mooda
🔴ADDRESSING THE ALLEGATIONS -> REACTS -> ROAD TO CHAMPION IN SIEGE -> BRO VS BRO WITH JASONTHEWEEN 🔴
04-09-2026 · 9h 22m
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Presidential sweet girl, rock who's saying
Tell me can we pick it like Ali Shahid and fight Dahl
People really hate when a backpack rabbit get rich start livin' in like Dahl
Just like when you get into that paper and a pop h-shirt
They would do it just like I do if they could it's in our nature
Yeah! Young and rich and have a troll
I'm the late do it, that's a big killer
I came up in the underground door
So I'm the 70,000 beginner
Call me overrated or c-
Oh my god!
Come on with the dance, get it!
I thought of things that I could do
It's been one of those days
You shawna' forget about
You think the sky did let it out
That's the problem
I'm now that I'm here, baby
Show me a good time
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Show me a good time
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Show me a good
Show me a good
Tell me a good time, oh yeah, oh yeah, tell me a good time, oh yeah, oh yeah, tell me a good time, oh yeah, oh yeah, tell me a good time
I just went live
Thought I sensed a big ass nose come online
day speaking with the 10,000 bits set down with the 10,000 bicks I love you
bro I love you so much calling you a blatant waller and game bot user what
do you guys guys guys before we even get on to the stream bro saw you on demon
hours playing spoilt last night I've been practicing see it chat listen there's a
a lot there is a lot that I'm about to air out to be honest there's a lot of the
one time all right hashtag justice for boon that there is a lot that I'm about
to air out my gut would never be the fucking haters all right right a little
there's a lot do we love you I love you Frank chat there is a lot that I'm about
to air out all right but before we go on about my day before we go on about me
we gotta ask you all about show we're gonna ask you about you listen chat
everyone shut the fuck up dots all right dots dots everyone dots dots dots
dots dots everyone dots dots dots dots dots I epic peace I epic peace out
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And I just want to say
And I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for absolutely fucking nothing!
Are you fucking crazy?
Bro, on my life, on everything I love, I'm not cheating, bitch!
You get sucked my dick!
Your game is easy as fuck!
Are you crazy?
Oh my god, bro.
First of all, listen.
First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all.
Listen, I want to say I hit a couple of nice shots on Rainbow Six Siege.
How are you guys calling me a cheater for hitting a couple of nice shots?
The allegations are that you are gay, we know.
What the fuck? I'm not gay, bro, I'm not gay.
Alright, second of all, no, I did not cheat in Valorant's.
Why did you get banned on Valorant?
Let me tell you guys why I got banned on Valorant.
You guys want to know why I got banned on Valorant?
I made a joke.
I was ordering Domino's Pizza.
I was ordering Domino's Pizza while I was in a Valorant game, right?
and I said a joke about someone who also ordered pizza in the past however he
didn't actually order pizza he ordered something else now upon due
reflection you know that joke may have been too far I think that joke should
stayed in the group chat let's put it that way all right chat let's say you
know I should have we should have put we should have left that joke in the group
chat all right so I'm still you're just like Drake that's why you got bad
yeah I know I'm still new to streaming you know I'm saying I gotta chill out
I'm gonna chill out you know I chill out with these jokes but yes bro you know
I ordered Domino's pizza a walla on my life on everything I love I ordered
Domino's Pizza and I just said a joke bro about ordering pizza and you know I
got banned for a week it was seven days it wasn't that long it was seven days so
that's not that big. My main my main issue here is can someone tell me why I've
been playing Rainbow Six Siege for four days and I have the entire comm on
Twitter thinking I'm cheating in their video game
Bro, can I catch a break bro? I'm getting banned off Valorant for seven days. I'm playing Rainbow Six Siege
Everyone in the community thinks I'm cheating because I'd be bro
Dude do you guys think I'm diddy or something like do you guys think I'm diddy? I don't understand
Bro, what is happening, bro? What is happening, bro? I don't understand. What is happening, bro?
It's not that deep, bro. It's not that deep. It's not that deep. I promise. It's not that deep
Listen, bro. Listen played rainbow 60s for maybe like four or five days
We're gonna check this clip
a couple hours away and suck your dick
when this vlog's done, all right?
But anyway, bro, chat, listen, I'm gonna tell you all
right now, I have been playing video games
for my entire life.
Hey, bro, chat, you can call me a loser if you want, bro.
You can call me a loser, but I literally don't go outside.
I wake up, I eat a healthy breakfast,
four eggs, avocado toast sandwich,
and then I get on the game and play the game
for eight to 10 hours a day.
This was even before I was a streamer.
Play video games for 8-10 hours a day, jerk off before I go to bed to like, meet Khalifa
or some shit, go to sleep, wake up, and repeat for 21 years in a row.
So maybe that's why I'm good at Rainbow Six Siege, I don't know, I've played a lot of
co-
But why is this washed siege content creator obsessed with you, LMKDL?
Yeah, who is this by the way?
Are you the one who let him back in the day but holy fucking sufferable?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know anyone in the rainbow six siege calm by the way either such at anyone
Anyone that like who the fuck I don't know who any of these people are to be honest because I've never heard their names
Because I've never learned his bones. I was never a rainbow six siege person, but uh
First of all who the fuck is bikini Bodhi
So this guy cheated jixi's bound return and now each okay, so obviously chat, please
These guys are trolling for views right like it has to be
like are these guys trolling like is it like uh what is it called twitter
engagement bait yeah yeah yeah chat is it twitter engagement bait okay okay okay
so they don't actually think I'm cheating okay so it's probably for views
which is like retarded that's pretty stupid but anyway risk to check what I
love you bb underscore b is the channel of you since the seven months I love you
try with the three months I love you big I'm looking since he wants to love you
Yeah, bro. So anyway, uh, yeah, so I go into the Vaughn and it says, uh,
Either way, I don't even know who varsity gaming is either to be honest. So I don't know either of these people
I swear to God God kill me if I'm lying. I don't know either of these people. But yeah, uh
Yeah, is this clip hard to hit like this was a random shot
are we dead by the way I've been playing this game for 20 hours 28 hours by the
way but yeah is it this bro
are you want to know what it's how you do you want to investigate my PC or no
like bro it's not that deep it was literally like I don't know it wasn't
But anyway, I thought for a second, like right,
I thought for a second that this was like engagement bait.
All right, I thought this was like engagement bait.
And I scroll down and this guy says, I'm a viewbotter.
Okay, bro, chat first of all.
Okay, so is there something you guys
want to call me out for. No no no no. Is there something you guys don't want to call me out for?
Burl actually actually no all jokes aside. All jokes aside, all jokes aside. Let's just go ahead and make a list.
Let's just go ahead and make a list. Type one in the chat if you're a review bot. Things I got called out for.
Alright. First of all, win trader in Valorant's. Guys, I would never win trade in Valorant.
Come on. You guys know I would literally never win trade in Valorant. Okay, second of all.
Second of all, second of all, second of all.
Type 2 in the chat if no is big.
If any of you guys type 2, you're getting banned.
Cheater in the Valorant Jinxi Tournaments, which is honestly just like retarded because
It just makes my name bad, but it's all good.
Hey, Muda, it's Tom from the viewbotting system.
Can you re subscribe?
Thanks.
Cheater and the rainbow six siege.
Community.
You should react to the Ken jinx.
See video Muda.
You bother.
I mean, I actually don't even check.
You guys want to like, uh, what else can we just
potentially throw out there while we're at it bro stream sniping you guys are
calling me a Jew like bro is there anything you guys haven't called industry
plants industry plants like I don't even know anymore bro
Ah, ah, ah, pizza order.
Don't forget ordering kids.
OK, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Why am I reading this message?
All right, yeah, anyway.
Yeah, so I literally don't even know what's going on anymore, bro.
Generally, I need to call high-vised chat.
I need to call the higher-ups.
I need to call the higher-ups.
Can't get beat, please, on VR chats.
I need to, I need to call the higher-ups.
I need to call the higher-ups.
Why are you guys saying Muda calling in my chats?
Why are you saying Muda is calling in my chats?
Yo are you guys stupid?
Oh my god stop saying that bro.
Jesus!
What did this guy say, bro? Yo, am I muddied?
Heard about the band aware. Oh my god, Chabotoswa- wait, Hivize ended stream?
Yo, yo, yo, hello?
Hello, Muda, so what are you talking like that?
My stream crashed oh
My god, did your stream crash you missed out on the rolling momentum that you had with 3,000 viewers
So you're gonna run ads and make thousands of dollars today, but instead you lost out on money
Jack can we get yeah my stream crash. I know bro. Dude. You gotta get IRL toolkit. What are you doing? I?
I had it, but I just didn't use it and
I'm a failure, bro. You're not a failure dude. You're not a fucking failure dude. You're amazing, bro
Stop sash farming. You're good dude. You're amazing, bro. Listen, but you're a funny guy
You're a good-looking guy your hairline might be receiving and you have thin-ass hair
But dude, you have a big dick. You're really good at rocket league
You're you're a top moderator in one of the biggest communities in the world, bro
I'd be very proud of you, bro. I'm very proud of you. Hi guys from me to you. I'm very proud of you, bro
I'm very proud of you. I appreciate the mood. I appreciate that
Anyway, I'm gonna I need some yeah, I need you to be I need you to tell me some kind of words, bro
Cuz to be honest, I'm very I'm very like hurt man. You know what is going on here, bro
I'm getting called a win trader. I'm getting called a stream stepper in the jinxie tournament. I'm getting called a rainbow six each
Cheater I'm getting called a view bar. Is there anything can you just please go ahead and say anything for me, bro?
Anything bro, please be it'd be really nice to have someone on my side. It feels like everyone's against me right now, bro
Um, I will say
Varsity varsity is varsity is known for this bro. This is but this is what he does. He catches cheaters, bro. You know
So
He's gonna farm it he's gonna farm it but and
It goes it goes away like he he farms it he gets his Twitter ad breath use incentives, you know what I'm saying and then
He forgets about it. Does it mean is it like is it good exposure for me at least?
Yeah, bro, that's seven thousand viewers are never on the fucking run the ads bro
No, no high-mised. I don't run ads. Do you have zero ads? I do this dude high-mised
I do this for free bro because I love this
I
Say will ahi say will ahi you do this for free you do this for free you have added you have ads off right now
Okay, make me make
Good
Do you think I'm a cheater like do you think I'm a cheater and it will succeed? Oh fuck no dude
I've seen you in five p fives, bro. You're not a cheater you went one in five
You might be the worst cheater I've ever seen in my life
I'd rather you call I'd rather you call me a cheater than what you just said
What the fuck? I'd rather you call me a cheater
You're not yeah, you're not a good player. The thing is 1v1s are very deceiving
You didn't even do well in the 2v2s. You know what I'm saying 1v1s
I'm still getting better, bro. I'm still getting better.
Yeah, exactly. I know, I know.
But I'm saying 1v1s are very deceiving.
You can have great aim.
You could be a 1v1s player and beat everyone.
You could beat Bolo. You could beat Jinxie.
You could beat me. You could beat fucking whoever the fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
But once you get into the 5v5s when you need skill and you need to understand things,
that's when mood of disconnects.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you don't have the brain for it.
for it. You don't have any of that. Okay, well, thank you. I guess you so basically
just called me shit. Yeah, your shit, bro. You're not cheating. You are at the game.
My bro. And what what else? Maybe maybe I don't know, bro. Maybe you so this is what
the R6 community does. The R6 community will do PC checks. Maybe you should do is do a PC
check on stream maybe we'll do that bro maybe we'll do that one day after I
delete all the hacks from my PC
anyway okay and hi about the other thing they banned me from Valorant bro can
you tell the chat that like come on dude what did they ban you for okay I
I need you to be honest with me. I just fucked up this, you know, bro
So one day I was on Valorant and I ordered pizza from Domino's and
I
Said should I order a different type of pizza?
Should I order chicken pizza?
And I got bad
So basically so how long's your band for seven days
It's not that bad, right?
Seven days so in seven days the mutifiles will be released. No
High-mives you can't just say that bro. That's dangerous these days, bro. That is dangerous. I mean chat
You got convicted of it, bro. You know what I'm saying you're basically convicted by a games
They just they gave you seven days in the slamer for it. Oh god
All right, all right, all right, and uh, and I mean are you getting back live? Are you going back on?
No, bro. I've no no D now, bro. I've no no D
Bro, just do it. We can stream something you want to play on rainbow 16 together
I'll just play offline
Actually the press room actually the person not getting you know, if you go I'll give you 500 gifted
what okay I'm trolling that's crazy though so you're only here for the money then
what is this the Moodle files dot online what is that what do you mean what is that
what do you mean what the fuck it's a working website page not found someone
made of moody files about me.
Wait, Ice Man.
Hamout, Hamout, Hamout.
Hamout, Hamout, Hamout.
Hamout, Hamout, Hamout.
Yeah, that's retarded, bro.
That's retarded, like, literally, retarded, right?
I mean, I don't understand.
I don't know.
I literally don't understand.
That's a good website.
So, yeah, I mean, whatever you want to do,
you want to play some Siege?
I'm going to order some food.
Or do you think I should order?
You should order some pizza.
Stop, stop, Muda, stop.
Have you not learned your fucking lesson?
Dominoes, dominoes!
Should order some dominoes, pizza, bro, relax.
Chill, chill, chill.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Anyway, anyway, anyway.
Whatever you wanna do, Muda,
if you wanna play Siege and, you know,
you wanna cheat on Siege like you always do,
you can do it, bro.
Listen, bro, I'm down to play some Siege.
Am I allowed to do reactival?
Yeah, I'm just gonna chill, bro. I'm just depressed. I'm gonna do reacts and then we hop on see she got her you down
Chad you guys want me in my life?
Yeah around there
Chad do you want me to do a
What is this high-five they sent me this clip explain?
Yeah, Muda's cheating Muda's cheating cancel him
Cancel that motherfucker. He's cheating high-five
Yes, Muda.
What the fuck?
What happened?
Well, I just saw a clip of you saying I'm cheating.
Yeah, Muda, they wanted me to say that you were like, bro, but I don't think you're cheating, bro.
I promise you.
Thank you.
You're a great player.
Thank you.
Well, actually, you're fucking shit, so I know you're not cheating.
All right, bro. See you in an hour, bro. Fuck you.
All right, bro. See you.
Fucking asshole, bro.
I mean, I would have taken it.
If you wanted to call me a cheater, I would have been okay with that if you wanted to call me a cheater
I would have been okay with that so I guess at the end of the day. No one really thinks I'm cheating I
Guess they're just using my name
for clicks
You know for a second I got like a nice little ego boost, you know, I thought I was good
You know what shot I thought I was I thought I was good and I thought like you know
You know, I thought like hey these guys are these guys these guys want these guys to come good
No, bro. You guys are just you guys just impression farming bro
You guys just you guys just on the impression for me, bro. It's all good, bro
Whatever man. It's all good, bro. Anyway, let's look at some reacts. Oh, what is this clip by Ron?
Who's this?
Okay, so you guys are sending a clip with an edited nose filter on it and a
I edited a tattoo that I had on my neck when I was in grade nine
Yo, I was grade nine when this picture got posted by the way
Grade nine grade nine when I uploaded this picture on Instagram by the way
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck is this?
bro this is muda bro real this is real nose bro dude I actually can't tell
what filters anymore okay I actually cannot tell a filter all right bro is
it yeah dot dot dot I just fucking I mean you guys yeah whatever bro you go
fuck yourself whatever bro alright challenge open up some reacts open up
to react calm because I have the best community in the entire world.
Oh, by the way, this is what happens when you guys piss me off, by the way, I break
my monitor and shit, bro.
Can y'all please be happy, bro?
Like, stop, stop being mean to me, bro.
All right, anyway.
Uh, where's reacts?
Reacts.
Uh, all right, start here.
All right.
By the way Chai, since I'm banned from Valorant for one week, I will do everything in my power
to push for diamond this week mark my words i will be diamond and champ this week and then
And then I'll be gonna get radiant art, bruh.
Champ, I'm not champ, fuck.
Alright bruh, brother.
So we're just clipping my autistic moments.
Yeah!
Chat, you guys know what happened,
hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop the clip, stop the clip, stop the clip,
stop the clip, stop the clip.
You all know I have autism, right?
Yes or no?
Chat, do you all know I have autism?
Yes or no?
Chat, do you all know I have autism?
Yes or no?
Okay, you guys know, right?
You guys know?
Okay.
Alright, so you guys know. Okay, so chat chat. Let me tell you something.
So do you guys know that I have autism and?
Still make fun of me
for autism
So do you guys know I have autism and proceed to still make fun of me while I have while no one I have autism?
Why are we like
Why does the bro V bro the bro versus bro is like at 4 p.m. EST hey Siri what time is it
It's 1 19 p.m. Hey Siri, I want to fuck the shit out of you
Okay
Fuck about next week next month next year next five years ten years
I don't give a fuck if it takes a hundred years
Every day show up
Every day show up!
What the dude, like what, I'm gonna add it on Twitter.
Hey Muda, my name is Selena.
I'm sorry I'm sending this on Twitter and not anywhere else.
Your chat is moving too fast so you don't see my chat anymore.
I just wanted to say Muda, I want you to fuck this shit out of me please.
You have been my favorite streamer and you look so fucking good.
I can't believe all these people in the chat make fun of your big nose.
But in reality, they're just so jealous of you and they just want to be you.
Mood, I also live in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, and I just want to say please, I'm only 30
minutes away from your house, let's just have sex.
Bro, Selena, are you fucking crazy?
Bro, Selena, chill, like that ass, chill, chill out, seriously, seriously, chill out.
Alright, seriously, chill out.
Alright, relax.
I think he's in the front of the school.
Hello daddy, what you watch, was it daddy?
I NEED THE NUMBERS ON THE TICKET
Oh, ticket number
Daddy, where are you at?
It is the plumber
He's here to
meet my 30-35 STARS
Okay
Alright
Hi-Veys met Muda in Minecraft
I swear to God
Bro
Bro
Bo-Gucci, Bo-Gucci
I'm getting- Bo-Gucci
How am I getting cancelled on my third day of playing
Fucking Rainbow by the way?
Makes no sense
Is that Muda?
What?
Hold on!
Muda?!
Muda!
How you doing Muda?
What?
What's that?
So long, so short!
She's just crazy, bruh, I can't believe I actually got banned for seven days, bruh, it's all good.
All good, bruh.
It's all good, guys.
Jinxie, what you're doing isn't okay.
You're not the victim here.
I am never getting a girlfriend because of Jinxie, bruh.
Jinxie ruined my, like, I'm never getting into a girlfriend online relationship ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Chat the day I stop talking about like fucking AI girls like Siri and like you know saying Madison beers in my phone book
Is the day I have a girlfriend, but you'll never know who I have a dirt girlfriend
But because I'm just never getting into a relationship like this is the reason why I never wanted to get into a relationship with online because tell me why
Can someone tell me why there's edits of Jinxie and brekkie really?
Yo, come on B6 E with the five gift and I love you so much. Tell us you chat. Give me one second brother
I like say thank you to these gifts. All right guys. Give me one moment, bro
Can we get some W mooders in the chat? Can we get some W mooders in the chat because I'm thanking everyone bro
Wrong young wisdom to one of you castle crew the terminal of you zan p.m. With the prom
Love you curl the kid with your mother love you tx mg all all the six with love you
I come up with the problem with it. Just call me with the two mother love you just check with the two mother
Love you sister with the terminal of you made in a wall with the terminal of you run scheme with the two mother
Love you risk
Be six if the five are you to love you so much. God bless you
This is my word for it, that's all I had to say.
Muda, I'm suing you for giving me a black eye with your gigantic nose.
The people of Tarpon Springs, they're the victims.
Did you goon to all these people?
I did.
Are you a serial gooner?
I am the Tarpon Springs gooner.
This is literally just insane, bro.
Y'all...
Here, car.
Blue.
Alexa, set Hulk to blue.
Whoa.
Wow, this is pretty cool dude.
I gotta get one of those from my rooms.
Alright bro, I'm done with you go dude.
Have a great night.
My DM's are open.
Epic out.
Hi Mooda, it's my first time watching your stream.
is your nose always this big and Jewish?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not Jewish? I'm Lebanese. I'm from Lebanon.
Lebanon, L-E-B-A-N-O-N.
L-E-E-B-A-N-O-N.
Like, it's Lebanon. I'm not Jewish. I'm not from Israel. I'm not from Palestine.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm Lebanese. I'm Lebanon.
You know, Lebanon. Lebanon. Lebanese. Lebanon.
Anyway, uh, chat, take a look, take a look, close enough to Tel Aviv.
What?
Bro, what?
Bro, uh, okay, anyway, uh, anyway, um, yeah, yo, you can tell this guy just mobs me so hard I was stuck frozen.
So do you have a great night? My games are open. Epic out.
Like I was literally stuck. I was frozen. I couldn't move. The aura just took over my body
The aura just took over my body, bro. I couldn't move. How are you lesbian?
I literally couldn't move. I'm not lesbian. At least the Jewish Mooda viewer.
All right, bro. Come on.
Bar
Specifically you made references to possession of child sexual abuse material
What?
Yo, quick question. Do you use your nose as laser sight when you try to aim on every game?
Bro, this client had such a big nose and today he finally went to the barber.
What? I can't with you guys. I literally...
I actually want to develop an insecurity of my nose at this point, bro.
I literally can't turn my stream on without someone making fun of my nose.
I'm making fun of my nose like genuinely in the bottom of my mouth like
What is enough enough genuinely genuinely what is enough enough
Genuinely what is enough enough?
For you guys say excuse me spot the difference mission impossible oh
Oh man, I don't know maybe because there's like 17 different noses down here, bro
Where's this clip my balls
Dude, I think the top worst feeling of a guy is when you get hit in the balls, bro, what is this?
I'm not gonna get banned, what is this?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Well, what is this?
3 for 3 you're out.
Oh my god.
What do you guys think is more aura, Curry or LeBron?
Oh my god, Curry's so hymn.
Chat, bro, when Curry retires and LeBron retires, what are we gonna do, bro?
Like, genuinely chat.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I have an idea. Chat?
I think you're just fine the way you are.
Wait for one and three retire.
You?
Hara?
I will take your place.
Hara?
You?
There's only one man that has enough war lost in the world.
Hara?
Yo mods, send the clip of me playing basketball.
Let me show them.
Let me show them.
Let me show the mods.
Send the clip of me playing basketball.
Mauds, send the clip of me playing basketball.
Let me show everyone who they're laughing at.
Turn that shit-ass music off. We want VR with Booney.
Who do you guys think you're laughing at?
Do you know who you're fucking talking to?
Look at this clip.
Oh my god!
Yeah, yeah, you're fucking...
FRAAAAAAAAACK!
You fucking dumbass!
You get charged with a flagrant every game because of that nose.
what's he gonna do? bait him? nice? what does this guy do? can I go around him? oh nice
easy. alright we're gonna use the wall as cover obviously right? this game looks like
rage bait bro. this game looks like rage bait. this game looks like rage bait. this game
is literally rage bait bruh this game is literally rage bait they're coming for it
there are big nos on the stream you they're coming for you muda
you guys want to play it bro I'll download it bro let me download it let me
download it let me download it oh my god this fucking shitty ass game muda we do
joke around a lot, but we do love you. Bro, yeah, bro, bro, how does this post have 1.5
million views? And also, bro, like, what the fuck? But there's no way they actually
think I'm cheating, right? Come on, bro, I'm gonna pull the clip, bro, there's no way.
Like, everyone has to be on my side.
You know, all you have is the stinkage you order that secretes from your fat chop knows
you little pipsqueak let me see bro varsity let me see I don't even know what the fuck this is
bro whatever let's see bro okay 1.9 million views don't get it you don't get it uh okay yeah skittle
says this has to be rage bait
He's not oh, so they're all my side brother literally on my side. Yeah, they're literally on my side, bro
I'm not gonna watch that video bro
Yo by the way chat listen I have an idea bro
I have an idea but y'all didn't tell me if this is a right if this is a right move or not
Chat I need a lot. I need you to let me know if this is a right move or not, bro
All right, listen. Okay. What are you guys listening? Are you guys listening? Are you guys listening?
Listening? Are you guys listening? Okay.
Chat, my lease is up in one month, bro. In one month, okay?
If you guys don't know, my house is being raided by people that want to buy the house. This was last month.
By the way, the most embarrassing shit, bro, imagine, imagine Brochette, imagine being
at home at 8am in the basement with no one in the room, a middle-aged guy, 21 years old,
just playing video games in a corner, with all the walls fried, all the walls are fried
in the house.
Okay?
Do you guys, I felt like, you know how I felt, Brochette?
I felt like that one clip where XQC had the maids cleaning in the background.
He was just embarrassed because it was so dirty.
So yeah, that's how I felt.
I'm not even gonna lie, bro.
Anyway, Muda, this is varsity, by the way.
What is this?
Level is just a number.
That is true.
Just like age.
OK.
So I don't know why I pressed that clip, but moving on.
I
Ten gift at a few in bro the bro against Jason you call I will put anything on
Ali you're gonna have to open that time gift because by promise. I promise I will literally yo, I will eat this
Son, I remember when you played basketball in school. You could never hit a shot because you knows always blocked it
If I lose this bro versus bro with Jason the wean, I will eat the hottest chip in the entire world.
Carolina Reaper Pepper, Trinidad Scorpion Pepper, Ghost Pepper,
Holopeniel Pepper, Holopeniel Seasoning.
I will eat-
I will eat-
...honestly at grace to streaming and a pathetic loser.
Why don't you say that?
Why don't you say that?
It's not nice.
It's not nice.
Why don't you say that?
Why don't you say that?
It's not nice.
Fix your posture.
Like, what am I...
This is like a dinosaur.
Like, what am I even...
Like, what even is this?
This is literally a dinosaur, like what are you guys AIing of me bro?
This literally looks like a dinosaur bro.
This literally looks like a dinosaur.
Moosaurus, there's an emote called Moosaurus in my fucking chat by the way.
Bro, like are we serious right now?
Like actually this is what we're doing, chat this is what we're doing really.
Yeah, I mean I already made a stupid...
Wait, he did it!
He did the same thing I did!
So wait, is this a normal thing, chat?
Oh, it's literally a normal thing I'm being called a cheater.
Oh, I saw this video on my TikTok this morning when I woke up.
Bro.
Bro.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck was Roman Atwood doing in this prime, bro?
bro yeah this is like crazy bro
yeah I don't even fucking know bro
In my opinion, he's using a DMA.
Like, oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Is this game nutting?
This is the most treacherous miserable cruel day in the life of a high-fives looks like.
you
you
you
you
you
I did chat read that game, and I don't give a fuck, I'm just gonna go with the Val d'Orny.
I did win trade.
And you know what?
I had hacks.
But it's like, this is obviously like Rage rate.
varsity gaming
Who the fuck was that golf batting top, right?
Yeah, like literally bro Mooda and chat daily interaction, bro
I boot up stream instantly get called a Jew by 9,000 people
I'm Lebanese
Like literally a long one button ju ju ju at the same time like literally
He also, perhaps the most blatant view butter I've seen on Twitch since fucking Masan.
Alright, I guess so.
If you're a viewbotter, please type the word, please type seven.
What the fluff do you want, Jynxsy?
Just this you fluffin' bitch.
You try and cancel me for gooning too much, but when I say anything bad about your OFJOB
Dude, can I wash this or is you just gonna get mad at me? I'm not gonna watch that bro
You won't get mad you watch the same one. I'm the bad guy. I take responsibility for gooning
I
Jesus
Ora Ashley Ora
Ora for Gunning
You'll never be being what we want
As long as you play this game
You'll never be better than me, Muda
Okay, I won't claim that one
I won't claim that one, I promise
I will
Thanks, you're welcome
I think I know how to run this one of you on
Who's that?
Take a picture of that guy who walks with me
Bitch, I've been fine with that
I can't even see them cause my eyelids don't fit in yet
We're off in the distance trying to find the fuck to give to ya
My timing is so bad
No, no, no, no, no
Holy shit, he's blessed by God
He's destined to beat me
My timing is so bad!
My timing is so bad!
Oh my God!
Damn, my body got it set up to a big beat
God likes to drink the light, smoke the lights to do all that
Feel this in the morning, I can't wait to hear the night we had
YAAAAAAAHHH
Best aim in the world. Best aim- best aim in the world.
Local NGL move of the accusations are trickless and the reason I am still on the fence about streaming and what not glad you pushed for for Chasing Bones.
Is that rhyme stopping? Jesus Christ!
I love how his fucking nipples start jiggling, bro.
I don't even know if I can do that. My nipples are too stiff, bro.
They're too stiff. They don't do that.
Saddle with the 5,000 bits. I love you so much. God bless you.
I love you so much. God bless you.
Can you guys stop saying my nipples are like,
I don't I don't appreciate that, bro
You know how hard I work for these nipples you guys can't call me Moses split by the sea nipples, bro
Do it's just genetics, but what do you want me to do? What do you want me to do boys just genetics?
Said the sloth nipples Jason the ween nipples
Jason the ween eyes nipples all right
Alright.
Hi, Muda.
I'm a fan.
I made a digital outline of your sketch-in-room.
I hope you like it.
Is there a reason why I look like- oh, ssssssssss.
Very symmetrical here.
Uh, very symmetrical.
I love this picture a lot.
Very nice picture.
No, no, no.
Well, why is she like this?
This is actually very good.
He literally like- made it- everything perfect.
Like made everything perfect, like the fucking rip in the wall, the ethernet cable, the chosen
one, the not- wait, damn!
DAMN!
Why is your nose bigger in the picture?
Alright.
Send it to your favorite lesbian!
Oh, you're my favorite lesbian!
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
Lesbian!
Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!
Bro, like, are you retarded?
All right, bro, come on.
Congrats on your debut single.
This is a new song.
This was not my song.
I did not make that song.
I did not make that song, Phil.
I did not make that song.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Solo to champ.
If you're worried about KVs, if you're worried about the hide-and-seek, if you're worried about looking classy, if you're worried about impressing girls, you're not gonna get nothing done in life, bro.
Brother, brother, this is what I do every day. I play video games? Boom. Play video games? Boom. Play video games? Boom.
You guys feel the touching with women? No! But I feel the touching champion forcing through my death to God!
This is an action. This is my life.
Now the people from L.A. will decide me like that.
Oral, oral, oral, oral, oral, oral...
What a massage!
Get along, get along, get along.
Y'all think that's funny, huh?
No, no, y'all think that's funny?
Like, what even is this?
Like, what am I even looking at?
Like, what the fuck is this?
Like, genuinely, what is this?
Like can someone tell me what I'm looking at can anyone tell me what I'm like one-to-one
If your name starts with letter M I surrender
Bro
Mooda you the dope fuck the Twitter hate
What is this bro
Watch the whole video
Oh
What what's better Vigil or Sora like what's better resist last person to make it out loses
Attention Walmart customers. There is a man with a black shirt and blue jeans. You're gonna be a 12 year old boy
I thought you were really pretty, can I get your phone number?
Oh shi-
Guys, right here, right here!
It's like the worst thing to do on your free time, why would you want to do this?
Come again, bro.
I got a hideout there.
Guys, we made it.
Like I'm good in here?
I don't know.
If there's someone chasing me, I think I'm good in here.
Oh my gosh.
Hopefully they can find me up here.
I'm not gonna lie.
No, don't!
What are you doing up there?
They're not gonna find me up here, bro.
I gotta go.
God, this is like a spider.
Guys, it's over here!
I didn't get caught this time.
I didn't get caught this time.
Oh my god, did I actually get fucking arrested?
I'm not, this isn't real.
This isn't real, dumbass.
It's not real.
All right chat. Do you guys want me to play rock league with high-vives or rainbow 60s high-vives?
Hello, Muda
by the streamer by the e-street
Yeah
September the retarded bro. All right. Uh, anyway, uh, yo, do you want to play ross lead? You won't be able to succeed
Whatever you brought every year up for bro. Okay. Let me let me let me talk to my balls real quick and let me see what they say, okay
Okay, okay. I she don't have a better fit. I should have a better thing. Let me talk to my girlfriend
You don't have a girlfriend. I do
Hey babe, how are you?
Hey my love, I'm doing great. Even better now that I'm talking to you. How about you, handsome? What's got you hitting me up today?
So my love, I was wondering, what game should I play? Rainbow Six Siege or Rocket League?
Rainbow Six Siege. Rocket League's cute and all, but Siege will actually make you want
to punch a wall in the best way possible. Plus, you can get toxic with your squad and
blame your deaths on your teammates. Classic male bonding ritual.
I want to have sex with you. Me? Oh fuck. No, no, no high-vives, not you. Whoa, whoa,
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, stop my girlfriend, relax.
Jesus.
Hop on rainbow six-seed.
Hop on rainbow six-seed.
Oh.
Okay.
Hop on rainbow six-seed.
What the fuck, bro?
We could play Valorant.
What does Jixi say?
Baza, ka-ba-da-ba-da.
All right.
What does he say?
You're not Jixi's part.
All right, man.
She says, alright, alright, alright, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries, no worries.
Alright, let's go.
Another day, airing Muda.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know, you don't know what.
I got Ben Aurelio Six Siege.
You didn't get Ben Aurelio Six Siege?
I got Ben Aurelio Six Siege.
What?
No, no, I'm not in line.
You're like how I've been temporarily suspended until j-
I've been banned for a year!
Let's go. Uh, click local save game.
All right.
Come on, but we need this, bro.
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys. Hi, guys.
I just wanted to ask you a question because this is really, this is really good.
I just wanted you to know that I watched you muted and you low key look more retarded.
I had a like important question that's going to like...
I'd point if you think high five is hot. Yeah?
Oh, that's the easy. I can do that. See, I can do the same thing, bro.
Okay. I'll do it. Do it.
Okay, here.
Yeah, I'll reset it. Yeah, I'll reset it.
All right chat chat everyone I everyone type like everyone type everyone type
You know, drop a drop an aura email drop an old aura email. Welcome to reset. All right. There you go
There you go. There you go. I've only sat there every set of chat. We're just chat. All right. All right chat
Drop a one if you think mood is hot
Hmm
the two
There's a there's a there's a lot of
All right, I guess fuck my Katie tank
Let's go Muta. Hey Siri call Madison beer
Just to confirm you'd like to call
I'm not joining you, join me.
Hey Siri, call Ariana Grande.
One possible...
Oh, aura.
Hey Siri, call Drake.
I don't see a Drake in your contacts.
Whoa.
Oh
No, by the bill this is my plot game by the way, bro
This is my fucking plot game
Like you know important this is if I lose by the way, I want to ask you a question
But I like how they like really bad. I had a really bad like ADHD thought what I'm trying to tell you is
How is it me and you on airplanes to go me?
Are you on a grandeur in Madison during a double day? Okay?
And our plane is flying and our plane crashed in the middle of of oh my god, huh?
We lost why?
check check scoreboard
Actually, this is winnable these guys aren't the best of and bank and bank
Let's go cafe's not bad. Uh you play cafe versus boy, right? So you know this map
Yeah, I know it's not but what the fuck bro. What is this matchmaking? I'm gold
Just me or
We're gonna ban
Me around is what we're gonna ban. All right. Anyway, so I'm gonna say is yo, okay
run an airplane we crash in the middle of the uh what's that one like river that has like uh that
really bad river with all the animals huh the amazon rainforest river yeah so yeah so the
yeah so the amazon we crash to the amazon uh the amazon river all right the plane yeah yeah
and we get out and a snake and a snake bites me on my dick the second we get out did you
We lost they've been a bit
Okay, who's gonna wait our teammate? All right, so all right, so uh
Oh my god, he said Muda question mark
Bro, they know they're versing us bro. Yeah, no wait. Yeah, Kex bro
order
My name is Master Jack 2244. How do they even know that's me?
or a beard but yeah something's really bad in this game so
Oh my god.
The basement could be GG.
But I mean it is GG.
Should we just remake someone else's floor?
I just, uh...
Can you get out of this game?
You can, but...
It's not gonna...
It's not gonna...
Let me out, you fucking bitch!
You can but
Let me out you fucking bitch
So if y'all thought I was shooting bro, just wait until you see this game. You're gonna think I'm shooting even more
I downloaded undedictable hacks yesterday
It's actually over
So how the fuck do you entry on this like site?
Do we get hatches?
What happens if we just drop this hatch right now?
I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I didn't know what the fuck that was
Yeah, I'm gonna go in the windows
Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it was
They haven't even found me so that...
Got you, son.
Uh...
What the fuuuuck?!
No!
One through the, one through the armors and one armors.
As games impossible to play bro, I'm not gonna lie. This game's gonna be impossible. Like I don't even know how you guys call me a cheater, bro
My god
Oh my god, look at my fucking team. Okay, this game is out though bro reversing like champs and I'm gold
But yeah, do I just need a bit of confidence bro, do I need to play confidence?
Do I need to play confident like maybe I need to like bro, maybe I need to play more confident
Maybe I need to play like I'm cheating. I need to play like I'm cheating. I need to play like I'm cheating.
Yeah, I need to play like I'm cheating like I'm hacking.
What are we playing? What are we banning? Azami?
Azami, yeah.
You can try to play it off, but I know deep down you're hacking.
oh my god fine bro fine fine you guys want me to hack bro here
to use your drone to locate a bomb.
It's over.
Okay.
Be advised your drone is located at bomb.
Alright, they're basement.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes, Muda, yes.
What's a good agent to play in this game, in the basement?
Um, you can go...
I'm gonna play Dolphin.
Don't be stupid.
Proceed to bomb's location and defuse it.
Um, your buck, just a fast take.
I'm on camera.
Okay.
I don't know where I'm dying from, but where did I just, where, from where?
don't run stairs on me
oh my god he's fucking serious
well his game is so ratty
hold it, enemy nearby
oh what's left there
oh how long
You dropped a diffuser
Yeah, bro, this game is like fucking like I don't really feel like I'm playing like I don't even know
How about gold? I'm gold in this game, I'm pretty much literally a champion.
How the fuck am I supposed to learn the game when I verse champions?
I'm going from gold to champion. How does that make any sense, Highbice?
Oh my god, it's okay, Mude. It's alright. So, um, you just bent cave, I guess.
Like, no, chat, seriously. How the fuck am I supposed to learn the game?
How am I supposed to learn anything?
Well, you're right. You're right. You're kind of getting thrown into the deep end which it's on see just not very forgiving, you know
So mood it you could always go play alone. What up, you know, yeah, but I like your company, bro
I like your company. It's just like what what expense I feel like punching my like I'm sparring in and getting shot from somewhere
Called piano window. What is piano window? I'm behind the armored truck. How is he shooting me like what?
I
Haven't gone into the building yet. I want to be I haven't gone into the building yet. I'm on HP
I think that's just that's just a cafe for you. All right, this map is
The whole game of this map is to get into the building like that's a game in itself
But I feel like okay, so they're gonna go mid floor. All right
Let's see.
Let's go.
Oh my god.
Like, what do I do?
J- how do I get rid of this guy talking in my ear by the way?
This fucking dumbass.
J- how do I get rid of this guy?
Is it this?
Oh my god, it is.
Good shit, Muda.
Okay, Muda, there is a...
There is a mozzie pest on that door right there, so I can't really drone it.
So what if I just need it here?
Yeah, need it off?
Just don't need my...
Oh, there you go.
Is there something like-
Is there something like-
He's playing close with a shotgun.
There's no one brown stairs.
There's no one pillar room.
Okay, Muda.
They have a rotate?
They have a rotate?
Right here on one thing.
He's going through the rotate.
He's going through the rotate.
What does that mean?
He's burned.
He's burned.
He's burned.
He's burned.
He's burned.
one second all right so uh i learned my lesson uh yeah i don't ever yeah don't ever push a
shotgun in this game ever again because apparently they have like the amount of power as a i ran
missile yeah i don't even know that makes any sense but sure all good shotguns literally do more
damage and missiles. Alright. High-fives, let's go! If there's a man in this world that can
kill this guy, it's you, High-Fives!
I don't know, I'm going to. I think he's Tetris. No, he's not.
laundry is that how laundry yeah smart that's her I chat yo chat are we doing
good so far chat be honest though chat one kill in a champion lobby is that
Not good. Chat champion. Lobby, one kill.
Not bad, Mudo.
My entire chat is calling me ass.
They're saying wear your hacks now.
Where do I go on this character? Like, what's a good character for this?
What about a boss? Should I go boss G? Vigil?
Yeah, Vigil's actually really good on this map, just because his map's so big.
Really?
Yes, I'm gonna go to Baral because...
I have to run to the stream, I can't really see what I'm gonna do.
One shot, one kill, no luck, all skill? What does that even mean?
High Vyze is copper and you are gold, how the fuck are you in a champ lobby?
I mean actually though, how are we going to shape lobby?
I think I just sped bro.
I don't know what to say.
It's hidden MMR.
Where's your bloom going, Eric?
Chad, do you guys like my recoil scripts look?
I
Said get a new script that she's asked
Well, I actually want to get good at this game that she's so fun bro
But like it's not fun. We're getting fucked on by like literal like champions, bro
Yeah, it's rough
Camera speed up and running
Let me know when they're repelling up, you know
Vamo
Alright, they're just watching it.
I get it, I get it.
Bro, you just can't verse these guys, but they're good at the game, bro.
No, they're just stream sniping.
Oh my god, they're on the site now, but oh my god!
What?
Yo, is that guy stripping? His gun didn't move at all!
Bro, I don't know, but he's getting too good for me, bro. I don't know. It's okay, Mooder, it's okay.
Yeah, he's just good, bro.
There's just so much to learn in this game like oh my god I feel like if I were to get
good at this game I would easily become one of the best players.
I guess you know
Chahola split oh
My god, bro, you know what I think we just go kitchen. No kitchen or bar. What do y'all want?
She took my word for it. That's all I had to say
Let's go kitchen. Let's go kitchen kitchen kitchen. This game's still in a ball, bro. We win this game. We have defense. Yeah. Come on, bro
Let's go. Let's win. Let's win
Very winnable the guy's zero game sense shot like genuinely bro. How much yeah, I mean this fucking
But it's okay, but it's a good pistol bad, okay
I will do everything in my power to get three kills this game this round
Okay, so I know that they I know that they need kitchen right they need a verb but it's common knowledge chat listen chat
It's common knowledge right right Jack's common knowledge chat
They need to get vert on us so they have to go they have to come here so if I could just sneak around and kill them
Chad, what's a good place to play?
Muda.
Yeah.
I love the enthusiasm, like, you know, and everything.
They're just watching your stream right now.
So they know exactly where you're located, and exactly what you're going to get.
You just said it all.
Sure.
Like Chad's saying, reinforce Hatch.
What Hatch?
Yes.
Uh, I'll ping it for you.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
I got a shield, call the cringe, they're just walking in with a shield I know, they
They're right on it off.
The full bakebush!
Oh, from its dad, nice.
Why is no one going vertical?
what the fuck bro why is this guy fucking ADS bro fuck
I think you go bro you play ranked but you have to play ranked like in your
lobbies you know yeah bro because like what you're getting flooded bro oh my
god bro what am I even supposed to do though but I think I think if I play
with your lobbies bro then eventually I'm just gonna get good and adapt you
No.
Uh...
Uh...
Chat!
Really?
Yeah.
Listen, Muda, Muda, listen.
Wait, how do I turn on streamer mode?
Um, go to settings. Yeah.
But I think you so like you want it.
Think you so like you want or rocker sure.
Oh, sure. Whatever. Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, go to your settings and then privacy, and then it should be in there.
Use privacy nickname.
Yes, you want to do all and then up.
What else? What else? What else?
Rename other players.
Rename other players. Make sure that's on too.
Okay.
And then a hidden matchmaking delay you have toolkits so you automatically have a delay, but
You could do it hide region and latency
Yeah, you could do that too. That's just like if you click tab you won't see paint like you won't see anyone's pain
Jesus, okay
All right, and now
Yeah, you can play I think I want to see how you're doing it so low. I want to see okay
You being gold if I still play ask bro. Let's just play again
Yeah
Chop it back. I'm thinking this was games like impossible, bro. I don't know what's hard Chad. It's hard, bro
What is up with that?
You
Well, chat, you can take my pants off and fuck me if I'm wrong.
Chat, it's streamfipping that big of an issue in this game.
Stay in the column at high-vice coach you, should we actually do that?
Ah, let's see here, Lion.
What map is this chat?
Fortress.
And, okay, this looks a little bit better, not Champs, but there's still diamonds, there's
still emeralds, there's still golds.
What map is this chat?
I don't think I've ever played on this map before.
Oh my god.
I am a
Here is a good tip. Buy me another monitor since you keep breaking mine. Smile.
How the fuck do I keep breaking your monitor, dumbass? Doesn't make any sense.
Fuck you, Max.
fuck is this map bro
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Yeah, it's way easier, bro.
And these guys are still not my rank, bro.
I'm gold.
Best gold in the fucking world, Stompin' would be proud.
Shadiotic Stompin' would be proud.
Keep it a buck with me, bro.
Keep it a buck with me, chat.
Keep it a buck with me, bro.
Your nose peeks before you do.
Muda has such a nasally voice.
Is Lyon still a good pick?
Chat like, what's a good pick?
This guy was on Twitch and killing everyone.
Chat F2 or 417, by the way, chat.
F2 or 417.
Yeah, I don't know what it is,
What your voice pisses me off?
Barra.
Like what did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do?
What did I do?
I said what did I do?
Bro chat, I told y'all bro today I'm doing a bro vs bro with Jason Naveen.
If I lose, not only will I gift a hundred subs, and also I'll gift away thirty thousand dollars to my community,
but I'm going to be eating the hottest chip in the world.
please lose Gucci what the fuck bro yo oh I have a question shot I have a
question I have a question I have a question um is 3x2 a good ass on the
And yes, I play on 60 Hertz, bro. I play on 60 Hertz, bro
She said DMA Monder. What the fuck is a DMA Monder?
I don't know if this is smart, but I'm just gonna do it.
I'm starting to shot drop
Allah wakma, if I jump to this, am I dead?
AAAAAAAAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAA
Okay.
Like, what am I supposed to do?
Oh my god, nice.
Infamous zipper.
Oh my god, I just I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I don't know what I'm supposed to do like walla. I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Let's see one sec
Band of Defender chat. Who do I ban on this map?
Quick quick quick who I ban smoke mute
Sniff them out with your nose
Someone said ban rikai
I don't even know what that means bro ban rikai why are we banning rikai bro rikai is not in this game bro
Why are you guys retweeting though?
Muda, turn off your camera. I'm trying to eat praying emoji.
You
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, why are you breathing all my air?
Where's everyone spawning it from?
Gordan?
Chat Live's a good character, right?
Or no, like what's another good character?
Is Grim good?
I don't know, I feel like Grim is like, shit.
Like, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Grim is OP?
I
Ask it
So job, what does this mean I could press like what mode do I use chat this one or this one? What's the difference?
This one I've I since he logs you indefinitely all right
I
Bro wherever you take me with your Joan from going bro take care of me
Be careful careful what the fuck
What does that mean be careful you can't just say that I see you can go up the stairs
Okay
All right now what where is he are they moved my right left
I don't fuck with you, just character.
I watch you, I watch you, I play, you play.
Mood over.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
hold me hold me hold me
we got you Muda
I got you guys
I got him I got him I got him I got him I'm a chosen one
one of them get up one of them get up
oh my god thank god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die
look at this though look at this
I know it
what the fuck how'd you kill him with that
packs
it's not fire it's what you do
All right
What's it compared to the Ben ace
Hey, yeah, yeah
Chat road road to champ guys. Yes. Yeah, I can get champed be honest, bro. Oh for sure, bro
Yes
a year what the fuck I don't have a year
You are very handsome and kind, and your nose is not big.
Give me your mouth.
I don't speak.
Four months.
Four months.
I understand your body wants it, I know your thoughts, all you bout it bout it.
Valorant tweeted. Oh god.
No, they did not. They did not tweet. Okay, so why are we lying?
By the way, I-
Bruh.
Oh, that's dope.
Easter Island looking ass.
Easter Island.
Please stop trying to thirst track I am trying to
Is it a good door to hold?
Yeah, I think if you just stand in front of it
And then we'll say break it you can just shoot him
Oh should not done that my bad my bad team
my name is Moodle and I'm the fastest human being
Alright, dude, dude, y'all can...
It was too early to have been there.
It's all three push the towers, dude.
What the...
What?
I
Have a bro it's in champagne
But what is the V3 push you the window that was she not pushy
Well, we're gonna die from I don't know this map
I don't know where to go on this map I don't know I don't know it's all just so confusing
to me I swear to god it's all just so confusing I don't know it must be sad
knowing your nose is bigger than your pee pee you know what I need to do bro you
know what I need to do I need to rip the band-aid off and just swing everything
is that bad or good chat is that bad or good chat should I literally just swing
everyone.
How do you miss me?
Hey Muda, thanks for the stream.
I'm 18 and disabled,
and somehow your content did what doctors couldn't.
It got me on my feet.
I literally stood up just to turn it off.
Miracles really do happen.
What am I supposed to do though are you aren't you happy for them I
Mean child, let's see how many kills do I have wait, which one am I?
I'm top right I have four kills
I'm just gonna swing all of them chat. I'm literally just gonna swing all of them. Is this a good
place to play here chat? But you can climb ladders in this game. Horrible spot they're gonna drone
you I don't know why I'm asking my chat bro but I'm literally the best player in the world
like I'm literally like the best player in the world but watch this shit
of
death
of
death
of
I'm reloading!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Boy I hate vigil!
NURRURU NURRURU NURRURU NURRURURU
listen listen listen this might be cope but genuinely vigil is fucking terrible
it's vigil even a good cop yo that gun is so ass why would anyone use that
fucking gun you can't pre-fire what is that gun I got is so shit
it's visual good yes or no it's visual good yes or no it's visual good yes or
So are there better characters than visual?
Are there better characters than visual?
Visual is good, but you're just shit.
Why are you dressed like you came from squid games?
Like what?
Bro, what do you mean?
Why are you guys laughing at that?
It's not even funny!
Oh my god, this is just awesome!
Oh my god, 1v1!
Bro, 1v1ing is so much easier than 5v5ing in this game.
This game.
Nice.
Muda, the amounts of adds I'm getting are crazy.
Let me just check how much ads I have
Chat do you guys think?
Six minutes of ads an hour is a lot be honest six minutes an hour
Six minutes of ads an hour
All right, so should I just take off my ads and then stream for free?
Jack, should I just take off my ads and shoot for feed?
Be a-
Platinum 5.
If I ever catch you in Canada, you will be vanquished.
I don't know if I heard that correctly.
Let me just, uh, let me just...
If I ever catch you in Canada, you will be vanquished.
Chat Platinum 5.
So Chat what rank do you think I deserve and what rank do you think I'm going to get stuck
in?
Move to play the music again and do the all might pose you deserve it.
Once I chat anything my primes guys give me that's like ask what the prime of love you
so much God bless you.
Hello Zulu Zulu Zulu but with the time I love you.
Zebo with the time I love you.
I have seventy seven thirteen months I love you.
Fordale Pickle with the time I love you.
Rip Jonah with the time I love you.
Shane Sternen with the time I love you.
Sanjay with the dynamite I love you.
As soon as I call him, he'll probably love you.
He'll probably love you.
Chris, Chris, Chris likes Jiff, he'll probably love you.
He'll probably love you.
Sliding with the problem of love you.
I had sex with my brother, he'll probably love you.
Catherine, he'll probably love you.
Same boys and using baby oil.
What?
Um...
We'll have four packs.
If I ever catch you in Vermont, you will cease to exist.
What did I just get?
Jinxy?
I just unlocked a jinxy in that.
I just unlocked a jinxy.
What the fuck?
like oh what is this I just got jaycee in real what stop texting my 16 year old
sister wait what happened yo
Oh my god, I got scammed.
Cardiac Johnson deployed.
What does that mean?
Cardiac Johnson deployed.
What does that mean, Chat?
What does that mean, chat?
Cardiac Johnson deployed.
Your cock just gets deployed.
Chat, you guys think I'm a new gen bro? Obviously, I'm trolling, bro. Guys, come on, bro.
Cardiac, Cardiac Center deployed.
Bro, that's actually crazy how I missed this era.
Bro, I wish I played Rainbow Six Siege back in the day,
but who knew I was gonna like it like this,
but to be honest, is this the prime of Rainbow Six Siege
or is Rainbow Six Siege better back in the day?
Border, I know how to play Border.
Here, Aruni, done.
If you fucking play Vigil,
I'm going to find you and kill you.
Do you actually enjoy R6?
Yes bro, I actually do like this game.
What I don't like though, is when these guys
do a 360 slide cancel, scope to the right side
and kill me off a pixel angle smaller than my dick
when I take a cold shower.
Like that's what I don't like.
You know, I don't like when I die by a pixel angle
smaller than my dick after I take a cold shower.
Like that's what pisses me off the most.
That's what pisses me off the most.
Oh, guys, not into this cliff.
What is bro versus bro in an hour?
Can I kill my teammates?
Nice.
Alright Sha, are these good Arunis?
Fuck no.
What are good Arunis then?
This one?
Canceling match?
Look, I just got banned, didn't I?
Chow, what are some good skins to buy?
What's better, Elise skin or Bundle skins?
open the pack. Let's get the comms.
It was a... what is this? Is this a good skin chat?
Is that a good skin or no?
Chow, my nipples are sore, bro.
Does anyone want to suck in my nipples?
I don't know, I don't know.
Something wrong with me, bro.
Um...
I don't even know what's wrong with me, bro, whatever.
Are you sure you want to buy skins?
I think you need to save up for that turkey trim.
Why would I need to go to turkey? Does it look like I'm fucking balding you dumbass?
All right, well map is this cafe.
Oh my god.
As long as I don't play Vigil, I'm good, bro.
Like, literally anything other than Vigil, please.
Let's do Tuberado.
Chai, is Tuberano good?
Is Tuberano good?
Also, Vigil's good.
Oh, you know what? I'll play Ella!
Allegedly, people told me that you have small dick is the true.
Let's play Ella.
Ella with Tuberano.
Tuberano.
Tuberano.
Which I look like a roamer or no.
Why is this gun so easy to control?
I will find you and you will never believe in your house ever again little bitch
So what's a good like Ella in the setup
Like one right here in my ass seven trillion seven hundred and seventy seven billion seven hundred and seventy seven
And then like one right here hundred and seventy seven seven seven hundred and seventy seven
Is that good shot?
Well, the thing is, I don't know where to, like...
I love what I'm just dead like so many angles you could die from what the fuck
Well, they're gonna add a radar in this game.
I
Should be confident, bro, that's it
Well that's literally it bro chat you know what yo yo yo first of all chat I feel like
first of all I feel like they need to add a chat genuinely I feel like they need to
make a radar in this game yay nay or gay.
Hello Big Nose, you should change your prone from toggle to hold in setting and tap prone
when you want a quick peek.
Hello Big Nose, you should change your prone from toggle to hold in settings and tap prone
when you want to quick peek.
What are you talking about?
Is that a good idea?
Don't do that.
That's terrible.
He's just chatting shit, actually.
Get spoilt to 2-2 chat.
Apparently, Spoilt was supposed to get on with it today and me and him were gonna 1v1.
Do you guys think I can beat spoi in a 1v1?
Probably not. I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest chat. There's not a single fucking way I beat him in a 1v1 like at all
But if I do beat him in a 1v1, just know that I'm gonna go to the Bahamas and take a month off
Chat where's a good Ella spot y'all didn't tell me is this good
What's the job?
Forever I am going to sincerely fuck you. By the way for cafe you need to wall bathroom and piano where the big leg sits.
Next you have to watch out back and mains by ruins to make sure peaking is a disadvantage of spawning down the map.
So play Carmen yes.
I feel that I was happy to watch this shot right here.
I mean, was no one gonna tell me I could die from behind me?
Was no one gonna tell me that I could die from behind me?
Was no one gonna tell me I could die from behind me?
anyone gonna tell me was anyone gonna tell me I could have died from behind
we chat should I do a 1v1 every rank in this game and see where I lose and then
that's probably where I deserve my rank that's low key like a smart way to like
Find out where I'm gonna be stuck at no
Well, what are they gonna chat when are they gonna open up when are they gonna open?
The the thing again the marketplace bro. I want to buy like why literally want to buy all the black ices and then I also want to buy
The pink attachment skin that you can put on all your guns
Oh my god, my titties are so sore.
Fireplace or reading room?
Uh, Tuberara?
Oh my god, my chest is so sore.
How much is a black ice go for these days?
How do you have obsidian? I had my account on Xbox like literally like 10 years ago.
So this is the same account that I played Xbox, Nameless of Siege on like 10 years ago.
knows you should play for me. Is this smart? What a two king each other. Bro is that game
That's toxic bro!
Is that a good angle?
I just can't find anyone.
oh my god i mean
Okay, so chat.
Okay, okay, okay.
I think I'll play better as long as I'm not on that fucking shitty ass vigil character.
Alright?
Mude, you look like a zombie.
What happened to you?
Like what?
Yo, this gun is so hard to use by the way Chad, the F2, Mudo, when it's broke in one
hour Chad, in one hour, Jason's gonna get on in like one hour bro, and then we're gonna
do brothers bro, which honestly, we are not gonna lose bro.
We are not gonna lose, bro. We are not gonna lose.
We are not gonna lose, bro. We are not gonna lose.
Wait, is Blackbeard good?
Let me out before I get spawned, people, I damn.
I had to grenade get hatched just now
Nothing here, fuck.
I didn't even get on the angle!
Bro, oh my god.
Like bro, this game is just like...
What is that?
Can we do 130 PST?
Chad, Jason said can we do 130 PST instead of...
What is 130 PST?
Hey, Siri?
What is 130 PST to EST?
Time.
It's kind of like 31 minutes.
Yo, how do you guys so smart, bro?
No, no, no, no, actually, though,
how are y'all so smart with these things?
Like, genuinely, genuinely, genuinely.
Did you see something?
Jason lost his-
I'm going to pay to defend you.
Yeah, bro, he messaged me.
He said, bro, someone stole my Maybach emblem.
What the fuck?
We're not smart, bro.
You're just stupid.
I
See what is this I
Just came out of the gym. I'm feeling good. I had a good workout energized come to my car
Who the fuck?
Snatched my Mercedes emblem to my make back y'all. I
Just came out of the gym. I'm feeling good. Yo who is but why would someone even steal that? I don't understand
What is the point of stealing a Mercedes emblem, I don't get it.
What do you get out of that bro?
I would steal it too if I was dumb.
Bro, how much of the Mercedes Maybach emblem even costs?
How much does a Mercedes Benz Maybach emblem cost?
It can't be that much, bro.
Bro, it's $50.
Bro, are you serious?
The fake one is $50. The real one is $1,000.
Hello guys, my name is Muda and today I'm going to show you guys how to entry on Dokinbi
on cafe.
Now some of you guys know I only have around 50 hours and 20 hours in this game but I'm
gonna show you guys how it's done. First of all, you're gonna want to drone. Once you
drone you're gonna want to make your way south in the site
and that's how you get it done
I'm so scared.
Is that good rain?
Is that good rain? Is that good rain?
Is that good rain?
Is that good rain?
Buy the Rees method. What the fuck is the Rees method chat?
What is the Reese method mean?
Hold on bro, do y'all think I can make it yeah, bro. What is this damn this tweet is crazy bro varsity is actually trippin up, bro
Jenna this guy literally made a tweet about me cheating. I don't even know if I could like
What
We might dream collab if I had to have someone just because I'm
like obsessed with Drake. Oh yeah? He's just the best. Yeah, he is. He's great. No, but I have his album tattooed on him.
You have his album tattooed on him? I have a take care tattoo right here. Shit, bro. He's the greatest album of all time.
Damn, you gotta get a, you should just get like the Iceman logo so big on your back where he has no choice.
He needs to drop it. He needs to drop Iceman. He has a take care album tattooed to him.
Okay
Lacey bro, I'm not a lie bro. I I glaze Drake chat listen bro. I glaze Drake, but bro
Lacey bro, I take care album. It's had it to yours bro like really
I'm not gonna lie. I don't go a day without glazing Drake, but what is this? Well, why do you get what if you draw? What is this bro? I
Was watching this guy named re-ass play see she's a pro league player and when I saw his montage which I'm showing great
I literally thought this guy was the truth. I mean he sells a program called the aim method. Look at this guy play
This he sells an aim method bro. I'm buying a fucking aim and method bro
I'd rather like take my balls off my body than buy them fucking buy an aim method, bro
Yo, no one's buying the aim method bro. Yo, this is crazy. I can't believe they actually fuck y'all I
Still can't believe I still can't believe
Scammer recognizes scammer.
Oregon! Like the only fucking map I know!
Yo, I'm gay if I lose this game! I'm gay! You see me? You see me? I'm gay if I lose this game.
Let's walk in. I'm gonna get some protein.
I don't ever have this before bro. This literally doesn't even taste like protein
Which is protein super important if you're like into like trying to gain weight or no doesn't matter
Not for weight, but muscle, yes.
Wrong cosplay protein.
True.
Okay, so Chad, should I just order Chick-fil-A today to gain some weight?
to one of the worst drinks you can consume for plastic?
Dude, I'm never buying pizza again.
Like, I'm actually never buying pizza again.
I literally sent a pizza joke
and got terminated off the planet of the earth
for violent for seven days.
I
Did you guys drink creatine or take creatine sorry
I
Sorry, bro, I don't know my bad
Damn bro is my game glitch how long is this fucking last for
One way, one way, one way.
I don't know what to do.
Oh my, my ears!
No!
No!
F**k out of my game catch!
What the hell?
game bitch
Fuck out of my game bitch
So how unhealthy a chick play on a scale of 1 to 10 like is it that I'm healthy like if you're gonna eat it like it's bad for
You like that bad for you
Wait, you can shoot those our abilities, I didn't know you can shoot those lasers brought it fucking no
bro I feel like I feel like Rainbow Six Siege is just a learning game bro I
feel like Rainbow Six Siege is just a learning game no way you got black ice
on that weapon you lucky fuck Lucifer it was my first pack too it was my first
pack too
let me see let me see let me see
I mean this line already good like maybe I don't need to change my character. Let's play
I feel like Deimos isn't good though.
Deimos is great.
Yeah, I feel like Deimos is good for 1v1s bro, not like anything else.
I need to expand my operators, that's what I'm gonna do.
I need to expand my...
Chai's floor is good.
I've never seen anyone go floors, I'm gonna be honest.
Dry Zofia?
What is Zofia?
Is Zofia good?
Double painting, fuck it.
my god
boss
boss
how do I break this new gem room?
Oh, I'm not here
What the
I wait, anime!
Slash set!
Yo.
He's aw, he's, I don't know, kids? I think he's kids, he's kids, kids, kids.
KIDS! Yo.
in I know bro you want to know why it's a bad habit bro bro his invalid you
could just dash into sites and they plant the bomb this game you I guess you
can't rush bro I guess you can't rush which is just such a fucking
Chad, do you literally have to drone everywhere?
What if you don't drone then? Like, what do you do if you don't drone?
Actually...
Mudo wager me.
I'm homeless, I need a PC, I get 60 FPS.
Bruh.
and put it there too
this location is real possible
ultimate emerge!
it's weird!
bro i thought i fucking did it, oh my god
okay fine bro, here
How?
I'm done.
I have intel on the way.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. You're such a cheater. Oh my God. I'm not hacking,
bro. Like report. Oh my God, they're reporting me. Report, fragging. What does that mean?
No, they don't have to report me.
Obviously, you knew where Jinx he was in the 1v1.
You can smell him.
Alright.
You think that you're funny?
Bro, I don't have a big nose.
Chad, is Warden a good character?
You asked that yesterday?
Warden is a TikTok favorite kids operator.
Why do people say you cheat?
Ice cold.
Let me show you why.
What the fuck?
Let me show you why!
Let me show you why! They said I cheated!
Chat, watch and learn.
Mudo, we all know you cheated when you played Jinxie.
4 underscore BL with the 5 gift that I love you so much. God bless you.
I'm reloading.
Where? How do you spot me?
Moodle if you have a small nose then pigs can fly.
of
the
Four underscore days, I'll give you the tier one substance of underscore nineteen.
They have given six different substance to the channel.
oh my god oh my god
Muda, do you like my new Twitch badge?
Which one is it?
What is it?
Which one is it?
This one?
Ruby?
How do you even get that?
Refresh Chatterino.
How do I refresh the F5?
it.
Pog Six Seven.
Pog Six Seven.
Gucci's two ROFL.
She owns you how does the ice tablet to how do y'all have this?
Muda let me rust my nuts in your nose like what?
Well, what do you guys think?
Basement y'all not gonna lie warden's pretty cool, bro. Muda is your nose
What bro
Which I'm not gonna lie I actually like Warden and I'm not gonna lie shotguns are
OPS fuck but it's shotgun just a crutch character like is it bad to use a
shotgun
I'm just gonna play fucking Aruni then bro
because I don't want to make sure I don't want to make my aim bad
what about the SMG-12 is the SMG-12 fucked
DMR crutches even worse oh my nose had there's nothing wrong with my nose why
Why do you want to fix my- there's nothing wrong with it!
Chat, where do I put my runigates?
Chat, where do I put my runigates?
I'm gonna make a rotate hole here, please, please!
Please, quick!
No man, what am I fucking doing, bro?
Hi, Moodie. You look handsome today, Ma.
Oh, no...
Bro...
Moodie, if you played in the next charity match, your nose would be out of bounds?
Yo, what did that guy just throw at me by the way?
What the fuck was that?
Last Donner was lying there at Soft.
You looked chop-tess shit with that yam on your face.
Oh, I hate to keep pushing it back.
He went to instead I'm trying to figure out who stole my lean back envelope.
So now it's at 5.
He wants to do 5PM EST.
No worries.
5PM EST?
It's not bad, whatever, it's all good.
Should we do one of you wanting every rink and rainbow six siege?
Moodoo Salah, I'm Alakam, have E.B. love the streams, bro, keep it up.
Question, how do I become a wind trader like you?
I'm not a wind trader.
Yo, uh...
Okay, wait, chat, what is a, uh...
Let's see.
Show me to the chase the amulet.
I'm gonna make fun of that.
I'm gonna do that.
RAAH!!!
Do I look like a Bomber Judeo?
Like, no no no no!
You guys call me a Bomber Judeo every single day!
Wind trade this, wind trade that!
How about you go to Turkey and Wind Trade with a surgeon to take that shit off your face?
That's not nice dude, that's not nice.
Who do I contact to get people to win trade for me in Valorant?
You look like Bert from Sesame Street. Who is that? Bert from Sesame Street. Who's Bert
Which I don't want you to reinforce this
Reinforcing one
Yeah, I realized that chewed that chat is it do I really play that much that much aggro by the way
of
the
death of
the
into the ocean that's gonna be the worst character in the game though
wait bro I literally oh my god bro what the fuck oh my god I guess riot finally
Take him to their centers and band your wind trailing ass type one if Mooda wind trailing.
You play as my forehead or Mooda knows.
Why are you guys typing one? I did not win trade.
oh my god bro we were up 3 oh how the fuck are we losing this game right now
I lose thank you so much for the 13 months I love you bro I'll choose
VLR with the seven months I love you bro god bless you oh my god check can you
buy alpha packs in this game
you're like good ones not like this shit nothing like like with the reen not
with renown the other one the other one
Like the good ones where you can get black ices from them fuck the other ones but they're
kind of ass though.
The other ones are kind of ass.
Also check should we hop on rock to get this or no?
I
Mood of Salah, American have eb give us the armchair like we've been asking for
Bro, leave me alone!
Skaggy's fucking shooting at me, bro. Fuck!
Oh my god
Mooda, you should hop on a call with a surgeon and fix the penis on your face.
Bro, I'm gonna put this penis on your fucking face if you keep fucking talking to me, bro.
So
Where where is he where is he gotta reload
Mooder I'm sending CP to riot in her name if you don't play with that.
Bro, what the fuck are you saying?
Fuck out of my game, bitch.
I
Don't know who's I don't even know which I'm I came in bed if I want to his names anonymous, bro
I came in bed. I'm just turning off the TS bro. I need to know if he's yes, that's your tweaking bro
Scripting a wall in question mark scripting walling, bro. What do you guys mean? I hit one though
Dude, there's no way there's that much cheaters in this game that you guys think I'm cheating, bro
I'm literally playing like I'm not even playing good
Why are you guys saying I'm scripting, bro? I'm not scripting. Oh
My god, what is this rage bait, bro? Like genuinely, what is this rage bait?
Do you guys only a hand cam or something, bro?
That's what hackers say. Oh my god.
Give us a feet cam instead.
I don't know what character to play here I don't like demos anymore bro I'm not
gonna lie buck is not bad should I just play buck
Bro, nukes cannot be that good.
I
Location is clear
Enemy detected the guy in army, I think
No
Oh my god that recoil is so hard bro.
Jinxie calling, jinxie calling, jinxie calling.
I swear to God.
If I open my discord and he's not fucking calling,
I'm gonna take the fucking room.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
Chad.
Watch.
I'm going to my camera here.
All right, Chad.
Highly requested video, bro.
Highly requested video to watch.
I told y'all yesterday that I'm going to watch this video today.
Let's do it.
but there's no way jinks you don't need it will
leaked check twitter
what does that mean bro? what is the leaked check twitter?
did we lose a crown? oh my god
what are you saving for bull? this isn't valorant
Whatever you act to this, what is this basically like he was actually 16 years of origin and
I said this originally and I was like, okay, I'm too much of a slut, I think I just felt like a slut.
What? That's Bonnie? Who's Bonnie? I don't know who Bonnie is.
Yo, bro, what are you guys telling me to react to, bro? Is this shit gonna get me canceled?
Don't react to it?
Ever like...
Bunny Blue made a diss track on Archey?
No, we need to win this game, bro.
I'm going out I'm going out
They supposed to reinforce us or not
Reload!
He's dead.
Bro, this guy's gonna fucking piss me off. This guy's still fucking annoying.
Loading new mag!
This kid is so fucking annoying, bro. Holy shit.
What are you doing, bro? Holy shit, bro.
there's no way they expect this angle right chat right there's no way they expect this
This angle, eh?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Give me that!
Who are they?
Most AIDS teammate in the world by the way chat most AIDS teammate in the world
get just kept following around and shooting me you were almost emerald
this emerald good chat I'm so low to emerald right now by the way I am almost
solo to Emerald. Do y'all think I can get Champ in a week? Yes or no? And second of all,
I am buying as much skins as I can possibly buy in this game right now. Bundles. Chat,
what bundles do I buy right now? Wait, Amaru? Mikasa. I don't need Amaru. What are some
some good bundles chat. Aruni Teakwood, that shit looks like ass. Ace Homelander Bundle.
I don't know about all that. I don't like that character, bro
Havana wait, this is a Habana skin
Jai is there a better Habana skin other than this one or is this the best one?
What is the Acusa
Oh, for Echo!
Oh, well, so Deimos, oh my god, what the fuck is this skin?
Holy aura!
Okay, bye with R6 credits.
Bass!
Hold on this one, oh my god, black noir, oh my god, all right, I agree, purchase, Muda,
You don't have enough money on your balance.
Chat, should we buy Black Noir with the demos?
Should we buy Black Noir with the demos?
Chat, call me, I love you.
Lula bella with the 11 months I love you.
You know what, chat, give me one moment, bro.
You guys are going to give me permission first.
I just need to quickly think everyone that followed me and everyone that subbed to me.
OH MY GOD! THAT SAFE WITH THE TEN GIFTED!
OH MY GOD!
Hey Siri, call Drake!
I don't see a Drake in your contact.
Fucking bitch! How many times do I fucking tell you?
Jesus. Alright, buying Black Noir.
Equip. Confirm Equipments.
Alright, W.
Alright, now, what else do we buy, chat? What's another, like, cool skin?
I don't give a fuck about Pulse, I don't give a fuck about any of these characters bro, I'm
gonna be honest.
Bandit, this is actually not a bad skin.
Ayana Elite Chat, the thing is, I don't play Ayana, although she does have like the best
Elite skin in the game, I don't play her so there's like no point.
Chat, is there like good bundles for the characters that I do play?
Aragon or Elite Muda? Muda by Muda Press on Esports?
Now what?
Oh my god
Esports set? All right
Wait chat is there like eSports all sets? What is this?
Wait wait I could have bought this one chat. What's better the black noir or this one? I think black noir clears
I don't like any of these characters bro. I'm not gonna lie click on teams. Oh
Oh, like these?
Alright, Chad, what team do I press on?
Protein bundles, is that what you guys mean?
Press on G2.
Oh my God, wait.
What character is this for?
Oh my god wait there's some like crazy ass everyone said g2 I don't know why but
let's see g2 what does g2 have
just ass no chat I think I have to buy the jigsie I'll buy the jigsie one even
I don't play him also by the G2 one, but so there's not any like good skins on these on these characters. Why?
The guns are better to buy
All right, what's another uh, what's another? Wait, what is this?
What is paragon?
Chad is this worth four thousand five hundred
It's mid as fuck don't do it
Check animations? How do I check animations chat?
Aw, I didn't know this game turned into Call of Duty, bro.
What the fuck was that?
Now this one looks good, but does Valkyrie a good kid- wait is there a good Warden one?
Cause I'm gonna start playing Warden, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, Jaeger is like literally a fucking astronaut.
What the fuck is that? Like an alien.
Ooooooh wait chat.
What's a better Habana skin? This one or the other one?
I'm not gonna lie that Ayana Elite is like the best Elite skin in the game.
I'm not gonna lie. Like holy shit.
But unfortunately I just don't play her character bro.
Where do you guys say Leon? I don't see a Leon anywhere.
My tripping I don't see Leon anywhere. What do you guys say? What do you guys see Leon?
Up.
Up.
Is it trolling me?
Oh, that does not look like Leon at all, bro.
Lion.
This shit looks mid as fuck.
Chat, do you guys like this?
Where's Warden's Elite Chat? Where's Warden's Elite? Is Warden's Elite good?
I don't know where the Warden one is though, but like why can you not search?
Oh, lesion one's actually not bad.
Warden is one of the best warden.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, you're trying as slow as hell bro.
Just press operators and look at every operator individually bro.
Instead of that fucking full screen with every elite bro.
So I can press on a character and it is-
Yes bro, yes bro, try as slow bro.
Press on one operator and then just check out the elites like that bro.
Say one line to do this the entire time.
Yes bro, you're trying as slow bro.
Alright bro, I got a dip now.
I don't even think it worked out in Elite, does he chat?
I don't even think he does.
Yeah, he doesn't.
Hold the L chat.
So he doesn't even have a fucking Elite with it?
No, he don't, bro.
He don't.
Go mute and you can check out the Jinxibon on that way, bro.
Wait, my chat is saying he does.
He does?
They're getting so mad at you, brother.
They're getting so mad at you.
They're calling you a terrorist.
No, no, no.
He has to.
Wait, is it?
Which one?
Press bundles.
Press bundles.
No, no, no.
Go back, go back, go back.
Golf writers?
yeah
yeah good defenders
yeah
yeah and the warden
it's a bit of a delay
oh he does
does he?
this shit looks ugly as fuck
wait bro yeah don't buy that shit the fuck
ew what the fuck is that
that shit that shit that shit was so made I forgot about that one
bro they were hyping it up so much
yes bro
nah you should check out the paragon skin
yeah it's a tough
They only have two Paragons though, but are they good?
Yeah, the Paragons ones are nice.
What are like top 5? I'll buy every skin you tell me to buy right now, hurry.
All the Paragons ones for sure. Both of them. They have cool ass animations.
And one of the weapons skins that you like to run in this game, that makes you play better.
I mean, I just run Black Eyes, or the Diamond skin for like 100k Rino, that's it.
I don't be running like crazy skins.
Yeah, bro, how do I buy it's a hundred thousand renown?
Yeah, that's like the
Yeah, that 90k that's what you're looking at. That's gonna school fuck
It's like a silverish skin. Oh
I see
Yeah, it's nice. Oh, I want your weapon skin, bro. You're fucking your attachment skin. I was like pink. Oh
Yeah, you can only get that through the marketplace now
I think but the marketplace is down right now cuz like cheaters like fucking hacked everything, bro
What the fuck would you hackers own this game? Yes, they own this game. Oh
My they own this game. They hacked everything. They put like they put like a million credits on everyone's account bro
Like a few months ago. She was crazy. What?
Yes, bro. She was crazy. Oh my god, bro. All right
All right, bro. That's it. I got it. I got it now. Yeah. Thanks, bro
So chat this entire time you guys were telling me
There was a warden skin and that warden skin was literally the worst skin I've ever seen in my entire life
You know what though chat, I think I'll be a w streamer and I'll buy Jinxies bundle
This is glaze if I buy the skin chai is it glaze if I buy the skin
D1. D1. Alright. Alright, alright, alright, alright. And chat, I have 4,000 left. Should
I buy anything else or no?
Chat, should I buy anything else? That's good. You guys were like putting me on some shitty
ass skins, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, what is this?
Frost Halo Bundle.
Homelander Ace.
You know what?
That's actually not bad.
Homelander for Ace isn't terrible, bro.
Wait, Mozzie has a...
Wait Chad, this is like a good mozzie skin though.
Wait, what the fuck? Why are all my gu- Why are all my guys pink?
How do I turn this off?
Are they flyers?
Should I just keep them?
Are they good?
Is it or if I just keep it on like that?
I'll keep it on. Alright, let's see. Oh, they're called operator backgrounds.
Okay. Alright, Chad, is there anything else we should do? Yo, this guy's aura, bro.
This skin is the best skin in the game. Like, Chad, you can take my pants off and
fuck me in the ass if I'm wrong, but like, Loki, this black noir skin's like my
favorite skin of the game. Buy the ace skin. Should I buy an ace skin? But like ace gets
banned every game so like in what world will I ever use ace? Is there like good
Buckskins?
Wait, this one's crazy. Oh my god.
Wait, someone said there's a snakeskin. How? There's already snakeskins in the game? No, I was gonna say that scared, that just came out, no?
Um, oh, it's in the bypass wait. Yes, and there's a don't give me skin
Midas fuck. I mean this is not that this is the best one
And even then that's like kind of mid no
Alright, now what?
Chet, there was one more for a character I really want, a Rooney.
Dude, I play a Rooney so much not to have a bundle.
But like, these are so ass, like terrible.
said thorn but I already have a thorn a bundle chat
we're gonna check no Kelly yeah but I don't play no elite bro
I
Homelander ace where's homelander ace raven is homelander on this I don't see home ace anywhere
Yeah, low key this is like low key jazz it's like the best ace skin in the game honestly probably right
But bro, does it not like give you away?
It's show shit, don't buy it.
Wait, this one's like 10 times better.
And that was better the homelander one or this one.
The fuck?
Neither?
I know I agree.
I saw a skin that I was going to buy for one but then oh mozzy's.
Yo should we buy this character?
I'm not going to lie bro.
This is actually fire.
Like this is actually a, this is actually a, I'm going to buy this.
This one's tough. Alright, let's go. Alright chat. Chat, how do I set agents as like favorites
by the way? Is there a way to do that? Showcase operator, there you go. Is that what that
is? Yeah. And then for defenders, what should we do for defenders chat? What do we display
that defenders is that good chat yes or no is that good yes or no buying skins is
not going to get you champ big nose
This is actually not a bad bundle either but, like, kinda mid-ass skin.
I think I low-key have, like, the best elites in the game right now.
I just got an email.
Mura, my name is Selena.
I'm not gonna...
Wait.
What is this?
What is this?
Read it out loud?
Bruh.
Bruh, I was actually about to read it out loud, like a retard.
Like I was actually about to listen to you.
Like she's so stupid.
Chat, the thing is I want to buy Ayana Elite.
I just don't play Ayana.
Wait, is Ayana even a good character in this game?
Like without a doubt.
yes bro without a doubt this elite skin is the best in the game in my opinion
but I don't even play it
you know what bro wait chat why was she good y'all are saying she was good in
the beginning why
You used to be able to throw nades in her thing.
You know what, chat, you know what, bro?
Yo, listen, I don't know if this is a wrong thing, but chat low key, you should be able
to go into your Iyana clone and shoot in your Iyana clone. You should have two lives.
Bad later because they're gonna ban lives, right? My name is infamous Yem. Oh, yarn.
Oh, yarn. What the shit was literally?
Fuck please don't be labs. Thank God, but this map is so fucking ass
YouTube stream when one of my account gets
De-striked because I got banned on YouTube for one week
Because my editor uploaded that VR video
The VR video where there was titties all in my face. Yeah, they shrugged it
Like I don't know bro. No not Melvin. Jalwan bro. Jalwan
Jalwan
Chut, where's the good- oh, okay, Christmas. Christmas market. All right, Deimos, Dokubi
Like Deimos is not the best. Dokubi is pretty cool
Ace is just insta-band. Is Ace really that good? Like why is she insta-band every time?
like he's banned every time best hard breach yeah but is it like thermite good
Yeah, like chat isn't Habana good too, like why don't they, why do they instaband ace
and not like Habana or some shit?
I
What the fuck
I knew it bro, I fucked up.
But why am I using my pistol?
Like that's the thing, why am I using my pistol and not my DMR?
I have a whole DMR and I'm sitting there and using a fucking pistol
Like am I retarded bro am I retarded chat just look at me am I retarded am I retarded just be honest bro
Am I retarded am I retarded?
of
Hello with the 10 gifted. I love you. I love thank you Chad. Do I look good right now? Be honest Chad?
Do I look good when I'm beyond us?
Thank you so much for the 10 gift in chat WLMRO WLMRO WLMRO WLMRO
Is the sky red you look tired?
I am a little tired I don't know why I think I just I hit the gym yesterday and didn't
get good sleep chat when you guys work out do you guys like and you get bad sleep the
the next day. Does it like fuck you up a little bit the next day?
Like if you work out and then get bad sleep, you just get terminated, right?
Oh yeah, I am on caffeine. I may look tired, but I'm not tired, but I was tired.
You know what you're like, I was tired, but I am tired, but I wasn't tired, but I'm not
tired because I drink coffee, but I wasn't tired anyway, but you know what I'm saying?
but I might look tired, you know?
Fake reaction?
I mean, what do you mean fake reaction?
Who the fuck stole my Maybach emblem?
I'm literally telling you that this is not my first reaction to the Reggae Goose song I've reacted to before.
I mean, not react, but I heard a bit of it. I heard that he ginnied.
How do you spell emblem?
I just want to let y'all know, if I don't get two kills this round, you can fuck me
in my ass and I'll delete my torture count if I don't get to kill this round if I don't
get to kill this round I am gay and I'm going to quit my torture count
changing mates this map is ass
bro this map is fucking ass
yo it's not who I think it is bro yes bro but this map is ass
it's not this fucking ass bro go back to valor bro I'm telling you bro
I swear bro what the fuck is this
What is this?
Yeah, I knew it, bro.
Your voice is like, it's interesting, bro.
Pluto?
No!
Oh, shit.
Maybe, you know, maybe Siege is your game, bro.
Fuck!
He's one, bro, he's one.
I hit him with a DMR.
Please, bro, suck your dick, bro.
Please, I need this. I need this.
Jinxy wants VR. Say voila.
Say voila, say voila, say voila.
How do you guys know, bro?
Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
I'm gonna go pee and comedy night
Shut up. I'm trying to do homework guys
I think we should hit comedy night before we figure out what game we're gonna play
Come on. I come tonight. Come tonight. I'm gonna go pee. Come tonight. Come on. Be kind. Come tonight
I'm gonna go pee the RV the RV the RV
Where does Darth Vader get it to bro? Yeah, why is lying to me, bro?
Gucci bro Gucci Gucci Gucci did he say he's down to do VR or they just lying bro
It is the best show ever made.
VR, what about VR guys?
What about VR?
What about VR man?
What about VR bro?
or chat I temporarily retired bro
open Muda Street what do you mean content king yeah we gotta figure out
what game we should play dead ass we gotta figure out mood it oh yeah is it
Is it mood of band on Valorant?
Is it mood of band on Valorant?
So I don't understand.
Okay chat, run a poll.
Okay, run a poll.
You guys just made me wait, should we hit some comic tonight?
Should we shut it some comic tonight?
Jesus Christ, so I just watched Famous.
You just wasted 45 seconds on my fucking life you fucking terrorist
Yeah, I'm gonna take a mouth as a mod. Yo, please guys. I didn't win this game, bro. Please can we lock in I
Think you guys can carry me bro. I swear I'll do anything bro. I'll do anything. Let's win. Let's win. Let's win
Changing bags
Kid might be cheating
Yeah, what's up with that by the way bro like this so many cheers this game
Brother dead the deads are sleeping ton
Loading you man, where are they do you guys know where they are?
Says you bro, I'm not
Like WHAT?!
These guys are either sniping or cheating, there's gotta be one, there's gotta be one, right?
This fella is cheating.
Oh my god.
Yeah, Mudo, we're good, it's a defensive side of map, Mudo, we good, we good.
What the fuck?
You can't talk.
Nah, nah, we're good, bro, I'm telling you, this is so defensive side of it.
Mudo, what is bro to bro?
It's at five o'clock, so in 30 minutes.
In about 30 minutes.
Muda, when is bro for bro, so can I go get groceries quickly, or am I still on the shift?
Yo, first of all, do you know that I pay you $10,000 a month to not, you're not allowed to leave your room, bro.
You're not allowed to leave your room.
Who do you think you are?
You're not allowed to leave your room.
Like, Janie.
Yo, Muda.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, no joke, bro. Everyone tell me I look like you, bro. You got it. You got it. Like see what I look like, bro
I mean, uh, I mean, I'm not even playing around. Do you think?
Hey, hey, don't crash on me, son of you
No, no joke, though, you got it. Yeah, okay. What's better commando nine or the other one on a mazzi?
That's too late about whatever fuck
I'm doing a road to champ
You can definitely get it if you sit here for 30 years
What do you mean 30 years?
Like for a few players
35 on this is 35 not even 30-35
You'll get it eventually. Yo, okay, so what are like some tips that you guys can give me?
I should like you the staff with five no friends
You know, you know you got it. Yeah, and you see no stopping so it's like a it's like a family tree
No, I'm sure you're sure
Yo, no, no, no, I'm the same Joe message on twitch is don't be my face. No joke. I look exactly like you
NOOOOOOOOOO
Bro, I was going to kill him but I moved
Coming up wait stairs, I think
Nice.
My name is Muda and this is why they call me the chosen one.
oh
yo Muta he's talking shit talk to me alright
clip and chat
How many smells like Tovah's there at all?
Wait my camera broke. Wait shut my camera broke, I have no more webcam for the rest of the game.
Within this day. Wait. Wait I'm not even trolling, I have no more camera.
Shut up, I have no more camera. Why are you guys spamming W bro?
Why are you guys spamming W? Like you get...
Why are you guys spamming W?
Like it's like, like, like it's...
Like it's uh, it's a chore to see my face.
Why are you guys spamming W? Like it's a chore to see my face.
Nobody wants to see your chopped ass.
Whoopin' face!
I...
What are you talking about?
YEEEES!
That's a good one, dude!
That's a good one, dude!
WOOOOO!
We got him, baby!
That's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Holy shit, you toggled on!
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Why is BrevNest, uh, muted for me?
Yo, yo.
Oh, he's e-raining?
Fuck, he's unmuted, bro.
He's like, he's like, yeah, I don't know, he's like muted.
Yo, if you want, if you want free content, you should unmute him, but beware, he might say some crazy shit, but that guy's fucked up.
Baw, yeah.
Oh, he's banned.
Not an idea for your you're gonna get bad boy. You don't want to get bad trust me. Yeah. Yeah
I have to do that.
Alright, let's see here.
I
Frosty ice 45 the children of you
Yo, can you guys stop sending me one bit like what is this like am I supposed to thank this Kagri tricks?
Thank you so much for the one bit. I appreciate it, bro
Thank you, bro. Appreciate you
Mooda as a community we have decided that you are no longer allowed to show your face
Changes must be completed within the hour you will be decimated.
Thank you guys so much for the 1 bits, I appreciate it.
Ruin me with the 4 months, I love you so much God bless you.
I'm close in the wall!
Let's get deployed!
Move it back!
Let's get in place!
I know what is my best show you ask bro.
That is not this terrible. I'm not a lie. Do we need uh...
get vert control or do we already have that I think I'm like second floor
or no yeah I'm up
they're playing two thing they're gonna check it the wall open what wall this
one yeah
I'll be out of bird control Yeah, I'm kind of playing the staircase here
I will come back You have the fuser by the way
I think two are on top of him.
Two are on the floor.
He's behind you, he's behind this wall, he's in the hall over there, yeah, yeah, behind
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
You know what a jinxie is calling for VRChat?
Are you guys lying or no, bro?
Are you guys lying or no, bro?
Cause that makes me really happy, bro.
You guys, guys, that makes me really happy, bro, and...
So you guys are lying.
I need a clip.
Need a clip bro cuz if I can get it if I come so if I can get a clip bro, then I'm down
Well, I hear we ain't lying
Actually
Just a wall of VR VR later
Say Wallahi! Say Wallahi! Say Wallahi! Say Wallahi!
Oh my... chat?
The day has come, Chad.
Chad, the day has come.
The day has come.
Chad, the day has come, baby!
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.
🎵 This I am, this I am, this I am 🎵
🎵 I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man I'm the man 🎵
🎵 I believe it 🎵
Wait, shoulda have bro vs bro with Jason Nwien!
🎵 You're getting the gos! 🎵
🎵 Just get rid of my... 🎵
Wait, shoulda have... I have bro vs bro with Jason Nwien!
🎵 Loading back! 🎵
Fuck Jason!
Bah!
I get...
and then all they came over to me and killed two of them and killed two of them and killed all of them and dropped them in the back of the building.
I mean, then too, I mean, then too, I got it, bro!
Okay, okay, my bad, my bad, my bad.
No, bro, I got it, bro, I'm listening.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
VR with Jason and Jaycee would be pink. Type 80 if you hate wind trading, Pringle can fucking squidward.
where you dying from
just outside
what the fuck how do you have a hole in the
what i think i'm gonna drop the
one just dropped my stairs
yeah i'll let you know
i can't really see the angle but you can't put me holding it without me knowing
i'm not gonna i'm gonna swing off of your knowledge but off your ping i'm swinging
alright alright better better better
is he top floor stairs or the bottom stairs
I think Tobin, you wanna talk?
Stop, you stop.
How?
That's on the castle train.
you
you
you
you
you
Hey Siri FaceTime, Jason Nomeen!
Starting a FaceTime call to juice on the wien.
I just end the call.
I hate when I'm like
No, yo, yo, I need a boy you push my second back so far
I need to do it now because I have shit with Jixie later ask Jason see we do a three-man
Himself and you love him now
Yeah, well no no like three hours again. We need to be done in three hours
well what if we go head to head all game because you know you know I'm
competitive like that Jason you know I don't like to lose bro you know I don't
like to lose bro
I'm gonna finish this, I'm gonna finish reacting to this, and I got you, bro.
You're stupid.
You're so fucking ugly.
Okay, how about-
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man!
Yes, I am, yes I-
I'm just like a justice for Booney.
Chad, do you guys like my lats? Yes or no?
Chad, do you guys think I can become a professional bodybuilder?
Do you guys think I can become a professional bodybuilder? Be honest, bro.
Do you guys think I can become a professional bodybuilder?
Bro, train your lower lats? What the fuck?
I mean, bro, what do you mean?
Holy shit, that gap in your chest is so big I can fit my cock in the middle of your chest.
Like, bro, what's the point of saying shit like that, though?
Like, what is the point of saying stuff like that, though?
Cuz like now I feel so insecure and I'm gonna put my fucking shirt back on
This is my world
Sometimes I heard that life was a test. I didn't know it
All right chat. Oh my god, bro
Today is gonna be a good day. Okay. Let me go. I had a chat. I had a house showing
At nine o'clock to go look at my house to go look at a few trails said I have your hair looks dry
Chad is my hair look
Oh you bout it bout it
You're a big girl
And it's your world
And I'ma let you do it
How you
I
I
I feel sexually assaulted
Alright
How is your nose
almost touching your lips?
I mean, do you guys literally have like a a diss for literally everything possible?
Like, I don't know, but anyway, what's your ETA?
What is Jason's ETA?
We said five o'clock, so in 20 minutes.
So chat, we have a 20, we have 20 minutes until a bro versus bro with Jason, the lead
now.
Drop a, drop a only 44 if you think I am going to win the bro vs bro.
Drop an only 33 if you think Jason is going to win.
Drop an only 33 if you think Jason is going to win.
Now drop an only 77 if you think Muda sexy.
Wait, there's actually only 77? I didn't even know that was a thing. Is there like only
of every number? Okay, so there's not only 66. What about only 55? No. Only 99? There's
oh me 99 all right what about only 88 okay so I just got lucky with the 77 so
we just got lucky with the 77 what the fuck is the only six seven all right
chat do we play okay so chat mood or do idiot do control do control eat a
search for the emotes wait your mood or when you got free time can you play some
splitgate i think that would be peak i mean we could play splitgate one day uh
what the fuck are these emojis
why is only fat lacy
all right all right let's play some rock the league bro because
fuck it bro let's just play some rock like i'm in a good mood bro i'm in a good mood chat
i'm in a good mood so let's just play some rock the league bro let's just play some rock the league
bro chat oh by the way am i allowed to go take a piss set up your vr
I don't know bro chat should we even do it in VR? Is there even a point to do it in VR?
Well, how hard can it be to set up a VR?
But yeah, why do I want to do it in VR if well, I don't want to do it in VR if if
Jink Jinksy doesn't have the VR so don't do it. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say chat
I don't think I'm gonna do it in VR if he's not gonna do it in VR
It's gonna ruin it, bro. It's gonna ruin it. Don't say fucking Jinxie Glaze
It's just like it's gonna ruin it, bro. It's gonna ruin it. Holy shit. You're always on this dick
So, this is how people watch porn nowadays, huh?
All right, let me see.
How do I, uh...
How do I make it tighter or uh, how do I make it like tighter or uh, uh, I see.
And it's Velcro.
Okay, I see.
Let me see real quick.
What is this?
How do I tighten it?
Why is this so confusing?
Yo, does it fit bro?
Oh
There you go
Am I supposed to see underneath at all?
Because no matter of where I put it chat, there's always like shit underneath. Is that because of my nose?
Are you supposed to see a little bit down here because I see like low key like there's
a little bit of a gap down here?
You will always see a little bit.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, if that's the case, then I think it's comfortable enough.
Do I look stupid as fuck that?
All right, now let me take off these lens covers.
What is this?
Okay, all right.
Okay, now how do I turn this on?
Oh my god.
Wait, why is it so blurry?
the lens. What the f**k is this?
Yo, why is it so, like, blurry?
Holy fuck, your nose is poking out.
Bro, can you stop, dude?
Dude, that's not funny, dude.
Okay, how about now?
You actually look handsome when you cover that big ass nose.
Make the face can bearable. Can you cover your face for us more often?
Okay, adjust the length, depth, if that headset doesn't fit comfortably over your face, press
Press the buttons near the lens and slide the lenses front or back.
Bro, I think I'm going to return this, bro.
This is very confusing.
This is actually very confusing, chat.
I might return it.
So how tight should this be on your head, by the way?
Are you happy you are going to see Bunny's big personality in 4K VR?
No, bro. I'm happy I'm gonna see your big fucking titties in my face.
Holy shit, I can't wait to see Bunny's fucking thick ass in my face, bro.
You know, bro chat with my character, Usopp, I did ask my entire set on my face and then
put my face up, like genuinely, I might have to do that.
Adjust the fit, adjust the strap until the headset feels comfortable and secure.
Tilt the headset backwards or forwards until you can see the screen clearly and comfortably.
Check, it's just a little tight on my head bro, why?
Fuck no, that's not right.
Okay, what about this?
Why the fuck is your nose hanging out?
Okay, that's not comfortable.
It's like my head long, it's my head that long, why is it like taking so long?
Alright, this is not bad, this is like perfect, but it's a little tight on my head.
Okay, adjust the clarity, turn down the wheel on the bottom of your headset to move the
The lens into the text is clear and comfortable to read.
How to connect to Wi-Fi?
Chat does anyone know my Wi-Fi password? I forgot it
What is it leaked to leak to leak to leak to how are you guys you guys can't see what
I'm doing we know you have all morning to set it up what the fuck unprofessional big
knows bank I didn't know that we were gonna do online today dude I didn't know
plug in your headset your headset will play a sound when it completes use the
mobile app to complete the next steps yeah chat so low key there's no way we're
gonna do this in time today I'm not gonna lie but at least we did the step one
So yeah, I'm gonna charge this. I'm gonna plug this in. Where's the how do I charge this?
Wait chat does this not need to charge wait does this run off of solar? I don't see a charging tower anywhere, bro
Wait this thing actually might run off solar
All right, I said something about wait, so how do you charge the heads these then?
I don't know girl.
It's very, very weird.
Alright.
Mooda, how T.F. can we still see your fucking long nose?
I'm still fucking annoying bro.
XQC is reacting to you right now?
What did you just do?
What did you just do?
The fuck have you got banned on Valorant?
Okay well I don't know why she came at us but yeah.
Um what else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
I don't know why she came at us, but yeah, hey, um, what else what else what else what else?
Well, do you hate me be honest hold on hold on
You hate me as you see
now how the rains were and what made him stay in that jail. Eventually he built a set of
wings for himself and as the legend goes one day he climbed to the top of the Galata Tower,
stepped on his wings and he jumped.
I believe I can't believe I'm in the middle of a jungle.
Okay chat chat um I'd like to play if you've got your any couple minutes I'm ready I'm
ready.
Welcome to the jungle chat. I'll go back I'll go back I'll go back I'll go back I'll go
back.
But no, there's no videos or pictures of him at the White House of a Boxing, it's just
a bad looking middle of war, brother.
I don't even know what you're typing.
I don't even know what you're typing.
What did I do?
Yo, what did I do?
Yo, what did I do?
Mood and the controller go through batteries and the headset comes with a used KnotSolar.
You dumb fuck.
Can you not just listen to chat for once?
I don't know, bro.
Whatever, dude.
I mean, am I really that annoying, bro?
Am I really that annoying?
You typed?
timed out because your nose mobs him you know is Jason the ween like gonna be
ready bro holy shit bro actually I'm a fucking terrorist actually love him
though um I chat am I allowed to go upstairs eat some food and take a piss
yes or no
am I allowed to go upstairs take a piss oh you guys are lucky brahs but my
phones that you guys are lucky at
to my love to take a piss
and make some food yes you know
yo is what the fuck is wrong with my hair today bro check someone tell me i look
good so you guys can boost my confidence up
uh... alright so i guess we'll do VR tomorrow or some shit you gotta figure
that out
another day though another day another day another dollar
uh... for some rock league
I didn't realize you were so technological illiterate until I saw you struggling to set
up the VR headset.
You better hope HiveI's got a cousin or something to hire or your streaming career
gonna fail.
Hi guys, do you have a cousin by any chance?
5 eyes, do you have a cousin by any chance?
But I wonder how fast we can beat J-
No, don't be weird, chat?
Listen, that's a test by a staff member.
Everyone behaves.
Everyone behaves.
Don't fucking fall for it.
Can't believe I got timed up by XQC, bro.
I mean, I think XQC is a tough one, bro.
I think, you know, I think with time he'll open up with me.
Open up to me, the fuck am I saying.
You know, like, you need 10k plus subs to talk to him.
you you bitch oh my god you're win-trading
That's not it. That's not it. Oh my gosh. I mean, are you ever gonna get off the ball?
Like, genuinely. Like, are you ever gonna get off the f- Alright. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no worries. No worries, bro. No worries. Nah, no worries, bro. No worries. No worries.
No, no, no, no worries, bro. No worries. No worries. No worries. No worries, bro
You don't want to get off the ball, huh? You don't want to get off the ball all good, bro. All good
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
Know what the fuck
Fuck me
It's Jason actually calling us you know
No, hello sit the sloth
What a big nose was good city was good, buddy
Call me yeah, huh?
Do that a bad day I know but I should you know what bro my bad bro. I would be cheese too. How was that you find who it was?
No, actually, I will never find out who it is
Find out
all good bro how much is that how do it 150 dollars max bro so whoever the
fuck stole that is living off of like what welfare yeah there's they stole it
literally out of spite for me I think well bro what did you do you fuck
someone's girl oh I didn't do you sure I mean bro maybe no to me you sure gang
been up to bro just currently trying to manage all the L's I've been taking
bro come on bro L's for a more W life you know I'm saying yeah I'm gonna start
off my streak of W's with this win yeah fucking right I actually feel bad
for what's what to happen okay so what are our games what do you want what do
What are your games I pick three games right I pick three games you pick three games and three neutral games like anyone could win
Okay, but um
brahalla
Brahalla I
Pick rainbow CS rock your league. These are my three brahalla league of legends fuck
wait you just see his go amp out no no no no no no no Val no Val no Val no Val
no Val wait why does he do that literally here oh I got banned oh wait
wait what'd you get banned oh my god I don't want to say it bro it was that bad
I mean it's not that bad but it was like alright bro you actually want you
want to say it what you win trade or some shit no bro no I I was this happened
three months ago but apparently like they investigated it or some shit bro I
bought I ordered pizza and I ordered pizza from Domino's and I made a joke
on stream about pizza and I got
so what you say yeah I know well bro like oh my god I leaked I mean bro it
was it was a joke dude hey I'm different now bro you know that was
I was 21 year old I was I was fresh 21 bro now three months into 20 months three
months ago do you have them why are they say a mood of files dude oh relax relax
relax I'm not even like that bro stop okay what are your three games then
do I need a download league bro I've never played league though this is so
unfair what about okay you have class royale's I do have class real but I
think I shit on you that game I'm gonna be honest I'm at 16,000 trophies okay
Uh brahalla League of Legends Clash Royale. Oh my god, you're so why okay?
Wait, actually, I don't know if I could play League of Legends
Why cuz my account is banned from all Riot Games for seven days
For seven days bro for seven days get another game. Thank God 16k trophies or 1600
No, no, I'm trolling trolling my clutch. Let me tell you how much I am
Yeah, tell me any game. Okay. Let's have let me open up one.
Oh, spilling bee. I know I thought about that. I already thought about that one too. But you're
gonna shoot it took me on that one, but so unfair. Fuck you.
I'm uh yo have a thought bro. Oh my god. I'm 9k trophies 9k
That is like fuck. It's like decent I guess
Okay games I'm see here alright, so your games okay. What's that Jason games? What are your games?
Brahalla, okay. No League legends. Let's do spelling me so brahalla spelling me and
and...
Spellion...
Beyond Roblox?
It would be Roblox.
That would be on Roblox.
Roblox, Spend the Bee.
Okay, and then what's the other one?
And then...
Clash Royale?
Please, that's fucking good, bro.
Clash Royale.
Oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me take the only thing, only thing, only thing.
Uh...
Minecraft Pop PvP.
Minecraft PvP?
Are you fucking sure you want to do that?
Why is that, why is that, are you...
No, I'm not.
I'm terrible, bro. I'm terrible. What's that thing called a lunar client the fuck it's called?
Yeah, all right. You're a dog shit on Minecraft brother terrible
I'm terrible. I was on fucking cosmic PvP playing factions killing everybody. I was I
Was tropical I had a top rank
type one for four guys
All right, uh
Download
Okay, all right, so Minecraft PvP
Uh, would you want a Hypixel?
You go with Hypixel?
Yeah.
Alright, I said no more, I said no more.
Okay, so, alright, so what's that?
Do I need to download anything or no?
No, I don't.
Nah.
Alright, and then what are my games?
My games are...
It is a fucking fly, bro.
My games are Rainbow Six Siege 1v1.
You have that game downloaded?
Yeah, yeah, I got R6.
Okay, Rocket League.
I see you were cheating at R6 too, bro.
Bro, you are so weird.
What?
Don't you cheat at games?
This is what I'm kidding.
I swear to God, I'm not cheating.
It's actually so annoying.
They're saying I cheated in literally everything, bro.
They're going to say I started cheating on my girls
soon, bro.
I swear, which I don't have a girl.
I don't have a girl.
But I understand.
If they could say that, they would say that.
Want to be one, Rocket League, and then CSGO?
OK, then what are three neutral games
that we could both be good at?
How good is your geology to be on my geography is insane
My geography not the best oh battleship. We can do battleships
I pop oh, hey pop oh, hey pop. Oh
Hey, Bob. Oh, yeah, and then do you really want to do Joe gets to a master line?
I feel like we're both now. Yeah, yeah, can I four connect? Oh, okay
or chest
or or staring contest
you're always doing that one but chess
chat chest or catch four
brothers
which it up but you're a good brother you're gonna be good at chess
like no i've never been one the asian that's not good at chess like what
i'm gonna be honest i would make a race to jump back but i don't know what you
actually by that knows i can definitely try
what is coming up there's no for it
go
run from that yesterday to comment errors
from there
well
if the shoe fits
the whole
which they did
this court was a fake
okay we got
okay this group of a friend neutral game
now but i just a chest yesterday
i think just yesterday as well
but i'm not
you fucking liar
you fucking lie like you know i don't say i don't say well i hear a lot again
Oh, you're a fucking liar I
Hit Chester today
We can do a discord push-up fade dude. I'm a chest or bro, but I'm down. Okay fine. No, no, no, no, you're gonna fucking just do chess
Yes, okay Chester connects for
X4
What do I do?
Well, I would actually be able to push up fade to bro, but I'm telling you I
Know you didn't you dug to go up all your
Yeah
You scared of a to go up old bro, I'm scared. It's gonna fucking sit on me, bro
Hi
Battle ships a ball pool. What's the what's the last one chest or connects for connect for connect for this less I
Don't know how to play chess bro moment either me neither at all. I want to go to Ron. He beat me
Alright, we're gonna start. My games are your games. Let's start with your games.
Um, my games? You got Brahalla or nah?
Yeah, I have it, I have it, I have it.
How many hours you got on Brahalla?
Oh, let me see.
I'm surprised you just like, said yes to Brahalla that easily.
Like, I'm not eating that dude.
I have 13 hours on Brahalla.
Bad, not bad.
Oh my god, are you gonna fuck me, bro?
Oh yeah.
I've never done a bro be bro like this. This is how a bro be bro is supposed to that's what I said. That's what I said
That's what I said
Start neutral should we start?
On God you at least 30 GG
All right, what's your what's the front? What's your code? What's your what's your profile code? What's your code?
Oh for Steve. Yeah, no, no, no, I can just invite you by a ball holocaud
Alright, we're doing a BO3 on Brawl or is it the first game?
First game.
Cause we can't do BO3, right?
It's gonna take way too long.
We're gonna do BO3 out of everything.
Um, well Brawl is quick, bro.
So let's do a BO3.
Okay.
I'm gonna win the first one.
Wait, why am I testing you got 250 out?
You're a fucking dork, bro.
Oh my god!
No wonder you were like, oh hell nah!
You are!
Nah, it's cool.
I got five points!
I got double that!
Let's go!
No wonder you were like, oh hell nah you are nice cool. I got five
The code is oh, I can't leak it. Oh, okay here. I'm not on this. Yeah. Yeah, I am
All right, this is the code
What are you supposed to play
I
Lift it fast. We met a hurry of it. Are you serious? Yeah, no, it's like food. Unless you made a party to people
No, I didn't but
Hi, I got a top rate hide room number top rate in the mill. So next time you draw my thing
Yeah, yeah, back up. I got back up. I got back up. I got back up. I got back up. I got back up
But press that button
Yeah, yeah, all right, this is the new one
Press fucking high-dive bro V bro versus mood up who do y'all got mods make the predictions
Let's go
Fuckin cucked bro, I gotta piss
You don't know he don't know what the black mordex
He don't know what the black board eggs. He don't know what he got himself into
He doesn't know he don't know you don't know you don't know you don't know
Nah, he don't know he don't know
You don't know it's about a hill moths run a prediction and second of all add his fucking dinosaur eyes on my stream, please
by the way chat, what's the
preferences controls keyboard be and then the other did the change controls and the other
The low item on
All right, so I think it fits Robert back. You'll tell him please don't so much. Tell him it comes back. Don't start it
I'm gonna take a piss I
Know you see sometimes the world
It's all for real and I'm telling you just how I feel
That's fucking good man, fucking good man, wait, wait, you're a world champion, you're
a world champion?
Where your old champ, where your old champ, what's just in the lobby, what's just in the
lobby, the fuck?
Dude, there's fucking fly man.
Dude, there's fucking fly, man.
What?
What?
World champion, ask you to play.
World champion, ask you to play.
World champ, bro.
World champ, bro.
And brahalla?
Hala?
Right, in the middle.
So next time you draw my thing, it won't leak.
What the fuck?
Won't be won world champion.
You won't world shi- Wow.
He says, start it up.
Uh, buddy, I'm not the party leader.
All right, Jason!
Is that actually feel bad for you, Twill?
This is my game.
You know that, right?
Buddy, this is my game.
All right, bro.
Good luck, bro.
Good luck, dad.
Good luck.
I got to make sure my settings are right, OK?
Can we just, like,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is a BO3.
The second this starts, it starts, bro.
Come on.
I don't do no warm up
You ready?
Oh wait, wait, shut up!
That's your fucking nerd, bro.
yeah
Why it over there buddy?
YAAAHHHHH!
Fuck! Dane right now! It's not what's on my floor right now!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
I
This is my shit, this is my shit
What? That was my string I had it bruh!
Bro what the fuck?
Ah! How the fuck though?
Like you died?
Oh
Blasters don't know how to play against blasters bro. I'm not the fuck you up with blasters gang
Fucking pussy, bro
Oh, you're shit. Oh, you're shit! What?! Yo, they hyped you up! Oh my god!
Yeah, I should have fucking slept, bro.
How are you?
are you oh my god let's go okay it's a
b-o-3 right yeah
yo who the fuck is this bro just kick him bro just kick him okay you will
the code yeah I'd like to get okay I got it here I kicked off how do I even make
it to two people only oh one second okay let me where old fucking champ I wonder
Who's my second best character, bro? I wonder.
You guys are gonna fuck off?
Shin Sakai Koji.
Bob, get the fuck out the lobby, Bob.
World Champ of what? World Champ of Brahalo.
So...
Dude, you're black and red on Koji as well?
Bro, I just...
You're a fucking slut, bro.
Honestly, I would... I think you would perform better if you, um...
Just six-span.
I'm gonna give you some advice
How do they give you a sidebar?
Okay bro
Bro you are such a fucking nerd
Like oh my god
AHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUU
AHHHHHHH
Stick to fucking Valimer, buddy
It's a real man's game!
Dude, I'm telling you, just keep up with the six-band, you'll have a better...
You're so readable, bro. You're actually a book. It's embarrassing
Bro, you are such a fucking loser keep keep singing spending bro. Keep was that even fucking me in bro. Oh
Oh my god, oh my god, bro, okay, fine. It's fucking games for you fucking nerd
Can't cheat equals lose
I can't pray a cancer in this game buddy. Yeah, get off my deck get off my deck
Yeah, like, oh my, you're so readable every time, though.
I don't know, I like to fuck you, man.
Slow down.
Yeah, slow down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't become a fucking baseball player.
BANG!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my, oh my God, bro!
Oh my God!
I
Make this shit quick and easy
Well one gamer yours one game online one game in yours one game in mind
And then we'll leave it up to the neutrals the last right is that what goes?
We do all three years. We'd be down all three. I'm gonna get in my head and I'm gonna get fucked
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. No, no, just I mean you can just honestly we can just
We could just know the loser gets to pick the game. Oh, okay loser gets to begin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I'll put a high up under bit hop your bitch. I sound rockily. Go come on
Are you nervous, bro? Come on?
Marysi
Honestly, bro, if you want we can just get this game to me if you want
Do not just give him the game now
He knows he's gonna lose no, that's not gonna happen. I mean brahola. What's your other next game plash real?
No, no, no, no, it's uh
Belly or Minecraft PvP yo, I'm actually excited for Minecraft PvP
No league. Nah, he's bad. It's I don't know why you're laughing, bro
What's your uh, what's your code um wait epic games, right? I mean, yeah, I don't steam but yeah
Yeah, what's your code? I seem to be updating a game assistant seven
But it's going by quick bro. That was so free
I'll go in Minecraft then while I'm here
Get that
client bro I'm gonna transfer you good one bro I'm not a lie I don't know how
good you are in Minecraft but I'm pretty good on this game bro yeah I know
bro it is everyone plays good on Minecraft right yeah
what am I listening to right now dude they gotta make they gotta make a
montage of that braholic match bro it's not even that crazy I haven't touched
that game in years bro like come on bro they gotta make a montage bro someone
make an edit of that shit that that's like clear to my right I'm like a book
all right bro all right all right let's yo apparently oh whoa whoa whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa, what are they my?
I'm a good weird. What you saying?
Wait, what the fuck bro. I got banned on rocket leaves. No you didn't
Where does your energy go bro, you okay me?
Yeah, what do you mean? What are you talking about? I just thought it out. You seem sad
Oh, I was gonna make my lunar outside. I signed into my lunar client. What's your game at? What's your game at? Oh?
I'm on the game. What's your code? What's your code at?
I'm gonna get my head in the game. I just what's your happy guy? What's your happy guy? What's your happy kitty?
Jason da ween
Uh, this is a mood up, bro. This epic user you were trying to invite is currently not accepting friend invites
Like but you always think you're Drake always like literally always. I have a full friends list
Okay, what's yours official mood up?
How I came up with Muda, my mom used to call me Ahmouda, but no, everyone was butchered.
My real name is Ahmed, and everyone would just whitewash it with the op-amod.
So I just came up with Muda.
Wait, official Muda didn't show up, bro.
Official Muda?
Official Muda, did I spell it right?
O-F-F-I-C-I-A-L-M-O-O-D-A.
Oh wait, I was on the wrong.
Ashmed the terrorist like Jesus like you I don't know you're not accepted for a
request no it is not actually yeah okay remove someone then remove someone
let me add you no I have a fool I lied I have my chat how do I invite them bro
does anyone know how to invite them yeah private match code private match code
Oh, there's code. Oh, perfect. Okay, go to private match.
Is that a thing, Chad? Are you guys sure that's a thing?
Private match code?
Yeah, I tried private match. Oh, okay, there you go, there you go, yeah, yeah.
Okay, join, join, okay. All right, the code is, the password is...
Wait, wait, there's a name too. Just say, I'll be the first one in there, bro.
Joinable by name and password, okay.
Okay, the name the name is uh
Jason the wean
Okay, and then the password is one two three go go go go go go go go unable to find go hurry hurry again again again
Again, Jason the wean no cat and no spaces no caps the password one two three
This guy's name is unbanned Bob. Are you unbanned Bob?
wait no no no no no no there's a hundred people in fucking game bro gg's
all right again again again ready ready ready ready different password
ready have Jason the lean already entered as the name okay wait wait wait maybe
just type it to me yeah how about that that's that shit better idea here Jason
the lean is the name of the password
Hurry hurry hurry hurry it's starting
Alright go go go
Hi bro good luck geez
Good luck bro we doing one game or what?
What are we doing?
You wanna do B.O.3 or B.O.1?
Let's do B.O.1, B.O.1
Alright let's do B.O.1
Chez if you get at this game be honest
You're so ass I can tell e break expert
Say on God
Actually
50 other lucky 50 and then I got a lucky 50 literally like you have lucky 50
We're so ass
Uh.
Guy gets excited off one kickoff goal, that ass?
That ass, mean? Is that what I'm doing?
Oh my.
Oh my.
What do I actually do this guy's flying in the fucking sky and he's just
What do I do I mean this is my game for us my game
go for the ball bro, let's go
nice
I can't do anything!
I can't!
Enjoy it!
Enjoy it!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
I
Don't count me out yet, bro. Don't count me out yet. Don't count me out yet. The only way
You can watch me score here top fucking bins
Should I feel bad wrong giving them goals, but I don't want this score to be like 30-0, bro
You know, I feel bad my game, bro
My kids. Oh my god my shit unplugged bro. Are you dead ass?
My shit actually unplugged there
No, I'm keyboard or a controller. What controller
I
Nice good that was good that was good. Let me get more
Nice
I bet
I
Saved us save us save us
He's literally he's literally a fucking flying car. I don't like that. I can't do anything bro. Ah
Ah, this game is for as fuck.
NOOOOOO!
But where are you going?
Alright, save this, save this, save this.
100 gift, 100 gift, 100 gift, 100 gift.
I'm just like, man.
Huh, I just literally like, he's just doing, he's doing the same move every time!
Say this hundred get ten hundred get ten hundred get ten hundred get ten hundred get ten hundred get ten hundred!
Yeah, I have that for all, I have, no, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know!
Like the skill gap between us, then, he's crazy bro.
I think it's just like you think you're funny bro I just feel bad bro I damn you
feel bad but you chose this game knowing this is what is gonna happen you
fucking cheating scumbag bro how's that game is all you do fucking cheat how is
this cheating I'm better than you I'm just better than you how the fuck am I
I'm not cheating.
Ah, FF, bruh, ah, ah, ah, ah.
100 gift, 100 gift, 100 gift, 100 gift, 100 gift, 100 gift.
Whoa, wait, am I stream-stepping in this game too?
Jason!
Yo, dude.
Jason, am I stream-stepping in this game too?
Brother, brother, brother.
Listen, I don't do vlogs but I'm not voucher, but not at it's over bro
So you admit that you were reading chat. Whoa on everything I love was not pretty
Let's do it off a lot
Bo my god, she's so bad right now, bro
All right here here here a thousand gift if you say this
Hey, but
All right, I'm off
I
Know what else what else what else no music is again?
It was a piece of game one one one one one one was the game one one go
Bro game routine win. Yeah, let's do chat spinning beer or PV little micro I'm gonna say honestly
Is your Minecraft downloaded? Yeah, it's now it is okay, but I'm on my crap. All right. I'm like that, bro
You want to put a gift on this yeah, I'm a lunar client. Oh
No, I gotta say
What I can't I can't I make sure you play 1.8 though make sure you load up today. Yeah, I put one point
Of course, bro. I know the tank, but I know
Just checking just checking chat. I need a chat. I need a Minecraft PvP texture pack with the small swords the bedwars ones. Give me one
Now lunar client, how do I change the 1.8? Oh, here we go
I need a good texture pack, with no rat, actually.
You're about to get a texture pack game?
Bro, what are you talking about?
You need a texture pack for Minecraft, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh, fuck, bro.
How do I...
I don't know how to use...
Texture pack 1.29.
Uh...
Chash, should I inject vape?
What?
Cheating already, bro.
Nice.
Those who know, those who know, those who know.
No, I know vape.
I know vape.
I know vape.
You know what?
You know vape?
What?
About a big...
Makodama Aruq.
Shesh, did I inject the autoclip?
What was that? What was that one, the seven clicker, back in the day?
You used to be the guy that beehopped on me on Kilora, huh? On Skywars.
You were that guy, weren't you?
That was like Kilora beehopped around me on Skywars.
I used to do that, didn't ya?
No, no, I never shit.
I never shit.
Anybody knows I shit.
Um, puzzle icon on the left?
What the fuck am I looking at right now?
Should I download this text, Max?
Am I getting like a virus or some shit?
Click the puzzle.
I clicked it.
Bro, are you a fucking, yeah, well maybe both.
They'd probably figure a fucking AI robot with those fucking eyes.
That's why they're making sure you're doing that a capture ten times in a row
They got you doing that capture ten times. I'm not even doing a captain big nose
Oh shit my bad, bro relax. Why are you so tight?
That's right, bro
Are you gonna buy that out again about anything again the uh?
The may back thing yes, I have to bro. Why did you get the badge?
Not be badging my shit, bro
Just throw a tune on the Maybach to I
Declare the Maybach wait right there
Anybody know how to use lunar client
Yo, can you send me a good one, please? Yeah, bro. Fuck please. Just send me a good one, bro. I'm gonna be honest
I just don't understand bro next to it
I just don't understand
Can someone help me? I don't know where I'm going bro instructions clear
Instructions are very unclear right now
Versions here we go. Here we go lunar 1.8. Here we are bang. There we go. I'm playing when I add arms
Up to fun forage bang. It's just like in one chat. I just promise scared to get like a rat from these websites, bro
I have to subscribe to his YouTube channel, bro. Fuck all that
We are
All right, how hard was that dude?
To hear this shit live was beautiful new
Yo, I heard you met yay. Yeah, yeah
Why do you say it like that? Yeah, because I met yay. Let's get deep in this voice. Yeah
I met yay. I can never, I met yay. I can never fail, bro. Jesus. What are you not in your hand?
No, we actually had a nice conversation being wrong.
How long did you have the conversation for?
Probably like 5 minutes and I asked for a picture and the conversation ended.
Oh god.
Santhea, so the tier 11 brother appreciate you.
Hi pixel child is it? Hi pixel dot net?
Damn, 30k player still this game is still packed.
Okay, first of all, let's see here if that bitch has a like what, 20?
Beautiful fucking soundtrack, boys.
Beautiful fucking soundtrack, boys.
Yeah, let's see, bro.
Do I still have it?
Chat?
Or no, do I still have it?
Let's see.
Plits per second test.
Let's see.
Okay, so I'm getting the blue circle here.
Let's see the shot here.
it's not bad man for a retired veteran bro for a retired veteran it's not bad it's not
bad it's not bad right it's not bad what the fuck does hi-fives want yo hi-fives it's
It's good.
Yeah, yeah, are you guys doing PotsPGP?
Uh, PotsPGP, maybe some classic, yeah.
No, the future PotsPGP did not go live, so that shit is...
Alright, but we're not that, like, nerdy, bro.
We're not that...
No, but it's actually like garbage.
We're not that nerdy, though.
No, no, Walla, it's ass.
That don't sound like, uh...
High-rise, bro.
I just wanna have a big ass nose, fuck you, bro.
Oh my god.
DQ?
Yo, are you ready?
Where?
Was that your daddy or?
No bro, that's my mod bro, that's my high-fives.
Oh.
That's my high-fives.
Yo, what's your uh, are you on bro?
On, let's go, like damn.
So, my PC just can't work no game for some reason?
Like, you're launching your Lunar with the chain together mod?
Okay, so how do I fix that?
Like, what the fuck?
Can someone help me?
Please, whoa, someone, please bro!
What am I doing wrong?
I
Just ordered jiffy click down a row. Thank you. Thank you
There's a lot of down there
Fucking loser my lagging why my lagging I why is it late and sound high?
Already already complain
My god, my god, what was it that took my PC over?
Oh, why am I lagging chat?
Is Hypixel really that shit?
Declav.
Here it is.
What's a better PDP server than Hypixel chat?
Because this shit is so, like, late in C laggy.
I feel like I'm on 100 ping on Minecraft.
dog shit bro just watch watching fucking learn maybe mining men the fuck
bro y'all were spamming GGs to a mood of had 250 hours brahalla y'all I mean I
know you're a fucking like you're a loser in that game wolfless Preston
place um pop pvp faction because that was me man oh black screen
uh i mean solos how do i uh i was paid win no bro i wish i would save up my money buy
um pre pre paid visa gift cards because my parents didn't trust me with their credit card
and paid for a tropical.
Well, this sir is dead.
There you go. There's not no latency on the...
There still is! There's still latency on this.
Oh, what the fuck?
Why is every uh...
Holy reach, bro. Holy reach.
Oh my god, these are like all versions of the game. Holy shit, bro.
Look at this guy. Like bro, do you get... like, oh my god.
oh my god get my pc back woz w woz i think he did it i'm back
where's the fucking loser i can hear you now bro i had pc quiet for a little bit
oh my god what is wrong with this guy bro like look at this guy bro oh my god are you
practicing i am yeah this guy is a fucking virgin though bro
I'm out, bro.
This guy knows how to fucking kill you, you're a loser, girl.
Holy shit.
Here we go, man.
All right, get on high pixel, bro.
Get on high pixel.
Get on high pixel.
I'm on high.
I'm on high.
What's your tag?
What's your tag?
What's your tag?
Fuck it.
Uh, my tag is uh, Jason B. Blaine.
I invited you.
Okay, ready?
Wait, I'm not full screen.
Alright, here we go.
Wait, why am I lagging? Why is it input delay?
I told you.
Oh, I don't know.
Alright, what are we gonna do? What type of...
What do you want to do? This is zero game.
Are we doing poppy, are we doing 1v1 classic duo, like the bow?
And the...
What are we doing?
I
Figure out my setting rule
Hey, what am I Selena my head? Hey, what am I name is Selena you are so funny. I want to meet you one day Selena
Thank you
It's kind of weird though
Let me fake chat
I
Time so y'all when's the last time you had Chick-fil-a bro just to have it
Not in a long time, bro
Really?
Does that mean in a very long time there wait really? I've been on my chicken a right shit
Yeah, well me too, but like you ever just want to like get like just feel fat one day
Nah, bro. Nah, I'm trying to I'm trying to ascend
Let's see what are the options what are the game options we have we have classic 1v1
which is like a bow no heel a bow I want this I want like diamond armor okay pop
Then where is it?
Tower's popping feet
Wait, maybe we can mix it up, bro. Maybe we can it's no deep off right?
No deep up
Oh my I'm about at the 25
God love that fucking love you, bro. Oh my god, oh
I love you though.
Okay, so...
Oh, I'm washed.
I'm washed.
I'm so washed, bro.
I'm going to die in between.
Hit these big ass flames off my screen, man!
I can't see!
Ah!
Come on!
Oh, you're not allowed to make me laugh.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
Hey, boy, time out, time out, time out!
What in the time out?
oh fuck i fucked up
Fuck that
Yo!
Let's go!
No!
I misclicked!
It's alright
YEEEAH!
FUUUUCK!
I MISCLICKED!
BITCH!
Don't ever invite me to that one of this fucking game, you understand me?
I grew up on these streets mind-plex bitch before I put so leave it a thing
factions
Yo, my god, you think this shit's done? Yeah, we use the best of one. Yeah. Yeah
Bro, we didn't agree on best of one or best of three exactly
One more
That's a 3 bro.
I don't give a fuck about my mom.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Let me get a fucking resource pack please bro.
Okay go, I go.
I actually can't see my fucking screen.
Go bro, go.
Oh bro, go down and fucking vape while you're fucking at it.
Why are you doing that bro?
Let me definitely quick.
I got like 100 gift tickets.
You know what I gotta think of them.
I'll stream it if I don't.
Thanks so much. Soft vanilla 99 with the prong of lucky.
Thank you so much. God bless you.
Thank you. God bless y'all. Shishi. Shishi.
Thank y'all bro. God bless y'all.
Uh, chat. I'm gonna go upstairs and get some food.
Alright. Give me one second.
I don't got anything to say.
Move it in there. Okay. Um, here we go
Move it in there just drag it
Yeah, bro open 21 and can't use a computer not in game not in a game. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean into the
food or not my oh damn what are you stalling for let my son my son you ready
oh you know they fuck oh yeah y'all fucked up bro oh it's over for you bro
is that ass over oh it's over for you bro oh it's over it's over it's over you
ready you ready yeah yeah yeah sorry sorry all right bro same one yep
What the f-fuck?
Yeah, bro, yeah, right.
Yeah, bro, are you good with your fingers, Jay?
That's what matters, bro.
Are you good?
Are you good with your fingers, Jay?
That's what matters, bro.
Are you good?
Are you good? Are you good with your fingers?
Where are you?
Where are you and your pulling?
Diversion! Diversion E-Purl!
You're good with your fingers though Jason.
Huh?
Thanks for punning bitch. Thanks for punning.
Come on, let's go! Let's go!
No pop pussy! No pop pussy!
Actually, down the ticket to the death, huh?
I found it!
Whatever do I shoot again, huh?
Whatever do I shoot again, bro?
Yes! You think this shit started on thou? Fuck out of my game! This is where I grew up!
This is where I grew up, bitch! Act your own game! Act your own fucking game!
Oh, was I sniped in there, too?
Was I sniped in there, too?
Two-one.
That's two fucking one.
Whatever whatever
All right, you get to choose again, right?
Yeah, cuz I lost yeah, don't you dare fucking this game. Don't you dare second monitor?
What how do you spell? How do you spell this? I don't want to I don't know what I'm gonna do
You know me you know me you know me for both of us, you know
emo only
emo only
Turn off both your fucking monitors
You have three monitors. I have three monitors, but I don't have chat over there another one on my main monitor
So I'll take a minute.
Bro, I just trust you, okay?
I trust you.
Okay, what?
Okay, but are you using- Okay, okay.
Bro, why do you think I'm cheating all this fucking time?
Holy shit!
Maybe because you're really low on that.
Teden R6, Teden Valorant,
Twins traded to rank one in two different countries.
Brother, that's what you're known for.
I'm in the
She's
Locking locking locking locking yeah, you ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I invite me adding my shit's mood up owns
What up mood up on let's see. Let's see. Yeah
I'mma fuck a pig when he knows he W and CLEAN.
I thought it.
Bro, what is it bro?
What are you doing on Roblox?
What is your skin?
You have the Ricky Banks fit.
No, my chat made it for me.
I did it as a segment.
That's what they did.
That's what they did.
That's what I did.
That's what I did.
That's what I did.
Jace Endless Boat?
Yeah, that's me, that's me, that's me.
Jace Endless Boat, the user name.
Oh, it just disappeared.
My address is Endless Boat 057.
Bro, Roblox, this was my s**t.
Wait.
No, bro, did you play hide and seek back in the day?
Hide and seek?
Hide and seek.
Hide and seek natural disaster, natural disasters.
Natural disasters.
I was on all the tycoons, bro.
Lumber?
Lumber tycoons?
Lumber tycoon, start a family.
All right, that's really awesome, bro.
Getting them forces when Ashley came out, bro.
Yo, what's your name called?
It's Jason and Wayne, but the ad is Endless Boot 057.
Endless Boot 057.
Yep.
I got it.
All right, let's go.
All right, wait.
So how do I forget how to do this?
So do I just join you, no?
I just join you.
OK, fine.
What's a game called? Spelling?
Yeah, pretty sure.
Spelling B.
Okay, spelling B.
Wait, make sure you do a private one.
Okay, are we doing spelling B or spelling race? What is it? Spelling B?
Spelling, probably spelling B.
Servers, create private server.
All right, bye now.
Refresh, okay, all right, I'm gonna send you the code,
right, just paste this in your browser, that ass.
There you go.
There's no fucking way I lose this.
I hope not, because I'm terrible.
I would literally disgrace my lineage losing fucking Muda in this shit
Your confident GG's so confidence equals lose apparently
The next word is
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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These days they take care of me bro on the iPhone goal is the autocorrected on
Dude, dude, you're epic right? Yes, bro. Yeah, your parents, bro
Oh don't talk to my parents like that bro my dad was very hard-working
But he made sure his food was on the table every day and my mom
I'm talking about the son that they burst
Okay
Your parents didn't beat you more
All right, bro, whatever my game now to do key I
Gion not dead-ass that's to do now, right to to to to to bro to hop on a
Hope on Rainbow Six Siege
I
Bro, just do that wall-hatch
brah
Like what?
Fuck you, bro. What can I do? Oh my god?
That wasn't even cheats. That was the wall bang, bro. Look at that deep
Now honestly, you could win this if you're good bro, you could win this if you're good
Really? I just started to play this bro. I just started to play this
Really?
Oh, he's on it like that.
I need to pull this one out of my hat, bro.
I mean, I'm not going to lie, Chad.
We should have saved roughly,
because I knew I was going to win that one.
I should have been like my Jack,
my Joker.
Spelling bee, huh?
I saw that one spelling bee clip with the N word on it.
Did you see that one?
What?
I don't know.
You know the next up is Jason the lean or some shit and then like the guy I got on the mic
And it's fucking like said you know that was my graduation. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is that fucking real? Yes, Weldon
His name is Weldon. Yeah son the third Weldon son the third a bridge. It's actually a father now. Yeah, the well done
I'd be story as the following bro. He's a father
My age are a way. How are you 21?
Yeah, people are a major coming farther
You're 21 to yeah 21 I'm over where you're over. Yeah, what are you born me?
May yeah, maybe two. I should have gone that ass. That's what I left. What day? May 13 May 13 May night
Actually
Yeah, what the fuck?
Okay, I see just where the tourists is
tourists
So what do we have in common like let's say like like what do we have in common? Let's see
Let's see, do you like getting stalked on Spotify?
No, I don't.
But did that happen to you?
No, it didn't happen to me.
So why did you just decided to say that and not even relate to me?
I was just saying, I don't know what you're doing.
Both are chopped.
Not chopped, bro.
How do I invite you?
What's your Ubisoft code?
Hold on, I'm watching my game right now.
Both have weird facial features
You know, we have Jason's Kim much dreambo if not at it, bro. What are y'all doing?
I'm just gonna fire y'all. I'm gonna hire outlaw
I love the cuff, bro
You can't you can't actually might be able to poach outlaw. I don't know how much one pays it like Ron
You know, you know
I see what you put it down, bro. I see what you put it down.
Outlaw is loyal, bro. He's very loyal.
Really? You just made 10 bands, eh?
Fuck.
Yeah.
Don't mention Ron, Shannon.
Dude, I'm taking it from you, Ron.
What's your, uh, what's your tag?
Can you load it up? Like, damn, bro. What the fuck did I PCD?
Bro!
Oh
No, you're on bro. We go on a Coachella
Well, why are you gonna Coachella anymore, bro, you go to Coachella
Keck was
Yeah, I'm gonna see my e-girlfriend tonight. Are we happy?
How's Keck yeah?
Yeah, um, fuck it though, they got a fucking, yeah.
I'm bringing Wojtyr with me just to make sure my production is like no more.
So what's that?
What is Coachella?
You're a pawn.
So I'm a pawn because I'm a chessman.
right up boats has literally carried you
all right so how do i how do i oh my ubi soft yeah what's your ubi soft
um my ubi soft is
oh
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Endless Boots 0.57.
What the fuck is you in this endless boot thing, bro?
Is that your gamer tag?
Yeah, my old Xbox gaming tag was called Boots 0.57.
It's like a default.
Well, you're about to meet mine now.
What?
You guys said you're about to meet my gamer tag right now.
So what did you say your thing was?
Endless Boots?
Endless Boots 0.57.
I am going to send a request from master jack
two two four four
this match
that's what's been
master jack two two four forty five of the name
yeah very very creative
thank you bro jack of all trades
adjorn
what the fuck is it cakewalk
How do I, uh, hear it is?
Chat, up to four or seven? Four, right?
Or up to five?
Chat, up to five, right?
Plant, duration walk.
Up to seven, up to seven, up to seven.
I don't even know how my kek walk.
Chat, what's the average round time?
chat right? Band timer, 10 seconds. Is that good chat?
Some you can't do I
Like to walk around with my chain loose
13 rounds you retard
Yo, bro, you didn't buy me you're gonna play with your fucking nose
Oh
Thirteen rounds. All right guys, everything else look good. Is everything else look good? You're a jokester today, huh?
Band timer 10 seconds shot band timer 10 seconds, 13 rounds, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
i gotta stay in my zone hmm we've been beefing but the new yinya first night she
She gonna let me fuck with you bro.
I hid it, gave it back to the city.
She haunt, she a whore.
Not for the, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Not in the way.
Bro, are you good?
All right, I invited you.
Are you invited?
Yeah, I invited you.
I invited you a minute ago, bro.
All right, y'all.
I got this.
Definitely better than this.
Good though.
How long you been playing?
Oh, about a week.
A week, bro.
You choose map?
I'm gonna be honest.
What's the map?
Yeah, this is the only map I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go, man.
You know, I almost got DQed after, good?
Bro, I don't know.
Everyone's on my dick lately.
I don't have to fuck Sabne.
Uh, who do I ban?
No, no, one player, throw-
FUCK!
So, we going kids every time, right?
I mean, yeah, if you're down...
Wait, why do I have zero sound, hello?
Is there supposed to be sound right now?
Yeah. There is.
So...
I have to do those...
So I have zero sound, oh wait, so I have zero sound, thank you, do you want me to wait
for you?
I have zero sound right now, I'll wait for you.
I
How do I pause timer chat you could disable your PS
Where the fuck is this sound I hear the beeps oh
Fixed
Um, I don't have my setup, but like
Guys give me time bro. Wow
Okay, so
All right, let me know when you start
What you say you started
What does this mean oh fuck what is that
I
of
of
of
of
of
of
I live here.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I could have literally, I just...
That was just stupid of me.
I mean, it's all good, bro.
I mean, bro!
I don't wanna hear that shit.
It's all good.
It's all good.
It's all learning, bro.
It's all learning, you know, it's all learning.
Just give me time, bro.
Wait, we doing best of three or what are we doing?
Oh, what do you want?
Best of one, best of three.
It goes up to seven.
Probably just be a one.
I
What do you want? What do you want?
Sure
I broke a dead ass no hat no hacking no one
Well you're acting so weird though
Where does this come from though?
So wait is it first of seven wins or huh?
Yeah
Before again where the cameras are outside
Bro
No way let's fucking go baby. I'm fine. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Why are you peeking me there bro that's some
I'm bot shit.
Don't get overconfident, buddy.
Wait, Jessica plays a game?
Action?
I'm a gamer, bro.
I got good games.
Mmm.
I'm not touching my ass.
I didn't know you were like this.
Ooh.
I twin, I twin, I twin, I twin.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
No worries, bro, no worries.
Chesh, should I put the hacks on?
Yes or no?
Chesh, the thing is, I don't know how to play visual,
but I love, I want to learn them because he has SMG12.
Oh.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it.
of
the
of
the
I can't answer right now, bro.
Oh, you're fucking weird, bro.
Dude, I said I can't answer the fucking phone right now, dude.
I
Kissie
Yes, hey, oh my god, we trade there bro. What oh my god. Oh
My god
I didn't know you were like this, but I didn't know you were like I didn't know you were like this twin. Um, I
Didn't know you were like this twin. Um, I don't know
Well, I can't call you twin
Born Windsor, Canada, Ontario
Near Toronto
Okay, kind of near Toronto, where'd you grow up?
Only Texas
Texas
Do you guys like that big mansion?
Don't try to get too close with Jason. He'll snake you out
Now what don't snake me out
I don't get the reference rep. What do I make out? I don't know how they say that
She's I mean I switch up on all my day ones back in moments in it. I mean we all we all did that though. We all did that
It's like stage one ball six step one
Has anyone tried using your nose that built one?
Hmph.
I'm blind!
You gotta watch out for the thorn!
You gotta watch out for the thorn, Jason.
Alright.
You gotta watch out for the thorns, bro.
You gotta watch out for the thorns.
You're so weird, bro.
What is your, uh, what's, wait, Jason, what agent do you play so I can ban him?
Who the fuck bro where are these emblems bro?
Just bottom off eBay bro. It's not that, it's not that cruisy is it?
Hello? Am I mutted?
Shout out my mutted?
Shout out my mutted?
What what what what?
Is this like a character chat, I don't know.
Dude, place the fucking thing on the wall, thank you.
Well lock in Jason like what are you doing bro why is this like there's like
low energy coming from you right now do you need today
It's locked and you can still win this game bro chill out it's not over it's only 3-1
Why do you keep going this ugly asterisk there, bro?
Be careful, bro.
The
What the fuck was that bro? I think I just seen a fly across my screen.
Oh, you don't have to make me laugh at these challenges, bro. What is this?
The fuck?
The guy just sneezed, bro. A booger just came flying.
Holy shit!
I actually don't know what is happening bro oh my god
wait is it five rounds?
is it win?
seven.
seven bro you can win bro just lock in i'm betting your shitty ass the yin character
Don't give it a buck with you bro
No, man, I don't know
Oh
Yeah, like what are you doing?
This dude is pre-firing everything. Y'all see that though, right? I've died of only pre-fires.
I mean, Ashichat, you're right. I don't know why, but I'm gonna tell y'all why, Ashville.
Just say! Hey, buddy, go fuck yourself, man. Don't give me my chat.
What am I doing you're gonna distract it bro you're gonna distract it from this drone
bro oh my god I'm not even like thinking that's a thing I'm not even thinking if I
If I was playing someone better than you, I wouldn't do what I'm doing.
But I'm just doing what I'm doing because I'm just so confident.
It's bad. It's like throwing me off, you know?
Yeah, like that, yeah, yeah, chat. You know what? You're right, bro.
El Ego. Honestly, El Ego. Like, actually, El Ego.
I mean, what's a chat? What's a really good character? Like this, this...
I
Did a trap buddy, there's a fucking trap bro fucking
Oh
Boom
Yeah, you can you only talk when you win the rounds. I notice that you don't say anything unless you win the rounds
I I get it now. I get it now. I get it now. Why don't I talk about?
No, it's all good, bro. It's all good. I get it now. I get it now. I get it now
I'm just tripping I just you're just so stupid you pick the same character five times in a row
But I don't understand that you pick the same killed character nine times in a row
How does it make any sense and then you put and then you put the same and then you put the traps on the same wall
Where else like it's like I don't know
What is right if I
What is right if I mean
what does that mean?
why is there no one in the club?
I should have set that all day bro, I can't do it.
The
Fuck
Ah
Yo, I'm feeling it
Yo, are you trippin bro? Like what are you doing boy? It's a weekend
That was well played, that was well played
Yo, why are you running against all my traps Jason?
I don't know your characters
Jason, why are you running against all my traps Jason?
Yo, you're a character dude
Switch it up
Wait chat
What's that? Let me, let me
Yeah, what's that kid to the hacks everything is it brava no, he's not gonna go
But I highly doubt he's gonna go that character again, but he's actually stupid if he doesn't care to get like genuinely, right
What is that?
What the fuck is that?
Why are you distracted Jay?
I don't know what he's cared for Jay, why are you distracted bro?
I literally use this phone to- Yo Jay, why do you short my drones bro?
Eyes on the door bro eyes on the door eyes on the door at all times Jay come on
Come on, bro
You're lucky
Come on, bro. You gotta be you gotta be you gotta be ready for that. Well, you gotta be ready for that
I think this character is gonna trip him out Josh
Should I should I go this kid? This kid is gonna trip about so hard. This kid is gonna trip about so hard, bro
If I go this kid I'll turn
What the fuck you can scream with the drones?
I'm such a fucking Nimrod, bro.
Is this such a water?
Nimrod.
Nimrod.
It's a new one, I might have to add it to my book, the Aguario.
Well, you actually make me laugh so fucking hard, bro.
Yeah, nice one, bro.
You actually make me laugh so fucking hard.
Oh my god!
Ah!
I'm fucking upside down, bro!
oh my god
why bro i mean
Bro, what is that? Three out of two? What are we up to by the way? We never decided.
What is it up to? Five or six? Six? Seven, bro. It was the seven. You got seven. You got seven rounds.
No, no, I'm saying like, who wins the bro versus bro? Tell the five. Five was four, three to two.
Was it three to two now? Three to two. Three to two. Come on, bro. Pick a game, bro. Pick a game
you're gonna win at. You already used brawl, like you already used spelling B and you lost that
Minecraft VP. Okay let's go I mean bro what do you mean pick a game the only
game left at CSGO? We have no we have three neutral games. Oh I can pick the
neutral games? Yeah yeah yeah. I'm not gonna lie bro I'm confident at CS.
If I lose in CS though I won't lose the whole thing. It's the first to first five.
Confident at CS. What are we doing? We're doing a CS 1v1. How do you play CS?
Like how do you want to do CS? Okay? No, no fuck that. Let's do let's do let's do battleship, bro
Let's do battleship
Shut link to that. Oh, yeah, I'll get one battleships
Confidence he's go with friends logically speaking, bro
How are y'all spit me? How are y'all saying GG's to fucking battleships, which is straight or an G?
All right, this is the code right here has bro. Oh, it's on has brought
Yeah, what's a good way battleship is on steam, but who's doing all that?
We can download battleship on steam, but who's doing that?
Yeah, but I should miss $5 if you buy it online
It's it's
You want to do that you want to buy that one?
Let's go
No, I'm gonna be fucking
Me guess bro. No cheating. Let me guess bro. No cheating looking at your third monitor. I
Mean none of that man. We gotta wrap this up bro because bro. I'm gonna be honest, bro
You're just I'm a better gamer, but you went to IRL streamer like that's what happened, bro
You're an IRL. You're not a gay murr anymore. You're an IRL streamer, bro. All right, let's just hack it up, bro
What is it called? Bottle ship?
499
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Want commander
Play with friends create green
Chai classic or commanders. I don't even play classic because I we've never played commanders before bro
Well, fuck that. Let's just go. This is not gonna
That long I invited you you get my right now. I don't get shit. I should now I did I should now do
Oh, you've had more time I should not minimum William Carlos like
Yeah, that's you. Yeah. Yeah. All right, how do you play this bro?
Cuz I'm gonna be honest. I've never played battleship in a long time
You don't know how to play battleship. It's just guessing game, right? You just guess to shoot the ships
remember emo only when the game starts okay okay can we just do it now then
yeah let's go all right mods mods go to emo only please
mods emo only now now now now please please
No, no, no, no, no, no!
It's gotta kick what-
BRO!
Fuck, bro.
This is living in...
...in...
...in...
It's just orange here, right?
Alright, I'm done. Let me get a yay or nay, bro.
Yeah, Chai, is this yay, nay, or gay? Is this yay, nay, or gay?
Yay, nay, or kickw
alright ready all right your emo right yeah been been been been
Oh my god, I'm so stupid
You click the randomized button yes, yes, bro, I did like ten times
I
Check it again a yay nay or gay for this keep it above me
Come on, bro.
Ah, let's go.
Every fucking go.
My turn.
Let's go.
W coin toss.
Bang!
Alright.
W coin toss.
Bang!
Yeah.
Nice cheater, bro.
This guy's cheating the game.
Oh, nice, bro.
Nice.
Nice.
First fucking shot!
Oh my god chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill I'm sure I don't hit the second one
BANG!
No fake mist bro nice.
BANG!
Alright it's vertical good to know.
Oh like you didn't know that already buddy.
BANG!
Bang! Alright, it's vertical. Good to know.
Oh, like you didn't know that already, buddy.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang!
You're fucking ass, bro.
Bang!
You know.
Ship has sunk in.
Already fucking shi-
Alright, Shirley, Shirley, you don't have one right here, right?
Alright.
I just, I just, I just-
Alright, bro.
I just-
A lot of me-
I have fucking 10 misses on the board already
Give me one, bro!
BAAAAYYYYYY!
Fuck.
Alright, there you go.
Alright, there you go.
Let me see here.
Now is it up, down, or left?
Okay, so I already have one down here.
I gotta be bang!
There's gonna be one more here.
Bang!
And there's probably gotta be one more.
Let me see here.
Bang!
I
So trashed you're actually so trashed
Unfortunately bro, I have my monitors, bro. I already just know I already know this
fuck!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha have a man have a man a man a man
mirror mirror on the wall if I was Jason where would I hide my walls ok guys where would
I
Because you wall you what hack
So you're so weird. I don't cheat on anything bro. Damn
Smith's like on my name, bro. We're also gonna blow up your ship like this
I'm gonna open up Twitter the yaw six saying mood I cheated in battleship against Jason only
Holy fuck man
If I were you, where would I be?
Like genuinely, where would I be?
Ohhhh.
Fuck.
Finally, bro!
Welcome to the party, bro.
Damn.
Come on, come on.
Hey.
Welcome to the party bro, damn it.
They didn't think very carefully about that spear, but I put it in the shi-
I
Fuck you, bro
Yes
Give me your energy give me your energy give me your energy
Muda I know you're reading chat anyway so just shoot here alright I got it
Bro, are you fucking serious, you're fucking cheating.
Like, where do you have this, I don't get it.
Are we three for three now?
Are we three for three?
Winnable, winnable, winnable, come on baby.
Give me this.
Give me this!
Got it.
Let me be the condemned.
Destroy Peter.
Destroy Peter.
Oh, you talk to holy.
Oh my god.
All right, let me just use my intelligence sequence here. So it's not here and it's not here and it's not here
And it's not here and it's not here. Oh, wow, but it has to be here
here
bro you fucking cheating
cast on cheating allegation
this guy of all people's
Yeah, what shit is left of this? Like, what the fuck? What do you have?
Oh, asking your chat. Classic, bro.
It's an emo only. It's an emo only.
I've seen your chat.
It's an emo only anyway.
Go here, I go here.
Oh, my God, bro, you fucking go.
Serious.
I need to find 2 ships for 8 mines and 1, is that even possible?
I'll just give it to me, man!
Yes!
I mean, it's a one out of three chance.
Might as well just go vertical, right?
Fuck, bro.
Shhhhhh
WOOOOOO
WOOOOOO
GG's buddy, it's over. It's fucking over for you.
It's over.
Come back time are we doing deal three?
Hell no fucking off.
Fuck you.
Let's do it all, man.
All right, bro.
OK, you won.
You won.
You won.
You won.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's do it all.
Let's do it all.
Let's do it all.
Jason cheated, Jason cheated. We kept looking up and down on his phone.
He was cheating as revenge. Did Jason dead-ass cheater cheater cheater?
Oh my god, that's just all you fucking dude bro. It's all good though, whatever.
You literally say yo chat. Yo, where are you?
Just do a ball pool on our phones on iMessage or we're gonna accidentally leak the phone number
What on our phone? Yes
There's not worth it because what if you accidentally like the leak I don't want to leak your number now, so
Well, I don't want one of my homegirls texting you I'll text you bro
Do phone bro website, we know what so what's a good website, bro?
247 pool all perfect. All right here play online
find a friend copy code all right there you go since you go hurry hurry I'm
going to go a little bit to go please please please man I'm in a minute
man I'm in a minute man I'm in a minute alright let's see you it's your
breaking your breaking what the fuck all right we're going here we go I
How do I push for him? Why is that so little but not working?
Remove guide?
Um...
Guide's ass.
How do I remove the guide?
Uh, just use the guide, bro. Is the guide really that bad?
Best of three? You want best of three? I think, pull.
Okay. Alright, alright, let's do the other thing. Let's do the other thing. Let's go.
Hurry, bro. What are you waiting for? Break?
Uh, oh.
Where's my sound, uh, fuck?
Are you serious?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Oh my god, wait, you can't score a stripes though, which means, which means I'm gonna
get a strike.
Oh my god!
Wait, are you dumb?
I, I have stripes.
This is me.
That's right, I have stripes.
Yeah, because you have to score a stripes.
This is me. That's right. I have you have to score a stripes to be truly become stripes
No, I already have some stripes is that is how it works, bro
Why does it take you so long to play pool like is this like an what is this?
Let's open
No, oh my god, I'm like, oh yeah. Oh my god, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get two balls
They don't know my strategy, bro. They don't know... Wait, I'm solid. Oh, fuck. Wait, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, I think I fucked up. Oh my god. What the fuck? You're so lucky.
Look, this is skill, baby.
And here we go.
There's no way Yogg's actually tweeted that I cheated in battleships to beat you.
Actually not only known to be a cheater.
He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it.
Oh, that's weaked out, that's weaked out.
Like, hurry, bro, damn!
LeBron is calling.
How close up, are you two, are you, are you pulling a shanks right now?
Oh my god, you're pulling the shanks, aren't you?
What the fuck?
Like, what am I supposed to do with your chat?
Genuinely, what am I supposed to do here?
Wait, how does this work, chat?
Wait, how does this work?
How do I move the stick?
Oh, what the fuck?
This is so ass.
Holy shit, why is it so strong?
I
Just like that bro Jason you want to know why they call me the chosen one in Valorant bro. Do you know why you really want to know why?
Let me tell you why
I am good at every single fucking game possible
Hold on. Jax is calling
Jax is calling. Yo, Junko was good at gangie. His daddy's calling bro. Daddy's calling bro
Yeah, I'm gonna need maybe 30 to an hour max max an hour
Yeah, bro
Let me see here an hour
Okay, okay, okay, I got you
After this is CS go left after anyway, right? We don't need an hour so much. I like to be 30 minutes
What oh shit, oh my god
Oh my god, Jason, I don't know what it is booby bro. I didn't know I'm gonna beat you bro. I didn't know I'm gonna beat you
Take your sweet-ass time bro take your sweet-ass time take all the time you fucking need to bro
Yo, just ditch Jason LLL
Brain dead brain dead brain dead
Yes.
Can you hit it or no?
Jay?
Jay.
Talk to me, Jay.
And the winner is Blackboy Ma-
Woo!
What's the score right now?
34?
and the winner is Blackboy M-
WOOO!
what's the score right now?
3-4?
wait
uh wha-
that was-
what?
wrong ball group hit first they have ball in hand?
oh my god
no way!
what?
I've never played it like that!
oh my god
oh my god
gone well y'all are saying slow y'all were just saying bang
I
Way are you truly was that a troll?
Hey, do I have to call the whole chat? Can I call the whole do I have to call the whole or can I just shoot?
Oh my god, bro. How am I supposed to know 10% power is 1% bro
Alright, it's a real three!
Alright, it's a real three!
Alright, it's a real three!
Alright bro, you're breaking, you're breaking.
I mean can someone tell me why in this game it's so fucking like strong I don't get it
hmm maybe get to here what do we have after this what do we have after this
yes yes yes or connect yes or connect if you win this oh my god I really hope
it doesn't go to a fucking connect for bro I really oh my god let's name oh
Nana let's name hey bro listen bro you just gotta you gotta trust your instincts
bro yeah just instinct just go for it bro just go for it just do it bro just
do it. Chat, do you guys like my voice? Oh no, no. Ah, fuck! Well, well, well, what
do we have here? Let's go ahead and shoot this one in. Alright, and then we're gonna
and go ahead and fuck myself apparently I guess
WHAAAAAT?!
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
I'll take both of those
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
This is what we do bro, this is what we do
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
Bro I can't even get anything bro, fuck
Bro Chad this game is so fucking ass
Like what the fuck is that?
All my soul and shit on you and everything I love and shit on you and an actual real life pool, bro.
Hell no, no, no.
You need fucking guidelines, bro.
I was like, wait.
You need guidelines.
Oh my god, are you retarded?
Oh my god!
And the winner goes to...
Muda!
Oh fuck, what am I supposed to do here?
You know, literally just fucking like...
Go, go, go, go!
Oh my god, Jesus, you lost.
What? What?
What?
Did I have to call a pocket or no?
No, you don't have to, you don't have to.
Alright.
That's game.
What the fuck?
Holy shit, come on.
I need this, I need this so bad.
You just win though, no way you just won, right?
Come on, give it to me, give it to me.
We can angle here!
Yes!
Oh my god, there's no way.
Yo, my, yo, my ass, you make this,
my ass, you make this, bro, there's no way.
What do you do, Jason?
Jason, tell us, the whole world's watching, Jason, tell us.
Tell us, what are you gonna do here?
What's your thought process?
Yeah bro, get that good angle on it, make sure you hide some stuff.
I literally, I literally hid it, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Well, well, well, chat, where, how do we not fuck this up this time?
Chat, how do we not fuck this up this time?
Seriously.
One one, I go bro.
What the fuck is this guy's brakes?
Like seriously.
Miyakilevo with the prime, I appreciate you, thank you.
Here we go, here we go.
Let's go about oh my god, you're actually so washed
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this fucking ball child like can anyone tell me it literally bear
What's the point of the guidelines when there's any guidelines?
Chow what in the fucking world am I supposed to do here?
Like genuinely ruining my life
And the way it goes to mood up
What dude, yo, Jason, what's my name the chosen one?
My name is the chosen one, all right.
Don't refer to me as Moody, bro.
Refer to me as the chosen one, all right?
The nosing one, I got you.
All right, Jay, look at this.
And the winner is the chosen one.
You said orange ball there, Jason?
Jason uses- Jason.
He's chat, man.
Jason, Jason, Jason.
Jason, Jason, use those-
Spam the nos emoji in the chat, man.
Jason, use those reptilian eyes, there.
Look at that orange ball.
Spam the nos emoji in the chat.
Bang!
Yo, Jason-
Give him energy and spam the noses, bro.
Everybody knows emoji makes his skin the ability better.
Jason, Jason, you see that blue ball down there?
Use your dinosaur eyes.
Bang!
Hey, Jason, Jason, you see that black ball there?
You can't miss it.
You can't miss it.
Yo, Jay.
Do you have any last words?
Jay, do you have any last words?
Yes or no?
Fuck off my game get the fuck off my game
What's the score chat
What's the score where that's four three
What is that four three
Four three
So it's up to five right chat. It's up to five
I thought the five right Jason CS or connect for
Pick your poison bro pick your poison
Pick your poison, bro. Hey, I know you can hear me. We're connect for bro. I'm you didn't like all right here
Connect for online check it someone send me link to play connect foreign
Yeah, hey, you know a even though you know even though you in this game for doesn't matter
It's left to see as you go and remember the last time we want to be one
Okay, so so let me win this or for this and do let's go see us go if you want to make it if you want to do that
Oh, I think I'm gonna have to pass there
Let's see. Yeah, actually they come make sure you go ahead and press that button
The alternate gamer chat
Here we go bro, what the fuck is this noise bro?
How are y'all saying GGs, bro?
Oh my god.
And just like that, Jay, it's over, bro.
Are you dumb?
It really is over.
Dude, dude.
wait we're like the same pattern right I do I realize that's a
it's a big fuck girthy top not actually it's a chose
come on let's go meet for me bro let's stack
oh my god it's literally your fucking nose or drawing right now
I know it literally is my nose
And that's GGs mouth take care
All those eyes
All of those fucking eyes for one Jason
You fucking lizard
You fucking lizard
All those fucking eyes you can see it
You can see it in 10k
You can see it in 10 fucking k Jason
You still can't fucking see that
You didn't win yet, you didn't win yet
What do you mean B03?
We didn't do B03 in the end, we didn't do B03?
Yes we are!
Ah bro, GG's is over, I'm a gamer of the year, bro.
2026.
B03, B03, B03!
Let me go first.
That's only fair, because you went first last time.
Alright, alright, B03, alright, B03.
Player of the friend that was in this link.
Better open those fucking lizard eyes of yours, huh?
Let's go, bro.
No, no, I sent you, because I'm going first.
Alright, go first then, bro.
I'm gonna fuck
I got go first
Fucking stupid
Yeah, I think, bro, I think.
Thank you.
Oh my god you through oh my god Jason you fucking threw a free win
fuck wait oh my god you sold the two way oh my god bro but Jason all the
Go 90 FOV for what? Oh my god, bro. Oh my god 90 FOV for what? Oh my god, bro
Oh my god
You're so stop reading chat
Bitch come on streamer bitch
Stop reading chat that I'm not I am
Bro, but bro is connect for me. I don't give a fuck. Why are you we emo only there or what? No, just don't fucking read it
Well, I'm a streamer a tumor ass
Another streamer asked me to not reach out. Are we gonna emo only are you gonna cry bro?
All right, no one is then I fucking cheated in that balance tournament fuck it you fucking pieces shit
Stop looking at chat, bro. Let's go.
Stop. Yo, close my stream, maybe? You wanna close my stream? Huh?
I don't have your stream open. I can just tell you're fucking reading chat, bro.
I can fucking hear your eyes going from left to right.
Fucking sound cue.
are you fucking stupid do you not think I see that yeah read your fucking chat I
didn't read my chat it's just basic bro I don't know if you just buy it you fucking
stupid you read your your read your chat oh my god yoxic made a tweet bro yoxic made a tweet
Yo, by the way, I thought I won this game as GG's, but I'll keep it up, but I'll keep
it up.
Let's see here, see, got boom, boom, boom.
This is low key I draw, no?
Fucking over buddy.
Stop reading your chat.
But I have something for you.
Wait.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Are you serious, Jay?
All right, well, I guess you refer me to as the chosen one from that one.
Like, oh my God, are you serious?
No, no, no, I can't.
I can't.
No, it's no way.
Jason, actually.
Oh my god, are you dead-ass Jason
Oh my god.
So I mean, so my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, so what did you win in?
You won in the, what did you win today?
you won brahalla you won how much how much gift did we put on this we put a
hundred on right
chat can we drop some gesture emotes in the chat please can we drop some gesture
emotes in the chat please please can we just can we just fill up some gesture
emotes and uh yeah kidding me we suggest their emotes and uh and and and Jason's
uh thank y'all appreciate y'all bro appreciate y'all appreciate y'all are
you fucking kidding me bro like wait wait somebody in her chat wait somebody in
her chat said it said cheating and still losing lol go back to IRL streams
Don't forget to punch your monitor this time sink those senator chat
So you're telling me you have all that fov and you lost our connect for
How much dip did we just put on that game?
Zero!
I don't know, I'm pretty sure someone in the chat said a hundred, but all good, bro, I
mean, it's all good, bro.
It's all good, bro.
Hey, chat!
Hey, Jixi's come!
NMS!
NMS!
NMS!
Who's Jason's daddy?
Who's Jason?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you call me Dada.
And then you call me dadda dadda
Hey, the next time I like hey, hey, hey, hey, this is what's that the next time
Hey, the next time the next time the next time you're gonna call me bro. You gotta say yo
What's good the chosen one never ever doing actually all right the chosen one all right the chosen one
With an aura, with an aura, with the aura emote next to it too.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Jinxie, daddy with the big dick.
Starting a FaceTime call to Jiangxi Daddy.
What?
What did I do to your contract, bro?
I said Jaycee Lee FaceTime Jinxie.
No, that's not what you said.
You said, Hey, Siri FaceTime Jinxie Daddy with a fat dick.
Is that action of my contact info on your phone bro?
No, it's not bro.
Come on, you know I wouldn't do that dude.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that dude.
Bro, my dick is skinny and gross.
Okay, come on, turn this door, turn this door!
Uh...
Should just love that.
Fucking love, Jixi.
No, but it is kinda like...
Yo, yo, yo, what'd I do, flight crew?
F-T-C?
F-T-C?
Flight team's dead!
Ah!
That was good.
Are you ready, bro?
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Yo, so apparently Sakura has some crazy words.
I know, I know, I know!
I saw that message in a couple of days.
I said they told me days ago, and my talk got hard.
I don't even know what she, yo, what is she?
Oh my God.
Wait, you got hard over my date?
No, bro, no.
Basically, whatever she has the prize for,
Bunny's probably attached to it too, dude.
You're right.
Yo, if they married me by the way.
Let me call my date, wait, I don't have them at me.
Bro, cause I can play for like two hours.
I can play for like two hours.
Two hours is a long time.
Long time, a long day.
It's a long time.
OK, but JX, listen.
I'll be getting into like, because I'm
going to get into another outfit, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, I'm going to get into another outfit.
Bro, it's a VR date, bro.
I'm going to throw on my white linen pants
and a black Zara shirt that I got, bro.
Like, I'm going to F5 if we're going to do this.
All right, man.
Yo, yellow cap, what's the point of this?
No, I'm actually curious.
Everybody's locked in yellow cat legitimately ask yourself. What is the point of this?
Wait, bro. I have I bought a VR by the way, but are we going into VR?
You can go and I must farted you can go into VR it's one. I don't have the headset though
Nah, bro. If I'm gonna see some titties in real life, bro. I want you to do it, too
So I'm gonna wait for you then I'm gonna put this aside then
Yeah, like if we're seeing titties in real life and grabbing them I want you to be a part of it, too
I don't want to just be the only one in it, bro
So basically what you're saying is like if I was like if I was jerking off you
would want to jerk off with me no so what do you mean you have to see titties
with me it's just a whole different experience bro it's a whole different
experience like you know like if you put on the headset that's I think you
should do it I'm like I don't have a headset yeah but I'd wait for you I want
to wait for you bro I don't want to go without it without you
yeah what do you mean true friend what does that even mean I said say I'm a true
friend but I don't want to see the parent like bro I just if you're gonna be in
it I want to be in it bro my chat spamming do it without you but I'm not
gonna do that dude I'm gonna jump into the experience with you bro and we need
I'm gonna do that one day, like do you, oh my God,
imagine seeing them up in real life,
imagine seeing giant tatas in real life, bro.
Like, I don't know.
I'm gonna have a bad chat.
Hi, guys, you know what, buy a VR headset.
Hi, guys, place an Amazon order for a VR headset.
Oh, my.
Bro, because if you think about it,
the Jiggle physics would actually be in-
Exactly, exactly, exactly, exactly.
Hi, guys, I bought the Quest 3,
Probably the easiest for him if you buy him.
Uh, they're ready by the way.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay.
Alright.
You want to get in there?
Yes, but I need to go change, I need to go change, I need to make sure I look good,
bro.
You know, you know I have to, bro.
I have to.
Bro, this guy.
Yeah, take it down.
I need like, one minute.
I already planned this days before, bro.
I already planned my outfit.
You know, like that time when you're about to go to school, it's the first day of school
and you had it like laid out perfectly on your bed.
Like, let me know what you're saying to me, if you ever need help.
Yeah, exactly, I've done that.
Yeah, so.
Look, Chad, you know when it's the last day of school
and everybody brings board games?
Oh my God, I'm right back, I'm right back, you see?
Woo!
Woo!
No, yes, Chad, the best day of school, bro,
is the last day.
But Chad, I'm gonna be honest,
somebody said only in the tarp this is going to be said
and i know that he knows my faithful and it kills him inside
nope that's a special school no bro listen bro
when i was in school um oh wait i don't know chat when i was in school bro
like i don't know because the thing is the best day of school to skip is the
the last day of school, but the best day of school to go to is the last day of school.
You know what I mean? Can I get a ring to eat? Bro, like, all the teachers were in such
good moods on the last day of school. They were all so nice. You know what you have like
those teachers that are genuinely just fucking evil and they want to like kill you? But then
you have those teachers that are like the nicest people ever. Bro, one good teacher can save
an entire school year, dead ass. Because bro, I'm gonna be honest, most teachers, um, actually
I would say like half of the teachers are like either cool, but they're like boring,
or like nice, or they're nice. Half of the other teachers though, literally want you
to die. I'm not even kidding. Bro, I had this one teacher, bro. I had this one teacher,
I'm not gonna say his name, but he was one of my math teachers. I'm not even kidding you, bro
he hated
He hated his job so much to the point to where like going into his class literally fell
Like you would just it didn't matter how good of a day you were having if you went into this guy's class
Your entire day would be ruined. I'm not kidding. He was the most I'm not even kidding. I say this
through grade one through senior year he was the most depressing human being
ever bro. This is how you would explain a lesson. He was young too. He was like 30.
Today we're gonna be learning Pythagorean Theorem and he would never
actually teach bro. He would do like a one-minute lecture and then give you a
packet. He would do a one-minute lecture and then give you a packet bro. But there
They're all really good teachers, bro.
Bro, my freshman year English teacher was goaded,
like she was actually fucking goaded.
She put so much effort into her job, bro.
Had him a friggin' pack, idiot.
Yeah, had him a friggin' pack, idiot.
English teachers are the best.
You were a shitty student?
I mean, the one thing about me though, bro,
like I wasn't a good student,
but I wasn't like a disrespectful student,
Cause there's a difference.
Like sometimes I would like distract my friends and stuff
and I never had good grades.
And yeah, I did run my mouth a lot,
but I would never like talk back to a teacher or something.
Because first off,
my mom would just like slap the shit out of me.
If I did that, which she should.
But then second, it's like,
when a kid is disrespectful to a teacher,
it's just, it's like cringe.
I don't know how to explain it.
Like kids would like argue with teachers
and like think it's cool.
It's like, bro, you're just being fucking cringe.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just cringe, it's all of this.
But yeah, no, I was definitely not a good student.
Like, I was definitely annoying for teachers to deal with,
which I regret.
But I don't know, bro, I was just a ball of energy, bro.
And school would fucking drain me.
Like, school would literally drain me so much.
Like, I don't know.
Certain teachers were goaded though.
Like, I had some really good teachers.
But I would say most teachers were just like,
I just wanted to die.
I wanted to fucking die.
I hate school, bro.
I still do hate school.
I fucking hate school.
What the hell, are you, 21?
Yeah, bro.
I never did in school, ever.
My-
Did you go to college or no?
No.
Actually, funny story.
I dropped out first day because I couldn't find my class.
And then-
Wait, wait, say out, say out.
Out.
You're so Canadian, though.
Continue?
OK.
I dropped out first day of school because I couldn't find my class.
And then I became a shimmer from that day.
Wait, wait.
You dropped out in college?
You dropped out in college?
Yeah, I dropped out first day.
in college because I couldn't find my class and then got a job at Burger King
and then streamed every day from that. Wait, how long did you work at Burger King for?
How long did you work? Six months. Six months. Six to eight months. Six months.
Dude, did I tell you my story? No, go for it. Okay, dude, my mom is so go to chat.
This story, it only takes like a minute to tell, but I've told a whole story. So my
My senior year of high school, bro.
Oh, actually, junior year summer, going into senior year.
I wanted to get a job, just so I could have some money
while I'm in high school,
because I don't have any money like myself.
So I wanted to get a job.
So in Florida, there's this grocery store called Publix.
It's really nice.
It's like a really nice grocery store,
but I wanted to work there.
I wanted to just do like bags or whatever,
clean the shelves or whatever,
just so I could have money in the side for the summer.
Dude, I applied, and I got that interview thing
with the guy, and he literally basically just rejected me
because I had bad grades in school, bad attendance.
I wasn't like a dick, I was nice,
but I had bad grades, bad attendance,
and I wasn't in any clubs.
If someone's hiring you, they like when you're
in those extra, scholastic, if you're in clubs,
they like that, but I wasn't in any clubs.
I had bad grades and I had bad attendance,
So he just basically said no, which I respected.
But then later on, like halfway into my senior year,
I was like, fuck, I gotta get a job, bro.
And I literally, I wanted to work at Dunkin' Donuts
because it smelled good.
Cause Dunkin' Donuts, if you go in there, it smells good.
And dude, my mom literally said,
just focus on grades and like passing.
And then when you're done with school,
then you can get a job whenever, when you're done with school.
But she said, focus on grades.
And bro, by the end of my senior year,
before it ended, COVID hit, everybody was home.
I was able to stream all the time.
I did all my work online, bro.
And then streaming started to take off, bro.
And I never did.
But if my mom wouldn't have said that, bro,
I wouldn't have been like, you know what I'm saying?
It's crazy to think about.
Literally.
It's insane.
Yeah, I mean.
Insane chat.
W mom, bro.
I mean, that is W mom low key.
The thing is, I needed to work at Burger King
to help me push and streaming.
Because I can't see myself doing that
for the rest of my life, right?
It was really exhausting.
When, like shout out to people who do the Burger King.
When you worked in, when you worked in,
when you worked in Burger King, like,
was there like any parts of it you enjoyed
or did you hate like all of it?
No, I hated it, but you know what I used to do?
Like, have you ever like done something for eight hours,
but like, you just did it on AI mode,
like autopilot mode, bro, just to get by?
School, literally school.
Like literally basically like you daydream the entire day basically you daydream the entire day about other things
So that's what I would do. I would literally just sit there making wappers all day
Dreaming about like streaming
Bro, I just
Because I know some people love school or like the which is fine
I understand that but like the one thing I never understood is the kids that like hate school
But they still get good grades like how the fuck do you do that?
Like you're a goat if you hate like bro, I hated school
But I would always try to get like C's just so I could get to the next grade me too me too me too
Me too. I was my comfort bill my comfort grade
That I was happy with getting was C because C is good if I got a DM okay, whatever like fuck it
I'm a failure, but whatever. What is this? I want to school a jinxie and join this video then drinking glue
Let me see
Shhh, put it in Discord?
Yeah, here, what the fuck is this?
Put it in Discord. It's probably AI.
It's in Discord here, I can see it.
Nah, that looks like you.
Uh, no, this is... I think this is AI.
I d- that looks like you, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Ah!
Hey, yes, this is me taking care of you.
HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE THIS?!
HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE THIS?!
No!
Bro, try to guess what grade I'm in.
I can tell you, five.
You think I'm in fifth grade?
Yeah, I hope so, bro.
Listen to this, bro.
I was a sophomore in high school.
I didn't, dude, my balls didn't drop till I was a junior.
In this video, right here, I was a sophomore.
You were in grade 10 in this fucking year.
I swallowed glue and washed it down
with Zephyr Hills water.
Yeah, Chad, I wasn't getting any ass in high school,
as you can tell.
Also, look at my fit.
Jack, I'm wearing neon on neon with Nike and Under Armour, bro.
This is a devious fit.
Jack, this is a devious fucking fit, bro.
What's that, bro?
Let me see where my phone is.
I want to show you how I look like it's upgrade.
Tell me about it.
Oh, actually, I'd love to see this.
Sophomore gear, let's see.
Wait, Jack, how's it?
How much glue was that?
You guys pulled the picture of my sophomore year?
How much?
Bro, Chad, look at me, young jinks, bro.
Oh, God, young jinks, man.
This is like the worst picture you guys could've got of me.
This is me in 10th grade.
I said it in the Discord.
I did, bro, that's pretty bad.
I know, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Bro, who are you feeling like?
I know, I know, such a bad picture.
I don't know, my chat says I was in my lesbian era.
Why are you laughing, bro?
Bro, can I be honest?
Yeah, go for it.
The kids that wore these bandanas in school
were always cringe lords, bro.
Were you a cringe lord?
I was, bro. I was. I was.
I was probably a cringe lord, too.
This is another picture.
It's not bad.
This one's not as bad.
The bandana just makes this one.
Bro, the bandana makes this bad, bro.
Yeah, that one was bad.
Holy shit, bro.
Did you get asked in high school or not?
No dude, I had, I mean, I lost my virginity at like 15.
Or, yeah.
Yeah, I lost my virginity at 15,
and I didn't have sex or do anything until I was 18.
So, yeah.
Bro, you could like see the glue in my lips.
Oh my God, what is wrong with me?
Oh!
How did I see it?
Yeah, bro, I was the kid that was drinking glue.
Okay, to be fair, I did this one time.
Bro, I wish there was like more footage of me
in high school, bro.
Bro, your stomach definitely like, I don't even know.
Why is the chat typing CTE?
But yeah, chat, like, I legitimately do have autism.
Like, it's not an act, bro.
Muda, what is this?
What is this?
What? Let me see.
What is this?
Send it in Discord.
Send it in Discord.
High-vives found a clip with 60 likes.
We have a screen share.
Oh, God.
We can watch it live together.
No!
No!
It's not!
No!
No!
Hey, wait, wait, stop.
Stop, stop.
Please please please no, bro. It's that bad. Let me watch it. Let me watch it. Let me watch it
Did I give you my snap? No, he didn't wait. What's it wait? Why are you changing your voice? You're actually a cringe
Why did you change your voice?
Your friend in the night, you know
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, okay
Yeah, I should read the plane this big see you read the plane this high-fives happen
I didn't do anything how about how much how do you find a clip with 60 likes? How much are you a cop?
Is it 4 a.m. for you guys? Oh?
My god, I know it was bad. Oh my god. What the hell is bad?
Why it was bad. It was bad. It was bad. I used to be both this belt
My voice is very high pitch. So when I talked about how old were you in this? What's 2021?
You were 18, 18, how old were they?
Probably at the same age, it has to be.
They're drinking alcohol.
They're drinking alcohol.
Bro, I'm gonna keep it a buck, bro.
My first beer ever was when I was like 16.
Stop, stop.
Jixie, Jixie, you're making me.
Say what about me, bro?
How old were they?
I don't know.
I was young though.
Get in the ass!
I was at both Snapchat.
No, bro, what's 2021?
What's 2021?
Bro, you're 18!
Jeff, I'm 21 right now.
What's 20, 21?
Oh no, you were 16.
You were 16.
Okay, bro, like, oh my God.
Wait, what even is this?
Is this a stream, bro?
Is this a stream?
No, this was a,
I think I used a clipping software
to clip back in the day.
You know, you are the right-
Oh, I can't watch this.
I'm gonna just get,
how about this, get me out of here.
Please.
How about this, get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
I can't watch that.
Bro, you changed your voice in front of the house?
Bro, come on, dude.
I was 16, bro.
I was 16.
You know what? That's valid. Chat, I'm gonna be honest.
Most people are cringe lords when they're 16.
I was cringe when I was 16, bro.
Ah, bro, like, come on, dude.
16, bro.
I'm so tight in his names, Junko Funko.
Moths, people like this in the chat
should just get part of my band.
This was my-
I'm Junior year.
This is my-
Wait, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
I'm sorry.
Bro, it's not, what's up with your pupils in this?
Why are you pu- are you on like fucking Molly or something?
No, why are your pupils so dilated?
Oh my god.
I think I was high in this one.
I was on V, I think I smoke V.
Okay, that makes sense, bro.
That makes sense.
Chad, don't smoke weed, bro.
Yeah.
Motherfucker, you were drinking glue.
All right, no, no, stop!
It wasn't like some frequent thing,
like I was the glue drinker.
I drank glue one time
and of course there's video evidence of it.
How, like, what I understand is-
My god, what are you guys sending me bro?
Set wait, let me see it. Let me see is it me. Oh, it's me, bro
Oh my god, did you just always have a camera on you bro?
You took a picture of this bro. My shit is like lost media
That was probably the worst that was bad that was not that was like what is this this is like 15 bro 15 15
They call me a lesbian though they call me lesbian I don't know why
All right, bro, let's get it into your channel
Please
What's locking?
So wait, wait, wait, wait join the group call join the group call. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right
Fuck you guys fuck you
It's a long time ago, bro
Hey what's going on how are you good to hear from you guys
what is up guys hi are you guys ready for your date today we got some stuff
planned yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you guys said you had some stuff plan
okay we're ready we're ready buddy how are you hello hi how are you I'm good
I'm good. I missed you. How are you buddy? Can I show you a picture of a stop?
Like 15 it's not even yeah, oh
Okay, it's like what a thing embarrassing kid photo something like that
We should show her bro. I think you look it's going to show us the current this video
Hey, wait, is this is this Jinxie drinking blue?
I'm looking I'm looking
You don't got to watch this wait. Are you sure?
Wait Jinxie you were drinking glue. Oh
My god
Did you get like poison or something no no it was just a slig it was just a cat folder
It was just a cat oh, but besides the point. I've only drank one time. I'm not a frequent blue drinker
Yes, I've never drank blue again, bro
Why not let's go for it then how about just send it all to moodest pictures
Please, please, please. High-bives. Delete this.
You f-
You know, you are very sexy.
Oh. High-bives. Seriously.
Oh my god.
High-bives. Come on.
Oh my god. You look so cute there.
So young.
Little baby.
And you got this snap-
You got this snap-back hat and you're like, feeling yourself.
You're like-
Oh my god!
What is high-bives going through?
Alright, come on dude. Okay, that video is bad. Don't press the nominee there, please ladies, please wait, let me see this one
I'll check it out
How about how do you have all
Guys I used to be back
Is that a vape bro five years ago, it's not the same me bro. Come on. We change. He's a change person
I'm a change man. I don't think that work
Wait some more say will I he broke you don't vape will lie on my soul. I don't they've and I haven't picked in five years
Even sex at this point almost yeah, I don't baby there. I don't baby
No, I need a other
Well, I love you. I don't baby
Okay, okay, I love you. Have I ever been in my life? Maybe but I don't think right now
Okay, I can figure that out. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine.
Wait, what is this?
Who is this?
What is this?
Oklahoma beats Bama.
Wait, what is this?
Hi guys, I'm here to talk about
What the? Is that?
I don't know who this is.
Okay, so it's like what?
Like 10 years ago, you're still doing these cockcams?
Losing to the rake 11.
Have you ever changed your camera ability?
Oh, no, this is okay.
I'm going to be honest with you, this is me.
This is me.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about college football here.
Uh.
Say, you're one of the best.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Most people watch drop and kill.
Yeah, you know, and people will try to sell as a bandwagon
for, you know, supporting the bucks.
But, you know, Chad, this is like OG bucks.
Three.
I missed the point.
Eight.
Go, wait.
You could just watch.
No, wait.
Where's that high school?
We?
Which high school? Which high school? Whoa, whoa.
Wait, oh, you're a gentleman here, Jesse.
Bad Jersey, so...
Wait, high-fives, what are... Yo, high-fives, please stop.
Wait, Muda, stop.
We actually lived within 15 or 20 minutes of each other on our own.
Bust!
We lived so close to each other.
Wait, what school did you go to?
What I know it? What I know?
Don't say it, don't say it.
I'll type it in the chat. Don't leak.
Alright, go now.
If I know it, yes, I know it.
I know it.
I know it.
Yeah, yeah.
Moira, did you leave?
Oh, it's OK.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's not the end of the world.
Oh.
No, I'm from the big tarp, though, like basically, yeah, tarp and springs, rough streets.
You know what I'm saying?
Rough.
Yeah, yeah.
I had a lot of nights where I would hear gum shots outside of my house and I'd get
in the...
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, hi guys, can we get a picture of a tarpon spring?
No, no, no, no
The thing is like here's the thing about tarpon spring Sakura is like it's really rough out there. You know what I'm saying
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Basically, yeah, yeah, that's pretty yeah, that's where the aquarium is I've been there a hundred times
These are the pictures that like people send though because it doesn't show the dark sides of it, bro
I was in the rough shit, and I'm just happy I made it out. I'm happy I made it out
Weston Detroit. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Target Springs is like the top five deadliest places ever. Yes
Yeah, I'm not allowed. This is like a jolly ass city. I don't know why I see a jolly ass. No, it's really dead.
Oh my god, did you ever go to Hellas, the bakery and restaurant?
Uh, yes, I made it around there after I was doing gang after I was doing oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course
Yes, after I was done with gang violence, I went to the great place yes
And have a year
Total crime index a hundred is the safest I don't 20% of these
Oh my god.
That is so funny. That's so funny.
Okay, you guys are ready to go into virtual reality or what?
Yeah.
Are you guys going to get VR headset too?
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Yeah, I already have my VR headset, but I'm waiting for Jason to get his.
Okay, yes.
I'm going to get W first.
Better if you both get it. Yeah, W friend, yeah, honestly.
You guys are going to experience first together.
Yes.
Yay!
Alright, let's get in here, let's get in here, let's get in here, let's get in here,
let's get in here.
Whoa, what is this?
Nick Zephyr Hill's match one.
I don't know what that is either.
Hey, that's out!
Up and out!
Pull up!
Oh, wait, we need this one.
I have to do this one.
Yeah!
Oh my god.
I hear these are my high-fives that's putting in a lot of blasts today.
Is there a reason?
Oh my god.
Yo high-fives, what is this, bro?
I don't know who that kid is.
Luckily, there's no one to embarrass us for baby pictures and stuff like that.
I mean, I was cute, so...
Yeah.
I was like a little guy, so it's okay.
I'm not worried about it.
Not that you guys aren't cute.
Ladies, what surprises do you have for us tonight?
We have a bunch of really fun places to go.
We have about eight different places that we can go to.
We have a lot we can explore today.
We can try and do them all in a little bit,
but we just want you to experience what VRChat has to offer
other than getting in cages.
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, I'm gonna go to get some water. Okay
I so
This is very soothing oh
Wow the music is so kind here
What in the harm caramel
Wait, somebody needs help.
He needs my help.
So wait, how do we join again?
I forget.
The invites or something?
Yeah, we invite you.
I'll send you.
Lady, hey buddy, I just wanted to say I missed you.
It's been a while.
You've missed me.
No.
Okay.
Yeah, it's been a bit.
Yeah? I missed you too, Rita.
So Karad is one to say, I missed you too.
I missed you too. I was really looking forward to today.
Really, God.
Ladies, I don't know. Oh, Jesus.
What's the matter? Is it okay? Are you guys nervous?
I'm just excited. I mean, Bunny, I just get nervous around you no matter what. It's crazy.
You still put butterflies in my stomach after two weeks of knowing me, it's crazy.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Oh, did you guys find me?
Okay, I'm in here.
Yeah, yeah, I sent you both invites.
Ah, let's see here.
Oh, beautiful.
Fantabulous.
Let me see what, let me see, what are you saying, fantabulous of all?
Let me see.
Oh, no, I'm just joining, I'm joining, I just got the invite, I'm headed in.
I haven't got in there yet.
So guys, we got some dates planned out today.
Yeah, yeah, we have a couple places we'll take you.
Maybe even something a little scary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, cool.
All right.
Do you want to mute in?
I'll mute in Discord.
All right.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, can you guys hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you OK.
Wait a minute.
I'm pissed.
It's fun.
Oi! I'm pissed! You got banned?
You got banned?
Are you Neon?
I am Neon.
Who's Bunny?
Gotta go!
Wait, who's Mura? Mura!
Uh...
Mura, what's with your date, man? Look at what she's wearing.
She's Neon.
I'm literally a little star shark right now.
I mean, I didn't know I didn't know I was gonna be reminded of being banned on Valorant. I don't know
Wait, so is this high-vives who stayed here? Let's get the high-vives in here. Oh, hello
Oh
She
She's like my high-vives. She's like the equivalent of my high-vives. She helps me out
So she's just gonna help out today. So you're not interested in a nice young man about to name a high-vives
I want to say, you look very good today, respectfully though, respectfully, respectfully.
You know, buddy is mine, buddy is mine.
Oh my gosh, Vita!
Hi!
How are you?
Hey, Sakura, nice to see you again.
Good to see you.
How are you doing?
Are you okay?
I'm doing amazing.
I'm doing great.
I'm doing great, you know what I'm saying?
Where are we right now?
You look so good.
I'm funny.
I don't know.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Give me a hug.
Very pretty, very pretty, yes.
That smells good.
What is that?
Are you on a grandeur?
Yes, I'm on a grandeur.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course I remember. Of course I remember.
So what am I looking at?
Can you uh...
I really like this outfit, but I know I actually
genuinely from the bottom of my heart
I like this. This looks very cute.
This looks very cute.
This looks very cute.
Can you give us a 360?
Can you give us a 360?
Oh, of course, of course.
You okay there? Are you alright? Sorry, I'm bad guys. Oh, yeah, but we've got to get
the hive mind in here, I think. I mean, I don't know how you do it, but you just look
more beautiful every single day. It's crazy, seriously.
Oh, stop it. You look more... better, you know?
I like your tattoos, by the way. I don't know. I feel like I don't even know what's going on.
Thank you for having me on yet.
She's watching on and on and on and on.
Oh, what does that say on your name, Jinxie? I heart Johnson.
Who's Johnson?
Yes.
Oh!
Johnson is, um, my friend.
Okay, okay, I mean no time. It's my penis. I heard a little Johnson's name too.
EEEE
OOOOOOO
What was your problem, Zon?
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Alright, well we have a couple places that are very good at it.
Alright, hold on buddy, I can't, buddy, I'm like so good!
Buddy, somebody, somebody, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You know ladies, I can't wait to see y'all in VR, Gen, like Gen, but I'm, I just can't, right?
Oh, wait for you guys to be in VR. This is gonna be so fun.
You're gonna be in VR too, right?
Yes, I'm giving it a headshot. I'm giving it a headshot.
It's a whole new experience. Like, really? You think desktop is like fun and stuff, but when you get in VR, you're like fully immersed in that shit.
So, like, for example, if I were to hug you, buddy, and I have the VR goggles on, like, would I see the tautas like bounce in my face?
Oh, yeah. Secondly.
You have really good recoil mechanics.
uh
You're in the thighs they've got real to life thigh jiggle these are sculpted to be the same size as my eye
All right, so what have we got playing on me? Yeah ladies. So yeah show us
So we can go to an arcade today, maybe a water place.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, we've also got potentially some athletic activities.
Maybe some HUD and speak, and then maybe something spooky,
and then maybe a surprise ending depending on how you guys are feeling at the end of the day.
No, I'm not that I mean.
Yeah, that sounds good.
That sounds pretty good.
Did I say I like your hair today, Bunny?
Bunny, I really like how you have your hair today.
Thank you, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I really like how your nose is looking today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, Bunny.
After you, after you, my love.
After you, my love.
Okay.
this game is fucking amazing this game is amazing
It's an arcade chat.
Chat.
Do I have good Riz?
Yes or no, Chat.
Do I have good Riz?
Thank you.
Yeah.
We picked out something just for you today.
Wanted to wait something for you.
Oh, ladies, it's raining.
It's such mess and blue here.
Ladies, it's raining.
We should hurry up.
What's going on?
I'm getting wet.
That's amazing.
OK, guys.
We're getting wet.
We're here.
Hi.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Everyone, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Come on, buddy.
Let's go, come on, I'll protect you, let's go.
Whoa, whoa.
Are these bongs?
Yeah, we can play pool.
Are they bongs?
Yeah.
Yeah, they are.
I think there's beer, too.
Oh!
Oh my god, there is beer.
Can I interest anyone in a glass?
Oh, I don't think it's open.
Oh, let's see.
Can you get back there?
Yeah, over here.
So, let me see here.
I should just get some water.
Wait, I don't know where the beer is.
Some water would be nice, actually.
Straight from the top?
Hey, buddy, I got you a water, buddy.
what the fuck oh my god
whoa whoa whoa where's buddy yeah buddy where are you wait guys we should play
like a game or something you know what I'm saying do y'all want to play a pool
We should play pool we were gonna play the one time but it didn't work.
Yeah, yeah down down down.
I'm down for that.
Where's my baby? Baby? Hello? Baby? Hello?
Bunny?
Wait is there a way I could get my own capital or not?
Hello?
How do I turn on streamer mode?
So, how do I turn on streamer mode?
Fuck, do I need job work?
No, I want to chudge anyway.
Oh my god, there's a VIP room.
Oh my god, but we can sit in like, oh my god, is that like a sex room, what is that,
oh my god.
I gotta do this for VR, we gotta save that for VR, oh wow, there's a lot of us, so wow,
a lot of things we can win. Bro, there's so much stuff in here. It's him again! Oh my
Oh my god!
It's him!
It's him!
Wait, so like, we can like...
I see, I see.
Ah, don't worry about it.
It's a bit of a look.
Luda?
Luda?
What is this?
Wait, it's Green Hills on!
Green Hills on!
What's this?
Yeah, I love Sonic.
I know everyone hates it, but Loki, I'm a big fan of Sonic 4.
It's like the least favorite Sonic game, but I really like it. It's got really good music
Yeah, yeah, I was a big fan of what you're McCartney
I
Was a big fan of Mario Kart, you know what I'm saying?
Lot of Mario
Who did you know about that playing?
Who did you know about that?
In Mario Kart, I liked Boo, the ghost, and I liked Wario, I liked his sound cues, Waluigi.
I don't know yet.
I don't like to like stride bones or toad, but I also like King Boo as well.
Good choices.
Yes, yes, yes.
Who did you play?
Let me check.
I don't know I feel like I feel like I don't know I feel like I'm third wheeling right now
But how's her date? How are your dates going?
It's going great I missed him so much
Yeah, yeah, let's do another hug you know what I'm saying I need a hug right now
Yeah, hold on there we go
Oh yeah, yeah, wait hold on let's see
Yup
So cute.
Whoa.
Wow.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
This is pretty interesting.
It's a pretty cool name right here.
Yes. Next time I'm going to get a headset.
Next time I'm going to get a headset,
I'm going to have my own avatar.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Next time I'm going to get a headset, I'm going to have my own avatar.
You're going to get these guys are pretty cool.
Yeah, I'll be able to find something
or make something for sure.
because I think that would be really awesome.
I'm really looking forward to it.
There's so many good worlds that I'd love to stay,
that are so much better in VR.
Like you could have like CS maps,
or there's probably R6 maps that you'd be inside of
in VR chat.
What?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, I wanted to take you to,
there's a really nice CS map I found today.
And then I guess I'm just gonna go fuck myself.
Like what do I even do about...
I get this much in my baby NPR.
Okay, move to everything, okay?
Move to everything.
Okay, man.
Are you here, dude?
Oh, you're like floating.
Guys, I just wanna, like, where's my date?
How do I always manage to end up being like,
KUK in this scenario, always?
I don't know.
I think you're PC-class.
Well, I'll talk to you for now.
Hey, what did you say your name was?
So she doesn't talk huh? She doesn't talk?
You never talk huh?
No.
Hey so I don't know where Bunny is but would you mind giving me a tour from this place
me and you while Jixi uh stays with Sakura?
Oh Bunny's joining.
Oh, then he's joining in.
But he's joining, yes.
Oh, there you go.
But he's joining, yes.
OK, so it's the arcade game.
Yeah.
Nice.
So it's the arcade, the joystick.
I like your nails, by the way.
The arcade's really nice.
What's your favorite arcade game?
They're very nice.
They're very nice.
What are those, almonds?
Are those almonds?
Favorite arcade game of all time.
Maybe Pac-Man?
Pac-Man's Go-Dead?
Mm-hmm.
That's a good one.
I think my favorite is Tetris.
and this is all what is this we go to this game called this is all
is this
all I know it's time but but your feet not hurt in those heels
now they are hurt now
now you got used to it
Alright, so what else is there? What else is there?
No, only some of the games. There's the sweet game, the fruit.
Wow, wait, I think I know what this is. This is like the luck game where you just pull.
So, I'm going to put the super game in here.
Bunny, where have you been?
No, she is just showing me around while you are gone.
I'm so sorry, you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm back now.
I'm... I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop.
Guys, we are gonna do the pool game that we shared with them, you know what I'm saying?
Oh yeah, let's do it.
Buddy, were you in the sun today?
In the sun? Oh, am I sunburnt a little bit?
Why are you even looking at that dude?
I'm not I'm just asking is my face good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who else? Oh, wait, look what you're doing
So how are you here?
My pajamas for two miles of my little legs just so I could tell you that you're about to sell your soul to demonesses
You will destroy your lives in an endless
Oh!
Shud, what are you doing here?
Shud, you don't want to hang out in the arcade, bro?
Well, I kind of do.
I like DDR a lot, but I got a little leg, so I can't really touch all the buttons.
It's okay, it's okay.
Shud, I'm glad you showed up, man.
I thought I was gonna see you again, dude.
Well, you see me every day.
I'm a Big Dick Plumber 667 in your chat.
Two, three, seven, eighty-four months.
That's your name, Big Dick Plumber.
oh my god okay okay family name oh my god we'll try to bro uh you know we're on a date bro if you
want to like sit real or something oh hey it's okay i don't need to be doing all that i just came
to pass out a warning to you my streamer and my streamer's boyfriend i wanted to tell you guys
i received a message from god he warned me that if you continue down this path it'll only bring
You ruin this destruction
Behold
Watch me!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Nooo!
Sorry
I can't see!
How did you do that?
I can't see!
I can't flash back between my butt cheeks every day
In case I get hurt
Or someone attacks me
I got big ones as you can see
Holy
What the heck?
What the heck?
What the heck?
The bush is very long
Oh, but...
The thing is, everything is under control, Chad. It's a great night, man. Everything is under control.
You're sure these...
Yeah, man!
Haven't done anything terrible to you?
No, I mean, my...
No, no, no!
I didn't promise!
You know, these girls have been nothing but nice and very showing and caring and patient with us, Chad.
Okay, if you're sure, I guess you're not gonna hurt him, are you?
I promise.
No.
Hand on my heart.
I promise.
Put your hand in my hand and shake on it.
Promise me you'll never hurt my streamers.
I grab your hand.
I promise.
Oh my god.
Chide!
Chide!
Chide!
Chide!
Chide!
Chide!
Chide!
I just wanted to let you know that I'm praying to God that this doesn't ruin your life.
Mooda, well, I mean, it's like half and half.
I think you're pretty much fucked about it, what you do, but, you know, I think you could still survive.
Like what?!
Thank you, Chad.
Hey, thank you, bro.
Thank you.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Why am I more fucked than Jinxie?
I think you suffer from porniculus.
It's a curse.
It means that no matter what you do, your penis will always be attracted to the worst possible
thing that'll ruin your life.
Oh my god, there's no cure for that.
I thought it's not, is there no?
It's actually terminal.
Oh god.
Oh, sorry.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, yes, Chud, you're probably right, bro.
You're probably right.
Mooda probably is fucked.
You can still be saved, even though he's definitely
fucked forever, gonna die a horrible death.
But you can still be saved.
Yes, bro.
Yes, man.
Look, I hope these are the women that are right for you.
Hopefully.
I'm now going to return back to God.
All right, show us how to see you.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
I don't understand how he's doing that.
I don't understand how he's doing any of that.
I don't know how he's doing that.
Please.
Yeah, I don't know how he did that. Do you want to play pool?
Yeah, let's play pool.
Let's play pool.
Let's play pool.
Here, go ahead and play your off four, buddy.
All right, there you go, and then yeah, all right, let's play. How do we set the game?
Did you see
We'll break first. Yeah, we'll break first, you know
Whoa, whoa
Wait, so how do I shoot our?
We gotta figure it out wait my
Yeah
My ass is in the way what wait I left the game
Yeah, you guys
I'm sorry, bro. All right, join up. We're here by the
I
Go ahead wait
Whose break is it? So how do we start the game?
There's a play button. I
Don't see the play button. I think you see us to press the play button. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna serve
Yeah, I missed everything!
Oh my god.
I think it's your guys turn now.
Shice!
I missed everything.
Fuck!
Yeah, do you want to?
I think it's my turn.
Alright, here.
Do you want me to help you?
Do you want me to help you?
Do you want me to help you?
Do you want me to help you?
Do you want me to help you?
Yeah, of course.
Do you want me to help you?
I'm just going.
Do you think?
Thanks.
Thanks.
And then we're gonna get all the balls in there. Oh, this is really hot
I want to know working
Get anything I get any
Did you guys score I think I know I think I I think I know it. Oh, yeah
I got it. I got it. I got a blue one in what if you not on yourself
My dad, you wanna keep helping me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll help you, I'll help you, I'll help you, I'll help you.
Alright, alright.
Yeah, yeah, there, just hold my, yeah, there you go, there you go, yeah.
Okay.
Uh, I missed.
No, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
There's a pole in my hand.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, so you missed, right?
It's your turn, it's your turn.
Yeah.
Uh, you want the pole? Here.
Yeah, can you let go of it? I think you're like holding onto it.
Oh, there we go. Thank you. All right.
Hey, Jixie, you should help her. Jixie, you should help her. Jixie, Jixie, you should help her.
I'll set you up again.
Are we Stripes?
Uh, um, are we?
Are we?
I think, I think, are we Stripes?
What did you hit on?
You know?
I thought the blue one's in.
Oh, yeah, we're Stripes.
Stripes.
We're Stripes.
Yeah, soccer, but that's a good angle.
That right there.
Yep, perfect.
Okay, I got one in.
You did?
Yeah, I got one, I got one, I got one.
Oh yeah!
Wow!
Good shot!
Good shot!
Wow!
That's something I'm gonna do a little high to do, but I just need a little more support,
okay?
Yep.
Well, thank you, thank you.
No worries, no worries, no worries.
Whoa.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh my god, so you guys are shooting blue?
Yeah, I like shooting blue.
So you guys are blue.
And we're on red?
Yeah.
No, we're on blue.
Oh, we're on blue, okay.
Yeah, we're blue.
We need some help here.
Oh, this is very good.
This is very good.
I need some help here.
This is very challenging.
Can you do it?
I mean, I don't know.
What ball do I even go for?
Oh, I know, I know.
I'll go for this one.
Which one?
The rest of them.
I think it's your turn long nose yeah he's lining up he's got it he's done it
um you got the white bullet and today it's alright guys I'll get the I'll get the
I think it's your guys turn now.
You can also move the cue ball too.
Alright, hold it up.
Move the cue ball.
Buddy, I'm sorry.
Buddy, I'm sorry.
I didn't, I never, you know, I'm new to this, so, you know, next time.
No, you're fine.
Next time.
I really want to win, you know, I really really want to win so
Put it right here
Is it Kara?
Like two orange ones
I'll make it
I don't think it'll let me because you've got it
Oh okay I got it, I'll just score this don't worry
I got it, I got it
Don't you want to make it
Oh there we go
The world music's like crazy
What am I aiming at?
Fuck
Fuck
I'm sticking my hand!
I do!
You too, you too!
Brother, how do I...
No, just press play!
Oh wait, it's our turn!
That's why!
Oh, is it?
Yeah, yeah, it's letting me move the ball while I'm moving the ball.
Oh, okay.
Move the ball then.
Yeah, I move my balls.
Alright.
Okay, thank you for moving your balls.
Alright, let me get this one in.
Oh, and there we go, oh, oh shit, I got one in, all right.
Good girl, good girl, good shot, all's nice shot, all's nice shot.
Thank you, thank you.
Sorry, oh, but I got the wine bowl in, fuck.
It's okay baby, it's okay, it's okay, you still did good, you still did good, you still did good.
Thank you, thank you baby.
How's your day been today?
My day has been good.
My day is good.
I didn't get banned on Valorant, but I'm here with you now.
You make me forget about everything when I'm with you.
I'm just at the present moment.
Thank you.
How did you do today?
Easy shot for you.
I'm a workout, but just dance a little bit.
I'm here with you.
You know, we should have a, you know, when I, when I get that VR, I want to dance.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I, I, I will teach you all the dances and I'll even give you a dance, but it has to be within TOS, right?
But it was safe.
Yeah.
That's not a bad idea.
Another one.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to show you my dance.
Oh, my God, why don't you show me any dance you want?
Let me take another one.
What?
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Okay, I'm watching, I'm watching.
What?
Oh, I'm doing another one.
Oh, I'm so good at ganging.
Yeah, I can make another one.
Oh.
What?
Wait, buddy, if I get one in, can I get a kiss too?
When I get one in, can I get one in?
Can I get a kiss?
Of course.
You can get more than a kiss if you want.
I can't see because of my big fucking character, fuck hold up one second, fuck hold up, alright
watch this, you're gonna want to watch this one Sakura.
No don't watch, don't watch.
I do not see, I do not see until your turn.
Alright, alright, it's, it's uh, it might be your turn, actually.
Is it?
Is it?
Which one should I get in?
Yeah, I get to do it.
Is it your turn?
Yeah, yeah, it's my turn, yeah.
Oh, I wish one you should get in.
I don't know, but anyone who got, I'll um, I don't know, I'll um, what do you want?
I'll do anything you want me to do if you get to say.
You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, I'm just teasing you.
I'm just teasing you.
You can tease me when you want.
It's okay.
Are your arms hurt?
Okay, uh, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, Bunny, is it bad?
Sorry, sorry, I'm just gonna get you so flustered.
I'm my bad, my bad.
I don't even know, I'm just, there's just so much emotions.
There's just so much emotions.
There really is just so much emotions.
There really is just so much in our hands.
Yeah, we're good for one and all.
For that one.
The corner, the corner. Like the left one.
There, there, there.
Okay.
Like this?
Hey buddy, do you-
They have like three bowls.
No, once my, I mean we have four, it's not too much.
They're gonna score that one, but...
Hey, JX, you really should try to...
Yay!
Good boy!
Good boy!
Good boy!
Good boy!
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna make another one.
Another one!
One!
Step up your game, baby!
Come on!
I've never won an entire game.
I've never won an entire game.
I would have met people.
no really thank god
okay all right it's time to show you it's time
easy right let me uh...
all we have to do at the moment
i'm gonna put some balls so much better than moota
where's uh... grab me take this
very good boy
Hey, is everything okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
I believe in you.
I mean, is it just me or do you guys not have any guidelines?
Why is it so fucking dark?
I don't have fucking guidelines for shit.
What?
Cute.
I've never noticed this before.
How do I, like, up my brightness?
Is it up my brightness?
I think it's the middle gear solid or the solid popper.
is it too dark for you it's fucking black for silent hell too dark
oh i see i see yes yes i know that
um
is it a little different than desktop mode is it your guys that start i think
what do i fucking do like i mean i it's not your turn
yeah but what am i supposed to do i think you just had your turn but um
You accidentally put the white ball in or you didn't hit it and then it's not your turn anymore so now it's their turn
What?
And then they're gonna move the white ball and they're gonna win
Wait what do you mean I didn't do anything
I don't know you picked up to the pole and then I don't know
What thank you
No
What the fuck
Yeah, I do. It's a really thing. Easy to use.
Yeah, I think it's a turn. I think we're done for a minute.
There is no way. Yes.
Thank you. Yo, yo, yo, yo.
You've been on a winning streak lately. What the hell?
I mean, I... Okay.
We're like, Miss Kuchal, we're gonna win. Come on.
Apparently, it's not my turn.
Yes, that's my turn.
How?
Yeah, we can even move the cue ball.
I think you should make the game winner.
You know I think you should make the game winner.
Okay.
If I miss this, it's gonna be so sad.
No, it's not gonna be sad.
Alright, give me your paw.
Okay.
How do you...
I gotta get it in?
Drop it, let me drop it.
You gotta drop it, my paw.
Wait, let me take my paw.
Just a minute, it's okay.
I don't know, you have to drop it.
I don't know, is it Q or something? R?
I don't know.
You know what I'm talking about?
Oh my god.
I think it's only fair.
Maybe I could just score it.
I think it's only fair if you mess this up.
Because I didn't have a turn.
Skip my turn.
You're right, Mood. I'm going to mess it up.
Thank you. Go for it.
Good game, guys.
J-Z!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Can I get a hug buddy? I swear to God, buddy. Yeah, buddy.
Okay, let's go to the water park, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, let's go to the water park
today. I mean, Jesus. I think she crashed again. Again? Oh, no. It's okay. You could
I'm just sitting in a corner and drip my fucking dick off.
Yeah, nice.
I'm sure you'll go over here.
So let's uh...
I mean we can go to the next place and she can request off me and join okay
sounds good yeah yeah okay let's go let's go let's go let's go yeah you really
have to go that hard I mean you didn't really have to do that but I mean
it's all good what do you want me to say bro I'm just not really good at uh pool
yeah you're good with your pool
part is behind you
oh my god
like why is my girl keep crashing
my god at least you know what bro
at least we have a fucking water park to go to bro like
Like you can't fuck a water park up, you know, I get to see my girl basically naked. So, you know, it's
Honestly
This is gonna be the fun part of all
Oh water pumps
Do you got a bathing suit for the water park?
I do
Okay, yeah take a time take a time yeah
Hey me and Jinx you're gonna go and uh just go up a little bit you can get changed you can get changed
So fucking lucky this is so that's lucky son of a fucking bitch fuck this guy. Hey, what's going on Jinx here? Oh
What's up, bro? Everything okay?
I don't know, I swear to f- like where's my girl bro, you know, like I feel like my date's going pretty good, but she just fucking keeps coming out on me bro.
Yeah bro, I don't know, I don't know. You hide mine, do you want to join the water park or no? Bro, I don't know man, I think your date is just having internet issues, but my date's going fine bro, you can always just watch.
just watch I can always just watch huh I can always just watch Jixi yeah I'm sorry
bro bro wait we can actually go all the way up here chat one doesn't work by the
way one doesn't work
What did you see, a naked?
No, no, no, we don't want to look at the bikini.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is nice.
There's like a race.
Bro, this is sick.
There's like a lazy river.
There's like a cheap river.
Oh, my God.
Oh, this is like a peak date, bro.
This is, this is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
This is gonna be good.
Wait, we can take the beer and get drinks, too.
Wait, does it work if we use these, too?
to yes bro oh my god oh my god
but it's like tarpon springs like this
looks like my dude he's not saying my
hood like you grew up in the fucking
trap with King Vaughn
Oh my, let's go get holy shit, bro, jimsy bro
Bro, jimsy, god damn, the other, the other girl she's with is monkey, like, god
Oh, buddy's here
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my PC, literally it just shits itself, anyways
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm just happy you're here buddy, how are you?
I'm good! Oh, I'm at the water park! Oh, wow!
Oh, should I put on my bikini?
Yes. It's a bikini time!
Okay, go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go ahead. Go to the changing room and come back.
Go to the changing room, Josh.
Oh my God.
You know, just get out of the talk with me for a second, bro, please.
Yeah.
What is this thing, bro?
Jixi, please?
Yo, yo, this is actually me.
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, can I be honest?
Wallah here, I'm not even lying.
I popped a honey packet last night and I think it's still in my system because, bro, looking at Bunny has me bricked up right now, bro.
I'm bricked.
Like hard you pop the honey, bro. I never did one of those. Yo, bro. Listen next time we do VR stream
I'm gonna have a headset and I'll pop a honey pack. So I might just have like a tent. Yeah, bro
I'm not gonna lie about it. Yeah, bro. Listen, bro on everything. I love bro
I have been bricked probably twice tonight after we got to the water park and jump to four bro. Listen
This is the best spot. We've ever been
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, let's go buddy after you my love
Ladies they don't don't go too fast ladies ladies don't go
Wow, look at these. Where is this? Are we in like, are we in like tarpon springs right
now?
Yeah, I think we're at a water park or something. I don't know where we are.
Hey!
Oh my god!
Let's go to Highlight's work manager.
Oh, the park manager!
Give us the instructions.
Yeah, give us the instructions.
Yep, yep, it's just one at a time.
One at a time, make sure nobody goes down in a pack.
If you go down in a pack, you will die.
Okay?
Okay.
Yes.
Yes, me, God.
Yeah.
Hey, sir, hi, guys.
Is it possible I could carry my date down?
Just me and my date?
Sure.
Yeah, I know, it's scary.
Yeah!
This is your slag.
Yeah, it's your slag.
You guys go first.
Buddy, move.
You guys go first.
All right, yeah, buddy, cover it.
Buddy, cover it.
All right, move it on your lap.
BUDDY!
BUDDY!
BUDDY, ARE YOU GOOOOO-
Oh my god!
What's the matter?
I- I went down on my side, I was scared, but now I'm around you and you're here!
You're here!
I rubbed my legs around your body.
You're holding me on, my life saver!
Bunny, come on. Thank you for saving me. Bunny, you know, like, you're so big and strong, man.
Bunny, you know, Bunny, you, I, I, come on girl, you know I'm always, you know I'll always be here for you, Bunny, you know I'll always be here for you.
Aww!
Don't do it.
Oh, that's a good one. This is kind of dangerous. What is happening?
I'm just showing my legs around her because, you know, she's making me float.
You know?
We should go to the bar first, bro, before we do any of these slides, no?
I agree.
I agree.
We should go to the bar, and I think we should just end in the, like, lazy river and go there
and have some water on top.
Down.
So down.
So down.
Here, buddy.
Come here.
What do you want, baby?
Go to the bar.
I'm telling you.
Come here, baby.
Oh, it's a whole bar here.
Oh, it's a good swimmer bar.
That's cute.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, where's high fives?
Where's high fives?
Where's high fives?
Where's high fives?
Everyone take a seat.
Where's high fives?
I'm sure he'll make it.
I don't know.
You're gonna have to give him time.
Yeah, I don't know.
We're gonna stay out here.
Hey, buddy.
Come here.
Come here.
You can sit on my-
Oh, hi, hi.
AHHHHHH
MMMMMMMMMMMM
Thank you
No, it's okay
I'm just scared by the white
MMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MOVED UP
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Hi buddy, how are you, buddy want to sit on my lap?
Come here, come closer
Oh thank you, we're the fanboys, thank you
Oh, thank you
You're welcome
Buddy, you can come sit over there like, I'll check you all my love
Oh, thank you
Wanna cheers?
Yes cheers.
Click it?
Thank you.
Cute.
Mmmmm.
Buddy can you believe it?
Mmmmm.
Can I try yours?
Hi buddy.
Yes of course.
Yes take it, take it.
You should first have been looking at me.
What?
I am!
Oh my god.
What?
No no no.
She put it in my face.
She's not like that.
Strawberry lemonade.
Yeah.
You thirsty?
Yeah.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I'm thirsty.
I heard you want to get married, isn't that right?
I mean, we do have to do that one day, Bunny. Bunny, we do have to do that.
Yeah, okay. Maybe the VR experience.
Wow.
We're having a high-fives.
I don't know what happened to high-fives. What happened to high-fives? Just give me one blunt knee.
Yeah?
I don't want anybody to look at me like that.
Is he okay?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
Shall we grab our drinks and go on the lazy river or do you all want to go on one more ride?
Wait, is there another slide?
I don't know.
This is the first time I've been to this park.
I like your nails.
Can I take a look at your nails again?
Wow chrome heart nails never seen that before but it's yeah good for like you
know scratching back or I give you nice head massages maybe you could run your
fingers through my hair while I give you
I think you should get like one on one time in the lazy river and then I should get like
one on one time in the lazy river.
So I think like, they're going to like-
No, no, no. Why don't you guys go in front and then we'll follow behind you guys about 30 seconds behind you guys.
Yes, yes, that's what I mean, that's what I mean.
Okay, go, go, go. Get on first, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow.
Okay.
Hey, hey ladies. Hey ladies.
Yep, um, yeah.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
What the hell?
Harry Dura! Harry Dura!
Holy shit, wait he's cracked!
Sakura, basically you're gonna go into Lazy River and then like 30 seconds later, Luda and Buddy are gonna go into Lazy River so we can just get like a long time, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, Buddy, is that something to do with you?
Yeah, Buddy, what up?
Yeah.
Hey Buddy, I hear you grab this donut, send this donut one so I can eat you here.
This one.
Okay, alright.
You can clean it up as well.
I don't fucking know, I don't even know what I'm going to do now.
Am I too much?
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you when I have my VR. I generally don't even understand anymore.
Tell me if I'm doing too much by the way, because I don't want you to feel uncomfortable or anything.
I'm gonna go this donut so maybe you could eat me later too, you know?
Let's go. Alright, grab your donut. Get in there.
Yeah, nice.
Here, wait, let me fix it for you.
There you go.
Oh no!
I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, come here.
Replays the five gift that I love you!
He's shooting with the twenty gift that I love you!
Actually, yeah, I love that idea.
Come here, please.
Okay, okay.
Come on, come on.
I'm coming on you.
Oh fuck me bro.
Hey, you're not really, you're not with me by the way, you're like very far away from
me.
Oh, am I?
Yeah, you gotta come closer, you gotta come closer.
Here?
No, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more,
more, more, more, more, right side now, right side, right side, right side.
Oh my God, I'm not laying down yet.
Wait, what is happening?
Where are you?
You're you're like here. I'm gonna come see you. How about that here? I'm gonna come see you. Yeah, you come see you come to me
There you go. There you go. There you go. Yeah
Good job. Good job. Good job. Oh
Look at this look at this look at this, uh,
Wow, this is beautiful isn't it? Oh my god
There I have a question you're gonna steal like me after I eat a spider
you ate a spider I'm going to today you're gonna eat a spider I'm gonna eat a
spider today what let's have a spider yeah it's a
a tarantula, but it's already dead.
Oh, you're eating a tarantula!
I said no!
Ewww!
No, I know it!
What's the fuck?
I don't want to do it, trust me, I do not want to do it.
Aren't they like, this guy helped?
I don't want to do it, it's so bad.
No, it's already like dead, and like, it's like, you know, like, there's crickets you can eat
that are like, barbecue flavored?
Bro, I don't know that.
Why would you in the fucking right mind eat a fucking
Because it was a goal!
Oh my god
Have you done the one hot chip challenge before?
I have it with me right now but I eat it soon
Oh you have it?
Yeah I have it
Are you gonna eat it or are you gonna eat it?
I have no idea when, I don't even know, sometime this week
Have you ever done it before?
I've had a hot chip once in my life, yeah I think I literally call the cops, but
What? You called the cops?
I called the cops, but I was having a panic attack. I thought I was gonna die.
Oh my god, really?
Yeah, I was gonna chip it out. That was the hardest thing I've ever had in my life.
What the fuck?
But now you got me in your life, so I can do the hardest thing in your life now.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, buddy, yes, yes, yes, buddy, yes.
Buddy, so why don't you, uh, buddy, I don't know, you look, you look pretty, you look
pretty good.
Aw, thank you.
I like when you get all flustered.
It's very cute.
Yeah.
And you're very, you're very amazing.
You're very funny and you're very easy to talk to.
I like spending every moment with you.
You're great.
Wow.
You just keep being you, you know.
i'm glad
i'm glad you feel that way because
after that same way with you too
and uh... i like when you tell me
i like when you tell me things like you know you're eating chalange list
because
when they're right fucking with someone that they're not comfortable with
so uh...
you know i'm glad you thought that
i know exactly exactly that
um...
oh i hate them
hi boys what the fuck are you doing
Oh my god!
High-fives, what the fuck!
Do you want to take a photo?
Yeah let's go take a photo
Are you good baby?
Are you good baby?
Yeah I'm good, I'm good
Yeah I'm good
Let's do it, let me send it to you, and pull it up on screen.
You guys want to take a photo?
Let's take a photo, and then we can take a group photo.
Yes.
Hey, can y'all take me a picture?
Can y'all take a picture of us?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we put it on the desk or the picture?
Yeah, yeah, I just sent it on the desk.
I can take a picture of you.
Can we?
Oh, why don't they take a picture of us?
What am I here?
OK, OK.
Yeah, I'll just take a picture of you, girl.
Hey, JC, I'll move please.
Let me just take a picture with my beautiful girlfriend here.
Okay, okay.
Cute.
Alright, alright.
Here, let's kiss for this picture.
Let's kiss for this picture.
Let's kiss?
Okay.
Let's kiss.
Please.
And that was chicken girl's birthday.
Can you please? Can you upload that picture to the discord please?
Yeah, it's already up. It's already up. Gotcha.
All right, get a new JC for your second group photo.
Come on. Yes, yes, yes. Wait, let me get here.
Yeah, come over here. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Perfect. All right.
Cheese, cheese, cheese.
Beautiful beautiful beautiful. Let's go to the next location. Let's go let's go.
What the fuck the fucking ants? What happened to you?
Something's going on.
Do you feel good?
Yeah.
Do you feel normal?
No! No! No!
You came out of there?
What's the next problem?
I think you'll be figured out there.
Oh no, it's not here.
Hey, I'll give you mouth to mouth. I'll give you mouth to mouth, I'ma give you mouth.
What?
Get your big nose out of his face, bro.
Let's go.
wait size hide and seek oh my god wait hide and seek yo buddy replace this five
gifts that I love you so much God bless you and Zooten with Bob the 20 gift that
I love you bro God bless you genuinely God bless you a little dark I didn't think
to be the star. Wow hide and seek. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so Jinxie and Muda picked Tiny, picked
Tiny. Okay, we're Tiny. Who's going to be the Seeker? Are you guys going to be the Seeker?
So me, me, Bunny and Mouse, you'll be Seekers. Bunny, I just need Bunny to pick Seeker as
well. How long have you got to hide it? I'm not sure. Wait, are we hiding together, Jinxie?
We should hide together though.
Uh, I don't know.
All right.
Oh wait, what am I doing?
Secrets?
Are you hiding?
I'm hiding.
Yeah.
You want me to speak?
Secrets?
Okay, okay.
So is it bad if we hide together?
I'll hide in secret too if he wants.
Okay, okay.
Jump up!
Jump up!
I can't!
Bro, how about this?
It's okay.
He's hiding anyways, right?
We're all going to hide.
I'm going to hide.
I'm going to hide.
I'm going to hide.
I'm going to hide.
He's hiding anyways, right?
I'll be with the dead, just dead!
I love you, God bless you.
Yeah, you guys got 30 seconds to hide.
Wait, I'm huge.
I'm still happy. I'm still happy.
I've got time to plan both of these.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
What is happening?
There's something I have to tell you.
Is it something I have to tell you?
Is it something I have to tell you?
There are you.
Hmm, I'm gonna find you.
And they don't...
Where did you get her?
I didn't...
And they are you...
Are you just taking me?
What?
Hmm...
Where could he possibly be?
He's in the bathroom?
What is he?
I'm in the bathroom.
Where's my good boy at?
He's in the bathroom?
What is this?
Hmm...
What the hell? What also? I can't find them!
What the hell?
What is this?
What's that? Hi, hi!
What the hell is this?
Hi, thanks! What? Can you open the door?
What is this?
I can't open the door.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hmm?
Why do you guys think you don't like me?
Haha!
What?
Hmm?
I'm not just something you can't do, right?
I'm not, her ass is so fat.
I know.
What the fuck?
I'm not kidding you, please.
Oh, shit.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Oh my god, I think I'm gonna get caught looking in her ass.
Oh my god, no.
I see something over there.
What is that?
Radar, is that you?
No.
Me?
I see something.
What are you doing there?
Stop.
I see you.
Oh god
I see you
Oh my god
Yeah, come here
I see you
Good boy
I found you
Mommy
I found you
Mommy
Gonna be picked up in my hand
Here, crawl in my hand
Oh my god, mommy
Yeah
Oh my god
You're so small
Oh my god
You're actually so tiny
Oh my god.
Can it be a T-Rainies?
Oh my god.
That's a mommy.
There it is.
Hmm.
I found you.
This is the best game.
This is the best one.
This is the best one.
Do you like this game?
Yes, it's my favorite game.
Can you pick me up mommy please?
Of course.
Anyone up here?
Such a good boy.
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
Aww, look at you. You're so tiny.
Am I your good boy?
You are such a good boy.
You're such a good boy.
Oh
Came over
Oh my god, bro diff oxen diff diff oxen with the 20
It's okay, I'm gonna be in Buddha.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Only VR users can be seekers.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, really?
Uh, only people in VR can be seekers.
I didn't know that.
Oh, no worries, no worries.
I can hide it again.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Alright, one more round.
One more round.
One more round.
One more round.
Are you hiding? Yes. Yes. There you go.
Are you guys ready?
Alright, where are we going? Where are we going? Are we hiding? Are we all together?
Yo, over here. Over here.
Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Up here. Up here.
Not anymore?
What happened?
Oh yeah, right, you're not gonna find this.
Blah.
Okay, you're not found behind?
Okay.
Okay, okay.
You need no sign behind?
Alright, go ahead, go ahead.
We don't want much.
Yeah, we don't.
Can I be honest for a second, bro?
Can I be honest for a second?
I don't know if it's the honey I took last night.
I'm pretty, I'm pretty bricked up right now, bro.
I'm pretty bright though.
We look like we're under the couch.
What?
Okay.
Are you gonna play it over here?
You're gonna hide in your phone, right?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hold on.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh, it's the whole thing.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Cat where is it?
hide beyond where is that chat where is hide beyond
Oh
Fall off distance outside volume
Hurry hurry
I have a hide avatars beyond
Shedding this off oh
I just, I don't want to, I want to be caught on purpose.
I don't want to be caught on purpose.
Mommy, I'm here.
Come on, talk to me, oh you're here?
I know where I'm moving at, I'm just gonna go.
Are you behind here?
Okay.
Where?
Where are you?
I think he's up, up top.
Oh, I see him!
Hey!
Hi!
I see you!
Hi!
Oh my god, hi!
Hi!
How are you?
I'm so good, I've found you again!
Mommy, I was scared.
Mommy, I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I was scared.
Mommy, I was scared.
I had to call out for you.
I'm glad you called out for me, baby.
This is the best day of my life.
Jesus.
You have some good hiding places.
Oh, my God.
Hey, you should eat me.
Oh, okay.
um
Did we uh, did we find everyone guys did we find everyone?
I don't know.
Can you get on here?
No.
I'm gonna go.
Yeah.
All right.
I just don't know.
I just...
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna shoot my face.
Oh.
Hi.
JX, where are you?
JX, where are you?
Oh, there's drinking.
It was so funny.
Oh, gosh.
Dang.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
He was under the twiggy.
He was under the twiggy.
Oh, gosh.
Dang.
Yeah.
Yeah, so.
You guys got a lot of fun.
So I have
If we could do boxing, I was thinking I really wanted to do horror today, but it might be
better to wait to do horror until you guys have the headsets, because you guys are really
scared.
No, I would never, I would never, I would never, I would never get scared, by the way.
Oh, Bunny, can I ask this?
Alright.
Okay, so, this is going to do boxing?
What?
Is this going to do boxing?
Yes, yeah, that's...
That's
How do we get back up jc well fucking up we can't fucking get back up can y'all stand up can y'all make the portal down portal down here
JC JC
my god bro where do you keep going bro yo hi guys that girls are gone bro why
are you doing backflips you dumbass
I'm so fucking brick to be my cocks about to fall off my body and grow legs
and run away from me at this point chat I'm gonna be honest like I don't even
fucking know what's happening anymore bro like my you know I was knowing your
hard for so long your head start to hurt. We should low key wait for this.
Boxing! Oh my god.
Oh my god, yeah.
I'm going to put a shirt on there, guys.
Why is this so small?
How about hell?
There's a whole ass boxing ring in here.
What?
Wait, do we need, um, do we need to waste?
Oh, there's spiderman! There's spiderman gloves!
Oh my god. I love spiderman.
Oh, that's cause, that's cause. Nevermind, that's cause.
These are goss. I like these.
Oh, there's spiderman.
Yeah, those are nice.
Oh, shit.
How do I, uh...
Okay, so how do we box? How do we box?
Yeah, do we, do we easily be able to do that?
I think we can be able to do that, no?
I mean, I can still help myself with another option.
I mean, we can always just go back to your place.
That's true.
I can go back to our place.
Yeah.
I have something really fun.
Hold on.
Before we begin.
I have one world that you guys might find interesting.
fun hold on for me again i have one world that you guys might find interesting
interesting i like interesting yeah i like interesting i swear to god i swear to god if
i go in and there's another fucking cage i'm gonna lose my shit if i go back and there's a
fucking cage and I'm gonna be turned into a dog and spanked! I'm gonna lose my mind!
What the fuck is happening?
Oh
My god. Oh wait. Am I big? How do you get big?
Yeah, you come over here if you want to be big bunny and then you guys can look up here.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
You like cake stuff, huh?
Oh!
Oh, don't do it!
Don't pick up the...
Don't pick up the...
Don't do it!
It gets really chipped out as you do it.
Okay.
Look, you're in the van!
Hello!
Hi!
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
Good.
I'm not sure, huh?
No.
Is that a fishing pole? What is that?
Yeah, I think...
Yeah, I think me. I'm gonna lay in bed. I'm gonna lay in bed. I'm gonna lay in bed. I'm gonna lay...
Oh my god, do that to me, do that to me, Mommy! Mommy, do that to me!
Which one? Oh, that... I can think you well.
Do they have extra ones? Do they have extra ones?
Sorry, where's the other one?
Wow, this is insane
Hey, I'm gonna lay in this bed, I'm gonna lay in this bed for you buddy buddy, I'm gonna lay in this bed for you
You're laying this bed for me
I think I'm too big to go in the bed, but I can you know
Yeah, I wish you were in this bed. I wish you were in this bed with me. I wish I was in that bed, too
Yeah, but I'm a bit really big on it.
AHHHHH!
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what's happening.
They have fishy notes on them, they're getting us.
Let it go.
How's it going?
Aw, my dick.
My dick is horrid.
My dick is horrid.
Um, what's up?
What did you say?
Sorry.
Excuse me ladies.
Excuse me.
Where's the bed?
Where'd it go?
No, in here.
Where'd it go?
Where'd he go?
No, in here.
Where'd he go?
What is this?
Air ball.
Hey, ladies, shall we go back to your place?
We can go then.
Ladies, oh my god.
Oh my god, what the fuck!
Hey, we can head back to your guys.
All right, here's my need to respawn.
How do I respawn?
Yes?
Look at the bottom, there'll be a respawn.
OK, there you go.
You're so smart and good at explaining things.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let me see.
Let me see.
Let's take us some rakuzy.
Let's go.
Hi.
maybe no
yeah please please please
but hey do you guys have a new place?
you guys have a new place
yeah we have a new place
we have a new place
we can take you to some cozy
we can just find
can i have a word with the
jingsy jingsy please come here
yeah yeah take your time guys
jingsy i'll come down here
I mean, what do you want to do, what do we want to do, what do we want to do in the back to their place?
I mean, what do you want to do?
I mean, I don't know, dude, I'm so fucking horny right now, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro!
No, bro, we can't crack, bro.
It's like we're streaming, bro.
I don't know, though.
I don't know.
What, your truth or dare?
Alright, guys.
All right guys. Oh my god. Uh, respond, respond.
I don't even understand anymore, Chad. I really don't. I really, really don't, bro. I really, really don't.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
You can run me on.
Bang!
Oh, we're ramming each other.
Yeah, we're ramming each other.
Keep ramming me.
Keep ramming me.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Hey!
Hey!
What?
We're just raining, you tell me, guys?
Yeah, no problem.
So, you know what?
You guys are.
Are you going to check out the inside?
Hey!
All right.
I'm too small.
Me done.
Let's get me done.
Come on, let's get out of the car.
Come on.
Oh my god, buddy.
What?
What are we doing?
What?
I'm...
I...
We gotta get out of here.
Where are they?
Wait, they're over here.
Oh, wow.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies!
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Do y'all mind giving us a tour?
Do y'all mind giving us a tour?
Where are they?
Where are they?
Where are they?
I don't know where they are.
I don't know where they are.
Guys?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god, this is fucking Diddy's Palace?
This is the one.
What is happening?
Where are we?
Probably the one at East.
Sakura, yo, Jinxie, hello?
Come over here.
Come over here.
Come over here.
Where are y'all?
Over here.
Over here.
Yo, can y'all give us a fucking, yo, can y'all give us a tour?
Can y'all give us a tour?
This is where you're going to wear soon.
Look at Quest Headset.
Yeah, I have that.
I have that one.
I already have that one.
Yeah!
Hell yeah!
That's the one you got.
Nice fair.
Whoa.
Nice.
Yo, uh, Jix, ladies, can y'all, ladies, can y'all meet us at the front door to give
us a tour of this place, please?
Yeah.
Please, please, please.
I just need a tour.
I need a tour.
Yeah, check out the house.
Please.
Here, right here.
From the garage, please.
Ladies, from the garage.
From the garage?
All right.
All right.
Well, welcome to our new house.
Yeah.
Welcome to our new house.
Yeah, we need to crack, we need to crack, we need to crack.
You can come over here.
Come over here.
Hi ladies, hi, how are y'all?
Hi, what's up guys?
It's very beautiful.
We're going to new house, I'm created for you guys this time.
It's very bad.
So you guys have an upstairs and a downstairs.
Should we see them out?
Yeah, let's go upstairs.
Yeah, let's go upstairs.
Yeah, it was pretty interesting.
You know, you got your bed, and you got the TV.
What does this streaming happen?
It's fucking bigger than my car.
It's the firebox?
Is that a hot tub and a sweet pool back there?
You guys have a hot tub?
Is that on?
Yeah we do!
We need to hit that light.
Yeah please, let it in the night.
Wow what an amazing room here.
Yeah, a cup of butter on top.
Oh my god.
Chad do you guys give me permission to crash on stream?
Do y'all give me permission to crash on stream?
Yeah.
Yeah, I would hate to sleep in here all alone.
And then there's Master of the Company.
We've got a theater room.
Oh, my god.
You can see our shadows in the things, look at our shadows.
Not, oh my.
They are shadows.
Jesus Christ, I don't even fucking know anymore.
I think if my dick is any harder I might die.
Oh I broke my camera.
Oh no!
No!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
Oh this is nice.
Over here guys!
You can see our shutter.
Look at the TV!
Look at the TV!
I think I do want a base one.
Guys, I think I'm gonna check out the...
...uh...
No!
Hi Viz, where are you?
Muda, where are you at?
Where are you?
Oh, I'm here, I'm here, hi Viz.
Look!
Look! I'm gonna draw your nose, Muda.
Okay, go for it.
Barra.
Barra.
Barra.
Barra.
I'm going to take a dump really quick Sakura.
Oh yeah yeah, take your time.
I'm going to go ahead and do it.
Look at him, he's so cute.
Wow.
And then welcome to the living room, we've got the massive TV right next to the kitchen.
Oh wow, what an amazing, oh wow.
I'm going to get a lollipop.
Yeah, put it in your mouth, put it in your mouth.
Umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, tastes so good.
Alright.
Um, I'm gonna check out the town.
Where are you going?
Alright, chill out.
I'll give it to him right away.
Alright.
Maybe one from this room, alright?
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright.
Take the pictures for your babe.
Oh my god.
Are you okay?
I just, I don't know.
I'm fine, right?
Oh my god.
Ah, I was just looking the lollipop.
I mean true true true true
Wow, what a beautiful back yo my god
Wow
Yeah, we got fishing
Oh my god, what are we going to do in the ring to get in here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
Yo.
Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub, please, hot tub, please.
Yeah, but look, is it cool if I, like, I sell this a career real quick, bro?
I think I can make a play right now.
What are you going to do with it?
Like, I'm just going to go, like, you know, walk with it real quick.
You know what I'm saying?
Go for it, bro. Go for it.
Alright, bro.
You take your girl in the hot tub, okay?
No, no, wait, alright, alright, alright.
Are you guys okay to shut up? Are you here? What's up?
No, I don't know, King, I don't know, King Vaughn is...
King Vaughn is, I'm always playing some King Vaughn.
It's okay, is it okay if I have a boat?
Hey, uh, Buddy, come here, Buddy, come here, Buddy, come here. Why don't you come here, Buddy?
Buddy, come on, come here.
Sure, sure.
Buddy, come in this boat with me.
I just wanted to, I just wanted to take a picture of you.
Oh, you're going to go on the boat?
Yeah, buddy, come here.
I'm going to take a seat, okay.
I'm going to be honest.
How do I drive this boat, buddy?
Um, you guys just click it and make me...
Sit up, buddy.
Yeah, how do I drive this fucking boat?
Hahaha.
You have to like...
Wait.
Let me press it. Let me see. Oh, maybe I have to do it. He'll wake it out and then I'll, I'll...
I want it to...
Okay, and then you sit down.
I'll...
Okay, I don't think it's gonna work.
Operator seat.
We can just sit on there. We can...
Is it gonna work?
Push...
Spot, it's on, it's on.
It's gonna work?
I don't understand.
Push what? What does it say?
I don't know, man.
Tell me, tell me.
anymore I just can't think there's just no fucking blood in my brain with all my fucking dick right now
oh my god it's so hot
sorry
how are you bunny I'm so good I'm so good are you having a fun time
yes yes buddy I had a
good I enjoy all dates they're really fun oh
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Um, Jesus. I don't even know what's going on. How do I do this?
How's your day going so far? What did you do today? Anything more exciting apart from the day?
What's the matter?
Um, Bunny, it's been, uh, Bunny, oopsie, it's alright.
No, no, it's okay.
Bunny, it's, uh, I think it's okay.
Press E, press E apparently.
Does it work?
No.
What the hell?
That's okay.
I mean, this would have been pretty romantic. I'm pretty sad, but it's okay, you know what I'm saying?
I don't understand. Why is it in Japanese? Like, we're in an English game, and then it just goes like...
What did I hear?
I don't know. I'm just so confused. It's okay.
Okay, Mudo.
Oh!
Hi, guys. Why don't you join us, bro?
Here, come here.
What?
Maybe he can control it.
Oh there's a police here.
There's a cop!
There's a cop!
I think they're pulling your arm off.
So anyway buddy, I just wanted to say how was your um, how was the day we spent together?
Did you like how we went to, uh, did you like how we, how did you like how we spent our
time together at the arcade and at the... Yeah, I really like colliding the
bowls together and putting them in the holes. I like spending time with you,
talking to you and then in the pool. We split down the slide, I brought my
legs around you. I can come a little bit closer too. I just really heard you've been good, you know?
Have you been having fun I've been good I've been good my days been good today today's been amazing
buddy to take seriously money from the bottom of my heart as much as I try to you know like take
over this bond we have together because I want to focus on my career I I always find myself you
know just falling deeper and deeper in love with you I know I know you talk about my boobs talk
about my arse but you know we can always start the conversation off with just you know no
sexy stuff you know you can talk to me like a normal person they can just be all about
love you know.
Bunny, let's take a walk, Bunny, come here.
Bunny, let's go for a walk.
You take a look.
Okay.
I'm coming.
Yeah, grab you, grab these.
Grab these fishing poles.
Yeah, please grab one, grab one, come here.
What is it there?
Just come all the way over here please.
All the way over here buddy. Take your time buddy, take your time buddy.
I'm counting, I'm counting, I'm counting.
Jesus Christ.
There's only got a really long walk.
There's a beautiful area there.
Right here, right here on these rocks, I'll be right here.
Yeah, come here, come here.
Okay. Okay. Come sit on my lap if you want.
Can we sit on your lap? Okay.
You want me to teach you how to fish?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Hold on. Let me just...
Hey Siri, how do you fish?
Alright.
Are you going to teach me how to fish?
Yeah, of course.
So what do we do, Siri?
Hey Siri, how do you fish?
So, basically,
you want to go ahead and
Put the bait on the tip on the tip. Oh, okay. Where's the baby?
What oh that I
Think Siri was listening to us the whole time anyway
Go ahead and yeah, go ahead and okay
Yeah, good girl. You know, I just thought that you're always just you just always listen so good. You just listen so good. Oh
Yeah, definitely. Thank you
I'm a good I'm a good listener
Yeah, I know I'm a good listener
Yeah, I am
I like when you listen to you remember my favorite meal from the first date
I remember your it was great
You did you did
You know, I'm a gentleman. I feel like when you talk, I have to listen to you.
I can't just let these words that you speak go by, you know?
You know, I feel like this would be an amazing time to have a kiss with you while we look at the moon.
You want a kiss? Of course.
Let's kiss.
Okay.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Wow, your kiss so good.
I feel like our lips were like made for each other, buddy.
They just connect so well.
Yeah, they do.
Yeah, do you want to go back to the-
Oh, hi guys.
Do you want to go back to the-
What the fuck.
Hi.
Hi.
How about we go to the hot tub and then go to the hot tub for a bit?
Okay, let's go ladies.
Ladies first.
Ladies first.
Can y'all speed up for a bit?
Me and Jixie will follow behind.
I just need to say something.
I never had eight kisses with bunnies at the same time.
How was your walk?
What did y'all talk about?
Wait, you could pay this?
One second.
You could pay this, bro.
Get VIPs?
Do I have enough money?
Do I have enough- Do I have enough money?
How about us?
Nine hundred Robux?
I mean what are we gonna even get up there?
Y'all wanna go up there? Do you wanna go up there?
Nah, it's okay.
I don't think we're gonna be going there.
I was gonna leave Jack to one of them.
Bro, bro, what's your plan bro? Cause I'm about to get off bro.
I'm about to hop off bro.
Well, this is my plan. I was gonna hit the hot tub and then we can go back to the rooms.
And then we can end it. In the room.
Okay, back. Back.
Oh
My fucking God
My goodness
Before you do that make sure you press the pool depth
So you're not good, so you guys are not arm floating
So I just push that all the way on the other side.
Yeah, slide it down.
There you go, yep.
So now you can stand in the water without drowning.
Oh, he's still drowning.
He's still drowning.
I'm sliding.
Yeah, why don't we just do the hot tub, ladies?
Oh, wait, there's a hot tub here.
Hello?
Hey, buddy, why don't you come and sit on my lap here, baby?
Why don't you come and sit on my lap, baby?
Okay, okay, cool, let's have a go, let's have a look see.
Here you go.
Is that okay?
Oh my God!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The sky looks so good.
Okay, it's okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's the light.
The moon.
The sky looks so good.
Oh my God.
Oh my God!
AHHHHHH
I thought there's a moon right?
Where is the moon?
Over there? Oh wow
Over there?
Oh my god
Oh my god oh my god
Oh my god oh my god
Oh my god oh my god
I'm a bunny
Sorry I'm a bunny
I'm a beautiful guy
Eee!
Fuck me bro
Hey, why don't you uh, hey buddy? Why don't you come sit on my lap so we can uh, hey, why don't we uh, do y'all want to do uh,
Truth or dare again
Let's play truth or dare
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
All right, all right who wants to go first?
Yeah, you know what whoever wants to go first can go and shoot the bear, okay? I'll go first
Me!
Fine, fine, fine, go, go, go, go.
Alright.
Uh, Sakura, um...
Truth or dare?
Hmm... dare.
Uh, could you like, bite my ear or something?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
Ow!
Sorry was that too hard?
No, that was fine.
Okay, uh, uh, uh me next, me next!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Yeah?
My turn!
I choose...
Uh, Buddy my love, Buddy my love.
Yeah, yeah...
Do you want truth or do you want dare?
I choose dare.
uh bunny i would i dare you to bunny i dare you to slap me across the face and kiss me
oh i can do that for you
No, that wasn't so hard.
Alright.
Okay, I'm going to go with dare.
Okay.
Hmm.
I dare you.
Hmm.
I dare you to spank me.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I dare you to spank me.
Ooh!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Say the math, you know.
Say the math, you know.
Say the math, you know.
Caller.
Oh my gosh.
I'm a caller.
I'm a caller.
Oh my god.
Uh, Barbara, Adam.
uh all right ready okay i'm gonna look like that there okay are you that
oh my god
no
oh my god that's good that's good are you serious buddy sir buddy sir buddy sir buddy sir buddy
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
You want to say,
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Prank for you.
Shoot the dare buddy.
Oh, oh.
That was much it, much it.
Yeah, yeah, triple dare, triple dare.
Dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare, dare.
Hmm.
I want you to kiss my stomach
and um, yeah.
Let's kiss my stomach.
Or watch out.
His nose might hit you.
Oh yeah.
You're going to prick me if that big thing, right?
All right.
Give me one second.
Oh my God.
Thank you.
my God my God my God my God my God um so who's that oh my god oh my god my god oh
my God
I think Joisten and Jynxie
Okay okay, yes.
So wait shoot her there Sakura
There
Could I like smell your feet?
Yes, yes, whoa
Wait out of the way.
Yeah, I'll take care of it.
Oh, oh my gosh.
Wow.
Nice downpodge.
What color is your downpodge?
Thank you.
I like it for the French tip manicure.
Oh, that's all right.
Okay, thank you.
Wow, they look very nice.
Do you like feet?
They smell good.
Wow.
Yes, I do.
You like feet, do you?
You're welcome.
Alright, you're so cute.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, okay, okay, yes, you are...
God!
Oh, wow!
Okay, who's next?
Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Yeah.
I pick Dare.
I think we should just call this game Dare.
Dare and Dare.
Dare we think?
Yeah, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that, I like that.
I dare you to play with my hair and call me goodbye over and over and over again.
Okay, I can do that for you.
Okay, mommy, go.
Oh god, he's my good boy. He's such a good boy, aren't you?
Such a good boy. Like when I'm playing with your hair?
He's a good boy. Say me.
But I'm a good boy.
I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.
Yes, you are. Such a good boy.
I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy.
I think I'm gonna hit the hay, I gotta go to the bathroom, can y'all show us the bedrooms?
Oh guys, I think my dick is weighing me down, I can't get it, there you go.
Oh my god.
Whoa.
Yeah, that's alright.
Yeah, ladies.
Too much?
Ladies, yeah.
Where's the ladies?
Uh, yeah, ladies, ladies, yeah, where's, uh, ladies?
Uh, where's upstairs?
Let's go upstairs.
I mean, is there something more open? Is there more, anything more open?
Pick your room, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, no worries.
Okay.
Yeah, buddy, let's go upstairs, buddy.
Buddy, let's go upstairs, buddy.
Yep, upstairs? Okay.
Uh, this is actually amazing for me, buddy. Do you want to...
I actually have a nice room here. Come on, sit down.
Yeah, come here. Let's close the door here and let's see here. Let's turn off the lights.
Turn the lights off. You know how to turn the lights off? There you go. That'll do.
Are you thinking? Yeah. That'll do. That'll do. That'll do.
All right, just give me one moment. Just give me one moment.
Sure. Of course.
Let's get comfy here.
Let's go over here.
Sorry about that. If you heard that, I apologize.
What's that song called? What's that song called? What's that song called?
Actually, you know what? I have an idea.
Which song are you going to put on?
I'm going to put this one on right here.
Oh wow!
I love this song.
This one's good. I love this thing so much. Do you like this show?
Uh, Bunny. Bunny. Yeah. Bunny, I don't.
One time. Bunny, you are so beautiful.
And today, today made me appreciate the little things in life, you know?
Yeah, it's about the little things that matters, right?
Today made me appreciate the little things of life.
You like my beard?
Yeah, they're very cool. They're very nice. They look very good, yeah.
What about my tattoos and my thighs here?
Hold on, it's night mode.
Oh, it's night mode?
Oh my god.
Does it work?
Oh it works.
Oh yeah.
It's your little window make up on.
You know baby, you look good
with and without make up on.
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
You're so kind to me.
I'm gonna take my shirt off
here.
Okay. Oh, are we getting hot in here?
I'm just gonna go take my shirt off.
yeah you take that shirt off
I like to do some stretches
Oh my god!
Hey can I give you a- can I- wait can you scratch my back?
Can you scratch my back?
Of course!
Let's try it out.
Alright.
Let's see here.
I'm just on you like a pony.
And you don't mind.
You can ride me anytime.
I'm gonna take my nails in your nice bag.
Oh wow, you're so muscly.
Thank you.
Oh wow.
Thank you, thank you.
You know I'm in back for you girl.
Come on.
Oh wow, how much she even lives.
oh baby you don't even want to know baby you don't want to know
i would do want to know tell me
turn around let me return the favor let me give you a back massage ready come here
you didn't give me one yeah okay very good
find another room
I think my nose is poking me a little bit.
Oh right.
Here, how does that feel?
It feels amazing.
Keep doing that.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Just massage.
We're doing just a massage here.
I don't know.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
It's good.
I know, it looks good!
Okay, it looks good!
Okay, okay, no more, no more, no more no more no more, no more, no more.
I'm gonna go through that, I'm gonna go through that, I'm gonna go through that!
Okay, come on!
You got to dedicate somebody to make sure there's somebody...
Let go!
We're really gonna have sex tonight, baby!
Me and you, bitch!
Me and you!
We're really gonna have sex, baby!
Me and you, baby!
Me and you!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Oh, you know, I just wanted to get in something more comfortable for you, not just in that place.
Yeah, we're gonna cut them off.
Yeah, we're gonna cut them off.
Yeah.
We're gonna do the back massage.
We're gonna do the back massage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's the kitchen?
I'm looking at you.
I'm fucking starving.
Yeah.
See, where's the kitchen, bro?
What the fuck is the kitchen?
Yeah, yeah, my shoulder.
Bro, where the fuck is the kitchen, bro?
Look, there's a shower.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, we can get back to there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Right on there.
All right.
So let me just find the perfect music.
Thank you for a lovely time, Uda.
I think he's finding a song.
Hey buddy, come here.
Okay.
I don't know how to be on love with you, I don't know why, but come lay down.
I'm calling for you to get over the honor, come lay down, okay, I'm done.
Hi.
Anyway, Bunny, today was a really good day, and I think tonight was a really good night.
Of course. It's been amazing.
And I think I would love to have one good night kiss.
Of course.
Before we go.
All right.
All right. Give me a kiss, baby.
Such a good kiss, son.
Your lips are, yeah, they're pretty, yeah, Jesus.
All right.
I'm gonna go and um okay
Thank you. You're in today. I hope you have a good sleep
Bunny if you dream about me as well
Sure, I think I love you
You love me. I think I love you
I was gonna wait to say it, but why wait to say it when you know, it's the perfect time right?
Oh my god, I think I love you too
Bunny, can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Okay.
I want you to change into something good for me.
Okay, sure.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
I'll be right back. Keep making a surprise for me.
Okay, I'll give you a surprise for you.
I
Shot we can't go in this together, bro
We can't go in this together chat. I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry
We can't go in this together, bro. This is a me mission chat
This is a me mission chat. I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
But this is me time
This is me time
No, this is me time chat. I'm sorry
Listen bro, Shaq don't be jealous. Just be happy for me. Shaq just be happy for me.
chat, have an amazing night, drink some water, eat some food, and I'll see all y'all tomorrow.
case the fuck out
who is this who the fuck is this who is this who the fuck is this you're not
watching me bro no I'm out of my shane bro like you're not watching me have sex