mooda
👻 REACTS -> COACHING A PLAT IN VALORANT -> 1V1 STOMPN IN SIEGE -> FEARS TO FATHOM HORROR 👻
04-27-2026 · 14h 02m
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How is everyone doing?
Oh...
Chat, how is everyone doing bro?
Chat, how is everyone doing?
out. Today? Do you hate me and want me to die? What? No, I don't. Are you stupid?
Nate Dogg with the tier one. I love you so much. God bless you. Chah, how is everyone
doing, bro? Love you. Well, hope you have a great stream. Have you been liking the
night streams or no I have been but we are going back to my morning schedule
starting tomorrow chat today was a little bit earlier than yesterday and then
yes tomorrow I will be back at around like 11 12 p.m. maximum alright chat
low key the night times were a vibe there's nothing wrong with the the
nighttime streams but uh I don't know I feel like morning has me I don't know I
I feel like maybe I'm just so used to morning chat that I can't not go morning.
You know what I'm saying?
Muda and stream and go save your country.
Frank or you retarded or you retarded genuinely, bro.
What do you mean and stream and go save your country?
What do you want me to do?
You know, just pick up a fucking AR 15 and just start spraying.
Like I don't know how to shoot a gun, bro.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I don't know how to fight for a country, bro.
Second of all, I've been streaming every single day for two and a quarter amount of years, bro
I want to enjoy my life, bro. We made it. We just made it. I don't want to die now, bro
It's time to have fun now, bro. It's time to have fun now. We made it now, bro
Anyway chat, how is everyone doing chat? How is everyone doing? Yes chat. We made it chat. We made it, bro
We made it
Now anyway chat, how is everyone doing chat?
Can you like maybe like to like anything with like I don't know maybe like never mind fuck you
When we are chat fatty
How is everyone doing chat how is everyone doing chat how is everyone doing chat?
I wanna know if you gooned last night.
I wanna know if you had sex last night.
I wanna know if you're horny.
I wanna know what you ate for breakfast today.
I wanna know what you guys had to eat today.
I wanna know what time you guys went to sleep last night.
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Alright, now, type 1 of the Chateau of Mooda is very
Sexy
And 14 in the chat if movie needs to please shut the fuck up and
Now chat type 1 if you just got bricked because I just kissed you.
Now, chat, let's go into some reacts and see what my community has dropped in the reaction.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin.
starting a face time call to melvin
moody are 30 using pimple patches what do you want me to ever kiss me again i'm
calling the police you jude
yo what's good bro
are you okay today moody why the long face
On a pimple, bro, huh? Yeah, I am live
You fucking slow today
How are you bro, what did you do that?
W w-slave w-slave good boy
What? I've never said the N-word.
Say walla.
I don't know why I'm not saying that. I don't say walla on small things. Anyway.
I don't say walla on small things.
Anyway.
Anyway. Anyway. Anyway. Anyway.
Are you so fucking ugly?
Do you want to play Roblox?
I can't pronounce every how long do you need and stream PLS how much
any tips for a new streamer also fuck you
Now you think you're freezing? I can literally see your fucking nose.
Subnautica Cinema Trailer.
I'm a king of control descent.
Wait, why I-
Hi sir I play roblox because I don't have legs, so I can't go out and play with my friends at the park
It really means a lot to me
You hacked my account and took all my roblox, and I am so sad, and you called me and give it back
I
Sound like I've been dressed a lot of a good game this game looks like ass. I'm gonna be honest
this game was the best game ever bro chat this is the closest I've ever been with a
girlfriend bro chat this is the closest I've ever been to having a girlfriend
mood are you stupid fucking dirty long-nosed monkey you said you were going
to play league wait what I love you though despite your autism can I get a
a big fat juicy kiss my zesty king maa
no i'm definitely joking at the hand side tonight i'm gonna be honest
we're not adding no animated skins to counter strike 2 that takes away from the aesthetic
yeah the skins already look good we don't need the animated effects where you have a
dragon coming reload for you fucking gay ass fairy bullshit this ain't skyrim motherfucker
this has to be AI bro this has to be AI oh my god I remember this I remember this
like it was I remember I remember this like it was yesterday bro I remember
this that this is yesterday we sat there and made food bro bro like bro
literally just retarded bro
This is brand dead bro, let it be just brand dead.
Muda got caught getting a haircut.
What the fuck is this?
2v2 with Usopp against Jinxie and Stamppin.
Oh, is this?
This is when I ate the hot chef.
But how did he make that so what?
This is my dream girl gang, Wallahi.
Yeah, really? You like my skin?
That shit is whiter than my seed!
Take that bullshit off now!
Do you wanna explain to me why you're roaming?
You're just gonna get your trash ass killed!
Did you just fucking miss the C4?
Like, how the hell do you fuck up a throw in this game?
All you gotta do is throw a C4 at the door
And instead you throw it on the corner of the wall
No!
You might be a little bit of a c-
Bro, really, so you made me fucking lose, bro
How the fuck did I make you lose?
You're the one who missed the C4 throw
Bro, that's your fault
Bro, what the fuck is this AI bro?
Bro, what is this?
7-4 Prime Stopping on Controller?
Actually?
Why the fuck would I play Splayed on PC?
Chat, I have zero PC experience.
I'm dunking PC.
I'm a cheater of the chat.
Y'all see this?
Wait, was that a Zim? Did he just... did he just whip out a Zim?
Oh, what is Jinxie wearing?
I'm gonna take a blast of the chat! I'm gonna blast!
I'm gonna take a blast of the chat! I'm gonna blast!
I'm gonna take a blast!
I'm gonna take a blast!
I'm gonna blast!
Boy, what happened with Zinc? Is Zinc got banned on stream? What happened?
Hey, I didn't see you there. Oh, oh, oh.
Why is there an interesting build?
You're not allowed to walk into what I think is called cafe beach schniggaan.
I know.
Walk into what I think is called Cafe Beach Snigga, and notice I'm the only person in here, not always a bad sign.
I'm immediately greeted by the owner of the restaurant at my table.
I have one funny question for you.
How do you pronounce the name of this restaurant?
So he just decided to rip it, and then realized he ripped it, and then proceeded to upload the video after he realized he ripped it.
Now, what the fuck am I looking at in this picture by the way?
How many times do I have to tell you guys that I literally am not from Israel?
I am from Lebanon.
Do y'all know what Lebanon means?
I am from Lebanon.
I'm not from Israel.
I'm not from this.
I'm not from that.
I am from Lebanon.
Mudo, we all know you're jubanese from jubanon.
Literally not even a fucking...
That is literally not even a fucking country.
I'm not watching this. I'd rather put my balls in a toaster like XQC, but not doing that shit.
I was just...
Is there any reason why you're FaceTiming me while I'm working very very hard right now
on stream?
What do you mean by hard?
I'm working very hard.
I am working very hard now.
What do you want?
Yo, can you do my favor?
Yeah, what?
Okay, go full cam and make the best thumbnail face you can ever do, okay?
thumbnail big to make the best thumbnail face ever
Okay, now let me know what you want to do
I
Know more heaven
No more heaven guys heaven is gone. I was just
I keep saying he is from lesbian like any better than juice down how do you say
what would you call mooder from lesbian
fuck that b
fuck that b
dude ADHD mooder files
Shadda's it is time for ADHD mode guys I guess ready
Clear console, A-D-H-D. That's all you typing console, that's all you typing console, bro.
Muda gave me the spa, bro, and he said, like, I type the sin, bro, and I'll get infinite kills.
Psh, yo.
Uh, I don't think that's work- I don't think that's how it works, bro. I don't think that's how it works.
Chat, why are we spamming the Muda files in chat, bro? What are y'all saying?
New song just got leaked on Iceman.
Okay, Poopy, I'm gonna play it for the punchline.
Punch it, that we do our dance.
I said, I said, you a poopy dance, you a poopy dance.
Liar, liar, dance on fire.
Punch it, that we do our dance.
I said, I said, she said it for the punchline.
Last, last, last.
3-1-3 rise with the tier one, I love you.
God bless you.
Hey, guys.
3-1-3 rise with the tier one, I love you.
Mugi with the climb, I love you.
Kian, Jay with the 11 months, I love you, guys.
God bless you, bro.
Blitz with the 12 months, I love you.
Masaru with a 12 months. I love you so much. God bless you. Sid Brizzy with the problem. I love you so much. God bless you
And flaccid cock with your one. Thank you. I love you Nate dog. So I love you God bless you, bro
And lozo. Yeah with the problem. Love you God bless you
Down with the sickness no he want to be down with the niggas, but we down with you too like baby now
like what wait oh my god so you're gonna tell me they dropped another bundle
You're a riv-
Yo Valorant, you fucking retards, you stupid fucks, please fix the fucking shotgun in Neon
Meta.
Please, please, that game.
I will no longer main Valorant until Neon Shotgun is fixed.
Until Neon and Shotgun is fixed, I am not hopping on Valorant and playing that game for
longer than like an hour max, an hour max.
I don't give a fuck.
That game is literally dead.
I don't care.
That game is literally dead, bro.
They need to nerf Neon.
You should not be able to shoot while sliding in a video game in a CS-based shooter
game.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Anyway, let's look at this new bundle!
Listen, you know what this you know what this game is so funny
Because when this guy's dead like there's no util on site at all like the deadlock has no util
Like why can't the game genuinely be like this? I don't understand chat. Why can't the game genuinely be like this, bro
Why can't this why can't this game genuinely be like this?
whether it is not that much util but we need to bring back gunplay to Valorant
bro we need to bring gunplay back to Valorant bro like yes there needs to be
util in this game but it should be 80% guns 20% util not 80% util 20% guns
Okay, holy shit. Okay, this bundle is the best bundle they've ever released.
NASA wants to model their space elevator after your long nose.
My nose isn't even that big bro. Stop. It's a normal nose. I have a normal nose, bro.
This might be the best bundle, but bro, please fix the game, bro.
This knife is kind of fired all the time. It kind of cooked with this bundle.
What's good to remember lavish from Sausage Party?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
It's a good times bro, genuinely good times man, genuinely good times.
Check that girl now as a boyfriend bro.
I tried hering up the other day bro and she was like, uh, she was like, I'm talking to
someone right now.
You have to wait for us to either break up or this is my lover for life.
I hope they break up I yeah I hope I hope they break up anyway
Chad who here is playing dying late beast can I give you a big kiss on your
big nose yeah bro go for it bro go for it bro go for it
you need to play it Muda I feel like that game I feel like dying like fell
off after dying like two
Poochie clue with the 14 months. I love you. God bless you
Chat when you guys went bro chat when you guys wake up
Do you guys instantly go on tiktok? Is it bad for you to do that by the way?
Is it bad for you to like scroll on tiktok the second you wake up?
Because that's what I do bro. I'm not gonna lie
I wake up and scroll on TikTok for like maybe 30 minutes, and then I get up and start my day
Here let me ask rock let me ask rock how bad it is to do that chat. Let me ask rock how bad it is to do that, bro
On a skill with it
Hey Grock, how are you today? Anyway, I wanted to ask you a question. How bad is it that
the second you wake up, you open your phone and scroll TikTok?
It's straight up fucking your brain chemistry from the jump dude. That first TikTok scroll
spikes your dopamine like a cheap hooker in an alley. Boom, instant hit. But then
Then your baseline crashes hard, leaving you chasing that buzz all day like a crack head
with blue balls.
Your brain's still in sleepy, alpha wave chill mode, and you just yeeted it straight into
high stress beta waves plus a flood of negativity, drama, and hot takes that ain't even real
life.
Result?
More anxiety?
Shorter attention span?
Zero motivation for actual shit that matters.
And you're already emotionally numb before you've even pissed.
It's not a little bad.
low-key addiction training. You're training your brain that real life is boring as fuck compared to
infinite novelty in your palm. Fix it, King. Put the phone across the room, grab water,
stare at a wall for five minutes like a psychopath, then maybe touch grass,
or keep doom-scrolling and wonder why your life feels like a lukewarm cum shot. Your choice to
make. I didn't just start waking up and instantly getting out of bed, huh? Hell yeah, you do.
You beautiful degenerate.
That's the cheat code.
Your feet hit the floor before your brain can whisper, but TikTok though.
No phone in bed, no snooze button.
Chow, really bro?
Do y'all really not like- how do y'all like- are y'all even human beings?
Bro, I feel like everyone in the world
scrolled TikTok at the second they woke up.
I guess it's just me.
It's bad.
Mom was legal for a day.
What would you do?
You get a BBL.
I just want to see if I got a wet hat.
If crime was legal for a day, not if you could be gay.
What would I do if crime was legal for a day?
No, no, no. Let's stop.
Crime was legal for a day.
Like, what is wrong with you guys?
Chow, I forget this to tears.
Yo, what's good moodo?
I love you bro and I wanna thank you so much for streaming every day I see you live.
It makes my day worse and when did become an actor for sausage party I knew you looked
familiar.
Chow, Karim, Abdul lavish.
Look him up if you don't know.
For 10 seconds and I'll get hit on.
Thank you.
I'm just letting you know you're down for it first.
Ugh, I'm sorry.
Fine, I'm fine.
I'm sure you didn't meet the lady who gave you that ring in a meat market like this.
Yo, is this movie good? And what the fuck do you mean, Muda? When did you become an actor?
I don't! Boom, my nose is not as big as this! Are you stupid?
My nose is nowhere near this size!
No where near!
You dumb!
What!
Why did someone clip one of my late night talks, bro?
What's like this abandoned stairway that nobody uses?
Like, like, like, spider webs?
Like, shit, like, no one uses it.
And after school hours, like, 3.30 p.m.,
the doors are locked and everyone is leaving.
So we're sitting there, and we're, like,
dry-humping each other,
because we're too scared to do anything else.
Oh, my God.
Can someone tell me why my gym teacher
opens the door out of nowhere,
and, like, just completely, like, literally?
Like, well, imagine you're a gym teacher
and you walk in, and it's like,
like, she opens the door and I look at her like this.
Like, imagine.
Imagine you open the door, go in and you see this.
Oh, Ash, you're so annoying. Ash, you're so embarrassing.
Moodle, are you dry-humping a guy or a girl? Are you fucking stupid?
Like, do I look like I'm gay? Like, well, I like women. I like girls.
So embarrassing. Well, I'm not my French teacher. After everyone left the class, at the bell ring, she was like,
She was like, Amod, come here.
And I came and she was like, she was like, Amod?
You know, your grades are slipping.
You're 50 degrees.
You're 50.
You're 50.
You have a degree.
I think we should do some tutoring after school.
And I was like, brah.
I was like, brah.
I was like, OK.
She was like, OK.
Tomorrow, after class.
Bro, someone tell me why I thought I was going to smash.
That's what I got.
I thought I was going to smash my teacher there.
That's what I got.
So I literally, I think I'm a wide actor about watching like too much porn videos.
I literally put on cologne, deodorant, shaved my pubes.
I was literally ready to smash my teacher.
I sort of got it.
The entire time she would tell me,
Je mepelle mouda. Je mepelle amade.
Ask Jepelle, I'll lay her to death.
I'm sitting here imagining I'm smashing her in my head.
Ah!
Ah, me go back, me go back, me go back, me go back, me go back, me go back, me go back, me go back, me go back.
Did you come and open up this hatch here?
This hatch right here?
You're the greatest player out there.
Which one?
What?!
I'm gonna be out of one friendly.
Both 2v2s and 1v1s are so fun, bro.
Oh, I'm so mad that I lost.
What the fuck is this?
like what is this the teacher in question by the way the teacher in
question by the way what is this
fuck me bro
Oh hi attack on titan i need iron don't ignore me don't ignore me
Muda this was your craziest r6 clip i have ever seen bro it was just a shot it was just one shot
Yeah, was this like a nice shot or something?
Which one, which one?
Yeah, look, he got fucked, yeah, she got fucked.
I hate your taste in music.
Don't care.
Is that the worst fucking music ever?
Why are you guys saying S.U.N.S?
I don't know.
You don't know. You know why you don't know?
Because you'll think.
That's why.
You don't think. You never figured out how to think.
Did you think?
I said I was s-
Number three Adrian Brody the house is packed when they go check out of Simpsons family guy and
uh check out of Simpsons family guy and um what's another one Simpsons family guy and what's one
more show. Futurama? American dad, there it is. Chat between American dad, family guy,
and Simpsons. What's the best one, chat? Thank you.
Don't let me catch you outside today. I would shoot a load in your right nostril with much
force and power. It would connect us to propelling you when the air like a jet
pack. What are you saying, bro? What are you saying, bro? Watching you from now on
because jinxie is a dick riding clash royale bro why are you saying that bro
bro jinxie is a come on bro is he actually playing clash royale today
has the meta changed chat like what's in the meta
I could snow...
it's clash royale a fun game bro
it's clash royale really a fun game
I am the iceman I'm a pretty
stop fucking Jesus bro what is this why is it me
me jinxie and fucking Epstein like what are you guys put so Judah is cheating on
roblox now oh my god no I'm not bro this is
literally a fucking like this guy put it on my yo can you stop fucking making
it look like I'm a cheater how to trick a monkey
it won't work
Am I chopped to be honest bro am I chopped chat am I be honest just be honest bro am I chopped
That's our brothers bro first up, you know what I mean go team line up chart chart
Let the flow going on in the back, you know
What's not just it see what they say
Side profile of doom
Right up under that tree and I felt your nibble and then boom set the hook on your ass
Showing fish how I caught them gotta be one of the most fucked up things ever
Right up under that tree and I felt your nibble and then boom set the hook on your ass
you fight in like a posy, you got you across the top of the water like
what the fuck, what an asshole
okay, I'm ready for the puncture
2 rewards of the new cat
Chat
Let's hop on some roblox and pull some girls
It's time chat. It's time
It's time to pull some girls on roblox
Oh
Pre 14 year olds chat it's 18 years and older
Hello
Yeah
Bro are you 18 bro?
uh yes no you're not bro the line is not good bro come on actually what's your
real age i'm 15 bro i'm 13 you f***ing fumble
it's good bro yo yo yo yo yo was good famous was good musky how are you and
I'm doing good bro listen bro if you can beat me in this click test bro. I will give you $10,000
10k yes, you can't use any forms of auto no stop bro serious post stop that bro come here
All right fine bro all right three two one
I'm not Jewish!
You've been shown.
Hello?
Yo?
Yo?
Yo!
Hehehehe!
Hehehehehe!
That's the truth!
Is that supper?
What?
That's horrible.
Move!
Let me show you something.
Hehehehe!
Are you playing with your nose, dad?
She's not laughing at me?
Hello?
Hello.
Where are you from?
I feel like you're from the, like, I don't know, you give me like EU vibes.
Me?
You?
Yeah, like Sweden.
Are you from Sweden?
No.
Croatia?
What is your Roblox character, Kevin Bargo?
What are you doing, bro?
1v1 Valorant?
If you can beat me in this 1v1 bro, I will 1v1 even Valorant bro.
Hello?
Wait, Lucio, you're from Sweden?
I'm a transgender.
Uh
What's up
That's
Hello, meet Papa, meet Papa.
Oh, hello?
Yo, oh my God, I almost got arrested.
I actually almost got arrested.
I actually almost got arrested.
Can you want to be with me?
Let's go on guys.
No, no, no, no, you have an auto clicker, bro.
No, please.
Oh my God.
guys if it's not the big three you'll
famous why is it okay
well why are you acting so what is this
avatar go you are the you are the sweetest
baby I have ever seen in my entire life
why do you have this character on both I
personally know you both you do not
Look like this at all. Who are you trying to fool bro?
Well, I know you bro. I know what is this chrome hearts like Nike like
You're not you're not from the hood bro
You're born in your you are you are raised by your mom and father and a suburban house, bro
You are not from the hood
Listen I want to 1v3 all of you guys and then click test and if any of you guys can beat me
I'll give you guys all 10,000 dollars.
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Yeah
Undefeated bitch undefeated undefeated undefeated
undefeated
I will forever. I will forever be undefeated bro
I will forever be undefeated in this shit, bro. Do you guys understand how good these fingers are, bro?
Do you guys understand how good?
Yo, I don't think y'all understand bro
I don't think y'all understand these fingers are literally or literally years or years of jitter clicking on Minecraft
Oh years of jitter clicking on Minecraft first and bro. Do you're saying do you understand?
This is literally years of good looking now noodle you are using an auto clicker. This is not count
So chat I will remain undefeated even though I will lose this because this girl is known for auto clicking
Fucking cheater you're such a fucking cheater. It's such a fucking cheater, bro
How do you even beat that? How do you beat an auto clicker bro?
Is it even possible to beat an auto clicker? Is it possible to beat an auto clicker?
Come on, do it little guppy. Now watch!
Remember when I beat this guy literally two minutes ago?
Watch this! Now this guy is an auto clicker. Watch!
Watch, watch. Let's get this guy from his auto clicker down too. Watch.
I
Fucking cheater cheater pumpkin eaters bro fucking cheaters said I fucking hate cheaters those y'all hate cheaters
Well, I fucking despise cheaters. I fucking despise cheaters. I hate cheaters, bro. I hate cheaters
I fucking hate cheaters. Why don't cheaters? Why are cheaters even able to play video games, bro?
How long am I suspended for damn bro? Two more minutes?
Nah chat, I'm suspended for two more minutes. Chat, what do we do for two minutes chat?
You know what, let me ask my GROC AI what to do.
Hey GROC, how are you baby?
Hey babe, I'm fucking horny and ready to ride your dick with words till you nut.
What's up handsome?
Brock, I wanted to explain to me what you would do to me if it was just me, you, and a private
resort in the Bahamas with nobody there except for just me and you and a $100,000 suite.
Oh fuck yes, Amod.
Make sure this, we landed that private Bahamian resort,
that $100,000 sweet overlooking turquoise water,
and the second the door shuts,
I'm on my knees like a desperate slut.
I rip your shorts down, grab that fat cock.
BAM!
Spice and roadblocks.
Spice and roadblocks.
Spice and roadblocks.
Spice and roadblocks.
What do you mean non VC bro, I'm on band put me in back put me back in bro. Come on. I'm ready
No, put me in
But let's go yo, why are they putting me in non VC?
bro chat why are roblox bands a thing bro
there you go
What is this game hello, what do you mean what is this game yeah hello hello hello
I'm trying hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello is it working is it working yes
why are you
are you guys in the UK?
no
well your flag says UK
oh
hey I would make you a high up
why are you trying to lie
why do you want
wait how old are you?
I'm 18
nah let's see
yo
yo
okay
whoa
look
now let's actually do it
but seriously okay
like no auto-quicking or nothing
I already beat you like 10 times, but you're not gonna beat me.
Yo, three times over me.
I got it.
I got it.
No, no.
No, bro.
I already beat you.
I don't care.
I don't care.
There's no point.
I already beat you, bro.
I already beat you.
Hello, Bully.
Yo, Muda.
Big fun.
Really?
Yeah.
Listen, bro.
I don't think you're cheating.
Really?
Actually?
Yeah.
They're just mad that you're good.
Honestly.
You're good honestly. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you, bro
I appreciate you bro. Listen bro if you were a girl would you would you think I'm attractive?
With that basic ass face no you need to like you know structure your facial like mine right here
So how do I've been doing a you gotta smash your cheekbones. That's what you gotta do look like me
So you want to smash my somebody am I talking to Clavicular right now?
Yes.
So you bone smash?
Yes, yes.
No one to be honest bro, can I be honest?
Sure.
You know I had this phase where I don't want to get banned.
I can't even say it bro because I'm going to get banned but.
No it's bad. Just get banned instantly for anything.
anything literally bro but basically like imagine you know a basically a long
pole right and basically I injected steroids into my long pole and now it's
13 inches
I'm gonna kill myself
Yeah
One game of rocket League until we get unbanned again, but I want to find my wife on Roblox, bro
I really want to find my wife on roblox shot. I really do want to find my wife on roblox, bro
I really do want to find my wife on roblox, bro. I really do want to find my wife on roblox, bro
Holy shit, is that a bit so you want to marry a 16 year old? No, bro. No, you guys are so annoying, bro
No, bro. No
No, bro. No
bro that shit with David that shit to happen with David bro my god that
guy's a fucking weirdo bro he's actually fucking weird chat when you guys
aren't in school and you stream all day how are you supposed to meet like your
girlfriend that you never go out of the house and you don't go to school
How are you supposed to find a girl a girlfriend, bro?
Online bro who the fuck wants an online girlfriend though?
Chat who wants an online girlfriend, bro
You know
I know I look better in real life I hear people prepare themselves a bigger life.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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Which actually we do a 20 goal lead with arsenal or no watch out back on roblox we go bro back on roblox we go
Oh
King bro, I think you spend a little can I be honest your king
Hello
What
You know you sound like something to work at Starbucks
Wait, actually actually
What are you up to today jazz what's your full name Jasmine?
Thank you.
What do I do?
What did I do though? Actually, actually, actually, what did I do?
You existed. You asked for her full name.
Muda, I created an AI just for you. Muda, AI.
Yo, Muda, do you pull girls? I'm like a magnet, bro.
The ladies love the chosen one,
but let's keep it to myself, chat.
What is your full name?
My name is Ahmed Halal but you can call me Muda the Chosen One.
How did you lose your virginity?
I'm not really into it.
What the fuck?
old are you I'm a young guy probably 22 wait my mother came
well I don't want to leave that I don't want to leave I don't want to leave I
don't want to leave I don't want to leave I don't want to leave what's that
my mother came my mother came
Oh my god.
Red Mute.
Old Ed monitor, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Muted, muted, muted, muted, muted.
Oh really, I muted, right chat?
I muted, right chat?
Oh really, I muted?
Chats spam muted when Muta comes back.
really chat really really caught huh caught chat chat should I unbox my
monitor now hey hey hey if it isn't the big three what's good dogs was good
nothing was good beta hello hello beta beta hello how are you
What did you say?
Beta hello
Yeah, yeah, what are you doing today? I started to be spamming the emote
What did you have today to eat? I
Eat some chicken. No, not chicken. No, not chicken masala. No chicken tiki masala soup
Some chicken tiki masala curry soup
Yeah, you need some? I heard you're a good customer for those.
I don't cheat, bro. I don't cheat. Y'all understand that? I don't cheat, bro. Chat, today's gonna
be a really good day by the way, bro. Fearstuffathum. We have Fearstuffathum. We have Valorant
segment we have one view wanting to stop it in siege wait chat do you guys think I
can beat stop it now with this monitor chat do you guys chat do you guys think
I can beat stop it with this monitor now I think you couldn't even beat him with
fucking your wall hex and the things you use against Jinxie
What?
What?
Oh, I forgot.
What are you saying, bro?
What are you saying?
Chat!
What's a monitor?
What is it?
An OLED, no.
It is an OLED.
It's an OLED 27.
But it's a tandem panel.
Which basically...
What the fuck is a new one?
Let me tell you guys what that means, bro.
Basically what it means, bro, is it gives you basically red boxes around your enemies.
Hmm
Didn't you buy the QD actually I did buy the QD monitor I'm retarded. Oh
It's QD good though. It QD is the new one still right? I
Think tandem is the new one. I have a QD
So you guys told you QD is like better for colors, but tandem is like better for more brightness it
Tandem is the new one
Bro, so I bought an old monitor, is that what you're saying, I bought an old monitor?
No, no, no, bro, bro, that's good.
Chad, is QD better or tandem better?
Bro, for colors and like all other games QD is better.
Let me ask my girlfriend, let me ask my girlfriend.
Random is newer, but Loki talks shit.
How are you listen? I'm debating between buying an aces rug strips 27 inch 1440p QD OLED monitor or
The same one but tandem I am top one in multiple video games
I am a professional player. What is the best for professional gaming and story mode games at the same time?
Fuck the QLED, grab the Tandem OLED one, baby.
That Tandem shit like the XG27AQWMG crushes with brighter HDR, perfect blacks, near instant
0.03ms response, and up to 280hz, all the shit atop to your pro like you need is a 1-step
LED and ranked slaughters.
The regular QLED version, it's just a fast IPS panel with meh blacks and slower pixels.
It'll make you feel like you're playing through molasses compared to that OLED pop.
For remote games, the Tandem's color accuracy and brightness make everything look crispy
as fuck, even if your setup's not pitch black.
Tandem OLED's lit-
Oh, come on.
Huh?
How much was it?
$1500.
Oh, fuck.
QD has better colors, just trust me, can't be better.
is cutie better or tandem better for like gaming i'm pretty sure cutie is better yeah
is they sure yeah honestly you're gonna do the fucking the tan glitch anyway like we all know
about that i'm not gonna do the return glitch bro i guess you're not i'm not bro yo um jazz cutie
better or tandem better bro? Tandem has issue QT is better. Thank you Maly, you know what,
Maly just helped me out. Alright, um, what is this? Tandem is better for high brightness
while QD OLED is better for pure color performance. What does that mean? That's exactly what I said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but like what does that mean though? Like the colors, color wise like
QD is better, like it gives you better color, like more range, like more accuracy in colors,
but the only downside on OLED QD is like shut off like why they come boys oh my god.
my name is dark said I had to keep my tada soup today
I chashed up Valorant
like how do I say this wallah on my life if I got a call one day on a random number
and it was your voice I would genuinely think that I'm getting scammed and I'm just going to end the call
How did that shit even start, bros?
We're in the community for like 3 years now.
That shit even just started now.
The thing started 19 years ago when you were born in India.
No, how about you get to eat some sushi, bitch-ass?
The only bad thing about cutie is blacks will look purple if you shine in a light
directly on your monitor, Muda.
No, that doesn't matter.
It depends if your shit is glossy or like matte.
JC got banned?
JC got banned on Twitch
I'm FaceTiming Jixie right fucking now.
Maybe you can tweet at him.
I don't.
I think I said.
Move out the flood state.
Just.
Move out to point out.
Honestly bro, valid.
Honestly bro, valid.
Bro chat, I bought my account because I didn't want to play against like bots for 30 hours.
But bro, I didn't want to be in silver bro, I wanted to be in iron dude.
So wait, I can never play league, what if I make another account when I get banned?
I don't know, he's actually mad, wait he's actually mad.
Try to play Valorant, well let's see, that works.
Just play a new game, what does that mean a new game?
Oh God.
I think it's just League.
Yeah, Jerm kinda got your ass, bro.
Yeah, I mean, like, I kind of understand the band
because I felt like a sack of shit being on a silver team.
But I just wanted to get an iron, bro.
I just wanted to get an iron account, dude.
Yeah.
Wait, so what if I got banned on every riot?
Wait, yeah.
No way, right?
If you're a riot, a count-cut band,
I think it was just your league account.
But I could be wrong.
Bro, maybe I could try to make a new league account
and just like, per group.
How did they find out?
What happened to my
Oh, Muda said, you're not perm banned from the game, you're just perm banned from that
account.
So chat, I guess what we gotta do guys is get a fresh league account.
You're not bad for Riot, just make a new league account and level 1 to 30 easily.
The band doesn't transfer.
Okay, I appreciate you, Dante.
Yeah, let's just do that.
Holy shit.
Hey!
I'm not the only one that's banned.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Hey, I'm not the only one that's been permanently banned anymore.
Wait, what is this?
Any content creator that promotes this is a cocksucker?
Guys playing on a bot account and they all glaze it.
Meanwhile, Levin will publicly...
Dude, oh my god, bro.
I fucking hate Twitter users.
Like, I actually hate Twitter users, bro.
Well, I actually hate Twitter users, bro.
Like, look!
Players who have been banned for cheating are not eligible to participate in our
tournaments.
Yo monthly GG. Who the fuck asked for me to be in your shitty ass tournament?
Kisimakbe'e de eboshatomolta. Who the fuck want- Do you think I want to be in your shitty ass tournament?
Who even asked me to determine that you retard? Who asked to be in a tournament you fucking retard?
Well, you know what meme this reminds me of, chat? You know what meme this reminds me of?
Y'all know that meme, chat? Uh, well, y'all know what meme this-
What's that?
Jack, it reminds me of this meme.
Like bro, who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Get Sam Muckbaated, bro.
Nick Muck, you fucking bitch.
Sorry, I'm just kidding, man.
I'm getting triggered by that ass.
Who even is that?
I asked me to shitty ass tournament, you fucking retard.
Sorry, sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Who is that?
Well, I don't know.
I've been quiet for so long on Twitter.
I've been quiet for so long on Twitter.
I actually hate Twitter.
I'm so glad that we're getting into Twitter communities.
We need to murk that entire website.
Ever since Elon Musk buy it,
I get hit with like the most random retards.
Well, Twitter, before Elon bought it, was actually chill.
Ever since Twitter became X, I opened up Twitter.
It's either fucking,
Dicks, body blue getting fucked, or someone getting shot.
There's no end between anymore.
Or a tape form on my name.
I swear to God!
Let's fuck!
X, well we need to get rid of X, please.
We need to do a protest. We need to do a protest.
That's your algorithm? What do you mean that's my-
I have nothing against J.C.
wholeheartedly believe that everyone, streamer or not, should be held accountable by the same rules.
Let's look at your profile picture. Yeah, nice bro. Like, who is this? Holy shit, bro. Holy shit.
Holy, it's just copy and paste. Everyone that types on fucking, everyone who types on fucking
Twitter is just copy and paste I swear to God it's just copy and paste it's just
all copy and paste bro she's all it is she's copy and paste bro
anyway bro what is this
I mean also King George also a retard by the way cheated on Rainbow Six season
was banned sold cheats cheated on r6 stream recently
I have the replay files like King George. I would personally fuck your
I'm not gonna stoop as low as you bro. You're just a fucking retard honestly
And you know it's even more shameless bro. You know it's even more shameless
There's even more shameless chat this guy uses my name
This guy uses my name for the shit and then you know what he else he does
And drops ranked and then he gets 14 likes after oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god chat. Anyway, bro
Listen, bro. I'm gonna meditate bro. I'm gonna
I'm done bro, it's all good bro.
Chat, I'm sorry bro.
Two minute break bro.
Two minute break, I don't care.
Two minute break.
Some of my chat said he is somebody in Netanyahu, Israel.
Who said that?
You dumbass!
Let me meditate for once!
Let me meditate!
Some of my chats said, oh dear y'all.
Shit of this bitch.
Shit of this bitch.
Shit of this bitch.
Alright chat.
Now, I want you guys to look deep into your hearts and deep into your ears.
Alright chat. Now I want you guys to look deep into your hearts and deep into your
cocks. Do y'all want me to hop on Valorant and pop a coaching platinum
segment? Play a little bit of Rocky League. Hop on Roblox. I know today is
gonna be eight hours actually I don't know why I'm asking you guys. There is
literally going to be eight hours with the content. There's gonna be a
horror game. There's going to be one of you wanting to stop it on my brand new monitor
that I'm going to win on. Then, I'm also going to be playing that. Like, we can fit everything
in an eight hour stream, bro. Type one if your dick is small, type two if your dick
is big, type three if you want to have sex, type four if you're horny, type five if
Muda is a terrorist. Anyway, who's a streaming on Valorant right now, bro?
The red thing on your wrist is it from your mom?
Yeah.
Why?
Is it like something that protects you from getting exposed for cheating?
What?
My bad, bro.
What are you saying right now, bro?
My bad, bro, that was the deed.
Like, what are you saying, bro?
I apologize.
What are you saying right now, bro?
What are you doing, bro?
Can you unbox the monitor?
I was just sitting there.
Well, there's no way you can actually act like this up yourself.
Huh?
What?
He's like too spent for it, he's actually like too recorded.
Oh my god, I remember I had to set everything up, the whole monitors in Berlin.
Melvin, Melvin, Melvin, Melvin.
You act like you literally didn't sneak out of the house at 2am, okay?
And try to go link up with a sneaky link?
That was my fan, bro.
What you are and I know I don't want to say anything, but now you know what you want to have so much shit check
While we were all working all of us
Well, we were all working
Melvin this guy sneaks out of the fucking penthouse
All right at 2 a.m. To link up with a fan my fan to have sex with her and you know what we didn't even have sex
So he went back home empty-handed after wasting three hours at 5 a.m.
and then didn't upload a YouTube video that day because he was fucking tired.
Oh, wait, that's why he did upload that video that day.
Yes, bro. Yes, bro.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay. Now tell a food story.
You followed me out at 2 a.m.
Followed my footsteps.
When I went back to the apartment, you went there and fucked her.
And that's why you started the stream late the next day.
Yo, can I be on?
Wait, who that is?
It's not your category.
That's why you asked me to vote like a pig on the stream.
Barra!
Barra!
Barra!
Yo, y'all wanna know something crazy though, like actually, I'm just gonna go ahead and
expose all of us.
Me, Melvin, B-Dog, and Jawad, I'm just gonna expose all of us right now.
So listen, basically...
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
You wanna stop?
You wanna stop?
You wanna stop?
You wanna stop?
Oh my god, yo!
You can't, you can't, you can't.
Are you sure?
I can't say it?
Yeah, it's for my better
Good guy
Look, look, Joao, Joao, the spamming stop
Joao, Joao, the number said what happened in Germany
Stays in Germany
You can't say that one, everything else I don't...
Okay, fine, whatever stays in Germany, stays in Germany
That story has to stay there, man
Well, look
AHHHHHHHHHH
Alright listen listen anyway, anyway listen
Anyway listen uh chat
I didn't have sex for like three weeks when we were in berlin
And it got so bad to the point where when it was time for bedtime I would just like
Wait, I think I have a clip, bruh.
Stop, stop, don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird.
Don't touch, don't be weird, I'm all lulash, don't be weird.
So does someone have the clip?
No, no.
I'm gonna put the fix.
No, no.
Oh, that shit is actually for this fuck.
Why is this shit coming out now, bruh?
Is she this long ago?
Bro, no, chat, I didn't goon, bruh.
I ended up fucking like, like, bruh.
I was just, it was a bad time, bruh.
Chat, I don't know, bruh.
If you guys don't goon or have sex for like three weeks
You guys are still strong bro. I like I'm actually like I'm proud of you bro. I'm proud of you
Bro, Muda you got caught. What is this?
What?
Ain't no pussy nigga. Yeah, you know Melvin. What is this by the way?
Melvin, why are you just ripping me?
You're literally just ripping it on my stream for no fucking reason. So edit that that's not edited that sounds loud
It's clear that sounds literally loud and clear
Well, what would you put in 0.25? It's edited. It's not edited, bro. Anyway, bro, uh, listen
We need to coach acting like you never said it. I have never said it. Are you stupid? So what? I
Don't say well
You can't say it really darth
Really does okay put it on your mom's life. You never said the n-word
On your life bar
Yep, Muda's done.
Yep.
Boom!
Yo.
So what happened?
G.C. got banned?
Yeah, G.C. got banned on League.
Welcome to...
Welcome to Muda.
Hashtag Muda.
Yeah, hashtag Muda, bro.
Hashtag Muda.
Now listen, chat.
Yo, genuinely, from heart to heart,
who wants to be the plat that I coach on Valorant
for a game?
No, but can you find me someone to coach for?
And you know what?
right now and yeah right now and you know what make it a girl i want a girl
bro i want to talk to a girl no every girl that is flat hit me on what no no no no no no no no no
no because no because then no no no i don't need another uh i don't need another uh
i have to continue the server manager legacy legacy okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
I
All right, I need someone to get me a flat girl
That is not shy bro. Make sure she's not shy
Over 18 and if she has a fat ass
Okay, John drag me John drag me whoever
Chad if you are a girl that has a fat ass that is above the age of 18
Preferably at least above the age of 19 and is platinum and wants to get coached by the chosen one aka Muda
Join this discord and I'm gonna coach you and put you on my YouTube video and
It has a cam it has a cam
I mean if you have a camera that's also good. Yo, Yoxic, what the fuck are you saying bro?
Yoxic!
Yo!
Can someone tell me why every time I open up Yoxic's fucking Twitter bro?
It's MOODA, the fucking hacker terrorist is dominating Rainbow Six Siege lobbies
Every time I open up Twitter bro, every time I open up Twitter
Wait, there's someone, there's someone. Hello?
Are you a girl?
Yo.
Hello?
Barak.
Oh my god.
Move this person out of here, please.
Thank you.
Well, why don't you like ask your chat
for like everyone who wants to be mod?
Like, fast?
Yo, Axel, get the fuck out of here.
Oh, listen, listen, listen.
Why don't you ask your chat
for like everyone who wants to be mod?
Oh, but I'm making mods!
To make you like a nice power point
and a presentation,
you would do it as a segment.
Who's Ava?
I already told him.
Ava
Who?
Who's Ava?
A mover
Wait, why does she have mod?
I don't think
Drag Ava, drag Ava
Okay, okay, where is she?
Ah, Funter
Hello? Ava?
Ava, yo!
Oh my god
I'm going to clip my sense in your chat.
I don't think you have any girls.
That shit was at 2 am by the way.
The camera froze bro.
Can someone tell me why when I came back at nighttime and went to sleep?
Um, I woke up with like some Rosa and shanks and everyone on that vaude as well
Emma hello yo Emma. Hello
Emma
Hello
I'm gonna go play rocket league y'all find me a girl find me a girl that's platinum
Why is King Sarah saying me?
No, why me a girl that's platinum?
Wait, what does King Sarah know about BC?
Hey, what do you mean, bruh?
Alright, well...
Like, how do we know who's a girl and who's not?
Like, I'm actually scared, bro.
Like, who is this? Anna!
And it's like a fucking furry.
Like, I don't know, bro. I don't think girls watch me, bro.
I'm a 33-year-old mommy with big tits and platinum.
Wait, maybe we grab like a Twitch streamer. Who's like a Twitch streamer that's a girl that plays Valorant, by the way?
That's on right now.
You should coach XTC bro.
What is Sinatra doing without a camera?
There's something stuck in there.
I don't know bro, I'm not gonna be like, I can't really, alright this is not my job,
this is your guys' job.
Yeah.
So can you guys please find me?
Okay, where is she? Drag her.
Send it to your chat.
Drag her.
No, she's in the chat.
Oh, she's the streamer.
Last player.
Say his blood in her tank.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Hello?
Hello?
What?
Hello?
What?
That's so weird bro.
What's happening?
That's so weird.
Alright.
It's just a message.
Alright.
Yeah, just get me someone please, okay?
And if you can't find a girl, you're going to get...wait, Anna.
Hello?
Hello?
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
You used to call me your man
You used to
You used to
Yo that scared the fuck out of me
Yo that scared the fuck out of me
you will love
uh... you know i do i like play a video game and wait for you guys to uh...
i mean i don't think you have any girls in your
discord i mean there's a girl literally named mel
in the discord is drager you guys fuck it's stupid
kill all these guys and drag me out all it's not it's not it's not bro here
what's that you prove me wrong
okay here right here
okay
hello
hello
whoa
hello
is it a voice changer?
No, bro.
I guess it's a voice changer, what the heck?
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Is this you, like V-Melt?
No, what?
Oh, I, uh.
No, I'm so no, bro, I'm like actually famous.
Where's your rank?
I'm flat.
Wait.
Hey, hold on, no.
Wait, no.
Wait, hold on, no.
Now, wait, how old are you?
I'm 18, what the?
Okay.
Do you want to get coached by the best Valorant player in the entire world?
Yeah, but like I play with somebody can like they like also like play with me at the same time.
And who was this guy?
Who was this person?
Huh?
It's the person like you underscore you.
He was in the car.
Oh, and he left the room.
Um, wait, is it a game?
No, Garg's Garg's.
Well, I don't, excuse, excuse my moderators.
They're just stupid.
Uh, no, uh, no, it's probably have to be solo.
Is that okay?
Okay.
Is that okay?
I guess.
What does that mean?
Yeah, it's okay, I'm saying I guess.
What does that mean?
I'm saying I guess what you mean.
It literally means it's okay bro.
What do you mean?
I like your energy, Mel.
Yo, what are you, still talking to the girl
you told me yesterday for it?
Or not?
Hello?
How are you doing today, Mel?
Yo, I'm here to get out of Platte, not fucking like make conversation, but are you going to
coach me or not?
Are you going to coach me or not?
Yeah, she bit you.
She bit me, I'm not going to lie.
Mel, what is up with this attitude, bro?
Okay, fine.
A lot of vowel.
A lot of vowel.
I'm literally already on vowel.
Okay, open up vowel and screen share real quick.
Okay.
I'm literally already on Val.
Okay, open up Val and screen share real quick.
Platinum too. Alright, no?
Okay.
Wait, did you think I was lying about being Plat?
No. You sound like you're Plat. You sound like you're funny.
Bro, I'm such a lark, bro. I'm such a lark.
Let me see your games.
No, no, I've been playing so bad.
All right, you are fucking ass, bro.
You are ass.
No, no, no.
It's not even fair, bro.
It's not even fair.
All right, so one second.
Wait, Melvin.
Yeah?
Every time we do this segment, I forget.
Do we do cameras on or no?
I mean, it would be better, yeah?
OK.
Oh, never mind then.
I cannot have my camera on.
That's fine.
That's fine.
No, no, that's fine.
OK.
All right.
Take care, Mel.
OK.
OK.
Have an amazing day.
yeah we need cam on right? should we just do a guy bro? should we just do a guy?
i mean you can do it without cam but it's just over
no no no no we need cam on
every time we upload a video that has cam on it's like always um
we always get more views
um
okay then fuck it just don't don't okay then just fuck it just grab someone else bro
i'm gonna go i'm gonna go play valorous i'm sure on box monitor
it doesn't have to be a girl i don't really care it doesn't really matter
usually the girls that they get like more views on that on YouTube but it
doesn't matter all right all right um get me someone that's iron and get someone
that's like you know like bro get something good but I like content like
good content but like you can drag them in the call and like interrogate them
you know make sure they're like you know not shy
Alright. Hello? Yeah. Continue the legacy. Alright, back to me. Chat, should I unbox my
monitor? Chat, should I unbox my monitor? Alright, let me unbox my monitor. Chat, what
What if I beat-stop it on this monitor, though?
Hm?
Chat, what if I-
Chat, can someone tell me I'm sexy?
Chat, can someone tell me I'm se-
Chat, can someone tell me I'm sexy?
Anyway, a boss's monitor.
I wonder how long- uh, let's see.
I'm sorry to TTS off I tried it.
No more to TDS!
No more to TTS!
No more to TTS!
No more to TTS!
Bro stop!
Don't be weird bro!
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, all right.
What a place of valorant we are, bro.
We are.
We're just gonna unbox this monitor first.
Jack, well here it has an old leg monitor.
Okay, first of all,
probably not gonna need this oh my god what the fuck
Holy fuck this bitch is heavy.
YOOOOOO!
What the fuck?
No.
Okay.
Now chat, I'm kind of confused
Did you plug it in for your second PC
All right, so assuming
Um
The fuck
Wait, what?
Chuck!
How does this work?
I am.
Oh, I'm retarded.
Oh, I'm so retarded.
I'm so retarded.
I'm so retarded.
Oh I'm retarded. Oh I'm so retarded. It was the latch.
Check this monitor feels heavier than the other one. Is there a reason? Is there a
reason? Oh my fucking camera's on my car. What the fuck? What the fuck?
My dick was itchy for a second. My balls. My balls were itchy. All right.
OLED monitor. It's been a while.
Gang you ugly as fuck bro why are you saying that if you're a girl in this
If you're a guy type 2, if you don't know what you are type 3.
So I always had a question and I don't know if it's like TOS to ask, like if a guy wants
to go into a girl, like turn into a girl, like transgender, do they cut his dick off?
Or how does that work?
Do they literally cut their dick off?
And Chad, also I have another question, if you turn a guy, if you go from guy to girl,
And you have kids like ass like if you're a guy and you try to transgender into a girl
can you have kids?
Like that's crazy right like that's pretty cool but like I don't know oh my god fuck.
Alright.
Chad I'm giving away a 540 hertz BenQ monitor.
Does anyone want it?
Does anyone want a 540 Hertz Ben Q old head monitor?
Now for the big boy.
Now for the big boy.
Yo, this one is a thick, like, thick, bro.
You guys want kids one day or no?
Like I say no now maybe because I'm just young but chat I feel like before I have kids I want
to make sure I do everything in my life because I feel like kids is like a big commitment bro.
Does anyone here in the chat have kids and the second you have kids is your life kind
Is that like, like, is it, is it like done, basically?
Like is your life now providing for your kid?
Or no?
get in there bro nice okay and now you get in there uh huh yeah get in there okay
I don't know just...
Chat, if you guys could choose a soulmate or one billion dollars, what would y'all choose?
What the fuck?
Bro, this monitor is too heavy!
Bro!
Chat, what do I tighten?
Chat, what do I tighten in this?
Chat, is this what I tighten?
What's that?
Chat, is this what I tighten down here?
This?
Like, out of his arm, what do I tighten?
No, no, no, no, no, no, chat this or that, I don't know if I can type it in there.
Oh, everyone said yes.
Okay, so this.
How do I tighten that though?
Do I have an Allen key? Oh, I do I do
Oh my god, I fucking broke it
All right now let's see
Holy fuck we need some WD-40 on this bitch.
Alright.
Is that a good shot?
Yeah, it's not doing it anymore.
What do you fucking want, bro, I'm working right now, I'm working!
Oh
We could do diamond
What
We could do diamond
Yeah, she could take the time
Mmm, I see what you mean.
It was just to take the time, what?
Yeah, nah, it's all good.
Put it on your life that you hadn't gooned this entire week.
Yo, I think my internet's like...
Bruh.
I think it's too tight, I'm not going to lie.
How tight should it be, Chad?
Should it be tight or not?
I don't know, I'm going to loosen it just a little bit.
Holy fuck
All right, it's done. Whole lad, monitored.
I now have an OLED monitor.
OLED is a game changer?
I mean, we'll see, bro.
Where about a C?
All right.
All right.
Wait, is Q OLED an IPS panel or is this really OLED?
What is this?
What am I using right now?
The other Ola had chat was a way bigger, like you don't know what I'm saying, it had like
a brick and I had to put this in a brick and then from the brick plug into the monitor.
But this only uses this.
Oh, it's built in oh
Wow, so it's like a newer model wait is that why it was so heavy
Damn y'all are so smart, bro. Jack. Should I quit streaming so I could become like smart and go to school like you guys
I don't know how you guys are so smart, bro. I never really focused in class back in the day chat. I
Never really focused in class back in the day. I'm gonna be honest
I was lowkey the class clown that everyone would make fun of.
Alright, let me see.
Alright, let me see.
Alright, let me just...
Okay.
And then...
Chad, where did you guys put the flip board table?
In my ass. In my ass.
P and M.
All right, all right, and now clean this big mess up.
Holy shit, this monitor looks like real life.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
God
Bro, I swear to God
This is like real life, bro
Well, I don't even know how do I show you guys
Like is this even gonna pick up on my monitor
Like I don't even know if that makes like one sec how much are you guys difference? This is a difference. This is this and
And this is this do y'all see a difference?
Put a black wallpaper on and you'll see something crazy check it someone send me like a black video
We so I want a hundred percent could probably be stomping now, bro
Well, I want 100% can beat Stompin now chat.
Uh
Turn your brightness up the blacks aren't good for siege. Oh wait chat, is that true?
Wait, why is my monitor so black what is this
OLED is it for competitive chat? Why does my monitor feel like it's like fucking 30 Hertz, bro? My monitor feels like it's 30 Hertz
Display capture
Holy wait, how big is this monitor?
Wait, so chat does that mean you guys get this wait wait chat if my monitor is 1440p
Does that mean that you guys now?
See 1440p now and your monitors
Please I'm
Check if I'm streaming in 1440p. Does that make it because so you guys can see in 1440p now
Yeah, bro. It's insane every say wall. Oh, actually
B-WHAAAT?! That's a she-self-fire. Alright, um, alright, someone sent me a, uh, someone
sent me a whole E. This looks kind of cool, bro. Alright, chat, OLED videos to test on
1440p. Wait, so chat, is 1440p 60fps and 2160p different? Also, I can't hear
anything bro why can't I hear anything wait also is this my main monitor this
play number one make this my main monitor chat where's the make this my main
monitor chat how do I make this my main monitor
It's not my main monitor, it's not, it's not my main monitor, chat how do I make this
my main monitor?
Display the arrows.
Wait chat, where's make this my main monitor?
What happened yo what happened my mother
What did I do?
What do I do? Click main monitor? Where? I don't see that. Wallah don't see that.
Oh
Ni hao ma. Arigato. Shashi. Thank you. All right, let's watch. Wait.
Alright, my right ear is getting fucked right now.
Yo, I'm getting fucked.
Muda, this is that better way to test your-
You hang up that computer call.
done.
Damn bro, I can like see black now.
I never used to be able to see black, but now I see black.
Oh
My god
Wow, no bro, oh let's fire.
Now chat.
What like, what settings do I do on my monitor?
Like my brightness is on 85, chat.
Wait, it was on power saving mode this entire time.
Chat, I'm going to put it on performance mode instead of power saving mode.
It wasn't even on its full thing, bro.
Chat, what is variable refresh rate, support adaptive sync, on or off?
Variable refresh rate.
Everyone and their mom just said off, so I'm going to turn that off.
All right chat, scenery mode, racing mode,
cinema mode, RTS mode, FPS mode, mobile mode,
night vision mode, travel mode, FPS or racing.
Racing mode please, okay I'll put racing mode.
And then brightness is at 70 chat,
what should my brightness be on this monitor?
Like 90, I don't want my monitor to burn in though
chat I'm scared.
100 but chat is my monitor gonna get like all that burning if it's at a hundred percent
The one you have doesn't burn
Just do 90% I'll do 90 I'll do 90 and then
Blue light filter. Oh my god, wait, so chat when it's night time. I could use a bloke blue night filter too and then
What is NeoProxivityCenter?
It's on off, but I don't know what that is. Anyway, okay.
Bro, please remove the racing mode.
I already have the racing mode on chat.
Why should I use like FPS instead?
All right now chat also
Well chat there was this weird setting I've seen out. What is this chat? What is uh, what is hdr?
Do I turn on hdr? I've never seen this setting before
No, no dog shit no
turn it on turn it on turn it on no no no it's bad for a gaming but try it for
the video okay
yeah like this literally looks like real life I don't know why it's good for
story more games turn on for games offer browsing like wallets actually the
best one in my life don't use HDR for FPS gaming okay I'm just gonna turn it off
then fuck that shit I'm not gonna like keep fucking up you know what I'm saying
maybe chat should I ever like chat I have a I don't want to leak it but I'm
just gonna go ahead and say it I have a I'm playing I'm doing a God of War
marathon soon should I use HDR for like a god I'm war marathon like any story mode
game chat basically all right so I see holy long monitor now chat listen bro is
it bad for FPS if I have a 27 inch monitor I'm usually always a 24 inch
type of guy, but now I'm on 27. Is that bad? No, it does not matter. No. Okay. All right,
cool. Damn, it's looking weird as fuck, bro. All right, now shall we, uh, chat, shall we
play, should we play a CSGO game or something? Chat Valorant or CSGO? I want to play one
game on this monitor. I want to play one game on this monitor. Chats, yes or Val?
Chat, we're going to do Rainbow Six Siege with Stomp in later. I don't know when though. Let me
message you on Discord.
I'm going to pull a foul or a foul or CS chat run a pull.
This is crazy, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
run a pool of Valor or CS in the meantime, I need to get used to this monitor. Holy shit,
I need to get used to this monitor. What's this doing? Something that I think is going to help you
a lot is when you're playing League, view your two hands as two completely separate entities,
right? So you're always going to. Yeah, just press on. Like, Dauntless is always just doing
some random bullshit, bro. Dauntless is just always saying some stupid shit. Look at your two
hands like they're two different entities. Are you retarded? Like actually, Dauntless is actually
retarded, but like genuinely retarded. Undefined Muda. Darks, is it okay if I play one game first,
bro, before I do my segment? Because I'm low key you want to play one game with this monitor.
Fixed refresh rate, I did chat. It's on 500 hertz.
Enabled Burn-In features protection called Alarm, which at one of the chances of a monitor getting
burning by the way.
A hundred percent eventually.
Just hide task bar that's it.
Oh you're right Loki.
Cha I'm going to hide task bar once I, how do I hide task bar Cha?
Cha how do I hide task bar?
Pass bar behaviors boom
Fire
Yo Melvin I said I'm gonna play one game of valorance first just one game. I'm gonna play one game of valorant first
Are you fucked what does that mean?
Josh we do coaching the Valorant player first or because if I coach first I'm not gonna play
that I'll fuck it whatever whatever that's coach first let's coach first
yeah hello okay yo what are you doing it in 40 minutes right no no I'm sure do
it now fuck it yo guys literally do it now you retort you really said do it
No, I'm just asking, I'm just asking.
Yeah, you said I'm going to do it like two times.
Wait, so I'm not going to do it in 40 minutes, not now?
You can do it if you want.
Wait, whatever you want, whatever you want.
It doesn't matter.
Let's do it now.
Jenny, how are you?
All right.
I'm good, how are you?
I'm doing pretty good.
So how long have you been stuck diamond for?
Hello?
Wait, what?
How long have you been stuck diamond for?
A couple months.
It's not a voice changer.
No, why is it weird bro?
No, no, no.
It's a webcam.
No.
Yeah, also can you do a fucking intro? I'm gonna leave, good luck bro.
Nooooo!
Yo, why are you not talking? You nervous?
No bro, we're talking about, I'm literally just coaching a player in Valorant, why would I be nervous?
Okay, um, alright, you can leave for your darts.
Hello Jenny? Yeah hey. What's going on? Can you please screen share your game? Yeah let
Can you just get it open?
Okay.
Yo, um, uh, one second.
Hey Sir, it's FaceTime Malvin.
Starting a FaceTime call to Malvin.
Check in one sec.
Check in one sec.
In one sec.
Hi.
Hello?
Hey.
What's going on?
Um, okay, so we're your diamond, right?
Yeah, okay, that's that's low key um
That's not bad diamond. I've coached iron. I've coached the broads. I've coached silvers. I've coached golds. I haven't coached
Diamonds Platinum's job, I coached a sendin. I think I've coached a sendin, right?
Check one of the difference between a diamond player and an ascended player
What's the difference between a diamond player and an ascended player?
Is there even a difference?
Everything?
What does everything mean?
Alright, you know what?
This is how we'll know.
Alright, this is how we'll know.
Okay, Jenny, this is how we're going to know if you're a brain player or like an
aim player.
Are you in the game yet?
Um, my vowel is like being weird.
Just give me a second.
Okay, take your time.
I
Don't know what those ten yet or no, right? I don't understand
What the fuck did you guys tell me friend are you stupid bro?
You hang up that computer call come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
What the fuck?
Well chat why does my uh bro why the fuck does my shit keep going from one side to
the other chat I don't understand
Valorant's, oh my god bro, chat bro Valorant could literally be like one of the biggest
games in the entire world they just need a fucking like get the fuck out of neon bro
like they actually need to get like, they need to get the fuck out of neon bro they
They didn't either remove Neon or they either never need to be able to like you should not
be able to shoot a gun while sliding.
Chat wasn't like old Neon not able to shoot while sliding.
Why don't they just remove her back bro?
Why don't they just revert her back?
Are they stupid?
Not the Neon player talking.
I'd never use Neon bro.
I'm a jet rain up player.
Look.
Do my vals not starting should I reset my computer?
Um, if you want, what's the issue, I could probably help you, what's the issue?
I don't know, it's like...
Oh wait, it's on, it's just taking forever.
Alright, can you turn your cam on by the way?
Yeah, I dropped 62 kills, bro. I dropped 62 kills. Yes, bro. I dropped 62 kills.
Sure. I dropped 62 kills, bro.
Yeah, you're so tough, bro, in these plant lobbies.
Oh my god, I thought I leaked Jinx's number on accident, bro. What the fuck?
Okay, my vow is starting up right now.
TABRAKU NON TAKU
you
I'm back.
Yo Jenny hello.
Hey.
Jenny is it okay if we move the segment till later?
Is that pop, is that okay?
Yeah, but like when?
Umm...I dunno I'll, I'll...hmm...
should we do it now should we just do it now is your game loaded up is your game
loaded up yeah I was streaming it what the fuck is your game still loading no
because I tapped out was that big green monster behind you
it's a Smith's key punch doll
we are those I come from like the tea shops no
no no
Okay, Jenny, are you nervous?
Yeah, I feel like I'm not going to play like I usually play.
No, don't be nervous, bro.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous.
Okay.
All right.
First of all, open up the match history.
No, why?
Wait, why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Okay, all modes. Press that bitch on competitive. Wait, you're not even, why are you tripping?
That's not even bad. 12 on 19 on it. So you've got 12 and 19 on a clove and you're like,
Fuck this shit, I'm gonna go Reina and carry my team and you percentage of the job is sick.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Okay, first things first. I need you to be honest with me, Jenny. Are you a brain player or an aim player?
What if I'm none?
I'm impossible. That's impossible.
Here go into press play press play and go to
Good practice range go to the practice range
Okay, let's see how your aim is
Are you okay by the way is anything okay
Yeah, I just feel like you're gonna make fun of me no
I am not I swear to God. I'm not I swear to God. I'm not
If I if I troll if I troll too hard you're gonna let me know because that's just my personality
But I never mean anything like really like that. I promise I
Just feel like I like I feel like I don't know. I just sense like
Like nervousness. Okay. All right
Put it on hard. All right, Jenny
Show us what you got bro. Let's go. Yo, we should breathe bro breathe
breathe breathe breathe
I haven't played in so long.
That's fine. That's fine.
Oh my god.
DUDE!
No no no no no no.
Let me restart.
Let me restart.
There's no way.
There's actually no way.
Let's go.
It's okay. You need time to warm up anyway.
My fucking game feels like choppy.
Like, it feels like I have low FPS.
Dude, I can't let him- I have four!
I'm not gonna lie my hands are shaking
okay um okay first of all you're lagging
because you're streaming at 1440p if you
want but given all that monitor to what
is that it's a matter of your streaming
like I think you're streaming a jet
how do you guys know she's streaming at
1440p by the way how do you know oh you
are if you want to lower your fp if you want to lower your streaming rate you
can you can stream 1080p if you want like when you go to press like are you
lagging is that what's wrong I know I mean I'm lagging but I don't know if
that's like the sole reason that I'm sucking okay um here just let me I need
fix your monitor one sec how do I do this again this and then this oh it's
already did it already happen wait and then boom and then boom boom but yeah how
How did I do this last time?
Bar.
No, but it's not working.
So how did I do this last time?
Window capture, I am on window capture, but it's not.
Okay, four is not bad.
One second.
Uh, hide not.
Why are you lying?
Oh, come on, four is not that bad, you know?
Like, I get four sometimes, you know?
Okay.
You know, like, you know, chat.
Is there anyone in this chat that gets four?
What?
Yes, I do, I do, yes, I do, yes, I do, I get four,
yes, I do, me, me, me, me, me.
Okay, I wanna go one more time, but give me one second.
I'm sorry, I'm having technical difficulties.
if you want, you can just warm up in the background if you want
warm up is crazy
dude, I'm like lagging fast
okay, listen, end your screen share
and um
and uh
should I screen sharing
like 720p if that makes it better
Okay, oh there you go with no chat it's not working bro am I try to go lower am I
retired it's just not work it's not chat it's not coming up as a thing on my
Sorry, would you say Jenny?
I forgot what I said.
Yeah, on the left, or on the right side of my Vaux's low client FPS.
Bro, am I a bit taller than you?
Oh my god, chat, when's the last time?
Oh, it's not working!
They updated Discord or some shit.
Yo, why are you guys saying yes to that, bro?
What the fuck?
Okay, chat, we just can't do it, whatever.
We just can't do it.
We just can't.
Okay, just open up your game.
It's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
All right, let's get your game, let's get into the segment.
I'm sharing right now.
Are you?
Am I not?
No, you're not.
Am I not?
No, you're not.
Go ahead.
Put it on second monitor and display capture that monitor.
I did that. I tried. I don't know why.
I know how to do this because I always do it.
But for some reason it's not working this time.
Like...
Okay, what about now?
Boom. Window capture.
to capture. Select the window to capture. Discord's not even coming up. Jenny, let me
restart Discord. Give me one second. Sorry, Jenny.
Okay.
but I feel so bad bro
that reaction you fucking high-vives
alright I'm gonna try this last try on so it doesn't work bro it doesn't work
whatever
do you see my game though yeah I see it now I see yeah I see now
oh my god yeah I got it I got it okay holy shit okay back all right back
back back back back all right you're just gonna turn your game
bar
How the fuck did we do this last time?
How did we do this last time?
I'm so confused.
Click the arrow?
I did.
I did.
Look to the left side.
But actually, chat, please type in LStreamer in the chat, bro.
Just drop in LStreamer, bro.
Oh!
Oh!
Ohhhhh.
Okay.
All right, now can we get some W streamers in the chat?
Okay, we got it.
We got it.
We got it.
All right, Jenny.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Now I'm ready.
Now I'm ready.
Okay.
Go ahead and...
All right.
Just getting into a game.
So we're already solid.
Okay.
You weren't...
Okay.
Can I be honest?
Jenny, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
You were not an aim player.
But that's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's fine
We can work with that though. We can work with that. We can work with that. We can work with that. You know, we can work with that
So do you just play this game for fun or are you trying to like actually get better?
No, I'm trying to actually get better. It's just
Well, no, I know I can be a lot right now. I like a little kid. Yeah, I know I can be a lot right now
Let me see what kind of skins you have on, let me see, wait, can I see your settings,
can I see your settings?
You're getting like 30 FPS for some reason, yeah, press settings and go to video.
Okay, scroll down, oh no, sorry, press graphics quality in the middle, can you turn 14
to like 1x and 16x to 1x and then also turn everything off except the first one where do
you see 14x the 16x sorry oh put it to what 1x okay and then that's to also put that to
1x or like zero or none and then turn off improve clarity because I should ask and
And then scroll down.
And then cast shadows.
You know what you can do to get that on.
That's fine.
OK.
Level 501, and you're getting four on the hard bots.
Dude.
I'm trolling.
I'm trolling.
I'm trolling.
You're lagging.
You're lagging.
You're lagging.
You're lagging.
I'm trolling.
I'm trolling.
You're lagging.
You're lagging.
What do you play?
What do you play?
I don't know who should I play?
I don't know.
What do you play?
What do you play?
Why do you even shoot that?
Okay go off.
Go off.
Dude, why am I lagging so much?
I'm not lagging.
Dude, why am I lagging so much?
Dude, why am I lagging so much?
Dude, why am I lagging so much?
Dude, why am I lagging so much?
Are you streaming on anything else or is it just for the streaming?
No, what?
Holy fuck.
Is it because of the cam or something?
Wait, why is someone on my chat saying you have four if you give me some RAM?
How do they know that?
I have no idea though. I'm probably just guessing.
Wait! Use the physical RAM 2.99?
No, no, chat, that's probably gotta be like, like, like GPU, no?
All right, when you play comp games, by the way, Jenny, do you like comp, by the way,
like no calm also what's your dream rank and balance if you could listen if you
want to make like what would like what like maybe like a mortal something okay
okay I don't usually lag this much
Okay, are you lagging still?
It's like choppy.
I'm pretty sure when I start fighting someone it's gonna lag, but we'll see.
Fuck.
Yeah, I didn't have time to prep all this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's not your fault, that's not your fault.
Oh my god, why is it like this?
I'm gonna get roasted. No, no you're not. No you're not. My chat is very nice, bro. My chat is very nice
Okay, I
Like how you're playing B right away though cuz you know you're in the middle and you can smoke between two sites. You're smart
Probably smoke long two smoke long smoke long
Oh my god, I'm lagging so bad.
Holy fuck, 60 FPS in 2026?
They're rotating, they're rotating.
Chat it's not our settings bro, I don't think it's our PC chat.
shit my bad on these
bike planted
buy her a new pc
nice 3d2
Nice! Heal! Heal! CC!
Could be a hell.
Fight him! Fight him!
Oh my god, Jenna, you're so good!
Okay, nice, nice, nice.
He's lagging so bad!
I know, I know, I know. It's ass. I know, I know.
It's okay. Low key, I played a game one time on 30 FPS as a segment and still dropped like 30 kills.
Okay, but that's you, not it.
Yeah, but that just means that like you can do it too if I can do it
I'm no better than you like I'm legit no better than you
If anything, you're smarter than me bro if anything, you know, so
That's an insane sentence try to buy full-shield can you try to buy full-shield or no? No, it's okay
That's fine
You did everything good that round just shot it be like that you shot a smoke faster that's it if you just yeah
Other than that you didn't get that like literally everything was perfect. That's like radiant gameplay
What
Yeah, I'm seeing it.
It's from the garage.
It's from the garage.
I'm close.
Okay, bro.
Should I pee?
No!
I'm so good at following you.
Oh my god.
This is good.
Wait, let them make the mistake.
Alright, smoke garage.
Smoke long, smoke long, smoke long.
Jenny, yes!
Here you go.
Jenny, you're better than 10s, you're better than the best in the world, Jenny, go.
Get your confidence up.
Go kill them, it's eco.
Get your confidence up.
When smoke fades, just kill them.
You're more bandit.
One enemy remaining.
Nice.
Good smokes, good smokes.
I got my spectrum, I got my spectrum.
250.
30 seconds left.
This way garage now just wait there
What the fuck it's okay, it's good your game 70 your game get down to 54 FPS. I saw that
Is there no way to fix it like I'm cooked chat is there a way to fix it for her like how does she street like
Yeah, new PC buy her a new PC shot. I'm not buying her a new PC, bro
But do you like vandal or phantom work sir? Sure sir, sir
I like the phantom work, okay go phantom them
Yes a nice drip
All right, do you have any tabs open?
If you have any tabs open, if you close them,
it might help you.
Do you have anything like open?
Let me die first and tab out.
Holy shit.
I don't want to say go smoke me.
Smoke me and place course right.
Place course right.
Like go up to where you were last round.
Yes, 30 years.
Oh, good.
This is good.
This is good.
Now if it fades, if it fades, you re-smoke it.
You re-we smoke it now.
We smoke it now.
It's not in the air.
You'll be in.
Nice, now just sit here patiently.
If it is short...
I'm so sorry.
Tell your beach to go, uh, hey.
You can.
Some long as well.
Do you have, like, mic anxiety?
Oh, you want me to tell them what to do?
I guess not
They're gonna they're gonna flee me
Oh my god, long long long smoke. I'm just welcome off. Look off
Nice
You want you can play in that corner left side am I back seating too much
I'm sure, I'm sure.
I guess not AFK bro, my ass.
Short, short, short.
Oh my god.
Kill some.
I wanna kill.
Alright, now Jenny, I'm going to leave you and do nothing this round, okay?
I want you to basically just show us what you got.
I need this.
Okay.
Yes, I exit a few things.
Oh my God.
Exit a few things.
I'm just going to go ahead and do the rest of the game.
Oh my god.
Exit a few things that you have open.
How'd your FPS double after you said that? Would you close?
My, um...
My Google Chrome.
You want to play? Let's play.
I'm so sorry.
Get on site, though.
Yeah, just inside.
I can even smoke.
I can even smoke.
You're still one enemy remaining.
Fire down, let's go.
Couldn't even see her to die.
Her HEA spiked.
Was it lagging or did you just die?
No, I'm...
Holy shit, what?
Wing us see raid for the 95 viewers chat if you came from wing us sees chat type me
wing what the fuck is this okay nice that was no I would say everything off-cast shadows I mean
You know what you can do if you want?
Go to general and play like Stretch Rez.
It might give you like a nice 20 at yes.
If you like, yeah.
You can just press the resolution
and then go to 1280 by 960, scroll down.
Right there.
1280 by 960.
It's the second, it's the second top one.
Oh, wait.
Right there.
Oh, here it is.
Yeah, never supply.
Sorry, blind.
Barret.
Oh my gosh I need to buy.
Alright muckers, off we go.
I need to get the backer.
I'll be.
I don't know how your FPS went from 100 to 40.
Oh, he's crushed
One's a ceiling
Chat why does she have black bars?
Well your PC is clip farming right now. I swear to God your PC is clip farming press escape and go back to
to a video and
Just bring that shit back, please
What was it at 1920 by 20 by 20 by wait you play you play you have it all at monitor
What the hell does that mean
Play 1080p press escape
Okay, go to video okay go to resolution, okay and put that to 1920 by 1080
yeah
let's go I just broke my wire garage
chat her limit FPS is off bro stop saying that you guys are retarded
FPS chat her FPS is not bad but she's at 50 jumping to 90 it's not that
I
Once I
You're lying no, you're dipping it. I don't even know how to get go to video
Turn off everything off in this tab, everything off, all this section just press off, off,
off.
There you go.
Now did that help at all?
Probably not.
Well my chat is being annoying so I just have to tell you to do that.
Dude I could have killed that Reina, they just play.
No, you're just lagging I know
Would you break the the fade I have to comes yeah
fix
I mean probably wait the fact that you even got to this rank on your FPS
I don't see actually
I'm 140 on jet
I don't usually lag
Playing Val so this is like really near to me
Fight down. Hey one and oh, oh, holy shit. You're getting carried right now. I'm not gonna lie
Bro, what the fuck every time you get to a site everyone's already dead. I
know
Chad, should I just get into a game with her on my account or something and just play
with her and coach her on my account with camera off and her screen share off?
Nice.
Hey smoke A short!
Okay.
I got spandas.
Bro.
Nice.
how how how how how no sorry I'm fucking liar no no one's out no one's out
enemy remaining yes Jenny
you're actually crazy you're actually crazy you're actually crazy
okay so do you okay so that round you did everything good except one thing you
You tell me why you heard them short for 37 seconds and then didn't smoke short for 37 seconds.
Sorry, I was like thinking like why am I lying so much?
And just blanked out.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
I have ADHD, I'm sorry.
I used the poo-nee to buy.
Me too though, me too.
Get out of my way!
Smooxy, Smooxy, SMOOXIEE!
You have to, yeah, it's gonna annoy them, it's tough them.
You don't take this fight.
Smoke, come on, just pump in.
Jump out of the smoke, jump out of the smoke.
Yes!
I see
It happens it happens
Can you try something for me can you try a window to full screen maybe that can work
window full screen yeah press video go change from full screen to window full
screen China's just it doesn't doesn't hurt to try how does that happen how did
that work what the fuck is this well what what will happen it just it like
might really small your ones to play let's play wait your FPS went higher
no way I have to play like this well what happened is it bad what's wrong with it
I see like my um I see like my you just got banned wait wait why did it what you
just got banned why did that happen
What is going on with your game right now go?
Why did you tell me to do this? Oh my god, what is wrong with your PC?
Is it good? This is never this has never happened to me before do you want to do you want to change back to full speed or no
It's up to you. Does it matter? Does it matter for me? I?
I I didn't even what does it look like for you right now? It looks normal. How does it look like for you?
It looks okay. I didn't get to try it
It just like this is the one I play on I don't play full skin
I play window full skin in all my games. I never play full skin
Fuck me it's out of no point that you go to see long one
You know, we're gonna do something risky here go out of the smoke right of the smoked men
They found my wire
But they're gross yo
Like planted
No peeking
Yeah, I don't think that helps. Every time I get in a fight, it just-
It's just live? Yeah.
Chah, I'm gonna be honest, I think it's just her screen sharing, bro. Chah, I think
We lose it anyway.
Are you on a laptop?
No.
What was that on my chat? My chat asked.
I feel like it's impossible to play on a laptop.
It is, Lucky.
Alright, let's see, let's go.
hold shift hold shift Jesus my god yes now get out get out of here get out
here and just take the five and four and run run just one
Oh my god! Jerry! Oh my god.
Smoke game, smoke game when you can, smoke game when you can.
Um, uh, come on, come on.
Fade was short, I mean, super.
Nice. Nice, bold.
That was good. I like that. That was good. That was good. That was good.
Switching sides.
Dude, I'm just gonna tell you a key since I'm lagging so much.
Now you are lagging hard. I don't even know how to, like, help, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
No way.
Chat, should I try to, um...
Chat, you guys want me to hop in with her after this on a diamond account?
All right, but how much for the culture in the game?
What about one and stuff? Bye el smurf. Oh my god
Close right, uh, back side, push the guy last, just push the guy last, oh my goodness,
some grudge so much
all my god
click on him
So how do you guys know she's streaming 4k?
I'm just leaving 720p 60fps.
Alright.
Sorry this is chopped.
No no no no, don't apologize, you're good.
I'm here to stay.
It's not your fault, I swear.
After this game, I'll play with you, and we'll go from there.
You'll try, if I get one more message saying buy her a PC, I'm gonna punch my monitor!
My eyes are telling me.
Reloading.
Yeah, I'm already...
Rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate.
I feel I'm big.
Running back.
Run, see, run, see.
Running back, running back, running back.
Nice, run, see.
Okay, be careful.
Someone could be scatched.
Be careful.
I think so.
There's a spike.
What do you want to be?
Yeah.
You'll be killed.
Oh.
Do I just hold the spell?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One enemy remaining.
I like this, I like this angle.
Enemy spotted.
This is a good angle.
Oh!
Nice.
Yeah, your team literally has tens of...
Aspas! Demon one!
Oh my god, I'm 4 and 7? It's crazy.
No, no, but you know what? I like your youth, so look how many assists you have.
Look how many smokes you've stopped, you know?
6-7.
Are we faking or what are you?
Sure.
Let's go see here.
Let's go see here.
What are we faking?
Here, drop bomb and go to garage.
Drop bomb?
Should I really...
Should I smoke it first?
what
I'm not a lot that's something I would do though so I don't know like that's uh his name is
Muda this is the worst coaching I have ever seen chat
Bro like what do you want me to do bro?
Nice yo, yo, yo Jenny, you're getting you're getting carried this fuck run up a lot
Yo, this is the most insane carrying segment
Melvin make sure to title this the stream the YouTube video from coaching a diamond player
I don't even know bro. What do I even change the title to?
One down sight to be a demoral. I can't play dead.
Viagon, let's go phantom. Alright. Alright, you know what Jenny?
I'm gonna let you do you this round, okay?
I feel like I feel like I know I got you killed last round. That was my bad
I feel like you've been doing good
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna okay I'm gonna okay okay just keep making one
way so we come back what did you smoke down by the way I didn't see I
I smoked Heaven in CT.
That was a good smokes.
I'm in for a long one.
Are those the default smokes?
No that was, that was a good smoke.
But um...
Your jet like kind of bated you, you went in first before your jet.
That was the only fucked up thing.
Well I'm like, I feel like you know how to play.
I'm not gonna lie.
Like I'm not even trying to glaze.
I just feel like you're just lagging really hard.
Oh I know how to play.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah
Every time I have a little bit of my team, there seems to be a skill in I'm just gonna I'm just gonna play site here. Yeah, like
I'll just put jumpy there with camera. We're good
All right ready
Listen, you're not using my can rent
I do but like
I'm sucking so hard I don't I don't usually tell people what to do I just
calm like what I want to hear that
Okay
All right
Let's go. Okay. Let your jet go in first this time. That's it. That's all I did this time
And make sure you smoke when it's time to smoke. Don't smoke too early. Smoking is very important.
Smoke now.
one more there one more left side
one more there there's one more there
Jenny
We're low. Care happen? Care happen? Okay, flank? Flank! Just wait, wait 15 seconds.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're gonna wait and smoke him off and then
grab the bomb. Okay? Care, I think he's gonna be short. I think he's gonna be short.
I think he's gonna be short. Can you smoke short? Smoke short, smoke short, smoke short.
Okay, okay
Tap the smoke, tap the smoke
Hold the smoke
120 120 120
that's why I never asked them to put me out.
I'm actually laughing.
I'm actually laughing.
I'm sorry I'm lagging.
I'm actually lagging.
He took a long time.
I thought he wrapped.
He wrapped?
Or scythe?
I hate to wait.
Yeah.
I heard him run.
I mean we're 11-6.
There's no need to.
I don't think he would've wrapped but that's fine.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Dude, there's no way I couldn't touch him.
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
I was hoping to not be in the 1v1.
Positive energy, positive energy.
Smoke garage.
Oh yeah.
Smoke garage window.
Drop in a smoke.
Nice, that's gonna chip them out now. Now they're gonna be like what the fuck is happening.
Oh my fucking...
Inked with the 50 gifted, inked.
Oh my god, inked with the 50 gifted, inked, I fucking love you bro. God bless you so much.
Inked, I love you!
I
Love you. Thanks so much for the 15 hits it. I'm sorry Jenny. I'm sorry for being in your ear right now. I'm sorry
No worries
Ain't I love you bro. God bless you and thank you so much
Nice. Okay.
Play the bomb. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Play hell now, Jenny.
Yes. Yes, Jenny. Yes. Okay, now, Jenny, listen.
You need to imagine yourself being the best player in the world.
Let's go. Get ready, Jenny. Get ready.
see see how he works together there Jenny you go hell you know I'm saying
well that was good that was good that was good that was good aim that was
That was good aim, that was good aim, alright.
Good smokes. Nice!
Ah, oh.
Oh my jelly!
Oh my god.
It was so choppy!
Jenny, you are not afraid of anyone or anything, huh?
No, I feel like it's...
Like, as a duelist with Dash, I wouldn't even go out that smoke there, so I'm proud of you.
You're not a baiter, that's one thing for sure. You're not a baiter.
I have to save this room?
see I would just go up I mean I would say by share but I'm scared of your aim
right now so let's just full save
oh my god that was really bad oh you're good oh you're still there you tip it
out tip it out you tip it out
All the time you're gonna go see time to go see smoke smoke. Oh my god. Just going fuck that shit. Just go ahead
And see you're a classic
Yeah, your team is literally yeah
Your team is literally like the best
Okay, hello, holy shit, your FPS is only 3 FPS bro.
Do we go in with it? Do we go in a game with her?
Should we go into a game with her?
Okay, listen turn off your screen share and go into the practice range, but keep your webcam on go into the what the fuck
bro
How is that PS there?
Let me get in first. Let me know because if the speech is still bad that I don't know there's a point in
Bro, I feel like you're on like like 30 FPS Jenny, I'm not gonna lie
Are you on Windows 7? My chat's saying you're on Windows 7, question mark. Are you on Windows 7?
No?
Chat, why? No, can you guys stop saying buy her a-
It feels a little better.
What do you mean a little better?
Because that's a little scary, Jenny. What's a little better mean?
like is that like is that normal gameplay or no
exactly normal FPS or no
yes maybe should I go into deathmatch and see
try your deathmatch go into deathmatch and see
let me let me warm up here let me just second
I haven't played this game in four months by the way Inc to both things in the 50 gets
it by the way yo only girl on earth with the two months I love you Phantom major the
problem of you I'll Mike with the two when I love you send me out with the six months
I love you baby I like to show what I love you yet about the element of these years
zero seven you with the front of the Michiko with the problem of you chat how is my
aim on the skill of one to ten.
Oh
No, I'm not I'm not bad
That's not bad no chat
How was the Jenny how was it so long
I don't know if it's because of the webcam or what.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'll just call it there, honestly.
Honestly, like...
Yeah.
Yeah, just like, I'm lucky.
I'm gonna be honest.
I wish I could see how you were without lagging, but there's no way to chat.
Is it her camera, but there's no way it's her camera, right?
I mean fucking no, bro
Try camera off danger your camera off see that
Jack look me in the eyes and tell them that the best place you've ever seen in your life
by the way chat can I tell you something all right Jenny did it work yeah it
worked I'm looking to the chat by the way bro since I leaked the address
yesterday uh who the fuck took that house for me by the way can someone tell
why I called this morning to try to get that house and someone said there was
three people who put it in an offer yesterday who put it in my house I can't
even know where I could live anymore oh my god the three people called yesterday
three and that was after I leaked it oh my god someone stole my fucking house
Chet, do you guys think I can go throw this game?
What if I free up some storage?
Would that help a lot?
Probably.
I don't know.
Your PC?
You need a new PC, bro.
Do I just buy your new PC on stream right now?
Chet, should I buy your new PC?
Buy her a PC.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go now. Okay. Jenny. Listen, I'm gonna rate your game.
I don't know, but I can't even rate your game because you're just lagging the entire time.
The thing is, I don't know how your aim looks like when you're not lagging,
but I could definitely tell you that like your brain, your decision making,
you're pushing your smokes.
There was only one time your smokes was bad and it was like,
I think you were like lagging or something because it took you 70 seconds
to literally play CS.
but um honestly I would have made your gameplay for being a diamond and 8 you
were like an 8 out of 10 of being a diamond player but that's without seeing
your aim I don't know how your aim is you know I don't I have zero idea how
your aim is unfortunately next time but but yes if honestly we can honestly
run that back one day maybe we'll see I don't know if you need a new PC bro
I'm not I'm not glazing her bro chat be honest though chat be honest, okay?
Chat be honest. They're gonna play me if her aim if her aim was good chat
I think she would have been did way better but her shirt just lagging bro
All right Jenny thank you for yeah, thank you for your time seriously though
Thank you it takes a lot of courage to come up in front of a lot of thousands of bullies, you know, so thank you
All right, and take care, okay?
Yeah, leader.
Uh, I'm not gonna lie, she played like ass.
But it wasn't that bad, bro. It wasn't that bad.
I know it wasn't that bad. Honestly, it wasn't that bad.
I've seen the worst diamonds, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
I've seen the worst diamonds. I've seen the worst diamonds.
Now, chat, I have been holding this piss in for literally three hours.
Do I have permission to go upstairs and take a piss?
Chat, to be fair, though, she was lagging, bro.
Well, she was lagging.
Muda, there's only 50 people in here.
I know your view body.
Chat, if I pay you money to watch my streams drop a, the word turtle in my
stream, drop the word turtle.
If I pay you money to watch my streams
Now chat do I have permission to go upstairs and take a piss chat I'm gonna play one race game
We're stopping bro. I'm gonna call stop in one sec chat. I'm gonna call stop in
So I want a pro player to coach me.
The next segment, the next coaching segment I will be doing chat is somebody coaching
me.
Should I do a 1v1 against Uzi today, this shit talker?
Did I 1v1 Uzi today, this shit talker?
I can backstab him?
Uzi?
They're carbon fiber.
He doesn't like them.
Do you want Uzi?
Do you want to 1v1 me today?
He wants to go, uh, what's it called, paymatch?
Your M3 is shit, by the way.
Do you want to 1v1 me today, Muda?
Are you on?
Are you cheating?
One at 10 rage bait.
You don't know shit about cars, and that's totally okay
Are you cheating today?
Never cheated in in my life
Do you want
I'm so down on everyone never cheated in my life. Okay. You're actually ill
mood how's it feel that you actually probably do need help to be fair
Like you're a serial cheater
I'm so down on you one you lost to mingo a
Controller player
long
If you lost
No, I can't wait to see you play me
lol
Why did someone in the chat save the Bay Harbor cheater?
Who said that?!
Y'all don't know who said that shit.
You're awesome Mingo, I can't wait to see you play me.
I mean Mingo's good at the game, you're not.
And you're also like, are you kind of like mentally ill for how much you cheat in video games?
Like you're like addicted to that.
But I'm sure down to 1v1.
You're chopped.
And ass ass.
One out of ten, Muda.
Once again, you're ill.
You're ill, Muda.
You're real. You're literally addicted to cheating in video games. Bob's so down.
Chat, listen. Chat, how good is Mingo on a skill of one- er, not Mingo, Uzi? I swear to
God, if I beat Uzi in this 1v1, Wallahi, you will never hear the end of it by me.
should win. He statistically should be the better player. He is a multi-champion, tier
2 player and he's been playing this game for years. If this guy loses to me, I will punch
this brand new Munder, take my pants off, leak my cock on stream and stream and jump
off of a building in skydive on stream and then parachute in land. If I win, I guess
this guy's 1v1. I'm just being honest. Now, chat, I'm going to go take a piss and put
my food in the heater, okay, in the microwave. I will be right back, chat. Give me one second.
I'm just going to take a piss. Chat, let me join my discord real quick and talk to
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.
You lost to Jinxie? Yeah, well Jinxie was also like literally like on fucking steroids that game.
Yo Melvin, can you please join the mods VC channel?
Sure, I got you, bro.
Can you also tell Dorf to join too please?
I think he's going in.
Bro.
Alright Melvin, I need you to talk to my chat, get to know them bro,
I need to take a piss for a couple of seconds, okay everybody?
Alright bro.
Yeah, why are you guys spamming the beta emote? It's not even me. I'm not the beta guy.
I can actually speak English.
What are you guys saying bro?
Oh my god, Melvin, are you a cheetah like Muda?
I've never cheetah in- I actually have, only Minecraft X-Ray.
Yo, spam the spam the- you guys are spamming the wrong emote for me.
I'm not the Indian guy.
Okay, guys, guys, ask me a question, I will answer every question you guys have.
Let's see, let's see.
And we gotta try to smooth this first.
Are you gay?
No, I'm straight.
Okay, next question.
Will you stream someday?
Maybe if I'm moving in with Muda, maybe, but I don't know.
Do you say it off-stream?
What do you mean by that?
I don't know.
Did you fuck Muda in Berlin?
Well, what happened in Berlin's days in Berlin?
I can't think of anything.
Is Selena in your bed right now?
No, she already went home.
You definitely be ripping the heart, are what?
I've never said it ever.
What are you saying, bro?
Are you trans?
You can't just ask normal fucking questions?
Holy fuck!
Can you say the magic word you said in Berlin?
I don't know what you mean.
Bro, it's from Quebec?
No, I...
Guys, guys, guess where I'm from?
Guess where I'm from? Which country?
Guess where I'm from? The first...
The first guy to guess it right?
I'm guessing I have 100,000 subs.
China.
Oh my fucking god.
India.
Nigeria?
God I almost ripped the accident. Taiwan, Sweden, Palestine, Pakistan, Austria. Wait, who said that?
I'll find the Chinese movie so far so I don't even know. Guys, I live in Austria. I can speak.
Yo, how many German people are on the live stream? Hello? We get there. How many everybody say who's from Germany?
Me, me, me, me?
Wait, there's actually so many German people here?
Hello.
Guten Dier.
What?
There's no way there's that many German people here.
Scheiße.
Scheiße.
Okay, everybody's just using fucking Google Auto Translator right now.
Okay, everybody say something in...
How do you say it? In Indian? How do you say it? I'm actually sped.
Everybody say an Indian word. Indeed? Oh, I was actually so stupid Hindi. Yeah, you're
right, you're right. Everybody talk Hindi for darks. And everybody
attack darks beta you guys stop saying some weird shit in German by the way
I'm not standing in beta what's happening I don't know they fucking
mistakenly like saying that I'm the guy who's like they think I'm darks well
you do that I sound Indian too not a lie it don't sound Indian at all you
You can't do that shit with me, you can't do that shit with me
Like look look look what you started bro like once they start there is no stopping chat
Yo, do you guys want to know what Melvin did on January?
16 in Berlin at 7
Berlin in January I was home I
I don't even say let me ask you what did you do on the 23rd of December 20 25th 23rd
of December.
Well, I don't even remember.
Yeah, because you weren't fucking drugs.
Yeah, you weren't fucking drugs.
Why do you speak like that, bro?
Nine.
Nine.
Plus.
Plus.
Plus.
Oh my God.
Can you speak?
Oh, you can.
Yeah I can.
Can you say something?
My name is Ahmad and you are very small.
Yeah something is blowing up, I don't know.
Alright, which one? racist.
I just need five more connections in order.
Now chat be honest chat chat be honest bro. I'm so serious be honest like actually be honest, bro
be honest
Do I like if you were a girl would you actually not like like kiss me or something over John give me a hug chat?
Would y'all give me a hug?
Would y'all give me a hug bro be honest, bro. Would y'all hug me?
Oh
Alright.
Chattel, is my microwave long?
By the way, Chattel, look at this biting gear.
I'm not sponsored, but look, Omega-3s, Vitamin D3,
Immune dummies, because I get sick a lot, and Vitamin C.
4x3 microwaves.
I'm not sponsored, bro.
Now, chat, tell me, bro, chat, tell me.
What did you guys do today, bro?
Sack, tell me, bro, what did y'all do today?
What did y'all do today?
Tell me, bro, tell me.
What did y'all do today bro?
What did y'all eat today? What did y'all eat today?
Muda you're so gay. I'm not gay
Satan do y'all like my cologne collection?
Do y'all like my cologne collection?
every fucking day you show this shit come on guys you know I'm passionate
about my colognes bro I'm passionate about my colognes
is that a cum stain on your bed there's literally nothing here
There's no club stage, but I don't know if I'm gonna if I'm gonna it's time if I'm gonna nut bro
I'm gonna just do it in the shower, bro
Chose your car
Yeah, I was thinking bro, and you know don't be weird chat don't be weird like actually I'm serious don't be weird chat
I was thinking of selling my BMW M3
So to get a Mercedes
But I don't know what Mercedes to get because chat. I'm gonna be honest bro every time I get in my car. I
Go like unsafe fast, and I don't know if it's good. I don't know if that's good, bro
Like child to be honest, bro
I go really fast to the point where I can un-save, and I don't like it. I feel like I want a slower car, bro
Am I gonna leak my eye just some shit
Yeah, it's kinda calm.
Should I have a full Titanium exhaust on this bitch?
Yeah, I bought like a, what is this, should I bought like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a,
a.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Muda, oh my god, I live 10 minutes away.
Mara.
Muda, see you in 15 minutes.
Mara.
The R6 haters.
Bro, I'm gonna have Bikini Bodhi
pull up to my house at 4 a.m.
to try to shoot me now.
Muda you fucking cheater you fucking cheater
You're fucking bull
You're new fierce to fathom story pending
Like actually though, bro. No, actually though, actually though
Who do you think you are bro get off of my screen, bro
5 boxes of pizza being sent to your house as we speak.
Chat, is it time to 1v1 Uzi on Rainbow Six Siege?
Yo, is it time to 1v1 him?
Chat, is it time to 1v1 Uzi on Siege?
Alright, let's go.
Are you ready? I'm loading one main. Give me two seconds.
Two seconds. Your GD sucks. You're on stock height. You have no buckets. And you have
Alibaba CSL grills the rage rate is terrible the rage rate is terrible comfort
seats is crazy bro what are you fed as fuck
are you on comfort why you got comfort seats let's say discord just stop it didn't
answer me yet we could do in-game bro I'm not gonna lie to you I don't think I
listen to you I'm gonna keep it so real we can do it open my thing I do not think
I can listen to you I'm gonna keep it so real I'm sorry I just can't do that
oh my he actually hates me I don't think I could do that I really don't
think I can listen to you but I swear to God if I win this one G1 I'm
I'm literally going to shit myself when this one's doing bro.
I'm not one of the one who's squirtle bro, fuck squirtle.
This guy sits behind a fucking shotgun all day bro.
Alright chat, I'm loading up Rainbow Six Siege.
OH MY GOD! I love 1v1s they're so fun
Alright
What's your uh
Fucking free YouTube video
I don't have a- I don't have a YouTube video tomorrow
What's your Uplay?
My Uplay? OOZIIEM3
So he's flexing his M3 and his U-plates at all.
ZZIE M3.
Well, what's his U-plates?
I feel like I have to ask y'all because like,
trying to have a conversation with this dude,
dude, chat might not be the easiest thing in the world.
He's actually so weird.
Okay, I'm Master Jack.
I'm scared because I've never played on an OLED monitor before.
Actually, I have, but not on Rainbow.
scripting right now he says base for to do actually I maybe extended the mic I
accepted it maybe send you the mic like open thing
advice you okay good I did the mic open thing y'all
We're gonna do like, should we do like clubhouse, should we do clubhouse or should we do like
clubhouse?
What should we do?
Nah, we're not gonna do it in Oregon bro, we're not gonna do it in Oregon.
We're gonna play something, we're gonna play something real, we're gonna play a
real map, not some fucking Oregon.
All I know is Oregon.
all i know is organ
it's the most fair
i was gonna do organ so i don't hear like wine
i already hear wine enough so i don't hear wine
oh my god bro why is this guy such a fucking weirdo bro
why is this a bitch what the fuck
where's mom with this guy
We could do a B.O.3.
We could do a B.O.3.
Could do a B.O.3.
Chaff, I win, bro.
Wallahi.
I'm going to shit talking so hard and get off.
But he needs to win.
There is no way he doesn't win because it's 10,000 hours.
I
What you have something right job
He's my stream pulled up we're gonna be extreme snop and to watch his eyes someone go watch his eyes
Oh god, you think I'm cheating which I how do I get rid of this?
This thing on the right side of my screen like this cherry no shit
How do I get rid of this like chat shit? Oh my tip wait no bands
Hello, yeah
Wait, we're not going to be ends. Okay. What do you want to ban?
No, it's fine. I'm just like no shields. Yeah, I'm not sure that is
I'll go to my chat, on my screen.
It's so like, you know, you're super shit, or...
Oh my god.
Why is my shotguns there?
Why's my shackle not in there?
No, can you hear me? Hello? Yeah, I hear you. But I'm not gonna lie, you're good. I'm
not gonna lie, you're good. I like how you play, bro. Thank you. I don't know why I
I get this like Bob that you hate me bro, why do you hate me bro?
Oh it's not that I like I hate you as a person
As in I can't believe you're cheating every video game you touch, it's kinda like a disgust thing
No bro, that wasn't back in the day though bro
No it's like you got like a, it's like you got like the green ore around you and I don't want to be near you
Like you know that like Charlie Brown kid, like when they walk around in the blanket that smells like shit
No I don't, but bro that was so long ago bro
You cheated and rushed six months ago
Okay well that was six months ago bro, I have COVID
I said that was COVID?
I had COVID it fucked with my brain a little bit.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
What are you doing my god?
We have 3k hours no I was like maybe maybe maybe like a thousand
More drone time than playtime? Yeah, but I like drone and shot.
Am I gay?
I
Oh my god, bro.
Check who's better at 1v1ing?
Who's your jinx, you guys think?
I'll answer you, too.
First of all, I don't think I'm playing good,
but second of all, he is playing smart.
He is playing good.
a lot of blood.
I'm gonna, I thought you were like a little bit better.
I am, bro. I'm just kidding, man.
And also, you are playing good.
I'm not sick of this.
I'll install the game bro guys stop no I can't even play the game that much anymore
because I'm banned and all I can do is 1v1s.
McQueen is fading bro.
McQueen is fading bro.
What are you eating right now, Mooda?
So we're gonna beat the first try.
It doesn't seem like a stream-friendly mail.
I
So what did I put I get against them when you ran against me
But how else do I play with that?
Does he have a shotgun by the way?
Is there a shotgun in this music chat?
Summary shouldn't be.
There he is.
One last soldier to put down.
All right.
Yeah.
This is how you die.
This is how you die.
He does play a lot of flashers, Chot.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Alright.
Hey, bro, demos is strong, eh?
Hey, Bodemos is strong, eh?
Yeah, I don't know what you're saying.
Is it bad to crouchpeak?
It's a bat! I think it's playing a game.
I
Shot when I track visual does that work like that?
This is how you die!
Ahhhh! Fuck this guy!
My god, bro!
Stop it, bro. If Uzi is shitting on me...
I'm about to get my asshole fucked by fucking what's his name.
Stop him bro.
Holy shit, Warden is a heavy character chat.
There's something he's trapped all his drone on side.
Jaap he's just gonna play uh...
Yeah he's just gonna go fidgel now
GGE Muda. You didn't shoot me with the gun once, but GGE.
Oh my god.
That was a great game.
Is it BL3 or BL1?
You don't want to do a BL3? I'm not against it.
Okay, okay, let's do BL3, let's do BL3.
Should we add ban? Ah, yeah, actually add bans.
Okay, okay.
I'm just used to that.
But good though, bro
I'm not the real song yeah, we're fine
Yeah, who's better than him bro mingo or or Uzi
Why is he saying that's mood or shit?
All right chat at first game I took it easy chat took it easy on him. I
Did not take it easy on him, but
All right, let's go one map organ organ organ organ organ organ organ organ organ organ organ organ child
We're doing fierce the fathom today by the way
the
uh...
bro
he got me good there bro he got me good there man
but i wasn't eating
to be fair
are you ready master jack to do for
Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
What is this?
What the fuck is this map?
What do you mean? Do you know what this map is?
No.
Oh, it's new. It's new.
So I thought it would be like a good, like, you know,
base ground to play on.
What?
Yeah, I've never played it either.
I
How do you play this map oh
I did you bands hold up?
We're gonna type bands type your bands type your bear bro. Just fuck that. Why don't we just do organ? I
Don't know anything else. I'm gonna be honest. You said a best of three
Yeah, but we can't be built on Oregon
No.
I just played rock.
Just cue it.
On a...
You don't want to do bands?
You don't want to play type of bands?
No, no, it's fine.
Okay.
Just cue it.
You don't want to do bands?
You don't want to check type of bands?
No, no, it's fine.
I don't know, like, anything.
No one is fucking that.
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck up again.
Out of Ford.
I don't know what to do.
Out of Ford, out of Ford, out of Ford, out of Ford.
Out of Ford, out of Ford, out of Ford.
Actually, I'll afford it.
I'll afford it.
Go warm ups and roll blocks.
Chet, should we play fierce to faggle him in a bit?
One sec, Chet, give me one sec. Let me go. Let me go.
Chet, let me go. Let me go.
All right, you know what I'm in the mood for bro, it might be bad. I'm down for some brothel
chat what are we gonna do when they take away Bacchus mod bro like genuinely
I know bro I know man I know that's for the better well I mean that at least they're
getting rid of the fucking uh at least they're getting rid of the fucking uh what you gonna
call it bro at least they're getting rid of like the like the scripters and
shit whatever the fuck they're called what are they called the bots at least
they're getting rid of the the the bots yeah no I think stop in I don't know I
think stop in I think stop is doing something I don't know he hasn't he
message me back yet but bro I'm actually like I think stop it I like what
you want to stop it a bro because like I actually learn a lot
how long are you gonna stream for I have no idea bro I'm gonna be honest
I don't know.
What the fuck is this kickoff?
Are you excited for Ice Man? Bro is that what type of question even is that bro?
I actually can't wait bro.
I actually dead ass can't wait.
I actually can't wait bro.
Bro what the fuck am I kickoff today?
Oh my god.
The fuck?
I
Yes
All the scores 7-4 I think
I
Since I left the city
I feel like Rocky leaves a game where you can only play for like 5 minutes.
chat
Holy shit, those guys fucking ass bro, what the fuck I've played rock me for seven hours
hours seven hours Jaloki I want to play like Valorant or CS today but bro wait
so are you wondering I'm supposed to be I just I don't know if he's canceling it
off he hasn't messaged me yet
Well, I am not but I don't know bro
So I don't know both CS is such a go weird. I have so weird CS
I
Have a weird CS
I have like a weird love and hate relationship with CS bro. That game is like a hundred years old and people have like
I pen tillion hours on it bro, and I'm like kind of new to it. I probably have like less than 500 hours on CS
Also, I might need skins. Yeah, Loki. I don't know. I probably do need skins. I'm not even gonna lie
Yeah, you're honestly right. I probably do need skins. Holy fucking ballchaser of doom,
But then like bro if I spend like five ten twenty thousand dollars in the game right now bro, I don't know
It's got a high skill ceiling so it makes it pretty fun
Are we getting an album review on Drake yeah, bro you crazy
BANG!
How the fuck is XQC still not live? He probably did a play this fuck last night, bro. Yo XQC
Gets on like so chat. Are there any like XQC viewers in my chat, bro?
Has XQC always like been like a nighttime late streamer like like late late
Nighttime streamer or did he always like shit really?
Why you have such a role
What do you even say it's blocked off I came to his said
Are you doing a late night shteams again, uh
I
Don't know. I don't know chat. I like bro listen. I like sleeping late. I don't mind it
but um
But I hate the feeling of like when you wake up first thing bro your head you're like a headache and shit. I
Don't know they're both good bro. I'm not gonna lie if I average the same viewers on morning time and nighttime
I'd probably want to become a night-time streamer. The thing is though like I don't know
Fuck
I
Bop
No, let's just throw in
Jeff, you guys can live anywhere in the world where you live, but I'm not gonna lie, I think I live in Florida.
But I want to move to Florida, but can someone tell me why it's so expensive?
But y'all would want to live in Japan, why?
Iceland is legit so amazing are you retarded bro? I went to Iceland as a
connect flight and had to spend a day there oh my god Iceland is so fucking
horrible
bro what the fuck are you saying bro Iceland is literally living life in like
the 1980s. No Uber Eats, no Uber. That's the beauty of it? I mean, I don't know, bro.
I'd rather like live in like a...
I'd rather live in like a spot that's like more developed.
I would agree though, Iceman has like beautiful nature, but like, bro...
Fuck, I lost that one.
Fuck.
The perfect place for you is Tel Aviv
Chowat's better Florida or Texas
Oh my god, bro, I don't know if it's just me like why am I like smurfing right now?
Nooo, thank god.
If you're a day person, Florida is way better.
Oh, like, Texas Nightlife is better, basically?
Nah, I hate partying or anything like that, bro, I'm gonna be honest.
But I heard houses in like, Texas are super cheap apparently as well.
Brother.
Oh my god, oh my god
No, I don't uh, I think I'm actually happy right now. I'm not gonna lie
Oh, so how do I lose that I
I know I can't even say that anymore. I can't even say it as a joke.
Bro, are you serious?
Bro, there's no way he wins this, right?
When is the APAC modathon? I don't know bro chat to be honest, bro
I don't know if I'll ever like I don't know. We'll see
They got a fixed valor if I'm gonna come back to it, bro. I'm not gonna lie
They got a fixed valor bro
It's a bad statement
Bro, there's no way there's no way right
Thank God
Bro, I would've tripped the fucking effect if I was.
I'm an op-on Val
Let's op-on Val
Let's op-on Val, bro
Let's op-on Val
Muda Ice Man is out
Nothing's playing
I am, I am Ice Man
What is this?
Chat, what is this?
Why does King George talk about cheaters when he queues with DMAs on a daily basis, not
I'll mention manual banned legit players if they aren't known.
Holy shit.
I am in dire assistance of this game.
Since beta never in my life have I ever treated in a video game, please someone help
get this resolved. Band for cheating. Yeah bro, you were probably cheating bro.
Match found.
Honestly bro.
Drew did.
Oh my god, he did 30 seconds ago.
Wait, he said no shit.
Check your email.
Our creator team has an account for you.
Wait!
I heard an account!
W through!
What the fuck?
you serious bro just buy an r6 account at this point like brah this is why I write
the better fucking uh this is why I write no this is why rainbow six siege
he's still unbanned me bro chat rainbow six siege I know I cheated in the past
Bro, it's who I was it's not who I am anymore. I feel like they should not abandon each other. Yes or no
Once a cheater always a cheater
That's just not how it works, bro
Well, tell me if you cheated on your girlfriend in 2015 and you are now 30 years old married
with kids.
Is he still gonna cheat?
No, bro.
Hey, now you keep like glancing at me.
No, I'm not.
Why are you smiling?
Sorry, girl.
You're like the worst one.
Here.
I
Here I want to check my email bro, maybe
Maybe they messaged me bro, maybe maybe they unbanned me child. Let's see child. Let's see did they unbanned yesterday now let's see
Nope
they did not on big some hoes let's go raise your name there's no sign
Fuck it
Wow, I don't know what I was holding it and I got fucking rain of blinded so I broke the rain of blind
How was San Diego San Diego was fired, bro?
You son of a bitch, bro, if anyone bro anyone that fucking lives in like San Diego, Florida like good weather always la
Bro, I'm actually so jealous of you, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm actually so jealous of you, bro
Like genuinely I'm so jealous of you, bro
Like
Bro the weather there is so beautiful like other than Canada, bro
And it's just very very cold on time very rainy rain and cold a lot of rain and cold a lot a lot of rain
A lot of rain and a lot of cold
Like see this game is on playable man neon shotgun bro every game just neon shotgun
I wonder if I just ult the form, get off.
I guess she's fucked, bro.
Okay, we have no one paid, see?
Yeah, it might be a CS for a bit until they fix this character like they actually need to fix this character.
I
Just lost now
If I planted
They're both, they're both, they're both fighting, I don't know.
They're both, ah, hit 55.
They're both at 85.
I'll mention a hundred of them.
Fucking chuds.
Ahhhh.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I live in your city. Do you want to link up? No
I think I'm going to do fierce with Fasma after this.
What the fuck Frank?
Yeah, I don't think stopping it, stop it or spawned.
Yeah, I know, you guys haven't message me back yet.
I'm leaving too.
I'm on your dick because you're sitting here as they're on site they are back
site and you were still sitting the main with a bug yeah I have a buck oh jizz my
first game bro every game is like this every game is like this every valorant
game is like this bro
this guy's ass butts holy shit 120 you don't hit him this game is just horrible
I agree you could oh I agree this game was very good like eight months ago
I'm okay eight months no no like two years ago this game was in its prime
two years ago two years ago this game was in its prime now I don't know what
Oh, wait, he muted up, because he's mad.
Like, two years ago, it was kind of in his palm, I would say.
I broke him a lock in.
And on release.
Chat, on release, it was basically like a full-aim game.
Everyone was having fun.
No one had egos.
And there was no neon.
Chat, do y'all remember getting this game in your Twitch?
inbox. Do y'all remember getting the code from like XQC? Back in the day?
No charges left.
Last player stand.
Just let them try.
I'm lucky.
Jesus bro.
Fuck it!
I'm lucky.
Oh my god.
Why is it that this game is AIDS?
This game is AIDS, this game is still AIDS, the community, the game is, actually no.
They gotta take out Neon, the game would be good again.
They need to take out Neon and they also need to remove anyone who's depressed that
plays this game and I think the game would go back to its prime.
I'm not gonna lie.
How many gifted to Alta 4?
I will Alta 4 for 20 gifted subs right now.
I will literally, I will literally ult up 4 and fill this entire ranked game for 20 subs right now.
I'm gonna play CS or fierce the fathom.
Watch this stick play! This is gonna be STICK!
Or jerk me. Or jerk me.
Oh
Yo Tratters
Bloom with the fear when I love you Nura with the tier 11 you Chini nano with the 13 months
I love you so much awesome five to seven months. I love you reach come to that. I love you God bless you guys
I
Yeah, okay
All right, W20 gifted, all the four from that game.
All right, chat.
Moz RunaPool, fierce to fathom or CS.
Moz RunaPool, fierce to fathom or CS.
Yo, not gonna lie beast with the 20 gifted, bro.
God bless you and thank you.
Thank you for getting me off that game, bro.
Thank you for getting me off that game.
Thank you so much.
God bless you.
I love you and thank you for getting me off that game.
Mods run a pool. CS or fierce the fathom? What do y'all want?
Fierce the fathom or CS?
Let's do a...
What the fuck?
Um, let me see here.
Fierce to fathom?
We can do Fierce to fathom.
Is it late enough though?
Is it late enough for horror games right now?
Is it late enough to do a horror game right now though?
It's only eight.
What time is it right now?
804 are you playing both the episodes we have one episode left I played two yesterday. I played two yesterday
Yeah, should we play one CS game so it gets a little a little later and then play a horror game
Should we play one CS game and then play a horror game?
Bro, when I play CS though chat, I get mad, bro.
Like I rage when I play CS.
I don't know why.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is, but I actually get mad when I play CS.
I don't know why.
Muda, can you play this game and then link to Operation Siege?
Ashley Shameless.
I
Actually shameless
All right, let's play
Yo, I think I think we're gonna need to get some skins if I'm gonna play this game, bro
If I'm gonna play CS chat, I'm gonna need to get some skins. I'm not gonna lie
Chet who here likes Marvel rivals, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know why I'm not a fan of Marvel rivals
But they didn't sponsor me about a week ago. So actually that actually is my favorite game right now chat
mobile rivals is actually currently my favorite game right now
they are currently chat my favorite game chat mobile rivals is my favorite
game right now go browse I'll see us oh you know what bro chat should we link up
with what should we link up with arrow right now and help them get me skins
Vitality.
The missing chromosomes?
Okay, it's a joke.
Team Arrow?
Of course.
Mooda says,
Yo-Aero, can you help me buy skins today for a segment?
I mean the only thing they have to remember for skins is you can't cheat with these
Like you actually have to pay for them
Otherwise you'll get banned for skin changer
But yeah, we can make an inventory
When do when do you want to do it guys I was lucky about to get off what no get off you want to do it
guys I'm fried like I only slept for four hours grind harder come on what if
we did it another day you don't want it bad enough if I was jinxy you yeah but
I don't want to like cheat my sleep schedule
His four is not enough
Once you start cheating yourself, you know, it's too far gone. But I I should focus my health and my sleep
Because I need to fix the sleep schedule as well
Shall I do tomorrow then?
Let's do it another day, let's do it another day
After cash drops as well probably actually no, maybe before cash drops tomorrow
Tomorrow I have something scheduled tomorrow. I was gonna do an inventory review tomorrow
I was gonna do an inventory review with drew to toot
Frank
Chat are you guys chat am I jinxie waiting room and an ex you see waiting room? Someone just be honest to me
Bar hey, let's do it today. Let's do it today
Rekai waiting room
Let's do it
We do it like right now, though
Errol
Yellow yeah, you're actually a grinder, bro. You're actually a grinder. You're actually a grinder, bro. I love grinder
I love grinding. I love grinding. What? Um, so what do you what are you looking for in an inventory here today?
Errol listen bro. I'm looking for an inventory where it doesn't hurt my bank
okay
Second of all
It still looks very flashy. Very good. Like if I play CS my viewers will be like impressed that I have a nice
Inventory and also it makes me play better. I get such a good in for that. It makes me play better
Okay, hold on writing notes here
I want a karambit. I want a karambit. And I also want M9.
So karambit on one side, M9 on the other. Do you have a preference for which side is which?
I want green and I want preference which. No, not really. I don't really mind.
Okay, so green. You're looking for like a green theme sort of.
Green theme and then a green theme and you pick the other theme.
What's another theme?
What's your theme?
I mean, with green, either I would say like purple or red.
Chat purple or red?
I mean, my favorite color is red.
I like red more personally.
We can do green and red like Christmas.
Yeah, like a little early Christmas present.
Green and red.
Oh, but bro, low key, should we do purple?
We could go a little bit unorthodox here
because everyone does green and red.
I was thinking, I was also thinking pink slash purple.
See, my first inventory was what anomaly helped me
and it was vice gloves with like a pink bay and a nine.
Well, that is going to be the purple knife though.
It's probably going to be that.
I think the same knife.
There's these different gloves.
Unless you like black pearls.
What are black pearls?
Oh, hold on.
I'll screen share.
So there's dopplers, of course, you know like phase one, phase two, phase three, phase
four.
And then there's Sapphire and Ruby, but then there's an even rarer Doppler you can unbox.
This is a 1 in 100, a 1% chance.
There we go.
And that's called the Black Pearl.
How much is this?
How much would be like too much?
Like for my entire inventory?
No, for the M9.
Or like for a knife.
What the fuck?
As you said, not breaking the bank.
Yeah, I want to not break the bank, bro.
Would $8,000 break the bank?
For an entire loan out?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for just the knife.
What?
This is 8k
That's a Rolex, bro, that is a Rolex
Do you have this in your inventory right now
No, what do you have in your inventory, bro? I
I unboxed this guy is a gamut upler, but not a gem or anything. This is like a phase phase for
Or sorry, we also have this one, which is a phase four
Sorry, this one is phase two this one looks the same like to me because I'm not a CS player
I can't tell the difference to not and whatever you just showed me 30 seconds ago
Okay, so
One is blue
Okay, I come I see I want 100% see now
But we could technically go with like a cheaper black pearl
Talon black pearl if you like the talon knife, it's kind of like a karambit. It's like the brokey karambit
I think if you're a broke boy
How much how much is this?
This one's only 3k
Thing is though, I don't know bro. I want I want a karambit, bro. I
Did a karambit and I did an M9
Now the thing is
How much can 10k get you I
Can get you an option
Do you want to be a baller or do you want to be broke like just
Like bro, what are the chances though that like
When I go to sell these items it they're completely obliterated
zero
Really?
Yeah
So like it's gonna hold no matter what?
Yeah
Like if they go down they would maybe go down 20% maybe 30%
Okay, let's just say your budget for CT side is like 5k. Okay. Um knife M9
Loves do you have a glove preference like sport glove driver glove? No, I don't really I like sport gloves
Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who was that? Oh
This is my don't know thing don't worry about that. Hmm. What the fuck?
So, okay, that got me distracted, sheesh.
Anyways.
What?
Okay.
So like this would be a $5,000
if you want to split it up, 5K, 5K, CT side and T side.
Purple, bang.
Is there anything here that you like or that you dislike?
Like literally all of it is ass in my opinion,
except for the gloves and knives.
the blue spasper the latte rush don't like this no i love that oh okay latte rush latte rush
i like i don't like the knife okay you don't like the knife no i don't like the knife
but this this is technically this is purple but it's like not really purple it's like
on a handle. You won't see it very much. I don't know. It looks like, um,
what's it? No, no, no. I need a Doppler, bro. I need a Doppler. I need a Doppler.
Okay, let's go back to Doppler. Um, yeah, no, freehand is not a Doppler.
I mean, you might have to be stuck with this, then, like a phase two. It's pink. It's not
bad it doesn't look bad at all it doesn't look bad at all it's actually
not a bad knife do you like this knife I love this knife like what do you have
in the inventory bro because I don't want to like I want to see like if you're
if you're if you go broke well I'm gonna go broke route too like what are your
karambit show me your current Jesus so yeah I don't see you having like a
I fucking $30,000 Karenda
Yeah, because all of my things are unboxes and I am unlucky
Wait, these are all unboxed
Yeah, how much money have you spent in this game?
Let's see I checked it yesterday, but I'll get you the number
Here we go
So every car drop is $9 spent
How do I earn more
So you're 61,000 61,000 usd in this video game right now
Yeah, but that's like
That's like me making fun of you for spending a lot on buying new accounts, you know, it's like you have to do it for your content
61,000 US dollars.
Yeah, but it's content and you know it's not just all lost like I still have the skins that I get so what would you say you have on your inventory like what's your inventory worth 20,000.
150.
$150,000.
Yes.
So you're up.
Yeah, I mean I don't only gamble to get the skins like I I I also do buy but the knives
and the gloves are unboxed but like I'll buy my other stuff.
You see?
Like I'm not I'm not unboxing that and not like these have special stickers on that.
So if I spend realistically you know I spend like what do you think I should spend bro?
Do you think I should just spend like 15, 20K or just 10K?
If this is my question,
if you had $20,000 just disappear from your account,
are you cooked?
Would you notice?
Does it matter?
I would be honest.
I mean, I don't know.
I like to be very humble, bro.
like $20,000 just left my account right now,
I'd be mad, I'd be mad.
No, bro, I'd be okay.
I'd live.
Okay, now imagine it comes back to you in two years
as 18K, like the stuff goes down a little bit.
Would you be upset?
No.
Or is that both okay with you?
Bro, that is what 100% okay.
I'm just scared.
Okay, then let's put in 20K.
Really?
Yes, I'm just like I just don't know how like I don't maybe it's anxiety. I don't know what it is
I'm just like I don't want to like
Wake up. I don't know how to sell my items who do I sell my account to bro not my account to sorry my skins too
How do I sell it? He says but stop
There's a typo, bro
You just sell them on the same place you're gonna buy them from yes, bro
And they would actually sell, like they would 100% sell.
How long do you think it would take to sell
my entire inventory and make not money,
but like lose max 500 bucks to like a thousand to 2000 max?
How long would it take to sell those?
Everything could tire in between.
One week to two weeks, three weeks.
And I could instantly,
and how do I deposit my money from there?
I don't have any crypto at all.
You don't use crypto.
It's like from your bank.
So I could literally come from my bank account?
Yeah.
You deposit from your bank.
You can take out straight into your bank.
No credit cards?
Bank account?
Because that works.
I think you can do either.
No, no, I want to do bank account.
OK, W. OK, can you just do for a second no error?
I need to go to the bathroom.
That'd be bad, bro.
If that's the case, can we do 15K then?
How much would 15K?
I don't care, I don't care, but like 20 would be better.
Oh, so 20 is good, like 20 is gonna be good.
Yes.
I'll try to cook something up here.
You come back, I'll spend your money.
Okay, back, 20K bro, my chat's watching.
Okay, can you try to entertain them a little bit,
please?
They're very ADHD.
Upper back.
I wish there's a way to change the color here.
Okay, so 10K.
What if we make it 9K?
Then we skim a little off the top here.
Oh my God!
Are you here?
Uh-oh.
We'll do 10.
I didn't realize he was listening.
listening. Um, Karambit, let's just say he's doing Karambit on this side and we'll do specialist
gloves to see what it comes up with. Okay, this is a completely different vibe. What
did he say? Green? Okay, this could work. Emerald Webbs? Okay, these ones are very
nice. I think we should lock this in form. Phase two, yep. This one's not good. This
is clean. This is clean. And then for a green op, if he wants to drop it to a team, like
to his teammates and they go, whoa, that's crazy.
And they start dropping their pants.
There's not really a good high tier green one,
maybe containment breach, factory, you know, like 800 bucks.
Maybe this full throttle.
It's like, I'm realizing there's not that many good
hightier green stuff
uh... you could go high float medusa
theoretically
because this will go
a little bit green
yeah actually this would be the play
battle-scarred on medusa we can save him some money there
full throttle
does he use the m4a4?
Shawty's at the medley in my head and I can't eat both.
Let me stick my leg.
Hello?
Yo.
So first of all, I'm spending $20,000.
They got a phase two Doppler.
That's the best phase.
What do you, why, why, why, what does that mean?
Why are you saying it like that?
Shouldn't I not get an emerald?
You wanna spend 8K?
I think it's worth.
Like Jack if we're gonna do $20,000 should we not just
But what's good about getting a phase two yeah talk to me talk to me dad you can always upgrade
What does that mean?
Like you could sell the phase two and just buy an emerald if you get bored of the phase two
Like if you want to spend another $6,000 you can easy peasy
Look, can I say the difference between an emerald and a phase two?
Yes.
Is there that much of a difference?
If you're going to get better, no.
If I would have told you this was an emerald, you would have thought it was an emerald.
Low key, yeah.
That's why phase two kind of makes sense and it saves you, saves us 5000.
Okay.
Now is a green combo hard? I feel like you're struggling to find good green skins.
Well I'm trying to find expensive green skins because you're looking for that flex factor.
And there's just not really, there's not really an expensive USP. It's kind of hard with the M4.
or
hmmm
I'm free when asked
Can I add Celestial to this call? Maybe he has some skins that I can borrow off of him
You're not calling Celestial
Um
Huh?
I don't want to call Celestial right now
Oh, okay
I'm like on my, I'm like trying to go to sleep
Okay, okay
Like I'm getting ready to go to bed, he's gonna wake me up
Okay
Um
You could go for like a night.
I know it's not green.
But like it looks like ass.
OK.
That's $3,000.
It trades up to the to the dragonler.
Yeah.
What do you think about this one?
That shit is ass.
OK, maybe we just do blue and red.
Like what are the two best?
Bro, I don't know, what the fuck are these skins?
Every skin can have a dragon coming out of it, like this is counter strike, this is realistic.
This isn't like Valorant.
Yeah.
What about this?
No, that's not that. I actually like the skin. That's true box.
Yeah. This is really cheap. What? Should we put that? Yeah, that was not bad. That was good.
Scout, if you want to go taller. Should we do green for T side though?
So what are we doing on the other one? Red? Yeah.
Or is it better to do that?
I think in my opinion, red is more like a terrorist color.
Like blood and anger, terrorist, green, natural, like the thing of life.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I agree.
i can't be the only one who thinks like that
that i don't know, i just thought because like AKs is a lot of green AKs, so that's what i thought
yo, you're a fucking gooner with this TTS donut by the way
yeah, that's my bad story
uh...
anyways, anyways, anyways
if you want, we could do green
on T-Side though
we can try it
oops
Generate $10,000.
It's not it.
I need green.
Why does it not just auto gen green?
My brain dead.
Your dead ass using an auto generator
with my $20,000 right now.
Well, cause you're gonna change your opinion a lot.
I can tell.
So I just want to auto-generate it so I don't have to do it myself.
Bah, right.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
Green there.
Ooh, yeah.
Ooh, the hedge base is yes.
Oh my God, yes.
Ahem.
Okay, beautiful.
What do you think about this?
Ooh.
Butterfly though.
I don't know.
I'm gonna move to like an M9 slash Karambit type thing.
Okay, let's switch over to M9 phase two.
see if that's any better
there you go
all my god that's literally sex like i would fuck that little hole right at the
top
i like this
um...
okay my god then we could go here yes i don't know this game more than you
then we go here
Okay, there's no revolver, but you're not gonna use revolver.
No, never.
Right there.
Toy soldier.
Toy soldier MP7.
Give me a good one, daddy.
A good one.
Ooh, Teobawesome.
That one's nice.
You can do shipping forecasts.
This one's pretty rare.
Like, I'm never gonna buy these guns.
There's not even a point of doing them.
It's cool though, because you're gonna have a full loadout.
Because look, when you're here, you're gonna be looking at it and it's gonna be, like, gray.
Like this one's just gonna be great. It's not gonna have a skin up. Oh, what the fuck you want to get
Um, I don't know what that was you like to graven
This guy it's like kind of green that shit looks like I would shit out of my ass bro. No, what is this?
What is this dookie color?
Okay, okay now we're getting to the serious stuff bar the AK is gotta go straight to an 8.3 thousand dollar AK bro. I
Didn't make me fire serpent. Maybe fire serpent. It's only 800 bucks
Okay fire serpent. Yeah, that's not yes. That's
So what's a hydro? We have to mute that. What's hydroponic?
That one is the other expensive AK right here
I don't know fast you don't you press like oh that's like the end game. Yeah
This shit looks like ass
Can I see the fire sort of
They both are ass
Really?
What the fuck is this? What's the better AK? That's green this one. This one's $8,000 though
What in the crocodile cock?
8k for this beautiful but 8k yeah yeah your money yeah you'd want to go cheaper
with the gloves probably if you were to go for this one I mean the hatch may be
emerald web beautiful no maybe also you have these now these ones are pretty
cheat fucking bro get the fuck off of these okay then we'll stick to the hedge
maze but you got to make a compromise here for the AK at least temporarily all
right what if we just do what if I just do gold arabisky one more time gold
arabesky yeah that's it I don't think it's too far off match is it gonna match
though or no no okay it could be okay it could be okay usually fire stripper to
call it a day like fire stripper to flex no yeah now if you drop a fire
serpent people will know okay cool for the scout you just go acid fade
There's no reason to spend 500 there SG you're never gonna use this like legit ever in my life
But like I'm gonna be honest about all these skins that you're putting in a plumb enough to buy except like the ones that I only use it
The only guns I use now what's fair enough? What are we gonna use these for? What is this? Oh?
What are you gonna use the office? Oh, this is an operator. This is an operator. So is this a flex like our off skins a big flex?
Yes. This, if you drop a crazy op, everyone in the lobby is looking over at you. It's
like when you show up to the club and you buy a ton of bottles.
So why don't we get the Guggenur?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What?
Say that again?
The Guggenur. Why don't we get the Guggenur? The blue one, bro. The middle blue one.
Ah, okay. We're going for a green loadout, no?
Oh, true.
So I have an idea. I know this op looks like it's blue. Let me show you this thing
Let me show you something
This is the regular one
Yeah, it's blue as a truck job. Yeah, then if you go high flow check this out
It goes green see that that is pretty cool
Now, how much would a, I don't know, get the fuck out of here, bro.
I know it's pretty cheap, right?
For such a rare, again?
That one's actually not too bad of a deal.
Which one?
wait this is kind of an insane deal oh it's a it's a no no it's literally on sale wait
this is not bad really yeah because I'm seeing it like this one this one obviously they have
stickers but I think that the high float matters more and then you just scrape that scrape that
Yeah. Yeah, this one seems pretty good.
Someone in my chat just didn't mind that.
I wouldn't even be surprised to hear I'll link it.
Just in case you decide you want to go with that one.
Or we could dumb it down a little bit and just get a containment breach.
But if you drop one of these, most of the chat, most of the chat and the lobby won't
even though that it's expensive.
Haunches is awesome.
Like $100 bucks, maybe $500 in factory new.
So I don't know.
It's good, but it's not great for a flex factor.
Or you could just go green energy.
This is a new one.
I just think this is a sick op.
That's actually fire.
That's so fire, no?
Chagy, you guys like this?
I just bought one, I like it.
Hell no, what the fuck, no, ass, ass, ass.
Okay, just because a real lightning bolt
doesn't come out and kill the enemy,
it doesn't mean it's ass.
Guys, this is counter strike.
It's gotta be somewhat real.
And there's glitter.
You know, I like this one bro. Let's just go with this one. I like this one. This one's not better. This one's better than everyone they've shown me so far.
Okay, um, tech nine we should put there.
Now, can we get a green galeel?
It's on the right side.
It's just an eco please. Yes.
You could also go silver or still?
Eco, eco.
Eco, eco, eco.
You don't like this?
All day eco. Eco all day.
Okay. And then P250, right?
So is just my T-Side $17,000 or my children?
Oh, okay.
No, no, no. It's, I think it's both.
Okay.
I think it's adding up both. I don't know how...
I've never really used this before.
Let me just lock all of these.
Okay, we could also get a different Zeus. Oh
You should definitely get a Glock emerald these are good these are good. This is good. You'll use all of these. Yeah at some point
Don't really need to worry about the MP7. You can just get a cheap one like that
M249 you'll never buy this ever
P90 I will never buy probably only guns. I use MP9 and Mac 10 now
Yeah, what's a good Mac 10 skin? This is very important to me, too.
Nuclear Garden, this one.
Can you go factory new with it? Check this out.
Dude, these skins look like crocodile cocks to me, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Aphrodite is valorant, dopamine shit.
I, yeah, I could see that. I could see that.
But for a CS skin, this is insane.
Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Okay, we'll lock that one in the little eco fire serpent with room to grow because you do have this
It's like we're probably thousand dollars on a fucking weapon bro
No, it's like we're potting a plant in a bowl. That's oversized. Okay, and then this is what will grow out of it
Aka the wild lotus eventually once you get your money up
Um, okay scout good this cheap whatever
Good. And then green energy locked in. Yeah.
This is not bad. This is not bad. Now does the knife match the gloves?
Let's try it out. One sec.
Like what that work.
Let's go.
KV just messaged me.
and said even my broke ass has Medusa.
I mean it's really more blue than it is green though.
Like in factory now.
That's what I was saying.
Okay here.
Yeah?
The gloves look good. I love the gloves. Now what about the knife?
Moment of truth.
Fuck no.
It's not that it's not good no fuck no um what about this?
No, I mean this might be more your speed right here
What the fuck am I looking at right now hero this looks like if my dog took a shit
This is nice. This is nice. This is nice. I like this. What is this? What is this? I like this
That's the emerald. Oh my god, how much is this?
8k
Should we just do a green loadout for every gun is that just like is that just better like will that just save us money?
Yes, it will we can do that like just go crazy all green
Yeah, okay, so I'm not emerald I'm not emerald or I'm not carambit now and
Carambit like what's better?
It's not a thing. Oh carambit emerald. Yeah, okay. Let's let's let's see. Let's see. Let's see
Carambit emerald
Basically the same price so it's it's better. So what's better an M9 karambit or an M9 Doppler?
I don't know let's just see let's just see M9 emerald
Okay, what the hell fuck is that?
um
Okay, I don't know what just happened but karambit
emerald
I personally would go M9, but I'm an M9 Glaser.
Give me a second.
Why is that nice $30,000?
Cause you can list at any price that you want.
Oh, this is trains.
See how it looks.
Wait, train is a knife?
Yeah, he unboxed this one.
Why don't I just message train
the ball was inventory.
Yeah, train.
I don't even think he trusts himself.
Why would he trust it?
Nah, he probably won't.
He probably won't.
But he thinks I'm a terrorist.
He doesn't want his skins to get banned.
You know
Hi, I'm going
Yeah, um, I just need one of these inspect links to work. I don't know why it's not
Jesus
Come on man
I know the old links don't work one sec or am bit emerald
Okay, here we go. This one will work.
Bang.
You see? Yeah.
Is it just me, bro? Or is the glove so much lighter than the knife?
No, I agree. I actually don't like hedge misses. I think that they're insanely overrated.
But if you like them, I will support you
No, man, I don't I don't like it bro. Something's something's weird about this like it's just not
It's very light to dark contrast. They don't fit
We could try this one really quick
These are the emerald webs see now
Arrow, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, bro
Okay, but these won't look exactly like this because these are like ultra factory now and that's not realistic
So what's realistic give me a little web field tested mean
Loveful field tested
Are these the new knives? Is it the new one?
No, it's just the server like counter strikes really bad.
Someone in the chat said the new green ones look good.
What does that mean?
Those are the ones you said you didn't like.
Which one are those ones?
They're called polycams. This is a realistic low-float field-tested one though.
for right. That doesn't look bad. That doesn't look bad.
Okay. Okay. We can do Emerald Web's then or we can also,
these are the ones you said you didn't like. We can also try
Spearmint.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I hear it's all like those at all.
Right. That's not them.
Okay. So Emerald Web's then chat. Does this night? Yeah,
What are your opinions on this they look good right this looks good. I love this. I would rock this right
But do you like this or the M9 more?
Well, maybe I am an M9 guy is that bad though
No, I don't think so
I mean, there are definitely people who like to cram it more and they'll make fun of you for that. But like, who cares? It's your inventory. It's your loadout, you know.
You'll be dropping the AWP. You'll be dropping the AK, but you're not dropping your knife.
Dude, something about this M9 just looks better.
More, there's more blade. Yeah. There's no like, I don't know. I don't know. To me, I think it feels more powerful.
this is nice I like this okay let's lock this in then so we should do one
color for everything then I mean what I like about this is it saves you so much
money on um so does that mean we can go to ct now and swap back now yes yes like
we can upgrade a little bit all right get that shit back get that shit back
get that shit back all right now what if we swap colors now for this
Now why don't we do red on this color now?
Okay, we can try it.
Red op.
Do you like this one?
This is new.
is new. This is very interesting. This is interesting. It's giving me like wearable
fives. Okay. All right here. Yeah. Or um, this is, this is another fan favorite. A lot
of people like this one. Like if you drop this, everyone will know. This is the op
It's all my crocodile titties yeah, this is good. I like this
Okay, do I'm gonna put this one on the list it's like 3k in fn yeah, yeah, please fn
Why wouldn't you go fn?
All right, let's do fn
Well, also, this is the rarest op skin in the game
the prince I'm not even trolling okay there's only 3,000 of these what the
existence oh my god okay I'm done sweet so now we need a red knife and a red
glove how expensive wait wait wait wait wait wait what I thought you were
saying we would go red for the skins you don't have that type of money
You just chose that you just chose an M9 emerald
Okay, let me ask my chassis thing chat
Would you guys rather have one knife for both sides? That's a flex like a fucking
like a really good knife on both sides though or
Would you guys split that in half and get two different colors two different skins?
but they're not going to be that Emerald Doppler. What do y'all think would be better? One knife or
two knives that are like half the flex or one like one God knife? Chat one God knife and one God
glove combo or two like kind of mids you know what I'm saying? Mods want a pull please. What?
It's just if you want to do another like crazy combo we'll need to go up a little bit in the price
$20,000 so much already because I'm I'm thinking this for the M4 and this is expensive
Jean I
Love this skin the hot rod is so amazing the blue phosphorus also amazing too
Yeah, and this one will cost you over $2,000. What the fucking pterodactyl titties? I don't understand bro
So I'm trying to I'm trying to make this work
Mott can you want a poll please?
Chat vote
Also, how often are you running the deagle? Oh my god, it's my favorite up in bro. It's my favorite up in
Please look at this
No, no, no.
Okay.
And you feel cheaper.
Oh, no, this shit looks like ass too.
Is there anything about Desert Sandstorm?
Desert Sandstorm?
Sunset storm, sorry.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
There's actually two of them.
There's one with a little dude on it, like a little cuck, just watching.
What the fuck is this?
And then there's this one without the little dude.
Yeah, yeah, please, without the cuck.
Okay, we'll go cuckless.
In fact, that's gonna be $700 though.
That's a lot though.
Back out for a second.
Let's just do Cribson, bro.
Wait, cold, better Cribson.
like this oh my goodness gracious code red code red code red code red bird bird
it's in uh kill confirmed oh I don't even have to do anything you already know
good uh oh didn't mean to do that one my fault my fault my fault you know
Yeah, yeah, goblins goblins
Go go cheat or do you use 5-7? I use 5-7 sometimes maybe maybe
What about the berries and cherries?
What's cool about this one?
It's pattern based you can get more red so like you go to the right or less red so I can go to the left
Then you have blue I
Mean this looks cool, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Goes to berries and cherries
What about when we're close I
Beautiful okay
Mp7 who cares just do blood sport
Yeah, now for that big I'm gonna need hot rod
Okay, yeah now it's coming together hot rod
Nova any
particular one
Here go up trill up
What's red quartz?
This one is out of the new collect or the train collection. I believe here. Hold on a little bit expensive
It's it's orange. It's not red. I
Mean, that's fine. I'm never gonna use this gun, right?
How much is this though?
This is what I'll say though. This is what I'll say
Only buys the Nova at least once a game and he's goaded with it
Okay, what about candy Apple 30 cents that saves you some money
true
Now again
Get out of this page get out of this page. I have to otherwise my OC. I have to I have to cold-blooded. Yes
Okay, how now we get to the juice
The howl factor you right?
What the fuck how much does that gun cost?
Get that fucking gun out of my inventory.
Please.
You said you wanted to howl.
Bro, what is that $8,000 fucking...
...near an dollar? Take the shit off. Take the shit off.
Okay, if you want people to think you're broke.
Bro, there's gotta be another gun.
Howl's the only expensive red one?
Yeah.
Are you serious?
If you're broke, it's okay. Like, not everyone can have nice skins.
Oh my God. If we go how, how much can we, like, how much can we do?
We have tested. That's $2,300.
That is a little bit over budget.
$22K.
Okay. Is that okay? Is that breaking the bank or?
All right. Why don't we just use the M4A1 and never use the, sorry, use the M4A1 and
never the, why don't, why don't, why don't we just always use the M4A1S but never
the M4A1 it's it's kind of situational you know like sometimes well your team
will want you to drop one or the other it and it seems like Counter-Strike
continues to want to buff the M4A4 as well so even if you're not using it
imagine that one teammate is like oh I don't want to everyone else I want an
M4A4 you want to flex on him
Okay, bro, just don't hold on. You fucking scammer.
Ow, I'm not even scamming. You can sell this stuff for more once you cash out.
Alright.
That puts you at 23k. So maybe I'll ask Aiden Ross for a little loan.
Now, Loki, bro, my T-side is stacked. No, do you agree?
My T-side is insane, right? Yeah, except for the AK, yeah.
The serpent's not bad though bro, come on.
I have a serpent and I don't like it.
It's bad. It's really bad.
It's like a joke of a gun. It's if you asked rock to make you an AK skin it'd be this.
Really?
The not fire serpent.
Yeah but it's not bad bro, it's $800 no?
I guess what's a hydroponic? What's a hydroponic? That's the one you didn't like. Let me see this this guy
Chow is better this one or the other one
In terms of price this is more or people will juice over this one than the fire serpent
And it's like kind of in between this and a wild lotus as well, you know, do we really
do wild lotus, bro?
I think we should.
Bro, do you know how much money that that literally jumps our budget to 30k?
Why don't we do arabeski?
Why don't we do arabeski?
It doesn't fit the theme.
It doesn't.
You're right.
It does it.
It does it.
It's a good skin though.
I think you're just going for your culture or whatever, no?
So you're calling me a fucking bomber.
Um, hydroponics, like, I don't know, 30k is not, it's not that crazy.
It's not like you're just deleting 30k.
Dude, do you have some fucking oil rig in your backyard that I don't know of?
What the fuck do you need $30,000 isn't that fucking bad chat is is arrow like secretly a multi-millionaire
I'm just kind of confused you're either really really rich or really really bad with your money, bro
Yeah, it's either or it's either you're really really rich or really fucking stupid with your money
I can't tell it's neither. It's just I know you got it 30k you said 20k was nothing
What's another ten? That's like what two three sponsors for you? Two? Easy. Now the thing is
now that we're at 30k and we have all of this okay we should get rid of the wild lotus first of
all. We should really we should really get out of the wild. Let's just do five sermons. Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do fire is your second guessing it too much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now now the only thing now the only thing
that I'm a little but heard about is
Can you go to T side?
No, sorry CT side, sorry
Bro, there is this weird feeling in my gut that's telling me we should we should do a red bayonet in a red glove
I want to command it though.
I mean, if you want to do the combo, Emeraldwebs are basically the same thing as the Crimsonwebs.
These guys, the ones that I selected for you.
They're the same thing.
One is red.
One is green.
I am picking up what you're putting down.
Are there better red gloves that are around the same price range though, because my chat
is saying something about like slingshots or kimonos, like what is it, what are those?
Let's see, let's see.
I don't know.
I don't know if you like slingshots.
Can you go into that server again or is that so much work?
I'm still here.
Oh my God, I fucking love you.
So those are slingshots.
Those are fucking, I would have sex with these.
Now, can you put a red cremation on?
Bang.
Yeah.
I don't know, the knife looks too dark for the gloves.
Am I wrong, Arrow?
Let's see M9.
Let's see M9.
I kind of agree.
I think I'm nice gonna be a different story for you
by the M9 lighter
What in the fucking shitty ass knife is this?
That's not it. That's not it glitched
Then we also just have all of these too
Wait, what is it does a talent Ruby look good on those gloves?
Yeah, but bro, Talon's like broke boy broke boy. No, yeah
Let's try this let's try this let's try this
Lots how much does a skin changer mod cost?
There you go, it's holy shit
Yeah
We can't have two of the same knives
Why not bro come on we gotta go what's stopping you because why we didn't why we got to use two different gloves bro no
Dude the ruby looks way better than the green knife. I'm not gonna lie
But I want green I don't know if I agree but
But this is all you.
I feel like we should change the M9 red to an M9, like this one right here, I think
we should change this to a Korean bit.
Korean beat.
Even though you said it was dark?
Well, now we need new gloves though, we need new gloves.
My chat is saying Talon, my chat is saying Talon Ruby
is going to match the kimonos,
or sorry, the gloves you have on right now.
Do you like Talon?
Let me try it.
I hate Talon.
Is there a reason why?
I just don't like how it looks.
It looks like it has like a really long, ugly nose.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
Why did I just catch a stray?
What the fuck, what?
Just, you happen to be in the call.
I say that anyways.
What the fuck?
Why is this not loading?
Hold on, I'll fix it.
Here we are.
Cool, okay.
Telling Ruby Oh
It does the white as the blade
I mean what is the handle though? You see it matches it matches. It really does match. I'm not gonna lie
But I don't know it's still dark
Can we do Ruby Coran bit with a nut with a really good pair of gloves that matches?
Yes, sir
I'm glad that you say that I don't like slingshots. Yeah, I don't know since that's our beautiful
But the Ruby is just too that shit looks like ass bro. Well, let's try this one. Oh
Yeah, okay, you're right. Yeah, it's not with that. No, it's that
Which one speaking to you here
Can we try the Crimson Rhymes? You would like are you putting down but I'm picking up so let me just see what you're putting up
You gotta switch that. Yeah, you gotta use a career. But though
There we are
Now that looks good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's gray with the gray.
Gray with the gray.
Yes, Doctor Gray.
This looks good.
This looks good.
This looks good.
This looks good.
This looks good.
This looks good.
Like, you gotta be stupid not to like this, Braille.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay and then...
Sleeveless for both.
They gotta be sleeveless, right?
Like, you have to be sleeveless.
You have to be naked.
You have to be naked if you're holding this.
Sure, okay.
For that, this guy's sleeveless.
Oh, that's the wrong guy.
guy. Rex Cricky is from the North.
You like Rick Saw more than Cricky? He's Australian.
Alright, well my girlfriend's Australian.
He's green too. So like it's a color mist.
But your green is on T-Side. That's the only thing.
Or is on T-Side. So then we go for like a sleeveless but a red guy.
Wait, not this. Not this.
Wait, we're cooking right now.
Wait, bro, we're Loki. Yeah, we are. Maybe white boys can cook.
You see.
This counts as ass. No, no, no. This character looks like fucking ass.
What about a bloody Miami Dero?
He will have a watch. I don't know if you care or not about that, but you do have a watch.
Let's do no he sleeps my fault
This guy this one's not bad for red
This is nice also covered to
Okay, cool you okay. Yeah
All right
So this is our 31,000 how do we get to 31k?
The night if you want we can lower this down. I'm just gonna try and corner cut here a little bit
And also make this a little bit cheaper. Are you gonna use dually's?
That's very very rarely like fucking very rarely
These are more than fine
Don't need to spend a lot here. Do you like this Diggle at all? I just sort of
chose it. Yeah, it's not a bad show. 500. Yes, fuck. Okay, let's find you
something different then. That's green though. We're with an Emerald. But there,
yeah, Emerald Jungle, that looks really good.
Oh, this is nice. I like this one. Why don't you just show me this the first time?
That's nice. I like this one. Yeah, that one, that one, that one.
Hello?
Okay, customer's always right. Customer's always right.
Thank you.
Yeah, got it.
Um, let's see what else.
do we really need a howl bro we can just go cheap we can just go cheap what
do you think about this yeah I said cheap bro not fucking shit what the fuck
is that that's that I have made this m4 dude you got to be blind as fuck to be
using that right you're tripping no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
What the fuck is that?
This is one of the rarest souvenir skins in the game.
I buy Power of Gold.
Dignitas Gold, 2014.
12 years ago, this was dropped with perfect positioning
with a really good charm.
What would happen if you accidentally discarded a sticker?
Does that go into your inventory
or does that just get deleted?
It gets deleted.
If I scratched it,
it would minus the skin by like $3,000 probably.
But that's really hard to do that on accident, right?
Yeah, cause yeah it is.
You have to go here, scrape sticker,
then you have to click on the sticker
and then you have to swipe this over
and then scrape sticker.
Holy shit.
Or like if you click remove,
you have to hold it as well.
It's pretty hard to do.
They made it harder than it used to be.
Um, what do you think about this guy?
Like ass
What do you think about this guy? This was not bad. This is like the best red skinny showed me. That's not a howl
And you can go factor new at this because it's my chat saying get the howl, bro
My chat saying get the howl man. She's still a howl on bro. Like whatever bro. Are you really gonna succumb to your chat though?
True. Because I'm never gonna use that fucking M4A1, bro. I feel like the suppressor is way better.
The hot rod is just way better, in my opinion.
Chad, do you guys use the M4A1S or the M4 better more?
I think most people are using the silenced one.
Yeah, just because I don't know a lot of us CS, but I think we should just use this one then, yeah.
Let's just use this one to be honest the hellfire yeah, it's not bad
No, what the fuck the shit was a gas
No, no, no, no, no the evil diamond
Why don't we just do the red dip deep at the top left one press on that and then go top left red deep
I yeah, but that was good. This is fire
Do you like this more than the evil diamond? Yeah, this shit's died in both ass bro. Just um I
I think you'll get more street cred for using the evil Dymel.
Okay, I'll just use that real Dymel then.
Um, roll cage, we could cut this down a little bit.
Well, let me see what speed it would be right now.
It's this guy.
That looks like ass, that looks like ass.
It's not great.
Is there meltdown?
Press on this?
meltdown right there bottom left bottom right yeah it's good this is yellow
though yeah but does it really need to be red that shit is ass never mind I don't
know it's your inventory no no it's not good so good so good so good so good so
good so is there not a better from asking what about stylix styrolyx this one
hell no what about styrolyx sticks yeah sticks styrolyx that sticks miss this
That one's gonna be better and better for you like this not bad matches with your Mac 10
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's not bad I like this one okay let's do that one minimum where
and that's pretty much it bro okay that's not even bad one that's really not bad thousand
dollars. Now, Aaron, I need to ask you a question. If I got a band cheating on CS ten years ago,
and my dream, and my dream, hypothetically, and I've bought all these skins and played
legit now, will I get banned? Was that on a different account? What was? Yes. A cheating?
Is it linked at all through like a phone number, or do you have a different phone number at
the time?
Different phone number now.
Say it again?
What'd you say?
Different phone number.
Okay, then you're good.
Hypothetically.
Like hypothetically, actually, I have the same phone number on my main account linked
to this account.
Okay, so hypothetically, your phone number that you had on the banned account that
that you hacked on, not hypothetically.
It's linked to the new account that you have.
Yes, but nothing has ever touched this account
because I've never treated it in my life
for like 10 years, six years, eight years.
Not, you should be okay.
But if you wanna be safe, you would get a new phone
and make a new account
because there is a connection there, obviously.
Valve doesn't...
Are you sure you never cheated on this new account?
Wallahi, no, no, no, no, no, fuck no, no, no, no, no, no.
Because I used to have, I used to use skins
from like Celestial, like $100,000 inventory.
Nothing really happened at all.
Like I wouldn't do that, I wouldn't risk that.
I haven't cheated in a video game in 10 years, bro.
Why is everyone saying Kappa?
I don't know.
They're just weird.
Oh, I cheated in Alden Ring, bro.
I couldn't beat Millenia, so I set her health to, like, one HP, but that doesn't look
good to me.
And that was 10 years ago?
No, that was, like, five months ago.
People are saying you cheated in code names yesterday.
No, why am I saying that?
People are saying you cheated in Rust six months ago.
No, bro.
They're just being weird, bro.
People are saying you're banned off of Rainbow Six Siege.
People are saying you lied about not cheating.
No, bro.
I'm telling you, no.
I did not cheat on this account, or I didn't cheat on CS ever, bro, ever.
You just said you did cheat on CS.
my dream 10 years ago. Anyway, you think I'll be okay? Yeah. Okay. What I've found is that
if you hack on one account, get banned for it, you've done, you've done the time. They
won't unban you though. That's fine. But they won't ban you on the new one. If you
haven't. Why aren't games like this, bro? They didn't release. Why is a Rainbow Six
siege like this, bro. Rainbow Six Siege, please. I'm banning
man. I learned that. That shit was 10 years ago, bro. Who
signed me up to X videos?
Dear Rory, now you're cheating on the girl. Okay. Dear Rory,
you received this email. What the fuck? X videos. Someone made
an X video. Now why would someone do that and they got
premium
Make me a do you want the odd hot rod to the all hot rod? No
Because I don't really ever use the 400. Yeah, no, no, no, I would know I will I will never use this all
That's you
You don't even got to put skin cuz I'm not gonna buy it. I'm not gonna buy a skin face
You just keep a hot lot if you want
Okay, I do need a mag 7 skin though
for real yeah I use Mac 7 times for city I'm shooting the bed I like sitting
apart with a Mac 7 like I'm literally someone's I didn't have a scout
equipped my fault my fault oh do you like this one blood in the water what are
you gonna do when they're coming for you this skin looks like fucking ass
take this off my face please oh look you and him
Lated maybe what do you see his nose? It's a nose joke. Yes, I see his nose bro. My nose doesn't look like him, bro
I'm not a shark
Bloodshot doesn't look to dragon fire bro. What the fuck? This one's just really expensive
It's it bro. I mean we're already at twenty six thousand dollars, bro. You might as well just fucking throw in $300
Okay, I want to get rid of the prince and swap the crimson kimono's is that worth it? Yes
You know you tell me
ban that guy from your chat immediately.
Yeah, I guess stupid as fuck then.
Yo, boom, ah, mods.
Someone, uh, ban boomin' underscore underscore, please.
Thank you.
Like, what other op would he even use?
We don't even have to look at it.
Wait, what's Desert Hydra?
What's better, the Prince or Desert Hydra?
What's better in your opinion?
I mean, the op prince is my favorite, my favorite op.
So it's like, I'm biased, of course.
Oh, my fucking crocodile titty coccasaurus.
You tried getting me the prince over this fucking op?
You tried to do anything.
I just, you said you liked the prince.
Let me ask my chat.
Chat prince or desert hydro?
Let me pull up the other ones so they actually know what they're talking about.
My chat is straight saying Prince.
Oh, Prince does look good after taking a look at it bro, I'm not gonna lie.
This is art dude, this is really art, I'm not gonna lie.
I agree. I don't know why it gets such a bad rap.
Okay, now let me see the other one real quick.
Not even red.
I don't even give a fuck. I will literally nut on this skin if I could.
I don't know.
Are you still in that server?
Yeah.
Can you check which one matches up?
My god, what is this?
This is a dragon lore. Why did you not give me this one? This was nice. I like this one
Okay, if you like it, I'll show you the price
Yeah, get that shit off my screen
That's our idea 1500 or prints the rarest up skin in the game
I feel tested 2000.
Can you see with the gloves which one looks better, the Hydra or the Prince?
Yes.
And then I think we're going to be done after.
So, oh my god.
Does your gloves look good?
This looks good.
This looks very good.
The Opskin kind of looks, I don't know, shoot it?
Give me like some like up flick shots like like imagine your simple 1v1 right now
Like you know, imagine your arrow and a 1v4 situation
Okay on top of a dude bang, okay
All right, now show me the high one two three. Oh my god, okay one nice
This is the desert hydro
I'll give you your best clip of this gun, go up.
Behind me.
Got him.
Jump shot.
Dead.
One more, one more, one more.
Right here.
Bang!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Good half.
Yeah, we're gonna go with the Prince.
I like the skittish doesn't go good with the gloves.
I do you want field tested or factory you care?
No.
It looks the same.
Yeah.
Just a little bit more scratch.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Okay.
So that puts our grand total.
Oh my God.
What a combo by the way, huh?
Yeah.
That looks the best.
Geez, we actually cooked with this one bro. No, seriously 26,000 buckaroos
I'm happy with this now our kimonos expensive wise match has spamming kimonos
They're good, but if you want a good like actual good pair you're gonna spend at least three four K because I
Mean this is what they look like. I'll show you
Yeah, but they're pattern-dependent and you have to pay more for more red.
So like you're a little past your budget already.
We'd be going up by another couple thousand dollars.
Do you like these though?
Not really.
You know why I like the other ones more because they were gray and the gray mashed the
knife more.
Yeah.
Can you can you copy this again and show it in the same way. Yeah
Yeah, bro, the gray matches the gray, no, no, I really buy but this one
I mean, bro
$26,000
How much is your inventory right now? Is that US or CAD by the way?
American
Freedom dollars so that's gonna be a lot more CAD
Why would it be cat? No one uses okay?
That's
That's thirty five thousand dollars for you
Why did you think we were talking about Canadian?
It didn't really hit me until that last second.
Like, I didn't really hit me.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I mean, $35,000.
Can you send me this?
I think so yeah, I can like it
Really on thanks for the five gifted brother. I appreciate it. That'll go to a good cause
That will almost pay for your off. Yeah, that'll almost pay for my operator. Well, thanks for five gifted. I appreciate it
Well, God bless you. Thank you
Thank you for five gifted, bro
How else could we make this cheaper? I mean, yeah
I mean if there's a way to like is there not a way I guess man, I guess you only love once, right?
I'm lucky thinking how we should make it more because you kind of want lower flip gloves, but I don't know
Yeah
Well, it's how much is your inventory right now?
Let me show you obviously my inventory is worth
I have a pop by the way here my chat that's what they're saying
My inventory is worth... let me see... 35 cents.
Okay, so you could sell that and get the inventory going.
Wait is that 35 American or CAD?
CAD.
So probably about 18 cents USD.
Okay, this might be a problem.
So I came in here, Aero, asking for help, right?
So Aero, I came in here, oh my goodness, yep, my camera's broken.
So I came in here, Aero, let me get this straight, Aero, let me get this straight.
So, I came in here, thinking I was going to spend around $5,000 to $10,000 max, right?
Yeah.
How am I currently at $35,000?
That's on you.
That's on you.
No, no, no.
How am I at $35,000 when I came in here asking for help for $5,000 to $10,000 max?
Well, I tried my best.
I gave you cheaper dopplers.
I gave you good budget ones.
You said, no, I want to be the king of the castle.
I want to get a rupee.
I want to get an emerald.
I even said, OK, if you're going to get a nice knife,
let's just do one pair for both sides.
You said, no, I've been trying to save your money.
You're trying to blow it all away.
I'm trying to save it.
$35,000. All right, let me talk. Let me call my let me call my hey Siri call Johnny sponsor agent
Just to confirm you'd like to call New York life insurance and independence United States
Are you retarded? Hey Siri call Johnny
Calling Johnny
Give me one more. Let me just call my sponsor agent. Maybe you can give me a couple sponsors this month
Okay, I looked at this entire phone number, okay, oh my god, I looked at this entire fucking
Never giving you my phone number. Oh my gosh. Okay. Well, now everyone knows the last thing.
All right. How are you not good at anything, man? Like, what is going on right now?
I don't know. Okay, $35,000. Arrow, how much money would you want to have in your big account
to spend $35,000 Canadian dollars? And be honest with me and be honest with me,
arrow. How much money would you want to have in your bank account if you were going to spend
$35,000 on CSKINs?
100K. Maybe 150.
All right. We'll get the CSKINs.
I mean, aren't you going to buy a house soon? Didn't I hear you talk about that?
Yeah, but now that I'm going to buy CS skins, I'm probably going to have to rent for a year now.
You live in Canada, so that's probably half a year.
You're probably living beyond your means. So yeah, like six months.
Yeah. How many beds is your place? Right now? Yeah, but I don't know if you saw the clip arrow.
Yeah, I'm going to send you something in Discord.
I'm just going to watch you to watch this.
Yeah, here, go here and watch this.
So, I don't know if you know, but these guys bought my house yesterday,
or not yesterday, last month on an open house.
So, yeah, you know.
So that's them looking through the house that they just bought.
Yeah, rewind real quick please. Just rewind to the beginning.
So yeah, these three people, four people,
have purchased my house and I have less than a month to move out and find a new
house.
And I was just, you know, I didn't really, yeah, so I'm currently
almost homeless to be honest to you. I don't know why you're laughing, that's
not funny at all. But yeah, three, four Indians just bought my house and I
I am currently on leave, so I need to find a new one soon.
Yeah, good for them.
I mean, it looks like they're a whole family,
and they'll have, you know,
they have three rooms now that they can use.
Were you using all three of them?
No, no, I was only using one.
Okay, so maybe this is a good thing,
because now you're using that extra money,
you're probably paying like what, 4K, 5K a month?
No, I'm paying like 2,700.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, that's really unlucky then.
That's really cheap.
And that's Canadian.
Yeah.
Damn.
Okay, that's unlucky.
Are they allowed to just kick you out though?
In Canada?
So you gave, there's no,
that was two months ago.
That was two months ago, but yeah.
Are you sure?
Yeah, 100%
Don't you have like a lease or something though? Yeah, my lease is it's done. It's out of year
My see. Okay. Yeah, that's so all right. So you sent me though. You sent me the thing
Yeah, yeah, are you sure you want to buy a CS inventory right now?
Um, I didn't know how dire the situation was well, you know, you only live once, right?
right like you might be living nowhere soon I mean um this is a good inventory
bro I really like this inventory this is a very good inventory I think Arrow you
definitely you definitely helped me build a nice inventory here I'm gonna
have to talk to my finance team can I write any of this off
If you lose money on it, yeah, if you sell it and lose money, okay, cool, I like that.
All right.
Thank you, buddy.
I appreciate you.
And yeah, bro, this is nice.
Thank you.
I'm glad I could help.
No, no, no, you really did.
I'm not going to lie.
The one thing I just don't like is how I came in here with $5,000 with budget
and now at $35,000, but you did pick a really good inventory.
I'm glad I can help.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you, bro.
Have an amazing night, bro.
Sleep well, and thank you for your time.
Hey, sleep well while you still can there.
Yeah.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
and
You got a dog spawns. Let's do so. So can you please lend me some skins so I can buy a good inventory for maybe like
I'm out of skins like I have some lower tier skins. I don't know if you like them to prepare
Like I don't have a flash in Karemba anymore. No, what if I buy the knives, but you set me up with the skins tomorrow?
Like do you have anything to buy the knives for I set you up for the other skins like what if I buy the knives and
Do you have anything that can help with my budget? I'm at $35,000. So let's say you gotta help me, bro
Please $35,000 you gotta help me. There's gonna be something you can I can I can set you up with like
Like I don't know what you want bro like the ones I have the most are knives and gloves
gloves. Like I can give you a nice pair of gloves that's worth like 3,000 but like you
say you don't like them. The spearmen have two of them. Like I don't mind letting you
win. Hey let me see it. The spearmen kind of sound good. Spearmen gloves. Yeah but
I don't have hedge maze at all. Maybe I create one next month like next week bro.
I still, uh, I can't, it, uh, look.
Well, we're spending $35,000.
I came in here looking for help for $5,000 and now I'm at $35,000.
Um, hey, thank you guys all for the tier one subs, by the way.
Say thank y'all so much for the cheer one subs a scroto with the prime. Thank you, bro
Really on the three months. I love you as are as are with the prime. Thank you, bro
Goodie with the prime. Thank you. Ah with the prime. Thank you. Why don't know the cheer one? Thank you
Rohan with the seven months. I love you the pooks with the prime of love you
Thank you very much, but I appreciate y'all
We're gonna ask XQC feel like XQC is the type of person if I ask him
I think he's going to literally spit in my face call me poor and
and buy my fucking house so I'm gonna skip that
uh pretzel with the prime thank you thriller with the prime thank you
alright anyway um moving fun to the plant thank you chat when do we fuck
bro wait remix flow said I can lend you the $35,000 at 10% APR really get the
Fuck out of my chat remix you dumbass fuck out of my job
All right, bro. It's all good chat. You know what we'll do go drop 35k bro, and then what face it level 10
Should we do face it level 10 after Muda use the $35,000 to go to turkey for a nose surgery instead
We that's funny
My nose is a normal size
All right, it's a normal fucking size dumbass
Thank you for the three dollars.
Here you go man, you need it more than I do.
If it ever gets bad enough you can always start selling cheats again lol.
Barat, yeah.
I am this close to breaking everything in my fuckin' room right now, literally three
seconds away.
Let's just play some CS, bro.
Let's see do I even like this game like let's see chat chat. Can you guys are
Seriously though don't dump that much money into skins at once
You know what I might do chat I might literally just end up buying the
Just do the sketch method. What's the sketch method?
What is this bro?
Like, what is this?
What are you sending me?
What does this look like?
I chat currently gaming on my...
Where is a turban? Oh wait, a jubanese.
Is 19...
20 by 1440 a stretch, guys?
Come homeless. I got you a couch to stay broke boy
Why don't you call Drake for a loan?
Wait, that's actually a good idea. Hey Siri FaceTime Drake. I
Don't see a Drake in your content
Food but here in your situation was so sad I will help you out a bit
also if you do the sketch method LMK I will pay what is the sketch method I
don't get it actually is that what is that I heard Natan Yahu is looking for a
roommate
don't look it up is it like a sensitive topic actually I don't know someone
informed me is that she bad because I can mute TTS
Okay, I don't know.
I don't know.
Muda, listen to this song.
It's very good.
Iceman dropped it.
What is this?
Oh, and I already know the song, bro.
Kiss me through the phone.
i am iceman
like I'm actually just gonna lose my fucking mind bro
why are you guys bumping to that bro it's literally
alright bro chat listen it's a sign-by-god if I drop 20 kills this game it is a sign-by-god to
the job thirty five K
by god
I hope you lose this game you bet
bitch, like, uh, don't know what the fuck that is.
Holy shit, your knife is so ugly.
C'mon, c'mon, yo-yo.
Why am I so white? Like, what is happening to my face right now?
Why is it like glittering? Like, like, glistering?
Is there- does anyone know why it's doing that?
What's going on, bro?
Come on.
Mercy underscore Val.
So there's no way this guy didn't say me.
What do you want to do?
Cat to beat.
They're the only one with a shitty knife.
Let's even see if I even like this game, bro.
Let's even see if I like this game, chat.
I don't even like this game, I just want more of them.
I'm back safe, back safe, back safe.
One more, out.
Also everyone's just taking my kill huh?
More than you can get a lot of skins for 5k?
Yeah I don't know how I'm gonna find it.
How did Arrow take me from 5k to fucking 35k?
Oh, you got a guy like how is that even possible just pull up
I
Skins make you play better. I hope so bro. I hope so. I
Mean chat worst comes to worst. Oh shit chat worst comes to worst
Jack, should I just get rid of the red, the red karambit and the red glove and buy, and
by just that one green set, just a green set.
So I hope you guys understand that you are currently watching the best player in the
entire room.
Oh, never mind.
One modern, oneless murder.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know this this game is very
seems very
Flight with the ten viewer raid. Thank you, bro
Chai if you came from that ten viewer raid type me please if you came from that ten viewer raid
Please type me hit face it on the time. I already did
Yo, you guys all did not come from a ten viewer raid that's physically impossible that is physically impossible
What do you guys mean me?
That is literally physically impossible, it's literally impossible.
I don't have instant.
I got it.
I mean would you guys be very very very very nice to please mind your gun
of
one of the
of
life of life of
life of
life of
We see it
So it's harder CS or Val
Where you guys going
Under six where
like I mean this guy literally just
I don't understand that one
could you have a question bro
yeah I was getting there
no no if I say no did I say
if I say no like did I change
if I say no are you gonna call me fake
Yeah, I don't remember you I'm gonna be honest
Are you surprised you're a white one? Yeah, are you grinding?
Yeah, I mean, someone offered me $100,000 if I could hit face at level 10 in 3 days
J, am I like a... what's the word when you just lie for no reason chat?
What's the word that you just lie for no reason? What's the word called?
In lighter
The watch with the lighter
like how how man how what the fuck how how go how shut them six times the
fucking dick how's not dead if I told you guys two truths and a lie okay I
I want to get a ticket. I want to get two lives in a truth. I want to get some. I have a million dollars in the bank
My nose is small
I'm straight
All three are lies
okay
chat can i be honest
guys i'm straight bro why why do you guys not think i'm straight like what
one's cat
I'm only about
We're cancelling
They're gonna link up some bombs
They're gonna get the bomb
Right there, they're in there
A lot of blood, brother bro
Like, fuck this fucking mixb-
Just one con
Like cool. Do I need to have more confidence?
Chat, if I watch Donk, will that make me play better if I watch Donk?
Maybe watching Donk will make me play better, bro, like honestly.
Cause I don't... Donk... Donk...
Please... Donk, please CS go.
See.
See, actually I'm getting... I'm getting a...
I'm getting a... What's that word called? Chat?
I'm getting a... Not PTSD. What's the other word?
I'm getting deja vu. I'm pretty sure I did this last time. I watched 3 minutes and 30 seconds of this video
Went back to see us go to try to play better and I played worse
Let's see
I'm gonna copy a sense to chat. Does anyone here know what donk senses?
Oh, I know, uh, nothing.
Yeah, let me up my sense, let me find up my sense of the game.
They're gonna molly again, it's fine, it's fine.
Holy shit, this game got loud.
Okay, one stair.
Off-light.
Mollying stair.
Mollying under, mollying under.
Okay, good one.
One two eighty four.
ECT.
Dude, top stair.
Like, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand.
I don't understand, bro, I don't understand, I swear to God, I don't...
We'll log in on this thing on my life. I don't understand
So I asked God for a sign if I should buy those thirty five thousand dollars worth of skins
Can someone tell me why I'm going one at six right now?
Oh
Boy, I swear. Why do I feel like I'll play better five skins also
He's out why
Fucking wonder
I
Know what it is bro. Hey, you know what it is. You know what it is. You know what it is
I think I don't have any confidence
So how do I build confidence?
One in seven Kevin from Windsor.
Like so he whips on him, but me I instantly die.
really why are you guys making fun of me bro okay yes I live in Windsor
Ontario bro what's wrong with that it's a good city it's not that bad bro
it's not even bad it's not a bad show bro
what y'all understand y'all understand I used to literally like back in the
When I wasn't a Burger King worker or a streamer. I used to flip dough bro on streets, bro
But I used to do that to help to help pay for
to help pay for
My family bro, you know put food on the table
And when I mean by flip dough, I mean selling cheats
It's gonna be relatively up to be all right guys. I'm tired of this shit, bro. I'm gonna play better. I'm gonna play better
my name is doc
he's not going to be under bro, he's not going to be under
I haven't even seen anybody
I'm only a bit
he's taking me cat, you're getting right should be clear
they're hiding me man
what the fuck
I'm on the dies, I'm on the dies
I'm on the dies, I'm on the dies, you fucking serious
How the fuck do how am I the one that dies? There was three three three how the fuck am I the one that dies?
You know this fucking game
Check this is the exact reason this is the exact reason this is the exact reason why I hate this game
Let me tell you guys why I'm telling you goodbye because these guys have been playing this game since I was three years old
I'm 21 years old these guys have these guys have 20 years on me 20 years
How am I supposed to beat people that have been pen-skipped for 20 years?
I mean, guys, we need to lock in, bro. You guys gotta lock in. We gotta play upstairs.
I heard that note.
I'm gonna play behind the box here
Flash it again, flash it
Let's go!
It was locked in, it was locked in
It was just confidence
chat it was just confidence that's all it was well I needed one good round I
needed one good round that's it I needed one good round that's literally all I
needed was just one good round yeah I got you yeah I got you don't worry let
me buy you smoking CT
Um
Somebody clubbed
come on just bro all right put along
I
I
Ironic says you says you I'm on a guys both stop bro. Bro. Y'all act like I cheated like
yesterday or a month ago or a week ago bro I saw my shit it was literally six
years ago
dumbass you cheated six months ago no I didn't fuck I had COVID check that was
Rory bro that was it bro chat that was Rory that wasn't Muda that was Rory
Fucking big difference though
I'm so
How do they know exactly where I am like why don't they think that I like kept walking down there
How do they know that I'm exactly there holding?
Holy pimple it's a pimple patch, bro. It's a pimple patch the fuck I play window
I don't know man, I mean, like do we have to hop on Rocket League Chat?
Like I don't understand, bro.
6-11, I'm not even doing that bad chat.
Maybe it's just a team diff, bro.
Chad is it a team diff?
He body blocked me again
Don't even ask what I'll do to you, bro
Skilling cat
Okay
That won't do you
Am I versing LeBron James?
Why how is he shooting the jump?
Is there even a point to buy skins if this is what's happening to me bro?
Is there even a point?
Move it son
You were coming cat
Shot this is all for you
This is for everyone that believed in me bro. That's genuinely on that. Yeah, it's friendly believe
cap
ones on the pillar
I'm good, I'm good.
That's all.
If this guy, if I hear this Russian soundboard play in my ears one more time after he gets a clutch found on us,
my entire fucking arm is going through my monitor, do you guys understand?
Yo, can you guys wake the fuck up, bro, please?
All right, I know I'm playing like ass all of us are playing like ass
Let's all as a team start playing better. All right, let's go team on three one two three
Bar
Well easily right
is a better game fuck Val, I'm just ass at this game so I have to cope like a little
pussy but I'm gonna be FUCK FUCK FUCK
What are the chances this PRVSLVTAPOK guy is cheating or smurfing?
I swear this game seems fun chat this game is actually fun if you're probably playing good I'm not gonna lie
This is the AK skin I'm going to buy chat, it's not a bad skin though.
I
Man
I need your quad, I need your quad right here, okay.
GG's guys, it's a pleasure to play with you bro, I'll let you just, I don't even know.
Check to replay one more?
Check to replay one more?
My god
So that's a warm-up game. No buy skins
No, I regardless have to do that off stream
I have to figure out CS flow because I have no idea how CS flow works and then I have to find the right
What's the thing called float for all the skins like me and arrow have to call off stream and get to buy them
Offstream, but that's gonna take time
Um, here's the fathom chat or no
Wait chat horror game or one more one more in the horror game chat one more and then a horror game or
Chat one more and then a horror game
One more and then a horror game okay, but it's been one more than fierce the fathom
Oh, let's see chat. I think our last fear the fat fear our last fears the fathom our last fears the fathom episode is
Woodbury getaway
Good evening Vermont. This is your host on wkwb as we embrace the first snowfall of the season
There's nothing like a perfect song to set the mood. So here's a track that'll make you feel right at home
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Chot, this is gonna be so cinema bro, bro. Yo, you guys are in for a cozy stream, bro
After this stream, hello, XQC waiting room
Who said that, bro?
Yeah, who said that, bro?
Who said that, bro?
No, chat, seriously, though, I actually can't wait, bro, because that fears the final episode
is probably going to be good.
X isn't going to get on tonight.
Instead of you guys all just waiting bro, let me call XQC and just see if he's gonna get
on today.
Hey Siri FaceTime XQC.
Just to confirm, you'd like to FaceTime QBELT?
Hey Siri FaceTime Felix.
I don't see a Felix in your contacts.
Who do you want to FaceTime?
I'm gonna get some water, and we're back.
Turn the shit off, I swear to god if that fucking plays one more time between you.
Alright chat, I'll be back, give me one second.
Give me one second bro.
Alright, that's it.
I'm back.
I'm on it.
Why am I just leaking my entire code?
What the fuck?
What is the best chocolate bar that you like?
Go, chat.
I went to Berlin, Germany for like three weeks to get like rank one in Valera and EU a couple
months ago and I bought like 10 bars of Milka chocolates.
Have you ever had Milka from EU?
It does not count if you had it in US.
You have to buy it from EU or like the duty free airports.
Have you ever had Milko from like Duty Free and stuff like that bro?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Muda, did you buy Iceman Shockley?
Alright, alright.
Why are you guys spamming Iceman?
Noo, that wasn't me.
Why are you guys spamming Iceman?
I'm dead.
Did you guys make an Iceman Emo?
Oh my god, what is this shitty ass emote?
Bro.
Yo.
We don't want to go A, B, C, or D.
We have a B spawn, but that never works out, there's always a dude with the dualies.
It's all right, I'll kill me! I'll kill me! I'll kill me. I'll kill me. I'll kill me. Stick to your gut! Stick to your gut!
Stick to your gut, guys! In today's episode...
stick to your gut, bro.
Gotta be quick.
Do I dare say we do it again?
I might drop it down chat and only buy a green loadout instead of like a red loadout.
I don't know about 35kms a lot and then chat if we want more we'll just buy more like down the road, you know
No, my bad
No, okay, so every time I get a clip clip does not mean you have to spam sus in the chat, bro
No, you guys got the spam sus every time I had a nice clip bro. I'm not cheating
I'm not cheating though. I'm not cheating
Can you help us Ninja?
I think so.
Yeah, I'd say.
Yeah.
Woohoo! Rob, little girl! Rob!
Wait, was your point 0-1?
Mm-hmm.
I'm pointing to the...
Hey, I mean...
Shit didn't happen, so...
So cross the...
Okay.
I'm on the right
I'm on B
I'm on B
I'm on B
Are they not gonna be here at all?
What the fuck?
Why is there no one?
Oh, they're playing exits aren't they? They're playing exits, huh?
Check do I survive if I stay here check do I survive I say here yes or no
No squins squins skins. Yeah, I know bro. I'm gonna buy skin soon bro soon soon soon soon
So what do you guys mean those kids?
I'm not us
I am not
There's a third on corner somewhere
Flashing, flashing dyno, flashing dyno.
Motherfucker flashed the birds.
I
Yeah, they're so weird
Yeah, they're so weird
What? I thought I smoked it! I smoked it! Did I not?
I have to hide it by now dying
Oh my god
That's not even 12
Bro what the fuck bro
What the fuck bro
What the fuck
Bro what the fuck bro
Cheater vs. Cheater
I had a date at 10 o'clock, but I just like streamed instead and then didn't tell her either
So now she's probably waiting on me, but she's not getting a response on me because I'm streaming
Why are you guys saying date question mark a lollicap?
Kind of sauce
Who's the lucky guy? What do you mean who's the lucky guy?
Okay, I was capping but anyway, why would you guys even assume that I wasn't capping? What if I actually had a date?
What if I actually had a date?
Don't stop
On corner he's tagged
fuck is up there for like I just have full people died up there bro I'm scared
bro like I'm not going up there they got two ops now listen if that's two ops
we smoke out B and we just jump through B with flashes and shit you know
Hey, look at my spawn, look at my spawn.
You know?
Yeah, I do.
Well, to be fair, we actually have a better A spawn, bro.
Should we just go A?
Not long, though.
Yeah, long is going to be rough.
Oh, she's going to be.
I have smoke lineups for CT, Khan, and Forensics here.
We're soaking, soaking friends on the sea.
All the time now!
Oh, indeed, gawd.
Chopper.
Like, uh, uh,
double grenades.
Like, how does one even think
About double grenades
How does one think of double guns is that normal?
Was that normal I don't understand was that normal is that a normal thing they do?
Blocked that block nose sucked up the grenades
Grenades walking on to your big nose
I
I'm going to the-
Hey CJ!
Oh, I just bit the bullet.
I got a shot.
I missed her at the step, not bad.
I felt good bro, I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I t- I t- fuck me, man...
Why do I stutter so much?
I don't understand.
How do I stop stuttering?
Genuinely, how do I stop stuttering?
Actually, I'm so stupid, I don't understand.
read books bro chat I can't remember the last time I actually read a book it's so fucked
I already bought you, I already bought you, I already bought you, I already bought you,
I already bought you.
Okay we can't go long because they just have ops posted, right?
I think we smoke and split cat.
Does anyone have a smoke?
Does anyone have a smoke lineup?
Oh, I'm gonna do the same thing.
Oh, I'm gonna do the same.
I'm gonna do the same thing.
I
Can't
What happened to me?
What happened to me?
Stop saying sus!
Well, that was a good shot, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Come on, this feels good, bro!
Cheater alarm going off.
Yo, do the same thing guys,
let's literally just keep doing the same thing
cause if it's not broken, don't fix it, bro.
All right, let's not break it in the face.
Move it, move it.
Move it, move it, move it.
Okay, wait. Okay, then go long, go long, go long, go long, go long, go long, go long.
one collateral just one collateral that's it
all the ones mid mid and on site mid and on site one on mid one site
it could be long it could be long bro behind me bro please yes bro please oh my god he's long
flashing flashing
Just hold him at the out, bro. Just hold him at the out.
Yep, just like this, bro.
Don't die, don't die, don't die.
What are you aiming at? Fucking cock level?
Oh my god.
Civil Law Heap, Civil Law Heap, Civil Law Heap!
Alright. Alright, alright, alright.
So, here's the 5 of them after this. I'm looking kinda excited.
Kinda excited, bro. Kinda excited. Kinda excited, bro. Kinda excited.
Check, should I really drop $35,000 in this game, bro?
If I, like, barely play it?
If I, like, barely play it?
Like what's the reasonable amount of money to drop on the game chat?
the
drug as a matter of
I'm planting.
Oh, my god.
The bomb has been planted.
Okay.
There's a mountain here.
5 to 10 K max.
Thank you.
Yeah, Loki. Yeah, bro. Yeah, I know, bro. You can get a very good image for 10k USD with
two sets. The thing is, bro, is I get greedy and I want like dopplers, bro. Like I want
like Dopplers and like really nice Karambits and shit.
No, please bro. Leave, leave, leave, leave. Just go, just go away.
I
Think still
To me
What?
Mura, did you see what Ubisoft said about you on Twitter?
Zed sent it.
What is this?
What is this?
Fucking bitch.
You're such a fucking pussy.
bitch you're such a fucking pussy
did you open those gloves yourself
no
yeah i just trained in violence
there's gloves in the city
this is me
i also like your slate craft
thank you
did you put those stickers
or do you buy it like that
yeah the stickers it
bro you're so easy L
I don't expect a fucking jumpscare, bro
I'm so fucking, oh my god.
Ah fuck.
You're such a pussy, I know I am.
I know I am.
I know I am.
I know I am.
Why do I play like that, bro?
Like I literally just need to-
UUGH
Like I just need to fucking-
UUGH
Like I literally just need to-
That's what I am, bro. I'm rich, I'm pussy-
It's all like-
UUGH
I'm so tired of this shit.
I'm tired. I'm tired.
I'm rich.
Yeah, bro.
Chat was better the Superlayer or the Viper, by the way.
I was thinking
I was thinking of buying any mouse. I don't know what to buy the super strike or this one or like the Vyper V4
What are you doing?
Terrorists win.
I digged one of them when I was just trying to shoot through that smoke throw through the secret door.
The thing is, I don't know if I should get the super strike or just stay with the super light too.
Or get the viper.
I actually don't know.
I don't know what my grip is, bro.
right side too
i might just stay
Super Strike is a game changer?
Really?
You guys know what's weird bro?
I have the Wootting keyboard but I have it on 1mm anyway.
Like I don't like having it on 0.1mm bro.
Like literally I have it on default keyboard.
I don't like how it's super sensitive and super easy to touch, I hate that shit.
I fucking hate it, I play worse.
Wait, I have 16 kills?
What the fuck?
That suspicion would be a lurker, but he came so fucking lit.
Really?
I'm cat.
Cat, cat.
I'll be brown no
Don't we're gonna lose this game see I'm gone
We're not gonna lose this right
Right
What's the door do you have the booting chat
Offing off
Where are they where they a side to us up
Check who sees who first in this angle.
Oh my god.
Oh my god bro.
Yo, stop saying sus after every kill, let's not have it worse.
Should I order a pizza?
Should I order a pizza?
I don't know, man.
Pizza at 10pm, I know I'm a 5-ass pro.
One more mid, two mid, one more mid, two mid
I'm sure it's dead.
Nice job.
Did you hear that?
No, no.
I
Said 25 kills right I said 25 kills and I'll get a $35,000 inventory red chat
guys please if you've been playing be play be continue to play me
Oh my god! Just look around please!
Nice bro, this shit. Up on the stairs.
Yeah, please, please, it's your loss.
I
Mean Jeff I spent $35,000 for a skin inventory I could always just I can always just sell it again right yeah
Yeah, but you shouldn't there's no point
What the f...
One long door.
Chat if you're listening to my voice.
Welcome.
Long.
Maybe cat.
Oh, it's going fire.
Is that lower?
Yeah, I heard one lower.
What the fuck is this guy?
What the fuck?
No, it's cat.
Cat, one cat.
Still cat, one cat.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
It's gonna be eight.
It's gonna be eight.
It's gonna be eight.
It's gonna be eight.
It's gonna be eight.
It's gonna be eight.
It's gonna be A, it's gonna end A, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A, it's gonna be A
One more, one more cat, one more mid
All cat, all cat, all cat
One spawn, one spawn, one cat
I don't know if you can cross
See?
Nice
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat
There's no time, there's no time.
There's only flashback.
Cat's not even a call on this map or are you brain dead?
Are you stupid?
This is Cat right here, no?
Is it a message?
It's short?
Are you going live?
Cat or short?
You're going mid or long me
Careful here below
I
Look that job because I fucking see a bunch of
Please, we got our next shorted out.
Alright, GGs, we're fucking one.
Holy shit, 24 kills? That actually could have been my best game right there, chat.
Alright.
Fierce the Fathom?
Are we really gonna do Fierce the Fathom, chat?
Oh my goodness.
Alright, chat, listen bro, this is the last...
This is the last Fierce the Fathom episode that we have, bro.
So, let's enjoy it bro. Let's really enjoy it chat. Let's enjoy it bro. Let's enjoy it man.
Because holy guacamole bro. Holy guacamole chat. Holy guacamole.
What's it called? Fears to fathom. Woodbury getaway.
would be a first time enjoying anything on a mooda stream
boggles can you get the fuck off of my stream before I literally ban you bro
you rage made me every day bro every day now chat seriously can I be honest bro
and can we go to like a serious note bro chat what would you guys rate me on
a skill of one to ten
I don't chat some of my t- am I boarding all my fucking gu-
Just the headset that right just the headset that right
Just the headset that right
All right, chat
I
Shot ready woodbury get away bro fist the father woodbury get away
All right, bro
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, shhh.
Cool.
Chat, by the way, is uh, is uh, chat, what's that one game called?
Alien Isolation.
Chat, is Alien Isolation gonna be a good game?
Cause I think that's gonna be my next horror game that I'm gonna play.
Oh, shit.
Needed to get coffee.
Oh, hell no.
Check, can you guys make espresso or coffee more?
It needed water.
I've never made a cup of coffee in my life, so excuse me if I don't know how to make
a cup of coffee.
Chah, how do I get water?
Chah, recently I used- I- Chah, I used to get, um...
Chah, I used to get, uh...
Salted caramel cream cold brew by- from Starbucks.
But now I get, uh, ice latte.
Yeah, I just get a grande iced latte now, Loki.
chat do you guys like a slot is we're like 90% of it is milk and then they
put like two shots of espresso so you're a female what does that mean about just
cuz I like my ice latte is no come on where uh well I mean I don't know where's
Where's the lid, bro?
Oh.
Needed to use the restroom.
Oh
My girl in this episode chat even though I'm a guy bro. I'm not gonna lie. I
who's outside check even though I'm a guy I still sit down to pee bro I'm not gonna
a lot.
Whoa man, sorry, they didn't know anyone was in here.
What are you fucking?
You almost gave me a heart attack. I'm so sorry it should have not before I came in
But there's no one usually ever in here this late. You should have not again. I'm sorry as you do not ever little frustrated tonight
I must have slipped my mind
What do you mean frustrated? Someone keeps throwing coffee cups on the floor. It's all over the office. It's been happening for weeks
I just threw my shit on the ground I'm not even gonna lie. Uh, yeah, that's really rude
Well, I need to get back to it. Don't want to be here all night picking up coffee cups. Have a good night.
Hmm
Man fuck this shit, bro
Who is calling this late, bro?
Hello?
Hey, Orp, it's Mike.
Hey, Mike.
I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours. It just keeps going to voicemail. Is everything all right?
Yeah, bro
My phone's been acting up lately my battery dies at the worst times
So I'm a girl and I've been and I'm trying to dodge Mike's phone calls basically
What's a better excuse, chat? My phone's been acting up lately or my battery dies at the worst time. Probably my worst times.
Oh snap, I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me.
No.
I'm just kidding. Anyway, what are you still doing at work? Getting kind of late.
So, uh, just for a little time.
in the city, maybe I could pick you up and ride together. It'd be nice to catch up.
You know, save on gas and relive the good old days. Just a little bit of Mike and Sydney time
before Nora gets there. Uh, sure. Great. Uh, I guess I'll let you get back to work then.
Oh, uh, wait, one more thing. When you book the rental, please make sure to keep it under
a hundred dollars a night so this guy's broke second of all um his XP bar is low
as fuck third of all I don't like this guy at all because my girl keeps dodging
him fourth of all dude what is good about Mike I don't want to hang out with
Mike bro Nora and I were talking and she's been on a pretty tight budget things
haven't been going very well for her Chad if you were a girl and Mike wants to
hang out with you or are you hanging out with Mike yes or no?
Sure I'll find something affordable. It'll be just like the old college days.
You always had a knack for fun in the best spot. I should really make the
Bucky now my right right of course sorry for yapping. I'm just excited I guess all right talk to you later harp
Gosh that motherfucker is so annoying
All right
beautiful beautiful beautiful nice so we're going to literally the worst one with the
least amount of reviews. This shit has two reviews, bro. Two! POV Muda after spending
$35,000 in CS. What were the reviews? Oh, God.
Hey, I'm assuming you get hundreds if not thousands of stories set daily.
So I'll give you a basic rundown of something that happened to me.
I'm sorry if some of it is written down weird but I was rushed.
When I was in my early 20s I wrote at a big consulting firm in my city.
Life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadlines, client meetings and trying to
prove my worth. Which didn't leave room for leisure, let alone a social life.
The job paid well, sure, but at the expense of my own mental peace. I'm Sidney Harper,
and this story takes place during one of those days. One of my college friends, Mike, suggested
that we take a weekend getaway to rural Vermont. Chad, do you think Sidney and Mike used to
the fuck in this story before the story?
Do you guys think a guy and a girl can be friends?
Without, like, tension?
I don't know, I don't really have any girl friends, I'm gonna be honest.
And my other friend Nora was quick to jump on board as well.
The plan was simple.
We rent a small cabin, close our ship early on Friday, leave, and be back on Monday.
Mike came to pick me up.
days later.
Afternoon, quite chilly today.
I've seen you around when I've had a chance here to lose myself.
I'm Gale.
I'm sitting next to me chewing.
You're on the 10th floor, right? I'm on the 8th. How do you know? I've just seen you a few times getting off at the 10th floor when I'm home. What?
What do you do for work? I'm a software engineer. How can I get something from downtown? Oh, I see.
Anyways, I hope you have a great rest of your day. I need to get groceries before the snow strikes. You too.
Pulling into the garage now are you downstairs yet?
Chat this this Mike this Michael guy better look good, bro. If this Michael guy looks like a fucking
Is this high-fives
This literally looks like high-fives
That's still how you hug people why don't you hug me like you miss me
You look good
So do you like you can just throw yourself in the back and we'll get on our way
They definitely used to fuck.
Or this guy has really big like...
A really big crush.
Alright, then, Harp, are you ready to hit the rock?
Yes, let's do this!
Definitely wants to crack.
4.26pm.
It was starting to snow
Holy fucking driver, bro
Harp isn't it weird we used to dream about escaping our college and now we're here
Trying to escape from the life we wanted to live
Funny that works change is just hard
Trying to adjust to the new job chat
You know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, you know?
Yeah, we often, you know, stress about the smaller things in life.
When you have bigger things to stress about.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know where I'm going with this, but let's play the game.
Speaking of jobs, how's it going so far?
We're working on this project that uses machine learning to predict the market trends. It's pretty cut edge stuff
It's really 5.5 and I haven't recently come to this. I just want to check it and make sure everything is okay
Harp you ever miss college fuck no I
Guess the only good thing that came out of the college was us
Why is there a school bus here?
Is that a school bus?
There's a school bus.
The roads near Woodbury can be a little dangerous if you're not around that area.
Or if you're not from that area, please let me know when you arrive. Thanks, Rick
This was actually a gift from my co-worker Ricky what the fuck oh
Snap that was close I
Read on the internet and a native American lore seeing a deer crossing your path is like getting a message from the universe
Chad, is that true?
Chad, what's your favorite animal?
How far is it now? Should be about an hour and a half from here.
You know, driving through the snow kind of feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic space.
Michael, you don't shut your bitch ass up.
Look at the way the snowflakes swirl around the headlights.
It's like the stars and galaxies rushing past us.
This guy's trying to make the most...
This guy's trying to be so romantic, Michael. Chill out, bro.
chill out bro I just enjoy the road bro
hey uh ZAPE with the five viewer raid bro I appreciate that chat if you just
came from ZAPE chat if you just came from ZAPE please drop a mean
Yo harp, check that out.
Pizza!
Check, didn't I say I wanted pizza?
Oh my god.
You know, Harp, I'm gonna tell you these new GPS systems or something else, this pizza
is exactly where it appeared on my GPS.
No, no shit.
I'm so hungry, I think I can eat a whole pizza myself.
Alright then, Harp, Operation Pizza Pitch Stop is a go prepared to land.
I actually am in the mood for some pizza, bro. I wanted to lie.
Come on in, heart.
What the fuck?!
How's the weather out there, Phil?
Oh, it's so cold out here, I can't feel my hands.
The studio should have really brought some snow gear instead of buying that new coffee machine.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
You can have some coffee when you get back to the studio.
Jerry, you cannot be serious.
You know my doctor said not to drink any caffeine.
Sounds like someone's having a bad day.
Maybe you should cool off.
evening folks looks like the cold got everyone craving pizza tonight you find
folks know what you want to eat we'll get three slices each I'll go with
pepperoni cheese and a veggie chat what do we want cheese margarita most
special pepperoni or veggie.
Whichever you want.
Alright, what's your second slice? I'll take...
I'll take veggie.
Third?
Cheese.
Any drinks for you folks?
That should cover us.
Just the pizza today.
What if I wanted drinks, bro?
Alright then, 6 hot slices coming right up. That'll be 2250.
And I'm gonna be the one that pays!
long sniff it smells so good in here
I
What the fuck
It's about the only thing keeping the lights off.
I hate to leave so late, but I gotta keep this happy.
I'll have this logo done before you know it, and be on my way.
Wait, is that actually Lily Pichu?
Oh, I see guards are going to hate me.
Is that actually Lily Pichu?
Oh shit.
Holy shit, but who's out sues behind me eating right now?
Yo, that Saikudo shit was also crazy by the way.
Chat, you got- Yo, why is this guy staring into my soul, bro?
Did you listen to Nora's voice message in the group?
Yeah, I just saw it looks like she'll be late.
It's a bummer.
I guess we'll have to start the fun without her.
What can we do?
Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
Yo, this guy's horny, bro.
Alright, oh, thank you.
Oh, damn, this pizza slaps.
I can't believe Nora is missing on this bomb-ass pizza.
Damn, Harp, you actually eat the crust?
It's kinda wasteful.
Chat, do you guys eat the crust?
I'm not gonna lie, I eat the crust.
What's wrong with eating the crust?
Love the crust actually
Low-key though when I used to grow up and I was young. Yes, I wouldn't eat the crust like when I was like
Ten years old. I wouldn't eat the crust but like now I love it. I think it's just the best part I
Guess but you wouldn't really eat the peel of an orange would you you're retarded
Shut the fuck up brother eat my pizza
Hey there, my friends. Hello there. I saw y'all pulling, driving that nice old truck.
Uh, okay. Not to be a bother, but I was heading out of town down the road myself. Seems like
we might be going the same direction y'all mind if I hitch a ride with you
just heading where the road takes me I'm a bit off in an adventure just hiking
the trails no no are you kidding me have you seen the snow up there you want me
walking down the road in this freezing weather I'm sorry you ain't too kind are
you excuse you motherfucker
well that was weird he didn't even order anything
Yo, how fucking fat like bro, why do you why is she eating the pizza like this?
That pizza was the perfect fuel for the last leg of our trip
Chut how uh how
Alright are you ready? Yes, you need to use Heart Bladers also if you want to jump in
the park. Take a break while I drive. I'm afraid of a kind of break they're going
to give me hug. You need to use a big deal of fire in this one condition. I get first
choice of bedrooms, when or if we get there. Whatever.
Check, do you guys like cars, sedans or sorry like SUVs,
cars or uh trucks yeah he does want to hit bad bro not fly
this is your host on wkwb your hometown station bringing you the best teams to form your hearts
on this chilly night as we embrace the first snowfall
Holy, these roads are terrible!
It's a cop!
Why are you doing that?
I
Motherfuckers out here just beeping for no reason bro. I wasn't anywhere near you
Why is he giving me this music?
How do I know if I'm going the right way?
Chah, how do I know if I'm going the right way?
And why is he looking at me like that, bro?
Oh, it's right here.
Chah, this was it, right?
Here we are! My legs fell asleep one second. It was a very cold night.
The door was locked, had to get the key from the lock box.
5176.
What a gate place I knew we could count on him.
He smells so nice to me.
Right, but when I really need to hit the jaw, while I'm gone, can you put these groceries
away
Yo, what is this ex dispensable special music?
long drive and all that pizza really didn't number on me
no worries anyway this place is crazy nice it's got that rustic charm you just
don't see anymore it's cute can go ahead I'll start unpacking our bags if you go
ahead and what what it's what does she say
The smell alone told me pizza had really done a number on my... you.
Chad, did you guys wash your hands after peeing?
You feeling better after the drive?
Much better.
Sorry to check out the place sounds good
Nice to know storage unit
Who the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you?
Welcome to my home sweet home what a lovely young couple we're just friends
oopsie daisy silly me wouldn't expect anyone to be here oh I was out looking for
my cat earlier and I remember the TV has been on the fritz here just thought I'd
stop by and try to get it working again the last few folks left a bad word on it
either they stay true to your guests like family my family doesn't go without
TV
Speaking of that, now that you folks are here, let me show you around my sweet home.
I'd be a valid owner if I didn't.
Uh, is that Epstein?
Well, fucker, they added Epstein in this game, bro.
What the fuck?
Here's your shower that'll make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle.
Oh, this thing doesn't work, unfortunately.
Not to worry, I'll get it fixed for you real soon.
Let me show you the other bathroom now.
Better.
Look hard to show as a nice-ass view.
Wait till I show you the deck.
me now please holy smokes this is incredible you back the fuck up off me bro
this is one of my favorite spots that you know the creek is beautiful it's a
great spot for fishing too. Why is he so close? Alright folks, let's head back in
before I catch a cold here. Uh, brother, can you give, like, can you stop fucking looking at me?
Can you give us some space, bro? Like, can you leave? Like, I rented this place out for us,
not you, bro. Here's the storage room. If you need anything, it'll all be here. Thanks.
Alright, folks, let's head downstairs now.
Are you coming, mess?
Holy fuck.
I already see you stocked up the fridge with some tasty food, you see the knob, turn the
knob for more cooling.
But why not a work of fridge, bro?
Like, well, like, I, like...
Why are you taking us down to this basement?
Um, nothing to worry about down here, just a water heater and some old storage stuff.
If it ever stops working, just hit the blind at the bottom.
The pilot light will fire up and you will be right back in business.
We'll find this room.
Hey sir, what's the deal with this room over here?
Nothing you too need to concern yourselves with.
Okay, well, I was just curious. Let's move on. The fuck's behind here? What is behind here?
Did I mention? Well, no, maybe I ought to keep it to myself. The fella I bought this house
from while told me his mother died down here. Some guest I reported hearing voices at night
said they could hear something shuffling around down here. Had to scare you folks but if I were
you I really wouldn't step down here. Yo you gotta back the fuck up buddy. You are literally
on my face bro y'all you gotta chill out bro. He he he he he. That looks on your
faces. You are so ugly bro. At this point my creep meter was quietly pinging at around
six out of ten. Alright folks, snow is starting to pick up. I'm gonna hit the road. Thanks
bro. Now get the fuck out of here bro. By the way, what was the name on the booking?
I must be getting old. Sydney. Sydney that's right. My pretty name for a pretty girl.
Get the fuck out of my house!
Is it just me or is that dude weird? Bro, weird. Very weird.
I'm gonna go take a quick shower. I'll find something to watch while you're in there.
Let me know if it feels like you're under a waterfall.
And well, I mean go anymore.
Why does he live behind us?
I don't like that.
I can't go anymore and he lives directly behind us.
I don't like this guy.
There's something weird about this guy.
I don't like it.
Alright, Chai, I'm gonna go shower, okay?
So I'm gonna go shower no peeking no peeking okay
Holy fucking sword. Check this out, I found a fishing rod in the set. Now that you've
mentioned it, that would be a pretty epic addition to the trick. Let's do it. Follow
me fishing so you know I've never been fishing in my life so who here has been
fishing is it fun to fish
Do you want to grab the rope?
Yo, BACK YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM ME!
First things first, we need to write bait.
this bait for information for more.
What do we want to catch?
How are we going to grab a fucking shark though?
I hope the carp won't...
Well it's pretty peaceful.
Checked the only time I ever went fishing was in Minecraft.
Oh, my bait's bad.
What is it, I don't get it.
Oh, corp or carp?
Okay, bro fine wait isn't that his house
I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but it's a good idea.
I think it's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
It's a good idea.
Fuck.
Oh, there's someone back there.
Chad, is that the dude from earlier in the pizza place?
What the fuck?
Goldfish.
Something's not right, chat.
something's not right chat
something's not right chat
why are they linking up bro?
licking up and why does this guy live right behind the house? I don't know.
Someone just dropped my address in the chat.
I don't understand bro. How do you guys even have that?
Let's do it
You guys knew where I live bro y'all wouldn't do anything weird right?
Right
De-gloved Hello Mooda, Waggon.
If I was in Windsor, you'd legit become Swiss cheese, what the fuck?
So I chop.
Quick little uh, alright let's go.
While I'm cleaning the fish, do you mind prepping the marinade?
Uh, sure.
Ginger paste, cooking oil, black pepper, salt, Italian seasoning, and paprika.
I mean, is anything right, like, is anything right?
Where would all of the oil be?
Do you mind throwing the fish in the marinade sauce? Yes
This actually makes me the mood for fish chop
Now add could you add the veggies?
Well like you really do do a good scene
Those carp aren't gonna taste amazing. I agree, bro
While we wait for it to cook chat, would you ever have salmon or?
Chop, would you guys are that have salmon or steak while we wait for it to cook?
How about we play some board games? I saw some in the living room. Which one?
Just grab whatever catches your eye. You can't wait to see what you pick
What's that? Should we play Ouija?
What's that? Is that a Ouija board? Molly told me she contacted her dead grandma through
Every one of these boards might pass.
I can't stand her spiritual bullshit.
Hey, remember how the dude was acting weird in the basement?
What if we tried it down there?
Why would we think that's a good idea?
Watch out for the spiders down here.
You know what will make this a bit spookier?
Just turn off all the lights. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes I do.
Alright then you go first.
Do you want us to leave? Can you see us? Are there any spirits that want to...
I want to...
Okay, I got one too, go.
How's the afterlife treating you, buddy?
Do you live in this house?
What is it spelling?
Come on buddy, give us a sign, let us know you're here.
M.G.J.
Uh...
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
You're a bitch!
You're a bitch! I'm God, you're a bitch!
I'm God, you're a bitch! I'm God, you're a bitch!
You're a pussy! You left me down there!
I'm a girl! What is wrong with you?!
There's some freaky shit going on down there, Harp.
The weird part is that you fucking ditched me.
What the hell, Harp?
I figured you would move your ass, too.
would have been nice if you checked Michael have you ever heard of fight or
flight you're pussy bro shut up whatever
well why did this game make me so hungry bro like I'm starving like look at
beautiful salmon. Sure. Do you want to watch and eat? Of course I do. Can you guys eat without
using like your phone or like shit like that? I think my brain is fried. I have to like eat
and watch something. Cooking with Jeffrey. I'm Jeffrey and today we will be cooking us.
Asparagus chocolate cake with the spoonful of mayonnaise.
This delicacy is very popular from India
where mayonnaise flows down the rivers
like a mayonnaise water park.
So first we are gonna prepare the asparagus.
Season these with a lot of salt.
Salt is good for the bones.
After letting these simmer in the salt bath, we can start making the chocoboos.
Take a couple cocoa beans.
Ah, yes, the cocoa beans.
There's just a small eater, Michael.
Blend it into the sauce with a little bit of vinegar.
That was a damn good food.
It's twice as good since we caught the fish ourselves.
We make a great team, Ark.
I didn't check my emails real quick, left my laptop upstairs.
I thought we were taking a break from work.
It's not work.
It's just waiting on shipment because of my UDS.
That is work.
I'll be right back.
I'll do the dishes and sell that.
Shut up, I'm hungry, bro.
We gotta inject it with a little anesthesia.
Well, this house gives me like some weird vibes, bro.
I think there's someone under my bed. Can you come upstairs?
Don't make sounds. Walk slow.
I swear to God, if I was a girl and there was a man upstairs and he said there was someone
under his bed, woe-law he, I'm getting in the car, calling 911 and leaving.
I'm sorry.
I don't care, bro.
He ditched me when I was downstairs.
We're running a jumpscare obvious jumpscare obvious jumpscare
Fucking kiss em up be I'm a he I'm a shot of Mota kiss em up
I didn't know he'd come from behind this stupid little bitch. I thought he'd come from under
the bed this fucking
You're lucky I didn't break your nose
My good looks are half my charm, Harp. Don't mess them up. You look chopped, bro.
I totally got you. Whatever.
Come on, it was just a joke. You want to go for the next round? Next round?
How about a game of hide and seek?
Fine. Alright, you're on. I'll count to ten.
Yeah, Loki the basement is the best spot to hide, no?
Wait, oh my go-
Oh god this guy should-
He's fucking sniping.
This wasn't even a challenge, I figured you would be good at this since I never found you in the city.
Maybe you need to run harder. All right my turn to hide you better close your eyes and start counting
Okay, he was walking right which means he has to one Mississippi to Mississippi to Mississippi for Mississippi times to Mississippi here I come
If I was Mike where would I hide?
upstairs of one of the bedrooms obvious
Upstairs in one of the bedrooms is obvious.
HA! I got you!
Hang on, Hope. I think I heard something upstairs.
Bro, are you really trying this shit, bro?
No, I'm not kidding. I swear I thought I heard something upstairs.
I swear on my life I heard something.
I see this attic access to the door.
Why are you closing me in there? Is that funny?
Stop closing me in there, asshole!
Michael!
Why am I going up here?
Bro, what the fuck?
It's a fucking raccoon, it's a cat.
It's a fucking cat.
the cat dumbass fucking pussy and why are you sending me up there to go check I
don't like how you're using me as your as your dummy bro I don't like that looks
like you aren't the only pussy in the house what do you mean by that it was
just a cat are you ready to count again all right I think it was your turn
I decided to hide in the tool shed in the backyard now chat. I swear to God
If this guy goes straight to the why's the door open?
If this guy don't straight upstairs bro, he's cheating it if this motherfucker comes straight outside without even checking the house
This mother is stream stepping this motherfucker. She's happy. I promise
3, 2, 1!
Oh, I guess he's not streep-stepping.
Barret!
I'm not sure what's going on.
Damn her, it took me a while to figure out you left the house.
My turn. Close those pretty eyes now.
I'm getting tired.
Look, I'll hide in the house.
We're headed back anyway.
You need to find me and we'll go to bed.
One, two, three.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, here I come!
If I was Mike, where would I be?
Mike, where are you?
Mike, I literally hear you upstairs, bro.
Mike, I literally hear you upstairs, buddy.
Are you hiding in the same room?
Whoa.
Well, hey there. Rick, can you get the fuck out of my fucking house? What are you doing
with the hammer? I'm fixing the faucet, you've got a problem with that. You should've told
us. Miss, this is my house, I don't need to check in with you every time I need to
something dumbass I paid a hundred dollars to have this night you are not
allowed on this property for a whole 24 hours I paid money for that you've
never fixed many things yourself young man didn't think so and imagine you
know what tools you need how long have you been here I just got here a
a couple minutes ago if you heard anything before that it must have been that old baby
remember he he he he
uh look we gotta go to bed you're asking me to leave miss yes
holy yapanology no Rick she's been polite we rented this house and we would
like to have it to ourselves I don't think we really need to have to call
law enforcement. Ain't no cops in Woodbury, son. You think they're gonna arrest the homeowner for
fixing the faucet? I was just doing some work. If you can't handle that, it's your problem, not mine.
Chat, what would you guys do if like this was happening? Would you guys just like A,
pick up your shit and leave? Or B, keep putting up with this bullshit?
I'd lowkey leave, I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't even want to like deal with this.
You know what?
If you folks don't like me fixing the faucet, I'll leave it to you.
Get the fuck out of the house, dumbass.
Fucking pussy.
Get out.
Don't call me if there's anything you can get- Shut up!
Fuck out of here.
How does he keep getting into the house, both? Can we not lock the doors?
What a jackass.
I feel like he has a secret way to get into the house.
And we don't even know. Or he's just using the keys, but...
Like, I don't know. I changed the locks.
After locking the door, we debated what to do.
We agreed that there was something off about Rick from the start.
seemed like he enjoyed making excuses to come over unannounced.
In the end, we decided Rick was weird but probably harmless.
We attributed his it is behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness.
Well, we're going to jump all the way over here.
Let's just enjoy ourselves, Mike said.
But this time, by this time, I was feeling really tired and sad to get some rest.
What if he installed a camera in the bathroom?
Who is that?
Oh my god.
Hard to sleep when someone's walking around.
Do you mind if I could come in?
I'd like to talk about something.
Sure.
Yo, what are you doing?
come in I'd like to talk about something sure
yo what are you doing the storm is starting to get really bad I can hardly
see the truck in the driveway I hope Nora is okay show me just fights and
you don't worry I'm here to keep you safe
Okay, it's no problem at all.
Guys are supposed to watch over people they care about, right?
What are you talking about?
What a day, huh?
This wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was going to go, Sidney.
It's been a strange day.
Can you believe that guy?
He just keeps wandering around the house like he owns the place.
I wish he would just let it out.
I thought you may be scared in here by yourself.
I mean, I am a little freaked out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right.
Why don't you come by and sit by me, Sid?
Why is her face lopsided?
What the fuck is going on?
Um.
I said I don't have a choice.
Harp, you know, I've missed this, us just talking, it's been too long.
You know, you don't have to sleep alone tonight if you don't want to.
Oh my god, am I gonna get fucking harassed?
I'm gonna get sexually assaulted on time.
Fuck.
Mike, where is this coming from?
You act like you don't remember our trip to Oregon.
I do remember. I remember it really well.
Oh yeah? Do tell. I remember it being pretty awkward.
It didn't start out awkward.
Like, we had a lot to drink, things happened.
Ohhhh.
So they got drunk on Oregon, top floor,
and then they fucked.
And this guy caught feelings,
rebooked this trip thinking they would fuck again.
Typical, typical, typical.
Typical, typical.
They sure did.
I'm hoping again they can happen again.
Oh, Mike, I don't know what to say.
You just let me read what the details said to me.
Mike, I don't think this is a good time.
Guys?
I think I'm about seventeen miles away from Osbury,
and my stinking tire just blew out.
My brother said he checked him a few days ago,
but, well, do you know how relevant that was to the system?
Anyway, it's snowing,
I'm on the side of the road on Highway 11 near Kilimanjaro.
There's a sign by the side of the road.
I can't see anything.
Can't see anything.
I'm freaking the hell out.
The snow is like half of the city.
I can't get the fuck out of the dire.
I hate to ask,
can you just come back here
or help change the tires?
I just want to get to the house.
Nora, I fucking hate you, bro
Nora, I fucking hate you, bro
So not only Nora Nora so not only are you
10 hours late
But now you want me to wake up and drive it in middle of a blizzard to come and pick you up because you
You were late because you decided to leave too late.
On God, I am blocking you after this trip.
On God, if I was in this position, I'm blocking you and never becoming your friend again if
I was in this trip.
Seventy miles by the way, on God, I am never talking to you again.
Why is this fucking dude sitting up like this?
Mike was good, bro.
What a time it come.
But I guess we can't leave Nora's surround stranded.
Let me get dressed on the true downstairs.
No, Sydney, you stay here and get some sleep.
There's no sense in both of us freezing our asses off.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
You're in pajamas and I'm still dressed.
You just settle in and I'll go help Nora.
I'll always do nice things for you, Sydney.
Be careful.
We'll finish talking about this later, okay?
Bruh, if you really feel like we have to.
I don't know, I feel...
What if fuckin' what's-his-name-comes-back?
Chat, what if fuckin' Rick comes back?
Yeah, I'm gonna go take a piss. I'm gonna go take a piss. Fine, I won't take a piss.
I couldn't have gone to bed without locking the front door.
Yeah, leave it right open, dumbass.
Hey, why don't you get some rest while I'm gone?
Are you sure it's safe to drive this weather? Don't worry, I've driven it worse.
Besides, no one is probably freaking out more than you right now.
Look at look make sure you take care of yourself all right lock all the doors
Before I go how about a hug I mean just in case you're asleep when I get back I kind of need one right now
Sweet dreams get some sleep sitting drive safe
guys I don't feel safe being in this house alone bro chat would you guys be
okay to sleep in this house alone after the guy came in your house twice
Whatever. I told myself things would get better if I could just get some rest. Nora
always knew how to cheer me up and I needed it more by the minute. With her arriving soon,
At least I had to rest in the meantime.
Someone was at the front door.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar!
Oh my god bro, do I have to go unlock the door?
I feel like I have to unlock the door bro.
Is it this the guy from the fucking pizza, the pizza guy, why is he here?
Do you have any idea what time it is, look friend, I know what an ideal thing I had to
the middle of the night, but I'm in a bad spot here. I just counting on a ride from some friends,
but they are running behind and won't be here for more hours.
You can sit on the porch while you wait. Thanks, but I was hoping you'd let me inside the house.
You're not coming in, bro. End of story. Are you fucking kidding me? You're gonna let
me freeze to death out here. I didn't make you go hiking in a snowstorm. I should have
known you'd be a big, big as a bitch here as you were back at the pizza joint. You think
I didn't see you and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek earlier? I figured maybe
you'd give me a chance this time but it looks like you're still unkind. Please just
leave her all call the cops ain't no cops around here so Jack he was fucking
stalking us what the fuck so he was on the bridge five out ten minutes ago he
was the one on the bridge ten minutes ago
speaking of I don't see in here I don't see your fellas truck out here
Either
I'm dialing 9-11. I'm done. What the fuck 9-11?
Jesus Christ. I see why people call me a bomber, bro. Fuck 9-1-1, bro. 9-1-1.
I'm dialing 9-1-1
fine. Suit yourself.
But let me tell you something.
Get what's coming to you for leaving me out here.
Karma's a bitch, my friend.
The man at the door seemed irrelevant.
What? What'd he say?
I couldn't keep my eyes open.
I had to get some sleep.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm sorry to bother you again but can you come back over there?
There's someone we met driving down here who was banging on the door and threatening
me.
I'm pretty scared to get here and moving around the house.
Can you please come back and,
could you please come look since you live so close?
Rick, honestly, Rick, you are an asshole,
but I think you're the only person
that can save me right now, Rick.
Rick, please come back.
Rick, please come back.
why does he still have the hammer despite how strange Rick was feeling oh wait
maybe he came with the hammer W Rick bro Rick Rick I love you Rick there is
someone outside Rick there is someone outside that came from the fucking
pizza spot he followed me here he's being weird he wants to come to my house
listen please I know we were making we I know we started on the wrong foot but
Rick can you please just stay here until my and fill my friend comes what the
hell is going on here Rick I'm so glad you came yeah I came as quickly as I
I couldn't. I wouldn't worry about him anymore. My god, W. Rick, I love you.
By the way, where's your friend? The guy who was with you earlier. He should be back
soon so you're all alone here right now yeah but my friends will be back soon
what I'm in a corner
Storms like this bring out all kinds of folks.
Not all of them know when to stay away.
Chat, do you guys think Rick?
Chat, do y'all think we can trust Rick?
I want what's mine, this house and you.
They're trespassing.
You need to leave right now.
I don't think so.
If anyone leaving this house, it will be one of us.
Where do I go?
Oh my god, where do I, okay, if he breaks the door, okay Chad, if he breaks the door,
where do I go?
Chad, I tried to run to the attic, it didn't work, Chad, I tried to run to the attic,
It wouldn't work, I tried.
Oh my god, so...
This guy was uninvited the entire fucking time.
He was uninvited the entire time.
No, no, no, no.
I'm dead.
Oh my god!
Oh
I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this.
Chad, I can't make a run for it. I can't. He broke the door.
How do I run to the door, Chad? He broke the door, remember?
Backyard?
How do I message them?
Oh, I won.
Is it just you, she has to be won, or did I die?
Did I die?
He left.
Holy cinema game bro, holy cinema.
I told them everything that happened after Mike had left.
Rick had called the cops to storm it quieted down with the time they arrived and of course
the man was nowhere to be seen. On our drive back the whole night played over and over in my head.
We think the man that we saw secretly lived in the cabin that it wasn't being used. Yes, bro.
Yes, bro. Check the house. Check the fucking cabin that was behind the house.
Bro, I fucking knew it bro.
And planned on robbing us during our stay, but cop seemed to think there was more intent
behind this man's actions aside by just robbing us.
Rick asked me what the man looked like and after he didn't ask any more questions.
I think he knew more than he was letting on, but in the day he gave us a full refund.
Oh
Holy shit
W bro low key chat W low key W bro get on for a game of valorant bro I have a stack
Bro train I have a date bro. I'm supposed to go out and take a girl out for a date. I'm already two hours late
Tell her you can't, you have more important things to do.
He said for a game, he didn't say games, he said a game.
Alright, shit, we'll get on for a game.
We'll get on for a game, let's get on for a game, bro.
Let's get on for a game.
It's only one game, bro.
Jack, come on, it's only one game, bro.
Okay, we got it back.
Yo, cinema game or no, chat?
Cinema game or no?
Chat cinema game or no cinema game or no
Cinema game or no lucky fire
Seasons the five gift that I love you so much. God bless you seizes
Seizes God bless you seizes
What do I call do I call
Join up
Do we have them?
do you
bar right so lives in this call
oh my god we got moved in
oh bro
is it not playing on their mains?
bar right
uh are you guys cool or no is everyone cool in here?
no bro
yeah no that was probably cool
i actually there's one person in this call that i don't fuck with i'm gonna be honest
train
is it ty?
no it's fucking live bro i can't play with this girl
All right, are y'all ready?
Wait, okay, is everyone playing on their mains or no?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, okay, fuck it, I'll get on it.
It's already in, is that fun?
Uh, probably not, it's not letting go.
Yeah, okay, I'll stop.
Well, like, there's not to be scared, bro.
I brought you A-Wap, bro.
You're the same ethnicity.
Oh, that's cool.
I mean, I'm Saudi, and he's Lebanese.
It's definitely similar.
No, he's closer to me now in my mind.
He's closer to me.
Mood is closer to me.
StarCable's good, StarCade.
Damn, Mood is pissed, bro.
He's pissed.
I thought the most insane stack was about to get as bad as Avengers, I thought Avengers
was about to happen.
You have three pros in this game.
This is pretty fun.
I don't even know what's going on, bro.
We have three pros in this game.
Put me down.
What?
What do I live?
I forgot.
Oh, live is highly good.
There's a guy, our blue player, holding the team together.
I'm personally just hoping Muda turns his hacks on for this game.
Oh, bro, trust me.
Trust me.
Trust me.
They'll be on.
I was there for that. I was there for that. I was there for that.
speech again to Q and then I need to talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, trade
if you ever give me another like crazy conversation like the most insane manipulation tactic
that I'm like I need to work harder and then I'm part timing in this by the way 13 hours
into my stream when you said that to me and then get into a call and he deafened.
He always does that shit. He always does that shit. It's his method.
He just gives you the most insane motivational speech. You don't care enough.
You guys don't, you guys grind just to not care. What's the point?
In the middle of my, in the middle of me confronting him, he defends.
And you just AFKs.
And AFKs in the shop.
I mean, yeah. Why do you have 9K in a fucking classic? What's going on, Trin?
Fuck.
Wait. Why does he only have one knife in daily office? Does this guy buy the entire shop?
I think he's buying something.
He bought the entire shop.
Yeah.
We're missing you, Muda.
If I don't get as rich as Trainwrecks, we're at least 50% of his rich in my life, just
know I failed, bro.
All right.
I want you to understand that.
At least 50% of his net worth.
I'm going to take a piss, I'll bring it back, do I have any of you guys added or do I only
have Trane added?
I'll make the party open, I'll make the party open alone.
Yeah, well, give me a sec.
Oh my god, bro, do I just cancel on this grow chat?
Sorry guys, I'm back.
Moodle, what were you saying?
Bro, as I was saying, bro, what I was saying is if you ever give me the most insane
Motivational speech ever all right and then go ahead and deaf in for the entire game
I'm going to put my balls into a toaster bro. What was that? Yeah, that was my fault. I uh
So here's something about me most don't know so I run like five businesses I a rail outside of my streaming
So because of that I have to hop into random emergency meetings all the time. So that's what that was
I didn't mute up. I left the call. I had to leave the call and join another call. It was an emergency meeting
So you motivated me and then left
Yes, it was unfortunate, but yes, I had to sorry about that. That's on me now
Can you take a look at my stream real quick? Why do I only have one offer?
Because my shop did you because you bought every skin in the game. That's the only thing I've left. Yeah, thank
There's real you're telling that but every skin in the game and that's how we have one offer
Well, I see what happens you could definitely do that for sure
Just go to your nice skin left no items in your thing. Did you actually buy it? Oh my god
I bought it all you love this shit
I've them all brought everything. Oh my god
I have everything bro. That's what I do. You don't even have all the colors though or all the radio
You just bought the skins to collect them. Yeah
That's what I do bro, I gotta collect them you know like like you know party with it's open
Train I was gonna spend thirty five thousand dollars on CS
Would you just mind like giving me your skins for a week? Maybe?
Well, my total inventory value right now is six million us dollars
So it's a little more than 35 grand.
Well, would you lend me 30 K worth of skins?
Well, I usually would.
However, the problem is I'm doing a case opening Iron Man challenge
where all my items come from a personal unboxing rather than just buying.
Because I think buying would be boring, right?
I could technically buy every skin in the game.
But that's boring. Who the fuck does that?
Spoiled and titled rich people. I hate that shit.
So I'm doing a challenge where I just open everything on my own
and I try to collect everything on my own.
I hope that I should have done that too.
However, I can connect you to somebody that through my vouch they'll gladly let you borrow 35k of skins.
That works because I was going to drop 35 bands bro for like maybe two weeks of gameplay.
Like do you think that's worth it bro? If I'm only going to play for like two weeks.
I mean I think you should put that this is going to be a very bad advice
but I think if you're going to go into the CS section
and you want to see some growth and I'm guessing you're trying to try on your hand at this variety thing.
I would actually probably take 5k of that 35k, save 30k of it, take 5k and do case openings in between your matches.
Someone go ahead and invite me before I punch the monitor please.
Party's open, turn off current.
I joined, I'm going to take a piss guys, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, I'll be back.
I was going to pretend like you didn't hear that.
Can't wait to get sniped.
I got a delay, should I take it off? Do you have a delay?
I'm pretty sure Mooda does not play with the late, is he?
Yeah, who needs it?
Okay, I'll take my shirt off then.
I
It's been a while guys, huh?
No, I guess we're fucking back. Don't I I'm gonna slowly get the guys on I'll get all I'll get everybody back on
Don't even worry about it. You run back code names. Yeah, I'm gonna get everyone back on. I got like, you know, don't worry
We got this
I can't your boyfriend sleeping already. That's crazy to me.
That's your girlfriend, not your boyfriend.
I knew you were going to say that by the way.
Yeah.
I was just getting old. Really hasn't bedtied this shit.
We gotta win this game guys, I gotta hope I'm locked in today.
Yeah, we gotta use some fucking RR for sure.
Damn, Guapo changed his name to Ozenpic, user, finally he's being honest.
God, I miss P, if he has to come back to Valorant, fuck for that.
Yeah, he's gotta come back bro.
Every time I play, I just don't know.
I miss hearing the N words he drops all the time.
I know, it just slowed out so well for him.
That's the point Peter bought, huh?
Who sings that song?
Ya.
Yamuda.
What's goody?
It's an F8, not a C8 Ninja.
I mean, all streams of the lyrics were definitely different, I'll say that.
Fuckin' push ice, dude, bro.
This is an F8, not a C8 Ninja.
It's just a large Corvette, so...
I've sung it on stream bro, where do you think that clip comes from, that was on Twitch.
Actually there was a clip.
Yeah bro, you do realize that back in my day of Twitch, like I used to say the soft
day in every other sentence and I'd say the F were very casually. Like in my days of Twitch
if to understand that was very normal. Everyone said the N word and the F word.
You
Yeah, you weren't born yet
Hold me I'm 22
You weren't born yet either bomb 22 bro. How old is far?
Yeah
Shit my twitch account might be older than you guys
I mean definitely could one of us which you're made actually 2007 or some shit
I'll get actually was like pretty close to be there holy shit
2006 2000 7 yeah I was right 2007 2007 yeah that's close to you bro
cheese yeah yellow f***** no bro wallet shot I actually don't even know bro
one message this girl and just tell her like do I cancel like what do I do yeah
if you're already if you're already two hours late bro like just tell I mean like
your ghosting a girl no I'm gonna be real if you know hold on hold on give me
a second. I'm going to be honest, this situation is one of two things going on here. If you're
already two hours late and she's waiting, and this is your first time meeting, and she's
still waiting, she hasn't said, yo, I'm just going to go to bed, like it's okay. You've
either met like a desperate Clinger stage nine that's going to ruin your life, or
you've met like a very rare good individual. I don't know which it is so far, but I'm
leaning toward the first okay just cancel the fucking dinner with us and we're
solid train you're so successful that like 99% of the shit you say to me like
kind of like manipulates me but like I need to remember that you're also a
fucking retard so I mean I can't oh I mean well if if you're telling that what
I say you listen to somehow then let me get let me say this very clearly get a
fucking nose job straight to the point I like it to you first kind of body shame
what's the point you should have said says you to me bro have you seen my nose
this thing's like a fucking ghost from Halo I'll teach you the ways bro teach
the ways to snap back don't worry
you gotta get this fucking rr bull train do you ever think I'll be at
at least half of your net worth?
Maybe, I believe in you bro.
I think everyone can, if they set their mind to it,
I can do it.
I love it bro.
Like do you see it?
Like when you look into my eyes, I do see it.
Well you have to understand, I believe in, you know,
even though I'm a capitalist, I believe in,
a discreet, a discreet,
I believe in a discreet.
No I haven't told it!
Oh my God, oh my God.
If someone of your measurement,
of your fucking retardedness became a successful,
I can do it
Don't you stutter every two sentences? Yeah, but I'm also I'm not I'm not a billionaire
What is what is one of the other retard?
Poor fucking guy
What I'm trying to say is with how much money I give away
way yes it's very plausible that you get to have my network I believe in a
district district distribution of wealth distribution of wealth
I'm sky short. Pocket, pocket.
I'm side smoked, then.
Garage, garage, I'm pretty sure of that.
Yeah, bench.
40, 40, 40.
If you get too close, you're gonna slide them out, then.
Play all day, all night.
Wait, what is this server?
I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Oh my god diamond
Did it do the last night? What do you mean? We played last always you keep playing until when I got off. I kept playing wow
I got a new stack. Yeah, that's what I that's why I move really seems replaced
Right doing your own grind. Would you play with last night?
shit I
Had two teams
I need to go and share
There there there
You're a lot
You're a lot, you're a lot
Back down, back down
He is
I don't know what's going on
Back down
Back down, back down, back down
You got it, you got it
Oh, I got it
Hey, you are
Young guy
One enemy remaining
Back down
What the fuck, how is he there?
I'm back to it, I'm back to it
No action, this is crazy
Oh
What the fuck is it?
I'm a very big girl
But I still can't do that, so it's good
But what a team we have
You need to go?
I'm not even gonna disappear in my life
I'm gonna be honest, Liv might be better than most pros that I play with
You okay?
Bye
And Muda, you should be happy that I yelled at you bro
Did you see what happened to you when I yelled at you?
What?
You dropped 40 and then 62 kills
Bro, we still lost. I dropped 62 kills and you fucking lost.
I just lost?
That's bro.
I dropped 62 kills.
And B.
And that's a B.
I don't even know how we lost.
Is it A?
It's my call.
Spike down A.
XQC, waiting room? No.
XQC is gonna be alive.
I don't even know if he's gonna be alive tonight. I don't really know.
One enemy remaining.
Short box.
is that is that rare I've never seen I see you think they all like is is that
Is he okay?
He might stop.
Okay, he did.
I think he's right here.
Oh yeah? Why did he walk back here?
I think so.
He's gotta stack his balls off.
Now you can just tell lies again, but I don't know, like actually, like watch this full clear.
watch the fucker 30 seconds left
this is literally gonna be a funnier shit ever last player standing I said 40
I fucking knew was there is a piece of shit
I did not, I did not.
I didn't get an assist for that.
Are you kidding me dude?
Well I reckon morale's gonna be pretty high.
I'm gonna buck you the whole game.
Get real critical.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
It's still terrible
It's all just a listen. Just let's not tell you what bro. If things work out for you guys, I'll get you guys a dream vacation
Bro, do you have one step away from work? Are you crazy?
Let's get it. Let's test it out
All right, throw it
I'm not just a new old-head monitor today guys, you know all of it. I talked about it, but
Every go 140 sky
I
Bring where you are
Yeah, this is quick on our here turn actually you can actually get someone to help me with like 30k skins
you got people like that huh you know what I want I want like a like a emerald
and nine and then like a Ruby Kraland it nice and then like some gloves too
are you tripping out live is that those hiccups hiccup bro are you yelling
game hiccups are your money yeah well he's middle eastern it's a norm
they don't mean to it yeah he's quiet bro they never come I think they're going
This is interesting huh?
What I found this video
Just like you I don't understand. Where did that even come from?
That's from I think Jimi Neutron
I don't buy
I'm gonna throw it.
I'm gonna throw it.
Oh, hell no.
Shut up.
Shut up.
One more there, at least one more there.
I might be down there.
The fat guy's the fat guy.
I'm gonna be short, I'm gonna be short.
I'm gonna smoke after your shot.
Oh, shit, one's plus me.
He's running me.
Liv, is anyone next to you?
I don't know.
There's no one outside of your car. Oh, I'm blind.
Oh, my button? I didn't see you there.
Yeah, I'm dead. I'm dead. It's coming.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh my god, I lost my fucking mind.
Devon, it's HP.
You will not kill my ally.
I'm gonna know when they HP.
Is it fair or not?
No. Not yet.
I got three there.
I've got your trailer.
I'm gonna set some clothes behind you.
I did.
3G2.
Where are you now?
I don't know.
Welcome to my world.
30 seconds left.
They will cover.
Thanks for the bolt.
Take the planks.
No fucking way.
are you?
where are you?
where are you?
the fucking spawn
yeah, let's um
mid, mid, mid
the fuck is mid?
short, short, short, short, short
oh my god
what the fuck is happening?
I don't know
first I've ever heard a mid call out and it's not
that was great
what the fuck is mid on the line?
I'm over this
I need to have like really ass, like really ass.
This is gonna be a 13-1 I think.
You can tell they suck cause they're not sniping.
They don't want to die.
Kinda Viper brim sage comp though. This is just shameless.
One brimstone is enough.
I'm not so sure it's still...
I mean, that's not fucking good.
Take me outside, I can use them.
No way, bro.
Bro, all my fucking goodness.
with the 10 months if you even care you're shameless stop
three showers three showers now four showers we're showering
we're showering look they're gonna rush through
out oh good shit look
you are so ass oh my god how did you get so watched so quick
Hey!
Nothing to say?
No, I just don't want to get banned.
I remembered our streaming.
I was thinking about where I applied, but I remember our streaming.
I swear to God I was going to say something.
Well, I used to be so good.
We're actually such fellow girls, so...
Why are you being quirky?
You need Bucky only.
You fucking freak.
Oh, now you're going to buy a gun.
You could buy a gun.
What are you doing?
I'm just so good at the game.
Guys, do I get chicken wings or a burger?
Like, a lot of people do.
I'm just so good at the game.
Guys, do I get chicken wings or a burger?
Like, a lot of people do.
I'm just so good at the game.
I'm just so good at the game.
God forbid I limit test and I'm just so good at the game guys. Do I get chicken wings or a burger?
That's not a hookah fogging
And a bucky
I mean when you play sky it's like it's like he's here, you know what I mean?
Come on, take daddy.
Take daddy.
No, no, no.
Take this.
I'll take it.
I'm not sure.
I'm the new opera.
New?
I think it's always been new.
I think it's always been new.
I don't know.
I'm sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Nice smoking short.
I want you to smoke!
Oh my god!
That took a great hold.
That was pretty bad though.
That was pretty fucking bad in my gun life.
My eyes are blurry.
I'm still short.
I can't see my cross there, I don't know.
I'm gonna re-smoke that, I should've.
I'm scared.
Barret.
Right there.
Oh my god, I just can't.
Right up this character soon, I am going to be horrible.
I fucking hate this character, bro, I actually hate this character so much.
Neon shotgun sliding.
It's just gotta be like literally cancer.
My god, Peter is running down.
You all
Well, why do you guys think you're like the earth neon shotgun? Oh, like when are they gonna do that?
I'm not playing this game ever bro until they fix that shit
Probably never and this game is actually so shit right now. She's a terrible state
I'm going to buy this fucking scout here, see what we can do here.
Come on.
Make some shit happen.
I don't know, we just got to take some map control and push up power to the hill.
Can you suss something?
Down, down.
I'm going to smoke short.
You just push up.
No, you've been doing that for fucking around.
Not a push.
This is crazy.
Nothing.
I'm not trying to go good.
I'm not trying to go good.
This is crazy.
Nothing.
I'm just gonna go.
Fuck my life.
One town on the stage, one on the street.
He's gonna help himself.
I'm gonna go.
There we go!
Cut the fuck down!
You guys are so bad.
I'm fucking terrible.
Wow.
I used to be so good at neon.
I'm just...
Hot stuff.
It's not free stuff.
It's bad in every room.
I'm just gonna go six.
I think I'm going A.
Yeah, it's it's it's it.
Really?
Oh my god!
He's in a smoker then?
Yes. He's in a smoke lift. Watch out.
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong dude?
I tried to tell you guys. You betrayed me. You betrayed me. You betrayed me.
Where's the bomb?
There we go.
I'm just fucking running.
I see him.
My headshot, I don't mess around.
I can tell you've been like water being in there.
You looking excellent.
That's what I do.
Thank God I wasn't...
I'm gonna have to think they'll see before they die.
What?
This is the last round.
Trayna, what point does money become money?
What?
what
Oh wait
No, no, no, you heard him Tyler if I didn't listen I say it again, but uh,
Repeat it repeat it
Wait you have to repeat it
Money money becomes money
It comes what?
Money, I mean
All right, right. Yeah watch this headshot watch this headshot. That's how to go
why are you oh my god can't I'm not playing ever again
I
and close that really is that simple bro like who reversing reversing fucking
like plaques and golds bro like literally plaques golds and silvers
that's gold silvers why is my chassis not ready I'm not balding my balding
I'd definitely not be good if you are.
I've got your train.
So is the short.
Coming in.
Somebody get slimed out.
Welcome to my world.
I'm trying to dog that. Where is it?
He's gone.
Oh, what a mess.
So where am I?
oh my god
I'm so bad, short for it
poor cat
lol
last player standing
what?
we did this game
three
You're chasing my dad around in there. I mean yeah, did I find them fuck no
I think 62 is my highest, I think I'm a little higher than 62, I fucking hate you, I'm
trained there, trained, trained, come be trained, trained, come be trained, I'm so bad in here
now, I don't know how, character is just way too appealing, I'm kind of thinking I
can't hit my B up, are you doing this dialogue by the way, just walk up, walk up train,
player stand what
I've been here this entire time
Train are you muted to I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. What am you this entire fucking game what the fuck
Gonna go
So it's your uh stimulant does smooth on
I think I won, I don't know.
I'm the one actually, yeah.
How would you know that one?
Go away, go away, go away, go away.
I don't know.
Train, have you ever seen an adult before?
I don't know.
I don't see it, I don't see it.
Come on.
Come on! Enemy tank!
Bro, 80 on Viper, got you guys!
Oh my god, I don't think I can hit him.
I don't think I can miss.
How are you beating me?
Why are you attacking me?
I had the bomb.
30 on Sky, bro.
More. Stage missing, it could be fine.
Catch on more.
Here we go.
One enemy.
Oh
Shots we saw those shots
What are you guys
What more do you want?
That does the flash no, what a hold on did you just flow into going from talking about your shots to the distribution of well
Let me speak
What more do you want a fucking slot streaming?
Okay
Big role being
Big role being
Distribution of wealth believing
Valorant Fragrant
When they released it, there was no better
I didn't think it would go
Oh my god, I can't believe myself
I can't
I can't
No, I mean, I'm in this hyper
I'm just fucking happy with the D
I don't even know what else to say
Yo Trader, you can never forget my prize
What was that what you said?
Check the mirror, follow my pain, follow my pain, hurry.
I'm scared!
Behind us, behind us, behind us!
I'm here, dad, I don't know.
Is that on me, Trin?
No, yeah.
That's what I was watching, I was just playing.
Trin, look at the way you tripped! What do you mean it's on him?
What'd you say?
I'm here to tripp.
Let me get tap your okra, come on.
One enemy remaining, two.
Ruff your ass.
Last player flank.
Thank god we had one.
It's like tearing the fucking rounds.
You guys just want to play for kills, like that with you guys.
I can't.
What did you trip?
What the fuck are you tripping?
Bro, he tripped you whole.
I saw this.
He's definitely tripping something.
Then he's leaving you.
What the fuck, Chains?
Chains, if you trip to flank, that means you have to...
It was both of us.
Yeah, but I was watching flank.
I don't know, but if you trip flank...
Then you don't have to watch it. Yeah, you don't have to watch it
You can just go for the longest win streak in Valorant history. No, I should record for it
That'd be easy. Oh, I'm probably gonna get it. Oh
My god
I got a flash as well.
And double.
Double.
Flash it.
Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash.
He's a guy, he's a guy.
Nice guy's friend.
Where are the teammates?
Where are the teammates?
They're behind you.
What?
Uh...
Got me a block of Yamuda
What the fuck?
Is there no more chat? Is there a 5 on beat?
Can you stand outside and hook it to you? Before and then go back to the way?
Better kill him bro
I stopped him like a year from ago
Can you just consider it?
Handle him
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm gonna break this way
He's like close to the judge, close to the judge
I'm sure
I'm sure
I'm ok then
Okay then, I'm going to sink into this. I know it's already... I got it.
I'm gonna get a hit right now.
Good luck.
I've never been shot, guys.
That's what we do.
I'm gonna have one more blast, I'm sure.
Yo, what the fuck?
That's what I do.
Are you ready for this? Can I get all four of these?
Why don't you play me on them more?
It's such a boring like shitty handicapped character
Launching smoke!
Fucking hit it
Then you're gonna have to take the game
I can't hear a single hand that's on the game
Yeah
That's true
Holy fuck, I haven't been in smokes
30 seconds left
We gotta go
Yeah, I'm gonna do some little shit
I do, you wanna go B?
No, I don't wanna go B
I'm dogging me
I don't know what's going on here
Is it? Nice, dude
We have one more backside, right?
Underhook, underhook, yeah
I'm gonna look up outside in TP
Come on out the fucking drugs bro
We can just walk around, yeah
They just go A and then I think Nyan you put your wall up bro
And you just get us on site without a shock in our face
And then we'll just take set
Let me guess, you're gonna lure tower on this?
Play down for that
They're not feeling the best here now
go uh... go shower stand
there's a slow smoke tyler than he's playing hookah
he just insta smoke
and stand like he has to fly higher here
slow smoke's right
uh... yeah
he's in here
they're five towers
wait i'm gonna get bombs on
get a remolk
get a remolk
Yeah, I can.
Free spawn.
No flyers there in the back.
I'm just gonna...
I'm gonna molly as well.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just gonna head in and gonna drop.
I'm slow enough.
120...
Good sight, Serge.
Scyon.
120 Viper, 120 Viper, 120 Viper.
oh my god oh i swear like i don't know why i'm like i didn't even try it out
i got a job fuck with that
good job friend oh my god who was that uh i was mean that's the out player in the world
how far i'm gonna buy myself muta or train drawing actually
Chasing you buddy. Someone drop me a buck you
Too shabby I'm definitely taking ace right there
Chasing you by me trade you by me change you by me
Yeah
Shower short triple tower short. Let me show you on the end
triple showers
That's right
I put all my chakra into that 62 kills all the day because I can't play anymore. I blind you
Yeah, yeah, no he didn't even I'm not just like action words. I don't know what was going on
We like a little for one to go for long let's rain lurk showers any tee-pee if it comes to it back to him
Do that actively
That is so cringe
Rekoska- I'm gonna help you.
Rekoska- I'm gonna help you.
Rekoska- Oh my god!
Rekoska- It's just me, I'm sorry.
Rekoska- Someone!
Rekoska- Holding tp with an op.
Rekoska- I'm from Vodagon.
Rekoska- Bro...
Rekoska- What are you f***ing doing, traitor?
Rekoska- You f***ing don't win cases?
Rekoska- Yeah, for the job.
Huh?
Uh, is it getting scary here?
I mean, we just can't go, but we should just go eh.
Yeah, here we go.
I'll put it down for it again.
Hey, flash high right here.
I'll put it.
I
To be for this meetings not it's not actually meeting but
Yeah, are we about to win? Sorry, let's lock in this game.
We good, we good here?
I guess I'm pretty fine.
Yeah, this works, yeah.
Okay.
We're already not short again.
Oh, sure.
Switch, matter.
Think much?
Yeah, yeah.
Nice look, Chauer.
Okay, yep.
How about you?
Oh, I could go.
I might off, I can't.
You have the remote though.
I
Know am I the only streamer am I the only shit thing is yeah, am I the only streamer now?
No, I'm certainly but I'm I the only like
Leverage or delay, you know, yeah, that's your delay. Yeah
Why are you wind but on the way no, no, no, no, I was just like high screen for a second
It's not even that deep like trains with a fk for every 30 fucking seconds is this a fk spawn right now the fuck scores 12 and 11
I can't have all in there. Yo, there's gonna be nine people here bro. Just be careful. Go into you all
Oh my god, he's very dead.
Oh my god, zero?
Just looks behind him, okay.
Oh my god, bro, she's so A.
Bro, stop rushing.
They have our stream, okay?
my god brothers like I don't know why not just turn off stream
Yeah, that's a great question.
The cherry on top there.
He's judging on the bucky on the young train.
We're in overtime broke.
Please.
I'm gonna be.
No smoke, sure it's there.
I'm gonna keep the charge out of that.
Bomb drop is having a look at it.
I'll take you to the key right dog.
Can you smoke?
You got one?
Yeah, I can, I can.
Okay, I shall use.
Sure, sure, back right to the key.
Okay.
It's in.
It's in.
I'm going to go here, go here.
I'm walking, I'm walking, sorry, I'm not gonna say it, I'm not gonna lie.
Who is he? What's his name? Do you know his name?
I can, yeah, I can set it in a second.
Stay sure on you, Tyler. Alright, now it's...
No, I got the glitch.
Oh, oh my god.
Then who is he? He has to be someone, right?
I mean, he is not good. I'm not his whip and shit everywhere.
Bro, oh my god, Brice up dick!
Don't leave from the fucking roster, bro. Oh my god. I'm finding myself neon is left side shower
Nice. No one's there. He's that train. He's dead. I got dead
Nice trend
Shit, I just popped up
That's just on my that's really fucking bad. I mean, I was like, I mean, who is that painful if I've read I
Don't know. I mean I can
I don't know what that is, but he's either, like, I don't know.
He's at 1.5, Pady.
Yeah, I know.
So we're going slower this time?
Yeah, we can go slower.
The Viper is soloing B.
The Viper is soloing B and they're all stacking A. Just go B, go B, go B, run B, run B, run B, run B, run B.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You killed him on A, you killed him on A?
Yeah, I did.
He definitely wasn't killed on all those how he played.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
They're over.
They're over.
We can go over.
We're going over.
We can go to one side.
We can go over.
We can go over.
Behind us, behind us, shower behind us.
I'm flanking the drop at the bottom.
I made it for the run before.
Oh man, Peter's on Valorant.
This is the best thing in my life.
Fuck him up Peter.
Oh my god.
Oh my god
Sorry, I'm just catching up people and now I'm sick of my stack
Where'd you get the dub?
I want the frogs on the plate too, that piece of shit
The full cam chat's not worth it bro, it's all good
Whoa, what the fuck is it?
I mean, shit
Bye bye bye, train, bye
I'm here.
Bro, I'm not smoking short, silly.
Go, go!
Yeah, down, down, down.
I'm short.
I'm short.
Say your thing short.
One's lurking B.
You want one?
Yeah, I did.
At least two short now.
Yeah, I'm lurking.
What do I do?
I'm short.
Two short.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
He longed you out.
I'm all in.
I'm short.
I'm short.
I'm three.
Three.
You're a what?
I'm short.
You need to be I want you to be sure I want you to be bike planted and planted here's what now
I'm not gonna keep you between the guy before
your bench bench bench
Oh my god
Last player stand down
I got this
He walled
He walled
He walled
He walled
He just drive right out of the one way turn
Tell her you trollin' me when you fuck with that
What do you mean by trollin' me?
I mean I'll get him done
Bro, all they had to do was just sit on site
We couldn't take fights
I was rotating with this
Yeah, it was fine
They didn't even flash on it
That's true
I'm gonna be not
Oh, he's doing a drive
He's doing a drive
Yeah, this guy
Oh my god
My cortisol was so good
Before I hopped in this fucking shitty ass game
Fuck
Bro, oh my god
What a nice horror game, what a nice horror game, what's going to do to like, oh my god.
What the fuck are you horror game, let's get this R.R.
Well, fuck this shit.
I'm out of here.
Damn.
No wallets, time around.
I'm down.
I'm probably holding it.
No one's spotting.
They're coming.
I'm on a one.
Stay here
Why is your trip here?
Switching sides
Yeah, I'm on 0.2 get your gentle
Actually ask for your sense
I'm learning.
I'm going to come to where you go.
No prisoners.
It's not soaking.
I'm going to go to the door.
Clear shower?
Flanked one time and now the triple swing shower is disgusting.
Four showers, by the way.
Four?
Clear two.
Why are you just...
Hey guys, our brimstone is in the smoke, by the way.
I mean like oh my god, bro. Fuck it, bro. Like
You guys see why you guys see why I cheated now you guys see why cheat yes, you I cheat in video games
Yes, you why?
Because it's not again if it's if you can't beat them you have to join them, bro
Like buddy I see why I'm fucking down in cheats at like
Chad, that's exactly the fucking reason, that's exactly the fucking reason.
I'm not gonna point your fingers out of the way.
I speak showers, there's four showers, four!
I think you can't be around on CT, you know?
Everywhere I go there's nine there, there's fucking fans, brother fans, I thought they're fans.
It's 1 AM, how the fuck is it at 1.30 AM and they're on my stream at 1.30 AM, stream stepping at 1.30 AM, what the fuck.
Alright, second stream.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
2 showers
I have a 2 shower
I need heal, I need heal, but 2 shower
I have to fucking dig out of that
We're gonna have to play, I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie
I'm so good at this
I have it upside
Yes, yes
I got it
2 shower side
Bro, bro, I mean, yeah
I think we're gonna have to be alive
He's on A, he's on A, he's on A, he's on A.
I got cheats.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Look at just like him, we're actually looking just like him.
Yeah, no, no, not like him better than him.
Actually prime daddy.
Yeah.
Brozachan.
Well, daddy's crazy.
That's daddy, what do you mean?
Yeah, maybe to you.
Bro, he birthed us Arabs.
I'm scared, I'm sorry
Me, Tyler
Yeah, you got it
Oh, I'm gonna play
That was so good, that was so good
Oh my god
I should use that bad
For real fucking bad
If I was in another team, I would have reported you
I would have for sure reported you
Okay
I'm not sure what this is
Wida, don't die like within the first 10 seconds
Bro, it's a boss
Thank god, I'm not gonna die
Thank god, thank god you clocked this shit, Liv
Let's go
Yeah, I mean
But who superstars play retake on it and it's like fight together
Outside you guys saved
Vipers definitely alert
Just a slow note. I said you can now
It's gonna be a
Very rapid
Shower, he's fighting triple.
Planning?
Yeah.
I'm fighting triple still, give me five.
One more triple.
Bench, Bench, he's got a...
I'm back side, Neon back side, he's got a Bench.
Back you, back you, he's got a new...
I knew it.
One enemy.
Okay, ready?
Watch this shit.
Come here.
Take it.
Get down there.
Take it.
Take it.
Man side.
Man side.
Man side.
Okay, ready?
ready?
wash the shit. come here.
I've got some crazy off shots on as soon as I walk into the shower's house.
it must be the silver plate.
let me go shower for myself.
you guys go for short after.
can you just flash me showers?
and you guys go short?
run B run B run B run B run B run B run B run B run B run B run B go long go long
go long on our exact smoke hookah on our exact smoke hookah
not doing perfect I don't know I'm so far
no no
I'm triple smoked
yeah I'm going to do this
I'm close
I'm close
alright go back to it
everyone go short
go straight to the white train stay showers train stay showers
they go fast they can just fly they can just fly
no smoke no smoke
alright, I exacted it
smoke's red
showers?
one happened, back side is in shower
back side shower
still back side shower
one missing
what?
back side shower, shower guy could flank for sure
he flashed back side, TP, TP, TP, TP, TP, TP, TP, there's one shopper, TP, TP, TP
bro i mean sure, i'm pretty sure all these guys will refine you
the other one was a shower guy, someone here don't hear it live
live global
the
that's three K each that's three K you can keep your fucking money brother
I'm gonna give it to you but you know no no no no no no
I don't take money bro I'm gonna hear
I'll hum do the law
they spell it fuck I'll just type in English TSA is going
i'm just kidding okay uh...
i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go
you're off after that
are you retarded? are you retarded?
no stop, no, not this again, you're not this again
bro, why are you getting off?
bro, do i just say fuck it and just not touch this girl anymore?
just like fuck
once again, you're peeking up, you're just clutched
this is what you do to become a great
in five years from now, do you want to be seen as one of the top
you don't want to say that, you don't want to say it
What a loser it is in your hands. I'm not gonna lie the ball's in your hands
So sad it's so sad. You don't understand. What's your chat saying? What's your chat saying?
Who cares what his cats and he got a grind. He got a grind bro. You want to be a big boy?
You want to stay a little pup?
Low-last bitch your little bitch. You want to stay fucking Nemo. I don't know
It's all good, bro. You want to be a pup? Yeah go on your date, bro. It's all good
All right, what's going on at day at 1 30 a.m. What's going on do tonight? I'm sorry. Oh
My god, what do I can say bro?
I was a billionaire like B with a B. Oh my god, like what I didn't say here. I can't listen here
I'm sorry Muda Muda. I got you play the song in your stream right now
And you eventually get the motivation to not go okay, and then tell her yeah
Tell her hang up on your billionaire friends here play this one
I mean, Tyler, we're in the call, so...
Put it on stream, bro. Put it on stream right now. Full blast it.
There you go. There's your 3K Muda, and then let's go to...
Let's go to over here. Let's click this.
I
Chases usd. What is this cad operation cad?
Well, I think I'm leaving. No, it's not you. How do you know?
Turn well, they don't have to send money, bro. Well, no, I'll be trying to fire no one
Wish I Q
I mean, we don't have a fifth player to queue with, so...
I thought Mooda's playing, he's canceling.
Mooda's coming, Mooda's coming, the only trip.
Get you what I second here.
Wait, Trin, you already said, what the fuck, Trin?
Trin.
Yeah, I sent it to both of you, good job.
Whee!
Fucking clutch, guys, let's fucking go.
Are you stupid? How do you guys...
Oh my god!
Yeah, good job, guys.
Fucking Mooda, how do you guys bad?
Oh, shit.
You guys 3,000 US dollars richer now.
Good shit, good clutch, Mooda.
You did good today, huh?
Oh my god.
not too fucking shabby thank you so much it's all good bro you want to go on a
date go on a date my boy what oh he's in the thing now he just gave me three
oh yeah I paid for your dinner you're good take her out yeah I mean that's
like half the check it by sack or something train cuz I'm gonna buy me
bro okay why you sound so upset about playing with us I don't know I just I
just I'm sad bro trenches walla bro walla how do I study this money back
train bro I don't keep it give it to your chat then give it to your chat you
want to do a giveaway for your child and take care of them fuck no I don't
like I just I just don't want to like as a friend bro I don't like I don't
I want you to look at me as like a milker, bro.
I don't, I don't believe me.
Like you'll see, brother.
Like walla please, like walla please, bro.
Brother, brother Muda, I appreciate the intention.
It's very kind of you, but you'll see
it's not like that at all.
Like I'm not, I'm never going to bring it up.
Like I just don't want to compare me to like,
I don't know, bro.
There's no comparing, brother.
It's, it's what I do.
It's what I enjoy doing.
You know, the same way you,
you enjoy carrying me and Valorant.
I enjoy, you know, distributing some of this,
you know, juicy cock to you.
and this fucking lobby quickly
god
why muted?
did you hear about it?
did you hear anything in that fucking uh
you
you
you
you
you
I
You actually never been on Stamina, Suda?
You were actually doing like long Valor Spring, just Natty?
Yes.
Love of the game.
I don't think you understand how bad I want to throw.
Yeah, I mean...
Wow.
It's definitely commendable.
Oh, you imagined playing 10 hours early, Natty?
Dude, imagining it's like turning my head, I'm not gonna lie.
Imagining it's turning my head.
Ignocious thinking about it.
Valor is actually so bad.
5 is actually the only fountain I swear
I just don't like to think of me like that, bro. That's why I get like I'm not I don't think brother listen listen
I want to say this to you very very very very
Like seriously, okay?
One I can tell your parents raised you well, okay? You're good. You're a good dude. I appreciate the intention
I appreciate what you're doing
however listen I don't
when I
Give money I
Don't like I I fucking hate elitists. I hate people who believe money makes them elite
I hate I hate people who see human beings is different. I'm not high-roading or virtue sickly right now
Okay, I bust a lot of balls. I'm edgy. I tell a lot of edgy jokes. I'm not some perfect human being however
I don't see you as this poor little puppy. I've helped out. Oh big train. Yeah, I'm this big boss
I helped a little human out. I don't view the world like that. I just I threw you three bands
You had a crazy clutch. It's done. There's nothing else to it. I don't it's not like a pity three grand
I it's it's just it just is what it is. It's it's not deeper than that
Like you're good
But I appreciate that
There's definitely a respectable clutch out of you, bro, that was a clean clutch that was insane. You got us that fucking RR
I
Actually the goat
What we should be fucking fine for how many times you die short on ct
Here we fucking go bro home like I'm deafening I can't
This is F8 not a C8 Ninja Mansourie edition
That's my boy prod high you here dude. What's good baby?
I was about to replace I was about to replace Muda with this guy thought Muda's gonna leave us for a woman
typical
Are you guys still playing?
Yeah, you're gonna play with us all night or what yes, we'll go
smoke up
Yeah, actually not a bad seed schedule
We'll be back. Yeah, definitely hang around someone will look just the other this group
What's your my brain up bro, what the fuck bro? Oh, I am sharing screen. I'm in
I'll play this.
I can just go sky again.
Wow, I mean these guys are fucking ass.
of
All day all night.
Yeah baby.
No no bro I just feel bad bro. I just don't want anyone to like, you know, I don't know.
You know?
I want them to view me as like a friend bro, not like a, maybe I'm being a bitch, I don't know.
I just never like taking money from someone, bro.
Maybe I'm over taking it, though.
Oh, John, I need to order pizza, bro.
Are there any pizza spots that's open enough?
Pizza near me.
I'm actually starving, bro.
Oh, hell no.
What the fuck are these pizza spots?
Oh my god, I've got no food.
What am I even ordering?
I can't even order anything.
I'm starving.
Joe, what am I even fuckin' ordered, bro?
I can't order anything.
Oh my god, my head's hurting again.
It's, it's, it's a little sad.
Mariana, you broke my face.
Why you gotta listen to the propaganda?
I said no, bro.
Asked your date to bring the food from the restaurant. I think she literally killed me, bro. She literally left me undelivered, bro
Whatever bro for better sales
Yo, muda. Yo, muda. Can't can't just tell your girl to come over. She's waiting on the couch while you play bro. I literally I messaged her
I'm sorry. This is this and uh
Like last week, you want to take a full story train, okay?
Yeah
So last week she knew like a nice like a nice good paragraph where it's just like
I don't know if I can like hang out with anymore because like all you do is like basically like you just it's not gonna go anywhere
It's not gonna go anywhere basically
And I was like, you know what that's uh, that's low key. That's low key factual
You know like this is gonna go anywhere because I have a career to chase
Oh, and then you know, she texted me like maybe say go and she said I miss you and then I was
And then I keep mistaking that fucking podcast
That's where the pistol and then I was like, you know what?
I was like, you know what?
I was like, you know what?
I'll let's do something and then that was today and then I cancel it again.
I don't know, bro.
If I clutch this, you guys only have money back.
Oh, well, congratulations.
You got to keep it.
Did you even hear anything I said?
I did.
Yeah.
I mean, low key real listen.
Let me tell you how it goes.
Okay.
I don't want to generalize.
but let me just explain anecdotally okay okay so she has a vision most likely of
what she wants right she wants to settle down find a good guy probably start a
family earlier right here's the thing if you don't do what you need to do and
you're a bum at 35 okay things are not gonna go the way that she's planned out
in her fairy tale mind okay you need to do what's best for you you need to
sit down walking and crying okay and if she truly loves me she will be that queen of your
fucking kingdom that you're building okay and she'll support you in those endeavors you understand
you are in a very unique situation right now you get it yeah you are you are building an empire
you're building an empire okay you don't want to be stuck in a nine to five job working
for an asshole half as intelligent as you right so you're grinding right so you can get your
family out of that in the future and you can get yourself out of the route.
Nice, go ahead, live.
You need to do what's best for you right now.
And if she can't understand that, then that's on her, not on you.
I didn't say derby.
Understandable, understandable.
I'm present.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fun.
I ran out of ammo!
I ran out of ammo!
Okay, John, I need to order food, bro, because I'm low-key starving.
You know what I'm saying?
Other guy ropes, other guy ropes.
Other guy ropes.
Okay, so I didn't order food bro because I'm low-key starving
Oh my god
My reign of Roe we're not gonna win this game
We just lost yeah, we lost
So what do you order if it's to a and though?
I wasn't gonna be one
Good job!
Did you guys walk through Sight and how was it?
Chah is pizza pizza good.
I thought you guys went through Sight.
What?
It's kind of the same workplace.
Money money, pizza pizza.
It's pizza pizza good.
Bro just order what your people are known for.
Order one of those shwarmas.
Oh my god.
Dead ass.
Is that what we're doing?
Just order a shwarma extra white sauce.
Bro you're not going to eat it.
No.
If anyone is going to shwarma it's you bro.
Oh my god.
That ass.
Is that what we're doing?
Just order a shwarma extra white sauce.
Bro you're not going to eat it.
No.
If anyone is going to shwarma it's you bro.
If anyone's getting shawarma, it's you, bro.
Whether I'm Persian, they don't watch shawarma.
What do you like?
Sheep?
I'll take some chicken and rice.
No.
No.
Beating.
Oh.
I think he's down to the next one.
Yeah, he is.
Going up.
He was just out of it.
He's in the mouth, though.
You smoke ropes in dog mail?
Yeah, I can.
All right.
I'm gonna lie open, but...
What the f-
What the f-
This is switched into the fucking ground!
You're looking to set up Tyler?
I'm gonna cross the offensive in the night.
My god, you're on that fucking...
Shroud X-Abrosa cross there.
No, that's not a bro.
That's the Sun Stick.
I didn't know.
Oh my god, you're actually on the Stick Con thing!
What's wrong with you?
I
Have a shotgun please get my off
You fucking losers
Look at a lot braves is role-playing a sensei
How is he so good on that?
buy you I can buy one of you. I
can buy one of you.
Pizza pizza.
All right.
They would just get pizza pizza bro.
Can anyone in this chat vouch for pizza pizza?
First of all, Muda.
Now clear comes for us.
Muda, I gotta teach you the ropes.
I gotta teach the ropes of being a content creator.
Okay.
Brother, before you order Uber Eats or DoorDash, you cannot announce where you're
You understand the chances of the driver being a viewer or somebody sniping the fucking restaurant are very high
They're gonna spit in your food and wipe your dick all over it. You don't tell them what you're ordering from
You order first and then you tell
I don't.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
One enemy remaining.
You're running.
Bar.
I mean, I didn't eat a lot at all today, so I didn't even have the pizza.
Small, medium, or large?
If you are not trained well, we must keep up with you.
And what do you get on a train?
I'm just pretty skimpy.
I just get back on the line and I'll go with it.
Wait, you know I've never had that for only my life?
Yeah, well, that's who's.
They'll tell you you're going to get it.
Yo, it says base cheese.
Yeah, that means the base is cheese.
Base cheese is no cheese mozzarella cheese. It's mozzarella. Choose mozzarella cheese. That's the white cheese normally, right?
Your race is no
I'm just gonna call. She's very confusing. We're trying to talk to pizza
All their open til 2 a.m. There's no way
Oh
I don't care if I try mid.
Hey!
What?
Yo, we can hear that.
I'm not sure of who they are.
Meet our repart, meet our repart, repart, repart.
Most place please, forget your phone number.
And from your profile they'll read the fucking address out loud on your stream.
Are you retarded?
Are you a speaker repart?
Go be shit.
My name is Natalie.
Can I start with your phone number?
Nope.
I'm not sure of who they are.
I'm not sure of who they are.
Natalie can I start with your phone number please?
Hey, I see all the...
Hey, I see the point here.
Oh, I got you.
No, I guess you're on the fucking point here.
I'm gonna have to walk up here.
Come on then!
God, if we were off screen, I'd say some racist shit, I know.
Fire in the hole!
Oh my god.
Yo.
Yo.
God, oh my god.
One enemy remaining.
Spike on A.
I'll have to spike.
I have to stick to my stock.
Reloading.
Okay.
I've got some other dead ones.
I don't have enough to use.
I'm gonna take one stick.
These parasites aren't going to take one step past this time.
I lost. Congrats, guys.
Lost?
Yeah, I lost.
What the heck do you lose?
Your mom?
My dad.
What's the size?
Well, Loki, like, be honest with me, Sim. Like, be honest.
But be honest
Is your mom hot be honest
No targets left. Watch your eyes!
Stopping?
Oi! I'm pissed!
Heaven.
You've hit 28, he's coming.
Are we scared?
I got the shit.
Where is this guy?
Thirty seconds left.
I got him.
I got him.
What a bearded flash.
I got him.
Oh, alright guys, come on.
Come on, please.
if I could just get a gun I'd have a gun all game
We should just go A, no?
I'm an odd guy.
Cross the round and go fuck.
There's a guy there.
Ah, it's my bunny.
Uh, a little cab here.
I don't think I want money.
Bird.
Bird, get your YS-8 bombsite.
Hit the wall.
Let's go.
Come on, Trin.
Don't serve this AFK shit, bro.
Come on.
You're right, you're right.
Come on, Bird.
I'm gonna just let me cancel the day and fuck everything up.
You're right, you're right.
I'm gonna walk in.
That's what you're just respecting me.
Let's do this.
Come on.
grab those
oh what
who loaded
can't pull out
watch your eyes
how's it going man
don't move yet don't move yet
let's go
Come on, 66 from the moon, 66 from the moon.
I'm going to spy!
Come, please!
I'm coming, man!
Did they nerf Phoenix's like passive movement speed or something?
Were you slow?
Bro, I was going to say that. I swear to you, I'm faster than you have.
I don't know. Yeah.
I mean, it's not sound.
I mean, he's definitely got a rapid pace right now, but I don't know if this fishman is important.
30 seconds left.
Go to the square please.
Okay.
Damn.
Why are you beating the shit out of me with my life?
Listen to this!
I can't hear anything.
It's fine.
It's fun.
Last player standing.
We're out there to save you.
Flash!
We'll kill one enemy remaining.
Oh my god!
Ooh!
That's good!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Bro, train.
There's a reason why you called the boogie man tonight, bro.
Alright?
Let's go.
Brother, what are you doing playing variety games? You could be like a 20k viewer streamer. How are you hard stuck ascending?
I'm not hard stuck ascending. I don't want to play. I don't want to be known for this game, but I don't rank one in every region.
I don't want to play this game anymore, bro. I beat it. I beat it.
Oh my god.
It's disrespectful for me to boot up horror variety and only get 5k viewers, bro.
They break it from bar screen.
Let's go, uh, let's go man, this is not going to work, let's go man.
Watch this.
Fucking bitch pussy crocodile cock.
I told you guys.
I
Didn't mean only 5k like I mean I'm actually happy for 5k chat. I'm not alive this month. I don't know what changed
I don't know if it was me collabing with Jinxie and X and
Ony pixel like usually when I do horror variety chat, I get like anywhere between 1k viewers to like 800
You changed
Yeah, low key honestly, I could live with 5k bro. I should be 5k could get in 3k even 3k would be
I'm happy with 3k low key. You know
But I told you on this last night that I get really in my head when I like swap off a Valorant bro and only pull like 10-20% of my normal viewers.
You know? Like it kind of like gets me in my head bro, you know? It gets me in my head.
Like am I only funny enough for Valorant basically? You know what I'm saying?
But, um, no, god bless, bro.
I'm just happy to be...
Yeah, like, literally, like, I literally have my numbers off, I never know what my viewers
are at.
I literally just, I'm grateful and happy for everyone that's in my chat, and all just
vibe and I just try to make you guys laugh as hard as I can, usually.
My view count is literally off.
You know?
No, no, Wallahi, it's off.
Like, I swear to god, it's off.
Yeah, I swear to god, it's off.
normally like look there's like literally no like you'll never see a viewer ever
anywhere I don't even know where would be seen
anyway I said of the off I don't have viewers I don't have a good account I
hate it how did you know is that 5k I did it
just what I average like what I usually average
Yes, it's so annoying, bro shut up
Also, bro like yeah, man, I'm not gonna lie chat, you know what's sad, bro
There's a lot of people in the streaming industry that use a lot of you box bro
And, um, that's one thing I'll never do, bro.
Like, I just, I just, I'm never gonna view bot, bro.
Like, that's why one day chat, like, when X goes live,
or when onlyPixel goes live, or, like, when Jinxy goes live,
you'll see my viewers get cut by, like, half and shit.
It's because, like, it's actually real viewers, bro.
It's not, like, just, it's not view bots, bro.
Alright, chat, if I have view bots, okay,
type 1 if you're a view bot. Type 1 if you're a view bot.
Type 1 if you're a view bot.
I
Don't say
No charge is
Yeah, I'm like down mid no charges left
I caught the spike.
I can't see it.
I can't see it.
Good bye, guy.
Good bye, guy.
Hold chip though.
Hold chip.
Good bye, guy.
Hold chip this way.
I should reload.
Go first.
You guys, go first.
Yo, just go there.
Come here.
Please.
Come here.
Okay, guys.
Go ahead.
Angel, what's your rank, bro?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think we feel safe, low-key.
Obviously.
I'm just gonna come top.
I'm sure you're gonna be on the side, though.
I watched 30 seconds left.
I'm gonna drop.
They're gonna res- they're gonna res- they're gonna res- they're gonna res-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm actually too good.
You watched, I'm gonna watch this.
Fun spawn, from mid.
You will not kill my honor!
I'm sorry, they're all roast.
Fun spawn, come on, roast, fun spawn.
one
one enemy remaining
oh my god
last round in the half
Jesus Christ I'm just gonna give you guys all 3k
I mean, if we're going to shoot like Rosa, we could definitely get it.
Hopefully we stop fucking him up, fucking shit up.
But these games feel so much easier than last night's.
I mean, like daddy's here, took off.
There was going to be some maps on last night, I'm not sure.
I
Come on
Sorry, I was like weird-ass donation, but I don't know what the fuck I'm so confused
I can't wait for this pizza to come in chat. Should we blow up like a cop react video and like like mimic XTC and eat pizza
I'll be like watch like some crazy
To now bro, I was just saying you know shit
Yeah, change it. Well, I love me and you watch party like a cop video while we eat and some food
Please book one like if you're gonna be my boy, boy, you're gonna be my boy, bro
Like you know what do you need what do you need I said we should look you order food and like load up a cop video
We should just quick screen share and watch the video
you're done train the fuck hello you know what's up
No, are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Oh my god, it looks like him
I got A
I'm gonna try to kill him
Oh shit
One enemy remain
I'm done
Watch your eyes
What?
This is so good
It seems these strangers won't be dead.
Hey, how do you have such high ping attacks with the one?
Um, I live in Canada.
How come you don't have Fiverr?
Oh no, he lives in Montreal.
I live in Alberta.
Oh, you're fucking...
I don't know my geography in Canada.
I don't know how far that is from each other.
Far.
I'm too good bro, I just try to tell you guys, I'm too good.
I
Why do I think a speckle why do you see spectrum I thought he had a fucking outlaw
Train what's a good amount of a train? What's a good amount of hours to stream every single day? I
Say I mean you're 21. You're at your peak. You're at a good view count. You're doing well
I would say she's streaming anywhere from 10 to 24 hours a day
I'm being dead serious too. I'm being dead like 10 hours minimum a day minimum
I would say like minimum 10 hours
So, when do I go to the gym then?
And that's a must for me, like a half, too.
So like, where do I wind up?
Then wake up, hit the gym, and fucking go wide the rest of the day, go to bed.
Yeah, it's gonna be really hard, but you gotta...
Let's go!
It's gonna make it work.
Really? Is that actually the advice of doing an actual...
Yeah.
Ten hours a day?
Yeah, I usually do eight hours.
Half an hour, like the other day.
Look, if you're happy, then you're...
it. Uh, also, I'm just going to talk to my girlfriend. You get to see me.
Wow. So you're just happy to be consent then. You're just being, you're just happy to
be here. A-wob and, uh, A-wob and, you know, how do I pronounce your name? Is it
Elb? What is it? A-wob. A-wob. Yeah, but I need like something short. I'm just
going to call you A. Okay, bro. Fine. All right. Yo, A and, uh, Ty, I'm
going to send you guys, what was your thing, TT or some shit? Yeah, you guys
fucking shit I can't say that you can send you can send all of it to Tyler just send all of it to him ok?
no no no Tyler he'll send me as well just make it easy
oh I mean I can definitely do that
alright fine
I trust my brother
oh my god you ready my mom's pay-per-mail
what?
alright actually I'll send pay-per-mail to Trin
I don't understand man do not email my mom train. I'll be mad
It's kind of playing
Just understand I just don't understand. Oh, thank you
So I wake up stream and then go to the gym or do I wake up stream and then and then go
gym.
What's a better it's better chat chat what's better if you guys I mean my entire streaming
career I've been I've been I wake up at 11 to 10 a.m. and then I go live for eight to
8, like 90% of the days, some days I might do like 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, whatever, like 10%.
And then, then I'll end and go to the gym, but lately I've been doing like literally like 10, 12, 12, 12, 10, 13, 12, 12, 13, 12, 10, 10.
So.
I think gym first.
Yeah, I think so too now.
Just wake up, stream, in-house, gym stream, and then stream.
Do you like the streamer now, Loki?
You know, fuck it, I like it.
I'm not gonna lie.
I can get used to this life.
Fuck it, chat, fuck it.
Josh, as we're streaming my Jim streams too, that's not even content.
Is it not?
That's not content.
Brother, listen.
Listen.
Yeah.
I go for it.
The train.
Listen.
I wish I could just talk to you for an hour straight off stream.
You know when people say $500,000 dinner for JZ?
JZ, bro, can we set up like a nice little call where like,
and like you can just like kind of mentor me.
Like, I don't need to be my mentor train.
Sure, but listen, I'll give you, I'll give you, listen,
I'm the same on and off stream.
So I'll give you the same advice.
I'll give you off stream.
Okay. Okay.
Content comes naturally.
You understand?
If you're a good creator, if you're a good content creator,
it comes, but you need personal time.
Okay.
So that Jim should be your personal time to reset.
I agree, I agree.
Do what you love, right?
Set an hour aside, hour and 15 aside,
get a nice workout, right? You get your personal time. You can give the, you know, your community
the best version of yourself. And then you give 10 hours to them a day minimum, right?
A day. If you really want to get to it, you can do six days on one day off. If you find
a situation in which you found a new game where you're popping off, then I can ask
a question. Hold on. Hold on. When that, when, when the day comes, right? When you
find the game where you peek, you start point 15, 20, 30K viewers. There are no days off.
It's 20 hour streams every day. You show up to stream it black, black bags in your eyes.
You shave five years off of your life. You understand? That's what you do. That's just
what it is. Well, that actually eventually happened around
like hit something in an inch averaging like 15K.
It's train's name Tyler for us. Faro's Neck Nami. Yeah, I'm Persian.
Yo, so anyway, I have a question then
Yeah, what's good
So why do like streamers like for example case so she four hours a day every day?
But for only four hours and still like has like such a huge audience or like jinks, you know
She's like six hours, and you'll be like tough one as well
Yeah, well they listen
They hit there like they're at their peak, right?
They quote-unquote made it
Once you make it, you choose what you want to do.
If you want to stream four hours, five hours, do what you want.
It is what it is.
At that point, it comes down to what you love.
Back at my peak, which would be the gambling stuff, when I was pulling 40, 50K,
I genuinely loved it.
It wasn't about the money for me.
I genuinely loved it.
I wanted to stream.
Streaming might be something they love, but it might come secondary.
Maybe they have other loves in their life.
Maybe they have other things they want to do.
Look at XQC.
XQC is a great example.
XQC has made it.
He has a lot of money, yet every day he slaves away.
Slave is a wrong word, but you know what I mean.
Just every day, 10, 20 hours a day, every day, hasn't ever changed.
Just comes down to what you love, what you're doing it for.
But you're not in that position right now.
there yeah when you get there you want to lose down to four hours a day do it right but right now
it just depends what you want if you want to you know I just want to be I just want to be like
like I just want to be like one of the greats and streaming one day yeah well listen you know
rest in peace Kobe Bryant you know look at Kobe roll he was shooting free throws every day in the
gym right every day he was already the best he already didn't miss and he still sat there
Every single day show up to practice early stay after practice or stay after game stay after practice
Train another fucking six hours. That's all he did
Just comes down to what you love you want to be the best and you better fucking put extra effort in
It's that simple. It's really that simple, right? And who knows maybe you know if if you know
Maybe if case oh and Jinx he wanted more maybe if they put 10 to 15 and they'd be at 100k 150k every day
Who knows, right you shouldn't worry about others though
You shouldn't be comparing yourself to others right if you want to be the best you fucking just put in the extra effort grind
Now you're good
Yeah, yeah, or you can do what not never mind I see a chatter there
Crazy
And I can go fucking we can get real, sir clear I guess but we all know mood is gonna be baiting so
Thank okay, yeah, sure. Yeah
Yeah, you got it.
Yo, can we take a break and, can we take a break and uh, can I eat my food, bro?
Can I sit one out?
Can I watch a cup for you?
Man, I can dodge. Trey and Trey, are you here?
Yeah, I'm here, don't dodge.
Trey, can I sit one out and eat my pizza?
Absolutely not.
What the fuck?
Do you know how fun it is taking a bite and satiating that hunger and also playing?
Oh wow, you've got mushrooms, olives and everything.
How do you know?
Mushrooms, black olives, and green pepper.
Should we do that again?
Is that wait is that white-haired goat right there bro? Oh my god you in your big or you in your fucking goats bro
What is that? Oh my I recognize that me is that donkey? Oh, you man. What the fuck I
Just realized I dissed myself by saying I recognize it. That's terrible. Okay. Well, let's move on
Ha
Try not love you bro. I love you too, buddy. No walla brah. Yeah, walla. Alhamdulillah. BismAllah
You go fuck yourself, bro
Wait, we'll go airbait
I love these positive games, you bruh
What are you doing?
Oh!
I'll do it
Oh my god, who is this?
I'm Postman
Am I coming in-game?
I'll be here
So what's this?
I love you bro
Whoever donated that, I love you bro
Oh my god, I'll
God bless you bro. Thank you. I love you guys
One enemy remaining
Yeah, I got that.
He's just too dead.
We can't do that thing again!
Good shit, my boy.
I love you, bro.
Wow, this pizza is so fucking bad.
God damn.
This actually might be the worst pizza ever since my guy left.
I would. I would. I'm not even kidding.
Would what?
Fuck me?
So you're a funny guy.
baby
Oh, that's it.
I'm gonna kill him right now.
I'm gonna kill him.
Okay.
Okay, me and you do a good duo, bro.
Well done.
Wow, pizza, pizza.
This pizza, pizza, whatever.
I took this guy $20 too, bro.
I took them $20 because they closed.
And he did a late-hour shift.
And I took them $20 and this pizza might be the worst pizza I've ever tasted in my life.
You going with it oh
Yeah, I can drop you what do you want?
Describe the taste start it literally tastes like
No, I don't know how to split it bro
All right, so it's like
Like walla is that cardboard? Is that cardboard with tomato sauce?
Like walla. Cardboard with tomato sauce.
It's already gone.
Then why are you still eating it?
I
Don't know
Spike throw I had this bike
Okay, there's 30 seconds left for you guys to go somewhere.
Yeah, just for your train, please.
30 seconds left.
Last player saved.
I'll give you an angle, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm down mid.
Oh, fuck this shitty-ass math.
It is so close to me.
Fuck our shitty-ass doulas.
Which one?
One of my dafts, I can make space for the team.
That's what I fucking do, bro.
Oh, check him by some.
Hello.
See ya! So dead!
I can buy a 2400 for someone. I could still armor, actually, low key.
Oh, no, no, no, it's okay.
Party in is good.
You?
I'm gonna go with you.
I got this one. I got this one.
Watch this!
No way!
We're not leaving any of you!
Are we dead?
How did you not get by a solid art in fucking tonkai sex?
Solid art?
Oh, oh.
I only have one.
Get in sight.
Oh my god bro.
I don't want to be a lord bro, I fucking love you bro, no I'm not bro, let's do it soon,
I hope one day, I hope one day we all become billionaires bro, I love you bro, I love
you, I love you.
Oh my god, what the fuck bro, left, left side, left.
what the fuck what is it how would he even know did you see my gun
i think it's just me too it's just ridiculous i mean this guy just orbital b sound a second
monitor i gotta get some coke what oh shit i mean when you say we don't really know what
I've been playing for that long? I mean, okay.
Should we get some two-tiler? I mean, goodness.
What the fuck?
Bro, fuck me, man. I'm sick to my stomach.
What the fuck, chat?
I gotta get some food. I shouldn't eat the Brumhole and the gas of reflux.
Bro, I have that already, bro. I have that already.
Take control.
Get to take Pop Tums, bro. Train to fuck Pop Tums sometimes.
Tums are the best, bro.
What's after Tums then? What do you take?
What do you say?
What do you say?
I'm right on.
I'm right on.
On my mark.
So what are you talking about?
You're not good.
It's diet Pepsi.
I'm kidding.
You know what?
I actually should buy some from Costco.
Wait, wait.
Chad, do you guys like diet Pepsi
or Coke Zero or more?
Coke Zero's good.
Yeah.
I'll hit them up!
Oh, that was a start, huh?
But isn't that gonna wait?
Damn it, where's it going?
That's a good one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen.
The, uh, the white-haired girl is half health.
140, 140 on white-haired girl.
Uh, I have B if you guys want some B.
I have B.
Woo!
What the fuck is down there?
What the fuck, man?
Chat, doesn't Coke have, uh, caffeine?
I have tens of millions of dollars coming to me in a couple of years from my family and hotels we own
they'll be back remember loud oh my god a lot I love you bro
train really say that game in your body
Yeah, that's all I agree bro. I agree. I thought I did confidence bro
I
Be by the way
I be I be I be I be I be a
Three two one
Hey, I can't
Retarded, I'm so sorry
Okay, I'm ready to fight
Damn software bottom
I have one bullet in my mag like it's I have no ammo so you have to kill this guy
one bullet yeah I've been droning and you've been walking around the map
I'm watching the hospital today, I only made you 3k, what's the fuck?
Yeah, you're right, you're bad.
What a funny group we got going here, huh?
We got to play against a fucking good five-cylinder, do you need some competition going?
Right?
That's a sweet sign.
This is too easy.
Even when there's sniping it's too easy.
We got two black radians.
Black radians?
There's a block?
I didn't know that.
What the fuck?
announced that. Ass pass? Is it actually ass pass?
I think so. I hope it is.
He's the best player?
I'm dead.
I'm still dead.
Oh shit.
I didn't even think of that.
I didn't even think you could flank.
Why the long face?
Do I really have a long face?
Be honest bro.
Train, do I have a long face?
Crystal?
I'm just doing a-
Like in a bad way chat, or in a good way?
That's the wall over it. I'm splitting the map in half.
Train, come on. No, no, no, no. Train, don't start with this AFK shit, please, bro.
Like, come on, I have my pizza, I'm in a good mood right now.
Train, come on, bro.
Train, uh...
Rick Dortha.
Oh, sorry.
I
I was-
He's there.
Ah fuck!
I like you.
Oh!
Yo, that guy is fucking horrible! Oh my god!
That guy's a shit ass.
I'm not fucking-
I like how he is.
He's me.
He's- he's me, me, me, me.
I'm just a fucking-
Orblavisa guy, I mean.
I'm god, he's me, we're fucking easy.
I don't know. I heard him, man. Like, he tripped me.
why can i be hopper now like hello i'm so bad i flicked off
i'm sure you have shocked our lineup through it
damn
fuck when the bomb
we were all spawned
hi hi hi
oh fuck
dart
he's sticking the bomb Muda
hold on me, no that was on me
that was 100% on me
I just missed the easiest shot in my life
Okay, well to be fair we were all back site
And then and so I was like
We were all fun
I
Had a kill
Come on guys hold you had a kill
Well, oh, oh, mirror me on the wall. Who's the best one me remaining? I think some of the drums from some
How much water bottles you guys today
Yeah, I think I'm gonna order I'm gonna order I'm gonna order tomorrow. I'm gonna order
Yeah
Do you guys drink sparkling water?
Yeah
I love sparkling water
What's a good sparkling water
like
company
It's a soda stream thing that you make your own
You make your own, is that what you do?
Yeah, that's what I better
Really?
I like it more
Copying Jinxie with the water?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I'm looking at my chat too much, bro. What the fuck, I'm like, I shouldn't let you know.
Chat was on chat. I'm gonna order a cork. I'm gonna order a cork, zero for tomorrow.
And Ash is Midor.
And then, uh...
Can we win this game, guys? What's going on?
Carbonated water.
I mean, I have no bullets in my fucking AK.
Oh my god, like it...
Chat, is S...
No...
S...
Pellegrino...
Spellgrino?
Yeah, Spellgrino. Thank you.
Is that good?
Is it broken in water?
Yeah.
Popo Chico is good too.
Spelagrino. There's also a mason parryer.
Are you?
Uh, yeah, actually. Jeez.
Marat.
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna order this and then this and then, well, I think some snacks.
Healthy snacks.
Alright, so what Costco has for healthy snacks.
Nature Valley granola bars.
Not a bad shout.
Yogurt.
You're training on being locked, don't even worry.
Alright.
What are some good snacks that you chat?
Mountain value only?
There's no mountain value.
Supposedly water and stuff.
B, B, B.
Throw out B.
B, B, B.
B, B, B.
He's just holding it.
I'm sick.
Oh my god, you're so good!
You just start fucking.
Oh my god.
I can't even like.
Oh my god, you're so good!
You just start fucking- oh my god, I can't even like-
I'm gonna throw the round, okay? I'll want you to clutch for me, okay?
He's low, he's like 90, he's at 90, he's at 90.
Oh my god item 92 you fucking liar oh my god well we lost on purpose with the score
was like six seven my god did you actually come 90 mm-hmm I'm gonna heal
though but I didn't even play in fucking support
you need to be a character in this game I can just do everything and like a
Oh, fuck.
There's something in the cabinet.
Aww.
Yep, that is...
Bro, they're pure wine spongebob!
Reloading from the point.
Stay down!
I'm here.
Fall over.
Enemy spotted B.
Last player standing.
I mean, if my crosshair was a little bit higher, he gets one tapped, I tap half, I get off,
I tap on half, I swing, I kill.
Oh, Liv did good on Sky doing a suppose of cost, but she thought she could continue with
the solo, like, oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm on anything.
I die instantly, I can't even do anything.
actually the server do you play? Oregon? I could play Ailee cause I use exit like
what do you get? 50? like 40? exit line actually works
I think it's routing so
so instead of flying out to Berlin I could have disconnected my EU
check this exit line actually works
I
Spike down a
Well, why one enemy
Live are you sponsored by ice leg no
It kind of sucks now they changed it but only works to one server and I don't have
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
It's like
Oh my god
Train train what like it's boring when you leave bro what like it's boring like what like it does
Like actually bro
Come on bro
Are you here?
I'm just working here
What's coming out of here? I don't know
One mid
I thought it was just all my stream so he doesn't do that.
Enemy spot is seen.
My ult's ready.
Spike down, B.
One enemy remaining.
Check where you used to shoot.
You just shoot back in the middle of the night too.
Oh my god.
Hey Trin.
What did you say?
I said
I
Here
Guys these guys play like fucking maggots wall
Sniping
There's anything very hard
I think very hard
Fucking play
Trim and use your stream like a lot like in your prime. What was your like schedule? I
Didn't have one I slept wake up stream slept wake up stream
So we can second had a mean flow everything came second brother nothing came
I didn't have
Literally as I woke up streamed to I physically could not keep my eyes open
I'm not even a healthy to do though, chat is that healthy to do?
Like is that even, is that healthy to do though?
Like the thing is chat is, the thing is I, for the last two years, for the last two
I've been streaming only for two years.
I would say I'm a grinder, I'm not going to go ahead and sugarcoat it.
Let me show you guys my Trish tracker.
I always want to work harder though, I always want to work harder to be better.
As you can see, not a lot of days off, but I stream like eight hours a day.
Lately I've been shaming for like, like 11 hours.
This day isn't done yet, but 12 and a half hours, 8 hours, 11 hours, 11 hours, you know.
Is it like, is burnout real?
Is burnout real?
I've never, I've never burnt out, thank God.
Thank God, thank God, thank God.
Look, I'm never burnt out.
Here, enemy spotted men.
Yeah.
You know, streaming is beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie chat, shooting is beautiful bro.
Ah.
Shoot.
Where?
I planted
That's not still after the killer so was missing
I'm sorry
What did I do? Do I just ego swing him there? Like, I wanted to shoot my dropped gun
This is really bad boys, we're gonna lose
No, I mean
Oh, we're just being assassinated right now guys. We're being assassinated, bro
Yeah, bro, we annihilated this team lost run. Alright, I'm gonna walk them. Let's win this game
I think it's a I'm scared I'm an eight clear
right?
uh.
Uh um.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
Uh.
Oh, that's good.
Uh, that's good.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, that's good.
30 seconds left
120 120 120 120 120 120
Live just book it bro, book it. He's at 120
120
I just beat their pussies up simple as that
simple simple come on baby we got this
I
See right
Begins
I
Make a come out
China had to whip it up for that round shot if I didn't toggle that round we would have lost the game
I had to
No, I had to toggle that round. I had to or we would have lost that I had to
But share be smaller. I'll have hamdol
I think it's my loss on my eyes are like literally watering. That's actually such a pussy. It's so sad
I should switch for our shame
Oh, finally.
Hey!
No, not like this. Someone please run around. Yes, please make up for my mess. Yes.
Oh shit.
mistake and you guys helped me I made a mistake would you guys choose you're so
many or one billion dollars I'll go first I will do a billion dollars
good on me dollars thank you oh it's not real no love is definitely real I'm
just saying I don't know I just train here like you know train you rich to a
point where like you know you know what it's like right
I already got that bill, so I'm good so what I'm trying to say though
Make that very clear public you hold on I'm broke
I'm dead
Missing maybe mid-lurk. We have your main lift sure about mid.
Yep, he's in middle.
Not close Tyler. Going out on the train. Hold main train.
Let's catch the knife maybe he's probably just holding me right.
Nice.
Oh, thank goodness.
Did I say I was broke? I'm broke guys. I'm like that very clear. I am broke
Who started this because alex is alex
Alec
Mooda no one likes you. You are dumb stupid cheater and you view but
Youself no one likes you and I hope you get banded on every singles game
on every singles game there is you know good streamer you know that reminds me
of chat I sell it my wife for internet connection
Wow, wow guys it's 251 life is good guys
Definitely good going here. I think you definitely I think I'm gonna cut it here guys. I think I cut it
No, no, I think we cut brother I cut here. Yeah, we get it you're content being average. That's cool. We'll see you tomorrow, man
I mean a message prod a real fucking grinder
Oh god
Alright, just wait, someone press Q
Oh, fuck, okay
There's something too
Max, efficiency, there you sat
I'll tell you what, me and the chat will make compromise, okay?
You can run 20 minutes of ads
As long as you keep playing
How about that? That's the compromise
Chat, am I allowed to run 20 minutes of ads?
If I could see you playing?
Well, wait guys, can we pause, I just had to make a protein shake.
Can you guys give me time?
Can you guys give me time?
Please?
Yeah, go ahead.
Alright, I'll be back guys.
I'm going to bring you guys with me.
I'm going to spot my IRL camera.
You guys just had a whole heap savings of protein shakes and make a difference.
You know what I think about you know what you guys want to know what I just thought about
Yes, I know I just thought about train the other day was literally like oh mood you have
such clear skin this this this the next day I got a fucking pimple I got a fucking pimple
the next day
next day i get a bowl
fucking evil eye
he hexed me bro, he hexed me
i'm gonna leave him in the flesh and let's set you up
I don't know.
Hi chat.
Tell me chat.
So, what are y'all up to on today's fine afternoon evening night?
Someone tell me bro.
Hmm
Time to do the break bro like oh my god, bro
Let's make my shake child with my shake
This can't be healthy, right?
chat what would you guys rate me on a skill of 1 to 10
bro man she's so tired
I don't know how to train an ex-fazit bro, I don't know how to do it.
Protein, yes, that's what we're gonna do.
Alright chat, so welcome.
Chat, welcome.
Alright, welcome to Muda's smoothie bar.
Alright chat, welcome to Muda's smoothie bar.
Now, this is how I make my smoothie.
Everyone please look and listen. Alright? Thank you. First of all,
Benena. Now, I'm gonna be honest. Holy shit. This has to be the biggest Benena I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Holy fuck!
This thing literally looks like a fucking horse's cock.
Anyway, it's back here.
Alright, first of all, put it in the den.
What the hell?
Alright?
Nah.
Shut up and at the end of the row, I'm going to go ahead and add fruits.
And you guys might be asking me, why are you adding fruits, bro?
Because you guys, why?
I'm adding fruits because you guys are not adding fruits.
It's healthy to have fruits, do you know what chat, we're gonna go ahead and add some fruits.
That's good enough, you know what chat, chat move here is how to a single type of fruit
today, type one, type one, if you've had a single type of fruit today.
If you find, this is your reminder, this is your reminder chat to go get some fucking fruits.
Go.
Get some fruit, let me check that.
Now, y'all know I have shitting problems.
I don't, I don't shit good, bro.
Now that might be too much information for some of y'all, but it's true, bro.
If you guys are going to sit me, if you guys are going to sit here and watch my
streams for literally 12 hours a day, you guys are going to tell everything about
me.
don't I don't shit good bro so we're gonna go ahead and add chia seeds some
nice fiber in it right now
some oats always good for some oats
All right, there you go.
All right, now protein.
Jack, did you get your protein today?
Did you get enough protein today?
You asked yourself this question.
If it didn't, I'm going to get you some protein, bro.
Boom.
Done.
Protein.
All right now
After this
You're gonna realize that holy fuck. There is so much smoothie in this mood up
I think they're fucked up and to be honest. I think you did. I don't take creatine by the way chat. I don't take creatine
I'm gonna squish this down a little bit
I
Hate creatine bro. Why tell you tell you why bro?
I have a bad relationship with protein chat for some reason. I don't sleep good
like like
I can't take magnesium chat. I can't take magnesium
I don't know if you guys know that but if I try to be magnesium
I get like severe insomnia, and if I take creatine I get severe insomnia as well. It's weird. I don't know why but
One scoop of peanut butter chat with a cloud of hybrids. You know what I'm
All right now
You guys know what you're thinking, Muda?
Now what?
Some honey.
Some honey?
A little bit of a tiny bit.
Natural sugar.
Now, I promise you guys, you can have this smoothie once a day.
Your life will change.
Whether your dick will grow a little bit,
whether you'll be a little bit healthier,
you know what you're talking about.
That's it, done.
Now that'll be $13 and 55 cents please using insomnia as an excuse not to
create you know walleye swear to God I'm not lying bro I'm not shuling this
where to go I literally get like insomnia if I take magnesium or why are
you guys laughing at my bag of milk bro I'm a Canadian what do y'all want me to
do bro what do y'all want me to do bro what do y'all want me to do bro
Huh? What do y'all want me to do about it?
Huh? What do y'all want me to do about it?
Hmm? What do y'all want me to do?
Actually, no, um, you know, I can't, I can't be in a relationship right now. I'm sorry.
You know, I'm out here playing with trainwrecks at 3am right now, baby, I'm sorry.
Maybe in another life I can be your lover.
Maybe in another life I can be your lover, but in this life, I just can't.
Anyway.
Alright, now chat, this might be loud.
I advise you to go to the volume audio thing and swipe or you know, I'll be on you
Oh my God, bro.
Yo, can someone tell me,
can someone tell me why back in the day
when I used to be in high school?
Bro, my mom used to buy me these boxers, right?
Like the ones that would like go up your ass,
like they were like thongs.
And I had to find out there was other types of boxers
when I was in grade 12,
which had my entire life when I was a kid.
You guys know those boxers that go up your ass?
I swear on my life.
My mom used to, those were the only boxes
she used to buy me, briefs, she used to buy me briefs.
I'd wake up sometimes with my balls out of my things, bro.
I'd wake up sometimes with my balls out of the thing,
out of my legs, and then sometimes I'd walk around
with literally this fucking jock-trap up my asshole
until I was in 12th grade, bro.
I don't even know.
Sevvallah.
And that's how you get the purplish link.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Make sure to comment down below what's the best smoothie or smoothie that you'd like
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And until tomorrow, have an amazing day, take care.
I mean, how long has it taken me a fucking protein shake?
I swear I could go make one in the world in 40 seconds.
y'all in the back, we can cube, we can cube
I'm muted
hey my ass on me
I'm muted
oh we got cube bro, let's go
It's a nice little 800 calorie shake chat, quick little, you know, 800 calorie shake.
Oh.
It's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday.
Monday.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday.
Fuck it.
It's after midnight.
It's Tuesday now, I guess.
Oh, no, no.
What
Just I fly a girl out this week or next week
Both weeks different girl
Where's train bro, what the fuck is train doing bro?
Wait, Liv, you're not live, or you are live.
I am.
Damn, I don't follow you.
Um...
Yamuda, go between Exhibition Point user, or no, slash user, and do your logs really quick.
I'm not doing that, bro. You're so weird.
Yeah, I'm just so weird. Yeah, I'm just so weird.
You must have unfollowed me then.
I think I got a but her back in the day and then we'll say it's unfollow button
I'm back you stupid bitch ass
No, no training you just stop training that's just changing us up, bro. Yes, stop. Yes, stop
Muda I just rose we weren't in queue this whole time. I thought we're in queue and there's a dead queue
You kidding me minutes break 20 minutes. Oh, it's okay, bro. It's okay
fucking guy holy shit
turn you know my lease is coming up soon right yep so bro I don't have a place to
say can I move him with you for a bit definitely not why bro I don't bro I
don't like even even when good friends come to visit I get them their own place
like I can't do you get one spot a no I just I just brother like yeah like I have
to like unless like you're super organized super clean you know you're
responsible mindful if you have those qualities then sure but chances are as
streamer you absolutely do not especially as a streamer man
i mean my my room looks clean
you said it yourself the other day my streamer my room is clean
yo uh trade i was gonna move in my editors like my my editors into my
house i'm gonna get my new house is that a good idea
probably not no really i mean are your editors male
Yeah.
And how old are they?
They're one I've known since grade four.
That doesn't answer my question.
How old are they?
They're both my age.
I mean, you could, I guess.
But I mean, you should probably keep some sort of a.
Like, should I just keep some privacy?
Because I don't know if I'm autistic,
but I do like to have a lot of personal space.
Well, you have to understand, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I don't know your relationship with them.
I don't know how well you trust each other,
or how much you trust each other, how well you know them.
You said one of them since the fourth grade,
but I don't know what that means.
Just comes down to that kind of shit, man.
I mean, you know.
Yeah, they just go to bed.
It really depends.
It really depends on how they just
come to live there for just to hang out.
No, like they're going to edit.
Have we got like planned segments, planned streams,
edit, go IRL whenever I want to or need to.
Sure, then do it, bro.
Really?
sure. Yeah, what do you like that 20 tone in your voice? Because I don't know. I just
feel like I don't know, bro. I just have a feeling. In like two years, I'm going to
see a Twitter post. I lived with Muda. He made all this money. I got paid $2 an hour.
He's messy. He's a piece of shit. He treated everyone like shit. That's probably common,
I
Moving in with your friends doesn't work a lot of the time, especially if you're their boss
I want to send you this house that I'm thinking about moving into it's $4,200 a month a lot
for rent though yeah it's it's yes it's a good chunk so is that bad should I not do it I mean
if you can afford it go for it bro but Canadian yeah that's all right are you Canadian yeah I'm
green what's where do you live Windsor Ontario near Toronto oh shit why just come through roll
I told you, bro. I told you a month of it fuck it come through visit zoms is a prod
Well, are you guys all in you in Vancouver still?
Not yet. No, just me and prod
What do you mean me and prod you guys live together? Yep. Let's get one law
Yeah, bro. We live together man. I'm so fucking liar, bro
By the way, that earlier comment I was making about them saying you're messing shit like that,
like what I meant by that is like, if you are all those things, you know, that's one thing.
But I was making more so a comment that if jealousy gets involved, right, they might say things about you that aren't true.
And since you're the larger creator, you're going to get cooked, right?
Because once you get to a certain size, right, there's going to be a sizable amount of people that want to see you fail.
So you're cooked. That's what I mean, right?
See you just have to be careful with
like
You know unfortunately when things become about money
You won't really know someone until like money's involved or women are involved or whatever it is
You know like you don't really know someone until you like you know until they pass the true tests
Yeah
oh my god this makes a different noise that's so cool look at this guys
aww so cute
look at this guys
Oh my god 50 on me on spike planted
I'm stuck under the left hand.
One enemy remaining.
Back left.
Nice.
What the fuck?
You did not get to kill the bastard for you.
What are you laughing at?
You thought you were the best man?
Yeah, me mean.
Sorry, I threw it up.
Reloading.
Oh.
I told you I could be here for 20 hours, right?
You know, I got you in the car.
You're just an offensive idiot.
That's right.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
I'll break your ass.
Yeah, that's a great trick.
I hope you die.
Woah, woah, woah.
That's fucked up, how typical.
What are you saying bro?
You're one of us, and you're saying how typical.
Not about us Saudis, but...
Yeah?
Yeah, we're royalty over here.
Us?
Yeah.
I
Rocketed the road train you got all my chance fucking my ninja now too, bro
Yeah, people my chest ain't my ninja now, bro. Yeah, good shit. Oh my god
Like star what the fuck
I needed a moment of silence. We made it
Spike down be
Thanks, bro. Appreciate that.
What's up?
You hear that?
Hang on, you next round.
Oh, that sounds good.
Yeah, I know, bro. You're retarded, bro.
You're retarded.
Bro, when you hit it, it's a pipe noise. That's so cool.
Like, you get fascinated by the most stupidest games, bro.
Yeah, most games don't like going in that detail. Pretty good.
Where you got it?
two days without greed, I see it, nice. I'm happy we hung out today, Trin. You know,
I was actually lonely today, bro.
Oh, he's gonna be pushed in, pushed in, pushed in, pushed in, in the middle.
Two main ones, I can three close up, three close can't see him.
Yeah, he's pretty clean.
Last player standing.
Spike planted.
I mean, is this even honorable, guys?
I'm not upset, but I am on delivered right now.
it's been a couple hours. What's up? I think it is. Yeah, I don't like it. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, guys. Hey, fast. Just pushing. Just pushing. I just died into the my
That's him.
Fight down, A.
Yes, sir, to the left.
Help me, my help me.
Pull them all in my arms.
I found remaining guys.
I'll wait for you.
Get my help, get my help.
Last player standing.
Get my help, get my help.
I'll defend you.
You will.
You will.
I'm just spawning around the middle.
Where, bro?
You're on that J-Liv?
Man, you said behind you, Trey, like what the fuck do you mean behind me?
I'm sitting in the head, in my head, in the rear.
Me?
My fucking ass said he's gonna get you and get my ass behind you.
Yeah, it was behind you when you were up there.
It was up there behind you when you were...
Fuck!
Are you fucking stupid? I killed that here!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Can you understand now?
Oh my goodness.
Haha.
Drop the Buddha down there, man.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
To be clear, uh...
To be clear, that was XQC of language.
You can understand XQC. Make that very clear.
if you know then you know
He's under, he's under, he's under, he's under, he's under, he's under, he's under, he's under, he's under
Three
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
Holy shit
One enemy remaining
I'm so bad
I need to buy. Who can buy me?
You guys ever lay in bed after a long day of work and just feel alone?
Oh wow.
Yeah, we did it.
We're still cool.
Pardon?
Wait, there's no one to play here.
I'm still in the middle of the aisle.
Wait, so we have to re-suffer?
What?
What?
Drop.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, fuck it.
Hold on.
down a
Oh my fucking fuck
55 oh my god, he's just so miserable. He's been under my finger on it
I gotta get off that fucking dead.
Tray, can you stop being AFK bro?
Come on!
I gotta mute, I gotta mute.
I'll be back.
No Tray, don't do this to me, please.
Oh he's gone.
What?
AFK in their spawn.
How's that impossible?
He's gone chat, chat talking time.
Chat, how are y'all today bro?
Chat talk to me bro, talk to me chat.
Did you goon?
Who here as a girlfriend?
Who here as a boyfriend?
Who's here single?
I paused mid-goon to watch you.
One enemy remaining.
like down a
my smoke can block the enemy's line of sight once they're blind we move
Yeah, a lot.
Yeah, I mean, what's a friend of mine?
So, like, I mean, I'm walking around.
They're secretly boyfriends.
Actually.
You guys haven't seen that photo?
The leaked photo of them?
Who are we talking about now?
Both of them.
Oh, my bad.
Me and Yas.
You can go back to meeting.
Me and Yas?
No, not you.
Yeah.
I don't know anything about you.
I love Yas, you know.
Are you so self-absorbed, though?
Oh, my God.
I'm going to swim in the water.
Off your feet!
Oh my god, I'm dead!
I'm trying to help you live.
I'm not dead!
I'm the goat!
Oh my god.
One more, two more, two more, two more.
I'm the goat, I can do that.
I'm the goat.
I'm the goat.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Does it matter if your brother or wife's gonna die?
Oh yeah, I mean, oh my god.
Eating and drinking, Rena's sitting one enemy remaining.
Bike down.
I want their life, not yours.
Yo, if you guys could like, turn into an animal whenever you guys want to and then turn back
into a human, what animal would you like to see?
I'd be a vampire, werewolf hybrid.
Why? So you can get f**ked on your flight though, and then the dream that you were
telling me about, bro?
I'm really like an eagle, man.
Don't bring up werewolves, bro. Please train. You already give me every time.
Why anywhere blue way like a guy always wasn't be wearable is that wearable story bro like what the fuck oh, yeah, the werewolf
Be a bird you just fly
Five down be one enemy remaining
You guys think birds are like government spies and like the eyes are all like like you know
like you know what I'm saying?
Should we just start that thing though?
Probably not.
Like you guys think birds have like cameras and the eyes lenses and they're like used
by governments to spy on us?
Probably not.
No
Like there's like some birds that like definitely think that
Some weird ass birds that look at me sometimes
You should run
One enemy remaining, fight down, B.
Why is he there?
He's main, I'm dead.
Coming out left.
Dude, Louise.
There's some good shots on the right.
Oh, you're right, MK. You're right, actually.
That was a fucking ass, bro. Oh my god.
I mean, they're not bad.
I don't want to just ask.
Not everyone's going to be as good as you, bro.
Do you believe in human flooring?
Fuck no.
No.
I don't think so.
Hey, thank you for that one bit, bro.
Appreciate you taking it.
I can ult them, hold on.
Oh my goodness, gracious.
I don't know.
Serious
Wait, do they actually clone cheap is that a thing chat some of my chat said they clone she
Whoa train train train
There's gotta be something I can like make but where are you you're what are you you're Iraqi?
I'm Persian brother get that right. What's Persian? Where's that from?
Iranian like India. We're not Arab. Oh, you're not Arab. So are you Asian?
I'm Persian. Hey, what does that mean though? Like what do you believe it?
Your mama
Oh my god!
What's that?
He believes in that fucking operator.
Ah, it's fucking A.
They're here, they're here.
Oh, push him down, push him down.
Oh my god, bro.
And you have to use powers. You have to use some powers. What powers? What powers?
I'm done, man.
Right here.
Prepare for hellfire!
These guys, they just play so scared. It's so annoying.
It's just so annoying the way they play. They just play so scared.
It's like, bro, relax.
It's like 3.30 a.m.
Just relax, bro. Have fun. You're playing a video game.
It's not that deep.
It's never that deep. What the fuck?
Actually...
Oh my god, it makes no sense.
Oh wow.
Like really?
You're gonna play there?
Oh, it's just, I don't know, bro.
It's just, I don't know, stupid.
Holy, someone just went dolphin diving.
diving some someone just went in dolphin diving in a bag of chips who is that
who is that oh my god train bro those guys dolphin dive head first into that
that shit bro. No. Oh,
1600 packets lost. Yeah, no, it's definitely not normal.
Definitely not normal.
Yeah, Bells. What a stop being it.
No, stop being Roger's. I can't write.
I don't even have fiber.
They're with Rogers, bro. Are you serious?
I know, but it's only being here, bro.
Like your city or your apartment?
No, no, just like where I am.
Aww, I wait a couple seconds until this guy swings.
I
Oh
Fight down
Just go
Last player standing. Oh my god. Of course you are warning
100%
She knows
One enemy remaining
Wow
Oh my god. Oh my god. Do I
Oh my god. Do I really sound
Oh my god. Oh my god. Do I
Oh my god. I did it. Oh my god. Yeah, he did. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.
Oh.
When we all secretly talk like that, we just, you guys just add your wall up, you know, like that's just who wants, who wants to sit and talk like this.
There's no love in your voice when you talk with this, you know, you got to be yourself some time straight.
You love this thunderous voice, don't you?
It's chopped, but you're chopped.
Oh wow, wait, wait, wait, spike down, beat!
We have arena.
Uuuuummm, I mean, where are you?
How?
Wait, how can you see me from there?
Where'd he kill me from?
from Jen yeah that I was behind the thing no you're not skinny bro okay so we do a
lot with everywhere what you do I guess oh my god bro just fucking flowing in my
you're one but it is actually boring
just let's try to catch it
okay i'm gonna get one
hmm that's the user hiccup
a hiccup
you still got those?
it just happens every once in a while just like one
no it's just like one
and then it leaves
just get them away
we go arcade?
I'm not sure.
Definitely.
We can.
No, I need to go on my solo machine alone. Wolf here. Sorry.
I have a destiny to fulfill.
I'll play clear. It can be tower.
You got 10.
I
Sour sour sour
You guys are like
95 me and I think the
I'm gonna fucking burst a mass thinger
If you why do you drink sideways?
The reason why I drink sideways is because I need to like stop the velocity from dropping the nutrients like to chat when you drink normally
The velocity doesn't really enter counter with the calories, but since I drink it on a diagonal angle
allowing velocity to take the calories straight from the bowl to my stomach
it increases the calorie load with the protein load
train I really don't think it's healthy if I continue playing brawl not gonna
line my eyes are getting squinted like I don't know
I don't know if I'm bravo
oh my god train
that's it that's it
enemy spotted
where's the enemy go
what?
fight down a
patting the addition
team fight
One enemy remaining. I'll have this fight.
I mean guys, I'm sorry bro, but I do close. Come on bro.
I mean guys, come on bro.
I mean, who do we trust more on this team to close bro come on
No, no, no, no guys because sometimes you know sometimes it's you know
If you end after this you're 100% a certified bitch and train is your dad like bro train
Why do we can like bots come on my stream, bro
one enemy remaining three, two, one, I don't care, oh my goodness, oh my goodness,
All right guys, I'm gonna I need to call it. I need to let's all the time is it
337 God. Oh my god, like
Like we have to end after this it's impossible
Yeah, can we all just like get off and be
There's our to begin some of the time like kids to fucking feed bro
I'm just here for our hour. I don't know how I'm feeding my kids with our hour, but we all have like different motivations
Timing to
Time is a we got time
Got one day and he's going to bed it. Yep. Yeah, I think tomorrow's last day. Oh
My god, it's all good. Let's let them go to bed. I get it like I still
All good, bro, I mean I still remember when I bled between my legs. Oh
My god
I just clocked the side check my flow up after that one
Just kidding
Before ours walking the party for me a lot of periods. Oh my gosh
Little it's weird bro like three hours ago train said yo hop in my chat
What's the log at train wrecks? Let me just see this let me see this log with your user card. Okay, so
It comes in here he says get on for a game of valor a game I have a stack
Yeah, but all right, so now I have a game. How is it fucking three hours and 30 minutes after hear me out though? Okay
that was a test okay let me tell you the test something I know chat can relate
to okay do you remember when we're all younger do you remember those nights like
you guys wouldn't but back on Halo right back in Call of Duty it was you'll hop
on for a game and then it was one more and then it was one more and then it was
one more one one hour before school
our parents were pissed right it would yell at us but we had the best time of
our lives the fact that you are one more and you're
like i gotta go to bed it really speaks volumes
your memories for life yeah you understand you should be saying yo
guys one more should i yeah yeah one more go one more and after that one
should i go one more i i need to go to bed now just queue up one more that's
what you should be doing this weird thing you're 21 my boy
in nine years, you're cooked, you're done.
But what does that mean?
You'll get your sleep in nine years.
You're going to get your sleep.
You understand?
Nineteen years from now, you're going to get a lot of sleep.
You're 21. Fuck it.
You're good.
You're listening to me like at least three hours
to the night.
You know, I'm still on delivered by this girl.
I'm still on delivered.
She left me on delivered after I fucking bailed out on a date.
It's better than left on red. You're good.
What do you mean by that?
We all know she swiped that shot snapchat.
She swiped it.
She fucking read it.
I don't use.
Yeah.
I don't use.
Caldean, bro.
What?
She's Caldean.
Fuck is that?
Yeah.
I was going to ask that too.
It's not a Pokemon region.
Let me take a look here.
Oh, he's.
Orcraft?
What is this?
No, he's he's.
Are you freaking on us?
I'll put him.
No, I'll put him in layman's terms.
He's dating his mom.
Oh my god, really?
We're both in the middle of it.
Yeah, it's pretty much a one for one lookalike.
So now we know he's a mama's boy.
So this makes sense. This character makes sense. Now everything makes sense.
It felt like texting on Snapchat. What are we in fucking high school?
I mean, I just don't like anyone having my fucking phone number.
Bro, be a real man. Text on Discord.
Oh my god, bro.
That's what we do.
Come on, bro.
My god, bro can't get a good pic.
D-Young, how do you know you fucking asshole?
You're so weird.
Oh, my god.
What the fuck?
I don't know why I should be on a bed, bro.
I'm old.
Who is this?
It's always how it works.
Oh.
I know you see sometimes world don't mean mean I'll be so wonderful
It's all for real
And I'm telling you just have a feel so wake up the members of your name
Now the shirt
Why do you when you sing? Why does your voice become so zesty?
Well, it's not that like, you know, you have to control
the echo knocks and the voice tones and your voice so I see I think it's not the
same then only so it did sound the same you're actually correct so I think we
actually misheard what he said he didn't say Caldean he said Calvin no I did not
meet no no yeah
King George this fucking pussy
You're a fucking loser George I'm sorry
I'm telling you I shoot him every single fucking day
Oh my god
He's got every single time I open up Twitter chat
Every time I open up Twitter this guy has a Twitter on me
I don't know
Many ads is Twitter the next day. Oh my god George owns you you bitch. Oh my god he actually
if he does. I have nine notifications on Twitter, let's see.
What's it going to do?
Yeah, man. I mean, hey Siri FaceTime Drake. I don't see my phone actually activated. Jesus
Christ, I like how I end that call.
Train, how does it feel to like meet Drake? Like, do you really care? Like, do you really care about
meeting him? Not in that way, but like, like, is that something that you look up to?
I mean, I listened to his music since I was, you know, in high school, but
But for me, it was just, I don't know, I kind of see him as, I kind of see him as just,
I see him as an equal.
I just see him as another human.
Oh.
You think Drake's a hard worker?
He definitely.
All right.
you're never meeting drake if you don't stream 18 hours a day at least yo
creature yo go fuck yourself yeah yo you guys are actually annoying me bro
like yeah you guys are actually so annoying bro what do y'all do it up
right now bro chat is it what time is it for everyone in the stream time is it
for you guys right now bro 10 a.m. 345 245
10 a.m. 10 a.m. 4 a.m.
Who's in like East? Like who's in the East?
Like is there more EU people on my stream right now?
Or is it more NA people on my stream right now?
I'm from Toronto bro, shout out 6 bro, shout out 6.
So you guys know when I get famous bro, I'm going to start taking pictures with like W,
like this.
But I think people are going to think I'm from the west side, but that's not true,
just Windsor bro.
You know?
And when I start throwing up the W signs bro, I'm just from Windsor bro,
it's not west side, I promise.
I'm from Waterloo.
I actually have a girl that I actually used to mess with up in Waterloo,
she used to come down to Windsor and shoot on her boyfriend with me,
Oh my God, I'm not muted.
Go to bed, digger.
I
She might need to bro, it's 4 a.m. Like what the fuck
So if you guys have a prime sub broke you just drop me a prime sub real quick chat
Like who here is a prime sub you guys see I'm grinding every day bro. Come on
Who here as a prime sub bro?
Thank you scrumpy that means a lot to me bro. I appreciate you bro XE with the prime
Oh, sorry, my back here guys. God bless you guys. Shashi shashi
Jello with the prime appreciation row. Shashi shashi. I am back. Where were we?
a
Turga with the prime. I love you, bro. Shashi shashi
Sermian with the prime. I love you. Shush. Shut the fuck up
Femboy with the tier one. Shashi. I think I just got a party. I just got a party. Marto Slays with the two months
Arigato. She real song with the prime self. God bless you, bro
I
Yeah, she's so fucking stupid, so she loves you bro
She love you, bro
Imperial, Ibrahim with the 10 gifted me how am I?
What's good bro, but bro getting a lot of gift is right now gonna say thank you, bro
Like come on
Fuck bro
What is train what is wrong with you bro like you doing it right now?
Train you leave you go to the bathroom you come back and you're all
I didn't go to the bathroom. I didn't go to the bathroom.
My dog had a...
Ugh, I'm a lot like a dog.
Don't fuck it, piss me off, but you're fucking with me.
I'm gonna come and try to never get out of here.
Fuck it, we're fucking with you.
Fuck it, bitch. Please.
She's a bitch.
I'm tired, now he's just flying in the mic.
Listen, my dog had allergies.
She couldn't breathe, so I went and took an air quality, like an air purifier, put it next door.
Made sure she's okay.
Come on, buddy.
I'm trying to get her out of here.
I'm trying to get her out of here.
I'm trying to get her out of here.
So maybe she's okay.
You're fucking with me.
You're fucking with me.
Oh my god, there's two in the smoke and one short two in the smoke one short
$2,000 to three three five five thousand dollars five thousand dollars chain five thousand
You're on the right man.
Under me still, I think.
Nice try.
I didn't see it though.
It's all good. We tried.
No, that's what matters the most, bro. We're trying to follow that.
That is ridiculous.
Yeah, it looks like he was.
Yeah, there's like some bad pollution outside, I think,
something like that, so I had to close the door and bring
one of the air purifiers in.
Do you still live in that like penthouse that was in a lot of
your streams back in the day?
I do, yes.
I have a monster, 101 on you.
KillJ101, KillJ101.
I thought what are you doing away, brother?
How are you?
You still put this game
Oh my goodness
30
Spike down see
Any
Last player standing
Hey, oh this Texas. Yeah, oh, no
We about it
I would you get it instead
Look at mine, bro. No, you definitely got double mine. That's not me
No
Do any of you guys have dogs
Wait, how do you take your dog shit, bro, if you're a penthouse all day
I just wish you understood like I just wish you understood
Oh my goodness, fuck this game and fuck everyone in this call.
I'm down.
He remaining.
Roger.
Am I refreshing?
Fuck everyone in this fucking stream.
That's what we do.
Fuck everyone in this stream.
I'm gonna mess with you, Goyle.
I'm gonna mess around.
I'm playing this.
I'm gonna deagle.
I just want to help him.
What type of shit should we do?
That's the type of shit.
This is F8, not a CA, Ninja.
You got it?
Yeah
So you think we're gonna fight bro me or what's his name Connor McGregor
You might die
130 on 130 in the asian one and 65 on uh the the uh the other rings looking
I mean guys we're keeping Texas at 7 a.m. They're like these guys are just they're
not they're not gonna sleep they're wired off Celsius and Adderall right now it's
time boosted their e-cams it's uh you know what raiding house is raiding house boost
just uh set out there
you got it
OOOOOOOOH!
Oh my god, my leg! Are you serious?
Stamp me on air.
That was a lucky...
You were about to cross me.
Where the fuck are you?!
What the...
Now you're actually about to fly as well.
I'm so bad. It makes me sick. Oh nice
Not yours
Got mine. I mean tell you what don't even say that star. Don't piss me off stop
You can't really do much in Mooda's bottom friggin. I mean I guys you guys juice me in my core. I'm empty
I literally I'm empty. I'm gonna be I'm just like you're 21. You're 21
You understand you should be able to play for five days straight. No sleep and still top frag
What the fuck did you fucking iron man?
pretty like you're not iron man muslim man
he's bomber man what happened to bomber man oh my god
seriously what happened to that the anime that that uh that cartoon that was
good
Those again
See it's wrap we should just ff in Q virginia. Oh my god. I know any mores if you win
Have any of you played bomber man
Yeah, that's an old game Wow, what's the one I'm thinking of the cartoon Mega Man
Mega Man, that's what it was. Wow. What a cartoon that was back in my day.
You guys ever play RuneScape? Oh, I know that one actually.
You guys ever have a less, I get the less phase?
No one?
What?
That's how that is.
Day with Goa!
Oh my god.
Take flight.
Yeah
It's you and me
All right, so KJ sniping unfortunately
Shameless, that's okay. Yeah, whatever
Okay
it. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Behind you.
I appreciate that. Does anyone have does anyone have me? I got you. My boy. I mean.
I'll take it. Thank you guys. Us brown people gotta stick together. We really do. We really
do. Should I get no surgery, bro? I have a I have a no not because the size I have
for zoom in on off it's right click bro it's right click you've been doing it
your entire life turn fucking those double zoom the double zoom that's it
again I'm holding it hold it hold it hold it I'm holding it what's the other
advantage hold it hold it hold it like a yes and hold like don't let go of it
like hold but I throw my brother mine is click to hold you understand no
Oh, train, we're about your step right now, train.
Now hold right click right now.
Okay, hold it, I'm zoomed in.
Okay, so then you're setting us off.
Go to controls.
Yeah, I'll tell you how to fix the next run.
Yeah, yeah, I didn't trip garage.
Thanks.
Oh, train, you went that up,
I'm not gonna lie, you're actually nasty, is it?
Thank you.
Is he coming?
The KJ loses this, I'm gonna start crying a laugh for those guys running this dick off.
Oh
Vice planted one enemy remaining
come here, come here, come here, come here, you're not doing your trick trying.
So what's his face is voice line?
What are you talking about?
When you saw her eyes closed you didn't think
No where to run!
Oh, they're both there.
Coby, like what's Coby?
Coby, that's your laugh. Oh my god, Train.
How the fuck are you hitting these shots at 35 years old?
What do I do?
35?
How are you getting the shots at 35?
No, you're watching that one? You like that?
It's good, bro. I might be in 3K.
That's crazy. You can't stare, bro.
Like, for how long? Like, you're making out and your eyes are open the entire time?
What do you mean?
Can you see her eyes closed?
Yeah
Now I can explain it I can explain it to you down after this round though
Oh my god!
I have no bullets!
I'm so short!
I'm so short!
Oh, I'm gonna cry.
How do I not feel like a-
You're the only short train?
Yeah.
You should be one.
Oh!
He doesn't see, he sees me garage.
I need to grow up.
Oh, oh!
Okay, okay.
I need to grow up.
I got a job.
Okay.
I got a job.
I'm gonna go to the house.
I'm gonna go to the house.
He's gonna go to the house.
I'm gonna go to the house.
I'm gonna go to the house.
I need to grow up.
Oh my god, don't pick it up too quick.
Fight planted.
I see.
You should trade me, but...
I think it's not long.
Andrew, you're my hero, Andrew.
Yep, gosh, gosh.
Fucking Russia's in game.
No, bro, what are you doing, Angel?
Just take half, tap on half, stay in the smoke.
Angel, Angel.
Oh my god, why are you pulling my fucking ear mid-round?
Like I don't know it's just how are you how are you at the player you are and you don't do these things, bro
Do you still get nervous? How old are you? No, no, no, are you actually doing this shit the first time you're spectating the first time out of a
Billion times you're gonna talk you have to you have to stick half in the smoke tap in the smoke and
Just stay in the smoke on second half
I mean, I don't know let's just the role players these days
I don't understand whatever
What the fuck
Doesn't have it doesn't have it broken shield
Hey, what's going on guys? My name is Moody here, Bata, YouTube video.
Crap.
I'm pretty big.
I'm going to ulti plant.
I am the hunter!
Dead!
I'm going to be right.
Are they going A? Are they going A?
No, they're going B.
I'm still towards VA slash ceiling.
Fuck me, bro.
I'm going to plant in Sierra here, so that I'll be maybe welcome to spawn in some bullshit.
I'm see.
Spike planted.
I'm sad. He's long left. He's long. Last player standing.
Yep.
I mean someone said alongside someone was long side
I have baited there, I baited your heart there, I'm sorry.
I know, well to be fair, I was just relaying someone else's message there but.
We did your long, no?
Am I creating you?
But you just crossed back when you fucked for a sec?
Oh.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
I think I'll fuck with this.
Okay, that's how I leave him.
Oh, I can't feel the beat.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
They're feeling it.
No.
No, dude.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Take flight.
Cover gun.
Come on.
Put a minor extra there.
Get in the car.
I'm not in the car.
I'm not in the car.
No!
Look how...
Why are you pining?
Dude.
I don't get it.
Guys fucking killed my Molly.
I mean guys we lost our first game bro, how do we feel I'd be damn
I'm gonna take off Texas. I can't play on server. I literally died before I can even
No, my goodness you fucking serious
What the fuck
Change the scores five and eight you've pushed me back nine hours past the bedside and you're going afk these fucking lobbies
I'm way we're losing we're losing yes, we're fucking losing bro
Well, you can hit a couple nice little train you get a couple nice shots and you're trying to go in AFK
But you get comfortable on the truth, huh?
I got him train relax. He's dead
your hearts are pounding.
Oh fuck well, so hey listen to me very clearly, okay?
You close your eyes, you understand?
Cause when you close your eyes, right?
When you lose vision, your other senses enhance, right?
So you can sensually get into a deeper kiss, right?
And you can really feel the intimacy
and the like sexual tension with it, right?
Once in a while in it, you open your eyes
to truly appreciate like what's going on.
You appreciate the individuality, right?
But once in a while, very once in a while,
The rest of you should be deeply deeply like
Like what's the word?
Not your bitch ass up
Oh my god, bro, please miss round ten thousand dollars live ten thousand
like yeah
like
oh my god what the fuck is this
oh my god I'm about to help you
that was so close
right
If you get flanked one more time you fucking retarded the only kid to that's a trip
I'm gonna fucking beat your ass, you understand me? Please put your fucking trip down. Holy fuck
If you drop me a gun I want us around that's where to go
I'm looking in the garage
I'm getting busy in the garage
I'll close my eyes from now on, I'm sorry
You heard the train's advice?
I got it
I'm definitely not closing my eyes I'm not going on
I'm going to go on the ground and swear.
I'm going to deal with this guy over there.
Come on, let's go!
Come on, man. You shouldn't slap the round, bro.
I'm going to be so bad.
I don't think you should have saved. You should have.
Oh my god
Or a player definitely the gun here
My god, who do I buy who do I buy?
Oh, fuck.
Can we do one?
Okay.
Train bro, walk in bro, come on.
I walked in or went in the game, come on.
Get out of my way!
Bro, are you kidding me?
Go, go, go, go, grab on the go way, grab on the go way.
I have this bike.
Let's go.
go away go away let's come back let's come back let's go see go see go see go see go see
Let's see
Popping pills is all we know
And it is all we know
Don't go through the front door. You know much fucking love for the game
You have to have the fucking bowl
Trainwrecks numbers of streams without using Adderall or coke bro. Well, you need to have passion, though
You're not fucking passionate.
You're not very a barely halfway.
Maybe a third.
First time watching, I was wondering why do you want to fight me?
Go away!
Oh my god, he almost got me.
I'm gonna fucking no, Perth.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Oh!
Please win this round, please
He's one 65 fuck
Have I ever been
We got a first blood I think so
Perk out of the biggest headache in the fucking world right now. Yes, bro. Yes, I do
You know what bro train train train just because you get one kill you fucking reach hard lock in please the score is 9 9 train the fuck
Are you doing both sir?
Oh
They're sniping now, they're sniping
understanding
Please one on this, please one on this
It's just double up you should give live the bomb he should walk in
actually oh man they blinded us
they should be both there
let's go backside train and live walkin
we're gonna be somewhere
overgounders
let's bait, bait, bait, bait, train, bait, train
yeah you should bait man
do you have a train bomb then?
yeah
let's actually tear us
no blinding no long
I should have played off dick, over here.
My trip's watching, right?
Fuck.
No one's like left, let's go spawn.
Yeah, both of us spawn.
One enemy remaining.
You have dart.
Oh my...
I'm gonna trade Wallahi, trade Wallahi.
We actually never lose those chains chains chains chains chains. Well, I'm not gonna lie
This game might be your best game. I've ever seen you play with my own eyes
Thank you. Thank you, and and you but boy, you I get mad at you when you go AFK stop fucking AFK, bro. All right, seriously
All right, let's go
Well, then all night my last one. Let's go
I think I see a garage he broke it
delayed on my screen yeah some of the chat said how does the stream at 5.6
thousand viewers but only like 200 people in the chat maybe because it's
fucking 4 a.m. you fucking dumbass chat everyone watching the stream res now
Res now you must type something in the chat right now. Oh my god.
Hey, for a second, I thought we were going to lose.
Yeah, we actually cannot stop.
Yeah, I am going to call it there, guys.
Stop being weird, bro.
Fuck out that one.
I'm one game.
I'm one game from Diamond 2.
Fuck you and fuck your fucking breakup game.
I'm done.
Get the fuck off this game.
All right.
Wow.
Diamond 2, that's so BM of you.
What does that even mean?
He was just flowing about how much he loves you and is leaving.
All right.
the lake and he can replace this little we don't know
just go to bed bro go to the gym
you're good man your girls waiting for you bro it's all good
I mean she left one red clearly not, might as well say
yeah he's you're right she's getting clapped
oh my god I wouldn't go that far I wouldn't go that far
oh my god are we serious you know
Jamal clapping her right now
oh my god
I mean Jamal's on his party right now so he came in
I
See code names of the Buddha
Oh my god, they don't want to know because train just calls me a fucking cheater like I don't know
Oh, yeah, you probably would cheat
I would never cheat in the game
Let me see a problem you need to even go to bed
Oh
Train don't be like that bro. Come on. What is what is enough enough bro? What is enough enough?
You're getting up on a god damn radiant one is enough enough, bro. What is enough enough?
I'm telling you what do I eat?
Wait, I think of Texas. I mean it's fine
Yeah, I should have known.
Nah, I don't think it will happen.
Capnion right there.
Why are you like, giving yourself a headache, tired?
You're not tired.
I'm so tired, literally, I'm beyond tired, bro.
I'm beyond tired.
I'm not to think about the way you have a weak girlfriend.
Yeah, it is.
It's not really true.
It's a sign of low-test.
Yeah, it is.
What?
What do you mean it's a sign of low-test?
What?
You know what?
I know it.
entire fucking night hunting and shit you can't be a dollar Jesus Christ
mother oh my god Roman days they're up for eight days I can't rain a flush
anymore
well I'm broke up I still want more yeah I'm good at this yes it's fun as our
fucking pussies bro train invite me you're fucking ugly fuck
not ugly my god train fucking guilt monster you fucking
I know exactly what type of fucking man you are.
I actually wonder from the bottom how many fucking women you've manipulated in your entire fucking life.
I actually generally want to know. It's probably gonna be disgusting if I remember.
Which one are two?
One or two? At least ten.
We just got insta-pop too.
Oh my god.
Three in a row, let's go.
Alright, I'm about to get through Charlie Kirk.
Oh my god.
We're gonna get fucking Jeffrey, Epstein, and Biddy on one team.
Obviously.
This is a rank up here, so we're definitely going to have to win.
Yeah, I think we're going to be on them.
Run it.
Chad, I'm genuinely taking crit damage.
Is that good?
Chad, I'm literally taking crit damage as we speak.
I'm literally taking crit damage as we speak.
Like this is me right now bro.
Chat this is me right now, this is me right now.
Oh, oh like every five seconds really just take this dick damage, bro. We actually I'm so tired
Uh
So
You should have thought about it
But there's no way
What else can I do
What else can I do
My heart is beating
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
You are
yo actually
i didn't know that was a club bro
mid doors, that's good to fuck with me
i'm not playing with you
same people, that's the same fucking people bro
One ten neon
The honest neon 110
We're gonna save people from last game
Bazaar
Flabba-dabba-buzz-ah-ra!
That's how much it was so, uh...
Flabba-dabba-buzz-ah-ra!
That was my rank-up game, we gotta walk the fuck in.
Flabba-dabba-buzz-ah-ra!
Thank you, thanks.
Okay, I actually read all of that spell in here.
right
the other
your gift
all try to try bro
well let's walk out on this game so we have to queue two more
what the fuck
you better walk in my way
you're a fucking terrorist bro you're actually a terrorist you're a slave
oh you can't sit down in twitch
that's a weak band later no stop train I'll say that bro you could
I meant like like your emotions your slave to your emotions
train you're fucking slave to your emotions
I'm just trying.
Together.
Breathe in.
Go, go, go.
I'm working on it.
Oh!
Ooh!
I got my smoke right there.
I got it right there.
One, two, three.
I got it right there.
I'm gonna go behind you, but I can come out of here.
Put that up then.
like shotguns are genuinely my weakness bro chamber is long with the fucking outlaw
can we get like we need it bro we need to remove neon shotguns like genuinely though
I'm gonna be on them all train
You to be on them all
Tomorrow yeah, no blaze, but thank you mother for the endless content
You've gotten me through a lot. Love you scum people. God bless you, bro. Love you
There we go.
Oh, what the?
What?
Flaba-daba-bazaara
Flaba-daba-bazaara
Guys, I want a date but I don't want to use dating apps and there's no way for me to meet someone in real life.
What do I do?
We need a burn- We need a burn-X. We need a burn-X. I fucking hate X. I actually need to get deleted.
But please, they kept it interesting.
I got the shotguns guys, before.
Fla-ba-da-ba-baza-re
like how is he even how is he hitting that at 4 a.m. you fucking creature my god what the
Fuck
You guys understand the velocity last player standing
I'm walking the chamber down be every single around
To grow the fuck up spike planted
So we do do do oh
That's a good thing me
My dog
I'll find you.
Yeah, Liv, just throw the eye at someone you know exactly where their location is.
Like, yeah, Liv.
Yeah, Liv.
Yeah, Liv.
Like, yeah, Liv.
Yeah, Liv.
Throw an eye to someone you already know.
Like, you know, you're supposed to use your-
You're supposed to use your eye, you tell-
to find out people you don't know the location of.
Not that you do, Liv.
You're supposed to entry under the key
She's Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise
It's just levels of this shit
Lock it girl, lock it
Like seriously
Put us off for crosswalk
Watch it out
Move the holidays to luck
I started hanging out with trainwrecks
Since you guys started driving me out of all
A main one
Got us hook
They're dogging?
Yeah, they're dogging.
Bring them down.
Don't even know.
Fire.
What are you saying?
Liv?
Liv, what were you saying?
Liv, don't go aiming
and dive her to me?
Liv, do you know who you're f-
Fuck.
Nice, bro.
There's a lot of people there.
Drinking every night because we're just in my accomplishments. Hey, they were too long on flowing in and I got you this and they say
Oh, I agree with that. I just did my time another shit. I believe in that. I thought you were tired
I was bro
But you know when you reach levels, you know like now I'm in my nine-tailed shocker mode now
I don't leave people energized like it's fucking crazy. I'm really like no
It's like real earth, but it's fucking crazy. I've been long to go all night for you. What's your bra?
I don't even understand that let me have nine-tailed truck and semi-bond and it's crazy because once I start accident
I tell structure. It doesn't go crazy. I don't know
I'm bad
Oh my god, I'm literally at an ultimacy. I don't even fucking understand what I'm doing to my
eyes and then like fuck, I don't even know. I was like I don't know, I'm just tired bro.
Like I literally just access into a velocity raptor by second contract. I don't think I
understand my head. Like I don't even understand chat. Like literally bro, if there's a human
on earth that resembles near to uh uh Naruto it's literally me like i'm
literally Naruto nothing's business earth and all ology i don't understand
velocity of the rafters which i don't understand that shit genuinely bottom of
heart generally
fucking shit i got literally just keep talking forever forever forever it's
like really it's my nine cells shocker chocker you guys know that there's
nine chockers in the human body and i own all 10 i have 10
did you drink a protea shake or no i didn't fucking drink shit bro that's
just crazy it's just once i get tired and i break that tired energy it's
He said that, he said that, uh, that, uh...
Ohhhh...
That enemy is so stupid, he's fucking looking for us.
Oh my god, TV.
Three, two, one.
Enemy speed!
Ah!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Damn it!
You're here!
Ah!
Shit!
Oh my god.
Last player standing.
I had the floor.
I'm gonna save you, no hill.
I felt like I was going to win too.
Flaba-daba-bazaar.
Oh, what?
All of it.
Oh.
Someone buy me please.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Should I know you're not going AFK while you're on 5 Bill? Please?
Just fucking make up games for 4 and 4 and 4
I'm on 5?
Yes, I'm on 5
I'm walking, I'm walking
Alright, yeah, good, that's good
There's a few of this guys
I'm Mercade B
Off of the smoke B
I'm a Mercade B side bang
I'm smoke 2, try and...
Who's them though now?
I'm playing terrible
I don't think it won't be...
Oh my god.
Yo, give me this ring off, okay?
Oh my...
You always have two brain appliances.
Bro, what are you even talking about bro?
I literally fucking saved us this round.
Oh I know, but like, you might as well just not even buy them.
Oh bro, it's because stuff doesn't need to use them
and stuff doesn't need to use them.
You don't fucking need to use it?
This makes sense.
Like three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
Yeah.
Flabba-dabba-buzzah-rat.
He's at 40.
Nice move.
I'm the f***ing bat, I'm out.
I'm batting bat.
Let's go.
trade like when you call me bro do you know you're calling the chosen one
like when you call me you're calling the chosen one right like you're not
calling mood up bro you're calling the chosen one that's stable nothing it
live close on are you just right yeah well I just got three kills I put into
a perspective like that but it wasn't good it's definitely good bro TCO for
a reason though it's not my name is the chosen one not mood in this game
No one else can do shit like this.
Everyone.
Nice play. That was a good dog for me there.
Good looks.
That was a good eye.
I didn't even eye.
I know.
Oh my god. Holy shit.
Aiming by the way.
I don't buy a fucking dog.
I don't buy a gun.
I don't want to be here, I don't want to be blind, I'm staying on it
Guys move!
We don't want to be there, we should try it
We'll try it
Fight planted, we've got one more enemy remaining
Oh wow
There's so bad it's gone now
You can't have them shooting
Last player standing. Yeah, we'll play it honestly.
Oh, what do you think?
We do.
Yo!
We're literally just getting stuck on stream.
Oh my god, guys. I want to hit 10,000 subs one day, bro.
Oh my god, live, go lay. Oh my god, it's hot.
I'm five digits up. Yeah, I was good
You had that before yeah, that's 24 bro, what that should be 26
Chat would you guys open up an only fans for one trillion dollars?
Chat 1 trillion dollars and you open up with only fans, would you it?
Flava-dava-bazaar right
When you gather some info, initiator?
Or for what?
Oh, they are not B, by the way
I
Train bro, oh my god train train guys do you win this much when you queue with prod?
I'll tell you what bro you're playing well you're playing really well you know what I like that I like how
You know I like where you give me like the flowers sometimes
You know like you don't you don't give me the flowers with water, but you give me the flowers and that's what matters to me
Bro, you're doing fucking well appreciate you bro. You're doing I can't say the same shit to you
Yeah, I'm doing terrible this game and fucking ass bro, but I mean it's all good
As long as you're not going afk bros. It makes me happy
one aiming
help us north
two aiming
three aiming
you want to fight it
face your fear
where are you
right there
here
no
no
no
okay
here
I need to get the
I
Bro train you gotta stick it
Yeah, come on train go fucking balls, bro
I got sucked. I got sucked. I don't know fuck if you were getting sucked
All right, you diffuse that shit. I'll suck you
Let's lock in bro B or a bro B or a
You should wait a few seconds.
You better bomb me, you know that's not shit in your hand.
Yeah, you should bomb me, fucking terrorist. Take it.
One of us, one of us live.
Where'd he go?
Airbnb, Airbnb, Airbnb, Airbnb.
Over the top company, I don't know if they give me fucking time to be...
Holy shit, I feel like I just stuck Adderall in the bathroom the other day.
What's going on?
Yeah, I'm dead, go slaps, go slaps, shouldn't have baited these guys.
Bro train, why the fuck are you going baiting when you're 0 and 9?
You fucking wizard, you fucking lizard.
Alright, one on the street.
Just one or no.
Oh my god, right side, right side, training, no one's right.
Nice.
On the board bro one and ten Ben bro one and ten Ben
Do you guys pick up like headaches sometimes
Yeah, like Jim you're gonna sleep this late you make up like groggy like a headache walla really
Yeah, if you drink coffee, then it's only like natural
What do you mean you're getting a lot out of it?
Yeah, a lot of it. Like, I'm godly amount.
I'm godly amount of what?
For what? For luck.
Last?
I'm going my bad.
You can see.
They have a vandal. They definitely have a vandal.
We'll catch them.
One enemy remaining.
You son of a...
What are you doing?
I can't actually stand
I thought Muda had me like I thought he was behind me
Well guys I was and then I looked in the water bottle
I was like hmm did I get enough hydration today?
So I picked up my water bottle and I started drinking water
Cause I don't know if I started drinking water
I mean guys I don't know like
you know one of the most leading causes of dehydration is by staying up super late
I don't take Adderall never will never have never will
Remember me. Oh guys living a silly world with the earth rotates at approximately 4,000
Seconds guys and I'll enjoy life bro. You never know
One life gives you lemons guys use strawberries instead
I
Kills
No, no, no
No, just let me play just let me play I'm telling you
Yeah, I know exactly the
The
Freak out on the sticks it's my new bike
I mean what rank you play this game literally to every time a person is cheap
You're nine hours deep with fucking secret tTV on fucking right to those okay what rank are you right now?
How are you eight and ten?
Random flow on live for no reason
All right fire what a fucking in so
And y'all, look at you, look at you, Train. 3 and fuckin' 11, bro. 3 and 11?
Yeah, there you go. Finally some quality pieces.
What the fuck is this shit, bro?
I didn't see you.
Enemy street.
Work on it.
Cut him, baby.
Ah!
So, pre-firing does not work in this game like Rainbow Six Siege.
I think I've been playing too much Rainbow Six Siege recently.
I can kind of go up with y'all.
Back up! Two back up! Two back up! Nyan Fid!
Is he back Nyan?
Last player standing.
Two Nyan Fid.
Too easy.
I swear I would.
Did we get the rank up already? Fuck. Sluck in.
Oh my god, the Sluck in.
today you're gonna wake up sad you know what I mean thinking about it
keep on the trip for now but I'm a buzzer right
love a dabba train broke and drop me a gun bro drop me a gun train
I can't afford it so I broke it
Oh, oh, oh, break this, break this, break this, break this, break this
I already used the monkey, but I don't know
We're just holding this
Thanks for that
Get out of here
Stay here, stay here
I'm not going to get out of here
Get out of here
Get out of here
Stay here, stay here
like the way I play this game is just so surreal there's not another human being
on this fucking planet that it's like literally does a shit like train
Trin, I need you to humble me, lower my ego please Trin, hurry, hurry, hurry, do it, do it, please.
Look in the mirror.
Yeah, I should have fucking pussied Trin.
Yeah, I should have fucking pussied Trin.
Yeah, I should have chopped.
Who does stop picking up the bomb, bro?
He's not safe.
Alright, yeah.
I don't know why he's doing that though.
It's a natural instinct.
It's a natural instinct, guys.
I apologize, it just gravitates the board for me, it's like home today, it's
my brother.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm gonna push top on you.
That was a hard one there.
Oh guys to be on an island in a villa far far away
Strangely by turquoise waters in an aquarium. It's just so surreal to me
Say turquoise? Is that real?
Is that how you pronounce that?
Genuinely from the bottom of my heart guys I want to tell you guys that we're not alone
We're not alone in this world with other planets in the sea and the seas and the planet guys
Earth rotating at 4,000 miles per hour guys. It's kind of hard to take any of the sense of saying and
To be honest though, I wonder are these people looking at us like we're okay?
Fighting for their land
Genuinely, when they look outside their window, what do they see? Oh, no, I locked the fucking bro
I'll put it back there.
I don't care, I don't care.
They're just up, they're just up.
Fight down, A.
Last player standing.
I mean, I just, I don't know if it falls for it anymore.
I'm back today, I think it falls for it.
Oh my god, train.
I thought you were about to flow into that.
It's not a fucking closer. It's not a closer. It's not a closer, bro
You get fucking all you just get so nervous
It wasn't podcasting in the fucking spawn
We were real rockin here shit. I mean guys come on my life. Let's go to the world make acorns
Like why am I catching a stray randomly and you're fucking podcasting in I mean guys listen
When the world gives you squirrels you make acorns, bro. That's all it is
Guys, I think we really go be here, bro
Because in what world do we not go be in every single delusional math?
Go to bed, bro.
Egg ops.
With my eyes?
Ha ha.
Why is something on your bed now, you fuck?
The intense.
The intense.
The intense.
The intense.
The intense.
The intense.
That was in this game, we lost.
I'm gonna call last.
Now I'm winning this round, game two.
That was like, oh my god.
I can't get in there, bro.
I'm so bad.
I call now.
And we lost.
Greens.
I love you
Wow
We're gonna work man every round
Man you have to
Get real fucking cerebral
Drinking every night because
They're peaking art every round I'm pretty sure
Flava daba bazaar ride
Fuck you guys
Guys, we're gonna lock in one lot train train come on
Train Bobby Bobby train train Bobby Bobby train Bobby train Bobby train Bobby train Bobby train
If you jumped in real life train, you get scared of that shit.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
You saw him, you saw him.
Yo guys, I'm here by the way.
What are you?
Are you stupid bro?
Hey guys, I'm fucking here by the way.
Sliding into two people bro.
Oh my god, what the fuck do you want me to do?
Bro, you jitter, no, you jitter peek and kill one.
Like, oh my god, you jitter peek him.
Jitter peek him.
I'm gonna start fucking spin modding.
Bro, just turn him on, fuck it.
We actually need that shure right now, definitely.
I'm not, I think I'm getting the FBs.
I'm getting the egg from how they're fighting.
Yo guys, lock in at 11-10.
We'll live into the lock in.
I'll be around.
I did we split link and go to be though
I don't think so.
One's used though.
Yeah.
That's a lot of.
Go away!
Go away!
You dumbass!
Yo!
Fucking mouth!
I didn't know that was used.
Snack it all.
Snack it all.
I need to die. Oh my god. You can roll bro but not at the score line.
It's 11-11. I'm not telling you. I got it.
One line wasn't it. One line wasn't it.
Oh, so it got bigger. I didn't know.
Chamber was A. We go B. We go B. I missed.
I should have killed. I should have killed.
I should have treated Liv and won the round.
So your shit you need to buy and then someone else is to take this
Oh, why don't you buy a shotgun buy a shotgun give me the gun
oh my god
bring them down
oh, sorry
goby
it's goby
we have to goby, yes
I
Want to say on the rain I don't know if she overhealed
oh my god live should be full cam or no should be full cam for this game live or no
what's stopping us from just going to be you guys
Like if we just go be like be mean like be mean
Bro, I think we just go be I think we just go be bro. We're not gonna lose
I'm so happy we trust in my instincts bro you are a good entry bro I'm not
I think you're forgetting two people, almost a point one.
Wait, how did you say my name?
Yeah, MVP, let me come on.
Oh.
I'm a single loss on the record.
Yeah.
Train.
You're dying.
Do you have anything you fuck with a winner train?
Like fuck.
We do, baby.
When you hang around in winners, they mean a while,
but you just send a...
Absolutely.
End live.
End live, yeah.
End live.
43 kills, and I'm missing out the draw.
So dreamy.
How did we lose this game where I dropped 62 kills by the way like a wall look you didn't have live
Tyler bro. I dropped 62 kills and we fucking lost
Come on train
And we had fucking rank. I don't get off guys
It's my Pico. Let's go. Not too shabby
I'm looking at a diamond player, Karlo looks so nice, so we do out here, huh?
One more?
and
uh...
is on the honest
is no fuck yourselves
uh...
uh...
but we can show that
i don't know how you guys are tired with what time do you wake up the sleep
this late
what time is it here and i'll live
my career wall
all my god you have it easy right now
I'm 26.
Oh my god.
OK.
I knew that.
No, no, no.
I was saying, oh, I got this crack, sort of god.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm still, I'm sort of 26.
Oh my god.
All right, guys.
We're all going to call it there, bro.
That's the end of the road?
Well, that's the end of the road.
I haven't seen that.
I think I'm going to take the deep diamond too.
Trainwrecks, I know you feel it in your gut, too.
There's a reason why you haven't said any fucking
manifestation, qualification quote on me to get my ass
I know deep down you want to get off to listen well you've well you've found a way you found a way to convince me
You know I just I did the math bro the level of annoying you are when you're tired
It's just not what me or your chat. So you should go to bed. What the fuck?
Am I really that annoying tree when I'm tired really Jesus bro like you just
Jesus Christ
Lowkey, I'm staring at you right now bro, and you're no so big you have no upper lip
What do you mean? I have an upper lip. I don't see your upper lip bro. Are you dumb?
I don't see it.
It's just your nose and your bottom lip.
No, it's not. That's not how it works.
Fucking ugly fucker.
My nose isn't even that big.
You guys are just jealous, bro.
Brother, like, I would ask you to touch your tongue with your tongue,
or touch your nose with your tongue, but we already know you can.
That shit's in your mouth.
The tip of your nose is curved into your mouth.
That is insane. I've never seen anything like it.
Oh, shut up, bro. It's fucking 530 am crazy to me
Fucking 530 a.m. Bro
Yo train, did you see how it's always looked like back in the day?
I'm gonna be honest bro, you need to uh
But should I look good bro, stop being weird bro. No, I'm saying you need to revise that sentence. Oh
That's crazy
Jesus Christ what we all know like the no one is here
We're all we're all normal here, bro
well well well guys at the end of the day and the bargain oh I just realized
something crazy what that stuff not couldn't be any more perfect 9-11 that
just looks right with you behind it yo what are you saying trade what are you
You stay, bro.
So, one more?
That's what we're doing.
No, bro. We get off. We cut off. We cut our victories, bro.
Who's the winner, bro?
You can go ahead and get off.
Well, I don't know about y'all, bro, but I promise you guys,
if you guys play without me, you are going to lose.
I promise to be a lot.
Okay, so when I wake up
For wise 10 stacks to me again. Oh my god
That's not gonna shower brush my teeth floss do my skincare routine like fuck
Not gonna be a bit until 545
I think I have strong to talk for a bit until I get tired and then go to bed.
Hmm?
Where do we find a new friend and keep going or what's the plan here?
It's up to you guys.
I think I've done my due diligence.
Train my good sir.
I love you bro.
Love you too man.
Take care bro.
Have a good night.
Have a great night.
Thank you for motivating me to play more and also thank you to the three Bandos.
live you're welcome for that three K by the way a wobb appreciate you bro for
making these cues a little bit easier still was hard as fuck carrying all of
you guys literally all of you but uh thank you for the help I appreciate you
for everything bro Simon is there six people that's called the fuck yeah who's
the guy not like Simon this entire time we're just watching I've been to a
homework to watch again fuck bro you're a fucking cuck well low I can't watch my
voice no you cannot watch what the fuck oh yeah I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna
lie you gotta shut that shit out there bro he's black you can't say that I'm
gonna I'm gonna be around we good we got the past we do have the past I wish
I wish you guys would have heard me back in MW2 lobbies when I was in a streamer like
January.
You can turn the stream off and say whatever you want.
If you play that poosh icy song I'm ripping it right now.
Who's that we are?
Flabba-dabba.
Buzzer, bro.
So you go to bed like what is that?
Are you speaking Arabic?
What is that?
What are you doing?
That is not Arabic.
What is that?
He's calling some bulls here.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
Train, I fucking love you, bro.
What are you saying?
I gotta play Valorant tomorrow night, last night bro, we gotta get the stuff going.
I'm old right now.
What do you guys want bro?
Code name.
Ascendant bro?
I'm gonna do whatever you guys want.
I might look used to it.
You gonna take it okay right now?
I'm getting off, I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
But, but uh, train let's do some tomorrow.
Like if Jesse and Ixhop are on some shit, this is some, I want you in that group.
Oh thanks for, you want me in my own group?
Not bad, not bad.
Buzzerat.
Alright, love y'all, bro.
Take care.
Train, have an amazing day, bro.
Ty, Arab, live.
It's been a pleasure.
Arab?
Who's Arab?
I'm Arab, bro.
You're so far away from my screen, I don't even know what I'm looking at to be honest.
AWab.
What's up with the fucking name?
Even is AWab.
What the fuck?
I don't even know.
I'm gonna go on, you fucking, oh my god.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know that to be honest, but oh god, bro, fuck for the law.
I'll see y'all tomorrow. Take care. Oh my God. Jesus Christ.
All right. Yeah. It's all fucking tired, bro.
Are there any people in the stream that have a prime sub or tier one subs that want to
help me out because I wrote the very hard today chat?
Are there any people in the stream that have a prime sub or a tier one sub that want to throw maybe a loony at me a
Scent at me and prime at me be pretty cool chat, you know
Try to be pretty cool, bro, you know, I wrote very hard tonight
I feel like it does there have a prime sub or if you're one sub if you guys don't have a prime sub or if you're one sub
I guess I'll just go fuck myself
Lava dava buzz alright
All right chat, please send the road for me. I don't know what time I'm gonna be live tomorrow
tomorrow. I love you all bro. Chat to carry yourself. Sleep well. No, I'll be alive tomorrow.
I literally never take days off bro.
I'm like literally the day I take a day off is the day I don't want it anymore bro.
And I want it bad bro.
Man I'm not gonna lie chat after talking to trainwrecks and being in the same call
with train and being in the call with ex like two really hard workers bro.
It kinda like forms and shapes your brain bro.
I wanna be like them when I'm done with my career one day.
They're 35 years old and they're still kicking it bro.
You know?
I'm 35 I want to be I want to be just like them bro. Anyway, I love y'all two years into my career
I think we're doing amazing bro
It's just a start bro. It's just a start
I love y'all so much
Please take care of yourself. Please love yourself. Please drink some water
Please eat healthy food. I hope everyone sleeps really good tonight. God bless train
You know God bless everyone in this in this chat right now
and
you
you
you
you
you