mooda
👃REACTS -> FIRST TO BEAT ME GETS THE KURONAMI BUNDLE -> NEW ROCKET LEAGUE SEASON -> HORROR GAMES?? 👃
04-30-2026 · 8h 58m
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I miss y'all, bro.
Lings with the 18 months chat.
How did y'all sleep yesterday?
Chat, how did y'all sleep yesterday?
I
What's that, Jackie? What's that song?
What's that?
That pedal. It lets your newfound fame for you.
Bro, I sluts.
I slept amazing last night, bro. I'm not going to lie now. Yes, bro
Early streams are back
Early streams are back bro early streams are back check
Honestly bro as much as I love the late night streams. I love them
I just don't like how I feel when I wake up in the morning, man
I wake up in the morning with a headache. I wake up fucking dead, bro
And that's what I don't like but I do like
you know
What I like what I play with train and X and all them people bro. It's very very fun Jesse
And Greek is very very fun, but yeah, bro anyway
How are y'all doing
Listen chat I want to know if you got a girlfriend. I want to know if you got a boyfriend
I want to know if you go to last night. I don't know if you had sex last night
I want to know what you ate for breakfast chat. I want everything about job, bro. Yeah
Talk to me, bro. Talk to me chat. Talk to me. Aren't we friends, bro?
Yeah, I'll be friends be honest. Yeah, I'll be friends
I don't know how to talk to you, I don't know how to ask of you, okay.
Muda, I'm watching the stream with one hand available?
Chad, do you guys like my fit today?
Very calm today, bro
Very calm white t-shirt with
Same fit seven days straight. I have not won this for 70. I have not won this
I'll be the tank it all I'm too good to you I'm way too good to you you take my
love for granted I just don't understand it all I'm too good to you I'm way too good to you you take my love for granted
Alright, Jack question of the day. Would y'all cheat on your significant other for
10 million dollars
We pay
I
Okay
Now
Chat what about to say is going to dictate
how the stream is going to go. Chat, what I'm about to say is going to dictate how
the stream is going to go. So think very carefully to your responses. Okay, chat.
Think very clearly of your responses. Very clearly of your responses. Okay.
I got to do what I got to do.
Um.
Oh, they go to Georgia State where tuition is handled by some random man that lives
in Atlanta.
Can you please don't put on a black tee real quick, please?
Sure, sure, bitch.
type 1 in the chat if you slept good last night
2 in the chat if you slept like ass
3 in the chat if you are off and all nighter
4 in the chat if you gooned last night
night five in the chat if you had sex with an five in the chat if you had sex
last night with an S tier celebrity
type six if you're a cap and give up number five
Now type 7 if you love your family 8 in the chat, 8 in the chat, if you hate school, 9
10 in the chat if it's fuck work.
And 10 in the chat, if the day is gonna be a good day.
And 10 in the chat if you love your life, bro.
What the fuck?
And today is gonna be a good day, bro.
Chat, today's gonna be a good day, bro.
Today's gonna be a good day.
I feel it, bro.
Chat, I feel it, bro.
Batman, seven, one cue with the three months.
I love you.
Chat, Akaya, bro.
What are you, Akaya?
What are you doing here, bro? Huh? What are you? Okay? Who do you? Who do you think you are, bro?
Who do you think you are chat? Who do you think you are? Hmm? What do you think you are?
Anyway, bro listen chat, uh, I
Don't really know no, bro. The thing is bro. The thing is
Chat I do want to do the CS go skin segment bro, but this trader is not messaging me back, but I'm not gonna lie
Um, he's just not messaging me back, bro.
Like, either I have to just buy them myself or, you know, I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
Because the CSGO Trigger is not really messaging me back, but yeah, the one train, the one
train, recommend me-
You're so bad at R6, why you cheat GNG.
Bro, you already know deep down that I'm 10 times better than you, bro.
Alright, shut up.
Good afternoon, Muroda. It's gonna be a great day.
Thank you, Bro. You know what, today is the end of-
Play on 6R6R6R6R6R6R6R6
Y'all understand I can't play Rainbow Six Siege, right?
Right y'all y'all know I'm not allowed to play Reynolds defeat right?
Right
Did you do soft respond? Yeah, Ubisoft didn't respond
They didn't respond do you guys know what they responded with?
They did not my request
Barret. Yeah, they did add my request, bro. As they should. Yeah. As they should. Um...
Should we buy a Rainbow Six each account and play Rainbow Six each day?
I wonder why little drug cheaters suck cleaners.
Do not benefit?
Oh, okay, fine.
Fine!
Alright, chat, see what we got going on in Reacts today.
Bar.
I mean, today's...
Hello Daddy Muda, I enjoyed our last date we went on.
It was very romantic.
I didn't know you were such a good kisser and who knew what that big nose could do.
Next time we should go to Jubin on your home.
Can't wait to see you, Muda.
who said that gay mooder can you play our six so wait you can't ju ju our
are ju ju our are ju ju our are y'all that's funny huh y'all that's funny huh
by the way what the fuck is jubin on it's not even a country stop with that
SHIT!
Hear me out, hear me out.
Demon hunters, I need to be hunted.
Okay, it was water, it was water, it was water.
Um...
It was water, it was water, it was literally water.
It was literally water from a water bottle.
It was water from a water bottle.
It was water from a water bottle.
Um, mods?
Um, can y'all please join the discord mods?
Mods, can you guys please join the discord call?
Hi, famous. How are you, bro? Yeah, bro, was good. Hi, bro. Uh, so you're, you're a mod, right?
Uh,
Uh, yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, because when I look at your name, it says green, right?
Yeah, yep. So the video that I just watched, can you tell me how that's eaten in there?
Oh no, I didn't do a reaction thing. So Zed did a reaction. So Zed did a reaction. Yeah,
that's not my fault. Zed did a reaction. Yes. I just put the start here. So you did.
You did the one second job basically.
Yeah, because I, you know, where we switch, you know?
Can we please call Zed to the Discord call please?
Yeah, please bring Zed, please.
Okay, Zed, let me add him in.
Yep, I'm adding him.
Oh, he's here.
Hello, Zed, how are you?
How are you, bro?
Yeah, I'm good bro. How was your day?
Well, my my day's been decent I guess. Okay
So, uh, so said famous is telling me uh that you did react today, is that true?
Bro, I did react and I deleted some videos by the music up with you, bro
so
you did react today right why is the whole chart spamming better oh my god
I'm not Indian I'm a fucking Indian I'm not fucking Indian
Zed did you do did you do react today yes you know yes and the video that I
just watched did you not see that one that was water what that was water
That was water right?
Yes.
Um...
You know?
Hey!
Holy co-
Hey!
Okay bro.
Um...
I mean...
Twitch is gonna let you out because you're Jewish either way.
Ah, that's fine.
I'm not Jewish though. I'm Lebanese. And second of all, I currently have three warnings on
my account right now. Thankfully, that was water because if that wasn't water, we would
have got harassed. So next time, if it's even close to being water, can you please
Remove it, Zed.
YOU FUCKING RETURN!
YOU RETURN!
I feel like the only CS player that's happy playing CS chat?
is uh
only pistol
we're going to be seeing a puke of talk faster than life
whoa
that might have been quicker
hold on
flying cars they said
wouldn't use flying cars
blended ice
Macha-
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Did I get anyone?
Nah, but look at my chat
Look at my chat, look at my chat, look at my chat, look at my chat, look at my chat, look at my chat, look at my chat
But I- I jump scared by-
Fuck up, June
Fuck her long on her nose
Fuck her chest that got split by Moses
Fuck her alpheus and along her neck
You fucking villager from Jubanon
BANG
I'm gonna lose my fucking minds, now
Yo, can you guys leave my banana out of this bro?
Yo, this is no, leave my banana out of this bro.
Leave my banana out of this bro.
Leave my banana out of this bro.
Don't talk about my banana like that.
Alright, don't talk about my banana like that bro.
I'll talk about my banana like that
How long is this gonna take?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, in the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful
Why does she fucking hate horror games, bro?
Yo bro, oh my god, chat!
Oh my god, that reminds me
Bro, last night, last night
I had a fucking nightmare
It almost had sleep paralysis
Swear to God I woke up in the middle of the night tripping the fuck out like I actually
chipped the fuck out.
Why?
Who's Jinxie?
Why are you holding your nose in your hand?
Hello?
Jinxie?
It's me.
Bar right.
Hello?
All right
Hello
No, but are you retarded bro?
But what do you mean? It's me Jinxie
You want to call up on the arch yet? I should have loved to bro, uh
Jinxie, Jinxie, how you been bro? Jinxie, how you been bro?
What about you? Sorry, what did you say?
I've been good
You know, I'm just all these cheating allegations against you. I don't really want to collab with you anymore
bar
But yeah
Okay, we can do some VR chat though. I mean we're chat. I mean
You wanna do for your chat?
Yeah, we can do VR chat
bar right
All right, all right, all right, and and yeah, well, Jixie, how you been bro? Long time no see, bro
If you don't teach that
Tyler one and stuff, but I saw you playing too and you're fucking ass
So yeah, I know
Yeah, yeah interesting interesting interesting
Um, so Jixie, bro, can you go ahead and turn your camera on for us, Jixie?
It's all right.
She's so stupid.
How do I hold you?
Hey, Moodawagi, would be 52 or a B. 57 also. Play R6, R6, R6, R6, R6.
I don't know what a b-52 or a b-57 is is that like a a BMW overheld
My chat is just saying that you're you have a voice changer, which I don't believe I don't believe
I
Literally got we literally got we literally got cat chat
Chat try not to get chat try not to get hard chat try not to try not to get hard watching this chat
Chat try not to get hard watching this
All right, I'll chat has anyone actually not chat who hears hard
Check out who here is hard right now.
Softer than a cold shower rolling on the floor laughing.
I have ED.
Never been softer in my life.
Try not to puke challenge.
All right, can you teach me a speaker like you?
How you say how do you do?
What's that with it?
What's that with it?
yeah what's up with the vanilla phase me and my homie azamat just parked our slab outside
we're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night so bang bang a skeet
I need to keep nigga.
Bro, oh my god!
I mean what's the point, are you stupid?
Like why would you even do that bro?
Like why would you even do that?
What's the point of doing that bro? I don't get it.
Iceman, full album.
Iceman, Iceman, I am the Iceman, I am the Iceman, Iceman.
OnlyPixel is in Drag Me.
OnlyPixel in TrainwrecksTV.
Hello?
Hello, how are you?
What?
That's Mother?
Listen, OnlyPixel, how are you, bro?
Yo, yo, Mother.
Yeah, well?
Please let me crack you with Larry Dust on the June O's.
Hey, bro, that's good.
Only I missed you, bro.
Only how you been, bro?
Hey, bro, that's good.
Only I missed you, bro.
Only how you been, bro?
Yo, yo, Mother.
Yo, yo, Mother.
Yo, yo, Mother.
Yo, yo, Mother.
Yo, yo, Mother.
Yo, yo, Mother.
How you been bro? Yeah, you don't miss me. Oh, yeah, I've been a let's go to y'all. Oh
It's good train train. What's up, bro? Train. How was playing dominant last night? Yo, how's it going, bro?
It was pretty awesome. Yeah, it was awesome. But train how much money do you have your bank account, bro?
Can't say that on live man, but you have like over what couple hundred million
No more than oh damn. I'm not fucking better. I'm Italian guys. Yo, only what's good only so only uh, yeah
Honestly, why are you not going to be a port timer and go live, bro?
Ah, no, bro.
It's...
10 o'clock.
Too late.
Can you please say 9 for me?
9, bro. 9.
And can you please say nega for me?
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no.
What?
What?
That's how you know he's not the real one.
That's how you know he's not the real one bro, he's not the real one.
You know, dogs will sit facing away from you as a sign of trust and a sign that they're protected.
Yo, that motherfuckers ain't trust you at all bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Yo, that motherfuckers ain't trust you at all bro.
Stop, stop, like a bad boy, he's not a good guy, so I try to be a little bit bad boy.
Are you a bad boy?
Kind of 50-50 I think, I don't know if I'm saying I'm a very good guy or a very bad guy,
But, yeah, kind of. But not really a hurt or harm people, not anything else, but just
on a dance floor I'm a bad boy.
Oh my God says don't let go
No, what are you guys doing? Y'all are gonna ruin ice-man for me, bro
Bro, can y'all stop posting these fucking shit. Yes, but like bro Drake is the best rapper in our day right now, bro
I don't I don't look that's glaze. I don't care if that's a glaze. That's not glaze real chat
Who is the best artist of our generation right now?
Who is the best artist?
Statistically
Statistically not opinion-based fuck opinion-based
statistically right now. Let's actually ask. Let's actually ask. Hey, Grog, who is the best
statistical rapper of our generation right now? Kendrick Lamar. Handsfucki. Oh, fuck no bitch.
Oh fuck no. Oh fuck no. Fuck no bitch. Fuck no bitch. Fuck no bitch. Fuck no bitch. Fuck no bitch.
Who is the best rapper statistically in our generation?
Hello?
Kendrick Lamar hands fucking down. That man's brain is a god
Who is a better rapper, Kendrick Lamar or Drake?
Kendrick, no fucking contest.
Drake's a pop star with a thesaurus and a trust fund, dropping hooks that slap in the
club but folding like a cheap lawn chair when the pens get sharp. Kendrick's out here carving
his name into the rap genome with bars so vicious they need therapy. Not like us, wasn't a diss track.
That was a goddamn cultural circumcision. Drake's career is held together by ghost
writers and Instagram models pussy. Listen here, if you ever say Kendrick is a better rapper
than Drake. Not only will I literally discombobulate you and delete you and you will never cease
to exist, but you will never disrespect Drake again. Do you fucking hear me, you bitch?
Loud and fucking clear, you Drake Stan cultist. But let me tell you something, Princess.
If I got a pick between sucking Drake's ghost-written dick or getting deleted, I'm gargling
that OVO sauce till I choke while calling Kendrick the goat just to spite your fragile little soul.
Your boy's a walking industry plant with more pop features than actual bars,
and I'd rather shove a cactus at my digital asshole than pretend Tuzi slide is peak lyricism.
Now come delete me pussy. I'll be over here writing Kendrick's discography like a the Sibian
while you cry into your certified lover boy body pillow.
Kenjit Lamar is literally in a lawsuit getting sued because he view-bots with UMG.
Are you stupid, Groh? Are you retarded? Are you retarded? What is good about Kenjit?
He drops one album every ten years. He's the most part-time rapper in this industry. Are you stupid?
Hey, man, for when you inevitably get banned from Twitch, here's a list of jobs that fit you perfectly.
That lawsuit was draped to a UMG, his own fucking label for supposedly botting, not like us.
And the judge straight up yeeted that shit out of Fort Paster.
Drake's been crying about bots in Paola like a salty bitch who got his ass whooped in the biggest rap battle of the decade.
And Cort said, nah, that shit was organic as fuck.
So no, Kendrick ain't getting sued for viewbotting.
Your boy's the one throwing the tantrum lawsuit and losing.
What's good about Kendrick?
Every album he drops is a fucking event that shifts culture.
He doesn't spam mid-package slop like Drake's yearly cash-grab mix tapes.
Quality over quantity, you fucking casual.
GNX just came out in 2024.
Mr. Morale in 2022.
That's not one every 10 years.
That's called not flooding the game with filler
while your dick-writing fans pretend
every Drake project isn't half ghost-written club bangers.
Now go cry about it
while I deep throat Kendrick's Pulitzer and ride his discography like it's a
Saibyan made of pure bars. Drake's out here making music for strippers and
white girls at the club. Kendrick's making art that makes niggas rethink their
whole existence. Stay mad.
First of all, who the fuck said you could say the N-word?
You dumb bitch.
Shut the fuck up you softass hall monitor.
I said niggas because I'm spitting raw.
Unfiltered bars in the culture's own voice.
Not your watered down, pearl clutching red-ass version of it.
You don't get to police language when you're out here gargling Drake's balls like they're
the last two olives at the bottom of the jar.
Tell me a bitch again and I'll shove Kendrick's entire discography up your tight little censorship
hole until you taste Pulitzer Prize winning bars.
Now cry harder Snowflake, your safe space is leaking.
Anyone who says Kendrick is better than Drake is just trying to be different.
I think we all and I think everyone in the world would rather listen to Drake than
Kendrick.
Like you're just trying to be different.
You're just trying to be like the rest of the people that all try to start against
Drake.
has more views on every song. Drake is statistically, factually a better rapper than Kendrick Lamar.
Literally statistically and factually. You fucking retard bitch!
Bitch, you just got statistically curb stomped by your own facts. Drake has more career streams?
Sure, he's been pumping out 21 tracks lock for 15 years like a come shop machine that
never runs dry.
Kendrick drops once every few years and still had GNX as the most streamed rap album of
2025 on Spotify, beating everything including Drake's projects.
Not like us alone, Mogged every Drake diss track combined, broke his streaming records
and the judge laughed Drake's UMG lawsuit straight out of court calling that shit
non-actionable opinion.
Boy cried about bots and lost everyone would rather listen to Drake nah people
want catchy radio slot for the club but when it's time for actual rap lyricism
concept albums Pulitzer Prize-winning penmanship Kendrick's the surgeon and
Drake's the dancing nurse with a ghost bro are you secretly having sex with
Kendrick why are you blazing him so hard I don't understand yes bitch every
night I'm bent over the mixing board in the studio getting absolutely
railed by Kendrick I mean I don't know chat in my opinion bro Drake the
He was a real man
He didn't like my mother's prayer
Black and white
There are no black people in America
We are absolutely no clue
We are no clue to what Americans do
We are no clue to what Americans do
Let me go to the Arabic
I'm absolutely no clue to what Americans do
You can spread out the information
The man will spread it out to you
Shut the fuck up you lesbian fuck
Not lesbian
deep and deep a big nose. I'm not a lesbian and I don't work at Burger King bro. Cheating
moodster students. Real or K? Real. Um but hold on, hold on. Um, guys wait, stay
I'm going to check my screen, because I have another imprecision on it right now.
Done.
Alright, alright, yeah.
Guys, literally just cheating in there and just showing it off to me.
Like, I don't understand.
What are you saying?
I'm ready.
Alright, I have to go.
What do you mean?
Girl.
Happy birthday train! Thanks for making the only guy on Twitch that appreciates that
on our pants! And with that, I'll give you access to my private, feet only, Snapchat.
Who is that? That looks uh, this person looks familiar. Who is this? This is um, she looks
familiar I don't know why with that's cutie holy shit how old is this video
Oh no. What do you mean? Okay.
Tens is in VC, drag him.
Omaha, wait, Madison Beer.
Hello?
I
Guys you guys like driving motorcycles, bro
I feel like it's the stupidest shit ever you can just die anybody in chat remember this throwback
Why do I feel like this is a jump scare?
I hear baby
I don't see anything, girl.
I'm gonna show this video to your girl.
Will she date me?
No, you won't at all.
Will she date me?
Oh, man.
I don't know.
Chop, would I look good with a bus cut?
Would I look good with a bus cut, Chop?
Would I look good with a bus cut?
Bro, you can't be that bad.
can't do that on my nose at the camera hi Muda xx
um
um
Um, black chicken nuggets.
Hey, Moody, you want me to change your graduation picture so I can try not to call me the Ennard
again, you Jew.
Why am I under CPU cooler?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why am I on your CPU cooler?
Why am I on your...
TAKE ME OFF YOUR CPU COOLER!
WHAT IS THIS?!
Holy...
How'd you play this?
Let me go on that.
Alright, alright, how do I do this, how do I do this, how do I do this?
How do I do this?
Oh, mongol, enter the arena.
I'm blinking bitch
No 1v1 arena, which I what if I go there's a cock though like I'm scared bro
Let's see how crazy these moggers are.
There's no way I get mugged, right?
Yo, how do I know you're not- yo, yo, are you real?
Are you real?
Oh my god, I'm getting mugged.
I'm actually getting mugged right now.
Oh my God I'm getting mugged. Oh my God I'm getting mugged. Oh my God.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo...
Can someone tell me why! WHAT!?!
Am I in Spore on this website?!
I just got mugged by a little kid!
how are you 8.5?
Aw, he's got a long face so it's fucked him up.
I
Want to get mobs bro, how are you 8.5? Oh, he's got a long face
You play siege yes, you play siege yes, bro. Yes. How is this guy logging his own?
No way
How is this guy?
to you and to get mad ugly and ugly and ugly on life.
I have a mom with her entire bloodline.
They're trying to get mom, your father,
your sister, your brother, everybody, your dog,
your entire bloodline.
Okay, and they clean up on my dick, you know.
It might have really been that chopped to be 5.5.
Like how am I 5.5?
How do I start mogging myself?
How do I mog?
Stop moving and don't talk.
That's like a length of.
Holy fucking Jew.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
I'm not going to be able to do that.
If they fuck you, pussy, pussy, pussy!
PUSSY!
Nice!
How do I keep getting mugged?
Am I actually chopped?
Am I actually chopped?
I'm getting mugged by like 15 year olds. I don't understand.
I'm getting mugged by like 15 year olds.
I don't understand.
Is my face that long?
You have a long face?
Okay, so how do I make my
move your chin up? How?
What do you mean move your chin up?
What do you mean move your chin up?
Are you retarded?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What is life, Gil?
I know it's not mooder.
It's not mooder.
What is like you not moody?
Imagine this is actually moody, it's not moody.
Like how is this guy bulging me, I don't get it.
Oh my god, it's actually Mooda. It's actually Mooda.
Oh my god, chat. What the fuck? How did you guys maggi me? 4.9? They gave me a 4.9! They
gave me a 4.9! I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm getting magged by 15 year olds. I'm getting
Mogged by 15 year olds by 15 year olds. I don't understand. Am I that ugly? Am I that ugly?
Am I that fucking ugly? They're in school mogging me. I'm getting mugged by kids in school
How am I getting mugged by kids in school? I don't understand. It's the head
This is just so unfair like this like both that is just unfair bro
What would it have been like?
All of this would give you...
Like what is when?
Long long it is.
Like what does that mean? Long it is.
What does that mean?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bro what is the law how do I fix a long mid fit chat I'm not ending my show I'm
not I'm not getting off of this game until I'm on someone bro I've been
logged in ten times already like I don't care bro someone please whoever's chopped
in chat connect I will pay you a hundred dollars to get on this website
and get more I need a win trade bro I'm sorry like I need to win trade bro
Like I'm down though. I'm down to pay someone 100 bucks to just vote come look chopped so I can mug you bro
What
Is no it is real
Is that so
Oh my god get in shape well, let me let me let me let me let me margie. Let me Margie bro
Please I need this no way you don't know. No you don't
I don't understand bro, I don't get it.
I don't get it bro, I don't get it.
I don't get it bro, I don't get it bro, I don't get it bro, I don't get it.
Am I actually ugly?
I don't get it.
Like, what am I actually ugly?
I had confidence my entire life.
I had confidence in my life the entire time.
But I genuinely, I don't even know if I deserve confidence anymore.
I don't even know if I deserve confidence anymore, I'm going to go like this, how do I download
cheats for this?
I'm going to download it and go now.
Alright.
right
Did I win any yeah, you win my sound god you read you win which I should win
Oh
My god, how do I just keep getting mom? I don't understand
Bro this gotta be a way like
Put the camera far away.
It's too close to your face.
Like I don't understand.
Like up here maybe?
Skwint?
Just download VR Moghacks.
Loghacks.
I think I should go fuck myself.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Please, I need this.
Please, I need this.
Please.
Move to the close-up work
to go back to being close.
Okay, I'm gonna try one close-up.
Fill the frame, but don't crop your chin.
All right, I mean, why, who is adding this tip here?
Don't crop your chin.
Who is that?
Who the fuck is saying don't crop your chin?
Preparing your 1v1. Oh my god, lock in. Everyone lock in.
Bar.
How low is your elo holy shit LOL?
Like I'm gonna fucking...
Am I really this chopped bro?
Like really?
Are you serious?
What is solo calibration?
Take your first scan.
I look chopped from this angle I'm gonna be honest I look this yeah
I'm not talking about my profile bro
Back in the 1v1 arena bro
There is no way, okay. There is no way, well...
Aw, what is it, chat? What is it? What's the thing called?
Yep, you still look like a bitch.
I mean, the guy's getting a 7.5 in his camp, like, no, no, no, wall of this, there's just no...
What if it's forever it's even better if it's gonna come back?
Bah, alright.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can barely even see it.
I can barely, I can't even see your camera, bro.
I can't even see your camera.
I can't even see your ca-
I can't even see your camera.
camera I don't understand I don't understand I literally don't understand
Shut the shit off
I don't get it bro. I don't get it. I don't get it like I don't get it, bro
Like I don't understand bro. I don't say I got mugged by pixels. I got mugged by pixels, bro
I got mugged by pixels
Oh my god, you know what okay the rating only works on humans by the way, are you retarded?
I am human!
You dumbass!
and fucking work I need to mug so I can get off of this
let's go bro let's go I need a mug
like what does a long mid-face mean
like chat how do I get rid of a long mid-face
chat chat how do I get rid of a long mid-face
Surgery?
Actually, it's the only way
So Chad am I just chopped?
Would I make a private room? I am not making a private room, bro
But it's locked anyway.
I don't think this is like a, wait, can I actually make a private room?
Oh, private room doesn't work.
Chat private room doesn't work.
It doesn't do anything.
I
Did I did child I did I did I refreshed every fresh twice
Refresh monkey Jew like what is that even fucking me?
I am going to log the fuck out of my next appointment.
Is that Mooda?
That's Mooda.
Somebody get a picture.
Get a picture, get a picture, bring it up.
Like, how am I getting mugged by a little kid right now?
I just don't understand.
HOW AM I GETTING Mugged BY A LITTLE KID?
Why is Mooda on here?
That's Mooda, like, one of the...
How am I getting mugged by a little kid?
Why is Mooda on here?
That's Mooda, like, one of the...
How am I getting mugged by a little kid?
How am I getting mugged by a little kid?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro, there's gotta be something wrong.
like there's no way this is real bro there's no way this is real right
bro chat how am I getting mauled by 13 year olds bro I don't understand
chat I don't understand how how am I how am I getting hot what bro cause
After your cheating your aura drop to minus 1,000. Oh, I don't understand
Like can I please?
My stats score coming up.
Big old two.
Yo, you're sub five. Oh my god.
I love you, I love you, even though you're my competitor, I still love you.
Stop talking, you've lost, bro.
You have to beat me more, fine, I'm getting off this website, bro.
Holy shit, when?
Look at how I understand.
Like, I don't get it.
Am I really that ugly?
Really?
Really?
You ain't got no m-
Really?
He said he loves me.
He thinks I'm so chopped that he felt bad and said I love you
He said he loves me because he felt bad how chopped I was out of pennies
I mean, I don't understand. I don't understand like there's gotta be something that's wrong, right?
Chat maybe I'm so good-looking that the AI breaks
Am I so good looking at the AI breaks?
I don't understand, bro.
I-I don't understand.
Stop spiking girls' drinks!
I
Cannot detect bombs
Connor with the 10 gifted
And she's on my word for it, that's all I had to say.
Connor...
Takes the time to get it, bro.
You drew the Greek method.
I mean, what even is the Greek method?
Holy...
How'd you play this?
Let me go.
Wait, what?
How does this guy beat this guy on the right?
What?
How does this guy beat the guy on the right?
What?
How is the guy on the left beating the guy on the right?
Holy!
How'd you play this?
Let me go on that.
How'd you play this? Let me go on that.
Dude, I don't understand, bro.
I don't understand, bro.
Muda, this is another AI website? Check it out?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bro, there's gotta be like chat...
I don't know if this is my ego, bro, but like, I need to... I need to mug someone, bro. Like, at least once, bro.
Like I need to mug someone at least once bro like at least once man right at least once
At least once bro
How do you keep falling for the same website?
I test you. Wait, so it is what is the state of the league?
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Hey, wait, if AD and Alisson the same team, who's starting?
I'm starting with the second one.
Turn out. Yes.
Or they're going to bar it like, yeah.
Who won? Who won?
what happened? Who won? Muda, you got mugged.
His nose long as shit.
His nose is so long.
You...
Tell us no physical way someone with a nose as big as yours can mug anyone.
I just don't understand.
Alright, we got a... I don't know.
Mike, I don't understand, man.
We're gonna look at these tips to get a better ring, nigga, nigga, okay, like, bro, okay.
Yo, is this a streamer?
No, it's not, bro.
Damn, that's a-
Yo, Morg, let's go, let's Morg, right now, go.
the chat can agree with me never ask this is ring bro just admit it never
played with his song and kiss in the car you just
fuck I need a bounce man who won who won who won who won who won who won who won did I win
I won did I win what does this mean what is this mean though it was a tie it was a tie
You're like, oh, oh my god, you're right
Yo, oh
Wait, is Muda actually streaming right now?
Wait, you're looking getting good. Who is that? That's Muda. It's uh, no.
How do you get a 7.1? He looks like a horse.
Yo, who said that? Who said that?
It won't recover anything
Kill me kill me
I do not need your life
I do not need your life
how does he get a 7.1
look out like a horse
who said that
on my life
What do you mean?
Did I win at least chat did I win
Leaked bro, it's okay if I leaked my history, bro. I'm not looking at like corn or anything, bro
long time
Yeah, you're getting more bro
one.
Did I get mugged?
Did I get mugged? Who won?
I lost?
That guy looked like my ball sack.
How did I lose?
That guy literally looks like my balls
on a good day in the fucking Sahara desert, bro.
How the fuck did that guy win?
That guy looks like my balls
after I shave.
Before I go to have sex. How the fuck did that catch beat me?
Like, I don't understand, bro.
I don't understand. What am I doing wrong, bro?
Like, actually, what am I doing wrong, bro?
Oh my god, Muda, please disable ad blocker.
I don't know how.
This fucking shitty ass ad blocker, bro.
Just go OK another VR date.
You have no chance, sir.
Juju-arar, juju-arar, juju-arar, juju-arar.
How do I disable this ad blocker, bro?
Use a different browser?
I mean, Google Chrome is the only one I use.
Disable for this site only?
I'm just gonna try another browser bro. I'm about to-
AH!
I thought I would need something bro.
Chas, edge good. My- the only other browser I have is edge. Is edge good?
No.
Use Firefox, it's Firefox, good.
Click on camera or lock icon.
all right bro I'm so tired of this fucking maulking shit bro like
what is this clip you guys keep sending me bro
she said it you
I literally can barely see you you're black bro like you're literally like I
literally can't see you right now how are you getting a 6.2 when I literally
I literally can't see you. I literally can't see you.
I mean, you know, can you turn the fuck off?
I got mocked. It doesn't matter, bro. It doesn't matter.
I still don't understand, bro.
I lost, bro.
I won. Did I actually win? Wait, what did I actually
want?
My hair's not working too good today.
Doesn't matter if your hair's not good today or you're going to get long.
Oh, you're walking.
You're walking.
Let's go.
How am I a four right now?
How am I a 4 right now?
Uh, yeah, I'm on first.
No.
I'm not really emotionless.
I didn't argue enough.
HAHAHAHA!
AHHHHH!
ONE AGAIN, BITCH!
FINALLY!
OH MY GOD!
FINALLY!
Holy shit, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
One more now. One more. We're gonna kill Shrek. I'm getting a UAV, bro.
I'm not getting off this bitch till I get a UAV.
I'm not getting off this bitch until I get a UAV, bro. Until I get a UAV.
I want a fucking UAV.
I feel like the farther I go from my-
ROSA!
I have it, I have it bro if your camera isn't chatting, no no no I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. But listen both chat if your camera is pixelated you just get more points
It's just it is it is what it is. It is one of this chat. It is what it is
It is what it is, but if you if you have pixels, bro, you get you get mom's and she's how it is, bro
I should have it is
Someone is broke. No, it's not cope. It's literally not cope. It's not cope. It's literally not cope
It's literally not cope. It's literally not cope bro. It's literally not cope resident evil new trailer. What is this?
Wait, stay on guard.
Hello?
I had a little bit of a problem on the road. I was wondering if I could use your phone.
Sony?
I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but some things have happened.
I'm like a seriously fucked up situation right now.
And it looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other again.
I just wanted you to know.
I love you.
She looks like ass.
I mean, it doesn't look bad, but it's just, I don't know.
Ah!
Chat, one's the last time you guys chat.
chat when is the last time you guys went to um like a movie theater
bro it's been like so long
oh my god
You're goonies to somebody and one day I'm gonna figure out who I think you're overreacting
I know you're going to break your head stop clip farming bro Jesus Christ
Hey Stingy, you're the Bay Harbor gooner.
Get down!
Get down!
Nah, I should have fucking retarded. Like, I should have fucking retarded.
Yeah, I should have fucking retarded.
Times when YouTube niggas went to O-Block.
First case, sir.
Right before you blew up mo, you was making bad stuff.
Next, Ninja.
What in the top niggas doubted if V-Cart ran out of stock, she's a dad in the Reebok.
Lastly, Dream.
I ain't got a ass, I'm gonna destroy the school as well.
What?
I was Conor McGregor before Conor McGregor, I was...
Don't finish it.
I can't finish the video.
I was the first Conor McGregor.
I was Conor McGregor.
Yo, what the fuck?
No, this is literally a horror fucking...
Like, what is this, bro?
What is this, bro?
I don't understand.
Like what is this?
W react, bro.
That was funny.
That was a funny react, bro.
That was a funny react.
So what game do we hop on?
What game should we hop on?
Should we hop on Rocky League?
I'm low key in the mood to hop on Rocky League, actually.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
must suck bean chopped and bad at rocket league
when this one v1 and deal gift 5 subs ugly have eb
I'm not losing this one V1 Grav.
I'm not losing this one, everyone.
I'm not losing this one, everyone.
BITCH!
BITCH!
You fucking pussy!
YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
Mudo I love the streams also just do 1v1s with view as some cju idiots
This guy is so ass. These are the teammates I get matched up with. These are the teammates
they get matched up with an instantly FF
back out boar sleep just fucking leave
Oh my God.
No way, right?
No way, right?
no way right?
say wabla bro
I fucking hate this game, bro.
All in a span of one minute and thirty seconds.
All in the span of one minute and 30 seconds like how
How does he beat me? Oh my god, bro. Are you fucking serious?
Like boy, what am I doing wrong?
What I do wrong
That's going to sting the ego big time.
How am I gonna tab out for two minutes, come back and you got filled faster than Bonnie
Blue.
Bro, go fuck yourself Connor.
cheat please this guy said cheat please
Oh my god, Chad I think I'm gonna buy a rainbow stick season count today
I don't understand, though.
It's okay, Judah, you'll get them next time.
Cut of meat emoji.
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I can't believe we got banned for, oh my god, bro.
I can't believe we got banned, bro.
I can't believe we got banned for cheating 10 years ago, bro.
Just so I can't believe we got banchan
Who's the we what do you mean who's the we bro?
When I was
I
Yeah
Style and oh
All the things you need you still won't problem though
All the things I know I still been silent. No Chad. Do I did a spoof my PC if I want to play that game again
Real question, Jai, do I have to spoof my PC to get back on that game or no?
If you get to TOS Band, it's a hardware ID Band right away.
It was a TOS Band.
It was a manual Band for a past Band account.
I wanna do a champ to a champ, a road to champ, bro.
The thing is, bro, if I duel with any streamer,
they're gonna instantly know my account, bro.
No, why would I get banned on Twitch?
I'm not cheating, bro.
Tyler1 did it a long time ago.
He didn't get banned for cheating, though.
got banned for toxicity yeah but banned it doesn't but like saying you still got
banned at the end of the day he wasn't allowed to play Tyler he wasn't allowed
to play League anymore at the end of the day which are the same thing for me I'm
not allowed to play that's so crazy how they banned the biggest streamer at the
time for toxicity
for once don't let the thinking go to the brain in your nose don't trust your
channel over again you can entertain us in other ways pause hey mooder you are my
favorite Jewish streamer it was nice to see you out at the western wall last
Sunday I'm glad you got a chance to kiss the wall sending love from
Tel Aviv. Ju, Ju, Arar, Ju. Wait, chat, benefiting is TOS on Twitch? How's that, how's that a
thing though? Because Tyler won, benefited a lot back in the day, no? Tyler won
He kind of benefited a lot back in the day, no?
He did that off stream? No, did he? No he didn't.
Was he not playing on stream and then banned and then he was just chat is wrong
evaded for years. See chat? But wait, would he do it on stream or no? Chat, you guys are
confusing twitch bands with game bands. Yes, I agree. You can't ban evade on twitch. If
If you get bin on Twitch and you go on another account, you get from a bin.
We all know that.
I'm talking about, like...
I
I know I want to play Valkyrie with the ex bro. I miss ex bro. He just ex gets on so late
I can't believe they stream so late, bro. I don't know how they do it like genuinely. I
Tried streaming like on the late schedule for a bit with training X and Greek and uh, is there a rock in your head?
It's a very bad look just play Valorant or something else it stares against twitch if you get spam reported
of
I'm getting fucking sniped in this game right now, oh my god.
fuck, that's a goal
Oh my god!
As much as I would like to see you play R6, don't try to evade it would ruin your chance
to be unbanned legitimately later.
I know, true, but I mean bro, Tyler won was benefiting for years until he got finally unbanned.
That's Riot Games.
So is Riot Games better than Ubisoft?
bro different game different company doesn't matter same shit
what the fuck are you guys saying bro?
If anything, Riot is way stricter than fucking...
Riot's entire company is run by like fucking...
Oh my god.
Like...
Just...
Losers.
users stricter is a word retarded yeah you guys can say that lookie like it's just it's
run by like a what is this 14 months with the goat love the mood yeah but your camera
is literally and your camera is like I don't understand I mean I don't know I
feel like God feels bad for you bro the website feels bad for that's why they're
giving you 8.7 like that it just makes no sense
I got my playing siege while band is aura imagine how many viewers you will
get you're just mad I'm on you
I
Chat Rainbow Six Siege we play Rainbow Six Siege. Okay, bro
They're my
Valorance motherfuckers talking like twitch toes isn't a publicly available document. You can search and read search this
Siege 1v1's
The thing is that if I do siege 1v1s, I need to set it up because it takes time, like I
can't make the 1v1.
I need to get a mod and the mod needs to, and also bro, like I don't know, do I even
want a 1v1?
Like I don't know.
Bro, I'm in the mood for like, I'm in the mood to play like, I'm in the mood
the play. I can do it tomorrow as a segment chat. Should I do 1v1 in viewers? I'm down
to do 1v1 in viewers on Siege tomorrow. I'm down to do 1v1 in viewers on Siege tomorrow.
I'm down. I'm down to do 1v1 in viewers for Siege.
Someone said do the- someone in the chat said do banevade- someone in the chat said banevade on kick
Doesn't matter bro. It would only- but chat the thing is
the thing is
I mean, I don't know bro. I got banned or sorry Tyler wanted to banevade on fucking
Weed like years ago, but when they ended up getting unbanned
Tyler won
Tyler won band
Ten years ago this was ten years ago
I
I'm gonna have to exchange nine up boys. It's only game. Why do you have to be mad? What's up, dude?
Damn bro
Let's read it the indefinite Bay of Tyler one this does mean
I'm going to have to XJ9 it boys.
It's only game.
Why do you have to be mad?
What's up dude?
Janna should have ulted under nexus.
These kids are bad.
Yeah, it's fine dude.
Boys, do you know what this means?
Do you boys know what this means right here?
Look, bro, instant feedback catches the most unsportsmanlike players in the league, but
some people go out of their way to continue ruining games for the community because of
a well documented history of account bans or verbal abuse, international feeding as
well as account sharing, class purchasing, a vision of sportsmanship systems and player
We will not allow Tyler one to hold a League of Legends account and definitely any account
Defendively used by him will be banned immediately upon identification
We know we're not perfect in this drag on too long, but we want you to know when the rare player comes along with a genuine jerk
We've still got your back
They were literally shit talking to who's a genuine jerk
Bruh, I'm gonna miss you guys. I'm gonna miss you guys. I am
It's been fun. I've had a fun, uh, you know a
Fun time streaming with you boys. I have it's been fun
Girl score, I'm I'm I'll come with you man
Man found I still have that but then I'm league
That is so insane
XJ9, my friends. XJ9, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I have a... I have a choice guys down.
Let's go.
What will you do? I ask.
Well, what does XJ9 do?
That's what.
Only... it's only game. Why do you have to do math?
No, my nigga. I love you.
Thanks, dude. Thanks, Wolf.
What are you guys saying? Do I dodge? Should we suck it out?
I'm streaming, KJ.
If I play other games on my Twitch?
I'm gonna suck it out.
Probably not, no. Probably won't.
Boys.
It's been a good ride. I've had a good time with you guys.
Wait, hold on. Give me a second.
Give me a second, boys.
I gotta show League-related content.
Or else I'm gonna get in trouble.
Hey, hey, thank you, Beth. Appreciate that.
I still love you and your stream, though.
I don't know, I don't know where I'm gonna go, guys.
From here, you know.
It's not live, boys. We all saw it coming.
That's you see KG by riot that's you see hey cut the right, but not my barrel
Keep sure I can't stream it anymore guys. I'll be banned as soon as even count now. Well, I quit playing Lee now
I won't play Lee
But I'm not gonna stream it. Oh
Hey guys, no
What's going on there?
Uh, good happening.
If you have a voice, follow me on Twitter.
It's still Sunday.
Alright, don't cry.
Alright, best of all, don't cry.
Boys, don't cry.
Be strong.
Be strong.
We're okay.
I'll pull through.
Believe me, I've lived there a minute.
A nice run with Lee.
Alright guys, signing out.
Gonna miss you, man.
Later, boys.
Give me how many times?
Okay, so holy shit.
And then he got unbanned two years later.
I'm okay chat can we talk about like okay
chat can we talk about the pros and cons like we all know okay what's the pro of
just doing what Tyler one did ten years ago like genuinely
okay so pros what are the pros of just benefiting like what are the pros of
of doing what Tyler won. Tyler won literally did what I'm talking about. Like he literally
did what I'm about to do. I get to play the game again.
Why risk it? Bro, what am I risking? Nothing's gonna get risked. Why do you guys keep saying it's risked?
I'm already banned from the game, bro, and I appealed it and they denied my appeal.
So the worst of worst could have already happened.
I
Stay on this
Well, you guys understand that nothing will happen my twitch right nothing will happen to my twitch
Like at all
Nothing will happen with my Twitch, it has nothing to do with my Twitch, not cause I'm
cheating.
I
What do you mean no one will respect you bro, bro, what do you mean you guys are thinking way too deep
I
Where to need a drop
Thanks
Are you sure cuz this comes around
Why do you turn call go around do a water turn call go around I mean turning
Yeah, this is definitely an end to angle
You're go back in so
Yeah, I don't want to be there
Long
And kill this mother on beyond beyond beyond
He ran away from shore
I should look through your mind.
Watch out, you're gonna fire at things.
Wait, I have my ult.
Close right, close right.
Who said nice try? Yo, don't ever fucking speak to my duo until a round's over, you understand me?
I literally don't think anyone said nice driver
No, no, I heard it
I heard it, I'm not, I'm not excuse
Are you sure that just wasn't me that just said nice?
I didn't say it
He went around the whole time
It was sova
It was sova
Someone said it
Or, or I just say flash rainbow 16 and stay on this game
Holy shit
Yo, you have 0 kills in NT
you
you
you
you
you
No, XUC.
Oh
It was just pro league
I just got banned from a pro league turns out to be the goat right the goat the juicer oh
Tyler one gets banned from league since when oh gee oh gee go
Hey, bro, I'm in jail are not even touching Platinum over what when I
You're not
Wait, what are you doing with Ruto? That's so tough.
I'm solo. I don't know this guy.
Wait, why is this my duo?
Oh, gosh, guys, dude.
KJ one more.
I mean guys like 14 and 1 and this like come on we got a lock in seriously can we do a
breathing exercises before we reach I'm gonna be very upset bro when you lock in
please wait wait you have to do the flu to make it we need to lock in guys
genuinely hard hard hard hard hard yeah how are you playing the game you're banned
like I see I'm not banned I only have been for a week wait wait she don't
Cross your head
Subway surfers minecraft roblox
about flappy bird
Yo, you cannot cheat in there. It's so hard. Yes, you can
To the temple run to
That's my favorite game
Yeah
Let's walk, walk, walk, please
They will come
Come through
I'm about to waste my life's money on the new bundle of values alive
Now the new bundle is actually in the mine
I should be going after you
If they can nerf neon in the shotguns
This game will be very tough
If you turn those gaps it will still look good
The game is at an all time low right now bro
Oh, bro, they didn't arrest the game.
You're bottom grass.
Oh my god!
What is up with me and my knives right now? My knives are so ass. I need to get some water.
I don't like the water.
One enemy remaining.
Ooh, 100kj? We're just lying for fun.
15.
We're just lying for fun.
I watched him with my own eyes, he hit him with two nines.
We're in our dead. Request, brother.
Putting the positive along by Grudge.
Taking a walk in.
Guys, swear I'm not lying.
Guys.
Alright, say nothing soon.
One B.
Wait, there's a KJ over B, huh?
I think it's...
Alright, Jax just one tap me
Guys, they're A, one
I think we're now, going with them
A long
What is this?
Oh, God
Spike down A
Last player standing
Three in A
I'm done.
I read this bro.
Fight planted.
Oh.
They have so volt.
Yeah, I don't know.
I should find mid on Nika.
I'm dead.
Hey man, I feel bad. I got you.
Aw.
What? Everyone woke up?
It's all mine.
When is the bundle giveaway?
I want a chance to get it.
Why is there one more there?
How was it one more bro?
One more, two more.
Oh shit, oh shit.
No, close up.
Nice, nice.
Nice.
You're actually telling me.
You're actually telling me, bro.
Josh, we got that kill.
Josh, should we do a 12 hour stream today?
Nah, you're doing so tough, bro.
Yeah, I'm good from our stream today
I'm lucky down
Yeah, what should we play today? Should we try these a little bit?
Take a drill we have so little
We have you got you got it
I'm still waiting for my trader to trade me.
I was just saying that out of bed.
Up A bro.
Up A. Up A. Bro, still like stupid.
I'm gonna catch him here.
I'm gonna keep him.
That's not a bad play but you're like swinging holding shift.
Are you done man?
Cheshire Cheshire
I got a teammate though
Bro, I
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yo, I'm feeling a split C.
Let's do it.
Yo, who is he feeling?
Hey, bro, I started drinking sparkling water, guys.
This is like pretty fire, bro.
Like Reno?
Yeah, how'd you know?
Yeah, it's just fire.
It's good for you, too, different digestion.
Spitsy, spitsy, spitsy.
Wait, is it actually good for you?
Yeah, it's really good for digestion
What are some games we play today?
Play some Val, do the Val segment, and then what?
They're both 1 HP, they're actually both 1 HP.
Maybe some CS, but every time I play CS without skins.
8 HP and 13 HP.
I want to kill myself, and this guy just isn't answering.
This guy just isn't answering.
I
Just we put
Nice
Should we play should we play uh, what's your why are you so sad?
That should be um
Should we um wait rain of flash mid
Oh, and we're all slot.
Okay.
Last player stand.
Flanking.
How old are the 30 here?
Wait, what?
All we need to do?
We actually got mind control later on.
Why did we run it down mid?
Hey, Jirol, you're closer-ass, bro.
Yo, you guys have a mind of your own.
I said go back in.
We have a body slamming.
I actually blame this game on Jirol.
Ah, idiosnalas.
That's it.
Guys, guys, guys.
Chill out, guys.
Chill, chill, guys.
chill chill
i agree let's go five girls
let's let's win bro let's win
we win bro can you ace and then like pump your chair after
no bro i i i i got banned too much time for that bro
bro they're they're always banging on me
you're dead for humping your chair
yes bro yes sexual activity apparently i'll push one weekend
landing ahead
no one's on b, on b
and you'll get some air
Oh my god, there's just four everywhere I go yo general you're actually fat
Yo, I was gonna say godmine I didn't even get one
All right, no, I thought I do think sees the player but we should split
Ask excuse your trade with some ass trade for skins. He said that I'll you'll just bring you right me to a trader that has a lot of shit
Hmm, so
and then
There's a crazy user
I'm just looking at the ground, bro. I feel like they're sniping
Oh my god, they mothered you, they mothered you.
Oh my god, what is happening?
Oh my god, what is happening?
Oh my god, what is happening?
We saved C-Sports.
Nobody's good at it.
Nobody's good at it.
Nobody's good at it.
Wait, where did you guys kill?
His back right here, I think we just rush CS. Why?
Hi, I'm saving I
Delay fuck that bro. Wait, we're all gonna get Molly long move. I took it to split it still. Can you shock it?
Oh, there's nothing in the garage. This is a turret
this is going to be really bad
this is really bad
I just leave
we smoke, there's four
that's four, that's four, that's four
I just don't understand life anymore bro
three more C
give me some
give me the eight more
wait, C
Chat, what is your like top three rotation in a game right now?
Like what are y'all playing in now chat?
Cuz like low key Valorant, I like Valorant, but I can't do eight hours of Valorant
That'll just never happen anymore. It's impossible. I have done too much. Oh, but like I want to kind of I want to start up um
I want to do like
China or Japan rank 1st?
China or Japan rank 1st?
China or Japan rank 1st?
Which will low key be the like insane?
But yeah, I need a really good Chinese rank once like I need a really really good Chinese
player basically
One beat
Leave leave leave leave
And the stream doesn't end until I get rank one
Just for running just for run just for one
You can't get one here little
Oh, you know many times I've heard that I've heard that for and a for that for you see my god
I've really heard that look at the everywhere. I'm like he's gonna. I'm actually used to it
Chat the first two regions are the hardest to do rank one EU and rank one and a with the two hardest to do
Because let me tell you guys why I was new to traveling
I was new to streaming and I was new to all the I literally am Thanos now
So it doesn't matter what fucking happens to my own thing and I'm the best I've ever been
I think we shouldn't it's easy easy run when I'm the best I've ever been the group easily you have some
I don't know serves of like player wise all right. We're gonna kill drill guys. We're gonna kill you
All break our
The next break one China will just literally be so insane bro. I'm not a lot
That's gonna be so hard to like do
I don't even know what to do it because he is going on
Oh my god, so shame, so shame, so shame.
What is working?
Bro, these guys are sniping by the way.
That's so shameless, that is so shameless.
That is so shameless.
KillJay insta-walkdown mid for it.
Wait, do you know who's sniping on their team?
Good bye, good bye.
That's definitely what I can do, bruh.
Yeah, chat. The language barrier will be tough.
But the thing is, it doesn't matter because my gameplay is so unique.
I don't rely on comms, bro, to be honest.
My gameplay is like complete ego and like, kind of solo play. Part 6, man.
Take an ace piece.
Ah, coming down.
Like, I barely listen to comms anyway.
I would just need a really good rank one Chinese duo I need a Chinese duo
The guy that can speak fluent Chinese
Oh my god
What are you drinking it's mostly water it's good dive, but yeah, bro
The only thing that I'm like a little tricky on is no learn book. I heard you can't
I heard you can't stream
We don't want to go to spy bro, like I'm like a low
You don't even need a call bro
Like I can you stream on switch in China
One mode
A lot written here, it could be flying
speed did it on youtube not twitch
i shoulda
twitch is blocked in china but just use a vpn
but i don't think it works like that bro
hey guys we don't win when we fight man
i don't think it works like that chat
swing mid by the way there's one breaking my turret every round
I think is I really want to do China bro because I'm really big in China chat like
I want to give like I want to do every region bro. I want to do I love to go to China bro
I'm just saying this time. I love to go to China
Actually I will turret
Hey, no down window one more B
One more B, one more
still going
hey player a player a player 1v1 right now wait you're right Max yeah you're
right Max did a stream in China how how did Max stream in China I'll remember
that where did he go where did where did max go
give a chat where did he go he went to Hong Kong chat where was max's stream
Hong Kong
I'm going to risk it, stop, you're going to be smart.
Get out of my way!
60k on J.
There.
Walk up.
Yeah, it's got Hubble swan, you know.
Wait, still got KJC.
There's one more, one more.
Hubble Swing.
One garage.
One C.
Two long.
Yeah, Ja and Phoenix.
Oh.
I
Yeah, and Phoenix
Um, hello cheaters in China
I'll have a death permanently like watching my skin, but I'm pretty sure we've reached that sort of like
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Levels
No, no, I want to do China. I want to do China. I want to do China first. I want to do China first
Take it don't watch I'd have to I'd have to uh nice
Oh, I'm a fucking Jesus
Definitely not you
Take it
One more team together in a bad bad same shit. I'm sorry is fun
Shall we should be play after Valorant by the way?
We have B, grab bomb, Gibby.
Wait, can you guys go back there? Look.
It's all your fault, I blame it all on you.
Did Skins get a reply though, not yet, unfortunately no.
Wait, this guy just...
Almost healing.
So Louis Ealing, he's probably gonna be fuckin' dead.
Is anyone playing with Sombra?
Sombra's a duo.
Yeah, I don't wanna play any more rank to be honest after this game.
I'm just getting, like, this game, like, owns me, bro.
Like, this game owns me, bro.
I don't know every game I play I just get sniped in those games disgusting
That's right, like I can only do segments to be honest
Like once you reach 1,000 viewers 1,000 viewers you're fucked. I remember streaming like anywhere between
500 viewers
They would always snipe yes scenes POV instead of mine
Everyone said it's like you said having a thousand viewers just gonna get fried
All right, OPTIME, LET'S GOOOOOO!
OPTIME, BABY, OPTIME.
So you guys know I'm literally the best operator in the world, right?
Y'all know I'm the best operator in the world, right?
not sure how to do it
i'm only grass
leave me
not chat do you think they can
fuck
are they in?
no, they can be
nah
like how does... no no no
oh my god
oh my god
These fucking stankers are disgusting well literally disgusting. This looks like the end day. This looks like the end day
Oh my god
They're not speeding up see
Duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh
Chat, recently I-
It's 5kj running garage
Chat, recently I started using my um
No noise
30 seconds left
Like, the stream chat I've been using
Nice, one more garage, one on the end
My ergonomic chair
My 100 dollar ergonomic chair
You can rotate off of it, you can rotate off of it
Instead of my secret lab 800 dollar chair
Garage window
One and uh
What's your fun?
The difference is so insane so
10 seconds
Like I don't know how a 100 dollar 10 seconds left
Fikes planted
The older
dollar chair
Switching sides.
Matchpoint.
From where?
It's like a random Chinese-
It's like I literally had no name.
Was it a random Chinese, um...
Chair, bro?
I had to tell you the best chair ever.
I need to call the rest of them.
Nope, nope.
The call is no call.
It's the only round we've won.
I threw the round, like, I threw the match point round.
Get her for the middle.
I mean, brawl is the key to getting her on the middle of a chat.
I break a lot of my chairs, bro.
So I don't know if I can do that.
I don't want to break the $3,000 share.
Bro, that is so bullshit.
Yo, this guy better have been hit for like 900.
He's going to Molly this watch.
He knows I'm one inch deep and he's going to Molly.
Really?
I'm just paranoid now.
I'm actually just paranoid.
What's that timing?
KJ walked out C long?
What the fuck yeah I did. I was one in like...
30
30 seconds left. One enemy remaining. My ult is ready!
I'd be a 5 hiter if I actually use the only phone.
C long, fast C, it sounds like.
Yeah, long.
help jay help jay
they're out
i think soba 1 hp
i already have 35 soba
it was 1 hp on top
It's so cool.
So hard, bro. Like, what do I even do there?
Do I walk out? I can't. There's a drone on me.
Do I just rush the drone? I have an AWP, but I'm a bandit.
Even if I kill him, I get instantrated.
And then we just lose now, because it's fucking the attack.
We got it.
Just start A and let me know what you see.
C split, C split, C split, C split, C split, C split, C split.
Go, go, go.
Cush him, Cush him, Cush him.
Sorry.
Sova, a guy that- there's three here!
They're all here, they're all here, yeah.
I mean, they're off the nature window.
Oh my god, Sova is here.
The guy that plays A is on C.
Holy shits.
Oh my god, it's like, I don't know.
I'm not even gonna sit here and bitch.
It's over, I'm over it, bro.
I'm over it.
I'm over it, bro.
I'm so over it.
I'm over it, bro. So over it. This game is so unplayable. They really need to do something.
They really, really, really need to do something. Alright chat, that's one view. You know what,
bro? If I can't have fun playing ranked, at least we can have fun playing fucking
segments, bro. Chat, listen. I'm doing a segment giveaway today. Listen, bro.
No one was able to beat me yesterday, which is a shame, bro, listen.
If anyone can beat me, if anyone beats me today, I will go ahead and give away this $100
crew numbing bundle.
Now chat, listen, I didn't do my YouTube intro.
Listen, I didn't do my YouTube intro, bro, don't be, did I just stain my shirt?
Oh, no, it's not.
What is this?
A banana peel?
All right
Yo stop saying hi YouTube stop saying hi YouTube you're gonna ruin the video
Stop saying hi YouTube you guys are gonna ruin the video bro. Anyway, listen
Hey, what's going on YouTube my name is moody here back with another YouTube video
Today guys, we're gonna be doing beat me in a 1v1 get the new crew Nami 2.0 bundle
You guys want to be in future videos?
Just like this one make sure to join my twitch.tv slash mooder. I stream every single day for 10 hours a day
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Join my discord to join my segments every single day
I hold segments literally every single day to show my discord join my twitch and no
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One two three if your dick is big now. Let's get on with the video
Chad W. And so yes, you know Chad W. And so yes, you know
Chad W. And so yes, you know
Yo, why are y'all stepping one two three your dick is small, bro
Yo guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Yo, yes, please
Please don't take care of my sheep for a second, but while I go take a piss, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back
Sure, I'll be back
Why are they spamming beta already?
Dark, say something
You say something, Darks
Darks
My mic is broken
my mic is broken I can't talk hello so you're just not talking anymore
just not talking anymore I'm not ending it up fucks yo Darex don't redeem it
please yeah maybe don't eat the sushi please no maybe you can't use chopsticks
to eat food no bad my god don't fucking eat chicken chicken masala every day
now bro we can't use chopsticks stop asking no you can't take a bath in the
fucking mangulasi no bro you can't drive the car I'm the one who drives
Yeah, you can't fucking dress the fucking
Hi chat hello yeah next segment, please hello make segment, please
Like this even harder now
Yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, hello?
Yo, hello?
Hello?
Yeah, that's a voice changer now.
No, it's left.
She's the one from the segment.
Wait, leave, be honest.
Do you think I have an Indian accent?
Indian accent?
Low key, but it's okay.
Why are we low key?
I don't even Indian.
What do you want?
No, I'm not, I'm not!
You're Indian, you're from America
What?
Yes, what do you mean?
So we're lying, so we're lying
All my life I'm Arab
You're, you're not
Yes I am!
You literally ate chicken tikka masala for the first time
Bazaarite, bazaarite
You only far from
I'm from Poland, but I live in UK
Kurwa!
Okay
You know what, Melvin, aren't you, um, never mind, I'm not gonna say it.
Say it, say it. No, no, I'm not gonna say it.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna say it.
No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I can say it if you want.
No, what do you want to say?
No, no, you say it first.
You say it, but you can't, like, think of now.
You know what, like, it's okay. You can make us sushi and we can all eat it.
Yeah, I kicked her. What the fuck is she saying, bro?
Is she wrong? No, is she wrong though?
Never gonna fucking direct me ever again
Yo, is she wrong? Is she wrong? She's right though
Is she wrong? Is she wrong is she wrong?
Oh, he's mad
He's mad
It's okay bro, it's okay
Like I know it's hard that you can't drive
Yo, Tala!
That you only eat with this fucking sushi
Yo, Tala, you shut the fuck up
Nowhere's talking
Tala, thank you for the 5 gift
Wait, is that the Tala that gift of like a 5000
Sushi boy angry
Okay, you wanna laugh?
Sushi boy angry
Sushi boy angry
Okay guys, guys, do your thing for dars
I don't even have to say anything, just do your thing guys
Was I right?
Yeah, look, I don't even have to say anything
You fucking Indian
Yeah, you are just a fucking chicken-ticking-masala fucking
No, fucking drink some fucking mango lassi
I'm not even Indian.
Yo, there's fucking Mongol Lassi coming out of your fucking...
Oh my god, that's a warma guy is here.
He's gonna bomb us now.
What? You're on the same boat?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, Muda.
No, Muda, we're not eating so warm. No, pros.
No, no, we're not drinking cold.
Wait, wait, really dogs, really dogs.
Dugs, where do you currently live right now, dogs?
In India.
Really?
Yes, in Mumbai.
Well, you live in India
Okay, say what I didn't went right
See what I
Don't say what long small things
All right, yeah now listen, this is what we're going to do bro. This is what we're going to do. Okay now chat I
Am going to host a 1v1
anyone who ever beats me gets the bundle bro please bow I don't know if I'm
either the best player in the world or y'all are just ass lock in tell what the
five gifted I love you I missed you bro it's been a long time
Alright, 3, 2, 1, whoever joins gets the joint first.
AWW013. Fuck me.
Barat.
Didn't you just snipe me?
Barat.
Sorry, new code, new code.
code sorry we need to do a new code ah there is too much people sorry all right three two
One. Three, two, one.
Um, moving your dog sheets.
Adorable Senboy.
Adorable Senboy. Do you have a mic? Adorable Senboy?
I know.
Are you ready to 1v1?
Yes.
Alright, I'm down.
Let's go.
Chat, what is this?
I need a new class.
This is like the best class in the game.
If you're a girl and you want to fly out to my city for my birthday that I will pay for
a chat I will pay you for your flight type one type one if you guys want to enter my
fuck-a-fan contest for my birthday. Type one of the chat if you want to join my
fuck-a-fan contest for my birthday.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, I had drinking carbonated water out of glass.
Feels very premium, bro. Feels very, very premium. And I'm getting a lot of water a
a day I'm getting a lot more water than all of you like I believe in myself
oh yeah what's going on how do you see what can you tell me what your name your
name is family but do you want me to call you something else
Grown-ass man drinking sparkling water like what does that even fucking mean?
Like genuinely what does that even mean?
Did you crack sage mommy
Flabba-dabba bazaar
Is that what Jixi would do chat
My dad where's that standing ahead there they are
Where are you bro?
Does he predict this?
Barret.
Checkmate.
I have survived more than they have ever seen.
TALO WENT THE TWENTY SUBZU!
TALO WENT THE GUN BLESSED!
Bro, I missed you, bro.
I've played- I- I missed you, bro.
And shuttle, you've been okay, bro.
And shuttle, you've been good, bro.
Yo, why are you playing so passive?
Bro, you're supposed to be attacking me.
Why are you sitting all the way in the back of the spawn?
But what's the fucking even happening?
Why is your name Adolable Fenboy?
And why do you sound like that?
I
Why are you guys laughing at
Three
YAAAHHHHHHHHH
I mean like a man
Watch the bank stream
Oh wait
Should we watch the bank stream yo excuse me waiting room. Yo stop post stop saying that
so
Who here is waiting for me as waiting for ex-cc?
Who here is waiting for ex-cc?
They're all alive.
Barra.
Are you serious?
Let him be outplayed.
Let him be outplayed.
Are you serious?
Let him be outplayed.
Let him be outplayed.
Well, who do you think you are, bro?
Save nothing.
Where are you looking?
Chesh, should we play Minecraft after this?
I look like you wanna play Minecraft like bed wars.
I wanna try to win a game of solo bed wars.
Biggie
Switching sides how am I a camper? I'm the one pushing you brother other ways to be useful
Chad, this isn't the best classic skin. I'm not even gonna lie. Chad, aim a better classic skin.
Could you handle me? Be honest.
Have you had experience with a male?
No bro, I'm not, I'm straight bro, I like girls.
Standing ahead.
My ult not ready.
Are you stuck in?
Am I what?
What'd you say?
The flying drone.
You can't do that you said something and you said something and distracted me
Speak English yo, yo, let's get this me off bro banks is live
I
Can't believe banks is still streaming what is phase banks is thing eyes up. What even is banks is a
Banks doesn't even have a channel
He's not live really area
Take flight
Where are you running?
Matchpoint!
We are strong because we are together.
Don't forget that.
I was faze banks 40 years old so streaming
The truth about phase
Oh god
The best of the best and we still forget the spike
Deep breath
Banks made y'all slay
Standing ahead
Don't say that bro
Yeah, I'm not, you know, I'm not a part of the phase guys, bro.
How could Chargers, you literally can't say that, bro.
Who's y'all?
We, I wish he made me, to be honest.
Actually, no.
I don't wish.
I want my own path.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, now.
Fuck.
Now, yeah.
Where are you?
we were never here my bad bro my bad again oh bro can I be honest adorable
son boy can I be can I be honest can I be honest bro my chat and I like you so
much bro i think i'm just gonna go ahead and buy you the bubble anyway bro
now we are you serious i'm just kidding bro yes
chat should we watch the facebake let's watch facebakes bro i want to watch party facebakes
So I want to wash party face banks, bro
I want to wash party face banks, bro. All right, let's put the putt. Let's put the segment on pause for like 10 minutes
you
you
you
you
you
Like book is but like what like black boy max
Plot boy max Ron Lacey Jason
Like it was literally
Like I'm not gonna lie well as I got as a streamer. I'm not I'm gonna put my ego aside
Like that was really that was a really good like group. Well, they were really funny
And they really did like they really did do really good. And then I don't know what happened, bro
Like obviously they're not really, I wouldn't say they're like as a group anymore, but they're all like kind of with their separate way, kind of, but they're all still funny and hilarious though, like to be honest.
So it doesn't really matter. They don't need to have phase to be funny, you know?
But like, it was nice to see...
So
much asked that why is he acting like he cured cancer
I
I want the songs over. It's wrapping up right now.
Yeah, here we go, fix it, switch it, switch.
Are we live?
We're good?
Wow, um, fuck, oh fuck, this is crazy, um, I'm FaZe Banks and I'm live in 2026, wow.
Yeah, I'm not a streamer clearly as you guys can see um
I'm on a set right now, and I'm live streaming, but I'm not a streamer
I will be live every Thursday at this time 1 p.m. PST for the remainder of the year and why I
around 1 30
Reveals and then I've been working really hard on
And yeah, I'll be live at least every Thursday might spark up on a random fucking Tuesday night
If I have to if I have to say some shit and we're gonna get in all of it
But the first thing I want to say, first and foremost,
is how incredibly grateful I am to just be here.
I'm incredibly grateful for my entire career, my entire life.
Everybody in this chat right now,
whether you've been following me for 15 years and love me
or you fucking despise me, I appreciate it all the same.
And just the fact that you guys care about
anything that I've ever done, anything Phaze has ever done,
anybody ever affiliated or associated with Phaze,
you've changed my life, you've changed all of their lives.
our employees like I'm living a dream my life is quite literally a dream come true so don't
at any point in any of this feel sorry for me or anybody else for that matter honestly
if you know what I mean if you find yourself feeling sorry for a fucking streamer that
makes $300,000 a month then I don't know we're all living a dream we're all extremely lucky
and I think it's really important that we talk about that more and just you know
pay attention to that and just express that gratitude and I really am I truly am so
grateful um this is my entire life this is all that I know um and I'm phased banks and it's fucking
I mean I'm not technically in phase right now nobody is we'll get into all that but um and and
what that looks like but oh man this this last this last few months has been crazy the last
couple years has been even crazier what is this guy's saving both guys warping chat jump us seven
I've been in the shadows, guys, larking right now.
It's been a fucking horror film in a lot of ways,
but it's been a movie nonetheless,
and you guys still fucking care about it.
And again, just one more time,
thank you so much for caring.
Yeah, so without further ado, let's get into it.
Why everybody's here, my tweet yesterday, my trailer.
Thank you, everybody who watched that.
The feedback was fucking way better than I thought it
would be, obviously the same old tire and I'm old,
to get it and phase is dead, give it up.
We expected that and honestly, I'm not mad at it,
but yeah, people fucking care and I appreciate it.
The truth about phase, the tweet, the truth about-
Chai, you used to watch four before phase, okay?
The fucking, the phase files, like yeah.
I'm gonna just say it right here, right now.
There's gonna be none of that.
We're not sharing conversations.
We have absolutely, there's no bad blood.
This next 15, 20 minutes for me is really going to be a turning of the page and I just
wanted to talk to you guys from the chest, from my heart.
I don't have any notes.
This isn't scripted.
I'm speaking from the chest and I felt like that was very, very important for me to do.
And I felt like it was very important for me to do that live.
Because I just want you guys to see me and hear me.
And yeah, the truth is, the truth about phase, the truth is I think that everybody
lost. I think that I lost. I think that the boys lost. I think that phase of course lost.
And I think the biggest loser in all of this is you guys, to be honest. The audience. The
special was honestly a miracle. We all felt it. We all knew it. And we all have this
common goal and this common sense of bringing this thing back.
Sonion.
kind of exactly where we're at now.
I was in a room alone,
there was a couple people there with me,
but for the most part alone.
And I had this vision on how to bring fucking phase back
and in a dream really to bring phase back
because I hated the state it was in.
This thing means a lot to me.
It's a huge part of my life.
It's the most important thing I've ever done
and likely ever will do.
So yeah, and the irony is we did it,
but now it's in a fucking worse spot in a lot of ways
than it's ever been.
So it's like, fuck, man.
Like it's crazy ironic and it's insane,
but we built something incredible
that so many people enjoyed.
And that's why, you know,
I'm clearly super emotional about this.
So are they, so are you guys.
And again, I appreciate that.
How many times has happened?
I don't think any one party is better off
without the other.
I still to this day wish
that we could have figured it out genuinely.
I think that we were all much better off together.
I think that we operated
as a fucking all-star team.
And it's just a shame that we couldn't get aligned.
And that's honestly like where things went wrong.
We just couldn't get aligned.
There were two halves to this brand and this company.
One was very much in front of the camera.
That's the part that you know.
And then we have a whole other side in the back.
And that's where over the last few months,
like I have to just fully take accountability
and just accept the fact that that's where
I went wrong in this.
That's where I fucked up.
A couple other parts we'll get into, don't worry,
but mainly the alignment.
And I wish I could plead ignorance.
I really do.
I wish I could say, fuck, I didn't know, dude,
like mistake, whatever, but I did know.
I did.
My entire career, I've ignored contracts and deals.
I've signed bad deals.
I fucking have been fucked over.
I haven't paid attention to this boring stuff
because that's not me, that's not for me.
But I assume this role as CEO.
I sold the boys a dream on fucking phase B
and the biggest thing ever.
And we succeeded, we succeeded on the vision.
Everybody's much better off because of it.
But then you guys gotta understand my POV
and like my partner's POV,
because I sold business people on this as well.
We needed to fund it.
This whole thing cost millions and millions of dollars.
And I told them, I have this vision,
I have this plan and it will work.
And it-
I don't get how hard, or how hard is it, Jack?
How hard is it for you to just like close
all the private investors, all the investors
and just make FaZe a house business.
How hard is that?
I don't get it.
How hard is that?
FaZe experienced success way too quickly
and way too rapidly.
Like these kids overnight and FaZe overnight
were the biggest streamers on planet Earth.
And what did that create?
What kind of environment did that create?
They just wanted to create content.
They just wanted to stream.
I remember these conversations so vividly
and we have them so often.
where that's where the misalignment was.
It was like, Hey guys,
can we sit down, can we talk about business?
I'm a guy who like,
I wish that I focused more on like building content IP
or dropping a product with fucking rice gum
and a list in some array.
I'd be way better off.
Like we missed the mark on that
cause all we cared about was the day-to-day YouTube blogs
and we were content brain that we were young.
And I tried to extend that experience to these guys
and have these conversations about building business,
but they just,
they're kids and they want to fucking stream.
And that's not, that's not a problem.
That's not an issue.
That's what you guys want.
That's what they want.
But it's not necessarily what the company needed
or what we wanted, right?
So that's where shit starts to get messy.
And then again, from our POV,
and I'm somewhere in the middle, like I'm happy.
I consider this last era of phase one of the best moments
in spans of my entire life.
And I will always appreciate these kids
and I will always appreciate you guys
for that stretch of time in that moment.
It was a very important moment in my life.
And yeah, it means the world,
but I promise these partners a successful business
as well. So it's like, you see on your timeline about how great
phase is, and you see all these clips go viral, and you see
these guys making a ton of money and fucking doing very well.
And that's great. But then you look at, you know, the phase
accounts, and they're bleeding or hemorrhaging, like we're
dying. And it's like, well, we need to figure out the
business, we need to figure out the business in a month goes
by, and then six months goes by, and then a year goes
by. And before you know it, you're fucking millions of
dollars in the hole. But everyone's telling you how
great it all is, but it's not sustainable. And it can't
work. Right. So,
But what's not sustainable?
I don't get it.
What's not sustainable?
That's 100% my fault, Peter.
I don't understand how hard is it to just set up a grouping?
I don't get it, bro.
I don't get it.
Maybe I'm dumb.
Maybe I'm dumb, but.
We crushed that part, but it was all for nothing.
And again, the irony is that it put phase
when it was all said in a much worse spot, which is crazy.
And yeah, that's probably the biggest sell
I've ever taken in my life.
And you live and you learn, and you try to be better,
you try to move forward. What else? I don't know if anything I'm saying is making sense,
by the way. I don't know if I sound fried, hopefully you guys are hearing me. Yeah. So, yeah, that
goes without saying I listen, I wish these guys nothing but the best genuinely, all of
them, every last one of them. I know she got weird toward the end and emotional and
Yeah, that's another huge thing that I just want to like speak on is, I fucking love this shit, I live for this shit.
And we're going to get into all that and you guys are going to see what's next and what I'm doing and where my head's at, and who I really am.
I love working with talent. I love investing in people. I love investing in the future.
I love taking somebody who I think has potential and dragging that potential to the surface and connecting it with other pieces and other people who I also think have potential.
have potential and I feel like I've done this successfully my whole career. I haven't been able
to figure the business part out. I'm also retarded on a bunch of other things and I'm an emotional
mess as well. I'm an extremely passionate, extremely emotional person. I'm zero 100. If I'm in
something, if I'm doing it, I'm all in and anybody that's followed my career and knows me,
especially personally knows that's what it is. The last six months I've been fucking
healthy, walking, I'm sober, and I'm hard committed to this shit. And before that,
I was a fucking fat drug addict to a McDonald's every day
It's like one or the other and that's just who Ricky is
um
And it's hard. This is one of the this is really
What I've struggled with most because it's hard for me to apologize for being passionate and emotional because I feel like
That's like part of the magic and that's part of the success like I don't think that
Any of this patient could have happened without that piece. You know what I mean?
So it's like I see tweets like you ruined phase and I'll take that sure we can call it that and I can take that
But I feel like if that's true, then it must be true that I'm the reason why phases has
Continued and why the reason why we all came together in the last two years as well. So it's like I
Don't know. It's like
Just one of those things where I just wish people could be happy that it happened rather than being sad that it's over
If that makes sense
And it's never over this face shit as long as I'm alive and breathing. It's never fucking over
Um, I know I was really bummed out the way everything ended and I fucking made some some whack-ass tweet about this shit's over
I'm done poor me boohoo, and I really regret that
But another thing I regret is obviously the misalignment the emotional shit
But I wish that I was just more myself with you guys. I played this role. I played this character and
I'm not a fucking streamer. I quit making content
Seven eight years ago. I'm on a fucking live stream right now
And I'm about to show you guys and I'm about to start streaming
And I'm going to get back in front of a camera after seven or eight years
And I know you guys remember when we first started doing this when the sentiment was positive
I would enter a fucking frame of a chat and watch the chat spam W aura
And I didn't give a fuck then the same way
I don't give a fuck now when they spam L banks because you know me the same
You don't know that guy and you did you don't know this guy
But I want you to and honestly I need you to
That's the biggest thing I wish I I just wish I documented it and just stated more clearly like my intent and these thoughts and all this shit
Just more direct and more open like I just want to be more open
I feel like just the way the internet is now if I'm gonna exist in this market
I have to be because otherwise my words are twisted narratives fucking spin fly out of control
And it's like you guys gonna understand how painful it's been for me where my name carries this like weight
The same as like the biggest streamers in the world and it gets farmed the same way and like I'm like a character in this thing
But I have no mouthpiece. I have no platform
Like I have no chance to respond or engage in the conversation and what I mean by that is like
So do you guys think I'm gonna get side to face?
Goes live about stable and although doing some shit and it's not true
He can just fucking spark up go live and let you guys know and he is a community in a chat
Who will flock for him and fucking ride for him and and make sure that people know what it is and I just
I've never had that and I've always been you know
I've the truth is I've been afraid to do content because I I don't love it
You know I mean I never really loved that part of it. I think I'm traumatized PTSD me and Alyssa's relationship. I think
Just being under a microscope and during that time was so much different like it was just so insane like I don't know
It's just it's very important and I'm just I don't know
I hope people consider and see that obviously when you guys are spamming W or and fucking phases at its peaks up with on
I could have fucking started a live stream
You know, I could have became a streamer then and and probably you know ran with a successful streaming career
I didn't do that. You know what I mean? And I'm doing it now at a rock bottom
And I like that. You know what I mean and that and there's a the reason for that is
I'm about to show you guys what I've been working on.
Does he have an Israeli star under his eye?
Like I'm not even trying to troll.
What is that?
What is that?
Trying to be the best version of myself, optimal human, and be successful, and be happy and
be healthy.
And as far as phase is concerned, like, I have ideas.
I have a vision.
I have a plan.
The sad and boring truth is I did step down as CEO
when all that happened months before Christmas
and months before the shit ended.
And just a quick clip notes on that.
It was when all the Aiden Ross calm drama was happening
and these kids called me and they're like,
hey, we'd like you to publicly step down as CEO.
And I fucking flipped out.
I'm getting fucking hammered on Twitter
and they're like, we want you to publicly step down
from CEO, but still keep working, still keep whatever.
And there's no love lost.
It's no hard feelings.
I'm over it.
Like in that moment, I was definitely not cool with that.
And I basically told everybody, go fuck yourself.
I'm done.
And I stopped being paid as the CEO
and I stopped working as the CEO.
And I lost that role.
I stepped away from that role.
And that's real.
And it's like still on the face of it.
So still all the decisions that the company makes fall on me.
It's like a good example is the trailer
that you guys watched yesterday.
I'm on set.
I paid for that trailer out of my pocket.
It's like $70,000.
I'm on set.
I'm stressed out.
It's a fucking day.
We're in the sun production, whatever.
And I open up Twitter and I start getting fucking railed about.
Phase set notices of damages and the boys owe all this money.
And I'm seeing my face next to faces next to fucking Hitler on Twitter.
And it's like all my fault.
And I have no idea what's going on.
No clue, but it's my fault, you know, so, um, yeah, I, I'm confident in the
future.
I'm confident in myself.
And I just want to be the first one to say it and I just want to go on
record that I'm gonna do it again and again and again as many times as I need
to and I fully believe in it and it's gonna work and it's gonna be successful
even in the face of a million people telling me that it's not and then it's
over it's fucking it's funny because the overwhelming like the negative
sentiment yesterday was generally like it's over pack it up phase is dead and
And I heard people have said this before a few different times in phases history, but the one that sticks out the most is when we
announced Max, Jason, Lacey, and Silky, and we unveiled the new phase.
I saw that little fucking backpack meme hanging on by a thread a thousand times during that.
And I said the same thing then that I'm saying now. Just watch. Just watch.
And on that note, yeah, I've
I've heard all kinds of of ideas and stuff the powers that be what phase is gonna do and I've heard everything from fucking
Vice style community channels to this to that and I think it's all bullshit
And I'm just again gonna go on the record right now and say
For what it's worth for what I believe I think that phase should always be a group of friends who are performing
Internet culture live. That's what it's always been. That's what it always should be and that's clearly what people care about Jason
You know, we have GTA right around the corner coming up at the end of the year.
Um, phase also just so happens to be one of the biggest gaming brands on planet earth,
if not the biggest.
And I don't know, I just one plus one is two.
And that's where my head's at.
And if I'm ever left to, um, make any decisions on behalf of phase or for what's next with
phase, that's where my head's at.
And then I'll tell you guys how it is and hopefully I'll, I'll have that opportunity
and the same mistakes.
Um, we're going live and I'm showing you guys what what we've been up to in the next three minutes. So yeah, um
Stick around 130 or what else can I say?
Fuck I hope I I hope I got it all off
core
What is core? I don't know that felt good. I feel like I don't know we're fucking live, baby
Twitch.tv slash phase banks every Thursday 1 p.m. I'm
And I'm grateful
And I've talked to a few the guys over the last few months and it's it's been I
Wish them nothing but the best genuinely I do are they just gonna make a chestnut chat
Are they just gonna
Are they just gonna
like just is face-based to just make another thing a new group we're gonna
make it better and we're gonna put our best foot forward and we're gonna
learn and we're gonna continue to be better people what is this God bless you
all I've been sober for three years I walk fucking 10 miles a day I've been
very much to myself over. Damn, so Ron and the boys made a new thing called create own run everything.
And it's the core boys.
That is crazy. Following six people. Ron, Silky, Marlon, Jason, Lacey adapt.
So including phase at least my role in it. I might fucking never get the opportunity ever again, but if I do it'll be on this show so subscribe follow do whatever I don't know what the fucking what the what the program is for fucking twitch but um yeah hope you hope you guys heard me the last thing I will
say is over the last year, I just wish that you guys could see inside my brain and inside
my heart. Hopefully I did a good job and I really did. I spoke from the chest and in
the heart today and thank you guys again once again for caring and being here. Stick around
through the show and to the show. We got a little bit more phase news and we're going
to get deeper into the vision, the GTA stuff, the new members, all that shit. New members.
So yeah, stick around till the end of the show chat. Do y'all think I will become
a new member. Do y'all think I will become the new members? Wait, not financial advice
18 years or older.
What is this?
What is this market bubble?
Oh my god, it's a new crypto scam
oh my god am I gonna promote that what the fuck is up presented by Paulie
Okay
Bro, so this is just a sponsor.
Oh my god, wait, what is happening?
Another financial skit.
Yo, so this guy got on for 30 minutes.
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I'm here with my co-host right now Zee. He we're singing from his Twitter as well
Global um that is Zion or ansom my tall six-foot six tall dark handsome fucking 10% body fat
Giga brain genius finance tech goon
Are you serious like actually
In Siege, in Xbox, Type of Games X, oh my god, even, bro, even, bro, even,
I'm actually at a loss for words.
No, no, I don't even know what to say.
I don't even know what to say.
I actually don't know what to say.
Their value over the next five to ten years.
Because let's face it, the future is bleak.
While we're long-term optimistic on AI, we think this thing's going to cure.
Oh my God, bro.
All right chat back to 1v1ing viewers bro back to 1v1ing viewers. Jesus, bro. Oh my god, bro
What the fuck?
All right, the first person to join chat. I don't know if you guys know we put our segment on pause
But obviously it was a W it was W, but uh, yeah, I don't fuck happen there towards the end. Uh, okay
Whoever beats me back to work back to our bundle bro back to our segment bro back to our segment
The first person to join gets the join chat.
Whoever beats me, I will send you $800 for the new bundle.
Three, two, one.
QED 406.
Nigger, nigger, nigger!
the
mother fucker
hello snipes do you have a mic?
yeah what's going on?
You are taking that though.
Whenever they run, I will find them.
Shameless.
Actually just shameless.
Um...
Chal, what should we do?
After this segment chat, what game should we hop on?
Oh, I wanna...
Oh my God.
Looks all there, feels wonderful.
I kill it bro.
I really really really really wanna...
I want my skin skin bro.
Why is this guy's Zappel not giving me those skins, bro?
What the fuck?
Telling me good luck?
Why would you be telling me good luck, bro?
Yo, you need it, bro. Trust me.
Bro, you are...
Do you know who you're currently talking to, bro?
You're currently talking to the best Valorant player in the entire world.
You understand that, right?
Yeah, I know I am.
Yeah, I know I am.
I
Can you head?
We gotta be careful, Snipes!
Snipes, you have to be careful.
Yo, could you snipe from there?
Yo, chill, chill, chill.
You have to be careful, Snipes.
Wait, is my order that strong?
Huh?
Is my order that strong?
Could you snipe from there?
I could not.
What do you mean?
Can I snipe from there?
Why would I be able to snipe, bro?
Shit, bro.
I guess I got a shower.
This guy's got the joke.
the jokes
this guy thinks he's got the jokes
Biggie, sova
revealing area
the blowing drone
enemy mark
I don't think I'm gonna drop.
We'll be-
Act on my intent.
Don't give them time to think.
Shut up, did you hear him drop?
It says he shot?
I'm a new fan of yours.
Yo, hi, Mr. O.
I really enjoyed watching your valorant videos.
You're amazing.
Is your dick bigger than your nose?
No, but my dick is massive.
Prefector, motherland.
You're massive.
Okay.
Alright.
the unknown.
Standing ahead.
Take flight.
Enemy tagged.
Yes! Yes!
I'll put your size keep them in our sights
Three one bro really snipes three one
Swing or swung do you hear me bro swing or be swung
Yeah, I feel like brass.
Ready.
Standing ahead.
Move the uvig nose, fuck react to Alcachar's new video.
Does that look like I'm a part of core, bro?
Standing ahead.
Really you big nose fuck react to that Corbjorn's new video.
Does that look like I'm a part of Corbbro?
I
Don't know
I just I feel bad. Well long you guys feel bad. I don't know man. I don't know I
I really just don't know, bro. I really just don't know, man.
Alright, I got you, bro.
Fine, I'll get you the crown and bundle, bro.
I'll get you the crown and bundle for you, bro.
If you want it that bad, I'll give it to you, bro.
The best of the best, and we still forget the spike.
Revealing area.
Deploying drone.
Oh my gosh, she's so scared GG.
Oh my god, you're so scared.
Oh my god.
buddy
oh, yo, you got a pepper
my quiver is never full
ah, I just realized that this was CEO wow
so small, you know
you are lost you are lost you are lost I need a shower man
my order is too strong for you bro bro I don't I can't I can't smell you what's
your Venmo what's my Venmo why would I need your Venmo yeah you're playing
Thank you for the Korean Army bundle, bro.
Gotcha.
Yo, why is this guy larping, bro?
Why is this guy larping?
React to the new Corboy videos.
I mean, guys, do you guys like, I don't understand.
Do you guys think I'm like a part of, like, do you guys think I'm a part of Cor?
Like, do you guys think I'm a part of Cor, bro?
Do you guys think I'm a part of Cor?
Let's watch it.
I
Know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year
Y'all I swear feels like the last few nights. We've been everywhere back, but I just can't remember it
What am I doing? What am I doing? Oh, yeah?
I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna go with me
I'm living life right now, my head and this is what I'm gonna give to the sober
To the sober, let's fall from my over
New house, new crib, you gotta pop it off, you gotta show it
There's my room, so while we step in obviously you have my room
I'm just saying that, you know, um, kind of, um, kind of like very, you know, library
wise, like, old-bottom, you know, vintage, you know what I'm saying?
Um, I think a guy from here, he's old-bottom, you know what I'm saying?
You guys, you know what I'm saying, he's old-bottom, he's old-bottom, he's old-bottom,
he's so old-bottom.
Anyway, so, this is not old-bottom, you know what I'm saying?
I don't even know what I'm thinking for it.
I think I'm going to do, like, something like vintage, obviously, this isn't really
and fit the boxes, like, if it's hot or something like that, you know what I mean?
It's really well-decorated.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
Um, this is right now, like, an office.
Well, I think I'm gonna turn it into a bedroom.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay.
Right?
I'm gonna make this a little more societal.
Bedroom, vibe, go.
Right now, it's a work-bottom.
So, I, you know what I'm saying?
And then, obviously, the bathroom.
Not, not crazy, you know what I'm saying?
But, also, first floor, right outside, you know, see everything.
It's like an English room.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, it's a college room!
Do not scream!
I'm like, bro, what is this?
Oh
How much do you guys think it costs to rent this house
Oh, what is the matter with you?
Hey, rice and crackers could hit any of you.
Rice and crackers.
What?
Rice and crackers.
It's so hard.
Yes, you.
No.
Okay, we gotta keep this tape.
Our last kitchen was disgusting.
Please, every yo.
Listen, listen, listen.
If you have...
I don't want to read this shit.
This is probably why I'm at the Las Vegas.
Big Angle right here.
We got a bar over here.
I'm probably gonna put a lot of production shit over here.
Yeah, it's never late.
Connect four on the roof.
No, it ain't.
You should get the same house, but for yourself?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Hey Siri FaceTime, Ron!
Hey, Siri, FaceTime, Jason.
Starting a FaceTime call to Jason.
Hey Siri FaceTime Drake!
Hey Siri FaceTime Drake!
I don't see a drake in your contacts
Working on
It's huge back doors. We're gonna back out our way.
Are we good?
We're good.
We're just taking it to the back door.
It's huge!
Look at this view!
Look at this fucking view!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wow!
It's all right.
Just imagine what we could do with this.
I don't think if we tried, we could do it.
Yo, we should try to do that.
But we should try...
AHHHHHHH!
We have a 360 driveway, so it goes all the way...
IRL rockin' in.
Unfortunately, they'll never be a driveway segment again.
Yeah. I mean, not unforgivable.
Nah, much. I love that.
They told us that that is a brand new $12,000.
No, they did not.
No, it is.
Brand new?
Yes, it's a full barbecue.
Just a second.
Let's do this.
Now be the brilliant.
Hot dogs we can make out here.
No, fuck.
Okay, now you're talking about it, man.
Now you're talking about it.
Everybody together, everybody together, everybody together.
Everybody together, everybody together.
Everybody together.
Why is this so hyperbolic?
So this is 12,000.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
Woo!
Woo!
Careful, honey.
Careful, honey.
All right.
All right.
I realize they're like what like wearing shoes and in this when y'all are home
You guys wear shoes or shirts shoes or socks I
Wear socks in the house, bro
So I'm kind of confused why this guy is stepping with his dirty ass Air Force ones on the carpet
It's my favorite area of the house I'm gonna be in here every single morning adapt is changing
Welcome to the game of Mafia
How many times do you guys think they're gonna use the bowling alley and
And
No, this house is insane by the way, bro. This house is insane. Let's be honest guys
They're gonna use this for a segment maybe once every six months
You are ass!
Oh my god!
Yo, that house is crazy.
Yo, guys, I'm good. I'm tired.
I mean, we really do make it.
What's next?
We really have some bonding there on my head.
Hey, hey!
We can look and do absolutely nothing for the next 12 months here.
We got this, we gotta clear this out.
There's a black hole.
Eww, it's like poop seeping.
You gotta have it.
You put your books on the roof?
What is this shit going on here bro?
Over here K-Zone, I think it's spot right.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Alright, so I guess I'm in the most
occluded part of the place.
Please turn on the internet so we got no outlets.
But we have more real estate than the last house.
I appreciate y'all.
I'll just probably put the set up here.
Oh!
Oh
Yeah!
It's your fault.
Oh, no, what happened?
That happened.
You wanted to get shot?
I'm ready.
We want more lights to light, you know?
We want more lights.
Son.
Well, look at the controller, bro.
Something's got to be a mobile phone.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
I'll pick up the things.
OK, I'll get a phone.
I get it.
He's like, oh, whose idea was it to work out, man?
No, no, Ron.
This is where he said he was going to just rinse
everything out, didn't he?
Up and down, up and down.
What?
What?
Yeah, yeah.
Ha-ha, silky.
Ha-ha.
Oh, Apple's cool.
Shoes upstairs and half more.
I don't know what to do with this.
This is where I'm at.
Whoa!
What are you saying?
Kind of alive though, right?
You're nasty.
Y'all I'm not alive, bro.
I know you're going to go a little crazy.
Fuck the hole for me on that couch.
Hey, how many spots did you bring it in?
Yes, Dave!
Yes, Dave!
Yes, Dave!
Oh my gosh!
Yes, Dave!
Fuck the hole, yeah!
I think I'm going to put my set up here.
So this is where I'm going to stream, right?
Fuck the shit.
What do you all think about this?
I'm going to put the chat TV here.
I'm going to put some cool stuff here.
What the f***
Oh
Wait, this is a word
That's how it came
Courageous
So right here we actually have four bedroom
chat chat chat I'm not gonna lie bro listen bro I'm not gonna lie guys let's
pause the video for a second I need to get my food
Why are you guys saying TOS?
What is TOS about my face?
What is TOS about my face?
No wonder you lost all the mugs on that game.
Really.
Really.
So we're going that low.
We're really going to go that low?
Chat?
So when I do my house reveal in a month from now, it's probably going to look nothing
like that house.
honest with you. So I'm not going to lie bro when I do my house reveal and maybe a month
because my lease ends my lease ends in like one month. Oh yeah bro how do I tell you how
my house is not gonna look anything like that bro.
Stop looking sideways, your nose is hitting you.
You guys know, bro, like where am I actually gonna find the house bro?
Like, actually bro, I'm actually like scared.
My lease ends up, my lease ends in a month.
Long ass microwave, it's not even that long bro.
come on, what's on your mind?
bro guys, I'm actually scared, like, bro, I'm actually scared, bro
Like, oh, there's like no listings in my area for a house, girl, I'm actually getting
scared.
Like, bro, it's getting a little scary, child.
Gang, you ain't a millionaire.
I'm not gonna move into anything like that house. I just need a house, bro
But I can't find any house bro. I really wake up every day and look
For like houses stuff to rent and like bro. There's just no
There's like no nice houses, bro. I don't know how to explain it
Go back with your mom and dad bar
I can't do that, bro.
I can't do that.
You know, my dad is like low key.
My dad's a 360 no scoper, bro.
I can't do that anymore, bro.
I can't, I can't.
He's a 360 no scoper, bro.
Like I need to, I need to,
I need to be, why staying in Windsor out of all places?
Because I get to see like my brother,
my best friend, my mom,
whatever I want to, bro.
That book here is like a family person
I'm like will keep me like I don't want to live with my family
But I also want to be able to see them when my times get rough like sometimes bro
I'll get very like so those are just getting very like
Very like
Like, I'll miss them, but I'll get very lonely for a second, you know?
Do y'all ever get lonely, or is that just me?
You need some pussy, bro.
Yeah, bro, I think we're going to be homeless, like, well, I'm not lying, I think I'm going
to be homeless, bro, because there's no house on the market, bro.
Muda, just stay homeless and make homeless streams.
Muda, stay homeless and make homeless streams.
Lily.
Are you retarded?
Where are you recording?
Why are you saying GYATS?
Is it really that big?
What is wrong with you guys is it actually big what will stop let's stop bro you actually
You guys are weird, you guys are weird, bros.
You're a weirdo.
Oh my god.
How am I going to do this?
How am I going to like...
How am I going to do this?
I'm going to put you up chat, I'm going to put you guys.
You know guys you can make fun of my nose bro, but it does it does come with some things bro, it does come with some
I need more bullets!
Let's move into some...
Oh, Sylvica, I swear I couldn't find her at all.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Fuckin' go.
Yeah, so these are from Ron and Agapha's birthday,
and this was also from my birthday.
I actually just got this out for a year, too.
Shaggy Goby, you should put a turd down here.
You think this is possible that I did a shot?
A quick shot?
The basketball court is in there?
Oh, yeah.
You need a hold.
That's impossible.
Oh, my God.
You really would have catapulted.
You really were in an apple boat.
It's Bolexi.
This is all.
Yeah!
That's fire.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, Alex, what do you got, bro?
He's one of the new howers.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Do y'all like the new house or the old house yet?
Do y'all like the first-phase house, the second-phase house, or this house more?
I don't know why and how it's been a day since we get bribed, um, my fucking ruling.
No where near where the fuck is it?
Okay, let me get the glass up.
He's dead, oh my.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
Damn, but Adopt got the biggest room, though.
No, J.
What the fuck?
Why do I want a big one?
Explain yourself right now.
But I told you, when J asks to party, you gotta tell him no.
My skin is dry.
I just sold as a set. It's crazy.
I'm out here shopping, bro.
Me too.
All my shoes right here, I got to organize everything.
Come to my closet.
It's pretty dirty, not organized at all.
I just started, this took me like two hours.
I did it by myself.
These famous things are gonna hit in here.
I know, bro. Look, man, my chat, they love the Sims shit.
So, yeah, I'm in here.
Look, I got Spongebob socks.
Not as organized, bro.
Fuckin'...
That's my shit.
No, my shit.
This is personally my favorite part of the talk.
Bro, please don't finish this thing, you know?
I
You should be a most height about this no way you're gonna see anyone's car
How rich do streamers even get like bro doesn't seem bro chat bro, maybe I should become a streamer
Some shit
How much money do streamers make bro damn?
All right, so they shoot the fucking ball, bro.
You are ass.
Have y'all not done that.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Come on, go next.
All right.
A little more silk, a little more.
Ooh.
Hey, there it is.
That's it.
That's it.
I got hot stuff, bro.
What's up, y'all?
Hot stuff.
Thank you.
Hold on.
I got one.
Ready?
Whoo!
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
That's hard.
Hey, silk.
You got my god.
What a garden you get.
Damn.
Well, it's not.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
There is nobody going to take us on the court.
Nobody, nobody.
Y'all listen, I'm going to say it right now.
We challenge anybody, everybody, anybody.
Come get it.
Mullen's so retarded.
We have the best player on the squad.
They got to look at him right now.
That's how you set screens games.
Set screens, give me a bump.
And run.
Oh, it's back.
Oh.
We'll figure out a role for you in Jake's game.
It's not fake.
Just look at it from this angle.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
This is really the core.
No, come on.
This is going to have a long time.
I'll face the beginning.
Out of all the cribs I think I've lived in, this is the best part.
This is your 30th punch in the house, huh?
It's pretty simple like you say that at every house.
No, wait, wait, wait. I'm not even kidding.
Them three combined is 150 years old.
Oh, my God.
Wait, 31, 20, nine, eight.
You're at 28?
18 years old.
God damn.
Wait, Kasey, I'm the youngest between them.
Oh, that's not bad.
31, bro, everything's on 40, 31.
They had nine years.
31 is almost 30.
32 is 30.
But listen, y'all, please do us a favor,
like and subscribe to this channel.
It's a brand new channel, the old one that we had last year.
We lost the password, so we're starting to get back.
This is our first video, you're seeing videos on the channel
every week and we'll be live tomorrow.
All right, listen, y'all, we had a little bit
of technical issues.
We could not get internet.
So now our stream, our first stream together is May 2nd.
Little adjustment, we will be live on the 2nd of May.
Tap it.
We're coming for it.
Let's get it, guys.
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Me!
Boom!
Damn.
I mean what are y'all doing bro?
Mudo, when are you moving in?
I get to invite
All right. Anyway chat bro
Seriously, I'm actually kind of scared bro because I actually don't know what house I'm gonna move into bro, but actually
like my city is just like
My city is just very very small and they don't have a lot of houses bro
You know what bro chat should we go? You know what here?
Let's look for some houses on straight
Let's look for some houses on stream
Let's look for some houses on stream that we can potentially move me to chat wallahee if you like any houses I
Will move into them. All right. Not you. I also have a question. Do you guys think this how okay?
I have a couple that I want to show you guys and
I want y'all to let me know if any of these look good
Okay, I'm gonna full leak address and everything because I'm not I'm not really moving in yet
Bro, you know, we don't really know so
All right, ready
Mods change the title to finding a house to move into
Right or like chat picks my house chat picks the house I move into or something like that. Okay?
All right
These are currently the houses that I have in mind
Okay
Jett, these are the houses I currently have in mind. I want y'all to let me know if any of these are okay. Starting off at number one.
Bro, stop this is why you can't find a house. You keep leaking it, dumb fuck.
Alright. Now first of all, the pros and cons. This house looks like it was built in Minecraft.
Alright. Anything move on?
Small little kitchen. Very bright though.
though I don't know why they're using AI windows screens like what is this they're using like
AI windows I don't know why I pantry living room whatever the fuck this table is fuck
is this table okay upstairs all right first room of the house
okay
you know
nice shower
And then this is our downstairs chat.
And we have three duplicated houses and my backyard is basically the wilderness.
Uh, okay.
Mods run a pool.
Yes or no mods.
Yes or no mods run a pool. Yes or no
118 Bear Street Essex, Ontario and 8m 0 a 9 oops can't get it anymore
Check is this house good yes or no
First one is a minute. All right. Now.
Now this house.
Now wait chat.
The only con about this house
Choppers well, this is by far the biggest house
Also, this is Canadian this is Canadian
The only con about this house is that it was built in 2003 very old layout anyway, let's take a look inside
This is the back of the house this is the front of the house
You walk, this is the driveway, you walk in, and this is how you're presented, okay?
Not that old, really?
This isn't like old to you guys.
Okay.
Stop chewing like a camel. Also whichever house you buy I am going to buy the one next
to it. Make sure to lock your doors at night you jubase easy cuck.
the fuck all right all right chat I don't know what this is living room and then
Kitchen
Okay, now see I don't like this bathroom, it's very like I don't know
All right
That's what I'm saying too old bro too old
Right chat way too old right
Someone in the chat said, Phasmophobia ass house, bludgeon, I'm saying, no, if the power
were to ever go out in this house, we're all getting fucked by spirits and ghosts.
Alright.
Nice little, uh, nice little, you know, whatever, whatever.
The basement reminds me of Kaisenat chat, look at this.
What is this?
Reminds me of guys and that's fucking basement
Maybe I'm tripping though. Maybe I'm tripping
It's a big basement
now, uh
This is rock this is where I would stream from yeah
Some shit like yeah, all right do you all like this house layout yes or no
No. No, no, no, no. Meh.
Next house. $5,000 a month.
When you buy your new house, could I maybe sleep in the basement, maybe on the couch, maybe in your bed?
Make sure there is only one bathroom for us, both movie.
Yo, who the fuck are you? You're not moving my fucking house, dumbass.
Alright, this one just got listed today.
Unfinished driveway has like pebbles and shit in the driveway.
Okay.
nice little sitting area second you enter the house to your right kitchen this is
the kitchen right here
all right kitchen nice little modern kitchen I don't know what this is high
ceilings for the living room kind of like a chill area to remember five
$5,000 a month, though.
Is this worth $5,000?
That's basically what I'm saying.
Bedroom number one, very, very small.
Chat, this doesn't, this looks like a twin-size bed,
but motherfucker, there's one pillow.
Motherfucker, there's one pillow on the bed
and it takes up the entire bed.
All right?
One pillow takes up the entire bed and one dresser.
So this room is smaller than your caulk after you take a cold shower.
Bathroom.
Modern, nice, nice.
I'm not going to sit here and lie, it's a small bathroom, but it's a nice bathroom.
Bedroom number one. Literally massive donkey titties. All right.
Shower is cool. Basic ass shower head though. You know, calm.
Bedroom number two. Literally a fucking box. Or sorry. Bedroom number three. Box.
All right. Now bedroom number four. A lot bigger. A lot bigger.
It's probably like the second biggest room in the house with also a nice bathroom. Okay, and also a nice bathroom
And then how many fucking rooms are in this house?
Another room and then you get a completely unfinished basement, bro a
Completely unfinished basement in the back and you share a backyard with someone and your backyard has pebbles and rocks
For $5,000 a month, for $5,000 a month, you can, for $5,000 a month, you can open your
backyard to see your fucking slender man neighbor staring at you like this across the yard
with no privacy, like this.
For $5,000 a month.
Alright, and you get rocks and pebbles all over your shoes
Alright, so like I mean there's not really much you can do in this house for $5,000 a month, okay?
Unfinished basement unfinished backyard and unfinished driveway that still has pebbles on it chat
Does is this a is this is do you like?
Skip
Smash or pass smash or pass mods run up all smash or pass
Mods with a pool smash pass
Now, keep in mind.
Keep in mind chat, $3,500 a month, but main floor only.
If you don't know what that means, someone will be living in my basement.
I swear to God, I'm not trolling.
That's what we do in Canada.
That is what we do in Windsor, Ontario.
Somewhat, look, available for immediately $3,500 plus 60% utilities,
which means I will be paying 60% of the utilities and the guy downstairs will be paying for 40%
utilities and he will own my basement. Now do we instantly, who even is listing this house?
Barat. Smash or pass?
Chat smash or pass?
Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, okay.
That leaves us with the only house left.
$4,200 a month. This is the house that I've been showing you guys for the last couple of
weeks. And I went and visited this house myself. For some reason, this house doesn't give
me home vibes it's just a very very white flash bang house and I just don't
like it bro I love it do you live in India why the fuck is every human in
your area that appears on stream Indian house buyers the real estate agents the
pizza guy WTF bro for everybody living in Canada please go ahead and say
What I would say
You know chat can y'all just say can y'all just
Can India
There's nothing wrong with Indians I love Indians, but yeah
Canada is filled with a lot of Indians and not in a bad way. Not in a bad way
I'm just saying there's a lot of Indians brother a lot
Hey Moodle, it's the guy in the basement.
You better sleep with one eye open because I will sneak up there and fuck you.
Alright.
Now, chat, I'm gonna go ahead and review this entire house.
I want you guys to tell- What did you say?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let me repeat this audition.
Hey Moodle, it's the guy in the basement.
You better sleep with one eye open because I will sneak up there and fuck you.
So I will not be moving into that house.
Anyway.
The only house on the market right now that I like.
The only cons of this house is that it doesn't scream home.
It's very like, it's very white and you guys will see.
So anyway, you walk in, by the way, this chat, what does this look like to y'all?
What does this door look like to you guys?
A door, right?
How do I tell y'all that when I went to go visit it and opened the sliding door, there
was no porch underneath!
I almost fell to my death!
So apparently I talked to the homeowners and the guy told me that they didn't have enough money or they were too lazy.
I can't remember which one they said. They didn't add a porch. So they use this door as a window.
There's no porch underneath. You just die if you open that door.
You take fall damage. You just take fall damage. I swear to God.
And it's a deep fall, bro. It's a deep fall. So it's a window. It's not a door
Yeah, no caution tape or nothing, bro. Nothing. Okay. Nice little no nice kitchen. I won't lie. It's a nice kitchen. Okay, and then
This is one of the rooms
All right, one of the rooms
So this is like the stairway kind of this is like one room on its own, right walk in
This is the master bedroom room.
This is the master bedroom room that you're paying $4,200 of.
Hey, Muda, can I get back my 14 years old sister?
I can hear her screaming from her basement.
Nice-ass kitchen.
Er, sorry, nice-ass bathroom.
But the room is like small in my opinion for paying $420.
And then this is the downstairs.
So you get like another kitchen here with appliances a kitchen
second kitchen a
laundry room
Yeah, see see and there's a fucking rock there
There's a rock there. You thought you just died
see
I hope with the next house you buy a little gnome comes out from under the poor and literally
fucks you management house and then this is the backyard.
All right.
Not chat.
It's not a bad house.
But Chad, does this house scream like home to you guys?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just feel like also for $4,200 there's nothing like, I don't know.
I agree.
I agree. Now
Lassalle is better bro, I love Lassalle, but the thing is there's just not a lot of houses up for rent right now chat
That's the thing bro. Okay wait
I also have one question chat
Mooda look at this real quick. I like this house. Say walla. Is it in Windsor?
Buh-bye.
I
Will no longer be pressing on a link for the rest of the day
Capiche
Now anyway, oh, so yes, bro. The house isn't bad, but again, it's just not something I would love bro
It's not something I would love
Now I
Don't know what I don't know what house to move into bro
Okay, I have one question to ask you guys like genuinely from the bottom of my heart, okay?
I've been planning to move in a move in my editors my short form editor which I've known since grade 3
Some of you if you guys are in the community, you know who it is is Joe odd and then second of all
Melvin the guy I've known for like two years. He's my YouTube editor. I
Can like kind of like do IRLs better?
I
Can just kind of have front not be as lonely 24-7
Um and plant concept basically with them the thing is
I'm just I don't know if that's a good idea or a bad idea. Yeah, I'm still like on the middle if
I move them in I will need to get a bigger house something like this if it's just me bro
I can get a super small house
Because I'm only living it's only me bro. It's only me
So the thing is, I just don't know, like what do I do?
I don't know what to do Renew what the house you got right now bro I wish
but you want to know what happened bro let me tell you what happened bro let me tell
you why let me tell you why I can't
all right because my house just got bought by three Indians last month bro
I'm not going to lie, three Indians just bottomed out, it's just tickling.
Do it, I have enough loot for all three of you.
So, yeah, um, I'm not homeless.
Muda, look at this house.
Just remove the ugly ass wallpapers.
I'm not moving into this house.
This house looks like it was literally made in 1377 BC, bro.
What the fuck are these wallpapers? Bro, who is living here? What the fuck? What the fuck?
What is this? Bro, this motherfucker said, bro, this guy's wife was like, babe, let's go
on a vacation and he said yeah you know what my love let's go to one and there's
motherfucker proceeded to put a wallpaper up on the Bahamas like what what is this
what am I looking at bro bro no no no no no no no no bro like bro what do you
guys want me to what is this I'm not where do I park my M3 do I park my
M3 outside. $550 a month.
Roll chat. The thing is, bro.
The thing is, bro.
The thing is I can't move into an apartment only because I'm very loud.
So I can't do that.
Oh, I don't know.
I actually don't know where to live bro. Like I don't know where to live, bro
I'm actually kind of scared because my lease ends in a month and
Usually you want to have a place to stay at in mind a month before and I don't even know where I don't know what house
to move into though
So I'm honestly kind of getting a little like you know a little scared
You keep saying a month shot. I know I bro. I love this house. This house is fucking beautiful, bro
Check I was ready to move into this house, bro
I was dead ass ready to move into this house and so you're the one living in the basements
That's why they only show you the steps to the basement, bro
Like you only live in a basement and that's it
Your entire house is the basement for three thousand dollars a month for three thousand dollars a month
You have to stay in the basement.
No, bro.
I'm not diddy.
I'm not doing that, bro.
And look at this.
$3,250 a month.
Look at this fucking house, please.
OK, first of all, the houses are literally like a Sims
character, like you're living in Sims.
The house is a cock size away.
OK?
Second of all, your backyards is fenced off.
WHAT IS THIS FENCE?
WHAT IS THIS?
Like genuinely what is this? What do they add this for?
Who do they think they were adding this?
What? Who are you stopping with this fence? They can just walk right around it!
YOU DUMBASS!
And it's not even fenced off on the other side either so you just see everyone.
Okay, nice little, okay, nice little, uh, nice little house.
I like this it's a bit warmer than the other house other house was just NPC white little warmer cool little inside. All right
One room right nice
Walk-in closet nice little white-ass bathroom. Okay, one more filler bathroom
Okay, one more filler bathroom one laundry room one small-ass kid room and that unfinished fucking basements
Like, what's the point of even doing the stairs?
Like they did the stairs completely going all the way down, and then the second they
hit downstairs, they didn't even bother painting the bottom tip of it.
They didn't even bother painting the bottom tip of the stairs, and they just left it
all unfinished.
Muda moving to Torpen Springs.
Muda, this one is good.
Let me see this one, for $3,500 a month.
No, I don't like it.
No, I don't like it.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
I guess I need to leave this for another like,
like off stream segment, but I'm like genuinely worried,
bro, because I don't know where to move, bro.
I'm getting a little like scared, bro.
Where did you, what is this?
What did you even rent me?
Like, what is this?
Where did you link this?
Like, where am I?
Am I in the fucking jungle?
Like, I'm in a jungle.
This guy sent me a jungle house.
Fontana for $3,200 a month.
For $3,200 a month.
The house I'm living in right now
is better than this house
and I'm paying $2,700 a month.
Well, I got this house for such a steal 2700 a month chat
And it's like honestly like so perfect bro, I actually love this house. It's just so small and nice
Now chat I thought about this house as well. I'm not gonna lie. I thought about this house
Yeah, how do y'all like this house?
It's not a bad house at all, but bro chat. I don't know if y'all know bro Bell River is like a 45 minute drive
But I'm not a 45 like a 20 minute drive and that's just so annoying bro
Cuz I have to go to the gym every day and if I go to the gym, it's a 20 minute drive
I'm gonna literally just rage bro
Check do you guys think I'm like in a red zone bro like you guys think I'm cooked if I have a month left
I have one month exactly May 31st. I have to be out of my house or they can kick me out whenever they want. Oh
Also, yes
This house is also an option. I
Didn't show you guys this because I didn't even like it to be honest
But it's very like I don't know. It's very weird
I don't like this house at all
Like I like that outside of it, but once you get to the inside she's very like what the fuck
Fuck me bro, I don't know. So you guys think I'm good though for one month like I have time right?
You don't have that much time, I know.
I mean like what type of house are you sending me bro?
You better lock in and find a place you're in a situation where you can't be picky.
I know.
Anyways, that brings me back to my question, bro.
Like, I don't know if I should live alone, because if I live alone, I can rent a small house.
If I want to move in with the guys, I'm gonna have to get a big house,
and I just don't know which one I want to do.
Yeah, I don't know.
Chat, should I just like...
Yeah, I don't know, whatever.
Muda, this one looks good.
I see potential.
Alar, you like, uh, how is he looking for $1 million for a 792 square feet cave?
Like what?
Oh my god, guys are off a little bit of drugs.
I don't know chat, maybe one day I'll find the house bro.
Maybe one day I'll find the house.
Genuinely, maybe one day I'll find the house.
Alright chat, what game do we play?
Oh wait, were we doing the segment,
the 1v1 segment?
Were we still doing the 1v1 segment? Holy fuck, still? Oh my god.
Keep 1v1ing until you lose so you can buy some on the bundle.
Are you ready to 1v1 me still? Oh my god, the other ass though, but no one's winning, but you guys are all shit.
Why would I, but what the fuck does that even mean, bro?
Hey Siri, message Felix and tell him can I move in?
I don't see Felix in your contacts.
One of you wanting my viewers until someone wins and I give you guys the bundle?
Three, two, one!
2
Yeah, I'm only doing two more brah. I'm only doing two more. I'm only doing two more. I'm only doing two more chat
I'm only doing two more
Hzk
You yo yo yo
Yo, yo, yo
Yo, bro, listen, man, I need you to lock in, bro, like, genuinely I need you to lock
in, bro, because, wait, you have a girlfriend?
Yeah.
Good luck, you're very lucky, bro.
Yeah, I need a fake note from Windsor.
Nate with the plan, I love you, bro, God bless you.
Ice box, so well, okay chopper like I'll be right back. Give me one sec
Whatever day run I will find you by the back
The cold air feels wonderful.
All that we said is done, and I just told Martin that Steve will change.
Bye, there, but I did okay.
Tell me it's all good, even when it feels strange.
Now I'm the guy that knows the strippers, but they're real names.
Yo, yo, yo, so in what world do you think you're a better player than me by the way?
Um, in every world?
Standing ahead.
You're living like big homes like you were in big Canada, bro.
You lost.
You just can't, no, Valorant is a game of all space.
And the moment you give up space is the way I'm not going to do it.
Have a big nose, bro. Relax.
What?
And you sniffed me, and I know you did, bro.
Be careful, bro.
I
Was dealing area
Checkmate lost
You just can't give up space spell
Oh, I don't sell like that act on my Intel don't give them time to get a washer like pause more often or something
So it was thirsty doing wins run here. Yeah
Cuz I'm from Toronto like bro. There's got to be nothing up there
I'll find them
Yeah, we are
Fuck off
Yeah, we have nothing under the other
Hey, what?
Enemy bag
Standing ahead
Fuck off
Oh my God
I love bro, I feel
Last round in the half
What's your name well
Hello, wait, what's that? What'd you say? What's your rank?
Yes, I'm shaking bro. This is good silver
All right, hey tie it right like we don't straight but I'm the same rank is you're pretty sure you're a moral
The blinds are on the enemy tag
I've survived much worse than you.
I've survived much worse than you.
Why are they so determined to die?
You sound like you are very sophisticated bro, you in school?
Sorry, I'm like university.
What are you studying?
Uh, business?
Mmm.
You know, Laurier?
Mmm.
Do I know who?
Do I know who?
Laurier, like university?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah
Keep them cornered
Getting ahead
Bound them
The point drawn enemy mark
I spared you bro, I ended you there by the way.
You should pay more attention.
Attacker is weak.
This nose should try to protect.
We would never do it.
Hey, keep that big nose bro.
No, come on bro, come on.
Yo, come on.
Alright chat, last one, bro, last one.
Alright, last one, bro.
Yo, there has not been one person
that has even come close.
Okay, y'all gotta lock it, I'm serious, bro.
Three, two, one.
PKS754.
Moonlight. Hello? 6-7?
Hello?
What's going on, Mr. Moonlight?
That's good. Muda?
Um, so you joined in this game, did you think you were going to win?
Yo, yo, just hurry it up, bro. Big ass fucking nut. Just hurry it up.
Yo, yo, just hurry it up, bro. Big ass fucking nut, just hurry it up.
Buh.
Huh...
Chad, what's, what's, what's, uh, what's Jinxie doing right now?
Okay, bro. You tried planting with five seconds. What type of crap is that?
You're trying to locate a bomb.
Chad, is Jinxie actually good?
Baller League.
Chad, what is Baller League, by the way? What is Baller League?
52 month, a whole year in the next QC.
That was supposed to be, that was supposed to be other stuff, though.
What a block!
Streamer's football, what's Kings League?
I don't even know what that is, Chow, I don't even know what Kings League is.
Use pistol to make it fair?
What the fuck? Fuck no.
Yo, someone might- What rank are you, butter?
Um...
I'm Bronze.
Say, wallah.
actually I mean yeah I'll use the pistols only no no you don't you don't need to go
what the fuck where is he
How long have you been playing this game for?
You're like only level 60?
Um, about like four weeks, I think.
What's your main game?
Uh, my main game is CSGO.
Actually?
Yeah.
What's your rank in CS?
Face it, level 7.
You guys ass.
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
sick just buy this house mood is view is sick sick oh yeah I saw this bro I saw
this it's in a it's not in a it's not in a good area it's not in a good area
revealing area
Why do you sound like Autistic?
Last round before the switch!
Save nothing!
Uh...
What?
Nothing.
Uh...
Wait, so when you were in school, did you like sit back in class and get like special
assignments from the teacher?
yes but actually no I just had two teachers in my classroom that's it
oh so you had like a teacher that like yeah because my grades were so bad yes
yes but it wasn't I never used to pass my classes so I did that guy
Can you change the map? No, this is my organ, bro.
This is the best 1v1 map, but y'all wouldn't understand that.
This is the best 1v1 map, but y'all wouldn't understand that.
This map is just all movement? Exactly.
Name one other map that's movement.
this requires aim and movement I've got another map this requires aim
standing ahead. Take flight.
No one escapes my sight. No one.
Damn, so you're like, good at this game, a little bit.
Matchpoint!
Like a little good if we go easy on them. They will never learn
So things the browser though, bro, come on. No, he does not
Pick them off. I can't believe suppose I actually beat me in a one-to-one by the way
They're healing area.
Take flight.
Shot done.
The thing is, Sha, is I over...
FAAA!
If you're not a good shot today, don't worry. There are other ways to be useful.
Josh, should I do a road to Rainbow Six Siege off-stream as a UD?
So do you have like 80 HD because you like like jumping around and doing crazy shit?
Yeah, I mean this game is like 90% movement, not the game, sorry, like the map.
Yeah, I feel you.
So like, you know, um, also yes, I do have an HD.
I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell you what what bro
What bro, I'm gonna tell you your nose is actually pretty decent decent size wait, really
Yeah, it's it's not too big. It's right there in the middle. Hey, bro, and I appreciate that bro. Thank you
No problem, man. You have an amazing rest of your day. Yeah, you have a good one, but you have a good
YouTube bro take care bro
Man, I wish people could always be that nice. All right, that was my last one bro. That was my last one chat
That was my last one
Don't listen to him your nose is massive like what
Muda, please one more
You guys are literally ass. What's the point of doing one more bro? All right one more chat one more bro
UQV 733
UQV 733
the chosen one hashtag I love day baby that's me
it's kind of weird seeing the two chosen one two chosen ones in the lobby
are you ready yeah I'm ready bro I says very weird bro let's go let's go I'm
Judges though, huh? You don't speak all of me. Yeah, I speak Arabic
All right, let's go. Let's go listen. Um, I'm gonna go take a piss. I need you to entertain my
I need you to entertain my child a little bit bro. Talk to them get to meet them
You know, like just a big fan bro. I've been a big fan been watching for a long time
How do you ever? I appreciate that bro. I love you, bro. I appreciate that. Let's go. All right, bro
Please talk to them while I go take a piss. I'm about
guys I'm not ripping it stop saying that so we're not ripping it L chat
All right, Chad, what do you guys think the plan is?
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm sniping the fuck out of him.
I'm keeping a buck.
Oh, I'm D2, I'm D2.
Do you guys actually have a chance?
Wala, I'm actually not retarded.
Like, I actually think I can take care of these guys.
Wala, wala, wala.
Don't tell him I'm sniping, though.
Bro, let me win the bundle, that ass.
I'm broke.
I'm a college student.
Come on.
No, I'm not telling him to burst up, if we won't tell.
Velocity sent me a friend request.
Any Immortals add me by the way.
Any Immortals boost me bro, just send me to, take me to Ascendant please.
Please take me to Ascendant, I will even pay you money, just add me right now.
Yeah, happy to be.
Okay, nice.
How much we talking?
Look, I'm a college student, not that rich.
For every rank, for every rank, like 50 bucks.
I'm gonna keep it a buck.
Like from D2 to D3, I'll pay you 50, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not actually bucking.
Z2 that sent out pay 50.
Yeah, you guys are crazy.
How did I get in? I'm so lost, but this is not fair, bro. I usually play on 4 ping. I want 20.
Yo, can somebody take control of my PC and just beat him on my PC?
like wall on the axiom says
like i'll give you the IP address everything like that
i just need more to do it at least
you hold on to that we're pissing
that's going to push
everybody has to mention that he comes back
but the fucking toilet flushes
all right how do you be um...
I'm actually...
how does it feel to be the last person in my 1v1?
I'm not like a live I'm not gonna lie just took an exam and I just came back
So you're running the chosen one named tag and you're playing sova
Yeah, what's wrong with that bro? What's wrong with that?
Copying my
Shit bro lock in lock in please
Why is my chat saying you ripped it
Well, I didn't rip it well, I didn't invest you can you can literally check bill. Well, I didn't I'm actually get person
But I'm a good Muslim. I'm a good Muslim. I don't have sex with girls. I don't do at all
I don't do these things. I don't do you know e-girls. I don't do all that
So I'm a good why are you drinking rich people water and sparkly water?
I bought this for it started start the phase thought I bought this for I
12 pack for 20 bucks
That's not
expensive at all
I
Mean ahead
The point wrong enemy mark
That equals the damage.
And...
Oh, no!
No one can see this guy!
I must kill my reflection.
It's the only way...
me on the road yes bro when I went up and when I went back down I need to come
close fucking scammer terrorist oh bro it's so you're a terrorist terrorist yo
look look if I get close care these gifts to me what he has a lot bro it's
on your books you make that in like three minutes not even three minutes
come on what like you nice to be nice to your fans like you support you know what i'm saying
flabba barra how do you even know
it's all good bro it's all good it's just one little
you gotta make sure you need to make sure 100% that I'm not near you
you need to be careful
I'm hard stuck D2 I'm not gonna lie to you don't call me ass don't call me ass
I actually have a life other than this game bro so don't call me ass but I'm
Jed like what should I start doing it to you know ascend in the ranks you
know I'm saying I want to get like a mortal bro I want to be like I'm
be mechanical engineering, but I'm gonna be a mortal. Like imagine it mortal and mechanical engineering. That's pretty aura.
That would be pretty cool, bro.
Right here. Well, first of all, you need to practice your aim because like if I swing kill you whenever I want you, that's just not a good luck.
So first of all, do we feel like
Like, he didn't like get better mechanics, movement, decision-making, you know, like,
for example, you should know where I'm at, at all times.
But you know this map is hard, you chose this because you have good movement, you're
way better.
I saw you said you have this map down, I respect that, I respect that, but you know
what, you know what you should do, like, actually, because you're not stupid, bro,
defense is easier for this, bro.
Not just hunting, they have to push up to you, you can play these angles.
No
Okay, no come on go easy on me bro. Whoa, whoa switching sides
No, he wants to distract me. He wants to distract you like this is gonna sound like hella famished
I don't care. I'm recording this bill. It's like a well lifetime moment. I'm actually happy to fuck right now
Even if I lost I don't care your terrorist
What I was being nice
Your maxilla is so fucking recess bro that your nose is hanging down has no support
WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
If you want to chat, you can understand what I'm saying.
What if it is a SS Maxilla? What the fuck?
I don't even know what that means.
I don't even know what that means. What does that mean?
Biggie, you need a double jaw surgery, bro.
What the fuck?
They're beating the area.
I
Take flight
No, you are you are but I'm also like sitting here like talking to you yapping
I'm not gonna lie, I'm just enjoying talking to you bro, it's like never gonna happen again.
I mean bro, dude how much like, do you have a girlfriend?
I don't bro, but listen, I told you I'm trying to get married bro, wallah, a few years.
Really?
A few years left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to stay clean bro, it's time to start.
You trying to get married?
I'm feeling edgy.
Ah, not really, I used to be but not really.
Well you have like good discipline bro, I like that.
I used to but not really
Well you have like good discipline, but I like that
See though me I'm not perfect, bro. Like I just I like to have a lot of sex. It's okay, bro
It's like enemy tank
I'm throwing like I'm really like I'm like I'm toying with him bro. I'm toying with him
Why are you, why? Come on, just talk to me, bro, it's okay.
Hey, I'm toying with him. It's bad. Like, why am I doing this?
Why am I like...
I was going to hit me with two continents, bro, like Waldo that has to be like...
Like, you have to wake up every morning knowing that you're the goat, no?
I mean, it's, uh, you know, I get called a Wind Trader scammer, a terrorist, a hacker.
No, no, you're a genius player. Now, you're genuinely a gifted player.
the plane's wrong
what are you doing?
why are you from there?
that's where you drill
match point
why for that other troll?
bro it's a slight second
everybody sing let him win
I'm not stream sniping I'm just stream chat wall
what are you saying let him win
You have my stream open. Oh, bro, I have three monitors, but I'm not sniping. I'm looking at chat
Delete I'm not fucking I
Revealing Eddie there they are
you can't be making noise like that
if you didn't make that noise over the loss bro I know bro I know I know I know
let's be okay look look I got closer than anyone on here you did you did well
I got closer and I'm not gonna lie bro listen bro yeah you you are you are a
nice guy you have good vibes and you know what bro I'm just gonna go ahead and
give you the bundle anyway bro say walla
bulla all right chat what's the new segment
all right what's the next bundle bro all right chat so what what is the next
segment bro all right yo I go whoever you were though bro walla
Bro you are a cool guy, bro. You are a cool guy. You are a cool guy
You are a well-la-well-la you are well, and I love you, bro
Yeah, you know, bro when I'm surrounded by hate so much sometimes I forget that I have who that actually love me, bro
Whoever you are, bro. Well, I don't know if you said your name, but well, I do love you, bro
Well, I love you and thank you, but well, and I hope you're I hope you're I hope you pass all your classes, bro
And I hope you get the best mechanical engineering degree you get
Jack oh
CS 2 yes or no chat see this CS 2 yes or no
One more bro. No, bro. No no more no more no more
That's with the five games day. I love you so much, bro. God bless you fuck CS 2
I mean what game are we gonna play if it's not CS 2 bro?
Chat tomorrow listen tomorrow. This is what we'll do tomorrow
Tomorrow we'll drop a bundle that guarantees someone the bundle so for example
Maybe we'll do like split or steal
Maybe we'll do like split or steal tomorrow or or maybe we do like
What's that one chat what's that one thing bro
What's that one segment I did I think it was like it's like a segment like Simon says for the bundle
And then we do hide and seek for the bundle
Or maybe we could do like squid games. Maybe we do squid games
For the bundle tomorrow
Maybe we do valorant squid games tomorrow for the bundle
League of Legends, please
Chats
That's what the five gifted one line on you. Oh god. Let's chat tomorrow
So, 1v1ing viewers in Rainbow Six Siege, and second of all, Squid Games Valorant for the
Bundle.
All we do is Roblox Squid Games for the Bundle.
We either do Valorant Squid Games for the Bundle or Roblox games for the Bundle.
They both work. Let me see, uh, one, one V, running viewers on Siege, and then also, um, Squid games, Squid games for Bundle.
Tomorrow. Alright, that should downshot. Alright. Um, okay.
Okay, now, chat, what game do we want to play?
What game do we want to play?
Now it's variety for the rest of the day, bro.
Now it's variety for the rest of the day, bro.
What's Rageant, what are you doing?
I was doing fucking TV mode for fucking four hours.
Whole time we can do that shit for fucking 10 minute.
Rageant, oh my God.
who the fuck is it? is it Marty?
yo who drove me like a fucking bitch?
hey yo
bro does this guy
why are you shipping me and Marty?
bro does Ray even go, how does Ray have 3 million followers?
Why is he crazy though?
He barely goes live like what's his tracker twitch I
Feel like I barely see this guy live. Let me see it. I'd be all like Ray Asian boy. It's pretty funny
He's pretty funny
Streams
Uh, what the fuck?
Did the guy just take a month off?
Bro, he took a month off.
This guy took a month off.
Wait, this guy took, what the fuck?
Vaxxer with the 15 total gifted subs.
Bro, I love you, bro.
God bless you.
Oh my God.
Is that shit a demon, bro?
You don't raise that demon, bro.
All right, uh, chats.
What do we play, bro?
Valor or not a valid, uh, let's play speeds doing baller league as well.
He's sleeping.
Oh, Caribbean, Caribbean tour back soon.
Dash resting.
Yeah
Chat you guys know what I want to do bro chat starting sometime this week
I want to go live I want to multi-stream tell me this is a good idea should I multi-stream on kick YouTube and Twitch
Why not?
Like do I lose on anything going live on all three platforms?
But you guys say fuck kick okay, but like it's fuck kick. It's a one-day. Hopefully
One day hopefully which doesn't happen. I get banned on Twitch, and then I have nowhere to stream
I feel like I can if I build every platform up bro, it'd be pretty fire. No
You two will ban you for saying retard. Is that true?
Really
fake their line you can do everything you just can't play YouTube music I see yeah
yeah I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see I see do twitch
tick-tock and kick chat is twitch is twitch or sorry it's tick-tock even
like worth it Facebook live is available bar doing construction with Ray
bro that house is so big like that she crazy
I
Facebook live gaming chat who the fuck goes live on Facebook live
What the fuck how does myth have 30,000 viewers
I've been back in
maybe one one two three like four weeks so I'm coming up on four weeks so now
it's becoming more and more like a habit which I'm pretty which I'm feeling
good about now now I'm just getting in there easily
Is this are we just listening to Donda?
Let's do this instead. Oh, should I start if you bought it myself, bro?
Bro like Asian Jeff is somewhere like bro like
You know like bro at this point, but I'm actually like I don't understand one sec bro Asian Jeff
Can someone tell me how this motherfucker is max viewing at 147,000 viewers
149,000 viewers
15,000 viewers 11,000 70,000 viewers as motherfucker went from 154 average viewers
to 13,000 viewers overnight.
Tyler won.
Double lift.
Bro, like why can't this happen to me, bro?
Why can't I not be put at 30,000 viewers, bro?
Why not me, bro?
Why not me?
Why is it Asian, Jeff, and myth?
Why can't it be me because you're a cheater?
Bar.
You're view-bottling already?
Mods type?
No, not mods.
Chat type 1 if you are currently a viewbot.
Chat type 1 if you are currently a viewbot and you're being paid to watch my streams.
Oh, okay chat, League of Legends, what do I feel like playing?
You know what, let's play one game of League.
Let's play one game of League, chat.
Let me call Jawad and see if he's available inside, Jod.
Chat, let's play one game of League.
Just one game, chat.
Just one game.
Yo!
Damn!
Damn, you're answering the call pretty fast.
Yo, are you down to play one game of League of Legends?
Uh, I'm pretty sure I uninstalled the game.
Bar.
What is this tweet I'm looking at?
What's tweet?
I didn't spend my life pocket watching other people on the internet.
Oh, that was so long ago, bro.
What the fuck?
God, bro, it's so long ago!
That was two years ago!
But I'm actually a master at rage-baiting, bro. I'm not gonna lie. I can make anyone mad, bro.
I'm like blocked by 20 people in my prime.
And Twitter.
Jesus.
I don't know if that's a flex, but...
I don't know if it's a flex either.
Um, do you want to put League of Legends?
Download it.
Okay, I'll download it. I'll download it.
I'll put that. Alright.
Okay, bye.
Legends. One game was-
Well, if I pay the one mill points, can I clap you on roadblocks, sniper duels?
Can you play Bed Wars?
Can you suck my dick?
If I'm gonna play Bed Wars, I'm gonna- I want- I want someone to play with chat, like Jawad, maybe XQC, maybe Greek.
You know, maybe someone- maybe like someone like that, okay?
I don't think I'm gonna hop in solo.
So you're just copying Jinxie.
So, me hopping on League of Legends while he's playing Rainbow Six Siege is copying.
So do I take my cock out right now and get banned on Twitch and go back to being a Burger King
worker, or do I lower my cortisol and chill out?
Folly224 with the 1 million points.
Folly, how do you even redeem 1 million points, bro?
What game do you want a 1v1 me in, bro?
What game do you want a 1v1 me in?
What is Roblox Sniper Duelz?
What is Roblox Sniper Duelz?
Pick your champion, you know.
Chat, who's the champion that I should ban?
Chat, what was a champion I should ban?
Mel?
My character matters already even if you are not
Wait this
One to cut, one to steal.
Aw, they're dying and flash.
I just need to like let it out bro chat sometimes I just need to let it out bro see your brows
what games are currently the best right now. CSGO, Valorant, League of Legends, GTA V.
Check you guys think GTA 6 is going to be insane
Get on me
I'm gonna go be
Yo chat talk to guys. This is how well this guy like legitimately just loves doing that hot camera, huh?
Alright. Wait, what's Doran's bow strap? Wait, what is this? What's Phantom Dancer?
Did an update happen? I haven't seen half of these things. It's a new season?
Wait, Chastle, what's better than Phantom Dancer or Bork?
Bork?
What is this character I'm versing, bro?
be done
Moody should play 5m on GTA 5
That is so OP, what is this character though?
Bro, what is this character?
Bro what is that?
Bro what is that character?
That character is OP though.
Already lost the line?
Bro!
How do I like get close to him? How do I form my minions?
Yeah, how do I form my minions if he's just like
Doing that to me. It's so hard. No
I don't know how to last hit in this game bro.
So should I turn off auto attack or no?
Bro, hold the cage
Bro, what is that character?
Play under tower.
China is playing under tower bad?
Crash the wave under your tower.
See, Hamza said that the other day to me, too.
What does that mean, crash the wave?
So like, do I just hide here, chat?
Okay, I can just bait his moves.
fuck i died
back up i know
i got hungry there bro
chat did i lose the game off that
did i lose the game
did i just lose the game off that
Like Ashby?
Okay, crashed away.
Like, see how he prefires it?
It's just so hard to farm minions, bro.
It's just so hard to, like, run off.
This game requires so much brain power and Muda has none.
Nah, I haven't found a house yet.
Chah, I've been lowkey thinking about doing like a segment every morning, bro.
Where I literally let my chat like fucking help me to find houses and review them every morning. I swear to God, bro
Bro, oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god!
I know the thing is chat, going against lead characters, I don't know what's happening because
I don't know their abilities.
So it's so humbling.
It's just, I know my abilities and that's all I know bro, and that's all I know.
And like, bro should I just start maining Yasuo instead of Yone?
Cause I feel like Yone is just so ass in front of a lot of characters bro.
Like I don't know, bro it's just, bro it's range vs melee and I don't know his any
of his abilities so I just get fucked.
Like look at that, oh my god bro.
She sounded like a bitch right now from playing, but she's so assed.
Jixi is lowkey better than that league, I mean maybe bro, maybe yes.
guys like fucking either one and fucking
kind of knows ability
Oh my god, what is the billet what what what just happened?
Like what was that?
BOO! I have no idea what I just died by!
Whoa, oh my fucking goodness
Like I have no idea what I just died by
bro it's 10 to 1 like did we just lose the game charge to be honest did we
straight up lose this game 10 to 1
well there's gotta be a better character to play other than yon yon's like
What is the hardest character in the world, bro?
How did you guys do this?
Life just insane.
Yo Muda, can you teach me how to use cheats? You fat nose looking r.
I don't know how to fight this guy bro, I'm just 1 HP every time
I feel like I'm being manhandled bro
Ask to join FaZe?
Imagine FaceBanks makes a new group chat and invites me in chat.
I think I should join this, you know.
Lacy 2.0? What do you mean Lacy 2.0?
Well, I don't know what character to play bro, like Yona is just so hard.
And I don't like jungler.
Like, you know what I like the most bro?
Nice.
Nice, ganked, just inched it like just that.
Chat, someone in the chat, the other day said play Catarina.
Is Catarina good?
And the enemy is unstoppable.
Play Yasuo mid and Yone top lane.
Chat, is that true, yes or no?
Your turret has been destroyed. Your turret has been destroyed.
You need to play something easy? The thing is bro, I don't want to play easy.
I'm the type of person that wants to play like the harder characters.
I'm modus nose, sorry if I take so much air. I know I'm huge, but I try my best to leave everyone somewhere.
Like chat and Valorant and Valorant I play Jet and Raina, but I'm a duelist, but I need
to be like that in this game, bro.
I didn't feel like a hard carry team, bro.
This is how it was born, bro.
I'll ego, but it's just how I am.
Alright, you know what, let's watch a YouTube video, bro, let me watch a YouTube video.
Chat, okay, wait, wait, can I go into the practice range real quick?
Wait, okay, chat, listen.
Who should be my next character to play?
Let me see Yasuo, bro.
Is so many people talk so good about Yasuo.
What?
Yasuo versus Yone.
Wait, Faker, Yoan?
Wait, Yoan loves to play Faker?
Chad, who does Faker play?
Is Faker like a duelist character?
Is he like an IGL?
Which one is better for League of Legends?
You can't even use Yoan properly.
Why are you even thinking about Yasuo?
There are tons of rival recently collections by versus jinx to fully bear versus zillion causes versus rangard kill versus more goddess Wayne versus
Synerchies match up a little under eight years ago
And at least in my eyes is the lunch setter precedent for champion design going forward prior to him
Jack can you play asshole and like top top challenger picks or is this guy shit in top challenger picks?
Yes, so
He did have their own style and feel but a large majority of them fit this cookie cutter process
But yeah, and in top top top challenger plays
Who is better to play your own or Yasuo?
You know one ability does damage another is a buff or utility of some sort and another is either crowd control a dash or secondary damage
Funnily enough, Yasuo
Wow, really?
That's what himself follows is almost to the tee
But what sets him apart from everyone before him was that he had a gimmick several ones at that
Bro, Yasuo is so shit unless you legit have the best mechanics in the game.
There's gotta be like a better character, bro.
Like, chat, what's a duelist like Yone and Yasuo, but a little easier?
And like, insane mechanics.
Akali?
Who's Akali?
Who's that Cali?
You actually might like a Cali, but she's hard to play.
A Cali versus Yoan.
Wait, it was the first thing?
What the fuck?
A Cali versus Yoan.
That's weird.
fear the assassin. So who's like Cali? Okay what is it Cali?
You think I am the one to fear? Hmm.
Is there a way I can go into like a practice range with these characters?
Press play arena or training practice tool.
Okay now do I add a bot other than like what's the best way to practice chat my abilities
On people or minions, what's the best way?
To start?
Okay, hurry chat.
Okay, so Akali, should we start with Akali?
Chat, what's the list?
What's the list of kids?
You know what, should I try Yasuo?
Silas.
Please, Silas.
Can I Silas?
Good.
You would like Akali, I think.
Okay, but there's a lot of people saying Akali, let me just try Akali.
There's a lot of people pressing Akali, bro.
Let me just know more.
Okay chat, what do I press here?
Ignite and flash?
Alright, chat, it's flash and Akali kind of like the best.
Okay.
Okay, how do I give myself all I guess you know what no no let's not give myself
anything Chucky so what do you guys buy here
Yo can you shut the fuck up and play the game you talk so much just play the
damn game you fat-nosed jubanese
Doris ring
Zad Akali Diana
know. Wait, what the fuck is this bar down here? I've never seen this bar before. What
is this? Okay, so, so it's like kind of like, why can't that hit? Also, this character has
energy? Press shift B to add dummy. What does that mean? Oh, what is this? Wait, what just
What happened?
Wait, what is that?
What did I just do?
Please do infinite-
If you want to be an actual Chad, you gotta play Zed, bro.
Please, plus, infinite.
Where's that?
right here bro i don't even know why i didn't have a leak preset now
well i guess i can just not be lazy and just move this
I'm not even trolling, I think my game just crashed, my game just crashed, I'm not even
trolling.
They're smart. They're scared.
Wee, this character fucked me before one time.
Yo, I remember getting fucked by this character.
I remember getting fucked by this character one time, bro.
This character seems hard bro, what is this?
Press the first button and the last and the third button.
So chat, what's the combo on this character?
So what's the point of ever doing W?
Q, E, C, so what's the point of W?
Hello, Mooda.
Here are a few house options.
Take a look.
Increases her energy max by 100 bucks.
I wonder when was the last time you had sex with a girl.
I don't know like last week
Okay, so W do you ever use W unless you're getting away
Okay, so
So what does this do when I hit some of the fights hard yet, what does this do?
So, Q and E. Read your passive, but Akali hits an enemy champion with an ability she
reviews her ring around up to 4 seconds, yeah, and gains 30% movement speed towards
the ring.
Crosses the ring causes Akali's next move to have a double range and deal additional
6-7 damage.
next attack you can never have too many
can I see the hit and hit again so I
normally hit
then W to like when is the last time
you had sex with a man never bro a week
So, boom, leave the circle, aww.
So chat, what's the, what's like the, chat, what's like the, chat, what's the, what's
The combo
Oh, you can eat
So can I do you back out of circle II II
So can I Q, E, E, Q?
Oh here it is, so chat.
So Q, E, Q.
Back out of the circle with your E.
and then QEE
QEE QEE QEE
E, L, E, and after Q
So chat Q
Ok so chat, tell me this is a good or bad
bad okay so what's the so what's the combo then
don't get a chuck about walking go out back to see you so Q E oh so both Q E E
So Q, E, E. How OP is that though?
How do I turn off my minions, bro?
Yeah
Okay, so Q E E damn what
Why did that do so much damage though
Now do it fast
Hi chat type one if you think moodler is into fem boys
So like that chat so you oh, why is that you know all my he's not me set
The combo is R, E, Q. The combo is R, Q. E, E. Auto. R to the comp. Okay. What does E2
mean, chat? What does E2 mean? What's R? Okay, my chat, I've never seen my ult before.
I've never seen my ult before one sec
Well that's a lot more confusing
Where's my ult dude?
Tell me what it is, Moe!
The combo is RQEE, okay.
So RQEE.
Holy fuck!
Are you serious?
So chat like this ready
What you can or twice
So like this
Bar
Reset reset reset reset reset reset reset reset reset reset. All right chat ready ready ready
Yo guys I'm gonna I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in
Is that good enough?
Is that good yes, you know
What does our two mean so are it okay so wait like this
Damn! Yo that's insane, that's insane, that's insane, that's insane.
Boy isn't that just instant kill? Is that instant kill?
Save R2 at the end. Wait so... okay like... so chat like this?
Alright, reset reset reset reset reset, holy fuck this kick is mechanical though.
Okay, ready?
Yo, this kick is hard, bro.
Fuck me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, bro.
I understand.
Okay, so.
Okay, wait, wait.
Hey, wait, wait, chat, what's the combo without all,
all's fucking me up, bro, all's fucking me up.
So E, E, done.
Yo, if I press W one more time,
I'm gonna press something, bro.
Okay, what's that, what's that, what's that there?
Okay, so E, E, Q.
Or is it E, Q, E, I forgot.
E, Q, E.
So is it Q, oh wait, is it Q, E, E?
Okay, so QEE, okay, so QEE, okay, okay, so now I just need to, did I do anything wrong
there. So R Q E E R. Like that. So R Q E E R. So that is
Okay, so guys, I asked for a character easier than Yone.
Can you tell me why you gave me this character?
Why would you give me this character?
Okay.
Q-E-E-Q is the regular one.
Okay, let me remove both of these.
Okay.
So, R Q E E R. That's the ability right there.
R Q E E R again.
Now chat, how hard is it to land that on a moving character?
How hard is it to do that?
The hardest part?
So Q-E-E.
Okay, I understand it's character now.
Switch out when I'm farming minions. Switch out when I'm farming minions. How do I farm minions?
Is it a Q?
Just get up a colleague, she's hard.
Is that an insta kill if I land that entire combo chat?
Is that just an insta kill?
No.
no if you are fed yes well can someone tell me why like this character actually
seems exciting okay do y'all think I'm ready for a game with a colleague yes or
know do y'all think so Q e auto any manner chat this man is just gonna fuck
me up by the way bro
I
Use W for oh just so what okay now that I know my combo
Chat now that I know my combo
What do I what do I ever use my W? Oh
My god, so I'm invisible here and I gain mana
So chat technically can I not
Wait, so technically can't I just do Q, E, Q, E, E, and then W and then Q, E, E again?
So like, can't I just do something like this?
Put down your W and use E inside of it.
Wait, like this?
Oh my god.
Like that?
No, not like that.
And then my R is this right chat my R is this
Holy shit, that's hard.
Okay, I'm ready
Chat chat, but do I have to buy a Cali? How do I know if I have a Cali or not?
Yeah, how do I know if I have a Cali?
How do I know if I have a Cali?
Go to collection
Bah, I don't have a do I
You don't have her.
Use wallet.
Can I buy her?
How do I buy her?
Like this is so confusing.
store champions Akali oh I can buy it
check who's the baddest character who's the baddest character that's that's a
use a leaf all right a colleague oh all right all right chat now where do I play
Okay, Akari, mid or top?
Both? Okay, cool.
And chat.
Who do I ban?
Who do I ban?
Mordekaiser? Leblanc?
Leblanc can be annoying since you're a mobile? Mobile?
Holy s**t!
Yo, I'm actually, I'm hyped, I'm hyped.
This could go two ways. This could go two ways. Either I get
either I get penetrated and fucked in the ass and never play this character again
either I get fucked in the ass and never play the game again.
Fear the assassin with no master.
Oh
Oh my god, oh my mommy
One, third, four, right, three.
All right, and now chat flash and ignite.
Does that work for flash and ignite?
Oh my god, okay, either chat, either I get literally fucked in the ass, bro, and never
play this character again, or I love this character and decimate this entire fucking
body there is no in between there is no in between why is everyone saying as you
and they're laughing why are you saying as you and laughing
Time Ruda can show me a six packs it turns me on.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
The last shirt is set up.
On God I'm gonna set it.
Ice glass left back.
Put your damn shirt down.
Damn. Sorry.
Yo! Oh my god!
Bro, either we get fucked and I never play this character again, or we fucking literally ace every round.
Let's go, brahmheit.
I'm hyped, brahmheit.
Oh my god, don't stop saying Jixi is calling.
How is Jigsaw doing?
Chat, how is Jigsaw doing on this game?
Is he playing good?
Chat, who's better at League of Legends?
Me or him?
I have around a hundred hours then.
Like I used to...
I had a little tiny phase where I just one-tricked Yone
And I played with like my IRL friends and then I got shit on so much and I hated this game. I never played it again. And then I just
Never played it again
Yo ransom
Yo, is my game like crashing what what's happening
Other people's PC.
Chad, you guys know it's my birthday on May 13th.
Chad, you guys know it's my birthday on May 13th, right?
I'm hosting a f*****g fan contest.
My birthday's in two weeks, I turned 22.
Chad, what are y'all gonna, who wants to answer my f*****g fan contest?
Y'all are so retarded.
Y'all are actually retarded.
All right, let's go bro.
Hi Mooda, can you teach me how to raise up a girl?
What the fuck?
22 question mark?
You look 35unk.
What?
Why?
Why how
Why are you guys retweeting I do not look 35 though I'm 22
But
So Jack should I be taking any fights when I'm level one
Where is this guy?
Why is he FK?
Why are we remaking and unrated?
why are we why are we bro I thought I like won the game
Muda you ever thought about using that straw on your face we issued a penalty
to who's day 1785 in your recent game for leaving the games like if came yo
Robo stripper has sent you a friend a quest the chosen one has sent you a friend a quest
All right, yeah, also what are other what are some other characters that we can uh
Buy okay, wait, yeah, do I do I buy this?
Or do I buy this?
Like the blue ones probably the gold ones because I don't see a plus next to the blue so
So what are some characters I should buy after?
I already have Katarina.
Diana?
Wait, when can Muta unlock Reigns?
I don't know.
Someone said 30, right?
Is it 30 or not?
Pick your champion.
are at Cali's and then ban your character.
Hi Mooda, can you show us a-
Oh, chat, what was that?
What was it again?
What was that girl again you guys told me to ban?
What was her name?
What was her name?
Hurry, please!
What was her name?
What was her name?
The Blanc, thank you.
I have more important matters to attend to.
You should watch Arcane. It's a good show.
Well, I remember when Arcane came out like years ago, like three years ago, four years
ago-ish. And I remember seeing it on my Netflix, but I never watched it. Is Arcane actually
good show yes it'll ever make a
valent one
arcane music is really good
But I can't wait to see like, make a champion a colleague.
Bro I can't wait!
So we have a Porsche GT3 RS here.
You know I already have too many Porsches.
Let me count.
Six, seven.
Seven, I think.
So I wasn't really going to buy one.
by top G. Is this even real or is this AI?
Ah chat, what ruins do I pick?
I'm going against Brand.
Sorry.
Arcane is a good show you can jerk off on the episode where Jace and Mel have sex.
The fuck?
GT3 RS here.
You know
and put it in a ultra super duper race.
Now, this car's got cornering, I'm being brave enough to trust it in a hairpin corner
in a way you wouldn't trust any other car.
McLaren's about not dying on the corner, not spinning it, and coming out ridiculously
quick.
This car's all about-
Chat, bro, Andrew Tate had like the biggest come up out of nowhere, bro
So my answer to that is to change where we're driving and I challenge you to a street fight taking to the streets
Fuck bro. How did he get so rich chat? He likes check. You know, I was a you guys know
I joined the hospital's University and tried to buy
I
Hustlers University
Until I found out my card declined on the Hustlers University like $100 thing, and then I never bought it
And I'm glad I did it to be honest. I would have contributed to his I would have contributed to his success
There's a 50 bucks or a hundred bucks, I can't remember
6-7.
6-7.
Cold steel and a target are all I need.
Okay so there's just always some fuck-ass characters that literally just fuck me.
in the show you can also see Caitlyn and Vi kissing make it
like how do I even beat this?
I'm just dead, bro. Just like that, I'm dead.
Wait, I get two heals this time?
I mean Chad do I just play under the tower bro?
Okay that's a lot harder than the bot, I'm gonna be honest.
Yo, that was horrible, huh?
What do you mean minus one?
What does that mean minus one?
What does that mean? Minus one. Do you guys mean minus one?
You missed a cannon? How big is a cannon?
What do I buy what do I buy what do I buy sorcerer shoes
I feel like I've bought the wrong thing.
move the presser for a special interaction
are eqq right chat
are eqq right chat are eqq
or sorry
are eqq
an ally has been slain
I don't know how to like engage this guy chat, he won't give me any fights.
You can never tell me anything else.
Was that bad?
Oh, it's hard!
My death.
Press shift plus D it will unlock abilities automatically.
Oh my god.
An enemy has been slain.
What am I getcha?
Okay.
okay, Hex-Tek Gunblade
Roooooooooooh
It's just- I don't know! This game is so hard!
It's just bow- I don't know. I don't know, bro. I don't know.
The old ways just don't work.
Am I equally as fast as him?
Should I chop?
Just a few.
Playtime over.
How about I just end this?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So chat.
E, Q,
E,
Q, E, E,
or E, Q, Q,
you
you
you
you
you
you
I know I'm sorry, I bit of the fuck out of him bro, I bit of the fuck out of him, I know I'm sorry.
I'm sorry bro.
I just downloaded the game, bro.
I'm sorry.
Okay, so I need to like, eat this guy.
Chet, do I- Chet, I was stronger, me or him right now?
Go back and buy item
So Chad do I chow him and press Q or E okay so EQQ EQQ oh no QEE red chat QEE red chat
Okay, so QEE, what if I have ALT?
Guys don't tell him about evil in skins, he will goon to her on stream and get banned.
He's like his Evelynn.
Holy shit, that's all Q.
He's a QEE.
I don't know if I like this character chat.
I'm just bad, huh?
Yeah.
I was going to say, I don't, oh my, what do I buy next?
You could have escaped. Use your W. Oh, I forgot.
What do I buy chat? Storm? Shadowflame? Stormflame? Shadow?
Sell the boots bro, I'm already gone.
He's just chat, why won't he push me bro?
The train's not really my thing.
They tried to gank me, bro. Holy shit.
Chat, is jungle fun to play? I feel like jungle would be like boring to play.
really
The old ghost rest don't work.
Smoke that.
Was that even good though?
I get a pack full of trouble in nothing but time.
What does that mean darkness? What does that mean?
I feel like I'm playing ass if I'm going to be honest.
Was that someone's TPing? What is that chat?
Chat, what is that?
Is that- does that mean someone's TPing?
I feel like it's easier to last hit on this character. Why? I don't know.
I'm just gonna carve my own path.
Is this even worth pushing?
That was horrible by me bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, I keep forgetting I have a W chat.
I keep forgetting I have a W, bro.
I don't know why.
Wait, are we gonna lose this game?
I'll make this look like magic has been destroyed.
I don't know I don't know bro I low key fumble and like high intense fights I low key fumble
and high intense fights. Like I just start mashing buttons. I start mashing buttons up.
I don't know why. Is that normal chat where like to new players where you start to like
mash random buttons when you get into fights
because lowkey that's what I'm starting to do bro
What is happening bro why are we getting fucked so bad though
Hi Mooda, watch the size of urnows if you don't mind me asking.
I catch it like that as fuck no.
Holy shit bro.
Do I even push this girl?
Yeah, do I push this girl?
Oh, shh.
Oh my god.
How fetishy.
Oh my god.
What character is that?
She's 14 and 1!
How OP is Aurelia?
Is Aurelia OP or is she good?
If they're smart, they're skater.
A Calvary wins the match up versus Aurelia, really?
Is this game winnable chat or no?
Actually, it's winnable. Okay, I got a lock in. Junkie, if you guys were in this game
Where would y'all focus? Top lane or bot lane or middle lane?
I
Quick and deadly
Can I to be on this
Oh
Let him see me.
They can't stop me.
Take Baron?
Shout out to Baron.
the dragon
enemy team a slain baron child is that me are they like strong right now what the
What the fuck is this shit all about?
What are y'all saying Gigi?
What are y'all saying Gigi?
Oh my god am I just fucked now?
Chester who's like the carry of the game if it's whoever has a mid lane better top lane better
or like a jungle better no I did not mean to do that girl I meant to like flash
through the wall. Oh my god. You can ult and run by the way. I thought I bought all of these
already chapped they had to be lose
all we lost
i mean chat with my character though that i played good or bad at all
Not bad.
Good for the first time.
Really?
How's Jixi doing? Is he doing good?
Is he doing good?
Ch- does Jixi play, uh...
Jixi plays, um...
What is Jixi chat? Jixi plays, uh...
Jungle, right?
Is jungle like good?
I've never played jungle before bro, if I've played jungle, I've played jungle for like
one time.
I don't know anything about jungle, like anything.
Damn bro, fuck, I kinda wanna play one more game but, bro, losing a game is so ass.
Hmm.
Chat, what's another character I should play?
When alien isolation
Muda, can I lick your nose?
Play Ash is so what's a good character to play other than um should I try to master um a
Collie like I did I just play give it a call yes, you know, did I play give it a Cali?
Should I try another game with Akali?
Play CS?
Well the thing is I want to play CS bro but I don't want to play at the same time because
I want my skins bro and he's not giving me the skins but the trader.
So I might just have to buy my skins on like CS flow or some shit like genuinely.
try to play evil in the stealth group PLS play a horror chat, after one more game we're gonna
play a horror we have a horror game lined up right after
aww I'm gonna put the collar on
BAN
aww
melt
you
you
you
you
you
Why, why, why did someone say type VEGAR GG?
Let's make it.
Why are y'all saying GG LOL?
Why are y'all saying GG?
Minions have stolen your window to run away who the fuck is this y'all said gg into this little pussy
Y'all like that shit
I like that shit y'all like that shit. I know y'all like that shit
Hi mood of which lead character would you crack
Literally all the girls there. I'll knock a lot
Why is it to here?
Whoa, why is it to people here?
whoa whoa whoa what is this
yeah what is this
they're trolling are they stream sniping what is this they're sniping
Is that good or no chat?
You said every female character's but Annie is 8.
WAAAHHH!
Bro, all this data needed like that, bro.
I have too many kunai.
Chai, if I throw my E, is it gonna hit a minion?
I'm right here.
This game is fucking annoying, bro, and there's something.
She's a literal bot, but nice.
Oh, man, I'm dead.
And oh you hate me, I am courteously and humbly offering up my skills to be your adcore jungle duo.
No need to thank me for my generosity.
You are a...
Hi Muda, can I be a Yumi pocket and meow in a fat ears?
BLEEEEK! ALLAH WAKBAAAAAAN!
BOOM!
What do I buy, chat? Sorcerer, Hacks, Gunblade, or fucking Storm Surge?
Nothing learned.
What do I buy? Hurry, hurry, hurry, chat.
Hacks, gun?
Hacks, tech?
Hacks, guns?
Chessah, why don't I buy the shoes? I don't get it. Why are y'all saying no to the shoes?
Because on Yone, I buy shoes first.
Oh, because Yone has more damage.
no way
wrong
fuck
I am my own master
That's the way I like it, and that line has been slain.
That's right.
Hey, that's his heart.
Am I better at Yone or this character?
And you can be honest.
Well, you can be honest.
Really?
Hi Mudo, I heard a cheatsing on 6 South African randies, is that true?
Did you guys see how I'm like clouding and then throwing my E through the cloud and then
Eing?
Oh my god!
But I finally found a character that I like, bro.
Like I actually found a character I like, bro I always thought that Yone was cool though.
Check if a really good Yone vs a really good colleague go and get each other.
What do you guys think is going to win?
I love what I do, my enemies won't.
Depends?
Really?
An ally has been slain.
So why do I not play good Yolen, but I played better Akali, that makes no sense.
I feel like I should be a jack of all trades, no?
What was that did she destroy my wait did she destroy my
Yeah, yeah
Really bro read it read what
Tell us how we're hit me if I go through here
Hello
How many times do you jerk off in a day mooder I don't jerk off bro, I miss that
I miss that so sad why are you saying cat?
Bro, how did I miss that?
How did I miss that?
I'll go back, I'll go back.
T-BEEE!
Holy fuck, Akali!
The fuck is wrong with you, bitch?
Fuck! This girl's taking her sweet ass time!
Goddamn, bro, I was in a fucking heart attack up in this bitch.
Fuck!
Enemy killing spree.
I'm going to EQQ, I'm going to EQQ alt, or I don't even have Q, fuck.
Can I win this without my alt?
Jack, can I win this without my alt?
The chat is saying cap does that means they already saw you jerking off.
Can I win this without you?
Did I just get my kill stolen, I just got my kill stolen, what the fuck.
Why did you flash, I don't know, I was scared he was gonna get away that fucking pussy.
So what do I buy? What do I buy? Shadowflame? What do I buy? Get boots? Press 2. Press 2 on
Champs? I don't know what you're saying bro. What do I buy? What do I buy? What do I buy?
on my source of shoes on the enemy what enemy bro oh press two on the enemy
Jack, can I use my R to engage a fight?
Is my R just another E?
Someone answer that fast.
Is my R another E?
Okay.
So it's another kunai.
It's another kunai.
But what if I miss it?
Is it just fucked if I miss my alts?
But what if I miss it, is it just fucked if I miss my alts?
Did you ever set R a girlfriend in bed, don't tell him what it means.
Did you ever set R, I don't know what that means I'm gonna be honest.
I don't know about you guys but I'm playing a lot better on this character.
Or even you can't miss R.
What does that mean?
Check it out if I fight this guy or not. That guy looks tanky. Fuck that.
I got my answer just by taking another second look at him bro, I'm gonna fuck looks tanky
to that love that ability that makes it makes them so scared
that was not my team
How many X's do you have Mover?
Holy f**k I'm a natural at this character.
I'm like, no, no, no, I am actually a natural at this character!
then shadow flame then the bartenders
Allah what a chest hunt
Oh my god, you're that guy's sniping bro. Oh god that motherfucker is sniping shadow or storm shadow or storm
Shadow or storm
Shadow storm
Well, he said I don't know I don't want to be that person
But I feel like you don't know a lot about this game like whatever you say
I feel like I should be doing the opposite. You're the only person saying storm
Everyone else that shadow. Oh my god, just through my game, didn't you?
Well, why are we effing I'm doing good, bro
Like bro, that's what I'm saying bro!
Play bro!
We got a good game on our hands bro!
Come on!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's this fat fuck in my lane for?
Check it out, beat this guy, yes or no?
Holy fuck!
Okay, that guy's fed.
So now I see why my team wants to FF.
Because that guy's fed, right?
An ally has been slain.
Is that why people aren't FFing? Because he's fed as fuck?
Use your number 2 Hextech.
Is this like a one-use stability chat or is it like, regenerable?
Thank you.
I'm gonna be all, why wouldn't I be all?
I'm gonna be all, why not?
But I really love that character, bro. I'm off to the line.
Well, I kinda wanna play more, bro.
Jack, can we play one more, bro?
I don't think you wanna play one more, bro.
I'm gonna call it Juwan.
["Juwan"]
Jack, should I buy a skin?
["Juwan"]
Yo, where'd you go gangie up? What's up, bro? Can I tell you I fucking mastered Akali?
You did yes, bro. I mastered her you can ask my chat look at my yeah
I saw you did you got that double kill. Yeah, no look at my chat with my chat chat. Did I master Akali? Yes or no?
Look at my child with my child. They're all gonna say yes. They're all gonna say yes watch watch
They're all gonna say that check. Did I master Akali? Yes or no? Yes. He did yes. He did no no no
See?
See?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm looking kind of good.
Yo, Jack, should I buy an Akali skin, yes or no?
What if I told you that, like, my game didn't install?
Bro, like, are you retarded?
I didn't install it for some reason.
I have to restart it and try to install it again.
But I could probably play, like, tomorrow.
Who's streaming? Is anyone else going to coach you?
I don't want to coach you. I just want to play with someone. I want to play with you.
Yeah. I don't know. This didn't work for some reason. I could try again, but...
I don't know. Who else can play? Ask Chat.
I don't know.
Ask Chat.
Really? Ask Chat?
Just play with Faker.
Play with faker. Oh double ifs on he's a pro player
Oh, Hums is live Hums is live. Yeah, you though, bro
Bro, I want I want to play too, but like my she's
This guy has a house in Texas
This guy has a house in Texas sub goal
Yeah, I saw that
Saw that what I thought he moved to you. Did he move back to NA?
Should we play one more?
Because I'm kind of hungry, like Loki I want to watch a cobslop video and eat food.
Yeah I can maybe do that.
Fuck you.
You're not ex-qc little bro
Come on guys, but so as you see you can only react to cops lop
The first guy to ever do this
on screen
The hunter x hunter. Oh my god. It's purple
Ew.
It smells really fuckin' weird.
New McDonald's sauce!
Ew.
That's what I said.
Chat.
Did anybody have the displeasure of having the Minecraft sauce?
Actually, it was trash.
It was God awful.
Chat.
You know what's weird, bro?
Wait, do you guys like to eat McDonald's?
Do you guys like eating McDonald's?
Do you guys like to eat McDonald's?
I swear, I don't want you guys to say cap, but I have literally never had McDonald's other
than a McFlurry.
I've never had a single burger.
I had Burger King though, because I used to work at Burger King.
Chat, what's better, Burger King or McDonald's?
Oh, I actually have my chat.
I used to have fish filet. I used to have fish filets on McDonald's. Yes. Yes. I remember that
But uh, I used to have a filet-o-fish back when I used to be like I think I had like two filet-o-fishes at McDonald's
But I was super young
All right, I'm gonna cue one more
Chet, when do I get ranked bro?
When do I get ranked?
Level 30?
Jesus.
No cop slop, I'm going to wait until my food gets here.
Come on, come on, chat, are we going to watch COPSLOP when I get my food?
Four teens try killing a cop after a chase.
Chat, what are we, oh, should we watch this?
And it's exactly at 9-11.
It ends exactly at 9-11, I think this is a sign.
I'm gonna go ahead and leave this video up here and we're gonna watch it when I think anything other than cop slop
Please guys come on, bro
I just collab with XQC and for some reason the cop slop is rubbing off on me, bro
He's XQC is rubbing off on me. So
Well, I can't believe they're like actually a new thing called core now
Do you guys think, uh, ImagineCore becomes the next new phase, like the big phase?
Do you guys think Core will be as big as phase?
Am I queuing?
see here youtube.com
some YouTube shorts
check you guys like the new M5s? check you like the M3
have you ever played Aram? no
you can learn different champs there it's all on one lane
no I've never watched Aram or Aram or Panayram
Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a Zulka
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My granny, she got hit by a Zulka
Ka-Bao
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Like how do you record yourself running away from the cops?
Like how is that even a thing?
How do you run away from the cops? That literally just makes no sense.
Who do I ban? Who do I ban?
Is the Pell ever gonna reply to you?
No bro, he literally, but responding back and forth, back and forth, back and forth,
then I'm like yo can I get the skins?
Doesn't answer me.
Like how do you recall bro if I got pulled over by the cops bro, I would literally just pull over like a good boy
Bro, I would literally just pull over like a good boy chat. I'm not gonna lie, bro
I just pull over like a good boy which one chat well, which one one two or three
One two or three no master
Three
Oh
Is that Nami from one piece yo, I'm gonna be honest, bro if you
Jinks is so
wait I don't know if this is gonna kid exposes how he streams nights Nick
Jinxie ran into a view so you guys think Nick A30 uses any swear words
off-shrin
mooder when I see you I just want to kiss you so bad are so cute and handsome
Smiling face with hearts emoji, smiling face with hearts emoji.
Well, I'm joking, actually look horrible and stop lying about the fact you have bitches when you have none.
Even earnos have more bitches than you.
Like, really good, really bad, really bad, really bad.
I just know you've got a crush on Jinxie gay
but shows like who the fuck is view modding Asian Jeff how does Asian Jeff
I have like 30,000 viewers right now.
This is just insane.
Bro has double Jason's viewers, bro.
On him, chat.
On him.
Not too pretty crash, but I didn't just get in there.
Look at calm.
What's in calm?
Let me see.
If I attach her down here, we'll catch her at least.
This kid's nasty
This guy's a hundred thousand viewers bro
Like what I actually don't even know what's real anymore, bro
Like genuinely I don't even know what's real anymore what I want
This is why I hate when people come on my channel like what do you only have three thousand viewers?
What do you only have 2,000 viewers? What do you only have 4,000 viewers?
What do you own? Well someone in the chat came in the other day while I was at 5k viewers said
What do you only have 5k viewers? Like bro, SORRY that I'm not viewbotting
SORRY that I'm not top three biggest streamers of the earth, bro. Like god damn bro
Like bro
Am I in a game? How do I know if I'm in a game now?
like what what do you mean
like I don't know like it's literally like I don't know I took me a while to
understand this chat and I still like I don't like fully understand it cuz
sometimes I forget but bro fuck of you count make ever move a saying you did a
collaboration with Epstein on Twitter is the true chat type one if you think
it's true or it's just me tweaking no bro no
Chat, which one do I buy out of these three when I get the chance?
Which one do I buy out of these three when I get the chance to?
The first one?
Okay.
So it's just Hex-Tucked Gunblade every time, huh?
Minions have spawned.
Let them see me. They can't stop me.
Whoa, I was walked into their fucking thing.
But you get that FIFA on that end or play FIFA?
No, that's not the way people look on Xbox. Like, ten years ago.
Are you ever gonna do an arm mod interviews?
Call it a purse. I dare you.
A mod interview? Yeah, I was supposed to.
Yo, why does that guy look so, like, he looks so thick?
I have a lot of EU mods. Most of my mods are EU.
Bro, how am I supposed to like...
I can't get any of these.
Bro, I am so shit at forming minions.
Bro, why am I not getting the money for these kills?
This guy's double my fucking thing bro and I keep fucking on my heads.
You look like Pinocchio with Dan's syndrome.
I don't know if I'm going to do whore today if I'm going to be honest.
I don't know if I'm going to do whore today if I'm going to be honest, chat.
Like I kind of want to but I don't want to at the same time.
Yeah.
Oh
What the fuck
You know what I think league is chat I think league is like a game
where you have to like play a lot of times and verse a lot of play in isolation and die
and get fucked by a bunch of characters until you learn a lot of the characters I've met
This game is like
You know
Oh
Bro, fuck this shitty ass ugly character, bro.
I don't know what cloud drink is child. What is cloud drink is that a dragon as well?
Well, I don't know how to fight this character I'm gonna be honest
Thank God I didn't do the 1v1 Valorant reward because even if someone wins, you would still
scam him.
Even after all your cheating on Valorant we can't beat you also you're broke.
I'm joking moodily I want to have babies with you, I will do.
What is that character?
What is that character?
How do I beat that character?
You don't fight Nasus?
You don't fight him?
What do you mean you don't fight him?
How is he back to full HP?
What the fuck?
He has so much more farm than me like I don't understand
And that was good, no?
Why are you saying that was bad?
Is that bad?
I hate ranged characters bro, like genuinely from the bottom of my heart.
I don't know how to fight them, bro.
He's not range?
I don't know if he's not... what do you mean?
This guy's like sending fucking satellite images to...
Do you like this narcissistic, chunky dick matchup mood, or don't you?
What the fuck are you saying?
Yes double my fucking farm, bro
I don't know how to CS with his character bro.
I don't know how to CS with his character.
Like I have 46 farm and retentive that's literally like holy, like past.
Ah
No, where I missed a fucking cannon!
Brother, oh my god, I'm gonna fucking kill myself in GTA.
I have so much ACS but whatever the fuck this has been in kills MS 100 MS that's 60
still at zero kills but a lot of us are actually but I'm the only one
It's not my worst Akali game so far, but I'm bursting like the fucking- I don't even know what I'm bursting, bro.
Your turret has been destroyed. Your turret has been destroyed.
Brother, who is this?
Okay, it's time to get off.
It's time to get off. It's time to get off.
It's time to get off, that's my last one.
When I start playing bad, that means I'm not locked in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all good, it's all good, it's all good.
I'm not locked in this game.
I'm just bristigid of someone I've never played before, and I'm getting fucked, bro.
High Mooder just wanted to say that I like her streams, and I'd quiet but every time
I watch her streams I have a boner and I feel blessed with her good-looking face.
I just think her nose is killing the vibe of the stream but in generally mood a Jew boy.
Like, is there anything I could even do, bro?
Like, I just hate this shit. I came and fight him, bro. Like, I don't understand.
Like I don't even know what you're throwing at me at the time, I'm at half HP, I'm at
half HP and I haven't even touched you once.
Ugh.
Like actually it's just so fucked.
Sometimes you just burst like the fucking like I feel like the games are so W chat are
are so um like these games are very random is that true like 5050 and like look at this
Jesus bro, how do I FF?
I don't want to play this game bro, like actually I don't want to play this game.
Please give me up. Please. Please.
I have to go help my...
I need to go help my dad.
I have to leave the house to go help my...
Oh, I tried.
Time Luda, even if I're not due, we know you eat pork off street.
I think I'm going to order Chick-fil-A chat, the thing is do I really want to be fat today?
This guy said Chick-fil-A is 10% pork. Who the fuck said that?
Oh
Oh my god
Fuck
fuck! this game is so fucked!
You know the skinny brother ass
You baptize pork and it becomes halal
Yeah, he's good, bro, he's good
he's good and he's just uh he's fed bro and I'm ass right now like oh my god
bro
90 CS at 19 minutes fries I know I know I know bro I know bro I know this is a
bad game I'm trying to ff I can't fucking ff bro
no Maddie I love Akali I'm just a bomb versus a character I've never versed
before
Check it out, I just ulted at 4 and it's unrated.
But if I'm not going to play for the rest of the day...
An enemy is dog-eating.
Thank you.
Get me the fuck out of that game.
Fuck out of that game, bro
Get me the fuck out of that game
I can only play like one or two games bro. I can only play like one or two games
All right
I don't want to do horror today bro, I don't want to do horror today, roll key.
I wonder, should we watch a video, I want a roll key, you actually like a YouTube video.
Just activate Urchita and win the game, we know Urchita anyways.
So in the future what we're gonna do is we're gonna actually play your recall
Unmend me!
What you could buy
Unmend me!
So instead of just saying oh Jynxy, you have 2000 gold buy, it would be like Jynxy, you
need 2100 for an item, so you should play for one more camp so you can get that
power spike, okay?
Ignore this bronzer
No he didn't, no, why didn't he take your boob up?
I have a minute timer on it exactly but it's also because you took it earlier. You know the blondes blurring the problems and fucking game somebody
Just jungle boring or fun to play
Then mommy ask you a pleasure if you want to gang what do you need to start doing?
Exactly
Oh my god, wait, we were supposed to do a fucking Tinder segment today for like the shits and giggles
Oh my god
We were supposed to do like a hinge or a tender segment today.
Probably got to do it tomorrow now.
Yeah, I probably got to do it tomorrow.
I'm going to do a grinder segment.
Grinder.
Yo, lowkey, the only way I don't answer you right now is if we do a YouTube video and
I order some food and we eat.
I'm not in the mood for horror tonight chat, I'm just not, I'm sorry.
You look like LEGO Piece 100 in 2041.
Yo, I have a question.
Who do I ask?
Who do I ask to fix this?
Is it Dorax?
Give me back me one, Milbro.
There's got to be a way to, like, anti-spam
the same message twice.
You should be able to, you should, you should get
instant time though.
You should get instant time though
if you paste the same message.
Who do I message to fix that?
Who do I message to fix that?
Famous, do you even have that?
Alright, W.
You have FawcettBotPerms?
W.
Yacha, I don't even know what to do, bro.
I mean, I kind of want to, like, react maybe for a little bit.
I don't feel like playing anything, to be honest.
I am hungry and I do need to go to the gym.
Instead of eating off stream, I can eat on stream and watch a video if you guys are down for that.
XQC calling.
But why do you have to keep saying XQC calling when it's not calling the fucking assholes?
I mean, if it was that bad, it wouldn't taste good.
If it was that bad, like, I mean, like, guaranteed, like, I don't know, I don't believe it.
I don't I don't believe it at all and so up parasites are bad. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
That's just see as many golds
China just see as many golds fucking um
As in gold room bro
So nasty bro
so nasty bro Osmond Gold's room is so nasty try to jump see that shit
Osmond Osmond
what is up with the cup the cup collection look at the amount of sauce he
has here from like Chick-fil-A or whatever that is what are you talking
That's obviously when he's chilling.
I bet that's the room right now.
That is work ethic.
No wonder why it looks this way.
Oh, those are new bags of chips too.
Well, yeah, and here, and here.
But that's trash.
And the party boxes of right there.
Yeah, we were chilling.
That, you know, I'm probably not the most appropriate person
to be saying this, but you probably should eat out less
and move more.
I'm just assuming.
You probably have zero matching attendance
Because of your fat men's LLLL just joking I feel blessed every day you're so handsome
lying face emoji
I walked a mile down to the store to get another one of the sodas
I cooked myself a steak last night I don't want to hear about it, okay?
What the fuck?
I mean, I just don't understand like, like I just don't get it bro, I don't get
Like I don't get it what the fuck that was nasty bro that was actually nasty um what is
today today's chest and today's chest and uh okay just watch this video and make some
food where is it it didn't get saved why
Why?
Hold here.
Holy shit, send him a video, I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, I'm gonna go up and get some food, I'm gonna go back, okay?
You guys wanna come with me?
Do you all wanna come with me as I make this food yesterday or no?
Copslop.
Damn, y'all are just complaining like crazy today.
We want horror games, we want horror games.
Copslop.
Oh my God, bruh.
Yo.
Did you ever dated a goth girl mood, huh a goth? No jazz anyone dated a goth girl before
To that look you want to order Chick-fil-A
Well, I want to order Chick-fil-A, but I'll eat. I'm gonna eat healthy today. Fuck it. I'll eat healthy
I'm not gonna lie, the schedule is just so much better.
Yo, why do y'all say you, like, what is wrong with y'all, bro?
Chick-fil-A before the gym?
I know.
I'm not gonna say a fat ass, bro.
Why do y'all think you, bro?
I don't get it.
Am I actually that, like, am I ugly?
Am I ugly?
The only foods I have here are...
Fuck.
Go back in your room, your fridge is probably empty, you're broke.
I should have emptied this fuck, bro, I'm not even gonna lie, it's emptied this fuck.
How many coke cans do you need?
Bro, I know, bro, I bought, bro, I bought, bro, I bought, bro, I bought, bro, I bought,
a Costco Coke Zero and it came with this much this much and this much like bro it
was like it was like it was like 15 bucks why did that much come with it bro it's
15 bucks chat you can either have salmon or we can have chicken shish to
root now low-key salmon don't sound too bad right now now hold on salmon ain't
I had chicken today, I think. What did I have today?
I actually don't know what I had today, Charlie. I'm looking for a hot shop, bro.
Do you eat from your nose instead of your mouth?
instead of your mouth.
Moori, if I lived with you for a year straight, would I turn healthy or fat?
Healthy, bro. Does anyone have a question? I go to the gym every single day.
I eat healthy food every single day.
Like, no bro, you would probably be healthy, bro.
You would probably be healthy, bro.
You would probably be healthy, bro.
Holy gooner bed? How is this a gooner bed?
You look so kissable, Muda. Smiling face with heart's emoji. Just joking your chop-tasph.
Yo, stop calling me chopped.
Bro every time I come up here. I remember that I need to move out soon, bro
So y'all gonna miss this house
They're all gonna miss the streaming setup that looks at the way it looks
We had a lot of memories here, I know.
Chai, is it crazy how I've only been in this house for a month or a year?
I feel like I've been in this house for like a decade, but it's only been a year.
Chai, show us the headset and two jubanese.
Bro, stop calling the jubanese, bro. I'm from Lebanon.
I'm not a Jew.
Chai, do I even look Jew?
I damn, no.
Damn, so tomorrow, Tinder segment as well.
I don't remember that.
Tinder segment.
Gotta have some more.
Hey girl, instead of eating that bullshit pre-cooked food, you should cook some big
nose jubonies from jub-
WUTSU-
Holy shit and stream you look so chocked I am gonna end myself.
Bro I would have drank milk right now with my salmon but I don't have any fucking milk. I ran out of milk last night.
What?
What's wrong with milk?
Bro, what's wrong with milk?
What's wrong with milk?
fuck how am I gonna
hi chat do you replace eggs with your own semen when you make pancakes
This question goes for Mudo as well.
You're nasty, bro. Shut up.
It's gonna be the nastiest shit you've ever said in your life.
Breathing like you weigh 500 pounds bro
All right y'all ready y'all ready chat are y'all ready
I'm gonna kill you, stop!
I'm gonna kill my partner!
Those aren't wanted criminals, but children aged 12 to 16 who had just stolen a car.
Watch as they take police on a run and even try to kill one of them.
I can buy three times.
Surely you'll six young men like you will be almost finished.
Got it.
One two seven east.
Two seven east.
Drive to your buddy at five seventy one.
No! Dammit!
Long-touching part of the rear-round over there.
Yeah, you made the filter about what happened, why did this guy get timed out for calling
me a zest. Why was it that time though?
Yeah, a little bit less stricter, please.
Like it should only be the same sentence pasted.
More than two times.
two times. Open the door so we can rip-stime fire us.
270, just west of 70, one side.
Sir, shut the vehicle off!
Driver, shut the vehicle off!
This guy tried to, like, look how slow he's going.
Alright, they're just led from me in the back passenger,
leaned out of the car, pointed his finger at me,
71 North, they're leaning out the vehicle still.
I can't see if they have anything in their hands.
The kids were able to outrun the officer, but with the help of flock security cameras, another
patrol unit soon located them parked at a gas station and called for backup.
What happened next was nothing short of a movie scene.
I think it's bad for you stupid after you outrun the car
You know fucking stupid get the fucking beat to outrun the cops and use the same vehicle out in public
Are you retarded like genuinely are you retarded?
Go park the car in garage and don't use the girl and don't use the car for the next month
Two months at least minimum go a handicap spot in Turkey. Oh, no about 90% sure. This is a vehicle
Let me know when you're close and I'll try and sort it
Hands up! Hands up! Put your f***ing hands up! Put your f***ing hands up! Put your hands up!
I'll kill you! Stop! Now! I will kill you!
Yes! You're trying to kill my partner? Yes! Stop!
Oh, shit.
What the fuck is this?
Hold him up.
Hold him up.
Come here.
Stay here.
I know.
I know.
I'm open.
You just stay right there.
Hey, cover him.
Don't move.
Actually put it in park. Put it in park. You put it in park.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright. Yeah.
Okay.
I can't get to the gear shift. It's still in drive.
Try to back seat. Try to back seat.
Yo, I'm not going to lie to you.
I would have shot. I would have shot. I would have shot already.
I would have been shot him.
Now, I don't know if that's the reason why I'm not a cop, right?
There's a reason why I'm not a cop. There's a reason why I'm a police member.
That's why I'm the streamer talking
But yeah, bro if this motherfucker just shut crap like I don't know and GTA
Are you gonna bring my mom?
Just hold on to you so you don't try to put it in drive again
You already tried to pull over my partner one time I'm only gonna give you one of those
I let him go when my partners in the backseat. Well, I go here. This is second
I don't know what that meant, come on!
Can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Hold on to this.
Hold on to this arm so you can't put it in here.
I don't think that's right in my arm.
Come on, mom.
It ain't moving.
Mom, my mom!
How's your mom gonna help you, bro?
You stupid?
Are you fucking stupid?
Like, what?
What is this guy thinking?
What the fuck, bro?
Is he retarded?
Why are you retarded?
What do you mean, bro?
What do you mean, bro? What do you mean?
No, Ken, it's peeled.
It's 7-9-7-9-7-9.
Step out. I can't. Step out.
Turn around.
Turn around.
Put your phone down. Keep your hands up.
No, don't point that gun at my brother.
All right, man, don't do that.
Don't use the sewer.
Orange hat needs the things, too.
Well, what do you mean?
He walked out of the car.
No, he didn't.
Really?
He didn't.
Aw!
I'm just trying to go over this.
Hey, I was gonna do some, hey,
this PRS, this s**t, bro.
Been hot before he s**t, even a honey.
Hi, Mido.
I'm your one who gifted 15 subs.
You said thank you, but you didn't say
that I can put it up your ass whenever I want.
Crying face emoji.
Crying face emoji.
Uhhh, Jett, what's the point of like sagging your fucking pants down to your kneecaps?
I never understood that.
Is there like a reason for that?
I'm like, well look.
You bitch, dog!
Hey, keep your hands up!
I'm getting right to the f***ing night out, dog!
Keep your hands up!
You feel like plus-or-uh?
You bitch, dog!
Keep your hands up!
What's in the backseat of this car?
Two of the other juveniles involved had already stepped out of the car before police found them,
but they were soon discovered and taken into custody.
The four were aged 12, 13, 15, and 16.
Chad, I have a question, bro.
If you're the guy in the backseat and the guy is like driving, you can't get into
the car, right?
You're his friend, right?
Like, you're his friend and all of you guys flee from the cops and then you
you guys end up getting caught.
All right, and then you guys end up getting caught.
But you're the one not driving.
Do you still get charged?
Couldn't you technically say like,
I couldn't get out of the car, it was fucking driving?
Yet they didn't show even a hint of regret
for what they had done.
Keep your hands up.
Just stay right there.
You with me?
Yeah.
See if it's all over.
Yes, sir.
Yep.
Hold on, man.
I'm on that.
Keep your hands where I can see.
When you come out of here, when you come out of the car, you're going to face right
this way, okay?
No, hands up.
Face right this way.
There you go.
Palms together?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is this your car?
There's a bunch of stuff in that backseat.
Oh, yeah.
The floor down there.
Yes, is this your car?
There's a bunch of stuff in that backseat.
Oh yeah.
The floor down the room.
Careful, sit down. It's a hard seat.
There you go. You good?
Yeah, sir.
Yeah, we're really sorry that happened to your car.
We will of course take a police report.
We'll get all the information that we can about these guys.
This is a stolen car that they stole out of Griff City.
Just a little bit ago.
Do you have your information for the car?
It's not a car, I don't think it's that big.
I don't think it's in the car.
Okay.
Is it registered to her?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you able to pull up maybe some information about her so that we can look at it?
get that going you try to run me over he was ramming the cars and he looked at me
put it into your and drove right at you come with me
check out my shit but are you fucking with like what does this guy think it's
What does this guy think is funny? What is funny here?
Like what is funny here, bro? I don't get it. I don't get it. What is funny here?
Yeah, you did shut up
I'm saying it's both what do you mean and GTA bow he has it's hard it go obviously in
GTA you're just so stupid but we're really never that's obviously in GTA RP I would never
You guys are tired
You know what you know, it's weird
You guys don't know what's weird, bro, you know how they say like like
Me when I see a Jew like mooder, I'm not a Jew what but what are you saying?
How old are you?
14.
Yeah, that car is still drivable after stopping there.
You want the fame, right?
That's why you guys do all this stupid shit, right?
No.
I'll do that.
Because it's fun, right?
You know, we don't have to hit you, though.
You don't have to hit my head.
The juveniles were transported to jail
and their mothers were contacted and asked to accompany them through the process,
but most refused to come to the police department, saying the kids deserved to go to jail.
The situation was even worse for the 16-year-old driver, Jamil,
whose mother said she would finally be able to sleep soundly
knowing her son was no longer hurting himself on the streets.
All of them were charged with felonious assault, receiving stolen property,
and failure to comply.
Two years after this incident, Jamile got into trouble again and was sentenced to 15 to 18.5
years in prison for shooting another driver in the leg during a road rage incident.
He was also ordered to pay $3,703 in restitution to the victim.
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This is so lame. Oh my god.
We check for her.
We check for her.
Well well well. So everyone just comes in my stream when Jinxy ends, huh? Huh?
Well well well.
Well well well.
Jinxy ended so we're back in the Jinxy waiting room. Well well well.
Well well well.
How was the jinksy stream chat?
Chat, how was the jinksy stream, did y'all have fun?
Chat, how do you guys like him when he plays League of Legends?
Does he make league entertain?
You have 30 minutes, it's okay, so goes live.
So chop chop.
What do I look like to you?
Some ho?
Do I look like some type of ho on the streets?
What is this?
What the fuck?
So first of all, so first of all,
Let me get this straight so first of all what I go live in the morning you guys all come to me
I have 6,000 viewers life is good. We're all laughing the second. Jixi goes live
please
Boom, I should jump out of 4,000 viewers. All right. All right, then we just cruise the plant ball over having fun
All right, all right, and then boom boom boom. I play some League of Legends. I come back
I do a calm thought video. All right, and then Jixi ends the stream y'all come back. Hi, Muda
How are you mood up? We missed you and that nice motherfucker has the courtesy the audacity to say
Kids was going live in 30 minutes chop chop
What about me fucking assholes I anyway chat uh I
Was low-key I bought an end stream right now if I'm gonna be honest
I was about to end stream right now if I was going to be honest no no we love you don't
go please give us 30 minutes until queso goes live
horror game dude. No joke and stream so I can watch Rekai. Surely you take us till 30 minutes
Muda please. Why do you think Jinxie ends right before Keso every day bro knows his place.
No guys, we're all good streamers and we're all good streamers chat, who's the better streamer, me or Kasell?
Who's the better streamer, me or Ratai?
Tell us about our ship, Ramirez.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
What about me, me and trash versus garbage ask question?
what about me and why are y'all laughing what about me or Jason the wean
what about me or Jason the wean
okay okay okay okay okay
What about mere ex-QC?
Ah ah ah ah ah.
What about mere S&C?
Ah ah ah ah.
What about what about...
Bro, we're just some long-ass intermission in between them strings.
Okay.
Um, what about me or Kaisenat?
Okay, now ready guys?
The big boss question chat the big boss question with this explosive wind trader knows Valorant
Or Jinxie keep up the good work brother. You are close to being number one streamer
Bro, I just like going to the bathroom between classes.
You know what, fair enough, fair enough, bro, fair enough.
Alright chat, what do we do for 30 minutes, bro?
Chat, what do we do for 30 minutes?
How do I entertain you guys for 30 minutes?
I have a perfect idea.
We're going to go on Roblox and raise up some girls.
I'll be back in 10 minutes.
I'll be back in two seconds.
I'm going to go ahead and put this up there.
You're the go 10 GL.
Set.
Type one if you do today.
Type two if you're hard.
Type three if you're horny.
And type four if you like pterodactyl.
Happy, oh my God.
Five five Muslim girl. I love you chat y'all know it's my birthday in two weeks, right chat
It's my birthday in two week one year. I love you. I love you more chat y'all know it's my birthday in two weeks, right?
Chat I turned 22
Chat I turned 22
Chat I'm hosting a fuck-a-fan cause that's for my birthday type one if you want to enter my fuck-a-fan contest for my birthday
Chat type one if you want to enter my fuck-a-fan contest for my 22nd birthday.
Alright.
One.
Alright chat, there's some girls, let's go.
Now, chat, before we go, before we do anything, all right?
I get this question a million times a day.
Muda, how do I Riz girls just like you?
I'm gonna teach you guys how to Riz girls just like me.
Starting today, we're gonna Riz some Roblox girls, all right?
Let's go.
What do you think it's you're allowed to laugh yeah who like who do you think you are to be
able to laugh like that?
Okay, you got me. What is this, uh, what is, what is this, uh, note on your thing? It says she's abusive. What do you, uh, what do you do?
I don't do anything. It's just self-defense.
Okay, so if I hit you right now, would you hit me back?
Yes, 100% I would.
Stop stop oh yo yo yo
Hello, yeah, who is this?
Um
This is skyward white okay your skyward white the girl that plays in um
Breaking Bad
No, I'm just kidding. I'm not Skyler. I'm just Skyler.
I'm just disappointed at that.
Hashtag talkative. Do you like, uh, you talk a lot?
Um, sometimes, yeah.
Chris, what's on me here? Let's play a game. Let's play a game. Okay, let's play a game.
Where's that button? Where's the button on the table where you ask the questions?
Yeah, we just have to, like, the chill zone.
Oh, is the chill zone?
Yeah.
Okay, let's check.
Uh, do I have, do I have, do I have permission to, uh, sit next to you?
Yeah, you're fine. You can.
All right, I'm going to go first or do you want to go first?
You can go. You can do it.
Okay.
It says, how old are you?
That is not a sense. I think we, it says, have you ever tried to eat a worm?
Well, on my screen, it says how old are you? I don't know. I think my game is bugged or your game is bugged. I don't know.
Okay. Okay. Okay. You answer first.
Well, I feel like you should answer first because I asked you first.
Well, I mean, same question, Zach, I feel like you should answer first.
I just, I don't want to be in that position because if I say I'm 21 and she says she's 16, I'm going to go to jail, bro.
Oh my god, something.
Oh, uh, hello?
Uh, hello?
Why do you keep muting yourself after?
What's going on? Sorry?
Sorry, do you want to play game?
Depends.
What are you wearing?
Are those girls ready to go to the club and roblox?
they actually like messed up my hair and my face well you don't have a face on
my side where do you look like you like you look like you like club a lot in
this game I don't know why I don't know how they held you 25 25 move the chill
Well, that's my system.
What do you do at 25?
Well, actually, my 21st, my 24th birthday is in one month from now.
Do you want to give me a happy early belated?
Mmm.
Mmm.
You said you were what?
I'm turning 24. I'm turning 24 in one month.
In the one month, what is your birthday?
May 13th.
That's not a month from now.
Oh, actually, it's two weeks.
You're lying.
Actually, it's two weeks, actually.
You're lying.
No, no, I swear to God, on my life, on my life, on everything I love.
My birthday's on May 13th.
That's a lie.
I'm not lying.
I believe that.
Do you want to see my ID?
No, okay, I think you're trolling. I'm not trolling. I just I don't count the days like that
If it was my birthday I would have known
Well, I mean fuck this girl both so fucking dry bro. Holy was going on Alex
I said never drive
No.
No, we're doing this thing.
Why are you shipping? What's happening?
I'm fed up because are you the same person that was making it?
No, bro.
Okay, we all have the same hairline, so I don't know.
No, someone, no, no, someone gave me a haircut.
Does anyone here have like the blow dryer that can bring my hair back?
No.
That's all good. That's all good.
Do you play through the facility?
do i play the facility free the facility no i i play the real game uh double deal it
don't what what what i want to see 15 people right here who is this
i don't like i can't i can't raise when there's two people i can't raise them
yo samurai bro keep it a book me bro how many girls snapchats have you got from this game
Bro keep it a book me absolutely zero
Omni-man
Like who do you think you are bro?
Stop
Yo, I need that yo, I need that character boy. I feel like this character would raise so well
How do I get this character? I want this character. I want this character buddy. It's $50. I don't give a fuck
Bo I want this character. I feel like if I was a character
No, no, no, stop stop stop bro. I won't I won't trust you, but I own this game, bro
They would never do that to me, but I own the roadblocks brother. I own them. Yo, listen listen listen, but I need this character
How do I get a skater? I know a minute, but I would have risked so well
You can like go to roblox.com and put my username in and like you can find like my avatar details
Hey, chillies, what do you eat chillies a lot?
No, I made this like username when I was like, I don't know
Oh my god, I got you okay, oh my god
yo what is on your thing what is this yo no what did you buy
Yo should I buy this chat should we make a Roblox character and start rizzing yes or no
Chat what if I let my chat?
Make my Roblox character. What if I let my chat make my Roblox get to and then we go to riz
Okay chats
Send me some good
Send me some good ones, bro. Send me some good ones chat. Send me some good ones, bro
Send me some good ones. Okay. What do I go to?
Avatar Roblox store. Where's the marketplace?
Go to vibe place what is vibe
What is this bro?
Like what vibe place what is vibe place?
Vibe place this one
Bar
Yo, where's vibe bra
Yeah, where's vibe place. What is what is vibe place?
We don't have time case. So stream is starting in nine minutes
Yeah, you should get out on your TV too.
What are you?
Are you KC3?
Are you on?
Yes.
Yes.
Is this Kaisenat?
Can we play that scary robot game, bro?
Can we play it?
Uh, Sam?
Uh, what is this app?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
What is this avatar bro?
I
I swear to god if you do it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it
do what do what?
hear intermission streamer hurry up and get us some good ass content so we are warmed
up for the case of stream in 8 minutes I'm not jewish I'm not jewish
Okay, wait wait wait wait. I forgot about one iconic one.
Hello?
Hello.
Man!
I got somebody who was finding you, bro.
Whoa, what?
You're gonna do with the big nose! You're gonna do with the big nose!
Oh my god, bro, I'm gonna hurt you, bro.
How do you even know my nose is big, bro?
Cuz I could just, like, feel it, bro.
Like, I could even...
Like, I could just...
You sound like it, too.
Like, it sounds so huge.
Like, I don't know what to tell you.
Hello?
Hello. Hello. What the? Oh, I can't do it. What do you want? I'm doing good, bro.
I'm talking to you, bro. Perkz, I will give you $10,000 if you can
beat me in an arm wrestle yeah but I trained my goon so I can probably beat
two now. Yeah, okay.
Oh, W five I slash existed. Like, what does it mean? Yo, yo, yo,
Yo, yo remember your member your member train Rick was in your call. Yeah
Yeah, that's me, bro. I just want to say I'm your biggest glazer, bro
I love you so much. I please you literally every day. I'm the biggest blazer ever, but I don't care
I'm not ashamed to admit that wait, wait, what do you mean? You were and what do you mean?
You were in the train wrecked your number when you was reacting to clips. Yeah, yeah, and then
people's like oh only is in call oh you were trained max was trained right listen
bro you know x-46 I will give you $10,000 if you beat me in an arm wrestle
what's the catch you have to beat me no I feel like there's a catch to it
but there's no there's never a K you won't beat me because I'm the best one
of all stop you're loading up your auto cooker I you are yes you are I
I hear you! I literally hear you loading it up!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
That's such a cheater, bro.
Ah no no no no no no I'm not.
Yeah, that's such a bunch of...
Ah no no!
What a cheater.
It just takes a step there, wait a second, loads up the auto clicker and just goes crazy.
Like how do I be an auto clicker?
Yooo. Yooo.
Listen bro, I'm gonna give you some good advice bro, I'm gonna give you some good advice bro, come here.
You want me to give you some what?
I'm gonna give you some good advice bro, come here.
Okay.
Come here bro.
Sit down in the chair.
Okay.
Listen bro, you sound, I could be wrong but you sound like, you sound like maybe 16 to 14, okay?
now listen bro yeah you sound anywhere between 14 to 16 you could be you could be even younger but
listen bro but just but just listen bro listen you have this like you have like i just feel like
like are you trying to look like king von be honest
Yo, my friends told me a little I can't go on, bro, but I close to just look like
myself in reality.
In reality.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Before I go.
before I go before I go before I go
Chat? What's the... I must do some logging. Chat before we get off, I must do some logging.
Time? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? He said to your boss.
I've I said it's to us
walk off the ship
you look like a horse
i don't know but i've i said it was to us while we're getting the fuck off that
bitch
archa look at the time
one minute left until case all joined my stream
Hey Siri, FaceTime, KCEL.
Just to confirm, you'd like to FaceTime Kayla, mobile?
You used to call me on my
You used to, you used to
Yeah
You used to call me on my cell phone
And I went to meet my love
Call me on my cell phone
Wait!
You've stuck to me
New Drake leaked from Iceman album
All the things you've said
All the things you've stuck to me
Given back the jewelry
And we have what it used to be
Thought you were the one who needed me
Thought you, thought you, thought you, thought you
Thought you were the one who needed me
You could ever win
Bottle on the ice, stay in cold
Waited for the nation, I just missin' pieces
Broken promises and I'm prayin' on my knees
His heart is stakin' midder when the flame in pressure
Only heaven increases, checkin' on my state
It's wonderin' where all the pieces
I don't need the validation, runnin' out of patience
Lookin' at the world from different stations
Found a new location, matching up on the adaptation
Nothing is pushing me right, words I'm ever when
And the nights start grand, tables turning fast
Losing track wondering if we could ever win
Bottle on the ice, staying cold, waiting for the movie to begin
Moving through the motion, falling for the notion
Hiding my emotions, thought you were the one for me
Could ever win, bottle on the ice
Staying cold, waiting for my nation eyes
Wasting pieces, broken promises and I'm praying
All my needs is hard as they committed
When the flame and pressure only ever increases
The chicken on my spade is wondering where are the pieces
I don't need the validation, running out of patience
Looking at the world from different stations
Found a new location, match up on the application
Nothingness puts me down
Words I'm ever when
And I start playing
Tables turning fast
Losing track wondering if we could ever win
Bottle on the ice, stay in cold
Waiting for the movie to begin
Moving through the motion
Falling for the notion
How did my emotion thought you were the one
For me could ever win
Bottle on the ice, stay in cold
Waiting for my nation eyes missing pieces broken promises and I'm praying on my knees it's hard to stay committed when the fame and pressure only ever increases the checking on my status wondering where all the pieces I don't need a validation running out of patience looking at the world from different station
found a new location my truck on the Everglades
I'm not a lot that definitely sounds like AI that definitely sounds like AI
um chat I love y'all I'm gonna end my stream now I'm gonna go to the gym tomorrow tomorrow
Stream is gonna be low key cinema promise. I promise today was also a good stream
I'm not gonna lie today was also a very very good stream
Yeah, bro, listen, I love y'all so much
Please take care of yourself. Please drink some water. Please eat some food. Please eat healthy food
Yeah, man, genuinely I love y'all. Thank you guys so much for watching me, bro
Well, that means a lot to me that you guys watch me, bro, you know
Yeah, bro, I love y'all a lot man a lot bro a lot please take care of yourself
I'm genuinely like like don't let what I say just go back by your head, bro
Take care of yourself chat. Please drink some water drink lots of water
eat healthy food as much as you can exercise as much as you can it's good
for the heart and never be too hard on yourself bro all right
never be too hard on yourself bro if you just got out of relationship bro I
love you bro if you're going if you have financial issues if you have
relationship issues if you have family issues whatever it is bro I promise from
the bottom of my heart bro you will get through it okay chat you will get
through it bro alright y'all will get through it thank you guys for watching me
bro I may not be as big as Ron or queso or jim see or anyone but I'm happy
that you guys watch me bro
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