mooda
๐ LAST DAY OF NIGHT STREAMS ๐ REACTS -> TRYING TO PUSH TO FACEIT 10 -> VALORANT RANKED -> HORROR GAME??? LEAGUE OF LEGENDS??? IDK IDK ๐
04-28-2026 ยท 10h 41m
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It's one in the morning. Can you please shut up in trying to sleep no more sleep and baby?
No
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Don't know how I don't know how I
Don't know how because someone tell me how last night
Nice little ten-hour street. Oh, no, the nice little at the nine-hour mark. I
I go to add my stream right and fucking randomly train comes into my chat and says
yo you want to play one game of Valorant yeah I love to play some Valorant bro one game
One game, bro. One game!
Someone told me why I'm waking up today. At 5pm.
5pm. With a headache.
My heart beating fast and on the verge of an anxiety attack.
bro how does that happen how does that happen bro this guy bro chat i'm at the point where my eyes
aren't even opening anymore it's 4 a.m it's 4 a.m i'm like bro i'm like bro trade i gotta go to bed
bro trade i gotta go to bed wallah i gotta go to bed bro wallah gotta go to bed oh yeah bro
you just don't want anymore but you're fucking pussy boy i should fucking pussy really bro really
Really? Really, bro, really? You're a fucking pussy, bro. Really, bro. Really, really?
You just don't want it bad enough, bro. You just don't want it bad enough.
You know what? He's fucking right, bro. I'm gonna stream more.
14 hours into my stream. I end stream. I go upstairs.
I take a shower. I brush my teeth. I get in bed. I die.
Literally just die right then and there. Didn't even know what to do anymore.
Oh, I mean I
Don't think I've ever started my stream this late
But hey, I guess you could say this was a secret stream, bro
I guess you could say this was a secret stream, bro. I guess you could say this was a secret stream now
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
Hopefully
We go live tomorrow, you know what actually
You know, I'm kind of glad we went live chop
I'm kind of glad we went live today. I don't know why I'm glad we went live today chap
So I could do a suck this job. You know what I'm saying bro. Listen
I want to stream as long as I can without taking a day off
I think we're almost at two or three months right now with no day off. I
Think I think I could be wrong
Um, so, I'm gonna go live, maybe go live for like, maybe three hours, and get the fuck
off stream, bro.
Or, or, or, or, I end up streaming to 8 a.m.
Hopefully it's not the second option.
Hopefully it's not the second option.
Hopefully we just go live tomorrow at 11 p.m. or a.m.
and I end stream today early
and we just, we call it a day bro.
take our losses and go on.
Yeah bro, yeah bro.
Anybody low key chat?
The games, okay by the way chat.
Couple things bro, couple things.
How is everyone doing chat?
How is everyone doing bro?
How is everyone doing?
You know I want you to chat.
Can you guys guess what I hit today?
Can you guys guess what I hit today at the gym today?
Can y'all guess what I hit today at the gym today?
Penis nose no child. I hit chest
Show you guys my titties real quick Chad. Do my titties look good?
My titties look good
So first of all we hit chest and then we also hit tricep rickens
All right chat. Can you guys do you? Can you guys tell that I hit chest and triceps today?
anyway now today I don't know what games we're gonna be playing but I do know
one thing I want to play some League of Legends bro chat I'm watching Jinxie
play league he makes it look a little fun I'm not gonna lie so maybe we can
play some league today I don't know all right maybe some solo league all right
now second of all I want to hop on Valorant a little bit I played a lot of
Valorant last night, so honestly actually we might not even play any Val today. I'm gonna be honest. Okay, we might not even play
Valorant today
Apparently rock it Lee dropped an update where there's no more
Robot flash bots is that true? Is that true chat? Is that true? Is there no more rocket league bots?
Yes, but unfortunately, there's no more Bacchus mod
Yeah, I mean, unfortunate, bro, unfortunate, all right.
Now also chat about that $30,000 CS2 skins.
I'm talking to Trainwrecks right now.
He said, don't buy those skins off CS2.
And your muscles don't look different, Fratty.
All right.
Joey, who are you talking to?
Joey, don't piss me off, bro.
All right.
Apparently also chat train told me do not buy skins from CS flow. Let me connect you to traders
So
We're gonna put a pause on the buying segment. We know what to buy though chat. I don't know if you guys know
the chat
This was our I don't know if you guys know chat do you guys fuck with this?
This loadout, me and Aero came up with an inventory chat.
Chat, how does this inventory look like to you all?
So, for T side, first of all, kill confirmed, UPS, code read, look, the red spot is low
key kind of fire.
the deagle is lowkey chopped.
I mean, it's not like crazy, but it's not bad.
I just don't know what a better deagle skin is, chat.
What's a better deagle skin?
Anyway, all right, this is the T side and this is C T.
Oh, sorry, this is C T side, this is T side.
Now I'm not gonna lie.
Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh.
low key do low key do this is kind of fire bro I'm not gonna lie all right chat I
can't wait to get this shit 36 thousand dollars though can someone give me a
prime sub please to afford this 36 thousand dollar inventory the green
looks ass really no I really like this so I actually really like this inventory
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I'm actually very happy, but also I don't even know if I'm even gonna be grinding CS like that
But I just know that face it dropped an update and I want face level 10 again, bro
All right
now
How is everyone doing bro 8 p.m. Huh chat, what are y'all doing 8 p.m. On a Tuesday chat
What are y'all doing at 8 p.m. On a Tuesday?
I'm not alive is it possible to sleep late but still sleep and wake up not tired
is there is there a way to that because I'll do night time streams every day but
it's kind of like impossible I kind of I always wake up like ass you know what
Cash you came out today finally
Should be really much out
Cash I heard about that bro. I heard about that bro. I don't know we're gonna we're gonna definitely play some CS today
We put me in train played a lot of valorant yesterday, and I don't think I'm gonna play Valorant today unless I'm playing with him
Because that shit is low key kind of boring. I'm not gonna lie. I played a lot yesterday, bro
I played a lot of Valorant yesterday
But also the new bundle drops tomorrow, so hopefully I'll buy the crew and I'll be bundled have fun with that
Make a video on it. Maybe do a giveaway. I
Know exactly
What tomorrow's segment is gonna be chat. Let me write this shit down right now, so I don't forget about it
All right
what the fuck is this huh what the fuck is this do a coke stream with train wrecks
also bro chat I promise bro I will be live tomorrow at 11 a.m. tomorrow bro and
if I'm not live tomorrow at 8 11 a.m. I will be doing a retiring stream I will
retire now second of all chat remember the house I told you all about
Well, remember the house I told you all about.
Remember the house I was going to move into.
Unfortunately, someone put in an offer and they took it.
Chat I don't think you guys understand. I'm actually stressing bro. My lease is up in literally three weeks
I don't have a house. I know where I can go to chat. I genuinely am scared, bro
I don't know my house is up my house is up for lease in three weeks. I
Need a house to move into like ASAP bro ASAP. I'm scared bro. I'm scared
Anyway, I don't know what this guy is trying to say here.
I don't have hacks in my monitor.
It's 3 AM, stop yapping and hop on Siege, nose boy.
I can't even hop on Siege.
I'm banned.
I'm literally banned, bro.
I'm literally banned.
Also, they denied my Rainbow Six Siege request.
I will never be able to play Rainbow Six Siege again.
But, I have a better thing to say.
Now that it's 100% confirmed that I'm going to be banned permanently from Rimbosick Siege,
starting tomorrow, trying to get champ before getting banned series on Siege.
I don't cheat any video games anymore, no stop.
Now.
Now!
Now!
Yes, bro, starting tomorrow or after tomorrow, we will be playing Siege, road to champion.
And I cannot wait for that.
Anyway, Muno trying to meditate by his cortisol spikes after reading chat.
motherfuckers won't even let me stream anymore bro what is this aura aura aura aura
mood of viewers also watch 2x rikai say god does anyone in this stream actually watch rikai
Does anyone in the stream actually watch Rakai?
I mean, I'm not sending hate, by the way, chat, but like, I don't know, Rakai is like...
What does Rakai...
I agree with that guy in stream, please.
What does Rakai even do in these streams, by the way?
Okay, he did a two hour and 43 minute stream yesterday.
Make the world a better place with his title.
All right, let's see
So he's currently dressed up as Michael Jackson
All right did a couple hours of reacts
It's his time.
Okay.
Alright.
Um...
Bazaar, alright.
How to count in Russian from one to five.
one is sugar, two is black, three is dalbayob, four is idinakhoi and five is zeibal
let me know man if you like my Russian lessons I'll see you soon
I mean who thinks this is like uh do you guys think I speak fucking uh do you think I want to
listen uh do you guys think I want to uh um speak Russian bro
hardest language to speak. It was Chinese, right?
From the bar, you get in bed with her, then you feel something hard, and then you find
out she has a bigger dick than you. And then you're like, what the fuck, Digger? What the
fuck?
I'm actually excited to play a League of Legends today.
I don't know why.
I know it's a snoozefest for you guys and honestly, I think it was a snoozefest too.
I don't know, bro. It's weird. I have a weird relationship with with league right now chat
Who here likes League of Legends like at all like literally at all does anyone here like the legends or do y'all literally hate league, bro?
Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna lie chat I hated League 2 and so I played it. It was kind of weird. It was kind of weird
It's kind of weird
Muda, I think this is your game game named airport security
What the fuck is that AI what happened? Whenever someone got you fucked up, what does this mean?
Yeah, go back to your nine to five bitch ass nigga.
What? What?
What the fuck?
Last night lowkey bro last night's stream felt so long chat chat last night's stream was so long
14 hours that you guys are pulling clips that I thought were from a week ago
I am the ice man. I'm a pretty nice man. I'll cook yo these AI videos of drinks ice man album is
Routing it for me. I'm scared. He's actually gonna drop some shit like this
But you guys are ruining the new album for me. Well, stop sending shit like this, but he's gonna ruin it for me, bro
I swear to God
New Iceman cover. I swear to God if this is fucking
Hey
Well, whoa, well, I disassociated yesterday and looked at my OBS
Can you guys tell me why the camera was literally pointed on my conchosaurus?
Sit back and enjoy the legacy of the best.
This is like the biggest clip farm I've ever done in my life.
This was like a good clip farm.
What does it mean to be the chosen one?
Chat, do y'all still think I'm the chosen one?
One sec, let me ask.
Actually, let me ask my girlfriend.
Let me ask my girlfriend.
Chat, let me ask my girlfriend to give me one sec.
Hey, baby, how are you?
Oh, fuck.
Finally, I've been sitting here with my legs spread wide open finger deep in this
I just said what's up. That's all I said
Muda Iceman
Muda Iceman
Chat listen, I want to ask you a question
genuinely I want to ask you a question if you're about to get jumped by seven
dudes would you want me to protect you would you want me to would you want me
to be your hero fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no sending hate from the Lakers
court, Muda. Muda, you get scared in horror games. I wouldn't want you anywhere near me.
Sending hate from the moon. Muda, how was dinner with the big yahoo?
Muda, you're not pulling anyone with these Snapchat streaks.
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. That shit was ten years ago. Can we let it go? That shit was ten years ago. Can we let it go? Fuck!
It was ten years ago, gang. Lesbian mother of five. God damn. Holy fucking Indian. I'm not Indian. I'm Lebanese.
Okay, I'm fucking Lebanese. You understand me noodle. I'm Lebanese dumbass
Second of all, I don't look like a lesbian in this picture. Shut up. I don't I simply do not look lesbian at all
I'm a good guy and
Third of all this shit was 10 fucking years ago. Can we let it go?
All right, bro, it was 10 years ago. Can we let it go?
Can this picture even be worse than this picture? Let's see
God damn it.
Fuckin' hate y'all so much, bro. Like genuinely.
Y'all actually pissed me off so much, bro.
Holy shit, you're so zesty. You might be gay.
Holy moota, you look like you just drove a tuk-tuk. What is a tuk-tuk?
You look so Arab here oh my god bro what the fuck is it really that bad oh
check y'all like you with this haircut I put the cat in here too because I know
girls love cats your wrist demon
You're moody you didn't react I did I did we use this we use this
Who is this oh
My god, it's Kyde. What are you fucking doing? Oh, what the fuck? What is this?
Bull like what the fuck is this?
Like how do you guys even come up with this type of shit? I'm so confused
How do you guys even come up with this bro? Like actually what do you mean not AI? It's so obvious. It's AI, dumbass
ME is 12
I don't know if I'm gonna fall.
Hey, Shaw.
State of Jubonon.
Like, what?
What do you mean, state of Jubonon?
Jubonon's not even a fucking country.
And why is my forehead literally bigger than Megamind himself?
What is going on in this pedio?
What is going on in this picture?
What is happening here?
Whoa.
And how do I have the same pimple that I have today?
So I may add an up here was this yesterday did they take this picture from yesterday, I think this picture was from yesterday
What is wrong with y'all bro this dish definitely did wait this dish definitely looks like absolutely delicious
delicious.
Chad, this is the first time I've ever had Indian food and I'll probably never had Indian
food after this.
Okay?
Chad, I had a girl coming over this day and I swear to God, I think I spent 90% of the
date when we were supposed to have sex in the bathroom, okay?
Literally, shat myself, like, I blew up everywhere and I know I have to discuss it, I'm sorry
it's too much information, but I am never having Indian food ever again, bro.
I am sorry.
What is this?
What did I eat?
Is it because my stomach is not used to it?
Okay, let's see.
Someone in the chat said, ass eater and it literally killed me.
Let me see this.
Like, what are I...
What am I biting into here?
Like, what did I eat?
Like, what did I actually eat here?
I don't know what I ate bro, I don't know.
The glory days.
Yo, this edit is fucking terrible.
Like this was edited on a note key up bro.
Well let's Drake, I don't know.
Drake is this actually you?
There's no way this is you Drake.
I played this game.
I fucking hated every second of playing this game.
Every second.
You guys know, actually, like, I'm not even gonna lie,
you guys might think this is clip farm.
After I played this game, I went outside and saw a tree.
I fucking slapped the tree and spit on it.
I swear to God, I fucking hate trees now.
I fucking hate trees.
How do they run the floor flat?
Actually, I can go back in here, right?
Oh, easy.
I gotta read this motherfucker if you get stuck press tab and check for trees
what
yeah man I'm not getting finesse like that man I'll try again another stream
What the fuck yo, this is a fucking you fucking lied to me
I've been waiting in my chair for seven hours waiting for your big nose ass to go live you lucky you my goat bra
Guys, I don't know what you all may do bro
I streamed for 14 hours yesterday and then 13 hours a day before that like guys. I'm human bro
I'm sorry, you know when I when I sleep at 6 a.m. I have to sleep for eight hours, bro not an excuse
Like so then you don't want it bad enough or you retarded I went live for
14 hours yesterday and the day before that 13 hours in the day before that
12 hours what do you mean? I don't want it bad enough though. What do you mean? I don't want it
It's physically impossible to sleep at 6 a.m. And wake up at I
Missed when you weren't comfortable
Oh, wait, I forgot.
Actually, it's not that I forgot.
It's just like, I wish I had no time to do it.
Chat!
I want to do a hinge segment tomorrow.
She means a Iceman drops on my birthday. Do you plan on going to one of the concerts when he goes on tour?
Chad, I'm not gonna lie. Do you guys give me permission? Sending hate from the BMW factory? Like, what are you saying?
Chad, should we do a hinge segment tomorrow or some shit?
Also, what is this? I'm gonna play this game real quick. Unfair Mario.
But I have a feeling this is going to be...
Yeah, shitty ass fucking websites, shit bitch ass up. W blow up. Before, after.
Moody, your second car got leaked, the CTE.
Chad, what's up, a Mercedes is a blue tech.
I've never heard of a blue tech before.
And why does it have this?
The fuck?
I've never seen a car have that.
Like, I'm Mercedes.
I am elderly.
I'm not so old.
I'm old.
But I got wrinkles.
That doesn't mean no.
I got wrinkles.
That doesn't mean it'll work.
I got wrinkles, look!
I got wrinkles, look!
Fuck him, hell.
like you guys trying to make me a trip out of file like what is this like
I'm gonna have to change him, what is this?
Oh my god!
Speaking of that, you want to know how I knew 100% that Muda was actually cheating?
Not one ore gone through, where he shot on the BB through the wall into Alibou
and he said, he said I heard him because he just good sounded.
Oh yeah!
That's what I knew
It's okay guys, I mean
Be honest like if this guy were to ever get a girlfriend like I
I mean, who do you think would be able to... I'm not even gonna stop.
Just skip. Skip. Skip. Skip. Skip.
Yo!
Y'all need to stop at this shit, bro.
Yo, y'all need to seriously stop.
What is this bro the last files just dropped what is this oh god
Demonstrating day for the unemployed. I just got exposed.
The drama slop the school sh*****er pipeline. Your boy is featured.
You got me.
Basically there was a school sh*****er who mentioned some people in his manifesto including
Turkey Tom, Idub's destiny, Hassan Parker, Mr. P.
Wait, wait, I don't get it. What happened here? What happened here?
Bro, chat, do 90% of the school shootings happen in America?
Cause I've never heard of like a school shooting happen in Canada
God bless
There's something
What is this?
What are you guys studying about?
What is this?
Beep beep beep
Beep beep beep
Beep beep
Beep beep
Fuck I like men!
Kills
One bullet
Fuck I like men!
Yo
This
This is called Dewdrant and I never have tried Dewdrant in my entire life because it was very expensive and not available in my show today.
I was smelling wally bears so I decided to buy a Dewdrant.
First of all today I sold my goats baby for 7 dollars and then with this 7 dollar I took my up model Ferrari and driver 500 km away to buy Dewdrant.
i got it
starting from this one
mood urn knows it's so big but hop on league of legends with jinxed c bro
i'm gonna hop on league after but no i'm not gonna i don't think i'm gonna play with cha
yo
What the hell is this?
Holy retard.
Yo, what is he looking at?
He's looking into the wall.
What?
Spit it out, junk, I can.
Whoa!
So y'all never believe that I pulled girls, right?
Now this isn't AI, chat.
Have you brushed her tongue today?
Now this isn't AI. Of course I have, bro.
bro up not really really so when it's when it's a picture of me and three girls it's fake and AI
but when it's a picture okay let's test something chat is this AI yes or no chat is this AI yes or
know. All right, cool. Not AI. Sounds good. Now, now chat is this AI astronaut?
yeah so you guys need to all get fucking banned bro yes you get no hose
mooda kaya where's your sub uh okay really bro okay you changed up bro okay
okay chat if y'all don't know anything about a kaya bro cuz listen bro a kaya
used to be like oh gee back in the day chat I'm gonna tell y'all something okay
Okay, Akaya used to be in my streams every single day, every single day, okay?
Every day she would never miss a stream.
Then she got a boyfriend.
And guess what?
Her boyfriend didn't like me, bro.
So he forced her to stop watching me.
Now she's back.
Why?
Because they broke up.
Akaya
Do you want to go on a date with me?
He didn't like you because you said my ass was fat
Who needs skill when you have wall hacks am I right chat you saw my wall hacks no bro you're lying
All right fine. I admit it. I was cheating
Jinksy? No wait I can explain please don't hang up!
I was never cheating in my entire streaming career bro. I cheated before that.
Muda you're retarded. You're truly retarded. You're truly stupid. You are a stupid person.
You're a stupid person. You literally listen. You explained it perfectly.
We
Actually it's hard about streamer update
Wait what
But who's morgue pie I don't get it who's morgue pie I don't
Who's MorgPie?
Where are you from?
Georgia.
Georgia?
Okay.
And what do you do?
I'm just living.
Just living.
Yeah, just living.
Wait, what does I'm just living mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
And what do you look for in a man?
I did.
There's no guys left.
Yeah.
Oh, unemployed.
Jobless like you.
Excuse me?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
First of all,
who do you think you are trying to tell me that I'm jobless?
I have you know that my job is very, very hard.
My job is actually so hard that I get really stressed out sometimes.
Don't ever say my job is easy or that I'm jobless because I'm not jobless, I'm actually
very hard of working.
So don't ever say that again, you understand me?
Don't ever say something like that again.
Cheat and scream at the monitor for eight hours a day. That's not hard to do
No
So stop with this fucking song
Fuck is this
Monthly more payments
Bro, what are you- SHI-SE!
I didn't mean to do that, bro. I didn't mean to do that. I did not mean to do that, bro.
Yeah, he's Hooper brains over there.
Oh, nice, eh? Pinecone breath.
Crusty tail.
Quig legs.
Big nose!
Sorry.
You went too far this time.
I spied some-
Oh
Tree no, I got it counts. I didn't mean bro. What the fuck is this shitty as fine, bro
Like bro, what the fuck it also chat dates who have using an OLED monitor kind of fire, bro
Who is this who is infiltrating mood up who is this chat
Wait, who is this bro, who is this?
I've never seen that motherfucker in my life, but I'm gonna be honest, guys.
I'm going to reveal my face in three, two, one.
Stop!
Oh my God, bro.
The fuck.
Oh my gosh, should I call my old math teacher?
How do you have her?
She let me cheat too.
How did you ever do it? She has a contact photo? Yeah? Oh my god
Do you miss me I miss you okay, so Ron was just fucking his teacher back in the day what fucking what what?
No teacher answers like that. Who is that?
They have to be fucking. Hey, there's no way they're not fucking who answers like that
I'll just find my hard buddy.
What?
What do you mean?
Why couldn't that be me?
Bro, why couldn't that be me, man?
Did I used to have this bad teacher, bro?
Did I used to have this bad teacher back in the day on 7th grade, bro?
Obviously, this is all hypothetical because I don't know if you still do work or not there.
I still work, I still work.
I was telling them how like, for instance, like for math class I would just sit there
and not do anything and then you would just let me be.
Pretty much Ronnie, that was the juju that we had, yes.
Now how did that work exactly?
You didn't have to do another homework or another task or anything?
He came, he sat in the back like a cool cat with his arms folded.
Did he do any of the work ever or just chilled in the back?
You did, Ronnie! You did a little bit of work!
Yeah, bare minimum!
And then the one day you pulled me in the hallway and the rest was history.
WHAT?!
WHAT!?
WHAT!?
I said my editing is terrible but I wasn't even trying you big fact you believe knows.
You won't be able to see my Iceman clip or apologize right now if I can...
Apologize right, apologize, apologize, apologize...
Oh my gosh, I called my old math.
Any work, like as much as I can, I was like, if you could...
You're a burning member?
Yeah, I told her, I was like, oh, bare minimum.
And then the one day you pulled me in the hallway and the rest was history.
Whoa!
Whoa!
What happened in the hallway?
You're a burning member?
Yeah, I told her, I was like, oh, like I'm starting streaming, blah, blah, blah.
I was like, to be honest with you, I can't do any work, like as much as I can.
I was like, if you could just help me get a passing grade, that's all I ask.
And then she helped me get a passing grade. Oh, that's tough
He just kept it a buck is cheese, bro
Geez, geez, geez. What in the fuck is going on in this fucking picture, bro?
Holy shit, I'm gonna lose my mind. This is the most evil man that ever lived in
1967 Jiddy Nicholas Stewart was a famous lawyer who was known for never losing a case in his entire career
No one knew that he was actually kidnapping his opponents, which led to them not showing up in court, so he would win by default.
This went on for years, until another lawyer named Brecky Hill noticed that every time she faced Jiddy, her client disappeared right before the trial date.
She told the police about this. They looked back at his old court records and realized the same pattern.
So they launched a secret mission, putting a decoy client in place with 24-hour police protection before the court date.
As expected, around midnight, Jiddy was driving back and forth in front of the decoy's house.
As he stopped and got out of the car, he noticed an undercover police officer.
He quickly got back into his car and sped away.
He was never seen again in public.
They later discovered that he had bought a first-class ticket to the Titanic.
I don't know what I just watched, bro.
What the fuck?
Like, why was I- I was invested into that the entire time, by the way.
Like, I was literally invested into that the entire time.
What? How's that even possible?
I don't know, it's possible.
Chad, who do y'all want to win for? Like, I don't know if y'all watch the NBA, but who do y'all want to win?
I'll be clothing, but probably why I'll be shacking it together
Two Yankees one brim
What is this? Yeah
I know I saw this this morning, bro, I saw this this morning, bro
I saw this this morning. I saw this this morning, bro. I saw this this morning
I think I think it's because bro Jinx is such a bad creator. He probably got like pressed
Basically chat Jinx has always been saying that are you serious?
You didn't apologize normally
I just wanted to make you happy and not to make a stupid eye with your big fat edited nose
You don't appreciate good edits get on your knees such bro Joe shut the fuck up, bro. Anyway, bro
Bro, bro, bro, bro, basically chat more of a story bro more of a story what happened was
Jixi was like
Not defending me
But he just said that if you cheat in a video game you should be able to play the game again
Not on the same account, but play the game again in
Like five years like in like five years in the future and then ever in the community like sort of raging at Jixi for saying that and he kind of like
like you know I'm saying so it might be good to just keep them permanently banned
and I do want to retract my statement I saw King George's tweet and I saw
the teeny bodies tweet and they're right I had a lot of fun with Muda on like
other games like VR chat so I allowed that to make myself a little bit biased
but honestly bro if you get permanently banned for cheating on siege you're
He shouldn't be like above the ball because he's a streamer.
If you're getting permanently banned for cheating, I'll see if you should be permanently banned.
Just because you're a streamer and a streamer above the ball.
I would buy it because I had a lot of fun with Luda on like other games.
But at the end of the day, I think George and Bikini are the best.
Oh boy.
Whoa, what the fuck is this?
That logic should apply to him on League then?
It's not the- I don't know bro, I'm just saying like bro that shit was ten years ago bro,
let it go.
You know that shit was literally like eight years ago, let it go.
You know?
But it's all good.
Evan-
I run a live screenshot of it.
But how? But then how is it delivered?
There's a hack.
You know about Snapchat hacks?
Yeah, there's a mood of hack.
Barret.
Heaven don't...
I don't have arrow keys on my keyboard. I'm gonna be honest bro. I don't have arrow
He's famous. I'm on a 60% keyboard. I
Haven't said I haven't set up my 60% keyboard. All right chat. What game do we play first?
League of Legends
Rocket League or CS go
Now also chat. What's our horror game of the night for tomorrow?
Chat what is the like horror game and fortune? What's the horror game for tomorrow chat?
What is the horror game for tomorrow?
C.S. Skins Buddha, I said it in the beginning of the stream, but you guys were probably
not there.
Chat, train reached out to me, train reached out to me, chat, train reached out to me
and said, what did he say, train was like, don't buy those skins from C.S.
flow let me connect you to a trader and then you'll go from there you get the
skins way cheaper so we'll go from there
uh did this guy get away or sorry what what what did what it's accuracy did this
guy give up what solid hill to yes it's a girl like 20 minutes into playing the
game I got off
Legitimately 20 minutes, 20 minutes, 20 minutes into the game I got off.
Why, but that game is so like, it looks like chain.
There you go.
That game is just so slow, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, that game is low key a little, it's a little, I don't know guys,
it's a little, little, little, little, you know.
Um
My chat tell me chat
So what are y'all up to you on today's fine afternoon evening night?
Chillis art is good chat is chillis art good. I'm gonna play chillis art
That's bro. I like that those games that are like like like like fierce to fathom
I like those type of games chat. I like those type of games that are like almost like fish the fad of me
I don't understand
Wait, what is chillis art chillis art?
Wait say on God
How many chillis art are there?
There's a ton of chillis art low poly horror games some indie game studio are you serious we can't be playing this game
Wait, actually?
Why has no one in my stream ever told me about this?
Well, apparently there's like multiple games.
Chill as art.
Like there's like literally multiple chill as art.
Let me buy the complete pack and play all 24.
No chat, we have never played a Chila's Art before.
Bro, I'm gonna add this to my cart.
Wait, what is buy psychological J-horror
and buy Chila's Art complete pack?
Chat, what's the difference?
Most are good.
Wait, Sakura, are some ass or are they all good?
90% of them are all good would have played coincidence
Would have played coincidence
It just came out in case I'll play it. Yo, I'm gonna add this to my cart, bro
I had to cart complete pack by the way. Holy shit
yo this is actually so cinnamon bro secret thank you bro what the fuck
coincidences is it this one is full when you guys are talking about
You should also look into Puppet Combo, they are the best.
Puppet Combo? Wait, I just got two doughnuts talking about Puppet Combo.
Puppet Combo games are good too.
I just got two doughnuts talking about Puppet Combo.
Wait, chat, what, Puppet Combo, this one?
Wait, we already played one of these.
Look, I played Stay Out of the House.
I haven't played these either. Wait chat, how many puppet combos are there?
Is it only these?
A lot?
Chat, what would you guys say is better?
Chela's art complete pack?
Or puppet's art?
Or are they both good?
Or are they both good?
wants to recreate your nose for enriched ox both are good see wait bro oh my god
okay wait chat how do I switch up puppets art and buy all of the games real
quick because I'm actually down to play them bro holy fuck it is all of them
puppets art puppets puppets art like this chat
Why are you guys saying puppets art and then laughing bro?
What do you mean website?
Puppets combo is the name.
Puppets combo.
Nothing's coming up.
Puppet... Puppet's what?
Well famous one thing at a time bro. Chat what's the other one bro? What's that
website called? Puppet's Combo. It's a website. So you just... oh it like will
send you to the game. Wait so they only have three games. Puppet's Combo only has
three games night shift which I'm pretty sure we've already played before
chat we already played this before
we'll wait we've already played all of these no
okay what's that I'm just gonna literally pin this to my puppet combo I'm
I'm gonna pin this to my uh, like I'm gonna, ah!
Scared the fuck out of me.
I'm gonna bookmark this and uh, yeah I bookmarked it chat.
So, um, yeah bro, I bookmarked it.
But bro, I think chat, we're gonna start playing
Chilla's Art, cause I've never played any of these
and these seem like fun as fuck bro, I'm not gonna lie.
And then we also need to play Coincidence,
one of these days chat.
I think tomorrow we start our journey bro,
We'll play Coincidence and then we'll play it.
Did this guy spell Coincidence as well?
Chad, this is the game you guys are talking about, right? This one?
This is the one you guys are talking about, right?
Okay, Matt, we're gonna play this game.
Oh my god!
Yo we have four games stacked up the ass chat.
We actually have story gamemode games stacked up the ass, bro.
Up the ass.
What are you doing Last of Us Marathon?
Chat, I already did that like a year ago.
Low key.
Part one and part two, bro.
I won't even lie, chat.
I won't even lie, bro.
I won't even lie.
What is X doing today?
Yeah, that's given.
Okay.
Okay.
Bro, but can you go up though?
I did one golf thing and I was with some man in the boys from no pixel my boy Lou
Matt all the boys and black high priest in a year or so we live we live we're
Did he just get her number?
Did he just get her number in three seconds?
What the fuck is so much hilarious.
Okay chat CS.
What game are we playing today bro?
Because I'm only doing a very short stream bro, I'm doing a very short stream today.
I'm doing a very short stream today, bro
All right, so what do we do because I need to go back to my regular schedule both fuck this nighttime schedule
I don't know how case. Oh does it bro. Well, maybe because case only that's four hours a day
But bro like low key chat CS go
CS go rocket League or
League of Legends
Hey Siri, FaceTime Drake.
I don't see a Drake in your contacts. Who do you want to FaceTime?
Val? I mean chat, I would do Val, but yesterday I played a lot of Val. I'm lowkey not feeling Val right now.
Yo, should we? Okay. You know what chat? Do CS and then League of Legends?
Mooda thought when you move houses bro chat the thing is wrong actually scared
walla bro I'm actually scared because chat there's literally no houses that
are coming on the market bro like no no like I've never been this scared bro
because I have a month to find a house and at the rate that we're going bro
there's not a single house that I've liked bro so y'all remember that one
white house I told y'all about like that one white house that got leaked
like the address and literally everything it was like it was like a house that I didn't
really love they moved it down from $4,500 to $4,000 a month for rent but uh I just I
don't like it bro no I don't like it it's weird but I've read my last Dono
Big chess Olaf read my last don't know black-eyed priest is also goaded
What is I mean at this point bro?
We're literally gonna like
Play every horror game in the world eventually bro, but I'm really really really really really excited for that one house
Bro really really excited fellow knows
Bro, I hope I don't end up like homeless, bro. I really hope I don't end up homeless
Okay, chat CS you all said CS and the League of Legends
CS League of Legends and maybe a horror game after I don't know depends
Jack the thing is I could really drag the stream out for literally like 10 hours, but I
Want to go back to my normal schedule bro. I don't know if I can do this anymore
You know
streaming outside of Burger King no like actually well the thing is I don't know
if I could play this game without fucking skins bro like I need skins to play
this game bro check does anyone know if I can deposit money on CS float through
a bank account yes chat cash is back by the way cash is back
apparently cash is back bro.
League of Legends servers right down?
Really?
Like chat, I can link my bank account
on CS float, not just the credit card
because for some reason they were like telling me I needed to like
link my credit card or some shit.
Like how do I add money on my wallet?
Like let's see.
Like deposit money.
It says, credit slash debit card, crypto and ideal.
There's no like bank.
Why is there no like bank, chat?
You need a credit card, no bank.
Yeah, someone in my chat said, enter the amount first.
Okay, like watch.
Like if I do $30,000.
It only gives me three options credit card debit card crypto or ideal
Don't you have a card I do I do have a card but
With the max you can deposit is twenty seven thousand three hundred fifty one dollars
But anyway, that's still a lot of money bro
Maybe we just do a $10,000 job, should we just do $10,000 job, should we just do $10,000
instead of $30,000?
Take up the FAPR circuit, you can buy it, train can also set up crypto for you.
I mean low key, that is true bro, if I like send train like maybe like $10, $15,000
probably just send the crypto money and I don't know if he would do it but if I
send them like $15,000 first imagine train chat imagine train scamming
the return of plash cache sorry I'm retarded chat what's the difference
between competitive and premier does anyone know the difference between
between Premier and Competitive is?
Okay, but Chat, can I ask you a question, bro?
What is better to play in CSGO Premier or Faceit
if you never wanna get fucking hacked on?
Like if you never wanna get hacked on, what's better?
I'll be face it right
Because bro if I fuck boy if I get spin bought it on in a premier lobby bro
I'm on our honestly get a download spin bot hacks on stream bro
Like I don't fuck with that shit bro fuck that shit bro. If you can't beat him. You gotta join him, bro
Stop for ice cream aware
What do you guys remember?
I'd like a oh yeah, um
Stone.
Cloth's done.
Is that thing?
Mm-hmm.
Cloth's done creaming.
Oh my god.
You're really good.
Wow.
Do you want to slip it out?
Oh look at that.
Do you know what thing I love about Xbro is he gets so, like, uh, he gets so, um, awkward
on an IRL stream.
Like, if you go into here, like literally, check, like, look at this introduction.
I don't know if it's just me, bro.
I've been watching xpc my whole life bro
And I feel like he just gets so awkward on
IRL she's not himself anymore bro. Look at this
Not sure if face eat updated its cash to the new one or not BTW new cash isn't available on kami yet
To only comps slash casuals slash dm welcome welcome
Welcome welcome
today we're gonna do um what was the name special you know what are L and um
it's your idea so I should love XTC bro
8000 viewers 300 vote polls so I'm gonna tell you something right now okay chat
and I'm not saying it's a view but I'm not saying is you want I'm just saying
chat I want to tell you something right now if I ever do a poll and I get like
100 200 300 votes and you guys stand you bought I'm gonna speak the fuck out
okay Mooda run a poll right now mods run a poll mods run a poll mods run a
poll anything bro make it anything chat mods run a poll and make it
anything. Mars or the pole making anything. Is he cheating? Don't, don't do that though.
As Muda has a big ass nose.
No one vote so it looks sus.
No one vote, no one vote.
L viewbotter, nice viewbotter, L viewbotter, nice viewbotts.
Look at AsianJax twitch right now.
What's his twitch?
Well, the thing is, I'm so scared of taking...
I'm so scared of taking up
It's gonna start spamming all of her
What 72,000 viewers how
So do you guys think jixie view bots no
But the thing is though I had a talk with
SUC off stream and he said like 99% of the streamers like you bought
Which is like scary to think bro
No, no, I'm not saying Jixi VBOT. Jixi does not VBOT, bro.
Jixi does not VBOT.
Oh, CSGO on an OLED monitor.
But, yes, bro. I see why people VBOT chat.
I see why people VBOT though.
Because, let me tell you all something, chat.
Let me tell you all something.
A few of you bought on Twitch, you lose nothing and only gain.
Where's my gun?
Wait, what?
Oh, it's knife round. I'm so retarded.
Oh my god, I'm actually stupid as fuck.
Shaz, is there a category set on my stream? Does it say CS go or no?
Wow, really? Really? Really? So my mods are sleeping. So my mods are sleeping.
Alright chat, type one if I should remove all my mods and get new mods.
Come on guys, let's win, let's go, let's go!
Let's go bro, let's go!
Let's win, let's win!
You know chat, listen, I can't wait to get skins, because when I get skins in this
Yo, I might actually buy skins off stream today. I'm not even going to talk. Let's go
Am I surprised you guys tonight off stream and buy some skim
One more, I have AK, AK on my body.
Holy shit, am I cheating?
Yo, what am I doing?
Damn!
Yo, are you playing the new Valorant season tomorrow?
Wait, there's a new Valorant season tomorrow?
Yo, tomorrow is actually going to be a fire stream.
I'm not going to lie.
Tomorrow is going to be a fire stream?
Chad, are you guys excited for me to go back to my morning schedule or no, Chad?
Are y'all excited for me to go back to my morning schedule or no?
Really?
Fuck no, do 15 hour streams right now. What the fuck?
Be careful, T.
T.
Just do what train says train just said go live for as long as you can every day
I
Don't forget
Last market
Oh
Yo, I should pre-back then bro
When I have a hundred percent hedge on accuracy with seven kills
Watch out for ladder.
One is stairs.
I
What is happening right now chat, well I meant
Yo, is it just me or am I playing really what's my sense?
I am never switching off the sense ever again 1.25. I will never switch off the sense ever again
Olad or Zowie for CS invalid. Amen. I'm amen. I'm currently on an Olad right now, and I love it, bro
I love it. I
Just I don't know
I don't I've been on a zowie for the last three years, and I don't like it at all, bro
Also chat, uh can someone tell me what 1.25 is on Valorant because I'm what they start using this on Valorant
Yo, I can't wait for crew Nami 2.0 tomorrow and on tomorrow's gonna be a big content day chat tomorrow
Tomorrow's day is gonna be low-key fire. I should set it for tomorrow. We have all the horror games to play now
Hopefully I buy CS skins eventually hopefully I want I really want to get faced a level 10 again
Three I really really really want to buy crew nummies and that's for I want to do a giveaway bundle tomorrow
It's three nine three
The connector!
Oh, shit, one low HP site!
oh my god wait bro am i in my prime right now bro actually in my prime i have never
I will play this game in my life on CS!
What lobby is this?
Barat. 8, 6, 5, 8.
I shouldn't have checked.
Odyssey? I shouldn't have checked.
I shouldn't have checked, bro. I shouldn't have checked.
It's a default. Everything's default. I know I'm dripped out, huh?
Bro, I was thinking of spending, like, I want to do a road to face the level 10, and how
much money do you guys think I should put in this game if I'm going to, like, sell
all my skins after?
like 50k minimum
eh?
all the good players got 50k inventory
is she in new update you know?
and I could just, what's like a good website then
to sell all that shit from after
ah yes go empire
wa wa wa wa
ok
which one?
I don't know, he said CS empire or some shit
Yeah.
See us in five?
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess.
I would show you.
I see.
How do you usually use treated?
Skit lamp.
Hello.
Don't want to get down with life.
Ambers out.
I'm sorry for that.
Yo, what am I doing right now to these lobbies chat?
Like, actually, what am I doing right now?
Bro, who is on your PC?
Like, bro, I don't even know.
15 and 3?
Like, what is happening?
I mean this is a low-level lobby though but like am I playing good to be honest like despite
at being a low level bro am I playing good enough?
I'm gay. I'm gay. I like dick
This guy's low
He's low, he's low, he's low.
Uh, you stink.
Bro, are you really level 10?
Yo.
Bevy, what the fuck?
Yo, this guy is ass.
Oh my god.
How do I see it last known?
Level 7, last known.
level 8, level 8, level 5, level 10. So reversing like not bad lobbies. No wonder your 15 kills
and these guys are iron.
Window and smoke.
One's ramp.
One close ramp.
I did not see him, what the fuck?
Oh my god!
How am I 16 and 5?
I feel like I'm hacking, bro.
Why are you not doing night time streams anymore?
I don't know, chat.
What do you mean why last late night stream?
And then the guy, Bella says he's lazy, Bella.
I'm not lazy, Bella.
But I wanna go back to my morning schedule.
I don't know, night times is like so DJ-ing.
Chat, I literally wake up every morning with a headache.
Every morning with a headache.
I don't know why.
I don't know why, bro.
I think my fucking, my morning,
I don't even know what it is, bro.
I'm gonna give it a bump chop, but every time I wake up, I have a headache.
I don't know what it is.
Fierce to fathom chat.
We already completely finished the Fierce to fathom, bro.
We completely finished Fierce to fathom.
We see the triceps.
You guys are so weird, bro.
Josh is so weird.
Squad games tonight, we need more code names, I actually wonder what, I messaged the group chat, I don't know if everyone's playing today or not.
Chat, XQC, like, has XQC ever had a morning phase in his life where like he would stream in the morning? Like at all? Has it ever happened chat?
like 11 a.m. 10 a.m. really?
I
Don't know
But we don't want me to do bow like fuck avid eagle and I don't want to take that fight. It's gonna jump
Don't ever do that again
Just on the back.
Just sound disappeared.
I don't hear anything.
Yeah, it should happen to me earlier.
This game sucks.
Day streams, but 12 hours a day.
Damn, I really do wonder,
like, I do really want skins,
but I'm not gonna lie, I do need skins badly.
But bro 35k for some skins is low-key. Oh, do you know?
That's like a little kid. That's like low-key kind of crazy. You know
You're poor my god, just take it over and that's it
Do 14 hour streams bring us to the gym with you
Yeah, you know what? I have a better idea, bro. Can I have a better idea?
Why don't I strap a GoPro to my head and broadcast my entire life?
You dumbass!
I'm no player.
You have to go south at least.
Brain charge.
I know
Say life say life
Okay, oh my god
Yeah, I don't know about that. Yeah
I'm out, I'm out.
Yep.
What's this shot?
Yo, hop on YouTube real quick.
Look at it, look at the best mirage shots.
Yo, what is happening to this team right now?
What do you think Valorant is ever going to have something like face it for Val?
That makes no sense, famous.
They would never.
First of all, we don't need it, bro, because we don't have hackers.
The thing is that we do have, though, is a lot of stream snipers, like stream snipers
on Valorant are infested because there's so many streamers that play their game.
And Riot does nothing.
Riot does literally nothing.
It's like the worst fucking team I've ever seen in my entire lifetime, I'm gonna
be honest, bro.
What do you mean we don't have hackers on God at disabled vanguard and cheat dailies?
the fuck?
chat
chat
One push ramp.
This team beats a lot.
Last cat.
Last side default.
Check short. What do you mean? I died by cat. No, not short.
Check. Is alien isolation even a good horror game, bro? I haven't tried it out yet, but
I'm getting a bunch of mixed reviews. Like, people are saying it's good and some people
I think it's ass. Some people say it's boring. Some people say it's really good
Who is on my team right now bro?
Blue Kendra
Yeah
No, who is on my team right now?
Well if he lost that I would have pushed my monitor
What is happening?
I'm not sure how good was ex-qc at this prime among us.
Nice.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
One down.
blue take your jungle please
go get the bomb please go find the bomb
get the bomb go get the bomb
jungle
jungle
Oh
Window window window
Nice
Holy shit
I mean, I don't know
I'm just wanting to do an 8 right now in the first half. What is happening?
I mean, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I don't know. I don't know.
No, can you guys stop saying suss emoji? It's face it. It's physically impossible to cheat in this game. Stop.
I'm not cheating, brofuck!
I could be.
I
Okay
Beep beep beep beep beep out
Holy Triggerbot, Holy Beehop, Holy Auto Beehop, no, you guys are so annoying, I'm not cheating
We can see the boxes. Clara! Bro, how do you guys think she felt when she was like,
Clara? Oh my god. Do you guys think she actually, do you think she like thought she got away with it?
Do you guys think she thought, do you guys think she thought she got away with it?
deploy in flashbang
deploy in flashbang
destroy
mid?
review it out
oh shit, one gap, low lgp i think
one doesn't give you
low lgp brother
Oh my gosh Clara! Clara, really Clara? Really Clara, really?
Be honest with you, what fears the fad of yesterday peak? Yes bro, you know what I'm
so happy about? That we just learned about a new studio that is making games as well
bro. Like I can't wait to see that studio. Like I already know those games are gonna
be so deep bro. I pressed space on accident. Yo nice TOS band.
Bar. Chair.
What does it say on my steam account? I'm actually curious. Does it say steam TOS
Band chat what does it say on my on my steam account chat? How do I check my bans on my account?
one game ban on record
view ban history
Rainbow Six Siege
Bar
Ah
what what's the difference between mood up and a girl what
none they both cheat bro who's there safety cable like oh my god bro what the
Fuck
What do you mean real Bella, what do you mean real? Oh, why is laughing at that? Is that that's not even funny, bro? Yo, um
No one's here
Will you buy facet, right? Uh, premium?
Uh, if I get back to CS, yeah
SableLahi this is the last day of NightStreams please. Bro, what do you mean?
Wolling to get AK please. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Who do you think is better in their CS Prime, Tarek or Shroud?
Shroud? Well I think SpongeBob SquarePants is better than Tarek.
Oh
Do you see what I
I
Love you do need skins shot. I know
Gaps
If you were to only drink sparkling water, could you live off of it?
Can you get hydrated off of Spockly more?
Can you do a little bit of this on please?
This on here.
Any drop fellas?
Let me kiss you.
What do you want?
Any. Any gun.
Thank you.
I
Hello mood just wanted to say that enemies in stream of keep up. What?
Guys
Yeah, there's one of them.
W.
Yeah, because you don't know why, bro, I'm saying that because, bro, chat.
Do you ever think about going to the gym to get muscles and shit, Muda?
You will look healthier.
What?
What do you mean?
What?
I go to the gym everyday.
Is that rage bait?
The fuck is that guy saying?
Fades, why are you saying true?
Why are y'all agreeing with him bro?
The fuck?
Who the fuck?
Jaros' club.
Oh, where is this?
Well, I just saw this
Chat go keep reading him keep following him. All right now. Let me uh, take one notification for now chat. Who's Kadeem?
Because I don't need to be at
See you better who's Kadeem
What do you mean?
Well, I'm not supposed to be the one who won me though.
I think he's actually good at the game.
Kadeem thinks I'm good?
Alright, chat.
Love Kadeem, bro.
Everybody go follow him.
Go show him love.
Time to get off, bro.
Thanks.
Alright, chat time to get off.
W Kadeem.
Chat.
Remember, God first God bless.
Oh, and in case I don't see you.
No, watch.
I swear to God, watch.
Watch, watch, chat.
Watch, watch, watch.
Watch look look
Look look see see see see they all come the second he ends
They all come
Why do you like only watch me when he ends you guys only watch money ends why?
Why do you guys only watch me when he ends but why?
Fuck you fucking fucking
See, I told y'all, chat. They always come up.
Because you're second choice, I mean, chat, listen.
Chat, is it a- is it a- it- it- it- it- it-
Fuck you.
What I was going to say, Chad, what I was going to say was, is it a bad idea or is
it a bad thing to be Jynxie's second choice, right?
Right, it's not bad, right?
Is that bad is that a bad thing oh?
Yeah
Yeah, oh
Yeah
wait they disconnected? is that a remake? what does that mean? should they remake and
face it all right chat so so chat I'm gonna start drinking glass water now I
guess but I just don't like that it's sparkling but you know what it's fine I
don't really care but um yeah bro chat um would you guys rather take plat
Plastic water bottle, but still water so still water that's in a plastic water bottle or sparkling water
That's a glass so you don't get like any of like that. You know I'm saying like
Water is water. Yeah chat water is water, bro
But the thing is I don't want to have like plastic like in my balls, bro
Like apparently you have, like you get...
Muda, it's probably already too late.
You've probably got millions of plastic particles in your balls, and you don't even know it yet.
The fuck?
Money changed you. How did money change me, bro? What does that even mean, bro?
Your nose is microplastic.
So chat, where do like girls have microplastics that if they go in our balls, then where do
they go for girls and they're Terry's and their Terry's
and their boobies see that's how I this is how I know whoever said boobies
yo who's bro how old are you bro this guy said boobies Terry's
Why is it the same math again though like kind of lame?
All right
Am I deaf I heard them but I just heard them, but I thought that was my teammate
I swear to God, I got those red teammates.
I know.
Oh.
Oh my God, 2v1.
No, 1v1.
Yes!
We're using it.
Road sheets and sheets in the gym too.
I can't wait to get skins, bro. I need to get skins, bro. I need training to hurry up and message me back.
I gotta get those skins off the traders.
They're gonna force.
Jack, how much cheaper can you get skins from traders instead of CS floating shit like that?
of
the
of
the
What do you guys think the best FPS shooter is in terms of
popularity and fun. Market, market, you saw market, you saw market, you saw market, you saw market.
Shut the fuck up, you terrorists. Like, what?
Yo, why are you guys retweeting that bro?
Oh, I don't want to be that guy but can you buy me HRS please?
I bet my fucking head set out.
I'm on the ramp.
Grenade!
Flashbang.
Bar!
It's alright.
He kills me! He kills me! He kills me! Out of everyone there he kills me! He kills me!
Really? Me? Me, really? Like, oh my god, you fucking serious. Your nose peaked out first.
steroid biceps holy roid rage okay both can y'all stop I don't take boys
expert I don't even I don't even take creptina
what what oh I'm gonna get as my last game my last game we're gonna we're gonna
become like Jixi League of Legends we're playing League of Legends we're playing
We're playing League of Legends after this game, I'm not playing this game anymore, bro.
You should take creatine, check the thing is, I would love to take creatine, the weird thing is with my body is when I take creatine, I develop insomnia, I don't sleep well for some reason.
reason like I I I I fuck you I wake up a lot throughout the night when I take
Christian I don't know why drink more water I do I drink a lot of water though
I drink a lot of water but for some reason I don't know why I just I
literally like like watch bro like why I don't know why I can't put why we need
cap why would i cap about that it makes my anus itch for some reason does that
happen to you no it does not happen i think you just have aids bro what the
fuck
I
Know
I'm gonna be right 100% I'm gonna flank. Can you go CT and make noise market?
Yeah
Just let me take first if you want cuz I'm
Cat 100%
Potentially due to increased energy levels or taking it late with pre-workout studies often show it does not disrupt sleep architecture
I take it in the morning, bro. I take creatine in the morning and it somehow like when I go to sleep
I wake up like ten times throughout the night
th
th
th
th
i think i heard him capping but i might be capping bro just please
This guy is dead.
No bomb.
I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Fuck!
Fuck, bro.
Oh my god, I got a 3k, I got a 3k, I coulda got a 4k mate and coulda been the hero of
the fucking team, but you know what, I suck some dick, I suck dick.
Yeah, I would say good job, I would say great job, but you know, it's not like that, it's
not like bad games on that shit, yeah.
I have no idea what he's doing.
I'm gonna be a thief.
I'm being a thief.
I'm being a thief.
I'm being a thief.
Yeah, fuck.
I have no audience.
I'm gonna roll.
I'm Tee.
I'm freaking TeeTee.
Aww.
It's okay man, breathe.
Oh because I'm gonna have an extra round and I'm fucking through and I'm sorry.
guess what guys guess what guess what
I'm Jay!
I'm Jay!
I'll say that, bro.
I'll push mid-green.
Get in there, bro! Get in there!
Alright, let's go.
I'll blast you to the right.
I'll blast you to the right, guys.
How did I just die there chat chat y'all give me permission to take a piss do you guys give me permission to take a piss
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
What a bad guy he is!
Would you guys ever have your soulmate bro or a billion dollars?
Under! Under! Under! Under! Under!
Come on Come on
Ah?
Someone found me
Oh
No
Oh
No
What village are you from in Lebanon? I would not be just closing that information
Because half a Lebanon is getting bombed right now bro. I'm actually scared
She don't even feel safe. You know information anymore, bro
Half my country is getting fucking terrorized right now
I wonder, just one?
What the fuck are you doing dude?
You're the best dude
Like why is he there though?
Why is he there pulling shit?
His name is Joker
Joker?
Joker KZ
Who do you think you are with this shitty ass fucking name?
Fuck you
And someone DC'd again like oh my god
Who is your favorite artist apart from Drake Drake?
You can't say that you can't say that
Yo, Rory less talking more cheating
Like
Wow, bro sparkly the water is actually fun to drink
But is it weird I'm getting acid reflux is that no
One on fucking A, right?
Fishing jungle.
You're all in a green box?
Someone died inside.
Terrorists winning.
Who the fuck is on our team going 2-11?
Yo chill on the boy man, what the fuck?
Chill on the boy? What the fuck?
Is there a keyboard and mouse even plugged in?
What the fuck dude?
Yeah he's gotta be straight.
Dude, we're definitely gay.
Yo, what are we doing this round man?
Somebody say something.
Guys, I don't even know if there's a point of wasting my breath. I don't know.
Let's go beat it! Let's go beat it!
Are you sure, man? You don't sound too confident, man.
Well, I'm confident in my skills, but I'm not confident in the velocity of you raptors in the Iridosa Kledis of the Third.
Here it goes. Kledis.
Smoke marked to the right. Go, go, go, go.
You good?
Got it.
I
Trying block one lock. Yeah, I'm trying
Holy bait bro. I'm not going I'm not going in first one the best player like you have to beat no chat
Like you have to beat no
To you skate here to get the pass I'm stairs
You felt triple star I'm just so dead there
Got mine.
Well hey, when people have that MVP, how do I mute this MVP music, by the way, chat?
Chat, is there a way to mute? Oh my god, yes.
Bro, go play League after this game. I'm gonna go try out League, bro.
I'm gonna go see I'm gonna go see why Jinx has Jinxie having fun on League of Legends
I didn't go see all the hype in this game though
Buzz alright
I
Can't stay up
Cut noise go lower and then back to a mate murder. Oh, oh my
All right, I'm gonna wrap all the way and we're gonna go away
they know well they know all they don't they probably think we're gonna go be
we'll see
haaaaaaaaaa
they fucking know bro
alright I'm gonna go first bro I'm gonna go first I'm gonna leave the whole
round on your shoulders I'll give you ten thousand dollars you win this round okay
why would you flash they didn't know we were on a why would you live the entire
world that we're going a with the flash and how is a c7 still two and 14 bro
are you fucking stupid like are you dumb how do you two in 14 well I'm sorry
like I don't even mean but but two kills at 15 rounds okay fine I'm sorry
I
I grew cat
Oh my god, how was it guys over 15?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
You don't gotta be rude to it man.
Alright bro, just take the QT man.
I'm starting to talk to you.
There's no window to open.
Oh no dad.
Watch.
Look at him!
There's nothing to say to him man.
He's looking at us.
I
Fuck
Why are you guys same sauce though
Wake up pixel wake up
Well, let me pick purple you big you move like a terrorist
Well, Red view play assuming you're on a 2k monitor, uh
90 20 by 1440
of the
Ah, he's still acting.
There's one after the other.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
stop saying notepad.exe sus sus sus stop about that vac band dot dot dot bro what
What do you guys mean bro? I'm legit bro.
I'm not a cheater!
Okay.
Maybe under of us?
Oh my god.
What does hunter eyes mean?
Hunter eyes flirt.
What is hunter eyes?
Bro is that some like, clavicular shit?
Is that like some clavicular shit?
Which I do have hunter eyes?
Come on, buddy.
Okay.
Come on, K. Come on, K. Come on, K. Come on, K.
Kind of stuck. I'm done.
Is that him? Is that was that him?
Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Where do you want to play? I'm playing for a chop.
I
Know market pulling it from my back. Yes, I'm here
No player life. All right, let me go first don't fight. I'm like sit in a corner and
Even if it like he tops, let me take first. Okay, you'd be the rat you'd be the rat in this, okay?
Yeah, I think so yes to be there's no way you can get it
Have you played all of his the fathoms? Yeah, just I have
Shut low key. I'm not gonna lie. I have a new series to do bro, and I can't wait, bro
So chat, what my streams are is I always want to end the night off with a horror game, bro
Hopefully like if I could where's this clipper everybody gets in it?
What is this clip?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's very cool. I love I like it
It's for example
Wait, this was literally today
But, I have a better thing to say, now that I'm 100% sure that I'm going to be banned permanently from Remus the Siege, starting tomorrow, trying to get champed, before getting banned series on Siege.
Oh, that's Brenda what?
Um, should I don't they just instantly ban me, then I'll get it.
Where'd my entire team go?
Where did my entire team go?
Up in cat, to the top corner.
I'll pick it.
I'll pick it.
From where?
She hit that from ladder.
From where? Oh, ladder.
Oh, that's so fucking gay.
Come on by me, please.
Not looking like me, dude.
Join me, dude.
Like, guys, as the guy that has 27 pills, I don't want to be like that.
I don't want to be an egoist because fucking egoists smoke like that.
Back to 26, bro.
Alright, I'm gonna smoke top mid-bego, we go, we go.
Oh, I think I fucked my smoke.
Alright, GG's, guys.
No one
I'm sure we're gone
Allah Akbar guys, Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh
I'm sure you're all dead, I'm gonna take care of that
Oh my god
I will literally have sex with Bonnie blue and make it only fans with Bonnie blue if this
guy wins this round.
Let's go bro, please, please, please, please.
And I'm gonna host a f**k a fan contest and give whoever I fly out $100,000 if we
win this round.
Remember, first tap is always fake, don't flash, don't flash, don't flash.
First tap is always fake.
Flash now.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god, yes, bro. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes. Yes, bro. All right chat now for the board now chat
I'm sorry to say this but chat scamming is scammed
Let's go be a little bit of flocking. Let's walk. Let's go
Cat, cat, cat, mid, mid, mid, cat, don't go be, don't go be, mid, cat, mid, cat, mid, cat.
Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
You push under.
Is that under? Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's try to the other way.
Can we spot this by chance?
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my...
This clip will cheer you up.
Do I miss Muda?
Well, Muda is not mine.
That's funny, man.
But I do like hanging out with Muda.
I think Muda is really funny too.
I genuinely think Jinxie, Muda, and Hiveyes are all some of the funniest people I've
met and I'm very enjoyable to hang out with.
I do enjoy hanging out with them.
They're all very funny.
They're entertaining.
very good streamers
What do you want me to do this information?
What do you guys want me to do this information?
Tell me bro. What do y'all want me to do this information?
What is this clip or what is this?
Are you serious? Let me take you to McDonald's shorty
like what the fuck man yo hunt journeys to get fucking like he needs to get to we
I how is this guy not banned from from from from this platform from valor I
don't understand bro hmm I'm kind of confused bro I'm kind of confused many
like actually those are see our chat League of Legends yay mayor gay chat
League of Legends, yay, nay, or gay. Chat League of Legends or Rocket League, yay, nay, or gay.
Which one do y'all want? Now awful. Do you guys give me permission to take a piss? Because bro,
Holy fuck. I need to take a piss, bro. I need to take a piss and I need to take a piss bad, bro. Like, bad.
you
you
you
you
you
Now chat, sorry, alright.
We issued a penalty to Enduroz and Game for leaving the game.
We're sorry.
We'd like to make it up to you two autofill protected games.
Why can't we get some of this shit in Valorant?
Why can't we get some of this shit in Valorant?
What the fuck?
Why can't we get some of this shit in Valorant?
Huh?
Okay now listen, I need you guys to help me when I play League Bro because I'm not the
best at this game chat.
On God.
On God.
Yeah.
Chet, is Fortnite still alive by the way?
Is Fortnite still alive?
Wait Chet, Chet, you guys, yo.
Can we watch a cop video today?
Jack, can we watch a cop video today?
Jack, what's a ban that we should ban if I'm playing Yone?
Jack, if I'm playing Yone, who do I ban?
If I'm playing Yone, who do I ban?
I
Robbiting my my lasar
Chat what is warcraft 3
3.
Chat, what is Warcraft 3?
Age of Empires?
This is like the weirdest game to play.
I don't understand.
Like, wouldn't you rather play like Minecraft or something?
Cut
Right or no chop
Damn tomorrow Valorant season comes out holy shit
tomorrow hopefully tomorrow check tomorrow wait what is this flash ignite check tomorrow
trying out the valorant segment giving away a valorant bundle horror game some rocket league
maybe something like this maybe buying CS skins off stream honestly we'll see we'll see
what happens tomorrow bro it's tomorrow an early stream check if you guys want tomorrow
to be an early stream or do y'all want like tomorrow to be a late stream what do y'all
want or a late ter stream a late ter stream or and my entire pc just crashed
the fuck
My shit just crashed.
What the fuck?
Yo, my game, uh...
What's happening?
Will you ever play Overwatch again? I don't know, Amber. Chaz, Overwatch good?
K-Soul's stream crashed. That's why I'm here.
in my game crash, why is it taking so long to load into this game?
So chat, not only did I get a jinksy raid today, but now I'm getting a queso raid.
Is that what I'm hearing chat?
So basically I got a jigsie raid today and now I'm getting a queso raid today.
Queso is back, goodbye.
Did he actually come back?
He's not even back yet bro.
Oh wait he is back.
Bar.
Wait did I just use fucking flash on accident?
I'm getting ego. What are you saying, Madison?
are you reading VIP?
I don't know if this guy is good or not.
Is this it ass?
Change the camera back?
Chat, do you like this camera?
Did this feel me better?
No.
I don't know chat!
I don't know why, but playing League is actually like, at least though, when you're winning in League, it's a fun game, but when you're losing, you generally just want to like...
Bro, I'm not gonna lie chat, OLED monitor bro, is it like low key?
I don't know if the OLED monitor is good or bro, my BenQ monitor was so shit chat.
I bet he wanted to have a soul shit that it makes this look so good.
you
you
you
you
you
you
How strong is she?
Bro, Chet, did I already lose the game, basically?
Chet, did I basically lose the game already?
Actually...
I'm still scared.
Shut the fuck up.
Stay right there.
Stay scared.
All dead.
This game is so ass, one like is see why you guys hate this game, one like is see why you
get in this game.
On my life I'm on a song, on everything I love when it's only after this game.
On everything I love when it's only after this game, this game is so, I don't know.
I just don't have the patience to learn this game.
i don't have the patience to learn this game bro i don't have the patience to learn this game
i don't have the patience to learn this game so i'm getting the fuck off of this game the
second this game is done
literally uninstalling and never hopping on this game again like ever
like literally ever
maybe in another life bro
maybe in another life, but...
She's level 8, she can't be that level 9. How much l- oh my, she has so much fucking...
Oh, she actually has so much shit, bro.
Okay, so I just can't fight her. I just can't fight her. Okay, you know about Hamsa taught me a little bit
I'm gonna try to like beam. I'm gonna try to like
I fucking hate this game.
Yo, so do I uh, I mean, can I have a question bro, I have a question, um, can I have a
question bro?
Um, is that pick like, fucked for my character?
Is she like?
Am I just dead bro?
Bro how am I gonna beat her bro like chat she already has my did I just lose the game bro
Did I just lose the game basically like is it done
Oh my god, my fuck
Stop pushing bro. I wasn't I tried running away. I just water her minions bro
Well, fuck this shitty ass character like oh my god that kid just a bitch fucking hate that character, bro
Fuck this character bro.
Then I ask bro my fucking, my cortisol is increasing right now bro.
No I'm not watching no educational video on this game.
Fuck this game.
fucking dick.
Like how do I even get stronger? Like is she so fed?
How much is 4 kills bro?
How much is 4 kills?
Look at her CS, 112.
So she's like 4 times my strength basically.
and
Go back go back go back
What do you mean push back?
There's one way like a little bitch, should I, should I have fodder?
What is this stream snipe?
Why is she emoting on me bro?
Why is everyone ff-ing?
Jawari ff-ing?
Because of you?
Actually?
Did we just...
Did we just ff- because of me?
Okay, should I play another one and ban her?
Should I play another one and ban her?
Are they playing another one in ban her?
Only one more bro.
Pick a good top laner.
No, no, I only play Yone.
I don't know why.
I don't know why, but I only play Yone bro.
I only play Yone.
What is X doing today?
Is that TikTok?
Yeah, I only play Yone bro.
I don't know why she's just how it is bro who is someone I can play on League of Legends
League of Legends who can like wait what wait Kadeem
It's a good
Karim good
It's Karim good a lot of money. That's like that's like my whole desk over here
My whole desk over 2k
Okay, one second bro. This is bullshit.
Ban a champion! Or really a...
Ja, how do I know if I have top, later bottom? I have mid.
Ja, who's the good mid lane to ban?
Who's the good mid lane to ban?
Who's the good mid lane to ban?
Malz.
Okay, now... now what?
Chat, what rank is Kadeem?
Is Kadeem good, Chat?
What rank is Kadeem?
IRON!
This motherfucker's iron!
The fuck, he's been ironed for eight years, say wallah.
Is Yunora my counter?
Chat bonus damage, ramping attack, movement slash health.
Which one do I do chat?
Attack, ramping, middle one.
Lol a castle on funda bliggins, just dodge her with your e-respecter when shroud is up
you win.
I don't know what that means holy fucking gooner ass game though god damn why do all
these characters have their titties out the fuck chat Doran's shield star or Doran's
blade which one is better
alright last game of the day chat last last league game last league game of the
day last league game of the day
Who is this bro what is this emoting?
What is this all right, bro, I don't know any of those abilities, but you got it bro. You got it, bro
You know I'm dead now. I'm dead. Oh
My god
Cuz now I know her character a little bit. At least now I know her character a little bit.
TP you dog? I don't know what TP means.
Oh my god I'm dead.
Okay, uh, ulti 4?
Should I just ulti 4 bro?
Like, wallahi I'm done, ulti 4, never play this game again.
I hate this game, I hate this game so fucking much.
I hate it, I hate it.
I don't know how to play, I don't know how to play, I don't know how to play.
Well, let's see, let's see, let's see.
What's my ACS?
Okay, I have 8, but if she has 15, she's already double.
She's already double.
She's already double
She's already double bro. She's already double
I'm sure I last it I'm gonna last it like he taught me Hamza
It should be at almost 40 by now.
And as you don't know anything, wait, a W does a shield on me?
I mean like what is this faulty character bro?
Like what is that character bro?
Recall in CP?
How do I TP F?
Bro, this game is so fucking ass. I'm never playing this game again.
I'm at 18, she's at 26, that's not even bad.
She has her ult now because she's level 6.
I hunt them all the same.
I don't know, some games I can play, some games I can't play.
games I can't play some games I can't play bro this is the game I can't play
bro I don't know I'm good at like CS go Call of Duty Rainbow Six Siege Valorants
picking games bro I can't play bro I don't know how to play this game I don't
know this game it's I don't know like fuck
Fuck you
What the fuck is that?
Holy shit, I almost got ganked. What the fuck? What was that? Oh my god
feel right bro
I don't know if I can fight that.
Key to my future.
Was that a good shot yes or no?
Was that a good shot yes or no?
Was it good?
I'll go back so chat I'm at 41 minute came to that 56 is that a big difference
please oh my god yo oh my god oh my god
It's going to be a good one.
I might buy my skins later tonight.
What the fuck, I did not see it.
I
All to the way how she chased me I all to the way though, how did she do that?
I don't know what that means, bro. Like what the fuck does that she had a kunai on you mean, bro
Well, give me off this game, please
Like I'm literally iron. Why am I in this rank like I'm iron, bro. I downloaded the game yesterday. What the fuck is this?
What the f**k?
That a la hug, bud.
Like, what does that mean?
She just goes in there and disappears, bro.
What am I, gay?
We also come up for all.
I don't mind that, I don't mind that, I don't mind that at all, bro.
I don't mind that at all, bro.
Are we winning the game or not are we losing chat I don't even know I don't know what
What's the look for in this game though?
Like I don't know how to know it
Fuck you
Wow you are terrible at league bro come on stop I literally have like 100 hours on the
game and the last month of the game was like 8 years ago.
Like six months ago
Like bullshit so strong
She just got fucked.
You cannot 1v1 her at this point.
Chat, what if I get, um, Blade of the Root King?
She's already got two items. Oh my god. Is that why she was fucking me up?
Wait, I did not know you could do-
Where did that motherfucker even come from?
Oh my god bro what the fuck?
Get that nose out of that camera, boy.
A summoner has disconnected.
You got this game.
GGs, get me the fuck off this game.
G fucking Gs.
Exit, sign out.
Gone, bro.
Gone.
Alright chat.
Um, bro, do I really like...
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I want to buy these skins bro, but $35,000 is a lot of money, bro
It's a lot of money bro, shh like
$35,000
No, isn't that a lot
It's low key just not worth it at all like bro, this is like my dream
Um, bro, this is like low key my dream fucking
This is like low key my dream
Like bundle bro, but like here use this see you use this
No, no, it's not it's not bro snowmen these are not weak gloves, but these gloves are low key fire
Like my Emerald Bugs are $3,000.
Like get Crimson Komomo's?
I don't like those.
If you're not gonna play CS for long term, then it doesn't make any sense.
I agree.
Bro, you know what?
I agree.
Chat.
Ahhhh.
What if I just remove, bro chat, what if I remove this knife and these gloves
and buy everything else, but use these two instead.
What if I just do one glove knife combo, combo, but keep everything else red?
Is that going to look bad though chat?
Is that going to look bad?
red side is way better than the green side. I mean, I'm not gonna lie, you're not wrong.
No, no, no, I'm gonna keep all the gun skins, chat. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna
remove these knives and put on the Emerald Doppler.
No, keep the Crimson Web Gloves and the M9 Crimson Bayonet.
oh wait should I keep the red set chat but just change the dock the Corambit to a Ruby M9 instead
how about instead of buying the skins you use the money to get a nose job
why not just go cheaper knife cheaper gloves um bro I'm not gonna lie that's not a bad idea
at all but like why want to own the one of like the gems but like I want to own
one of the I want to own one of the Ruby M9 doesn't look that good knocking
lie get rid of half the gunskins but bro even if I do it doesn't really change
that much of the price to be honest because they're all like 80
bucks like this okay I don't know how to remove chat how do I remove these can
I even remove these I can't but like oh okay here like bro I'm not gonna
buy any of these but like the rest I will like these are gonna be my skins are
here but something by shaved off like a hundred bucks you know
replace emerald webs for my minimal wear line polycam what about all blue
No, I like this. I like this but I just bro like
Like I just don't understand like
Yeah, what's a really good deal sunset storm I guess but just finance it on bro
since it finance it bro no bro but I just don't know what makes this so it's
probably the knives brother knives you just make it such as the ruby and the
fucking uh check the ruby and the uh the m9 just make it so expensive bro
like my knives alone are 20k
like 22 000 dollars do you like the m9 or karambit more i like the m9 more
But honestly, I can't decide. I actually can't decide.
Chat, should I just buy a Karamit for CT side, but like buy like a...
Chat, what's her really good? Should I just get an Autotronic, bro?
Fuck no.
Fuck you guys, bro.
$12,000 for a fucking knife, like are you stupid?
$36,000 Canadian, just for some skins, actually brain dead bro, like literally brain dead
no?
Like what?
What the fuck do you mean?
You can get black pearl and use it for CT slash T side?
What do you mean?
No, no, no, it's 100% not worth it.
Bro, I want to put like 10k into CS.
But like, even then, bro, like...
I don't know, bro.
It just doesn't make sense, bro.
It just doesn't make sense.
Like, I don't know.
Like...
Don't do too much.
See, that's what I was thinking, bro.
I think I should just get one loadout chat to be honest. I think I should just get one loadout. No, I
Lost 8k on CS gambling last month mound. Are you retarded? What the fuck?
Make a sub goal chat. I think I just end stream, bro
I want to wake up tomorrow at like early, bro. I want to wake up early tomorrow. We're going about like 6 a.m. Recently. Oh
My god, so the thing is bro is I don't want to keep doing these late-night streams, bro
Like I don't like this late-night stream shit, bro
train taught you better oh my god no bro I'm down to keep doing long streams but
like I just don't like doing late-night streams our late-night streams really that
peak chat I wake up with like literally just aids and then we wake up like I'm
dead play more league you did not just say that bro you did not just say
play more league I'm that ass gonna break everything in my fucking room if
I play Moldy. Let's hop on Rocket League though. I heard they added like a crazy update for Rocket League or some shit.
Bro, horror games? I mean I'm down to horror games.
I'm gonna buy a lot of horror games soon bro. What's it called? Let me see.
These bro whatever the fuck chill as art is I'm actually so excited for chill as art chat
Yo chat can I can I order a pizza and we watch like a like a like a cop video oh my god bro chat
Can we order a pizza and watch a fucking like a cop video bro okay let's have me order
Domino's and the order Domino's and the order Domino's and I'm so fucking fat bro. I'm actually so fat
Thanks for calling Domino's pizza where great pieces starts with great service
Please hold a customer service representative will be with you shortly
This call may be monitored or recorded. We'll be right with you to take your order
Want to earn free pizza
Hello, can I order some pizza, please?
Oh, I'd like to have a medium pizza, please
Can I, uh, black olives, green peppers, and mushrooms?
Anything else?
Uh, maybe some, uh, some, maybe...
Do y'all sell anything with cinnamon on it?
Yeah, cinnamon.
Can I please get, uh...
hmm should I get some cinabytes yeah
if you actually get some cinabytes
sorry but can I get hmm okay
Okay, black olives, green pepper, mushroom, two ranch on the side and no cinemas, no cinestics
please.
Okay, two ranch, anything else?
And that's it.
A delivery please.
Can I have the phone number for the order?
you
Bro's muting like his entire chat doesn't already know his address, son.
Bro.
What?
is the most craziest shit to set.
How does this end time to time? Really?
This is fire, no?
Aw, alright.
Bro, I can't believe they, uh...
Chad, did they really get rid of fucking, uh...
Did they really get rid of uh, Bacchus mod bro?
Why would they do that bro?
What did it do?
It just, it gave you like a nice car.
But they're...
Oh, right?
Did I change my settings secretly? What the fuck?
Okay, it was like everyone bawding against me. Why is this guy so ass now?
Baw yeah.
FUUUUUUU
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I go live at like 12 usually I go live at 12 o'clock usually.
PM, my time. PSD.
I mean, you didn't even read your chat anymore, like it's kind of, I'm in a game right now
in one minute, just one minute. Do you even read chat anymore? Like, do you even care
about your viewers?
No, I don't even fuck my viewers, bro. Fuck my viewers.
Whoa, I'm a viewer. What's wrong with you, bub?
Of course, bro. What type of question is that, bro? I would literally take a bullet
for my viewers, bro.
Really? You'd take a bullet for us?
I would take a bullet for one of you guys, yeah. I mean, Greek, I would take a
bullet for everyone in my chat except for you, because to be honest, if you were
to take a bullet you just swallow it so I don't survive yet true but I mean you
can just like you if somebody does a bullet of you all you have to do is
breathe outwards of your nose and you can do like it's some sort of like nose
inhale counter attack what the fuck you just say like like it's like you go
with your nose and the bullet will go like really yeah or you can do the
a sniff attack where you sniff it and the bullet goes in your nose, because the velocity
is like a tornado in there, it just stops the trajectory of the bullets, it's like
whoop whoop whoop.
Mark. Yo yo, it's Crazy Chat. Can I ask you guys a question? How does it feel like your
streamer is the best at every game he touches? Whether it's Rocket League, whether it's
Valorant, whether it's CS, whether it's Rainbow Six Siege, literally every game,
I'm the best at. How does it feel like to be a viewer in my chat? Are you guys
I constantly entertain no matter what I do
Yeah, bro, so if I sleep late tonight, how the fuck am I gonna wake up tomorrow early and she met 12
You need to fix your schedule
And also Greek what's like what I brought I asked okay, I'm not even gonna ask
like I'm not gonna tell you what train said but
Basically I asked train how much hours I should be doing a day and streaming
I want to be like the best like not the best fuck that shit just known as one of the greats
That's it like I want to be I want to be on I want to be known
You know like you know I want to be up there and collabing with like X and and train and
Jinxy and Ron and and you know speed
You guys want to be up there bro. Fuck being the best, you know, how much hours do I have to do a day?
Yeah, but yeah, but I've heard of like diamonds in the rough sometimes
Sometimes the best isn't what you think it is, you know
You think the best means equals viewers and a lot of hype like sometimes the best content is these low-key streamers
And not many people know about so I wouldn't write I wouldn't you know
Limit yourself to that type of belief
All right join no Greek. I don't know why everyone makes fun of you, but you're very wise, bro
Thank you. And also, you shouldn't compare yourself because if you are the best, you're
already losing by comparing yourself to somebody who you perceive is the best.
Oh my God, Greek! Damn!
On my life, you're a philosopher. I invited you, I invited you.
I'm been telling everybody that. Nobody fucking takes my way. I'm like, told you.
I'm in the fucking room with the boys talking about life, like I'm out there in the college field.
So how many hours do you think I should be, like, how about trains at minimum? I should be doing 10 hours a day.
Okay, well trains are like some sort of like, with like...
You should admit, I think the best you should be doing would be seven hours is prime.
Yeah, that... You know, Greed, can I be honest, bro?
Is it enough? Yeah.
Well, I thought, you know, I usually do my eight hours for the last two years of streaming every day, no days off, I just do eight hours a day.
Then I met Trane and now I'm streaming in the middle of the night like 7am in the morning.
You're in the DJ sketch.
He's like calling you a failure if I get off, you know?
Yeah, because you want to do seven hours because like, well technically if you actually want to do it, you want to like, to be honest, you should be doing five hours of just like high octane content.
content but like if you do eight hours you're gonna start burning out so you
want to in between five at five hours and and eight hours is like a sweet spot
so you like six hours seven hours of good content good planned content like
plan it have a schedule and boom and then just to start grinding you know
because like it viewers don't care like if it because you can just watch a
of odd we can watch if you like you can watch it you to be a contract
oh shit
next
we back in the day that the prime was four hours
no it was not what the
yeah it was shooting four hours back in the road my fucking grandma
the good stuff that the good streamers would do for us is class content like
high-optane
but that's not what streaming is i feel like it's like that's like the the new
way of what people want to make it be like
i feel like streaming should be like you and a streamer just connecting well
yeah i mean yeah you want to connect to your views but
but the thing is with the six-hour streams
you are capitalizing on making a good highlight youtube video and getting
viewers to go on youtube to watch your streams that they've missed
in a condensed form
so you want to
Um, understand, like, it's good for your other platforms sometimes if you do less.
So it really is just juggling it in between.
See, when you become retired like me, like, you can just stream whenever you want, whatever time, whatever time you...
No, you fucker, dude, I'm too old!
Oh my god.
Lock in, Muda!
Dude, are we serious?
They're sniping.
It's fine.
right you know so i see so yeah i see i see exactly what you mean oh i just
dip by the tip just relax
oh shit nice i'm here oh that's a beautiful shot holy
shit me that was absolute class i'm gonna bounce it
but mind you're just gonna play like your solo call i know about you guys
greek artist but oh shit here go ahead
look you me that girl feel great
yeah your fucking terrorist teach bro
get off get off get off
say that say that say that say that say that
say that
hold on
yeah you know what i like bro doing
like 12
to 8 ish
that's crazy yeah
12 to 8 p.m. every day
you wanna have like some more but
if you just make your life
streaming all the time the content gets a little bit
you wanna go outside have new experiences
and like be refreshed when you're streaming you know
Yeah, that's why I feel like the content is the best, no?
It's about a bit much.
12 to 8?
You want to do 6 to 7.
No memes.
6 to 7? I feel like you're trying to gatekeep me bro, what do you mean 6 to 7? You do like 10 hour streams every day.
I'm just giving you a good, like, what a good schedule, like you can do whatever you want obviously, but
if I just had to recommend somebody who's starting out, it'd be 6, 7, like, good, high energy content.
but yeah
alright so basically
so why does svc do like 18 hour streams every day
he doesn't
sometimes he does like
8 hour streams, 9 hour streams
I'm at like 12pm to 8pm
uh...
Yeah, why not, or like 1pm to like 10pm. That might be good.
Have a good little morning and then finish off a little stream into the late night.
Oh my god!
That's what I do, Sam. I mean, that's what I do. Like on the daily.
How much money should I spend on Zaskins?
How rich are you?
Do you have Bitcoin?
No, do you?
Shit, I don't know if I should have done that. That was a bad touch.
No, but if you have Bitcoin, like I know a plug that can get you like a full nice load out of some Bitcoin.
Why don't you do gambling?
Fuck no.
Why I don't know bro I just feel like gambling's fucked bro, okay
What the fuck
Well, oh my god, you're actually carrying yeah, I thought you bro. Oh the pizza guys outside. Oh my god. I ordered pizza. Yeah
Oh, wow.
Bang.
What type of pizza do you order, pepperoni?
No, bro.
Meat feast?
Green peppers, black olives, mushrooms.
Oh.
Ow.
What?
Are you a vegan?
No, not vegan.
Are you a herbivore?
No, no.
I just, I just like, I don't like pepperoni.
I don't like pepperoni
it's uh... it's like uh...
pigs are like nasty bro
pig is nasty, yeah
some sand
no! I'm so damn unfolded
I'm gonna be AFK for your interview for a bi-
bi- bi- bi-
okay, I'm unfolded but...
mold
I do be getting like a receding
hairline in my elder age
like, Malkus, what do I do? do we hit the old turkey
Thank you.
Line up.
Oh my god, I got my pizza!
I got my pizza!
I just asked you what they want.
Oh, you let them score in fucking serious?
Nah, I was asking them to 1v1, but then they scored on me.
Hey, LaMuda.
LaMuda!
That's the fuck!
Oh
Muda you just passed it to them on the high key
Now she's chipped over our heads. Oh my god Greek
bro, you are
Boota
Boota cheeks
Should we get the game on tonight should we play like party mode games or some shit
I'm messaging them. Nobody's fucking replying man. They so I don't know what's going on with them
I think it's a only party. I don't know if they only want to play when X is playing or something
That's a bit scary, bro. I'm not alive. You're new to the game. No, bro
What the fuck do you think if I was you I could do that? I can't I can do this. No flip reset
Double tap into nothing nice
Oh shit
Bounce that shit one more yeah, I can I can I got no boost
All right, I don't know I don't know why I play like this blog. I don't know. I feel like I like I
Can't play tools from my my tools gameplay is so shit
Would you play sellers? Yeah, but I mean here my god. That's it. That's in my god, Mooder
That was honestly beautiful
Yes, wait, why does somebody in your chat says I was ass I got as many shots as maybe he thinks you're asked to
I'll quit well, what the fuck
What game have you been enjoying lately
Um, I
Don't know man. Yes, Val. I mean bro Val
is a tricky one bro because i've been playing val for eight hours a day every day
oh valorant yeah it's just boring now right now i'm uh i'm jumping between c s reader safe
rocket league valorant you didn't get bored of valorant no no no like i play like one hour
Valorant a day max. Oh jeez. Really? You've missed that? Oh my god. Oh yeah. Say about
a, I would say about an hour a day of Valorant. I can't do more than an hour anymore. What
about you? I'm disconnected. Are you playing? What the fuck is this ping bro? It's disconnected
me bro you're a land 1v2 you got this you're really moving I'm slow motion I'm
not I'm like fun no so the connection thing oh and it kicked me appears you you
let actually left a rank map yes we connect anything Canadian pink how are
you Canadian man will like what happened what do you mean how am I Canadian like what what
went wrong no brother losing Greek what the fuck I'm alone into the game son son
on
wait
authenticated i've never seen this with
what is going on
i'm back
get it in
get it in son
no
No, bro, you're ass.
Okay, okay, you went AFK to get a pizza mid-round, and you haven't scored since.
And you're gonna be twice the rank, am I?
You do know I'm a gold, by the way.
I'm gold, and you are champion.
Grand champion.
Oh
Bro, why would you lost bro? We just lost bro like FS. Okay, look it look it look it next round
Oh
Man chat was better mere Greek you
For high rank than me. I'm gold wait
I'm gold there's a 3v3 soccer tournament in seven minutes
Sockets
Unlawfully
So we got a person yeah, yeah, let's ask him
Hey, Siri excellent. Yes, you call Felix. I don't see a
Week I think I'm gonna I think you're gonna have to be the one that asked a lot. I don't have his
I have his number like that
I think the X is doing cop slop maybe we can ask Jesse.
Oh god, it's doing cop slop?
Jess, me and Luda.
Are grandmas like death fun?
Are doing A3s.
Oh the stupidest shit you can ever say.
Come on bro.
I'm kind of being a nice kid.
You want a damn?
Okay ask Jesse.
Okay.
Luda how does it feel like to be a Jew?
I'm not Jewish.
You sure?
I- why do you mean you sure?
I'm just asking if you're sure.
Why do you mean I'm sure?
I'm just asking if you're sure, man.
Do I look Jewish?
I don't know what Jewish people look like, honestly.
But if they look like somebody, it might be you, I don't know.
What the fuck?
I don't know. You tell me that, man.
Where are you from?
from London on
uh... is that close to Jerusalem?
uh...
we're actually neighbors with Israel, actually
oh so it's an easy mistake to make then if you're right next to Israel
we're actually five minutes right from the Israeli border
okay then
then yeah that's easy mistake to make if you are cousins like that
could i really be
a percent jewish since we're so close
course
would you guys continue to watch me if you found out i was four percent jewish
i wouldn't they
would race god do anything with your content
Hey ex, I tried calling you on the phone but it went straight through the ringer to
to make some voicemail 3v3 rocket league churney and five men's are you down me and
where you been typing and again prediction markets are trying this very strange no i
I doubt you
No, I don't think I do. I need to go peep peep
Do not start a game I'm pissing
Did you quit being this game roughly?
Yeah
Not really, he didn't quit, but like he's like back to Clash Royale right now.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Because they did bowling, yeah, because of the bowling thing, Eva?
Chat.
I'm assuming.
Yeah.
We're in a ranked game, by the way.
What?
I'm pissing.
I told you not to start.
Oh shit, he said you could.
huh he's thinking about it he just he says maybe accept maybe yeah say wallahi
Wallahi actually say wallahi wallahi but do you think X is like
I don't know what X likes.
I'm most likely yeah.
Most likely yeah.
Yeah I don't know because I rage bait him daily, I don't know if he likes me or hates
me.
So I can't answer for me but for you I'm sure he likes you.
but I like to be honest I don't I don't even try rage being nowadays he just
gets annoyed when I'm just in the call
I miss you oh fuck that he likes you for sure really yeah of course he does
Do you think it likes steel?
Yes, I think so, yeah.
Not sure.
Greek, you have some of the best mechanics I've ever seen in my entire life, though.
Thank you. I mean, you just set it up for me, like...
XQC said he doesn't like your kind? What do you mean by that?
Oh! That's a beautiful chat for my m-
Better meet her. Meet her?
You could, bro. Don't trip out, bro. I'm the chosen one.
Holy aura.
Stop.
Ah, you can take this whenever you want, bro. I have zero boosts and just fucking the pump.
Oh.
Not today. Oh, thanks, Mooda.
I just bumped him even though he was in.
Ah, you present that? I have zero boosts.
No! No, no, no! You...
Okay, I'm gonna be nice. I'm being nice today.
nice today. Oh my god well well well. Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't you flip reset
by the way? I can. Just sometimes you don't always need to do it bro. No! I missed. Get
get it out, get it out, good rain.
You really want to see a flipper set?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah.
What the crock about, fuck?
I can do shit.
I can chip it up, unfortunately.
I missed up.
Go Mida, that's you.
Flipper set.
Oh, he knew I was going to, he knew you were setting me up.
a brother get it now now that's all you I'm him here all the credit goes to you
nice the shot your terrorist I could get dude
I can't, it bumped me off the ball man.
Oh my to go.
What the fuck!
Sorry, Mita.
Can I pinch it, Mita?
Mita!
To you!
Mida! To you!
He's setting up.
Nice.
Of course he bumps me.
That's, um...
And he's gonna take my boost too.
What a fucking...
To you, Greek! To you!
I'm nowhere near.
To you!
What the fuck?
To you, Mida.
BAAAAAAAY!
Oh my god!
Beautiful beautiful
Like that shit leader, yeah, that was a good one does it give another good one
Holy synergy one more
From their half I got this you you got this
One
Oh
Nope, we lost
no we lost we've just lost
quick what are you doing? I'm fucking up nice
give me that's you open goal
Moody you just missed an open goal skis I'm not gonna lie
it's you
that's you
holy let's go
You're so good at games, you're so good at games.
You're good, you're good at this game, man.
Let's go, Lockheed.
This guy's name is Kisimak.
What the fuck?
Here you go.
Go, go, go.
Save that!
Save it.
I bombed, I bombed, I bombed.
set up for you
Oh
Oh
You know you're gonna get that please I got it. I got it. I'm scared. Don't trip daddy. Okay
Just better
I got both chats open, I got chat arena, I'm reading my chat too.
Wait is that like, is that meta?
You read both chats?
Yeah, I got two chats for my chats, I got my mod farhand talking there, so he said
cap in my chat and then your chat, so he said argotel, like I got both chats up.
No!
I went for the double three, yeah!
We win anyways.
We lost!
Bang.
So...
Okay, I'm gonna call the other group chat, join it, okay?
Alright.
Uh, with the eight people in it, bang.
Alright.
Ah.
Chat, by the way, this is my last late night stream.
tomorrow will be live every day again at 12pm EST every day.
Okay, so hopefully I don't stay up too late today.
Okay, chat?
I don't wanna stay up too late today.
Yo, me there, you there?
Bro, who do you think you are
calling this group chat at this time?
Do you have any idea what time it is right now?
Okay, you ready?
Yo, what's up, Jesse?
Yo.
Okay, what's this nonchalant yo you're doing?
I'm just fucking, I just feel cool shit right now.
Yo, invite me, leader? Are we done?
Huh?
You done, Rocket League?
No, I'm done, I'm done, but we have 11 minutes until the tournament starts.
Okay, well I don't know if Jesse wants to play.
We have 11 minutes until the tournament starts. Jesse, do you want to play?
That's one game
Rocket League turnie, aren't you like max rank in this game is now like smurfing? I'm SSL. Yeah, I'm SSL
I'm better than him. I'm not even kidding
But I'm not gonna lie
Mmm, what about cash all this pizza's freezing. Yeah, yeah, I was made it. What's my real rank you think I'm like flat like
What?
I'd say at least diamond
Well, I think he's low diamond.
Low diamond at least, yeah.
Greek, sometimes I really just want to take your pants off and fuck you, Greek.
What?
I just want to play Rocket League, man, like...
What the fuck?
Hmm.
Yeah, we could play one more game.
I think I'm gonna watch a cop slot video and eat my pizza and then put a tournament. Oh, no. He'd been infected. Yeah
I know I know
It's bad, bro. It's bad
I talked to Jim see I become Jim's friend instantly. I
Start playing League of Legends when he plays the good now. I said I'm gonna ask you super bit now
I said doing cop slot. No, I saw clip bait
It was like you playing league for the first time you did that was not you playing league for the first time
No, no, that was my I'm only
Yeah, more than that. No, I mean why do you think a person who said that no, I have 80 hours straight. That is absolute straight cap
I do check how many hours you have in the game. I get a cell I get to see by the way
He's moving. Is there an hour counter? Oh, no
Don't be a long better. I am not how about hours? That's a cat, bro
How'd you check your allies?
Don't lie to lie.
Jack!
If there is a way to check my hours, I can get it to you.
Yeah, but how'd you check it?
I don't know.
My chat searched my account up and said I have 100 hours.
That's whatever I have.
It's not your first account.
It is my only account.
Mota, you are either like a specimen created in a lab that is just good at games
or you're a pathological liar.
There's only two. There's only two.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
The Rainbow Six Seed shit, I was a pathological liar.
That game, that game, that game, that game, I watched the Nokia.
I have like around a thousand hours on Rainbow.
But that's the only game, the one lie.
Yes, like genuinely, the one lie.
Because bro, let me tell you.
The last time I played Siege, before I won V1 Jinxie, was like four years ago, so I could have just...
and half the maps were reworked already.
So I was like, you know what?
Let me clickbait and tell them that this is the first map I've ever played, and it literally went viral.
Like literally went viral.
So it was like, now I've worked this in Malaya, which is fault, and it also went viral at the same time.
But to be fair, bro, you guys see, I haven't played that game in like four years.
So I was like, kind of, I am, you know?
Brother you were clearing angles and moving like you played it today before practice.
Oh no no no.
I can just see you can't.
Obviously I've been playing video games my entire life, though, and unfortunately I leave it to the dark side for a little bit so I cheated.
You're like a new thing, it's called like, libating.
You're a li-bater.
What's that? No.
Well, I'm only li- about my-
my- uh, my-
I'm old school. I'm still a masturbator.
My rainbow six siege hours.
Um, okay, so...
What do you think about this, Greg?
I think he's...
No, that's Pinocchio, look at the facts.
What's this call for?
Boys, chillin'.
Um, Jop, what's that one video?
About carp videos.
What the fuck?
Yeah, what was the name of the moderator from the...
What was his discord name?
The guy from the moderator from the aisle.
You guys know who that was?
Do that again? One more time?
What's your twitch?
Uh, like chat, what's a good like website?
That's right.
One of the IPM channel.
You're chucking something.
What for cop slot?
Yeah.
Which one?
EWU.
EWU body cam?
Yeah.
Filming YouTube video goes wrong after one deadly mistake.
Let's see, let's do popular.
Axe is warming up on Lockpick.
Yo, we don't want to miss the tournament. What's the, what's our name?
Where are his kids?
Yeah, it's crying down here on the afternoon of November 13th, 2019, Officer Landon of El Paso County, Colorado conducts a welfare check at a daycare center after receiving a tip about its owner, Carla Marie Fay.
She'd allegedly been taking in more children than allowed by her license and was hiding them a licensing officer tries to contact Karla
But is told that no children are present that day
However parents had requested a welfare
What do you mean you got to react to it? Oh, well, I'm just fucking eating. I know unless you're fat fuck right now
Well, I've only watched 53 seconds of it Jesse
I don't even know what's happening. So apparently there's a kids in the basement getting locked up
Just the anytime you need me to react to something or like see something like I should like be my mentor for this video
Okay, I'm gonna pause and then in some absence. Okay
We asked, okay.
Dov at the center that morning.
As officer Landon and the licensing officer approached the property,
they remain unprepared for the shocking discovery that awaits them inside.
I'm going to search. This is weird.
I really don't know about anything about what's going on here.
first officer on scene at the play mountain place daycare center meets with two licensing
officials the daycare's owner Carla Marie Faith has told licensing officials that she
has no children on the property that day little does she know the supervisor has been in contact
with a mother who confirmed that she dropped her toddler off at the residence earlier
that morning the officer is now tasked with puzzling out the truth but why am I so locked
in in the training room I haven't spoken in ages
be hiding. The following footage has never been seen before.
No W reaction.
Like what I'm trying to say is chat.
Be the nice guy bro. Be the good guy in this world bro.
Don't be weird.
If a kid not the kid that you have to
five minutes and you yapping,
they're gonna fucking release you back into the world
where they found you.
Wait, your chat's just literally,
your chat's just telling you to shut up. They're trying to watch the video apparently.
Yeah, yeah.
Come to try to pick up your chat.
She said she was willing to come.
Well, I had the mom.
Yeah, Jesse, you like hell that loose?
Hello, CSBD.
The new Vietnam one's coming out soon.
Carla wasn't actually here because she pulled up in the silver key.
Not really.
So do you believe that these kids are like in danger?
Any good games you're allergic to, I swear.
We did not see anyone else here. Carla, I just saw her lead out the back.
That parent thinks...
So what you're saying about that, bitch?
this child was born in 2017 so it's just a little one not anybody that could even
come to the door well we have a two-year-old at the time of the video
Carla's license states that no more than two children under the age of two may
be in her care with a maximum capacity of six children in total for this
location well do we know that someone's in here or this bro dude I
I tap out.
What's the broccoli turnip?
When does the broccoli turnip start?
Does anyone know when the broccoli turnip starts?
Okay, so we're not gonna make it
then there's nowhere we're gonna make it.
It's 30 seconds!
Green Join!
Green Join!
Green Join!
Green Join!
Oh my god.
Coming.
Oh my god.
I'm panicking.
Coming.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I'm panicking.
Oh my god I'm panicking.
I'm in. Go.
Go Q.
Q bum bum.
Who's in the game? Who the fuck is Liko?
It's my mods.
Kick him out!
Liko leave.
bro we fucking missed it bro oh my lord bro Greek I see why fucking X
fucking hates you you fucking retard what oh my god just fuck that 3d3 up
bro why is that my fault you just fucked our 3d3 with your mind and let go the
fucking let go I didn't even let me kill it did I
it's my way and now we got mad at altar Fordham got off wait seriously yes bro yes
right me second chance go it that was second chance bro that was second
chance though
I hate you bro that was literally why would you invite me I didn't invite him
Please on my legal that fucking retort. Why would they join that? Oh my god, we go fuck you
Well, you're trying to say the day
Be nice to let go yeah now
Can you just link your fucking call, Bayman?
When you have something to...
Alright boys, duty calls.
Where are you going?
I'm going to go play LogRiders with X.
Oh, that'd be it.
Okay.
Alright, bro.
Have fun, bro.
Take care.
and get off and then wake up early tomorrow.
Okay, see ya dude.
Two, Greek.
Take care brother.
I love you bro, have a good night bro.
I love you too, good night.
Love you bro.
We literally coulda did 3D3 Rocket League.
We coulda did 3D3 Rocket League.
I don't say cash is only a cop though,
cash is not even, not even, not even.
Oh, that would have been so much fun.
Trade wants to play Val?
Your line.
Don't say that, bro.
What do you mean trade wants to play?
Why is everyone saying trade's calling?
How do you guys know trade is calling?
Why is everyone saying trade is calling?
Kip?
How do you guys know trade is calling?
Check stream, train stream, chat where does trainwrecks even stream, trainwrecks not
even live.
Are you guys trolling me?
Oh my god, you guys are the biggest trollers ever, what the fuck?
Bro, we could have did the leavey three second chance.
That would have been pretty fun, but fuck this fucking dumbass.
Dog shit donation about being broken, how much this multi-multi-millionaire needs it more
than me and talk about how horrible all of our lives are.
You're on it right now, pex.
I'm gonna be honest. Am I going on a play or not?
Hey, I'm down, but is my mic okay?
Check, is my good? Check it out.
Don't listen to the doughnodes, Mr. Streamer.
We can still pretend you didn't fall off.
X?
My imaginary go-tex-qc-l.
Really?
I would never play as Log Red as well.
I can't play Log Red as man.
If I ever play Log Red as my entire monitor,
like my entire monitor is just getting punched,
bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Alright, let's watch that cop spot video and then call it a night chat because I'm honestly
getting tired.
Bro, I feel weird, man.
I can't do these night time schedule streams, bro.
No horror game, not tonight chat.
I have a lot of horror though.
Chat there's gonna be a lot of horror games
Upcoming just not today bro. I'm trying to sleep early today chat
I'm trying to sleep early, man
I'm trying to get back on my 12 p.m. EST to like 8 p.m. EST shooting time
Or like 12 to 10 whatever I just want to start out I just want to start at 12 again
I'm like in here's the movie I hear a kid
yeah she also owned another home if she was doing the license carol this is so fucked
up
that they're oversighting her for that.
We're going to do that properly.
This is much more serious.
So we had another parent file complaint
where the other owners' location
that they can file was in the home of Sarah.
Despite the allegations,
the officer is not authorized
to enter the residence without probable cause.
Mere suspicions are not enough at the moment.
So how are parents supposed to get their kids?
Chat, who are we watching right now?
Are we watching like a cop?
I'll be on the cop cam right now.
Like what are we watching?
The thing, I don't, either she took the kid somewhere else.
Either there is not actually children here
and that's why she was, but she was very nervous
and kept telling us she had an appointment.
We need to leave.
There's a camera here, so they see him here.
The supervisor gets a cell phone number for Carla, but again, no one answers.
They'll have to try something more creative.
I'm ready to come and get my child where she's ready to do that, okay.
If you want to do that now and then just give me a call back, I'm going to know what
she's got.
Ask her where he's at, okay, all right, thanks, okay, bye.
So that was very good.
She should probably be ready to never bring her kid here again.
She's like, oh, never, that's what I think.
She is obviously going to make things not that okay for the future official has seen
this second for a moment later a black Camaro is seen driving past the house despite the
officer later identifying the car as a Mustang it is actually a Camaro.
I don't know if they were in the
middle of the city. I was
like, can you read that far?
I'm going to start walking around
in case, oh, so
you don't want to. I don't
know I don't seen Carla re
enter the property and the
officer immediately walks
toward the back alley to try
to intercept her
Lincoln Ocean War.
Hi, sir, would you mind
chatting with me for a second?
Just about
The man is marks
Bill Lane who
identifies himself as
himself as Carla's employee.
Did you come and pick her up just now?
Yeah, I just talked to her.
Okay, where are the kids?
I don't think she has any right now.
She's supposed to have at least one, and I need to check on that kid.
I didn't know. Sorry.
Okay. I just grabbed her real quick, went to the bank, came back.
When asked where he believes the children are,
Mark gives the same address that the officer and the licensing official are already at.
At this point you're not in any sort of trouble.
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on.
So again, I appreciate you stopping to chat with me.
Is she known to do some hinky things?
Not really.
Well, where the hell are these kids?
It's my problem.
It seems to me that there's been several reports,
and people are concerned that they dropped their kids off,
and they're not where they're supposed to be.
And if I was up here, and I'd be pretty upset about that,
too.
I'd say so.
That would upset me.
So we'll head over back, bro.
I'm going to come up here.
I'm concerned about things like this, where you guys
have to do it all.
I'll figure it out, because she asked you to.
I would ask that you don't call right now until we cut doctor in person.
After speaking with Mark, the officer moves to the rear entrance of the property.
If I can have an extra set of hands over here, that would be great.
You could call me if you're here.
I have another officer coming that's going to come back here with you.
I'm going to go see what I can get done in the front side, but this is getting
Do you think she's more likely to cop back here or
Something's wrong
Chess something's like wrong, bro
Something's like wrong, bro
No, I don't like what's going on in this video, but it's also very boring it to me at least but second of all
I don't like what's going on bro
Log in for Valorant dumbass
Turn out what I get off bro. I'm not gonna lie. I'm fried today, bro. I slept too late yesterday, bro
What are you guys getting on bro
What is your right now?
No.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
yo yo yo let's run it bro do you know fucking shitty I've been feeling recently
yeah well that's your problem
who do you have one for our stock I got everyone on you me Jesse X Greek no
What do you have I'm not trying to lose you on my boy, which I gain you guys
For you for me that I'll message them to see if they want to play
But I'm I want to do like a like bro to be honest, bro. I play Valorant like every not every day, but like
Well, I played Valorant so much train like I'm fucking dead from that game, bro
We don't care, slave, like, what the fuck?
Yeah, fucks.
No one cares about your stupid complaints, whether you're a rich streamer or you're
in the top 1%, like stop selling a victim.
These guys all have to literally struggle
nine to five jobs, barely pay rent,
and you're drinking a fucking sparkling water
that costs 10 bucks, complain that you feel like shit.
Typical privileged piece of shit.
You literally make them feel good, you understand?
Like, you give them a couple hours of peace
and you wanna get off because you're tired.
Yeah, it's moody tired.
Your life is so hard
It's so hard you want to get into your $10,000 bed and go to sleep?
How's your twitch paycheck too little?
Shut the fuck up and get on
All right, I'm on
can you help me with something no chain yeah what is it I really want to play I
really want to play CS but I can't play without skids bro Mooda I got you bro
hey zippal this is Mooda oh I already know that guy can you help him out with
some skins I'll make a few games for you I already know that's we've got a
message um already have that guy added yeah then you're good let me think this
one more I'm trying to think of your fuck yeah but they won't let me skin that
the buy them skins why don't you just buy them then bro should I really 30
Who lens like this guy thinks he's fucking monosy
She's so fucking in it bro, so do I really just spend like $30,000 on some skins, bro
I mean, why do you even want skins? Just like, why don't you go through the phase of trying to get them?
You know, I don't want to be a bad friend and like, you know, push you toward that. That's, you know, not good, but
that's probably like, if you're worried about the content, if you want skins, because you want to show off while you play,
I think you'll get you more viewers. You'll get 10 times the viewers if you just go through the
the storyline of trying to get a skin of your own.
I think that's like the worst I've already did that bro. I've tried to do that before I spent
$5,000 on this game and the best thing I got was a vanilla butter flat if
That I fucking sold to make my money back
I lost $13,000 myself, fuck opening, just buy the skins yourself, as you fucked, alright,
machine, concept machine, concept machine.
You want to play CS tonight, train?
Nope.
All right, can I play one CS game while you find the stack?
Do we have the people here?
Yeah, we do.
Actually?
Yeah, of course.
Who do we have?
Who's the stack?
Me, you, Ty.
Live.
And then you can choose.
live and then you can choose do you want Simon or GMD and then XQC and
Jesse will join us in like two hours and then Prod's gonna join in two hours as
well I got an entire line up my boy so who do you want Simon or GMD for the
last. Oh my god, bro. Trish. Ah, fuck.
I'm gonna get the fuck.
I've never seen something like,
what is this streamer shit?
Like, I've never seen this post-you shit.
This is a dream. I mean like imagine like
Imagine you're sitting there trying to entertain your chat, you know, and just that that
Stop falling for social pressure and cheating
SQDcouch
I'm being boring the view counts lower than usual
I need to get off and then train comes in a gift horse, right?
Telling you I got everybody ready. I got content lined up for fucking hours
And you're you're debating it
What are you gonna do buddy gonna go to bed wake up and do nothing on your
stream again no tomorrow I should have a lot of things planned
fuck fuck every time I talk to you I fucking every time I fucking talk to
Fuck
Oh, you got Batman chair, I like that
What are you eating?
Oh fuck, that's insane, wow
What did you just pop?
No, like actual sour candy. So I'm a big sour candy fan. And when I find actual sour candy,
not that dog shit that gets sweet instantly. Man, it just hits different roads of crack.
Rocket League? Yeah, one of Rocket League while we get a stack on.
I'm sure you're doomed
Fuck man
So who do you want you want GMD or Simon?
um probably like
Simon bro, but
Yeah, I'm like Simon
But oh my god
Damn, your chat's gonna hate your chat saying GMD.
You think Simon's better than the French guy?
Oh yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, Simon's my boy.
Sorry.
Like, I mean...
And GMD is, uh, he's not a bad guy, but it's like, he's a, he's a good guy, but like-
And he's, he's in the chat right now and he's saying you're switching up on your
day one.
He's in the chat?
Mm-hmm
This is such a nobody I don't know bro GMD like if you really want to win if you want vibes we go GMD
If we want to win, I feel like we go Simon. That's up to you
Ha ha ha ha
It sounds like we have to do a GMD or Simon 1v1 real quick. Yeah, I mean Simon would win though
You think so? Yeah
I mean bro GMD is like he's the vibrator. He's the he's the he's the yapper is the communicator
But like bro when it comes to ranked for some reason he just cannot play when it's ranked
Like bro, I don't know how I don't know why these are a curse. You just can't play ranked
All right join a join discord. Let's do a 1v1 for the last fifth spot
Not it's cool mooda now Simon and GMD are gonna 1v1 to the last spot
I'll get on when Simon gets off he said
That's gonna be a problem because XQC and prod are gonna get on what when Simon gets off
GMD come on bro. Just listen. I'll tell you what since since mood is saying that you're worse
I'll let you pick the guns that Simon has to use and you have to use so you want to do AR
You want to do op you want to do eagle you choose?
How is that a conversation, is it something to other than who cares what mood it says.
Bro, I mean, I'm just saying the truth, bro.
Like, I think when it comes to ranked, you are ass, bro.
No.
I don't know why you're being like this.
Stop saying no, you're right.
Like, why are you being like this?
It's not even personal.
This guy used to be a pro.
He's talking about pro like that?
No no he's good at pro play but at rank he can't play rank
Better than just
No
Don't ring GMD, I still love you bro
I'm not gonna turn my back on you like Moota did
What the fuck?
Wait, so those diamond and what, immortal?
Goes diamond and then it goes...
Oh, ascended.
Yeah.
and
Yeah, Jandy says, and yesterday I was saying all day that you were getting a lot better
and you just stabbed me in the back.
I tuned into your stream because I thought I was going to play with an old friend just
to hear him say he doesn't want me.
You didn't say all that.
Yeah, he did.
He didn't.
He did.
did.
I've ever felt what it's like to be rejected by people that you want to hang out with so
bad. People you want to play with, tuning in live, hearing them shit talk, you can
I tell every world they don't want you
It's a deep pain in the back the chest the guts
You know imagine how you must feel
Why is that yo, Jimmy, why is it sorry, uh train let uh let Jim you take my spot, bro. Let me see this out
No, we're good.
You're part of the team, my boy.
It's GMB or Simon.
Those are the two.
All right.
Can we set a time, though?
Can we set a time?
Can we set a time?
Yeah.
OK, like I get off.
OK, so it's 941 PM right now for me.
1241 for me.
Great.
So it's 941.
The time we get off is going to be 430 PSD, so 730 your time.
That's when Q's end.
I'll tell you what, I'll make it a little easier for you.
Let's just play a couple of games and see where we are.
Alright, I don't think we can do that.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let's start just game at a time, you know, see where we're at, and you can wake up.
Make a shake or something
Like I don't even know like I
Mean
Geez Louise train
Geez Louise bro. Geez Louise. I mean, I'm just so mind boggled like
Like I don't know how to explain it train like
I don't want to be called a failure, bro, but I really do think I should get off, bro.
I don't feel too good, bro.
Really?
Yeah, bro, like...
I'm off four hours of sleep two nights in a row.
Four hours? Why?
Because I can't sleep good for somebody's own sleep late.
Today I was supposed to stream for 3 hours or 4 hours max so I can bring my stream back
tomorrow at 12 o'clock and then grime again.
When you go to sleep at what time did you go to sleep last night?
Hey Trin?
Uh, like fuck, I don't even know.
Like what time?
I don't know, like 4am?
5am?
And uh, what time did you wake up?
Um like 12 noon
Did everything today too well now I got a new pair of shoes at the gym
Would you hit them all along you went to the mall?
nope
Virgin issues from them the neck you store is that not the mall no
You know your season comes out tomorrow
Really yeah, bro
Oh, my God.
Alright, I'm getting off train.
Oh my god, all right, I'm getting off train
You know what maybe I'm not a playoff stream. How about that?
Not you down for that
Yep, I feel bad for your chat though. That's all good though. No, no, it's fine. It's fine. I just I feel guilty streaming
I have zero energy. I'm dead bro. I'm four hours asleep. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it
I
Bought all the skins. I know I don't even know how that's possible check the message. I know thank you for supporting Valorant
Like how do you even buy every skin train I can only bought all the skins what the fuck
How do you even do this?
That is insane.
Regulate yourself even if it's soft stream. Miss the early streams dog.
I don't know how it's possible. I don't know if it's showing more skins.
Yeah, I don't know how you even did that, but I'm gonna be honest.
Mm-hmm. Alright.
Let me definitely go quick.
All right chat, low-key, bro. I can't do it. I don't know. I don't know. Don't hate me, bro
I just I don't know I'd rather just my mind is really set on waking up tomorrow and
Streaming early, bro. I really want to stream early chat. I really really want to stream early, bro
I really really want to stream early tomorrow, and if I stay up tonight. I don't think I'm gonna I don't think I'm gonna
I don't think I'm going to have any energy to do anything tomorrow, bro.
I'm going to literally be dead, bro.
So yeah, yeah, bro, I mean, honestly, bro, I'm not going to be, I'm not going to be
like two in my head yesterday was a really good stream.
I wasn't even going to go live today, but I was like, you know what, I get trained
was like, bro, show up every day, which I usually do, bro, I just usually don't
stream for 14 hours 13 hours so maybe that's why I'm burnt out so I'm literally
fried today bro I did not get good sleep I slept like four hours so yeah
bro um low key chat I'm gonna end stream I'm gonna go I don't even know what I'm
gonna do bro but all I know is I'm gonna be live tomorrow at around 12 o'clock
I'm gonna be live around 12 o'clock and yeah bro tomorrow I look you have a
a lot of concept plans tomorrow tomorrow I have a lot of concept plans
sometimes it'd be pretty fire brah I'm not gonna lie
yeah like I don't know man like do I really stay on I don't know am I a
bitch like like I just want to reset my schedule bro I just want to go back to
feeling good again I don't feel good bro I don't feel good on the schedule
like every time I wake up I like fucking 1 p.m. 2 p.m. I don't feel good
at all like walla bro I don't feel good at all my eyes are just permanently heavy go
before you change your mind I know I know I just I don't explain it really I
Played for more hours.
He said last day, should we really stay on, bro?
Should we really stay on?
Dude, oh my God, I don't know why.
I just don't feel good sleeping late, bro.
I don't feel good.
Like, I wake up, chat, my heart hurts.
I have a headache and I can't, and I know the whole day is just chocked, but the
The whole day is just chalked.
Like you know what, look, join the discord
when you end like a pussy.
Well, I don't know how train does it,
I swear to God, well, I don't know.
Did you stop drinking caffeine?
I did, but no, I'm drinking caffeine still.
I'm drinking caffeine just so I can fucking get away from the headaches, bro.
The headaches are like fucking me, bro.
Is it fucked I don't know
4 hours for 3 days, 4 hours for 4 hours sleep for 2 days in a row almost, 2 days not 3
days, 2 days.
And I just, I don't know.
These, there are Mexicans like me working 12 hours in construction, bro, this shit is nothing.
I know, bro, but I'm a sweet era, bro, from fucking Windsor, Ontario, bro.
Playing video games and streaming and trying to make you guys laugh, bro.
I can't, I can't craft jokes and laugh and enter.
Maybe I can, bro. Am I in my head?
I just wanna sleep early for once. I like my schedule. I like sleeping early. I like sleeping early and streaming early.
Just play one game. No, I'm not gonna play one game. Let's play one game. I'm down for one game. I'm down for one game.
Okay, but listen, chat.
Like one game and I actually get off, okay?
Like not one game and then train and manipulate all of us in the chat.
Like train is going to manipulate all of us from going from one game to fucking 10 games
somehow.
Wallahi, we need to just, we need to just like, we need to just like, we need to just play one game, bro.
Because we're all gonna get manipulated, bro. We're all gonna get manipulated.
And then we're gonna end up being live until like Bo-Chat sleeping at 6am actually has my heart hurt.
Like, my heart gets heavy when I'm at 6am, bro.
When it's 6am, my heart actually gets heavy, bro.
Or I just end stream and give you guys
one of the best streams you've ever seen tomorrow.
When I say that, it's not gonna be the best stream
in the world, it's just gonna be a good stream.
Move and stay too long and change his mind.
Just go sleep, bro.
Let's chat some more on Wednesday.
Let me see what we even have tomorrow.
Alright, let's see what we have tomorrow.
Alright, tomorrow stream.
Okay, let's see what we have tomorrow chat.
Tomorrow we have.
I'm gonna have to think about that off stream I'll have to think about that off stream
no no I'll have to think about that off stream bro you know what I'd be down for bro I'd
Oh my god
Train yeah, it's good bro. How are you chilling?
What's this arcane vandal oh I have no one
I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to ask too much of you, bro
But I need to go to the bathroom. Can you like talk to my chat for a little bit make them feel loved?
Yeah, I got you bro. Go ahead
It's good boys
No
Yeah
Give a boy. Yeah
Hmm, what's good at?
Just one afk oh shit
Hmm
Give me one sec chap I'm gonna join this
Hmm this sour gum ball
Hmm
Hmm
Do you like Mudo he's all right
No, have you guys ever had a
What skins that you don't have that you want that you want
Well, I'm doing a case-opening challenge, so I'm trying to unbox all of them myself.
But I'd say M4A one night.
While you're not streaming, I'm just kind of hanging out.
I'll probably stream in like five days.
Five days-ish. It's kind of kicking back.
Had a heavy month of losses.
If you spend a week on an island with either Ron or Muda,
Who would you choose?
Damn, that's tough.
But let me think about this.
Stable Ronaldo or Muda on an island?
I mean, here's the thing.
Ron and I are probably better friends.
Muda, though, takes good care of himself.
He could probably actually get shit done, you know?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if I tell him to go chop a tree down
or like collect the wood, he'll get it done.
Right.
So we're technically solid there.
Yeah.
That's a tough question.
Both have their pros and cons.
Do you have an AK case hardened 661 pattern with cattle
stickers?
No.
He needs to choose a schedule so it doesn't matter if he goes to bed late. He will sleep
well now. He wakes up feeling bad because he can't decide. No, he's just...here's the problem.
He has one foot out. That's the problem. He has one foot out. I understand the way he's living
is the proper way to live. You're keeping healthy, staying healthy, dieting, getting your sleep.
all of these are super important right but we're in the gaming world you understand
we're in the gaming world you understand so he's got to decide what he wants right
it's just that simple it's that simple he's got to figure out what he wants
there should be no end like i want to be honest to you bro fuck a schedule
Do you understand?
We all join the gaming world to get away from that social construct bullshit.
Now don't get me wrong, a lot of that stuff does make you happier in the long run, but
we escape to the gaming world to get away from all that bullshit, right?
Imagine escaping and or wanting to escape the 9-5 cubicle job, the perfect sleep schedule,
the waking up at 8am and going to bed at 9pm.
Imagine escaping all of that.
finally get into a position of comfort and reverting back to it. It's like what a fucking retard, you
know? What an absolute retard. It's like brother, the point of streaming is to always have fun.
Never let the fun end. The dude's 21 acting like he's 56 years old. If I was his age right, I mean
fuck, fuck his age. I'd be doing, I'm doing that shit at my age. I don't think about what tomorrow
Brings if I'm having fun gaming there is no end schedule. There is no end time. Do you understand?
I'm going till I physically can't stay awake now. Am I gonna pay for that in 60 years? Probably
But I'm having a great fucking time this fucking clown
21 years old. He's in like the the peak of like regeneration
And he's worried about staying up a little late
little mood is gonna get black bags under his eyes that he stays a little too
late like what a pussy what happened huh what happened the guy might have
muscles but he's a pussy underneath it let me tell you that right now
I joined you just breaking that shit down I mean worried right out of my
I
Get smart or what? Yeah
Bro, he was he was Tom about his heart his his heart hurts when he wakes up now. He's just a pussy. He's just a pussy
I promise you
No, I promise you it's not as hard hurting. He should go see a doctor nonetheless
but I guarantee you it's not as hard right I mean the dude makes so many
fucking ridiculous retarded movements on stream right like half the time that I
said the word ninja did you see him jerk his fucking left and right arm up and
down insanely like fast what do you think I does what do you think I does
that pulls a fucking muscle in your pectoral do you understand it pull it
pulls your pectoral muscle and guess where that muscle is located right
above the goddamn heart cavity right that's what it is you probably pull this
fucking little sweet bitch ass peck right you probably pulled that things
like oh my heart hurts my heart hurts hey dick what if it if your heart hurt you
wouldn't be alive you'd be in a damn hospital boy you'd be in a damn
hospital the guy pulled this fucking peck
or it's heart palpitations um yeah like I said I'm not a doctor he should
probably go to a doctor to be sure but I doubt it. He's not smoking, he's not doing
anything unhealthy. The guy's like a, looking to walk around like he's somebody
but he walks around with that water like he's holding a 40. It's like buddy
you're not him. You're not him. He's wearing a wife beater and shit like
Walk around with a fucking up sandpilla grino like it's a 40 buddy. You're not him put that fucking sweater on
Oh, who are you talking shit to wrote the fuck supposed to entertain my chat bro with the fuck
That's peak entertainment
No
What's up boys
Let me ask you that question though real quick. Why are you walking around holding that 40 of that sandpilla grino like it's a 40?
You're drinking sparkling fucking water, bro
Yeah, what are you doing?
What's this let me ask this what's this wife beater tech you got going on I just put it on bro
I never wear wife beaters today was like, you know today. I just decided to wear my wife beater today
Interesting
By the way, buddy, I gotta say this to you, I don't think your heart hurt, I think you pulled a peck.
Okay.
Oh, you had a little bit of anxiety.
That's about it.
I think it's anxiety.
I get really bad anxiety when I get bad sleep.
But, but I'm not a doctor.
So if you have real concern, you should go see a doctor.
Bad about you, bro. Yeah, yeah, get asked it bro. Yeah, I'm better in pro play or are you better in ranked be honest?
I'm better. I'm better in pro play, but I'm also just better brother everything I do. I'm just better
All right, so can we host a one-way one against you and Simon?
Why don't you and I one-way one?
That's one-way one real quick. I mean this is your game. I'm gonna get my ass kicked but
Who knows maybe I pull something out. Okay
Let's do an actual 1v1, that's not actually do like that skirmish, let's do an actual 1v1.
What do you mean?
Just do the 1v1 on that one map, what's the map I play?
Skirmish?
Is it like map C?
That's A?
I thought it was A, but I can't be wrong.
Moody, you want to do a 1v1 on the A-Vendor something?
Like a 1v1?
Wait, is this skirmish 2v2 more?
What happened?
Should go to me and GMD verse Muda and Simon
Okay
I don't like this this you know he has right now. I guess I have to try
You know what's it to be one I don't even think you would be me one on one
I hope that you win bro because I I don't play this game as much anymore
Well, I'm gonna come I know I'm more of a variety player these days on change ping this summer. It's more even I
It's a 2v1 train
Yeah, that's true too, bro like what if I two hours on rainbow six and you play like a 10,000 hour player
Yeah, I know that I just the chosen one bro. Yeah, I saw that clip bro. You saw through the wall somehow what the fuck
That was crazy, man, you got extra vision. Are you Superman?
No, bro, it's just a common prefire spot, bro
When I do think it's possible to hit champ solo killing most of your games in R6 while being deaf fuck no boneless
You know, like fucking you know, it's possible
is Jim the coming or is the installing chief I don't know FDO FDO first day
out bitch fuck yeah you know go yeah this the F8 not a CA ninja
answer the addition man sorry edition so why don't you have any cars did I
interested you like have you ever had a car phase or never had a car phase in your life I don't do cars
or jewelry I mean I bought a car one time I don't really like jewelry at all I understand that but
you don't really like cars at all either well I do but I mean like the only car I've ever purchased
is one to uh I bought a car to humble the streamers like the bad everyone well there was a period
of time where like listen like I have no problem with you like having a dream car and like focusing
to get it and then like posting it out of happiness. But I do have a problem when like
streamers who have money like flex it on people who don't, unless of course those people are
like complete assholes and they're like, you know, egging it on. But like, if it's just
like your community and you're like flexing it, I just find that so tasteless, right?
So I got a little salty. So they were posting $300,000 cars. So I went on about a $2
million Lamborghini SVJ63 Roadster and I posted it to let them know it's pretty
much said the fuck down. Yeah, it's up in SVJs I guess.
And you sold it after? Yeah, actually, I trained in SVJs, but you still have an SVJ?
Yeah, I have the final, like, edition, the final model, 2021, one in 63 in the world.
I have one of them. You know, it's my dream car, right?
That's great.
Did that was a diva tea or something?
No, I'm gonna get my hands on that core Monday myself.
I'm not even gonna get my hands on that core Monday myself.
Okay, I'm gonna get Muda Muda Muda.
So I'm gonna show you the rules for this map.
Also, I don't know how you're gonna fit into that thing.
I mean, you're gonna hop in, your nose is gonna hit the fucking windshield.
What the fuck?
Bro, my nose is not that big, bro.
You deep down, you know, and also your nose is also just as big as mine, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Let's go
I mean can you imagine like a cop pulls you over comes up to your window you turn left to look at him and then he
Charges you with the salt with a deadly weapon
Bro!
What the fuck are you saying?
Alright, so do not shoot. Okay, what gun am I doing?
Bro, any gun. Not the AWP!
It's bad to do that. No, okay. Grab the eagle. Grab the eagle.
Do you have the eagle?
Do you have the eagle?
Okay. Do not shoot. Do not shoot. I'm gonna show you the rules.
Cause you're dumbass. This thing doesn't have rules.
Do not shoot me. Come out. Come out. Come out. Come out.
Okay, I'm out.
Do not shoot. Come here.
You cannot pass this line right here.
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
Bro, back the fuck up. The back up, bro.
All right. No rules. Just do a one of these things.
No, you cannot pass this line, bro. It's a aim map.
It's not a troll and bunny hop map.
That's for pussies, do you understand?
Okay, go, we'll play our rules, we'll play our rules, we'll play our rules, we'll play our rules.
Yeah, that's CS rules, that's CS rules, that's how it is.
Alright, ready? Three, two, one, go.
Peek, I'm 1v1ing a little bit.
I hit him once, it's all your turn.
You get him, get him.
I'm gonna kill him, I hear him.
I'll finish everything you need.
He dies right after Peek's.
I was reloading you gotta get him here, bro
His nose off
I'm gonna headshot right you're gonna tilt them off. I would you I would you I'm gonna tilt them so hard here
Oh wow.
This guy just trolled me.
Ohhhh!
What have got sat down?
His nostrils flaring right now.
I died, bro.
He's like, what is this shit?
He's gonna take his jacket off.
What a play act.
Let me close your stream real quick.
That's actually not fair. Let me close your stream.
To be fair, to be fair I was dying, but...
You guys are so ass since when do you guys shoot like this?
I actually have ass with it. There's no way you think that bro.
I'll leave you in the bottom of your heart, you think that.
I'm gonna yell out to the player bro. Alright, I give you a perm.
And boy, I literally just... I can't move.
I shot him.
Looks like I was the strongest.
What are you aiming at me?
Yeah, I saw that.
Let's go.
I shot. Let's run it. Come on. Let's feed this guy. Let's send that back to where he's from.
Where'd you come from?
Uh-oh, he's that one.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Mood.
Poor guy.
Let's watch.
I'm gonna warm up for me.
Peek again. Peek again right there. Peek again.
I shot
Very nice
Wow
he tried to live down, I should have lived down
Beth, you wanna say that man?
I didn't die right when you surrendered to him, I like...
You're off. This is gonna be over
I think I'll have to kill one of them, kill one of this guy
Got him!
You ready?
Hello, fast one, boy.
He's starting to run like, he's doing fast.
He's just, bro, the sky is actually good.
He's not bad.
I do.
He's always not into him.
But he's on his way.
He's out later.
There's a jumping shot too, baby.
This motherfucker helped me jumping.
Jumping jumping yes, sir fucking body by a slot streamer
I'm gonna kill you right now you're so tilted by it
I
That's one down. Oh shit train
I got you three two one you're dead
Where's the box
I
Got locked in he's too locked in well, I just can't lose this
Hey, that's right. All right. I'll try it. Is it dead? Is it dead?
All right, let's try it. I got to already
That's the way it is.
Enemy killed.
Oh, that's a good shot.
You asked three rounds of ideas.
You're chilling on me, but not on your show.
You can have some of you, but I just...
Alright.
Next round, switch the op.
What the fuck?
You might just be cheating to be honest.
Crain.
Bye bye.
I wouldn't hide though. I did. Don't you know how to move it? I'm not hiding
You're hiding too. No, so I was swinging one, but then you started hiding so like
Good job, bro, sit this big nose
I'm just tired
Let's end this game watch this show me up a kill to see if he was done. He was done. He's lucky at ping on me
I'm gonna kill you.
He can't be there. He can't be there.
I think it's cheater though.
You know, son?
Keep walking right now.
Keep up.
What are you saying?
but all of these have been a fucking battle game for it
he's mad
wanna kill him right here
oh i hit him
he's hiding from me, i can't do anything
oh he's on the way already
oh i didn't hit him
i didn't headshot him
I must have been a
Giving to your wall and she knows I was just trade me trade me
I'm sure that's wrong. You got this. Well, that's not this. I have to get this. Yeah, you got this
You hit me once I'm very low, bro
Coming close to me boy. Oh yeah, bro
I mean, it's only one guys, really.
All right, 1v1 ops. Let's go mean you.
Are you serious?
1v1 op.
Bro, Ant, how are you, Ant?
Come on, bro.
What?
No, Ant.
Are you serious?
It's 7-10.
You're new 7-10. It's not bad, bro.
I promise you with a Vendor, you have no chest.
I'm not even kidding.
You would have got death.
All right, I get a Vendor.
There's no way you beat us with FVendor.
You're actually out of your mind.
Dude, I love this ego, though.
I need that shit in my life.
I need to be here by me snuck and go observer live how would you sit there and I'll show
okay pardon oh shit what did you just say
what is that where's that see I mean we did the history today see well shit actually
what he said but it's solid I can't I can't I can't like shit talk you lock in mood can
lock in why are you randomly emoting like I can't see what I don't know what
he wanted but I just have to end so it skips the time are you retard
Jesus Christ all right here we go
we're doing opera Vandal Vandal if you help me to beat your 1v1 you would
actually train I would actually well last this is do a 1v1 with up okay
All right, but I like it off. I like you're off. I like you're off, but even off the ping
Okay, well, yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that. All right, then we'll be guys to be one then a woman
Yeah, I guess I think you guys at the shack. That's how I fucked up. How's that fucked up?
Insane, bro, I told you I don't know why you would do Vandal, bro
Okay, I do break that. I say no. He's actually body. He's ready. Let me try
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm a bandit bro, are you serious?
It's ping, it has to be ping.
It's not ping bro, it's just ping.
I have 50 ping, it has to be ping.
It doesn't matter bro.
It does.
Why did you cry around the beginning.
It didn't really matter.
That's what you want.
It's like 8 ping though.
Yes, 10 ping, yes, 10 ping.
It's random.
It's random!
TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
My boy got sacked down.
I like that, I like that.
Oh my god, it's his basic fucking line, bro.
I'm gonna sit you down again, watch this.
Peek.
Oh, you're lucky, you're so lucky I'm bad.
Nice.
That pig nose frog down.
I need that illusion in my life.
I'm not even kidding, I need that shit.
I mean, you're still gonna lose.
Yeah, I might lose, but like...
Oh, he's weak, 80, 80.
I
Stop fucking blows. Oh my god, man. It's just I don't know guys
Yo
the god's killing me pick it again pick it again I dare you did you pre-fire
Did you see him?
I prefiled him.
He's down there.
Adios.
No, I saw him.
Yo, later.
I mean, it's good to carry him down, but the train did trade you in.
Hit your, did trade you in.
What is, how is he hitting these?
Train?
Yo, hold tab real quick.
Yo, later.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
hold tab real quick hold tab real quick I mean I'm down to yashin
oh he's coming to the side
yep I got a chain already buddy
he's fucking ice skating right now
why is yashin going so much harder
obviously that's cool because we can trade bro yashin bring it
yes yin yes right there
I know I know he's nice
watch this watch this
bro he's weak I had some my first
for his own guarantee
oh no I'm not sure if you are back by
you I know boys I know boys I know
another door to the box you win
brush the stand and came out like a
little rat
you're your pussy bro
later what up bro what up
I didn't even kill you bro
come on what is Shane doing to me
right now
I'm not you did this into me that
she's not bad
Hey, there's some shit to do, bro.
You wanna die again?
Do it.
You piece of shit.
You're bad, you're bad, but you have an element in you, man.
Come on.
Let me just relax my hands for a second.
Let me just kind of stretch a bit.
Take your time, bro.
Let me breathe out real quick.
All right, here we go.
Take all the time you need, bro.
That's the only man she had not even lied.
I'm sure they aren't putting one of these three out there.
Oh, you ain't telling me anything, dude.
Nah, he was done anyway.
He's poor guy.
Not long, bro.
I'm going to send these guys back to Rainbow Six.
I'm going to kill him right here one time, I dare you, I dare you, I dare you.
Oh, what the fuck!
Bull!
Now smash him!
Where?
I'm going to get this kill and get 6-7 right here.
He's fast!
Well, I think if it did he's fast!
Nice, what the fuck guys?
I don't understand.
Well, you're not dead.
No, we need to do a build next.
This is so good, this is so easy.
No, we're not doing build build.
I dare you to peek it, just do it.
He's a double holding you, bro.
No, we'll never do that. That's kind of cringe.
And I've cleared every angle except one angle.
So I know exactly where you guys are, but is it worth it?
Is it worth it?
Nice drop game over sip this guy down
We're going to win the toy tire 2v1 s bro
Oh, come on
You lost it that's fun. I love you
That's sure for sure if it's a might as well fucking starts spinning slots, bro
What let's just fuck bro, you know, it's pressing fucking trade like the vandals like
Get out of my game, this is my
Four different times. I didn't do shit. I bodied you six times my boy
The chosen one more like the fraudulent one
Yeah, for real, right?
No, my god.
He could...
Maybe you should have got off stream, so the stream wouldn't see this.
I only have 2v1 to you guys as the sheriff, bro. I'll take that.
It's all good, bro. I mean, like you said yourself, the Vandal's what matters, and you got bodied.
Exactly, exactly. I'll take your train. Use his own words against him. Thank you.
Yeah, he said it himself. He said the Vandal's all that matters, and we bodied, and we sad him down.
Get out of my game. Honestly, should we walk into Rainbow Six?
I'm like, yo, what the fuck?
fucking guy
My boy got a wife beat on I'm gonna put a mood a beater on
And at some point I realized literally in every single response I was like I addressed this in the video
I literally addresses the fact that
I spoke to him one time and I
I didn't plan on making content when I was ever a kid.
How could you love your own community this much more
and all I want to see is intellectual honesty?
Insane that you feel like you're right for giving
any of the benefit of the doubt to this clown.
Now, this is my thing because basically,
thinking of the gift that's up Dylan R,
I'm gonna get ready to be like this real quick
on this video, right?
Cause I'm gonna respond to you, I'm gonna respond to you.
And my previous comment, I had a bunch of bullet points.
And at some point, I deleted it
and made a new comment saying just watch the video.
You guys pissed me off because at some point as I was responding to people I realized everything I was saying is I
Agree with you. I don't disagree with you. I literally say what you say in the video
I bring up your point in the video if you watch the whole video you would have gotten it
Just watch the video and there's this
And made a new comment saying just watch the real quick that happened
I
Remember six season non-souls will tend to reach champ before his new count gets bad again. First of all, don't fuck
I fucking hate that. I hate that. I mean, I'm glad he didn't try to do that
Like when he had didn't know the answer, but it's just bad second of all, um, I
Predicted this right same thing in yesterday's video
Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, but trust me
I promise you going good in this video. I literally said with how he's been acting
He will likely probably not get unbanned just because he seems really a fucking instant series shows like nose shines of change
So that's probably what's gonna happen. He's showing like more compulsive liar behavior, and I fucking hate it and it pisses me off
And that's exactly what happened and the more I think about the broader implications
The more I agree now, I don't think I would have given a shit either way
I don't think I would have wanted to make content on like more and more and more of it either way
But I do think and that's what this is a hot and cold video. This is not a moon a video
I don't need the fucking effort. I just sort of extend the length of the video
I think the funny thing is Chai is you could literally put like everyone that's in the
Rainbow Six Siege community that's against me in a boxing match against me and somehow
I think I'm gonna fucking go out five of them.
See what I mean Chai?
He had to talk about everything.
Everything.
He wants to box five guys now.
I don't know how to like say this like would you box them for real for real?
No bro, I would never go near Bikini Bodhi bro, it's fucking pussy bro, this guy like
literally oh my god King George, the worst thing I do to King George is just fuck his
wife.
What I'm not playing. They don't want me. They can't bat it. I'll give you this end. That's whatever go over
Yeah, I think anyone said that
We're on what I want to be on your side for this rainbow section, but you did have my back when I needed
I don't know, should I go to the next one?
I don't know, should I go to the next one?
Well, I'm still going to the next one.
Whatever you don't want to go.
Uh...
Let me go to the next one.
Okay.
I fucking love you.
Yo, is smoking water like bad for you at all?
Apparently, you're cheap.
No, I think it's fine other than like it can like decay your teeth or something if you drink a lot of it.
Yeah, I can.
Really?
I drink a lot of sparkling water, so that's probably happening to me.
Fuck, I bought a speller... Spell-Garino?
It's Sam Pellegrino.
It's Sam Pellegrino, you retard.
You're missing so many letters.
How are you missing them?
You didn't get it so fintish.
Spell-Garino.
He doesn't believe it.
How are you missing them?
This country doesn't believe in it, but education. Don't worry, we're alone.
You know, one thing I do like about my nighttime streams are my nighttime chatters.
My nighttime chatters are so funny at night time.
Oh, that time?
Yeah, that night time, yeah.
But like, it just hurts, because when I end my stream at like 7am in the morning, I like end up dying.
I
Actually I go to the gym bro training you were 21 your fat ass was sitting down
I could easily stream for 20 hours a day. I'm a mess. I'm ass. I'm almost 21. I was triple your size
Do you fucking worry about your fast fuck bro?
Shut up ripping if you think that brother
Three times your muscle mass my 21 year old bro with fucking smack the fuck out of your
I know it would not, but if my 35 year old smacked the shit out of your current peak.
She said we're not going to win.
Nice, nice. I'm in the fifth tower.
It's ampli-
It's on site, it's on site.
It's on site somewhere.
Okay, here we go.
It's still on site.
It's on site, on site, on site.
It could be B-Main, right?
I
Will try to play for you if I can okay really guys what we're doing yeah, I wasn't think they're right
I'll pull a picture for you just for you
I keep one there you go you already see one that's I mean that arm is bigger than your torso my boy
No, it's not
Brother my arm is literally bigger than your torso, I'm telling you
All right, whatever your arm was pretty big back then but how I mean, I'll follow you
six one
What do you think pulls more girls near you without money?
Brother
Let's get to understand okay. I
Can't have this conversation with you. Okay. I'm too old to sit here and brag about
Me absolutely
The only way you're pulling girls is with that fast nose gravitation pull
Ohhhhh
I'm gonna have a fucking shucka
You're my fucking nose jokes bro
You're my fucking nose out of it bro
Macalai
Who does not scare the hell of a guy
I'm here
Oh no maybe you're Rambler
I see him 15
I can't see you there
Holy fuck
Arcane tower, Arcane tower
Oh shit
I need to be remaining dick
That guy's on a fucking mission
Holy shit
I wasn't gonna do this
She's so bad! She's so bad!
I was blind! How did he not kill me?
Where'd the vandal go? Did we get the... oh my god.
Ahhhh...
Holy shit.
Fucking Muda, huh?
I thought flash hit me.
Fucking Muda.
Fucking guy.
Chad, promise bro, I don't even fuck if I only get three hours of sleep.
I'm going live tomorrow at 12. I'm fixing my schedule.
This is take tomorrow off and stream all day
What? 24 hour stream. Yeah 24 hour stream around my boy. You got it 24 hour stream
I'll give you I'll give you
10
I might cut out sorry I'm gonna need him
Yeah, he's gonna put a peeking peeking.
That guy's fucking stupid.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Huge baby, huge.
That cat muscle.
That cat muscle, baby.
What is huge?
We're huge.
We're huge.
Huge baby, you know what I'm saying?
Lo all your wishes.
Lo all your wishes.
I'll flex here right now.
You wanna flex here right now?
I'll just hit the legs.
Are we close?
No, I'll stay still.
My heart's a radio's done down down down down down down down.
I can't hear a lot in every no.
Are you able to read me?
I need a gun.
Can we kill one of them?
Uh, there's a gun in the arcade, I think.
What's arcade?
Oh!
Oh, they're all here, they're all here!
I'm so sick of this.
Yeah, I'm done sighting them.
We're all came up the legs right now.
I'll give you a like.
One enemy remaining.
Let's go.
Excuse me, usually AA, I don't know where he is though.
I'm not back yet.
I'm 19.
I'm glad I did it.
I'm gonna keep my show screen on so you guys can see exactly where the people are.
I don't know how to make a lot of money
Are we baiting now?
I thought you were going to get screaming and kill me
You know that changed my whole perspective on you there
Oh come on
I'm gonna go back
You're back there
Thank you
my heart's a radio well do you guys know what's gonna happen tomorrow in the
update if anyone know oh skirmish ranked wait they're adding skirmish
right are they getting rid of like the neon shotgun at least they're no
dude i'm gonna be honest they roll like i played with every single pro there is in the game so far
yeah i don't know if they're like just not trying i don't know what the fuck they're doing but
you're by far the best out of all of them performing wise in these games that we play
appreciate you bro you know i just you know i want to make sure all business is conducted
bro you know it's one of these games right no I mean the rest these guys can
agree like none of our games are this easy right
I mean I don't know who the rest of these guys are
I mean I fucking hate you bro like bro he's
fucking stop, stop, stop, stop.
Wait, what the- oh, Jen.
Jen and Canteen.
Chad, by the way, I don't know if you guys know, but tomorrow's stream, bro.
We're gonna be doing, uh, we're gonna give away the new bundle.
Ranked.
And Valorant, new season.
Uh, horror game to end the night off.
CS go face it level 10 grind and
Yeah, that's like the content or no, just you know
Yeah
No son, yeah, it's here
I stopped site. I don't think we go here
Someone ever back up
Jet me on site and then I think breaches there too
Everyone can be in come on
from under
shot the other side too bro
that's gonna be one more fighting me
big mix and break through there
you don't know where Kildred is, but he's in here
I thought he was there
where is he?
okay
one enemy remaining
I'm sorry guys
You fucking traitor, bro.
Oh, sorry, bro.
Do you know who this guy is?
No, I don't know who this guy is.
He should be on A.
Like, drop side.
He's gonna, uh, he's gonna just ult me right away, okay?
Okay.
Play somewhere where you can just trade.
Oh!
Perfect, perfect.
Are you still?
Whoa, that was everywhere I thought I couldn't be.
Yeah, no, I didn't think you had that weird ass high man.
Like I was so confident he was not gonna be there and him being there threw everything off.
Oh my god.
Holy shedge turned into a blade blade there. That's actually bad.
I don't think I've ever done it before in my life.
That's a blade blade.
Oh my god.
I
Did not know
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I have an idea.
We'll wait for drop. We'll wait for drop.
I'll site and then we can go.
Do you ever have like an old school RuneScape phase?
No.
Nice play.
I got pre-fired.
Uh, train driving is on.
I have this fight all right up
right go to me why say that you should run
on chain back up back up back up to your
chain I'm killing it I'm just growing it
no player stand for it I just held out
use that this is Simon guy just
fucking
But but like let's be honest anyone else in that situation goes up tower instantly
Anybody tie
Damn so
Jane you bitch bro you've been in this bitch for like what 20 years 15 years long time my boy up yo
So how many people have you seen this come and go a lot?
Shit
Okay
You like that or what
Tell me you like that. I was a nice job
Your next bucko. Who do y'all think you're talking to your next bucko? I'm gonna be here for the next 10 years chat
I'm gonna be when tree Rex is 45. I'm gonna be what he is when I'm 30, bro
You know I'm saying like like I'm
I'm here for the next 15 years chat. We're all gonna get married together, bro
I hope you'll understand that like that's it, bro. We're gonna know each other for 50 years, bro
You have to stop Royd raging then what do you mean by that bro? What do you mean by that?
I'm so bad
One month in the stand from half
Oh god. Take the tower. Take the tower.
Oh god.
I just don't like how there's two baiters in the team. There's only one baiter, bro. Alright, it's probably me. Hasn't it?
I need a headshot there. I need a headshot there, bro. I need a headshot.
I got this one really quick.
Oh, I need a headshot there, man.
Yeah, I'll definitely top do that again.
I mean guys, listen bro, there's only room for one bait on this team and it's me.
And don't worry, I just wrote down why I did that, so forget it again.
Can we come B? Everyone come B.
Listen, I would say live on the front lines, which is not playing floor right now,
so I think we need to put Bore from the front line, and then Jet, and then Train.
I've already been in the fault a lot, man. Don't go that side.
You let them go, man.
Let's get died from the last, and then I should die.
What's going on?
Okay.
Come on.
I didn't go this way.
I didn't see anything. I couldn't find anything.
Okay, I'm gonna get the car.
I'm gonna get the car.
I'm gonna get the car.
I can't do anything. I'm gonna get the car.
I'm gonna get the car.
Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll feed, I'll plant you.
That's not too much, I'm gonna grab that guy.
Last round in the half.
No body?
Thank you
Why this dick oh
This job those insane stats over we're losing this game
Damn
It's a movie a good day. I'm so excited for tomorrow
I
Will be here on me already
I'm gonna join okay. It's impossible impossible
No, that's not, that's not.
Cut for me.
I'm gonna spot him, okay?
Please spot him for me, Simon.
Please, Simon, please spot him for me.
Yeah, I got you.
See you.
Just ego him, bro. Go, kill him.
two times a week. Yeah. What are the what are those calves called? You have the same
calves I do, bro. What are they called? The high, high calves? No, no, no, no, no, brother,
brother, brother, brother, brother. What? That was that was after the heroin phase.
my muscles completely eaten away what do you mean I'll show you heroine phase yeah what the fuck
is doing are you clean now though are you clean now
I'm not too familiar with the jugs bro.
You don't have to be familiar to use logic, use your brain.
Well, there's like meth and fetamine and meth.
Like, you know, they're the same thing, like, you know what I'm saying?
Oh my god.
Are you retarded?
Why?
You're not a real person.
Okay, he might be on track, Steve.
Not bad at all.
Hmm.
Just don't know a lot of stuff.
I don't know about drugs.
It's a good thing.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Drone is down.
Chase some legend status on FWV.
Eric? Eric, don't let me slap you on the ass.
No scope.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
You find us, how? How did you get through?
What?
I will kill you.
down a. Last player standing.
What? What is he doing? How does he do that? I forgot you shot him there. I did. I don't
know. My heart's a radio. You're coaching. As a shotgun. Eric, I love you both. God
bless you. Thank you. I can love you Eric. S-Y-B-A-U. I can do you.
That's why B.A.U. No, that's why, no, shut your bitch ass up.
That's why B.A.U.
Sabao?
Hi, Bao.
Uh, Amy?
Yeah?
Why do you look like the vacuum from Teletubbies?
What?
What is that fucking thing?
like oh my god top 10 worst feelings in this fucking world is dying by a fucking
through a smoke bro what I mean one side what I mean one side he dropped the
what the what that's a but every kill you get this round is $10,000 oh sure
What's A main? Where's main?
No one's A main. Both on sale.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yo, wait, wait.
What?
Yo, hold on.
What?
It's not going to cost 10,000 pesos or
10,000 Indian rupees.
Okay, I'll take that.
I hit him 40. He was sick.
I hit him on 40, I'm so upset.
Chat, how did I get turned, we had a turn, I had a warning in Windsor the other day bro,
and it was like so windy and rainy that I actually thought my life was over bro.
Am I also not ready?
That's our trade.
I've breached.
I don't know, it was bad.
Chat, well it was bad.
You should have.
I got in the basement. Did you sneeze?
I mean six seven six seventy three six seven
Oh
Or if you gave me that then we would have a chance to win this game bro, but I'm not gonna lie Simon
It's not if I have the dental there, I just have so much more confidence. I kill everyone
wants to get back into jail.
Lockdown really ruined a lot of us.
Dude, it ruined a lot of us, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, man.
It's kinda tough because whatever I say,
you're just gonna be easier said than done,
but you really just do have to do it.
I never had social anxiety,
but I had a lot of anxiety about leaving the house.
And I had to become a home anxiety,
or away from home anxiety,
where if I left my house, I'd get really bad anxiety.
And I never wanted to leave my house,
or go like anywhere far from my house,
search up and out.
So the only like answer to your question
is you need to rip the bandit off
and just do what's hard for you or annoying for you.
That's like, you know, your anxiety.
Like for example, bro, like,
the best way to get better at social anxiety
is by socialing.
And the way to social is just go to the gym, you know?
Like, you already said that you wanted to go back
into the gym.
It is easier said than done.
Like you're gonna say like,
boh, you're just a fucking retard, like how is that advice?
But like, it literally is just as simple as like
trying to like just, like have it like sit down,
talk to yourself for a second.
And bro, just everyone's so caught up
in their own world already that normally gives a shit about what you're doing.
And you can do that in a good way or in a bad way, but that's my two cents.
Like I had really bad anxiety about talking to people and leaving the house and the only
way I got better at that was just by doing it over and over and over and over and over
and over and over again.
That's what made me better.
down a
okay bro shut the fuck up
walla stop saying it worst philosopher ever
fuck you guys
just want to help my faggot fuck you what the fuck
like it's just it's just you gotta do it you gotta do it and once you do it it'll
get easier over time
That's it'll be it now. Now for that now for that advice that I gave you gonna get a hundred gifted
Train train train you don't go afk bro. I think the game actually
I thought he's gonna keep scaling
I'm on my track. You're gonna beat her. Beat her.
It's way too awesome.
Bye.
Honeybee. Honeybee.
Leon's out.
40 on Leon.
I think it's 40.
I'm planted.
Well, the...
Yeah, I'll kill British.
Okay, one D main.
I'm so stuck up.
I'm so stuck up.
I'm being sacked.
It's not D fall.
One D main on our K.
He hadn't been there.
It's great.
Two RK, one D fall and D main.
I'm so bad it makes me sick if I kill him I just I just went around if I kill him we
just win the round bro I just kill me win the round bro you know like oh my
goodness four and seven train and what the fuck bro like hey drop you live
Oh, I'm a 35 year old slosh, you're about 35 year old slosh, you're like, you're, you're, you're like, bro, oh
My god
17 yeah, I'm bad
It's all good, right?
This one you're okay. It's down
Can you stun default when they plant
and no no I can't. I think there's one on our spawn. Oh wait, I can stand there, yeah.
I'm happy.
We can just go main. Oh no, it's okay to have an enemy.
Maybe, maybe, I'll out.
Go Jen.
Aw, I lost too much HP on that fight.
I'm actually gonna do a long flank bro be careful live
Live on one shot. Just don't die, you know time live just start meditating live
Spike planted live counts us count to ten
I'll count one two three
four
Five you let's start walking out now, please
seven eight
Okay, we got him
We got him
So they don't teach that right train they don't teach that right
That shit
um who's rich
uh and again oh thank you
gonna come up be the try to kill drill you gotta fight the man in this
reef egg you should actually look over there we should probably get a one kill
yeah i don't know what it is i'm gonna hit the pipes yet
oh man man well well well well well well well so cool
Alright guys, this game is pretty cool.
Pre-clash? Yeah, our game. They're gonna ult the cover.
Ohhhh.
He's going under the ult.
He's just alone.
No, we're not game. We're just not game.
Okay, is that kind of stupid?
What's wrong?
Spike's carrying.
Spike?
Uh, we'll clear the third and same.
Oh shit, they're rushing.
Nooo!
I raised one of these to all you, Liv.
Oh my god.
Liv 120 KJ, Jets on site.
I planted.
Allah hu Akbar!
Ah, for sure.
Nice try, you're good.
Ignore this moody guy.
He's...
He believes in marrying goats.
What?!
You're actually a funny guy, but I'll tell you that, bro.
Appreciate you, buddy.
You're funny guys too, bro.
I'm a funny guy.
I'm a funny guy, bro.
Am I smoking in vain or no?
I don't have a roof, dude.
I got a roof.
I got a roof.
I got a roof.
I got a roof.
I got a roof.
I'm not sure what to do with that.
What the fuck.
I'm not sure.
Fuck.
Bro, on your channel I can do a thousand of other channels I can.
It's weird.
Oh fuck.
It's weird, it's like, oh my god.
It's almost like your WP stopped working
as soon as we said, freight, amen.
I know, no, I really, I, you know,
I wallow, wallow, wallow, wallow, wallow,
I wanted to go fight, but I looked,
I was in the smoke, I was ready to swing.
We believe you.
And then I looked at the mini map.
Actually, when you say wallow.
I looked at the mini map, live,
I looked at the mini map, and I saw three.
That's a really trustworthy thing.
When you say that.
I like, okay, name one time of Latin, wallow, go.
Every time probably the good one because
I'm open can't hear shit
Yeah, I killed that man for real.
Can I see that?
Nice, that was fun.
Did we actually lose this game?
My butter, baby.
Watch this right now, five fans.
Oh my god, five fans.
That should be...
I'm sorry, I'm gonna one-nil-nil-nil, but she's dead.
They got more first bloods than Buda.
Actually same.
I feel like everyone has more first bloods.
Actually, no, guys, I know I look like a bait sometimes, but sometimes I do entry.
When?
Yeah.
yeah like it's rare it's rare but I do actually oh I think we do for one I
think we do for one amen
I don't want to play uncharted right I mean, you know what maybe we'll try uncharted one day, but I
Don't know I feel like I want to play assassin's Creed black flag
I'm gonna entry bro. Let's die
Tim
I'm blind
Live oh my god live wallet are so good
Oh my god
I bought
Nice job, that's me
You down to you tomorrow for the new season might be for a bit
it since I don't mean Val anymore get off your phone slacker I'm not trying to
slack I'm just like scheduling contacts from a job of business man I work very
hard chat my business I'm gonna or not murder whoa I thought it was you that's
I'm just a big man jet.
When I tell you two can you smoke a man?
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel like a fake.
I feel like a fake.
There's just making so much noise. It's a fake.
No, no, what do I mean? Two, two, two on me.
Oh, oh.
Oh, three out, three out.
He's sick.
Two more out, two more out.
A hundred jet.
Jet is on his feet.
I'm gonna get healed soon from next. You gotta kill him.
I'm so bad. I can't have single shot
So much sound and then going out like what a weird push
Who's a jet boat just started getting on the up the fuck you doing
It's not fucking radiating, huh?
But I don't know
I got a lock and I'm walking
No, listen, I'm gonna get a pick for us right here. No one say a word
Cuz they just fight any of the bridge
But but please don't make noise don't make noise don't make noise come under
Someone come under like two like three two ish, you know, like just do a B split but we
uh i'm big he's always fighting anger
go back then
yeah go off back then
okay i'm gonna take an aim to a lobby
you guys just go
like you know the excellence in a way just run run run run just run just run
are we just going yeah it doesn't matter we're better we're better
it's good
i got you don't i don't okay let's play your alt
I
Know you guys need to set up site what the fuck no no we have we have all we have all times Molly
I'm son you're good you're good suck. I got you
I'm sorry but it's not, I meant to right click it.
Oh it's okay.
It's not bad it's sad.
Bro I'm trying to get a League of Legends but it's actually the hardest game in the
world bro.
Literally.
Do they shotgun at all?
Yo someone up in me, someone up in me, train go up in me, train train, up this train.
Okay.
Wait wait wait wait wait, up where?
Come on this come on this chain
I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be
80 on Neon, Neon have an 80, 1 HP Neon.
I'm actually so retarded for that Sauer bro, chat I'm so retarded for that spin.
I'm so bad at making this sick.
Got this.
I can't play today.
This office is like a hard one, I'm not gonna lie.
No, it's not hard. It's not locked in here.
No, no, no, listen.
It's not about game, but...
Listen, Muda, Muda, here's what we need to do, okay?
Okay.
You need to use me as a human shield, and you need to trade me.
Over time.
It's a free kill for you every time.
So wherever you go, tell me to go.
I'm just gonna face check. You're gonna get the trade.
Everyone go, everyone, everyone come be, everyone come be, everyone come be.
We're gonna go heavy arcade.
Yeah, I think they're pushing arcade every round.
Let's do it, guys.
Go.
Fucking go.
trip your trip here nice let's go yeah trade what I want you to do bro the
train just jump around with your knife out jump around to your knife out
go away go away go away go away go away go away
I'm trying to kill him
Go up the drone
I'll clear site, okay?
There's that guy in the hallway, very hard
Turret, Turret, he's in the site, he's in the site, I'm gonna need him, hold on
I'm gonna fly
I'm not fighting for you guys
Noo
He fucking timing me bro
I'm flanking this one guy just live.
He's sniping, no he's sniping bro.
He's sniping, he's sniping, he's sniping hard.
The other one's flanking.
Guys, I'm full cam by the way, I'm full cam.
Liv, can you full cam for a sec?
Stand door, stand door.
Where's that, where's that?
I'm full cam, I'm full cam.
Nice.
Let's go.
Fair.
Yo, yo, very hard, very hard sniping, very hard sniping, very hard sniping.
The only time that they do that is when we go arcade.
Jack, can I have full cam?
Jack, can I have full cam?
No.
Please.
Like, it's hard.
They're on hard, bro.
Let's just get out.
Jack, give me one sec.
Give me one sec, Jack.
Give me one sec.
It's bad, bro. It's bad.
No, no, why would we do that? Why would we do that? Why would we do that? Why would we do that?
Okay, this is a good play.
You're gonna get killed here.
He's quiet.
He's got one on me.
Damnit!
I'm dead.
I
Was a horrible call by the way boy, you're so lucky I fucking ran no no no bro
Don't even be don't even be like that, but I don't know that was a horrible call
That was a horrible call bro. I ran on site use to flash together site and delay
It's always why we're on that round though. I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'll leave you all alone, but like, that was good.
We should have, we should have, we should have,
we should have stacked four and three.
Yo, that's technically four game, by the way.
Yo, this jet is a fucking disgusting fucking pig, by the way.
It's gonna be a charmota. Fuck this guy.
Oh no, it's them again.
It is, 100% it is.
Wait, wasn't that supposed to be a Q1 game?
What?
No, he said a couple of games and we'll,
work will reconvene. What the fuck?
Well, I'm gonna be honest to you. I usually I usually actually
advise streamers to do what you want to do, which is kind of
move out of one section and do variety. But I'm going to say
this very honestly to you. You're actually super solid at
the game, right, especially when it comes to like Q and ranked,
right, like, maybe pro plays different, but ranked, bro,
you're a demon if you found a way to do like a Tyler one domination of ranked go
to like career or some shareware of the best fuck I already did that you better
start doing that again I didn't bring this I do rank one and a and I did
rank one EU and a and then my next rank one around the world I'm doing that I'm
doing that I'm already doing that my next one's all in China
Oh, China.
Yeah.
Ni hao ma.
Shea.
Ni hao ma.
Ni hao ma.
Shea.
Shea.
Shea.
Tani ma.
Tani ma.
Tani ma.
Tani ma is really bad.
Don't ever say that.
I know.
You know, I used to run around the H1Z1 lobbies and just saying that, bro.
Yeah, I used to say it in Rust all the time.
I get a megaphone in Rust and I just say it all around the Chinese bases.
bro it's because they're all embodying like they leave the Chinese rush servers
because everyone's bullshitting and then they come to the US servers and they
bullshit in the US servers how does that make sense
I
Sure she don't personally yeah
Personally I like China. I love China. Yeah, I love China. I love America more, but I do love China
Damn, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you telling me to stay in Valorant, bro?
Why would you ever say bro? It's not brother. I've played
With every single pro you can think of I'm gonna say it's straight up bro watching you play me
I could be wrong, but watching you play in ranked
Pro they suck
How hard these games on a play looks like full pros we can't win bro. It's like nine losses to wins every day
I'm one Tom said that should be
To me to me to me
I'm I'm always I can't fly I cannot fly right now
I know like 15 hours one one time I put the ball please don't fly don't fly
I don't understand why.
What's on a boat? It's both.
It's a boat.
You plant a bomb and I throw it off.
I don't even care.
I can't do anything.
One's half off. It could go be mean.
I'm just 60.
You know what?
I'll get you when you're gifted.
30 seconds left. One enemy remaining. I got the spike.
Punch you left. Emo, emo, emo. They're wrapping you.
He crossed. You're left 30. Oh my god. Brother, I'm telling you.
Like I'm telling you, you're making a big mistake.
I'm making it.
Keep the gifted, keep the gifted.
Wallah, keep the gifted, bro.
Keep the gifted.
But, um...
50, we said 50?
The thing is, no, I said keep the gifted.
Keep the gifted.
What I was trying to say, what I was trying to say was, bro, I love Valorant, bro,
but I just, I don't know, bro, I like Variety, too.
Yeah, we'll mix it up.
You know, that's what I do, bro, you know.
I do both.
I do both.
I was a good-ass comment
What the fuck out of you
Johnny games like this give my oh my way the fuck is my dark
They're gonna play
I love you, but I didn't have to go
Fuck gave him an outlaw
Bros, bro, these pros suck
you want your a love back
I have a choice
that's a good one
what's your dream rank in this game bro I could probably get you that
I don't know if you know this bro I have top ten
in every game so far I just need Valorant and I'm done
okay so my job is to get you a radiant
Yeah. I could do that. We get a good staff though.
Spike dropped. Okay. This is a good staff.
This is a good what? This is a good staff.
I got a grab bomb. Now we're taking red libbers.
What the fuck?
Yeah, we ain't leaving the team behind you understand lives coming with us to radiant
So you better find two demons
No, I mean Simon and uh
Wait, who's wait is this um?
Rico, this is
symphony
Symphony it's simmy simmy TSM
Yeah, yeah
Why didn't I shit on you on the right to the rage bit you got mad?
No, I definitely were just following the board.
Come on Muda, you can't do that.
No, I didn't do that.
I'm still on you.
I can't do this anymore. I can't do this. The timing is insane.
Muda, can you help?
This is on me. This is actually bad. I think sparkling water like a lot. Oh, you're fine
bro. Wow. Oh my god. Do you have me though? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
It's only just for this dark dark mid for me, please. Yeah, I got you. What is it?
Let me know. Wait, does the sparkling water hydrate you the same as still water?
I'm sure you'll go.
You're going to door speed us.
How we going?
Nice job.
Nice job.
Really good.
They're hiding from the drone.
They might have pushed them in.
Are we going deer with the plan?
I don't know.
We should go.
We should go.
I think for sure push down be.
We should go.
I
Think for sure push down B. We should go ahead
How are y'all doing bro already Jim today we didn't go Jim I
Did Jim today already
So I really and I don't know
Ah, but I want to I want to buy CS go skins, but I don't want to justify myself justify my smell standing
$30,000 I
Don't bro. I don't I don't I want to spend I want to I want to buy
Fuck me bro. Check if anyone here in the chat when I give me $30,000 so I can buy do cases
Really star K do cases really?
Really I
I think I'd rather put my balls in a toaster.
I think every single time we've gone B, one push is up, I'll go.
I think we just go B.
Yeah, you can.
Whoa, is that nine people in here? What the fuck?
I guess I'm B.
There's nine people in here, by the way.
Can't remember.
No they are, they're 100%
Someone's probably gonna go window
Yeah, I think so
Someone's gonna go window like every run
Exactly
It's fun
One enemy remaining
But you don't see what's going to happen
Wow guys, you didn't even get to see him
You can tell if this is complex
Whoever is calming you to close it
Check me in it.
What?
A chant.
Someone's calling to him or he's sniping.
It's one of the others.
I still think we keep going B, though.
Like, even if they're sacking or winning,
they neon all the time, we still won.
Yeah, yeah.
Can someone buy me?
You got that motive?
Yeah, I got it.
Thank you.
Come here, bro. Let's get you a kill, bro. Come here.
Get you a kill, bro.
Get you a kill, bro.
You want to play, let's play.
I'm gonna die back side, you guys sorry.
I'm gonna die back side.
Somebody come back, you guys can make it.
You guys can make it.
Now where are you?
I'll fight you, I'm sorry.
I'm not fine.
Not fine.
It was it.
Come in.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
He knew he was there too.
I'll recall a.
What are you?
Please like.
I care like.
I'm going to watch your left side.
Ask Trainius to a no worth of CSM interaction.
Six.
Not a worth of CSM interaction.
CSM interaction at 6 mil
Yeah, sorry. Yeah, what the 40 on him
That's what he gonna be holding you
Oh nice
You're the fall man.
That was a nice close, that was good.
Perfectly played.
That just reached 192 so gross.
Where did he walk up?
Flank like on a timing?
He was right here in my face.
I'm not even joking.
What?
Making this kiss.
I crossed him open.
I think he took first time though.
You know what, Travis?
One of these days I'll do a giveaway for you guys, okay?
Because I know Muda ain't giving you shit.
What the fuck?
I'm doing I'm doing a bundle giveaway tomorrow
What do they need money not
Careful careful careful
There's one elbow. There's one elbow one. I see what I see
I saw
Trinna, just run me now. Just run me, bro. Just run me there and plant the bomb now
You know jump for you, okay?
Minimin nice
Nice
Oh, he knows. See? No, I'm not.
He's having a huge amount of stock, right? I mean, someone's cheating.
Wow.
There's actually a W that takes on that, though.
I can hear the same through his mic. Solid, bro. Thank you.
damn if my boy was sniping on you know you know yourself I was saying my boy
I'm just saying bro if I'm playing with you and you're sniping someone I'm not
gonna tag them excited he's alone I think well I didn't know you're made sorry
I'm on a tree.
LIVE!
I'm already out in the chamber.
I didn't know you were mid.
Nice.
Two-spot, two-spot.
Raise in chamber.
Oh my god!
five thousand dollars a million I mean okay like you should come with us because then
train can work properly like he's not getting to work properly because you're making sound
mid so that they know he's mid so like you're kind of getting trained killed yeah you are
and now she's gonna see some bullshit now
no thankfully I have high IQ people defending me thank you very much
oh I actually love this stack bro this is a good stack
this is a good one miserable stack this is a good one
he's going behind me
Oh
I shot one more be mean I'm just not used to playing jet right now with the stack bro
You see like playing right now and taking my time
I got this very much
He's right here in the corner
I
The reaction of a 35-year-old loser. Oh my god
That's just go all day
No, I feel like the good train is saying that you are at the game
You should be able to play judge the easiest character in the game at a very high level
What a batch out for sure. I just I don't know
dashing out is just
Stop player not a winner. You know the day
Little walking bro. I don't like I don't like this dashing out place, bro
You're not helping to kill him. It's in main.
He's pilot. He's flanked.
Got that, so far.
He's low. I tagged him.
And by the way, I want to make this very clear.
high IQ individuals defending me I was being dead serious I could tell some of
you thought I was being facetious I was being dead serious thank you
oh okay uh I don't know if it's about I don't want to be that guy but I don't
know what facetious means can we go be
yeah no loose ends yeah I'm gonna grade rock my name so I'm not for a little
What a lit.
Deploying drone.
Where they be?
Where'd he go?
Roofless, what do you mean by that? Like, at night time?
Roofless, do you mean like, at night time?
Move backside.
Move back there.
Right up.
Raging is like, oh, I'm falling.
Raging is like, oh, I'm falling.
Raging is like, oh, I'm falling.
See I just don't want to be dashing out like this all the day all the time simmy
I want to be baiting sometimes, bro
This takes a lot of energy dashing out and getting two four keys back-to-back which is eight kills to me is this it
Just a lot of energy, bro
I want to be a contact crater and I don't want to be a pro player
I was so what I would have I would have went pro bro, you know, so I want to beat I want to make some time
You know, I just want to pro sometimes bro. By the way, simmy have you
Have you one of you?
I'm not trying to be weird. I'm not trying to be weird. I'm not trying to be weird. I'm not trying to be weird like I actually
Are you not on a team anymore? Hey, was Sim actually pro at one point? Yeah, he was. Is it on TSM? Yeah
You guys lost your money
That was all yachts right there
No, let's see
Let's see if it was good on TSM
Nice fucking, uh, nice fucking player.
Solid, solid player.
Pulling the myth taking that fucker.
Planting.
Spike planted.
I have planted.
You've off you go.
One enemy remaining.
I said, okay.
Enemy split.
Oh!
You gonna get missed, I mean?
Yeah
Why do for us?
Yes, I'm dead so Rosa and yes, I'm Wardell on the same team, but I was so
My god
It was it was so those were such a good times
Such a good time
You don't even know I wouldn't be a streamer now basically I wouldn't be right and right now if it wasn't for some Rosa
Let me tell you who's a super fan, and I usually don't use the word fans. I don't like it
But in this situation it applies in every way
And what I love a lot of bro. Yeah
Oh, is it actually
Also chambers are can be
You said you said it's a boomer time.
No, no, no, no.
He's here.
Alright.
What is this?
Watching here.
you shift walking you mean yo I've already walked out
I've already walked out
back down B
I'm really late by the way
he could be in our spot right here
wait we have bomb it all is bomb
gun here
it all looks like you from tunnel
yeah
wait
that was a footstep you're right
Here's a nest, yeah.
OK.
30 seconds left.
It might be, yeah.
Those are chipping me out, bro.
Where's the safe?
It's really stuck in there.
Last player stands.
1-E, apparently.
Good blow for my bullet right there.
Saw that.
I don't know.
I'm whipping this game.
Well, good.
12 seconds.
He's not time to play it, you know what I'm saying?
10 seconds left.
Good job.
Isn't he?
No.
Oh no.
Where's the bomb?
Uh, under window.
Oh.
Good play, bro.
You didn't have to fucking deal with a window last time, yeah.
You're just aware, bro.
What are you getting?
You're just aware.
I mean, the fact you didn't shout out for ego and you actually played it right,
these other pros, they all shout out for ego, they die and lose the round.
You know I do have ego low-key, but there's a time to have the ego and there's a time not to you know
Yeah, but that's different. That's like a passive Middle Eastern ego. We all have it
I'm sure Liv knows all about that
That's bad ego right there train
I'm gonna have to go right there bro.
I'll be fucking serious.
I'm 20 neon.
That's...
He's just sitting in spawn like a f-maggot.
No! Goodness.
Fucking fuck.
Okay, this motherfucker's crazy bro.
This guy is fucking crazy bro.
Like oh my god.
Like what the fuck.
Yo, this guy's uh...
This guy's crazy bro. This guy's crazy.
I'm running out of ammo.
I'm running out of default.
I'm in again.
I'm in.
I'm not doing this stuff.
Thanks for pleasing from him.
What is this guy doing?
He was out making good CCs.
Does anyone have all?
All!
I'll jump.
I should have just jumped I should not waited for him I should have just gambled the fact
that he I kind of knew he was there I just hate making the wrong play like fuck it just
kills me inside she kills me
no star if this game had cases I'd actually buy a lot
I'm gonna come join mid for you when I get there, okay?
Just give me one sec.
I will, I will.
Just give me a second.
Yeah, yeah, they're in there.
You made it.
Okay.
Okay, there might be one that's in the mid.
I don't know.
I don't see anyone yet.
You guys can walk there.
Are they outside?
I don't know.
He tripped my thing.
Are they even on me?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna re-go to the mid, okay?
Just stay where you guys are.
Everyone's fine.
Nani?
Just say where you guys are. Everyone's fine.
Nani?
Everything's quiet, you know.
He has...
Hashtag guys.
What's up?
I don't know
Why is there a tank?
Yeah
On it, on it, on it
There'll be one, there'll be one
I don't know. I don't know about trains.
Do you know about trains?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Thank you bro.
Chet what time should I wake up tomorrow bro?
12. You're good bro.
Can you drop me a little?
12?
Yeah.
Wait Trin, no matter how late you sleep you always wake up at 12 no matter what.
Wait you haven't one way again?
Sorry what did you say?
Uh no you don't have to answer.
No if I'm on a good schedule I get 6 A.C.
I'm on a good schedule. I got six seconds to go in there.
I'm dead.
Here, bricks.
Oh, oh, oh.
Dude, let go.
I think both.
I'm drowning.
I'm both on me
There's a judge, 40 on him
There's a judge, just swing him
I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one, I'm one
Both on site, both on site
Both on site, both on site
Yeah, to your left, Buddha
He's behind the box?
Yeah, behind the box
40 on tail
one enemy reigning got him
I don't even have that
oh they tried
this guy is just something else
he's one by one
he's the middle eastern stallion huh
I'm like, I'll let it in.
I'll have it all for you.
All right.
I'm scared to play that one in your one shot, low key.
I suck ass.
It's just a bad game, Liv.
It's just a bad game.
No, I can't do anything this game.
It's OK.
It's OK.
It's just a bad game.
It's hard sometimes.
It's hard to play it every time, you know?
What?
Oh, what a one.
Five nades planted.
No planted, no planted.
I'll shoot.
I'm chambering.
One enemy remaining.
Three.
Enemy's on the A side.
Two hit.
Mara!
Dude, I just, I don't know.
Nah, I suck.
I
Think I'm gonna call it but I'm not a lot guys maybe call them like I'm an LGMD
Yeah, give me one sec. I'm gonna see if this fucking clowns awake
He's not got to one more
I
Get two hours of art of the game
Time I'm gonna be live tomorrow. How do we come out like what time the thing is child fucking wired right now for some reason I'm not even tired
The guy can't be a can't be a good feeling right chat
He said one more game. He's ready to play so keep it up. All right
I thought this whole time I thought you were just like a I don't know I thought you were
just like a troll like a you know like a I don't know bro you're actually good at the
game good for you thank you bro I love you bro I am a troll though I am a troll I won't
I am a troll.
You can choose to be good when he wants to, for sure.
Yeah, like, literally.
Like, literally.
Guys, do I actually talk like that?
Guys, do I actually talk like that?
No, they're- Bro, I- Bro!
Bro. Bro.
Do I actually talk like that? Chat. Chat, do I talk like that?
Do I drink this bottle of gay?
What do you guys think?
Yo, get off my dick.
That's supposed to be a good stream bro, I'm not going to lie.
Yo, how did you used to do, but train apparently you used to do IRL streams 10 years ago.
Did you invent IRL, like who invented IRL streaming back in the day?
Technically.
So technically.
I decided.
Yeah, technically, I would say probably ice if I had to give like homage or flowers
It would probably him. Yeah, no it would be him in those days, but I
Would say
Yeah, the IRL that I did
We definitely took it to like a different level
much I think ask train about Mitch yeah so he and I probably had one of the best
IRL arcs like for the platform in terms of like mainstreaming it I don't know if
that's the right word cuz like yeah I would say ice ice like created it right
He kind of did his thing, but he and I definitely...
We had one of the best IRL arcs.
It was a crazy, crazy time of streaming.
Really?
Yeah, because if you understand back then, like 910K viewers is today's like 100K viewers.
And we were hovering at like 30,000 viewers.
What?
Way back in the day.
Like somewhere anywhere from like yeah, I just depend on what we're doing in 15 to 30k back in the day
So that's like a hundred a streamer. Listen, bro. We are this topic off-stream, but
bro streaming nowadays is it like kind of
People out is it's hyper no streaming is hyper inflated, right? So
I'm gonna give you an example of what I think it is
But can I see something and you tell me if I'm right or wrong though for a second?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Well, I think streaming nowadays, everyone just streams to just make a shit set of money.
Don't do it for the content.
Correct.
Correct.
So, yes.
So, today's streamers aren't actually the heart of why streaming started and what streaming
used to represent, right?
So, I want to kind of get into it and peel it back a bit.
I don't want to gatekeep because that's kind of fucked up, but the gaming world was for
the nerds, the geeks, the people that were kind of rejected from the popular circles, right?
And we all kind of escaped to the online world to kind of get away from the real world.
And streaming used to be groups of people that were in those categories, right?
The geeks were like the losers of the nerdy people, the nerds with the cool kids of the
nerd world, right?
But that was the world.
And as soon as the views started coming in, right, money started coming in, right, virality
started coming in, popularity clout.
The very, I really, it sounds so cringy saying it, but the very people that we all tried
escaping from started coming into the scene because they wanted what we created, right?
So now it's filled with those people. It's filled with like non-nerds, non-geeks, non-gamers.
I don't, and by gaming I don't mean being good at a game. I just mean you use gaming
to escape, right? Yeah. And so now it's just filled with view-bottling. Yes, bro.
Just view-bottling people that are coming from the mainstream and they're so arrogant.
think they created the scene. It's like brother like we created it and you came in because
you didn't like the world you built outside of the gaming world anymore. I'm telling you bro
just it's just a bunch of posers but it is what it is. That's what I think streaming back in
the day. I wish what sucks bro is it doesn't suck but I wish I was a part of your guys's
timeline because bro like when I'm streaming with people or like when I go on Twitch and
Let me say this. Let me say this. I am sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. No, I interrupt you. Sometimes I end up comparing my stats to someone who I literally
know is fucking you body, bro. Correct. And that's what I was going to get into the one thing. So
right now, the one benefit you guys have is the money, the money, the lowest.
How do I say this? So the bottom of, so what the bottom is getting paid today is what the top used to get paid in my day.
So the money for you guys in this generation is fucking crazy, right? The money that's being just injected into the scene. It's crazy, right?
crazy, right? We're seeing crazy numbers being injected. However, back in my day, you knew who the
you knew who the major viewbotters were. Today, everyone's hyperinflated. Today, it's at a point
now where unless you made it or you're from my days, if you're a new streamer today,
like I really hate to say it because as everyone knows, I'm a huge like, you know,
anti-view-botting advocate. But yeah, you're cooked. It seems like the industry is rewarding
people who are willing to shamelessly, blatantly inflate their viewership, and then the people who
don't want to go that route are being punished, or the people who are trying to do it legitimately
are being punished so like you're kind of cooked right people are just like
artificially keeping themselves in the top spots and those top spots are super
important for discoverability important for like trickle-down viewership and
even though some people don't believe in that so it's it's super fucked up so
you're almost in a situation where you have to do it completely the thing is
well well hold on hold on hold on let me yeah like that's just for new gen
It's not so like if you're from my day and age
It's not worth doing it right if you've built something. It's not worth
tarnishing what you've built
In order to quote unquote keep up right so for old gen it's not worth doing
Obviously some old gen do it
But if you don't do it you shouldn't do it, but for the new gen I
Don't know bro. It's tough like I can't you know the
the
Fuck bro, Twitch is the hardest platform to grow and I will die on that bro, Twitch is the hardest platform to grow
Twitch is the hardest platform to grow because it's literally a community and it's so funny bro because like
Bro, I'm not I'm not Einstein bro
But I've been streaming every single day for the last two years and I put a lot of like research into this
But when I like press on a streamer, I can instantly know if it's guys of you bought it or not
It's like it's really really obvious, you know, yeah, very obvious very obvious, but the thing is I think they know
It's obvious. They just think like the viewers don't think it is. I don't know. I don't know
Like I don't know
It's done in the give a fuck they don't let me go
We don't know why though bro is because you'd like to be honest
If you do viewbot and you do a sponsor you probably get paid like ten times more. That's probably my guess
it's gotta happen, you know?
Yeah, just one big snowball effect too.
I don't want to do it.
It's just full of shame with everyone.
24 months.
Sorry, I had to put one of your viewers in.
Oh, yo, give me a moderator if I can type this.
Yeah, I got you.
I just want to see how much I can't type.
Yeah, I got to put this guy in his place
The real quick shameless little fucking shameless little guy
Don't don't don't ban my channel stuff. I would never bro. I don't like your tripping the fuck
Wait, your message is not get sent. Give me a sec here.
But you give it to me.
I did I did. Yeah, you have a lot.
Well, let me refresh her.
Are you sure bro?
Yeah, yeah, here we go.
There we go. I just needed to type that real quick.
actually I didn't be outplayed the real cheaters and see that's there to win
see that needed money wait so should you tell me you tell me stream you tell me
people used to make more money back then than now or now now now easily now are
you kidding me really how much how much viewers would you need back then to
make a hundred K a hundred K what like for a sponsorship in a month from Twitch
that's not even like that's not even like possible okay I mean I gotta think about this let me how long how far ago are we talking about like that like back in the start I don't even think that's
possible but maybe not that much I would say I mean yeah maybe or I mean through donations yeah no no that yeah fuck I don't know I just don't want you know let me just go look I can just go look
look i can just go look
it has run on gambling uh
in category back then but when we're talking back then we're talking
way like five years before the gambling scene
yeah gambling wasn't even a thing right now right back in the day bro
well back in the day people were like doing fucked up shit in the
counter strike section right and that's why i'm looking at bad rap yeah
That rap, whatever the fuck. I'm not sure what the fuck I'm actually gonna go look real quick.
I mean bro like ads, I'm gonna be honest you ads unless you had an ad deal
which like started no they started way back in the day because to be fair like I'm a cutie pie
for example I think he got multi-million dollar deals way way back in the day so you really
You really had to focus on a twitch deal in order to truly make good money
Right
Yeah, I don't even think it was like that here. I'm gonna try and see exactly overview
Yeah, I don't know 100k was doable 100k was doable, but that's not what I'm talking about right like
I'm talking about like
The higher end of things hundred cat think was doable right through don't know. I don't know
No, I don't know, but I feel like maybe like 50 60k a month. Okay through dough knows and subs
Because ads were super fucked I don't know if ads were I don't even remember I'm gonna be honest you I don't I don't think
Did ads even exist way back in the day?
And if they did they were for sure capped for everyone
I'm walking around kindergarten at the time we're talking about so
Let me check this out real quick. I'm gonna go all the way back to like
way back in the day. Let's take a look here
It's time for your duelist arc, Simon
You think Twitch will ever like shut down
I hope so
I think it's more likely that it gets purchased
Oh, really?
Oh, sorry.
Um...
Superbilling line.
Yo, you actually know something, bro. You know something.
No, I don't.
I was laughing at my dashboard.
Oh
Let's see here back in 2021 to 2022 everyone had 70 30 on ads now it's 5050
Not everyone
That's how it was but so we only get so wait whatever I make a day is 50-50 with twitch
Like you like exactly guys yeah, I mean subs I have 70 30, but what the fuck me a sack. This is fucked up. Oh
Oh
Yeah, right?
Yeah
I don't even know what's going on here.
Oh, buddy?
Holy fuck, they're like all there.
I only have one smoke, I can't turn it on.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, my aim is just randomly robotic.
My aim is literally robotic.
You just can't recreate it.
Like, chat, watch this.
I didn't want to see it.
I don't know. I think so.
Oh my god. I wasn't tripping. I'm sorry.
Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
He's in open doors. He's in open doors.
I don't remember what pays were like back in like
2015-20. I don't remember bro. That was so long ago.
But I'm talking about like, you know, I'm talking about payment like, you know, you know,
yeah, yeah, I know, like take me for example, my lowest year in the last five years was 60
million a month, 60 million a year, right?
So it's like that didn't exist back then.
Yeah, but is that coming from crypto?
No, not from streaming.
It's still streaming opportunities right?
That didn't exist back then
My bollies!
He's sick
Enemy!
CT
Left side's gone down, kill her
Oh my god, what's wrong?
I think one's out, kill her as well
Oh my god, I am dead
Cut him, there we shoot
One enemy remaining
I'm sorry
I
Just kidding by the way, just a joke I make
I make like 150 grand
Second just kidding
I'm actually fucking kidding. Okay. All right. I see you
That's just or a bro. That's just over
All right, so I don't know if that guy is retarded or fucking retarded
two slaps two slaps
one's there this way
two slaps
peeking peeking peeking
2v1 2v1
NO I'm so sorry
I
star I'll do you one better star
I have a business account and
I don't even
I don't know if I can say this
actually I
I can't say it I can't say it
I don't know who's watching bro
Let's just say chat
Let's just say
Okay
Your mooder say it we're gonna say
I'll give you some advice, do you want some advice?
Yeah, yeah, please.
Pay your taxes.
Is there one thing you can't get away from?
It's A-mike down A.
Yes, and taxes.
So make sure to pay your taxes, pay all of your taxes, and you'll be good.
80, I'm treated.
Damn sex.
Good luck, darling.
Yeah, you might be safe now.
Oh, why are you standing?
I didn't shoot you back seven three what what what
Cs that was a kill
Yeah, I think you have a day at all the cause
There's probably obvious now. I'm gonna
Hey, okay, I'm ready to go. Fuck it. Yeah
She's gonna then I mean yeah, they're definitely not sniping
I don't know who it is, so I'll run you.
It doesn't matter, he'll know who it is.
Oh.
You got him?
You got him?
He's down
Starflame's alive
I got him
I'm already seeing him
I'm talking!
I'm just gonna heal him
I got him!
You got me!
They're sniping so hard
They're sniping so hard
There's 4 on C by the way
I fucking with their op-end their Cindy that four and see you that
Oh spoodah they know me no
The hardest game to win
No, but I do over all I do feel there's more money in the industry now than there was back then
and then I think about it the amount of people that are multi-millionaires
converted back then it's crazy
there's just five everywhere
Oh my god
It's all three together actually
Hit up indoor
The fuck
It's not planning for me though
You guys are gonna have to run
I don't know
off off off off
take a now
dude
my bad
no it's okay
I'm gonna really think about this
I'm four times there
I'm gonna really think
I definitely feel like a bullet through the bus office
oh
thank you sir
more streamers today
more viewers even through inflation
even through inflation.
No, yeah, no, I would say even through all of that,
streamers today are making way more money
than streamers were back then.
Are you going? Absolutely.
I think we're just walking around.
Oh, God!
Find it.
Come on, let's go.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Go, go, go!
I'm not saying. You flashed.
Oh he got stuck. I can't.
I'm on his tree. Thank you.
We can, we can.
Drop, drop, drop, drop.
One enemy remaining.
I'm on my dog bro.
It's fine, it's fine. Spare us.
Oh you're in a molly.
I just can't play against snipers man I fear snipers I just can't I just get in my head
They're better than them, bro, that's all.
So scary, man.
They're more of a little Vsats.
Fucking geolocation, just...
Okay, I'm taking down, bro.
I'm gonna keep doing it.
I should definitely knock on the fray, guys.
Hello?
It's not in the boots of rage right now,
so I'm just shooting everything.
They need a moment of silence.
um-uh-uh-uh-uh
You know I'm actually down to hop on like
Where's that where's that look
One more one more what the fuck
two more nice one hard left
one enemy remaining. Oh, one more for me.
Also there. Attackers spawned.
One tap is that's better.
I'm still hungry.
I didn't get up there.
Why are you saying sauce?
I'm just a million nades and Molly like stuns everything we should leave we should leave
like right now I think they're hopping on the line as well for our loss
you give me a bomb?
here we go!
can we go see?
oh okay I just killed it I killed it whatever
I had him baby wow
I can bomb this baby
I need to flip off I need to flip off
he's nice, he's nice
I need to break the bullet
I should just pop B here
I'm just smoking fire yeah
one bullet man
One bullet, Muda.
Ew.
No way, bro.
You are blinds, bro.
How?
Oh my god, are we serious?
Oh, wow.
There's so much shit.
Everyone on my team is doing great.
One, two, three.
I got, oh my god.
Every PC you tell, bro.
Oh my god.
I need a normal Valorant game.
Let's go see.
No, no, no.
We got to start A go C, we got to start A go C.
I was wondering how am I going to pick on C.
Oh my god, how did I miss that?
I don't know, go C, go C, go C, go C.
Damn dumb.
That train peak this guy?
We should go Q.
No, I think we should make Madison mod now then,
like genuinely.
What?
Go C, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
run it, run it, run it, run it, run it, run it.
They're running through, yeah, they're running
Don't make noise, don't make noise.
I think it's made noise.
Or mound, barely is actually good too.
You guys both would be good.
Yep.
I mean guys...
Did I miss anything?
Uh, can you guys all go see right now please?
He's there, he's there.
He's gonna be there.
You're gonna be good
Fuck is he doing
So hard, I just can't I can't be the guy that knows where I am I can't
Get some snacks
There are everything, whatever you want.
Give me stairs. Seven.
That's good. That goes in my play.
All might be a little far, but you guys got this for sure.
Where is he? I don't know.
Anywhere I guess.
Good flank. Go, go.
I'm not gonna do that.
I haven't had him.
80.
Dropped.
I haven't waited.
My game bug?
Okay.
I mean, the guys are still having on my screen bet.
Tony on there.
No fucking...
That's what I do though.
I'm gonna tell you about this.
I'm here to fuck.
Bring the next actor and have to hit radiant to be through as well.
I think I'd probably win that shit.
I think I'd top 100 rank 2 or something, I don't even know.
We have to do that.
You should do it where you go to certain guns, for a certain gun is going to be so cool,
no?
You wanna see? They taught A.
Gonna jump the spot.
Gotcha.
He crossed my guy's spot.
Yeah, I definitely crossed if you're shooting from that far.
I fucking knew it, bro.
You are such a fuck.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, quick!
No.
I'm gonna be flanking him.
Yeah, he's already in our trick.
Hey, flank, flank!
Watch him.
Actually, it's too flanked.
Not too bit flanked.
I don't know this guy's just fucking sniping bro. It's so fucking
Sniper. Alhamdulilah, huh?
I'll see you.
I probably pushed out.
I think I'll see you for sure.
Right out of the bottom.
I think I have one good style. Let's get a good style.
You guys will see you.
I just lost your arm
I'm waiting
I can't go first
I just can't go first
There's a nice match for everyone
You guys got all of them?
Yes
What a fucking piece of shit pussy
Fucking bitch
Suspresed the leg of these fucks
Hey yo KJ bring by the way
I
Full-byte full-byte full-byte on the right. He's out 80 80. I'm water waterfall already out
Come on train no
I'm so distressed
What the fuck I know I know I know
It's so bad, bro. I'm so sick. Sorry guys
I'm so sick
Oh come on guys like what are we doing bro what the fuck guys come on man
and thought smoking anything at the start
not a lot really
it's easy, easy
ah!
so bad
spike down
see
they're in there already
nooo who ducked?
nooo
fuck
he's out, he's out of band, out of band
fighting, alone, alone, alone
he's fighting for me, I didn't see him
guys, last one's unknown, I didn't see him
You really need to be, you really need to be
I spawn around now I guess
It's not my last
Last player standing
I'm just waiting
Wait, my heal goes away now?
They're piloting
One left, one left!
Fuckin' easy
Two body
like these guys just play like bots bro like they don't I don't know there's no
thinking pattern sorry I didn't know he made it in sorry sorry sorry that on me
I bet
Yes, I mean you watch my streams using that word
What did I say much? Oh, yeah, always right?
That's the best. They're actually playing like much. Well, I want to see. Oh my god. There's there's so many things
I want to say. There's so many things I want to say
Holy shit type of my god
I'm pushing water fall, I'm pushing it, we have way more time to walk.
one pillar one one pillar one more pillar thing yeah it's not more than
I'm gonna be on the
I was getting half
No, behind us
Behind the judge
Snipe, snipe, snipe
You should stick it, stick it
Why did I start not gonna be able to?
She's not gonna be able to
Stick, stick, stick, stick
Get that
You're a bad player standing
I don't know
Try to do it
I'm not sure
Yo, listen, listen, listen
Wherever I am
They're gonna go the opposite of
Huh?
No, I'm on
We lost, GG. We just got nerfed, dude.
Not much ass around on me for sure.
You guys are hard sniping.
I mean, one way or two ways.
No, no, no.
See? I see. Who's up?
One two.
Your sights are too.
It's not saying.
Can I see anything, Kirby?
Ah!
Ah!
Fuck it, right there.
Oh, okay, but...
You fucking real!
Yeah, yeah, bro.
You just rude me.
Plus still one crossbook.
Fight planted.
Oh!
Yeah!
I'm gonnaใชใในใซๆฎใใฆ.
Bro, I don't get left players standing.
I mean guys just stack see just stack see or you know what I'll put see they're gonna go in out
They're gonna go in out the stream slanting and those dreams that a lot. They're very hard training like just disgusting, but it's okay
I think me and you fight scene I can break here
I could just one way and I can break your drone. I just can't do anything
The thing is I would say give me live on seed that way you guys can just do that stack the better players on a
I don't know what I didn't know. I just come to see him like that.
Go fuck it.
I don't know what I didn't know.
One way or another. One way or another.
No, no, no.
There we go.
They're coming B. They're coming B already.
They're healing. They're just healing.
What are we having?
Maybe what if they're in A?
Yeah, yeah.
Spike planted.
I
Playing post want me
No, I suck at my stuff. I suck at my stuff. Have someone thought to have all
My god
Do you see that shot?
Do you see that?
No.
I got it.
Yo, what's this happen?
Fuck these losers.
Yo, listen.
Take my gun.
Take my gun.
Let's come see.
Liv, where are you here?
I'm gonna lock him for this game.
Lock him, baby.
Come on.
I'm gonna lock him.
I'm gonna lock him.
Face to the screen, baby.
mh?
You okay?
Sure.
She...
Come see now.
Smoke see please.
He right now.
Hey, hey, hey.
Sorry, sorry.
Come on, come on, come on!
Nice?
Come on.
Oh, thank God, but still I'm gonna stay alive.
Fuck, I'm gonna stay alive.
I'm safe, I'm safe.
Yes, bro.
No, yes.
All right, same thing, same thing, same thing, same thing.
They're not going to go see what me and Livid are here, bro.
They're not going to go here.
They go here, they're going to shit on every time.
He's going to drink that and bro, he's going to do anything.
You're faking it.
Why?
Not I was something crazy you'd say bro. Let's fuck them as fuck. How am I fake?
You said he said put the words there's on C
Don't flash don't flash don't flash don't flash I can't say what he's doing
They're running see
Okay.
One in spawn.
Yep.
Nice, well.
Fucking dumbass.
Sight and then main.
I am Yanpeiro.
In the smoke, in the Sight smoke.
Who was in the smoke?
Okay, he's in the smoke.
How do I miss all those shots?
He's on the mound.
I
Know
Honestly, I don't even know can find it I swear to God. I don't know
I can buy one, I can buy one, Mura, Mura, Mura, Mura.
Look, come here.
Come one way, one way.
Liv, Liv, over this splash what I told you to.
Over the wall, over the wall above you.
Oh.
Yeah, come one way, one way for me.
Yeah.
No peeking.
See.
Got him.
Spike down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm down the right
You're down? You're down?
Both of them, both of them
I need it
Oh my god, good job
Try not to log into that mine by the way bro
We're gonna go home
There you go
Bro, you know what I really want bro?
I might, I really wanna take
Like okay, this might sound crazy, but I want to start thinking like sleeping pills bro. My sleep isn't good at all
Like all bro, I don't know what it is ever since I got you can't fall asleep or is it in there?
I can't stay asleep like I could fall asleep
But I wake up like four or five times like why have they yes?
I've did yesterday ever tell you about his problems. This is problems. Yeah. Yeah, like I say
I have the same shit as I knew there were a this time. I don't go a
I got to one more he's fucking she's fucking she went on site one enemy
that's not what she oh my god that guy's fucking dumb ass
that's beautiful good job well played oh my god that happened when you take
Adderall during the afternoon bro it's not I don't take Adderall and I've
I fucking life ever taken out of all why the fuck would I ever take out of all I don't take out of all don't take shit
I don't take literally anything with the fuck why would you be fucking consider that fuck
Yeah, by the way the plugs dropping it off I'll drop it off to him like three hours
I
Do the same thing that one round. Yeah, I think you do one way again
You know what maybe chop I think I think that's been getting worse ever says our gene captain every day
Keep going keep going
one down one enemy remaining
yeah
is that a three piece?
is that a three piece?
I do when I'm on baby that's not
yeah you know what train do you train cat feet every single day train?
Yeah, drink your mama brah. Oh my god. Yeah, I do every day no matter what I
Mean no, but
Yeah
Be smokes anywhere, yeah, please one way please
I almost had all of them, 114 neon, 40 black guy with glasses.
Black guy with glasses.
I'm sorry, when's pushing end end?
Yeah bro!
I'm sorry, last.
I left, I left.
Beautiful.
I'm gonna play guys.
I'm gonna play.
I'm gonna play.
I'm gonna play.
I mean, he just in this one.
One enemy remaining.
I'm on site last.
Fight down, guys.
I'm left, I'm left.
Beautiful, home play, guys, good job.
I don't know how we just want to get to that.
I got 12 and 13, I don't fuck around.
You're some crazy ass snipers, bro.
Crazy ass fucking comps.
Two off for nothing, and use the oaths.
Nice little 32 bomb out of me.
I think he took so many times.
Shit, I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, they are.
Fuck.
A good ass 32 bomb.
Simon six first bloods to oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Let me see every first blood in the game
Nice let's go what that oh my oh my chat what yo remind train about the chatter
I'm over right now. Yeah, I was gonna say there's no way to give a fucking up
Yeah, I think you're my camera on, so what's up with everybody?
Rare appearance, I never do this. Rare appearance, what do you mean?
You're in the camera on.
Oh, are you?
It's a bomb. It's a bomb.
Oh, are we going to do? No, I don't think it is.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
And now we have four
I mean, I'm playing like shit also
And this is like my peak so
We broke your peak
By it's like I'm free off of it. Oh, okay next game next game
I mean, I was like a fard stuck in the sentence.
I don't even know.
Bro, sending is the hardest rank.
I do not.
It's impossible.
It is.
Every I mean, I was getting, I went full no-com
because I was getting throwers every game.
what's wrong bro nothing bro
I
Don't think you guys understand how hard I
Worked for this bro, and I'm you guys make me really happy bro
You guys make me really happy, bro
And I love being a call with train bro chat because
bro, I
I don't want to leave in two years and three years.
I don't want to leave in four years, five years.
We all want to be here the next 10, 15 years, bro.
I'm not going to lie chat.
I used to dream about this for so long, bro.
Like I've manifested this for so long bro.
And I don't think you guys understand how happy I am bro to be in a call at 4am with
trainwrecks bro or like the other day with like xqc or like make content with
like jinksy I want to be here and for the next 10 15 years bro and like I love
I love you guys bro I love y'all
Oh
It's just so crazy bro.
Do I get off? I'm lucky tired, bro.
Bro, I'm so proud of like...
I'm so proud of Train, bro.
Like train wreck bro train. I love you, bro. Voila. I fucking love you, bro
I fucking love you. You're such a fucking retard train you understand me, bro
You are the biggest
Retard in the world
But I think that's why I love you so much, bro
That's why I fucking love you so much, bro
You are such a beautiful human being trained, wallah.
And I don't know how you are or how you act like off stream bro.
But bro I hope God blesses you with like health and peace bro.
You're such a fucking, you're such a retard bro.
you're such a retard bro but I love you bro actually fucking retarded well I love
you bro you guys know every now and then I come back and I and I so you guys
know every now and then I still take a look at this video every now and then
where is it this one bro to every now and then I still to give it I still to
be look at this video chat
where is it
this is what I had my 10k subs three years ago bro
You long nose.
Oh wall I love you you fucking retard.
What the fuck is a Uzi Mango?
Ladies what I'm saying chat.
Trade is the only human being on earth that knows what a Uzi Mango is.
What the fuck is a oozy mango?
What is an oozy mango, bro?
What the fuck is oozy mango, bro?
What is this?
Is that Otoblock?
It's Otoblock.
Wait, who is this?
streamer you look just like him this was me two years ago bro you know every
every every I would say month I look at this video once
look at me bro it's they don't want to do this but you gotta get ready I'm gonna
to be a streamer, I'm gonna be a full-time streamer, I don't care how long this takes,
that's currently January 16th 2023, this year's gonna be my year, I'm gonna be radiant, I'm
gonna be radiant number one, I'm gonna be the best fucking streamer you can ever imagine,
because I made a promise to this little guy, that I'm gonna do it, and I'm not gonna
stop until I do.
holy shit bro I recorded like 5 a.m. to all right bro fuck it let's play one
more let's fucking play one more fucking terrorist bro what I mean by
terrorist is what I mean you're you're you're you're you're uh yeah you're
fucking terrorist bro let's play fucking one more so fuck I'm hungry that's my
boy you're back huh fucking play one more bro fucking I'm done let's go one
I'm here too, bro. What's good? I'm canned up just for you
Look at that
No, we ends the pop the bro. What the fuck, bro
My god, this is gonna be horrible
I'm trying to camera off the game. I'm gonna lag out
I'm going to add your camera on my stream.
You're going to be sitting up, bro.
My mouth's going to be wide open while I'm aiming.
You didn't want to see that.
Yeah, I do want to see that.
I do want to see that.
My mouth's going to be wide open.
Are you kidding me?
I have to watch that, bro.
That's literally comedy.
That's crazy, bro.
You guys are sick, fucks.
Yo, yo, yo.
If it's the same people.
Someone's going to dodge, please.
Like, walla.
No, it's not.
It's not.
me here though. How do I add trades camera machine I think oh I got it I got it I got
it. I'm trying this shit off bro. No no please keep it on keep it on keep it on. Bro I'm
telling you guys listen. Bro just keep it on bro come on.
How do I change those whips you've been having already so. So how do I do it it's boom
and then it's boom and then it's boom and then it's boom boom and then it's uh.
What are you guys playing?
What are you guys playing?
What are you guys playing?
What are you guys playing?
What are you guys playing?
True.
You can go Neon again, Simon, if you want.
Do I want to do that, though?
I go Jett.
That works too, yeah.
Raise?
My raise sucks, Day.
Really?
On this map, yeah.
It's because I end up doing the most shitty satchels and just get shot midair.
You guys will just be here and get shot midair every time and just yelling.
The crooked man.
Is this R and C T is that a sage viper brim? I mean it's
Who is it I know who that is I've never seen my pencilist really
You double check is that one I do I do
Anyone over there we're gonna get fucking sniping to oblivion bro like literally oblivion
Fucking really to spread out
All right, this is my last one I actually like for real for my last one
Yo, oh my god about that boy
18 with the 100 gifted suburbs
My god, we're gonna break the wall
Holy shit, bro. Try to add your I add your fucking webcam on I got a hundred cells
Bro, let me put your fucking talk on my shoe. That's what happens next. I'll be honest, bro
I'm packing just a little above average
No, no, no stop not that way Simon please
Actually go to the same bullshit voice longer
Why is Kyle actually who's Kyle we don't know who the fuck
That guy's name is Kyle I guess come back come back me come back me. Oh my god
My guys snag me as you take off by the way
You could be on site could be on site could be on site could be on site. Yeah, I'm good several
Be how did he keep me right on one enemy remaining?
Well, this guy's dead.
Get wrapped up.
He's in my eyes. Oh my god.
He's in my eyes.
He's in my eyes.
Oh, wow.
That's guys nice.
Let me tell you that.
You know, fucking haircut.
Did we try growing your shit out?
Get some fucking cornrows going, P.
Yeah, no, I think you'd look tough at them.
You think so?
so yeah I'm like I got a hair still yeah no wait and you have good genetics
genetics nope there's air fitting now what's like 35 I feel like it should start
I got great though the grades were coming in heavy. Well, that's normal
I'll tell you when nice why am I actually know let's go. I hear my auntie
I'm so smart
I don't know what's wrong.
Yeah, go get some.
Like.
That's not me to say.
Help me for what they know.
They definitely weren't, but it's OK.
There was a water being caught in the tower.
One stage and a wall.
Two slows.
He healed himself.
He did everything.
Time's up right now.
I'm actually proud of you, Mudo.
You actually went in.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, it was the first time he entered though.
I mean, guys, listen.
I know when to.
I know when to entry and I know when to not we got no they're on eco
All right guys, I'm gonna be in the back of the line this round, right? Don't ask me why
Remove your camera just keep trains on like what the fuck
I'm walking in the smoke
Yeah, in the smoke
One more
He's in the smoke
He's in the smoke, not there
Don't do that
We don't know where this guy is
We've never seen him, could flank
I can't
Where?
He's hiding
I know where
He has to play
Thank you
Yeah, my showers, please my showers, my nice showers, please please please please
Trin, please need to go showers. No showers, please
Close
Oh
Loki maybe camera on is the way to go I'm fucking fragging out
It's a picture of a spot I know you can't you can't go on your phone anymore, bro
You can't go in your phone. You can't these private fucking
I forgot to drop them sorry.
I'm done with this.
You hold.
I'm scared to find them.
I'm scared to play on my grind.
I'm gonna see.
You're good.
You can find him.
There's no one there.
Go ahead and plant.
He's triple, triple, triple, triple.
I'm gonna...
Heal up, score.
Oh!
Go, go, go, go!
Take quick!
Oh my god!
Triple, triple, triple.
And I died anyway.
Alright.
I'm gonna see.
I'm gonna go.
I got him.
Let's go, bro.
By the way...
I didn't know what you were.
That's what I do.
I'm gonna try to tell you guys.
One bullet for each.
That should be enough.
should be enough yes
oh
so what's your gap where you get subs when i'm on camera i know literally actually
should we go leg flex so let's then trade trade is on perks his eyes are wide open
no it is not like i traded
like a little bit you know a little bit from the sea i love it i see it
That's the way I believe in you.
Oh, shit.
Both of them are anti, like actually suck a dick.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I mean, I just got fucked.
Oh.
Ni hao ma shi.
Arigato.
Ni hao ma shi.
Arigato.
I need to start stimming more.
I mean it is I don't know I realized that you like the more tired I am the more
Like energy I get which makes us but then the next day I get fucked like fuck
You just wasted $500
Okay
Like I actually what I need to enter oh my goodness fucking serious fuck entry never entering again
I'm scared
up wall the trip I guess that'd be crazy no I'm he's out oh my god 40 40 40 40
love you just gonna swing any scenarios shot nice good shot walking out of the
smoke the sage wall is more craze in the viper worm are we serious ask Trent if
He's abide to the g only oh D rule
By what?
Well ask
Abide to the G-Bod rule
J-Bod bro not G JBO D. Oh J.O.B.D. Yeah
you know what you are now
he is like, more triple
what does that mean? what does jail be deemed?
what the fuck?
what the fuck?
I have a lot of things to say
okay okay
I have a lot to explain
I mean, all the fucking meter I guess
what's going on here?
I'm out of your fucking script
I'll give a big hand on my performance
I'll give a big amount of performance for it.
It's only a minute.
Oh my god, he's flying!
What are you jumping in?
Someone's in the room.
I
Just want one
Yo, oh my god, bro
Well, Trane, should I move into like a,
like a cabra or a train?
That's good.
When do I know it's time to like buy a house?
I mean, it's good to buy a house always.
So, my first question to you is,
do I invest into like S&P 500 and all that shit,
or do I buy a house first?
I don't know much money,
but you should definitely invest and buy a house.
Do you smoke bay already?
What the fuck?
Did it?
I can...
Is it bad if I just keep all my money like my uh...
Yes, you're retarded.
It's losing value every day.
I think I might know, but we can definitely do this.
Let's go.
Watch the smoke!
We can go.
Or the side smoke.
I think they're in front.
Yeah.
Oh.
Alba.
Got a lot of olds.
Who could clear?
Can you just get rid of Molly?
I got him.
Oh my god.
The ghost I gave you, you killed him.
Oh, Alba. Oh my god.
No, no, he's out.
He's out.
Fuck, I didn't know you were smoked off.
I would have just thrown you down there.
are you a thousand dollars ten thousand ten thousand dollars ten thousand dollars oh
oh nt I just greened out again I mean you guys talk yeah it's not no listen listen listen
listen listen tie look at my camera right now I'm looking you suck you suck yeah yeah that's on me
I mean it's not all on me but I'll take some of the blame that's right I was reloading
One walked out and then I reloaded and another one walked out.
I'm kidding you're good bro you're good you're all good all of you.
I wouldn't say everyone I mean our golden boy just walked into Elbow and died just
very swiftly. I know I know I know I know.
And honestly you can see that entire round was on me
I'm gonna be honest. Alright fuck it we're on you.
I don't know I was on him
You just walk up and I'll open you
You're saying it? Yeah
Boat
I like to
PUSH IT UP
Yeah let's go
Welcome to my world
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead
Hit the B, everyone hit the B, everyone hit the B
Everyone hit the B
Fire in this hole
Oh my god
Dabba Dabba
Don't ever do that again
What?
One enemy remaining
What?
I just took the whole team out on you
I know I don't all I know I was shifty the entire
Guys listen, I wasn't called to shift from B to a you know, but like actually I was waiting
All roads lead to me walked into a fucking up I guess I know I
Train here sell that off here. Take this one. Take this one train. I have enough for you
Yeah, take this so you're done
Yeah, I go.
Ho ho.
I don't have time.
I need you back today.
No!
Are you fucking with me?
No.
I didn't know you were going to full stomp off so I looked back at you and he's in
the corner.
No!
On site! On site! On site! On site!
Guys, small last. To the Vandal.
I lied about the spawn.
You're not clear.
Last player standing.
He won't clear you. He won't clear you. He won't clear you.
I shot you?
You're shot you?
I'm so sorry. That got out of me. That got out of me. I thought you'd spawn.
Pwn! And then you go, I'm lying about spawn by the way!
I'm so ass...
You guys ever go to the movie theaters and like sneak a bunch of like candy and shit in like your boxers?
and then go into the movie theater and then have a bunch of free candy from dollar store
because the movie theater popcorn and movie theater candy is super super expensive and super
inflated or was that just me when I was a kid? actually never done that everyone's like everyone's
well not everyone but I'd like aunts and uncles that would do that shit like people do they
like all the time so
it's got my chest and bro I sneak in full course meals
fuck
I'm gonna go. Yeah, go do it. Go do it.
I think it's done. I think I'm fine.
Good. Got it.
Full full full. Nice nice nice.
I'm down. I'm back safe. Hold on.
Oh, down, man. I think I'm safe.
Oh my god.
I'm talking to his mic
You like that shit, don't you? You're gay
Yeah, live, no, you're gay
Dan lives gonna go DM later
Why don't you laugh at me? I'm your biggest supporter
I'm here every day
things long
you guys just
switchy
spin the cavities or no
nah
I wish I wish I would actually be far enough it did
oh yeah that's some good shit right there fuck yeah
I got a sub-stram, I'm like, it's slouching, no?
I mean, the thing is, guys, the way you, you know, guys listen, bro, another day in
the dollar, you know, guys, from the moment you really drop an item and it conveys away
on the Saskatchewan, the velocity of where it drops and intervenes with the velocity.
chat it really live and life gives you lemons bro you just make lemonade chat
and it's just
but they don't say yes you know
I'm teaching them
What boosted all three all three all three showers. Oh, yeah, yeah front side. Hi one's pushing you all
That's all three triple triple bench showers
88
Half mood it just gets one kill there in the room
I like God damn I'm gonna
Just not gonna one that round single handedly what I didn't know
With the decision-making of the secrets of the consequences I fucked up
What and you know what you just said
Fuck
Hey
My name is Muda and this is why I'm the best player in the world
I didn't hook up
One's a hook up
To walk out
I
It's a good measurement of form
Good job guys, you guys know I had this dream yesterday chat where I was traveling at such an insane speed
and the intergalactic space
that it kind of shapesifted me and I became a black hole and I was one with the universe
Say that word again?
And I fell
Hold on, can we go back really quick?
What?
Can you say that again?
Black hole
No, no, not that one
Ohhhh
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
Shake the...
One down.
Oh, I mean, both of them.
He walked out, walked out.
He's fucking Simon guys.
Wait, I'm not even blind about both of them.
One enemy remaining.
No, he's in the back room.
Did we?
No, we didn't.
Oh, but he's got to be hookah guys, no?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, sure, whatever.
Enemy spotted.
Flash player standing.
No.
We got to suck.
Oh that guy's just spanos.
Nice job.
He's also sniping.
He's also sniping.
What?
Of course he is bro.
And you're stream- bro you're fucking-
He's 3 and 15.
Those were his-
Stacking.
Your recoil control was nice.
Yeah, that's what I said.
What?
That's fire.
Yeah, slug can be fried.
Have a girl out would you?
You buying?
Oh, sure.
Damn bro, so trained. When the sun's up bro, you're just getting maximum vitamin fucking de-efficiency with all these windows open.
Yeah.
Like you're just getting fucking blasted.
I'm working.
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
Slice down a!
You're gonna scare me like that!
Oh, this is disgusting.
Left and right, left and right both.
Fire in the hole!
Okay, alright.
Holy shit.
There's all my stream
Long they're all the race is hard to raise and viper the raise and viper on a percent
Keep player, I'm a beat player
There's such clowns your sniping is so fucking obvious. Oh my god
What's a game you used to get sniped in?
I believe in you.
Two flashes, we go.
Okay, Trane.
I felt like a scene, though.
I don't know why.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, my God.
Trane.
What's a game you used to get sniped in?
A lot.
Yeah, every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Every game.
Yeah, every game.
What was your main game back in the day?
I don't really have one.
Oh, really?
I'm so sick, bro. Action makes me so sick.
I get blown up in the wall.
How do you make something happen with this shorty?
I'm at camp flame. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. Uh,
Chalmers? Yes. Shoot. Enemy down. Dude, one more. Oh, I thought it'd be closer. It's
I thought it'd be way closer, bro.
Did I just pay the ultimate price of trolling?
Yeah, you might have.
Holding me now?
Is it Muda?
Is it Muda a hacker?
Of course it is.
I am, bro.
I am.
Like, why are we just randomly walking made?
Yeah, I think so hard
I think so fucking hard
If I read
Train they don't know exactly where you are and when to do everything bro, okay
So you need to play unpredictable
Imagine they're watching you play right now
Imagine you're first thing a hacker train imagine you're first thing a
Oh
There's such fucking maggots like holy fuck on such losers
Literally like randomly tossing a maid when they have no info on me. I
Like
And I fucking hit other play return of the place was stupid, okay, by the way, I message the person on that team
They know who we are. I said don't snipe. They're literally just lying. I'll let you know them. I
Only know one person. I don't know the rest. I don't know them
Bro, I can't play this fucking
My god
I'm here
Man I missed everything bro. I missed my timing
Thank you all
Spike planted
one more
i got lineups
was that Ashley?
he only has one molly lineup, or is he only at two?
yeah he's one on one
he's out of left
This is nothing
Okay, I hit him for a hundred with three knives, bro. If I have all the knives, I just fucking
Roll my eyes like they're they're getting dry or something like this always happens when I go to late night
There's getting tired. I can watch this from walking the fucking I'm full hoodie up. I am so
I'm sorry I'm going to show you guys what I'm known for which is not video gaming.
It's just hard to play when they know everything bro, sniper's dead, that's for sure.
Oh
Guys
connector, connector VDA
mark it, mark it, mark it
what is that movement?
let me snap it, let me snap it
this guy's like
aww yeah
I have a feeling he goes back to turret
hello
he flashed again, I mean, I'm more confident
Yes, cut up we have.
So down and running down short.
Muda, if you put me on, I promise we could be the biggest streamers in the world.
I got no idea.
Are you ready?
He's dead, Lannis.
I'll speak up, I'll speak up.
I'll cubby.
No, fuck it.
I think it was harder than fucking shit.
It's a fucking thing, 80s simulator, and that's it.
Now you're up to it.
You got me?
Yeah, we're busted.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
My hide screen, I get a fucking 4k.
They're terrorizing me. They treat me like I'm Thanos.
He's actually bad.
What did I ever do to deserve this?
When I smoke deep from up there, come on.
Why do they cheat me like this?
Wanting smoke!
Hide screen for one round and I instantly fall in there.
Be long, buddy.
Well, that guy's moving.
You're going back there.
Okay, be long. I'm going to go.
Keep it long.
Go out.
Come on.
Last player standing.
Bro, hold the screen.
I just ran high just gonna go. Oh my I'm
Except because he's throwing he's throwing by the way because his team is
Piping us, but he's the only W that guy. Yeah
Just walked out and didn't shoot me just got a skater bro makes no fucking sense. Are you kidding me, bro?
uh
i'm gonna uh mirror mirror on the wall mirror mirror on the wall and i swing this angle i'm gonna kill someone
mooda i can see the game for the reflection of your ultra wide nose that'll be long
in hookah by the way
Can you use smoke?
Uh, you can smoke this one.
Too long, too long.
What? He's not.
Oh my god, one tap you through the smoke.
Yes, I know.
The fucking smoke is just endless.
He's having an on-raise.
I'm dying through smokes.
I
Assume they're slapping brother
Are we serious are we serious all the way to fucking hunker? Oh wait are we not hiding I thought we were
I am hiding I think
lost
Yeah
Off-Rib, yeah
Nice child's go of course it's him like no screen to look at
I've got your try don't break everything left. Please. I'll try but
Live one a movie. Both you guys one a yeah
Yeah, one out
Two out there's my triple under the top three. I can dog it. Yeah, I'll put my bike planted
Sticking down.
I'm sorry, I made you fall.
I'm sorry, also.
I have two flashers.
They popped it, bro.
Nothing!
Stick it! Stick it! Stick it! Stick it!
That's all I need. I won't die.
Nice round, job.
Define that, boys.
Defenders win.
Anyone up for a copper inside?
There are the deadies.
Let's fucking go.
Pull it back, we're never going to lose the other bit.
I'll always get the job done.
Whoa, this is the job done, bro.
bro she's how it is what the fuck why they're already I don't know thank God
I think God knew deep down they were sniping so he decided to give us a little
more I see the reflection of those for your eyes
damn train who the fuck were you queuing with
so I had to drop 62 kills with look look look chat I dropped 62 kills with
xqc train Jesse and fucking Greek and we still fucking lost 62 kills like
Whoever the Phoenix is six kills on that many rounds is not gonna cut it
Mr. Lugs let me see
Raise was Richard are you serious? Yes
I think in my stream mid game
And I wasn't like me all good. It's disgusting
We do, huh? Yeah, she fucking jacked
Hey looking good yourself, bro
Appreciate you, bro. There's a lot to all of man. That's hard work for you. Dying. Well, you're you know protein intake solid
You know sleep is the most important though, bro. All right. I'm gonna fuck off this game that out the four
For now to for now
No way, get ahold of that quick.
Bro, you're like one game off of Mortal 3, why don't you play?
Bro, is it gonna give a fuck about my fucking rank, bro?
And you might as well.
We got someone?
Okay, what if you don't wake up tomorrow, then what, bro?
What the fuck?
You ever think about that?
No.
Like, you just be having fun with your boys right now.
Bro, I have so many gray hairs, it's crazy.
Not really, bro.
Really, bro. I mean, I promise you want to see your every great hair. That's on your head. It's a million dollars. Think about that way.
Well, yeah, well, probably more than that. But
I'm kidding.
You are joking. You are.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
How is Vancouver, bro? It's Vancouver. Nice.
Yeah, it's nice. We should do a big group trip.
I'm down.
I love Vancouver.
You know, we'll grab dinner with everybody, brings some roses, bitch ass, but he's not sleeping at the weekend when he's travel.
Yeah, yo, he never travels, huh?
Dude, he's never even been over.
Well, that's what I'm saying. Why though? I don't get it.
Why does he, is it because of the, what's that thing he has?
BP.
Yeah, BPD or something, the vertigo.
The BPD.
BPD.
BPD.
It's like a, it's vertigo, vertigo, vertigo, vertigo.
An ear thing, yeah.
BPD is very, BPD is borderline personality disorder.
No, no, no.
He said it wrong.
B, P, P, V.
Yeah, I should check on the out, bro.
Paper view?
Paper view.
Paper view.
Guys, I think the chosen one
is gonna call it here, guys.
I got a joke for you, Mooda.
Are you ready?
Oh my God.
Okay, if you make a joke without my nose,
will be marrying sheep or donkeys or fucking you'll stay on for one more game
right
I hear you ready
what do you call
what do you call
something with two wings
and an arrow
two wings and an arrow
an airplane
no
I don't know.
What the fuck's the arrow?
An Asian telephone. Wing Wing, arrow!
Oh my god!
I guess.
Yeah.
You know, how is Vancouver, Palo Altoxas in Vancouver?
Very Palo Altoxas in Canada.
Canada's like 63% tax bracket.
Yeah, but you do the, what is it, there's a glitch, bro, there's a glitch.
No, no, no.
In Canada, the loopholes or the legal loopholes are right off.
It's not the same as in America.
It's corporation, it's corporation, right, corporation.
And then put yourself on aโฆ
Yeah, yeah, don't get me wrong.
It exists in Canada, but it's way more overpowered in America.
Really?
Yeah.
So if I were to move to Florida or Texas, what I do is they say something about like
there's zero percent state income.
What does that mean?
Yeah, but you would still, are you Canadian?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Canadian.
You would still technically, you would still pay Canadian tax if you're a Canadian citizen
living in America.
Really?
How does X do it all with Florida?
X pays Canadian tax. Oh wow
Yeah
So you just do so you just do so you just do well, I'm American. Yep. Oh, yeah, I'm American bro
Oh, you know, right? Yeah, I'm American
Texas baby
X is a US citizen X is not a US citizen
are you retarded? Like, like, how are you, give me a second, I need to roast this guy.
Do come in, do come in. Like, it's like, this is the problem with streaming sometimes. It's
a pair of social viewers, like, why are you telling one of his best friends more about
him? Like, you really think as a, like, respectfully, okay, like, I love the viewers,
you know, shout out to supporters, like, it's not like, I'm not demeaning you guys
at all. We're all equal at the end of the day. However, tic-tacame, you're trying to tell me
something about him. Are you retarded?
That's not rage bait. It's not rage bait. The guy's retarded.
Yeah, US resident is different than US citizen. Bruh. It is different not to mention if you
look deep into it even as a US resident, that's irrelevant. Canada and America have a tax treaty,
right? If you're a Canadian citizen, you have to pay the higher tax as a Canadian citizen,
right? That's the tax treaty. Look it up. So it doesn't even matter if he's a US resident. The
only way he would get out of that is if he expatted out of his country and pledged allegiance
to the United States, which even then I would have to look into how aggressive the Canadian
government is for shit like that.
But even in that situation, I think he'd be fine, but he would have to expat, right?
He pays Canadian tax.
I promise you.
I mean, Jesus, you know, I could look you jerk off to this fucking view train.
Just this view is crazy, bro.
You're so confident.
How do you know?
I run a business with him.
Are you retarded?
Why are you getting ragebate in my chat right now, bro?
I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
don't give this guy an out.
Okay, rage, listen,
ragebating is an out for retards, okay?
There are actual, would ragebaters,
there are good ragebaters who are ragebating, okay?
And then there are retards who say retarded shit
who use ragebate as an out, right?
To avoid the consequences of the retarded shit.
Trust me on this, I'm telling you,
Okay, I've been in the game a long time, just trust me.
That guy is retarded, he's still arguing about it.
Can you even broke it down to him too?
Yeah, listen, ignore the emote, okay?
He's trying to, now he's trying to play into the rage bait.
He's trying to do the things that a rage baiter would do.
But his original two comments were serious.
Trust me on this.
It's the classic, you know, bait and switch.
the
still talking is that I'm not doing anything I'm not doing any emoting
you're just
hoping to zero
train is dead wrong on god see that guy is rage-baiting how do I know
because he dropped out on god at the end
that means he's giggling and cracking up as he's typing it he's rage-baiting
and he almost had me i'm not going to like you
if lived in it just say oh my god right there made me feel bad for a moment for
going to ordinary app in
i would have failed for that
but i stopped myself and realized we don't know that this has rage-baiting
can you ask train why she's on his mouth
the uh... pretty much uh...
it's actually not she and i'm not what has happened is
when i suck cock i leave the land
Every day
Slaba daba buzz alright, bro
I
So not gonna and stream bro if I don't and stream I don't know when I'm going to and stream if
I don't and stream right now like yes, I'm having fun. Yes, I'm having fun
Yes, I'm having fun
But if I don't end stream, I don't know when I will and stream and I don't know if that's healthy
Don't be weird, bro
I'm thinking off his lip.
Goodness gracious.
Listen, Trin, I want to say I apologize for leaving the call too early.
Can you please repeat that where I left that when you started sucking dick?
Can you repeat that?
I'm sorry, laughing, what's wrong with that?
Yeah, it looks good, bro.
Yo, I want you to say it in a straight face, too, please.
I said it the first time in a straight face.
Okay, I'm sorry. I want to say I apologize for leaving the call.
That wasn't funny, but I want you to please go ahead and say it one more time for us, please.
one more time for us please. Wait, Buddha, is one of your nostrils bigger than the other?
No. How can you even see his nostril, the tip of his nose hanging so low? Look at that
thing, bro. It is! It is! It's the left one! It's the left one! No, it's not. Yo, it is!
They're different shapes for sure. They're definitely different. They're definitely different shapes. Oh my god
Why are they different shapes though?
Because you're picking one of them, bro
My god guys, I mean, can we really play one more bro like I don't know
Before we play one more, I gotta ask your chat a question.
Any bodybuilders in the chat?
Like people who are actually like big.
Yeah, bro, me.
No, no, no, I have to talk to them about you real quick.
Okay, solid chat.
Have you noticed that Muda moves?
Like the way he dresses, the way he moves,
like the way he like grabs his camera,
puts it on his thing, like extends his arm out.
It's like one of those guys that just got big
for the first time and they think that we don't see it
but like every movement he's doing,
he's conscious of like flexing in some way.
It's like, butter, you're small.
You're not even that big to act that way.
Dude, what are you talking about?
This is the only time I've ever been eyeballed.
First of all, all my shirts are double XL,
very humble guy.
Second of all.
Look at him right now.
Look at him right now with his tricep.
He's purposely sticking his tricep against his body.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
That's just like what are you gonna do like wherever I go it's
Listen if that's true, then your lats are tiny
Then your arms shouldn't be raised in like that my lats are literally humongous
Brother like why are you squeezing your bicep to your peck like what's good bro? No one stands like that
Well, what do you mean? Well, I actually like get it
And I'm gonna be real with you bro the next donation I make it's going to a bra because those things are just like
Those aren't pecs. Those are boobs
Oh
All right, I didn't really call it guys cuz they
Yeah, cue one more, cue one more, cue one more.
It's 437 train.
It's early as hell, boy, get on.
Oh, Peter, Peter just queued a game.
This piece of shit.
No, no, it's, it's, uh.
Oh, don't say, don't say, you're good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me open this stream up over here.
Look at you over here.
Solid.
We're gonna go over here.
Nice.
All right, let's run it.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just saying like, bro, it's
late guys.
All right, heads or tails trade.
Heads, heads, run it.
Hey, sir, it's a little coin.
It's always tails.
It's best to three now.
It's best to three.
Run it again.
Heads again.
I'm going to get heads to the
point.
It's heads.
All right.
It's heads.
one zero huh you do double or nothing like BO 5 24 hour stream if not okay
BO 5 trade I do 24 hour stream all right deal but but the one game is locked in
right okay let's try it and see what would have happened
Okay, let's try to all right heads two more times. Go. It's here for the point
Say wallah, thank you
I'm so glad I'm back. Oh, I'm actually so glad I'm back to our heads actually
actually
yeah
that's what i do bro
that's your fucking terrorist
just scan the super bonus right away on the screen
oh my god ok guys can i go make my smoothie at least bro like might as well make my smoothie
yeah go make a smoothie we're good we'll wait
no we're back
join the party though yeah
yeah we're back
let me use the rest of my stuff
he's not joining the party
he will he will join the trip
he's gonna scan the 24 but he's not gonna scan this one game
oh my god bro chat trains favorite word is yo get on let's play a game it's a
game hits you with the a game he gets you in and then yo chat second game is
second game chat hits you with the there's a chat second game hits you with
the mood up is there no like about these new gen streamers you guys all
just think you can easily just fucking come up you know if you don't
think it's a number one spot just by grinding a couple of hours game three
What are you already a couple hours in just play fucking one more seriously? Let's play one more
All right, then your fifth game. All right fifth game now. I'm having fun
I don't want to leave now when I'm at seventh game chat
He goes and says oh, let's do heads and tails and the heads and tails and I'm fly
That's just fall and you owe a 24-hour stream
Oh my god
Oh it's 24 hour valour stream 2026 that sounds awesome
I would literally rather shoot myself bro
Yeah, that's not actually so miserable like making the other shit myself, NGTA obviously.
Sounds like a mental problem, huh?
Save the good legends for 8 hours straight.
I gotta take tomorrow off in the gym or some shit, like there's no way I'm gonna like fucking, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, why is there a war going on in the background? Holy fuck Valorant.
All right.
Some of the chat said, hey Siri, call 911.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Where are y'all at your turn bro?
Um, wait, I don't have a bowl.
Oh thank god.
Oh, I don't ever see a banana this big
Under develop delts I don't even know what a belt is
Yeah, no, no, we're delts. Yeah, I don't know.
You guys know if you're asking what exactly 8 inches was?
I know exactly what 8 inches was.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh my god, bro.
You guys know a lot like a toxic air or anything, right?
Chai, you don't understand like, bro.
If I were to ever meet a girlfriend, I would treat her with the most utmost respect I would
ever be able to treat her with.
I would never cheat on you, I would never talk to other women, I would never micro-cheat.
That's just not who I am, I would never fucking do it because it's just disgusting.
I would give a girl my all.
I would give my girl my all.
But in this life, I would never get married unfortunately because I have a career to
pursue.
You know?
Like, I'm sorry, my girl, listen.
Listen, Selena, you are so beautiful and you have an amazing personality from the bottom
of my heart.
I do really like you, but Selena my love, I just can't settle down with you.
I'm sorry.
I'm a baby.
I'm sorry.
You know, I, it's just not, it's just not a way.
I'm not in this life.
I can't.
I gotta take care of my family.
You know, I gotta take care of my family, baby, genuinely, and I'm sorry.
that smoothie you sand monkey like this is the shit that i'm talking about like i literally like
fuck me bitch
All men do is lie.
I'm not lying.
I swear.
Do I look like a cheater?
Right time you asked, do I look like I would cheat on you?
I would not fucking do that, bro.
Fuck.
Why are you guys saying yes?
Bro, what type of stereotypes do I give off as a cheater?
I would never cheat on you.
That shit is disgusting.
I'm telling you, I would never cheat on you.
Ever.
That's why I'm not in a relationship right now.
If I was in a relationship right now,
like, I would not be able to commit to a relationship.
That's why I'm not in a relationship.
No.
I'm not going to go ahead and lead a girl on.
That's disgusting.
I've been there, bro.
I've been there on before.
I know how it feels like.
You know?
You're leaving on Bunny right now that literally does not count.
It's a fucking VR girlfriend.
It's a fucking VR girlfriend.
Fuck you!
It's a VR girlfriend.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Jess.
Hey, what's going on guys, my name is Murray here, back to the YouTube video.
Today I'm going to show you guys how to make a smoothie, a healthy smoothie, a good calorie
smoothie and an amazing smoothie all in one.
down, take care, and enjoy the rest of this YouTube video. Let's get started. So, in
today's video, I'm sure you guys are gonna make the perfect smoothie that fixed
calorie needs, your protein needs, your sexual benefit needs, and everything you
need in one smoothie. First off, you're gonna want to go ahead and add some
bananas and some fruits. Now you might be asking me, Muda, what is the point of fruits? The
reason why I'm adding fruits in this mix is because we tell you why. Some of us on a daily
basis, we don't have, you know, all the faculties and the facilities of all the statements
of all the energies. So you're going to want to go ahead and add nutrients to your
Forensics to make sure you get these daily vitamins and necessities
Secondly, but then you go ahead and add a scoop of chia seeds
Not a reason I'd be asking you what's the point of these chia seeds to make sure your gut is healthy
Who would have asked you this you can
In this case we're gonna add two
Three actually
After that, you're gonna go ahead and close it.
And bring on the oats.
One scoop of oats is good.
Then, when you're at this point,
you don't want to go ahead and add anything else,
because it's gonna fuck it up.
You're gonna want to go ahead and add a milk now.
Or what?
Wouldn't add some milk.
I like doing 2% milk.
Alright, now once the milk is in there, you're going to want to go ahead and add protein.
But actually, before you go ahead and add protein, you're going to go ahead and add
some peanut butter.
Now you don't want to go ahead and add too much peanut butter, you're going to see
too much fatness in your body.
You don't want to do once a day, especially at night time, you don't want to, if you add too much, it's going to be bad.
Add to the calories.
Now, you're going to want to go ahead and do a scoop of protein.
Now you might be asking Ludo, why am I asking, why am I doing protein?
Well because a super protein is good for you if you worked out.
And today I worked out.
Now normally I would add two super proteins, but since I'm going to bed, I'm only going to add one.
Because if I add two, I'm going to shit myself in my sleep.
Now, you're gonna go ahead and grab the Wonderbees.
You're gonna wanna go ahead and blend your smoothie.
I'm gonna go ahead and put you guys on mute.
This is gonna be very loud.
you
Then that is how you make a perfect 1000 calorie meal at 5am in the morning.
Holy shit guys. I'm not gonna lie, bro
Hmm Wow tasty
You're not going to digest it well when you're tired.
That's actually pretty, uh, it's pretty smart.
I have some worse news too.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop, Ty, what is it?
Okay.
Train, if you love your family and you love me, you're going to let me go take a shower
right now.
Because if I can, not train, listen, I'm not training, listen to me train, listen,
Listen before you say anything you're a very wise man. Just listen all right if I
Take a shower
Now and get it out of the way
Maybe after we win this next game
I can be like shit. I already should
Fuck it. Let's cue one more because I already did the shower and it also helps me
Relax and just it helps me, you know get the chore out of the way
Is that the shaft to shower and brush my teeth do my entire night care?
If I just shower right now, I can get out of the way.
And to be honest, let me ask my chat.
Chat, would you want Train to take over the stream for 10 minutes while I shower?
Absolutely fucking not, you want me to take over your stream while you shower?
Bro, look, my entire chat is just saying yes.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Actually hope he takes I hope he takes the entire ten minutes
Well, here's the thing okay
He's Middle Eastern okay
He was funny as soon as I brought the money up. He's gonna yeah, he's he's a rush over
He's not gonna wash anything. He's into the little hair wash
He's gonna give us that little bullshit excuse that when the water drips down your body and it hits your legs
That's how you wash your legs, you know the typical guy thing. He's gonna give us the entire you know
4-1-1 of the quick shower
8 minutes and 52 seconds
Yeah, I gotta get back in the gym guys it's not cutting it for me
of the
of the
the
shaped metal, things that you like.
An Allen key?
Yeah, an Allen key.
Yeah.
It's like a surgeon went into, you know, his mother's uterus when he was a fetus and inserted
an Allen key into a fucking nose bridge.
This thing is coming down.
It's the craziest thing.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Just look, you guys don't know what I'm talking about, just look.
Okay, do you feel like Yassine and Moodle look alike?
Because I feel like they don't look alike at all.
So hear me out, okay?
You are dating Yassine, so you see him differently, okay?
You see him, they don't look alike, but they could be cousins, right?
Like him, Yassine, and Tarik could be cousins.
But I feel like if you've seen him in person, like in person he looks nothing
like that.
Agreed, I look way different in person as well.
Yeah, yeah, so definitely agreed, but on camera they look like their cousins or I'm just racist I don't know which
I'm not actually racist chat. I was using that as a very subtle joke. Racism is terrible.
It is not good. You should accept all races, all people and all cultures into your heart
to keep an open mind, people are all the same,
we are all human, okay?
Now, humans on the other hand,
there can be shitty humans, right?
But it's not indicative of, or where they're from
isn't indicative of whether they're shit or not, right?
Human beings are all shit, you know,
sorry, not all shit, well, you could see it that way,
but what I mean is human beings,
you should look at it as a human being thing,
not a where you're from thing, correct?
I
Their clock at oh, yeah, there is five minutes. Yeah along here. Oh wow
With lots of time. Yeah
All right, you know, did you watch properly or?
I'm definitely not.
Definitely not.
Body wash.
Definitely not.
You know, I have to say exfoliation um.
Well, let's you know what?
Since you're going to get there, I'll still give a nice little 200 subs.
No, no, no, it's okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Take the 200 subs.
I'm telling you to walk your train.
What do you mean?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Muda, that was from me.
I didn't funnel it from your chat.
You're very lucky.
I'm telling you right now, if you were taking five minutes longer, I would have
funneled more subs right now for live from your chat directly than you'd get in an
entire year.
What the fuck?
I think I could get you.
probably get you well how many subs are you at 9,011 still 9-11 no bro I dropped
oh you we got to get back to 9-11 bro
you're right
thank you that's love you're good it's all love
tie you live oh no you can't be sorry bud yeah I'm alive yeah that's it I want
I'm not gonna lie to you bro, those pajamas say one thing about you and it's not entirely bad.
What? What did they say?
It's just like, it's, it's, you have such like a,
it's not appropriate for like, Lyft to hear this conversation, but those pajamas are like,
they're big cock pajamas, right? But like, yeah, but just hear me out. Like, it's like,
were you seeing a print? No, no, hear me out. It's like wasted big cock. You know, it's,
it's it's it's it's wasted it's wasted it's like it's it's like you know like you are gifted with this just
this this hammer of destruction and you just unfortunately didn't have the top half to go
with it to really do what you need to do i'm not talking about looks either right like
you just didn't have the mindset to really do work and you have to understand when you get older
especially looking to settle down that's not doing anything for you right
So I suggest you from the age of like 21 to 23 go through like a fuckboy phase
really have a good time with it because once you hit like 25 26 you know you know
it you know it's just it's overrated so I suggest you really flip a switch in
your mind and really just go have fun for two years. I mean bro like I'm just
I'm trying to take care of my family, bro.
Bro, don't you already make like 30K a month?
Minimum.
Why don't you take care of your family, bro?
You can literally buy them a house.
But all you're doing, let me guess,
all you're doing is spending on protein shakes
and fucking meat head shit, huh?
Waste all your money.
Look at that, look at you drinking that shit.
I want an IRL cheating arc next, oh my God.
No, well, I actually said no.
Oh my god, that's a thing.
I actually, holy shit.
I actually, I take care of myself,
bro, I take care of my family.
Bro, bro, mooda, mooda, mooda, mooda.
Take a sip of that protein chip
one more time I need to see someone.
What the fuck, bro?
You have an artificial fucking cup tilting stopper.
Do you see that?
What do you mean?
What?
The moment you tilt it a little bit,
Just a little extra to get an extra sip.
Your nose actually blocks it from tipping.
Do you see that?
That is crazy, bro.
You're drinking from your lips or your nose.
Are you sucking that up through your nostrils?
Bro, no I'm not, bro.
No I'm not, bro.
You fucking asshole, bro.
No, bro.
Is my nose actually that big, Chad?
Is it really that big of a trend here?
No, no, it's not big.
It's just long.
I have a wide nose, right? Do me a favor. If you want to get me back, I got you. Open up Google Images, type in Ghost from Halo. Type in Ghost from Halo TrainerX TV.
I
Holy shit
Why is it actually like that? I just this is what it is Rosa. Hey, we'll play her growing up. Oh
Timer
All right, let's run it you ready yeah, she was something
I just got straight into it.
508 AM.
Yeah, let's run it bro. Come on, let's get one more game in.
I am two games away from Diamond 1 though.
I could have hit ascended, but if we actually grinded we could have hit ascended, but we just took too much time.
Physically impossible to get fucking ascended tonight.
God damn.
Hmm
Oh, bro
No, I'm sorry guys. I don't know. I'm uh
No, I'll shoot tomorrow probably not chat. I mean 5 a.m. That's not my brother. That's gonna be like six
I'm gonna wake up at probably 12
Probably live by maybe one or maybe two
I should I should want to see your twitch tracker train rex. Let me see train
What's so much of a grinder you were back in the day early stream no back in the day back in the day
I just check the 16 months those my peak that's why I grinded
so what is this in 2022 did you become a billionaire in 2022 because after 2022 you
fucking just never show up again. They banned my fucking they banned my content.
Hey, did he got exiled? Oh, gambling, yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They didn't ban gambling. They banned the site that I use, which is the most credible site there is,
and they allowed absolute dog shit slop, the same crypto gambling, the same unregulated
crypto gambling, but just less reputable ones onto their site. It was a targeted
fucking ban but it's all good no big deal with a target ban you they're fucking
target I'm not banned yeah they they fucking target banned the site that I
use what the fuck yeah but hey we made kick now shits worth like 10 bill you
think if I go on kick I can get a deal I think the KPP from kick as long as
you a real viewership is going to pay you more than you make, but I don't think you should
exclusively go, which will limit your KPP. I think if I'm being objective and I'm not
being like bias, I think you should multi-stream everywhere. I think you're making a mistake
by not multi-streaming. I don't think you should go to kick exclusively. I think it
will like hurt your leverage, right? Unless, I mean, there are opportunities in which
you could, but I think you should multi-stream everywhere, right? Like I think you should
stream on Twitch. I think it's just stream on YouTube. I think it's just stream on
TikTok. I think it's just stream on kick. I think it's just stream everywhere, right?
Like it's a mistake. It's a mistake to give all of your audience and to give all
of the power to Twitch, right? They take half your sub revenue, right? Your ad
revenue is capped at a certain rate and then they can ban you at any point.
But if you build everywhere when they ban you, you go live somewhere else and
you're just as big. So now you have more power and more leverage.
train you're such a fucking smart ass like actually no one
luck train. Yes, I'm saying these tips for maybe there's
like an upcoming streamer in my chat, but I want to get keep
these tips for me bro. So I'm gonna write that show. Yeah.
I last guy.
So we do baby.
I mean, fuck it.
decades of experience.
There's a reason I made 300 metal last year.
I'm just kidding. Just a joke. Just a joke. Money is not everything.
Money is, is not good.
Guys, if in chat, if you have family, if you have friends,
spend time with them, kiss your dog, kiss your cat.
You know, that's the kind of shit that matters.
Spend time with the people that you care about, people that you love.
It doesn't matter how much money you get, you will never be able to replace those people, you understand?
So, that's what really matters.
You really were a grinder, bro, but you were not as much as a grinder as you were fucking saying you were, bro.
No, brother, the 16 months of my peak is what I'm talking about.
Like, what I'm talking about you and your peak, but like, right now you're like grinding to the top.
Once you're grinding, where's your peak?
with Missy Elliott. Where's your grinding peak? Your grinding peak. Look up between... Is it 2020-19?
No, look up like... I don't know. Probably not. I look up between...
January, March, April. I look up between like May of 2021 to, yeah, to like September of 2022,
when they banned it?
I streamed, I think I streamed
during that time I streamed 350 hours a month
so every month was 350 hours
bro you used to average 33 000 viewer stream
yeah I used to get like fucking
bro those streams where I got like 40 000 subs of stream
it was crazy
oh shit
You can look at my graphs my graphs don't look like today's fucking 40k viewer streamer
Those guys graphs looking crazy
Yeah, actually you know what let's fucking go through it pull up
Pull up on those graphs where you see me go to apex. I'll show you how a real graph
Operates today streamer. I know you'll be like that
They'll have a stream with Drake, and then they'll hop on Apex Legends, and they'll have the same amount of viewership.
Exact same viewership. If you go to any of my gambling streams, you'll see me at 40k, then in Apex I go all the way down to 6k viewers, then I go back to gambling, and I go back up to 40.
That's how real viewership works. You can't go to an unknown alien section, and maintain your peak viewership of your main section. It doesn't work that way. It's impossible to work that way.
I agree no I agree bro I agree no
the rust ones are all drops so drops are bullshit drops are pretty much a
legal view but yeah drop drops for the
legal view but yeah the only graphs that
will mimic a view butters graph or drop
graphs drop graphs are really bad in
what the fuck is this clip
train what the fuck is this brother have
you never seen the coke harbor but
No, bro. No, brother. You're missing out brother. There's like I dance I think co-carver butchers at like two billion views plus
What is the cold Carver butcher brother? Oh
My god
You're missing out the cold Carver butcher brother that at least two billion
I'll give you a couple right now a couple that are like two days old
The co-cover butchers no, but to roll with him, bro. Yeah, I'll give you a little call
He lets this beautiful streak out tea dog
Yeah, check this scored I'll put it in I'll just put it in the
I was fully adoraled out fully cracked out
Here click here, I'll put in your chat here. Here's one from like two days ago
days ago
There you go. No, I'm like this thing. It's still going
Well, this is scary train like I don't even want to see this but this is scaring me bro
223 is the last one touched that role is Admiral like I should ever get an admiral, right? I should never
Don't fucking do it. It's just poison
Yeah, I mean brother if you're playing if you're playing how you're playing sober. I can't imagine you on admiral
That ass is no point. You're already like this normally
Yeah, bro, you're cracked out normally. I'm gonna be honest to you
She's not good
You shouldn't do it the no role because it's just it's it's it's literally just like the limitless show
Right
You just take it in your little just like fucking
Make you smarter basically
No, no, not that part I'm saying the crash as soon as you stop
It's not as dramatic of course, but like yeah, like you're cooked you're fucking retarded
You're all fucked up
Memory loss shit like that. You're not good
Yeah, well the max like the most drug in our done was weed bro. That was back in my high school
Yeah, let me tell you what brother
Never mind
Chill out, bro. Also, I think I've maybe drinking maybe like
Maybe like seven times in my life
alcohol
I'm gonna find another funny one. Give me a sec
But a calm down to like getting fucking mixed. What is this?
Some of my chance to tell the seven days awake meth story train. Oh
Oh, yeah, you want me to tell you a story? Sure.
Poor Liv's going to be...
I was just going to be shook by this story, but...
Liv, you definitely... Liv, do you want to death it first?
No, it's not crazy. It's not crazy like that.
So I was hanging out with one of my friends.
He was a very famous Diamondbacks player.
It's an MLB team.
He was a very famous MLB players...
an MLB pitchers son.
And we were all going to the casino and this was during the time where I was like smoking heroin, right?
I was, you know, I was doing the black tar and they had ran out of black tar, right?
Like, you know, we're out, we don't got anymore, right?
And the dude was like, well, yo, I got some crystal.
I'm like, damn, I've never done that before.
That shit kind of sounds scary.
And my other friends were like, nah, bro, it's not like that.
But he told the picture son, he's like, if he does do it,
make sure you feed him and make sure he drinks water.
And I'm sitting in like insult, I'm like, bro,
like I'm not a rookie, like I'm good.
Like, no, no, no, no, you need to drink water
and you need to eat.
You don't understand.
I kind of just brushed it off.
So we go to the casino, Indian Res Casino and we're just playing and we get back to his place,
pulls out his pipe, you know, puts the crystal in there and he's just heating it up and smoking
it and pass it to me. Craziest fucking feeling. Anyways, he turns on PlayStation again.
It's found he turns on MLB. Okay
So if anyone in this chat or you have played MLB on PlayStation it is easily the most boring game
The most boring fucking game. It's literally watching paint dry. It's the most boring
fucking game
Anyways, so we start playing I
I remember looking to the right and above his door was one of those like windows above the door, right and
Light shining through it. I don't know what God in times like yo, I need to check my phone. My phone was charging on the kitchen counter. I
Click the side button lights up. It's like 600 missed calls, right?
I have like a thousand texts of where are you? What the fuck the police have been called
We open a police report, you know, you're they thought I was missing kidnapped, whatever the fuck
I'm like, what the fuck they tripping about it's been it's literally been a day
So this happened like Thursday. It's happened like a Thursday night. I
Checked my phone. It's Tuesday the next week. I
Had played MLB and smoked crystal
for literally the entirety of the end of the week,
the entire weekend, and it was Tuesday the next day,
the next week's day.
It was the craziest, and I remember I showed up,
bro, my face was all fucked up
because I was picking it and shit,
and I told my parents that I had an allergic reaction
to a shampoo, but they knew instantly.
And I was scared to go to bed,
because it was like day, I forgot what day it was,
six, I don't know what it was.
And I was looking it up and it said like,
If you don't sleep for like,
I think a maximum is like 10 or 12 days,
but it's like you can still die at like five, six and seven.
You can just sleep, your body goes into shock,
you fall into coma and you never wake up.
So I was so scared to fall asleep,
but I ended up getting so tired on the come down
and I passed out and luckily I woke up.
It was crazy, bro.
Never again, don't do drugs guys, not even once.
What the fuck, bro?
It looks like they're going to be in the tire.
Bro, like, what the fuck, bro?
Yeah.
Guys, just a little, don't do drugs.
Listen, don't do drugs, Chad.
I want to give you guys one PSA real quick.
Listen, drugs, I understand what it means.
Don't do it once.
Okay.
Listen, don't do it once.
It takes a piece.
Takes a piece of you away, okay
Don't do it once stay sober don't do any drugs don't even smoke weed fuck it. I'm saying it
Yeah, pushing
I'm smoking I fucked that guy up
You know, I smoke sand so come behind us free Simon's just not here
You're at the miss second I come back, bro
Ten ten ten
Well, if you're actually so lost in the ball
Live just needs a good three bands and two hundred to get to some
Ten ten ten minute double-sing double-sing
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Nice, beautiful.
How are you guys?
Let's go.
Good shits.
Yeah guys, don't do drugs.
Take a piece of your way.
You know, don't do any drugs.
Seriously, like stay, listen, there's a, like.
Just do what I do, bro.
I swear, I don't do anything, bro.
And I preach this to my chat every day, bro.
I don't.
No, listen, don't do drugs and also don't be like Muda.
But other than that.
What the fuck?
Six days is insane.
Yeah.
You look you didn't go into like psychosis to oh my god. I
Actually did have an acute psychosis, but not for that having a family member of mine. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you a story
Yeah
I'm tired guys this is my last one on training life is my last one on training life is my
last one that's on the drop on the spot that's on spot get a stair don't you go nice
Thank you.
The Venom.
Okay, so.
But I was all saying guys.
Don't do drugs.
Listen, don't do drugs, takes a piece of you away.
Obviously, you know, I've still maintained that magic,
but there is a deeper, stronger magic
that you get to maintain and you don't do drugs.
Okay, so, you know, keep that.
You know, it's beautiful.
It's amazing.
Life is beautiful.
You see life in a different light.
Stay sober.
Don't do drugs, stay in school and be smart.
Thank you.
Stubby bro.
I like that god.
Stubby, I like that.
Stimpy can down.
I'm gonna strike.
I'm gonna stand in front of that.
Fully smoked.
He missed a different part.
I think they...
Blah blah blah blah.
I just hate dying for the fucking stuff, yeah.
I got flanked, flanked it.
7, fuck, sorry.
Sorry, sorry, I'm not sure what.
Yeah, I actually just hate.
Bane. Oh my god, okay.
Holy fuck.
I'm dead.
I was watching heaven, not behind us.
I was like, yeah it's tough.
chamber I mean yeah
I got color scheme going on
we can really just go anywhere and just win
I think the cop is so bad
do you want to go to Simon?
How tired are you guys in a skill at 1 to 10?
I just washed my face brown, he gets another like 8 hours
Damn the children took a shower, hit me with a protein shake, and he's brought me in for a gun
I know bro, you fucking...
He stepped in his own style of the gun
I can mislead it
I
Didn't even see him
Chai if you're an agent Chai if you type NA type NA if you're an agent EU through EU
I want to see something real quick like like our tiny
What's happened
He could have picked a rope like yeah, I can't hurt him to grow up
He's probably just a run-bish today, though.
Okay, now chat.
Drop your exact address.
Yeah.
That's not...
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
like bro, oh my god
he's not fighting for you
someone was main
oh my god
ow, okay
but i recognize his name, this is a sniper for sure
uh, timbre?
am i trippin?
no, the uh, the uh, the hipster
with the hoodie
oh it is?
I'm a new
Can you send her a cold tap real quick cold tap. Oh am I at the top?
Yeah you guys suck
Send her what?
Calm down now.
What were you saying Simon? What do you want me to do?
I was telling her how to send their info on the disc.
Let's go.
all right you guys all the chosen one
let me give you guys one good game
pick him in pick him in
go me go me go me go me go me go me
two more two more two more there
I'm just going straight for the bomb set
They're back to where they came from
My territory! My breeze!
I'm going to hit
I'm tanking
Tanking was full
Tanking is down
I'm not
I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it
He grabbed Bob, I think he's right
I said life shot, you not know who I am
Wait, we didn't grab Bob?
Come on, did I hit him bro?
It's my boy right there, it's my boy Mooda
he's in the mood
in all of the sand
fuck
let's see
thank you
damn one at a time girls
yeah man
he's a funny
he's a funny
ah, friend got him
get out of my way
I got him
no knife, no knife, he's dead
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No.
I'm like down.
Nice.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Nice fault, changes.
Nice fault, because as much as you want, you should just run out.
We should have it.
No, I'm just playing.
I'm going to kill her.
I'm sick.
I'm going to get that shot.
I'm going to get that shot.
I'm sick.
Yes, hold the top.
You know, hold the top real quick.
Real quick, seriously.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And that's what I do, baby.
Y'all are getting carried by a 35 year old spot
streaming map heroine ankle.
Bro, oh my god, bro.
Yeah, she's so dumb. Yes, I'm gonna be exes are actually
Yes, bro. Yes
You know, yes, and he's not coming with us I'm away
I'm so sick
You're so good. You're so good.
You snuck a butt away.
And I got locked. Let's go.
Yeah, good.
Usually this dude would actually just like, wow.
That's a good shit one.
You don't need to watch this.
Hold me here.
Oh my god.
It's he'll snuck a butt away just be careful.
Holy guacamole, bro.
Still obvious.
Brown Simon, can you bite me?
Yeah, who's bottom frag?
them frags. Oh, did you see me surrounded me?
No, I have a bomb.
Stog with that, you know.
Later.
This is what I need for, bro.
A drop, I think.
They're both down real quick.
I'm tired bro, there's no way to stop it.
6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7, 6-7,
I'm the last thing they'll see before they do.
Lucky them.
Oh yeah, they're just gonna keep going.
Oh, we had a wall, they know all, so.
You're off site.
Please, go.
There'll only be one bait on the team, it has to do new.
Listen to this!
Oh my god.
What joke would be what joke?
He said something about a joke.
No, I said you can't say whatever you were to say because I didn't make it yet.
You did it.
I don't want to get banned.
Yeah.
Stimping down.
I can't go under.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I can't go under.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, they're left unsaid.
I can't wait to wake up tomorrow with the biggest fucking headache ever.
I'm camping.
I'm done.
I'm there, I'm off to there, I'm off.
Aw, I should have did that.
I'm wet.
Guys, brick out, brick out, brick out.
Oh my god!
Beautiful.
Watch, watch.
I mean, I'd be on site now.
Where's he going? Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yep, Lava.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Wow.
This fucking shit.
Holy shit.
Good shit. Brimstone, breaking her out.
Yeah, I'm going to ask Pacha to do it.
Ask Pacha to do it.
Ask Pacha to break that shit fast.
Fuck the van.
I know.
great to work
do you think that's funny Rude?
well I should just love you though
you're just so stupid and retarded
and it's so funny bro
I should just love you
oh sure, my turn, move on
safety's off
hey drop bomb, drop bomb
I can't bro, I can't get the skill
I'm gonna take the smoke
I think you can see it
the door is so bad
Wow
He's at 120, bro. Oh
My god, it's just it's hurting my ego knowing that I'm so tired. I'm missing my shots
Oh
Why don't you play rust with peanut
train are you good friends with peanut I just met him I'd say we're all right
I'd say we're friends yeah that's nice I can get you on the server if you want
no no no
You want to play, let's play.
One HP, one HP, one HP, one HP, one enemy remaining.
What the fuck in there did you see that guy?
133 are you fucking sideways?
How did we get on this side?
We weren't supposed to get this one yet.
What? Where did my gun go?
Fuck.
Optic lick.
that
it's a fucking ass there's just no way to people are radiant before
uh... my god man it's just
fucked it's so fucked
just like me or no
and we're gonna go up to the sun in tribros three rounds away
just so that's guys that i just know i just i just know how i'm gonna feel in
morning I'm just not ready for that yeah it sucks a lot a lot I'll kill three
I'll kill three I'll kill three
yeah yeah
I'm gonna get the flower I got
come on
fuck you got breach out? like why did you go to your head?
70 on jet 40 chamber is working
hit 40 chamber
one more is under
no!
I was 3!
I'm sorry
I'm so fucking terrible makes me want to suck my own cock what the fuck
Why have they taken so long to run out?
It's not even like I'm walley.
I thought they were going to leave because they're audibly running around under.
I don't know.
They were just a bunch of nonsense happening.
I don't even know.
The chamber just started dish I think and they came arcade. They were so late
My god
Yeah
You miss on me yeah
What do you mean
They're running it
to mark to come and be to come and be executing D
mixing now yeah that's really 50 on Jack 50 on the fail
last player stand on one yeah I'm gonna be going to respond to you I'm gonna
Here you go, three grand bro
55 to you
What was that?
Did you see the way he swings me there?
Aw, he's up fucking.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
And you guys are just not worried about eating enough for real at the tower.
Aw, man.
Shameless, shameless, shameless.
Fucking two hours left of the game.
Shad, you see why I downloaded a cheap file that was a 16 year old, 15 year old, and just started spin-bottling on everyone and every single video game that became a serial cheater?
It's because it's just crazy. If you can't beat them, you gotta join them.
I'm not spin-bottling, but, yeah, I'm just getting a little radar going, and this whole bag in two diapers.
I really fucking like that.
I mean, I think you're slight, you know.
Thank you, bro. How'd you know it was nice? You should have seen it.
I mean, it's the most fun.
Yeah, they're making noise they're just making a lot of noise for no reason
They're busting
Let's can you run do you look like nothing nothing
Can you come on side with this?
Can you hold the- Can you hold the tight line?
Can you hold the tight line?
Can you come on side with this?
No?
No?
It's just- It wouldn't work. They're just-
They're just on my stream, bro.
Bro, what the-
All right, three grand
Oh my god Simon.
I loved how you play Jesus Christ. Oh my God. You play that really well.
Oh my God, that's fucking good.
Oh my God, that's shit, bro.
That is a speeder.
I'm just gonna smile on my face and be dashed there.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Let's go. I can do my God and live prayer.
Wow.
oh my god
yeah, it's just
free asr r now, i mean
there's just no coming back from that
no i need to click on that
i'll just type it
when did spawn just took the red towards you?
i'm sampling that
bye bye bro
I got never
I'm shaking
I'm shaking
I'm just shaking bro
I'm just shaking
That was the same
I'll take him to respect area over here
I need a calm down
Send me like a UST
Just send me a UST T-agross
I'll send it to you in like a couple days
I cannot cheer
Wait, can I do the
Can I do the same ETH instead or?
No, yeah, ETH is fine
You brought the same address
Yeah, we can play till 730 bro. That's when it that's when it's about it. No, I I don't think I could do that
He's 110 the VA. Oh is one time
I
Kid this too
I'm gonna kill two right now. Get out of my way!
Now's your chance.
Oh, he's just on my stream. It's the same guy sniping this fucking ugly fuck.
Yeah, I probably fucked him up.
I'm not sure. Yep. Didn't stick their watch to shit.
It's just a mix, but a mix. The mix is a mix.
Oh, it's all of them. It's all of them. It's all of them.
all of them
you guys actually blow dick
he made that top
frat come and see I haven't seen a kill from you
that's me and you down here too so
that's crazy my boy
I might have a triple double here
I am
Just for you to squeeze up I want you you want to play. Let's play
Oh my god, it's so running out and they're all
Ready ready ready chain chain. I don't want to be like your bombs here. I have bomb. I have bomb
Yeah, you're a lot of train ready train
They're coming right there
So long
Close now close close now close
I think we should fight something and then if they're not their flanks or hide screen either
or just someone by me or I should have it on the left side save I'm just gonna sit and
spawn look down like that like that I should pull that eagle on the team yeah yeah it's
since that
it's the fastest gun
star k are you are you an air e-star
they walk up to me and i'm not holding it i have a bucky
so your se... what time is it for your now star?
he... he j... oh, sh... come and see it
i got work at nine
aw star, you're actually sick
smuck me smuck me
they're coming out
he's actually sick
ah yeah not not out yet
star, how do you do this? are you on like, atl?
one hundred seven ninety eight
tower two
tower tower multiple
that's not the deal
reloading
Okay, I'll all the math
55 on mix till the can't even get again
Hopping heaven
Fucking wall that I can't break it
Oh no
I'm so bad. I just missed two kills.
Oh my god.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
I'm standing.
I was on me.
That was on me.
That was on me.
Bro!
That is so shameless.
Bro!
I just, I can't, bro.
I can't.
I literally can't.
I have the full cam.
I'm just gonna full cam.
I'm full cam.
Yeah, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm full camming.
I'm full camming.
Nah.
I got us.
I'm gonna make up for that.
It's not even to you, bro.
We're just getting snaked to oblivion right now.
Disgusting like literally just they'll do anything. Well, let's go just down with the hacks bro come on. It's not that bad, bro
Take it being a few hours. So you act then to you and crazy
You're gonna snipe bro. My load is good. Actually both cheat, bro. It's more fun
They're all they all three all three um, oh
So laws one shot, bro
No, one's probably like that
And I said
You should be knowing so how often do you guys shampoo your hair yo, uh?
Training I have this guy asked me this question for the last like four hours. Yeah, he's asked train about thoughts on life partner
I don't know what he means bro. He's not
He's stuck on my yeah, and he's like
Rants about it. Oh, right
I'm flanking our dude dude.
What does that mean?
It's a long ramp from those strings.
Our tower tower, I'm pretty sure.
Is it?
Yeah, yeah.
Just stick up.
You know, ult us.
No, you ki- oh.
Nice.
I like the shorty play there.
What the fuck?
I
We have knives
The re-injet highlight
I shampoo I try shampoo like once a week. I would say with conditioner
But I make sure I like exfoliate my
Where's money to buy me an off nobody scalp with like the the scalp cleanser
Think once a month air sorry once a week is held. Whoa
What a man? No, that was disgusting. I was a slip up though. I'm just tired, but once I was oh my god
Well, how often do you do it like once a week twice a week?
Our kid no probably more
If I didn't get it.
Hey, got back to you by the way, Muda, Zippel did.
I saw that, bro, you know.
Oh, my god, I'm exactly a diamond.
Oh, bro, I'm one game from Diamond One.
You have to play every week, I have to.
I mean, yeah, we kind of have to.
Season ends in an hour and a half.
Diamond One peak is crazy, bro.
We kind of have to, bro.
I'm sorry.
No, no, I'm getting off you guys.
No, no, we actually have to.
He's one game away.
He's one game away.
I can't, I can't, I can't, it's too late, it's too late.
It's D, bro, it's D1, bro.
I know it's fucked, brother, brother, brother,
this won't happen again for how long?
For like another eight months?
Because the season just, right, the season's starting,
we're not gonna have a time like this again,
you can leave whenever you want.
This is Diamond one, this is my peak.
Train again.
What is one more change?
Like it's already so late, like what does it matter now?
Train, train, but like I actually can't,
bro it's six, train, I can't.
It's six AM, bro, it's six.
It takes nothing now, it's already six.
It's all good. No problem. Go to bed, man. It's all good.
Look at how sad he is right now.
No, it's all good. I mean, I get it, bro.
It's like a bad gamer. I'm old.
I'm just, you know, my time on Twitch is coming to an end.
It's like, I get it, bro.
Like I can't just hit D1 one more time to feel young and good.
But just go to bed, man.
Your sleep's more important as a 21-year-old
at your peak top regeneration.
You know, you get a bruise. It heals in a day.
You get a scrape. It heals in six hours. Right?
It's like, no problem, man. I get it.
It's all good.
That's that's fucked up, bro
It's all good bro, I get you need your beauty sleep man
It's not like you're 21 years old that you're prime of fucking being a man. It's all good. I get it
I'm your address though, bro. Yes, I'm your address. I'm gonna actually Uber eats you a a 10 packs box of 10 packs
I
Can listen listen here's what I can do
Listen Muda Muda, I'll tell you what bro. Okay. I'll tell you what are you some of my
Are you some of my rapport? Okay, I'm sure I could talk to him to lend you but if you scam him I
I can't even tell you the sentence after that. That's how real you know what is you understand me
Yes, I understand
Okay, it's just based on what his selection is
What he has you know another selection his uh his inventory his inventory up
Can you link him? How long do you need it for?
Probably just like a week to two weeks max. He needs to borrow
afford the skins he wants stop don't say that
he spends it all on protein shakes
and
five-minute showers
he still looks like shit
ball
not going to be in center ground
they're going to be linked to the profiles he'll lend you them
what does he have to do with it?
does he even have good items bro? let's see what you guys have
he does bro, he does, just get in the fucking game now
I don't have time for this bro, I gotta go to bed man, I have shit to do
Oh my god, I'm going to bed bro. I'm telling you that's not your shit.
Yo, your eyes are so annoying bro, stop!
Get the fuck on bro, I need to go to bed.
Okay, I'm getting on bro. Bro, it's fucking 7am.
Yeah bro, I need to go to bed. I have shit to do tomorrow.
Do you understand? I run five companies, I need to do shit.
You need to get the fuck on and get this done bro.
Get on, let's get this five stack going.
I need to go you understand fuck what you have to do. What are you gonna do? You gonna watch more wake up and watch anime?
You have nothing to do get the fucking
But you can look at his skins later, okay
Oh my god, it's 6 a.m. Fuck me fuck me fuck me
We yes what I want perfect
Both we just call them wallets it's the train let's just call it but wallows no bro get up
I need D1 for it resets in one hour and a half. Yeah, but it doesn't matter
I'm gonna join your lobby because I feel like like you're fucking hardheaded it, but bro
It's not gonna change anything your MMR is the same of a mar it's gonna reset and you're doing the same of mark more
I just wanted to stay the people I wanted to say D3 peek and who knows who knows maybe the D3 gets me to D1 or
I'm gonna get you a mortal next act. So I don't want you listen. I don't want you to give me anything
I'm gonna I'm gonna get it myself
It's pretty solo queue. That's what you're gonna do.
That's right. I'm solo queueing bro.
It's fucking 6 AM.
Okay Chom, take it tomorrow off.
I'm taking it tomorrow off.
Wow, I mean, the new gen's streamers is no time.
It's crazy taking tomorrow off.
What the fuck?
What the fuck, Trey? What the fuck?
Just sleep all day, stream at night bro, you're good.
So nasty.
You really are zesty.
And the fact, bro, it's actually...
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, moota moota moota give me a favorite smile big like cheese big and camera. I just noticed something you're fucking
The corners of your like mouth
Go up to your cheeks and your nose flops down like it's Squidward
It flops over your mouth like you're no no cheese for real cheese for real. That's not cheese
All listen do a full cheese bra. I'm telling you just fully like smile. Yeah, you see that your nose drops like Squidward
and
and
and
and
and
and
I learned to fucking power team to lose this game. No, it's done. I'm not playing that. I'm playing right now
It was on the bed
Oh, no way train. You really got me skins bro for weeks. It's weeks. I got you bro. Don't
Let me send this guy everything bro. I want everything bro. Let's see here now, bro
Don't be shameless. Have like have some restraint or just take like what you need. Yeah
is that what you cash in my inventory and one
my dream inventory
what to have a how many skills is it
well here is my this major
this is pretty cool
does he have all that
yeah he has this
most important part kinda
he got back then of the skins
but i don't know if i get back then
but you just don't know
just get the gloves on the knife you'll be good bro
fuck all the gunskins
i'm not gonna fight, but those are like ass, they're like fucking ten cents
well no they're all fuck these, i'm saying like maybe like a nice 8k in this
8k, yeah you know? yeah that's fine
if you scam them though, it's gonna be like 70k bro, if you scam them you'll be sick
dude, why the fuck would i scam them?
I'm seeing if you get banned or some shit like if you decide to like you know do some bullshit
The M9 Emerald is so clean
And don't gamble it away bro, bro, I'm not fucking through it okay, bro
I'd actually got good YouTube video get that as a prank
Game well, bro train wall. I should go to bed bro. It's 6 a.m. Bro, bro. I'll tell you what I'll tell you what
OK.
Keep going.
If this queue doesn't pop by 15 minutes, we're all going to bed.
15!
Trayna, you retarded.
This guy is not going to be tomorrow.
15 minutes for 12 more minutes.
Same as your shower.
Holy fuck.
The sun's going to be up, right, Chad?
Already up.
I think it's not already.
My rule with you are you're a bad Muslim. I haven't seen you pray once
Tree I go to bed train
Tree heads it says heads it says I do a 24 hour stream right now
But we cue all day in that room or we go to bed instead go
All right, best of three okay go
one of the
case of the
I'm not gonna say it bro, I'll just put it on there.
No, just go, just go.
No, I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want it.
Who's the scammer now, huh?
We got to see what it would have been though.
Can you see it from the point?
Pets.
Ah, sorry bud, you just got fucking bodied.
You got reverse swept.
Drain to a 24 hour.
shit I just spotted you bro that's what I do bro
you're gambling up to gambler
number one gamble in the world for a reason
that's it you're funny you're a funny guy huh you actually kind of run run me one of my cousins
really yeah you do is that a good cousin though is that a good cousin yeah they're all good cousins
you know how we are i mean i don't know bro my dad uh i don't even know bro how's your mom and
your dad bro are they like are you good with them yeah that's good
for the viewers guys I don't know how old you guys are but listen love your
parents always care they don't let you go out they don't want you box have a
sleepover whatever the fuck you guys are going through of your parents you
understand they care about you they love you deeply you'll never know you'll
never meet another person that loves you as unconditionally as them.
You may not understand it now, but one day you'll understand it and don't let it be too late.
Trust in it.
It's just what it is.
I'm getting a bad headache, bro. I think we should call it, oh my god.
Turn the light off.
I want to know, Viv has been lying longer than you have.
Yeah, for real, if we weren't on quick, I'd make some jokes right now, bro. That's crazy.
You know, I'll make them anyways. You're gonna be by a woman, my boy. What's good?
First of all, it's 3 am or she is right now. So it's not 6 a.m. It's 4
I gotta go it's for I'm also older than you and I'm not
Older than you too
Wow.
Little ass kid.
Yeah, damn.
You a cry baby.
She said you a cry baby.
I haven't heard this complain once either, I don't know.
She called you a little ass kid.
You can't go to bed now.
Wow.
W Rosa.
You look just like Uzi mangos. That's crazy.
I do not look like Uzi mangos.
If you shaved your head, you look like Uzi mangos.
Chad, did I ever tell you the GTA story?
Have I ever told you all the GTA story, Chad?
I have, eh?
I'm actually not going to get a Q-pop. I'm sick.
Yeah, I mean, you said something, so that's probably about a pop.
I like God, the butterfly, can you tell me something?
Really?
Shane, yeah, what, Shane, walk me through like a day of your life, bro.
Like walk me on a random Wednesday.
Tell me about a random Wednesday.
It really depends. I mean...
It depends, yeah, I mean it's not too crazy. I'm a pretty low-key person.
So you like wake up, make breakfast?
Yeah, make up, wake up, sorry, wake up, breakfast. You really have a...
Started a new thing recently, actually. Do a piece of toast.
well actually it's this different kind of bread but y'all wouldn't know what it is but
absolutely there bread no it's no no it's like a purgent thing but yeah it's a piece of toast
i got this like all natural peanut butter there's about whole foods peanut butter yes yes yeah yeah
it's so good because it's not too sweet it's like real peanut butter right it's natural it's
natural yeah really good stuff i just spread the toast of peanut butter cut up a banana put some
banana on there drizzle some honey on top oh yeah okay that shit yeah no eggs though well yeah but
not on the peanut butter no i know that but like like like no eggs yeah it depends how i'm feeling
you know it just depends what morning there's a morning where i wake up you know then yeah i'll
have like three over easy eggs or i'll do soft boiled um and then i'll have a tea i just have
have like a black tea, English breakfast. If it's a gym day, hard gym day, then I'll
have a coffee, you know, maybe crack a Celsius. And yeah, that's pretty much it.
I can't believe star. There's a there's a chatter and there's a person in my chat right now and they got to wake up at 9 o'clock. They have work at 9 and it's currently 6.
Yeah, good for him.
That's just insane.
No, just grind, bro.
Listen, one of these days, just grind.
Do your thing.
I believe in you.
Chat, who here in this chat is a girl that has a crush on me?
Type one.
Yep.
Yeah.
That's real.
Oh, I guess everyone is now those are all dudes
I'm what is into it
What a 100% gay I am not gay bro. I'm not gay, bro
It's okay. I support you the same guy that got fucked by a werewolf, bro
I actually you could actually argue that I'm so sexually confident in my sexuality that I can tell that story and I know it wouldn't change a thing.
Listen, let me go one step further. Listen, I didn't act like I did.
Well, can you say the story again? Say the story again.
I think I've heard this story like four times now.
Yeah, I got you. I'll just get to the tiktok
I got you guys give me a second. I find this
Chat look at this, bro
fucking
Fucking
Every time I fucking lose up to the fucking robot bro where is it?
Where's the actual story I don't see it
No, I'm gonna be honest wait all it was a clipper that uploaded it
No, you're tripping. We have to watch the original. You can't watch my uploaded to your shit
Asking about the time you thought he was finger and you're on end of being a dude
What?
I
Must have been talking pretty good
Just because I had a dream of being pounded in the ass and I was aroused when I woke up doesn't make me gay
It was fucking hot. Okay a big ass six foot five werewolf looking guy with huge muscles bear hugged me
Face against the glass
You know yeah, I mean like yeah, I must have been a new day than no Adderall you had
No, I was back before Adderall way back before that shit. I was just not sure that okay. That makes it worse
I mean I had a crazy. I mean I told you I was at the dream about the flight attendant, right?
I mean you could break down all your dream. Let's hear it. Yeah, the dream of the flight attendant
I'm getting off, I'm getting off, I'm getting off.
No you're not, no you're not.
I don't know, it was at 15 minutes, it was at 15 minutes.
It doesn't matter, you lost the bet, are they over 24 hours from your piece of shit?
What the fuck, it was a 15 minutes train, it's 15 minutes.
Yeah, but that was before the heads and tails.
Shit, you just stopped it.
Bro, strain, strain.
I get it, you're a scammer, I get it.
You guys should just bring them back.
I'm telling Zippler not to give you a check, give me a check here.
Zippler.
Yo, what the fuck?
him shit by the way. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck?
There's just no leading it. It's all good. Let's go to bed.
He's a shit. I'm going to be gonna bet seven eight.
And what is the page now? All right. All right. All right.
I'll tell you what. Get on. We're going to wait five more
minutes five more minutes you can go to bed and I support it 7 a.m. 7 a fucking
five more minutes five more minutes you're a good girl okay invite me bro
unbelievable bro we would have been in a game right yeah we would have popped an
alcohol uh but it's right and deliver message boys not for 70s I did I
I deleted it, I deleted it, I deleted it.
What the fuck Ian, his guy fucking responded and said it's fun. I enjoy being scammed.
What the fuck is these guys into bro, what is happening? What the fuck?
Have you guys heard the uh, the flight attendant story?
Yeah, let's hear it.
So I was sleeping and
and it was crazy. I was making out with this like super attractive flight attendant.
And a girl or a guy?
A girl bro. Jesus.
You're fucking sick. Anyways, so I'm sitting here making out with this,
you know, highly attractive, you know, flight attendant and,
you know,
every now and then you open your eyes to kind of appreciate
you know, you know, who you're kissing and
when I open my eyes
the first time, right, it was her
close my eyes again and I open my eyes again and this time
my dream warped and I was vigorously sucking a cock
it was the craziest fucking dream
I just want to actually
I woke up in shock. I woke up in shock. Do you understand?
It was a PTSD because this was such a good dream. It was headed in a good direction
And I just fucking double-fisting like slurping that
Scared to fall asleep again crazy
He just blinked and just straight just
I
Just give 10 minutes to make you
little
Pop will pop right like four or minutes did you swallow though? No, I didn't wow
I didn't finish the individual. I woke up. I was in shock
I feel like if you're gonna suck a cock you got to commit take a good
Wow
What are you typing?
I'm just telling this guy that I want his entire inventory
Bro, if you did it 24 hours, I should have actually got crazy.
Shrain the new ag.
You know I've never done it 24 hours before.
I've done 30 days on a stream before.
Like not-
You did a Shrain to a Mudo ag.
I did not end a stream until I got rank 1.
And it took like 30 days.
Now I'm cocky, bro.
I'm not gonna end cap.
You should have done that with me, man.
You would have got him in a week.
Well, the mission is not to get in a week, so you can like milk the ad rev
and make a lot of money.
Valid
Man those mutathons were beautiful like genuinely beautiful bro
Fly out to Berlin without like I was the underdog I flew to Berlin not a lot of people knew me
Like everyone in the Valcom knew me but not everyone else side of the Valcom knew me and we got like a chat
We got like a penthouse in Berlin
We spent like 30, I spent like 30, $40,000 that month flew up my team like camera man
and literally everyone bro and then we got rank one and then I got banned for one training
for a month.
You spent 40 grand in a month and you can't afford CS skins?
Well, that was like business project though bro.
This is business too technically you could write it off right because you're using
it for your CSR. I mean, you're right. It's all good though. We get it. We get it. You're cheap. It's
all good. No problem. I am cheap, bro. I don't know if I'll sleep at the piano or not. I think to be honest.
Well, being cheap is not a good thing, but it's okay.
Being fiscally responsible is a good thing, but being cheap is pretty bad.
What? Then I would say I'm physically responsible.
Fiscally. Fiscally. Physically. Are you retarded too?
I don't even know what fiscally it means.
Oh wow.
You know guys, I put a lot of my skill points into my like, uh...
Your nose?
No, you fucking ass, I mean.
All roads really just lead to your nose at the end of the day.
Wait what knife is this?
Bro, you would bro
I'm just picturing like if you did cocaine
Holy shit, brother that thing like even if you even if you snorted it now
Not even bad even if you snorted the cocaine it would take five minutes just to like pass that nose bridge
You gotta be crazy
Think about like that thing has to travel in an entire fucking highway just to get like look at that
That's crazy
Holy fuck.
Cocaine for you would be an XR.
Think of it, it'd be an XR by the time the first one hits.
The tail end of the line is still traveling through your nose bridge.
XR Coke.
I
Let's run it to 10 minutes, then we get we get off. I'm actually happy with that
I actually feel good about it at five minutes. What the fuck? But we're already we're already past it
Just run to 10 and we'll get off. Do you see live complaining?
Bro guys like whoa, I need to go to bed boy. It's 6 30, bro
0 0 0 9 from trade-up Jesus if you don't want your friend to rank up and
You say that I've only got my own
So as well I'm gonna wake up
Only got my own and nine emerald zero point zero zero zero zero nine the fuck this is even mean
It's a super rare one
If you didn't even give that
probably if I asked him to he would
I
Holy shit
Oh my God.
Yeah, I'm cooked.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm cooked.
Just wait 10 minutes until you're the owner.
Oh, my God.
Now we can definitely get one more game in.
We could, but it's just not gonna work out.
Really?
I don't think so.
I feel like there's nobody on, because we would have gotten them by now.
by now. Really? I have a weird feeling. Yeah, once fucking
sleeping right now, like no human fucking beings, bro.
I'm gonna shut up.
Wow.
pitched again. Oh, cool.
Let me patch it up.
Man, you're just live. You're just so lucky that I respect
you. I've seen so much.
What? You don't respect women? Hold on.
I hope you understand if I ever walked like if I ever like if me and you were in a different
universe and a different arc and a different life and we were both boxers
and we had a boxing fight I would beat the shit out of you you understand that
right are you talking to me yes train like in another world where we're both
fighters and we got drawn to a fight on the UFC championship I would
dismantle you you understand that right absolutely not like yeah I mean like I
don't care I don't care what happened like literally I would just I would bond
you bro but you're built like a pretty boy I'm built like a man my voice alone
has more testosterone in it than your entire fucking body you understand I
I literally look like the missing link. I'm half gorilla, half man. You're literally a valorant streamer.
There is no world in which that happens in an alternate universe. Do you understand me?
Y'all should just set this shit up.
He's gonna make it to at least 10 or 15 packs of brackets above.
Prodigy
That was pro
You're getting miscoboiting
Guys it's ten minutes, I'm getting off
I hit ten minutes
Now that's valid
You know, we did fifteen, and then we did five, and then we did ten
We just wasted thirty fucking
I just wasted thirty fucking minutes
Okay, I just wasted thirty fucking minutes
Doing fucking nothing
You're not as rank up game too, that's
honest usually i would i would press mood for this but we just waited in queue for like 25 minutes
holy fuck this guy's a boltz bop bro this poor guy his camera froze on his boltz
Oh
That thing that thing looked like the lines I used to take like that's
Let's take a look you just covered it up you just covered it up you just covered we saw you covered up
I thought you covered up.
Oh, that's crazy, bro.
Oh, this is some guy trying to instigate.
You go to suit it up, my boy.
I'm gonna do it.
Sim, first of all, brother, you understand Muda's got to jump up at least 15 tax brackets before we even get into that conversation.
You understand that, right?
I mean, I, yeah, I didn't think about that beforehand, but definitely right. I make a great point right there.
Yeah, absolutely. I do.
These are the things you got to think about, you understand?
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Otherwise, it's a lose-lose for me.
Damn, it wouldn't benefit in any way.
I mean, train, bro. Listen, man. You might have...
I'll tell you what.
You might have the deeper voice train.
I mean, listen, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, Muda, if you're ever in town, we
can go, me, my guys, my team, you, and we can have a nice training session.
That's what we can do.
We can go hit the bags, you know, we can have a nice little sparring session.
We can really have a good time.
you know, I can welcome you to varsity, you know, let you know how the real Middle Easterers
move.
I don't know.
I'm gonna say that to you.
Well, you know, I'm more of a actions, more than words type of guy to be honest.
I was a girl, I would have just got the egg, I don't know.
What'd you say soon?
If I was the girl I would have Scott the egg
Wait, who was the guy that kissed with his eyes open by the way, was he doing?
Well, I didn't catch that was he making his voice deeper. Yeah, I mean trying
There's such a cutie Muda
Nah, listen bro, friends don't fight. That's how it is. Friends don't fight. That shit's for, you know, if you're into the, if you're into like actually training for the technical, like sport, then that's good, right?
Because like fighting has technical, like components to it, right? There is an art. But if you're not in for that, bro, then the rest of that shit's meathead shit.
shit friends don't fight friends don't hit each other it's really that simple
so don't worry muda you have nothing to worry about
ever since he called him q he's been smiling he doesn't know what to say
Yeah, honestly like I'll be real with you bro hold on to that now hold on to that bro listen where
I'm the same as you okay be proud that you're a lover not a fighter be proud that's a good thing
Chat type one if you're a girl and you want me to fly you up. You know what fuck it set it up
Chat type one if I should host a fuck a fan contest
Great to the fucking point
I'm gonna have to host one of those two and fuck you
All right chat listen bro as much as I fucking complain that I'm so tired bro I
enjoy so much time and I spent with with train bro it's 6 36 but I I love
Spending every minute with you guys in every minute with train bro genuinely, bro. Walla
He's a good guy, bro
Chad I love you guys so much. Listen, bro
Please from the bottom of my heart, bro. Take care of yourself
Stay away from drugs, bro
Take care of yourself. Love yourself always drink some water man
Make sure to eat always eat some healthy food, bro, man. Fuck fast food, bro
Take care of yourself chat
Love yourself as much as you can man, chat. Make sure you pay good attention to your mental health just as much as your physical health.
I love you guys so so so much. Thank you guys always for spending these late nights with me man.
Chat, there's not another thing in this world that I want to do.
There is not another thing I could be doing in my life right now.
That I would like better than to sit in a call with the group that I just sat with with train and you guys
I
Don't know if that came out good, bro. I'm very very very tired chat. I'm very tired, bro
I'm very fucking tired. I don't even know what's going on, bro
but
Chat listen man. I love y'all, bro
I love you so much, bro.
Train.
I doubt you're even listening to this, bro, but well, I love you, bro.
And I look up to you, bro.
I do.
I love you guys so much, chat.
Listen, bro, please take care of yourself.
Please drink some water.
Please eat some food, bro.
And have an amazing night, bro, okay?
Have an amazing night.
until tomorrow bro I'll see you tomorrow okay good night sleep well and I'll see
I'll see you out tomorrow bro, okay, so.
Oh and one thing Chad, I forgot to say.
I
Every night looks every day
Every day patches than mother
Oh, God, you should mention it's the K.O.
No one let us kill our fuckwants when the eighth up
1998 my family had the acronym
Oh
Cap'n Lee's 6th diss and it changes
Back on Boswell and Percy had it active
Couple bishops in the city blow them engine
Oh, the reference
Reach yourself, make me less static
A week that only eat a sony's on occasion
Apatrina hit, I had to transfer Cap'n
Your apartment out of use is why I hate it
Standing with you when I didn't have my luxury
Working on you when I didn't own a mattress
Working on the way to make it out of Texas
every night
every night
baby, I'm gonna give you a nice
nice
I know I'm getting in this
nice, my gosh