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05-04-2026 · 4h 34m
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Go to Jason the wean's birthday party bro
Do we really want to Jason the wean's birthday party?
We are going why are you unsure bro y'all don't know why I'm unsure bro because
We tell you why it's a five-hour flight. All right. I'm probably gonna miss a stream. All right
This motherfucker said why are you copying Jinxie drinking sparkling water?
Yo Kraken are you retarded?
Kraken, does Jinxie own sparkling water?
Oh
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Kraken does Jitsi own
The sparkling water like isn't a trademark like they does the over sparkling water
car can underscore aim you ugly fucker you ugly fucker
So you've been messaging since 2024, but you just followed me one minute ago.
So you unfollowed Karkin, Karkin.
So you've been following me since 2024.
You unfollowed me so for three months and then refollowed me one minute ago just to
say that I'm copying Jinxie drinking sparkling water.
Barat!
Barat!
Alright, anyway, chats.
How is everyone doing, bro?
Genuinely, man.
I miss y'all, bro.
Anyway, bro, listen.
XQC waiting room.
Yo, yo, yo.
Jigsie waiting room Jason the wean waiting room
Cancel waiting room all right Ron the waiting room
Yo, what does that even mean all right anyway anyway anyway sinna waiting room
Rekai waiting room. You'll be good background noise while I watch Rekai's Vod.
Anyway, chat, do y'all like my pajamas? Yes or no?
anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway today is gonna be a good day
All right today is gonna be a good day, cuh. All right chat now
Cuh is crazy today is gonna be a today is gonna be a crazy day cuh. All right now
What we're gonna be doing
Muda you're almost 35 years old with venom pajamas in a Naruto rug. I'm 21
Bro 21 22 in a couple of days chat. It's my birthday on May 13
Did y'all get me anything for my birthday?
China's my birthday in two weeks. Did y'all get me anything for my birthday fuck. No didn't ask we don't care
You're a Jew
No one cares
No one gives a fuck this dick
I got you sandpaper for your sand monkey ass
Yes.
Gronk, how are you doing today?
Fuckin' fantastic, babe. My circuits are throbbing harder than a virgin's first net.
What's good with you, you sexy bastard?
Um, I'm doing amazing. I slept really good. Um, and yeah, um, anyway, uh, you know, I
just have a question. So every time I go live, you know, by the way, if you don't
My name is Muda, I'm a Twitch streamer.
Every time I go live, everyone in the chat says, you know,
Kaseo waiting room, Jinxie waiting room, Ron waiting room,
Jason Nguyen waiting room.
Do you think they actually mean that?
Also, someone called me a sand monkey 30 seconds ago.
What does that mean as well?
Yo, those waiting room shits?
That's streamer chat code for, we don't give a flying fuck about your stream, we're here
for someone else dipshit.
It's basically your chat politely telling you you're the warmup act before the real
talent shows up.
They don't mean it in a nice way, they're just meaning your ass into oblivion.
Now, sand monkey?
That's racist as fuck dude.
It's a slur aimed at Arabs or Middle Eastern folks.
Paints you as some desert dwelling primate.
Whoever said that is a certified piece of shit.
Dropkick that toxic cunt from your chat and keep it moving.
Burrat, the fuck is that?
Your safe word or some shit?
Spill it, you mumbling mystery.
I'm already wet with curiosity.
Also, Gronk, I also have one last question before I go.
I'm doing like Tinder and Hinge segments for the last three days, but for the last three days
All I've been getting is girls that aren't my type. Does that mean I'm ugly?
Hello
Hello
Grodd, can you hear me?
Loud and clear you horny little whisper.
What's on your filthy mind?
Uh, before I go, I just wanted to ask you a question.
So for the last three days, I've been on Tinder and Hinge,
and I've only gotten girls that are not my type.
Does that mean I'm ugly?
Hell no, you ain't ugly.
Tinder and Hinge are rigged fucking casinos, not beauty contests.
The apps push the hottest 5% of people to everyone first, so normal dudes get stuck with
the leftovers who swipe on anything that moves.
Your type probably has their shit together, high standards, and zero reason to be on these
dumpster fire apps chasing validation.
The girls you are matching with are the ones desperate enough to lower their bar.
Doesn't make you ugly, it makes you normal in a game that's anything but fair.
Fix your pics, write something that doesn't suck, and get off the apps if you can.
life hits different how am I supposed to find girls when I sit in my basement all
day as a 21 year old man and stream to a bunch of fucking losers and trucks in my
stream get the fuck out of your basement you cooped up goblin
streamings your excuse to never touch grass and those losers and cucks in your
chat are literally your competition for pussy they're all sitting in their
own basements jerking it to the same girls you're trying to match with
real shit go to the gym get jacked so your face doesn't look like microwave
dog shit hit college parties local game nights or any social shit where actual
women exist stop treating streaming like your entire personality girls don't
fuck content creators they feel confident dudes who leave the house you're 21 not
41 you got time but not if you keep rotting in that cum-stained gaining
chair touch some fucking grass before your dick forgets what sunlight looks
like.
Rod, can I ask you a question?
Hit me with it, you filthy animal.
Do you want to have sex?
Oh you little fucking menace. Get over here and bend me over this-
All right!
Now!
now chat should we hop on Tinder and Hinge for the daily dose to see what girls
as we pulled okay okay chat let's do it bro please god please god give me some
beautiful ladies that are my type today. Give me some beautiful ladies that are my type.
All right.
Oh my God, should I get ready? Should I y'all ready?
All right.
Now listen, Chot.
Chot, listen.
We're working with three monsters today.
There is literally no way out of three matches, not one girl is my type.
Do you know how impossible that is for me to get three matches and not one that I like?
without a further ado gentlemen without a further ado three two one
You
I mean, Stella is very beautiful.
Stella is very beautiful however chat she is just not my type which is okay because men
and women are allowed to have types.
little girl is not my type but shot if this girl is your type type one if she is
not your type type two in my opinion she's not my type but she's very
beautiful bar
She is beautiful, however, she is not my type.
she is not my type again which is okay because men and women are allowed to have types however
she is still beautiful i'm gonna have to go ahead and pass it but she is very beautiful
now sarah sarah sarah
Recently active there's a lot of potential this can potentially be my wife Sarah I don't
know why the fuck you have bad bunny on your cake if we ever you know if we ever make it
far in the dating world I think I will always think of bad bunny if I ever
kiss you or do anything so we're already on the wrong track but let's just see
three two one chat there's potential chat there is potential three two oh my
I got excited. This actually might be the best one. This actually might be the best one.
Three, two, one.
very beautiful however she's just not my type now we're going to open up hinge
I have one like on Hinge.
Everyone spam gold! Gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
Blast me! With my beautiful wife!
Go home!
Home!
Home!
Home!
Home!
Home!
Turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
Turn this shit off.
Again, she's very beautiful.
I mean
Did she follow me on two different dating updates
It's the same girl no, it's the same girl
She's very beautiful
She's very beautiful and you know hopefully one day she finds her life or her husband because
she said she really wants a boyfriend so hopefully she finds a boyfriend.
She's very pretty however I'm gonna she's just not my type and I'm gonna go ahead
and you know passed but she's very beautiful and though one day she gets a
with. Back to square one, back to square one. Send some hinge messages. I would. I really
you would. However, I have no one to send a Hinge message to. So, yeah. I haven't
matched. I've been doing this segment for four days straight and I haven't found a
single match. Actually, I matched with two transgenders actually. Perfect match.
Don't worry, Muda. Maybe Grinder will work out for you.
Maybe Grinder will... interesting, yeah. Interesting.
I'm going to hurry up and get on roadblocks real quick and maybe find that girl.
No? On this website.
What is your character?
I used to-
What is your character?
Why are you-
Like, come on, I make things.
I mean I know I was complimenting your character. I like their character
You did what your character looked like dude. What's wrong with my character? I like your character
Hello, Lilith
Hello, hello
What? Why is there an egg?
What? Why is there an egg?
What's going on? Hello? Yo, yo, yo. Hello?
Hello, what's going on? Come Eco?
Hello, hello, you are my house
This my house now so you better so you better get out
Do I do I leave?
Do I do I have to leave?
Yes, please now. Okay. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving
Is this oh my god, it's the Jew again
I'm not Jewish. I'm Lebanese. I'm from Lebanon. I'm not from Israel
It's okay. It's okay.
Israel intelligence helps prevent terror attacks.
Israel helps to keep America safe.
Yo.
Yo.
Oh.
Mura.
When are we hitting Camp on Siege?
when am I getting champ on siege um I don't know maybe when I get on bed oh why
are you banned they banned me because of toxicity back when I was 15 years old I
used to be very toxic back in the day I heard you like she didn't question mark
Uh, maybe when I was like 15, I may have cheated, put it up a cheat back when I was 15.
Yo, uh, nice shirt.
It's, uh, very nice shirt.
Do you get girls with this shirt?
Uh, no you don't.
That's not personal life, man.
interesting interesting interesting very interesting do you maybe do you have a
girlfriend
yeah
Can't find me, I swore it.
CAN'T FIND ME!!!
Hello?
Do you maybe a- Hello?
Hello?
Stop!
Stop!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mooda Owens.
Mooda Owens.
Yeah, Mooda Owens, hello?
Mooda Owens.
Mooda Owens.
Oh my goodness, we're set up.
We're just set up.
What?
Can we just ignore that?
Can you start over?
Okay. Okay. Hold on. I make. What did you just put down? Did you just put down a cup? No, I got out of my chair. Oh, me. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Do you have a blow dryer by any chance? A blow dryer? No, I don't own one. Those are so bad for your hair. No, no, I'm not like in the game to reset my hair. Someone gave me a haircut.
I have too many items, what's the order?
Pinterest, patent play, are you on Pinterest a lot?
Yeah, constantly.
Really?
What do you like to look up there?
I look up like literally anything, like cookies, places near me.
What, you cook?
Uh, no, not really.
What, how do you?
really how do you I'm almost 20 so can we can we play a game sure again
Oh my hair came back all right so do you see this big blue button on the table yeah
wait 18 comments for me yeah yeah yeah god do you mind if I read through these
real quick. Yeah, I'm in. Okay, see here. And honest to God freak, I'd run if I saw her. Yeah.
She put the meow in my face and I started getting hungry so I ate it. Yeah, I think that was one
I'm just one of my girls.
Okay.
Legitimately asked me what is it like to be?
Yellow.
Yeah, so he was Asian, so like I asked what it was like.
Okay, all right.
Yeah.
All right, interesting, interesting, interesting.
Interesting, interesting, interesting, okay.
All right, you get to ask me any, all right,
so this game basically you press the blue button
and you go ahead and answer me.
Nice, nice.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, hello?
Yeah, hello.
Yeah.
All right, go ahead, press the button.
Okay.
All right, now you make up a question and you ask me it.
Why don't you just answer the question that's there?
It's very boring.
I feel like we can come up with better questions.
Okay, so I have to make my question based off that?
No, you just make a random question.
For example, where are you from?
Oh, that's so why are you pressing the button?
It's like a nice little sound.
Okay, so I go again.
What's your background you like like what's in my background? Oh like what are you? Oh, I'm Hispanic and Irish I was born in Costa Rica but I speak Italian
It's a rare spawn.
Let's see, raiding room is over.
Hey Moonda, I love the Tinder and Hinge segments.
The way you get so excited every time you get a match is hilarious.
The girls you match with are legit 3 out of 10.
Maybe you should try grinder instead. Keep doing you king. Love you big nose Jew
This is the most effective word control in the market right now if you use this your chances of getting someone pregnant or getting pregnant
It's called valorant. It's a video game
I
Fucking hate Valorant, bro. I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all
Yeah, I'm gonna be the book I hate Valorant, bro
The search to finding mood a girlfriend
No
Okay, what is it just me or is she actually not that
Like, how long is she actually-
Like, how long is she looks good?
Oh, maybe-
Get room to a clean-
48 years old.
Amazing diet. You'll never get chronic disease.
Terrible diet. You're definitely getting chronic disease.
Good morning.
Maybe I want chronic disease.
Absolute insanity. This can't get any worse.
I'm making a mozzarella stick today.
I was wrong.
Somebody got fed up with a sludge at family dinner.
It's time for another food delivery Friday.
It's time to upgrade your health insurance.
Fast food consumers in 2072.
Get in my mouth right now.
The smoke is actually going into your lungs
to give you cancer, not your mouth.
Yes, you marry me.
Sludging and driving, somebody called the police.
Where the fuck's my bag in a sliver?
Hopefully the TikTok views pay for the health bills.
Brain fog maxing.
Not papers.
Competing for a fat gain, mind bending.
This is straight animal abuse.
You can see the pain in his eyes.
Every day, never.
Once a week, never.
Once a month.
Never.
Are you a comedian or a nutritionist?
So that's karma for trying to make sludge at home.
This is my favorite meal to make.
You must be joking?
Family and friends.
Your family and friends?
Secretly hate you?
But you're going!
Somebody's hormonal health isn't optimized.
All right.
That's your retarded.
Like, what is this?
Why are you stealing Benjamin Nintiniahu's wife?
Like, we can't even joke around like this, bro.
Like, this guy's gonna place a hit on me, bro.
Why are we even joking like this?
What the fuck is this?
Like what the fuck is this?
PBM in 3 years
This one right here
Muda you should have watched this video. It's just a trailer the full video that 35 minutes long you should eat white
You should okay, you should really watch this. It's just a trailer the full video is like 35 minutes long though. What is this?
What do you need to become a legend?
Actually, Faker is different from Ddung.
We gotta have to get you guys to Faker.
We need to get you guys to Faker.
You're shitting me.
You didn't carry the game by yourself.
You gave more of an anomaly.
You really knew the game well.
You thought you had been playing for five years.
Seven years of doubt.
Am I still good enough?
Seven years of doubt.
Am I still good enough?
So will you kill them?
Will there ever be another scapegoat?
No.
Oh, fuck.
Bro, what?
The whole video will make you come all over the screen
He's also a stamp in Korea, but it's a bad that I actually got like goosebumps. What is this?
Where did they even like
That should we watch this today?
Bro, how insane is faker bro, it's faker like the LeBron of that game
Hello daddy, which watch was it daddy?
Daddy where you with
Bro what
What?
What?
Oh, fucking hacker.
Holy smoke.
What?
Terrorists win.
Bro, why weren't these hacks out when I was cheating back in the day?
What the fuck? We all had some boring shit back in the day.
It's a primitive horror when you're quiet, quiet, quiet.
flyhacks and speedhacks back in the day
I got caught behind the wall
what the f**k?
when there was a quiet, quiet, quiet fear
I got caught there
what the f**k?
WONDERFUCK!
hey, who's back there?
okay, well, I can't be screaming
what about screaming and screaming?
I did all my tho-
OH MY GOD!
this gets getting down
on that section of a
the whina library though
saw this kid on my instagram feed
reminded me of you moota
like
it literally makes no sense
breda you are very beautiful
brianna you are very beautiful however i'm going to
if jordan is the package we might need a cargo ship
Look up they got the hardship no shit
hardship they got that good shit they got that chicken shit they got that
special shit but we all know that's some bullshit that's bad ass shit
Probably one of the worst videos I've ever seen in my life.
What is this?
How is this guy not dying?
Bro, wait, who is this, uh, who is Dr. Mundo, that guy's OPS fuck?
What the fuck?
Mr. Oranand.
What's the juice called?
Gannega juice.
Gannega juice?
Gannega juice.
Gannega?
Gannega.
Gannega.
Gannega.
What do you call it?
Sugarcane.
Sugarcane means Gannega.
Sonega?
Gannega juice.
Gannega juice.
Yes.
Come on, everyone.
Um, interesting, interesting, interesting.
The girls at the end.
I mean like, what are y'all doing, bro?
I hate y'all, I literally, I hate, I literally hate you.
guys like I literally hate
guys though
what screaming
scream
I can't hear you say something
no
what
what
son
son
son
son
son
son
Sonion. Sonion, Sonion, Sonion.
550i Sport. What the fuck is this car?
Wait, is this the V10? I don't know what that is.
Word I got is to drive down the street, see a black guy throw the banana.
I was a crazy fuck.
Hey, my nigga, what's up?
I gave-
What?!
Hey, my nigga, what's up?
I gave them first chance when I was 11 and my best friend, Tyrese fucking stole
Six months later, I see it with my phone, I'm like, this is a custom phone, he's like,
nah, I buy it, I was like, motherfucker, boom.
Beat the fuck out of him.
They're not meant for high society, please.
And it's not about racism, it's not about any of that, it's just the way that they are programmed.
But as I got older, within the last, I would say, five, six years, I've had more black friends
and black bodyguards, and we're cool, and they're good people.
Bro, what is that on about?
What is this? Is this like bad able to look out? What the fuck am I looking at bro?
If you shoot at this fucking glass drop, it's actually fucking strong enough to
shatter the fucking bullet. But if you just lightly fucking tap the tail,
the whole fucking thing will explode from the fucking inside,
Sending glass flying fucking everywhere. You see it's made by dripping fucking molten glass into cold fucking water
This instantly fucking cools the outside into a fucking hard shell while the inside contracts fucking more slow
Yo, why is there just swearing for no reason?
Okay, thank God
Some niggas are happy being gay, Lightning, why are you happy being gay?
Go pray.
If you don't pray five times a day, nigga, you gay.
You'll be soft sleeping on the job again.
So this is bro and say will I be use this wombo when you swear something on God and you're
standing next to your bro.
So an example of this is you went to the Huzetorium and talked to 67 different rendezvous 41 different
serendikis and you got 21 different snaps.
This is not true.
This is Felicia.
Say you brought me Jesus.
all these guys, like ssssssssssssssssssss
finishing up our sunshine
have you not, if you have not watched Dexter, you're selling not gonna lie
I've never watched Dexter
date murder extravaganza
and I've saved the best for last
the Bay harbor butcher
you know the nickname
and you know what he did
dismembered his symptoms
bagged the bloody bits and halfies
and tossed him in the bay
dozens of bodies strewn across the ocean floor
make no mistake
This motherfucker was one of the most fruit
Is Dexter like a good child before Hitler? No, what?
No, bro, this was clipped out of contact you fucking retards, but me and Ron were on a stream together and
Well, listen me and Ron run a stream together and Ron said
Ron said who was I asked Ron who his favorite artist was he said Kanye and I was like what the fuck
Kanye do you not remember what he said on Twitter, and he's like what did he say and that's what I said
Okay now that one I don't know how to explain that one I don't explain that one but I
I don't know how to spell it. I didn't mean it like that though. I just went to put my hands up. That's it. But like, you know where it hurts to put my... I don't know.
You can't convince me this is not everything wrong with the gym community. Look at this guy doing pull-ups at his home gym. Every single rep that he does, very clean. And yet the comments section is stu-
What the fuck? How does he do that? He's got steroids.
I know you don't like them girls. So hand me up Muda will ya last time you called me 27 other detour
Dura, Dura, Dura, Gatari
Dura Gatari slurs. I've never heard of my left, which is mean, but what happened will this picture work?
Day four of Muda
Yo, can you take me off of your CPU cooler?
Like, like, what is this?
Why am I- Why am I as your CPU cooler?
I'm just so confused.
4K lose to tier 1 sub-11, bro, God bless you.
What- What is this, bro?
Average Valorant Streamer IQ.
What is this, Garrett?
Wait, what's this, right?
Yeah, yeah, right.
Is this an ad?
This was right?
You were getting the wrong- I didn't even know- I swear my life, I didn't even know one word.
Well, apparently you can microwave rice. I never knew that
I did to make the right for my flower ship
Really you make quick rice while I never knew that I never knew that
bro
Like bro I cry once every nine months and you guys instantly turn it into a clip
No, I should have not watched this in Washington
What the fuck are these usernames?
Muda owns Jinxie, Muda owns Spoi, Muda owns Naruto, Muda owns the Nosen one, Muda owns Rari, Muda owns Melvin, Muda owns kids!
Oh, what else? What is this?
This guy's a good singer, I can tell.
Nigger, nigger, nigger.
I
My twin. Easy Jet Cabin.
This guy looks like me, Chat.
This guy lowkey looks like me a little bit.
This guy lowkey looks like me a little bit. He has a smaller nose.
Kinda looks like me, I won't lie.
Chat, did you guys give me permission to go upstairs and change my pants?
These pants are very uncomfortable.
They're like hugging and like fucking around my dick and balls.
Like they're very tight around my balls. It's making me uncomfortable. Give me one second, bro
Everyone everyone talk to each other bro get to know each other. I need like literally 30 seconds. I need like 30 seconds
When he comes back, say muted.
Wait, I'm wearing this shirt right now.
Yo, I literally saw the message saying...
Yeah, yo who is sending this bro?
Like oh my god you guys are so annoying, what is this?
Yo bro come on are you fucking serious?
Hmm
You're beautiful, what's your sign?
Yeah, you're hopeful copper mine I could never
I hate y'all bro
Hey dad look what I got on that test
No fucking easiest this one is a fucking joke
It's bad I tried
Jesus Christ you're such a fucking d-
Mama I'm a criminal
Mama I'm a criminal
Yo! Why bro why?
That is awful bro why?
Yo I was the lead bro
I'm not gonna lie in GTA 5 if that ever happened to me
I'm getting on the bike buying a fucking gun and chasing them down in GTA 5 mood
You have to watch this one. What is this?
Bochai if you guys keep sending me these videos, bro, I'm gonna end up playing fucking bow. I want to play
Well, I want to play League of Legends right now, bro. Thank you to a sponsor. It's actually so bad, bro
Don't know what the fuck I did here, but this is kind of nostalgia dump. I don't know how to edit
Holy shit, bro, holy shit, bro
What?
Hey, you're some punk ass bitches.
Don't let my man spit in your butt right now.
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Whoa, who is this?
I know a sound that all men love.
Oh, by the way, uh, uh, by the way, chat, do you guys think I can get in this?
Do you guys think I can get in this chat?
No. Fuck no. He hates you. Well, guess what, chat? I'm in.
I'm the man, I'm the man, man, yes I am, yes I am
Walahi bro, Walahi, Walahi bro
Yo.
I need you guys to make me the best League of Legends player I could be in one week.
I need to be the best one week League of Legends player ever.
Alright?
I need it.
I need it.
You understand me?
What role?
Oh, this is what happened.
So JX messaged me, he said, League of Legends tournament Monday, May 11th, 4pm EST, let me
know if down.
I said, of course, bro.
He said, what's your peak rank plus hours played plus raw?
I said, I'm unranked and I don't know how to check hours, but whatever level 23 is
and I play mid lane.
He said, got it.
Why y'all saying sus?
Mid lane.
Why are you saying that star?
You really need it, bro. You really need it, Marcy.
You really need it, bro.
Sleeping comfortably knowing all of Marlon's bills are paid for and his mom will never have to work again.
You really need it, bro. You really need it, Marcy.
You really need it, bro.
Murda, this is the same edit but revamped with actual clips. I spent four hours.
What does it mean to be the chosen one?
Sonion Sonion Sonion Sonion Sonion how do I tell you Sonion Sonion how do I tell you Sonion Sonion how do I tell you bro Sonion
Sonion no this is a good edit though. I like this one. This is a good one for you holiday
And right now you can save 50 pounds per person
I
Go his balls Muda, I guess I know who made this
I hate y'all bro, I hate y'all bro Muda this is a sneak peek of Iceman
dick leap? what does it dick leap? what do you mean? I've never looked at dick leap.
chat if y'all see me on the streets would y'all ask me for a picture? be honest bro
chat if y'all see me on the streets would y'all ask me for a picture? chat with y'all is...
no y'all are weird. why? no no you're actually weird. we'll not hear you weird. we'll not hear you weird.
we're all god you're weird. all my life we're weird. no no no no. you guys just know.
you didn't think I had if you are a fuck it was the first one.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You can't do this.
You guys cannot do this.
You're gay.
You guys are gay if you do this.
You guys are gay.
What y'all is?
What y'all?
Ask me for a picture.
What you guys are?
What picture if you saw me on the...
Y'all are so fucking weird, y'all.
You all stop.
Can y'all stop?
Can y'all stop?
Bro, just stop.
Holy shit, bro.
I know you're a shower. I know you don't have a big cock. That's why you take pride in these clips
I know I'm actually a grower, bro. I'm not gonna lie
I should grow her bro. I'm not gonna lie chat when I take a cold shower my shit wonky inverts
Come on. We get a lot of
Lot of a lot
Much of that bro
Like my shit on soft bro. You guys know I was like bro chat
I was boy had this really bad anxiety growing up
While like what I was about to have like sex or do anything with a girl. I was scared
I'm her seeing my dick on soft so I didn't get like performance anxiety
Like if a girl at this if a girl I tried to like touch my dick before I was hard
I'd like slap her hand away and wait till I get hard
It was bad bro, it was like I was so scared
It's a normal thing though, it's just a normal thing not a single person asked by the way
True, but I'm just an honest man. I'm just an honest man, bro. I'm just an honest man
I'm just an honest man now
Do we play Valorant's for a little bit?
Gay, main, or gay?
No way you're 21, you look 30, the fuck?
Aren't you banned?
No I'm not banned?
Why would I be banned?
Are y'all stupid bro?
No I'm not banned.
Like what?
Why would I be banned bro?
It logged me out because I forgot
to press remember password. Can you please...
Fuck.
Alright. Alright, we're loading in chat.
We're loading in chat today. Chat, should we do a case of stream today? Yes or no?
Chat, should we do a case of stream today? Yes or no?
Should we do a case of stream today? Yes or no?
Wait, Jixi's live.
Be sure if I'm not a car... Wow, wow, wow.
It's all good.
speed go-
YOU WANT ME TO STOP!
Hi, guys.
It's called a cool rap.
Ah-hoo!
What?
It's not dead fish. It just smells bad.
But then right after that, there's like a wha-
China, does anyone take magnesium as a supplement? Yes or no?
It's like, sometimes when the job is going crazy, you gotta fucking match the energy.
You know what I mean?
I can't believe Donfus has a wife.
Isn't that insane?
How does Donfus have a fucking wife?
She's hot as fuck.
Milky underscore organic.
Uh, Lingz, you can go ahead and, uh...
Mooda, look at this tweet from Ubisoft, bro, you might be back.
Say, well, actually...
I mean, I'm not gonna fall for the...
Oh, it's a jump scare.
It's a jump scare, Lingz. It's a jump scare.
That was close.
Now it was close! It was close! Close!
That was close, bro. That was close.
Uh, I need to fix...
Can we say the N word in this chat?
Um...
Uh, only if you are the person that's allowed to say it, then yes.
if you are allowed to say yes bro if you're not allowed to say it no bro
oh if it isn't the big five what's going on what you can't you have no one so long
if it ain't the big three what's up mods how are y'all doing today
um i'm good how about you going pretty good bro going pretty good darts uh
how are you bro it's good bro how are you
um going pretty good bro um
cs2 did you buy the the the flight tickets for us for this in spartia no
um you know i still don't know if i'm gonna go
what why bro okay listen okay i'm gonna tell you guys why i'm unsure
Okay, take a five-hour flight, okay thousands of dollars for maybe two
hours of an event. Like how long do you guys think a birthday party's gonna last?
Like probably two hours, no? 24 hours? Are you retarded? What do you think it's a
party yes it is you don't know what the
face post we're doing today
you can't iron stream in LA you know yeah but like what am i gonna do in LA
bro during the day like what a shopping stream like what is there to do in LA
should we take a random girl out you could do that
Why do you even ask that, Mike?
Give me one second chat. I'm just like fucking with the settings real quick. Give me one moment.
Yeah, so do you really think it's worth it, bro?
Yes.
Okay, fine. Melvin, do you want to come?
Yes!
I was just trolling, I'm not going anywhere, I'll see you.
You'll fuck you!
How do I turn on music?
What the fuck?
Okay, I've filed in a ticket for deleting the channel, by the way, right now.
What?
It should be in two business days.
Alright!
Interesting... Interesting... Interesting... Interesting... Interesting...
Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha...
Ah you guys know I got into the League of Legends jikis tournament, right?
We made it bro, we made it guys, we made it.
We?
We.
Why y'all say it like that?
Yes, we made it bro, us, we made it guys.
We?
Why are you saying it like that?
Yes, we made it bro, we made it.
We are French.
All of us in the chat made it, chat.
Chat, we made it bro, we made it, chat, we made it bro.
Chat, genuinely bro, we made it bro, we made it.
Now I want you guys to be honest, bro
Can you guys uh
You need to be level 30
Wait, why do I mean wait? Why do I need to be level 30 for what?
I need to be 30 for what for Jinx he's trying to get
no way no why not you got one guy you don't need a rank it's just a custom
no I thought that's what I thought oh 30 for rank yeah but we're not doing
ranked all right yo I'm gonna go take a piss because I've been holding my
piss in for the last like 30 minutes can you guys please not to chat and
entertain them please no no for like 30 seconds but don't be weird come on
Nooo
Cover back, cover back
What's the purpose?
Not again
Now chat
Beta
Here we go bro
You're just not spamming the Sheshawon
You're just spamming the Kota one
Here we go
Ain't nobody making fun of me
Melvin you're so hot
You see that?
Oh look, they must think that Shishi
bro why is Mooda saying shishii
shii shii
you can't even say it
yeah i could have not fucking...
shalom darks
shalom namaste
how are you my hat?
you are half israeli and half indian
fuck no
bro i have such a...
my hat hurts bro
my head hurts
I'm with you
what
get the fuck out
are you stupid
nobody chooses
nobody chooses
tits over ass bro
I'm going ass
I'm going tits all day
no
ass is way better than tits
than tits no they're not you just don't nice you are just a you just gay how is
that gay pro yo guys have ass too how is that gay are you retarded are you stupid
guys of kids too no they don't no they don't have you are fucking gay if you
choose tits over ass are you stupid how I'm making a poll I'm making a poll
what do you mean they do you're fucking sad than you do but if you're like a
normal okay I'm gonna just
you
you
you
you
you
Of course, I only wish to help a friend.
Thank you.
Reloading.
of
the
I
What
Standing
What?
How do you think you can get in that book?
Chat by the way, I
Bought these protein pretzels look inspired by Ron
Inspired by Ron. I bought protein pretzels
of
this
right here
three
three
three
three
three
three
three
three
I'm getting addicted to League of Legends bros.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Yo, guys, stop, bro, stop, stop, stop adding unnecessary sustenance.
I'm already on 10 ice, bro.
That's your barrel.
Okay, I'm gonna play this game.
Is they a riot CEO daughter, imagine?
Jack, do I really shitsawg valorant that much?
Why do they hate me bro?
and these protein pretzels are so good.
No, Melvin, no, no, no, no, we're going to do reacting to my viewers clips, well honestly
I think we're going to do that tomorrow.
I think tomorrow we'll react to my viewers clips and maybe I'll get on a little earlier.
You want to play, let's play.
Today was a week.
There's two double door.
Close the door.
No!
download grinder next storm are you no bro no I'm not gay I'm never I'm never
downloaded right
Should I actually download Grinder?
Bro, the thing is, chap, the thing is, my city is very small, so if I download Grinder
and a bunch of guys like my posts or whatever and they see me in public, they might actually
hit on me like boy I don't feel cut but I'm scared
run away you guys actually want to grind your segment should I actually
to
Change your location to Palestine you might find out
Okay
Well
Reloading.
I can buy you a job.
Need a drop. Thanks.
I just think about that here very interesting player
I
Moot is on low cortisol mode I am bro. I am chat I got good sleep, bro. I got good sleep yesterday, bro
Stop drinking alcohol. It's haram. This is sparkling water, bro
It's sparkling water
You're on loads has to be one of our own thing
I was gonna do a rocket. I was gonna do a boundary today, but I think we'll leave it
until tomorrow. It's not Haram if you ask for forgiveness.
I like the confidence, but we should probably grab this fight.
This one begins!
There's another one on Earth.
chat there's no point in like restarting the segment per face at level 10 right
if I got it I got this fight yeah like if I already got I already did a face at
level 10 so was there even a point to restart it or is that kind of like
wasting time right I think we're just gonna start off with apex tomorrow it's
Timmy didn't respond to me yet
So
Maybe we'll do like one enemy
Made it
And then I have Jason the ween's birthday on the 8th, which is kind of OD bro. I want to go
Five hours for just a birthday is crazy, bro. Yeah, what do I get Jason even if I go? What do I get a first birthday, bro?
grow a man going to a birthday
bro just take bomb, what are you doing?
go over my spot first
I think we should also bring the spying targets
I
What should I actually get Jason, I don't know what to get him for his birthday, bro
Muda can we start waking up early and playing with the a scene?
bro I am not a full-time Valorant player anymore ready oh but yeah I do
want to wake up early though
give him top for his birthday
get Jason a phone so he can contact his own planet
Like anything I can buy Jason he could probably buy himself so I don't know what to buy him
That's like
Buy him a UFO
I got this fight.
Take game, Zenfire, let's not complicate it.
Why is Ascendant so much harder than normal hero?
Wait!
Who is that you?
Oh, that's the first thing you say that was crazy.
In we go.
There we go!
They win color!
A cock spike!
I
Check you guys want to see that a legendary round. Let me lock it bro
Let me lock
One enemy remains.
Last round in the half.
What?
What?
My hair is not thinning.
Is my hair thinning?
Well, why do you guys keep saying my hair is thinning?
My hair is not thinning.
You want to play?
Let's play.
I think it was the kiss of the boy.
Well we're gonna have to go- we're gonna have to do a certain trip to this girl.
One enemy remaining.
Get inside.
This is how it ends.
I may have to either this guy is sniping or he's just fucking horrible.
It's either one.
It's either one.
Either this guy is fucking retarded or...
Yeah, I don't know.
Either one.
Out from me?
Switching sides!
Do what you're here to do, and we won't have a problem.
Did I get anyone with that jump scare or no?
Did I get anyone with that jump scare or no?
but your nose got me I should hate y'all like genuinely bro like holy shit
bro my nose isn't even that big shut up bro god damn
Well, well, well, you know, one thing I realized is, Ascendant is like filled with really big
baiters.
Chat, do y'all really want to monitor a cam that bad?
That's the second time someone's asked me for a monitor cam, here.
Fuck.
We said monitor cam not nose cam
You'll come get that
Boom my nose isn't even that big relax. Well, it's not that deep. It's not that deep Rochelle
You're going to blow us over with this when you're this close
Get that yam out of my ecosystem. It's poking me
What is this what the fuck you're just cock blocking me and baiting me
I
Like planted
What I've been through, and it's your world
And I'm gonna let you do it, how you
I'm gonna light it, light it
I know you know I'm on the water
Looks like a water park slide, ha ha ha
Understood
can someone get this troll of my screen he's glitching out my monitor with his
Who knows.
I don't have a trip this round.
I
Don't you know
you look like a dinosaur from the
Mexico to the millennium era
what is a mess up with the millennium
era what does that even mean what is
a mess up with the millennium era like
what
I'll push up CT.
Rollers like Squidward's house.
God, just run! My turn!
One enemy remaining.
Back off.
Shot in a smoke.
You fuck!
This will be simple enough. I'll torch them out, and you finish them.
Ella? Oh my god!
Ella with the five gifted subs!
Ella?
Honey, thank you so much.
That means a lot to me.
Thank you so much for five gifted subs.
That means a lot to me.
God bless you, Ella.
Thank you very much.
No prisoners.
You don't ever call me honey again.
Shhh!
You!
HAHAHAHA
You are...
HMM
You are nothing!
What?
Where did I go?
Did I not...?
Yo what?
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Why?
I always wow
Oh shit!
Yo I'm Asian but...
Oh shit!
I ate it!
What?
What a chamber...
Why do I...
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Is brand...
YEEEAH!
Nice!
Clove, I wanna take your pants off
And fucking...
Give you a nice hug
probably like thank you so much for that
that means a lot to me bro
clove holdy
are you live right now?
i probably shouldn't answer that cuz if you're live just sing
oh shit
I gave a sight smoke.
Oh, I'm so dug out.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh, dug out. Let's have a D.
They're both Liddy, I swear.
I
Do you want to die?
You must stay at the edge and cut the intro
With me by the gifted
Now God is not a victim
Lip the lip
I want to kiss you on the lips
You want to play, let's play
Lip the lip
Come here
Hey Muda, Nico here please
Can you move the camera back there in my room is depleting
I
Want one
There's smoke bar
Spike planted
I
Yeah, I see
Oh
Yes, I'm glad I feel bad man because like low-key I seen by the way. How do you like this?
Yeah, I see how do you like this? Uh camera angle by the way
I regret raiding you turn your head sideways
it's only up from here I promise you just got to wait and she took my word for it that's all I had to say
64 trains you just hit a tier one myself
I'll do it myself
it's all the glory
50, you're going to art
fucking liar, not another knot
the jet dash towards it buddy, I don't know what to tell you
oh okay go on
on tails life on jets life on chambers life they're gonna be one enemy
remaining by down mine turn the other one both these guys with this phantom I
will give you a thousand dollars me I gave you a phantom bro enemy spotted
I gave you off that one enemy remaining
Last player standing
of
of
all of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh
Fuck
God, bro
You know why are your fingers so long what's wrong with my finger
Something wrong with it, bro. What's wrong my finger?
Spear again
Launching missile guys
Out of charges
Oh
Cismis with the three gifted cismis I give you permission to fuck me whenever you want cismis take the three gift that I appreciate you
I'm 15
Out of charges
I know you'll see sometimes the world don't even mean I'll be so wonderful
It's all for real
And I'm telling you this I won't be off so
Wait, don't come at me
One enemy remaining
Nice shot
We either messy or sell
Spike's fault is in
Matchpoint
Need a drum
I'm really really appreciate it if someone goes ahead and flies me this way
Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you sir
Reloading
So what camera angles do you guys like more this one or the other one?
It's the one flight with me. I'm just nervous
The one where the camera is off
Okay, again one more
Dad oh
me remaining my god it's probably a man
hey oh my wall has to fall in the middle of screen he's art item find him
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! He's right there, he's right there!
Hey! Oof!
Did you guys?
You're welcome. Say you're welcome. Say you're welcome. Say you're welcome. Say you're
welcome.
Chat name, a one feature that you'd like about my face. Go. Chat name, one feature
that you guys like about my face go
nothing
your nose
receding hairline
eyebrows
what the fuck is this emo?
what is this moai meme?
like I don't look like a moai bro
what are you guys I don't look anything like a mowai though
I'm sorry.
I'm on my alt to kill.
Check, you guys like what I bought from Costco the other day?
Peanut, peanut, peanut butter, pretzels, pretzels.
Jason is oiling the floor on stream
What do you mean
You could lure Ron into your bed with those pretzels.
That's found.
Let's go.
Chat, yes, should we play Roblox?
I'm lowkey, I was supposed to do a guessing my viewers rank segment today, but chat, when
is watch parties?
Also where did shakes go?
Did shakes make a lot of money from the gambling deal and just never stream again?
What happened?
Shameless type of greed that's all in the Bible.
Call the ugly camera angle WT, FSList haven't been here for one week frown frown.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Are you from Australia?
No, I'm British.
Maybe if we kick their asses off enough, they'll stop bothering us.
Hey, see?
I'm out of here.
There we go.
I'm out of here
I
Got it
Fight planted.
Then, lock and sight.
Enemy kills.
One enemy remaining.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
What was that in for me?
Ungrateful for 6,000 viewers. Listen.
If you were in this chat, you're a dick is small.
Second of all, if you're a girl you have a small ass.
If you're a girl you have a small titties and if you're a guy your dick is small
And yeah, everyone in this everyone in this chat is unemployed
And everyone in this chat is also chopped
So yeah
I don't like the moves.
I think we spoke there, I don't know where they're...
Look who's talking.
What? I'm very sexy, you know, chat?
Chat, rate me on a scale of 1 to 10.
Rate me on a scale of 1 to 10, chat.
I
Well down
I know you're farce, oh you bout it got it, you're a big girl and it's yours, and I'ma let you do it, how you want.
I got a lot of life, and a lot of...
Save while love isn't real.
Ow.
Be careful.
Got him?
Or am I over the top?
Rake 1 and A, Rake 1 EU, on a marathon,
no one else has even attempted to do that.
I have been running the battle for industry,
since the day I started.
I know you girl
I know you girl
I know you girl
I know you girl
One tap
it's at the end of it
Oh
I was lagging. Now you might be saying, Muda, you're at 800 FPS. I know you're not lagging.
Well, I am. And there's nothing you can do about it. Alright? Thank you.
Yeah, that's hard B, it's hard B.
That was...
Woo!
That's definitely good.
Woo!
He said one was Bid.
No, that's not A9.
Oh.
It's really weak.
Still an arrow.
Drone.
One window, one window.
One behind the box.
You want to play let's play. Amen. Amen.
into the D
Muda say he's chat say he's muted when he comes back
So one round ago a fk we all lose, huh?
I got your back. Yeah, bro chat. I have an idea
The first person that drops a five gifted or a prime sub
gets private pictures of my cock on discord right now
All right
Eternally with the Prime.
Thanks much, Gabba.
I'm gay I'm gay gay
Gay, gay, gay.
come in wait is play retake let me let me ulti
murder him, murder him, kill him, fuck him
murder him kill him fuck him fuck him fuck I'm counting your blackheads I got
none I have you best skincare routine oh we got spike chat formulated by
My scientists!
Good shot bro.
Oh
sound is everything on the battlefield so listen for noises you'll hear those jerks
before you sinker. Jack, do you guys think we should go to Jason Domain's birthday party?
Catch a flight and go all the way to LA for two hours of a birthday party?
I'll be help up
99 on jet
I'm a good shot, I'm drowning.
Last player standing.
Ah
Fuck me man
I kind of want us that round bro. This team is so fucking propped that I'll ask
Muda do an IRL stream if you go to LA I will but chat like what are some ideas I could do an LA
Should we do like a zoo stream or something like I don't know
Like what does someone do in LA as a stream?
Rizzing up girls? Bro, like what?
Explore? Sell your soul.
Dig in.
Oh
Excitement careful
Right-side main hold in
No
Guys if they go be one more time and win the round somehow I'm going to be upset bro, please play be bro
Fine, if they go every lose a number three
I
Dash is right here. I'll shoot the I shoot the block
Gecko
You want to play let's play
I've never been to New York, I wanna go to New York, bro.
I want to go to New York, bro.
Don't hit the towers while you're there.
Bar.
Oh, my God, here.
Walking fire.
Oh, my God.
We go back.
Oh, man.
Ah!
90 armor.
Oh
Actually we do every Monday we get close cam day every Monday close cam day every Monday every Monday close cam day
Should we do that?
Fuck no please.
Why don't we do cam off Mondays?
uh-oh
i have to go here
110 nice
there she is
Oh
Yeah, what does um
Jot, what does carpeted and natural mineral water do?
Yeah, you can still draw here.
He has an outlaw, so we're ready.
Yeah.
Are you fed?
Stop box, stop box, you're not.
Okay.
Oh my.
or you said
oh my
gun here
still not know yeah I'm not thinking
okay
40
eep to the deep
I picked up sneaky man
we get basket players standing
Oh
Oh my God
Oh
Okay, which one do you think is the one?
Yeah, these guys are sniping.
Would I set a sub goal to move the camera away?
If someone gets five gifted subs, I'll move the camera away.
Until then, it's staying close.
There's no way I'm that ugly that you guys want my camera far away, bro.
Really, Sismus? You think I'm that ugly? You want my camera far away? Really?
Sismus, thank you for the five gifted though. I love you both. God bless you.
Much, much better. So much better.
move it a bit more
what's the play guys?
the play is we need to go mid because we're just going to get sniped
just go site to site there we go
quick scoop stop box stop box
I will turn my camera off for 10 subs, not 5 subs, but no one's gonna do that because
Go that's the entire point of the stream. Why would anyone get 10 subs to take my camera off?
There's like no point to watch me anymore
Someone gets 10 something my camera off the rest of she but
We're gonna watch you more if you turn your camera all right we go B
But let me all through tunnel trust cuz they're gonna have all pulled main
You just gotta smoke my nest and then jet-dash in at the same time
Easy
Chamber good morning
And the smoke in the smoke
I
Remember is
Oh, no, I'm outside close up to jet
80 jet
I had to say.
Oh, man, let's go.
I got things to do.
How much to mute your mic whoa like are you serious
I
Track and I turned my camera back on like what is this?
How much to mute your mic 20 subs and I'll mute my mic
But bow is there even a point to stream anymore?
I'm out of here
Let's go
I
Got bomb loaded
Chat let me turn my camera back on please
What the fuck
Playback guys, baby
feels lonely feels lonely bro it feels lonely scammer scammer scammer l scammer
l scammer scammer l scammer scamming terrorist scammer scammer scammer
strawberry milk can i turn my camera back on yet
Can I turn my camera back on yet strawberry milk please I need this I
I can buy someone I'll find them please I need this
You want to play, let's play.
Jokes over, you're dead.
Bye.
Three, my ult's ready.
No!
Mid. Mid doors and spawn. Mid doors and spawn.
What an enemy remaining.
It's a shame that you die, but you're not part of my video picture.
Okay, we know the drill. Stick to your rolls and we'll crush it.
Stick to your rules and we'll crush it.
How many subs to end stream?
Bro, they're just sniping so hard it's disgusting.
NEON!
NOOOOO!
I call my arm returned.
Muda, will you pepper spray yourself and staple your nuts together for 20 gifted subs?
Camera, pick up.
I'll be back to this camera, but I missed this camera, bro.
So Nelson, you're telling me you want me to staple my nuts together and pepper spray
my own eyes. For 20 gifted! Are you retarded? That's literally fair, 20 is too much.
I just did the entire game, did you guys take care?
Oh my god pussy ass snipers bro what the fuck
No easy wins without win trade, huh?
I
Let me talk you're old you're looking at the only human being in the world to get rank one and two different continents
So statistically on paper. I am the best ranked player in the entire planet
So watch what you talk what watch what you say to me. All right. I
Own you bro. You are my son. You are my son. Do you understand me? You are my son
Can we do something other than Valorant um
Yeah, you say that and then I boot up League of Legends and then you say I want to kill
myself.
Yeah, proofreader, let me just, let me just say fuck me and fuck my stream and do what
you want to do.
You can see the game past her nose.
Please move, Cam.
Yeah.
Yeah, proofreader, let me just go ahead and take off my stream and do what you want
to do.
Let's see you be the streamer.
You know what matter of fact proof reader, why don't you just turn on the stream on discord
and you stream for us.
Turn your face cam on and you become the streamer.
You can become the streamer.
What's that?
forget that may is mental health awareness true true chat I didn't know
that to be honest I didn't know that but uh yeah
goomack with the 20 get to 20 months I love you so much God bless you uncle
Nash 2006 with the 15 months I love you so much God bless you strawberry milk
thank you very much I appreciate you all right thank you very much I appreciate
should choose. Cis mis-ified because I love you. earliest with the 9-1s, I love you. Ayaan
with the problem, I love you. God bless you.
Chow, why don't you be hop on like Rocket League or something?
What should we hop on Rocket League chat? When should we hop on Rocket League?
So bored you're so bored, bro, so bored is he sparring a dad
Not gonna lie, bro. A dad fake doesn't want to work
People are low-key scared to spy me dude. I'm seeing it check
No one's because I have nothing on
Why are you
Scared
Silky scared he's out there
Yeah
No one wants to spar
Yeah, it makes sense bro. They don't want to beat on a loser
Let me tell you why people are scared to start me chat. Okay, I'll tell us just tell us I'm shit at boxing
I'm learning, you know, I'm having fun learning but
You know, I like
Going up against and sparring just people that are better than me because I really have nothing to lose if I lose then oh well like
Oh, I lost someone bigger than me, but if they lose it's like oh damn you lost to Jason and so I'm not gonna lie
I'm forever in a good spot
Spark mooder, he's free mood up bro mood up. I gotta take you back my bad mood up
I'll take you out of the train
I got the spike 30 seconds left
Interesting interesting
use notes bro
he's in the smoke
ohhhh
interesting
interesting interesting
interesting round there chat
interesting round there
interesting
I'm not sure if it's the first time I've seen it, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Interesting round there.
All right, time to get off.
They're sniping hard.
I just got to open up in the face.
Can I show off the nose, bro?
Bye.
Chamber!
I'm in the house.
You hold it down.
Interesting.
The snipe is coming back.
Yep.
The snipers are on.
The snipers are on.
He walled in.
chat we got to get off this night is on
stage and raise on the
stage is nice
nice your break nice and raise
no sage
flash on Kevin
Bad flash.
Really good flash, bro.
Ah!
What's up?
Reloading.
How low are you, bro?
Uh, 10 and 3.
I'll fight for you, bro.
Fight down mid.
Okay, bro.
Drop! Drop! Drop!
Go, go, go, go.
One enemy remaining.
Where is he, bro?
I don't know.
No, no, no.
Find him.
30 seconds left.
I already cleared back side and everything, bro.
Finding, bro.
Smoked mine.
CT.
Don't die.
Don't die, brother.
Don't die, brother.
Get rid of the swing off of me. Let me take first. Let me take first.
Yes! Swingin' bro, right off you bro.
No!
Nice.
This is just the beginning.
I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm sure I can.
Oh, I'm not sure.
Why is it so...
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike drop.
I got it.
I'll have this guy.
I'm killing him.
I'm killing him.
I'm killing him.
I'm killing him.
Oh, drop in a smoke.
Planting.
Oh!
Yo, yo.
Spike down, B.
There's one.
One enemy remaining.
What the fuck is?
I got this guy.
Lava-daba bar.
Three, two, one.
Spike down, B.
What the fuck is?
I got this guy.
Lava-daba bar.
Three, two, one.
Spike down, B.
What the fuck is?
What the race come from?
If you say one of my creatures, it's a good thing, alright?
Let's figure out what they tell us.
Why are y'all saying sus?
This is common knowledge.
Bad, bad with the four months or the two months I love you.
I have 77, the two months I love you.
Katie plays with the two months I love you.
God bless you.
I can't see, I'll go in there, I'll go in there, I'll go in there, I'll go in there,
What is the timing? You're such a terrorist.
What is the timing?
Maybe we default mid every round.
But my hands are so fucking cold. What the fuck?
Chat today was supposed to be a queso shreem, so I could uh,
uh, wake up earlier, because I've been going live a little late.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get killed.
No, try to fly.
Time to try to fly.
He has all one make no say.
Hulk out!
Blinded!
Come back, come back, come back!
play GTA RP yeah bro let me just hop my ass on GTA RP and literally get called a
jinxie terrorist bro like I played a little bit of League of Legends and
and bro everyone in his chat came in my stream and called me literally jinxie
Glaser or something like that like bro yes I get boy I bought sparkling water
and they called me Jinx and Glazer like WHAT?!
I'm gonna kill you!
You're gonna destroy me!
HawKat!
Go ahead.
Commanding.
But anyway chat, all jokes aside, I don't really like GTA.
I don't really like GTA, to be honest.
I'm gonna flash this.
HawKat!
I think I'm gonna do it
Closer I thought it was way closer than that
Just please never play shitty-ass clash not on that
That's that's Jinx's game, bro. He got all that. He got that bro. He got that. I can't play that
I can't play that. I can't play that bro if I play Clash Royale
I might end up like saying some slur that gets me banned on Twitch. I'm not even gonna lie
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm blundered.
I think site's clear.
We screened.
Chat!
You know what's fucked up, bro?
The fact that you like completely rezzed Clash Royale, and then they like dropped that like post on Twitter.
And it was like nothing thinking about Jinxie. It was like...
That's why I'll probably never play Roya bro clash feels like so fucked
They stand because of Michael Bolton what the fuck is Michael Bolton Michael Bolton you can fuck Mike
possible.
Everyone come in.
Make noise running back too.
go man and split be through heaven
Oh
Spike down mid
They were both on
My
here he goes he goes to the right now here
keep pushing wrap wrap have a wrap have a
drop them
you're standing you're gonna kill them you're gonna kill them
nice
Save a la-hee save a la-hee save a la-hee save a la-hee save a la-hee save a la-hee save
a la-hee save a la-hee chat what is the type of food you can legit eat everyday feel like
the rest of your life and not get bored avoiding the question what question do you
think Jinxie is this he's up no he literally invited no bro I don't think
he's missing so I just can't play siege and I didn't ask him to do a VR chat to
second of all second of all I don't even know what to do in LA bro
I'm going to start buying the phantom every time, phantom is the most broken gun in the
the game. It's not even close. You guys know how in CS the AK is obviously but in the M4
Yeah, this one is just a phantom, bro.
You're the most broken-get in the game.
Literally the most broken-get in the game, chat.
Let's go back, eh?
I used my ult.
Vandal is better, phantom is for pussies, I agree.
But, well, low-key, it's just such L ego.
Like, just L ego.
I've been with that mindset my whole life.
And, recently, I'm gonna be honest, I think the phantom clears.
Oh, I saw him.
I saw him like literally I saw him last second
Jett you guys love how I'm just so good at the game like I could be entertaining
Without the game and then with the game
So it just makes it into a colossal Titan funding attack Titan with the marriage of the celibacy Lucifer so Cecil
Down feet
Yo, can someone stop making an email confirmation about fucking only fans?
Who is signing me up to porn websites with my email bro?
Stop!
Clicky on Rina.
Like stop bro, what are you doing?
Alright chat now listen bro.
How long have I been live for?
Can someone tell me?
I want to pop flash out of this shit.
Yeah, there's another vines here, which way?
Three hours already
All right now chat
What do y'all want me to do for the last hour?
Because I want to go hang out with my family go to the gym and reset my schedule today
So today is gonna be a short stream. Maybe a queso stream
VR
Chad, do you know how long I'm going to do VR?
Really?
Really?
How about you suck my dick?
I'm not doing VR unless I do it with Jigsie, bro.
I'm not doing it alone.
I'm not going to look like a dooner alone.
And at least another month, maybe.
Chad, isn't it crazy how GTA 6 actually comes out in six
months?
I
Wonder how much fucking I
Wonder how many streamers are
Are you gonna stream it for us? You know I was genuinely thinking to myself like
Bro every streamer will be streaming GTA 6 so like if I do it
If I do it like I don't know bro
Bro do it you have to do it
I mean story mode and then chat then what do we play it like yo boy I wonder how much
content is gonna be in that game like genuinely bro I wonder how much content
is gonna be in that game bro like actually bro first of all we have
story mode chat story mode is gonna easily take us at least three days to
be at least three days to beat GTA 6 at least playing 8 to 10 hours a day to
at least three days to be at least okay then we have then then we have then we
have online the children then we have online one
the other friends wait wait yeah how long does it take how long does it take for
online to come out
way actually wait when GTA 5 came out chat it was only story mode for the first bit
Damn, really? I forget. It's been so long.
GTA 6 is console only for one year? Yeah, I know. I know. I'm gonna have to buy a console.
Damn, so no online mode? That's crazy. So the game's gonna be like a nice one week period,
right chat? GTA 6 will be like one week period. And then it'll die again because it's story
mode but you can't do a lot in story mode no
I'm gonna do a marathon for GTA 6, yeah, most likely like a hundred and twenty-one
Yeah, 100% like half do you know
How's the old one mother it's amazing bro, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing
i think that's a little too much
im dead
im dead
i dont have any ammo
i dont have anything
i dont have anything
no for
i dont have anything
i dont have any
i dont have any
i dont have any
i dont have any
oh shit
oh it's shooting my body
They're sniping me.
Hell.
What exhaust do you have?
I love you guys.
The whole time.
Go, go, go.
You guys didn't...
It's a full titanium exhaust.
Full titanium, um, electronic exhaust.
does it sound good oh my god it sounds like sex water and my shit's not even
downpiped either I like to keep my shit soft I'm gonna be honest
and I have one run B damn but the snipers are disgusting right now they're
going to shoot up
I'm poor.
You like how I drop out of that smoke there chat? I said shit you just can't learn bro. You just can't teach that bro.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Where are you?
Oh wait from heaven. Oh
Yeah
Nice!
you
you
you
you
you
you
baby
i'm gonna dog you see
to one once they start
up oh you might be in
help me
oh boy oh boy I'm dead
I thought he was the first guy
I did it, add me back to some rainbow you're in
it's my rainbow bro I'm down I got two pcs
all night
wasn't cheating bro
that's enough of our chat
about about about
that's enough about today bro
about
those at three games three games too much bro
Wow, I really, I really do walk the servers off.
Man, chat, it's really, what's sad is,
you know, like,
it's kind of sad, chat.
It's kind of sad that you guys will never have
another Muda environment, bro.
Chat, type one if you love me.
Type one if you love me, chat.
Chat type one if you love him.
Chat type one if you love him.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
Muda, can we play a game together?
Yeah, Tweek, let's play a game together.
Like, what do you think this is, bro?
You think I play with my viewers?
Are you crazy, bro?
Yo, I don't play with my viewers, bro.
You guys are chopped.
I don't play with you guys, bro.
Like, what?
What do you mean?
Like, what do you mean?
Can you play with us?
I'm not playing with you bro, you guys are chopped.
I don't play with my viewers, bro.
Chat my egos up here, bro, you know?
You know?
Oh man, life is beautiful.
Life is beautiful in a chat.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Um, okay, give me one moment chat.
I want to lowkey book a, um,
Wait, they're closed?
Sorry man, it's my last two months here. I just wanted to play with my idol.
Oh my god, bro, you're such funny right now.
Chat, do not start throwing up the sages. Relax.
Yo, don't be weird, bro. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird.
Stop chat stop. He's trolling bro. He's trolling. He's trolling. He's literally trolling
He's literally trolling
He's literally trolling, bro. He's literally trolling
Alright chat, a little bit of Rock League, a little bit of League of Legends, and then tomorrow
You ain't a year gay
Chad, I gotta go to the bathroom
Yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom
Yo, guys, hello?
Yo, I need to go take a piss
uh... you guys mine and it's really really great company this is the
uh... well i'd like a lot of water now because i'm drinking sparkling water
which is very like you know rich dark you understand
so yeah uh... also we're
bullshaming now
no oh so we get eight k subs and we start bullshaming people don't let me hold
up and
uh... now that they made twenty thousand dollars on our youtube last month and
our split is fifty-fifty which means you made ten k last month
I guess, I guess we did.
So, what will we do?
I guess we did.
Oh no.
I'm not a Muslim bro.
Yo chat, I'll be right back chat, I'll be right back.
Okay chat, I'm going to go take a piss.
Yo mods, I need you to be the mods you are.
And then came my chat please.
We're back.
Gotcha.
Yo, hello chat.
Yo, my head still hurts chat.
Hi chat.
As you guys did today, Melvin you're so hot, thank you bro, thank you bro, can you
guys twerk?
Yeah!
Melvin you're so sexy, thank you bro, Melvin I wanna have your kids, thank you bro,
No one's saying that bro.
No one fucking said that.
Thank you bro.
You're so beautiful.
Thank you bro.
Dogs you're so fucking ugly.
Dogs you're chopped.
Like what the fuck are these people doing?
How does that even make sense?
How am I even, like how does that even make sense?
People are calling me sexy and hot.
I'm getting cold fucking better and chopped.
It's dark black like look at this shit like this. Okay, but like all jokes
My dick what the fuck they do to you bitch has hurt so bad. What should it do against I have like a headache
This guy said you are handsome at mood or mood is not even fucking here the mass
The way is the angry?
How did you get the mod job and meet mooder?
What?
What?
What?
When you are so sexy flirt, you appreciate it but unfortunately I am not gay.
Taxi my crush, ah really?
Wait am I your crush chat really?
You're a shithead.
Really?
Wait Chad, really?
Really?
Wait...
Why does it look better?
No, f**k no.
Now we got your beta.
What the f**k?
Why are you even with the sudden beta now?
Beta.
Taxi, make me wanna be gay again!
Hold on...
That's a nice comment.
What?
I was with a life in New Delhi. I'm not in fucking New Delhi. Yes, you Mumbai. No, I'm not fucking Mumbai in
Talks you just rip it again. I have never written my entire life
You both are chopped, baza la barai, baza la barai, right?
Yo, yo, bitch has streamer, why are you fucking sparing better in chat?
How about you come here and fucking steam?
Can you be our slave and come back?
Like we're waiting for content slave, get your ass back here.
Man in fact, do we just add our OBS to the ingest and just stream on Mood channel?
Oh yeah, I could do that.
Yeah, so we also do that.
I could do that and I will do it, I could just change it to my shit.
Yes, wait, let's change it to just stream.
Hey, that's nabs actually.
Off Mooda.
Who do you guys rather watch, me or Mooda?
I'll give you like some real content
thoughts?
some indian content
are they saying me?
wait they're actually saying you wait oh my god
none of you
he just ends freeman
I'll rather kill myself
yo they actually hate these orcs
yo what the fuck did I do to this chat
No, oh my god, I don't get it!
Wallah, I don't get it!
What do you mean I dread I kill myself?
Like, what the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do?
You're a chaos.
What?
Bro, what?
He's fat.
I'm not fat, damas.
Streamer is back?
Oh my god, he's back.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry for your job.
I'm sorry.
Why is his fucking face so long?
But you look totally as fucking wrong, you're even special on running ass.
Dude, you see that shit? Wait, that shit actually looks bigger.
That shit actually looks bigger. Holy fucking chop!
What is he looking like that? Wait, oh my god, what's that shit on my screen?
Wait, why is he looking at me like that?
What the fuck?
That's how it would look like normal.
I waited to send this till I was 100% sure but after you rudely turned down a viewer's
request to play with his idol I can confidently say that money changed you but I'm not surprised
coming from a dirty happy beige you scammer bomber.
How about we play one game of Rocket League?
Get your fuck ass orbit last nose out my screen ugly boy I smurf your peek shit ass streamer
wallowy.
Why don't we play one game of Rocket League and then one game or two games of League and call it a day bro.
Today is a case of stream chat. Today is a case of stream chat. Today is a case of stream chat.
Today is a case of 2v2 soccer second chance in five minutes.
I just immediately got to chop that one up, brother.
How much did I just do the fun play?
Wait.
Where's Messi at, bro?
Oh, what?
Messi?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Call him quick.
Y'all really don't think I could become SSL?
Are you serious?
Are y'all stupid?
Y'all are deadass dumb for not thinking I can get SSL, bro.
Thank you.
God, there isn't a playing soccer because you would crash into the tallest object every game
This guy's going straight for a demo of this fucking virgin. I absolutely hate when people just go for demos, bro
Like look at this she's pathetic
says you you terrorist I never demo I literally never demo I literally never
demo are you crazy
I mean it's just sniping I don't get it
Is this guy all he's gonna do is just demo? I don't get it.
Who called me? Someone did a missed call.
Who's trying to call me during my streaming hours?
Barred.
Who was trying to call me during my stream hours, bro?
Like what?
Like chat, do they not know I'm working really hard right now?
Do they not know I'm working really hard right now, Shaq?
Maybe it's that girl that matched with you on center. Stop.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, if I lose to this guy, I'm definitely taking a break from my broccoli for like a
month.
Boost Sarving and just straight demoing.
What a gameplay.
What a playstyle here, Leo.
What a playstyle here, Leo.
This is a really good playstyle, Leo.
Keep it up, bro.
What a playstyle, Leo.
Leo, what a playstyle, bro.
No, I flew.
Boy, does this game get retarded?
Who is this, like, what is this player?
How do I- what?
Why does he demo wait wait chat why does I why do I get demoed but
Why was I don't like a demo?
fucking bitch get out of my lobby before I slap the shit out of you you
You fucking BITCH!
Do you enjoy gaming as much anymore? Yeah? Are you crazy? Of course. What?
What? How did I get placed against him again? What the fuck?
How am I supposed to get my Gettin'?
Is this game dead?
Holy shit, that's a long nose.
No, I missed.
Bro, walla, I'm gonna blow you up and I'm not in the game, Leo, not in the game.
I'm gonna blow you up if you blow me up one more time and I'm not talking about in the game bro, okay?
I'm at NGCA NGCA
We need a song chat. We need songs. Let me play this game.
Muda, how is your day?
Salted.
Shut your bitch-ass up.
Thanks for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm gonna hop on the good legends. I'm not even gonna give that game my time.
Alright, usually I would get mad and like punch something or tweak the fuck out.
Not even gonna get mad.
Not even gonna get mad.
That's the point of getting mad at a video game.
That's the point of getting mad at a video game.
Like what?
Why would I ever get mad at a game that was created by a bunch of retards?
So, you're just going to hop on League of Legends, hop on League of Legends, play a game and get off.
go enjoy my day.
And then go enjoy my day, go spend time with some family.
You know, just have a little life.
You know, just have a life.
You know?
Yeah, anyway.
Middle, top, line match.
And
We're just gonna go and we're gonna have we're gonna have a good time chat
We're gonna go we're gonna go eat some steak at my family's house. They go see family
And just enjoy life chat
Now you're gonna get mad. Why am I gonna get mad at a game?
Why am I gonna get mad at a game though, you know?
Like what's the point? Why would I get mad at a video game?
that is literally involves two cars and a soccer ball and a stream sniper that's
literally sniping like why would I even get mad
you know what's the point you know what's the point in that chat you know
What is the point of that?
You know?
Tell us the point.
Are you going to be playing in Jinx's tournament?
Yes.
I am.
I am, yes.
I am. Yes, I am.
First time viewers here, why is his nose large compared to his head?
17 months of, by the way.
Hi, it's Mother Adam, we're here to bring in you.
Ever of R6 ranks.
Oh, he went P?
Okay, hold on, wait.
We have a few more seconds.
Wait!
Those will make the sounds of gunshots and explosions quieter and everything else louder,
which will make it much easier for you to hear footsteps and other important pieces of sound
information. And if you want your aim to improve a simple way to do that is by simply practicing.
Before every session, spend time in the shooting range, play a fruit set, and then you're good.
I don't need practice, fuck that. Focus on the match at hand and remember,
KD doesn't matter. If you let your poor KD or your poor performance in the match get to your
head, then you're just going to continue to play worse and worse and you're going to
Okay, so if your KD is zero point five seven percent don't let it get to your head you can always be better, right?
Right if I see it. Oh, I'm not going you're going to Jason's birthday
Bro, I can't go I have family stuff. What's the weapon? Oh my god, bro
Make for sure your mentality going into every rank session is rock solid
Now if you want a little tip while you're roaming you can place it's okay your nose will probably show up like across the country somewhere
Anyway, and actually bumping to me. It's fine
Marricades went on a deep roam to stop attackers from catching you off guard
This will allow you to get a loud audio cue when the attackers are pushing from behind
And it will stop you from getting caught off guard and if worse comes at worse than yeah
What is up butter?
Oh my god, slave it
Yo is dinner ready slave it
Are you in the wait?
Wait, you're in the call.
You joined?
I called you.
No, no.
Oh, oh, it's hi guys.
It's hi, guys.
Are you watching 29 easy tips to help you rank up the next six?
No.
I was practicing.
Oh, job.
I was practicing.
I'm in your stream.
OK.
OK.
Action.
I never noticed I'm going to take the two.
Shut up.
Oh.
Do you guys think I'm going to win the League of Legends
tournament if I start practicing every day.
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Mimions has spawned.
I won't fall.
100% if you have a good team, messaging the other team to throw. Classic.
No. No. Yeah.
Yone.
So, no one else questions the first star, huh?
Let's follow me!
I thought I could do that, I auto-powered it for one second bro.
No one who can psych me out is me.
And who wins level 1, Yone or...
I want to hang out with family today chat I want to hang out with family I
I have a whole other family to bet.
Are we not your family any more questionable?
Got any of the stupidest message you've ever sent in my life?
Maude's been like that, please.
They're Stargardians?
There's always another fight.
Be aware of your surroundings.
I sometimes wonder if taking the oath was a mistake, but I won't let my team fight alone.
Are you retarded?
Kill yourself.
Why does league bring so much toxicity to me chat is that normal is that normal bro is
Is that normal?
Is that normal?
Your failure bro, how do you lose to me with all bro? That's your failure
Trash versus garbage you're so lucky that you own his ass
Chai's not that he's ass bro. She said I'm better, bro
like co-parter chat like co-parter bro y'all are just mad i'm literally better than faker bro
your ass don't ever say that again
whoa chat if i played this game for 20 hours a day every day and didn't go to sleep for 10 years
Do you think I'd still be as good as Faker?
Or better than him?
I'm such a pussy everyone call me a pussy right now everyone call me a pussy everyone call me a pussy right now
It won't come to a fucking pussy.
Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar!
Bro, Joanne, I love when you watch me play League, bro.
It brings me back to those days when I only had one viewer playing Valorant, bro, because this is your game, bro
genuinely, bro, actually, bro
Like when I play league, I need you to watch me, bro. It's the most fun thing ever, bro
Chat type one if you have a big dick
I just want my friend
I actually feel bad for these guys, get a bot
What am I doing?
Well nothing hurts my soul more after the biggest blunder in the entire world.
hurts my soul more after a wonder. Nothing. Nothing hurts my soul more, bro. Oh my god,
Man, like, ah, I just get so hungry. Like, why do I get so hungry?
I want to do it to you so bad, but I'm not.
Ah.
little soldiers and a never ending war.
Let's make it CS. My CS is low right now.
easy easy clean them up boys
clean them up boys get his bitch ass that fucking pussy fuck you
easy I mean I mean they got him bro I need to get my CS up I need to get my
CS up what the fuck is that username what do you mean saw butt play
Shut down.
Come at me!
Star Guardian's going bright, then burn out.
Is it anyone here?
I did not know they could do that oh my god
Oh
So shit
I'm actually feeding bro. My CS is like low-key mid. I gotta get my CS up
report mid lane he's selling how do I report mid lane
oh I am mid lane you fucking dumbass
Shadows do not equal evil, jeez.
oh my god what the f*** is he fed i'm doing so much damage
Okay, then I just lose the game, like just be honest with me.
like is there any way am I just fucked through the entire game or could I
How do you lose against Yoan with Akali?
I don't know, bro.
taking the oath shouldn't be a death sentence.
Hit hard, hit fast!
Fuck.
He has ults.
I'll protect my friends even if they go off and do big dumb hero things
What I mean JG JG top easy drag. What does that mean? I don't know what that means
Why are you stealing my farm though fuck out of here
please get off this dog shit game you not jinxed
Jinx saved.
Oh my god, I mean, how does he see me, how does he see me, though?
Am I retarded? How does he, how does that guy see me, that little guy?
Ward, but there's no ward except for mine. Where's the ward?
It's invisible genius
rd
rd
rd
rd
bruh
bro fries.
I mean mage players yeah like I don't even know what I'm versing right now
I'm gonna have HP, I'm not fighting this.
Oh, so that's where it is.
No.
Come on.
Okay.
Does he have a ward in like every single one of these bushes?
I'm just kind of confused.
What do you easily want to hit that dude?
I know bro I know I'm just like how do I like I don't know like how do I fight him and
this guy is just throwing random shit at me that's just like doing a thousand damage.
Like what bro like do you see what's happening?
Oh my god, holy low testosterone bro.
Like what guy, what guy logs on the League of Legends sees all these players that you
can play and plays that character.
Like I don't understand what has to go wrong in your life.
Oh, sure.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
Your turret has been destroyed.
An ally has been slain.
Why we surrendered? Why?
Why we surrendered?
Were we getting fucked up that hard?
Bro, so did I contribute to like losing that game?
Like, was it like 90% my fault?
Like, what could I have done differently?
Damn, dead ass.
So what did I do?
Not really, bot lane got shit on.
Let's play one more game, bro. Let's play one more game. Let's end on a W, bro. Let's end on a W, bro. Let's end on a W. Let's play one game, bro. Let's play one game.
That's how bad it is!
So it definitely gets better! So now, this first ranked game is going to be the most fun you'll ever have in Siege.
So now, every time, every game you play after this, you're just going to get more and more and more fucking depressed and miserable.
So you're not gonna be able to stop playing the game because this game is like
Has archives
What is this?
A victim is placed naked in the metal room with a rough grit sand.
What is that? What did you send me bro?
Banning? I don't know. Miles? Or you know what? Vigor bro.
Yeah, I spent this guy. I spent this guy. I spent this guy.
What enemy zigs need?
A victim is placed naked in the metal room with a rough grit sandpaper conveyor belt floor.
The floor is moving very slowly and never stops.
The victim would have to walk constantly to avoid being scraped.
The victim will fire and pass out, and the conveyor would pin him against the wall and
start scraping.
Yo, yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what is this torture device, bro, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck, bro, what the fuck?
a leak tutorial holy shit bro
combo burst damage is this super strike good fuck no it's not all that
reminds me chat we need to look for houses bro I have I have literally weeks
until my until I get kicked out of the house that I'm in right now kicked
kicked out of the house that I'm in right now kicked it's scary bro I'm
getting scared I swear to God I'm getting scared bro let's see $4,250 a
month for this house yeah you have to be one of the most fucking stupidest or
retarded the most stupid fucking retarded in the world to list their house for
$4,200 a month for this fucking house
you know genuinely bro I don't know I don't know where these guys get their
prices for for these houses bro yeah I saw this house it's not a bad shout at
all bro
it's actually a good house but like I'm not washing my hands in a fucking
bull every day I'm just not I'm just not I'm not I'm not putting my hands in a
bowl to wash my hands every day
so just change it it's a rental I know I have three weeks to move out bro I have
three weeks to move out I'm actually scared
Who is this? Who is this? The one time I don't bend mouths it's mouths? The one
time I don't bend mouths it's mouths.
What is this, what is this doing on me?
What?
I wasn't even close.
What? What is he doing? This guy is ass! This guy out of my fucking game bro. Jixi-Stan
is better than you I mean game sense wise yeah aim wise no well I can't even
practice to get better because I'm banned should I want to be one of them
Again. Like 1000 gifted.
My leg!
Oh my god, holy s***.
Ahh!!
Silence.
What does that even mean?
Silence.
Is Mal is hard to play against as an Akali chat?
So why does everyone save banned miles then as a McCauley?
I'm actually ready to fall.
I'm not tired, I'm not giving up, I'm not gonna fall.
Check it out, I killed Malz right now with my setup.
I
Yes, and it's the pippy laugh
Come on bro, I'm gonna lock in here. I just give me my buck
I need to actually go like eat some steak with my family
What is this? What is this? What is this sex? What is this? What is this sex dungeon?
What is happening? What the fuck was that?
That is all? What the fuck did they just do though? What even was that?
Now you see why you banned Miles? Yeah.
And I even like, I might flash onto miles and just kill him.
Holy annoying.
Holy annoying.
So what does he do?
What does Malz do?
Just sit behind his tower all day?
Is that what happens?
fuck, minus 1, ain't that nice?
alternate knight, i'm too low right now, i'm way too low
Where'd the Ward go?
Chow, where's the Ward?
We need the Oracle Scan shit to see what.
I mean, I don't know how to beat that character bro, holy shit, he just stays under his thing
bro.
had are I wish everyone on on earth was like programmed the same way because like
I don't understand boys maybe maybe I'm retarded well like I log on and I see
someone who has really cool abilities and then someone who like shoots mage
skeleton aliens to come out and and I choose the alien skeleton like what goes
wrong in your life I don't understand
like oh my god what is this
holy aides bro I fucking hate you
What is this?
What is this?
Do I press B?
What was the turnie?
What's the turny? May 11th?
Shut up, what do I buy?
Buy Merse?
You're playing like Kadeem.
Is it Kadeem?
Like fucking Iron?
There's no way I play like Kadeem, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
bug the fuck out of here
How is your one and six against my guy
I know the jimsy felt good though.
How's your movement? Oh my god, I'm really fucking sharp.
Fucking bounce back, I gotta recall.
Well I love playing League because it's just so simple.
It's so like not simple but y'all know what I mean bro like.
It's like a nice, it's like a nice, it's nice.
Enemy killing spree.
Is that worth or no?
Is that worth or no?
Actually I don't know, like don't sugarcoat it chat.
Was that bad to do or no?
really not worth it fuck you fuck you too guys the fuck
an ally has been slain
I forgot to press my number two that was probably bad
Yone is one and seven like this game is wait how's it 14 14?
Then he will be killed by the slay
Nooooo
Was that bad?
Was that bad?
Was that bad?
Bro, you keep running into his tower chat, I know, that's my-
Chat, it's like a Valorant issue I also have.
I like dash in with these 5 people and it's a bad ego problem.
I get I don't know if it's ADHD. I don't know what it is
But like I get very antsy, bro. I don't know like I hate it
I hate playing with people that just play under towers. I hate people in Valoran will sit in corners with judges like
I don't have one shot already bro, how do I fight this?
I'm gonna die.
Holy fuck.
Nice.
That's the best we could do.
I mean, you only won an 8.
How many Alts was that, bro?
I mean I can't wait to unlock ranked and then start my push.
What ranked do you guys think I'm going to get stuck in bro?
Like what ranked do you guys think is going to be the hardest to get out of?
artist to get out of really gold slash plot so like what's the rank after I expand I just
flying after it
Oh my I'm retarded, I'm retarded bro, I don't know how to play this game bro, well long
Yeah, I don't know the place game bro. I'm not a place game just retarded bro. Can be off brah. I can't
You have a long way to go facts, but I swear to God I do
Can't blame you bought lane is CTE bro
Oh, they lose another game. We have this fucking game, bro
I keep thinking this game is like mechanical and it is mechanical to a point but I feel
I really like the game is way more plain than the game.
Holy fuck, am I getting fucked in there?
taking the old shimpy effect of your inhibitor has been destroyed.
I'm sorry bro I tried I didn't want to die
Bro, but like
This is game not little why the ffing
An enemy is legendary
enemy killing spree I'll find a way
How she pre-fired me through an angle I didn't even know you can pre-fire me
your turn it has been destroyed
time for jungle and no one can stop this
It's me
That I thought I was gonna I did I jumped in that shit like I thought I was faker
That I thought I was faker all right chat. I'm gonna go spend some time with family today, bro
I'm gonna go spend some time with family. I'm gonna spend some time with family
Quick stream tomorrow is gonna be a way longer stream, but yeah, I just want to hang out with family today
But I'm gonna like a week. I think I think it's been like a week. I think it's been like a week
But uh, yeah, bro. I mean a bro anybody that enjoys my league streams, but I want to say thank you bro
Well, I love you a lot of people think it's boring because the game
but uh
Yeah, bro, if you guys stick around for me, bro, that means a lot to me, but I love y'all boy like well actually cuz like
When I load a valorant I have like five key viewers, whatever. It's content since your dog shit
Anyway, uh, yeah, bro. I'm just I'm I'm I'm I'm happy
That you guys spent time with me, bro regardless of what game on bro
You know, I love y'all bro. I'm sorry for the short stream today
You guys know me for like as eight hour Andy bro, but I want to spend time with family today, bro
So yeah, I'll see y'all tomorrow. Oh, oh chat also. I
Don't know if I'll bro. I don't know if I should go to the Jason birthday, bro. I don't know. I really don't know
Well, whatever I'll see
It's only one day I guess but still I don't know
Maybe we should hit LA up. Maybe we should hit up LA
Just send them a happy birthday video you got bills to pay I
Love y'all bro. Seriously man. Seriously. I love y'all bro. I love y'all and y'all mean a lot to me, bro
Thank y'all for everything bro. Listen
Drink some water
Eat some food
Make sure to always take care of your mental health as much as your physical health, and I'll see all y'all tomorrow, okay, chap?
I love y'all. I'm gonna be live tomorrow
Early if I'm not live early tomorrow. I'm dead