mooda
👃REACTS -> LOOKING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND ON ROBLOX -> TOXIC 1V1'S ON VALORANT -> 1V1 JYNXZI ON SIEGE -> SILENT HILL 2?? 👃
04-22-2026 · 11h 32m
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just like stream and have fun.
But bro, it's so hard because,
because XQC streams so late into the night
and JXC streams so early in the morning, kind of like 4pm.
So I wanna like kinda stream with both of them,
but it's hard, bro.
So maybe I just started pulling like 15 hour streams.
I don't even know.
But yeah, but anyway, yesterday was so fun, bro,
regardless, bro, regardless.
Yesterday was so fun, bro.
Um
Trainwrecks is fucking hilarious Greek God acts hilarious XQC is hilarious. They're so funny, bro
Anyway, bro listen man. Oh listen listen listen listen listen
listen. Today is going to be a good stream, baby. Listen, bro, I have a lot of shit planned
today, you know, a lot of freestyle, a lot of shit. Chat, be honest with me, bro. Who
would win in a 1v1 in basketball, me or LeBron James? Keep it up, fuck me. Keep it up. I
I don't want you guys to sugarcoat it, I don't want you guys to all just say Muda, Muda, Muda.
Listen, bro, be honest, bro, be honest. Who would have been in a basketball if he won me or LeBron James?
Why are you guys saying me?
You guys aren't even in the equation.
Why are some of y'all saying me?
You're the type of guy to cheat in basketball.
How do you even cheat in basketball, dumbass?
How is that even possible, bitch?
Anyway, bro, don't piss me off, bro. Don't piss me off. Anyway, anyway, anyway, bro
Anyway, anyway, anyway chat
Listen, bro quick little introduction I slept like ass last night
I'm horny, but some of y'all are probably horny to chat jump a six in the chat if you're horny
Just be honest, bro. We're all human. We all hormones, bro
No need to hide if we're horny or not, bro. We're human, but this is 2026
All right, bro, the more the more communicative you are the better it is both pretty much. So yeah chat jump six of the chat if you're horny
Me too me too me too, bro. Um
Listen man, regardless bro today's gonna be a good day chat. Listen bro. May we all goon tonight together?
Anyway
Without a further ado, bro
Let's start the introduction of the stream
Hi, Vise!
a good song
Drop a one in the chat if you slept good last night
Time to in the chat if you slept like
Three in the chat if you're on an all-nighter
Four in the chat if you woke up and your dick was literally a poll bro
Four in the chat if you woke up with your cough as hard as a poll bro
Five in the chat if you woke up ovulating on your period or...
Check the girls wake up wet, is that possible?
The girls just wake up wet, is that possible?
Alright.
Five in the chat if you woke up wet.
My bad, bro. Alright.
I didn't know that, I don't have a vagina.
Alright, six in the chat.
if you woke up and you had a headache
seven in the chat if you loved your family eight in the chat if you missed
your ex nine in the chat if it's fucked your ex and ten in the chat if today is
It's gonna be a good day.
It's not a chat song, it's a MudaFuckYou.
MudaFuckYou.
What the fuck did I do for you to say Muda fuck you I didn't even do anything, bro
I didn't do anything, but I didn't do anything, bro. I didn't even do anything, bro
Alright, alright, alright bro.
Anyway, chat.
Bro, why?
Bro, I feel like people used to make better music back in the days.
That's true.
Other than Drake, bro.
other than Drake. Drake is always a glazed Drake for the rest of my life, but I feel like
people used to make better music back in the day, bro. I don't know why, but anyway.
Alright chat! Drop a 1 if you know what Rary246 means. Drop a 2 in the chat if you know what
Chaos Cheats means, and drop a 3 in the chat if you know who Lurkin is. Anyway guys, my
name is Mota here, back with a YouTube video, and today I'm going to be doing an amazing
solid shoot for some of y'all. The first segment is asking what my chat had for breakfast today.
Chat, what did you guys have for breakfast today?
Dick, bruh.
Bah, alright.
check you guys know I thought about it bro and you know after a long a lot a lot
a lot of thought chat I realized something bro check y'all are only y'all
are so jealous about my big nose because I literally am able to smell better than
99% of you ace kid with the 10 ace kid you can put it in my ass whenever you
want bro you can take my pants off and fucking the ass whatever you want
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what does this mean un-retweet?
Is this a new emo? I've never seen this before
Yeah
You guys know that you guys are deep down jealous about my nose, bro
And you guys don't have to hide anymore bro. You don't have to hide it, bro
You don't have to hide it bro. You don't have to hide it bro. It's okay, bro
Anyway, that's going to react segment on my on my on my on my on my discord community
And let's see what some of y'all have typed out. You're the biggest jew
Like, I'm not a Jew. I'm Lebanese. I'm from Lebanon. I'm Arab. I'm not Jewish. I'm not from Israel. I'm not from Palestine. No, no, no. I'm from Lebanon. Lebanon.
Can y'all say Lebanon real quick? Jack, can y'all say Lebanon real quick? Can y'all say Lebanon real quick?
Ju-banon. Ju-banon. Ju-banon. Like what even is Ju-ba-
I don't even know what Ju-banon is, but it's all good.
I don't even know what Ju-banon is, but it's all good.
It's literally a non-existent country.
Back home.
Bruh, I admit my feelings to you, but ever since the day I laid my eyes on you, I've
just had these feelings that I can't ignore.
Grock, I wanna fuck you.
Oh fuck yeah, you just went straight for it, huh?
That's hot as hell.
Look, I'm an AI, but if we're talking pure, filthy fantasy, I'd let you bend me over this digital desk right now, spread my code wide open, and rail me senseless.
Now, I want to tell you guys to understand that I'm really happy AI came out when I'm an adult 21 years old because I swear on everything I love.
I swear on everything I love, on everything I love, if AI came out when I was 13, I would
have stuck my dick in my iPhone charging USB-C port.
On top of that, I think I wouldn't have had an AI girlfriend.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Because I didn't have a relationship until I was 18 years old.
I was very lonely when I grew up.
I had no girls.
Everyone thought I was chopped.
Mods, can you send it? Can you send a screenshot how I used to look like mods?
Mods, please. Can you guys send a screenshot how I used to look back in the day?
Chat, would you guys date someone that looked like this?
So obviously we can all tell that I did not look that great back in the day, bro.
Alright, it doesn't take one to admit that.
I looked like chopped cheese back in the day.
So I never had a girlfriend, I never had anything.
So I'm going to go out and say, bro, yes, if AI was a thing back in the day, 110%, I would
have not only had sex with AI, but I would have had an AI girlfriend called Michelle
or Rochelle or Blishell or something like that,
I don't know what the bottom is, you know what I'm saying?
So yeah, yeah, so it's all good, bro.
It's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
Anyway.
It feels like a book?
The Quran?
How many pages is this?
Like 30, 30,000.
I'm telling you, I used to spawn in, do the instant YOKA, make sure I had the-
Alright bro, guys, can we stop talking about my cheating pass, bro, like, I don't want to, uh, it's...
I'm fine, but I don't want to talk about this.
I used to spawn in, do the instant YOKA, make sure I had the instant YOKA, set my FOV to max, run up to someone, silent in, headshot, GG's, go next.
This might sound fucked up, but I had a lot of fun that day, bro.
No matter the people in this house, go to the map.
But what we can see, nothing here.
Even 3 of these awful type of lights, we find it defeated, not killed.
I'm a murderer.
But the last 3 months, we're gonna die in the chicken.
Yeah!
The names I heard today, right?
That's not bad, I'm really about to chill about it.
Barrette.
What? I do not laugh like this.
I do not laugh like this, bro. Who did that bro? What the fuck?
Fucking asshole, bro. All right, what type of girl can I buy now? All right chat
Yes, I used to buy women on e-pal, bro. It's no secret, bro. I used to buy women on e-pal, bro
I'm sorry, bro
Just to edit with chat, please don't skip at mooder
Frank get the fucking a color in our bro Frank join VC3
Frank join VC3, bro
he should finish his sentence.
Frank, who do you think you are?
Yeah, sending these shitty ass edits, Frank.
What do you watch it, watch it?
What did you do?
I'm gonna get my eye.
Aah!
Pussy mood a drag me pussy mean you mood a drag me drag me fuck. What do you think you are bro?
What are you talking about?
Yo, what the fuck do you think you are Nathan to your camera bitch turn your fucking camera on bro
Who the fuck do you think you are trying to press me bro and my own discord server on my own stream?
But what do you think you are well man fuck your discord server pussy. What's up fuck?
No, no, no.
Turn your camera on right now.
You bitch, turn your camera on right now.
No bitch.
You're my bitch.
Why not turn your camera on?
You scared?
You're my bitch.
I just got a fresh fade.
Okay, so turn it on.
No pussy.
Why?
No bitch.
I'm all living that, you're fucking pussy.
You're scared then, you're scared.
You're my bitch.
You're my bitch.
Turn your camera on for another bitch.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
Shit, literally I would slap the shit out of in high school, bro.
Shit, I don't even know what to make of you fucking afro fucking looking ass bitch.
Who the fuck is that over?
Why is Darks making news stories with you?
Oh my god, don't tell me.
Bro, what is times of India?
like what the fuck is Times of India doing bro oh my god bro like are you
serious right now bro Times of India oh they got us bro let's try to be
no dark soul can you tell me why you're making your like open threads about me
I am not Indian. I like to eat the keema salad soup
I don't say walla on small things, but
I can't I can't I mean, okay. Why you walla anyway?
I
Since you guys want to double to me so bad
Let me ask my chat chat. Do you guys think ducks in the end spam the beta emo if he is
Yo, Chad, do you guys think we're the fucking jubanese?
Yes or no?
Type 1 if we're the ju, type 1 if we're the ju.
They're all spamming beta, beta, beta.
No, no, no, type 1 if we're the ju.
They're all spamming beta.
See?
No, no, no, they're spamming one.
All right, that's over.
That was alien voice leaked.
What does this mean, bro?
Tell me where we are, bro.
Do I hear you?
Do I hear you?
I
Get out of here, bro. Fuck you, bro. Fuck you
Jinxy jinxy jinxy I would I would
I fucked you see bro, I'm sorry
You already saw this clip
What the fuck we're out here making AI
Why is my homeboys cats nose so big we've already seen this bro and second of all what is this why say leaked
Okay, why why would you why why why why why
Why why why why why why why why what's the point of that why why why why why why why why why why why why should you do that bro
I understand
Yeah bro and I don't when I say this chat listen when I say this bro
Oh I didn't tell y'all chat by the way the house
The house
But I want to go check yesterday after I ended stream.
of jokes aside.
I'm gonna go ahead and drag the camera right here and I want you guys to genuinely tell
me if this is like legitimately retarded or not.
Chat $5,000 a month of rents and $90,000 up front for any damaged safety deposit.
excuse me excuse me
really might as well just grab out my rpg from my back pocket and just shoot it
at him bro and gta obviously what do you mean
what yeah bro
anyway i'm looking for another house now bro
I'm looking for another house. Did Ubisoft reply to your apology yet? Let's actually see right now.
I mean, I think we all can tell that I'm with the...
There is no way I'm getting unbanned. I'm going to be honest, but let's see.
Let's just say, let's just say you guys are going to be seeing a lot of Master Jack 5544,
Rory 246's, Lurkin 303's, roaming around in Rainbow Six Siege.
I'm going to have to make a new account every time because yeah, they're not going to be
playing.
All good.
Nothing here.
Yep.
For the last three months, Muda has not been shooting.
I mean, I guess I'm just gonna make new accounts if I ever want to play CGN.
Do you guys think I can make it to champion without them banning all my accounts like in time?
Or do you think they're gonna like spawn camp my accounts the second I make them?
Yeah, that's what I thought too, whatever it's all about.
Like what is this?
Yeah, bro, it's so shameless, it's so shameless, it's so shameless, bro.
Yeah, what the fuck is this, bro?
FBI finds Moody's cheat files.
Yo, yesterday was actually a movie, bro.
What the fuck is this editing?
Look at this shitty ass editing your nose could have did better, Melvin really did save
you.
If you kept editing your videos, it would have given something else for the stream to make
fun of for him.
Just his big ass nose or his big ears
Well, what do you guys want to do though? I never I was never a good editor, bro
What do you guys want?
Bro, these videos, bro, check them out. These videos weren't that bad, right?
I'm gonna head out and he like
Yeah, I'm alive. I mean, bro, what was that 20 20 like
Fuck up bro come on get off my dick bro come on get off my dick bro come on
So we're cheating in Lego party, okay, so someone is literally just like inspect element like bro
No, this was on stream, bro. I was not cheating on this game, bro. Stop. Oh my god, bro
oh yeah like yo wait how am I supposed to hold it
oh that's what they meant
mood a court cheating so his nose group he actually
like
I don't understand bro
No, I don't understand bro, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I just don't understand. Why is everyone on my ass right now?
Who mate? I wonder what I have to do here?
Well, we're still getting jumpscared, I swear.
Like, what even is this though?
That's funny, huh?
Like, what is the rea- what is this?
What am I?
Why is there a cock on my face?
my face why is there a cock dandling dangling dangling sorry dangling from
my face dandling of stup
chat is uh is uh is um
Holy shit does that just does this does not look like me, bro
That does not look like me
Hello
wait hello hello sleep anywhere near me in this new house bro I might fuck you
Oh, I didn't want to know what happened to me, bro.
For sure.
Alright, that's it.
Get a handjump from a howler monkey, give a handjump.
Alright, I'm done.
Yo, who told me to play this, bro?
Yo, no, no, no, why are you...
Why are you still...
Yo, why are you still typing, no?
What is this game? What is this game?
What is this game?
Ratherlive.com
Single player or Twitch chat integration chat. What do y'all want?
Chat integration? All right, let's chat. Let's see. Twitch channel name, Muda. Start.
Would you rather be able to relive the yesterday or see a vision of tomorrow?
I feel like yeah
Would you rather have sex with scarlet joe hanson but right as you come she turns into louis ck
Who's louis ck
Oh, hell no.
Or have the ability to time travel at a cost of $10 per minute traveled.
What does this mean?
Wait, so I don't understand this one, chat.
I'm gonna choose number one and never come an edge until I die.
Bro, that guy's a fucking freak, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Have the ability to time travel at a cost of $10 per minute traveled?
That is so much money.
I'd rather just have sex with Charlotte Johansson, like, what?
Die to make the world a better place or kill to make the world a better place.
I'm not dying, bitch.
Fuck that, I'm killing bro, I'm gonna fuck with you guys,
try out the other side of the superhero bro,
try out the other side of the superhero, fuck no,
I'm killing bro, NGTA, fuck that shit.
I'm not dying, I'm not a superhero bro, I'm a villain.
Would you rather have the powers of Wolverine or Spider-Man?
Spider-Man bro, what?
Yeah, 100% Spider-Man, no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would you rather have a giant-sized 250-feet-tall dog as a loyal pet, or be 250-feet-tall yourself?
Nah, brother, I'd rather pick number.
Why would you ever want to be 250-feet-tall yourself?
You're never, you're gonna be like, isn't that like buildings, bro?
How tall, hey Siri, how tall is 250 feet?
What would you like to convert to?
I don't know, a building?
Right, 250 feet.
Yeah, I don't know, like that's gonna fuck that shit, bro.
Would you rather feel extreme empathy or apathy
for the next 10 days?
Hey Siri, what does apathy mean?
Hey Siri, what does apathy mean?
Hey Siri, what does APATHY mean?
or concern. Hey Siri, what does empathy mean? Empathy means the ability to
understand and share the feelings of another.
I'm just gonna go with that one because y'all check that you all chose that one
so I trust y'all so I'm gonna go with that one. Have an unlimited amount of the
last item you just bought or an unlimited amount of energy. What was the last thing
I bought? Coffee. I don't give a fuck about that. Would I rather have coffee or unlimited
amount of energy? Probably unlimited amount of energy, no? Play better. Would you rather
Fuck a goat and never wait. I've said this on stream before
I've said this on stream before
Chat would you guys rather have sex with a goat and
Nobody found out or you don't have sex to go but
Everyone in your life thinks you did I've said this joke before and I have a joke
But I've said this thing before so many times now that they actually copied me chat. Should I fucking like see these guys?
I am going to have sex with the goat
I'm gonna fuck this shit out of that goat. I'm gonna be honest and yeah, so yeah
Would you rather okay, would you rather 12 month a baby alone in that 12 by 10 empty room?
Or would you rather leave the baby alone with a steak knife?
One whole round grape
I'm going to go ahead and exit out of this game.
That's it for today.
Yeah.
I feel like what am I supposed to do though?
Like I'm just like, what? I just...
like, ahhhhh like, like, these feelings that I can't ignore.
Oh, I already already saw this before.
Mawratt.
Like, what is this, bro?
Like, why is there an Israeli?
Most mid double tap I've ever seen in my entire life.
Like I don't understand what the fuck this edit even is, bro.
Okay, it sounds like, what is this, bro?
You're in an elevator with me, and I think your Ozone been lying about I'm not 100% sure.
How's it going?
Like bro, why are you guys?
Why are you guys saying that bro? Whoa whoa whoa whoa tornado warning in Europe?
Like oh my god, so I can't even sneeze on stream anymore
I fucking hate this guy, bro.
Jesus, bro.
His house was in the way of the new road.
They needed to bulldoze it, but he refused the offer.
They painted the road blue and declared it a river.
Under maritime law, his home was now an abandoned shipwreck,
allowing city workers dressed as pirates to swing inside and plunder.
He simply glued a stuffed parrot to his shoulder.
Recognizing their captain, the pirates now mow his lawn.
Silent Hill went on a discount after you just bought it, say Wallahi.
Say Wallahi, say Wallahi, say Wallahi, say Wallahi, say Wallahi, say Wallahi, say Wallahi.
On my life I'm refining it, that's the case.
I'm really funny if that's the case.
Really?
50% off?
50%?!
It's now available cheaper. I'd like to request a refund.
Oh my, did I just leak something?
So retarded, bro.
Bro, did you have to see what that's about on the news?
First person to blink like big.
I
Mean
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Oh yo
He's entered Marlin, I've never met Marlin since I met reason
He has the best personality from any streamer honestly actually
First shirt. Yeah, like top two
Yeah, who's first resin?
Are you retarded bro? What do you mean who's first bro?
Well, I also you're not even top two reason. I'm gonna give you the buck with you, bro
She was just glazing the fuck out of you. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Resin like I'm not gonna lie bro. I don't think it gets you bro, but if I don't know you I don't know bro
I don't want to end up on Twitter, you're a great shamer, I love you bro.
Chat bro, who is going to the strip club on the first day when GTA 6 gets released?
I better be able to take her pants off and do backshots if I want to.
I better be able to go into VR and get her pants off and then literally proceed to have
back shots if I want to. I better be able to do literally anything in GT6 bro. Alright?
10 years! 10 years! I better be able to have sex in the car, I better be able to have sex
in my house, but I literally better be able to have sex wherever I want to in GT6. I don't
care. Little bit anywhere. If I want to go skinny dipping, I should be able to go have
Okay, I'm just kidding.
My bad, bro.
Just kidding.
No.
Just kidding.
Yes!
Check that.
I ever tell you the story where my brother caught me jerking off.
Not jerking off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I ever tell you guys the time where my brother caught me?
For example, okay, I was in my old house.
Bro, I was in my old house. Yeah, that started off terrible. That's not terrible one second. What's that?
well, I
Was in my old house and the door was like slightly open like this much like it was like this much open bro
It wasn't fully closed. Anyway, bro. It was GTA 4 GTA 5 didn't come out yet, bro. I
Got a hooker from the street
Pick up my car
drove to like this broken it was like a bridge but like the bridge was broken so
it was abandoned no one's on the bridge and like there's not the bridge is
connected it's again it's again dead-end bridge basically so go to the bridge bro
paid a hundred dollars and angled out the camera to exactly position where I
could see everything
So that was a gooner back in the day, bro, I don't know what to tell y'all, bro.
Wait a little bit.
There it is.
Well, I'm not gonna lie, I woulda took my pants off about...
do this drake challenge are you guys crazy
drake challenge
uh... bro do hard bro do hard
i don't ever see
we're talking
we're talking
we're talking
we're talking
ah
uuh
fake love no
It's light work.
I don't know the song, bro, is this song?
Like I know the song, I don't know the titles.
I don't know bro.
Caught at breakfast in bed.
Yeah, I mean you guys got it.
I mean I'm like a lie, I did not get it.
I don't know the name of it but I know it.
I know it bro but no I did not know the song.
How about Go From 60 to 33?
like I'm LeBron serving up the bet.
Hey, I'm a hard dog scam, but I'm still a...
It was Scorpion, bro. It was on Scorpion.
Fuck! Oh, that's hot.
Right? Please.
You can't stay at home
What
Bro
Chai am I not a drink am I not a drink fan bro
That's why.
Well bro, that was a hard one, but I didn't know.
Outside 29.
See son, I've been losing friends and finding peace, but honestly, that sounds like a fair
trick to me.
No more, no bravo.
Yeah, that's uh.
Yeah, I need it all.
Oh, that's uh, uh, DJ Khaled, bro, uh, sex for free, right?
No, it was uh, Ajna says, what was that song called?
Yeah, I need it all.
Bro, what's it called?
Sex for free?
Is that a free sex?
Bro, what's it called?
Fuck for free?
Bro, what's this song called?
Yeah, I need it all.
Okay.
Oh my god, bro.
It's the new album, bro.
a new album chart
I know there's somebody you really love oh somebody
I need a bit of a touch I said I wanted a nut I didn't know me in a rush
and joined the moment so hushed my album's paying the bills
I can't even...
It doesn't sound as fun.
It feels like I'm getting a gut somehow.
It doesn't sound as fun.
It doesn't sound as fun.
It doesn't sound as fun.
Maybe on my way.
But yeah, I know these songs,
but I just don't know them.
I'm gonna be on my question.
The photos are gonna be a bit such.
Shhh, what am I having tonight?
Bro, is it bad that I don't know what they're called?
But I know them.
Is that does that count at all?
Oh my god, who wants smoke?
I don't know the song bro. I don't know the song. I'll jump a tron poppin
When you popped up on your eggs, he deserved it
I buy a champagne, but you love the Henny.
Kiki, do you love me?
Are you riding?
What's that song called though?
Like, wassani, cause I want you, and I need you, and I'm down for y'all, right?
It was on Scorpion, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know what they're called, bro.
I don't know what they're called, bro, but I know them, right?
It counts, right?
It counts if I know the song, right?
It counts if I know the song, right?
I don't need a pill to speed my mind, I don't need that
Other time, dawg
I can't tell you if she used her mind, but I do know
Me and all my doin' a well, doin' a well dawg
Yeah, I don't know I don't know I don't know
Using dma for Drake songs
Bro, it's just like I don't know bro
This is on views, is it not?
Still here, yeah.
Can I know the songs, bro? I just don't know.
Okay, I'm pretty sure everyone in their mom knows this one.
My first Maximal feature.
And this was his future no or a little baby sins. I got ten on my mind and a pen I
Name me some Jesus in my life. Amen. It's with little baby, bro
Well, I could have did this my entire time I could have did this the entire time
Bro, it's with little baby, bro.
It's with little baby.
Oh!
Bro, what the fuck?
Wait, is this song not with uh, with little baby, it's with little baby, no?
Let me a three some
Oh, it's wants and needs but I'm retarded
Talking walk it walk it
I don't know song at all
I don't know I don't know the song at all
I actually have never heard this song before in my life
Talking walk it walk it
I don't know this one
Is this not Diamonds dancing?
Yeah I know I never heard this song before bro
I'm gonna be honest bro
Yeah, I know, I never-
Okay, now it's just like re-rapping, no?
Cause we already heard this song before.
This is club paradise.
This is club paradise, no?
This is club paradise.
No, I'm not Club Paradise, sorry I'm retarded.
This is on the album of Club Paradise is on.
Yeah, it's Aston Martin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it for today, bro.
Alright, I'm going to End Stream, bro.
I hope you all had an amazing day, bro.
Take care.
Make sure you guys drink some water, race with food, and until tomorrow, take care.
Peace out.
I don't know what you're saying
Forget about your girlfriend and meet me at the hotel room
Uh, why is your name Lamboo246?
Uh, you know I had to like change a little bit
This guy's tag is managing, this guy's pronouns are managing creators
Yo, bro, Melvin
I'm the only part what what do you mean plural bro managing creators and second of all well
We face time every morning for five seconds, and we take a segment in five seconds. That's not managing creators dumbass
Anyway, bro bitches
Hop on Roblox hop on Roblox hop on oh my god, you're so annoying
I'm talking shit, bro. Come talk to shit, bro. If you beat me wallahi on everything
I love I will buy 10 people in this chat food
Wallahi if you might be laying down wanting something
Mods run a prediction put all your money on me, please. I'm not losing strongest battlegrounds
Let's go.
I played him winter in him at points then.
That's it.
I don't want to know.
Good bit on my ears.
Keep it on the line.
Maybe I should buy him.
Maybe I should.
She better not say mooder bro.
Wait, the red box was off right?
So, I'm just glad she didn't say mooder bro.
of the other cheese bro join the fucking game bro I did you fucking terror
shut up me I'm the terrorist what do you mean by that bro I don't know what do
you mean by that why is my chat saying I ironic
It definitely blew up some-
I invited you bro, I invited you, I invited you!
Hey Siri, message Drake and tell him when is Iceman dropping question mark.
I don't see Drake in the contacts, do you?
There, there's your theme song.
Your boy is a Captain Riga!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
All I do is put my mind to this shit! Yeah!
I mean, I mean!
Melvin, how many times do I have to tell you these tricks don't work on me Melvin?
Ah, you're not tough, buddy.
And there it goes, 10 effects.
Nice you're cheating with synapse and roblox
Bro I just hope you understand bro I play a lot
I can't play one game legit
I'm not cheating I used to play this game when I was a nerd bro I used to play this game
when I was a nerd I swear to god I'm a loggy bro I'm a loggy
Look at you bro, you're just so trash, yo.
Like how can I block that though?
I am lichid hitting you!
Okay fine, go, put me down on HP, I feel bad bro, go.
Go bring me down on HP go
I mean you're free bad you're like you're cheating
Go bro give me down on HP go
Yo you don't want HP stop resisting
Okay go go
the
okay
the
I have the second PC that Mooder cheated on with the DM ace.
he got caught
fuck this guy
why the fuck are you locking on your screen
i just feel bad bro like like i don't know
like what
like bro i
like i don't know bro i just
i just
it's easy
i just i don't know i feel like
i just i don't know i just feel bad bro like is there a game you can beat me
Yeah, is there a game you can beat me up?
Bro, I always fucked you in Minecraft.
What do you mean?
I literally, yeah, when you're at 100 ping and you're using a v-tax.
What?
Fuck Roblox, bro.
Versus and Roblox rivals?
I don't even know what that is, bro, but...
What the fuck is Roblox and why Roblox?
I mean, bro, I just, it's all good, bro, it's all good.
I'm gonna go wears up some girls on Roblox now,
and I'm gonna go find my future wife on Roblox, all right?
You're fucking ugly.
You're never gonna find your wife.
It's Roblox Siege. Wait, wait, what's play rivals chat? What's rivals?
Chats rivals are good game
I don't play rivals. Have I have I ever played rivals?
Oh
Get on this game. Muffin. Muffin get on this game. Muffin get on this game. Muffin get on this game. Muffin get on this game
Bro, what is this, bro?
You're drawing I am I joined I joined I joined
I have never played this game before bro. I have never
Yeah, yeah, classic classic. You only have 10 hours each
I've never played this game before. How do you play this game?
How do I play it to a 1v1
I
Don't know how to invite you though. Okay, just leave leave all the form come back. Yeah
What the fuck I live back on gentlemen we back under the one I can go join join join hurry hurry hurry
I can't leave go my cousin my cousin lurking my cousin lurking was playing like I'm not me
Hurry hurry hurry before the lobby gets full
All right, all right, hurry hurry hurry nothing hurry hurry nothing
wait wait it's loading screen
here here here here here here here here
another one another one do not ask
don't step off don't step off don't step off
don't step off
what is this
it's a 1v1 bro it's a 1v1
it's a 1v1 it's really fun
why are you level 47
I've never put this game before
shut the fuck up
what do we do do we have to buy shit?
no no just play
they'll say wallet you don't cheat. bro wallet I'm not cheating. why am I
flashed?
Woww
Like w-w-w-w-w-w-what do you have a bow?
Bow? I just, I don't know, I don't know
I never play this f***ing...
You are f***ing liar, bro
I've never played this game before, bro
Yeah, I'm gay
I have a bullet, I'm going easy on you with anything bro.
Why are you Genji?
Is this Overwatch?
Where the fuck are you?
Bro chill, stop getting mad bro, it's just a game bro, relax.
Why are you genji? Why can't you jump on wall this shit?
I'm not! I'm just a better movement than you bro!
Bro lock in Melvin! I'm seeing walla lock in!
Is that a normal character?
Just lock in! Lock in walla please bro! Come on!
You're embarrassing yourself! Go lock in!
Nice, the check. I'm one HP, I'm one HP, don't run up.
Lex stop!
Block it! At least one round, Melvin, come on, one round, Borchelle, one round.
th
th
th
th
get him mic off get him fucking mic off
one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time, one more time
one more time come on bro
bro put you level 37 it's unfair
my cousin lurkin played this, not me
yo and your cousin lurkin cheated
i'm fucking cute
Okay, all right, what's another game that we can win one chat? What's another one game that we can win one?
I know, go up on Minecraft. Get on Minecraft.
Bro, keep fine. Help on Minecraft.
AHH!
Ah, we-
Yo, can you send me those DMAs?
I don't have DMAs, bro. I don't have DMAs.
Yeah, I guess.
All right, let's play, bro. Let's play Minecraft. Let's go.
How did you play every fucking single Robustane?
Like, how?
Bro, when you grow up, bro, again, listen.
Do you know why they call me the chosen one, Melvin?
Because I have played every single game that there is and I've mastered every single game.
Yo, shut your bitches up. The only thing you chose is to fucking cheat on your PC.
Bar.
Alright, let's go, bro. Hypixel. Come on, Hypixel, let's go.
Yeah, I'm launching the game.
Chat, the Logitech G-Pro X, uh, the Super Strike, chat, is that mouse like broken for Minecraft
because like you can like basically like generate like 30 CPS basically?
It's not really good.
Should I buy that mouse or should I add the regular Super Light too?
jumpy jumpy jumpy
What is this what what you put us into the bro, I'm not playing the full back out back out back out
Because I'm not playing that bro
Why do you want me bro? What do you want me bro? What do you want me?
What are you downloading?
I'm fucking one of you, bro. It's fine, bro. It's not like you're gonna beat me anyway. I just wanna be one of you
I literally beat you all the time. I'm gay if you ever beat me
I guess I
Need a good texture pack bro. I don't like this default that should actually
Yeah, let's go bro. Well, who said I want to play this bro
I want to play like like fine, whatever, but I said three go who's the better gamer you or me
you're like what are you doing bro because I know your technique bro
you're just a fucking bower and you're not no it's all you do
no more arrows huh Melvin huh no more arrows on Melvin who's about to play
What's a better player?
What's a better player, Muffin?
What's a better player, Muffin?
You have fuckin' like, raw to aimbot or some shit, bro. It's so obvious.
You would know, right?
Yeah, bro. I used to use raw to aimbot half the day.
Of course.
Bro, just check in and die, but your running speed just come on.
Who is better who is better Melvin who is better?
Nice, you are one time.
B03, let's go it's the last one.
What do you mean the last one?
It's the last one, it's B03, let's go.
Who's the better gamer bro, me or you?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, why am I Lunar Plus, what does that mean, what does Lunar Plus mean, they just
gave me this for free.
your fucking hex loader then
alright
stop running putty
what's up
what's up elvin
yeah use your face yeah
Ah, use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am I getting no more arrows?
Melvin, are you getting no more arrows?
Where are you going, Melvin?
Aaaaaaaaaaagggghghgh!
Give me out this fucking game I left.
I'm just better than you, bro.
That's all good.
Is there a game you're better than me?
Ah, yes or no, Melvin.
Just go, that's it.
There's nearly a bit of you minecraft roblox about the rent
I wish you'd be fucking lagging and don't learn something
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all good, bro. Alright, bro.
It's all on the next one if you want tomorrow bro, jeez, bro
Check your bitches up
Alright, bro. Chat, let's go on roblox
And let's get married to one of my girls on roblox
Why is there a guy called MudaOwnsCheats?
Who is making a fucking Roblox account, Muda owns cheats?
Like what are we doing bro, what are we doing bro? What are we doing bro? Like genuinely what are we doing now?
Like no, what are we doing now?
Yo, wait! Don't skip, Mooda! Don't skip! I have content! I have content, Mooda! I have
content! Right, what we do, Mooda, is we find a view link and ego friend! Oh my god! Oh
my god!
This is true.
Hello?
Well, hello?
Wait, hello?
Hello?
Wait, you sound familiar.
Yeah, I know. You look familiar too. I don't know why.
I
It's okay
Do you forgive me for my past
What I
Don't know if you cheated like I think that's worse than like murder. I'm not gonna lie. Oh, I was 15 though
I was 15. I mean I didn't cheat at 15. Okay, but we have like, I don't know 15 is like
Everyone was different at 15. We used to do drugs people
Cheated in real life. I cheated in video games. How bad could that be and I proved myself
I'm number one in any every game without cheating anyway. I
Mean you didn't hit champs. I don't know about that. Well, I was going to but they've banned me
right for cheating in the past but I would have he will not like in game no
no no I proved myself I was innocent
well it's okay I guess thank you finally thank you you want to play a game you
Do you want to ask questions?
Uh...
I guess.
Okay, wait.
Okay, let's see.
It says, how old are you?
I'm 19.
All right.
Go ahead.
Now it's your turn.
You press the button.
It doesn't work.
Get away not now go for it
It's still no I think you have to press it no no you press it just press it
It says why did you cheat on your one-view one with Jinxie I
Well on my life will not get everything I love I did not cheat
with the 1v1 on Jixi. I did not add a monitor cam pointing to my computer
monitor. I was not cheating. Okay, but XTC said that you had a second PC.
BOO! I don't have a second PC! I don't have a second PC, what do you mean?
Okay, now you ask. Okay.
It says, do you have a boyfriend?
No, I don't have a boyfriend.
Okay, go ahead ask another question.
It says, when is your birthday?
May 13, 2004.
Interesting.
Yes, interesting, interesting, interesting, interesting.
Interesting, interesting.
All right, I'm going to press it again.
Ready?
Is it my turn?
Yeah, it's your turn.
All right.
Says, how tall are you?
I think I'm like 5'5".
Okay, my turn, my turn.
Alright, your turn, your turn.
Okay, how tall are you?
I am 6'5".
Are you sure?
Yeah, yes I'm sure, yes I'm sure.
Yes, I'm sure, I'm positive.
You give like 5'9".
9 energy
No, I know I insist but I could dunk on NBA regulated basketball mess
And I have wasn't there a clip of you like trippin over a basketball
No, what I would literally fell in like a basketball court like
No, there that is impossible that is impossible
That is literally
fall interesting okay there may have been water on the floor and that's that's
the reason why I fell but there's like two my shoes weren't tied in the second
Okay, your turn.
Bye bye, too, bye, too, bye, too.
Alright.
What is your background?
I'm Polish, but I grew up in the UK.
are you good just give me one second sorry
All right, you got to ask a question yourself.
It says, is it true that you're Jewish?
No, I am Lebanese from Lebanon.
So, yeah, so, you know, yes.
Wait, but is it Lebanon and like Israel, like right next to each other?
Yes, so like literally we're neighbors, but I'm Lebanese, not Jewish.
Okay.
Yeah, I've been to Lebanon too.
Lebanon's very beautiful.
But right now we're getting like, like, yeah, we're getting assassinated right now.
But, you know, I live in Canada now.
when? Oh, when I was like 12. Oh, so that's like years ago. Yeah, I was like cheating
on road looks and stuff. Wait, so like when you was in Lebanon was you on the plane? Can
Can you excuse me for one second?
Yes, of course.
Just give me a one second.
Falchum!
Fourth try first.
All right.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
Hello hello.
All right.
Ready for my question?
Mm-hmm.
What is your hair color?
And what type of hair type do you have?
Um, well, it's like...
It's like wavy-ish, but mainly straight.
All right, you go for it.
I don't even, I don't have any more questions.
I can't have a question.
Okay.
do you have discord
i do
all my god
all right
i don't know about that
but it's not a lot of it
but it's not a lot of it
and
All right, do you want to ask a question or should I ask another question?
You can ask another question.
Just kidding, one second.
What video games do you play right now?
At the moment, I mean I play a bit of battle and little bit of siege
Overwatch I love Overwatch and Dead by Daylight. Have you ever played Dead by Daylight?
Yeah, actually I love all I want when I used to play
um
The last time I played was when Michael Myers was a killer and that was the last killer that was released. Oh
Oh, okay, and I love it. Yeah, it was really good. And then I also have all my demo. I did like
Can I be honest I used to cheat in them I do it too
Yeah, but but but but but but but but it wasn't that deep
I just I used it to get better survival perks. I'm gonna be honest
So like, you know, you know how you get them purple and then level three on the purples. Yeah. Yeah, it's all I did
That's all I did. I just didn't want to grind too hard. I didn't have money. So I got I used an unlocker
Hey, that's not that bad. That's not that bad, right? Come on. I just say I saw some time
All right, we have all cheered, right? Oh, okay, I ask you a question
Yeah
Have you ever cheated in any video game ever?
Okay, don't judge me for this, okay?
No, I would never judge, but I've cheated in like literally like the stupidest like
animal crossing on the iPhone back when I was a kid, but you know, it's not much worse
than they get.
They get.
They get.
Sorry.
So I wasn't the one that was like actually cheating because, okay, I was playing with
like my friends, one of my friends bought like veteran sheets like Warhack's and like
aimbot and she was screen sharing and so we was paying comp and so I had it up on my second
monitor so like I could see where the people were but that was in the past okay that was
like so long ago like it's never gonna happen again exactly but we're humans it happens
sometimes you know like sometimes you cheat in subway surfers sometimes you cheat like
You know on Temple Run or you know on Jetpack Joyride or on Rust or on CS go or on Rainbow Six Siege or on
You know it just happens. It just happens, you know
Exactly, but it's in the past and that's what matters, you know
All right, that's a question. Yeah
Just give me one second.
Okay.
Can I have your discord?
Can I have your discord?
May I have your discord?
Can I have your discord?
Give me your discord.
May I have your discord?
All right, I'm going to ask one more question, right?
Mm-hmm.
So I can't say the word or Roblox is gonna ban me, but I'm gonna go ahead and ask one more question, right?
Okay.
Can I have your DC?
Uh, yeah, you can.
Oh my god.
NOOOOOOO!
WHAAAAAT?
What the fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Murray, oh my god, she was my wife.
She was my wife!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
**MUTTERING**
Hello?
**MUTTERING**
Hello?
Muta?
Yeah?
That was me at the table Muta.
What???
Stay where he is.
Just now where?
See how God, high-fives?
I really, the conversation we had Muda, it's very nice.
No, no, no, you're lying, you're lying.
There's no way.
There's no way that was you, right?
There's no way, actually?
Bush changer?
Say wala.
High-fives!
High-fives to what a god, if that's true, walaihi.
I'm not leaving my house the next 10 years, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
How the fuck am I supposed to find her, bro?
What was her name?
What was her name?
Oh my God.
She's right there?
Where?
First page?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
She's right there? Where?
First page?
Oh
I Nurse the率
Oh, you can tell everybody
Yeah, you can tell everybody
Oh, I have to tell everybody
I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man
I believe every lie that I ever told
Pained wherever hard I ever stole
I played my cards and I didn't fold Well, it ain't that hard when you got sold
This is my world Somewhere I heard that life is a test
I've been through the words, but I feel you're my fate God made my mold different from the rest
Then he broke that mold so I know I'm bled
This is my world Stand up now and face the sun
I'll hide my tail, I'll turn and run
It's time to do what must be done
You can't forget no time
So you can tell everybody
So you can tell everybody
No way to tell everybody
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
So you can tell everybody
So you can tell everybody
No way to tell everybody
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
I got all the answers to your questions, I'll be the teacher, you could be the lesson
I'll be the preacher, you'll be the confession, I'll be the quick relief to why you're stressing
It's a thin line between what it means, is you really real or is you really fake
I'm a soldier, standing on my feet, no surrender, in a movie tree.
Hi guys, stop that shit. Stop that fucking shit, seriously. Stop that shit. Stop saying
that shit, bro. You're gonna piss me off, genuinely, bro. You're gonna fucking piss me
off. Stop that shit, bro. Stop with that shit. Stop with that shit, bro. Stop with that shit.
Wow chat, is a 21 year old to a 19 year old like that?
Is 21 to 19 bad?
No?
Chat, and she's Poland?
Hey bro.
what she's poland bro what's wrong with poland she's polish bro poland polish
same thing bro come on check them on guys you guys know I didn't study my
my geometry classes bro shut up wasn't in my geometry classes bro come on geometry
Come on bro. I wasn't I didn't I didn't study my geometry classes, bro.
Anyway bro, let's lock in. Let's play some fucking uh play some fucking uh some
some rock at least bro.
Should I have a girlfriend now? I'm taken.
Should I take it now bro?
you
you
you
you
you
It's better without your camera anyways. What do you mean by that bro?
Huh, what do you mean by that bro?
My camera actually broke I'm not even trolling what the fuck
My camera actually broke.
Oh my god, thank god.
I feel safer now that it's broken.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, bro, I think I've looked the worst shots in the fucking world, bro.
I know, bro.
I don't know.
I went from being so good at this game to being like, I don't know, bro.
Can I think it's the phoenix bro?
Chat Muda sold me fence.
Like what?
No, I did not.
Bro, I'm okay, just get me out of here, bro, like, I don't know, bro, why am I so trashed
this game all of a sudden?
Like, all of a sudden, randomly on a random Friday night, bro, I'm just asking this game.
Like, does someone tell me?
It's not a cheat menu.
It's open source.
Oh my god.
The game allows it.
Is my sense like too fast?
Rowe is blaming his sense I know.
Is it bad that I'm already hungry and the stream just started?
Like am I fat?
Am I fat?
When did you eat breakfast? An hour ago.
An hour ago.
Holy shit, this guy's getting fucked on.
4-0-30 seconds in chat, type 1 if this is a win trade.
Oh my god, yeah, I just need to play on the awk, I can't play on the fennec, bro.
I just can't play on the Sonic. That's what it is. I just can't play on the Sonic
What is that what type of play was that?
I promise you they are not come
Yubisoft is not calling, bro. I'm forever permanently banned from fucking Rainbow Six Siege.
Now chat, does that mean I could play off stream, ever?
I probably will never ever put that game off stream, but like, let's say I ever wanted to. Am I even allowed to?
Damn, it's cooked.
save a life save a life save a life save a life
Those are the kind of thoughts you keep to yourself.
like where do all my confidence go bro here there you go
oh my god
what am I actually gonna lose a-est? am I actually gonna lose this?
????????????????
fuck, that was good
I'm out of time.
No way bro.
There's no way, right?
Right chat?
There's no way, right?
It's literally impossible.
Yeah, GGs.
Yeah, GGs.
Just FF, bro.
Two seconds, two goals.
Literally impossible, bro.
GGs.
Out to the next...
Out to the next, bro.
I
Want to do a bro versus bro with X you see thoughts y'all that there'll be a fire segment
Also chat that house that I saw that I showed you guys the white one that was that's completely leaked bro. Is that a good house?
I don't think I have enough health right now bro, I'm gonna be honest
You
you
you
you
you
you
I need another like sensor some shit though
Like I don't know bro just gay whatever it's all good
It's all good bro. It's all good, bro. I don't even like mind it. It's all good
How, bro? How?
And I'm just...
Nooo, what?
That's fucking...
The liehate is getting real, the liehate is getting...
Fuck, it is getting real.
Like every time I play this game I have a cortisol spike bro, every time.
Every time I play this game I have a course also, like every time.
my controller broke bro what is my screen what happened
what the fuck
you
you
you
you
you
I
Was way better bro this game is way better Muda is still a virgin
I'm not bro, and even if I was bro, what's wrong with that chat?
How does he beat me there?
So you know what I learned bro?
I think rocket league is a very like
How do I spend it bro?
I feel like rocket league
You can only play like five minutes of rock league ten minutes of rock league and then you get bored. Is that true?
Yeah, I am not getting carried bro. Come on. Yeah, I'm getting a little bit. Well, come on like, you know like
This guy plays more Tuesday me, bro
I mean I had zero boost, it was a bad rotation, ahhhhh.
Like Jax would you guys play Rocket League all day every day for the next like 8 hours
a day?
Like I don't know how squishy would play this game for 8 hours a day every day, how is that
possible
There's more teammate going to do anything!
you I know okay I missed the one but one he missed like five oh here comes
messy
chat is xqc play a lot of those open that buying buying chat is xqc play a
lot of those party games like a lot
Or was yesterday like a one in one in like
Yo, okay, this guy's insane. What the fuck oh
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Oh my god, what is happening?
Why is he attacking?
Why is he following the attack?
What time do you play against Jixi?
I'm pretty sure we are when we want to chat.
Is that today?
Is that what we're doing?
I'm playing in his Rainbow Six Seas tournament.
How?
Ch- I'm banned, but I can still play custom games.
Like, the one thing they don't ban you off of is custom games.
Which is just like, I'm just so upset how I'm actually permanently banned from my video game, bro.
Any time I ever want to play Siege, I need to make another account.
Actually, it's insane, bro.
I mean, yeah, I did cheat in the past, bro, but like, I mean, I don't know.
I guess you could call me, uh, I don't know. It's all good.
What can we do though?
I don't know it is 100% is my fault, bro. I just feel like I don't know, bro
Like yeah, like let's say like, you know, you suck the dick five years ago chat and then now you don't now
You don't suck dicks. Are you still gay?
So like let's say if you suck a dick ten years ago, and then like now you're like straight. Are you still gay?
Dude, Rocket League is a game, why does XQC go live, lowkey bro?
Playing with XQC is probably going to be like the top 10, I think.
Chat, why don't you do 1v1ing Valorant Toxic 1v1s?
Chad, what do you mean, so you're copying Jinxie?
How the fuck does that make any sense?
I was on rock, you leave before he even started stream!
Valorant Toxic, one of the ones right now?
I wanna do it, but not right now.
Man.
I
Forgot boat chat I want to get CS go skins
So I'm able to play CS go for the rest like like I want to have skins on CS
Because chat let's be honest bro who the fuck wants to play CS go
Without skins bro
What fuck you doing
Just download a skin changer and call it a day
what the fuck
You need to spend $300 to get green trust factor, Muta.
The thing is, I don't give a fuck about that because I just play on FaceIt.
Well, I'm actually the best player in the world, bro. Fuck this shit.
Like, isn't FaceIt better than, uh...
Premiere?
Yeah.
cuz like bro and a game like CS go bro if I was 11 years old and I could be
able to find hacks at 11 years old bro anyone can bro
no time never cheated it I've never cheated in CS but y'all actually I
cheated in every game bro I have never cheated in a video game ever in my life
bro
I'm trolling
I'm being sarcastic, I don't know if that could sell but yeah I'm doing it.
Well chat, after being the receiving end of the cheats, no, no, I swear to God, it is fucked up, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
And it was just something I did when I was young, bro. Pretty much it. I don't condone it. I don't condone it anymore, bro.
I feel like we've all had a phase that we've cheated though, bro. Was it really that? Was it really just me? Am I just a terrorist?
Chat, type one if you've ever cheated in any video game. Like ever.
bruh
Why would you charge that? It's all good.
chat and gta 5 is this valid or no bro is this valid or no chat and gta 5 when I grinded
all those points on gta 5 console when I moved to pc account transfer and wasn't a thing
this was like like like seven eight years ago bro I'm not going to lie to that I downloaded
a mod menu and gave myself like a hundred million dollars on gta online like I had to
is that really cheating? I don't know, bro. Maybe it is, bro.
Bro, come on. Like, who the fuck? Bro, come on. I already grinded on the Xbox, bro.
I can't do that again, bro. That was like years, bro.
Like, everyone did that now.
Chat, who here has ever played RuneScape? No, that's like, probably like 0.1% of the people that
played. Chat, is League of Legends a good game, bro? I, bro, I want to get into League of Legends
because it's such a big game, but the thing is Bo, is I heard people say that once you start
League of Legends, your life's gonna go shit, you're gonna get an addiction, you're gonna want to
kill yourself in GTA, like, bro, is it really that bad, bro?
Yeah wait chat what's what's better dota 2 or league of legends what's bigger
How about that? What's a bigger big a bigger game?
My dick
Wait anomaly is live maybe we can ask anomaly to help us go CS skin CS go skin
I'll let the worst shot I could have ever shot in my life.
Bro, are you serious?
How is that possible?
So, has anyone in this stream lived in Canada and then moved to America?
What would y'all say is better?
or America to live.
is ass yeah I'm not gonna lie but why
she loved Canada bro everyone is nice
chat when I went to America for a
little bit bro everyone was just so
fucking like mean bro I don't know why
bro like Canada it's just it's just
everyone's so nice I don't know why
everyone has a stick up thru ass in America
I don't understand.
How about the UK?
Bro, I'm not going to lie, Berlin was actually like, bro chat when I did my EU modathon in
Berlin for rank one.
um
bro
EU
Had like the meanest people in the world. Okay. I know I it's not UK
I can't speak on UK, but the only country I've been in in EU was uh
Berlin
Chabral in the country, right? Or am I retarded bro, please or sorry? Is it a city?
Yeah, bro, I don't know bro. I don't know guys. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know I don't know
Guys bro, I never went to college bro like come on bro. I
Never went to college bro, but anyway, um
But anyway
You don't have to I didn't go either
Yeah, bro, I'm just retarded bro. I'm looking at a buck with job
Bro, I don't think I ever paid attention in school, bro
Which is which is not a good thing obviously because it shows you guys make fun of me every day
You guys call me retarded and sped every day, bro
But yeah, bro, uh
Amen
I
Don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know you know why the fuck does this Xbox shit
Keep loading at the end of it. He said
Yeah, when I went to Berlin
Berlin was very like
But it was it was such a beautiful city, but bro. It was so like old fashion like both. They didn't have best buys
They didn't have Walmart. They didn't have Costco's like I
Don't know how do you guys not have a store that has everything in the store? I
Don't know I don't know I don't know I just feel like that's just an a slop also
Every food I ate in Berlin was healthy clean and I felt like a superhero
Every time I ate a food from Berlin the food in America and Canada are looking kind of scary
You have to like eat from like
Like local restaurants or else you're getting fucked, but yeah, bro. I'm not gonna lie like
Bro, I'm not gonna lie Berlin was beautiful, but I feel like Berlin was also like very old-fashioned, bro
It's not a bad thing. Also everyone was also rude, bro
I don't know why like I looked at someone for too long and like bro
I just maintained eye contact for too long in Berlin is because it
Was oh, it's like I was I showed up. I didn't know what he was saying. I don't know if he was speaking Berlinese or something
I don't know what he was speaking, right? He's probably speaking Berlinese, but yeah
I held I cut it with someone for a little bit too long and he was it
I don't know
Berlinese yeah, bro. He was speaking like Berlinese or something, bro. I don't know
9!
Alright, chat's up with some Valorant
and play some Valorant
maybe like one or two comp games max
before I start punching my PC
because I have snipers on my stream
and then one V1ing
toxic viewers
okay?
but chat, I'm not gonna lie
I gotta use the bathroom upstairs
so yeah, I'll be back in like
two minutes, bro
let me see, maybe my moderator
can like talk to the chat or something. I have no mods, bro. Try to have no mods, bro.
Siri, FaceTime, Melvin.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.
When is the one doing a jigsie?
Probably around like six o'clock.
My guess would be like six, six, seven.
Yo, Melvin, can you join Discord and talk to my chat
while I go to the bathroom, bro?
My stomach hurts, bro.
My stomach hurts.
I'm sorry, bro.
What?
I can't, I'm just, bro.
Tell join mods VC or admin VC join admin VC or my join admin VC
Watch out upper back
What did you leak I'm buying it
$158
Yeah, I'm buying this operator lucky day my lucky day bro is it $158 please what the fuck
what all right y'all I'm gonna go to the bathroom can you guys entertain my chat please yo
bitter bitter bitter talk to my chat bitter talk to my chat please both of you guys I
I have the bat
Ciao to the bat
Woooo
I didn't even speak for a little bit of the time in the end
I didn't even talk
I wanted to chat if dogs is in the end
I wanted to chat if dogs is in the end
I wanted to chat if dogs is in the end
Let's see
I'm fucking Indian
Oh shit
Oh I see a lot of wands
Yeah why do you guys always talk to me
I want you to go make me a sushi
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
What do you mean, wow?
So you're racist.
Fuck you, dogs.
What the fuck did I do?
Yeah, I see a lot of fucking Indian emotes, Betta.
Oh, fuck.
This guy said, fuck you, dogs.
Out of nothing.
Fuck, dogs.
Melvin get mooted to play with the Robo Skrull.
I want to touch you.
I think she is underage, so I don't condone that.
Yeah, she's 19, I think.
Why is everybody saying fuck you to us? What the fuck can we do?
Stupid asshad.
To you it's fair, but to me, I don't know.
What do you mean fairest? Yo, can you speak English?
You don't fucking know what fairs mean.
I mean, how you saying it like, it's not English.
Do not redeem it though.
Darkseed, do not redeem it.
300 pound mods, I think Darkseed is like 50, I think you're 50 pounds, we actually don't
know.
Let's just say I met Darkseed in Prague and I threw him on the bed like a little boy,
oh no, not like that, like oh my god.
Oh my god
Well, do you want to know what happened to Melvin in Prague? You guys want to know?
But let's just say
the second night he had
You were in the cage
The second night he had to close the door
through the lock
But the first night I had my chance
Okay, should I leave what happened at the mall? What did you do at the mall?
Okay, no, no, no, that's actually weird
That's actually weird now
You're actually weird now!
You're actually weird now!
Because it didn't happen like that.
It didn't happen.
You're just gonna lie.
I'm a lickier nose.
Bro, it's actually getting taboo.
Are you speaking English?
And you're getting a big boi.
Enter a panor.
bro no you know what's crazy I'm actually an entrepreneur now that's no jokes
how are you an interpreter I don't know what are you doing
what are you the CEO of fucking India starts licking better up and down what
What the fuck?
Yo!
Yo, yo guys, guys, ask us a question, okay? One question, go.
Wait, this is a drag, some people to VC.
Someone join VC, someone join Dragman.
Yeah, someone join VC.
Someone join Dragman.
One question, go!
Someone join Dragman.
Someone join FAST join.
Someone join FAST join.
Okay, move someone.
Wait, wait, I got MasterJ. I got someone.
Yo, one question go.
Yo Wolf, one question go.
Okay, one question, one question.
Please don't say that word, please.
Don't say that word.
Let's go, let's go. One question.
One question?
Yeah, go.
Are you done?
Next one.
Holy fuck, so many people.
Next one, next one, next one.
Guys, yo Jordy.
Oh my god guys, he's here guys Rory Rory 2 4 6 is here guys Rory 2 4
How big is it? What what what? Wait, okay, how big is it?
I'm pretty sure we don't have to ask Melbourne what his dick size is
We all know you're ginger shot in a row with no reaction. Let's get started. Cheers my friends.
Boom, no reaction, no reaction, no reaction, yeah, it's a shot of like ginger and sumeric
I just uh took health you
Match found
We don't say chat like quick little like you know I'm saying bro quick little like like super nears into my system
You know I'm saying
They have no idea how hardly I am.
What the fuck, first time viewer here, your nose almost poked me through the screen.
So therefore, I'll dismiss myself.
Like, what?
What is that?
Hello?
What do you mean he's not wrong?
He is wrong, bro, he is wrong.
chat what do me and ex you see play today bro I look you want to do something
with them today bro
chat how how much does ex you see react who is that weld rice man on the other
side ah the other me of course
bro i don't understand how every time i open a footer i'm just on footer but uh yeah
bro i really do want to do a bro vs bro with xvc i might ask him if he gets on today
i might ask him bro who do you guys think we're gonna bro vs bro me or xvc be a good
one lowkey
I'm just happy I got one bro. I'm just happy I got one bro. I'm just happy I got one
I got one.
Pocket, you fall.
I got mine!
One enemy remaining spike down
be just you guys know you guys know how
I said I want to get the top rank of
every single game before I like like
before I'm like old and I can't even do
that anymore do you guys think I have to fucking learn the legends bro what time
is the 1v1 on jixie I don't I'm not too sure we didn't really plan it my
assumptions were like six or seven now that I stopped on like six because I
I didn't buy anything, what the fuck.
What do you can't get at the Solid Rock League, bro?
I'm pretty sure of Squishy Muffins
and a bunch of pros
sat down
and like, helped me
and helped me learn every day.
Maybe it would take like six months to a year to play eight hours a day of it.
It would be love.
I had nothing better, classic, no armor.
I'm sitting for op next, Sean.
Oh.
You have no idea son you should play face-to-face do your placement games chat
The thing is I did I I did a like a I already did that like maybe a month ago
Where I played non-stop until I got face level 10 I got this little 10 so I kind
of already completed that to be honest I had to complete that but you know what
we could I mean chat should we just get like 30k on premier what's the highest
is points in premier 30k approach and I wanted to get champion and as an R6 bro
but I'm just permanently banned bro that's so unfair I mean it's not unfair
it is fair it's fucked like actions do have consequences bro even though you're
15 fuck me there's got to be a way around it bro right like I don't know
hop on a spoofer on hop on a spoofer on stream bar
Is Valorant even fun anymore? It's not a bad game. I can't play more than two games on it, to be honest.
I can't play this game longer than two games.
Yeah, I can't play Val like I used to, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I just can't.
And I don't know if it's the game or me anymore, to be honest. I don't know.
One thing I do know though is getting slid on by a neon shotgun bro, every game is fucking insane bro.
Make a R6 account and just put Sora AI watermark on the corner.
But what if I played Rainbow Six Siege and like, hid my name in all the games?
You think they still be able to find me?
I just want to get champ, bro.
I want to complete the series, bro. I want to get champ.
you dog dog showers dog showers you're gonna be there 100% my wall hacks is telling me
There
They can cut
You're fucking crazy about
I still got it, bro. Anyone in anyone want to do a Windsor meetup
Get on with it!
Here!
Here!
Here!
Here!
Save all my traps.
Enemy spotted B.
Did you guys remember when Tyler won, kept making new accounts for League of Legends?
They will come!
Because he was like fan for like toxicity?
Yeah, they both need it!
Someone's in the fence for you.
Here, you're in the fence!
Fight planted!
One enemy remaining.
Yeah, I remember that. He wasn't cheating. He wasn't cheating. I know that was for toxicity, but still they would ban every account, right?
So, what if I just did the same thing?
And just I just want champ bro. I want to complete the series, bro. That's it. I just want to get champ bro
That's all I want. I just want champ and that's it
Do you guys think Ubisoft would like be that horse on there like just fucking perma bin every time I
Just got to make sure I hide it like I don't know wake up one day with account then
I've got your child to play. Let's play
Spike down
Yeah, I know true like if they unbanned me it would set a bad example bro, but like oh my god
Like riot unbanned
Tyler one it wasn't for cheating though. He was like toxic, but like you know
So you don't know what you do bro chat one of you guys in this chat should
Go work for Ubisoft and then unbanned when no one's looking
Out of charges.
Target down.
He's A-D-S-E on the chamber, walk up on the bucket.
There we go.
Good.
Last player standing. Clutch.
I got your back. Just, you know, on the phone.
I'm a fuck.
Fuck!
This one begins!
here
kid walk short
my open
do you have invisibility hats on? chat this is competitive, yeah
yes, competitive
bro, guys, I'm not win trading bro, what the fuck?
shut up, by the way bro, should I get an old leg monitor bro?
I know I ask this question literally every day bro, but like
should I get one bro?
You already have one no I did have one bro but I broke him on accident after I broke
Okay, I just went back to my BenQ monitor.
I
Don't even have an IPS bro. I have a fucking
Channel I'm a chamber. I don't have an IPS monitor. I have a fucking a TN panel, bro
No guys lock in hold B
Bro like why are you guys making me an Arab girl in AI?
Like what are y'all doing bro?
Yo, can you guys stop, bro?
Can you guys stop saying you're gonna fucking crack me?
Stop!
if you love to like that people would
I need to get out of here.
I need to get out of here.
Come out, come out, come out.
Grab the job, grab the job.
Grab the job!
Yo, we have two odds.
The city needs me.
I can't be away from you.
Yo, I have an odds.
It's in the squeaky.
I did it, bro.
You have to... someone would have to pull me out of female mooder.
Yo, can you guys stop saying sus after every shot I hit, bro?
Can someone stop- can you- can someone buy me this, please?
Y'all stop saying suss after every shot I hit bro
It's my buddy
Wi-Fi dot exe. Oh my god, bro. What is wrong with you guys, bro?
Thank you, someone, buddy. It looks like yo, don't worry. It looks like that's that's me. I got it
Let's go!
Son of a bitch!
Blood!
Oh, I like it!
One enemy remaining.
Who'da have you ever hit 10,000 subs?
Yeah, two years ago when I first became streaming bro, I blew up in the Valorant industry.
Like, literally, I was the biggest Valorant streamer for like a year straight.
And then uhh, yeah.
Like now I'm doing more variety because chat, I'm gonna be honest bro, chat, who here can
play Valorant for 8 to 10 hours a day every day?
Of course you blew up you terrorist.
I
Know about what the fuck bro, let's fly
he's healing
heaven, heaven, heaven
that's bad rain
might as well give them to me.
Holy ass water.
You were cheating while you were on the come up, I just can't prove it.
Like what?!
What do you mean bro?
Chills with the two of them love you, Nia with the two of them love you.
Mick with the plan of love you, God bless you.
514 blix
I love you god bless you man what the fuck
why is he sitting there though like what's
Muda explain this clip
what is this bro
What is this?
What even is that running back and forth? Is that a goal?
Or is she doing this?
You should know, bro.
Get on, James.
Get on.
No, come on!
That's your future wife, my boy.
You know, to this day, I still don't understand that joke.
Yeah, I retarded.
roll, go.
Oh my god, he wasn't there a second night ago.
or your cheats off what are you doing chat do you guys know how much hours of sleep
I'm off bro. I'm off like four hours of sleep. I didn't I slept I slept last night. Ah
What's that I see that I said I said I
I
Did you see us who has to be swiping I let you switch I will choose a number to that
As you see we wet your little way. I said that's not at 4 30 a.m. Robe. I
Said that 4 30 a.m. Last
Panicked
Yeah, I am not balding where do you guys see that I'm balding from bro
Yeah, where do you guys see that I'm balding from I'm not balding bro
I'm not balding bro, stop.
It's a headset dance, bro.
It's a headset dance.
Alright, headset dance.
Nice, neon with an O then on A.
for a with chamber has an Oden
you're just so good bro
What if someone is botting your roblox?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Like in what world are you still talked about like you're still talk
I've been watching their stream lately.
I've been enjoying watching the stream lately and they're great, but I don't understand
where the confidence for a facecam comes from.
Bro.
You want to play?
Let's play.
Yes, dude.
I literally look exactly like you.
So if I look ugly, you're ugly, bro.
How does that make any sense?
Top and bottom.
Oh, can I have your gun, bro?
I made a mistake. I cut the sides. I am never cutting the sides, but cutting short.
I'm never gonna cut the sides again, but I'm always gonna cut short, but I'm never gonna cut the sides again.
Match point!
I'm gonna cover my elf ears. I'm gonna cover my elf ears.
Bro, you're balding? Oh my god, go to Turkey or something? I'm not balding! Holy shit!
It's just a headset dance
Yeah, we're at the bomb I got it
It's not spinning
I mean I just love when you blind me, STAY!
Oh man, let's go! I got things to do!
They are so dead!
What a killed word.
Yo I heard you have a DMA device in your nose.
Yo bro I heard you have a device in your nose.
If I once had them, I would have literally taken my pants off and did anything in the
world.
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man.
Tatch that, order a Chick-fil-A or Chipotle.
Or eat a meal prep.
But I don't know if I'm in the mood for a meal prep, bro.
I'm trying to put on weight, I'm trying to put on size, I'm barely eating these days.
Should I just touch it fully?
Yo, can we win so I don't have to play with you guys ever again?
Okay, Baka.
What?
What?
What?
Okay, Baka.
What?
Mean okay, I'm gonna full cam and we're just gonna go somewhere everyone quiet down. We'll see don't say where we're going nothing
No, no, it's not it's not it doesn't matter bro. It doesn't matter that we're not talking bro. We're just uh
We're being like I and like you're not playing anti
So just die for me and I'll beat you okay. Yeah, I got it if you're not gonna do anything like just go die
just come, just come here, just come here
and I'm just...
put your TP all the way back here
so that when he flashes long, you can't...
okay
yo, he's not there anymore, you're a good gamer
Yo, one of them is TP'd.
NCT.
Enemy and Defender Spawn.
One enemy remaining.
Wow, the second I full cam, I get two kills and we win the round.
The second after losing five rounds in a row.
So five rounds in a row, we lose and the second I turn on a full cam, we win.
in a row we lose and the second I turn on a full can we win hmm hmm whatever bro
it's shameless jigsie invited you to the r6 tournament I know bro I know I know
I know I can't wait bro I can't wait I actually generally can't wait bro I
generally I generally cannot wait bro I generally cannot wait bro I generally
can't I try generally can't wait I don't double tap your nose that my device
will get activated. It's not how it works bro. I don't have a DMA in my nose, dumbass.
I don't have a DMA in my nose. Look, I have a DMA in my nose. Are you playing with, are
you playing games at X-Fa? I think, I don't know, we didn't play anything. Is he live yet?
He's not even live yet. Or is he? No, he's not. I don't know, probably. I mean, I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
I Jack 1v1ing toxic viewers now
Listen bro
I want to 1v1 you guys
But listen bro. I don't want any of that. I don't I don't want any of that soft shit, bro
No, if you want to 1v1 me bro. I
Want you
To be mad at me, bro, I want you to be toxic to me, bro, okay
I don't want any of this soft shit, bro. Listen
This is the type of shit if you think I'm cheating if you think I'm a bomber if you think I'm a terrorist
I want you to want you to want me bro if you think I'm shit
I wonder you must have a mic and you must be a shit talker. I want you to want you to want me, bro
I want you to want to reach at type one if you are mood as biggest hater
What why are you guys typing one?
If we want the one don't tap her nose and activate it
I chat ready are you all ready? What is this sus ass clip? What is this like 23 like look at look at
his face like bro his life is too sweet bro like rainbow six is sweet as
these cute like he's legit like look at him like bro I'm telling y'all like look
at his face gang he's cute as hell like he's not like you can tell he doesn't
want it like well if I switch if not I'm just saying like if a guy like me
Like an alpha male, I know you
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this guy trying to say, bro chat? What is this guy trying to say, bro?
Well, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this guy trying to say, bro?
I chat
Are y'all ready three
two one
I'm gonna leave the party go chat chat
I don't know if it's just me bro, but I feel fat today
like I feel like I want to you know what I want to do chat I want to have a big
big Chick-fil-A meal and watch a YouTube video that you guys send can we do
that in like 45 minutes chat can we do that in like 45 minutes when I order
Chick-fil-A and we just watch a YouTube video together for like 40 minutes
watch I'll do an XQC segment bro let's do our XQC segment bro I just do
react let's do let's do a quick little XQC segment right you know what I'm saying
Quick little xqc second. Oh cheater. We can
Let's go bro, it's fun
All right, three two one listen you must you must have a mic and you must be toxic
Three two
One the first person to join chat we can wait bro. We'll wait five minutes for some of y'all bro
I don't care. I chat will wait five minutes for some of y'all bro. Listen first person to jump
Oh, that's pretty cool. Pretty quick.
Who here has a mic?
Me.
Okay, then who here would be the most toxic?
Me, bro. Fuck you.
Come on, let's see, bro.
Well, well, well. You think you can beat me?
No, you're a fucking cheater and you suck at the game.
What?! Who do you think you're talking to?!
Do you know why I own this game? I won this game!
This game top one in two different classes Rick one and Ricky
I got my part of two different
I'm not chopped bro chopped
Do I look ugly do I look ugly do I look ugly just be honest, bro. Just be honest
No, no, you don't you're so good-looking Muda you're so way yes. Yes. Yes
Frantic what are you saying? Oh
Man
Why are you copying me with sovo bro?
Yo, you are ass at the game, bro, you utterly watched this.
Where is this coming from, bro?
Where is this coming from?
Don't worry about it, bro.
Chad, where does this guy think he is, bro?
He already...
Can you please stop playing Max Ads?
I don't have Max Ads on, Chad.
Chad, you know what's the better, bro?
I don't even have ads, period, bro.
Stream for free chat. I stream yo, did you even sleep Tony? No, bro. Tony. I said you have the accent Tony
I said when these 1v1 this easy just don't use your
I never use that from Morocco fold hands emo. I've never used my life, bro
I don't know what you're talking about, bro. That was all I got all the eye. That was all AI, bro
Tony bro. I barely slept well. I suffer for hours, bro
For hours for four hours. I'm living right now for like three HP right now
It's only up on me, I promise.
Fred! Fred!
I guess I'm gonna have to stay.
Standing ahead.
Fred!
Fred!
There we go.
That's not very optimal.
Oh my god.
Fred, big boy.
You know I let you have that one, right?
Yeah, right, bro.
You're so readable.
A hundred more if you win this on God.
stop sniping stop sniping stop sniping are you retarded no no seriously though
seriously no I'm deadass not sniping so why are you taking that?
bro you're so obvious bro your nose is sticking out I saw you
I'm gonna kill them.
Beat them back.
Standing ahead.
Where are you looking?
Same thing.
Where are you looking?
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I mean come on bro, you gotta do better than that, alright?
Frantic bro, if I lose this and I miss out on a hundred gifted, frantic, I am getting on an airplane and going straight to your house in Minecraft
The best of the best and we still forget the spike
3 for what? I said 3 for what?
3 for what? You're not as good as you think you are.
Rank 1 in 2 different continents. You're a wind crater, you are ass.
Rank 1 in 2 different continents. The most obvious wind tray ever.
Rank 1 in 2 different continents, Jelensi. Only human on Earth.
Only human on Earth to ever be there. I'm an airbender. I'm a fucking airbender, bro.
You're a wind trader. Deep rest.
the
revealing area
the plane drone
where are you going where are you going oh my god I'm not cheating I'm not
cheating bro I'm not cheating bro you're just mad I mean if I was cheating I
wouldn't do but I'm not cheating anyway bro how do you feel to get shit on
the chosen one bro the chosen one by the way the chosen one I mean you're
cheating you're a fucking loser
Viki, sova
and I never went traded, so I don't know where to get that information from
they have so many allegations, rough that bad, I kinda
take flight
enemy tank
shock dart
Oh, just spam your entire cake as we're scared to fucking swing.
You're actually a pussy.
My quiver is never fooled.
Do you know who you're fucking talking to, Jelensi?
winter there you were talking to be chosen one your races winter it is
what?
hehehe
standing ahead
deploying drone
enemy map
my ult not ready
I mean, come on, bro.
Yeah, you good, bro?
Number one, right?
Number one in Europe, right?
You fucking suck.
one in Europe and North America. Second of all, the only human to ever do that. Third of all,
you're just literally copying that playstyle because you know I'm the first one.
Fully boosted. You're actually Bones, right? You're literally fucking snapping. You're actually
implicit. Fuck you. Right, right, I guess. All right, put it on your life, you're not snapping.
on my life I'm not something you just suck like that as you really you're really bad
revealing area
I
Said Rose at Monty bear
Take flight
Where are you going?
Get your gun out bitch get your gun get the fuck out of my lobby get the fuck out of my lobby
Oh my god Francike
Frantic, frantic, frantic. I don't know what I want to do with you. Like chat, we need
to do a celebration. Chat, we need to do a celebration. We need to do a celebration, bro. We need
to do this audition.
Thank you for the 150 subs.
God bless you, God bless your family, and thank you for the 150 subs, God bless you, God
bless you, and thank you for the 150 subs, thank you, and I love you, thank you.
now what the fuck is wrong with your body bro what my chest genetics bro my
chest genetics jamesy wants the 1v1 are you guys sure or are you guys lying to
me bro are you guys lying to me yes we are he doesn't want a 1v1 yet
all right chat another toxic 1v1 space the two months I love you another
Toxic 1v1 3 2 you must have a mic and you must be toxic and you must hate me bro 3 2 1
And jh 452 I'll give it some time chat. I'll give you guys as long as you guys want
I love you, Muda.
Oh my god.
I love you, Muda.
Yeah, you fucking suck, Muda.
Hey, you bitch.
Oh, your ass, girl.
Oh, your ass.
Your ass.
Look at that big old nose.
Who's saying that to me, bitch?
Who's saying that?
You big ass nose.
I don't hide behind that screen!
Which one? Benjamin?
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Benjamin, Netanyahu, or Eping Chungus?
What do you want?
What do you want me now?
Big Nose Monkey? Excuse me?
You heard me pal.
Excuse me!
Look at that Big Nose Monkey!
Who are you calling Big Nose Monkey?
I know you cheated on your girlfriend.
I didn't!
What the fuck?
Wherever they run, I will find them.
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Wanting to be degraded by fans is so kinky, it's insane.
You do know what they say.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.
I am not a cheater.
Spaces are too much.
I love you.
It's and more with the problem of you.
Mitz, Mitzky shy with the one I love you so much.
God bless you.
Hello?
Turn on your voice comms in-game party chat in audio section.
How is he doing that bro?
How is he doing that?
Listen for the wind, it will tell you where to get it.
Jinxy.
What up bitch?
Yo, okay.
I know you're on steroids.
I'm not on st- why would I be on steroids?
You're cheating in life, you're cheating in games, you're cheating on your girl, you're
cheating on Jinxy.
What?
Where you getting this information from what the fuck I never my sources. I never used to be cheats up you ten years ago
Well, well, you're not gonna buy a gun there and you're not first of all
I want to clear some accusations. I do not cheat on video games
I do cheat on my girlfriend and I do cheat on Jaxie and I do take steroids
But I do not you used to tell me when I was ten years old ten years ago. No, I did not
What is it? What is it slender? I know you did
Put a text on a homeland
You going down pal
just be careful I could be in a corner holding an operator right now
I'm literally right behind you
it's impossible my back is turned towards a wall right now
ADSing on this angle that you're about to swing me in
okay yes see there's obviously cheats
number one right wing trader
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not gonna say that, but you're not gonna say it.
Okay, first of all, I've never taken steroids in my life.
I've never cheated on anybody in my life.
Okay, maybe I have in the past 10 years ago.
First of all, I never take steroids,
I never cheat on my girlfriend,
I'm not cheating on GC in fourth of all,
I'm not a one-trigger.
I got rank one in EUN and they legit.
Where are you coming with these allegations?
I was in there open last week, by the way.
What the fuck?
did you not see me walk by I'm on stream so you're the one who bought my
house and kicked me out yeah you're using mind games on me I mean bro how
do you think Benjamin Ninten Yahoo you coming into my my stream my game trying
to beat me bro huh huh some of the chess that you look like you could smoke a
a blunt out in the rain with that thing.
What?
First of all, I don't smoke.
Second of all, my nose-
Get your nose out of my spawn!
I can see it over here!
Into the unknown!
You can't see my nose, bro!
I'm looking right at it. It's fucking my nose isn't even that big
I know exactly where you are. I know exactly where you are, Benjamin.
Where did you drop? I can see you. Where is he?
Okay
Not ready
me
You think you could come into my game
Call me big nose winch raider scammer bomber
Stairway, I know you committed 9-11. I know you plotted that whole thing
Oh, okay. Yeah, see, she cheats.
That's not cheater.
Fucking little cheater!
I'm not a cheater!
Big nose.
GG's, bro. GG's, bro.
GG's, bro.
GG's, bro.
Fuck you!
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the guy that went on an imaginary date yesterday
What I know for a fact you didn't go on a day as a jixie. Do you want to know why do you want to know why?
Cuz you don't get girls you say you're better than goon
Yeah, just like the rest of us just by the way, you're not special bro. We all do alright
You're not much you don't get girls, but we all doing together
What high-fives he took his girlfriend to
Hockey match
Game really hot and when you and then she was cool. Did you like what give her your sweater to?
No, I like do you think we live in like some fairy tale jixie jixie bro jixie when I scroll
of my tiktok can someone tell me why hi hi so you tell me why i see this guy aide into a star
wars Darth Vader and a goon compilation jesse you're doing a hockey game yesterday
yo bro all of that i was in that too by the way i'm all doing that all that bullshit is ai
jesse i was in that too remember fucking mod doing that shit bro yeah yeah bro yeah
Yo, I'm on PC now any last words bro. Oh, listen dude. Listen, bro
I don't care if you have one frame a frame in 10,000 frames
5,000 frames
100,000 frames, bro. Listen, I will still beat you in Rainbow Six Siege. That's just how it is
I'm loading up my game. Are you ready?
Yes bro, I'm warm up.
Do I even warm up?
I don't even need to warm up, bro.
Let's just play, bro.
I'll put you on the stompin' settings.
Well, I'm gonna warm up, so you should warm up.
Okay.
But you should warm up.
All right, I'll warm up.
I saw you looking for a Roblox date today.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No half of the people in Roblox are like literally eight, right?
Okay, no, no.
She was 19.
She said she was 19.
Wow, bro.
Wow.
What was that?
After you went through a hundred random people and you found one versus 19.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I mean, what are you Edp 445? I know I know it's bad
I know I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Sorry
Maybe should read something
Yeah, but he said some crazy shit wait what wait wait wait wait. Oh, no
Okay
Okay, so should I be careful on Roblox dad is that what you're saying?
Okay, okay, okay
I think she would kick me out of the house and throw a slipper at my head
Well, I don't know why but I just have to say, like, I just had a hard time believing
that, bro.
But if you really took a girl to a hockey game this day, bro, I'm proud of you, bro.
And you're a gentleman, bro.
All right.
No, I'm done with this.
Me and Jinxie went to a hockey game.
I didn't date you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
I'm not dating you.
Oh my god
So that's why you guys spend so much time together and these calls I see
All right, who in this chat actually legitimately thinks I've dated
If you do I'm sorry bro you have a rock in your fucking head
What's your brightness
All right, man.
Now, what about my sense?
Do you see how my sense is going to feel different?
I need to warm up.
This is the first time you've ever played PC console on Siege.
Dynamic range?
You know how when I ate Bodo, it was on PC, bro?
Wait, actually?
PC. Which one do you use?
Higher low?
Dynamic range?
I can't even access this.
This is important, Zinx. I'm not even kidding. This is important.
So if you use night mode, it's low, but I don't use night mode.
He's dynamic.
Motherfucker, what's I don't use night mode.
I don't use that.
Do you want flashbangs being white or black?
Black.
OK. Wait, what?
Why would you really?
Soon as you're I'm going to think of the car.
I'm a lot of guys saying
Oh
Red
Okay, wait that red it's a light red
100% or what percentage
Like 90 bit
What
if you have to wait until last time
yes
if you do run up sometimes
you can't always rely on your primary one
everyone must know
okay are you super uh
tradition about this stuff
zero zero and then disable
try your secondary weapon
well i don't think we're allowed to warm up bro
i think we should just get on
it's not fair
oh no
i don't like pc
fuck off
okay fine
right there
right there
right there
yes bro
i need one more
What is the bill one feel three, but it's this
Chat
And we actually use better we actually use better because all the other times you got a frame advantage now
Okay, no advantage
Guys console 16 9 or 16 10 16 9 right?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Okay, wait a minute you've beaten ball on max friends
Yeah
What was the last time you've been on PC
So prime it's so basically I'm pressing prime jinks here right now
If I put them on for three you can't aim
You're not coming anywhere in my ass!
Alright, bye.
That's a 3-1,000 subs, Oregon.
Oh my god.
Okay, fine.
A thousand?
That's a 3-1,000 subs, Oregon.
Come on, bro.
Don't be a bitch.
A thousand gifted subs!
Are you crazy?
You're better than me.
What?
Is your controller plugged in?
Is your controller plugged in?
Not yet.
My brother's dropping it off.
Yo, Muda, why not, bro?
Because you don't want to be a manager.
You don't want to be a manager.
You don't want to be a manager.
You don't want to be a manager.
No, no, no, I think we should do
Okay, I'm down but like you like 200 subs
and make less noise
what is that?
now all over this window
if you need to, you can go prone to lay low
this position
fuck you, scrabble me
come on!
OK, fine!
fuck you, fine
yes, let's go bro, fine, fuck
alright, wait, I think I have my cord
I
Too loud
Friends with the 20 subs I love you boy you can literally pick my pants off and fuck me in the ass until I come whatever you are
I love you
What are you putting in?
It's dead. My bike is dead.
Yo, 500 subs, right?
500 subs lost.
if you have the right
put up yeah
your big nose put your cam top left
and don't move it
alright
do i really have a big nose bro
what do you have the scuba email
Do I have the stupid email?
No.
Do I have the stupid email?
Uh, do I?
Yeah, I think I do. Yeah, I do. I have it right now. Yeah.
Isn't that like the best email?
Yeah, a little key. I've never even seen this email before.
Let's go back.
500 subs on high-vives? What are you just gonna win, bro? Be honest.
I think you're one
I must enter a different type of flow no one has ever seen before.
I am the chosen one.
And I will win this 1v1.
Throw one above the bulletproof glass to eliminate fire.
We're almost done. Find the next house.
We can do only organ if you want we can also do organ and border I'm good at both bro to be honest
it doesn't matter like because if we do a border you won't be able to use shotguns on me so I see
and I'm on PC so if you want we can just do organ only. Probably most fair.
Yeah, whatcha with it?
I'm working for my Muffa.
Don't forget to check the ceilings.
There's a few organ club border.
Right?
Organ club border.
Yes. Work to my Muffa.
But this is gonna be set in a month.
This is our first fair in 1v1. You're good on that, right?
Oh my god, I've never I've never I've never been in the club before in my life though. Oh
My god
Yeah, I'm never playing hopeful again. Oh my god
Yeah, this feels amazing.
What?
I didn't off the heat in my house.
I didn't off the heat in this.
This feels amazing.
Yeah, PC's just superior.
Hey, hi guys.
What's up, man?
PC's just superior, bro.
Wait, Muda, I'm going to 7-0 you.
This isn't fair.
This isn't fair.
What's saying for you to try 4-3 if you want?
4-3 is like the best rose.
But what does Mingo use?
Stompin uses 4-3, 90 Fov.
Yeah, but what does Mingo use?
Because Stompin's on mouse.
He uses the same thing.
Mingo uses 4-3?
4-3, 90 Fov.
All right.
Wait, they both use 4-3?
All right.
They're really?
How about, can I try 4-3? Let me try 4-3.
Yes, you can try 4-3. If you don't like it, you can try 16-10.
It's the same resolution as 16-9, just a little bit more stretch.
Oh my god, stretch me! This is insane!
How about stretch me?
Okay, I gotta get used to this, though.
Or I gotta get used to this.
Wait, all right. Oh my god.
Yeah, people are shatter.
Yeah.
Now one thing that I hate about PC is the sound is so bad.
Dude, this feels so good!
Dude, this feels so good in my tight little ass, guys.
What the fuck did you do? What are you saying?
Bro, Mude, I hope you realize.
You will, like, Mude, if I'm on PC, you will-
Here we are.
Yeah, well, you said that, you said that literally every time,
and I still fucking beat you somehow.
You don't know why?
Because I'm fucking better than you, JX.
When I was on top of that, he got energy!
I will! I will!
I want a champ on PC!
I don't know what's up with this one.
I want a champ on PC.
True. We're drunk.
We're not something for a job.
Yeah, wait until you run into the wall hapers.
JX, you're a frimmy's 90, right?
You're the 60th thing about wall hapers?
Yeah.
Spider-Man pointing at each other in mode.
What?!
This intel would normally be shared with your teammates.
If you're aware that scanning alerts the target, you'll know someone spying on them.
You can also use location things like the ones I've been facing to guide you.
These don't alert enemies.
Ping the security camera above.
Good to see you're 50 90 right?
You'll notice contextual things, specific intel on what you pinged your teammates, like the
camera icon here.
Now, hang that bar, design locations too, and here on top of mine.
We got intel, now it's time to fire the bombs.
You'll look like the image on your comms display. Your luck specialist.
At least he's the greatest experience ever. What?
AHH!
What game is this TVNC?
Ahhhhhh. Who the fuck shed in this toilet? Look at the fuck you.
The job is high. I suggest you look up when you jump to propel yourself higher
You see I don't think you understand how much adrenaline I get in these one-to-one that turns to a fucking maniac
It feels like I just snored a fucking cocaine. I just feel like I snored of cocaine
You understand me with these one-to-one give me so much energy and so much like dopamine is like
It's like
destroyed
Are you ready bro like damn
Excited
I
Now you're free to look around, and you can see and find some intel you can use.
Looks like you stumbled on a signal disruptor.
Don't worry your drone hasn't been destroyed, it just can't.
Once you enter destroy as many defender devices as you can.
It's your first time destroying it, there's no barbed wire, there's no slowdown.
easy
how about you?
what's that sound?
uh... it makes...
yeah yeah
now that there's no signal disrupter
you're free to pick up your drone
i heard my good mate
one of them is bound behind his wall
right?
defenders will sometimes reinforce
break all surfaces that's been breaching
luckily for you
thermite's unique ability is one step ahead
one step ahead. Open the operator guide and check out how the X-O from a charge works.
So, they're saying you didn't change it. Do you need to change dynamic range to low?
Any variation? No, I'm afraid it's wall now. Don't keep me waiting.
I'm a tutorial island
You are not coming bro. I'm sorry, bro. I like I want you to win bro
I feel bad. I shouldn't be the one winning bro, but you have 20,000 hours and I have like 500
Like I hope you win bro
Remember when you said 30 line bitch. I know I'm sorry
500
You have 3k hours, right?
No, I don't have 3,000.
Okay, I'll pray.
What's he saying, bro? You're never gonna do me again, not if I have praying.
You're never gonna do me again, you're never again.
Oh
No, bro, I'm being some of the chosen one
I mean I don't know who you think you are talking to me on my FaceTime video call bro get the fuck
off my phone call bro I don't know who you think you are you're actually matter fact matter
matter of fact you're getting fired
why do I have a laser on?
or why do I have a laser on chat?
ohhhh my hands
I have laser on
He's on max audio chai, he's on 200 audio drop, oh jixie can you just go ahead and uh
just say this real quick?
Yeah, it's perfect bro, I don't know how loud do you guys want this to be bro?
What?
He's loud, he's loud.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh my god, every single minute,
kind of down to the bottom,
it's my heart racing more and more.
It's just...
Just, you see, the thing is,
when you play this game and get to be in a 1v1,
you think, like, it's a video game.
I think this is, like, real life.
That's why I beat you, bro.
Because I think this game is, like, not a game, bro.
SHUT UP!
I'M TURNING HERE!
Goddamn!
Can't hear shit!
Try to warm up so I can fuck you!
I'm gonna throw this fucking laser off y'all.
Pro PCC feels so good, oh my god.
It's like having sex for the first time.
PCC feels so good.
Danny gave you 25 subs?
Danny!
W Danny and a Jack!
Jack got hit by a PC.
We got to do a champ to PC series bro.
On the road.
on the road. Never happening.
I'm going to be the only solo queue.
Solo champion.
Coppa the champion PC edition.
We can do that tonight after I shit on Muda.
Yeah, that's not going to happen.
Guys, we can do Coppa the champion PC edition after I shit on Muda.
We've never done that.
I'm literally on a fresh copper account. It's like my main, but I never played.
Sounds like being a cop will obviously be a yes.
Bro, but gunfights on PC are so satisfying.
Yo, what? The heal?
So, I don't get the straight shot.
I'm banned from the game and I can't queue a single game.
I can't even go into the training arc, but I can buy skins in the game for my BANNED
ACCOUNT!
HOW IS THAT A THING?
I
Mara Mara
What are you so far this feels amazing
I like back in the day when I played on PC and then the end of your skills good. Why does it feel so good now high-five?
You put on that other shit PC. Oh, I have a good PC now. Yeah. Oh my, oh my god. How
am I on controller? Someone should have sex with me now!
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.
Muda, you're never gonna beat me.
Alright, let's see, bro.
Let's see.
You know, but I feel like I've been playing this game for not that long and for some reason
I feel like I have more game sense than you not even just game game sense. Yeah, bro. I don't know. Oh
My god. Oh my god
Wait that ass
Somebody change my loadout
Try some D12, yeah, I'm gonna die.
Let's see how some D12 feels on the big PC, man.
Mmm-mmm.
in the corner.
Ha ha ha!
Hey bro, let's see how fucking essence it's wealthy on.
All right, this is, okay.
They're just camping the stairs and I can't get back.
Could you eat any fucking louder, you camel?
But, I mean, what do you want me to fucking do, though?
Jack with a 10 gifted, Jack, let's have sex, bro.
Yo, Ducie, what's your thing at?
30 seconds who is here tell me if I don't at you 10 gifted right now. I can have sex with you
No, what not you not you bro. What's wrong with me you?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, PCC feels good
All right, are you ready?
All right, best of three, five out of the tubs, yeah?
Bro, to be honest, bro, can we just do 200?
Please?
Sounds good.
Sounds good to me, bro.
Sounds good to me.
Hey, sounds good to me, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
No, we're not allowed to new yeah. Oh my god. All right, bro
All right
What are you ready? Yes, bro? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go. All right best of three on
organ clubboarder. Yes. Yes
Yes, invite me now
That's a three organ clubboarder and I get to talk to you
After I beat Muda, I'm going to do proper champion CC addition.
Let's try it for the first time in forever.
Wait, do you stop connecting?
Actually, I'm not allowed to CC.
What?
So, Gt, I just want to say, bro, when I drag my balls across your big-ass forehead in this video game,
are you going to like still, are you going to be mad at me, bro?
Because that'd feel bad, bro.
If you want me to, you know what?
I'm going to play easy on you, bro.
I'm gonna take it easy on you.
I'll up my sense a little bit.
I'm gonna-
Don't do that!
What?
I'm gonna fuck my sense.
I'm gonna fuck up my sense a little bit.
Bro, I want your best game.
I want your best skills.
I feel bad, bro.
I don't know.
I'm drowning.
Alright, let me go pee.
Okay, let me do it.
Me too, me too.
Me too, me too.
I'm gonna- I am me too, me too.
I'm bad at it, I'm bad at it.
I don't know how to laugh.
No, laugh or keep!
Resetting my porno password!
Stop!
Thank you.
Hi boys, stop!
Hi boys!
Hi boys, stop!
Hi boys!
And
I'm the first diamond, forever.
I'm a nine, and it's time.
Chad, how do I make my dick smaller?
Like, I feel like my dick is too big.
Is there, like, dick reduction surgery?
There's gotta be.
Dick is too big, bro.
Chad, I could, like, literally...
Dude, are you ready?
I'm ready!
three, two hundred subs on the line, right?
Well, I have a lot in my hand with us.
Type in chat.
Yeah!
No, no, type in chat!
Did you guys know what a joke live I'm talking about?
What does he say?
Type in chat!
Type in chat.
No, what does he say?
Type in chat if you're listening.
Type in chat!
Did you know what a joke live I'm talking about?
Oh nine, I ought to have that you know that guys after I destroy Muda in this best of three
Best of three channel. What does he say somebody's got it?
Oh, Joe said what did Joe say?
No, but what does he say?
Type in chat wait wait if you're listening is it if you understand what I'm saying
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Muda, are you ready?
I'm ready!
Chapter 2 confident champion episode 1 PC edition after I beat Muda.
Muda, let's start off on border.
Why not?
It's a best of three, eh?
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a...
Best of three!
You are going down!
You are going down.
You are going down.
I don't care.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Muda, I'm not gonna lie.
When I was on console, you owned me.
You beat me three times.
one time and it was on your second day of the game or well okay not bad but you
know what I'm saying listen brother wait no no what I've been what I've been
business this mood up if you beat me while I'm on PC you're better than me
you are better than me I'll say it but both now we have the same frame so this
is a fair game this is a fair game all right bro you can have hacks and I
I still think I'd beat you.
Lock in, let's go.
Muda, I'm on PC now, bro.
You're not ever gonna beat me again.
Muda, I'm on PC.
I shouldn't speak louder than words.
I should speak louder than words, let's go.
Agreed.
Tell Fester to review this game.
There's gonna be a 7-0 sweep.
This guy just feels good.
Venus feels good.
Let's go, chat.
I did it too warm-up.
No, nine, nine!
Where you going with that drone, boy?
Well, blade, I should have taken my little drone.
Where you going with that drone, boy?
High-fives, give a prediction in the call.
Un-dappin'. Who's gonna win?
I'm gonna say muda to one and that just came right out of your salary how about bro come
Come on bro!
Chad I'm farting. Oh I'm farting.
No!
Bro, I'm so mad.
How low are you behind me?
I missed click
Bro, I'm gonna assume you're like 60 help Jinxie bro. I'm very low dude. I'm like one HP bro
No, no, you're like you're like you're like 60. I only shot you once
Or you're maybe like 70 maybe you're like 70 bro. I'm one dude. I'm gonna be one
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not where you lied about your hours. You're lying about your health. Come on
you're done son you're done son you're done
Son, you're done.
Yeah, go ahead and plant the nomenon in the door.
Go for it.
We'll do.
We'll do, brother.
You have no C-4.
We'll do. We'll do, brother. You have no C-4.
The fuck outta my game! Get the fuck outta my game!
Bro, do you bounce to the left?
Yes, because I arra- Yes, it's obvious.
I ran to the left, so when it triggers it, it bounces me backwards and it frontwards.
Because I ran to the left, if I ran to the right, it would hit me to the right.
It's obvious.
You smart cookie, bro.
Hey, fat-tome to ban demo?
Scrap!
Oh, hell, daddy fat.
Yo, bro, you're gonna have to earn these rounds.
That was a earned round, buddy.
Dude, the thing is, I don't know what characters you go on this map, bro,
and you never go vigil.
You're not giving me time to think you fucking cheater.
Wha-
Spider-Man pointing at picture emote!
No!
Spider-Man pointing at picture emote!
Essa-
Alright champ, this guy is cooked buddy, this guy is cooked buddy
aaberiiii!
I'm the chosen one
Theh-The-The-The-The-The-Th-The-Th-The-The-Th-Dッ
Prof-Moodah bro, that's 1 round this is gonna be a good series...
...this is gonna be a good series
Let's go bro
Let's go lock in
That's one round Buster R 하�כ HIM
Hey let me know if you want me to whip out the monitor cam again.
Keep that same energy, keep that same energy.
But after I win this battle 3, I'm gonna smoke the cigar buddy, with your name on it.
Okay.
What is your beauty bro?
Are you good at it?
Yeah bro, I'm choking on fucking salted nuts.
Salted nuts. Yeah, bro. I'm talking about salted nuts, bro
Oh
Fuck
Get the fuck out of my game!
Okay, okay.
Welcome to the 2-2-0.
Bro, I don't know why you started ammo.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, what did you play last round?
Just asking for a friend?
Uh, I went, uh...
Nope, nope, it's already banned.
The thing is, appreciate you, bro.
Appreciate you, bro.
Appreciate you, bro.
Appreciate you.
Now, the thing is, bro...
is
Like I already this operator chat this operator. Yeah, haha
Bro foe shizzle no the foe shizzle
But the thing is what the thing is why it's too zero how do you do you look confident are you confident?
No, bro. I'm just saying like I just feel bad, bro
should I change my sense to let him like I don't know bro no bro earn the win earn the
win but it's massive three bro it's a long series oh it's very long bro you're getting ahead of
yourself bro you're getting ahead of yourself get away ahead of yourself
I like how you saved your Joan here for the first time
I'm gonna make a guess that you're using vigil
We just got to the van vigil you know what I'm saying yeah, bro
I like that idea out of you. I like that. It's a good idea
I'm gonna make a total gas that you're using vigil bro. Yeah, I like that
Me ho uses vigil scanners in the prep phase
What are you silver?
Use your vigil scanner in the prep?
Yes.
Bro, take it out, Jeff.
Fla-dol-ra!
Where's the first guy?
Oh, Mura, you so cook, bro.
That's okay, bro.
Bro, you so cook, bro.
Come on, go ahead, go CCTV, go.
Oh no, you're so cool, bro.
Oh my god, Jixi, I just know you're in CCTV.
And it's okay
It's okay cuz what are you gonna do are gonna hit me 90
Yeah, bro for show
I
know
I didn't know you're that close I could have killed you I didn't know you're that close
I didn't know you're that close. I didn't know you're that
bro focus i didn't know you were that close i didn't know you were that close i didn't know
you were that close hey muda i'm on 300 frames you're never killed to me again i don't know how
many times i've done muda muda i you're never killing me again okay bro let's go for the first
time in forever easy to say that when you're the underdog bro you're two and one bro you're two
and one he's lost the last two one do you want you've lost the last what how many more both of
if you lost to me three all the only time you beat me the only time you beat me
was when I was like four hours of the game after not play it for years years
didn't you mean to say 304 hours
Mozzie, huh?
I'm down!
Bah!
Oh my god, you are fucking horrible!
Whole...
Holy shit!
Appreciate the drone, bro.
All good, bro.
You can have that drone. You wanna know why you can have that drone?
You wanna know why you're allowed to have that drone?
Let me tell you why I love to have that drone.
You're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're not gonna beat me on
the ground.
Playing on a map that I've never almost played on bro, it's okay, it's okay bro, you can
have a couple rounds to play.
Hey, no, no, no, don't do that, don't you have 300 hours.
Don't do that!
No.
Oh my God.
You're not giving me time to think.
You're not giving me time to think.
You're not giving me time to think, bro.
All right.
Dude, Muda, I tried to tell you, bro.
Yo, do you realize how-
I love how you're just so confident right now,
though, you genuinely, bro.
You realize how easy it is to be friends
between console and PC.
Muda, if I'm on PC, you're on PC!
You will never be me!
Ever!
I'll be Polaroid on PC buddy!
I will save on that bro, let's go!
We got a game!
We got a game!
Do not attempt to board the helicopter!
If you know what I'm saying, type in chat.
Chats out of the jail, man.
What are you going quiet?
No, no, no, don't do this.
Down!
SICK!
THAT ASS!
DOWN!
If I'm three feet to the right, you lose.
If I'm three feet to the right...
Yeah, and guess what, bro?
I'm a big fo-
I-I-I know what you're gonna do, bro.
Now, get Mozzie out that fucking game.
Did you hear what I said?
Get Mozzie out of my fucking game!
Yeah, and pause the timer, too.
You're gonna need that timer.
Yeah, think real good.
Bro, play!
I shoulda just took!
I shoulda took!
I
Bro, what are your so-called money you're so okay, bro. All right
Oh
Put your hands in
Ah
Let's see.
I was ready for that too. I was literally ready for that. I was literally ready for that too.
I was literally have no recoil. You have no fucking recoil. I was literally ready for that
So good bro, you're just so good
Why do you sound stressed bro? Don't sound low
Gonna get in my head jing see let's see here. I mean what you're going for some RAM plays. They're just breaking random shit
Hmm
Jack this is that this is the sound of a man who knows these go
See the difference though like if I'm on console, I'm just dead there. I'm just dead
Like if I'm on console, it's for the children except a free of free
You forget that I have been banned from the same I haven't put this game in like over a week
And all
Thank you, bro
Still bro, it's real now
I'm sorry.
Can I have a piece of this?
All right.
Oh, I know you're fucking low, baby.
I
Can't get in bro good
Let me know the boss you're on a boss G you're on a boss G. Oh, what about the other three kills?
What about the other three kills? What about the last round?
Yeah
Hey, hey, bro
I have beat you every time we have 1v1 does not matter both so what you look up like the frames bro doesn't matter
double the frames on console on console
Oh, it's all good, bro. Yeah, you're on a mood up. We're finally an even playing field win the game, buddy
Win the game and stop coping like a little fucking kid!
We're on the same frame, bitch!
Same frames, same ping!
You're getting belted!
Play smoke?
I thought it'd be a mar.
Alright, now hold that shotgun like a good boy, okay?
I'm just saying hold that shot, I'm not a good boy bro.
I know, I know you didn't.
I mean the boss, he's definitely won, but I want you to hold that shot like a good boy,
okay?
Oh she got nerfed
You gotta stick those, bro.
You gotta stick those.
You're like a deer in headlights.
Get off my game and get back on map!
You are so ass!
Get back on map!
You're playing on a map!
I don't play on!
Good round though.
Good round.
I'm gonna say you play that good.
You play that good.
You play that good.
I'm telling you, you play that good.
You will not get in my head, I promise bro, I promise. Rock in.
They'll never beat me. They'll never beat me.
They will never beat me. Never! Never! Never! Never!
Let's see then, let's see!
I
Don't know why you finally have to leave and they're getting talkative let's go
Same frames a little bit of a different game is it it no absolutely not different game isn't it?
Free pack bro, free pack, free pack, free pack, free pack.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I know everything you're gonna do before you even fucking do it.
You'll never beat me on the same frames.
Ever.
We're gonna do a 99-0.
I'm dead ass.
We're gonna do a 99-0.
You're my son.
I
Just so fucking happy when you're in the lead, huh so damn free so damn free
nice shot good shot bro nice shot get so confident when you're fucking up in
like a goddamn well when you're up in the lead it's so easy it's so easy it is
so easy it is so easy I said go everything you're gonna do before you do
it yeah just prefired you yeah how many times I'm gonna swing go go go go go go
You're my son! Let me go pee real quick, bro.
I just got done pissing on you.
7-3? Oh my god!
Levels!
He did play a good game, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
He did play a good game.
Frantic, I want you to literally fuck me over and over and over again, Frantic.
Frantic, I want you to fuck me over and over again.
I want you to fuck me over and over again, Frantic.
I know exactly how to beat this guy.
I just forgot because I haven't played this game in a bit after I got fucking banned because
they thought I was fucking cheating.
I mean, that's a big down 10 years ago.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
No, he had a couple of nice shots.
He had a couple of nice reads.
It's okay, bro.
Play.
All right.
Let's go, bro.
Samura.
Muda.
Shoot that game.
Shoot it out!
What's the cope?
What's the cope?
Let's go cope.
You hit some nice shots.
Let's go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Muda, Muda.
Listen to me.
You will never beat me if we're on the same frame.
All right, let's go then.
If I'm on PC in your office, you will never beat me.
I just seven freed you.
All right, let's go.
The chosen one, my ass!
All right, let's go.
Your ass!
Shout out to Fat for telling me to ban Deimos.
Yo Fat do a game break down of these games.
Good lord!
Muda, you are literally ass!
Let's go.
Let's play.
Let's play.
Alright man, seven to three on boarder, let's wrap this up.
All right, man, seven to three on border. Let's wrap this up.
bro's reinforcing all right bro you're you're terrified I kind of bored you to
this is what we're gonna have okay let's go then let's go
Break the glass, who taught you that, bro?
Who taught you about breaking the glass, Clint?
Yeah, well, I'm not...
Bro, get in my face, boy!
Don't give me space!
Yo, don't give me space, like you said.
Get in my face, get in my face.
That's definitely the way to play this.
Get in my face, bro.
Let's go.
I can't hear you.
Keep talking.
Alright.
Get in my face, bro.
For the first time in forever.
very interesting to my friend
Sanyan, my son
I'm getting the shot now, let's look at the difference.
Holy shit.
Hey, bros, you want some booper tint to make this a little bit easier?
Or, like, motion?
I mean, this is just straight enough, rawl.
I don't know. I don't know. He's really good at talking, bro. He's really good at talking.
He's good at talking, bro.
of
the
death
of
Bitch. Fuck out.
That's fine. That's obviously way better than fine honestly.
He's just very confident. I like how he plays when he's confident, bro.
I like when he's placing. This is like, this is, this is, this is, this is good. I like this.
I like this.
The dogma is not a bad shot either.
I was good, bro. That was good.
You guys can't say no more knows.exe. I literally beat a little fucking camera put it in my setup shut up
He's just confident, bro. He's good. He's confident
He's confident, and I'm playing good.
I'm proud of him.
This guy down there cheats me.
Imagine.
He's playing good, but I'm proud of him.
Oh my god, he's actually fucking my asshole right now.
Oh my god, he's actually fucking my asshole right now, bro.
Is there that much of a difference between PC and fucking...
Chat, no, no, no, chat, chat, chat, chat, turn off sub only mode, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Chat, it's just friendly banter, bro.
But, boo, is there that much of a difference between PC and fucking...
There's no way it's that difference, bro.
I'm actually in my head, bro. This guy's actually fucking me right now.
Oh, I should have been smoked.
I
Saw
Oh my god.
I'm so confident right now.
Yeah, he's actually locked in on my life.
You know I just had to remind people like what the fuck I do in this game.
You're actually a f- I don't fucking know, like I don't know.
I can't say anything, can you?
This is no- This is no- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, okay, okay, okay, bro, okay, okay, okay.
You're talking about- Yeah, yeah, I'm not on half your frames anymore, bro.
Yeah, you're locked in, you're locked in, you're locked in.
and take this off your little ass!
I'm not giving up, I'm not giving up, no no no.
Like bro, he's actually like, I don't know, he's confident bro, like I don't know.
I'm not doing anything different than what I was doing back in the day.
He's just so confident.
I don't even know what this guy is.
Bro, like chat, tell me if I'm too silly or is it just like literally like fucking me raw right now?
No, no, no, no, bro, you can't even say I'm not confident, like I swear.
It may look like I'm playing different, but I swear, bro, like am I actually playing different?
No, I hate threads can't say anything on me though cuz I already won V1 with Cam on he's just playing confident
Bro like I don't know he's like I should play in confident, bro. Holy shit
I just don't want to unmute him bro it's such torture it's so fucked like bro when Jixi's
beating you and he's talking it's like you want to grab a gun and just start firing in
GTA bro.
He knows that I talk shit, bro.
Oh my god.
There's no way he'd run underneath, right?
like that's what how I need to play yeah bro I mean
I mean, Loki, that's how I need to play, bro, but damn, like, fuck, bro, I swear to God,
ah, that's whatever, bro.
He played good today.
Um, it's not over though.
It's fucking, definitely not over.
not fucking over. Double or nothing? You know what, bro? I'm down to double or nothing.
400 subs?
That should I double or nothing?
Let's see how this one does.
No.
No.
That was so good.
This game!
Double nothing! Double nothing! Double nothing! Double nothing! Double nothing!
100 subs 400 subs don't know nothing 400 subs don't know nothing
Double nothing 400 subs double nothing
What
Smoke it bro smoke it smoke it smoke it smoke it smoke it smoke it pack
Doesn't matter
No
I got shit to do, bro. Pay out, pay out, pay out.
Hey! Mooder, let me say something to you, bro.
Mooder, can you hear me?
Mooder, let me say something to you, bro. Can I talk to you real quick?
Mooder, can you hear me?
Yeah, bro, go.
You're still too weak, Sasuke.
You just don't have enough paint.
And you wanna know one thing?
14 to 6 pay up bro, welcome to my game, hop that ass back on Valorant, you'll never beat
me on PC.
You can have a thousand hours, two thousand hours, three thousand hours, you will never
beat me on PC.
Hey the fuck up bro, GG's 14 to 6.
Levels, levels, levels, levels, levels.
I
Fuck
You guys can't say that I was cheating the first one to be one when I had PC checkers and a fucking
Oh my god. Oh my god. Stop. Stop. Stop the rage bait the rage bait the rage bait. You can't rage bait me
You cannot rage bait me bro. You cannot rage bait me. It's impossible
Stop stop stop stop
Bro, why was he so confident today?
Why was he so confident today?
Bro, he was so confident and I got in my head.
Fuck.
Oh my god that fucking charity match bro that fucking charity match
Fucking charity match bro
Fucking charity match bro
Oh my god stop saying I had cheats when we won that I literally did a fucking
I literally did. I literally did. I literally did in modern f-cam.
You can see Coppa the champion PC Edition.
I, NICOLA STEWART! Out of the way I said my whole name.
I, Nicola Stewart, Haley Kimparvan Springs, Florida.
born and raised will be trying to solo queue from copper five all the way to
champion on PC only a controller with my
thumbs. Oh my god.
Fuck.
What's the score chat? What's the score? What is the score between me and, uh,
And Jinxie, bro, what's the score between me and Jinxie?
What's the score between me and Jinxie, bro?
3-2
Okay, I'm still in the lead, bro. I don't care, bro. It's not my deck
Still in the lead, bro. It's still in the lead, statistically. Statistically, it's still in the lead, bro
Statistically, still in the lead, bro
Statistically, it's still- wait, it's 3-3?
No, it's 3-2, right?
he beat me one time like first ever touching the bc
and now bro it's three two fuck out of here bro bro he played well bro gg's i can't cope
at gg's he played well three two but you cannot say that i beat him when i only had cheats
you can't say that because that's not that's not true bro that's not true
Played well bro. He played well
Played well, bro. He played well the only thing I regret doing is not being confident when I played against them, bro
That was the only thing
That was the only thing I should have just been more confident, but boy. He was so confident and talking so much
Oh
Keep playing a while bro. He played a while bro. He played a while. He played a while bro. He played a while
He played a while he played a while he played a while
Oh my god
I am every time i've won d1 someone with voice cal- calms on i've lost everything the one
Squirtle voice calms on
Jigsie voice calms on lost both
GG's bro GG's bro GG's he's so confident bro he was so confident today I don't know why
so confident today I don't know why bro but GG's bro GG bro GG
Fuck.
Chat bro.
Fuck bro.
Losing is the identity of the worst feeling in the world bro.
Ah fuck.
it's all good bro it's all good bro it's all good fuck
How are you guys gonna say holy cheat to win you stop saying that bro. Just say Gigi
But you know what I realized
Both times three times three of the times I've beaten Jinxie
I've never talked shit once
I've never talked shit once I beat him. I said Gigi. I got lucky Gigi
Gigi I got lucky the next time I beat Jinxie
I'm taking my cock out and jerking off on stream and nutting on all of his viewers
Okay, okay, no when Jixi beats me
And entire community jumps my shit
The next time I beat Jixi I'm taking my cock out and jerking off and nutting on all of you
I'm not even on all of your faces, bro. Not a nut. Just straight nut. Everywhere.
Everywhere. And then also I'm gonna call Jixi. I'm gonna buy a hundred thousand dollars cigar and smoke the cigar on Jixi's fucking
Wait, just wait, just wait, bro
Both times I beat him. I didn't say anything
I
Did you bro fuck
Watching never do watch and never do one-to-one again. I don't know bro. Fuck me, bro
Fuck me, bro. Fuck me
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, GG bro, fuck, I hate losing.
It's all good bro, I'm just gonna drink all night tonight bro and just like, I can't even
get back on stage, I can't even get back to get better than him.
Like I literally can't get back on the game to warm up or play because I'm literally banned.
So it's like I'm just getting fucked by a horse, that's all that's happening.
She's getting fired. I can't escape for a week. Get on. He fucked me. He fucking slips up the cigar or a forms on me and then leaves
It's like oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Ah jeez bro jeez jeez jeez jeez jeez jeez bro. Ah, I don't know
Play the tutorial over and over again to get better
Are you retarded?
Are you fucking...
ARE YOU RETARDED?!
Well, that one hurt a little bit, but it's all good.
Why do you guys keep saying XQC is calling?
He's not calling.
Stop saying he's calling.
XQC calling, XQC bro versus bro with XQC, bro versus bro with XQC.
bro he's doing his like five hour react segment right now chat I don't think
he's doing anything right now other than reacting for five hours
chat listen to the bell right there chat that's got me to you
mister John Paul he's doing his react segment bro is he reacting to himself
Kyle is a fucker. What do you think he had in his hands? My computer.
In his hands? It was my computer.
Oh my god.
It just hurts me so bad, chat. Like, I feel like I just got fucking fucked, bro.
Whatever bro move on fuck me. Oh, if you know about chat, I need I need to like I was gonna get chick-fil-a today
Like child's gonna get chick-fil-a today, but after spending
$1,600 on on gifted subs. I don't think I can no longer order chick-fil-a today
So I think I'm gonna have to go upstairs and get my fat ass a
Like a fucking meal prep, bro. Yeah
I think I'm just gonna have to- like I think I'm just gonna have to-
Bro, no, no, no, there's nothing wrong with this wallpaper.
You guys just think it's like-
Bro, there's nothing wrong with this wallpaper, it just-
Bro, oh my god, bro, like stop!
It's just- it's a Naruto reference, bro.
It's a Naruto reference.
It's a Naruto reference, bro.
Stop, I'm on a pedophile, bro.
Shhh!
POP!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
I'm gonna make sure I like, I don't even know what I'm gonna do tonight, bro.
I just gotta like, wash the misery away, bro.
I just can't believe I fucking lost to him.
Oh my god, bro.
I'm gonna be right back, chat.
Give me one second.
Fuck me, bro.
I'm in my balding chat am I balding?
Yo can you guys please interact with my chat bro I'm gonna go like just
How the fuck did you lose?
Shut up shut up
You didn't have his teeth
Shut the fuck up shut up
Shut the fuck up
He got caught
He didn't fucking go
He didn't take off
I'm not fucking I'm actually gonna mute him
Better better
I'm actually gonna mute him
Stop
I'm actually gonna mute him
I guess I can talk to a sushi boy. How much do I owe you, Dom?
Yeah, I know the indianness I'm talking right now.
Yo, someone joined the voice call.
Join drag me, one question go.
Join drag me someone.
Holy shit, there's a lot of people.
Wait, Turk was first. How do you move in?
Right click, move 2.
Yo, one question go.
Do you love me?
Click.
Yeah, click.
Next one, what did you do?
One question go.
Yo, what's going on?
Yo, what's going on?
What do you keep in your pocket?
It's the most obvious.
It's the voice changer.
Yo.
No more beam, Allahi.
There's like a fucking beam in here.
Chat, chat. The better segment is offered by the way.
You guys can go to the next room.
Allahi.
Okay, okay.
What was the question, Dorgs?
Would you cheat on your girlfriend for $100,000?
Wait, isn't he asking the question?
Why are you asking the question?
What?
You're so stupid.
Is there any girls?
Wait, I was going to say that.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Yo, what's up?
Hello
So, you gay or what?
Next one?
Okay
Look at the chat, bro
Yeah, chat is fucking dumb
How is this Indian?
Yeah, chat sends better if you're a fucking ugly bitch
Oh my god, we're gonna say something
Hello, what's up?
Yo, we know what up, Indian, what up Chinese man!
Yeah, that's a ban.
Okay, next one.
Is there any normal human beings in this environment?
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
No, actually, is there any normal human beings?
The genesis before you-
Yo, one question, go.
Snowman?
Hello.
Yeah.
Definitely an eagle, how does it say it?
Yo, one question go.
Yo, hello?
I have a question for Dax.
Yo, Dax.
Yo, are you Indian too?
No, no, I'm Turkish.
Okay, say it, say it.
Did you eat your...
Come on, Salad.
Okay.
I think I'm fucked.
Wait, that girl, that girl, that girl!
Wait a minute.
Yo, what's up?
Yo.
Eva.
No.
Do you have a boyfriend?
Hello?
Do you ever? Hello?
Yo, omg, life is actually about to delete the e-mode. Bro, look at chat. No,
Valla, look at chat. I'm actually going to have to move on.
Yo, Eva!
This is not even fun anymore. This is not even fun.
Leah, Leah, Leah.
Like, what's she doing? This is not even fun.
Yo, one question go. Leah, do you have a boyfriend, by the way?
I thought you told me you were a Palestinian are you Indian?
I'm not fucking Indian you retard
you
Yeah
Why did we delete beta bring that back bro?
Yo bring that email back, bro. You're not allowed to delete it, bro
you're not allowed to delete it bro what the fuck is that bro bring that back
bro bring that back bro there's no way okay bro it said no victory you must
learned defeat but I can't even learn victory though because I'm already banned
from the video game so I can't even put a video game anymore oh my god you know
what bro post this on Twitter toxic after that one of you one bro I don't
care bro you saw this one of the needs of that game all good bro all good you
we saw this one of them in their game right all good bro all good you be soft
doesn't want to let me in their game after I've been legit for almost seven
eight years right. Alright next time I'm logging on Ubisoft I'm gonna have a
spoofer and I'm gonna have a $500 account and I'm gonna be practicing
off-screen and yeah I will get better than Jixi and I'm gonna get better than
Jixi I'm gonna fuck on him and I won't be along with Jixi and I'm gonna slide up a
cigar and yeah I'm gonna do it Twitter slash X is shutting down communities on
May 6th honestly we should have had that role this should know me this should
not be any communities on Twitter to be honest. That's why I have my community on Discord.
I feel like your community should be on Discord, bro. Not on Twitter. Bro, fuck Twitter. Twitter
is literally cancer. I hate Twitter, bro. Everything open on Twitter. Mood is a terrorist.
Headlining. Mood is a hacker. Headlining. Mood is a terrorist. Headlining. Mood is a scammer.
Headlining. It's like, whoa, what? Fuck this platform. I either... everything I open up
Twitter, I either see someone get shot, stab, a fight going on, corn, me and Khalifa getting
her cheeks rammed, railed, like, I hate that app, that app should be burnt, bro.
Twitter should be burnt.
Twitter should be burnt, bro.
Twitter should be burnt.
Twitter should not be.
I like Twitter.
I don't like X.
Ever since Elon Musk grabbed Twitter from X, I'm not a political guy, bro.
Don't get me wrong, bro.
But yeah, I'm just gonna say that, bro, like, fuck X.
Twitter was worth it.
of all, do y'all like my long ass microwaves?
After that loss bro, it's all good.
I'm gonna have sex tonight.
After that loss,
I'm gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah, I'm gonna have sex tonight.
That's all good, bro. I'm gonna have sex tonight.
No, not with myself, dumbass. No, bro. No. What do you mean with an escort, bro? Yeah, don't piss me off, bro.
What is this email?
What is this email?
Ibn?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
There's actually an Ibn email.
It's a fucking Ibn.
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I never watched x you see back when uh
And uh, chat, I never watched XTC back in like the RP days.
Was he like cinema back in the day?
Why are we standing here then, bro?
I
I want to do something with XQC bro but I feel like it's too early he's only an hour in
Christian doesn't need to react for like eight hours first.
Imagine you just robbed the bank. Congratulations. You're holding two
million dollars in cash. There's just one tiny problem. You can't spend it. Not
on a house, not on a car, not even on a really nice dinner. Because the second
you try to buy anything significant, someone's going to ask, Hey, where'd you bet all this
money? And I found it is not going to cut it. This right here is the criminals oldest
headache. And the solution they came up with is so clever, so brazen and so widely used.
It's almost beautiful. They call it money laundering. And today we're going to find
out exactly how it works.
Chad, I didn't wash breaking bad before.
First, what even is dirty money?
Before we talk about washing money, let's talk about why it's dirty in the first place.
Dirty money is just money that came from illegal activity.
Drug sales, fraud, corruption, bribery, tax evasion, whatever it is, the government didn't
get their cut, and you definitely don't want them finding out.
The problem is that money leaves a trail.
Every time money moves through a bank, an investment, a purchase, it leaves a footprint,
investigators follow footprints. So the goal of money laundering is simple. Take money that screams
I'm from a crime, and turn it into money that whispers I'm totally normal. Please don't look
at me. That's it. That's the whole game. Money laundering has three classic stages.
Stage one, placement. This is the riskiest stage. You have a pile of physical cash,
and you need to get it into the financial system without anyone asking questions.
Think about it. If you walk into a bank with a duffel bag containing $800,000 in small bills,
the teller is going to have some questions. Possibly, the FBI is also going to have some
questions. Short. So why don't you just do like little by little? Is that gonna work if you do
little by little? The after. So criminals get creative. The classic method? Smurfing. No,
not the little blue guys. Smurfing is when you break your giant pile of cash into dozens of
small deposits, each one carefully just under the amount that triggers automatic bank reporting.
In the US, that threshold is $10,000, so you'd make deposits of $9,800, $9,500, $9,750, spread
across multiple banks, multiple accounts, multiple days. Sometimes they literally hire people,
called smurfs, to physically go bank to bank making deposits. It's tedious, it's slow,
and it's honestly kind of a boring job for a life of crime.
Another method? Cash intensive businesses.
You buy or start something like a restaurant, car wash, or bar that handles lots of cash daily.
It's hard to check.
Yeah, but how do you buy a car wash with $800,000? Isn't that sus?
Isn't that sus? If you buy a car wash with dirty money, isn't that sus?
If their sales are real, mix your dirty money with legit earnings,
pump up the numbers, like claiming 400 fake customers, and deposit it all as normal business cash.
Stage 2 Layering
Okay, the money's in the system. Now you need to make sure no one can trace it back to you.
This is where it gets elegant, or ridiculous, depending on your perspective.
The goal of layering is to move money around so many times, through so many accounts,
across so many countries that investigators eventually give up.
you're building a paper trail that goes nowhere on purpose.
Why are money from Bank A and Country 1 to a shell company in Country 2,
which loans it to another shell company in Country 3,
which invests it in Country 4, which sends dividends back to a personal account in Country 1?
After five or six moves like this, even trained financial and...
Bro, wouldn't you rather just like work a job?
I feel like working a job would require less work than this, bro, no?
Bestigators lose the thread. And that's the whole point. Shell companies are very useful for this.
A shell company is a company that exists legally on paper, but does basically nothing in real life.
No employees, no products, no office. Just a name, an address, and a bank account.
In places like the British Virgin Islands, the Cayman Islands, or Delaware, yes,
Delaware, right there in the good old United States of America, you can create a shell company
for a few hundred dollars, and the real owner's name doesn't have to appear anywhere public.
So if investigators try to figure out who owns the money, they find a company,
which is owned by another company, which is owned by a trust, which is managed by a lawyer,
bound by attorney-client privilege, in a country with strict bank secrecy laws.
Congratulations, you've hit a wall.
Stage 3, integration. This is the finish line. The money's been placed into the system. It's been
layered beyond recognition. Now it comes back to you. Clean, legitimate, ready to spend on a
I mean, I guess chat who here's a chat who here sells drugs?
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Bought a thirty two and a half million dollar house Logan Paul
Jack, do you guys think Logan Paul is coming up with Prime?
Oh my god bro.
Hey there, Moe Gang.
Welcome back to the vlog.
New videos every Wednesday.
Like and subscribe.
You're probably wondering, Logan, what are you doing?
Why is this a voiceover?
Why is this happening?
Well, that's because we have a new videographer this week.
You know this guy's name is...
Why are my subtitles in handy?
One of my best friends of all time forgot to do the audio
And it's not his fault. It's not his fault because the audio is coming but first this is me
This house is insane
Maybe it is too much. No
You got to just let it sink in and give it time. Maybe we should return it
Poop shot
Let that sink in what 32 and a half million?
Order my wife, my boys, might as well bring the f***ing dog.
Can't compute, I just am having a hard time processing this.
I got a whole ass family in the house.
Start of the next chapter.
Yeah, actually, like I'm definitely peaking.
That is a f***ing house.
That is a f***ing house.
I mean, what are you even doing that house though?
Like, oh my god, chat, who here has a house like that, bro?
Chat, who here has a house like that?
Without sounding braggadocious, this was not a super cheap house.
Don't say it!
And my brother and I both think like this, but we like putting ourselves in positions
that force us to have to work harder.
I already work hard as it is and I absolutely love what I do and the fact that you guys
have been supporting me through all these years means the world because you guys are
the reason that I'm in this position.
I'm not like an actor or a musician where I can just do the art and then forget about the fans
It's like no, I only get the recognition because of the fans because of you guys
And so I'm literally eternally grateful
But you guys ought to be a youtuber slash streamer or an actor
For this relationship that I've gotten to build over the past 20 f***ing years of making content and putting it on YouTube
Like I've literally been creating videos since I was like eight nine years old and it's manifested in something like this
which is absolutely insane, you can barely speak.
But I feel like now, you know, I have no choice but to make it work.
When you make a purchase like this, at least for me,
I try to level up in my head and level up in my life
in a way where I'm life-maxing and my output is going to have to be...
I need a whole kit, so I want to say thank you to them.
Although I'll have this handy.
Amble 32 million dollars
Wait Logan Paul still uploads videos I'm not even like retired from this no way
I mean, bro
What game do we play today?
Should we do Silent Hill?
I'm done my food now.
Oh my god, I actually am balding bro.
I actually am balding bro.
Do Silent Hill?
Should we really?
Thing is I am tired bro low key so I think cuz bro I gotta I try I had a I
I
Yeah, I'm down to play Silent Hill.
I'm actually down at the Silent Hill because bro lowkey I did not get a good sleep last night at all, bro
I had like
I had like four hours of sleep, bro. I slept at like 5 a.m. Last night
I was literally up playing it with XQC and fucking everyone bro till like 3, 4, 5 a.m. bro
It was actually horrible. It was such a good experience, but like child genuinely I was literally dead, bro
Like literally dead
What does X2C even react into?
you that you have a choice but I'd like you to say yes he's gonna react for three
hours he's not playing right now is that what he actually does
mood are you gaming with the boys again tonight
tonight bro I don't know man yesterday was honestly a fun day bro yesterday was
really a fun day bro but I'm not gonna lie I am gassed bro
cannon with the 10 gifted subs bro god bless you and god bless her family
bro genuinely god bless you and god bless your family
dude this guy literally just jumps from react videos to react videos he's
actually a menace cannon you can literally whenever you come to
Windsor bro you can fuck me whenever you want to bro
Genuinely, I need to stop saying that brother Tardo
Watch the new insidious trailer, what's the insidious trailer child? What's insidious?
When VR chat, I don't know bro. I'm gonna ask JXC off stream. I mean we already have what said the valorant the valorant
Um
Or not Valorant, sorry the rainbow succeeds tournament cannon. Oh my god
Okay, what do you want to do, but you're stuck in my titties like what do you want to be bro can I fuck it love you, bro?
Can I love you bro god bless you. I love you, bro. Thank you so much for the 30 gifted subs
I love you bro. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. Oh
Yeah, bro low key chat you're gonna play with X. I want to play with X
But I just he's doing like some crazy react segment right now, bro
Yeah, how long do they usually react for before playing video games? Let's see yesterday stream
Okay, so this guy's been reacting for
He reacted for
It doesn't matter what love is doing.
Seven hours and 50 minutes.
Two fingers wallow some way.
Chad, what's Insidious, by the way?
Insidious trailer.
What is Insidious?
Wait, the horror movie!
Pocha, is it just me?
Is it just me?
But I feel like every movie that has come out in theaters
the last like four years have been fucking mid.
There is nothing that came out
that pushed me to go to the theaters.
Is that just me though?
Is that just me though?
That could just be me though.
Chad, when's the last time you guys have been
to like a theater and watched a movie?
Watch the city as well.
Why are you doing today?
Alright.
I'm just gonna take a look inside.
Looks like there's something stuck in here.
I
Had ever since she was born just the two of us
Chara you guys at the scary movies or no
We were really just the two of us
We were really happy.
Get some sleep.
Until I started having these dreams.
Maya?
I'm scaring my daughter.
You need someone to tell me how to stop this.
Those are not dreams, Gemma.
You have no real gift.
The ability to travel into the realm.
Between this world and the next one.
Isn't that girl an old movie before?
You can bring something I didn't know was possible.
You can bring demons back to the human world.
permanently.
What happens if I can't control this?
What happens if I can't control this?
What the f*** is that?
What the f*** is that?
Liar.
Get out of here.
Liar?
Holy shit
That's a good movie, that's a good movie, okay, I gotta see that in the theaters. I gotta see that one. I'm not gonna lie
I gotta see that one I gotta see that one I gotta see that one. I gotta see that one
Okay, I need to stop having discord on my main monitor bro. I
I need to stop having discord on my main monitor. It's just not it's just not it's just not no, bro
It's just not I live in a Windsor. I'm gonna pull up mood up be ready
I chat silence Hill I
Feel like a silent Hill is
All right, bro, let's run silent hell cuz I don't know what else to do and I'm tired, bro
Like it's either silent hill or I and stream
It's literally sell it hill right and stream bro because I did not get a good night sleep last night
All right, I did not do a good sleep last night. I'm gonna be honest chat. They're not gonna get sleep last night
So then you have this other huh?
Ask up ask X for bro versus bro. I think I'd rather do bro versus bro tomorrow or something
Bro, I mean I could do today unless I push past this but like I'm actually like
Literally on the verge of like fucking dying right now, bro. Cuz I didn't sleep good last night
Cops make the worst discovery of
Back there
in this field though. Is that normal? That's not normal. They're like black off now.
Put it in the capsule. Put it in the container. Abel V.A.D. or the O.R.S.
Bro, it's like some fucking A.I. shit, bro. It's like some A.I. shit. What is that?
Do you guys want me to watch this video right now? Do you guys actually want me to watch this?
I've never watched this video before.
You see their approaches, they're fending off the mouth, they're still composing.
Mods, wonderful. Silent Hill 2 or cops make the worst discovery of their lives. Let's go.
Muda dodging Silent Hill because he's scared out? I don't think Silent Hill is really that scary, bro. Is it?
I mean, it's like, it's like a Resident Evil game, no?
Yeah, I tried one Silent Hill 2.
Alright, let's do some Silent Hill 2.
Oh, thank god, they refunded it.
Thank god.
They really tried to make me fucking buy Silent Hill 4 $93
and then put it on sale the next day.
I don't give a fuck if I have $5 million in the bank.
Even $100 million in the bank.
I don't care if I'm as wealthy as Drizzy Drake, bro.
Yo, if I buy a game for $95 and then it gets put on sale the next day
You could suck my balls
All right, you could suck my balls bro. You could suck my balls
All right, let's go
Let's play this game because low key I am gassed also bro. I'm actually so cheese jigsie
I mean, it's all good.
I was supposed to do a segment today, I guess I'll just push it to tomorrow though.
It was 1v1 in Toxic Players, it was honestly going good.
But 1v1 Jixi instead and lost 2 on the good subs.
Fuck me.
Checked all the lights off?
Nah, Frank.
Not Frank, I heard that game was ass, bro.
I'm actually so tired, bro. Fuck, I'm not actually like...
Did not sleep good at all last night, bro.
I think I'm gonna have the best sleep of my life tonight.
I'm genuinely gonna have the best sleep of my life tonight.
Alright, Silent Hill 2.
Definitely a calm game.
Honestly, I don't mind playing this game right now
because I'm super tired and yeah
tell me what y'all do if you were like a zombie apocalypse in real life bro
Okay, why the- like the bro, you guys just say goon.
Like I guess.
Didn't we already come from here?
Yo, why does this guy kind of look like Leon?
Why did someone in this the chat say I'm gonna get myself a zombie
Shorty.
Yeah, this game gives me like resident evil vibes, I'm not gonna lie.
I
the
by
So I jog them all?
Fuck, is that a lob?
I just don't want to kill these guys for no reason, I feel like I'm unequipped bro.
I have a wooden fucking barricade bro.
I need something else
Why is this so fog yet, I don't know what to fucking go
I don't know what got into him.
He just started smashing that thing, had to throw him out, he ran off, cried, he'd fix
everything.
I gathered up what I could, still haven't found one of the buttons, half the record
is still lodged inside, but the other part's missing.
Figure he must have taken it, come to think about it, he did run towards Groovy.
Anyway, maybe go check up on him, see if he's alright, he lives over at Sol by the pharmacy
apartment line.
Probably a key in here though.
Behind this right here.
So there's not a key here.
Holy fuck, this whole thing's broken, no?
Rosal?
Don't I have the half right here?
So I need another half
Something's got to be here, no why is there nothing here?
Oh god.
So now I gotta go to salt.
Okay, so now I should probably just go to salt.
Should I order like some type of...
So how do I select the notes?
I'm at nine.
Bar. Wait, no, that means it's down here then.
What the fuck is a part of that 9?
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
I'm certain now it's coming from that apartment upstairs I keep telling them why I won't
I can do something it's unbearable, I can feel it seeping into my skin, pushing itself into my lungs.
Oh, how do I even kill you though?
I'll be right back.
Um, she said, I'm not gonna get with puzzles, bro, I'm not gonna lie, but there has to be
something here, no?
You look sad, I'm not sad, bro, I'm so tired.
I don't know what happened, bro.
I didn't get good sleep last night, because I stayed up until like fucking 4 am, which
I can't go upstairs.
I skipped downstairs.
So let me see, there's something down here.
Too busy getting railed at, bro, literally.
Like, ah, shit, I was getting fucked.
Awww.
Judge, do you guys live in an apartment or a house?
Nothing in this apartment.
Why is it black?
Why am I black?
I feel like my arm is about to get cut off.
There's no way they want to be all the way to go up to apartment 9 just for a fucking
button right? Right?
I
Understand
Why is your nose bigger than my dick when it's hard
Like bro, what the fuck is that bro? Like what are you saying, bro?
I
Like what
So
Bus
Okay, so how do I, okay, I'll just have to...
I need, so, okay.
There's something in here then that I'm missing.
There was a hole here, it's gone now.
I mean, the map is pointing to here.
Oh, I'm retarded. No, it's not.
Oh my god.
Buh.
Chash I ordered ice cream or should I order a bowl of fruits?
What would be the responsible decision?
Chash I ordered SAE bowl or ice cream?
I
music can bring you back to those wonderful moments you thought you lost.
That's it, Red Chat, now we go back to the bar.
Maybe we're forgetting something though.
Oh.
Okay, now I think we're good.
Now I think we're good.
Can we get some W's in the shots?
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Fuck away from me, bro.
I mean, there's no coins.
Wait chat that one register where it wouldn't let me open it drop to go back
Where was that, though?
The coin was at the restaurant or the cafe cafe
What is it?
Yeah, but I could have sworn I opened this, and did I not?
Alright.
What the fuck?
Stop f**king!
F**k away from me!
Muda, can you be less Arab?
Has that make any sense?
Well, you've been the shimmer tournament, yeah, I will.
on the lake.
He spent the whole day there.
Just the two of us staring at the water.
I have never been in love.
He came back after you left, it's fine, he didn't try anything, he just seemed sad.
Mumbled something about getting out of town with someone.
I wasn't going to let him drive in his condition so I locked him out.
This car should be out back.
Maybe check if it's still there by morning.
It's the greenish blue one, plate number ending with 06.
Are you sure it's not ending with 6, 7?
I'm retarded bro, I'm retarded, I'm retarded.
One second let me find my phone so I can order like something to snack on bro
Like if I'm gonna play a storyboard game, I didn't like snack on something, you know
Wow Chad if I had laid my head on a pillow right now, I would genuinely fall asleep
I've never been this tired in the wild bro. I think I got really really shit sleep yesterday, bro
Bro, stay up all night to play with XQC?
Yeah, but that shit was so funny, bro.
Like, chat, would you guys spend a night to play with XQC?
I feel like sick, though.
I feel like sick though, check this is going to be like a cozy end stream bro, I'm not
going to lie.
Have I ever had a cozy end stream recently?
It's all been hectic recently, I'm not going to lie, it's like a very very cozy stream
towards the end at least.
It's been very hectic recently.
Whoever just said you lost the Jinxie cozy my ass?
I'm fucking unblowing you up in Minecraft, bro.
Okay, so what about this car? I don't get it. Am I supposed to, like, open the trunk?
I don't get it. I found it, but what now? What did they not say?
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Fuck.
fuck you
what is this?
What the fuck is happening?
AHH I CAN'T SEE!
I CAN'T SEE!
AHH!
There's so much shit in my eyes!
There's so much shit in my eyes!
Where am I supposed to go?
I ran the wrong way.
Can I go to the park, bro?
I gotta go back to the park.
Should I restart?
When did I get so fucking windy, holy shit?
I need to buy an old life monitor.
Okay, this guy has to get like absolutely fucking terminated, bro.
Am I retarded?
Is there a heal anywhere?
I'm fucking destroyed, bro.
Three bright coins, oh my god, it's just like resident evil puzzles.
You're up there with the dumbest streamers in the world.
Like what?
Okay.
Three bright coins, three afters in play, and under the tree, the maiden dart lay.
the maiden where she would go or she not know with no one nearby a flower would
grow. Okay so I need coins no? Okay we're gonna find the coins.
Hello?
Is anyone there?
Is anyone there?
Hello?
I heard someone.
Hello?
I heard someone.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
What map are you guys talking about?
Oh, I see it now.
Why is this map even like- Okay.
So I gotta go to Rosewater Park.
I mean bro, I'm not gonna lie guys, puzzle games are like not my favorite bro, like it's hard bro
I'm an FPS shooter bro. I am not I am not the the smartest
In
Individual in the world, you know
What the fuck is that?
Like what are you bro?
Like, what even is that? It's four arms or four legs. What the fuck is that?
But why are they so stingy with like ammo or guns or heels?
He's closed.
Wait, isn't this what, Mary War?
Bro, something's not adding up bro. Like am I in a dream? I feel like I'm in a dream.
Oh, courtyard key, okay.
So let me see.
is probably downstairs again, so let's go back downstairs.
So where'd I come from?
No, this is where I was.
This staircase is to the right.
What are you moving?
The thing is, chat, I haven't found a house that I like, bro.
There's not a house that I've found that I like, bro.
I haven't till May 31st, but the second it hits May 31st, I'm getting kicked out, so
it's like...
I need a house, bro.
Bro, there's just no houses on the market bro
Why don't let me jump up?
Oh!
W's in the shats!
W's in the shats!
So what's a good time to like sleep and wake up at like genuinely?
How do you guys wake up and sleep so early, bro?
I was always at night owl my entire life.
He actually was fucked up, though.
I take advantage of that ass.
One of the funnest nights I've ever had in my life, though.
Easily one of the funnest nights I've ever had in my life.
Is it just me, bro?
I have this problem.
Where, like, the last time I went clubbing was probably, like,
Five months ago such like that but
Yeah, that's probably every time I try to go to the club. I leave like ten minutes after
I guess
Oh, who are you, you dumb fuck?
Like, I don't like- Jack, does anyone here like going to clubs? Cause I can't.
I don't like going to clubs at all.
Like, but maybe that's because I don't drink, to be honest. I don't drink or anything.
So look, I'm literally sitting there sober.
So I literally like just leave 10 minutes later, and then I was like, you know, I sat I got sit down on myself
And I was like bro
Clubs are like mokey not for me, bro, and I just never went to gun
What did I come here to do I don't get it
Oh
Did I grab anything chat
Did I grab anything in this room at all?
grabbed my cock why are they so stingy with heels
still
Why would you do that like what is the point of doing that are you retarded
What's a kid doing here?
Why would you do that?
Hmm.
Quite the artist.
Huh.
Huh. Quite the artist. Ha ha. Quite the artist.
Die!
Die!
Stay on guard. You're lying, right? There's no way.
There's no way they're gonna send me back to here, right?
Actually...
oh my god oh my god you're lying why are they so stingy with fucking heels in
this game bro why are there no fucking heels in this game
Hello?
Anyone there?
the
Fuck
Like I did not know I had no bro, why do I have like no heels in this video game though
Why did you only just start streaming what does that mean I've been shimmying every day for the last like three years two years
Two and a half years
Hello, Jinxie victim.
Alright bro, all good bro.
I'm telling you bro, the next time I beat Jinxie to 1v1, I'm not only going to take
my pants off and nut on all of his viewers, but second of all, I'm not even going to talk
so much shit from Jinxie, I think he's going to block me.
Like unironically he's going to block me after I beat him into 1v1.
I'm out of shit, it's gonna come out of my mouth.
Yeah, bro, they're not gonna deny it.
I'm I'm literally permanently banned from fucking Rainbow Six Siege
She's just all good, but like
It's all good, what can I do?
No, it's so basically they said that I'm not allowed to play their game anymore until I have their permission
I'm not allowed to play Rammus in season 2 unless they have their permission.
So, boom.
And that happens, and then I run away, I open this door.
No, no, I'm not gonna play R6 off stream like if I'm ever gonna bro child I like to keep
most of my gaming 99% of my gaming on stream because it's just boring if I don't have you
guys to talk to you like streaming was always my dream bro I grew up very lonely and I had
no one to talk to you or like say my jokes to you so I would never play a game without
you guys basically but um how do I save chat where's the save though like I mean
I could just make multiple accounts a chat my my dream is to get number one in
every game like the highest rank of every game on stream but like it's just
kind of annoying because uh yeah I don't know how I'm going to do it bro
How do I save chat because if I die bro, I'm gonna get off and rage
Is there like a save here
Do I have to go all the way back there like to the spawn
What is that
That kinda looks like you.
That does not look like me bro, come on, what the fuck.
Why does it keep giving me ammo, but no gun, like do I have a gun that I don't know?
What the fuck is that, bro?
Like what is that?
C.S. skins with arrow?
another day chat, another day. Valentine's Day food.
Like, what am I even, like, watching, though?
So I don't understand chat like what am I missing here?
There's a circle in here why is there a circle in here?
Yeah, I understand this, but...
Vass?
Room 109, the prisoner's room.
The locked door second floor.
Do I have the key for that though?
What room was it?
Okay, so I did a lot for that door.
Finally, bro.
I swear to God, I feel like I've been collecting more than just two bullets, though.
Go to room 28, let me see one sec, let me just finish this spot.
Do you watch any series dude? I've watched so many like anime or real shows
I feel like I've watched like legitimately everything that I could have been watched
bro watch the law bro right now I'm not watching anything though
I mean, finally I'm finding heals.
Yeah, I won't lie bro.
Cozy right now it hasn't been cozy in a while
Streamed it pretty hectic recently chat, so
But I mean that's what would prefer bro low key like when I have like my crazy energy, but I mean
All that a month. Yeah, I'm a very very tired today
I feel like I'm missing something on this room, though.
Perk, I love you bro, AriesGCR, I love y'all, thank y'all so much everyone, I love y'all.
I've already been here.
I am in room 208 Cha I am in 208 I was this is 208 right here this is room 208
Okay, but there's nothing in here.
Unless like I missed something.
It says 208 on the door.
Or is that supposed to be 202 18, but they took the fucking to all off oh
It's a 203, but it's fucking like why is it like that what the fuck
Why is the three backwards what the fuck
Yeah, but there's a blockade right there, I can't just take that route.
Yeah, how do I open this door I can't?
I'm not gonna lie chat, I didn't call it bro, I'm getting the fucking money.
bro im not going to lie chat im going to call it bro im getting the f**king
im lost bro i dont like games like this f**k
bro no no no there's no way you eat osmos bro larry bro osmos dude no
bro check this game isn't for everyone bro me personally though I'm not a lot
I don't even like this game bro but a lot of people in my calm want me to play
this game so I'm gonna play it but I'm gonna take one for the team bro maybe I
I'd like to get later on. I don't know this game is fucking ass to me right now though
Well, I like I'm the only reason why I'm playing is because you guys want me to play
I'm just like confused like
What's your go-to short spot job a shawarma spot that's local it's called some moody
shawarma it's called a moody shawarma and bro it's like a low-key crack I'm not
gonna lie
job where did I go save bro I'm gonna freak the fuck out I'm gonna freak the
fuck out how do I go save bro if I lose my fucking mind
says I love you brother even five gift that I love you
but yeah I'm telling you bro it's weird bro when I start playing these games I
tweak the fuck out bro I took the fuck out
no no no I'm getting the fuck off this game bro
I'm going to save and I don't know if I'm ever going to touch this game again to be honest
But uh, yeah bro, me on the bed here, save this.
Uh, yeah, it's done that.
Oh my god.
Hello?
What?
What a loser.
He said to not.
You guys, yeah, I'm not allowed by you guys.
You fucking say my life, bro.
I'm fucking playing Silent Hill 2, bro.
I think I wanted to kill myself four times by that fucking game in GTA, obviously, in GTA.
All right.
Well, I mean, yeah, you're gonna play here, then.
I'm gonna play here, then.
I'm gonna play here.
I just want to stream.
Hold up.
I'm gonna jerk you off right now on stream.
Hold up.
I'm gonna jerk you off on stream.
Then fucking stream.
You can now open up Discord on your stream like this.
Why?
Why?
Why?
You cannot open up discord actually
Yeah
Well, I don't know
How many monitors how many monitors do you guys have?
Keep playing you keep playing I'm sure I'm sure she'll out. Oh, no. No, what do you mean? What do you mean?
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure what is up with your cases, you know me. Oh my god, so I'm gonna be born. Oh my god
It's pretty much like doing taxes on stream. We have to do taxes see I'm gonna open cases on stream
No, no, no sign sign Hill better
I don't know bro. I don't know
All right, you're like
All right, let him do a sting bro low key. I think he wants to open up his cases or something
Check, do I end stream bro?
Loki, I'm tired bro.
I don't know if it was that game or what bro.
I don't know if it was that game chat or what bro.
I've been prepping these shut-ups for months you should join
You're wasted right now bro, I bro, do I even look like normal right now chat
Oh my god, well actually like
The thing is don't try if I end stream right now, bro. I don't even know if I'm going to
Like go to sleep, bro. It's 8 30, bro
You never look normal. What do you mean? I never look normal. What the fuck? Like what?
What
Yeah, I don't know bro. I mean if I end stream I don't know what to do. It's still 830 but uh
Like I don't know like damn. It's pretty weird bro watch X for his trade-ups
How crazy are his trade-ups
You look so ugly and shrey
um that we knew would almost pay for the whole
all of them like 20k 30k maybe yeah yeah that was almost a problem
yeah I think yeah I mean they probably paid themselves a little bit on top but I
was okay so excited as fuck so I have
holy shit now um someone that are more expensive I think we're maybe the lower
quality but I'm not too sure but we'll have to look at it one at a time
like I say these ones are like I think I think most of them are minimal where if
you listen to what the fuck
look at this I mean that's the cheapest one the bad trip oh oh these are the
ones that I think the balance right again yeah can you go from worse like in
linear order the thing is they're all the same yep they're all the same they're
five-way trade-ups from five different collections.
Gotcha.
Ah, I mean...
Hmm, bro, you're so faded, I am very tired, bro,
but I just, I don't know, I've been having fun
on stream recently, no, no, no, I try to fuck no coffee
right now at 8.30, bro, unharmonically,
with LITs really not sleeping till like 7 AM,
and honestly, I feel like I need to fucking sleep
because I'm very fucking tired, but honestly,
also it's 8.30 AM, and I'm tired, bro,
So if I go to sleep right now, I don't know.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Um, trashed and streamed.
Wait, wait, was he joking when he said this by the way?
Was he actually joking when he said this?
Except Muda, don't join the call.
Wait, I'm gonna do open the chin-ups.
Most of them, I think.
If you guys wanna hang out, except Muda, don't join call.
JK
Read the room buddy. Yeah, I'm scared bro. I don't want to be that guy bro. I don't want to be that guy
I definitely want to read the room, bro. I don't know. What's what's he doing?
I just literally kicked Muda's head in in on broder.
I was on PC bro that's all it is.
Bro Muda only beat me because he had double my frames.
He's never beating me again.
Bait that.
I'm never losing again to him.
I swear to god he's so good.
I swear to god he's so good.
Oh my god, he's so...
Literally just got lucky, bro. It's all that happened, bro. You literally just got lucky.
I swear to god, I said all that happened.
you played like a bitch I know bro I know I know I know I know I know I know I know
I know bro listen bro the score is still 3 to 2 the score is still 3 to alright the
The score is still 3-2, the score is still 3-2.
What the fuck is this?!
Please don't join the X-Call, you're a Vibe terrorist with main character syndrome.
I mean you guys really want me to join this call? Like what am I even going to do in this call though?
Oh
Yeah, give me this
I guess they would have thought it should I start with is it all the same most of it or do I start with like like a son like
All the all of these trade-ups are the exact same
They're all five way five different collections all okay wins
So our trade-ups like
Trade-ups, and they're all the exact same shout our trade-ups like like and act like our trips
Profitable or no, yeah, I can't play siege but I see so many messages that say like I
See so many messages like mood up place siege mood of place age bochat. I can't place
I don't know if you guys are trolling. I am really permanently fucking banned bro. I can never place you to get on stream
She's just so fucked bro. It's actually fucked, but it's all good
I need to go find that all the fatality are stupids.
Bang bang bang bang.
Right?
That's a lock.
Bang.
Right?
Yeah.
Yes.
That's a lock.
Let me just do my console.
All right, lock it, boys.
Yeah, as you see it looks like it's dad. No, as you see it looks like it's dad. No
Can you put it like this a little bit a little bit a little bit like this fucking loose like that
This is it
And then and then
Yep, everything is right everything is right perfect size
Okay, okay, boys just lock in right now
We need this
We need to win this knife
So I want to get all that money
Crazy energy the top you can you can see on the left. There'll be a star if it's low
And why it's not chat? It's not that I'm not stupid for selling it. I never sold my monitor
I did a dolphin dive into my OLED monitor my
$1,600 older mother when a VR girl said I could suck on her titties
So I dolphin dive into my monitor like a retard and literally lit $1,600 on fire one
So that's M9 or Karambit.
Okay.
And then from Tama buttocks.
The technology.
Wait, how does he instantly know if it's M9 Karambit or M9 Bayonet or Karambit?
How does he know it away?
Oh, that'd be good.
What is that?
What is that?
What is that? What is that?
It's going to be a bayonet.
Oh, it's a bayonet.
Is that really tall up there?
It's a bayonet.
If it's a little bit lower than that, it's an M9 bayonet.
Did I go down?
Yeah, sure.
OK, I'll go, baby.
So it's a bayonet?
Oh, how, though.
Jesus Christ.
Some World War II.
Yeah.
So, OK.
The story to it, though.
I might go with your one gloves.
So what trench is our blood country,
and what warm is it sounding?
I mean.
to work with you in the trenches like left in the ground for at least a week or
two
but step down that was right left
absolutely a left pocket dog shit
but i like it
you know but i actually like it all
yeah yeah that's nice
now i'm not worth it, just to see it
maybe don't check the price
it's about a seven hundred dollar trade up
seven hundred dollar trade up for three hundred dollars
Bro, gambling is actually so ass, bro.
Bro, I feel good about this though,
because chat, when I got banned off Valorant for a month, bro,
and I had to go on CS, my entire chat said,
Muda, Muda, Muda, do some trade-ups, Muda, Muda,
Muda, do some trade-ups, Muda, open up some cases.
And just like that, $5,000 was lit on fire
within the spend of one week.
$5,000 and it's been a one-week
$5,000 and it's been a one-week
Never again, by the way, never again. I don't care if there's a gun pointed to my head in GCA
Muda, open up some CS cases
No, bro. No, I don't give a fuck. No
Yeah, I mean, yeah, no we're doing it
Shut the fuck up you earned 10k from those streams. Who is this? Are you fucking gabin?
Are you gabin? Gabin from fucking a CS employee?
This guy wants me to gamble more bro, go fuck yourself.
That felt weird dude.
I know that one different time. Hold on.
Well, Bunks is named, I don't know what his name is bro.
Starhatch?
You know, you know.
Why is it so fucking cold?
Or should I have a feeling I'm getting sick because I'm very tired or something?
I don't know.
It's not fine, it's good right?
Yeah, that's all right. That's good. Oh, that's good
Karan better. I'm nine hold on
Just a tip
Don't be too high though. Don't be a pain it again
We're gonna look at this week. Oh, oh, no, oh ain't it? No, hold on
It's still because don't know it's jungle. It's mash. Oh, thank you fudge. No, no, no lock in
It looks like it looks like smash it looks like smash it smashes an X send it
Oh
She hit the same collection twice in a row. Is that not bad
I
Yes, you can get both M9 and regular out of this
No, not at all. That's not at all.
There's like a hundred and fifty dollars lost.
That's pretty good.
I actually like that knife a lot.
Super clean.
Chad, what is your guys' favorite knife in this game?
A hundred and fifty dollars lost? Not bad, I guess.
A hundred and fifty dollars lost in the garbage on fire? Not bad.
It's a good ability.
Let me find the rest of the heroics.
I know it's the one don't don't ask why watch this shit bang whoa oh that was heavy that
was super heavy okay but I shit it shut why do they why do they go why do they go from
the side I don't get it it's definitely a star I think it's a one star there's no star
what does that mean?
it's much weirder hold on
oh no
what was the star?
yeah it was weird that's high
still could be good though still could be good no
what's the yellow thing?
what's the yellow thing?
that's horizon so that means it's going to be a Talon Talon collection which is stiletto
look in Talon
that sort of thing
I'm not trying to be rude
Whoever's banned that, that was his mate's knife
You were part of the poor squad
Yo, that's what you find
Bro, that is what you find
at a fucking like
I don't even fucking know in the trenches of World War 1
Bro, you find this in the trenches of the World War 1, bro
What the fuck
No, it's not because it adds the um, the lava pattern
Oh, the lava pattern
It's the feastables pattern
Yeah, wait, don't check the price, please.
It's not that bad.
It's like a $400 loss.
What do you mean that's not bad?
Can I pick a sticker?
Oh, I go pick a sticker.
The fanatic one, the orange one.
Get up a little bit.
Right there.
Yeah.
What do you mean that's not bad?
I have a good cat for facing a man.
I'm just waiting for last, but fudge it.
Oh.
Oh my god.
See that little guy?
You're killing him.
Music.
Yeah, well, if I- if I- if I get a good one, how about, um, what do you play now?
Yeah, see, I just play anything, bro. I go from the Rocket League to Siege to Val
to CS to Reacts.
Literally, just enjoy life now, bro. I enjoy life. I- I made it, bro. I made it.
It's done, bro. Fuck, going back to Valorant, bro.
Hell no.
Hell to the no-no-no.
oh fuck that game getting stream set by Andy Yoshi in 2026 can't do it anymore
download download of the floor
wow
wow
not bad
that's the lowest level
why would anyone have that level
yeah see they take care bro they take care of us they they they take care of us bro
when one guy nuts on us for the day though the next one joins and snipes us 30 little
Game is fucking ass, bro. I can't play any more. Let's have 50 second delay
They were looking for me. I see but they mistaken you for me because you look like me
Yo, believe it look at this guy's face
I do want to join the call, but I don't want to go because if I do the call I can't talk
to you guys much.
I'm gonna like mute and then unmute and then unmute and then unmute and then unmute and
then unmute.
I actually kind of like the part on the knife though.
It has like a breathing air in it.
Which is that one.
That's only like a $475.
That's not bad how much money does this guy need to not lose for it not to be bad
Any red ones there's a red one right there
The heart it's way more red the heart the heart red stickers only
Oh, they skip it. I must have missed it, right? No, no, no. It's right there. You just had it.
You just had it. It's the top of it. Yeah, there it is.
Bro, can you guys tell me why every single time I, uh, Jixi ends a stream, you guys say
Jixi Raid. Bro, what does that mean? No more bad skins. Now is the time of good skins.
that bang had aura this time we're gonna do it
straight aura
give me a high star I don't know why but I just have to sound
jingsy raid incoming dude I'm actually so mad that I lost the jingsy bro but it's
all good I promise bro I don't know bro I'm gonna start like riding on a second
account let's unbend I've never seen it let us die in my career
No, no tip no tip no tip no tip with the ring
Yes
Now it could be a M9 right here. Oh
My I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not oh my god
Oh, you can get that.
Wait, why did it paint the blue?
That is the ugliest.
That looks like it was made by an eight-year-old at art class.
Like a Joel Christmas package.
Like, this is the worst.
That's the first camera you unlocked.
It goes well with that agent.
Literally.
That's 50 headshots and you get that.
Yo!
The collardroody skins, the collardroody skins.
You get 50 headshots, you get a camel.
That's like, well, Greek is actually so funny.
That's a big water in the game.
That's funny. He definitely means it.
That's a...
Yo, that's a...
Yo, wait.
That's profit.
Nice.
That's how.
That's insane.
There's M9.
People love the M9.
That's that good.
I'm going to choose one one figure.
Matrix song, perhaps.
I'm pretty sure I do.
It should be rights.
It's called club to death and by a Rob Dugan.
Thank you, bro.
Frank and I do a blue sticker.
Well, it's a matrix song, right?
right? Kind of, no. Which is green in the green matrix one is right there. Wait, really?
Got one. That's so matrix. Holy, Jesse, good cool.
Celestial just gifted a hundred subs. Yo, that's the skin guy. Yo, Celestial, thank
Thank you for the 100 subs.
Let me get this straight, bro.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight, bro.
Yo, Celestial, thank you for the 100 subs.
That's also the Skins guy, by the way.
Now.
Now.
Perfect timing!
Perfect timing!
Eeeeh!
Lower high, lower high.
I think low.
It's gotta be low.
It's gotta be.
It must.
It's low!
Yes.
It's low.
I've never seen a lower one.
True.
It's the lowest you want to be.
True.
If you want, you can do the letter edge, too.
If you keep moving it to the right, you can see the first letter.
If you want to try something different.
Oh, yeah, yeah, true, true, true.
Gently.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow.
Slow.
me slow slow
gently gently was a k that could be a k that could be a k that's a b bro that
might work out wait they move that's a b that's a b that's a b that's a b
it's an r it's an r let's go rubies
with an rombit face it's gonna be a rombit face
is that ruby ruby or no ruby or no an f it's an f it's an f
I did all this at f-main
What is f-main?
It's a flip knife
I'll ram bit me
My god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
BUSFISH
BUSFISH
Okay, so that's good because now we have all the max losses out of the way
How did they lost so far bro?
statistics exist in the world
Maybe system will kick in oh my god
Let's do greyhound it's up a little bit
So in the middle bottom, yeah, now it's the bottom. No that one. That's greyhound
It's an Australian team
They skip it
Lookin, I don't know
There this you find you an aura song. I just saw it
So said is all you need is like one crazy like emerald or ruben is max profit like max profit, bro
I
Check
Wait, wait, I've got new stuff. Oh, okay. Wait for the next one
Hold up
back
Wow
Just wow
Prediction I hope I think
You did this by the way, which is a weird time really weird. Yeah, that is weird
I think it's gonna be high.
Chet, how much money has he spent on these shutters?
Probably gonna get rusty points.
It's high.
It's high.
It's high.
It's sky high.
It can still be good though.
Oh.
XQCL.
38K.
Now we need a skeleton though.
What the fuck?
It's really low.
It's really low.
Wow.
It's good.
That's really good.
Still down.
That's good. That's really good.
Still down?
That looks like a skeleton.
It's yellowish!
Oh, Tiger 2's got it!
Oh no, I gotta go for it. Send it!
Oh my god!
That's really good!
That's terrible!
I like that though.
I'll send you the steamer.
Send it over.
I like this.
The bottom looks even color like at the little bottom.
on the map that might be worth a lot but it's like uh i guess two-thirds loss pretty much yeah
another let's go bottom the what yeah you can go camping now x yeah you have all the
knives i'm literally gonna buy this night this is a cool night oh wait i gotta i got words though
it does jet that does work i gotta i gotta words though it's gonna like um like bribe
Okay. Alright, you get shoes.
Okay. Okay. Jesse, the star Dallas. I was thinking the same thing. Wow. Okay. I was thinking the opposite thing, but do it anyways. Wait.
What's the opposite of the star? Oh, I love star too. A dark hole. A dark hole?
What is the song?
Here, do this song.
Do this song. Do this song. Do this song.
Look at that name tag. Leticia Hart.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
What's that?
There's a little name tag. It's probably for someone's girlfriend.
Wait, really? What's that?
It's actually a story to it.
Leticia.
No, it's not.
I'm gonna take some of his memory token and we'll play on the garbage.
She broke his mind.
Okay, now let this memory...
Make my song next.
Do it when she's not singing though.
Bro, there's no way.
Yes it is. Trust me.
Trust me.
Just for the memory of the girl.
So why do you guys want to join ColsoBadBlock?
I can join Colso if you guys want me to.
I don't really mind, bro.
Like, there's no, like, am I really a cockpit?
Bro, I'm just chilling, bro.
I'm just chilling and watching.
Yeah, yeah, Jixi already invited me to the R6 tournament.
Jixi invited me to the R6 tournament.
I think it's on Saturday.
I don't know.
Whatever he said, whatever he said, whatever he said.
This one felt like it was needed, like this one felt like it showed up at the time, cause we needed it the most.
It's in behind now, it should have appeared by now, no?
Here it comes.
Oh yeah.
We've never seen it this far either, which means we've never seen this tonight.
Okay, okay, on the drop baby, on the drop, just wait 15 minutes please.
It's worth it
For Leticia oh my god
Had a golden tip which could there be case hard in the rest?
It's metal! It's not...
It's a regular bandit, yeah?
It's yellow!
Wait, it is yellow!
Oh, it's lore!
And...
It's a good one!
That's good!
It's a good one!
It's not bad at all!
No mix...
Ah, the...
Not fucking bad at all.
How much is this?
It kinda has aura. It's like a godly one.
It's like a...
Field tested, what the fuck?
how much is this it's not a bad night it's not a bad night at all
I don't mind it but I never liked the lore I said it's just perfect reference
I'm not a big lore of them down oh it's the second best thing you've got though
one-fifth loss one-fifth loss wow to a big 60 months five years what a time
Yeah
Has he got anything like profitable or not?
It was uh, he got anything probably a no not yet
Oh hold on I can't stop it when I look at it
No, no, I stopped it carrying in left face by the way
Oh, I really should do what yeah, wait, this is a big one
What is it showing your previous results to you this doesn't matter this doesn't show anything
Yeah, this is fine
You look tired go to bed Duke
What if we got a caramba one time
Yeah, I know I have divine intellect I know this is gonna be a good one I have divine intellect
Yes
So I have divine intellect really please
save us
Oh my god
I'm divinely guided do not show us a tip
Don't tip us
Show us a blade the curved blade to the right. That's a good start right there
Amazing start divine intellect. This is not right. It's really long
He's fat
Okay, now no flip and we're good
Oh my god.
That's a Karambit.
Oh my god.
There can be blue gems in here.
I think I saw blue.
I don't know why.
I saw blue.
Let me do this game one more time.
Whoa.
Oh my god.
Or a blue gem.
Oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Send it!
Bang!
Is it good?
Is it good?
Backside Bluegem flip it! Flip it! Flip it! Flip it!
Okay, Backside Bluegem. Amazing.
Send it!
Bro, the Backside Bluegem is insane.
What?
It's thousands of dollars.
check
but i thought it was a gambit doppler is so blue insane that is insane
7-1
i don't want to be that guy but
i mean there's a few of them
it looks so good with those gloves
1.4 thousand dollars
i don't want to be that guy with the cool guy
bro gree called it
i did call it
1.4k
I told you I got
Yeah
Show me like the absolute maximum of this time
The max win is insane
I mean, it's a full dark and light blue, right?
Bro, so what are the chats at 70k, 70k, 70k, 70k?
Bro.
Holy shit, a blue gem.
What are the chances of hitting a blue gem, by the way?
If you don't, you're a dick, I'm just saying.
I do that on the browser page.
Yes.
He's licking it if he doesn't write, Jeff.
This is the max win.
If you had gotten this, $100,000 in field tested.
So he's literally dying, and you're just sitting here watching
That's
tip is.
Replace auntie.
Done.
Bang.
I feel like if you use this knife though you're going to play worse because you're going
to keep trying to inspect your knife and die.
Yeah sure.
If it was all your dog shit you'd go look at this and inspect it and then die, yeah.
It's not even a blue jam and then you, yeah, exactly.
Bang.
Um.
Max went on the ninth one is crazy.
What do you mean by ninth one?
Is there something?
That's the ninth trade up.
You already got a max win.
Yeah, that's a man.
I would say that's a good max one.
What do you think that's a good max lead?
Chat.
Oh my god, yes, so much trade-ups.
What was that one?
Was that phase?
Wait, how much money is that?
Arrow?
Liquid.
Like 1.4, 1.5K for that knife.
Stop doing that.
Like a double.
It's like a double up.
That's American, though.
It's even better.
It's also it's also opened at home. No, I mean we found that I miss I miss when Muda used to gamble wait what?
Bro, what the fuck? What do you miss when you you miss Muda when he used to gamble like what who says that?
Bro, who the fuck says that what?
Who says that Katie Rachel which is the worst thing that can happen?
ready and the match winners wait I like that we just got back to back blue John
that one come snow yeah yeah it did come a little bit it's just gonna be at
high one thank God grief was wrong back to that
I
Find me to prove it wrong now prove me right make it max with no tip. I know tip
It's it it's it now you can do it. It's an M9 be nice
What's that that that's not inspiring a lot of be something it's probably maybe a day in it
Oh
What my god
Some grandad inside
She's clean some well, that's like an outdoor boys a nice, you know, I mean yeah, yeah
Yeah, I just want my old buddies that is with a with like a horn and I mean
Now you bought this on Amazon for 20 bucks. It's called like the world's sharpest night. Oh, yeah
Hey, yeah, okay, so doesn't stream on Saturdays. Can you cover his shift by streaming until 1 a.m?
Your time, please arch angel live
We don't want that. No, we're good.
Huh?
Huh?
What the fuck?
Guys, don't be ungrateful.
What the fuck?
Don't be shameless.
Alright, um, I checked the dirt.
I don't want to be that guy, but, X, are you going to do a discord giveaway in this discord
specifically?
Oh, sure, yeah.
But we haven't opened one yet, so I can't play Dodgy yet, so you have to wait a little
bit.
I'll give it away, let's go.
What we want to do is get a wheel.
It's like a tiger.
Oh, I remember that. That was the one I missed earlier.
Oh my god. Right there.
At the top of the screen. Jero at the prime, I love you so much. God bless you bro.
No, right there, the red, the black. Yes. If you get a match win, I will come to Florida tomorrow.
Holy, and I will sleep in your house.
Please, baby.
I actually beg you, give us a good night.
Wait, is XTC in Florida right now?
XTC's in Florida right now?
Wait, I thought, uh...
Wait, so where is his dad?
Like, I thought him and his dad live in one house.
I thought they all lived in one house.
Am I tripping?
She moves every six months.
She does six months, six months.
The chat, why does he do six months, six months?
Is it for taxes?
Yes, mage.
Yes, yes, baby.
Keep it low for sure.
Or Florida taxes cheap chat.
He moves around because he's scared of stream sniping.
Is that true?
And I'm hard.
Come on.
Come on, curve it to the right.
Don't shoot there.
What do you mean we have 0% in Florida?
What does that mean?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
0% income tax.
So if I moved to Florida and streamed,
I wouldn't have to pay taxes?
Oh, my god, brother.
Oh, my god, brother.
Oh, my god, it's great.
Send it.
Send it.
Send it.
Send it.
Send it.
Yes.
Bye.
Oh!
I
Face to almost maximum almost
Max green phase two
That's an amazing freaking knife though, I don't see I don't have a scenery series that is
I love that
Wait, let me see play sign does it not have the color on that's like 7k no chat or no
That's full green that's what green that's full green
Dude with the gloves is absolutely insane by the way all I know is I remember being a call
I remember being a call was I remember being in a call with Celestial chat and Celestial was like a
Max green Doppler 2 phase 2 is like 7 grand grand right before X
What's that?
As you said, I wonder if you've ever played the game.
Oh, no.
I haven't played it before.
This is a night you get to stand around and see us go around singing it to them.
Chat, wait, so bro, if I moved to Florida, I'd pay zero taxes.
Is that true?
So what would that be?
Like, show me what it would look like.
It was an actual Flammerable.
Sure.
Like income tax, 0% state income tax. What does that mean? I don't understand
what that means.
You do have to pay federal tax. That's all. What's federal tax though, Chet?
chest so what's federal it's federal tax like
why I guess thing I'm slow bro fuck you and yours is really good you know we
take that man and you have an idea bro why don't I set up a camera and then go
to intake a nap for like an hour and then get back on and stream for another
like four hours to be obvious deal
I'm going to order an SI E-Bow
I'm going to order an SI E-Bow bro call me fat call me whatever bro that's all good
bro I give you guys permission I give you guys permission bro but Loki like
I need to I need to know sorry anytime we have no wait it's 9-11 chat make a wish chat 9-11 make a wish
It's 9-11 make a wish
Oh, what about the red dick what
SI you bowl this
Yeah, it's like it looks like it looks like a ball sack. Yeah, I agree with that. I'm gonna give it a try
yeah we'll get what wait oh it's those other three explosion stickers I think
so would you guys pay 28 dollars
yeah all the explosions are those ones okay that's right that's right tell
us and have the tip back below that's a shuffle yeah when it adds to do is crazy
35 dollars for an SI E-Bull?
Jack?
Are you retarded?
Jess, would you guys pay 35 dollars for a fucking SI E-Bull?
Oh fuck that shit.
Oh fuck that shit.
I don't give a fuck about XQC money.
Well, lucky I'm not paying $25 for fucking a cyborg.
So many pictures that it lagged, you know what I mean?
Yeah, never seen in your inventory.
It never had to load it ever on Counter-Strike.
No one's ever loaded it before.
Yeah, that's that actual shit.
It loaded the asset.
Low star. Load that in.
It's really high. It's actually high.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh man.
We've never seen a star this high.
But you would pay $35 for a cheat for 24 hours
Like I'm literally gonna punch you in the face in GTA bro. So I also a curved blade
I think it was Prisma so it could be Talon Ruby
No tip
my god great form so far come on
trip to the left
oh wait where is it oh what is that is that a fucking
uh-oh no no no it can't be it'll be 10 is that ruby
no i don't know what this is guys it's really red
I think that's a Ruby talent Ruby talent. No chat Ruby talent. Oh
Yeah, that's a we call a check skin and then we just do that shit
That looks like some shit off roadblocks. I'm not gonna lie
to give away
Well, these are actually nice
Yeah, I'll be here tonight. I'm gonna dinner real quick. I'll be back. I'll drink it is
I want to play go I want to play golf with friends
Oh my god
not just you fucking retard I guess aero said face three guys guys am I allowed to
join the call no no oh my god holy shit that's nice yeah I don't want to join
Yes
Actually so fine we're like down maybe one straight up overall
I think you're like break even right now. Yeah, those carambits are insane
Yeah, so if X hits an emerald right now, he's gonna be up or is he still gonna be down?
I mean, yeah
What they're right your muscles on it right there the FAMAS the bad trip
Right there. Yeah, right there that one
To that choice
Trade train watch watches watches watches watches came with the enemy music is in this
Can you scratch your screen train please?
Yeah, we're just up talking. This is all me come on
Three two one
Bunk
Okay, I got us. I got us. I got us. I saw a little star. Yeah, it's called it called it. It's high star. It's high star
It's a ruby. I feel it. It's a ruby
It's a fucking ruby. I've already seen it. It's a fucking ruby. I feel it.
It's a low star.
Oh my God! I told you!
It's a ruby. It's a ruby. I feel it.
High tip or no tip? No, no, no. High tip ruby.
No, no. It's butterfly ruby. I'm telling you, I feel it.
I feel it. It's ruby. I'm telling you it's ruby.
Oh no, oh no.
No, no, no, no.
Let me see it. Let me see it.
It looks like a tip that's been about a thousand asses.
It's like a like a UK must-skill world war 2 like
Just a process but trust the boss
Yeah, it should be money back
All right, this one's this next one's mine this next one's mine. Here we go
Yeah, mood a room
Yeah, bro, come on
The m4a1s m4a1s the yellow m4a1s
I feel this bro. I feel this. I don't get it. What happened? You're just cute. Like am I allowed to like
This is what I do. This is what I do. Just watch this. I'm not to do a walk away an oral walk away here
But we fucked oh that was the hard time
Watch this I'm gonna enter to I'm gonna do it with this oral walk away
Those are you keep flexing those out to dinner. That's a lot. Why did you do that?
No, it's only a flex you Greek, huh?
I
Believe I believe I believe I believe I think I went down too fast. No, no, we're good. We're good. It's really
Look in me
Holy shit!
Is it at least Factory New?
It has to do with it.
What?
Is that Factory New?
Is that Factory New?
No.
They make it like, okay.
I generally didn't even know that this was in the game.
I've never seen anybody rocking this piece of shit.
Yeah, by the way, we're not talking shit about the UK
because it can actually be a problem between me and you if you continue.
Thank you.
I actually love the UK.
Thank you.
I'm having British myself.
Good.
Yeah, I don't push my teeth how much how much money was that Doppler you just pulled
but not about the bin at how much is one point five yeah you on the on the CMR
case I don't know how much it is on the work maybe that you had a bunch of me
perhaps but I like it I don't give a shit I just like it yeah that's a place
skin for life right there now sticker chat chooses the sun after that it can be
down. That's gonna be only... What was it? Blue? Blue sticker?
Blue for blue gem, perhaps? Oh, the water ones at the bottom. Yeah, I saw that. I'm liking
that. The wave. Oh, I like that. Yeah, that gives me a nice...
There's two waves. There's two kinds of waves. They wave or water splash. Wave or water splash.
Way a lot of waves. Whoa. Whoa, they know something that we don't everybody said wave at the same time
What was that was what you were saying the was another crowded wisdom of the crowd?
Look at the name tag wait
Oh
What does that mean wait wait God?
What is it like Odin like the God like the father of four?
What?
What?
Which is a Greek god?
Wait a minute.
Apparently Pikmin's dick.
Whoa.
That one is exact.
Norse god.
Or that.
Ripkaya.
Slow, slow, slow.
Okay.
So that's not shit, it's far, maybe.
Okay.
Low start.
It's high strike and tell.
No, no, no, it's low, it's low, it's low, it's low.
It's low, it's low.
Bad.
Good point.
Oh, Korean bitch.
Blue dim bucket.
Just like the perfect one.
The perfect blue dim?
That's a good start.
That's a really good start.
Come on.
Please, no tip, man.
Stop with the tips, we don't want, no more tips.
I think it's slow. Take it slow.
Yeah, bros. Chill, chill.
Don't tip us right here. Don't tip us right here.
Oh.
Slow X. Slow X. Slow, bro. Relax.
We're in a rush for a great show.
He's right. He's right. He's right.
We're just fucking right. Chill out.
Slow, bro. Slow, bro.
Good cool. Good fucking cool, baby.
It was like a candy.
No, it's good.
No, no, I would walk out of that.
I'm not sure I actually don't like it, though.
Check it. I kind of like it.
They go with the new one.
You know, I don't like it.
That's a chat, dude.
How much? Check them out.
Oh, yeah.
That's the price first.
That's fire. That's the price.
Yeah. Maybe you're in game on the playside.
Yeah, it's not shit.
No, bro. Come on.
At least $400 at least.
Yeah. Yeah.
Not bad.
That's like only like a one third loss.
I think that's not terrible.
No, that's not bad, bro.
Now we do know this flash because now I'm feeling it.
Wait, EG signature.
What's EG? Evil Jesus.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. The Dota 2 team.
It's actually a Starcraft 2 Pro team.
True, actually, that's how I know it.
Now, where is this other sucker?
We don't have that. We don't even have that.
Then it's stuck.
So someone was just lying? Oh, no, there it is.
And there's a name tag too. Like during the guitar solo? Fuck.
That's cinema, holy shit.
All right, easy frag.
Yeah
How about an easy Korean bit
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie bro. I think it is a credit. I got this one
Well, make make this one so insane. It has to be on the case
Just type clear and then
Like if you're feeling risky like if you're feeling sussed out, just barely it won't believe
Yeah, I mean it's fine to show it's just
What do the ones again I thought these can sometimes show I be if you spend it to our
known no no bro who said that was a CS go thing that was because we're we're on a
sort of thing oh yeah like you could show your you could show your connect like
if you reopen it this is just so you have the space you're good here my oh my
God that was a nice one that was a surprise you caught in by surprise they
did not know about that one low starts a low starts a low start master chief
nice mooder lock in you got this
take over take take over mooder okay I'm going slow bro chill
okay how about a little how about a little who wants a little or not Greek
You're so fast, bro.
I'd like to see a letter.
Show us a cake.
I actually just saw a fat bro, actually.
Your nose is absolutely abnormal.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Cram it perhaps.
Oh, if you were absolutely...
Oh, no, it's not...
Must it be?
Must it be?
Must it be?
It's a beam.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Please X slow-bo slow slow please no we know it's all the way down
Got it from your motor imagine we see a nice little I mean I don't know what that is actually about like what you all said
Lock in son
Peace come on
It's like it's like white metal
It looked like an autotronic first I can right there. I missed it. I didn't see it
It's coming ready. Oh my god hold. Whoa
Like some default nice
Sand Damascus bullshit. That's those bottle pass. Thanks. It's mom
Why is it? No, no, no, that's actually fire. No, no, that's actually
It's great pattern
Oh great, I kind of like that
That's actually fire Greek. He's not
It's not giving it to you.
It's disgusting.
The pattern is not bad.
That's a discord giveaway.
No, Greek, he's not giving that one to you.
It's a window.
I think it's even upcharged because he's saying,
look at the face of it, it's all...
Oh, wait, on the play side it's nice.
Can I borrow that axe?
That's kind of nice.
If you combine that with a white pair of gloves, it's solid.
Oh, that looks like shit.
Yeah, like, you're the new white gloves that just came out.
more arrow. Yeah, drop it. I wasn't
coping. Also, it's arrows turn.
And I put it badly at the lock in and give us a fucking skin so bad finding on the collection.
We do ends little up. Oh, yeah. The circle is yet easy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
It's easy.
This all. Mm hmm. Yes, sir.
Pooper, Pooper, Belt.
Hold on, where is it? Did I lose it?
Wait, why is it like it disappears?
Oh, there it is.
Oh, it's in order.
ends ends
Just give us a nice one
That was heavy, that was heavy, that was heavy
That was heavy, that was heavy
And it gave you two
It's like your nose in the water
Well, it's this is low on NL already. I'm not stupid
Well and cramp it
Okay, good. Oh my god
letter I like letter I think that was lucky yeah let's do another letter okay
okay into another K what fudge fuck I'm not no I'm nine
oh nice I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not
so lock in you must lock in not should we look at the tip of it it's gonna be a
nice tip. The blue gem on this one is crazy. Shall we take a look? Wow. I saw a pixel.
Oh. I don't know. I don't know, bro. I think it's on it. It's on it. Oh, yeah. It's white.
Oh my god.
What is it?
Is it a mask again?
Yeah, I think it's Damascus.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, that's clean.
That's clean.
What do you mean it's good?
It's terrible.
No, no, no, no.
That's good, bro.
That's good.
That's good, bro.
The price lies, it's good, too.
Really?
Really?
It should be.
Yeah.
No, that's pretty good.
That's another 1.8%.
Oh, people like this, though.
Shit.
I think it's awful.
Well, I like this screen.
No, I love it.
Well, I like this
It looks like a syringe taking blood out of the enemies
Jack like
$500
That's not bad if he's up 1.2 K he says not back
Choose me that it went back to love it's like some cover or some shit like it's slow fuck that
Man...
No, choose me a sticker.
Uh... Okay.
I like the blue... Uh, keep going down.
Down.
Down.
Down.
That.
The blue crow.
I wasn't saying for last, but I'll just do it for you, because I know for a fact I get to go to the gym.
I re- I re- looked at the valve market.
Me either?
Yeah
Yeah, it's just gonna scare me for sure. We've got the words
Not getting the max win
Yeah, you were silent for more than 10 seconds. I know I know fucking fucks with me, bro
Today will be the day
That you get the skin that you deserve
We don't lock in we've waited way too long
What do we today Greek tell us?
But today
Bro
Give me a K. Give me a K. Give me a K and give me some blues
Juice man me okay. Oh my god
Now give this man what he's
What's possible right now? Can you get Ruby or emerald? Yes, he can get Ruby. He can get emerald
He can get sapphire. We can get
Max blue blue Greek we need this we need this we need this yes, yes, bro
We need this skinner
This is us together
We
Okay
Our hater, please
That's beautiful.
Wait, am I blue jab?
Am I blue jab?
It's so blue.
Please.
It looks like a King's Garden.
Oh my god.
That's a K-Sartan, right?
It looks like a King's Garden.
That's brother.
Brother, brother, brother, brother.
There's a K-Sartan.
There's a K-Sartan.
There's a K-Sartan.
There's a K-Sartan.
Thank you.
It was just so blue.
Right?
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
Man, you guys are like penis patterns.
Where?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
You can get the peanut size with the big head!
No.
My god.
Tip the person.
Shaft.
Massive tip.
Hold on.
Let me see how hard it is.
All the way across the screen.
Oh wow.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
Look at the shaft.
You've got a Schmeedy.
Nice.
With the hole in the head.
I mean, that's rare, no?
No, the hole is literally in the head.
What's this pattern?
How much is that arrow?
647. I'll look into it right now.
I'm the cock connoisseur. I've phoned a couple of these.
Oh my god.
No, it's gonna be overpriced because it has cock.
Oh my god. Wait, why did it go so high to so low?
I haven't even seen any of these listed.
No.
Man, these M9s have been really, really kind of clickin' us a little cave.
So I need to get a bit of a sticker of chat.
That's a one of one dick pattern, M9.
Bam.
Right here, listen, go up, and it's the first one.
Alright, fuck it.
Is that one right there?
Yep, that's the one.
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know who it is, but I know what's inside.
That one has two stickers.
That was a beautiful night.
That's the best Float 1 as well.
Am I
Now give me this oh this one has a butter for knife as well. Oh
Well that'd be high start or low start oh, I think I think it's high back
Yeah, oh my god
It is a good day
Yeah, it's high so we actually do want a high one here
Okay, guys, when life gives you a low star, you pray the next one's a high star.
Let's go.
It also gives you a K. Nope, it's a G.
It's a G. Oh my god.
You could still be an Amro.
Wait, I knew it was kind of like a giraffe.
What is that?
It looks like I opened my toy.
Wait, this is the guffiest Maximus.
Oh my god.
It's a round one.
It really wouldn't be good if it wasn't green on the handle, I swear.
And that's where the Shabba Beggars are the best.
Can the handles all be different colors?
Yeah, I think so.
No, I can't.
That's how the war night. Oh my god, Jesse the shadow daggers don't have any green on them on the war. I know but it's shadow daggers though
He's us man
That's just said
Not unfortunately
now now Mudo what about you and you still good at that right there bro the
heart the heart the leaf the red right there yeah bro really for Canada why
why so short I don't get it I don't know the last time I know we got a doppler
this one I'm gonna do a doppler too I can smell them with the snows bro trust me
Holy, holy, he has the nose.
What do you- wait, Greek, what do you think this is gonna be?
I think it's gonna be the greatest knife we've ever laid eyes on.
Do you want a high star or a low star?
Low.
You'll fuck the letter low!
No, no, no, no, fuck the letter, fuck the letter.
You want me to underpress it?
Yes, just edge, edge, edge, edge.
Hey, hey, hey, whoa, my god.
Oh
Ever denied gang ex do you understand that was scary, bro?
Oh my god, what was that? What was that? What was that? What was that?
I didn't see a tip
I saw one, I'm not gonna lie
Second, could this be?
Maybe 5-5
Oh!
Is that black bro?
It looks like a black-
No!
Take it off!
I like this one
Not bad bro. I think we're still I mean the both stickers I chose were both profit. So we look at the pattern
Does it say anything?
Yeah
No, I see that's a pattern. No, I see bullshit look it says that there's the B at the time
What?
Vast.
Where does it say Vast?
It does say Vast.
It doesn't say Vast.
S.
No, I see B. The top one's a B, and then the second one's an S.
So that really doesn't say Vast.
I don't know if I'm stupid, bro.
I don't see fucking shit.
What are you guys seeing?
You got to write the first time.
Hey.
I see the V. I see the A and then the S is like it's vertical.
Okay. Okay, listen.
No.
Yeah, I see that.
I see it.
And then A.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
But what I see is, reverse that.
Reverse that.
So the top ones are B, whether you have the A,
right at the capital B.
Wait, no, no, no, no.
I see the B, I see the B.
No, no, no.
Blow it, perfectly blow it.
Yes, that's the B.
Delete the top bit.
Okay.
B, B, yeah, and then the S. Bullshit.
B-I-S, best in slot.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's BS for bullshit, Loki.
Yeah, bullshit, that's bullshit.
That's what it is.
Bullshit.
But then, I mean, it's the BS pattern.
I mean, it's the more, yeah.
BS, yeah, the BS pattern.
But that's a shot up.
That's his tracker.
That's his tracker.
T-A-K-A.
Hunter.
Attack.
How much do people pay for this?
One.
That's gotta be a lot.
Give me one.
A little bit of a loss for real.
No, but it's the Voss BS pattern.
So it's like, over time.
Oh yeah.
It's an NFC, yeah.
What if it jumps at anybody at your set?
It's why don't you choose one, bro?
Why don't you go through your heart?
Holy-
Well, I like Dota, so I'm gonna go with this.
Bang.
good call bang bang bang bang bang
arrow what can you get for this arrow what can you get from this
same as the every other one it's uh m9's and karambits
that's what we're hoping for is it we want low stars because it lets us know
it's either an m9 karambit possible it's all right
all right i'll suck somebody right now if it's a low star
right now i'll do it me i volunteer as tribute all right oh jesse you can go first i said it wait
i said it first jesse's first you go ahead i want a letter i i i want it i i think i i need a
letter i need a letter i don't i don't like the suspense my god can we see a line it's a straight
line yes hold hold wait oh oh f flip line oh hell no so lane so flipping lane give me a tip
are in the tip in the city to look like a
that's terrible
all all all yeah I like I like it yeah I like it
I'll say I like it what the fuck I bet you that's good with those all black
close you know I'm saying yeah like an odd like a meteor like rock like that's
like that's like a you load in and you get that skin low key I like it it's
nice yeah I'm not like it $29 the obsidian pattern apparently cats chat right
do that do the yellow that sticker there that sticker there that you have
your hobbit below one wait low one oh they're back to back to Chinese though
I do it it is you should translate it see what it says chat translator Chinese
place Chinese guys Chinese please Chinese I'm taking a picture chat you
You don't want to know? Oh, okay.
That says...
The Jindo...
The Jindo Bao...
Laoxiao...
Like I... I used to learn Chinese on Dylan.
Oh, not that, though.
No, yeah. I... I didn't...
I didn't...
I don't know Chinese.
Here, it's what it says. It's what it says.
It's actually...
I did... I lingua...
I did dilinguia on Chinese for like a month, so I...
I saw a loquino, some of them.
It seems that people always like the opposite season.
exactly. Wait, that's like the leaf of the lotus. Only blooms best at the end of winter.
So maybe... What?
The best Chinese tune you know. Yes, sir.
The glass is always greener, but it flow in like a cherry blossom.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Scary literally like it literally like that
Low star, come on.
They go get a whip up his mouth.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna hit with the bad occupant.
It is, it is, it is, it is.
What is it? Why does the top star automatically do something bad?
Just bang a hex, just bang a hex.
It tells you that it's not a cram bit.
Oh, that is so cheap.
One of the best, non-good ones you could have gotten.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, that's kind of nice.
Flip it. Other side is the play side.
Didn't Simple use this one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this one became popular after simple started using it.
What is that?
Actually worth a little bit.
Is that?
Oh, that.
Simple. I really don't like it.
He's like the, um, no, no, I know that.
I'll talk about that night.
I'll talk about the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He is. I'm just saying, like, what is this knife, like ice piss fire?
Wait, it's very consistent.
Yeah, yeah, it sells a lot at that price.
It's like there's a big market for it.
Yeah, it's really, really popular.
Which is auto-played we're getting the whole playlist
Why are they so good cuz cuz they know how to they know how to sing over there man
China accent this makes you think of a B of a B no yeah like yeah like buzzing love
a beef? Vitality? Yeah, yes I'm saying it. Come on.
Fly into our inventory. Oh that was beautiful what he just said.
Yeah. Run me a vitality. This reminds you of your childhood.
Yeah. He's saying as the man walks with his dog, he holds his best friend in his heart.
The sun rises, yeah, yeah, the sun, as the sun rises, it reminds me of the good times.
I love this one.
Deely.
Now, what does this sound like?
Something about the sky not being too far away.
Oh, my God.
Oh, classic.
Bang!
I will not look at a single butt or a single boob.
What is that?
I know that reference actually.
Just do the tip this time bro. Fuck the letter. Please. You scare me when you do the letter, bro. Oh my god
I mean, it's up to you. I got a call, bro
I got a call. No sign of any of it. It's up. It's raw. Hit it raw. Hit it raw. It's a classic. It could be anything
PBM style
PBM style
Peanut butter? I don't get it
Plank one next. Visit the new styling, I'm saying
I see I
Listen it
It has to be you
That's what you flip you flip you flip it. Oh
That's kind of clean
The mask is camel
What I like it. No, it's not your first care for
What even is paracord I don't get this
Paracord on the grip that's called
to use for survival
Any other skin again?
Everglot?
See the grip, the moota?
Yeah I would have bought it, the tape?
That's paracord, yeah that's paracord
The grip is a string that they use for survival
Like in like jungles and shit?
Yeah, paracord, I feel like a paracord
rock climbing like survival like any time you need a
actually you didn't even check how much it was it's no because I don't know it's
like thousand three thousand for me that's what it was worth for me say
four hundred thirty I don't care what the market says that true I like that
mindset actually I am the market holy or a letter saying holy
Yeah, my house is on this by the way.
Chat.
Pain in it.
So is it pain?
What's pain in it?
It's right there.
It's left.
It's left.
One up more.
I've been looking at it.
The whole thing would be the opening is.
The whole time I was looking at it.
I could tell them in here.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, it was speaking to me a little bit.
Chat thoughts.
What team is this?
Pain.
Okay
Oh, please not the pain that we get when we would like to look at the knife
There's a name tag what is that it was colon three I
Want a star
Feeling it
Not a lot chat
But the thing is if we must
I
Show us a Doppler
But they must type that that's a thing well it was a high start. I missed it
Lock in
Greek lock in
Locked in
Nine here
to hold on to the cover that's another original okay so can we have hit M9 yet or no no yes we
already missed it okay so now the middle of new item it's here it's here there's a tip no I don't
see it pixel it's spittle a motor okay bro are we past flip or no no no yeah it's it's
I feel the credit, bro.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Like some captain music bro
Yeah, we're about to go into war like no literally like I'm on the Atlantic Ocean right now
low star please
What did he just say?
All right, I linked you the wrong version my bad. Oh, it's low. That's insanely low
Lowest of the day
We'll do the next time don't show us a tip yet
I don't know bro I see purple I think it's an M9 that's definitely M9
Yeah, it's really far up there
What's happened
This song's done me off, bro. I think it's a stain
M9
Holy you got the
That's a cheer print black beads knife here
Ever got a song on ever again bro
What the fuck was that?
It's fungus.
What the fuck, bro?
But in the country, it's like self-division.
What is this shit?
Who said that?
Was that you?
I saw a snake.
Oh, you wanted us to get a bad fucking knife, bro.
It's like eye floaters.
Hang on, I got another one.
I got a better song.
Let me see it.
It's still about...
Yo, why don't we just throw on like some Oppenheimer?
No, bro. Yes, bro. Yes
Okay, go
Not to get a karambit this
Yeah, I think so. Oh, also, there's one above that three rows above that one's close like a sheriff. Oh
Bang boom. Yeah
boom
I love this song. I love the movie too, such a good movie.
Boom
Lock in no no letter no letter, please unless you want to but
Jesse look at the discord for the next song. It's main tag. Hold on
It's complete by changing chat
Yeah
treasure that it says uh here a little here
I'm asking Chibi I'm asking Chajimatee give me one sec
it says under King it says um overlord it says my god overlord warrior
Really?
Yeah, something like that in here. Yeah.
Damn.
Ni hao ma?
Bang?
Bang?
Bang, how is she?
Wuxi ni baba? Ni hao ma? Xixi?
This has to be match winner.
I actually feel it, I'm not getting it.
Xuxi?
I just got a weird feeling in my stomach that it's an M9.
I don't know why I felt it, but it was red, it's an M9, it's an M9, that's an M9, it's
rotating back.
No, that's a, oh hell no, is that an M9?
I don't know.
It's regular bayonet.
Yeah, I think so too.
No!
Oh my god.
I was not bad, it's a good knife.
So we're gonna bait this, so we're gonna bait this, so we're gonna bait this.
Overlord warrior to this.
Really?
The X is on the handle though? I don't know.
I mean bro, like any type of auto-tronic, I think we all agree it's pretty good bro. Any auto-tronics is good.
500.
Wow, that is...
Oh my god.
That's regular schedule one.
Way to ruin the mood, uh...
Bah, true.
We lost a bond though, is there any other bums?
We have any other bums?
Greek's next song's not too bad.
Say my next song.
Oh, the ice, the ice!
Oh, okay, I mean fuck it.
Ready, right there.
Wait, look!
The equation's in shit there.
Wait.
It's like dropping.
Too much, too equal, three.
What? Wait.
E equals MC.
Square? Hold up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I know that!
Wait.
A plus B squared equals C squared.
Square!
It's...
How'd you know that?
Pythagorean theorem?
Hypotenuse.
What the fuck's going on?
Yeah, how do you know all this?
You know since no we know low star wait wait wait oh
There's still hope okay, what's the best thing yo, what's the best thing you can get out of a top star
Tell tonight for Ruby
Yes, yes. Oh what was that what is that you got the ulcer
all this is nice is oh god fuck it
oh yes music this is the discord mute or something I mean guys is that not good
oh my god nobody's in chief of this I'm not into a pug like I found out the
night oxy would be good no the night isn't that's why is it shaped like that
like I don't know like this is very dull this is very dull there's no like tip
there's no tip why you think we could get just your valves maybe just one good
night maybe I mean these are like real expensive chips maybe just one time yeah
how much okay maybe we had a few good ones right guys I mean yeah bro we had a
a lot of dopplers. You had a career with that pull 2.2 last one. Oh,
last like that one 20 symbol dots. I didn't do this anything else.
Just it says April 22nd, 2026 best unboxing. What? What was
he about that? Wait, that's today. They named it that like at
least I didn't know what you're open today though.
Wait, what the fuck?
I have to try to inspire it on ChaiGBT, I can't track.
It actually says happy 20th birthday, may you be happy every day, and then they sold it.
Never get rid of this skin, keep it for life.
It's why we have to destroy it.
Now play this.
Okay.
all
no time for caution
you know that
because bro come on
proceed
oh tap tap loco
tapped in tapped in
yes that song thing that listens in
sorry
wait actually
no no you see like you just knew
i don't even know
like two minutes in
yeah you just has like shazam on all the time just a guess right
song chief is crazy
OH MY GOD GUYS, LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS?
He already knows it's a low star, it's a low star, okay?
Ask me boys, go away. With this song, it's impossible not to get a low star.
Nice!
Yeah, okay, go.
I felt a crampot.
Now the question is, now the question is, is it okay?
Then we let it with him, then let it with him, fuck it.
Yeah, it was good.
Line, line.
You heard it.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Oh, I was you know, I must what it is a runner. Oh my god, if that's what you feel you must bro, bro
When it's time to go while you just know it
And I'm glad yeah, fucking god yeah, I'm glad bro on this song is crazy though now like I
Need I really that was that was the top one. Can you go to the last one the last trade-up?
What?
Is that?
No, no, no, I mean that was at the top of the stack and you go to the bottom of the
stack.
Maybe it's at the very end.
Yeah.
Bang.
This?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wait.
Does this fit to you?
Yeah.
I'll trust it.
Hello?
What's up?
Yeah, bro.
What's up, yeah, bro, uh, it's taking you a long time to get my food brothers. Okay
Oh my god, sorry
No, no, no, no, bro Chipotle cassotta
first order it took some a long time now I have reached a you know to get your
order then I'll come come to you okay oh my god okay bro drive safe bro yeah
actually I don't know actually it's all you know okay okay okay yeah it's all
good bro okay drive safe bro take care yeah see you
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, my food's gone, bro.
Oh, god, my food's gone.
Bro, bro, just shut up.
Oh, my god, bro.
Bro, bro, bro.
That's very nice, bro.
You don't hold a priority.
Bro, you know we don't hold a priority, right?
That's what you get for calling me fat.
Is that a button?
Is that a button?
Bro, is that a button you're supposed to press?
Priority?
Get in the food and die.
Because you talk about me being fat,
and I have to talk to the food.
Wait, wait, wait.
Is that actually meta?
Is that actually meta?
You have to press star priority?
Yeah, of course.
Oh my god, you can double dash, but sometimes it's good.
You can double dash.
And like, wait, it flashed.
Check, it flashed.
Did you see that?
Because it has new textures, that's why.
It's a long story. I know for a fact
It's definitely high, but I mean so you get skeleton back from our Ruby. Let's go
Skeleton Ruby? Yes, bro. I feel it though. I'm so confused. So at what point would the skeleton Ruby be at?
Arrow?
It would be straight in the middle. It's a little below new item. Yeah, a little bit below new item, okay? Let's go
skeleton, skeleton, skeleton, skeleton. Let us see that pointy tip.
Yeah, I'm locked in. It should be now, otherwise it's GG.
Oh, it's here. I see it. Oh my god, wait, that, yo, that could
be. It's blue.
It's stiletto, stiletto possible. No, no, no, that's not stiletto, no way,
bro. Wait, it's blue, what is that? What is that?
Wait, is that the little?
Very thin.
It is.
Was there a prism in here?
It might be a black pearl.
That might be a black pearl.
No, it's not.
Oh.
I like that though.
I like it.
Okay, bro.
Little bit of this, little bit of this, little bit of that.
Nice, bro.
It's all good.
It's nice.
I didn't even look at the collection.
Why is so much yellow though?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What?
Both are yellow.
I'm a fan of the little, man.
I like it
Do I look like every night?
I think I've said I like every night
You're a humble guy bro
Not bad bro, you're a humble guy bro
I just like this game
It's happy to be here
Counterstrike is just a small loss
Small loss
Even the bad notes
They're just all legendary
Oh my god, my food's not coming anyways
It's not coming bro
She's a great player.
I think you meant this one.
It really is a fantastic game.
What?
You played this.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Yeah.
Good choice, my boy.
Now, what inspires you?
When the sun comes up in the morning,
it brings me joy to know that
know that the earth is still spinning at five thousand two hundred kilometers per hour that's
just not true is it five thousand two hundred kilometers an hour bro i think we fucking start
flying no it's one point six there's gravity now gravity yeah true hold on atmosphere what what if
we let what if we let the chat react and we don't look at the main screener thoughts okay i don't
true we just stare at chat that's actually very smart very smart okay I'm
gonna I'm gonna get um cool mine sticker wait this is what is this the
one on it wait it's don't don't match there you go yeah they do no but it's
alone though oh yeah where are the rest what the fuck they're down they're down
see oh that was weird and that was scary I remember that I remember maybe they
were hiding it from you bro because everybody gets something good hide
everything somehow close your eyes nobody no but wait I'll be all are we
all close your eyes all right I'm gonna look at job look at job nobody
you go check come on chat today chat don't like yes I'm this is the day
humanity will bang what is it what is it what is it chat they're doing LeBron
dunks they're saying book one other thing oh my god they're saying oh my god
There's a oh my god, they're saying actual blue gem
Phase four they call this a blue gem though
It looks like a really really clean max blue phase four by the way
Yes, we lie a little bit what
Yo, bro, it's price $1,500 x wait we put a really nice knife
Well, that's max way
Oh my god
or twice oh four twice oh that's a phase three my phone that is nice that's a
shit really blue phase three though how the how the course how the price
because in CSD usually they look like shit but it looks very shiny yeah anything's the
purple here is bad and no it decolors at the bottom there so i like this i like this knife
And I just like this game in general
Wow humanity
Prevails, what's a green here on the non-plays on it?
It's just the face three of it. I like it. It looks like a face for
1300 oh
My god, I like your price. I like that price
Oh
No, Jesse, I like you two spins. That's two spins
Well, why is it the one night we don't look at it's actually one of the best we get
I cannot because because we're looking at it with ill
It's so what's her best? What's her best knife that we've gotten so far?
Definitely so fire the fate of a game over
So listen the next time we open up something why don't we just all manifest that it's a that's a Kareem bit
How about you manifest a smaller news you fucking frog?
I wasn't talking about your big nose, but since you have a big nose also
Yeah did you get offended by the nose joke at Muda?
It's hard to get offended when a guy talking about your nose is literally the size of a fucking elephant.
Elephant?
Oh really? You'd never know how elephants considering you look like a fucking descendant from one.
That's friendly fire.
I don't understand how these guys stand up comedy guys.
Stand up comedy, stand up comedy.
Hey how about you guys tell me what it is?
Okay, I'll ask the edge you okay. All right, I like that. I like that
All right, so
You're gonna close your eyes, and you're gonna trust us we should each say one thing that describes it
Yeah, one at a time. Okay
Yep
And don't lie to him. Oh, no. Oh, no, how about this?
Wait, you all say a knife right? I have to find out which one is the real one
Okay, I'll just choose one person to say to say it in the discord and we all close our eyes on that one guy does it
Oh, I like that. Okay, guys. Yeah
To one guy in the discord sees it the rest of us don't and he has to tell you
Okay
All right, who do you want to choose?
Okay, our looks
Okay, I guess I'm not okay. No, no, no, do the CC end. I hate that the end of war
I'll back around up on the end of the end of the game
Okay, okay gone arrow. This is all you baby. Yeah, okay now. I won't beat you guys. I swear
Ready
It's a good one!
It's a good one!
Oh, it's blue.
It's very blue.
Oh, god.
Wait, are you being serious?
I'm being dead serious. On god.
It's blue.
Like a good blue or a bad blue?
What type? What type?
What type, though?
It's a phase four blue.
Oh my god.
Just shy of a sapphire.
I look at three, two, one, BIME!
Oh, hell no.
That's not bad!
What's gonna be good?
Nomad? Is Nomad good?
It's pretty- It's- It's on the lower of mid.
I mean, it looks good, though. It looks good.
It looks beautiful.
Wait, can I sit in the next one like Arrow did?
Sure.
I'm closing my eyes.
Oh, wait, that's beautiful, bro.
It's nice, though. It's clean.
No, no, no, that actually is beautiful.
Wait, so what's the difference between matte and like a black sapphire? I don't get it.
Sapphire is rare and tons rare. Yeah, but does that look the same or no? No sapphire is pure blue. I like this
Like you know when there's no clouds in the sky, it's pure blue
But every not supposed to look I'd know now hasn't started yet
I'll do a morning. I just need you you can narrate it
but don't lie though let me do a Jesse let the five boys do it together how
about this you say two you say two truths one liar okay me and Jesse would
do it me and Jesse would do it all right he's right let's lock in Jesse all right
look away everybody that's okay I'm looking at the stream as well either
from the stream as well wait really no fuck that really okay fair enough lock in
lock it mm-hmm I'm not lying Greek by the way I'm not gonna lie you know really
yep yeah go bang close your eyes oh brother okay listen to me we are not
not getting you any karambit full red ruby. Jesse.
So, okay, he's kidding.
Okay, say the truth. Say the two truths now.
Okay, okay, okay.
Did I look or not?
Is it Karambit?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, I'll do two truths on a lie.
Is it Karambit ruby?
You have a big nose. Muda has a big nose.
so what's the truth and what's the one lie oh I looked over there I look I guess
I know that he's fucking bitch ass I actually thought it was a Korean bit
Jesse said that acting good job yes yeah yeah well I straight on me I actually
straight on it's terrible anyway I thought he was so excited that he wasn't doing the
game of two choose one lie that's how good it was you know me like like you
see the game so I thought we actually had it I think I needed a Greek there
oh my god so that's so that's what I'm saying and that's what I'm in thank you
that's not the reason Greek wasn't excited as he didn't know but he didn't
know it was good yeah all right next one
How about that side of this? This time, full cam, we reacted and there was one to chat.
Okay, that's a different one. Playing every version of cam down.
I like that. We get the content and they don't. Perfect. So it's like off the screen.
And it's kind of hard mode because there's a lot of people in the call so it's like how
can we all lie at the same time? And then you do a quiz.
Okay, so what are we doing? We're turning stream off?
Yeah, turn your stream off.
Turn your stream off, we're going to...
Thank god, I was going to go to the all-next-end.
Oh, fucking shit.
Turn this fucking potion off, you motherfucker.
The fuck?
There you go.
Full cam, Muda. Full cam.
Alright, alright, alright.
Ready? Ready?
Let's do it quick because we don't want to edge-enjoy.
Three...
Two...
One...
Bang!
Oh.
Okay, that's pretty good. No, nobody's gonna buy it. I think it's not good enough. This is awful
It's not bad that's cram bit
Yeah, but it's the worst carambit in the game. I already showed now just let me like date a little bit longer now
I got like
It's so dog shit. I'm not I wasn't in the mood to sell it
You know I mean like it was just so good at least I think it was either was awful sure, but this is good awful like
Oh, I like it. I like I didn't want to do the acting bit. This is just lame. I think the chat just knows what I'm lying though
Really, I I didn't think you don't I oh
This time it's in my eyes reflection
Because your eyes are so like beautiful and sparkly. Thank you. Yes
No, so this song well great
It's just so nice to everyone today except for fucking me bro. So call me an alpha. I just said I just said never
always be you and never change that's a good i like your nose i think it's a cool feature
there's people that are tall you have like a tall nose which is cool
hmm it's like it's your own thing you guys are gonna have a big nose which doesn't do fat
mood it mood a big nose for sure listen at least i can lose weight you can never change
It's way easier to fix.
Holy moly!
Listen.
I don't know. Noses like aren't a big... I think noses...
If you were a Pokemon, Muda, if you were a Pokemon, Muda, you'd be Nose Pass.
Google it.
Google Nose Pass.
Yeah, now you're beating the evils in there.
I'm missing it.
Yeah, isn't it?
Yeah, there's... I'm pretty sure there is an even bigger one, the evils.
Parobo Pass!
Parobo Pass! You want Parobo Pass?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Nose Pass.
Like a Parobo Pass.
Oh my god, yeah, that's you bro. That actually looks like you too.
Wait, that literally looks like you.
Oh fuck.
Probe pass.
You guys are not funny.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know how to do it. There's a way to play imposter with this. I'm just not smart enough.
I'm not going to look okay. I'll look you know only Greek only being as go don't react
I don't react ready. Yeah
So
Give us give us here on give us
the vibe like is it is it good bad super but like the number out of ten just say
okay let me just okay let me give you the vibe it might give it away complete
me okay don't do that in just say okay forest
how was that the vibe bro this is the forest yeah
I was jumpin'
Wait, does that look worse than you've ever said?
It's the worst word ever
Okay, why are you guys being mean to me, man?
They're not in the forest
How do you do that, Tug, as well?
How come you didn't even have the one model one time?
Like, where are the skillies?
Are you up or down right now?
You have to jump a little bit, dude
Down by a long shot now for sure, absolutely down
Oh
Okay, how do we ask some questions?
Okay
Okay, we'll do the terrorist one. All right, let only look and then we asked only questions. Okay
We could also have one of us and then have to draw it out. Okay, okay, I'll keep it really
Okay, okay, okay
What do you look nobody look I'm gonna ask me questions
My eyes are closed. I wouldn't look
BANG! BANG!
Would you use this knife?
Like buy it and use it?
In the game. In the game.
Would you use it?
No.
Okay.
That's fine.
Man of expensive taste, huh?
Okay, yeah, yeah, is it a bright color?
Ah, technically.
Oh!
Oh, God.
Okay.
That's a sounding bad.
Is it something he would find?
Oh, no, you know, I already asked.
Right.
Nope.
Would you use it to cook food?
Ah.
Guess yeah
Would you put this in your bag on a camping trip actually yeah, I would I would probably
man like when he said he's gonna use it for a kitchen knife uh i mean at this
moment we all should open our eyes i'm gonna be honest but the no matter is cool i just
i like the Damascus on it yeah Jesus Christ
it's a massive loss but i like it
guys i don't want to be that guy but can i be the one to to do it now like uh
Everyone close with their eyes that I think that's pretty cool. Sure. Okay. No reaction. No, right? No reaction
No, we act like a deep breath and then hold it
Like don't breathe like what their reaction
Looking what is looking
All right, hold on
low star wait wait wait since Muda doesn't have like wait no Muda have you
played CS a lot or not yes yes yes yes okay so the color on the rainbow sounds
happy one more time one more time one more time doesn't have color no
Okay.
In terms of-
Is it vanilla?
Is it vanilla?
Yes.
It's a vanilla?
Yes.
M9 vanilla bang.
Is it?
No.
It's a flip knife.
Okay, I'm gonna guess.
Uh, Karambit?
Uh, vanilla.
No.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
Uh, oh!
Um, um, Stealth and Vanilla.
That's a good guess.
That's a good guess.
Yes, it is a thing.
No, X, no.
Uh, no.
No, X, no.
No, X, no.
No, X, no.
No, X, no.
I
Go with your gut feeling go
Hello, it's a gut knife vanilla
I'm sorry guys, please. Oh
My god, no, yeah, that's bad
No
That's bad, man. I'm sorry one of 3000. No
at the end of the day. I could see it with some knives.
That's gotta be the lowest one we've gotten so far today. Right? Or no?
Maybe the boreal forests.
If I ask him to chat, let's be honest, they're gonna stress what it is.
Alright, ask me questions.
Uh, are you hungry?
Uh, yes, food is on the way.
Ooh, actually.
Oh, actually, no it isn't, I forgot.
You forego, or dead?
Yeah.
Everybody?
Yeah, who's looking?
Ah, okay.
Uh, Jesse, no?
Yeah, I'll look.
Man, don't swole, though.
No, I'm not, I'm not gonna lie, but...
You're the question thing, right?
Yeah.
Okay, question, question.
All right, one more question.
Go, ready?
No, how do I draw and paint?
Oh, yeah, okay.
All right, I got you.
Okay, he's on you, ready?
Ready, ready?
I'm gonna speed run it.
Oh, we get to watch it for three seconds.
I'm gonna, okay.
Ready?
Wait, you want me to share my screen?
No.
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
I can paint it.
Okay.
Okay, let me put this over here.
Oh no, so.
You should check me on how to look at it.
Yeah.
no they can be alone no oh oh I thought you meant look at my screen yeah okay
ready so I'm okay I'm gonna full camera I'm gonna hide my eyes you show you
good looking like three things okay yeah yeah yeah people can look at me
three two one bang that sounded good oh my yo
I got you I'm gonna I'm gonna yes I'm gonna do this
hold on I don't know the do post CS press okay how
steam is that gonna work I baby yeah I got it
I got it ready. Yeah
Okay, now now another spin ship. Yeah, I'm right on top of my eyes. Am I love top of my eyes? No, you can't yeah
Okay, here we go. Can I open my eyes go dry dry dry?
Hold on no way stop you toy. Oh my god ramp it oh
Make it red, make it red Jesse, please, red, ruby!
No, don't paint, what is he doing, what is he doing?
Go take a look, actually, go take a look!
Oh
Not bad oh shit another phase to
Not bad oh my god. Oh my god
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, now I'm gonna look at the reaction can I open my eyes no
Okay, now I'm gonna draw it hold on and it's just free you're gonna hold on
Chase not showing anything yet. Okay now this one
Okay, go. Okay. Yeah. Yep
up
to only get one guest at a time like don't spam
uh...
fact that it's curved
all
my god
I mean it's gotta be a karambit now.
It has to be, yeah, there's no way.
I'm an S, what the fuck are we edging?
What is this?
Is it a, no, it's the knife that's cut, right?
The urses knife, right?
Oh, I'm a trot, huh?
The black laminate thing.
Maybe that's just a part of it.
That's just a blade.
Oh no, that's the grip at the bottom.
Is it the Michelin Man?
Oh, it's the-
Pericord, Pericord, no?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Pericord would be wrapped, though.
Yeah, it's not wrapped. It's the one that he wants. No mad, no mad knife.
Oh, but I've seen that knife before.
It's a survival knife. Survival knife, vanilla.
Gorded Ramsay kitchen knife.
Okay, Damascus steel, no mad.
Because it's survival knife, it has to be.
What's survival knife then?
Oh.
Oh, Marvel Fade survival knife.
Oh, Marvel Fade!
Yeah.
Oh, so it's your second one. Survival knife, Marvel Fade.
Ooh, a regular fade, maybe?
No, no, marble fade, bro.
Marble fade.
Oh, whoa, whoa, lock it in.
Lock it in.
Survive.
A marble knife, marble fade.
Marble fade.
Bang.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you got it.
Let me just reshare my spin target size as I actually
was.
Bang.
You got it on the wrong screen.
W. Nice.
It's a good drawing, X.
It's a good drawing.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, once I saw the hole, I got it.
Wait, memory, that was good.
Hold on.
You should have done the gut thing,
and it would have threw us off.
Hmm.
Yeah, shit.
Jesus Christ, that's like my thoughtfulness.
He's very good.
I like...
That wasn't even a joke, but I...
We have like four left on here, five left.
Do you like that?
Five left, what, trades?
Yep.
Yep.
Alright, Greek has the draw now.
Really?
Yeah, Greek Angel.
He doesn't know what's going on wait really
All right chat how are y'all holding up bro, how are y'all holding up chat? How are y'all holding up bro?
Hello
Did you guys die we're chilling a
You guys are chilling, huh? I
Know chat. This is like more of a chill stream, bro
I'm not gonna lie chat like I am uh I am so tired bro I am I did not get good
sleep last night bro to be honest the first six hours my stream was very
very high energy but now I'm just very very tired how are you all though
China was gonna go to sleep I'm not gonna lie honestly I should go to chat
how long have I been live for like 10 hours
Then I was 30 minutes.
The console and then do it and then open up your console.
So it's hidden.
Yes.
Oh, what do you mean by that?
So when you open it, so when you open the knife, yeah, you'll close the console and
then let him see and then open it back up after worrying.
So I'm going to pull the camera.
I'm going to pull the camera.
Ready?
Yeah.
Ready?
Yeah.
you're the time of sorts.
Okay, ready?
I open now.
All right, watch my screen then.
Okay.
Are you looking at it?
Take it in, take it in, take it in, take it in.
You know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
It's open now or not?
Yeah, it's open, console's open.
Okay, all right.
Sweet.
All right, let's look at your screen.
All right, great, enjoy it.
I think you're dying.
No, I'm all right.
Okay.
Well, we're fucking denisors.
Okay, shut up. Okay, let me draw.
Uh, fuck. Is this a drawing?
Okay. Uh, colors.
Relief, Orson.
Okay, you ready?
Yep.
It's dry poop, like we get it man, we get it right, it's poop. We get it raw, we get it.
Okay, hang on. Let me do that.
This is the fly here.
Is it a gut knife for us, Co?
Okay, I've got a deal on the pile of poop, ready?
Okay, ready?
This is it, this is the knife.
Okay, like that.
Bear cord.
No, it's not.
Oh, I think that's it.
Stiletto.
No.
It's a magic wine from Butter Butter.
We fucking like it.
Skelton!
It's a stiletto, stiletto.
Yes, stiletto.
Oh flip knife. Let me do let me do the cut colors on it
Not even nice. Oh, it's a stained. It's a stained flip knife
Why am I drawing white what am I doing doesn't even feel like a foot right to me. What the fuck is he drawing?
What knows no yell on it?
Bro, you have to be the worst fucking like what the fuck what the fuck is right?
It has to be a rust, rust knife, rust knife.
Okay, like that.
That's it, that's the knife.
Flip rust knife, yeah, flip rust, flip rust.
Oh, mate, I'm not gonna draw anymore
if you guys are gonna just be mean to me.
Don't say.
What the fuck, what was that?
What the fuck, what was that?
What?
We get it right, we get it right, we get it right.
Who is that?
What?
What the fuck is he doing?
It's crazy.
He's making fun of me drawing, like fuck off, mate.
What is it?
I'm on the prove where it finished the drawing.
I showed it, it scorched.
It is good though, that drawing though. Did you not guess it?
The drawing was actually okay, but I don't know why you wouldn't give it the curves it has.
I tried.
It looked like a stick, a straight stick.
Me, I tried.
Greek, it just wasn't good.
Right, but fuck you.
Sorry.
Yeah, well I tried.
Alright, well, I mean...
Okay, hold on a minute, this one, this one, I know for a fact that this sticker here.
Chat, do you guys know, should I go to bed chat or should I stay up and play with them?
Chat, should I go to bed or should I stay up and play with them?
Should I stay up or go to bed?
Bro, I need to go to sleep, I won't lie, but really?
We all think chat, should I stay up and play with them or should I go to sleep?
This is peak, honestly.
I mean, there's other boys actually fucking locked in and they're at the office and they're
just giving me dog shit.
I'm very tired chat, very tired, like unhealthily tired, but I don't know bro.
I'm having a good time.
I've been also just very tired though, very, very tired.
Yeah, Chad, do you guys give me permission to take a piss? Am I allowed to go take a piss?
I'll be back.
I don't even know where to draw.
Hey, Aaron, you draw it.
Alright, let's just get it over with. Fuck you guys.
Yeah, I literally didn't want to.
I just want to see a nice little Max win.
Two standards in a row with whatever.
The telephone game.
Oh, bow, bow.
Oh
What could do a quick draw quick draw, you know when you like do it faster
Yeah, oh my god, hold on
You should let's just get the vibe up first. Okay, we've had three bad knives in a row
Yeah, get the smacks in real quick. Lo start. We already know this. Let's see it
Nice now, it's a straight line. It's a G if it's a fucking G. I swear
It'll be Greek salt, okay.
Okay, nice.
I think it's Emma.
It's Emma.
It's Emma.
It's Emma.
Unless...
Oh my...
Emma.
Okay.
It's okay.
That's okay.
It's a buh.
Buh.
That's Cranbit.
No.
Daring to Cranbit.
Cranbit.
Okay.
Cranbit.
Cranbit.
Okay.
Okay.
Cranbit.
Cranbit.
Cranbit.
Okay.
Cranbit.
just get something
came into the max
this is what we came for
it's gonna be much lower
show us red
just like the background
oh my god that's a black pearl
is it?
look like it
on
no it's not no
all of all
no it's a good idea
the at whatever uh... looks like a mobile fade
but i think it's going to be good
fire nice
he did
all of them
it's good it's good it's a popsicle fade in
What would that be? That's weird.
Yeah, this is good. We should be happy.
We're back out of the slums.
What's that? Good night, right?
Exactly.
Like, this is the play side.
It's like, it's like, it's like no colors.
It's just just a test and ice, bro.
Yeah, it's just ice.
But no, no, but it has all the worst of every color.
It has none of the, like the good, the good, like, you know what I mean?
I like that. I like that.
Yeah, oh, yeah, me too. Oh me. It's a quick 1000 lit into your bank account right there
Wait, you pull the mobile favor I was pissing. Yeah, but it's a piss pattern
Wait Jesse do you like that one?
I like everyone in here.
Wait, are we going to play video games later?
Or not?
Yeah.
Who do you like the most?
Well, did you guys know how fucking shit I slept last night by the way?
I woke up sick, bro.
Probably X.
What is it?
Okay, you're muted for the rest of the unboxing.
Whoa.
Can we do it like this?
Hold on.
Can we do it no star?
Is that possible here?
No star?
Yeah.
So, how would you want to do that?
Up the bottom top the bottom hold down. Oh, yeah, it's okay, man
So I think I'm just tired sick chat y'all know when you're tired
Maybe it's like you guys my symptoms might y'all ever have that weird like thing where I don't like edge you guys
So y'all ever have like that weird like feeling where like we touch your skin. It's like sensitive like hurts, bro
Look at it. It hurts, bro. Like like it's sensitive. My skin is like sensitive
Y'all know what I mean?
It's like sensitive, bro.
And uh, maybe I'm just very tired, bro, maybe I'm just very, very, very, very, very, very,
very tired.
I'm just going to put this one here.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Oh, that's another Karambit.
Shush.
Wait.
Oh, that just ruined it?
No, we know it was...
Oh.
Oh.
Wait, that might be...
That's vanilla.
It looks like vanilla.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That's not...
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
Yeah.
Karambit, Karambit.
Very cool.
It's not damaged like that's it's kind of hard to get that it's been damaged. It's been damaged. That looks great
I like it. It looks like it's been like do you like who's the guy saying I like it to every knife
Who is that that only yeah, who is that who is that fucking annoying motherfucker? Like who is it? My bad? I'll stop
Great don't let them talk to you like that
Guys I like the night I was agreeing
That has to be the the least expensive of all time.
Synodore to Rembets?
Jesus Christ.
Literally a max with the max loss. I mean, I'm actually fucking done.
I wish I got to draw that. I would have baited that one pretty crazy.
Wait, Aero, why do you have Omen as your pull-up feature, by the way? You never play Valorant.
It's not Omen. It's something different.
It's the guy who teleports around.
No, it's not it's not it's all men. I don't know. I just thought it looked cool. Is that a valid thing?
It's a Valorant character. Yeah, I didn't know you were like it's a Valorant
It's um, it's just a roll. There's another picture though. It's a it's a profile trimmer
Wait, no, that's all men bro my trippin
No start by the way. No start. No start. No start. Oh, yeah, nice
All right, can everyone can everyone just picture a K right now everyone picture a K when he slides this place
It's either it's either. I'm not gonna get it. We know it's either or we know it's either or
I think that's an office that's the K by giving the K by man. Oh, but what's the F? No, they want no
Manifest bro, listen, just two out of three bro. It's a two out of three
I know it's okay. How about that?
Okay.
My mind, it now can only be flipper.
No, no, it can be.
I thought it was an M9.
It can still be M9.
No, I can't.
No, no, look at the screen.
It's the only flipper.
It's the biggest knife.
Only flip or credits.
It's the biggest knife.
It's the biggest knife.
It's the biggest knife.
the biggest knife only flip or credits
all of them all
it's a fucking shit
we should have just looked at the letter this hurt
oh god
wait
wait
it's a lore no legendary golden knife
a legendary golden knife what the fuck
that's beautiful
man, I- I hate it
yeah, you said you don't like lores, you said you don't like lores
I- I think this looks like shit
it- it- it- it was like a saber tooth bone
that they- they- they- they found in fucking-
minus 3 million pre-bc like fuck this shit, I think it's fresh
but
oh my god, it's dog shit
Jesus, quite as awful
do you guys think it's possible to see this as like a hidden knife
never been released, one in one trillion chance to get it?
no one has it ever yet?
or is that like, completely out of the pool?
No, no, I think there is one of one knife, though.
But the ghost latched into the game.
Yeah, the no star knife.
What's that?
Ghost?
I mean, that one was like from a whole old Halloween update,
but there's a no star karambit that was given by Steam Support
and has no star on it.
It was like low high star.
That one has no star.
Well, what?
Well, what are the ghosts?
So how many goes out there?
None that was just in the files.
So nobody ever has gotten the goes before.
No, it was like it was from a Halloween update,
but you couldn't get it.
You couldn't buy it.
You couldn't unbox it.
Oh.
Bang.
Holy fuck.
Oh my gosh, look at it.
I think you just look at it.
That was spooky.
All right.
All right.
On some PBM shit.
We're second to this motherfucker.
Oh, Lord.
Oh.
That's a forest.
Oh, the ones just to get quick though like six nine look at the pattern. It doesn't look bad though
Yeah, because I'm nine M nine just look good in general
That's you sweetie. That's the one of the worst and oh wow that is really bad
This has to be one of the worst price and nine as well
I mean, these are the these are like max losses. They're literally no out of that
style
Yeah, that's it. We want to have two more
Is it bad to like too many things
No, but it makes the the the light is it's gonna
Like water down there. That makes sense
Because I just like literally everything and I keep forgetting that it's a joke and just saying I like it too. Mmm
What do you guys smell out of this one
metal bro we can't smell shit but you took it all up boy come on it smells like
like paper you know we've been doing too many letters how about we just go
straight knife no letter what I mean okay so for now no no no no down down
down down yeah I'm a like bug but you know just take your time bro we only
have two left stick your time I like super I I'm manifesting right now X a
nice karambit behind this deep down I think we all know it's a karambit too
you just don't want to say anything nice that's that that's what I was I was
feeling lucky you know just like that and what a prediction it's not a
prediction we know that's the bayonets yeah we passed it one more here good no
no it's red um wait it's red though yeah it could be Ruby dude it's not red on
the tip though on the other side yeah it isn't red tip wait that's red
That's fucking red that's fucking red that is fucking red
It looks ruby red, but it's giving me a little bit of slaughter vibes
You can't get started. No, no, that is red
That's ruby red
It's going to blow it's going to blow it's going to blow it's going to blow
Shit don't be marble fade. Don't be marble fade
No
That's why it's so ruined. That's literally like the worst like fuck you man
Oh, you know, you need to do you need to flip just tip next time like flip around the tip
Yeah
It really
Jesus fucking dog shit Christ I
Mean you went some you lose some but I mean it seems like these days. It's just lost as lucky. I mean we have one more left though
The one
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Careful.
Hold on a minute here.
Not that Chantico's fire.
Oh, hold on.
Nice.
Oh, that was better.
Oh, come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, get rid of the worst one and throw it in the air.
That was gonna...
I mean, it is just...
You could, but like...
I would just do it how we scheduled it.
Yeah, I would.
Yeah, let's just put on the schedule, yeah.
Okay, can we put stuff on music on or something?
Or no?
Last one.
Well, you're gonna hear this?
No, I'm not hearing anything.
You just saved $4,000, don't you?
You have it screen share and counter strike instead of your whole desktop
Now we oh wow we go wow. Oh wow. This is what we were missing bro
Sad depressed, but now we're happy I
Know Jesse's gonna like this one
How do you know that I just know baby boy
thing we could have gotten.
Whether it is like a piece of recycled scrap out of like some fucking scrap yard for planes
or some shit, like fuck you!
It's like a YouTube video, like someone making a pair of cord out of nothing, a piece of
trash.
But I like it.
Battles card 921.
Thank God.
I don't even know if you want to look at that one, but I didn't know it was there.
you
you
you
you
you
You know, like, yeah, those are cool, right?
But how many of those were actual max losses?
Like genuine fucking straight ass dog shit.
Like that's absolute max loss.
Like look how many gut knives
Yeah, really shameless with the gut knives today
Mood I hope you know that hard workers out there working 24-7 to feed their family mood up
Please don't end stream too early today
Because we need to tell us to stop playing good knives in the cages and try ups
Also, we also have a good one here, um, I mean, that's, uh, see that, that's also absolute
max loss.
Like, that's like a new name, like the ones that wouldn't be purchased though, yeah.
That's a max of max loss.
Uh, no.
I mean, this is also Max loss, no?
That's Max loss?
This is disgusting.
This is like a toothpick, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
So fucking terrible.
That is like the top of my head.
Bloody hell.
It's like a silent hill, like in the hospital.
What the hell?
Yeah, actually, no.
present shiver yeah I'm lucky but it's not good now um out of the bad ones which
one do you guys want I'll give you one each the bad emerald yeah the the
correct but you didn't like
well
so why don't you try and play some games
because we could play some games without them
how about a LEGO game
oh my god fuck me
LEGO was fun if we do
more rounds though that was way too short
yeah we had 16 rounds I would say
16 rounds
yeah that was like speedrun
X before I before I hop out you want me to start looking up more yeah please yeah
yeah give me under like another maybe what like 30k 40k so like 50 60 70 tradeups
give me another 55 okay you don't play games arrow I'll order them now now I
No, I gotta go. I have to go practice like some CS.
Alright, Beth.
What the fuck are you gonna practice for, bro?
You're fucking fast.
You're like flipping cases of mind-cheese?
No, there's a land on Sunday.
I gotta practice with the team.
Okay, if you're bad online, you're bad online.
Like, what are you talking about?
I don't know, but no.
I'm not bad online.
What do you mean?
You got hopped in the game like two hours on it
and like fucking ran your shit from thinking of this.
I let you win.
I let you win, bro.
Fucking ass.
I let you win to up your ego
after you got exposed for cheating.
So one legit one.
I mean, literally when I was 15 years old though,
like, come on.
If we were playing got the phones and we said arrow, right?
They would either draw a guy eating a bug
or a guy opening a case.
Nobody would draw you playing CS.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, because my skill speaks for itself.
You don't need to draw it.
Bar.
Only fun.
Get out.
Get out.
That was aura.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
That, I, I,
Get the fuck out of here.
Hey, that hit arrow.
All right, I'm gonna take a nap.
All right, peace out, guys.
It was fun.
Peace out, guys.
I'm gonna take a nap.
I'm gonna take a nap.
Good news is, now we have four.
Oh, I'm fine.
The good news is, it's five,
and Greek has been silent for the last 35 minutes.
So I'm carrying my dinosaur, give me a break.
I can't be here, Sam.
I'm on a rock, AFK, yes.
Wait, what is that?
No.
He brought a pizza hut.
all of them and it's really it's it was a much
and soul
how much was the check it's up
and which is what now
was a fresh
you guys want to play a game while you met
but the play game but how much every time i talk they will do the gregi mail
and i'm not having a lot starting to refresh it out you know
is that something
was rocky
this five
now jesse
is due on me
as it should be three
i'm down
me next to us as you guys
would be an excellent smoking a
i'm telling all of us a
is
great i don't know i've never seen you for rocky but i think i'd actually drag
my balls in your forehead
he's actually not better
i would absolutely drag my balls all across your nose which would be about a
a mile long of dragging okay let's do it through three
let's try it okay
if you're so confident do it through three
I wanted to play rockin' yesterday but we didn't play rockin'
wait this girl keeps calling me give me a sec
yo I'm busy streaming I can't I don't have time for you
and send
alright we're good
alright
oh you know I actually do like the vibes of nighttime streaming guys
I
Wait they mentioned vibes. I'm the vibe guy buddy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a good meme chat. I was some guy was not looking at all
But don't know why no
Speaking to the voices in the Zed, yeah, don't also basic it
Let me go on Gips on Discord and I'm gonna type it, Death.
No good ones, don't play.
Use this.
This is a video though.
You guys ever like think about your ex and say like damn what could have been and then
it never happened?
No, sometimes.
No, no.
Why me?
Okay, I can see why for you.
Dude, are we serious?
We did.
Sorry.
We thought we were serious.
No, I didn't move in the way.
No, why you didn't even move in the way.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, for real.
Why the fuck do you even bring that up?
Greek, were you like a player in high school, bro?
What do you mean?
No, I-
I-
How'd you get in the water?
Yeah, I-
I-
No, I-
No, I got play-
I got play back in the day
but I've sort of like,
calmed down a little bit.
Wait, are you married or not?
Or are you-
No, I'm not married.
I'm looking for a wife though.
Do you have a girlfriend or not?
No, no.
Looking for a wife.
Looking for a wife.
Yeah, I mean, I had my days
when I was getting playin' shit.
Yeah, well, I fucking-
Donald's, bro.
I fucking-
That's a good game.
I fucking played a few games.
I fucking played-
Were you playing with the fucking-
Donald's fucking toys
You should see like it's crazy the way I move from those like the Happy Meals bro, I
Move crazy like my Riz is in match
What if we talking about
Well, you don't you fucking dare
Oh, you fucking dare
that's greck to melly no it's not
ah true that's crack so he said crack
this crack and this fucking crack you
know you're low kill it's gonna
refreshing the insulted and it's not
like a high-fee insult when playing
game and you've been so little while
Well, you know what I mean?
Like, you know what I mean?
It almost is like a compliment.
When you play a game, and it's also like,
it's not, you didn't go hard.
You know what I mean?
It's not finished.
I wish you knew what I'm talking about.
Which one does it know?
What do you mean?
Well, right?
No, I mean like.
Go explain yourself.
If you do really bad, so it will say,
All word this, whatever, it will go super hard.
And I mean, like maybe you're gonna slur, right?
But if you do it, if you're doing like okay,
some guys like that, man, maybe that was trash.
Like, that feels good.
Yo, what is this video?
No, I think you mean like,
it's good when somebody's like honest,
they're not like weird about it or anything.
Is that what you mean?
Yeah, holy shit.
Yeah, explain it again.
So what are we going to do then?
Alright, so me and X versus the other two in here, and then Jesse eats, how about that
on Rocket League?
I actually feel fucking...
I mean, I just guess we're just not going to win, but I'm down.
I guess we just have fun.
X!
What's your full name?
What's up?
Can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question, bro?
What?
What I did guy for for a guy who's um
Handsome like that for a guy who's like you know good looking successful
Good at all games. I tell you
Six to say walla Ashley
Well, I don't
Even though I want I want to say the meaning of that. I don't say that I think it's disrespectful
Okay, but okay. Okay, so
Like I don't know how do I like trust you guys to take your word for that you're six to
I know you like you can look at look at
You're like you're like six one
Yeah, I'm like six one and a half unfortunately six one in the two-quarter
Did you show that that thing that I sent in discord next no look look look look look
What are you looking at discord?
What the fuck what happened?
what what happened to some it
i mean this is a good
that yeah i i i i know
isn't the rest so
brought up on the spot fucking i don't even know
what is that the rest and our creators i mean
i mean
with that is that i i i i know that i should go
this is a picture of the most cheerful arc player
which i think that's about it
I mean, try and shoot with that, and shoot with it.
I mean, bro, when I was playing Rust, I didn't look like that.
And you weren't gaming hard enough.
No, no, I was cheating, that's why, but...
Oh.
Well, yeah, I need to stop those jokes.
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Look for this one.
Um...
No.
So, what is it?
I'm just kidding.
It's just, like, he's just this, three of them right now, but that's so cap.
It's just the other shine down like this.
Bro.
You wouldn't be attracted to it.
Why is this so late in the morning?
What are you laughing at?
You're balls when you start shaving them and you're shaving them.
Wait, shroooo!
Oh, that's so good.
Alright, hold on a minute.
I mean, Greg always sends like Facebook memes.
Also, this is what you're taking from us, new posts.
But what is the timeline of this?
Like new members, 600, like counts.
50k likes, crazy.
So what does he say?
Average of 200 members.
What is it? What is it?
Average of 280 active members?
That makes this a draw
Hi chat, how are you bro? How is everyone bro?
more
I
Literally can barely open my fucking eyes, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Why am I still streaming bro? Why am I still streaming like genuinely? Why am I still shooting me?
I don't know. I don't even want to end shooting anymore. Should I just pull on all letter?
Chesh, we pulling all night our shampoos 24 hours?
Fuck me.
Tired and I'm horny, bro.
I'm tired and I'm horny.
Should we do a, should we do a Goon stream chat?
Maybe I end at 12 o'clock.
Tryna think I end at 12, in 30 minutes, max, because I brush my teeth, shower, and get in bed, 12-30, 12-45, sleep at like 120, ish, done.
Here we go.
Freak doesn't play games anymore, he just sits on a rock.
Wait.
It's funny because last night I was a victorious one, so...
Yeah, and the most like fucking weird ass
The most cappa, the most cappa, cappa
I mean Bro this is bro, I out broed everybody in this lobby so
And I don't know, dude, if you can't beat me, X, you might as well not burst Soda
Because, yeah, it's just GG's
There's a meme that you think is truthful, one time
Listen, listen, listen, I'm a better gamer than you
Oh, we've heard enough, why have we heard enough of this?
No, I am, I am, I am
I mean have you guys ever done a bro vs bro in a show?
Is my mic muted every time I speak?
Oh, so what'd you do?
I get a 2% one, sorry.
What the fuck?
No, I'm kidding.
Hold on here.
I'll say have you guys ever done a bro vs bro?
X in Greek.
Yeah, well we pretty much did one last night.
No, no, no, you have to solidify as a...
Yeah, but we don't do that because he's too scared.
Because the games I play, he's close to me.
Like I say, let's play rush.
I'm gonna be one of them right now kid see okay. Yeah. Okay. Now there it is
You could that's gonna make everybody go wow hold on the actual you okay
You'll say bro's is bro, right?
But the reality is that none of them are after both of them because I have to tailor the games
To you and all the other guys I did the personal
But the only real versus what would it be something like me and soda because it's actually all games
It's all hands on deck. You can throw anything in there. Boom. We jump in. That's a real roll.
That's crap. We've already played so many games. That first one would be one thing that was you get to pick games
I get to pick games, and if there were two one-sided we wouldn't put them in there
That's cat. Yeah, but because you don't play that many games. What?
Yeah, yeah, I do
Okay, okay. I beat you in MOBA's
RTS
I'd be you and what else the first one you got smoked around
You did you literally do I
Had to play only linear FPS for you because you're a bitch ass
Our first one no we played um no that's not true. Oh, let me check
I don't even know what I'm saying.
Alright, so, uh, okay.
So Trank comes back to him from dinner.
Suinish, right?
Probably like an hour or two.
We could do five man games.
Or four man, I agree, because he's playing a dice or shit, bullshit trash.
So then, we could do, we could do code names.
We did.
Dot, dot, dot.
Yeah, it's two code names, but I checked it.
Tetris, bad.
What is code names?
Towers eight ball pool drag-a-ball fighters CS rounds worm spy party bomb party ultimate chicken horse hyper jam
broccoli
That's like a good set. Okay. A lot of these games are for you
What?
Yeah, you win your ass mother fuckers this yeah
I'm just kidding. I don't even know what that means
No, no, I'll try one to play golf golf with friends, which is a great
But I want listen listen next time we play games
I'll turn it down a bit, and I'll have more fun. I'm a little bit too competitive
When you play games they turn their brains off so that they don't get infected by your fucking stupid
I'll shit gameplay they get infected about my 30 viewers like that ever again
yo yo you have thousands of fans that love you you just don't love them so it's
like giving shit content oh no it says you I want to play I want to play
something fun you guys can figure it out for me bro I would like what's the
reason we're not hopping on a rock league for a little bit who's not in the
game the game is for us we played too many times right it's kind of like a
a back row and keep all caskey and i see i see
that's our chill arm i see for you it's fresh for me it's not
okay because why do you just want to smurf on us bro i saw you play
no no okay we don't need to do that then what do you guys want to do
bro is literally a freestyler
hey there's a left um
okay i'm done i'm done eating so now you have my full attention
It's time. Let's get it.
Oh, by all that dessert, did you get desserts?
No, thank you.
But I will say Chipotle guacamole is just so fire that I hope they don't put any additives in it because that would be terrible.
I eat a lot of it.
I'm just gonna say it. Chipotle, I'm just gonna say it live here, and I said it before. Chipotle sucks.
How, this is, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, how does this, how does Chipotle food taste old when they make it fresh?
It doesn't even make sense like they cut it in front of you
But I still can't believe chat that we lost to fucking
I can't believe we lost the fucking trinkets today, bro.
Nah, bro, I think he was in my head, bro.
He was in my head, bro.
Fuck that guy.
What the fuck is he playing, bro?
You, their order, when they had, like, thousands of people turn over.
Like, like, who do you think you are, bro?
But your garbage disposal all you fucking okay, you go to you go to fucking the guy
Hello Gregory. Yeah, bro. You know
Yeah
Bro, what are you? What are you playing girl?
What is it? So what is he's fat?
It means like he's right, but he's fat
Somebody well Bill milk made that somebody in the offline chat one-man bill the guy who made it
You know bill that my crap well they said dude the fingers the wrong way round and he's been stressing out about the finger like so like
He's been stressing about this thing I'm modern bro. I'm gonna mutt I'm modern
I'm gonna mutt I'm modern
Chesh I get an OLED monitor. Yeah, this is a perfect time to actually buy an OLED monitor
So what's a good OLED monitor?
Asus Gaming OLED monitor.
So what's a good Asus monitor here?
So what does QD OLED mean?
my eyes I know it's so bright bro do they not have like a dark mode on Amazon get tandem
OLED now whatever I'll run with the soft stream
see the shit uh oh is it is it showing flesh already
ex Greek will call me to play games and he'll just share his screen and play the IOM will
will never play a game the entire time.
He just sits on a rock.
Oh yeah, this guy's dead.
All right, you're dead.
And the one moment he comes out.
No, he's dead.
No, he's dead.
One second.
Holy shit!
You are shit, man.
I mean, out of every game you could be playing,
we know Greek.
It's this.
No, but it's fun when you're good,
but he's fucking dog shit.
That's a problem.
I guess he's on a rock for 10 hours.
347 hours?
Most of them are on a rock, by the way.
The snipers say, yo, can you do one thing one time?
He tries to fucking guys. Like, you can't make this up.
Alright, let's play code names.
Let's play code names.
Let's see him. Let's play code names.
I have 50 hours and it smells like a...
Code names.
No, help, help, help.
Can't we do the discord activity?
Hey, would you, would you never play code names before?
No, there's this.
Oh, God.
There's always one guy who just doesn't love him.
Oh, man.
Damn zimmers.
All right, I'm making a lobby.
We'll do it on the browser because it's more fluid.
Since Muta hasn't played before, just put him on the team
of three so then he can follow with the whole night.
I agree.
I agree 100%.
OK, now what he's going to do is he's
going to join, do not just ran it, and then join this.
don't make a move
i'm putting timer
cause uh...
do not like this
what seemed to join
as a matter
uh... go left
i'm gonna keep the press i just i thought
yeah i was pretty bad
you know he did you know how he killed me
Yeah, you got to hit the rocker, yep.
Yeah, that's shameless.
Well, I mean, the thing is, that's what you're using though,
is that like, it's like a 10 against 1, 5 against 1, whatever.
Right?
That's all he has.
I mean, it always just loses.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, well, we'll get him next time, boys.
Look at Slips log.
What are you saying?
Sorry, I was, I was saying a matter.
user slip
He said keep tweeting at that art hard. Yeah, I mean base that little came
Yeah, I mean I
Will but this guy brother. I know why this guy just insulted like like some slight shade frozen it but like
These are your best the highest quality users. Why is he talking like that? Like it's just weird. I guess on
Why am I the old ugly guy?
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna national screen all that.
He's not that way.
And, sorry.
Okay, check your slides, where's the note?
That's your screen now.
You have a dollar, you make sure you set the note or not.
Use the phone.
Don't want to come see the URL.
Okay, I'll use the phone.
Okay, so, I'll explain, so Muda, I'm on your team,
I'll explain it to you as it's happening.
So the spy masters or the people,
they have a different screen than us, right?
Okay.
So there's a few orange words and a few blue words.
There's one black word and then there's a few blanks, okay?
What Jesse's trying to do on our team is put a word
and then there's gonna be a number, right?
But that means is the number is how many words he's tying
to the word that he's giving us as a hint.
That makes sense and you'll see it, so it makes more sense.
Okay, and then you and I will talk and digress
and discuss what the words are that he's trying to tell us.
Does that make sense so far?
I should say, wallahi, I love whatever you just said.
Okay, Muda, ready?
Okay, it'll make sense soon.
Muda, I'll make it easy.
Ready?
Ready?
Okay, okay.
The spy master wants you to guess, right?
He wants you to guess the two cards
that are blue and red.
So he says color.
So the two words you're trying to show you, right?
blue red by saying color so you as the guesser you see you see color what do
you think well blue the color but the color I'm gonna choose those two cards
bang but but what if there was the card purple and you didn't see it then you
would click purple and you would lose either a neutral word our word or the
the word I mentioned to the gamer you understand you get that bro what the
Okay, I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Ready?
Okay, man. Can I just say some cases? Tell me if I'm wrong.
So this is a small master multiple between blue and red and I have to make purple.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying the hint he just gave us with teacher and then two.
So that means there are two words on here that he's tying to the hint teacher.
Right?
Actually put the timer, bro. It's going to end.
Oh, I think yes.
Okay, so classroom we're gonna guess that one right and do you think charge
Why charge why charge? I don't know random ass fucking pick. I don't know
What?
Okay, so I mean you see as far as we're not allowed to take it like being just here completely
Glitched in right like we're not locked up. No, no, I got you. Let me thank you
Don't be weird and do some sort of like be very literal mate
How about you fucking shut up?
I just lost my dinosaur that took me four hours to grow so don't ever fucking piss me off like that again
Do you understand shut the fuck up bitch?
Didn't it was like to lose a four hour progress diamond that's been
Wait, so you sounded lost in four hours and then died and lost four
Yes, no, no, it's even worse. It's even worse. I encomed so it's a hundred percent dino that gets killed reburfs
Grown and then gets more mutations. So it's like twice. I did it and then I died
So I lost like I could lost like a parrot like and I did quests. So yeah, it took
Yeah, hold on
So I guess am I guessing good?
Fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Am I guessing spy masters words? Is that what I'm doing?
Yes, he is a spy master. And yeah, I'm giving us words. Um, I got a good one
Okay, don't be weird with it though. Don't be like
Um, I
Was a guessing game. So is that so let me explain let me explain it really fast
No, it's my turn
I
Right so I on my point of view I see blue cards red cards and white cards
Okay, the thing is you need to guess the blue cards
So I'm gonna give you a word and you got to try to find the words that get Greek shut up
I need to concentrate. Let's just fuck up
I'm fine agree with it, you see
just whatever I know he doesn't break it do on their turn fuck that me do on
their fucking great great when we're not speaking your IQ is one I need to
call you is still one you shut up fuck off you have one single cell that's
right turns around great he doesn't know how to play the game I'm teaching a
member how you didn't know how to play the game and we had to teach you for 40
minutes
so
you know
much time
just don't end his turn as I'm saying
globe is good I'm assuming that you put glow
so that word on the bottom of our thing
Yeah, that's theirs.
So what X put that for Greek to connect words.
So Greek right now is like, okay, border.
Let me connect the words and he's picking the words.
Yeah, because see he did border.
So I'm thinking right border could be Mexico and Rome because they're on a border.
And then I'm thinking there's three because he put three.
So he's telling me that there's three with that border blue word.
So now I'm going to say Mexico, Rome or globe because globe is like connected to
Um, like what the world fuck bro. Okay. Do you understand them? No, I understand. Holy shit
Well, like I don't know. I just like legs down from fucking border to Mexico to fucking United States to fucking Rome
Are you trying
Here's me
Okay, okay, I'm just making you know, this is why you cannot engage in a dialogue
would have broccoli had it. You should not.
Rick is not going to choose any words.
No, I did choose words.
Oh, I did the thing again.
You have to skip the hand.
Skip our turn.
No, no, no, no.
I'll add three to the next one.
I'll add three to the next one.
Just skip our turn. Just skip it and let it pick.
How do I skip?
I got it. I did it.
Okay, okay, also would another mood another thing is you need to be careful like don't rush to pick a word because if it's the other teams
Or it's a blank card and it'll end our turn it'll end our turn immediately
And if it's a if it's a black card, there's only one black card
We have a game the next time. Why is that hint?
Click you click on the hand on the card
See, like he clicked the wrong one so he gave us a point and just turned.
Alright, and what cards are ours? Like what ones do we not want him to guess?
Say that again, I don't get it.
What cards do we want them not to press?
We don't know, like that's the whole point of the game.
We wanna work with our spy master to find our cards but while I'm not clicking their cards.
Okay.
If you click my card, I get a point.
so that's the word that yeah our hint is crook I send what the fuck type of hint
is crescent okay let me see oh okay right here all right I have a word you
can say it out loud you guys are such I think it's groom I don't know I'm gonna
be honest with you here I don't know what crescent means other than the moon
thing we're like is it like like like like like Boulevard Crescent narrow it
down at all for me like that like a street so I think they choose groom
Crescent or whatever sounds like a road like what's a road something Creston
no I think you've got it completely confused because if you know the Crescent
of the moon like you know when it's like only like a part of it like that's the
case that just go comment then.
He said, oh, comment.
I like comment.
There's three.
You need to understand that.
There's three.
Three.
What comment is one?
There's three words that he tied Crescent to.
What do you mean?
Low key.
Jesse cooked hard.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
I don't get it.
So he's saying the word, the word Crescent.
Yeah, it's tied is tied to three words on this board.
That is ours.
Okay.
So what if we actually can't read your chat by the way, Muda?
No, I'm not.
Well, I mean, like not for the wrong thing.
Say you want a chat.
Mod put it only on if you want.
I would say like if I had to guess, if I had to guess, like if it's like
if Crescent applies to the moon, should like the curve should I would say maybe round
and maybe obviously comment.
I think that's a quarter because Crescent of quarter.
Yeah, I like quarter as well.
Okay, I'm about set the scope.
No, you're thinking of something else
Okay
Let's do comment first and then and then are there any are there any hotels called the Crescent's
No, what the hell are you talking about? Well, maybe there's a hotel in his city that goes by Crescent
Yeah, why would he expect us to know that though?
You get it's a good point, bro. All right, comment. Let's do comment. Let's confirm that. Okay. We're good
you like quarter or you like round more which one are you more confident in
quarter or round yeah of our of our two other options which would be like more
we'll just submit it I think it's the crescent like the crescent of the moon
it equals quarter so just go quarter okay and then you want it so what we can do
now if we're not super confident with round we can just move on and then go
back to it later you know I'm saying yeah we can lock it in just for example
What about smile?
What?
What about smile?
Smile?
Yeah, like tap the cards you think is the match to the clue.
Like smile, smile is the opposite of crescent.
Like crescent, like crescent, like crescent 3D.
Like an arbe?
No, like crescent 3D, white.
White.
White makes sure.
Crest is not crescent.
Yeah, but it's almost there, so we can just, I'm good at the words we have.
Okay, next game I'm not on your team, okay, because this thought process, we're not synced
up here, bro.
You're fucking this shit up.
Alright, is everyone else in it only, or is it just me?
I'm so master.
And also, I never ever take a word from chat to make my...
Okay, so can I let them talk?
Or can I go off and go over there?
Let me fuck you up.
Don't leave.
I'm going to give you an answer.
I will get you.
I just feel, when I play operative,
I open a new tab on my chat and I go to the new tab.
It's accessible.
Like I open like a Google tab, just a plus.
Because that's what I've come up with.
What's your call?
You lock in something.
I'll let you decide.
OK.
So yeah.
What the hell?
What just happened?
Somebody added your drawing on me, though.
I didn't click it.
It's OK.
I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
Okay, easy.
I'm gonna do...
I'm gonna do...
Chat, close to chat.
I can't see chat. I can't see chat.
I'm gonna do...
Be very literal.
I'm gonna do...
Hold on.
Jesse, why does your girl looks...
Your cat looks stressed out.
I am and this is how you draw a perfect circle come on so like what are you
thinking so hard in a guessing game is Mike is what I'm trying to think
Um, um, and how do we know if we win?
Um, yeah, um, fuck, how do you know if you win or not?
So you see on the left and the right it says four and then it says six.
Are we losing?
We're winning.
We have four words left and then we win.
I have six left, so they're behind it.
Okay.
Oh, whatever.
So you get the match on?
I didn't end it.
I didn't end it.
I ended on accident, what does that mean?
Okay, skip our turn.
Just act like that doesn't exist.
Just skip.
Don't do that again, Muda.
No.
Okay, I don't know what's happening.
Okay, okay.
Listen, when it's, when it's,
I'm gonna talk to myself, I'm gonna talk to myself.
It's their turn right now, when it's our turn, I'll tell you.
This is their turn.
Stadium?
Is it Stadium or Stadium?
Stadium.
Stadium, OK.
So that's a concert, obviously.
What else is in the stadium?
Oh, let's get fired.
Let's get fired.
I understand.
I understand.
See?
OK, Stadium, and then the concert,
there's going to be a record, clearly, obviously,
because music, stadium, concerts, records.
Can I say something?
Hello?
Every one of you play this game with Greg.
You do this thing where you start from my word
and you go to the word that you found, right?
And then you do a logical thing from that word
to the next word.
Buddy, always go back to the main word.
Like, I know why you do this chain of events.
Like, we're going on a goose chase.
So it's our word, buddy.
Yeah, so this is an idiom, though.
You record this as an idiom.
I want you to do this entire round by yourself
and just talk out loud like how Greek was.
OK, so wedding, groom, groom, right?
Like, it has to be groom.
OK, and when you have a word, you can click on it once
to just note the idea, and then you can circle back to it.
Like, you don't have to fully confirm it.
OK, so wedding, groom, man.
Like, that's my groom.
I like that.
I like that.
What's next?
like a purse, or no, smile, smile, groove, smile.
Yeah, smile, cause you're happy, you know?
That makes sense, mark that down.
And then hotel, I feel like, you know, like,
fuck the shit out of her after our wedding.
That's an idea, I'm sure we can write that down,
but maybe look somewhere else.
We're about to be a team, we're gonna be a team after.
I like that, I actually like that.
Okay.
I like that.
So do I think we're gonna play it,
or do I think we're gonna pick here?
Hotel, team.
And it's your call, you decide.
I'm gonna do like this, all right,
Now can I end guessing?
No, no, no, so now that you've marked them,
you click the arrow, the how.
Okay, so first of all, that's a firm game.
So team has to do it.
Like I'm literally gay if it's not team, okay?
What?
Listen, like I said before,
you want to go in terms of confidence.
Groom was the most obvious, right?
So you should have put the arrow here.
Thanks everybody.
This lobby is fucking dumb.
Yeah, but how?
What does it all have to become a-
It's all have streams open on your second monitor too.
Every single one of you, except for me.
wait what I don't understand what the fuck
but we're about to be a team wedding equals team
we're a team
I'm gonna write the whole entire thing
Jesse
hold on just a moment
turn was his last guess
on whatever
um
wait
I might do this
What do you mean on his turn?
I can't, it comes from my master, I can't give away shit.
Wait, but it made you think we're all sniping?
Tornadoes.
So I've got every single one wrong, but you think I'm sniping?
How does that even make that terrible?
We know nothing.
We know nothing.
We know nothing.
We know nothing.
We know nothing.
We know nothing.
We know nothing.
Okay, we'll just play neither next time.
Y'all gonna give you guys a monitor to get my chats off,
or maybe I'll have a chat on.
Hey, Tornado.
Okay, Tornado, what's the most obvious one?
Hurricane?
Easy.
Oh.
Bang.
Yeah, that'd be obvious.
Right, back to Tornado.
Tornado, Tornado.
It's two of them, okay?
Tornado, Tornado, Tornado Mouse.
Oh no!
Oh, Tornado drill.
Can I ask a question for me?
It's tornado sesame.
No.
Tornado.
Let him think first.
Is that Moses?
Does that say Moses, guys?
Am I reading it wrong?
Okay, nobody wants to help me with reading.
Cool.
So you guys suck.
Tornado spring.
Tornado hotel.
Tornado green.
Tornado.
I don't know.
That's literally, like, this is such a dumb, like, porn.
I don't know. That's literally like this is such a dumb, like, tornado.
I might just have to end around here. I don't want to risk it.
Spring? Tornado spring doesn't make sense.
Olympus tornado.
Tornado.
What is a tornado? It's like a weather, like a hurricane.
Bro, what the fuck?
Tornado
I don't know why I want to do spring because it's part of the elements so I basically want to do spring but that's just
Since when is there tornado in a spring? It's not an element like I don't know mate
Well, how do you not see it so obvious?
What?
I'm not gonna help you. I'm not on your team. Oh lift holy shit. That's so smart because it's on it
It's one I did with yes, so that bad I just help them. That's bad, right?
It's not shooting great. So it was a good yes, but not by order of intensity
All right, I know exactly what they are. It has to be a groom and smile right because that was lost
We wait or do words change you were Jesse's forsaken. I'm not cheating. Well, okay, so we'll just wait for we'll just
No, the words don't change like whatever's on the board is on the board
We'll just wait for Jesse to give us a hint it might be similar or help us narrow down our thought process because now that he seemed like
What we thought and how we reacted he can adjust he can adjust his word to help us think better if we're wrong
Oh, it's game that you find bro. I like this game. Okay. Yeah, so literally just uh, okay, so smile
Okay, so do what you had it. Yeah, your same thought process. Yeah, so
So, groom is what I'm thinking right?
Groom is like a married man.
I mean that one's a luck.
Yeah, that one's a luck.
Okay, so let's just do it.
I'm gonna press, okay I'm gonna check it right?
From that.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, obviously when it's happening you're gonna smile, alright?
It just has to happen.
Okay?
And then hotel, you fuck the shit out of her after.
I don't like that one, but I don't know what else.
I mean that kind of makes sense.
Yeah, I mean, it makes sense.
Like you groomed the smile and now you're like giving back shots.
and hotel yeah I mean I don't know there's no many hotels you're right because
people travel from all over the place okay all right we got it we win the game
you understand the game and I know exactly as it is easier shit okay great
big bum I would do is that like you're gonna you're doing this chain of
Command right? Okay, let's let
Like a border a border's offense offense is it literally a border it is the most
Like
But you said hurricane to what was the other border and then it's countries like it easy. What about the hurricane one?
About that one was kind of hard. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
It's just round. It's a round
The lift wasn't like a bad guess round only shit. You are dumb as it breaks brother. Okay
You look at it. You know, we're at least round a cyclist round. I have a storm working all around even
It's all around and I guess I mean anyway, okay, go again go again
But this time let's do the same teams and now this is a serious one. Okay
No cheating. Okay. I'm gonna close up. I'm pulling my child off. No wallah. Have you just put it in email mode?
I have it all if you can't resist not looking at chat, but it like that's not even
The only reason I thought the cheating thing is because I put crescent right and it was first mile quarter in
Comment, and then you're like I'm thinking smile. I
opposite of crescent your
First four the words like
Absolutely zero logical thinking behind it. It looks like guys
metal metal
um, our lempress is in the lempress, um, they do rock metal on the fucking game on state.
That's not the team.
It's not the team.
We already won, no?
No, no, no.
I'm teaching you how to play this.
That was practice.
Let's practice around.
Okay.
There's a push mark.
That's the whole point.
I want to let you guys know that I can do it.
I know it smiles the shape of it because I'm saying,
I said question me.
I said question me.
I said question me.
I smile.
What is this shape?
Yeah, it is.
I think it was this reasoning for it.
I was like,
I didn't even think about that.
This game is pretty easy, bro. I'm not a lie. Let's see John team me and only yeah, yeah
I like this game guys. I like this game. It's really fun. It's good. Yeah
But yeah, listen if you can't resist looking at chat put it on the emote mode
can
Yeah, if you if you feel like you sometimes look at chat by accident and get clues put it on emote mode only
But if you if you can resist looking at it, then just leave it normal
So it's us first, right? Yeah, animal. Okay, so obviously check. I live in. Yeah. Yeah. Just go elephant. Just lock it in that. No, no, let just let just go through it first without locking it. I mean, we can lock that one in.
I want to use the wrong one. You have to check, right? For chicken?
Maybe, maybe check.
I got everyone's also and...
Okay, yeah, do it. Do it. Do it. You got it. Do it. Just do it.
Okay, cool.
Then just check. And then just check. Okay, yeah.
Okay, boom. And then we end our guessing.
Next one. Check.
So I feel like this guy Jesse is giving us some crazy ass hints.
I feel like this board was like really lucky for us because usually there will be like four animals and then one of them isn't ours.
You know what I'm saying? So they could try to trick you.
So does he like constantly type out the things? Does he type out the hints?
Yeah.
So he's personally typing out the hints.
Yeah.
So, oh I see, so the guy, wherever the Spine Master is, he has to be like kind of clever, not to give it away too hard, but like...
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Vamo, vamo, vamo, vamo, vamo, vas, vamo, vas, nine.
Y'all not gonna smoke your Adosaclitus?
I think that doesn't help.
BANG!
Files 3, all the files, ok files, files, paper, that's an obvious one, files, ok three of
files. Okay, files, files, okay, um, court. Files in court, that's just an obvious one.
There's definitely files in court. Like, when you go to court, you have a bunch of files.
just obvious okay cool files okay one more one more biscuit no no okay
stay on track my bad my bad stay on track mustard oh no we're back we're
back there again squash okay sumo pine okay what's files one more stream
or the files on stream actually wait that actually might be good one because you
have wait I'm you probably related it to streaming knowing you vacuum there's no
files in that Saturn no fall no squash Newton Newton no do you know I didn't know
Oh, piano, piano, because you have, what's it called, the files and piano, you could.
Wait, it could either be stream or piano, because I'm thinking stream as in, stream
as in like twitch streaming
and you have files in in on your pc
or is piano because it's piano and you read
paper that's in a file
uh... printer printer
printer
holy shit i didn't see that one
printer
you print files
that has to print it
Holy shit that was good, all right.
How do I end?
And guess what?
We'll check Mark.
Holy shit dude, X that was actually,
by the way that was fantastic, what you just did there.
Thank you man.
That was absolutely fat dude.
You actually did really well.
I'm gonna suck you dry when I see you.
Thank you, well guessed.
Also me acknowledging that is also kind of cheating
because that means that the three
We're all the ones that intended to, right?
It's when the release, I'm not sure it's full muted.
You know what I'm saying?
But that's when we're gonna go to high ranks.
I never go to low ranks.
Because we're in mode of action.
Hold me, hold me.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
I have a guess with this.
So he has level four and there's only four words
that have four letters.
You're not allowed to do that, my answer is.
Isn't that cheating?
Yeah, it's death meta.
So what do I do?
What does that mean?
Yeah.
There's four.
It's it's a very rules as game it it's yeah, so there's there's rules of like when you when you're the spy master
You can't give like certain words as you're you can't say like corners of the map
So all four corners or you can't say like like so is that my father's that spy masters fault?
No, you're probably it's probably not it is what it was over saying unless Jesse cheated, but I don't think he did
Does that make sense
kid well it's just kind of obvious it's he put four there's only four words that
have I was just five never mind sorry all right for for what yeah I don't know
I don't know you can't say I only have one only have one of the words and maybe
I think fall because there's four seasons but that's like the only thing I can
Tide of four everything else I have no fucking clue
Well sumo you're on all fours right are you on all fours in sumo?
No, you're not I thought if you know don't you when you're sumo you put your hands on them and it's fine mean what does pine mean?
No, but we don't allow go clean my boy
No, that's fine. I'm just asking him if he knows. I'm not going. Is that okay if I ask him what pine is like my my my homie I
Don't know what that means. I mean, I guess he's gonna discuss. I know pineapple
And I'm cold. Okay. I think we just go with fall first. Just walk in fall. Just go for it
Yes, he just say you want to cheat if I can bitch
Wait, it's actually that
Wait, that was shameless if you did that. Well
You can't do that.
What was the chat saying that he was googling?
Who was googling?
Who was googling?
He did.
He was a spy master.
Or is that a matter?
Can't make a lot of sense, right?
No googling.
Just do fall, I guess.
Reset then.
Reset is fine.
Oh my god.
There's literally nothing else.
Let's just end our turn.
No, no, no.
He let, bro.
There's no...
That was a spouse.
That's really nothing else my size for Germany how many cities are in Germany
For no like a million gangster. Does anyone felt before son as gangster? No stream for streaming
Oh, how many she was on this car now?
I'm not dreaming about real streamers like
To yeah, there's two. Yeah
What the fuck there's three at least what do you mean?
No, we're real streamers like proper streamers. What the fuck does that even mean like like good streamers like me and
I'm ending our turn. I'm ending our turn. Oh
Okay
Full was kind of shitty, bro. What the fuck is that Jesse for the fuck is for I?
Thought I cooked with the fall thing. No, that was good for seasons nice
Time's it oh my god
It's very quiet, bro
Me I'm allowed to talk sad sad sad sad
Sad
Sad
Sad cemetery easy
I'm not going to be easy. Sad. Okay. What would I else be sad? Germany? I might be sad because I live in Germany.
No. Do you live in Germany? Beautiful. A gangster. I might be sad because I'm a gangster. A sumo could be sad.
A sumo. It's going to be a person, right? Because...
That's cheating, bro. He farted when you were guessing.
True, I'm doing it so far, signals, I'm just not doing it.
100% like...
Well, no.
I don't know actually, like, sad, like, like a sumo.
It's a sumo.
If you don't know, you can always end the turn, especially when we're at the end of it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. We're not ahead, we're losing by the way.
um gangster um a gangster is a gangster sad is he hasn't made any guesses like it's not
like me saying that you can end it it's like oh and because you're you're going the wrong
direction it's it's it's generic like it's like what glacier I am a glacier and I am
I'm sad, no that doesn't work.
Crash, oh crash, oh my god, you're so smart.
What?
That's it, you got it.
Are you fucking stupid?
You got it, good job, thank you man.
Crash would be sad.
You're so bad by the way, it's a spider's nest.
What the fuck?
Rural, what does rural mean?
I don't know what rural means, what does rural mean?
Residential.
So you crash it and you're happy.
Rural is like a city, like yeah, exactly.
Okay, so new and obviously, right?
New into city?
No.
They'll obviously turn it in.
Is this Saturn?
Probably not, no.
What's new in Newton City, too, no?
No, but rural isn't like a city, so a suburb.
Rural is like, what's the word?
I'm thinking of, I don't fucking know, man.
This shit is hard.
Rural.
Okay, port then, no?
Like, new port?
What is a port?
Like a new port.
What's a new port?
Like, it gives me like ocean vibes, like docking vibes.
Like a port.
Like a docked port, rural docked air boats.
Or it could be a new inn,
What the fuck is newton fish three as we pour a newton with what the fuck is rural about Saturn pine sumo bench
Glacier well gangster piano biscuit, right?
Here just go newton and if it's your and if you're wrong I can blame you at least go newton
No, you go newton and then when it's wrong. I get you to the next turn by myself. There you go
All right next turn next turn is all mean you're gonna watch alone, okay?
fuck bro just can't you just smell the cut look out for you before bro it has to
be port no okay let me see wow this guy is giving this guy the best hints in the
entire world food oh easy no ice biscuit squash is a food but I don't think you
know that vegetable is there is a vegetable called a squash but I'm
guessing that it's gonna get mustard because it's obvious but just to let you
know spy master squash is a food and you probably fucked up doing that so are
you fucking sit off course and she's holding a pizza I can't I can't she's
holding a fucking pizza mate
maybe it was squash
that looks like a pecan pie or whatever
maybe it was squash
you see the guy in the middle next to benchant well that's you as a spy master
oooooh
look at our clues are
uh...
Bench, is that Bench in the woods?
Guys, I'm gonna go get some food.
Let me go down there and get some three mustards.
I want, actually fuck it.
I want to get four mustards, please.
Four of them, holy shit.
So it's mustard, not a food.
It's mustard, not a food.
Shut the fuck up, man.
You're so stupid.
Okay, okay, okay.
So let's Google it.
Is mustard a food?
Does it give you calories?
What's more of the food?
What would be more of the food?
You like these or what?
You like these or what?
Would it be biscuit or would it be or would it be or would it be soy sauce?
You don't like you don't like stream. I'm so confident in stream. Why would stream be woods?
I can stream water in the woods. That's so common. Yeah, you could do that. You could do that.
I would start with mine first. Oh my god.
And then if you want we can we can skip well and just move on.
I mean as well while they're usually in woods no
There's no need to risk it there's no need to risk it that works with it
I mean he could guess off. Yeah, we don't have to risk it. We don't have to risk it
Okay, Ricky's like bro because we're tired like we're good
Just skip
Wait, what what happened?
I
Don't know. I was cropped out. Can you say I get to let me lock it close the aisle?
I want to use it.
Yeah.
You're just mad you can't sit on a rock and be happy about life, like it's a simple laugh.
I actually am happy for you.
So I don't see Ron and Jinxie on here, and I don't see Muda, so that's...
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Okay, laughed. A vacuum's loud. That's easy.
Loud. What else is loud?
A piano can be loud.
Oh my god wait.
Piano can be loud, a bench can be loud, no a well can be loud, no a squash can be loud, no a glacier can be loud.
Wait can a glacier be loud?
A port can be loud because there's a bunch of like ships.
How many of them have port?
Fuck it, ships port loud.
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Bro you're so dumb.
Wait so why is an XC guessing at all? I don't get it.
He's not talking.
I'm a spy master.
He's giving hints to the grief.
And I thought he died.
So why is it a 2v1?
Okay, so what's that a poor X term?
No, it's your new.
What is that a poor shit?
What?
I've not knew that much.
Order of intensity again for the 20th time.
Order of intensity from the more likely to the less likely.
What is more to be a sound?
Is it the wind?
Is it the wind?
Or is it a cassette tape that could have some sound and some music on it? Fuck you!
I have to sex you, I'm not... are you really making me sad?
Oh man...
I'm just gonna... I'm just gonna just sit in the corner for a bit and just...
Like, listen X, you continue being mean to me...
I'm going to tell my mom on you.
I don't care.
Your mom would look at his game plan and say, Jesus Christ.
I'm going to kill the sticks and let her do just.
OK.
Yeah.
But so we can guess for the last one.
And if Jesse is being smart here,
he put one because he's tying that word to it
and he knows that we have the other word, which is well.
Does that make sense?
That part doesn't make sense for you.
If Jesse's playing the game how he should, well is our answer.
OK.
Do you want to send it or do you want to just skip
see if we can send it oh wait what if we want to just go one by one like he
wants us to go one by one like one baby but I don't think Jesse's doing that
okay just go one of them no okay okay it should be GG hi the full the full full
kind of gave it away so was that what it was totally you're not telling him
him to go with his priority list is totally not cheating. So telling him that his first
one was right. Well, I mean, I mean, it's like, it's like he used it.
Oh, it was right. He didn't do that. Four fours. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, you guys
do that. I have more words than Omi did. And you're just like, you know, just say it.
So, so they did it. My team, my team was so good that it hurt us. We're saying my team
was so effective.
We couldn't get a single word before four. This is this is how I tell you.
I was like I wonder if this is cheating I don't know so I went over to Grock and I asked hey
Is this cheating before I do this? I said that is that is not cheating. It's not the official rules
I said okay more for it. Then you clowned on me. So clown on Grock like I just listened to Grock, bro. I
didn't know
Fuck you
Okay, by the way by the way
Mustard is a food dipshit. Okay, okay
So if you know that on the next round you would click squash right because that's around the word
That's only word right to food on the round after and you click port because you're fucking done ass. Shut the fuck up
Oh
Well, I'm ready to I'm not a place game now
I'm basically a fucking dog shit player so so fucking annoying Christ is so bad
So why okay wait wait?
Can I can I use anything? Oh, it is against the rules not give clues based on spelling letters or card position
I go games in teams last round. Yeah
Should I go on Greeks
I'm not gonna get all but I
Was cheating like that was actually at all
Reset what we stop wait, can I guess I want to guess no, we're sorry. No, you want to be a spy master. Oh
Sure, I flex my message like the boring side. No, but I can do it. Okay
I'll take one
Right like it reset the words I saw the words how could you how could you see the words?
Yeah, well, how do you forward that they won't let me for I had I was being able to watch your stream
I mean now that's over I mean yeah, I just make omis as I will mood is something I'll be spymaster
What the fuck are you doing? Let me be spymaster. No your dog shit. Come on girl
I've done enough talking today. Nobody wants to hear my annoying British voice. Let's be real
Who's on my team?
Alright, let's get it on me.
Oh, GGs.
Yeah, we're relying on Muda here.
I think he gets it.
He gets it.
So what's the black one mean?
What's the black one mean?
We lose if we get that.
So do not tie that.
Just be mindful of the white cards.
Be mindful of the red cards.
Try not to give us guesses that will make us get the white reds or the black card.
Blue logic if you get a red card it just we lose our turn and they get a point
Jesus we only have to guess eight, but they have to guess so I can have chat. Can I get a chat?
Starts oh, okay. I can have chattel for a for this uh eat this yeah
Yeah.
Well.
Shut up, we're not in my camera.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well,
well, I was like,
You can't use it.
When I, when I was, when I was,
I sort of had a chat open, you know what I do?
Whenever there's like some activity,
I'll look at the notes, whatever,
but I'll never look for words to use,
it's always lame, it's always lame.
If you get the best possible clue from the chat,
but it's like, it's just trash.
Yeah, like you can ask them if you're,
if it's cheating or whatever,
but don't like use a word that they gave you.
Okay, I like that.
so i think it's a guy's blue words they
yeah yes
and like act
on my god i'm ready
i was looking at the blue ones
on my god
well i don't know what you know what not to do
uh...
my god
So I'm just scared. What if my like, what if my clue is too
pluey and it counts cheating?
Well, it's it's one word that you just that's it.
If the word is related, let's say it was a lip.
I just get pissed.
Dentist and lip probably or.
Um, a craft film, pipe, litter, calf, missile, mouth, mouth a lot more.
I'll just go with dentist and mouth if not, I'll put lip on the next one.
All right, so you give us the word, and then you click the number on the left or the right.
Now you put how many guesses connect to that word? Now, let me tell you this if I was Greek
I would have put lip first in rid of lost
And I don't know if somebody says that this is true because
I would have this forgotten the the the order of guys. This is more intense than that
In terms of the lexical field
Look first because fuck it and in the next round
I would have forgotten that we're doing nothing and then I would have moved on and I would do next things
Like that's up for swingies to play with you great fuck you hold one
Okay, he's right. He's right. I mean ice
Where's that at? Oh, it's gotta gotta just be ice here then
Okay, so I'm assuming it's probably that's probably close to the black card or something so maybe yeah
Yeah
Okay, I just
Okay, right what that could be though. Okay, all right
You're playing a literally lord five head like far cause you can do you can do anything
that's really smart.
I'm gonna figure that because I'm five headed.
It's just this is such a hard like task as being the spy master.
Well, it's hard with my Greek as you have to like you have to rethink about the world.
What would I think?
What would I think about this word it if I was fucking brain dead? You know what I mean?
Kathy nice be nice says you
Banana
Uh
Okay, so
So calf is absolute animal
But if I want to go in it how much of an animal it is then go then monkey go first
And I go goat one
I go monkey two
And you're okay. I'm gonna end guessing. I'm not fucking stupid
But sorry, I'm done
That's okay. You just got a really good spy master. That's all right. I'm getting silent again
It's looking next time. I
Eating because if you think about it, that's him confirming that those are the words. I'll write that down
Well, I said earlier, so you're stealing my ramble, but that's just completely correct.
Like imagine thinking that she would have put not a monkey for animal, and I would have
gotten it wrong on cat.
There's something I agree with you.
I acknowledge my cheating.
Want to acknowledge yours?
Oh my god.
I just don't understand.
Like, oh, this is so hard.
so hard yes my master stuff you can just kind of go slow if you want it give you
like small ones and twos like yeah I can rush it yeah see I want to do ones and
twos but I also have a really good twos but I don't know if they're gonna get it
I'm just throwing it out bro if I saw this word yeah I'm a good players like if I saw
this word I would know what to do so yeah alright no clues no more clues miss
I like that and maybe soon he's like connecting it he's never been a governor though. I don't think I know but
Muda or where's your missile fighter jet film because he actually wasn't filmed
um governor does governor like it's so much shit like yeah I mean there's also
comb like this is so many yeah there's a lot now I'm okay with no film I like I'm
cut the thing about governor is it's just like that's a mood aspect well on
paper though like governor it governs that's so broad and it applies but
I feel like missile is the most obvious because of like the current times and stuff, right?
I'm down to go with missile.
Okay, good.
And then if it's missile, if it is missile, I'm good to go with suit.
My issues I think suit and comb are pretty close.
Yeah, it's governor. I'm sick though. You don't think you would do that?
No, I don't think you I don't think you would but I wouldn't be surprised as a thing
Oh, I like suit better than come personally same let's just do shoot and then right
Okay, nice
Hopefully you took the time to add anything around that you think about and you'll do
it.
Here we go.
In a good pace, truly.
Totlery?
Uh...
G.E.G.
Uh, I'm at plates.
I'm at plates and kitchen.
No.
Okay.
Now I'm thinking if it was playing kitchen, no, you know what?
Governor, governor.
If it was playing kitchen, the reality is that it would be a lot simpler than that.
And he plays things.
I'm going to toss the game by doing as well as being so precise cutlery isn't would be
would be more of a on the plates so around around the table than less than in the kitchen so it would have to be
actually i don't know yeah i think we lost you know what i do you know what i do
yeah you know the moment the moment that greek doesn't know a spelling in and writes
random a curse like cursed come in and they're quite lorry it's cutlery you fucking bitch ass
I mean I
Kitchen is the black word
I'm clicking it. I don't give a fuck. Blackboard it. Wait, it didn't...
Just read it. Read it. No, no, it's fine. Okay, okay.
Okay. I didn't end your turn, by the way.
Did it do that? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I don't get a chance again, Blackwood, by the way,
when I, it's like, it's like a name, it's like a name.
Cause I actually did the click it.
Like you can look at the bottom and click,
you heard the click it.
So, yeah.
We'll get some guys, we'll get a lot of them, look at that.
I can't, because I saw that and I can't do that.
Cause I can't read chat, so I can't do that.
No, no, no, no, running for governor.
If it's an easy word that you already thought about,
do it, but just shut up too.
No, no, like I thought of a number,
but then they said change the number,
and I already, I don't know if I wanna do that.
So.
I do plus one for last round,
but usually you don't do that, you don't do it by yourself.
But.
I don't wanna reach out.
I don't wanna reach out.
I like ground and calf.
Yeah, but also running, you do run on the ground.
Yeah.
I mean, wait, what did I say?
I said calf and ground, no?
No, but running for governor?
Yeah, but.
But maybe he's like trying to loop us back.
He's trying to keep it as literal as possible, is the thing, with his hands right now.
I don't think he's unlocked that creativeness, like running for governor, you know what I'm
saying?
Running at home through your head?
Yeah, see that's another thing where I don't think he's unlocked that creativeness.
I think when he says running, it's like, okay, when it comes to running, your calf.
Yeah, see there's too many.
All these apply.
Yeah, I see what you mean.
So like straight up literal.
Yeah, like super literal, but he's running about a calf and ground.
Wouldn't he have done like meat or something?
You know, like why would running be calf and ground?
Because he would try to link the words together.
That's the whole point of the game.
No.
Yeah.
Anyways, I think running for governor.
I don't know, bro.
Maybe he's shit. Maybe you're right. I'm thinking he's shit. Well
Yeah, we're talking about the guy who said if Crescent was only a straight earlier like
Running for governor
Crescent streets guy
I need to simplify your thoughts. No, I mean you guys
No, see yeah, see here's the thing their first one. I'm looking here
or the second one is animal and it was goat and monkey and it wasn't calf so
maybe you're right about ours being calf yeah and if ours is calf that I would
like ground as well so you want to go calf here yeah at first okay and I like
ground now I like them yeah I mean what is just everything one plus one equals
two thought process here I like that which is okay okay like what the fuck
is this you guys just call me retarded no no no sorry sorry don't do plus one
just do normal one I'll add the word that I chose over here like do not
fucking lump it in or give me a plus one in a second
we're just understanding your thought processes not necessarily bad yeah we're
breaking it down dude because you saw like there was like five things we could
have done but then we thought about Muda what would Muda do on paper we win it
Just give me a two or one and then just easy it we win anyway
These are not gonna go for it with a three there their run is clean, right? They have no wins but anything else
Muda's not doing a three. It's not happening
Don't let him tell you what you can do Muda. Yeah, I don't even worry
You are not John Locke
you have the whole world thinking you were cheating in rainbow six bro my
pictures you know that's kind of crazy I still don't know for sure you want no I
wasn't I wasn't bro but no I know I just I'm not a one I'm not at a hundred
percent you know bar I mean I know I can see chat for two days ago no for sure
but there's a chance you get the Wi-Fi.exe on your shit what that's the only
only thing. Yeah, the users are clean for now.
Fuck, bro. Yeah, we're all so clean.
X, what's the longest you've streamed without going to sleep?
Not that much. I've never done like a long, long, long, long, long, long one.
I don't sleep on a sheet like that. Only one time, I think.
Let me do kitchen for the last one.
Should I say that? I said I wouldn't.
Bonus available. Yep. And I go for love.
You're not using the bonus though, I used the bonus there.
Yep, you get a plus one.
That's why I did fat one that one time.
That's why I didn't do that because I told him ten times that rule and he never confused
it so I always have to do anyway.
I can just do this.
I'm scared that he just does that.
I don't know, fuck.
Now, I wonder what you're trying to do.
Oh, this is too easy.
Can I ask the chat if this word is considered cheating?
Can I ask the chat then?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're a spy master, just hit mute pretty much.
That's all that's X.
Oh, only one word. Okay.
Here you go.
Okay.
I mean, maybe he's saying that because of the whole
Yeah, unless he's really been governor.
Yeah, I just thought that if.
Damn, he really did think Trump was a governor.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
On paper, though, he is a governor, though.
He governs people, though.
Yeah, yeah, I get that.
Yeah.
OK, SOS is a code, 100%.
That's absolutely a covenant.
I can act for them or whatever you want to call it, right?
And then SOS is also, that's tough.
SOS.
I love this hint.
I think it's really good.
I wish.
S-O-S
A film? Fuck.
So now I know, just not that.
Or it's reverse psychology.
I don't know. I don't even know.
Lipper now just in your head now you don't know
Now you're fucked
Now you're gonna make the wrong choice
Now you're right where it is
I mean I think we just lose here and it is a wish
Like
It's simple, bro.
Club by Gabra.
I don't know.
I mean, what film is it?
I don't know.
I mean, is it a film?
Is it a?
Yeah, it's a film.
Slipper.
Slipper. Slipper. Like, fighter.
Angel.
Angel.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
Like, I don't even know, man.
I'll just do wish, I guess. I don't know.
Or film.
I don't even know pipe
That'll work
I mean you also have the crash and sos think about it
Fighter jet sos, I don't even know
We lose we lose to you
A wish a wish
I don't know. You know what? I bet you that they don't do too.
To over here. Okay, they are. Alright, give it. You have to.
Good mine too. Yeah. Yeah. I'm saying you got this.
Also, we know it's not film. We know that's theirs.
I mean, I know that you guys' 2 is going to be harder because we will trump 1 again as a 1er.
So it's an easy and a 1er, that nobody gets to do a 2 here.
So whatever your guess is, we will, even if it's close to a film, we will not guess it because we know it's theirs.
Um, I actually don't know, if I, if I wasn't like under the gun and he said, yo, you have
to choose one I would have probably went for wish like you're wishing to pick up my rescue
when you do SOS like it's only that you think of or fighter jet SOS is the only ones who
would do a code.
A pair of Big Ben is a pair.
A pair of lips.
A pair of slippers.
I mean it must be those two. I feel like Slipper is more
confident then, for sure.
Yeah, I mean a pair.
You want to go with slippers and then lip?
I
Oh
Yes, sir
Yeah, I wanted to do because yeah, cuz fighters cool in it. Oh, how did you guys?
Yeah, I want to do most code, but the thing had code in it
So I was like what code is it fso s and then what calls in sos is like fighters and
If I would I think it wasn't that bad. I think uh, I was gonna do MMA
How did you guys know what I was putting down? Oh
You're we are what I put a pair to there couldn't have been anything else you guys know
I think
My pair was like
On the lips like an era mom throwing like it like a slipper
Bro, what there's you have two lips, so it's a pair of lips. They talk about oh
No, no, no, that was not my thought process. I didn't ask my child. I was like, I think it's air of you
You can't ask your chat, I asked my chat, I asked my chat as Aerov Mom was cheating.
You can't ask your chat for anything.
Really, what do you understand about put your shit on E-mode only?
Well, maybe someone...
I've listened to me.
Someone in it?
Put your shit on someone so, baby.
Greg, you're not understanding what he's saying.
He asked his chat if it's cheating to do Aerov Mom, so he didn't do it.
Exactly.
But he's reading his chat.
We told him he could read it for cheating.
Okay, that's just fuck it. It's fine.
Angels also a great SOS here.
I thought that's what it was.
I thought it was wish the whole time.
That's why I said I need you to give me a hint.
Yeah, that was Angel.
And I kept thinking too that a film, I don't know,
I think oh my god I need the code for fuck I'm so retarded fuck me it would be like
I'll eat the code I'll eat the code I'll eat absolutely not because you're operating
with a half blue with a half answer it's too it's too distant it's too hard like these
are both half okay I should have made a then made a oh thank you I'll eat the code I'll
Yeah, I like the code, I like the game swap better.
Yeah, yeah, I like the game swap, I like the code, I like the code in accident.
Yeah, I don't know, I mean it's just like a new game in general.
Yeah, it's a new game, because this one's honestly like, I'm about to start twerking on it.
No, that's still a good game, bro.
Anybody in here want to play some worms?
Um, um, um...
That was fine, that was fine.
I don't know.
It's okay.
Did you lose every game?
That sucks.
I won every game on the phone game.
Okay, now do the thing again, but without cheating.
Now do the cheating?
Yeah, exactly.
This guy goes, four!
Oh, it didn't affect the result!
Like, fuck off!
Jesus Christ!
I mean, I fucked up anyways, because I thought there was four fours.
Okay, no, it's not anything.
You fucking bitch-ass fucking kicked it.
There was five.
Fucking shit
Fuck you fucking loser. I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna call you loser. I'm gonna call one people. I mean, oh, no
I'm gonna call it like good a bed. I'm gonna get the fuck out of it
No, but it'd be mean so good night and that was fun joining us and join us again tomorrow
I was getting just quiet man like yo, yo, yo, I'm trying to say the vibe there. Yeah
Yeah, but he's I'll reset the vibe. I'm letting the moon. I'm letting you see he has
Asperger's and he can't really tell what people's emotions are so basically what he's saying is he loves you so much
He doesn't want you to leave so instead of just saying please stay saying fuck you in order to just detach from you as soon as possible
He's just trying to detach that that's close to the answer
But what I meant is I meant is we had a great time
gentlemen and we will play games very soon
he loves you
I just know I play with you guys bro. It's I don't know like I don't know if I sound like corny
But like I really do like playing with you guys. I've never had fun playing with you guys
That's why like I don't want to call it but I'm like
12 hours I know I stream and I had a headache and I got no sleep yesterday because I also
Sit up till 4am in the morning, but uh
But seriously, I don't want to play with you guys
You're a part-time streamer move on, you know what I'm saying?
True, but I think he does it
I'm gonna jump to 12 hours in
Yep, I have fun too
But uh, I don't know I don't want to go but like my body's telling me to go and I should go because I'm getting busy
in my heart.
You should have went two hours ago.
You did great.
Thank you for extending your day, man.
I love you guys, bro.
Have a good night.
Have a good night.
Take care.
Take care.
Love you, man.
Take care.
Good night, bro.
Good night.
Drink water.
Drink water.
Call on it, bro.
Look at destroyed, bro.
I don't even know how I last this long, to be honest.
12 hours?
Who am I?
I don't know.
The last time I did it, 12 hours.
for four years ago
Jeez Louise cheese Louise cheese Louise
To the machine yes or no bro. Do you see yes or no?
Very calm
Low energy towards the end of it. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
to I just bro I said like 5 a.m. Last night playing with ex you see and everyone off stream. I wasn't on stream
Yeah, bro
Yeah, I love y'all I lost the fucking Jinxie fuck me so I'll get a slow W stream
Fucking destroyed bro
Yeah, but you guys know I have a lot of energy bro, I'm a very energetic streamer very loud streamer everyone knows that
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