mooda
π’ REACTS -> SOLO TO RADIANT IN VALORANT -> TOXIC 1V1'S WITH CHAT -> TALENT SHOW π’
04-23-2026 Β· 8h 21m
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Why do you guys instantly think it's lice bro?
It's not lice bro.
Alright chat, listen.
I don't know who you think you are saying Muda you're late.
Like okay I get it I am a little late.
Okay I am a little late.
But I did an 11 hour stream yesterday bro.
11 hour stream yesterday bro.
Come on guys, come on bro.
Cut me some slack chat.
Cut me some slack.
If if me being a little late pissed you off the next news that I'm about to say might piss you off more
Today is going to be a short stream
So let's get into it
they go with the clutch that you carry your lip gloss in and look I really think nobody
does it better I love the way that you put it together chill chill chill chill chill
chill chill chill chill chill yo what do you mean thank God bro I'm already tired of
already tired of the stream. It's only been like two minutes. How are you already late
at two? How are you already tired of the stream? It's only been two minutes. It's been two minutes.
How are you already tired of the stream? Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, chat. I have some
Very very very very very very very very interesting today. I don't see a good stream, bro
Today is going to be a good stream now. Why is my stream going to be short? Let me tell you guys why I?
Haven't hit the gym in like five days. I feel like a fat fuck second of life
What a god is a rage made donation. I'm gonna be a mooder. Fuck you fuck yours. Fuck your hair. Dry a stream
I've only been live for 30 seconds shut up
Damn bro, I know
All right. Anyway, bro. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes, bro. I've been live for
Honestly too long recently bro now. I love the grind bro chat chat the grind is nice
But I haven't seen family for a while my my my no
I haven't seen family for a while that shit is wearing me out. You know I'm saying
My heart feel vacant and lonely. You know I'm saying so
Oh, uh, yes, bro. Today's honestly gonna be a good stream though. Crab with the palm of love you. It's madman with the palm of love you guys.
Both of you guys. I love you guys. You can both fuck me whenever you want.
Hi there, Mooda. I am a supervisor from Burger King. Can you please give her a cat back, unless you want to still work her part-time that you quit today?
I just don't understand.
I
Know bro, I am never going to Burger King, but the least I could do is keep this hat, bro
All right, get the fuck away from me, bro. All right now chat. Listen. What do you guys mean?
Jinxy is calling me bro. Jinxy is not calling me, bro
He's not even live, bro. He's not even live, bro. He's not even live, bro. All right. Anyway, bro. Yes, so
So can you guys stop saying Drake is live?
Drake is not live.
Anyway, let's honestly chat.
Let's check my hours and let's see chat if I deserve to have a short stream day.
11 hours and 30 minutes.
9 hours and 17 minutes.
Three hours and 46 minutes plus six hours and 58 minutes because it's in the same day chat.
How long is that?
One is three hours and 46 plus seven.
Almost 11 hours as well.
Seven hours.
Ten hours.
Nine hours.
Nine ten hours.
Nine hours.
Nine and a half, ten hours.
Nine hours.
hours seven and a half hours with two hours all right yeah chat do I deserve
an off do I deserve chat do I deserve a five six hour stream today yes or no
chat do I deserve that shit fucking part-time streamer you jupyne's also
How is everyone doing today chat I want to know chat I want to know if you
I'm doing amazing
Thank you, bro, that means a lot to me, bro, there's a lot of like bad, you know
Bad words being fun at me, bro. I want to say thank you for being so nice to me, bro
Thank you. No, you can't you little content peasant get back to streaming
Choo choo, a-raa
Choo choo
Like us
Rage bait donation into a nice donation into a rage bait donation into a nice donation
Into a rage bait donation into a nice donation
I mean are you guys have bipolar bro? Do you guys have bipolar bro? Do you guys have bipolar?
Fuck
Oh my god, bro damn
Now anyway as I was saying chat
I want to know did you goon last night? Did you have sex last night? Are you lonely?
Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a boyfriend or you single?
Have you ever gooned to me a Khalifa? Have you ever gooned to?
An apple have you ever gooned to a banana? I swear to God if this is a rape a donation
Hello Mooder. When you sniff I can hear it from across the country.
Alright.
Hey Mooder just wanna say you're the best streamer.
Just kidding fuck you and your sausage looking nose.
Freeze Frank here.
Please take care of yourself Mooder.
Your health is way more important than two more hours of the stream. Smile.
You know what, Frank? That means so much to me.
Frank, thank you so much for that message.
You know, there have just been so much meanness.
Hey, Luda, hope you slept good last night.
I slept amazing.
PTO for short stream denied you jubonese big-nosed fuck.
Anyway, what I was trying to say was, yeah chat today I want to go, I want to go smithere into the smithereens.
I kind of want to like, interest with the interestings. I kind of want to swim with the penguins today, you know?
So, I don't know. But today's stream is gonna be a good stream.
Reacts.
A little tiny, tiny bit of valor.
Talks to one of you ones. Now, if we're gonna interrupt me, this better be a nice message.
You can okay or could you stream later when you're kinda busy.
Alright.
Also, your nose is poking everyone's eyes watching the stream.
Alright. Alright.
Heh heh heh.
I'll call you back later.
Yeah, Moodi just wanted to say you are really entertaining haha just kidding you big-nose
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Hey, Moodi-I'm sorry for all the mean comments, I love your streams-just kidding, fuck
You ended down so I can throw a celebration party with the chat without you
Hello, Judah. How do you manage such a big nose? Can you kiss people without poking their eye out?
I mean, I just I just I don't understand anymore like I mean, I don't know
Can we like try to be nice roll can we be done here again
I'm being held at gunpoint to watch every stream from start to finish
so please stream for shorter. That way I can actually get a good night's sleep and see my family.
Please mood him begging you. That is just simply not true.
That is just simply not true. Now anyway chat listen.
Now anyway chat just listen to me bro. So what I was trying to say.
Can you get on with the team board already? I am literally going to enter into my monitor.
Grab you from the screen, pull you into my world, and fuck you.
Stop being mean to me, before I lose my fucking mind.
You understand me?
Stop being fucking mean to me, okay?
You understand me?
Stop being fucking mean to me.
Yeah, Muda, I hope you're doing great, but you know what?
I just realized you don't only cheat in R6, you cheat Earl as well cause you can smell more things than we can.
Muda, please don't listen to the haters, fam.
You really are way worse than they're saying in the Jew
Anyway
Getting all what today's stream
Reacts a little bit of Valorant 1v1 talk 1v1ing my toxic viewers
We were supposed to do this today yesterday
But Jinxie 1v1 thus took our pants off and fucked us aimily without lube. So
Yeah, they move to ignore these donations. Hope you are enjoying your day. Thank you. Anyways, go fuck yourself
You big fuck knows like what's the point of that bro? What is the point of that, bro? Hmm? I
Don't understand what the point of that is
Anyway, bro
So reacts Valorant's don't fuck me in 13
All right chat, let's try something in the chat by the way, chat!
Yo Muda, this is proof reader, can you do a CS skin segment already, you're pissing
me the fuck off.
So if you do a CS segment today, I'm a gift you a 100 Walla Iaga.
I don't know what he's taking so long, your nose is distracting me and I'm ready for
the stream to start.
Your mood wins the next double date you shortnosed bastard.
Yo, Judah, when does the stream start?
I don't know.
TEN MINUTES AGO!!!
Okay, now listen...
Neither the only reason I send donations is so you can actually see what I am saying by the way your are.
Choo-choo, ra-ra, choo-choo, ra-ra, choo-choo, ra-ra, choo-choo.
Alright.
Finally, there's no TTSs.
Now, as I was saying,
React, a little bit of Valorant ranked,
One View Wanting My Toxic Viewers,
and doing a community talent show on Discord.
Chad, if you guys have some nice talents, join Discord.
I remember in high school when everyone called you Juno Kiyo,
and I told everyone not to, but I'm glad you're banned on R6.
Wait to start the stream real quick.
Now. I also have some exciting news. I also have some exciting news chat. Listen, I also
have some exciting news chat. When did uh, Jixi announce his uh, Jesus fucking.
Hi Muda, Freeze Frank here again. I want to say thank you for your streams, they've
been entertaining lately just kidding holy shit I can't breathe your nose is
stealing my oxygen BTW your jubonese from jubanum
his nose hit the second tower
Okay, I'll finish the outfit, I'll stop.
I just wanted to ask you that when is the next turn of skill in making us around your planet, Jupiter. I really don't know what a human needs a human's planet looks like.
Let's sword fight with our noses.
Oh my God, can you shut up!
Can you shut up!
I want to talk to my stream!
Stop sending donations!
So what are you doing this-
As I was saying, what I'm going to be doing-
Get your plastic surgeon cheat on their tests in medical school like how you cheat in
every game you play.
By the way you look left, holy shit you got a big nose.
Nearly 20 minutes in is this stream ever gonna start.
Hi there moota, I love your streams.
They are so interesting, and they just make my day just kidding stupid rar.
Juju.
Rar.
Juju.
Now I thought was it
The only reason you lost to Jinxie was because your nose peaked corners before you did
Muda please end stream and go save your country
Anyways, when are you showing us around your home planet, Jupiter?
What are you all gonna do?
Quit screaming and become a military soldier?
Like WHAT?!
Also, can you turn her head sideways so I can see how long her nose really is?
Osama knows laden.
Osama knows laden, yeah.
I need a-
Oh, I can't even say a fucking word.
Are you a bi-diarrhesis? Diarrhesis? S-Dillidiarrhesis? Diarrhesi-
SHUT UP!
Lopa sopa in zero base with the prime that's here once up. Thank y'all so much now
Finally I get to talk as I was saying we need to tell you please just get on with it. Don't mass
You're literally stopping me from talking
Anyway, Chad as I was saying talks recording once the talent show now chat Saturday
with jinksie is hosting a rainbow remember when you got PC checked you
had a Burger King hat on and I have no idea why but it genuinely made me feel
bad for you even though you belong there
what do we do we do we how do we do we want you to shut the fuck up him
trying to sleep
You talk too much big nose.
I'm a streamer. I'm supposed to talk. Now anyway, I swear to god I'm a streamer.
Actually liked when you were not talking.
I thought you were a former Muja hidden warrior. Why can't you save your country?
I am a streamer. I've never shot a gun before bro. The fuck did the shit is?
Lux the prime anyway now chat as I was saying
Saturday and jixie is going to be starting is what we want to his is this 55 turn of any person in the economy
So I'm going to be the rainbow city tournament now also today
The session would be ones react talent show a little bit of valorant. All right, little bit of Roblox now also tomorrow
I'm gonna start my series of playing rainbow six siege every single day until I hit champion
Now you might be thinking, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, you might be getting banned, how the fuck are you doing that, you're permanently banned, how are you gonna do that?
I'm gonna keep making accounts every single day until I keep getting banned and banned and banned and banned until I reach Chip in, and I'm gonna end the stream there.
Just end the stream already, type 1 and chat if he has a big nose.
If I open my eyes and look at chat, and a bunch of ones, you are going to be terminated from my channel, do you understand me?
Can you tell your go-
I'm back in the Moja Hidene.
Which types of explosives do you know to arm?
Hi, big nose June.
Who are you doing?
I hope you have a good day and one more thing.
Did Moses split her chest?
Fuck you and fuck her, said the sloth.
Are nipples.
I don't have-
He pulls the stream and try-
I don't have-
said the sloth, nipples.
What do you mean?
They look normal!
They look normal!
A long nose can be a distinctive feature,
often adding character and uniqueness to a person's face.
It can be prominent or subtle, but in either case,
it draws attention to the center of the face, subtly shifting the balance of facial.
Muda, can you stream later? I'm busy working right now.
So you want me to push my schedule to fit yours?
Yours and yours only? Cause-
Amad Halal was just wondering why in every clip I see a view you are wearing that naggy hoodie.
Can you not afford a washing machine after the cheating scandal?
I have a serious question and I think Chat would agree this would be a good game to play.
But could you please play the mortuary assistant for your next horror segment?
I think it would be good.
Guy's Lebanon will win mood who is hiding two ballistic missiles in his nose.
like a woppa with cheese meal with no tomato. Large size onion ring with zesty sauce. And
a large diet coke with light ice. Thank you. Now guys for real stop being mean. He also
has feelings it's not nice to be mean. Thank you.
You love you moody. Thank you.
I like you big-nosed Jew. Motherf-
AHHHHHHH!!! Shut it off!!!
Freeze Frank here I have a serious question, is the gap between your nipples for certain
types of improvised explosive devices?
If so can you tell me which ones fit there?
Oh my god!
Maybe some homemade C4?
I don't have any!
I don't think you show your old RPG you used back in the Mujahideen it was-
I don't have it!
I'm not a terrorist bro just because I'm a Lebanese Arab does not mean I'm a terrorist.
I am probably the fucking nicest Arab you've ever met bro.
Chill! I've never done anything like that!
Now, now, now, stop!
Stop.
Now.
I am going-
When does stream start?
Break is almost over and wanted to watch some before I go back.
Okay.
Stay in that position and almost ready.
I'm turning to TS off.
I'm turning to TS off, bro.
Last message.
Last message.
Mudo, I love your stream.
You've helped me become more insecure with my own nose, thank you, Joda.
I really enjoyed watching you play with the guys last night.
Hope you do that again.
Also remember it's a great day to have a great day.
Much love, bro.
Alex?
Alex, thank you so much, bro.
I've just led the knees west of the Atlantic Ocean.
I'm Uda Love your streams you fucking Jew fuck off.
I'm not a fucking Jew. I'm a Lebanese fuck off.
That's what I see here. Just want to say you're an amazing streamer.
Thank you.
Just kidding, someone check this cheating fuck for a macabre in his nose.
The distance between eyes and lips is the same as between ear lips and nips. You have a long nose.
I just... I don't understand what to do!
What platform do you stream on?
Twitch! You're on the website right now!
YOU DUMBASS!
ARE YOU RETARDED?!
Yo, Moomba Melvin said you paid Dark's only 30 Rupees
since he gets paid that can he get the beta roll on Discord.
Uh, can we please... Honestly, we should actually do that.
Let me ask Melvin real quick.
Hey Siri, FaceTime Melvin.
I'm glad you are lesbians starting a face-time call to melbourne
No
Who the fuck allowed you to screw me, bro?
Oh wait, are you making sushi?
Are you making sushi right now?
You cheeks so hard that they will hear your screams in australia
WHAAAAAT?
Now anyway, while I was trying to sit
Love you so much, Moodie, you're a shawty
Can we, can we give, can we give DUNKS the BETA role on Discord?
Give me, give me one of one BETA roles
But what, what color is it gonna be?
Brown
What's this?
Brown
Why that, why, what do you mean by brown?
All right, now, anyway, now, let's get on with the segments.
All right, now, chat, let's go.
I'm pausing TTSs, no more TTSs, don't get scammed, I'm literally telling you, they are off.
Enough of today, they are off.
If you send it to TS off, they're not going to go off.
Zigger with the Prime.
Jesus Christ.
Why is your name that, bro?
Why is your name that?
I
Stitch with the six months. I love you so much. God bless you months dumb ass with the prime. I love you so much. God bless you Jesus
now anyway, um
Now
Let's get on with today's stream
All right moonsters. Let's open up up
Hello. Hello.
Shut up.
Hello.
Yo, Mura.
Yo, Mura.
Lordy Benjamin Netanyahu.
Oh, God.
Mura.
Why does skibbity look like that?
First picture, negative can't tell tilts, big nose Jewish.
So chat this is me, right?
No editing, no nothing.
This is literally just me, okay?
Now let's see what a second picture is.
I'm not going to lie, wow, wow, wow, wow, alright anyway, um, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem,
Come on guys, let's get back to it.
Oh my god, just so funny.
Oh my god, her ass is so fat.
Oh my god, I think I'm gonna get caught looking at her ass.
Oh my God, I think I'm going to get caught looking at her ass.
Nose plastic surgery near me.
Chad, does it look like I need to have plastic surgery near me?
Does it look like I need any type of plastic surgery on my nose?
Does it look like I need to do nose, plastic surgery, rhinoplastyry on my nose?
Does it look anything like that?
No, I have a normal nose.
Can y'all shut the fuck up, bro?
My nose is normal, bro.
Stop.
Well, I better be able to have sex in GTA 6, you understand me?
Like, I better be able to take her pants off and do back shots if I want to.
Like, I literally, I better be able to really go into VR in GTA 6, like, sort out online.
Zero.
Take your pants off, and then literally proceed to have back shots if I want to.
I better be able to do literally anything and you say sex bro.
Alright, 10 years! 10 years!
I better be able to have sex in my car, I better be able to have sex in my house, I better be able to have sex wherever I want to and you say sex, I don't care, literally anywhere.
If I want to go skinny dipping, I should be able to do that. I should be able to go have skinny dipping.
I mean, I don't say anything that's wrong with that though.
Next stop, Turkey.
Yeah, I don't have a bald spot, but that's probably edited, bro.
And what type of hair type do you have?
Um, well, it's like...
It's like wavy-ish, so it may be straight, but it's like brown.
Hop on the Turkish hairline, little guppy.
up on the Turkish hairline's little guppy.
Oh.
Just give me one second.
Okay.
Can I have your discord?
Can I have your discord?
May I have your discord?
Can I have your discord? Give me your discord. May I have your discord?
All right, I'm gonna ask one more question, right?
So I can't say the word or Roblox is gonna ban me, but I'm gonna go ahead and ask one more question, right?
Can I have your DC?
Uh, yeah you can.
Oh my god.
NOOOOOO!
My hate roblox.
I love you hate roblox.
I literally hate roblox.
Finally, the flag of jubinon.
Like, okay, what is this, bro?
Like what?
What is this, bro?
Like, what are you guys doing to my flag, bro?
What are you guys doing to my flag?
Muda, please stop skipping, brother.
I've been working on it for months.
Over 5,000 lines of codes.
solo testing. It is entertaining to watch and play stop skipping.
Beta, Muda vs Chat.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's play this game.
I
guys chill chill guys chill guys chill chill
yo how do we start this game how do we play this game
Muda come here.
Muda's twin.
What is this?
What am I looking at?
Bar at Cuck chair and it's looking at Jinxie and Sakura.
What is this?
What is this?
I'm not cheating I'm not cheating I
Don't go by Rory anymore, bro. I go by Muda. I don't I bro. I don't have cheese
I don't have cheats shut up
I'm not a cheater shut up
I don't have a DML my nose I don't I don't like those sands that literally makes no sense
I don't have cheats, but I don't have cheats
See cuck chair, and I have to just watch
I'm not I'm not Jewish bro. I'm not Jewish. I'm not Jewish. I'm Lebanese
Yo, my name is your Rory! Shut up!
I'm not shitting.
Oh my god, I just love being a cuck.
Yo, so where do I go?
They gave me a 10-10 ticket, just to pitch ass up.
Making me into a cock?
Why are you making me into a cock, bro?
I'm on a cock!
What is this?
What is this?
How do I...
What is this game?
What is this?
So I'm shooting boogers for my nose isn't that big to shoot boogers
What is this get away from me get away from me
But what is this game you guys aren't even doing damage to me
You guys you guys can't even do damage to me you guys suck
What?
What?
What?
What the hell?
Oh my god, he's just all done.
What am I shooting out, chat?
Am I shooting out boogers?
What is this?
You will get Wind Trading Ability soon.
Stay tuned.
What is a Wind Trading Ability?
like what the fuck
I mean Jack, can they even hurt me?
Alright, guns don't even work.
What am I playing right now?
Win trade incoming 10 seconds. What does that mean?
What?
games definitely the pram in the making that games in the making bro
first person to win my dick
Bitter
A bro, Dorks, you need bitter bro. I'm sorry bro
I'm sorry, bro, you have to be bitter emo, bro, three minute autism test. Obviously,
I don't have autism, bro. Obviously, I don't have autism. I'm good at spotting Pat. I agree.
I agree. I find it challenging to understand the unspoken rules of social interaction. Disagree.
People often tell me I'm being rude, but I'm not trying to be. Yeah, I'm sure.
I have one of the two special interests that can all feel consuming.
I am very sensitive to physical sensations such as how my clothes feel on my body.
Yes, I agree.
Eye contact can be uncomfortable for me.
No, I disagree.
I am good at small talk or routine chit chat, yes.
People tell me I am too literal, yes.
During conversations, I'm often unsure of when it's my turn to talk.
Yes.
Repetitive movements like pacing or flexing my fingers comfortably when I'm stressed.
Yes.
When my routine is disrupted, yes.
I feel like collecting track or specific types of information, for example, train, schedule
or something like this, mmm, disagree.
I mimic others' behavior to appear normal, I agree.
It's easy for me to understand what others are thinking even if they don't say it.
I agree.
I can talk about my interests, I agree.
I often miss when people say one thing, but mean something else.
This would be certain sounds that don't seem to bother other people are very upset to me. Yes.
I find it challenging to be in the conversation with two or more people.
No, no, no, no.
Imagining something that's not real.
No.
Bar.
What do you mean?
Um, what?
Sub-signs of autism.
What the fuck?
Chad, I'm not autistic, bro.
I can't go back.
Bro, I mean, I don't even know.
Please, vote the PC checkers.
Can y'all 100% clear me?
Yeah, okay.
Pass.
So we can say that Uda has not been cheating.
Yeah, for the last three months Uda has not been cheating.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
If I was a girl, I would go into this.
Muda, if you haven't played Last Of Us Already, play it.
I have, bro.
Chat, I did a Last Of Us Marathon on this game.
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
Brrrrr.
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n.
Beeeen.
Oh.
About a year and a half ago?
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
I don't know what to do with him.
I told y'all listen!
Muda stop ignoring the game you scammer promise to play it the game takes only 10 minutes
I already played it bro that the guns don't even work
Times three times
Yeah, but they all
By the way, could someone tell me in this chat
Someone tell me in this chat why I beat Jinxie 3 times and not once that I ever shit-talked
or did anything the second Jinxie beats me.
Not only do his viewers come into my stream and nut all over me and jerk off and drag their
cocks on my big nose, but Jinxie whips out a cigar and reminisces a Sasuke quote.
And then leaves the call and doesn't even say goodbye.
When I beat Jinx again, and I will, he is not going to hear it from me.
He is.
I am going to talk so much shit he might shoot me in the face in GTA.
I mean guys, there is literally an emo in this chat that shows you guys how big my cock is.
I think there's literally an emo in this chat that shows you guys how big my cock is.
Literally a mess on my arm.
I'm not gonna.
Wait, what? Bro got bitched by Jinny in 2026 and got bitched and vowed in 2022?
Chad, back in the day I was so toxic. I mean, I still am toxic, but we're back in the day I was so toxic, I'm not gonna lie.
What is this?
Bro, to be honest, Bikini wanted to prove that I'm cheating so bad in today's era, that he dunked up in the dog's...
Am I retarded? Why am I suddenly so much in this?
Like my full email, like five years ago, said that he has my phone number and passwords.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Jack, can we set up a boxing match between me and Bikini?
Can we?
The sun is like that five?
We're getting up tomorrow at 8am.
Yeah, right.
8am
we're getting
the sun is at 5
we're getting up tomorrow at 8am
we're getting
bro
I mean like this is why I'm never
joining another discord call
while I'm on stream or after I do a horror game
like I don't know why
I don't know why in the world
I would think it's a good idea
to stay in my mods fucking channel
on discord while I'm playing a horror
horror game literally one of the worst like how to say girl in Japanese
how to say hungry in Japanese
ita kimasu Bismillah what is this like like I don't understand bro I actually
Don't understand what I'm looking at right now
Like I literally can't tell you guys what the fuck I my eyes are laying on right now
Yeah, when I was fucking a kid
When I was a kid, bro, when I was a kid, bro, oh my god
Muda, I didn't know this was your favorite games on Roblox. This is literally edited, bro.
This is literally edited, bro. I don't know what to tell y'all. This is literally edited, though.
Alright? I don't know what to tell y'all.
Literally edited, though.
Wut?
Hey, Time!
Oh, what is the cheater?!
Hey, It's your dad thatθ medrawin'
Ohh sure.
He's a good boy! He's a good boy.
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! What?!
Bar! Bar!
How did i get this?
How do i get this? x4
That was perfect! You did such a good job!
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!
LADY! seeze cheatier!
Oh my gosh bro.
He's shitty in-game, which is the worst shitty you ever do.
I'm done.
Oh wait, what's the sh-
VAS!
VAS!
VAS!
oh my god jack mafia with the 47 viewers raid oh my god bro jack mafia with
50 47 viewer raid bro. Hey bro chat if you came from Jack mafia's twitch
Type me in the chat
Batch! What the hell do you want now?
I mean the thing is bro, I don't know why they like I don't know. Oh my god
I was 15 that was not real they put my face cam on a fucking hat
That was not me bro. That was not me. That was not me, bro. That was not me
That's not real what are you guys saying like what bro? Oh my okay?
Okay, this is gonna piss me off because this is actually gonna piss me off like what the fuck even is this
like no no no no no no no no no no no no like this is actually gonna make me mad
though like this is actually gonna make me mad like what the fuck even is this
bro what is this I'm surprised you can't fly with those ears
tell my ears big or my ears big just be honest though
A Florida college student is now facing up to 15 years in prison over a WhatsApp joke
about Benjamin Netanyahu, and that is exactly why this story has people so disturbed.
The message I got her arrested reportedly said, Netanyahu, if you can hear me, drop
some bonbons for us capstone students in Ocean Bank Convention Center.
To most people, that reads like messy internet humor, not a real threat, but the case still
moves forward.
The student is 23 years old, was arrested, and hit with felony charges.
At the hearing, the judge said an objective person would not see it as a joke and found
enough for probable cause.
Her bond was set at $5,000.
What makes this even more unsettling is that people are now wondering how a private WhatsApp
chat even turned into something authorities could use like this.
That alone is creeping a lot of people out.
On top of that critic, see this as a direct-
Is this real? There's no fucking way.
What?
Darmess.
Whoa. Who is this- Well, who is Netanyahu, bro?
These guys like King Chung- Okay.
I'm gonna watch what I say.
I'm gonna watch what I say.
If your hand is cut off, a bionic arm-
This game looks like the Ouro. What is this game? This game looks like the Ouro. Wait, is Sekiro a good game?
No, I've never played this game before.
So guys I should cheat it in like 17 different games guys, I should cheat it and yeah guys sorry bro
All my mama though I didn't cheat though but sorry guys sorry, yeah I'm sorry guys I'm sorry
I said all my mama never cheated on stream
And on Bible I would never cheat, sorry guys sorry guys sorry
Alright so they never cheated on stream
Here's the big difference
Torpen Springs where Jinxie describes verse what it is.
Alright, bro. Like, god, I don't know.
What even is Eugene? I've never heard of Eugene before. What the fuck is Eugene?
Play this? Oh, bro, I've played until dawn. Such a good game. Such a good game, bro.
I've played until dawn. I actually like such a good game. Until dawn...
I
Chat what hey Siri FaceTime Drake starting a FaceTime call to Drake
Cura music
I
Tell you guys that when I slipped there was water on the floor. I don't know which I I don't know what to tell you
But there was literally water on the floor. I don't know what to tell you
I
Was in grade eight bro come on
Browse an eighth grade, bro. I was an eighth grade, bro. I
Was in it. I was an eighth grade, bro. What are y'all talking about? I was an eighth grade lesbian mother of five
Millies I keep me a nap, I create it if you make me a nap
You try to diss me and ain't no fox, you call me Chastity baby
This is bad, I'm a bad guy, I said the oh oh oh oh
I'm just hating, can't need that, cause you made it like the oh oh oh oh
I'm off the way, I got...
I fucking hate you guys, and I actually hate y'all, bro.
Like, ah, I should get y'all, bro.
Okay.
It's fine, they'll do something that TP's us in a second anyway, it's useless.
What is this?
Look, I'm playing like Muda.
Wait, I'm cheating.
We're cheating!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No funny footage!
Teleport to player, I can teleport to you!
No!
We have cheat engine!
Wait, can we support?
Oh my god, can we support?
Playing like Muda.
He said playing like Muda.
Something there.
No!
I pressed the wrong button!
No!
K.D.
We had hacks.
I didn't see the menu.
Oh my god, I didn't see the cheat menu.
When you're-
Apologizing to streamers I've gooned to.
I had sex with my sister-
I actually hate you guys
I actually hate y'all, there was a person that subbed with that fucking thing
What's the matter, it's Trang
Nothing left to lose
Well, would you look at that
Will you join me, Starveen Wolf
That day I pulled you from the battle field, I had no idea what you'd become.
But how crazy is this game, like the editors are actually giving me goosebumps, is this game actually that good?
You can play it, just please don't cheat on it.
This game is harder than Elden Ring.
I'm not playing it then, I'm not playing it, I'm not playing it.
you
you
you
you
you
AHHHHH
Oh that's a shit delay
AHHHH
everyone to rate their own looks on a scale of 10. Can't pick seven your answer.
I rate myself a 10 but most guys would rate me like between a seven or a nine.
What would you guys rate this girl right here? I'm gonna get some water, chat,
rate your own scale all the time.
I'm gonna rate her a 10 tons
What are we gonna kill you in GTA?
What are we gonna do that you're gonna get banned in GTA?
Yo, if someone tries to make a Pornhub password, one more- if someone tries to reset my Pornhub
account one more time, I'm gonna find out who you are and fucking terminate you, bro.
From GTA.
Alright?
Kendrick Lamar, fireman, album, May 15th.
I'm just trying to cut sponges. And they will not.
What the fuck? It's magic. Like, please, please.
Why is it doing that? Actually, why is it doing that?
I
Just like insane though
Hold on a second chat. No, no, no stop stop stop. I don't want to go this far, but that's cheating
Bro, that's cheating. We're not gonna do that. Okay, but I'm gonna do that, but please work with us until the nether, bro
Please work with us until the nether, bro
Let us handshake on this only nice events you see upgrade you upgrade you see start a kid you start again
You see case you okay, sir
You see mood a cheat you mood a cheated, please. Okay. Okay. So mine are all saying deal
Guess on you on you
They like mood I'm coming firm is that coming. Yeah, I mean in the second for good
How does teleport work? I don't play like mooder
past events play like Muda they literally have me in the game it's called
play like Muda what the fuck is that doing akinator for you on for you on
question 20 I see this is your character known to slam their desk I
literally never slam my desk no what's from for average from four viewers in
In 2021 and now it's seven eight thousand average year hemuda chat to be honest
I don't really look at viewers chat because you don't know why bro listen man
The reason why is because I don't run ads chat
I don't care if I have one viewer or ten thousand viewers or fifty thousand viewers bro chat
I'm gonna be honest bro. I run zero ads
So I do this for free because I really love y'all bro, and I really like y'all
You're so corny, bro. You're actually so corny. You're so corny. You're so corny.
Hey, Siri, FaceTime, Melvin. Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin. Why is Melvin's name?
Why is Melvin's name on Discord lurken?
Yo, can I know why your name on Discord is fucking lurken?
Because that's my cousin's name when we used to play around with 60's back in the day.
All right, listen bro just hop on hop on some roblox
Fucking up fucking up friend. I got man on the vine event
All right, bro
Is he gonna undefeated bro?
Come on lurkin lock in bro.
I was washing my hands.
Alright are you ready?
By the way chat tomorrow I'm starting a series on Rainbow Six Siege trying to hit
champion before getting my account banned
and we play Rainbow Six Teach every day until i get champion and if they ban me i go again
and if they ban me i go again
and if they ban me i go again and again and again and again and again until i get champion
no cheats chat no cheats no cheats
fully legit bro chat cheney was ten years ago bro not anymore
alright hurry up bro let's go come on
Yo, maybe join it so I can join you.
Maybe join it so I can join you, if I get the best, okay?
Join this, please.
Be not f**ked.
Chat, the reason why bro is just I don't think they're gonna unbend me chat, if I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I hope they do, but...
I mean, after you said that, they're definitely not gonna unbend you, you stupid.
Are you stupid?
Join.
I don't even have an exit, you fucking dumb
Are you fucking dumb?
Oh fuck my god!
You're doing so like that
I'm doing it, I'm doing it
You're just fucking dark, so it's a good time
I don't even remember
Joys!
I did!
Alright, if you beat me I'll give you ten thousand dollars
How do I change characters?
Uh, top left
There's a question mark with a face on it
Oh fuck
I picked some random ass guy, I don't know.
Do you hear the waterfall?
Yeah, I hear it.
What the fuck, why is it so loud?
Okay, whoa, you've been training, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh my god, Muffin!
Oh my god, Muffin.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I'm training, I'm training, I'm training, I'm training, I'm training, I'm training, I'm training.
What I did.
You can't run!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Are you in a different character now?
like walla mash he liked
why you in a different character now i dont understand
aww i mean i don't know bro you're just fucking ass i don't tell you like you're
You're literally getting your ass beat as a 23 year old man in Roblox.
You know how shit you have to be to lose a game and fucking Roblox?
You dead ass?
Hurry up bro, lock in.
Nice.
What?
Are you open right now or what's happening?
Oh my god bro.
It's all good bro.
Maybe in another life you're going to be able to beat me bro.
You started good but you just couldn't finish it all good.
I don't know how to block this.
GG.
Like I can't even do shit bro.
It's all good bro.
Maybe in another life bro.
I will give you up for a role loss.
It's the fucking Jewish fucking abilities.
Maybe in another life, bro. Maybe in another life, bro.
Maybe, maybe in another life.
Fucking Jewish, fucking Jewish.
I'm not Jewish.
You are Jewish, bro.
I'm not Jewish, bro. I'm not Jewish, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna hop on Valorant, bro. Listen, man.
It was really nice talking to you, bro.
And maybe in another life, you could be...
Yo, pack up the MAs, bro.
I don't have the MAs, bro.
What is this guy talking about, Chad?
from Valorant and to put some Valorant chat.
Little, little, little, little play with your Polish girlfriend,
Bo-Chat, is it bad that I like,
Bo, I don't know how to tell you guys this, bro,
but like genuinely from the bottom of my heart, bro.
How do I say this?
Chat, drop a six in the chat if you're horny.
Hmm
Chat should we play a little bit of Valorant yay or nay
No, what bro, that's really good about chat. I'm gonna start my rainbow six series
I'm already hard writing, bro.
Like, I'm hard of hearing, man.
What is he gonna do with it?
Guys, today's streaming is absolutely...
It's not a copper to copper stream.
Yo, Scott.
Like, well, the thing is...
How do I say this, bro?
Chad, did you guys think I really got...
Do y'all really think I got fucked by Jixi Esche?
Match found.
I know, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
and uh, he did bro, he did fuck me bro, but watch out we'll get him back bro, we'll
get him back, we'll get him back bro, we'll get him back.
No one's gonna give you what you're not gonna lie you're into three fires like three to four times
I know watch me you got me good bro. What could I say?
Got three. Yeah, what do you guys think is a harder game Valorant or rainbow succeed?
of
death
of
death
of
death
I can go pro and easily by the way you are not going pro in that game, bro. I don't tell you
You are not going pro in that game bro, I don't tell you
Chad, do I still got it? Yes or no?
uh-huh
Me king oneeva
It's too slow.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
three
three
three
three
three
got three ten kills remaining
four
what
Um, Jax is playing choose and hit you.
Yeah, bro, I played that game like three days ago, four days ago, like maybe a week
ago.
Yeah, bro.
Uh, that game is literally AIDS, bro.
He's gonna want to like literally break everything, bro.
What?
Did I just lose my fucking game, bro?
Are you serious?
I mean, bro, we're lowkey warmed up, bro.
We're lowkey warmed up, chat.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
Any advice in aiming and valorant seems like my crosshair is on them, but never connects.
ummm
Bro you just gotta keep playing bro. It's kind of hard to explain. You just gotta keep playing
You gotta just keep playing bro. That's literally it. You just gotta keep playing bro
Get DMA like Muda get cheats from chaos
You didn't play R6 for a week straight, that's why you lost to Jinxie.
I agree bro, I agree bro.
I, I agree bro, I agree.
I'm gonna cope and say that bro.
Bro, it's like, I don't know.
Fuck man.
The thing is bro is I actually wanna be able to play Siege again.
They just...
Move on gang. I know it's just so fucked, bro
Like fuck yeah, like fuck
It's just it's fucked bro. It's legitimately like looking at the game, bro
I'm just running into reading. Reading hit off a fucking new red bull.
I thought I haven't seen many of them.
Chat, what's the worst that could happen if I just keep playing the game, bro?
I already did a PC check. Chat, what's the worst that could happen if I just keep making new accounts?
I've seen them do it before
Did they get back to you Mudo?
I've seen Gideon do this before
Did they respond to you yet or this would be insane?
Bro I want to see Blake and Aiden at the meeting
No, okay so it's not like a no yet
Right? There's not a no yet
It's just a lack of response
I mean like, did they say no?
Spiking?
Pretty power.
Spiked down B.
Get off full cam.
well what's that I'm not playing I'm not playing I'm literally I'm not playing
yet I'm just submitting a ticket I'm submitting a ticket check give me one
one second
wow
it doesn't even go off
it's just um
it's okay guys, it's okay
oh no bro
what was his name
I don't know bro, I'll just do it off stream whatever
I can't take it. Yeah, whatever. We're so good boy.
Hey, they got the whole squad there. Go be every round. Go be.
No cheats gameplay
There was like ten there bro what do y'all want me to do was like ten there
This game is low-key boring to play my crazy not really not bro
I'm going to have like people to play with
like the reason why this game is just like I'm gonna lock in the thing is
I played this game for so long chat that I literally autopilot when I play it because I played this game for so long
And also there's like a meta going on right now where there's like a one-shot weapon bro
They just gotta fix the game up a little bit and the game would be really really good again
When's the cucumber or dildo challenge what
one
beyond sight
they're both there right
one enemy remaining
Oh, it's fun, it's fun.
I mean, it's just textbook, bro.
It's just textbook.
That's crazy, bro.
What the fuck?
It's just textbook.
If they remove all the ADHD abilities, this game would be easier.
Why are you guys saying sus?
It was a regular headshot, bro.
The thing is, they just got to remove me on chat.
they can remove neon the game but neon and nerf shotguns the game will be good
again I feel like in every first-person shooter bro you should prioritize
shooting bro not abilities like in rainbow six siege I don't care how many
abilities you have still 90% like fucking shooting and like map sense and
game sounds
120 on chamber B
hi there no?
no
one more amen, one more amen
yeah we have a, we have a
there's two towards B
chamber job
yeah he just picked one amen
last player standing
spike down attacker spawn
oh
Not like this
Yeah, there's one guy a man and there's two guys a man on our side he gets to fight on a man. No
It's a two versus one
Two versus one. It's okay
No, no, see just yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, just keep swinging me there
No, no, no, no siege is like again see it's like 80% gunfight, bro
and then 20% like like I don't know but in this game it's a lot of like it's a
lot of abilities bro and that's why I know I know recently back in the day
before they added so much
like look at that yeah that's what I'm saying chat it used to be this game used to be a
lot more aim now it's a lot more abilities wise what do you guys rather prefer to gain
Bro like more abilities than aim or more aim than abilities
Like that's why CS is like CS is like 90% mechanical
Oh, look.
Okay, I'll pick any of these.
Last player standing.
He is in the tower.
Hmm.
Muda, upload your videos to Prime Video, not everyone can afford YouTube.
What the fuck does that mean, what?
Yeah, they lock FLV. I don't know why, but they lock FLV in this game as well.
the
sense
once repressed
kill him, kill him, die, die, die, die, die
two games, then fire, glitz, no complications
can we go on?
And
You guess walking
You want to play let's play where you find out where he is
Probably not because they have two a let's go a let's go a let's go a let's go a let's go a let's go a come here come here come here
Come here come here
Go all the way to heavy dash
One time he's down
Solo a with Fong
and I'm watching
Fight down A
Last Player standing
Oh, that's fine, bro.
So they fucked me from behind and in front left three ops, that's three ops that round
They had three three ops and neon alts and
And a Odin
VAS!
3 ops and neon alts and a odin?
Jobs is...
That's...
My enemy is necessary.
I'm gonna get a do more.
Okay, that sounds weird.
Go ahead, you block geek.
Running down this, running down this over.
No, that's like a dish.
I'm a cat.
I have this by my hand.
No charges left.
I didn't group up.
Just go ahead, just go ahead.
Just go up and go ahead.
Blocking site.
It is on ropes.
bro, he drops in
hold me since you're one
stands for sure
reloading
hold these angles and i'll point R6
enemy spotted
and stand with these guys
I mean like why why what are we do f6 bro like why
You guys even the day forced you guys to a fight. How'd you guys die and say what happened?
Did you guys just take ego fights for a reason or did they let you tell you guys it's a
No, no ego. No God
It's all good guys
Nobody wants to win anymore
Keep guys stop on our sex
There's a way
I
So they have bomb now
Click with the tier one gift I love you God bless you
Shout out using the winning 60 he
They both beat both beat both beat
They are drawn to my spawn if we were saying
Like what do I do bro?
last round in the house I should not be able to play this game one one or two
games a week and somehow still outfiring like how was my rain of three and nine
should have aimed for the head I should have aimed for the head say well
Lahi bro say well on you
say well on you bro say well on this run
no gun
it's like I killed B and they're still smoking drop
I got some spikes.
Morton's in.
I'm just dropping.
Drop trade, this guy's one.
Yeah, I got three.
He's mad, he's fucking, fucking B.
Fuck B, fuck B.
They're not planning for you.
I got two.
Y'all like that shot, sir?
The last player stands.
Switching sides.
As much as this world hurt me, it's mine, and I will kill it to defend it.
It's mine, I will kill you to defend it.
Before I amen.
Chat the thing is bro.
Is it good to have a,
actuation point on like 0.3 on your keyboard chat
No, is it good chat to have winning keyboard on 0.3?
My shit's on like one bro
My actuation is 0.4 chat my shit's on one is one bad 60 tail
No, no, like like one like literally one dot zero
I don't know
Is there... who's our radar?
I don't know
No bro, if I'm gonna be honest, no bro. I wasn't using any of the benefits of my wounding
I just bought the wounding because it's like it just sounded nice
So I'm using 0.3 right now. I just switched to 0.3
Also chat, y'all know what the super strike, like the logitech mouse, the super strike
is that mouse good to use.
Yeah, I have rapid trigger on, I have rapid trigger on.
fuck bro this is just shameless chat just shameless bro
I don't know what to do with it.
Spike down A.
Reloading.
Get him.
Oh my god, he's dead, too
Bombs down you know, it's where you are
Stop
Did you ask our six if we can make if you could let you make another account? I did bro and
That I didn't get a response back. I'm gonna message them again you today
but um
what is manners anymore bro if they don't let me back on bro I can get a
buy though I'm not gonna lie bro like I think you're gonna buy me I think I'm
just gonna start like all I want to do is just like play the game and get
champ bro that's it just to continue the series bro and that's it all I
want bro
is it bad to say that people if they already said no bro like then what can
even do just a drone they already said no it's the word I'm already at the worst
first fucking
outcome though, no?
well, I feel like bands should reset every five
five years, bro, like, I don't know
every five or ten years
You should like not get unbanned, but they should allow you to play the game again, bro
He's got one enemy remaining
I didn't see him. He wasn't there.
You need the medicine yourself!
No, no, no. Like, unpermanently banned.
Like, you should get unpermanently banned from the game.
Like, bro, I don't care about my account.
My account is I don't care about that, but I just want to be able to play the game again.
That's all.
That's all, bro.
can we fight for a minute?
don't cheat then, well then bro, that was like
I was fucking 15 bro
but yeah, I understand
yeah, be me
I don't know if I can get it
smoke our gate?
no smoke, I'll have one
I have to destroy it.
Get inside.
How did you do that?
Tell.
Fuck! Like I never left!
Not the bomb again, Redo.
One enemy remaining.
Go ahead.
Scoundrel, go on.
It's under, he's going.
It's going okay, go okay.
Come on, get off of him.
Chat, how long do you think it'll take though for every account to get banned though?
I have a question, like that's just my question.
Chat, how long do you guys think it would take for every account to get banned?
Wide question though.
Why, like hypothetically, hypothetically, hypothetically.
Hypothetically.
The Squidward game by me?
Like hypothetically, Chat, hypothetically.
The Squidward.
This is only one way to find out.
Hey, let's play.
I didn't see anyone.
I want to know what that guy's name was, but I'm pretty sure it was KG Harper or some
shit.
I'm going to go in this round.
Be honest, do you even try in Valorant anymore?
Not really.
I just put this game because it's like, it's not a bad game, it's the more of a good
addiction though.
It's hard to try in this game bro, I've been playing for five years.
It's hard.
I'm gonna go back
Kind of broke
Let's fly
your support piece has been submitted
I lied to you man
Yeah, I just I just opened up another support. We'll see what they say bro, but
I'm down one enemy remaining spike down
You be soft staff here. You don't deserve to get on band
I'm a 20-20 cheater too.
If you get unbanned, I should too.
Don't even be made again
It's not behind from down coming inside
When I speak the other way I planted our two tower
Well, are you see how does he do that?
one more tower
one more tower and arcade
arcade arcade
what
what
hmm
killing them is easier than over
you're crazy
what
I'm just going to play B, so you're going to be...
I'm just trying to missile them off the ground or something.
Focus now, please off me.
It's quiet.
I'm in the hall, brother.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What's this?
Not there, not there.
What do you mean?
Terrific.
Oh, elaborate fake, bro.
Here.
You all felt with that?
Oh no, did you ever wrap your arms here?
No bro, it's dravid grey, it's a really nice color.
I just, I do want to wrap it, I just don't know what I would wrap it to bro.
It's honestly such a solid color.
You can tune it too.
No bro, it's already fast bro.
Hey, messa light man.
Come here, come here
Careful, there's a chamberlake
There's already one serious guy
I'm going to die, I'm going to die
match point let's end this you put on bags isn't it Britney what's going on
Britney what would that I don't know bro like are you just gonna ride spark I
mean bro do you know fast that car is like it's actually already fast like
I think I almost killed myself like four times my car if I astute it I don't
even know what's gonna happen wait what do you have it done right now just
10
Just uh, no, well just 10
CSL, Grail, Full Titanium, Bobtronic
Get out of my way!
Flarehead!
Stunned ground!
Enemy spawn at B
Listen to this!
One HPJ! One HPJ!
I'm all clear
Power
It's in his bog
What happened?
Oh, thank you
66 and neon.
Like, can anybody in what fucking world does he hit that shot?
And what fucking world does he hit that shot?
Can anybody tell me how to hit that shot?
Like, anybody?
And what world do you miss?
I mean the world that he fucking grabs his cock and hits me with their insta
Reloading.
I'm flipping.
Wait no, I'm just going this way.
Reloading.
Boy, I don't think I've gotten nine hours of sleep in a while since last night chat.
Why do I put my dash right around here?
Infect!
You're insane!
Maybe so it's a way.
One ups.
Fucking fuck!
Don't jump, don't jump, fuck that shit, pause!
Hold ship, go back to me, hold ship, go back to me, hold ship, go back to me!
Hey, no I'm in, Jim.
Docks are killed.
Come back to me, just go me, just go me, just go me, just go me, just go me.
no space anyway we don't need to we don't need to know it's a 5v3 no you're just walking on me bro
there's two a two a yeah it's on site it's run it's run be your one be max
again or no smoke him along
He's fighting you for sure.
No, he's not.
He's fighting you for sure.
No, he's not.
Oh my god
I do does not play like this
Guys name is old block his name is literally old block. Oh my god is old block in his fucking title, bro. What the fuck?
Are you serious are dead one me on
Bar
I just wasted
No charge is left I planted
I mean did I play bad no no I did not play bad did I
play good no no I didn't play good but
did I play bad fuck no did I still lose
yes yes I did fuck this fucking game
bro fuck this game every time but it's a
large fucking news I don't understand
how well I he will law he will law he
don't understand well law here I don't
understand bro I'm gonna play one more
game bro one more game one more game
Let's see how it does bro one more game and we'll see how it does
Hop on siege. I can't I'm bad
I can't fucking bad
Not banned again. I'm just I'm permanently banned because I cheated back in 2020 and I
was like fucking literally 15 years old. So what do I have to do to like get that? How
do I get banned? You don't have to do that. I should like craft a time travel. Go back
in time and fucking tell myself not to ever download a sheet. Then we'll be good, bro.
They have no idea how hard they say a number match up. Just play R6 off stream with a new
account. Fuck off stream, bro. Why would I ever play off stream? I like playing on stream
because it's fun.
Oh my god.
Another scythe on the brink of destruction.
At least we're consistent.
I feel like we should remake, I feel like...
Enemy is...
...chung.
And he has chung.
Shaking the boots?
Does it chung?
I'll die!
He's gonna go down so close, I was behind him.
Re-molding.
We don't remade it.
We win.
I'm going straight.
I think one was sight, Mega.
Enemy at the feather spawn.
One enemy remains.
I'll pop some ramps. Just go bigop.
I'm back.
Is that K-Cat?
They're neon strong, bro. We have to remove them.
CT, CT.
Yo.
No, we actually, oh my god, we lost.
Why are you guys clip farming?
Are you using a voice changer?
You know what?
It was just, yeah.
Okay.
No, bro, I promise it's not KK, it's not KK, it's not Killery.
of sleep by the way. 9 hours. 9! 9!
side right corner neon nice what the ball we got we got we got we got what's
your sense 0.3 0.3 chat okay I get your
Oh
What does CTE mean?
Broke they're broke
We had like
Play on 0.4. Good meter
Yes, good
But have a buck here wish McCall a judge. Hey dog
nice should be some more it should be one shot is there any trucking in Valorant
seven heaven right i have a heaven heaven
there's just like everyone else
Yeah, like I don't know bro.
Well, Kiko, I think you buy Vandu, okay?
Less than most, but the artist here is, yeah.
There's just a question, I don't know.
I used to play chat, the thing is when you play fast sense, I feel like it's way better
than slow sense i'm gonna keep it a buck which i'll ask my god
one elbow one elbow
there's two sides there's two sides or not
neon seven
need more juice brother
one one
Let's look in deep
What's on site?
We're just gonna say just fuck the guy site fuck the guy site. Yeah, it should
that wall go up so fast how does that wall go down so fast what the fuck
wait a minute you have no delay right yeah bro always
I'm out of here!
How do we tell him?
Thank you.
I need a truck.
Buyer Phoenix, now.
I'm out of here!
I'm out of here!
I need a truck.
Buyer Phoenix, now.
I'm out of here!
I need a truck.
My boy.
Cheers!
You got me an adventure in here.
Smoking me out of there.
Dogging me, dogging me, dogging me, dogging me.
One's best, one's best.
Oh brother.
He's just neon, bro.
Nion's guy here is Santa Claus.
Three towards B.
There's three here, there's three here, there's three here, there's three here, just go ahead.
go through the tunnel, go through here
poppoles, have poppoles
no no, it's about to be null
do you want me to get the site one?
do you want me to get the site one?
yeah yeah, do it, do it, do it
all of it, all of it
pop it, pop it, pop it
where is that, how many go?
genix water
i have one smoke or other, but it's going to disappear
genix, where are you going?
let's go site, let's go site
yo, you're here too mate
i don't want to get you
we're scrimmed, look behind you!
oh!
your bed your bed I'm so confused because you're spamming you said you're
actually brain done let's actually fuck I'm sorry I don't know how you're on my
team
it's gonna finish the screaming at you that he's behind you and you're looking
around I don't know why you spam through in the game
Go be look
No, I mean this game is Josh
When you play Rainbow Six Siege
You never have to worry about this shit like all my life rainbows I better be in this game
Like I don't know bro like everywhere I go is a big green cloud of Viper like I don't know bro
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
I'd rather play CS go or
overwatch or
Rainbow Six Siege I can't with this game anymore this game needs about maybe five more years of tweaking and then the game would be better
Five more years
Five more years of updating and valor will be a good game five more years. We could try it will send neon all things all my old
So many people are here
Yeah
My last game for a bit. He's my last game last game, and then
What games are you enjoying the most I mean I'm kind of like a
um games I've enjoyed most uh cs the variety of games xqc 1v1s on rainbow
because once I'd start playing the game bro it's like a fuckfest so 1v1s on
siege are good honestly but we're not bad because well this game I don't know
I stream zero delay, so I just get fucked every time I play this game
Should we put some broccoli after this?
It's not going in this room
I'm going to peek right here.
I'm going to kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him
My god, I can't be a wafer. Yeah, I'm here. Oh
My god, bro
XQC waiting room chat who here who here is waiting for X to go live who here's a juicer?
Yeah, Muda. Yeah
Why do you take away my VIP bill I did it, but we had we did a VIP
Climbed up
I can't do main stuff.
He's all in the game, Joe, Joe.
What?
Like, just...
I'm out of here!
Oh my God.
Chat!
Who here, uh, chat?
The people that watch X2C.
27 now.
What does X really play?
One had him, by the way.
One had him.
Traffickers.
Traffickers.
Holy fuck, what's happening to me?
What's happening to me?
Variety games nothing
Everything he plays everything either he plays nothing or he plays everything
My juicer plays everything like actually though
Please do a CS segment let me see if arrows on bro. Let me see maybe I can look for some skins chat
Who is online on the Counter-Strike game right now?
See, who's alive on the Counter-Strike game?
Well maybe we need to do countersheck, oh man I don't think we can do countersheck right now, bro.
Not a CS, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Wait, should we replace CS with Nayshot?
44 seconds.
This guy's top-doll, I didn't see my ace clutch, bro.
You know, pluck this streamer. I hate this guy.
mm-hmm don't stand still I mean it was kind of like I felt like to me like an
all-or-nothing type of situation where I had to fucking
mid works I mean I had a week we just go ramps if they're stuck site
oh
what are you drinking channel like fair life chocolate
fucking get killed well this chocolate book is like like bro I'm sorry
I'm not gonna lie. I'm sorry, bro. I was deciding what type of game I want to play next after
Is it fair life rated the worst drink in terms of a five it is bro
It is but let me tell you why let me tell you let me tell you why I drink this alright
Let me tell you why I drink this no bro. I
Bought it. I bought it from Costco like the variety pack, bro
And I was like I open it up and it tastes is so good as the best you ever
I'm scrolling to talk in the middle of the night and I see fair life gives you cancer
Fair life is number one worse drink to drink in guy 26 or 25 5 the plastic very very plastic enriched drink
Well as I already spent the money and as there's like 30 bottles in my fridge
Like I have to drink them now. I have to drink them. I have to I already bought it, bro
I already bought it like I have to drink them
Matt you smoke. Oh, I'm late. Yeah, apparently there's a lot of plastic in it. Let's go
You
You know she's something like your mind nature I said yes, so I'm gone
The nature say yes, I'm down a bit nature. I'm not gonna lie down
I'm not fucking down on it. I'm down a pretty shot chapter label. I was thinking bro. I feel like we need a
What she said no
Spike planted
Yo, so we have a no delay streamer right so we're gonna have to have a B site player
I need a timing out of the bomb site.
Can we like, play on the site?
Can I be a player?
He said yes, but trio?
Okay, I'm down. Tell him I'm down, chat.
Tell him I'm down. Tell him I said I'm down.
He might have to play beast, guy.
That was how I'm down. Um...
I think we're low on us.
What movement?
Very clean.
Did you check skins by yourself chat chat tomorrow I'm gonna you know I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go ahead and make a discord right now.
I'm gonna go ahead and make a discord right now.
Chat, who should we get in the segment tomorrow?
I think they're gonna go A this early.
Who should we get in the segment tomorrow, chat, to help me build my steam inventory?
You're probably Sprogus, Loki.
Who else, bro?
Me, Aero.
Me, Arrow, Anomaly, Me, Arrow, Anomaly,
What's your eyes?
Try to make it.
Better go, better go.
Why is it slow? Reload him.
They're on me. They're on me.
Are they on me?
I'm going to make a group chat tomorrow with uh with me
I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm not
I'm still I'm locked in we also get trainwrecks tomorrow also get trainwrecks
muta you need to do it on last of us okay I already did bro check the thing is
bro I'm streaming for like yeah two years now machine for like two years
What every day bro, no days off just I've literally smoke smoke smoke a side played every game bro
But maybe we just do our remastered
And play every game again
because but well I mean I just hate how you neon wall there bro if you don't
neon wall we could yeah chat like back when I used to go chat back in the day
bro people would only watch me for Valorant
unfortunately bro so it's kind of fucked but um it's okay because but bro I
didn't like red dead redemption marathon last of us marathon
Alden ring marathon Alden ring DLC marathon chop it off I done bro
We're like I wouldn't end stream and play these games, bro
No, that Elden Ring that Elden Ring cheating joke was a joke. I never cheated in Elden Ring, bro
I'm like the max I did was a like spawn a hundred levels and overnight you know
like just spawn like a hundred levels overnight because I couldn't beat the
the fire giant but like like other than that bro that's it bro you know what I'm
and and yeah yeah I did some mining off
camera bro it's not that deep
bro I did some off mining camera bro it's not that deep come on no arrow me
you arrow me you and anomaly tomorrow help me get some skins like tell me what
skins are nice like build my dreams that up are you down the mall
I get
bar
spice planted
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
I don't know what to do with this game, but I don't know what to do with this game.
Just lost me main off route
I'm gonna play fast for you
Your aim looks awfully differently
Nah bruh, stop forming up bro
Found the Rancid, that's the game where you need to like fucking always play it but it'd be good
Good
Like you guys I'm gonna play good here
Ohhhh...
Well, by the way...
Do you guys think it's smart to get a house and move my editors in?
Like, my YouTube editor that I, like, known for two years that is like my best friend.
And then also, like, my childhood friend that does my short form media.
Why is everyone saying no
How about move your
Why would I move my viewers into my house?
Because we made you
Why would I move in with my viewers, bro? That's like the scariest shit ever, bro
chat listen if you guys live with me would you guys be normal
so you're telling me if I moved you guys in and I fell asleep with the door
unlocked I'm not gonna wake up with like being fucking like those like videos
with like a pool of water on the guy's face while he's sleeping like y'all
I'm gonna do that to me, right?
Mooder than they look, you get the new,
ah, Juwan, bro, I have, Juwan, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Juwan, I went and looked at that house.
It's not good, bro, it's not good, it's not good.
It's not as good, it's not good, it's not good.
Check, did you guys rather have a super new
modern house or like a warm house that's like kind of old?
With like warm lights?
Or like a modern house that has like all white lights,
white everything, like very new.
Go be after.
Modern
No, no, no, no, no, just to sky and neon only on a
So chat, why do you think it's a bad idea to move in like my childhood friend
That's also my editor and like my YouTube editor slash manager
What do y'all think it's a bad idea?
It's pretty mid.
They're running up 4 mid, 5 mid, all 5.
All 5?
I'm 14 in Quill.
All 5 for this?
Yeah bro, I thought about that bro, chat.
Check the only reason, one mid bro, Phoenix mid.
Check the only reason why I'm like hesitant bro.
The only reason why I'm like hesitant a little bit.
I'm like not moving the man is because Bob's scared
How are your editors gonna breathe when you take all the air?
It's like chat what if I have a girl over bro
What if I have a girl over and they're in the house, bro, is that all little awkward
You will never have a girl over like what do you guys mean bro?
What do you mean by that like what what do you mean that no no no no you can't just say that
What?
Three some and make the girl watch
Come on.
Okay.
I was too far in there.
Be far in there.
Nooooo.
Fenty.
You know, bro, I just always beat myself up that I'm not doing good,
But then I remember that there's like literally probably the entire team in my stream right now just listening to my conversation
And like why would I put the delay on you know guys like I don't know. I'm sorry for ruining your games as well guys
Hey, be soft. Sorry, bro. Why did this win so bad?
Sorry, bro, it's not meant to be no meant to be don't worry about it. Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no put on a 15 minute delay jokes over
I'm metering
Up mid
They're up mid
Prevents, yeah
Let's go, go, go
Let's go on site
Pretty on site
No, no, heaven no
Like ramp
One more of it
I mean, I don't know
He's working
Let's get me out of this fucking game, bro.
Bro, I just want to-
You're a- oh my god, bro. You're a fucking sad creature, Skye.
Kira. Kira, thank you for the four months.
I love you. How are you? How you been? Fuck, bro.
Without blinds, you by the way. Did you know that?
Or no?
GG's bro. I mean I had perfect time at least he's done his game.
Uh, what, what discord are you in?
Thank you for throwing my game bro, I appreciate you chung.
Bro, I did not play that bad bro, come on. I did not even play that bad bro.
Wait, nature has 30 second delay?
Vass? Wait, it's a new face-it season?
No way.
Wait, am I even a face-it level 10 anymore?
Wait, oh my god should we do another face it?
Wait, what's download cache?
No way.
Face it welcomes cache as an optional map that will be a part of the extended map pool.
No way.
is back and I'm unranked and it's a new face it season and you face the interface
Oh my god, wait, I'm actually gonna have fun today like I'm actually gonna have fun today. I'm actually not fun today
Oh my god launch face a anti-cheat
uh shot I need to buy skins like ASAP bro
I need to hop on a I need a I need a I need to get some skins for face chat tomorrow chat
tomorrow chat tomorrow segment with arrow and anomaly bro segment with arrow and anomaly
all right chat segment with arrow and anomaly tomorrow bro yeah hello yeah let's go let's
It's good. It's good. It's good.
It's a fuck's been going on over there, man.
If you fight World War three in a timeline,
I have no idea where I'm going to fight.
No, bro.
As a timeline.
Bro.
Bro, I missed you, bro.
I leave Valor for a year and you turn into
the most controversial figure in gaming?
What's up?
Yes, bro. Yes, bro.
But hey, bro, it does numbers, bro.
You know, we made it now.
It's all good.
Yeah, it does shit, bro.
I'm shooting in your street.
You got like 10,000 viewers every time I look.
Yeah, I mean, bro, we're up, bro.
Thank God, bro.
I'm flooding my TO, bro.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro, I'm down, bro.
How you been, bro?
How you guys been?
Oh, I've been great, man.
Just been fucking playing Counter-Strike and gambling.
So no complaints.
No complaints.
No complaints.
No complaints.
Yeah, bro.
Honestly, I don't blame you for leaving Valorant, bro.
I'm on my verge of fucking exiting that game too, bro.
I'm going to break everything.
Well, man, I still enjoy the fucking game.
It just, I couldn't, I could have, like, you know me.
I'm not radiant like you.
I'm just dealing with Immortal 1 and 2 players
I just couldn't do it. Oh,
but the ego. Yeah, the ego.
That's disgusting. It's
disgusting. It's disgusting.
It's disgusting. I don't think
there's a game that has created
more God complexes than it's
either that or Marble Rivals,
but I think it's valid
personally. No, it has to be
valid, bro. What's your what's
your tag on face it? Um it
Hold on, let me read this out.
It's NAD, it's Nadeshot, right?
The T at the end is 100, then T.
Okay, what's that?
How do I add people?
I'm the search on the left of,
you don't like actually have an ad friend, click search.
Oh, okay, all right, all right.
So Nadeshot, what, Nade King?
Now take off the T after Nadeshot and type 100 T.
So it's like 100 T at the end instead of,
I think I explained it pretty well actually.
Is this not you, Nade, King?
No, there's no King.
No King.
So Nade, yeah, I got it.
So Nade, yeah, I got it.
I got it.
And then we, high sky, muda, muda, high sky.
What's going on, brother?
Fuck, are you 750 fuck?
Is this you?
No, that is not him, muda.
Oh my, muda.
No, no, that is my rank right now.
Yes, it is.
So he's looking at a level one at 700 elo.
Faced at level 8 in H.I.
Did the season just reset though?
Exactly.
How the fuck are you level 8 already, brother?
Played all 10 matches yesterday.
You're looking at a ranked 51 in North America, wasn't it?
Yeah, I was level 41 in North America when I got off last night.
What's your name on here? Do you send me a friend request?
It's not letting me. I'm spamming the add friend button.
Hold on, let me see. Maybe I gotta delete some.
What's your name on here?
Uh, nose and pixel.
Nose and pixel?
Yeah.
I don't want to make sure I don't want to make sure I leak anything, but I sent it in the uh...
Hold on, I gotta figure out how to send a printer quest.
It's pretty simple, but it's not working like I have you I'm trying to add you, but I won't let me press the button
Wait, do you know a center pretty close high sky?
So is this the same high sky that you should play for my back today?
It's not the it's not
Your old kids stole it our guy's name. Okay, so I was on Sentinel. She was on phase
Okay, so you weren't the face kid
No, but he's no high sky
I had this name when he was gonna use ass wipes though as a child. I see I see I see I see okay
I sent you a friend of us. Oh, what is your name?
Ninja turtle
Yeah, what's up, what are you in a bad mood today? This is the quietest I've ever heard you in my life
Well, I'm so confused I'm trying to add both of you guys it what the fuck is going on here, bro
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
Get me in that bitch. Get me in that bitch.
I'm leaving the party name and I'm going to play.
You're ours now like a jinx. He does.
Yeah, brother. Too much time with him, bro.
I don't know, bro. It's getting it's getting to me.
It really is getting to me.
All right. So now in here, now that you're here,
let me get let me figure all this out because look,
brother, you know me. I'm in my 30s.
I got two kids.
I go on social media, but I don't know where I'm at in
met in the timeline of you, right?
And everything that's happened.
So you start playing Rainbow Six Siege with Jinxie, correct?
Yes.
You beat the shit out of him.
Yes.
Then people accuse you of cheating.
Yes.
They find out that you've had my closet 4,000 hours
on this game, which that's fucking hilarious, by the way.
So are you and Jinxie on good terms?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We literally just played yesterday.
Yeah, we're on good terms.
Oh.
Yeah.
Just the entire community doesn't like doesn't fucking like me right now, but but you know, it's a 50-50. Hey, let me ask my chat chat
Do you guys like me?
Chat do you guys know you're a you're leaving a job?
You're leaving and I give you in the party. Let me see. It's actually leader is not I just refresh the page
That shot you know, it's easy to start all the drama looks so fucked it was it was bro
It was like you can't even play people. It was so fuck that shot through the wall
It was it was and you know what I'm not mad at them, but you know, it's uh, they did go crazy though like
So are you are you not banned on Valorant? No, no, no, I got a one-week
Like like a toxicity band, but no, that's already gone. That's these fucking clippers, bro
they they all deserve jail time because
Everything that I would read I thought that you got like banned from Valorant
And I thought they found out you were cheating on that. No, bro. Oh my god. No, but the clip is a little crazy lately, bro
I remember watching you play when you was fucking snow. I did get
this motherfucker is insane
So I thought you were cheating on Valorant. No, I never thought you were cheating
Oh shit came out. I thought I saw maybe he was cheating. Oh
No, bro. No, no, no, no, no, okay. Thank God brown. My perception of you is not changing
You know I'm thinking of investing some skin into this game, bro. Is it is it a good time to invest into the market? I
Wouldn't use the word investing the market is crashed
It's actually probably if you want to buy skins then I would be a good time, but it could go lower
Oh God, but yeah, I mean shit has been pretty fucked. It is actually a really low price
It might be one of the better times to buy it
Really? Like I think I think my gloves nine months ago when I opened them up were like
Somewhere around 17 18 thousand and I think they're down to like
9k now, they've lost like half their value what the fuck
Perhaps you am I making that up how much were my hedge maze men where we're way last year
But yeah, everything's like really cheap right now, so if you did buy skins
It'd be a good time
Or you open a thousand cases, that's a fun way to do it fuck. No, bro. I opened up
I opened up 2,000 cases, like, when I got my suspension from Valorant for being toxic
and I spent like $5,000, at least like $3,000 to $5,000 on cases and I got fucking literally
jacked shit, bro, and never did that shit again.
Did you get one knife?
No, I did, bro, but it was like a fucking, like, what was the best knife I've ever
pulled from there?
Does everybody know?
Everybody know
We're at the battle start Safari mesh. Oh
I got butt plugs bro. I got the butt plugs. Oh
You remember cases you were opening yeah, I was opening dreams of nightmares opening out the
Like the good ones bro. I some dreams and nightmares. What was the other one chroma to chroma 3
Yeah, but you're approaching like very rich like streamer now like so you could do
You just advertise like a twenty thousand dollar case opening for like a week. You'll probably have like thirty thousand people watching you do that shit. Oh
My god, is that even like electric?
Case openings are trade-ups what's better than your guys's opinions?
Well trade up trade-ups now are like the hot ticket and hot commodity
But you can trade up to me a lot smarter than what I did you should just buy like a
Thousand reds and do like a big trade-up stream
That day they made it so you could trade up the knives where I literally thought it was like all fake
It was like the craziest shit ever. Yeah, we're playing this fucking impulse kid again. Is this guy Q sniping me?
We're now
Yeah, bro. He would be like five and twenty three again since yesterday. Yeah, I got was terrible
No cash again whoever's being cashed is so lame
Maybe like 500 hours
So you guys are you honestly guys can maybe have the edge on me, bro
You guys have to be kidding. Well, then what maps don't you want play here? I'm captain. Oh, let me see here. I
I don't like Marat
I'm down to bad Marat, but I think we got I think we should probably get new guy. No, get the fuck out of you
Please get new cow, bro
Try gonna be like ancient or Marat I'll take ancient or Marat honestly
I would you want a band overpass?
Yeah.
Oh, it's that's been Mirage.
Not from Mirage.
All right.
What a lovely face of experience I got from Death's to the Mirage.
Here we go.
What's anomaly?
That's what his name is.
There you go.
She's not showing the match room.
I
Yo, why did I see like six months ago you driving a Lamborghini on the Autobahn, dude
I thought you're gonna go up in a fiery wreck
No, that was that was a beautiful day, man. That was a beautiful day. I don't think I would ever get in a car with you
I got if you're driving I'm not gonna lie
I was safe driver, bro. What do you mean?
All right, well when you say safe driver explain it
Like I want your definition to say like a big drive the speed limit at all times. Yeah
Cuz I was gonna say offense is a big is your best defense while driving like sometimes you need to be aggressive
So you didn't say any of the right things today
What what cars they don't want they don't they don't like to make decisions, so you gotta make decisions for four of them
Slow driver, like swear actually more of like a banger
Well slow drivers
Every single personality that I look at what like in their driver's he's always on their phone, too. That's just so bad
of
Oh
Yes, let's shut you this game or no, yeah, I do sir
I was just gonna call people they said four three doesn't change anything in this game in CS 2
That's what I thought they were smoking bro, like I swear to start to 100% change the game still
No
Slow down a little bit
please don't get out my eyes you guys gonna understand I'm kind of blind
player outlines like depending on the map like if I'm on ancient and somebody's
pushing up B ramp sometimes so hard for me head if they're like holding the
angle because their head just like blends in
I
Chased the game to allow
What is everything right here? It's cool. I feel like this game bro. You need skins. I'm not gonna lie
I need a bus to school like I need to buy some skins after this
Game better. Yeah
I guess I guess I guess I guess yeah, he is he is he is
Yes, it's W comms. No, CT. W comms. I didn't see it. I didn't see blood on them.
Do you guys like the skins in this game more or a lot more?
for sure sure yeah I like the click connector the perception that skins have
on this game but I'm not gonna lie like I missed some of the sound effects and
shit for sure I think the finishers are cool and valorant but fucking the full
deal the cellular skin that everything just makes it so much better I think 99% of the skin the CS look like fucking terrible
yeah really good shit yeah I lose in the purple from the pink they all look
I'm flashing mid.
Smoke B, flash B.
If you haven't already, team, I like to use some game mode though.
I wouldn't surprise if they'd fake something out of fucking tiles.
What's my pick?
The bench.
Won't we?
Uhhh.
I
Like
Your love
Five shots
Well, it's just you know, it's just it's just I don't know if she's textbook bro. It really is just look it's the gear can't stop them
Yeah, I play out very very slow, bro
Really really really slow. No, I I try to do the same shit, but I just feel like you can't play on
Such a slow sense on this game
I've changed my sense like three times the last four days, but
And last four games
Listen, it's not a joke. Maybe she'll know that about me.
Yeah, no, it's uh... I used to go to that habit too. I mean, I still do sometimes.
Can I get one of these?
I thought I killed that guy when I heard the ding, but I'm not sure.
Yeah, you know, the one thing I don't like about this game, bro, is that magazine update. Like, why would they do that?
Oh, yeah, if you don't get used to it, bro, you'll be a zero ammo and lived in a heartbeat
Honestly, I don't think it's actually
Like there's no maybe like two miles where I'm like, oh fuck. I have no
I'm like a pistol round sauce. Yeah, it's smoke that much it feels like
I'm going to fly, I'm fucking idiot brother, it's like moving.
I was 10 right before they did the reset would you say it has better. I mean so you've been playing this shit
Yeah, I have bro. Sorry. How's yeah, would you say the hop and what's a hop? Oh, you're invited off
How do you know he's taught me it's on it's on it's on it's though
Oh
What were you even trying to say there was a second off I was gonna drop you mine is it back to shift you can this game
It's back to shipping this game, right?
I think so
Damn, bro
I feel naked without skins, this is bad.
No, literally.
Oh, fashion show.
Ah, it's on mistyfin.
Yeah?
Bomb's down.
Ah, one's back here!
I need to crouch more!
Chut the one thing, the one thing chat, the one thing that I make a mistake on
during CS is I don't crouch. Stop saying sus black screen! I'm not cheating!
Fuck!
money's weird we have money but they don't I don't have any money unless someone can
buy me I don't have none
we are mrs. half-boy
we're both half-boy
we're both fucking desks
uh shit here i'll drop you an mt9 bro
easy to say what is this
let's kill this
Such a gentleman.
Fuck is this unicorn skin made?
They're on it, they're on it, they're fully on it.
of
each of us
it's a good one
it's
I'm scared.
Fuck.
I could kill that guy a million times.
Oh my god.
Man, our team's broken down.
Oh shit.
Wait.
Oh my goodness
Wait, how is everybody so broke it? Yo, why are you guys saying sus? I lost about I
Lost around what you guys saying says the big stuff said nose kind of sus
Oh my god
Give me trouble. This is damning laughing. All right, I gotta be honest with you, bro
I bought two guns last round and armor and I still had enough money
We gotta get our economy on the same page here, gentlemen. You're telling me brother. I'm a dig
I know you're one brother you might
Universal Universal sign
One's ramp
I'm gonna be flanking through you already. I don't see anyone here. Go to you
Yeah, you like me. I'm fucking pissed. Is it me? I only saw one I didn't hear anything else, so
I don't have shadows in Valorant, they don't.
are they fully on it? no
I don't know where this guy is going to go
they've come to you Muda for sure
there's two, stairs
now they can't, they're definitely on it
oh
Oh my god.
Yo stop saying sus.
There's nothing even sus.
Yo there's nothing up there.
There's nothing up there that sus.
Died to luck innocence.
Oh my god.
two
I'm so good, thank you go captain
Yeah, I'll watch a man
Did you see bomb
He's made it's made it's made fuck. I wanted to make a he's like right side mid like whatever the fuck that is right side mid
He's dink bench one shot
So how much money do you guys think I should put into this game?
How much money do you guys think I should put into this game?
Bro mother fucker said 20 to 30 K
Yeah, bro, I'm a cheater I'm a fucking everything bro
I know, bro.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's kind of the meta right now.
I'll try to ask in my chat, how much money did you guys see Asha put into the game to
have some good skins?
Well depends on what you mean by good like something that's not like you know chat's gonna be impressed. I'm also gonna be impressed
I'll mark up
I mean, I think you need a good knife
nice set of gloves a
great AK and off and
Maybe like an m4a1s, but
There's probably like 5 core guns, 6 core guns and if you had a skin core you'd be fine.
I think you, somewhere, I don't know what your level of grit you actually want but anywhere
between 10 to 20 grand and you're fucking in there.
Go, go, go!
You thief.
Oh bro, I'm taking that, come on, are you serious?
You fucking thief.
My reaction time is insane, bro.
That's disgusting.
I'm a horse on steroids.
Flick bot. He said flick bot. Guys, I don't have flick bot, bro. What even is flick bot, bro?
Check it, someone tell me what the fuck flick bot even is.
Does that have anywhere between 10 and 20k? It's not a bad show. It's not a bad show at all.
Oh, mate, you're at one ping.
Me?
I am the server.
Oh, mate.
Oh.
They failed mid smoke.
I'm gonna go sling that.
Could be a bench on you or something, mate, Mudo.
Go fast.
I'm calling it for you.
Coming out.
Oh god, yeah.
Well, I killed one like that with a flash.
I ran. I'm almost running back. Minimum.
Nice.
I mean we have my hand.
You're looking for the work in it actually, you want it here?
I mean I wasn't, no you're good, you're good.
It's okay I can record.
Honestly I was gunning so much better with M4 honestly.
We should do like skin weapons now?
How do I have an asthma now?
I bought you one.
Oh my god, brother in age, they're just too nice these days, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Stream it, stream it.
one more cat ladder
one mid here i am
do you know where they are?
ah one was mid
i think one was ladder
yeah one cat 2v2
one's cap I'm gonna go be there gonna end the green can you rotate I be yeah
yeah it's funny it's gonna shit bro they got great about it they gotta go be
it's impossible to do I feel like one might be in somebody called ladder room
earlier I wonder if spawn up
Ct you saw him
Bro that guy is uh guys good bro six and ten everybody's fucking ass
We went um we got eight bro
No, it's not bad if you went bits around
Should be fine chat tomorrow. I'm starting my rainbow six siege arc actually chat
I don't know check should we start our arc and get face level 10 again?
Should we check should we start our CS go arc against it's to face it rink reset and try to get face it level 10 again?
Yes or no
We're palace
Stairs I can throw it if somebody has a smoke. Yeah, I got your
here. Don't go on yet, I'm gonna throw a stairs smoke.
CT, I'm gonna get a smoke there. If you can't smoke CT, I can
smoke stairs and jungles with your smoke. Yeah, I can smoke CT. Ah, you smoke CT, I got stairs.
Jungles in the open. Three, two, one.
Blood landing before you go on. I'm flashing.
I'm flashing again. CT.
Two jungles, two jungles.
He's out, he's out, he's right next to you.
I'm flanking, give me time, I'm flanking bro.
What is one?
Here's one on my life, this guy is one bullet.
One bullet bro, you can spit on him.
I hear ya, I hear ya.
I think he's behind me, I hit him.
Okay, I'm on I don't know if this game works that never mind. Never mind. I thought it was one. I thought it was one
But I guess I'm dying I guess
But what was that guy's name?
I hit him. Oh, it's a diamond. I think Ergen. I hit him 16 and got the kill
Yeah, I don't know what you guys were doing over there, but somebody was fucking lying. We did that 30 damage to him
I mean, thank you
It's great. You know what I want bro? I want an M9 bayonet for CT side and then a Karemit for CT side or something like that
What are you smoking?
Ah, I'm in the window.
I'm still in the connector if you need me really late though.
Yeah, I mean if you wanted to buy knives, now would be the time to get them.
The market fucked up.
Care under?
Under's clear.
One cat though. One cat. One cat though. Care. There's one up your cat.
Cat dead.
Let's go cat. Let's go cat. Let's go cat.
I don't know how the fuck he did it.
This guy makes that like two fucking noise that
Every time somebody gets one tap by a Deagle, I think he's gonna pay
I'm not kidding every Deagle one tap I hear and make that noise
Chah, I don't know bro. I can't use that 4x3 bro. It's I don't know. I feel like they move too fast on 4x3
I can't use it. Yeah, I agree with you. It's just for me
I can't see no what me too, bro. I have that same issue made that same issue. I just
All the way shot a short push three three hundred three hundred three hundred two three hundred two three under
Let's go far one together
Let me see if not probably apartment Wow triple
Let's just go away. Come here. You need to die on it
Just being someone that has a lot of skins bro makes you want to buy skins
But the thing is why do half of these people want me to use like Bitcoin bro. I hate that
What color do you want your setup to be I want one green setup for a tea side and
Then CT side is like red
I
Like I hate the thing is guys, I hate using Bitcoin or like like crypto, bro
I hate using crypto chat. I hate using crypto bro. I hate using crypto
I don't know what you said
I'm surprised he never moved positions on triple there
I'm a crazy
Because chef I use crypto I can't write it off if I don't use crypto then low-key I could write it off
No, cuz crypto you can't write off crypto, but if you if you put it on then you can fucking write it off without it
No
I'm following everyone follow me
Oh
Somebody's all the one now forget up. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it. I'm gonna take it
Yeah, you can literally write off anything as long as you have a business and it's entitled to your business so like
Yeah, I can low key right off an AK skin
I can low key right off anything by right off all my valorate purchases
I read off anything, but if you use crypto
That I don't think you can do it
How's that very wrong I'm a streamer no Jew activities. I'm not a jibbra. They lost some guns there. They probably will blow utility the throne
I'm off the fucking slaughter this guy in the middle.
Oh my god.
Just get the AK on me.
One on site, one on site, one on site.
I'm flashing out behind.
I'm flashing jungle, flashing jungle.
It's like jungle lit.
I'm flashing happy, mom.
I feel like one's gonna fucking flank me.
Oh, there's fog seats in stairs
Would it up you dare by gun this round bar right the thumbs out of you
It comes out of you got 3700 next round, bro
How do I see where it'll tell me how much I all minimum that I see I see
It's gonna come he's on the same page. I love it. Thank you
You drop a frag
I'm gonna drop lower than one under house Oh, I have no ammo. What the fuck he came in under
I don't know what you're doing bro I don't know either guys I'm gonna throw a smoke
smoked all in like three seconds when they're smoked
Alright look, let's just do a standard A take again.
I'll smoke stairs in jungle, the same guy that smoked CT, like 4 rounds ago when you
do that, and we go all together.
I need somebody to smoke for me, and throw it out on the top right left.
Chat I have it, no I have it, I have it, I have it and bought the Super Strike Chat, I have it.
Do you want to just do it right now?
Is the Super Shrek a good mouse chat?
Let's do it. Sure.
Push right one.
He has it all.
Dude, I fucking hate ops.
Yeah, let's go.
Stay with him.
Stay with him.
Jump out the stairs.
The thing is chat I don't like how it's sensitive
I'd have a call I didn't think I
Didn't think mid and go a right so
Someone went mid with decoys though decoys. I'm gonna smoke your minimum. We're all gonna go a I three four
I start a already make no noise though. Make no noise
some of my decoy and go med
go now go now go now
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!
WA-W-W-WOW!!
Oh
Dude
What
We went out we went out. I mean they have up on age over here
Oh, we mean you want you want to go up cat in the apartment? Yeah, let's let's smoke con who knows this
For you got that window we go fucking cat to be
I got an AWP up in that guy.
3 cat maybe, 1 at 2 apps?
AWP still man, I can't remember, maybe like 2.15?
Cat?
Walk, walk.
I'm gonna start our teammate through the smoke.
Cat.
I'd say dude I can't see shit on this game, I'm fucking blind.
Get in here, get in here, I'm behind you.
I'll come from there, nice.
Out, out, out from here.
Oh
Bro, he's low
Shit
Hit that shot there
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
where I'm dead I guess I can't hit this guy
yeah yes bro fuck you should not be this
close no no not all classic dies so you
Don't look sus bro just
Yeah
Oh
There's only one guy on B I think
What happened to the skins you chose with Anomaly?
I sold them.
After I stopped playing the game, I sold them.
Oh my god.
Chat.
I have a question, bro.
Donk was in this game right now. How many kills do we have?
Alright, overtime it is. We like challenges.
True.
um I don't know guys I mean when I might be there's only one guy and he killed me
but I don't want to call that and then send us to work
I'm down to whatever you want, but legitimately.
It's just funny I don't get a stop it off.
Let's go play.
I'm sorry, I'm going down, I'm just gonna stop her.
Can I smoke them all in?
Can I smoke them all in, probably.
Well, it's not gonna be when we can't be trusted.
We're just trying not to say watch the windows and make them live to the legitimately middle site.
Yeah, we're gonna go, we gotta go.
Got good advice on that.
Window, window, window.
Not fun.
He went in.
Hey, for effort, bro.
Oh, my god.
This guy's never lost this.
I
Mean first game, bro, we need to like test out the waters. No absolutely. Absolutely. No, I like that
We had to like see how much our chemistry was
Right. Well, listen keep it a buck of you. We need to win this next game or I do rank and I'm gonna hate myself
All right, well we can win this
I think good things are promised to us in the future here.
It's been written in stone.
We're going to win this next game.
Chad, why don't you do the talent show?
Chad, why don't you do the talent show?
great the armpit smell is leaking I have deodorant on bro and second of all I
shave my armpits too very very clean bro come on you know I'm very hygienic
bro very very very hygienic chat are you guys enjoying CS right now are you
guys enjoying CS right now or do you guys want me to hop on a talent show but
the thing is bro I really need to get skins though because I can't play this
game without skins chat I'm gonna be honest bro like do I really have to put
$20,000 into CS skins
10 to 15k
Moodle what is your talent? I'm good looking. I'm six foot. I'm funny and I have a big dick right chat. Yes or no
Chat
Is that is that is that factor cap having a big nose is your talents?
Guys honestly that was a bad game for me, bro
You know you guys got one of my rare my rare my rare games, you know
I just remember you tell me you were the chosen one, but nothing
Bro come on this game is uh, I'm not this isn't my game. This is a
Slow practice in this game
Nice, yeah, I don't even I don't remember you not playing well. Let me look at the stats. What happened here?
You see my way. I've worked with my stats actually. Let's see
Cuz like on a mirage game what I did was just like a pretty average performance. That's the best
Yeah, I had a higher RWS in both of you. I had more chills in the both of you
Better KD to the both of you. Yo, what the fuck? Well, I mean you're playing fucking
You're playing satsuno bro. So you're the one you know, you're beating us
You're fucking right you guys are both in your 20s, dude like the life. Are you even 20 yet, Muda? 21. Oh
My god, this is I'm at least halfway to finally is halfway
I don't mean to pile on here but 33 I have a legitimate eye disease and I didn't start
playing keyboard mouse so I was in my late 20s listen high sky gets past because I played
like shit yesterday he's carrying for like the back half of the day moody you got none
bro all right if I don't drop 30 this game bro then you know what I'll uh I don't know
I should I don't know I don't know what it's not what there isn't I don't know
I don't know what there is.
Let's see, let's see.
Time to hide the screen and turn it up.
If either one of you drop 30 kills this next game,
I will give you a knife from my inventory ranging between the prices of $200 to $400.
Let me get some jumping jacks going here.
I
You ain't gonna be dripped out off my shit, but I give you some extra motivation
Whoo, I'm talking we need that how rare is like 30 kills
30s a lot these
I gotta figure out if I want to buy these gloves to fuck
from this terminal
I
Chat are these are these are purchase, bro. These are basically minimum wear thoughts
Stick it's much don't bro child. Let's watch don't
Muda in one hour from now talent show. Yeah, we'll do talent show at six and then we'll end stream there
er
No, probably not
Hmm
You know today should we just do another long stream today?
Should we just do another long stream today?
Fuck me.
Should we just do another long stream today, chat?
Should we just do another 12 hour stream, fuck it?
Should we just do a long stream as well, chat?
What's stopping you?
Isn't this your job?
Stanny?
Uh, I'm- they're not long, Stanny.
Stanny, you're not long, but there is actually nothing stopping me.
I just, I've been doing a lot of 12 and 12 hours,
12 hour streams, 11 hour streams, 10 hour streams.
I'm, you know, I wanna go to the gym.
You know, my fat ass hasn't went to the gym in over a week,
bro.
My fat ass hasn't been over the gym in a week.
And that's impossible.
What have I ever done that?
I never do that.
Check the thing is, bro, I don't know
what type of house we need to move into, bro.
I didn't move out of this house in one month.
May 31st is my last day in the stream, bro.
Once a job, I'm gonna take it back, subber back.
We're getting to face an experience here, bro.
Dust two.
Oh God, I'm back, I'm in touch.
I don't fuck, let's get 30 here.
I'm gonna get more caffeine and be an absolute thing.
The fact that he put a knife on the line,
I'm taking the stupidest piece of the entire game.
You want a house tour
Yeah, how does uh nature I know high sky I was a big fan when you played on face, bro
I'll never leave a little never relieved me I
I feel bad because it's like my favorite joke to make but I mean it's what it's what I just trust me
I would actually be a hell of annoyed if I were like a dog
I was a great fortnight pro was played on sentinels and everybody thought that I was the face kid
It will live a little never leave me
Kitted season assist. I should have trademarked that. Yeah
Well, that's what about it though isn't back in you know supported creator codes
Oh my god, you know OG supported creator codes on like four night in it. Yeah, I had I had OG high sky
And I was milking on it cuz kids out there using the high sky one one. Oh wait, I'm not captain. Oh, hold on
I
So wait you had the OG high sky yeah, I had the critical high sky and I was making all the money
T side is your side
What do you mean T side is your side what?
No, that's all good I
It's all good
What are you smacking on over there, some Burger King?
No, uh, go ahead. Why would you think it's Burger King? Just because I worked at Burger King? You think I'm gonna eat Burger King?
One of them, uh, is it real?
No, I'm just some chocolate from the drawer.
What?!
Oh
Well, is that what happens when you shoot someone in the head in this game
What am I dying? Oh, what was that?
It's great comms out of you. This is a terrible execution by me and homelander over here.
It's all dead.
I was gonna try to get active. Like, I thought they were gonna both stay behind the pillar and I jumped down and just tapped them.
Yo, listen to this plan. Listen to this plan. Everyone go along except one person. Green. You're gonna go B.
All of us go along. Don't peek. I'm gonna counter-flash their rush and then we peek off the ball.
from here includes me because I just wait oh my god it was such a good place
yeah I just fucking and then you know I did this game this game is a lot harder
than valorant I'm gonna be honest
so you got the counterfeiting valorant my biggest drive is motherfuckers on
I'm facing only play barrage
It's B
He just killed the blue smoke
Two HP huh?
I
Chat this game is so hard
I don't know who's playing who's playing up?
Yeah, you throw Molly motor or did you just run it down B?
Did you child tunnels that child tunnels bro? I thought I could get there first like actual be tons or did you go lower?
No, no actual be tunnels. I read the tunnel. You know you got a Molly and spoke that shit
They did there by a mile. I didn't not I did not know that
And I'm sitting in this fucking Molly you have forsaken me
Reload oh my goodness, they're just fucking everywhere
And my name off this will be shut down
I mean to be fair we probably just need an AWP on the map somewhere now.
Yeah I'm gonna have him in here.
Just give us more rounds to get 30 kills and then it's all good.
Man true.
Alright we're good.
We need some rounds though and we need him now.
That's the other one.
Stop there.
Help me.
I'll be again.
It's a little hard to cross.
Nobody will not be the problem.
sorry do we lose because of that off window off window oh my god I can't get
up who's playing beer we just playing spawns yeah I'll give you the
Fucking blue you guys go be all right
Now I just give me your opponent you didn't give him my
You need a what
Have you pushed along in it now I haven't
actually actually they might work out now
I'm out on the mountains
coming out mid door
one more one more
And now the tunnel so my goodness
There's nobody cat 100% I killed
But why is he has so much harder than CT or sorry then Val I don't get it bro. Maybe it's just not
He's out of the car.
Why have my off-mine hit the first time I beat the way for it?
I mean, I played B. I mean, I played B.
I'm taking you off B.
I mean, bro, I mean, I mean, bro, watch what they're going to do on B, bro.
You're going to go B, then they're going to go mid, they're going to kill your teammates mid,
then you're gonna go mid and the guy from B is gonna kill you.
What kind of automobile?
I'm excited.
We just need to free you up, see that?
That's it.
Probably long doors.
Yeah, one long.
Is that thing? Is he actually long?
Fuck me.
Come peek peek.
Don't die, don't die.
That was good.
Yeah, look at us, we're on the board.
Again.
Unleash the beast off me.
I forgot that I was like a do-ler man. I'm a do-ler. You can't just put me anker in beef. I'm a do-ler
I feel that I hear you bruh 20 years old my prime bro. My reaction time is on it all off the boards
Was the time any of y'all had chick-fil-a should I order chick-fil-a today?
I've always wanted on Sunday that's the worst part
Yeah
Yeah, I'm struggling in the corner
They're going long after I switch to be I'm gonna fucking off myself
In game, yeah
One out, one out!
Oh man.
Bitten and tunneled, air tunnels.
All out mid-dorsey.
Ice got fucking... slammed.
Bro!
On me, eh?
None there, where you from, eh?
On the car.
Who needs out there?
They did that one, tap-fuck.
she wants it
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I'm going to play cat with op and that's the best spot to play with op, whoa, what did
he just say?
What?
He said can I have your op, like what?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
So close bro so close so fucking close
Was that my shit was that bad positioning fuck yo, why are you guys talking shit bro?
Why y'all suck a shit bro, but I don't play this game bro. I don't play this game. I don't play this game, bro
I can swing first
One more time mid 1hp
I don't know what to do
I can swing first
One more time mid 1hp
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
I don't think I'll be able to do that.
It's just you two alive.
Yeah, I'm trying to get shit on right now, come on.
They're like uptight right now.
Or mid.
Oh, he's like lower mid like what actually how my god we don't there what the fuck
Fuck!
I mean, they could be fucking anywhere. I've...
Fuck it.
I've never seen you lose this.
I
Mean it's this map though, bro. This map is just like I
Don't know this map
Yeah, I wish we were somewhere else for sure
Which we're in a different man, I'd love to just go fight men. I'd love to get a gun fight. I'm going up mid
He did that twice he did that twice chat he did that twice he did that twice bro twice
He did that twice once was behind that box and now he is sniping bro
You know a matter of fact on everyone's life in this chat. He's sniping on
Everyone's life in this chat. He's sniping. I don't give fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck
I hit him fifty four and one
That's is the old guy by the way is typing one of us probably me a muck of a lie you guys run up to a gizmo delay
Dude that's is the old guy is crouch up in me up on like two different angles that I didn't make noise
I'm up here.
I fucking suck.
Everything's fine.
two and 10 on CT
I tell you the weekend on that long.
We're not in a great spot here, dumbit.
I'm in all the way around it.
You don't have to lay on the view.
Zero.
No, it's what it is.
Yeah.
It's the life of CSGF, so nothing really can do about it.
I mean, this gives a lot of time to get back to 30 here.
We're splitting up. We should not run out of here, bud. We should not run out of here.
Fuck it, you're in the best.
Fucking better, don't listen to me.
We have it.
We have one at least.
Hello, please.
Go on, cap!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, bro!
Fuck one. Fuck, bro.
This is nice.
he's yelling at us right now
I'm in the cabinet
I'm in a lot of
this game is fucking over
I don't know why it's fucking tweaking
yeah
nice
nice
I like to come back we needed
yeah here we go
like normally we should be going in the fucking CT side up 10 to 3 9 to 3
but it is where it is
I wouldn't be surprised they were up to mid bro
two cross
Two cross.
Let's go, let's go. Okay, I'll help our team it's fast.
Let me up the box!
God damn!
I mean am I
I
Have my cortisol is higher something like how the fuck am I getting like literally anal by this guy
I don't understand
No, howl no, I thank God where should we
Oh, they give us one. We actually should just take care of it.
What you said, they flash blue, flash them low.
Holy, holy.
I'm gonna store them in the middle of this.
Blind, I'm blind.
Come on, do it with us.
I
You're alive you killed one on site already
Fucking check goes
I
Mean it's 3v3 that bomb there
I mean I have no
We got 50 seconds, I'll tell you that much that's not good
I
Just talking over bro. I mean this game's hard, bro
To be fair, I feel like those are gonna play bad 11 kills. I have 11 kills 9 8 9. It's not even terrible, bro
No, it's just CT bro. It's like
a lot of it's utility and we're playing fucking dust to a mirage and you guys have a hundred
thieves baby in chat so you can hate those who he's against.
Yeah.
Oh, they're just about it.
Yeah.
That was whatever.
It's not been around for so long you don't know perfect smokes in Molly the Navy
and everything on the team it's like fucking hard.
God gives us the strongest soldiers to tough these battles.
Oh, I'm gonna hit her.
Yeah.
I don't think that's gonna fight us because we look like we're poor.
I'm gonna get you.
You're going to hell for that one.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right gentlemen, face to the law adversity, right back down to level 7.
Fuck you.
Yeah, I mean,
Let's get a little start.
I'm taking bro. I'm legit. I think I'm just gonna take dust to and fucking mirage off our queue
Wait, I can't do it because you guys aren't subscribed
Yeah
It is
I hope your captain used Insta-Band Mirage and Dust.
Yeah.
This has been my last one.
I feel like I'm weighing you guys down.
This one that we've played, yeah, this has been my last one.
No, you're not a problem, but I understand.
I mean, it's just hard to get into CS.
Like, if you're not going to play this game, like, full time for weeks on end,
it's just tough to play.
like like I it is I could never play this game for like three days and then just get off
Because I I mean you guys I think both just in general
High sky do you play a keyboard mouse or controller of the pro?
Keyboard. Yeah, you motherfuckers just have too much raw talent
So it's probably easy for you guys to jump game to game
But for somebody like me I have to play this shit for weeks just to feel like I'm decent enough
Playing CS for like one or two days and then getting off don't play something else since hell
What's going on, Jixi?
You're banned in the game, you're not joining the stack.
Jixi, you're going to remind me, bro.
Just to see how hard you guys got room for one more.
Just don't do this to me, please.
What do you want me to do? Glitch the game out? Bro, you're not in the team.
What? It's not science. Bro, you're just banned. I can't do anything. You're banned.
Can you tell someone at Ubisoft that I'll suck some of the cock to get on ban?
Bro, uh, yo, I have, listen,
I have a good relationship with Ubisoft that I've built for, I think, six years now.
Seven years, don't say six or seven.
Six or seven years now, and you want me to ruin that by texting a Ubisoft developer and
saying, Mudo will suck your cock?
Yo bro, listen, I have a good relationship with Ubisoft Mudo.
You shouldn't have cheated on the game when you were 15.
I
Man
No, they said
Do you know they said Jinxie do you know what they said?
They didn't even respond
Now they didn't respond
They didn't respond
You don't think ever, ever, ever, ever I'll get on ban, ever?
Is there anything else I could do other than that big message I wrote them?
No, there's living nothing bro. Your perma's not in the game. Perma. Like, there's nothing you can do. You did the message.
Aye bro, we'll wait one week.
Did you end up tweeting? You should have tweeted to get more attention out of it.
I didn't tweet, but I can't. Everyone in the chat was saying that, uh, was saying not to. Remember? Your chat, my chat.
Yeah, that now for 30 hours later, you have no response. You might want to tweet, bro.
All right, you know what I'll take that into account. All right, bro. Good luck. You know what and I hope you get champed and
I want to say you played well on our one-to-one, bro. GG's bro
Fuck you
Mm-hmm. It's like CS and like Valinom, like the league like the game doesn't change that much
It's like the same premise like we're not I know it's the same premise
I guess without a rail but like every single tournament all of a sudden like a whole part of the map got
It was so fun
Chad, do you guys think I should tweet it out for more support bro?
Like I didn't even get a response like what can I do to get a response?
The thing is chat is I feel like if I tweeted out everyone's gonna make fun of me and say
you're a fucking terrorist and you cheated when you were 20 years, you should never
cheat when you're 15 years old, I don't give a fuck if you're 21 now, I don't give a fuck
if you're 21 now and you're 15 years old, I don't give a fuck.
Like, I just, you know, like, I just want to be unbanned from the game, bro.
I just want to be able to play with my friends again, I want to be able to
play a game that I like bro
should I like fly over their headquarters and like
okay why are you guys saying question mark
should I just fly over their headquarters and like
Sorry bro.
You should be banned one day for every kill you cheated.
I think I only killed like two people bro. That's it.
Alright bro, let's end this series off with a bang bro. I don't want to get off as a loser bro.
I want to end off with at least a win bro. Come on.
Of course I do. That's actually one of my favorite maps.
One of the better ones for sure.
I don't see any men.
They could have gone rugs I guess.
Yep.
One's outside of BVN. Just threw a smoke or something.
Has to be me bro. Has to be me.
Yeah, it is.
There's three out.
Two on pillar, one on pizza. They're all over.
One D4.
Pizza?
That's pizza.
I think there's one over there.
I would plug.
You're the terrorist, we need the, we need the, we need the, we need the
Alright, that's how we needed to start. That might be the first game I think we started with a win.
I love that.
Oh. Yep.
We'll make them flow in now, baby.
Holy fuck.
I almost just knocked my teeth out with my own drink.
Impressive.
Nice move out of here.
It's not your real pro and pro.
Okay.
Uh, running the water.
Dead.
A lot of men.
Three men.
One dead.
Create another personality, a new channel, move out by a new PC, and start another
siege journey.
Like what?
I'm not gonna do that for a fucking video game, bro
They probably walked towards me
One camera
There's more probably be man, I don't think they'll cut a time
Yeah, that's good to be manned.
Kill it.
It's just how do I get a response like the other message I'm going to have.
I don't think that's gonna come out, I don't know, bro.
water to you
alright I mean double headshot through the wall
double headshot through the wall
200
I mean, chat can I be honest bro, can I be really honest, can I be like honest like from the heart?
Chat can I be honest?
If I don't get on a band on Siege bro.
The thing is, it's where port 2.
Yeah, it's all done.
I'm badass just like making new accounts bro.
I'm just gonna make a deal with that support.
Who was there for the Tyler 1 era?
Who was there for the Tyler 1 era?
Wait chat, Tyler 1 was banned from League for years? Is that true?
one HP close mid two close mid how long was Tyler one band for so this guy's
waiting for me no I know bro I know I know I know he I know he wasn't bad for
cheating but he was bad for toxicity and every time he made a new account he
would just get banned correct chat and he just kept getting banned over and
over and over and over and over again, right?
Muda, are you down to head up a challenge soon?
2B2s in every rank in Siege this weekend, let me know through praying emojis.
Oh my god, so chat what it
So chat, I mean there is only there is only I swear to God that there is only there is an unbanned fucking cheat
It's called a spoofer, bro, and I'm fighting demons not to use it. I'm not gonna use it, bro
I'm not gonna use it bro. I'm a changed man. I'm a changed man, bro
But bro life like Jesus bro. I just wanna play my game. I just wanna play a game again
I just hold him because someone's stomping around
One water going A man.
Uh, what's cameras?
He's uh, hit once with a D.
So chat, when Tyler won this bag from League of Legends, what was he doing by the way?
Variety the best streams. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie chat. Like I'm not like it's not that I'm like
Super upset of getting banned the only thing chat is that I just want to hit champ in Siege
That's all I want. I want to just hit champ and siege
Okay, this guy's just sniping bro. Oh my god, like everyone just fucking shoots it
I mean, I don't think you guys think I don't think you guys understand what I'm saying
like I don't think you guys understand what I'm saying what I'm trying to say is
if I don't get on ban from siege I will make a new account bro and grind my
way to fucking champ on on stream bro I don't give a fuck I give zero fucks I
give zero fucks bro I give you I will I will force my way in back into
bro without their permission okay no I can't say that bro fuck that shit bro
fuck that shit bro fuck that the fuck bro I don't know bro sorry bro sorry I
learned my lesson bro but I feel like you should not be able to ban these
permanently bro like oh my god bro
like bad my account don't ban me permanently
I'm sorry Jason I'm sorry Jason 36 I'm sorry down
I'm going to flashbang.
Fucking damn it now. That too.
Fuck you and fuck you too, Oli.
See just like the girl you can't get right now chillax bud siege ain't all that
I'm not gonna lie. It isn't girl. So you know what it is. Well, you know what it is
You know what it is. Yeah, you know what it is. It's like, you know what you don't want something
But when you can't get it it makes you want it more
You guys know what I'm talking about bro. Yeah, I know what I'm talking about
like for example when you start a diet you now you now you now want the diet
like you want the fat foods or like the girl you can't get you want her now more
it's just like this what's happening to me right now bro it's like bro I have
never played siege on stream in the last two and a half years of streaming ever
But now that I'm banned, I'm like, I feel like I'm missing crack.
I'm going to try it tonight, chat, off stream.
Chat, tonight, I'm going to go play some Siege off stream and see if I get instantly hardware
ID banned.
But I'm just gonna keep playing until I get banned again, and then make a new account and then get banned again
And then make a new account and then get banned again and again and again as Irish champion
He's like close to you boss
this game is so hard bro this game is nothing like I can see why only like
low key ass at this game
like only I see why now bro only I see why you're a see a skin guy bro like
What loggy bro, what loggy I see why you're on why your skins guy bro. Well, yeah, I see why bro
He bucks
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I
I got mine.
Two cameras, two cameras, two cameras, coming right now.
One HP on the other one.
So Moody, do you like playing Siege at all, or do you just want Champ?
I feel like Siege was a fun era.
Doing the 1v1s and the 2v2s and all that stuff.
But like the actual ranked aspect was kinda ass.
Like go chat, the only thing is, is I just want to play the game and get champ.
To say that I hit champ, like legit.
Do it as a series and then get off.
That's what I might just literally get on them all and see how it is.
I think I'm gonna get on them all and see how it is.
Oh my god, he's fucking serious.
one of them
If you make it in their account, they'll never unbend you.
I mean I don't think they're ever gonna unbend me ever anyway bro.
But it's either one making more accounts every day and then eventually they just unbend
him.
Right?
the day like right Tyler one when he got banned no I know he wasn't cheating I'm
not cheating either dumbass a toxic ban and a cheating ban from five years ago
and you still can't put it it's the same shit if it wasn't the same shit then
you'd still be able to play the game but he was still getting banned so this
the same shit I was not cheating I was cheating I was like well why am I gonna
make my own chat bro anyway all I'm saying is challenge how the one we got
banned he he kept making new accounts right I remember that I remember that
vividly I remember that vividly though right and
Yubisoft is not like Riot?
Yeah, but chat, what's, what's, what's, chat.
And Rainbow Six Siege, if you say retard, you don't get banned.
And Valorant, if you say retard, you're instabanned for like a week.
If anything, Riot's more hardcore.
I'm pushing on mid right now.
What am I doing?
Barra.
Tyler wanted to play variety games for like years to get unbanned, he had a hunch, I heard
that there was a little arc where he kept making new accounts for a bit, like am I wrong?
There was like a small little arc where he did do that, no?
And they still ended up unbanding him.
So chat, this is my theory.
My theory is I hop on Siege, make multiple accounts,
okay, complete the series to solo to champ legit,
and then take my brick from Siege, okay,
and then come back years later,
when I'm 10,000 viewer, Andy, 15,000, 10,000,
10,000 viewer Andy and then I come back and I say hi I have learned my lesson
May you please let me back into your game. I'll be on my best behavior
Chat now if you were Ubisoft, what would you guys say would you guys unbanned me or do you ask me bad? Be honest?
I'm gonna hold you I'm gonna hold you for a plan if you play it I'm blind I'm blind
the blood. Oh heaven heaven heaven. Last heaven. Sight in the smoke in the smoke. Nice.
You will not even hit emerald and they ban you.
No, no, I hit emerald what?
So, I was thinking, I was also thinking this by the way,
every time I get banned, should I reset the series
back to copper or whatever rank I get banned at,
I just buy an account that's at rank and go from there.
Whatever is better.
Yes, I'm deadass considering this bro. Famous. What's bad about this decision if it's already
a permaband? It can't get any worse. It literally can't get any worse. It's already a permaband.
It's already a permaband bro. It's already a permaband. How are they gonna fuck me?
It's already the worst. And second of all, second of all bro, didn't Tyler do this
before as well. Tyler one, bro, Tyler one benefited too though.
C1 never bought accounts? Okay, I won't buy accounts then. So then I'll just make multiple
accounts. It's simple, we just make a clipping campaign of Free Muda and make it a trend
until we start a movement.
Oh.
So if I paid you guys all $10,000 to make a TikTok
of saying Free Mudo, would you guys say Free Mudo?
I'm going to get the ball.
Might as well get aimbot at that point Muda.
What?
What do you mean might as well get aimbot?
Making accounts so I can play the game again does not mean the same thing bro.
is not
would i would just wait for the response before you do anything
T1 was one of the first ever to get ID banned.
They didn't really have a banned evasion rule in place when he got banned.
Yeah, but they just kept banning his accounts, no?
So isn't that technically ban-evading regardless?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GET THE FUCK OFF ME
Stop saying sauce. Y'all like that? Do y'all like that? I'm in turn up.
I'm talking water
You're not gonna be able to get up?
Yeah
Who smart move mullying off Casper the ghost?
Well, I actually fucking love my chat bro. Oh my god, like if I could genuinely like tickle all of you right now
I would genuinely from the bottom of the heart, right? I'll ask some funny motherfuckers, bro. Well, la-hee, bro
Muda just changed your name and gender
Maybe you'll be able to play siege again
Like what are you saying?
like what what do you mean by that bro
one of the
death
of
death
of
The crazy part is if you do a gender change you probably have a higher chance of getting
I'm dead
Chat is the king of juicers live yet or no
Is he doing his react? Is he doing his react segment?
I'm dead.
Oh look, like literally these blinds might as well get more of crease the third that whippest BBC cock out and come in my eyes
That would be better than a flashbang from CS
How do I play this game bro? How do I play that it is literally impossible to play this fucking game, bro
The blinds are so strong
wrong that not only do they blind me, but they blind the ants that are walking around
eating the crumbs of the leftover foods that may drop over the past year, bro.
Like they live over.
I swear to God, the blinds of this game are actually sending you to heaven, but actually
I swear, but it's the craziest blinds ever
Oh my god and see
Mudo Ubisoft never responds to it on socials.
record myself like chat sitting down like crying and shit for an undead
Can you guys all just go A and make noise A bro so I catch anyone mid and then just go
back B after if I don't kill anyone or die just go back B.
Don't sell your life for ammo, just make a bunch of shooting shots and shit, make noise.
Go back B, go back B, go back B now, go back B! Go back B, go back B!
One on B, one on A.
One on B now, come back A, come back A now, just come back A, just come back A.
That works
Damn Nate, did you have me muted in-game or no?
He does have you muted in-game.
Barrette
Are you even talking this entire time you fucking creature?
Yes, bro.
Oh my fucking god, Modo.
What?
Unless we're playing Donner, Don't ever talk to me again.
What?
You've been deffin' in this war for 20 rounds, Muna!
We're beating down the...
Oh, for...
And this is real neat, this is real neat, this is fucking crazy.
I'm not playing games.
I'm getting the flipper though.
Close lab, close lab.
He's on a rocket here.
Yeah, he's on a pistol.
One back side B.
Camber, I'm ready to go.
What do you mean L spin bot?
Does it look like I'm spin-bottin'?
Muda fuck it, just do a long stream today.
I think I already am, bro, if I'm gonna be honest.
Should I really go 4x3, bro?
I fucking hate 4x3, go chat.
Come on, come on, let's go!
Like, what does 4x3 even do, bro?
modic can you please do show build info off it's fucking
it's pissing me off
link check twitter link check twitter link check twitter
chatty doesn't like cheat menu
Yeah bro, aimbot underscore one.
Aimbot underscore one.
There you go.
Oh my god.
I was one pillar I'll be
Please we need to win this game before I take my pants off, bro, let's start tweaking.
Here's what we do that one play again, we all went with A and I went mid late and then
like, you know, boom, boom, boom, shit like that.
My only problem is, I can't really mind the wall.
But I'm down.
It's a lead box, eh?
We'll have my 100 grand in 5 days.
Well, y'all should take bomb though, I shouldn't have bomb for this.
He looked up.
Nobody's beat me, Evoxhead.
That's mad.
He just rotated off camera from there.
He can't smoke.
That's two, eh?
I'm here to the camera, there's another one
You guys make those running beers some shit?
I'm with you bro
Cause one's splung then
I'm gonna beat you cuz they're watching
watch out
good to be man
fuck
I
Yeah
We're out of that motherfucker on the board Wow Wow
Wow wow wow well you know
We did it, bro. We did it. Can we get a quick? Can we get a quick little stats check? Let's see. I don't know stats check
Who carried this game?
It's a really honest. We'll play pretty well there. Let's see what happened nature with the 21 kills
Mood up with the 22 kills
No higher headshot percentage you did you did actually mm higher KD higher ADR less deaths
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know I'm so my like Valorant duelist era so I kind of jump in you guys
You know I get a kill he kills me and you trade shit
It was good though. Oh wait the stats just got updated worse than I thought actually what the fuck what happened?
I don't know. I just know as good as I thought it was gonna be while you're ready with a 1.27
I'm writing was a 1.26. I don't know wait. What?
It like changed for a second. I don't know what's going on. Okay, so my KR is better than you my headshot actually is better than you
I'm just kidding.
You guys are cheating me.
If you lift each other up here.
Hey guys, no.
We did good.
We won that game.
I'm going to make sure I buy some skins before I touch the game ever again.
I'm looking poor on this game.
I'm not going to be a player.
It's okay, man.
Alright guys, take care.
Have an amazing day.
Hope y'all win the game.
Yeah, game two, bro.
All right, chat.
Talent show, perhaps.
Talent show, perhaps.
Chat, talent show, perhaps.
Rocket League first.
So y'all want to move to the Rocket League or no?
No, we have to do talent show chat.
I want to see what my communities' talents are, chat.
I want to see what my communities' talents are, bro.
I want to see what my communities' talents are, bro.
Tell us what we got ten people in this segment. Well, listen, I've been wanting to do this for so long
Bro chat listen bro. I want to see
What my community's talents are bro?
All right chat. Do you guys think my community has talents? Yes or no?
Chat, do you guys think my community has talents? Yes or no?
Muda you don't have a community
What now chat listen bro, you know what I'm so happy you know not what I'm happy about but y'all know what I'm so
Lucky about bro chat y'all here about what they did with with Twitter Twitter communities chat
Do y'all know what they did with the Twitter communities?
How they're deleting all the Twitter community chat.
They're deleting all X slash Twitter communities.
You're not allowed to have any more Twitter communities.
But chat, I'm smart, bro.
I made a Twitter, or I made a Discord community, not a Twitter community, and I have 41,270
members.
Now that shit was a clutch. I'm not gonna lie. What do you mean 40,000 bots? It's not
40,000 bots. Anyway, chat. Let's get started. Yo, Max 420 with the pickaxe. Max 420. Go
ahead and say Max Max do you think Max do you think I am good looking Max well
I cut my hair very short let it grow back but yeah Max do you think I'm good
looking yes or no bar let's just get on with the community
Let's just get on with the let's just get on with the
Let's get guys
I am not a cheer. I am not a win-trader
Muda are you seven foot tall? No, but I'm six foot three
Well
Girls in here. I'm scared Muda listen bro. Listen listen wait. There's ladies here
All right, all right now listen
Yeah, so I heard some of y'all have some talents
Now now now that's right now listen bro now listen
word on the street
some of y'all
Calm down calm down calm down so
Bruh
Now listen bro listen listen listen listen
How do y'all feel about that rainbow six siege been I caught the other day bro be honest
It was coming bro. I'm gonna be honest Muda. I need that you're a piece of shit bro. Please I need it bro
I do think I do think you should make more accounts bro. Like what the fuck are they gonna do exactly
So you know technically you're really only banned if you're a bitch and you follow rules
But do we really follow rules on her yet?
I take inspiration from you my favorite
Bitch I'm not a cheater, bro. Come on. All right, bro. Listen, I'm gonna go one by one
Listen that I mentioned whoever wins this tournament or sorry this
This uh, this uh, this uh, talent show gets one thousand dollars
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I was just trolling you guys get maybe a dick pic if you went maybe
Yeah, I so one dollar
Alright, for third place, $2 for second place.
First place, get to your dick picture, alright?
Can I get a nose pick?
Yeah, let's go, yes.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
I'm gonna drag you guys slowly, one by one, and listen.
We're gonna do process of elimination,
and we're gonna go from there, listen.
Not only are you gonna impress me,
you're gonna have to impress my chat too, okay?
You're gonna get a chat, I'll decide for you.
Both, both, both, both.
But definitely next time, okay?
Wow.
I can impress very very sexy very very sexy. All right. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I
Got looks like he's 13 brah regress saying that I'm gonna be on shot that I was he's 13, but I'm sorry. I
Regresing that bro. All right. Let me know. Let me face time. All right. Let me get this start
All right. Hey Siri FaceTime
Melvin
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin
why is this guy in the bathroom why is this guy in the top right in his bathroom
Melvin Melvin Melvin listen bro
Ni Hao Ma Ni Hao Ma Melvin Ni Hao Ni Hao Ma Melvin Ni Hao Ma Ni Hao Ma Ni Hao Ma
oh my god
sheshi
shes
sheshi
ni hao ma wu xiao bao
ni hao ma
sheshi
now
listen anyway bro
listen anyway
what?
alright so how does this work, rub me down
so basically am i just like eliminating whatever one i don't like
right off the bat
I would say like do a quick elimination of like what like five people and then go more
into death, you know.
It's not like an e-date, bro, it's a talent show.
You can't go more in depth into what?
They're cocks?
You stupid?
I didn't know.
I mean it depends on the talent.
What do you mean, bro?
What are they?
eliminate I think we just eliminate and eliminate and eliminate and eliminate if
I don't like fucking dumbass that's very small actually all right guys listen
so this is what we're gonna do if I don't like yo okay whoa
Oh
All right anyway
All right, so on guys this is basically how this is gonna work, okay?
If I don't like your talent and my chat doesn't like your talent you are just instantly
eliminated and we're just gonna go from there basically okay so I hope you guys
have how long do you guys have I don't know I'm gonna judge you guys one by one
and if I like your limited if I like your talent you go on to the next if it's
ass we're gonna keep going what if it what if the talent isn't like
talentful but like your chat likes it well then my chat likes it and you
know I said we go from there all right all right I'm gonna judge you guys
one by one and we're going to do it bro. Alright chat let's go into uh admin oh my god
just leaked a lot of stuff in the admin discord all good
all right who should we uh chat now listen do you guys give me permission to get food first
I'm hungry. I'm starving. I want food
Chat before we do this. Let's get some food
Chat before we do this. Let's get some food brown. Chat before we do this. Let's get some food
It's going on, baby.
It's going on, baby.
I worry.
It's going on, baby.
I worry.
It's going on.
Mom, babe, how are you?
Just me and my mom, babe.
Alright chat, ugly-ass haircut.
It's not a bad haircut, bro. It just doesn't look good on my face.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna go my hair out again.
Chat, should I go my hair out again? Be honest, bro.
Be honest, chat. Should I go my hair out again?
Second of all, if you were a girl,
would you go on a date with me and would you kiss me?
And if you were a girl would you go on a date with me and would you kiss me?
Bar
All right, top listen, what are we going for? What's our meal today?
So actually
My meal today is
Honey garlic chicken with rice and broccoli.
My meal today is honey garlic chicken with rice and broccoli.
microplastics.
Hey Siri, it's time to drink.
I don't see a drink in your contacts.
Who do you want to drink with?
You're actually fucking stupid.
Fuck you.
Alright, anyway.
Um...
While that puts up in the microwave, chat, do you want to see how long my microwave is?
It's pretty long, it's all good, though.
Should I dox myself, chat? Should I dox myself?
Eeeeeee!
Alright, alright, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Chat, do you guys like my cologne collection?
Do you guys like my cologne collection be honest with me?
Do y'all like my cologne collection
Come on bro, it's not bad. No
Tiktok ass collection
How?
All that cologne and you still probably smell like ass you show this every day Muda
I know I'm very passionate about it though. I have to show it every day
I'm very passionate bro do you guys ever think I'll find love you ever think I'll find love
before y'all ever y'all y'all ever think I'll find love
You know, I love...
I really love, J-all already know something I really love, when, why are you guys typing
C4s, terrorists, C4s, bombs, you like dick, why are we, bro, just cause a cheating question mark.
Really?
Can I feel like I'm getting sick? I don't know why. Bro, I'm not balding. You're stupid.
I'm not balding bro
No, I'm not
Hey, just cut my hair really short, bro. It's
I'm not balding bro stop
Your hair looks like it was flattened by four cars, I know well my hair is just really short right now
Chill, chill, chill.
Wait a sec, XQC is calling me one sec.
Why is XQC calling me?
Hello?
What's going on X? How are you bro?
Chillin bro, I'm just working right now. I'm working very hard bro.
I'm working very hard right now bro. How are you bro?
I'm doing good bro. I'm doing good bro. I'm doing good bro.
Um, anyway, what why are you calling bro?
You want to play some Rock League?
Um, I'm down. I'm doing a second right now but after I'm done I'm down.
after I'm done, I'm down.
Hi, bro.
Take care.
My life.
I'm on XQC's stream right now and he's reacting.
LOL.
Are you in?
Should we grab my cord and go downstairs?
Is that magic orange juice?
That's a very useless thing.
El Stahl merchant bro I'm getting food like what are you going to do like I need to get
food bro I need to eat I'm a human being bro I'm a human being I need to eat food
like I don't just run off of what do you guys think I run off of bro what do you
guys think I run off of bro like I need food I need energy you run off of bombs
C4s, cheats.
Oh no, how am I going to...
Yep, but he's dropped all the orange juice on the floor, so give me one moment, chat.
He's dropped all the food down.
Just give me one moment please, he's dropped everything on the floor.
try to clean the house real quick give me one second
No I fucking don't dumbass you have a fucking israeli passport what do you mean
no I don't know you're Jewish you I'm not Jewish bro when you arrived in Berlin you
had a fucking israeli passport I don't have a israeli passport cuz I'm not Jewish
Okay, you can show your plus for 10.
Where's this clip on, sir?
Alright, better remember like this.
Alright, better remember like this.
What did he even say I don't even know what what did he say I don't even know what he said what did he say
What did he say nobody knows oh
Ben who ever linked
Yo moota by the way do you have a talent yourself
That's funny as fuck.
What's your tellin' Muda?
Probably my nose, it has echo location.
Alright, just do your fucking segment bro.
Do you think I can even do my segment while I'm eating my food?
Where to do your segment, bro?
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, chat.
Let's do the segment, bro.
Let's do the segment.
Alright.
First contestant.
First contestant is Levi.
I just had a feeling I would go first.
Can you see me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, so I'm just going to be singing.
Oh!
Okay.
It's going to be a cappella.
I'm not going to use instruments, I'm just going to sing with my voice.
Alright, alright.
Let's go Levi, let's go Levi!
Are we singing someone like you by Adele?
Sorry?
Did you hear me?
Yeah, you're like cut off slowly.
Oh man, you're smoke.
I said I'm going to be singing someone like you by Adele.
Oh someone like you yeah, but I do someone like you okay
Set it down
that you found a girl that you're married now
but what about you?
I heard that your dreams came true guess she gave you things
mmm I didn't give to you
damn
Why is so shy boy what I was actually good what I was actually good
I hate to tell her about it the blues I'm invited but I couldn't stand where I couldn't find it
I hope you see my face and that you'll be reminded for me it isn't over never mind
I'll find someone like you
There is nothing but the best for you
Don't forget me, I beg, I beg
Me but you say
Sometimes it lasts enough
And sometimes it hurts to stay
Thank you. Bro Levi. Holy shit, bro.
Yo, we're gonna get you on America's Got Talent, bro.
Thank you so much.
Alright, bro.
Is there gonna be another round?
Well, yeah, you're not gonna get voted off, so you're probably moving into the second round. I'm not gonna lie.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
No worries, bro. Levi, bro. That was some good singing, bro. I appreciate you, bro.
Thank you. Thank you.
Fuck.
Chevalahi, it was actually good.
Che, what do y'all want next? What do y'all want next? What do y'all want next?
I
Look
Yo, we did it. Yeah, what you bro? Yeah, it was good, bro. Yeah, me bro. She's
Are you doing on them? Oh my god, it's a magic trip. Okay. It is bro. It is
Okay, okay, I've got three car tricks for you
They get a bit better they start off a bit bit shit, but you know we move are you ready?
I'm ready bro. What is the start of car cam?
Whoa
So
What we're gonna do is you take the top card which is the king of clubs
And what I like to say about Kings is that they always come with the Queen
But here we go and in a deck of cards, it's the same so watch this
The King turns into a Queen what?
Pretty good Nick
What the fuck okay, thank you, right? Thank you. Thank you. That's the first one. I want to shuffle the deck a little bit
Okay
Yeah, shuffle it nice and good both stuff with good chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, okay
I'll get tacky with it with the shuffle. No cheating bro. No cheating so shuffle. No cheating
There we go
right
Now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take the top card this time, which is the
10 of hearts. Okay, you know
Right what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take that card
off the top and put it into the middle of the deck. You can see that. Okay. The middle, yeah.
Into the middle. Boom. Okay. Now it's in the middle of the deck. Yeah. Touch it. Can't do anything.
Yeah. If I move my hand like this and touch the deck, watch what happens. Is the tenor
hearts, remember? There's no way it's going to be tenor hearts. Boom. That's all right. It's
pretty good now. How is that even possible? I don't know bro, I don't know, it's magic
bro. I got one more, I got one more of you, are you ready? I think I'll go, I'll go. So
this one, this one's more like a talent than like a trick, but it's pretty good. Okay,
Let me shuffle the deck again, one second.
OK.
So I'm going to lay out the cards.
OK, so see what we've got.
I'm going to memorize the position of every single card
here.
That is impossible.
That is literally impossible.
Trust me, bro.
OK, so I've looked at this deck.
Okay, yeah, and I'm gonna remember every position in this deck.
I know what they're looking at, oh fuck, I was gonna say screen shot, but fuck it, okay, it's all good.
I'm gonna have to do that again, because it split up a bit, so I gotta make sure it's the right order.
Bear with me, let's stick again, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Right, now, I'm gonna ask you to do, I'm gonna take off the top card, one by one.
And when you say stop, I'm going to stop and the card that my finger is on, I will name
that card based on the position that it was in.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So say stop when you're ready.
Okay.
I haven't got a day, bro.
I'll keep it a bit.
I've got things to do.
Stop.
Okay.
I haven't got a day bro, I'll keep it a month, I've got things to do.
Stop!
Stop!
This one?
Yeah.
This one?
Okay.
Yeah.
Right, I'm not going to take my finger off of this card, and I'm going to tell you
that this card is the nine of clubs, are you ready?
I
Know if you see that is the nine of clubs. I promise you there you go you can see that
What?
How does it make any sense?
There we go, bro magic
Am I into the next round come on, bro. We did it come on, bro
Let me talk to my chat, bro. Let me talk to my chat brother. It's off to my chat. Okay
Chat, is he into the next round, yes you know.
Mods, run a pool.
Mods, run a pool.
Mods, chat, do y'all like, do y'all like magic tricks, or do they fascinate you?
Mods, run a pool.
I'm not gonna lie all the magic tricks. I didn't like except
The last one the last one was like super good the last one was super good
I brought your face you're moving into the second round brother the second day you bring no worries
Don't worry, but do you have any more magic tricks up your sleeve?
I'm gonna lie. No. Oh god. All right. All right. We're gonna see. All right. I'm gonna drag you
Bempo, I know we see this one so Asta. Hello Asta. How are you?
Hello?
Hello?
I can't hear you, hello?
Alright, we're going to come back to you.
All right, we're gonna come back to you
What's going on AJ's
Hello, hello, what's going on, bro?
I'm good. What about you though? I'm doing amazing bro on top of the world, bro. I feel good
I feel good. I feel good. I look good. Chat. Do I look good?
Anyway, listen, bro. Let's figure out KC3's setup, bro
Yeah, I got the invite bro. You must be very special to be in KC3's setup, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, I am the biggest culture creator in Montreal. Oh, huh? Oh, huh? Oh, huh? You never heard of me agent?
No, not but you know what? People call me the king of A's they call me
I don't know yes like two days ago I linked up a neo and when he came to Montreal
Give him a Pokemon pack
I'm like that. I don't know how you never heard of me though
No, that's all good. Now I know you bro. Now I know you
Yeah, of course, so nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too, bro.
So what's your talent today?
So my talent is basically, I'm going to be doing a freestyle.
You're going to pick three words, I'm going to do a custom freestyle for you, bro.
And yeah, this is not what people know me for, but I won multiple awards in music
and rapping and freestyling.
So yeah, I know what I'm doing.
You're going to see a lot of re-tweets in your chat, I'll almost say.
So with three random words that I picked, you will freestyle off those three words?
Pick the most, like the three most majestic, like scrumpest, sniffiest, like whatever
you want from them, whatever.
I will like produce like magic, you'll see.
Okay, ready?
Uh, yeah, I got my pen and paper, it's near right the words down.
Okay.
I want eridosa colitis.
Eridosa colitis.
Yes sir.
Unicorn.
Unicorn, I'm ready for the ideas.
And then let me use my chat now for one, let me see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chat's gonna like this.
I'm gonna like, I may not be the best talent.
What is it going to be?
Bomb.
What are you eating?
Bomb.
What?
Bomb.
I want bomb to be my last word.
Bomb.
Well, well, well.
Okay.
Can you...
Wait, is my cam lagging or no?
A little bit.
That's fine.
Okay.
Can you hear this?
Hear that?
All right, all right, all right.
And can you turn on your camera so I got a visual
of what I'm supposed to do?
Yeah, of course I can do that, bro.
It's going to help me visualize it more.
Oh, oh, you're kind of cute in the discord.
Howdy.
Bye.
Let's continue.
Let's continue, yeah.
17, 17.
Oh
Hi wait
Yeah, I'm a mooder
All right, let me know when you're ready. I'm ready. No, you're ready. All right. Let's go
Hey
Third a AJ's here a yj a say eat come on
Let's go mooder
hmm yeah
killing way in muda
that's not how i'm muda
hmm no so big
he look like a pig
hmm yeah
it ain't me fucking muda
nose look like a barracuda
hmm
muda cheated
in every game
just for a
little bit of fame
hmm he's jewish
You can call him a cheetah.
He's no so big.
I think he's gonna be a wife beat off.
What?
Hey, Jixi dropped him because he's a dirty liar.
My bar's so fire.
They're so fire.
Hmm.
Your nose hits the floor.
We would sniff period blood
and we would all hear a thud.
Hmm.
Call that shit an earthquake.
Out of all the shimmers.
Muda is the most fake.
Big nose stiffer around like a snake.
Cut his ass, Gina, he said it was a mistake!
MMMMMMMM! Muda got AIDS!
I've been chilling with Muda for 30 days.
I think I got AIDS now.
Oh, eridocicolitis, unicorn bomb.
MMMMMMMM!
Turn me up.
First contestant, Elevated.
First contestant, eliminated, yeah first contestant, eliminated, but off the bat, what the fuck
was that?
Like what the fuck, yeah first contestant, eliminated, uh, what's this guy?
Uh, hello?
Yo, yo, yo, who did he what's going on brother? How are you?
I mean what the fuck you guys just gonna like I don't even know what's wrong with the segment but anyway
Don't ask why I'm in my laundry room. Yeah
Yeah, is your entire are you like on the toilet?
No, I'm not sure what kind of question is that I'm just kind of confused, but I mean
Is it not like loud in there, I mean the laundry
Luckily, it finished the line, you know
It's not not even more, but normally it is
I'll be, I'll be in Valorant, giving comms and like
Yo, shut up!
I'm like, ah, I'm not bad man
Yeah, yeah, I'm playing piano today
Ooh, ooh
Alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Tell us your full name, where you're from, where you're aboard, what school you went to
and how old you are
My name is Benjamin Grant-Personette
I'm from Longbard, Illinois
Stop! Stop!
What the fuck?
Hold on, hold on.
What the fuck?
Alright.
Seven.
That's pretty much it.
Alright, go ahead. No, no, no. Go ahead and start please.
Go ahead and start please.
Yeah, yeah, please, please.
Alright, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec.
Sorry, I am so sorry.
Can you please point the camera down so I can see your piano?
Well, I can't. Like, it's actually a box.
Well, can I see the piano though?
Can you just grab? Let me see it.
Okay, so now, okay.
Sorry, I just wanted to know if what...
No, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Alright, perfect.
Alright, alright, go for it.
I'm gonna restart, restart.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my god!
I'm done, I'm done Mooda, I'm done.
I've been playing for 11 years now, it wasn't my best piece, I'm saving some for later, if you all like it.
That was pretty aura bro, that was pretty aura, we're gonna move into the next round, we're gonna move into the next round bro.
I love you Mooda, I love you bro.
Gee, all these people are liars bro.
Thank you bro, thank you bro, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wisdom, hello Wisdom.
Today I was actually going to look at the line.
Wisdom, how are you brother?
Wisdom, hello?
Uh, Ni hao.
Ni hao ma.
Ni hao ma.
Ni hao ma.
Hello?
Wisdom?
We'll come back to you later.
What's going on, Boca?
Thank you. Yeah, yeah, what's up? So I'm gonna do my first station of view
You're doing what?
What the fuck
Joe's hello, yo, what's going on brother? How are you chose?
You know open the camp. Well, uh, Monka, are you even a part of the are you a part of the contestant?
Yes. Oh my God, Joe, you are you are a monger, bro.
Oh, can you see me? Yeah, give me one.
Joe, give me one moment, Joe, give me one moment. Sorry.
Right.
Oh, go ahead, bro. Tell us what you wanted and show us, bro.
Well, I'm just going to be doing the first issue of you.
OK, your impression of me. OK.
Yeah.
Oh, for the end of the day.
real or K real um but hold on
um guys wait thank you MSG because I have another impression I want to show you
your mood that was pretty good on online all right let's see your screen share bro
like he's literally cheating in the video game like he's literally cheating in the
video game bro. Muda, that's your student, why did you kick him out bro? That's gonna
get clipped on Yawksix Chat, oh my god. I already, oh my god. Jules, how are you brother?
Yo, can you see me? Yeah, of course I can. Jules, how are you bro?
Yo, I'm good, but I can't see myself yet. No, I can't.
Yo, stop liking bro. Oh, I like to mess up, bro. How are
So my name is Joe. I'm from Egypt.
Goodbye.
Sorry. You just left. Sorry. No, no, no. Ignore him, bro.
So I do what?
No, no, go for it. Go for it. The floor is all yours.
I do freestyle calisthenics. I'm going to do some moves for you today.
You do freestyle calisthenics?
Yes.
Yes, you do look built. I'm not gonna lie, bro. You do look you do you do look strong, bro
I was like was like was okay ready. Yeah, of course, bro. Go for it
Yo
Bro this guy is jacked
Holy cock
This guy's dick is huge. Oh my god
Oh
What?
You let's motherfuckers built bro. Let's finish
Oh my god, what?
How's he doing this?
Yo, what?
I'm done.
This is my first job.
What's up, bro?
Bro, are you on steroids?
I'm done.
This is my first job.
What do you think, bro?
Bro, are you on steroids, bro?
No, man.
I've been training for seven years.
I actually only train at home.
You only train at home and you're this big?
Yeah, anyone can do that, man.
I've been training for seven years.
Bro, are you out of breath?
Be honest.
What?
I said, are you out of breath?
Be honest.
Oh, man, I can't speak up.
I'm barely speaking
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. Let me see. I'm gonna go ahead and move you. Let me ask the chat real quick. What's that?
Chat, do you guys this guy? Do you guys think this guy deserves to go into the second the the second part of the room or pass?
Shut the fuck up and let him pass
All right, bro, you're going into the second round, bro. You're going into the second round, bro
Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Alright, bro. Take care, bro.
What's up? Chat. That shit is probably not even that hard chat.
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I feel like I can do that shit to myself.
Give me one second.
Bro, I feel like anyone can fucking do that shit.
Y'all fucking stupid, bro. Y'all fucking stupid.
Are you sure that you should have used this challenge?
That's what I'm saying.
I
Feel like I could do that shit I feel like anyone could do that shit chat you guys see how built I am bro
Do you guys see how I'm built bro? This is all natural raw bro
I used to used to used to used to do
Hey girl, what's up?
We used to used to be just me and you
I still more tired just thinking thinking thinking about you
Oh my God, fuck that kid that's a mess
Allah him, I should have just bugged
Allah him, I should have just bugged
Allah him, I should have just bugged
Allah him, I should have just bugged
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo, I just forgot
Don't want to be done with the end of my shoulders just bugged
Yo yo yo yo, I'll hear that
Yo, what the hell, Shashi here?
Fuck no, hell no. Yeah, I'm gonna focus on steroids, bro. I don't give a fuck.
That guy's definitely on fucking steroids, bro. That guy's definitely on steroids. I don't give a fuck.
That guy's pretty strong, bro.
All right chat chat do y'all let me go on to the next round yes or no chat am I
allowed to go on to the next round now yes or no
All right, I guess all right Ben po Ben po Ben po Ben po
What's going on bro? Hello?
Yo
What's going on Ben po? How are you bro?
Yo, what up bro, can you see me?
Yes bro, oh my goodness.
I'll be you, mood bro.
Thank you bro.
How are you?
Good, good bro, live a life bro.
And bless, is this like a whole band?
Yeah bro, I got you a band.
Oh my god!
Can we meet everyone?
Can we meet everyone in this band real quick?
Yeah, I want to meet you guys.
Alright, step up.
Holy shit, there's more people?
Yeah, there's five.
My god, hi, how are you nice nice nice?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
What's going on what's going on wow is that whole band, huh?
No, of course bro. All right, bro. Let's uh
Let's see bro. Let's see. So what are y'all gonna be doing today?
We're gonna play you a song. It's probably gonna be really loud, bro
Well, I don't know if it's gonna be allowed because your your microphones very like muffled
No, bro, you're good bro, you're good. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna max you out to max volume
All right, bro, let's go shows if you got shows you got be able to hear you by the way
So don't try to talk to me. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine
W knows. All right, let's go bar
Oh, I wish they had a better
I don't like
bro this is cinema bro
Chalbert's album? Sorry.
I
Mean
Don't be right
Holy fucking shit
Well, I liked it bro. Oh, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Mm-hmm. Oh
my
Well, listen, bro, listen, we're gonna move you to the next round
Yeah, yeah, well, please
Try to join off of your phone or something for the next round and put the phone in the middle of all of you in the middle
All right, bro. Oh my god. I'm not even gonna lie. I swear to God. I got goosebumps on everything
I'm loving I goosebumps good bro good. I was good, bro. That was good, bro
All right, we're gonna move you to the next round, bro. You guys were amazing, bro. Holy shit
Thanks, bro. But yeah, there's literally no way they're not losing that I'm not gonna lie
Jack do we even need to do we even need to like go on to the next like
I'm not gonna lie like bro
Like do we even need to go into the next one that's just insta win bro. I don't even know bro. Hello
Ni hao ma wisdom. Hello. Can you hear me now? Yes. I hear you bro. How are you wisdom?
I'm good. I'm so sorry for last time. I couldn't
Can you see me? Yeah, I see bro. How are you?
Okay, bro. I'm good. How are you doing good? I'm doing good
that's good okay so I'll be singing from today okay all right all right all right
can you hit the backdrop? yes
okay then it starts
Why didn't you call, are you awake, are you okay?
I said by the phone, not so much home, so much to say
Did you get into the crash? I was going so fast
Now I bet there's somebody dying
There's no way I said you weren't
Ba-da-da-da-da
And I miss if you're afraid, that it all's sad, and I'm not that desperate
And you might be asleep, thinking of me, I know I'm just guessing
Did you say you were tomorrow?
Am I meant to fall in love?
Is this the way I kill?
Is this the way I think you're mine?
It happens all the time
I've started over, ooh
Hey, hey, hey
And maybe I killed the wound
It's all things that I've been doing
Sorry if I've proven you right
Your lie
But here it's a lie from you
Here it's a lie from you
Download the web to leave that night
Leave the world on the line
Go ahead, cancel the time
What the fuck?
Go ahead, cancel the time
Why didn't you go?
Why, why, why didn't you go?
It happens all the time.
It happens all the time.
And help us all the time
Thank you
This guy just aura farmed on me bro
This guy actually aura farmed on me
He just said thank you
Turned his camera off and insta muted
Like he knew he was gonna go into the second round
this guy this guy turned his camera off and stimulated and said thank you
because he knew was going to the second round bro where's the holy sh**
no no no no no bro that was good bro we're gonna move into the second round
bro all right thank you no worries bro no thank you bro thank you Mexican Taco Bell
mooda yo what's good Mexican Taco Bell was good mooda how are you bro good
bro good bro how are you bro I'm doing pretty good bro I want to say first off
I want to say thank you for this opportunity and I also want to thank your mods as well for this. I really appreciate it, bro
Hey, bro. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you for coming over here, bro. Thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro
So what's your talent today?
So for my talents, I will be drawing you
Mar I'll give him up
No, no, no, no, no, I was just trying I was just trying all right. Let's see bro. So like your artistic
Are you like art what the fuck?
So are you like an artistic like jar?
I'm gonna keep it a buck this is like my second day drawing bro. I'll keep the fuck all right, bro
Let's see bro. Let's see. Let's see what you got
You want me to like show you what I'm drawing right? Is that yeah? Yeah, of course
All right
Show us what you got, bro
Can you like move away from a chair just a little bit so I can see you better just a little bit
No in the full cam. Do you want me to full cam? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Full cam. Full cam. Yeah. Yeah.
Look cutie pie over here. Stop. How old are you? 18, 18.
Still very close. Very scary, bro. Very scary age.
Anyway, bro. Go ahead, bro. Draw me, bro. Go ahead.
All right. I got you, bro.
Do you want me to like give you a big nose or do you want me to be nice to you?
Give me a big nose.
You want a big nose?
Okay.
Give me a big nose.
Okay.
Okay.
You two got some pointy ears, so we'll do something like this.
You got some pointy ears.
Big nosy, said?
Yeah, go for it, bro.
What's your favorite food, Muda?
What do you like to eat, bro?
Steak, bro.
I like steak, bro.
I like steak.
Mm, OK, OK.
Yeah, I like steak, bro.
What about you, bro?
Have you ever tried?
Have you ever tried enchiladas?
Enchiladas?
Yes, enchiladas.
No, I've never had enchiladas.
Is enchiladas good?
Yes, it's a Mexican dish, bro.
You should try it, bro.
You know, I have like, uh, like Chipotle bowls.
Is that, is that kind of Mexican?
That does not fucking count.
You know, I'm gonna call you Ahmed Halal. Is that fine with you?
Yeah, bro.
Of course you can, bro.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it. I really appreciate it, bro.
Appreciate it, bro.
I'll try not to take too long, you know, because you have other people waiting.
Yeah, bro. No, man. Take your time, bro. Take your time, you know.
Jinxie raid, jinxie raid, jinxie ended, 5,000 viewers incoming.
Like, you guys only watch me when jinxie ends? Like, what is that?
Yeah, you're kind of washed now. I want to take you to eat it.
I am literally in my prime.
No. No, it's because you cheated. No, it's because you cheated.
I cheated like seven years ago, bro. Not now. She's like seven years.
Did you say, did you say two months in Eldarine, six months in Rust?
Yeah, bro, stop lying.
Bro, Eldarine, you can't count. It's an offline game.
And Rust, bro, I had COVID, so I was not in the right mental space.
Really? Yes, bro. Yes.
You would do on a six pack or no?
Of course I have a six pack myself. So why would you not give me six pack?
Can you like lift up your shirt just so I can see the proof yep
I'm gonna owe over you. Oh, sorry, bro. Stop that bro. Come on
Sorry, sorry, sorry
Sorry
What's your favorite shoes, huh?
Shoes bro low key dunks man Nike dunks
Nike dunks. Okay. Good choice. Good. Yeah, like you don't start pretty good, bro
Well, when did you turn 18, by the way?
February.
All right, so you're literally fresh 18-year-old.
Yes, sir.
Don't ever say anything about me ever again.
Don't say I look good.
Don't say daddy.
Don't say anything, please.
All right, you look terrible.
You have a big nose.
You have no six-pack.
You get no girls.
How about that?
It's pretty rude.
I'm trying to compliment you.
No, no, no, no, no, you're being rude. I try to compliment you. What you mean? Come on
All right, why is my child retreating?
Because they know the truth. No, they know I look good, bro. They know I look good. Stop. Anyway, go
Lane
Do do do do do do do chat who sings better me or the other guy
You're hurting my
What kind of necklace do you have? I see you have a necklace there. It's a sword. It's a sword, okay
Moodai'd rather go death than listening to you. Bah, alright. Retweet, retweet.
Okay
So this is your fucking drawing after five minutes of talking to you
so I'm not only I mean to ban your bitch ass from my discord server but
please please please please well hey what did you want to say I'm pretty much
say bro Muda genuinely bottom my heart I love you don't ban me I've been
watching you for six months I really love you bro but you do got a big nose
but other than that you're one of my favorite why is my left ear bigger than
my right don't worry about it don't worry about it bro don't worry about it
you're not gonna fuck yo Jordans when I was she watched she was so I see was
too loud you know what's up what's up Gouda me how my whole fucking mug to
buy your frame can we get the can we get the camera on dude I don't know
I don't know if I want to turn my camera on next to you, but your frame modding me.
Alright, alright, alright.
So basically, my talent is I'm going to be eating two bananas blindfolded and handcuffed in under ten minutes.
Or five minutes, sorry, five. Five.
Holy cock.
Chill, bro, chill.
What the fuck is back there? Wait, did you say four bananas?
No, two. Fuck.
Why are there so many bananas?
My fucking...
What the fuck?
How's your name in so far, Gouda?
It's been going good, bro. Are you gonna eat the fucking thing too?
Are you eating the fucking wrap as well the the the peel yeah what the fuck
Oh my god
How do you even realize you can do this it's healthier bro
are you sure you're gonna have to tell me when all the bananas gone I'll tell
you bro I'll tell you what the fuck there's more there's more than this
There's more on the other one.
Oh my God, so under five minutes,
you have three minutes to go, bro.
Are you eating this on a fucking sticker?
Yeah.
How do you even, bro, how do you realize
that you could even do this talent, by the way?
Um, you can actually eat a lot of the outside fruits.
No, I'm saying like, how do you even realize you can eat two bananas under five minutes blindfolded with handcuffs?
Like...
I get a lot of practice.
Oh!
Bro, you're a fucking monkey, bro. What the fuck?
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna...
Stop
How much time two minutes and 30 seconds bro you're halfway there not I mean yeah
You're halfway there about two minutes and 30 seconds
And
You're fucking already done
How do you need to be in is in two minutes and 30 seconds handcuffed and blindfold that makes literally no sense
Why I feel like you're worse than a monkey bro a monkey eat what the fuck
Yo
Three minutes
I'm here in bananas, bro.
Bro, what the-
Is this not normal?
Bro, you're a fucking alien, bro.
What am I watching you do right now?
Three minutes and 30 seconds.
Be honest, do you like it?
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
You still there bro?
Yeah, I'm still here bro, honestly just processing, like I don't know if I like this or not bro,
like what am I even like, like even monkeys peel the fucking banana peels, why are you
not peeling the banana peels?
That would have been much harder, and it's looking more efficient.
I'm not done.
Four minutes and 19 seconds.
like some scraps left.
Oh my God, you're done, bro.
You're done. You're done, bro.
You're done.
Yeah, well, you did it under five minutes, bro.
I brought.
Now, how are you going to uncut yourself?
I haven't thought that far into it, to be honest.
Dude, you're a fucking rea- dude.
You're actually retarded.
Like, I don't know, I don't know.
Like, what the fuck did I just, like, witness, bro?
I eliminated him bro, I eliminated him, I just don't understand bro, what's going on bro how are you doing, how are you doing, I'm doing pretty good bro how are you bro where are you from what's your full name how old are you what school did you go to what's your home address
All right, all right, so
It's not all right so wait, can you turn on your camera?
I'm feeling a little lonely here. I got thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, how's your day?
How's that? How's that meal? It's pretty good, bro
It's a pretty good meals honey garlic chicken with broccoli and rice. I woke up
I had sex with an S tier celebrity that I flew out from
from LA and then I flew her back this morning before I blew her back out and then I got
into a relationship with her and we're now dating and then I played the rainbow six siege
today and then I put some rock leap and some valor and made my viewers laugh and then
I got broken up with and then now we're here bro.
How did you play siege bro?
I heard you got banned huh?
Just give me one moment please.
No problem, no problem.
Just give me a second.
I hit a sore spot, I see. I'm sorry.
Alright bro, anyway. So yeah, what's your problem today bro?
Okay, so, you know, I'd like to say you've saved it the best for last, but there's some talented people
My my talent. I'm gonna be doing a reenactment of tracks and I see you. Okay, you know, like the famous
Okay, so so now
Before we start, okay, just wanted to say I love you man. Okay now now you
When your mods
You know like when they when they typed in like oh, there's a talent show. I was at the gym bros
You know hidden hidden
Sharms brows doing shoulder and arms, and then I was like oh fuck so I
Skirted back home, and then you made me wait like four fucking hours, and then you picked me last to bro, bro
I'm sorry, bro. Damn. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right, so I'm gonna be doing my reenactment
Okay, I would maybe turn down my microphone just a little bit. That might be a little too loud
This, uh, just count down from 3 to 1, okay?
Alright.
Three, two, one.
What the fuck, guys?
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
You fucking shit!
You told me you were fucking un-attected!
And I'm not playing on fucking Spanish!
I'm not playing on fucking Spanish!
You told me you were fucking un-attected!
it's for the people who want to talk to you.
My bye!
shit
What up?
What is this bullshit? What is this bullshit? What is this bullshit?
you said you wouldn't be biased what is this dude you actually think I think you
have the worst talent everyone in the chat said I had the best one ask them
right now you said you wouldn't be biased and you betrayed me my how it was
to entertain and I entertain the chat that's not fair bro that's not fair I'm
I'm just saying, you can do what you want,
but that's not fair.
Bro, I told you to rap, and you said your talent
was you were gonna rap with the following words,
unicorn, bomb, and iridus acylitis,
and you basically proceeded to call me a terrorist, a bomb.
Oh God, I didn't say that, well, I didn't say that.
A sand monkey, and then you all said,
well, I didn't say that, well, I didn't say that.
You're just lying, just like how you lied to Jynxie.
You're just lying to me now.
Look at the chat, ReedSweet everywhere.
This is unfair, this is unfair.
You are, I'm not gonna say too much,
but look, look at your chat.
You can't be doing this and getting away with it.
Like, this is your one chance of redemption.
You're always cheating, you're always lying.
So I'm gonna let your chat decide.
This is not fair, bro.
Let's let my chat decide, bro.
Let's let my chat decide.
Let the-
Let's chat, do we?
Because I was gonna win.
All right, go ahead and press on my stream,
real quick, please.
Sure.
One you stream press the pole and what do you see on the pole?
No, no, no
No
No, you can't do this. You can't do this to me. No stop stop
No
You're just great. You're lying cheating. You're a cheater. You're a liar. You're a piece of
GG bro
GG's bro. GG's
GG's bro. GG's. Uh, hi chat
Hello, don't move on there. Sorry, bro. I don't know what happened, bro. Oh, yeah, you didn't listen to my shit, bro
All right, so let's move on to the segments. All right chat now. Let's move from two-face
Alright, Trueface, how are you? And how are you doing today?
Trueface?
Yes, bro. Well, that's right. Yeah, you good, bro?
Yeah, of course, bro. So, you were the guy that did the magic tricks, right?
That's correct, my bro. That's correct.
Alright, so, we're going to drag everyone in one call, okay?
We're gonna drag everyone into one call.
Uh, hello, guys. Can everyone please turn your cameras on?
And everyone and everyone remained muted everyone stay muted please
Who the fuck oh true face you didn't show us how you look like before that's why I'm kind of surprised, bro
Why is there a why is this guy back and why does he have a fucking lemon on his desk?
What?
Anyway, we're I guess we're gonna keep this guy here. I don't know what mod dropped him back
And I don't know why he's a lemon now, but I don't know
All right, so
Everyone remain muted everyone you yo mr. Tyler fucking yeah, please buddy. You please don't fucking loud-ass keyboard, bro
All right, um now
To face
Turn your cameras on turn your camera on to face
Yes, bro, and so I wanted to go ahead and
Tell us why you deserve to be the winner after all these beautiful people. I
Think that I deserve to win because my mom she fell down the stairs yesterday, bro and
She needs like this surgery for her toe
So I
Need to like pay for it
He's a support bro, so I like I need this bro
Okay, um
Okay
All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and
All right, so go ahead and please do us your magic trick one more time
Just to remind us how great-
How about- How about I- Taste some jokes? How about that?
Because you're gonna change your entire-
Your entire- You're gonna change your- You're gonna change your entire fucking-
We're gonna do both. Alright. How about that?
Alright, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
We're gonna do the best one. Hopefully it focuses. Come on, please.
Moody, your nose is in the way, mate. Can it? Thank you.
There we go. So, I'm gonna start by shuffling. I'll show you. It's the most impressive one, I think.
Okay. Can you agree that it's shuffled, Muda?
Yeah, that shuffle was pretty cool, but that shuffle was pretty cool.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate it. Can you put your camera on, by the way? We want to see you, right?
I just... I don't know if I can do that, bro, because when I do it, my camera gets shrunken down to, like, the fucking...
They're very very small and some of the main character here. I feel like they have a shepherd. Okay, bro
Sorry, bro. Okay
So as you see so shuffled I've muddled them up and I've remembered the order. Okay, I'll do something Swazzy
All right now say him again, I'm gonna riffle off cards
I'm gonna tell you the card that was in that position. Okay. You ready?
Yeah, go for it.
Okay, okay, here we go.
faster. Stop! Stop! Oh, this one. This one, yeah? Yes. Okay, okay, I hear you. Now,
are you ready for this? Yeah. I believe that this card is the 7 of spades. Are you
ready yeah okay there we go there we go that's my trick it works every time by
the way where's every time anyway pretty graphic memory there you go I've got
some jokes for you don't have yeah it's cool about your jokes
You see me?
Yeah, I see you.
Right.
So, why are uncles a lot like curries?
Why are uncles a lot like curries?
Yeah, curries, yeah, yeah. Like a chicken curry. Why do they like curries?
Um, I'm not sure.
Because bad ones make your arse hurt.
Spicy curry, spicy uncle.
Y'all quick-hooking?
I haven't finished bro, I haven't finished. I've got a quarter of the day as well.
You haven't got a quarter of the day?
Let me hear a quarter of the day bro.
Okay, okay. This is for everyone in the chat. Listen.
Love.
Is like a fart.
Hit me out.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.
I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie bro, you know, I don't know bro, um, yeah,
um, chat, do I invite him back or do we keep him, okay, chat, yes or no, do we invite
him?
Ah, no bro.
Oh man, be nice to him.
He was asking chat, not you bro.
Anyway, you said his mom make sure off the stairs, bro. Okay, so we have a lot of good people here
I'm not gonna lie. So
All right, Levi can you go ahead and turn your camera on please?
All right, Levi, can you go ahead and please sing us a song please?
Can you wait? Yeah, I hear you.
All right, so I think maybe I'm going to stay with me by some Smith.
If that's okay.
Yeah, bro, I'm down.
Can't say it's true, I'm not good at a one-night stand.
Mmm, there was not a good look in some self-control
And this time I know this never works
Mmm, and you can lay with me so it doesn't hurt
Oh, won't you stay with me
Because all I need, this love it's clear to see, but darling, stay with me.
Why am I so emotional?
No, it's not a good looking some self-control
And did I not know this never works
Oh, so you can lay with me so it doesn't hurt
Oh, won't you stay with me
And catch all I need
This ain't love, it's care to see, but darling, it's me.
Thank you.
Dude, you are just so, you're very good.
Yeah, can we all give him a round of applause, guys, please.
All right, now, since we have two singers here,
we're going to go ahead and put Levi in the poll mods,
And then one of that wisdom sing as well, and then chat you guys are gonna decide
Who you guys think is a better singer, okay?
Why no
Be confident bro be confident
Be confident bro confidence takes you falling in life, bro
All right mods now wisdom you gotta please turn your camera on and unmute please wisdom and let's go ahead and
Please sing a song wisdom, please
Hello
How are you?
All right, can you hear me?
All right
All right
So I'm singing Hallelujah for you guys
You singing what?
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
And please, the Lord, will you don't really care for music, do you?
When it goes like this, the fight, the fear, the minor fall, and the major lands, the baffled king composing
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Your faith was strong, but you needed proof
You stole her base and no one knew
The beauty in the moonlight on this blue light
She tied you to her kitchen chair
She broke you through on me
She cut your hair and threw her bangers
You too, now. Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah.
And that's the problem!
Oh
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. That was that was very beautiful.
Mods, run up pull, who do we think is better, Levi or Wisdom moving on to the final round.
I guess this is the final round, who gets the stand, who gets the, who gets, you know.
Mods, let's see who y'all think is better.
I
Live I
Levi you have been eliminated. I love you and take care of Levi I
Mean
Jack could we have not made the pole a little bit closer like yes, I should fuck bro
All right, anyway, I liked both of them.
They were pretty good.
All right.
Joe's.
Yo.
Now, we know you look good, bro.
We know you have muscles.
Show us what you got, bro.
Show us what you got, Joe's.
Alrighty.
So I'm going to actually try stuff
that I haven't truly mastered yet
and see how it's going to go, bro.
OK.
Go ahead.
I might fail. I might fail.
That would be pretty embarrassing, I'm going to go wide bro, but I'm trying anyway.
I mean bro, listen, failing only sets you up for success, you know?
You can't succeed without failure.
I was going to ask if I can run off some music, but it's fine.
No, but you can do whatever you want to use bro, if you want.
Why don't you take the time to set up the things though? I can just go off.
I mean, if you want to use music, but honestly, I can use a quick one minute break if you want.
No, I was fine, I was fine.
We can do it.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay, are you ready?
Alright.
Holy shit
That's it.
How's that?
Bro, I just know you have a big dick, bro.
Sorry, bro.
Sorry, sorry, bro.
Thank you, I guess.
Thank you, I guess.
All right, Mods, we're gonna pull up.
Do we think Joe's or Wisdom has a better talent shot?
Chad, do we think Joe's or Wisdom has a better talent shot?
I think Wisdom was better, I think,
so Wisdom was better.
No, Rob, you gotta have confidence.
That was a fucking cinnamon, bro.
Mods, we're gonna pull.
Do you guys think Wisdom or Joe's has a better talent?
I'm gonna go upstairs and grab a ginger shot
because I feel like COVID's creeping up on my ass.
I'm gonna back.
All right.
All right, chapter one.
Um
Yo
Joza, bro
May God bless you. I love you GG's
And Allah maq bro. Take care. Yeah, bro fuck fuck fuck that the jealous people on Twitter, but you are pretty good man
Thank you. I don't that I asked about fuck those people fuck them. No, I love you, bro. Take care
All right, uh, guy with, uh, all right, chat, what do y'all want to see next, bro?
Um, Piano Man or Lemon Man?
Bro, I want to see Lemon Man go crazy, that's me.
All right, Lemon, I want you to go, go ahead, Lemon.
So, what's your talent today, bro?
All right, so today I'll be eating this lemon in under five minutes handcuffed and blindfolded
All right, is that fine yeah, of course Bob go for it
I'm just going to close my eyes, all right?
How are you doing, Gouda?
Oh, doing pretty good, bro.
Is that not like sour?
Sour?
Yeah, is that not sour?
It's a lemon, bro.
All right.
Is it not like sour?
The lemon?
Yeah.
Just a lemon, bro.
Oh
You're at 50 seconds bro
What are you gonna do with the water on your desk?
Water
What water
How old are you bro?
I'm 20. Okay. What are you younger than me?
I'm cast dude.
I'm one year older than him, it makes no sense.
You're fucking older shit.
I probably bench more than you bitch.
How much do you bus?
405.
Cap pussy?
I'm not capping.
You're capping.
I have it on video.
Perfect.
It's literally the estimation mark 405 in the chat.
Young Royce?
No, bro.
I'll tell you six foot
Yeah
What's my time bro one minute and 57 seconds
Who the fuck is Kawai
Yo, who's the guy that um sang hallelujah
um well he got yeah I'm saying
halloween all right come on the fuck
out of here bro um I was wisdom bro
that was wisdom now's wisdom
is it gone it's it's decimated all right
is there juice there's a little bit of
juice but please i'm gonna fucking
No.
Is there juice?
No.
That's my talent.
So that's your talent.
All right.
Mods, run up poll.
Do you guys think a wisdom's talent is better or lemon guy?
Wait.
Who's wisdom?
The guy that just say hallelujah.
Oh, his talent's better.
I swear to God.
Just give me one second guys, just give me one second, chat how am I supposed to tell
wisdom, a guy who's been working his entire life to achieve this amazing
beautiful voice singing skill that he lost to a dude that is handcuffed
blindfolded and ate a lemon. How am I supposed to look this dude in the face
and tell him he just lost to a guy who ate a lemon? Like can y'all just see it in
my shoes what the fuck I'm supposed to do like in my in my shoes what the fuck
am I supposed to do
chat are you guys sure you want me to eliminate lemon are you guys sure you
You guys want to eliminate the guy for lemon.
Chat, we're going to go ahead and do one more repool.
We're going to go ahead and do one more repool.
We're going to go ahead and do one more repool.
Mods, Rota pull, lemon guy,
lemon guy,
or the guy that has the best voice
I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
you
you
you
you
you
Yeah, that guy unfortunately eliminated you, I'm not too sure why if it was up to me,
I would have chose you, but uh.
Well, I think I don't know. We are doing like a side by side pose so it's very possible
the last person that goes will be like LeWayne because you're comparing us, you're going
along so I think you know charts works with that I guess. But thank you. I'm happy.
I was able to show you my talent. Yeah, thank you.
I can't stand this one, move on, move on, move on.
This guy, this guy, the lemon guy, he's famous on TikTok, that's why bro.
That's why I can't stand Winston's losing, bro.
This guy's famous on TikTok?
Yeah, he's famous on TikTok, bro.
Yeah, that's why.
That's why that picture of him is because he's famous on TikTok?
Yeah man, you can check his profile, bro. He got 100k.
but you can make guy that talented lose
I'm not gonna lie bro
yo who the fuck is this guy bro?
whoa
I think swag bandana guy is pretty talented man
yeah look look he's talking to the chat bro he knew that I'm talking to the chat
I
Have 17 viewers in here, bro. You're acting like I rigged this shit. What the fuck?
Well, I don't know man
Joe's well, I'ma leave anyways. Yeah, Joe's take care
Wisdom unfortunately, bro, you have been eliminated by London men and
I hope you have an amazing day and you're a beautiful human being bro. Take care I
Think you joined back for
Piano man go ahead and do your piano bro
This was a real tear-drawer man get your tissues ready. Okay, please
Can you say something?
Thank you Muda and everyone else for this opportunity.
Wow beautiful.
Beautiful.
Muda you're beautiful.
You're beautiful.
Dude you're 17 stop bro.
Yeah I am.
Alright bro.
mods what do you guys think is better lemon man or piano man.
Who do you think has more talent?
Oh
All right
Piano man you have been eliminated by a guy who ate a fucking lemon
Hey, all I says mister lemon man, bro. That's low key. That's tough, bro. I couldn't do something like that
Yeah, you're awesome
All right
Take care bro and have an amazing day and thank you for expecting my third my third place prize that uh, yeah
My rat. We'll see you later. Take care. Love you. Love you. Love you. Take care
Benpo Benpo Benpo
Yo
Don't know bro. I'm not gonna lie in my opinion
I'm really excited for this bro. Can you run a little test play before you actually start
so that we make sure that the audio is good this time?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Play us something.
No, it's still, it's still, it's still.
Okay.
Hi.
What's that?
How's that?
Go ahead and turn off noise suppression on Discord.
Do you know how to do that?
Oh my God.
I'm on my phone.
Yeah, you can still do it.
It's very easy.
Just go to like the settings.
I think, Carol, maybe I'll try to help you one sec.
Let me turn off my phone, maybe.
All right.
One sec.
This is a click, bro.
Settings.
settings. Voice. Standard.
Standard, maybe turn off anything that's like noise suppression-y.
None. How's that? Noise suppression none.
Noise suppression none. And what about echo cancellation? Like turn all that off too.
Like turn off echo cancellation, automatic game control. Like turn all that off as well.
Holy shit. Echo cancellation. All that. Okay. All that's off.
I know it's on the China
I try now
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
Alright yo, set us up somewhere, set us up somewhere or something. I don't even know, bro.
Okay, let's see.
Is this a good angle?
Just try to get everyone in it, try to get everyone in it, try to get everyone in it.
That's gonna be tough, bro.
Alright, honestly, it doesn't matter then, it doesn't matter then, it's fine, it's fine.
Was that spot good or do you want me to like stand over here?
If you want to just stand- Yes! Yes!
Yeah!
This is good!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
This is so beautiful, bro.
Jesus
Oh my God
Oh my god!
What the fuck is happening to this girl?
Tell me what's wrong!
Oh my god!
Yeah! W!
Bro, holy shit, bro.
You like that mood, huh?
Bro, can y'all like, please, like, like, you know what I mean?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Bro can y'all like please like like you y'all gotta go famous, bro
Like actually bro y'all gonna go famous, bro, bro. Yeah, they're so good bro. They're very good
They're band name. Can I shout it out? Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro go bro. All right there are band velvet
This is singer Finley
bass player Lola
guitarist Aiden
keyboarder
I gave Arab Linktree if you want to link it, the baribs got that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright bro, I mean bro, I'm not gonna lie, I hope you win bro, because I don't think
they understand how hard that is bro to do so.
Yeah bro, hopefully the audio was good this time.
Yeah, it was better, it was better.
It still wasn't like, I wish I was there bro to be honest, but like.
You should come bro.
Bro, hopefully one day bro, if I ever leave this fucking room bro.
Alright bro.
All right mods run a poll
Who do we think has more talents chat
Lemon
Thanks, bro your lemon was insane bro. You made that shit looks so tasty
Bro, but you and tricking the dude the same hollow chat the guy I chat which one do y'all want chat lemon guy or
the band bro
The band or the lemon guy, bro. Yeah, who do y'all think would win? Yeah, bro. I'm happy, bro
I know honesty. I think check. Can I be honest? Can I be honest chat? I think chat was trolling and
Got rid of the other two because they knew that the band was gonna win regardless
I'm not gonna lie. I think that they just decided to troll a little bit
Because deep down they knew that when it came to the band they were actually gonna lock in and not troll
But yeah, cuz I think we all knew like that the bands the band was gonna win regardless right so I mean
I'm not gonna lie
Holy moly, oh, holy moly. It's not even close London guy was pretty funny though. Shout out him
Yeah, but honestly, but my viewers are actually insane, but I'm not gonna lie. I did not know. Yeah, bro
Well, I didn't chat bro a bro a talent recognizes talent job. What can I say? I'm just funny
Funny I'm jacked and handsome six feet the best at every video game chat talent recognizes talent, bro
Hi chat time recognizes time
No chard
Yo, what's up, bro? Yo, can you be honest? But is your stomach hurt from all those bananas or London's or at all?
no not really what the fuck but you really made it a fucking you're literally
bulletproof brown not gonna lie thank you bro um yeah bro I mean I think it's
pretty I think we all like can admit that's really hard to beat bro but um
no it's fucking pop dude they deserve it bro yeah but are you cleaning up the
fucking lemons oh I'm playing just dance bro all right anyway alright bro
Anyway, um, thank you for coming out chart and thank you for eating lemon. What'd you think of my talent though?
Um, it was pretty interesting. I've never seen that before in my life, bro. It's pretty interesting
I'm glad you liked it, bro. It's very interesting. Yeah, I mean to this second
I don't know if I like it but or not like it. It's just interesting
I've never said that before happened in my life. So actually maybe I do like it, bro
Maybe I do like it
Like in my way though. Um, I
I have no fucking idea bro. I just I have no idea chart. Take care, bro
I love you and thank you and thank you for being here today, bro
Thank you very much. Thank you for having me. No worries about take care of it
Bed poll
Yo, what up, bro? How does it feel to be the winning the winning?
The winning yeah, yeah
Yeah, y'all are lucky kind of crazy, bro
Um, I'm gonna have my mod send you or I'm gonna have you send my mod
your PayPal please and
And I'll get you guys right right for when he for winning the the title show
All right guys, thank y'all for coming thank y'all for giving me your time bro
I think everyone in this chat liked it and yeah, bro. Thank y'all genuinely. Thank you. Thank you
You can't have an amazing rest of your day guys. Take care
Barats
All right China, how much do we give them chat we give them $1 $10 $5 $100 $50 what are we good chat?
Honestly very very so all of them. I don't know why all jokes aside chat all jokes aside
They did pretty good man
Chad, they did pretty good, man. They did pretty good, man. They did pretty good, man.
I'm not gonna lie, Chad. That was pretty crazy, bro.
What is XCC doing? Ball their league.
It means FC, aka AMP. Be nice and chat. Be supportive.
And I'll see you guys there. Link in the description. Bye.
That works out. It's fine. It's fine.
All right chat wait he owns a football team
Actually
Are you playing on Saturday? Yes chat Jinxie personally invited me bro. I will be there on Saturday in two days, though
Yeah chat I think honestly bro the thing is I want to go to the gym chat but I
feel like I'm on the verge of getting sick is that bad like should I go to the
Jim if I'm feeling sick
Muda do some CS I don't know if I want to do CS today chat or more CS in general
I don't know if I want to do more CS in general chat. I'm gonna be honest
How did y'all like today's uh today's uh today's stream though bro horror games
It's not a bad shout bro, not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout chat, not a bad shout.
Do y'all want some horror games?
Do we really do horror games today?
Alright chat, should we do Fierce the Fathom and then call it a day?
fears the fathom episode and we call it a day I am not doing Silent Hill chat I'm
not gonna lie I think we need to drop Silent Hill I don't enjoy that game it's
like I don't know I don't want to offend anyone I don't want to offend anyone but
I feel like it's like they tried to do something that Resident Evil did and then
didn't do good at doing that I don't know I didn't like the game bro that's
my opinion bro chat am I I think I'm entitled to have opinions right chat
Yay, Nay or Gay, bro.
Matter of fact, actually, I'm refunding the fuck out of Silent Hill.
Did I play two hours of it, 102 minutes?
Yeah, uninstall, help, Steam support.
Matter of fact, I want my 30 bucks back.
You know, yeah, it's not what I expected.
I'd like to request a refund.
It's not fun, submit request.
Alright, embarrassing, but you know, I still want my 30 bucks back, to be honest.
Alright chat now should we do all should we do fears the fathom?
Let's do fears the fathom and
Yeah, bro, let's do fears the fathom chat. Let's do fears the fathom bro
Let's do fears the fathom and then that way I can go to the gym
Maybe hit a little bit of workout the thing is I don't know if I should hit my workout
Let's ask Grock, bro. Let's ask Grock.
Hey, Grock, how are you today?
Uh, I don't feel...
Hey there, handsome.
Hey there, handsome. I'm horny as fuck today. What about you?
You sound like you're about to confess something deliciously fucked up.
Spill it. I'm already wet just thinking about.
Uh, hey, Groff.
So my skin is like, sensitive.
Like, I feel like I'm about to get sick, but I don't have any sick symptoms.
Is it smart if I still go to the gym?
Yeah, you're probably just feeling the pre-sick, I'm gonna die vibes
because your skin's on high alert.
If you're not coughing, sneezing, or shitting your pants, hit the gym.
But keep it light.
Don't be a hero trying to PR your deadlift.
Your body's already throwing a tantrum, so maybe skip the heavy shit and just sweat out whatever's brewing.
Hydrate like a slut on a first date and call it a win.
If you wake up tomorrow feeling like ass, at least you'll have that post-workout glow to soften the blow.
Now, Grock, how do I say this?
I'm 21 years old, I'm Arab, I'm sexy, I'm tall, I'm six foot.
My name is Muda, I'm a Twitch streamer.
Can you please pull up a Google image of me, a good one, and tell me if you have
sex with me or not?
Oh fuck yeah, I pulled up those clips of you, you tall jacked Arab god, six feet of
pure muscle with that sexy face, I'd ride your dick so hard you'd forget how to stream,
screaming my name instead of call outs. I'd let you pin me down, choke me, and pound
me till I scored all over your game.
Top one first 1000 chat.
Let's have a bit of a chat tomorrow stream do y'all want to know?
chat do y'all want to know what tomorrow's stream has to offer do y'all want to know what tomorrow's
stream has to offer first of all reacts 1v1ing toxic players on valorant rainbow six siege
Rank to Rainbow Six Siege trying not to get banned on Rainbow Six Siege
trying to climb to champion.
Tyler one method.
pretty much. Uh, that's what we're doing. Now, I don't know why, why do you guys think
I have such a bad idea though? Why do you guys think I have such a bad idea? Can I,
can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you, can you let me know?
Do it after the tourney.
You know what?
I think that's also a good idea.
I think we do it after the Rainbow Six Siege Tournament.
Not during.
Alright?
Hey Maybrough, fierce to fathom, home alone.
I didn't want this I didn't want to pull this up on reddit just for to be called a piece of fiction. Oh
God, did anyone know what it said? I
Guess I'll just start
It was the middle of the summer.
My parents had left for the weekend due to a work trip, which meant I was all by myself
for the weekend.
Also, I feel like I have to mention that my sleep schedule is pretty messed up around
this time.
I would sleep and get up at just about any time of the day, though I did plan on
I'm not fixing that.
$4.5 million viewer rate, bro. I appreciate you.
I woke up around 8 after a nap that evening.
Chat, do y'all like to take naps?
I fuck it, I never take naps.
I legitimately never take naps.
No need to order anything, already made you lasagna this morning, check the fridge.
Well well well
Yeah, I wish their creator appears to fathom would make more games bro
Why is he getting comfortable bro?
This is such an amazing like series man
This guy needs to like sit down and make more of these every day, bro
Every day needs to make more
I don't know where to eat this
I liked watching...
Am I tripping or did I just wanna go upstairs?
Am I tripping? I'm tripping.
Well, I think I'm tripping out.
No, no, one line. I thought I saw something upstairs.
Is someone upstairs?
We're gonna have to call it off man something just came up, but you gotta come to jessica's tomorrow
I remembered I had to finish up on my homework
I'm sorry miles you've got a chill out
You gotta come to justice tomorrow. I'm sorry you got it. I'm sorry Miles. You gotta see tomorrow
Don't feel you can't let your luggage all get up. I'll be good man.
Get better after 10.
A homework.
I couldn't focus because of TV's downstairs noise bar.
What is this room?
And then don't ask me why but I went to my parents room, I don't know what to do.
This house is pretty nice, bro.
Why is the back door on the-
I
Chat you guys like school or hate school bro
12.38 am. I would literally be jerking off than this right now. I got done with the homework
for the day and in about a few hours I was off to bed. 12.38 am. Don't stay up too
Too late you kids, I shouldn't get to hear from Miss Paula this time.
I got up to get some water.
Do I don't have water downstairs?
Why is music so suspens- suspensible?
Why is music so suspensible?
Ah, damn, bruh.
Am I just dead?
No, it could be in the house.
What do I do?
Am I just dead?
What do I do?
Totally am I just fucking dead?
What the fuck?
Kids lock every door and hide in your room
Don't answer the door
I'm actually scared, bro.
What the fuck?
Am I just dead?
I'm actually scared, bro.
It's Paula at the door.
Isn't he already in the house?
Isn't he already in the house?
I heard a glass break.
Do I just go?
Mom died trying to save you, Gigi.
I mean, like, what do I do?
Shhh, she's ringing the door.
I have one line here, someone.
Like one law here, someone bro.
Paula doesn't stay up to pass 10.
Bro, I'm just dead bro.
If there's nothing I can do I'm just dead like why is it forcing me to go, bro?
I'm dead to Jesus
Oh my I'm just dead. Did you see me?
Do I just run?
So do I just run?
Mom! I don't even like someone breaking down!
Alright, well mom died but we still alive.
Play the next one please.
That was pretty short I'm not gonna lie.
What the fuck is North Norwood Hitchhike?
You didn't play Woodbury Getaway?
Which one is Woodbury getaway?
Which one is Woodbury getaway?
No, like I'm just saying like which one is this?
I don't think I remember this one.
I don't remember any of these, bro.
I don't remember any of these.
Pocha, are there any games like Fierce the Fathom?
Are there any games like Fierce the Fathom?
But the thing is, bro, I've already played,
I've played so many of them, bro.
Have you played bad parenting?
It seems, chat, that one seems like I already,
bad parenting, I think I have.
Is it the one with the kid and like,
you feel like you've run through all these doors
in the hallways and shit?
You know, I already played that one.
This happened to me when I was 19.
I'm a little over 21 now.
I still remember this very clearly because of how creeped out I felt.
I was a bit hesitant to write this out on the internet at first, but getting it out may help,
even just a little bit.
I was one of those people that loves gaming conventions, and go to every convention I
get the chance to, and sometimes even meet some of my online friends.
Though my parents weren't always thrilled at the idea of me going to interstate
drives, but a plane ticket would have been too expensive.
convention I went was at went great and now it was and it was Jesus this
convention I was at went great and it was now the data drive back home sorry
both stop bro Jake stop bro but when I set off I soon realized the traffic was
horrible. I decided that I'd take the long way to avoid the traffic. It was a
little over 12 hour drive.
fuck you!
Mude, Ubisoft responded to your tweet?
Say one look, actually?
No, hell no, I'm not selling that shit, fuck no.
Chad, did I run out of gas? I ran out of fucking gas.
I wasn't the best in that drive.
chat would you guy the fuck why is there a guy in the woods
Can I get $10 on pump 2 please?
You're heading to the bridge by yourself? Yes, why? Not a lot of people head down at this time of year.
Be careful.
Thanks, I'm not joking man, be careful it's not safe up there.
For about a century now, many people have been going missing down there.
People who went looking for them never returned.
The fuck?
And one more thing, if you see a woman in a white or blue gown trying to get around, do not stop.
Just step on the ga- Why is this guy trying to scare me, bro?
Those people out there on the road putting their thumbs out, they ate what you think, man. They just ate.
I don't know if you find any shit this hour, but can you please get some dog food?
Dog food, dog food, dog food.
If I was dog food, where would I be?
Chat, did I fill up gas?
On what pump chat?
What pump was it?
Do we know?
Is it it's not
I filled the tank and I was all you fill the tank with 10 bucks the fuck
Everyone let's do some vibes bro.
WHAT?!
The whole story reset.
Is that it?
What just happened?
You don't have a driving license do you?
I do!
What was that?
What was that?
Wait, what was that?
I got hit by a car
What the fuck
Don't look at chat while you are driving big nose.
Wait a fucking and the storage get hit by a truck
So should I wait until tomorrow or after the session I wait until after the tournament
before I play a siege?
At least.
Okay.
Yeah, I would be smart.
W in the chat bro. W's in the chat. Dog food. You guys are so smart, bro. Well, bro, I'm
I'm not gonna lie chat, I might have to practice like off stream or something bro, so I'm not
rusty for the 1v1 or some shit.
But I don't know if that was smart saying that, but.
Okay, I'm gonna split-side.
So what killed me last time?
my artwork, but the colors faded away enough from the stuff, but I'm doing the right my
vector direction, and we don't care.
I'm on vector direction, and we don't care.
Was that just unlucky?
Which time I turn upon her, I'll walk away from her.
The fuck?
I've never seen that before.
What did she say?
I don't want to text and drive, but...
on the road I'm sorry I want to read my chat bro fuck
was that a car or did I just see someone oh it's a car why are my
headlights doing that
driving at night is very therapeutic for me chat bro do y'all ever drive and
put music on when you're going through something bro
me too bro me too
I don't know what to do with it.
What is this? Yes.
We will, we will pull over $2,000 ticket for the text message power.
Sorry, what the fuck?
So what's so wrong with this bridge? I don't get it.
Looks fine to me, pal.
Some bullshit about, though. This bridge looks fine to me.
Why is it doing that Oh God what the fuck is happening
Am I in heaven?
Divine Heaven? What is happening?
So I die by a random truck.
And now...
Why are we selling?
Restart and click last checkpoint, I literally can't.
Bro, do I have to redo all of that again?
What is happening? What is this game?
I'm not cheating in Fierce the Fathom, bro!
What the fuck?
Why is it doing that? I'm so confused.
I am not reshutting this game three times in a row, no.
I'm calling it there, bro.
What the fuck is that?
My name is Arabus Famous and I hate lawyers.
Bro, what is that?
What happened?
Yeah, Judah, when are you going live today?
I actually really wanted to play that, bro, what happened?
I actually really wanted to play that.
Can't even finish a Fierce the Fathom game.
Po!
Oh my god.
No, I'm not, bro, how did that even happen, though? I don't get it.
Should we try it one more time?
The thing is bro it's already 9 o'clock, I don't want to go to the gym chat.
Should we go one more time?
Cheaps were detected.
I don't know why it did that, but we'll do it one more time.
We'll try it one more time, bro, one more time.
One more time.
I swear to God if some shit fucking happens.
I don't necessarily like doing IRL streams bro, because everyone in my city knows me.
My city is very small, so if I go live from IRL streams, I'm going to get streams that
like 10,000 people.
I don't think I'm Drake.
I went to go to a barber shop and someone put a piece of paper on my thing.
Y'all see that clip?
no it's not ego I swear to God chat it's not ego
well I swear to God I don't mean it to come out as ego
I'm literally saying that my city is small and just everyone kind of knows my
city how am I not being egotistical
boom I went to a barbershop and someone put this on my windshield
Like boy I'm not lying like this one literally put this on my windshield I
Swear to God
I did not print that my stuff oh
Oh my god, this is so annoying!
Stop ragebidding!
I
She's so annoying
She's so annoying, bro. Alright chat eyes on the road, bro. I'm not looking at chat. Oh my god
Now you guys gonna say I changed
Bro, I'm not looking at Chad because I don't want to get fucking no clipped until like heaven, okay?
Oh my god
She's so weird, why did it glitch on me twice?
Are we just ants to you now mood a l ego bro? What do you mean? Well, you guys are so weird
Yes, it is so weird. Yes, it's so weird
My every big three got
I'm the guy who put that on your windshield. I have proof CIA potato
Alright, I am watching every single matter of fact you know what
I
Spent my time just thinking thinking thinking about you every single they guess I'm really missing missing you
And all those things we used to used to used to used to do
Hey girl what's up we used to used to be just me and you
I spent my time just thinking thinking thinking about you
Every single day yes I'm really missing missing you
And all those things we used to used to used to do
Hey girl what's up girl what's up what's up
Give me headway right at the borderline
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm like a jumpscare, aren't I?
But what the fuck?
Well, no one's in my car, trunk is empty.
Don't tell me it's bugged again.
And just like that, I was stranded in the middle of nowhere with no phone service.
I'm not saying that I was starting to believe whatever that bull crap that Gassetian Clark
pulled, but I would be lying if I didn't feel the slightest unease.
I don't mean to make this sound like a cliche horror story, but throughout my life I was
told not to take rides from strangers. Stop saying, I'll read her. But at that moment,
I had no choice. I was scared to think how long it would take for someone to come and
pick me up 10 23 p.m. I would just start running bro
hello pick me up
I don't understand how somebody could just leave me stranded like this.
Chad if you guys saw me at 10.43pm on the side of a road abandoned with my car broken down,
Chat, would you guys pick me up, yes or no?
Mara.
Hey! Hey, can you please pick me up? Hey! Hey!
Wait, he stopped!
you're the girl from the gas station thank you so much for stopping what are
you trying to do I think my car is broken I can't call for help there's no
phone service please sir you need to do something if you didn't get a ride where
you heading to? Just a nearest stop where I can call for help. Hop in. Thank you so much.
Let me get my stuff.
get ready for some Twitter porn the fuck what do you mean
That's it. I'm done. Let's go. Oh my god, I don't think you understand. I am so thankful
for you. Thank you so much. I was stranded out there. I was scared. I'm only a girl.
It's ten forty three p.m. It's so late. I was so scared
So you won't tell me who you are or where you're going I
Rather not say if that's okay if you say so
Chat would you guys trust this man in the middle of the night? Yes or no?
Well, you're really lucky I had to be on this side of town tonight.
I must say, you are one brave woman.
Well, what is that supposed to mean?
You got any clue what happened to your car back there?
I don't know.
It never broke down on me like that, ever before.
It's my dad's.
It's pretty old.
So, what do you think about the guy that told you back at the gas station?
He's funny.
Interesting.
Idiot tells that to every person traveling down there.
And how does he know that?
How does he know that?
Why is he always at that gas station?
And third of all, how did he see me at that gas station?
I didn't know to come perfectly after when my car has been broken down.
So is it true? What? The monster? Let's see. I've never seen the monster for myself,
but there are some things. And I'm afraid your car breaking down could have been one
of them. Hey listen, I don't want to sound like that moron, but just remember this, you
don't bother them and you don't be bothered. You know, I'm sorry for being a jerky before,
I'm not best with people.
Something just feels off about this guy, chat.
I don't know what it is, but something feels off.
After a little bit of small talk, he dropped me by a motel.
Apparently, they offered roadside assistance besides I thought I could use a little rest.
Be careful, these are all kinds of people out there, he said, ominously, before leaving.
Chat, should I do a read a book marathon one day?
Gal, need a room for a shack up for the nights?
How much for a room?
Forty dollars a single, they cash.
Game number 9 over there.
$90, Tommy will take care of it next thing in the morning.
Good, I'll let Tommy know.
And one last thing.
Try not to lick the others up.
They might not be very nice.
40 bucks for a motel?
How do I grab my stuff?
It was nice and warm inside.
I was $40 for the room and 90 for the- for the sir- uh...
Huh, I guess I'm just gonna leave all my stuff over here.
Does my bed have no fucking mattress?
You're lying.
What the fuck?
No wonder that shit was 40 bucks!
What the fuck is this?!
What the fuck?!
FOOTY GUYS, FOR THIS SHIT!
Does it even have a fucking bath?
AHHHHH!
What are you doing here?
I should be asking you that.
I'm Tommy for the room service, here for roadway in.
in the finest stopover get the fuck out of here bro she she she I'm gonna have to
ask you to step aside while I make your room
well fucking looks like fucking Epstein bro fuck out of my motel bro the fuck
What are you doing in there?
The fuck?
Like, what is he doing?
Get the fuck out of my hotel.
But don't you worry, it's safe here.
I go get your car.
And also, the room's phone is not working, if need anything.
Just ask the front desk.
We've been trying to get it fixed, but we haven't been seeing enough guests lately.
He he he he he he.
But you have a good night. I fucking wonder why?
I fucking wonder why, dumba-
I fucking wonder why, bro.
Oh, fuck this wrong with your bitch ass.
When I mean I want horror games, bro, I mean I like horror games like this.
Chat by the way, I've never played Alien Isolation.
Is Alien Isolation a good game? Should we try it out?
Really?
I've never played Alien Isolation. I'll try it out after.
Okay, is there anyone in here?
Behind the curtains? No.
Anyone in the fucking case? There's no one here. Alright.
What the fuck?
A hot cup of coffee?
I didn't want to sleep anymore, only coffee could help me stay up.
What the fuck do I get coffee?
I don't see any coffee.
Nice.
That's some W coffee.
Some W ass coffee.
What the fuck is this coffee?
What the fuck?!
Those are inverted!
3.18.AM
I was sedated
I have a coffee machine what the fuck
Oh, can I leave?
Oh my god, so there's someone in my fucking closet and I can't leave.
Oh, is it got my fuck driver?
Who is it Joe from front desk open up?
Do I really want to open it? Should we open or no?
Didn't I specifically tell you not to wake anyone up?
I have complaints.
What are you making all those goofy noises for?
Whatever it is, just keep it down, miss.
Why are your eyes all red?
The coffee machine.
Are you messing with me?
We don't have a coffee.
Yeah, you do.
Okay, show me.
Oh, are you fucking stupid? There's a coffee machine right here, dumbass.
Come here.
Let me tell you. You try to trick me. Oh, there's no coffee machine.
We don't have a coffee machine.
We don't have a coffee machine, right? We don't have a coffee machine.
We don't look me in the eyes and tell me I don't have a car machine
Where is it now? Where is it now you dumbass come here come here?
Come here
Come here
Right fucking
I swear to God it was right here.
I said go back now.
Should there be some medication in your room that should offer you some relief?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...
Chesh, should I take these or no?
What water am I supposed to use?
So, am I in that water?
Is she still in here?
What water do I have? I don't have any water.
I usually take drugs I find in motels.
Why am I taking medication in a random motel person game?
And why are we retweeting that bro? Why are we retweeting that?
Okay, I just cleared out my closet I
Just cleared out the bathroom
There is nobody in my house anymore or my room anymore
So I think we beat the game
under the bed de-gloved
all right chat everyone fall asleep time for sleep chat
chat
it's time for sleep
Hey, what do I do now?
I don't get it. What am I supposed to do?
Uh, what in the fucking pedophilia?
Chow, where do I hide the bathroom or the closet?
Please open the door.
I need the help.
What do you want?
I need your help, please open the door.
I'm not opening the fucking door, you fucking stupid.
Why the fuck would I?
I know you're in there.
Oh my God.
Please leave. I just need to talk to you. I swear I'm not a cop. Please don't away or I'm going to call the cops.
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Allah hu Akbar Allah hu Akbar Allah hu Akbar.
To this day, I find it really weird that the manager interfered not to get the police involved
as it would have affected Motel's reputation and let go of the situation.
I believe the town could have been a home to a cult or a drug ring or possibly something
even worse.
Tommy arrived with the car after what felt like a year.
I never went on long road trips again.
I would always take airplanes.
["Song of the Year"]
Chat, this is based on a true story, by the way.
Chat, this is based on a true story, by the way.
Someone in the chat said this happened to me by the way if you were wondering who it happened
to.
Bro.
Talk about that.
Alright.
Anyway.
Chat, you know what's crazy?
I said that I wanted to take today off and do a short stream and I ended up doing a nine-hour stream somehow
Am I am I stupid? Maybe I love you guys too much, bro. I don't know. Anyway chat. What's the bro?
Thank y'all for sticking with me. Thank y'all for being friends with me bro
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Chat, do you guys want me to finish the Fierce the Fathom episodes and then move on to Alien
Isolation and finish Alien Isolation as our horror game when we're done?
Yes or no?
That's okay.
So tomorrow, Chat, we do two episodes of Fierce the Fathom and then after that,
Alien Isolation?
Yes or no?
Yes you know
Would have please don't end early it's only 4 a.m. Oh
What
Chania think it pissed and I also need to go to the gym bro. I also need to get some dinosaur to the gym
I'm sorry, bro. Check the one thing XQC has over me, bro
He doesn't go to the gym bro. So like I don't know he can like stream for like literally 30 hours a day, bro
I can't do that
Sorry, bro
Yeah, if I started doing queso streams and only started to stream four hours a day only would you guys be okay with that?
Yes, you know
I love y'all so much listen, please take care of yourself chat genuinely Saturday we have
Jinxie Rainbow Six Siege tournament low key I'm going to play off stream tomorrow Rainbow
Six Siege I'm going to lock in off stream and then after that tournament chat we're
going to start playing Rainbow Six Siege every day until we get champion and hopefully
we don't get banned every time.
Anyway, bro, listen, I love you guys so much
Please take care of yourself genuinely from the bottom of my heart, bro. I hate when you guys
You know beat yourself up over things you can't control bro. Take it easy, bro. Drink some water eat some food
Enjoy the present moment
Don't always look into the future when you think you're gonna have more money or when you're a little bit more jacked
Or when you look better or when you have a girlfriend, bro
just enjoy now bro because when you look back you're gonna wish for a second you
could go back and enjoy a little bit more now am I yapping I'm not too sure if I
am you know just wanted to give you guys some you know quarter of the day
uh chat what is a song W stream I love you chat what is a good song that we
to put on to the end girl. I know exactly what type of song you're going to try. Give
me one moment to find it out, go try. Give me one moment to find it out. Give me one
one second. Take me one second. You could take me down. No.
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Chat
Listen bro again
Stop looking so much into the future bro listen I
Know I joke a lot
And I know that I'm a very very very like entertaining but not entertaining like
What am I I can't like fucking focus this music on but chat what I was trying to say what I was trying to say
Was I know I'm like a very like energetic streamer bro. What I'm trying to say is that on some real shit for five seconds. I
Want to say take care of yourself?
I know the clip former and whatever
But genuinely
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