, I was matching like full champ sacks like pro sacks
It was pretty unplayable
We should be good though
It's my head in a momar
Well this map is a fucking maze
Jackie you guys like this map at all bro. Jack you guys like this map
This map looks like fucking ass bro. I'm not a lot.
This map's really good. I love this map.
Bro, I think this map ever in my life.
Five seconds left.
So like, where do I go bro?
Like in the dumps?
Baba Hanawa Handoiji.
Like in the dumps or what?
My god, look at you go.
I
Think down my plus one
He was a chat
Having my plus one
It's walking roaming on a map. He doesn't know this guy's retarded
Are you running? Yeah, okay? Come room over here come on my forklift
Where you're running is it's useless not gonna push over there
You sure?
Yeah.
Reloading!
Oh.
They got the wall.
Is there anywhere I could-
I'm reloading!
They have a drone on me?
oh
Okay, yeah, can you walk up?
This is diamond?
Yeah.
That's a fucking ass.
Yeah.
Oh my, I let this angle out of him, bro.
Yo, this nigger just watched me through the wall, bro.
oh yeah classic there it is
Muda wait so is this guy cheating?
he just i don't know bro if he there's no drone
didn't hear me nothing bro you just looked at me through the wall and then
quick wait did you see how we pre-fired him exactly where he was
i don't know i could be a cheater
yo by the way uh hi guys is it normal for people to have the n-word on this game
because i think i've queered to a game and everyone said the n-word before
once in a while every time welcome to siege that's all i wanna say
They say more than that. They say more than that. How can you say anything more than the end word bro?
They trust me anything you can think about they said it. He has been around for a long time
Downstairs you can roam
Give me one second. I think my subs I had sex my sister last night with a cheer one
Thank you. It's Cody bro. The cheer one. I love you. Thank you as to Yoko with the problem. Love you
Thank you. I am f gk with different love you talk with the same one. I love you
What's your with the prime of love you alzoni with the team on I love you
What are you guys saying?
No, is it true that Jinxie really does have a second monitor of chat?
No, he has a second monitor, but he like, not for PC.
So he literally has one monitor and he has to pull up the chat every time he wants to
read chat on his main computer.
So is that like, I don't understand, is that like normal?
Normal for him, yeah.
I
Was what do you think is Richard you were Jinxing?
Sorry, I was reinforcing what what do you think has more money you or Jinxing on me
What kind of fucking question is that mood up?
To murder your Roman yeah, I mean the hatchets. Oh, do you ping them cuz I have no idea where I am fucking chai sir. All right, just oh
Okay
You good
Should I get this hatchet or no?
No, no, leave it.
What, there's a camera?
I like that camera.
Where did my teammate die from?
On the ping.
Be advised, op4 is located in the bomb.
I'm reloading!
I think I'm walking down on it.
I don't think you can see me from there.
Can I die from low-race, you know?
Wait, are they on site?
Yeah, they're on site.
That's an alibi.
Yeah, that was right, bro.
So is roaming like that in this game?
No, roaming's really good.
uh
It just kind of walked down they just walked down
storage
Did we ban ram? Why don't we just ban ram if we're gonna go downstairs?
That's a great idea
Jay-Z would have clutched that like so the
I don't know how to explain this but on pc your randoms like their mental is so
It's so volatile so
The thing is they're kind of like mentally checked out right now because they think the guy's cheating
So we have to lock in but how do you check if someone's cheating or not?
There's overlays that you can get
Hmm
And you can see their KD in there and there and there everything
Yeah
Why does this guy say, this guy's name is KesoBootyJuice9000.
Your face looks photoshopped.
What does that even mean bro?
you
you
you
you
you
All right, that guy's dead outside breach that guy outside the breach is dead. No, no, he's dead. He's dead.
The last one was on the hatch.
Nice to your left.
I'm safe.
What's coming upstairs?
15 seconds.
Here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just look there.
Time expires in 10 seconds.
I'll have to be eliminated.
I mean, does he know how fast my reaction time is?
Does he know?
I'm like, doesn't he know who he's peeking?
Yeah, on defense.
Mira.
Do you like DMRs or not?
What do you like?
News.
On attack?
News.
I don't know.
D-margin meta.
D-margin meta right now.
Oh, it's been been mad for my channel.
D-margin really good.
I mean, it's...
Damn, what the fuck?
My tongue is so yellow.
Feevee, you would especially type my cutie poop, keep eye.
Mirror permaband?
I mean...
I didn't know what to add, like, what is that?
I brush my tongue everyday.
Don't even say disgusting.
Don't say disgusting.
Your tongue is yellow?
I'm drinking coffee, bro!
Obviously, it's gonna be yellow. I'm drinking coffee
Who do I play what's it gonna tack up on this on this thing?
They must is really good. They must is really good on upstairs because most of the most of the floor is soft
So you could kind of just terrorize them
Is it really yes, but you're a fucking pussy
I
Would are you okay?
All right, so would you say I can care if there was demos or who don't to be
Demos is good. Dokobie's really good. Dokobie's good now. She's gonna get nerfed soon. So you could go whatever up
I feel like you like Demos though. What if I go mad or daddy?
Wait, he's what yo
It was worth a shot bro. Come on. It was worth a shot. Come on. It was worth a shot
Yo, what is this fucking pussy think he is this fucking dumb bitch?
You just killed one of my teammates, that ass?
Yup.
Why is that coming dripping out your nose?
Nose.
Nose.
Nose.
Dude.
Oh, we're ready.
Oh, nana.
Whatcha say?
Oh, nana.
Whatcha say?
Whatcha say?
You're the worst singer I've ever heard in my life.
Quit it.
Alright.
Why are people my chat re-sweeting?
retweeting
No, why are you guys retweeting?
All right, so how am I supposed to get into sight here?
Yeah, so this has this pop. They're just watching
I just was getting the site so there's a breach that we should be able to do that's one
Oh, okay, so how am I supposed to do any of this?
Hold on.
I don't like that angle at all. What the fuck?
Oh my god, Bennett, you're cheating your ass off. Who's Bennett?
Bennett is not really good.
Stop! We might drone alone, bitch!
Careful. Looks like we got company.
You must recover the user.
Okay am I getting DDoS'd?
I'm literally getting DDoS'd.
I'm getting DDoS'd.
Like I don't know if I'm getting DDoS'd.
Hello?
Yo.
Yo I'm getting DDoS'd.
I can't, I need like a couple of games to warm up, bro.
What is happening? Are you good, bro? Oh my drones like glitched
Oh, that's just you be soft now. You're not gonna do it off
So listen, okay, so what is that why is my drone doing that child? What is that? Was I gonna be lost? What is that?
is that just a glitch chat how did I know this guy was was cheating just based off
of the school of aperture I'm not gonna lie to you I know so well already first
in june is look fake yes yes I feel like I'm right here in Canada there you
come to the gym so I can beat you until you call me dad let me guys just soak up
Volko, is that the cheater?
Is it the top frag? I have shroom mode on so I don't have any things.
Yeah, he's a top frag. Yeah, he's a Riley. He's Riley Reed.
Yeah, Riley Reed. Yeah.
That's him.
Apparently he's cheating.
I don't think I'm ever going Damels again. They're going downstairs probably, right?
Yes, so we can get Ram.
Ram's good.
Fuck is good.
How do you know who that is?
It was just a guess to be honest.
You guys know I've never jerked off
to anything like that ever in my life,
but I went 21 years ago jerking off to anything like that.
Anything like that, bro, anything.
You know, I've never even jerked off in my life, Chad.
I've never even jerked off in my life.
Right, you've never ever jerked off in your life.
Never, ever, ever.
Save a lucky.
I don't say that on small stuff.
So what's your name?
Like, Master Jack, what?
You've never jerked off in your life.
Why's your name Master Jack?
Is your name Jack?
Cause I'm a jack of all trades, Deccan.
I'm a master jack of all trades
Yeah, um, that's not true. So what's your next one?
You jerked off to me last night
Chat type one if Lou the fuck at your tight pussy last night. Well, what are you guys fuck? Well, what are these fucking yes?
I need to ask for an opposite test. Just knows what you've done. What is main lobby? Probably a kicker right now
I don't think I can get down to where this guy is.
Can we have anything to breach walls?
I mean, we have ace, but we need stuff off the wall.
Ohhhh...
Okay, can we take vert? Can we take vert with ram?
My team's just getting fried right now. Like, what's up with this?
Yeah, I gotta bust you one shot straight to the chest. So really not bad to do about that.
Oh, what the fuck?
There's another there, I think.
Yeah, it's Bandit.
Where's he shooting from, you know?
One's shooting from below.
He's shooting from below you.
Instead of Bandit.
They're still nearby, but...
Nats. Uh, here I am.
Aw, they have vert control, like on steroids, bro.
I actually hate this fucking map, bro.
They're just pushing up.
You can ram that wall at them. Behind you.
I
Located a bomb
Bandit is dead
Nice, that's been drill ram get the stuff off the wall don't worry
Muda you have to get the stuff off the wall Muda
Just go above the site go above the site and ram there
where okay right in this room right here in this room I've been here
left you're left in this room just make her make her right below you make
work right below you
I got one, got one, got one.
Exo.
Watch out, they're gonna be to your left, they're gonna be to your left.
We called out Exo.
That was Exo.
That was...
You can plant.
She makes fun to me, just watch her.
5 seconds
oh you can actually run through in the worst possible spot
nice
nice well played
it's better than funneling yourselves down a fucking steal
fire a lot of you think it bro
I ain't going to hold you bro
oh my god
yo muda I'm one in four I would like to apologize
but I just got fucking BOSCHED
WITH NO GOD FIGHT
Let me relax my cortisol is a bit high right now, but it's just like
07 has entered this map is that this game is like so hard to like
Wish them luck. I don't like this map, bro. I don't like this map. I don't like this map
Oh, no, this map is good and it will grow on you. I promise you it will grow on you
Fucking ass, bro. Yeah, he has a this map. It's channel
So what's everyone's favorite map in this game also I'm gonna call squishy yo do you
think I could beat squishy if he's not allowed to use boost or jump oh um yeah I mean the
way you're playing with me yeah but if you just throw no like if you play like a if you
play like a gold you're gonna lose but would anything over a gold I feel like you can beat
Somebody is coming on here.
What's that?
Let me message.
Let me message.
Where is he?
Oh, when are you hopping on today?
Okay, wait a sec.
Sorry, chat.
He can boost, but you can't, he can't, um...
Oh, he can boost?
Yeah.
He can boost, but he can't jump.
He can't jump.
He can't get off the floor.
Yeah, he lost.
What do you mean he lost?
No, no, you lost.
You lost.
He's not allowed to jump.
yeah you lost bro he's not allowed to access anything below floor level how am
I gonna lose you realize that's the guy that invented the roof shot right I don't
know fuck what he invented he's not out the boost that takes thing can you beat
me in Rainbow Six without shooting your gun
It's a visual roaming.
There it goes.
Yo, what are all these fucking things, yes?
You have located a bomb.
Reloading. Cover me.
Ah, they have two. I hear a tube.
So they're playing this shit?
Muda, you're gonna have to call. We're gonna have to go third floor down.
What are you gonna do? Third floor down? Why?
Because they have vert holes on everything.
So all the jump-ins have vert holes. If you jump through that, you're dead.
How?
well how about it either don't get over there's no vert hole is there no
on that? Nothing in common for a whole spot. Alright, you can jump on it then.
Nothing on the radar.
They had been.
I'm not sure if we were able to get him in here.
From where?
Move on up, you. Every night I dream your big nose, hitting my face.
Which you make my dream.
I mean, Twitch, are you gonna fully bait me?
Or jump through the wall?
What is that?
Shut up you fucking cuckoo deserve to sit and watch this stream like a good little fucking boy Jesus Christ show her face ugly you fuck
Oh my god, I should have droned better about like what is this B?
Also, bro, what the fuck is this TTS's goggles? You were the literal reason why I'm gonna turn off my TTS's stop TTSing dumb shit
Here you go my camera. Okay. Yeah, I'm under camera. I don't know where this video is at. Where this is all barricaded
I'm in the stairs Ash
I'm the big the left this guy's the biggest baiter in ever seen bro. Oh
My god, no, let's get through on this guy has to go on that guy's diamond
You down him you down the no oh sorry no
Oh this guy is throwing
he fully baited me bro I jumped into the wall he literally jerked off
washed me fucking die
he jerked off washed me die
and I did nothing and then just one kill the entire game
what the fuck I feel like to progress anything in this game I feel like to
progress any rank in this game you need a five stack of champs or else you just
have retarded teammates yeah you need a five stack yeah I would agree with that
yes you're so bad no one can be like you
So we're muting TTS, yes, but all because this guy's literally sending like, like the
weirdest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.
Hi Muda, this is your doctor from Turkey.
Hello.
We would like to confirm your appointment next week for your nose enlargement.
Is that correct?
I'm about to start cooking, can you smell what ingredients I have with that big R nose?
Okay
No, you can't be doing your one way
How are one of my teammates already dead the round just started
But I can't move with my visual
I killed one.
Dude, I don't know what's not.
If you move to your vigil, you get revealed.
Like not totally revealed, but it's like that.
of no light.
Nice on friend, nice.
I don't know any of the peaks, bro.
like I don't know it's a thing bro
I think jumped in on it
I love 4k not bad
Good name bruh, it's good name, that's good name.
Muda is the Jewish McLeven.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not Jewish?
I'm not Jewish, I'm not Jewish.
I'm not Jewish, I'm Lebanese.
I'm from Lebanon, bro.
Do I have to open up the fucking world map to show you guys that I'm not from fucking Israel?
Like bro, here, Google Earth.
Ah
Okay, leaked check Twitter. Oh
Here where is it? Where's where's Lebanon?
Yes, bro chat. Look
Lebanon
Okay
This is Israel, bro. I'm in Lebanon
Alright, Lebanon, Lebanese has nothing to do with Israel, bro.
Nothing, literally nothing.
Close enough.
Oh, snap.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Like that literally makes no sense, genuinely.
Genuinely, genuinely, genuinely, that really makes no sense.
Are you ready to win this game, buddha? Let's go.
Yes, let's win, bro. I'm down.
I'm on day most I switch my kids because day most is not helping right now, but I need like a good character
What's a good kid that can help um a good character that can help right now? Yeah, I picked lion
once
Is lying good he's okay. I feel like they're gonna have banned it so
Oh
No, Jeff for some odd reason I'm into rock. Can you go below for better?
By the way, our two and sixty-eight is on it
So is it night is it good to like run suppressor on your pistols so you can like shoot cams and shit
I don't see anybody but they have vert they have vert so they're probably watching it
they're on the vert probably.
Oh they do have vert Jesus.
This map's annoying bro I don't like this map.
Do we even want to enter in from here bro?
No no no no no.
Well we need our ash to play this so we can get the bandits off the wall.
But unfortunately, I think our Ash is back braindogs.
Uh, Ash is like a neighbor.
Alright, you got all this stuff up the wall?
Yeah
There's still one rafters. Someone rafters mood up. Oh, I'm fighting. I'm fighting. I'm fighting standing on five things standing
I'm in. I'm on the car.
I killed one. I killed two.
I have one on me.
No! No!
Yes!
What are you? Wait, our team just peeked at me. Oh, I thought you did it.
Yeah, you are the cringiest human being ever. What is this MVP dance?
Bro, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's her lead, that's her lead.
What the fuck did I just, I didn't want to put the game after seeing what I just saw.
What the fuck was it, bro? Get the fuck out of, bro, get out of like, no, I'm leaving this going, bro.
this one bro what the fuck that was good what do you see I just walked in and
just killed everybody or yeah I saw I saw I saw I saw shall we do a couple
more shall we do one more yes yes yes I'm done the thing is these games are
like chat you know it's weird really chat tell me if I'm wrong tell me if I'm
I'm wrong chat chat chat you can chat you can take my pants off and fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong but listen I
Feel like 1v1s are more fun than the actual game itself
Yes, so you know they're coming out with a 1v1 game mode really
Yes
Unfortunately, they didn't listen to the community. So like the 1v1 game mode is only arcade. So you get nothing like it's not ranked
So they're like half listened
Um
But there's a one-to-one game you're right, but I'm just gonna say you're wrong so I can fuck you in the ass
Me
Me
No, I'm eyes. I don't fuck you in your ass. Well, stop saying me like you're happy bro. I'm just wonder
I'm not fucking high!
Alright, let's see here, bro. ChipHandZMonkey.
Uh, reminder...
What is that? Human...
Bench...
Mon...
Mmm...
Come on guys, we're gonna lose some elo, we already know our copper and our gold ain't
gonna do shit, so.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, I'm sorry!
What?
Sequence memory!
You gotta get a Yeager, please.
I don't want to be a bestie. She's like, my God. Hi, boys. What are you doing? You're
horny and you're on shit. Um, Muda, I have, I have Muda. Yeah. I have a big, like, bug.
Like it's a big bug. I can't do, I can't do anything on the, on the game right now.
I can't do anything.
This is just back out and come back.
Well, they're going to cancel if I leave.
OK, then just play the entire round.
Frye and Linda with the tier one I love you.
The crease with the tier one I love you.
Taunt sold Tickler?
What is this guy's name?
Taunt sold Tickler?
What the fuck?
Thank you for the tier one.
Three months.
Taunt sold Tickler.
Set up the prime I love you.
Central sold the tier one I love you.
Champagne Poppy, tier one I love you.
jimmy drake with a tier one thanks for watching guys how's it going?
hey tall you take place at low rates
what's going on guys my name is moody here about to the youtube video
today what i'm going to show you guys how to carry your diamond teammates
as a gold
kind of have a youtube voice so basically what you're going to want to do
is you're going to want to play vigil and play in the bathroom
Yeah, we lost, we lost.
We're 12.
Yeah, the five seconds.
This guy's never played the game before.
He was like 28 hours.
What is the...
The door is located at bomb.
Be ready for hostile action.
My name is Moodle.
Silence!
Silence!
Oh no!
I need one right here on the door.
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest human alive.
Seriously?
My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest human alive.
You can't get fast enough.
Get it on awkward.
My name is Barry Allen.
And I am the fastest player alive.
what are you talking about my name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest
player lives
still got a cam on the runes I think they're pushing a main level month
Yeah, pushing art aqua, maybe blue maybe blue bar
What up activate your ability
Not this week
Flank him, come flank him
Where is he?
Flank, flank
Just be careful
This game is actually so fun
Muda, now this map is fucked
Have you played this map before?
Oh I love this map bro
I love this map
We can't get back to site, he's on the roof
What do you mean?
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Muda and I have an ego problem
Yep, that checks out
And now this is all my mother's life he's cheating
You have a point this age, please
Oh
I could have killed him friendly last operator standing
Mark, I will suck your dick if you win this game
We're shooting
But why is there a cheater in every game bow? There's not a cheater, bro. Is there a cheater 100%?
Oh my mother's life is cheating who actually well, yeah three games
Who's cheating who's cheating I?
Think he said ace. I just a loser. It's the young truth kid
My there's a cheating profile picture too. What's his level? What did I mean?
What the fuck are you talking about?
your body bring castle game I'll play torn instead of eager oh dude this guy's
saying Yeager but he's like saying the hard art to get away with him I don't
like how he's saying Yeager no no he's literally saying he's ripping it like
every time and he thinks he's slick yo Yeager yep where are you from bro
uh kibbeck yeah see ah kibbeck what yeah man kibbeck i i like muda
that's not even french oh he says i like that's french yeah well it's for
french
secure the bomb
i'm not i'm not even speaking french you're just the apple
Alright.
Argh.
Ummm, fucking mura.
Do any of y'all want to take a shower with me at all?
Do any of y'all want to take a shower with me?
I understand, your body wants it.
Do any of y'all want a shower?
Yeah, this mazzy jump's gonna die whenever they break the doors by the way
Oh wait a second zero
Let me know when big window no
oh sir I'm pink here yeah yeah boys boys don't pick triple wall yes you're
right here on the on the shelf nice excuse me I don't fucking know bro
Oh, like we're in here. Okay, I guess it's really close scripting though
That because scripting at all slam slam slammed. Oh my god
Takes one to no one dude. I don't what is this analogy?
But isn't it like you guys are like bad like you guys are bad. What's the word chat you guys are like bad influences
Because every time I die just call someone a cheater now, so she's actually back about anyway. I'm gonna go to get piss
All right, I'm gonna drop to the main
Okay
That's a crook walk it was down here below
go walk right there, let's see
well done
Sam am I back?
I might be back
you're juggling
we're all playing when I think I'm back
hold on
you guys are all saying no
it's all good
wanna go pent?
No, I want to go kitchen.
That was a dog shit, sorry.
I mean, he's kind of right there.
Oh, they're bad about that.
Kitchen.
Shall I present you with the hottest chip?
What would be a good up for a kid to eat?
Mm-hmm
Give me Malusi go with the door and the window or
Lisa
Or bear bar any of obov
Well, I got bar bar for you he got leaves so oh, yeah, dude, they're not getting in the site
Jack do any of these sound hot
I'm just gonna go room Jack do these and do any of these sound hot?
Carolina Reaper pepper
Trinidad scorpion pepper ghost pepper jalapeno seasoning
Nah, not really all easy. No, yeah, you can eat that bro. Really? Yeah
I have the hottest shit in my hand
I'm leaving the window.
Put them right under the window, Merck.
Put them right under the window so they can't shoot it.
Trash.
I
Like bro, I don't know no no
Hello fucking game bro
one down i think
like we need help upstairs
yeah one down and one slush
he's picking up the fat bitch
Oh, I didn't know they were over there!
No comms, but...
...opening, uh, servers?
What, I've seen them down there.
There's like three upstairs.
Yep.
I mean I don't know what the fuck I'm dying from bro, like genuine.
Yeah, main window on P.
On some right stairs.
Oh my.
They're all over. You gotta flank these kids.
Three seconds. Pushing main window inside.
Inside.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
There's really no courier.
So no, I don't wanna play this map.
No, no, I don't know how to play this map.
I don't know how to play this map. I didn't know.
play this all where where where where could I find there honestly honestly
obviously guys listen I'm gold too I don't fuck I'm doing I ever lose because
the dog your teammates bro carry that diamond on my feet oh dude come on bro
are you gold man are you playing with so chill chill chill guys why why why be you
know mean to each other when we could just be friends you know he's very mad
right now he's very mad your master oh are you playing with someone in a team
Yeah, I'm playing with the bronze 4.
No, but right now.
Yeah, I'm playing with the bronze 4 on our team.
Copper 4, sorry.
Oh, gold is your max rank?
No, oh yeah, my gold is actually my rank.
But like, we're still going to win though.
We're still going to win, we're still going to win.
Yeah.
I'm a smurf.
My peak was, I send in 3.
what is that is lying good chat we lost he's had his peak was ascended three
what is it what is it in this ring the green rank emerald emerald oh god
God.
First at Ascendant 3.
Why the fuck?
Oh God.
Okay to bomb.
Sorry guys, we got this.
You know this entire time of high-vives, it's not about the journey high-vives, or sorry,
it's not about the destination high-vives, it's about the journey, it's about the friends
you make along the way, you know?
Like these, you know, who the fuck wants to skip to being a billionaire?
You're gonna work your way to be the billionaire, you know, like high-fives if you woke up next morning
There's two pills one work every day for eight hours every day for 30 years to achieve one billion dollars or
One billion dollars gets terminated and rented to your account this second. What pill would you take?
Probably the second pill yeah, what?
Wait, what was the second bill you spoke way too quick
What?
Watch for run-offs.
Yeah, the second pill!
Get clear!
Ah, just a little bit of a lion master-jack.
Oh, clear!
Little bit of a master-jack at this fucking video game.
Just not shooting cams in 2026, I guess.
We're doing penthouse over. I got gridlock for, um, main walk up.
VFB's bare-kitted off, all of us is clear.
VFB's...
...bare-kitted off.
I see no one maining.
One on base.
He's chilling on base.
No one VFB.
What do you mean?
Uh, main's bare-kitted off too.
All of that is clear.
He's playing the lion because of the black jack, I know.
I said that the black jack.
Wait, what?
VFB!
The black ice, bro.
What the fuck is up with me jacking off right now?
Like, where's the bro?
Yo, where do I entry from, bro?
Oh, what the hell?
Yeah, one in hookah, one on base, and then one's turning on me.
They're all upstairs.
Why can't I break it? Damn!
Yo, Ash, can you ask this?
No, I use both.
Or someone named?
Yeah, I got it.
I don't give a...
Give me one, sir.
One on base.
One on this one.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
You have dropped a diffuser.
My bad, Bolo!
I
My god, bro, LaBow with the 25 gifted I fucking love you LaBow
25 gifted I love you God bless you. I love you, bro. Thank you so much for 25, bro
Fucking love you, bro
Yo, I don't understand. How did I lose that fight?
Goddamn and desk
You know that's what it is. Shut your face up
of
the
death of
death of
I can't, man.
Oh, and three.
Like, get the fuck off, and I'll place the four to three.
Hey, guy, you got like two kills in the first round.
There's a reason why KD is higher than yours,
because you don't do this normally, right?
You got lucky kills, right?
This is a normal thing.
Yo, yo, let's just all be friends, bro.
Like, let's help each other, so they're tearing each other down, bro.
Tearing each other down is nothing, bro.
Tearing each other down does nothing for the team.
Just lock in, bro.
I could be playing better.
I'm one of four.
Yes, bro.
Okay, bro.
Okay, bro.
Yo, okay, bro.
I'm ass, is that what you want to be here?
Is that what you want to hear?
I'm ass, is that what you want to hear?
That makes you feel better about yourself.
Boy, I just win, bro, I just win.
That's what it's together.
Okay, where are they gonna go?
They're gonna go kitchen?
I'm just gonna wrap my fucking...
It's all good.
Muda, it's okay, we're gonna go...
Yes, they're gonna go kitchen, Muda.
That's open vert, no?
You're gonna open vert?
Sledge book and sledge
Yes, I'm gonna go gridlock so I can gridlock the flank you got a one point one big guy
And Co is on my team right now
Why is it you know, I'm like who is that is that? What was that guys make?
Why is there an assassin's creed number on my team right now?
When you sit down no, I'm gonna you're doing great
few lucky kills you know what I mean fuse yeah oh yeah
great so the thing is you're not gonna have anything to fuse if they're
getting burnt drone is located a bomb but they're gonna have vert control no
our teammate we have sledge and buck there's gonna be no floor what are you
gonna what are you gonna fuse what are you gonna fuse before they open it up
what okay I mean you could do that I don't think you're gonna okay alright
Well, okay, okay, you make me feel very not confident myself, so I'm just not going to go like
I'm just gonna go ying ying's good ying's good
Someone like just that shut your bitch ass up high-vives you stupid small dick fuck hairline receding pussy
I don't think anyone said that actually I want security
I'll play your reflection
Let me click him
There's one downstairs
He's in blue bar
He's in blue bar
Blue bar
Alright, let's get out
Let's get fur-
Everyone go fur-
That's what's he got in there
What the fuck?
That's it
There are head scares
I'm not in
Just me one second
They have feet holes
So they're probably dying over here
No one's inside right now.
Why do you power him though? No?
Where's the one guy inside? Where is he?
He was here.
No, smoke's uh, so short hit.
Got him out, moved him.
Well, no one's here, I'm gonna put a cam on 90, okay?
Guys, jump inside, just jump inside.
I can't solo use also so low. Where's my team? Where's my team? Why did everyone jump at the site? I don't get it
Muda, nobody was in site. Let's go to it. Yeah, but our plan was to take
Muda, I need you
Well wait, seriously, I'll be what's it? Yo, is it smart if I even gonna jump in? Yeah, you could do that. Yeah
What's your life? What's your life?
Yeah, this game is fucking terrible like I actually want to like blow something up into my place to say game
I actually fucking hate this fucking shitty ass games fucking stupid ass fucking shitty ass game
Like if I jump into right that literally just want to kill myself in GTA
Like I literally just want to kill myself in GTA and we say I'm gonna play a fucking game, bro
Let's see you get a frag to meet something for some reason my chat saying of course
What is one in five flies
that's just that one right now move up on
so we don't know what I will say is
what I guess our original plan was to go vert
but we noticed when nobody was in
We noticed nobody was in sight, so we should have just yanked and took sight and then just planted.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh my god.
Where am I muttering?
No, you're not muttering, I hear you.
Oh my god.
NGGS.
Oh
Okay, Muda happens you you have games like that, but guess what happens after that game come to the main lobby and then you play again
Nice Muda, let's go Muda
You might just want to stick to 1v1's I know like actually fun in this game, bro
I'm actually fun
Well, I'm gonna that doesn't show anything though. I'm gonna be honest one view ones don't prove anything
You know what I'm saying when you get here when you get your boots on the field and
You have to attack a bomb site where it's 5v5
Then your true color show and your true colors are showing right now. You're not a good player, but that's fine
You're not supposed to be a good player with
No, we're getting streams night the entire game by the way Moodo this guy's a first-time chatter mood
I own you I fried you on cap can last round brother. I own you
Well, I don't think we were getting stream sniped, but um, yeah, yo guys, hello.
Here.
What's up, man?
How's it going?
Uh, pretty, pretty shitty, actually.
Why?
My fucking no bro my randoms are waiting until the last three seconds of the round to do anything
Yeah, that's that ass in the way
Anyone like fucking come play this fucking game. He's a cheater. He's a hacker. He's a cheater. He's scripting. He's walling
He's his vehicle is scripting hacker hacker hacker
Like are you talking about are you saying people can play too much or yes?
People aren't happy on this game. No people. No, you won't meet a happy
happy. You won't meet a happy random.
You won't have.
Let's go, Mira.
You locked in for Thursday.
Rowan, seven was putting dick on me in a fucking death match yesterday.
It was yes.
All this map is so hard.
I believe this map.
I think you're a grim.
I can't lie.
All right.
Yeah, like you're a wreck.
You know, they're going to do they're going to go upstairs.
We have to do an over we have to do an admin over do you know how to do that like do you know how to perform that?
It's okay. I'll lead you to it. You don't know. I know how to do it. I know I know how to do it under over
I know how to do that
No, that's not what I said. I said an admin over. Yes, I don't do admin over
Yo, if they go upstairs, you want to do an admin over?
I'm gonna let's get drones in
Okay, they're uh prepping for an admin over. So where are they? So are they here?
Um look at my drone look at my drone right now. So they're in this break room which they're gonna
play that if they're smart with a rotate right here but I'm gonna nomad off both these doors so
So we can easily take it now what I will say if you repell on this window and you try to repel in they will see for you
Over you have to be a C4 out. Okay
Yeah, and have Valk so they're gonna be playing from below
That's gonna be playing from below. I'm done. I got it. I'm following you bro. I'm following you you got it. Yeah
I got everything you said
I
So can I jump into this window right now
No, why not let's stop in me from jumping nothing. I didn't know mad anything else yet
Okay, I just kept in a church
uh might be a C4 below
can you see it dude?
why would there be a C4 below bro they're not
it's just about him
the fuck is that dog shit?
no one's vending
the fuck is that?
one's Oreo one's Oreo
where's Oreo what the fuck?
did you hear that?
What the fuck?
Did you reload?
Drop it to the other side.
Oh
Hi, I may have
Hi, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to I swear to God. Hi boys
How does that mean to a lot of me too?
So good, so good, but uh
Muda so since you're new to the game now, I'm gonna teach you
I don't think you've ever seen this before you know if you click tab you're gonna see a triangle you see that triangle
Yeah, I see it. Yeah, what does that mean?
That means if you do any damage to anyone on your team, it will reflect straight into
So I'll be actually careful now, so I could have taken that off
But I left it on because this is a lesson to learn this lesson. Yeah, you have to be careful now, okay?
Okay
Okay, so you know what bro, I'm gonna stop asking questions and just go with my gut
Okay, no, no, no you should ask questions you should ask questions this game is if you go with your gut you
You're going in blind. I'm gonna go in and I'm just gonna have aura, bro
I'm gonna watch one video of
Let's see here. Spoi. I'm gonna watch one video of spoi and then sharring gone and take his gameplay and
Yeah, here one sec spoi highlights
I'm gonna watch some spoil highlights and just see what he does and sharring gone and copy what he does. Yep
Ready up with that
But we do the same thing, but I think they're gonna be ready for it
Oh
What are you ready
What are you doing bro?
He's already dead
What up?
Yeah I have an idea I have an idea I have an idea
You have an idea?
Oh yeah go ahead
What's your idea?
Yeah so are they playing top floor room consulate?
Quarterly?
Yeah they're into your spy solution
What are they doing?
Alright that's one
That's two
Ah
Rez me Rez me Rez me Rez me
I'm in a scope I'm in a scope
They're coming behind me.
Ayayayay, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia!
Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia!
Mamma, sit, stop f**king!
Why is he holding that angle?
Do you have a drone for me?
Who's on the lag there, boys?
oh seven oh anyone follow so you guys are telling me I killed once in bathroom
once in vending your rabbit you should go get you go get you
three of my games three of your games
We have two flashes and three no-bounds left.
Did you find the dust?
Yeah, he was.
Might still be.
Oh my god.
Hi guys.
Yeah.
Let's go, brother.
Stop.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
EEEEHHHHH
Okay, okay, okay, okay, is that Chewbacca bro?
Bro
That wasn't bad
Yo, I can't wait to eat this chipwrap, it's probably not even that hot bro
Wait, you're eating the one chip?
Yeah
Wow
Is that gonna be, is this gonna be hot?
Yeah, I am really yeah, I am
No, you know, I want to do a challenge with you. Hi guys, you know what we should do. What's that genuinely? I
Think we do an IRL stream together and
We take our pants off into the first one that gets hard loses and we're just both naked
This team makes me happy
On God, bro. Love you, bro. Yo, Ruben, it's your own. I love you grind time to your own. I love you
Handsome
Yeah, let's do a
Top-down probably
Admin and then down far
But I'm being honest. I saw a TikTok video and showed this was like the fastest for us. You just like come through here
I'm gonna be doing that
What's a good character child is located? Wait, you want to I mean I can go
I just want to have a call by them, I want to have a call by them.
Yeah, let's go police line, maybe a lion.
Yeah, I got you.
10 seconds.
Fuck, five man rush down these fucking stairs boys.
Shit, let's do it.
Fuck it, let's do it.
Just running main door.
Um, Wada, you're gonna run after us, okay?
Let's go.
are we literally just running in like a dumbass yep
maybe shoot there one second
you're using that as my group?
I just want to grab some nice good regroup
what was it? lagged out again I think
drone activated
I
Love the primary just keep slugging out
My job my job my job
Let me know when the peak
Hi guys, let me know when to peek.
I think they're all gonna be dead stairs, bitch.
One's playing for the rest of the game.
I saw on the head, you can peek, but he's gonna be on 3rd ping.
So, yeah, one's on the door and one's like...
Back in the hallway.
You gotta play this guy.
He's head's right here.
Bandits on 3rd ping. Walk at bandit 3rd ping.
Walk at bandit 3rd ping.
Yeah, bandit's on that corner.
What the fuck? Where?
That's right, that's right.
Yo, I think you had an echo drum on you.
Here with them all.
Yeah, I just got, like, see, I got food so fucking low, bro.
I just got a generation of shit.
Oh my god, is it just Aang?
He has no, I'm literally going into this, like, this map,
not knowing where anything is.
I swear, the one time I was trying to fight Thor,
what anything is?
Not knowing anything, where anything is.
No map knowledge, no whole knowledge.
I can't get it.
Nothing but literally an aim
Why don't I just saying W Lacey collab? Why is it what's staying in Lacey?
Hyper is Lacey what?
Now I'm not gonna lie
See now we moved up low so how do you like a piece of shit, bro?
That's actually like the eighth fucking game in a row somebody said we is that lazy
Yeah, they usually sound like that
I mean, I don't know why does everyone make fun of me. I don't get it long nose long face
squeaker voice
everyone has to pick on me for some reason like it's always on me anyway
what the fuck is the map today remake this map I don't remember you want to
kill me now I'll get you with the bomb yes or no
oh do you want a free kill yes yes yes yes all right dependent there in the
stream but I don't think I don't read what you hear don't know what I'm looking where am I looking
you're just gonna sit right here you're just gonna sit right here they're either gonna
repel up or repel on the on the over here okay just sit right there just listen for repels
I don't know hi-bots it's nothing a very bad idea bro it's not it's not a bad idea
Yeah, yeah, come grab it left left side ready
My god, yeah, she hands
Oh my god, hi boys, hi damn, maybe one style it
I
The spiral window?
I'm gonna get rid of it.
What spiral window?
Uh...
Gonna be over here.
Oh, there was one, skylight.
Girl, I'm so bad.
Two on roof right now.
Drop yellow?
Drop on your mood up.
I'm gonna watch the spiral.
That's yellow where you're looking.
Yeah, there's all three of them, all three of them.
I've seen all three of them, all three of them.
Okay, why did I think it was a good idea to take my impact up there?
I'm so distorted.
Dude.
There's one.
There's that tiny room you go through.
Yeah, I think she's in the little connector, yeah, right there.
Does Impax not do any damage?
Should I just, should I just take it out on my U-Bump?
No. Don't throw Impax at people. They're Pokemon balls, bro.
Actually...
Yeah.
Oh my god, so I could have killed him if I just had my gun out.
Yes.
Take it over here.
Kim Hall, Kim Hall.
Oh my god, yo.
Yo, this game, I feel like you can just get such amazing teammates sometimes, bro.
Can you buy Black Isis on the marketplace?
Yes. Unfortunately, you can. So there's two parts to that question. You can.
So a while back, Rainbow Six Siege got hacked and the marketplace has yet to be seen after that hack.
So they're still working on that. I think that was months ago.
Okay, well this game is literally so shit then.
Like, how are there hackers at, like, do hackers own this game?
Does Ubisoft even have control of their servers?
Nura for basement.
Does Ubisoft even own Rainbow Six Siege at this point?
I'm okay.
No, no, no, no, no, actually, chat.
Does Ubisoft actually even fucking own this game?
How are hackers literally, hackers I think own more of this game than Ubisoft themselves,
bro?
Anonymous owns it.
Like literally though, like literally.
There, there's...
Um...
So I'm gonna play yellow stairs.
Yo, I'm gonna play yellow stairs with the shotgun and the shotgun.
So if I play right here, chat?
They can, I mean, they could made me, but I would just walk up or down the stairs.
It's a joke mirrors up jit. Also they can't flash me or anything like that
But on this side
I put the other one in
I'm located by a 4.
Alright.
Chatmeen, Jason, and Naveen's segment locks for Thursday, which is like tomorrow to be fired.
Chatmeen, Jason, and Naveen, we're gonna take our pants off and do our only fans together.
Is it not?
It's actually not letting me.
I don't know if that's a glitch or what, but that's happened another time. Put it here if there's no...
Put it on this map. Um, vert control is heavy, so...
My name is Mooda, but you can call me the chosen one.
Okay.
I'm gonna say, well, for sure.
I don't like this. I don't like this. I'm giving it a second.
Oh, I think upstairs. Maybe fuse.
We got wallop.
Allah, Allah, Allah.
No!
Very shit.
NOOOOO!
Very shit
Fuck! I'm getting wall again
aww
fuck
uh spiral walked in
yeah sledge he's like 1 hp walks to the back side
chat what's the best mouse in the world bro is it the razor viper v3 or is it the uh
the watchtex super light
hi guys if you know how to hunt you get the room in the chat how do you get it
get it I'm so cool you can go upstairs and you shouldn't do the floor on that
era but I'm so good no what are you doing bro what's your thoughts please yo
You are ass! You are ass!
You are ass! You are ass!
Mota! There's two Mira standing at me!
I can't do anything!
Thanks for getting all these this round.
What's going on?
Who you been? Who you been?
Thermite?
Mota, what did you do that round? Mota, you wanna blame me?
You can ask my chat! You can ask my chat!
What did I do that round, chat?
How many kills did I get that round, chat?
How many kills did I get that round?
Yeah, how many kills did Moody get that round?
How many?
Two.
Lacy said you gotta pick me in the R6 tournament.
I'm a sleeper.
Lacy.
My whole talk's saying you guys, you're our kills.
Wait, Lacy, Lacy, Lacy, are you still in my chat?
Oh my God, this guy's low key Drake.
He probably already left.
Lacy.
Um
Except my discord request bro. I want to do something with you. No, what?
Ron drafted me last round last journey and I outfired them on rounds. Lacey
You know what? On my life from a captain. I will first pick you on everything. I love I will first pick you Lacey
Second about Lacey, I'm on discord. I want to do a second with you, bro. I want to tap in
Why my sword?
I
Don't think you're getting champion dude Lacey it's mood up my discourse mood of Lacey chat is this game go
You know what Lacey bro if you're asleep, I'm still gonna take my browser
Not trying to be an asshole just asking because the way you talk, but are you gay?
No, bro, I like pussy bro, I like girls bro. I like girls bro. Why are you laughing at that? I'm funny
Why is laughing?
That's not even funny. Hi boys. Do I sound game? Yeah
Lacey you are trucked as fuck go fuck yourself ugly as pussy bitch. Yeah, that ass retweet
Nah, that ass retweet. Yo, Lacey you sound the same as me, bro. You have a high-pitched voice, too
guy should I make it sound like he has a deep voice bro
did you see that in the one clip I was talking about
is this entire fucking map made in a fucking paper like I don't know
seriously like I fucking hate I think you just go vert and then fuck you from the top
You're gonna get hatched here.
I think.
Bro, Selena, stop calling my fucking phone, Selena.
Damn like I have a career to chase baby. I can't like just now and date you right now, bro. Jesus
Fucking right, bro. Yeah, fucking right. Yeah, fucking right, bro. Yeah, fucking right like legitimately. Yeah, fucking right, bro
Oh
Fucking shot pussy, bro. There's no fucking way
Dude, like these guys are actually asked genuinely. They're actually fucking ass, bro
Lacey you are
Jesus
Go for it.
Yeah, we're going to.
So, yo, why does this guy hit Lacy?
Why does this guy hit Lacy?
Yo, don't throw, don't throw, don't throw.
He's actually good, he's actually good.
Don't throw, don't throw, don't throw.
Right in here.
Yeah, there's still a mirror.
And there's something on the yellow door.
Just fuck off, just fuck off.
There's no longer a thorn on the yellow door.
Yeah, fuck.
That's it, move out.
I mean, bro, 5 for 5 on a map, I've
I've never played keeping a buck bro come on that's kind of good bro not bad Muda not bad
But you got that little slay to your voice you got that little zest you add to the end of your words
Am I do you guys think I'm gay?
All right Muda that was my last Muda why?
Because I have to work bro I got two jobs
Bro oh my god, bro like are you serious just bro just quit today bro just quit just just quit working for jinksy
Let's just play today all day. Take a day off
But I have to work with us. Okay, but I had fun though. Muda. You're gonna play you're gonna play ranked more
We can get the champion. Yeah, I'm down bro. I'm down. We'll work. We'll play together soon, bro. Okay. Okay, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye
Get off this game now chat should we go into the chat should we try to be uh
Should we try to beat squishy now chat? Hey, should we try to beat squishy in a 1v1 now?
Holy shit, it's hot as fuck in the bedroom.
It's like my uh, what the fuck is my temperature in my house, it's so hot.
73!
Oh my god, 73 degrees? Holy fuck.
Chai, am I allowed to take a piss?
Am I allowed to take a piss, Chai?
Chai, do y'all give me permission to go to the bathroom and take a piss?
Hey, squishy.
Muda, what's up, bro?
Hi, how are you?
I'm good, bro.
I'm doing amazing, bitch.
And do you want to maybe 1v1 and you use no wait, what was the segment we did last time I?
Couldn't boost but I could jump
Okay, so do you want to do no boost but you can jump again and see if I can reach you bo3 1000 gifted on the line a
Thousand gifted on the line
I've been training a
1000 gifted
You can't jump or sorry you can't boost but you can jump 1,000 gifted
Fuck you've been training. I don't know but that's tough. That's tough. You've been training this stuff
How about this how about this
Little bit little bit, bro, what the fuck is going on?
I don't think I can do a thousand because like you're a millionaire though like you're
living a multi-millionaire yet you have eight million dollars in the big show what is what
is a thousand what is that's fine that's fine but that's how I'm saying my point is my point
is bro if you've been training I'm gonna get my ass fucked with no boost bro okay fine
Fine fine. Let's just do okay. Oh here
What if we what if we what if we swapped it and did instead of instead of instead of no boost
But I could jump how about no jump, but I can boost fuck no
Why cuz you're gonna do some like fucking weird-ass musty flake 360 no scope
Yo, okay, you know what? What do you want here? Why don't we just do one?
Okay, let's do a B03 how much gets given up on a line for this B03
honor
But what is the what is the thing what is the thing how much better are you oh
You can ask my chat chat how good am I on a skill of 1 to 10 and be honest chat be honest
Chat be honest a skill of 1 to 10 how good am I be honest?
Hey, oh they're saying 10 10 10 honestly mood with your hours probably at 10 to 10 mood your ignition on squishy
9 out of 11 I don't believe any of that problem beyond I feel like they all
called you ass I didn't look at your chat but I felt like they all called you
yeah just knowing you're just not like I'm gonna take a piss let me take a
Let me take a pass, let me take a pass, let me take a pass, and let me think about how
much you have to be put on the line.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Should just end up to one day winning squishy um and he has no no jump or no boost no boost. Okay, um
Like okay, you're you have some like I guess I'm aggression to you right now see it
But we can also do like I play regular and I try to beat you by like
Like you have to like hold me off from getting 20 goals for example like get that
How do I tell you this still what a save by the way?
You got to get back in the lab, bro. What was that? What was that irritable?
Well, this is my first game on
Yeah, okay, you do okay. Oh, oh shit
Yeah, I don't know you have control bro how much you've been playing I can see the difference
If I can't boost this cunt, this is cunt.
Your air dribble is actually good, Muga.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, yeah, for like a basic air dribble with no reset, it's actually really good.
Oh, you like that fake?
You've been trying it, bro, what rank are you now?
Uh, fuck, that was bad.
I don't like that.
Uh, I know I'm still a champion, but I just, you know,
I play the game way more now.
You look like you're, you're thinking more like you're.
Oh yeah, brother.
It's my cross to my game.
You're like, you're like faking shit.
Oh, I like that.
You see, I have no control that I can't do.
I can't even get the ball bro.
That was just a goal.
Yeah, I can't just think I can't get up there.
I'm gonna do like a $2000, a $2000 gift.
No, fuck no, fuck no.
Thank God we did this.
Bro, I think we switch up the...
Because we won't know, we won't know.
I think we switch up the thing.
I think we make it, like I can play regular,
but I have to beat my certain amount of goals,
get like hold me off and get like 20, bro.
20?
I guess we play.
you need to hold me off from getting 20 I don't know bro that's like yeah that's
hard that's I'm saying like that's actually hard it's like a fair it's like
a fair bet I feel or I could play a KBM which I'm ass on I think those are fair
I think you'll be good now yeah because you have the air dribble yeah this
air dribble shit like you just get the boost and then you have the ball again
right I think that'll be fair and you do something like that I so what should we do then what do we
do I think I think we do we do best of three I have to get 20 on you for me 20 or more for
it to count as a game win deal okay we do that so you have 20 we have I yeah basically I have to
I have to score 20 on you for it to count as a game win, and if you stop me from scoring 20, then you win the game.
And you can play normally?
I play normally, yes.
Oh my god.
Your chance, bro. Your chance.
Usually, if I play chance, I win like, maybe 15 to 4 or something.
Or like 15 to 3 or something.
Like over 10 minutes.
People are saying you won't get 20, you won't get 20.
Yeah, I think that's fair. I mean, that's like reasonable.
Okay, let's go then. Back out.
All right, how do we do 20? How do we do 20? How do I give you 20 to it?
I don't know. We just we leave it zero zero. It's fine. And then and then yeah
I just need to get 20 I see I see an end of end the game with 20 gold basically. Oh my god
So I need to have okay, and it's a best of three
Best of three and I'm a hundred gifted hundred gifted. Oh hell no
What I don't know how good you are brought on how good you are. I don't get it
I think it's a bad deal for me, to be honest.
I think we do, I think we do it.
They should have like $8 million, but you just use it on me a little bit again.
Brother, stop bashing the chat bro.
They're saying it's bad for me bad for me 20 is crazy one sec bro JP is calling. Hello
Yeah, it was good JP
What's up, bro?
Yeah, bro, so low key squishy is saying a hundred gifted and I'm 20 goals up
Do you think that's possible? I'm good on my end. I'm champ by the way
He's SSL multi winner multi million dollars. I guess he has a also a fucking trophy trophies
Yeah, fuck that. Okay. All right JP, appreciate you about taking care. So yeah, bro, I think
we do 50 goals.
What the fuck? I've never even scored 50 in a game, bro. You can't even score that
many if you score like every kickoff.
Oh, 20 is reasonable, bro. 20 is reasonable.
Okay, should we do 25?
What? 25? What am I chatting? Even 15's fair.
20... 20...
Hi, can we do...
See how we just did this one and we did a test run?
Practice run? Yeah, yeah.
Alright, hey, but yo, say I swear to God you're not gonna go easy on me this game.
I swear, I swear.
Don't fucking household me, bro.
Alright, test run, test run.
Test run, test run.
20 goal lead, 20 goal lead.
That's the way I fell, actually.
Alright, 20 goal lead, let's go.
Let's see, let's see. Test run, test run.
See, like, this is the thing.
I have to score off kickoff alive.
if you if you even take the ball once it's all time it's hard like i can't get 20
i have to stay on tempo right like i have to have 10 by half of the game
and you're not a bot like you actually look like this is falling hell of a time
i feel like this is good for you and look at eight look at eights where i can't i can't even get the ball
oh fuck yeah but look yeah i went back off to the test run
We got you have a brain like you can actually
Throw what?
Muda since when?
Since when you saving that?
Maybe maybe maybe it's hard 20 times
Okay, even impossible to fucking go on this guy
You're saying you're not champ but you're better not I think he is champ bro. He's got a good air dribble like he's been playing for a long time
Yes, you're really good. You have really good at air drill mechanic
Give me a read of the games actually good
You're just a gamer bro, I know I know it says that
Holy fuck are you reacting? Yeah, this is hard
This donating you $500 back if we do this I
Promise I'm not even like hustling you right now like you're actually good
You listen like a private full 15 most games I feel like I like close to you
Is it impossible to get a goal on you yeah, I have to just make a mistake though
I make a mistake then yeah
But what you learn like you resets like fakes with the resets
Bro like you have a good airdrop, but you gotta turn that into a reset. It's gonna be okay
I don't know how to do that, bro. I can get the reset off, but I'm gonna do anything with it, bro
Yeah
That's actually good
I
Know what you get that you do
I know you're gonna do that too bro. I just didn't I didn't come a pad. I don't got a pad
I need to get five goals in 30 seconds
What the fuck?
Get him out of the kickoff, huh?
Bro, your, like, challenges are good, too.
Fuck.
Oh my god, dude, you're actually him, bro.
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, but this is what I mean like
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, how do you know exactly?
Oh my god.
6x6 bro my god is it doable?
Is it doable?
Ah, I see that stuff.
Oh my god!
Oh shit.
Okay, next turn then, next turn then, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
That way.
okay I lost she is that's not for a possible brother when you're fucking
scoring his goals
boss game it's game bro that's it see like one save
bro oh my god what to say holy fuck that's good that was a game yeah 17 okay so 20 works
but alright you ready bro I don't know okay I'm gonna get I'm gonna get close to it oh
Oh my god, best of three, best of three, yeah, yeah, best of three.
Let's go.
Oh my god, let's go.
20, yeah, 20 is extreme, you know, that would be perfect.
Let's go.
Logs, we're under prediction.
I'm gonna be locked in bruh, that's really, oh, oh my god, I fucked up, that's a really
good start.
I backed off because your lead is good usually on that.
No, squishing a demo lane you fucking cheater.
Bro.
Oh my god, thank god young god, thank god young god, you killed so much time
Bro, no way, no way, I lost already, I lost already this game, I think
Felt so much fucking time
I would rather not score, bro.
Ah bruh that's good, normally gets oney like I need the kickoff to go good, fuck, fuck
Yeah, bro, it's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. But this is a bad deal.
I don't think I can do it, bro. I don't know who's doing it. One in the chat if Judo should
play we are after now 15 would have been too easy chat
I think like I'm not happy with the wall
see I just can't have any of those
yeah yeah just can't any of those like literally any of those
Oh my god, that's terrible. That's terrible fucking shitty ass devils
yes no bro no bro no I thought I had to beat you
bro oh my god I'm being so unlucky oh my god I'm being so unlucky oh my god I'm
So lucky I'm good. I'm correct. I'm correct. I'm good
Yeah, that's it
You're too good
What a bump I was gonna bump fuck bro. He took like 45 seconds what a bump bro
You just go I see nothing to lose
Yeah, right like everything you go for our recovery office so long
Do I have time 12 and two minutes fuck I don't know I don't know kickoff needs to be good
What?
What?
Alright, we're gonna have to go game three I guess.
I got the lock here next game.
This game's cooked.
I don't know.
I gotta change my game.
my game plan I guess.
What's gonna work against you though?
I gotta figure out the rest of this game what works against you.
Crap this is good too.
Crap, I was just dying kill.
The time kill.
No, the fucking demo.
There's no way it's playable, right? Is it impossible?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, it's not.
You have to, like, really troll.
Brother oh my god look how much time the saves are killing to
Eight goals in fifty seconds
Wrap it up!
No way
No shot
was that kickoff by me bro what the fuck seven seconds seven goals and 46 seconds
oh my god oh god oh my god
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god are you serious oh my god actually
oh you and your fucking demos bro holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck
Okay
No, oh my god, I just like it
Yes
Rockwell if I had a better start maybe
Not impossible
I think I got 17 on you last time, Chidam.
Like 18 is done?
Nope, 17 bro.
Fuck, Muda.
Alright.
Game 1.
I need to, I need to fucking find a way, man.
Dude, if I could do what I do in the last minute, in the beginning of the game, like it's actually so doable.
I just have to have a good like first two minutes.
Oh my god, bro.
That's a three that's a three chat not that's fine
Dude good, bro, you had you had some big saves that killed like 30 40 seconds
I know yeah, if I just have a really good
Like I have to go off the post and then I have to take forever to get back to it like make like it boost so hard
Let's go block. I know what to do now. I know what to do. I know what to do now. You slow my kickoffs down
Alright, we need a corner of us like 30 seconds.
Alrighty, not the greatest.
This is a terrible challenge. This is actually a terrible challenge. You're way too good.
I probably like, yeah, it doesn't suit me, fuck.
Just jog it.
Okay, a minute?
That's really good right there.
That's good.
If I could just get, if I could just get like two of those.
That's already, it's already fucked, I think.
I think it was a way
No, I like that out of you I like that I like that I don't know
The big yahoo got banned on TikTok
Who's big yahoo you don't think that you don't know the big yahoo is
That's a bad play.
That's just over as well.
I like that.
in the air lowkey kills a lot of time for you though so actually I'm still okay with that.
Fuck.
I think I'll start going way my favorite right now though.
Not bad, not bad.
I gotta stay calm, I have more time than I think I do, I'm not gonna run to school,
Actually, it's fine.
Yes, bro.
Oh shit, you're on pace, but I just need one good one minute.
That's literally all I need.
One good one minute.
Yeah.
That's not the right play, let me do that.
that's good you saw the solar sky man this is so hard this is so hard kind of think
way like Mr. Dabuse
get on piece you're on face bitch don't get in the head don't get in the head
it's still about boy you're a little champion bro you got this
have a go in yeah
okay not impossible
no squishy not impossible not impossible
I
Fuck bro, yeah, actually a time I see that's gonna keep on talk
My game I'm again like what?
I mean, I I'm sorry. I can't even I mean like what the fuck
Okay, I'm very proud of you.
The gods wanted to go game three, bro.
What is that?
Bro, no way.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
If you saved that, I think the game is over. I'm not gonna lie.
recover for like 10 seconds. Holy fuck.
That's not good.
That's fine, score it, score it, score it, score it.
That's some cooking.
Fuck.
What did I find the way through here?
Honestly, that kills so much time.
I'm good with that, bro.
Holy fuck, bro.
Fuck.
Alright, just one more of those.
Last minute.
One more of those.
Yep, I like that.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's still unlucky
What am I doing? It's okay
Fuck bro. Oh my god, this game's yours Jesus Christ 30 seconds. Come on. Fuck
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay, okay, okay.
Game three.
Okay, I need a second, I need a second.
Oh, it's okay, okay, okay, just don't join the game right away.
Okay, that's it, that's it.
Let me talk about chat.
All right, go.
But how do I win this, bro?
How do I win this?
Am I doing good?
Did I just get unlucky in that game?
Like a lot of fifties?
Like a lot of fifties?
Was there just a lot of fifties there?
Delay kickoffs, go more back?
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Alright, last game, bro.
And I have more confidence now because last game you honestly started off with a lot of time to start up with a minute
Okay, you start up with a minute of time kill last game in the beginning of the game. Yeah, I'll do it again. Yeah
I'm saying I was able to do it still so I got a district confident
That's...fuck man...fuck.
About the same as last game, literally the same as last game.
I think it's the exact situation last game.
I didn't get that last game.
Okay, I guess that's like that. Yes, bro. Yes, do that more with us. Do that more with us. Come on, five more times. Give me that. Okay, bro. Five goals to one minute.
There you go.
No squishy bro, you're such a bitch, fuck you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, keep panicking, Mudo, keep panicking, bro.
Please.
Oh my god, I could actually do it.
There you go.
Oh
God
Like you just rear cover is just so fast your recovery so fast bro. No
Bro.
Yes.
Oh my god, that should not be allowed.
That should have fucking terrorist, bro.
Bro, I'm so locked in.
I'm so locked in.
Hey.
You wanna call now you camido?
I don't need to bro, I just needed just one minute.
One minute on one goal is all I need.
Just one minute, it's such an easy task.
Look at that.
Oh, what's the mistake?
It's good, I'm down for that, I'm down for that, oh is that like a minute?
That was good, that was beautiful.
That was good.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's all I gotta do, that's all I gotta do, that's
all I gotta do.
Yep, perfect, grab this boost, and then boom, all the way back.
Panic, squishy panic, bro.
All good, all good.
Eight goals?
Hey, I can't really kick off like that, here it is, right here.
What the fuck is that bro?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
what is that?
I spun you out, I spun you out.
was born with the Elder Wand.
Oh
That's good one base let's go didn't be really close
Or that
Go to that nice down, bro. I'm down. I'm down
One minute and twenty two seconds. I didn't even mean to score that to be honest, but I'll take it. Oh
My god, so unlucky. I'm so lucky
I'll do I have it bro. I lost confidence lost. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good. Just come on
Bro, every kickoff is on your way, holy fuck.
Nice, I'll take that.
Take that.
Alright, gonna go to the next room wire bro.
Oh good bro, five goals in one minute.
I'm just gonna kick off again to the side.
You know how much you stand at this game?
Off.
Nope.
Ah, that's game.
That's game, bro.
Dude, I did so good, too.
Unlock your kickoff.
Damn, Muda, every kickoff is good for you at the end.
I don't think it's possible.
Let's go.
That was good, I think. That was good.
Hey, bro, you can just wrap it up now if you want, bro.
That's impossible.
Dude, I can't believe I did this a while, to be honest.
Muda, you were... you're actually like...
Really good, uh, really good fucking champ player, bruh.
Thanks, huh?
Yeah, usually I can get, like, 15 if I'm, like, not trying that hard on the champ,
but I feel like I have to lock in and I can hardly get, like, 20.
Yeah, bro, like, 3 chaos, 4 chaos in a row and bad.
That's all this was.
I mean, hey, you can still win, bro. 5 seconds to push in.
Oh my god
Oh my god
dude oh my god oh my god
But my legs were shaking bro, cuz I'm actually scared. Yeah, bro
I should I should have won and you hit like five key ops in a row that are perfect and you put it like back corner off to kickoff. Oh
my god
Roll squishy you actually scared me for a second bro
But someone's miraculous from
Okay, I was gonna pay out but I'm looking at my chap. You're saying double or nothing
But I have to beat you KBM best of five
Fuck no fuck no fuck no give me off this game. Give me off this game. Give me off this game. You're done
Yeah, I get me off speech my heart's already like pulsating bro. Give me a
Arora, you would have won that but you would have won that by the way. I'm like a flat
I'm getting me in your plaits
I'm like, yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't want to let your game sense is too insane
No, you're gonna risk it bro. You don't want some twos? You don't want to twos?
Yeah, one second. Let me let me gift you. Let me gift you. Okay
Let's go
Holy shit, bro
Did you get how you get held up good at least like on my hand? I mean, I got I think I got 17 20 and then 18
Yeah, you did good and I was like locked in trying to get gold. You did good
Let me get let me get have you ever done this segment again with someone else?
What's up, I've never done this thing before with someone else like to get 20 goals or 15 goals
No, no never never well no one's been good enough to even do this because like if I play against anyone else then
Obviously they wouldn't you know, you mean like this dude's gonna jinx for example
I wouldn't be that hard to do that. Do you how many goals do you think you'd score a jinxie in five minutes?
Probably like 40 probably 40. I think the there's like a limit. I'm gonna get you right now
bro
Shit because there's only so many goals you can get off came out great
Yeah, how much did I gift you last time a hundred a hundred as well, oh my so I lost a hundred you last time
Yeah, we both done a hundred both ways. Yeah, we did two challenges
And did I want that was close to that was like to the very end as well like what was the other one?
Oh, it was a no it was it was it was one goal. It was already overtime goal. I'm pretty sure game three
Yes, it was it was it was yeah, and it was closest fuck. Yeah
Are we gonna choose one or two? Yeah, that's one to us for that. She's one to this really good it um
Comprocash did
Probably catch by cash bro that that game
I had I was actually the the most on pace. I wasn't anything to be played and then you hit like
Five you know what I started doing. I just started slowing down my kickoff. I stopped to speak for that
Like you're laying a bit. Yeah, cuz I cuz I'm a little bit faster than your speed. So I was going off the wall
Yeah
Are you good? I thought I was about to offer you like a hedge like 50 get this one ended right here like
Well, I was up so much
And the game that I the game that actually won on here, I think I was actually behind case and I scored a lot in last minute
Actually pretty fun challenge
I got a warning on my twitch account what the fuck for what I don't even know I need
to read it I just had a warning on my twitch account I got one of those in the day I want
to go in the jinxing on chess and then some dumbass like invited me on chess.com with
like a giant black geniuses profile pic so that's probably what happened yeah that's
happened were you playing chess no no I was I was doing react someone said to
get big picture I was that yeah but I removed it right away I used to not get
warnings for that yeah it doesn't matter about like if you read the email it says
that accent reason yeah the reason was accidental prohibited concept yeah
like your vodka's automatically deleted but it's my company like
terminated no no it's like a strike system like your bottle be automatically
deleted but like I think if it happens two more times then you get like a band
like a day or something
you like that face if you put your head down play some rock league for there
like you can look you guess I think yeah you know you know you know you know
what I'm trying to do bro I'm trying to become the gamer of the year one year
And get like top ranks in all the the games that I play so far so like so I already didn't see us go
I didn't valorant. I'm trying to go for champ and face in siege. Yeah, I want to get changed
And then and then I also want to go after I get that I want to go SSL
But everyone was like demotivating me there were like when you're never gonna get fucking a stuff into your years like three years four years
Yeah, bro, I mean that sounds probably the hardest out of those I think champ is like actually pretty doable
I got flying like a week on Siege
It's not hard. I guess I just started playing it
See just think it's doable. I think it's really doable. Rocket League. I think we'll take like at least two thousand hours more two three thousand hours
Minimum real minimum like yeah
Boys I sound really not crazy
Like the average amount of hours in SSL is probably like eight to ten thousand hours
What?
Yeah
Bro really yeah, yeah, I reached the highest rank in CS and like 3k hours or 2k hours, I think
You probably like it's quite easier for you to play like shooters, right because you just
You have about you have valorous boys, so you know I can get oh my god, bro really it's not that I don't think you can get it
You can yeah, it'll take time. Yeah, I
Think yeah, you definitely cuz you're what you're one of the best like chances seen but I could tell you played a long time ago
You have like some og like air dribble fundamentals low-key
Look at this guy. Okay. This is a great example. This guy. I need a learn this. I need to learn this bro
He did the air dribble you do and then he just left it for a reason after you got to do that
I see I don't know how to do that, bro. You look like it's impossible to say it. If you do it perfectly
Have you found streaming siege by the way, like it's good
I'm worried about like the
Sniper issue. I don't know. Yeah, no, I mean I run it. Yeah, there's definitely gonna be a lot of that
A lot of cheaters too apparently but oh, yes, I had ranked rollback happened like ten different times and like
The thing is what's up with this game too, bro?
Like what the fuck is up with this game too? Oh the box, but what the fuck are these bots doing? They're fixing it
They're fixing it
So that the move box is small though. Why yeah?
Yeah, because they're injecting the bot through a bot something.
Aw, no way.
It's all being done through that.
So why don't they just find...
Why don't the creator of bot just want to find a way to...
Yeah, remove that.
Well, I think Epic also doesn't really want...
Epic doesn't really want, like, back us around
because people are using it as a skin changer, right?
Yeah, I'm talking about yeah any skin through epic and that means for any skin through back is which means that epic losing money
Because you don't provide this you know true
It's like it's like a good thing from the give it a bit for that too
You know I noticed work really well against you I started spamming it so when I have like an air dribble and then I get like one late touch
I started going for reset. It's one big late touch. I don't know if you notice it works so much. Yeah
Yeah, I did it, I did.
You float a lot.
Like, your defense is actually good.
Like, you float for the air dribble a lot, but if I go for a big shot, you know.
Bro, I won't be mad.
I won't be mad if they get me a box bomb, but they gotta open up Marketplace so I can get, like, Alpha Boost and a full Blackout Fennec and shit.
You think they'll ever do that?
They'll never put life.
Nah, nah, nah.
They'll never put like that stuff on there.
They'll never do, like, trading?
I don't think so.
I haven't account with Alpha Boost on it.
I'm extra account well that's crazy though they don't allow you to do trading. Why?
Yeah, they removed that shit
Remember yeah, I remember it they removed it because
Again, it's a situation where there was
There's deals happening like player to player like let's say you wanted to buy something
Epic get some cut if you wanted to buy my item epic get some cut right we make that deal
Yeah bro, like what the fuck?
Halb's team?
You know how a team does it, like with Counter Strike, right?
Valve makes like a huge cut of the sales.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So why don't they just implement that then?
Yeah, they should, but...
There's also always issues with this game being like, you know, there's no gore,
Siki for everyone kind of thing, but like...
Sponsorship-wise, they want to be careful with that stuff. I don't know.
It's the whole thing.
Oh my god, oh my god, but you keep reading it really well actually like I'm gonna reset
I'm gonna fake the whole time and you just take it
You're actually good, Mudalee. I'm not gonna lie. You're actually good at this game
Really?
Like, bro, I know I, again, I know I beat you by like, fucking, $17,000, bro
No, I'm just saying, like, you probably think that I'm lying to you, but like, I've played
other people that are your rank and it's not, it's not that hard
Yeah, she did the game pretty well reset. Oh, I try to fake it, bro. I
Got my reset but then I didn't boy always get my reset the problem is once I get my reset
I don't know how to control it into a
Into a goal or like a nice shot
Yeah, I know
My god, I think what I broke squish out of my pants off like actually
Kind of want to see what it looked like if you won't go on a ballerina
us we get scheduled a day we can schedule that bro like like what you
would you like absolutely destroy me you know what I want to do bro yeah I mean
I'm yeah depends bro it's all it's a fully like it's a fully it's a fully
people saying won't be on an R6 are you like nasty R6 one R6 I'm fucking I don't
know why but I got blessed genetically with 1v1's on on our six check yeah
Am I like above average on rainbow six seed for 28 hours, but you beat Jinxie. Yeah twice bro like
Like seven seven oh what like seven oh, bro. I was like I
Thought I thought there was a much bigger gap than that. Yeah, well actually he's on controller, right? Yeah, he is
I mean
If you have good a ticket ticket ticket and like good game sense like FPS games you probably have really good at this
We just said, yeah, twice.
Yeah, we do a good job, good shit!
Oh, shit.
The Toronto duo.
Well, I just need to know how to control my flip resets, and I think that's it, though.
You beat Richie and Bo.
What?
Yeah, I also beat Vova.
You beat Richie?
Yeah, I beat Richie, yeah.
What the fuck?
But like, put me in a real game? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, bro, because there's just so many like...
Oh, it's 5-5, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 5-5. It's so fucking epic.
And the weird thing about back-end too is like, everything makes noise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can't full-cred noise.
That was like the hardest thing for me to get used to, compared to like CS.
Because even when you're slow walking in that game, you still make noise with it.
fuck well
you know like what to do with these scenarios
you're the most busted player I know that you're edible you get a reset and
you don't use a reset either let it follow the floor so overpowered and
saying yeah i try to do that they always fucking save it like right here
I irritable get a reset and they just fake all time oh my god
Oh
Yo, that's aura not all my life on everything I love that's aura
Well, that's exactly like talking about it like the guy floating just like he can't get there because your amount of just stops
So good, well, you know one mechanic I always want to learn but never could is board just a flip reset and knowing how to use it
I comfortably I just a shot at the end. Yes, bro. I don't know why it's just picking up there, man
But you gotta listen like a training package. Yeah, like an hour. You'll get it literally one hour. You'll get it I
Play no one ever wants to like sit and free play on stream in this game and I get it because I can be boring if you don't know what to do
You'll learn so quick
You can even make it a segment bro like learning how to flip reset or something
Just sit there for an hour and just try to an hour. I'll help you
Or I can even help I can even try to help you learn it
Is that a bad commit for me?
That challenge too, it's like the most heartbreaking thing ever when like, I think about a score
and then you get a save that leads to you like dribbling the ball to your corner and
kills like 30, like literally like one save that that was gonna be a goal leads to 30
seconds of time, so, crazy.
Oh no, no, no, no, 20, yeah, that's a challenge, yeah, yeah, I was just thinking about it,
like there was like a few times at the end of that game where I thought I was about a
score and you made some crazy save and then like you just stall out like 30 seconds off
of it so it's so depressing
or like are you in see you by the way siege I'm like platinum yeah I'm like
flat
yeah I think I trolled my hidden elone again look a lot like why what's your
I played for like a week
I hit I hit fly but like somewhere along the lines I
Played with one of my friends. That's like kind of shit a games
He's like copper and I lost the game in copper
But I looked and two of their coppers were actually like I elo and after that game
I don't like gain as much and I lose more after that one game like it fucks my hit me like I think
Kind of age so to think longer to rank up because of that
Yeah, well what what was that?
Like this season like four or five. Yeah, this season like four or five days ago. I've only played this is the first season ever played
Like I'm brand new
level like
79 or some shit
You're unlocking ranked in that game takes for yeah, it does it does it does it does
You like that 50 though?
Yeee!
It was actually perfect.
That's actually like protect now.
Like 50 and backward on purpose?
Like to your teammate?
How exciting is it to watch these like, um, how exciting is it to watch like the, um,
Like the watch port is in this game. What are they called? Probably? Yeah
That's good. Yeah, they crazy. Are they fun to watch?
Yeah, I did I watched the major with
Jakey. He really liked it. That's the first time you like you watched it, I think
You enjoyed it
Well, it's like
Different than any other game. This is the like this game is like the closest to a sport than like any
Other esport, you know what I mean? Like there's no
no guns nothing like crazy happening top-down like MOBA QV it's literally
like a ball in the Internet spread like yeah I'm gonna sport like
like those one to watch watching it with like a crowd is better like when it's
on land have you played never land never never I always I always wanted to
yeah bro it's crazy because like most pros that turn to country is our back
Rolls that one
Every time a streamer like is a streamer it's a pro
No
So you just like strictly did you did you get to radiant and then start streaming or did you stream?
Yeah, that's a radiant and then I started shooting
Oh
Yeah, but what are you like a bronze James of this game like why did one like a triple?
I'm playing for a long time, but I was 14 I'm gonna be 26
Damn computer for like a decade damn bro. No, I'm sure how do you know I'm 21 on 21. I'm sure
You're only 21. Yeah, you're you're you're young in bro. I know you're like fresh out of high school. Whoa
Wait, they re-released the Batmobile? Oh, it's a new Batmobile. Yo, by the way, I'm trying to buy shit on this
Wait, what is a black and white octane?
Wait, what?
What?
There's a black and white titanium octane right now
Black and white. There's a black octane body in a white
But oh, that's you're saying you buy me. Yeah, how do I have any of them?
No, but you know, it's weird if I try buying credits squishy. Why does it do this though?
I try to buy something you know say this feature is temporarily disabled. Please try again later
Maybe sorry, what does it say it says? Um
I feel like I know how to fix that.
It says this feature has been temporarily disabled.
Please try again later.
Maybe not.
If you try to do steam overlay, does that work or no?
Yeah.
You haven't enabled?
Yeah, steam overlay is enabled.
I don't know, Dan.
That is pretty stupid.
I don't know.
Anyone want to chat know how to fix that?
2v2 in 20 minutes.
Chat, is it in 20 minutes?
Let me see.
tournament? No, it's Jinxie and Muda vs Richie and Squirtle.
No, I'm not going to lie bro, can I be honest bro, Jinxie is such a cool dude, bro.
No, he is. No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, bro, can I be honest? I used to look up to no one in the streaming industry,
because I was just so new to it, bro. I've been streaming for two years, bro. Two years every day,
with no days off, almost. Unless I get banned or some shit. So, like, it's my dream to make people laugh and entertain, you know?
It's always what I wanted to do
So, if you guys stop saying D1, like damn!
No one just has you on my dick right now
My head's actually on my dick
But, anyway, I looked up to no one in this industry bro
Because like, I didn't really know much about this industry bro
So the only person I looked up to was Drake bro
I know that sounds corny
But um, bro like Drake
For the success aspect?
Yes, for the success aspect
He's like, he's pushing like 30s 8 now
And he's still making music
call me gay is it gay to like Drake squishy is it gay to like Drake not like
that not like that squishy not like that now you're good like like be inspired by
him bro that's from saying bro so like like again I met Jinxie and I was like
yo he's low-key a goat but he's actually a goat he's hard-working he's good he
He doesn't have an ego, but you would think people at his size would have an ego, you know?
And I like that he doesn't, bro.
That means he's surrounded by the right people, you know?
He's right, for sure.
He's actually a super good guy.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Jinxie!
Starting a FaceTime call to Jinxie.
So much I just said, Hi Vy's made you.
Yo, also, are my nipples like far apart squishy?
I don't understand.
I haven't looked, but probably.
Probably. Can you look at my nipples real quick?
I'm gonna take a look.
Take a look at my nipples.
And I want you to be dead ass.
Take a look, bro.
Okay, does Jixi really gonna eat?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Jixi, can you, okay, first two things, bro.
First of all, is my chest, are my nipples separated?
Let me look again.
Here, bro. Are my nipples separated?
right now yes okay and second of all what are the chances me and you can win
against Richard Squirtle
okay so that's what gifted you that if I get another me and you against them
but bro I don't think we can do it Squirtle's not even awake what yeah he was
last seen 16 hours ago this kid lives and breathes X spot if he's on he's awake
He's off he's off. Oh my god. Are you serious?
Okay, fuck
All right, fuck it take care bro
All right, um
What happened?
Nothing you said something about like sub me in yo, no one's subbing Jack. No one's subbing you and you guys are ass
Squish. Yeah, how do I buy this bro? What the fuck's wrong with my PC? Can I buy like I?
Get rockedly gift card
Squish other rockily I don't think so
So you're so like if you press it what does it say without this amount
There's a leak some shit. It literally just says this feature has been temporarily disabled. Please try again later. I
Mean, there's a shit. Does it always say this or just now always
Always always always always people are saying steam overlay, but like I have something on your overlays working. Yeah, it's on it's on
Yeah, I don't get it. Try it through Epic, but I don't know how to do it on Epic. I only have it on Steam.
Can you buy stuff on Steam? It works for you, just not me.
I love black and white off-dates so bad, bro.
I mean it should work yeah my shit's working what do I even do that do I
like hit up fucking is this a steam problem or or I don't think I'd go get
back to you on that I'm gonna be honest but I feel like you could I don't even
know like like steam wouldn't probably know either that seems like it's a
rocket like thing but any other games like stop you from adding money or like
No, no, no. It's just Rock League. It's just Rock League. It's always been Rock League.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Time to learn how to flip reset.
Alright, I guess it doesn't work, whatever, I guess.
It literally doesn't, it doesn't even let me add, it doesn't even, I don't know, I guess, whatever, fuck it.
Whatever.
Alright.
Oh, the phoenix matter anyway.
Yeah, I mean...
Fuck, I really wanted that, bro.
fuck whatever it's all good all right all right bro gg's i love you uh i'll figure out
something else that we could do soon yeah we could do something on val we could do something
on siege whatever bro down down down down down all right all right brother take care bro so
what a cool dude bro what a cool dude that's what a cool dude bro what a cool dude
chat why can't i fucking buy shit bro y'all if you guys say if we are one more time i might
Genuinely take my cock out and I start doing the jumping jacks to let my small little dick jump up and down
But literally they're gonna piss me off, bro. No, they're gonna then ask piss me off, bro
I'm having trouble with my retail gameplay or technical issue
I have another problem contact game support
How do I cut? How do I contact game support?
Dude, how do I buy shit on this game? I don't understand
Muda, just install Rockleague through Epic Games and buy it through there.
Why would that make any sense though, chat?
You gotta download VR and buy it from there.
Oh my god, bro.
Nabs.
Mooda if you do R6 Unranked to champ, I'm already doing that chat, I'm already genuinely doing that, I'm already doing that.
I'm literally already doing that.
Chat, should we put some Valorant?
I just don't wanna get stream sniped, bro. That's the only thing I don't like, bros.
As long as I don't get stream sniped, it's not a bad game, bros.
As long as I don't get stream sniped.
Do VR horror game?
Bro, chat, the thing is, I don't know how to set this up, like, bro, I don't know how to set this up.
Like I feel like I need to set this up off stream chat I need to set this up off stream
Right I feel like I need to set this up off stream
Cuz then I gotta go through the whole like sign-in process and then like
I'm gonna go through all the sign-in process figure out where to download the games
Down with it. That's gonna take like an hour at least but I'm not doing all that bro
Like you're fucking crazy fucking to get my fucking do all that you guys fucking stupid
Ask our girl friend
Ask our girl friend
What if we do Richie and Bolo vs me and Jinxie?
Richie and Bolo vs me and Jinxie
I've already kind of seen it, Chad, I've already kind of seen it, y'all.
Muda and Jinxie versus Richie and Bolo.
Bolo better than you and Richie better than you?
Chad, can me and Richie, sorry, can me and Richie,
Sorry, can me and Jinxie beat Richie and Bolo in a 1v1 or a 2v2?
Richie and Squishy versus you and Jinxie, that's not fair. We're gonna win. That's not fair. We're gonna win, bro
That's that's not fair. We're gonna win
We're gonna win chat. You can't that's not gonna work
Jinxie promised Squirtle to play today?
What do you mean Sarah is playing Rainbow Six Siege?
Oh my god.
bro
um
um
I mean
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Rock, can me, aka Muda, a Valorant player, and Jinxie, a Rainbow Six Seed streamer, be
Bolo and Richie, a Rainbow Six Seed streamer, and a 2v2 on Orcan?
Yes or no?
You're loose the jinxed sea out of this prime, and you got a large nose it's a loose loose.
Muda, aka Muda, is a cracked Valorant Radiant guy, who's been dipping into siege lately and holding his own in fun matches.
But he's still a Valorant main at heart.
Juicy's a solid R6 streamer, but Bolo and Richie Richie are straight up R6 demons.
They've been grinding this game for years. No organ like the back of their hand and shit on high-level players regularly.
Those two would cook them alive in a 2v2, especially on a map like Oregon, where map knowledge and siege-specific mechanics are everything.
Muda might pop off with a aim for rendered-
Jinxi and Muda. Not Juicy. Jinxi and Muda.
Still, no. They get fucking destroyed. Jinxie, that's Jinxie, is the biggest R6 streamer
out there, insane hours and top champ on console. But Mooda's the valorant radiant dude with
god tier raw aim who's only been on siege for like a week. Those two together, Jinxie's
experience plus Muda's cracked aim might steal a round or two on Oregon.
Bolo and Ricci, those are two dedicated siege grinders who live in champ lobbies and know
every pixel of that map.
They've been playing this shit for years.
Muda might 1v1 someone and pop off, but in a proper 2v2 with callouts and siege strats,
the experience gap is brutal.
Jinxie and Muda get farmed.
Fuck.
I mean what are we gonna do bro what are we supposed to do chat what are we supposed to
do whatever you're on about whatever you're supposed to do hmm all right some
valorant rank shall we I haven't played valorant in so I mean I had not it's not
that I haven't played valorant so long I just haven't I just can't uh oh so
Jaha is not good enough, bro
Moody or 20 25 recap just landed gch gg gg
What the fuck does g yw play me in good year? Well played fuck out of here, bro
Sina
I'm gonna give my body a messy
Not that photo.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh. Oh.
Chats his nose was trying to speak.
Let me call center real quick.
This is me when I'm...
Okay, okay.
I went and I did a stream.
I don't know why I did a stream.
Muda, get out Muda.
Fuck you, I'm on my fucking chat.
What are you doing?
What's going on?
Muda.
Well, well, well.
Just please, I just wanted to be on the call with you
when you showed this picture to everyone.
Can I just, can you turn your camera through the phone
so I can just see what you look like?
Are you so deprived of content today that you just wanted to be able to leave the world?
No, actually.
No, actually.
No, no, actually.
Actually, my content's filled up today, actually.
I'm getting on the call with Drizzy Drake today.
Me and Drizzy Drake are gonna step into a booth and make a song together.
Second of all...
Really?
Cause I saw a clip of Drake, or a series saying that there's no Drake in your contacts.
Um, that's probably AI.
Anyway, can you just go ahead and turn the phone, please?
Let me see.
that I was about to show a photo of me.
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Why are you always so mean to me?
When you pick up this call?
What do you mean?
No, you call me fat, you call me a terrorist.
What is wrong with you?
I have no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I have never called you fat.
First of all.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
I've never called you fat.
But you've called me a terrorist.
No, no.
Wow.
No, no.
Wow!
Wow!
I can't do that either.
I'm not going to do anything.
Okay, okay, okay.
Anyways, I'm waiting.
Go ahead, show us that phone.
I'm not showing you fucking anything.
First of all, also, why don't I click on a stream
and you're sitting there shirtless?
Like, why are you shirtless watching my stream?
Get a job.
Get a good job.
Go do something.
All right, I hope you have an amazing day. Hope you have an amazing stream. They're chopped
They're chopped
Why is he just what okay fine. Oh fuck I leave my fucking
The river of my life, my life, oh yeah
The river of my life, life, life, life, life, life
All right, first of all, everyone in the chat, jump A1 if my titties got separated by Moses
when I was four years old.
All right, now type two without a big nose.
Now type three if...
Bro, who do you guys think you are making fun of me every single day, huh?
Who do you guys think you are making fun? You know what matter of fact you guys want to sit here and make fun of me all day, huh?
You guys want to sit here make fun of me all day big nose divorce nipples chopped ugly. All right, no worries
Go I want to talk to some of y'all I want to talk to something I'll go
Yo it's good bro, you all wanna stay here and call me ugly right?
You all wanna stay here and call me ugly right?
So stay into my face, so stay into my face!
ATTACKED!!!
ATTACKED!!!
I
this is the real of our life
oh yeah oh yeah
the real of our life
this is the real of our life
my life oh yeah
the real of our life
what do you all mean?
what about some VR chat?
Y'all want to see if you watch out one more time?
I might unironically take my cock out of my pants and start doing jumping jacks until
I get fucking banned, bro.
Yo, is Squirtle actually on or are you guys just lying, bro?
Is Squirtle actually on, like, is Squirtle actually on Vionus, bro?
I want to do that bullshit Vionus with me, bro.
Is Squirtle actually online, yes, you know.
I don't want none of that sugar-coated bullshit, bro.
I want that sugar-coated bullshit.
So they didn't lose it's the first let's do underscore one cheered 100 bits
Chesla she has it
So chat do y'all want me to get up this game? Yes, you know, mood up put on a shirt, please. You look like a skinwalker
Like see this is sometimes why I literally want to light my pc on fire
I
God damn
Never nice to me man like fuck dude. You guys are never nice to me. I don't know why get that tiny ass cock out fat ass
Why are you guys never nice to me?
All I do is sit here and scream to you guys every day
I don't know why, you don't understand what he's saying.
I do nothing to you guys, I do nothing.
Why do you so mean to me?
I don't do anything, I don't do anything.
I don't do anything, why is that a me?
Yo, yo, yo, what are you doing, flight crew, FCC?
Flight team, stand up.
How is everyone's day doing, bro?
Yo, yo, let's go, let's go.
I'm down yo, Bob. Are you locked?
Yeah, you locked
So we're playing with SpongeBob and fucking Squidward
your bitch ass up play some more C4's in the wall you fucking pussy you are ass you are
ass you are ass you are ass how do I have 28 hours in this game and still drag my balls
on your fucking forehead you're ass you'll never ever come to beat me you'll never ever
come to beat me come on yo let's stay in this call the whole game bro no pussy shit
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I wouldn't want to death if I wanted to kill myself every time you opened your mouth.
Maybe that's why.
Richie, Richie, one round, man, I made this kid permadeffin for the whole...
Yeah, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie, why?
Because I have a fucking squeaker in my ear the entire game, though.
This guy's like, sponge, bump, spare pants, bro.
Obviously, I want to fucking blow my eardrums off by earing my fucking...
Yep, yep, I...yep, yep, yep.
Come on.
What's up guys?
What's up?
What's up?
Yo Squirtle, let's go!
Squirtle, let's go!
Me and you, 100 gifted!
Let's go!
I didn't get the invite.
I didn't get the invite.
Squirtle can't, you can't wager.
You can't like...
You invited me to a party.
Why can't you wager?
Yeah, he was doing the chores yesterday.
I invited you, Squirtle.
Watch your tone, or you're being sassy.
Don't be fucking sassy.
Shut the hell up, little boy.
Shut up.
Squirtle, I am double your age, bro.
Literally.
I can't...
Respect your elders!
Respect your elders bro! Respect your fucking elders!
Double your money, and I double your money.
I'm not even sure what I'm gonna say to this world.
I literally think Jinxie can buy your family.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
He probably could, but he sold his soul for all his money, so I really don't care.
Get a game, bro.
Wait, you're in the Illuminati, Jinxie?
Jinxie, are you in the Illuminati?
This is the type of shit bro. This is the type of shit. The second Jixie hops into the game, it's instantly resed. There's got to be some underground shit he's doing that we don't know.
I'm not in the fucking Illuminati!
Do you really think Jixie could become a multi-millionaire off Rainbow Six seed? Hell no. He sold something.
He was at Bohemian Grubba. I'm leaking. I'm leaking it.
Wait, Jixie! Wait, Jixie, were you on that island?
He was on that island.
You're on Bohemian why some of my chest they don't ask him about Bohemian Grove on September
Don't ask about Bohemian
Talk to me I dream to never talk about it. You try to silence me bro
Yo
Richie, can you join? I invited you, is it glitch?
What about me? Can you invite me?
It's glitch. New lobby, new lobby.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
New lobby? New lobby.
Yes, it is.
Everybody says go ahead.
Classic.
Everybody, hands go up.
And they...
And they...
Is this BL3?
We gotta make this a BL3.
I'm not going to lie, bro, I'm putting an end to your run.
Yeah, you have a nice little run on CJ.
You're playing the big dog, bro.
You're playing the big dog, it's over.
I mean, bro.
You're talking about this, Muda?
I'm the big dog, right? I'm the big dog, right?
Come on. What can you do?
I mean, maybe there's a C4 underneath me. Then you're the big dog. Maybe that.
Come on.
What map do you want?
Oregon ski. Oregon ski.
Oregon or club. Oregon or club.
Oregon?
Yeah, Oregon. Oregon, yeah.
Oregon, bro. Oregon.
Look at Jynxie making fun of his English.
Look at Jynxie making fun of his English.
I had sex with my brother, think of a prime.
Yeah, go ahead and invite me.
Muda, I don't know how you added. What?
I do, I do, I add. I just sent you an email.
He's all prime status.
No, no, no, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
That's not me that's not me
My cousin that was my cousin
Squirtle Squirtle what are like your top three problems and like at a 15 year old age?
What are your what are your problems that you live in a big what are you stressed about?
Tell us what are you stressed about my future my future? Well, man listen bro. Jinx. He once said this, bro
Don't focus. Yeah, I change the world help me out. I'm trying to focus on the future
Focus on what you can control focus on the present be in the present
If you haven't needed help bro on some real shit, bro, you could just know you would leave me on open or deliver
You know, I sent you a heart message bro say that I'm so proud of me left my record five days
Five days. I said yo Jixie. I'm so proud of you, bro. You came so far, bro
Yo, he already did he said that with a heart reply like the whole I have known it the reaction
That's bad. I remember I used to get aspects from Jinx every night. No, I don't even get a fucking good night
All right bad bad
I mean, I've known him for four years and he hasn't given me his number because he thinks I'm gonna
One I'm homeschooled to if I leaked his number he would never play with me again first of all
What what do I get out of that? He can just change his number
little kid so you can't trust them
He would never play
Number if we win
I'm down the block. I just lost to a
Mooda and spoil for 500 bones. I mean shit a thousand gifted I
Mean Bob how locked are you Bob?
Am I putting a thousand gifts in on this bro?
People's absolutely nothing
Yes
Richie put it on Wallahi on your mother's soul and on your mother's life. No stream sniping and no logic scripts
I swear to say right now
And no stream seven. What about script? Yeah, no shit. Yeah. Yeah, no stream sniping. Yeah, what is logitech scripts?
What is bro? Richie told me that like 99% of the little script and I feel like Richie has one bro Richie
Tell him about fucking logitech shipping where the fucking told me all the day
Richie scripting with Richie actually yes, Richie is fucking scripting on mouse and keyboard
Luda, you want half on me?
I can't with my chronist with me bro!
I need to use a different way to cheat!
Bro, you can use your fucking shitty ass script, it's okay.
I thought you could connect your chronist to PC, no?
Nah, it don't work.
Bravura, switch fucking games!
Why do they always get the defense first?
It's so unfair.
The bitch.
Yo, no stream slapping, uh, squirtle, that ass bro, cause you're on my team bro, you give me a rep.
No stream slapping, bro.
I'll keep shuffling until the teams line up.
but teams literally just lined up and you've switched it
the teams have never lined up
why are you so mad?
I'm always mad Squirtle
like check your fucking cortisol
what's wrong with your cortisol bro?
he doesn't like me
I've known him for four years and he doesn't like me
if I make him pretend he doesn't like you
Squirtle be honest bro
why are you so mad all the time bro?
it does bro
you just don't like me
so I have to like
then I look like the bad guy
you are the bad guy bro
the bad guy bro like that all right a we're gonna go same call for this okay
same call that's a thousand one yes we want okay let's see like that ass are
you locked bro I'm putting up a man yeah I'm locked I'm locked you're locked
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Matt?
Well, let's just put it up on this map.
Don't have somebody to bro, squirt up.
Come on, bro.
Like, where do I was, bro?
All the pain needs to be through, but I got you.
All the pain needs to be through.
Listen, you got me back last time, though.
You got your get back on me, bro.
You beat my ass last time.
Yeah, I know, I know.
Look at the gun.
Look, look, look.
Look, look, look.
Yeah, come on.
But I need you to, like, carry, bro.
That's, bro.
But I need you to actually carry, bro.
Don't even trip, bro.
Yay, hey.
me with some nice game sets tell me where they are yo they're dead they're fucking dead
Holy guilt trap, bro. I can't play the game later game. Yep, and then he tells us to play the game
I'm not giving you my number. I don't trust you
You're just gonna get mad one day and leave yet. Oh, no
Why do you even want my number just text me on that time
It's okay. I'm behind dogs
What I'm expecting you to carry the fuck out of me now I taught my best bro like daddy, please daddy
I try my best kinky. Well, you're talking double in DC. Maybe you're gonna be safe
Yeah, I'm gonna do this right here
Actually, I do both my classes
They want a rune and then there's
well then I have a job you know terrible a charge terrible
no that should have been perfect
shit
wait I messed up the wall a little bit it's okay now
flow three what's this guy doing
hey Muda instead of calling out I'm gonna just ping this is clear this is clear
okay this is clear yeah I'm gonna ping everything just so that because they can
here up top wait that was me bro I thought they were running a mausoleum
bro that was that they're running a mausoleum off that alive
okay close right of the head of door it was Ritchie he's not there it's not
there nobody's there portal could be there with a shoddy though I can't drone
be more because I would have been able to drone squirt over I would have been
drove from the closed door. I wouldn't have peaked at you that early. It's okay, it doesn't matter,
it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. No, we probably lost anyway. Richie just showtimes me.
He showtimes me. Yeah, I'm not a lie. That was a...
I just want you to have some bomb from the top rope.
Well, you know, you don't have to play the game, not like you. Fuck up on this.
Oh, you're on keyboard. You know what I mean?
I don't like that. I don't like that. Don't run the app.
You fuck with us? This is a good, uh...
Yeah, it's not good on console. The app sucks on console.
Is this good? Yeah.
Every dude, is this good? Is this good?
Come on.
Yeah, that's good
I need you to like reinforce. I'm gonna set up side of the map
Yeah
Get the attic walls and get the main walls. I don't even want to say it
But yeah, you'd already know. Just get those walls and check the walls
I know the two walls to get
I know the two walls to get
I'm gonna fuck up their uh, I'm gonna fuck up their shit
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected
I
Make you always
Because if you don't don't help
Forcing
I
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The door is barricaded, trust me, the door is barricaded.
Main wall, main wall.
I just broke the wall.
Nice.
Wow, I won't play with you.
Play off my thorns, Jixi.
But you win this, but you win this.
Yeah, yeah, just play off my thorns.
He knows Ryan, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get him.
He native your thorn, native your thorn.
He's trying to raise it.
He's going.
My white box and has it.
Hey, move out of your position, out of your position.
Yeah.
Johnny, he's Johnny.
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny
No, no, it's John. He's not it not it not it. He's smart. Don't help you
Like
My game now bitch
It's nice to have this guy in my fucking team for once fuck
Oh, it's nice to have this fucking guy in my team, bro.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go, Jinx.
Let's go.
All right, wait, wait, we need to think about this.
Bam, this, bam, this.
This is a good band.
I've used my flash.
I still see it, bro.
I'm down, down, down, down, down.
If I have flashes that round, Squirtle can't play close,
because I can just blind him, and you can pre-fire him
with your fucking team.
Cela, cela, cela, cela, cela, cela.
All right, they banned Asia, this is a good band.
I'm going to go this, because I'm like absolutely locked.
OK, say no more, say no more, say no more, say no more.
Yeah.
This up that I'm on this like a passion
Like if the gun sucks, but it's like one of the best stops ever. Okay, so you're passionate use one on this wall, too
I like your coms. I like your coms. I like your coms. I like your coms. I like your coms
This is why I knew we had good chemistry, bro. You have their brains. I have the aim
Yeah, I'm not gonna repeat that I'm not gonna repeat that I like that I like that play off like
As soon as you started shooting that pulse one, I saw that I saw that he killed you
I probably would have got I saw that I saw that I read together. Just play together
It's fucking work with a great fucking work. I can trust you in those ones
First time on your team, but I like it. I like it. How do you like it? Do you like it?
It's a lot more peaceful around there. Yeah
Every time I fucking beat
All right, got him I got him
This is clear this is clear right here. This is clear
They have a band of earth tight or something they've abandoned or tight
Should I go ahead and you know, I mean I always shoot this cam the other spot. Yeah, but yeah, that's why that's why
But there's a there's a holes up here, bro
So I think he's gonna check a C4 through it for this wall. Okay, you hold this hold this hold this
They're both confirmed. What do you want to hold? Sorry?
All right, I'm gonna confirm don't hold it. I'm gonna confirm don't hold it. Yo, Muda Muda. Yeah, I need you to do something
Okay, yeah go for it. Oh, they're K2. We can't get the wall. They're locked. Okay
Muda
Throw a grenade like right here
Where okay?
I don't have a grenade. I don't have a grenade. I have hard reach. All right
We can't push the main breach Muda because it's K2. Okay, okay?
We have to make new gaps, right?
Find new entry points, all right. We cannot push over there. That's gonna be impossible
Okay located a bomb
The window is three, but there's a rotation so they can hold
Once downstairs to browse downstairs. Yo, there's only one guy outside. We should hit site
you sure okay white step or me that
just give me one second you play time
play time jc please
he's top way top way move on go below
this guy and track it if you can I got
this he's held his help who is the
who is the which one which one
which one out top way which is not
Which is not the way
Yeah, stop
Look brother both of the kids
See for good that sauce
Give me a moment all right give me a moment we saw time
I sure this is good. This is good. This is a good man trust because don't break it out
No one's one attack. Yeah, no one's one attack. Yeah, keep that in mind facts facts facts. Yeah, they're not gonna go K2 the guys begin to
Spam to get his fancy
On the shot
Yeah, whatever you use
To move to the thing that's different if you'll notice
In a 1v1, k-tubes not even a thing, but in a 2v2 they can thin out the wall.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you like this pic here?
Do you like this pic here?
This is good, right?
Yeah, that's great.
That's never going to be a bad pic.
Let's go.
I'm going to put my drone in where I might like go.
That's a good pic.
That's a good pic.
I can't.
I can't.
Same thing.
Re-enforce, okay?
Down, down, down, down, down.
You want me to break glass too?
Yes.
Always break glass.
You should never, ever have glass on a window in this game.
if you do your ass
you have blasted it's a problem
i need to take work of art
uh huh
activate jemma
we're going to get him
we doing this late could work
yeah yeah yeah for sure
second second training
we're gonna falsify
five seconds left
Yeah
Let's go
You should always they just they just they just uh like like fun normal swan
Yeah, Richie Richie, I'm gonna do it
That's not ready to go.
Squirtle's gonna be like, do something there.
He's either gonna hit like attic or wide or big window.
We should have barricaded us.
Is it too late?
Uh, yeah, yeah, he's anything.
Let me know if you need help.
Squirtle's, Richie and Squirtle are separated.
Squirtle's gonna like, hit fucking attic.
I'll shoot you.
I've forefound a bomb.
You must defend it.
I got a drone, I got a drone, I got a drone, I got a drone.
They get the breach yet?
No.
Yeah, they do, they do, they do.
Yeah, I think you, uh, they got the breach.
Okay, so they have main, okay, they have that open.
Wait, let me hear.
One just did it.
One dropped and died down.
One of them dropped.
He could come up white.
There's a champ.
I don't think so.
I'll take that
You'll hear it
I'm dead, I'll play, I'll play, I'll play
One HP in kids, one HP in kids, deep kids
I'm on it, I'm on it
The flash?
Yeah, I'm playing
It's playing, I can't lie
I
Like on my truck
They're both there they're both there
Oh my god, that was so good boy. Yo, I couldn't hear him running up white because the Ram was masking it
I knew he was gonna be on white shell for band band this
They have to be half to band this
Half to band this half to band this
Bro, I didn't
They're gonna run Grand Deimos
you most. That shit's awful.
I had a feeling he was going to do that.
I had a feeling.
No, you're calm.
Bro, you calmed it.
I thought it was going to do it too,
but I couldn't hear it, bro.
I couldn't hear it.
No, I didn't want you to worry about it
because I figured you'd be able to hear it.
But the thing is, with RAM, you can't really hear anything.
Let's go back.
Shysa, Buddha.
We're good.
We're good.
We are.
We are.
We are.
We're good.
If you want to like teach him like a guy
Yeah, you guys go go chat. All right, good luck. Yeah
Are we game call are we game Jixie?
Take share using game comms
Yeah, I can hear me. Yes. How do I do open my
They're good, bro. I am on open mic. Do you hear me? You can hear me?
All right, no, no, I just think it's a same ship, bro
We're just gonna get out now the last one was cookin get the wall getting the wall is most important thing
Why they're doing it too?
Watch over here real quick just so I don't get half now
Alright, we're good. I think you should shoot down the door and oh we're both running okay, okay
Um, Muda, hold this room here.
Am I good to be in force?
Am I good?
Hold on, I'm in with the drone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, watch out.
I'm going to run in front of you.
Muda, drone the brief.
I'm close to you.
Okay.
Left, right, clear.
Hold up with camera on my ping.
I might lay here like the whole round. Just give me one moment. Just yeah, be patient. I have another drone
He was hallway can we take our time give a drone maybe I can skip
Can you take yeah, use your drone and find them hide I died close breeches good
Yo, do you have a need could you bank a Nate on this or no?
Yeah, no, no, no, I'm gonna use my trap though. Just to find him give me one sec
Yeah, what do you have tracking them? I have I listen hard breach. Do you have a grenade?
It's outside. No, no, no, I have hard reaches on my face on my face. I'm right. All we got to do is double walk in the breach
Okay, okay
Let me jump a drone at him before you walk in. Okay, walk in now walk in now walk in now walk in now behind you
Can you get my finger?
I got it.
I shot your friend.
You're good.
Talk it out.
Talk it out.
I'm in a plant.
Yeah, go for it.
One shot.
One.
Actually?
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go!
All right, guys, I hear you.
Let's fucking go, Muda!
Good shit!
Let's go!
I don't think they're going to be able to hear you.
I don't think they're going to be able to hear you.
Just go to a discord call with me and you.
It's like glitch, glitch.
How about it?
Go to a discord call.
Who do you want to ban?
Who do you want to ban?
Who do you want to ban, Jixi?
Yo, you hear me?
Yo.
here guy bro. We actually could beat them. I'm not even kidding. What do you mean can't we get
actually we are going to we are going to coordination bro. Right. He's out on the breeze.
He's like a rap spot. Waited like swing because if you leave me there I'm just dead.
2v2 is about isolating a guy and powering him immediately. That's what's that's what's.
All right. I don't know. I'm gonna go. Maaz you just be cringy as fuck. Is it back to go vigil.
No. Go. I want Buzz G. I want Maaz G. Yeah. Go. Vigil and make
You have impact yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
But boss you're done. I need you to reinforce because I'm gonna instantly get all their drone economy. Okay
You're doing good, bro, is it bad to roll underneath or no?
No, that's great, but it depends. Let me get their drones first
Robe and we could just play like we could just play like a crack at this round. Okay, okay?
I'm down. I'm down. I'm getting their face. Oh, yeah, all right reinforce. I'm getting the drone economy reinforce
There's a cam inside that we need to worry about.
I'm going to go roam for a second.
I shot their drone bottoming, chill chill.
You're good, you can roam.
I hacked a cam, I hacked a cam, this is huge.
They have two cams left.
Combs, combs.
Up main.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, flanking flanking.
He's walking up main.
Yeah, I'm flanking, flanking
He's walking on me
Let me know when you flank
Yeah
I'm making noise, shoot blank now
Shoot blank now if you're gonna do it
Oh, how many are there?
I lost, I lost, I lost. Be careful.
Strakers one, give give give, give give give, give give give, give give give, down down down.
They're like sniping or something, what the fuck?
No, they're aware bro.
I've picked, yo does my boss G hit good from this far?
No, but they're low enough to where they'll probably die. I think Richie's full health though.
Muda, I'm holding this door. Is there a way you can hold a pixel on the breeze?
I think I hear someone on stairs. Yeah, I'm not exposed to the stairs stairs stairs stairs
If you walk through the stairs, I have okay, I have it too
He's hit bro. He's a little boss. He's a little boss G
He's not hit, he's not hit, he's not hit, he's not hit.
Bro.
He like, cried me.
Oh my gosh.
You got a PC there.
Alright.
How did he just tease me?
I don't understand.
I didn't know it was flanky.
Although I was perfect on him and no drone saw me.
Yeah, they didn't they didn't drone you and there's so much noise like I blew up a c4
Literally just the math does out they were blowing up the wall. I
Mean, but dude, I'll be honest like if you make any noise he's gonna hear it
So were you like crouching? No, I was alting like I was walking on him
My chat saying laser bro my chat saying laser is laser bad in this game
Laser's like the worst thing you can use in this game unless it's a shotgun
Yo, so lemme explain lasers. All lasers do in Siege is they give away your position, that's literally it, but they increase the accuracy of noscoping.
Now if you're using Vigil VosG, are you ever gonna noscope?
No.
You're using S and Jof, you're never gonna noscope. So only use lasers on shot guns, okay? Nothing else.
Okay, y'all, come back. Let's just go and ask Tipbro, cause all my guns have lasers, they all did.
Am I yeah, that shit is trashed again. No, let's get away your position. I'm gonna go like
That was a good flight though, I was playing sound for you that was really good bro
You still gonna kill them that guy was isolated
Yeah, maybe I should just swum them bro like with more energy of more. Yeah
All my chance freaking out apparently that it makes the 80s be faster. It's still shit though
You're going to die to it more than you could kill to the spirit.
What's that?
Oh god.
Wait so, uh, okay.
GameOS is good.
I like that.
Keep going.
I have a camera below.
Oh my ping is 70.
Jesus.
What a host.
Oh man, he's got some.
I don't see someone.
Hold that door.
Hold that bro, they might explain, it's a quarter to 80m.
This is walled off, this is completely walled off. They both are reinforced, both big walls.
Main wall is reinforced, other one is reinforced. He's on cams, checking your armour, your armour is clear.
I'm gonna go ahead and come up here, okay?
Yeah man, same shit, let's break the wall to pop him up.
So it's Legion?
I don't think we know the other guy.
He's one, bro.
He's one bro. He just ran at me one left side. I put bullets in him, bro
They're both just baiting!
Oh my god
But I knew the other guy was slow. I'm getting C4 and shotgun Jesus Christ. No, but you didn't get it
Nothing, you they literally put you through a corner bow. I didn't know he was playing up close like that
Oh my god, and bro. My ping is so ass
All right, let's go
Yeah, we're getting we're getting fucked on now, but I need to do a live twinski. I know facts facts facts
If I'm getting like shotgun and C4 it's just I mean it's winnable, but it's pretty it's pretty hard
well that's good that's good I'm gonna be annoying I'm gonna be annoying I'm
gonna like because they keep doing this bottom main joining shit so I'm gonna go
bottom main and just I'm gonna go about a minute just take those rounds but yeah
to the Jews are a lot even the moldy ones cuz it's like they can actually do
strats kind of yeah together like they can go K tube and shit
It matters lost $500
Well reinforced
I'm going to use the bomb to increase surveillance on bombs, not for hazard infusers.
You got a stop on the way?
Yeah, stop.
We got three drones come to site with three drones
There's two she's my no check. Should I use my natural stuff at that angle? I think what we should do
Oh my god, that's no that would have been the fourth round. I think what we should do is let them plan and see for that's it
Watch out.
I'm holding this angle, the AR.
Keep holding that, no one's killing me on that.
That's the average on them, no drones!
All I can do is plant, I'm gonna see four of them, that's it.
Moody, you're holding the breach wall, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep holding that.
Breach?
It closed me off
You can see for that the door
Role I can't win a gunfight cuz it's just richie. Oh my god
Yeah, so Muda next time in that scenario when they door you off you can just blow it up with your C4
Bro, I've died instantly
I feel like we should be winning this game is so much easier. I don't get what's so hard about it, bro
I don't I don't know about that, bro. We we keep getting first peg brother. That's all it is
But it's not even just that we're like we can't
Kill, uh, we're not killing Richie, it's like that simple.
Like yeah, I think I've only killed Squirtle, like twice?
Bro, Richie, I can't, I just, he has a DMR on PC and he's just headshotting me.
We're still win, bro, we're still win, we're still win, we're still win.
I need you to start like fucking up Squirtle, Luna, cause we can win the 2v1s.
You should've been thinking, he's no fight to them, Broly, what if I just swing them, bro?
Yeah, I need you to just be an idiot, get in their face.
Okay, easy.
Good we had all their drones. I mean I shouldn't have peaked I guess but you were door it off
So there's gonna plant anyways
Yeah, but our next time to see for the door
Lost my drone everyone drone left out this case and it's gonna get you going
10 seconds to go. It's an Ella. Listen, they have both of our drones, so expect them to
spawn feet. It's very calm. If you have no drones, they're probably going to spawn feet.
I have one, I have one, I have one, I have one, I have one, don't kill it, I don't think
Don't kill it, don't kill it, don't kill it.
Moody, do you have any MPs or flashes? MPs or flashes?
Flashes.
Alright, they have a bandit, so we can't get them all.
Alright.
Here's what we're gonna do, bro.
Wait, wait, shoot your gun, shoot your gun.
Make noise.
All we're gonna do is we're just gonna push at it,
and hopefully the diffuser is no longer in your possession.
I'm playing long.
We have a friendly last operator standing.
Please make sure he is now secured.
You must recover the defuser.
We have been eliminated.
Yeah, that's what happens when we have no downs.
He just turns into hell on Earth.
Do you want to play them on another map?
Yes, bro. I want to do a build 3.
I want to do a build 3, bro.
I want to do a build 3.
What I need like I need you to like shit on portal the thing is go I'm gonna tell you what happened that game fixie that game I
Feel like it was a 2v2. I was playing my life more. I don't know if that's right or wrong
But I'm actually ego swing because my aim is better than both of them. I just swing them and kill them both
Yo guys no not border not border squirt
No, not border
in the game. Wait, why is
it not border not border.
Yeah, it's not.
Let's go.
Oh, I'm tired.
Yo, uh, double nothing on.
What? Do you like cloud report
or more? It's border. I'm pretty
sure he's down, though.
Yeah. Yo, double nothing on
border. Oh, no. I bet I'm down
I'm down
All right, we're gonna join call don't call double nothing boarder good luck nothing mean now like
You get
If you lose you get nothing if you win you get 400 subs 200 for each of us. Whoa. I thought it was okay. Okay. Okay
Yeah, yeah, I'm down. All right. I'm joining. I'm calling
So if we win do we get anything it's just nothing now we're back to zero. Oh my god, it's a terrible decision bro
We should just pay the hundred and then play this for a hundred
That's all you think so we say the same thing. That's the same thing. Yeah, but I like you idiot. Yeah, but we didn't get a hundred back if we win
Think about what you're saying. Muda explain what you're saying. Okay, if we do double or nothing we did 200 gifted
Yeah, if we win we get a hundred get that at least
We would get a hundred gifted back which is literally the same exact thing as double the word. I bet it who are you betting who are you betting?
Muda, it's the same thing as double nothing,
you gotta send it, alright?
I mean, okay, sure.
No, it's not sure!
Muda, I need you to understand this,
I'm not having any aneurysm.
Oh, yeah, okay, go for it.
If we were, think about it, think about it, let me talk.
If we were to give them 100 subs,
and then you said, we shouldn't do double nothing,
let's give them 100, then play for 100,
we're literally doing that right now,
there's just less steps, because if we win,
we get 100 back.
Yeah, but if we win, they don't pay anything, right?
Or do they pay 100 if it's still?
If we win, they don't pay anything.
So that's horrible.
If we pay 100 right now, and we play that.
You actually are like brain dead.
Just let me explain, I'll make it make perfect sense.
Okay.
Muda, right now we owe Rich $500 each.
There's nothing we can do about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we do double or nothing,
we're either gonna owe him $1,000 or $0.
If we do your exact same deal,
it's literally the same thing.
We owe him $1,000 or zero.
Even if we get the $500 back,
we pay up front, like you said,
we're still at zero.
You realize that right?
Yeah, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, no.
Do you actually say?
No, I don't.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't.
I don't...
Okay.
Can I explain from my POV?
Okay.
So, a hundred...
This is actually insane.
I'm gonna puke.
What was that?
Okay.
Just tell me what's wrong about my thinking.
If we do...
If we lose this, we get literally nothing back.
Or sorry, if we win this, we get zero.
We're back from scratch.
But if we pay the hundred and then win the next game, at least we get a hundred back.
Yeah, but that 100 back would put us right back at zero. It's the exact. Oh true true true. Yes, true true. Yeah, I understand that
All right, I play play play
What do you want to ban um
Well, you know, you know more about this map than I do one thing annoying ass like boy get the fucking DMR out of here
Everybody's annoying. Yeah, I
I actually almost like, got an aneurysm.
But bro, like we're not really favored to win this, we're not favored to win this.
We're just doing this for like the people.
I don't know, Muda, they're PC player, but 10 and 2.
My PC player went 2 and 8!
Okay, bro.
Like Muda, when you're against me you're a god!
No, no, no, no, you can't, bro.
You can't, you can't, you can't do that dude.
You're just gonna make me play worse, bro.
I need you to kill these fuckers, dude. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
We can still win we can still win I could have played much better as well. I mean I went three and eight like
Just play confident, okay, that's it. That's all I'm gonna do. That's all I'm gonna do bro
I'm just swing them bro. I'm gonna say your aim is good enough. I've seen your aim. You can kill either of them
Fox. All right, let's go
Let's go
I
Beat for the 1v1 on this map, so I'm I'm as of right now. I'm better than portal on this map
I need you to fucking destroy Richie. All right, okay? I can do that. You beat him in the 1v1 right destroy his shit
Okay, yeah, I'm done
10 seconds to insertion
Are there any like weird-ass fucking piece these guys could do about pushing this wall is weird because of the C-Sport
I'm gonna throw this
They have the door broken here
They have that door broken they have that door broken they have that door broken
He might fucking run out on me. I know I think they're gonna do that. I think they're gonna do that too. I think they're gonna do that too
Cuz they're on the can you break did you break did you break?
No, no, did you break
Yeah bro, they're the only one in front of me.
What the fuck!
Bullsh!
We know they're gonna run out, bro, they're idiots.
They're just playing confident, bro.
of
the
death
of
death
of
That's it.
We have been eliminated.
Yeah, they're stabbling up.
I'm going to say ours, bro.
His ours are like, his fans' ours.
This map is a lot of bomb peaks, a lot of runouts.
Yeah.
Low key.
Wait, what if they ban?
They ban?
Oh, no.
We're banning now.
What do you want to ban?
What do you want to ban?
Oh, this is.
What do you think is annoying?
On this map?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know anything about this map.
Okay, Ram would be annoying on this map.
Ram would be annoying.
Cause they can just ram doors and fuck up sound
and then if we go down they can play vert.
Alright.
If we go up, we have to just fuck up the drones I think.
I think the drones are like the key to what he wants.
Do your thing.
I'm gonna go do my thing.
Yeah, I'm literally just gonna kill them, bro.
I'm just gonna kill them.
Yeah, just kill them, bro.
Just kill them.
Bro, cause if I'm in that 1v2,
It's like, I'm winning that 5% of the time.
So just doubling up and I can't, there's playing contact.
It's only really like good in 2v2s.
If there's playing contact, it's just ass.
They know exactly where I am.
I have no drones.
Secure the bomb.
It's down.
And Rich is PC, like I'm just winning that.
I'm winning that.
I might make a joke later, what?
All right, we'll stop it.
Nothing.
What do I reinforce here do I reinforce anything this at least 10 seconds?
The ones back here these ones these ones you must protect your bombs from being diffused by our force
Like not the ones in the closet
The other ones that the breeze you got it right already been forced. Yeah
No, no, they're breaking this door, we're gonna fuck this door.
They're acing the wall inside of a...
I have a C4 right here, thank you man, you just let me know, thank you man, you're welcome.
Yep.
They have no drones.
Alright, we'll have two more there.
Reloading!
Don't know what I'm doing.
One more friendly.
We're back, bro.
I
Was getting contact
I need you alive, Mod!
All right, we should ban...
Anyone you think is good, bro.
Yeah, Richie, Richie, please, Richie, please, Richie, please, Richie, please, Richie, Richie,
I'm selling your shit bro. I don't know bro. I don't know I
Mean, I don't know
I don't know who's gonna this mouth
They most is good on every map don't be good to like I think don't be a good shout
They most is a good shout. I
Don't whatever you're comfortable with bro. I want you to just kill them shit man
But like in that scenario, like I should have said it for like, if I have a C4 on the plant, they kind of have to either walk into us or plant.
So dying is like the only way to lose.
Cause then they just stack and you know, they're never giving me that C4 kill.
But I don't know, bro.
It is fun for us.
Just like keep doing what you're doing.
Keep taking fights.
It was a fight, right?
It was a gunfight.
Oh yeah.
We need to locate a boss.
Yeah, you'll win that sometimes.
Cause then it's like if you win that, you know, we win the round.
So I wouldn't beat yourself up.
Whatever you do, don't play scared, bro.
If you play scared, you're never going to kill anybody.
Play confident, man.
Keep doing what you're doing.
You'll eventually start shitting, man.
And then we'll get the momentum back.
Alright, this time, don't kill our drones.
We're going to push east, okay?
Alright, I'm following you. Whatever you want.
Yeah, stack with me.
I'm going to break a long range angle
And then put just come with me. I'm gonna break a long-range angle then push the entire site
I'm gonna grim the entire site sorry I'm gonna break that radio long watch out they could run out of any of these
All right, I'm gonna I'm switching I'm gonna drone you keep your gun up. I'm gonna drop it
And what am I watching this here wall bang this mood of wall bang that
We office double he's gonna be right here
Close close
Yeah, yeah, you're good. You're good. Hold up
I don't know, this is clear. Yeah, you can break it.
Almost there.
Is he still there?
He's long gone now. He ran.
Muda, we're good. We can take. We take 90.
Er, sorry, not 90.
Break this, Muda?
Watch out. Watch out, watch out.
Alright, Muda. I think you should stay here for now.
I'm bugging him. Hold up, hold up, let me drown.
He's on that window. He's good, hold that.
There's two, so that could be anywhere.
Alright, I'm good. No one's on my window. I'm good, I'm good.
Yo, we could take, we could take, we could hop in here.
They might have a support though, let me see.
Yeah, he's gonna C4. He's making the rest of the jump over
and he's gonna C4. Come with me.
Yeah, he's gonna C4. He's being rushed to jump over and C4. Come with me.
Okay.
So, I don't know. I'm tired.
I got this.
They might swing R90. Hold that, hold that.
Okay, holding.
What are we doing?
Stay there.
Yep.
I'm in.
Coming with you?
Do I drop it with you?
Not enough.
Coming through here.
Alright, I can trim everything.
Can you use your demo?
Okay, I don't have...
Behind us, bro.
Literally one shot.
I'm gonna get it in plan.
Out of it.
I don't know if we should push together, that looks like bad, bad, oh, bad, oh, bad, oh,
bad.
Oh my god.
Bro, they're just running into our face.
Oh my god!
This is Jover, Muda.
Muda, this is Jover.
I mean, if we came back, it would be generational.
Where we been?
We're good, man.
Man, like that.
Man ace, man ace.
Bro, just do your own thing, um, just keep doing your own thing.
That's bad, because it's like...
Is it bad if we're staying the same spot?
No, it's good to be near each other, but like, we were like stacked.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
Bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.
We're probably just gonna get fucked on, man.
It is what it is.
No.
Um...
Um
What is this good?
All right, bro, I'm gonna go bandit
I'm gonna go there. They're probably having some fucking crazy. I shit though. I'm getting our shit kicked in
We're getting our shit kicked in brah brah brah
Boy just takes one bud. It's just one round
And boy I think no we need to take main gate next time, bro. We need to take main gate. No
Yeah
Like I'm comfortable through main gate cuz I know that it's easier to take
Yeah, that's fine
I think what we need to do on defense is start switching up to going up and down to the
site and shit.
You must protect your bombs from being abused by our force.
We're good.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,
I'm on main door.
Are you good?
I'm literally on one of them.
I shot two cans in that one.
Changing map, sir.
I'm ready to go
You guys I fight with you like I don't even know what's going on
I'm at one in shock and rock to a really good start
Now I'm thinking like
I have one or two. No, I just
They're in the shadows.
Watch out.
Watch out.
They're made of a problem.
They need the wall.
They missed.
They missed the bandit.
They choked.
I'm getting snaked.
I need you with me, okay?
I need you with me.
They have no nades.
No nades.
Running out, you know what I'm saying?
Hold up.
Close the door.
I have the breach.
Close my door.
Close your door.
I
Hope
Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'm seeing a lot I have reach
I'm gonna get my life on this hop in straight here. I'm just pretty fine
Don't give him that, GenC. Don't give him that.
Nice! There we go! Nice!
Oh, there we go! Yeah! Like, on defense it's really important to play together, because if I could get 2v1 to trap, this would be amazing.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. They're actually playing so smart.
That was good that round. I shot two cams and put somebody on one.
Oh, what's our HP at? Okay, what do you want to bet? What do you want to bet? What do you want to bet? What do you want to bet?
Lowkey?
Bandit's a good band.
Mmm.
Chat, what should we ban?
What is a good band, chat?
We can't ban Snake.
Who did they play last round?
What did they play last round when we banned Aruni and Subaru?
Where did they go?
Do you remember who they were?
Forms annoying, lesions annoying.
on this map specifically like let's let's let's ask this map where did they go
remember it was a it was a way it was it was I don't fucking know bro I have no
idea what they play in this game bro maybe just oh yeah they played century
just band fan fan fan because Richie loves fan band fan and then if they go
Thor we're gonna break shit alright right yo I want main wall like I need main
That's that's that's my comfort bro. I only know how to entry from main wall. Can we take away main wall?
Yeah, yeah, I can yank the fuck out of them, bro. Oh wait, they banned yank. Okay, only thing
We need a way to get the wall bring somebody with me. Go Deimos grenades. Done. Deimos grenades. Done. I'm gonna go through my
I'm gonna blow the wall up. I'm gonna get a cam below just in case they put a C4
You save your camps, do not drone.
We know they're gonna be out.
We know they're gonna be out.
I mean, you can save drone, like save drone.
We pass it.
Just save drone.
Moody, here's what I think.
You should get a cam in CC for the flank.
I'll get a cam below for the C4,
and then our other cams, we drone side.
I flash, you Deimos, we walk in, we plant.
I'll make you my drone alive,
right outside the wall right here.
Put it in CC, but wait.
Wait till the action base starts,
Rollin not yet. Not yet. You don't if you're gonna get shot. We're just dead and we lose
Last time mood up they ripped out this barricade and played right here. There's a chance. They do it again. Okay
I have a drone for
They might a lot of people rip this out and play here if they do let's just double swing. Let's just walk out it together
I'm gonna put my uh, I'm gonna put my drum you know
No demolition. No.
You see anything?
No.
No. I have this. I have this.
Alright, come come come come.
Double with me.
Alright, we're good. It's looking good.
See, see, it's clear, right? You said see, see, it's clear?
Yeah, I mean, I could, you all gonna join it again?
It was clear when I joined it five seconds ago.
No, no. You have a cam.
Yeah.
We know it's clear, so leave your cam there.
And I'm gonna get the cam below for the people.
And we're ready.
Alright.
All right. There's no C4. There's no C4. Nothing.
They can put it at any time though.
Wait, can I sc-? Wait, wait, wait, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Is it done? Is it already on?
We have to red paint.
Can I, can I, can I, I want to scan them for my demos.
Yeah, do that.
What are you, all my pinks?
Muda, do you have a shotgun on Daymos or not?
No, no, no, no, no.
Muda, Muda, is he still there?
No, I'm not. I'm not gonna shoot him, I'm not gonna shoot him, I'm gonna shoot him.
He's gonna break, shut up, shut up, shut up, on this thing.
Malusia's gonna impact this, watch, she's gonna impact this.
He's right here, he's right here.
No, no, no, I called it out, I know, wait.
I'll be honest, go to the cloud, nice.
You know where the last guy is, he's on the right,
he's on the right.
He ran, wait.
You're already dead.
Good accuser has been recovered.
Yep.
Just playing his bitch ass.
Take your name.
So you can't wall like that.
Nice thing off the left now.
10 bullets you know he's on the metal shit window window
I knew he was there and I still bad do that's on you good brah I was gonna pre-farm through the window
Without it was that was that gonna be a bad show if I just shot him to the window now
You can't see him from the window. He was sitting behind the metal pillar with an impact
I blow up the wall because I knew he was gonna impact the man. He's got pride. I'm sorry, bro
You're good. You're good
We should have focused on that guy first. That's all me man. We should have cut that fucking guy off
We did so good
You're good. You're good. I can still we just don't win this fight. I'm a fan. Hmm
Dance snake with the nades
Yeah, that's me bro
They've been for I'm like a mute or something
Okay, this is to four bro easy easy easy easy easy easy to four that's on me mud
You're good. You're good, bro. You're good. You're good. You're good. You're good
I should have been able to like want to be one that honestly
I should have written my demos, but I just I don't even know what ability hit me
I'm just dying to a PC player every time. I think I've done this quarter one time. What's a good character here?
That's always good, bro. That is good
That's never bad. That's never bad. That's never bad
I'm gonna try to be annoying again just reinforce set up and I like the one round I was annoying
we won I just got to be annoying shooting cans is so important drones are so important
because if you use your drone your drone economy is so limited already
I did that to play some TV and I just fucking keep going, one of them.
No, that's not good.
But if they don't push it, it's bad.
They've only pushed here every time.
Deploying mine!
But hey, this time they might push CC, you never know.
I'm gonna check CC for a cannon.
10 seconds.
It's up 4, it's found a fire.
Where was that cannon?
It was a cannon.
I broke it, I just broke it.
It was right here on my head.
5 seconds.
Oh boy, look at the one who get ready to engage.
Reiner!
You're playing champ.
What do we got?
We got more people involved.
Come with me.
You get that.
I'm gonna get this.
Alright, watch out.
Let me clip cams.
They're gonna be in.
No, they shot up the top east.
I'm gonna be at the splurge.
Like this?
Yeah, there's two drones, bottomies.
Two drones, bottomies.
What is, waste time, waste time.
Like, shoot gangs.
Oh no, they know.
Wait, one's down here on me.
One's down here.
Like, where you are?
He knows.
We're good, I gotta go.
Someone being that rumor is that bad
I fucking love that I play this to me one bro. You want what do you want to do and talk to me? I
Need you to come right back here play back in this corner like play over here play over here
No, no, that's good. Hey there hold my door. I have the breach. I'm not gonna watch my door at all
You have to get my door. I have to breach.
Why is that letting me activate it?
Hold my door and if he's on it, tell me.
He's on it.
Land.
In the forest. He's laying. This guy's laying.
Alright, I'm just playing my life. I'm playing my life.
Is he still there? I'm one of this now.
you good jigsie he comes where is he I'm telling you where it's called I'm
gonna be chose me I'm gonna fight with him he's one oh my god yes bro I don't
even know I died bro mood I just need to stay where you were bro why'd you move
I couldn't find I didn't know where he was I didn't know where he was no I mean
behind the metal box you could just see the whole door from there bro you went
the other site and then I was just gonna I was on an island there I want to turn
off one of my other fenders to turn on the one above the door so if you rushed
us I mean I put him on one and I killed Squirtle I just need you to like sit on
that box and just it hold the door that's all I need you to deal when he
went to the other side I was just fucked. I don't have the gun for that. We
should have never did this bro this is a bad idea. Oh my god. This is a bad idea bro. Bro,
The G is just fucking, like, fucking me in the face!
Whoa, what the fuck?
How do you want to get me in the wall?
Ah, I don't know.
I'm gonna go snake, bro.
You have snades on, Smosh?
Yeah, I have nades.
I thought you could do anything through this, though, no?
You could cycle through anything on snake?
upon us located in the CC deck.
Wait, I'll set it up.
Do you know characters they are?
No, no, we don't know. It doesn't matter.
I have some good acts.
So you can't run out of me?
I think you come. I think you come with me.
I know a way to get around, I think.
He's already in CCD. One's in CCD.
My in CCD?
Yeah.
I have a candorous area.
We're good. We're good.
Muda, I think all we're gonna do,
listen to me.
Yeah.
I think we're just going to rough side, alright.
Alright.
I'm going to be on the IVMP.
Oh, you can't break it.
Here we go.
Keep your gun up.
I have intel.
There's one close to us.
They're just showing right here.
He's behind that thing.
I can native him out.
We moved up.
Yeah.
What's up?
I think Cade's going to boost the purple.
Careful.
Yeah, Cade's going to boost the purple.
You'll native this to the Malusi if you can.
They're both on site though.
Yeah, but Kagan have a C4 below if we walk in.
I can ram it, hold up, watch out.
This should break the C4.
He's one.
Four remaining.
Let me, let me, let me snake them up.
Maybe come to me. Maybe double. He's on you. He's on you. He's on you
He was in the middle to your right that's really killed me from using that room to your right
Alright, is he still there?
Yes, he's still there, he's on my pink.
I'm under Joan, he's still here.
He's swinging you now, he's swinging you, swinging you.
Still?
He's swinging you, I can't see him.
That's it.
I'm dying.
This is just PC. I'm not playing a piece of it again.
Muto fucked me in the ass, I'm just playing, no, no, no, fuck this.
I'm dying instantly.
Physically don't see them until after they see me. I'm never playing a PC again. Never again
Nope, nope fuck this shit, bro. Get me out of here fuck this shit
No way
Like I don't know bro. I don't know
straps bro I mean I have people's advantage it doesn't even matter he
just sees me before I see him I'm warlocky I'm never playing a PC player
again you have a PC I haven't updated PCC to like a year and I hate playing
siege on PC
oh my god I'm not I'm not playing a PC player again not for money fuck now
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
Cope? Uh, no, it's just statistically proven.
Like, he just has more frames than me, and he's aiming for this arm, and I think he's gonna come.
It's- it's literally not Cope.
He just sees me before I see him.
And he's aiming for this arm.
It's just facts.
I died to Richie, I think, at every round in this game.
Oh my god, bro!
I swear to god, JXC, I just need more confidence, bro. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing on this map, bro.
Yeah, I just can't kill Ricky, so I can only kill Squirtle.
Wait, what am I getting shot from? Are they inside? What's happening?
What is wallbang?
There's one on stairs.
Out of metal?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear him.
He's not here anymore.
Yeah, he's on whatever the fuck that was there, he says.
Reloading!
Are you good?
His main, no, main's not a problem.
I think this guy is like here.
We need to play together.
I think he's back.
Wait, if I can back this, can you swing?
Or no.
Oh, which one?
Yeah, I mean you can go for it.
Changing max!
90-90.
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
Ad diffuser.
Ad diffuser, so whatever you do, don't be.
Whatever you do, don't be.
Why did it swing me, bro?
He's gonna fucking swing me, bro.
bro I'm listening to jimsy's calm too much bro like I swear to god I don't know I should
have just swung him bro like jimsy's saying don't swing and and he doesn't know my position
And in my position, I need to swing, so it's fucking me, bro.
I swear to God, it's fucking me.
It's Squirtle.
I see, bro. I see. Friendlies were eliminated. I'm so fucking annoying. Oh my god, I'm so
fucking annoying bro how much is 200 gifted bro like genuinely how much is
200 gifted oh my god
it's $1400 that's so aids it's actually so aids that's actually so aids that's
actually so aids I'm done with this game I'm quitting this game I'm actually
quitting I'm actually quitting this game bro I'm done oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my
god oh my god bro oh my god make it a deal three and then what get fucking 700 subs bro and then
700 subs oh my god bro that is so fucking ass bro that is so fucking ass
bro that is so fucking ass oh my god 200 fucking subs bro oh my fucking
goodness oh my god that's so ass bro what the fuck no bro Jixie's not bad I
just broke I don't have plan to be twos I don't know how to play in 2v2's oh my
Oh my god, that's so ass.
I'm gonna play it to the twos, second of all.
Fuck.
That's so ass.
you
Bro, it's all good bro. They have so much hours on me bro. They have so much hours on me bro
It's all good. They have so much hours on me. They have so much hours on me. It's all good
There's so much hours on me but fuck bro. You know what I had to do bro. I literally just needed more confidence
I swear to God, bro
I
Swear to God I just needed more confidence. I
Just needed more confidence, bro. I just needed more confidence. Oh my god, bro. Oh
My god, it's so ass
40,000 hours versus 40 hours, bro. I'm so fucking cheese, bro
I
Fuck bro
What did you say
Is this bro, who's this what the fuck are you sending me?
Who the fuck is this
Who the fuck is this
How is this mood ah
Is that a real is this real nose? Well, obviously it's not bro. Yeah, she's selling
I actually can't tell with filters anymore. I actually cannot tell with filters no more
I should bet yeah
Dot dot dot
It's like a this really is like the face house
You know fighting wise bro fighting is never the answer
Yeah, I'm starting realize that now bro. Who is and also like I
I want to say is people in this world nowadays, they're just like doing this shit just for attention and they want attention
Do it nicely. How does he know I'm in here?
Yeah, I should get a good response. Let me tell you something but turns out your chat is the exact opposite
Yeah, there's a but we gotta keep in mind there's a bunch of losers in my chat
You know what I'm saying like these guys want to be me so it's like of course they're gonna make fun of me
You know, it's easier to hate on someone than love someone man. So
He's got to take it with a great like when they call me when they call me like fat
They it's because they want to look like my body
You know what I'm saying when they call me annoying
It's because they want to be like me when they say dude that you're us right there
That's not even the loan to carbon fiber hood
Did they take a better look it is the one with the carbon fiber hood?
You know what I'm saying? So it's like you have to just like not care what other people say man. It's simple as that, you know
Fair enough. Fair enough. Also, and oh
By the way, um
The thing I'm making for lacy and and which is also probably you guys
Who is that? I
Can't I'm gonna 3d print you guys a flexible one so that way you can't break it
I can just give you lacy's number. You can text them. You can text them like the shipping in front of it
I really want that I actually do want that we broke
Hey in fact, bro, do you want me to pull it up to show you what it looks like? Yeah
Oh my god, I don't think I've ever, bro. I never lost 200 gifted before my life, bro.
That's actually so lame, bro. Oh my god, what is this, bro?
Oh my god, I have a bro vs bro tomorrow at least with uh, with uh, with uh, with uh,
with Jason, the lean bro, I better win that because now I'm down 200 gifted, I'm actually
so mad, I'm actually so fucking mad, what the fuck bro.
I know, I'll ego facts, but bro, what can we do bro, what can we do?
Oh my god, fuck it whatever, let's get some fucking Valorant bro.
Oh my god, it's been a little bit of time, tiny little bit of Valorant bro, because if
I play Marble Six Siege right now, I might fucking tweak out, sitting there planning
against fucking zimmers and fucking 15 year old SpongeBob, bro.
And they're the first to get 15 year old SpongeBob,
I'm versing Ritchie, the guy who hasn't got off that game
since 1976, I think I'm actually gonna punch something, bro.
So I have a bro versus bro with Jason Naline tomorrow.
Sure, what does that mean?
So you're flexible, so like, all right, so,
I'm on the advanced level.
Ice closed, no bands.
Bzzzz.
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
God, that was...
Proofreader with the 10 fucking gifts itself
is why I actually love you so much.
That actually helped me make my,
that makes me pay off my debt, bro.
Match found.
That genuinely helps me pay off my debt, bro.
Thank you.
That helps me pay off my debt, bro.
That helps me pay off my debt, bro.
That's epic.
Thank you very much, bro.
Thank you for the 20 gifted bro, I love you, God bless me bro, thank you, I needed that bro, I needed that, I genuinely needed that, I genuinely, genuinely needed that.
That's pretty cool.
Um, no, I mean like, I used to be a pro singer, but I'm, well, I've been singing for like, 10 years now, so.
So, Taunzel Tickler with the five gifted.
Thank you so much, God bless you, bro.
Taunzel Tickler.
Bro, you can tickle my Taunzel any time you want.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you.
Very greatly appreciated, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Kind of want to give thanks, bro.
I'll bring back some fucking valentine, bro.
Replace the five gifted.
I love you so much, God bless you guys.
You guys are helping me get out of debt, bro.
Thank you.
You know, they're getting off me.
They're off to do.
Could cut myself a little bit.
of
Oh, you secondary make, what the fuck.
Okay, which gun to pick this time?
I
What oh
My god, I actually fucking dodge bro my dick about I took too long of a page
I
Know I didn't mean to bro. I didn't mean to I didn't mean to I was taking a piss
I was taking a piss. I didn't mean to I didn't mean to I was taking a piss
I don't mean to I don't mean to I don't mean to I don't mean to oh
Man check I can't do VR yet, bro. I can't do VR. I haven't set my VR yet, bro
It's probably gonna be something like after tomorrow or a bit. Is it still talking this guy talk to purple
Is that Riz?
No.
No bro.
What I'm gonna say is no bro.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No bro.
No, no, no.
We need a plate.
That was like, dude, that's gotta work on the ladies, no.
Play a chess game in the meantime?
Do you know shit I am on chess?
Like genuinely?
Do you know shit I am at chess?
Do you know shit I am at chess, chat?
Do y'all know shit I am at chess?
Literally fucking terrible.
Why are you guys seeing Cynorade?
Zoltan with the 5 gifted!
Why are you guys seeing Cynorade? Cynorade just went live.
There is no way Cynor's actually able to raid me right now, right? There's no way.
Uh, what are you guys seeing right now, bro?
What are you genuinely saying?
Should we play Rainbow Six Siege with Cynor?
I clearly need to be playing on ranked.
She can't even play ranked yet.
Oh my goodness.
I'm actually just so upset how we just lost that chat. I literally just
Do you guys like losing bro? Do you guys like losing in life? Like when you lose does it do you get suicidal when you lose anything?
For example, does it have to be in a video game chat like obviously when I say suicidal
I mean like I mean like in GTA black chat when you guys lose and like let's say Valorant
Rocket League Rainbow FIFA 2k and basketball soccer football
aww, aww, when you lose in life, at all, you know, do you take the fuck out and want to
literally like, know I like being a failure?
I don't know if that's a healthy is that healthy to be to be I wouldn't know I never lost 200 subs
ffff you fucking bitch, you a**hole, bro so i want to collab with rawn today, what do
we do with rawn today? yellow a** tongue? i was drinking coffee this morning bro, come
on, i was drinking, wait what?
you want to tarry strojan in a stream injecting into my stream, i might think you need to
end stream for safety of my pc alright, aww, hey seary, facetime rawn!
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron Yo bro, you are so chop, was good bro
You literally look like you have a nose filter on bro, you gotta stop calling people chop
You're Indian
Now if I call you something else, what man?
What terrorist?
Yeah
Am I gonna get the ransom?
I'm a terrorist you say it bro
Yo, but yo, I want to do something with you today bro like you know I want to do something with you today
What is like a segment we could do today?
Like I did say you have this wars, but I want to like I want to collab with my favorite streamer dude
Can we can we do something?
Looks like
I don't even know why, you know, I saw you talking to this kid and everyone was, you
were saying like, uh, you know, when people make funny, they want to beat you.
Do you really want to beat me?
Well, I don't make funny, bro.
I'm just telling the truth.
In case you're fat.
Well, I mean, yeah, you want to look like me, I think I get it.
Oh, really?
If you want to play chess, I've been working on chess.
I would fucking decimate you on chess.
Okay, I mean, I'm pretty good at chess.
I would literally obliterate you.
Are you sure you want to do that though?
Brother, I will do a bro vs bro against you
and I'll play you in chess any of these days, bro.
That is.
OK, when do you want to do a bro vs bro?
Do you have time for it right now?
No, right now I'm working.
Vess?
OK, why don't we just do chess right now then?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So disgusting, bro.
I've been spitting in a bottle.
It literally just has all my phlegm in it.
Bro, you're so nasty.
Just put a garbage kale next to you, bro.
Yeah, I know just spitting a garbage not a fucking
It's just that's still disgusting bro, yo, I said short chest link on discord
Yeah, bro, but yo, I'm telling you right now bro be careful because I'm good bro. I'm good
Play a friend
How do I send you this link?
I'm not going to put a thousand gifts on this chess game.
Okay, I just lost 200, bro. I'm not doing that right now.
It's my move.
Create challenge link. Okay, there you go.
All right, I sent you a link, bro.
I don't see it.
Send it to you.
Call me on Discord too.
Yo, yo, yo, what do you do for like, crew FTC?
Flyteams, stand up.
Watch your mouth when you're talking to the king.
All right, uh, did you join is this you yes, it's me bro. Do you see my name the chosen one?
Stumble a vertardo. All right. Go don't call me that bro. Go let's go
All right, just chill yo, no reading chat though put on God and I read you on God. I'm rich at like it mods
You know me mods you know, no, no, you don't know you know me. I don't mean
Just run a prediction. Hold on. I also must read a picture to go for it. Let's go. I go
That's a good move, so you're gonna copy me. Got it.
No, it's called the Indian Pawn Opening.
That's fine. You can do that. You can troll.
A troll's not gonna get you anywhere when the king is moving.
Yeah, now what are you gonna do?
You see how I know how you're gonna play?
Bro, one thing about me is yesterday I was trolling everyone
saying that I wasn't good at chess, but I actually was good at chess.
Bro, I'm a fucking chess legend!
It's not even on me. Why don't fucking turn it even only on don't fucking make me fire you
Look at the chat. Look at this movement. I'm doing
Shout out Andrea, bro. I'm about to prove to you why your coaching works
Look at this shit
Are you fucking stupid, what are you doing? He's gonna be one of the worst moves I've ever seen in my life
What's your are all right? Like what's your M more?
Don't worry about it. Hold on. I'm sticking. Oh my god. This is the shit. Let's go check
Let's go watch this chat ready look
Yo, are you retarded oh
My gosh retarded good trade good trade that is not a that is trade
That is not a good trade brother a good trade
good trade that's a good trade wife what the fuck that was such a shitty move I'm
really flabbergasted brother I have a chest tournament this Friday I'm gonna
take do you think I'm gonna take advice from a fucking peon you're below me I
don't even know what to do after that cuz that's how stupid it was like genuinely
um Muda is so chopped it pisses me off I appreciate that message man thank you
for that positivity in my chat.
We promote that type of stuff.
What?
Here, bro.
Go for it.
So, go do a move, bro.
Go do a move.
Honestly, brother, I'm just gonna come back here.
I'm just gonna take that.
No, I love that out of you.
No, I should really do like that.
Thank you for another phone.
I like that, I like that.
Thank you for another phone.
So, this is very strategic here.
This is called a very smart move.
So, look what I'm about to do, chat.
Just everyone look, okay?
Everyone look.
We're watching.
Yeah.
Mooder, there's no,
Mooder, there's no mini map on chess.
Ha ha ha ha!
No, that's actually a good one.
Actually a good one.
Dead ass.
I literally,
I didn't,
oh my god, wait,
why would I do that?
Wait, why would you do that, bro?
Actually, why would you do that?
Dead ass.
Wait for chat.
Wait for, wait for,
wait for, wait for,
wait for,
ready, look.
Look, chat, chat chat chat!
But why would you do that?
Oh my god, wait.
Oh my god.
Are you stupid oh my god yo oh my god you're retarded
Yo did you read did you read any of those books did you read any of those books that like
Checkmate wait what wait let me reply
Wait boss, how do I have checkmate here?
Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead and move this up how
Wait, what how would I have checked me?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and how yeah wait. Oh, I can jump my porn am I stupid I
I mean listen Ron there's like there's like levels to this shit, bro
And how do I tell you level one still bro listen bro put it on wallahi you even open up that fucking book
After stream was done yesterday
Yo, are you done?
Oh, I didn't see that wait that was good Ron, thank you. That was good Ron Ron. I didn't fuck Ron
That was good Ron. That was good Ron
Ron, I'm proud of you, bro. That was good, bro. That was good.
Check, brother. Check.
That was good.
Say Wallahi! Say Wallahi!
What?
Hmm.
That's a good move. That was decent, chat. That was actually decent.
Oh, let me see here. Okay.
That was actually decent, and there's going to be a reason for it.
It's just just me, can you trust me?
That's actually a good move.
All right, you know what, check, check.
This right here needs to move, facts are no.
This right here needs to move.
Hell, bro, oh, one sec.
I'm actually, I'm thinking, bro.
Relax.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
I learned this from the Bultes.
Take it to right here, because this is the,
oh my God, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can't fucking think, shut up!
Shut up!
Oh my God, oh my God, I love it.
I can't fucking think, bro, one sec.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!
F coconut
Your time is ticking!
Your time is ticking!
Farz?
Now I have to force you to take a move.
Was that a good move chat?
I mean, you take my queen.
Oh that was a good move, that was a good move,
that was a good move.
Yo walnut shout, I actually didn't know
if that was a good move or not.
What?
I didn't know if that was a good move or not.
What?
I didn't know that was a good moving out.
What?
move. Wait, I'm a genius. So what Andrea taught me is sometimes it's okay to back up and not
trade pieces. One thing about me is I used to only take pieces and I'm like, oh, I fuck it,
I lost, I lost. That's one thing about me. But now I noticed that this bishop right here could
have got me. I was originally going to go down here. But then I realized why would I do that?
So you have really nothing to work with here. And are you fucking saying anything useful,
I feel like you're just fucking talking the fuck why I haven't played I haven't played my mind right now
I have an actual plan my brother you done fucked up. Okay. Go go
Yeah, she's so annoying. Yo you say some random bullshit and there's nothing behind that bullshit literally
Okay, okay
No, no chat. I'm gonna go right here. Just trust me. Just no no actually I'm gonna go right here
Oh my God, oh my God, you're done, you're done, you're done,
just trust me.
And then chat, and then right there.
Oh my God.
But I have to, chat, I'm gonna set up this too.
Wait.
Yeah, I think, I saw it.
Oh my God, I saw it, Ron, I see it.
Check check if I go up there. He's forced to do that and then I'm not enough
Wait boss boss boss boss, oh my god, I have a plate. I have a plate if I don't make your check. She's gonna go right
Check!
Check.
I don't give a fuck if it's a check, it's a shitty ass check.
What now, bitch?
I
Go here my time sticking let's go boy. You're so confident a second ago, bro
Let's go. You are the worst player I have ever seen my entire fucking life
You could have fucked me over so bad. You could have fucked me over so bad
That's probably what you are so retarded, bro. I want to take one
No, go look at I'm permitting you to go look at your chat right now go look at your chat and see how many fucking
Denges they give you please please you are so fucking stupid why why oh my god
You are so fucking stupid. You are literally so brain dead
Okay
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, just go ahead and leave that chest tournament, bro.
Just please.
No, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
No, no, no, no, no.
Actually, actually, I'm ready.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go.
Check, surely I just leave my eye.
Check, check, surely I just go.
One sec.
I'm going to take my time here.
Hurry up.
What's that? I'm gonna take my time here.
Hurry up! Please!
Shirley?
I love Marlon!
Shirley, I just go ahead and back out of the situation so I can keep my queen.
I mean, I have a play. I know you're gonna take your queen.
So you should just low key just straight.
Like, where can you go with this?
You can't go anywhere. You can't go anywhere.
Oh, literally, literally, just back away from my queen.
Okay, now where do I wanna go with this queen? Give me one moment.
You're fucked. Just go!
Just go ahead and give me one moment.
Every play that I make, it comes with a purpose.
And right now, my purpose is to fuck your face.
All right, go ahead, fuck my face, go.
Check.
How the fuck are you...
Oh my God, wait, it isn't check.
Wait, how's it check?
Oh.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,
oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
You're reading chat. Close your chat!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Actually, close your chat!
One long not read chat. One long.
Oh my god! I love them not read chat.
We can go even only right now.
You can do this one on one right now.
Oh even not. I'm not reading my chat.
They're a bunch of ladies. All they spam is to say Walaahi.
Okay, so then just go ahead and move here.
And I think that's still a good move, right?
You can't kill me.
Where did it not go? Nowhere.
Okay, go.
Oh my god, you're actually brain dead, bro. Alright, here you go. Ready? Ready? Are you
ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Wait. Wait, are you stupid as fuck?
Nope. Everything I do has a purpose. Take it. What is the purpose behind this? Well,
if you take it, it's cooked. Okay, go. Wait, boss? Oh my god, you're actually so stupid.
Mmm.
Okay, jeez.
You know, Ron, listen, you make this joke about like, Muda, no one's gonna call you the chosen
one.
No one's gonna...
You understand that I'm learning like the top level and I just do a video game I touch,
right?
Even fucking chess.
It's not just mechanicals.
I'm not just good with my hands.
I'm good with my brain, too.
I give good brain.
Yo, are you stupid?
That's the only play I could have made.
But there's literally nothing.
This is horrible.
That's the only play I could have made.
Can you even kill me here?
You can't.
Oh my, this is actually...
No, you're so...
Here you can't oh my this is actually though. You're so what the fuck am I seeing right now?
I mean, it's literally the only play I could have made brother. I don't know what the fuck
Oh my god, what do I even do I need to have fun not you get to have sex with your poems. Oh
My god, I think you have sex with your poems. That is just stupid man. All right go
So how do I check him here
How do I check in here chat? I mean I just can't move anything dude. It's like so fucking stupid
Chases I could play
Let me think let me think I can't move anything shut up. Oh this chat acts like they're smart, bro
It's actually so annoying. Oh my god. I just can't throw this. How do I throw this? I?
Mean dude, it's pretty impossible
Wait guys this game. This is game, right?
No, or is it? No, I don't know if that's game
Okay, let me see what if I move this okay? Let me see I can't throw this I can't throw this I can't throw this
Do me a favor do me a favor bro. What do you actually believe you go win this?
But it looks like check I kill this you can't move it out dude
Stop asking your chat. You're cheating against one lot about a job. Well, I'm not so close your eyes right now games
How's that on a check me
How's that our checkmate chat
What am I missing for a checkmate if you can't go here?
He can't go here. You're cheating stop this stop. You're actually cheating. No, what do you mean this?
No, no, I'm not playing this. I
Run run. I swear on my life. I'm gonna lie. What lie? I'm not playing you again. You don't cheat
Ron, I put it on my mother's life!
I'm not cheating!
I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
Your mother would not advise you to do this, but you're cheating.
I don't get chat. What am I, huh?
What am I missing? You can't go here. You can't go here. You can't go here.
I mean, you're just cheating, man. Is it fun chat when there's someone that's cheating?
There you go.
Baaaaaay!
He cheated. He cheated.
But we'll lie on my mother's life. I didn't cheat.
Okay, so rematch, rematch. This time, this time, you close your chat, bro. Please.
Please go on my mother's life on everything. I love God kill me right now
You just hate for everything
That what that what that you fucking read your chat obviously I'm gonna chat put on your mother
Oh
Put on your mother's that I read chat and cheat on this game go I
Could say that I know go then
Yeah, let's go horrible son now. It was a warm-up. It was a warm-up. You're a fucking horrible son
Do warm up warm up warm up warm up warm up ever a 8 a chat chat chat come on fierce warm up
But this is Leonardo DiCaprio's opening by the way
This is Leonardo DiCaprio's yo, why are you trying to replicate my moves now?
What is this? What happened? My dad even my genjutsu is this let's go on here. Just give me my money
Let's see here. All right, you're gonna move this down. You're gonna move this. Yo, by the way, yo Matt. Yo, hey Siri
No, that's you're you're you're intelligence. No, no, no FaceTime Magnus Carlson. What?
Do not have it
tax let me see here let me think let me think shut up shut up shut up boss up
fucking talking nothing can go right here here you go you'll take off you
are you an emo only yes or no no bro I just okay so mods you fucking retards
take it out of here yo seriously moods not now bro like yo what shitty ass mods
Bro, how do I get my you know, it's how I'll law I'll pay them double
Zero
I will not pay from your age gaming, but I haven't seen a dollar. All right, let's go. I'm thinking very quite vividly
I'm thinking vividly in this one. I'm thinking vividly
Well, actually like this play child or even this appreciate you boy. Thank you. Yeah, terrible last decision here
Oh, I actually do like this play because if you take that I have that yeah, that's that's fine
That's fine Chad, that's actually fine. Can everyone just smile? Just trust me. I know what I'm doing now. I actually learned from her.
I'm bulletproof, nothing tools, fire away, fire away, ricochet, away.
I
Andre I do this for it shit for you. I'm a witness shit for you. I'm gonna show you that I learned. Why are you linking me this?
Okay, chat once I once I've checked that wasn't listening listen to me chat
Chat listen you can take my pants off and fuck me if I'm wrong, but listen what?
You know, that's weird dude. What's that?
What do you think's bigger his penis chat earth nose?
was. Yeah, she's so fucking ugly, bro. Yo, I'm losing my genitox. You shut the fuck up while I focus. Holy shit. So
Jack, boom. And then boom. You're cheating. Stop asking, Jack. Okay, so then I do. So then I do this.
Do it. I don't like that. I don't like that. Oh, you're wasting my time. I'm a fucking I'm a grandmaster.
go go go go go go go go go
yeah right for my fucking yeah just right oh fuck me yes i'm learning
all right there you go we're even now what that's what you want to do you want to be even
two wrongs make a right that's your tip but that that that is how you think huh two wrongs
Right whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're stupid as fuck. Oh my god. What are you doing, dude? Dude really dude what?
Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. I'm actually learning. Oh god. I'm learning
I have map control! I'm Magnus Stapleson!
Oh my god.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. I know not to go here. I know not to go here because bang, I've learned, I've played these games before!
Where can you go, chat, if I do, oh my god, fuck. Fuck.
Okay, where can you realistically go if I do this?
Wait, oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
No!
Chad, this is the only movie
he can make that's reasonable, because then.
Wait, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, if I go here.
No.
Then he has to go, where?
No!
He has to go.
No!
Um, wait, open the mini-map now, right, classic, wait, open the mini-map now, classic, bro,
classic, classic.
You could just kill me, right?
Oh my god.
Do it, bro.
If I do this, you should just kill me, right?
Do it, open the mini-map now, do it.
Right?
Classic!
Yo, you shut the fuck up!
Open the mini-map now, bro. Do it. Do it. Open the mini-map now.
Go ahead, bro. Take it.
Oh my god, Ron. Fuck, you really didn't fuck me, bro.
I'm not gonna lie. That was a bad move by me, bro.
Wait. What?
You suck my fucking dick, you're gonna suck my dick, suck it, suck my dick, go.
And now you're dead, and now you're dead, give me that fucking queen bitch, that bitch
is mine, that bitch is mine!
Oh, is that worth it?
Is that worth it?
Oh, is that worth it?
I mean you just reach is this so I
Mooder, please never play chess again and ask her to do the same thing. Thank you. Whatever
Whatever
I
Think it's a has to be worth it, bro. I try to have to I mean what else can I do? Let me see now smoke the cigarette
We'll be in the duck bro do it
What are you saying dude come on, dude?
I'm gonna lose my time bro I think I have to kill him here okay here ah ah check it
I check him again no can't fucking ugly fuck
here you go take a bro fucking pussy you need him anyway you need him anyway
bro just go I'm just trying to think I'm still up one chest even if I fuck this
game up I'm still and then it makes me even that means you can't say he's better
than me so it's all good it's fairs fairs
wait John is low key
you know I'm a place for it I want to see this game take it I want to see this
wait
What else could he do?
Is there anything else he could do?
Oh, actually, yeah, he can.
Would he do that though, chat?
That's such a stupid move.
There's no way he would do that, right?
Right?
Unless I move this instead.
Right?
Like, there's no way.
Unless...
Oh, wait.
Oh.
I'm a little confused.
I'm actually a little confused now.
I'm a little confused now.
I'll be honest with you, chat.
little confused now I'll tell you I'm a little confused but I will be honest with
you bro I I mean tech fairs or no I feel like he's okay just be honest bro it's
okay but like I feel like you're cheating just a little bit just a little bit
just a little bit just a little bit just a little bit just a little bit you're
cheating well I'm not cheating bro you say I'm fucking cheating and everything
I fucking do holy shit bro I'm just the chosen one just say it you are the
fucking nose in one bro shut up
chat I don't know bro I don't know I'm actually kind of in a predicament here
because for chat if I take this then he's gonna take this and he's gonna take
this and he's gonna take this and let's I do this but why would I do this cuz
it should be even more free pawns and there's no reason wait chat yeah why
should I do this chat why should I do the chat chat should I do this cat let's
get play by me well I get every chat for that play well
Well, Lahi, well Lahi, because now chat, let me tell you what, that's a bad move.
Because chat, if he moves this, then this, then this, then boom, then doon, and then
check, and then I move my pawn and my king all the way up here to fuck.
Bro, you are done.
It's just, you know, Ron, I think of this game in like steps, right?
So I kind of know how the game is going to play out just by moving my pawn in the first
30 seconds of the round.
You know I did the Leonardo DiCaprio opening.
Yeah, just such a stupid, just such a stupid play here by you.
How does this help you at all?
He's in you go eight hundred five gifted they even five gifted. I'm young much appreciated
It's called sacrifice, bro
When there's a will there's a way and when there's a way there's a will
Yeah, chew that gum bro, let's go
Just such a dumb play by you, literally just no brain.
Yeah.
Ah, no.
Ah, no.
Hey, stop.
Oh, wait.
Chess?
Chess is a game about patience, my friend.
I literally might be the smartest planet in the entire world Ron, but I literally might
be the smartest planet in the entire world.
You're an AIDIAN!
And that's why I love you bro, because we get along.
Hold on, I need to think here.
The fuck has got banned on Valorant?
For what?
What?
Wait.
For what?
What? I just got banned on Valorant.
For cheating?
I swear to everything I love, I just got banned on Valorant.
For wind trading?
Bro, what the fuck did I just get banned on Valorant for?
No way they caught you.
Because of a remake?
How did I, I got banned for remaking?
Once I got just threw my entire thing off.
What did you just do?
What did you just do?
What's the movie just did?
I went from G, I went from F8, or F1 to 7.
I moved my pawn, basically, from the bottom.
Um, chat chat chat.
Son, Mijo, Mignoi Mignoi!
Who's ready for discourse chat?
We got about an hour.
Go.
Go.
smart play by me I might be gonna lie
yo oh Valorant has encountered a connection error what is this did I
actually get banned from Valorant chat what the fuck was that okay oh my god
I'm so stupid okay bro fine you got me on this one bro
wait
I can't use abusive language?
I got banned for a week on Valorant for using abusive language.
Oh my god bro.
Bro, how do you even get banned for saying abusive?
I'm not a meaner bro.
I know bro.
I'm at a pawn store.
I'm really just taking what I want.
I'm really at a store right now.
I'm really at the pawn store.
I understand the game.
Look, I can literally just do this, then what happens?
He'll do this, then I do this, and then it's this.
I mean, I mean, thanks.
I mean, thanks?
I mean, thanks?
Check?
I mean, thanks?
I mean, thanks?
Check?
Game care resigned, bro.
I mean, congratulations.
It's one-one, it's one-one.
It's one-one, it's one-one, it's one-one.
It's 1-1!
It's 1-1! It's 1-1! It's 1-1!
It's 1-1! It's 1-1!
I have the understanding!
It's 1-1! It's 1-1! It's 1-1!
It's 1-1!
Oh my God, I actually understand it!
It's 1-1! It's 1-1!
Rematch, let's go!
You're my first ever win!
Oh my God.
Okay, let's go. Shut up.
Let's add a 3. Let's go, bro.
No read chat, bro. No read chat.
understand it how do i just get banned on valorant i haven't even opened this game shut your fucking mouth let's go let's play
i want to be ninja i want to be ninja why would i say you've been reading chat my chat has been saying
I'm not saying you've been reading chat.
Brother, you can say that all you want.
I can go email it only.
This shit don't matter to me.
I have nothing on the line.
I'd be cheating if it was something on the line.
I'll be honest with you.
Awesome.
Just, hey, just want to be honest.
Let's be honest here, right?
Honesty is the best policy.
I got it.
Let's go.
I'm thinking now.
I understand it now.
Ooh, Matter Daddy.
Chat, you think?
He'll probably see that.
So that's probably Matter Daddy Central, okay?
Bro, what the fuck?
is the matter that he banned nothing much.
That's how to stable Ronaldo play.
What the fuck is, are you still, what is this move?
I mean, it's a tactical move, you'll see later in the game.
Going to the middle, everyone expects that.
Expect the unexpected.
Look at that, I'm learning.
I'm actually learning.
Deadass, I'm learning.
Or a farm.
I have an idea here.
I actually have an idea.
One God, one everything I love, I have an idea here.
Mr. Stable, I have an idea.
Let me know, let me know.
Let's go.
Hey, hey, where's the problem that I'm spitting off
Was that good
Chatter, I don't know if that was good can someone tell me if I was good or not
Was that bad? That's a really bad play. I'm not that bad
I'm just gonna take this small chat. I'm gonna take it very smooth. Just smile. Let's just be smooth here and just chill
Let's just chill, bro. The dead ass let's just chill. Let's all hit the pen right now. Dead ass everyone here hit the pen
Dead ass everyone hit the pen. Oh
My god, I'm a fucking dingleberry. I moved the wrong one
Okay, wait, oh my god, something's gonna fall down chat chat. There's gonna be some the yo
There's gonna be some crazy shit that it all falls down
I'm going to the pawn store. Yep. Yo Macklemore. Let's go thrift shopping. Wait
Oh, don't go potting. No Roddy. Oh, I don't know pawn shopping
Up, easy claps, easy claps, easy claps.
Oh, it all falls down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Baby, what?
Oh my God, for a second there,
for a second, for just a small second there, Ronnie,
I really thought that was gonna be a good play,
but I re-evaluated my choices and back-stepped,
because you know, in a world of chess,
there's lots of back-step, and that's what I did there.
I back-stepped.
Honestly, I have a strike. So what I'm gonna do
Chat I'm gonna do this then he's gonna do this then I'm gonna do this then he's gonna do this and then I'm gonna do that
Let's go
Okay, so if I kill this then what happens? Did you just take a pawn from me or no?
No, you didn't because he's moved to what to initiate a little bit of no, okay
I'm gonna fuck about that shit here. I'll do this then go
Make sure to shut your hoes up and play some dro-
Finish that line.
Finish that line.
If I beat you here, bro, I actually feel bad for you.
Oh my god!
What? What do you see? Nothing's happening, bro.
Are you fucking stupid?
Sometimes it's okay not to take a pawn
Go ahead and backtrack, bro. Oh, let me see here. Oh, oh my oh my god
What oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Yo, XQC bro, can you teach me how to do this? Please bro, please my friend. I'm learning
Oh, oh, it all falls down.
And I wonder if you know.
And that blocks that from being.
What it means.
Push this up down here, right, Chad?
To find your dreams come true.
Right Chad?
This is like the best move to me.
Because I don't see why that would be a bad play.
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart, as much as I want you to IQ both progatherium theorem in the iridocic
Kledis of all worlds and the velocity of the velocity of the wraparang
I don't see a problem in this play which means he's gonna back up here and I'm gonna assert dominance by exhaling
the exfameless
Check get ready
If I move this here, then what happens
He just gets fucked, right?
Jai just gets fucked.
Among us lobby.
Actually, see, we don't have time.
We have to do the...
Do we have time after this?
I thought we have the discourse.
What time is that at?
Maybe we do have time.
I don't know.
Ah.
Is that 2v2 chess?
Can you do 2v2 chess?
Or is that not a thing?
Then what?
What?
You just can't do anything.
What does he do?
No, I'm saying like one person makes a play, one person makes a play.
One person makes a play.
One person makes a play.
Yeah, Muda, you know you're unironically losing against me if you set the time to five minutes
because you're actually low key cheap.
Well I think, bro.
I think a lot.
And there's nothing wrong with thinking, you know?
There's nothing wrong with thinking.
And also, Taboron, if you make the one move that I'm thinking you're about to make, it's
going to cost the entire game.
Oh
I'm a fucking idiot. I gotta take my time more Chad if I did this he would do that and then I would do this
Well, that was a good one Ronnie that was a good one, bro. I'll give it to you I
I have a plan though because I know he's gonna go back so when he goes back
I'm gonna start being aggressive and I'm gonna take I'm gonna take that yeah I'm
gonna do that I just like to think you know I'm gonna do that because then if
I do this he's gonna do that and then I'm gonna do that and then what I'm gonna
What the do is that?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
I mean, Chaz, this is a good trade.
He has to do something, right?
This is a good trade.
Ow!
Chaz, this is a good trade, right?
This has to be a good trade,
because if he goes here,
then I can just go here and kill this.
Allah-hawad-bun, Allah-hawad-bun, Allah-hawad-bun.
What?
Okay.
What was my plan here?
Okay, so I'm just gonna, dude, thank you.
your bishop okay I mean thanks that was the dumbest fucking wait you're a fucking moron
well you have one more pond of me those are the dots that's all it was but I took your
bishop are you fucking moron nights are better than bishops night I may have been right
well bro locked in okay then they move this up here right because what is this what is
this here for you know because that's for that okay and then then what okay we can
Dude dude, chat facts or no ten minute timers is low key mid, bro
No, uh-huh, you know tell me why this is a bad play here chat. Tell me why this is a bad play
Say y'all can literally fuck me in the ass if there's a wrong place. There's no is the wrong play
Right?
Cause you can't do anything right now.
Alright.
Hold on.
Oh my god, I fucking saw Ashino.
Hold on, hold on, bruh, y'all.
check me check check check me check me check me check me check me check because if I go here and then he goes here and then I go here and then he goes here Oh
I'm not reading my chat. I can't reach I can't get back. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know that's the I read my chat now I know yeah
I can't return but don't reach out wallet. Well I have a line of each app
I read it. Okay, bro, but I'll be honest with you. I'm not gonna do the move that they said, okay good
Please they're telling me to move the queen to h5
or the thing is chat, it's like that's cheese now
because you guys just told me, right?
If you just let me, I didn't, oh God, I didn't need that.
Can you give me one for all my soul?
See I didn't cheat and that's no repercussion.
Come on, get ass, move your book back to the top row.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are you dead ass?
All right, so chat, so I'm gonna go here.
Wait, no, that's unfair, so being a good dude
didn't do anything, no, no, no, no.
So I didn't cheese and now you're gonna cheese me
because I moved by accident.
All right, back, I'll get back.
I'll just cheese for the rest, bro.
I mean, you can literally just move your rock
back to the top right, and I can reset,
and then you can move it back, and then let me play.
You wanna cheese?
I got, chat, chat, chat.
Should I be a nice guy?
Yes or no, chat, should I be a nice guy?
No, bro!
Do what you gotta do then, dick!
Okay, fine, fine.
What do you want me to do?
What move do you want me to move back?
No, do it, bro, don't worry.
Here, go, go, go, go.
Go back, go back, go back.
I don't give a fuck.
Thank you.
No, bro, you're so weird.
Why did I do that, bro?
Yo, why are you gonna do that bro? Are you serious? You're actually a dog bro! Bro, you're actually a weird dude. Come on bro. We had a good game bro. We really had a good game together bro.
Wow. No bro. I see bro. You just manipulate everyone. It's all good.
you just manipulate bro it's all good bro just just go ahead bro I don't care
it's not too long it's not too late to do yeah whatever bro you just I don't
want to play the game anymore bro you just kind of piss me off there
Yeah, bro. I don't want to just play anymore, bro.
You're actually pissing me off, bro.
Wait, hold on. I'm not reading my chat. I'm trying to, like, focus.
Oh, my God. Yeah, she's a cheater, bro.
I get to read- I get to read chat for five rounds now, at least.
Bro, I don't give a fuck. You're not gonna win.
I'm trying to really see my moves here.
Oh, why did I not look there?
Yeah, bro, just, I don't know, bro.
Just go ahead, just beat me, bro.
You're already good.
You're just such a cheater, bro.
I actually fucking hate you.
All along, you're just sitting there fucking reflecting everything I do back to you, bro.
I actually such a fucking pussy, bro.
What?
On my soul, I move too quick sometimes.
Fuck
Chases winnable like actually
Oh my god, you're actually retarded
Wait you cheated and still lost
I don't know, I don't think this one's there.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, if you cheat and lose this game, bro,
you're actually ass!
Wait, is that checkmate?
Wait, chat.
Well, that's literally checkmate, no?
Bro am I, is that not check me?
Okay so let me read my check too, check.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You cheated, it's still lost.
No.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
oh my god
Oh, the game was mine, bro.
The Buddha sinner was saying she misses you and wants you to be her siege duo since you're acid it and stop calling me card
I'm ready Tommy to always go in the open spots. The thing is the rook right here is can easily come down
So it's like why would I do that?
Bro someone at riot that ass banned me lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in
Wait Chad, this character can go where?
Bro, let me check right here.
Did you just kill someone or no?
Yeah, I did.
Just shut the fucking cheater, bro.
We're gonna run this back one day where you're not fucking cheating your fucking ass off.
just cheaters man just cheaters you know what both fucking okay you know what i did i did i did
i did chat read that game and i don't give a fuck i'ma say right now and you know what gel
i'm not i did win trade and you know what when i be a jc i had hacks fucking there you go i had
hacks when i be a jc i win traded in ma and e you and i cheated in that fucking streamer tournament
and i stream said every day yeah that's all good bro no all good all good all good all good all good
are you fucking dumb obviously I'm joking bro obviously I'm joking no I
don't care about this game anymore bro like you genuinely wait why did it just
do that wait I can even check I literally didn't even fucking click
Chasip possible to still like win this yeah, you got to go okay
So you got to take your rook at G8 and you got to take my bishop, okay?
Take my bishop and then you go down and it's an instant check
Check
Let's trust me. You trust me. I'm winning already. Okay. Okay. Oh here just move this up
Oh my god.
It's a stalemate, it's a stalemate, it's a stalemate.
I'm just a cheater bro, I'm just a cheater, whatever bro, I'm just a drunken cheater.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Stop Ron, stop.
You're just a fucking cheater.
You're just a fucking pussy, bro.
I am going in! I am going in! Oh my God! I am going in! Oh my God!
Let's get to the middle.
I literally won that game. You just cheated. What's so funny about cheating, bro?
Cheated one time, but you cheated five times.
Now smoke now smoke the cigarette as a duck, bro. I'm fucking goaded on my soul. I'm goaded. Oh
My fucking
My god, I'm actually learning wait, okay, bro. Yeah, she just shit
You're just cheated because I was in the lead and I was gonna win. She fucking oh my god
Wait, I'm not gonna lie. My Chad just said you read cheat the entire game on my soul
By the way, he was reading chat the entire game. Well, I think now do that thing now backpedal
Do the thing but your dog shit, bro. I'm a fucking goat. I'm actually fucking go to we get some W's bro. I'm fucking go to it
Fucking go to dude. I'm a chess grand fucking daddy. What do they call it? Literally cheated
Oh my god, I'm actually fucking bro
Look bro. She even said nice job controlling this game. You played especially smart with the moot
Thank you.
Let's see what she says to me.
Andrea!
Hello.
I just won two games again, Muda!
It was my fault though.
Are you serious?
Yes!
Tell her you cheated though.
Tell her you cheated.
Tell her you cheated.
I swear!
Tell her you cheated!
Muda, I don't know, I'm smacking.
Tell her you cheated.
I'm so worried you are never gonna play chess again.
I literally thought you would never try again.
I'm so happy.
YES!
That's my tutor!
I still don't know. See, this is why I spent eight hours. I believe.
The only time she wasted eight hours of her fucking life is when she's never gonna get back.
Hmm, they won with endgame strength. It was hard fought though.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking...
I am literally never going to fucking give- I'm never going to be nice again bro, I'm
literally never going to be nice again, I'm legitimately never going to be nice again.
What is this email by the way?
Hello Muda!
This email is a courtesy follow-up from the in-game ban notification received on 4-8-2026
to hopefully provide additional clarification about your status with Riot Games.
As was communicated via the in-game notification after a care review of your behavior while
playing our games, we found multiple verification violations of our Terms of Service.
This break of our Terms of Service comes the 7-day Riot wide ban of your Riot account,
chosen one and a final warning future infractions of any riots policy during this period or
therefore could result in a permanent riot wide ban and illegibility to access any riots
current or future products specifically you made references to possession of child sexual
abuse material? WHAT? In what world have I ever made child sexual abuse material? In
what world have I ever said that?
The pattern of behavior does not align with Riot Games' values and you are also being
given an indefinite suspension from any marketing opportunities associated with Riot Games,
such as co-streaming any eSports events, participation of our official marketing campaigns, or joining
any of our partner programs.
This is subject to review at any time Riot reserves the right to lift its penalty early
should we see an important improvement in behavior.
We are open to discussing this behavior with you.
Our goal is to help provide clarity about the concern and how we can work towards a more
healthy relationship with you.
Please let us know if there's anything you desire and we will look into child sexual
abuse.
Child sexual abuse, they think I'm a ditty.
Like in what world have I ever done a fucking child sexual abuse material?
Like, have I ever said I'm gonna-
Yo.
What's up, dude?
I just got banned on Riot Games.
Do you wanna know for what?
For seven days, by the way.
Do you wanna know for what?
For what?
Bro, do you wanna know for what?
Oh, that's the move.
Go ahead, tell me.
For child sexual abuse material.
What?
When have I ever made a child sexual abuse material?
Don't put me into this. Don't put me into this. I don't even know you. I don't even know you
Yo, oh my god, you guys switch up so fast bro that ass
How do I ask for a transcript this is disgusting bro, no, I don't know I just I don't know
I guess I guess I might as well. I don't know. I don't know. I guess I said I want the fuck uh, I
Don't know
What are you why are you playing that sound effect?
Are you playing? What are you doing now? What are you doing? You're such a fucking cheater,
bro. I'm actually mad. I lost so much against it. I lost to a chestnut as you cheated.
Wait, what did you do on that, though, dude?
Bro, they- I don't know. I literally don't know. I can say I can go. Like, you want me
to read it out loud to you?
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay. This email is courtesy follow-up of the in-game
ban notification received on 4826 to hopefully provide additional clarification about your
status of Riot Games.
As we communicated via end-game notification after a careful review of your behavior while
playing our video game, we found multiple violations of our Terms of Service.
This break of Terms of Service comes with a 7-day riot-wide ban of your riot account and
a final warning.
Future infractions of any riot's policies during this period or therefore could result
and a permanent riot wide ban and eligibility to access any riots, current or future products.
Specifically, you made references to possession of child sexual abuse material, which violates
our child safety policy. Due to the severity of this issue, as well as previous terms of
service violations, your pattern of behavior does not align with riot games values, and you will be
given an indefinite and permanent suspension from any marketing opportunities associated
with Riot Games.
This includes co-streaming any eSports behavior, participating in any official marketing campaign,
or joining any of our partner programs.
This is subject to review at any time.
Mota, what did you end up saying?
No, I never said anything at all!
Blom-
I-
They said multiple bit-
I am requesting a transcript.
Please.
I'm gonna request a fucking transcript.
They call you Mourasteen.
Well, they call me Moodydy, but like, what the fuck is that?
What did you do?
Was hate-watching Earthstreams, but now, huge Moodydy double-ed.
Bro, like, what could you have said?
No one has a clue?
There has to be there had to have been actually something that you said that was crazy, bro
My she's my game just adding make it quick to product
Wait, I'm jiddy arms on you wait. Oh my god
I'm betting this guy from my chat. He's been spending the same fucking weight. Oh my god
What?
What oh my god, you found one just messaged me
Can't say who it is that also just got banned for the same thing
Oh my god, I know what it is
What?
Don't that is gotta be one of the most stupid fucking bands I've ever seen my entire life
What no no right games could suck my dick genuinely up
Bro, do you know what I just got banned for?
What?
In game.
I made an Epstein cheese pizza joke and I got banned for this!
Wait, I don't get it.
I said I'm gonna order some pizza.
Okay.
And hinting like I'm Epstein.
And I got fucking banned for that.
I asked Chai if I'm allowed to order pizza and I ordered Domino's and got banned for
that.
They were on my life on everything I love.
They took an Epstein pizza joke and banned me and cut communication off for me.
Why would you say that?
What do you want when I say that? I just want to eat better than the fuck!
I'm ordering 10 bucks for the pizza!
What?!
Well, what is that? How do I get banned for that?
You know what that was in the Epstein files?
Oh my god, no, I don't!
The referencing child pool?
What?!
Yeah, it's your fucking pen hole!
no one gave me context of that so they just indefinitely banned me for seven
days as a child safety but why do games look at me and by that type of person to
order kids like I'm abstin I stream and play video games for 12 hours a day you
You fucking retards!
Like yeah bro, you can become absolutely an older pizza.
Stop!
Stop!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
If these guys get retarded, it takes 3 seconds to realize that I'm joking.
It takes 3!
3 seconds to realize that I'm fucking joking.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
I'm like, Ron, say it worth shit!
Why am I getting thrown into this?
Oh my god.
Why'd you say you fucked me up?
I don't get away with all the shit you say, because you were chosen 5,000 fucking years ago.
I swear to god, I try saying anything you say, I get fucked in the ass!
Fuck!
There's only one of them.
No, like literally, that is just so annoying, bro.
I came to play Valorant for seven days, I'm unemployed for seven days.
Ron, please, let me move into your LA house for seven days, please.
IRL Sheets for 7 days, I'll fly to LA right now.
Riot Games is returning.
My main game is gone!
Okay.
Life is rough.
I don't understand, bro.
What am I supposed to do? 7 days off Valorant's?
Jai, what do I do now?
What do I do now?
Do I just, what? Main Siege?
run to be playing a day in the wrong one I actually just say me bro what do we do
what do we do if you were in my shoes about if you're really busted like 10
seconds so honestly bro I think it's time you you hang this shit up right wrong
please run don't do this to me run right and she wanted to schedule a day with
me broke please I need to do something bro I don't know what to do I don't know
what I'm thinking out tomorrow I'm with Jason no mean do you have anything on
Friday? Well please, I need this wrong.
Okay, what about Saturday?
Uh, I have, uh, Bro vs Bro, I think where's XQC.
Okay, what about Sunday?
Sunday, I'm doing the IRL stream with Loves, Polos.
Okay, brother! Do you have schedule shit for the next month?
Yes, I actually do. I'll tell you exactly what my next month is.
What the fuck? This guy's got an everyday book that he's drink!
Uh, tomorrow I'm traveling to New Jersey, then I have XQC, then I have LovesPolos,
I fly back. I'm taking that day off Tuesday. I have nothing
To the charity match then I get into the charity match then I do a stream during the training day
Then I do the Sidemen charity match that I do desi verse run boxing
Then I'm doing a video with someone in London for that day
Then I have a Sidemen thing and then yeah, I'm a pretty book. Well, okay, what about Tuesday? What about Tuesday?
Tuesday, I'm finding plans right now for that. I'll let you know you just for what?
What?
I've been here for seven days,
like what am I even supposed to do?
Bro, it's okay, you can get back on VRChat.
Bro, Jixi's saying he's gonna retire,
that he's not doing it anymore.
Why do you need Jixi, bro?
Just fucking get on VRChat, bro,
and enjoy, maybe you could make some friends on VRChat.
What am I supposed to do, have sex?
I mean.
Wait, oh my god.
What?
Bro.
Okay, you know what, bro?
Just in case you're right, listen to me, bro, right.
I wanna say I apologize for anything I've ever done, bro.
Right, Jenny, from the bottom of my heart,
I know those jokes were probably very stupid to say
at the time and I apologize.
You guys are the same shit I get it, but.
I am so sorry, Riot Games,
and that'll never happen again, Riot Games.
Thank you so much for giving me a second chance
and I apologize and I will learn.
I am still 21 years old, I'm still young,
and I'm still learning about life.
Thank you so much for giving me a second chance,
and thank you.
Me, when they say they could perm a ban you,
or they could lower your ban if you just apologize.
Oh my God.
Okay, so what do we do now, Ron?
You're just a kid, bro, you're just a 21.
Ron, Ron, so you're just a 21-year-old kid, bro.
That's what I'm saying, okay, Ron.
Do you want to do something else?
Um, well what do you want to do?
I have to do this disworse thing and what time chat?
What time is it at?
Do you know what we should do? Do you have a VR on?
I'm not doing what you tell me.
No, no, no, no, no, we should do a horror game in VR,
That's before we
I think it's time you get a job
What is your what's your what's your diswars I
Got about like chat. How long what time does it start? How does it people still remember this you know too much yet?
Jason as of you are I have to ask like a user down
I
Chats say I gotta go back to Burger King, bro
So what is oh my god, wait you have a you have a bro verse bro with X you see yeah
By the way, is XQC like the drink of shaming? Who would you consider the drink of shaming?
What does that determine?
Like, cause I tried messaging in XQC's chat like 9 times and they like you go to all 9 times.
He probably just doesn't like you.
Okay.
Like, what did I get?
The XQC are like, boyfriend and girlfriend.
Like, if I go broke tomorrow, I know XQC got me.
If he goes broke tomorrow, he'll probably have to beg me through like 10 texts.
And then eventually, probably I'd give him some money.
How much money would you give him?
Like a dollar and three.
I
How many hours you always go wait wait how many out what can we do you like panic you forgot
Just take a chill pill
You know like if you're in my shoes if you're in my shoes
You just got banned from your main game and you're also on the come up. What do you do? What do you do?
What do you do what do you do the come-up never ends if you don't have a come-up mindset if you have a come-up mindset
Then what happens when you do come up? Are you stabilized? Are you not believing in any more?
Do you've been hanging way too much time with Joe the philosopher bro way too much time with that fucking guy
Way too much guy way too much time
Holy fucking Shakespeare philosopher times nine, but at least he's stable. Oh
That was actually a good one
That was nice. Yeah, bro. Like a man. Hey, dude. Hey, dude, you know, you hit me up any time you want for a content
You know that right like literally anything like we can watch paint dry
We could sit in a circle and take our pants off and see you know
What you know, I got you bro. I got you bro. Okay. Okay. Go wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What what am I hearing?
I said if you wanted to play a game you can sit in a circle to get pants off and the first one to get hard to lose
This is why you got banned, bro!
Like, shut up, I'm gonna repeat it!
Okay, go.
I've really seen you finger the camera one time, by the way.
I'm confused.
Do you, like, mesmerize my moves and try to replicate it?
No, I've never fingered the camera before, bro. Ever.
Listen, bro, you're not unique or special, okay?
So you need to figure this out yourself, okay?
You are by yourself.
In a world of millions and billions of trillions of people,
Are you gonna ask for help or are you gonna do your own thing?
You're the worst you are like the worst fucking a person who thinks too much does nothing at all
But think but thought like what are you saying bro?
You're living filling my brain with nonsense right now doesn't make any sense if you realize realize real lies
Bro walla. I actually don't know. Yeah, actually. It's hard to grow. Okay. Just can you tell me bro?
Just tell me what would you do if you're in my shoes right now?
Like, you know, if you were a good friend boy, you know, it would be nice to, like, involve me in some segments at that time.
Maybe play Valor on Roblox.
Actually, wait, no, you should stay far away from Roblox at the moment.
Oh.
Oh, his camera's broken.
Hello?
Yes, bro.
What's up, bro?
Are you there?
Yeah, man, I'm here, bro.
Like, whatever, bro.
Chat, bro.
I gotta let out a thing again, hold on.
Dude, you're so, it's like, bro, when I'm sick,
at least I mute the mic in like,
do you actually keep it in a bottle?
Do you actually keep it in a bottle?
Yeah, look, hold on.
No, no, no, no, I don't wanna see it.
You're so stupid.
I'm not looking, I'm not looking.
I should try.
That's all flab.
You're disgusting, bro.
Like, bro.
Bro, the thing is, my chat writer dies with me.
If I'm sick, they're sick, it's simple as that.
So if you're fat, they're fat?
Yes.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
He's wearing an ultra!
Taylor Hendrix.
Oh my god.
What a nice dude.
So if you're gay, they're gay?
They'll be jackets.
Some of the chat said, if you're gay, they're gay.
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know. I don't know what to do, bro.
Hey, shout out to him, bro. I'm deadass, bro. Ultra to the moon, bro.
Let's get some retreats.
One day, LeBron James is gonna wear an ultra.
You'll see.
Yo, why is Jackson staying in this?
Wait, what? What is he doing?
Mooder reacts to funny, and he got banned or valorant for
you made references to present the child.
Last time you got banned,
Riot Games could suck my dick.
I made Epstein cheese pizza jokes that got banned.
Jackson!
I'm gonna get a permaband, you retard!
Take this off. I'm serious. I'm serious. It's off.
to a P list. Oh my god. It was seven bad. I'm going to get permit. I'm going to go.
Yoxic, please, bro. Yoxic, please, bro, please. Yoxic, please, bro. He needs this. Yoxic,
please. What the fuck are you doing? Let me get permit, bro. At least put the clip
from apologizing. That's not going to get any likes. Why would he do that? Oh my god.
Oh
You know what I have an idea I have a segment I have a segment we should do I don't know if I want to join your segments
No, no, I actually have a good segment. You know what we should do what I have an idea
Okay, ready is what we should do we should genuinely
Both take gambling deals and see which one gets more heat
My community filled with Muslims
Wait, what are you saying? I was reacting to it at tiktok
New fortnight emo
Like how is fortnight just gone downhill my god
Do you literally just watch to talk on stream maybe I should start doing that like recipes my granny
She got hit by a bazooka is now in fortnight
Wait, actually is it actually?
You know that's what you should do you know what you should be the jinxie of fortnight
Fortnite is a dead game. Would I go revive it bro spend the next couple days playing in fortnight?
How do I am I supposed to revive fortnight, bro?
Just go play some duos, you know go find some people some friends and
Go revive that game, bro. Oh
How long do you think it'll take me to get unreal in fortnight?
Probably 35 minutes
Actually
Hey Ron, don't let the hate get to you, real ones know you've been grinding since day one.
Chatmikes, FamousLs, but they still hear watching every stream.
Keep doing your thing and proving people wrong.
That is the biggest fake chat I've ever seen in my entire life.
You know like whoever said that message, is that the guy that you're on Discord call
with 30 minutes ago?
Yo, really?
You're gonna make fun of Epic?
No, actually, yeah, you're weird.
I didn't make fun of him.
I didn't make fun of him.
I just said is that the guy that typed that?
Dude, that's actually weird.
How is that weird?
guess you should you should charge into the burp peanut you got to do like a burp peanut variance
it's your band oh well i gotta do like you gotta do like extreme asparagus or something like oh or
hold on let me think here how do i get banged i'm not that fucking like that that uh the um
who's that guy that that that plays sport night that's the burp peanut what's his name
oh let's not give him attention how is that guy not banged but i am he's on the same boat as you
right now whoa you can't say that shit no no no no no no no no I'm gonna say that shit bro
I'm gonna say that shit bro
uh all right well um I got about how long chat till this word start
I have about like 30 minutes I think yeah what should we do in 30 minutes we're on me and you
together. Oh I have 13 minutes. You should give a good apology of why you're sorry.
I did. I did that. Look at the camera bro and give a real good apology.
My name is Ahmed Halal aka Mouda Salmi. You know me. I'm 21 years old and I
would just want to say I'm sorry for what I said. Any jokes that I said that I thought were funny
at the time, after taking a deep good look at myself, I realized those jokes are immature.
And from the bottom of my heart, I want to say I apologize to anyone that the jokes may
have hurt and anyone that the jokes that they have intended to.
I apologize.
Please forgive me.
I'm 21 years old and I'm still learning about class.
Wait, wait, wait.
Restart.
Take off the notes filter.
No filters for this.
I mean, I don't know, child, like, I don't know, bro, I literally, what do I do?
Like genuinely, what do I do here?
Like genuinely, for the bottom of my heart, what do I do here?
I mean, I'm banned for seven days.
Cs go cases. What do you think I was richest jinxie?
Like do you think I'm genuinely as rich as jinxie? Oh my God guys,
like I'm already could someone send the, the, the, the.
Like I'm already getting, bro.
I'm already getting fucking kicked out of my house.
I have like nine stable granados in my house. I have, I have three stable.
I have three stable granados in my house, trying to buy my house.
Alright, I literally have three stable, but my house is an open house right now.
So not only this month, oh no, let's just talk about the thing that's happened this month.
I got banned on Valorant, second of all.
I'm literally homeless in a couple of weeks because
three stable and all those are going to buy my house.
Like just toes out and everything by the way.
Like the dogs are just out by the way
Like literally just barefoot might as well be cock out while I write my look to be cock out why rat it
I'm sitting here dumbass. I'm clicking around but I'm so embarrassed right now
You don't know why it's so embarrassing. You don't know why it's so embarrassing
Because let me tell you why it's embarrassing, bro
My walls look like this
Okay, my walls look like this
Alright, my walls look like this.
Okay, and it's AAM, and I'm a dude with a goatee playing video games in a basement at
8am.
It's AAM, it's AAM, and I'm playing video games in my basement with holes in the wall.
anime posters you guys stop typing so I can fucking press this link
the underscore zero to three dollars and 33 cents let me know when they leave in
still under your bed
I
Can all here you please stop talking
$3.33
Oh my god guys, I mean do I just become a reaction or like genuinely do I just become a reaction like what is wrong do these days chat
Someone tell me bro. What does Ron do these days, you know, like what does Ron do these days someone tell me?
What does Ron do these days? Can someone tell me?
Ron legit does nothing nowadays?
I mean, okay, uh
God damn I'm valorant because I made a joke
I mean, okay, at least there's a couple things you can do first of all
We can start doing VR and we want to pick up girls every single day on VR
Not today, by the way, I need to set it up. Not today. Not today
I can't do it today. All right next thing you know at least we can eat a soup the hottest chip in the world
By the way, can't you do that one day? Oh?
What else?
Then I also bought a
Pregnant and up pregnancy a
Period tester to put on my cock so that the sea of girls are really faking their periods and off chat
Jump the sticks in the chat if you think girls are faking their periods.
Don't do that. Don't rage with them chat. Don't rage with them. Don't. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it. You guys are retarded. Chat, don't do it, bro. Ladies, I just want to say
I'm a feminist. Ladies, I just want to say I'm a feminist and I know for a fact that you girls
have periods and I know that shit hurts a lot and I want to say from the bottom of my heart
that truly, truly, I feel bad for you and I hope that I can fight your periods away one day and
and take them away from you, you know, genuinely.
Anyway, so what do I do here, chat?
I'm only one meal deep, I'm starving,
I only had one meal today, what do I do?
I've only had one meal, I've only had one meal today,
I'm starving, it's eight o'clock.
Do I just go ahead and end stream?
Do I get some food?
What do I do chat, genuinely, what do I do?
I'm not setting up VR on stream, you fucking dumbasses.
I'm gonna set up stream off stream,
so tomorrow I come back with content.
Tomorrow it's a, well, well, well,
if it isn't Saidoni, okay?
If it isn't for Saidoni, about time.
About fucking time you subbed, bro.
Is there anything you wanna say, Saidoni?
Saidoni, is there anything you wanna say
about subbing to your favorite streamer?
Saidoni, is there any, like, first verse?
Suck my pussy, bitch?
check in y'all be honest bro do y'all think my nose like y'all think if I'm
giving good head I could like use my nose to like tickle like the clitoris
don't even bro I'm not trying to get banned right now bro I'm not gonna lie I don't even
want to get banned I'm already banned on family right I'm gonna want to bro
I guess she's braiding and that's when I texted and told her I love it and right after sending
her and told her I'm faded she asked.
Should we leave stream seven hours and ten minutes ago?
Yo I'm gonna go ahead and get some food up her back and we'll go upstairs and A-chat.
This is like the perfect time right now to just get to know each other, chat everyone.
Drop your full name, your age, how big your dick is, how big your ass is.
Bring us some put pizza.
Yo I need you to lock and move to your The Chosen One.
You got it, man, you got it, WStream, let's grind some Rocket League.
You
Motive you're on band check ballerina, bro. They would never on baby. It's good to get some
I said in Moodathon, Frank, why don't you just suck my dick?
Alright, anyway, okay, let's figure out some streams.
Let's just start planning some streams, Chad.
Let's just start planning some streams on stream.
How about that?
These are the future streams coming soon.
VR horror games.
VR2, man.
One of you wants to play with this game.
Where would she want you and you like her and she likes you?
So have sex side.
That's content.
Jason, do you mean bro for us bro?
This is tomorrow.
Okay, this is tomorrow.
VR2Man with Jason Maline, soon, I don't know.
VRHorrorGames is also soon, I don't know.
Yep, this happened today, so we gotta delete that.
And yeah, this is also soon and soon.
Alright chat, so I have no content this week, other than tomorrow.
Why am I acting like getting banned on Valorant is a bad thing.
chat have I played Valorant at all in the last week have I played Valorant at all
in the last week
me it's a good time yeah I mean what did he get banned for I said I like Pete
I said I'm gonna order pizzas
Yes, I don't know all good
All good, bro, good
Stop bro, stop. All right. Oh
All right, uh, Jinxie is doing a case opening stream do you want to get banned on twitch?
Bro, obviously I'm talking about pizza and pizza only. Oh
Uh, okay, I mean, what do we do now? Like we already did everything in my entire life chat, you know what?
I'm gonna just go ahead and stream play with bunny. I'm not playing with buddy right now. Play with bunny, you pussy
So I'm gonna play with buddy bro, but I don't know. I'm gonna definitely road to diamond
chat is there even a reason chat is there even a reason to fucking invest time into
playing rainbow six siege to go to champ if I'm currently just gonna get queued with like
hackers and real close scriptures.
I need to see you.
My temple is calling for you.
Your goddess.
Should we play content game?
This game looks like ass.
This game literally looks like ass.
You guys think this game is good?
Fucking serious?
Hi, fuckin' I'll play it.
I'm gonna download it for tomorrow.
But I swear to God, if I buy this game and I download it and all you guys do is just spam-
Why is there a $10,000 charge on my credit card?
Oh my God, did you buy it tomorrow?
It's for streaming. I told you already, I'm gonna be a streamer.
Damn, it's thanks in here.
Welcome to Stream Academy. You need to view about cheap? I sell.
Alright, we'll just add this to my wishlist.
Alright, let's see here.
So Valorant's in the ban list, so chat realistic, we have Rainbow Six Siege, we have Rocket
League, we have VRChat, what do we do chat?
We have Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, Rocket League and VRChat.
is another you know what maybe let's focus really hard on trying to get
champion maybe we focus really hard on trying to get champion chat yay nay or
gay chat yay nay or gay wrote the champion
yay nay or gay wrote the champion
i'm gonna call senna senna always has senna's smart bro
senna's very smart she's very wise
Oh
It's clear house
And then one of these like a random ass man, so I didn't bang is this a good way for me to learn like different angles
Like should I be doing this instead of playing random matches?
No, no, no on my life
You better have something positive to say because I'm not joking
I am about three seconds from throwing myself from a six-door building. Sina the chosen one is calling anyway
Do you want a 1v1? I got banned on Valorant for a week. Please. I need content, Sina. Please.
How did you get banned?
If I tell you, you're genuinely going to get mad. I'm not going to lie.
I literally just played with a guy who was saying he liked Arc Raiders because he could say the X-Lur.
So, couldn't be worse than that.
They banned me because I made an Epstein joke for a week.
I was hungry one day and I said I'm going to order pizza to my chat and then you know
I'll ban.
Now see, now reflecting on the past, I'm going to be honest, I'm going to go ahead and say
that this is, you know, I apologize and I'm sorry.
And may Ryan Games maybe hopefully find it in their heart to maybe reduce that sentence.
But now I'm banned off Valorant for one week.
So please, Sina, from the bottom of my heart,
as an Arab, you know, Lebanese guy,
I need to do content today, okay?
I've already collabed with Jinxie,
I just collabed with Kai Sina, I collabed with Drake,
I collabed with Ron, now I need to collab
with my favorite Shira Sina.
Can we please do something?
Well, the problem is your favorite Shira Sina
actually is busy today.
I have song awards, I don't have to go judge for the next.
And here's the other thing.
I'm not joking, you probably waited a little too long
because I actually am like no joke.
I'm so serious.
I think that I could genuinely get run over by an 18-wheeler
and ask them to reverse 20 times and drive back over me.
And it still wouldn't be the same amount of pain
that I just experienced.
I just played five games of Siege.
And I lost every single, no, no, no lost.
I lost some of them, but I got carried.
I did nothing.
I got no kills.
I got wiped.
So I don't, I'm so frustrated.
It's like I was so confident after yesterday. I was so confident and now look what I'm talking about. Why the fuck you come?
Why would you be confident against 2D wanting people who fucking had?
What why would you be confident you lost to a guy who had no gun?
How would that make you confident at all?
Muda, I'm so serious. You will be at the top my suicide suicide. No, I have to stop stop stop
You know what makes matters worse, chat?
You guys wanna know what makes matters worse?
Chat, y'all wanna know what makes matters worse?
If y'all wanna know what makes matters worse, I got a Twitch warning for sexual content
because some retard posted Goku's dick in my REAX channel yesterday.
Some fucking retard posted Goku's cock in my calm on REAX on Discord.
So not only did I get a Valorant ban for 7 days, I got a Twitch warning for sexual
actual content.
I
Chat you think me and ex you see our boys bro chat
Maybe we could like do some content today chat maybe some rocket league
JV I mean I see see you can do some content on Rosalina
Hey, excuse me
My best streamer yo
Would you like to do some content together?
Hello?
I didn't have to turn you this way.
Would love to play some Rocket League.
It was good. It was good.
What's up?
What's up, Rocket League?
It was good.
What's up?
What's up, bro?
Oh, thank you so much.
So bestie.
Oh, thank you for running.
We're always the winter guy.
I remember that.
What is this called?
Question for you.
Oh, guys.
Sorry to get ready.
Oh, god.
There we go.
What?
I just had a question, bruh.
Turn it on, boy.
Hey!
What on earth?
Turn it on.
They're good.
They're good.
Calm down.
What about Plackboy Max?
Joe, can I sneak myself into this content if you think I would notice that if I change
my name to Plackboy Max and then join into this?
If you think I would know, he's hosting the diswars.
guys. PLSSS.
Do you think there is a single ounce heard about the ban?
Chat today. I'm going to be professional at VRChat.
Chat tomorrow. I think I'm going to go and...
That's life. Let it be feel to start your villain arc into a champ on your head up brother. I
Think it's time to start my VR my VR chat
Category bro, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I don't know. I don't know when but I'll do it soon
I did this is this is this is Jinxie's chat right here my gaping hole is dripping for
you milk me daddy freeze Frank here mood to play story games please for the love of
God please I am begging you will do whatever you want please anything who is Frank out
Who is this? Who's epic? Who is this?
Yo! Hello?
Yo!
What's going on bro? How are you?
What's going on bro? How are you epic?
Hold on.
Yeah mom.
How are you bro? How are you epic?
Oh, I don't know, right?
I got done
Wrong and what I'm seeing brother. I want to help you out, you know, cuz clearly your chat is
Dressing you for no fucking reason and I want to help you up dude. That's what I'm saying
Dude, my chat is just so fucking rude sometimes man. It's getting in my head, bro
Hey epic, give me one moment. All right. Let me just go up here and grab my food. Okay?
Hey, no rush bro.
Appreciate you bro, appreciate you.
And while you're doing that bro, I'm gonna say some words to your chat.
Alright guys, listen, I'm just gonna be clear on this.
Why do y'all judge him by his appearance?
Like, why don't y'all go to VC, turn on your own camera, and I'll call you ugly.
Like, judging someone by their appearance.
All right, I don't know if you are just like doing this just for negative attention or just for just some dumb reason
because
Honestly, it's just sad at this point
But you all have nothing better to do than to troll a streamer who's trying to give you guys entertainment
like seriously
I
Turn on my camera as I'm not finished who I am and you don't see me
roasting other streamers how they look
But I pray what you guys do, which honestly is a disgrace.
Right, Epic?
That's what I'm saying, dude.
Epic, these guys, they sit and they make fun of me every day.
Muda, you have a big nose.
Muda, you're a fucking bomber terrorist that should go blow up some buildings.
Muda, you look like a Jew.
Muda, you're disgusting me.
Muda, I hate your kind.
Muda, Muda this and Muda that.
Valoran. Muda, you have said the sloth nipples. Muda, you're so ugly. Muda, you're balding.
Dude, you know, this stuff gets in my head because like, you know, I'm a streamer and
I have to see these messages every single day for the rest of my life. Hey, bro. Muda,
something crazy? Huh? Them roasts to you about a chew. Crazy thing is though, I'm a chew
and I say, fuck you guys, so.
Right?
So you guys roasting Jews actually offends me in a way.
So y'all can go fuck off, in my opinion,
and that should be nice.
So, that's my opinion.
And that's what I'm saying.
And that's what I'm saying.
Genuinely, genuinely, genuinely epic.
That's what I'm saying.
So I went for that.
How's your day going, bro?
do my game is one pretty good i got unfortunately banned on valorant for one
week
outcome
uh...
so some guy was uh... talking about about my uh...
my brother
and i uh...
and i defended him and got bad
okay bro
what the fuck time game bro
and someone just for him sticking up for what the fuck that's what I'm saying dude
I mean boy game as big as riot games. I don't know. It's just insane
Bro, dude, that is the most amount of crap. I've ever heard from a game, right? That's what I was saying, dude
And also bro, um, so I asked for the whole like chest thing with one
I
I wish you tried your best bro, that's all, I want you to try your best, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, I want you to try your best
Dude, I tried my absolute hardest, the thing was he cheated
Well bro, in my opinion though, I wouldn't necessarily call it cheating though because streamers have different ways of doing things, you know, like, if you're not really cheating in a way, people just like, you know, do things differently, you know
True, true. So go ahead. Tell me if you were in my shoes, what would you do, you know, if you're
getting called a bunch of mean things all day? What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Well, for one, I would, well, I mean, for one, I would ignore the those kind of chats. Two,
I would just move on and accept that that's their opinion, not mine. And I would just focus on the
positive chess as long as you do that bro you're good now do I actually I like
your advice but you're pretty wise dude you're pretty wise also bro um it also
by dates thing you are requested because um let's start um I do want to give you
some more advice in private you know epic I would buy that's up to you no
I would love to send you a request.
Also, I think it's time to wrap it up with the word and become a full time viewer.
Do you need me to re-send the request?
No, I see it. I want to go ahead and ask you right now.
So what kind of streams do you have playing now since you're a fan from the game?
If you don't mind me asking, I'm not a fan of your game.
Oh, here, let me open up my notepad.
You're good.
Yo, guys, can you all stop spamming El Muda like, come on guys, I won't just talk about this, bro.
Man, you're some fucked up asshole, I'm telling you all right now.
Yo, haunt 2-6 bro, sharp chill bitch. Yes, bro. I didn't mind about shit. Alright, bro?
When I talk to streamers, bro, it comes from my heart and my soul, bro. Every word I say
comes from my heart and I mean it.
Epic, why do they say these things? I don't understand.
Hey, look bro, I
I've been doing this for years, bro, and I do it this daily dude and one of what I do
What do you do?
You're also no, what do you do?
Well, I'm just a norm and move on and I just be grateful for the things that I'm actually had with like streaming
having friends family you know what dude
you're a wholesome guy I think all right by way bro um I gave recent a request
because it was bugging on my end I'll go ahead and accept that I'm gonna go ahead
and accept that right also um do you know what 3d printing is yeah I know so
Do you want to see my very first 3D print I ever did?
Yeah, go for it, let me see it.
Alright bro, hold up.
Alright, so while I grab bro, Mike said request is there.
Give me a moment, I got to grab it.
So do you know the horror game, Puppet Playtime?
Yeah.
Do you know Nightmare Huggy Woody from Chapter 3?
Like, the one that comes out on TV?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is my very first 3D print.
Yo, that does you fuck.
You know, I've played all the poppy points I pick.
So a vibe, bro.
I just beat chapter five yesterday.
Is that the newest one?
That's the newest one that came out, right?
Yep.
Did you like it?
I mean, it was OK.
I mean, by far my favorite chapter is chapter three
by four, because I remember how you would eat.
Although, I do wish he was an actual boss,
and not a nightmare, you know what I mean?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
But hey, at least, I mean, out of the whole game,
that's my favorite character.
No, I do, that's a pretty good take.
I like that.
Yeah, bro.
Also, bro, if you need, so, also,
if you need help getting a girlfriend,
bro, I can help you out, too.
Wait, really?
Yep.
How do I get a, can you help me get a girlfriend?
Sure, man, but why don't you hear something crazy though?
Yeah, go for it.
Yeah, go for it.
Want to know who my first female collab was with?
Who was your first female collab?
Have you heard of Skye Breed?
Yeah.
Want to guess who I met first with my first female collab?
Mia Khalifa?
Skye Breed, bro.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry, skybreed, bro.
Oh, sorry, skybreed.
Sorry, bro.
Wait, so you collabed with skybreed?
Yes.
And how was that?
It's pretty interesting to see a person.
Oh, so bro, by the way, if you want, I can send you some clips of the streamers I met.
I mean, I'd be down.
Put you on.
I mean, I'd be down, yeah.
I'm going to go out and add you.
if your DMs are on, so that's why I say to request so I can forward them to you. Because
I can, you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm sending you for the question. All right, cool. All right,
now I'm just going to start real quick. All right. Also, bro, wait real quick, before I send
the, before I send the clips, you want to see my first viral clip that started me on my journey?
Yeah, go ahead. Let's see.
I was the one that sent click of it, the one that made that meme.
You were the one who made into the future of it?
Yep. I sent it to you, Deos.
Now I'm going to send the other clips. Where are they?
Oh, there they are.
So be warned, bro. This is gonna be a lot and I meant more streamers in this by the way
But I think this is enough. I think oh my god. You met a lot of shit, but you met Marlin
I mean I met Marlin and Ross a loss
Yeah, I met him twice Jim see a sketch
That's what you made me laugh, bro.
I think that should tell you.
I think before I met William Diwan.
Dude, you're going to become big one day, bro.
I have a feeling.
If not bigger, then you already are now.
Hey, Ozzy, bro.
I'm just grateful, bro.
I got to help out these streamers as best I can.
I mean, sure, it's not perfect, but I'm a helpful person.
No, I'm God knows that
And God also broke
You want to see something really cool about my room. Yeah, but this is the last thing because I had a go dude
All right, what's your favorite color?
blue
Alexa sets Hulk to blue
Whoa
Well, I think you're pretty cool dude. I got to get one of those for my rooms.
Alright bro, I'm done with what you go do. Have a great night. My DMs are open. Epic out.
I just get mogged by Epic.
Did I just get mobbed by epic?
Did I just get mobbed by epic?
Yo, on my life, on everything I love, that is how I'm ending my stream today.
It's been good.
Muda out.
I swear to God, I'm gonna end my stream with that today.
On everything I love.
On everything I love, I'm gonna end my stream with that today.
Why do you always struggle to swallow?
You look like it hurts to swallow.
It's because my tonsils were taken out.
My tonsils were taken out.
So like, watch, ready?
Right?
That's a lot to swallow.
Swallowing isn't a normal thing, you know what I'm saying?
Alright, anyway chat.
We have Rainbow Six Siege, we have Rocket League.
Like, what games do we even play nowadays?
We do have Overwatch, but brother, let's be honest.
Who the fuck played Overwatch?
DOOM!
One's last time.
Oh, you know what?
I could do a segment.
One sec.
Chat, I know there's one segment I can do.
AHH!
Alright.
Isaiah with the two 17 with the two months. I love you. God bless you Dean Thomas with the 21 with the 21 minutes of the prime
I love you
Ask the low soul with the prime. I love you IV boss for 26 minutes. I love you Donald with the 26 minutes
I love you sure and I love you deserve forfeit with the two one gift. I love you Sidoni with the 28 months. I love you
God bless you. I love you guys. Oh
I mean, okay, how many times are you guys gonna message me and tell me to fucking use?
to use VR chat. Chat wallah on everything I love, I'm going to do VR this week. I just
need to set it up. Like it's not taken out of the box yet. Do you guys understand? Like
it's not out of the box. Like who is sending these messages in my chat? Like brother, brother,
brother. I haven't taken it out of the box yet. I still have to set it up. I have to
set it up. I have to set it up. Please give me a bit, bro. Give me a couple days. Give
a day or two. Yo, bro, it's Jinxie here, bro.
Bro, it's going to be known as the VR streamer. Yo, Gucci, can you tell me why Jinxie stopped
doing VR streams if he was averaging 80,000, 90,000 viewers when doing it? Is there a reason
Why stop is it bad to do VR streams? Is it bad to do VR streams?
He's not horny like us Muda
No, we're not right now.
You gotta turn it off on your OBS.
No, we're not right now.
Checking us in.
Yeah, I'm just spectating.
No!
Is it directly anything with the little old professors, bro?
I don't know.
No, he's.
Come on, bro.
That's a go.
If you wasn't invited, don't ask to go chat.
If you wasn't invited, don't ask to go, man.
If he wasn't invited, he don't ask to go.
Each person gonna play their disc, hold your comments till both discs are played.
You are then one by one gonna say how you feel about it.
Chad, why did BlackBoy Max leave FaZe?
I feel like there was such a good connection.
I did miss something though, but
Well, you guys know what I mean like they all left. Yeah, right they all left but
Like what does this mean bro
Like, what do you mean by this?
Alright.
Shall we maybe chat?
What girl do we decide to take out on our first date?
And it's not bunny bro, it's not bunny, it's not bunny, so don't say bunny bro please.
But for tomorrow, who do we take out for our stream?
I know exactly who to take out.
Then Bobby's two other banks of coffee, so I took at least the other two banks of coffee
so I could like use them up but apparently two whole bags of coffee going through security
at the airport is bad so I have to.
he is live
He has a very girthed person guys
Who is this up a guy I was like a molester and then you had
You were Watto and I told you who confused who's afraid
Wait, who is this? VR chat mute. What does VR chat mute chat mean? What does it mean?
What does VR chat mute mean? Does anyone know what that means? What does VR chat mute mean?
We all make a moota.
Give up!
Can't...
Can't it be a guy?
Oh my god, boy.
I've swooned in my mouth, I've swooned it down on everything I love, whoa, I was going
spit everything out, I swear I got everything out of my life and everything out of my-
AHHHHHH
Oh thank god it was nothing
It was nothing, it was nothing
Holy shit
No y'all, no VR, no VR, no VR, no VR, no VR, no VR, no VR
Ja, I don't know what Mika's, um, I don't know what Mika's uh...
Oh
Right here, but is she mute is me come is me come mute
Is me come you both me cuz bad?
Yeah, but I'm not doing any mute
I'm not doing any mute. I don't care. I don't care. I'm not doing any mute brown cuz the next I'm not I know it's a dude I
Know what's it do that? No
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We want Booni, you big nose, free cash tag, justice for...
I'm not doing... I'm not doing Booni, bro. I didn't know...
I know everything about Bunny. I wanna learn something like him.
Now that Epic is gone, you nose is so big it's got snowcups.
You guys can do this, Lance.
No, but we want midnight to day 90.
She said, wow wow, boo here.
I'm not stealing Sakura. Who do I look like to you guys? Chat, let's just do this guy, bro!
Let's just do this guy!
I think going forward just because like it was so fucking fun um but yeah I don't know it was just
it just it just all hit me at once and I just put it on myself but I stopped
How was your day bro? Not sure if you're down but I'll go on a VR date with you.
Moody can you slide me some of the stuff you got banned for, I'm trying to watch it tonight.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, check it out, shut up, that's too far, genuinely too far bro, too far, too far to board the board.
Moody, you still owe Eastway her debt and you know she's not mute.
You bro, if you are open to game suggestions Elden Ring would be cinema my man. Much love, W Mooder.
I'm gonna see this shit
In the last time chat we were here, bro.
Man, I'm not gonna lie, chat. This was like one of the best moments of my life, bro.
From the bottom of my heart, bro. Here with Jinxie.
Genuinely one of the best roads of my life.
Let's see chat. How do I have...
My worlds featured world, popular.
What's the black cat?
Chat, what is the black cat?
You got banned, bruh.
What's happened?
You're gonna get banned if you go into public?
Yeah, bro, see, I don't wanna try that shit, bro.
Like, I genuinely...
So, bro...
Don't go in public worlds, you'll get banned.
Okay, you know what?
We're gonna wait until we have more plans, segment, bro.
We're gonna wait, we're gonna wait.
Alright.
I think honestly chat I think I'm just gonna like you know, I'm gonna play rock
I don't really want to play rock to leave bro. I mean tomorrow. We have bro vs. Bro with Jason the ween
That's gonna be fired. I'm gonna the second I end this stream. I'm gonna go gym come back from the gym
Set up the VR
Why are you spamming alibaba? You literally have your chat telling you the content they want and refusing to do it
Just hope on VR with Bunny and give us what we want.
I'm not doing anything with Bunny, bro.
I'm kinda like, yo, it's not that I don't hate Bunny, bro.
I don't hate Bunny.
I just...
I just... I don't...
I don't know, bro. I just don't wanna...
You it's Jinxed, see? When are we getting spanked again?
Like, Bunny was fun, bro, but it's time to move on, bro.
I
My god, you're jackass crazy idea
How about you play some story games that you promised us like 100 years ago like god of war or Sekiro
Also, wh show fucking drinks milk with their food. What's wrong with drinking milk?
What is wrong with drinking milk with chicken brothers?
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and I already you better hop on VR with boonie before I send
Oh my god, stop bro. Alright chat, I'm gonna get off bro, I'm gonna get off. You guys have been eating me alive.
Um...
What else we gotta do? We gotta do meta quest?
Oh, we have hot chip challenge.
Bro, I wanna- When do I deploy this? How do I deploy this?
Tomorrow it's a big bro vs bro with Jason and Lean. That's gonna be fire, I won't lie.
You know what bro? Listen bro.
Let's get some rocket weed bro. Before we get off.
before we get off let's just let's just do rawthelink bro
Ja how well how bad can it be to do some rawthelink be honest
if you lose the bro vs bro eat the chip
okay how do I tell you that I am not gonna lose the bro vs bro tomorrow
Ja you guys understand that I'm literally the best gamer that you guys have seen since Shroud
like I want to let y'all know bro that since shroud was a thing bro I'm
telling you I promise you guys
Goal, right there.
Holy shit am I drunk?
Does everyone in Diamond know how to flip reset?
Like genuinely.
Does anybody in this chat like I don't understand?
Okay, I'm getting off after this game.
Oh, this guy's a smurf!
Fuck.
I swear to God, this guy's a smurf, though.
Is this even fucking winnable?
You just see how these guys plug into this fucking smurf bro
I mean, I just can't play with this guy on my fucking ass, bro.
I mean, this guy's literally just a fucking Smurf, bro.
Like, you're just so annoying. I actually fucking hate Smurfs, bro. Go fuck yourself.
you
you
you
you
you
All of all, maybe some Rocky League, some React, maybe something with Hive Eyes in the morning.
not too sure I don't know what we're gonna do tomorrow to be honest tomorrow
maybe maybe actually tomorrow even actually no tomorrow we play Rambo
succeed with split as well
honestly God bless you with that Valorant ban game is for them also soon I'm
gonna deploy VR chat chat I think it has to me today I know you guys love VR
bro VR is not my main content bro but tomorrow I'm gonna try to look for a
date that's not bunny okay and we're gonna do VR shot for a little bit give
you guys what you want I don't know about VR tomorrow though I don't know
about VR tomorrow tomorrow Jason the leads a pretty big segment bro it's a
bro vs bro chat what do you guys think is gonna win who do you guys think is
gonna win tomorrow bro bro who do you think is gonna win tomorrow and the
bro vs bro Jason or me who do you guys think has like more things up their
sleeve
Yeah, I probably may, uh, hey.
Where is it, bro?
On a job
I hope y'all enjoyed me shitting on high fives this morning
I hope you guys enjoyed me losing 200 gifted to fucking richie
Anyway
My name is Muda. Tomorrow, me and Jason will meet in Bro vs Bro segment.
I love you guys so much. Make sure to drink some water, eat some food.
My name is Muda. Peace the fuck out.