mooda
๐ LA IRL STREAM ๐ SHOPPING STREAM ๐ FIGURING WHAT TO BUY FOR JASONS BIRTHDAY ๐
05-08-2026 ยท 11h 29m
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Got a light on somewhere
I go go go to the door go to the door go to the door go to the door go to the door go to the door go to the door
No
It'll say like something to say like all on David Corden
There's all lights hot that's good
So much glare though, what is happening?
You're fucking late. It's like the first message I sent. No, I'm not late. We're actually
perfectly on time, bro. Shut up.
That was a good chat. How was everyone, bro? How was everyone, bro?
What's a good chat?
What's a good chat?
How is everyone doing, bro?
What is everyone doing, bro?
What is everyone doing?
How is everyone doing, bro?
You're late as fuck. I mean, actually, technically, I'm not late. Ashley's late.
Oh, just call him.
I'm live.
Oh, I'm here.
Already?
I mean, already. I'm ready.
How are you here already?
I'm well.
Do you want me to come down?
No, I'm just gonna stand here.
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Okay, can I get like?
Switch, switch.
Huh?
Oh.
Which one is it?
I'm gonna...
I'm in the like, the quad, oh yeah, there you go.
Uhhhhhh...
I'll probably see you.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll probably just see you.
Can I get like, can I get like...
minutes to like get ready and just talk to my chat for a second.
Any like two minutes, any like two minutes.
Alright.
Bye.
Hello chat!
What?
Duh.
D.
D.
D.
How is everyone doing bro?
How is everyone doing?
How is everyone doing?
Listen bro, Ashley is downstairs. If y'all don't know about that super late stream that I did last night in LA
As y'all know I'm in LA right now bro. I'm in LA
We are going to Jason the ween's birthday party making the girl wait is crazy
I'm not she's not bro. I need like two minutes guys. She's what I supposed to happen
So basically, you know, can y'all stop saying room floor 39
Stop doxing my hotel and the floor. I'm on bro. Chill
Bro chill and also stop talking about my ears bro. Relax. I don't have the headphones on the hide my ears right now
but anyway
We are currently in LA Ashley is downstairs chat. She's gonna take us shopping
She's gonna take us to a mall chat because that to be honest
I wore I wore my fit yesterday for the birthday party and I showed it to Ashley and she basically said that it was chopped and
Not good looking so we need to get clothes bro on top of that we need to get Jawad some clothes because you want to come here
Please I need to show them your fit Jawad you look choppy fuck chat be honest is Jawad's fit good. Yes, I know
For a birthday party
So hopefully Ashley can clutch up and make two retards look good
I hopefully hopefully Ashley can clutch up and make two retards good look good
I want to bring Ashley up, but I also don't because
We're in a hotel room, bro. I don't want to I wish I had a house, but yes, okay, we should have go downstairs and
Yeah, bro
I'm not ready to meet Ashley bro. I'm looking kind of nervous
Ted been talking to Ashley for like a year, bro a year
Like bro, what if I piss her off on accident she leaks my number?
I'm actually so nervous, bro
Drinking Fiji water Muda you've been moving different ever since you've been in LA bro stop that shit, bro
It's yeah, you'll stop that shit, bro. I've been in LA for literally less than 48 hours
I've been in LA for less than 48 hours, bro. Shut up, bro. Shut up. All right. Listen, bro. Listen listen
Do you watch that be nervous or not?
Every time the second I go happen with Sarah it happened with tasks. Yeah, every time I hang out with them
I just get awkward why next time I am
All right listen bro, it's not gonna be crazy bro. We're gonna just gonna go get shopping, bro
Like it's literally just we're gonna go get shopping. I'm not deep, bro. All right, bro
All right, do we just go
Everything ready. Oh, we're gonna come back here, right? We're coming back here before we go to the party
I don't in LA. I don't know what's going on and it's all because you chose a side why people sing w
lacy method bro what y'all say bro are you ready
I'm gonna go ahead and stop streaming and I want you to
I let me know it's live
damn I want to do reacts though I want to do reacts
I mean bro she's here for all of them
unless you want to go here and react with her
is it like bad if I bring a girl up
To like chill here on stream first for a bit or no
Like you know what I kind of want it like bro this whole time it's pretty kind of like dirty
We're not bombs, bro
Yeah, you know what I should matter fact enough I do that I wish I go downstairs
Stop saying you are bro.
Alright.
Are you ready bro?
Are you sure?
I'm ready in like ten minutes.
Like Cebo Lahi.
Cebo Lahi doesn't say that.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
Okay, start live.
Start live you fucking terrorist.
You
Yo, by the way check it someone's family here he go emo we updated it
Yes shit you see like here you go you like that
Do y'all like that evalt round? Come on, keep it a boat me bro.
I'm ready!
A boat me bro. Alright. Alright. Are you sure we're ready?
Yeah, I'm ending it.
Okay, I'm ending it.
I'm just gonna...
All right, so I'm not gonna lie bro. We're having some technical difficulties
Well, I don't know I don't know anything about this
IRL latency. Oh, we have five second delay on the phone
Damn, we could do one second delay.
But if you shouldn't, just in case someone says that I know what it is.
Alright, let's go back to five seconds then.
Go live.
Try to give us one second, bro.
I don't know. It's not working. One second.
They fired a lot of fire at higher slopes.
I don't know if you can afford them.
Probably makes more than you, bro.
Actually.
Can you see?
Yeah, we gotta make no money.
We gotta make zero dollars.
Holy bit rate is crazy.
I've been saying it like, I've been saying it like a good way.
Oh, it does be.
Alhamdulillah.
Should we get Ashley and Mike too?
No, she should be near me anyway.
We should also keep that second cam in case this one dies.
Fixed toolkit cam zoomed.
Is cam zoomed?
Is camera zoomed?
Fixed camera.
someone um yeah well who's fucking with the ingests bro hmm is it actually zoomed in chat
chat is it zoomed in or is my chat being retarded it looks normal to me uh maybe it's it's on
I'm on the edge though since I'm like from the center of the universe.
Really?
Face time, darling.
Yo!
How are you?
I'm in LA, I don't know what's going on.
And I saw because you chose a side.
How did you do it? Did you put a sign on it?
I
Know can you six
Go on a gun
Ashley's downstairs everybody go shopping
How do I look?
I'm just gonna set up.
There's a comfort, there's a comfort.
Right?
Yeah.
What would look better though, this or this?
Ah, the 40th one's better.
Alright.
It doesn't say that one's a high school strip, though.
Yeah, it's gone?
Yeah, it's like,
You fixed it?
I fixed it, I fixed it, yeah.
When you go and dance stuff again, I have to fix it again.
Yo, yo, bro.
Bro, should I be nervous meeting her?
No, I actually saw the chill.
Is she actually?
Yeah, actually, wait a minute.
Yeah, bro. Do you just think I'm fucking poor?
Bar right.
Yo, why would you say that, bro?
Bro, I'm just fucking stating the obvious, bro.
I'm always losing this.
I
Did not so bro, just a good girl bro. Why you're such an asshole, bro?
All right, bro, I'm a little shopping girl. Yo, love him
I need you like low key being the chat this entire stream and initially tell me if Ashley's tripping or not
What if she picks up that shitty outfit?
No, I need you to check. I need you to be the chat
So what if I just Google and put the body looking like this then?
Okay, I'll be back I still need to get him a gift anyway I'm already live
I did not tell him you dead.
I did not tell him you dead.
I was already live.
Bro, did you not see the camera?
Like literally.
I thought you would say testing shit.
Yo, we made it.
Did you think he abused?
Bro, we made it, bro.
We made it.
We made it.
We made it.
We made it.
well we made it
we got the neon raid bro
we got the neon and azan raid
every time you fucking call me i'll soon get to the street
did you just leave your number?
alright bro
so i need to be in the stream?
yes please bro
Oh my god. Yo, where should I get Jason, by the way? Like a cologne?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, for you know, those people, like, it doesn't have to be an expensive gift, because like, money doesn't mean really anything, you know?
He would more, he would like, like, a thoughtful gift more than like, something that's expensive, because like, he doesn't need more money, you know?
You know, something that touches is hard.
What the fuck am I going to get him that touches his heart right now?
Oh!
Bro, do you know what it means, bro?
Huh?
You were like, I'm not a Louisbag, so I was fucking...
I said cologne, dumbass! Who said Louisbag? I said cologne!
Bro, but I guess probably every cologne is.
I'm just going to get a little bit of a look at my ass.
I'm sad, but I can sue the Chops, thanks.
That's actually a good idea.
No, actually maybe we should get him that.
I don't know, but Wala, a thoughtful gift would be better.
Thank you.
Like, what's a thoughtful gift?
Maybe we should get him a poster?
A poster of what?
I don't know.
He said something about posters.
He said something.
I don't know, but I was on a stream earlier and he was like, I want a poster.
I don't know.
He doesn't want a poster.
He doesn't want a poster of you.
He doesn't want a poster of you.
That's what they do.
Wala, fuck me.
I'll get him a poster of me.
You retard.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
A rice cooker, an ice-cold rice cooker.
Huh?
We tried to say an ice-cold rice cooker.
Yeah, I don't ask you to tell the bro.
Maybe we should actually get a mountain rice cooker.
How are you here?
How'd you get up here?
How'd you get up here?
Well, how does she hear?
Yeah, come down, come down.
How are you here?
Hi, Melvin.
Long time no see.
No, really.
Your whole mood switches.
What?
What's going on?
How are you?
So, where are we going, do you know where we're going to go?
How tall are you?
I do.
So do you believe in I'm six foot now?
Like, I guess.
What do you mean, I guess?
Can you confirm it?
Because everyone's going to take your word over mine.
At a certain point, like, because I'm so short, like, people just look the same height, you know.
Like, you could say...
What?
This way.
Yeah, yeah.
No, not yet.
I'm going to be honest.
This way. Yeah, yeah.
No, not yet. I'm gonna be honest.
See, I don't know, but I need you to go,
you literally live in LA. Like, if someone lives
in, holy shit, if someone lives in LA, like, what do you
get someone in LA?
Yeah, but she just like, like, kind of the same. Cause these are both Asian.
I don't watch the streaming story, like I don't know anything about it.
Okay.
Do you remember?
No, actually the only thing I know about it is a couple years ago when you were still
doing these dating segments.
I need DM's to like me on one of the streams.
I left him on red.
The only thing I know about it.
So, like let's see.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So if like let's say you're an Asian male living in LA you probably have like
everything right so maybe we don't even need to overthink it or maybe maybe do
we that's what I was thinking I was thinking cologne is cologne like low
key you know also he wanted to decorate his room is there like a place you can
get like like posters like the pharmacy
I should have bought okay so let's let me open up Uber where are we going first
that has a good clothes clothes and like maybe a clone because I think the clothes
First of all, it's such an easy thing to get them.
Okay, hold on.
Central city?
Century.
Century.
Fuck.
Huh?
I am ordering it now.
Send this one.
But why is everything so far?
Why do I not just drive on the car?
I've been driving the car for the entire time.
You know that I have a car.
I did not know you had a car.
You telling me we could have drove there?
No.
Oh, because it's LA.
I just bought an Uber.
So where are you taking us right now?
Is it a good mall?
Bro, at least it's expensive bro.
Like I don't know how you're not broke living in the city bro.
Bro, no, no, the Uber I just paid for was like $150 right now.
What's a Waymo?
I already bought it.
No, no, I already bought it, I already bought it.
I'm gonna put myself in a driverless car.
Bro, would you trust chat, would you trust yourself in an Uber that has no person driving
it?
Boy, I have no fucking internet here.
Oh my god, bro, you know my dad won't work for some reason either
Yeah, I have everything I have to choose yeah, but it's like lagging and glitching like you get cellular service in here
Did you expose you didn't tell me we did for you in your job
Where is that like off like camera?
No, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean like that.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, W. You like it better than the other one?
Yeah.
Really?
I love my job.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm so serious.
You also like your new place?
I do.
Why don't you tell me when you move?
I'll be real close like that.
I didn't really tell I was like, I didn't grow up right this time.
But I have a separate room in my office now.
It's bigger?
Yeah.
Nice.
Really?
The apartment's a downtown in here.
K-Town.
I went to K-Town, bro.
Yeah, I don't know how you're living in K-Town by the way.
They almost got jumped like 40.
We did it, yeah, we did a stream in K-Town yesterday.
Bro, like, it was like graffiti everywhere.
we almost got jumped like nine times. Do you know the... what was that? Dave's hot chicken?
That's where I was this year.
Bro, it was pretty bad.
There's like broken windows and buildings and shit.
Bro, what is LA? Who would want to live here? Bro, Canada mobs America, I think. Bro, I said,
When you leave the house, you don't feel like you're gonna get shot.
I mean, safety-wise, it's probably a lot better in here than I thought.
Yeah, well, it has to be, but...
Are you here?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm scared I can't read chat, because my dad...
If I can't read chat, I'm sorry, bro.
My dad has not been working this year, bro.
Really?
I mean, he said he was here.
I am a little confused I'm not alive, of course it's right there, no I don't think so.
Oh my god, that's ours right there. It's in Benz, bro.
Not in Trilos, not ours. This is ours right here.
Also, okay, I'm not trying to be racist, but there's a lot of like Asian people in LA.
Yeah, it's so fire.
No, it is fire, look here.
That's it, right? It has to be. Yeah.
Yeah, definitely back there.
What's going on?
It's perfect.
What, is this not normal?
No, it's bad. It's good. You can get both of us in the same frame.
Right?
I don't even know, just like...
You know what I'm saying?
It's okay.
How long was the flight?
Actually, the worst headache ever.
No, no, it was actually ass.
Yeah, it was ass.
I had to pop an admiral.
It's five hours, but for some reason, bro,
I get like the worst...
Do you travel often? You do, low key.
Right?
Last time I texted you in Korea?
Yeah.
How long is that flight?
13 hours?
Bro, do you know when I kill yourself?
I mean, I got lucky because I got the whole road to the hospital.
You mean the whole road?
I got the whole road.
Bro.
What do you mean?
They're just lucky. I don't know.
I know. I will sit them out.
I don't understand. I say impossible.
Fuck.
Do you not get headaches still, any trouble?
I used to have crazy emotions at this age.
I would throw up after having fun.
Yeah.
I was like six years old.
You got over that though?
Yeah.
I'm no longer in all that action.
mostly like you weren't born here in LA were you yeah so why would you come to LA
yeah I should be okay first of all are you extroverted to your introvert
was the most extroverted city the entire galaxy the entire planet the entire
world
Why do you feel compelled to talk to people?
Really? Bro, I don't know.
I just look like graffiti on the walls and shit.
Is that make you want to interact with people?
No, I'm just different subject, but...
I would say Eli is a little juggie.
Is it?
I just know that a lot of Asians, no, no, like when I got off the airport or the on
the airport or even that hotel that I was just at, there's a lot of like, it's not
that's not wrong.
There's nothing wrong.
There's not race that I say that right.
Yeah.
So I'm back in this.
I say that.
We have a lot of Indians in Canada.
Oh, he's saying we have a lot of Indians in Canada.
Yeah, but it's like it's very small so I choose to like go over the border to Detroit.
Have you been injured with it?
Like it or you need to say that
Well, I don't know I just might be a pussy then I don't know
I don't like anything other than like Canada.
I feel like I'm going to get shot.
You're like dead set on statement for the rest of your life.
I don't know man.
I'm just like, I think I'm autistic.
Like, genuine.
What?
Yeah, like I think I'm autistic.
And I think I like...
And I think, and I think like, I just like small cities.
small cities yeah like you often go visit your parents after you made it out
of the hood and you just like like oh wait do we have a mic can we mic her up
I couldn't I couldn't read my chat. I'm sorry, though
You're just a fucking asshole. Well, you don't want to give her a mic
Bro, you don't give her a mic.
No, I don't give her a mic.
Sorry about this. Sorry again.
Did we ever end up figuring out how this even worked?
No.
Check the top. Is there two channels though?
Um, two channels.
I'm sure last time we tried doing this, we couldn't figure it out.
and there's those like... oh no I don't know how to...
There's tip-tops where like there's like these tunnels that only famous people take
to like get to places way faster and there's like a Starbucks in the tunnel
that people work at
Is that true?
Sounds like a conspiracy theory
What? I'm passing out now.
You
you
you
You
I'm gonna put it in the box and shit and then we'll go there.
I don't even know.
Just try reset it.
For Jesus.
No, it's not working.
Like that step?
Yeah.
You see?
I have this thing too.
I'm just gonna try this again.
I'm just gonna try this again.
Oh, there we go.
Let's charge it.
We...
It does look like it can't light.
It does?
Can you guys see us?
So what though?
Can you hear us?
Why don't we just use the key to the right then?
Is it good? Is it good?
Why don't we just use the door then?
How does it sound like?
It's not bad.
I can hear every fall of drool in your mouth.
I'm not even breathing.
I got her.
The other way.
I'm fine.
you
I
Others do this later
It's not better, but it works was it better last time with the one mic
But if I knew this over figured out
Like chat, we don't want the thing that attached to my shirt or the one on the camera.
Can you see that little piece?
I think they want the clip on. I don't even know how it can work.
Ashley's going crazy on this menu right now.
Anna.
She's actually a lucky snuff.
I'm not even being loud.
Like I need to survive for this dream, bro.
Am I getting trolled?
Like, it is nothing.
Like, another...
I'm not even being loud.
I'm not even being loud.
Like, I need to survive for this dream, bro.
Like it is nothing
There's no instructions, it just tells you what each color means if it doesn't tell
you how to actually leak the device.
Am I slow? Or like...
College educated woman can't understand America.
I didn't go to college until makes me feel better.
Oh.
I dropped out first day.
Go back to school.
Is that your new thing?
Yeah.
I'm going to find the jinx for a little bit.
How does Panda feel about that?
Panda?
Panda.
Who's Panda?
They're your followers.
Panda?
I don't know.
I don't know all my viewers up here.
I can hate my viewers.
Dude, Panda's been watching you for so long.
Panda all right?
Solving Panda.
Solving Panda.
He left you.
He hates you.
He excretes slowly.
Not me for this.
Yeah, I'm aware.
If you're not getting all the information,
off the same end of it, waiting for 30 minutes,
I'm gonna swap off with a different name.
I'm split testing.
I'm split testing different methods.
If I'm saying I'm a camel chewing my gum, is it that long?
Or we should read to be...
Tell us.
Claude works.
No. Why?
This is a nice area.
How to link
Press on hold on the receiver
DJI
for 2 seconds until it's built
like
to iPhone
I'm gonna put your butterfingers down
Did you plug it into that?
I kept plugging it in, I know.
So we need to find the end of that plug in that way?
Yeah, USB-C.
Yeah, USB-C.
Yeah, let's put it on the machine.
Oh, we have to put it on the machine.
It's so important.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know.
This guy's a little bit hungry.
Take it.
This guy's a little bit hot though.
Take it.
Okay.
I don't think it's like that.
I think you put it in like, you put it in the thingy like behind here.
No, just try that.
How's this gonna work, post?
It's not like, what is this?
Like, uh, like if I put it...
Where's the port?
It's right here.
You have to put it on this.
So it's like, it's kinda, it's supposed to be, wait.
I don't have five hands, bro.
I need at least 10.
This, I think this is fucking a movie,
get a little step.
This has to go over here, like this.
This is straight kneecap.
Sorry, I forgot, I'm not a camera woman.
Okay, I made it.
And this, now I should probably, oh, her settings.
Now what do I do?
Well, like, cryptic has symbols, bro.
You see resettings, transmitter settings.
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
You see...
Oh, my God.
No way.
Like a look you don't think it's similar.
Yeah, that's right.
It's not between its touch and its touch.
I don't think so, is it?
No, I'm just trying.
The most boring stream of all time.
Who said that?
No.
Yeah, it adds character.
Somebody's doing it now in the car, then like, we get it right though, it's everything's
chill.
The receiver is going to be awesome.
Before USB-C you have to slide it into the receiver, then plug it into your iPhone, grab one of the mics, and clip them onto your shirt.
Before you use the mask, the mic comes automatically into the receiver.
So you should see body levels bouncing right over the internal camera battle and start recording.
The second setup, put the receiver away, hold down the bearing by a little height,
to align the strength of the clutch, hold down the clutch and set it to the right,
tap on the TGI height, it doesn't work with the handle camera,
it just doesn't hold you, so it stands down above the life-matching handle.
So I'm gonna set it as let's see.
Yeah.
Lock it up and we're gonna take it off the handbrake.
You got it.
Alright, I'm seeing you're so beautiful.
For that, I should test it.
Wait!
I'm gonna...
Huh?
Are you able to link audio from your Twitch stream to your phone because I'm gonna just
link this to your phone?
No.
But honestly, is it really that bad for us to be using an HK Mac?
I don't know, but we're in our destination.
This is also like...
I can't do that for him.
I can't do that for him.
Is it that shit, sir?
Yeah, I don't think it can be tapped out.
Just don't put it there, don't put it there.
Where is it?
Just let's just put it...
I'll just hit it soft.
Okay.
It's probably the big one.
Shit.
It's a bull bull shit.
Just like this, that they were at the stream.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We're good?
Yeah, we're good.
So Allah, we love you.
So what was wrong now?
I just started screaming, I don't know.
Was it a wire or something?
It wasn't a wire.
I don't even know what it was.
It was a wire.
Just unlucky.
What's a wire child?
I don't know.
What's here?
I don't know.
I think honestly having that is a little bit on here.
I think if we see them for like five minutes and figure out the line, it's like, I don't think that far.
I don't know.
Chad, if you guys want us to figure out the mic for how bad is the satellite?
Check it out on Twitch.
I don't know, but let me, check it out.
Check it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
That's a cookie, that's a cookie.
That's a cookie.
That's like fucking like near a zoo.
Yeah, like, bro.
I'm pretty sure we know through a fact that one of them works, always.
One always works.
How'd you even put this thing here?
I just discovered I was in a stealthy spot.
What?
Why am I so helpful?
It's better to run into these problems now than later.
That's what I'm saying, uh...
Like, chat knows I never do IRLs, so I don't even mind.
Okay, what's that one thing you connect to on?
Honestly, the role of one light.
Just send me through that.
Can you use this?
I'm gonna put the thingy here.
Okay.
Okay.
This here?
What the fuck?
What?
There's a cable in my universe.
Okay.
No, we always, we just, it was just wireless.
Wireless.
We always, it's always wireless.
Except for the two people.
The thing that never moves?
Both.
What?
This one always moves here.
The fascist thing?
Sleeper's from here.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to give you just a second.
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you
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I
Have
I'm not in here.
You're in here?
So you don't need to see a lot.
What?
Yeah, it's just the telephone.
It's like a six-side.
Sorry, it's all out of the past.
Thank you.
My dog, us?
What you do
Just to go to my
Yeah
This is why we needed to go to college
What did you go to college for?
Um, I switched majors three times.
I was originally in nursing and then I was in public health and nursing.
I was a double major and then I was in nursing, no, no, I was in public health and sociology
and then I graduated with the human biology.
Are you finished?
Are you even using a degree though?
Not for what I do now.
Okay.
Okay, so everything's working, let me check.
Damn, so you're like smart.
So that's what's seven times seven, what did you say?
49.
Damn.
What?
Okay, what's five times five?
25.
Okay.
Oh, give me one.
What's 12 times nine?
89?
Oh my god.
Do you even know what, why are you laughing?
Do you even know what 12 times nine is?
Okay, exactly.
So why are you smiling?
Okay, here we are.
Oh.
Boy.
Okay.
I'm actually excited.
Okay, finally, bro.
Okay.
okay okay okay first up where do you where do we go are you really are we
going okay yes yes yes chat should we buy you know what yes let's do that first
Jason's birthday gift first yes I thought that's the most important now yeah
so someone in my chat a cologne from Joe Malone what's Joe Malone it's a nice
Nice perfumery.
We're like a lalabo, dipty.
I don't see any designer though.
This is a designer fragrance brand.
Hello, hello.
So it's my friend's birthday
and I need to get him a cologne.
But he probably has like every cologne in the world.
So, yeah, that's it.
So let me show you something popular.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So what's the difference between these and a regular designer
fragrance?
So ours are cologne, so we're a little bit more
nose friendly.
So if people are sensitive to smells,
when they have my things, this is a good brand.
I don't know.
I don't know.
She's nice.
I don't think anybody even like this thing.
This one is going to be more like sweet.
So if you want.
What's that like?
What's that like?
Fragrances do Asians like?
I mean, I think the ones kind of around their preference.
Even Bergamot is a popular one.
This is actually not bad, it's not sauce.
And then basically, we're really a popular one in China.
Well, yeah, you would like to smell it in China, right?
Do you know how to speak Chinese?
Huh?
Do you know how to speak Chinese?
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'm not chillin.
From where? Where do you learn that from?
It's gonna be like a fresh one.
And then I'll let you smell it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like this one.
I just feel like...
It's like clean.
Like knowing Jason?
He wants like something like
Yeah, I know he's gonna want to be a designer
Where's where like yours alive no that's not what I should know what he does
They're all like they're just a lot like
I think we should come back.
No, I don't really like any of these.
I don't really like any of these.
What?
What?
Where is this?
Where do you need it?
Okay, we'll come back, okay?
Thank you.
You too.
I didn't think they were that bad.
Really?
Yeah.
They do smell feminine.
Look at this.
They're like a unisex fragrance brand.
That one's nice.
It does smell good, but I feel like I want to smell it to my girlfriend.
Not about how Jason.
I'm trying to smell it to my girlfriend.
Not Jason, bro.
Okay, what else?
I don't know what else.
I don't know what else.
okay what else is that I don't know what I'm going have you ever been this small
yeah touch screen both so you're low-key I was like low key in the future you
think so oh yeah we don't have any of this no
If y'all have any good ideas too bro, if y'all think or have any good ideas bro, move a ton of
I keep probably has I all I have those just get him some rice and call it a day
I need to get myself a fragrance angels killing chair or ever angels share to my
clean. Oh, we could try Nordstrom. Yeah, yeah, that's just the best. It's probably the best.
They have a Nordstrom here? Yeah. So, okay, if I'm here, what should we be looking at?
How do you know, though? Oh, what do you mean? Zara is that way? So, Nordstrom is that way?
There's no way you're right. I don't know. You don't bet? Okay, well, I just don't understand.
There's no like north, west.
Even if you had a compass, do you know which way is north?
Yes.
Which way is north?
That way.
What did that do north?
Why do you, what is your evidence for that?
Because if you look at the clouds
and there's no clouds in the sky,
that means you need to find the nearest cloud
with precipitation.
Are we talking about that?
Yes.
I'm in a fever dream.
Get him a Tesla, bro.
Yeah, get him a Tesla, bro.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
A robot.
So, right here.
Bro, that thing is so fucking tall.
Tesla bot.
I think that's something that breaks in your house
and that's the thing you see.
Imagine like in the future,
like a Tesla bot breaks into your house.
Breaks into your house?
Yeah, and like just a still shit.
I watched this really interesting video.
Oh, my chat's on my ass about my gun, bro.
Okay, sorry, girl.
What video?
It was somebody from MIT was talking about the various different pathways that AI is
going to break out of its confinement.
What the fuck?
Yeah, there's people behind you.
Yeah.
We're having a sentiment.
Isn't this perfect?
It's exactly what you need.
Good, how are you?
Good, thank you.
You have questions about us now.
Do you know where the Cologne's are?
Which one?
Cologne's.
But man?
Yes.
Third floor.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
I
Mean to be honest I have no idea what we get this guy, bro
Huh?
What do you mean yes you go from here? No? Oh, never mind. Sorry
Was that was that not Edward chat I don't want to save a subtle because like low keys with his bro
So, like a 99.999, essentially that was Edward.
Edward?
Yeah.
Who's Edward?
He's like a streamer, like one of the streamers.
Does he even stream still chat?
You know what we need to do?
We need to make a role, we need to come up with,
like a company has to come up with like robots.
That like, like, I can do stuff for you.
That already exists.
No, no, like that's actually like good, like reliable.
Like imagine like you come into my house and there's like four robots.
Like one cooking us dinner, like one creating the house, one that can drive us somewhere, you know.
There's one that just came out. It's like 20, 20 bands.
Okay, we're just going to walk out then, but Jesus, they got us.
fast? Why? What? Why don't they have perfect colognes too?
It's over.
Fuck, they have perfect clones.
We'll just hide the camera.
Yeah, what if we just do hide the camera?
It's obvious.
Just have a face around.
Yeah, just use the audio.
Well, we could just...
Honestly, I agree.
Just, um...
She's being cognitive, bro.
Once we get our second morning, we'll leave.
Like right now, we're like, what, one star?
We're at like two stars.
We're at like two stars.
Once we get to like three, four stars, we'll end it.
It's like half a star.
Really?
We're at half a star?
Yeah, we're at half a star right now.
You know?
Yeah, so see, like, as a Canadian,
if someone tells me to get out, I just get out.
Since someone told you to get out, you just, what,
you just, you say cap?
No.
It's okay to bend the rules a little bit, I think.
Interesting.
We're gonna get used to that.
Here's my work Canadian, we're soft.
Oh, look, thank you guys.
Luda, how are you so chopped?
Low key?
I just pretend like the camera is down, put the camera down, like turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.
No, he's nice
Okay, just don't point it up at all. It's gonna be from
Okay, I don't know how this is here. This is actually like I don't know how you've never heard of this
We don't have Jamalone. What even is Jamalone?
By Rideau?
Huh?
Damn bro, what's the theft rate in here bro? Why are you guys at the shit, hooked up on...
Fuck, I would not like that shit.
Well this one's nice.
Ooh!
I mean they're out of it, but it's a good one.
by the fireplace? Yeah. I don't have this one. And I also have jazz club. How do you know what jazz
club's known like? I have friends that wear it.
Where's the um...
You know I have a feeling he would like this. But what is this? Can you read French? What does
What does that say?
Soleil blanc.
Yeah, what does that mean?
Soleil blanc.
White sun.
It makes you feel fresh.
How many languages do you fucking know, bro?
No, I don't know French.
Vanilla fatal.
This is so bad.
Boy, I don't know what Jason would want to smell like.
Maybe we're all doing it.
That's the thing, bro.
He probably has a big collection, bro.
I'm going to face him in the room.
Wow.
W.I.K. can't believe that you, like, turn off the screen and it's still recording.
Monkey, when I saw you flip the camera, I was like, ding, ding, ding.
I was like, Monkey, I know exactly what you're doing.
It kind of ruins the entire gift if I call him instead of a picture of what he wants, right?
Hello, hello, can I, can I get your help?
So it's my friend's birthday and he has a lot of cologne.
It's like a big cologne collection, but I want to get him a cologne, uh, uh, yes, that's
pretty much it, actually.
Do you have any?
He's Asian.
That doesn't really help.
Do you know if he likes stuff that's like more fresh, more sweet?
Like if I would, what does Jason give you vibes?
Like if you hug him like what do you what do you want him to smell like? He probably wants to smell like
The thing is if whatever is the most popular it probably has I think a safe bed is like clean like linen
You have more of a niche section of frigates in one of the first four, too, so if you guys
don't find anything where you guys can also try out the first four.
Linden, you don't have too much.
But this one's not too popular, I would say.
A lot of people are put off by the bottle, so...
That smells good. It smells like a basic though.
basic. It smells good but like so your niche fragrance is on the first floor.
Do you guys have an issue down there?
We do have an issue about that.
Alright, we'll follow the downstairs man.
Thank you.
Thank you, take care.
Please don't even risk it bro.
Please don't even risk it.
These guys are gonna come out of nowhere bro and just snipe us.
Like, I'm sorry bro, please.
Let us get this gift first and then we'll put it up.
This bro.
You think we should go down to Eskiden?
Other one you think if we took fault if someone jumped from the bottom to top. Yes, you think we take fall damage. Yes, would you die or?
Depends on how you land is there water at the bottom. No, but it's mooted
Anything you like let me let me know what if there's anything we like let me know why
Oh, it's okay, I appreciate that, it's okay.
No, I'm not even like, I'm not like forming, like actually, I don't like, I don't be shy.
I don't like people buying stuff for me, or like paying for me.
That's how I was too.
Yeah.
You don't care though.
Yeah, as long as it's people.
Yeah.
I know.
It's really bad for you.
Yo.
Yo!
Is that a lens?
Okay, so niche.
Yeah, that's way better, to be honest.
So why don't I ask you Cologne, she said the third floor.
Okay chat, who here knows, chat, who here knows?
Maybe over there.
Okay, low key.
Okay, low key.
Chat, I want to tell you guys, cologne's, bro, and let me know if they're good or not,
okay?
Can you all hear me first of all, type one if you can hear me?
Can you guys type one if you can hear me?
Okay, that'd be, okay.
I'm not tripping, right?
That's where the colognes are.
Hello. Do you know what the colognes are?
Right here. At the niche colognes?
Sure.
The niche colognes are the last piece of the...
Right.
Okay.
I think they're going to be fine.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, just like the niche colognes, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, perfect
You said you look like you know colognes
Okay, okay, perfect. You were born. It's good. Okay
Okay, I
Need a close my friend's birthday. Yeah, he has a large collection
Also, I don't know if this is good information is also Asian so I don't know what I don't laugh at that
No, better say than sorry.
So, um, yeah, what phone do you think he would like?
What is he having now?
Like everything.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
Streetwear, how did you dress?
Do you wear it to work also?
You know what, what if I show you him?
Yes, sure.
You know what, maybe if you see him and how he looks like, you'll like, you know.
That's cool.
This is him.
boom boom that's him right there what does he do the streamer over some of this
yeah no no no parties what yeah actually taking pictures pretend yeah
maybe actually yeah he's a larker yeah that is good I am oh she tends to be a
surgeon whoa
It's not bad at all, it smells good.
It's perfume, perfume is the Marley.
This is not similar to what we just smelled upstairs.
Maybe this is it, we also went upstairs but it could be a different.
That was Jimmy Chew though, that was Jimmy Chew.
It wasn't Jimmy Chew.
This is also good, it's too strong I feel like, yeah.
I mean, that's our top seller, uh, he might like rich people because he's really popular.
But he's a little more...
...love than they look.
He would love this.
Like, Loki under the wise screams Jason Ola.
I don't know, Jason.
I don't know.
There's no way it isn't like this.
That's a unique sense.
It's on my top. It really, it went viral.
It took time, like, two years.
It's still very popular.
It's good.
What is mind games?
They're all chess pieces.
So, do you like that?
I would say French defense is really good.
So French defense.
Well, I think my brother has been wanting to come on.
What's your name?
My brother?
I mean, this is so unique.
Wow.
I've never spotted that before in my life.
It's mostly a common problem.
What's your name?
Medicinal.
Medicinal?
I don't know.
I like this, though. Can we stay in this?
It's kind of cool, guys.
What is this called? It's a black French?
What do you say this was?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sold out. Well, I wish I would choose the bad one.
What do you think it is?
What do you think it is?
The mentor is good too, but he should do the better.
This one's good too.
This one's good too.
What the fuck is this company, bro?
You try his mind game, he's good.
You don't like it?
It's kind of frustrating.
Just do it.
Is anything, is anything you snout so far?
Like, damn, that's nice.
I like that one.
The one he showed us?
Yeah.
The blue one and the orange one.
I think it was the orange one.
Is the one you just sold out on?
Sold out, but I wish you could smell it.
This is also good
Can I take it sorry can I can you can I smell that one and it's not French
Yeah.
Are you hot?
Am I hot?
No.
Why?
Are you?
Well, I don't think my body's like...
Yeah.
Pretty straight.
It's on the hotter side today.
It's like mid to high 70s.
Okay, so there's no key.
That's what I'm saying.
But it's...
Fuck.
Are you okay?
But...
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
I don't see you.
But a seizure
Yeah, yeah, she's actually my she's like my sidekick whoa
She wish
I like the other one better which one this just reminds me a little bit of cops here up which one which one
Which one is that one?
Okay, can I get the 75 mils of, uh, yeah, please.
And then Loki, I want to get one for me.
No, no, I don't think so.
That's fine.
That's a gift, so I'll put it back.
Is there another one, Cologne?
I can buy him Cologne for whatever the next holiday is.
I can buy him one if you want.
Are you positive?
I know he's been wanting...
I want to feel like he's been wanting it all night.
Then allow him to complain another time.
Yeah.
Do you want a perfume?
I wear one perfume and one perfume only.
What's that?
Glossier.
Yeah, right?
I've been wearing it for years now
Yeah, I want that one and then
Can and I want to give up for me
No, it doesn't have to be same brand but I did but like
I have um I have side effect that was good you like that one
I like that one too.
Side effect?
This one has a cherry too.
Right?
This one's good too.
If you like friendly fans, that one has cherry.
That one has cherry too.
Hey, what's cherry?
Like a cherry.
Like a cherry, like a cherry pod.
Like when they pop it out, they pop it out.
I'll come for you.
The cherry one, you will come up.
Oh
I think I'm a perfect English friend.
Confidence will take you very far.
I don't know, like, what is this one?
I think it's the one she just gave you.
All right?
Isn't it?
Or is that, is that something you just gave her?
No, that'd be fun, not that one.
What is it?
It's not a question, it's mixed with something.
Is it?
Is that, I haven't been the one to him?
I don't know what the, I can't tell.
I think that's one, that.
Yeah
Yeah
Can I smell ah
Can I smell French Defensing or whatever it's called
I know bro
Just buy it
Can I actually buy it
I have so much cologne though
Have you expanded your collection?
Is it bad that I have a lot?
Yeah I wear them
Why are you happy to do two books?
Are you a YouTuber?
Are you a YouTuber?
Are you a YouTuber?
Do you like this?
It's good.
It's like a cherry one.
Do you like cherry?
Yeah, I don't know.
Everyone is a YouTuber.
Oh my God.
I feel like we're all out of here.
I'm on blast now.
If I tell you, if I tell you my clone collection, will you tell me what I'm missing?
Yeah.
Actually?
Yeah.
Okay.
I have side effect initial.
You should have a picture of it.
Why?
You should have a picture of the other question.
Stop please, bro.
Can you just put something in the chat?
There's definitely a clip of it somewhere.
How do you have yours?
Just what do you do here in Florida?
Are you afraid of it?
I move.
That's it?
Yeah.
my move yeah is that very telling
do you have a clip do you have a poem clip please
do you guys have a lot of killians killians
Uh, we have...
No, no. I have, like, aw, so much. Oh, here.
This is it right here.
And I would say I just got...
You gotta add your collection, bro. That's small.
Oh my god, really? How much do you have?
I have bro. So if I've been in the industry for 15 years, I've probably got over a thousand miles, but I can't keep them all. You know, you can't have, where all this?
You can't. Do you know what Jeremy Fragrance is? Yeah. Yeah, he's, you know, he's the same guy. He's famous, like, you know, get a look at what he does.
I think he's doing math.
Yeah.
Like his whole thing was like, he's never stuck around.
There's a lot more to learn than just like, because they come from fashion houses.
So if they're a good brand, they come from like, like, Baccarat also has dishes.
Yeah.
Like that's pretty known for their high end like dishes in their dishware.
Yeah, what do you think is this?
is he came out with so you know how like a lot of people like
can you show this yeah that's fine it's not like can they show me
but yeah that's fine but can you show me okay so is this a good brand is it
something like I heard a lot of people mix a lot with this one
Yeah, so like, I think Drake rocks about how he's a cockroach,
which is, so like, but he also wears, he wears,
Drake wears like, it's like a really like strong,
like some faculty, like very ooey,
Drake is like, he was not, you know,
it's like high end, like it's not high end,
it's just thought of it sometimes.
Yeah.
He was very, very, very like it.
Oh man, boy, it's looks good.
I see.
So, you like these?
Yeah, I do.
Which one's like the most?
So, he has a perfumer.
A lot of the fragrances that you see,
he does the actual, he eats the perfumer behind him,
but he has his own.
So he's done like peregrino, garberry.
So if I had to add an extra cologne right now to my collection out of this and this, which one would you send me off?
What's emiris?
What's emiris?
If I do like a...
What is this?
Is it good?
Holy...
This is like straight like feminine though, no?
I can smell it, it's a amber, it's a camber, it smells, it actually doesn't smell bad,
it smells good.
It's kind of endearing when men wear feminine fragrances I think.
What does that mean?
Because of how you wear it, there's guys who do wear it, and their fragrances are better.
Okay, well maybe we'll just...
Like our number one, what about top women's fragrances?
I'll just I'll worry about myself later. What just get what what?
Yeah, where'd she go?
I don't want to stay with her ever bro.
Yeah, I know. It's 430. We'll pull up at 730. 7. We'll pull up at 7.
It's gonna be closer to 8. Huh?
It's gonna be closer to 8. Really?
I'm dropping.
Actually, oh god.
No, we're good.
Quick, quick, quick, beats.
Yeah, we'll pull this at him.
Oh, they have the Lobo.
Yeah.
This is what you should wear. That's what you must.
What even is this?
Some tall.
It's a skin fragrance, so it's gonna change your skin.
It's completely different, it's super sexy, masculine.
It smells like, I don't want to say what it smells like,
but it should smell like, or you?
It doesn't smell bad.
Well, it's very light up first, but it's gonna be,
you'll like pass by somebody, and they'll be like,
what are you wearing?
You'll be like, oh, I should have forgot
about something, because you won't smell it ever.
You will never smell it on yourself.
It's like, it's big.
And the colognes are like so...
People will pass by you, but they'll want to talk.
Interact.
It's really good.
And uh...
I don't know, bro.
Silver stimulated, bro.
So many colognes.
Is she ready?
Yeah.
Just go up to her.
Okay, cool.
She's trying to multitask.
Thank you.
Hello.
No, I'm not a YouTuber.
Yeah, please.
I
Can we skip that? Yeah, sorry
Give a garbage you sure you sure
Happy birthday Jason. I know I hope he likes it. I mean, I don't know what else to get him bro. He's everything
Let's get him some of my fish.
That's a piece.
How much like $1.50?
$1.50?
Yeah.
And even not like this?
Yeah.
I'm trying to speak as I just don't know what else to get him.
What else must we get him?
That's a mouse.
I
Will Ron's getting like a keychain. Why are you laughing?
Okay, thank you
Chai's a good phone bro, which one which one I saw the clip of Jason saying you weren't invited
I was trolling
If he wants an AP oh
It's over like bro
No, I'm not getting real who's getting an AP bro. I'm not getting no AP
Like are you crazy?
That's a good one.
Elf friend, get on a small Rolex.
That's emasculating a small Rolex.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Take care.
Take care.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Leave, come on.
The camera, because we're leaving now.
Anyway, this is another.
All right.
Now, where to?
Is that the exit?
Okay.
Leaving?
We're leaving this spot.
Oh no, I think that's to the street, go, oh actually, no, no, you can go that way.
You don't even know the way around your own mall?
Do I own the mall? Imagine?
Thank you.
Huh?
You have a good dancer?
What?
So what is the vibe where we're going for yeah, I don't know bro like whoa, what do we do bro?
How first of all you need to want a hundred percent you wanted to wardrobe change like I know I know what don't change
True
Are his pants bad?
Well, I think we go 100 pants too.
And his girl is like super like, okay.
All right.
Okay.
Looks like it's storage here, you think.
Do you have a budget?
Not really.
Well, what's the vibe?
What's the vibe?
Like...
I mean, you know how I dress.
Kind of like casual.
Casual.
Yeah.
Like linen pants.
I was wearing a nice dress.
I think we have to throw out the idea of linen pants.
Actually?
Yes.
Okay, fine.
Jeans?
Jeans, yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
pair of jeans like what's a shirt that goes with the jeans though I feel like I
never looked good with jeans okay maybe I'm tripping them
Um, I'm trying to think.
What's wrong with linen pants?
I love linen pants.
Chad doesn't like the linen pants.
Actually, Chad, well, is there anything wrong with my pants?
I don't know.
Look.
They're all saying it's us.
Yeah.
really? Yeah. I'm sorry. No actually I like honesty more. I swear to god we were here at all. I'm not just the same
mall but we didn't come now. When we went to San Diego bro. So it's not 100% the same
But it's like the same thing, I don't get it, I don't know.
So we're, uh, do you know where your signal is?
This could be...
What is this?
It's a store.
Also, bro, again, don't be shy, bro.
If you want me to get you something, let me get you something.
I don't think I can afford my own things.
No, no, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
Hello?
You have the good in stripes?
You have that one jersey that's like the vertical stripes.
I haven't worn it in so long.
I haven't worn it in like years.
That's a nice shirt.
Yeah, it's already on.
Oh my gosh, it's gonna be so far.
Bro, you're getting...
What is this?
What about this?
That's what you're doing.
No, no, no, we're gonna wear a shirt too, right?
What about this?
That is so ugly.
Okay.
What about this?
No.
No.
No.
No.
You could layer like an oversized t-shirt with a slightly cropped hoodie on top.
Bro, whatever you put me in is I will be in.
I'm going with like this is the whole entire segment is whatever you think.
Like don't, like not even the one, I'm not even gonna tell you not to overthink or think,
but yeah, like you're picking up.
I'm not that fat.
It's gonna get...
Is this your size?
Yeah, like large.
Yeah. Okay, ask them for one size bigger of this and one size smaller of this.
So you're being just like a skater?
Would I ever wear something like this?
I mean, she's gonna copy us today, like, she's gonna...
I wonder, I gotta wonder how I'm gonna get dressed today.
Really?
Okay, I'm gonna try this on.
Uh-huh.
They have changing in there.
Yeah.
exact fit on and we're going to get thoughts. Okay. You want to say, can you say next to my
colon? And you said, okay, one size bigger of this and one size smaller of this.
One size bigger of the t-shirt. Opposite. Yeah. I don't know what pants size you are.
I mean
Yes, please
Can I get one?
More can I get this one size bigger and one size smaller for this one?
I don't know
I don't see a sign of my eyes anywhere.
We're hoping this.
42, the other side.
Can I get 34?
So you just pick the fit on 30 seconds.
I'm not saying too much.
It's a whole, it's efficient.
Well, if, no, but if it looks like that, I can try again.
Is it like that?
Yeah, so are you actually representing?
Fuck no, are you fucking crazy?
I'm buying the whole collection personally.
What a man you're, eh?
What's your bit rate thing, half a bit rate, half a bit rate.
So, how would you rate your experience in LA so far, Jawad?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
You can like zoom in if you need to.
So how would you rate your experience in LA so far, Javad?
What?
Yeah, it's good, it's good.
The closer you get to the winner, the better it is.
That's it.
Is this your first time in LA? No?
No, my second time.
It's my second time.
Oh my God!
Does it say Rosa Lufanelli?
No, hell no.
He lives in, well, no, not anymore.
Yeah, he lives in Montreal now.
Yeah, he lives in Montreal now.
Yeah, bro.
Flap my wings and fly.
Flap my wings and fly my way to the house, bro.
What's a pimp jacket?
What is it?
A pimp jacket.
Yeah, pick him on a fit too,
but you guys don't know his personality.
I don't know his personality.
I have a good set.
Do you want this?
No, no, no.
Please, please, please.
Actually, no, no, no, no.
Can you imagine?
I can imagine.
Can you imagine?
I can't remember.
I can't believe you picked me out on Elphid that fast, though.
We don't know what it looks like, though.
True.
I mean, I look like just like...
It could be trash.
I don't know.
How do you like my hair today?
Looks fine.
Does it look better than fine?
Sure.
Thank you.
Yeah, I like your hair too.
Oh, thanks.
Hmm.
Hahahahaha.
Loki, like sequined pants?
What is sequined pants?
These?
No, no, no.
These beaded trousers?
Well, this is in the women's section, but...
What you want this you want to buy this no no no no no I need you to wear them. You want me to wear this
So are you like do you want me to like
You try something yeah
It's enough to be hot though with that hoodie on you can take it off
Okay, so that's just like that's a point of the layers of that is you can
What I don't know I'm like actually curious maybe I've been dressing wrong the whole life. What's wrong with the way I dress
Like I pulled on my all-white outfit and you said I'm going to the Bahamas was that not a Bahamas outfit
I don't know. Maybe I don't have to say something about it, but I was like a flax, you know.
I checked my all-white outfit. Does that not look good?
It's for a very specific occasion, I think.
Like objectively not a terrible outfit, but just not fit for his event, I think.
It was a Bahamas fit, but it's good. It's good for the beach.
Which?
Did you want to go into the homies with that one girl?
No, right.
What do you mean, one girl?
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
No, no, no.
What happened?
Just, no, it's okay.
Boy.
Following up?
No, it was for content.
He fell off, he fell off.
Oh, huh?
Like, uh, basically ended there, it's pretty good.
Well, why would it even happen?
Yeah, what, what happened?
I mean, uh, literally nothing.
Okay.
That's it.
Like it just didn't go anywhere.
Oh, you stopped bottom dirt?
Yeah, I led it wrong.
It's kind of rude.
Well, I didn't mean it like that.
Oh, yeah.
She was mad at me for a bit.
And then...
When was that?
She was mad at me for like, uh, like, like, six months, eight year months...
Oh my god.
Eight months?
She's mad at me for like, eight months.
Oh my god.
It's kind of a long time.
She's mad at me for like, eight months.
Oh my god.
Eight months?
It's kind of a long time.
No, she's not officially like eight months.
And then I facetimed her,
and she answered and we just talked.
Uh-huh.
And then everything was good after.
Am I a man here?
Uh, no.
Okay, like, guys get our friend.
Thank you.
The white shirt looks more inside.
Well, no, he's not doing anything if he's women.
Okay, thank you.
Do you want an outfit from your god?
This is for women. What is your personality?
I can kind of see you in a blue cut jean.
This one?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'm gonna say it.
In a blue cut jean and like a slightly cropped tea.
No, no, no.
Oh, right. Let's see.
Wait hold the shirt up hold the shirt up wait look in the mirror it's kind of fire no yeah
Yeah, that's not bad.
You should go try it.
Wow.
Yeah.
There's not really any logo on it.
Can I come out?
Don't laugh.
Oh, then border it.
Please.
Yeah.
Not really visible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not really visible.
The pants are nice.
I actually really like the pants.
No pants. Only the jacket is.
Oh, we'll see.
A bed bug?
I had a friend who owned one of these jackets actually.
How does his clothes work?
Interesting.
I think the inside is like satin lined.
Yeah
I think the shirt inside needs to, it needs to be longer.
The pants are nice, they're the same thing.
The pants you were on is something with the pants.
What?
What does the shirt look like underneath?
It's really tight on me.
I won't lie.
And you asked for a bigger size?
I think I did it in reverse.
Yeah, I think you have this shirt small.
I think I made the shirt smaller and this bigger.
Uh-huh.
Do you need to do it in reverse?
I don't know if I like the hoodie.
Yeah, the hoodie is not like that.
I don't know if I like the hoodie.
we get a skateboard, wick the fit as well.
Like.
The pants are nice though.
The pants are beautiful.
Should I yell at the pants though?
Be honest.
I like the pants.
No, no, no, the pants are nice.
I actually cooked with the pants.
Yeah, okay.
No, no, no, you cooked with the pants.
And honestly, the hoodie's not a bad shot,
but I don't know.
I do like skater.
The hoodie gotta go though.
The pants are amazing, but the hoodie got it back.
Yeah, I don't like the hoodie either.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, she cooked with these pants.
Oh, how does she know so fast?
Mmm.
Wait, take off the hoodie.
What's she thinking?
I'm just sure that's that.
I think it's a little small.
I think it has to be open don't zip it out yeah it has to be open
You can take off the jacket and then it's just like cool t-shirt.
I see.
Well, t-shirt is not too ostentatious.
It's like blank in the front.
Bro.
You cut the pants.
Did I?
The pants.
That leaves with the pants.
The pants and the white shirt you cooked.
You don't like the jacket?
The jacket don't look right, the jacket is not for the occasion, it can't lie, so the
jacket, the jacket, the jacket is not for the occasion, it can't lie.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I mean, if it's not uncomfortable, then you can keep the smaller styles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
What is it?
Small.
What?
Hello.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
the fans and I'm looking at the skirt at one side of the line.
Is there anything else in the store that you think would look good on me?
This is all of their men.
True.
Okay.
Joao, do you want to try your outfit on?
Yes, but I just, can I get this shirt in one size bigger?
I hold the camera.
Yeah.
So, everything else is good.
Pass the smear.
Hey guys.
I don't know what to film, I also have no access to a child.
It's going to be terrible.
Hold on.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, sorry, does it seem like... does it seem like I'm super short?
I am quite short.
Hi, Loki.
Oh my god, Brittany!
I haven't talked to Brittany in so long.
Hi, Zia.
Everyone's so nice.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do, oh my god there's so much delay, yeah I don't know
what I'm supposed to film, this is why I'm not a streamer, I don't even know how to put
the camera, I'm so slow, here I'll show you guys what our surroundings look like.
What are you getting shirt on? Yeah, why don't you like it looks nice? Oh, here's your wine
Yeah, I think the jeans
Yeah, the jeans are a little too skinny
I mean, maybe a smaller size of the shirt.
Can you just add it for a second,
because we might get more stuff.
But the jeans are, they just fit very string.
How you going?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Nothing, just not.
You like it?
You didn't like it?
No, they just, it just fit weird.
What's going on with you, though?
I was attending to the camera.
but obviously I'm not a streamer,
so I have no idea how to operate a camera.
It's okay, you operate it nice.
Huh?
So, I liked your eyes.
Thank you.
Nice, that's all I wanted to say.
Oh, okay, thanks.
So,
it's pretty nice fit, huh?
The one that you have on right now.
No, this was actually not bad either, but.
It's okay.
Right?
Yeah.
It's not terrible.
Why are you looking at my forearms?
I was not, but okay.
Let's not get it twisted, okay.
But we need another top for me.
Why?
Are you going to change mid-party?
No, no, no, no.
Like, do we even need a jacket or do we need to wear the white?
Oh, jacket?
That's right.
Um...
I mean, it depends.
Because it's going to get colder.
Well, I don't know what you guys are doing there.
Like, are you going to be inside the jacket?
Honestly, it could go outside, too.
There's also a pool.
I think I'm definitely gonna bring a backpack
with different clothes as in like,
maybe I play basketball.
And then, like before,
because I'm going at seven and a quarter to seven, eight.
They're nine, 30.
So maybe some, maybe, you know,
maybe me and Marlon take the jet skis out
behind them into the lake.
Like who?
Marlon.
Oh, Marlon.
You don't know who Marlon is?
Oh, Marlon!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is Claude gonna be there?
No, probably not, definitely not.
You like Clav more?
I just think he's so fascinating.
Clav?
Mm-hmm.
What?
I don't really know anything about Marlin,
but I've seen like so many clips of Clav.
You know, also Clav shot a dead alligator nine times.
Yeah, he also ran someone over with his Cybertruck
and said, good.
He overdosed on meth.
So he's interesting.
yeah he's interesting like he's an intriguing person is my nose as big as
they say it is really like I thought you're gonna say a different thing okay
so we have everything else except for the overtop but do we even need an
over top? Maybe, maybe not. You would buy this LeVette? Yes, of course. Can I buy you something?
Oh guys, I don't like clav. I'm not into clav. That's not the takeaway here.
She's too indulged in chat.
Did you buy your stuff?
I am.
You're not going to get anything?
Sorry about that.
Yeah, just mine.
I wonder what these employees think about us.
Yeah
I'm surprised we haven't seen more dogs today. Usually like some people are out walking the dogs
I do I have a cat
They're a little bit high maintenance, I think stream is seeing my cat once
I'll show a picture
He's been throwing up a lot recently.
I think he'll be okay.
This is Theo, my gay cat.
Yeah.
Fun fact about Theo is he's, okay, this is like a terrible picture of him.
He's huge. Yeah, he's like he's much larger than your average cat, but he's not fat though. He's just big
He's lean
Where is his design
I don't know what I swear I might be like I don't know 100% but like I saw 1800 but I might be tripping
I might be tripping maybe like the ball of code or something but I saw 1800 I'm gonna try right now
I've never been in a store before.
No.
I don't know what the price point is.
Is it okay if I...
But the pants shouldn't be 18 for you again.
I don't even have anything but I just kept my phone in my pocket.
What's your name?
I'm a father.
A H and my name.
What are the types?
H, A, L, Q.
L, A, L, Q.
Also known as L, C, C, C, C.
What do you call that for?
You know?
I'm like, how many of you are this?
R, A, W.
R, R, I.
This is too short of a bit.
I'd like a little bit.
No price, it's free.
I don't know.
I don't know.
There's no price on it.
I don't know.
I don't know if maybe my concept of money
is really fucked up,
but I feel like 450 for this is not that crazy.
Really?
Money breaks?
No.
Is that, is that insane?
I swear, it's like this shirt, 298.
So what's the verdict?
The pants?
Oh
Come?
You're like 476 for the entire outfit?
No
It's like
Come?
Yeah
I don't know
Wait
I don't know, I'm just like horrible at saving money
Oh
You're like super rich
No, I'm not
I don't know, it's A1
Is that crazy?
For like, for like a higher end store
A pair of pants
Well, Windsor, all I know is H&M and like Foot Locker, so like the max I buy, I got
a shirt cost 30 bucks Canadian and it'll look good.
30 Canadian, what is that?
It's like 20, $30 US?
Maybe I just spend a lot of emplods, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know if he has another total, but it was like 476 US, your parents and a shirt.
But I sort of bought on Panda by for like 12 bucks.
It's not wrong though. All made out of the same factory though.
You see what this city says is made in China is very good.
Yeah, you know, can you speak to her in Chinese?
Bro, it's just like basic language, bro.
Oh, and that's really shy.
He's so shy, I don't know why. He's learning Chinese.
Oh, really?
He's actually a sweet Chinese.
He's not like crazy at it, but he's...
Bro, the wife's shy, just speak it, bro.
You should have told her.
Oh, oh, oh.
Boy, that's bad.
You're actually shy.
No reason.
You say it?
No.
You say it?
No.
Why?
Camera's not even on you.
Okay, you say it first.
Thank you.
Of course, take care.
Take care, too.
Oh, like you wanna have a conversation?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, I don't know.
Like what is your skill level?
I'll just speak.
Like are you?
I can't speak Chinese.
There you go.
Oh, you can speak Chinese?
I can't speak Chinese.
I mean, I think you're good enough to say that.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not that bad. You're so in your head, bro.
No.
Okay, so boom. Not bad. I liked it.
Okay.
I actually liked it.
Okay.
So now, do we need, we need something for him and second of all, we need something for you.
Why?
Like, I just, I want to buy you something.
It's okay. You don't need to buy me anything.
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay, I don't know, I don't know, bro.
Is every time I open my phone, my chest is biased something.
And I want to bias something, you know, like.
Oh, genuinely feeling comfortable,
if you bought me something.
I'm actually small.
Yeah, what if I get like a chocolate bar and ice cream?
That's fine.
Anyway, okay, I need a top.
That's something like, do I need something?
Or do I just go like this?
No, I feel like I need a layer or something, no?
Or no?
But then you're going to complain about it being too hot,
and then you spend money on the jacket,
and for you to just take it off after 30 seconds.
Facts, facts, facts, facts.
OK, what's something that we can get him done?
I don't want to have water.
This, and I have another shirt that's good.
I swear, bro, it's not.
Hold on.
I don't know I don't know what your closet looks like John
Okay, I'm gonna pull up here just give me the camera. I'm gonna put the camera on you for a second
And I want the camera to tell me if you need it. I'm gonna change my shirt. Okay, so it's a black shirt
Okay, so chat it's this it's this
With a black shirt instead of the brown shirts and we're going to a party
Beta beta me ho beta me ho beta me ho he looks like a farmer
Like hey, we need we needed to get something
Why I'm not
Okay, I can't force him right
All right, so it's up to you. Okay. Well, I mean it's still five though
So I may be pretty cool for the stream if we got you enough it to thank you. Okay, so there you go
All right, where should we get him clothes?
Now low key we don't want to get this guy jumped out low key we can get him some shit like dollar ammo or something if we need to
whoa
wait maybe we can like like sit down for a second though and like grab something
they're like eat or snack on are you hungry I eat once a day and it's at 9
p.m. so not really really if you want to eat we can eat well I don't really only
want to eat I guess like you know I think I'll eat with you okay show us
around then I don't want to eat alone like you know like I'm just like I
understand that that's what I'm saying like I'm not hungry but I'll eat with
okay I'm down I'm done all right so where do we go like a full meal or do
you know something like the way is down though something the whole is down
actually you know what yes I would love a full meal right now pretty good
actually okay chat is it time to eat food
oh outfit from Abercrombie oh my god fire no yes that's a good spot I think
it's spot I guess that she's a good spot chill chill chill like butter people
Bro, look, we're not the only ones in the small, dude.
Look, like this was the outfit that you had on yesterday.
Yeah, is that a bad fit?
Keep it above me.
Like you nerfed me.
No, I didn't.
You're free to wear that outfit if you want.
No, I'm not.
Ha, ha, ha.
All right, now I need something for you.
And looking for you, Abra-Kambi,
very, very like simple, how you like it.
All right.
If it's on a mannequin, that means it's bad.
All right.
It's looking fire.
I'm literally wearing that right now.
Are you a medium?
I don't know what size you are.
I might be a medium, but this is a pretty sure of ours.
I feel like this looks kind of oversized though, no?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, I bought a medium and I never wear medium.
Like low key.
I mean, I don't know.
I buy, I wear large and she picked out a medium for me.
Which I don't know is good.
Like, I don't know, should I start wearing medium?
I don't know, bro.
Maybe I'm just a fat fuck.
I'm just a fat fuck.
It's just a little bit late.
Really?
Fuck.
I
Like a 32 32
Or actually 34
You good? You're good, man?
This store is definitely for you, though.
Yeah, absolutely. 100%.
The thing is, bro, a little key.
Let's see.
Boom.
What's his shirt though?
My shirt, oh.
His shirt is on.
All right, all right.
As for changing the room, oh wait.
The backlight, you gotta detach the backlight
for some show.
Where do I hold it from?
Okay.
It's over here, it's this way.
Oh, there we are.
See you back.
I'm gonna go inside.
You coming?
Isn't it pleasant weather?
No, this weather, I'm actually like jealous.
If there's one thing that I wish LA had other than, or that, sorry, that Windsor had that LA has is the weather.
I wish we had this type of weather.
It's just one season here.
Huh?
It's just one season here all the time.
It is one season here.
I wish.
I wish it was like this.
Everyone should move to California.
Low key, a line.
What?
So it's okay.
Does it...
He said there's four people.
He said Johan said he got overstimulated.
Because there's too many people?
Yeah.
In the line.
He's so meek.
Huh?
He's so meek.
Where's meek mean?
Like shy?
Yeah.
Yeah, I feel that.
He's always been like that.
I've been trying to like help him but I feel like he just has to get more into like social
areas.
Chat, where's Jawad?
Jawad is...
Muda, I think you should wear your vest and suit and be a waiter at the party.
Oh, I remember that outfit.
The waiter outfit?
Yeah, the waiter outfit.
I feel like I've been in downtown LA for too long that I feel like it's...
What do you mean you've been there for too long? You've been there for 24 hours?
24 hours too long, bro.
24 hours too long.
Have you been out in downtown?
Uh, yeah. Like, not to a club or anything, though.
Oh, no, that's all I mean. Just, like, out and about.
No.
Oh.
No, though.
What are you tired of?
Just, like, the graffiti in broken windows.
There's better parts of downtown. Yeah. Yeah.
Like
Just don't go to skid row
Huh, don't go to skid row. Oh, you should stream that in skid row. What do you mean? I should stream that skid row
What I some of my chat said that too yesterday
I swear to god, I'm not enjoying some of my chat said go to skid row yesterday. Yeah, you should go to skid row
Do you know what a skid row is? No
Don't come to my block. I'll slime you
You've never you've never seen it
You've never seen skid robo, but you never heard of no never really I heard of Compton before
it's like
It's LA is worse equivalent of Compton
And how bad is it? Oh, no Compton is like someone
Like, if you were to go to Skid Row alone and try to survive 24 hours walking down the
street of Skid Row, the block of Skid Row, would you survive 24 hours?
Hard to say.
Okay, so that's bad then.
Well, no, like, I think if you keep to yourself, I would say alive.
Mooda's mustache never had a second of sun because of that umbrella
Yeah, it's funny. That's not even funny. It's kind of a bar. That's not even funny
I like what you picked up for me. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, but I wish we got like a
But maybe we don't need something like that, like a jacket. Maybe we don't need that.
Did you bring any jackets?
Did I?
Is that even legal to wear?
Huh?
Sorry.
What was I gonna say?
No, I don't think I did.
I mean it might get cold but also like if you're used to colder temperatures I think
you should be fine.
But yeah like someone was like, someone like wore like literally like a bra, what is this?
I don't know what's going on here.
I think I had a jaw on like genuinely died.
Did he not make it into the fitting room?
I don't think I don't even know what happened.
I think he died.
Should we go and check on him?
I know.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
Okay.
Yeah, like a lot of...
Yo, are you ready?
Like, did you get dressed?
Not yet?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, chill bro, you're such an over-tweaker, bro.
What's your what's your yeah, what's your cue?
Still
It's not moving
Okay, why don't you get dressed or sorry like just wait in that line. I'm gonna put the backpack on and
I don't even know walk around this mall and look for something to eat
Text me when you're done
Text me when you text me when it's your turn and then get dressed and we'll see how it looks like
We abandoning July
Well, if you want you just want to box we just bought there's a weight in the line
Yeah, do I just don't even overcomp I don't even over complicated though
No, no, we'll come inside once you're ready.
Okay.
Well, Jawad, Jawad, getting overstimulated, overstimulates me.
Why?
I don't know.
It's like if someone's overstimulating you, I get overstimulated.
Doesn't LA feel so...
yourself about myself yeah what am I supposed to say you know I'm not gonna
lie out of every person I bought on camera I think you were the most non
camera shy yeah are you camera shy like a lot like I got Sarah my kid I
Nothing wrong with Sarah though. Me and Sarah didn't really connect well on an IRL stream.
Who else has ever been on a stream?
TAS was... oh my god.
Oh, you told me about that.
Oh my god.
I've been getting hella over TikToks on my full usage recently.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
I don't know if I have good, I want really good, I don't even know how you pick.
Yeah, I'm like certain shapes will flatter you more than others. Yeah
Go to the bench, I'm just being honest. I'm just
What?
Yeah, I mean, I'm never wearing these again. I take it back. I'm gonna burn them to be honest
I feel like I'm gonna burn them when I get back home.
So are you excited for this birthday party?
Yeah, low key.
Yeah?
I'm very excited, actually.
How close are you with Jason?
I would say like I'm close, but not like too,
Like I'm not like closer to talk every day.
Okay.
Like yeah, like we've done streams together, we chill.
We might talk here and there off stream, but we're always busy.
What do your streams even look like now?
Same thing, but like more variety now.
More variety?
Yeah.
Think you have banned?
When?
On Val?
Yeah, I've...
Wait, what happened to that?
I
Have been a vow
Well, they have been it twice for what one of them and
Chat can I can't even do you have chat on your phone?
I haven't a chance not working. I
Swear to God
Okay, now chat listen. I got been twice right now chat listen
one of them don't say it so I've banned I've got banned one week for one week for
what okay ready like actually I feel like you would get the joke so I I ordered
pizza one time and I just you know I said I said that I'm gonna order some
pizza wink wink I got banned for one week for that
okay it was the second time for the second time you know I got rank one in
the EU remember that yeah yeah they they thought I was win-trading or some
shit that was a while ago but that wasn't for NA so when I went back to
EU they thought I went trade it again did they they didn't ban you the first
time for win no they didn't but they banned you in the EU second time this
wasn't why do I feel like I've seen so many clips talking about you cheating
Cheating? Yeah. Yeah, also they're saying I'm a cheater.
Was that on Valor? No, that was on Rainbow Six.
Which I did cheat on that game, but when I was 15.
Which, does that even count anymore? I mean, I was 15 years old.
How old are you now? 21, turning 22 in two days.
Oh, is your birthday too? Yeah.
Oh, what the heck? How old are your birthdays? Thank you.
But yeah, so does that even count be honest I mean are you using the same account no
So what happened was they thought I was shooting now
Right, this is not gonna seem to matters, but were you cheating though? No, they thought I was shooting now
Okay, and they dug up into my account and then found out I used to cheat back in the day
And then banned me on rainbow
That's unfortunate.
I know.
We've seen my violent skills.
I have.
Does it look like I'm cheating?
No.
Does it look like I'm good though?
I think you're very inconsistent.
Bar.
I don't know if it's like if it's if it's fake though.
What?
Like the days where you're just not doing well.
Yeah, no, that's normal, bro.
Fuck, my dad has not been working.
Oh, it's working now. Thank God.
Yeah, bro, so they say like,
oh, let me message Joao right now.
Yo.
I fell asleep in the changing room.
Boss, what I'm saying, bro, like, the vlog...
I'm so funny.
The vlog moves, like...
I like your nails.
Oh, thank you.
Did you just get them done?
What were you doing at your appointment today?
Uh, oh, I was getting a facial.
And a massage.
You get massages?
No, it was my first time like this lady actually what's a facial like
She was like giving me like laser like skin treatment. Is that good?
But I don't know we'll see
My chance it's harder
Watch out for powder bro. My ass my chat stupid though. It was me giving her no, don't leave that one
Why would you read that? Why would you read that?
I fucking hate this chance of driving is retarded
Point the camera back to Ashley. We don't want a gun pointed at us
No, it's not even funny. Are you here?
Let's go
But we thought you fell asleep. Well look I
I
Sorry, bro, what I messaged you
Huh, I just I wanted to pay for it, but my message wouldn't go through remember my dad. I wasn't working. So what am I?
Damn, so now me and you are dripped out.
Can I ask you what do you want?
Nothing.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Why?
What do you mean?
What does that matter?
Well, it's like that.
It's any question.
Batter swapped?
Yeah.
What does that have?
Battery swap?
Are you gonna like, uh, stick it back to the tree?
Yes, of course.
Can I pop a battery swap?
You know what you wanna eat?
Battery swap?
Chat, battery swap, battery swap.
That was 13 seconds my chat said I'll reload time
I should love my chat bro.
All right.
You good?
Yep.
Okay.
Alright.
Now where do you want to go eat?
You're the one visiting.
Well also...
I feel like I need to buy you something.
Every time you look in your room or something or you go to use something, you'll remember
me.
I'm in Canada.
But you don't have to buy me anything though.
Well it doesn't have to be like...
Like can I just...
Okay you know what?
Let's go shopping.
Oh my god.
You want me to buy you a dog?
You should.
I want to buy you a dog.
I'll buy you a dog.
Yeah.
Don't buy me a dog.
Why?
Because you're gonna...
What?
What?
Huh?
What?
What?
That's supposed to mean, huh?
No, I'm just saying, like...
No, I'm too busy. Like, I can't take care of a dog.
Yeah, I know. I saw that.
Well, like, half super friendly, actually.
No, no, no. They actually get along.
It would be nice if they could get along, but I just know...
I don't have the time.
No, bro.
No, because sometimes my parents will go on vacation and they'll give me our family dog
to take care of.
And my dog, like, Loki abuses my cat.
And it's, like, really sad.
Your dog abuses your cat?
Yeah.
I mean...
But what are we doing right now?
I want to get some food.
All right.
I want to get some food.
Do you want to eat in the mall, or do you want to go to like an actual restaurant?
To be honest, bro, I don't know what my fat belly is like once.
What's that?
Interesting.
Huh?
Interesting.
What?
Interesting.
Okay.
Yeah, it's gonna be an actual restaurant, but don't they have something here?
There's a food court.
Huh?
Where's the food court?
I mean, I don't want to go to a full restaurant, bro.
I'm not sure I do all that.
We gotta be somewhere at 7.
Let's go to the food court then.
Yeah, I'll have to come down.
Second floor here.
Second floor.
Is this the food court?
Yeah.
Free.
It's time you start work today.
When did I start work?
No, what time do you start?
I can work whenever I want.
You know what I regret buying?
My iphone I wish I got the the max
I said
By her two towers like I'm gonna keep the fuck out bro
I feel like uh, I don't know man, I don't like Tesla's, I don't like Tesla's drivers.
You don't like Tesla's drivers?
You don't like drivers?
Only drivers everyone who drives the Tesla is like a terrible driver
That's a problem I
Was hit and run by a Tesla the first week I moved to LA
You believe that you end up finding him and like suit them
So
What hit and run means is I was hit and then they ran I
I did not find them you can't like head up with a camera spot and like snipe the license plate
No, so I pulled over and I thought that they were gonna follow me, you know be a good
Oh, they drove away and then they drove away
They were too far
We're there in 90s, but how big is this fucking mall?
This mall is actually so big, it's so big as mall is.
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, so the last time you saw your parents was at your brother's, not your brother's,
but is it your like...
Last time what?
The last time you saw your parents, didn't you see them at that one spot you went to?
You all met up at like the...
Oh, Vancouver?
Yeah.
No.
That was not a year ago, no?
No.
Were you flew into like your grandma's house or something?
Well, yeah, that low key might have been the last time I saw my dad.
I saw my mom in Korea, because she came with me.
How is Korea?
Is it nice?
Is it better, China or Korea?
Yes.
Yeah, I like China better.
Really?
China is the world number one.
What the...
No, but um...
What does that mean, China number one?
Korea is the world number one.
Korea is.
Korea is.
Korea is the world number one.
Yeah.
Korea is the world number one.
Korea's fine. It's just it's kind of boring.
Huh?
Korea's a little boring.
Oh, that smells pretty good though, in Hawaii.
Wow.
This is a good spot, bro.
I can smell it right away.
Like with this nose, this nose can smell a lot.
And I can tell this is a good spot.
No recording?
Turn it off here, turn it off.
No worries.
Hello.
Could we...
We'll take your most popular items.
Okay, can I get that, then, please?
Yeah, please.
What do you want?
Okay.
What do you want?
Sorry.
I can just order it for myself.
Sorry.
What do you mean?
I'm, like, building a bowl.
Yeah.
Oh, like, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm like building a bowl. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Can I get a bowl with your, um,
Yeah, can I get a bowl with your romaine lettuce and can I split that with the powder
greens?
Yeah.
Yeah, like, as it comes, yeah.
Thank you to of your hummus and yeah the traditional and then one of your tzatziki yeah
What's the battery at, do you have to like take off everything?
I'll have your grilled chicken.
And this, how long have you been live for?
Three hours.
That's fun. That's fun.
My chest is like I'm awkward though, am I awkward?
Let me ask my child, am I awkward?
Is that tomato in cucumber?
The tomato and onion?
Wow.
I don't know. Look at this. Tell us. Where's three? I don't know what three is.
Is it really?
Then can I do the feta on top?
And then that'll be it, yes.
Um...
Hmm...
Hmm...
Oh, have the yogurt down?
Are you really yawning on the job?
Really?
You're yawning on the job?
Genuinely, really?
Really?
Interesting, interesting.
Damn, what is that?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Damn, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, just water's fine.
Move, move, move, move.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Well, how much?
Two to two to two.
Yeah, Ash, it's...
No, but do you have a sparkling water?
Oh, we have a sparkling water to be as high.
No, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Thank you.
Can you hold this for a second?
Yeah.
Oh, it's fine. I got it. I got it. I think they're leaving. I think they're leaving over there.
I think they're leaving.
And then if you just eat here, no.
It's fully attached to another restaurant.
If you jump down here, you take fall damage?
Like, what's the fall damage rate that you take?
It's fine.
I'm leaving off chairs, though.
Yeah, you're literally right?
Yes, sure.
What happened?
What happened?
I thought you were like doing that.
Yeah, I wasn't though.
I wasn't, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I believe you.
What?
You don't believe me?
You too, bro. Take care.
See how they believe like, boy, they generally think like I'm cheating.
Which one's yours? So this one's both of ours, this is probably yours.
We'll use the bathroom.
They give us four?
You know how that, I got it.
I'm not a cheater bro, I promise.
Yeah, folks, please, yeah, folks.
Yeah, she got the mic.
Uh, can I get...
You can use this mic and talk to my family.
Yeah, one more.
What's up, guys?
Can't see you guys. I don't know who you guys are, where you guys are.
I can talk to you
I mean technically I did cheat when I was like 15 bro
This would never try this one
Guys let it go bro
Pretty good, pretty good
Sorry sir, sorry sir
Bro, everyone's calling me a cheater bro
I know
Like maybe back in the day bro
Look at LPR bro
It's not LPR bro, it's not L-BAT-T-R
I'm literally ranked one in multiple continents
Let's say I went shivered though
They said I want you to fucking is like Chipotle serbians
Support but why is it why is it like fast?
Oh, I'm you're not like this
But I'm the only I love it
He's just like a taco.
Isn't he's bad though?
Chat open up.
Are you really trying to feed my chat?
Who said you're allowed to feed my chat?
Let them starve.
No, we need to wait for him.
We need to wait for him.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's all I hope, bro.
Tell me we didn't even open it yet.
No, like close it, bro.
Tell me we didn't even open it.
All right, we didn't open it yet.
Can you wait?
You know we waited for you right you know we waited for you, right?
You know we waited for you right before you came?
I didn't open it yet. I think he opened it.
I opened mine. I didn't eat it.
That's so curious.
No. My parents told me that.
My parents taught me to never eat until everyone's ready at the dinner table.
That's nice.
They didn't teach you shit.
Oh shit.
Oh I shake mine. You don't have to.
I think it's more to say.
What did you order?
I don't know, but I don't like it.
That's not good.
No, no, it's not at all.
Your first experience at Calva should be a good one.
Really?
It does. It tastes like a...
No, it tastes very good actually.
Are you lying? You don't have to lie.
No, no, I just love, I just love.
Please don't lie.
No, no, I just love.
Okay.
What do you want?
I feel so bad for you.
You should put the camera down.
No, it's fine, I'm fine.
For what?
So what is your guys's favorite food?
Uh huh.
I'll take this.
Okay.
You gotta have steak.
How about you?
Straight steak?
Yeah.
Shouldn't enter that but we'll see.
I shouldn't have asked that.
You shouldn't answer that, but mine's steak.
I don't know what...
Why are we like...
Why are we talking about what our favorite food is, bro?
It's talking about what we want to be when we grow up.
Okay.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I want to be an astronaut.
Is that real?
Yeah.
You should start now.
I feel like I still got some time.
That's true, you're 21.
How do you I
Was just talking to Loki about this day Loki and noodle and yeah, what's up to my viewers?
I mean we're friends. You're not allowed to be friends of my viewers. Why?
I'm sure huh?
I'm good friends with them. What would you say anyway? We've been friends for so long actually I
Don't I saw a video of you guys like wake up. Yeah, we in Loki. That was so cute. Yeah, I
I saw her in my head.
I don't even know, my community is loving.
You know?
Like, my people end up like dating from my community.
Who's dating?
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
Oh, really?
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
Oh!
What?
Are they currently dating?
I don't know, I just know there's a lot of people in my community that date, but I just
can't say who they are, I can't listen, you know.
This name is weird because of the stream.
Really, that's how I know my community.
Are they dating like in real life or it's like e-dating?
No, I just said e-dating.
Oh.
That's so real guys, come on.
Is it real?
There's some honorable mentions that I won't drop, but like Liz, Alush, Jalad, I don't want to say the other one, but...
I don't want to air out private information, but there's like 10 couples.
It's quite a few.
a lot and then a lot of them like friends like you and low-key
Life sure is sweet mom. Hmm. Life sure is sweet
It's not what Drake said
I don't think so
How much money do you think you want to make a month to live good?
A hundred K a month is good
I'll get him.
Huh?
I'll grab him.
What was he doing?
I'll grab him.
No, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.
I'm so fucked up.
I just...
Oh my God, bro.
I owe a boyfriend.
What do you guys want water?
Water, water, water.
No, do you want anything though?
Let me get you something.
It's fine, it's fine.
Dude.
What are you going to do next?
for student foodie.
You know?
How would you open that door if you were holding three cups anywhere?
With my pinky with your pinky, yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna go chubby
Back it I know no, I think we actually need a jacket
Fuck
Oh, it's freezing.
Why do you say it like that?
It does get colder a little.
At this time of year.
Maybe I'll do it in a jacket then.
So what is the reason that you want to be an astronaut?
Astronaut?
I just feel like it would be cool to visit other planets.
We haven't accomplished that yet.
Do you believe we went to the moon?
There's significant scientific evidence for it.
There's no way we went to the moon.
You don't think so?
No.
They just did it again.
No, they went by the moon.
I don't know, really.
Landed, went by it.
I believe you went by it.
So bro, you think we actually landed on the moon?
Let me ask you a question.
What?
I forgot my question.
Give me one more.
Well, if a hundred years ago, if a hundred years ago we landed on the moon, why couldn't
we do them on the moon again?
Why did we only just go by it, like a month ago?
Their objectives were different, it also wasn't a hundred years ago.
What was it, like twenty years ago?
Okay, definitely not.
during the Cold War with Russia, or at that time the Soviet Union.
I don't know anything.
What was the Cold War?
Like the arms race, we were trying to out-compete Russia for space territory.
Wait, actually?
Like we were like racing with Russia.
So let me fake that.
To...
How did we come to that conclusion?
No.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
That is actually the commitment.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I would say I had the same education on ironically as a grade 9.
That's concerning.
It is concerning, but it's not my fault because COVID happened.
And when core happened, wait, what?
Someone in the chat said core, bro.
COVID happened.
What happened?
COVID happened.
And when COVID happened,
I just started smoking a lot of weed.
So then I stopped paying attention to my online classes.
Like sometimes I'd turn on my online classes
and play like Minecraft or like Roblox
or like Rust or Call of Duty.
And I never focused again after that.
And then I never went to college.
So the last time I actually went to school was grade nine,
which is junior year.
That's not right.
Uh-uh.
Freshman.
Right.
You don't ever want to go back to school, or just like learn specific skills that you feel like you're lacking?
No, really.
Do I read?
Yeah, I read lots of books, actually.
Oh, really?
A lot.
Like what?
Um, I read this book not too long ago, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was,
That was a long time ago though, the Great Gatsby.
The Great Gatsby was really good.
Atomic habits is a good one.
You ready to read that one?
That was a really good one.
Ego is my enemy is a really good one.
I've made two laws of powers, a really, really good one.
Yeah, I love you.
I don't really read.
So I was lying?
I read like philosophy,
but I wouldn't really count that as like books.
It's more...
What is philosophy?
What does philosophy mean?
Like velocity?
Philosophy.
Yeah, but what is philosophy?
Like the dinosaurs?
Like gravity?
No, it's a study of how...
Well, there's various different sub-sets of philosophy.
So, like, give me, like, one.
One of them is, like, ethics.
What is ethics?
Ethics morals?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what it means to be a moral person, how you define morality.
Like if you die, you die?
No.
What does morality mean? Or is that mortality?
That's mortality. Morality is just like what it means to be like a good person.
You know like the trolley problem?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's an issue of ethics.
And then there's other sub-sex epistemology,
which is the study of knowledge
and whether or not we actually know things.
So are we like AI, is that what you're saying?
No, it's like, how do you know that everything
around you right now is actually being experienced
by other people and you're not just hallucinating?
I feel that it's impossible.
why because you're real you don't know that yeah I do I mean I grew up with this
guy that doesn't mean anything
stop stop all I give me anxiety one below the anxiety anxiety anxiety anxiety
the anxiety, anxiety.
It's very interesting to think about.
What's your personal take?
What's your biggest one?
Biggest or like a hot take?
What's your personal take?
What is something you're intrigued in?
I don't think there's like a universal ethical code like we don't need to be nice
to be asked for.
Okay, like, you know, for example, like in certain cultures, there was, there was like
a one piece of literature, I was talking about one of these philosophers was studying an
indigenous tribe, and I think one, one of the polls, I don't remember.
But because they had so little resources, they had to kill their babies.
because they couldn't afford to travel with them.
Like they didn't have enough food, right?
But if I were to do that in the U.S.,
if I just like killed my child, I would get arrested.
I would go to jail.
But in their situation, it's like-
What the fuck are you like studying now?
It's interesting, right?
Like in different situations,
it's more acceptable to do certain things
like murder children.
Oh
What is happening?
Dude whoa, I'm not saying we should murder children. I'm saying
No, we're in public. We are in public area. It's a serious conversation
When you get banned for what you're saying
What does she kill babies
I wish I killed babies.
I wish what?
I like...
The world is just a world.
Like nature just happens.
And it's like, it's not really any right or wrong.
It's just like, it's all in the mind.
It doesn't mean that like, you should do something better.
It's not like that...
I don't know.
Can we talk about like more simple stuff?
You get into male, bro.
I'm just saying, the fact that we've been at half-dash,
and we just have no free will,
I mean, you're just like robots.
There was...
I mean, I think there's definitely like...
I think there's definitely like bad...
The fact that we can do it, but we choose not to,
to practice is the ethic of moral so I'm trying to say is I'm trying to say is on
a more simple topic a more simple topic a more simple topic on a more simple topic
I'm going to finish that sentence.
Sorry, on a more simple topic, basically, do you think time travel is ever going to be
a thing?
That's more my level type of conversation, I want to be honest.
No.
You don't think it's possible?
It's ever time travel?
Yeah.
It's no number.
Appreciate you both.
Thank you.
So, what were you saying?
Yeah, you don't think child travel will ever happen?
Ever?
I mean, unless, unless we're able to, like, you know, we're able to, like, you know,
unless we're able to like disassemble ourselves,
no like that, no I don't think so because we're comprised of molecules that exist in
like our current- but what if like they ever figure out a way to copy every single type of
molecule and then fund a molecule to another molecule and then like copy and paste the molecules
It's different locations.
What does that have to do with time travel?
Because if you were to copy your molecule
of every single atom in this atom to the exact pixel
and formulate it in another location,
would you not just be getting consciousness over this?
Another location is not time travel, though.
Oh, I was talking about teleportation.
Yeah, sorry.
I don't know, I'm not smart enough to...
I don't know.
I wanna say no.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
I don't think so, huh?
You don't know?
No?
Huh? Why did you not eat your food?
I don't have time to eat.
You don't have to eat?
You don't have to eat?
Do y'all think teleportation or time travel will ever happen?
I don't think so, if I'm gonna be honest.
It's getting cold though, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
What do you mean you're done?
I'm not going to be able to go.
Boy, you didn't even eat.
What do you mean you're done?
I'm full.
You want to pack it up?
She ate more than you.
And I can't pack it up, but she can eat the carrier.
That's the bad idea.
In terms of IRL knowledge, just champ and your copper game.
This is better balanced.
bro is that even mean bro it's cold I'm gonna need a jacket yeah I'm gonna
wear something it's pretty cold it's pretty cool bro
it's cold though do we have time to buy anything else now I need to wear
something real like hoodie or something to the spot know it into buying it
he's buying from like Zara or something you know I'm not gonna lie I like the
fit you picked we just need a jacket though can you help me pick a jacket
soon before we go
Jen you guys like why don't you buy the jacket because I mean I don't know why
Why didn't you buy it?
Chad said it was chopped.
It was chopped.
That's the way to run, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I didn't like it.
It didn't scream me.
It's fair.
Fist or jacket?
That's it.
And maybe something for you.
Maybe a great idea.
Why?
It doesn't have to be crazy.
no we're just friends bro we're friends how many likes ten thousand likes
That's bro.
Ten thousand deal.
Check it out.
Yo, how many likes for me?
How many likes for me?
I think sir.
I love your man.
Five thousand.
I watch you bro.
Thank you.
Don't worry bro.
Have to be over.
Alright, we gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
We gotta get out of here.
Oh my god.
You wanna take everything?
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yeah, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
This is some shit.
This is some shit I live on.
This is some other shit.
We gotta go.
This is some LA stuff, I'm not used to.
You gotta cut.
No, but why not?
You're not meeting your friends out in Windsor?
I'll hold it for you.
No, I do, but I love them.
Children.
That's your fan base.
No, I love, I actually love kids.
Okay, well, you're actually weird.
No, you're actually weird, you're actually weird.
Okay, we gotta go. What's going on, brother?
Run. We're already muted. We're muted. I'm mixed muted.
Okay, okay, yes, yes.
Who even is that? Is that you? Who then is TJR?
TJR, we know who TJR is.
How do we mute Mike? He's even bossing you out.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
TJR is on Twitch!
TJR is on Twitch!
How do we mute Mike, boss?
How do we do Mike?
He changed her to make it to the 8-O instead of the 3-O
I...
We're gonna be harassed, help!
He changed her to make it to the 3-O
BOOM!
No, no, actually, actually, chill out, chill out
Chill, chill, actually, chill, chill, chill, chill
He changed her to make it to the 3-O
Just chill, chill
He just shot out
We already did it a thousand times
No, no, he's serious, he's serious, he's serious
Yo, yo, yo, yo
He changed her to make it to the 3-O
Say, where's the new mic?
TJ intermuse on tiktok! TJ intermuse on tiktok! TJ intermuse on tiktok!
I see, is it that?
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Oh my god!
Oh my god
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like actually bruh
someone said he got banned
someone said he got banned
his twitch got banned
actually he got banned
He got the bin on the switch, so he got the bin.
Wait, look up his account?
Not really, look it up. Everyone say he got bin on the switch.
He looks so funny.
UConn, bro. WConn.
Oh, I wanted the jacket. We weren't even done.
Just go to Zaka.
Where's Zaka?
It's at UConn.
Really?
Yeah.
I mean like what are you even doing?
It's just, this is a child.
Yeah, true. I mean, like, what do you do though at that? Like, what do you do?
Like, you can't do anything. You can't, like, yeah, you can't do anything.
So I know you did the right thing. I know you did the best thing we could have done.
Chat, like, realistically there, what do we do?
Imagine just Instaband, Instajill.
Just mute? I mean, I try. Chat, if I press this button, am I muted?
Yeah, you guys should press the button.
We did.
Yeah, we did.
Oh, the presser's button will click.
Oh, the data's faster.
How do I, what do you want me to do?
How do I press it?
Well, how do you do it?
How do you do it?
Have you seen it?
Yeah, have you seen it?
Yeah, have you seen it?
You want to check if it's clear?
Yeah, well, that was, you see, like, the entire time.
I can check.
I'm muted right now.
Can y'all hear me?
Like, if I put the thing next to me,
can you guys hear me?
There's a mic out in there.
I'll be here with the camera on the mic.
I don't really make it so, like, I can go back to my...
I
Never knew it does mute it just no no like if anyone needs to know I don't know is there a button for
Cuz
Yeah, I just pressed it I pressed it and I like gave them a some more
Huh, yeah
No, I'm just saying like how do you mute it for next time if we ever knew it doesn't work
Is there a button from your end?
There might be a button. I don't know about it.
There should be a button.
Is there probably no way to do it?
There's got to be a way to mute.
Why would there not be a way to mute?
I thought this has to be the button to mute.
We'll just click the power button.
how you stop so you know what's in unit we're using that turn off the entire
Mike. Yeah. Yeah.
Do we want gum? Please.
Five.
I'm like the gum and mint supplier right now with people.
Who wants a bad breath?
I'm trying to...
This is my worst nightmare.
It's not me having bad breath, but hanging out with someone who has bad breath, and I don't have them on me to give to them.
And I just have to sit there, and feel it waft over.
What do you mean? Oh, if someone has bad breath?
If someone has bad breath?
Okay, wait.
Yeah, had bad breath?
No.
Okay, thank god.
I would have...
Good.
Yeah well what a way to what a way to end the shopping stream segment Wow it's
cold too bro I need something to wear it's cold here imagine you're like the
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think I stood his arm.
It's the best option I've ever had.
Really?
Yeah.
It really is a very nice hotel.
No, I heard you sorry like I actually I don't know if I'm the only one like this bro, but I dissociate a lot a
Lot is that like only me?
Like I'll be having a conversation, but I like actually just like
I'll dissociate
Yeah, that's pretty sad.
I think there's association in someone, huh?
How close is Zara? Are you actually like close close?
It's like three minutes.
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
It is called.
I'm trying to think if I have anything for my overtop, but I really don't.
What did Sena say?
Him chewing that gum is pissing me off.
I guess there anything?
39 minutes?
Yep.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean 30 minutes?
What do you mean 40 minutes?
What are you doing?
What?
You drove 40 minutes here?
Mm-mm.
But it's peak traffic hour now.
Oh, wow, good.
40 minutes.
I told you.
All right, chat.
So, I mean, now that we're stuck in this car, all three together, like, I mean, what do
we just, like, play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Like, what do we do here to pass the time, guys?
It's pretty good in the chat.
Yeah, wait.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Are you speaking Arabic?
Yes, I am.
Wow, really?
Where are you from?
I'm from Sudan.
Sudan?
Yes.
And you live here?
More than 10 years.
Really?
I knew, not like you. You might be born here, yes?
No, I was... I live in Canada.
I live in Canada, but I came here because we're filming a Netflix documentary.
And so we're just kind of, like, you know, making sure that we have all the information,
the velocity of the planned RV Los Angeles LA tour.
Oh, okay. But you look from Syria and Lebanon.
Lebanon.
Yeah, you see?
Yeah, Lebanese, yeah.
Why is sin a-typing Ibn?
How do you like L.A.?
Is L.A. good?
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry.
I think it's because you're late.
L.A.
You know what?
It's amazing.
It's wonderful.
But the problem is the life here is hard.
Every success.
Oh, my God, yes.
I'm going to work out every day.
Every day.
Yeah, LA is expensive, you know, I tried to buy breakfast today, it was like $100 for eggs.
I don't know what they make in eggs these days, but.
Well I swear to God, well I paid $100 for me and Jawad's breakfast today.
Do you even want to know where I'll tell the exact name of my Uber, my last Uber?
Well, I can't check.
Well, on my maps.
Moon, Larks, Dynan. Dynan.
On Broadway.
That's what I've ever heard of them.
That's what I was saying. I just used to have breakfast places near me.
You really?
Kason's calling.
Hey, what's going on Kason? How are you brother?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
I received your text last time about the flowers you wanted to give for Ashley.
I think what's your name, right?
Yes, yes.
Are they coming yet?
What's the ET on that, bro?
They will get in most likely tomorrow.
I'm very sorry for the delay.
I know you ordered a dozen red roses.
We're going to throw in another dozen.
I just want to say I apologize.
I know the flowers you ordered for your mother.
Last week came it on time, this one I'm very sorry.
No, it's all good bro, case on, hey man, listen bro, you can also keep the tip, I don't even, like, don't feel that you need to take away the tip just cause it's late bro, honestly.
You could add 15 more percent on top of whatever I gave you two on top of that.
Really?
Yeah bro, of course man, I like giving bro.
No worries bro, no worries, don't stress bro, don't stress and yeah bro, don't stress bro, thank you for the heads up though, I appreciate it man.
Anytime, take it easy, okay?
Take care brother, take care, thank you.
Take care, take care.
So I didn't really want to like, I didn't want you to find out that I was going to get you roses like that, but yeah, I actually did order you some roses.
Oh, that's so nice.
Thank you. I think they're going to arrive tomorrow, though.
No.
Which I hope you're not upset about.
No, I'm not upset. I just don't know why I'm going to put them.
Well, maybe like in your living room, in your new house that you just got?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, who's K-Son?
Um, I mean, he's like a very, he like works at a flower shop on Broadway.
Why is he calling you on Discord?
I have his Discord.
Discord.
Uh-huh.
Secure why?
It's, I don't give my number out because I'm super famous, so I have to get my
Discord's open.
Let's see.
Alright, what's up?
Telegram?
Signal?
I won't give you a-
Hey, what's going on Senna?
How are you?
Hey, hey, I just wanted to let you know.
I want to read your-
Yeah, I can hear you. What's up, Senna? How are you?
I just wanted to let you know that your tests came back and they are negative. You do not have AIDS.
But you did come back with Chlamydia, Hepatitis B, pretty much like all the other stuff that you do have all that other stuff.
Um, so I don't know why you're telling me this information by non-speaker.
Yeah, and also your other baby mama, Ashley, um, you know what the Ashley that you brought
me here with, but a different Ashley, I know you like what Ashley's, um, she did say that
you need to send it over to child sports, I think, go ahead and get that sent over right
away.
Uh, like anything else? Like, I mean, like, is there a little bit anything else you want to say, Mai, as well?
Um, also, you're a fan for Morsics.
Alright.
Alright, I'm gonna go home.
Alright.
She was just trolling, by the way.
No, just jokes. I don't know why she thought that was funny, but...
Well, yeah.
I might want to go see the doctor.
Yeah, I swear to God, I swear to everything I love.
One second, actually, K-Song's calling.
Oh.
Hey, what's going on, K-Song? How are you, bro?
Hey, how's it going? This is Mike from Seize Candies.
You ordered a dozen chocolates.
Oh, Mike.
Well, Mike, I was wondering where that's Mike, where, but where are they, bro?
It was back ordered, sir.
We got your caramel and the dark chocolate is one of the white chocolate.
Just give me a good postal code, sir. We can get that over to you immediately.
Sounds good. I'll text you via WhatsApp.
I'll text you via WhatsApp, the postal code, and please, man, make sure it's on time.
No, that's actually that's a perfect no. Thank you very much Mike. I appreciate you
I don't know what's going on. Actually I really don't know what's happening.
It's not a good time to say that.
Oh it's not, I can send it, I actually call him.
Hey what's going on, Senna? How are you, Senna? How are you?
before you go.
I do want to also say your card did decline
when you were trying to pay your hospital bill.
And also we tried to run for a minimal charge
to make sure of the right card and it declined again.
That was off of the 10 cent charge.
So I'm not sure if you're like broke or something,
but if you need to get like on a good Rx plan
or anything like that to possibly help you pay your bills,
just let me know and I'm more than welcome to do that.
I don't think I don't
Give me one moment actually just getting getting another call. I mean just give me one moment. Hey, what's going on brother? How are you?
Hey, what's going on John, what's going on brother? How are you John?
Uh, 40-carat diamond ring that you ordered, sir, for Ashley.
Uh, we'll be there tomorrow, or, uh, would you like a note for that?
Yes, please. Actually, I'd love a note with that.
Go ahead, sir. What would you like to note? What would you like to note today?
For my beautiful future wife.
Absolutely.
Alright, sir. We'll make sure we have that for you. Uh, would you like to have any more carrots?
No, I think that's enough, but please, leave yourself a nice tip.
Okay, okay. Thank you so much, so you have a wonderful night.
You too, have an amazing night, John. Appreciate you.
Wow, guys, this life sure is beautiful, huh?
Oh, okay, let's get it one more call,
I'll get it one more right here.
Oh, hey, what's going on?
Excuse me, Muda?
You better not be with that bitch, okay?
Let me tell you something.
I have our son here sitting here waiting for you
to pay his child support and you're not even paying.
Who the fuck are you with right now?
Are you fucking serious?
No, don't go silent on me.
Just because you got age
and all of a sudden you wanna walk out of this family,
got nothing to do with me.
Hand the phone to that bitch.
I wanna talk to her.
Who the fuck are you with right now?
This is my uh, we're just friends. I promise. I don't want it
Listen, I'm just gonna let you know that right now if he's saying he has a diamond ring that shit is from Dollar General
Okay, he knocked me up when I was one month in it and then he went and mess with another whole name Ashley and got AIDS
So I wouldn't even recommend that you you you get with him keep it friends. You know what I mean? Yeah
Now, can you hand the phone back to his trash ass please for just a second?
Muda speaking, hello?
I did as he did, I hope you got it.
Your life is so hard.
You know, it's just, it's kind of, you know, it's kind of interesting.
There's a lot of people you know like they just don't want to see me win sometimes, you know
Excuse me
Hey, what's going on Nicholas? How are you?
Hey, give me give me one second actually hold on yo add that dumb fucking bitch hold on a second give me a second
Yep
You want me to add her?
Yeah, yeah put her in here put her in here
Alright I'm gonna go ahead and add her give me one moment here
Alright, I added her. Give her a moment. She's going to take a second to join.
Actually, I don't know how to add people in. Actually, here it is. Alright, there you go.
Your life, Senna, please, he'll maybe just not have any...
Actually, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, you look gorgeous, by the way.
Oh, thank you.
He's a great fucking guy, Ashley. He's a great f-
Also, this isn't- we're speaking in GTA terms, of course, not in real life.
Listen, um...
He's a great guy. He's a- he's a fantastic guy.
You know, sure, right?
Yeah, here's the thing. I will vouch for him.
He is maybe a little chopped, and by a little, I mean a lot,
and, you know, probably a little awkward,
awkward, but at the end of the day he has a big heart and that's what matters.
Good, you see it, you see how I just checked you and you actually listened to good job,
good bitch, fuck you Senna, you're gonna have a great fucking rest of your life.
So basically what they were trying to say was I'm very romantic, I may be awkward,
and I may have a little big nose, but I'm a good dude,
you know, I order you some flowers, order you some chocolate, order you some nice rings.
Sorry, me? This is not another Ashley?
No, this is you.
Oh.
Sinna is probably just jealous that I'm on a date with you right now.
This is a date?
Um, I thought we were just hanging out.
Well, I mean, I guess this was kind of our first, I guess you could say it was a hangout,
But like, you know, in my terms it was a little small date, but in your perspective, maybe
it was just different.
You know?
I should have clarified that before.
I mean, would you be upset if it wasn't a first date, a small date?
I'm really, I'm really looking at that right now.
I'm also undateable.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm really, really looking for anything right now.
I'm also undateable.
Well, I mean, good thing we're just friends, right?
Yeah.
Interesting.
Where is the Arab bridge?
Arab what?
Arab bridge.
Covering the desert?
Yeah.
You don't think there's a beach?
No.
No, in Tungjawa's, are you married?
Ah.
Really?
No.
And how long have you been married for?
Oh, 22 years.
Do you love her?
Yeah, so much.
Really?
How did you know she was the one?
What means?
How did you know she was the one to marry?
How to meet her, you mean?
Yeah, like how did you ask her like on a date?
How did you know that you wanted to marry your wife?
How did you know she was the right girl?
I see the same idea in my mind, in our mind, the same, to discuss anything we agree for, anything we discuss about it.
I know, because I'd like to say that to Marina.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't have to make this awkward.
No, I'm just, you know, looking at the sky. It's very beautiful.
I just never realized how much clouds there were in the sky when I look up.
I think LA has like different skies than I have back in Canada.
Uh-huh.
What are you going to do about your AIDS situation?
I think that's more pressing.
See, that was just a joke.
Of course I don't have AIDS.
But never.
You know, I'm actually still a virgin.
Ah.
So the story about what was it behind?
A diner?
Two more.
Two more ends, two more ends out, that was fake.
Okay, you're coming.
Uh-huh.
I
My shirt is beautiful guys, right
So
Yeah, interesting. Interesting.
So, uh,
LA, sure is beautiful.
In K-Town now, approaching my old apartment.
Yeah, old apartment. How'd you like that?
It's fine. My car got broken in too.
When I was there,
They refused to check the security camera footage.
It was a nice apartment.
Really? It was nice?
Uh-huh.
You liked it?
I like my current place a lot better.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Nice.
Interesting.
Yeah. Why that interesting?
Well, I just, you know, he's very happy to see you grow as a human being.
see you achieve more, go into different work fields
and achieve more, and you know.
Thank you.
And you know, it just makes me happy seeing you happy.
Thank you.
All right, of course.
That means a lot to me.
Of course.
Of course.
So what is your next career goal?
Killing myself.
Whoa.
What?
And GTA, obviously.
Obviously.
Are you OK?
Yeah, why would I not be OK?
I love LA.
L.A. is honestly beautiful.
Are you a very emotional guy?
No, not at all.
Why would you think that?
I'm a very type of guy, you know, likes honesty.
And, yeah.
So what's your guys' favorite color?
Um, you know red because it's the color of blood.
And kind of what happens when you get shot or something.
What are you drawing?
Honestly red, but like curved with anything.
Oh, what's your name?
I don't know, it's like color.
Interesting.
Blood?
Yeah guys, you know, car wash, when was that time you got car washes?
It's been a little while I've been here, it's been my kind of college.
Sir do you mind if I put some music on my phone?
Yeah, of course.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Uh...
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
The plus sign, yeah?
Thank you.
Oh, device cannot be added while driving.
That's fine.
No, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'm just gonna play the music for my phone.
No, no, it's okay. It's okay. It really is. It's okay. I don't even worry
Well Ashley, thank you so much for your time by the way.
Glad to.
No, seriously I don't think I would have been able to pick those clothes out that you picked
out for me.
I'm glad I was able to help with something useful.
What do you mean?
No, I'm just like, I don't know.
I'm very, very, very deep.
What?
Oh, what I said?
Yeah, I just, I liked that you picked up,
you know, you could have done a million things today,
but you came along and like helped.
I suppose I helped, happy to help.
Thank you.
Yeah, anytime.
Chase Bank.
Is Chase Bank, uh, Good Bank?
Um, yeah.
Guys, this is not scripted, by the way.
I promise.
I wish it was, but to be honest, I think this is the first time I actually wanted to come
to the Descripted.
I don't even know why you said that, I wish, why would you even, that makes it even worse
now?
I could be a not left it at the script part.
Nice.
You did script it, I lied.
Thank you.
So anyway, on to the topics.
Is my nose really big in person?
Like, does it look as big as it would look like on stream?
So it's about the same?
Interesting.
I think there is a little bit of lens distortion.
Oh, so it's not that big.
Well, everyone looks different in person.
True.
Yeah.
Once everyone's a favorite car.
What are you actually?
My car that I've driven or like dream car. Yeah, like it's your like favorite car. They give you a dream car
Has been your car
Interesting
No, how's your car? Oh my car is cool
Actually
That's pretty cool
It's not a GT3 RS, but it's, you know, it's an M3 competition.
Yeah, I'm aware.
But it's, yeah, you know what, driving from point A to point B.
It's a nice car.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I've told you that before.
Yeah, you know, it's just nice to be reminded sometimes.
Yeah.
Well, you ended up modding it?
I just put a titanium exhaust on it, what else, a bit of titanium exhaust, I can't
remember.
No, that's pretty much it though, no mud, no mud.
Yeah.
Did it come with a lip?
A lip, what is a lip?
Yeah.
Like a front bumper, oh no, you also put that grille.
Oh, I mean, I bought a carbon grill front lip. No, I didn't buy a front lip. I have one though. I have one, but I didn't even put it on
Yeah
What
Well, long drives in LA, huh?
It's, uh, LA.
Are you still living in the same house?
Yeah.
But, uh, I'm feeling from a new house because actually some people came and took a look at
my house and they bought it.
So, uh...
They bought it?
someone bought my house. So my lease is done in two weeks.
So what are you going to do? Find one.
I'll just kick it with my brother. Are you there for the garage streams?
Yeah, I was. Probably just going back there.
Interesting. I remember this is one day you were playing really badly
and you were blaming it on carbon monoxide
because your car was right behind you.
It's a little thing.
I was so happy.
Okay.
Yeah, so, yeah, I just, I gotta, I gotta get some, you know, I gotta get a new house, but I don't have one.
Hopefully I find one.
And, uh, yeah, but instead I'm in LA going over to my friend's birthday party.
No?
I mean, the chair on could be pretty cute.
Oh, what does this message mean? You make her laugh? W. Jester?
I don't know what that means.
Don't worry about it.
Really?
Oh.
Mm.
Ah.
Yeah, I wish that about six minutes of life.
You want me to Uber you wouldn't need a guy?
It's cold.
It's fine.
I think I should give it to you.
You sure?
I really think it's okay.
Your positive?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's gonna be a good one.
Yeah, it's just cold though, no?
I don't know how I've been walking.
I mean, as long as it makes you comfortable,
I don't wanna make you uncomfortable, you know?
It's okay.
All right, yeah.
You're gonna get a jacket.
Um...
Um...
I don't even know.
That's a really good question.
Should I get a Zara jacket?
What's the consensus?
It's that Jester saying it's just too beautiful
for this awkwardness, stick to gaming, you terrorist.
There's a lot, just cool messages about it.
It's probably going to be even colder in Cal classes.
I think so too.
It's in the hills.
I think, yeah.
I think the jacket is necessary.
But is Zara going to close?
Also, it's seven o'clock.
I mean, anyway, Jason told me to pull up 7-7-3, anyway.
Yeah, I think so. I'm gonna have to. It's too cold.
But where even is it?
Is it? I'll probably just find it on my own.
It's literally right next to me with all the stuff.
Yeah, it's awesome. Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Just counting the clouds.
Oh.
No.
You sure?
What?
No.
No, no.
What?
You sure?
Yes.
You can be honest, you don't have to lie.
No, I feel like life's good.
I'm in LA, how many times do I get to spend time?
It's probably the only time I'm ever going to see you in my entire life.
That's not sad.
Well, yeah.
At least I got to hang out with you.
It's pretty cool.
You're never going to see me in my life?
I mean, when am I going to see you?
I feel like there's plenty of opportunities really coming in.
Oh, I just saw you in China.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I just saw you in China.
What we'll do in China?
Can you just go get ice cream?
I was going to try not to actually do it.
I'm just going to be in Shanghai.
Oh, I don't know anything about China.
I need to figure out...
I need to figure out...
There's just so much to figure out right now.
With China.
Cause I don't even know if you're allowed to, are you allowed to stream in China bro?
It's speed not spending a lot of money.
Yeah but I think he was, there's a certain spot you're allowed to stream from cause I'm
pretty sure Twitch is banned in China.
Oh is it?
I don't know.
Oh, wait, really?
Where?
there oh that no no okay I mean yeah can you see can you see yeah yeah please
yeah fuck yeah yeah cuz oh my gosh she died close okay thank you take care about drive
Safe. Yep.
Thank you.
Okay.
Oh, you like it.
Take care, brother. Drive safe. Yeah.
Zara?
Yeah, let's go get your jacket.
Yeah.
Isn't this way?
Uh, yes.
Another night kid comes out of nowhere.
Holy fuck.
I'm a fucking scooter.
Follow me, follow me, follow me.
Second account.
Do you want me to hold that for you?
I'll hold it for you.
I'll hold it for you.
No, no, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
Just hold it for me.
Why?
You're holding through other bags.
I don't know.
I'll hold it for you.
OK.
Thank you.
So, Jwad, uh...
Now, what do you think of your streamer?
He's awesome.
Thank you, Rob.
Is this your full-time job, Jwad?
No.
It's actually unemployed.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
But...but he comes...
Wait, where the fuck is he?
He makes enough money.
It's this way.
It's not this way.
He had so many hunks in him.
I mean, that's where we came from. We just came from there, no?
That was a parking lot.
Come on.
I'm pretty sure it's down there.
Can we have a sweater at home?
Have that blue one the blue maybe one
But that doesn't match my outfit at all. Well, maybe it does
No, it does I have enough to have a sweater. I have a sweater. I do. I swear to God
Actually, yeah, I have a blue
quarter zip
I have a blue polo quarter zip
Okay, and if that white shirt I believe it on top
And I didn't...
Yeah!
Okay, uh...
What? Why do you bolt your eyes like that?
You just randomly stopped talking.
What happened? You know, I don't know, I think I just have a...
You changed out before the car accident.
Well, I think I got harassed by seven guys screaming,
Screaming fall, they're pushing to fuck for 30 minutes straight.
You know, I think it changed me.
Are you sure you don't want to order you an Uber or anything?
I swear, like, I'm literally fine.
Because I don't know how dangerous LA is, bro.
I'm just gonna cross the street and then walk like seven minutes from home.
And hug you? Do I have permission to hug you?
Yeah, that's fine.
Wait, it made it so awkward.
Okay, have fun. Have fun at your party. Thank you. Thank you for your time. You're welcome.
You're so welcome. Thank you.
What are you doing? Thank you. Take care. Actually, take care.
Let me know if anything happened. Are you sure you don't need anything?
Okay. Touch me when you get home, please.
All right. Bye. Take care. It was nice meeting you.
You know, my entire life, 21 years living on this planet, I don't think I've ever wanted
to kill myself for more of GTA.
Life sure is great.
Life sure is great.
sure is good.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Not at all.
I own this building. You understand me? I own this building.
Wow.
the most kids were quick oh wait it's double audio right now I mean low key
it's okay for a cold bro no one does the fuck about you though
We can buy you one.
It's off. It's off. It's off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, really.
What's the 20?
The camera?
Yeah.
Oh, it's a 62 look at the charger line.
Huh?
Yeah.
How do we hide it much time?
Oh.
We can charge everything at the same time, but just time.
Serving a good plan.
What?
Maybe you can build a gas station or we're going to have time to do that.
No, no, we need to go to the party, I said no.
What are we doing?
What's the time?
You have five more batteries.
What does serving other dick mean?
I'm not sure what it is, but I don't know.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Put the camera on.
Everything's on your feet.
I think he can process long the same charge with the goper centers.
I mean, Jason's definitely...
I mean, you can't, but it's fun not to charge that much.
Oh
I'm gonna jump in the shower anyway
I think I'm gonna bring a bag
Huh?
It just leaked everything.
Uh, I don't know.
You have like two bags here?
No, I'm just gonna have my backpack and then like grab like maybe some, cause I don't know if the pool is done.
Which I hope it is, but even if it is, it's fucking freezing outside, okay?
Back at the crib.
I hit the crib and I'm depressed.
What do you mean low key?
It's also the box in the empty and I'm empty.
Full?
Full.
Just be weird.
Alright.
I'm just swapping my Mac.
You gotta go for it.
What do you mean, her bag?
What do you mean her bag? What are you guys saying?
Don't listen to them. They're lying.
They got us good, bro.
Those kids got us good, bro.
They got us good, bro.
I saw the, I saw it bro, I saw it.
I saw the video bro, what the fuck bro.
They made a video walla. Yeah, they fucking they
Bro, they they they they got us good, bro. Oh god, they got us good, bro
Chatted they apparently they like they strings type Jason before too and Ron is that true?
Jesus
What was it pissing you off bro? I tried to do like I tried to do everything in a logical manner
Like I couldn't really do anything logically bro
Like what could I do there logically?
Um, I think I'm gonna jump in the shower and then we go
How long do you think it will take to charge everything?
I mean, what do we need to charge the most importantly?
We don't need cameras, okay, might as well charge them, but we're gonna be good on camera quality
It's not a camera batteries are not gonna die. We have four
We have four in total
Holy shit
I'm just going to go through the top of the screen and I'll put it out.
Take a piss, shower, and just go.
Traffic is going to be big soon. Hurry up and leave.
No, no, no. It's going to get worse up front there.
Nobody pulled up yet. You did. Okay, so I mean we're not late, but
Alright, chat. Listen, Duvod, could you like talk to my shoe? I think a quick, quick, quick shower.
I don't think so, bro, please.
Do you see?
Don't do anything, please.
Because I don't want you to leak, so just talk to them.
Don't talk to me like this, please.
Is there any charging?
I think it's the charge.
Yes, charging.
Jason, they have a lot of power links.
They do?
Yeah, hopefully.
I mean, a billion percent.
Not many charges with the camera, but then.
Okay, you're gonna change outfits too, is your outfit okay?
Yeah, I don't know.
I look like blue school, but it's fine.
It's not about that.
Um, hey guys, beta beta.
Namaste, namaste.
Jawad have sex with me.
Um, so what's up guys?
I don't know.
I was thinking I should shake, like I should shake
because look here, I don't know.
I don't know if I look good with a beard
That should go like clean shaving like be like younger guy. So I believe twice every health hostage
So mood of the shower so mood in the shower
Low-key
I have a I have what the heck this guy is just a target so guys um how's life
guys I don't know I don't really guys thought I don't want to talk to you guys
how much you know I'm kind of like kind of a guy behind the camera I'm like the
the weeb. Show us Muda's penis. What the fuck are you guys fucking saying, bro? I mean,
Look at you play chess.
Sorry sir.
Y'all related you look like.
We're not related, but we come from the same block.
Genetically.
What do you mean genetically?
What do you mean?
Oh.
Your nose is smaller.
your jubanese
what do you think about the ashi segment honestly I was like quiet
I was like
bro that was actually funny bro when kason and sinu was calling
I was like this is so content guys this is gonna be like 10,000 ticktocks lowkey
that's pretty good content I was like damn lowkey smurfed
I don't know.
I will speak a great language.
I speak Chinese.
Do you speak Chinese?
Do you have a Chinese here?
Do you have a Chinese here?
I don't know what to say.
I don't understand.
I don't know what to say.
I am talking on the Internet.
I don't know what to say.
I love you.
I love you all. I want to go to China and I want to get a new born Chinese person.
He was actually talking Chinese.
Yes, I will definitely speak Chinese. I will definitely speak Chinese for three years.
I won't speak a lot, but I can speak a little bit.
So how are you guys doing? How are you guys doing?
I
Want to go back home
It looks like chess bro looking the best chest on the web. He said not leak anything
We see I don't leak anything chest chest calm chest calm as you know some I'm a master chest there right
You know Magnus Carlson like gave birth to me right
play
How do you go full screen what is Mac bro, how do you even use a Mac book?
But what is this technology? What is this alien tech?
Like this? Play online? But what is it like to start game?
Start. I'm a tournament player. Oh my god, can I just be a guest? Oh my god, I don't want to fucking sign up.
play as guest, play as guest.
Okay, MacBooks are shit, I can't play chess.
Wait, how do you open, what the heck's happening?
Bro, I'm sorry, sorry guys.
You look like a caveman. I don't think Magnus is juvenilis.
I don't know,
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do. I'm not really streaming guys, I don't
stream
I'm trying to think actually shave because Loki like this in your little clean shit. Let's imagine. So this will be clean shave
Is it good?
But it doesn't look I have a fucking
Don't shave it keep the beard brother
Well-kept a woman into to be honest, bro
I don't even know man like I didn't want to like I don't even want to smash
I just want a wife, bro. Like some that sometimes I'm in my bed
I'm just like I'm just hugging like my stuff the animal. I'm just like kiss him
I love you come on like I know I wish it was real bro. I don't know sometimes just lonely, bro
Like I didn't want to like bro. I just want to cuddle there. I don't know
Yeah, low key I'm TMI TMI TMI TMI
Joad are you gay you know I'm gay for girls bro the thing is if I was a girl
bro if I was a girl I'd be like I think I'd be gay bro I'm not gonna lie like I
don't know why girls aren't gay it's weird like how do you like guys
So why do you have the ADHD I don't know when I was younger I used to like jump around
and like do like front flips and shit and I didn't do front flips I did the cartwheels
it a lot of cartwheels when I was younger it was really nice yeah I did a lot of cartwheels
are you Egyptian or Lebanese you know I wish I was Egyptian but imagine being Egyptian
Imagine being in a civilization, Egyptian civilization, and like being a slave and carrying bricks and making pyramids.
Like, oh, that's just like, you probably feel powerful.
It's like, you probably feel like every single time you're holding a brick, you're probably feel like, yes, I'm doing something with my life.
I'm contributing to society, you know what I mean?
But like now, what do we have?
Like, what do we have?
As a society, what do we have?
AI is going to take over.
We're just going to be useless, bro.
We're really just going to be bums.
me bums you know we're just gonna literally just eat talkies we do we have
talkies here yeah I got talkies guys
talkies are good bro these talkies are good but I shit every time I eat them
wallah the need for your brand new ZM belly is the aliens that built the
permits so play a moggle should I play a moggle guys scared but what if they
flashed a penis and they get banned bro what if there's a moggle vote for a
dicks like you can see who has a bigger dick bro that's probably that's probably
meta like so much to make that
can you actually speak Chinese what was on gauze what's on gauze you man
I will speak Chinese because every time I speak Chinese, it's very hard.
I like you a lot because you are my family.
Really, I love you a lot.
But I only have one person. I don't have money, I don't have things.
We have a family, we have a girlfriend, we have things.
But you don't understand what I'm talking about.
You are not Chinese.
Chinese people here understand what I'm talking about, but I can speak Mandarin very well.
But I am, I am, I am, I don't speak Chinese, really, I'm fucking shit, I'm fucking shit at Chinese.
I've learned Chinese every single day, I'm trying to learn Chinese guys, it's not a fucking joke.
You think I'm joking, you think I'm joking, I want to be Chinese.
Whenever I look at a Chinese person and person, I'm like, man, I wish I was your son.
Like when I look at an elderly Chinese man, I wish I was your son.
And it's like, when you're just speaking Chinese to your son, you know,
I was in Costco the other day and this guy's like,
Xiyouxi, Xiyouxi, which means like, rest.
And he was like, his little son was in the...
Anyways, I saw this Chinese guy in Costco, and he was calling his son Xiyouxi,
which means basically, rest, bro.
And I was about to go fall asleep right then and there, just next to that son.
Um, yeah.
Are you in love with Chinese one?
I think Niu Xiang and Zhong Guan are very beautiful.
I want to marry them.
I want to marry them. They're very pretty.
That's what I said in Chinese.
Your Chinese is pretty good bro.
Thanks bro. It just actually means a lot.
I'm really shy when it says Chinese person.
Because I know I sound stupid to them.
Because they probably think I sound like a fucking, I don't know.
know like a why go around like I sound like a why go around you know you know
what a why go around is the foreigner they don't like foreigners in China bro
they don't actually do it to be honest actually like foreigners bro that's why
I love them brother because they love me they're actually very nice people bro
very nice they chung they chung you you're very friendly very friendly I'm
Chinese and I think you're good
What is this guy saying you're so talented you're such you have a big fucking cock can
I suck it?
No that's just a fake chat.
I learned from Muga.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Bye guys.
Bye guys.
These jeans are low key big they give me a big size an accident
Just need to give me like a big size on accident bro like low key I could take this fucking
shit off of my cough
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Oh, I see.
D'whore, come take a look at my face. Is this not good?
Actually, it looks good. That's the best I've ever seen in a while.
Actually, that's the best bet I've ever seen.
Yeah, I'm actually collect, eh?
Yeah, it's good.
Really?
Well, unfortunately, she never wants to see me again.
She's there, friend.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Let me tell myself.
Let's see.
Hey, I'm back.
move to how was the date?
What shoes are you waiting?
Stop, listen, these are my shoes.
So there's either gold, there's either two I can wear.
But I like these more.
I can either wear the Nike dunks or these, but I think the dunks are more formal
all right i'm gonna call the uber okay john
...
Hey, what's up?
every night was every day up every day batches the night up
oh god you should match it's like a ancient fuck fuck fuck
it's still a fuck month 28th up 1998 my family had to
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fix the shirt and back on bars where the first you had it
watch out i cut the camera
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Black with navy, what are we doing? I
Mean I
Don't have again. I know I don't know bro. I don't have a top bro
This is the only top color. I have I must I just go and get cold
Like I could just go with the white shirt instead of it
Cheshire I take the Navy off and just put on a
You're gonna take it off anyway like true like the second I get home to go
It's the shirt color
I don't have a jacket, Chad. I wish I did. I mean, I have so much. I just didn't know what to bring in my last second.
Alright. Get a belt. I don't have one, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Jordan, are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Like, we gotta go, bro.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay. Go on the Uber solo. Are you ready in like five, like two minutes?
Okay, I'm calling
Damn both thing it's gonna take an hour
Chai says it's gonna take an hour, bro
What the fuck are we going to do in the street, what are we going to do for an hour?
I
Joy yellow balls go
You're pulling up?
How'd you know?
Yeah, it's a side effect check.
I'm going to do this one first, though.
What is that?
I'm sure of this one.
Fuck.
Yeah, I did the same thing on this.
When you go there, it's probably going to die.
Should we buy one more?
That's really hard, though, to be honest.
Look at the other values.
It's on stretch beats in the mouth.
Joy.
What's going on?
I'm ready.
Like Ashi.
Oh, you wanna, you don't want to lay it up there?
Um, okay.
Grab a charger, and we'll charge him the car.
Uh, what's the backpack got?
That's the, the backpack is, it's at, it's at 75, what's it called?
Let me call Lays. Let me call Lays real quick.
People are getting skateboards as gifts.
I mean, hey bro.
What the fuck is Lay's eagle in here right now?
Yo, Lay's...
Oh my god, we're a cupped bro.
He's in a cut scene.
What does that even mean?
He's in a cut scene.
You ready, like actually ready?
Do you want to go outside now?
Yeah, please.
SCC's react to the kids club.
She was so cringe, bro.
I can't believe that they did that shit.
People already there? I mean, yeah, Chad, we're going.
I hold that 30% boy, I need one sec, bro.
Um, on my way, are you ready?
Press the button now.
On my way right now, do you guys have power?
Well, there's no way they don't have power banks.
There's zero percent, right?
Yeah, but they're streamers, but come on, they're a courthouse.
There will be, okay, W outlaw.
Yeah, because although the only thing we're worried about, bro, is my phone about dying and the camera dying.
We have everything else, we just, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I can start at the moment.
Okay.
Yeah.
Start?
Alright chat, we're going, let's go.
I'm just gonna get this shit.
Imagine if we get the Jason's birthday gift?
No, I don't understand why I'm mad.
Okay, that'd be a failure.
Sure.
No, it's a failure.
No, it's a failure.
So, let's fully fit it up.
No, it's W.
What are those? Lens? But you don't know who need those?
What?
Oh, okay.
Um...
Oh, you f***ed up, you f***ed up.
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Chat
With the camera
What's the price this guy can give us?
There's nothing wrong there.
Does it need some crazy slides?
I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I'm not sure what you're talking about.
What the fuck?
I think so.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
How long do you think it will take to get to Calabasas?
Forty?
Maybe.
Maybe 45.
40?
Maybe.
Let's look for navigation 48.
Moon walking through the Calabasas chat. What do we do now for basically 40 minutes growing in Uber?
We'll have to times for some reason I can't
My data goes off sometimes.
Oh wait, whether it's a charger or a W.
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I know, I'm sorry.
So if you have a vaccine, try it online.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
If you don't get that seat, what's the left channel, right?
Yeah, that's fine.
Is that better?
Yeah, it's better.
Yeah, that's better.
Really?
What the fuck?
Hell no, you can't see anything.
Is it really that dark?
Checking your senior at all.
I see you guys now, I can reach out.
Why do they look like they're sweating?
Can you not turn on the car lights? It's on, bro.
But you know what I can also do?
Is that better?
Oh, why is the legs?
Would it buy a light bar attachment?
Yeah, I mean I didn't even think of that.
nervous? No. It's weirdly enough. No, not really. To be honest, I think it's going to be calm. I think it's going to be chill.
I just have more wood that I can't read chat. It's all good. I guess I'm going to read chat from you guys.
But your fold is like legit, 5%
Yeah I mean bro chat, the thing is I can't even read chat right now because I have no
I don't want to have to be some fucking shitty ass reason to go.
Like I said, the bug happened to you now.
Okay?
The bug happened to you now.
Oh, that's why I'm just hearted.
Yeah, why is that, why is that allowed?
Why is this work? I don't know. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know bro.
I don't know why it's so dark.
Just take a nap.
Okay, a nap would be cool.
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Doesn't work. They work the work the work
Audio fixed, but it's dark still
So if you turn it light mode again
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What was happening they're leaking hot
What the fuck bro, be careful.
Bro, you just leaked like all the pictures that run the heart of the thing, like you
in a selfie at home, in your own rooms.
I don't even have that for a little while.
She's getting darker and darker.
I'm going to light it so hard.
So Chad y'all can hear me now though, right?
So Chad, there's either two things for some reason on the camera, either, either you could
do either we could do light like super light mode but no sound or light with no
sound I don't know why
I mean, yeah, I don't know.
I mean, I didn't better than, like, an interesting thing.
Like, now right now I'm like, cool.
I'm just trying to, like, skip the bar.
Just trying to get a bar.
Uh...
I'm just trying to get a bar.
I'm just trying to get a bar.
you should turn on light mode you should turn on light mode and I should tell
Melvin to put some music on or some shit
I don't even have that I can't fucking chat bro can you guys tell Melvin music
someone in the chat tell Melvin to put in music so we can put on light mode on
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Can you open the gate?
I'm going to get please
Is it dark mode?
Are you getting yours now?
Are you getting yours?
W's.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean that's good thank God low-key some of them coming in blasted this
I want to see gladness security.
Can chat, see everything?
Is it really that... oh, we need a fucking night cameras or some shit, low key.
Yeah, thank you, bro. Appreciate you.
Ni hao ma? Ni hao ma?
Welcome, bro. You finally made it, man.
Holy shit.
You came with... why'd you come with a backpack like you bought a state of 90?
Well, bro, I was not no bro. I bought uh shorts. Thank you. Oh
Well, I don't yeah, it's good
Bro come on bro, thank you drive safe, bro
B'dalasto, B'dalasto is... Bro, my nose isn't even that bad, bro.
Bro, your nose is cute.
Well, you look more like a nidget turtle person than...
Bro, your nose starts from here down here.
No, my shit's not even that big, bro.
You look crazy in person.
Bro, it literally looks smaller than anything in person.
I got compliments on it today, actually.
Some girl, bro.
Bro, come on, get out of here, bro.
Yo, y'all are just glazing, bro.
I'm just jealous
No, I don't think it's enough just a quick little white shirt
But you think I'm a caring splosive or some shit well like whoa
First of all
No!
You're okay, fine, bro.
What are you doing?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
What the heck is going on?
Hahaha!
What is going on, man?
All you guys care?
You guys are so sweet.
Is your pool done?
It was done, yeah.
You don't get rid of it wrong, bro.
No.
Bro, it's not a watch or anything, bro.
Chill, bro.
I didn't hit that stage yet, bro.
I didn't hit that stage yet, bro.
Say, oh, God, you got me, bro.
You don't have to give me a give, man.
You don't have to give me a give, man.
You're a president.
You're my president, bro.
You like the down, too.
I love it, bro.
What's this?
No, I feel like you're a meditator.
You like that?
It was a meditator.
There.
Is this good, John?
That's good.
That looks good.
Oh.
I smell it right now.
Is that the orange bottle?
Yeah.
Oh, no, everybody has that.
Lacey has that.
Mon has that.
Oh, my God.
Everybody got that.
No, I didn't know.
No, I didn't know.
Just give it a minute.
Fuck you.
It's good, though.
It's good.
What's Core members is, bro?
What the fuck?
Is it a limousine?
Is that a shuttle?
Who is this?
Oh, it's a shuttle.
That's VIP
Ah, yeah, fuck you
Oh my god
Did you put it on the pull-down?
Oh, that was good
Oh, drunk crow with the 22
Drunk crow with that twint
It's fucking cold, man, thank you
What was it? Huh?
John Kohler?
Hey, bro, I...
I see you
Nah, bro, I got you, bro
No, I should test, tell me if it smells good enough
Everybody got this and it's not bad. I'll give you a hundred gifted boys. That's good, but I'm so like
That was a good color. That's like some skateboards. Oh, yeah, wrap up me over your shit. Oh, wow
I mean, I'll tell them be honest. Don't don't lie
That's not good, bro
Oh, come on. Yo, I didn't know like what is this this this light shit, bro
Yeah, I don't know these guys see me black
Okay, chill chill chill
You guys know I never cheated right now was all propaganda. No, I'm serious
I don't know why I like I don't know why I like
I'm taking bro
You just show off his abs
No bro I'm just gonna
It's hot bro it's hot
How was this cold?
It's kind of chilly outside
It's just real more abs come on
Okay abs bro
Come on bro
Bro we got abs too come on
I'm dead of sleep I said I'm dead of sleep
I'm gonna get rid of his stuff
Okay man
Okay I'm gonna have stress now
Bro I need water come on
Hey come here bro come here
Get inside bro
You all show me the crib
Yeah hold on man
I'm just recording like everyone else did bro
On uh
Yo you know what I saw at the mall was that?
What was his name bro?
Oh fuck me.
Well, if you met a big noser, how would it be?
No.
Chop shit, bro.
Chop shit.
Like, bro.
Yo, why is everyone calling me chop shit, though?
That's just a welcome.
That's how we welcome you.
Hey, man, shot the moota, bro.
You flew all the way out here, got me a president.
Deadass, like this is great, this is just amazing.
Thank you, Bethesda.
Nah, bro, that's my slave.
Where did I see you?
I don't know, I don't know.
Nah, I was expressing it.
Yeah, I mean, you can't...
What's personal?
Nah, that's my son, though.
You a hoe, man.
What's now?
You ain't got shit on you, bro.
The business is going on now!
No!
Up your head.
It's not what you're supposed to look like.
Are y'all watching?
Wait, when you turn on, you're not maxed out the line.
And make sure the doors are closed.
I didn't know Kevin was like that!
I don't know why he was like that!
He is!
But don't make it loud.
If you're going to DJ, please do.
Jake, you have great control.
I saw him on the guest list.
Hi.
Hey, girly.
What are you doing?
Birthday boy!
I'm a freak!
No fun?
No fun, he said boy.
You mean lucky you didn't open so air comes in for you?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Wait, no, thank you. What happened?
I'm not gonna lie. I gotta I gotta carve out real good. Yeah, I'm gonna carve up
Push up a mood up bro. You want me to get sweaty now where Kylie yeah, oh Kylie better pull up. Yeah, Kylie better pull up
I
Fucking move on my hello, I fucking move on my fear. I
Just need a go about real quick
You know we don't already got drunk and left the fucking stream. Yo, don't move the tab, bro
I'm sorry. Your streamer already got drunk and went and fucked up.
We should have played every guy at the same time and win in front of 70 girls.
This other player should have dropped the batteries though.
I'm going to change out the batteries too.
I mean last night when we were roaming around at night time it was
fine okay so then so it's just yeah it's just a camp setting
I'm looking at the engines from now on, but it's all over.
I'm gonna do that
Fuck I mean I don't know who that
I
Know like you like you deal something like it helped me my cameraman bro. He's not you're sorry. It's just everything is black
I'm a little rusty bad. I can see what I could do
I love you. I don't know why
I can make it even brighter, or you think this is good.
Whatever you think is good.
Do you see how black it was before?
Yeah, that's what it was, Matt, daughter.
I didn't know that.
Damn, but you got all the drip on you, cunt.
Thank you, man.
That's for the god.
He's smart, though.
No.
Usually we...
Oh, it's a little dark, huh?
Where are you from, Toronto?
Damn.
So, are you a Drizzy fan or no?
Okay, well get out of here.
Actually...
Check my...
Check my gift.
Wait! You were at the Ice Cube.
Okay?
Yeah, well, no, you had a problem.
Yo.
It should be good!
And then yes, let me know.
Thank you, Bob.
Appreciate it.
All right, mother, how was it?
It's good.
Huh?
What?
Good.
You know, I keep it.
Yeah, and I'm not really, but I think, Joe, did you see what he did?
Oh, I did.
Oh, okay then, I'll just leave it like that, cross, if you finish it again, it's fine.
Sayid!
Sayid, who's in there?
Huh?
No, no, who's in there?
Selfie.
Can I come see him?
Selfie.
Selfie!
That was good.
How you doing, Brody?
Come on bro, you're in your first archivo, babe.
What are y'all doing right now?
Hair cut?
Can I come post up or no?
Of course, they said hood up.
I only just thought of much of it.
Sorry.
Did you roll up right now?
Nah.
I can't roll up there.
I haven't eaten nothing.
Come on, roll up right now.
You're gonna shit faded up right now, huh?
Time, are we jumping in the pool later?
What?
What?
Once I put my hands first in, I said I just see you, I wonder.
Why?
Cuz you're not going to put your hands first.
Oh.
I should have looked you checked in with you when I came to LA, bro. That's my fault this is your city and all bro
I have all the time I've got to be
Oh, okay. Okay, I'll switch out the gym.
So you can do it.
Whoa, they've been telling me my nose is dead.
Ask that big bro.
Can you keep it a buck with me, bro?
Why are you?
Yo, why?
Why are you doing that, bro?
I can't be the moon.
I can't be the moon.
I can't be the moon.
Whoa, my shit is not that big.
Come on, bro. Come on, bro.
That's all. That's all. That's all.
Yeah. So how loud does this get?
Yeah.
What?
the face of the
Come on, bro
Well, there's a serial view bar going around right now, but would you see that shit?
Well, yes, but there's a serial view bar going around. Well, he got me right now. It's low key. It's kind of not even that bad low key
Well, like did you see Asian Jeff like a hundred day?
No, we're all up this month
What is some type of honey packet oh my god
Yeah, how many girls are coming do you know stop
Silky stop
Silky bro. No, bro. What? Yes, bro. Are you looking for a wife or no?
I
Damn bro
That was bro. I mean every day a little key, but I mean they're valor girls, bro
No, bro. It's valor girls, bro. You know what I'm saying. It's kind of calm, bro
No, bro. What the fuck?
No, bro
21, you know, you know, I'm turning 22 and
Like three days four days
Yeah, it's here, bro.
Basically, yeah.
This is Loki my birthday too.
Come on.
It is not all that yet.
Tell him all bro is leaving, yes?
Because somebody, that's a big thing in my job.
Bro, it's just like an old thing, an old thing, bro.
I don't know what that thing is like.
You know stage mommy?
What is that?
Oh, the jet daddy guy.
No, bro that was before and then I came after
What is this
Okay, what should I be looking at? Okay?
I
Don't get it supposed to turn you like
You got you should break it today, huh
Re-twisted? Did that should hurt bro? I see people like slapping their head after like
the infection.
I mean that's, I only really get those a break the middle of the day.
Okay.
But my dreads like, nah, just re-twisted and I put it in a do-rag. The only thing that's
like, is it like when I put it in a do-rag and then be like mad at hair just like on
my ear when I'm laying down.
Is that not like, like how does it feel like to have like, yeah, well not that hair. Well
I'm balding bro like that
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I don't know what to call it like no not like that. Yes
No, I don't
Oh, like last night. Yeah, legit. I flew in just for Jason's birthday
Got a nice little I got a nice little club. Yo, I need you to show me your clone collection, bro, please
Yes, bro, please. I mean, I'm across the world. It's not if I smell like you wrong across the world
Niggas like bro, I show my collection one time and then a nigga made a TikTok that hit a hundred K likes of him
Exposure in the fucking set one of my main text. I gotta switch it up. Well, but I would you know, I wouldn't do that to you, bro
No, come on, but I simply valor but the one thing to smell me is like my house
Okay, you're gonna have to leak me anything can you just give me one is give me one
Maybe you're throwing the throw on a random there
I
You have like different like yeah, you know what I just bought Jason
The brown bottle of the performs the Marley the brown one the performs the movie
Well performs the Marley
Yes the brown one
Yeah, I got him now one of something like you know
Did you did you already leak what you got him for your birthday?
Actually, I mean it's kind of valid though
Birthdays true facts. Hey, but you being here just the present girl, you know
You just call me a dude?
Yeah.
Again.
So you're trying to unwrap me?
No bro, bro.
You unwrap me?
It's gay.
Are you in the league tournament on Thursday or on Monday?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Actually?
I don't know.
I'm going to get a bogey back, so.
I'm over on it.
But what does that have to do with more than one?
Because I give this fucking trash.
You don't even want it?
A little bit, yeah.
Do you like it?
Yeah.
Are you homosexual?
No.
No, are you good at mobiles?
What's your name?
Like radio?
No, I say Modo.
I say Modo.
I say like wow.
What's that people like Modo?
3-2.
It's calm though.
And then um, and now people like I send it and um, and now.
yo that shit gets enhanced bro bro that is crazy bro
so how did it feel to be number one in the world?
two different continents the only human being in the entire world bro it's
honestly kind of
no bro honestly it's been crazy bro you know
yeah bro they did bro it was crazy they thought they thought I was cheating
and Rainbow Six Siege no what I was like 10 years ago so they came like so
Well, why are you siding?
Bro, basically, a TLDR.
I always look at it like if somebody cheater once.
Always a cheater?
Because then I feel like you have a tendency.
Unless you just fully reform.
But I'm not a s- if they didn't catch you, then I'm-
They did not catch- so they did a PC check on me?
Live, in front of like 100, 200,000 people?
After I was playing.
After I was playing.
Oh, then yeah, what the fuck?
And everything was legit.
But they found out like some form files on the cheating websites.
Like eight years ago.
They dig that up.
bro they were mad bro they were tight they were tight they were tight they were tight
bro i was cheering every game back in the day
you know like legit minecraft roblox rainbow
bro it's an addiction bro that's back in the day though
but i don't understand though like imagine you see people through walls and you're
shown them through walls and you're like laughing at it you know like that's just
how it was an addiction back in the day
well that's where when i matured bro when i matured
I'm a challenge.
You know what?
I'm a challenge with something I should get ranked one legit.
And you know what?
I did.
That's fine.
You never cheated in every game?
Any game ever?
No.
Really?
No.
If I'm outside the game, I just quit.
That's pretty much it.
That's why I have a good moment here.
So maybe I can quit.
If I'm outside, I quit.
2K?
Yeah, they're saying cap 2K.
I never cheated in 2K.
Oh my god.
Were you the typical guy that did the all green?
The all green shots?
I never.
I guess you never had the strap. What does that mean?
So you had a Zen you were a Zen user back in the day
I never used it in my life.
You see the entire Caribbean?
No, I didn't, bro. You wanna see me in a rundown after?
Or no?
You want me to walk into the Caribbean?
Yeah, it'd be pretty nice, it'd be pretty cool.
I want to get to see it all in my eyes, my own FOV.
Try the one-eyed man, one-eyed man, one-eyed man, you know.
What would he do?
Is that gay to ask?
I got you, bro.
I
We play nowadays bro, but I see you just come on
You ever like stare your barber in the eyes while you're getting
I
Did it you with the
It's a normal I saw it as a barber bro as a barber everyone caught a body doing that
Bro, it's normal, bro
We don't have water
Yeah, absolutely
Oh damn, bro, okay, let's get with the comms, bro
Please bro, you know like
No water
He didn't say Jared Burse?
Oh, your boy clutching in here.
No.
He was just wearing tux.
Yo, clutch, I was telling him how he used to whip the ass in two games.
You go full beard I
can't bro I can't bro
It's just right here
Yeah, me too me too me too me too. Yeah. Yeah, so you can't go up here, bro
Like what like the
Dermal roll Dermal Roman
No, I tried it and I was getting like red skin I stopped using it
I did like, like, not like, paving to my skin,
unless she was not like that.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, it's like, darker around here
than the person by the time I heard it.
So I was like, oh, is that why?
Yeah, it was thermal all the time.
Well, bro, you were like, oh, let's go.
Calm little, what do you get?
Little taper?
I didn't see anything, what happened, no, no, who was that?
What is your thing not like echo when you're in here?
I still don't know what I'm wearing man.
Bro, do you know it?
Bro, do you know it?
I'm not gonna wear a bow to the body?
Nah, I don't know.
What's that one?
It's a bow.
Saeed?
He has the ultimate rage bater when he comes to my chat with that night.
Bro?
Bro.
Ultimate rage bater.
You know Saeed, right?
Saeed?
On God?
Radiant?
Yeah, he's nice.
Did he hit rank one though?
One of my boys hit rank one before.
I think it's Zerge.
Zerge, I don't know.
I ran into him.
100%.
You're my dog, bro.
No, bro.
Come on.
No, bro.
I'm your brother.
I've never seen him before.
No, no, no, no.
It's like seven URG.
Oh, I know him well, he's up. No, boy. I used to shit on him back today. Yeah, it's
wrong guys. No, bro
But what do you have it's kind of like some special
Oh, yo, bro, we're getting soaked up in this bitch, bro
Boom, see where I take my eyes out
I'm just staying on it.
You like it?
That shit probably burns bro.
I do.
Here's the game.
Yo, sketch with the 50.
Give me some.
Wow.
W sketch.
W sketch my fucking door.
Yo, sketch, are you coming tonight?
Oh
So you coming my streams late at night in your age baby, huh?
No, do I actually have a big nose I roll. Yeah almost broken statue, bro
Oh, come on, bro.
Bro, it's like, it's like,
look at my nose compared to yours.
Okay, yo, give us a quick little side by side.
Go give him a side by side.
Take your glasses off, take your glasses off.
Here you go.
Give him a side by side, get close.
Okay, now go with me.
Please, bro, I actually don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's gonna hug me, bro, and kill me.
Okay.
Okay, now go with me.
Is it really that big of a difference?
Try to be honest.
Yeah, it is massive.
Let me pull my shot.
Shot is it really that big of a difference?
Let me see.
I told you.
Nozmog, it's so long.
Sheesh, Nozmog, Nozmog, Nozmog.
Wait, so are you actually gonna play the rush fight with me?
It's been how long?
Why do you want me to play the rush fight with you, bro?
Because we need a cheater.
Bah.
Bro, I'm not a cheater anymore, but I was six months ago.
Six months ago?
No, I'm a changed man bro. Listen, if you catch me while I'm off-stream, maybe I can
hit a Yoka from 300 meters. You know what I'm saying?
Silke, I'm right back. You like my ad-fash twin?
Ok that's the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last, the last.
The guy has like a fucking like, how do I get out of here bro?
The guy got like booby traps around the crib bro.
This is so annoying dude.
Thank you, boh!
No, no, no, I should actually hug him.
Woah!
Come on!
They did it, boh!
Oh my god, bro!
Yeah, what does this mean?
What does that mean?
That means you're allowed to walk in areas that other people aren't.
That ass.
So when Jason gave me the honors of being a VIP, so what does that mean, what can I
go?
Actually, hey bro.
Actually, hey, bro, that means you're one of Michael's
What does that mean I can go anywhere now
but
but
So well can we find out where Ron is? I
Don't understand where like like we get a nice workout in this gym
Well
By my pants are literally like I don't know if we should have picked these pants. Do I look good or no?
Yo, this fucking thing though is so annoying, it's pissing me off.
I wish I could have just uh...
Where is everyone?
Are we having sex tonight?
Are we having sex tonight?
I don't understand, where do I go?
Where is everyone though, they're the only one here
and I I don't know if I'm allowed I don't know if I'm allowed
is this off limits yeah sir okay so I don't understand okay where is everyone
though there's any different years so I guess I'm like low key that's I'm like
Hello to you.
Can I come here?
I smell you guys, bro.
Why are y'all hiding from me, bro?
Not hiding, bro.
Just chillin'.
We're not hiding, bro.
This is the call.
Why are you so caked up right now?
Oh!
He's dead gradually.
Wait, wait, are you partying or not?
No, not really.
I don't want to bomb an introvert, bro.
I sit, play video games, some League of Legends.
You're good, bro.
You're going to have pussy thrown at you.
If you don't fuck tonight with birthday sex,
36 you're actually like you're actually wild and though can I come sit down?
Can I come sit down?
Yo, so what is this like red? What is this red?
Tag called I was almost right to somewhere and they were like yo like that your own you don't have the red pass you can't come in
I don't know the guy over there. Where did you go? I'm downstairs. I was looking for you guys
And I was like, you know what let me use my nose
No, you don't have to
You don't have to look good in front of the naked eye bro, you're good.
No, dad's about to give you one.
Well, I mean I'll take one.
What are y'all saying bro, what are y'all doing?
You have to keep it, keep up, keep up.
Okay, I got to keep up.
That's the reason I don't look good.
Damn, so this is like max prestige now?
Yeah, yeah, but don't like be sneaky with it.
No bro, come on.
Don't violate me.
No bro, come on.
Or everybody in the house, like just cheap in the house, we'll see.
Bro, come on.
I was gonna take my shoes off at the front door.
You know what I'm saying bro
You know, I'm gonna get you a gift as maybe the LV Timbs, but I thought you already have those
Actually
Bro, Wallahi, I was because I thought he I swear I saw a clip of them or they were they Balenci Balenci ones
But yeah, I even have those how do you not have those I swear to God I do
No, bro, I should have got you those bro
Oh
What could have been
As long as I'm rich
We are all millionaires actually you definitely should have a million come on
Like
where Windsor like near like new shanks oh yeah but I also run a corp and I
just like touch everything but I don't know if I should say that
Now you're, now you're...
You don't have to see that you're...
Oh, really?
That would make sense, you little bull.
Bro, did Arkie fucking get lost and died?
Hmm.
I think they're exploring.
This party is lit as fuck.
Now we...
He's about to kill.
You right here, you lit.
Have y'all actually used this theater room like once?
Yeah, we have.
Really?
I feel like that's pretty late.
I shit on Shakespeare, by the way.
In what game?
Well, he's asking about yeah, you're talking about the only human being in the world that's hit rank one in two different continents
There's not another that is not another human being out of the 8 billion people in this world that hit rank one in two different
Well, is there proof that I went trading
Okay, name one proof name one proof
No, bro, yo, by the way, yo, no, no, I know why I know why is nervous
with some watch at the guest list and it's like Ashley Sarah
300 different girls I know what you're doing there Jason you're free
I have to I bought condoms. Yes. I lost them at the hotel. I swear to God
Yeah
I will bro trust me I will but I hope I do to be honest. I hope I do I need to LA it's an LA
What Jo I'm yeah, I don't eat bacon bro
Yeah, but it's not a lot, brother.
Wait, so was you practicing?
Yes.
Like, I'm not the perfect Muslim in the world, though.
You know, like, I might have sex.
I don't do drugs, though.
You know?
Oh, that's pretty good.
I don't do alcohol either.
Do you sip?
Do I sip?
Yeah.
Oh, why, me?
No, bro, alcohol.
I'm not going to drink to the 90s.
Oh, of course, your birthday.
No.
You're not drinking?
No, bro.
You know, my birthday is literally in three days, too,
So today's like well, I'm celebrating my birthday deep down low-key, too
Three days make 13
Why there's so many people in this house that
21 so I'm turning 22
Yeah
You're pretty young, bro.
You're trolling him.
I swear to God, all my life, I should have married you.
Oh, God.
I should have gone.
Wait, what?
You're supposed to stop?
I mean, so, like, two more?
Look at my picture, though.
Yeah?
Yeah.
So there's so many cameras, bro.
No, no, no.
The press.
No, the press.
The press.
No, but you're off to the box.
You liar.
2004.
Oh, that's asleep.
Oh, that's not works?
Yeah.
No, our kickoff.
Our kickoff.
How old are you?
I'm too old, sir.
Cool.
Those guys are acting like he's fucking like 27.
No, I'm just saying, why?
Oh, Jayce, I'm going to try to make you in, by the way.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to try to make you in, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Archie!
I'm going to call a lot, though, because they moved the car.
Yeah.
Yeah, but we had to move the car.
How did they move the car?
I'm going to try to make you in.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm going to pick that up.
You want to realize going into security guard, you got it.
Why is everyone in the safe house, or a courthouse?
Sorry.
Oh, my God.
Beg a lot.
Beg a lot.
Beg a lot.
Yeah, man.
Close your eyes, close your eyes.
What is that, what is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
First take your hand out, close your eyes.
Yeah, I don't like.
All right, hey man.
Happy birthday to you.
Come on, guys.
What is this?
Fuck it.
Hey man, listen, we wanted to get you something
that you would use.
Oh my God.
Not that something like this.
Sidney, don't touch it.
Yeah.
Sidney, don't touch it.
No!
Fuck!
Don't look!
Don't look!
Don't look, don't look.
I just gotta fuck you.
You got your two beautiful beautiful jerseys, yeah, you know I mean some football
You can you know that's not Columbia okay nice color right there
Okay, we got you a red shirt.
Wayne Rooney!
We got it!
It was a group, it was a group.
Oh my God, Wayne Rooney, bro.
Manchester right there.
Columbia?
South-Sancti Sanctor?
Yeah, Columbia, South-Sancti.
I mean, bro, thank you, bro.
Big hug, big group hug, bro.
Get it, bro.
Get it, bro.
Hey, man, happy birthday to you, man.
So many more blessings, bro.
Many more good years.
That's bro.
My phone go
No, my bad, but that's funny. No, that's funny. No
Oh, well everyone's fit looks so good. I'm actually like self-conscious about my shit
I don't know what that is, but I'd never do IRLs, but are you serious?
I'm in bot lane?
Yeah, but I never use an IRL.
This is like my second top, such as how it's called Broke.
Is that what a TDU is?
Is that what a TDU is?
Oh
I swear to God you all my life
What is it boy, what did you guys do boy you in our keys?
Canada we've got in the fight.
Yeah but bro I can like you hit someone hard but I saw that hit but
I saw that though.
You understand.
I do not keep a lot with that push for you.
Really?
I'm like one push man.
Boosh!
You're still fucking out.
Are you serious?
And then after that I saw one.
Boosh!
Boosh!
Boosh bro!
We saw what you did bro.
You literally you ran away like a little bitch.
Hey you run away I threw that punch and you watched later in the video.
If you watch later in the video.
Yeah you probably like you're probably like oh they're gonna see
on camera how to lock in okay but I still got my punches in yeah bro have
I ever ran to a fight be honest
I'm not a person you know I used to flip I used to flip on streets to provide for
my family, see I'm a mother and a family.
Yes, bro.
What do you mean flip?
It's a dope, bro.
No?
Dope, yeah.
What do you mean by that?
Like dope, bro.
Like drugs, bro.
Like drugs, but you know what you're doing.
Wait, what are you?
What's that?
Lebanese.
Oh, you're like, you're a street boy.
You're like, you're a street boy.
You're like, you're a street boy.
No, I'm not, bro.
You know how much I'm like, jerked off to me, you know?
I mean, bro, like, you have to.
I never be my leader
No, I don't either no
No, I don't either I try to get it as natural as I can brother you know from my girls
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
No one's from the Valorant community.
No, no, he lived in the good part of Canada.
He had this himself, though.
Yeah, pizza.
No, no, bro.
Y'all don't know how rough on the streets it was, bro.
That ass.
It probably wasn't that bad.
It was rough, bro.
You lived in your safe, right?
Yes.
Two minutes away from the change.
No, they lived in the good part, bro.
The most gaming community ever.
That's after, though.
though that's after I you know I blew up and shit to my family before but I used to live on like you know like
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was homeless m3 actually
But but but but I was homeless. I had no house. I swear to God
You don't have to worry about the dinner next time.
Bro, what do you mean?
Bro, tell him a story.
Okay, I'll let it go.
No, I'm not saying what time.
His parents always gave him food.
He was always.
You're acting like a spoiled brat.
That's why you acted like this.
What do you smell?
Shit was not easy going on, bro.
You're frisley.
No, him and Jake were the sweetest kids.
He started telling me.
He was like, if you were there, I can't believe that you wouldn't have done that in a fight.
He would have done it.
Left, right, left, right, left.
You're funny.
Wait, I need my shoes, bro.
Yo, are we getting in that pool later?
I'm not. I'm sick.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What sickness do you have?
The new one?
The fucking you you have the hand-tie
He has a new one
No, well, how many sick you're getting sick too
Oh, yeah, that's me buddy. That's me
Who the fuck am I? Oh
At the fight and that's you want to tell you who I'm fighting. Oh, I can't leak it though
It's still like it's still like I have a mic on
Yeah, what you gonna
I'm going to be a good boy.
I think so.
Yeah, but he says it'll be tough.
It'll be a little tough.
It'll be good.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
You got muscles, bro.
Really?
You'll be taking the role.
No, bro, no, natural.
They didn't take Roy.
It was Walton, Luke.
It was a lot of room to Roy.
Well, Roy looks like he's a choice.
Yeah, you look like you've got his arm holding.
Yeah.
You guys like my abs?
I don't teach you that.
Never.
You do, bro.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you.
Just play football or sports?
No, just gym, bro.
You never play sports?
No, I mean, I used to play football.
And I had a scholarship off football.
It's a problem.
I am lying.
I am lying.
I am lying.
No, I brought him do shit in sports bro. I swear to God. No, I play football growing up, but like that was like 10
Would you guys ever have a long one
Yeah, long, they can say you look like you know what you're doing.
Should I get a nose job?
No, embrace it bro. I think it's one of your best qualities.
You know what's big? It makes you huge.
No, yeah, he has a pretty big nose for a small-ass head.
Yeah, you have a small head too.
Really?
It makes you stick out a little more.
The guy looks like 10s bro.
Wait, which one?
You don't have the glasses on.
That's sort of God that looks like 10s.
No, 10s is tall.
Oh, 10s is tall?
You met him?
Yeah, twice.
No, W.
Oh, alright.
He's 10 feet.
10 feet.
Huh?
He's 10 feet.
Better than you?
Yes.
Yes.
How's it look like that?
What is it like that?
I do not cheat, bro.
That was back in the day.
I'm the form.
I'm changed, bro.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying, bro?
Yeah.
I've been warming up like on the coach like I've been getting coached bro
Did you at least half like did you ever you know
Oh the entire website I've already ordered
But Valorant, the entire website, yes, the entire website.
you
you
you
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you
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Yo, it's nice to meet you channel. I'm sorry if I'm like too touching. Oh, no, you're good
that was you you see I was reading chat bro oh yeah oh come on bro I'm not a
lie I may have I may have read a chat 100% we're reading that I don't think
you're shooting because that's not that's hard but uh someone someone did say go
showers and like I saw the little OBS like okay you got the I know you're
you
you
you
You
That's like shit. It's like you slid it. Is it one of those slide ones? Yeah, but well, no, it's uh, you need it
Do you have a 3.5 or no?
Um, do you want a shotgun mic? Yes, yes, you're beautiful. Thank you. You're fucking beast. Oh, well look
I'm fucking thirsty
you
you
you
you
This is my pocket, you can do this.
I don't have five pounds, how do you...this right here?
Oh, you're supposed to plug it instead of my pocket.
Oh, okay, great.
Um...
All the wallpapers are not working.
Uh, I'm just gonna...
I'm just gonna...
I
oh you guys go
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, people go
there's already one movie out there
fuck I'm not gonna lie
you know, he fuck big as a drink though
fuck big as a drink
I fuck bitches, I don't drink
and I don't need more
I drink like four times
ah, that's why it's complicated
you're making this
you're making it
yo yo, test one, two, three, test one, two, three
I have a small dick
No, but the camera died
What is that for?
Goal!
No, no, but I just... there's a lot going on, but I'm not even gonna lie.
I fucking love wolves, bro.
a bit loud and loud loud a bit bit quiet can you go to higher it was good it was
good it was good hello hello hello yeah yeah yeah hello hello hello
who's looking in the backyard I think he's making sure no one else is knowing it
security security you know also not did you see how or key hired at the
Brightness?
If you're ever configured up.
Bye.
We're standing in it over for 40 minutes,
pitch block, no sound, nothing muted,
out smooth.
It's 40 minutes.
That'd be strange.
Yeah, a little key.
That's what's gotta get you sick.
Let's make the best of the two hours.
Really?
Yeah.
You gotta learn what to do.
Cause it's not gonna lie.
You gotta like up your game.
Like, clogging the corner, like, uh.
See, I see.
That's an LA thing though.
Yeah.
I feel like it's an LA thing, bro.
I mean, it's like everywhere.
like some of the children they just put like a driving screen
I see
How do you like this house?
It's pretty big and it's nice
Really?
It's actually a film
What do you mean?
Really?
Like no house to be in
Yeah
It's just massive
Oh
Where are the girls now?
You came too early bro
Oh when they go
How do you have a starlight?
Listen Bob
Wait are you serious?
I
Don't know
I'm not a person that just walks a girl bro. I'm just you know, do you like you want to like a wife basically? Yeah
Yeah, I'm a virgin, bro.
I'm trying to find this here.
That's good, though. He's a virgin, too.
There's nothing wrong with that.
There's literally nothing wrong with that, literally.
I wish I had seen my virginity.
I lost my virginity outside of Tim Hortons in Canada.
Wow.
At 14 years old?
14 years old behind a Tim Hortons, though.
Very rushed.
Yes, though. Very rushed. I regret it, though.
Why did Tim Hortons know?
I slept out of my parents' bedroom. I was 14.
I couldn't go anywhere.
That had no money for a hotel.
Yeah, I know.
It was bad.
It's all good, bro.
Now it's...
Thank you for having the mud!
Yes, uh...
When we playing Valorant...
Bro, when you stop fucking cheating, bro...
I'm cheating.
I'm not a hacker, bro!
Y'all act like I'm some dirty, dirty cheater.
I've seen the logs and everything, bro.
You...
Well, you did see everything, huh?
Yeah.
years ago though I mean there was also a six year six months ago so boy should
see me bro
you got the entire inventory I had COVID that was my I didn't stream that day
you had COVID so you decided to Chi on Chi on my best come on bro it was in the
past though said turn it up a little more Chash we turn up a little more
really? Probably because of how dark I am. No, he's talking about the volume. He's talking about the
leather. Okay, he's putting it to 12. Is that good? Is that my lower high? Is that good guys? Well,
they're saying no, no, no, it's good. Oh, fuck me. No, no, no, it's good, it's good, it's good.
Nothing said yes. Nothing said it's good. See, you don't drink? No, I zero. Do you smoke? No,
zero. Wow. I used to be the biggest pot headed back in the day though. Really? I love smoking weed,
bro. Do you? I love that shit. Yeah, it's good, bro. It's good, bro. It's just I have really bad
anxiety so I can't do it. Only when I smoke weed or drink. There's like a phase in my life
where I just turn on stream and I just drink and smoke. I mean bro they all have our faces
but I don't remember like smoking weed like I got caught like my mic wasn't muted on like a
zoom class back in my high school days bro and she's like Ahmed are you here and all you're there.
like a bucket you know a bucket is like we put like the big like you felt the
McDonald's company with a small water bottle and never seen that before it's
like some ghetto shit bro you're like on a whole nother level yeah I was a
smoker back in the day though the name's done that's my chance I want my it's
why I'm like Loki kind of retarded now I think so
is that why I'm low-key retarded oh is it a grab it was a gravity ball
gravity I've never seen that it's a water bottle they never like I just I
doubt what you see here a good boy yeah I mean I just started smoking like two
years ago and boy Chaya don't even they don't even know what a gravity balling
is bro bro gravity balls like you like smoke it boy I can't wait for the girls
I'm here
No, well I'm broke ask my chat chat did I not Riz
Geo no
Ashley
But that's a streamer probably isn't that she was I'm gonna be honest
Go she friends on me in the car in front of like 20,000 you bots. I'm any of you bothered right now, too
Oh, so you're also cheating on I'm not doing that. I will not doing that bro. I'm got I got the neon. I got the neon, right, bro
I
I got the neonade right now, but guess what? I'm not gonna tell any girls that they're not, they're not B-bots, I'm gonna tell them they're legit, I'm gonna tell them the next one right now.
What if they get, what if they're like, oh I don't wanna be on stream?
They don't get the stream off.
Okay, but you have like two hours left of the stream.
Well, chat, y'all would understand if a girl wants to smash like an end stream, right?
So you're ending stream for a girl when you could be getting more money.
Chat, would you guys excuse me to end stream to have sex right now?
Or chat type one if I should stream on my GoPro.
And we just have sex on the streets. We're out of glasses and we have sex on the street.
Yo, by the way, everything is going wrong, bro. My dad is also bad too.
I know man, I'm a Bob and it comes to LA, bro. I gotta get my shit.
You gotta get like two phones bro.
Bro, like what for? What?
What? This guy's a trapper.
I mean, I got one phone for work and one phone for like family stuff.
Bro, maybe I need to do that too.
Yeah, like one of them is Verizon, the other is T-Mobile.
What does that mean?
Like, Verizon's pretty good for like, overall.
And what's T-Mobile for?
T-Mobile is just like what my family has, so...
Oh, yeah.
That's why I got two phones.
Damn.
That is smart, bro. I'm not for lying.
I just sit at home and like fucking cheat in the video games, bro.
Nah, I'm just going to stop. I was a long time ago.
Why do you lie about your C-dowards?
You don't know why.
Why?
Listen.
The last time I touched an animal six seeds was five years ago.
Okay.
And that was the last time I was cheating on it.
So I was like, you know what?
If the last time I touched a seed was five years ago, might as well.
I'm like new.
Might as well.
Because you thought your skills would have just washed off.
Exactly.
Except they didn't.
Because I'm fucking the goat.
Are you though?
You're cheating.
I was not cheating, bro.
You're cheating on us, seeing you ages ago.
Yes.
Sorry.
Does that mean that you are either?
No.
If you cheat on games, it locally makes you better at games.
It does.
And that told me that.
I did.
I told him that off-stream.
It actually does.
I don't know.
It gives you confidence that you're good, so when you're not cheating, you're actually
good.
But also, I don't condone cheating.
Don't cheat.
Don't please.
I was in the past.
I was 13 years old.
14 years old.
Don't do it.
It's horrible.
You ruin the ranked integrity of the matches.
Please don't do it.
Knock on my door.
There's a video of me.
12 years old, and she has the funniest thing ever.
So, Killora?
Yeah, you're a dog.
Why don't you anymore?
Yeah, but we don't do that anymore, bro.
We don't do that anymore, bro.
I can't wait to get in this water.
You're gonna go in there when you have no kids.
No, actually, I have.
Yeah.
But not right now.
Looks elegant, though, man.
There's a hot tub there too in the pool.
How does that make any sense?
How's the hot tub in the pool that shares the same water?
Oh, it barely shares the same water.
Holy, that's so high tech.
Oh, you're probably like new to that.
I don't see this, bro. We have a full external hot tub.
Yeah, this is my idea.
This is my place to see, bro.
Yeah, literally.
Do you see the pool near the place on set, bro?
Why? It's crazy here?
Holy shit, his view is insane though.
I didn't even notice that.
What's light blue?
It's like basically, you know, like, from all the lights over there.
It's like, it's gonna make it harder to see the stars, but here's the stars, like, you can literally see them.
Like, a star, like, we're just right there.
That's the first spot in that little city.
Bo, okay, Bo, you make me feel like shit now, bro. I don't have a fucking house like this anymore.
Well, I mean, didn't your landlord mock deer while they were doing like that house search or something?
Yeah, I'm watching the streets.
Somewhat, they're using it.
And then a kid of mine can throw up.
Pull!
Oh boy, boy, boy, boy, boy.
What?
What?
What?
No?
That's wrong.
Huh?
No, okay, I am bro. I am but I'm like I'm not
I don't drink I don't drink I don't smoke weed and I don't do poor
Which is normal
Oh
Yo, you've been a my dog, you've been...
Yo, you're actually...
Oh, you're...
I just wanna get a hug.
I was just...
I was just...
I was just...
You saw me, right?
I was just...
I was just on the big screen.
What?
We're drink!
I SMAM!
AHHHHHHHHH!
There you go.
What?
Hey!
Do that one.
Ha ha ha!
Man!
You ain't want me.
Get me out of here!
No!
What?
Right there!
I don't know if I wanna eat.
I don't know if I eat, I'm looking at slow down.
Grab one chicken.
I'm looking at slow down.
She made a nice gym segment?
She made a nice gym segment?
You have to say it for the push and challenge.
Oh.
Did you have to be here to have a push and challenge?
What?
You don't think?
Yeah.
Oh, I should be honest.
Did you have to be chasing the push and challenge?
No.
Yeah.
Yo!
Where's your shirt?
That way?
Damn!
What's your name?
Are you the one?
No, he's the two.
Who's doing 25 pounds?
Is this 25?
Oh, shit.
Oh, are you crazy?
Obviously, I could do this.
Make sure you close the door.
Gotcha.
Whoa!
What?
There's a camera.
This is, I knew you could do this bro.
Yeah, this is my way.
Oh god, this is my way.
I'll let you put some guys, you can just trash it this.
No, this is my way.
Yeah, you can't do it so much now.
Let's do this with a partner with this.
Oh my god!
There's two plates on there.
There's two plates on there.
Okay.
Run down the line.
You said what?
You said what?
Wait, you said what?
No, why does it feel like so light?
That actually might be fake.
That actually might be honest something.
What do you mean?
There's no way you guys can't do this.
The boy's ain't helping you, the boy's ain't helping you, the boy's ain't helping you, hold on.
I don't know.
I'm not a lot of people that have these problems.
Hey, that's so...
That's so...
That's so...
What, you're saying that's that's the power point?
That's so...
You're saying that's the power point?
Wait, hold on. How many of you do?
I didn't...
How much did I do?
You do that for aura!
Oh, you're getting a cock.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
What?
Ah!
What?
Ah!
Fuck!
I saw good more.
Okay.
I don't like six.
I just like six.
I don't like six.
I can't do it.
No, that's just heavy.
You can do it.
I thought I was lying.
Okay.
No, I'm gonna die.
I need to spot her.
I'm gone.
No, you're good.
You're good.
Oh, shit.
If you drop it you die
If you drop it you die
How the fuck you do that
How the fuck you do that
You get 3
Come on bro
No, why not
I do that
I'm not gonna give you no way
Dude this is heavy as fuck
Oh
It's a little big. You gotta yell me.
Hey, but look at it. Look at it this way.
It's good for eating abs.
Whoa, I don't want any abs.
No, I'm not going to teach you how to do it.
I'm not that bad.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm perfect.
I'm perfect.
I'm perfect.
I'm perfect.
I'm perfect.
I'm perfect.
I'm perfect.
Yo, I'm so cold.
Why'd you come on?
Why'd you cancel on me?
Why'd you cancel?
Did you see him?
I didn't tell anyone!
How are you guys here?
I got it! Excessive!
Damn, Bo.
No!
Okay, I see it.
Wait, what happened?
What?
What happened, buddy? Why did you do that?
I don't know.
You know!
Well, we do know, but like...
What do you know me?
You know, you know!
If I know, I know!
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
I was tired, it was late.
It was late.
It was late.
Exactly, it was late.
You've already bought a set of them.
Yes, so it was late.
How do you have a full day today?
No, I do it super early.
I do it super early.
It's nice to meet you.
What's up, Bob? What's up?
Okay, I was reading chat, bro. I was looking scared, bro. No, that's bad, bro. Don't look at me like that.
I only saw the chair she's here.
I don't know what to say, bro. I mean, that's the guy from the movie, bro.
That was the movie guy, bro. That was the movie guy, bro. I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.
And, uh, man, I only achieved it in the car. I don't put it on my tuna.
You know, I'm keeping a bucket, chubo.
I work with Johnny over at ISA, Muda.
Oh, Johnny?
Yeah.
I know, he told me to see him at the thing because he was up to himself
Johnny's the boy, bro
He's up to you, bro
Yeah, thank you, man
I'm proud of you, I'm doing it myself
Thank you, bro, appreciate that
Appreciate you
What's good?
What's good?
How was that?
It was awesome
It was awesome
It was awesome
So, what's good here, bro?
Hello
Everything, to be honest
Everyone's trying every little piece, so I think he's got a little bit in there.
They get a small plate?
Oh my god, they actually...
Sorry, I'm not sure.
Nah, nah, nah.
Sam, okay, okay. Can you run me through what's here?
So this is a small bulgogi, or two.
Spicy pork and chicken.
So this is chicken?
This beef.
Okay, then that's pork and chicken.
I don't know if I have too much right now, bro. I might I might go to sleep. I don't know if I want to
Am I the first person to eat like am I fat fuck best meat this ever been in my mouth good? What what's up crazy? I'm for you
Okay right here
Oh, what is this?
Is this for a salad or a dessert?
What is that? Is there like any wine in that?
It's just the vinaigrette that you find at the store, but maybe it's not.
So there's no like alcohol, there's no, there's like no alcohol in here.
No, no, no, we don't cook with alcohol here.
Oh my God, just, you know, just little like, just little like, you know what I'm saying?
That's my freestyle over here.
You know, I am, bro, I really am.
juices into the rice.'
Mm...
You forgot.
You forget a little bit of beef, you can come back for the greatest hits, you know?
Oooh...
What the...
They're all about the same.
I would ask you if you want anything, but...
you're not allowed to eat on the job.
No, it's chicken.
That's chicken.
Chicken.
Chicken bulgogi, baby.
And oh my god.
Guys, y'all are swollen in your fur fur.
The macaron kimchi here.
And then she pulled it out of the narrow salsa.
Be careful that stuff's hot, but it's good.
She makes me want to cry.
Here, let me get you some food.
I didn't join the food.
Wow, man.
Oh my god, God bless you guys though
We're gonna go to eat though
Maybe you maybe
Silky are we gonna get turns up tonight? Are we getting turns up tonight?
Fucking this
Why did you tell me to bring it?
Okay, well I'm leaving after this, so I need it for a while.
Wait, what are you doing?
What are you doing with it?
Wow.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Damn, is Lacey good?
Where's Lacey?
No, tell him, bro.
You tried to break my glass.
Wow, bro, flashbang, bro, flashbang.
Yo, listen, Sophie, I want to be honest, man.
Yeah.
No jokes, I swear to God.
No jokes.
Can me and you later get in the hot tub with two different girls?
What the fuck?
Okay, bro
Can we run a two-man in the hot tub in here I don't do too much in there? Why?
Okay, don't call it to me. Can we just show them the hot tub? I mean if I'm feeling the vibe. I'm like, yo, you know what?
Like it's a vibe in a hot tub. Let's do it. You know, you know how I'm like
I would go back to my city on the plane reminiscent of me
You can do that go me you and bit know me and big silk
Look in the hot tub.
No, come on.
Okay, okay.
You know, bring it down.
Why are you doing that, bro?
Why are you doing that, bro?
What did I do?
What did I do?
Come on.
Well, I go out, that's not a bad show, bro.
I can do it.
Okay, bro.
If we see two baddies, I'll help you risk, bro.
No, no, no, no.
You know how to help me.
I don't need, I don't need, I don't need to go to home because that's not what I'm pursuing.
All right.
I'm chillin'.
I'm chillin'.
You gotta just, you gotta just chill this while.
Huh?
Or a...
I like...
Don't worry, don't worry.
It's a big ass.
I was not lying, I was not lying.
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
This is easily the best meat I've put in my mouth.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, I wasn't lying when I said it.
Easily the best meat I've put in my mouth.
I mean, I'm flogging the barrel.
That's just crazy.
I think it's top three.
It's top three meat.
J, have you put this meat in your mouth?
I feel it's better.
I'd say so.
No.
It's better.
Yeah.
It's a rice.
No?
Rice?
No.
How you dig in?
No.
No?
No.
Carbo?
Carbo.
Where y'all going right now?
You want a boat?
Yeah.
Hey, you want it?
No.
No, come on.
I gotta make sure my boss eats.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, shit.
Yo, are we getting in the hospital here?
Are you there with me?
Holy shit.
I just fallen this shit.
Fuck.
Where you at the thing, though?
I'm here.
Yeah.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I know you're here.
You're here.
I don't eat rice.
So I'm coming.
I'm a go-go. I'm a little help.
Are you getting a hot dog later?
Oh my god. Like 3 AM in hot dog box?
We need 3 AM.
How long are we staying here for?
I'm here.
Oh, okay. I see what you're putting down.
When was your first time at LA?
No, second time.
What was your first time for?
I think it was like an energy tournament.
I don't know what the fuck I mean that seems to be true
I'm not even about you
How?
Yo, this is getting on and off
What?
Worst gamer?
Worst gamer of the entire fucking life
He can't play football
I want to turn him in
You can't play football
Yes, I can
It's nice to go against the world, bro
Oh, that one, no, no
Oh, you don't like the one sketch?
Yes
Oh, I didn't saw that
I didn't saw that
You got better from that
I did, I did
You're a quick learner
I'm just scared
When I came, when I came, right
I...
I came and I see the make-back. I'm like, I don't like tasting make-back.
I'm not thinking nothing of it. I get outside, I'm getting lost, I'm looking for the dentist.
I finally get inside the dentist. And I'm like, damn, why is this so empty?
And mind you, I'm like, 30 minutes later, I'm like, hey, is this closed?
And they're like, oh, we have somebody right now. I said, yo, I say my name, I'm like, yo, this is who I am.
Like, I had a dentist appointment, I'm like, I'll tell you the number.
Okay. And I hear this thing alive in the back.
I'm like no no no no no no this thing is not here right now I instantly go my phone on
a check in location.
0.1 mile he's 50 feet from me I'm like oh yeah I'm like oh I don't understand how out of
all dentists like out of all dentists how do I go to the same one.
Same exact one right.
And I just went to death for 6 years.
Disgusting.
I've been here for you right now.
I'm gonna die you good.
Oh yeah.
Mother look at all of you.
Have one bro.
You smell good.
I'm gonna die you good.
I
Knock it off. I didn't hear that.
Oh, you talking about Jerry?
No.
Oh, are you saying that out?
Are you saying that out?
I have like 10 different names.
I don't know.
Is it Brian or is it Jerry?
I got a different one.
Hold on.
Your mom was in song sort of paint when she fucking enjoyed that, bro.
Is that an overwatch camera?
No.
No.
Well, so you know I gotta finish about them be honest when I seen you say fuck Brian got slipped out of league whatever
You never told the core your actual name. You've never told us
No
I'm a new man today, bro. I'm sorry, bro. You'd normally feel like dude. I forward like every coach
But so did you anything you said was like was it true?
Yeah
Yeah
I know that was you throwing the fucking tomatoes, bro
Yeah, well, yeah, any conversation any conversation
Wait, what are we from?
Canada oh damn you pulled up all the way to the big five hour flight by the way
different is part of it yes that's actually crazy
you know what I'm saying that's some running shit yeah that's what I'm saying
that's running shit and now he's gonna practice shit oh I need to have sex but I'll
sex you know what do you need to have sex oh I can't wait you over here though
Yeah, I'm not gonna ask you to get to fucking work.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why is this new like, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
God, God, He hopes you.
He does hope you.
I got you.
I got you.
You got me, Bill.
Oh my God.
I'm not tasting the weed.
You get the gum?
No, I get the gum.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I got you.
Lisa, Lisa.
So god
No, I was just being polite. Oh my god. It's my coach. I guess I come
Oh
You want it?
You want it?
You want it?
You want it?
Yeah.
I'm gonna have you break his body off.
I'm fucking all this shit, right?
How you doing?
I'm gonna be back.
I'm low key, I'm low key, one at 1v1 Jason in a pushup contest, but if I even lose, I'm
jumping off the mountain
Sunday
go check what is double joint
where is that meat?
this one?
uh...
yeah
i think, i don't know who did give me this
oh, it was a random guy
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
what are you doing?
i don't know if sylphi just ended up putting dabbing up some coaching chat
oh, he's falling
I'll send him off.
I'll ask him for the money.
No, no, no, not you.
If you want to take it, have you.
You'll be out.
You'll be out.
You'll be out.
I'll send him off.
I'll send him off.
I'll send him off.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Hey, my God.
Face that dude.
Face that dude.
What the fuck?
Yo, what are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What the fuck?
Oh, my God.
Yo, where are the girls at?
Where are the girls at, man?
No, boy.
Where are the girls at?
No, I'm actually originally a girl.
I'm just trying to chill, you know.
I'm trying to chill with the guys today.
Go on, Mark, I want to get some food for the morning.
Are you all right?
What's up?
I'm not going to be talking about that if you run it down.
Is that something? Oh my God, I want a picture.
Oh, where?
I don't feel hot in it. Oh my God, I'm a fucking guy.
I know, I know, I know.
It's okay.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Stop sneaking around, bro.
Just tell me, bro. Tell me.
Tell you what? Tell me what you need, bro.
I don't need any cards.
I don't need any cards.
hahahaha
listen listen
what was it?
how's Canada bro good?
it's good bro but like
not too weird?
nahhh, i mean no i thought you were not bad bro you're extroverted
i actually can't believe you're here bro
like in LA
i know
i mean like i like it bro but
now i'm just starting to like it's like two years in
it took me a while
long time. Like two years in LA or two years in a show? Two years in LA. Oh yeah. How do you like it?
You don't like it? Yeah I like it. You need it. I'm all living either. But I don't drink either.
No? And I heard you don't drink either. You drink or not? I'm saying so how do you like fit in LA?
I mean I just do my shit through content. That's like that. I just like it. I was saying like this for
years but Jason obviously got a lot of dog treats. It's good but like it looks like a
I think I went past what I was talking about
Not, no chance
Oh, well done
So you haven't gone to Canada or not?
Never, bro
Never
You know what I do, bro?
Stream, gym, repeat
Yeah?
So, yeah
That's my thing
That's it
That's what you do, though, no?
Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm talking about
That's what I'm saying
I've traveled a lot too
You do travel now
You travel a lot
You don't travel a lot
Not really, though
You're the first time in LA?
Second time
Second?
Yeah, I'm in the San Diego, LA
I went to Berlin
Oh, yeah?
I did a marathon in Berlin
It's a rank one
Oh, yeah?
I got like a penthouse
Why do you want to bring it for that?
Oh, yeah?
I did one in N.A. and I did one in EU
My next one's in China
Damn
That's fine
No!
I was dirty
I got you
That's good though
You used to go to Sweden, bro
Sweetie, is that where the outbreak happened or no, was that Switzerland?
Oh you have seen that shit?
I was sketch-comin' it on the flight bro.
You haven't seen that?
I know, I'm not gonna lie.
And I'm going back to Europe soon, I'm just like...
Oh you're going to Europe?
Yes bro, I like it.
Yo, just stay, just be careful bro.
You know what God has in him.
You Muslim, right?
Yeah.
How heavily do you take faith?
Like...
I don't drink.
I don't smoke weed. I don't eat pork.
But, bro, I do lust.
That's the hardest part, bro.
I feel like it's so easy not to drink.
I feel like it's so easy not to drugs.
But, uh, it's hard.
It's gotta be a lot, bro.
Yeah. That last one.
You're afraid of stuff, though? I'll feel afraid.
No. Yeah, I'm afraid of stuff.
But I don't get them like the subdued.
Yeah, I don't get them that. Like, these are not?
No, no.
Are you like, you talk to not everybody?
Everyday.
That's what I'm saying.
Not number one.
So are you a sunny, like, you know any of that?
Yeah, yeah.
See ya.
See ya.
Well, it really doesn't matter, to be honest.
Nah, I'm glad you're a true faith lover.
That's good, bro.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, I'll keep you grounded.
I'm 100% 100% 100%.
Listen, listen.
Your thing, bro.
Your thing.
Any lust tonight?
I got you.
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay.
Those are everywhere.
Huh?
Camera swamp?
Battery swamp.
Battery swamp?
Well, can I hang out with you, bro?
Dude, I'm hanging out with my friends, dude.
You're just a big-nosed motherfucker.
I'm getting off the fuck out of you.
That's fine. Your nose is fucking so bad.
I see you.
I see you.
So fucking bad.
That thing is, like, got a...
A little bit long.
I'm never in a...
Run!
Yeah
Is that Nikkei 15?
That sounds good
How are you bro, you good?
I've been seeing it for a while bro
That was like 4 years ago
You good? How you doing bro?
Great
Hello, I like it. You ever seen what they talk?
I'm close to the bottom of the world
You can do it
Oh, so we're just dropping my lens, really?
We're just dropping my lens, that ass?
Sorry.
Okay, that's all.
Yeah, that's...
You gonna hold it?
You
Step on
This one's probably not even touched.
Okay guys, sorry. One more time.
You
Is that...
First reputation?
Sorry?
Someone told me that I had to go home.
No, it's fucking wet as fuck.
Is that why you're sitting there?
Yeah.
How's your ass not a part of it?
Oh, it's warm.
Sorry.
What?
What?
Is it back hurt?
Yeah, it's somewhere in this fucking house though.
What time is it?
30 but an hour half left bro I'm not gonna lie I don't know if you're south
show if you have a social battery my shits fried bro
like but we're from we're from Windsor bro we're actually from Windsor
it's like
I feel like I feel like you would get lost in this house
I
Believe me another fucking
Yeah, that's um the cameraman boys the core cameraman boys or buys
The way we're checking the hot tub though didn't bring shorts
I got you one access. I knew you'd fucking forget so I got you up there. Actually kidding, bro. You're kidding
No, I should have got a better one.
You're a fucking beast.
We're loggy, bro. We're loggy.
You're a beast. You're a beast.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
I just bought my lower back knee to the rest.
Yeah.
My back is still fucking sore.
No.
I need water, bro.
Bro, I love you, bro.
No, I actually love you, bro. I love you too. No, I love you, bro
Okay, fuck it. Let's frame up
He actually does frame up
I need some water
You know having a shot shotgun mic is so much better
Where's the water?
Where's the water?
Where's the water?
I'm telling you I'm going to get the alcohol.
This is a case of going to a resolution.
No water.
No water?
Ladies, it's no water.
It's an overall.
Thank you.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
He's moved on.
You know he was going to get that.
I don't know about that.
No, I do. I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
What's wrong with you, bro?
You good?
I know you, bro. I know you.
I'm going to take your shot!
I'm going to take your shot!
I'm going to take your shot!
I'm going to take your shot!
Do you want to drink?
Yeah, I don't have to.
No!
No!
You're about to have to take my shot.
Hey!
I'm going to take your shot!
Hey, hey, come on. I'm going to get Kelly's shot.
I don't know what's happening, bro.
You're not even drunk, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
What are you doing?
I don't know about you.
I don't know about you drinking, bro.
Like that.
I don't know about you drinking.
What are you on about?
That's how wrong.
Bro.
I think I had too much to drink, bro.
I don't know about you drinking.
I don't know about you drinking.
I don't know about that.
Let's go.
I don't know about that.
Let's go.
Let's get this over with.
I can't get anywhere.
I can't get anywhere.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
What are you doing?
Give me the other phone.
Hey, come on.
Give me the other phone.
I don't want to get in the pool, bro.
Boy, no, I don't want to get in the pool, bro.
I'm having fun right now.
Little, hold on, take it off, take it off, and be honest.
You gotta be careful.
Wow!
Right here, sit, wait, here, sit.
That's right here, and this right here, right here.
You should have wire.
Yes, but you know, I should have put it
far this way, not this way, or that way.
It's good to, that means you can breathe better.
I'm full to breathe on this side.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Be careful, come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna tell you what, breathe.
You know what we're here for, you know what we're here for?
Cheers guys, cheers.
Cheers, brother, cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers, brother.
Cheers, brother.
Cheers, brother.
Hey, listen, listen!
Listen! Listen!
Listen! Listen!
Listen! Listen!
I'm going to turn twenty-two.
This is my first time of a long night.
Yes.
Hey, we got a shot!
Hey, we got a shot!
Hey!
Hey, I'm not!
I'm not a perfect boy!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Holy shit!
Huh?
Huh?
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Hey! Hey! Let's get a phone!
Let's get a phone!
Damn, bro.
I wish I never got anxiety while I drink, bro.
No, get a s-
I-I-I'd be-I'd be-I'd be sipping right now, but...
Shadow, am I the only one that gets anxious when I smoke weed before drink?
Please, girls, come to the theatre.
Or you're in their house.
Please, please, please.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Why do you owe me one, bro?
This is not all you can do!
This is for all of us!
Somebody, help me!
It's for all of us!
Somebody, help me!
This is for all of us!
What the hell is that?
Hey, take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
Take it off!
No, I said I'm sick.
Wait, turn to the side.
Oh my God!
There's literally no flip part in here bro.
It's not even that big.
It's a huge off, that's about to fall.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
I'm lucky.
No, it's not.
I'm gonna see you there.
You came, eh?
Yeah, I'm glad you came.
I'm glad you came.
I'm gonna go first on you.
What?
I see you in Canada.
Oh, no, no.
So first of all, where'd you come to Canada?
From what?
You came to my country?
Uh, PCT.
Alright.
Hey, come on.
Oh
Want me to charge the other batteries
What is what these charts
What do we need to charge this or this?
What do we need to charge this?
USBC?
You always do it!
So cute. So cute.
So good.
So good.
It's just a battery for my camera.
You don't think it works?
Yeah, it works.
You're the only person who can put it on the floor.
I'm the only person who can put it on the floor.
I'm the person who can put it on the floor?
No, no, no.
No, I actually went out to put it.
You don't get that.
Holy f**k is loud!
Bro, really?
No.
Don't you hear that?
Don't you hear that?
Do you have virus?
Anti-virus?
Yeah, anti-virus.
We're fucked, bruh.
Hey, this is a gold mine for you.
Well, I'm a desktop streamer, too.
If that should actually go to where people are locked in,
You're a desktop shipper.
You're a desktop shipper.
Well, we are not desktop shippers.
We are desktop shippers. We are gamers.
We're gamers?
Why are you laughing, dude?
We are gamers, no?
Oh.
Yes, we are.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, we both came from a video game.
Every single time I see a clip of you,
you are in an IRL with a different girl.
What do you mean?
You're a desktop shipper.
Okay.
Five girls you talked to last month.
Oh yeah, how did I formulate those IRLs through desktop?
I'm a desktop streamer.
I use IRL for the finishing blow.
I thought you just said it's not 30
So we need uh, what do we need?
You know, what can we do to save that?
Do we need another one? I can ask for a power bank
Where's Walnut?
What? What?
What do you mean?
Why did Rick and Sam apologize?
A brother! A brother!
Oh! So because he's Arab, he's my brother!
And why did he know?
That's the only reason I didn't...
I didn't mean to...
I didn't mean to...
I didn't mean to...
Oh!
Yo, what's up?
Yo, Mike!
Yo, Mike!
I'm so sorry.
Listen, you're the good guy.
That's what you do.
You're the white doing it.
What?
Why are you holding him?
That's me.
Wait, let's force him.
What I said?
No.
Where's the police?
What?
Why did you do that?
You're a dog.
Who's that?
No.
6 to 1.
He's a Muslim.
I took 3 shots.
Yo, when did I run to a cameraman at ASAP?
Like Ashley.
Oh.
I look good, though.
What's this?
A Buddhist monk.
Oh man.
Oh man.
What's that?
Is this your god?
No, it's not.
What do you think of that?
Peace.
Allah.
Allah.
Now why are you getting on your knees?
Listen, man, I need a power bank.
Power bank?
Peace.
This is not the guy?
No.
That's not the guy?
OK, what's the money?
This is a power bank.
I'm going to fucking you.
But he's too important to us.
Every time you do it, we're going to pouch you up.
Are you going to show the giver leave?
Yes.
What?
Is it on?
I'm trying this one.
I'm trying this one.
Is it charging?
Uh...
It is?
Yes.
Side Blast.
Alright, big gun!
I'm not worried, but I'm not charged, I'm gonna be charged.
Fucking fuck the other way.
Sorry.
How'd it go, guys?
No, it's not me, it's not me, I even said it, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, I believe you, bro.
I believe you.
I believe you.
It's in my own.
Sure, bud.
Sure.
Yeah, sure, bud.
Well, voila, you have to believe me.
No, no, bro.
Everyone in LA, they were excited to see you step foot in LA, bro.
20K viewers, bro.
I was there.
I was there.
I mean, all 10,000 people, bro.
I'm not the one doing it.
No, it's legit, bro.
It's legit.
No.
It's legit.
We believe you.
We believe you.
We're lucky, bro.
Unbanned on R6, bro.
It's legit.
He's as legit as his view count.
Come on.
No, bro.
You know.
You know I would never do that.
Don't be you in the chat.
No, you're not.
No, I would never do that.
You know I would never do that.
You're such an asshole.
I guess you're a type 10 cheerleader.
I guess.
You're such an asshole.
No, I'm not.
You're such an asshole.
I guess.
You're such an asshole.
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's up, bro?
What's up?
Hey, Dave.
What's going on, huh?
First time meeting him. No, you're shorter in person. What? You're shorter in person. I thought you were 6'1, I'm 6'1.
No, I'm not. I got 10, so I'm lying.
So what do you have on? 10.
What's your normal height?
72.5.
Well, I don't know what...
That's like 16.5.
What's that?
6.5.
6.5.
Like 6 feet with a 0.5 inch.
You call it 0.5.
Well, that's my exact like I got myself officially magic girl doing like a challenge right to lose weight and shit
So we're like the baby the same height then huh, but you lost a lot of weight on your body
No, no, no that ass. Are you actually out of here after the big literally? Yeah, it's more morning
That's the wall the good morning, man. We do one thing. What are you doing? I wrote right?
We'll go to LA County fair. What is that?
Tomorrow, what is LA County fair fair in LA?
What does it do?
I eat.
That's what you want to go to.
I mean, yeah, bro.
Damn, you really popped out, huh?
I did. I know, bro.
Five-hour flight.
What made you do it?
I don't know. I just wanted to tell them.
I never get out of the house.
How was the first time?
First time was ass.
It was an NRG tournament.
But I had, like, four long periods.
Well, is this time around a lot better?
Yeah, way better, way better, bro.
I feel like a home in a mirror, bro.
Everyone's so funny, bro.
So you're a mover?
No.
And it's due to pipeline, bro.
Content creator moved to LA pipeline.
That's for you.
Well, but I feel like, I don't know, bro, you like LA, you were born here.
I was born and raised here.
So I don't know anything else.
I don't know anything else.
But like, I mean, I feel like any place is good as long as the people's right.
But I feel like it's the people that make it right.
You know what I'm saying?
All your friends and family is in LA, bro.
It's a no-brainer, but obviously your family not.
But if you're a friend.
My entire friends and family are all in that massive.
But I mean, some of these people are staying in there.
Some of these people.
I know, look, I get that from like, well, Yugi, Orki, you know.
Yeah, those are real people.
Jason's also fired, bro.
Can't even with people, bro.
But, shit, a lot of baddies, though.
They're alive.
Are you hawking something down right now, or what?
Dude, there's this one back.
I know you sniffing something out from here.
No.
No.
I know.
No.
I know you can sniff something out from here.
Why is no one getting in the pool?
Huh?
Why is no one getting in the pool?
Do you want to get in the pool?
Well, I would rather do a hot tub swim.
It's something I have.
Why don't you have a hold?
But grab a girl, me, you, then I'll...
Dang it.
I'm short without a shirt.
I'm short without a shirt.
I'm fat.
No, you're not.
I'm still fat.
Like, I'm not as fat as I was, but I'm still fat.
Bro, yeah, that's crazy. I didn't expect to meet you. I know. I never
That's crazy
Maybe up the Valorant. I think I did
Valorant much and I know I don't I saw that's the hardest thing to do low key and Val
I know I know so what you know how some down you're saying dude. I'm hunting bro, but like look at this. I'm not
I'm a pointy shoot
I can get nervous I get nervous I get nervous I get more nervous than you but I'm
be honest I can try to win man you I'm not good at it but I'll try no I'll try
bro no no I think you get to that later right here I don't know I'm gonna die
of an either dog no it's oh it's oh it's oh it's oh it's oh it's not right now
right now okay I'm with the poison on it all so what are you what are you
streamer are you a nervous guy with feelings
what are you bro are you a streamer or are you a kid with feelings
i'm a streamer no no no no no look at me look at me look at me
look at me please i get nervous look at me a guy
a man who waits for the perfect timing
guys with a full clip so that's what we're gonna do
Okay, look at me.
What's your name again?
What's your name?
Muda.
No, like your full first name?
No, no, just say Muda, just say Muda.
Okay, whatever.
You're not a human being with feelings.
You're a fucking streamer now, okay?
So that means...
I'll make it not awkward.
No, no, but why don't we just let it flow naturally, bro?
Because...
Did you not hear the quote I said?
I know.
A man who waits for the perfect moment,
perfect timing,
dies with a full clue.
would a full play this much out of my chat brother if they're not saying like do it do it do it do it do
it then like damn streaming without reading chat that's how i know you're in flow state right now
i know i just uh because bro like i feel like most streamers be reading their chat it's kind of
nice to see a streamer that doesn't in the moment yeah i know i'm just living it bro but i get horrible
that out here
yeah
what is that chadrino oh yeah it's really good they have it on the
right click it right here
I just wait wait they have that they have a chadrino
okay yours is not coming up
damn maybe I don't have a service here I'm telling you bro
oh look it do it do it do it do it do it
This is getting good W Guapo so listen so I read a couple once hey walk with me. Hey walk with me
Yes, I did
Well, I generally do like it.
So basically he's only here for one more day and he needs somebody to show him around
LA and he just wants to know if he can do it.
I've only been here a couple months.
I am not much help.
You guys have a lovely time.
Yeah, you'll have a lovely time.
Take care, yeah.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
Wait, wait, what?
There's something.
Okay.
What's your Instagram?
I'll type it in your phone.
Okay.
What's your insta?
I'll type it in your phone
Well, I mean if we're giving out instagrams, maybe I can take yours down
Okay, babe
Do you have my pictures?
I like your pictures
Yeah
I'm calm, so I'm comfortable
Use your nose
Okay, okay
Do you like it?
They match your outfit, they match your outfit almost
A little bit, yeah, they're like cool
Okay, good to meet you
What's your name?
Kate
Kate is my signature Kate
Well anyways
Well anyways
We're gonna go do a couple laughs
We'll see you guys in a bit
I decided to go for it
I love you
Alright yeah I'm gonna cut with my friend
You know it was nice to meet you
Take care Kate, take care
What's your name?
Chloe
I don't know why. That was the first time that's ever worked.
You got one and I got one.
I was like larking my ass off. I didn't play it cool. I thought we failed.
But we were walking away.
They thought they could hear us.
We're out of proximity.
No, no, no.
They didn't send them back.
But do you understand how crazy that was?
What? Did it work?
What do you mean, did it work?
I got an Instagram.
Did you get an Instagram?
I got an Instagram.
I got one too.
Wait, no, she didn't give me hers.
What?
I just gave her mine.
What?
I gave her mine, I didn't get hers.
What?
Oh my God.
Hold on, I got it.
No, okay.
That's not the thing, we just have to bite, bite, chew, swallow.
We wrote, we, we, we, we spin back on that later.
That's, that's the only thing.
Okay.
Is that her?
One minute ago.
She's 06.
What the fuck is 06?
That means she's born in 2006.
How old are you?
21.
Oh, you're good, man.
Wait, what year were you born?
Before.
Oh, then yeah, you're good.
Woo!
Hey, brother.
What are you sending?
What are you sending to the president?
Don't send anything yet!
Okay, bro, bye.
Do you remember, like, tomorrow, or after the party,
just be like, hey, I had a good time,
like, you were really cool.
Yo, we gotta get a hot talk, brother.
I'm gonna get a hot talk.
Okay, yes.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna keep spinning the blot
we're gonna, whatever.
Yo, like, who is this, bro?
So this is what we're gonna have in.
leave you alone now no but it wasn't me I swear to God no I know I'm not because
of this I'm seeing like you're thinking you're thinking you'll find you know
something about your honor later in here bro you have my numbers text me okay
I'm gonna go to the good thing you think you're gonna talk some shit down okay
do you think I'm gonna go for it let's go for it let's just network let's not
What's that word? Come on, let's go.
Hey guys, I'm not going to do it anymore boys.
Oh, is that it over there?
Yeah.
Oh, so we were just walking.
What do y'all have to drink?
Water.
And a red foam? We love red foam.
Red water, please.
Do you have a sip of water? I'm looking for it.
Do you have water too?
Red foam. Everything's red foam.
It's not water.
It's water.
Red foam, everything's red foam.
Oh, this is good stuff.
No, wait, this is good.
If I just got my
Pretty as possible by Red Bull
I skipped a couple steps
AJ I'm Buddha
and walk off the hill
to where that water tank is
and walk back down
jump in the pool
in three blocks
twerp
and then turn to your left
appreciate you
so we got bar
in construction
for the bar
I have no clue where I was going with that
yeah we'll do that
can we just grab both your instruments
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Oh.
The phone's lagging, I don't know, I get shitty-ass attention over here.
Follow my Instagram.
What?
Happy birthday, Jason!
So, uh...
Don't show it off.
Uh, you know what? Yeah, you know what?
I'll follow you. I'll show you how to follow.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So, were you born here? Were you born in that?
No, I wasn't.
I was born in Seattle.
Seattle? I'm from Seattle.
Good!
No, this is not it.
I like Canada more.
Canada?
Canada.
Oh, right.
I thought that was my birthday, you know what I'm saying?
My birthday too.
Today?
May 8th?
Yes.
Of course.
What's your birthday?
What's it?
What?
How old is your birthday?
What? Why are you laughing?
What?
We'll call him to give us a name.
One, two, one, two, three.
How old are you guys?
You never have to go to age.
Come here, I'll take you all.
All right, well, it's making me...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We're all going to take a shot.
All right, I'm down.
Y'all want to take a shot?
We're going to go to that one, the commercial one, no that one is better, well the stars
are amazing today, Asia and stars are a dead activity, it's beautiful.
What the hell?
Hey, we just shouted back just...
...mood up.
What do you really want to roll today?
I think we're just gonna...
you
you
you
you
you
You
I know, I feel natural at this point.
Because, I mean, I see you.
We did.
I know, I've never been on this call with you guys.
Yeah, I didn't expect to see you.
I'm on a high.
I'm on a high.
I'm on a high.
That was really nice.
I mean, like I said, I'm a poor racer.
I'll be pretty on the top.
I can't believe we just...
Wait, I don't...
No, that was insane.
I didn't get to roll.
I've never raised guys out on the floor.
It doesn't matter, but I've never shot...
Bro, we're a fucking group for two right now.
Well, because I was asking how it got a big money.
I mean, I got the ring for two for two though, like all girls.
Nah, no.
She's so bad.
She's so actual hype.
Yo, you know what we need to do, bro?
What? Lights? Lights? Yo.
Stream all streams and that 12 o'clock, bro.
Ah, she could be.
Yes.
Okay, on my schedule, you'll have to extend your flat review to tell one more thing.
Why?
Because you're too tall.
OK.
All girls can swim.
One in one.
Do an IRL stream for the baby to come to the water.
OK.
At the LA County Fair.
What is the LA County Fair?
It's just a fucking, it's an LA County Fair.
It's the biggest fair in the world
where there's rides, carnival games, trains, and fuck.
So we have a mission at that.
Or you can sit on this fucking couch.
So what are you, a streamer?
What are you a streamer or a real pussy on a cat?
I'm a streamer!
Alright, so let's go fucking streamin'.
Alright so, let's go, let's go.
I'm gonna take a shot of this.
No, just have a video.
You're close.
Eric, come on.
Get the end!
What?
That's not...
Oh my God.
Hey, look at that.
Hey, bro.
What are you doing?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I guess I'm a gentleman and guess what else I'm guess what else I am. I'm not a cheater
Downloaded scripts for legal legends and hold on. No, I'm done. Oh, I asked you to piss me off. I'm not I'm not
No, hey, yeah, look, yeah, look, I look so much. Oh, my God
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Leave me alone!
Listen.
No, no, no.
This is what drives me insane.
Turn this way so the lights on.
Come on, come on.
Actually, the lights here.
Listen.
Now, okay.
I understand like-
Three of us, three of us, three of us.
Listen, I understand like getting AIMBA in Valorant
or Rainbow Six each other.
Okay, that's understandable.
Everyone's like, who in the right fucking mind
down low tax for Elden Ring?
You fucking loser.
Dude, you couldn't be millennia?
You couldn't be millennia?
You had to download health fucking hacks?
What are you, a virgin?
What?
Brother, I'd rather you hack in Valorant
and fucking win-traded way up to the top
every single fucking reset, bro.
Then you get hacks on Elidan ring, man.
That's like all the time, though.
My jaw dropped when I saw it.
I swear to God, I was like, no fucking way.
I was like, that's a low.
What's the rank of Valorant?
What's the rank of any Valorant,
and any video game in the world?
Okay, see, the thing,
the difference between you and me
is there's this thing called grass.
I actually go outside,
and I touch you and play with it,
and I go for walks and shit.
You just stay in your room,
and you sit at your desk,
and entertain a million people.
No, it's just,
raaab!
Raaab! This is me.
Fuck around.
Oh, you're the opposite gender.
Nice to meet you.
You know,
talk to the opposite gender before? Yes I have. Are you crazy? Yes I have. Oh wait you have an eight?
Who's that guy? What's that? Yo one more go get it. No I'm broke. I'm celibate.
I guess that's a bad thing. Ha ha. You. By the way oh. We got at least 37 goals every day.
Difficult to have a little buzz don't think I forget. Fuck you. Where's we're supposed to
hang out yesterday? You fucking ghosted me. You made me up. Are you fucking retarded?
No look on his nose is it growing is it growing yep liar you fucking liar you
never hit me up it's a follow what's your Muslim
Arabic Arabic equals Muslim or have you seen that one me more I got you
No, it's not for me, it's not for you, bro.
No, for you.
No, it's not for you.
Dude, motherfuckers, she's sick.
I already got two.
I already got two days.
She's sick smart, now.
Actually, never mind.
You want to go?
You want to go?
Dude, I'm not talking to her.
Have you seen me talking to a woman tonight?
She's shooting at a twine in GTA.
Ah.
Are you just lurking around about that?
I am lurking around.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, I don't think I've ever gotten this much exercise in my life. You are. No, I actually would love you like 600
Huh? No, actually, I don't think I've ever had this much
Chabr to be saying bro, I have it sought down for a second
What are y'all doing, bro?
I don't even have data bro, look what the fuck is this?
I don't know why I don't have data bro
I'm trying to talk, I want to see the channel soon
Do you want me to pull up your phone for a second?
I think it's that one, let's see
Actually
Yes, bro. I'm trying to read chat but my chat's not loading like my man
You don't got no reception number? No, bro. Hold on, that's killer.
I got three bars, bro. You need a hotspot? Oh, I got it. I got it.
That was good luck, bro. Thank you, bro.
Hashtag feed, Jalot. Are you hungry? No, I'm not hungry.
I'm in a fasted state.
How are y'all, bro?
how are y'all chat how are y'all I know I feel bad bro I feel bad that I'm
ignoring all guys go how are y'all bro where's case on the case something was
gonna be here no find more pie I don't know who more pie it is you good to
enjoy yourself I know a little key it's kind of crazy because I never really
like parties but this party's kind of cool bro
can't believe we ran into chat can't believe we ran into uh huh?
Facebook? Oh yeah, Facebook's crazy. Yeah, it sounds like damn.
He's in a security guard.
That's looking horrible.
Yeah.
But I was talking about what's her name, Gia.
Oh, Gia.
Oh, my God.
Feel my nice heart, I think.
We can get that out.
Oh, he's taking it out.
I've been so much better.
You wanna smoke?
I was a test.
I was a test.
I said yes, you can find the spot.
I could look everywhere in the growth, in the boy-fac-slash growth in there, though.
I'm drunk!
You look like you've been harded by the drunk.
For the big nose!
I'm gonna be drinking out nose five times more.
Hey, I'm not allowed to stick shot.
Alright Moodle, let's go.
Alright, come on.
Take another shot.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
I'm so sorry about this train.
I'm so sorry, did I say hello?
I think I saw a shot.
I saw a shot.
My name's Brandon.
I've seen him before.
Yo, I'm gonna be honest though, you know, right off-mode?
Yes.
No, bro, back in the day, not now.
Oh, you wanna go there then?
He's telling me I'm a cheater.
Yo, where's your name, bro? Why is she here?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, cool.
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
You tell us, bro.
Well, you can teach me how to play like the game one day, maybe, potentially?
Yes, bro.
Because I'm gonna be honest.
I'm like gay, burned.
I broke my finger and I never got to learn how to play Val growing up.
What's your opinion?
Am I right clicker?
Is it broken?
Yes, I can never use the mouse.
But I've never seen you play a game like see you play the girls.
Same point.
I don't play with no girls.
I don't know.
Generally.
Generally.
No, I'll be on the game on E.
I'm brilliant.
In Valorant.
No, you are not radiant.
I'm actually radiant.
Laser nose. I'm radiant.
He's not radiant. I wouldn't know if you're radiant.
Gang.
Get your number or rock.
Get your number or rock.
I'm radiant, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, and I'm also uh...
Are you in that league too?
Wait, what's the...
I'm a super Sonic Legend.
Sonic Legend.
And Rocket League.
You know, I actually talked to some Sonic Legend players too.
Oh, for real?
I've never heard of you before.
Oh, fuck.
Fries, bro. Fries.
Let's get no a game. I just think I'm getting to never see you play. Yeah, my name is Gringo and RP. I'm one of the RP legends
River yeah, I'm a RP legend. I should what games you play going up GTA
No, no, no, no, you're never a nerd nerd. I am a nerd
Yeah, you're laughing bro. You're laughing. No, no, no, I'm telling you
I like Amy G's
Who doesn't like Amy G's?
Yo, can you give me a favor though? Yeah, I'll teach you how to play Val and I swear that you can ask anyone in here
Bro, you know me, you know I am. Yes. Am I not good at every some of the games?
Yes. Why'd you get banned on R6? Because they thought I cheated like five years ago. You cheated? Wait, so you cheated on every game?
No. You cheated on Val and R6?
I cheated on Val.
No, no, no, no. Wait, is that a Zim? Wait, what's it called Zim? No, I play PC.
I will teach you how to play any game and I will give you the best out of it, but I need you to teach me one thing.
How do I get girls now?
It's the easiest thing of all time.
Show me.
What do you want?
Do you want to do a two man match up like that?
Do you want to show the wrong one?
I swear on my life, I will get into it.
If I get a two man.
What if it's one, who's down for both?
What the fuck? Whatever you're into, I've never done that before.
I bet.
I bet.
Well, it would be better if we had two of them.
Yeah, of course we had two of them.
Or three. Do you have shorts? I have shorts.
I'm not trolling, bro.
You do shorts? Wait, what are you talking about?
You have shorts to get in there.
Oh, no, I got drawers on, though.
They're great.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
Oh, I just want a drawer.
I have two shorts.
Wait, you have extra shorts?
Yes, I have two shorts.
All right.
Let me pair it.
Okay, I see what I got there, bro.
I have four shorts.
What, Lahi?
What, Lahi?
Oh, ethnicity, Lebanese.
I'm Lebanese.
I'm 90% Lebanese.
What about you?
You're Lebanese?
What about you?
90%.
90%.
That's the corner.
We're on a move.
That's the move.
What about you?
Like Irish in my dress?
Jewish?
No.
I'm Irish in my friends.
What do you mean, Jewish?
Yeah, we're Lebanese.
We're lesbos.
So, do you guys together?
Nah, not at all.
It's like American, like I eat cheeseburgers and pasta going up.
Who's here for today's flex?
He's muscle.
Fill it, fill it.
I'll be in the gym, I'll be in the gym.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, yo.
Let's do this today.
You want to pop it later?
You want to pop the alt later?
We can pop it all later?
Or you can point and shoot right now.
Cameras shoot.
Cameras are done at 12.
Wait, you have...
Wait, cameras are done at 12?
Yes.
Mandated?
Yes.
Wait, why don't you have a flash?
I don't know, but I don't do IRL.
I don't do IRL.
It's Tuesday Friday has yellow ISO right now
You're gonna get better at this top and then and I'm gonna get better at IRL so we can like help each other out
It's the best
Yeah, listen, where do we go on it swimming in the hot tub? Yeah, you know you're gay. Yeah, yeah
What is happening?
I know, bro!
They're jacking us!
Okay, okay, okay!
Listen, listen, can't be honest.
I want sex.
I want to be honest, I bought three packs of prawns right now, and they're unlawful.
They're not okay.
I want sex.
I want sex. I don't want to just do this stream thing.
I want to be stream shit.
But I actually want to have sex with you.
Me?
No!
Bro, what?
I'm not saying you want sex.
Oh, bro.
I'm not such a girl anymore.
once I'm in sex last week oh so like it's not like not like
like I love it bro no but LA is different what are we from
hey what the fuck that's a $5 flight skater yeah so you really came here for
the buns yes I wrote this guy's a boy jason
oh yeah I got him a chain I got him a chain
yo I saw chain I don't match holy
Oh, bro?
Yeah.
I probably, I don't smell anything.
No, I'm not smelling it.
I'm not smelling it.
No, I gotta be cool on it.
I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, God, I got him a chain.
A full diamond chain?
Yes, there's a W-Riz on it.
So, you're not really there.
Duh!
And you, you live in Canada.
Canada?
Like, one million dollars USD is like ten million Canadians.
So, you're like a ten million there.
Yo, chill, chill, chill, chill.
It like relates to that, essentially.
Hi.
I'm not fine too, man.
I'm stealing your number.
I'm stealing your number, bro.
I'm gonna find two men, we're gonna give them a hot suck,
and we're gonna go, you'll lose your points to choose.
What's your name, a girl?
It's Dungo.
It's Dungo.
Generally.
I'm actually happy, bro.
You have a case on it, bro.
Why, you don't have a case on it?
I have a, no, I have a case, but don't be pressured.
They said on the...
Yeah, okay, I won't.
I'll just sell it to someone.
What?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I met like three people here,
two people here that have no cases on their phone.
I don't know why they do that.
Yeah, I'm not from LA, bro.
If I break this shit, I'm gonna go back to a feisty.
Wait, I heard you have an M3.
I know, I don't, yeah, I do have an M3!
Yeah, I spent a rep who got it.
I spent a bag on it,
so it's like M3's like the highest model you can get,
so I spent a bag on it.
I spent like 10 bands on it.
He's going to battle.
Wait, what'd you drive?
Open real?
Open school?
Yeah, I'm excited!
Now, that's, all right.
We can show you the M3's later on.
We're on cops.
Huh?
We're on cops.
We have COVID?
Yo, you got that new shit!
That's not virus!
That's not virus!
That's not virus!
That's not virus!
No!
What the fuck is that?
Yo!
I haven't been bullied in a long time.
Nah, bro, fuck them guys.
Are you kidding me?
Yo, come on, bro.
Nah, bro, that's not cool, bro.
I
Swear to God I like it bro
I'm telling you, bro. I'm not like that, bro.
But you actually have the fucking hensai virus and all.
No. It's not the hensai virus?
Yes, it's the hensai virus.
What the fuck is on that guy's feet?
What is that? Is that the hensai virus?
Yo, come to a quiet place real quick.
Huh?
How fast do I point you?
That's too fast.
You're at first count.
That's too fast.
Too short?
Yeah.
Are you feeling like it?
Good.
Good?
Yeah.
Okay.
Good shot.
Uh, what?
What?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I didn't do anything, what?
I didn't do anything!
We love that, bitch!
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I was with my friend.
We were talking about this all the time.
We didn't say anything about that.
I didn't even know what to do with this.
I thought I'd do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'll be back in a minute.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to take this.
You got the biggest nose in the fucking world.
I think it was the four girls though, plus he ain't shooting.
No, hey! Hey!
Is he shooting right there?
No.
Is he shooting right there?
He's shooting towards back there.
Look at him!
You got motion!
No, I can't know.
Bro, we're in LA, you got motion.
You can take any girl, if you got motion, you can take any girl.
Even if you got boyfriend.
No, I'll cut that out.
I'm gonna cut that out.
I'm gonna cut that out.
I'm gonna watch the stream.
No, man, I got ad-bottom.
I swear to God, on everything I love Jesus Christ, I don't think I've seen Him before.
I've seen this amount of baddies in my life
It's interesting though very interesting
Yeah, I've never seen this amount of baddies in my life. Yeah, and you're telling me I told you you're gonna freeze up
Wait, you're talking about me?
Exactly what I said.
You're talking about me, right?
Let me talk to you.
What do you mean about me?
You're talking about me!
No, you're not bad.
What?
I'm not gay.
Yeah, you don't have to be gay, but I can still be bad.
You're chopped.
Okay, let's fuck that, bro.
You're talking about me?
I'm chopped.
Come on, bro.
Come on, come on.
We can vote each other.
Come on, bro.
It's good, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I don't know what to do, bro.
You gotta get new ones.
What?
Oh, I'm not an IRL streamer.
I mean it's way too small you don't get the actual zoom right you can't
What's your phone number bro?
Please bro
Bro
Oh my god, bro, I know
Why don't fuck did I just get a contact it's a gage off
Yo, please gage off. Yo, don't have someone in your phone called gage off. Yo, it is John. It's my old phone charger
It's my old phone charger
when I used to work as a realtor.
You got it?
Who's Gay Josh?
That's me, bro.
My name is actually Josh.
Is that what you said?
Oh, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's my dad.
It's my dad.
It's back when I used to work as a realtor.
So who's Gay Josh?
He's a Gay Josh.
So you hit on someone that was gay to sell to my house?
He says I sold me a house.
Look at my ID right here.
You see my name right there?
He says...
Oh, really?
He sold me a house.
Do I actually have a first name, Gage-O?
I swear to god, look at your contacts.
Bro, leave it here.
Who the fuck is that, bro?
It's somebody that I used to work with.
Now he used to try to hit on me, so I just put his name on his Gage-O.
No! Stop exposing our shit, bro!
What the fuck, bro?
I can't expose that shit, bro.
Bro, man, I just don't understand what to do, bro.
Yeah, just welcome to somebody.
You're sober, you're sitting here, doing nothing, bro.
What is your task, what's it do?
Tell me.
I know, bro, I know.
That was a good bus, I'm not gonna stay forever, bro.
Yo, you're actually on my dick.
Come on, bro.
Get up and do something, right?
Yo, did actually need help, Gage off scotch you, bro.
Who the fuck is Gage off?
I'm right here.
So we need to grab a girl, we need to grab a girl and we need to get into the hot tub.
But like one on one hot tub is like that of an oldie craziest shit in the entire world.
I don't know why.
There's no one else in the hot tub.
There's no one else in the hot tub. I gotta go.
Where are we? Who's this?
What?
Who's this in the middle of the road?
I know I know where Ron is though, I actually don't know what happened over the span of
like 30 minutes the population of this party has been simple.
You're the same spot I lost you 30 seconds ago.
How are you still here?
Hey dude, why are you doing it with my name?
No.
I'm in OSDS, dude.
So why are you still in this corner now?
I'm just chilling.
No bro, I'm like, that's not girls spot.
Let's show my best along.
I was talking to you.
Why all the needy?
Let me get some girls, bro.
Hey, that's a group, bro!
Bro, what do you mean, bro?
Yo!
Oh!
I would never show this to you.
Bob?
Bob?
I
I don't know how to do it, I'll do it, I'll ride behind you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
All right, come on.
Look at the path to my room, guys.
What is this?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Bomb and now it's like
Yeah, I'll go see it.
And now?
It's 11.40.
Can I be like, every like 10, 25, 30 minutes?
I need to take like a fucking talk break or something.
Like a detox break.
Look at do talks great
You're getting overstimulated I think that's what it is. Well, can I genuinely think that's what it is? Well, I'm a child of
What do you mean go to Brayden?
Gold two men are Brayden.
They have the girls.
They're live.
Brayden got a two man?
Where's Brayden?
I
Not in calm so it's hard
where the fuck are you my chat saying you have 2 girls where are you where are you
All right.
No calm.
No calm.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Take a photo, take a photo.
You gotta be bad at that.
What the fuck, why is that going normal as a cheater and a big nose?
What is this?
What is this?
I don't know.
Actually, I want to go down.
Wait!
Bro?
I'm not here for my throne.
I'm not here for my throne.
I'm here for my throne.
Okay, so slow?
This or no?
No, no, no, awesome.
That leave? Oh my God.
It's so good with us.
Let me walk.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, uh, I really fucking...
Alright, I'm gonna get a new girl.
Two girls and I'm gonna run down.
I'm gonna be honest, the camera broke.
I'm so sorry.
I'm totally broke.
Alright.
Alright.
The camera broke.
I didn't see your brain to hold it in.
He's over-commentating.
I didn't see you.
They say, bro.
If you want to go in the house or not.
Yes, I will.
I do.
OK, so I don't like my girl.
You're going to have to take one for the team here.
What does that mean?
Your nose is too big.
No, it's not, bro.
It's not that long.
I'm honest.
I can get the two men, but you're
going to have to take the chopper one.
Bro, I am not that chopped, though.
I don't get what you're saying.
Like, you're not chugged, but like,
bro, if I get some shit, you're gonna have to take the uglier one, bro.
Game. They can't even see past your nose.
Yo, what is this? You're lovin' my confidence.
How much does it cost to a girl now?
You know what? How much does it cost to a girl if you're lovin' my confidence?
Alright, so talk to a tortop, go to confidence, and then raise a set.
That's stupid. I don't know what to do with this.
I got a good IQ.
I don't care. Anyone you want.
I'm not here. Anyone you want, I'll get in the hospital, okay?
Let's go.
You want?
Yes.
Okay.
I got a lot for drinks right now.
We haven't taken all night and we're sober as fuck.
I just showed him where the bar was.
Get your new bar.
Whoa!
See that?
God, I like that.
That's the secret bar.
Wait, uh...
I don't like heavy.
I'm allergic.
Are you an Asian?
Yeah.
Is your friend Asian too?
No.
ABGs, am I right?
What do you mean by that?
Oh, ABGs?
I don't want to say ABCs.
I'm learning my ABCs.
How do you do that?
ABC.
Two, three.
You have the best in the world.
I'm the only human being in the entire world to get my
Oh my god, you almost missed his nose. That would have been a hard one
Yeah
We're loving these brothers, and you guys are both what's your ethnicities. Yes
This has been an allergic reaction to hot tubs by chance
Yeah, that's actually my biggest allergy.
I know, we have a cold plunge over there, we're gonna go in, so...
Let's do the shot, genuine.
Huh?
How much did you make your comedy skills under 10?
She said I'm an icon of me?
What's that?
That's crazy!
I got it! You put it in my fucking face, it's worth it!
I'm gonna relight the spiders!
I'm gonna relight the spiders!
You're the only light we got!
Wait, wait, wait, can we do a log off right now?
Okay, yeah
What why are you like what why are you doing that?
No, I'd AJ I'd AJ now
Fucking brutally not change the beams. Oh, you can't do that. And you can't do this in real life though
You can't do this it's a slightly higher your score you can't get on the upwards angle you're doing me wrong over there
Cameras often ten minutes
We run a costamigos one and we gotta go take a shot
Here now you like it
You got his hair right
Not a price. I'm not a lot. I'm gonna go take a shot. Let's go take a shot. Yeah
Oh my god. Wait, is that the shot? Is that the shot?
Is that the shot?
And that's how you get fucking hentai virus.
That's how you get a tonic virus, genuinely.
Well, I'm yours. We need to get you another drink. Let's go.
Okay, no. New two-man. New two-man.
They're still there, though. They're back in.
No, I don't like those girls.
What are these girls?
What are they?
Excuse me, ladies?
You guys play Valorant?
I'm Radiant.
How do you play Valorant?
You're Radiant, too!
You know I have gotten rank one.
And triple confidence.
I'm so awesome.
Really, bro?
That's impressive.
That's gonna be to Lilia.
What do you mean?
You don't drink?
You don't drink?
And then we went to the dual class?
Yeah!
And then we did the horse mode
and you jumped on that
and I pretended to be a horse
Yeah, that carries you though
Yeah, that carries me
Wait, who do you guys name?
What do we name?
I'm Valerie
Jack
What are you doing?
She's a sage.
She's a meerler.
You do jay?
No.
And I do sage.
I mean, whoa, no, not sage, not sage.
Whoa!
I don't know.
Why do you say whoa, whoa?
I don't know.
You mean another character?
Ah, Rena.
Ah, Rena.
I mean Rena.
You're rather talking on Rena.
Rena.
Rena.
Rena.
No, yeah, Rena.
I'm like Rena myself.
Who's the highest-ranked out?
Who's the highest-ranked?
You.
No, no.
What was door highs?
Oh, I don't know.
No, that was before I even streamed.
That was like, 21, 29.
You don't game anymore?
No, I just do IRL.
No, nobody watched the game.
Why? I would watch it.
Oh, gosh, that was a wonderful game.
Okay.
What games do you play back in the day?
Valorant, Fortnite,
Rage 6.
What are you best at?
I'm not good at anything.
What are you best at?
Everything.
Literally everything.
I don't want to brag, but I don't want to brag.
I'm good at Valorant, Rock and League, Fortnite.
Well, Scramble succeeds.
What else?
I think I have pretty much everything actually.
It's not.
I got a lot to experience.
What else did I miss?
I didn't ask you much, did I?
No, you seem really good at everything.
I can tell.
Really?
Yeah.
You seem good at everything.
I don't...
I don't have much, uh...
I don't know what that was.
I don't know what that was.
I'm trying to get some food outside.
Yo, why don't they take these girls to the bar?
And then the huts over there.
Oh my god.
Are y'all by chance alerted to chlorine?
Yes.
Super alert 3.
Well, just another chicken.
Remain as jet.
And I always...
Is there even a hot tub here?
Yeah, whispering.
Is this a hot tub right there?
Oh, there sure is.
Oh my god.
And I would love to get in a hot tub tonight.
I'm just gonna say that right now.
You're a hot tub swimmer?
No, no, I am not.
No, I'm not.
Oh, OK!
Yo, drop the old hat, Chris!
No, I'm not.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
I'm not even going to get that.
You see that?
Scouts are in this girl here.
Gold!
Do you know if you hit that thing?
No.
No.
No, I said that thing.
No, I said that thing.
Ha ha ha!
I'm not even trying to get it.
Don't be all safe.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm not sure about that.
Oh!
I'm not sure.
Uh, maybe.
We'll try real hard.
You can try it though.
Imagine though, this situation is just like just us and I want to be the best friend.
No, it would be really weird if we just somehow andably...
It would be so weird!
That would be so weird!
That would be weird.
The people down there.
What?
I don't know.
Oh, Brandon.
What was it?
I like the afterglow.
Let's all take a shot together.
I think since we all played ballerina, we need to take a ballerina shot.
A ballerina shot?
You need to play ballerina.
You don't even play ballerina.
He does, he does, he does.
I do.
He does.
I don't.
You've seen stuff so fast.
He does.
He does play ballerina.
No, he does play, he does play, he does play.
You do.
No, you do.
Yeah, you love Bryant.
Yeah, I love Bryant.
There you look, after, after. What are you saying?
What are you saying right now?
I've seen you guys are real fans.
I'll take a shot.
Yeah, I do have it. I'm not on me. Do you want to go get it?
What's that? 9?
Yeah, I'll be out of time.
Yo!
Do you want to go on a walk?
All going to walk?
All or just like us?
Yes.
All going to walk?
Yes
What's your name?
I'm from the walk
Maybe around the pool?
It's on the walk
Can you take it to a fucking dark room?
No, no, no, no, no, no
Oh my god
It's on the fucking...
Uh-oh
Creepy ass forest?
I just want to watch
I just want to watch
What the fuck?
But
You want?
I'm in your pockets
Are you saying fuck the poor right now buddy?
Masha'Allah
Are you Muslim?
Masha'Allah
He is Muslim
You're fat ass nose, what the fuck are you saying that to me bro?
Nose off!
Go download scripts, go download aimbot, go download fucking fuck else.
Nose off!
You know what they say, big nose, big... cheating.
Yo do you ever put the slash bang any closer to my face?
Like what's going on here bro?
Yo we should play VR chat.
Uh, sometime.
I've never played that game before.
What is your chat?
Yeah, I didn't buy a headset for it and yeah, no, I don't
I made VRChat memes in 2018.
So you were used to be a VR chatterer.
I used to be a VR chatterer, yeah.
I made like buff Pikachu memes.
Bruh.
Yeah.
Bruh.
I think Bruh is better.
Wait, so you actually know what's up with the soccer?
Yeah.
We like going back.
Definitely.
She's actually really pretty in IRL.
Yeah.
Just saying.
Interesting.
You want to be on shot?
I would if you wanted me to.
Can I have a chance to grab your Instagram?
Later.
Later.
Off camera.
Off camera.
Okay.
You know what?
It's really lovely and nice to meet you too.
I can't.
I will be coming back after the show's done.
I'm too late right now.
I'm sorry.
Nice to meet you.
It's okay.
Yeah, but it was lit.
Holy shit.
Ready for a test?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're definitely getting out of that virus.
We're definitely getting out of that virus.
We're definitely getting that virus.
Yeah, right.
Come on, look.
Your bucket.
Ahhh!
I
Know
Let's go Orioles.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
What's this thing?
What are you looking at?
What's that?
You sneaking Orioles over here, bro?
No, no, no.
Hey, let me find out.
Let me find out.
No, no, no.
So, you good?
No, I'm good, bro.
You're not feeling super hydrated?
You're not parched?
Did I get water?
Yeah, of course you can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm honest.
Sam, boy, you got that whole waistband on you.
I know, bro.
I know, bro.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
They're down to the batteries.
They have water as well.
Yes, sir.
Got you.
I can't get more without the yellow.
Yeah.
Hey, don't forget this, bro.
Oh, I love you, doc.
Yeah, thank you.
You too.
Get up.
I don't want to go through.
Let's go for the back, exactly where it was.
Fuck it.
I don't feel hurt.
No.
Jennifer.
Jennifer, my feet.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
So, we're going to start taking a series.
What the f**k?
Why I like my feet bro?
What the f**k?
I should have brought my other shoes bro.
I should have been punished with all my other shoes.
He's trying to say no, possibly.
This is what you guys need, find who!
The first thing you do is turn it off for a moment.
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
I'm thinking of IG later, though. That's off-shitty.
It's off-shitty.
It looks good and bad.
It doesn't look good and bad.
What do you mean Q Rank?
What do you mean Q Rank?
They're genuinely, what do you mean, Q-Rank?
Like, what do you mean, Q-Rank?
You gotta end? No.
I don't know what I'm gonna end on, but it should have been five minutes ago, but I think I don't
live right now.
I just like, I explain it to you all like, so this, have you fucking, so on my side,
On my soul, I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
I don't care.
Bro, are you an extroverted or extroverted?
I'm extroverted.
I'm extroverted.
I'm a little bit drunk.
You're bad?
I'm glad you think that's how it is.
Really?
Cuz, I mean, I've been on the road.
I'm a side.
You know, there's a lot of renewal girls.
Then we kind of had a rocky situation.
And then now we're back.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm glad I met you, because all these guys, I really like to eat most.
Really?
Yeah, I'm a bro.
What?
You hear that?
We eat them up together.
Yeah.
So, we'll see, I'm glad you're here, bro.
You're here?
Yeah.
Like I said, it was rocky at first, you know, whatever, bro's rocky, and now we're back.
So, I'm glad.
I'm lucky to go.
I love you too, man.
And I'm, listen, I'm not just saying this because I'm a little bit too much.
No, no, I feel you.
You know how the chick comes out?
Yeah, of course.
Well, you having a hard time getting the chat?
Did I interrupt?
No, bro.
Can I sit in the background and eat?
100% bro.
Hi, bro.
Yo, bro, I'm so like, I'm very introverted, bro.
And being out here for this long is taking me out.
Not in a bad way.
Wait, can we sit somewhere where we can both sit and sit?
100%.
Bro, can I say I relate to you the most?
Because I feel you, bro.
How many of you go up?
Bro, when I first saw you,
how many bikes did me and you take from the same spot?
You sit at, like, just like me and you bro?
We both sit at home and do the same like you do.
Right?
So like, I mean, you could sit here, dude.
I wanted to sit on the fire, bro.
Awesome.
Yo, how do you like the room?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, you can't go.
You might catch on fire.
Brother.
Hey, can you all let me know if I catch on fire
fire if I sit here
I appreciate that
Are you sure about that?
Bro, oh my god I'm scared
I catch on fire I'm gone
No, it's just cold
Bro, are you crazy?
What?
Did you feel a little overwhelmed at that time?
Yes bro
I remember
That's why I don't like LA
I'm scared I've always liked it
I'm not a party there bro
The most rowdy it gets is when me, you, Shane's, Proud, and F*****g Tagos are in a call s**t talking to each other. That's where I am.
The first ever Jay Setacon or the second one when I did it, well I walked in there for my first time,
but I was so overwhelmed, like, wow, what the f***** is this thing doing.
Like, I just kept doing it and then I got used to it.
Did you do the same thing?
Good thing that you did used to it?
Well, it depends on what you want.
Because I remember even back then you always told me you wanted to branch out of Valor.
I did, man.
you did and you were a variety gamer now so that's what you wanted yeah I love
that stuff I know I don't mind IRLs bro I love IRLs too
the thing is it's just like and you gotta do IRL with the right people bro
like when I do IRL with D-Way it doesn't feel like a workout so there's yeah
there's people where it's like where I'm like shot like for example like bro
Jason and Ron they're rowdy as fuck taking a bad man in a situation and for me bro I
can't do that I begin overwhelming stuff but I begin like my social
I could tell your god could do a statement. Yeah, bro. This shit is not
It's not for everybody. I really is and I'm beyond always the S4. Yeah, that's a prime example of their social batter
Never dies when you with them shit always
Yes, bro, like are you doing for me always like they high energy the whole time and that that's not for everybody
But I applaud them for that cuz that's like that's like good as far
No, I thought I was bro chill. Okay, but no, I'm saying much
I mean it just bends, bro. You get a crib out here, you can have the best of both worlds.
Do your variety shit, and then, if you want an IRL, but I don't, I think for you, you probably like variety shit.
I mean there's people that do variety like KZ.
Yeah, I'm just like, I don't know, I'm just like that's the option, bro.
Yeah, and that's good, never lose that, but like shit like this is always fun.
You know, I'm sure you're chatting with the tool.
Chatting with you.
Are you guys enjoying this, bro?
It's different not both. You could do gaining 80% of time 20% of time to have fun
Remember I relate to your law like have a marlin if you're jumping it up
Sure, Marlon take off your shirt
What?
Hold this girl. Hold it. Yo, this is my fit. I don't think I got it under the table. Run it run it run it run it.
I love y'all bro. Listen brother take this. I love y'all. I'ma see y'all boys. I do.
Oh my god. You're fucked.
My land!
Could I?
Oh, that's a knife!
That's a knife!
This is fake knives!
Oh, shit, what the fuck?
Oh, what?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
What was that?
I'm too excited, bro.
That's the worst idea ever
Like genuinely well, why did we do that? Well, how did we do that?
Why would we do that?
Can I get a hug too, my love?
No, no, no, no.
I have no clothes.
Well, now he has no clothes.
No, no, no, no.
Are you serious?
I'm not reaching out for you.
Why did I do that?
Bring me out.
I'm a really big fan.
I'm really big fan.
Camera's off.
Camera's off now.
You missed the bangle though.
Oh, I don't know why I did that I don't want my I know I know it's hard it why would I do that
Why would you that?
Jason give close to you bro, please bro just hop in a hot tub
Now Moody, have a good body from now on.
Thank you.
That's good for you.
You have a great body.
Thank you.
I'm just waiting.
I see it.
I really see it, bro.
You actually do?
I'm not allowed to see it.
You're genuine, man?
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do I need towels or something?
Yes, bro.
Please.
I feel good, bro.
Actually, I know.
I can tell.
I know.
I can tell.
I'm trying, bro.
I can't.
You got to hold that now.
I can't, you gotta hold that now.
I have to.
I'm gonna go change real quick.
I don't know.
I'm gonna change real quick.
I'm gonna come back out.
I got this.
Hey, everybody here!
Why would we do that?
Why would we do that?
Now I'm no close.
Um, I might have closed my car.
Please.
Are you fucking Uber'd here, dickhead?
No, no, no.
You can definitely go ask my lawyer, Stokey,
I saw other clothes they'll actually 100% but maybe you should get a call first
Jason Burzowel
Well, it's so fucking cold
It's warm over anything it is
I didn't want a stupid shit to have ever done in my life, though.
Yeah, well, I don't... Can I be honest with you?
Don't feel stupid. Marlon literally asked you to jump into a pool. Marlon.
Brother, you would be stupid to say no.
If Marlon told me to jump into a volcano, I would.
It's, uh... It's fucking cold, bro.
Yeah, let's go inside and let's get you a...
Please, let me close.
Let's get you a shower.
Why don't I do that, bro? Am I stupid?
No, but Marlon told me to do it, I'm sorry.
If I want to have them, I'll have them to call me now.
No, it's Marlon. Yeah, no man, we gotta get to him.
I mean if Marlon told you to do it, I'd be sorry.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'll take a seat, I have a flight.
Go find Jason or Suki.
Hey, bro, I generally really like that.
I found him in the pool, and I bowed to him.
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
No, we can't.
We can't.
It's really good.
Do you want to come with me?
Yes.
Yes.
My social battery is low.
Hey guys
I almost won him a four.
I dropped them before.
I dropped them before.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Wait, I'm coming for you.
What do you need?
What do you need?
I need clothes, bro.
You need clothes?
Yes, I don't have clothes.
I'm sorry.
You need really good clothes.
I don't even care about that.
For horror?
You got horror.
I'll be in Marvel and jump in, bro.
I don't have a boss to see, bro.
What?
You need bosses?
I mean, I guess I can just wear my wet boxes.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Or I'll go Commando.
Or I'll go Commando.
Yeah.
I don't need to be there.
But if someone can see...
Okay, so I'm gonna have to ask a couple questions.
What?
Is it big, big?
Like, if it's small.
biggest small but it's on soft it's small
what do you mean it's soft?
like medium, large pants?
it's a large
that works
works?
that works out of shirt
is that what?
no, not at all
just soft?
I don't want to get greedy
I'm not gonna get greedy on solid
damn bro
is that worth it?
bro
The lawn told me to jump off a building, I'd do that shit.
Oh, yeah.
That's fucking M3.
You shoulda asked, you know where you fucked up?
He said he was ending stream, he didn't ask for a raid.
You shoulda said, if I didn't go with you-
No, then you would lose the order off.
I'm not gonna ask for a raid from anyone.
You shoulda.
Because we're out here grinding.
You know you want it or not, bro.
I jumped into your raid.
So watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
It was wobbling, bro, it was wobbling.
I don't even know what the fuck was up there.
Yo, I don't know what's up with you and put this flash back in my face, what the f***?
It's always flash.
Why, you can just blind me, bro.
Like, you know these eyes are touched right in one or two different contexts.
Chill, bro.
I'm trying to raise my hand.
I'm just trying to make it.
I'm just making it.
I'm just trying to make it.
I'm just trying to make it.
This thing has got to be different.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Well, if you say I was the only one other than a Marlon to jump that hole.
I mean, you wouldn't. You wouldn't.
I don't know what you're thinking about.
I'm telling you, you're not.
I love you.
You're my fucking god.
Look at the amount of sweetness.
Perfect, fucking, like, sweetness, savory, overture.
The fucking meat, tender.
Tender to the touch.
A little rice.
The taste, it was like a side cut.
It's not. It's meat.
It's a rice, perfect.
I mean, you like the rice softer and, like, more squishy.
Or you like it more, like, individual-brand.
I don't even care if you wore them bro.
I'm not gonna lie, I need clothes too bro.
Oh the fuck you don't rock on the pool, I mean no you do not, you don't need to rock.
You look them from you at all right now.
Oh wow man, you got an act for it.
Bro come on, you don't have those high socks?
Come on bro.
I can't be choosers bro
Yeah man, he's up in the high side
I don't give a fuck to him
What's up with the high side? What type of solo queue do you have on or now?
Yeah, who's on
Are those my elitos?
Are those Rick Owen?
That's a good one
I'm gonna be like that
I'm gonna try to play
He's playing
He's playing
Faster, all the four
No
I do
Give pants them
No, he gave me everything bro, but I didn't see what's fucking boxers fucking
What is it? I hear big JTW. I said low-key. I love you
please look I was actually going to give you I'll give them back to you
they're all gone give it back to you
because I'll wear a short sleeve
you want some gallery pants?
I don't need designer bro
no I swear
bro I'll give you back to you
I was going to give away the bomb lids
I'm giving these clothes away
I
Love you, bro
I love you, brother.
I love you, brother.
I love you.
I love you.
You're good, but I'm going to hold you straight for a bit.
Well, you changed her.
Yeah, but she's old.
No, she's old.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I hear Jason talking.
I feel bad.
Bro, you're fine.
I'm just going to be insane.
this I can't be there right now I don't know I'm I want to be there right now but I can't
They're gonna come back soon.
How are ya?
Happy fucking birthday bro, I love you man.
I'm gonna take a shot.
Hey, hey, Mooda, it's getting lit out there.
Mura!
Mura!
Well, it's just pants.
I don't want to take care of it.
What's your name?
What's your name?
Jo-Watt.
Jo-Watt?
Hey Jerry, good to meet you bro.
I'm going to play a game.
I'm going to play a game.
I'm going to play a game.
I'm making a fucking party!
What the fuck are you looking at?
Hey, hey!
What?
Put on your shirt and let's go!
What is this outfit?
Bro, look shit in the wall!
It's better than nothing!
Here it is!
Dude!
You don't have to drop!
You wanna go on the jacket or what?
You might have to!
No, right now!
Okay, this is the Agni studio!
Be careful!
I'm not rich like everybody else here
Don't you know?
I'm a person
I don't think you're pretty
I think I've eaten a little better with white
The hot pot is the best for us
You think you're the one
You're not that bad
No, but it's not bad at all
Honestly, if Mike was better with what you came in with
that bullshit you ran on her
you're fucking...
Yeah, but if it's on it, it can't come off.
It can't move it.
Right.
And some war is trying to move it.
Wait.
Come up to me.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
Yeah, of course.
What?
You're gonna fucking lick you?
No, I don't think you're licking me.
I just think I'm gonna forget or you're gonna forget.
No, no, no.
I don't know.
Okay, so you don't forget.
I see the tag right here
I see the tag in case I've ever been in a tourney
It's right here, look
You spent that much in a fucking party
Huh? You spent that much in a party? It was a gift
Oh god
Yo
I don't wanna go to the front
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go
Huh?
Really?
It's all over the world.
Yo, um, what are you doing?
Yo, yo, yo.
You got ass?
What? Like that?
Like that?
You didn't like that?
You didn't like that?
What?
A plum?
A plum. I don't like a plum.
Are you serious?
Yes.
That ass?
Yes, bro.
Second, second, second, second, second.
Second, second, second, second.
How about now?
Let's do a little walk. Let's do a walk.
Why'd you go on your dick? Like, what?
I'm really gonna get out there and get it together.
You're introvert, bro.
I feel like you're introvert.
I'm just so myself, by the same thought, I'm just...
That's not that.
That's not that.
No, I'm just so myself, but when I was in the group, so don't say that I'm just introvert.
Yeah.
They'll probably see me, like, giving me a chase and everybody else.
They're not, they're not, you know, nobody else.
Yeah.
I know that.
Yeah.
I know you.
I know you.
I'm not used to this bro.
I'm not used to this bro.
Yeah I think I got a lot.
I'll just- I'll just get a lot?
Not really. I just go like,
That's my issue when we go.
I think I'm going to win, I gain though.
How are you- How are you in your right 21?
I'm doing this.
Oh really?
That's what I'm saying.
You are.
Okay, nice.
You good?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Like the stream though
Joe like the stream
Actually
No one has ended don't end actually
I'll be right, no one has ended.
Yeah.
We'll be inside, we'll send them to, we'll bring you to the top a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
We'll send them to outside.
Yeah, that's right.
We never met, Dremmo.
I mean, watch your shit.
Why they on your ass?
I know what the fuck, bro.
Do I beat the allegation?
I know, we're shut down there.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm through the party.
I'm Dremmo.
Nice to meet you.
No, leave it on.
I'm just saying, go inside, bro.
I said, well, you're done, bro.
Yeah, you better not press you, bro.
No, no, come back.
Do not be like that.
Oh my god, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Let's get chat.
It's crazy, bro.
you having fun I mean it's just crazy bro it's all I could ever ask for
I'm not really a party or so I'm probably gonna like leave after if I'm
to be ominous not really much of a part of here I sit on my ass all day and I play video
I love you all, bro.
Like, I'm not trying to cry, bro, I'm not really not trying to do that right now, but
I love you all, man, and you all mean a lot to me, bro.
But I remember when I used to have like really bad anxiety because I used to smoke a lot of weed back in the day.
And the reason why I fell in love with streaming is because I just...
People take like so much drugs, like Xanaxes and whatever, like people like drink.
People smoke weed, they take away anxiety.
But if I'm gonna be honest, bro, the only thing in this world that takes away my anxiety is you guys, bro.
So there's one thing I'm really happy about is the happy day of my life.
I've tried to cope with like weed and just being my anxiety worse.
I had to cope with drinking it and not at all.
But I think I could definitely say when I'm with you guys bro for some reason my anxiety doesn't creep up at all.
like I dead-ass don't even like anxiety is not even real when I'm with you guys so
I love you man and thank you all for that
and bro W fucking silky bro I don't know why I vibe so well with silky today I
don't know why I fuck you love silky bro
Tell me to attend bro. I love you silky AJ
Bro, I'm not gonna lie man. I
Was like talking to Joao off-stream and I was like
Bro, should we even fucking go to this party? How am I gonna fit in? What the fuck am I gonna do?
How am I gonna talk to people?
like
Are people gonna fit them awkward this this this means glad we went bro
I'm not a lie, bro. I'm soaking such an awesome person, bro. Jason's such an awesome person.
AJ, it's so crazy chat because like, bro, no matter like, however big I'll ever get in my entire
life at the end of the day, bro, like I'm so not used to being who I am. So it's like,
Like what people say like would I watch your shit or I'm tapped in it's like damn, bro like
You are hella awkward, but it's okay. Yeah, I don't
I don't even know but there's wrong fuck with me. I think he does bro. He's just showing
No, they got like two seconds of screen time with them. I tried to talk to avoid when you talk to me
It was a good arrow.
Ron don't fuck with parties.
Yeah I feel that bro.
I don't either.
I don't think I could ever move to LA bro.
Like I don't know maybe I'm just young bro like I don't know but it was nice seeing everyone
It made me really happy.
Do you guys think I have to move on to LA to be like a big streamer or a good streamer?
Like, I don't know, man. I get like weird vibes from the city, bro.
Like, I don't know how to explain it, but I get like really weird vibes in the city.
like when I talk to like 95% of these girls bro like low-key scared they're
gonna like not only take my soul but like literally just take everything
second of all when I talk to these guys bro when I talk to these guys bro like
low-key I could just see it in their eyes that they just want to use me bro so
it's like kind of everything is scary in this city bro to be honest I just want
stay home play video games and just make you guys laugh. Bro chat how would
XQC feel right now or Jinxie bro? How do you think they would feel here?
Why do you think they're not there?
You know, I don't know why, bro, but at this entire night, I swore in my life, at this entire
night for some reason like sitting outside of the party with nothing but me
in my chat makes you the happiest I don't know that's a good thing or a bad
I think.
What is everyone doing?
What is Jason doing?
I'll press on for three seconds and it's him and Sakura.
Wow
Are we really gonna go back to party but you know us, bro, we never like to party bro
Every time every time we've ever tried to go party and when do we leave like ten minutes later
Every time we go to a party in my city, bro, I swear to God we leave ten minutes later.
I don't know why.
I don't think I do want to go chill with them.
I don't want to end stream, but like, but what the fuck is in that?
What the fuck is that?
Can't even zoom
It's like an alien bus
Well shit, I see an LA is like the weirdest shit ever
So do you want to keep the stream on and just go but like the thing is
What are you going to do, like just watch me dance and jump up and down?
I swear to God, bro, I really don't like partying, but...
Someone in the chest at LA will ruin you, say, in Canada.
Rookie.
I think like top five people in this entire house that I talked to was silky like not
order silky jason arty uv aj jeljel agree are we missing one case on I didn't
get to see Gia because I was the most awkward shit ever bro like I tried not
seeing her bro I tried to pretend I didn't see you like it was actually so
awesome you just like why it's like you know why why why why did you can't
Last night, I was like, bro, what do you mean why is there not as a are you not together like that's why bro
That's the why bro
Marlin though my mother's hand
Fire
You think you have a good physique no more
Not like that
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't be weird, don't be weird, don't be weird.
No, I got it.
You know he's a cutie.
He's like a gentleman.
He's like a gentleman, a cutie.
Stop, chat, stop, don't be weird, bro.
That's it.
Damn, chat, we really went,
we really took a five hour flight just to be here, bro.
We met baze rug and I know I used to watch Facebook every single video, but that's what's like good role
So I hope you guys never like like I
Never want you guys to ever think of me that I'm ever higher than any of you guys bro
Like ever and I know hopefully like some of you guys are like obviously it's obvious
But like bro, I swear to God someone in the chest said oh trust me I don't
But like for the people that like genuinely because like for the way I look at like Ron or look at like a
Lot bigger shimmers than me, but I feel like they're like black. I'm like pedestals for some reason but like
I think we're all like the same to be honest
How the fuck is only pixel live right now?
How the fuck is this guy live?
Cases, Cluster?
He's literally opening up cases at fucking 9am bro.
This motherfucker is opening up cases at 9am.
Like do I hit, like I'm gonna punch something bro.
time in LA, go enjoy it.
Actually, you can go in the music and just feel alive,
bro.
I'm so sober, though.
I don't drink fucking anything.
I feel sober as a fucking rock on a cock.
All right, challenge me to go in there, bro, and just try
to listen.
And I don't know, we'll see if we'll go from there, bro.
It's kind of hard to talk to you guys, and the music's very
loud, but, uh, go.
Oh, yeah.
We'll go, bro.
Yo, are my pants sagging, brother?
Can you see my boxes?
No, I'm good.
I'm all off it.
I don't see shit.
I only see your fucking flat ass.
So you see my boxes?
No, I see your flat ass.
I only see your boxes.
I don't know, it's the ass flat.
I don't know why.
I know.
I wanna give this guy his pants back.
I don't see a clue.
I don't see a clue.
Where can you close, bro?
I don't even know what gallery did.
No, no, no.
They're not bad.
I'm just saying, like, I would be the fucking, like,
I don't know, I'm a hobo right now.
It looks like it looks cool
You can never wear that in my life actually like be your other oh, okay. Well, what what the fuck?
Thought they said this was closed. What the fuck?
I
I feel like I'm still lucky to be all along.
So you just playin' around and you just don't listen to the fire song.
That's real.
Stop teasing me.
Stop teasing me.
You got to change your life so easily.
You got to keep your hands straight for today.
the basic sense thing
is the healthy
is the key stuff
is the energy
what's it about me
is the privacy
stop pedophilia
stop pedophilia
slow, slow, slow
slow it down
slow it down
You're a hope girl, you're a diss with a personal hope girl
So, oh yeah, it's actually destiny
I'm a high boy, not a bad destiny
I'm a natural, not a destiny
You're a pistol, not a bad destiny
In the past, we needed a place
How many homes in the sun?
Is it just me and you're my love?
I don't really care if you're not my father
I just start by to think that you're doing my love
And you're just like he, if it's true, my love
That you can see right through my love
That I see the way you're from, the love company
You got some taste in the trunk, I love this man
I'm coming in on this love
Is it really just me and my love?
You know my dad and my girlfriend
Is a really good man
And I met them at the city
See my love, I ain't sayin' I have to be my love
I'm just tellin' you the things that's in my love
I got dreams, we don't want some saints in bed
And those four things I can guarantee my love
And I see you here, that's where we see the stars
I'm on the cover, I'm on the cover
I'm on the cover, I'm on the cover
That's such a blessing, I know we are right, that's a blessing
I am so proud of this thing, it's a tool, it's a blessing
It's a blessing, it's a blessing, it's a tool, it's a blessing
It's a tool, it's a blessing, it's a blessing
Oh, you've got the camera on you!
Whoa, I've got the most on my life!
Whoa!
How old are you?
You don't look like Seth.
Take me out to the showroom, I'll see you
I'll keep you, you'll hear the music
I'm gonna tell you something about you
I'm gonna call you, take me out to the showroom
I'll take you all out of here
Take me to the showroom
I'll be your home, I'll tell you
Get out of here, you wanna talk to me
I'm gonna call you, I'll tell you
Thank you for having me!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Alright.
Hold on! It's the city boarding or dancing boarding!
Yeah! Hold on!
Hey!
Okay, why don't you talk?
Oh, of course.
Do you have a camera?
No
How do you do it?
Can you see that?
What's that about?
Well
Oh, wait a minute
So you're saying your shit?
Probably not bro.
I'm living a moral mourning.
He doesn't like it
I know, it's probably the most fun I've ever had in my entire fucking life
It's probably the most fun I've ever had in my entire fucking life
Oh shit
Listen, I understand, I can respect you
No, it's...
After this, it's back to the desktop, huh?
I respect the grind
I respect the grind
Take it your own ways, bro
For you
I don't know
I respect more
This isn't for you
Grind it
Huh?
What?
Can I say this isn't for you?
You can grind it, bro
Have you been drinking?
No, bro. No, bro, no. Too much fucking water.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not here to network, this is one of my best friends, one of my good friends, Brooklyn.
I would say you should turn off the camera.
I would say you should turn off the stream to your pie.
The thing is, global, yeah.
I don't network.
I'm horrible.
I'm the worst person in the network, bro.
I'm here to fucking buy.
Like, the only people I've liked, I really don't know.
That's my problem.
Can I be honest, bro?
Come on.
There's so much beautiful girls here, bro.
Yeah.
It's a high-evaluable.
Bill, would you?
Yeah, 100%.
Well, it's like radiant, bro.
How you doing, Rob?
How are you?
Rob?
I know I heard a Marlon article about that.
Bro, if you jump in for a second time,
please don't forget my jacket.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.
If you forget my jacket, I'll lock the door.
I love this shit.
I know, it's nice.
It is nice, I love it a lot.
Are you going to just go straight home from here?
I want to have sex tonight.
I'm a fucking failure if I don't have sex tonight.
We'll find some shit bro.
We'll not touch your damn nervous island shit.
Is he standing here?
Yeah, but Loki...
He's going to have to sit in a cup chair or something.
No, do a lot of that, it's time to show you a lot.
Yeah, you might be showing a lot.
Is it a nice lobby?
It is a nice lobby.
It says me at four.
Oh, you can close here, that's for sure.
Do you need a support or something?
I don't think it's a good idea to have sex with them.
No, no, no, no.
They don't want to see me.
Everything is great.
I have to leave them on.
No, they're like, like, make up for the streets.
No!
No, you can't run down on anything over here.
Really?
That's not me. I can never. I'm like...
I'm like not good at all.
I don't know
Well, I sure it's crazy, bro. Where's lacy? I hope lacy's good, bro. I
Know lacy gets in his head a lot. I hope he's good. Oh, lacy. Yeah, he's not here tonight. I hope he's good
I was gonna say something about the government.
We should do it through land, bro.
Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
So we've sent our flight.
We're gonna lock some shit in right now.
Fuck the mission.
And we're going to LA County Fair tomorrow.
That's the best content in my head is the best content ever.
I don't do real, you ain't gonna have a lot to look like.
I just want to rock some shit and prove it.
Like, I'm gonna count, I like how to fare with Saba tomorrow?
You know Saba?
She bad?
Who the fuck?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to the fair with her tomorrow.
We can just find somebody for you to go and we can go on a two-man affair.
bro oh my god what are you doing I just asked her I called her and I was like hey
I'm not alive I want to get to LA County Fair so we're going to so what we could
do is we could find you something ask her chat bro chat y'all want to see him go
L.A. County Fair.
Oh, dude, it's a new flight. It's just a cheap road here.
So we can watch some shit down right now.
Locking in right now, I can help you.
On my soul, I feel so confident right now.
I drink and sell much, but on my soul, I'm more confident.
I just feel like the man I'm running.
Should we just go get some girls then?
Thing is, bro, like...
Should we get ass?
Go.
Huh?
Should we get ass, bro?
Thing is, bro, they found a goal right now
because it's bigger than you're building, like, more, bro.
They'll find a goal right now, go talk to her
for, like, the rest of the party, and then
invite her to the fair. She'll probably be down.
It's a Saturday tomorrow.
Saturday night at the L.A. County Fair
They were at the top of the Ferris School.
Fucking eating popcorn and shit and talking about the most beautiful girl in the world.
Like bro, are you crazy? Are you fucking crazy?
Oh no, but it's fine. Are you a streamer or a human being? That's what I'm talking about.
You're a streamer.
Are you a streamer or a human being? That misses Canada.
I'm a streamer.
Okay, so you know what to do? Listen, you already know what to do.
So I'm gonna tell you what to do.
It's about if you want to do it.
You're going to extend that flight, extend the hotel for one more fucking day, and that
last day you make shit shake that fucking crazy.
You're going to go in a fucking two-man, bro.
You go two-man?
Set it up?
Wait, I have a car.
Oh my god, I have a car.
I forgot.
I remember.
I have a car.
I'll bring the AMG.
I'll bring the AMG.
Fuck it.
I'll let you drive.
That's what's going to happen.
I'm going to go to your hotel.
We're going to pick up the two girls, and then we drive to the LA town fair.
two girls and then he drives the LA town fair.
Of course the LA town fair is like an hour.
Why is that fucking not it, you know what I'm saying?
It's cool.
And then we just stream the whole thing.
Dude, but I'm gonna grill it,
I'm gonna go have sex with you.
Okay, what the fuck, no you don't.
I don't drink, I don't drink at all.
I don't drink at all either.
So how are you still like nice when you're like,
like how do you not know me?
Well, I am horny, but girls don't like me.
So like it's like, I can't do anything about it.
You know, like, fools don't fuck with me, so there's like nothing I can do.
So what? Are you gonna make a shake? You're gonna see me with a bitch.
Child, what a big girl.
So I think you're gonna get a girl, girl.
That's a great ass fight.
How do you hide this?
It's called, like, fucking, I think it was called a Chatterino, and I don't know if I had a ball with Chatterino.
Wait, you don't have Chatterino?
No, how do I get Chatterino on my phone?
You can't see 7 TV?
No I can't.
You see how good this is?
How do I get this?
How do I get this app?
Do you have a phone ticket?
Do you know what an app store is?
There's chatter about an app store?
No, it's called Chat Send.
Or you can do aโฆ
Oh fuck, what's it called?
You see look, and I want to likeโฆ
Rossi, look up Rossi.
โฆ another streamer, and I want to like go through the chatโฆ
I haven't put the bar in order to see what I'm saying.
Oh wait, is mine there?
Yeah.
Everybody I just flabbered.
What is it?
Chat sen.
I did it, it's chat sen.
No, sen, like S-E-N without the key.
Oh, chat spaces.
Yeah, right there.
Wait, I don't have that one.
Wait, is that one better than Frosty?
I don't know what the fuck Frosty is, to be honest.
So listen, do you want me to help you get a go?
Yes.
Wait, guapos haven't you got a go?
Yes.
Oh my god, I have a good idea.
Why, is that why, is that why?
Please, that's a great book.
You're gonna write a book.
What?
They're on the rental minor
Listen every time I've spoken to a liar it's been on accident
My life, you know the Valor LFG discord. Yeah, I've went into so many minors there
But how do I get chatter, you know, like you oh, there you go. This is you. Damn. We could have had this entire life, bro
So this is the situation
You want to go on it to the LA County Fair and one of two
We say just a jinkie tournament on Monday
bitch tomorrow Saturday Saturday you fine home Sunday you ready by Monday
listen I'm asking yes or no this
she has to be good like actually beautiful like she has to be my type and
And bro, I don't want it to just be content though. Like can I do what?
So a
I'm just gonna save time, I'm just gonna save time.
I'm just gonna save time.
How many you save?
No bruh, bruh.
No bruh.
What?
Yeah bruh.
Excuse me ladies.
No stop!
I had so much confidence plus our face just so bad
Right back to the car. Hey, that was a good call.
What happened?
They won't even look at me.
Should I try again?
I'm gonna be out of here.
What kind of speak of you?
The thing about me is I drink it so much.
Hey, but you throw it out and go again.
Oh, here it is. Silence.
Ladies.
No, you don't.
I don't think they like this girl.
I'm gonna be honest.
Excuse me, ladies.
I got to try to do it. Wait, bro. Tell me yes, because I need to be validated right now.
I got to be chill. Be chill. Uh, excuse me, ladies.
Bro, are you going to go or am I going to go?
Can they hear me? I don't think we're in red proximity.
Okay, well, let's not get anyone off.
No, you got to get up and speak to them.
Hello?
Oh
Am I mudded am I mudded ladies ladies am I mudded
Leave it bro leave them alone
You're fucking losers!
Bro, oh my god!
Leave him alone!
Leave him alone, bro!
Leave him alone, bro!
Oh come on, you gotta lock him!
You're a bitch!
You're a fucking loser!
You're a fucking loser!
You're a fucking loser!
I'm never fucking pushing a girl ever again
again my fucking life
what am i supposed to do?
what are you saying?
what are you saying?
what are you saying?
what are you saying?
you didn't even drink
you're sober
i'll cut segment
oh yeah i won
we gotta get people to be on the crew
excuse me ladies
i'll put the other way
What you want me to do? You want to talk to him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, that's it.
Go on, guys.
I said we want you to do it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to show you something.
Okay, go.
Sit down here.
All right, right.
At least I'm doing it.
I'll start it here.
Go.
Show me something.
All right, let's do it.
Hey.
Hey, can you take me there, Tom?
I've got nothing.
I'll be down here.
Okay, alright, uh, Kate!
Kate!
Yes, sir!
Are you busy?
Uh, one more minute.
Is that alright?
Yeah, it's a good time.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
One more minute, is that alright?
Yeah, it's done.
Maybe like 30 seconds.
She wore that guy.
Oh my god.
When she comes over here, I'll leave.
And I'll stand over there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't leave me.
Wait, should I sit like this?
Should I sit over here?
Yeah.
Listen, listen, listen.
Don't leave me.
If you leave me alone on my heart, should I start racing?
Okay.
The only thing she didn't need like calm right now is you.
I'm gonna get off my seat. Hold on, man. Shut up.
Holy block of moldy.
Hey, y'all don't have to stand. Y'all can come...
Hey. Hey, yo, y'all don't have to stand. Y'all can come sit if y'all want.
Oh, shit. Yo, you're rich as terrible. You're rich as terrible. You're less horrible.
Yo, is that reason why Morgan was like that?
like that. Wait. I'm like, well, I think of Rodog doing so much that I call him more than that.
Him and the same people so much that he called him more than that. I don't know.
Which one? I know, but she knows she's so beautiful that she hasn't seen us. She's so
like, and that's the way she deserves it. I mean, I guess, bro, she's just so bad.
Yeah, I'm concocting it.
I mean, like...
What do you think you are, a go-to?
Bro, you're not concocting fucking planets, bro.
So listen, it's been way more than a second.
Yeah, I've been watching a TV ad, though.
We got a room to you.
On my soul, if you don't rotate, we're fucked.
This is bad.
Zone's closing in.
We're gonna die of storm.
Oh, it's not gonna die of storm, bro. We're right here.
We're gonna die of a conflict, bro.
We have to go, though.
45 to 89.
Three, four, five, four, five, four, five, four.
Yo, the other game is game?
No, I'm saying they have a Gage A at either one of the coaches.
And guess what?
That's what.
They fucking better know it's every way.
Because look at how engaged they are on this.
Oh, look, she's right here.
You okay?
I'm just out of handshake.
I'm sorry.
That's Chloe, bro.
That's not Kate.
Chloe, Chloe, you look boring.
No, I'm just cold.
I'm cold.
You want to sit over here?
It's just warmer.
It's just not that funny.
I guess that's funny.
Huh?
No, it's Spots faking.
Spots faking.
It's just not that funny.
I like warm up the spots.
It's mad, like, warm over here.
What?
I have a jacket.
I have a jacket.
Oh, you know what?
The one thing I like the most in the village is your confidence is so high it's higher
than that.
That's crazy that you say that.
Ever but I'm drunk back to you man. Okay. I think it's been a hundred ways. Oh Chloe. Are you sure you're good?
Okay
Watch me work my god
So how long have you been named Chloe for are you a target?
Hi, sir. I'm
I love your hair. Thank you. Your jacket. I like the polka dots
Y'all look cute. I like your white shirt. Thank you. Thank you. Oh shit. What else do you like?
I like
the sound of music
I like the sound of the music
I like the sound of the music
I like
I like genuine people
I like money
Well, I'm genuine. Wait, wait, wait. I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna be honest
I ask you, I ask you to tell me what you like not to describe me.
Oh my God.
Oh my goodness.
They should ask money, right?
I told her to describe what she asks.
Isn't this your $10,000 jack ticket that you're wearing?
Oh yeah.
Oh, just a $30,000 one.
Who likes on my wrist?
I don't know.
I'm confused.
He seems pretty rich to me.
Chloe, you said your name was Chloe?
The Pike's Market is beautiful.
Yeah, Pike's Place.
So what do you do with Seattle?
Nothing.
What do you do in Seattle?
Everything.
Everything? That's everything.
Having fun, living, life.
AJ, is it your last name? Everything?
Yeah, my last name is everything.
Wait, um, so, um, how old are you?
Um...
What?
rotate, rotate, rotate rotate!
I ain't no party like a Jason party!
I ain't no part like a Jason part
You know, it's new, but I like it and it's better than where I'm from
But I feel like I like it better here, I met more people than I ever was
See, I'm like the first, I was born in base here, but I love Seattle a lot
It feels like home and I love the weather out there
I'm like big on Twilight and stuff, so I like the weather
You're like more like sunny
You're alive
I'm alive, I like Twilight
I like Twilight too, but I feel like you're just saying that
I'm not saying that, I don't know what I'm saying.
I like to appreciate the gray.
So wait, why can't you call your friend over here?
Hey!
He's talking to some friend.
Huh? I appreciate you.
This is my other friend.
How are you?
I'm good.
Oh, I mean there's like no room in here.
There's no room?
There's no room in here.
I'll kiss you.
I'll kiss you.
Wait, I feel so bad that you're sitting on the edge here.
Do you want to just sit over here?
Yeah, like there's a long way to go.
It's okay, it's okay.
I'll just sit over there.
Yeah.
So, um, what is your name, what's your name?
Sasha.
Sasha.
What's yours?
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
Muda.
It smells good too, sir.
You know what, it's just nice to be clean, you know?
Yeah, it is.
Sasha, what brings you here to the party?
My cells.
I like that accent.
I came by myself.
I don't know some people here, but I came by myself.
You have like an accent.
I'm Russian.
I'm a good speaker.
Yeah?
How old are you?
I'm 22 and what kind of men?
I know I get that a lot.
I'm 22.
I'm gonna be your age and...
two dates.
Okay.
Of course, bro.
Here.
Yo, what's up?
Hey, what's up, bro?
You good?
Wait, did I ask?
Yes, you can take it.
You're a good guy, bro.
Are you DJing?
Yeah, I was DJing.
Alright.
I learned from him.
I fuck with you, Seth.
Thank you so much.
I learned from him.
You're a great DJ.
That's DJ, I know.
Yeah, he's DJing.
Yo, I'll keep the car safe.
I can say yours, right?
Yes, of course.
Appreciate you, bro.
Oh
Oh, is that we have a lighter
What?
Battery switch.
Battery switch, Jack.
We'll pause the conversation then.
We'll pause the conversation.
Come on, fast.
I don't remember your name, but I remember your story.
You
What?
We're getting one right now.
What is this?
Do you know what we like?
I tried!
It's not like smoking.
You got it?
You got it?
So what you gotta do is you gotta...
Like, I am here.
Don't stop.
And it's not fucking smoking.
Oh wait.
Wait.
I'll have to let it run me the entire time.
I'll try.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, she's lighter.
She's lighter.
She's lighter.
We're much better.
You wanna borrow your lighter?
You wanna borrow my lighter?
Oh, wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
You want a ball of my letter?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Go and borrow that.
Right.
Here you go.
Thanks for everything.
Say bye.
Do you want to come back?
Chloe, do you want to come back?
No, I don't think so.
Yep.
All right.
Come on.
Do you want to come back?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't know.
You look sweet.
I'll just go for the string.
Let's check. Let me... chat.
Do we look good together?
Let's check them. Let's check them.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
What side are you?
Why is that bad?
Look back.
wearable you are needed
About us
they are fine
She doesn't know
Yeah, I know, they chowder with me, chowder with you
Why?
Because you watch it
I'm gonna say yes, I'm gonna say yes
I'm gonna say no
No
It's gonna be funny, it's gonna be funny
Bless you, very much
Bless you, everybody
Bless you!
Bless you!
Bless you!
Genuinely bless you!
You know...
You know...
You know this...
What?
The big green ball?
Uh...
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
I wish.
Where's the gig?
I get ready.
I'm gonna put the mic right here.
Oh.
Oh.
I'll put it right here.
I'll make sure all of my friends are ready.
There's more part of the show.
Yeah.
It's good, right?
Yeah.
There's more.
I'm just gonna see who's the best for this.
Look, look, look, look over right here.
You can't even like that.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it right.
I'm just gonna say three.
Tots.
Just be someone else.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it
And then
Are you a loser?
I'm just like a liar
It's not funny
No, no, I, I, I wasn't kidding
I came from Canada
You too
Where?
Ontario
Toronto?
Yeah, like New York
I'm from Toronto
I live in Toronto for 40 years
You don't live in an area where you live?
on the west of New York
yeah
that's honestly
I live there for the past few years
yeah, how you like it?
I think it is
guys, if you ever have to
choose between New York and the
late New York, I beg you
I agree
there are so much more good people
and have so much more good time in New York
I promise
I agree
Like many times
I love you
I love you too
Honestly, I think that my situation is the same
I'm going back to school
I don't want to
I'm not going back to school
I see
Yeah, I don't know
I got school in last night
On my chat
And
I got school in last night
You were there?
This is my best friend.
We're very close.
We're very very close.
Say I flew in my jet.
Umm...
That ain't the dream.
How do we...
It's very like sleep.
People are so shallow there.
I was supposed to be out with these people.
They're very...
Hello, hello, hello!
I'm going to the channel left grade.
Probably till 2.
What time is it right now?
1.36.
Well, I can call Jason here.
1.36.
1.36.
No, it's not my fault. My other one says no, it's not my fault.
I want them all.
I know. It is funny here.
It is. It is. This is not...
I wish I didn't walk out of the swimming pool. I would have been in the pool.
That's not what's off. I went in.
No, but I saw people going in and out.
No, no, no. You gotta be with me. I have the red band on.
I don't have that much, but I don't have friends right here.
Are you going to work? Later.
We're not, yeah? No.
Nice to meet you. Don't say it.
I don't have to go out to work.
I don't.
Ask her.
By the way, do I have to go to the hotel?
No.
I have to go to the hotel.
It's a beautiful hotel in the middle of nowhere.
I don't know how to say it.
I think I already got it.
I don't know how to say it.
Thank you.
Listen.
That's what you do in this room.
I don't know.
I thought you already got it though.
Alright.
You know I'm sorry.
What the fuck is that?
My friends.
They're in need.
They're in need.
I made him back in charge.
Yeah.
He moved here recently.
We got an extra juice.
All right, I'm gonna drop that.
Where you going?
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Huh?
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I love you guys.
Yo.
I'm a little bad.
What are you going?
I'm a little bad.
I'm a little bad.
Mooda, are you trying to get food after this?
Are you want to come with us to get food after this?
We've got to get food after this.
And K-town is a cool spot.
It's fire.
No, no, no. We're going to the spot that's in the valley.
We're going to the, it's called K-town but it's in the valley.
K-Town but it's in the valley.
K-Town in the valley?
Yeah.
No, it's cool.
Yeah, y'all should come.
We'll go.
Fuck it.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Ask me later when you get there about to move out.
I'm probably going to say no.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to force you to do anything.
I don't want you to be comfortable.
Why is he saying it's in the valley?
Well, there is a K-Town in the valley, but you're talking with the other K-Town.
The area is K-Town in the valley.
K-Town in the valley.
Why is he saying it's in the valley?
Well, there is a K-town in the valley, but you're talking with the other K-town.
That area is K-town in the valley.
K-town in the valley is in Robert.
Were they?
Yeah.
I think Chasmo.
Yeah, that's like 20 minutes away from here, you know?
20 minutes away?
How far was the drive?
20 minutes from here to here.
But then you guys are going further to get there.
You guys are just going home.
Later.
Right now I'm trying to drink and dance.
Yeah, have fun
Who is this? I'm trying, yeah, I'm not
It was like so bad, so who is this?
Uhhh, I don't know
I don't know
I have no idea
You want to drink fuzzballs?
What did they say?
That's the thing
Chad, what are y'all saying?
It was hard
This one right there
The one that was right here?
You know, I don't think you know it.
It's great. I am great at what you said.
It's okay to be gay.
Yeah, it is.
There's a lot. How many people in here? Let me see.
There's 62,000 people.
That is crazy.
Yeah, I know.
I'm just very humble
It's good, it's always best to eat
Yeah, I know it
Wait, my friends are saying the same name too
Yeah, that's us
Who? Who's Arki?
Arki's my friend
And then Guapo is the guy right here
Who's Arki?
Arki
He's not here, you know
I don't think you'll see him
I don't care, he's my friend
That's good, you make your connections.
It's good.
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Did you get water?
I don't have water.
So I look out for...
No.
Oh my gosh, what?
No.
Somebody's watching you, my friend is watching you right now.
Who's up? Who's up? Hi.
What the hell?
He's watching you right now.
world action well like I would say like chat would you say I'm like top three
biggest here check would you say on the top three biggest streamers in the world
Yeah, but it is but you're like looking killing my lungs. That's all good
I use red bulls
What do you mean? You guys are what? You can't say we're young?
No, no, no, I'm saying we're all the same age. That's what I meant.
It's a nice party. It is.
It's my first house party in LA, so far.
Me too. I like it.
I love it, too.
So, what have you got?
I told you I'm from London.
Okay, but you've definitely been here before if you know all this people.
well no I'm just we're very tapped in the streaming world
what is? the router
the router? yeah
do you not have it with the power ring? no no no, I don't
what for my juice?
alright when it dies it dies
Chat, when the battery dies, it dies, bro.
They want me to get your number.
Oh, you sit down.
I'm okay with that.
I don't know if I can give you my number, though.
That's fine. She'll live, Rudy. That's fine with her.
She'll live with that. Hold on.
W-word, W-word, W-word.
Roshas.
We're 30!
Oh!
No, I think so.
Sorry, that's the side.
Pretty good.
Man, man.
My flight, huh?
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
My flight, huh?
Flight where?
My flight is tomorrow.
Flight where?
Canada.
What?
Canada.
Why?
What?
You said you're going back to Canada?
Yeah, I live there.
I don't think you can't travel there.
I live there, I stream there.
So you stay in London all the time?
Yeah, I'm out of houses.
I have three houses.
I didn't ask you that.
It's hard.
I worked hard so like, you know?
Why London?
Why London?
I mean, it's pretty cheap.
I was born there, my parents there.
Oh, your family?
I haven't seen my family in like three years.
Why not wait for your families in Russia?
Why not go back?
Busy?
I don't want to go back to Russia.
Is it dangerous?
I was supposed to move to Thailand
and maybe not get interested in it right now.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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you
you
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Hey, this is the one that's on the ground.
We're going to continue with this.
Thank you so much.
Hey, so excited for the day four.
We're going to continue now on the 16th.
Now on the 16th day.
We're going to start off with a new one.
A new one.
A new one.
Yes, yes, yes.
He's not barking guys, he's not barking.
I'm not just pissing but he takes ten years when he fucking pisses, I don't know why.
He's probably going to go, like, look when he ruins, like, after he nuts, it's like,
Mix the calm down.
low key
the battery is at 14% low key guys
so I think we have like
like 20 minutes left
25 fucking, 20 minutes
25 minutes
shall I?
Yeah, he's taking forever though, and we'll keep.
this fucking door bro
literally a big foot door
We're on line right now.
Sooo...
So that would be the end of the show.
I think we can't get through.
Let's go back to the show.
Yeah, and I know.
But I'm trying to chill with the guys right now.
Because we can.
You're a joke, man.
You're a joke, man.
All jokes aside,
yes.
Thank you, bro.
You're so fucking hot, bro.
I know. I'm working on it.
You're fucking idiots.
I know. I'm working on it, though, but it's not going to be easy.
Look at my nose, bro.
I love you.
I'll work out.
What's going on here?
I don't care if it's time bro.
I showed the boys off stream, said it was subbed to them.
There's different vibes when it's on stream and off stream.
Oh for that girl bro, I might not be able to look for her again when I talk to her.
What do you think boss call?
Someone said boss call.
I mean should I have her on Instagram, I'm a messenger or some shit.
They're waiting for me
Chat it's 10th trip. Oh, I don't know. Maybe we should really extend for it
Chad you actually get that much they obviously love it, but it's just like
I think it's both weeks 10 for one day. I don't even know what I would do
I love AJ though. Yeah, AJ has some W vibes. Well look at you and I you and I rather was also like
Oh
Yeah, we also have a leak
You're being orc here so fucking easy.
She loved them.
They're so retarded though.
Look at how she was retarded.
That's my girlfriend, that girl.
Where is she?
Can you tell me why I'm trying to rizzer up
and some random dude comes out of nowhere bro
and just fucking asks for her number bro?
Like bro, who do you think you are bro?
Yeah, she left.
That's all I bought my girl last weekend.
She's not in here anymore, bro.
She moved on with her son.
She's not in here anymore, bro.
She's not in here anymore, bro.
She's not in here anymore, bro.
She moved on within 30 seconds after I went to the police.
I went to go take a piss and she's not in here anymore, but...
Bar.
Well, where is it?
Right here, brother.
I'll go with you.
636 Gantry Avenue, all the way to the after party of your hotel.
Let's do the after party of your hotel.
Okay, your hotel?
Guys, the after party is on my niggas hotel.
Let me know.
You're no stick.
Oh
Yeah, two guys.
Was that fair?
That's very heard.
It is.
There's three guys talking to her right now.
I love her one kiss.
How does this three dudes surrounding her?
I'm gonna take a piss.
Alright bro.
See you later.
Wait, you gonna be 10 minutes?
Yeah, I'm gonna end it.
Yeah, I'm gonna end it.
You gonna end it?
Dude, do something weird back in Kennedy.
No, well I let him win, dude.
I'll let him win.
Yeah, I'll let him win.
Yeah, I'm gonna end it.
You gonna end it?
Dude, do something weird back in Kennedy.
Windsor, bro
I thought you were from the Great East
I was from the Great East
So you live in the middle of the North
Wait bro, we live in Colorado?
Windsor, Toronto
Oh Windsor, Toronto
If I see a Windsor, they can see it, no?
Ah, this is Toronto
We'll see it tomorrow
We'll see it tomorrow
Hey, come on, where you at?
We're doing a...
What's the plus now?
The plus is I'm going to end the stream, I'm going to go on the Instagram and I'm going
to say any girls in LA that want to fuck.
I'm going to go on Instagram, I'm going to see what it's going to be about, so they're
not going to add me.
And then some back shots.
What's up with you bro?
Set it up.
Bro, you're a fake demon.
I am a fake demon.
We're fake demons.
Oh my god.
What the faggot.
What the faggot.
What the faggot.
I
Will you say what's up?
Yeah, I just the same what's up
Monster I was just saying what's up
I'm sorry
Oh
Wow
How did you fumble two girls four?
Alright, let's see how many girls have we fumbled on this trip?
Let's see.
Gia, Ashley.
Gia, Ashley.
The blonde girl that was there like 30 seconds ago and then, uh, like 30 seconds ago.
I mean, yeah, man, Jesus Christ, I can't even fucking talk.
Fuck LA and fuck my race and fuck my asshole
because I don't understand, like, is my,
either I'm chopped, either, like, I don't know.
I would consider myself top at least 100 streamers.
That's a, and that's if, right?
Yeah, for sure, 100%.
Like, at least top 100 streamers.
100%.
So, you know, okay, I would say like, whatever,
the fake clout is there, okay?
Sorry, the fake, but if you wanted to even formulate that,
Okay, second of all, I have a big dick third of all. I would say I look above average
Okay, fourth of all
You know like I have I have
Some risk to me some risk to me. Hey at least some is sixth. I am funny seven
I had the cameraman aura if that's even a fucking thing and somehow we lost eight girls in this electric
So I wonder how many more girls I would lose if I didn't have all this
Thank God, you know, at least I, you know, like, I'd be starting, bro.
I'd be drinking off right now in fucking Windsor, Ontario right now if I didn't have any of this song.
I'm pretty happy.
We're over 0 for 7 tonight.
I'm gonna keep it a boat with you.
Like, fuck L.A.
Life sure is sweet, eh?
We're in the Calabasas.
Yeah, man, I'm proud of them, bro
Chats Sasha unfortunately unfortunately on my life on everything I love there was like three girls surround three guys surrounding her, bro
Three guys. I want to go take a piss. Y'all said I took too long bra on sorry, bro. I had to go take a piss
motherfuckers said you took too long took too long I put a cigarette in my
mouth and lit it and gave it to her blood bitch could I had AIDS thinking
okay
and love I guess
I hope she met her needs hope where the heck not the virus fucking he not the
virus hold your mouth out either I haven't you have it too bitch I'm
I'm kissing you
I love y'all
Listen, man, I really am glad that y'all came here and watched me bro. I
Really wish that could have talked to more to Ron
Yeah, I don't know. It's like your big nose. Fuck. I just ran away and I'm laughing never came back
I love Jason bro Jason's cutie
more than a cutie. No, they're all W, bro. LA, eh? LA, eh? Did I hope- someone said
Valsegmit when? Bro, I'm gonna drop my phone off this fucking thing, bro.
I'm gonna send a show like that again, bro. I'm in LA at the courthouse in your
for a VAL segment. Don't let me kill myself in GTA, bro, please. Anyway, bro, I don't
know if I'm gonna extend my stay chat. I'm gonna be honest, bro. I don't know if I'm
gonna extend my stay bar. We really flew five hours to come to the board, Jason, eh? For
I think that was worth it chat chat was it worth it bro for five hours
My W for that
I'm gonna go stay with stuff to all of them chat
I want to say bye to all of them because I don't think I'll ever see them again for a while to be honest
I don't know why I'd be in LA again
but
Listen bro anyone listening to me man like genuinely bro. I hope y'all had an amazing stream
Holy fuck it put my soul into this dream. I won't even lie
So I hope y'all enjoyed it a little bit bro. I hope y'all laughed a little bit
I
Hope y'all have an amazing night
Please drink some water please eat some food
And I know I say this like literally every day and every stream bro, but please take care of yourself. Please love yourself
Please don't let anyone
Tell you differently. Don't ever let anyone tell you your worth
Don't ever let your parents not believe in your dream, and then you not believe in it as well. I
Love y'all bro. I literally remember flipping whoppers
Holy shit that shit was so easy to go out. I don't know how people could do that man. God bless them, bros
Chat keep your dreams alive, bro
Drink some water eat some food love yourself take showers every day brush your teeth make sure to floss
The small things chat. I'm sorry if I'm like yapping. I'm sorry if I'm yapping
But I really love you guys, bro
And I don't just say this shit to say it bro like genuinely like I
Don't know. I don't know if it's a cringe to say this but like
genuinely bro, like brush your teeth
floss drinks of water eat healthy food exercise
Love yourself, bro. That's the meaning when I say when I say love yourself. That's what I mean, bro
All right chat take care of yourself
I'm gonna hop on a flight tonight or tomorrow morning
And we gotta be up early, bro, we're gonna be up early
All right, I love you. Have a good night, bro sleep well and God bless you guys
God bless you guys. I love you guys
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