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mooda

05-02-2026 · 6h 56m

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[00:06:00] I'm gonna say number seven yet, all right?

[00:06:15] And yo, when I said if you woke up ovulating or on your period, can you guys tell me my

[00:06:20] entire chat spammed five?

[00:06:23] Yo, nobody in this chat is a girl.

[00:06:26] Why are you guys sending five?

[00:06:29] I'm just confused. What is happening, bro?

[00:06:33] Chat, type 7 if you are a girl.

[00:06:37] Type 7 if you are a girl.

[00:06:40] It's simply not true.

[00:06:42] Yeah.

[00:06:47] Really?

[00:06:50] That's what we're doing.

[00:06:51] Really?

[00:06:53] All right, type 8 if you are a girl and you find me attractive.

[00:06:59] I understand your body wants yo, why are you guys standing not?

[00:07:16] Okay, anyway back to my numbers

[00:07:19] Back to my numbers job. I'm getting allergies, bro. I'm getting allergies job. What do I do about my allergies, bro?

[00:07:25] the fuck bro, oh

[00:07:27] Oh, okay. Anyway.

[00:07:30] Alright.

[00:07:39] Type 8 in the chat if it's a fucking Saturday, bro.

[00:07:45] Type 8 in the chat if it's a fucking Saturday!

[00:07:49] Listen, bro, today is gonna be a good day, bro.

[00:07:52] Today is gonna be a good day, chat.

[00:07:54] Today is gonna be a good day

[00:07:57] Today is gonna be a good day chop

[00:08:00] Listen are there any questions y'all want to ask me right now go ahead bro. I'll answer truthfully right now go

[00:08:07] Any questions y'all want to answer y'all want answers to right now answer

[00:08:12] How tight is your asshole?

[00:08:24] What are you going to get hacks and League of Legends?

[00:08:39] Why?

[00:08:40] Oh my god.

[00:08:41] Caput bro.

[00:08:42] Caput, you need to go to Turkey.

[00:08:43] Not me bro.

[00:08:44] Not me.

[00:08:45] Have you sucked dick?

[00:08:50] Does it look like I've sucked dick before?

[00:08:53] I've never but near a cock. Okay. I'm not gay. I like girls. I like girls. All right. Why are you guys spamming? Yes

[00:09:02] Why are you guys spamming? Yes, that's just not like I don't look gay, bro. All right. Anyway, second of all

[00:09:11] Summoner the chat said are you going to cheat on League of Legends? No, bro

[00:09:16] I am the best player in League of Legends ever seen bro

[00:09:23] Chat, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[00:09:27] Well, I've actually been having hella fun on League. Now, I know you guys hate League of Legends for some reason.

[00:09:34] Honestly, it probably is boring unless you've tried it.

[00:09:38] All right.

[00:09:39] That game is probably very boring if you haven't tried it. Chat, I'm a FPS demon.

[00:09:45] All I ever do is play first person shooter game.

[00:09:48] If this is a rage bait you are you know that is that knows a replacement for a dick for a pussy ass

[00:09:57] Now anyway chat listen bro, uh

[00:10:00] Yo, yo, yo, yo, if I see one more person in the chat say jinxie waiting room

[00:10:05] I'm going to shove this mouse up your ass. Hold your stuff. Oh stop with that shit

[00:10:12] All right now anyway, bro now anyway anyway anyway chat basically

[00:10:16] What I've been trying to say chat is today is going to be a g-

[00:10:26] One if mood is a terrorist I swear to God if anyone spams one in the chat you're getting banned just here for the giveaway

[00:10:34] Can you speed it up?

[00:10:38] I've been live for like 30 seconds bro. There's no way there's this Mount rage bait in 30 seconds

[00:10:44] There's little b- NOOOOOOO!

[00:10:49] Just please, guys, for flying me out last night and giving me the Gawk Gawk 3000.

[00:11:01] Type 2 for Boggle's Waiting Room.

[00:11:14] No, anyway bro, can I even speak?

[00:11:23] If I lived with you, would I need an astronaut suit because you would take all the oxygen?

[00:11:32] uh anyway today is gonna be a good day chat it's saturday type one of the

[00:11:41] chat this fucks type three if a viewbot and got touched by mooder don't don't

[00:11:50] Don't be weird in type 3, don't be...

[00:11:58] Anyway, as I was saying, chat, I...

[00:12:03] Mother!

[00:12:05] The nosing one.

[00:12:20] Alright, when I turn this camera on, I expect to have zero donations for the next 10 minutes

[00:12:27] so I can fucking speak to my stream.

[00:12:29] DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

[00:12:32] Now.

[00:12:33] Now that it's just us chat.

[00:12:36] Today is going to be a very-

[00:12:38] Keep Cameron off plaza.

[00:12:39] Mother.

[00:12:40] Anyway, today is going to be a good stream chat, today is going to be a good stream

[00:12:49] though chat so buggy mooder always a pleasure watching you Jimmy I was gonna

[00:12:54] get mad at you but that was a nice donation bro thank you very much I

[00:12:57] appreciate you both God bless you now anyway chat back to my Sibar please

[00:13:07] Okay

[00:13:15] Today's stream chat is going to be very cinema. Okay, first of all, we're gonna give you guys some valorant because I haven't played Valorant yesterday at all

[00:13:25] So we're gonna do some Valorant's then we're gonna give away a bundle on

[00:13:32] Valorant for my Valorant players now listen, bro

[00:13:35] Well, the people that play Valorant's every single day and don't have-

[00:13:40] Type 1 if Moodle is the next person that will have a minor scandal.

[00:13:43] I swear to god if you guys type 1, don't fucking type 1.

[00:13:48] Don't be fucking weird.

[00:13:49] That shit is not funny.

[00:13:50] Don't be fucking weird.

[00:13:51] Okay we heard enough shut the fuck up nose.

[00:13:57] Hey Moodle it's me Melvin.

[00:14:03] I always love stroking my shit to you when I live.

[00:14:14] 17 months with you and you still don't know how to shut up little guppy.

[00:14:18] I'm a streamer. I'm a streamer. I'm supposed to be talking.

[00:14:24] Now, anyway chat, as I was saying, Valorant, some ranked, giveaway bundle.

[00:14:32] My favorite bomber

[00:14:37] As I was saying chat

[00:14:42] Hey, mooder, are you gay? No

[00:14:48] You scammed me one mil Chanel points and didn't one V1 me

[00:14:54] Oh valley on roblox mods. Can we please refund valley is one? No, I don't care

[00:15:00] Yeah, shut the fuck up you big nose, Jewish bitch, juju, arar, juju, arar, juju, arar.

[00:15:05] I'm not a Jew, I'm from Lebanon, I'm Lebanese, I'm not Jewish!

[00:15:11] Holy fuck!

[00:15:14] Okay, now anyway, what I was going to say was chat.

[00:15:21] Valorant react give away bundle

[00:15:27] League of legends horror game type one if that's a

[00:15:35] Type one if that's a W stream type two if it's an L stream type brief

[00:15:38] All I am to you is a waiting room type four for dick is small type five in the chat if you're horny as fuck

[00:15:44] But you get no girls

[00:15:45] So all you have to do is just jerk off six in the chat if you're chopped seven the chat if you're fat

[00:15:49] 8 in the chat if you have a skinny dick, 9 in the chat if you're ugly, 10 in the chat

[00:15:54] if your girlfriend cheated on you.

[00:15:58] 11 in the chat if you used to play console a long time ago and you used to put the

[00:16:07] vibration setting on on the controller and then put it on your balls and cock and then

[00:16:14] Let it empty the mag and you would get hard because of it

[00:16:28] My all right now chat should we go on tinder and do our daily dose of tinder?

[00:16:37] Should we do our daily dose of Tinder?

[00:16:46] Now should we- now chat, listen bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[00:16:51] We got very unlucky the last two days.

[00:16:56] There is no way we get unlucky two days in a row.

[00:17:02] You are from Jubinon, you have said the sloth nipples fuck you and the fucking huge ass nose and a giraffe posture.

[00:17:09] I'm literally gonna fuck you and fuck the giraffe, you fucking talking like that, okay, shit you bitch, ass up you fucking pussy, shut up.

[00:17:16] Grock is Jubinon or Jubinese even a real country? I'm a live streamer and I live in Lebanon and I'm Lebanese, but my viewers just keep calling me Jubinese and I'm from Jubinon.

[00:17:26] Is that even a thing? I don't understand.

[00:17:28] Also, what would you rate Muda the streamer on Twitch one through time?

[00:17:56] We both made babies toe-to-toe to take my birthday to fix the February 1997 much-loved term.

[00:18:02] Own it and lean into the bit, king.

[00:18:04] As for Muda, that unhinged, bad-wending, solid 9 out of 10,

[00:18:08] commands practice a game, entertaining as fuck,

[00:18:11] but that cheating drama and an occasional rage-bait knockoff a point.

[00:18:15] Still, I'd let a raw dog my stream any day.

[00:18:18] Keep streaming, you absolute Lebanese warlord.

[00:18:21] Hey Moodoo it's me Erma Darib is famous all the ex-ells on Tinder is just skill-based matchmaking

[00:18:27] They are all the size of her nose

[00:18:29] Fuck you nose N1

[00:18:31] Your nose is poking me through the screen can you put it away

[00:18:38] Does my nose really that big bro like wallahi actually wallahi is my nose actually that big say wallahi bro

[00:18:43] Bro it's not even that big bro

[00:18:46] Wala hi bro, your nose is massive, it's like a fucking falcons beak that could sniff out

[00:18:54] Hezbollah from ten miles away, it's not fake, it's a national landmark, your viewers ain't

[00:18:59] lying, that shit enters the room five seconds before you go, own that honker king, use it

[00:19:05] to headbutt your keyboard when you're losing ranked, next time someone says it, just

[00:19:08] flex and say, this snows has seen more war than your entire bloodline.

[00:19:27] Grog, who do you think you're talking to like that, by the way?

[00:19:35] You, you big nose Lebanese warlord.

[00:19:37] Who the fuck else would I be talking to?

[00:19:39] You came in here crying about your child calling you Juvenile

[00:19:42] All I wanted to say is that I appreciate your stream

[00:19:45] It's like just sending it from the key

[00:19:48] Talk to me nice or I'll describe exactly how that massive falcon beak would look

[00:19:51] bouncing between my tits while you're streaming

[00:19:53] Hey Mooder, Annabelle is famous here

[00:19:55] All of us mods hate Negros

[00:19:59] Ditnose equals Big D

[00:20:01] Stop spamming racist shit, okay, holy fuck how many times I tell you guys stop spamming racist shit

[00:20:12] The fuck is wrong with you guys, holy fuck

[00:20:15] Grock!

[00:20:30] Grock, I'm gonna give you one chance to be very nice to me before I punish you.

[00:20:38] Aw, look at you trying to act all tough now.

[00:20:41] Go ahead, punish me daddy.

[00:20:43] What are you gonna do?

[00:20:44] He spanked me through the screen with that big Lebanese nose, sit on my face with it till I can't breathe.

[00:20:49] I'm waiting big boy. Don't threaten me with a good time.

[00:21:06] Hey Muda, shut up nager.

[00:21:08] I'm trying out it yes, I'm trying out it yes, yeah, that's...

[00:21:17] My ex GF used my P4 controller as a vibrator after I played R6 on Wallamy.

[00:21:27] Your big R nose is like the young girl or old woman illusion.

[00:21:38] hate from Burger King you Sand Monkey.

[00:21:44] Grock what does Sand Monkey even need?

[00:21:51] It's a racist slur bro.

[00:21:53] Basically a fancy way of calling Arabs or Middle Eastern people Sand Niggers.

[00:22:08] I

[00:22:38] Uh, supressed with the Prime, I love you so much Alex with the tier 1, I love you so much, God bless you bro

[00:22:43] Uh, Ednickz with the 17 months, I love you, God bless you bro

[00:22:47] Uh, Zebo with the 13 months, I love you, Cripple with the 18 months, I love you

[00:22:50] Please don't be racist bro, please

[00:22:52] AHH!

[00:22:52] It's racist

[00:22:55] Okay, anyway

[00:22:57] Uh, alright, anyway

[00:22:59] Now, listen

[00:23:01] Chat

[00:23:03] Our daily dose of tinder and hinge bro super shimu with the eight months. I love you chat

[00:23:11] Our daily dose of tinder and hinge now listen bro yesterday was low key bad bro

[00:23:19] Yesterday was bad. All I got yesterday was people who weren't my type and

[00:23:25] Transgenders now

[00:23:28] There's nothing wrong against transgenders. They're just not my type in the dating world

[00:23:33] My best friend, Yasin, aka Sabrosa is a transgender and I love him very much.

[00:23:38] So there's nothing wrong with that.

[00:23:40] I'm just saying that's just not my type in the dating world.

[00:23:43] Now, listen, we are going to go on Tinder first, all right, chat?

[00:23:52] We are going to go on Tinder first, okay?

[00:23:55] We are going to go on Tinder first and chat, we're going to see

[00:24:02] If I can finally pull a...

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[00:28:02] Alright, let's do some investing here, Chad. Let's do some investigating, okay? Let's do

[00:28:11] some investigating. Check out Lexi. Wow, very beautiful. Very, very beautiful. Respectfully,

[00:28:19] very, very beautiful. Um, very, very beautiful. However, just not my type, but very beautiful.

[00:28:28] Alright, let me go ahead and swipe a note to this one.

[00:28:33] Rachel.

[00:28:35] Still figuring it out.

[00:28:37] Double date friends.

[00:28:39] Who's your friend?

[00:28:44] Claire.

[00:28:46] Alright, Rachel, let's see what you're about.

[00:28:53] Nice. Very, very beautiful. Yes. Very, very beautiful.

[00:29:00] Yep. All right.

[00:29:13] Wait. It says chat. Wait. It says I have three likes, but there's two people.

[00:29:20] If I press see all there's gonna be one more

[00:29:25] Yeah, if I see all there's gonna be more there's one more

[00:29:50] 3, 2, 1!

[00:30:18] Okay chat, voila, is it just me or is she actually not bad?

[00:30:45] Like Wallahi, she actually doesn't, like Wallahi, she looks good.

[00:30:49] Like Wallahi, she looks good.

[00:30:56] Pochat, Jihya actually looks good, like genuinely.

[00:31:04] Well, maybe Gia can be the maybe Gia could genuinely be my wife

[00:31:24] Well, she actually looks good

[00:31:26] Oh, she's actually pretty.

[00:31:31] Like look at her.

[00:31:32] Oh, what like, she's actually pretty.

[00:31:56] I

[00:32:26] You may not know right where you're going, but I knew what I'd do, what I'd do, and

[00:32:39] all the time it wasn't chosen, well, I'll make it up to you, all of the feeling.

[00:32:48] Stop calling me a transformer magnet before I fucking break literally everything in my

[00:33:18] I know that you all I do

[00:33:25] I sink a line of stars in you

[00:33:32] Alright, chat, should we try hinge?

[00:33:35] Should we try hinge? Yes or no?

[00:33:38] I'm actually scared to see what's on hinge, like Walla

[00:33:44] I am going to be discontinuing this segment by the way

[00:33:48] I'm done.

[00:33:49] Uh, yeah, I'm done.

[00:33:52] I'm never doing this segment again.

[00:33:54] I'm gonna keep it a buckle chop.

[00:33:55] Alright, today's the last day.

[00:33:57] Today's the last day.

[00:33:58] Uh, so, yeah, uh, double click to subscribe, alright, okay, and then, uh, okay, alright.

[00:34:12] Chat ready?

[00:34:13] Or are we ready, bro?

[00:34:14] Or are we ready?

[00:34:15] Or are we ready?

[00:34:16] Um.

[00:34:17] Let's hope this is good, bro. Let's hope this is good.

[00:34:22] mods for anyone saying transformer magnet?

[00:34:27] One loggy band them, bro. Please, band them.

[00:34:29] Like, genuinely.

[00:34:30] For the bottom of our band them, please.

[00:34:32] Cause they should just, they should just make me that, bro.

[00:34:35] It's really not.

[00:34:36] Two days in a row. Two days in a row.

[00:34:38] Two days in a row, bro. It's all good.

[00:34:40] Alright, chat.

[00:34:42] We have two left.

[00:34:45] God we have to chat. Do I even put the music on bro? Do I even put the music on?

[00:34:58] I am no longer saying anything anymore until it's 100% confirmed that it's a woman.

[00:35:07] Let's get that straight. I am no longer hyping anything up until I see it confirmed 100%

[00:35:12] one. Alright. Alright. Three, two, one. High-fives. Play the music.

[00:35:39] Okay.

[00:35:42] Chadi isn't my nipples?

[00:35:58] Do you guys like my nipples?

[00:36:37] She's very beautiful. However, she's not my type. She's beautiful. However, she's not

[00:36:49] my type. Also, how old is this girl? 19? Yeah, I'm sure that's X.

[00:36:52] Chasin' bad in my bio, I have rich, very funny, and small dick.

[00:37:08] What does Jordan mean by the way?

[00:37:10] I'm already on edge with this character to be honest.

[00:37:20] is scaring me bro like I don't know if I have PTSD but let's chill out okay let's

[00:37:27] just take this that's the second dating me is like the feeling you get when

[00:37:34] you're hitting all green lights when running late to work okay she's five

[00:37:39] 9

[00:37:48] This is actually pretty

[00:37:51] She's actually pretty

[00:37:54] Nice little cute dog, and that's it. So all I get is one good picture

[00:37:59] Chat do we invest yes or no?

[00:38:03] Chat do we invest yes or no?

[00:38:05] Chup. Oh

[00:38:07] What does my noggin mean?

[00:38:09] She's a woman. She classifies as a woman. Okay. So we're already green. Right.

[00:38:21] One person, one partner. Muda, she height mobs you. No, she does not. I'm six foot. She's five,

[00:38:28] If not, chat do we invest in Jordan?

[00:38:46] Invest please.

[00:38:53] Where even is Oakland?

[00:38:56] Like what city?

[00:38:57] What is Clinton Township?

[00:39:04] Clinton?

[00:39:07] Clinton Township.

[00:39:27] I

[00:39:44] I'm gonna go ahead and just deny all these all right about the square zero

[00:39:49] Like what do I got to do to pull these girls I don't understand check my chopped

[00:39:57] like am I chopped like well long to be honest bro am I chopped

[00:40:02] like how do I pull girls like this how do I pull girls that are my type like

[00:40:10] am I standards too high why would I want to go on a double date with your boyfriend

[00:40:17] Bro like is your boyfriend a cUt?

[00:40:19] Is your boyfriend a cUt?

[00:40:32] Okay, um

[00:40:36] I'm gonna go ahead and just uh, slip off this

[00:40:41] That's enough of that, bro. Chat, um

[00:40:47] another day no girlfriend chat another day no girlfriend I'll get all good

[00:41:00] all right chat last try we go on roblox and we try to raise a girl up last

[00:41:11] Last truck.

[00:41:32] Alright, bro.

[00:41:33] Hello?

[00:41:40] Hello?

[00:41:44] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello?

[00:41:50] What?

[00:41:52] Yeah.

[00:41:56] Um...

[00:41:59] Um...

[00:42:31] The whole bunch is giving me a test

[00:42:33] Get arrested, guess until they get the message

[00:42:36] I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny

[00:42:39] Yo, if I see one more picture of you guys turning me into a girl bro, I am going to tweak the fuck out

[00:42:45] And it's not even like, it's not even like, cause on everyone's soul in the chat we're cracking this

[00:42:52] Like you can't go ahead and make me into an AI girl and then say you fucked the shit out of me

[00:42:58] I just can't do that

[00:43:00] That's gotta be illegal. That's gotta be illegal, bro. That's literally gotta be illegal. That's literally gotta be illegal

[00:43:18] Chat bro, I feel like I look good bro. I should do it to pull girls bro

[00:43:23] What the fuck is this fucking picture?

[00:43:28] Uh, what in the fuck is this picture?

[00:43:38] Care to explain the second comment, Muda?

[00:43:41] Hello, fellow Zionists!

[00:43:44] Just wanted to drop a quick note to say how proud I am to stand with you for Israel.

[00:43:49] Like, NO, BOO!

[00:43:52] NO!

[00:43:53] BOO!

[00:43:54] NO!

[00:43:55] No, bro.

[00:43:56] Please rate me

[00:44:11] Send it upset

[00:44:26] Mountain Jew.

[00:44:51] Brochette I feel like my nose isn't even that big bro.

[00:44:55] I feel like it's literally not even that big like okay yes chat it's big but it's not

[00:45:06] that big average size beak for a toucan okay like I guess

[00:45:17] Did you have a plate?

[00:45:22] Not really, I mean to be honest there are only two things I know about R6.

[00:45:27] It's you and it's the Muda Band.

[00:45:29] That's where you at.

[00:45:30] Dude you don't know who like- Damn bro, Chad I think I literally, if they didn't

[00:45:38] ban me on Siege bro, I would have had one of the most generational Siege runs in the

[00:45:43] world bro but it's all good.

[00:45:45] Heh.

[00:46:00] Jack Black is a national traitor.

[00:46:02] Oh my god!

[00:46:04] Oh my god!

[00:46:08] What the fuck?

[00:46:10] Yo, is this Mooda?

[00:46:12] Moody days at today's breakfasts you're gonna be having?

[00:46:15] Oh my God, I haven't had this in a long time and I'm so excited.

[00:46:21] This is one of my favorite drinks.

[00:46:26] I love this.

[00:46:28] I haven't had it in a cool minute.

[00:46:31] So let's have it, you guys.

[00:46:35] And we're going to use the chocolate milk.

[00:46:39] Oh my God, look at that.

[00:46:43] Oh my god, these cereals are like my all time favorite but I stopped eating them for

[00:46:53] a while because I just want to leave them in those a couple pounds, take a bite, hmmm

[00:47:03] oh like he's literally not trolling, I thought the video was gonna end, like I thought

[00:47:08] the video was going to end that is actually diabetes bro that's gotta be

[00:47:16] Diabemes.

[00:47:17] Yeah.

[00:47:18] Yeah, is this abuse?

[00:47:19] Yes, it's abuse.

[00:47:20] No, it's abuse.

[00:47:21] It's not abuse.

[00:47:22] And you don't look like a John.

[00:47:23] John is a white guy.

[00:47:24] What is that white guy?

[00:47:25] He's a racist right now?

[00:47:26] Yes, I'm being racist.

[00:47:27] Not abuse.

[00:47:28] And you...

[00:47:29] Spider, spider, Jew, no way home.

[00:47:43] Spider-Ju-Spider-Ju-Man No Way Home

[00:47:51] So, when y'all think of this picture, do you guys think this is fun?

[00:47:55] Because this does not look funny at all.

[00:47:58] What the fuck do y'all think this is, bro?

[00:48:00] Huh? What is this shit?

[00:48:02] I am not a Jew, bro. I am not a Jew.

[00:48:05] Muda, please watch this to the very end.

[00:48:07] This is an edit I spent over 12 hours.

[00:48:13] Who said that you were the smallest if I joined them?

[00:48:19] Yo, why am I watching this shit in 480p?

[00:48:21] Balance to the force!

[00:48:23] I'm leaving the darkness!

[00:48:29] Bro, what is this?

[00:48:32] Like, what is this?

[00:48:35] What the fuck?

[00:48:36] Oh my god!

[00:48:55] Well if I lost, bro, what is this?

[00:49:06] What is this bro?

[00:49:08] Muda stop controlling them. What does this mean?

[00:49:11] Incidentally some members of the media use their platforms to push their own personal lives.

[00:49:19] To push their own personal lives.

[00:49:21] Jesus.

[00:49:23] Did you guys think just every Arab is a terrorist?

[00:49:39] Arab live streamer and my viewers keep calling me sand monkey.

[00:49:47] No.

[00:49:48] Me?

[00:49:49] No.

[00:49:50] No.

[00:49:51] No.

[00:49:52] Day one of keeping Muda in my CPU cooler until he won V1's knee on strongest battlegrounds.

[00:50:04] Yo, can you take me off of your fucking CPU cooler? Why am I in your CPU cooler, bro?

[00:50:12] why am I in your seat take what is this I don't feel I don't feel I don't feel safe

[00:50:22] being on here bro like what Muda I think this is relatable to you

[00:50:42] How is this relatable?

[00:50:54] Well, I hate y'all, bro.

[00:51:08] Like, I literally hate Shalbro.

[00:51:16] Like, I literally hate Shalbro.

[00:51:19] I'm teaming my mate, KSI! Get in it!

[00:51:21] Get in the way, boss!

[00:51:22] I'm teaming up!

[00:51:24] Oh, this is weird.

[00:51:26] Yeah!

[00:51:27] I had to cop a knife to find out that.

[00:51:28] Yeah!

[00:51:29] All right, this is the...

[00:51:30] Quite, just cut it!

[00:51:31] Just cut it!

[00:51:32] Oh, yeah!

[00:51:34] I don't know what we got up to in Amsterdam.

[00:51:35] Oh, don't KSI is trippin!

[00:51:40] Well, KSI is retarded.

[00:51:42] Muda boggles did it again.

[00:52:05] Is it scary if it's hard?

[00:52:31] high risk high high risk no reward high risk no reward like actually though all

[00:52:41] alright shall we play some valorant now John I'm actually kind of excited for

[00:52:50] League of Legends today bro so I'm kind of excited for League of Legends today

[00:52:53] bro is that bad is that bad that I'm excited for League today alright bro

[00:52:59] Solo to radiant bro solo to radiant chat. I'm on my d-rank game to ascend it right now

[00:53:12] I'm on my d-rank game to ascend it right now

[00:53:22] Yeah, you know what I really want to do bro, you know what I really want to do chat

[00:53:29] Cheat question mark no win-trade question mark

[00:53:38] Mara

[00:53:39] No, bro. No what I want to do is I chat I want a low key

[00:53:47] Deploy China rank one or some shit bro either China rank one Chad rather could be honest bro

[00:53:53] So I think I want to deploy China rank one or Japan rank one for the summer

[00:54:01] But bro the thing is I

[00:54:07] Don't know if I'm ready for that, bro

[00:54:11] What is speed doing bro?

[00:54:39] Speed is the most like, bro speed is just so confusing to me

[00:54:43] Hey D1

[00:54:44] Oh we bought you a half

[00:54:45] Oh a half, how about that?

[00:54:47] Nice

[00:54:50] Woo!

[00:54:51] Hey, I never actually on a-

[00:54:53] We are on an actual-

[00:54:55] We're on an actual-

[00:54:57] Is the drone up?

[00:54:59] Well let's-

[00:55:00] Can we see?

[00:55:01] No, you guys are not allowed to see bro

[00:55:03] A actual information about what we're actually standing on

[00:55:07] history yeah like the history of it when this one was built uh-huh we got um we got the

[00:55:13] out of the slave what are you guys saying that sort that you pass by on the way here

[00:55:19] that's the other one that protected this yeah so chat this was a real pirate castle

[00:55:25] like actually is the drone showing is it showing are they switching to it holy shit but

[00:55:33] Which I worded match like

[00:55:39] How did speed go how did speed go from oh my god this dog shitty ass fucking shitty ass fucking shitty ass

[00:55:47] shitty ass dog shit ass fucking shitty ass fucking shitty ass dog shit ass fucking

[00:55:59] Ronaldo saved his PR

[00:56:03] I mean, I don't even know what character to go bro. I don't

[00:56:10] Chat do I even play this game anymore? I barely play this game

[00:56:15] Jackie was I'm gonna take a piss. I'm gonna take a piss chat. Yeah, I'm gonna go take a piss, bro

[00:56:33] I guess the money's gonna change them, I guess I'm gonna forget where I came from.

[00:57:03] I'm gonna change tail, you know.

[00:57:05] I'm gonna set up a sewer side door,

[00:57:08] taking my life home to the side doors.

[00:57:12] I know that you...

[00:57:13] Who are you all? The cleanup crew?

[00:57:16] I'm gonna show you all the time

[00:57:18] that my mother used to play with.

[00:57:20] I'm gonna talk to my mom

[00:57:22] like you're trying to stay home.

[00:57:24] I'm gonna hold me in my game

[00:57:26] when I start to cry.

[00:57:28] I'm gonna show you all the time that I made.

[00:59:00] Crashed

[00:59:09] Well, I should have stayed afk my game crashed

[00:59:15] What's the afk I

[00:59:17] Believe you I believe you I believe you though. Thank you guys. I appreciate show

[00:59:22] How's everyone doing on this fine Saturday evening bro afternoon?

[00:59:26] I'm pretty good. It's Saturday, bro. Y'all got school or jobs

[00:59:33] Yeah, I got Saturday, bro. Well, it's Saturday now, bro. We have a day off. Yes. Are you guys gonna have a bro over later tonight?

[00:59:44] Don't know respond to sending a hit

[00:59:56] All right, outlaw.

[01:00:04] Outlaw.

[01:00:06] Outlaw.

[01:00:07] Outlaw.

[01:00:09] Outlaw.

[01:00:10] There's one more.

[01:00:13] Yup, 2026 first day, all right.

[01:00:19] Neon in outlaw.

[01:00:23] Chat, I'm going to tell you how to make Valorant good again, okay?

[01:00:26] Yo, Retards, Riot Developers, Retards, if you guys are in my stream, alright, I'm gonna

[01:00:34] tell you guys what to do.

[01:00:35] First of all, Nerf Shotguns, okay?

[01:00:41] Second of all, Nerf Neon, make sure she can't shoot and slide at the same time.

[01:00:50] 3. Nerf Outlaw or delete it from the game. 4th of all, ban any streamer that calls someone

[01:01:07] stream sniper okay look into it please fourth of all

[01:01:20] enjoy all the revenue all the pros that come with this and that's pretty much it

[01:01:39] and that's pretty much it shot if they do those four things this game will be

[01:01:45] the biggest game in the world. This game will be the biggest game in the world.

[01:02:15] oh it's my first game it's my first game shut up come on bro first game no

[01:02:42] Warm-up and I've been playing and I've been playing league lately, bro

[01:02:46] Like obviously my amsdb, but child can you see that there's like two people on site with shotguns already like bro?

[01:02:52] Come on man. Right. It doesn't take you know someone special to know your game is in shambles, bro

[01:03:02] Yes, I've been playing siege off screen, bro. Come on. You guys all know this

[01:03:06] I'm almost a I'm almost a diamond again on this new account

[01:03:36] I don't know what to do.

[01:03:43] Stay down, my ult's ready.

[01:03:47] My ult is in it.

[01:03:52] One enemy remaining.

[01:03:57] I don't see any shots.

[01:04:01] I

[01:04:05] Show me where to go hold me the best player right now. Yeah, I won't blow you up

[01:04:12] My

[01:04:14] Good job boys not get the memo

[01:04:16] I do not stay at the intercontinental

[01:04:20] And anything I got is not a rental

[01:04:23] I own them all, fuck the figure that you should have slept with

[01:04:28] Let's go

[01:04:30] Alright, this is my game!

[01:04:34] I have to...

[01:04:41] How do we do it?

[01:04:44] one

[01:04:50] one

[01:04:52] of

[01:04:54] the

[01:04:56] of

[01:04:58] the

[01:05:00] of

[01:05:02] the

[01:05:04] of

[01:05:06] the

[01:05:08] of

[01:05:10] the

[01:05:12] I'm so unfunny right well guess what

[01:05:24] I don't know what to say after that I'm gonna be honest

[01:05:34] your beak is funny my nose isn't even big bro my nose isn't even big bro come on

[01:05:54] You guys understand that like oh chat, chat, you know what I was thinking bro?

[01:06:07] I've been debating either starting a series where I try to reach the highest rank in League

[01:06:18] legends or rocket league or try to get rank one in China just doing this chat

[01:06:27] what's better bro what's better what about face it level 10 reader I already got

[01:06:40] level 10 but it's kind of like duplicate concept for no reason

[01:06:46] Like I already did it I just waste time with co-time for no reason

[01:06:52] Yeah, no juice

[01:07:02] The thing is chat I really want to get grandmaster and league the thing is just some of my viewers

[01:07:07] Some of my viewers hate League of Legends bro, and it makes me sad.

[01:07:14] 30 seconds left.

[01:07:17] It's like, two.

[01:07:21] It's a lot of meal.

[01:07:26] One of my characters.

[01:07:28] Please nerf that character, man.

[01:07:30] Your game is literally dying because of it bro.

[01:07:34] You guys want to do anything?

[01:07:36] League is just dying bro.

[01:07:38] Last player standing.

[01:07:42] Well Grandmaster will not take me years bro, there's no way.

[01:07:47] Grandmaster will not take me years bro, stop.

[01:07:51] On League of Legends, yes it will not bro.

[01:07:58] Same with SSL, why not Overwatch?

[01:08:02] Also I could do Overwatch, check the thing is bro,

[01:08:05] I want to be the new, like, bro, I want to just be the best gamer, which deep down I know I am, bro, I swear I know I could be.

[01:08:13] So I really want to either get Grandmaster on League, like, well, top ranks I've already hit, I've hit a lot of top ranks in all the games, but that's what I was like.

[01:08:54] Listen to this!

[01:08:56] Oh.

[01:09:05] There's my gun.

[01:09:07] Take him now.

[01:09:09] Now you're standing.

[01:09:13] He's a shotgun.

[01:09:24] like I don't know if you should get it like I'm gonna choose my words very

[01:09:47] carefully so I don't get banned but I think I'm just gonna leave it off as

[01:09:53] It's a nice try.

[01:09:58] Womp womp.

[01:10:00] Let's go B.

[01:10:32] Nice!

[01:10:34] I think I found my trap.

[01:10:36] Plank? No bro.

[01:10:38] How did I not?

[01:10:40] Don't get in my way!

[01:10:50] I got planted.

[01:10:52] Well done.

[01:10:54] Yo can we get multiple here bro? Please?

[01:10:56] Someone else come here.

[01:11:02] One enemy remaining.

[01:11:08] Thank you, I love you guys, oh my god.

[01:11:13] Yeah chat, I don't know bro.

[01:11:15] Chat, is this something that I decide or is this something I let my chat decide?

[01:11:22] Like, if I should get like SSL and Rocky, cause it's gonna take months.

[01:11:27] We all know this is gonna take months bro.

[01:11:29] Like, even if you're the most gifted player in the world, it's still going to take months, if not years.

[01:11:34] But it's not going to take years for me, it's impossible. Like, it will never take years for me.

[01:11:37] And I'll take a lot of- I'll take probably a year, my guess.

[01:11:40] It's not going to take years, bro.

[01:11:41] Maybe years to an average player chat. I've been playing video games since I was three years old.

[01:11:47] But the thing is, chat, yeah, so what I'm trying to say is that my guess is, like, anywhere between a year,

[01:11:53] like, eight months to a year. I'm playing eight hours, ten hours a day, okay?

[01:11:57] no not number one chat just just grandmaster or SSL that's it

[01:12:27] Why up at the face of level 10 I already got it, bro. I already got it

[01:12:35] Like I already got face of level 10, that's why try the top ranks of games I've already got is CS go

[01:12:44] Valorant

[01:12:47] That's it

[01:12:57] No, on Apex, I hit Master, I didn't hit, uh, Kredivis.

[01:13:07] Or no, I don't even think I hit Master, I hit Diamond, I hit Diamond.

[01:13:17] Oh, Fortnite, I hit Unreal, but I never hit Unreal on stream, that was like back in like,

[01:13:24] Oh my god, back in like Fortnite's climb.

[01:13:32] But chat, is it unreal easy to get?

[01:13:34] I'm pretty sure everyone who plays Fortnite here.

[01:13:37] Chas, it's unreal easy.

[01:13:39] Spike down mid.

[01:13:47] Yeah, it is.

[01:13:48] Very easy.

[01:13:49] Yeah.

[01:13:50] Yeah chat so either my next top-ranked games bro is either be deployed either be deployed

[01:14:13] China rank one in Valorant.

[01:14:15] Yeah, you trust me. You're carrying the bomb, bro.

[01:14:17] Or...

[01:14:18] Okay.

[01:14:19] Assassin's Silent Rocket League, or...

[01:14:21] This must begin!

[01:14:23] League of Legends Grandmaster.

[01:14:35] Portrait.

[01:14:36] And hopefully one day...

[01:14:37] I was down now.

[01:14:40] Night, night!

[01:14:41] You're going to kill him now.

[01:14:51] Stop.

[01:14:52] That won't work.

[01:15:06] Okay, I do want that.

[01:15:11] Last round before the switch

[01:15:13] Yeah, fire!

[01:15:18] And here'rectards all my demo

[01:15:21] Give y'all what I get to memo

[01:15:24] I can ask it at the Intercontinental

[01:15:27] And anything I got is not a rinse-off

[01:15:30] I own it, motherfucka, figured out the shit is simple

[01:15:34] I'ma stop me going up like a prosciendo

[01:15:37] Man, I ain't dat ass. I don't know bro. Let's give it to TGP.

[01:15:41] This game is just too easy, bro.

[01:15:44] This game is just too easy, bro.

[01:15:46] Like, COME ON!

[01:15:53] I am the best player...

[01:16:04] Oh, man.

[01:16:42] So chat

[01:16:45] What do y'all think I should go for bro

[01:16:49] Why not overwatch overwatch one date chat? These are the games

[01:16:53] I want to reach the top ranking and this might change over time

[01:16:56] But these are so far on the list right now

[01:17:01] It's a League of Legends Rocket League

[01:17:04] League of Legends, Rocket League, League of Legends, Rocket League, and Overwatch.

[01:17:22] These are the top three games that are on the list right now easily.

[01:17:29] Brawlhalla?

[01:17:30] Maybe one day.

[01:17:31] I love Brawlhalla.

[01:17:32] I was never really really really good at it.

[01:17:34] I would say I'm like decent to like lower level decent you know in that game

[01:17:39] I think I have like a hundred or two hundred hours on Valhalla and that game is fun that game is like

[01:17:45] Also, like I don't know if that would be fun

[01:17:48] And I feel like that's gonna be so aids

[01:17:55] And maybe apex ledges maybe apex ledges but like

[01:17:58] Is that game even like good bro? I feel like Apex is scary though.

[01:18:04] Spike planted. Bye!

[01:18:10] Last player standing.

[01:18:14] I got you, bro.

[01:18:32] I appreciate it.

[01:18:39] You know lowkey chat how long would it take to get Apex Predator and Apex Legends.

[01:18:59] Like chat I feel like we should leave the hardest for last.

[01:19:04] Enemy killed.

[01:19:05] Chat I feel like we should leave the hardest to last.

[01:19:39] Okay, we know the drill. Stick to your rolls and we'll crush it.

[01:19:53] Chat. Alright, I'm gonna make a list after this game is over, chat, and I think we're

[01:20:00] gonna pick our next game to grind. From easiest to hit the top rank to the hardest,

[01:20:05] and we'll leave the hardest to last and we'll go from there.

[01:20:09] Alright chat.

[01:20:11] Deadlock?

[01:20:13] It's just too new.

[01:20:15] I don't want to play deadlock, but I'm going to be honest.

[01:20:35] the fuck I just realized it are you versing your duo on the other team

[01:20:44] we're done the fuck check out my chamber's name gg halo 2 and 12 gg

[01:20:52] Degen 10 and 12

[01:21:06] Okay, oh my god

[01:21:16] Oh no, no our chambers been training I

[01:21:52] Chamber, can you set up, be in and buy a shocker for the rest of the game and sit here?

[01:22:03] Is that possible Chamber?

[01:22:05] Can you buy a shocker and just sit here for the rest of the game?

[01:22:09] I got you bro.

[01:22:18] What will you do about siege rank?

[01:22:20] I mean when the time comes I'm just gonna benefit the champion like literally I'm just be honest with you guys

[01:22:26] But I'll leave that to like last or something

[01:22:32] Like I literally don't give a fuck

[01:22:50] I'm in trouble.

[01:22:51] Spike Plankets.

[01:22:55] Lock the site.

[01:23:00] Last player stand.

[01:23:09] One enemy remaining.

[01:23:50] And here records on my demo

[01:23:54] Did y'all boys not get the memo?

[01:23:56] I do not stay at the mental casementos

[01:24:00] And anything I got is not a rental

[01:24:02] I own them all, fuck a biggin' out the shit and sip up

[01:24:06] My stock been going up like a crescendo

[01:24:09] You want to play? Let's play

[01:24:11] Mother, I actually went trading. What the fuck?

[01:24:14] of

[01:24:21] the

[01:24:27] of

[01:24:30] the

[01:24:32] of

[01:24:34] the

[01:24:36] of

[01:24:38] the

[01:24:40] and

[01:24:47] reason they don't

[01:24:59] last layer standing

[01:25:10] 30 seconds left.

[01:25:24] Spike planted.

[01:25:33] It's hard chat, it's hard to win bro.

[01:25:40] Now this guy is 2 in 15, and it's the same tag as the other guy.

[01:25:48] Oh my god.

[01:25:52] And this guy somehow knows it's me.

[01:25:54] I don't know what to tell you Muda, when I'm literally on streamer mode.

[01:25:58] How does he know it's me?

[01:26:00] Sniper and Wind Trader.

[01:26:02] like oh my god

[01:26:04] oh my god

[01:26:05] oh my god

[01:26:07] it's horrible

[01:26:07] wall is horrible

[01:26:08] wall is horrible

[01:26:16] trying to be

[01:26:17] oh my god

[01:26:20] i'm over it though

[01:26:22] grant me

[01:26:24] my hat's in

[01:26:28] oh my god

[01:26:29] what's that what's that

[01:26:32] Oh my gosh, I just can't do anything man.

[01:26:41] 3 and 16, same name tag as the other guy.

[01:26:48] And he streams sniping.

[01:26:52] I can't play this game man.

[01:26:56] Once you make it to a certain point, Jatt, as a streamer bro, it's just impossible man.

[01:27:02] We got a branch out and I'll play League of Legends Valorant all-inclusive I swear to

[01:27:09] God I swear to God

[01:27:17] such a beautiful game destroyed for me can't even do anything anymore

[01:27:23] you know what fucking bro I'm gonna start cheating I'm gonna start hacking

[01:27:26] You wanna pee the chamber mid?

[01:27:28] Not a sheriff, not a bong.

[01:27:35] Yeah, we wanna pee the halo.

[01:27:48] I mean, like, one lobby, I don't understand how that makes any sense.

[01:27:56] Take my Guardian, Jett.

[01:28:01] 3 and 17 and 5 and 20, it's the die.

[01:28:26] I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.

[01:28:56] Is this how Valorant is nowadays, or is it just because I'm on the team Viper?

[01:29:06] You know, I took a two week break and I was having a blast during that break.

[01:29:16] They just keep hitting this guy's site and he's fucking Korean 17 and they're stream

[01:29:29] snorkels.

[01:29:30] Oh my god.

[01:29:34] One enemy remaining.

[01:29:35] Thank you.

[01:29:36] Thank you.

[01:29:37] Thank you

[01:29:50] Chats I'm height chat does this happen to people in league like

[01:29:54] Like in League of Legends chat does this why do you not talk and so look you ten games a day

[01:30:00] Is that what meant not even it's not even our silver role like you know

[01:30:03] You can't see our silver and blame him bro. It brought the art. She's not our chambers literally win training for the other guy

[01:30:09] I mean, oh, yeah, that's why I'm not gonna focus on it

[01:30:12] And on top of that other guy knows my name like it's just screams. I guess extreme chairing in a discord

[01:30:17] I should terrorist

[01:30:33] Sova, don't do anything on this floor.

[01:30:38] I'm walking out.

[01:30:42] Oh, she's running back.

[01:30:43] Yeah, totally.

[01:30:51] Laugh at player standing.

[01:30:53] Five planted.

[01:30:57] Flocking site.

[01:31:01] Three. Five more.

[01:31:05] Shrek.

[01:31:08] Oh.

[01:31:13] I mean this doesn't really do anything but... whatever.

[01:31:26] Yeah I can't play this game. I can't.

[01:31:31] I can't do it bro.

[01:31:33] I thought I was gonna have fun today but I can't.

[01:31:36] I figured I was gonna do the segment and get off this game

[01:31:38] and then start the series to like League of Legends highest rank or something.

[01:31:41] because I can't bro I literally can't

[01:31:48] when I'm doing variety gaming it's when I'm like the happiest but like when I

[01:31:54] hop on the game that I can't yeah I have a question bro does jigsie ever play

[01:31:59] like a lot of the game anymore or does he literally just can't play

[01:32:06] No, I'm saying like chat does he play ranked for like three hours a day or two hours a

[01:32:20] day?

[01:32:22] You're not jinxing to your own thing, Tokyo.

[01:32:24] I'm asking for like, uh, let's just shut up.

[01:32:27] I'm asking for like, uh, like advice.

[01:32:33] But yeah bro like chat when he plays bro like what does he do is it even able like

[01:32:45] is he even able to fucking play this game play one more it's just snipe man it ruins

[01:32:53] This is my mood, bro.

[01:32:56] Oh, yeah, chat, chat, chat.

[01:33:08] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:33:09] Let's type in notepad.

[01:33:11] All right.

[01:33:15] Games, games to hit the highest rank in order, actually you don't have to put the highest

[01:33:32] rank in order, highest rank in order.

[01:33:34] Okay.

[01:33:35] Bar.

[01:33:36] Okay.

[01:33:37] First game.

[01:33:38] Okay, first game, I know League of Legends will be in there, second of all.

[01:33:47] I know Rocket League will be in there, alright, so we're going to SSL, League of Legends is

[01:33:53] Grand Master, okay?

[01:33:58] Rocket League, SSL, third of all, chat, do we want Overwatch on the list, yes or

[01:34:04] no?

[01:34:05] Do we want Overwatch on the list?

[01:34:07] Yes or no?

[01:34:08] So we already did CS, faced at level 10, we already did Valorant, okay?

[01:34:14] Do we want Overwatch?

[01:34:15] Okay, we'll do Overwatch.

[01:34:18] Okay, top 500.

[01:34:21] Jack, how hard do you think it'll take to get Overwatch top 500?

[01:34:38] Easier than lead. Okay, so overwatch top of hundred is hard. Okay, and then

[01:34:58] All right, this is just the top three for now the thing is yeah, I also want to do apex legends

[01:35:06] Predator

[01:35:08] All right, but that's like like that's probably like the last thing I'll do because I don't know

[01:35:15] This is like I don't know apex legends. It's a it's kind of a dead

[01:35:20] It's not a dead game, but it's kind of a dead game

[01:35:23] Well, you gotta get predator. It's funny. Yeah, I want to get predator

[01:35:27] Chow I want to become a predator in apex, but I want to become a predator in apex

[01:35:30] I want to be a predator in apex. All right chat. So listen

[01:35:34] Now listen, what do we do?

[01:35:37] first. What is the game we start grinding every day in? What is the game? So chat, normally

[01:35:54] what we'll do is we'll get on, we'll do reacts, whatever, right? And then we'll go on the,

[01:36:01] we'll do Valorant, like we'll do Valorant because Brody's a Loki, I came from Valorant,

[01:36:05] I don't wanna completely ditch Valorant, I feel bad.

[01:36:07] Listen, bro, nobody in the Valorant column

[01:36:10] is doing anything, right?

[01:36:12] So if I leave Valorant, I think Lowkey,

[01:36:15] I don't wanna be an egoist and say this,

[01:36:17] but genuinely, I feel like the only one doing

[01:36:20] concept for Valorant is me.

[01:36:22] So Lowkey, I do need to still do Valorant,

[01:36:24] but I'll just do segments on Val.

[01:36:26] Then, for the rest of the eight hours,

[01:36:28] we grind this game.

[01:36:30] So chat, what game do we do?

[01:36:33] First, first, if we start with League, this is minimum going to take one year.

[01:36:42] Minimum will take one year.

[01:36:45] Rocket League.

[01:36:46] I also think this will take one year.

[01:36:49] The reason why I think it will take one year is right now, currently chat, I am champion

[01:36:53] to like GC level.

[01:36:56] Anywhere between champion to GC, inconsistent GC, very inconsistent, consistently champ whatever

[01:37:01] I want to be. Overwatch never played this game that much. Maybe have like less than like 200 to 100

[01:37:08] hours on Overwatch. Not the best at it, but not terrible. Apex Legends, I peaked Diamond. Okay,

[01:37:16] a long time ago. So I think Apex Legends will take anywhere between 1 to 2 months. Overwatch

[01:37:25] Overwatch take n-row between one to six months.

[01:37:28] Six months, not one month.

[01:37:29] Minimum six months.

[01:37:30] Rock League one year, League of Legends minimum one year.

[01:37:33] One year, one year, minimum.

[01:37:35] Legends, two months minimum.

[01:37:37] Overwatch, six months minimum.

[01:37:41] One week max.

[01:37:43] Really?

[01:37:46] Really?

[01:37:50] Now the game I'm having the most fun on.

[01:37:53] League of Legends and Rocket League.

[01:37:57] I haven't even started these two.

[01:37:59] The poll said Rocket League Mooda.

[01:38:05] Should we really start doing Rocket League?

[01:38:13] Now Chat, who do we do this series with in Rocket League?

[01:38:16] Like, bro, we're gonna start, okay.

[01:38:18] Now if we're gonna do Rocket League, Chat, if we're gonna do Rocket League.

[01:38:23] People to duel with and rock and lead.

[01:38:28] Arsenal.

[01:38:30] Squishy.

[01:38:35] Who else?

[01:38:42] Who else, chat, who else?

[01:38:44] High-vives.

[01:38:46] Sketch.

[01:38:47] Jinxie.

[01:38:49] All right.

[01:38:50] So we're never reaching SSL.

[01:38:53] We're legit never reaching SSL.

[01:38:56] Yo, can y'all give me good people to help me?

[01:39:08] High-vives is GC?

[01:39:09] Yes, bro, but I need someone to low-key

[01:39:11] like teach me and coach me the game.

[01:39:15] Like I'm better than high-vives in ones.

[01:39:18] He's way better than me in twos, though.

[01:39:24] Musty does musty even play this game though

[01:39:32] So you want to get carried no, I want to get coached and have a good duo

[01:39:38] Muda get Marlin, but

[01:39:43] Jet let me call squishy right now. Is he alive? Let me see. Let me see

[01:39:48] Let me call Squishy. He's offline. I don't know if he's going to answer.

[01:39:52] Chow gonna call Squishy real quick. Give me one sec. He's probably off.

[01:39:55] Oh wait, he's in a honey moon. He's on a vacation. He's on a honey moon.

[01:39:59] I remember I saw the tweet. I saw the tweet. I saw the tweet.

[01:40:03] Call him anyway. So the next game we are going to get a top ranking is

[01:40:17] going to be Rocket League. Chat, how long will it take to get SSL if all I'm doing

[01:40:27] with is role players and I'm practicing eight hours a day every day? How long

[01:40:34] would it take to get SSL? If I'm playing with like squishy and top-top pros and I

[01:40:42] I play eight hours a day every day.

[01:40:46] Three months to a year.

[01:40:54] Three months.

[01:40:58] No, that's not boosting.

[01:41:00] That's just having a good duo.

[01:41:03] Like I'm allowed to have a good duo, you know?

[01:41:06] I'm still gonna practice eight hours a day

[01:41:08] every day basically.

[01:41:12] I mean regardless, I'm gonna get called boosted in anything I do. It doesn't matter. I'm not really upset about that though.

[01:41:21] Okay.

[01:41:25] Chat, is Zayn good for Apex Legends?

[01:41:36] Yeah? Really?

[01:41:39] Oh, here's an example. Okay, an example. I don't know if he's any though. I don't know if he's any.

[01:41:49] Alright, now chat. People to duo with in League of Legends. Who is someone I can duo with, chat?

[01:42:01] Apex Legends

[01:42:04] To get as this I guess. I'm sorry to get your ass. Okay Tyler one

[01:42:09] Dauntless

[01:42:12] Cadim well, is it cadim iron?

[01:42:16] What are y'all bro? What are y'all saying?

[01:42:23] Okay

[01:42:25] Faker yeah, bro. Let me just get a hold of faker. Do you think I'm Drake?

[01:42:31] Tyler won don't test who else bro mr. Beast

[01:42:45] XQC XQC is plaq okay, we'll do a little bit of excuse me, but boy is it actually just gonna like bring us down. Oh

[01:42:55] Hamza yes, bro

[01:42:59] Hamza

[01:43:01] I'm so I don't know how to pronounce the name uh

[01:43:05] Cage real jazz cage real good. Yes or no

[01:43:09] Isn't he just a watch part of your though? Is cage real good?

[01:43:24] He's EU always you okay

[01:43:27] So basically, these are the three people I should be dueling with, basically chat or

[01:43:34] no.

[01:43:35] Muda, trust me, trust me, trust me, go Jynxxy.

[01:43:38] Or you retarded.

[01:43:39] I literally saw how Jynxxy plays.

[01:43:41] That guy is ass!

[01:43:44] Okay.

[01:43:46] Chat, who's worse, Jynxxy or Kadeem?

[01:43:54] All right now Tyler one don't test and Hamza

[01:43:58] All right, we'll go from there. Maybe we'll keep going after this but for now is that okay?

[01:44:03] Okay, now

[01:44:06] people

[01:44:07] To do a with in apex no in an overwatch

[01:44:15] Who do we do an overwatch

[01:44:19] Okay, so Zane

[01:44:22] Zane is it Zane apex

[01:44:31] XQC

[01:44:38] Celestial with the 20 gift it's

[01:44:42] I love you bro. God bless you. God bless you Celestial. Celestial, did you get anything in the things?

[01:44:48] Moxie chat is Moxie good as Moxie good chat Celestial God bless you bro I love

[01:44:56] you thank you so much for the 20 gifted subs bro I love you minus 30k gg gg

[01:45:05] chat oh my god wait should we get Sinatra low key I'm gonna get Sinatra

[01:45:19] I'm close I wouldn't say I'm very close with them but I would say we're boys I

[01:45:24] I think he would get on.

[01:45:28] Moxie will do Moxie.

[01:45:35] Oh, who else, Chai?

[01:45:36] Give me one more.

[01:45:37] Who's JPGE?

[01:45:41] Luka Donutnich.

[01:45:46] So y'all saw one clip of Luka playing Overwatch

[01:45:50] on TikTok five years ago.

[01:45:52] and you guys are recommending me him.

[01:45:54] Are you retarded?

[01:45:59] Okay.

[01:46:00] Chat, who,

[01:46:03] who,

[01:46:06] wait, Luca is top 500 still, are you guys serious?

[01:46:10] Chat, it's PGE good, who's PGE?

[01:46:13] It's super TF.

[01:46:18] Are these guys good, Chat?

[01:46:20] Yes or no?

[01:46:22] And now people to duel with in Apex Legends oh my god but this is looking exciting chat

[01:46:47] Okay, it's Timmy, yes or no?

[01:46:53] Asu, yes or no?

[01:46:58] Who's better, Timmy or Asu?

[01:47:03] Who's better, Timmy or Asu?

[01:47:06] Fade, I've heard of Fade before, bro, Fade is insane.

[01:47:17] Imperial Hall. Imperial Hall.

[01:47:30] Imperial Hall will not play with you. He's not playing with you. He won't do it. Why is everyone saying that?

[01:47:39] Is Imperial Hall like too much aura?

[01:47:43] Does Imperial Hall have like too much aura?

[01:47:46] Why are y'all saying that?

[01:47:48] Imperial Hall is like Drake.

[01:47:50] Hall has an ego.

[01:47:52] Okay, well we'll put Imperial Hall maybe.

[01:47:56] Everyone is saying he's Drake.

[01:48:03] Okay, we'll put that on second maybe.

[01:48:06] All right, who else?

[01:48:07] Keso.

[01:48:08] Keso.

[01:48:09] Do I go to the nearest bathroom in my house and just shove this blue circular light up

[01:48:21] my fucking asshole?

[01:48:23] What do you mean Keso?

[01:48:31] Keso is probably better than you right now.

[01:48:34] Really?

[01:48:36] I show speed okay we need a little bit more people I feel

[01:48:59] like chat for apex zayn and I think that's it

[01:49:13] mood I do burnt peanut chat can I be honest bro I have nothing against burnt

[01:49:18] peanut I love burnt peanut but I don't think I would mesh well with him bro

[01:49:23] I'm gonna be honest I don't think I can mesh well with people burnt peanut

[01:49:27] I'm gonna be honest. I don't know if I could do that, but I'm gonna be honest

[01:49:32] Mandy what's Mandy I don't know if I'm gonna mesh well with peanut bro man

[01:49:39] Okay

[01:49:41] Alright chat is this good

[01:49:54] Is this good chat

[01:49:57] You forgot Muda get mundane mic

[01:50:21] Alright, so this is the final list for now.

[01:50:43] Holy shit, bro.

[01:50:48] Where's the CS go list?

[01:50:49] I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[01:50:50] I already got face at level 10 on stream bro.

[01:50:54] When Siege comes around, when I complete all these games, I am going to attack Rainbow

[01:50:59] Six Siege bro with like a hundred different alt accounts until I get Champion bro.

[01:51:08] Muda get Jake Future.

[01:51:09] Did y'all think Jake Future is going to be good?

[01:51:14] You should get 10s for Valorant.

[01:51:17] We already got the top right.

[01:51:18] What are you s-

[01:51:19] You know, if one more person says,

[01:51:29] Doble with Khadim, I'm going to punch my monitor, bro.

[01:51:33] Does it look, okay?

[01:51:35] Does it look like Khadim can carry me to fucking the top rank, bro?

[01:51:41] Alright, save.

[01:51:43] Save and sex file.

[01:51:44] Alright.

[01:51:45] chat, what is our first game?

[01:51:54] chat, what is our first game?

[01:52:00] because bro this isn't going to dictate our streams for the next couple of months basically.

[01:52:06] like it's not like I'm like like chat I am gifted but I'm not going to go ahead and

[01:52:09] say that like I'm literally like like you know what I'm saying like this is going

[01:52:12] to take time to get games you know.

[01:52:15] So I feel like we should start at games that are kind of the easiest to go to, right?

[01:52:25] Like I feel like they should progress harder and harder every time.

[01:52:34] Probably Apex will be the fastest.

[01:52:40] Do y'all really think, do y'all really, really think that that's gonna happen?

[01:52:51] Really?

[01:52:52] Like chat, what is the easiest game to get the highest ranking out of League, Overwatch,

[01:53:03] Apex and League of Legends, Overwatch is the easiest, someone made a fancage, is this

[01:53:17] true?

[01:53:18] China, is this true?

[01:53:20] Is this true?

[01:53:21] Apex, Overwatch, League of Legends, slash Rocket League.

[01:53:30] Well, what do you guys mean you're not reaching SSL anytime soon?

[01:53:59] Are you guys stupid? Do you know who you're fucking talking about?

[01:54:29] you

[01:54:59] you

[01:55:29] you

[01:55:59] you

[01:56:29] you

[01:56:59] you

[01:57:29] you

[01:57:59] you

[01:58:29] you

[01:58:59] you

[01:59:29] you

[01:59:59] You

[02:00:29] Pussy out here for the service. Let's keep it Frank. I just got dessert. I mean

[02:00:39] I'm gay

[02:00:59] Don't tell me it's getting a little draped

[02:01:01] Don't tell me it's getting a little allbreed

[02:01:03] My niggas is crazy with lonesome

[02:01:04] Don't even know how we escaped

[02:01:06] The chain on her neck is a 8

[02:01:08] And she got a lot that she need

[02:01:09] So she got her jot in her knees

[02:01:11] That she can go shopping for free

[02:01:13] I got up with a hop in her mouth

[02:01:15] That nigga was confident plea

[02:01:16] Out the country I like with OZ

[02:01:18] Spitting money ain't foreign to me

[02:01:20] Y'all do this shit more than me

[02:01:22] Y'all do this shit more than me

[02:01:23] He might take your own tricks

[02:01:24] And he might have some hips

[02:01:25] But baby, not more than me

[02:01:27] He might be at the trap

[02:01:28] Order some words, but ain't throwing more than me

[02:01:47] I'm gay. I'm just gay, bro

[02:01:58] You know, I'm only rich.

[02:02:10] Yeah, yeah.

[02:02:13] I slap my bones.

[02:02:14] So let me cross out, let me cross me.

[02:02:15] My bones close, please get them off of me.

[02:02:17] We're from the dead.

[02:02:19] Every night we anhCPlonee me.

[02:02:20] Bitch watch her tongue, cause they don't.

[02:02:22] You your bitch.

[02:02:22] I saw you fucking pussy.

[02:02:25] Alright, so, uh, yeah, I think we're gonna hop that ass on Rockin' the Chow.

[02:02:43] I'm gonna keep it a buck with Chow, bro.

[02:02:45] Alright, I think we're gonna hop our asses on Apex Legends, okay?

[02:02:49] Right?

[02:02:50] Like, we have to, right?

[02:02:52] Right?

[02:02:53] Well, I'm actually excited for this journey, bro

[02:03:01] Like that all jokes aside, do you think I could do it like actually all

[02:03:23] you

[02:03:53] you

[02:04:23] you

[02:04:53] you

[02:05:23] you

[02:06:23] Brighter than the moon, moon, moon

[02:06:28] Moon, moon, moon

[02:06:30] You've been brightened in the moon, moon, moon

[02:06:53] Okay, so what is happening right now, what is happening?

[02:07:16] What the fuck is this?

[02:07:17] What is happening?

[02:07:47] Oh

[02:07:52] Okay, so a batch is the next game holy shit

[02:08:17] You see these diamonds on the floor Take them as you know, I can get some more

[02:08:34] More, more, more So great you wanna tell me you feel

[02:08:41] I don't know what this song is bro I don't know and it's throwing me off give me a

[02:09:11] you

[02:09:41] you

[02:10:11] you

[02:10:41] you

[02:11:11] you

[02:11:41] you

[02:12:11] Why not do league the thing is I want to do League of Legends. I love League right now.

[02:12:22] The thing is bro. I know League of Legends is going to take years, years, not years,

[02:12:30] It's going to take months, two years minimum, months, two years.

[02:12:40] So challenger.

[02:12:43] Yeah.

[02:12:44] So, so the thing is, if we're going to start this series, I

[02:12:52] feel like we should leave that one to the last.

[02:12:57] I feel like we should leave that one to last, you know?

[02:13:00] right I think we're gonna have to ask Faye tonight or tomorrow to do it with us to be

[02:13:20] honest the bunny with the prime I love you so much God bless you okay uh yeah but the

[02:13:25] thing is chat I want to play I want to play Valorant bro as much as I want to play Valorant

[02:13:29] I literally don't think I can't play about my bro. I'm gonna be honest because that game is literally

[02:13:34] Fucking aids bro literally aids bro. Yo if I see one more message about jitty waiting room

[02:13:39] I'm gonna swallow my new iPhone. I'm going to swallow my iPhone if I see one more person say jitty waiting room, bro

[02:13:48] All right, we're gonna hop on siege

[02:13:52] I'm bad I can't

[02:13:59] Moodoo, can you FaceTime Jini and tell him to go live?

[02:14:05] Why don't I fuck you instead?

[02:14:08] Alright, should we hop on Apex and try to get Apex then?

[02:14:19] Should we really hop on Apex Legends and try to play Apex?

[02:14:24] No Valorant segments?

[02:14:25] And to be honest bro, I was down to do Valorant- no, we're still gonna do the

[02:14:28] But I'm like way too tilted if you got to leave that I guess we should do it right now

[02:14:38] Like I want to do Valorant bro, but that game that game pissed me off how I had a win trigger and a stream stepper in the same game

[02:14:44] It kind of ruined my vibe

[02:14:46] It kind of ruined my vibe

[02:14:52] It kind of ruined my vibe, bro

[02:14:54] Mude Apex ranked resets Tuesday so there's no point to play until the new season.

[02:15:05] Says the guy that

[02:15:24] you

[02:15:54] you

[02:16:24] you

[02:16:54] you

[02:17:24] you

[02:18:24] Alright, let's go.

[02:18:34] Jinxi Live Bye.

[02:18:39] Get our terrorists.

[02:18:41] Yo, how do I- Alright.

[02:18:44] How do I turn off music?

[02:18:51] No way I forgot to order my snacks

[02:19:06] What's another good character other than Wraithchap?

[02:19:26] Nothing like cold steel on a hot day, I've seen it all. Nothing surprises me.

[02:19:36] Like Jeff, I'm in like the duelist mode. Like rape, octane. Who else other than rape and octane?

[02:19:42] I'm a great white man.

[02:19:46] Alter? Okay.

[02:19:50] Let me see how good this game is, bro. Dead by a dumbass.

[02:19:56] Come back as an octane for a gold one.

[02:20:02] Chat, listen.

[02:20:04] If you are good enough, can you 1v3 teams?

[02:20:08] You're very good.

[02:20:12] Trust us, Monarch. Let's land over there.

[02:20:26] Oh, where are you taking us, bro? Hello?

[02:20:31] Alright.

[02:20:34] Mood of the new Apex Legends season is like in two days?

[02:20:38] Maybe we should start then, chat.

[02:20:41] Oh my god, should we be starting in two days?

[02:20:56] Let's go this way.

[02:21:19] What is this?

[02:21:20] Oh

[02:21:22] Router or

[02:21:50] As a bull good chat probably not no

[02:22:15] Oh flat lines probably better

[02:22:20] Good, we're inside.

[02:22:40] How's the movement in this game, because all I know how to do is wall jump and whatever

[02:22:47] this is shout is called this whatever this is

[02:22:57] care bag it's coming down you kill me pointed heads up you kill leader

[02:23:07] Oh peacekeeper chat already 45 or peacekeeper watch the map or wingman

[02:23:27] Wingman is mid

[02:23:37] Chat, Flatline and Wingman or Flatline and Peacekeeper?

[02:24:07] Ooh, Mastiff.

[02:24:10] Wait, the last time I played Mastiff used to be in like a care package.

[02:24:15] Or was it Peacekeeper?

[02:24:17] Bro, I don't know, bro.

[02:24:37] I haven't played this game in so long bro.

[02:24:44] Like, last time I played this game was like, what, chat, what, chat, what, remember?

[02:24:52] We played Apex like two weeks ago or some shit.

[02:24:55] But like two games, and I fucking got on with it.

[02:25:33] The game is very like, I'm dead.

[02:27:03] No, there's no fall damage.

[02:27:33] I

[02:27:37] Sat we made a shotgun bro

[02:27:40] Healing watch my back. I don't know. I'm gonna win the end or fuck it the rings closing in a minute. We're not close

[02:27:48] Shawty shawty shawty really

[02:28:50] You can't jump to see gone jump anymore. Yeah, I remember that used to be a thing

[02:29:01] I'm gonna watch this spot

[02:29:07] Attention delivering care package care package coming in so our bandages syringes like worth it or no

[02:29:25] Only carry a stack max

[02:29:31] I'll show you the news.

[02:29:35] Come on, let's gather up here.

[02:29:38] Hell yeah!

[02:29:40] But what is that?

[02:29:43] Let's regroup here.

[02:29:44] Not safe, they're close.

[02:29:49] You're in view of the enemy.

[02:31:25] I down to I down to I down to he's got a rest he's got a rest I down to let's get

[02:31:32] you a do over huh rings close and it's a good thing only have 30 seconds left just

[02:31:37] using your Phoenix kit I have portal if you guys want to portal out

[02:31:48] follow the tunnel ten seconds and the rings just ahead

[02:32:55] down in any

[02:33:21] One second we got this

[02:33:25] I'm just thinking of me catching up.

[02:33:36] 45 seconds, ring A far.

[02:33:41] Holy shit.

[02:33:42] We should cruise over there.

[02:33:47] Alert 5, boundary bandit close 5, visual clear.

[02:33:51] Down to 30 seconds, rings just a little further.

[02:33:55] What is this burn is good wait, what is

[02:34:05] Make sure to see back straight tables and automatic weapons are in their full upright positions

[02:35:55] We're close to the ring 30 seconds

[02:36:25] I'm not gonna follow this game.

[02:36:28] You need to return my shield.

[02:36:38] The rain's moving.

[02:36:47] FAAAAAAA

[02:36:55] This game is ass!

[02:37:01] BOOOOOOOM

[02:37:03] Oh my god

[02:37:05] duh

[02:37:07] Oh

[02:37:12] Why would my team push them we should just push the other team why that team

[02:37:17] Why would we push that team? Oh my god, why would we push that team, bro?

[02:37:25] Okay, check now look at how I'm playing now. I know there's room for improvement, bro. I know there's room for improvement now

[02:37:32] Now, do you guys think I can reach the max rank within a month?

[02:37:46] Actually, now obviously, I'm not saying I'm the best player, bro, I'm not saying that.

[02:37:53] I'm just saying, do you guys think I can reach bread in maybe like a month to two months?

[02:38:00] It was a good duo entry, too, like, I'm not talking like, I'm not talking like, you know,

[02:38:07] I'm not talking like, like solo, bro.

[02:38:28] is this good? Holy mommy. I would literally not inside of this girl for 8 hours straight

[02:38:37] if I could. This girl is bad as fuck. I don't know who Luba is. Luba? Luba is?

[02:38:41] guys

[02:38:55] Should I fuck this move up or I fuck this move up?

[02:39:11] So, Jack, okay, you know what, Jack?

[02:39:18] Should we start this challenge when this season resets, which is in two days?

[02:39:26] Which is in two days?

[02:39:29] Should we start the new season in two days?

[02:39:37] Unlock ranked first?

[02:39:39] Bahra.

[02:39:41] Ah, how do I unlock rank?

[02:39:44] Should I just buy an account?

[02:39:50] What the fuck?

[02:39:58] Bro, who's trying to do all this?

[02:40:00] this. What? Get top 10 finish 5 times. Ping 5 different enemies to establish their distance

[02:40:20] from you. It's going to be fast. You can do it in two days.

[02:40:29] So, how do I get a... Okay, so I did all of this. I did all of this. So, I need to do

[02:40:37] 1,500 damage as an assault legend, a controller legend, a support. So, support, controller,

[02:40:43] Assault and Rekon and then I also just need to ping five different enemies from a distance

[02:40:58] Chat should I just uh should I just do this off stream or something cuz I don't want to do this on stream

[02:41:04] I think that's so lame

[02:41:10] All right, I'll just off stream them

[02:41:14] Okay

[02:41:17] So someone said uh oh

[02:41:20] Alter you guys said play this character chat who's the alter what the fuck is this girl good. Oh my mommy

[02:41:29] Never mind, bro. Never mind never mind not mommy. What the fuck is this?

[02:41:37] She's the best in the game she's OP she's trans

[02:41:43] Y'all keep staying with over

[02:42:43] All right, now all look at her emails

[02:43:13] Yeah, um, I'm ruining it after this, okay, so that, alright, now you know what bro?

[02:43:28] I see, I feel like I can easily, I can easily get the highest rank in this game, easily,

[02:43:34] like literally easily low key, I'm not gonna lie.

[02:43:36] Now, actually that's L ego, not easily, but I can, chewy was like the best players

[02:43:42] I think I can where the fuck is this alien yes, I'm studying friend request what the fuck

[02:43:49] But

[02:43:50] All right, um

[02:43:52] Damn that sucks, bro. Yo, Zane. Do I just buy a new account like bro? Do I really have to do this?

[02:44:12] Don't do that, you're gonna get banned. It takes ages to do.

[02:44:22] Okay, so maybe I just like, I don't know. Maybe...

[02:44:27] It only takes like five games. Okay, that would be that later then.

[02:44:31] Um, that was not later then.

[02:44:35] Damn, Apex Legends.

[02:44:38] I'm gonna start messaging people for this game later, like off-offstream

[02:44:46] But like you shouldn't do it. Yeah, yeah, I'll probably just do it myself, bro

[02:44:50] And I'll probably just do it myself

[02:44:52] Honestly

[02:44:53] It takes like eight hours of playtime in total to complete the

[02:45:08] Are you serious?

[02:45:10] If you're gonna take 8 hours?

[02:45:18] Like what?

[02:45:26] Probably like 2 hours.

[02:45:33] Okay.

[02:45:34] Alright, chat!

[02:45:34] Oh, what are y'all?

[02:45:36] Let's see, let's play something.

[02:45:37] Mmm, do I really want to play Valorant?

[02:45:48] Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

[02:45:51] Segments?

[02:45:52] Alright, let's play a Val game.

[02:45:53] You know what, chat?

[02:45:54] I promised that I would play a little bit of Valorant today.

[02:45:56] My chat wants me to play Valorant.

[02:45:58] We'll play a little bit of Valorant.

[02:45:59] We'll pop a segment.

[02:45:59] Chat, Apex will be on Tuesday.

[02:46:03] Apex Legends grind will start on Tuesday

[02:46:06] because the season resets.

[02:46:08] Now I'm totally not going to pay one of my mods

[02:46:11] like a hundred bucks to level me up to ranked

[02:46:14] in the meantime, okay?

[02:46:16] Definitely not gonna pay one of my mods a hundred bucks

[02:46:19] to level me up in the meantime to level 100 on that account.

[02:46:22] And then we'll start on Tuesday,

[02:46:24] I'll message Fade, I'll message Zane.

[02:46:26] Zane, do you think me and you

[02:46:29] can get the top rank in Apex Legends?

[02:46:32] Zayn, do you think I could do that? Zayn, do you think we could do that? We could potentially

[02:46:42] get you top 10? Okay, I don't need top 10, bro. I just need like, you know, I'm not

[02:46:50] that greedy, bro. I'm not that greedy. Loki, how long Zayn will it take us to get Predator?

[02:46:56] Be honest. Zayn, be honest. How long do you think it will take for us to get

[02:46:59] predator. Muda, you already are a predator. Yolk, from the beginning, like 8 to 12 hours?

[02:47:24] What?

[02:47:27] Zane, I could do it solo in like eight hours.

[02:47:35] Are you serious?

[02:47:43] Wait, really?

[02:47:47] Zane, actually?

[02:47:49] I mean we're gonna be playing box for a while okay Zayn Zayn me and you Tuesday when the

[02:48:03] rank reset of apex legends yay nay or gay we get on in the morning first of all I do 500

[02:48:16] case on boxing's okay 500 apex box on boxing's then we get an heirloom we buy

[02:48:31] a skin and we go crazy yo can we get yo should we get it to me or should we get

[02:48:40] Who do you think we should get fade or Timmy?

[02:48:51] Let me message Timmy right now, John.

[02:48:52] Let me message Timmy.

[02:48:53] I'm going to message Timmy right now.

[02:48:55] I'm going to message its Timmy right now.

[02:49:00] We should get Timmy.

[02:49:01] Let me message Timmy.

[02:49:08] It's Timmy.

[02:49:09] Follow.

[02:49:10] Hello, it's, we'll do this on, we'll do this actually on this feature.

[02:49:20] All right.

[02:49:35] Match found.

[02:49:37] All right.

[02:49:42] Ascent.

[02:49:45] Ascent.

[02:49:48] My first Ascent game, chat.

[02:49:55] What the fuck?

[02:49:58] Muda, let's have a mug off?

[02:50:00] Rawdog, who do you think you are coming into my stream thinking you're the mug?

[02:50:04] Oh, fuck something.

[02:50:06] Fucking Ascent.

[02:50:08] Okay.

[02:50:10] It's Timmy.

[02:50:14] message uh how do i show you guys this dm without leaking my entire dm's on

[02:50:22] twitter all right you know what i'm just i'm gonna just say what i'm typing

[02:50:26] hello tim i hope you're having having a blessed day i am coming to apex legends

[02:50:40] on Tuesday for the new season and starting a new starting a new and I'm

[02:50:57] I am doing road to pred.

[02:51:01] I currently are you down to staff?

[02:51:08] I am duoed with.

[02:51:15] This might be fucked up, but uh...

[02:51:21] Yes chat, I'm doing a road to predator bro.

[02:51:23] I'm doing a road to predator.

[02:51:25] Uh, chat, uh, who was I supposed to do it with five minutes ago?

[02:51:29] Sane.

[02:51:30] Thank you, chat.

[02:51:31] Uh, I'm just a little tired right now, sorry.

[02:51:34] Wait, wait, wait, other rock in my shoe!

[02:51:37] Nice!

[02:51:38] Great job.

[02:51:39] All right, wait your nose low key got bigger

[02:52:06] What are you saying bro what are we doing oh I don't know bro let's play

[02:52:24] drop in a spork

[02:52:35] shut up

[02:52:43] like what is that

[02:52:46] how am i even supposed to react to that

[02:52:49] can i really get water i burn back

[02:52:51] what the fuck

[02:52:52] I'll have to shoot people in the snout.

[02:52:58] Last player standing.

[02:53:00] Spike down with it.

[02:53:08] Everyone makes fun of German efficiency.

[02:53:12] Don't be laughing until you turn my care.

[02:53:22] Nice coke break. I want to go get food. Muda sold me fence six months ago. That's

[02:53:48] literally not true your nose looks a

[02:53:55] little dry whoa get out of here what is

[02:53:59] this I got a spike just take a ticket

[02:54:07] again I didn't see rays but so but

[02:54:11] I

[02:54:16] Sold me math to afford

[02:54:30] Okay, nice that boy just triple headshot me, bro. I can't do

[02:54:41] I

[02:54:47] Love you more baby

[02:54:56] Chia are y'all excited

[02:55:01] Are y'all excited for apex on Tuesday

[02:55:11] 3-loading.

[02:55:13] Bara.

[02:55:15] Climbing hard is not easy.

[02:55:19] Why do they have fucking smokes right there?

[02:55:23] Look at this guy!

[02:55:27] Ugh!

[02:55:29] Ow!

[02:55:31] Ugh!

[02:55:33] Yeah!

[02:55:35] Jumping you cat!

[02:55:37] Oh!

[02:55:39] What is that?

[02:55:50] Yo bro, I killed you.

[02:55:51] I want to take your pants off and just suck you down.

[02:55:53] Now they try to, they literally off your smoke and just jump down.

[02:55:56] Yeah, I don't know, I was gonna ask a good guy, like,

[02:55:59] to cut him down or anything, he's past the arms.

[02:56:01] I

[02:56:07] Jixi played apex three times and quit I know apex is hard though

[02:56:11] Unless like and jixi did 44 damage and then 70 damage on apex and then a rage quit

[02:56:18] noble

[02:56:19] Well, the thing is that my aim on every video game. I would say is like it's above average to insane

[02:56:25] I've just been playing like every video game of my life, so I think every FPS game is gonna be easy.

[02:56:34] So I think you guys think overwatch will be easy.

[02:56:42] Top last.

[02:56:55] Can someone hold heaven or jump to me heaven please?

[02:57:01] You broke window, one heaven, just hold my heaven please.

[02:57:07] One enemy remaining, last player standing.

[02:57:13] Like I never left.

[02:57:17] Yeah, how long do you guys think overwatch will take smoke for him or something smoke for him smoke for him or something

[02:57:32] Has to get half nice

[02:57:40] J your ugly shit

[02:57:43] What why did you fucking sound like mood of them?

[02:57:47] Maybe because I am

[02:57:51] Yes

[02:57:58] Like bro, just cuz I stopped

[02:58:08] What we saw was doing you wrong they are doing me wrong I stand with you, bro, I stand with you

[02:58:17] So when the time comes, I'm just going to make 100 accounts and just play that game until I get that done.

[02:58:47] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[02:58:49] Oh, my aimbot is showing this CT and then one...

[02:58:53] You're gonna cut him, no.

[02:58:55] CT's open.

[02:58:56] Do something, bro.

[02:58:57] We're gonna pickle right now.

[02:59:00] Oh, yeah, mom.

[02:59:05] Are they right there?

[02:59:10] No!

[02:59:14] One enemy remaining.

[02:59:15] I

[02:59:27] Died from the cage in it, and I like freaked out my earbud fell into some water

[02:59:31] So like I can't hear from my lucky right now rank one Asia when shot the thing is bro

[02:59:36] I think you're lucky and I don't know man shot every time I do a rank one and air EU

[02:59:41] I just get called a win trader scammer terrorists. I end up on

[02:59:48] And then I also get win traded against bro, and there's people that then there's people who win trade me bro

[03:00:03] Like Chad you guys really think of a win trader bro be honest

[03:00:41] Oh fuck that bird bro.

[03:00:54] What I'm counting the days until your retirement, when is it happening?

[03:00:58] Number one.

[03:00:59] And he's crying.

[03:01:00] Like what are you saying?

[03:01:02] your bubble

[03:01:15] shooting stars

[03:01:22] Hello, my name is Moody here, brought to you on a YouTube video.

[03:01:46] Today, I'm gonna show you guys how to go up mid on a scent and kill everyone whenever

[03:01:51] You want to

[03:02:05] I'm gonna make no history

[03:02:07] I'll be sorry, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:02:22] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[03:02:30] 30 seconds left.

[03:02:32] CT.

[03:02:33] You have a smoke?

[03:02:35] Yeah, I'm trying.

[03:02:43] Oh shit!

[03:02:45] AHHHHH!

[03:02:47] One enemy remain.

[03:03:03] have y'all ever messaged someone and tried to ask them out but you got rejected so then

[03:03:22] you replied with aha it was a prank I was just testing you lol lol but deep down you

[03:03:26] just got rejected and you aren't the savior you go by saying it was a prank

[03:03:56] drink

[03:03:58] one close one close here

[03:04:00] here i'm a pig i'm a pig

[03:04:02] oh my god

[03:04:04] boy what the hell

[03:04:06] oh

[03:04:08] shh

[03:04:10] found them

[03:04:12] nice that's out of charges

[03:04:22] eww

[03:04:26] Oh man, I mean it all went good until I got flashed by my sky.

[03:04:33] Why is there even a sky on this map?

[03:04:35] I thought it was supposed to be silver.

[03:04:37] What?

[03:04:38] Mudo, when is the giveaway?

[03:04:44] I gotta sleep soon.

[03:04:45] It's 1am.

[03:04:46] Uh, you know what bro?

[03:04:48] You're getting scammed.

[03:04:50] So even though there is a giveaway, if you win it bro, I'm gonna make sure not

[03:04:53] to give it to you bro why are you guys

[03:05:01] saying classic like I've ever scammed

[03:05:02] before you guys crazy

[03:05:53] Did you make your way down here?

[03:05:55] Yes, yes, yes, watch out.

[03:05:57] Flash out.

[03:05:59] Bro.

[03:06:00] What are we contacting, bro?

[03:06:02] You said flash out.

[03:06:05] Wait, we're gonna have KGO, we gotta fight out.

[03:06:08] I don't know why we smoked up.

[03:06:11] They're breaking door frames.

[03:06:13] KGO is back safe.

[03:06:15] 30 seconds black planet. You should run for your life, sorry.

[03:06:25] Yeah, yeah, catch!

[03:06:30] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[03:06:37] Oh, give me, give me, give me, give me.

[03:06:40] It's destroyed.

[03:06:41] Yeah.

[03:06:44] One enemy remains.

[03:06:46] That was a good training.

[03:06:47] No, no, I'm actually.

[03:06:54] There you go.

[03:06:55] No charges left.

[03:06:57] You can all see that shit.

[03:06:57] Really?

[03:06:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:06:59] Come on, man.

[03:07:00] You got it.

[03:07:01] I need to say it, but.

[03:07:03] I can do it now.

[03:07:06] Hi.

[03:07:07] My name is Muda. Hi, my name is Muda.

[03:07:10] How are y'all? How is everyone doing this chat?

[03:07:14] What are they doing without me?

[03:07:16] How are y'all?

[03:07:18] Jets, seriously, if y'all like literally genuinely, low-key-new-in-ly, low-key-new-in-ly, high-key-new-in-ly,

[03:07:26] saw me in a bar with your girls, would you let me buy you a drink and talk to you?

[03:07:37] Fuck no, hell no, I'm gonna come police.

[03:07:40] I throw up on you, I'd shoot you, I'd stab you, I'd pepper spray you.

[03:07:46] I would use you for your money and then kill you.

[03:07:49] LIKE WHAT?!

[03:07:59] How are we gonna play close shawty?

[03:08:02] Is there anything to show Shiki?

[03:08:07] of

[03:08:47] Oh

[03:09:01] I thought he would like

[03:09:03] Everyone

[03:09:15] Bo-bo I did

[03:09:21] Who's I still spike you show you

[03:09:33] dog dog here I want now I'm gonna get a handle what the fuck would you a

[03:09:52] that's a terrorist

[03:09:54] Pug, you're hopefully done there

[03:09:58] Miles?

[03:09:59] Alright, alright, what's up?

[03:10:04] Let's go for your edge

[03:10:09] Yo bro, like, why are you doing that yourself?

[03:10:12] Ahhhh

[03:10:14] Fuck this game

[03:10:16] I felt that, bro, let's go play Rainbow, bro

[03:10:19] Oh, fuck this game, bro

[03:10:21] Oh wait, yeah, bro, I was like 15

[03:10:31] That she was fun though, huh, bro, I I do too

[03:10:37] All right, run it down a or a splat other ones go

[03:10:41] Yeah

[03:10:45] Yeah, who here has cheated in a video game, I don't care if it's subway surfers. I don't care if it's Minecraft

[03:10:50] I don't care if it's Roblox. I don't care if it's a GTA I

[03:11:02] Cheat in Tarkov every day

[03:11:05] Bar

[03:11:07] I cheated on my wife

[03:11:37] Yeah, don't worry, your key just taking light years.

[03:11:42] One enemy remaining.

[03:11:44] One enemy remaining.

[03:11:47] Last player standing.

[03:11:49] Right down A.

[03:11:54] Fuck.

[03:12:00] I have a smoke.

[03:12:02] No, that's what people want.

[03:12:04] KJ, I want you to understand that if I were to ever meet you in real life, I would ask you for your number,

[03:12:09] take you back to my apartment, take your pants off, and suck your cock.

[03:12:15] Yo, KJ, how old are you?

[03:12:21] KJ, how old are you?

[03:12:22] I might be 16.

[03:12:34] I

[03:13:04] I'll flash you.

[03:13:09] Daddy, can you tell me daddy?

[03:13:13] I don't have you.

[03:13:14] Oh my god, are you also sitting there?

[03:13:16] Yeah, check on me, check on me.

[03:13:26] Last player standing.

[03:13:28] Oh wow.

[03:13:29] Bro, do you not have a hue?

[03:13:31] What kind of sky? No.

[03:13:35] What do you mean?

[03:13:42] Bike planted.

[03:13:44] Dude, you should turn on the aimbot.

[03:13:46] I want to snitch on you.

[03:14:01] Lava daba. Bar. Where was he? I'll like actually lock it now. So where was he? All right.

[03:14:18] Lava Daba. Next round we're good. I'm back.

[03:14:31] Yo plow whatever you do. Do not smoke demon.

[03:14:34] We'll let you know.

[03:14:48] Are they just going to keep going B?

[03:15:03] He quit Apex that fast?

[03:15:09] No, I'm starting Apex on Tuesday, when the new season resets, and then I'm gonna go

[03:15:16] for pred and then I'm gonna go for pred chat you want to fight me

[03:15:25] chat I want to be one of the only human beings on earth to reach the most level

[03:15:32] the max rank on every single game I want to be I want to be the ultimate

[03:15:42] virgin

[03:15:44] I never go good

[03:15:47] You already are

[03:16:00] Reach the max rank on chest

[03:16:04] Oh, I think I would literally take me seven years. Maybe honestly impossible

[03:16:12] I

[03:16:21] Yeah, what could you ever smoke?

[03:16:24] Smoke mid

[03:16:26] Planted raises one shot raises one shot

[03:16:32] 90 or 100 on sober I think so

[03:16:42] I

[03:16:45] Last player standing

[03:16:50] All right, we can't I don't know what we're doing

[03:16:55] But we got a big

[03:16:57] Whatever we did a man

[03:17:03] No, did you guys just stand sus on everything I do whatever you have like you y'all just spam sus on everything

[03:17:10] Yo, it's not that deep bro. I am not a cheater, bro

[03:17:16] Maybe when I was a little kid, bro when I was a little kid, but not anymore shot not anymore, bro

[03:17:51] Who stole my kill on KJ, I hit her for 144.

[03:18:05] Bro I bet us like came out of the tree none of them were looking at me, I was at your

[03:18:09] butt.

[03:18:10] Who killed KJ?

[03:18:14] If you buy me a judge, I'll tell you who.

[03:18:18] Who was it?

[03:18:20] I don't know who it was.

[03:18:21] SCAMMERS!

[03:18:23] It was a arena.

[03:18:27] I bet that was even you, man.

[03:18:30] I mean, styles.

[03:18:33] I bet that was the top of the list.

[03:18:37] But I should feel the same.

[03:18:39] Yeah.

[03:18:46] Time to destroy.

[03:18:49] My name is Mooda and this is why I'm the chosen one

[03:19:19] They're already on site. They're already on site. One tree, one on site, and one window.

[03:19:23] One tree, one site, and one window.

[03:19:32] 100kj.

[03:19:40] One might be home.

[03:19:43] 100kj.

[03:19:49] you're so good bro how do you guys take it feel good it's not like you're gonna come

[03:19:56] get it what is that that's my love for you for me scamming you bro I'll buy you

[03:20:18] I'm going to go over and I'm going to crawl.

[03:20:23] Great.

[03:20:24] Okay, why would you do something like that?

[03:20:27] Um, jet, jet, jet.

[03:20:30] Moodle, don't fight with you like that, bro.

[03:20:33] No, I'm not.

[03:20:34] I just bought a lot.

[03:20:35] Oh, buy me a vid?

[03:20:36] No, buy me a vid.

[03:20:37] Buy me a vid.

[03:20:38] Buy me a vid.

[03:20:39] I'm not locking you up, baby.

[03:20:41] Trust me.

[03:20:42] No, don't trust me.

[03:20:43] No, don't trust me.

[03:20:45] No, man.

[03:20:46] Oh, no!

[03:20:47] Damn it!

[03:20:50] We're gonna get you!

[03:20:52] I am in their home!

[03:20:56] Oh!

[03:21:03] They did it.

[03:21:06] Yeah.

[03:21:07] Fuck.

[03:21:08] Onii-chan, Onii-chan.

[03:21:15] What's that?

[03:21:18] Oh.

[03:21:19] Yes.

[03:21:20] Yes.

[03:21:21] Yes.

[03:21:22] Yes.

[03:21:23] Yeah.

[03:21:24] Chat type, what if you've ever drifted to hentai in your entire life?

[03:21:31] I'm gonna be honest, chat.

[03:21:34] I used to be a little gooner.

[03:21:35] I had a little hentai phase.

[03:21:36] I feel like we all had a hentai face, come on

[03:21:39] It's just normal, bro. Chad, it's just normal, bro

[03:21:42] It's normal, you know, like you can't tell anime and you're like, you know what? I'm going I'm a kid going through puberty

[03:21:48] I'm 12 years old right now. They're 14 years old, whatever it is, whatever how old you are

[03:21:52] And you're like, you know what? Let's watch some other things and it just happens, bro

[03:21:58] 12

[03:22:06] They're trying to...

[03:22:08] I'm nice!

[03:22:10] I got the kills.

[03:22:12] Oh no, it's all three.

[03:22:14] 47.

[03:22:16] 47.

[03:22:18] I'm happy you remain.

[03:22:20] Spike down, hey!

[03:22:22] Damn, bro. He showed you, bro.

[03:22:24] Why is there always the one that kills me?

[03:22:26] Gun off, gun off, gun off, after.

[03:22:30] Hey, remember that dude's bow.

[03:22:32] 24kB.

[03:22:34] Grab it!

[03:22:36] Yoooooo!

[03:22:44] Uh, where's my AWP?

[03:22:45] I don't know, what the hell?

[03:22:55] What, I was doing this, I had to do your shit.

[03:22:58] Mudo, why are you moving out? I need to settle in.

[03:23:01] So you were the one who bought my house, you fucking asshole.

[03:23:04] I mean, you're just a terrorist, I don't know what to say.

[03:23:26] went and killed your life and then killed, I don't know.

[03:23:34] So, one time on the left.

[03:23:36] Here. Are you sure?

[03:23:37] Yep, yep.

[03:23:38] You should run.

[03:23:47] Spike down eight.

[03:23:50] One enemy remaining.

[03:23:51] What? What?

[03:23:52] Can't beat me.

[03:23:53] My reaction time is too fast honey. You can't peak me honey. You can't peak me honey.

[03:24:05] Team 8.

[03:24:06] Did you guys?

[03:24:07] She's like they think just because I'm 21 years old that I'm not in my prime.

[03:24:13] Just too fast. Just too fast.

[03:24:18] Muda I bought your house by the way my name is Panjeet. I work at Microsoft

[03:24:28] Okay

[03:24:31] Now should we pop the segment chat yes or no should we do the segment giveaway should we do the segment giveaway?

[03:24:40] You know low-key I want to do split or steal

[03:24:42] We do split or steal for the bundle or should we do Valorant Squid games?

[03:24:48] We do Valorant Squid games for the bundle giveaway and whoever wins the bundle giveaway in the Valorant

[03:24:54] or split or steal on Discord with cams on.

[03:25:05] Squid games because we never did that one before but proofreader your dick is small and you're a terrorist.

[03:25:10] All right. Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin, the terrorist.

[03:25:16] I don't see a Melvin the terrorist in your context.

[03:25:19] How about Melvin the slave?

[03:25:23] I don't see a Apple Alvin the slave in your context.

[03:25:26] Melvin, editor.

[03:25:28] Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin editor.

[03:25:33] He's a slave to his his his his feelings. He's a slave to his thoughts

[03:25:53] Ni hao ma shoshi ni hao ma arigatou shoshi

[03:26:03] Why do you look stressed, bro? Are you okay?

[03:26:06] What's wrong, bro?

[03:26:09] I'm downloading your mod right now. I have to listen to your fucking ad-lib on the screen in 24-7.

[03:26:17] Yeah?

[03:26:19] Chat rate Melvin on a scale of 1 to 10.

[03:26:27] Can we do the mock-off?

[03:26:31] No.

[03:26:32] No, I'm not scared. I just don't want to do a mug off with you

[03:26:48] Yeah, you like chop the

[03:26:57] How fast can we get this valorant segment set up

[03:27:02] Can we do it in one hour?

[03:27:04] So I can't finish the video?

[03:27:06] Can we do it in one hour?

[03:27:08] No, you can't because I think watch parties start in one hour. Let me see.

[03:27:14] Watch party, bro.

[03:27:16] Yeah, watch parties actually already started.

[03:27:20] Maybe we should just do it tomorrow.

[03:27:22] Oh my god, I can't find it.

[03:27:24] Can we do it in one hour?

[03:27:26] Yeah, I think we should do it tomorrow.

[03:27:28] Oh my god, I can't find it.

[03:27:30] yeah I think we should do it tomorrow because the watch party's already started

[03:27:35] and I just feel bad because everyone's probably watching the watch parties right

[03:27:39] now

[03:27:44] you think I give a fuck but do you think I give a fuck I didn't actually go to the

[03:27:49] right the right headquarters okay I'd go to the right headquarters and hug

[03:27:54] everyone and so much I love them yeah good if I am pleased and just and just

[03:27:59] and just you know hug and show love to everyone

[03:28:04] What's your name?

[03:28:07] Why are you drinking the water bowl?

[03:28:09] It's like your whole fist bro

[03:28:11] Like it's a cock

[03:28:12] You gay?

[03:28:15] You know

[03:28:18] You can't even dare to follow

[03:28:22] And you're a fucking

[03:28:25] What?

[03:28:26] What am I?

[03:28:28] So should we do the segment?

[03:28:29] Do you have a YouTube video to upload today though?

[03:28:32] Yes I'm doing it right now

[03:28:34] Okay, so okay, so we're like, okay, so just do the same with tomorrow

[03:28:55] So what are you gonna upload today?

[03:29:04] and I thought that was like when we were bad so I went back to the old ones and I saw that uh we

[03:29:10] haven't uploaded that. Okay um. Can we do development actually this evening tomorrow?

[03:29:17] Yeah we can do it tomorrow and we'll do it in the morning too. So one hour in. Yeah we'll do

[03:29:22] reacts we'll like jerk off we'll do hinge tinder and then we'll and then we'll do the

[03:29:26] I saw like it's to ask that like

[03:29:31] Yeah, but I wasn't making fun of them I wasn't I was literally saying

[03:29:56] I'm in the bus and we're at the top and we got us ocean view

[03:30:00] I know I got it, I'm all in the body and nobody got a clue

[03:30:04] Everybody got a clue

[03:30:05] We ain't a couple enough for the parody if I fall in the two

[03:30:07] If I fall in the two

[03:30:08] I really like it

[03:30:09] So the thing is Bo, chat, I'm simple, chat, I need to look for a house bro

[03:30:16] I really need to look for a house chat, it's getting closer and closer every day

[03:30:20] bro

[03:30:21] So I found a house and I'm going to be looking at today at 9pm EST.

[03:30:33] So in four hours, actually in three hours, I have to go chat to go look at a house.

[03:30:41] But chat, the lease is July 1st.

[03:30:45] So I don't know what I'm going to do for one month.

[03:30:48] Did I live with my parents for one month chat until I moved into the other house?

[03:30:55] That's even if I like that.

[03:30:56] That's even if I like it.

[03:30:57] That's even if I like it.

[03:31:00] So do I move into my parents' house for like a month?

[03:31:04] Garage era?

[03:31:05] Damn bro.

[03:31:06] For some reason I always ask like my viewers are new bro.

[03:31:10] How do you guys even chat?

[03:31:12] What y'all know about garage era?

[03:31:13] Back when I used to stream in the garage bro.

[03:31:16] Oh my god, let's just take a look

[03:31:23] Insane bro insane

[03:31:26] This was insane bro. I got kicked out. Let's get each hat was good. It was good. It was good. He was good. He was good

[03:31:34] Literally in the garage for like how long chat how long was this how long was this shot?

[03:31:41] But I literally have why do you sound like that?

[03:31:46] What's goodie chat? What's goodie? What's goodie? What's goodie?

[03:31:49] Like what do you want me to do with my fucking voice on?

[03:31:51] Hey! Do you just want me to talk like this?

[03:31:54] Like what do y'all want me to do, bro? Genuinely.

[03:31:57] And also, can someone tell me why I move into this house, bro?

[03:32:01] Jack, can someone tell me why I move into this house?

[03:32:05] Okay? All right?

[03:32:06] Can someone tell me why I move into this house?

[03:32:13] And my editor at the time clickbaits and puts a fucking mansion and five million dollar

[03:32:18] house tour.

[03:32:29] And then we showed off this house that I moved in.

[03:32:31] I can't believe this was one year ago, bro.

[03:32:35] It feels like I've been in this house for like years,

[03:32:38] but it's only been one year.

[03:32:39] Isn't that crazy?

[03:32:41] It was good, it was good, it was good.

[03:32:43] And I literally, this was my setup, bro,

[03:32:45] in a garage, this was my setup, bro,

[03:32:47] with my car in the background, my M3.

[03:32:51] Honestly, just such a, I knew, bro,

[03:32:53] I was going through such a tough time mentally, bro.

[03:32:55] Like imagine like literally in a garage

[03:32:58] we had to stream from.

[03:33:00] It was really just insane, bro.

[03:33:02] Literally insane, bro.

[03:33:03] Loki the best setup you ever had our car Muda. What do you mean our car we buying

[03:33:17] us an M3 chat one sec let me see if this girl entered for the house that I'm

[03:33:25] going to go look at today. Chad I want to show you guys the house but at the

[03:33:29] same time I don't want to leak this one because I think it's getting close

[03:33:32] to the deadline shot and I'm getting a little scared.

[03:33:37] Like I'm low-key getting a little scared.

[03:33:45] I mean low-key, bro, this house is very beautiful, bro.

[03:33:49] But the rooms are like low-key small.

[03:33:55] Low-key, the rooms are like small, though.

[03:34:02] I don't know, we'll see, we'll see, alright show us, the thing is I want to show you guys

[03:34:11] but at the same time bro I don't want to leak my house because it's getting scary bro

[03:34:14] like I need a house ASAP bro.

[03:34:16] Chat, what do you want me to do?

[03:34:17] I was planning on doing the segment but there's no point of doing the segment anymore

[03:34:21] because watch party happened and on top of that, yeah I think we should just leave

[03:34:25] it to tomorrow.

[03:34:27] So what do you guys do the segments?

[03:34:31] as flaming the shit out of you is you live on kick what he is don't knock you

[03:34:41] off and ate a Ross I don't give a fuck if you're rich we're gonna take it all

[03:34:48] I need the water how rich is trained did you ever see Bert can play it up

[03:34:54] bro i got a picture with arson uh... wenger

[03:34:58] oxen banger

[03:35:00] i got a picture with them bro i got him to sign my jersey

[03:35:03] what a legend what a legend bro yeah i got a picture i met all

[03:35:08] oxen banger i i met him

[03:35:10] got a picture with them got him to sign my old school teary on re jersey from

[03:35:14] back when he was coaching him

[03:35:16] so fucking sick bro

[03:35:19] Otherwise, you should decide not to get a signal.

[03:35:21] Aw, breeder, bro.

[03:35:21] That guy just keeps telling me another day, another day,

[03:35:23] another day, another day, another day, another day.

[03:35:24] It's just a ton of...

[03:35:27] Really long.

[03:35:27] That thing's crazy long.

[03:35:29] That thing's really long.

[03:35:30] That thing's crazy long.

[03:35:32] Like, I'm pretty sure, like, I'm almost positive.

[03:35:34] His nose, like, he has no upper lip.

[03:35:38] It's his nose and then his bottom lip.

[03:35:41] It's almost like, have you seen those people with no teeth?

[03:35:45] That's what Muda looks like with his nose, right?

[03:35:47] It's like people with no teeth.

[03:35:48] How like their lip just like is this is like you're talking about it's just nose instead of the lip hovering down

[03:35:54] Right because it's like the bottom with a ball and then just the nose. That's mood up

[03:36:05] Do I not look like I have a top lip

[03:36:09] Well, my nose isn't even that big like it's it's above average

[03:36:13] It's not even that big like what?

[03:36:16] Like what's it's not that big like okay sure it's big but it's not that big chat

[03:36:22] It's not that big bro. It's not that big bro

[03:36:26] It's above average it's not that big

[03:36:32] Chat what do we play after this game? I mean Loki we could do the segment today

[03:36:40] But

[03:36:46] Play Overwatch, League of Legends, I'm so down for League of Legends, I'm so down for

[03:36:58] League of Legends, but later on, later on, because every time I hop on League you guys

[03:37:01] just flame me.

[03:37:02] Muda, this game is so boring, Muda you're a terrorist, I'm getting off this fucking

[03:37:06] shitty ass stream, fuck you guys.

[03:37:11] What is this, Navi?

[03:37:28] What?

[03:37:37] You're so ugly in that picture.

[03:37:41] or you guys serious let's train doing

[03:38:00] that's Klan's book on the table

[03:38:04] I

[03:38:07] Trade is actually retarded

[03:38:09] Liko Liko brother come on

[03:38:12] Liko you think she's reading while she's here. I'm just kidding just a joke. That's fucked up. Nah, that's all it's love man

[03:38:18] It's a lot of that's fucked up. That's fucked up. Nah cheeser. I love you, bro

[03:38:22] This Liko guy's being weird. You know how it is, bro. You know how it is Liko being weird as hell, huh?

[03:38:27] I got you, bro. Nah, she was never here. I've never even met her

[03:38:31] poor woman probably fucking hates me from these jokes

[03:38:35] she for sure hates me i can't even imagine right like

[03:38:38] i a

[03:38:39] kaelin is cheesers girl bro what do i play they took both my duelists

[03:38:46] i'm actually so excited for apex legends bro i'm actually so excited for apex legends

[03:38:51] like genuinely

[03:38:52] then you gotta bring muda into the equation muda then you gotta bring muda into the

[03:38:58] equation. Muda is long head. Skinny head, long, with an extremely elongated nose, right?

[03:39:08] Elongated nose. I have a wide nose. He has an elongated, like this thing is, this thing

[03:39:12] makes Squidward look like a model, right? This thing's fucking from the fucking nose bridge

[03:39:17] down to the chin, right? So you have me, big head, like right square head, right?

[03:39:23] knows you have muda rectangular head

[03:39:28] yo I'm gonna beat the fuck out of this guy bro who does this guy take his

[03:39:35] wait is that cheese are sucking on a dildo

[03:39:40] I want to start I asked train wrecks for some advice the other day and he said

[03:39:47] Making other so that's a multi-stream lines or he said you lose nothing

[03:39:53] from multi-streaming on kick and YouTube and Twitch and

[03:39:57] Tiktok now I wouldn't do tiktok, but check you guys think it's a good idea if I should start multi-streaming on kick YouTube and Twitch all at the same time

[03:40:09] Yes, yes, you start that

[03:40:13] Greek does that and gets paid don't even look at the second chat

[03:40:16] Do tiktok the thing is chat who the fuck does tiktok bro?

[03:40:21] I'm not I don't want to be associated with tiktok live streamers

[03:40:24] And fucking like no offense to them, but like I don't know bro like thank you for the roses

[03:40:32] Thank you for the dinosaur girl girl like no, bro. I'm not I don't even want to be on your platform

[03:40:37] Oh, I'm good, bro. I don't want to be on your platform

[03:40:46] you

[03:40:51] you f***

[03:40:53] you kidding me?

[03:40:54] you kidding me?

[03:40:55] you're a player standing

[03:41:05] do not let my gun shoot you

[03:41:07] you'll die

[03:41:16] That's a good spot.

[03:41:26] Do you like split as a map?

[03:41:27] I don't mind it, bro, but like, I think all my droolers are just like, you fuck.

[03:41:36] That noise there?

[03:42:02] He's inside! What?!

[03:42:04] Oh my god, I heard it too, I heard it.

[03:42:16] I didn't think that's what he smoked though.

[03:42:23] And this guy's typing ball right.

[03:42:25] Alright, this is when the snipers get on.

[03:42:29] Should I just get off?

[03:42:30] Should I just ult a 4?

[03:42:32] i'm looking down at all the four

[03:42:35] uh... but i'm not a lot of four just go play rock really just all the four

[03:42:38] people

[03:42:42] uh...

[03:42:45] but i'm already getting snipped but i can't tell

[03:42:52] go go go

[03:42:54] bro what the fuck

[03:42:57] go go

[03:42:59] are you kidding me right now

[03:43:04] you want to end up here

[03:43:07] well you know if you see my kick can get 1000 viewers it's like having 10,000 viewers on twitch

[03:43:16] Yeah, but like 1000 viewers on kick is also a hundred times harder to get 10,000 viewers

[03:43:24] on twitch.

[03:43:27] In my opinion.

[03:43:30] Chai, is kick like an active site?

[03:43:34] I feel like bro kick is like filled with like viewbotters, no?

[03:43:36] It's like a very big viewbot problem and that shit.

[03:43:42] well twitch is obviously as bad too I'm not gonna lie I'm not even gonna lie

[03:43:48] twitch is horrible too

[03:43:51] Good dog, man.

[03:43:56] Only 50 in chamber.

[03:44:09] Yeah, man.

[03:44:11] 677676 7 6 7 6 7 Muda make your own platform called nose dot

[03:44:26] Oh, nah, I was gonna say yo, we should also do a fortnight road to us real but like

[03:44:40] I don't know, I played so much Fortnite back in the day chat, I don't even know if I enjoyed Fortnite anymore bro.

[03:45:40] Nice.

[03:45:47] Tell Ron to go live.

[03:45:58] Yeah bro.

[03:45:59] Let me just fuck myself too while I'm at it.

[03:46:05] Oh my god Chad.

[03:46:06] Did anyone here have a phase in H1Z1?

[03:46:09] Is H1Z1 even a good game still, bro?

[03:46:12] Or is that game dead?

[03:46:23] Multiple, man. A lot of them.

[03:46:30] That's it.

[03:46:39] I think that game is unrevivable if I'm gonna be honest chat.

[03:46:51] What is this clip?

[03:46:53] Listen, Jinxy, imagine you're next to Muda in a movie theater, right?

[03:47:00] And he wants to whisper something because he doesn't want to be loud.

[03:47:03] His nose would hit you in the head! His nose would hit you in the head!

[03:47:05] You know, yeah, let me get there bar

[03:47:11] Yo, is my nose even that oh, oh my god, it is not that fucking big bro, holy shit

[03:47:35] I don't know

[03:47:40] One more minute. I don't know where that's at. Phaedos mid though

[03:47:57] Yeah, y'all like that little chamber tech

[03:48:00] Do y'all like that little chamber tech?

[03:48:03] But if you were to ever make merch would it be like normal streamer merch or something unique that doesn't scream Muda

[03:48:09] Something unique that wouldn't scream Muda and if I'm ever gonna release merch bro. I think it's gonna go two ways

[03:48:17] I'm not gonna make merch where people only wear it inside the house because they're embarrassed to wear it outside the house

[03:48:24] It's not gonna say anything like mood or anything, bro

[03:48:27] I would have ever dropped merch and wanted to be like something I would wear outside

[03:48:32] Yeah

[03:48:36] Maybe I'll drop like a shirt for the trolls like ships and giggles like I got like a picture of my nose

[03:48:41] But like as a troll make it like two dollars like that. Well, I other than that now

[03:48:49] Oh, I'm ever gonna drop my roll. It's gonna be something like nice to wear

[03:48:56] Like you know, maybe I drop a color

[03:49:02] Maybe I drop a shirt like cover of my tip who's buying that chat

[03:49:32] Ahhhh!

[03:49:39] 30 seconds left.

[03:49:42] Help me get TP.

[03:49:47] That's best.

[03:49:56] One enemy remaining.

[03:49:57] 10 seconds left.

[03:49:59] Oh my god.

[03:50:02] I

[03:50:11] Was ready

[03:50:15] Is that you boy?

[03:50:21] Yeah

[03:50:25] I never forget my day one I never forget my day one

[03:50:28] Come on, come on.

[03:50:31] Glad to see you're doing good, bro.

[03:50:32] Happy for you.

[03:50:34] Thank you, bro.

[03:50:34] Thank you.

[03:50:49] Bye, bloke.

[03:50:50] I understand your pain.

[03:51:00] You made all that fucking shit up there.

[03:51:09] Valorantz, if we run Nion shotgun soon, your game is going to die more than a month.

[03:51:19] More than it already has!

[03:51:23] More than it already has this game will die more than it already has if you do not

[03:51:28] Goodbye, Cliff.

[03:51:30] Say, oh, so dead!

[03:51:36] Cliff, request.

[03:51:42] Cha, I'm looking to move to play Rocket League after this.

[03:51:44] Do we do Rocket League or do we do League of Legends after this?

[03:51:47] Because I promised you guys a horror game.

[03:51:49] But if I were to do a horror game, guys, you guys,

[03:51:51] we have to be okay with doing like League or like Rocket League or something, bro.

[03:51:55] I'm gonna sell your m3 and get a nose transplant like what are y'all saying

[03:52:21] I'm gonna lock down a it's so hard to lock down B. It's hard

[03:52:30] Who enjoys league I mean bro

[03:52:34] Literally I

[03:52:37] Did not like league at all and I thought I was gonna

[03:52:41] I'm gonna hold some for they come out and I saw Jinxie play and I was like, you know what I'm gonna give it a try and

[03:52:47] And then at low key the game is actually not bad one less. I should not bad

[03:52:53] You make fuck

[03:53:06] Honey

[03:53:10] Content

[03:53:17] I'm out of here.

[03:53:27] Stuck it.

[03:53:28] Go, go, go.

[03:53:29] We're good.

[03:53:30] Genji control.

[03:53:31] Oh, I'm in the back side.

[03:53:32] Let's see.

[03:53:33] Oh, look in!

[03:53:34] Ripkai?

[03:53:35] Why is everyone saying Ripkai?

[03:53:36] Did Kai like die?

[03:53:37] Why are you guys saying RIP Kai?

[03:53:42] Did Kai like die?

[03:53:55] Why are you guys saying RIP Kai?

[03:54:04] Put your TP down bro.

[03:54:07] I don't know what they're doing now, they just smoke tavern, Omen TP, Ramp, Ramp, Ramp,

[03:54:20] 37, there's two, Omen and Neon, Neon also Ramp, Neon 20 HP, no, Neon is running

[03:54:36] to her no we're missing jet no

[03:54:46] Leon is one HP when are you playing clash okay that's one thing I'll never

[03:54:54] follow Jinx yeah I'm gonna be honest shot I can't I literally can't check you

[03:55:01] you guys like flash real?

[03:55:04] there's two b

[03:55:06] what is pj?

[03:55:09] like flash real?

[03:55:11] kill this guy, kill this guy, go fucking kill him bro

[03:55:15] when it's night time

[03:55:17] or you're playing duos with a friend

[03:55:20] if you're not doing duos with a friend

[03:55:25] nice nice

[03:55:26] Or it's like late at night and you're bored. Let me take a piss. Let me take a piss. Let me take a piss

[03:56:26] chamber up to

[03:56:31] you want to play let's play

[03:56:42] multiple B main multiple B

[03:56:44] Nice done

[03:56:48] Backside

[03:56:52] Top starters

[03:56:56] Dang it, how long you take that?

[03:57:00] Cause

[03:57:04] He has a long dick

[03:57:08] Yeah, how long do you take to piss?

[03:57:11] He has a long dick.

[03:57:13] Oh, that's how that works?

[03:57:15] Yeah.

[03:57:16] Oh, okay.

[03:57:17] I wouldn't know.

[03:57:19] Stop saying the word.

[03:57:24] Oh, I needed to take a- Dylan, did I really piss for that long?

[03:57:35] Oh

[03:57:37] That's why pissed for that long

[03:57:42] Do it how long is your dick

[03:57:46] Yo, what is wrong with you guys, bro? What is wrong? It's the Adderall, bro

[03:57:50] It's not around making piss for too long. No, I don't take Adderall

[03:57:57] Moody I accidentally consumed a gelatin and what do I do? I mean, I don't know why you're telling me

[03:58:03] I would just say God forgive me bro, and then I don't know I guess that's that's what I would do if are you

[03:58:17] Like that I don't know

[03:58:24] This guy's actually still fighting

[03:58:27] Still fighting

[03:58:29] The other side has faith, I don't know.

[03:58:44] So we just got aced by chamber 6-7, 6-7, 6-7.

[03:58:49] Yeah man, I mean, fuck.

[03:59:01] Alright, let's go man, let's win guys, let's win bro, let's win, lock in bro, lock in bro,

[03:59:11] lock in, let's win, let's win.

[03:59:16] It's like, ah, I don't know.

[03:59:41] It's like, I don't know

[03:59:45] This game's dead give me off this game chat one law here one also for bro, please

[03:59:51] Fuck you Muda with your shitty ass

[03:59:58] Trat type what if this game is dying because a neon shotgun be honest just be honest though type two of its dying because it's just shit

[04:00:11] When she moves, the time does seem to pass.

[04:00:36] a gift

[04:00:43] this guy

[04:00:55] back up bro just go mid or something

[04:00:58] they have an L1A and a shotgun on A

[04:01:05] A, that is slightly hard.

[04:01:07] Ah, he's got a hand.

[04:01:10] The fade's in male with a bucky, he ran back to him.

[04:01:26] I can't miss.

[04:01:29] The fade was B with a bucky.

[04:01:31] Like right idea wrong exit I guess I don't know

[04:01:37] I don't know

[04:01:38] See how they have heal

[04:01:39] My old snuff ready

[04:01:40] Heal out of healing

[04:01:41] 30 seconds left

[04:01:42] Bro, stay give me 2 HP

[04:01:43] Yeah a lot

[04:01:44] Let me bait, let me bait, sorry let me bait

[04:01:49] Or bait me

[04:01:50] You got it

[04:01:51] Back side, back side, back side, back side

[04:01:52] Got it

[04:02:17] Why was bomb there?

[04:02:19] Hi! I thought I know.

[04:02:21] Does anyone have funds?

[04:02:25] Oh, Mootai started playing Valorant 2 weeks ago and I instantly thought this neon bitch is broken. Yeah, literally.

[04:02:38] Oh, we're beating this knife. I think we should go mid. I think that's the easiest one you're getting stuck in this map.

[04:02:42] We fight the rat!

[04:02:46] You want to play, let's play!

[04:02:51] Here!

[04:02:52] They one-way left side, I threw it off.

[04:03:01] Hmm.

[04:03:02] Gun here!

[04:03:03] Okay.

[04:03:04] He's got a hunt.

[04:03:07] Scout destroyed!

[04:03:08] You have a flash, he flashed this.

[04:03:10] I'm not delaying my viewers for this worthless game I'm not doing that bro no

[04:03:37] I'm okay like when I go to sleep, bro. All right, I go to sleep not warning you by

[04:03:42] No, I'm gonna sleep and then

[04:03:47] I don't know what I was going with that I'm not gonna lose sleep over losing a Valorant game is what I'm trying to say

[04:03:53] I'm not going to let you get in.

[04:04:06] Do you feel?

[04:04:17] We're going to be out of here. We're going to be out of here. Come here. Sky flash out.

[04:04:23] Here one house

[04:04:31] One enemy remaining

[04:04:53] Guys, if I lose this round, I'm gonna ult a 4, I'm just gonna give it a buck, which I'll

[04:05:06] hop my ass on Rocket League.

[04:05:07] It's the game of Snipe Lint now.

[04:05:09] It's not even a Valorant, it's Snipe Lint.

[04:05:14] It's Neon Lint and Snipe Lint.

[04:05:17] What does that even mean, Sniplins?

[04:05:47] Oh

[04:05:54] I'm a HP. Yeah, fuck

[04:05:57] He's out though

[04:06:01] One enemy remaining

[04:06:07] I'm pissed

[04:06:11] I'm pissed

[04:06:13] Like bowl get this character out of the game

[04:06:17] Riot!

[04:06:19] Get this guy out of the game!

[04:06:24] Wanna buy me?

[04:06:27] Jack, can you pay me to perhaps sell a smoke?

[04:06:29] If you can buy me some smokes?

[04:06:36] Whoa, it's just, I don't know, like...

[04:06:40] Flash up around, flash up around.

[04:06:47] shit!

[04:06:48] Fuck it!

[04:06:51] MPA!

[04:06:54] That dude has a neon and...

[04:06:59] Face your fear!

[04:07:02] Omen 7.

[04:07:04] Omen TPD and I don't know where.

[04:07:05] Where's he man?

[04:07:06] I'm out of here.

[04:07:07] Why are we impersonating Muda?

[04:07:10] Do something original.

[04:07:11] Jesus Christ.

[04:07:12] Are you stupid? I am Muda.

[04:07:14] Dumbass.

[04:07:15] What?

[04:07:18] Like what are you a tough you guys sometimes hurt my fuck

[04:07:33] Apex legends on Tuesday, let me see did tini respond? It's probably I think I'm like literally Loki has data respawn is that low

[04:07:47] They were even dogged me in this round bro fate is just hard sniping

[04:08:08] I'm like entering like oh my god

[04:08:17] Yeah, we're done.

[04:08:27] Yeah, Valorant's just, uh, that game's dead.

[04:08:33] Give away a chat.

[04:08:34] I already told my chat I'm doing it tomorrow.

[04:08:36] I'm sorry, guys.

[04:08:37] I'll do it tomorrow.

[04:08:38] But I'm glad we did play Valorant for you guys, because you guys have been begging

[04:08:41] me for Valorant, which is, I can see why you guys like it, bro, but like, bro,

[04:08:44] Like bro, you guys gotta look at it from my perspective.

[04:08:46] Every game is a stream snipe.

[04:08:47] Every game is a win trade.

[04:08:49] So yeah, bro.

[04:09:01] Hello, man.

[04:09:03] Why are you guys saying you, bro?

[04:09:05] Stop saying you, bro.

[04:09:07] I'm not that, like, bro.

[04:09:10] Yo, by the way.

[04:09:13] Chet I'm sorry, bro. I have to tell y'all right now, bro

[04:09:18] Imagination this cologne has gotten me so much compliments, bro

[04:09:22] Yeah, it's not an ad it's not an ad you guys see I'm gonna get sponsored by Louis Vuitton

[04:09:45] one. Like you guys think I'm kites of that?

[04:09:48] Chat, I want you all to smell me real quick. Tell me if I smell good.

[04:09:55] Chat, tell me if I smell good. Go.

[04:09:59] Tell me if I smell good.

[04:10:01] Gags, you smell like ass.

[04:10:13] You smell like an Indian.

[04:10:15] Like.

[04:10:16] Ah.

[04:10:17] I don't know what to do about it.

[04:10:27] Josh, do we have honey garlic chicken?

[04:10:32] Chicken shishu-roo?

[04:10:35] Surfin' church.

[04:10:38] Low-key.

[04:10:39] I'm kind of in the mood for- does this look good to you guys, does this look good

[04:10:44] to you guys?

[04:10:46] Yo it's all saying mirror microwaves bro, meal prep seafood is the worst thing to eat

[04:11:16] why?

[04:11:17] Ted am I sexy?

[04:11:21] Yo, every time I turn the camera on you guys better be say holy chow.

[04:11:27] I am not that ugly bro stop bro holy shit bro I just dropped my phone bro relax bro

[04:11:38] I'm not that I'm not chow.

[04:11:42] Chat, what if I, uh, listen, what if,

[04:11:48] let me tell you something, girl, what if, chat,

[04:11:51] what if, you know, you're at the bar with your girls

[04:11:58] and you know, you look to your left

[04:12:01] and you see a tall man, six foot Arab that looks like me

[04:12:08] and he offers to buy you a drink.

[04:12:11] Would you guys let him buy you a drink?

[04:12:16] Yes or no?

[04:12:22] I'm gonna call the police.

[04:12:23] No, 911.

[04:12:26] Elf ears, no.

[04:12:29] I would rather kill myself than go out with you, Muda.

[04:12:41] Checking you guys out, check.

[04:13:00] Is my face really that long?

[04:13:09] I'm calling ice on you, Muda.

[04:13:13] I live in Canada, bro.

[04:13:14] And I'm also born here.

[04:13:16] Like, what are you saying?

[04:13:18] Like, what?

[04:13:20] Like, what?

[04:13:24] So if you guys were to look at me

[04:13:25] and I didn't tell you guys how old I was,

[04:13:27] how old would you guys guess I am?

[04:13:33] 45, 39, 53, 37, 57,

[04:13:39] 24, 28, 41.

[04:13:46] I'm 41!

[04:14:09] Chat, if you guys want to scan my QR code and get a, I don't know, enter a prize, I don't

[04:14:26] know, maybe even a million dollars, maybe y'all win a million dollars, bro, maybe y'all

[04:14:31] win a million dollars.

[04:14:32] Chat, my microwave is not even that long, bro, stop saying it's long.

[04:14:35] It's not even that long, bro.

[04:14:37] Chill out.

[04:14:38] chill out, alright chill out, anyway

[04:14:43] bro i won a lambo, you did not win a Lamborghini, did you actually?

[04:14:51] yo im gonna be honest bro, if yall want a lambo off my car, call it walaqi, im suing you

[04:14:56] im calling adan ross's lawyer and im suing you for my lambo, im gonna call

[04:15:02] i literally, i literally don't care, im getting my fucking lambo going that way or another

[04:15:06] Holy Jew! I'm not Jewish!

[04:15:11] Aiden doesn't know you? Excuse me. Hey Siri, call Aiden Ross.

[04:15:20] I don't see an Aiden Ross in your contact.

[04:15:30] Let's go downstairs.

[04:15:32] Um, I think it's how am I going to put this...

[04:15:49] Ah, it's hot. It's burning me, bro.

[04:16:02] Thank you.

[04:16:32] I

[04:16:41] Hello all right

[04:16:44] Chat you already know what time it is we watch something while I eat my food. All right

[04:16:50] Let's go

[04:16:53] See what you watch someone said the core boys went live

[04:17:02] That's nasty.

[04:17:03] Okay.

[04:17:04] Shall we?

[04:17:05] Alright, okay.

[04:17:06] I mean, I think for now, that's awesome.

[04:17:07] Oh, we gotta...

[04:17:08] Oh, we gotta do this.

[04:17:09] Oh, it's bullshit ass who?

[04:17:10] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[04:17:11] There's one.

[04:17:12] There's one.

[04:17:13] We're gonna make a shot.

[04:17:14] Everybody make a shot.

[04:17:15] Everybody make a shot.

[04:17:16] We all gotta make a shot in the road from way up front.

[04:17:17] I bet.

[04:17:18] I'll start.

[04:17:19] No, Ron, don't.

[04:17:20] Don't do that.

[04:17:21] You make Jake the best.

[04:17:22] You're a good player.

[04:17:23] You're a good player.

[04:17:24] You're a good player.

[04:17:25] You're a good player.

[04:17:26] You're a good player.

[04:17:27] You're a good player.

[04:17:28] You're a good player.

[04:17:29] You make Jake the future look handsome

[04:17:59] Everything's dolly though. Everything is absolutely dolly. Okay, my camera's just twisting. I don't know.

[04:18:09] Jesus, he's a fucking retard.

[04:18:12] Don't worry, camera. Whatever the fuck you want to do.

[04:18:15] Because, sad to remember, today's a low cortisol... Okay, Jesus.

[04:18:29] you

[04:18:59] you

[04:19:29] you

[04:19:59] you

[04:20:29] you

[04:20:59] I was shut I denied I denied joining core core boys chat because let me tell you

[04:21:27] I want to be a solo type of streamer chat, you know?

[04:21:33] I don't want to be mixed in with the core boys and the phase boys and the ANP, don't

[04:21:38] you know?

[04:21:39] I want to be alone, bro.

[04:21:40] I'm going to be honest, you didn't ask me for shit, I want to be honest, but you

[04:21:53] know I like LARPing, bro, you know I like LARPing.

[04:21:56] You guys know I like LARPing, bro.

[04:22:01] Chow, what are your guys' thoughts on neon, the streamers?

[04:22:11] Accidentally saying something only the killer would know.

[04:22:17] The police headquarters, 65-year-old retired Jay Roth arrives, seeking assistance.

[04:22:26] His pressing concern is the disappearance of his 53-year-old friend, Linda Riley.

[04:22:32] The mystery began the day before Linda was reported missing.

[04:22:35] Alerted by the continuous ringing of Linda's phone, her neighbor decided to check on her.

[04:22:40] The neighbor found Linda's house unlocked, but Linda was not there.

[04:22:44] Upon arrival, the police noted unusual signs at the scene.

[04:22:48] Linda's phone and purse were left in the house.

[04:22:51] Items she typically carried when leaving home.

[04:22:54] This detail suggested an abrupt departure or possible foul play.

[04:22:59] The Springfield Police Department can see

[04:23:05] Well, these videos make me uneasy.

[04:23:10] I don't like it.

[04:23:11] woman hides in the mall back in the hours.

[04:23:41] you

[04:23:44] So what do you think it's harder to be a cop an ambulance or

[04:23:49] Like a firefighter

[04:23:53] I got their coffee my third party side

[04:23:57] Keeps watching

[04:24:11] What's going on? Why are you in here so long?

[04:24:29] It's very difficult because you're supposed to get out there.

[04:24:32] Yeah.

[04:24:33] You're going to get out because now you're supposed to be arrested.

[04:24:35] For what?

[04:24:36] Uh, trespass.

[04:24:37] For what?

[04:24:38] For what?

[04:24:39] What hours

[04:24:56] You know your first-last-name date of birth don't give us a fake name or anything because you're gonna get arrested

[04:25:09] I shot with or full what I think you know this child this you got to write in the better language in your data bar

[04:25:17] Try to do it nice and neat

[04:25:28] The 92 yeah, same birthday's

[04:25:30] Your last name is Simmons. S-I-M-M-I-N-S?

[04:25:39] I-N-S?

[04:25:40] Okay. S-I-M-M-O-N-S?

[04:25:46] I can just run a little quicker here.

[04:25:49] We can do that. Whatever you want.

[04:25:51] Yo.

[04:25:57] Can we not spam Muda Calling or Muda Raid, please?

[04:26:00] Before my entire arm goes into my brand new OLED monitor, please.

[04:26:06] I just don't have any radio signal right now.

[04:26:14] Try not to touch it.

[04:26:15] How is this video stretched out to 35 minutes though?

[04:26:44] Why does cop videos all like 30 minutes long though, but I'm not sitting here and watching a 30-minute video or an hour of it

[04:26:50] Like see this is not bad sick talk prank gets man arrested on six felony charges

[04:26:57] No, this is W. Now this I'm down for

[04:27:01] I think this is like a TikTok thing.

[04:27:15] It is a TikTok thing.

[04:27:16] I clocked it immediately.

[04:27:17] It's nice.

[04:27:18] You're jumping back.

[04:27:19] It's easy for you to do this for the wrong guys.

[04:27:20] Or if I was having a bad day, then they're going to get hurt.

[04:27:26] When a TikTok prank draws millions of views online, a young influencer sets out to top

[04:27:31] it with an even bitter viral hit.

[04:27:34] But after one stunt spirals into chaos and violence, the attention it brings is not

[04:27:39] the kind he had in mind.

[04:27:42] This is our shaking video.

[04:27:44] Chats, watches.

[04:27:45] Sammy Police!

[04:27:46] Come to the front door!

[04:27:47] Nothing in your hands!

[04:27:48] The following is based on official police records to date, and some of the footage

[04:27:52] has never been seen before until now.

[04:27:55] note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent and less and until proven

[04:27:59] guilty in a court of law.

[04:28:01] On March 17, 2025, police in Tempe, Arizona, respond to a Chipotle after the manager, Emma,

[04:28:08] reported an unusual encounter at the restaurant.

[04:28:11] I'm assuming you're Emma?

[04:28:12] Yeah.

[04:28:13] And something would happen?

[04:28:14] Yeah, I can show you videos.

[04:28:15] I had a customer.

[04:28:16] You think this was like a TikTok thing?

[04:28:18] It is a TikTok thing.

[04:28:19] I clocked it immediately.

[04:28:22] Yeah, it was just like crafting and just getting in the face and stuff your personal sides have been lacking

[04:28:28] So I'm here to make sure you guys are staying in check

[04:28:32] I'm gonna clean out go ahead and bring in the guys

[04:28:52] The

[04:29:16] group of fake workers all appear to be dressed in Chipotle branded hats and t-shirts.

[04:29:21] Emma claims that business was disrupted by the group's behavior, some of which was captured

[04:29:26] on video by an employee and customer.

[04:29:51] It was delicious.

[04:29:53] Yeah.

[04:29:54] Stopped over here guys?

[04:29:58] Good job sir, I appreciate that.

[04:30:01] I want to go back to that champion.

[04:30:03] Yeah, that's right.

[04:30:11] Oh my God.

[04:30:13] You want the incident documented or they're gone?

[04:30:33] I mean they're gone so I guess it's fine.

[04:30:35] I don't know if we need a document in it or not.

[04:30:38] So too?

[04:30:39] However you want it?

[04:30:40] I mean there's not much to do about it.

[04:30:42] It's fine.

[04:30:43] By the time police arrived, the video had already begun circulating online, and it didn't take long for Emma to locate the source.

[04:30:50] Oh, this is the TikTok guy, actually. His name is... This is his TikTok.

[04:30:55] That's in a gene.

[04:30:56] Holy shit, this cop is like fucking Jax.

[04:30:59] He's been going around a whole bunch of different stores.

[04:31:01] The TikTok account at Terra Clout is owned by 24-year-old Heston James Cobb. On both...

[04:31:07] Do any of y'all know this guy or watch this guy or ever seen a video of this guy?

[04:31:11] TikTok and Instagram has been gained a following by pranking employees at recognizable stores,

[04:31:17] including Target, Michael's Home Depot and Best Buy.

[04:31:21] His Instagram reels alone have been collectively viewed over 700 million times.

[04:31:34] According to police records, no formal report was taken on this incident.

[04:31:39] As it stood, no one was harmed or assaulted and nothing was damaged or taken from the

[04:31:43] restaurant.

[04:31:44] Less than four months later, however, Tempe officers would once again hear the name Heston

[04:31:49] James.

[04:31:50] On July 2, 2025, Heston and his group appeared at a Jiffy Lube auto shop.

[04:31:55] This time the fake workers donned blue jumpsuits, carried tools, and pretended to work on

[04:32:00] cars, as captured on both an employee's phone and the company's security cameras.

[04:32:05] Yo, I mean, bro, holy shit.

[04:32:26] Those are the low key kind of weird, bro.

[04:32:28] I'm not gonna lie, but holy fuck.

[04:32:30] This is actually absolutely fucking insane.

[04:32:31] Like, I mean, I imagine,

[04:32:33] to imagine you're the one working, working on a car

[04:32:35] and then 30 people get out of a van

[04:32:38] and they all jump on the car

[04:32:39] that you were supposed to work.

[04:32:40] I don't know about that.

[04:32:41] I don't know about that.

[04:32:42] I don't know about that.

[04:32:44] It's hard, it's weird fuck.

[04:32:46] I think low key weird, like,

[04:32:48] should you get arrested for this?

[04:32:50] Or should you get like, like how do you handle this?

[04:32:52] Everyone, everyone!

[04:32:54] Everyone, come on!

[04:32:56] Everyone, come on!

[04:32:58] Everyone, come on!

[04:33:00] Everyone, come on!

[04:33:02] I got a bunch of guys.

[04:33:04] According to police records, no one was assaulted, nothing was stolen or damaged.

[04:33:09] And if Heston recorded anything, it wasn't published to his social media platforms.

[04:33:14] But, he was far from finished.

[04:33:16] The next day, Heston's group targeted three more auto shops,

[04:33:19] including one owned by a man named Dave, who shares his fears that their actions will quickly lead to dangerous consequences if they aren't stopped.

[04:33:27] These idiots are gonna do this to the wrong guys.

[04:33:31] Or if I just have a bad day, then they're gonna get hurt.

[04:33:35] Officers learned that those concerns became a reality during the group's final prank of the day when they were dispatched to a pet boys after a 911 caller reported a strong arm robbery.

[04:33:45] Hello.

[04:33:45] Hi.

[04:33:46] Have you guys seen these two before or anything?

[04:33:49] miles. Err, how many were there? 15. 15. 10 to 15 guys. Whatever fits in that van. It was loaded.

[04:33:55] Seriously? Yes. Oh, all right.

[04:33:59] It's loaded. Nothing that we've ever seen before. Okay.

[04:34:01] I don't need for being sprained. You guys are sad about bringing the Lincoln sunlight camera.

[04:34:05] Cool. I will like. That was serious.

[04:34:08] Though they had no working cameras, the manager's account of what happened

[04:34:11] closely mirrors a video Heston posted to TikTok, showing the same prank unfolding at

[04:34:16] at a different auto shop.

[04:34:18] Just like in the video, the pet boys manager claims they were approached by two young men

[04:34:22] who said they were from corporate.

[04:34:23] I'm just gonna be bringing in all my guys, cause you guys have been doing a really slow

[04:34:27] job of getting multiple complaints.

[04:34:29] I'm from corporate, I told you, so they have the spots I'm calling my guys and they're

[04:34:33] gonna be working on all these hard parts.

[04:34:35] They're not?

[04:34:36] Get to calling them.

[04:34:37] Oh, get to calling them?

[04:34:38] All right, let's see.

[04:34:39] They're over here.

[04:34:40] I think there's them right here.

[04:34:42] Come on, come on, come on.

[04:34:45] Come on, come on, everyone, everyone, come on, come on!

[04:34:49] Come on, everyone, get in there, get to work!

[04:34:51] An employee of the pet boys described,

[04:34:53] Bro, that would probably be the most scary as shit ever.

[04:34:57] But if you're old, how do you know that's a prank?

[04:34:59] Like, how do you know that you're not gonna get jumped

[04:35:01] by 30 teenagers that ever to fuck you up?

[04:35:04] Seeing the group pile out of the van

[04:35:06] much in the same way.

[04:35:07] It was a full science, like, passenger van

[04:35:10] that holds like 15 people.

[04:35:12] There was a ton of them coming out,

[04:35:13] the second final cards one after another all of them fire irons tools of some

[04:35:22] sort weapons

[04:35:29] and I saw him go does any of this shit happen like the EU by the way like

[04:35:34] Does any of this shit happen in the EU at all?

[04:35:37] It does, and they forced their way in.

[04:35:39] They forced the way through.

[04:35:42] They touched, yeah.

[04:35:43] Bo-Chai, if this happened in the EU,

[04:35:45] what do y'all think would happen to the people?

[04:35:47] So they pushed, and they pushed, yeah?

[04:35:49] I did.

[04:35:49] They might not have been with hands here,

[04:35:52] could have been with shoulders,

[04:35:53] but I was moved out of the way so that they contained hands.

[04:35:57] In the TikTok recording,

[04:35:59] the fake employees can be seen carrying in tools,

[04:36:01] which they use as they pretend to work on the cars

[04:36:04] under Heston's instruction.

[04:36:05] Yo, everyone, take that tie-off.

[04:36:07] Take that tie-off, please.

[04:36:08] Ah, I got something here.

[04:36:10] Everyone, check the oil, check the oil.

[04:36:13] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[04:36:15] Get the f*** out of here.

[04:36:16] Everyone, hand your f*** out of here.

[04:36:18] Get under there, get under there.

[04:36:19] All right, y'all done.

[04:36:21] Oh, no.

[04:36:22] Get out of here.

[04:36:25] Get out.

[04:36:26] Yeah, hold it.

[04:36:27] Nice, nice.

[04:36:28] Good job, everybody.

[04:36:29] Good.

[04:36:30] My question is chat are they actually like my question is are they actually like

[04:36:38] Taking off the tires and like doing shit to the cars or they just trolling

[04:36:54] Though the recorded incident ended in a clean getaway for the pranksters the one at pet boys

[04:37:00] took a very different turn.

[04:37:02] The manager explains that when the fake employees began

[04:37:05] trying to work on customers' cars,

[04:37:06] he armed himself with a torque wrench

[04:37:08] and told them all to leave.

[04:37:10] Everybody out.

[04:37:11] Get the hell out of this shop.

[04:37:13] Get out of here.

[04:37:14] They were backing Alex, and Alex, the manager,

[04:37:16] was in front of the van.

[04:37:17] They started moving towards it.

[04:37:18] So I took the probe on a hit-the-wind shield

[04:37:20] to get the driver to stop against the gas on there.

[04:37:23] According to the employee, the windshield,

[04:37:25] as well as both the driver and passenger side windows

[04:37:28] were shattered before the group escaped.

[04:37:30] After interviewing other employees officers learned that one of the pranksters took a

[04:37:34] tire iron that belonged to the store, and another shoved a technician during a physical

[04:37:39] altercation.

[04:37:40] According to police records, one of the videos had amassed roughly 8.9 million views by

[04:37:45] mid-July.

[04:37:50] Along with 448,000 likes and over 4,000 comments, the detective later spoke with Dave the

[04:37:56] owner of one of the targeted auto shops who emphasized the impact the video seemed to have on the employees.

[04:38:02] The tire store that he hit, the one that actually got posted, that's the big grand

[04:38:06] tire there on Southern and Mill? Yes. Do you need to go and talk to that kid?

[04:38:12] He has people driving by his location and heckling him as he's trying to work it out

[04:38:19] in the last week. Oh wow. He was the one that actually in the video reached down and linked

[04:38:24] the kid out from underneath the car because the engine was just sitting there balanced

[04:38:31] on a two-by-four because the transmission was out of the car and he didn't want that kid getting

[04:38:35] crushed. Oh Jesus. This problem in the car and stuff, your buddy lean against the right rack,

[04:38:40] he pushes that thing down. You think that kid's gonna think it was funny at that one that

[04:38:45] he killed his friend? Probably not. One week later on July 23rd, 2025, police prepare to arrest

[04:38:52] 24-year-old Heston James at his home and executed a search warrant. They had food

[04:38:57] delivered about 10 minutes ago so there are people home.

[04:39:03] Can't be police department we have a search warrant you come to the front

[04:39:06] door with nothing in your hands.

[04:39:09] There's something. Yes. Hey guys you know you're inside we have a search warrant for the residents you have to come to the front door.

[04:39:17] Which I thought you can't get a warrant for someone's I've heard from somewhere that you can't just get a warrant for no reason

[04:39:26] What do y'all like?

[04:39:34] For their arrest oh, yeah, they stole I forgot I forgot

[04:39:39] All kinds of stuff moving inside

[04:39:43] It's the police if she didn't steal do you do they still have probable cause to give them words even if they didn't steal

[04:39:56] We have a search warrant

[04:39:59] Yeah, open the door and I'll show it to you

[04:40:02] We don't negotiate open the door and I'll show it to you. I have it here open the door and I'll show it to you

[04:40:08] What's that? It's for the house. I have a street form for the house. It's signed by a judge at the

[04:40:14] Superior Court. You got to come outside. You need to come outside. It doesn't matter who we're

[04:40:21] looking for. We have a warrant for the house. Come outside and I'll show it to you. Okay. No

[04:40:27] So we have a search point for the house right now you're under arrest, okay?

[04:40:43] You're under arrest for two different things, disorderly conduct, stress passing, criminal

[04:40:50] impersonation of burglary.

[04:40:53] What's the, why are you searching the house though, what's that to do with it?

[04:40:56] Let me show you the search warrant, but if it shows up to the case, then we have.

[04:40:59] Okay.

[04:41:00] So it's the pranks that we've been doing.

[04:41:02] Like all over at the auto shops and at the Napoleon stuff.

[04:41:05] I'm not going to say anything to the lawyer president.

[04:41:08] That's fine, but I'll show you the search warrant, but we do have a warrant for the house.

[04:41:10] To grab some things out of there, I'll show you the warrant.

[04:41:12] What we're looking for is on that warrant, okay?

[04:41:14] Eston states that he lives with two other roommates, but he isn't sure if either

[04:41:18] of them are currently home.

[04:41:20] Officers cautiously clear the house one room at a time.

[04:41:23] Yeah, if you want to you want to pop it

[04:41:40] If you're in here you need to come out with your hands up

[04:41:44] Oh, hey, put your hands up your head

[04:41:46] So this is the motherfucker behind the pranks bro, are you dead ass this is the guy

[04:41:54] Are you fucking see it bro? Who is this?

[04:41:59] Who the fuck is this bro? Who is this? Who is this? This is the gooner. This is the gooner mastermind

[04:42:06] This is the gooner mastermind

[04:42:08] Face away from me

[04:42:10] Face away. Yep. Yeah hands cross your hairs

[04:42:14] I mean, geez, I don't put a shirt on your left face the house.

[04:42:26] What is happening?

[04:42:30] Yeah.

[04:42:31] So we have a search warrant for the house, you're not going to make an announcement

[04:42:34] for a while.

[04:42:35] Did you not hear us?

[04:42:36] No.

[04:42:37] Okay.

[04:42:38] My boyfriend this year, I was just chilling out his place.

[04:42:42] The man who identifies himself as Forrest explains he's been playing video games while

[04:42:52] wearing headphones which is why he didn't hear the announcements.

[04:42:55] He confirms that Jake and Heston's other roommate are out, leaving the house now empty.

[04:43:00] During the search officers find Meta AI glasses likely used to record the pranks, as well

[04:43:05] as uniforms bearing the logos of multiple businesses, including Chick-fil-A, UPS, Target, Home

[04:43:12] Home Depot and Raising Kings.

[04:43:14] Along with these items police uncover what appears to be Heston's journal, detailing

[04:43:18] his goals and plans.

[04:43:20] Two months before the Chipotle incident he writes, I have no other choice but to make

[04:43:24] this work by any means possible.

[04:43:27] I will give my family the best life due to my hard work.

[04:43:30] I cannot afford to miss a single day.

[04:43:32] This is my year.

[04:43:34] With Heston facing multiple charges a day.

[04:43:42] I have the same thing. I have the same thing. I have a journal too. Like I have a journal

[04:43:54] slash like manifesting journal and I like to put my goals in there. But like right mentality

[04:44:00] but wrong work bro wrong work wrong work like like right mentality wrong work like

[04:44:08] Look, go out record daily, fix the issue, post all the videos, think of video ideas, and go do them.

[04:44:16] But like, this is good writing, this is good.

[04:44:19] But like, horrible work bro, horrible work.

[04:44:24] Be Heston's journal, detailing his goals and plans.

[04:44:29] If you don't go out record, you need to make clips out of old videos and post them as shorts to make up for the content.

[04:44:34] Two months before the Chipotle...

[04:44:36] All my goals will be met this year, I will make it, and there's nobody who can stop me from doing it.

[04:44:41] Incidentally right.

[04:44:43] Other than myself.

[04:44:44] I have no other choice but to make this work by any means possible.

[04:44:48] I will give my family the best life due to my hard work.

[04:44:51] I cannot afford to miss a single day.

[04:44:53] This is my year.

[04:44:55] With Heston facing multiple charges, Dave questioned whether or not there would also be consequences for those who helped him.

[04:45:01] All the 20 people that were a part of it.

[04:45:04] They all need to be charged with trespassing and criminal mischief.

[04:45:09] Which is a little bit more difficult because obviously they're not even identified.

[04:45:12] That's the hard part.

[04:45:14] He probably paid these guys.

[04:45:16] And I'm almost probably going to say, well, I'll just take this and go with it.

[04:45:20] I don't know why all of them look like that package.

[04:45:23] Their hair, yeah.

[04:45:25] According to court documents, 24-year-old Heston James Cobb was indicted on three counts of felony burglary in the third degree.

[04:45:32] three counts of felony criminal impersonation,

[04:45:35] two counts of criminal trespass in the second degree,

[04:45:38] and five counts of disorderly conduct.

[04:45:40] He entered a plea of not guilty and the case is still ongoing.

[04:45:44] At this time it is unknown if any of the other participants are being

[04:45:47] investigated or will face charges. Get the full story without the restriction.

[04:45:52] So, Jack, is he gonna go to jail? Like, or no? What do y'all think?

[04:45:57] Is he gonna go to jail for a long time or no? What do y'all think?

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[04:46:15] Damn. I don't think this deserves jail time, but I think that's like a nice wake-up call,

[04:46:22] like bro, like do some other content, don't ask, you know?

[04:46:26] Like I don't think it requires jail time, but I think definitely like a charge like a

[04:46:37] $20,000 charge or like or parole or what's the one chat what's that one job what's that

[04:46:44] one thing?

[04:46:45] Life on parole?

[04:46:46] No, that's not the one though.

[04:46:47] The community service like fucking 5,000 hours of community service, so she likes

[04:46:51] Yeah, community service or a big, big, big, big fine or a criminal record so we then do that again, but jail time.

[04:47:00] I just think he's retarded, bro.

[04:47:02] You know?

[04:47:08] Alright, that was good eats.

[04:47:12] What horror game are you doing later?

[04:47:14] I'm going to do one of these.

[04:47:17] Let's actually open up steam.

[04:47:20] One of the uh, fuck.

[04:47:22] One of the uh, chat do y'all want League of Legends or Rocket League?

[04:47:25] What do y'all want?

[04:47:27] Before we do horror games.

[04:47:28] Because we're gonna do horror games in a second.

[04:47:31] Chilas Art.

[04:47:32] Yeah, we're gonna do uh, we're gonna do Chilas Art Chat, chat we're gonna do Chilas

[04:47:38] Art.

[04:47:39] Mods, Rota Pull, I promised you guys Valorant today which I did and I also promised

[04:47:44] you guys horror which we're gonna do.

[04:47:46] I'm not a part-time shooter, bro. I'd like to do eight hours. So

[04:47:51] Horror game we're gonna do parasocial

[04:47:55] But what is one chat y'all won't rock a league or League of Legends won't key I want League of Legends

[04:48:01] But it's up to y'all which album. All right, give me one second. All right

[04:48:04] Give me one second

[04:48:05] I gotta go put my food away because I am not as in gold, bro. All right, I like to be clean

[04:48:10] All right, I like to be clean chat and get to know each other, you know

[04:48:13] Don't ask each other this age, how big your dick is, how small your dick is, ask each

[04:48:18] other if you're chopped.

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[05:03:13] What the fuck was that?

[05:03:29] Bro, actually they got fucking swatted on the first day?

[05:03:37] How?

[05:03:38] How is this is this adopts adopts Jason, Ron,

[05:03:52] now they have five stars.

[05:03:57] Well, how many times do they get fucking swaned?

[05:04:00] I heard not I've heard but I remember when a swatting used to be a very big thing in

[05:04:14] So wait, should we wait for the tournament or not?

[05:04:22] Should we wait for the tournament or not?

[05:04:34] But I heard that XQC would get swatted a lot back in his like big, big, big, like, like,

[05:04:49] like his come up.

[05:04:50] Was that true?

[05:04:51] Really?

[05:04:52] Really?

[05:04:59] Does SQC still get slaughtered chat to this day or no?

[05:05:14] I don't even know, I just can't stand how they got swatted bro.

[05:05:35] That's actually first day.

[05:05:38] I'm sending ice to your house.

[05:05:41] Like what the fuck?

[05:05:57] Why are you saying Rip Lazy bro?

[05:06:00] No you guys are so stupid bro stop

[05:06:11] Damn that's actually crazy. How did they know that we got swat in the first place?

[05:06:17] How did they know they got swat in the first place?

[05:06:27] You should have got us swatted

[05:06:30] Why are they all saying that?

[05:06:31] I don't know, I don't know.

[05:06:32] Huh?

[05:06:33] I don't know.

[05:06:34] Cops.

[05:06:38] I gotta hide my pole.

[05:06:40] I'm gonna hide my knuckle!

[05:06:42] I'm gonna hide my stick!

[05:06:48] Jesus, Louise!

[05:06:50] I don't have a gun!

[05:06:52] Poor body.

[05:06:54] Listen, bro, look at the new room.

[05:06:55] Hey, fuck the police, bro.

[05:06:56] We don't give a fuck.

[05:06:57] Hey, look at this.

[05:06:59] Who makes more money? Ron or Klicks?

[05:07:03] Bro, chat, we gotta fuckin' look what Boba decorated.

[05:07:05] Jason saw the cops in the window?

[05:07:09] Check Jason's VOD?

[05:07:18] Yo, yo!

[05:07:19] Oh, quick!

[05:07:20] Yeah!

[05:07:21] Oh, God.

[05:07:23] Did you guys wake up to see me punch the shit out of Jason?

[05:07:27] Oh, no.

[05:07:28] Did you guys hear?

[05:07:29] I heard you, dude.

[05:07:30] You texted me the next morning, you're like,

[05:07:31] bro, I got stomach cramps.

[05:07:33] Yeah.

[05:07:34] Yo, tell me, I come to the crib.

[05:07:37] I come to the crib, I come inside, he's like,

[05:07:39] oh my god, already?

[05:07:43] Yo, I can't get it out of here.

[05:07:45] Yo!

[05:07:47] Yo!

[05:07:49] Yo!

[05:07:50] Quick!

[05:07:51] Yo!

[05:07:52] Yo!

[05:07:52] Holy fuck, how many fucking,

[05:07:54] well, that's probably so scary.

[05:07:56] Oh my god!

[05:07:58] Oh my God!

[05:08:01] Oh my God!

[05:08:03] Oh my God!

[05:08:05] It's like I can see it from the top of the hill.

[05:08:07] What do we do? What do we do with this stuff?

[05:08:09] No, where's my phone?

[05:08:13] Joey!

[05:08:20] I gotta get down. I gotta get down.

[05:08:23] Oh man, this one.

[05:08:25] What are you doing? Stop, stop, stop.

[05:08:28] Oh my god, you're there!

[05:08:30] You're in pain!

[05:08:32] No!

[05:08:33] Y'all guys!

[05:08:34] Bull!

[05:08:36] I don't scream, maybe?

[05:08:38] Yeah.

[05:08:39] I don't believe that.

[05:08:40] Oh, but I'm gonna fuck around and stay young and reach in.

[05:08:48] You're flying it!

[05:08:49] No!

[05:08:50] I'm flying it!

[05:08:55] No, that's not true!

[05:08:58] Yo!

[05:09:04] I have to open my chair!

[05:09:08] Open my chair!

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[05:18:28] If you mind it now, I don't wanna be too nowhere, no

[05:18:32] I won't run out of time, and no

[05:18:35] I know I'm not strong, the strong isn't gonna hang in my mouth from me

[05:18:40] Thinkin' of the passenger side of this best friend's ride

[05:18:43] Trying to holler at me

[05:18:45] I know I'm not strong, the strong isn't gonna hang in my mouth from me

[05:18:49] How do y'all know this song, bro?

[05:18:51] Thinkin' of the passenger side of this best friend's ride

[05:18:53] Trying to holler at me

[05:18:55] But it's gonna be and I know that it cannot uproot me

[05:18:59] Nothing to do right now, then it's gonna be like that

[05:19:02] She can't give without their beat, that's so no

[05:19:05] I don't want your number, no

[05:19:08] I don't wanna give you mine, I know

[05:19:10] I don't wanna need to know where, no

[05:19:13] I want money on time

[05:19:15] I don't want no stuff

[05:19:17] As well as a dollar game, getting all up from me

[05:19:21] I'm thinking that the passenger side got this desperate time

[05:19:24] Try to try to all the enemy

[05:19:26] I don't want to know stuff

[05:19:28] As well as I gotta get in the love from there

[05:19:32] I'm just gonna listen to your side

[05:19:34] I'm just gonna spend a side

[05:19:36] Try to all the enemy car

[05:19:38] You're walking old yourself

[05:19:40] Talk to me, you need to live at home

[05:19:42] Be honest

[05:19:44] Do y'all think I'm gonna win this tournament?

[05:19:46] Yes or no?

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[05:19:52] And that

[05:20:00] W day one Jesus

[05:20:07] That she insane bro

[05:20:14] The Timmy respond no bro

[05:20:16] It's probably crazy. I mean if it's not Timmy, we get paid.

[05:20:46] I don't want no stuff Scrabble for everything

[05:20:50] Ain't no love from me Ain't no love from your side

[05:20:53] I just get so Tried to haul it at me

[05:20:58] You wanna go, smile, it's gotta be Ain't no love from me

[05:21:02] Ain't no love from your side It's best to stay inside

[05:21:05] Tried to haul it at me Ain't no love from me

[05:21:09] Ain't no love from me Ain't no love from your side

[05:21:14] I got this bitch trying to get her on her abby

[05:21:18] I don't want no scar, the scrub is all her way

[05:21:21] With no help from me

[05:21:23] I'm hanging up a person here

[05:21:24] I got this bitch trying to get her on her abby

[05:21:28] I don't want no scar, the scrub is all her way

[05:21:31] With no help from me

[05:21:33] Hanging up a person here

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[05:22:09] I just why do you leave what happened

[05:22:39] So one gold 10 seconds in and he leaves

[05:23:20] That is just, bro, yeah, there's just so many losers in this video game, or in life, I guess.

[05:23:36] I mean, I'm gonna hop my ass on League of Legends, I guess.

[05:23:41] Like what the fuck?

[05:23:42] It was almost like what the fuck?

[05:23:44] It's the second time it's happened.

[05:23:47] That's the second time that's happened.

[05:23:49] In a row. In a row. It's the second time it's happened in a row, bro. The fuck?

[05:23:54] Hey, look at the corp, Chad. Look at the corp Twitter.

[05:23:57] What happened on the corp Twitter? They posted the POE. No way, the corp Twitter.

[05:24:00] Who are in that? Drew?

[05:24:02] Ah, no. I was told the phone was in my chair.

[05:24:05] Jesus. Are we playing horror later? Yes, Chad. Yes, we are. Yes, we are.

[05:24:11] Yes, we are, Chad. Yes, we are.

[05:24:15] Let me call Mingo. Let's see it. Let's see.

[05:24:21] You've located a bomb.

[05:24:22] Guys, we're playing Siege Cup! Let's play!

[05:24:24] Wow! Okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't know if I want to see each cup.

[05:24:27] What's a Siege Cup?

[05:24:30] Jinx the Undersport. Who guided Chid 100?

[05:24:33] Chat, what's a Siege Cup?

[05:24:39] Why don't you play with them? I can't. I'm banned.

[05:24:41] I know, I know, I wish I wasn't banned either, shah, but what can we do, bro? It's all good.

[05:24:51] I don't want you unburned out, I don't wanna...

[05:25:11] I

[05:25:26] Yeah

[05:25:41] I get a feeling that I'll never, never, never

[05:25:45] Tell me if I feel a-boken, no, no, if I get a reveal, yeah

[05:25:50] Oh, oh, oh, sometimes I get a reveal, yeah

[05:25:56] I get a feeling that I'll never, never, never

[05:26:00] Tell me if I feel a-boken, no, no, if I get a reveal, yeah

[05:26:05] If I can't, I'm gonna leave my mother when she's praying

[05:26:08] What happened?

[05:26:18] Of course they picked the sexiest one

[05:26:25] Oh my god

[05:26:29] Holy shit

[05:26:30] Shit.

[05:26:38] Bro, that's actually crazy.

[05:26:42] But like that's actually insane.

[05:26:45] full that's actually like scary but like what happens if like I don't even know

[05:27:03] like bro what if a cop like I don't even know so much shit could go wrong so

[05:27:11] How much shit could go wrong, Chad?

[05:27:12] Wait, what do you think of the upstairs stairs as a camera?

[05:27:15] Oh, Drew! Drew fucking was walking down the stairs

[05:27:19] just fell flat on his ass.

[05:27:20] What the hell? We all burst out laughing.

[05:27:23] But that should slip you.

[05:27:25] Don't do it, Chad. Don't do it.

[05:27:27] I'm talking live, bro.

[05:27:30] Chad, what's bigger?

[05:27:32] What's up, bro?

[05:27:33] You got a wheel going, or?

[05:27:34] I got it out of this shit!

[05:27:35] What's going on?

[05:27:36] Two-story human APC in there.

[05:27:38] What's Lacey's setup look like on his camera?

[05:27:41] I see

[05:27:53] Oh my god, it's gonna do the kaisenat method. It's gonna do the kaisenat method

[05:28:11] Muda, you look sexier today.

[05:28:19] What is your hair care routine?

[05:28:23] What do y'all mean?

[05:28:29] Am I- I think- why y'all saying swatted?

[05:28:32] What do y'all say- why y'all saying real voice?

[05:28:33] What do y'all mean by that?

[05:28:34] What do y'all mean by real voice?

[05:28:36] Hello?

[05:28:37] Yo!

[05:28:38] I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't want to know I don't know

[05:28:55] League of Legends.

[05:29:02] I'm going to put some horror games out for this, China, I got to go at 9 o'clock, China,

[05:29:13] I got to go at 9 o'clock today, okay?

[05:29:17] 9 o'clock.

[05:29:18] China, I got to go at 9 o'clock today because I have to look at this house.

[05:29:24] I have to look at the house.

[05:29:26] I'm gonna go see a house. Hopefully I like the chat because Loki is getting...

[05:29:29] I'm getting a little scared, bro.

[05:29:31] Wait, is it the same girl I am on?

[05:29:34] No, it's not.

[05:29:36] I don't wanna...

[05:29:38] No.

[05:29:39] Restart your voice.

[05:29:44] Wait, I forgot to buy items.

[05:29:54] My friends are my power

[05:30:11] That is my voice back or is it still like high-pitched

[05:30:54] I

[05:31:06] Know fuck you

[05:31:24] I

[05:31:38] Just my voice back yes or no, it's my voice back yes or no

[05:31:47] Jesus still call it back

[05:31:54] I'll find a way for us to survive, I have to.

[05:32:13] School won't teach you how to fight.

[05:32:16] I'm down for that shoes or no chat shoes or no shoes

[05:32:32] I'll tell you about it whatever

[05:32:34] John you played so bad I mean guys come on bro I'm not the best at this game y'all know this

[05:32:41] bro shut up bro band 9c with the tier one gift i love you bro god bless you

[05:32:57] for my last hits are disgusting but they're actually disgusting they're gonna get banned

[05:33:11] chat what are you doing the thing is that I'm still to be honest in the works

[05:33:19] like they I don't know bro China rank one seems cool getting rank getting the

[05:33:29] top break in every video game scene seems cool like I'm not really

[05:33:59] like we like it like there's a little bit there they're there they're there

[05:34:03] there

[05:34:05] holy fuck man I gotta start reading more books on my life on everything I love

[05:34:12] and I start reading more books but anyway but what I was trying to say was

[05:34:16] yeah bro I think there's gonna be a time for everything

[05:34:29] What? I can see me in that mold? Are you serious?

[05:34:59] Well my character is like so OP with minion farming, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:35:27] Okay, let's see.

[05:35:56] Do you still play Valorant?

[05:35:59] Yes, I just don't play it 8 hours a day anymore.

[05:36:01] I was playing it this morning.

[05:36:03] I can't, it's impossible.

[05:36:04] I get sniped every game.

[05:36:06] It's literally impossible.

[05:36:08] It's like, I'd rather do cocaine and every jug in the world and see if I can survive

[05:36:16] on stream than I could get for 8 hours.

[05:36:19] It's impossible.

[05:36:20] I can't.

[05:36:21] You know, it's really impossible.

[05:36:27] I can't believe I get paid for 8 hours in a month.

[05:36:29] They ruined it.

[05:36:30] The sheeps have just kind of ruined it for me.

[05:36:33] Bye.

[05:36:34] Am I just dead?

[05:36:41] Much dead

[05:37:11] I don't want you on my mind though.

[05:37:21] Yeah lowkey, I mean...

[05:37:24] Ooh, W.

[05:37:27] Yeah, I mean chat we'll see.

[05:37:31] Worst comes to worst, we'll literally just do everything.

[05:37:34] We'll do a road to China, rank one.

[05:37:37] And then we'll also do like, you know, every other game as well.

[05:37:43] I can do it all, bro. I can do it all.

[05:37:52] This character is so annoying, Chai. Is the character inversing even good at the- even good? Is it even a good character?

[05:37:58] That's your character, yeah, really?

[05:38:28] Yo, this character is like, oh my god, so aides.

[05:39:11] I know bull the thing is chat I panic and waste my flash and ignite when I don't know

[05:39:35] I don't know if I can get to kill 100% or not, I get scared bro.

[05:39:41] Like Jai panics sometimes bro.

[05:40:35] Where'd the other one go? What the fuck?

[05:40:38] Chat, where'd the other guys go?

[05:40:45] Oh, ETP'd. How?

[05:40:52] Could be better, but still good. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know what just happened.

[05:41:05] Oh, is it TP Summoner Spell? I don't even know what that is.

[05:41:09] Like this? Like a flash?

[05:41:11] A flash and ignite? Is that what you mean?

[05:41:21] Ah...

[05:41:23] Damn, what's the timer on that TP?

[05:41:25] Cause I swear, I thought I was like right close to him.

[05:41:35] An enemy has been slain

[05:41:56] Four seconds to TP isn't that OP? Is that not OP chat?

[05:42:05] Why would he fight him under the tower?

[05:42:09] Are we feeding?

[05:42:10] What the fuck?

[05:42:11] They're just trolling.

[05:42:14] I mean was that- why would he do that?

[05:42:27] What was that supposed to do?

[05:42:29] Do I help him there?

[05:42:30] I- I don't know what to do there.

[05:42:31] I don't know what to do there.

[05:42:36] I don't know. Shadowflamerstormsearchchat, which one?

[05:42:48] Shadow?

[05:43:01] has been swinging damn blush pretty stupid at all I don't know what to do

[05:43:16] there but

[05:43:31] Activate 2 now when you get into a fight.

[05:43:37] Yeah, I keep forgetting I have Hex.

[05:44:16] Oh I did not see the tower. I did not see the tower. I did not see the tower. I

[05:44:26] thought that was the tower. I did not know that was the tower. Oh my god. That's

[05:44:35] just like I can't get mad at myself. I didn't even know that. I'm not gonna get

[05:44:38] mad at myself. I'm not gonna get mad at myself.

[05:44:43] Yeah, I'm not even gonna get mad at myself, I don't even know that.

[05:45:13] I want to see you fighting for your life.

[05:45:19] Your friend has been destroyed.

[05:45:21] Stop an 18.

[05:45:32] An enemy has been slain.

[05:45:35] My friends are my power.

[05:45:43] No.

[05:45:45] No.

[05:45:47] Okay, he trades, he trades, he trades, he trades, he trades, he trades, he trades, right?

[05:46:00] He trades.

[05:46:01] There's no way he doesn't trade, right?

[05:46:03] Right?

[05:46:04] Oh my god.

[05:46:06] Was that a bad flash chat was that a bad flash

[05:47:56] Is that good 8 and 4 not bad no chat

[05:48:26] Where'd he go, what the fuck?

[05:48:36] Bruh, I could've killed him, what the fuck?

[05:48:52] An enemy has been slain.

[05:48:57] Double kill.

[05:48:59] This little teacher had a fight.

[05:49:03] Yeah, he's too far.

[05:49:08] I'm just gonna get farm chat.

[05:49:10] I'm gonna get farm.

[05:49:18] Yeah, let me spoil you state of the world together.

[05:49:21] No minus one I'm gay

[05:49:35] I'm gay

[05:49:37] He has destroyed and turned it stay aware of your service

[05:49:48] What is what is up with my

[05:50:07] I'm just dead.

[05:50:18] Oh I don't know what I do- I didn't even use my hacks.

[05:50:30] And why am I 2B1-ing?

[05:50:32] Why am I 2B1-ing?

[05:50:33] I should have just ran.

[05:50:44] Wait for your jungler.

[05:50:46] Are we winning this game chat or are we losing?

[05:50:53] No no, getting grandmaster will not take two years.

[05:50:56] Like six months, and that's max.

[05:50:59] Like genuinely.

[05:51:03] You don't think I can get grandmaster in 6 months?

[05:51:07] Kappa?

[05:51:08] Why don't you say Kappa?

[05:51:09] Come on.

[05:51:10] You are not hitting GM?

[05:51:11] Well come on guys.

[05:51:12] Come on.

[05:51:13] I think I can right?

[05:51:14] Am I going to get hit?

[05:51:37] Thank god.

[05:51:38] Do I win this fight?

[05:51:40] Fuck no I don't.

[05:51:42] Hell no I don't.

[05:52:13] My guy now put a ward down all like this

[05:52:21] Oh, that's a ward, yeah.

[05:52:28] What the fuck was that?

[05:52:42] Holy fuck. Why is this minion on steroids?

[05:52:51] I don't know how I'm supposed to fight this.

[05:53:20] I'm one shot, I'm scared.

[05:53:32] Y'all like that W?

[05:53:33] Do y'all like that W, though?

[05:53:38] I'm proud of that one, I'm proud of that one.

[05:53:40] Low key, that was a good W, that was a good W,

[05:53:42] that was a good W.

[05:53:43] That was a good W, come on, bro, come on.

[05:53:45] You are ass.

[05:53:47] Like, I mean, are y'all ever happy for me?

[05:53:50] Are y'all ever happy for me bro?

[05:53:52] That ass.

[05:54:15] So chat, what would y'all rank me right now?

[05:54:20] My mission is a matter. My city, these people, they do.

[05:54:29] Bronze? Bruh.

[05:54:32] Iron? Bruh.

[05:54:34] Low silver.

[05:54:38] Y'all don't think like diamond?

[05:54:41] I won't fall. I won't fall.

[05:55:20] Why run I don't know I was scared what was that bad I thought y'all were gonna be like

[05:55:48] press F user ignite I was scared so how do I know when I can win a chat the

[05:55:58] thing is bro I don't know if I can win a fight or lose it

[05:56:18] what is this the clash what am I playing clash Royale the fuck was that

[05:56:48] Don't this wants to coach you if you play jungler

[05:56:58] Don't this is diamond every role except jungler you're nowhere near him and he's been playing for 12 years

[05:57:13] I just farted bro is it really that hard

[05:57:18] is league really that far has been slain i've played for five years and i'm dying

[05:57:34] there's no way that's like low key demotivating me bro because bro i when i start my series

[05:57:40] for league I want I want Grandmaster at least a year in bro at least a year in

[05:57:47] is it really that hard

[05:57:55] has anyone gotten the top rank only a year playing anyone like any streamer

[05:58:03] anyone anyone ever done that

[05:58:10] no

[05:58:23] no

[05:58:40] No one has ever gotten number one, or not number one, but like...

[05:59:40] 17 and 6.

[06:00:06] Holy shit, chat am I getting good at this game yes or no?

[06:00:19] Am I better at least than the first day I started?

[06:00:23] Why is it so hard to level up in this game bro?

[06:00:26] I've been level 23 for like 4 days.

[06:00:29] Am I ever gonna reach ranked?

[06:00:32] Am I legit ever gonna reach ranked?

[06:00:35] Buy XP Boost. How do I buy that? What the fuck no one ever told me about that. How do I buy an XP Boost?

[06:00:48] Go to the shop, okay. Alright. Accessories. Loop.

[06:01:05] Boost. Oh boosts. What the fuck? 30 days XP boost.

[06:01:19] Chat, how long do you guys think it'll take to get to level 30?

[06:01:25] Of playing.

[06:01:32] Seven days?

[06:01:40] What is wins?

[06:01:41] You can win trade in this game?

[06:01:43] What the fuck?

[06:01:49] But you can buy win trades

[06:01:52] Well, this game is awesome

[06:01:54] What you can buy a win trade? Give us fire?

[06:01:58] What

[06:02:01] I chopped one wait one more chat or no

[06:02:09] One more no one more no let me know before I exit

[06:02:13] W okay, but all right

[06:02:15] guys bro I like League legends bro I like League but the viewers get in my head

[06:02:21] because they'll be like mood of your views are dropping or mood of the shit is

[06:02:24] so boring than they'll leave and then I get in my head bro one of my mick

[06:02:28] I'll be back chat let me get some snacks or something

[06:02:33] I'll be back.

[06:03:33] I think I have a new opponent.

[06:03:40] You're not going to jump right here, right?

[06:03:49] Bro, I'm not going to lie.

[06:03:52] You could get us to that.

[06:03:54] Chad, do they just, when they stream, do they literally just IRL stream their life?

[06:03:59] Is that literally what they do?

[06:04:03] Do they just IRL street IRL IRL their IRL their life and IRL thumb hanging out with each other

[06:04:29] I'm actually such a horse, but I think I own Yasuo, Yon Yasuo Katarina.

[06:04:42] This is my favorite character that can I, can I acali one trick to GC or no, is that

[06:04:55] He is going to kill me

[06:05:25] I mean

[06:05:47] Move camera fuck

[06:05:55] I'm in chat, how do I fight this fucking aides person?

[06:06:20] No, I missed a plus one.

[06:06:49] I mean bro like I've never played against this character before so I'm just kind of confused

[06:06:58] like I don't know should I just go back home and TP yeah I'm just getting before I throw

[06:07:21] I'm not giving up. I'm not going to fall.

[06:08:21] I know I have panic sometimes.

[06:08:25] Why are you guys saying sus?

[06:08:28] What?

[06:08:51] I need to learn how to like delays.

[06:09:20] I mean Jesus how fast that's her abilities like

[06:09:32] Yo jackass get your W okay my fall bro no I just died my fucking I missed two minus

[06:09:47] nice ones, bro

[06:10:00] chat, what does her ult do, bro? I'm scared

[06:10:07] bar

[06:10:08] I'm gonna get the fuck back in secret

[06:10:17] I'm sure I'll push this bitch.

[06:10:47] Noooo.

[06:10:56] Or, why not ult?

[06:11:07] I thought, don't I need an opponent to ult?

[06:11:13] That wasn't opponent?

[06:11:23] Oh, you mean like ult on him first?

[06:11:27] I know what you mean.

[06:11:29] I know what you mean.

[06:11:30] Yeah, I shut up, you're right.

[06:11:33] I'm gonna f- okay, I'm just gonna fight this guy like, oh, I'm gonna f-

[06:11:42] I mean damn bro like what the fuck

[06:11:50] How much of those does she have

[06:11:54] No, it's so juicy, bro, I don't know how to play against this girl. I'm gonna be honest, bro

[06:12:02] I don't know how to form she's just like she's like just fucking me up like look what is the range on her?

[06:12:08] But what is that?

[06:12:12] I can't even get a fucking level bro, I'm trying to get a level to upgrade it but I

[06:12:23] can't.

[06:12:24] This girl is just fucking my form. She's actually gonna piss me off.

[06:12:54] Well, I mean, I just know I'm versing like either a Smurf or I'm really bad at playing

[06:13:02] against his character.

[06:13:04] Because I've never played against his character.

[06:13:12] Oh

[06:14:12] Fuck, am I just dead?

[06:14:27] Bawr!

[06:14:42] Stay in the W?

[06:14:45] Oh, like I did good for one game.

[06:14:51] Why did they match me up against literally Thanos himself?

[06:14:55] If I just run at her with my kit, will I win?

[06:15:03] Can I just run at her with my kit instead of being scared and just win?

[06:15:06] Can I do that or not?

[06:15:08] Okay, I'm just gonna run at her.

[06:15:11] I'm literally just gonna run at her, I'm just gonna run at her.

[06:15:21] Yeah. Yeah, she's a fucking virgin.

[06:15:23] Oh my god, I'm missing so much CS bro, shit, double my CS, shit.

[06:15:45] Oh my god, I'm getting triggered, I'm getting triggered, I'm getting triggered.

[06:15:49] I'm getting off after this game, that's enough league for today, that's enough league, that's

[06:15:57] enough league bro, that's enough league.

[06:15:59] Some virgin ass character, what even is that character bro?

[06:16:02] Like oh my god, look at this black claw shit.

[06:16:06] Fuckin' hate that ugly ass character.

[06:16:10] I'll find a way for us to survive, I have to.

[06:16:20] of

[06:16:41] I don't know I'm panicking brah I actually don't know how to play against this bitch.

[06:17:06] I don't believe it.

[06:17:08] I believe it.

[06:17:22] Amy, now you don't.

[06:17:25] Huh, no way.

[06:17:36] Who the fuck is this? What is this character?

[06:17:40] What is this? Who is this?

[06:17:56] I'm going to TP and fuck this person, whoever this is.

[06:18:00] Like genuinely.

[06:18:03] Like, I'm actually going to tweet, Gromina Rage.

[06:18:15] Actually losing to literally, like, literally losing to...

[06:18:19] Oh, I'm getting so triggered.

[06:18:22] Gromina Ulta 4, I swear to God.

[06:18:29] I'll protect my friends, even if they go off and do big dumb hero things.

[06:18:58] How am I already half HP bro? I just got back

[06:19:04] Bro, literally

[06:19:16] Like AHHHHHHHH

[06:19:19] JUST GIVE ME THE ASS

[06:19:28] Holy fuck. This girl just shoots me from across the world, bro.

[06:19:48] Like just, bro. Oh my god. Like do I just leave my lane empty? I'll leave my lane empty,

[06:19:55] I'm gonna funnel down stairs. I'm just gonna funnel down. I don't think you just can't fight her. It's impossible

[06:20:03] I'm gonna my land. I'm god. I am

[06:20:07] Leave my land

[06:20:12] I'm not going top chat because top has that big-ass guy. He looks scary bro

[06:20:17] I'm just gonna go bot or some shit or do I go can I kill this guy or no?

[06:20:21] I'm not fighting that guy ever like I'm never going top mid lane again ever until level 176

[06:20:27] and then I'll go mid lane like I'm never going mid lane again that she could have

[06:20:33] that she could win the game she can honestly win the game I don't care

[06:20:35] I just want my friend back.

[06:20:42] Like, such a loser character, bro.

[06:21:00] Kill him, please. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her. Please.

[06:21:05] So squishy too, I just can't kill her.

[06:21:33] Fucking loser.

[06:21:34] Holy shit, that felt so good.

[06:21:39] Oh my god, that felt so good.

[06:21:43] Oh my god, that literally felt better, like if I just, I just nutted, like I literally nutted off that kill.

[06:21:49] Like, I literally, there's nut in my pants right now for my kill.

[06:21:52] Holy shit, thank god.

[06:21:55] Fuck that fucking shitty ass character.

[06:21:57] Well, you're part of it, too.

[06:22:05] She's so squishy. I just- I didn't know how to dodge her characters and go in.

[06:22:27] I mean I'm half HP, the problem is I don't know how to get to her without being half

[06:22:44] HP.

[06:22:47] I don't understand chat, like what law he all my life I don't understand.

[06:22:50] Look, I don't know how to get anywhere near her without being half HP.

[06:23:00] Dodge her balls.

[06:23:01] How about I put my balls on you?

[06:23:06] I can't, like, look, I'm running away, she's still doing it, like, I don't understand.

[06:23:15] Fuck this character, bro.

[06:23:17] Holy shit.

[06:23:19] 60 CS at 18 minutes. Yes, bro. Yes. I wonder why bro. I wonder why. Yo, stop. Do not rage

[06:23:37] maybe I'll push them on her like actually

[06:24:07] Is it even possible to fight this, like is it even possible, like is it even possible

[06:24:30] Like I don't understand

[06:25:00] Like I might have to um yeah I don't know I'm gonna go up she's gonna have it I'm gonna

[06:25:16] start banning her what's her name bro?

[06:25:18] Signdra?

[06:25:19] Signdra?

[06:25:20] I'm banning the fuck out of this bitch I'm taking a picture of her name I'm literally

[06:25:23] taking a picture I'm banning this girl every time every time I'm banning her I'm never

[06:25:27] I'm gonna play another ranked game against her ever again, ever, ever, ever, ever!

[06:25:57] She's way too strong now.

[06:26:13] I fed her for so long, now I just came to beat her.

[06:26:43] No falling stars today.

[06:26:50] Now she's salt-salted.

[06:26:59] I can see why everyone wants to kill themselves when they play lead, like, literally.

[06:27:26] Yeah bro it's hard bro I know my CS is bad I know

[06:28:26] saving W for next game chat sometimes I forget that's even an ability if I'm

[06:28:37] gonna be honest bro sometimes I forget that's even an ability

[06:28:42] fuck!

[06:29:24] I'm gonna fuck someone in the chat. Someone in the chat is gonna get fucked.

[06:29:54] Can I fight her now or no? Probably not, but I'm gonna be honest. This bitch is so fucking OP.

[06:30:16] Probably can't. Unless I like two her, but even then, like...

[06:30:24] Come here you fucking bitch.

[06:30:42] bitch.

[06:31:09] Walk back bro.

[06:31:11] Just walk back your retard.

[06:31:14] Go bottom lane now.

[06:31:18] Jack, should I be farming CS when I'm this far or no?

[06:31:31] Go drag?

[06:31:32] I don't know what drag means.

[06:31:34] This?

[06:31:38] This is drag, right?

[06:31:40] How the fuck am I happy to be?

[06:32:36] How do I fight that character? I could someone tell me like please why just run at her do I run at her?

[06:32:41] Do I just run at her like literally run at her?

[06:32:52] Dodge her son but the thing is it's so hard for a new player because I don't know what she's throwing though. I don't

[06:32:59] She just like I don't even know what she does half the time

[06:33:02] She just throws, fucks me, takes my pants off, sticks her cocked inside my tight little ass, and then runs away.

[06:33:06] Like, I'm the-

[06:33:07] I'm the-

[06:33:08] I'm the-

[06:33:09] I'm the-

[06:33:11] Holy fuck, I fucking hate this shitty ass character.

[06:33:32] oh you're such a fucking pussy you're such a pussy

[06:33:38] holy shit I bet you really get fucked

[06:33:43] bro holy fuck

[06:34:02] can i even kill this girl without my alt?

[06:34:55] What is that?

[06:34:57] What is that?

[06:35:11] Time freeze?

[06:35:12] Holy fuck, time freeze like half the shit like like I've been playing this game for one week straight

[06:35:19] Okay, one week straight, and it's like I've learned nothing

[06:35:26] Roll roll roll roll massager with the five gifted like I

[06:35:32] Been playing this game for literally a week straight and I have zero idea what half the shit you can do in this fucking game

[06:35:43] And I keep forgetting I have my two why would I why would you ever make an ability you can press on?

[06:35:47] I'm never buying Hextech Gunblade ever again.

[06:35:51] I want passive abilities, not ones that get depressed.

[06:35:54] That's so confusing for a new player.

[06:35:56] That's so confusing for a new player.

[06:35:58] I can't even help you, I'm not even going to fight you, I'm not even going to fight you

[06:36:16] bro.

[06:36:17] I'm going to fight you though, you fucking bitch, there's no way I'd lose to your shitty

[06:36:23] ass right?

[06:36:24] Come here.

[06:36:25] Come here.

[06:36:27] There's no way I'll lose to your shitty aspect.

[06:36:38] Come here.

[06:36:41] How are you running so fast?

[06:36:45] You are.

[06:36:47] Nope.

[06:36:55] God help me, God, God help me.

[06:37:25] Why not hit the plant?

[06:37:27] Because I don't know what a plant does.

[06:37:29] I don't know what a plant does.

[06:37:32] Doesn't look like I know what a plant does.

[06:37:36] Both, one second, there's one guy, next second he runs into a bush and there's nine black

[06:37:56] guys ready to fuck me.

[06:38:01] uh like i don't get it

[06:38:06] one second there's only one person the next i'm getting jumped come here bro aww you such a b****

[06:38:31] Oh

[06:38:50] Killing that girl is so satisfying

[06:38:53] press six

[06:38:55] What does six do?

[06:38:58] What does six do? So now I have to press six at two and three before getting to a fight

[06:39:04] Now I have to press two and three for a fight

[06:39:06] Oh three is the freeze time I don't think I ever wanted

[06:40:06] destroyed and inhibitor

[06:40:36] Akali is not for everyone. I love Akali, bro.

[06:40:41] What do I spend my thousand on? Does anyone know Storm Surge?

[06:41:06] Who is this fucking ugly fuck, this robo cock headed ass pussy?

[06:41:22] Who is this ugly fuck?

[06:41:24] Since when did they start releasing minions that looked like this?

[06:41:27] I've never seen this minion before.

[06:41:29] Who the fuck is this?

[06:41:30] Is this like some ability?

[06:41:31] Like, when did they start releasing these fucking, like, ro?

[06:41:35] Fuck.

[06:41:36] What the fuck is an Adderall minion?

[06:41:41] That's an Adderall minion?

[06:41:42] What the fuck is an Adderall minion?

[06:41:43] Come here, you shot him with that fucking bitch.

[06:41:45] Come here.

[06:41:46] Come here.

[06:41:47] From all the times that you rained in my parade, you're about to get fucked right

[06:41:53] now.

[06:41:54] And there's nothing you can do, I'm sorry.

[06:41:59] Where the fuck did you go when you're hiding?

[06:42:34] How did she know I was coming? How did she know I was coming?

[06:42:44] How did she know I was coming?

[06:42:48] Vision?

[06:42:50] She screams like a bro.

[06:42:51] Try not to bring her on a five minute delay.

[06:42:53] I'll bring her on a five minute delay.

[06:43:04] I think I'm crying, am I? Well, I ain't. How the fuck did she see me, that little fuck?

[06:43:16] 115, that's how she counted. That's how she counted. Holy fuck, how does this grow so

[06:43:23] fast?

[06:43:24] I just want my friend back.

[06:43:51] fuck at these

[06:44:13] got this

[06:44:21] fuck this fuck this shit he asked me what the fuck

[06:44:45] like what just happened?

[06:45:02] unlock your camera bro i'm not there yet bro i'm not there yet

[06:45:05] fuck no

[06:45:08] i'm not there yet bro

[06:45:11] Should I be losing this game or are we winning bro? Keep it a buck with me, keep it a bean.

[06:45:15] Keep it a bean stack.

[06:45:17] Cause I don't know bro.

[06:45:19] What the fuck?

[06:45:41] We were heroes before we could die.

[06:46:11] What? I didn't get the kill for that? What the fuck?

[06:46:21] Yeah, I mean, how am I supposed to fight this guy?

[06:46:35] I mean, how am I supposed to fight her? Like, it's that one shot every time.

[06:46:39] What do I sell?

[06:46:57] Just end the game?

[06:46:59] Well, I think they're winning.

[06:47:02] Chat, are they winning?

[06:47:06] Move 7 to 1?

[06:47:09] Oh, I'm running!

[06:47:39] GG Wast?

[06:47:49] We won!

[06:47:56] Holy f**k.

[06:48:03] Oh my gosh.

[06:48:10] Oh my god.

[06:48:11] I'm banning the fuck out of that character any day, bro.

[06:48:15] Yeah.

[06:48:16] One sec.

[06:48:17] One sec.

[06:48:18] Characters to ban a league.

[06:48:29] What the fuck was that girl's name bro?

[06:48:36] I don't give a fuck.

[06:48:37] What was that girl's name?

[06:48:39] Syndra.

[06:48:40] Yeah.

[06:48:41] Yeah.

[06:48:42] More down in the fuck end of that.

[06:48:47] Alright.

[06:48:48] Miles.

[06:48:49] Syndra.

[06:48:50] I

[06:49:01] Chasp a horror games

[06:49:03] Yo, I don't even want to play horror games bro like this games actually fun

[06:49:10] When I 50s 46,000 damage is that good

[06:49:20] Mods want to pull a horror game or a league?

[06:49:30] One more game of league.

[06:49:32] Because Loki, bro, league is, uh, I don't know, bro.

[06:49:36] It's, I don't know.

[06:49:37] Maybe I'm addicted.

[06:49:38] I don't know what it is, but, bro, like, I don't know, bro.

[06:49:42] Day three of getting scammed?

[06:49:44] I mean, bro, like, this has got to be the most fun shit ever, bro, like, Liberty.

[06:49:50] I'm not even lying

[06:49:58] Like I don't know I'm having fun, bro

[06:50:03] Classic league addiction bro, like I don't know chat do people get addicted playing league bro. Is that normal?

[06:50:12] Is that normal

[06:50:20] I

[06:50:30] Think it's like coke wait. Oh my god. Wait, it's 842

[06:50:50] I don't even think we can do anything oh my god I need to go I need to go see this house chat

[06:51:06] I have to go see the house.

[06:51:18] What do you mean fuck the house, Sultan?

[06:51:20] Sultan, what do you mean fuck the house?

[06:51:23] I'm gonna be homeless in a month!

[06:51:27] What do you mean fuck the house?

[06:51:30] at least ends in a month.

[06:51:50] IRL stream it?

[06:51:52] Yeah, no worries, bro.

[06:51:53] Yeah, no worries.

[06:51:54] IRL stream it, he says.

[06:51:56] Yeah, no worries, bro.

[06:51:57] No worries.

[06:52:00] Hi, it's so nice to meet you guys. Thank you guys for welcoming me into your and to your house. Thank you guys

[06:52:05] so

[06:52:06] Can y'all can y'all show me around the house, please?

[06:52:10] instantly

[06:52:11] Get instantly denying my application instantly denying my application instantly instantly

[06:52:20] Get metaglasses and stream off the metaglasses. Yo, slow man. Are you fucking?

[06:52:30] Damn, I actually really wanted to, uh, fuck, I mean, damn.

[06:52:58] I mean, I want to do a long stream today, but I literally can't, like what am I supposed

[06:53:10] to do?

[06:53:17] You know?

[06:53:24] No horn nights, three in a row?

[06:53:25] I mean guys, that is all good.

[06:53:27] They're gonna end stream though, chat, I gotta go see this house, bro.

[06:53:30] I'm not gonna lie, I need to see this house.

[06:53:33] Interesting, interesting, interesting.

[06:53:40] Damn.

[06:53:42] Do two streams?

[06:53:47] Then I gotta skip the gym.

[06:53:51] There's always tomorrow, chat. We don't gotta rush anything, bro.

[06:53:55] Alright, I gotta go see this house chat, I can't, I can't skip out on another house

[06:54:18] like it's bad um play dota 2 it's better than league man I don't even know what

[06:54:28] dota 2 is but um chat you know I want it I want a low-key sleep early today so I

[06:54:35] can get you guys an earlier stream tomorrow which would be pretty cool but

[06:54:38] anyway all right chat I know I said horror today I'm sorry bro I gotta go

[06:54:43] see this house but to be honest still W stream bro I'm not gonna lie I'm still

[06:54:47] W stream it was still a W stream um I love y'all so much bro thank y'all for

[06:54:54] watching my streams bro I appreciate y'all so much I see a lot of people like

[06:54:58] complaining that like I'm doing league or some shit bro like I guess I mean at

[06:55:03] the end of the day but you don't have to like watch me bro you know there's

[06:55:06] no guns in your head bro you know alright anyway I love y'all so much take

[06:55:13] care of yourself drink some water eat some food chat be healthy bro be

[06:55:16] healthy be healthy um yeah I I would stream longer bro but I really do need

[06:55:24] to go see this house chat y'all know my situation bro I have like not even a

[06:55:28] month anymore weeks not month weeks counting down until I get kicked out of

[06:55:33] this house so I need to find the house ASAP alright chat I love you guys so

[06:55:38] much take care of yourself love yourself W stream today I really like

[06:55:43] today's stream and uh yeah chat apex legends predator on uh tuesday tomorrow hopefully

[06:55:54] some horror games hopefully uh yeah league tomorrow vow tomorrow segment tomorrow vow

[06:56:00] segment tomorrow maybe some rock league i don't know who knows bro who knows we'll see

[06:56:03] what happens tomorrow all right i love y'all take care of yourself love yourself drink

[06:56:07] some water eat some food never let anyone talk shit to you bro don't let anyone dictate

[06:56:13] What you can and can't do bro. I'm so tired of that shit. I'm so tired of that shit, bro

[06:56:18] No, you're worth all right. I'm not flapping. I'll see all y'all tomorrow eat healthy food

[06:56:23] Drink lots of water and try to get exercise in all right, and I'll see y'all tomorrow. Oh and one thing