mooda
๐ LAST DAY OF NIGHT STREAMS ๐ REACTS -> NEW VALORANT SEASON -> FIRST TO BEAT ME IN A 1V1 GETS THE KURONAMI 2.0 BUNDLE -> HORROR GAMES ๐ป
04-29-2026 ยท 5h 43m
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What's up chat, what's up chat, what's up chat, what's up chat, what's up chat, what's up chat, how are y'all doing?
How bad if I get it all?
My love, and I am all a terrorist apart
For many times I've been wrong
I guess being right takes too long
How is everyone bro?
Chat how are y'all doing bro? How are y'all doing? How are y'all doing chat? How are y'all doing bro?
Purpose with the tier one to get the top. I love your art ZBR six with the prime
I love you so much. God bless you dirt in with the two months. I love you so much. God bless you chat
How is everyone doing bro?
Leo with the 13 months. I love you so much. God bless you chats
Welcome to the last
Last night stream I will ever do in my fucking life, you understand me?
My last night stream I will ever do in my fucking life.
Alright?
Alright?
I say, Basa shit like whoa.
Basa shit like whoa.
This is not a fairy tale.
I already know how you like it.
Take it sort of mom and get you on your outfit.
This is not some child's play.
Basa shit like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Chat, do y'all like my singing? Yes or no?
Do y'all like my singing? Yes or no?
I already know that I can take it to the mall and get you when you're out of it
Go do some child's play about that shit like whoa, whoa, whoa
Yeah, yeah, yeah, about that shit like whoa
Why you gotta fight with me at cheese?
You know I'd love to...
SHOT! HOW IS EVERYONE DOING?!
Hey bro, listen, I wanna know if you gooned last night.
I wanna know if you had sex last night.
I wanna know if you woke up brick as fuck today.
I wanna know if you're horny.
I wanna know if you like dinosaurs.
I wanna know what your favorite animal is.
Shots a day is gonna be a good day.
All my hands are saying yes, you're with me real good.
I'll just kill the hell out of doodoo like I should.
Don't make me give you back to the hood
Don't make me give you back
I said fast as you're like whoa
Fast as you're like what
This is not a hood
All right
I know how you like it
Taking to the moon
Today is gonna be a good day for you
Whoa, whoa
I went to sleep last night at 8am
8am, bro
Do you know what 8am means?
Do y'all know what 8am means?
Do y'all know what 8am means?
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X 10 in the chat if it's fuck your ex and 11 in the motherfucking chat if today is gonna
be a good day.
Alright. Chat. Sit tight. Relax. Take your cock out. Today is going to be an amazing
day. Do y'all understand me? Today is going to be an amazing day, amazing night, amazing
morning, amazing afternoon, amazing evening. I don't give a fuck where you are in this
world. It's going to be a good day, bro. Alright. Now, let's see what my beautiful
Community has sent me and reacts chat. We're gonna sizzle through the reacts chat. Also listen a couple things. I
Don't know what I'm going to be get my skins and
I don't know when I'm going to be getting
My CS skins, but I'm currently in talks with a trader
And I'm going to get my CS go skins very soon and when I do
We are going to start a arc that face it level 10
yes sir yes sir yes let's go be fired bro let's go be fired let's go be fired okay
let's see what my mods are doing right now chat hello hello hello hello hello hello bita
Hello, beta. How are you?
Hey, here we go, bro
Huh?
No, no
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
Anyway, how are y'all doing today? How's my favorite mod team doing?
Yeah, bro, why is excellent in this channel? Yeah, Excel, get the fuck out of here, bro
I don't fucking think this is bro, let's get down to fucking uh, yeah let's say, okay?
So, how are y'all doing bro?
I'm doing good, actually I have stomach problems so like, not that good.
Yo, what are you eating bro? I literally closed you up there, you said you had fucking diarrhea or some shit too.
Yes, I did.
What are you eating bro? What are you eating? Watching you eating fat ass?
What are you eating bro? Eat healthy bro.
Drugs, what about you bro? Drugs, what about you bro? How are you Drugs?
I ate pizza.
Are you sure you didn't eat Tiki Masala soup, Ducks?
Or you shouldn't eat a fucking bomb, be fucking bomb or terrorist?
Big nose fuck?
Alright, hi chat, tell me chat.
So, what are y'all up to on today's fine afternoon evening night?
Now, whoever that just saw on my screen is very sexy.
I won't lie.
Very sexy indeed.
Holy fucking sex.
Bro, I thought my cologne collection was crazy.
What is this?
Holy mog bro, holy mog bro, holy mog bro, this guy mogs me!
Oh my god, he actually mogs me!
What the fuck, mythical loot bro?
Bro owns a store, no actually, what the fuck?
Alright, let's get over to here.
Yo.
Yo.
It's my house.
My home.
I love this house.
Yo.
Okay, so why do you guys at me in this and say is this your house, Muda?
Do I look Israeli?
I am Lebanese from Lebanon.
Do you understand?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, shut the fuck up!
I am not as well-ly!
Goddamn!
So, do I have a cock nose?
What is this?
What is this?
But I know what my gut tells me.
And right now it's telling me I have...
IN-GESTURE!
But I'll suck it up and talk to Michael.
Even though I've also paid...
N-
Yeah, what's good lesbian mods you're all fired all right all you guys are fired pretty
sure you're cheating about pretty sure you're cheating in Valorant mood let's see this clip
Michael will revenge to what?
Chat, what's the next Avengers movie?
the fuck what's the next Avengers movie coming out Chad does anyone know right
yo are the art darts with the six months I love you a cool whiz of the two
months I love you you know still mad the prime of love you right okay but
let's try it and see what would have happened okay let's try to alright heads
it's two more times go it's a real
serious
say walla thank you
well trade is actually so weird thinking manifests like I don't know he
like manifests one of these clips I'll be on why do you look like me twin why the
fuck do you look like me twin nobody looks like me do you understand me I
I am a one of one replica created in a lab, the chosen one.
Do you understand me?
Do you know who you're looking at?
Chat, I don't wanna like, you know, glaze myself,
but I think I can literally go into any Roblox lobby,
talk to a girl and ask her for her number
and instantly get her number.
All right, and I'm gonna prove this to you guys.
And I'm gonna prove this to you guys.
Oh.
Hello?
What's going on?
I
Be honest you like
Yeah, his nose is
like it looks like those are
what are those stone statues called
you know like one of the world wonders
yeah like his nose looks like those
holy shit like it looks like that it's the
I'm telling you it's odd it's as if someone like it says
yo
Rifted who do you think you are bro? All right? I don't have a moai structured face dumb ass
Yo, can y'all shut up? Oh, I
Saw this book cheater on multiple games chat the propaganda got to Jinxie bro. It's all good
So it might be good to just keep confirmatively bad sad
I don't know why you get
Now chat, that's not AI by the way, that's real, that's real by the way, that's not AI.
And I just want to chat a little bit, I'm a ladies, I'm a gentleman chat, I'm a gentleman,
you know what I'm saying, I'm a gentleman.
So let me get this straight.
And it's a video of me getting kissed by three girls, it's AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, but when
it's something like this, it's not AI.
Is this AI yes or no?
Is this AI yes or no?
Is this AI yes or no?
Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is real, this is real, not AI.
I can confirm no most real photo I've ever seen Valorant is so bad are in bro how can
you play T s retro it's because I literally inject heroin steroids sex water from the
tropical islands of the Bahamas into my veins to play this game alright now anyway
So this isn't AI, right? Chat now. What is this? Is this AI chat? Is this AI?
Hmm. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. So, all right.
Yeah. All right.
You'll never find another girl like me ever again.
There's no one else like me. Oh my god.
I have a big nose and unfortunately I look like you
Yes chat I saw that they got rid of
Muda is this a rerun of yesterday's stream yo, why did you nick you fucking dumbass?
Why would this be a rerun?
Why would this be a rerun?
You rage at the jumpscare no so I can go
No N.T bro, N.T, N.T bro, W.Mogno you almost got me, you almost got me bro, you almost
got me.
I fucking hated every second of playing this game.
That's why I don't trust Jews.
I mean who liked this clip?
This is AI. No, no, no. This is AI. So basically chat, if you guys don't know, uh, Dirk, hello?
Yo, this fucking guy bro. Yo Dirk, uh, where are you from?
What is time? Okay. So chat, do you see why I said that?
Wait, what are you saying? What are you saying?
I didn't say anything
No no no, this thing, what are you doing?
I didn't say anything
Free Palestine chat, by the way, Free Palestine
Free Palestine
Not AI
Not AI
This is not AI
not AI.
ARE YOU LIKE RETURNED?
OBVIOUSLY IT'S AI!
Holy shit, I'm gonna lose my mind.
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind, bro.
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
I've never played Naruto Shippuden,
but I've watched it.
I've completely watched the show.
Ten years like cats are dogs more.
I just realized I lost my shit.
Where is it?
I'm hungry, so I've come to this restaurant which I definitely can't say the name of to try a very famous bag of hair
I'm hungry. So why is the restaurant name that?
Holy shit
Chat listen man, don't waste your energy on useless things
If you're having a bad day remember that you're alive and breathing
There's no point to get upset if you stub your toe or
You know I just lost $500 gambling.
Spare me some money.
How is that any of my responsibility dumbass?
No bro, you need to learn your lesson bro.
Gambling is not good.
Gambling is not good.
So can somebody tell me why my grade 8 picture of me being a 14 year old
is on somebody's CPU water cooler?
who owns this picture who the fuck has this picture on their CPU cooler who has
this picture on their CPU cooler huh who is this who is this who is this who is
Who is this?
Who is this?
Yo, y'all are weird bro, y'all are weird bro.
Take this off bro. Black chicken nuggets.
Take this off.
Muda if you were a Pokemon.
Do I miss Muda? Well, Muda is not mine. That's bunnies, man. But I do like hanging out with
Muda. I think Muda is really funny too. I genuinely think Jinxie, Muda, and Hi-Veys
are all some of the funniest people. Muda, I got a tattoo of Jinx-C and I wanted to
know your opinion about it. I posted it on Jinx-C's Twitter community.
Send a link in chat, send a link in chat, send a link in chat, send a link in chat, send a link in chat.
By the way, I saw...
Oh, chat.
What is, what is FaZe Banks doing, by the way?
Yo, let's go. We gotta get there before you start.
Fuck you, Moondak. You big nose, dude. You changed.
I did not change.
More deaths right here.
Okay, let me see this.
Case and Jinxie, I'm a big fan of you both. You both inspired me to be better. That's why I got a tattoo of both of you.
Check this out.
Does anyone in this chat want to get tattoos of me?
Check.
Does anyone want to check this out?
funny what is
You fucking hate you, bro.
You fucking retarded...
Fuckin' dumbass.
You stupid ugly fuck.
You stupid ugly fuck.
Whoever said that shit, go fuck yourself.
You fucking pussy.
Fuckin' dumbass.
said that shit go fuck yourself you fucking pussy
so apparently uh phase banks is bringing back phase with five new people
Moody, did you see what Max did yesterday? Let me see. What did Max do yesterday?
What's your advice to me, bro?
What's Crash Dummy? What is this?
Is it a new episode? What does that mean? Like, what does a new episode mean?
Oh like like like album I see
Should we do it should we even do a like a reacting to that chat? Yes, bro. So chat
Apparently a phase banks is bringing back
phase
With new members. This is the new trailer stick a look at this
Chad do you think phase well Jack you guys like phase back in it like old phase like on the Xbox
I used to be pure gaming trick shots or phase when Ron Jason and Lacey all resident
They were both good, you know what they were both good
Felt flitchooks? They were both good, actually. I'm not gonna lie, they were both good.
No way.
It's just the old phase house.
This is awesome.
This is falling apart.
You guys think the chips are still good?
Oh my god.
What is all this stuff doing here?
What's that?
I don't know.
What is this?
A fucking movie trailer, bro?
I think I'm about to shoot myself.
We should go home.
How could have that turned on?
Guys, look at this.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Turned on guys look at this
Away
Fold man Bakes
Someone at school says if you say Ned spend three times someone is ghost
Man that's ghost stories you really think saying that's been it's gonna do anything
Wait, what's the next spin?
Boom!
Fuck!
Dude, what the fuck, man?
Banks?
Fuck!
Bro, you're literally 40's.
Yup.
Start a family, asshole.
Here we go with this shit.
Get a fucking job!
I
Muda by phase and bring the boys back
Who the fuck said that?
The chat was going fast. I didn't see who said that who the fuck said Muda by phase and bring face back
Who's dumb ass said that?
All right anyway
So, this is two things, one of two things, chat, one of two things, either phase banks
is coming back to streaming or there's a new phase group.
Now if I have to take a guess, it's probably going to be just banks, right?
I think it's just banks.
Now also chat, do y'all, now chat, do y'all think I'm going to be in phase?
Yes or no?
Chat, do y'all think I'm gonna be in phase?
Yes or no?
Chat, do y'all think I'm gonna be in phase?
Yes or no?
No shot, you'll be in phase, you are retarded.
You won't, but Rory will.
If you guys said one more fucking shit, bro....
Moody you dodged my 1v1, I better get the shit today also.
I wanna know how did you max out Erno's stats?
What do guys mean?
I never listened to mommy praises her a good boy for one hour.
This is 100% edited.
I have never in my life listened to this.
This is either inspect elemented or edited.
This is either edit or inspect elements
So this is why RAM prices are increasing, huh?
This is why this is why RAM prices are increasing and you what do you guys be not AI? That's the shit that makes you want to literally
Obviously it's AI can y'all stop with that shit
I can't bro, if I FaceTime Jinxie right now to show him that a fan got his tattoo, I think Jinxie would shoot me and block me. I'm not gonna lie bro.
You're gonna have to post it in his com bro. Post it in his com, I think you'll see it.
I feel exactly like you, my mom, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What's going on, baby?
How are you?
How are you?
How are you?
You look good today.
You look good today.
How are you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My name's Muda.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
Yeah, yeah.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
It's nice to meet you.
So what brings you here?
Why are you drinking at this bar alone?
Like do you have a rough week? What's going on? Do you have a rough week or something?
Yeah
Really okay, that's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. So wait
So what you wait wait? So you're telling me you and your boyfriend just broke up and you're at the bar
Come on. I couldn't be that bad really. Is it really that bad? Was he really that bad?
Well, uh, maybe you should let me buy you a couple of drinks, maybe we could, you know,
chill and, uh, you know, maybe we could chill and you buy you a couple of drinks.
Alright, now let's, now let's read, now let's read the chat.
Alright, now let's read the chat.
Alright, three, two, one.
Hey Siri, call 911.
Calling emergencies
Ask you guys a question. What would you do if you saw the cutest cat in the whole world?
How is uh Dexter is Dexter a good uh a good movie watch
So why are you sending me this speed versus albino jinxie does that even look like jinxie?
Oh my god it does.
What the fuck?
Yo!
YOOOOO!
Ha ha ha! Yo, that's kinda...
What do you guys mean not AI like I'm literally going to fucking tweak out bro
Obviously, it's AI, obviously, it's AI, obviously, it's AI, obviously, it's AI, okay?
Obviously, it's AI.
Now chat, usually, I'm gonna have to stop the stream guys, give me one moment.
Let me talk to my girlfriend real quick.
Hello baby, how are you?
Hey, handsome.
I'm fucking dripping just hearing your voice.
How's that big dick doing? Ready to ruin me or what?
What did you do today, my love?
Sat on my favorite dildo for three hours straight while-
Fuck the chair, I'm sorry.
All of you, give up on your dreams before you succeed.
This is fucking proof that you can do anything you want to.
I sent Subrosa a fucking message, a Twitter message,
6 months ago when I was $4,000 in debt, working burger with people lying to my fucking dad
that I was in fucking school, but I wasn't even in fucking school.
When I was streaming in the LVT, I could have said,
Negas?
Y'all like, come on!
Why?
That could have been such a good edit.
Why?
Why?
That could have been...
This is when our homies outlawed pretty people in school.
When I was streaming in the LVT, I could have said,
NEGAS?
That was a good edit bro, but I don't know why you gotta like, I don't know why you have to incorporate that bro.
Why do you have to incorporate that bro? Why, why, why do you have, why do you have to incorporate that bro? I don't understand.
I miss him. I miss Muda.
Let it go bro. Let it go.
I remember I told her. She was a crazy bitch. She's just been crazy.
She made me a crazy bitch.
Oh my god. What are we doing?
W future dad. Does this look anything like me chat?
You dumb asses. Does this look anything like me?
All right, let's open up some fucking Valorant chat now listen chat low key I've been playing
a lot of Valorant recently bro.
So today might be the last day we do Valorant for just maybe maybe a month or a year chat
I'm not going to lie.
Listen they released a new update today, bro. I'm honestly kind of excited
Hopefully they added something good that makes me want to play this game. Let's see
skirmish ascension
1v1's and 2v2's
They had it much more than one rig!
Oh my god!
Finally!
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
Listen, let's see what else they added.
New map rotation, they took Bind out for a cent?
Bind wasn't a bad map.
I liked Bind.
I love a cent though, I really do love a cent.
But why would we take away Bind?
I missed a cent so much bro.
I genuinely missed a cent so much.
Alright, let's go.
see what they added in here. Okay. So skirmish ascension 1v1 climb the leaderboard. Wait,
so chat, is there rank in this game or no? So chat, is there any ranks in this game or no for skirmish?
Yes there is. How do you see that? I don't see a rank anywhere. Oh it's like
literally on a website. Rewards.
Skirmish legend. If you get radiance in 1v1 you get skirmish legend as a title.
not a skin or anything I get a fucking title right I genuinely from the bottom
of my heart hope you go fucking bankrupt and someone with a good fucking
brain buys your game and makes into a better game
The only way to keep it up her nose looking smaller today.
Ahhhh...
No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
Now! The most... Wait, chat ranks reset. None of these?
Wait, chat ranks reset?
Alright chat, let's see how much this bundle is, okay?
Chat, we all know why we're here today bro, let's review the bundle.
So first, we get a player card, okay?
And then we also get a spray, okay?
First off, Kurunami Phantom.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Ooh!
Also, Chats?
I don't know if you know.
Sorry.
Let's just watch the entire fucking bundle.
Not a bad bundle!
I do shit on wide games a lot because I do want them to try a little bit harder and make their game better
But the one thing they are good at
Obviously is bundles
And I fucking hate that man. I wish they put in as much effort
Shut I wish they put in as much effort into making skits into like making the game a better place because I think the game would really be better though
Like yes, but we just banned Cane's era for a fucking year man. Nice
Whatever bro, all good
Alright. Now, let's look at the ghost.
The ghost is lowkey kinda fire chat. I will not lie to y'all, man.
Whoa, bro. The white is just so good.
Chat, the Kuro Nami is like the best bundle they've come out with so far.
Chat, what do you guys think the best bundle that they've came out with so far has been?
Guardians, whatever.
He got banned for saying slurs. I don't give a fuck if he got banned for saying slurs
I could give a fuck less. There's a fucking man that got caught talking to little girls as that goes by the name of six. Yes
Proof hardcore proof that he likes talking to teenagers and he is still playing the game chat
What's worse a pedophile or a kid that's below the age of 18 saying slurs. What's worse genuinely?
What is the worst? A kid who is saying slurs below the age of 18,
it's fucking frontal lobe hasn't even developed, or a grown man that is admitting to being a pedophile and liking teenagers and little girls.
Why are you saying you're worse?
Why are you guys saying I'm worse? Are you dumb? Why are you dumb?
Anyway, Guardian is not the best I've ever seen in my life.
life but it's it's good all right chat now listen if the knife is not good at
all I'm not buying this bundle at all bro the knife means a lot to me chat
let's see
Okay, it's a good knife.
It's a good knife.
Chat, let's be honest.
It's a good knife.
operator. Let's see. Ah, I already don't like it. Chat, I've come up with the best...
Chat, I'm not gonna lie. I've concluded that the best obsidian in the game is the Valiant
Hero operator now. I don't care if you guys think this is faster cap
This is the best up skin in the fucking game, bro. The monkey skin is the best skin in the entire game
I don't know fuck what you say. I don't care if you're I don't I don't care, bro
Now how much VP do I buy? I?
Just spent another hundred dollars
We have 18,000 VP credits.
Man, I support this game way too much, bro.
Purchase.
Alright, a quip, a quip, a quip, a quip.
Ah, the operator can pass. I like my Valorant hero. It's the best Opskin in the game.
Alright, Phantom, upgrade. Max, thank you.
Now chat, what skin, what colors
Let's see, what do we go for?
White, purple, what do we go for?
Mods, run a pull, mods, run a pull, mods, run a pull.
Regular, purple, whites, or red.
Mods, run a pull, I'm going to go take a piss.
In the meanwhile, mods, run a pull please.
I'm going to go take a piss, I'll be right back.
bro thank you for the sub bro appreciate you
uh listen don't smell them can you guys please wanna pull one of you guys
and then second of all uh please go ahead and talk to my chat
well I go take a piss alright I'll be right back give me one second
um you got that
my fucking stomach hurts bro Chad what do I do with my stomach hurts I eat
like two burgers yesterday and I feel unwell guys like oh my god I feel like
I'm sick oh my god eat tiki masala I think if I eat tiki masala I will
fucking shit my brains out it curry brah I would literally get barrier in one
second now of course you know about it arcs
what is your fucking favorite meal I have
never had chicken masala my entire life
I think you the you fucking invented chicken
chicken masala
life is a big gap in emoji bro my
stomach hurts
what you guys did what did you guys do today
What did you guys do today?
I'm just trying to ignore this fucking emo, but look at chat, bro
Give me a warm burger in Melbourne hungry, bro
I can't if I give you a burger you get you're gonna get diarrhea as well
You don't want to know this fucking sending DDDD with a bitter emoji
like
What happened in Berlin?
What's happening Berlin stays in Berlin, so I gotta say
yo all my German friends have something
the melton incident digga all right yo darskin should digga five times fast
digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga digga
right exit your turn how is this one guy that's still sending fucking beta
emoji after that like I think I actually can save it in word the F1
what are you guys singing on my stream oh are you guys going to turn in
I would have said would have said digga five times fast no bro no not
You got the guy you got the guy you got the guy you got the guy you got the guy you got the guy
White one I just buy white let's buy white white one. Let's buy white all right here
Okay
Kuroo Nami let's buy
85 daddy, please gift me bundle
Chat if you say Muda is so sexy in the chat I will buy you guys the bundle
Chat if you guys say Muda you're so sexy and hot I will buy you the bundle
If you guys say Muda is so sexy I will buy you guys the bundle
Alright chat, is that it?
Oh Guardian.
Do I even want to use the Guardian chat?
What's a really good Guardian skin that I have?
Honestly, probably just the Reaver, the Reaver is way better.
Reaver or Reach out Reaver Guardian or the Kurunami Guardian.
Alright.
Not...
Alright.
Wow. This is actually not a bad bundle chat.
Uh-oh. Alright. That's my two games I made.
Alright. Chat. If you don't know the segment though, by the way.
I don't know if you all read the title.
Chat. Can you guys break me on a scale of 1 to 10?
Please.
Can y'all let me in a skill of 1-10?
Alright, anyway, chat, so.
Mods!
title to try and skirmish 1v1s.
I'm gonna check the battle pass out.
I mean bro who the fuck gives a fuck about the battle pass bro?
Trash.
Not bad.
Good banner.
I like this banner a lot.
A lot he I do.
Trash.
Okay.
Okay, Chad I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if I'm glazing. I really like the player cards so far two for two
Trash ass one terrible
Bad oh
My god
Wait, this might be the best Vandal skin in the battle pass ever
Chad this genuinely might be the best Vandal battle pass skin ever
This might be chat is there a battle battle past Vandalskin
Okay
This was not not bad
Okay
Oh, wow.
You know, Wallachia, I'm not going to lie.
I think that these ballot passions are the best we've had in a long time.
In a long time, Jack.
In a long time.
All right.
Okay.
Jack, this is what we're going to be doing.
We're going to play a little bit of Valorant, 1v1s, okay?
All right, Jack.
We're going to play a little bit of 1v1s.
We're gonna play a little bit of 2v2's with viewers chat. We're gonna play 2v2's with viewers and
Then we're gonna do whoever beats me in a 1v1
the first person
The first person to beat me in a 1v1 I
Will buy you
The Valorant bundle
Well, I
Will lie
All right
Chai
Start warming up
Start warming up
Because if you beat it what you want, I won't buy you the new bundle
One one
ah
Muda I'm warm. Well, why don't you come over here and warm me up?
I think I'm gay
I
Skirmish B
1v1, Muda Watcher skincare routine, I will be gatekeeping that for the rest of my life.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
I'm just showing, La Roche Pussy Hydrating Sensitive Skin Cleanser comes in a blue bottle.
Comes in a blue bottle, it's around this size.
Hydrating the Roche Pussy Moisturizer
And that's all I use. Drink a lot of water.
Give me a shot.
Feels like just yesterday I was chopping kind of out the store.
Alright.
I wonder if that place is still standing.
So I can choose between a sheriff and a bandit.
Okay.
Fight!
Wait, there's abilities?
There you are, you shit.
Wow.
Wait, I only have one ability.
Wow.
Wow, I think I'm the best player in the world.
Oh
I thought you try harder
Are they sleep wow
Ora
What the fuck new stage
stage. Alright. Let's go second stage. We get to choose between a bulldog and a guardian.
Honestly, I would go guardian, but I think bulldog is just way meta here, you know?
Yeah. I think guardian is just the best, the bulldog is the best here.
Yeah, the bulldogs made better, Chad do y'all like the knife, yes or no?
Oh my god, 7-1!
And now it's Vandal or Phansom.
Mudo, when are you doing 1v1 for the bundle?
Ah, around 7 o'clock.
Wait, so does that mean I automatically one-shot?
If it's 8 to 3, then I already win?
Oh, it's up to 10, okay.
I am the best player in the world!
Holy voice crack.
Alright, 10 and 3.
Wow, wow, wow.
Now, how do I know my rank in this game?
How am I supposed to know like what my rank is chat?
Track your rank we're taking this one outside head over to our website and sync your account, okay?
Sign in and join the challenge. All right chat. Let me just join in real quick chat. Give me one moments
Chat do you guys think I can get radiance and this one be one yes or no
Do y'all think I could get the Radiance in this 1v1 mode? Yes or no?
Okay, Join Challenge.
Unable to join challenge, your account does not meet the requirements?
Hey twin, so there I was having a good day until I logged on and saw a fat ass eating
and chewing with you mouth wide open again. Open your mouth like that again I'm gonna
fuck it. It's all good though my zesty king. Can I get a big fat juicy kiss twi-
Shut up!
Alright, so how do I see what my rank is, chat?
Oh my god.
And we got fucked up.
life as a streamer it's impossible not to get leaked I'm just gonna get leaked
forever oh there you go nice uh I already got an email okay and can someone
tell me why someone signed me up to X videos like what are y'all doing with
my emails bro what are you about what is wrong with y'all bro
Match found
All right one more one of you one chat
One more one V1
One more one V1
And we're gonna do to be to eat with viewers
All right
Jack, should we play ranked today? Should we play one game of ranked today?
For the new season for the new season chat
Bo-chan, I want to get my skins, bro. I want to get my CS
This is great. They don't stand a chance
Yeah, bro
All right, let's use the bandit this time.
All right, do they have voice mode in this game, by the way?
Oh, I'm literally the greatest player in the world.
Wow, it's just, it's either I missed or it's a headshot.
There's no in between bro
Y'all these guys are
Come on, bro, we got a y'all gotta get better, bro
Like oh my god, what is wrong with these guys, you know these guys are horrible, bro. What the fuck, bro?
Like what he's gonna boss
Wow
So I'm not gonna lie bro ever since I hopped on an OLED monitor. I think I started playing better
Like well on what long you know a lot. I think ever since I hopped out when I hopped on a OLED monitor
I just started playing better
I'm moota the chosen one rank one
I am literally- you know how crazy it is when they ask you what rank are you and you get
to tell them I'm number one in the world?
Pretty much orange I have chat.
I shoot the phantom like it's a vandal bro
Muda we all know you went traded
I did not went trade bro
I never went traded bro
yo can you guys stop sending me okay someone is trying to make an only fans
account for me yo get off of my email one tap
I made it really is just that simple, bro. It really is that simple, man. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Do one more for your rank. Chat, should we do one more to get my rank? Should we do one
more chat to get my rank? All right, everyone's are pretty fast, but you're just 10-0 people.
How does it feel to know that your streamer is the best video gamer in the entire world?
Thanks for joining X-Hamster, Dear Muda the Gooner.
Congratulations! You are now signed up for X-Hamster!
Yo, can y'all stop fucking signing up? Bro, Pornhub Password Reset!
What are y'all signing me up to, bro? Stop sending me to Pornhub Accounts!
Fuck
God, oh
All right, bro. Let's go man. I want to hit someone one of you. One of you, bro. Let's go. Let's win, bro
Wow, bro, really just is just that easy, huh?
Chat, how does it feel to know that your valor that your streamer is the best Valorant player in the world?
Mad that's still player in the world best rock league player in the world and the sexiest man alive in the world chat
how does it feel? Best cheater at video games. Muda, how do we know you're not cheating?
Not a single truth was said all lies.
Flubba-dubba-buzz-al-rat.
Is that an air purifier? Yeah.
Anyone hungry?
No, actually it's my second PC.
Fight!
Oh man, oh man, man, man.
I think just the best character in the game chat they didn't remove neon bro y'all agree
We all have re-chat.
You know I'm not gonna lie I think Goldog is a way better weapon in this
and let's test the theory.
Bar!
What is this, bro?
Let's get that shit good.
I got a lock in.
Ohhhh.
Wow, I really like this one.
Is this fire? It's the best knife in the game, bro.
Aw, thought you'd try harder.
Keep up.
Let's go.
Oh, I lift child
Why do you have jizz on your face?
It's a pimple patch, bro. One tap.
There you are.
Oh my god. Gigi. Gigi. Gigi. Gigi dude. Gigi. Gigi.
I feel like sometimes y'all forget that I literally am the best Valorant player in the entire world, bro.
talk to me nice or don't talk to me at all now do a wing skirmish how do I see
my rank how do I see my rank let's see my right child see my rank I am
how do I see my rank how do I see my rank chat how do I see my rank
probably radiant bro, John I'm not gonna lie, I'm probably fucking radiant dude, I'm
honestly probably radiant bro, how do I see my rank, I don't see my rank anywhere chat
Where's my rank?
Your score will update. You need to wait 30 minutes.
Muda, it's right here.
Bah, who made an only fans account with me, bro?
Who made an only fans account about me?
All right chat I'm gonna open up the custom game mode the first person to join becomes
My teammate bro the first person to join can be my duo in the 2v2s chat
Do you guys want to be my duo yes or no?
Why are you guys saying no
Why are y'all saying no, bro, huh? Why y'all saying no? It's just not funny, bro. That's just not funny, bro
Why are y'all saying no?
All right now chat
Three two one
PDG eight seven nine PDG eight seven nine PDG eight seven nine
Yeah, hello?
Barat.
How did you make it in?
Never.
How did you make it in?
I typed the code.
How did you type it that fast?
I'm just fast, bro.
Aren't you EU? You're on a level one account!
No.
What the fuck?
How are you on my servers right now?
Let's just play! Go on!
Guys, I would be really...
I have my method!
Match found!
Yo, why are people making emails about me on fucking cheating websites?
Fuck, I only have...
Dear Muda the Cheater!
Thank you for registering your account at unknown cheats
Super cheats dear Muda the cheater. Thank you for registering at super cheats.com
Dear Muda the gooner welcome to xx brits.com
Viewbotter.com
Dear Muda the viewbot
Thank you for registering on viewbotter.com.
Can y'all stop making emails about me?
Fuck!
So what do I get for you, Ed?
You get my cock, Darks.
What?
No charges left.
Disgusting.
I'm blind.
Yeah.
No charges left.
Why am I 2v1'ing right now, Ducks? Lock in!
You gonna die Alcumrod with the five gifted I love you so much God bless you
My ass
I think if I didn't get
Hi, bro, am I gonna to be one of the dire game? Do you see my day? Oh my god
bunch of guys mid do you see my bing mood up do you see my bing mood up oh
really do you see my bing nice you just okay you're trolling like you're
just trolling for no reason why are you
plashing me what are you doing
all this big
headshot
I swear to God you are going to make me
lose my fucking mind
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind bro. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind, bro. Get off my dick!
Are you doing anything or are you doing anything let's go
Oh my god bro this guy is rage baiting bro
140 you fucking rage bear
here. You're fucking lying.
Keep up. Stop trolling. I got you. I got you.
Flash in. Barret. Sorry bro.
Come on. Where do you pull that? Stay safe.
Listen, listen, listen. Come here, come here, come here, come here.
I flashed right side, okay? You're so bad, you're so bad.
this is a 3v1 this is a legitimately a 3v1 that I am winning a 3v1 right now
A LOK!
Fucking bitch, I sped up
They literally just can't fucking teach the SHIT!
Lucky ass kills.
Lucky ass kills.
Lucky ass kills.
Lucky ass kills.
Lucky ass kills.
Dogs.
Get the fuck out of my lobby.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Okay, no. Okay, do one more lobby. Let's see what's gonna join.
Chat. Are you ready?
For the new party code?
Are y'all ready for the new
Hantai Haven XX?
Okay.
So I just got signed up to four different, or not four is an understatement,
a 10 different port of sight.
Literally just got invited to 10 different portal accounts. All right three two one
ERZ 642 ERZ 642 ERZ 642
Hello
How are you joining?
Well, he's faster get off of my IRL toolkit
Get the fuck off my IRL toolkit. What's bad?
How are you getting in this fast?
T and E nine zero five
T and E nine zero five
TNE905
Yo, yo, hello?
Hello?
Yo, bro, it's good.
Famous, bro.
Come on, bro, cue it up.
Yo, can someone, that's not my moderator,
join the game. Can someone that isn't my moderator join the game please. JQR780.
Thank you. Hello. Hello. Yo, yo. Hello. Yes, bro. Finally, bro. Was good. Was good,
bro. Was good. Are you ready to play skirmish 2v2? Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go.
Let's go, bro, let's go.
So tell us, bro, tell us about your day, bro.
Tell us about your day.
My day's been pretty good.
I woke up at 2 a.m. approximately.
2 a.m.
And I made some mac and cheese.
It's pretty much it.
Why did you wake up at 2 a.m.?
Don't worry about it.
So I'm not gonna lie.
I thought Serenity was a girl.
I thought I'm gonna be honest.
I got excited for a second.
I thought Serenity with this little like thing down here
was a girl.
I got excited for a second.
I got excited for a second.
I thought I was gonna talk to some huzz.
Uh, uh, uh.
I thought I was gonna talk to some huzz for a second, bro.
Chat, what horror game do we do today?
I have a couple in mind, low key chat.
Look at this Steam library that I'm about to buy
on Steam.
Also, bro, my God, I was supposed to get
my CS Ghost skins today,
but my trader went offline.
So I guess we gotta push CS till tomorrow or something.
Chat?
By the way,
these are the guy's inventories
of what he will be trading me.
So he basically-
So Muda, when are you gonna do VRChat with Bunny again?
All right.
Honestly, whenever me and Jinxie are ready to go on a dual day again, to be honest.
Mmm, alright.
You know?
Because I'm still recovering from the ESEX we had, you know?
We had to go.
Did you really have ESEX though?
No.
Or are you just warping?
I'm just warping.
Yeah, has anyone here had e-sex before?
Has anyone here had e-sex before?
I'm going to be honest, I've never had e-sex, how does it feel to have e-sex?
Does it feel good?
Alright bro, we gotta win Serenity, we gotta win bro, we gotta win, alright Serenity,
we gotta win.
Alright, yeah, I haven't played this game in like three months though.
What?
It's all good, it's all good, I'mma go.
There you go.
Ahhhh, another day, another dollar.
dollars
another day in the dollar
and
and the objective I'm gay
get our homes keep them out
we know, we're not dogs
I
Mean I know you haven't touched a game in a couple of months
All right
No, why buddy? Oh, I'm literally dead. It's impossible to body block bro. I hope this one's exciting
go long
that's good aim
one down
go long
we crushed them
let go
what?
stop saying sauce
I
neutralized
So we're gonna be nice oh my god nice turn it's nice. What do you mean another carry bro? It's seven four right now, bro
I'm not juvenes and I'm not a wind trader. I'm Lebanese
No, bro, what are you saying, bro?
I've been hanging around with Jixie too much bro, it's bad, it's rubbing off on me bro,
he's rubbing off on me.
He's jerking off on me bro, Jixie is jerking, I don't know, he's jerking off on me or
something bro, like I don't know.
He's rubbing off on me.
Tanda, let's go.
Enemy killed.
How much for you to drop bro so I can play it?
It's just a deal of money.
I am literally the best streamer that plays battle.
The best win trader?
Another win trader!
Wow.
Inspirational.
Get off me!
Nice Serenity, oh my god.
Nah, you're actually- why would I be hacking bro?
Why would I be hacking?
How much for you to drop, bro, so I can play?
I'm not cheating, bro.
I'm not cheating, bro.
I'm not cheating!
I'll chat one more 2v2.
WW.
Chat one more 2v2, maybe?
Perhaps?
Should we have a girl added on my fence list?
I want it to...
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How are you?
How have you been recently?
Why are you talking like that?
This is my normal voice. What do you mean?
Oh really?
Yeah. Why would you think I'm faking my voice? This is how I normally talk.
Um...
It's just been so long since we talked. I just like forgot what you sounded like.
Okay fine, you got me. Uh, how are you?
Good. I'm in a comp game right now. It's kind of amusing but...
You know, you wouldn't be losing if you were playing with me.
Too bad you don't play with me, am I right?
All right.
I mean, I don't think I can, you're, I mean, we can't, can, can ascendence cure with immortal
threes?
You're not even immortal three, I know.
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, should we set?
I didn't like fully reset, it's just one, but aren't you like immortal one?
I was immortal I was immortal three yesterday. Oh, yeah, you guys were like five seconds. Yeah, I'm like, you know carrying my
You know I'm saying just carrying my
Are you laughing like that
Would you perhaps want to go on a 2v2 skirmish date with me after your game is done, maybe
Sure
It might be a minute though.
Oh, you're in a game?
Yeah.
Okay, alright, let me see if I'm still around.
If I'm still around, I'm down to play.
Oh, okay.
Can I find another girl to play with?
No.
Why would you do that?
You're the only girl in my heart.
Why are you lying?
What do you mean?
You're the only girl I talk to or have talked to.
Like I don't know why everyone, everyone like thinks I'm like some type of player, like I'm
not a player.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
I'm like a loving, I'm a certified lover boy.
Certified lover boy for like multiple girls.
All right.
I mean, I'm not, I'm not like judging you like I respect the game.
All right.
No, I don't, well, okay, I don't, I don't know, this is making me, I'm getting, are you going to play after?
Uh, yeah, sure. Wait, isn't it like Rank now, like Rank Skirmish?
Yeah, yeah, we're going to play that. Oh, is that sort of playing?
Like one game, like one game, three down, one game.
All right, I'm talking about good luck
Okay, Chumma XP is low bro my XP is low. What do you guys want me to do bro?
My XP bar is low chat my XP bar is low bro
What do you guys want me to do bro? My XP bar is low like what do y'all want me to do bro my XP bar is low
It's just what it is bro. It's just what it is. So let's invite Peter bot, bro
Peter's not joining.
I don't know, man.
No, I invited him.
I invited him.
I invited him.
I already invited him.
Should we play one ranked game with the new bundle chat?
Yay, nay, or gay?
Should we play one comp game with the new bundle?
Yay, nay, or gay?
gay gay gay gay gay
Check your rank on skirmish. I think it takes time chat. I
Think it takes time. Let me see. I don't know it. I think it takes time
Yeah, like I don't really see as a scorn will update within 0.5 hours
So uh
Yeah
One more skirmish Muda Josh we do one more 2v2 skirmish or one more 1v1 skirmish
I don't know. I'm kind of bored of skirmishes, bro. I kind of like killed everyone beat everyone, bro
Hey Siri FaceTime Melvin
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin
I want to play chat type one if you're horny
That's it. What if you're horny
Yo, do you want to make a YouTube video on the 1v1 skirmishes and the 2v2 skirmishes?
Sure.
So how much do I need to play?
I play 3 1v1s and 2 2v2s.
Play one more.
Play one more.
You fucking ugly fuck, fuck you bitch.
Chat, what do we want our 2v2?
Let's do...
I want to do 2v2 with a girl.
I want to do 2v2 with a girl, bro.
Like, I want to do 2v2 with a girl.
Let's see, bro.
Who can I message or call right now to get on Valorant?
Chat, should we join?
Chat, what's the Valorant looking for Group Discord?
Chat, what's the Valorant looking for Group Discord?
Valorant, I love G. Yes, this is the one right here.
North America PC okay all right and now we're in sleepover and they have their cams on
I have a confession to make I haven't had human interaction in a week and I'm
starting to go crazy please open your front door you're looking really good to
me I want to touch your nose
are there any girls in any of these like like come on bro are there any girls
Savannah
Oh
Oh my god, hello?
Alright, that doesn't work, let me try to join a different one, hopefully nothing like
that will happen again.
Um...
Mooda.
Mooda.
Hang on!
Yeah!
Mooda!
Get in the channel!
Which channel?
Which channel?
All right, uh, yeah, like, chaos, is that the real Muda?
Hello?
Yeah, of course it is, bro.
How are y'all?
Oh, no.
Good night.
Okay
Cats and crispy
Yo, yo, do you see these two girls deaf and Arab?
ladies in this call?
Snicker!
NOOOO!
Come on, bro.
Alright, that's enough of that segment.
Oh, that segment is scrapped.
Wait, Maya.
Okay, chat, please.
Chat, please. Wallahi, please.
Listen.
Chat, please.
Do not join this one, please.
Let me shoot my shot to Maya, okay?
Jack, do not join this call.
Jack, stop joining the call!
Let me raise up Maya.
Let me raise up Maya.
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, my God.
Okay, I'm on my way out.
Go, let's go.
Go, please.
Nicker.
No! Okay, I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done.
Wallahi, I'm done. That's it. That's it.
I'm done. I'm done.
Alright, I'm done.
Twitch, I'm so sorry.
I thought I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm done. Um, I'm done. No more. I'm done. Uh, yeah, like, and we all, I, I, I fucking hate y'all, bro. I, I generally hate you guys, bro. I don't know. I don't know.
Social NA plus 18. How do I type in this community chat?
How do I Princess?
So how do I click a button to post?
Looking for duo. It's time to 1v1 bro
Looking for duo
Create duo channel chat if you were a girl join my VC channel
Hello?
Wait, hello?
Hi.
Uh, how are you?
Good, how about you?
Um, I'm doing pretty good.
Now that you're here, what did you do today?
I just played ballerina.
Uh, I just played Valorant.
Okay, and uh, what's your rank in Valorant?
So far.
Do you perhaps want to play a game of, uh, Duos?
Yeah.
Alright, uh, here, I'm gonna go ahead and add you, and then send you my, uh, code.
Or you know what, no, just go into my, uh, open the chat.
Alright.
Uh-huh.
And I'm gonna send you the code now, okay?
Okay.
Can you see the code?
Can you see the code?
Hurry, someone's gonna join.
Hello?
Hello.
Just DM it to me.
Uh, okay.
I'm gonna DM it to you.
Let's see here, um, let's see here, um, add friend, alright, add it to you, I'll help
you.
Okay, um, 23.
Oh, okay, okay.
Alright, I'm gonna send you my code now, okay?
Okay.
Uh, the code is 8, alright here, let's see right here.
Wait, can you cough or sneeze please?
Why?
My chat is just saying that you're, you have a voice changer, which I don't believe.
I don't believe you have a voice changer, sorry if that disrespects you.
I don't have a voice changer?
Yeah, see I don't believe in that. I'm just saying I don't know why my chat just wants to cough
Can you go ahead and cough for us, please?
Why?
Um...
Just ready up!
What?
Do you perhaps have a facecam?
Um, no.
Put it on your mother's life that you don't have a facecam.
I swear on my mother's life.
You don't have a webcam?
Oh, are we going to play or what?
Um, sure, let's play.
Oh, are you down to do some TV tunes?
Yeah
All right, I'm gonna try one more time chat join duo channel
Hello
Hello
I'm going to play with me instead of put my stuff down.
I didn't expect anyone to join this call.
Oh, I was just lonely and I just needed help.
Really?
I'm trying to get a game called Valorant.
Come on.
You know I got you.
What rank are you?
What rank are you?
I'm only bronze.
I just started last week.
All right, I'm down.
Do you want to play?
Of course.
If you don't believe I'm a girl, you can just see my profile picture.
Yeah, I see.
No.
Check it out.
How old are you, by the way?
Oh, I just turned 19.
Okay.
Is that okay?
Yeah, I'm 21.
I don't really go for older, but...
You're f***ing...
Wait...
Hello, Maya?
What the f***, Maya?
Yeah.
Maya, how are you?
I'm good, but yeah.
What the f***, are you a dude?
mhm no. no, oh my god.
yo. y'all already guys are in this fucking call!
I'm gonna join jenny.
hello, jenny. how are you? hello?
hello?
how are you?
I'm cute, but I'm cute.
I'm doing good, I'm doing good.
um. do you want to play some ballat? what rick are you?
I'm like iron, you know what I'm?
You're iron, really?
Yeah.
And how long, how long you been playing this game for?
I'm genuinely bad at this game.
Wait, you sound like, you sound like you're from like Korea or like Asia or something.
Who do I sound like?
Where are the girls?
What is every girl a guy?
Can I get a girl?
What is happening?
Holy fuck, Mel.
Bro.
Okay.
Daisy.
This has to be a girl.
This literally has to be a girl.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello Daisy? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? She's a mic chat.
Sophia. And she has a fucking... Wait.
Hello?
Nigger Nigger Nigger
I guess we got to wait on my girl to play.
We got to wait on a- I'm not- I'm not- I'm never using this Discord ever again.
Okay, maybe this is the last one.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Hi.
Hello.
Mora?
Hi, how are you?
I'm fine.
Where are you from?
I'm from Germany.
You're from Germany?
Yeah.
You know, I recently went to Berlin, right?
Bero, if you get primed, I'm gonna be pissed.
Stop joining.
Wait, you know, how do you know about Rake 1?
I know you. I love you.
Really?
Yeah.
How old are you?
Yeah.
How old are you?
Eight, nineteen.
Why did that start with eight?
Huh?
Accent.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That was not it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I heard eight.
I heard eight.
It's my accent.
Where do you live in Germany, but what what what what city?
Hey, you know stud cat
stud cat
No, no, shut up cat. Shut up cats. No, I don't
Yeah, it's a big city. Really? Yeah, it is
You want to play yeah, I'm gonna play I say less
What's your friend code?
My friend code in Valorant.
Yes.
Or should I invite you or do you want me to add you on Discord?
If you want.
I don't care.
Is that you and your profile picture?
Yeah.
You look good, Elsie.
Thanks.
Why is there pronouns king slash goat?
Because I'm the goat.
King?
Yeah.
Games I like, Hantai Uni, Hantai Uni 3, Hantai shop simulator, getting inside Hantai story.
Hey, it was my sister.
Elsie?
What do you wanna see?
Do you have a webcam maybe?
No, I'm poor.
I'll see, I don't know, I'll see, I'm scared, I'll see.
Nah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Something about that is just sauce, bro.
Something about that is just...
I don't know, bro. Something about that is...
Hello, Sofia?
Yeah.
I'm scared.
Bro, I'm scared.
Live?
Hello?
Wait, hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How are you?
I'm good, how's my year?
I'm doing pretty good, I'm doing pretty good.
Why are you in this dress, sir? Are you looking for a duo?
Sure, yeah.
I like your accent, what's your, where are you from?
I'm from the UK.
Really?
Yeah.
You know, I've been close to the UK, I've been to Germany.
That counts.
Oh, I've been to Germany too.
Wait, where in Germany, where'd you go?
Berlin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, me too.
Wait, really?
I swear to God, yeah, when I went to get my,
like, I don't know, I'm a streamer,
I don't know if you know if I'm a streamer or not,
But anyway, I went to Berlin and got rank one in Berlin in a penthouse.
Wait, didn't you like win trade?
All right.
Sorry, I'm back.
My PC froze.
I don't know what happened.
Um, yeah.
No, I did not win trade out, but that was just propaganda.
I'm going to be honest.
Do you maybe want to play maybe like a 2v2?
Um, sure, but I'll be on EU ping.
I mean, that's fine, you know? I can carry you.
Okay, I'm down.
Do you have an account?
Uh, yeah, I do.
Talk about it.
Wait, so how old are you?
I'm 19.
Okay, okay, that's cool, that's cool.
Wait, what's your sign?
I'm a tourist wait me to wait actually I was born May 13 oh
Wait, okay
Where were you? Where were you boy? You born in April or May April 22nd?
That was a week ago. Wait, so is this literally it was literally a week ago
Yeah
Yeah, how does it feel to be 19?
I mean it feels normal I guess
Why are people saying to tell you to stop cheating on Siege?
See, I don't know why they have this like weird thing where they think I'm like cheating
in video games because I'm like so good.
So you know, it's it's weird to think like I don't know if I should take it as a compliment
or like the wrong way you know
So, uh, ask about the Pringle Ken story.
Um, is, uh, pardon me?
I just read something that said, ask about the Pringle Ken story.
What's that?
Basically
So basically
I'm listening
He know it's fine. It's okay
Basically I was just eating Pringles cans and
My hand got stuck in my hand. No, I was eating the Pringles and a Pringle can and my hand got stuck in the Pringle can
I have to go to the ER
Because I was like a big kid back in the day
Muda, she is 16 brah
How do you know she's 16 how do you know she's 16
How do you guys know just range beat read her bio
What about her bio?
Did I just
Instagram bio say wallah you should 16 i'm gonna end up on twitter
Is she actually 16? How do you know she's 16, bro?
You're welcome, bro. I saved you.
How do you know she's 16?
She's my sister. She's 16.
Alright. Yo, how do you guys know she's 16?
I'm 19. She's literally in my chat right now!
You guys just made me fumble, bro!
Ahhhh...
When a good thing goes bad, it's not the end of the world
It's just the end of the world that you have with one girl
And she's the reason it happened, but she's overreacting
And it's all because she don't want things to change
So cry if you need to, but I can't stay to watch you
I saw the chat and I donated for your safety, so don't be mad at tweak
I've been waiting so long for you, holy shit, you ready?
All right.
I didn't mean to keep you waiting.
Yeah, I'm ready.
All right.
All right.
Alright. So, how do you say I missed you?
Oh, did you?
Of course I missed you.
I've been good, how about you?
I've been good, I've been good. I've been streaming a long time. I've been lonely. I've been locked in recently.
I barely go outside the house anymore.
That's not good.
I know.
Go outside more. I know I know I know I know
What about you the house school?
It's chill. I just took an exam today. I might have another one tomorrow
What is your last exams next Wednesday
Give me one second actually hey Siri FaceTime jest okay
Starting a FaceTime call to Jess.
And just like that he's right back on the saddle.
My goat.
Match found!
Why is she answering bro? 7pm on a fucking random Tuesday bro, she's gotta answer right?
Why she not answering?
What could Jess be doing right now on it?
Wow, you look so beautiful
You just looking in for a quick TTS my big bro. Hope you're doing great mood
Fuck you. Fuck you. Nobody likes your chop
They're all they're doing good, you know life's good life's good, you know, I see how this hat on did you just come back from a walk?
No, I'm gardening. I'm putting together a new garden. I'm not kidding. There's so many, look!
Awww.
I'm holding another one. There's so many.
Wow, so you're like, um, you're like for the trees now and stuff. You're like all natural.
Is that an aurora?
Yeah.
Did you buy one after talking to me?
Well, I was already looking for one. And then you told me to get the aurora and so I was like, okay.
you know you know you know you know you know you know it's my birthday I'm
like two weeks right
it's Wednesday bro not Tuesday you go for me maybe maybe I can come and visit
you for my birthday
Yeah, or maybe you come here
All right, well it was worth a shot. I gotta go I'm live though take care of yourself
I'm gonna be lonely on my birthday, bro
I saw that. What the fuck? Did you get better so the last time you played it? Oh my god!
You're ass, bro.
Fuck.
How is she doing it?
Bro, you got eight.
Really good.
What happened?
Have you been playing more recently?
Yeah, lucky.
I'm also just like on Adderall right now.
Bruh.
Bruh.
I'm a crowd-mater, aren't I?
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out!
Oh, my...
Moonly is always available to play Valor, anything with you and your son.
130 what the fuck 130 what the
30 don't you have a TTS of any ugly fucking cup
I hope I haven't forgotten about that juicy delicious sexy big ass and I will
be fucking you as Eddie tonight have a great day mooder
Hello Japanese knows the fun Jewish blood from Ohio
What you night
How school is so good is it hard are you still doing good?
They still doing good in your classes being good really
No, I'm lying. I actually just like look you feel like in today bar
Actually, oh my god
Yeah, what is he so gonna pass though? I think so, yeah
You're actually so good actually just so good, bro. Thank you, baby
Unavoidable.
Yo, can you do anything?
I'm sorry, I... I...
You sit back.
sit back let me handle this
come on you know me bro you know when I give you my word
it's not it's not I would never break a promise look let me do it again let me do it again
I'm selling chat on my life and selling oh my god oh my god you're so good bro
you're actually so good
okay I got your back bro
you're actually so good
I mean hey look bro we make
you're embarrassing
They make a good uh, they make a good, they make a good uh
Make a good team, babe
That is fumbled on my left. I just fumbled she's probably blocking me after this. I swear to God
She's probably gonna block me. She's blocking me on my left
Now we have like the synergy and shit
We're back in we're back in we're back in we're back in okay, okay for real I was just trying to make you laugh
Let me tell me to be one. Let me take one
Message sent!
Anything but me!
We crushed them!
Oh my god!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow!
Kira, do you think?
You know it's my birthday soon, right?
Is it?
Yeah, it's my birthday in two weeks.
Wait, how old are you turning?
22.
Holy uncle.
What?
I'm still young.
What do you mean?
Sorry, I'm just kidding.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, you're 19 or 20.
Wait, what?
Wait, you're 19 or 20.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
19. You know Florida isn't that far from Windsor you know. Oh it's not? No it's only like a two
three hour flight. Oh wow that's crazy. You know what if I were to fly you up for my birthday?
So, I'm like the birthday gift?
Yeah, like I want you to be my birthday gift.
I mean, I'm not saying no.
Okay, just give me a moment please. Just give me a moment.
I
I believe every lie that I ever told, pain wherever hard that I ever stole, I played my cards and I didn't fold, well it ain't that hard.
Kira, I'm pretty sure I have you added on my discord, I believe. 99% sure. Do you think maybe we can continue this conversation off stream?
Um, I believe so.
Kara, I want you to have an amazing rest of your day.
I will be in contact with you later tonight.
Okay, sounds good.
I want you to have an amazing and blessed day, okay, my love?
Aw, thank you.
I hope you have an amazing day too.
Take care.
I'll see you soon.
I'll talk to you soon.
I'll talk to you soon.
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
And that's all with the five gifted I love you so much God bless you God bless your soul and God bless everything about you
God bless you. I love you and and that's so if you ever want me to suck your cock. I will do so
Okay, now
Chats
Whoever beats me
In a 1v1, I will buy you the new Kuroo Nami $100 bundle.
whoever can beat me in a 1v1 gets the new KurooNami bundle.
Chats, what do you mean free bundle LOL?
Free bundle LOL?
What do you mean free bundle LOL?
Who do you think you are?
bundle LOL. What do you mean free bundle? Do you know who you're talking to? Do you
know I am the only human being in the entire world that is rank one and two
different continents? You do know that right? And on top of that do you know
that I'm planning on going to go to China soon and getting rank one in China as well.
You know that right?
Let me get my shot.
How does check Asian Jeff's viewers?
The thing is bro, I, Asian Jeff, I'm not going to lie bro, he low-fived.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, thank you guys really get this. Oh, bro. Oh my god. We made it bro, bro
We have three subs this stream and 130,000 viewers. This is a phenomenal chat
Yo
It's the same three people spending W in this chat
It's the same three people typing W in his chat. How does this guy have 135,000 viewers? What is this?
All right chat are we doing chat are we doing one be wanting for the bundle today or tomorrow
chat what do you want chat what do y'all want chat what do y'all want
today or tomorrow chat 1v1 ex you see meow do it to now do it now mods run up
just place each man I'm bored of watching Valorant chat please arty I can't I'm
literally banned mr. Ninten Yahoo Ninten Yahoo I'm banned Ninten Yahoo I can't
and it's in y'all's white bed.
What's up everyone?
My name is upper.
See, if you guys are reading the title of this video,
you'll see that I'm not making things.
For you guys time to understand why I do clubs
and the fourth warning,
there are some dark moments in this, nothing too bad,
but just do more, all right?
So to start things off,
One thing that inspired me, well it was bad at first, and that's the 5th gift that I love you so much, God bless you.
She broke my leg and I was in hospital and she still verbally assaulted me.
And I've been traumatized ever since, I still am.
And when I saw streamers getting hate, I realized, well, I remembered what my sister did.
And I thought, I don't want streamers to get hate when they don't even deserve it.
And that's why I started doing collabs.
I mean when I first talked speed, which was my first cloud, I was like, holy shit, I don't know if I can fucking do this, bro
but
People help me to each server. They gave me hope to do it
When I did it, I was like, this felt good
this
Was this was something I can enjoy and help out people
That's what I've been doing for years now. I've been doing more and more collabs
Unfortunately, people think I'm a dickbird and a whore and a bullshit.
But clearly, you guys understand, I'm not doing this just for the fun of it.
I'm doing this because I've had a dark past and I just want to help others to make sure
that they don't do something because of their hateful community.
And I respect those opinions, but I don't agree with the HAKER ones.
But I respect you, GLAAB.
Help me along the way.
And so all streamers who are watching this video, if you're up for a Discord VC Club,
my user is ghostRIDR5522, all over the case, no spaces on Discord.
Yeah, so that's some
Bile is playing to leaps about me. I'm good to everyone
Chat can we get into a call with epic?
Chat can we get into a call with epic? Yo, dogs, please. I want you to set up a call with me and epic right now
I'm not gonna lie, I shit him a friend to close and he rejected me.
Yeah, he doesn't like...
Boom.
He doesn't have anyone to help with those things to help.
Yeah.
I'm gonna call him right now one sec.
Yo, who did this, bro?
You only vote to binge streamers if you were truly trying to help, wouldn't you just hit
up small streamers?
You're a retarded dick writer who begs people to join your VC call.
Who is this bro like bro come on bro like what are we doing bro like bro what the fuck
what the fuck
All right chat whoever can beat me
And a 1v1
Chalokia, I want to do this tomorrow, bro. Is it bad that I want to do this tomorrow?
Is it bad that I want to do this tomorrow? I feel like we did way too much Valorant today.
Yeah, I feel like we did way too much Valorant today. How much Valorant did I do today chat?
How much Valorant did I do today? Valorant two one hours and 45 minutes.
geez that's already a lot bro all right whatever let's do let's do it all right
custom game swift play ice box no please do it today all right chat I am going
to leak my code now listen the first come first serve all right now listen I am
I'm going to be PayPaling you $100 for the bundle.
You don't technically have to use it for the bundle.
You could use it on Cornhub Premium.
You could use it for a hooker if you want to.
You could use it for groceries, for food.
You could use it for basically whatever you want.
But my intent is hopefully you bought about the bundle.
Now, list the chat.
Whoever beats me gets $100.
Three, two, one.
First come, first served.
Moonlight came in.
Who is it first? Who is first?
Who are you bro? Who are you?
Who joined first? It was snowman right? Cause he's at the top?
Snowman bro, why do you think it's a good idea to one of you won me when you're at 120 ping?
And I maug you. And everything. I maug you in looks.
you in looks, dick size, height, muscles, dominant skills, humor skills.
What makes you think you can 1v1 me?
Oh, you're fucking cheered, shut up.
Am I versing-
I'm not from this planet.
Am I f- am I- am I versing f-fucking alien?
I'm not an alien, what the fuck?
You long-headed bastard, run it.
What the fuck?
Mods, run up prediction, mods, run up prediction, I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go grab some water and I'm gonna go grab some snacks. I'll be right back
Mods, what a prediction who wins?
Mods, what a prediction who wins?
Alright
I'm sorry.
I will find you.
Chah, I'm gonna sleep so early today. I am sleeping so early today. I don't give a fuck.
Hey, what's going on YouTube?
How are you guys?
I hope you had an amazing day.
Thank you guys always for watching all my YouTube videos.
Today's YouTube video, we are going to be 1v1ing viewers until one of them eventually
beats me for the new Kuroo Nami Bundle.
Chat, sit back, enjoy today's video.
Make sure to smash the like button,
smash the subscribe button, smash me.
And comments one, two, three.
If you have a big,
now come out with a video.
The blowing drone.
My gosh, you're so nervous
Why are you so nervous bro relax
Fuzz like you're like what are you doing though?
Who are you talking to?
Standing ahead
Yeah, you're ass. Yeah, she's horrible
Do you even play this game anymore?
No.
I must kill my reflection.
It's the only way forward.
What?
Wallah, though.
Why do you sound like one of those e-boys that are made on Roblox?
Like you have such a masculine voice.
How do I get a masculine voice like you?
deep breath
need to lower those testosterone levels
bar
revealing area
Take flight. Enemy tag!
I don't lose! Are you good?
But what is your rank iron one?
I'm a funny thing. Hello.
They demand a fight.
Who are the way to disobey?
I want my rematch.
Don't be scared.
You are me since you got banned on R6 and can't 1v1 anymore.
Tweet bro, you're not gonna win against me in any game we play, bro
Bro, I feel bad snowman like should I use a sheriff only I get to classic only I'll use classic only, okay
Dealing area
I
Brought a bra snowman
Wait, what is this poor animation? Oh my god, I
Don't know what anything was this
of
the
death
Ending ahead. There they are.
Bro.
Chat, this guy is fucking horrible.
Grown man, you're getting it right.
Bro, snowman, are you lagging?
Yes, bro.
Like, I knew you weren't like the best player, but like,
What the fuck am I watching you play what rank are you in then UK?
There's give me no more ping and I'll fuck you
What rank are you, what are you?
It's okay to admit it
I was immortal 3 when I played but I let you come play on the 3
There is no way you were immortal fucking 3
Some of the chat said yeah and I'm radiant
You kind of sound like Phoenix
Oh my god.
No more, Tor-
So then, get the fuck out of my lobby and never rage bait me about being a part-timer ever again.
You understand me?
Hello?
He logged out.
Uh, he logged out, bro.
Alright, let's play chat. We're gonna be here for a while, bro
I genuinely don't think anyone is gonna beat me chat. I don't think anyone's gonna be me DXF 214
Lerper joint wait was that your what?
Come on, bro. I joined first cup bro. You are my moderator
No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay, bro. Just queue up. Why is my mod a truck to even if I win
I won't take money away from you, bro. Trust me. I won't take money away from you, bro. Just come on
Yo, like don't be a pussy, bro. Come on man
Oh, like your whole like bro, I stopped hovering over the kick button. Oh, yeah start the match start the match
Hello
I
Start them as like why are you being so scared? It's like the fucking match. Holy shit. I mean I just
Go don't get it. I don't get it. What's the point of one of you? One of you bro. You're you're my mod, bro
So what bro, I'm gonna shit on you like your ass
How are you guys so fast like how do you guys keep getting into my game I don't get it
I just have fast fingers, bro. Don't worry about it.
You know, you literally get shit on in roadblocks, auto clicker, every time.
Yo.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Why is there plastic in my drink?
The cold air feels rather cold.
Why is there plastic in my, in my, uh...
Like, look!
I'm not drinking that bro yeah low-key bro I think you're dying from that plastic
I'm not drinking that bro I'm not drinking that bro I'm good bro
I'm not drinking that
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I'm not gonna be able to get these things.
Sigh...
Famous, who do you think you're talking to?
Yo, you're horrible, shut the fuck up.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Selman and my chad just said you just found your rank in that Fairlight bottle.
the chat cuz like this is for chat bro like you're ass imagine I go
reading you guys that's just insane
oh I see what you did there low ends a one around and gets comfortable a second
We roll against one around and get comfortable.
OK, about it.
OK, about it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, bro, that smelled install.
Like, I just, I don't know.
Like, how do you talk shit after getting one round?
What if you're at home?
Yeah, we're at home.
I heard that rope by the way, so you know.
Standing ahead.
Take flight.
bro where is this guy what you know you are literally plastic three what is your
in the half yo oh my god what is this guy's right oh my god bro you watch me
play this game every day for eight hours a day back in my prime and you're
still this shit really well I don't play this game like I just only watch
you play this game I mean bro like I'm gonna show on you
I mean bro like out of chunks you're not
switching sides you're right I don't know what to say you're fun bro you're
months no I'm not ass bro I'm literally go three do you still play this game do
you still play this game no no I say wallah you haven't played this game
I swear to God, if you get on Fortnite though, on my life I'll shit on you.
You know I have $10,000 in Fortnite earnings, right?
Yeah, yup.
You know who you're talking to, right?
You're talking to the guy who literally was better than Klicks at one minute.
And I'm Bill Gates, I'm Jeffrey Epstein, I'm...
What?
Stop!
Stop!
Stop right there.
stock in you know the fucking US history
standing ahead
the flying drone
enemy mark
uh
flabba-dabba-bazalra
you are the luckiest human being I've ever seen
that's not the luckiest human being I've ever seen
that is so la, how do you hit that?
because I just have good aim you know
I'm not a cheater like lurkin
or you know like robbie246
46 robbery 5 5 3
Let's see is there more chaos cheats unknown cheats
Let me press some more
They're fine sheets, you know a lot of more
I mean, you know what I realized, bro? You're just a pistol demon. You only got a shield.
You only got a shield with pistols. That's the end of the year. You are fucking horrible
if it doesn't come to pistols. It's just sad. It's just sad, bro. How old are you?
How old are you? 19, 19, 19? How are you 19 years old in your video gaming prime
and your fucking games here? 100% 19, yeah, yeah, yeah. Out of that. How old are
I'm 17 bro that even makes it worse. How is that work? Well? I don't play valorants 17 years old under this shit
Really, I don't play Valorant
I'm not a Valorant
I should have said even cuz you're fucking cheap all the time, but it's fine
I got to buy though, so I
forgot to buy man
cheater bro you know what bro you know what bro despite how shitty you are at
this game bro you know what you're at least good at lurking cheats lurking
cheats you know what you're at least good at well yeah well good boy yeah
all right chat um
What is this?
All right, wait, Epic's calling.
Hello?
Yo, what's up, dude?
What's going on, Epic?
How are you, brother?
I just got done doing a collab with Bruce.
Of course, he's here on me, nothing new.
Wait, you just did a collab with Bruce?
Yep.
Bro, you are like probably the next
biggest streamer, bro, on the come up.
Yo, but what's dude?
Um, if you didn't see my Twitter post bro, um, I made a post about my walk
leaking some of my files
Yeah, we reviewed that video bro
What
We reviewed it bro. We reviewed it on stream
Oh
All your thoughts on it. Well my chat was um
Um, my chat was supporting you, actually.
W. Wait, did you see part two or part one?
Uh, the one that was the two minute, three minute video.
Okay, wait, can I send you part one? You're original?
Uh, yeah. Well, we're going to go ahead and probably watch that tomorrow, though. I can't watch it right now. I'm very busy.
have a call with Oprah Winfrey in 30 minutes.
You're not throwing up.
All right, Bo.
All right, dude.
So look, I'm going to send the win to DMs.
This has 4.1 previews, just by the way.
All right, sounds good, bro.
Sounds good.
All right, it's time.
All right, man.
All right, have a good one.
Epic out.
All right.
Alright chat, are y'all ready?
Chat, are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready chat?
Three, two, one.
CWV 103.
Bro, this segment is never gonna end because you can't BB.
Fuck, I forgot to.
Nigger, nigger, nigger.
And that's the end of the video.
Alright, let's pick up the segment tomorrow.
Alright, what do we do now?
Do we do a little bit of CSGO and then chat?
So the thing is, I have my CS Ghost skins on the way, they're probably going to be here
tomorrow.
The trader that I'm currently talking to is Zappel.
Now I don't know if you guys know too much about him, but these are his inventories and
he said that I could basically have any skin to get lended.
So chat I'm not gonna lie bro, we are getting the best skins in the game basically.
So chat the skins I'm going to be borrowing or like for instance I'm going to be borrowing
Let me see. Where is it, bro? What the fuck? I think he got rid of it
Wait, where is it?
Bruh, I don't know where it is bro all right here
butterfly
Ruby now chat. I don't know why check does what does that track mean?
Alright, this is going to be one of the knives, Chat.
Well, he has literally like every inventory, but like every fucking like skin.
Also, Chat, guess what?
Wait, is this an Emerald?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He has an emerald chat apparently that's like super super rare that he's also gonna lend me bro
It's uh this one. Does anyone know a lot about skins? It's a
It's a M9 emerald factory new 0.0009
Yeah, bro
So this is gonna I'm also gonna have this one for a bit um
Um and I'm just gonna use it to get face at level 10, but bro the thing is I
Want to get him into a segment hopefully I'll like text them or something
um
That's the pill are you down to do a segment somewhere?
um
Yeah, bro, cuz that'd be fire, bro. It's gonna be that wait. What do you get that wait chat that float is 50k alone chat
Is that float 50k alone? Really?
Yeah chat low key. I think we've reached the amount of like hard Rs in 30 seconds. I'm not gonna lie
so I think we need to chub a fuck out and
Probably do the segment tomorrow if I'm being honest chat. I'm being honest probably do the segment tomorrow. Um
Because I'm scared if I open up my party now. He's just gonna keep like tracking you down, bro
I won't lie
chat oh also
Chat also I have a horror game lined up chat
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep chat. I have a horror game lined up
Oh, look at this chat. I can't mute his voice because I don't know who it is, bro
I don't know who it is. It's like literally a thousand and bro
Chat should we play coincidence coincidences tonight
Should we play coincidences tonight
Not a bad show
play chila's art game I do I have them so I have chila's art game the complete
pack 153 dollars of horror games bro I genuinely and they're all chat rated
positive but we are going to end off the stream with a horror game for the
rest of the month bro literally we have caught brought me so far brought me so
fire. Before we deploy a whore game, I low key, the thing is, should we play one game
of CS chat? Should we play one game of CS? Should we play one game of CS? Wait for the
skins please do so I can snipe you chat is a 3 ID bro is all is all Jixi
having a fun time on League of Legends that game is fucking ass bro I'm not
gonna lie I don't know how he's playing that game bro I don't know how he's
playing that game, bro.
Order saw bro
But when I tried bro, bro when I tried playing this game chat, I literally couldn't bro. I literally couldn't
Chat I wanted to do like a like a five six hour stream today max so I can wake up tomorrow and
and
Extreme early on my normal schedule 12 o'clock. So chat what what what are we at right now? What's our streaming hours at right now?
Yeah, chat today's the last late like late night stream as well
I'm at three hours. Hmm. Okay. Interesting. What do we do some rocket league? We chat rocket
league or CS go. And then we're going to end the night off with horror games. Chat. What
do we do? Rocket League CS or horror games? CS into horror. Alright, let's go. Steam
account bro I can't wait to get my CS skins bro yeah I can't wait to get my
CS skins I should can't bro I feel like when you play with I feel like when you
play CS chat with CS go skins you literally just play better bro I swear
you just play better bro you literally just play better and I don't know what
I don't know what it is you literally just play better bro like literally um
Let's see here CS2 update. Why is there an update for this game?
Why'd you randomly do night streams if you're just gonna go back?
Projects the thing is is I stayed up really late one day
To try it out with train and XQC and then I had a lot of fun
And then I started experiencing like this these really really bad headaches and I just simply couldn't go back, bro. I
I simply couldn't go back like headaches or I don't know I fucked me up, bro
Wait cash is back, but it's only for competitive
Wait one match left to get your skill level
No launch the fucking anti-cheat bro damn
Why are you guys saying sus
Or low key chat or we do a late stream bro and watch some cops lop for 30 minutes and
turn to XQC chat.
Shall we do that?
Chad, what are y'all opinions on the M8 competition versus the M3 competition?
What do y'all like more?
Yeah, Loki M3 is fire, bro. I love my M3, bro.
Chat, bro, I don't know what to do to my M3, though, bro. I'm gonna be honest. M3 comp...
Like I just don't know what to do with my M3 bro.
I have a CSL grill, I put a full titanium exhaust on it, but like I don't know what
to do to it now.
Like I don't know what else to do to the car.
I drew a body kit, fuck no.
Like this is literally my car. This is the exact color. I've driven great. This is literally the exact color of my car
The thing is I don't know
Like I don't know what to do with it, bro
It's a 112 and a half inches. It's overall I put on a CSL grill. That's for sure
I put a CSL grill on it
Get some wheels
These are my these are my wheels right here. I have the stock wheels to be honest
I like the stock feels though
Wheels and coil overs chat what wheels should I get?
We chat what are coil overs does anyone know what coil overs are I'm three comp bills
No, no child would not get a spot my car already has a spoiler bro
But it's not like a like a super high spoiler, but as a fully carbon spoiler that came with the car
oh adjustable suspension wait is it bad to like drive your car on stock heights
why do people get it lowered so much chat I don't get it well I see so many
people telling me to like
mod the car and tune it bro I don't I don't know how to go on a tune the car
but it's so fast already bro
Yeah, also I still have one on my car, yeah.
Wait, what? I shot a knife.
Do you cut bread with that shitty knife?
No, my knives are literally coming tomorrow, or...
I don't know, man, actually, I don't know exactly when.
Whenever the trader is ready, to be honest.
Whenever the trader is ready, to be honest.
Cut the onions buddy.
What?
Bo-chat you guys know I have to move out in one month from now bro and I don't have
a car or house yet.
We got a month, bro
What do you mean we gotta find a house chat, what do you guys mean we?
What do you guys mean we gotta find a house bro you guys aren't the ones getting kicked out
We know you joining phase 20 imagine
Oh
My god
No, I'm married. Well, I'm not even gonna lie. I forgot what you told me to buy, but I bought so much
It's bad. So I actually have a good cologne addiction, bro. I buy too much cologne, bro
Mudo tell Jinxie to get off League of Virgins.
Any strats?
You said what?
Any strats?
I just feel like you need to rush up or around.
Get replica of the fireplace. I have replica of Jazz Club.
I feel like fireplace is too much though.
I have jazz club though jazz club's fire
Yo, I need skins for this
What the fuck I'm not used to this fucking map. Oh my god
Oh my god, bro, I've never played this map, bro. This is bad
Anti-cheat update and then your bad sus. Oh, oh my god
Oh my God.
This game is so hard. This game is like...
This game is like infinitely harder than Valorant.
Like literally infinitely harder.
I have sight oh my god
I just caught a sperm what the fuck
He says wall hacking.
Nooo.
Oh my God!
Bro, what is this team?
No confidence in your body bro, what?
What level is everyone here bro, let me see some real quick chat, face it.
Who's on our team bro, face it level 10, level 10, level 9, level 9?
Like what?
someone's there but I don't hear anybody say that
just use your nose tinder
I'm not fighting this fucking one-eyed angle, bro, you fucking goblin
Oh my god, we can't even get out of our fucking spawn. Are you fucking serious?
We can't even get out of fucking spawn how how can we not get out of spawn?
I need to lower my cortisol
My cortisol increasing. I hate this map. Why is this map in the game, bro? Just use your nose to AI and dummy
What do you mean just use your nose?
Like what do you mean by that? Use your nose. What does that mean?
Bye.
Yeah, I'm famous, but I went to sleep very late. I didn't set it up.
Uh, guys, can we please go be through the lower side of the map through using the left garage peek, please?
Let's go as a team, let's go as a team, please.
Oh no, oh no, chill the fuck up.
Let's play though, let's play.
nice go big go big go big go big
You're finally using erno's good job. I'm literally just cheating like I'm literally cheating
Okay, wait actually no, I can't say that I can't say that's a joke anymore. I can't say that as a joke anymore
I can't say that as a joke. No, no, no, I can't say that's a joke anymore. I can't so no, no
I'm not cheating. I'm not cheating stop saying we know bro. Stop saying we know
I
Never mind I didn't go if I
Am I retorted
I don't know, this game is like, chat, I get on Valorant, bro chat, I get on Valorant
Bro what like ace ace ace 4k ace ace trains glazing the mood here the best player ever is
Able to do that. I hop on CS go I get humbled. I just get cocked up my ass for every time I play this game
I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I should don't know why bro
Cat we got it all wrong mooder was never cheating. His nose is so big he just smells
the mount with that fat nose.
What is even happening bro what is even fucking happening like what is even happening how am I dying how am I dying how am I
What is what has happened? What has happened? What the fuck?
Six of one oh my god
Yo Ronnie how the fuck are you one at seven?
I said, like, Muda, Stubbs, I was trolling, but I fucking went to see that, so what the fuck?
What are you doing on the CS?
We're back on Roblox.
What the fuck? What do you mean Roblox?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a real Minecraft player, bro.
You deserve to be on the other game.
What the fuck?
He was saying...
Get back over here, dude. Get back!
Oh my god.
Alright, fuck.
single single drop
he dropped he dropped
with my team with my team
Last win
Why are you all outside bro?
Bro, I mean that's a pretty good question bro. Can we start going inside instead of going outside if we're gonna go outside
Let's go outside as a team. No, no, no. I'm win trading over you
If we're gonna go if we're gonna go outside let's go outside as a team. All right, stop splitting up
Okay
You have bomb in your one and eight
I don't even have Calvin Klein under
if I get off right now can I get off am I allowed to get off
All right chat one and eight one and eight bro one and eight
I mean I'm just blind why are the blinds so strong this game bro
I don't know where I died from, I guess we got flanked, the score is now, runny is one
in ten on my team.
What rank is runny?
Runny is a level nine.
Runny is a level nine.
9 with 3,759 matches played.
Runny, can you tell me how you have 4,000 matches and you're 1 in 10 right now?
Runny, can you tell me how you have 4,000 matches on Faceit and you're 1 in 10?
1 in 10!
I've played a lot!
It's like smart, you piece of shit!
Let's go!
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? Okay?
I mean, why are you that fucking awesome?
I always suck.
Okay.
Okay, bro, like I fucking hate this game. I hate this map. I hate this map. I fucking hate this map, bro.
Oh, fuck this.
I see no.
Like, I don't know, this map is just so fucking ass, and they all just sit in corners and hide
at little pussies.
Like, little psssh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I've seen that shit for one week and I've seen it in my face for 14 months.
Big Zanny Boku out.
Just reload your gun!
Just reload your gun!
Move your legs around together.
Breath thin.
Breath out.
Breath thin.
Breath out.
If you like minors.
but I go ahead and just body please I'll give you my deco
I know exactly how to play this game, check the more I play this game the more I learn
right? Do you stream on Twitch? Do I stream on Twitch? Obviously. Obviously. Obviously.
Listen. Listen, bro. Listen. Listen, bro. Listen. Um...
I know how to play this game now chat. I know exactly how to play this game
I'm sorry, there's like three.
Yeah, we're getting like this is the worst map in the game.
Like how are you able to sit like this squeaky?
I'm not here so for you, Luna! I'm for you!
Thank you, bro. Thank you. Four kills. I'm happy. I'm proud, bro. I'm proud of you.
You look kinda cute today. Do you want to be my e-kick?
Okay, listen. I-I recognize your voice, but I was like, damn. I'm not on- I'm not with him on face it.
What the fuck? You're the only one with that fucking...
Are you Russian?
I had to grab... No, no, no. I'm French Canadian, but I hate French people. Like, actually, no cap, I'm like...
Are you freaking yourself, chef?
We're playing with the devalued steamer. You know the one that got two...
Bah-ra!
Bah-ra!
I
Roll this guy has a
I mean, yeah, I don't know how I mean, maybe you're just maybe maybe you're not an attack
I'm in here like more of a defensive player.
We have A on lot, bro. They have to go B. There's no fucking way in the world they're coming.
They have to go B. They're gonna go B. They have to go B.
I'll be down soon.
I'm in my two ramps.
Okay, yeah, they're on.
They're going back up.
Oh, now you dropped.
Legit?
One more tank.
One more tank.
One's ramping by now.
Thanks for on the
I think they're going to have them
I'm with you
That's on your
Okay, I'll name it
I'm spotting A
I'm gonna make a nice vent and after you, or you should go out next weekend.
You like that flash bro?
Come on bro, let's walk in, let's win bro.
We did it, we did it, we did it, come back bro, let's walk in, let's go!
Walk in bro, let's win, let's win!
Let's win bro, let's win, let's win, let's win.
Chat I was just kidding, my piss is not like a volcano, and it wasn't my manager, it was actually out of his famous, who I slept with.
By the way, check this out, I think we should report this YouTube channel for trying to copy you.
You're funny. He will never believe a fuck about you, Dinger.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
Benny.
I think they cancel cause like that they play their own single, okay one super.
We have someone on A right? Is anyone on A? Someone get on A please.
I think we did. No, I know you're under fire.
They're on A, they're on A, they're on A, they're on A.
Down be bomb
Did he isn't tunnels bros
Someone smoked a and then they think that they basically they think a brother think a they think a
They faked A, they faked A, they faked A, they faked A, they faked A, bro, they faked A.
What?
No.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll drop you on the other.
Yeah, I can.
Eh, I'll stay for a minute.
I need someone outside of here.
We'll keep going there and I can't fight all of them.
They're outside.
They're in crossfairs.
One around.
One more.
One.
One's mine.
Dinked Mini, Dinked Mini.
One smoke.
One Dinked Mini.
Like, I don't know, man.
Give me off this game, please, bro.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna tweak out. This game is just fucked.
No skins and a backband equals sus?
Motherfucker!
I'm 13 and 14!
I'm not cheating!
Oh
White zx1 with you prime. I love you so much. God bless
All right, let's go
one half outside
I don't remember
Yes bro, yes
Mooda knife combo? Thank you
I mean I don't have a knife combo
What are you talking about? Are you being sarcastic?
What's good, what's good, what's good?
Have it grew up?
Yeah
Oh my god, I just came to the prime bro. Hey, bro, Kate. I appreciate you that prime, but I appreciate you
Chat shall we hop on rock you leave after I
Mean I just don't understand this game, bro
I
Think I'm a little poorer game after this because that might punch my monitor bro
I'm gonna take a piss. I think that's honestly game as well. I think we just lost. Did we lose chat be honest?
We 100% lost like I'm gay if we didn't lose this game
No way see on God actually
one is way too creepy wait 2v3 2v3 2v3 please lock in nice no shies up 1v2
Wow, you got this one.
Yeah, you literally can't play this game unless you have skins, like, I don't know, bro.
I don't know what to tell y'all, bro.
You literally cannot play this game unless you have skins.
Just how it is.
Maybe a game of Rocket League?
I don't know, chat.
Shall we hop on Rocket League for a bit?
Rocket League or horror games, chat?
I think we just jump straight into a horror game to be honest because low key I'm not trying to sleep for too long today chat
I won't lie much. I should come on today. I want to read. I really really want to reset my schedule
Okay
I have an idea then let me continue to pay met my PayPal account. I agree purchase
Okay
Working working. I just spent a hundred and fifty three
dollars bro okay um where's the game
chillas
holy shit bro 19 games
We get to have 19 horror games, bro
Yo, this is gonna be so cinema, bro. Wait, I'm level nine
Last I'm level nine
Holy shit road to face it level 10 soon chat the road to level face it level 10 soon, bro. Oh
All right
Which one do we start? Let's start out. Let's go into order, bro. Let's go in order chat. Let's go in order
Now the thing is I bought this complete pack
And it had 20 chill...
...las...
Alright.
A.K.A.
...manto.
Let's set it off with the first one, bro. Install.
Chat, I'm gonna go take a piss because I think I drank way too much water today.
Uh, let me have my mods go through this.
Uh, Melvin?
Oh my gosh.
Melvin?
Yeah?
Uh, can you please entertain my stream for about 37 seconds?
I just need to go take a piss, bro.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Why not coincidences?
I'll prove because I just want to...
Maybe another day.
Maybe tomorrow.
Alright, maybe tomorrow.
Alright, I'm gonna ask.
We're back.
Please take care of them, bro.
Take care of them.
There's no AFK.
I'm not AFKing.
I don't fucking care.
I'm playing Season 0.
Okay.
Why are they spamming the bedtime mode, bro?
I'm not the fucking enemy, bro.
Fuck you, sleep me.
The ending guy is gooning right now
Yo guys, what are you all doing?
You're cute
Thank you
I guess you're cute
the fuck
We're allowed to do fucking speak me
You need to bounce me
What is this thing? What is this shit?
It doesn't fucking come. Where?
You have a low shit bro. Your free spring
you're a fucking bitch bro.
You'll bounce them, but just don't just go home.
I can't, I can't!
I
My god, bro
What do we want me on grinder?
Shut up.
Whoa.
No.
Oh my god, you're fucking ass bro.
i guess
i'm still bad for kills you fucking one kill
i'm done with you
which please
no
or more
if nothing is better than good and games you would read this
here you go
so what is everybody doing
what's your rank in Siege? I'm like fucking silver, I just started playing
and I'm playing in fucking
in Emerald Lobby's because I'm playing with Axl and he's like a tryhard and I'm getting
fucked on and I don't know, I'm getting outfragging Axl even though he's fucking
Emerald, I'm fucking silver, I don't know Axl is fucking ass
it's for him
chuchu squid came as up
the fuck
what's your rank
involvement in model three
what happened in germany
yo i can't i can't say that i signed an nda
Oh
Are you are you yes, I'm from Austria
I didn't like me oh my gosh, I started a game
I'm not from Tel Aviv I'm not fucking coming from Austria
I'm gonna go with the bed bro.
Yo your chops to bitch ass up, alright. Thank you Muffin.
Yeah you're fucking ugly, you know it's fucking big.
Like I fucking hate this guy.
Alright chat, aka Manto.
Chat, let's go ahead, play this game bro.
Hop on this horror game and then yeah bro.
Chat lowkey, I'm excited bro.
We have horror games now for the rest of the month which is super super exciting.
Valorant's got a fucking update. Oh my god, man. Life is good, bro. Life is good.
It's the hardest Chibla's art, bro. You're cooked.
Play a different one. You're not gonna beat this one right now?
Are you serious? Is it this hard?
Wait, is it really that hard? Do closing shift? Jesus, I didn't know it was that
hard, bro. What the fuck? Do we save that one for like another day? Do we save
that one for another day closing shift this one honestly doesn't look too bad
either bro this actually looks fun bro these games are gonna be like low key
cinema these games are gonna be cinema bro these games are gonna be so cinema
all right bro listen bro chat chat listen lay back and bro just enjoy man
grab your chips grab your food that's enjoy bro to every day famous such a
bitch ass up I said to every day oh no I'll be late for work I should be on my
car by now
holy resolution bro
What the- you wouldn't know this feeling.
What do you mean I wouldn't know this feeling?
I actually worked very hard actually.
I work very hard actually.
How do I know where work is?
Are these the best graphics they have?
Bar.
It's actually a quality 100%.
Wait, did the quality just get worse?
I don't know where I'm supposed to be going for child. I don't know where I'm supposed to be going bro
How do I know
Maybe I get in my car
Bike, maybe?
Oh.
Barab.
Game break.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is this?
Are you good bro?
I don't know, I can't, I can't open the door.
Why do I have a feeling this game's gonna be scary, bruh?
This game's gonna be scary as fuck, isn't it?
Oh.
Oh, that guy's like searching for something.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Hey, uh, are you looking for something? I found this.
Alright.
The fuck?
This game doesn't really have any uh
Okay, so chat would you guys work?
Late night at like a store bro with like like would you guys late work late night, bro?
I would I don't know I feel like I could never do that, bro
Like I used to close at like 12 o'clock but like at Burger King bro like gas station
I feel like you're gonna get robbed, you know?
I put away my stuff and talked to Senpai.
I'm very sorry.
I'll be careful.
Tell me you won't be late.
Do you understand?
Yes, sir.
I will not be late again.
You also mess up some orders, don't you?
If you have any trouble with the order, there are some tutorial videos for you, so look
through it.
Okay, I'll take a look.
Oh, and one more thing, make sure to leave your phone in the locker.
You better not be texting anyone during work.
Muda make my order.
Arigato!
Did you say chelous coffee? I've never been to one of these fancy places before. I feel uneasy. There's something strange about this place.
My daughter seems to be a fan of this place, and now I'm here.
I'll leave the drinks up to you. Oh, and I'd like to get two of them.
Would you want a latte or coffee?
Oh, that would just be... It's just really uncomfortable.
However, how can you charge such a price for something like this?
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
What do you want me to do?
How the fuck do I make coffee?
I don't know how to make coffee.
I don't know how to make coffee.
Ahhhh.
Barra.
He said you're a good boy.
Barra.
Barra.
He said you just leave the drinks up to you right chat that's what he said
Where's the cup of coffee I can where's the cups I don't see any cups chat
Where are the cups?
Oh...
So, a lot, eh?
How did you make a lot, eh?
Okay, coffee?
Melt?
Okay, coffee?
Melt?
Where is my coffee going?
Oh my god!
What am I doing wrong?
How do I make a latte?
Water. Coffee plus steamed milk.
What is steamed milk?
How do I steam milk?
How do I steam the milk?
I've never steamed a microwave, maybe?
I don't get it bro.
Can I just close down the shop and kill myself in GTA?
What am I doing bro?
How do I steam milk?
Didn't you just make a smoothie last night, you dumb fuck?
Yeah, but smoothie is nothing like that.
Am I retarded?
Oh my god, I'm gonna end stream. I'm gonna end stream. I'm gonna end stream. I'm gonna end stream. I'm gonna end stream
I'm almost 150 dollars back. What is this shitty game?
what is this shitty ass game how do I make a iced latte latte coffee plus
steamed milk how do I make a latte coffee what is a latte coffee
Oh my god bro I'm actually gonna get in a piss. I'm gonna get off. I'm actually gonna end stream. I'm serious. I'm gonna end stream.
Okay, how do I mix this with this?
Is that done?
Is it done now?
Yeah, I understand it now.
I swear to god this mother fucker better not hit me with a fucking vanilla chila fucking chila pechino
or I swear to god I'm gonna sneak out
If someone hits me with a vanilla chip lechilo or a fucking matcha chila pechino
or a chocolate chip chila pechino or a fucking vanilla latte chila pechino
there's gonna be some problems
Hello ma'am how are you?
How are you man? Did you hear the news I hear stalker cases are on the rise? It's scary.
A woman like me you see I have to be careful. All the guys are always staring at me so yo
Saron I don't give a fuck. Can you just order some coffee and get the fuck out of my shop?
A dark matcha chipchunk pachino.
The one order I asked for you not to order, you fucking order it, fuck you!
Chocolate chip chilapuccino.
Chocolate chip chilap-blended iced coffee milk chocolate sauce cocoa powder.
God fucking- hot coffee.
Blended ice, milk, chocolate sauce and cocoa powder.
Fuck you!
One second, one second.
my life if you refund this game that's finding where you live.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Hey baby girl, where are you?
Oh, there's your nose.
I love you, baby girl.
Hello.
Now this has to be it
How do I take off the cap?
How do I take off the cap?
All we missing anything chat all we missing anything
Blended ice okay
Bro is not cut out of this life.
Okay.
Are we ready?
No wonder you got fired from Burger King.
MOTHERFUCKER!
How?
Now I add the ice now.
Okay.
Now.
Let me see actually.
Ice plus chocolate sauce, cocoa powder, milk, coffee, milk and ice.
Alright.
Hey Siri, am I retarded?
I can't really say.
Okay.
Blended ice.
Okay.
Cold coffee.
Check.
Milk.
Check.
Chocolate sauce.
check cocoa powder check blended ice how do I make blood okay get ice put it in
the blender how do I put the ice in the blender does anyone know how do I put
Ice in his blender, does anyone know?
Bara!
Now! It has to work.
I mean I just hope to God.
I mean, can it even get harder than that?
I think that's literally the hardest thing to do.
WHY IS IT FOR PEOPLE?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
We're closed, we're closed, get the fuck out!
We are closed, get the fuck out!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
I'll matcha cake please.
Assaulted caramel matcha.
Then I'll have a salted matcha cappuccino.
You can always can't finish it so let's share man.
Sure let's do that.
One pumpkin cake.
I think I'll have something to eat too.
I don't have any money right now.
You should have said that first to want to buy you one.
What do you want to drink?
Yes, but just say it.
He's got money.
No, it's not like that.
But really, anything is fine.
Really, I want a white matcha.
Any food?
No, I just a drink.
Oh, come on, let's order some food.
He just said no. He just said he doesn't want food. Why are you forcing him to eat food?
Motherfuck.
I'm gonna fuckin' take the fuck out.
Waffles. Both of you.
of you. Hey, where are you looking at? Did you hear that noise? Noise? What noise? I didn't
hear it either. Oh, it's probably nothing. It must be your imagination. Yeah, I'm gonna
see you some time and time. Uh-uh-uh-uh. Sis, I've been up my mind. An apple pie. Y'all
You are still ordering! Wow! Still, huh?
We'll be waiting.
I mean, I literally don't even remember.
Macha Chilopachino.
How the fuck do I make a Macha Chilopachino? It can't be that hard, right, Chat?
Ah, it's not that bad.
Alright.
Wait, does it even need coffee?
Oh god, I already fucked up.
Oh my god.
Okay, blended ice, milk, matcha powder, whipped cream, all right, shouldn't be too hard, whipped
cream, milk, blended ice, matcha powder, and blended ice.
the cup. Have an amazing day and don't fuck yourself.
Macha Chiffon cake. What even is that bro? Macha Chiffon cake. Where even would it be?
It's not even on the menu! It's not even on the menu!
Make a black coffee just don't leave any nose hairs Plaza thanks.
I won't let me put it on, Jack!
Aw, here you go!
Arigato!
How do I give him this? The fuck!
Aw...
Take care!
White matcha.
White mocha.
Coffee, steamed milk.
Now Chah, how do I know if it's hot coffee or iced coffee?
Chah, how do I know if it's hot coffee or...
It'll stay hot, dumbass.
It'll take a black coffee without any of Arab's famous hatred to niggaz.
It doesn't say hot coffee. It just says coffee.
Ohhhh.
Yeah, I see.
Alright, coffee under hots.
Alright. So hot coffee seems milk, okay.
All right, steamed milk.
How do I make steamed milk again?
And then vanilla powder, right?
White chocolate sauce.
What is white chocolate sauce?
Stop cheating.
I'm not cheating, dumbass!
Take care, brother.
Pumpkin cake.
Salted Caramel Macha, Mocca. Salted Caramel Mocca. Holy fuck. Oh my god!
Wait, caramel sauce or caramel syrup?
Well, syrup?
These are not syrup.
Chocolate sauce.
Enjoy your diabetes.
Now get the fuck out of my skin.
Now get the fuck out of my store, all of you.
Get the fuck out of my store.
How does Erno's produce a bigger shadow than you hashtag terrorist?
Alright.
Didn't this guy come before?
Here's my order.
Wate.
Bar.
Bar.
Bar.
Bar.
Bar.
Fuck you, you fucking bitch.
The real horror would be a mood to POV.
Hey, I'm a private investigator.
You spy on anything suspicious around the area?
There have been numerous reports of people getting harassed.
I was wondering if you've seen anything in the store.
Call me if something ever happens.
Try closing the store early if you don't want to get in trouble.
Kinda weird.
Can we get some D gloves in the chat?
Why did it get quiet?
Uh...
Chat, where's the broom be?
Can someone tell me why the fuck the back door was open?
Why the fuck was the back door open?
Where did the music go and why was the back door open why was the back door open bro
I don't know where the last spot is. Where is it? Oh.
What the fuck?
The police don't use K9S anymore because Mooder's nose is far superior.
How is milk back here?
Split milk?
Split milk.
Um...
I don't even know what to...
I don't even know what to do.
Well there's this guy behind this door I swear to God there is.
Yo Mooda why do you have two pocket pussies on your face?
Don't fuck yourself.
Check everything is clean bro, everything is clean.
Did we just die?
Are we dead?
What- where am I?
What the fuck?
Oh, we made it out.
Huh, we're home.
Day two?
Oh god.
That was just day one.
Are you fucking serious?
Put away my stuff and talk to Senpai.
Don't a Senpai mean.
Hey, seriously?
You're late again?
Did you oversleep?
I'm so sorry.
No, not I'm so sorry.
I want you not to be late.
This is the second time.
I'm sorry.
A little more enthusiasm would help, don't you think?
Why don't you ask your mama to wake you up early?
Well fuck yourself you fucking dickhead.
Close the door behind you next time you dumbass.
Someone could have snuck inside.
I mean, I don't know who's more chocked.
You or fucking Patrick Star, bro. What the fuck is wrong with your face?
What would you like to order, bro?
Barrette.
American Apple Pie.
Not too hard.
waffle coffee all right now what does a coffee mean it's just gotta be hot what's
What's drip coffee, chat?
Chat, what's drip coffee?
American scone caramel toffee, holy fuck.
Do I even have this?
Oh, it's a food.
Chad, this game is getting me hungry, bro.
Ah!
Hey, girl.
Thank you very much.
Haha.
You look impressed.
I've been living here for about 15 years, hey girl, something's not right about this place.
I didn't like that because I'm not around town, something about the store, maybe because
of that guy over there.
Huh?
I guess it was just my imagination?
Well, maybe I am.
Chat, was there a guy outside or no?
Ha ha, either way I'm running late so I'm gonna have to go.
So long.
Was there a guy there or no?
I didn't see anybody.
What the fuck?
Um, chat, remember when we found milk all over?
Remember when we found three milks on the floor?
Vanilla Chilapachino, blended ice.
Blended ice vanilla chila pechino blended ice milk vanilla syrup vanilla powder
White vanilla syrup vanilla powder and that's everything right chat I believe
So I hope so
So why are you guys gonna say yes to my question if it's not right
Stop putting coffee in it, you big-nosed idiots.
I'm sorry I was late.
Vanilla?
Wait!
What does this mean?
How much milk's do I put in?
Now do we put milk, yes or no?
It says milk!
Oh my god, am I retarded?
Now what?
MULK AND TWO SEPARATE CLUPS YOU IDIOT!
POV NO WINTER RAVING
Oh
Oh
Holy shit
What are you bro fucking uh, fucking, what is it, an Asian Justin Bieber?
You're cute, can I have your number?
Um, would you like to order anything?
Your heart.
I think I'll go with your recommendation.
What's your name?
Tell me your name.
A recommendation would be limited to only double chocolate jalapecino.
I see.
What's your phone number?
Yo, how many times do I have to tell you?
I don't want to give you my phone number.
I'm that good looking, aren't I?
I've used words myself.
I'm quite popular around here.
Now is your chance.
What's with the attitude?
I don't regret this I'm going home.
out of here bro and close my door next time. Oh God. Take out trash and bus
tables. Why is the back door opened again?
Why is the back door open again bro?
How do I bust tables?
What does bust tables mean chat?
Oh
Why is it a blocked van
Outside
Why is it a blocked van right next to my car?
Uuuhhmm...
Uuuhhmmmm...
Did I just die?
Day 3 of going to work.
out work not outside my house my house my out my house
won't you the fuck up for I take your baby and run away huh say sorry if I
take your fucking kid and run
What is that?
Like waiting for me. I don't like this bro
Put my stuff away and talk to Senpai
today is your first closing shift I have a question do you get strange customers
around that night mood simulator well sometimes we do I just brush it off they
come focus on your work that's plenty to do actually I'm afraid I might be being
shocked haha you want me to believe someone is interested in the likes of
you I guess I'll come flying to help you if anything happens ha ha you fucking
bitch ass pussy open your car crashes on the way to drive home you fucking bitch
I hope your car I'll be into a fucking accent when you drive home you fucking
bitch fuck you
pussy
Well hello ladies.
How are you three beautiful ladies doing tonight?
Uh, uh, uh.
Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom.
Can you order a machiato for me?
I'll have a cinnamon roll, churros, a coffee, please,
and add a whipped cream to it.
You're going to eat that much?
No wonder you got so fa-
BOOM!
Paying separately together is fine.
Do you know how cold it is right now?
I'll be fine.
And what did Mary want again?
Didn't she say she wanted a machi- Machi-Auto?
You mean chelopochino?
She's gonna catch a cold.
No she won't.
What's up the fuck up, bro?
K.
Strawberry and cream roll.
Strawberry churro.
So do we even have strawberry churro?
Churro churro.
Bar.
And now three insane drinks.
Coffee plus whipped cream.
This can't be hard.
This literally can't be hard
Love you
Macha chilapuchino
Macha chilapuchino blended ice milk matcha powder whipped cream
Blended ice matcha
Did I get anyone
You're so ugly that it scared me.
Oh, yassle.
Uh, matcha chilapuchino.
Matcha chilapuchino.
Blended ice milk.
Blended ice milk matcha powder.
Blended ice.
Milk.
Matcha powder.
Whipped cream.
And a caramel macchiato.
Macchiato.
Caramel macchiato.
Caramel macchiato.
Caramel macchiato.
Caramel macchiato.
Caramel macchiato.
Caramel...
I don't even have that.
Oh.
It's a hot coffee.
Coffee, steamed milk.
Caramel syrup.
Caramel sauce.
Pretty easy, actually.
Caramel.
pretty easy actually. Okay. Alright. Caramel syrup or caramel sauce? Oh, both.
Left Cream or Steamed Milk?
Thanks.
now. Is that that guy again? Wasn't that guy on the bus with us today creepy looking?
Who knows? He might have done something to harm us.
Yep, but you know what?
Didn't he seem like a dangerous person too? You know the guys that...
Are we going to get fucked?
Holy daaamn!
La-la-la-la-te, please.
A latte that will be 370 yen.
370 yen, let's see.
4, 5, 6, 7, and 100 yen.
One, two, huh?
Two, 100 yen for 270?
Can't afford it.
Oh well, I guess better luck next time.
I'll pay the rest.
But be a good Samaritan.
That's what my father always told me.
It's cold today, so drink something warm, yeah?
For someone like me, don't mention it.
Oh, thank the lord.
Well, get the fuck out of here, bro.
Che, is that the same guy that stalked us?
Oh, no.
Uh, latte.
How do I make a latte again?
Coffee plus steamed milk.
Steamed milk.
Alright.
No! I fucking fuck you, you fucking bitch.
I don't like how they're staring at me like this, Chad.
Chad is this is this how it's supposed to feel like if you work at uh lights and whore ins or Starbucks
Is this how it feels like chat?
So the three girls who sat here literally trashed the fuck out of this place.
I feel like I'm being watched, I feel like I'm being watched, I don't, no.
what do I do
Oh
Oh
Is he inside?
Is he inside my car?
How do I make it stop?
where was he standing? he was standing like right here right?
do i just go home?
What the fuck? Did my game...
Did it bug?
I already cleaned all the tables.
My game bugged.
The day we first met, yes, at Chilis, she smiled at me like a flower.
Just thinking about her makes my heart pound.
I have never felt this way before.
I wonder if she's putting a smile on anyone's face that she doesn't mind.
Bro, is this the stalker?
Is this POV of the stalker?
What the fuck?
I know her best, maybe after your mother and father, I'll be really be number one in time.
She talked to me, she picked up my phone and went out of her way to give it to me.
I know she felt the same way I did, we are in love, today is her anniversary.
He knows where I live?
What the fuck?
What if he's just waiting for me down here, bro?
What the fuck?
Chas, anyone had a stalker before?
Why is my car smoking?
The car won't start.
I have to take the bus.
So I get that weird ass no on my fucking house, and now my car won't start.
Interesting.
Very interesting indeed.
And now I have to wait at this bus stop all alone.
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
Is there anyone weird on this fucking bus?
How do I see this anyone weird on this bus?
I swear to god.
There better not be no suss ass guy to get on this fucking bus bro.
Have we seen this guy before chat?
Have we seen this guy before yes or no?
Is that him?
Flop-a-dop-a-buzz alright!
Oh hell no!
What the fuck?
This guy's gonna bitch at me for being late, isn't he?
Senpai?
Senpai, where are you?
Senpai?
Ah!
You scared the shit out of me.
Leave me alone when I'm in the restroom. God damn it.
Get to work.
Oh, fuck you.
Stone Caramel Coffee 2 Caramel Mochiados
Steamed milk caramel syrup caramel sauce
Caramel syrup caramel sauce
Steamed milk
All right, caramel sauce, caramel syrup.
Chai, you guys everything go...
Take care.
Holy Lamborghini bro.
Chai, you guys everything go get hired at Starbucks one day?
You guys don't think I'll get tired at Starbucks one day?
Josh, should I quit streaming to become a Starbucks worker?
Look at what X is playing, what is X playing?
I'd like a green tea latte and one of those waffles too.
Where did that guy come from?
Where did that guy come from?
American Waffle.
American Waffle.
And a green tea latte.
Chat!
Vanilla syrup, steamed milk, matcha powder.
Wait, was that cold or hot?
Was hot.
No, I already fucked up.
Chat, what was everyone's first job here?
Vanilla-steamed latte.
Green tea latte, vanilla syrup.
Chad, if you guys are in school, what are you currently studying?
What are y'all studying?
IT, computer ad?
Finance?
Why are you walking like that?
Are you good?
Sister, aren't you a cute one?
Are you buying it because of a model or something?
No, nothing in particular.
What a waste.
I'm sorry, but you should definitely make use of the style you got.
And do you want me to introduce you to my office?
Give me your number.
Sorry, I'm not sure what that kind of thing.
I see I don't care if you would get it. I'll have a salted caramel. I have a salted caramel mocha, please
Salted caramel mocha top Jesus coffee steamed milk
Was it hazelnut syrup?
Hazelnut syrup, caramel syrup.
Chocolate sauce.
And that's it, right, chat?
And that's it, right chat?
You have an amazing day sis.
Mudo will you finish this game today?
I mean how long does it usually take to finish this game?
I thought this game was gonna be like 30 minutes long, bro.
Almost done.
What the fuck?
Hey, hey, it's so hot I'll have a salted caramel chila pechino
Come on, I won't be a fun. No, it would not so legally that's out of the question
Wouldn't it be disaster if a customer catches a cold?
What what are you waiting on me? Thanks, but it's hot today. It's literally snowing outside
Why it's in single digits? I'm surprised you couldn't notice. I'll see how different
people's senses are. I might just go home. You fucking stupid. Clean toilets and take
out the chair and what they say clean the toilets
Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
What do you want me to do about it?
I mean, what do you want me to do, like, about the toilet bit off?
Is there an entire fucking...
Oh my f***
How do I make a latte?
How do I make a latte?
How do I make a latte?
I have one minute!
Is it hot or cold?
Coffee plus steamed milk.
Coffee plus steamed milk.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Jesus.
Oh
I'm... am... am I dead?
All the doors are closed.
like in Crash?
Yellow arrows.
No, no, that's...
That's Alcantil.
what the fuck
both so we're like
damn i'm kinda bad bro this girl is kinda bad
last day lock in
I mean shit bro, this girl's my star lunchbox, right?
Fucking, I'd stalk her too.
Kidding, kidding, stop.
Stop, I'm kidding.
Well having a stalker chat is probably so scary though,
like seriously.
Chae, you guys know back in my high school days, girls would always stalk me and shit?
It was so fucking annoying.
Like, I literally couldn't go in here without being stalked.
These girls like follow me all around the places, they'd like follow me, Chae they would
like follow me all around the like, bro, like the mall, they would like, bro it
was so annoying.
I'm honestly so glad I became a streamer because I feel like, you know, hide at
my house now.
So my submissions are true. I'm glad you contacted me. Calling the police won't help.
All they do is brush things off and lessen their workload. Which is why you have people
like me. I'll take a look around and see if I can find anything.
South Carolina here is so delicious.
Yeah, I wanna try to think different today.
Oh, today's the photo shoot or something. Is the store going to be featured in a newspaper?
No, I don't think so. What? I saw something outside taking pictures.
Was it taking pictures of the store?
Yeah, the store, and you most likely.
We'll pay together. The drinks are on me.
Thank you so much.
Salt and caramel mocha chocolate chip
Okay chocolate chip chile pachina blended ice coffee milk
If you guys walked in and I was your store and I was your Starbucks driver
Would you guys let me take your order?
Chocolate chip
Salted caramel
of the one-eyes coffee.
Chocolate sauce.
Melt and cho-chochup power.
Chochup power and...
milk
Salt and caramel matcha mocha
Caramel okay, okay
Wait, caramel syrup and hazelnut syrup.
Chocolate sauce.
Jack, did we have everything here?
Coffee, caramel syrup, hazelnuts, milk, chocolate sauce.
Jack, did we have everything?
Muda, can you come to the US so I can punch you in the nose?
There are actually a couple more banned games away from this being your real life.
So meee!
I'm only banned from Siege, asshole.
Salt.
Wait, it's this fucking girl.
Wait, her kid's gone.
And she's crying.
Why is her kid gone and she's crying?
Salt and caramel.
I think I just made this drink, right?
So, boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Chocolate sauce.
Here's my sauce.
Caramel syrup steamed milk
Stop playing dumb we all know you took her kid
Guys what's that I stretch I stretch guys everyone chill I stretch
Keep going him nearly there.
WHAT?!
Hmm, that's strange, man.
Oh, I'm sorry. Give me the usual.
I love you so much, God bless you.
Salted Caramel Mocha Caramel Machiato.
Salted Caramel Macha.
Didn't I just make this?
I
caramel macchiato
Yo, why is there bully am I working the job to get paid like what is this game gonna end?
I'm not actually
I'm doing the job like I'm getting paid for it. God damn
Hello knows you should try and get iridescent in Call of Duty Ranked if you are really the chosen one.
Bro...
Is that game still alive?
Hey, are you repairing the stores at 10 at this hour?
I'm telling you, no, man.
Why?
I saw someone on the roof?
There shouldn't be anyone on the roof.
It could be the investigator.
Maybe I should check it out.
It could have been my imagination.
Anyway, the drink, please.
Why is someone on the fucking roof?
Use the ladder and check the roof, where the fuck is the ladder?
Who's up here bro?
Bro, who the fuck is down here?
Someone's been living in the back of my fucking...
I have to close the store fast.
How do I close this door?
What does PRODUCT SCANNER MEAN?
Am I supposed to like shim someone with this?
And we're closed.
Where the fuck are my stuff?
You dumbass!
Oh my god, the planet is here, god.
Where the fuck are my keys?
Where are my keys?
Get me the fuck out of here, bro
Drive
Thank God
We're free, bro. Get me the fuck
AAAAGH!
Re-try?
What did I do wrong?
do we not get out that way how do I get out of the roof where's the roof
I can't. Well, let me...
Take the boss!
My phone is gone.
I can't leave out of the back door is it to kill me there's nothing in this room at all
What do I do with this brick though?
Let me think bro. Brick screwdriver.
Why was I gonna jump that? Oh, I can't jump down.
It literally won't let me, okay?
So now I have a brick!
But what do I do with a brick?
I don't get where to go.
Oh
Now do we go stab his body?
Should we go kill him?
Like, how do I know?
I killed the man as I put the brick.
That man looked right at me.
If I didn't drop it, I thought he'd somehow get it to kill me.
That man looked terrifying. I don't know even though why did he.
I had no choice. I didn't mean to kill him. I was scared.
I told the police everything that happened. They took me back to the scene and that man
was no longer there. There was no one there. The police took me back home and told me to
leave the rest to us and went back to investigate the scene. It's all over.
I'm tired after all that happened. So he didn't even die.
All right, now I want to rest peacefully at home.
The cable is acting weird again, I should call the owner.
Where's my phone?
Is my phone downstairs?
Am I just dead?
Bro, I mean, I'm so paranoid I thought there was going to be a jump scare when I got my
phone.
Eh?
Chat.
I'm so paranoid I thought there was going to be a jump scare when I got my phone.
I thought there was gonna be...
Barret!
Yo, you're getting all the stuff, don't look back, I'm gonna be back.
Fuck.
So we died.
fuck the game was good I feel like it just took so long doing the same thing
over again but it was a good game and a fucked up ending but it was it was a
good ending but fuck well it's not a good ending I wish I would have survived
But what the fuck
Damn bro, so we fucking died
Like we actually ended up dying
That's fucked I'm getting off before train wreck sits me up. It says we got to go all night, bro
All right, I'm getting off before train wreck sits me up
It says we go all night, and then I end up at 8 a.m. 9 a.m
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and end right now
But yeah chat, listen bro, tonight was supposed to be the last night of my late night streams.
So we're gonna be on normal schedule tomorrow bro.
We're gonna be on normal schedule tomorrow.
Tomorrow we're gonna be live at what time chat?
Tomorrow we're gonna be live at 12.
the plan tomorrow hopefully get some CS go skins that's a hopefully one V1 me for the
new bundle like one V1 until I get the new bundle tomorrow another one of those horror
games but another one like 20 of those bro and yeah like rock of the there's just a
normal game I don't know who I want to collab with someone but I don't know what to collab
with so I'll hit someone up but we'll see it wasn't a chance to be good 12 o'clock
people got work in school but yeah but I'm live for like 10 hours so regardless
you'll never miss my stream today was a good stream today was a good stream when
is our sixth grind I don't know bro I gotta figure out how to play that game
and not get banned from the first 30 minutes once I do that we should be good
But I'm literally banned right now
All right chat
I'm gonna go eat. I'm fucking starving. It's 10 30. Holy shit. How's it 10 30? I don't even know
Anyway chat, I'm gonna go eat some food probably go to sleep because I'm so tired chat the last week week and a half
I haven't been getting good sleep because I've been singing till like 8 a.m
So hopefully tomorrow will be a little bit better energy
But yeah, bro, um
Yeah, bro.
I mean, thank y'all for being here today, bro, I appreciate y'all.
Today was a calm stream, I'm not gonna lie.
Today was a good stream, bro.
Today was a good stream.
Stop saying train is calling, bro.
You guys are giving me PTSD.
You guys are literally giving me PTSD, bro.
I'll be back, chat.
I love y'all so much.
Please take care of yourself.
Please drink some water.
Please eat some food.
Today was a good stream.
It was a short stream, but it was still a good stream, chat.
Listen, bro.
I'll be live tomorrow.
schedule 12 p.m. EST um and yeah but we'll go from there chat um I still need
to find a house to move into chat I don't even have a fucking house to move
into bro yeah anyway I love y'all so much please take care of yourself please
love yourself and until tomorrow chat drink some water eat some food love
yourself never get inside your head until tomorrow chat
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
you