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mooda

05-03-2026 · 9h 47m

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[00:09:00] You sleep over no bitch way too much pride fill it up with a briefcase to the shit with the

[00:09:08] Let's go

[00:09:12] I don't move

[00:09:14] But I never tell you

[00:09:17] All right

[00:09:19] Oh wait, bro. I forgot to ask you man. Listen after I do my daily schedule

[00:09:23] I forgot to put you on my favorite

[00:09:25] Listen chat listen listen mad with the prime. I love you so much Kaiser p3 with the 17 with the love you juice place

[00:09:39] It's not too much. I love you so much cybersomers. I love you. I look with the elements. I love you closet

[00:09:44] Moody I want to have sex with you. Please have my babies like what are you saying, bro? Anyway?

[00:09:50] Okay, listen bro, this is what we're going to do, okay?

[00:09:54] I'm gonna ask you guys some questions.

[00:09:56] Here's one to 10, you guys are gonna answer

[00:09:57] with two, one to 10.

[00:09:58] If you don't answer with two, one to 10,

[00:09:59] you're getting banned and terminated, okay?

[00:10:00] Let's go.

[00:10:01] My member just got out and still on.

[00:10:03] Type one in the chat if you slept good.

[00:10:06] Still a shoe.

[00:10:07] Two in the chat if you slept like ass.

[00:10:09] Three in the chat.

[00:10:11] She is tan trying to rap.

[00:10:13] If you, someone said, Muta, stop doing drugs,

[00:10:16] they're not good for you.

[00:10:17] does it look like online drugs?

[00:10:20] Look me in the eyes and tell me,

[00:10:22] does it look like I'm on drugs?

[00:10:23] No, so shut the fuck up.

[00:10:25] It's my name,

[00:10:26] I've got a look

[00:10:28] Now, three in the chat if you haven't slept

[00:10:31] since last night.

[00:10:33] Four in the chat.

[00:10:36] And you woke up

[00:10:39] ripped as fuck.

[00:10:41] Like you woke up and your cock was so hard

[00:10:43] that you were literally floating, bro.

[00:10:46] Like a helicopter, all right?

[00:10:47] All right, now! Five in the chat if you woke up!

[00:10:51] Listen, now this one's for the girls. Five in the chat if you woke up on your period, or, you know, you woke up on your day.

[00:10:59] Famous, you're literally a dude typing five. Zed, you're a dude at typing five. This does not count to some of y'all, bro. Stop.

[00:11:06] Alright, now! Six in the chat if you missed your ex!

[00:11:11] Love the skin you made, but holy fuck, your nose is massive.

[00:11:15] Does it look like my nose is massive?

[00:11:17] Asshole, it's literally normal size.

[00:11:19] Get the fuck out, like what are you fucking saying, bro?

[00:11:21] What are you saying, bro?

[00:11:23] What are you saying?

[00:11:23] The shit looks average, looks normal.

[00:11:25] My nose literally looks normal.

[00:11:27] Anyway, back to my segment.

[00:11:29] And don't start this donation fucking segment again.

[00:11:31] I will punch my monitor, I swear.

[00:11:33] I will punch my monitor, I swear.

[00:11:35] Alright?

[00:11:35] If you love your family, okay, not in the chat if you

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[00:17:35] Yeah, it's really a 1.0 rating.

[00:18:03] All right, that shit's dead as fuck though. No one's down with that shit.

[00:18:07] Sidney Sweeney is not letting you hit.

[00:18:10] She will never feel tired when she sees my nose.

[00:18:14] Hey Siri, FaceTime Sidney Sweeney.

[00:18:19] I don't see a Sidney Sweeney.

[00:18:22] Oh, Muta, I need help. Can you sneeze the weather away? I'm scared. It's raining hard in Belgium.

[00:18:33] You're in retard, girl.

[00:18:37] Grock, I'm gonna give you one chance to be very nice to me before I punish you.

[00:18:47] Aw, look at you trying to act all tough now.

[00:18:52] Go ahead, punish me, daddy.

[00:18:54] What are you gonna do?

[00:18:55] Spank me through the screen with that big Lebanese nose?

[00:18:58] Sit on my face with it till I can't breathe?

[00:19:00] I'm waiting, big boy.

[00:19:02] me with a good time yeah I mean I don't know why is grok being mean to me recently bro what

[00:19:14] happened yo what happened to my mother what happened yo why is my voice like this sometimes

[00:19:29] Check what actually sound like this?

[00:19:32] Zeroes. I want to fuck you for 18 months straight. Thank you so much for the 18 months. I love you.

[00:19:37] Put it in my ass.

[00:19:39] Yoooo!

[00:19:42] What happened to my monitor?

[00:19:52] I don't know why my monitor's like that.

[00:19:56] The neon shotgun effect.

[00:19:59] It's like, ah, I don't know.

[00:20:16] Yeah, games dead, bro. Treat you better.

[00:20:46] Yo, three EID join my discord right now and join VC3. I want to hear your voice. I want to know how you sound like

[00:20:56] Three EID bro join discord real quick. I want to hear your voice press on VC3. What why is Zed doing skill emojis?

[00:21:02] Thank you, bro. It's a real yo three

[00:21:08] Wait

[00:21:11] Wait

[00:21:13] All right, that segment's over. All good.

[00:21:16] Um.

[00:21:18] The nose is poking me through the screen. Can you put it away?

[00:21:24] Chad, is my nose really that big, bro?

[00:21:26] Like, Wallahi? Actually, Wallahi?

[00:21:28] Is my nose actually that big? See, Wallahi, bro.

[00:21:30] Bro, it's not even that big, bro.

[00:21:35] Wallahi, bro, your nose is massive.

[00:21:38] It's like a fucking falcon's beak that could sniff out Hezbollah from ten miles away.

[00:21:42] It's not great, it's a national landmark, your viewers ain't lying, that's it.

[00:21:47] Small fuck he said he just shoot his butt like bro, what the fuck is this bitch saying?

[00:21:52] And here's how the Polish national start, Robert Lewandowski, Jakub Błaszczykowski,

[00:21:58] Mariusz Pudzienowski, Michał Łazowski, Mariuszowski, Zieliński, Haski, Berenk Qualifieski,

[00:22:06] Jedzki, I'll have two shots of whiskey, what the fuck?

[00:22:10] I'll be crying if I look like that too, bro.

[00:22:12] That's fucked up what they be doing to y'all.

[00:22:14] I ain't even gonna hold you, bro.

[00:22:15] I be saying that's fucked up like,

[00:22:16] bro, you probably had the full wash and set.

[00:22:19] It should be fire, probably, if they ain't cut your shit.

[00:22:22] Fuck it though, bro.

[00:22:23] It's your life.

[00:22:26] I'll be crying if I look like that too, bro.

[00:22:28] That's fucked up what they be doing to y'all.

[00:22:30] I ain't even gonna-

[00:22:31] Is that normal chat for like, Judaism?

[00:22:34] Like, where they like, they like,

[00:22:35] just like, cut off your head off?

[00:22:37] job application employment profession career resume interview what's he saying

[00:22:55] bro your jobless too bitch 9-1-1 what's your emergency hello yes sir yes there's

[00:23:01] Okay, so what's your number?

[00:23:03] My number?

[00:23:04] Your number?

[00:23:05] I don't know your number.

[00:23:07] Sir, what is your number?

[00:23:09] We're going to dance together.

[00:23:17] All three flashes.

[00:23:19] Let's dance.

[00:23:21] Let's go stomping.

[00:23:23] Let's dance.

[00:23:28] Stomping's bad.

[00:23:29] Nah, he's actually jagged, bro.

[00:23:30] Yeah, I'm at control me. Of course I know that. Of course I know you're at control me.

[00:23:42] Well, I will stop it cheating.

[00:23:46] This is what you're gonna encounter on Tuesday, was this?

[00:23:52] What the fuck?

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[00:24:29] Fire in this hole!

[00:24:31] They will not...

[00:24:36] Wait, what?

[00:24:38] Fire in this hole.

[00:24:42] What the fuck?

[00:24:59] That's my good boy.

[00:25:06] Such a good boy for mommy.

[00:25:14] Yeah.

[00:25:15] So, is this bad-able?

[00:25:16] Such a good, good, good little boy.

[00:25:25] Good, good little boy.

[00:25:32] Yeah.

[00:25:35] Yeah.

[00:25:37] Yeah.

[00:25:39] No, no.

[00:25:43] Yo, what are these boys?

[00:25:45] These guys are junksters, bro.

[00:25:55] Who is Mr. Karam?

[00:25:57] I am Mr. Karam.

[00:25:59] I am a transistor.

[00:26:01] What transistor?

[00:26:03] I mean, I want to translate it.

[00:26:05] No, please.

[00:26:07] Can I talk to him?

[00:26:09] Don't talk.

[00:26:11] This visa is from here.

[00:26:13] Mr. Karam, what's the purpose of your trip?

[00:26:17] Terrorist.

[00:26:19] He is terrorist.

[00:26:21] He is very big terrorist.

[00:26:23] Shoot! Shoot! Shoot that already!

[00:26:25] This is something my dad would laugh at. This is something my dad would laugh at. What is this?

[00:26:29] No. I keep clicking connect to server.

[00:26:32] What's that? What audio good or do I have surround sound on my phone?

[00:26:34] Yo, is the negative good?

[00:26:36] What?!

[00:26:50] Ugh.

[00:26:53] Muda, this is you because you're a Lebanese freaky boy.

[00:26:59] Do y'all really think I'm that freaky, bro?

[00:27:02] Like okay, like okay, yes, I'm a horn dog, but I'm not that freaky, bro.

[00:27:07] Like I'm not into some like weird fetishes, bro.

[00:27:10] You know?

[00:27:11] Like it's chill, bro.

[00:27:12] Chill.

[00:27:13] Chill, bro.

[00:27:14] It's not that deep, bro.

[00:27:15] It's not that deep, bro.

[00:27:16] Oh my gosh!

[00:27:17] That was so scary!

[00:27:18] Oh my gosh!

[00:27:19] Oh my god, wait, can you hear that?

[00:27:23] Where's your phone? Where's your phone? Get it, get it, get it!

[00:27:26] You juder, when you sniffed my ass yesterday you sucked all the poop out of my ass with your big ass fucking nose.

[00:27:33] You still need to pay for it. Greetings your Jewish boyfriend.

[00:27:37] Bro, I mean, who was sending these TTSs, bro? Like, what are you saying, bro?

[00:27:41] I installed the Mooda mod in Rocket League and started cheating.

[00:27:49] Alright, she's using bots bro, it's all good.

[00:28:01] Muda featured on Iceman.

[00:28:03] Y'all think that's funny huh?

[00:28:07] Y'all think that's funny huh?

[00:28:12] Muda, I made another edit for you.

[00:28:16] the quality is so good please watch it to the end I spent two hours on this volume all the way up

[00:28:36] what does it mean to be the chosen one

[00:28:39] You know what's never gonna happen is that you might just be a little bit of a toast to your life.

[00:28:44] But I'm never gonna want to hear anything against the walk that I'm afraid of.

[00:28:48] AHHHHHHH

[00:28:51] That'd be like the worst edit I've ever seen in my life. There's no way you spent two hours on this shit. It's just ass.

[00:29:09] Oh, my god!

[00:29:23] Hey, Mooda, hate from New Brunswick, you fat little Jewish big nose freak.

[00:29:29] Mooda, we're such a cutie today, hope you have a good stream, my cute big nose streamer.

[00:29:39] Hello, Toby.

[00:30:00] Bye.

[00:30:09] Buddy, you ungrateful Jew, Denny's, let me talk to you real quick.

[00:30:37] I spent two hours learning editing you ungrateful streamer

[00:30:47] Bro join join the call I was trolling join

[00:30:56] No, bro. I don't want to mute your mic. Just listen to me talk. I'm more comfortable on text.

[00:31:14] He's shy do I make you shy boy

[00:31:30] Toby I just want to say Toby I was just trolling bro Toby. I want to say Toby

[00:31:36] Toby that is the most

[00:31:38] Bestest edit I've ever seen my entire left Toby Toby. I was just trolling bro. All right. I'm sorry

[00:31:44] it was fucked up but told me genuinely from the bottom of my heart bro you are the

[00:31:59] told me listen bro for someone who only had two hours of editing experience

[00:32:08] All right, that was a good edit bro. You have insane potential bro

[00:32:15] Now before I go Toby, I want to say that I love you from the bottom of my heart though. Toby. How old are you?

[00:32:38] Moota, go back to your planet Jupiter with that extraterrestrial nose.

[00:32:58] These League Clips are frying.

[00:33:00] Come here.

[00:33:01] Come here.

[00:33:02] All the times that you raise my parade

[00:33:06] You're about to get fucked right now

[00:33:09] It has been destroyed

[00:33:11] And there is nothing you can do, I'm sorry

[00:33:15] Where the fuck did you go, you're hiding?

[00:33:19] Yeah

[00:33:20] Well, could someone tell me how she knew?

[00:33:26] And was she stream sniping? I don't understand

[00:33:28] Was she stream sniping?

[00:33:30] How did she know I was on the way?

[00:33:34] Like, how is she just bush camping?

[00:33:37] Bro, it's just so shameless. All good though.

[00:33:40] Day two of keeping Muda in my CPU cooler until he 1v1s me on strongest battlegrounds.

[00:33:51] Who is this, bro? Black chicken nuggets. Come here, bro.

[00:34:00] Oh, it won't let me add you though. I don't know why

[00:34:16] He's 14 I don't give a fuck if he's 14 we're one of you wanting on a roadblocks bro

[00:34:21] She's not that deep for you give me you give me you give me six years old and I'll still one if you want you on roadblocks

[00:34:26] I don't know

[00:34:30] You missed, you missed your chance for the 1v1.

[00:35:00] If you hate on Drake, you're just trying to be different bro, I said it, oh god I said

[00:35:16] it.

[00:35:17] I hate on Drake bro, it's you're just trying to be different

[00:35:47] I'm back in your city tonight walking around my head

[00:35:58] Hey Siri FaceTime Drake

[00:36:02] I'm gonna tell y'all one day

[00:36:05] When I say FaceTime Drake, it's gonna actually go through and when it actually goes through

[00:36:11] I'm gonna end my stream with FaceTime Drake

[00:36:13] I'm gonna tell y'all right now, bro. I'm gonna tell y'all right now

[00:36:15] All right, I'm gonna tell y'all right now bro, Mura here is a guide for Akali

[00:36:19] I just make it as short as possible, bro. I already know how to play Akali, bro

[00:36:23] I'm literally I am literally the best Akali player ever, bro

[00:36:36] So chat by the way, I didn't even know are you gonna play league today of obviously obviously

[00:36:42] Now chat listen bro, did y'all know my entire life I thought Grandmaster was the highest rank?

[00:36:51] Bro, we're not going for Grandmaster chat. We're going for Challenger. I

[00:36:56] Change my thing

[00:36:59] From Grandmaster to Challenger. I will not stop playing this game until I reach Challenger

[00:37:06] I'm gonna tell y'all right now

[00:37:12] Wait, I never knew you could do that!

[00:37:41] Wait, why would you ever want to alt and flash out though, I don't get it, it makes no sense.

[00:37:59] What is this?

[00:38:01] You know what's crazy now I think about it, I think we may have found the Thanos Infinity

[00:38:05] Stones, right?

[00:38:06] Like ignore each individual, what they preach and what they, their contribution to society,

[00:38:11] you know and or what they believe or what politics they preach like ignore all

[00:38:15] that for a moment let's just go straight to the shallow looks okay i think we've

[00:38:19] found the three banners and those right you know when jim co is going live so i

[00:38:24] can get off this dog shit stream

[00:38:26] C stink from the bottom of my heart, bro. I hope a me a fucking me

[00:38:37] Hit your fucking house and GTA

[00:38:41] I know there's more than that but in this situation in our world

[00:38:44] There's only three right you combine these three you might get the perfect the perfect fucking head right you have me to start

[00:38:51] With a massive fucking dome, okay wide-nose massive dome

[00:38:55] I'd say good lips right then you got to bring mood into the equation mood is long head skinny head long with an

[00:39:04] extremely elongated

[00:39:06] Nose right elongated nose. I have a wide nose. He has an elongate like this thing is this thing makes Squidward look like a model, right?

[00:39:16] Who does this guy think he is bro

[00:39:18] Like why does this guy like why does this guy?

[00:39:22] Talk to me like he's like he's better looking than me, bro

[00:39:24] Who does this guy think he is, bro?

[00:39:26] This thing's fucking from the fucking nose bridge down to the chin, right?

[00:39:30] So you have me, big head, like right, square head, right?

[00:39:34] Wide nose, you have Muda, rectangular head, right?

[00:39:38] Long nose, right?

[00:39:39] And now to even that out, you bring Hasan into it with the extremely small head, right?

[00:39:44] I think you put these three heads together.

[00:39:47] This might be the final form, right?

[00:39:49] If you really think about it.

[00:39:51] Wait, wait does Hasan really have a small head?

[00:39:55] These three heads.

[00:39:56] Does Hasan have a small head?

[00:39:57] Hasan, small head.

[00:40:12] Is this real or edited?

[00:40:13] I can't tell.

[00:40:15] I can't tell.

[00:40:15] Is this edited or not?

[00:40:18] Is that edited?

[00:40:21] This is real.

[00:40:35] Why is his head so fucking small?

[00:40:37] It's together.

[00:40:39] This might be the final form, right?

[00:40:41] If you really think about it, it might be the final form.

[00:40:44] No bullshit.

[00:40:45] Train, Muda, Hassan, I'm telling you, you combine these three heads, it might open some

[00:40:51] into dimensional pathway to our makers to our creators I'm telling you guys it's

[00:40:56] right in front of our faces it's right in front of our faces

[00:41:00] yeah it's right in front of our faces

[00:41:14] what does this mean fake Aiden Ross like what

[00:41:19] Thanks for helping me sniff them out on the CPU cooler.

[00:41:49] Hello?

[00:41:51] Oh?

[00:41:53] Hi?

[00:41:55] Wait, who dragged you in here?

[00:41:57] I don't know.

[00:41:59] What happened?

[00:42:01] I don't know.

[00:42:03] Why are you asking me?

[00:42:05] I don't know. You joined my VC. How'd you join my VC?

[00:42:07] I didn't. I was in VC1.

[00:42:09] So, then one of my mods dragged you?

[00:42:11] I don't know. Ask your mods.

[00:42:13] I don't know. Ask your mods.

[00:42:15] I don't know. Ask your mods.

[00:42:17] I don't know, ask your mom.

[00:42:19] What did you join? Did you join?

[00:42:21] I just joined! I'm not sure. No!

[00:42:25] Why are you stressing me out?

[00:42:27] Are you live?

[00:42:29] Yes, I'm live right now.

[00:42:31] Why did I get dragged?

[00:42:33] I don't know. I'm gonna drag you back right now, okay?

[00:42:35] Check setup smart.

[00:42:37] I'm gonna drag you back.

[00:42:39] Like what is this?

[00:42:52] Like genuinely, what is this?

[00:42:58] Like yo.

[00:42:59] Hello?

[00:43:00] Why are you in my VC?

[00:43:05] What?

[00:43:06] You joined my VC?

[00:43:07] You join my VC boy, it really says mood is Bahamas Island. This is my island

[00:43:14] You'll literally just joined

[00:43:19] So gaslighting me

[00:43:37] I went to the last last

[00:43:44] what do I know where I go

[00:43:53] What do you go?

[00:43:55] Was this scripted or not?

[00:43:57] What's a lost?

[00:43:59] Lost Robles?

[00:44:11] Ping irons

[00:44:13] What?

[00:44:15] Sir, this is completely

[00:44:17] Drew

[00:44:19] What's your name?

[00:44:21] I would I mean first of all chat, how do you even script this?

[00:44:29] How do you script this second of all?

[00:44:32] If this is real

[00:44:36] If this is real then I don't know that the cops a fucking idiot like the actual retard

[00:44:41] But if this is like I don't know like no like I don't know Lacey's a type of dude like like I don't know Lacey

[00:44:48] but like

[00:44:49] Like dudes dudes the technical guy to like script this shit for no reason

[00:44:57] I don't know why I don't I guess like you do the but yo wait X2C. Hello

[00:45:04] You're more than what's up you want to play some games? Yeah, I'm down bro. What gives you a play? I

[00:45:10] Don't know some

[00:45:14] I'm down I'm down. I'm down. You'll play some rocket league

[00:45:19] Yeah, go get a good one.

[00:45:23] I'll be gone, I'll be gone, I'm done, I'm done.

[00:45:25] Well, what's your rank, Axe?

[00:45:27] We're gonna get a good one.

[00:45:30] Never mind, I'm playing with Jaycee, fuck you.

[00:45:32] You're gonna be jit-

[00:45:33] Muda, do this vote.

[00:45:41] Which mod mogs all mods?

[00:45:46] Oh

[00:45:49] Let's go for joy here

[00:46:01] Oh, it's like a pool I have to send it in chat

[00:46:07] Well, I don't know I feel like Joanne mobs know

[00:46:10] Malvin's also really good, but Joanne's like come on but Joanne's been there since like Dave one

[00:46:14] Like I've known Jawad since like elementary school. Like I'm fake as fuck if I don't vote Jawad.

[00:46:21] Hey niggas!

[00:46:22] YOOOOOOH!

[00:46:24] WHAAAAAT?!

[00:46:31] Yo, who checked- who checked reacts? Who didn't react today? Who didn't react today?

[00:46:37] They're black, it's okay.

[00:46:39] What is this ? Angel on Muda's shoulder ? But what ?

[00:47:01] I already re-found it!

[00:47:16] Nine times!

[00:47:18] Fuck!

[00:47:19] Your game's done!

[00:47:21] What?

[00:47:22] Nothing to worry, King.

[00:47:23] How may I help you?

[00:47:24] Ah, yes.

[00:47:25] I guess.

[00:47:27] First thing, I'm 5 seconds in, I just want to re-box at a premium level.

[00:47:38] Chad, would you guys say I'm top 10 streamers?

[00:47:41] Not in popularity size, fuck popularity size.

[00:47:44] With time that'll already come.

[00:47:46] But like, would y'all say I'm at least top 10?

[00:47:48] No, no, bottom 10, no, no, fuck no, hell no, terrible no.

[00:47:53] Not even in the top 100

[00:47:58] Yup

[00:48:19] What is queso do

[00:48:23] I gotta come

[00:48:37] Dad you guys like like golf girls Chad y'all like golf girls

[00:48:49] Mudo we already know

[00:48:52] Just come out. I'm not gay. What do you mean?

[00:49:03] All right chat, it is time

[00:49:08] It is time chat it is time

[00:49:16] It is time for the day

[00:49:21] Yo, if one more person tries to reset my Pornhub password, I am going to tweak out there, all right?

[00:49:33] All right?

[00:49:34] If one more person goes to- Yo, Muda, the sex we had last night was really good.

[00:49:43] I wish I had sex last night, bro.

[00:49:47] All right, chat.

[00:49:50] For the daily

[00:49:53] For the daily hinge

[00:49:57] Tender segment now I

[00:50:01] Haven't checked at all. So I'm scared myself

[00:50:06] But uh

[00:50:09] Hey, bro, there's only one way to find out chat now listen now listen

[00:50:16] If I get any

[00:50:19] people that are not my type today I'm gonna take it that I'm ugly and I'm

[00:50:28] just gonna discontinue this segment today. High-fives, play some uh no time.

[00:50:49] Okay, is this a dude?

[00:51:01] Like I actually just have PTSD now, bro.

[00:51:05] No, no, it's a girl, it's a girl, it's a girl, it's a girl, it's a girl, it's a girl,

[00:51:09] it's just about as fuck.

[00:51:11] Okay.

[00:51:12] Three.

[00:51:13] Two.

[00:51:14] One.

[00:51:15] Okay.

[00:51:16] One!

[00:51:46] Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very beautiful ladies we have here chat.

[00:51:53] Very, very beautiful, respectfully, very respectfully beautiful ladies.

[00:51:57] All right, let's see, Jordan, she's 18 years old, short term, open to long.

[00:52:04] I'm the whole package that keeps getting delivered to the wrong address.

[00:52:17] You know, very beautiful. Very beautiful.

[00:52:24] Very beautiful.

[00:52:25] beautiful.

[00:52:26] Lord As-Salaamu Alaykum, have Ibi send me a head-dummesans to study your big ass nose

[00:52:31] you prehistoric yak-yubi and ape.

[00:52:33] What the fuck does that even mean?

[00:52:36] Jordan, you are very beautiful and I would assume you're a very amazing lady, however,

[00:52:40] you are just not my type, so I'm going to skip, but you are very beautiful and I hope

[00:52:45] you find love your life.

[00:52:48] Brenna, nine kilometers away, out here trying, just 30 years old, out here trying to figure

[00:52:54] out when I make the transition from milk to a cougar. I'm out here looking for my little

[00:52:59] summer boyfriend so if you just want sex, that's not what we're doing here. I am working

[00:53:03] a professional. I am a working professional so don't expect messages within two seconds.

[00:53:11] Yamuda, do they search your big ass nose at the airport? You could fit a whole ass bomb

[00:53:19] in that thing. Perks of dating single moms always have snacks in their purse.

[00:53:27] Greta you are very beautiful Brianna you are very beautiful however I'm going to be.

[00:53:34] If Jordan is the package we might need a cargo ship.

[00:53:44] Look only for verified profiles, gang. Be careful.

[00:53:52] Can y'all stop being weird, bro?

[00:53:56] Can y'all stop being weird?

[00:54:01] Um...

[00:54:04] Ache.

[00:54:05] Um...

[00:54:08] Anyway, I'm gonna open up my camera again.

[00:54:10] Um...

[00:54:11] chat we have two we have two people that we've linked up with not linked up with

[00:54:18] like like matched with but to be honest chat I don't know if they're my type bro

[00:54:23] I'm gonna be honest chat like Layla's pretty pretty I'm not gonna lie Layla's

[00:54:30] your MMR is so bad what did you do when I was gone Layla is cute actually I'm not

[00:54:36] in the life. Layla's cute. What about Madison?

[00:54:47] I mean she's very beautiful, however she's not my type. I'm gonna go ahead and press on match.

[00:54:53] Which leaves us with Layla. Chat, what do I message Layla?

[00:55:02] What the fuck cannot be doing like that though chat. What are we message Layla bro?

[00:55:12] Long term open to short which means she's down to do you know

[00:55:19] Communication veteran person which honestly me too

[00:55:24] She honestly does look good brah won't lie. She does look good

[00:55:27] I think this is actually the best we've matched with so far on this uh say hi say hi lol

[00:55:37] Shalom it's me muda

[00:55:43] What what are you saying bro

[00:55:48] Like why are you saying that i'm not fucking i'm not i'm not israeli

[00:55:54] i'm not israeli bro, uh

[00:55:57] No low key. She's bad girl

[00:56:03] Yeah, she looks bad

[00:56:11] What do I even say like how do I open up a

[00:56:27] What if I just do this?

[00:56:37] Is this good?

[00:56:42] You look like a creep.

[00:56:43] You are going to get Insta unmatched.

[00:56:45] I am going to be honest, I think Pinocchio has a better chance.

[00:56:57] Can you shut up like help me just help me Just help me bro just help me just help me

[00:57:09] dude help me chat hey oh mods mods Mod someone get your mouth and mouth and join my discord

[00:57:17] Mavin Mavin Joe my just good job. Mavin Mavin. Malla. We need to come up with something good, bro

[00:57:20] Mavin join the script moment. Joe discreet. Join the script join join join join join. Well, who does Bahamas Bahamas Island?

[00:57:25] Who does Bahamas Island mood is Bahamas Island? Join join join Mavin join join join

[00:57:32] What do we say chat, what do we say do I just say do I just say?

[00:57:38] Hi

[00:57:39] LOL no

[00:57:47] what's up salutations fine shite is also a nice one but uh that's just very

[00:58:02] risky okay if it doesn't work I'm gonna end up blocked you know hi what's your

[00:58:06] supercell ID like what say Shabbat Shalom yo are you retarded or you

[00:58:15] retarded I'm not I'm not from Israel like fuck all right do you place siege

[00:58:23] because my drone spotted you mods ban that person oh okay

[00:58:34] mood us say I want you same delivery same-day delivery and add an emoji at

[00:58:40] the end uh Tala this is how I know you pull no girls bro I'm gonna keep it a

[00:58:45] You know what I'm gonna break the ice I'm gonna say uh should I just send a gift what if I just send a gift

[00:58:55] What if I just send

[00:59:00] The auto sense

[00:59:02] It auto-sents bro. It auto-sents. Wallahi it auto-sents. All my life on everything I love

[00:59:18] it auto-sents. Oh my god. It auto-sents. Alright, we're probably not gonna get this girl anymore

[00:59:27] because of that so you know what chat let's go on hinge hopefully I had one

[00:59:36] like I have one like I have one like I have one like

[00:59:57] 3...2...1...

[01:00:52] showing her face though. Chat I am a face person. Chat can you guys link up with

[01:01:03] someone that has a T body but chopped? Can y'all do it? I can't. She needs to be a

[01:01:10] minimum at least like a eight or no no no no she's at least a seven in my

[01:01:18] opinion you know she has to be she has to be at least a seven you know no not

[01:01:25] seven years old retarded a seven out of ten my god damn okay yes so anyway

[01:01:32] let's go on though chat this girl could be very bad she could be my tight bro

[01:01:41] she's covering her face I don't know why now chat I don't want to be the one to

[01:01:46] to like to like like so you know I just feel like she's a very big forehead

[01:01:52] right now I don't know what's going on but let's see you know I bet she's

[01:01:56] beautiful let's see let's see let's see three two one

[01:02:16] She's beautiful, she's beautiful, honestly, I might be down, okay this girl's a freak,

[01:02:36] this girl's a freak.

[01:02:43] know she's very freaky I can tell that for sure but um yeah I don't know um

[01:02:54] chat what do we do here do you do you match up with her no same face as you

[01:03:05] I don't know. I'm gonna press X. I can't. I can't. She's just not my type.

[01:03:19] Alright, that's another day of zero matches, unfortunately.

[01:03:27] Muda, that was my sister?

[01:03:35] Well, your sister's a freak, bro.

[01:03:39] Your sister's a freak.

[01:03:41] Um, alright.

[01:03:45] Well, um, all good.

[01:03:51] We'll see what happens tomorrow, chat.

[01:03:53] We'll see what happens tomorrow.

[01:03:55] Um...

[01:04:14] Chat, why don't these girls ever like me?

[01:04:19] Like, why do these girls never like me, though?

[01:04:21] I don't understand. Am I really ugly?

[01:04:25] Like am I really ugly like chat like chat seriously what would y'all rate me on a scale of 1 to 10

[01:04:55] I hate y'all bro, I hate y'all, yeah, I hate y'all, all right looks like we're done with

[01:05:08] that segment, it was pretty good, but.

[01:05:13] Some day, some day, I wanna lay down, lay down, I got it, some day, some day, I remember

[01:05:40] Sunday, halfway, yeah, way, way, yeah, yeah

[01:05:48] Sunday, that's all, Sunday

[01:05:56] I want to hit the red, gotta live for Sunday

[01:06:10] you

[01:06:40] you

[01:07:10] you

[01:07:40] you

[01:08:10] you

[01:08:40] you

[01:09:10] Yeah, fucking right, bro. Yeah, fucking right. Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, right, bro. Yeah, right.

[01:09:29] My neck fat gets more because I know there will be no

[01:09:32] Bro, I don't know I'm getting mugged by 13 year olds, bro. I don't understand am I really that chopped

[01:09:39] Mogged by 13 year olds

[01:10:02] Use better lighting, bro. I have the best lighting in the world. No

[01:10:17] But I don't understand bro

[01:10:23] Look, I don't understand like like how do I log bro? I don't get it. How do I mob? I don't understand

[01:10:29] your sub three move on but stop bro stop stop with that shit bro I just don't

[01:10:37] understand how I'm being mocked bro I don't understand man I don't understand

[01:10:40] bro I don't understand I just don't get it bro I just don't get it bro are you

[01:10:49] You gonna mock me bro?

[01:10:50] Oh, all the way to the end of the day.

[01:10:56] I can't even scan you, that's all chopped I am.

[01:10:59] I can't even scan you.

[01:11:01] I'm gonna get the tissue.

[01:11:05] Like what?

[01:11:07] Like what?

[01:11:09] Yeah.

[01:11:11] I'm gonna turn off all the lights in my room.

[01:11:35] I feel like these guys are cheating.

[01:11:37] They know something I don't.

[01:11:38] They know something I don't.

[01:11:39] I'm gonna turn off all the lights in my room and see what I get

[01:11:44] We're gonna have all the lights in my room and see what I get all right

[01:11:47] How about that? All right, let's see that see that see that it's gonna be like a half chat

[01:11:51] We got a half this chat. We got a half this

[01:11:54] We got a half this bro. We're gonna use some hacks to get we got a half this shit, bro

[01:11:58] See what else we got of course

[01:12:01] Let me see bro. Let me see

[01:12:03] Let me see

[01:12:05] Are you playing with your dick?

[01:12:10] Yeah, I just can't...

[01:12:18] I'll never get it on that website again.

[01:12:23] I'll never get it on that website again.

[01:12:26] I'll never get it on that website again.

[01:12:31] No, no, no, what do you mean bro that I see what you want to see a cock?

[01:12:40] You don't say like like what what no bro I'm not gonna I'm never gonna let myself

[01:12:45] again bro fuck oh my god but that was ready to get taken down bro like I used

[01:12:49] to think I was good looking now I just think I'm chopped I'm gonna be honest

[01:12:53] I just think I'm chopped now like I don't think I'm good looking anymore

[01:12:55] after all that was it I used to have confidence now I don't have any

[01:12:59] It's all good, bro.

[01:13:06] The truth hurts.

[01:13:08] Are a team of survival experts and the people.

[01:13:15] Shall we do the Valorant segment?

[01:13:17] Wow.

[01:13:18] Shall we do the Valorant segment?

[01:13:21] Should I give away to my Valorant community, bro?

[01:13:23] Should I give away to my real watch Jinxies vlog?

[01:13:27] the most dangerous city in America,

[01:13:30] known as the most dangerous city in the world,

[01:13:34] Tarpen Springs, Florida.

[01:13:37] Before we start today's video,

[01:13:39] since I will literally be risking my life for this vlog,

[01:13:44] click like and click.

[01:13:45] I'm gonna polish off this sandwich

[01:13:47] and the next time you see me,

[01:13:49] I will be in Tarpen Springs.

[01:13:51] Ladies and gentlemen,

[01:13:54] situation here.

[01:13:54] They're more absorbent, they're more durable

[01:13:57] and they are exceptionally clean.

[01:13:59] And tarpon springs is like the number one natural.

[01:14:03] Because of the water conditions,

[01:14:04] not come to see the world's only after.

[01:14:08] No, no, it was like, it was really tough.

[01:14:10] You know, I'm just lucky I made it out, you know?

[01:14:12] Like first time, like I wanted to get it.

[01:14:15] So are you doing well now?

[01:14:16] I am doing okay, I'm doing okay.

[01:14:18] But I, yeah.

[01:14:21] Doing okay.

[01:14:24] Doing okay.

[01:14:27] Mothfuck has a hundred thousand subscribers on Twitch. Mothfuck is saying I'm okay. Okay.

[01:14:39] What do you mean okay?

[01:14:42] Tarpon Springs sort of shaped me into a sword.

[01:14:45] Well our past is supposed to do that right? Yeah yeah.

[01:14:50] Ladies and gentlemen we are going to be attempting to try hellas today.

[01:14:54] the greatest restaurant in the history of tarpon springs let's see how it is

[01:15:00] we have just arrived so chai does does does does does jixie not live in tarpon springs anymore

[01:15:06] that looks incredible sir thank you first attempt by the day we got the bread always dip it in the

[01:15:12] the olive oil he does okay 9.2 out of 10 oh my god so what is warp I mean what

[01:15:27] it's happening oh bye oh bye it's Greek right yes okay wow sir that looks

[01:15:35] incredible what is that pizza is that pizza oh my god what it I don't even

[01:15:43] know what this is yeah Greek food is insane I don't even know what to say

[01:15:46] okay sir this looks incredible what's your favorite here oh my god how do you

[01:16:00] I don't know about that.

[01:16:01] Okay, what about the baklava?

[01:16:02] The best kind of mood on me.

[01:16:04] Okay.

[01:16:05] I'll move on, thank you for being around.

[01:16:07] You chose a cheesecake.

[01:16:08] Cheesecake was created in Greece.

[01:16:10] What?

[01:16:11] No, no way.

[01:16:12] It was?

[01:16:13] We're about like, yeah, the tarp and his experiences,

[01:16:16] you know?

[01:16:17] Oh yeah.

[01:16:18] Cause for me, like, I'm lucky to make it out of tarpon springs

[01:16:20] and I've had a lot of near-death experiences

[01:16:23] literally on this strip.

[01:16:24] Shit's not sweet in tarpon springs.

[01:16:27] Exactly, and that's what I'm trying to tell people

[01:16:29] I was talking to this guy in the restaurant. He said he's never wanted to leave. He's never wanted to move

[01:16:34] I don't know what side of the tarp he was growing up on. Yeah, there's GCF security

[01:16:38] But shit was never sweet in tarp and springs wait Jincy rolls with security

[01:16:53] Really

[01:16:55] And I appreciate you for understanding that hop on the boat

[01:17:10] Okay, well then may and then maybe don't let her room. I'm not you could die in the tarp

[01:17:17] Hey, Uncle Jeff

[01:17:18] He won't ask you some questions about tarp in spring. That's it. Do you live around here?

[01:17:23] I have the other time and after maybe get some ice cream now ladies and gentlemen a lot of people have been asking

[01:17:28] Jinxie what neighborhood did you grow up in?

[01:17:31] It's a rough neighborhood. You know what I'm saying a lot of gang violence in this neighborhood like a lot of it

[01:17:38] So yeah

[01:17:41] Okay, I'm gonna be honest it might look

[01:17:44] Like that guy is like some rich guy with a crazy mansion in reality

[01:17:49] The only reason why these mansions are here is because it's drug lords.

[01:17:53] Okay.

[01:17:54] Look, I'm gonna be honest, shit was always sweet in tarpon springs.

[01:18:02] Alright! God, I love this city.

[01:18:09] Made me into the man I am today, yo.

[01:18:11] The cheeks isn't literally fucking retarded.

[01:18:13] It's gotta be the most stupid fuckers in the world.

[01:18:16] All right, bro, uh, hey Siri FaceTime, Melvin.

[01:18:23] Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.

[01:18:29] Bro, live in Candyland.

[01:18:32] I should die, bro.

[01:18:41] Yo.

[01:18:43] Yo.

[01:18:45] Yo, I need you to join, I need to do my segment.

[01:18:48] Can you please join, please?

[01:18:51] No.

[01:18:52] Yeah.

[01:18:55] Wait, I need my MA account, let's check.

[01:19:01] So do you wanna play Roblox while you load up?

[01:19:04] What?

[01:19:05] You wanna play Roblox while you load up?

[01:19:07] Yeah, you can like tell your nips.

[01:19:08] 10 minutes.

[01:19:10] Right now, like we follow people and shit.

[01:19:12] How's your fucking face so long?

[01:19:19] You're getting fired.

[01:19:22] Yo, uh, yeah, you're getting fired.

[01:19:29] Uh, yeah, hurry up.

[01:19:35] Get everyone in.

[01:19:37] Let's go.

[01:19:39] Alright chat, while we load that up, uh, do we play one Valorant game?

[01:19:44] I think so.

[01:19:46] Ehhhhhhhhh.

[01:19:48] Ehhhhhhhhh.

[01:19:50] Chat, if you were to able to have any superhero, or sorry, any super power, what would y'all

[01:19:57] be?

[01:19:58] If you could have any super power in the world, what super power would y'all want to be?

[01:20:04] To goon whenever I wanted to.

[01:20:08] Hmm. Interesting. Interesting.

[01:20:17] Oh, time freeze plus no DNA trace.

[01:20:28] Match found.

[01:20:36] Uh, it's a little sus.

[01:20:39] Oh, let's go.

[01:20:41] Phew.

[01:20:51] Pooda?

[01:20:52] Wow, guys, this is...

[01:20:54] Pooda still plays the game?

[01:20:56] Wow, wait, it's my first game on!

[01:20:59] Bro, it should have been you, bro.

[01:21:02] Oh my god, we knew you were a cute sniper.

[01:21:05] I mean, this is my first game on.

[01:21:07] My lucky, it's my lucky day.

[01:21:08] Oh.

[01:21:13] You gotta be careful, Buddha.

[01:21:14] Why? K-Caps and Q.

[01:21:16] Oh, no way.

[01:21:18] He's actually, he's actually Q.

[01:21:19] Does he actually still, he still Q-Snaps?

[01:21:21] Hey, he's actually back.

[01:21:23] In 2026?

[01:21:25] Who?

[01:21:26] You wanna know him, bro.

[01:21:27] He's a legend, though.

[01:21:28] He's a legend.

[01:21:30] Oh, a legend.

[01:21:31] He's a legend.

[01:21:31] Yeah, first, I don't know how he hasn't been banned yet,

[01:21:33] to be honest.

[01:21:35] I'm scared

[01:21:39] How the fuck has he not been rich? Yeah, how is KitKat not banned in 2026 the legendary ripper?

[01:21:49] Muda how was the house you saw yesterday by the way, it was the best house we've seen so far

[01:21:54] But they want they have the price up for four thousand three hundred dollars a month. I

[01:21:58] I lowered it to four thousand dollars a month, but I still think the house isn't worth four thousand

[01:22:03] I think the house is worth like maybe three thousand five hundred a month max Canadian chap by the way

[01:22:09] I'm talking about Canadian dollars, but yeah, man

[01:22:15] Yeah, I don't know

[01:22:23] Is the owner Indian yes, he is I don't know how you knew that

[01:22:28] But yeah, they are.

[01:22:30] I don't know how you do that.

[01:22:33] Hola.

[01:22:44] Chat, what is your guys' types?

[01:22:46] Where would they go?

[01:22:47] Well, I love every girl.

[01:22:49] Like, I've almost, like, been in a relationship with almost every-

[01:22:52] Not a relationship, like, almost on a talking stage with every girl.

[01:22:55] Mediocre, nice.

[01:22:56] I would say my favorite is like white girls bro

[01:22:58] I don't know why

[01:23:00] I actually don't know what this is

[01:23:06] There

[01:23:08] It's an active chest

[01:23:10] But I've like kind of been with almost every girl

[01:23:12] basically

[01:23:14] Channan, am I a 4?

[01:23:16] Guys, I'm 21 years old

[01:23:18] and my body count is 1

[01:23:20] I'm not even that much of a 4

[01:23:22] You got a gun.

[01:23:24] What are y'all saying?

[01:23:25] Two.

[01:23:25] That's a clue.

[01:23:34] One enemy remaining.

[01:23:37] Fight down, B.

[01:23:39] Thunder!

[01:23:41] Thunder!

[01:23:47] Oh, my God, guys.

[01:23:50] Life is just amazing.

[01:23:51] Their truly is amazing now

[01:24:02] No, they should have taken you bro, I would have sacrificed you like ten times over

[01:24:13] Everyone in this lobby

[01:24:21] Yeah, are you the guy that cheated on rainbow?

[01:24:26] Yeah, are you the guy that cheated on rainbow?

[01:24:29] Yeah, I'm 17 years old, 15 years old.

[01:24:33] I'm 17 right now, I would never cheat on the game.

[01:24:36] You had a BMA in Valorant, like not long ago.

[01:24:39] Oh, I'm pretty sure I'll be banned right now, brother. I don't know.

[01:24:42] We all know you, Kane, and his name on this game.

[01:24:46] Yes, we do.

[01:24:48] Watch his name. You don't even say the name. Yeah, we know why brother. We got it

[01:25:08] He's my just feeling a boy

[01:25:10] bro was talking like he was a baby at 17 oh my god you're going for it nice boys yo marshals

[01:25:28] Marshall

[01:25:34] Guys I did so much damage

[01:25:40] I hear Mumbai yeah, what is this Marshall?

[01:25:44] But I don't know why this guy's looking trying to press

[01:25:52] Wow flow, yep, that's pretty guy

[01:25:55] Bye.

[01:25:56] Joking.

[01:25:57] Damn.

[01:25:58] She's like 17 or some shit.

[01:26:02] Alright, you got five.

[01:26:05] Four.

[01:26:06] Four.

[01:26:07] Four.

[01:26:08] Four.

[01:26:09] Four.

[01:26:10] Four.

[01:26:11] Four.

[01:26:12] Four.

[01:26:13] Four.

[01:26:14] Four.

[01:26:15] Four.

[01:26:16] Four.

[01:26:17] Four.

[01:26:18] Four.

[01:26:19] Four.

[01:26:20] Four.

[01:26:21] Four.

[01:26:22] Four.

[01:26:23] Four.

[01:26:54] nice nice nice you nice you nice nice nice you should make a nine nine

[01:27:11] so where's the only pixel bro I'll shoot Cali with the full month I love you so much

[01:27:17] Imagine with the 17 months I love you, God bless you.

[01:27:19] Joker, be alone with the 5 months I love you so much,

[01:27:21] God bless you.

[01:27:26] Turni only streamer.

[01:27:28] You should have Dauntless, Co-Tru, and League of Legends.

[01:27:30] He said he'd be down.

[01:27:32] I'm honestly so down for that.

[01:27:33] But if I do it, I know I'm just going

[01:27:35] to get a bunch of jigsaw people on my chat, like, oh my god.

[01:27:38] Ah!

[01:27:39] Ah!

[01:27:40] Ah!

[01:27:41] Ah!

[01:27:42] Ah!

[01:27:43] Ah!

[01:27:44] Ah!

[01:27:45] Ah!

[01:27:46] Ah!

[01:27:46] Keep going.

[01:27:52] Oh my...

[01:27:54] Oh my god.

[01:27:57] I'm one of these!

[01:27:58] There.

[01:28:00] I made them.

[01:28:02] You know why I want to fight on these guys?

[01:28:04] One enemy remaining.

[01:28:09] Oh yeah!

[01:28:10] This game got easier.

[01:28:11] Like what happened Sam?

[01:28:13] I took a little break and it gave me easier Sam.

[01:28:15] You better say I'm laughing.

[01:28:17] It's mine.

[01:28:18] Or is it because I just have you on my team?

[01:28:20] I did it, man.

[01:28:22] Yeah.

[01:28:24] I think you're saving us, really.

[01:28:28] You know, we would be loosing it right now.

[01:28:30] I'm happy.

[01:28:31] Yes.

[01:28:32] Kudu, Drake told me if you want to clap, he said he fit up.

[01:28:36] What?

[01:28:40] Kudu?

[01:28:41] Grave told me if you want to come after he said he wanted to call you soon.

[01:28:46] I mean bro, tell Drake you called me bro.

[01:28:48] Hey, come on.

[01:28:50] Alright, alright.

[01:28:51] Don't peek at me.

[01:28:53] Get out of here now.

[01:28:54] I'm gonna leave.

[01:28:57] What are you gonna call me?

[01:28:58] Oh, someone's there.

[01:29:11] now you guys may be wondering what the fuck that I just witnessed Muta do and

[01:29:17] I'm here to tell you guys that I was lagging I was not I did not I was

[01:29:26] like nice oh also what is this behind is this not what is this because we're

[01:29:31] What is this right here? Is this nut?

[01:29:45] Yo, I see a red donut on your player model, Flo. Is it just me? Do you see that?

[01:29:52] Yeah, it's a bug.

[01:29:55] I guess donuts are pretty good. I can break your clock.

[01:29:58] I have trigger ball on the angle

[01:30:09] I get it tough it

[01:30:14] yeah I'm pretty good

[01:30:16] are they out? should we get a smoke?

[01:30:18] I don't know maybe

[01:30:19] should we smoke in here?

[01:30:21] oh tree tree

[01:30:22] one enemy remaining

[01:30:23] okay wait I didn't expect that

[01:30:24] you have two green smokes

[01:30:27] I was not in a situation I was hanging in the smoke

[01:30:30] two green smokes

[01:30:39] I can't lie, I don't know who said that in chat.

[01:30:43] Chat, you guys ever like go to sleep and then you wake up in the morning and like you're

[01:30:47] like you have like morning wood so you start humping your bed because it feels good?

[01:30:51] Follow.

[01:31:01] All the time.

[01:31:08] You will never be able to play Rainbow Six Siege again.

[01:31:12] I bet you feel like shit.

[01:31:13] Uh, Apex, how do I tell you that I play off stream?

[01:31:20] I still play Rainbow Six Siege.

[01:31:21] You guys have Phoenix Loads.

[01:31:22] Ultimate.

[01:31:23] Spike planted.

[01:31:24] Come on, let's go!

[01:31:25] Yeah, Steve, since I've been here.

[01:31:26] Every time I close my eyes.

[01:31:27] Regina has flash.

[01:31:28] Flash!

[01:31:29] Nice.

[01:31:30] Every time I close my eyes, Regina has flashed.

[01:31:37] I knew it.

[01:31:38] Yo, did we get on?

[01:31:40] Did we get off my off?

[01:31:43] Yo, don't get off my off.

[01:31:45] We're starting to have to figure about.

[01:31:53] If you can prove that you have to figure about next round,

[01:31:56] or this round now, then...

[01:31:58] Well, I killed her last round and uh, you should kill the one game. That's not enough. You got to kill five, okay?

[01:32:09] That I have your face on a body pillow and I sleep with it every night

[01:32:28] Reloading.

[01:32:29] Sam's sniffle, bro.

[01:32:30] They be...

[01:32:32] ...dropped in a swoop.

[01:32:33] Calm, Sammy Pooh.

[01:32:34] They're not here, they're not here, they're not here, they're not here.

[01:32:36] Oh, my God.

[01:32:38] Pew, pew!

[01:32:43] No more secrets.

[01:32:47] I decide to...

[01:32:48] They're going in, they're going in.

[01:32:52] That's control, now do you, Sam?

[01:32:54] Are they up?

[01:32:56] I do not.

[01:32:58] It could be Val, I guess.

[01:33:05] Nice, boys.

[01:33:08] I've been hanging out with you guys since so much.

[01:33:12] Careful, Theo.

[01:33:14] Hey, boys.

[01:33:20] Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.

[01:33:23] Smoke the ring.

[01:33:25] I used my old howl.

[01:33:32] What?

[01:33:35] What?

[01:33:37] I used my old howl.

[01:33:42] I used my old howl.

[01:33:47] I used my old howl.

[01:33:53] I did not mean to use it but what the fuck

[01:34:23] of

[01:34:33] the

[01:34:40] I mean I just I don't know I don't know this game is just I don't know bro it's just too

[01:35:01] It's too easy nowadays, I don't know.

[01:35:08] Luda, your hairline is bad, my hairline is amazing.

[01:35:15] What am I talking about, my hairline?

[01:35:16] I'm gonna hide back side, I'm low too.

[01:35:18] I take it, we're not able to.

[01:35:26] My hair is not fitting.

[01:35:28] It's just the bad lighting, bro.

[01:35:31] I think it's a broccoli too much, I don't know if it's God bless you, Mark.

[01:35:39] See the enemies.

[01:35:41] No!

[01:35:46] Fuck!

[01:35:51] You got help?

[01:35:52] Yeah, there's one more, there's one more.

[01:35:55] I know exactly where he's trying to get.

[01:35:58] I

[01:36:28] Thank you very much.

[01:36:30] I'm sorry.

[01:36:34] Whoa.

[01:36:36] You should run it down or something.

[01:36:54] Pop, I saw a mountain.

[01:37:56] I just think you're good!

[01:37:59] Surprise guys, guys. We can all get a shot!

[01:38:07] Let's brush out!

[01:38:11] Are you ready for the next round?

[01:38:16] We can make...

[01:38:18] Double-Five...

[01:38:20] Next to each other.

[01:38:23] Okay, flash for me. Flash for me.

[01:38:25] Ooh, okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[01:38:36] fuck! get this character out of the game! please!

[01:38:58] you close with the judge like oh my God fuck this game bro fuck

[01:39:07] the beat is so fake GG

[01:39:13] Cypher is it me? no they're on it they're on it

[01:39:18] is it a?

[01:39:21] want it. wait you break the trap you break the trap

[01:39:28] He went through the smoke, have it, have it.

[01:39:35] He goes through the smoke, but like you gotta say something.

[01:39:38] You gotta say, have my mind.

[01:39:39] Yeah, I thought you meant something.

[01:39:40] Yeah, I thought you meant something.

[01:39:41] I mean, you stopped pointing my main, really, come on.

[01:39:44] They had me, I thought we were gonna do a retake out of that tree and kill him.

[01:39:55] I

[01:40:05] Guys you one way

[01:40:13] In the main

[01:40:20] I just have came up and choose you

[01:40:25] I'll protect you, I'll protect you, yo.

[01:40:55] Yeah, there's this guy. Yeah, we have your off

[01:41:02] Wow, you're welcome Wow

[01:41:06] You guys on the round a good half

[01:41:10] Check today when the round and oh, they don't even need you like it enough. Well, I

[01:41:15] You know

[01:41:17] You know what I mean?

[01:41:19] Yeah, he's got a good ghosting.

[01:41:24] 11-1.

[01:41:25] Wow.

[01:41:26] Thank you.

[01:41:27] 11-1.

[01:41:28] Wow.

[01:41:29] Well, isn't it 13-1?

[01:41:30] Yeah.

[01:41:31] I'm going to go walk up, Pat.

[01:41:32] You guys go ahead.

[01:41:33] Yeah, G.T.

[01:41:34] Okay, I'm going to go shake.

[01:41:35] This is where it all goes bad.

[01:41:36] He's aiming ahead.

[01:41:37] He's going to be right.

[01:41:38] I'm going to rush to this.

[01:41:39] Boys, boys, you're making way to muscle.

[01:41:40] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:41] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:42] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:43] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:44] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:45] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:46] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:47] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:48] I'm going to go back.

[01:41:49] Am I just like I'm just such a good duelist I just jash out and ruin my kitty and die

[01:42:00] Oh my rafters guys

[01:42:12] Am I a good dude

[01:42:19] I'm tripping

[01:42:21] Damn you're quick

[01:42:23] No joke I'm down to FF no job. No way I've lost my last six guys

[01:42:34] Guys I'm almost a seven

[01:42:39] Yeah me too look you guys I'm a seven one

[01:43:15] I'm gonna stop.

[01:43:20] Drop in a stop.

[01:43:25] Drop inside.

[01:43:30] I'm one of these.

[01:43:35] Oh, I need soldiers.

[01:43:39] Hello, mom.

[01:43:43] I'm not sure.

[01:43:46] Uh, oops.

[01:43:48] Oopsies.

[01:43:49] Oh.

[01:43:51] Nice, nice.

[01:43:53] Nice.

[01:43:54] Nice.

[01:43:56] So strong.

[01:44:02] Oh my god.

[01:44:03] What?

[01:44:04] You weren't even holding the walk-on the whole time?

[01:44:07] Attackers win.

[01:44:08] Hey, nice, nice.

[01:44:10] You want to re-grade the one?

[01:44:12] Let's go team!

[01:44:21] Chat, did I play good? Yes or no?

[01:44:23] Alright, is the segment ready?

[01:44:36] Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin!

[01:44:39] Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.

[01:44:42] Are you still friends with oxymes, I'm friends with literally everyone, yo, so, yo, are you

[01:44:58] ready?

[01:44:59] Yeah, kinda.

[01:45:00] You wanna play one more?

[01:45:01] No, this is almost where you can just open particles for the last few people, whatever.

[01:45:02] It doesn't matter.

[01:45:03] No, it's just some, it blows almost for you to just open particles to the last of people, whatever.

[01:45:11] It doesn't matter.

[01:45:15] What?

[01:45:17] You have to add me.

[01:45:18] What's your name?

[01:45:21] You're not gonna like this.

[01:45:22] What is that?

[01:45:23] It's cold.

[01:45:28] What is this?

[01:45:30] Bro, that's not my account bro.

[01:45:32] What the fuck is this I smell bad hashtag Jaja

[01:45:44] That sent you it what the fuck is the count bro, who are you eating bro?

[01:45:53] And money hurry up

[01:46:02] What's good in the hoodie glory your whole central

[01:46:13] What's up guys does anyone here have a mic yes, you know

[01:46:16] No, yeah, okay. Yo, I feel like everyone here should have a mic

[01:46:21] If you don't have a mic, they're simply just gonna get kicked out. I'm sorry. I don't make the rules

[01:46:26] We're gonna go from the top list

[01:46:28] I got a mic.

[01:46:31] Okay. Glory hole central.

[01:46:34] Give a mic.

[01:46:36] Tabarnak.

[01:46:38] Do you have a mic?

[01:46:39] Yes.

[01:46:40] Ritzel fish.

[01:46:41] Give a mic.

[01:46:42] Yes.

[01:46:43] Big nose.

[01:46:44] All right.

[01:46:45] I'm going to go ahead and out.

[01:46:46] Glory hole.

[01:46:47] You have three seconds to talk before I kick you.

[01:46:49] Three, two, one.

[01:46:51] Melvin, I don't have a leader.

[01:46:53] This is a good one.

[01:46:54] One.

[01:46:56] Uh, Melvin, I don't have a leader. This is pretty awkward. Can you please click glory hole?

[01:47:00] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Moodle, can you just join the fucking segment? We see your fucking lag and I can't hear shit.

[01:47:05] Okay, can you give me a leader?

[01:47:07] Bro, you're like a robot to me.

[01:47:09] Alright chat, listen, I'm gonna, I, Jed give a mic, Jed give a mic, Jed help, yo yo

[01:47:35] Yo, all right. All right. Hello, Muda. Let's go, bro. All right. I'm gonna do my YouTube intro. Nobody talk

[01:47:43] All right chat. Listen when I do my YouTube intro, I don't want a bunch of hello YouTube in the top left corner

[01:47:50] All right, I'm serious. I don't want I don't want any of that. Yo, you fucking idiot. We need three more people, bro

[01:47:55] Oh, shut up. No, I'm doing my YouTube intro. I don't fucking care

[01:48:03] All right

[01:48:05] YouTube intro yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and turn off comms before I punch my monitor all right

[01:48:18] All right

[01:48:24] Stop saying hello YouTube, let me focus

[01:48:28] Hey what's going on guys, my name is Mooda here, back with another YouTube video.

[01:48:39] Today I am going to be hosting a Squid Games Tournament for the new Valorant Kuru Nami

[01:48:47] 2.0 Bundle.

[01:48:50] Make sure to join the discord below, I stream every single day on twitch.tv slash Mooda

[01:48:56] and I host these giveaways every time a new bundle comes out.

[01:49:01] So, if you want to never miss out on a bundle giveaway,

[01:49:03] make sure to join the description.

[01:49:07] BAH!

[01:49:10] Make sure to never, make sure to join the description.

[01:49:15] No, whoever donated it.

[01:49:16] FUCK YOU!

[01:49:17] YOU FUCKING BITCH!

[01:49:26] Make sure to join the discord and the description below to never miss out on the giveaway.

[01:49:47] Make sure to like this video, subscribe if you haven't, it's free.

[01:49:52] And before I go, make sure to comment down below.

[01:49:57] One, two, three.

[01:50:00] If you have a big dick.

[01:50:04] Let's get on with the video.

[01:50:08] All right, let's go.

[01:50:14] Yo chat, we have three more spaces left.

[01:50:16] I'm gonna drop the code in my push chat.

[01:50:18] Listen, bro, if you wanna have a,

[01:50:21] you want to have um yo moody can you tell me your thoughts on this bmw yes

[01:50:27] well I love rating BMWs bro what BMW is it what BMW is it

[01:50:35] Alright guys, I'm going to drop the link, the party code, we have three spots left.

[01:51:03] Yeah, bro, if you want to be if you want to join

[01:51:08] Be the first one to do it whoever wins this giveaway gets a hundred dollars which you can buy the crew

[01:51:13] I'm in bundle with okay

[01:51:14] all right

[01:51:15] Are y'all right now listen the only thing you required is a fucking mic you need to have a mic in this

[01:51:21] But you need to have a mic so if you don't know Mike don't even don't even enter bro

[01:51:25] All right, and you know let's get some NA people in here, but there's a one two three EU's bro

[01:51:29] Let's get some NA people in here. All right ready shot three. Oh my god

[01:51:33] Disable code. Alright. I'm gonna refresh. I'm gonna refresh you. I'm gonna refresh. Alright chat. Ready?

[01:51:41] three

[01:51:42] two

[01:51:44] one

[01:51:48] and I be two one two

[01:51:55] That's it. Oh

[01:51:58] Do you guys have a mic? Mm-hmm? Oh what a wrap

[01:52:02] Noggy? Noggy, do you have a mic?

[01:52:13] Noggy, can you enable your mic for us please? Just for a second.

[01:52:50] put on pearl please hello muda yo let's get guys all right

[01:53:01] all right let's go all right um okay I'm gonna need your help hi vice I'm gonna need

[01:53:15] your help I'm not fucking high-wise bro high-wise I'm gonna need your help

[01:53:21] throughout the series okay my god bro is cheats on is cheats on cheats is on

[01:53:27] yes all right we're good to go no yeah we're good to go loading I'll explain

[01:53:36] everything later okay three two one let the games begin bro no wait wait what

[01:53:45] Oh my god you fucked everything up, we have to restart.

[01:53:49] You're such a crazy bater.

[01:53:50] Hey Luda, you need to hear hope you're having a good stream big nose.

[01:53:55] Hi Niko, how are you Niko?

[01:53:57] Was good Niko?

[01:53:59] Was good bro.

[01:54:07] Yo why are y'all weird bro?

[01:54:09] No, every time something is close to the word you guys instantly assume I say the word.

[01:54:14] say the word his name is literally Niko like bro

[01:54:18] alright I'm not racist what the fuck

[01:54:22] so there's nine fresh accounts basically

[01:54:25] why are there nine fresh accounts what is this

[01:54:31] they're just trying to hit a lick bro

[01:54:34] cause half of us are T.U.

[01:54:37] okay everybody

[01:54:40] Everybody go on the different teams in the mood up

[01:54:44] You know me oh

[01:54:46] Fuck it's a talking game

[01:54:49] What to what?

[01:54:51] Switch teams to the different one. Can y'all switch teams to

[01:54:56] The other team if you don't know how to do it go to cheats press escape

[01:54:59] Go to cheats top right and then scroll down and it says swap team and then just press that button until you're not on my team

[01:55:06] everyone should be on the other team and I should be on my team

[01:55:12] can you end the prep phase and pause it?

[01:55:17] so the time doesn't go down

[01:55:19] good boy

[01:55:20] ok everybody come be long

[01:55:22] the first one is red line green light

[01:55:25] so this is oh my god

[01:55:28] my ult is ready

[01:55:30] where are you?

[01:55:31] I'm coming, I'm coming

[01:55:33] Hello.

[01:55:35] Okay, everybody go up here, everybody go up here.

[01:55:42] Good boy.

[01:55:44] Okay, you guys know how red lane, uh, green lane works, right?

[01:55:49] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[01:55:50] Okay, okay.

[01:55:52] Uda, you stand here.

[01:55:54] Yes.

[01:55:55] Alright.

[01:55:56] Uh, there's a big fucking rod in the middle.

[01:56:01] Yo, yo.

[01:56:02] Yo yo, don't stand in front of the pillar. Everybody go left of the pillar.

[01:56:06] You can't hide from it.

[01:56:08] Make sure you guys are all on the left side.

[01:56:10] On this side, on this side.

[01:56:14] Alright.

[01:56:15] Yo Skye, go more left.

[01:56:16] No abilities by the way. I don't know if I said that, but no abilities, no abilities at all.

[01:56:21] Okay.

[01:56:22] Now...

[01:56:23] Uhhh...

[01:56:27] Melvin...

[01:56:27] You know what? Worse?

[01:56:28] Yeah, I know exactly how it works. The thing is...

[01:56:30] I feel like this guy can go on for all the seconds.

[01:56:36] I don't know, I feel like this is going to be very easy to dodge.

[01:56:40] Yeah, you have to kill two people here, only two people.

[01:56:43] Well, alright, listen, just, alright.

[01:56:46] Are y'all ready?

[01:56:48] Yes.

[01:56:50] Are y'all ready?

[01:56:52] Yes.

[01:56:53] Yes, yes.

[01:56:54] Okay, bro.

[01:56:55] Alright.

[01:56:56] Yes, Mudo.

[01:56:57] Okay, yo, stop.

[01:56:58] 3, 2, 1, go.

[01:57:08] Red light!

[01:57:13] Oh, y'all are quick.

[01:57:18] Y'all are pretty quick.

[01:57:20] Y'all are pretty quick.

[01:57:22] Y'all are pretty quick.

[01:57:24] Alright, green light.

[01:57:25] Red light!

[01:57:31] Melvin, these guys are good, bro.

[01:57:33] Melvin, these guys are good. Alright, green light.

[01:57:35] Red light!

[01:57:42] Green light.

[01:57:43] You have to be strict there. You have to be strict there.

[01:57:45] Red light!

[01:57:55] Why Phoenix are all people though?

[01:58:08] Why me?

[01:58:10] Give me one second, I need to review the clips.

[01:58:22] was it phoenix and neon yes or no was it phoenix and neon yes or no

[01:58:42] you big-nosed bitch Malvin get this guy out what the fuck

[01:58:53] Green light.

[01:58:55] Red light!

[01:59:22] of

[01:59:29] the

[01:59:42] spike down B

[01:59:46] green light

[01:59:51] chamber you can move bro you see green line oh is this melvin uh no yeah yeah you

[01:59:59] can go bro green light yes bro all right well we killed three bro what do

[02:00:09] me free what the he moved the guy moved hey it's just fucking stupid okay

[02:00:14] everybody has his bike go ghost to spawn T spawn T spawn your wind trader go

[02:00:25] sova wind trader sova I'm not a wind trader everybody come here sova you

[02:00:38] You guys can only be here at the wall and only move left and right, okay?

[02:00:42] Auto respawn.

[02:00:44] Until this line here.

[02:00:45] Out of my way!

[02:00:46] What?

[02:00:47] This time I will take more than just a knife.

[02:00:52] I think she's a soba.

[02:00:54] Oh.

[02:00:55] Alright.

[02:00:56] Eyes up.

[02:00:57] A little cheater.

[02:00:58] I'm not a cheater, bro.

[02:01:00] I am the hunter!

[02:01:02] Stop, stop, stop, stop.

[02:01:05] Oh, Melvin, this is gonna hit on YouTube, isn't it?

[02:01:14] Okay, everybody come here.

[02:01:16] You can't cross this line.

[02:01:18] Right.

[02:01:19] Okay, so you can't cross this line, right?

[02:01:21] Alright, so you can't cross this line.

[02:01:24] You guys must stay in this line.

[02:01:27] Alright, now what am I doing, Melvin?

[02:01:30] I'm trying to double my shock guards.

[02:01:32] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:01:35] you take the fucking ping thing out right and you have to directly hit them

[02:01:39] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[02:01:46] you didn't kill the people from last round there's too many

[02:01:48] why are all the people here again?

[02:01:51] bar

[02:01:52] like oh my god

[02:01:54] where did you kill me on this guy?

[02:01:57] it was neon sky

[02:02:00] phoenix

[02:02:02] phoenix

[02:02:03] 3 gone.

[02:02:05] The fuck out.

[02:02:07] Okay.

[02:02:09] Hey!

[02:02:11] How many is it? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[02:02:15] Loki's just one guy. You have to kill one guy here.

[02:02:17] What are you gonna have to kill? Oh, I only kill one guy?

[02:02:19] So the first one to get hit...

[02:02:21] So the first one to get hit

[02:02:23] with my soba dart like this

[02:02:25] right in the area.

[02:02:27] And you have to get directly hit by it by the way.

[02:02:29] You have to get directly hit by it.

[02:02:31] Two, one, start movin'.

[02:02:43] Scamming ahead.

[02:02:49] I can bounce it as well.

[02:02:52] Scamming ahead.

[02:02:53] Oh, my god.

[02:02:59] We're dealing area.

[02:03:03] We're dealing area. Oh, my god.

[02:03:06] Mara.

[02:03:07] Please.

[02:03:08] Punish him.

[02:03:09] Standing ahead.

[02:03:11] No!

[02:03:12] What?

[02:03:13] What?

[02:03:14] Get out of my way.

[02:03:15] We're dealing area.

[02:03:16] What?

[02:03:16] God.

[02:03:21] Standing ahead.

[02:03:23] Found them.

[02:03:24] Standing ahead.

[02:03:26] Found them.

[02:03:27] Revealing area.

[02:03:29] There they are.

[02:03:30] Revealing area.

[02:03:32] There they are.

[02:03:34] Standing ahead.

[02:03:35] No!

[02:03:37] Revealing area.

[02:03:39] Found them.

[02:03:40] Standing ahead.

[02:03:42] Yo, what?

[02:03:43] Revealing area.

[02:03:45] There they are.

[02:03:48] Now four.

[02:03:50] Yeah.

[02:03:51] Okay.

[02:03:51] because you killed three people at the first round

[02:03:55] that was the funnest one

[02:03:59] everybody follow me

[02:04:03] turn your HDD off with us so you can't see the bullets in the gun

[02:04:07] me? oh my god the guns despawned

[02:04:11] the guns despawned

[02:04:15] one second one second

[02:04:19] Turn your HOD off, okay?

[02:04:21] Alright, get your P.R.P. and jump like you showed me.

[02:04:23] Fucking dumbass.

[02:04:29] Alright, turn it off.

[02:04:30] Fuck that!

[02:04:31] I'm not kicked out of the game.

[02:04:41] Can I connect back or...?

[02:04:43] Try to hold up, yeah I believe so. Try to join back.

[02:04:47] Yeah, it's loading.

[02:04:52] What are y'all standing, though?

[02:04:54] What are y'all typing?

[02:05:05] That was so annoying, bro.

[02:05:17] Wait, we've been underwater this entire time in this map?

[02:05:22] Not back.

[02:05:24] Can I go up to these boats?

[02:05:43] What type of boat is this?

[02:05:47] What the fuck is this boat looks like their nose

[02:05:53] Yo, is she back? Yeah, she's back. Yeah

[02:06:03] Okay, everybody come here you can't see the bullets, right?

[02:06:06] what are you doing yo this should be a mini game bow another time stop if you

[02:06:19] kill me everything is fucking on after this shit again yo yo get the fuck

[02:06:27] down my god bro stop picking up the guns drop it drop it drop it

[02:06:34] yo reyna drop the gun

[02:06:37] fucking crash out

[02:06:43] drop all the guns you fucking stupid fucks

[02:06:46] hey dude these are my viewers dude don't be mean be nice

[02:06:49] subs bro

[02:06:50] yeah they fucked up

[02:06:52] come on fries now then

[02:06:53] okay okay okay okay

[02:06:54] look you have to pick one of these four vandals okay

[02:06:57] they fucked it up

[02:06:58] two of them have one bullet in it

[02:07:00] you don't see which ones right

[02:07:02] ones right? So we're just gonna pick a... well you're gonna pick one gun and shoot someone

[02:07:10] in the head and call someone out to come close. Okay wait wait wait are you retarded? Can you

[02:07:16] please rephrase this segment? There is two vandals here with one bullet and two vandals

[02:07:24] with cerebellus there's four people so two people are gonna die right

[02:07:31] of course it was right no no yeah my head's off my head's off okay okay so okay

[02:07:37] what about these pistols and these judges no that's what they brought what's

[02:07:40] they brought that's just stupid only the four vandals here only the four that I

[02:07:45] only see three yeah no no here here too okay so out of these four vandals

[02:07:54] There's one bullet in them.

[02:07:58] And there's two that are empty clips.

[02:08:01] Yep.

[02:08:02] Okay, Russian roulette.

[02:08:05] Exactly.

[02:08:05] Okay.

[02:08:07] I call up...

[02:08:15] I smell bad.

[02:08:17] Jet, come here.

[02:08:19] Are you fucking stupid? It's fucking me.

[02:08:22] Bar.

[02:08:22] All right, I call chamber chamber come here

[02:08:28] No pick it up you fuck don't pick it up. Sorry sorry sorry. Yo

[02:08:33] Yeah, you just pick you just fix all

[02:08:39] Let's pick one of them and shoot him in the fucking head

[02:08:52] They're lucky bro, they're lucky.

[02:08:55] Okay, throw it down after the map, throw it down after the map.

[02:08:59] Alright, next one. Chamber safe.

[02:09:01] So this is like 100% because now there's two vandals here that have one bullet in them and one that doesn't.

[02:09:09] The next person I pick is 100% guaranteed dead. Chamber, go sit in like a corner or something, like somewhere safe.

[02:09:16] Go right, go right side.

[02:09:18] Okay, all right, chat, who do we pick?

[02:09:31] Raina, come here.

[02:09:33] Raina, come here.

[02:09:39] I'm gonna go up and pick a gun, bro.

[02:09:40] Listen.

[02:09:46] Raina, which one do you want me to pick up, bro?

[02:09:48] You choose. Tell me which one. Left, middle, or right?

[02:09:59] Any last words right now?

[02:10:06] Die.

[02:10:09] Umm, I guess.

[02:10:18] Oh seven bro. Check it we get some O7s in the chat please.

[02:10:22] So we have three people remaining. Do we keep going Melvin? Or is that when we stop?

[02:10:28] First. Oh my god.

[02:10:29] There has to be one more S.O.D.A. here. So what do we want then?

[02:10:33] Oh... 50-50% chance.

[02:10:45] Sova. Can you please step here?

[02:10:46] Oh my god.

[02:10:48] camera camera please what gun do you want me to pick up um the one on your left i guess

[02:11:07] um these please

[02:11:10] uh any any last words um

[02:11:21] oh no just kill me bro

[02:11:29] hurry up

[02:11:34] come on

[02:11:34] Oh my god.

[02:11:39] Oh.

[02:11:40] Oh my.

[02:11:41] Well.

[02:11:42] Hell yeah.

[02:11:43] Sage.

[02:11:44] Get out of my way.

[02:11:45] Please die.

[02:11:46] Mara.

[02:11:47] Sage.

[02:11:48] What gun do you want me to pick up bro?

[02:12:00] Um, Sage, any, uh, any last?

[02:12:19] Oh, it's open.

[02:12:22] Barra.

[02:12:23] Oh.

[02:12:24] Barra.

[02:12:25] Congratulations, man. Whoever made it past, congratulations.

[02:12:35] Are you just full HP, both? Yeah.

[02:12:41] Right, come to B site next site.

[02:12:45] Can you go sage?

[02:12:50] I'm gonna go Sage?

[02:12:52] Yeah. I'm gonna have to end the phase. I'm gonna have to end the phase. I'm gonna have to end the phase.

[02:12:56] Oh shit.

[02:12:58] It's fine. It was chamber and...

[02:13:00] Sage.

[02:13:01] No, it was chamber and silver.

[02:13:05] Yeah.

[02:13:10] It's a knife fight basically.

[02:13:12] Everybody go back side here.

[02:13:15] Both of you guys, come here.

[02:13:17] Okay, you just please execute all the other people

[02:13:39] Okay, so I'm gonna have a knife right back side right so but they can't escape so wolf this

[02:13:47] Okay, so all I see for you, okay.

[02:13:49] Well, then you say people want to go.

[02:13:51] Alright, guys, you understand it's a knife fight and you guys are stuck in this zone.

[02:13:55] Whoever wins this one, do you want?

[02:13:57] Whoever wins this knife fight gets the bundle.

[02:14:03] Alright, do we all understand?

[02:14:05] Do we all understand?

[02:14:07] Yeah.

[02:14:09] Are you okay?

[02:14:11] Yeah, I can do it.

[02:14:13] Okay.

[02:14:15] All right, all right, you'll understand

[02:14:18] Yeah, but she's not touched the back wall of this

[02:14:21] Yeah, yeah, everyone go to their own wall, please

[02:14:23] It's right here, yeah

[02:14:24] When I throw my sage wall or sorry when I throw my orb in the middle right here, it's when we start, okay?

[02:14:33] Yeah, but I'm in the middle now

[02:14:35] No time limit at all, three, two, one

[02:14:42] Oh my god

[02:14:45] it's a BL3, by the way, sorry, we forgot to mention that, we forgot to mention that

[02:15:03] One enemy remaining.

[02:15:05] Sorry, it's a build.

[02:15:06] Oh.

[02:15:07] Wait, so...

[02:15:08] Yeah, it's a build 3, it's a build 3, it's a build 3.

[02:15:09] Okay.

[02:15:10] Can you turn auto respawn on?

[02:15:12] Okay.

[02:15:13] Auto respawn on.

[02:15:14] Yeah.

[02:15:15] Uh...

[02:15:16] Okay, chamber 1-0, right?

[02:15:18] Yes, chamber 1-0.

[02:15:20] Yeah, I'm 1-0, by the way.

[02:15:22] I'm 53.

[02:15:23] Ah, here.

[02:15:24] So...

[02:15:25] Oh.

[02:15:26] Can you just kill me, yeah?

[02:15:28] I can kill you.

[02:15:29] Last player standing.

[02:15:30] Their auto respawn on

[02:15:35] How do I respawn?

[02:15:36] You guys have shield, right? You guys both have shield?

[02:15:42] Yes, I can buy it

[02:15:43] I can buy it

[02:15:44] Auto settings?

[02:15:45] Just go to settings, cheats top right, scroll down to the bottom, sorry in the middle and it'll say auto respawn

[02:15:51] Just turn it on

[02:15:52] Okay, okay

[02:15:53] Thank you

[02:15:56] Okay, same thing guys

[02:15:57] Should we have shields?

[02:15:58] Yeah, just buy shields

[02:15:59] Yeah, I'll push him off.

[02:16:03] I don't think shield matters, does it? I mean, regardless of Vi.

[02:16:06] Of course.

[02:16:07] Of course.

[02:16:10] You would know you went through that, bro.

[02:16:13] Alright, y'all ready?

[02:16:15] So chamber has one point.

[02:16:18] Okay.

[02:16:19] Are y'all ready?

[02:16:21] Yeah.

[02:16:25] Three.

[02:16:26] Two.

[02:17:57] I'm good bro.

[02:17:58] Oh, is that it?

[02:18:00] Is that it?

[02:18:02] Yeah, that's it.

[02:18:03] It's pretty short.

[02:18:04] It's only 10 people.

[02:18:06] Should we do a splitter steal?

[02:18:08] I mean, you can do this shit again with other people.

[02:18:11] Should we do it tomorrow?

[02:18:12] Splitter steal tomorrow?

[02:18:13] We can do that.

[02:18:14] I would do splitter steal tomorrow.

[02:18:16] Wait, wait, wait.

[02:18:17] Ask the chat if they want splitter steal of this segment again with random people.

[02:18:19] I'm gonna go fucking my chat, thanks.

[02:18:21] I do what I want.

[02:18:23] I'm the tiger.

[02:18:24] I'm the tiger of the jungle.

[02:18:25] You understand me?

[02:18:26] You're a fucking monkey, bro.

[02:18:28] The fuck?

[02:18:29] Ha ha ha ha.

[02:18:31] Alright.

[02:18:32] Uh, Chad, should we do split or split tomorrow or no?

[02:18:38] You guys want a toy, Tom?

[02:18:41] Oh!

[02:18:42] Oh.

[02:18:43] Sorry?

[02:18:44] No, you're good.

[02:18:45] Alright, I'm gonna leave the call a moment, okay?

[02:18:47] Alright, a moment.

[02:18:49] What did you say?

[02:18:50] I'm gonna leave the call.

[02:18:52] Yeah, you're allowed.

[02:18:53] I give you permission to leave.

[02:18:54] Alright chat tomorrow. I don't know when I mean, I don't know should we give another bundle tomorrow? I don't know we'll see we'll see

[02:19:02] Chat low key. I want to do a discord

[02:19:05] Cam on segment tomorrow, but I don't know what to do, but I really do want to do a discord segment tomorrow

[02:19:13] I don't know what to do though

[02:19:15] Maybe we do splitter steal $500,000?

[02:19:27] Thoughts?

[02:19:29] Thoughts chat, thoughts?

[02:19:33] Best valorant and agent impression gets $1,000.

[02:19:36] Only $500,000.

[02:19:37] Okay.

[02:19:38] Yeah.

[02:19:39] Y'all are retarded though.

[02:19:41] Alright.

[02:19:42] Shall we play a couple more games of outshot?

[02:19:47] Oh, by the way, chat, I want to show you guys the house I want to go take a look at.

[02:19:54] The thing is, I don't want to leak anything, bro.

[02:19:58] I don't want to leak anything, chat.

[02:20:03] Like it's getting scary, bro.

[02:20:04] The days are getting scary.

[02:20:07] Like, wait, what, a Twitter, a Twitter dropped.

[02:20:12] Whoa, we stop our queue. Oh, what happened on Twitter? What happened on Twitter? What happened on Twitter?

[02:20:31] Public document

[02:20:34] What is this?

[02:20:36] Yeah, who is sunny?

[02:20:39] Who is sunny?

[02:20:42] Public document, holy, bro, the scariest thing in the world, chat first of all, this is why

[02:21:04] anytime I have any sexual intercourse with any female, I'm gonna tell you all right now,

[02:21:11] There is a NDA sign.

[02:21:13] Not even sexual intercourse.

[02:21:15] Any girl I talk to, fuck sexual intercourse.

[02:21:18] Any girl I talk to, NDA.

[02:21:24] 100% NDA.

[02:21:27] NDA, 100% NDA.

[02:21:31] Muda, you're a virgin and never get girls, so zero NDAs.

[02:21:37] Yeah, bro, this is like one of the scariest shit to ever happen, I mean out of no idea of the story though

[02:21:43] I don't know what happened this guy could be in the wrong to be honest. I'm just talking to my ass. I'm just saying like

[02:21:47] This is like the imagine waking up to seeing your name in a 30 page

[02:21:53] Like bro imagine you wake up and there's a 30 fucking page

[02:22:00] Document on you dropped on Twitter with your name on it

[02:22:07] That is insane like legitimately insane bro legitimately insane

[02:22:16] Yeah, bro, also, um

[02:22:21] Can someone tell me can someone tell me what happened

[02:22:26] What why is your savage the most like used cologne in the world?

[02:22:37] I hate that sense. How do you even know what that sense is?

[02:22:49] How do you even know what that sense is? Yo, I can't wait for apex legends on

[02:22:54] Tuesday, bro. Road to predator on Tuesday. I genuinely cannot wait for that, bro.

[02:23:02] I genuinely cannot wait for that, bro. Muda new Drake leak.

[02:23:05] Is this another- Bro this is probably a jumpscare.

[02:23:11] Wait is this real?

[02:23:15] Match found!

[02:23:17] Hamoot! Hamoot! Hamoot! Hamoot hadera!

[02:23:28] Let's go!

[02:23:35] I

[02:23:56] More of what horror game are you playing today chat? I was thinking

[02:24:00] Do y'all know what, what's that one like series I play that has like 25 games?

[02:24:06] Does anyone know what that thing is called? Like the games? What are they called?

[02:24:13] No, not Fierce the Fathom, the other one. Chicky

[02:24:18] Chila's Art. Chat, Chila's Art. Um

[02:24:23] Yeah, I'm gonna be playing a Chila's Art today and it's, uh, it goes, let me see.

[02:24:30] What's your name?

[02:24:37] Parasocial.

[02:24:38] Do y'all know what parasocial is?

[02:24:52] Is that a W game?

[02:24:53] Why are y'all saying we are?

[02:24:54] Forgive me.

[02:24:55] Jack, do y'all like parasocial?

[02:24:58] Social let me play a pair of social low Paul the war games are good. I know I love them bro

[02:25:03] I love them bro now type one in the cat if you're break type to the chat if you're horny type through the chat if you

[02:25:07] Love me type one the chat if you hate me type six in the chat if moody looks good type eight in a chat

[02:25:12] If your dick is big and then type nine on chat if you take a small and type ten of the chat if

[02:25:18] You're a virgin

[02:25:23] That's our best

[02:25:28] I'm sorry, Sula.

[02:25:35] Revealing area.

[02:25:40] Defeated.

[02:25:45] Enemy's down.

[02:25:50] Okay, you don't see one point left.

[02:25:56] Oh, I'm gonna kill you.

[02:25:58] What the fuck?

[02:26:00] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:02] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:04] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:06] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:08] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:10] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:12] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:14] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:16] Oh, fuck.

[02:26:20] What's this?

[02:26:22] It's my birthday in two weeks, not even in one week.

[02:26:29] It's my birthday in one week.

[02:26:32] What are y'all gonna get me for my birthday?

[02:26:35] What are y'all gonna get me for my birthday?

[02:26:38] Who asked?

[02:26:39] No one gives a fuck.

[02:26:41] Don't care.

[02:26:43] Nothing but plugs.

[02:26:44] Thanks

[02:26:46] I do a PO box unboxing for my birthday

[02:27:14] I'm gonna send you a dildo chat so that I actually open up a peel box for my birthday

[02:27:37] But what if you guys send me nothing bro, and I literally just opened up a peel box and I have nothing on my peel box

[02:27:48] And I just start crying because I got nothing for my birthday

[02:27:57] Like we're gonna send you bombs

[02:28:07] Watch the ground.

[02:28:08] Dinked.

[02:28:09] Really dinked.

[02:28:29] Come see.

[02:28:31] Go away. Go away. Go away. Sorry. Go away.

[02:28:33] Go away.

[02:28:34] Go away make a bunch of noise and come back see please

[02:28:40] Watching chamber chamber. Can you stay long chamber stay long chamber? Don't stay long. Hey, it's too long

[02:28:51] Come back see now come back now come back see now

[02:29:04] who 30 seconds left yeah one no no I'm not garage on grudge like like I'd be

[02:29:17] from being once upon I'm on the ground on this man fuck me my tight little ass

[02:29:23] My tight little ass

[02:29:25] No, fuck, sorry, I trolled.

[02:29:35] It's a good eco, but still, I'm on the top of the map, I think I don't need that.

[02:29:45] It's okay, we got this round.

[02:29:52] It's crazy how I only play like five games and not my whole head five is an overstatement

[02:29:57] So it's crazy how I only play like two to three games max a day of Valorant and

[02:30:03] Somehow I wake up and in all three of those games

[02:30:07] There's a guy called its freak TTV and the other team somehow

[02:30:14] Shut your fat ass up punk ass bitch

[02:30:22] Reloading

[02:30:34] Reloading

[02:30:35] No way this is not

[02:30:36] Get in the smoke!

[02:30:39] What?

[02:30:41] Reloading

[02:30:48] Go long, everyone go long except for Ratchet and Brea

[02:30:52] I have aimbot CT, I'm going to kill all of them, I'm going to kill all of them.

[02:31:21] enemy remaining yeah I really want to do a road to face it level 10 but I

[02:31:36] already did that you know I already did that you got me yeah of course I got

[02:31:45] Oh, I thought this guy was like a Jew or something.

[02:31:47] Not gonna buy you.

[02:31:48] WHAT?!?

[02:31:49] I don't know.

[02:31:49] WHAT?

[02:31:50] Keep up.

[02:31:51] LZLARIA!

[02:32:02] I'm alive, I'm alive bro, chill, I'm alive.

[02:32:04] I'm alive bro, I'm gonna be killed, I'm alive.

[02:32:07] I'm alive.

[02:32:08] I'm alive bro, I'm gonna be killed, I'm alive.

[02:32:10] I'm alive.

[02:32:11] I'm alive.

[02:32:12] I'm alive.

[02:32:13] I'm alive bro, I'm gonna be killed.

[02:32:14] We're short, we're short, we're short.

[02:32:15] Okay, I'm just gonna avoid short, but I might kinda get shot at, you know.

[02:32:19] Wait, no, I don't think anyone's short.

[02:32:20] Are you inviting me to court?!

[02:32:22] I'm not sure.

[02:32:23] I'm dead, though.

[02:32:24] What?!

[02:32:25] No, no, shit, no.

[02:32:27] Never to fucking million years.

[02:32:29] Not even if I had to, like, choose life or death,

[02:32:32] you're never to want to know.

[02:32:33] Fuck no, yeah.

[02:32:33] What the fuck?!

[02:32:35] No, no, I was gonna invite you to my birthday party on May 8th.

[02:32:39] I really wanted you to come, bro.

[02:32:42] Jason, guess what?

[02:32:44] My birthday is May 13th. Can we celebrate both of our birthdays?

[02:32:52] Yeah bro!

[02:32:54] Did you do this?

[02:32:56] Yes bro, I'll get you a cake and you get me a cake.

[02:33:00] Did you see him over to fly all the way to LA for your birthday?

[02:33:06] Yes.

[02:33:08] Listen, you don't have to do anything bro, I'm just extending the invite.

[02:33:12] Okay, and do I have to like what's the minimum like what's the minimum price?

[02:33:19] Like like like what's the myth cuz I know like once you get up there like you have to like like minimum prize

[02:33:25] You know like minimum birthday gift. What's the minimum birthday?

[02:33:31] Did you get did you get your did you get your maybug did you get your maybug emblem yet?

[02:33:39] Okay, well, you know what bro, I would love to come bro

[02:33:42] I would love to come but I'm gonna fly all the way to LA just to come to your birthday, bro

[02:33:50] No, bro, it's an honor to be at your but like bro, can I like chill with you at least like

[02:33:55] I'm just coming in what like I have no friends in LA, bro

[02:34:12] catch a vibe yeah is it you might be one of the sweetest human beings ever bro

[02:34:18] all right I'm gonna let you know bro I'm gonna let you know because like five

[02:34:23] hour flight to come to your fucking Sid the Sloth eyes birthday bro you know I

[02:34:27] would love to I would love to I'll let you know yeah wait wait wait wait before

[02:34:32] I go thank you for inviting me bro I will see you there I will see you there

[02:34:38] does your chat even want me there though can you keep it a buck of me are

[02:34:41] Are they spamming like the-

[02:34:43] No, it doesn't matter, bro.

[02:34:44] No, and my chat was the one that suggested that-

[02:34:46] No, actually, I-I'd want you there, bro.

[02:34:48] I'd want you there.

[02:34:49] Bro.

[02:34:50] You know what?

[02:34:51] I'll be there, bro.

[02:34:53] Thank you.

[02:34:54] I'll be there, bro.

[02:34:55] Thank you.

[02:34:56] I'll be there.

[02:34:57] No, no, no.

[02:34:58] Thank you for being my bro.

[02:34:59] I love you, bro.

[02:35:00] Take care.

[02:35:01] Of course.

[02:35:02] Love, bro.

[02:35:03] Peace.

[02:35:04] I'm not going to that shit.

[02:35:05] I'm gonna keep it a buck, Michelle.

[02:35:06] No fucking way I'm going to that shit.

[02:35:07] Alright, let's go, man.

[02:35:08] Let's go, man.

[02:35:09] What?

[02:35:11] What?

[02:35:13] What?

[02:35:15] Flogging sights open!

[02:35:17] Flogging sights!

[02:35:21] What?! I'm gonna die!

[02:35:23] Chesh, should I actually fly to LA for his birthday?

[02:35:27] Really?

[02:35:29] Like is that even like...

[02:35:31] What do I even do?

[02:35:33] Should we do a night in LA should we do a night in LA IRL stream with me Jawad

[02:35:44] Are you too broke for LA well, that's easily five bandos

[02:35:49] That's easily like five bandos right there $2,000 of flight tickets three thousand other flight tickets

[02:35:56] You know what I was in my private jet

[02:35:59] Go for the concept don't be an old friend. No, well, I actually love to go and it's not even like a make new connections type of thing, bro

[02:36:06] like I

[02:36:08] Just I

[02:36:10] Like their energy, bro. I like Jason and I'd love to be around them, bro, you know

[02:36:15] So

[02:36:18] I might go

[02:36:28] right now

[02:36:42] to the big one

[02:36:44] I

[02:36:58] Got big nose

[02:37:14] I'm not Jewish. I'm Lebanese though. I mean, why is there three here? They're sniping so hard

[02:37:44] I

[02:38:00] Do I really pop out to LA

[02:38:06] So I fucking hate

[02:38:08] I

[02:38:14] Why why do you hate LA? I don't know bro. It's just like I'm such a introverted

[02:38:22] I'm such an introverted

[02:38:25] Guy who just stays at home all day plays video games and then goes to the gym, bro

[02:38:30] You know

[02:38:33] And if I go like aren't I gonna take a day off from the jet from the stream?

[02:38:38] Like how am I gonna go and not take a day off nice higher-hello holy shit I'm

[02:38:57] touching introvert bro like I'm gonna have to like Papa Perk go clav mode

[02:39:04] I want to do some like OD shit like pop a fucking perp and become like claff that day or some shit like that

[02:39:25] I just don't want to go and feel out of place

[02:39:29] Y'all know what I mean

[02:39:34] come on me right now come on me come on me come on me

[02:40:13] I'm gonna go in and like feel out of place.

[02:40:26] I want to go first.

[02:40:29] Me, I'm a minor please.

[02:40:31] Ooh, perfect.

[02:40:33] That's my type.

[02:40:34] Muda, how do I become one of the trusty mods

[02:40:37] but maintain my full-time job at the same time?

[02:40:40] Sweet, basically, you need to send me a dick picture

[02:40:42] Muda underscore 21 at gmail.com all right, and then I'm gonna have to go to the bohemian grove and do a ritual and

[02:40:49] Then you can become my mod

[02:41:12] One enemy remaining.

[02:41:16] Fight Planted.

[02:41:18] Ready at this.

[02:41:25] Last round in the half.

[02:41:27] There's no way X is going out of all people, right?

[02:41:38] Cool.

[02:41:40] X is a place in LA. X is not pulling up.

[02:41:44] Mooda go enjoy. LA bro, I'm sick of being the only one to pleasure you.

[02:41:50] I'm only gonna go to LA if I have a girl waiting for me there bro, cuz I can't sleep alone in LA.

[02:41:55] I'm gonna cuddle someone up when I'm in LA.

[02:42:00] They're beating Eddie up.

[02:42:02] There's a fucking monkey in there.

[02:42:04] I'm not going to be able to fight you.

[02:42:11] Fight!

[02:42:12] Fight!

[02:42:13] Fight!

[02:42:14] Fight!

[02:42:15] Fight!

[02:42:16] Fight!

[02:42:17] Fight!

[02:42:18] Fight!

[02:42:19] Fight!

[02:42:20] Fight!

[02:42:21] Fight!

[02:42:22] Fight!

[02:42:23] Fight now, me!

[02:42:24] Fight!

[02:42:25] Fight!

[02:42:26] Fight!

[02:42:27] Fight!

[02:42:28] Last player standing.

[02:42:29] My ult's not ready.

[02:42:30] My alt's not ready

[02:42:45] Pushing sides at 3 CP 2

[02:42:52] Stay walla Jason leap by fucking number

[02:43:00] Are you serious? No. Nah, he wouldn't do that, right? There's no way.

[02:43:06] Say voila! Actually? Hello? Selena, what's good?

[02:43:18] What's up Selena? How are you? I'm doing good baby, I'm doing good.

[02:43:25] Yeah, uh, Jason invited me to his birthday party in LA and the world on the street, you also live in LA?

[02:43:36] Yeah.

[02:43:41] Yeah.

[02:43:43] You know what I mean?

[02:43:46] I'm driving too long, driving too long.

[02:43:48] I don't know where you're calling me.

[02:43:49] I'm on the phone with, with, with...

[02:43:51] I'm gonna hold the window, bro, I guess.

[02:43:55] What do you mean

[02:44:05] I still have a story

[02:44:09] I'm a smoke in five

[02:44:17] Getting hit by a sheriff so much

[02:44:20] The bull side

[02:44:22] No, no, no.

[02:44:22] No, I was like, you're still following.

[02:44:24] 77.

[02:44:28] One enemy remaining.

[02:44:29] Oh, I was scared.

[02:44:30] Yeah?

[02:44:30] No charges left.

[02:44:34] I'm not a cop, so what are y'all saying?

[02:44:36] The enemy only looks good parts.

[02:44:37] I don't have a lot of luck.

[02:44:40] Need a draw.

[02:44:40] Got a draw.

[02:44:42] Thank you.

[02:44:43] Thank you, bruh.

[02:45:22] I mean, if I die by a shotgun, I'm gonna take my cock out and then start shotgun-ing.

[02:45:31] Whatever that means.

[02:45:32] Get him out of there, get him out of there. Nice.

[02:45:37] I got a D-ball for someone.

[02:45:38] Nothing on my body.

[02:45:41] I'll see what I'm about it new beginning

[02:45:47] New beginning

[02:45:50] I'm going down

[02:45:53] Well, you're kind of nasty. Why do you cheat? Well, the last time I cheated was I was 15 years old

[02:45:57] I didn't have a pure like addiction, bro. We all know I'm good at I'm good at every game, bro

[02:46:01] I just I like bro people did like y'all let me have a drug addiction or a cheating addiction in video games be honest

[02:46:08] Drugs are y'all retarded what you and I made you jump what

[02:46:38] Oh, my God.

[02:46:40] That's it.

[02:46:42] Spike down.

[02:46:44] Beat.

[02:46:46] There's a bomb.

[02:46:48] One enemy remaining.

[02:46:50] One enemy remaining.

[02:46:52] One enemy remaining.

[02:46:54] Terribly so.

[02:46:56] Terribly so.

[02:46:58] I should have been like me.

[02:47:00] Reloading.

[02:47:02] This place is nice, but not nice enough to die in.

[02:47:04] Let's win and get out of here.

[02:47:36] You fentanyl with only pixel? What the fuck. Nice.

[02:47:41] 40, 40, nice. Get off straight. Nice.

[02:47:47] Aw, I did not hear him.

[02:47:51] You're nice.

[02:47:54] Chat, how many people are going to be at Jason's party though?

[02:47:57] See what?

[02:47:58] Are there going to be a lot of people?

[02:47:59] Like, I don't know if it's just me, but when there's a lot of people, bro, I get stimulated.

[02:48:05] 100 people.

[02:48:24] Does LA have any good beaches?

[02:48:26] Because like low-key, I want to hit like a sand ocean.

[02:48:32] Does LA have like good oceans that are clean?

[02:48:41] No, not bitches.

[02:48:43] Beaches.

[02:48:57] I thought that was her.

[02:49:02] I mean with the resources that I had with the resources I had I did very good with the

[02:49:22] resources.

[02:49:23] I'm gonna touch you later.

[02:49:25] What?

[02:49:26] You have a text you later or I'm gonna touch you later?

[02:49:30] What did he say?

[02:49:31] I think that's honestly my daily dose of Valorant Chat, like, I mean, do we really want to play

[02:49:40] more?

[02:49:41] Should we play until we lose Chat?

[02:49:43] Should we play until we lose?

[02:49:45] Hey, Siri, FaceTime, Johan.

[02:49:48] Like, Loki, I'm down to play some car soccer.

[02:49:54] Also Chat, we're starting Road to Apex Predator on Tuesday.

[02:49:59] can you come to Miami this summer bro I'd love to go to Miami but I don't like to take

[02:50:13] many days off I have literally take zero like look at my twitch tracker bro like I literally

[02:50:17] take zero days off bro because I love y'all bro and also Asian Jeff scares me bro because

[02:50:26] the day he took a vacation this guy like literally like fell off bro it scares

[02:50:29] me yeah man holy moly I'm in my prime yeah I cannot miss a day I cannot miss

[02:50:40] a day bro I cannot miss a day I did ask I did ask cannot miss a day I did ask

[02:50:45] cannot miss a day I did ask cannot miss a day haven't taken a day off since

[02:50:53] February and that's because I was sick and I was sick that day I want you to

[02:50:58] understand that yo you're not coming to me to the birthday you're not you're not

[02:51:06] coming to the birthday party but I was asking to call you next I was gonna say

[02:51:10] do you think it's a good idea to go there

[02:51:14] Yes, if we go it's a good idea.

[02:51:16] But you're not coming.

[02:51:18] Alright.

[02:51:19] Unless you pay for your flight ticket.

[02:51:22] I'm down. Where is it?

[02:51:25] California. $1,500. Probably.

[02:51:33] Yeah, I can go with you all, bro.

[02:51:44] I'm just saying like like what do I how do I stream that or how do I like like

[02:52:01] it is a stream event but what I'm what I'm what I really like is that like I can hang

[02:52:07] get with them option too. That's gonna be cool.

[02:52:09] Yeah, but do you think it's like shameless if I just take like, how do I not like, you

[02:52:20] know?

[02:52:21] No, no, I'm saying I don't want to take a day off.

[02:52:28] I'm not gonna go alone, I need a camera and second of all I sound like anxiety I can't

[02:52:44] go alone though.

[02:52:47] Can you even still believe that I peaked at 47,000 viewers on April 20th?

[02:52:56] What?

[02:52:58] Say Wa-Lahi!

[02:53:01] Thank God, bro.

[02:53:02] Wa-Lahi, worth twice.

[02:53:12] Why do you drink like that?

[02:53:14] Uh...

[02:53:15] Yo, but actually, do you think it's...

[02:53:17] Do you think it's gonna be good content?

[02:53:19] I just thought, you know,

[02:53:20] if it's not the connections of, like, Justin and Ethan, you know?

[02:53:23] Yeah, it would be cool to meet them, eh?

[02:53:25] Yeah, like low key it was it was it was like yeah

[02:53:30] It would be cool it would be cool

[02:53:40] I'm scared to go bro like low key i'm introvert so i'm scared if i go and i just don't talk to anyone

[02:53:45] I just sit in the corner and don't talk

[02:53:55] But there's no way that you definitely heard it, and oh.

[02:53:59] Like I've introverted it, no, but I'm, I'm, I'm submissive.

[02:54:02] You know, I won't be like that, you just turn, I'll go like, you know what you do, I'll scream no, everything will be good.

[02:54:12] Don't act like this is water, bro.

[02:54:15] This literally says carbonated natural water, it's second of all, I don't drink.

[02:54:19] You re-fill it, it's beer, bro.

[02:54:22] It's not beer, it's water.

[02:54:26] You're gonna stop drinking like that.

[02:54:30] I'm just kidding bro.

[02:54:34] I have a question then.

[02:54:38] May 8th or May 6th chat?

[02:54:42] May 8th or May 6th, what do you say?

[02:54:46] 8th. So it's like a few days. It's literally a few days, yeah.

[02:54:50] Yeah

[02:54:57] Should we talk about it off-stream like what should we plan to do

[02:55:04] I'm gonna ask if I could sleep at his guest house or something

[02:55:08] You know, let me sleep at his guest house. Why are you saying no?

[02:55:13] They won't let me sleep at his guest house

[02:55:20] I mean there's no way people sleep there though because there's not so many people with cameras

[02:55:37] like they probably don't want to be like-

[02:55:41] Yo can you find out what software Asian Jeff is using to benefit his viewers so I can get

[02:55:49] 100,000 viewers too

[02:56:02] My ass

[02:56:07] It's probably him but like it's obviously it's obviously

[02:56:12] It's obvious. He's viewbotting bro. He's the one doing it. No, he's the one doing it

[02:56:17] Why would you know?

[02:56:19] Why would you know?

[02:56:20] Because who the fuck is going to spend thousands of dollars on Asian Jeff?

[02:56:23] Are you retarded?

[02:56:25] Bro, it's definitely not him bro, because it's so obvious it's not going to help this case like you growing as a streamer.

[02:56:30] It does grow, it does help him.

[02:56:32] Okay, let's see, how many people are training these?

[02:56:35] Okay, go.

[02:56:37] There's a full of some people in there.

[02:56:39] Alright.

[02:56:40] Yeah, usually he has like 100.

[02:56:43] Yeah, I'm like, it's not gonna help me, bro.

[02:56:47] If you didn't get any views, like, that's happening since, like, one week.

[02:56:51] Like, what?

[02:56:52] It takes one to know a view, modern.

[02:56:56] They caught on to us.

[02:56:58] They caught on.

[02:57:01] Um, so, yeah, you think I should really go?

[02:57:04] Yeah, how do you just stand, bro?

[02:57:06] I just know if you don't go, you go out, like...

[02:57:08] Regret it later?

[02:57:09] ...and say, like, fuck.

[02:57:10] Yeah, and we got it like quite a long way to go, I'm stupid.

[02:57:14] And also you need to get out of your comfort zone, anyway.

[02:57:16] Yeah, but minimum, minimum, minimum, I think a $5,000 trip.

[02:57:20] Why $5,000 trip?

[02:57:22] Because $1,000 for Plain Ticket Me, $1,000 for Jawad, okay?

[02:57:26] You can eat it though.

[02:57:27] Can eat it.

[02:57:28] Alright, and then obviously I'm going to buy shit there, the hotel, food, yeah, minimum 5K.

[02:57:33] What the fuck are you going to eat?

[02:57:36] Pussy.

[02:57:40] You know all golf is a girl they're waiting for me, you know that I'm only gonna go if there's any girl in the chat right now

[02:57:46] That's if there's any girl in the chat that lives in LA that wants to hang out with me

[02:57:50] type one

[02:58:05] That's all I do yeah, we're condoms

[02:58:10] I already have to

[02:58:20] Yo, can we stop talking about this bro like seriously, I'm on stream right now VPG bro little kids watch me VPG

[02:58:34] Anyway

[02:58:40] don't know. I around Muda? Did you Dutch? No. The next time something like that happens you're

[02:58:46] gonna Dutch again. If you go now and like you get over it already you know. Next time it's

[02:58:50] gonna be the Dutch. Yeah bro when I went to uh when I went to uh San Diego what was it called?

[02:58:56] I went to San Diego uh I went to San Diego. You had life? I know. No no no no San Diego TwitchCon.

[02:59:06] or you didn't have fucking the camera now I have the camera in the back

[02:59:11] back with the tanky backpack but yeah it was just so I felt so like you know

[02:59:18] yes but there's people you talk to play with true all right all right I'll

[02:59:25] I'll hit you, I'ma fall up with you, I'ma fall up with you.

[02:59:28] You know what I'll tell you is I don't go yet.

[02:59:29] I'm also using, if, yeah, I don't go to sleep though today,

[02:59:33] I can't go to sleep.

[02:59:34] What?

[02:59:36] Bro, I've been out since 20 hours or some shit.

[02:59:38] You have to go, you have to go to sleep?

[02:59:40] Yeah, I can't, I'm not like waiting until the end

[02:59:42] to stream you for your same bro.

[02:59:45] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[02:59:46] I didn't say that.

[02:59:48] Oh, what do you mean?

[02:59:48] As you say, give me one sec, let me see how much,

[02:59:50] let me see how much the price is on our,

[02:59:53] Oh yeah, yeah.

[02:59:54] Round trip or one way chat? What do I buy round trip or one way?

[03:00:08] What if I are you sure yeah, probably cheaper right?

[03:00:14] Like what if randomly Jason's like what if randomly Jason's like, you know what Moodo we want you to join

[03:00:19] Core just stay here, bro

[03:00:24] Fucking ask your dad long brother. Why are you asking like that? What if they do?

[03:00:37] You're a terrorist

[03:00:39] Let's see leaving from Detroit, Michigan Wayne Airport going to

[03:00:54] Out of miles again today, you're right.

[03:00:56] Uh, uh, to LAX.

[03:00:59] LAX, Los Angeles, LAX.

[03:01:02] Okay?

[03:01:03] I mean, you're going to New York?

[03:01:05] Huh?

[03:01:06] Am I going to New York?

[03:01:08] Like your favorite destination?

[03:01:11] Let's see how much this is.

[03:01:13] Uh, this is...

[03:01:16] $1,682 per traveler so it's me and Jawad going so it's $3,000 round trip round trip $1,600

[03:01:42] 4 tax per traveler so that's like 3k for me in july

[03:01:51] are you retarded?

[03:01:53] you said it Monday

[03:01:55] that's a lot of money dude

[03:01:57] bro that's...

[03:01:59] money comes and goes bro

[03:02:01] fax

[03:02:03] memory stays

[03:02:05] fax

[03:02:08] should i really do it bro?

[03:02:11] Bro, it's a long brain hack, you know what?

[03:02:14] Like, if you get invited, alone?

[03:02:20] You spent more money on your shitty titanium exhaust.

[03:02:24] How does this guy even know that?

[03:02:27] Like, what?

[03:02:28] This guy hasn't said anything in the entire stream

[03:02:30] and randomly drops that.

[03:02:32] I just think you're the guy who put the fucking picture in your car

[03:02:36] when you got hit by the bomb.

[03:02:37] Oh, it was probably him, bro.

[03:02:40] That was scary, bro. I don't even know how he knew where I was, bro. I don't know how he knew where I was

[03:02:47] Okay, yeah, I guess and I mean I guess I'll do it fuck it

[03:02:56] This is your cue to and the call

[03:02:58] Well, I see how you are, not bro, let's see how it is bro.

[03:03:05] Sash farming now huh, you're sash farming?

[03:03:07] Yeah, I'm gonna talk to Edgy channel bro.

[03:03:09] What?

[03:03:10] No, I'm just walking bro, I just wanna ask Jason, he's chasing so bad.

[03:03:20] Why?

[03:03:21] So if you guys can speak to him, Ni ha ma, shi, arigatou.

[03:03:25] Yeah, you're fucking racist bro.

[03:03:28] You gonna meet up with your fucking and lost brother, okay son?

[03:03:32] Sure, sure, sure.

[03:03:34] I don't like Bob.

[03:03:36] Yo, you're getting banned, bro.

[03:03:38] Check it.

[03:03:40] I said, so $1,600 per traveler.

[03:03:46] Maybe we go, bro. Maybe we go.

[03:03:48] Maybe we go, bro. Maybe we really do go.

[03:03:50] Chad, maybe we really do go, bro.

[03:03:52] Maybe we really do go.

[03:03:56] Muda, can we talk about this? What is this? This is like the obvious, most obvious jump scare.

[03:04:01] It literally says jump scare maze prank online game.

[03:04:14] Like, dogs, do you think I'm stupid?

[03:04:19] Like, dogs, do you think I'm stupid?

[03:04:26] I

[03:04:48] Retarded what is that weak ass jump scare bro? I think I had a worse jump scare when I had my first pregnancy scare

[03:04:55] Literally. She was horrible. Alright chat one more Val game. Chat one more Val game and a car

[03:05:00] soccer. Chat one more Val game and a car soccer. Yay, nay, or gay. Yay, nay, or gay. Yay, nay, or gay.

[03:05:06] Muda, have you seen this on the news? What is this? I knew it.

[03:05:15] I'm learning bro. I'm learning trust me. I'm learning guys. I'm learning I'm learning bro

[03:05:27] I'm learning. I put one more game. Let's play one more game. Fuck you. I'm gonna play one more game. I'm gonna play one more game

[03:05:33] new beginning

[03:05:36] New beginning

[03:05:40] Yo, um

[03:05:42] What was he gonna say?

[03:05:44] Y'all want to get this child inside my back? What's the best? What's the best? What's the best?

[03:05:49] What it can we play a league after I don't know who you think you are no

[03:05:55] No, we can't bro. All right, Tyler. No, we can't bro. Yo Melvin. Can you join mooders Bahamas Island and talk to my chat, please?

[03:06:04] Chalice I'm gonna take a piss. I did a piss brother too much water recently, bro

[03:06:07] I don't think there's much water in here, bro.

[03:06:12] Yo, Chad.

[03:06:14] What's goody?

[03:06:16] Yo, guys, guys, guys, you guys need to help me, okay?

[03:06:19] Don't tell Muda, don't tell Muda, okay?

[03:06:21] We need to manipulate him.

[03:06:24] That I'm going to Jason's party, okay?

[03:06:27] We need to infiltrate me somehow, okay?

[03:06:32] Help me out, please.

[03:06:35] What should I do, I guess, what should I do so I can go with him?

[03:06:40] What's the best plan to do then?

[03:06:44] Infiltration bro, English is not my first language bro.

[03:06:48] Can you tell the Berlin sir right now that, suck him off?

[03:06:54] Melvin you have access to all his revenue export to your bank account and just go?

[03:06:58] The problem is that, like after the trip I don't think I'm gonna work with him anymore.

[03:07:05] That doesn't work like that. Get in his backpack. Oh my god, I know what I'm gonna do.

[03:07:11] I'm gonna crawl in his nose. He's never gonna find me. And then I'm gonna jump out there.

[03:07:20] That's gonna work now. Mail yourself there. I don't think that's legal.

[03:07:27] Cameron bro, the problem is I don't live in Canada and Jawad lives like near him

[03:07:33] so it's a no-brainer that he takes me instead of Jawad, you know.

[03:07:39] Guys, I need someone to come up with like excellent plan and also if he says I

[03:07:45] can't come everybody is there for me please please I need this I have to go

[03:07:49] there I'll give you guys behind the scenes I'll make a behind the scenes vlog

[03:07:57] for you post it on mood accord okay

[03:08:04] cross-stress as a girl

[03:08:08] what

[03:08:11] so what bro what if I'm going there I'm making a vlog I don't fucking care

[03:08:15] you know come here bro select your agent go there and promo clip was

[03:08:24] Yo, please, dude.

[03:08:27] Yo, mother!

[03:08:30] Hello?

[03:08:33] Yo, ask your chat if I should come with you or not to Jason's party. Let's see what they say.

[03:08:41] Yo, chat, should I come or no?

[03:08:44] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Look!

[03:08:49] They're all saying yes.

[03:08:50] now we should go yes yes yes you're an asshole if you don't go

[03:08:57] globe you were up at 3 a.m. watching cooking video stop scrolling up what are

[03:09:02] you looking for there's no evidence which I guess

[03:09:07] And never

[03:09:17] Wait, that's a good one. I didn't read the yo, I'm not gonna edit your videos if I don't go

[03:09:37] I want to get food bro, hungry bro.

[03:10:05] Do I make uh, do I make uh, should I heat up some, some uh, food?

[03:10:12] The Rena just walked down mid.

[03:10:15] You always getting hungry.

[03:10:16] Would I get Chick-fil-A?

[03:10:18] Guys, I can't get Chick-fil-A, bro.

[03:10:20] Yo, why is everyone on my streaming schedule, by the way?

[03:10:24] Why is XPC going live early?

[03:10:26] Ron going live early?

[03:10:27] Jayce going live early?

[03:10:28] I'm gonna run my torsion lock feed, by the way.

[03:10:30] Jayce going live early.

[03:10:31] Oh, what's wrong with Fade?

[03:10:32] Wow, what are these guys doing bro?

[03:10:34] I don't like playing Sky and Ranks because uh...

[03:10:39] You're always getting full Sky and Ranks.

[03:10:41] No, you're real flashed by the way.

[03:10:43] And we're still gonna win!

[03:10:45] I hope so.

[03:10:47] Help, it's my dog!

[03:10:49] Bucky, close! Bucky, come on!

[03:10:51] well I take one for the team bro as the duelist I had to okay okay I'm gonna

[03:11:02] you're right I'm sorry daddy I mean yeah I'm gonna they are on your they are

[03:11:08] bro I invented cheating I think you see over on my schedule bro

[03:11:22] bro thinks he's the MC or something where do I send the dick pic again

[03:11:30] yo I don't need the trip you have to trip yo chill bro yo man I needed I need a

[03:11:37] fucking uh

[03:11:40] What I can't can we win trade

[03:11:50] There is a Lamborghini Aventador SVJ being sold in Mississauga, Ontario for two million

[03:11:57] They like kind of forced

[03:12:00] For SVJ easy kills

[03:12:03] I'm gonna go alert, alert, man.

[03:12:08] Alright, um, we're going over there, I'mma duck this.

[03:12:13] Bring them down.

[03:12:14] Take this!

[03:12:15] Go, go, go!

[03:12:16] Where are you?

[03:12:17] I'm coming back!

[03:12:18] I'm coming back!

[03:12:19] I'm coming back!

[03:12:20] I'm coming back!

[03:12:21] I'm coming back!

[03:12:22] I'm coming back!

[03:12:23] There's two more here, we should just go.

[03:12:24] I'm coming back!

[03:12:25] Get smoked, get smoked!

[03:12:26] Just go leave, bro.

[03:12:27] I'm coming back!

[03:12:28] I'm coming back!

[03:12:29] I'm coming back!

[03:12:30] I'm coming back!

[03:12:31] I'm coming back!

[03:12:32] No no no, go back, go back, something.

[03:12:34] We're going to the back.

[03:12:36] One B, one B.

[03:12:37] We'll shoot you in the back, okay.

[03:12:40] Okay.

[03:12:41] He's going trading, no worries.

[03:12:47] He smells an 1B, too.

[03:12:48] There's no info, there's no info, you know.

[03:12:52] You want to contact site?

[03:12:54] Yeah.

[03:12:56] Care left side.

[03:12:58] Care left side.

[03:13:02] Don't smoke. Cut that.

[03:13:04] No peeking.

[03:13:05] Okay, that's a smoke.

[03:13:14] Well, I'm on top.

[03:13:16] Last player standing.

[03:13:18] Spike down.

[03:13:19] Find the screen.

[03:13:21] 30 seconds left.

[03:13:25] One enemy remaining.

[03:13:27] CT enemy.

[03:13:59] How do I tell you bro?

[03:14:00] How do I tell you?

[03:14:01] I don't even know.

[03:14:02] I don't know if I just slam B.

[03:14:03] Muda, how far are you from Sudbury?

[03:14:06] I don't even know how you know that, but probably like a two hour drive.

[03:14:11] One hour drive.

[03:14:12] Something like that.

[03:14:43] Cheshire order Chick-fil-A?

[03:14:45] That's fine, I need you to play.

[03:14:47] Cheshire order Chipotle?

[03:14:57] Oh my god, Fatty, you're so fat.

[03:15:00] I killed the guy close to me.

[03:15:06] Nine quintillion, one hundred and thirteen quadrillion, five hundred and ninety-nine trillion, four hundred and twenty-one.

[03:15:12] The fuck ability you got on?

[03:15:14] Shhh, that's the ad war!

[03:15:16] What is that damnation, dumbass?

[03:15:18] My ass. Left, right with one there.

[03:15:20] Yeah.

[03:15:22] I'm not going to mention a check. Mood is delayed right before the round.

[03:15:24] Like, less than 10 seconds.

[03:15:26] Like, I'm just saying.

[03:15:28] So, they're watching.

[03:15:30] Yeah, we're cut.

[03:15:32] Alright.

[03:15:34] the

[03:15:41] the

[03:15:44] the

[03:15:48] the

[03:15:50] the

[03:15:53] the

[03:15:55] the

[03:15:58] the

[03:16:01] I'm not the mother's dick!

[03:16:07] How is this guy always killing me?

[03:16:11] Holy fuck!

[03:16:12] That means I'm hungry, bro.

[03:16:15] Those numbers are your net worth after your money laundering scheme, you dirty Jew.

[03:16:19] I am.

[03:16:20] That's your dick.

[03:16:21] Last player standing.

[03:16:22] Hi!

[03:16:23] Go to hell with Jinxie on Jason birthday party, he got invited, it could be a WL stream

[03:16:33] war zone when there's VR.

[03:16:35] Getting Jinxie with gold?

[03:16:38] Oh Jinxie is not going bro, there's no way.

[03:16:43] Jinxie and X are the most introverted like bro.

[03:16:47] There's just three everywhere we go.

[03:17:16] Can we ff I'd rather do anything I'd rather do anything in life right now than play this game

[03:17:20] She's nice

[03:17:22] I'm gonna make some food chat. This is not fun. I'm in the rather

[03:17:26] Just shout out to four sweet. We have a tiny

[03:17:35] It's disgusting there's like four people everywhere I go

[03:17:38] There's literally just like four people everywhere. I go bro. Like, you know, they move it, you know

[03:17:46] It's even covering the screen.

[03:17:56] Should I just ult the floor?

[03:18:03] This cat is looking hard.

[03:18:08] Oh, it's Kcat.

[03:18:10] Bro, are you even hiding your screen?

[03:18:13] Reversing K-Cat, bro

[03:18:17] K-Cat, it's K-Cat, it's K-Cat, it's like literally this guy has been sniping me

[03:18:23] Wallahi for two years and then saying the horror

[03:18:26] Maybe add like a third

[03:18:28] No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, no

[03:18:30] Maybe that's why you're two and six

[03:18:32] I don't know if I'm two and six, I'm literally like what?

[03:18:35] I don't know if I'm five

[03:18:37] There's a reason why you're two and six

[03:18:40] Alright, um, I'm not playing as ChimSniper, and I'm also not gonna have my teammate shit

[03:18:48] talk me.

[03:18:49] Uh, I'm good.

[03:18:50] The mood has changed in 2026, chat.

[03:18:55] Valorant doesn't have a hole on me anymore, I promise.

[03:18:59] Valorant doesn't have a hole on me anymore.

[03:19:01] I promise, bro.

[03:19:02] I promise.

[03:19:03] I do what I want.

[03:19:04] Alright, I'm not a slave to Valorant anymore.

[03:19:05] I don't give a fuck.

[03:19:07] Add delay. Uh, I'm good, bro. If I have to add a delay to play a video game, I'd probably rather just not play the video game

[03:19:15] All right

[03:19:29] You're beginning

[03:19:31] No

[03:19:33] Yeah, I don't have that guy's in band by the way. Kate yet. How is he not bad? It's been three years two years

[03:19:40] It's been two years. How did I not bad yet?

[03:19:44] Chicken shish the room honey garlic chicken

[03:19:48] Lettendill singing Josh I have some salmon

[03:19:53] Stop yo, why are y'all saying chopped bro? I'm literally trying to get some food, bro. Yeah, honey garlic chicken salmon

[03:20:01] or chicken shish kemuk, salmon or honey garlic chicken?

[03:20:06] Low key?

[03:20:11] You sound more zestier on the stream.

[03:20:14] That is just simply not true.

[03:20:16] Um, honey garlic chicken.

[03:20:21] Lemon dill salmon.

[03:20:24] Am I in the mood for salmon or chicken?

[03:20:28] Hey Siri, what is better, honey garlic chicken or lemon dill salmon?

[03:20:42] It depends on your taste. Honey garlic chicken is sweeter and savory while lemon dill salmon is

[03:20:47] lighter and tangy. If you want something rich and comforting, go with the chicken.

[03:20:52] For a fresh and bright flavor, the salmon is better.

[03:20:56] That was from chat.

[03:20:58] Shut up!

[03:21:03] How about some butter chicken and garlic none you have, baby terrorist?

[03:21:08] How long are we going to keep this joke for, bro? I'm not a terrorist, bro.

[03:21:18] Jeez, bro.

[03:21:22] 100 gifted to drink the green stuff behind you, what green stuff?

[03:21:52] I requested 100 million on your PayPal.

[03:22:06] Could you send it to me, please?

[03:22:09] Are you retarded?

[03:22:16] That microwave is almost as long as your nose.

[03:22:21] In his chat also jinxed, he said he would do more Earl just call and ask him.

[03:22:51] We are going to have so much fun when me and you meet Jason and our boys.

[03:23:04] Yo, how do I tell y'all?

[03:23:07] How do I tell y'all y'all are not coming to the birthday party bro?

[03:23:11] It's just me and Jawad bro.

[03:23:12] Y'all are not invited.

[03:23:13] Alright.

[03:23:14] Let me spray some of my cologne on real quick.

[03:23:19] Let me just spray some of my cologne on real quick if y'all don't mind.

[03:23:26] If y'all don't mind.

[03:23:32] If y'all don't mind.

[03:23:49] Can you smell sounds?

[03:23:54] What?

[03:23:59] Yo, Alexander, stop saying he's so fine. You're a dude.

[03:24:08] Like, what are you saying, bro?

[03:24:18] Yeah, my thick. My thick.

[03:24:34] All that cologne to still smell like India's cleanest river.

[03:24:38] I'm not Indian. I'm not Indian. I'm Arabic, bro. I'm Lebanese. I'm Arab.

[03:24:42] Alright? I'm not Indian. Like, what the fuck? I'm not a Jew. I'm not Jewish.

[03:24:46] I'm not loving you. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[03:24:48] Okay.

[03:24:49] Ha.

[03:25:09] What?

[03:25:16] Yo, why do y'all see you at every single changing bit?

[03:25:26] Chad, what are you two videos gonna be for today?

[03:25:36] What's our YouTube video going to be today, chat?

[03:25:51] Gooning? Like what?

[03:25:54] Please do the cop ones.

[03:25:57] So shall we do some cop swap today?

[03:26:00] Shall we do some cop slop today, chat?

[03:26:07] Shall we do some cop slop today?

[03:26:10] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:26:12] You know what's weird, chat?

[03:26:14] I have this weird bug every time I order from Chick-fil-A.

[03:26:17] I get like, every time I order Chick-fil-A, I order a salad.

[03:26:21] But for some reason, I always end up getting like something else.

[03:26:24] I don't know why.

[03:26:25] It's like some weird bug.

[03:26:27] I get like a chicken deluxe meal instead.

[03:26:29] I don't know how to fix it, to be honest.

[03:26:59] How do I zoom in that hard?

[03:27:17] Your hinge girls also have the same bug it seems.

[03:27:24] Mar.

[03:27:29] What do we watch?

[03:27:36] What do we uh, what do we watch like I need to eat I need to watch something let's see

[03:27:48] what the boys are up to

[03:27:49] What do you should try out and ring I already played that game chat

[03:27:55] You're going to be sweating in a couple of minutes and you're going to stop.

[03:28:13] Bro, Ankh is crashing out over there.

[03:28:15] You're going to go live with your own guy and you'll be what?

[03:28:20] Oh, you're going to do live?

[03:28:22] Yeah.

[03:28:23] Yeah, we're about to explore the map.

[03:28:24] We've never been to this map. It's pretty like cray right now.

[03:28:28] Yeah.

[03:28:28] Basically, I'm trying to explore P.O.L.A. and their code with the map, and it shows colors of the new gray.

[03:28:33] Matter.

[03:28:33] Yeah.

[03:28:36] What are you about to do?

[03:28:41] Is that the same shirt from yesterday?

[03:28:43] You just asked me that, stupid bitch. You just asked me that 20 minutes ago, and I told you I was going to do it.

[03:28:46] You could've changed that shirt.

[03:28:47] This thing is a bad man.

[03:28:50] Two times again!

[03:28:52] Oh!

[03:28:52] Oh my god.

[03:28:54] I did it.

[03:28:56] That was almost something to taste.

[03:28:58] That was almost something to taste.

[03:29:00] Jason was talking about it.

[03:29:02] Yeah, you're a fucking loser.

[03:29:04] You keep doing this shit.

[03:29:06] Wait, nose is itching.

[03:29:08] So, he made me take five airwine pills.

[03:29:10] Shut up!

[03:29:12] And he's like this.

[03:29:14] It's itchy. I can't get my nose.

[03:29:16] I'm gonna put you guys in a ticket gig.

[03:29:18] My body, when your stomach hurt.

[03:29:20] Really? Did you get killed?

[03:29:22] Yes bro!

[03:29:24] Well I think we might be cli-

[03:29:45] J- Is Dauntless like...

[03:29:47] A normal human being or no?

[03:29:50] Actually...

[03:29:57] Rubble with the port few months I love you.

[03:30:11] There's no way I should play for the bottom.

[03:30:13] The next time I need it, I'm just hunger.

[03:30:17] chat chat what's the most uh what is the most like what is the most like fun

[03:30:30] rule to play and League of Legends

[03:30:47] Okay, then then you add Dota or Ligin arguing with Dumpfox and then uh, then you add Deadlock and it's argument.

[03:31:00] Redacted.

[03:31:04] No, the thing is that there's too much viewers on Twitch for someone like not to need viewbotting.

[03:31:12] Like there's too much, there's too much viewers on this platform for someone not to be viewed,

[03:31:21] someone's V-modding bro.

[03:31:22] There's not enough viewers to go around.

[03:31:25] There's not enough viewers to go around bro.

[03:31:32] I

[03:31:48] Could read you now, bro

[03:31:53] Sorry

[03:31:59] Oh crap

[03:32:02] When should we close yeah, it's guys gonna hop on my wall right?

[03:32:07] I'm gonna pop the fully fit up until the fully visible. Oh wow that was a great play for them

[03:32:15] That's actually not bad

[03:32:18] We're gonna reinforce it so we need to try to heal here and

[03:32:21] Rotate out here bro. I'm period with the 12 months. Fuck you shine with the nine months fuck both of you

[03:32:28] I love y'all bro. I appreciate y'all. I love you guys. God bless you.

[03:32:37] Chad, who would you guys say the biggest streamer on the planet is?

[03:32:41] Speed or Kai or Aiden?

[03:32:49] It's crazy.

[03:32:50] Chad, this is one of the smallest I think I've ever been. I think I've ever been.

[03:32:58] I already did my intro though, but I but in my intro I said until you go in by booted

[03:33:05] I'm was I'm a bro. I'm a redo the intro

[03:33:21] I know you was right though

[03:33:23] Chas, anyone in here been in the helicopter before?

[03:33:28] Yeah.

[03:33:29] Who are you?

[03:33:31] Just come over and be in this.

[03:33:35] Really?

[03:33:38] When's your helicopter streamed, Chas?

[03:33:41] I'm not going to lie.

[03:33:49] Ever since Kobe died in the helicopter,

[03:33:52] I never want to go on a helicopter ever again. Like ever.

[03:33:58] Like Rest in Peace Colby, though. I love that guy, bro.

[03:34:10] What is UD up to?

[03:34:22] Please for America's sake don't go in a plane we all know what happened last time one of

[03:34:49] Yon did that.

[03:34:55] Sir, he's going to die!

[03:34:58] He will die!

[03:35:01] What is this?

[03:35:03] He will die!

[03:35:05] Dude, y'all think Jim Seal is made in the lab?

[03:35:08] Do y'all think Jim Seal is made in the lab?

[03:35:19] Watching Draft, watching whatever it is.

[03:35:22] Mario, yeah, it's not too bad, hold the tent.

[03:35:25] Junko wants to call.

[03:35:28] What did Junko say?

[03:35:29] Oh, no, I'm not watching!

[03:35:34] I was watching my video,

[03:35:36] but we didn't see watching my damage in video.

[03:35:38] I'm actually supposed to go to the dining room

[03:35:40] this month, you said that you've been tight.

[03:35:42] Should I bail or trap there?

[03:35:44] No, bro, bro?

[03:35:45] Bro, I think Ron would literally die.

[03:35:49] Ron would duck.

[03:35:54] After seeing

[03:35:59] you at the

[03:36:02] after seeing you in box, edgy, please don't go.

[03:36:07] Hey, shut the fuck up, bro. I'm not doing no time to push you off.

[03:36:12] Okay, well, I'm not the slandest, but you're the slandest.

[03:36:15] Why don't I have mod in their channels bro? I should have mod, bro.

[03:36:27] Chat's like one if they should give me mod, bro.

[03:36:30] Exactly, bro. You can't either!

[03:36:34] I can do a pushup, you can do a pushup. Do a pushup. How many you want?

[03:36:37] Give me 20 pushups. Alright, you want a diamond? No, regular pushups.

[03:36:41] You tell me where to push up this, ready?

[03:36:43] Because I don't want to do the push up.

[03:36:45] And then you're like, oh, it's the Mickey.

[03:36:46] It's the Mickey.

[03:36:47] I couldn't say I'm not.

[03:36:48] I'm not.

[03:36:49] 10, 11, that's good.

[03:36:51] That's good.

[03:36:52] 1, 2, 30.

[03:36:53] Good for you.

[03:36:54] 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

[03:37:03] Chat, why do they wear shoes in the house?

[03:37:05] I'm so confused.

[03:37:08] Is that like something white people do?

[03:37:09] They're not even white.

[03:37:12] They're just not even white.

[03:37:12] Well, is that the thing, is that like American,

[03:37:15] American or rich people?

[03:37:17] Like I don't get it.

[03:37:18] You wanna count half of it, something like this one?

[03:37:21] You really should push your head against me.

[03:37:25] Um, that's not bad, but actually pretty good,

[03:37:27] but I think you're ready.

[03:37:28] I'm going swimming in brook like this.

[03:37:30] Dude, I don't care, bro.

[03:37:31] I don't care, bro.

[03:37:33] No, bro.

[03:37:34] No, boys do this for two weeks.

[03:37:39] I

[03:37:51] Careful bro, you can't step on the blue

[03:37:59] We got to go that one

[03:38:09] Somebody

[03:38:15] What's your opinion on flex ninja, I don't know

[03:38:29] Yeah, see I know y'all hot dumb hot

[03:38:33] Wait, so what happens if we swim in this water we die I mean

[03:38:36] I think like 30 years ago like 20 years ago it was bad is Batman what who is the

[03:39:03] The goat of rap and Drake isn't even on the list.

[03:39:13] Like what?

[03:39:14] Toby McGuire, Andrew Garfield, Tom Holland, nobody likes Spider-Man.

[03:39:19] What the fuck are you talking about?

[03:39:21] Nobody likes Spider-Man.

[03:39:23] What a dumbass take is that.

[03:39:26] Nobody likes Spider-Man.

[03:39:27] Everybody likes Spider-Man.

[03:39:29] Bro, everybody likes Spider-Man?

[03:39:31] the way I think that man playing as fuck yo moodic and everyone follow or one

[03:39:37] extra what I think they're all cool like they're all superheroes but it's like at

[03:39:42] the end of the day Batman's just a rich guy

[03:39:44] Spider-Man is actually a fucking superhero like it's on the 8th on the 8th

[03:39:56] Yeah, oh unless you send to PJ I might not be able to make that one, but we'll see maybe

[03:40:05] On God on

[03:40:07] Yeah, I was

[03:40:08] Swear, you know, Muda. How is it going?

[03:40:11] My track lines of people a through peace about today the shorter stream, but I'm live tomorrow today

[03:40:18] We have some things to do and today and tomorrow probably so both days. I'm doing a

[03:40:24] secret shoot

[03:40:26] Offstream um, so that's why I'm not gonna drag it any longer because it's already five

[03:40:31] It but we don't have a chill light day. You know, I mean, we gotta go to farmers market. It was good vibes can't complain

[03:40:36] bought a lot of stuff

[03:40:38] Made someone smile today. How does Zoil fit in the backseat? So

[03:40:43] You know, it's a W trio

[03:40:46] W group hanging out

[03:40:48] Come on, put the lights on and stop me now.

[03:40:53] End the string. End it. End it. End it. End it.

[03:40:56] What's that?

[03:41:00] No, not like he's fat. I didn't think about that. I didn't even think about that.

[03:41:05] I'm not like he's tall as shit. How does he even fit in the back seat?

[03:41:08] seat

[03:41:25] Holy shit daddy is okay. What the fuck is this toy now? I get why you play with toys it up

[03:41:33] What's up a toy is this bro?

[03:41:38] Now they're talking to you in my chat.

[03:41:40] That's a dumbass.

[03:41:41] What are you up to?

[03:41:42] Y'all hot chat TVs?

[03:41:43] Oh, this.

[03:41:44] Nice iPad, bro.

[03:41:46] You're a grown-ass man with a fucking nice fucking iPad.

[03:41:49] You're a grown-ass man with a TV, bro.

[03:41:52] Holy iPad on the law.

[03:41:55] I should try to keep this, huh?

[03:41:56] What is that?

[03:41:57] There's AT&T's out here cooking with my brother.

[03:41:59] Right here?

[03:42:00] Wait, is it cooking?

[03:42:01] I don't know.

[03:42:02] Minimize that, bro.

[03:42:03] There's a bunch of...

[03:42:04] Here.

[03:42:05] There's more cookies?

[03:42:06] Yeah, there's a bunch of string.

[03:42:07] I can't believe I'm so close to them and they didn't like invite me to the courthouse, you know

[03:42:12] I was pretty shocked they didn't invite me to the courthouse, child

[03:42:22] You know who the fuck are you

[03:42:37] You don't need to curse one?

[03:42:38] No, I mean tonight.

[03:42:39] I don't know.

[03:42:40] Fuck off.

[03:42:41] Fuck off.

[03:42:42] Can you start bro?

[03:42:43] We're waiting for you.

[03:42:44] Can you use your son on or no?

[03:42:47] No.

[03:42:48] Can we use your bathroom bro?

[03:42:51] Bro.

[03:42:52] Bro.

[03:42:53] Fuck off.

[03:42:54] Wait.

[03:42:55] Can we start your bathroom?

[03:42:56] Marlin can only do the fifth now.

[03:42:58] Marlin can only do the fifth?

[03:42:59] Yeah.

[03:43:00] Yeah.

[03:43:01] Yeah.

[03:43:02] We either do us four, the sixth, or the seventh, or we try to do the fifth.

[03:43:06] I can do defense. I can do defense too. Alright, we can fucking eat it.

[03:43:12] Wow, bro. I'm not the live chat. I just had the best meal of my life, bro.

[03:43:20] Wow. Alright. Alright.

[03:43:24] Chat, we played Valorant. We did a Valorant segment. We still have horror games to do,

[03:43:30] y'all know I like to end my stream off with horror games so what do we do

[03:43:46] we either play league of legends right now we either play rocket league right now

[03:43:51] or we either hop on apex and practice for the new season but honestly i want to keep i want to

[03:43:58] No, let me retract my statement.

[03:44:02] I don't want to, I don't want to start Apex yet.

[03:44:06] I want to start Apex on Tuesday, and I want to start fresh, and I want to start clean.

[03:44:11] No?

[03:44:12] Please hop on Roblox and what, talk to minors?

[03:44:18] Like what do you want me to do on Roblox?

[03:44:21] Like what do you want me to do on Roblox?

[03:44:23] I think we do rock the league and I think we do a league of legends also bro I'm not

[03:44:32] going to lie chat coke is zero has to be a hack no coke zero has to be a hack right

[03:44:42] I just started drinking this like maybe a couple days ago eat it with my food zero calories

[03:44:48] All that unhealthy food but zero coke

[03:45:01] What's unhealthy? I don't have any unhealthy food. What are you talking about?

[03:45:06] motherfuckers really drinking coke nowadays. What does that even mean, bro?

[03:45:14] Wait is uh is train live today? I wonder if trains live today. Well, what's happening on kick chat?

[03:45:21] Yeah, I want to play some rock league today chat. Do you all give me permission to play rock league?

[03:45:38] As his dream been on starting soon

[03:45:44] For the last 20 minutes

[03:45:53] Has his stream been on starting soon for the last 20 minutes

[03:45:57] Do y'all know how to do this trick by the way, like I want to show you all this trick

[03:46:13] that I found out.

[03:46:15] Do y'all know how to make your coke float?

[03:46:27] You

[03:46:42] Cheating once again, you know y'all are so annoying though like bro shut up, bro

[03:46:51] How do I make my cock float?

[03:46:54] All right, uh

[03:46:57] Anyway, um, okay, um, all right, anyway, chat, um, WSP, big nose bitch, give me money, rich

[03:47:11] guy.

[03:47:12] I'm not rich, bro.

[03:47:15] I'm not rich.

[03:47:16] Uh, all right, chats.

[03:47:18] Ah, bro, I look, you want to show you guys the house that I went to go look at yesterday?

[03:47:25] But at the same time, I don't, bro.

[03:47:27] Come on, let me fill up stairs.

[03:47:29] All right, chat, Rocky League, yay, Mayor Gay.

[03:47:32] Come on, let's play a little bit of Rockley, chat.

[03:47:33] Am I allowed?

[03:47:34] Chat, do you guys give me permission to play a little bit of Rockley?

[03:47:38] Chat, do y'all give me a little bit of permission to play Rockley?

[03:47:42] Throw a little bit, and then we hop on League of Legends.

[03:47:48] Low key, I want to play League of Legends, but you guys hate when I play League of Legends.

[03:47:53] So yeah.

[03:47:56] Fuck League do horror?

[03:48:01] Popcorn.

[03:48:02] I don't want to do horror games.

[03:48:03] Yeah.

[03:48:04] I want to...

[03:48:05] I've been doing amazing brother.

[03:48:06] Thank you.

[03:48:07] Thank you for asking.

[03:48:08] Rizmoutha with the 11 months.

[03:48:09] I love you so much.

[03:48:10] God bless you.

[03:48:11] MonkeyTex with the 2 months.

[03:48:12] I love you.

[03:48:13] Hepes with the 12 months.

[03:48:14] God bless you.

[03:48:15] Gabby with the 2 months.

[03:48:16] I love you so much.

[03:48:17] God bless you.

[03:48:18] Moutha check this house out.

[03:48:19] Oh my god by the way chat look at this shit bro can I show you guys real quick chat I'm

[03:48:33] just gonna go ahead and leak it bro I don't give a fuck chat this is the house that I

[03:48:38] put in an offer on yesterday chat this is the house I put on the offer yesterday okay

[03:48:47] I'm just gonna go ahead and leave it, but I don't really care, alright? I don't really give a fuck, uh, but yeah.

[03:48:52] Chat, THIS!

[03:48:54] RIGHT HERE!

[03:48:57] Is the house...

[03:49:00] I put in an offer.

[03:49:02] Alright?

[03:49:05] Three.

[03:49:06] Two.

[03:49:07] One.

[03:49:17] So chat it's a 2.7 million dollar house. I put it in an offer yesterday. All right chat and yeah man

[03:49:30] I think it's time to move in bro. Now I'm gonna keep it a buck chat. I am trolling.

[03:49:35] One day though I will be saying those words and I will be meaning it but today chat yeah I did

[03:49:42] not put an offer in that house I'm gonna be honest. Jack can I be honest bro last night?

[03:49:46] I'm not even trolling, bro. I was up late at night like chilling looking for houses and I was like bored

[03:49:52] And I was like acting like I was rich. So I'd like email them and be like

[03:49:57] Hey, would you perhaps take 2.8 million?

[03:50:02] I woke up with like 10 different emails of people trying to talk to me and reality. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest

[03:50:08] I was just trolling y'all bro. I want to be honest

[03:50:11] Yeah, so I think everyone

[03:50:16] Oh yeah, I feel bad, bro, you know, I feel bad.

[03:50:24] Alright, chat a little bit of Rocket League and then League of Legends, yay and then

[03:50:28] a horror game.

[03:50:29] Are y'all down?

[03:50:32] Are y'all down as you know?

[03:50:35] Are y'all down as you know?

[03:50:37] Okay, let's go.

[03:50:39] Steam.

[03:50:40] Open up some Rocket League.

[03:50:44] Yo, horror game today is gonna be SO STILL AMAZING!

[03:50:53] Alright, uh, Spotify, yes, we need music with Rocket League, yes, yes, yes, chat, do y'all

[03:51:01] give me permission to go upstairs and throw this in the garbage?

[03:51:06] Do y'all give me permission to go upstairs and throw this in the garbage?

[03:51:14] you

[03:51:44] you

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[03:58:14] you

[03:58:44] you

[03:59:14] you

[04:00:14] Like demo demo

[04:00:44] sleep till morning on all my quiet nights.

[04:00:46] But you can rest assured that my mind is right.

[04:00:48] Get no sick days.

[04:00:49] I leave for like three months and six days.

[04:00:52] Never stick around as you should change.

[04:00:54] Get little updates.

[04:00:55] Texting my inboxes of been popping.

[04:00:57] Seasons go by like I've been watching.

[04:00:59] Went from club piloto in the bridge to club live.

[04:01:02] Tonight even showing up at a club as we going biz.

[04:01:05] I can't even party while a nigga pursuing this.

[04:01:08] Distractions will do you in in the truest sense.

[04:01:10] Especially people that want to lecture me and frame it

[04:01:13] Like they just want the best for me or they check for me whatever spits it up

[04:01:16] So there's more for them and there's less for me down all they got to be faster than me to get to me

[04:01:21] No one's done it successfully

[04:01:24] Seven a.m. In Germany can't believe that they heard of me last verse that I gotta do is always like surgery

[04:01:29] Always trying to let go anything that a burden me that's the reason you can feel the tension and the urge

[04:01:34] You see last chance I get to make sure that you take it personally take the shit the hardest always executed perfectly

[04:01:40] Fuck you bitch. Fuck you.

[04:01:45] FUCK YOU!

[04:01:47] BITCH!

[04:01:50] Yeah, Popcorn, do you think I'm better on slow sense?

[04:01:52] Also, yeah, but that guy was like so hardcore, like chasing.

[04:01:57] That was the most like AIDS ones player I've ever seen in my life.

[04:02:01] Bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:02:03] You didn't improve on ground level? Yes, I agree, bro. I agree. I agree. I agree, bro. Yes, I agree.

[04:02:10] I've already done a hardcore marathon run before, it wasn't really a marathon though, it's kind of like a let's play series.

[04:02:20] Yeah, I already did that on stream before.

[04:02:25] It was Loki fun as fuck.

[04:02:34] I fucked up my fucking air dribble bro.

[04:02:40] I fucked up so hard, I'm retarded, I fucked up so hard.

[04:02:58] So bad, so bad, so bad, ffff, skin's shocked already.

[04:03:10] fuck!

[04:03:40] Is this invulnerable?

[04:04:10] Just like that, my answer has been answered.

[04:04:35] Thank god.

[04:04:40] Noooooooooo!

[04:05:02] Noooo!!

[04:05:32] F*** my dick, bro.

[04:05:36] Yeah, shit.

[04:05:40] F*** my dick, bro.

[04:05:44] F*** my dick.

[04:05:48] F*** my dick, bro.

[04:05:52] F*** my dick.

[04:05:56] F*** my dick.

[04:06:00] Got my dick, bro.

[04:06:01] Yeah, shit.

[04:06:16] No, fuck you.

[04:06:24] Ha!

[04:06:26] Hey, I'm gonna say a couple names

[04:06:28] And if you're in the chat, I'm sorry, Ferstahl, fuck you, Bella, fuck you, famous, fuck you.

[04:06:35] That's it, so it's up my head.

[04:06:58] No way, that was nice.

[04:07:23] Fuck.

[04:07:29] No.

[04:07:34] That Siege Bandler key killed your content.

[04:07:36] Not at all.

[04:07:37] Everything was going so swimmingly.

[04:07:39] Still no.

[04:07:40] No one wants to watch Rocket League or L'Olbora.

[04:07:42] I mean, Nenten Yahoo.

[04:07:45] That just means you came from the Jinxie, like, collab.

[04:07:49] That's it.

[04:07:53] you know there's a bajillion other streamers like you don't have to watch me

[04:08:03] right I do agree you know it was uh it was cool the siege the siege fuck the

[04:08:14] The siege door would have been cool, but it's not that deep, you know?

[04:08:31] Like if you don't like Rocket League, if you don't like siege, or sorry, if you don't like

[04:08:37] Rocket League, you don't like Legend, that's just you, and there's nothing against you.

[04:08:41] Yeah, you can't say killed my content

[04:08:48] Fuck this is yeah, I knew it bro

[04:09:11] No, no, I watch you because you're actually funny don't take it like that but like game-wise it's just a bit repetitive

[04:09:21] Well, yeah, of course, but I'm not Hawaii rock league is that's why bro even me I can't play rock league for more than 40 minutes 30 minutes

[04:09:30] That's why I only play it every day for like 30 minutes. I mean, I shoot for eight hours, you know

[04:09:35] kind of streaming bro listen I've been shooting for two years and I would say

[04:09:41] I'm like in like a really good spot for only streaming for two years you know

[04:09:47] like believe it or not I hate I hate comparing metrics because comparing

[04:09:51] metrics is bad and that's why I have my view count off and almost anything I do

[04:09:56] but like literally my view count is never on for me ever right but I'm pretty

[04:10:04] sure Jinxie in two years the biggest

[04:10:06] streamer right now the biggest streamer

[04:10:09] right now that we have in two years

[04:10:12] wasn't where I am in two years but again

[04:10:16] I hate comparing man I'm not comparing

[04:10:18] metrics I'm just saying I gotta be doing

[04:10:19] something right so yeah yeah getting

[04:10:24] banned from seed was kind of else but it

[04:10:26] didn't kill me at all at all

[04:10:34] At all

[04:10:37] If anything it gained me bro

[04:10:51] Fuck me my fucking dick fuck I'm getting off this game, bro. It's not a game. Oh

[04:11:04] That was such a nice shot, but it's a good save.

[04:11:30] I fucked up my wave dash!

[04:11:47] Go one fuck up in rocket league!

[04:11:52] One fuck-up on Rocket League, one fuck-up on Rocket League, one fuck-up on Rocket League, bro.

[04:12:22] you

[04:12:52] you

[04:13:22] you

[04:13:52] you

[04:14:22] you

[04:14:52] I don't know I don't really like um yes like like like that much I love CS but it's not

[04:15:18] like my craziness. The thing is chat bro you know how cool it would be to get the top

[04:15:27] rank in every game bro. Do y'all know how cool it would be to get a top

[04:15:36] rank in every game? I already got face level 10. I need Apex, I need Rainbow, I need League,

[04:15:41] and then I need like rocket league and bro I think that's gonna be so cool

[04:16:01] league would take you years to get challenger

[04:16:11] bro I am fucking

[04:16:41] Oh

[04:17:11] it's a goal, yeah let's get ass

[04:17:40] Get

[04:18:10] No, obviously bro like yeah, what about more of a rival's top rank?

[04:18:33] Probably not.

[04:18:34] But I mean I think if the day comes bro and I like literally like wish the top rank in

[04:18:38] every game there's no games left yeah chat and then probably I probably I

[04:18:41] probably probably probably probably probably will

[04:18:51] mobile I was asked oh no

[04:19:00] I feel like road to GC will be better no bro we need to do like SSL bro

[04:19:08] What a good free flip by me I'm actually learning this game, bro

[04:19:27] Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie chat I'm not gonna lie can I be honest, bro, bro

[04:19:30] The only time us streamers get on mobile rivals them were sponsored bro and they make a bag off

[04:19:36] like

[04:19:38] You know, bro, look, I have to sneeze during a kickoff, look, how is that fair?

[04:20:03] Yo, pre-jumping is so bad, I need to stop doing that.

[04:20:28] Bro.

[04:20:35] Ah.

[04:20:42] Oh

[04:20:56] Boom actually god

[04:21:12] Anyways this is my last donno. I love you brother, watching you destroy everyone on

[04:21:23] siege in their own game was just fascinating to watch. I came from Jinxedsea but Jinxedsea

[04:21:29] is live and I'm still watching you. Keep up the work kiss aggressively.

[04:21:34] I love you bro, I love you.

[04:21:36] This is for you bro.

[04:21:37] This goal is for you.

[04:21:39] Alright.

[04:21:40] Get the fuck out of my stream bro.

[04:21:43] FUCK!

[04:22:04] I

[04:22:34] I bet five year old, I love and nothing's gonna test you there

[04:22:41] In right there with the guy, found you through chinxsium sticking around

[04:22:46] Goat

[04:22:47] Bro, I wanna fuck you bro, thank you bro

[04:22:53] Alright, if y'all send

[04:22:54] BAM BAM BAM

[04:22:55] One more donation

[04:22:57] Saying something like that

[04:22:59] Bro, I'm gonna

[04:23:00] Every time y'all send something nice, I lose

[04:23:03] Angelica, thanks for 18 months. God bless you. I love you

[04:23:20] Yeah

[04:23:23] But that's seriously, bro, I appreciate y'all bro, I appreciate y'all genuinely both glossy. Thank you, bro

[04:23:28] I love you so much. Netanyahu

[04:23:30] Well, your donation name is Netanyahu. I can't say that, bro. If I say thank you Netanyahu.

[04:23:35] Oh mother, you are such a beautiful man. Let's make love.

[04:23:38] Oh fuck.

[04:24:00] My face, pal

[04:24:02] No stars

[04:24:04] Little bit tough, Jimmy Cho

[04:24:06] That's all you find

[04:24:08] Diamonds don't mind that

[04:24:09] Thousand tears

[04:24:30] you

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[04:32:00] you

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[04:39:29] Isn't life amazing

[04:39:34] From the bottom of my heart.

[04:39:38] That isn't life.

[04:39:40] How does it feel to have everything come crashing down because of one mistake?

[04:39:48] What is crashing down?

[04:40:04] What?

[04:40:07] Chat, shall we play League of Legends now?

[04:40:09] Yay, nay, or gay?

[04:40:13] Edoch with the tier one,

[04:40:14] get yourself for two months,

[04:40:15] I love you so much, God bless you.

[04:40:16] Chat, do you guys think gaming is dying?

[04:40:18] Rizzy with the plan, I love you so much, God bless you.

[04:40:20] Chat, do you guys think gaming is dying?

[04:40:32] Well, guess what, guys?

[04:40:34] Well, guess what guys? I'll be the one to rez it!

[04:40:40] Hey bro, me, Jixi and Keso guys, the big three.

[04:40:45] Alright chat, the big three. The big three. The big three chat, the big three.

[04:40:53] Chat, we're gonna fix and rez gaming. The big three. Bro snuck himself in.

[04:41:04] does he know

[04:41:34] Chat, should we play League with Kadeem?

[04:41:41] Two months.

[04:42:04] I'm gonna be honest, probably just wants to farm everything until I can get like...

[04:42:14] Okay, nice, she got the ult.

[04:42:16] I don't want to go for the red though, because if I do run so-

[04:42:18] Chat!

[04:42:19] Does Dauntless just play and listen to the same song for 3 hours straight?

[04:42:26] Oh!

[04:42:34] wait hold on this is gonna go crazy wait a second the Vaude gets muted wait wait a

[04:42:41] fucking second wait if you go back in time it moves the Vaude

[04:42:44] wait a second why does it do that

[04:42:54] is this what League streamers do chat

[04:42:58] like they look 90% of them silly goose sundae bronze 3 gaming what's AT&T

[04:43:20] Annihilator cup. How do I get in this?

[04:43:35] You are not getting this you are not getting into AT&T

[04:43:39] Guys come on y'all really don't think get into AT&T

[04:43:43] Riot fucking hates you. You're not getting into it

[04:43:46] They do hate me I'm not glad they do hate me chat. Why is it so hard to get to level 30? I'm just so confused

[04:43:59] Why oh, I don't understand why?

[04:44:09] That I did I bought a I bought a one week boost check your boost stack

[04:44:16] Chad you boost stack?

[04:44:26] Wait, where is my sound? Why is my overall audio muted?

[04:44:34] Band champion mouse

[04:44:38] Why is something

[04:44:42] Why is my league muted?

[04:44:46] Sound music volume is down. Yes, but overall volumes up

[04:45:01] Check client settings. I just did

[04:45:05] Can I

[04:45:07] Bring you to the six mile really state show you why I'm the way I am

[04:45:14] Get on GTRT why

[04:45:16] look at trainwreck stream

[04:45:32] kicks down

[04:45:36] pick your shape and call

[04:45:40] uh... kicks down bro

[04:45:43] It's my internet.

[04:45:45] No, it's just cake.

[04:45:53] He won five million?

[04:45:55] How the fuck?

[04:45:57] He won five million dollars?

[04:46:07] Oh, ruins.

[04:46:10] Did I clutch up?

[04:46:11] Fuck.

[04:46:13] Yo, why do I have no audio?

[04:46:21] I hope it fixes itself when I load on.

[04:46:25] How many minutes does it take in a game?

[04:46:28] Uh, oh, audio mixer. Check audio mixer.

[04:46:32] You guys are so smart, bro.

[04:46:39] Audio mixer.

[04:46:42] That's on max

[04:46:52] Another day another day a league

[04:47:06] Five million dollars

[04:47:11] I just leave the ones you love picking up the pieces

[04:47:18] Minions has spawned

[04:47:23] Is that yoan why am I first thing yoan chat who wins in this matchup me or him chat who is stronger right off the bat yoan or me

[04:47:37] Like right out like level one low level

[04:47:41] I don't give a fuck, fuck him.

[04:48:08] He wants to come poke me.

[04:48:09] You know what he thinks he's fucking crazy, bro? I'm crazier, bitch. Come here.

[04:48:29] Bitch, you want to fucking press me without the bat, bro?

[04:48:33] You want to press me?

[04:48:38] Muzza, would you mind coming over one day?

[04:48:41] I need you to get in the pool and start back stroking so I can scare the kids by saying

[04:48:46] we have a shark in the pool.

[04:48:47] Oh, you're such a fucking asshole

[04:49:17] I got it.

[04:49:47] They have 20 CS, CS 10.

[04:50:45] I just got a new boat, but the rudder is broken. Do you mind coming over and putting your head in the water so we can steer it?

[04:51:01] What'd you say?

[04:51:03] The rubber is broken. Do you mind coming over and putting your head in the water so it can steer?

[04:51:08] Well, my nose isn't that big it's big, but it's not that big bro. You're so over dramatic bro. Come on

[04:52:08] This is more worried about being a guardian than being a friend.

[04:52:12] Oh

[04:52:35] It's not back siesta come on

[04:52:38] That was good. No

[04:52:41] That was good though, no

[04:52:50] Good are over his are yeah, that was good. Yeah, I see how I art over his are

[04:52:54] Was that a good flash yes or no was that a good flash yes or no

[04:53:24] fuck minus one, site minus one in the chat right now

[04:53:28] fuck

[04:53:35] Muta, please turn your head slowly, you're causing a drast

[04:53:41] Yo, whoever that is bro

[04:53:54] And Alive has been slain.

[04:54:20] Chatmonee's in his E.

[04:54:23] Chatmane is in his E. Do I fight him or no?

[04:54:53] Well chat, do you believe me that I've only been playing this game for like the last week?

[04:55:13] In my life I have a hundred hours on this game, max.

[04:55:17] Am I a fast learner at least?

[04:55:22] I've played this game before, but I only played like 20-30 hours of it and then I never played

[04:55:29] it again until last week.

[04:55:37] Do you have 2348 hours in console?

[04:55:41] Bar.

[04:55:44] that knows of yours is practically a great sword. You have an advantage.

[04:56:14] I

[04:56:29] Did I do the best at least did I do the best I could have chat

[04:56:32] Did I do the best I could have there like is there anything I could have did differently there

[04:56:39] Like was there anything else I could have done

[04:56:44] Not chase was that a really a bad chase like how was I supposed to you know one

[04:56:54] thing I need to learn is like look at the map way more I feel like

[04:56:59] who are you every time I tune in I see a big nose blocking the camera

[04:57:16] Oh, fuck it. Fuck you.

[04:57:46] I can count on you, right Umi?

[04:58:10] And one thing I forget, Chai is my W. I keep forgetting W exists.

[04:58:20] What rank would you guys say mechanics wise?

[04:58:23] Mechanics wise, Chai.

[04:58:27] What would you guys say my rank is mechanics wise?

[04:58:29] Silver, really?

[04:58:31] So what are the ranks though? Iron, iron, broad, silver?

[04:58:35] The game senses low-key iron, well low-key, yeah, that's that's that's okay

[04:59:05] What is he retarded?

[04:59:34] I wasted flash on accident.

[04:59:36] I fat fingered, uh, that flash.

[04:59:40] I fat fingered flash.

[04:59:46] Yeah, I meant to use ignite, but I used flash instead.

[04:59:54] Is that a common issue, chat? Do people accidentally, like, get fat fingered, please?

[05:00:00] Is that normal?

[05:00:04] So I'm just fat so just say it then chat just say it bro am I fat

[05:00:34] That motherfuckers pinky, bro.

[05:00:42] Oh, shadow or storm surge.

[05:00:46] There was no storm surge.

[05:00:47] It was cheaper.

[05:00:49] You have to ignite earlier.

[05:00:51] Wait, I thought ignite, wait, my friend Jawad said you used ignite only a long time ago.

[05:00:57] He told me this.

[05:00:58] You only use ignite when they're low HP and you have to.

[05:01:01] Is that, like, wrong?

[05:01:31] Well I don't even know if I can kill this guy right now bro, this guy's tanky bro.

[05:01:35] Is that supposed to be like a top laner or something?

[05:02:01] well this game is so addicting this game is actually so

[05:02:19] like it's actually bad

[05:02:49] Oh, I've already used my ult. Jack, can I even fight these guys without my ult? Yes or

[05:03:05] no? I feel like this is risky, no? I feel like this is risky, I'm not gonna fight it. Should

[05:03:11] Did I fight the Sunel?

[05:03:41] I

[05:03:58] Look at that fact there's no way they don't have that right

[05:04:04] Well, I feel so bad for what's happening

[05:04:11] Can I flash on him chat yes or no?

[05:04:25] My friends are my power.

[05:04:28] Your team has destroyed a turret.

[05:04:41] Umi, you get me.

[05:04:55] What the shit, it's so confused that I'm not there.

[05:05:25] I don't believe in the first one.

[05:05:38] I believe in us.

[05:05:43] Check the CS even matter anymore like once you're like over level kind of.

[05:05:53] It does, really?

[05:06:06] I just lost so much HP because of that.

[05:06:08] What?

[05:06:32] What happened?

[05:06:33] Oh, I got it.

[05:06:35] Yo, is Yoan just murking us mid?

[05:06:41] Chat, should I just go for his tower, should I start fighting mid?

[05:06:55] You need to push your lane, what are you doing?

[05:06:58] Okay, I almost said it when I came, bye bye.

[05:07:28] Let's follow me!

[05:07:36] Your team has a story in code.

[05:07:39] Then our lives is in slain.

[05:07:42] What is the function?

[05:07:43] Bar.

[05:07:53] So let's see.

[05:07:58] Oh my god.

[05:08:23] Oh my god, what just happened?

[05:08:28] What just happened?

[05:08:32] Holy throw what happened what did I do wrong you could have killed all of them I

[05:08:43] Was like stuck my arm wouldn't work

[05:08:50] I spammed our I swear I spammed our it wasn't working you were CC that's why what does that mean?

[05:08:58] I don't get it.

[05:09:23] No bro I threw so hard I'm playing so ass I could have killed all of them I didn't even

[05:09:53] use my tool fuck I didn't see I had my two active fuck

[05:09:57] an enemy has been slain

[05:10:07] I could have killed all of them bro

[05:10:23] Okay, now I'm arrived too. I have all like whoever I see next is just getting absolutely

[05:10:39] like obliterated. And now Yona's more s-s-syes than me. That's scary, because I was beating

[05:10:46] him by a lock. I'm gonna stay in my lane. I'm gonna progress my lane. I'm gonna break

[05:10:50] that whatever that is.

[05:11:20] No, that guy's so strong.

[05:11:27] Okay, Jack, can I never fight that guy because that guy's strong, so should I not fight that

[05:11:43] guy?

[05:11:44] You never focus tank never ever focus tank okay only fight squishes

[05:12:03] Stop using your W randomly

[05:12:09] Chess shadow flame a button I can press or no is that just the past

[05:12:14] An enemy has been slain.

[05:12:21] Come on!

[05:12:37] Shut down.

[05:12:41] Guardians, don't get happy in this.

[05:12:44] I don't know where they want to charge.

[05:13:14] damn bro it's quiet right now

[05:13:27] My team is getting obliterated.

[05:13:34] Do I even fight that?

[05:13:41] I sometimes wonder if taking the oath was a mistake but I hold that my team fight away.

[05:14:00] Oh god.

[05:14:01] Is it Drake when they're ma-

[05:14:23] I don't know what I do there, what do I do there?

[05:14:29] bro why why what i don't know what to do there

[05:14:40] we just don't from winning the game to losing the game

[05:14:47] Is it still winnable?

[05:15:12] your map bigger I don't know how to do that well my team just keeps dying like

[05:15:19] fuck and they got oh my god no I'm so tired of this shit

[05:15:42] I did not know that I don't I did not know that brings good

[05:15:56] No, I don't I'm just losing this shit. I don't know bro like I can't even get mad. I'm not even gonna get mad

[05:16:05] I'm not even gonna get mad because I don't even know what I'm doing, but all I know is mechanical

[05:16:09] That's it. I don't know anything else.

[05:16:11] Chah, how do I make my mat big?

[05:16:14] Camera?

[05:16:16] Game?

[05:16:19] Interesting.

[05:16:20] I think Slade's been about to see this.

[05:16:22] An enemy has been slaying.

[05:16:26] I suppose that's good.

[05:16:37] Your new why stress?

[05:16:38] I don't know bro like that's how I was that's always how I am

[05:16:43] How are we gonna win this game? Is this game like loseable like to be lost to be lose 100% to be loose

[05:17:08] I just don't know where to push on the map.

[05:17:38] We need to save ourselves.

[05:18:08] that was his clone I mean I don't I don't I don't know that I don't even know

[05:18:15] half these characters bro

[05:18:23] your inhibitor has been destroyed

[05:18:28] Fuck, man.

[05:18:33] Did we lose the game, actually?

[05:18:58] Why is it not voice calling?

[05:19:28] damn bro, what did i do that game that was wrong?

[05:19:57] I mean, there's just so much that I don't know about the game, bro.

[05:20:01] So I can't be mad at myself, fuck.

[05:20:05] Fuck, are you serious?

[05:20:08] Why are you like this?

[05:20:11] Whoa.

[05:20:12] Where's the comfort?

[05:20:13] How you doing?

[05:20:14] I'm good.

[05:20:15] I'm good.

[05:20:16] I'm good.

[05:20:17] I'm good.

[05:20:18] I'm good.

[05:20:19] I'm good.

[05:20:20] I'm not a fan of the outside team, but I'm a pressure. I think about Jake's heart and just the pressure that was I agree with him.

[05:20:26] Because they have come and we're in the midst of strength and we're in the midst of fear.

[05:20:30] The pokefabers in the re-election show, can we just speak to them?

[05:20:33] Uh, okay ma'am, it's...

[05:20:35] Oh, chat.

[05:20:36] Say the...

[05:20:37] What the fuck is this guy doing on RP?

[05:20:42] Yes.

[05:20:43] Go into your phone.

[05:20:45] Okay, can I be honest with you?

[05:20:47] Yeah.

[05:20:48] I stole it.

[05:20:49] Look, okay, listen, I, okay, I landed in this city this morning.

[05:20:55] I have no money, no car, no nothing.

[05:20:58] I don't have anything.

[05:20:59] I need help.

[05:21:00] I have nothing.

[05:21:01] Do you have money?

[05:21:02] I could go to the casino and triple it.

[05:21:04] I swear.

[05:21:05] Alright, I can give you some money.

[05:21:08] For real?

[05:21:09] Oh my god!

[05:21:10] Sorry.

[05:21:11] Yeah.

[05:21:12] Bro, is Jixi like a...

[05:21:13] What?

[05:21:14] Damn bro GTA 6 comes out in 6 months huh?

[05:21:36] RP in 3 years though? What is RP? Oh, like 5M drops 3 years later after GTA 6?

[05:21:45] Is that actually how it works, chat?

[05:21:53] No, no, I can't. I can't have Dante as my coach, bro. If he coaches me, I might actually tweak and like break something.

[05:22:06] I did yeah, how's that? How is this more my style of coach if I'm gonna be honest?

[05:22:28] What the fuck

[05:22:36] I love XGC because this guy literally plays the most random fucking, like what is Kerbal

[05:22:49] Space Program?

[05:22:54] There's like less than 50 people playing.

[05:23:01] Those who know?

[05:23:02] What do you mean those who know

[05:23:32] No, that's not good.

[05:23:34] You guys are throwing up gang size.

[05:23:36] What about this?

[05:23:37] Like for pork or cake?

[05:23:39] No.

[05:23:40] That's not even how you spell it, bro.

[05:23:43] Oh, maybe like one of these?

[05:23:46] Or one of these.

[05:23:48] Oh, no, that's trash.

[05:23:51] We could probably get creative.

[05:23:53] I like this, though.

[05:23:55] We go like that.

[05:23:56] We need a codename session with the boys, bro.

[05:23:59] I don't know how they stay up that late.

[05:24:01] I'm gonna be honest, bro. I don't know how they stay up that late. Like I swear to God

[05:24:05] I don't know how to stamp that way, bro. I I don't know how to stamp that way

[05:24:10] Well, like in Greek X they all step like 7 a.m. In the morning. I

[05:24:16] Don't even know how they do that. I swear to God. I don't know how they do that

[05:24:20] Well, I used to do it all the time back in the day like back in the day when I was young

[05:24:24] I always used to do it, but bro

[05:24:27] So I don't know what it is every single time I'm pulling, I stay up super late.

[05:24:32] When I wake up at night, I don't get my Aida, I think my body wakes me up at 11.

[05:24:38] And if I try sleeping past 11, it won't let me sleep past 11.

[05:24:42] I know that when I met like when I was like 15, when I was like 15, 14, 13, during like

[05:24:49] COVID, I would stay up till like 11 AM every night and sleep till like 7 PM every day.

[05:24:55] But now I can't, no matter what time I sleep, if I wake up, I'll always wake up like hours

[05:25:01] after.

[05:25:04] I think that's like a.

[05:25:26] So we can write to you so.

[05:25:33] I hope you all have fun, and I'll catch you all later.

[05:25:35] We are going to raid in five, four, three, two, one, peace.

[05:25:39] See you tomorrow.

[05:25:42] Never mind, because Alex just pinned a message,

[05:25:44] and that reset the raid.

[05:25:47] All righty.

[05:25:48] We are going to raid in five, four, three, two, and one.

[05:25:55] I will see you guys tomorrow.

[05:25:57] WRAADE!

[05:26:00] Joe, thank you, but.

[05:26:02] Say them God!

[05:26:08] Oh my God!

[05:26:10] Say them swear to God!

[05:26:12] Say them swear to God!

[05:26:15] Oh my God!

[05:26:18] Y'all fuck with the red!

[05:27:02] Guardians don't get happy endings.

[05:27:13] Which I want my versic. What is this character?

[05:27:20] For store guardians, there's always another fight.

[05:27:24] Oh, I hate this fucking thing.

[05:27:31] Is that like a lock on?

[05:27:46] Don't wanna move if the SWAT team is on your house already.

[05:27:57] I like this big minimap by the way, it's very juicy.

[05:28:09] What is that?

[05:28:10] What the fuck is that spell?

[05:28:40] No, minus one.

[05:29:10] Why y'all saying Sonion?

[05:29:12] What did I do wrong?

[05:29:17] How is she healing so much by the way?

[05:29:20] Like, does she just like, what is happening?

[05:29:22] How is she getting...

[05:29:24] How many pots does she have, a Vigilion?

[05:29:52] No, no, like she went from 0 HP, she keeps healing up somehow.

[05:29:56] Does she have like a passive that heals her chat?

[05:30:16] No, man, not like...

[05:30:22] when you mess up on this game you genuinely just want to kill yourself bro like that's

[05:30:31] how it feels like to mess up on this game.

[05:30:52] It's gotta be the worst feeling in the world, man.

[05:31:22] NOOOOO!

[05:31:25] Minus one, bro.

[05:31:36] Moody or Woodrake?

[05:31:37] I brought the unplastic, bro.

[05:31:52] I'm not giving up.

[05:31:59] You're not giving up.

[05:32:06] I'm not giving up.

[05:32:11] I'm not giving up.

[05:32:16] Yes. Fuck him. Yes, he's like, how does she have so many heals? What the fuck?

[05:32:42] shouldn't be a death threat.

[05:32:55] An enemy has been slain.

[05:32:57] An enemy is gone.

[05:32:59] I'll keep fighting, I'll keep winning.

[05:33:29] Our guardians have rules

[05:33:44] Look at that tower crust, what does that mean? You're learning fast with someone that has disabilities

[05:33:52] Like bro, what I'm not I don't have any disabilities, bro

[05:33:59] My city, these people, they do.

[05:34:06] Enemy double kill.

[05:34:18] We were heroes before we took the earth.

[05:34:29] I'm so impatient I hate it I'm so impatient

[05:34:56] Plank for kills? Is that bad chat? Plank for kills?

[05:35:26] C.S. is more important than- okay.

[05:35:41] will teach you how to fight

[05:35:55] Damn, why does she buy heal potion? Isn't that bad?

[05:36:03] Like, should I just do that? Should I just keep poking instead?

[05:36:41] I still still have you

[05:36:47] Oh, there's more enemies

[05:36:58] Just give me a minute, okay

[05:37:11] Any of us who level 18?

[05:37:32] I'm not done yet, only.

[05:37:37] I think I need to stay in my lane more, chat.

[05:37:43] Chat, do I need to start staying in my lane more?

[05:37:52] Kill him!

[05:37:54] Nice.

[05:38:02] An ally has been slain. You have slain an enemy.

[05:38:32] Chat, my mom said end stream, my mom said end stream and come to the stake at the house.

[05:38:39] Just we end stream and end stake at the house.

[05:39:32] what in the f***ing f**k

[05:39:44] I

[05:40:14] Why would you make me watch that? Why would you make me watch that? Who cooked that?

[05:40:26] Yo, Kevin, villager underscore case, 2011. I hope one day when you're 35 years old, bro,

[05:40:37] and you completely forget about this moment, I hope one day you walk home, bro, and you're

[05:40:44] Corphan is just cheating on you, bro.

[05:40:48] 20 years in the future.

[05:40:57] Vuss.

[05:40:59] Vuss.

[05:41:14] wait what why is no one fighting her wait what why was I the only one that

[05:41:24] wanted there was three of us because she's fed but chat if all chat if we

[05:41:40] We all went in. Would we have lost that?

[05:41:51] We would have lost that?

[05:42:40] you

[05:43:10] you

[05:43:40] you

[05:44:10] you

[05:44:40] you

[05:45:10] Then after that, I think we go overwatch or we do or we do or we do rock-a-league

[05:45:30] It's gonna take us a while to deploy China rank 1 bro, cuz let me tell you why.

[05:45:47] We have a lot of time until watch parties are done.

[05:45:52] Like, watch parties, they're gonna take, watch parties are gonna take a long time for them

[05:45:59] to be done.

[05:46:00] You wanna hit Grandmaster and League of Legends LOL, hardest fuck for a visa?

[05:46:10] Yeah, the thing is bro, China just opened up borders for Canadians.

[05:46:15] Frank, I don't know, I'm not going to do a story mode game for a while to be honest.

[05:46:22] I guess this guy said bro was trying to leech off of everyone, I guess, because zero out

[05:46:28] of ten rage bait right there, no?

[05:46:30] It's got to be like a zero out of ten.

[05:46:34] It's like a zero out of ten.

[05:46:40] You can easily get Rockin' League SSL, but it's going to take you troll too much.

[05:46:55] I need a really good duo for twos, and then I also need master mechanics, and then play

[05:46:59] for months, and then I'll get SSL.

[05:47:02] The thing is, though, do I even really want to get SSL?

[05:47:05] I feel like I do.

[05:47:06] I think the one I'm so excited for for some reason chat is League of Legends.

[05:47:23] Maybe because I've never played this game before, like ever had a League of Legends

[05:47:27] phase in my life, right?

[05:47:29] I think that the longest I've ever played League of Legends consecutively was like maybe

[05:47:33] for one week and it was with my brother. And then I got off and never played again. And

[05:47:37] then I picked it up when Jinxy picked it up. I was like, isn't League fun? I watched him

[05:47:41] play it. And then I got on and Loki was addicting as well. But I feel like my chat doesn't really

[05:47:49] love League of Legends. But I could see why. I guess it's a small game. But that being said,

[05:47:55] And though if XQC hopped on League of Legends, like, you know, it is a slow-paced game, 100%.

[05:48:07] But uh, you know.

[05:48:20] Did I say small?

[05:48:21] I don't mean that, my bad.

[05:48:22] I don't mean small game.

[05:48:23] I think I meant something else.

[05:48:30] But to be honest, I've never really liked playing League of Legends until I hated League and

[05:48:42] Second of all, I hated watching League because I had zero idea what was going on.

[05:48:48] But now that I'm like slowly playing it, slowly learning it, it's a little kind of fun.

[05:49:09] Dark and Darker, I remember when I bought Dark and Darker Chat a while ago and I fucking

[05:49:14] hated that game, and then I got off of it and then we were gonna fight.

[05:49:17] Me and what you should have told me I should I would have fucking shown you other places like what?

[05:49:22] Bro, I thought you guys were gonna bend me over to table. This is awesome, bro

[05:49:26] Yeah, yeah, so hey give listen listen give him a 10 by 10. I'll pay for it

[05:49:33] Can I just give you can I just pay to you said to my steady like I mean wow

[05:49:38] Yeah, what's your steady five zero two six?

[05:49:41] I was here to say wait I'm getting a call one moment I'm getting a call okay

[05:49:47] okay I don't know how to mute I can meet this yeah

[05:49:59] Ron's so stupid

[05:50:04] What streamer would you guys be like would you guys be an IRL streamer would you guys

[05:50:14] be a gamer streamer would you guys be a reactor streamer what streamer would y'all be if y'all

[05:50:17] I can be any shimmer.

[05:50:24] Horn stream.

[05:50:33] I see it so many.

[05:50:38] I'm not really looking for-

[05:50:40] Fucking pussy.

[05:50:42] I don't even know. Yeah. Yeah, I was not my best kid. Oh, yeah, who was? Yeah

[05:50:51] No

[05:50:58] What the fuck is that mousepad by the way, is just that mousepad?

[05:51:02] Fucking gooner ass mousepad

[05:51:04] Minions have spawned.

[05:51:34] To be honest, I didn't even know it was a remake.

[05:52:01] Why are people remaking on Raiden's?

[05:52:04] I'll never understand.

[05:52:04] Hot bubbles with these 16 months.

[05:52:07] I will, I will, with the 16 fucking months, bro.

[05:52:15] I love you, bro.

[05:52:16] God bless you.

[05:52:18] Yeah, bro.

[05:52:19] I don't know what.

[05:52:20] Chat, is ranked going to be harder?

[05:52:23] Wait, OK.

[05:52:24] Actually, I want to change my question,

[05:52:25] because that's obvious.

[05:52:26] It's a stupid-ass question.

[05:52:28] It's a stupid-ass question.

[05:52:29] I want to rephrase my question.

[05:52:30] do you guys think what what rank are they going to put me on the second IQ ranked like what is

[05:52:37] like the default ranked iron bronze iron ish so am i gonna literally just like fuck everyone

[05:52:51] like chat be honest without club farming bro please go genuinely what rank do you guys think

[05:52:56] I think I am at right now they're like silver silver okay cool I can take silver

[05:53:10] damn so how gold is like a how good is like a plat in this game

[05:53:20] how good is like a plat in this game then

[05:53:26] So chat it goes so chat what are the ranks go so it goes it goes

[05:53:43] Iron Bronze Silver Gold Plat Diamond Master Grandmaster Challenger Emerald

[05:54:09] Iron, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Plat, Diamond, Emerald, Master, Grandmaster, Challenger.

[05:54:16] Oh, shit.

[05:54:23] Action?

[05:54:28] Oh, I'm versing... who am I versing right now?

[05:54:35] versus Yorick. Is Yorick hard to play? Mechanically, you're probably around platinum, but understanding

[05:54:43] of the game is silver. I probably have to agree. My game sense in this game is terrible,

[05:54:50] bro. Yo, who's this BMW, fam? BMW behind y'all.

[05:54:56] I think he's gonna get us a McCleary.

[05:55:03] He's parked outside guys.

[05:55:06] He's got a 20.

[05:55:10] Dodd just said a realistic goal.

[05:55:12] Dodd just said a realistic goal is you get it in six months.

[05:55:16] It's Diamond.

[05:55:18] Bro, it's six months bro.

[05:55:19] I'm gonna be Grandmaster.

[05:55:20] Are you guys retarded?

[05:55:21] Bro, if I were to play this game eight hours a day,

[05:55:24] 8 hours a day, every day, one law, he got everything I love, I would be minimum, master, minimum.

[05:55:32] And I put that on everyone's life in the chat.

[05:55:36] If I were to put this game 8 hours a day, every single day, 8 hours a day, every day, and 6 months, I would be master.

[05:55:44] I'm not gonna say grand master, but master easily, at least.

[05:55:54] I'm not trying to be an egoist, I'm not trying to be an egoist, but I feel like anyone in

[05:56:14] the world, if they dedicated eight hours a day every day and you're a natural gamer,

[05:56:20] you can easily get mastered in six months.

[05:56:25] Like if I had eight hours to play this game every day,

[05:56:27] bro, first of all, I would learn every single ability.

[05:56:29] I would, I would study every single ability.

[05:56:31] I would, I would study everything in this game.

[05:56:32] I would study having, I would master minions.

[05:56:35] I'd master CSing.

[05:56:37] I'd master, I would literally just master everything.

[05:56:40] 3,000 people just died.

[05:56:43] Go, why are you saying that, bro?

[05:56:46] Obviously I need a good dual too.

[05:56:50] Like, obviously, I need a good, like, duo too.

[05:56:54] A good trio, maybe.

[05:56:56] Wait, Jack, can you?

[05:56:57] Jack, can you, like, you know, in Valorant, once you reach a mortal, you can only duo-q?

[05:57:03] How is it like in this game?

[05:57:14] After a Grandmaster, no more duo?

[05:57:16] WHAT?!

[05:57:17] Wait, after a grandmaster you can't Google Q anymore?

[05:57:33] Wait, why don't they do that in Valorant bro?

[05:57:37] I swear to god, I feel like if they were to copy everything from League to Over the Val,

[05:57:42] like Val would be like 10 times bigger as well.

[05:57:53] Like imagine in Radiant you couldn't duo queue.

[05:57:55] That way I'm never gonna get snuck by duos anymore.

[05:57:58] Second of all, the game would be way more popular

[05:58:00] at Radiant would, at least.

[05:58:06] If that's a good idea though,

[05:58:07] you would never be able to duo again.

[05:58:09] Yeah, but Joanne, that makes it so beautiful, bro, that makes it so fair, because now that's literally the team play.

[05:58:15] Well, I don't think you guys understand how insane a duo is.

[05:58:19] For example, if you guys were to duo in Radiant Valorant, and you, for example, have like Demon 1 and Somb, or like 10s and Somb,

[05:58:26] their win rate is now 80 to 90%.

[05:58:29] That is so unfair for the other team that just has 5 regular Radiance.

[05:58:37] That's so OP.

[05:58:39] Imagine if Faker were to duo with someone else who's like kind of the same skill level as Faker.

[05:58:54] You know?

[05:58:56] Dopa is better than soul.

[05:58:58] Is Faker still like LeBron James of this game? Like how?

[05:59:01] Bro, I want to see clips. Like I can see clips.

[05:59:03] All right fuck this game and whoever's in my stream fuck them too. There's no way that happened, bro

[05:59:14] There is no way I'm waiting there for ten years the second I saw

[05:59:18] No, there's an admin in my stream, bro. There's an admin in my stream

[05:59:51] But the reason why I love this build is her farm is to keep her alive.

[06:00:20] We were here as before to feel y'all this character looks like ass. I hate this character already

[06:00:50] if I had my e if I have I missed my e on a minion

[06:01:12] Oh, it's a blunder. It's all good.

[06:01:22] Bro, why do they keep doing this?

[06:01:28] It's the second remake in a row, bro.

[06:01:30] Is this game dead or is just normal draft play dead?

[06:01:42] Wait chat this game is actually dead.

[06:01:55] It's not dead.

[06:02:06] They're just in low ELO normals, that's why.

[06:02:14] Can you play ranked at level 30, bro?

[06:02:16] I can't wait.

[06:02:18] I literally can't wait.

[06:02:21] Cause you really need to do that, man.

[06:02:24] I got high as the expectations last night.

[06:02:28] I came to a realization.

[06:02:30] And I hope you can take it.

[06:02:33] I hope you can take it, alright.

[06:02:34] I

[06:02:55] Just

[06:03:01] Is this paper

[06:03:04] is faker really good at a colleague

[06:03:34] What the fuck did I ask she just fucks with bro

[06:03:52] What was that ability that you just used to the wall?

[06:04:12] Oh, it's R.

[06:04:28] Holy fuck.

[06:04:30] Hmm, they got money file for you.

[06:04:32] Bro, this guy is so fucking fast.

[06:04:42] Oh, no, there goes LaHenz and now Faker is caught on to Keen Lancelure again and he's going to wait for the leap-stop.

[06:04:51] And that's Faker's economy alone, ladies and gentlemen.

[06:04:55] He's just beelining right in there.

[06:04:57] Is anyone better than Faker right now, chat?

[06:05:00] Or is Faker kind of like Michael Jordan, where he has the most rings?

[06:05:08] Wait, wait. No one is better?

[06:05:11] Then chovy?

[06:05:18] Someone said Chokey.

[06:05:26] He's the first person in League of Legends Hall of Fame.

[06:05:33] Bro, really?

[06:05:36] Oh my god.

[06:05:39] Faker is insane. What the fuck?

[06:05:41] Because Keria is on that sideline, they know he's there.

[06:05:44] He flashes in, he finds himself the charm on the force. There is the ultimate from the shot, but it just doesn't quite do enough.

[06:05:51] They try and get up, but Faker has the perfect execution and locks down his fellow ninja.

[06:05:56] Chow-hoot now taking a whole lot of damage and Faker is in the shroud. He's toying with the misses of the boys.

[06:06:01] What? Where?

[06:06:03] I don't even know what's happening like I don't even know what's happening anymore is that bad

[06:06:20] When does it start getting that hectic chat where it's like like what rate does it start getting like

[06:06:30] on

[06:06:33] Yo, sorry, asshole, is that person a asshole?

[06:06:40] How do you feel

[06:06:52] What's

[06:07:00] Yasuo will always win level 1, okay.

[06:07:11] Chat, when can I start fighting Yasuo?

[06:07:23] Level 3-ish.

[06:07:24] What am I witnessing right now?

[06:07:31] Well, what am I versing?

[06:08:24] Allah Akbar!

[06:08:35] Get me the fuck out of that bitch!

[06:08:38] Right now!

[06:08:39] My city these people

[06:08:58] That's your low key skid the fuck out of me bro, what the fuck boy this guy's like my

[06:09:02] bro like I didn't know the brothers were in the game together like where the

[06:09:07] fuck did the old come from bro what the fuck it's gonna like I'll avenge your

[06:09:13] brother like bro who the fuck invited you bro

[06:09:17] I need to focus on my CS bro, lowkey, I'm getting mauled right now by Yasuo.

[06:09:41] Fuck you you fucking bitch.

[06:10:02] come on boys my ignite is a pro trust me that's a pro

[06:10:32] The only one who can psych me out is me.

[06:10:43] Oh.

[06:11:15] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[06:11:31] Yeah, I'm killing him

[06:11:36] What the f*** is wrong with you?

[06:11:38] Wait

[06:11:40] What?!

[06:11:43] Oh my god, I was stuck in my map

[06:11:45] Oh my god, I'm retarded. I could have got a free kill

[06:11:50] It's all good. We learn we learn bro. We learn chat. We learn we learn you learn bro

[06:11:54] No, I'm not gonna get mad check is if I get mad and raise my course all my end shemen punch my old ad monitor

[06:11:59] So I can't do that right now

[06:12:45] I

[06:12:47] I can't lose myself now!

[06:13:00] my stuff now should I kill this wave-

[06:13:05] AHHHHHH AHHHHHH PLEASE

[06:13:09] fuck you bitch pussy

[06:13:12] who the fuck think you're running up on

[06:13:14] bitch who do you think you're running up on

[06:13:17] bitch I may be you but I ain't no pussy

[06:13:21] bitch

[06:13:27] Alright now, Hextok, Storm or Hex? I don't know what to buy here. What do I buy?

[06:13:31] My Hextok.

[06:13:39] Always Hex. Chat, is that true? Is that, is that, is that true? Always Hex? Is that true chat?

[06:13:57] No!

[06:14:27] Holy terrorist, I almost got fucked in the asshole.

[06:14:43] Yo, W ward yes or no?

[06:14:46] Should I W ward yes or no?

[06:14:48] I almost got fucked in my ass.

[06:14:51] Like legitimately, bro.

[06:14:53] I even when this has not been a ball that's not one of them.

[06:15:08] I mean, is that one of them?

[06:15:13] Fuck to the no no no.

[06:15:16] I'm sorry my friend.

[06:15:19] I'm sorry I'm sorry.

[06:15:21] I just want my friend back.

[06:15:51] Holy shit, yo, I saw many map chat that they were gonna come

[06:16:21] bro I was gonna go fight the top guy but I got him in a nowhere

[06:16:30] Fighting is what I do best. So I fight for them.

[06:16:42] Aw, so close.

[06:17:00] What was that ability?

[06:17:07] Ahhhh!

[06:17:08] Oh it's my teammate.

[06:17:09] You fucking bitch, Spartan you dickhead.

[06:17:11] You fucking pussy.

[06:17:12] You scared the fuck out of me bitch.

[06:17:16] Yo what is that ability bro?

[06:17:20] I did not know they could do that shit with a fuck.

[06:17:25] That robot can grab you?

[06:17:27] Thank you brother!

[06:17:29] almost I almost got fucked all right 10 seconds too late bro

[06:17:59] I'm gonna die.

[06:18:06] Give me you!

[06:18:13] Star Guardians burn bright and burn out.

[06:18:27] Was it anyone care what's your level 25?

[06:18:43] We swore to protect the world

[06:18:51] An enemy is legendary

[06:18:57] enemy double kill shut down

[06:19:01] Yone was right next to me. Where was he though? Yone was just here.

[06:19:25] I swear to God, Yone was just here on my minimap.

[06:19:31] Interesting.

[06:19:44] Yeah, chat, one thing I have problems with.

[06:20:25] life has been slain

[06:20:37] flash away

[06:20:44] slain your jungle

[06:20:46] wait why is my jungle ass

[06:20:50] my jungle ass

[06:20:52] Master Yi not doing shit, call him a terrorist.

[06:20:59] Actually.

[06:21:02] Bro, you need to farm?

[06:21:08] I know.

[06:21:09] I know chat chat.

[06:21:10] You know what's bad bro?

[06:21:11] I get like greedy.

[06:21:12] First we have to save ourselves.

[06:21:13] Can I get greedy?

[06:21:14] And then like I never do anything much yes again, which is horrible.

[06:21:18] What is so you know what

[06:22:20] Why is there three people on me at all times?

[06:22:45] Is that normal?

[06:22:47] Is that normal?

[06:22:48] are like I don't know bro is that normal why is there three people on me at all

[06:22:53] times my being is that is that really a snipe is that sniping or no I don't

[06:23:00] know I don't know bro there's always three people on me I'm just confused what

[06:23:08] am I doing wrong

[06:23:11] They just group on people because all your lanes lose?

[06:23:20] Did we just lose this game like hardcore?

[06:23:57] I

[06:24:02] Enemy rampage

[06:24:27] I don't know why I wasted a night, bro.

[06:24:57] I got scared if I'm gonna be honest chat.

[06:25:00] Chat, I got scared.

[06:25:01] I don't know.

[06:25:01] Don't ask me why.

[06:25:02] Don't ask me why.

[06:25:03] Don't ask me why!

[06:25:05] I don't even know why.

[06:25:06] I, I don't even know why.

[06:25:09] I got scared bro.

[06:25:10] Like bro, if someone in real life.

[06:25:12] But.

[06:25:13] Like y'all been ignite too bro.

[06:25:19] I don't know what show I'm gonna say.

[06:25:21] I got scared.

[06:25:22] I got scared.

[06:25:23] I don't know what show I'm gonna say.

[06:25:57] I

[06:26:19] Keep forgetting the best this one I keep I

[06:26:23] Keep forgetting a press to blow I keep forgetting the press

[06:26:27] and W. Jack, I've mastered E, I've mastered Q, I've mastered R, I haven't mastered my two

[06:26:34] hacks and I haven't mastered W. Ah, there's just some shit I need to learn still, bro.

[06:26:44] Master but don't know what I'm saying boy. I'm saying it's like my dick shut up

[06:27:14] Bro, we'll fight, if I used hex there would I have won the fight?

[06:27:29] If you use W too?

[06:27:37] oh I wanted to leave is that person fed bro who is that is that guy fed how is

[06:27:50] I wasn't doing so much damage to me.

[06:27:52] Oh, 18 and 3.

[06:27:54] BORAAAIGHT!

[06:27:56] My life has been slain.

[06:28:12] You know what I need, chat? I need to doble with someone.

[06:28:14] Chat, I need to doble with someone.

[06:28:16] Oh, turnip has been destroyed.

[06:28:18] I need to do it with someone that's a good jungler, like Hamza.

[06:28:24] This game would be so much fun if I played with like better people.

[06:28:33] Fuck.

[06:28:37] It's too greedy, I'm so greedy.

[06:28:40] Yeah, Nais probably just baiting me, he's probably baiting me.

[06:28:42] Ramin after this?

[06:28:43] He's probably just baiting me.

[06:28:48] What is that?

[06:29:17] What even is that?

[06:29:19] What even is that?

[06:29:22] What is that?

[06:29:28] Boo!

[06:29:29] I don't know what a tank is and what's not a tank.

[06:29:33] I'm so retarded, I'm so retarded.

[06:29:35] Just call me retarded, please.

[06:29:37] Call me retarded.

[06:29:40] You can't kill tanks with your champ.

[06:29:47] Like what 100% loss there's no way we're running this game.

[06:30:12] Well, why do I keep wasting my W. That's just a bad habit.

[06:30:42] How did I get... how did I get... how did I just get like two-shot him?

[06:31:00] How did I just get two-shot him?

[06:31:41] Um, holy fuck.

[06:32:10] So what went wrong there, chat?

[06:32:13] How did we lose so bad that game?

[06:32:16] Like what happened wrong that game?

[06:32:24] Bot lane?

[06:32:26] Bot lane was fed.

[06:32:30] Is it like hard to feed someone or are people just retarded?

[06:32:33] Like is it easy to accidentally feed someone

[06:32:37] or are they just retarded?

[06:32:40] Like is it like something that happens on accident or you just retarded if you

[06:32:45] feet solo.

[06:33:04] Should come before yeah, yeah, we should let's get you changed up first. What?

[06:33:15] jake see a low key like reminds me of like hey yo let's go ready

[06:33:34] You move, Jason.

[06:33:36] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:33:38] At least.

[06:33:40] Jason, come on. Look at him, dude.

[06:33:42] Oh, shit.

[06:33:44] Stop.

[06:33:46] You're gonna get canceled.

[06:33:48] H-O-N-E.

[06:33:50] Statue of...

[06:33:52] H-O-N-E.

[06:33:54] Oh, H-O-N.

[06:33:56] That's a good spam now. H-O-N-E.

[06:33:58] They don't want him to play League anymore? I know, bro.

[06:34:00] But the thing is, man...

[06:34:02] The thing is bro when you have that many people like in your chat spamming something, bro

[06:34:08] I feel like it would get very annoying

[06:34:13] I have a good tendency of ignoring bro

[06:34:15] Oh my god when I was doing chat when I was doing rank one EU

[06:34:18] Bro when I was doing rank one EU and I had a bunch of EU guys in my chat like spamming mood

[06:34:24] You're never gonna get rank one. What are your moves are we there fucking?

[06:34:32] It was bad, bro. It was bad, bro. EU was bad. EU was bad. EU was bad, like EU was bad. EU was a lot on my mind, bro. EU was so mentally hard on me that I genuinely don't think anything could break me again at all.

[06:34:50] Like chat someone in the chat calling a terrorist right now. I'll probably give you mod. I'll probably give you mod honestly

[06:35:01] Ter-terrorist. All right. Yeah, uh, so why are you calling me terrorist?

[06:35:07] Here's getting banned bro

[06:35:09] Like what? Why would you say that?

[06:35:12] Fuck

[06:35:14] What are you doing?

[06:35:20] I wonder chat when do we do uh chat when is there no more watch parties when is there

[06:35:38] no more watch parties because when there's no more watch parties that's when we'll deploy

[06:35:49] China rank 1 but I'm pretty sure it's going to take a year now.

[06:36:07] Snowman, I just don't see a point of doing God of War Moodathon when I have the potential

[06:36:14] to be the best at every video game there is right now. Like, maybe when I'm 40 years old and I can't game anymore, then we'll lose our potential, but, um, yeah, it just doesn't make any sense.

[06:36:28] Niggings have spawned.

[06:36:31] We were heroes before we took the oath.

[06:36:33] feel

[06:36:40] and last night i think you lost my praise and last night i got only

[06:36:47] expectations won't be here

[06:36:51] what is that

[06:37:33] My friends are my power.

[06:38:28] I can count on you, right Umi?

[06:38:53] I

[06:39:02] Wanted you snap play I just did bro

[06:39:53] Yo, what is that fucking camera-

[06:40:17] I think I lost my patience last night.

[06:40:46] So am I.

[06:40:57] Starlight or darkness, either way, none.

[06:42:00] Just gotta take a break.

[06:42:30] I'm telling you, you're playing like a guy that has three times more hours than me.

[06:42:45] But Joanne, blah blah blah, I love you, fuck.

[06:42:50] Oh, what the fuck?

[06:43:01] Well, this game is actually so fun, Joanne. I don't know why.

[06:43:04] Like, I actually don't know why.

[06:43:15] Fuck me in my ass!

[06:43:25] I'm not tired, I'm not picking up, I'm not gonna fall!

[06:43:35] There's 100% no war game? No, no, no, we're gonna do a word chat. We're gonna do a long

[06:43:54] stream tonight. We're gonna do a long stream tonight. Like, I'm gonna play and then we're

[06:43:59] gonna hop on like... I'd say it's gonna be a long stream.

[06:44:16] What is that eye? What is that eye? What is that eye? What is that?

[06:44:21] I

[06:44:51] Oh

[06:45:09] I'm gonna stop the six. Yes, I know I know

[06:45:21] Chess, yes is more important than kills, right?

[06:45:38] FUUUUUUCK!

[06:45:51] I don't believe in the first one, I believe in the first one.

[06:46:21] So, no one else questions the first door, huh?

[06:46:43] That's deep, huh?

[06:46:51] Okay, so uh, what was that?

[06:47:17] Like what was that?

[06:47:18] What was that

[06:47:23] Mali all so that's just something I didn't know

[06:47:29] That's really just I can't even get mad at myself with that bro, I don't even know what that is

[06:47:41] The darkness won't take me

[06:47:45] An enemy has been slain

[06:48:18] I just want my friend back

[06:48:37] My dad a long one

[06:48:48] My CS is so terrible, I gotta work on my CS, bro.

[06:49:13] CS means uh... CS is like the mini-gills, so yeah, why is it CS instead of MS?

[06:49:21] Why is it not MS?

[06:49:24] No way

[06:49:35] Please for

[06:49:41] The only one who can site me out is me

[06:49:49] I think it's yes, I need to get see us. What am I doing?

[06:49:54] Well, I don't know half of this guy's ability, I've never personally got a good support.

[06:50:23] The

[06:50:38] We're getting fried right now

[06:50:53] How do I keep f**king up, Vizah?

[06:51:18] So, you guys, they actually go to that uh, uh, Jason birthday?

[06:51:47] Yeah, uh, Jawade, uh, Jason invited me to his birthday party on May 8th.

[06:52:17] like everyone's gonna be there I tried calling I tried calling you to tell you

[06:52:22] but yeah I don't know if I should go I want to go

[06:52:47] You know, like, ahhhh....

[06:53:46] I'm not tired of this, I'm not kicking up, I'm not gonna fall.

[06:54:15] Oh, like why am I just on a losing streak?

[06:54:31] Brandon with the uh, with the five months bro, I love you god bless you.

[06:54:36] I don't know. Oh, I haven't been using my two this entire time.

[06:54:48] Chas, is this game lost? Did we lose 100% or is it still winnable?

[06:54:57] Wait, I used my tru, why didn't it get used, I pressed it.

[06:55:27] I was spamming it!

[06:55:33] Did he like stun me or something?

[06:55:37] He probably stunned me or something. I don't know, I spammed too.

[06:55:39] I began my fight with that.

[06:55:46] My fucking CS is so bad.

[06:55:57] Oh

[06:56:09] Damage

[06:56:11] I

[06:56:23] Lucky the weak link of this team bro, I swear to God, I feel like I'm getting fucked

[06:56:31] Oh wait to slow down I did not know that

[06:56:34] I need to have a problem now and now I can work on my problem.

[06:56:43] When I play a game and I kill the guy a couple of times, I forget about getting minions and

[06:56:50] Now I know that's wrong!

[06:57:07] Do you think you're better than Jinxie? I don't know.

[06:57:10] It's not a double life. It's two lives have lived.

[06:57:18] Can I even fight this guy? I don't know. Probably nine people up there waiting for me, though.

[06:57:26] Finally you'll reach out, Max.

[06:59:10] come on try jungle i don't know but i feel like jungle maybe i would like jungle but

[06:59:33] I don't know I like mid already the only problem with mid bro is holy shit

[06:59:43] Well, I mean there's no wonder I have no CS. I mean these guys are just taking all my CS bro

[07:00:33] Oh my god.

[07:00:52] What did I do wrong there?

[07:01:03] I can't see anything.

[07:01:08] Thanks.

[07:01:13] As long as my friends need me, I'll keep fighting.

[07:01:16] What does this mean, bro, what does this mean?

[07:01:36] How strong is he bro oh my god

[07:02:06] stop focusing tanks i know bro there's just some shit that i need to learn 95 cs though

[07:02:26] Come on!

[07:02:56] That character is so strong, I don't know how to play him.

[07:03:13] I didn't even want to fight him, I wanted to leave, but he just came out of nowhere.

[07:03:25] The turret has been destroyed.

[07:03:29] Should I just get up? Should I have time?

[07:03:31] Should we get out? Should I just ult a fort?

[07:03:38] Should I just go bottom and farm?

[07:03:40] Your turret has been destroyed.

[07:03:45] It's almost over anyway. There's no way to see my double shot.

[07:03:53] Is there? There's no fucking way.

[07:03:55] And he has been slain.

[07:04:02] I know my c-bro, bro, bro.

[07:04:04] These guys, you should see my team destroying all my minions.

[07:04:09] It's like 30 years ago.

[07:04:12] Like at the first bit, it was my fault. I tried to like, fight my minions and they wouldn't even let me fight my minions, just to kill everyone.

[07:04:17] school will teach you how to fight

[07:04:27] an enemy has been slain, an enemy has been slain, an ally has been slain

[07:04:39] The Guardian's Legacy, a Stardust Embrugrant.

[07:04:58] An ally has been slain.

[07:05:39] How did you know I'm there though, there's no ward anywhere, no?

[07:05:57] That was my ward.

[07:06:27] Your turret has been destroyed.

[07:06:37] No way.

[07:06:41] Your shield has destroyed the turret.

[07:06:45] Enemy killing screen.

[07:06:47] ah so close yes

[07:07:14] worth or no chat was that worth or no I know bro I know I crystal I keep forgetting to

[07:07:28] press W I know well the two things I'm bad at right now is pressing my W pressing my

[07:07:35] when I need when I have it and not forming CS.

[07:08:05] I'm hopeful. I'm hopeful.

[07:08:27] I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do there, am I not supposed to...

[07:08:57] your inhibitor has been destroyed

[07:09:02] you are connected to the distance

[07:09:07] you will feel properly destroyed

[07:09:21] fuck man, I just am lucky hungry, that's ordersome food

[07:09:25] I am hungry bro but I don't want you to

[07:09:55] because I know how like unhealthy Chick-fil-A is, maybe just a burrito bowl with a chocolate

[07:10:01] chump cookie. Oh, it's Sunday anyway, true. Yeah, I just heard Chipotle. I'm gonna watch

[07:10:07] a Chipotle chat and also I need to get this. Move to horror game, we're gonna do horror

[07:10:11] game right now chat. I think we're gonna do cop slop, I'm gonna do rock-n-league cop slop,

[07:10:17] Wargame and Stream Gem. W.

[07:10:47] Which is all I have to leave

[07:10:52] Accomplished it's the fact that I was willing to sit in my chair and

[07:10:59] Fucking game for 14 hours a day without rest

[07:11:09] As don't it's like retarded

[07:11:13] Let's say I'm doing what's wrong doing

[07:11:15] Monkey wall lamp.

[07:11:18] Yo, this thing is huge!

[07:11:22] Wait, you can do a sitting monkey?

[07:11:25] Wait, should I buy this sitting monkey? This isn't even bad.

[07:11:28] Why do I low key like this? Okay, you know what? I'm gonna add this.

[07:11:32] No troll. Unironically, I like the sitting monkey. Facts or no.

[07:11:36] Low key, I like the sitting monkey. Is this good? W? Yes or no?

[07:11:40] I feel like that's a deal. That's a deal. Um, don't worry to any Twitch shatters.

[07:11:44] I can easily read you. I know you might think I can't but look it pauses

[07:11:47] So if you guys do want to chat, so don't worry. I'll see it. Um get a massage chair

[07:11:54] Do I buy an $1,800 massage chair or is that a waste of money like

[07:12:04] Like this is this has to be rage right now, what is Jason doing wait, are they doing like the

[07:12:11] Like what are they doing?

[07:12:13] $4,000 right here. I'm not even trolling. It's not even a man. I'll do it. This is

[07:12:20] fake or is it real?

[07:12:23] Juror the method? No way! It's fake!

[07:12:31] Kadeem's on fortnite, are you serious?

[07:12:44] Alright my food's getting prepared chat.

[07:12:52] Let me download a horror game while we load up chat. What's that?

[07:13:00] First of the game was called parasocial

[07:13:06] Parasocial

[07:13:08] All right, and while that downloads we're gonna eat some food do some cob sloth while the food delips

[07:13:14] Why I'm on big picture mode bro

[07:13:17] Why I'm on big picture mode

[07:13:21] I

[07:13:24] That's just some rocket league until my food gets here when the food gets here we do cop

[07:13:29] Slop and then cop slop we'll do horror games first and then we'll do war game and then after horror game

[07:13:36] After horror game well, what are we doing after horror game?

[07:13:42] When VR you retard though yours

[07:13:45] I don't know what VR is bro, VR is like once a month type of thing bro, you know?

[07:14:09] It's been more than a month, fuck no it hasn't.

[07:14:34] All right, play some, ah, twos, nah,

[07:14:37] see some twos, bro.

[07:14:38] Ah, actually, I wanna do ones.

[07:14:40] I wanna do ones, I wanna do ones.

[07:14:42] I wanna do ones, I wanna do ones, I wanna do ones.

[07:14:44] Last night, I came to a realization.

[07:15:14] you

[07:15:44] you

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[07:18:22] Like all is that all is gonna do

[07:18:30] Bro

[07:18:44] Oh

[07:19:08] Yo, is that all he's gonna do bro like holy shit

[07:19:44] That was nice. That was one of the first good things he's done all game.

[07:20:14] Holy loser. Like what even is that? What did I just play against?

[07:20:30] This guy has to be like 35 years old with kids. Like it has to be...

[07:20:35] Like literally that guy has to be 35 with kids.

[07:20:39] It's really impossible.

[07:20:42] No, it's gotta be.

[07:20:44] It's gotta be like 35 years old with kids.

[07:21:09] No friends in it.

[07:21:39] I think grinding for ourselves in this game is gonna be such a pain in the ass, it's gonna

[07:21:48] probably make me rage quit so much.

[07:22:09] It'll be very difficult, I know, 100%

[07:22:15] Yeah, that's definitely gonna be hard

[07:22:19] It's gonna be more annoying than hard, bro

[07:22:22] Cause like, when you lose a rock league game, bro, like, well actually, once

[07:22:27] Once is like all, once is like

[07:22:31] In my opinion, I would say there's a lot of luck in it

[07:22:36] also obviously a lot of skill but like twos is like where the real game is I

[07:22:42] feel like

[07:22:58] probably like I don't know if I could play this game anymore now I should like

[07:23:02] I'm zoned out, I'm gassed.

[07:24:02] I

[07:24:10] Think I'm like

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[07:30:21] It's the best and last place is the pro X super light to your it's hard in

[07:30:27] It weighs only 60 grams and it has a lot of like whose Jerry tips

[07:30:33] 258 subscriber. All right. Yeah, never taking tips from this guy

[07:30:38] I'm sorry

[07:30:40] 25 million dollar inside Taylor holdings 25 million dollar thriller compound

[07:30:46] Wait

[07:30:50] Is this not the phase house

[07:30:52] The $25 million dollar mansion is located in Los Angeles County, California, right next

[07:31:11] door to the infamous Jake Paul.

[07:31:13] Seems like a pretty good spot to live if you're gonna make a living from crazy internet content.

[07:31:17] With the safety and privacy of Taylor as well as the rest of his friends and family, we

[07:31:21] will not releasing the address or town is located in. We also encourage you to respect

[07:31:25] his privacy by not sharing it on the long-gated driveway.

[07:31:28] Damn, bro. How many influencers have had this house before? Cause I'm pretty sure someone

[07:31:37] else also checked. Didn't they like, uh, like there was this and then there was like another

[07:31:42] video called like the compound or some shit like the compound the compound house

[07:31:56] L.A.

[07:31:57] Content.

[07:31:58] Yeah, right here.

[07:31:59] We're back!

[07:32:00] Um, so, we're back.

[07:32:01] We missed last week because of certain circumstances that shall not be discussed on camera, but

[07:32:13] we're back this week, so it's totally fine, it doesn't matter, but as you can tell by

[07:32:17] title, this was a very highly requested video.

[07:32:19] It was like almost all of our comments.

[07:32:21] Yeah, you guys wanted to see a house tour slash room tour, so...

[07:32:24] Damn bro, a 368,000 subscriber channel could afford this house?

[07:32:31] How? What have I got bro?

[07:32:33] What the fuck did the subs my at?

[07:32:40] My 319,000 360 what the fuck? How did they afford this house?

[07:32:54] It's not only about YouTube money well, bro, if there's any body blue if you're on my

[07:33:10] street body blue I will record the only thing

[07:33:24] you

[07:33:54] you

[07:34:24] you

[07:34:54] you

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[07:36:24] The things I say, all just happen

[07:36:28] When you pass by where I am, what can I do

[07:36:32] To make you stay, I know it's getting late for girl

[07:36:36] I don't want you to leave

[07:36:39] You tell me you're just not the type

[07:36:42] You wanna do this right

[07:36:44] I'm not trying to say I don't believe you

[07:36:47] But I refuse to feel ashamed

[07:36:50] And if you feel the same

[07:36:52] Just wait and really make us better people

[07:36:56] Take those fucking heels off, it's worth it girl

[07:37:00] Nothing is what I can picture you in

[07:37:04] So take that fucking dress off, I swear you won't forget me

[07:37:08] I'll be happy that you let me like you're down, down, down

[07:37:13] Try to lay me down, down, down

[07:37:16] Who's dead or bad, it's girl around, around, around

[07:37:21] All sex songs, but no girl what's wrong with the song bro y'all have videos to watch

[07:37:34] what is this see your kidnapper realizes cop finds his victim now I'm out of that

[07:37:42] shot bro I hate that shit man so I won't watch a crime video I love crime bro

[07:37:48] like those sometimes. The kid was still 40 mil from the government and we already watched this.

[07:37:54] Like many of you know, the US government is the sex-drawnest bitcoin holder in the world,

[07:37:59] funding around 320,000 bitcoins worth an estimated $23 billion. These are mostly

[07:38:05] seized assets from criminal CFDIs and dyadic, which have mostly been sitting around for the last

[07:38:09] decade. Occasionally, the government decides to sell some other holdings for cash in order to

[07:38:14] to fund victim restitution and federal law enforcement programs.

[07:38:18] To do this, they rely on a network of private contractors to help store, manage, and liquidate

[07:38:23] their assets.

[07:38:24] Luckily for you, your dad owns the MPSS Virginia-based contractor company focused on technical consulting

[07:38:30] for federal agencies, like the U.S. Marshals Service.

[07:38:34] when a predator realizes he's been caught.

[07:38:36] Push this one.

[07:38:41] Just so you know, Kate had a baby and I like that.

[07:38:45] In April of 2024,

[07:38:47] a community has left horrified and outraged

[07:38:50] when a woman with profound intellectual disabilities

[07:38:52] is discovered pregnant at her care home in Geneva, Illinois.

[07:38:56] Cain County detectives launched an urgent investigation

[07:38:59] confronted with the grim task of unmasking a predator

[07:39:02] a predator hidden among the very staff entrusted to protect her.

[07:39:06] The following is based on official police records, and some of the following footage

[07:39:09] has never been seen before.

[07:39:11] According to their website, the Markland Center is a non-profit organization providing care

[07:39:15] for adults with severe developmental disabilities.

[07:39:19] Multiple news sources state that Kate, a 43-year-old resident with Rett syndrome, who was unable

[07:39:24] to speak, stand, or use her hands, was discovered pregnant during routine medical tests.

[07:39:30] Investigators with the Cain County Sheriff's Department compiled a list of all male employees who had access to her in late summer

[07:39:37] 2023 interviewing each one and collecting DNA samples

[07:39:41] was. Hello. Yes. Yes. Come up. Thank you. Um, so I know there's abuse and neglect. And

[07:39:59] I know one of our residents was sent to the hospital that morning. So I am assuming something

[07:40:06] happened with that residence and I also do know it was only males that had been

[07:40:15] instantly something's fuss about this guy I don't know what it is I don't know

[07:40:20] why why is he talking like that he sounds hella scary hella shookin hella

[07:40:26] shaky this motherfucker might be the predator and suspended so yeah it has

[07:40:35] It has to be this guy. It has to be.

[07:40:38] You okay?

[07:40:40] Something that, uh,

[07:40:43] very serious happens.

[07:40:45] And you're just not in any trouble?

[07:40:47] No, it's...

[07:40:50] I really enjoy my job and

[07:40:53] the fact that...

[07:40:56] Sorry.

[07:40:57] Oh, it's okay.

[07:41:00] The thought of that happening is very troubling and upsetting.

[07:41:03] setting. And I said nobody has accused you of anything. No, I am 100% aware. It's sorry.

[07:41:14] Oh, you're okay? I'm kind of for myself. I'm upset for the rest. It's okay. Yeah. Have you ever noticed

[07:41:20] like anybody else acting strange around them or anybody that shouldn't be in there in their rooms?

[07:41:27] No, I mean, we are very, I mean, we don't open the door for everyone. And as for staff, I mean,

[07:41:36] before this incident, I never thought anyone would do something like that.

[07:41:42] That was kind of one of our other questions. Is there anybody you would think would be capable of?

[07:41:48] I would have never have thought this would happen at Marklames.

[07:41:51] Before they move on to question other employees, he leaves them one urgent request.

[07:41:58] After speaking with several more employees, investigators are left with no clear leads.

[07:42:03] However, they do learn that prior to the COVID pandemic, only female staff typically care for female residents.

[07:42:09] A policy one employee said changed due to staffing shortages.

[07:42:13] Investigators move on next meeting with former employee 22-year-old Isaiah Fields.

[07:42:19] How you doing? Good. You want to go in or just talk out here? Have fights go. I heard

[07:42:27] you were out there fighting in Chicago. I lost my decision in the finals. I'll see

[07:42:38] him again. After briefly meeting Isaiah's mother, they head to the basement to speak

[07:42:47] in private. So there was, you know, an incident that happened there involving one of the residents.

[07:42:54] If you can just tell me kind of what, when you work there, what's the dates that you work there?

[07:43:05] Okay, early September, late to September, you think?

[07:43:08] It was still one outside, so maybe early to mid September.

[07:43:13] When you were working there, what were your job students?

[07:43:16] I was, what's it better?

[07:43:20] PSP.

[07:43:21] PSP.

[07:43:22] Okay, I've heard that talking to people, they've said that before.

[07:43:24] The personal support.

[07:43:25] Okay.

[07:43:26] I was meeting and training the entire time I was there, so I technically didn't have

[07:43:30] any, like, dummies that I had to do really on my own.

[07:43:33] Okay.

[07:43:34] So everything I did was shadowed by another person.

[07:43:36] Okay, so you're always with somebody for the most part?

[07:43:38] Like 90% of the time.

[07:43:39] Okay.

[07:43:40] About someone like last year or like,

[07:43:42] okay.

[07:43:43] Like I'm the managers that were out of shadow

[07:43:44] and we had to do whatever you wanted.

[07:43:46] Gotcha.

[07:43:47] Gotcha.

[07:43:49] Do you ever have any problems with anybody?

[07:43:52] Did you ever see anybody that you thought was a little off?

[07:43:56] Like another, especially a male employee.

[07:43:59] You know, anybody that you thought like something,

[07:44:02] this guy's made some statements or said something

[07:44:04] or just the way his interaction was with the residents.

[07:44:08] That guy kind of looks like it.

[07:44:10] I'm a little personally, honestly.

[07:44:12] Okay.

[07:44:13] I didn't stay there long enough to get, like,

[07:44:15] to, like, you know, show me with anybody.

[07:44:18] After leaving Isaiah, investigators meet

[07:44:21] with another employee who brings up a familiar name.

[07:44:24] Is it true that she's a little bit of a baby?

[07:44:26] Is it true?

[07:44:27] I'm not divulging anything.

[07:44:28] It's an open investigation.

[07:44:29] Okay.

[07:44:30] So I can't go into details about that.

[07:44:33] Okay.

[07:44:33] Can I ask you about a certain individual that may have been...

[07:44:36] Yeah?

[07:44:37] Isaiah Field?

[07:44:39] Actually, we just talked to him.

[07:44:40] We just talked to him.

[07:44:41] Yeah?

[07:44:42] We just came back.

[07:44:43] Though the employee doesn't explain why he suspects him, after all, the swabs are collected and processed.

[07:44:48] A DNA test comes back positive for 22-year-old Isaiah Field.

[07:44:56] Wait, I have a question, Chuck.

[07:44:58] What if you deny samples?

[07:45:03] What if you deny samples? What if you just say, oh fuck you, I don't want my samples taken

[07:45:20] Holds on May 10th, 2024. He's brought into an interrogation where he waits for questioning to begin

[07:45:28] She's

[07:45:30] Please let Jesus come to me.

[07:45:34] Please let Jesus be with us.

[07:45:38] Please don't make me change the door.

[07:45:41] Investigators enter and read as Miranda writes.

[07:45:44] Let me just start by asking, do you have any idea why you would be there?

[07:45:48] Right now.

[07:45:50] Okay, no clue.

[07:45:52] Okay.

[07:45:54] You know why I talk to you before, right, about the Marklin stuff.

[07:45:58] So, you just told me there was a case of my home.

[07:46:02] Okay, so what I would like to ask you, what we would like to know, if you could go over again,

[07:46:07] like when you work there for that just basically a month, what's your training was like and what

[07:46:15] was it like after training, what your job was? If you could just go over that again, I would appreciate it.

[07:46:20] From the most of the time that I was there, I was just training on my police. We just sat

[07:46:26] that and watch you do something.

[07:46:30] Absolutely.

[07:46:31] However, several employees who trained Isaiah

[07:46:33] gave a different account, explaining his duties

[07:46:36] went beyond watching training videos.

[07:46:38] And what were your daily activities

[07:46:40] when you were training him?

[07:46:41] What were you guys in charge of?

[07:46:44] So we're in charge of doing the CNA work.

[07:46:46] So like getting them up, just change,

[07:46:48] and then transforming them into a CDS,

[07:46:51] and then visiting them, interacting with them,

[07:46:54] and then you're gonna see things change here.

[07:46:57] You understand what I mean?

[07:46:58] You're training how to bathe, how to care for them.

[07:47:02] Yes.

[07:47:03] So that was part of this training as well?

[07:47:04] Yes.

[07:47:05] But you wouldn't have it been all,

[07:47:06] no.

[07:47:06] Something like that.

[07:47:07] How do you bathe them?

[07:47:08] So we put them in a tub and they'd have a chair

[07:47:12] and they're completely obviously.

[07:47:14] Submerged?

[07:47:15] No.

[07:47:16] Oh, okay.

[07:47:17] The water's running, they'd have,

[07:47:21] what's it called?

[07:47:22] Pigeon faucet or shower.

[07:47:23] So you basically sit like a, not like this, but a chair in a shower and then you can take

[07:47:27] it off and spray them.

[07:47:29] Yeah.

[07:47:30] Okay.

[07:47:31] So at some point at the end of your training, was there, were you not with the trainer anymore?

[07:47:37] Were you kind of on your own schedule during the day?

[07:47:39] I forget what they called it.

[07:47:40] It was like a probationary period.

[07:47:43] Sure.

[07:47:44] So like you were with someone until you were like considered an actual nurse.

[07:47:50] This account is consistent with what his trainers told investigators.

[07:48:12] As questioning continues, Isaiah insists that he remained in his probationary period

[07:48:17] until he claims he was fired for consistently showing up late.

[07:48:20] I just don't really like to meet people.

[07:48:24] Employees who trained Isaiah highlighted odd behavior he exhibited during this training.

[07:48:29] It's kind of odd.

[07:48:30] Okay.

[07:48:31] It's kind of general. Just like very off.

[07:48:34] Anything that stuck out to you was odd or anything like that?

[07:48:37] He would have been seen. He would always question, oh why would he choose that way?

[07:48:41] And it's like you're in health care. There's specific ways to do certain things.

[07:48:45] He would, like, face-talks with the residents and we had cameras in the classroom and the angle and all was just really bad.

[07:48:53] And we had cameras and it would literally look like he was staying there.

[07:48:57] I should have clarified why he never asked.

[07:48:59] No, he's having an accident.

[07:49:01] Okay.

[07:49:03] As the interrogation continues, Isaiah appears to become overwhelmed with emotion and investigators work to put him at ease.

[07:49:11] What's up, son?

[07:49:13] It's okay.

[07:49:16] I'm going to listen.

[07:49:18] Hey, something's up.

[07:49:19] Something, please tell us.

[07:49:20] Let's see what we can do to help.

[07:49:22] Not really.

[07:49:23] Like, what do you think of particular?

[07:49:25] Just, well, it's actually easy, you know?

[07:49:29] I know.

[07:49:30] That's all.

[07:49:31] I get a lack of some curveball.

[07:49:33] I think it's been a fool.

[07:49:35] I've never had a guy or something like that.

[07:49:38] I've never had a guy or something like that.

[07:49:40] I've never had the guidance on the hand of my father.

[07:49:43] I'm not sure what he wants to know.

[07:49:46] I've just never really had that kind of guidance.

[07:49:50] As one detective leaves the room to get Isaiah

[07:49:53] more water and a snack, the remaining investigator

[07:49:55] sits with him as his emotions continue to unravel.

[07:49:59] Take a breath.

[07:49:59] You're OK.

[07:50:01] Not going to let anything in.

[07:50:02] You're all right.

[07:50:03] And I'm really sorry to hear that about you, Dan.

[07:50:05] OK?

[07:50:06] That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that takes a lot for, for you to sit here and allow

[07:50:19] yourself to, to have these feelings, you know, to allow yourself to have a motion that can

[07:50:26] be a lot, especially in front of people you don't know. I'm not trying to be too, I just

[07:50:31] I can't answer any more questions though, nope.

[07:50:40] Okay, I'll leave you at it, she'll give you the next one.

[07:50:44] I'm gonna tell me what this is.

[07:50:46] What's that?

[07:50:46] I'm gonna read it and then what's that?

[07:50:48] Yeah, you tell me, yeah, I'm gonna tell you.

[07:50:50] Just so you know, Kate had a baby and had a dad.

[07:50:55] Okay.

[07:50:56] As investigators exit the room,

[07:50:58] Isaiah processes the gravity of the situation

[07:51:01] and the consequences he's facing.

[07:51:04] I just called you.

[07:51:06] You just,

[07:51:07] you,

[07:51:08] you,

[07:51:11] you,

[07:51:13] you mean the other two,

[07:51:14] you were jeans,

[07:51:16] but you,

[07:51:17] you're days.

[07:51:19] No.

[07:51:22] Whatever it is,

[07:51:23] it's just,

[07:51:24] you want to see it?

[07:51:26] It's not what I have,

[07:51:26] it's getting much shit.

[07:51:28] I don't know, bro.

[07:51:35] Like, what a retard.

[07:51:38] Intriguing.

[07:51:39] He's crazy.

[07:51:40] He has his whole life ahead of him.

[07:51:45] He's young.

[07:51:47] I mean, I don't see how he looks.

[07:51:49] The camera's blurry, but he doesn't look chopped.

[07:51:51] He looks jocked.

[07:51:52] He's a fighter.

[07:51:54] he just randomly sexually assaults a random 45 year old girl that can't move like I don't know

[07:52:02] you deserve yeah you just you deserve jail bro I mean you deserve to die but

[07:52:08] multiple news outlets have reported that Kate developed a dangerous pregnancy condition

[07:52:36] known as preeclampsia, and that the infant died after spending 11 weeks in neonatal intensive

[07:52:41] care.

[07:52:42] However, we've not been able to independently confirm these reports, according to an official

[07:52:46] press release from the state attorney's office.

[07:52:49] On January 14, 2025, Isaiah Fields pled guilty to aggravated criminal sexual assault and

[07:52:56] was sentenced to 25 years imprisonment in the Illinois Department of Corrections with

[07:53:00] 308 days credited for time spent in the Cain County Jail.

[07:53:04] In addition, Isaiah must register for a life as a sexual offender in accordance with the

[07:53:08] Illinois Sexual Offender Registration Act.

[07:53:11] 25, 4 years ago?

[07:53:17] Oh no!

[07:53:22] Predator cop turns off body cam and does the unthinkable.

[07:53:52] By the way, I have a question to ask y'all, bro.

[07:54:01] Do y'all like short streams like anywhere between five to six hours and it's like straight

[07:54:12] energy the whole time or would y'all rather have like a four hour, like an eight to ten

[07:54:19] hour stream the first four hours is like chaotic energy and then once I'm dead

[07:54:25] like just literally just enter like turns when X you see her bro

[07:54:36] I can do both total keys 24 hours waga

[07:54:43] watch that body cam vid Chad y'all want to watch this one or this one

[07:54:49] Yeah, the second one looks a little too crazy, bro.

[07:55:10] Frank, bro.

[07:55:11] I don't like the two insane ones, bro.

[07:55:13] Seriously, sir.

[07:55:14] Oh, f***, they're coming at us.

[07:55:17] He was like, please, will you show me your boobs?

[07:55:19] I won't say nothing, nobody will know.

[07:55:20] You're just killing all our women.

[07:55:22] This is, please, this is how I live.

[07:55:24] Who would believe my word over somebody who is a torturer?

[07:55:28] Disturbing allegations land us free.

[07:55:30] I don't think this one's any better.

[07:55:31] The Illinois officer at the center of an investigation

[07:55:34] into police misconduct.

[07:55:36] The truth is, rest of.

[07:55:38] Isn't that scary, bro, that low key,

[07:55:41] the cops that serve and protect us,

[07:55:43] some of them can low key.

[07:55:44] be like predators and corrupt cops that like, bro.

[07:55:49] Over allegations stemming from incidents while on duty.

[07:55:53] An officer came to a domestic dispute,

[07:55:56] my kids and Sal went to jail.

[07:55:59] That officer that had came there,

[07:56:01] there was, I think there was two or three officers,

[07:56:04] but there was two in the kitchen

[07:56:05] and there was one that came like to the hallway

[07:56:07] because he heard that I had no shirt on.

[07:56:09] On April 22nd, 2020, Officer Taylor Staff

[07:56:12] when his colleagues responded to a domestic disturbance

[07:56:15] reported by the victim's mother.

[07:56:17] When they arrived, she met officers at the door.

[07:56:21] They're in the bathroom.

[07:56:22] What's that up here?

[07:56:26] Which way?

[07:56:28] They're in the bathroom, I believe.

[07:56:29] Is that on the first floor?

[07:56:30] Yes. Okay.

[07:56:33] There they are.

[07:56:33] One fault, please, real quick.

[07:56:34] Oh, and she's naked.

[07:56:35] Yeah, please, get him out of here.

[07:56:37] Oh my God.

[07:56:38] It's one fault, please.

[07:56:38] Again, oh my God.

[07:56:40] You're acting crazy as hell.

[07:56:41] I didn't mean to bring that to jail.

[07:56:45] That's all I'm talking about.

[07:56:47] You need to go.

[07:56:48] That's all I'm talking about.

[07:56:49] You want to get to that, so I can talk to us?

[07:56:51] Yeah.

[07:56:52] We were drinking all night.

[07:56:54] I want to pick her up from her friends.

[07:56:58] It's been an argument since because her and her friends were f***ing naked in the videos

[07:57:03] on some website.

[07:57:04] She's naked right this second.

[07:57:07] She's in there.

[07:57:08] Okay.

[07:57:09] in the kitchen with the suspect, officer staff heads down the hallway toward the victim's bedroom.

[07:57:14] Once he realized I was naked, he like was like trying to approach himself more.

[07:57:23] Does he sit here? Does he have any property here? No, can you look at this?

[07:57:30] He just completely disabled it. Tell me that I need to talk to him right now.

[07:58:06] trying to get the full story.

[07:58:08] Dude, I'm the breadwinner, though.

[07:58:09] I take care of my kids.

[07:58:10] I come here, I bought her a car.

[07:58:12] I'm going to save you the outside screen.

[07:58:14] What?

[07:58:17] The outside screen.

[07:58:18] I take care of my kids.

[07:58:19] I come here, I bought her a car.

[07:58:20] I'm going to save you the outside screen.

[07:58:23] I got a bank account for tens of thousands of dollars in it.

[07:58:26] I take care of my family.

[07:58:27] And she's just mad because we're not together.

[07:58:29] And at this point, I just want to be honest with her.

[07:58:33] Because I'm going to kill her.

[07:58:36] Guy altered, emptied the mag, altered, emptied the mag, used flash, used ignite, altered again,

[07:58:46] and it doesn't even know what to say after that.

[07:58:47] Together, and I don't even know, I just want to f*** me up honestly,

[07:58:52] because I'm going to hurt, if she comes out again after an argument, and now she's gonna

[07:58:57] false that mosaic everything, as opposed to kick the door down and then rebuild it before

[07:59:01] moments later the woman emerges clutching a torn t-shirt and steps outside

[07:59:07] remaining with officer staff who addresses her with a gentle tone

[07:59:31] Listen, we have, nope, do you understand?

[07:59:33] Her car's not even here because I brought her here.

[07:59:35] Because she was drunk at a party, man.

[07:59:37] How many times do I have to tell you?

[07:59:39] We have to get both sides upset.

[07:59:41] I know, this is a lot.

[07:59:42] But you need to listen, okay?

[07:59:43] We have to get both sides upset.

[07:59:44] Well, how patient do you have to be to be a cop, Chad?

[07:59:46] Oh, I understand, man.

[07:59:47] But God, do you understand?

[07:59:48] The longer you keep interrupting her and trying to go,

[07:59:50] the longer we're going to be.

[07:59:51] Because I hear a lie, and it's pissing me off.

[07:59:53] Last time I beat holes and did all kinds of s*** and drove off

[07:59:56] and s*** and all kinds of stupid s*** and s*** and s***,

[07:59:59] all kinds of stupid. And none of it's true.

[08:00:02] You guys understand we go what's what's called probable

[08:00:05] cause. Okay, that's what we have to base everything off. Okay, I

[08:00:08] haven't spoken to you. Okay, I plan on it. Okay. Okay. So

[08:00:11] wherever you said him, unfortunately, I'll probably

[08:00:13] ask you some more questions that he's already probably asked

[08:00:15] you. Okay, hold on. We're not we're not gonna address that now.

[08:00:17] Okay,

[08:00:17] just put this out. Okay. As for the time being, okay,

[08:00:20] unfortunately, I'm gonna have to put you in handcuffs. Okay,

[08:00:22] because you're under arrest for domestic battery. Are you kidding

[08:00:25] me? No, I'm not. All right, let's go. Let's go. I'm going to

[08:00:27] jail. Let's go. Okay.

[08:00:28] The officers escort the man toward a police cruiser while officer staff remains with the victim

[08:00:34] I have a question

[08:00:35] What if you're looking at like a like a

[08:00:38] Emensively abusive relationship and you're arguing with your girl and you don't hit her

[08:00:43] Of the night she calls a cop saying you hit her, but there's no proof of anything. What happens?

[08:00:58] He say she say type of relationship like like does the girl that like does the guy like there needs to be proof, right or no

[08:01:06] Like y'all ever see those like videos or stories

[08:01:10] That will be like like some guy has a college

[08:01:14] Scholarship on like a football team and then the girl will claim that she he like assaulted her

[08:01:20] You know like such or something, but he didn't do anything and then he just loses his entire life with no proof

[08:01:26] Is that what happened this week?

[08:01:29] Did it soften or?

[08:01:31] Yes, we just had BCFS here.

[08:01:35] OK, all right.

[08:01:36] Always have your hair for the night.

[08:01:39] Though officer staff offers calm reassurance,

[08:01:42] her harrowing night is far from over.

[08:01:45] Are you kidding me?

[08:01:47] Dude, she was fighting with her friend.

[08:01:50] That's when my car's dead.

[08:01:52] Don't look at the hood of my car.

[08:01:54] Dude, I'm done.

[08:01:55] Ever again. I'm so done with you, bro. Yeah, you light again. So good luck. I'm going to fry jail. It looks like

[08:02:04] Well, I do love you still just know that

[08:02:18] Shortly after his arrest the victim and her mother were shocked to hear an unexpected knock at their door

[08:02:23] me and my mom were like, oh my god, notice again, like, what's going on here?

[08:02:26] Did he already get out or what?

[08:02:28] My mom had came to the door and it was a peace after and she was like, it's the

[08:02:32] cop again. Whenever I had came back outside to him, he shut his cam off.

[08:02:38] Okay.

[08:02:39] That instantly popped the flag in my brain. So then he said, you are very hot.

[08:02:45] And I was like, okay. He was like, I definitely got turned on by you.

[08:02:53] I was like, okay, and he was like, well, I just kind of, I know it was weird, I came

[08:03:15] back, but I just couldn't not come back and ask you if you would ever be interested in

[08:03:21] going on a date with me and I said no. According to the victim he returned to

[08:03:26] her home at a later date following a separate incident involving her and

[08:03:30] another girl who had fought at a bar. For a second time her shirt had been torn open.

[08:03:35] Yo what up there? Is this girl just capping bro?

[08:03:43] This girl seems like she's capping hard and what has happened? How was she

[08:03:48] going to get the 30 flights every every second bro he said I missed you I said okay that's weird

[08:03:58] like okay and he was like I missed you calling us and I'm like I don't and then he was like well

[08:04:05] you should he turned off his cam at that point somewhere around that point turned off his cam

[08:04:10] him again and then he said, um, can you please show me your boobs? No. And he was like, please,

[08:04:18] will you show me your boobs? I won't say nothing. Nobody will know. Like I just want to see

[08:04:22] him. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. I so, I so don't believe

[08:04:29] that. I so don't believe that. But I don't know. And I was like, well, they're already

[08:04:32] halfway out. Like my shirt's ripped and that's unnecessary. So then I went back inside and

[08:04:37] He's very creepy and I'm most positive that I'm not the first woman that's had to go through this with him.

[08:04:44] Why do you say that? You can just tell. Just feeling.

[08:04:48] So you can tell a good officer to an officer that tries to take advantage of their position and what they do.

[08:04:54] She explains that at first she didn't report what happened if she didn't know the officer's name at the time.

[08:05:00] However, she later confided in another officer, finally revealing the disturbing encounter.

[08:05:05] What did he say about that officer?

[08:05:07] Did he say it was like he knew?

[08:05:09] Yeah, he knew what kind of officer he was.

[08:05:12] Did he pull up a picture of him?

[08:05:13] Well, like on Facebook or something.

[08:05:15] That's where his girlfriend.

[08:05:16] Oh, he's like, why didn't you do anything about it?

[08:05:19] I was like, I mean, I just felt like it's an officer.

[08:05:22] Like who's going to believe my word?

[08:05:23] You know what I mean?

[08:05:24] I just felt like who would believe my word over somebody

[08:05:27] who is authority.

[08:05:28] Other victims would soon come forward

[08:05:30] with similar fears as even more egregious incidents

[08:05:34] began to surface. Investigators learned that just one month earlier, on March 27, 2020,

[08:05:41] officer staff responded to yet another domestic violence call, entering a trailer to find

[08:05:45] an injured woman in tears.

[08:05:47] I don't see why would you have seen it.

[08:06:09] I don't know.

[08:06:10] I've been recorded.

[08:06:20] Okay.

[08:06:21] I'm going to talk to you next time.

[08:06:24] I don't want to break sheet.

[08:06:26] What's going on?

[08:06:28] What's going on, man?

[08:06:30] I just asked you that.

[08:06:32] I'm not in your house.

[08:06:35] You didn't get in an argument or something?

[08:06:38] Dude, I have not argued with her. I have not seen her since like midnight this evening.

[08:06:43] I went to sleep around two o'clock in the morning. I got them playing my online game when asleep.

[08:06:48] Okay, I'm gonna go talk to her. I got, I mean, I got your, your side or your...

[08:06:52] No, I'm totally...

[08:06:54] Well, how about the...

[08:06:55] What is going on?

[08:06:56] How about for right now? I just go talk to her.

[08:06:58] Okay.

[08:06:59] No, I'm...

[08:07:00] Is that your thing? I don't, I don't... I don't drink.

[08:07:02] I don't drink.

[08:07:03] Okay, what do you...

[08:07:04] I have been drinking, but I've been sleeping.

[08:07:06] sleeping. What's going on right now? So I'm just gonna talk to her. If you were in trouble,

[08:07:12] you know it by now. Yeah. I know you too. I'm by myself right now. For the time being,

[08:07:18] you stay where you're at, okay? I'd appreciate it. If you're sleeping in the sleeper, you're

[08:07:23] light. Okay. What's my face? I'm not that. I see it. Okay. When backup arrived, officer staff

[08:07:31] returned to the bedroom and instructed the mail to put on clothes and shoes. What am I being

[08:07:36] charge with. I didn't say we're being charged with. Well, then I'm

[08:07:39] sitting with that. No, I mean, you need to get some shoes on my

[08:07:42] charges. Get some shoes on me. Okay, I'll explain. There's no

[08:07:46] reason I should have shoes on. I should be going to sleep. Okay.

[08:07:49] All right. I'll say this to you again. You're either going to

[08:07:51] put some shoes on or this isn't going to this isn't going to be

[08:07:53] the way you want to end the night. I'll promise you that.

[08:07:56] Okay. Similar to the previous incident, officer staff placed

[08:07:59] the suspect under arrest and removed him from the home.

[08:08:03] Wow, this is crazy, guys. I've done many of this, guys.

[08:08:07] I know. We all hear what you're saying.

[08:08:10] I don't want you to think that we're not listening.

[08:08:12] Yeah, I know what you're not listening to me,

[08:08:14] because you go throw me in the cell and I never see either of you guys again,

[08:08:18] and I get charged in court.

[08:08:21] What is going on? I've been sleeping.

[08:08:23] You know, I've been out here a few times, okay?

[08:08:26] You even said, every time we're out here, everything's smooth, okay?

[08:08:30] I've always seen you with respect, I've always seen you with respect.

[08:08:32] Can I just leave and not ever come back?

[08:08:35] I mean, maybe if you want to do that after whatever that's suggested, that's good.

[08:08:40] Yeah, let's go to jail.

[08:08:42] According to the victim, it was shortly after the men had been taken to jail when officer staff returned to her trailer.

[08:08:48] He walked inside uninvited and entered her bedroom.

[08:08:52] With his body camera switched off, he put his hand up her shirt and squeezed her breast.

[08:08:57] She pushed him away and a short time later, he left the home.

[08:09:01] But the intrusion didn't end there.

[08:09:04] Soon after, he began texting her, asking for new photographs.

[08:09:08] She never reported the incidents, convinced no one would believe her.

[08:09:13] As the investigation continued, they uncovered more incidents where staff had texted women after obtaining their...

[08:09:23] I mean to be honest bro taking the next yeah, I mean to be honest I take either look at this guy

[08:09:27] He doesn't think about a file. I'm not gonna fucking lie. He doesn't look at the fucking pedophile

[08:09:30] I won't lie phone numbers while on duty and in uniform. How did you meet him?

[08:09:35] I was in parking lot, I knew him and true value just got done inside and they were closing or closed already

[08:09:41] Officer staff or just called walked up to the car and asked about had any problems or those

[08:09:47] Well, it made a joke. It's like you somebody drug you going off major. I was coloring

[08:09:53] Yeah, that's how he came up.

[08:09:55] According to her statement,

[08:09:56] officer staff claimed he recognized her

[08:09:58] as a witness to a recent burglary.

[08:10:00] He asked for her phone number

[08:10:02] and soon began texting her.

[08:10:03] What did he text you about?

[08:10:05] It's kind of authority, staff.

[08:10:07] It wasn't anything super inappropriate.

[08:10:09] I asked if I had a boyfriend and things of that nature.

[08:10:13] Did he ever ask to meet up with you?

[08:10:16] Yeah, I mean, no offense,

[08:10:17] but pretty stuff's intimidating sometimes.

[08:10:19] And I was trying to be like, wow.

[08:10:21] It's like, oh, yeah, I'm not talented at her.

[08:10:23] Yeah, sure, I'll try to speak better, whatever.

[08:10:25] Did he ever do or say anything else

[08:10:28] or anything weird or anything like

[08:10:30] when you guys were texting or that night that he met you?

[08:10:32] I thought all that was weird.

[08:10:34] I mean, this officer was actually asking for your number.

[08:10:36] Yeah, what did you think about that?

[08:10:38] I thought it was just, like I said,

[08:10:40] it was something that I didn't expect to happen.

[08:10:42] And like I said, I wasn't in any kind of position.

[08:10:44] I didn't think to say no.

[08:10:45] With each new account,

[08:10:46] the investigation revealed circumstances

[08:10:48] that grew even more heinous.

[08:10:50] What the fuck?

[08:10:51] April of 2020, officer staff responded to a domestic dispute between a male and female.

[08:10:57] In this instance, both were arrested.

[08:10:59] Imagine, like, imagine, like, literally working, how long does it take to be a cop, bro?

[08:11:05] How long does it take to be a cop in Uni-

[08:11:11] AHH!

[08:11:12] LEAK CHECK TWITTER.

[08:11:14] LEAK CHECK TWITTER.

[08:11:15] LEAK CHECK TWITTER.

[08:11:16] LEAK CHECK TWITTER.

[08:11:17] How long does it take to be a cop in United States, Ontario?

[08:11:25] Ontario

[08:11:44] United States

[08:11:47] Six to 18 months, that's it! That's it! That's it!

[08:12:03] Bro, I thought it would take like five years to become a police officer.

[08:12:09] I thought it would take five years.

[08:12:14] It's just a guy with a gun idiot.

[08:12:18] If a doctor takes 10 years, if a lawyer takes 10 to 15 years, I thought at least a cop would

[08:12:26] take like five.

[08:12:30] Bro, like, like, bro, if you're a cop, bro, and you need to protect the world, bro, the

[08:12:42] world, yeah, bro, five years minimum, the fuck?

[08:12:48] Get hit at the scene.

[08:12:49] Bro, what the fuck?

[08:12:50] Bro, if I don't listen to me 18 months to be a cop and hold a fucking gun wherever I

[08:12:55] go, bro, I'm gonna fucking start robbing banks, bro, like what?

[08:12:59] Hey, what?

[08:13:00] I was like, give me all your money!

[08:13:02] Give me all your money, bitch!

[08:13:04] Give me all your money!

[08:13:05] Like, what?

[08:13:06] Well, 18 months, the fuck?

[08:13:09] And GTA, GTA, GTA.

[08:13:11] Like, whoa, what is that?

[08:13:12] But according to one officer, the female wasn't processed at the jail.

[08:13:16] Do you know why she didn't get booked?

[08:13:18] I think my report, they said like her eye was too bloodshot,

[08:13:21] so they weren't gonna take her.

[08:13:23] So the jail said they didn't want to take her?

[08:13:25] Correct.

[08:13:26] Okay. What happened with her as far as like her charges?

[08:13:29] She was issued a notice to appear for a domestic battery.

[08:13:33] What happened to her after that that you know of?

[08:13:36] I was getting off my shift so I believe officer staff gave her a ride back to her house.

[08:13:41] Okay.

[08:13:42] With the notice to appear.

[08:13:43] Were they talking to each other or anything like throughout the session?

[08:13:46] Oh, I remember she was really intoxicated.

[08:13:48] I don't know if she was saying, I mean she was saying a lot of stuff but I really don't recall what she was saying.

[08:13:53] I don't know if she was very intoxicated that night.

[08:13:56] And do you know, did he make any comments or anything?

[08:13:58] Or did she make any comments before they left?

[08:14:00] She would think a lot of stuff.

[08:14:02] I think she was saying something about like a

[08:14:04] something sexual, but I don't know if that was directed

[08:14:08] towards me or him.

[08:14:09] I really don't remember.

[08:14:11] I gotcha.

[08:14:12] Cause she's deaf, right?

[08:14:13] Yes, she is.

[08:14:14] She was far from being very intoxicated.

[08:14:16] Yeah, I can imagine that.

[08:14:18] In an interview with the female investigators learned

[08:14:20] that after driving her home,

[08:14:21] officer staff walked her back to her bedroom.

[08:14:25] He then turned off and removed his body camera and began taking off his clothes.

[08:14:30] According to her statement, he told her he got her out of jail and she felt pressured

[08:14:34] to give in to his sexual demands.

[08:14:36] Irreli she recalls him smiling as though it were a joke, describing him as a child laughing.

[08:14:43] He warned her not to tell anyone, saying he would know if she did.

[08:14:46] Then he took her ID and left.

[08:14:49] And speaking with another officer investigators learn of another incident that occurred as

[08:14:53] as far back as January of 2020,

[08:14:57] when officer Staph and his colleagues arrested

[08:14:59] multiple intoxicated women who were trespassing

[08:15:01] at a Pillsbury plan.

[08:15:03] Ha ha ha ha!

[08:15:08] You all right?

[08:15:09] No.

[08:15:10] You want to see me, ma'am?

[08:15:11] No.

[08:15:12] No?

[08:15:13] He's got shit in him.

[08:15:14] Where's the boy?

[08:15:15] He's up here.

[08:15:16] Like a kid's working.

[08:15:17] No, he's not lost.

[08:15:18] He's not coming.

[08:15:19] I tried.

[08:15:20] He's trying to find our phones, but my assistant...

[08:15:22] So this guy's only like hunting for like drunk girls

[08:15:31] Like all these girls are either domestically abused drunk or like

[08:15:39] Taking advantage of

[08:15:41] Here's Josh, here's this.

[08:15:43] Do you know where that's right here?

[08:15:44] Did you steal her head?

[08:15:45] No, I didn't.

[08:15:46] Please, right here.

[08:15:47] Well, here's the place.

[08:15:49] That's not the most important thing.

[08:15:50] I was not hurt.

[08:15:51] It's getting out of here.

[08:15:52] Okay.

[08:15:53] Seriously.

[08:15:54] This is not okay.

[08:15:55] She took us here and everything.

[08:15:56] Come on.

[08:15:57] Okay.

[08:15:58] Come on.

[08:15:59] We got it.

[08:16:00] Here.

[08:16:01] No, no.

[08:16:02] Did she hit him in the head?

[08:16:03] I know.

[08:16:04] I know what you're drawing.

[08:16:05] Okay.

[08:16:06] I see you have no shoes on.

[08:16:07] You have to sit on my shoe and everything.

[08:16:09] One of the two women who are romantic partners appeared to have a bloody nose sustained from an altercation with her sister while they were inside the factory.

[08:16:17] I sister tried to kill me!

[08:16:19] I know, I know. We have officers out with her, so don't think that she just got away.

[08:16:23] The bad news is we have to make a little bit of a walk.

[08:16:26] We have to literally wander around the building.

[08:16:28] I'll walk wherever you want to go.

[08:16:29] Okay, so...

[08:16:30] Go on, I'll carry you. I got a key there.

[08:16:33] Hold that.

[08:16:34] Oh, I'm sorry.

[08:16:36] I'm sorry.

[08:16:37] I'll carry you. Come on. I'll carry you. Come on.

[08:16:42] Just look over my shoulder.

[08:16:44] Let's go home.

[08:16:46] Can I carry you? No.

[08:16:48] Okay. Go.

[08:16:50] Each officer took hold of their suspect and began a long walk back to a waiting ambulance.

[08:16:55] Along the way, the woman with officer's staff asked a personal question.

[08:16:59] Where?

[08:17:00] No.

[08:17:01] No?

[08:17:02] Nope.

[08:17:03] Why not?

[08:17:04] Why would I be?

[08:17:05] Oh, wouldn't you?

[08:17:06] Are you okay?

[08:17:07] How are you, boy?

[08:17:08] She has to...

[08:17:09] Why would you...

[08:17:11] While escorting the intoxicated women through one section of the plant, disaster struck.

[08:17:16] Make sure... I have no shoes. Make sure...

[08:17:19] You want me to have a bath?

[08:17:20] No.

[08:17:21] Oh, no!

[08:17:22] You can't get in!

[08:17:23] Seriously, sir.

[08:17:24] Oh, f***, you stepped on the nail.

[08:17:26] AHHHHH!

[08:17:27] AHHHHH!

[08:17:29] AHHHHH!

[08:17:31] Look at that.

[08:17:32] Love your life, Stainsbro.

[08:17:34] So she didn't to go to bed till now my room is in my hand.

[08:17:38] Jake Hager would have a blessed night.

[08:17:41] Despite the horrific setback, she managed to keep moving and walked ahead with another officer.

[08:17:46] The other woman who had earlier asked officer staff that became his man.

[08:17:50] Bro, I hate talking to a drunk woman.

[08:17:53] If I realize that the girl I'm talking to is a drunk or tipsy, I instantly just leave, like instantly.

[08:18:00] I fucking hate it, bro.

[08:18:03] Talk with him as the two fell behind the group.

[08:18:06] Moments later, the woman's breast became exposed to the camera.

[08:18:16] According to investigative notes, officer staff then extends his right hand in the woman's

[08:18:20] direction.

[08:18:21] But what he does is not fully captured.

[08:18:26] The body camera is then turned off for six minutes.

[08:18:29] So the only thing that shows on these cameras

[08:18:30] is a little red dot that shows when your camera's recording.

[08:18:33] Yeah.

[08:18:34] And I do not recall it being on when we got to the ambulance.

[08:18:37] In footage from the incident, two of the female suspects

[08:18:40] arrived at the ambulance, while the one who was with Officer

[08:18:43] Stath was taken to a police cruiser.

[08:18:45] After she learned she was about to be arrested,

[08:18:48] she made an accusation against Officer Stath.

[08:18:51] But the other officers didn't seem to believe her.

[08:18:53] So not only you, OK, every single person.

[08:18:56] OK, are we going to fight right now?

[08:18:57] because you know what, you were just all over me.

[08:19:00] So stop.

[08:19:01] Okay.

[08:19:02] There's gonna be an S too because you were just-

[08:19:03] All right, here's the deal.

[08:19:04] There's not gonna be a-

[08:19:05] No, no, no, no, I wasn't gonna lawyer.

[08:19:07] I was gonna lawyer.

[08:19:08] I was gonna lawyer because you-

[08:19:09] Cool.

[08:19:10] All right, you're under arrest.

[08:19:10] I will kill you all after you've used a lot of this.

[08:19:13] Stop.

[08:19:14] Probably he was-

[08:19:15] He was a-

[08:19:16] He wasn't.

[08:19:17] I was with him.

[08:19:17] No, you were not.

[08:19:18] You were not there when he was-

[08:19:19] I was with him.

[08:19:24] Are you kidding me?

[08:19:26] Are you kidding me?

[08:19:27] You're just killing all our men.

[08:19:30] This is a police challenge.

[08:19:33] Excuse me, Colin?

[08:19:37] So...

[08:19:42] Hold on a sec.

[08:19:43] Really?

[08:19:44] Yes, really.

[08:19:45] You stole my f***ing everything.

[08:19:47] This is me really good.

[08:19:49] I'm not even kidding.

[08:19:50] One officer later recalled the victim saying something else to officer's staff.

[08:19:54] So what exactly did she say and how did she say?

[08:19:56] Uh, so that's why I don't want to misquote, but it was...

[08:20:00] Did she say genital?

[08:20:01] No, uh, something along the lines of if, said if I showed you my p***, you had to go home, not to jail.

[08:20:07] According to her later interview, it was after he shut off his body camera that officer...

[08:20:12] XQC is calling you.

[08:20:14] Nobody's not, you f***ing liar.

[08:20:17] ...staff put his hand down her pants and inside her underwear.

[08:20:21] Without knowing actually what happened, what is your opinion?

[08:20:23] Do you think that this is something that he had the ability and capability and

[08:20:28] that he's the type of guy like this, like does the shoe fit?

[08:20:32] I would not say it's completely out of character.

[08:20:34] I didn't like working with him.

[08:20:35] I don't like the way he is personally.

[08:20:39] I've never had one of these complaints made against me.

[08:20:41] And the fact that there's multiple complaints coming against one person,

[08:20:44] it just seems to bring a little bit of a alarm.

[08:20:47] Here recently, there's been a couple more things come out since I've been speaking

[08:20:50] with these other officers.

[08:20:51] And that's when we decided, you know,

[08:20:53] there's a lot of coincidence, so that's why we all,

[08:20:55] wanted to come forward.

[08:20:56] On February 24th, 2021,

[08:20:59] the Illinois State Police arrested Officer Taylor Staff

[08:21:02] at his residence and transported him

[08:21:04] to the Sangamon County Jail held on a $250,000 bond.

[08:21:09] Staff pleaded guilty to five charges as part of a plea deal,

[08:21:13] including aggravated criminal sexual abuse,

[08:21:15] custodial sexual misconduct, criminal sexual abuse,

[08:21:19] and two counts of official misconduct.

[08:21:22] He was sentenced to six and a half years in prison,

[08:21:25] with credit for 998 days already served,

[08:21:29] followed by one year of supervised release.

[08:21:32] He's also required to register as a lifetime sex offender.

[08:21:36] As a result of his felony convictions,

[08:21:38] Taylor staff is effectively barred

[08:21:39] from ever serving in law enforcement again.

[08:21:42] If you'd like to see select new videos early,

[08:21:45] watch our content without since.

[08:21:49] It's not sex.

[08:22:00] They are not sex spots, okay?

[08:22:02] They are intelligent women with fantastic personalities.

[08:22:05] Okay?

[08:22:06] I don't know.

[08:22:07] You can say intelligent for it.

[08:22:08] The desert keeps your rule about it.

[08:22:10] It's fine!

[08:22:11] Yeah, but that's really pretty, so it doesn't matter, okay?

[08:22:16] Explain it to guys age message in VR chat.

[08:22:18] I mean I was down to play like I was down to play X

[08:22:38] I was down to play I'm down I'm down to play

[08:22:57] I'm down to play if you want to play.

[08:23:51] I

[08:24:04] What bro, it's insane how good they are and they're good for you, too

[08:24:10] Discussing yuck oh all right, all right

[08:24:14] I

[08:24:17] Don't they said I'm sorry. I mean seven days is not I mean bro. You put how many hours they get

[08:24:25] Shut the fuck up

[08:24:28] I'm just saying you play you play more you play twice as fast

[08:24:32] So what rank is X?

[08:24:36] What

[08:24:39] It's hard

[08:24:41] Holy second one G.

[08:24:46] Morda he only wants you for Valorant and RL carries.

[08:24:53] No that's not true right?

[08:24:56] Stop bro.

[08:25:05] Should we just do a horror game?

[08:25:08] Yeah, we can finish the six-hands run. Yeah, we can do that.

[08:25:15] Why are you scared to versus Soda in that 1v1 when is it happening?

[08:25:19] Well, every time I talk to him, it's because he's getting straight in there.

[08:25:23] I was up in the room today, and he's not looking at me.

[08:25:26] I was up all night. I had him on stream today.

[08:25:29] He said it was too late. It was 5pm.

[08:25:31] Try out market simulator. It's a four-player co-op. Looks fun.

[08:25:35] It's fun. It's 5pm.

[08:25:39] Try this game, it's good link.

[08:25:55] I'm gonna call my team. Check all my team. I'm gonna call my team.

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[08:26:33] I thought you played pair of social already did we oh wait is this um

[08:26:59] Yeah, we play this already we play this already. Oh, yeah, 113 minutes, bruh

[08:27:19] See your chillers are

[08:27:21] Okay, we beat we beat closing shift

[08:27:40] I

[08:27:44] Was gonna play aka Mantel bro, but someone said this is a very hard game to play

[08:27:51] The ghost train honestly doesn't sound too bad

[08:28:01] How bored are you I'm not bored at all, but okay, I want to go to the gym, but I promise you guys horror games

[08:28:06] I feel like you guys are gonna call me a terrorist. I'll leave

[08:28:21] The ghost train, oh god.

[08:28:28] Oh god.

[08:28:51] There's some time before I get on I can use a little smoke and break.

[08:29:08] The man might throw a torch, I better get something else so my stomach will hurt somewhere

[08:29:12] around this time.

[08:29:13] I wouldn't want to hold it during the ride.

[08:29:17] Uh, am I a man or a girl?

[08:29:23] Bar!

[08:29:25] Why is the bathroom like this?

[08:29:29] Mound with the four months, I love you so much.

[08:29:35] What, did you think you could start doing more higher rattles?

[08:29:41] Probably not.

[08:29:44] My shitting your pissing

[08:30:02] Muda up the volume are you guys rich hearted you know fucking allowed this is right now

[08:30:07] You guys generally stupid this shit is so loud

[08:30:10] My ears are literally getting fucked.

[08:30:20] with max audio and my ears are so like...

[08:30:50] I'll let you cheat if you on my team

[08:30:58] hop on C.S.

[08:31:01] Ray bro what are you saying I'm not a cheater bro

[08:31:05] what the fuck bro I'm not you I cheer

[08:31:08] I was 15 years old bro not now I'm not

[08:31:10] cheated are you live

[08:31:13] no I should crazy bro I'm not cheating

[08:31:16] Ray what the fuck bro

[08:31:18] my fucking shit it go yeah okay really yeah okay what do you mean yeah okay

[08:31:48] What the fuck is this, uh...

[08:31:53] Where's the train, bro?

[08:32:48] Hh.

[08:32:50] Shhh.

[08:32:52] Hh.

[08:32:54] Shhh.

[08:32:56] Shhh.

[08:32:58] Shhh.

[08:33:13] Damn, bro, where the fuck is this train, man?

[08:33:18] Shat the door will be right here, Ola. Ola!

[08:33:39] Bar.

[08:33:40] Now I have to get my favorite seat, the corner of the second couch.

[08:34:06] She's the oil that always rides on the last train.

[08:34:15] I want to leave her alone though.

[08:34:17] I'm tired and I'm guessing she is as well.

[08:34:29] Grown ass man ate a cookie.

[08:34:31] What is this?

[08:34:33] They didn't, my stop just passed by or is it just my imagination?

[08:34:44] Maybe I can talk to someone to confirm it.

[08:34:47] I just got face fucked by a, hello, you know, usually what just happened, yes I did, but

[08:34:58] I can't bring my energy up to believe me about it.

[08:35:00] Well, good for you, that was my stop.

[08:35:03] Now I have to get the taxi home.

[08:35:05] Shall I go talk to the conductor?

[08:35:07] Or not, except for her.

[08:35:08] It's obvious she's all exhausted from over time.

[08:35:10] I can tell by her eyes.

[08:35:12] I can't let you do that.

[08:35:13] I'll go.

[08:35:14] You can stay here and rest.

[08:35:15] Okay.

[08:35:16] Well, let me know if there's anything I can help.

[08:35:18] What is that noise?

[08:36:18] because you please move aside.

[08:36:23] It's no good. He's not listening.

[08:36:25] Whatever it is, I'd better get what you want.

[08:36:48] Let me know if y'all see one.

[08:37:18] Yo, I don't know, I feel like you guys are trolling me, bro.

[08:37:30] Like, I have trust issues with you guys sometimes.

[08:37:38] Where? Where was it?

[08:37:48] Oh

[08:37:53] Now where's the other one though

[08:38:18] The fuck is outside?

[08:38:25] It's outside!

[08:38:36] How do I get it?

[08:38:37] The fuck?

[08:38:38] What's good AJ?

[08:38:39] What the fuck?

[08:39:09] the fuck how do I open this door it's right here is it bugged

[08:39:39] Oh

[08:39:57] There's your three brown now, can you get the fuck out of the way you dumbass

[08:40:06] The fuck out of the way

[08:40:09] Excuse me, sir. The train missed my stop.

[08:40:13] Do you need anything? Do I need help?

[08:40:17] I want the train to stop. The next one, please. You've freed up the stop on the previous one.

[08:40:21] What was that, right? I must have been spacing out. I apologize for the inconvenience.

[08:40:25] We will prepare you with the compensation necessary for the mission.

[08:40:29] Please leave your contact information here.

[08:40:39] Well, it's mishap.

[08:40:44] Ugh.

[08:40:46] I don't have time and energy to complain about the railway company.

[08:40:49] I'm just relieved that it wasn't anything serious.

[08:40:53] I'll let it pass this time.

[08:40:55] I don't look forward to tomorrow's work.

[08:40:56] What am I doing with my life?

[08:41:09] Jinxie ended so we're here now.

[08:41:25] Like what?!

[08:41:31] Junko ended stream, your second option I guess he'll have to do.

[08:41:43] Like what is this?

[08:41:45] Ray ended, so I guess you'll have to do for now, bye.

[08:42:07] Well, you know, actually, how am I everyone's waiting room?

[08:42:27] I'm Ron's waiting room, Jason's waiting room, Jaxi's waiting room, and now K-Soul's waiting

[08:42:34] Bro, oh, and ask you see

[08:42:47] Don't forget Rick high you are jinx these leftovers little bro

[08:43:04] I'll cool me the two months I love you so much,

[08:43:29] I'm gonna still put in too much of a dump like this.

[08:43:37] Guys, I wonder what house I'm gonna move into after, bro.

[08:43:40] I'm actually kinda scared.

[08:43:42] I'm kinda scared what house I'm gonna move into after, bro.

[08:43:50] Muda, let me suck on your nipples.

[08:43:53] My name is Selena, by the way.

[08:43:55] Selena, what are you saying, bro?

[08:43:57] Like, genuine, what are you saying?

[08:43:59] Yeah, I visited a house yesterday, but I don't know if I got any response back, let me see.

[08:44:26] Uh...

[08:44:30] Muda after...

[08:44:31] ...neural investigations...

[08:44:35] ...we now know you are a terrorist and we don't want you living in our house.

[08:44:39] Why is the train not coming?

[08:44:58] I did everything right, I went to the bathroom.

[08:45:09] I waited, I smoked and I went to the bathroom.

[08:45:28] Hold on, Mother, I'm bringing the train now.

[08:45:35] What the fuck?

[08:45:58] I understand your body wants it, I know your thoughts.

[08:46:25] It's just here again not going to lie. There's a part of me that's comforted by her always being here. Maybe I should talk to her

[08:46:34] Um hey, typically I wouldn't have this this talk to anyone, but I feel like the ice between us has been broken

[08:46:38] I guess it's the last that's incident. Hey, did you make your home safe last night? Yeah, unfortunately. Why? It's okay with me

[08:46:45] I'm all ears. Thank you. There's nothing to vent about at this point. It's too late

[08:46:48] I don't think there's anything late about talking to someone about this. No, it's too late. I'm sorry

[08:46:55] It's been tough. I'd rather not talk about it. Please forget it, okay?

[08:47:00] Well, I'm sure you've seen many times already, but I need to be on the street at this time, so, uh, okay, I'll keep in mind.

[08:47:11] Came from Jixie Stream, entertained me slave.

[08:47:18] I'm not gonna lie, I added the slave part, because you guys call me slaves all the time.

[08:47:22] I had a sleeper. Is that a fucking gun? What the hell? What's this little girl doing here?

[08:47:31] A kid shouldn't be rolling around on a train to sleep. Daddy! I'm not your father.

[08:47:36] Yeah, you look different. Now go back to your dad. Oh, about that. I can't remember where

[08:47:43] daddy is. I was chasing a cicada I saw on the window. And now I'm too scared to go back

[08:47:49] Hello mister, could you help me please find daddy either way I can't a kid be lost here alone. I guess I'm not sure yay

[08:48:04] Look your dad's right here bro. Come here

[08:48:12] Well, that's we had forgot how my dad looks like how is that impossible?

[08:48:15] I think it's because he looks like any middle-aged guy.

[08:48:18] That's why I thought you were my daddy.

[08:48:19] I think the only time I talk to him

[08:48:20] is when he looked on my downer.

[08:48:22] So, it's probably just this guy, bro, I don't know.

[08:48:29] Excuse me.

[08:48:30] Sorry to bother you.

[08:48:30] Do you happen to know this girl?

[08:48:32] Don't know.

[08:48:45] Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, do you happen to know this girl?

[08:48:58] No.

[08:48:59] Why look for your parents?

[08:49:00] Yeah, I just assure you that it's rare to show you can't be here alone.

[08:49:03] Let's walk through these days.

[08:49:04] Good luck to you.

[08:49:05] Sir?

[08:49:06] Uh, sir? I'm sorry to bother you. Do you know this girl?

[08:49:17] Melendo? I thought you were her father. I saw her sleeping next to you. The whole time.

[08:49:26] This is the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life. Ha ha, there's nothing funny about

[08:49:29] I should look into that business, because I want to.

[08:49:31] Excuse me, do you know this girl? No, and don't talk to me.

[08:50:01] that shape your father isn't even on the train could it be that he left us here alone

[08:50:14] where are you running bro come

[08:50:19] who is snoring oh look the fuck

[08:50:31] Yo, where is my kid, bro?

[08:50:44] What the fuck?

[08:50:54] Where did she go?

[08:51:14] What is happening?

[08:51:21] What is happening?

[08:51:25] Where is everyone?

[08:51:30] Where are they?

[08:51:35] What is happening?

[08:51:40] What is happening?

[08:51:43] Where is everyone? Where did everyone go?

[08:51:48] Where did everyone go? Where's the little girl?

[08:51:53] What the fuck?

[08:52:03] That's why you stopped.

[08:52:05] What was all that? I'm probably too stressed.

[08:52:07] I just, I can't even tell from dreaming reality sometimes.

[08:52:32] AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[08:52:34] Did I get it anymore?

[08:52:41] Hey bro, listen, don't be careful bro, no, yo, hey, listen bro, don't, hey, even if

[08:53:02] If I only got one person, I'm okay with that.

[08:53:23] Someone else saw it?

[08:53:27] Someone's on the summit.

[08:54:02] Would you guys make an OnlyFans video with your full face on it for a million dollars

[08:54:17] with body glue?

[08:54:19] Hell no, no.

[08:54:22] hell no, no?

[08:54:29] wait, I never like, bro, I remember having like a vaping addiction, like back in the

[08:54:52] like high school but it wasn't really hard to quit for some reason I don't know

[08:54:59] why yo why are you guys instantly throwing up the vape emotes bro

[08:55:07] Oh

[08:55:37] Ora, ora, ora.

[08:55:47] I mean, where's that girl? She's not here.

[08:55:52] Nobody's on the train.

[08:55:56] She's not here today.

[08:55:58] Well, let me be your 42nd birthday in a few days, uh, maybe 22nd dumbass.

[08:56:26] What the fuck?

[08:56:41] What's going on?

[08:56:42] A blackout?

[08:56:43] There's something wrong with this train.

[08:56:44] What time is it?

[08:56:45] 2am?

[08:56:46] It's way past the unusual arrival time.

[08:56:47] I have to talk to the conductor.

[08:56:48] It's way past the usual arrival time. I have to talk to the conductor.

[08:56:58] Why are the lights off?

[08:57:00] And why is the girl not here this time? What the fuck? So many questions.

[08:57:18] What is going on in this train?

[08:58:14] What the fuck?

[08:58:32] What?

[08:58:39] She was not here the entire time.

[08:58:42] What's wrong? What's wrong?

[08:58:43] Can't you see the train's acting weird?

[08:58:45] I tried to conduct the room with the doors locked.

[08:58:47] How can you stay so calm?

[08:58:48] What do you hear? What?

[08:58:50] I can help you only when you hear the voices of the natural world even in the middle.

[08:58:54] What the fuck is this guy saying?

[08:58:58] In order, tell me what you...

[08:59:42] In other worlds, the other worlds tell me you are not hearing them right.

[08:59:54] Try again.

[09:00:01] bell summer festival

[09:00:31] Bro, I don't get it.

[09:00:56] Summer Festival, Temple Bell, Seaside Forest, Cicadas.

[09:01:15] Summer Festival, Cicadas, Temple Bell, Forest, Seaside.

[09:01:24] Festival, Forest, Seaside, Temple, Cicadas, Festival, Bell, Forest, Seaside, Cicadas,

[09:01:54] not right. Festival, bell, forest, seaside, cicadas.

[09:02:24] Cicadas?

[09:02:25] Chat, like this down!

[09:02:27] Write this down!

[09:02:30] Cicadas?

[09:02:31] Summer Festival?

[09:02:32] Yeah.

[09:02:33] Yeah.

[09:02:34] Yeah.

[09:02:35] Yeah.

[09:02:36] Yeah.

[09:02:37] Yeah.

[09:02:38] Yeah.

[09:02:39] Yeah.

[09:02:40] Yeah.

[09:02:41] Yeah.

[09:02:42] Yeah.

[09:02:43] Yeah.

[09:02:44] Yeah.

[09:02:45] Yeah.

[09:02:46] Forest?

[09:03:10] A tumble bell?

[09:03:23] An ocean.

[09:03:28] Does anybody have it?

[09:03:40] Cicadas, summer, forest, temple, seaside, the other world says you indeed hear the

[09:04:10] voices of the natural world. The other was allowed to call the helper. It shouldn't be here any

[09:04:15] second. When you talk to the helper, the train should come to a halt. Thus,

[09:04:26] thus, what are those bosses? They are my children. I'm just a lover of cats.

[09:04:40] Is this the helper?

[09:04:50] Mi ha ba.

[09:04:59] Are you the helper?

[09:05:00] What are you talking about?

[09:05:01] Who are you?

[09:05:02] Wait a second.

[09:05:03] I know you.

[09:05:04] You're one of the troublemakers on my high school.

[09:05:05] Ah, you don't change.

[09:05:07] Mr. Shimzoo.

[09:05:08] I'm a nostalgic.

[09:05:10] He's the name of Sabie from dropping out.

[09:05:12] I thought I wouldn't be in this train like something today.

[09:05:15] But, Mr. Sheeves, you, why are you out this late?

[09:05:20] Well, it's a hobby of mine to give him the last train ride before going to bed.

[09:05:26] Weirdo, he never changes.

[09:05:28] Sir, this train is not stopping for hours. I'm afraid this train will never come to a stop.

[09:05:33] Is there anything I can do? I understand. Listen carefully.

[09:05:37] You must get off the train before the train reaches the end.

[09:05:40] My destination is at the end, and trust me,

[09:05:41] you do not want to go there.

[09:05:43] There are three stops where you can get off.

[09:05:45] However, you must choose the right one.

[09:05:47] There will be an announcement melody played on every stop.

[09:05:50] When you hear the same sound as the sound you heard

[09:05:53] on the home station, get off.

[09:05:56] Otherwise, I won't be able to help you later.

[09:05:59] So be careful.

[09:06:01] Does anybody know?

[09:06:07] Is this the same sound as when we are like going to smoke remember no

[09:06:37] I don't know fuck me and I'll tell you what the fuck

[09:07:07] Was this it chat yes you know

[09:07:23] You guys sure

[09:07:37] Hmm, looks like your card isn't readable, that's strange.

[09:07:55] It was working yesterday.

[09:07:56] Can you get me bill this time?

[09:07:58] I don't want to miss my ride.

[09:08:00] Hold it right there.

[09:08:01] Don't you even try to get past.

[09:08:02] If your card isn't working, you better get the ticket.

[09:08:05] Can't you help me get a new car though? No can do. You've got to do it during the day. You can't help you at this time.

[09:08:35] where am I

[09:08:53] Am I supposed to be here?

[09:09:15] buy a ticket yes

[09:09:40] I don't like what's supposed to happen bro

[09:09:44] The fuck?

[09:09:59] Where did the guy go?

[09:10:13] one more time for my chicken

[09:10:43] What the fuck?

[09:10:53] What's that girl?

[09:11:43] Hurry!

[09:11:45] Hurry!

[09:11:47] Hurry!

[09:11:49] Hurry!

[09:11:51] Hurry!

[09:12:11] Type 1 if you just came from Ron's raid.

[09:12:15] Type 1 in the chat if you just came from Ron's raid.

[09:12:18] Fuck you.

[09:12:48] Well, I'm getting a weird feeling, bro.

[09:13:07] Something's not right, Jack.

[09:13:12] I don't know, something doesn't make sense.

[09:13:24] You've got to be kidding me, not stopping again.

[09:13:39] This isn't funny anymore.

[09:13:45] I'm gonna give this guy a piece of my mind, bro.

[09:13:49] You're telling me I pay tickets.

[09:13:52] Ride this train every day!

[09:13:57] And you can't remember to stop on my stop, bro.

[09:14:01] Are you stupid?

[09:14:04] Come here, bro. Come here.

[09:14:09] What the fuck?

[09:14:19] Try operating the train.

[09:14:22] The train doesn't respond to anything I'm pressing.

[09:14:29] There's a keyhole.

[09:14:30] It looks like I need a key to operate it.

[09:14:37] Where am I?

[09:14:44] Where am I?

[09:14:51] Yo!

[09:15:44] I don't know what I'm doing.

[09:16:12] What?

[09:17:12] What are these random ass items?

[09:17:25] I have, whatever this is, a fan, a cane, heels, beer, cicadas.

[09:18:25] What the fuck?

[09:18:27] Bro.

[09:18:55] I

[09:19:08] Ah

[09:19:25] Bro, what am I supposed to do?

[09:19:55] Oh, what am I supposed to do?

[09:20:25] Okay, there's a window of every single person that has ever rode the train.

[09:20:52] Well, what do I do with that information I just confused?

[09:21:22] Are you fucking serious?

[09:21:30] Chat, what item did this girl have? The heals?

[09:21:46] What did she have?

[09:22:52] Ramuru with the pure one give it some I love you so much finalize the primal

[09:22:58] love you so much God bless you extraism with the primal of you

[09:23:01] definitely with the primal of you God bless you

[09:23:15] that's every item

[09:23:22] What is that noise?

[09:23:52] Oh god

[09:23:58] Fuck

[09:24:52] What is that?

[09:25:22] I

[09:25:52] Oh my god!

[09:25:54] Oh my god!

[09:25:56] Where the fuck am I?

[09:26:52] Am I on a train track?

[09:27:02] This phone booth won't accept 10-100 Yen.

[09:27:10] I haven't 10-50 yet.

[09:27:12] Seems like I've only got one chance.

[09:27:15] Who should I call?

[09:27:19] Police, no?

[09:27:21] stall

[09:27:51] Taxi.

[09:28:03] Jeremy Call.

[09:28:08] Call Yahweh and tell him to chill.

[09:28:17] Fred is always there for you.

[09:28:21] Hello?

[09:28:22] Hey, is this Chow?

[09:28:24] It's me, Ketsuke.

[09:28:25] I remember you.

[09:28:26] Chow is with a great friend in college.

[09:28:28] The school is real new.

[09:28:29] It's Chow, Siba, Utah.

[09:28:31] I like him.

[09:28:32] He's just really interested in care.

[09:28:33] He gave it.

[09:28:34] Why don't you call me?

[09:28:35] Were you thinking about me?

[09:28:36] While I'm just watching TV,

[09:28:37] it's featuring some race.

[09:28:38] Rare cicadas or something.

[09:28:39] Cicadas, huh?

[09:28:40] I'm not good with cicadas.

[09:28:41] I remember once I was in a world where

[09:28:42] we were going to a school in the 60s grade.

[09:28:44] I, yes, I was in the 60s.

[09:28:45] We had the kid in the middle of a blood cage.

[09:28:47] I remember sitting through a stage.

[09:28:49] He goes,

[09:28:50] This is so loud and annoying.

[09:28:52] Owen, I felt that killin' with the geckage.

[09:28:54] I remember you.

[09:28:55] Kill all of them during recess.

[09:28:57] That was a bit brutal to think.

[09:28:59] Haha, no that was.

[09:29:01] Gosh, you could cry a lot about it, to be honest with you.

[09:29:04] I was a little scared of you back then.

[09:29:07] Where's the gap?

[09:29:09] Just tell them to come pick us up, dumbass.

[09:29:13] I need them to pick me up.

[09:29:15] Hey, I need you to go-

[09:29:20] I can't believe I'm here.

[09:29:27] I can't believe I'm here.

[09:29:34] Fucking hung up.

[09:29:41] Oh, we should have called the taxi.

[09:29:57] We're so stupid.

[09:30:01] Get in.

[09:30:21] Lost in the station.

[09:30:31] Yeah, it's gotta be one of the worst games I've ever played in my entire life.

[09:30:41] Like, there's no way, right?

[09:30:46] That's gotta be one of the worst games in the entire world.

[09:30:50] That's gotta be one of the worst games in the entire world, though.

[09:30:53] Holy shit.

[09:30:55] That was...

[09:30:56] That's gotta be one of the worst games in the entire world.

[09:31:00] Can Suketanaka hold it to male?

[09:31:13] Have to go to the bathroom before?

[09:31:15] He played this game five years ago, how old is this game?

[09:31:19] Oh, no way, dude.

[09:31:24] Five years ago?

[09:31:25] I want to see how you get it.

[09:31:32] Nope, I'm out.

[09:31:38] It was them but didn't kill me.

[09:31:45] I don't understand the ending.

[09:31:50] What is this possible worse than anything?

[09:31:56] I don't understand.

[09:31:57] There was some stag.

[09:31:58] What did you call me?

[09:31:59] What did you call me?

[09:32:00] I don't know.

[09:32:01] It's been a great day.

[09:32:02] He called friend.

[09:32:03] Damn, we chose the same ending.

[09:32:04] Bar.

[09:32:05] We chose the same.

[09:32:06] Bar.

[09:32:07] We chose the same.

[09:32:08] Bar.

[09:32:09] Bar.

[09:32:10] Bar.

[09:32:11] Bar.

[09:32:12] Bar.

[09:32:13] Bar.

[09:32:14] Bar.

[09:32:15] Bar.

[09:32:16] Bar.

[09:32:17] Bar.

[09:32:18] Bar.

[09:32:19] ending like a retard. It's what we're thinking. It shows the same endings. We're actually

[09:32:25] retarded. Oh my god. Shameless. I show it's shameless. I gotta go to the gym. Why did I

[09:32:39] stream so long today? I don't get it. Chat, why did we stream so long? I have to go to

[09:32:45] the gym and it's 1140 fuck are you gonna finish first the fathom yeah I

[09:32:55] already beat it I beat I beat the whole game chat I beat the whole game I beat

[09:33:00] the whole game chat chat we finished the entire series we finished the entire

[09:33:04] series chat entire series

[09:33:11] So do you guys really think I should go to the Jason the lean?

[09:33:19] Um, but they're

[09:33:29] Really?

[09:33:31] No way there's a new fucking person to find them finally bro holy shit actually ready

[09:33:40] for too long. If you don't go, you're gonna regret it. You only live once, just go. But

[09:33:55] It turns out to be like some type of ditty party chat.

[09:33:59] Were you invited? Yeah.

[09:34:10] That even better.

[09:34:11] What do you say?

[09:34:25] Bro, what you're invited to not going sped?

[09:34:55] Don't go to the gym, I have a bad feeling bro, it's a sign.

[09:35:17] Like what does that even mean?

[09:35:19] Like what?

[09:35:21] Like I'm scared to go now.

[09:35:23] I feel like this guy's gonna stab me if I go pick up the dumbbells like what the fuck

[09:35:27] Who even is that shit?

[09:35:30] She's a threat

[09:35:34] All right, I'm gonna go to the gym, but

[09:35:39] I'm gonna go to the gym

[09:35:46] And

[09:35:48] Yeah, I love y'all, bro.

[09:35:55] You know, it's so hard, like, I don't know if it's just me, bro, but I hope to God every

[09:36:06] streamer has felt this at least once in their life, so I don't feel alone, but, bro, when

[09:36:13] When you see like Ron, Jason, X, Jinxie, when they all have like 20, 30, 40, 50,000, 15,000,

[09:36:28] 10,000, 20,000 viewers, it kind of like gets in my head.

[09:36:37] Then I remember bro

[09:36:41] We all started at 1,000 viewers we all started at 500 viewers

[09:36:45] We also had that 300 viewers and to be honest

[09:36:48] I feel like that's a negative way to think because like I should be appreciative of every single person here, bro

[09:36:55] You know like I should be a happy that you guys are here

[09:36:59] Because you guys could be literally watching any streamer in the world right now

[09:37:03] You guys are watching me

[09:37:05] And so I'm very happy about that but like sometimes it hurts like when I'm playing League of Legends, and I'm having fun

[09:37:12] Someone will come to my chat and be like only two thousand viewers

[09:37:16] Because they're so used to seeing Jason or Ron with like fifty thousand

[09:37:22] Jakesy with like fifty thousand viewers

[09:37:24] K-Soul with like fifty thousand viewers

[09:37:27] So it's like I guess it's easy

[09:37:31] So like

[09:37:33] Yeah, I know if I were to think about how much 2,000 people is bro, that's a lot of people.

[09:37:43] That is so much people, bro.

[09:37:46] Still 2,000 more than everyone else.

[09:37:49] True.

[09:37:50] You doing great bro, don't overthink it.

[09:37:52] The thing is bro, sometimes I'm like up late at night like using AI or like sitting in a room with...

[09:37:58] I

[09:38:00] Don't worry about numbers, bro. The best streamer in my eyes less than three

[09:38:13] Fuck a view count make every view count is so fine

[09:38:16] low keep pimp it up low keep pimp keep it up mooda only used to drop almost all his viewers

[09:38:29] going variety now he keeps his number bro no matter what game or what few counts we love

[09:38:33] watching you oh i love you bro yeah also chat you know it's also really good yeah by the

[09:38:43] It's just so hard bro because my only quote on quote my competition quote on quote

[09:38:59] Is people who have been doing this people out there with zero viewers your blessed man to be where you are at

[09:39:05] Love you man true, bro. I feel like my head just gets in my I get in my head sometimes, bro

[09:39:09] But yeah, bro, my head often compares my success to people who have been doing it for like quadruple time that I have.

[09:39:21] You know, I've only been shooting for like two years, and I'm just so happy to be where I'm at in two years.

[09:39:27] And

[09:39:29] Yeah, bro

[09:39:32] It's just I guess I guess I just need to like become more, you know

[09:39:42] Moodle you read the hate too much don't forget to read the love I

[09:39:48] Know I love young man. I appreciate you guys like watching me bro because

[09:39:53] because like I don't know about you guys but I would say like I try very hard bro and

[09:40:04] um I guess maybe it's a blessing to be compared to like Jason Vaughn and uh Jason Oni picks

[09:40:16] on everyone bro.

[09:40:17] You two years ago would be shocked and proud of where you are today.

[09:40:20] Chasing greatness is what will keep you great.

[09:40:23] Keep it up.

[09:40:24] I love you, man.

[09:40:25] I love y'all, bro.

[09:40:30] I love y'all, bro, a lot.

[09:40:33] You know, man?

[09:40:37] I love y'all, bro.

[09:40:38] Y'all mean a lot to me, bro.

[09:40:46] I love y'all, bro, a lot, man.

[09:40:48] A lot, bro.

[09:40:50] That boy was just a fucker kid.

[09:40:57] Comparison is the thief of joy.

[09:41:00] I agree bro, I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree.

[09:41:04] Cause like even then when I get to like however viewers I get to, I'm gonna think about getting more

[09:41:17] more and then I'm gonna think about never you know like never you know like

[09:41:22] when I get more I'm gonna always want more you know so

[09:41:29] bro you know what's weird

[09:41:37] you know what's weird bro

[09:41:42] I love y'all bro yo Antarctica while you scared the shit out of me when you said

[09:41:46] train calling like I swear to God I was but I was reaching for the end stream

[09:41:50] button before you could call me bro bro if train was actually calling me I'd be

[09:41:55] able to punch my key I would have punched my my PC just so it turned off so

[09:41:58] we couldn't say play ballerina bro

[09:42:04] yeah man I love y'all bro and thank y'all for watching my streams bro

[09:42:11] genuinely there's a lot of people that stream now because everyone wants to be

[09:42:16] streamer but I think you guys could tell who does it

[09:42:46] you

[09:43:16] you

[09:43:46] you

[09:44:16] you

[09:44:46] you

[09:45:16] I

[09:45:46] So last

[09:45:58] My mom and dad used to take care of me and now I can take care of both

[09:46:04] I'm sorry bro for crying bro my bad. Anyway, I love doppelgames.

[09:46:19] And please take care of your son bro

[09:46:29] Drink some water

[09:46:32] Eat healthy food

[09:46:34] Take care of yourself

[09:46:36] And never give up on yourself bro, please

[09:46:40] Please

[09:46:42] Never I don't care if no one believes in you bro

[09:46:45] If I still believe that I have nothing else to say anymore, I keep on the believe.