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I'm sure one cell but I love you so much. God bless you.
Um,
High-vives wants to play rock and lead.
Chat, should we play
with high-vives today? I think so.
I think so, bro. I think so. I think so. I think so.
He just hopped off brawler.
Should I message him on brawler and say, oh my god.
Anyway bro how are y'all doing man? I want to know before we even start the content though, bro
Chat before we even start anything today, bro. Listen. Hi, really. How are you chat?
What did y'all do last night? What did y'all do today?
What time is it for you? How is everyone doing bro? How is everyone doing? I
Need to ask the community bro. You ask the community bro. How are y'all bro? How are y'all chat? How are y'all bro?
928 PST chat I have a question bro. I have a question chat I have a question. Oh, by the way, I
Literally slept with your stream ending and woke up with it starting mood up
Bro, it's actually insane bro. Gavio with the Prime. I love you so much. God bless you
Have a great day mood and chat love you all smile
No cheap can't beat JC. Are you fucking are you stupid?
Are you stupid? Are you fucking stupid?
I literally beat him with a monitor cam on the screen on the monitor
I beat him with a monitor camera. How was I cheating back then?
I haven't touched the game for a week
I haven't touched the game for a week because I've been banned and then he comes and beats me and you're all my dick
Rorly Rorly you fucking pussy you fucking pussy Rorly you fucking bitch you small dick pussy loser bitch
Shut up
Are you retarded shut up?
All right, anyway, how was everyone doing? How was everyone doing chat fuck? Let's get it
All right
All right chat listen, what does this mean bro?
So does your car have one of those wide load signs on it, PC, of your big nose?
Anyway, bro, listen, so, a couple of things, chat tomorrow.
Rainbow Six Siege...
Rainbow Six Siege Jinxie Tournament tomorrow.
I don't know how I'm going to warm up because I'm banned.
I might have to warm up with the tutorial again.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie, popcorn.
I might have to warm up with the tutorial again.
I'm not going to lie.
I might have to warm up and do the tutorial again, bro.
I swear to God.
That's the only way I could warm up in the game, bro.
second thing chat second thing is second thing second thing good news and bad
news kind of all check good news and bad news alright hey mood and eco here
freeze Frank told me that your nose is the size of the birch califa it's simply
just not true that simply just is not true that simply is just not true anyway
Good news and bad news, good news.
And one of the emails chat from Ubisoft, asking them to play the game again, all right?
Gavin, thank you for the prime, I love you.
Chat they said, let me tell you what they said.
Thank you for contacting us.
We received your appeal regarding the sanction on your account.
You will receive a follow-up within 28 days only if you do not receive a response within
that timeframe.
That means the appeal has been denied.
So like what is this email?
Who emailed me this?
Please stop sneezing.
My house is about to fly away.
If this keeps on going, I will have to call the Israeli police on you.
You will not survive this.
Who is emailing me this bro?
Who is emailing me this bro?
What are you emailing me bro?
Oh my god bro.
So anyway chat.
Yes bro.
Bad news and good news.
We have to wait 28 days to get a response.
Mooda love you brother, but you look like Thomas Wadhouse.
Who the fuck is Thomas Wadhouse?
I've never, what the fuck is a Thomas?
That is a Thomas Wadhouse.
Barat.
So yes bro, so basically chat, we're going to wait within 28 days.
I am not going to breach TOS within those 28 days.
I'm going to be a good little boy, I'm going to be a good little boy, not going to do
anything.
Now, if I don't get unbanned within those 28 days, I will make a second account and play
road to champion
without ubi soft permission
on street
so ubi soft
you are not intimidating
go fuck yourself bro
so anybody act that uh and then okay and tomorrow rainbow six siege
uh rainbow six siege tomorrow
How was everyone doing though man? I missed y'all, but seriously from the bottom of my heart bro chat
I really did miss y'all bro. I took care of it the 16 months. I love you. God bless you chat
What did you guys get for Christmas bar right? It makes no sense, but why are you subbing to for 16 months?
Just to say fuck you
Anyway, life is good chat life is good life is good
What is numbers mean bro, what is numbers mean anyway, uh, yes today's stream is gonna be a good stream chat
Today's gonna be a good stream
We're gonna do react and then we're gonna do what we wanted to talk to viewers on Valorant
And then we're also gonna do a little bit of Valorant games chat. I have a question
Do you guys want to see a CSGO series to face it level 10?
Is that is that something fun that you guys want to see that a face it level 10 series
First of all, I buy a lot of skins on the game and then I do a FaceIt to level 10 series
because I can't do anything with champion on Rainbow Six Siege.
Now also, for my horror game people, we are finishing Fierce to Fathom series today.
finishing fierce the fathoms series today then also tomorrow's horror game
which I've never played before alien isolation yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck you again brah so yes chat that is what is going to
happen bro that is what is going to happen uh muda listen to this video please all right
why is it this guy's nose so big
You guys know Drake is uh Drake is Odyssey chat. You all know Drake is my best friend, bro
Do you all know Drake is my best friend?
Now anyway, yes chat that is what we're gonna be doing today, okay?
So chat it's gonna be good, bro
To be good is gonna be good is gonna be good chat prayers in the chat if I don't for when I don't get unbend
I really really really want to get on bad bro on siege. So yeah, but hopefully will happen soon
Maybe rainbow it maybe that maybe siege to face a level 10 series who knows
Honestly, who knows who knows who knows maybe we'll set that in a couple of days. Honestly, actually, let me call Celestio, bro
Celestio Celestio Celestio, how are you? How are you my Chinese brother?
I didn't know all the horrible things I said and you are referring to Israel?
I'm not from Israel, Celestial! I'm not from Israel, bro!
From Lebanon!
Are you sure?
Yes! Yes, bro! Yes! From Lebanon, not Israel!
Say I'm God.
I'm God! I'm God!
Okay, okay, okay. You don't look like you're from Israel, though. Just saying. Just saying, bro.
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Anyway, bro, how are you, Celestial?
Very good. How are you, bro?
I'm good bro, I'm, you know, I uh, how are you, how are you, bro?
Uh, I'm doing pretty pretty good. Uh, and how's your uh, and uh, how's your little dick?
Huh?
Anyway, bro, um, so Celestial
Yeah, listening listening. I am doing a face it to level 10 series because face it reset
listening but what bad news for you oh my god tell me bro what's the bad news
It pro asked me to lend my skins. I said yes
So still so you said yes to me and then you said yes to another guy and threw me and then talked to me basically
Hey, I wouldn't put it that way, but you said yes to me first and then you let another guy take it
Think about it Muda think about it. You're valor and stream bro
Think about it. Think about it. I didn't know I didn't know where you're going to do this
Thanks, bro
Sustio, don't do this to me, Sustio, please.
Bro, like, ah, Chaisa, bro, go play Rainbow Six, bro.
Wait, what happened with that?
Why don't you play Rainbow Six?
Yeah, bro, I already hit the top rank in that game, so I have to hit the top rank now
and CS.
Do you mind me asking how you hit top rank?
I played with mingo jinxie and we all stacked together with five five man competitive and we made it to the chip
Okay, okay, okay
That's legit. That's legit bro. Thank you, bro. Um, I mean I don't have the I don't have any more man
I don't have it. It's not even it's not in my inventory
and
I don't plan to get it back until like August bro. What the fuck?
I need it for one week and give it to all the eggs
I mean, I don't think he's using it for now either, but yeah, since I've already given out. I mean I
Have like a I have like a budget one a budget one
So, let's go if I shoot myself in GTA 5 you were the reason bro. All right. Oh, she's a bro
I love you, bro.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, if we ever played CS go together, would you be able to carry me?
Yes or no?
Obviously.
What's your rank and face it?
I'll face it?
I mean, I don't have a rank right now, bro.
I don't have a rank right now.
I didn't play 10 games yet.
So what was your premiere then?
What's your premiere peak?
I'm a premier peak
Silly cake say wallahi
Okay, okay
All right
So you know what chat that means we have to
Chat that means we have to um
That means with the buyer own skins chat
That means we have to buy our own skins bro chat how expensive or CS go skins
How am I seven 10 plan new skins sorry, but at least you've got her nose to be with you
Celestial road you trying to make me more mad bro Celestial
Holy shit chat how expensive our skins brothers be honest shot. They can't be that expensive. Can they M9 bayonet
Emeralds, but I fight oh bro $2,000 that's it
Check only $2,000 by now
$10,000 for a knife.
Chat $10,000 for a fucking knife.
Uh, looks like we're gonna skip the CSGO segment.
Okay chat, we're going to be skipping the CS GO segment, okay chat?
Now, uh, yeah bro, we are going to be skipping the CS GO segments.
Now, um, let's, uh, walk, walk star with the uh tier 116, let's um, let's uh, yeah
Let's um let's call hi boys
Can you end stream faster I need to go somewhere bro and why would I end my stream for you
Like that literally makes no sense. Are you stupid, bro?
Are you stupid?
Why would I end my stream?
But what are you, holy elf ears, bro?
My ears aren't even that big.
Child, my ears big.
Or my ears big, be honest.
Holy shit, you look like an elf.
Let's just go into reacts bro.
How about that child?
Let's just go into reacts bro.
Let's just go into reacts child.
Go into reacts.
Legit right after.
What is this?
You just want to like jump up and forward and just like kind of go around a bit.
I don't know.
Light work, light work.
You like work, yeah.
Oh!
That's so easy!
That's so easy!
Oh my God, you're the best culture.
Same thing again.
What?
Oh!
Move it off, okay?
Then, bye.
What is this, bro?
Yo, bro, what is this, bro?
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.
What the fuck is this? What is this show?
Bro.
Zip it up when you're done, bro, alright?
Uh, nah, I'm not gonna-
Chop chop, stream a boy, entertain me.
Do you guys think I'm like some type of slave, bro?
Like, do y'all think I'm some type of, like, content slave that needs to slave to entertain you guys?
Like, that's not how it work, bro.
You need to quit the fucking game.
I do.
Yeah.
Call for nigger.
Call for nigger.
So, you wanna tonight so you can shit your pants with your big nose.
I'm not a real face, Franky, I beg your pardon.
chat
am I autistic?
be honest with me
chat am I autistic? be honest.
steak freaks sauteed spinach absolute fucking despair absolute fucking despair
steak freaks sauteed spinach the crushing reality of all that I've got and
the love that I've destroyed what is wrong with this guy bro who stayed who
You sent this video.
Why are you also eating in your room, bro?
Chair, and it's looking at Jinxie and Sakura.
Like what is this?
Yeah, I don't understand why he would make this game.
Put a TV on.
Make me a cock.
Like, I've never played this game again.
Like literally, I've never played this game again.
What the fuck even was that shit?
Have you ever looked at someone and wondered what is going on inside their head?
I wanna have sex with you.
Muda caught in 4k in a habitat with Jinxie.
Like what the fuck is this?
I'm so confused why am I a fucking air conditioner?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Bro, how does it get worse every time?
Bro!
What is this work out bro, you know, what is he working out real wait
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
That's the fucking is that is that the is that the
the pineapple from SpongeBob
What? Oh, real? Wait, bro, sometimes I feel like only Pixel's actually retarded. What,
bro? What are you guys morphing me into? Like, bro, what?
Ron Weasel would have been dumbledore and his prime to yank me off.
Exactly.
Especially after your kid was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis.
That's what he did with his battle.
To pay for her care with the funds.
So he put in food in her plate.
Too bad you can't put air in her lungs.
Bro, it's not even like a diss, it's just like bullying, bro.
That's just bullying, though.
Like why, bro?
Rory hashtag 5333
Lurkin
Chaos cheats
Why does he so like, um, the fuck?
Chat, what would you all do if you walked into a hotel and this is what you were met with?
Like this was your hotel room, chat. This was your hotel room
Goon, goon, goon, goon, goon
So every one of my chat is like like everyone in my chat pursuant to type goon
No wonder that shit was 40 bucks
But what do you guys mean take some noise you Jewish fat ugly cuck?
I'm not Jewish.
You fell for the goatee propaganda but there was once a time where you mogged.
Do you guys like when I didn't add my goatee or when I had my goatee chat?
Yo, do y'all, do y'all, do y'all like my goatee or without my goatee?
were chopped cheese bra so we're gonna kill the fuck is black pill AI boggles
went outside in his car wash for 20 gifted
Tidal Steer Pet.
Wait! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Holy...
Holy Fudge!
Tidal Steer Pet.
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
Oh, fuck! It's over!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
You're dead. I'm broken.
Bull.
What? Why would he do that? Why would he do that?
What? What? What? Why would he do that?
Uh, Ziggur, wha-
Okay.
His name, I swear to God, was what I said.
Come ball with me, nine months, I love you.
Oh.
I'm gonna get a security guard.
You are a ju-ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju-ju.
You are a ju-ju.
of june
What?
Bo he was excited Bo. Well, if anyone got a goal here everyone would be excited, bro
And what would happen if you brought Jinxie to aim and paul with the
A1 you and Jinxie arrive in the city Jinxie spots brekkie immediately
Immediately Pharaoh's wife most beautiful woman in Egypt. Jinxie is locked in from the first second day to Jinxie finds every excuse
To walk past the palace breccy waves at him once he doesn't sleep that night week one
They start talking every day by the market Jinxie thinks he has a real shot. You say nothing you are what is this?
Looks at breccy looks back at the guy
Sound watching you go. I don't understand a motion. Holy shit. You got a big nose
Nearly 20 minutes in is this stream ever gonna start.
How Drake got these folks acting over his new Drake album drop.
I swear to god though.
Got a bunch of people trying to melt some ice on a random Thursday afternoon.
Some shit I'd see in my fucking TikTok shop, bro.
Muda, don't play this dog shit team, I destroyed the other team, having dog shit who played
with the dick is not my fault and I still lose RR.
Bro, you're in fucking iron.
Like, bro, how are you even in iron elo, bro?
Kicked the fuck off the game bro your ass
Holy nose
Bro my nose isn't even that big man
It's honestly kinda crazy how y'all say shit like this
My nose is not even that big bro
So my nose is not even that big
Look
Okay, it's okay. It's a little big. It's a little big little bit. It's not that big though, bro
It's a little bit big bro. Not that big
Oh you bout it bout it
You're a big girl
And it's your words
And I'ma let you do it how you want
I got a like
Like
I know you know
I know you want a like
Don't be shy
I'll supply
Your nose is poking me
Like it's a weapon
Actually I have a question bro, who here is from XQC's chat?
Who here-
You look like Kaiji to look it up he's a long lost twin.
So who here is from XQC's chat?
Okay now listen, is there a reason why his chat literally thinks I am a fucking terrorist?
Someone tell me why?
I hate you so much.
Iceberg, who do you think you're talking to, bro?
Iceberg, who do you think you're talking to, bro?
Iceberg, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to apologize or there's going to be some consequences.
Iceberg, I'm going to give you 10 seconds to apologize.
I SPREAK!
I'm gonna give you 10 seconds to apologize!
10
9
8
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Also, but this is literally edited, my nose does not look this big, I think we can all understand that, right?
Come on
How moota after he stopped training
Bro what the fuck you guys said to me you fucking pedophiles
Making my way downtown, walking fast, known and fast in a buddha
And I miss you
And I-
Try to guess these- guess you guys sound good?
What are you guys-
Why are you guys send-
Why are you guys sending the c'mon bruh emotes?
Why are y'all sending the c'mon bruh emotes?
And I'm gonna be behind you
And you're not am-
I'm going to blame you.
Well, I actually, well, the stream snipers and Valorant need to genuinely get sniped
in the head of the GTA, like genuinely, genuinely, bro.
What were you guys saying, come on, bruh, Ford?
Making my way downtown, walking fast.
Bro.
Making my way downtown, responding.
dude
How do you just do that though? That makes no sense, bro
I don't know how he does that bro
Muda, do you like my wallpaper on my desktop?
Like what in the actual fuck am I looking at right now?
Like genuinely, what in the absolute fuck am I looking at?
I'll tell you guys right now if I don't get unbanned within a month, wallahi I'm all
playing on a fucking spoofer and literally just running it down until I get champion
on fucking CJ.
I'm gonna fuck.
Wallahi.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
What the-
Put that down right now.
Mooda genuinely, I speak for everyone in chat when I say you gotta stop yapping for over an hour.
Type 1 to agree. You're so fucking annoying.
I'm literally a streamer. Like what the fuck? Do you guys not want me to talk while streaming?
why are you guys typing one bro what the fuck I'm a streamer it's literally my
job to fit this max of 19 months I love you so much say it with the prime of
love you I'm Palabala boohoo with the problem you come ball I got scammed for
19 months W cheetah W a w two bar that has absolutely zero clue how he's
ejecting works and how someone can avoid getting caught he sold cheats he
He asked a level to hide him like what this could be true. This could be completely true
This is a fair one to say right? This is fair to say except you're telling me that
Muda is smart enough to bypass all the tampering evidence that they looked for
To bypass all that he could be rich enough or smart enough to all that and he forgot to delete it from here
This guy that knows so much about seed shit
forgot to delete the account from this folder while being smart enough to clear
everything else at a hardware level he's living out of the caprio he staged a
petty lie he staged a petty lie is this guy
Einstein holy shit this guy's the greatest if he did that on purpose y'all
could be right if he did this on purpose he can have it he beat me he
He beat me, he's like fucking Yagami.
He's fucking beat me chat, you know what I'm saying?
He won!
I lost!
What the fuck is this?
Yo!
What the fuck?!
I forgot!
Yeah!
When was this?
I forgot this, no one was this.
I have a fucking ass vibrator. I have a vibrator up my ass and it buzzes
One time for America
Two times for European three times for Asia
Noodle noodle noodle
I don't know, uh chat can I be honest bro chat, can I be up mooda this option is
good if streaming doesn't work out for you anymore
Music
Music
He'll show you, he'll show you, hey?
He'll show you, he'll show you, he'll show you, he'll show you
He'll tell you, he'll tell you
Don't tell them this, don't tell them this
Look, let's see it that
Got it, guys
Night work
Wait, tell me the stride, tell me the stride
Okay, so what you want to do? Oh, I've seen this already
I'm not hate y'all bro like genuinely
Which I did David actually go to jail by the way
So he got he got convicted like he was guilty. He was found guilty
David was found guilty. So he actually killed a girl, bro
Bro like what are you doing David you fucking bitch ass pussy?
Noodle I love you so much noodle. Oh my god
I'm dead captain
What fucking love you at least he didn't cheat are you retarded?
Chat what the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck did you just say really at least it in cheap?
So you would rather me pull a David than fucking cheat in a video game when I was 15 years old
Are you guys what's hard?
they found her they found her in a genuine body bag that's how she just
fucked up bro oh my god bro that's just fucked up bro that's just fucked up
man
huh let's just fucked up bro that's just fucked up bro where's the high-fives
Is that the high-fives industry? What is Ron doing?
Is that the high-fives industry?
High-fives industry.
Ah!
Okay, I'm no longer here. I'm never going to have this quote on my main account ever again.
It's always going to be my second monitor from now on.
It is always going to be from my second monitor from now on, bro.
I don't care.
I actually don't care anymore, bro. I actually don't care.
Alright, chat.
Let's hop on some Valorant and do Toxic 1v1s in Valorant, bro.
Let's do Toxic 1v1s in Valorant and then get the fuck off that game.
And then, let's see, what is this clipped season?
Chet, I can't play Siege Bomb, I'm literally banned right now, bro. What are you all talking about, bro?
Autopsy...
Bro, can I even like show this?
Autopsy details released in the celestial case following David's arrest.
Multiple penetrating injuries.
Amputated left ring and pinky fingers.
Severely decomposed body.
partially skeletonized left eye absence.
She's so fucked up, bro.
The world is just such a fucked up place, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
She had the name David tattooed on her finger.
Yeah, but that motherfucker better get like death penalty.
I'm not even trolling.
He needs to get death penalty.
I'm not even trolling.
I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it, bro.
That motherfucker needs to get death penalty, bro.
Or honestly, I feel like death penalty is too easy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like the death penalty is too easy.
I feel like you should just go to jail for a hundred years in solitary confinement.
A hundred years in solitary life, yeah, just a hundred years in solitary life confinement.
When he came and talked to other prisoners, like he should just be alone in a cell
away from every guy and just used to sit there for a hundred years, bro.
Yeah, like literally.
No, what do you mean GTA?
No, in real life, motherfucker.
What do you mean both guys it bro in GTA and GTA?
Fuck that I can't get this shit in real life
Like I get that shit in real life
Fuck that shit. All right. Anyway, uh, I'll do some custom games one V1 in my my toxic viewers now listen bro
Listen chat also. I was thinking bro. I want to low key iceberg and dark wolf at the prime of that
Sure, why I love you guys so much. God bless you chat. Listen
Chat, I want to host a 20v1 again soon.
I don't know when, but soon.
I want to host a 20v1 again.
But not in VRChat, like in real, like actual, like in Discord server.
Uh, okay, also, what else was I going to say?
What else was I going to say?
Um, oh, okay, yes, chat.
Listen, bro, listen!
Chat, before we hop on Rock League, before we hop on CS today, I want to do a 1v1
Wanting toxic viewers on Valorant now listen, bro. I don't want you I don't want no soft boys, bro
I don't want no soft boys. I don't want those soft girls. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
I want
So 1v1 the people that fucking hate me the people that shit talk to the people that call me terrorists cheaters
When traders hackers big nose
Jewish boy, I want to one of you one of you guys, bro
I want to one of you guys because I'm tired of this shit, bro. I'm tired
I'm tired of hearing this this this this shit talk every single fucking day. All right, yo, I'm not Jewish
You guys stop saying that yo Muda show me your feet
Yeah, I'm gonna go in an open portico bro. Listen take your time. We can wait all day job
YMD 904
YMD904 chat, take your time.
Hello?
Hello, hello, hello.
Are you guys all from...
What is this? Why does everyone here have a hundred ping?
It's all you, man. Where's the fastest?
What the fuck?
Fast finger.
That is the code I put it in chat
This guy is not sad you don't sound toxic boy. You sound like you have a lot of love and you have a lot of love, bro
I do bro. I only have love for you, bro. Yes. Yeah, I
No, bro, you're gonna fake it bro. I need real toxicity bro. I need real toxicity. Yo, what's up Olaf?
Who just said that?
Who just said that?
Who here is the most toxic out of everyone?
what do you want us to do here bro when you guys to call me uh
what the fuck
um interesting no no no no no no anyway uh what the fuck anyway uh who here is the
most toxic um well i mean i was seven years old i was playing black ops
to so I'll say the word right now I'll say it I'm not Jewish bro I'm not Jewish
I don't have a tail bro all right who here are FBA hip you talk for a second
new dfgiftedatieronesub
FBAHIP
can you talk for a second?
I have given 135 gift subs in the channel
Y'all, yo!
Hello?
What's your rank, though?
Goldbr-
I'm, um...
I'm, uh, Goldbr-
Realistically, if we 1v1, do you think you can beat me yesterday?
I'll-
I'll fucking shit on you!
I
Will fucking bend you over, okay, I don't even I don't even want to finish this just go just now you're gonna be crying
How old you I'm 18 I'm 18 I'm 18
Listen bro, I haven't played this game in literally months bro. You better win bro. Alright, you better win yo
I'm gold your top one actually matter of fact
Never mind. I did not
Yo, yeah, she's on your tongue right now. I don't cheat. I don't cheat bro. I don't cheat. Say Wally
You don't see say Wally you don't see her
Okay
But I won't lie. I'm not cheating anymore, bro. I don't see anymore
uh what happened what happened to rush to the school was that
am i gay bro that was literally six months ago though that's fair chat are you
let's say are we going any say chat are you the same person six months ago no bro you're a changed
person chat oh come come in I bet I just want to let you know if you don't
know where I'm from from New Jersey you don't fuck with me that's all what the
fuck does being from New Jersey mean bro don't fuck with you okay I also need
your mic I don't want to hear your dumbass voice shut the fuck up holy shit
I'm racing. What the fuck was that? What are you saying? What the fuck are you saying?
Why are you there? Why the fuck are you there? What is this guy saying? What is this guy saying, bro? The fuck?
Okay, bro, I don't know what you just said, bro, but like, what the fuck, bro?
Well, hey real eating. I'm not cheating though. I mean is this really how golds play
You got your ass, bro.
You got your ass, bro.
You got your ass, bro.
All right.
I bet.
Don't get nervous, Moody.
Standing ahead.
Bro, trust me, I'm far from nervous.
We're fucking booby boy boy score is a one-to-one, bro
What do you mean the score is literally one-one, bro?
rank one EU rank one
You definitely fucking
Well stop being stop playing like a little bitch, bro
I'm literally on site 80 s and with an operator you're just not fucking coming
down god so I don't know I know you're not cuz watch I'm gonna pick this until
you
is that sniping? peek again, we'll see how they're...
it's fucking sniping bro
amazing fucking dart by the way
Bro
They're so shit you're literally fucking terrible never taught to me again you fucking bitch
What I'm gonna do is we're sights to each websites, please go be no
Noooo!
A only, A only, A only, A only, bro, A only, bro, A only!
Oh no, no, no, no, okay, okay, so you're scared of a gold!
So you're scared of a gold!
A only, bro, A only, bro!
I'm scared of a gold, so you're scared of a gold!
A only, bro, A only!
Ready!
I hope you know, I hope you know, I had a fucking, um, a Marshall who would've
fucked that dose of gunners.
Fuckin' suck.
She was an albong.
Same shit.
Come in, man.
Fuck, no it is not!
I
Standing ahead
Don't ask me where you looking bro. Where are you looking?
Switching sides
That's on my murder you're in the present and your nose is in the future
What are you remember? No, I'm here to represent the gold community, bro. We are not this fucking trash
you're just fucking cheating
I'm not cheating, you're gold bro
you're cheating piece of fucking shit
no fuck you, that's where your nose is bigger than my dick bro
oh my gosh
what the fuck
my bad
the fuck?
I don't know that's a good thing bro. I don't know if it's a good thing bro.
Is that bad?
Take flight.
Yeah, mood up, mood up, mood up.
What, I'm fucking lagging. What the fuck is that?
Yo, it's over lag switching now.
Fucking cheating piece of shit.
You're dead in three, two, one.
Holy shit, you're so ass
I mean
I don't know how I can't teach you this stuff, bro
There's this stuff that I can't teach you bro
You shouldn't know this bro, but guess what? It's because I'm the chosen one bro rank one and two different continents two
two different content to rank one and two two different content bro can't
teach you several can't teach you shit keep them corner on me oh she's can't
teach it I can't me oh oh me oh oh me oh can't be ahead
I
Pro oh my god, you smell me how the fuck you know I'm there
If you think you are better than me join the fucking lobby if you think I you are better than me join the fucking lobby
bro join the fucking lobby
Yo
Hello, why do you know fuck in you know who the fuck I am getting in this bitch now
Come on
side you know it's fun get on the other side bro my nose is not big and deep
down you know you're jealous you're jealous yes you're just jealous you're
just jealous I look better than you bro my nose is not big hell no how now what
do you mean by that bro Muda I get why they think you're cheating I mean with
that big ass nose you can probably smell the enemies from a mile away yo ready
to lose to a gold all my days I'm never gonna lose to a gold bro chat why do
these guys think they're gonna beat me bro you're not gonna beat me bro yeah
someone grab the lube oh my god chat we need new mods for our channel I think
tomorrow I'm gonna do discord interviews on stream for new mods and chat if you
get this position you get paid $5,000 a month to sit on your ass and ban some
people bro so chat tomorrow we're gonna do a discord interview bro yeah why are
you copying me holy shit big bro I literally go so that every single time
I want these ones I guess I guess you don't play yeah also chat we need any
mods bro not EU mods but chat we have enough EU mods I need any mod because I
I've been doing late night streams recently with SQC
and there's just no mod in my chat
so I need more NA mods
Wanna play Rainbow after this?
F**k
Why are you saying that?
You know I'm banned bro, you know I'm banned
Don't be aware!
Wait, what? What do you mean?
Standing ahead
Oh I need one HP!
Oh my god
You need to be careful. You need to be careful. You need to be careful.
You can't do that around me. I'm the chosen one. I'm the best player in the world.
They think I'm so good, Shy Waga, that they think I'm cheating in video games, bro.
No, you're not cheating. You're shit. I don't know how that became a thing. You're really shit, though.
Bro, I am the best player in the world. What are you talking about, bro?
I am a champion actually I will fuck you up I can't lie
I don't know what to tell you bro. I'm literally just the best player in the entire fucking world
I'm literally the best aimer the better the world in the fucking world
They don't think I understand what fucking good I am in this fucking game
You know out of all eight billion humans on earth I'm the only human being to get rank one in two different continents
You know that right fuck up come into the unknown yo win this round
I mean come on bro that nose isn't gonna help your aim.
round in the half
You're just so lucky bro, I don't want to tell you yeah, yeah, yeah, you are literally just
Come on that's games
I've been playing so much Rainbow Six Siege problem playing way too much Rainbow Six Siege way too much Rainbow Six Siege or something
Yeah, you're so quiet like it's actually
You know, I'm not losing that it's a scores too
I feel bad for your shitty ass that I'm making it more exciting bro.
Holy YouTube short, wait, I could put you in my YouTube short.
Watch how cute this round is, you're dead in two seconds.
Break away!
I love you, Luda, have a fun stream, Marcus.
Revealing area.
found them
oh you're f***ing blinded
out of charge
I mean you're so lucky you see that timing like I got time in that no I'm
just a master of time you know my name and I'm able to see just master Jack
I don't know why I named myself that because I'm a master of all jack traits.
I mastered timing, I mastered aiming, I've mastered aim sense, I've mastered hacks, I've
mastered everything bro.
You're flexing that cheat sheet?
Yeah, you know I've never cheated in my life.
Let us hunt.
You've mastered smell with that nose.
I'm not Jewish, I'm Lebanese, bro.
I'm Lebanese.
Fresh with the five gifts that brrrr my ass, I love you so much, I love you, God bless
you.
I mean I just can't I can't teach this bro
It's under store mag with the five gift that I love you so much God bless you
I love you so much and God bless you thank God bless W lucky shot that is
is not a lucky shot bro you guys crazy that is not a lucky shot
feeling any of them it's a blank fuck no oh it's like
of
the
death of
the
death of
death
of
Oh my god, your ass is so nervous, it's ass you had.
What is so nervous?
You're lucky bro, you're lucky.
He never sticks my ass.
I mean it's so obvious, holy shit.
3, 4 on a gold bro? Aren't you number one?
Personally if we were on siege I'd 7-0 you, but like hey, that's my game. This is your game
Like I'm literally killing you in your own game like come on bro lock the fuck in. This is your game
Are you gonna do 1v1s on siege? You should.
I will know I will know I'm in there you know I'm in there oh my god come into the
unknown
standing ahead
hey bro you know what what I did want to say before you go bro it was before you
go I want to say that honestly bro for a gold you're pretty fucking ass
all right chat listen bro I could do this shit all fucking day bro come on
let's go give me one more bro give me a couple more TIS 625 TIS 625 chat TIS TIS
S625
Hello, hello, hello
Who's calling me a bomber right now
We don't know what we're doing.
Akhmad Halal.
Stop doxing me bro, what are you saying?
Let me ask a serious question.
Let me ask you a serious question.
Okay, I'm gonna fucking own you in this room.
Okay, what is it bro?
What?
When you go out with women bro.
Okay.
And you sleep with them.
Okay.
Have they ever asked you to just use your nose instead of your dick?
The fuck out of my fucking lobby bro.
Six seven, get the fuck on the other side you fucking bitch.
You're a fucking bitch.
Shut the fuck up.
You're a fucking bitch.
Fucking dumbass.
Why the fuck would they ask to use my nose instead of my dick?
then it makes no fucking sense
hey mood up
were you cheating in code names be honest
no I was not bro what the fuck bro I'm not gonna cheat in a fucking code name
game bro it's not that deep
why would I bro you guys are stupid bro
oh my god bro it's not that deep
What is this?
Let's see now I called him on for cheating and now look now look at this guesses. Yep. Now look at the shit stain guesses
Fuckin' CTE brainheader
Come on, baby
All I do was call him out. Look at look at mood up all the Sunday can't be jinxing the one we wanted
Fuckin' hate this guy. Yo, I'm down. First of all, who the fuck do you think you are talking
to me like that? First of all, 6-7.
I'm the chosen one, bro.
Your name is literally 6-7.
I'm the chosen one.
You're ascended 3. You're literally a lower right than me and I barely play this game.
You're fucking ass. Fuck you talking about.
I'm the chosen one, bro.
You're not the chosen one, bro.
At least I'm not you.
I'm not you.
I
Like pussy
Where are you going bro?
Where are you going? Oh my god?
Where are you?
Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Why do these guys pick solva solva is it the best 1v1 character?
I don't need much.
What?
Standing ahead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, fuck, now I'm leaving.
I smell you.
Fucking bitch, get down, pussy!
You might not!
Fuck!
You fucking Jewish Lebanese fuck?
I'm fucking Lebanese, not Jewish. Second of all, you're fucking Ascendant 3 stuck. You fucking pussy, you're shit in this game.
Yeah, you haven't been radioing fucking how long?
Yeah, because I choose not to be, bro. Because I choose not to be.
It's your cheater.
No, because this game's dying.
No, because you're a cheater.
I was really angry at you.
Be careful bro be careful. There's a shock dart. I tripped on your fat fucking nose
There's a shock dart there six seven six seven
There's a shock dart there
You're fucking ass, bro
Ascendant threes is what ascendant threes look like oh my god. There was golds that
There was golds that have played better
Yeah, at least I'm champ on siege. You're not champ on siege, bro. Yes. I am you'll never be there to your band bar
You're fucking terrible
And you're a bomber can't forget that
The best of the best and we still forget the spike
Good luck in bro. You're fucking terrible shut up. You're fucking ass your name is 670 fucking pussy your shit
You aren't the chosen one though. I am the chosen one. Don't ever talk to me like that ever again, okay?
I am the chosen one. Let us hunt!
Ah, bro. I am.
Revealing area.
I am the best player you've ever laid your fucking eyes on, okay?
The only human being to reach rank one in two different continents, do you understand what
I'm saying?
Fucking rank one of the jerk meters on the fucking goon goon all day
At some point we'll have to get the spike what you be good into these days, bro
Nothing. I don't goon bro. I get real girls coming ahead. You love me. I know you do
I'm going to fucking mom's house to give her the goods what say you're sorry that's too
far bro come on say you're sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry fuck bro what the fuck no I'm sorry
but I'm sorry respectfully I love your mom what bro I bro what the fuck whoa whoa okay
well what do you say
4-2 bro lock in bro lock in bro lock
baby it's 4-2 you're fucking ass you're
bitch ass up you're fucking at breakfast
in bed
I'm dealing area
Take flight
This is cute
Enemy tag
I said in three get the fuck out of my fucking lobby
No, you are fucking terrible. You got my fucking lobby
Six seven you wrote six seven was your name your two and fucking five against me a bowl
There was gold that got higher ranked that you fucking shitty ass fucking play your Jewish
You know what boy no problem. Let's have let me say something bro
For being ascendant three bro. I'm not gonna lie. You are fucking terrible
CKZ 455 boys, they're gonna be anyone in this chat to beat me like genuinely bro like
genuinely Can there can there be anyone fucking can anyone
you fucking ugly fuck
i don't know you lying your nose is big so it kinda just works out
yeah i'm literally gonna fuck you
chat who does this guy think he is bro genuinely who does this guy think he is
No, no, no, no, no, like actually,
is there anybody in my chat that can beat me, bro?
Chat, am I really that good?
Chat, am I really that good?
Be honest, bro, chat, am I really that good?
Chat, am I really that good, bro?
You're ass, you're fucking terrible.
I would legit evaporate you.
You are fucking trash, Muda.
Are you nervous?
I would have touched you.
Me, nervous?
Are you out of your mind, bro?
Do you think I get nervous?
Do you think I get nervous?
I think I get nervous.
How about you were kind of nervous in that VR chat session
the other day?
Well, when there's two girls, they're big titties out.
Bro it's uh, it's pretty hard not to be nervous
The BRTDs aint that different or what?
Does he fucking know where I am bro?
Oh my god
Yeah where we at?
Barret. So why don't you go ahead and look up for me?
Glinter has come from Hunter.
Level heads and Gilbert home, yes? Good.
Charity round, charity round. Charity round bro you weren't even fucking looking at me
that's how lost in the sauce you were bro.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Standing ahead.
There they are.
You had me darted and you still lost. What are we doing?
I must kill my reflection.
It's the only way to do that shit.
Because I knew you'd miss.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
Like you had an in-game wall hacks free wall hacks and you still know you understand that though
Do you understand that like do you understand?
Like do you understand the power of that you understand the power of wall hacks
I
Don't know
Why would I be in a
Like how'd you get there? I just shifted there, bro
And and and I timing you bro. There's just there's the levels to the shit Dixie's there's levels to the shit, bro
There's the levels like levels, bro. Do you know what levels means?
There's levels to this shit, bro.
Deep breath.
I survived much worse than you.
Shocked out.
Switching sides.
Dixies.
I got the good sling.
I don't know why, but I really am in the mood to, uh, I don't know why, but I really am in
the mood chat it's a place yes again bro I don't know why I don't know why but
I am in the mood no you know I respect you bro I respect you
1v1 me I need that 1v1
Where are we looking?
It's you readable. You do the same shit bro.
If you're not a good shot today, don't worry.
You get one lucky kill on me and you think you're the best player bro.
Like 3-2, I'm still in the lead bro. I'm still in the lead bro.
I don't know if I like the mushroom though, yep same shit bro.
Muda are you in the LGBTQ community?
No I'm not bro.
I'll find them.
Like what?
No bro.
No I'm not.
I'm standing ahead.
They're standing ahead.
Before they're drawn.
They're like planted.
I've already conquered this game bro, like I don't know.
wait if I come back you buy me a knife bro fuck no not buying shit bro I won't
be I won't be like too expensive you know I'm saying I'll buy like what a
30 bucks nice
I'll stop fucking exist bruh
Revealing area
Deploying drone
Barra
MTK against the solver that has full util
What do I even do?
85 HP
Can I even help you?
Suck that!
Uhhhhhhh
See like when we get in the gunfight you just, we are strong because you don't let it go.
Like you need like these darts and shit.
Nice to help.
Says the guy that literally just bought a fucking judge last round.
And still lost
Please turn off the face cam you're scaring my baby brother
Eyes up like what Kermit you get fucking white
Standing ahead
Take flight
your wings like what are we doing take out the gun he's one shot bro
with the other lights bright right now can you feel them beating on your skin
they're about to lose to an ass I wash this and the player I would never lose
to you first of all so you're fucking terrible third of all I've never lost
the fourth of all I'm the best player in the entire world I can feel your
I'm literally giving you guys rounds. I'm literally giving you rounds.
I can feel your heartbeat. It's just gone.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Ready?
Don't get shaky now on me. Come on.
Revealing area.
It is done. Get the fuck out of my fucking game, okay? I know that look in your face.
I see you smiling, you understand me? I can see the smile. I can see the smile on your
fucking face right now. Get the fuck out of my fucking lobby, Dixie. I have the chosen one.
Look at my name, the chosen one, light years ahead of you. Now get the fuck out of my fucking lobby.
What's that thing about?
That was close though for a second, for a second that was pretty close chat, that was
pretty close chat, for a second, for a small second chat that was pretty close.
I won't lie, that was pretty close, I tried that was pretty fucking close for a second,
I'm not gonna lie.
What the fuck are you saying?
What is this?
1v1 Sabroza, he is lamb-sot, does with his match, son 1v1 him.
Are you retarded, Sakuna?
What are you fucking saying, bro?
What is lamb-sot mean?
Almost done.
I don't even know if it's... I don't even know how to feel about you, bro, like...
Yeah, I'm joking. I love you, bro.
Fuck you, I'm done with that one.
No, my 1v1 never connects with anyone.
You've been my guy and everything, bro.
No?
What happened?
I love you, bro.
Oh my god.
Did you guys not check Jimmy?
You know when they did the PC check Jimmy?
He said no email because he had emails with sick nougat then.
No, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird.
Him and Hunter Rims were exchanging emails.
He knows it all because he always had his back though.
Nah, you're right.
He came in my cap the other day.
What'd he say?
He's like, yo my man, I knew you'd beat the allegations.
the allegations I was like bro who are you calling my man
damn bro bro just chillin bro just chillin bro living life man living life
like that what you doing there the millions now oh I don't even fucking
know bro bro I was thinking do you think now do you think it would be
shameless if I did a four-hour shoot today just you know just enjoyed life a
a little bit today. I've been locked up in the house. Don't get complacent, bro.
Yeah, one day is okay, bro.
One day is okay, but make sure tomorrow you do 12, you know?
Yeah, tomorrow, yeah. Tomorrow, tomorrow, make up for it, you know?
He's actually right.
You can't show up tomorrow and do five.
I like that. I like that.
How was his game, by the way? Is his game good or is it, ah, still?
Brother, I play against one, two, three every week.
I love when I play the game and I go against Golden and then I go against Chong right after
backpacks.
Oh, Golden.
Golden's actually a sniper.
What is this guy such a sniper?
Damn, bro.
The snipers look like you run the game, huh?
They do.
100% they do.
Are you kidding?
We're going to pop against you.
I kind of want to play against you.
Should I play one game against you?
Yeah.
We're all the same either look at it look at it
Mortal 2 and Mortal 1 what is this sad? We're all in no delay. You know what it you're right
I stopped playing with the way for a while. I was I'm saying though. You got it
I mean just it's just life though. You kind of have to it's way better, bro
No matter what but you can never beat the snipers bro. You never can
All right, are we only I'll run one. I'll run one. I'll run one
My job for old time's sake, but let's play one Valorant game for old time's sake, bro
Hey Siri FaceTime Sam
Starting a FaceTime call to Sam
Chat by the way every single person in the stream right now I would have sex with you understand me
Hi Sammy
Well, how do you just get sex here every time bro?
Every time bro. How are you bro?
Yeah, I'm doing good, bro. I'm blessed. I miss you, bro. How's Val? How's the watch parties?
How's life, but how's it like being in a millionaire?
No, what do you mean?
You see that shit, bro, but they didn't bring up my past, bro, it's kind of fucked
Back in the day, hell yeah, I did bro the fuck
Back in 2020 when I was 15 years old, I was spin-bottling on CS Sam, I swear to God I was
Are you gonna get on today, are you gonna get on tomorrow?
Okay
Bro, it's been good, huh? What you been taking with your staff?
Yeah.
Multivitamins, fritual, and zinc.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, how do you feel?
Feels good.
How's your testosterone?
Do you wake up like, bricked up every morning now?
What?
Come on.
I know you're low.
I know you're low-key.
All right, bro.
Yo, let's game sometime, bro.
On battle or something?
Yeah, I don't know.
You're like doing other shit, though.
I know, but what schedule is it?
What do you do tomorrow?
What do you do tomorrow?
I have to watch for you tomorrow.
All right.
Bro, are you dead out?
Okay, um, bro, let's do something. No, let me know when he when is there not a watch party, do you know?
Okay, I'll call you I'll text you something
I am blessed or you too though you are blessed to go Rob less. Yeah. Love you bro. Take care. Let me know if you need anything, okay
Go watch party two.
Go watch party two.
I think I'd rather tie a cock, a rope around my dick
and then jump on a fucking tree
and levitate off of my dick.
I would rather do anything than a watch party.
Literally anything rather than a watch party.
I would rather join XQC's Discord call
at 1 a.m. in the morning while everyone is hating on me
and turn my mic volume all the way to max
and just start yelling into the mic
than fucking play, than ever watch party
as fucking Valentine's Day ever again.
literally ever again bro ever again literally ever again bro all right
anyway chat um what are we thinking bro they don't I dodged I dodged the game
but they're not even ready bro
Oh wait, you're right, I can't even watch party. I'm banned from Riot Party. I
Forgot bro. I am literally banned from watch partying Valorant streams
Bochai did y'all hear what happened with fucking with Kane Zerachat
How he got banned uh
How chat he got banned bro
for one year yo I don't know who the fuck you're talking to but it's all good
what are you saying yes it is they're talking yet I'm not a win trader or a
cheater but shut up what we speak tomorrow I think I believe so okay
You know what you should do?
What do you?
You can't fucking play that precious shit to warm up.
You should play like when you want to play randoms, no?
Or other good people.
Or off stream today, I download Rainbow Six Siege
and play Rainbow Six Siege off stream.
Now you're not going to do that, bro.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that, bro.
But you know?
All right, your cousin is going to do that.
Yes, my cousin Lurkin.
Okay, isn't that your brother Chaos Cheat?
Do you also have a brother called Chaos Cheat?
No, I don't, bro.
Right.
No, bro.
Hello!
Sisi,ไฝ ๅฅฝๅ?
Hello, I'm the boss.
This is the boss.
This is the boss.
This is the boss.
No.
damn bro they really caught us huh they did they did catch us on what shit you
put you put Ellie only yeah I put Ellie only I pop like swarm and everyone
like what who invited what's your what next game you should play huh you should
play League of Legends fuck no are you trying no I can't cheat in that game
now you can go fuck yourself bro League of Legends is not is it a fun game bro I've
never I've never like actually actually I don't think you'd be good though it's
not like it's not like a mechanic it's not ppu it's not ppu for sure it's like
all IQs like chess like chess with lanes like you know yeah you have to be
consistent you can try I really don't think you're gonna be good at all but you
can do the thing is I downloaded it once and I got beat by like the minions in
the tutorial that I also for that never played again see what I need you you got
beat by the minions exactly what I'm trying to say man I went too close to
the tower and I died and I just all the four I got off the game if you
actually understood the game you'd get hooked I know you would you would you
actually be good but you wouldn't put them you wouldn't put time in I think you
wouldn't make it past like gold like I don't think he could not his many bad
mental too yeah over extend we don't force your overextend my game a little
Wait, what's the good like duelist character, like the main character of that game? Is it Yone or Yasuo?
That's not one character.
Yeah, it's like Duelist. This is a duelist role pretty much.
Is that mid role? Is it mid role like the duelist kind of?
I mean mid is carry too. Mid and ADC is like the two carry.
You can carry on jungle too.
And top too, honestly.
I mean top is like boring though, there's no way you can move at top.
Oh, but you're always the strongest when you're up there, yeah.
Because you're at the highest level and shit.
And you see Mudo has top lane yet right?
This is the waste of time talking about this, you're not even gonna do it.
What's the point of talking about this?
He's too scared.
He knows he can't.
He knows he can't.
Well if I played mid lane and then lock Yasuo, you guys say I could like do good?
Yeah, if you practice there a lot, yeah.
Yasuo's hard though.
Yasuo's hard.
Yasuo's actually hard.
Are you guys unbanned?
That's mechanics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I gotta keep it illegal.
Check, do you guys think I could play good on League?
Check, should we try League?
That game is so mentally horrible,
you will get depression playing that game.
Is League Boring Chat if you put in time and start with ARAM for sure you will learn?
Hmm
Check you guys over to play this game or but our ultra for you know what should be should we put this game out?
I mean, I haven't played comp in a while. It's like one game child one game of valorant and we'll hop on like maybe CS or some shit
Because chef I also for from this game, but the fuck are we gonna do you know?
I'm gonna get some snacks chat you guys give me permission to get some snacks please let
Let me get some fanboy gaming, Mara.
Yo.
I know.
Oh.
Mm.
Reloading.
Like, I mean, I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
i don't understand life bro
what are your thoughts on the super strike two uh...
moore
when you were born did your nose come out before your face did
just wondering because why the fuck is it so big
are you bored of valorant yeah I would say so no new content has been released
recently we have a shitty map for shotguns neon
As I was saying speak of the devil bro speak of the devil the only that's
killing is giving us shotguns and neon oh but yeah I think we're gonna hop on
some CS after this if not rocket league
When are you gonna buy skins for CS?
Two red berries, what do you expect?
Um, bro, the thing is chat is I want to buy skins, but I don't want to also drop 10,000 dollars.
You eat like a horse.
Let's go Vassa.
Come on.
one back there, I'm running up on the dog
two are
one down
How much money do you think it's good enough to spend on cs like while having like
A karambit on one side an m9 bayonet on one side both dopplers
I'm like a red color scheme and like a green color scheme or something like that
Bro's eating an apple LOL. What does that mean? Is it bad to be healthy?
but what do you mean hello well
I'll just have to leave the apartment
I'll just try this
Is there anything wrong?
You can't stalk her
The thing is bro I want to play use CS skins
check the check
check, should we do a bind c-
should we do a bind c-s uh
shins after the gym?
okay, we'll do it
okay, we'll do it
just have a budget
advantage
You need a drop
Yeah
Oh
My god
but only 5 feet at a time
I'll jump in a smoke
she's off the ground
what the fuck? 2 inches off the ground
get back
I'm on one
just plant stick
I'm not fired
I'm not fighting, I'm trying to wait for you
I'm one shot, listen, come right come right
ready ready ready
That player's damaged
All right. Yeah, I was gonna say same thing what happened how?
How
Why pull your knife out I'm one HP so I was thinking if I just jump his whole cross is gonna go like this
What you probably did, but he my guy see my my guy probably left
bro are you a camel?
bring them down
what?
no peeking
I
Okay, go back be man. Yeah, I'm down
I got one!
Mura, can you give me Valorant tips?
I hope you had a good day.
Um, I'm gonna let my chat give you tips.
Mark 1, 3, check the site.
can you give him tips please?
yes
reloading, march one
give him chamber marks one
i'm done
that's one
one enemy
one enemy
oh my god i need chat
but every time i post an exclusive chat this guy is always on like lego wars 9 000 or like
You know, I'm not gonna have the last game we played, bro. Gaming with XCC is actually so fun. I'm not gonna lie.
No, because he has like the best squad, bro. Greek, X, Jesse.
I don't know, someone did.
Trainwrecks.
You want to play? Let's play.
140 in Chain Bay.
Okay, bro, Chad. Did we just do a 12-hour stream today?
There's one more belonging to me.
What?
There's one.
Nice.
I'm not.
No.
One enemy remaining.
Probably a shotgun.
Stupid.
Muda knows where the real money is.
Steak deal soon.
He has no trainwrecks, offered me a $57 million contract to stream on kick.
Nah, I'm just trolling.
Chat, if Kik offered me a 10-20 million dollar deal, would you guys move to Kik with me?
Fuck no.
Oh my god, what is that? Why are there so many?
they're running away from only if you buy us stuff like the sugar daddy you are
I'm pretty sure they only hand out deals to people who gamble just X you see
gamble on stream like I'm kicked that I'm not really I don't I don't ever go on
the kick platform so I don't know what what he does on kick he does yes yes
Yes, yes.
Stupid.
Only one is in Canada, no tax on winnings.
I see.
There's my comment.
Damn, as you see, as the game figured out, bro, it's a fudge.
I just run it down, bud.
That's fair.
Ah, no, no, no, that's not fair.
Bro, that stupid fucking character defines all laws of physics in this fucking video game.
Please.
Please take this character out of the game before I fucking cut my balls off.
Oh, shit.
Good shit, bro.
He used to do Gamba 10 hour streams.
What the fuck?
This kid like has brain cancer, bro.
He's just like sliding mid every round.
Are you gonna play in the 40, the 40, the 40 streamer R6 tournament tomorrow? Yes.
I'm looking at it in practice tonight or some shit.
And the, and the training range.
And the training range, bro.
Oh
I would have thought it would be nice, but it's very good.
Last round before the switch.
Don't be kidding.
Spend it out before it's gone.
Man.
Man.
It is kinda like...
You guys know what it is, bro. You guys know what it is.
I said the same thing yesterday, I'm just gonna say it again.
Bro.
The thing is, bro, is like, you know when you're like...
Not banned from something, but you know when you're not allowed to do something?
And makes you wanna do it even more?
for also the game here nice just go ahead go ahead go ahead
there
you said he's picking you on the last
no wonder you want to go for
Excorts what the fuck bro, I don't
Bro.
Bro, I just fucked up.
Muda, why are you pl- Muda, are you playing Valorantz?
yes I am bro open your eyes bro obviously yes I am
but yeah where do you guys go shopping bro for clothes I wanted to get new
clothes bro
I
Want to get new clothes
You guys are like no, I know outside dumbass. Oh, who the fuck said outside, bro
Before I die bro, like what stores bro, what stores obviously outside what stores do you guys go to alley express?
Not shopping at AliExpress, bro, literally when I used to work at Burger King, I didn't even shop at AliExpress, bro
Fuck that
Yeah, I remember ordering something from Sheen and it literally like I
I'm never gonna order from Sheen again like ever
Noodle noodle, you know I'm gonna go to Somerset today noodle noodle. I'm gonna Somerset today
Wallahi dude wallahi I'm gonna go to Somerset check does anyone know what Somerset is
probably not yes I'm reset in Troy yes how the fuck do you know bro the fuck
how do you guys know that yeah I'm gonna go there today
I'm dead SHOT GOD!
I'm going down the cliff I'm going down the cliff
I'm going to Meezer E
Oh, me, Zaddy!
Spike planted!
One enemy remaining.
They're blind with fear.
Right side, right side, right side, right side, right side!
This is a lie.
You son of a...
Plotter, I didn't hear you had a form.
I love this method, bruh.
Chat
Like I'm playing cod zombies every fucking game. No, I know the neon the neon shotguns
Yeah, I know bro. They gotta all of them. They gotta they gotta fix it, bro
Yeah
The fight that you can do it every round as well that I think that's the bad part. I'm not gonna lie. I
Think they open new stores, bro. I mean, I don't know bro like all I'm saying is I feel like
I feel like that's where they have the good stuff, but bro I'm not into designer
Like the designer side of it bro, I'm not really...
I don't know bro
Four minutes, four minutes
Is it just me or do you guys hate designer too?
Is it just me or do you guys hate designer bro? I don't know, I don't like designer bro
Like anything I wear bro, it's never designer
I think like the only thing I have that's designer bro
bro and but i would say like i make yeah if you want to go i'm not like fucking rich
but like you know like i'm like i would say like i could
like i feel like you don't need to be rich to buy designer bro somebody working at burger king
for like three weeks could buy designer i'm just saying like it's just it's just i don't know
I just trashed me.
Like I don't know.
Both the group again.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
So why do you wear designer cologne? Because that's different bro. Cologne?
designer cologne is way different than designer
I'm playing agon
like boy how pretty should 90% of the colognes are designer, no? like what the fuck?
like I do have niche though, not all my colognes are uh
are designer
like I also have some niche
But like, I mean, I don't know, Parfums to Marley, no I don't have that, I haven't
I'll score that one, yeah.
Up here, up here.
Careful.
Push.
I'm in heaven.
There's one person down.
I
Yeah, I want to go shopping today, bro.
I was also low-key thinking about doing a shopping stream, should we do a shopping
stream?
I'm like, there's no content in that, though.
Like an IRL mall shopping stream, is there even content in that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, I low-key want to go shopping, bro, that's enough of that game.
I'm not going to lag noodle in there at all, I have like a $10,000 camera and a $10,000
IRL backpack bro, I can literally stream from anywhere in the world now.
But also, I was taught about it, I got a little key one, I don't know.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to stream.
I wouldn't stream...
Oh, god.
Is doing a more arrival sponsor?
It's not you?
Nope.
My name is stable Ronaldo.
Wait, Betsy?
Did you get an invite from me?
Hey, Siri, FaceTime.
I'm gonna lobby with Betsy right now dude
Dude, did you also that sports ship cuz I did it yesterday
What
Wow, this is incredible voice
So
I'm downloading this game right now. What is it called? What is the game mode?
So we're actually calling it playing more rivals and we're playing a game mode called bloodhound
It's limited edition mode right now that you guys can try to tell
I did the sponsor bro. I'm so glad I did the sponsor if I didn't do the sponsor
And I didn't take it and then I went on stream and saw Jason and Ron do the sponsor as well
I would have been cheese, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, should we play more of a ride? No, I'm not gonna play that game for free, bro. I
Already did my sponsor yesterday, bro. I already did my sponsor yesterday
Tomorrow's gonna be a very electric content chat. What do we do today though? Today's kind of like a filler day
You don't know what's weird about today, bro. Everyone has content today except for me
$100,000 Geo guess your tournament I got left out of it. Of course
So today's a chill day, bro. Chat like what do we do today, bro? Like it's just us today, bro
Everyone's busy. XQC isn't live yet.
Only Pixel and Jinx are hogging up all the viewers basically because they went live together and they're collabing.
So we can't even do anything, you know, like chat.
Like, what the fuck is happening?
Tomorrow, Rainbow Six Siege Tournament, yes.
Do an IRL.
I mean, I could do an IRL chat, but...
should we really go to fucking Dearborn should we go to Dearborn and do a fucking
IRL do an IRL stream in America across the border go to the mall but I'm just
scared to get stabbed bro but yeah I went to the gas station in Dearborn
Michigan and someone fucking tell me why like I walked to a gas station and I was
like can you put a hundred dollars on pump five and it was like hundred
dollars it's like bro what I swear to God he was actually sorry about I was
actually scared for a second bro hundred dollars damn really I was like
bro what's a hundred bucks I swear to God as you try I'm scared I don't like how
you can like well I don't like how you can uh I don't like how you can like have
guns in America bro I don't have scary it's kind of scary bro Smurf on siege
chat I was thinking about that but I'm not gonna do that yet because I'm gonna
wait until my appeal should be as nature live should we play CS with
a little bit. Use live. Road to face level 10. Play a little bit of an 8 shot chat.
Let's play a little bit of an eight shot.
Bro, you definitely have a discord, more than like five times, you're out.
Alright, bro, and that's all you have to say, bro.
That's all you have to say.
Bro, that's for the entire game.
I mean it's just like I don't know how do I like talk to my chat and talk to you guys at the same time
But you know what you just ignore your chat, right? Maybe maybe maybe you're right. Exactly. Maybe you're right
Maybe I need to say fuck my chat chat listen. Fuck you guys. I want to play CS with the boys today, bro
That's what I wanted today. Well, if you here's the thing if you're gonna just mute don't deafen completely
How about that true true?
No, but you'll wait that is smart. What?
You thought I'm that techie up wait is that a shit thing you tell me you've got DMA
She's loaded up and you don't know what a fuck it you don't have a foot
That's
Y'all the good one
That's invite him he's not my friends. Oh, yeah, I base it
Now you know them please invite me bro. I'm gonna look at some skins too. Well, we load into this
So I haven't bought it yet. No, I can't play this game without skins, bro
It ruins the
Ruins the experience for me, bro. I need to have skins of this game. Yeah, but make some purchases
What do you guys think is a good budget?
Okay, you gotta run your anti-cheat. Oh, no, that means I can't cheat, bro
Yeah, I didn't leave that it's terrible news. Come on, dude. Oh, and I get mood a lead off
All right, it is the starting service
Connecting all right fine match boys now right click my you're doing I fuck it. No, thank you
Me later. Give me leave you. Yeah. Yeah. How do I do it right click your name right right click
And it'll be like make party leader somewhere in the middle remove from party. Yeah, sure
Jesus man, I missed you I missed you bro. I missed you
Let's go. We're back. I am bro. You know what bro? I think I want to start the series with you, bro
that's okay bro maybe we should do a face to level 10 yeah yeah is it okay if I
just you know I'll invite myself into this uh started up really yeah all right
now we're not used to it by the foot you don't want to get a road to series
fucking level 10 whatever the fuck with muda if it doesn't work we start
cheating oh I like that I like that I really do like that we already hit 10
those it's like kind of a Mickey Mouse one I did already at 10 but you know the
We set and I'm a new man, bro
That's what I was out fragging them two days ago when we were playing so explain that to me dude
You were actually locked in that day. I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, five matches today
You should have seen as 1v5 with the fucking 5-7. He almost had that was dope. Yeah, that was insane almost
So starting off. What is it?
I want two knives one for CT and one for T. What is a good knife to start looking at?
The other night that you wanted a bayonet and a karambit, right? Yeah, that's it. I'm nine and a karambit
That's what I want. But now what versions of those knives do I get? What's your favorite color?
I
Haven't had a green setup before ever
All right, you choose from what I'm rocking bro. You get the
the. Amoral bayonet and some
hedge basis. And we're looking
at a little bit different. I
think it all comes down to how
much money you want to spend
have you made that decision yet
your mind I haven't bro I
haven't now the thing is. I
could always sell these kids
like dump twenty K. N. good
chance you don't lose a lot of
Yeah, like if you're good if you're actually gonna buy skins right now could be the time. I mean could it go lower sure but
I don't know if it goes any lower counter strike as a whole the market just might be fucked forever
Now season it would be a good time to buy okay, so but I say that without having any now at any knowledge or foresight or
guaranteed that it'll ever
Stop losing value
I
Know I know now I really do want but I heard hedge mazes are also like 8k on themselves
I mean
Like you can get like a pair of field tested
Edge mazes instead of men wear or factory nail
And like there's a there's a depending on the flow there's a lot of field tested
Hedge mazes that look like they're men wear essentially like they don't really look all that different
Jesus bro, what do you want CS flow right now? Yeah, it's a good website, right? Yeah, let's see
Like let's look
And there are good pairs of green gloves that you don't need that aren't hedge maze either
Oh wait, what about an M9 sapphire?
That's clean. And at the price.
What's a black pearl?
A black pearl is kind of like purple and blue together.
I have a black pearl butterfly for my Pandora's.
Sapphire is a great too. I love sapphires.
Q popped by the way.
Honestly what you need to do, Muda, is
You have to do it seven days in advance of when you would do it on stream, but you should just buy
Like you should talk to this guy arrow CS
Yeah, I have him that bro just do trade-ups like
Spend like five grand on reds for trade-ups and do it on
And that should be like your knife and glove combo
Yeah, but like bro, what are the chances I get like a rust coat knife
I mean it certainly can happen.
Alright, you guys want ancient or dust too?
I'll take ancient.
Do the ancient.
Alright, bet. Let's do it.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
Alright, it's hopefully the turnaround, gentlemen. Let's go.
Bro, okay, we did so good on deductive reasoning, we just couldn't find it.
I'm not even joking.
Alright, it's hopefully the turnaround, gentlemen. Let's go.
Bro, okay, we did so good on deductive reasoning, we just couldn't find it.
We did so good on deductive reasoning, we just couldn't find it.
Jinksy.
Yeah, what's our record?
0 and 2?
0 and 2?
Oh, god.
My mouse has to be charged by now, right?
It has to be.
I'm just looking at these knives, bro, like cheese, Louise, brother, cheese, Louise.
What?
You got to pony up, bro.
We got to make some decisions.
I know.
I really do.
It's all in your hands.
The trade-ups would be fun though for your stream.
They would be, but the chances,
like I don't know if I can believe myself
if I just get a rust-coated knife
and like some chocolate gloves.
Also true, also true.
Listen, I got an Emerald and a Ruby
all in one stream of trade-ups.
Like you can have a max win.
Wait a minute, what'd you say?
Damn.
I got an Emerald M9 bayonet
And a Ruby M9 bayonet in one within an hour of each other on trade-ups. That's like a max win
Well, yeah, you may like 20k in 30 seconds
well
I mean it all came from
Tens of thousands of dollars I spent on cases prior so
I've definitely downed money overall, but yeah, it's a pretty good hits
If that happens on stream, bro, the chat was going right
That's the worst part about casing
much more fun to open them back then chat what do you think my budget should be chat like
7k 8k
10k
All right boys, let's block the block in huh? Swim pistol start CT and make it easy
Yeah, I can't 500 Hertz or so I'm on 480 right now, bro
ship 1440p too I wish I was using a 24 inch
are you on the OLED are you on the OLEDs yeah I did it for call do you I kind of
miss my 24 inch for like balance yes no dude I'm not gonna lie I went OLED and I
just swapped back to my to my Benz the colors are terrible bro stay on that
No, I love the old that brother thing is I just dolphin dive into my monitor and I broke it
So
Yeah, I'm back on the BenQ now and this is ass, bro
I don't I don't mind it. I don't mind the colors being banked for a game like CS or Val
It's it's I like the screen size 24 inch. I wish they made like that
But I said bro. That's what I said to BenQ's that way, right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay
I'm gonna say a monitor for all this shit asking for my one of my ride
That make love it I've never actually pieced it together, but he does kind of sound like yeah, everyone says that too
I'm not too sure why I really selling with love it. Yeah
Yeah, you actually do what's his actual name in the show and the movie focal
Hello, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke
I'm still in the room
I'm gonna sit on this for an instant left
I didn't even see anybody that round but uh, I'm good, you know what I don't like what
did though is uh i don't like how they they have clips in this game now what do
you mean like when you shoot a bullet in reload you drop an entire mag now yeah
i bro i'm telling you that like if you just play for a couple days you won't
even like realize you won't even notice that you want to remember
like i haven't i haven't thought about it like
simple update personally
I thought you were under my gun
I'm not sure you're already clear of my fault
I spoke out of cave long insurance
Yeah, I told her
I told her
I thought I was out of cave
Triple stack
I don't see anything in it
I
Mean what am I doing wrong I
Don't understand this game
But every time I hop on this game I play worse every time
And I'm not too sure how
Just start spin body
Hey Chobbo, this might be your game, bro.
Huh?
I said this might be your game, bro.
This might be your game.
Bro, I'm literally one in five in face of matches today, bro.
I mean, still though, bro, I just, this game is nothing like Valor, but this game
is nothing like Val at all.
It's so it's all much harder
Downloaded like somebody's wounding profile it makes my keys feel so much
bro you just fucking lined up so bad right there i thought that i dinked in bro like it
but i had an a k so i definitely didn't think of it
wait can you just one more cat cat cat i don't know what that is
great bro
oh my god he's right there how is he there
How's he there already?
You know what I realize also this game is that the the deagle is way harder than the
fucking uh...
It's all much harder.
Than the sheriff, bro.
It's night and day, brother.
No, no, no.
It's horrible.
It's not even close
Are we double saving?
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm single save.
I'm the Molly inside though.
Holy double Molly double name bro.
Close.
I'm sorry, gentlemen, I locked my gun in the storm.
It's Stretch Res.
Like, do you need to play Stretch Res in this game, or no?
I'm gonna waste everybody's time now, too.
That's gonna be awesome.
We're at $500, right? That one before?
I
Gotcha time, bro
What's with the second guy you fucking looked at up for nine years, bro, bro?
You know what's crazy about that is I
It's like my brain my brain feels like fuzzy right now
good night come back come back come back
one copy with me
one more B
they're on A site
they're on A site
I'm on my way
put your mid on your green
you're right
just go go
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
I'm glad you saved me
I
Was one boys one
I think that's you heads to epic. Yeah, this is fisky
Okay
Yeah, that guy's fucking name. Yeah, he's fucking his name is insane. Yo tap. How do we say how you say your name fully?
I'm talking red room.
Um, just keep.
Oh, he throw a two back.
I'm on this thing.
Oh, yeah.
Watch the double name, bro.
Yeah, it's going.
uh...
chat all my settings are high that makes such
are you're you're going to go through it over there
you have bought any skins, your settings are fucked up
oh my god now that you said all my settings are on high
i know i don't know why they're all on high, can someone buy me an AK please?
AK please? someone buy me an AK? someone buy me an AK please?
i bought it
all my settings are on high
No proof, I don't know, I don't know. To be honest, I have no idea bro.
One red room, fucking don't know.
I'm watching you guys, man, don't worry.
One's having?
We saw the A maybe, we don't know.
Yeah, one could be done.
What is that fucking angle?
Dead.
Right side red room.
Two red room.
Checking the air to help me with my settings.
I can't hit that guy to save my fucking life, bro.
I wouldn't have.
I don't know how to hit, dude.
Like, when people go on those fucking head glitches like that.
I can't hit him.
And if I'm doing the same thing as he was doing, I'm getting tapped too.
I fucking suck.
Is this good shot?
Is this good?
is this good chat all low but some shadows so dynamic shadows on all
global shallow quality high everything else low
guys, guys, guys, please
Yo, Ninja Turtle, can you buy me a gun please?
Er, no, that's you, bro
I got you, I got you, I'm just going
Oh, wait, I got you!
You need to do your gun play
Oh, this is the new AK model.
It's not about me.
Keep this guy in the box, I'm gonna sleep.
Go, go away, go away.
Just grab him, grab him, grab him!
He's gonna be there, eh?
He's gonna fight right around the other end?
That's a real-
Yeah, I fucking suck.
He's late in the corners to the right, he's there.
I'll hold it.
Left, right, right, right!
He'll be made, okay?
Watch the back.
I got him.
Oh my god, bro. Fuck.
That's all I made out of the guy swinging the shovel.
How do we find Floodstead? Here we go.
Here we go. Genic off.
Great teeth on already.
Holy shit.
Ah, can somebody throw me a smoke real quick?
Yeah, I got you.
You're very violent.
Nice.
I got my message smoke from a UK guy while he's in my...
They're right above the tree right there?
At the corner of the roof. Yeah.
Yeah.
That bomb's in the spot.
You want to grab on it over there?
No, bro.
Everybody keeps leaving the bomb.
I'm not taking that shit no more.
I'm going to grab it.
I'm grabbing it.
I keep walking on it.
We have A and we have A.
Everyone go A.
Everyone, we have so much control already.
Killing?
Stop grabbing them.
Oh my god.
Planning for her down up?
This guy right in the middle of the crossway.
Maybe a man in a temple?
I don't see any temples.
How expensive is this one? The Hydroponics?
When I bought it it was like 6 grand, $2500, probably 6 grand now?
Or it's like 3 now, holy fuck.
Matches the headvases though, you know?
Someone dropped me an AK? Yeah, that's a nice AK skin.
I want to make a special red inventory.
What are you doing with that fucking economy over there?
Dude, I know I didn't drop any- Bro, I mean I crashed it on by a dual barrette's last round.
I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
I'm smoking, man.
Alright.
That's one, what did you do?
Maybe
Watch behind you guys
I can't create a month only
What the heaven is not smoked off live a
No, we're
Yeah, he's weak and for sure
He's gonna get that
I got insta mid again. Yeah, I'm like an arm aimer, bro
I don't know why but I have arm I aim with my arm. I aim very slow sense
Yeah, I don't have people aim with their wrists. I genuinely have no fucking idea. Well, that's what I'm saying
I'm a wrist aimer
Really?
I feel like I just saw my consistent
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like both like that
I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like both like that
Like, I mean, I'm just, I don't understand anything
I did not realize you were
Okay, Jack, can y'all tell me what I'm doing wrong so I can fix it, bro?
uh can you buy me a sky yes sir thank you
let's go here again end up in eight just go through mid self again
apparently you can like throw this fucking dome up grenade
They don't play up there, they play like close right now.
I'm not here.
Alright.
We're running, we're running.
Doughnut was indeed not smart.
So, I think we're done now.
Like, one guy left? What the fuck happened this time?
Tell me, bro. I don't know.
Well, sense to you guys play on that play on a
Zero point seventy eight hundred
Fuck
And that's faster than your valsons, isn't it?
Point six two is point two zero
0.06 is 0.2 on Val?
0.62, yeah, it is.
0.20 on Val.
I played 1.2800, bro, and that seems a little slow, fast, fast.
Nah, I've been bouncing around between 0.85 and 1.10, for my sense, personally.
Wait, what, when you know how to do a full mouse like this, you do like what?
good for it you already have one guy that was dead it was to be one I had faith
in my teammates I thought that was one of our random fucking teammates bro I heard
me I heard me I heard me yelling out of me I want to start no no no need was
want to start yelling yeah that's fucking insane what I just witnessed was
fucking insane it was pretty insane it was pretty insane but like I had two
team is like they should make good for it
what your first teammate already died
well I'll never go for it again, I'll never go for it again
45, I just got the first blood
I don't know why I noticed tweaking
2-1
I don't see anything there
nice shot
I mean some of these guys swing this angle with just such confidence bro like they swing
like they know I'm there bro like I don't understand I I feel like you should
understand if you pay level 10 already before I'm not gonna listen to this
illusion I'm fighting for my life over here level seven dude I just don't
understand like they sway me like they know I'm there
I got mine bro, I got mine
Nice
Yeah, is that MP9 a gun gun is it crazy?
I
Best force gun
Okay
But you know what I think it is chat I think it is the skins bro. I think I need some skins
Chow, what is that some good ass like last guy's bottom in?
He was elbow when he killed me. I killed his teammate top cat
Let's go back to like am I missing something?
Check am I missing something I did timing temple I
Want skins bro. I low key want some skins, but like every time I look at a skin it's like $10,000
She's just kind of like mind-boggling to me, bro
I
No, no, we're sure we're sure I already forgot about the night
Thank you though. No, no, I can't go for budget skins, bro. Wait, these clothes are 14k
Again, I'm gonna insta smoke our beer. Oh wait, I I have the insist yo check this text. I'm gonna smoke bottom it
It's gonna be the same
I dropped something in the fucking dungeon.
I dropped something in the dungeon.
Dude, I just fucked up the dungeon.
I dropped again and I swear to disappear.
That was so good.
Dude, help me, bro. Walk through my smoke. Fucking idiot.
what's going on right in front of you now
I mean where the fuck
what a flash in that guy
They just walked through some of the no-fights and all the other stuff.
What the fuck?
Say, say, say.
Do you guys motherfuckers a shotgun, bro?
Like...
Nah, you know what, bro?
I'm gonna go shotgun, bro.
You can do it. Smoking on it, man?
Nah, it's only...
The only person I can throw it is right here.
There's spawns right there.
need a fucking person who won't in the bush
one's in cave
i mean round me up
i'm like in caves
come on
I'm gonna get out of here.
Uh oh, fight mid with me, walk up mid with me, hit control.
And then we can't get out of here, mid control.
I got you.
Maybe uh, cake player and one of the mid players.
I'll pinch him on Cat.
Yeah, I'm going to be over there right now.
I'm going to get Insta-fired fucking dude.
I don't know what to say on this one
Get in the smoke, get in the smoke, get in the smoke, I'm out of ammo
Oh, fuck
I'm gonna put it in my mind, bro
What the fuck, they can be doing it
They can, obviously the play I'm doing is bad
So I'm not gonna do my play anymore
No one's on it, holy shit
I am no longer going to run tunnels anymore. I am no longer going to run tunnels anymore.
Bro, I didn't do any damage to anybody in that roundtrap. How is that even fucking conceivable?
I haven't hit that guy either in the smoke. How did I think not a single bit of damage
bro I have no idea bro he was like four feet away from you know shooting into
I thought so I'm so can you be around by the way where you're not coming in
anymore I am I'm I think so from there
shot but I agree with you. I told me I should have told you.
I'll put you in the car.
He was top cat here, he just jumped up. A couple seconds ago.
Fuck out of my game, bro.
Fuck out of my game.
Get the fuck out of my game!
I like that, I like the passion. More of that, more of that.
I
Your action looks like you need a red bull. Yeah, I'm kind of moving slow motion
We locked it everything
Guys I'm off the short short my short
All eyes on me
I
Think God grab an AP or or grab it fucking off
I don't want to be five this that guy was almost everything I can buy it off you
Holy shit, it is Nate shot. Oh my fucking god
I do is you bro. What's up, man? How's it going, dude? I'll watch you forever. How you know? Try not to suck. I understand. Not sure if it's working. No, it's working. It's working.
It's horrible at their nature. That's horrible. That's the years of hard work. Every game bro. That is years of work bro.
like that makes no fucking sense oh we need to shut on the ground
I don't fuck myself man.
I mean I don't know how does that even fucking happen chat? How the fuck does that even happen? How does that even work?
Bro I have a fucking operator, he has a fucking uh, a deagle. How the fuck does he beat me to that bro?
How the fuck does he beat me to that? I should basically literally have a fucking sense. How the fuck does that even work?
The terrorists win.
Chill out, XQC.
I think I did it.
I bet bet.
I'm gonna play with you.
You're gonna do well man.
Well I feel like when your keyboard is more sensitive, like on the winning, the worse I play.
Yo, I gotta send you this profile, because I completely agree with you by the way.
Like, I feel like the faster and more sensitive it is, the more I'm inclined to like, fuck up my buttons, but I'm straight.
I'm tired, yo, I'm literally using a- uh...
I just changed this wooden profile today, and it changed my life, because I know exactly what you mean.
What do you think?
I felt like the SteelSeries druggy packs pro in it first came out of the box.
One more V-Rap, V-Rap.
No!
One more, one more.
I
Who's my shade
Job certainly hang of it a little bit bro mood up when you itch your balls. Do you pinch and roll of course?
I do silly just meta that's that's undiscovered meta
Hey, what's going on guys, my name is Rory here back to the YouTube video today. I'm gonna shoot you guys
Fuck!
I think one's gonna walk the vein.
What about twirling your ass hair?
It was half-cf. Not long.
Yep.
We're in the mud.
They're next to me.
They're right there. Let's watch them. They're right there.
One's back on our spot. Back there. I heard them.
I
Take
These guys
I mean isn't it just a little
Coincidental
You guys a stack of yours
I mean, could be the difference, you know, I heard you say, yo, can I get an AK five times on T side?
You know, I started my conviction started to waiver. I mean, hey, bro, can I get that?
Can I get that wooden keyboard, bro?
The profile please bro. Yes. Yeah. Um, let's see. How do I export a profile?
Because my shit is bonds, bro, I need to investigate this
here I'm telling you bro this shit is unbelievable I can you just copy and
paste it for my chat I don't know where else to send it because I'm on my gaming
PC bar I'll come to your chat just send it anywhere it's a matter yeah it's in
my chat literally copied and pasted actually that there's no way that could
be right
Is it the typing profile or the priming one bro the priming the priming the priming
What do I do just exclamation mark keyboard?
No, I should just be floating in my oh, I see it I see it perfect. Okay. All right
All right, oh
My god, bro, this is like the worst fucking settings I've ever seen now
No, it's dashing bro. You don't disrespect that she two-time world champion and he's
Hello, Linda.
I'm happy to inform you that the M.Doc Tude McGard is back in stash.
You're not actually right.
Please confirm your shipping address.
We still have two millimeters?
Y'all just keep that on and I promise you, brother, you won't feel like your keys are all fucked up.
You're gonna feel like your feet are actually firmly planted on the ground when you counter straight.
Don't change anything.
anything that shit literally just changed my life this has been a massive problem for me for like a
month and a half on counter strike where the counter straight and just feels awful because I feel like
I'm still moving when I go to counter straight but this shit actually works I went on like an hour
long rant about it earlier today I literally just downloaded this for the first time yeah but
bro 0.1 actually wait till you feel it it doesn't it doesn't make sense
I
Think it'd be even more like sensitive right? Yes, but it's just this is gonna feel terrible. No
No, trust me sometimes like I'll be pushing down on the button. I'm like it's I won't I'm not even moving
It doesn't I don't know how to explain it. I haven't had a zen in an hour
I put a fucking time around so I'm about to start tweaking just trust me
All right, bro. I trust you so does bro. Sure. Sure. I play worse next game, bro
I'm not going to go. If you
play worse next game, we're
going to have a problem. It's
not I'm going to hear you
begging for guns. You know,
like, go Chad, I got to buy
some skins. I need some knives.
Get like that. There's no way
I can do an impression of you.
So that's the best you're
going to get. I'm going to
talk to my chat real quick. Let
me see what we can work on
here. Yeah, go ahead, man.
Enjoy chat. I'm surprised
M9 bayonet. This is my ranked up to level 10 game right here. M9 bayonet. What is a good M9 game?
I guess you're right. I believe in one soul. I didn't stop playing until 3 in the morning when you got off.
Phase 4? I've been a degenerate on CSGO since then. Wait this is low key a fire ass knife no?
I
You guys have you guys have me on CS flow enough. Is this not a bad knife?
And I do knife the fucking my I'm using my roommate's knife. I can't want green. I do want green, but how much is green, bro?
What's the print remod cause factory new
Just get a cheap green what's a cheaper green shot
Just use the skin changer that is included in your cheat big nose.
M9 Phase 2. Wait, this literally looks like Emerald to me. What the fuck?
Does this not look like Emerald to some of you?
It's way different.
Why do some get so expensive?
I don't get it.
You can get a phase 2 max green way cheaper than the other ones.
What is a max green?
Like this probably?
Does this...
Am I tripping or does this not look like emerald?
This basic Q to pop because I got to take a piss this is the longest Q the last Q was actually kind of long too
It's taking a while we're four and a half minutes in
So what does that get emerald look like then I wonder?
Mine is well be fucking on a man, but I bet it all there goes
Okay, that's a big difference holy shit, that's a big difference
I'll try to take it there. I'll try to take it there for sure 10k for a fucking knife though, bro
This guy's taking his damn up while he just banned a new this so
Tier three, tier four. So the best knife is what pure
Max green tier of one max green tier four
Okay, so this is max green the one this is max for and then this is not max don't carry the way
So I guess you can see the difference. Yeah, there's a few more comfortable on garage
Okay, so I had to say so tier one to go take a piss and then we fight so check
This is the most green right here. This is the most green that you'll ever get a knife
That's not emerald basically
So like what's that for a Ruby chat
Get a Ruby at least
Rubies are like so expensive though, no
And then what corambit ruby
$12,000
I mean Chad, I definitely can just buy it and sell it later, but like, bruh...
Cheese.
The thing is, Chad, I've already had, oh wait.
I've never had a Ruby Karambit.
No, I've never had. I've had the Ruby Butterfly.
Chad, I don't like butterflies. Is that weird?
It's an entry.
Oh, smoke!
Got an O and O.
Moving forward.
Moving the wall to lay.
Going to run.
bottom for the skins you bought from anomaly chat I returned them bro I returned them
ah it's no man I've seen the slaughter I don't like slaughter at all chat I'd
rather be I'd rather have a auto tronnet I don't sound Australian to me this is a
way better knife in my opinion than slaughter I don't like slaughter I don't
know why I don't know why I don't like slaughter at all
five team. Oh my god. There you go. I hate these motherfuckers. We want to stay, right?
Yeah, of course, of course, but of course
First day of course in game chat
Hi boys level 10 guys this shame is if I do a four-hour stream today and just you know
Bleed some fresh air if I've been doing 12 hour streams all month. Yeah, you're late. He's your shit
And you're gonna yell at you. Yeah, all right. Let's stay on stream all day today. I'll play calm
We're gonna go do outside just like I was gonna go to the mall bro. I'm it. I'm here behind you clothes, bro
Now you need to get a wife that will buy you the clothes
All right, come here come here
Oh way
That was a nice shot, huh chat. I need to be good for them there
Rory prime took over for a second. I'm by myself on A so it's like kind of rough
I know how to spot me. If I was the one B, how could you be alive? Yo
By your son, how could you do it?
What?
Ever, ever, ever, ever will make a fool of me.
I'm not banned on this game.
Uh, go look at your profile.
It's a banned on fucking siege.
Aw, you should've...
Wait, did your steam account show a backband?
You better lock it.
Your siege, yeah.
One's one there
It's a local guy
This guy's crosshair is insane.
It's for the very fucker.
Oh!
That crosshair is fucking insane.
Who went out?
They wish I...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I was muted.
I didn't play cat.
No, it was the guy's name says it's an R, uh, RACNO.
it's like a square like a black square
I don't know how to describe it
I don't see through
ah, nobody's here to pick it
okay, ask it, but I don't know what to do
100 ladder.
I'm trying to jump a lot, uh...
Bro.
Is he in?
Yeah, he's fucking in. I just fucking died by him.
They're going B.
Oh, yeah!
Can I get more to the water?
One's above me.
What?
Two ladder. Two water ladder.
Dude.
This game is gotta be the hardest game chat and let me tell you guys why.
Let me tell you guys why this is the hardest game in my opinion bro.
This game has been out for like a hundred fucking years so people have had hundreds
of years to practice on this fucking game.
Like you know like bro, you know, yeah, we find it. Can I get my D. Go back?
I taught my D. Go back.
You have permission to death and whenever you want again, just so you know.
You're absolutely allowed to death.
Well, I thought it's a rush now.
Well, no, we just we're in a 2v2 right there and you were having a
Oh, I was full 101 on site right there.
Two, two, two, two, two.
Yeah
They have Molly line up small line up
This game is so unfair playing this game
Playing this game you got cats in
2026
When people have had a hundred years to play isn't but how do you how do you play?
All right, I'm throwing a Molly first mood and then I'm gonna smoke it after okay
Someone's there by the way the song are they I just saw one
I made the jump out of window.
I didn't even know that was up.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
How do you play a game?
Everyone's already known like for a hundred years.
Where did I just die from?
Where did I just die from?
Does anyone know where I just happened to be?
I don't know, it sounded like a bitch that I asked.
Moona did you sell that exhaust? No, I kept it.
I kept it.
I said how the bright light hurt him.
Jump up. Fuck.
Window.
In the hot window.
Fucking fucking shit.
I didn't see me.
What the fuck?
Dude, they saw my fucking head.
You can like see your head up.
Pixel peeking at your head from that angle.
It's like really annoying.
It's time for BK.
I was praying he was not going to get off that bomb, bro.
He's the best in the game, bro.
Holy shit.
Good job.
All right, boys.
One on the board.
Yeah, that's us.
You guys want to fight me?
I'm some dumb shit.
I'm down, yeah.
Jump out.
I think they're bad.
Keep trying.
I'm trying.
We're not going to expect this shit.
They're bad.
I got us in the window.
Put some rest on.
Oh, Al, now you missed the jump.
Yeah, I fucked up
Another guy behind you
Thank you
One more one more really hurt on it
regretting it bro but I was doing a series to face a level plan and I got it and I was
like okay I probably never touched this game again.
And then you fucking did that.
Wait you got that just skins and then sold them?
Yeah bro I got like 10k more of the skins.
You're a freak kid.
I know I shouldn't have thought of it but I don't even know why I sold them bro.
God dammit dude, I don't know why it's all that good work
Moot or rotate it off there
I mean like
Rick with the tier one I love you, beams the 19 months I love you
Sam with the three months I love you
Blitz with the tier one I love you
Monkey with the final love you
It's made the format to let you chat. What's going on with the uh with the uh
Shows wrong with the uh the tournament the tournament that's wrong. Is it good?
That's because right there's rough because you're just once again like you were by yourself now
And when they smoke it you just need a teammate. It's either you play full retake or you have two people on a
I put stuff on ramp trying to get like a cheeky little fucking
and probably switch it up that and seen that one before but they created it as a shit, they would
should push mid here
one abs
one on lower comes
I
Did not know
Oh my god, you know, I'll buy you
Yes, it's really hard. It is hard, bro
Just a hard game. It's not a regular out around it
We played eight rounds. I feel like I've shot at three people
Good to strap
Nice
I think I heard on apps I
Got it if they drop you don't need to hold the record. We can't just sit
On for this unit
I'm fucking guilty so weird man, I'm fucking guilty.
Bro, Nate, this fucking, this keyboard is good bro, this is a good keyboard.
It's better right?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fucking insane, he just sent me a profile code and it's the same.
hmm isn't it like a new routine that helps auto-strafe the women feel wildly
different yeah I hate how I have to wait 28 fucking days
I
Got my dog flash work. Oh, that's you think I saw that
Yeah, that's you really cool. Yeah
My dog flash work
And I just
I'm the dumbest motherfucker alive
Just I'm going from a valorant only streamer to just like a streamer
You know I'm done being a valorant only streamer, you know
Oh, so I
Can't tell if I love her hate this guy's crosshair. I really can't tell
Like I'm still like I streamed Valorant this morning I did a segment this morning on Valorant and then I also
I
I can't do that, bro. I can't
Which one
The profile card?
Yeah, it's a movie.
What's the profile card? Send it to me.
Hell no, bro. I'm Jakey for that shit.
No!
Flash is in.
Grab the profile card, man.
One more, man.
Hey, bro, why are you so scared of a minigun sight, bro?
Go scream it.
Both of them like this.
Throw them all, man.
I mean, like, my fucking ass, though.
Well...
Fuck.
Should push B here.
There.
How did he just know you're there, though?
I-I-I guess it's a natural thing to clear, but...
Just, where'd my bullets go?
I felt like I was actually on his ass.
this guy's nice are you gonna be the R6 tournament tomorrow yes yeah I am he
did I said quick try to say that he's got a hell of control
That road just got sprayed on holy fuck.
Nah bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like I haven't played a real game bro.
I mean I've just been sitting like in the back over here.
Jack, Valorant is very...
I'm rushing in.
Valorant is very scale right now bro.
very stale the very like house they get a fix it bro they really need to fix it
bro the shotguns are the shotguns are like for the shotguns are like the shotguns
the neons
he's out smoke
a lot of cat, a lot of cat, they're gonna split me
oh my god, they're connected bro, connected
No no no no no.
Uh like it.
So you guys think if I lock in tomorrow with the rainbow six siege I'm going to I can play
good.
No no.
I wonder what time I'm going to be on the.
Like I'm more of a 1v1 player bro not a fucking dying. I think you're right, bro
Low key the more afraid you are dying
Why do we always lose on Mirage
Probably have an 80% win rate on this map
It's 40 silent you have an 18 your hand
need you
I have a bloody bread and butter pistol truck anyone smoke and I'll connect her
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke window you and me go apart. Everyone else goes mid of it
Yeah, I know my gun is
I
Get it well this guy had a gap in the console so I got one tapped immediately
Flash on Tik Toks for Maraj to get out of apartments and flashes literally every angle.
There's not an angle where you can hide from the flash apparently.
We just got to save this in the rush somewhere.
There's another five men under. Five men under and fucking burst out into the middle.
Sure.
Are we walking in or are we just running?
So I guess these guys are running. Holy shit.
I know, this is your loud.
Open this.
That was mood up, bro. I know no no no that was not me. I I watched you make noise. I watched you make noise
Your criminal I think it's criminal. How long the fucking elephants?
Here's my man. Yeah, I heard
Oh nice. There's one more there. That's gotta hit. That was close man. That was not a long time.
That looked like right? It looked like you almost walked into it. All right we went out here.
Oh my god bro. Fuck. Can we do an A execute? I can smoke a jungle. I can smoke stairs, jungle, SCC, whatever you want.
can you, can you lurk him in the door?
yeah
by the
i can drop this one here
what are you smoking?
drop me a smoke up here, i'm so serious in jungle
i'm so serious, i'm so serious, i'm so serious
alright
you guys play content, both of you guys walk up, i'm the third smoke, i'm gonna go flash
when are you guys gonna do it?
you won't...
ah, this one close, close, close
uh, go down, go down
i'm flashing, i'm flashing left, go left, go
I'm on stairs, stairs. Check on me, check on me.
Good kill, Luda.
Yep.
Outside, dude. What the fuck are we looking at?
Hold me please.
Yeah, yeah.
I
Can't fucking hate your crosshair like everything you do with it. I think you're just good at any, but the black parts of death
Yeah
Listen, man, I'm colorblind. So I gotta like switch things up. You're colorblind. You buy me a
What if I have an IDZ you take that count so like I can use that shouldn't be nice like you
I mean, yeah, I mean you can always treat the color on the mood by every leg
I'm gonna go in there.
Somebody buy beam?
Fuck!
Take me to the wall, take me to the wall.
Maybe we will come.
You still getting carried by a five stack?
What?
I have a bomb, I have a bomb, I have a bomb over there
so I can't die.
I have a flash, I have a flash, I have a flash.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm blind as a fuck.
Jungle, take from me.
I
What the fuck's this gun at
Wait, where was the last guy no one knows no idea
Good I'll grab a bomber there
I
Have no idea where this guy could be. Just don't panic, but it's hold. Oh my god. It's lower. Lower lower lower lower
I'm ready to off myself right now
No, no, all right, we're gonna save this one for real shit
Honesty, I think the race week. Honesty, just, just rush out.
I'm done with that.
I'm done with my life, too.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna throw, I'm gonna throw land flash.
I'm around, around.
I'm running back now.
Triple stairs.
I'm done with that one.
Oh there's sniping there's full a
Am I am I am I stupid for saying that like there was full there
They might play to mid to a one day, I don't know. I
Don't want to be that huh. I don't be that guy, but fuck
I should have as much fucking worst part about this game.
Ah, it's just as bad though.
You know what he actually kicked me there bro.
I want GGs.
I'm gonna get on the terrace to win.
Hey G.
Sorry Skag.
You're good bro, you're good.
Not great.
They said he low, he low, comes and it goes.
That's a two game on the 10.
I'm hopping off bro, I'm getting off this game.
It's enough for me.
GG's brother.
GG's guys, I'm sorry I couldn't win that game.
game bro I'm sorry I tried bro we don't we don't accept your apology man I hope
you have a terrible day take care guys take care
bro that game is just so hard bro I don't know
imagine playing a video game chat and there's like 30 fucking people on you like
I don't know bro there's like 30 fucking people on me at like all times I don't
And on top of that to make it even worse
Like I am not the best at that game, bro. I'm gonna be honest. I am not the best at that game. I
Am not the best that game like at all bro at all. I do a chat low key bro, uh
I think I'm gonna call it bro, I think I'm gonna call it. I think I'm gonna call it
I think I'm gonna call it. I think I've been doing really good recently and
And I feel like I just need to go breathe, bro.
I haven't hit the gym in like a week, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, Chad.
I mean, bro, listen, I know, I know, I know.
Usually, I know.
Usually, I go live for like 11 hours, 10 hours, 8 hours,
9 hours.
But, bro, I need to go.
I need some sun, bro.
Why do you skip legs?
I do not skip legs.
Anyway, Chad, listen, bro.
Yeah, bro, I always tell you guys take care of yourself.
I think I'm going to take care of myself today.
I know it's a Friday.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm going to do today.
I think I'm going to book a spot for a spa, maybe go to
the mall, hit the gym.
I just want to enjoy being outside today.
But yeah, bro.
Need to rebuy bots for the next stream, bro.
It's crazy, man.
I don't know.
Fuck you guys, bro.
Anyway, OK, yeah.
So tomorrow is going to be a crazy day.
Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I think I'm going to read down on Siege off stream.
Definitely not going to do that.
I'm just saying for Bolshevik chat.
In my dream, I'm going to play Rainbow Six Siege.
In my dream tonight, off stream.
In my dream, so I can warm up for tomorrow's game.
And yeah, man.
Listen, bro, I'm sorry for today's short stream.
Honestly, I just want to, again, I just want to enjoy,
I want to go enjoy a little bit of myself bruh just today, so I'm gonna book like some spas and shit today
Just enjoy today bro low-key, you know
And yeah, bro tomorrow
I don't know what I'm gonna do tomorrow, but I guess we'll figure that out when tomorrow comes along
I know that there's a jimsy tournament. Maybe some rocket league who knows bro who knows we'll see
All right, and I know I know I know stop stop stop saying I'm a port timer. All right
I love y'all listen. I'll see you guys tomorrow
Hopefully I'm gonna go live earlier tomorrow chat also, bro
I've been streaming so long and so late that it's been fucking my morning schedule
Like I've been good going live every day at 12 o'clock and recently it's been doing like one o'clock
1250 I want to get back on track
All right, I'm gonna try because I've just been doing like super super super super long streams bad job. I love y'all
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go enjoy life today a little bit and yeah, bro
I'll see y'all tomorrow hopefully for a long stream possibly probably like a long stream and
Yeah, man, I love y'all take care of yourself again. Sorry for the short stream. I know I'm not like, you know
You know that but I love y'all. I was the oil tomorrow take care yourself. I don't even know what to do
I'm excited. I don't know. I've never I've never ended soon as early before
I'm excited. I don't do. Yeah, I love y'all take care yourself. I'll be back tomorrow at 12 o'clock
Jixie Jixie tournament tomorrow
Um, Rock League, whatever. I'm gonna see what I can do tomorrow. There won't even be a 5k though. Alright, I love y'all
And uh, what song should I put on?
You used to call me on my
You used to
Yeah
You used to call me on my cell phone
Ain't that when you need my
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That you know you need one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That you know you need one thing
Ever since I