mooda
๐HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ๐ REACTS ๐ NEON NERF ๐ JASON PARTY DEBRIEF ๐ LA WAS A MOVIE ๐ GETTING COACHED IN LEAGUE FOR JYNXZI TOURNEY ๐
05-10-2026 ยท 7h 38m
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Yo Yo!
Bro, holy shit chat.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro.
Holy shit.
Yo, that shit was crazy.
I'm not gonna lie.
How is everyone bro?
How is everyone?
How is everyone bro?
Bro, LA was crazy.
Yeah bro.
Duh, duh, duh, LA was a movie, yo!
Yo, fuck this guy!
Miss what?
Missy on God!
Cross out!
You have to kill me, T-R-M, for an hour!
I feel a fucking smile, bro.
He's so fucking zoomed in on me, too.
Cross out, three more, cross out.
What are you, excuse me, I'm fine.
She's angry, because it's on.
Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Do you know who triple T is?
Turn it on, Tommy.
You're right now.
I don't like it, ladies.
How'd you guys come for a sleepover?
No, I don't.
100,000 likes!
100,000 likes for a sleepover.
Matt!
I don't like it, y'all.
I'm trying to say, actually.
Yeah, I just...
Yo, yo, yo, yo, these kids, bro.
Bro, gang, why didn't you slam him?
Chat, bro.
It took literally everything out of me not to just pick that kid up and just start running
and just kidnap him, bro.
I don't know if I'm allowed to say that though, so obviously in GTA
But it literally took everything out of me not to just pick this kid up bro, and then just start running away with him bro
Like literally just take him home in Canada
Legit just take him home in Canada with me, bro
Take that kid over in Canada with me, bro. Yo that kid was so annoying bro.
Who knew my DF broke up so your wish about her leaving me came true, egg
I'm chill bro, you know I'm just joking bro chill out. You're actually a predator
Bro, guys, I don't think you guys understand that shit was legit.
Did you get laid?
Uhhhhhhh...
No.
I did not.
I did not, bro.
There's really no time.
No, there's really no, don't even say cap, bro.
Don't even say cat bro listen listen chat if I had more like low key if I had
more time I would have but like bro to be honest we had no time we got back at
the hotel it was like 4 a.m. I got in showered brushed my teeth and just went
to bed bro I just went to bed I literally just went to bed and I had the
best in my life now I won't lie broccoli with the five gift that I love
you so much Alfred with the five months of love you big head look at me buddy
who with the 14 months I love you bro God bless me chat bro I'm not gonna lie
shit was so fired up I'm not even gonna lie bow low key LA is low key I kind of
Change the perspective on LA LA is low key ass unless you have good friends, bro
Unless you have good friends, right? Like Yugi is fire or key is so fire. Um, who else was there?
Marlon was fired. Oh my god, so people mean silky vibe so good. I don't know why I don't know why but
Jason
Well, all the cameramen were low key so funny. I'm not gonna lie. I love everyone's cameraman. Who else bro phase, bro
You know, I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be a fan and you know, I'm not gonna be a fan, bro, but uh
No, I'm just gonna say oh AJ yo AJ by the way, I love AJ by the way
Matter of fact, I'll let y'all know I dabbed up
Uh, I dabbed up did actually get the same treatment as your chair from moody than in 2024. No
No, no, no
By the way, I dabbed up uh rug by the way, so I don't know if y'all know but um
Yeah, I'm gonna be acting a lot differently on stream. All right. I'm not the same person anymore
so, uh
Yeah, man. I'm not gonna lie. Uh, you know
probably gonna be start doing some like you know some some four-hour streams
three-hour streams two-hour streams probably let's take a day's off and shit
uh
thank you for the night I enjoyed a crack session
yo I didn't crack you bro what are you saying I did not crack you hello I'm
Selena you look good today I want to have sex with you yo by the way this guy
is so fucking chopped bro you are so fucking chopped bro you're actually so ugly bro you're
actually so ugly like genuinely you're actually so did you get the same treatment as your
chef from mood at the no no I didn't have sex I didn't have sex I wish I did no well
lucky the condoms that I bought in LA that I thought I was going to use can I be honest
I brought them with me just so I can like staple them to the wall and just remember how much
I'm a fucking loser. I am because I'm not gonna lie that pack is still unopened
That pack is literally unopened
And I thought I was gonna have so much sex in LA it turns out I got none zero
Zero zero the only person that slept in my room was fucking Jawad, okay?
The only person that slept in my room was fucking Jawad
Nice t-shirt you look really good, but you know it's crazy much
I really pull that all on that Russian girl
Can someone tell me why can someone tell me why I came back?
Yo, can someone tell me why I came back? I washed my face
I took the biggest piss of my life and came back to three black dudes
Surrounding my Russian girl
three black dudes right on my Russian girl she was gone bro she was gone after the stream
was off chat after the stream was off brother you made it believed in you since 2024 you're
the goat I love you bro don't let me have sex with you bro don't let me have sex with
you right now but yeah bro chat tell me bro chat tell me why tell me why tell me why off
Offstream okay, we're done. We're leaving the party as we leave the party right as we're leaving the party, bro
You know, we're all going in shape. We're all saying bye
This Russian girl comes out of nowhere, bro. But wait, oh imagine I'm the Russian girl three black dudes around here
Oh trying to fuck her at the same time
Bye, I was so nice to meet you. I hope we get to see each other soon
I hope we get to see her soon
Well back to three different black guys, bro
What is LA?
What the fuck is LA bro? Oh my god, bro
What the fuck is wrong with LA like every girl's can I sit on it mood, huh?
Yes, daddy. No, I don't understand what the fuck is wrong with LA bro. I swear to God, bro
I don't understand. Anyway, bro, that Russian was so bad, bro.
Just don't be chopped and she won't leave you.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm not chopped, bro. I'm not chopped, bro. Come on. Stop that shit, bro.
Literally, like, stop. I'm not chopped, bro. Let's make a movie. I'm not chopped.
But yeah, bro. Anyway, man, three condoms are still in my inventory.
Nice Cricks with the 25!
W Nice Cricks with the 25!
She was lowkey mad chill bro.
I haven't put a cigarette in my mouth or vape in literally 10 years and I deadass tried to light up a cigarette for Rizz bro.
Why wouldn't that shit turn on?
Yo why wouldn't that cigarette light bro?
bro why would that cigarette shirt well i don't understand why that's why would
that not turn on no okay listen i don't know and also bro
just so much to talk about bro yo bro really enjoyed the early yesterday
thank you Robert it must have been sick to go out and do all the dumbass
retarded fucking stupid shit that nobody gives a fuck about
in bladder girls get gang bang constantly you fucking big nose dumb ass
It's Jubonies Retarded Bomber.
Bro, could someone tell me, could someone tell me why?
I go and ask Gia,
could someone tell me why I go to ask Gia,
to go out and she says yes.
And then I go on her Instagram story
to find her laying next to another dude.
And the caption it says,
I just made a movie.
Do y'all wanna see it?
This is the last thing I said to her by the way.
This is off stream. Alright, I just finished my food and plot to Advil, gonna wait for her to hit my system. It's so bad.
I call her on stream. I'll order an Uber and 10 to 15.
Then, I open up her Instagram story. I find her laying around with her boyfriend and that she made a movie, aka a sex tape with her.
Cancel, cancel, cancel. Why?
You missed a call from Gia. Should I head out or nah? Bro.
Yeah bro you better fucking thank me for warning you bro.
I was spamming check her story.
Anyways we all know you gave her the chair treatment after stream.
Yo yo yo yo what is up with LA though?
Like everyone in LA is literally just I don't understand.
Everyone in LA either likes I don't understand!
I don't understand either I'm the ugliest human being on earth.
But every single girl I talked to in LA either had a boyfriend, either did only fans, did porn, or-
Surrounded by hos and you didn't get laid, it must be the nose.
I thought myself you fucking asshole, you fucking bitch, fuck you, fuck bro, I was so bro, there were so many baddies.
There were so many baddies at that party bro, I was like, give me one, give me one please, give me one!
girls are 99% horse dude welcome to the cup chair my friend yeah bro they were like
I don't know bro yo maderson alright you're an 18 year old dude alright stop saying you
can crack me if you want muda wack aga no bro no get the fuck away from me I'm not cracking
your bitch ass you was on the couch with AJ and y'all was just annoying them
girls bro I'm not even gonna lie who the fuck told AJ to come raise with me we
lost every girl 99% knows we lost every girl after this guy tried to every girl
every girl that we had a chance with yo bro go watch out as sexy on twitch 200
K viewers was that we've been is artista taxi why are you keeping you crack in
G me and filling me up on her bomb playing back stop hiding you loser
oh anyway bro I mean listen bro I really wanted to have LA sex chat is LA
sex feel different oh man so many Asian baddies by the way so many Asian baddies
absolutely crazy bro chat oh my god so many Asian baddies bro but yeah bro so
many asian daddies but uh yeah i don't even know what happened to ashley let me tell you what happened to ashley um
let me tell you about that ashley um
We friends though, we just friends though, yeah.
We friends though
It's all cool chat, you know what I'm saying like listen, bro, it's all good, you know
So good, bro, you know chat like it's all good, bro, you know
Muda are you still down for our two-man on crack this is a date quote son in crying
Quote, this is a date. Quote, son, I'm crying.
I was like one.
I mean, does anyone even have a- I mean, we're going to go into the react later, bro, but-
You know, Sina is probably just jealous that I'm on a date with you right now.
This is a date?
a date?
Oh!
Hey, my sexy nose just wondering do you want to crack on Wednesday?
Still I know I'm 17, but you said it-
BOOST!
Shut up!
What is that shit?
I'm gonna jail now!
What the fuck?
Bro...
I don't understand, bro.
Like I'm in LA.
You know what, bro?
Chat!
From this point on, bro, I'm changing the way I approach girls, bro.
You know what I'm gonna say, chat?
From now on bro, I am no longer going to chase girls or put girls on pedestals anymore bro.
Nah, y'all are not getting flowers from me anymore, y'all are not getting shit from me anymore bro.
I don't give a fuck bro.
Now if I'm gonna keep it a buck with y'all bro, I am retiring bro.
You know what bro, I'm starting my fuckboy phase bro.
I am deadass starting the fuckboy phase bro. Listen bro, I'm not chasing you anymore.
You are going to chase me.
I don't chase girls anymore, bro. I'm kidding. But what's your Muda wear a beanie to cover up those ears next time?
Popcorn I am going to let me punch you in the face bro. I'm literally going to punch you in the face
Yeah, uh, so yeah, man, uh, yeah, bro, so that's it. Oh, I'm done
I am going to have sex for a month.
I'm gonna be selling it for a month from is you move with the three months. I love you so much Bernardo with the two months
I love you so much God bless you
Champion the five months. I love you so much. God bless you 1am season with the problem. Let me so much. God bless you
Christian 25 row God bless you generally chat
Rarely said Muda I can be a Russian girl
Nabs? Nabs? Muda could be a Russian man, famous for getting banned. Yeah, that's just
not a bad. You're gay. All right. So let's go to reacts, bro. Let's go into reacts, child.
Let's go into some reacts and see what we got going on in React.
Yo, Tinder, Hinge.
Anyway, today's stream, we are going to do Tinder, Hinge, Valorant.
We're going to play Valorant and see if the game is good without Neon.
Thank God.
They nerfed Neon.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
They nerfed Neon.
Thank God.
Can y'all stop saying Grinder?
Question mark, please.
Please stop saying grinder question mark genuinely
Generally, also, we're gonna cover the train wreck situation as well, but we have so much today's gonna be a fire stream
Today I'm probably gonna be live for like 36 hours. Are y'all women or no chat?
Now we're probably gonna be live for about 36 hours chat. Are y'all women or not? Are y'all women or not? Are y'all women or not?
No, someone was sending that Subrosa clip earlier could someone send it again. I didn't see it
I didn't see it. Can someone send me the Subrosa clip?
I don't know, someone was like...
Someone was spamming a Subrosa clip, like, I think five minutes ago.
Uh, this is it, Muda. Thank you, bro.
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
YAMUDA, maybe it will work out with some hot boys.
Greetings, Stace.
Anyway.
Okay, so, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is it, Mura, let me see.
Bah, alright.
Like I'm gonna fucking kill him.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Here it is.
Horcox.
Oh, god.
Fuck me.
You know, it's probably jealous that I'm out of here right now.
This is a date?
Oh, this is not.
I'm like, oh, this is not.
She said, this is a date and laugh.
Or I'm literally leaving the car while it's rolling.
Someone says that.
I'm literally, Jimmy, I'm opening the car
while it's rolling and I'm jumping.
She's laughing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look at it though.
All right. Also, it's my birthday in three days. And as a birthday gift, Drake is dropping his album on the 14th just for me.
I want to let y'all know, Chad, hey, listen, Chad, I want to let y'all know my birthday is in three days, May 13.
listen make sure to pull up for my birthday no one cares what did you get
us for your birthday happy early 2018 okay I'm 21 years old all right I'm
turning 22 peace also Chad mood our files have they been open even more
Yeah, honey
Has mood I've been exposed for more or no, I hope not oh gosh. Oh gosh you gosh
No, okay, good. He did not cheat in two months. Let's go
Good shit. Good shit. Good shit. What if I still fuck you, bro? Fuck you
All right, anyway, I'm gonna have a VR birthday stream with buddy. Yeah, uh
After the stream, I'm gonna go and tie my cock around a telephone pole and jump off my dick explodes
NGT, obviously.
Oh, I mean, where do we start? There's so much fucking content, bro.
There's legitimately so much content today. It doesn't even matter.
First of all, hey Siri, FaceTime, Ron.
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron.
500 dollars he egos me 500 dollars he egos me
don't do my intro what's up dude hey me too dude hey can i can i just say something real quick
sure dude are you gonna hate farm sad farm like you usually do against me let's see it
no i was gonna say bro i wish we hung out more when i was there bro i missed you why did you
not like why did you not spend time with me when i was there because i was spending time
I'm gonna go kill myself. See you later.
NGTA. NGTA. NGTA. All right. Anyway. Yo. Chat, should we open up for the audience?
at least you met nick 815 bro bro at least you may oh oh my god bro nick 815
bro yo yo wait what does keys mean you're a leech mooder make your own
content you loser and he said keys what does keys mean
what my dog what keys yeah what does that mean what does keys mean remove the
e yeah yeah yeah we will eventually bro
Yo, whoever this is bro, I love you bro, genuinely bro, Ponsai, Si, Sousa, Sousa, Si, Sousa, I love you bro, appreciate you bro.
Now, anyway bro, what is this clip?
Oh god, Elron.
Like, Elron or E-Elron?
Braumora bro, let's play some games soon.
Derres.
Derres.
Where does Muda live in the world?
He lives in Canada?
Should we move to L.A. just so I can visit Ron?
Should we really move to L.A.?
I don't know.
I don't know. The thing is, bro, the thing is I'm a family person. Okay second of all
Man, it feels so good
like if I can meet up with Ron off stream or
Any of the bullet I feel like I have the thing is though
When you're in Windsor, I can't relate to anyone here
but the plus side is that no one wants to use me for like
Like, like, well, I forced to say, if I have sex with a girl, which never happens, because I'm a virgin, right?
If I were to ever talk to a girl in this city, nine times in a ten, they don't even know who I am.
They just, I tell them I got rich off crypto, where I have money from crypto, and third of all, they don't even know who I am.
If I'm in LA, nine times in a ten, I'm waking up if I have sex with AIDS, herpes, and on top of that, my bank account's completely destroyed.
I'm all alone, all right?
She's gone, let's go, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't know.
Or maybe I'm just retarded and maybe I think,
like maybe I think like, like not,
like maybe, I just nice to like have friends, bro.
Do it, dude.
Yamura, dude.
It's just, it's nice to have friends, bro.
But I do love my parents, bro.
Like chat, my mom sent me a message last night, bro.
She was like, let me see this shit, bro.
said uh well i actually felt so bad bro um she said happy me i miss you wallah because you're
not here i miss you so much it's too much mom i can't live without you and i said mom don't
worry about me laughing emoji i love you so much i'm good while i'm on my way i'll see you soon
she said i can't not worry about me about you you're my baby you're my heart oh i love my mom
So saying bro, I can't leave my happy mother's day chat. By the way, why I was late today?
Yo, don't even stand out. No, don't say L streamer. Don't say L late because I will fucking bomb. Do you understand me?
You think this shit's just a big hook? You think this shit's a big hook? I do this shit for fries?
No, bro. I will bomb the shit out of you. That's it. NGC obviously. But listen, bro. I went, I bought my mom some like chat.
I bought my mom some candles. I bought my mom some soap. I bought my mom some chocolate from like this chocolate store.
or chat W, son or L, son.
Child, close my eyes, I'ma let y'all decide.
Am I a W, son or am I an L, son?
Keep it a book me, bro, keep it a book me, chat.
Am I a W, son or L, son?
L, son, buy her more, you Jew.
You're a buyer of Bugad.
L, son, buy her a house.
So we're not buying our parents' house.
Like buy her a G-wagon.
Millionaire buys his mom some soap.
Oh, okay.
Yo, when you put it like that,
it's kind of an asshole thing to do.
But like, bro, what am I supposed to buy, bro?
Yo, I said, yo, shit, wait a minute,
go fuck yourself, actually.
Yo, go fuck yourself, bro.
I'm not an L son, bro.
I'm a good son, come on.
Chad, where did Jason go?
did jason go see man by yet or no did jason go see man by yet not yet but who
is the art of everyone's talking about like art or some shit mura this guy's
running 60 kilometers bro y'all act like 600 kilometers is hard to do like
I don't want to be that guy like I don't want to be that guy, but like bro 600 kilometers is kind of light
Bro, thank you very much. I appreciate anyone can do that bro anyone can do that anyone anyone can run 600 kilometers, bro
Your nose is 550 kilometers mood of you came do 6000 yourself
600 kilometers is crazy. Holy shit. This guy looks like he's on fucking steroids. Oh my god
So who is order chat like who is this is it's like a like busy like busy is he like yo
why is this cam just can't yo look at these guys titties jiggle too
like who is Arta chat is he like just German German athlete W German German
influencer WWW
your titties do the same uh what how do you even know uh chat should I you know
I'm gonna gift a couple subs because yo this guy's low key W
Chat how much gifted sub should I do bro low key? I'm gonna get this guy about one sub. I'm gonna keep you to buck. Yo
Good job on this. Good job on the 600 kilometers, bro. You're him, bro
W's in the chat, bro. W's in the chat. I just gifted my one gifted sub bro $7 and 99 cents chat
Please type W type W mood or W son, bro now
yo I don't know how much you guys are on Twitter bro did y'all see did y'all see
all what happened with trainwrecks did y'all see what happened with trainwrecks
if y'all don't know daily dabs of two months bro you know what I will
bro because me and Drake are very close to each other and he's probably gonna
Invite me to his house one of these days in Texas. So I'll go chat, bro
Apparently can someone send me what happened like it all on getting uncovered or you know what I'll do myself
Fucking assholes
Where's his clipper here?
How
He never got my Instagram know I wish he would have
Tell him to meet up um
I wish.
He never got my Instagram no she's so bad
She's so bad. Who knows the line? She's so bad.
Unfortunately bro I mean I live in Canada bro like when am I ever gonna see this girl again?
like literally like
she's 45 years old there is no fucking way she's 45
It's just why, there's no way, right?
That's how you troll, there's no way.
I should get her Instagram right now, I should get her message on her Instagram.
God damn.
Same age as you.
Check that fumble, bro. Do y'all think I fumble, bro?
Bro, check, bro. Come on, bro. Check. It was a business trip, bro.
I wasn't supposed to. I wasn't like, what am I, like if I had no time to do anything,
bro, like I literally had no time to do anything, bro.
Like I literally had no time to do anything though. Like, what am I supposed to do, bro?
like what was I supposed to do like I didn't have time to do anything bro
yeah anyway bro anyway um yes bro so yo all the time let me show you what
happened with trainwrecks bro uh let me see here real quick yeah bro so what the
the fuck was this clip? So, bro, apparently gamer doc banned trainwrecks because he was
five stacking. What the fuck does that mean? Oh, is there a WestJet video? W, bro. Now,
Did they involve the...
Yeah, well anyway chat listen bro, um...
I don't know if y'all know.
9-11, I swear to god if I go to this end of this video and it's me blowing up the fucking thing I'm gonna tweak out.
Well if you think this is a little too far subscribe to my channel.
Do not get it twisted, do not get-
Fortunately, we ran out of time for this video.
No, this is literally the end of the video. This is the end of the video. This is the end of the video, man. I'll cut. I'll let you see this video.
Oh, I love this game, man. I swear to God.
How many times do I have to remove this?
I'm gonna start it from the bottom. It was made for like, you know...
Tracy!
Yo, how long is this gonna take until it gets banned? Like, what is this shit? West, what the fuck, bro?
Massive day for the unemployed.
Jack, you...
Just got my can be really watch this entire video or do y'all want me to cover it with my own files
It doesn't really need to be dragged out to nine minutes and 11 seconds. No
Like do we really want to watch the video because we can like low key cover up in like literally five minutes. Yes
This was the biggest part out of everything watch it. I will watch it
Yeah, I'm gonna do react first or watch this really matter, bro. I'm not really going anywhere. It doesn't really matter
yolo anyway did y'all see this shit?
I did it to the shadow realm, and banned off valorant for Q1 with his friends.
Train got a month ban on valorant for getting carried too hard, and trust me when I say
this you guys aren't ready to see the stats.
So what in the hell happened?
RainRick's banned for 30 days for sh-
Bro that is so insane bro.
That is so insane.
How do you ban trainwrecks out of all people like bull?
Holy shit bro.
Anyway, chat more of the story, trainwrecks got banned for queuing with four other immortal
players slash Ascended players slash Radiant players.
A feature that is allowed in the game.
It's literally allowed in the game.
It's not like they bent rules or did something illegally.
No, it's in the game and he did what's in the game and then he got banned a month
31 days for it cheered accounts and valorant five stacks
So I got banned on valorant because they said I was getting carried too hard, but it's like
But it's but that's bull like I'm just using the fight
But but it just like that's I'm using the five Q system
I'm cute streamers on their streams like respectfully like that's not their business or the like
They can ego stroke or or go on a power trip all they want, but saying that I'm getting carried
Is irrelevant true and yeah, that's pretty true. That's true. And yeah, that's true. That's true
And that apparently the head of Riot Games will be yes
bro
On top of them banning them
gamer docs boss aka like the guy the head of security team leaked trainwrecks actual
ip like his actual actual actual ip they docked him a right employee docked trainwrecks
This IP address, allegedly.
Wait, what?
Oh, wait, what the f*** is going on?
What the f***?
Hang on there.
We met in LA, you called me beautiful and asked for my phone number and Instagram.
I was wondering if you wanted to come to my 13th birthday party next week.
But like, no joke, trade might be the worst gamer of the century.
Like straight up, Rose celebrated a 1,000 millisecond reaction time.
Have you ever done a sober stream, brother?
Hahahaha
I have to be the first and last person on earth to get banned for being trash in a game,
and an ex-QC chimed in to help.
For context, trade was banned from the game for queuing with friends, lol.
How is this employee of your company talking to dedicated players this way at Riot Games?
The Terms and Service and live support on the website state that
Trainwrecks was within the Terms of Service.
Important evidence of the common.
Bro reported him, oh.
My guy Trainwrecks was getting carried
into a game.
Gamer doc?
I don't wanna leak anything.
Can I leak anything here?
Listen, I'm gonna delete this real quick.
I don't wanna leak anything though.
I don't think anything gets leaked here, to be honest.
Yeah, I don't think anything gets leaked here.
BrogamerDoc calls me at 4am, by the way.
At 3.55am.
After all this went down, I was sleeping at an answer that says red, but yeah, literally like I don't know
I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why I don't know why
By the way, Gamernosh is the same guy that banned me, bro
for a month when I
Win traded an EU like no, I did it, bro
There was nothing fun about it. The MMR stack is all low the guy playing on an account
He doesn't know it has trade rex underperforming does not help his case
Neither will the ban be reverted. There's nothing funny here. If you want to ban on your accounts, too
I can make that happen if that helps like whoa
Like what is this if you want a ban on your accounts, too? I can make that happen
Yo, who does gamer doc think he is bro
Who does guy? Oh, who does gamer doc think that is?
Holy power trip, bro. Holy power trip. What in the fuck was that, bro?
What the fuck is that, bro? What is that?
Why would he say that? In what world? Why would he even say that?
Oh, I don't know why we are having this conversation here. It's a clear-cut case of him getting carried by players above his skill.
This seems personal as f**k, Elimeo.
Yes, boosted players exist and trade wrecks might blow horse cock at the game,
but from what I've seen is he only plays with friends.
Yeah, free trade wrecks, my guy didn't do nothing.
If you drop a five stack system and I'm killing four streamers,
cause they're my friends, that doesn't make any sense.
I mean, respectfully, like if you wanna get-
Like, boh, respectfully, we all know trade wrecks is an asset value.
Y'all see me queue up until 5am and him f**king get three kills every game.
For a week straight, right? But it's a feature in the game, right?
You're allowed to queue with any person along any it's a feature in the game
You can queue from iron to radiance. It's in the game. It's not vending rules or anything
So I don't understand how I don't understand
Like what is this go
Clarify the trainwreck's ban, as it was a 5 stack ban on their own accounts as an immortal with prior boosting on their main was swapping between multiple lower banks, Smurf's shared accounts they did not own.
The group ran at 80% when it cost 50 games, this directly violates TOS, playing another person's account or otherwise engaging an activity intended to boost an account status or rank.
Yeah, but you can just sit, like how do they know that he was b- they were boosting him? At the end of the day, he was just playing with his friends and he's ass.
It's not that deep, bro
It's not that deep. It's not that deep like bro. Do you think what the fuck do you think trainwrecks wants to boost?
That's what the fuckers a billionaire
It's just wants to have fun, bro
It's not fun to give a fuck about a rank in a game, bro
It's not fun and close friends. I don't know come baby very very very stupid very very stupid very very stupid
Yeah, weird about it. I can go I can pull up 40 different valorant streamers who are getting fucking carried
I don't want to say you know genders or sex or anything like that, but it's a it's both. I mean, he's not wrong
Girls are buns at video games generally
Last jet this girl is good at a game. Yeah, and not all black people loot Walmart
Yo, this guy is YouTube getting to this guy's get your major. Oh friends. I'm playing a Sinatra
What the f**k?
In cloudy yo, let's get shipping right ship me ship me ship me ship and I'm getting banks. I'm not performing well enough
I'm just playing by your five stack. I'm playing on stream. You're so carried up course. I'm carried
No one's denying that I'm not carry a fax a hundred percent getting like of course trainwrecks isn't the best player out there
All right, you look he does suck ass
But like why do you why would you ban him? Of course? I'm carried the world knows I'm carry notice a problem with it
I can't have been a suspenseful six seven twenty twenty six
It's got this man got banned to six seven for being a dog down player, bro
No, that's just fun to do.
No, you really can't even make this up.
Not gonna lie, my rent is still due.
Recently, a jury ordered Meta and YouTube to pay a million.
Ah!
Four. You could have a team of three irons.
The lowest rank in the game and two ascendants.
As long as you queue up and play together as a party of five,
this is on their site, okay?
And you won't get banned just for performing poorly.
Anyway, there's two sides to every story,
And the Valorant Dev himself responded to Trainwreck and said boy oh boy did it get heated.
So this Riot Dev said because one of those players-
By this fucking retard Philip Costinas, whatever bro, this guy fucking leaked Trainwreck's IP.
This is the guy who leaked Trainwreck's IP, fully doxing him.
Fully doxing him.
He was losing the fucking argument and legitimately dropped his IP address.
obviously on accident but actually fucking knows actually fucking knows if you were queuing with
train was boring accounts to be rated low enough to queue with you and then dominating the now
lower rated opponents for the vast majority of your ranked game they do this often so it wasn't
an accident clarifying the trainwrecks ban this wasn't just a five stack with friends in their
own accounts an immortal player with prior boosting bands on their main with swapping between
Nice cricks. I don't know what you want from me, bro.
Like, I don't know if I'm going to take my cock out on stream.
I don't know if I'm going to get hard on these great joggers
and start doing jumping jacks.
I don't know if I'm going to start only fans.
I don't know if I want to have sex with Bonnie Blue.
I don't know if I'm going to suck your dick.
Cricks, I love you, bro. Thanks for the 25.
Give the chat. Can we type in W. Cricks in the chat, please?
Can we type W. Cricks in the chat, please?
In multiple lower-ranked spurts, shared accounts,
they did not own an act.
Group ran an 80% win rate across 50 games.
This directly violates TOS Section 15A, playing on another person's account or otherwise engaging an activity intended to boost an account's status or rank.
Ex-QC strikes back,
Hey Doc, I thought you would say this exact lie to do a whole TOS fallback shtick, so here's a rebuttal.
If the players were boosting previously banned for a 2 at that, then why was Trained the only one banned for this?
Why put the blame on the one person not reaching TOS?
Yo ex, as my colleague pointed out, they were banned too.
And then the people that were queuing with train chimed in as well, saying, uh,
wait, so why is everyone else not banned and only trade?
I wasn't using any alt accounts, but I'm not banned.
Not gonna lie, short end of the stick, maybe they just ban trade or XPC's genuinely buns.
Wait, this is real?
Hey, flight.
Crack.
Yeah.
Wait, no.
No.
Can I cancel out of that or what?!
He missed the drone shot too.
And over the last couple months, TrainRex has been 5 stacking with a lot of high-
I'm not allowed to keep that motherfucking band, bro.
Yo, yo, train your ass, bro. Your ass.
You make streamers, ex-pros, current pros, etc.
And he was able to make it to Ascendant 2 with the craziest stats I've ever seen in my entire life.
Dude, I was gonna make a VCT gamechangers joke, but I think he even dwarfs them, bro, because bottom 1% KT is insane.
If anything, ban the accounts that Cloudy was playing on only or ban everyone involved.
Obviously that second option would be a very extreme, but it's still so much more fair than just banning Tray.
And again, if you're coming from CS, 69 damage around might sound decent.
69 damage around.
Bro, that's a fucking shock dart.
That's a shock dart, bro. That's a shock dart.
No players have 100 health, but in Valorant it's 150.
Trainwrecks was upset about the ban, he was saying that this was, you know, targeted towards him
and this ban was biased, and basically Riot was getting it a bit twisted.
Do not get it twisted.
This guy was saying that not a single game was played outside of five stacks.
Trainwrecks rebuttled with, look at your own screenshot.
F***ard. Those are everyone's mains that are playing majority of our games.
And you know, not wrong, you're allowed a five stack.
So, bros, I chimed in saying a day seven woke up to them batting trainwrecks, but not the 80 cheaters I played against. I'm losing hope.
31 day ban, bro. That's the craziest part. We only played on stream, and I was always the one that told everyone to stay on mains because pros never take it serious at all.
It doesn't make any sense. It's like, if I was like playing off stream, where you're all off stream and dapper, prod, Sinatra, and f***ing Clowley, you were all on silver accounts and I was an ascendant, then I'd understand the case.
But it's like, they're all on their mains, they're all frauds playing on his main, dappers playing on his main,
Sinatra's playing on his main, and I'm the one that says, stay on your mains, I want a challenge, I want to learn the game.
The devs are saying that Clowdy wasn't on his main, hence why the Clowdy guy got banned.
Biggest L though is Riot did leak his IP, even though they deleted the tweet after the damage was done.
I don't think this was malicious or intentional, but regardless, L.
It's a tog-
Yeah, they literally leaked his IP though, what a fucking-
get it banned 100% target at ban 100% so yeah he got banned which is just
ridiculous and on top of that they leaked his IP you can't make this shit up
bro you can't make this shit up bro you can't make this shit up yeah you can't
with this shit up yeah but you can't make this shit up anyway let's let's let's
Let's check out some reaction.
Yo, chat, should we do, should we?
My beautiful angel.
Like, what the fuck is this?
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, genuinely, what is that?
Muda, can you explain?
I don't know who it is, the serial viewbotter.
Imagine being so ass in a video game the devil leak your IP.
I know.
At that point I'd throw away my computer in a dumpster and take on Scientology on God.
I don't know how to be retarded, but what the fuck even is Scientology?
So, like, eh, eh, eh.
Yo, Mooda, when are you doing the surgery?
If I, if Thursday, right. Thursday everything kind of dies down.
Where would I go if I wanna, like, like, uh.
Hey, listen. I know about soccer and nothing.
I know about flip-flop. They need to do flip-flop. Hey, can we hurry this up here? Let's go.
Is that game moving or not?
Listen, bro, I have a team. They're legit. Okay? We're on the way. We're in the car right now.
Thank you. Hey, can you give me one second?
Hey, who is this?
Let's go! Bobbinos! Let's go!
What is this? Why are we watching an ad Edita's ad?
I'm coming! I'm coming! What are you doing?
I'm a real.
Yo, chat is, uh, what's that? One movie in the ping pong, the movie, chat the ping pong movement, the movie.
What's the ping-pong movie?
It's a calm
Maddie Supreme chat is Maddie Supreme a good movie
Yo, where did my chat drop me off bro? Yo, yo, yo, we need to fuck out of here. I forgot yo
I think actually I feel I'm in GTA. I know one lucky. I feel you in GTA right now
What is this?
Jinxy is inviting people to watch quarterfinals world cup?
What is this?
Oh
They say watermelon is a wick.
They say watermelon is a quack.
They change the rules!
On tWitch, they say, they change the rules!
We don't even know what he's saying.
We're not a group.
We're doing that provider-shit.
It's playground.
But, they didn't-
They didn't-
They put the quack instead of the quack,
put it in the zone.
I'll hold it for you no I do but yes bro yes yes yes they did follow me they followed
me for 20 minutes whoa Muda how did you get them get them to go away Muda how
did you get them to go away good question Frank Frank good question
I have to order an Uber and go back to the hotel.
I had to get in the car and drive away.
Well, I went down the escalators, left the mall,
went to the sidewalk and he still followed me
for 10 minutes, 15 minutes.
I swear to God, bro.
You know what he did, bro?
You know what's even worse?
You know what's even worse?
They threatened, they were like, by the way, if you're getting that Uber,
I'm getting on the scooter and following you home.
No!
No.
that's a whole garlic I don't know what does that mean why clove and stretch
res me bar yeah I should have started bro
I
Got
Bro
Hitler's dead bro Hitler's dead
Legitimately Hitler's dead bro. I don't know if I could say that name on twitch bro
but uh
Holy shit
Hold the trigger you've met someone bigger one less lonely
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, I am acting the goat for reacting that fast.
Okay, oh shit.
Yo, both!
Yo, two man, what's she look like?
Hey, meow, meow, you-
Y'all, BOOT!
Y'all two man, what's she look like?
Wallahi, don't ever text me again.
I
Return I
She loves sea lions, bro
Like what is this how is this guy is seven point five?
But what do you mean strong jawline? What the fuck even is this?
You guys fucking Steve from fucking Minecraft, bro.
It's literally Steve from Minecraft.
Indian Mr. Beast.
7.8 cap.
Yo Phineas, on your face it's Laura.
Oh god.
Jesus!
Dude, who even is that?
Who is this girl in the back? I didn't see her.
Jesus!
Dude, who even is that? Is that you?
Who is it? It's TGR!
TGR we know!
Oh my god, bro. I actually need to get shot in GTA 5, bro.
You know, order you some flowers, order you some chocolate, order you some nice rings.
Sorry, me? This is not another Ashley?
No, this is you.
Oh.
You know, Senna is probably just jealous that I'm on a date with you right now.
This is a date?
.
.
.
.
Keys bro keys. Hey, I just learned what keys Matt bro keys, bro. No, cuz I'm a pass me your keys, bro
keys bro
GTA
Don't come on like what is this bro? Are you serious?
Are you serious bro obviously chat and GTA stop? Oh my god, bro, are you dead ass bro?
Like are you serious, bro?
I'm a jester.
I'm a big jester.
Oh my god.
Bro, what the hell?
Sambo, so I should have looked and checked in with you
when I came to LA.
Yeah, you know, Silky, I'm not, you know, by the way,
why is he saying, you know, every time,
Every time we go anywhere, okay? Every time we go anywhere
I don't know about Joao is like low-key in his head so much now
I don't know if it's because he like jerks off too much. I don't know what it is
But he says he doesn't like saying his name to people because they think he's a terrorist
I'm just somehow I'm just somehow I got lucky with Muda my mom used to call me a
Mooda and I think you know what I'm gonna take that ash and just say mooda and I got touched up with a nickname called mooda
Everyone calls me my mom doesn't call me a man anymore. She just calls me Mooda
Jawad bro. What's wrong with Jawad? It's actually fire. Like oh, you know I'm saying you'll stop saying
I'm both stop coming. I'm with the wrong. Oh, I love you Mooda. What is this? I love you Mooda chain. I fucking hate Mooda
Yeah, nigga.
No dude, I go fuck yourself up.
I
Okay, yeah
Chat we met bro, yo if I see this one more time, I'm gonna get mad, bro. I I swear to God walla. I'm gonna get mad, bro
Where are we where is it?
Still shot of Muda being at Jason's birthday party
Fuckin' hate you, bro.
What is this? What type of question is that?
You're so dumb.
What is this?
Failed to determine content classification?
I'll just delete the clip.
What did I say in this clip for it to get deleted?
What type of like, um...
What type of fragrances do Asians like?
What?
Is that even a wrong question though?
What's wrong with that though?
What is wrong with that question though?
What?
What is wrong with that, what?
What is wrong with that question though?
What is wrong with that question, bro?
What?
More fucking things, Asians are a different type of species.
What if Asians like different types of smells?
I just wanted to like...
What?
What in the shale?
Chris, what is this?
Miho.
Miho.
Mi-
Yo, you're like the photo?
Yo, what?
You didn't even tend to know Chris you want me to hang this up Chris you want
me to hang this up buddy. Somebody in the chat typed goon material.
All right
That's you too funny. What is this? Yo, whoa, yo
Yo, bro, why?
Oh, I don't know why I don't know if god was on my side, bro
Bro, we add legit. I think we had the best clips out of the entire event. I'm not even gonna lie
This shit was fucking hilarious, bro. Oh my god
They were doing nothing by the way, they were legitimately doing nothing they were just chilling down there
I heard adapt cleared up later
They were literally just talking and chilling because they never get to talk
Yo, what's wrong with this clip though? What's wrong with this question chat fragrances do Asians like?
What is this? How is this employee of yours? Yeah, I saw this already covered that. Retarded.
Legitimately retarded, bro. They need to like revert that shit ASAP. If they keep that ban,
like... That last sentence is bullsh**. It's a clear cut case when you get carried by players
over skills. Yeah, but that's what your five stack system's for. Your rules on your site
clarified it. I think this is even a lot of the company though. Every pro I've talked to,
You would all agree that this is a targeted bulls*** ban.
It doesn't even make sense.
31 day ban for being bad at the game.
Everybody watch this.
We're just friends though, part two.
This is my uh...
We're just friends, I promise.
I don't want it.
You can keep them.
You can keep them.
and I'm sorry.
I don't want to.
You can keep them.
You can keep them.
Shameless, they're actually broad.
Why is Sinatra going to the back?
What the fuck is this?
So talking one leg up in the body means less warmth escape stand sort of made an edit to the new Drake single
Yeah, I hope
One year natural transformation
Yeah, yeah, how was I surrounded by this many girls and got nothing she was so bad
How are you guys doing?
I'm actually a cuck, I'm actually a cuck, I'm actually a cuck.
The girl I'm supposed to go on a date with pulls up with a guy.
The date I go on a date with says it's not even a date.
The girl, the Russian girl I try to make her move on has three black guys surrounding
her at all times.
I don't know
You see that? You see the fucking nose on that thing?
Is it really that big bro?
Beautiful.
Ugly.
That's sexual assault.
No.
Yo, I tripped on the escalator. Fuck!
Wait, there's an emo? There's a new emo! No way! Let me see, let me see. Yo, we need to
collect these Riz emotes like Infinity Stones. Chat, we need to do like 20 Rizzes. We need
like 25 Rizzes, I swear to God.
And we have Rizz one, Rizz two, Rizz three.
Every couple months we need to drop in you Rizz.
Wait, what is this one?
Rizz four?
What is this?
Yeah.
Yo.
Oh my God.
How many Rizzes do we have?
Riz, Riz 2, Riz 3, Riz 4, oh my god.
This is actually one of my favorite emotes now, chat low-key if you have one of my,
this is low-key one of my favorite emotes too.
The IRLs are so rare that I do bro, it's actually like kinda like aura, cause bro we have so
many, yo the emotes we get, the emotes we get, oh this one's low-key fired too.
fire too this one's Loki kind of fire too
bro we actually oh we dropped some nice
ass emotes bro
Yeah, we love these. We're lesbos.
That's really hurt.
It is.
There's three guys talking about it.
I love them. I love them one fist.
I love the three dudes surrounding us.
Oh my god!
Back W bro.
Total L's? I don't even know what this- I don't even know bro, holy shit.
Fuck you bro, fries bro.
Fries bro, fries.
Fries bro, fuck you bro.
W Love from Jason's community? Let me see this shit.
3,000 likes I know some people don't like mood of anybody that asked for the idea for Jason and got him against the respect
W
What do you mean bro thinks he's part of the team bro come on bro chat one of my favorite clips from this entire day
I don't know why
This one bro. It really was not changed man, bro. I don't like it one of my favorite clips right here
Why are you so caked up?
I don't bomb an introvert, bro. I sit for a little game. Some of you good legends. You're good, bro
You're gonna have pussy thrown at you. If you don't fuck tonight with the birds
Say sex. Bird. Say sex.
You're actually like, you're actually wild, bro.
This girl was so bad
Wow man, interesting, very, very interesting bro, very, very interesting, but I want to
know how I would look like chat if I had a small nose.
I'm gonna ask chat GMT to put up a,
like give me that nose surgery one sec.
Can you make my nose smaller as if I got a nose job?
Jawad got a new name, Muda, what is this?
You both!
Bro, what the hell?
You gotta come with me!
Hey, Munda.
I hate your streams and they ruin my day.
Wishing you nothing but the worst today and always.
Also, do you think you'd go back to LA for a week, or is it not for you?
A week? Yeah, probably.
Eventually down the road, I don't know if I ever live there.
Who knows, bro? Who knows?
Generally, who knows?
But I am a big family person, bro.
And I don't wanna, like...
As much as I love everyone there, but chat,
do I look better yes or no chat?
Do I look better yes or no?
Bah, all right, they just completely deleted my nose.
I said make my nose smaller
and they literally just deleted my nose.
What's that one thing called, let's view?
Here it is, let's view.
Let me show you all my nose real quick.
I wanna let y'all go check, should I get a nose job, bro?
I'm just chilling, I'm never getting a nose job.
But, let's see how I would look like if I got a nose job.
Chad, do I look good here?
Do I look good if I got a nose job?
I'm not even gonna lie, you look the same LOL.
What is this?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nothing, nothing.
Just pop the bottle up in the town.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
I don't think you're not gonna just pop the bottle up in time to do it.
What a retard, bro.
Yeah.
BYO!
A.I. Bro. A.I.
A.I. Bro. A.I. A.I.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh.
I think I have a better chance of going gay and pulling guys than pulling girls in my
natural state.
The phone's lagging, I don't know, I get shi-
Like, what do you see?
What are you deadass, bro?
I'm not watching that, bro.
When my teacher randomly decided it was the time
I think I'm gonna die in this hour
What is that why is it giving furb
Wait, what is this?
So if it's just from the top view bar on the platform, those creators are gonna see what
they did better and will have a cap on their viewers when they come back.
Who's Fearbook?
Yo, who is fear book?
Did you see Bert Peter McKeily see Son of the Maddie Throody Morrill and his little
enraged boy always shit?
Dude, what are you doing bro?
Wait hold up.
Jack, is it a shark? What is it? What's the mask saying?
Dude, 24, by the-
What are you doing, bro?
Muda, when you got out of the pool, it was so much aura. Every girl was looking at you.
Wait, actually?
Are y'all lying or no?
They were looking away from you, not at you, fuck you mean.
Wait!
How do you guys know?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Someone give me the VOD!
Someone give me a VOD!
What?
Actually, they were looking at the Sid the Sloth nipples.
Yo popcorn.
Dude, I'm literally gonna beat the shit out of you, bro.
I'm literally gonna beat the shit out of you.
Like, unironically, bro, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
Like, bro.
And GTA, obviously.
Here we go.
Let me see.
I can't get sick.
I have a flight.
Go find Jason or Silkie.
Hey, bro.
i generally feel like i don't think i'm going to be able to do it
it'll be good
bro i should have took the chance right here and and literally just attacked like legitimately
every instagram i possibly could have right then and here bro i was wet i was literally wet
My hair was wet, the muscles were out, literally.
Yo, stop, don't, I didn't mean like that.
I didn't mean it like that!
I meant like attack every Instagram.
Is my back actually that big?
Your posture is mad chopped though, Barrette. Where was that?
Yo, I need to see. I need to see. I need to see.
I should be like hey, my name is Muda. How are you Wendy? May I have your Instagram chat? Do y'all think should they give me her Instagram? Yes or no?
Yo, who are you looking at twin?
I
Holy fuck
I almost went in the pool, I would have been fucked!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I dropped him in the wall!
Yo, can someone tell me why there's nine girls in the bathroom?
Yo!
What the fuck?
It's the right, it's the right place.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
You should attack their Instagram.
You're retarded, bro. You're literally retarded.
Like, actually retarded.
Yeah, actually retarded, bro.
Oh, you're retarded, bro.
What is this?
Thank you guys so much!
ChatRug knows me because he talked about my nose.
I tried my hardest, not the fanboy bro.
I tried my hardest, bro.
I don't wear eyes.
I think I probably have a face problem.
Probably.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
We love you so much, bro.
Are you serious?
You're my twind out
It took everything out of me not to literally take my pants off right here bro low-key
So I keep a calm bro, so I met Drake bro. I met Drake. I met Jay-Z. I met you know Beyonce
I met Madison beer. I met Corinna. You know what I'm saying? I met I met
rug
You know what I'm saying, bro
Yeah, y'all, Runk has low key a bigger nose than me, right?
So why is no one on his dick but everyone's on my dick?
Bro, like as I left chat, I was like, like I was looking
Let's go sci-fi, I'm trying to be out of my mind
What is this bro?
The driver witnessed this drama live, I know, I know bro, I know, so embarrassing bro
Yee-haw
He never got my Instagram, no.
I wish she would have.
Tell me, Mia.
She has to be like, OK, if I head her up more like, what am I going to do?
Like, even if I head her up, like, I live in Canada, bro.
Like, I can't even do anything.
She's actually so bad at football.
Move to LA then, like are you retarded?
Are you retarded, bro?
Are you retarded?
I
Leaving your dream, and then you not believe in it as well
Yeah, this is so similar
I'm gonna remember flipping whoppers holy shit that shit was so a draw. I
feel this guy's screen recording
Whatever this is I love you both do that man. God bless
I
Drink some water eat some food love yourself take showers every day
Brothers is crazy to make sure to floss the small things chat this shit tea
No, bro, he got me twice with that you fucking retard he got me twice with that shit. Fuck you bitch
They're mooder
Why are my ears so big?
I went into Adapt's chat yesterday while I was on the flight.
I had no audio.
And I just, I looked at Adapt and I was like, hey, he has big ears just like me.
So you know what, let me say you have big ears.
And I didn't think he was going to read the chat so I just clicked off of it because I
was taking flight.
My flight was getting ready to fly.
Tell me why this motherfucker clapped back with this.
Don't you fucking cheat in video games?
You're gonna aim dot and cheat's baller.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Don't you literally cheat in video games.
Come on.
I actually should have asked you about that.
The fuck is that?
Just play the game and get good.
get good at the game
wait
up this is the same mood of the
played in competitive tournaments with money right
no no i've never cheated in a fucking competitive tournament will stop
ice and cheap and i was literally young and in rape games
k when i was sixteen fifteen years old fourteen years old
I tried to auto-form so hard and try to light this cigarette up.
And I just got AIDS.
Like literally.
C1, 10th?
What is this?
Motivational video.
Wait!
They made a video just on me!
What?
The chosen one.
I see them by the sky.
What does it not mean?
Chat with Star Wars like a good ass like series bro I never watched anything about it.
I saw this.
i saw this
why was everyone shitting on these
watches are coming out in vape colors
holy shit it's huge
go fuck yourself
What's in there? What's in there?
Bro you think I'm like carrying explosives or some shit?
I mean, like...
What's in there? What's in there?
Like bro!
Jason was like, what's in there bro? What's in there?
Like bro!
Only pixel hating on you.
What happens if I don't want to do this?
play fair a true man is only accomplished when everyone is playing by
the same rules that mood up mood up mood up for sure didn't check this one
oh
Bravo six going dark actually it's hard enough
I
I
I'm not allowed to live alone!
Stable Ronaldo.
Stable Ronaldo! How do you like first aid?
400 million!
400 million like...
like looking back at it chat looking back at it yo w reacts by the way one of
the not not one of the the best reacts I have ever done in my entire reacts life
hands talking down go are we not gonna talk about the elephant go fuck
yourself generally chat generally go fuck yourself on channel generally go
fuck yourself well why did you inspect elegant mooder in the top list of you
barters though came to a stream just to say that we're all watching jinxy and
Have you muted you big-nosed fuck?
Barret.
Barret.
Barret.
Barret.
Okay, well, damn, bro. We really, uh, we really did that shit.
What's Arta doing, by the way, Chab?
Is Arta still running?
By the way, I need to take one of the biggest pisses I ever can.
Like, can I chat? Y'all give me permission to go take a piss real quick, because holy shit. I need to take a piss.
Chat, are y'all excited? Chat, when is the League of Legends tournament, by the way? Is it on Monday or is it on Tuesday?
Is the League of Legends tournament on Monday or Tuesday?
Chat the fuck up, mood of a 10th stream so my eyes can stop bleeding you big-nosed fucking fat fuck.
Open app. I need to join the Jinxie League tournament. Let me see who's in here right
now. Let me see who's in the Jinxie League tournament. Arrow, wait, am I allowed to leak
all this? Sunny, toes, Tyler won, high-fives, Yasuo. Mo Yasuo is in this tournament. Nice
LOL, we didn't know that
Flabba-de-ba-buzz-alright
Um
Um
We're going to make sure we get a chat we're going to make sure we get the ultimate coaching
by Hamza.
Let me call Hamza real quick.
What's good, brother?
Yeah, I'm down.
XQC wanted coaching today. I gotta get you right. How long do you think you're going?
Honestly, tomorrow is a big day. It's a big day. So honestly,
I'm down to go as long as long until you think I'm good enough.
Just play together.
I mean, I was going to hop on Valorant for a bit, check the game out, check the update
out, check that the Neon Nerf update happened yet or no.
Maybe do a segment on Val, just play a little bit of Val and then hop on League of Legends
after.
Fuck Valorant, L, L, L, don't play Val, fuck Val, fuck Valorant, no, please don't do Valorant.
Just play together with XQC.
Uh...
I love you, Luda.
Um...
Are you down to get closer?
I love the streams mode to keep it up JKU fatnose fuck
Tender? Tender? Tender? You got away with win trading, but train didn't.
Tender? I think we should just do Tender tomorrow, bro. I'm not even gonna lie. I think we should just do Tender and Hench tomorrow, bro. I won't lie. I think we should do it today and tomorrow.
I'm sorry, I think we should do it tomorrow. Because low key, let me check Tender out. Let me see Tender.
But watch your back talking shit to Riot games they might leak your IP address
type in chat fuck riot.
That ass though.
That I have six likes on Tinder.
I'm not going to even look who it is.
Let me see Hinge.
I have one on Hinge and six on Tinder.
Tomorrow bro, tomorrow.
Do you want to join us?
All right, all right chat first of all bro first of all before we play any game
Before we fucking do anything on my bladder is about to explode out of my
cockasaurus do you guys give me permission to go upstairs and take a
piss. Hey Siri FaceTime Melvin.
Starting a FaceTime call to Melvin.
FaceTime with the problem of loving each other. I want to do some gaming segments I won't lie.
Is Ron in the tournament tomorrow? Do you guys know if Ron's in the tournament tomorrow?
Yo can you join this where I need to piss? I want you to talk to my channel
I want to kiss please you.
Sure, she, me, how, ma.
Arigato.
Fuck you.
Yes?
Big enough piss to lose Russian girls.
Shalom. Shabbat Shalom. Shabbat Shalom.
Was good bro. Of course. Of course you can say it that well.
I don't say it that well. I just thought Aiden Ross and Blackboy Max say it bro.
Bro, it comes natural out of your mouth.
I guess bro. Yo, by the way up.
I've been looking, I'm giving you access to the chat.
Yeah, no, it's not fair, I think I've been avoiding your eye contact more than you've been avoiding mine.
It's because chat's there, I can't stop reading chat.
I mean, I don't read my chat.
I'm obsessed with my chat.
Man, you know what, I've been thinking about Ikea so much, I've been thinking about it.
Can you tell me why are you looking at this?
Hello, no we gotta go to heroin
Hey, we got to go to heroin
And shanks
It's like some people is just some church in the dollar community shanks and who the shanks is my god
He's like no one's like a big old like snots
Like W J. Dab you the one kiss her
I didn't say any of that. I didn't say any of that. I didn't say any of that. Yo, Malvin,
Wulahi, we might move to LA, bro. The amount of girl collabs I can do, and then we might
Are you gay though?
Bro I swear to god, we might have to go to LA and do some collabs bro
Why didn't you fly me out to the birthday party bro?
I'm gonna imagine and pretend I didn't just hear what you just said
You small dick fuck
Should we all play Valorant? We have to play Valorant right?
Us too? Yeah
Not us bro, me
What?
Bruh
He actually changed, LA changed you bro
Bro what do you mean I was in LA for 2 days and no I did not change
It changed you bro you know it's even bigger now
Alright
What is this emo?
Fuck you guys
What the fuck is emo?
Yo
I
Chet I'm gonna go to the piss and I'll be talking for a second and then yeah check one up on Val for maybe a game or two
Should we do a Valorant segment today?
No, it's too early. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, watch what he's on
Watch what you're on. We'll do Valorant segments in the morning
Chet because my EU people are probably all sleeping out. I know we're gonna do league
Cause chat the tournament is tomorrow, the tournament is tomorrow, yo!
Yo, by the way, did you get the leak script sent to you?
What leak script?
It's just a leak bro, there's the best script in the game bro, you will win.
Huh?
Just double clicked the WifexE file.
Bro, I don't have any cheats for League of Legends bro, stop that shit.
So cheats is just script?
Scripting is cheating bro. Yo by the way chat um I don't have a house, bro
Uh, I have to move out in two weeks and I don't have a house to do that. So I sell a fact
Anyway, Melvin talks to them look like your job entertain them. You fucking slave. I'll be right back. I'll take this
By right
It was goody chat
Melvin, you want gift? Oh my god, yes, yes, please, he's not paying me. I'm getting 20
rupees a month, please, I need some gift. Please, I need this. I'm getting my house.
Bro, I'm literally homeless myself. I don't have a fucking house, guys. Where's Ashley?
a lie bro. Don't give him he's a millionaire. Bro, what?
Melvin, bro, I'm mad at you. Why didn't you stop him from raising my ex? Who's your ex?
Highway? We need Ashley. I'll fly her out, no worries.
Melvin, how are you sexy, Mogger? Alright. I'm good guys. How are you guys? You're everybody type.
What did you guys do today besides gooning because I know this whole chat is a gooner chat
Do you eat dogs brah no, I don't eat dogs or cats or anything like that
Good
Party the French house. That's a run bro goon to you Melvin
Well, why is this whole chat just racist?
Do you have the Hanta virus?
I don't have the Hanta virus.
Why don't I stream?
I don't have internet connection.
I need some donations.
me with a stream key for 10 gifted, I'll leave it for 10 gifted, Malvin did you
create COVID bro what the fuck are you guys saying no I did not create it or
I never had COVID I know it's hard to believe that but I actually never got it
I saw your face for the first time yesterday and you're chopped as fuck.
Rera.
Alright, fuck your chat.
Fuck whoever chatted, bro.
Bro made the antidote.
Okay.
How big is the twin?
2.1
It's not bad. Can work with it.
Madam, what did you do with my dog?
Nothing. I just I'm petting dogs. I'm not doing anything different anything else
Bring Jay he's fun here. I don't think there's any Jay
I'm breathable what the fuck if Muda listens to this he's a big as snows he's chopped as
fuck cheats in every fucking video game and this is no girls at all all right
whoever said that that's messed up that's fucking messed up go fuck yourself
bro go fuck yourself but what should we play today bro
you're just saying it I know you should get them well play the new update no a
little bit yeah they even drop that update yes or no
chat did they even drop that update or no no they didn't but Jack's they
disabled but neon disabled which honestly I'm down for too
how is your whole chat just racist well well by you actually a lot of fun in
Yeah, I believe you. It looks very fun.
What did you expect? You expected that it's like a bit of a war shit of your life?
Yeah, but I actually thought I was going to have a war.
Why?
Maybe because I'm just introverted.
No, you're meeting all the boys.
Why did you stay long and you could have like made a lot of like content now?
You know what you mean bro? I regret not staying.
But I know I have no regrets in life, but
Well, you were already in LA just extend your ship now because now you're never going to lay in the next what six months or so shit
Bro, bro, if you get invited to Marlon's birthday, please I need to go I need to see him once more than
I don't know, Chet, do you know Marlon's birthday?
September 7th
Wait, that's close to your... you know... September 11th? What you did back in the day?
Marl...
Bro, okay, if you get invited bro, I need to come bro.
You're not coming anywhere near me, alright?
I need to see the gold Marlin bro, please.
What do you mean? Why do you have to see Marlin? You have Marlin at home!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
You're fucking Pinocchio at home.
You just wanna check this cord?
Hey!
I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm up, I'm
up!
Was goody twan, was goody twan!
I'm tweeting, I'm not tweeting out!
I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
You clapped cheeks?
You clapped cheeks yesterday?
No, I didn't bro.
You failure.
You brought, you brought three packs of condos just to not clap anything?
I could go upstairs and grab them and show you they're unopened, bro.
I didn't even open them, bro.
What the fuck were you doing?
Bro, I was just, I was partying with the stream.
I streamed for 12 hours one day.
And then the next day I streamed for like 6 hours.
And that's it. I left the next morning.
Yeah, but like, listen, you said you went there for a mission.
Yeah, I know.
What was that mission when you first went there?
My first mission was to go over and have sex.
Exactly. You failed.
Everything else is just placebo. It doesn't matter. You failed your mission
You know, it's so crazy, bro. What they were so bad, bro
I saw I'm not gonna lie. I saw a few baddies on the stream. I was watching a bit. So I got streets like by a little kid
That shit was funny. I'm not gonna lie. That shit was hilarious. Oh, that was funny to you, huh?
That shit was funny. I'm not gonna lie
What could you like what could you even do like what could even do you can't even hit him
bro, like he's his person even then that's what I'm saying I can't hit on
like the like I would I would I go on when I want to pick them up and then
kidnap them and just take them home to Canada with me no I go out turn off the
camera just tripping I'm not on just a run yeah is that he chased you by long
whole hour and two bro like 30 minutes bro they had to like get an Uber and
leave they wouldn't let me be me alone it was like more like 10 15 minutes but I
I have to call a gruber and go.
Like it's like five of them over there as well.
But anyways, y'all move.
You wanna coach now or do you want it later?
Because maybe I gotta coach X as well,
but I'm not gonna leave you.
If you want it, for how long,
I'm gonna go for you how long?
You gotta get you first.
Well, I'm willing to make your W check with X
that'd be fire for you.
Nah, bro, listen, I'll tell X, I can't coach him.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, I'll tell him I can't coach him
if you want it for X amount of hours.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta get you first.
I swear to God, I'm not leaving you.
I'm not leaving you hanging.
Tomorrow, you're gonna go in looking like Superman.
Listen, bro, I need to win tomorrow.
So, Hamza, one long, however long you think
until I am ready to 95% win the next day,
you will end there.
Okay, we can get it started.
You wanna get it started now or do you wanna wait?
I wanna get up on Valorant for a game or two
and give my Valorant calm a little bit
and then hop off, is that okay?
What, I could play one more.
Are you sure?
One or two more, yeah bro, go ahead, take your time.
Let me ask my stream action,
they give you one second, chat,
should I just skip Valorant and play League with Hamza
so they can coach me for tomorrow
or should we play a game or two with Valorant
so I can either do the two weeks at the top,
I'll just say see, show us how,
and then show see, and show test, show see, show test out.
I will see, I'll just show,
and show both of these for the next time,
so we'll see some of the show, show test, show.
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No, what does that mean?
I do not say ho, it's like Korean.
I think it means nice to meet you.
Am I right or wrong?
Do you know Ni Hao Ma?
Ni Hao Ma is like hello.
Nice to meet you.
What does she mean?
Nice to meet you as well.
No bro, she means like thank you.
What about, I know this one.
know this one this this is the only the only Chinese I know is shabi what is that
me mass me muscle Tony ma I only know curse words cuz like there's a lot of
like there's a lot of people that play from China on the NA server and they
just beat the fuck out of you I swear I got so I just had a little in the curse
words so what is that what is that what is don't need my me I don't need my
tiny miles I think it means fuck your mother what the fuck yeah yeah bro one
One thing about the Chinese culture, bro, they value moms a lot.
So when they say their biggest curses is when they say, your mom, go to the sky.
Or sometimes if they really hate you, they say, your mom, your mom, in lava.
So that's why a lot of their curses originate with their moms.
I swear.
It's kind of the same thing with like Arabic, where they say, like, kiss a muck or something.
Pretty much, yeah.
Pretty much.
All right, chat.
Chat.
League of Legends, your father.
Yo, bro, I
Want to have sex so bad last night comes up, but that's your fault
Like you had a bunch of baddies there, but you look up a guy and pull out your phone when like where the hose that you pull
Your phone
What the bro? I saw you sit next to a bro. I saw you sit next to a girl
You got a layup for one of your boys
You know what I'm gonna know there's a couple I was talking like four girls that day, bro
And not one of them not one of them one friend zone me one
I was gonna take a girl low. I'm so and then I found I opened up her Instagram story and in the title said I
Just made my first movie. Do y'all want to see it? And it's her playing next to the guy
So that I have no yeah, so that I messaged her I said I'm not gonna link up with you and then
The next girl I took Ashley on a date. She was nice. She was cute
What's her name?
Ashley.
Was that the one in the car with you?
Yeah.
You lying now.
You weren't on no date with her?
She said we're not on a date?
Yeah, she said we're not on a date.
And mine had, I thought it was a date.
She didn't even think it was a date.
So she friends on you? She did.
Yeah.
Yeah, she did.
I'm not gonna lie. I killed myself. I was your brother.
So you like, two old friends zone so far?
Okay well, two old friends zone,
one of them had airborne STD, what was the fourth one?
The fourth one, how do I tell you bro?
Russian girl, I'm talking around the couch,
beautiful, dime, my chat is super fast,
I'm literally, oh I just got a Jason the Wheaton rate,
I have 27,000 viewers, I'm literally feeling
like I'm the chat is going fast, chat do I look good,
they all spam yes, chat should I boom, boom, boom,
She's with me, I have my arm around her shoulder.
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna go take a piss.
She's like, okay, I'll wait for you.
I go take a piss, I come back,
three black dudes are surrounding her.
She's gone, GGs.
At that point, you know, you say you don't have enough inches.
You got a real cool mo?
Remote?
Yeah, I have a real cool mo.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Yeah, brother, you can't compete.
You gotta walk away, you know?
You gotta walk away, there's no competing in that.
Yeah, so, yeah.
And you know what's even worse, bro?
You know, you know how much,
I felt like I lost this doctrine after this.
After the streams were over and as we were leaving,
she was going home with a black dude.
And she said, wait here for a second.
Came to me, hugged me and said, it was nice to meet you.
And then went back and got in the car with him.
I thought boy don't even hug me. That's embarrassing, bro. Was that on stream? No, bro. Thank God it was off stream.
Okay, that was embarrassing. You basically don't cut for that. You will cut. You're the first A-Rap cut.
Oh my God, man. I don't know, bro. I don't know. L.A. will just spit. L.A. will chew you and just spit you out, bro.
This place is demonic. I never want to go there
I live in Monica backs because I don't have sex in it. That's pretty much it
But you can't you know you failed you had you had the best opportunity you were lit
You had a stream you had all that you had everything it was everything wasn't a golden spoon platter and you fumbled
There's no coming back from that brother
Don't let coach or about
Let's just get let's just let's just go coach bro. Okay. Yeah, let's go
Why is I'm talking like you interact with the women? I'm not a lot. What do you might be better than me?
I suck at interactive a woman, but really that makes me feel a little bit better, bro. I won't lie. No, I'm bad
I'm really bad. I get nervous. I start this other I started like a retard. I swear to God. Yo, I don't have a candy made clip
And why that clip actually was embarrassing
Oh man, it's just ah she was she was so bad too. It's just it's all good man. Should I have to the bro?
Huh, that's all good
Girl so scary, but I'm not gonna lie. They're really fucking scary. Yeah
Chat was this girl
Oh
This is the girl y'all were linking earlier
It's on this girl said hit me up on Instagram. I'm sad he didn't tell him to hit me up
This is all this girl's beautiful bro, oh man
Man, I'm a fucking cuck.
I can't even see the stream, brother.
There's 100 FPS.
I know, literally.
Draft check.
All right, come on, let's go.
All right, bro.
So what are you going to call today?
Okay, did you find out who's draft?
I was playing with Jynx yesterday.
I forgot to ask him as well.
Did you find out or no?
Draft pick, like what does that mean?
Draft, like if you ban people?
Yeah, yeah, so draft thingy is basically you build a comp and it's a little it's a more advanced pretty much
It's way more advanced. I don't know if
As as you see if it's draft
Do you guys want me to FaceTime him?
No, I think it is draft I think it is not to be fair. I'm gonna message him one more time
He dubbed your shit. He dubbed my shit a week ago on Tuesday
Will there be bands in the tournament?
Is it draft?
No bands you said, it's not draft.
It's not draft.
Okay, W.
Wait, so it's not draft?
Are you 100% sure? Did he say that?
You guys have the clip for that?
Well then, you just stick to Yone.
Wait, you think my Yone is better than my Akali?
Yeah.
What 100% you think that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dante said it. Okay, that's perfect. Then we want what am I playing with you?
Wait, you want me to play you you genuinely think my own is better than my collar
Yes, okay, one is a lot better. Okay, that's why easy to play it too
Okay, bro. If you think that
All right, listen, so what is my what is my what is my what leave me on bro? What are we doing today today?
Bro, just play away. We'll figure it out from there draft. Hey, you're the yo draft pick. Yeah, go. Go ahead. Go ahead
I'm not gonna play with you though. It's better for you to learn
It's better for you to learn just by yourself not with somebody there
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. What are the biggest problems that I had with you?
Two days ago, bro. I run away. I run away a lot. I run away a lot. Yes, bro. You play like a fucking pussy. I'm not gonna lie
That's really bad mood up. It's really bad
So today, only fight.
If you're winning a trade, know when to keep going, okay?
Just limit testing.
Remember, Muda, I swear to God, I'll always tell this to everybody to get better at the
game.
What do you think is the number one way to get better?
Just keep dying.
Killing yourself, correct.
If you kill yourself in-game every time, you get better at the game.
Why you may say that is because when you die, you realize your limits and their limits.
So that's why you have to keep fighting.
you keep going backwards you're never gonna learn. Okay?
Okay. Okay.
Does it work IRL? No no no IRL.
Everybody IRL is gathering stormers here.
We're all bad early game but then we outscale. Once I get it, get it.
Who on the block was it? I don't know, who on the block?
No more Annie, no more LeBlanc, no more Kali. Since there's no band phase you're gonna stick to the only only.
Okay, who I've been on the orders it's still Mel
Yeah, Melovi that's
Melovi I just been Mel Melovi the same shit
The black girl yes
Okay, you know the stream share
They just be Yasuo and Akal.
Okay, okay, uh, screenshot, screenshot, I can't see.
Tel Aviv, who's Tel Aviv?
They, we say this champion is from Tel Aviv, so, because she's a V.
Yeah, no, like that champ's like the most opious champion in the game.
It's the most obnoxious, one of the worst champions in league history.
It is really the worst champion in the game, terrible design, basically everything that
you do to her she reflects it back at you.
You can't play the game.
She hits you from a mile away from her screen, you get closer, she throws a stun at you.
She throws a root at you.
You get closer, she reflects her abilities and in the moment she auto's you, she ults
you to death.
It's really, really broken.
Try it, try it, try it.
Listen Mura, you know what you can do, you know what you should, no, no, no, no, no,
Well, you know what you do always remember you are the chosen one correct. Yeah, you are the carry correct
So always trade with your top laner or midlan always try to be the last pick
So they can't counter pick you and they can't counter pick you you have an easier matchup
Does that make sense? Yes
Motherfucker Jinx is the ADC does eight does Jinx go mid lane? No, you're right stylus is gonna burst me
Silas, Silas, not Silas. You have a speech appointment?
No, Silas. Why'd you say sty?
I don't know, I thought I said ty, I thought I saw a ty there.
What's your heart? Okay, listen, Silas is a pretty fun matchup to be fair.
Wait, go to your rooms, go to your rooms. I did it, I did it.
At the ballpoint, no, no, no, never mind, never mind, it's too late, too late, too late, too late, no, no, no, no!
Oh, you got second one, okay, it's not the worst, okay.
You don't want a ballpoint, but it's all of it.
Alright, listen, listen. You win, you win this matchup.
I think
Level one level two
Level three is very skill matchup. Okay, so Silas at level six steals your ultimate
Does that make sense? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
So he can use that big dashing ability just when like old you with his ultimate
Okay, but the reason why you're only not bad at the Silas is because Silas is ultimate is based off of AP ratio
But your ultimate is AD. Yes, so it doesn't get that much value from that. Yes, okay
So you can fist fight into that just remember his short trades are a lot better than your short trades
So if he goes so he can have a dash what is E?
He dashes towards you and then a second part of his E is like a
It throws like a billy and it basically knocks you up in the air. It's like a second
It's a chain that throws you in the air pretty much. He throws it at you
Okay, so what you want to do is play behind minions just a fever
Focus up retard. Listen to what I'm saying
What did I just say you said play against your behind your minions. Why because that you can copy your
No, motherfucker. I did not say that. Yo, that's the you have the table outside your classes. You can't fucking pay attention, didn't you?
Well, I did I know you did you just didn't even you didn't repeat what I said
I said stand behind the minions because it's e2 who can root you it's e2 basically throws chains
He eat those chains in front of you if he throws chains you he can't hit you if you're behind a minion
Okay, okay, it's e1 is a dash. It's e2 is a chain that roots. I repeat
Okay, this is his main kid if you get hit by that. It's a strong burst that comes out to that
All right, okay, so don't get hit by the chain
correct so that's why I stay behind that minions so if you can't chain you
have to chain the minions in front of me yes yes yes good good just try to
understand I'm saying if you don't understand just say it remember Mota when
it comes to coach Hamza nothing is a bad question okay Hamza now yeah why is
your dick small well that's a retarded question you stupid motherfucker my dick
is not small though it's a decent size all right we're average okay we're
average but it's not small blade start right correct I don't know if it's
doors bored blade but I would just go blade every time I don't know this new
fucking item shit all right remember this mood up do you win early games level
one and yes yes yes the board level three it's very leveled it's very like
similar correct okay listen if he goes e-start he's probably gonna like root
you and stuff like that just keep running him down keep auto attacking him I don't
want to eat you okay a lot of ignite wait first time first time yeah
guys tonight okay he could like short trade you it might be better because he
has his W that heals him his W is basically a punch that heals him at
level two you see that first dash wait is he coming keep hitting him very good
Very good, Muta! There you go. Okay, don't use the Q. Keep chasing him. You auto the minion.
What? Okay, okay, not bad. Okay, I gotta teach you all walking. I think you're ready for that.
Alright. When you auto, don't just right-click him, but right-click right next to him while you're moving.
To the, to the... Very good, perfect range. Press your pot. Press your pot. Press your pot. You have HP.
HP, okay, that's okay fine really hit it get level to get level to do your EQ combo. Okay, go ahead go ahead
EQ
You're in the turret careful that's bad you took 154 you took like 90 that trade
Remember level three is where he starts push with class wave now
The reason why I said class away is because you want to make sure your ways that I even say now what I want you to do
Let the wave come back into you, and how do you do that?
Mudo, don't hit it, don't hit it, don't hit it, don't hit it, do not hit it.
Just match, just match his wings with German, get, make sure you're level three as well.
Okay, you're both level three now, okay?
Short trade, short trade Mudo, lower, okay not bad, that's not bad, no, no, no, no, no,
it wasn't horrible, it wasn't horrible, that's still good.
Let the wave come back at you, just last if you can.
He's gonna hit it, he's dumb, he's dumb.
Let him hit it, let him hit it.
Throw your Qs behind your minions.
So what you're doing here is bad positioning.
What was step number one when I first started
for the game started?
Play behind minions.
Good, stand behind the minions and keep hitting it.
You can hit it behind your minions.
Cause remember the only way he can kill you
is if he hits his E2.
He hasn't thrown it yet cause he's missed.
Then your Q3, you can still trade with him, remember?
Okay, you see how it dashes?
Yeah.
So when he dashes, his next one is the ROOT.
I mean, it's like, it's very, you can tell it's about to come.
You see that?
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
When he dashes, okay, you'll see one of his dash.
That means he has his E2 is about to come off.
So you can't use your E2 without using your E1.
Very good, very good, very good short trade.
You saw that?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
So now his E2 is active for the next three or four seconds.
I can't remember exactly.
So once he uses his dash,
you can play a little bit more back.
But right now, I think if you win all in, it's a lot, it's a lot healthier.
Okay.
Alright.
You're doing good.
Get your Q3 lasting, lasting, lasting, lasting, lasting.
I want the wave to be at an even state or towards you.
Now, why do I want that mood up?
Please push down.
Why?
So if he's not under his tower, so I can kill him more easily.
There you go!
You're learning, you're learning.
Okay, you're double-diving for a danger.
I said, last hit, why are you auto-ing?
Well, I just, I didn't want to miss a turret.
that's not a turn that's a cannon you can cue it
no you can't there's nothing that smooth up last hit last hit isolate the
minions bro last hit last hit yeah when last hit because when you keep hitting it
it's not gonna come towards you you want to put him in a vulnerable spot
remember he has ignite but you're not healthy okay you see that W right there
dollars W that punch okay try to throw your cue at an angle where it's not
poking the other minions so you isolate yeah you said you just isolate that Q yes yes yes so isolated with the minions that are only one shot
No, no, it's okay. It's okay. You went for it. That's I like that. I like that you still go for a q3. That's good
Okay, I sleep that first you
Perfect perfect. You don't have to do from the side of nothing. What you can do from above, you know
There you just like that just like that just like that. There you go. That's it. Okay
Bad, bad, bad, bad. Now why is that bad, Moodle?
Because I'm gonna die first now and now, and my wave, I'll just kill my waves, thank God.
Yeah, but you got the right idea. You got the right idea. Your minions die first, okay?
So throw your Q3 at what angle?
At what angle? Like, only when it's isolated.
Oh no, no, your Q3. Like, where would you want to throw your Q3 so it's not hitting the minions?
I don't know.
On one of the sides.
Like this?
from the you could do it from the you can do it on the sides a lot easier okay
you can do it from the top but it's a lot easier throwing it from the side okay
yeah I see so now look at my minions I see not not looking away look away pay
attention look at the way now the wave is more close to him and you know we
could do here you could also reset and then TP back that is also another thing
that you can do because you're sitting on 1.1 can go but he's shoving the wave
listen he's shoving the way you have TP advantage you can still bully him stay
you can stay fuck you get a boots into tp get a boots in tp
press press f f on the turret yes yeah so right there you could have stayed you could have stayed
and then just like keep fighting him but because he didn't reset it's really good for you the way
he didn't crash now i want you to fight him how you're gonna fight him show me how you're gonna
No, no, no, no, no, no, don't push last hit and and get your Q3 up
I'm a lot to get you keep them. You don't have to push mood up. You don't have
Really? Yes, keep the wave here. How do you gonna keep the weight? Look look at the way you see don't ask
All the way all the way so doesn't crash
That's good. That's good. Okay. This might slow push like no last hit mood up. I know I know I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Very good nice nice I said
I want you to queue fuck you we got to work on our last city pay attention to the minions how it throws their abilities oh
See I didn't want to miss okay, was that bad? No, that's not bad, but okay your problem now is your last sitting, okay?
So why am I not like aggroing him and fighting him right now?
You could, you could, you could fight him, you could eat Q in, you could fight him.
Remember, he went short, you see that dash? That was an E2.
That was an E1, excuse me.
You saw that, you saw that, you just went short that minion?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was an E2, he finally used it.
Fight, fight, don't be scared. You win all of them.
Keep fighting him.
Not all of you, all of you, all of us.
Nice, get the Mooda!
Nice Mooda, nice, nice, out the way.
Shut the wave! Don't be slow! Shut the wave!
Okay, angle your 2-3 when you want to shut the wave. You want to hit all your buildings on the minions.
Now, what are you going to do here?
I was going to use my E. I was supposed to use my E.
Yes! Okay, go back! Go back! Go back! Go back! Go back! Go back! Go back!
One plays enough. That's it. One plays enough. You don't have enough time because he's resetting.
Okay? That was good. That was very good.
Really? Yes, that was good. That was it.
I don't want to teach you like a hard tactic, but if he presses on you because he's silenced,
Silas you can also press on you can also press on at the same time and you're gonna hit him
You're gonna hit him last
So if he knocks you up, you're gonna be you're gonna be unstoppable with your ultimate
So when I see him all I all
Correct. Yes
That means that means he's the one that's gonna get knocked up not you
So yo, I should never always be pushy I should be lastening in half
But but remember remember you have to hold backwards if he does that okay?
It's it's just like how the matchup works. This is not something that's like every time
It's just only for the saddest matchup. So every matchup is plays differently. Okay, that's fine
That's fine. So you just punch you that punch is like you heal to him. Okay?
Look you can look for eq eq trades you know the eq trade that's all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah like that
Show me the eq trade. You don't have to go back though
Oh
You saw it, you saw it, okay, hold the wave, hold the wave.
I'm sorry, Muto.
Sorry, sorry.
Stop with your 80s, you just blast it.
Okay, he has Warwick ultimates,
you see what he just did?
You see how he copies their champions?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what he's done with you.
Oh, he's fighting out the map, out the map.
I see.
Oh my, cancel.
Nice, Muto, nice, very nice, very nice.
Shut the wave.
Very nice very nice very nice
You could you could you could it doesn't matter if it's a turret cute normal cute from up cute from up
You can get all six. Oh
You can't come the top like from you so where you're at right now cute from there
That's okay, that's okay, no when you're killing
Listen when you're killing and you want to shove the way cute from cute from in front of them
Don't keep on the side because if you put them in front of them, you can get all the way
See right here. What this is this is bad. Why is this bad?
Because now my cannon they come over here
Wrong you have one cake old you didn't reset after getting a kill
Well, you can't reset now because he crashed away. You're gonna lose a way
You should have reset to get into one plate. That's why I say get one plate back off always pay attention to the death time
Very good. You see how you cancel his knock-up with your E. What does your E do?
My E just does more damage when I exit out
the other interaction
What do you mean that's correct by the way you're when you eat you when you're eat you
Like when you go back, what does that do it? What do you mean? What do you mean my EQ like it's your e2
You're e2. What does it do when you go back? Oh, it kills him. It does more damage. It does more damage
the other interaction of that I don't know what you had this before you forgot
you know what Zoe you remember Zoe that little girl who throws a bubble at you
yeah yeah yeah what did the e2 do yes it cancels every crowd control okay so
So every CC ability, it cancels it.
Very good.
Very good, very good.
That's very good trade.
Very good trade.
So his E2 is a knockup.
So you can cancel that knockup by pressing E2 back.
Okay?
Ultimator.
Ult.
That ult splashes.
E2 splashes.
That's fine.
That's good. That's good. That's good. You're not strong enough. So you can always be get the play get the play is very low
So your e2
Muda is a canceled if you cancel any any cc. I'll go all the way back. It gets off your base
One more back one more back. Okay. You see is that time is 11 seconds. Yeah, that's okay
You could also shove the wave because you have like think about do you have enough time to crash this way?
You shove that way crashing basic shove in the way. I
Mean kind of yes. Yes
Okay, you can TP for the minion instead of the turret.
Cause you're a lot closer.
Wait, I can TP the minions?
Correct.
It doesn't do that anymore?
Yeah, you can fight that soldier.
I'm gonna get it yesterday.
Quiet.
You can fight him.
You can fight him.
Good, good.
Very good.
Very good, very good. Shove the wave and get the turn now.
Look, your team is fighting a dragon. Your team is fighting a dragon.
Claps on them. Go, go, go, go, go. Go dragon, go dragon, go dragon.
Dragon Muda. That's, that's what's called dragon.
Dragon is always the below you. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Get ready, she's coming to you. Yeah, flash as well if you want to get more range.
Very good. Nice. Okay, shove the wave. It's fine.
That's it. Hit the wave and reset. How do I know when to shove the wave
that went to have some like okay so the way to know okay reset reset go be go be
go be go all the way back okay remember what I told you don't want to reset is
pay attention when your enemy laner is back on the map so he you see how his
death timer is already like it doesn't show anymore he's back in the game so
you got a hot you kind of like think about it in your head does he have
enough time to come back because if you have enough time to come back you're gonna have better items than you
so when he has enough time to come back is that when I not push the wave and try to level it up
you have to just you have to go back you have enough gold if you have enough time to come back
think about it like this think about like this when you go back you spend your gold correct yeah
but since you're so ahead it doesn't matter at this point right now so you could you could
overstay so she was overstay so do i last is that right now you can play
really aggressive and even dive him because you have a lot of items yeah
and the beginning is different look at your item look look you see you see how
much damage you do you can kill him you see how much damage you do yeah that first
item spike is massive for yoni x-ray that's like very very big big big spike
so you can't do that early game because you don't have no gold and get the
items but you see how much stronger you are now yeah understand your champion
how what what when do you excel when do you not excel makes sense now you can
you can fight him you're not need to turn by the way press tab what does he have
He has just boots and components you have
Full item and upgraded boots your boots is upgraded as well because you're playing mid lane
Because that's how do I know when you're like
To tell my aggro right now fucking up as many as cool
How do I know when I need to like level it back to my power?
So right now you're in a very unexpected area like right now you already killed a tier one turret and
and bot lane saw how to kill their turret
usually bot lane is supposed to kill someone's turret by now
but at this point you want to play for objectives and roam
roaming is basically helping other lanes
since you're ahead you want to help either top lane or bot lane
top lane if you look at top lane look at his turret
yeah he's already at the tier two turret
look at his tier one turret hot-tossed
if you have it up the enemy tier one turret
It's it's it's destroying correct
Yes, the short yeah, it'd be over here. No, okay
So bot lane tier one turret was still up the enemy tier one turn was still up
So what you usually do is as mid lane is you want to roam
That is like something that's even like higher high level that a lot of people like I'm teaching you a lot more
Because you're learning really fast by the way
So if you win your lane hard like this like you hard when you're laying right now by the way
okay if you're really really this ahead roam bot lane either bot lane or top
lane but try to prioritize your bot lane this is more important because there's
two players over one make sense yeah you can fight this they know you're there
you can fight that's okay Jason Nico behind you you three go
very nice mood up very nice okay now I want you to press B I want you to press
Okay, look at the minion state. Don't do don't think about nothing look at the minions. Okay. Now look at bar minions
It's okay, okay, you see how there's no turrets mid top or bot
This is a local order now, bro. What's that man? Like I'm gonna get denying my TP and shit
I'm trying to download information from you. That is what I mean. Oh, go on and go on it
That's okay, that's all right, okay
Alright now what's the next plan?
Very good very good. Why do you need to go back here because I need a blind item good?
No, you don't need to buy Adam you should spend your gold here's here's okay. You won. No
Those are good game. Oh, that was a flawless game with a eight out of ten. Very good. Okay, we're gonna practice you, okay?
Here's what I need to teach you now. I'm gonna teach you
No, not just last in the meeting is okay
uh come here come here yeah looking oh you're inviting me I'm inviting you
correct right okay pick yonen
alright I wanted to counter the yoni that I'm not 100% sure one but right now
You gotta think about it, okay
Right now you're not think about it right now. I'm not gonna. I'm gonna walla. He will lie you learn really fast
Okay, I can tell it like people they don't learn like this. I've coached hundreds and hundreds of people you're learning really fast. I
Love you, bro. But you know why I'm like I suck at fucking talk to my job. Okay, relax. We're like relax back to mine. Okay, listen listen
So what I okay, let me refund this actually
Some recent the game
Teleportment, okay. Yeah, don't want me
I won't let me
Yeah, cuz the game hasn't even opened yet. I fast forward it for you
Okay
All right, don't go to the side. Go over here. Go over here. Come here. Come here. Come here
Okay, sit right here. Just make sure you're watching you. Okay. So what I wanted you to do is throw your isolate cues
You kind of got it. All right, you kind of got it towards the end
But pay attention the way I press Q on these minions when I want to last hit them, okay?
I would isolate it. All right, so like this I
Kind of miss the last one, but you want to throw your cues and isolate so you don't hit the other minions
Now why I want to do is I want to slow push this into them sometimes
So he has a chance to come the way it's come back into you
But if you hit if you do that this what you were doing are you looking yeah
You're ready all I was in all three you're hitting all three
So then it's gonna push them way faster
Which doesn't allow you to play that doesn't allow you to play the game cuz you're just gonna only give him more goals
You want to try to deny him some goals?
Understand so how do I know when to?
Last hit and when not to last hit that that is a lot more advanced, okay, but
You kind of have to have an indication about how strong you are and how strong they are
It's kind of I don't know how to compare it to you on Valorant because if I was like I even say after every oh, okay
Somebody has a vandal and somebody has a pistol with no smokes or any entry, right?
Yo, we just say when you're weaker you just you slow push and when you're no reason I'm trying to explain
It's your fucking language dickhead. Yeah, but I know I'm not
Fucking baby it's you dickhead. Don't go to reach our reach art
Okay, I'm ready ready ready. I'm the whole tab and look at our levels and look at our CS and if it's logically that we're equal
I'm gonna slow it if I'm wrong wrong retard wrong wrong wrong wrong
Because you don't know what they're champion. Sorry. What if they're champ? That's why I say listen the wise man once said
Listen more before you speak. Okay. Sorry. Okay. Listen
Some champions are a lot stronger early game. Okay, like if I'm all 0 and 3 on Draven
And you're if I'm like oh, it's one Draven. He like oh, oh, oh, like just only zero zero zero on your name
I will still kill you. Why because of my identity of the champion
Okay, it's not about just like it's not about
Items it's not it's not just about this understanding who's stronger that takes time or that that takes a lot of time
Okay, it's a lot easier for me because I could tell you and I know what's who's stronger that it comes up over time, right?
But listen, you do have a good indication of when to shove, when to knock.
That's what's going to use the vandal and pistol argument.
So if you know, if you do know that they have a pistol, which is a.k.a. when they are weaker,
then you want the wave to beam more towards you.
Do you see the wave mid lane?
Yes, yes.
What is happening on the wave right now?
Like, I have a lot more boss than you do.
Boss? Are you sped?
what the fuck this is not a these are minions minions i have a lot more minions than you do
okay correct and what is what is happening right now they're pushing into you okay and what
happens when they push into me they're gonna be under your tower okay why is that bad for you
because that is that forces you to a bad position because the tower is on your side which means
i have to go all the way out here to come to you okay and it's very bad for you because you have
a longer way to escape. So if I were to run you down, look how far you have to go. You
have to go all the way over here. That's why Muda, I always say, keep the wave towards
your side if you're ahead. Okay? And it's also really good. It's also really good to
put on your side if you're behind. Okay? It also puts yourself in a position where they
are forced. Imagine their head, okay? If their head, it's also good to put on your side.
Make sense if the waves on your side. He can't ever go in look try to go on me right now. Go ahead
try to go on me
Just try to go on me
Yeah, what can you do? What can you do? What keep trying to go on me? Go ahead
That's it you don't want to come to the turret you can't right
You can't come to the turret you come to the turret boom one shot
You see why I always say try to manage the way towards your side and that now now here's why I'm explaining
The reason why I want to the way come towards your side is because you're always going like this Muda
But that's just gonna fuck up yeah, and not yet now look at the way look at look at my way
What's happening now? Now they're gonna push it to me. Yes now
Why is that bad because it's equal now like you'd rather have the advantage that you want me next to your chair
Yeah smooth out there you go you're learning by the you're learning okay
very good what do you want a little quick you want a 1v1 yes I didn't finish
my explanation yet though okay I did not I did not finish it yet all right um
let the wave crash let the wave crash I want to show you let the wave crash get
out get out just just being ready so I can show you okay all right listen oh
Oh, okay. I wanted to teach you wave clearing. Okay? You had a big mistake when you were wave clearing, okay?
I'm fast forward a bit so I can have the wave a little bit better on my side, okay?
So this wave should be towards me soon.
All right.
All right. What is a bit fucked up a bit?
But...
Okay, here's what I'm gonna do to the wave, all right? This is what you were doing.
You see I you see how you just cute yeah, you see I'm just cute only two
Okay, you thought I want you to start doing when you want to say mood up wait clear
Mood away clear you come here. You come in front of them now. Why I say in front of them cuz you're cute
You see how many more I hate yeah
Right you show me why hey
You don't want to hit it from the side to get it from the side. You're not hitting all them hit it from above boom
Besides all of them
I like that I like that I like that
Surprise surprise
You understand that you want me to explain them more. Oh, don't let me say hold on
Okay, repeat what I said what what everything that I just teach you okay, so
Let me go back over here because the minions are distracting me. Okay. So first of all
when you want
90% of the time early game you want to have
have the minions on your side, which means last hit the minions, and if you're going
to Q, Q, isolate your Qs when they're 1 HP, so you can build your Q up without fucking
your wave control.
Second, when you say wave clear, Q3 more minions, or as much as you possibly can by going in
front of them and Qing backwards until all of them.
Third of all
No, you got it
You got it. You got it. You got it. No, I I didn't I didn't say 90% of the time
I said what makes it easier for me because that's like yeah
My terms sure but the main idea is if you're ahead
Yes behind and you want them to come towards you. Yes, okay, you can you have to kind of think okay?
If if if you're ahead and you want them to walk into you put the wave here
Okay, if you're behind and you don't want to die by over extending and you want the wave towards you, okay?
Yes, yes, but let's okay. What happens if uh, okay, let's say I kill you boom. I kill you
What do you do now? I'm I don't know. Are you kill me? Okay? If I kill you. Let's say I just kill you
What should I do you push the wave and then what and then he hit this one and go back and be
Perfect mood up!
Perfect, perfect!
Okay, reset, let's go.
You got it, walla, you got it, walla, you got it,
walla, you got it, okay?
Now it's all about remembering this, okay?
We're gonna 1v1 now, yalla, let's go.
Very good mood up, very good.
See, you're not that retarded.
You're not, you're not.
I love that.
You have a very good capability.
No, you're not, you're not.
You just have trouble listening.
You just sometimes divert.
If I'm talking about apples,
you wanna talk about spaceships.
I don't know why, okay?
Locking less won't be one yellow. My ruins are bad by the way, so you can't like to get easy on the show
What a fuck you have fleet, but okay, no problem good
Oh, oh wait, I wanted to teach you one more thing as well after this one-to-one though, okay, I
Remember I remember it was something very big, but it a little bit more advanced
But I want to kind of like trickle it into your brain. Okay, it's called or walking. All right, okay, basically
That I need a screen share for that. Okay
It's something with Pythagoras. You ever heard of Pythagoras theorem? No.
You failed math as well, brother? Yes, bro.
I failed that shit four times. I actually got caught cheating. I'm gonna kick that out of my college.
Ooh, there, brother. Fuck you.
I like that I like that oh
what's about to happen I got level two now he said he into you because you're
level one what are you gonna do now Muto Muto you didn't see the minions how
How many minions do I do until I get level 7?
I'm at level 2.
Q's.
Uh, I don't know.
You never told me that.
7.
7 minions.
Like if I clear all the minions of the first one, and they're at VICE, you're killing my
minions not last hit-ins.
You're not doing the advice you told me, is that right?
Or are you just rushing to the next one?
I'm not.
No, I'm not.
I know I could kill you.
But the reason why I'm not doing it is because you're not hitting the wave.
If you're not hitting the wave, I'm not gonna...
It only works it only works if they're also hitting but you're not hitting so I got it at the way
It's automatically gonna push into you, but if you press that press that
Yeah, I'm gonna press that what I'm gonna see if you have it. I'm gonna see this. Do I have 18?
I have 19 CS you have seven. Yeah, so that means I denied over 10 of your minions
So did I make it wrong?
You're doing something wrong because you're not hitting the minions you are not playing the game so
I'm trying to last hit the waves, but you're not last hitting cuz you're not what you can't walk up
So the wave automatically comes back into you. You see how you see why it's shoving towards you
You think oh, but you're not doing what I'm teaching you I am but you're just not playing the game if you're afk
It's automatically gonna shove towards you, right?
Does that make sense or you want explaining more no no no I actually ask please explain more, okay, so
Should I reset the game or no?
I should reset it. It's not like you don't understand it. Okay
Listen, bro, it's all it takes a long time to understand this. It's a complicated game, bro
It is a hardest game in the world for a reason
artists
Come back. Okay. Look you always want to you always want to see us
CS equals gold. No, no, no all of say all of saying there. Oh, I know all this. I'm saying that
What did I do wrong?
Well, I was trying to last it and you ended up getting more minions than me. So what are you wrong there?
Perfect. Good question. Good question. Good question. I love it
So how many minutes do we have on the map right now on your side? Don't hit don't hit don't hit
Are you retarded? That's six six six six, okay? So if all of these minions die
You need one more. So you got to pay attention. Okay?
If all of these minions die, you need you need one more think about it like that
Yeah, cuz pay attention xp bought the bottom left
Got it so all the minions just died. Okay, the first wave just died wait am I tweaking am I retarded hold up
Wait, do I not guess wait what?
Wait what so with it so in simpler terms that is farms. Yes, God
Hold on my stupid
Sorry, oh
Oh, I didn't get my quest.
I was wondering what.
Wait, am I tweaking?
Why don't I not get level two there?
Sorry.
Sorry, coach messed up.
Coach has eight.
My coach learning while I'm learning?
No, no, no.
I thought I was going to get level two there.
Wait, what?
I swear I thought I was going to get level two there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Give me a moment.
OK, wait, look, look.
Muda, I'm going to crash you in.
Don't hit, OK?
Don't hit.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. It's definitely seven. I don't know why it didn't love me up
But okay, you see how all this way it's gonna get you level two after one more means from the next way
Yeah, so the first wave will never give you level two
Got it. Yes. Yes. I know that
Okay, so right now if you have it says 279 over 280 if you hover over it
Okay, over on the what?
Yeah, you're XP bar at the bottom left. Yeah, two times over three
Yes, well
You were supposed to hit level two there, but you didn't get your quest
So I got level two from seven minions. So you better always pay attention to that. Okay?
He didn't take the quest. He has top quest. What are you supposed to take the quest, but it's okay. All right
In the beginning game, but it's all good. You auto-filled you for toppling, but it's all good
Okay, but basically I got level two which means I had an extra ability while you were level one
Oh, that's why you bro. I'm not asking that all of my my question is
Did I just simply not farm good enough while last hitting is that what put you in front of me?
Well, it was more so me getting level two first and then I won that train while I chased you down here
Do you remember?
So I formed a CS dad that is that what it is
No, you didn't farm, you didn't just farm CS bad, you just didn't get level 2 while you're,
you weren't level 2 while I was level 2, so I was able to all in you, but it's also indication
you're not farming.
Correct, you just don't want to give him level 2 advantage because like, then they can take
control of the wave, like if I have a level lead on you, I'll be able to take that advantage
because like, having a level lead is like you get bonus stats, bonus skill points, you know
what I mean?
You have a higher chance of beating me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay?
Now, we can reset the game to actually one one again.
Let's try again.
Okay.
Okay, take the mid lane quest.
Go de-blade.
It's the one with the dash in the middle.
It says mid lane quest, click on that.
Where is that?
Bottom, right on top of your items.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, mid quest, you got it.
Yeah, right.
So what is zero out of one thousand three hundred and fifty mean that's a mid-length quest
Okay, so what's zero to one thousand three fifty mean a thousand so you get a point you
get points for every time you kill a champion minions or towers or plate and epic monsters
how much do you get a thousand three hundred and fifty it goes up over time okay all right
So, just play the game and I'll tell you what you're doing wrong, okay?
You don't always last it.
You could also play for level 2.
Remember that.
You don't always have the last hit.
You could always play aggressive.
Like right here, I can walk into you, just fight you.
You know?
Yes.
You do have the wrong room, but that's okay.
So right here, right here, this is really good for you.
Very good for you.
Very good trade.
Very good trade.
Very good.
You're winning.
winning the trades but now I'm gonna just hold the wave here this is a little
bit more dance but so I'm gonna hold the wave here a bit and put the wave towards
my side because I'm on lower HP I'm kind of scared because I don't want to get
I don't want to get hit by you while you're level two first because you're
gonna get level two first you know you saw you got a little to your first yeah
but now the waves in a good spot where I could all I can look for trades on you
but you can't look for trades on me what could you do here now I'm just gonna
last hit. You have to let the wave come back into you or else you just can't play the game,
right? Yeah, which means I have to like last hit, let my minions die real quick. Yeah,
and then the wave is going to come back into you. Right? So, count my minions, count your
minions. Oh my god, bro, I can't, that's too much. One, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
I yeah, I yeah, I yeah, I you can I you and you can tell that there's more minions on my side, correct?
I'm out of the game
I'm not gonna lie like I kind of like I like I kind of was just trying to like you know
I should have juked your abilities but listen you're not bad you're not bad you're not
bad you're not bad but there's levels to this shit young buck there's levels to this
Fuck you, bruh. Fuck you.
Another game?
You want to play another one?
Like another training game or or draft? What do you want to play right now? I think I play draft.
All right, let's go. Go. All right. I want to see better wave clear. Okay. I want to see better, but it's all the waves.
Okay. Um, oh, oh, oh, wow. This one is a little bit advanced. I need you. Okay. Sorry. Oh look at my screen.
This is very very important. Okay game crashed
You decline I decline the crap. Oh, okay. No, didn't crash. Yeah, I went out decline. Okay. Listen. This is basically orb walking
What it basically like you kind of auto attack move auto attack move auto attack a move, okay?
But what I saw you were doing you canceled a lot of auto attacks by doing this, all right
Actually, I need you in the lobby for this. I'm gonna invite you all right cuz it's gonna show a lot better when you're in the lobby
Come in here
Take your your name make sure your room is right
Get your lethal tempo, okay?
It's the one with the three swords going down.
That's your main rune, okay?
Remember, Mura, I'm not gonna lie, I'm teaching you like higher level shit.
Like this is some shit, like challenge the players, like they even struggle with like
wave management.
I swear to God.
You're starting to understand how to beat people in lane, but you need to start understanding it
Like you need to have like a some sort of fundamental of it. It's all fundamentals
I'm like knowing when to go on what's enough, okay?
All right, come in like come all right
Stand still over here in the middle right here. Where I'm at. All right
Now I'm gonna right-click you on on I'm gonna right-click you
I'm only gonna right-click you once okay, and I want you to move move upwards but side to side, okay?
Okay?
Like this?
Like move, like move upwards, side to side.
Very good, very good.
Okay, I want you to do that, okay?
Now come back, come back.
Come back, okay?
Now I'm gonna show you why right-clicking is bad, okay?
Right-clicking is bad when you're not in range, okay?
Wait, come back, come back.
I didn't say to move yet.
When I say to move, you move.
Pay attention to my character
as you're moving upward side to side, okay?
Can you do that for me?
Just pay attention.
Just look at the movement and you'll see
why it's bad, just right click, okay?
Ready, set, go.
Here we are once named, controls no one.
Do you see how my character's moving?
Yeah, we found the way.
I didn't click nothing, I just, I right clicked you.
No, no, it's not faster.
I just right clicked you, okay?
I just right clicked you.
Now, now do that again.
Go back to the middle.
Go back to the middle, come back here.
Come back here, all right?
Now go back to the middle, and it's a lot faster
if I just click right near you, okay?
Okay, ready, set, go.
The haunted car will be behind all my fictions.
You see how it's not wiggling?
Yeah, it's not like.
And I'm more in range.
So what's better, I like to be like this
and follow me forever,
or like literally standing on the ground near you.
So now, I think it would be better
if I had another person here to show you,
It's all it's better to click on the ground right near the person if I'm not in range
No, no, so what you're doing is like, okay, I'm gonna be more close to you
All right, try to move try to move move move. Any words don't come near me
Move wiggle wiggle wiggle
Okay, now I want you to right click me. Okay
Like you see how your characters wiggly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good to do that because then you lose
out for you. Look at my screen now. Look at my screen. I look at my screen. Yeah. Okay.
This is the summoner. This is you. This is me. Okay. You're losing distance. You're
losing distance. Okay. You're on the circle. Okay. If I right click you here and you go
like this my character is gonna go like this all right but it's bad because if I
just click like this it'll be a lot faster got it yeah it'll be a lot faster
because my character is gonna keep wiggling like this it's gonna follow
your yeah yeah I get it yeah does that make sense I know yeah 100% that makes
sense it's very hard to explain I don't think you understand it I'm not gonna lie
No, I understand it. If I right click you, my trick is going to do small little wiggles,
which slows my movement down a little bit. Instead of me pressing near you because I
go straight and direct in the line instead of wiggle as well, so I reach my destination
faster. Good! Okay, good! Okay, so you understand. Alright, cool, cool, cool. Okay, so, here's
what I want you to do now. Okay? This is very, very important when you're, what you're
doing. Uh, I don't explain this. Uh, let me get totems actually. Alright? This is what
you're doing you're going like this actually no no no I'm gonna get rid of
the minions the dummies I'm gonna fight you but just keep running okay
yeah that's bad example my dad does that was terrible are you a sordid I'm a
little bit retarded I'm a little bit better I'm actually retarded I have a
tested IQ 44 I'm not joking you so I'm a little bit so what mother fucker why you
laughing you also stupid we both in the same boat no but I got one of eight IQ
no no fuck you did don't go from a glass house stupid no don't say we're
lying don't say that okay um okay basically what I wanted to teach you is
don't stand in place an auto attack like this okay auto move auto move auto move
auto move okay auto move so you want to move towards a direction you want to
kill him but the reason why this is what the thing I'll teach you with like
right-clicking them is that you right with them it just stands you in place
because there's an animation before your auto can come back
your auto has a cooldown makes sense yes I think it would be better if I showed
you on Draven. Okay, don't don't leave the lobby. It's very important, but I had to
like I had to this is very very important very very important. Leave the lobby. It
would be a lot better if I explain it to you on Draven though. It'll be a lot
better. You don't play Draven, but you'll understand it better, okay? Okay. Because a
lot of people still do this even in Masters of Chalice. A lot of people. But I'm
I'm gonna ingrain this into you.
Do not auto and stand still.
I repeat, do not auto and stand still.
Okay, so I understand, I'll never do it.
Why?
Because it's bad too?
I don't know, it never told me why.
Motherfucker, what do you mean it's just,
I said why earlier, I just said why.
Why?
Okay, I'll explain it again.
Cause there's an animation before your auto comes back.
If there's an animation for your auto's come back,
you wanna take space to catch them.
Correct?
Yes.
Okay, so look.
Are you looking at my screen?
Yes.
Okay, so when you auto attack,
you see how it just stands still,
there's a waiting time?
Yes.
Okay, so what you do is,
you move like this.
Yes, you get movement, distance,
with the time instead of you can see
you're wasting and gaining nothing out of it.
Correct, so you do the same thing on Yone.
You auto, you wanna auto, you wanna auto move,
Auto move, auto move, got it?
Okay, auto move.
It's an auto move.
Auto move.
Yes, auto move, auto move.
Yo, if I accidentally,
so I have to perfectly time my,
I need to perfectly time my animation
for the last time I've autoed with my movement.
It's not coming off.
Correct, but you gotta make sure
you don't cancel your auto attack.
Exactly.
That builds up over, yeah, but that's a hard part.
That builds up over time.
Yeah, yeah, it was experience.
Okay, so I'm gonna show you like the way you can get.
I'm gonna, like this might be moving.
I didn't queue cloth match found, just saw it.
Except, except, except, except,
but pay attention to my screen, okay?
Look at my screen, okay?
Look at my screen, okay?
Yeah, man.
So this is like how it can get, okay?
So basically I'm A clicking here.
But I'm just doing it exactly by moving.
So Draven's a lot harder,
but because I'm catching my axe,
it's like a mini game while I'm doing that.
But you see how I'm moving while I'm auto attacking.
Yes, so I'm base creating distance so let's say there's a target dummy over here
Target dummy here, and there's a target dummy over here. Okay, so I'm gonna be moving upwards
You see I'm moving upwards with auto-attacking the targets. Yeah
Yeah, hey Zesty man
Yeah, I don't want to teach you okay, just move auto-attack move on
Come on.
A bit too much, but...
That is a lot. Lo-fiou, I have brainstorming ever.
Sorry. Sorry.
But I think you understand...
Flash? No, no, no. Flash.
And ignite.
Correct. Correct.
Now, why are they... Why are they changing my ruins for me?
The thing is, you don't have a designated rune page.
You're using, like, what's recommended.
So the one to the first... The first one that shows you with, like, the...
The S, I don't know, it's an S.
So that one is how you make one, the pen.
That one's how you make a room page.
Like I just want to, every time I load in it,
it's just fucking teleporting it, mate.
I want to stop changing it,
and they keep changing it for me.
Teleporting, you mean flaccidineite?
Yeah, I want flaccidineite, not flashing teleporting.
Okay, you're against Yone.
You're against Yone.
So who is the match of Yone versus Yasuo?
I just don't even know.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't even know.
I'm dead I don't even know who's better
Yasuo wins not Mura's Yonei
Yasuo he's good Yasuo early Yonei late
okay Mura you're better than him
hear me you're better than him what's your name
the chosen one what's your fucking name
the chosen one what's your fucking name
the chosen one what's your fucking name
Got your arms in one!
There you go, bro. You're not losing this.
Okay, listen. He beat you early, apparently. I don't fucking know why.
Oh, I think by your Q3.
I think it's because it's Q3.
Tell them to place wards? No.
Pointless. You're not gonna know how to place wards.
Maybe you might be ready for wards.
Maybe. It's probably not that deep, but
a lot of players, when they first start,
they don't know how to play. They don't know how to place wards.
Daddy, fuck me.
Oh, wow!
Sorry, sorry
Are you in the tournament tomorrow?
Sadly not why why the boredom did not get invited
Did they not know you let go?
I'm a random brother. No, you're not. I swear. I am what I am up. I'm a still a small time streamer
He making it though sooner lady. So long. We will you will we will inshallah. We will bro. We'll make it
We'll make it inshallah. Say inshallah to them. Inshallah, bro. I mean, I mean, it's that
All right, listen, so wait, what is the office?
How would you say we're like playing with them about yesterday? I was playing with them yesterday. Yeah
How did that feel? It was so fun, but I kind of uh, I kind of like it was it was really fun
It was really fun. I especially watch it. Huh? Well, what happened? It was hilarious. Basically, let's just say
I kind of did it before because I wasn't playing my role
I I play ADC right, but I played fucking mid lane. That's was just going around the map
Just like griefing everybody pretty much
So that's what happened the first game second game. I went top lane. I did decent in my lane
But they were fed on the other side of the lane. I couldn't carry
That's that's until the army, but overall just hilarious
So you had one time to perform and you play like shit. I
Didn't play like shit. I think I agree. Okay. I played like shikay
I didn't play like the way Hamza plays pretty much. I did not display what a time to play it is. Yes. Yes. Yes
Yes, is that what you wanted to fucking you putting down your fucking coach your coach that did motivates you all the time
You want to put down your fucking coach you piece of shit? Fuck you. I want to say I apologize and I hope you forgive me
You know what next time next time I'm gonna show him what a real time to play it. I'll play Draven ADC next time
You played like a dog. Did I really chat?
Wish I had sex in the fucking California wish I had sex I wish I had bow
I was gonna say how I was rooting for you brother. Oh, well he got he got condoms condoms ready long for the came back drama. Oh
my god
TJ interviews, is that ring a bell? Fuck you. Fuck you.
Aw man, fuck, bro. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. You'll get it. You'll get it next time.
Aw man. World's fucking high in my room. Where the fuck is it? Hold on. What's the other time I see?
I
Check those LA girls are so bad, bro. I'm not even gonna lie
Those shit feels like it's like fucking 80 90 degrees here. Holy all right. Listen, should I should I move to LA just for the girls?
bro that shit is really like, that shit will eat you up
I hear really bad things about LA bro, I'm not alone
really bad things
that shit is just like, mm
does not feel good
say what you want right now? you say the village of Canada?
yeah like Detroit almost, like 5 minutes away from Detroit, Michigan
Winsor Ontario, Canada.
Oh, OK, OK.
Minions has.
OK, remember, Yone, Yone, you have ignite, Yasuo has TP.
So what does that mean?
Which means you can see it.
I have a nice.
Correct. So if he makes a bad trade, if he makes a bad trade,
he can go back and TP back.
I see. OK.
OK, so that means you you're stronger, though.
But if you don't kill him, he's going to come back and kill you.
He's gonna use his gold so he's trying to get level 2 your first so you want to kind of manage it
So you doesn't get a little bit too first, but you want to be at like an even state or you can play where?
You can play at a point where?
You let the way come into you as well, or you want to get a little too first up to you very good trade. I
Thought you're taking three minions hold the way there. There you go. You're good. You're good
You take you're taking a bit mean you're taking a big
Okay, nice. Careful, is he level 2?
You see if he gets one more mini, he gets level 2, okay? You see he's level 2 now. Now 7.
Okay, level 2 now. Careful, he's healthier than you though. He's healthier than you, you can't do that.
I like how you're trying to freeze it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.
So, so what you're doing is good that you understand this. It's very good. It's very good, but he also is playing good as well
So his passive right there. He has a shield. You kind of need to break it. You don't break it with your W
Break his shield. Oh
It's like, oh, what's that one do this character?
Very good. Okay, you broke your shield. I cut it out. Very good. You kind of did good that trade. It's not EQing
Very good. I back out
Very good trade. See you see how you just chunk them out and I okay
Yeah, his shield is about to come back up. You see I'll have
What's that one off blue care the one with I saw I saw you get to the shield
What are we up careful it's his shield is up now you got to break it again
You see how he didn't know damage there, but you broke his shield.
Yeah.
Okay, now try to get your Q3 again.
You're over-loading, that means you win.
Remember, you have a knight.
Now you're a lot stronger than him.
You're about the same HP, but you have a knight.
So that means you are stronger.
You could fight him.
Even if he's under his tower, I want to make this shit like posted, you know?
Yeah, so let him push it.
Okay, he's pushing it.
He's pushing it.
it he's pushing it he's pushing it see that you like that I mean like that very
good very good that's perfect time you see that is the time now come at you
he's at my door but he blocked he blocked the W and get out oh you didn't
break his shield before you went in it was no no but listen listen that was a
valiant effort okay that was good mudo w
this guy is not iron by the way he's not iron he's not iron that is not iron
point okay very good on the refill by the way okay very good he's not
iron you morons that is not an iron player no iron president flash in like
that that is not iron I know that for sure that is not iron somebody's
stripping against you by the way okay it's okay I'm better than what I know
you were legit beating him these trades you were legit just beating him he's
on upset iron no he's not that guy is like pilot gold this flat and definitely
He's also of anything
Well, he went wall to his third Q NATO what fucking iron player knows about that
seriously
Very good trade with him very good trade. That's good. That's good
Oh, I didn't even fucking know I'm like you
Try to get your Q 3 is as wall like you can still trade with him when the shield is down
Well, you see how he's walking they were to shoot them back out. Yep. Yep. Very good. You can break the shield with your W
Okay
Very good, I like these straights work I
Love that I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that very good
His his windwall can block your Q3. You know you dashed the Q3 one. Yes
Like you see this ability he can block to what is windwall
so try not to use your Q3 you want to break his shield first for your Q3 so
your Q3 does damage
good dodge you can low-key fight it low-key if you land you should
He has the ultimate, back out, back out, back out, back out, back out, back out, back out, back out!
Okay, if you look, his ultimate passive is up on the top left, you see it, it's sinking down.
Just wait for it to be down.
He does more damage.
On the sword, that's a lit, okay.
Yeah, yeah, okay, see, now it's down.
So what I want you to do is get here Q3, wait for your level 7, and then go in.
He's not a Yasuo player, he doesn't know how to dash, but that's why I said he's smurfing.
An enemy has been slain, and that one has been slain.
Is it show up though, no?
It's show up, so how are you gonna break it?
I don't know, I'm dubbing it.
You can EW, or you can just get close and W him.
Okay, just use the good wall.
Oh, he dodged it.
Careful, now if he's a back guy, he can all in you.
Careful.
Damn, this guy's good, bro.
Yeah.
Is that why there are any of the tricks like this taught me?
It's hard. I'm not gonna lie. This is unfair, but it's all good.
Don't let your shotguns like you trust me.
I know Smurf when I see a Smurf. That is not Iron Plant.
I've coached many, many people that he's not Iron.
Very good. Very good. Very good. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
Alright, press B, press B, go back, go back, go back, go all the way back, all the way back.
No, I mean I haven't shared a gamble with Bro because I'm the chosen one, he won't push me.
Okay, so he's looking for a play balance, you can just reset here.
So, the reason why I said to go back is because the wave haven't touched.
Make sense?
The waves haven't touched, yes, yes, yes, the waves haven't touched.
So that means you have time to go back, use your gold, get healthier and come back.
Okay.
Make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So now you're a lot healthier than him, so I want you to freeze the wave here, get ready, get ready, hold the wave.
Hold the wave, hold the wave, go up, go up, up, up, up, up, up!
Force him to stay!
Okay, here he is, oh, careful!
Run!
Use ultimate, use your pots and that's good, use your pots and it's fine.
That's good, very good trade, Mudo!
Okay, use your second pot, is it gonna be very low still?
Keep it in the wave now, don't let him crash it.
Make him stay, you can combo him!
Combo him!
You got the ball!
Ignite!
BITCH!
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
Now what did you just do there, Muda?
I'm just gonna leave.
No, you- you- you reset
so you had enough gold
to get an item and get an item
advanced against him.
And you helped him!
What do I do now?
I love that, Muda! I love that!
I do that now. I do that now. I do that now. I do that now. I do that now. One layer learning. One layer doing good. One layer doing good. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.
What do you think they're doing? I swear, W is turning for that. Who are you thinking? He actually learned tempo. He's learning tempo.
I'm happy. Well, I'm happy. Well, that's good. If you lose this game, that's okay, but you
generally learn. I'm saying if you did lose this game, I'm happy because you learned something.
Hold the wave. Hold the wave. Now. Break it. She'll careful. Careful. Careful. You're taking
minions too. Okay, nice. Now back up. Okay, good. Very good. Very good. Pop your pot. Pop your pot.
Slick you so you don't miss minions try to get to try to get to me as fast as those minions
Lastly oh no, no, no, you gotta break your shoes first. This is really bad. No, you just Lisa's coming Lisa's coming
I keep forgetting that bro, and I just put the fucking to one bro. Hey attention to his shield
Every match of the different mood. I remember you're right. It's a lot, bro. It's a lot. It's okay. Okay back out
He can die she can die she's got his auto play yasuo
You can cut it you can cut it if he jumps on you okay you shove him away
That's really good coming back into you out leasing baiting baiting baiting
Okay, oh this guy is up in the iron. I'll put money on that. I'll put money on that. I swear he's not iron. Hop your pot
Okay, you can life steal, life steal with the minions.
Q Q, careful you can only have shield, break your shield, okay you're gonna eat Q and
O.
Okay careful, okay he could kill you, just if he runs at you make sure you press W you
You get a shield and heal.
You can say, you can say, don't miss these minions.
Just careful.
Face yourself on this Q.
Very good.
Get that minion.
Okay, you're healing.
You're having an item that heals you.
So I want you to EW his shield and then E back.
Very good, very good, very good.
So you break his shield and you heal from that, okay?
Careful, you can E on these minions.
Careful, Muto.
Very good, very good, very good.
Keep cutting him, keep cutting him.
Stay on your turret.
now you have to let the wave crash climb up you can't really freeze because you're
very low let's keep healing break a shield you could have broke a shield there
yeah I'm sorry okay
the reason why I say use your W to break a shield because your W is a lot
Far the range
The HR's coming again
Okay, it's okay show the way so he wants to reset what do you do here push
Very good very good get the next wave look at your wave and look at look at your wave
It's about to come and he's okay now you show this he just reset
Oh, he's keeping back
He's keeping back
You don't have enough time what are you
That's it I try I try it's okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. You kill them. You kill them. You kill them
Well, you're gonna get them the turret killed him you ran back. That's good. That's alright
That's alright. Listen. Well, that's alright. You killed him
Okay, so that was a war with people at next time when I said see if we don't get greedy go back
Yes, but you're kind of you kind of to I the TP you see how it just ticks all in a circle
Yeah, yeah, you saw I'll just take down. You got to wait that out. Okay, so you have 730 gold. Yes
So I would just get a long story here and that's why I see
Get along so get along so
No, no, no, no, no go back go back go back go back I
See no, um, oh my shit
As don't even know I think critical I think what would be better I
Mean a critical would have been better, so I don't play you I don't play you on it like I didn't just show like that
Like I left me on the fucking the thing for now. Yeah, oh
You can't get a pickaxe I don't want to I don't want to fill up the slot because board is 1600
But then it's just like it's kind of like low you know something you probably will even stay that long
Okay, break the shield you could fight
Very good. You can fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, yellow.
I've got the ultimate, I've got the ultimate control.
Knight, can you just click on it?
Sorry.
Did he just click on it?
Yes, I did, I'm sorry.
You clicked on it in the middle of the fight.
You see right there?
Okay.
What the fuck are you doing, Mura?
My terrorist for that.
Careful, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
E! Very good, Doug.
Okay, you die to you! Kill 3-0! Kill 3-0! Kill 3-0!
Run to the turret, Mura! Where are you going? Are you colorblind?
What?
Run to the turret! The turret, not the fucking bush!
Oh...
Mura, the- the- the wrong way!
Oh my god, fuck me, my tight little ass.
So what was this supposed to do there? Instead of going- instead of queuing up and go around?
Is that what you meant? Queuing up and going around?
Yes, you should have went you know you should have went downwards like you
You're supposed to queue down queue downwards because you're running away from your your house
I'm as in a big bear wolf just chasing after you and you're just running away from your fucking home
You just ran you just ran towards the fucking jungle
Run towards your house
The turret is there to help you
But you did you know what you did you remember the windmobile thing that I taught you with the jacks that pedophile the enemy champion
Yeah, that champion has a windmill. Okay, so you
Look he just died 28 seconds, what do you do here?
Muda, you just beat a smurf.
Huh? Really?
You beat a smurf. That guy is smurfing.
Sean Colms.
That guy is smurfing. You just beat him.
How do you not beat him? They had more kills. It's 3-4.
It doesn't matter. You were gapping him in lane.
Really?
Yes. I think you were.
Go again. Go again. Play again.
Keep going.
Look at the OP. It doesn't matter what's OP.G.
He's probably on a smurf account sniping Muda.
So he's 100% in your eyes as a smurf?
Yes, 100% and anyone who disagrees doesn't know shit.
Yeah, anyone who disagrees at fucking...
You're not threatening me, somebody in the chat who played this game for less than me.
Exactly, don't fucking do that.
He did good, bro. Listen, yes, yes, you did good.
But, you made a big mistake in that one fight with him.
When you, you could have, you remember how I said,
you remember how I said that there's always moments
where crucial moments where you level up
and you need to level up your ability
and you need something really fast.
I level up so I should have control R'd and then went in.
You should have control R'd and then press your R
because then you would have done more damage.
Yeah.
You see how important it is to not level up your ability
with your mouse?
Because you're clicking there, right?
Yeah.
Right there just so it shows how important to not click your bill
So swap with your jungler
You guys have cancer swap me I'm smurfing
No, don't say you have cancer
But it's a guy's I'm surfing say guys, please. I'm surfing
There you go, don't say please please please now you look like a noob
You're picking the same sign
Nice easy say I always get my way
You see how I always get my way
Yeah, you did get your way, but I hate to bring it to you.
You're still picking at the same time.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
Maybe get a last pick.
Okay?
So I want last pick then.
Should I always go at the bottom?
The reason why I want last pick for you
is because I don't want them to counter you.
Right now I want you to win to boost your ego.
Cause there's counter matches in this game.
Like every counter matchup that make you,
make your champion pretty much useless.
So what if I can use a character that's in the tournament
that's doing that?
odds all that happening is very slim because there's no way fucking
gold players are gonna pick a champion to counter you.
What if they're main counters my character?
Then you know that it might be GG's but on the day of the 20 am I allowed to
speak to you before the game starts or no?
Obviously the day before the 30 yeah we're gonna practice.
The day of the tournament like when when the game is about to start
can I tell you how the match is? I don't know I don't know if that's
I don't know if that's okay.
Okay, whatever you do.
Is it cheating if you're in my chat, like, telling me what to do too?
It can't be cheating, bro.
There's no way it should be cheating, because everybody else is gonna be doing it.
Bro, since when do you fucking care about cheating?
Ah, I fucking up, dad!
Yo, I need you in my chat, like, helping me then.
Yes, I will.
I'll be in your fucking chat, and be like, yo, to play this matchup, you do X, Y, and Z, okay?
All right, remember every matchup is different. You see how you you know what I realized at the end right there
You saw that jacks with the windows you pressed E. Yes, you pressed E there. You see how you dodge his thumb there
Yes, yes, it's slowly because muscle memory
You probably didn't even realize that no I did it. I didn't even realize it
Well, I don't think you realize that you dodged his e ability you waited for his e to be down and you went back
But you could have put it a little bit better by like getting your Q3 and then Q out
But that's still...
Yeah, swap, swap
Yo, you fucking retard
No, no, no, no, you're gonna get banned, you're gonna get banned, you're gonna get banned, you're gonna get banned
Retard is a censored word. Now call him a R8 TARD
R8 TARD
Yes, R8 TARD, 8, 8, the number 8
So you have bypass the trigger words so when you play the game you realize you limit us
What words are trigger words retarded the instant back, but if you say our 8th hard it's not triggered
Okay, that's the way to pet bypass it
No, no, don't say job. That's no no you gotta make a believable say GM say say let's say like master say masters
No, okay, let's say
That's your trade.
Damn.
Can we, wait he has 5 seconds, 5 seconds maybe 10 if he can then lock in.
He didn't, OK lock in, lock in, lock in.
He's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit.
No no no no no!
No no no no!
No, no, you're gonna get banned!
Yea I can saw him man, I know he's a piece of shit.
He's already old bro, his mom's a crackhead.
Yea, fuck this fuckin' damn.
He's a crackbaby right there.
I want you to do in the game to start bait-pinging him.
Okay, but, c'est la, c'est la, c'est la.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, neither piece of shit,
cause he sees his jungler.
You see, so in this game,
it's something called pick order, okay?
Their first pick showed their jungler, Wrexai.
You see, that champion is in the jungle champion.
Yeah. First pick, first pick.
Look at the first pick.
Lux.
Enemy first pick, they can't.
Wrexai, Wrexai, Wrexai.
Wrexai, okay?
Last pick, so there's no need for him to counter pick
a first pick.
He sees his enemy laner.
So he literally just did that just to do it.
Yes, he's a dickhead.
Like he needs to kill himself for that.
Ah, I see.
What type?
He's a, what type?
Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
He's really a piece of shit for that.
I hope you're, I hope you're,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, you're gonna talk to me.
He's not gonna gank you.
Remember this, remember this.
It is very scary.
Remember this, if there's one person to flame in the game,
never flame your jungler.
Now, here's why I say this, Mudo.
Because I'm mid lane.
this ability that can take your cannon. You see that summoner spell right there?
The smite button? That shit is scary. That smite button, look what it says,
deals true damage to a monster minion. If you flame him, he might come to your
lane and take your minions and smite it. Do not flame your jungler. They all have
mental issues. And on top of that, he's using a viral racist skin, Captain
bolly bear that skin is meant for racist people so be careful so first he did a
trade with you second he's a jungler third he's playing a racist skin so be
careful he actually might run you down I'm not even telling you I swear to God
so how you know these boots these boots are OP so I have a question why do I buy
boots if I should grind it this one are you spreading it upgrade your boots you
I need the boots to upgrade it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't know that.
I thought it was an item.
Okay, plus that?
Yeah.
Who are you playing against?
Press that.
Okay, you're against Twitch mid.
Very, very easy.
Now, go back, go back, go back, go back.
He can go invisible.
So this guy is a rat.
He's an ADC.
So he hits you from a range, okay?
But one of his ability goes invisible
and he comes out and gets attack speed.
But you win this match up
by getting your Q3s and poking them out with your Q3.
Just be outside of his auto range so he doesn't poke you out, okay?
He's invisible right now.
Muta, he's invisible right now.
Stay behind your minions.
Like right near your minions.
So the minions can hit him.
If he hits you, you're right near your minions
and he's near him.
You see what he just did?
Yeah.
You see how your minions are starting to hit him?
Yeah.
Okay, there you go.
Last hit, last hit, last hit with Q3.
Q2.
Now Q3 him and then back out.
This is how you play this match.
Q3 him.
Okay, Q3 him.
That's good! Very good, Moodle!
Okay, that's okay. That is okay.
Pop your pot and get two.
It's right!
Very good! W and then W the minions!
Okay, that's okay.
The reason why I said W the minions is that they can heal and get your shields if you don't die there.
So sometimes it's better to get other abilities.
Remember, your W is a heal and a shield.
And press B, press B, press B, press B, press B, Moodle, press B!
Stop playing, stop playing. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Pay attention to what he has get a TP so you can tell him to go back so that means you can't get the play as well
He's gonna chase you here. Okay, everybody's not
Okay
This is very a little bit more dance. Okay, get a pot and go back one pot one pot one pot
So remember what I said if you don't have 150 gold, what do you do?
You bought a pot
How many two?
One big head one pot. I tried to I tried to just be smart. Yeah, I know don't don't try to bamboozle your coach
I'm here to help you. I won't leave you to a strange
You know I learned that yesterday from Tyler. He said I sound like oh shit uncle got wisdom
What a fuck are you using your mouth still dickhead? I said with your control W. I'm sorry
Stop using your mouse and I stop. Oh my god
Okay, remember you can you don't have your W bro like what are you doing?
see I'm last hitting right now very good this is very good now why is it's
good mood up good very good you don't want that minion bother which one oh are
you gonna see us very good I sleep that's good
EQ? EQ? No! Go Muna! Go! Orbuck! Orbuck! Am I right I told you?
Yeah, you're right.
You get out there! Okay, I saw that click. I saw that. I saw that last click. How you wanted to click right in front of him.
You see where he just did that at the end?
Yeah.
But you didn't get enough time for your auto because you E back.
Yeah.
I needed you to do that. So at first you were just right clicking him.
Get in the habit of auto move. Auto move.
Okay.
That right there is what showed him.
Okay.
Very good fast away now fast way is letting you cross the wave. Oh let him freeze on this turret
If you know be the way
What is what means?
So you had a crisis faster for as many come now let the way to come back into you know it
So what I don't know it don't know it don't know it
You see how the means are not coming towards you. Yeah, they're not
Try to last hit him.
That's good.
Auto-wing is probably even better.
Just auto, go back, go back, go back, go back.
Yeah.
That bad. That bad.
I saw, I saw.
You hit two of them.
Yeah.
So he's also not CS'ing, so it's still fine.
Now the wave is gonna be...
Yeah, he's probably invisible, probably reset.
get out of that thing get out of that thing it's poison damage
imagine that's Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix E so that W is Phoenix is E
I don't know.
I forgot.
Cross away.
Now you need to cross away here.
EQ.
EQ.
What?
On him?
Is that what you mean?
On him?
Yeah.
Cross away.
You can cross away here.
So I wanted to EQ 3 and then back out so you don't take a turret shot.
Very good very good. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay taking short. I said so you see what he's doing
Is he freezing this or not?
Okay, yes now try to let the way come back at you pass out how much yes you all
Press that hold it
So you're you're a lot you have more gold than he does
No, no, just just lice it lice it don't you hear so you want to come into so you can all in it remember
You're tanking the minion so the minions are not hitting yours.
Set the wave, come back into you.
Now I want you to freeze this, Mura.
I want you to freeze. Show me the freeze tech.
It's still not low.
You see how much damage that minion does to that minion?
You can let it...
Okay, now you can hit that.
Don't let it die. Hit the minion.
Why you said it like that, bro?
Got luty. Why did you say it like that?
What the fuck?
Last it last it
Okay, how many means they have five you have one. What does that mean?
Oh good good good good good
Very no you let the whip come into you're just taking it let it come more forward. Okay
Get the minions don't but minute much food up you can
No!
When I say hit the minions like that, don't hit all of them.
Don't let the minions die.
The point of freezing is to make them lose something.
You force them to lose something, because then they can just play back all game.
So, get your minions, but also, don't lose minions.
Make sense?
Yes, yes.
What did I just say?
You said, don't lose minions.
So you want to...
Manila guide you.
Manila guide you.
It's just hard but I'm hard I'm trying to freeze the thing right now
Make him lose minions by a lot by forcing him the wave come in but that means you don't lose me
It's yourself. Okay. Now. I want you to freeze this. How you gonna freeze this?
I don't even worry. Well, the mill put the mullies pull the mullies wrong way. Okay. There you go
Okay, get that low one
Lord have I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Do you have to read how do you cancel that many all the minions?
We should be like notes yesterday. Yes. Yes, you're bullying him. You see this tactic is OP if you do this in the tournament
Well, they're gonna be like who the fuck time that you didn't pull that minion. What's W? What's W? What's W?
What's W?
What does that do? What does pressing W mean?
What does your W do, Muda?
No, I know what it does, but what does it do?
Why are you operating with your mouse, Muda?
Muda, it's like everything that a teacher goes out one way and out the other.
It takes time. It takes time to get embedded into my brain.
Your W is a shield, okay?
So if you're tanking minions, if you're tanking minions, you don't want to tank too much,
because you're going to be unhealthy.
If it's a lot of minions, okay, he's invincible. Pop your pie. He's going to come at you.
you don't go don't go don't go don't go okay okay try to get the wave and then
reset now you're unhealthy you have a lot of gold he doesn't have that much
gold okay right now you can't freeze on him maybe you can kill him but I don't
want you to do that right now I want to teach you to come back and use your
gold and then fuck him up get that well oh my god boy you're just about fuck us
like the cannon
show him how to tip you know I'm looking try to show this body invisible though
cute wait for it wait for the attack wait for the attack you fail why you
everything. Very good. Stop that. Now go back. All the way back. All the way back. Very good. Now if the
twitch was good, he freezes that wave and then resets. But that was good right there.
Oh my god, he didn't press E on you. He would have killed you. Okay, good, good reaction. Good boy. Very good.
Oh
You're stressing me out here brother, oh you're tricking me out. No, no you're stressing me out
Okay
All right, you did good with the freezing you understand freezing you you really understand it and I love that
Yeah, but when you get to a certain point where you're low enough where you can kill you with the wave
try to use your W on the minion so you can get a shield okay okay your W is a
shield so you don't take that much damage so you have one of your compo that's
okay no so you see you just cued multiple minions there but you have enough
minions to keep the freeze now you just kind of break in the freeze
you're taking one of the minions look at all that one minions hitting you what
do I do then like do I just you pull back you can de-aggro the minions by
I'm pulling back!
Okay.
Okay.
Let's stop.
Let's stop and see what he has.
Holy shit, I guess it's...
Oh, fuck me, my tight little asshole.
Why do you keep saying that, bruh?
Sorry, bro, I'm sorry.
That's it, Mura.
Don't let these minions die.
die just always being close range of it very good just be in range of you not to
be so far away from it you don't always have to be outside the menu I see you
always outside the menu you can be in the menu you know that right yeah just
don't be in front of it because remember if you're in front of the menu wait it
hits you first once again you're outside the menu you're supposed to be next to
to me and I thought I'd die okay what is happening to the way right now it's
getting pushed back back to who okay so what do you do here
careful they don't like they don't let's fight him you might
a long one
nooo
that was actually not that bad
no it wasn't that was actually not that bad
I think if you ult towards the turret you actually kill them there
it was not that bad I think you could have killed them if you were mechanically better
but the fact that you lived is good enough you survived a game
okay
and also I think they're really strong enough to 2v1 them there
what's that
he's level 8 with
barely have an item you're almost at a full item by the way almost that you
could talk about the gold difference rest out always press tab in this game
always I never put you up to be honest bro if you watch any high-level player
like any high-level player they press tab like almost every 10 seconds probably
better to my auto attack off one message that's it
uh you could some people hate it on some people like it on I mean person I play
it on but I think it's better for noobs to keep it on because like just in case
they they don't even hit and it hits for them I think it's okay okay so this
wave is not gonna crash it's gonna it's gonna be frozen here unless he hits it
so you what are you gonna do here you q3 combo him now you can you can try to
fight them and bully him or and try to break the freeze like the way crash
E2-3 him. Very good. Okay, you see how he walked all the way back there? Stop doing that.
Bad, bad, bad, bad. Stop doing that.
Fight him out. You can fight him.
Nice. That's my boy. That's my boy! Fight him again! E2! E2!
That's my boy!
That's your baby? That's your daddy?
Very good!
I love that!
Nice.
I swear, all the Mooder right there runs there.
Mooder not a pussy.
You got no fucking pussy.
I don't pussy!
I don't pussy. Let's just nut him.
Fuck your shit.
Let's go.
Very good. Very, very good.
We do not say listen moona you gotta get into the league of culture we don't say
HAHAHAHAHAHA
There you go, there you go
Okay, there you go
Perfect, he's dead 20 seconds
What do you do here?
There you go
Be careful, your minion's about to die
Okay, that's okay, your minion's came
Okay, he's spawning in 10 more seconds
Oh boy
You could get another play or you could get a next
I would stay here to get the wave
And the play and then reset
Alright
That's what I wanted to do, honestly.
You can probably get the turret here. Get the turret.
Fuck it, the turret is yours. You're so strong.
You can probably kill him on the turret too.
He's keeping it. He's keeping it.
Okay, okay, get ready. Go on and go on and go on.
Go on, Muda, go on.
Oh, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Kill him.
Okay, I hate how I had to tell you to go in there,
but that's okay.
No, no, I wasn't gonna do it anyway. I was gonna do it anyway.
Well, you're lying. I swear you're lying.
I saw you click back. Don't, don't, you're lying.
Yeah, okay. He's dead for 60 more seconds. What do you do here?
Just throw the wave, bro.
And you go here and keep pushing.
The wall's at your oi side this one. You're so strong because what you did.
You see, look, you have 115 to 35 CS, Muda.
You literally ate him. You did.
He couldn't play.
Does he know who my coach is? Does he know who my coach is?
Does he know who Muda is? Forget about the coach. That was you.
That was the chosen one! You did that!
I'm gonna take my cock for it. I'm gonna take my cock for it. I'm gonna take my cock for it.
Well done Muro, well done!
Muro, well done! You're ready.
At least.
Well, yeah, you're doing good. You're doing amazing.
Very good.
It should be one bomb!
It should be one bomb!
Oh my god.
Two be one.
Go again.
Oh, yeah!
Okay, this game, I'm not gonna say a single word.
I'm only gonna say big things.
I want you to play like, this is a tournament, okay?
I am no longer gonna help you in this game.
And we're gonna review it at the end of the game.
This time, I'm gonna body review what you're doing, okay?
Okay, I like that, I like that, I like that.
What you're gonna do here,
you're gonna act like you're in a tournament.
Do not look at your chat.
I'm not gonna speak to you.
I'm just gonna write down notes and I'm gonna speak to myself in the chat, okay?
I like that out of you. I like that out of you.
Play like this is the tournament.
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
You're doing good. You're doing good. I don't think you-
Now this is where the training will stop.
You're gonna play like the way you're gonna play.
At the end of this game, we're gonna vaude review it.
Okay?
You got it, bro.
Let's go.
Hopefully the chat is all the learning.
I'm teaching a lot of things that Chow will understand as well.
So right now, what rank do you think I am?
Silver or gold?
High gold.
The high gold.
High gold.
High gold.
High gold, no plan.
Okay.
You're doing good.
Bro, you two be one though.
But the thing is, his thing, you're kind of cheating because I'm teaching you how to play.
Yeah.
So I'm going to be brutally honest about how you do without me.
Okay.
No, no, I like that.
Okay, from what I'm teaching you and the way you could get it out. It's like hi-go
What's the best I saw I'm not like this is legit like hi-go. What's the best young skin your chance such hate it
They all say so bad
He's not so bro, why else so fucking mean why are you guys so fucking mean?
You guys are so mean listen. It's okay to be happy in life
Life is beautiful never kill yourself life is good. What you give out is what you get back
Remember that chat. Well, I thought
What you give out is what you get back
He's not bolts of a match. No, he's not sober
Always thinking I please can I please I think
Even if you are not
Always your opinion a no
Yo Mooda not sure if you remember but I'm the guy that met you at the airport last night.
Was cool meeting you bro enjoy your stream.
Hey bro I love you bro, you know I'm glad you didn't like fucking like stab me or shoot
me or anything bro honestly.
Those are the best, like when people they come up, bro it's so nice when fans come up to
me so much.
I love it, I love it, no no it's so nice.
Bro I'm not just you.
He was a nice guy too, I'm not gonna lie.
Bro when I have some fans come up to me every time I roll it literally will make my day so
good.
I'm happy no joke. It actually just changed my game. It's so nice. It's like wow
Somebody likes I just met somebody that watches me. It just feels so surreal. It really does unless they smell like shit
I had one person that's more like she actually will my game
That's a lot
No, I'm not bro. I'm my biggest pet peeve when someone smells like shit
I always tell people do not come up to me unless you smell yourself first if you smell like shit stay away
That is not an asshole, bro. Yo yo ass it have no if you have the decency to come outside your house without taking a shower
You do not care about your life. You don't care about somebody else. That's selfish
Because you're terrorizing everybody else around you right or wrong
I'm not saying I agree
Because bro, I have a I have a huge nose, right? I can smell everything and it's really bad if somebody stinks
It hurts, it generally hurts, it moves my day.
Biggest prep beat.
Oh, bottom first pick.
What the fucking bitch, Teddy?
You gotta start trading.
Trade everybody.
Trade fucking the top, the top, the top lane.
First, what you wanna do is always trade bottom first.
No, no, trade bottom first.
Trade bottom first, cause bottoms always supposed to first pick.
After bottom, you trade jungle.
After jungle, you trade support.
After support, the only ones left is top.
I'm gonna try to top, see if he can let you last pick.
My cantonist is already, even if you are not.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no.
Okay, what, I forgot to teach you.
You guys are already last pick.
Because you're blue pick.
You're blue side.
Yo, someone more dodges one more time, bro.
I'm literally gonna grab my cock.
Hey, cancel Q, cancel Q and re-Q.
Cancel Q and re-Q, in case they snipe your champions.
Okay, listen, what?
Well, when it says that your teammates are first pick that means it goes
Shit how do I explain this?
First pick means
Your last two is gonna pick at the same time. Yo, I don't know. It's sense. I don't know same girl. Okay first pick is blue side
Okay, it shows first pick that's blue side
So red side top lane red side last pick is OP
Got it
Because you get to counter pick the whole team if you're red side whereas if you're blue side
You don't get this you don't get to see that last pick
So sometimes that last pick might be the mid laner or top laner most of the time
Okay, and terrorist bro
W information, but I'm gonna forget that in 30 seconds like the wall lock him repeat back what you said to me
All I know is red red team last pick is okay. What do you see on your fucking screen?
We don't have a blue team your blue team. So you understood it. What's on the enemy team red?
Okay, all right, who's gonna pick who who has the last pick in this game jungle?
Are you retarded? Oh?
Red red red last
Good good good. Are you in jungle picking at same time right now?
My character management is already open to you.
Oh no.
Muda please bro, you just 10 seconds ago bro, please.
If the red side has last pick, what does blue side have?
You guys are both picking at the same time Muda.
Oh my god.
Because look, you see?
Yes, yes.
So upon the gear it doesn't matter, I'm good here.
Yes, your last pick already, you can't go any lower.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Because look Payton, do you see how Trash is picking?
Trice is picking, the support is picking.
Then you see, it's one, two, two.
I understand, I understand.
It's one, two, two, enemy team is two, two, one.
So when I'm on blue team, I wanna have
at least second to last to last.
It doesn't really matter.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
You kinda want the lowest you can get.
Yes, yes, very good, very good, very good, very good.
Oh my God, I wanna have sex.
Brother, you're making me horny at this point.
Like, oh, it's a guy.
Man like there were so much girls there bro, and I just I don't know man
Girls are not an object. They're just not for sex. Okay, you pig. All right. I didn't want that
I wanted I wanted a girlfriend
You said you wanted just to fuck no, I didn't I said of course I would have sex but obviously I would have a wife as well
How do you gonna go there just for sex and you you're you're going there for the wrong idea
You went there you started off wrong you start off wrong
It's not good. Also, I think this is not a good game for you by the way. Oh, I'm gonna get fucking harassed aren't I?
This one seems pretty hard for you, you know who I am though
Chosen right one to seal so you're gonna sit back. You're gonna take notes of
What my fuckups are and you're gonna tell me yes?
Yes, yes, yes, okay. I'm not gonna say a word if you speak to your chat
but just don't you on discord I'm just gonna say single rich on girls by Hamza
new low-moota was I mean okay how am I no pad out okay how am I no pad out
child was a matchup I think it's bottom in mid
go see don't tell boys we you a job what
straight sound fluid what's the best skin you know wait what she won yon oh my
god I don't even know I mean child what's the best what's the best you on a
I think it's high noon.
I think it's high noon.
Okay, good luck, Muda.
Show them what you got.
I kind of want you to do this.
Listen, Muda, remember.
Okay, I'm going to explain the matchup.
Okay?
You beat him every time you get on top of him.
Okay?
You all in is really good.
He has a Q that heals you.
That heals him. Okay?
His Q basically sucks your blood.
Just sucks your dick and takes it for him. He really takes the inch of yours and gives it and takes it to himself
Okay, it's like an auto attack. Do not let him suck your day. All right, stay away from him
He's quite literally sucks your dick. Yes, he sucks you
So what you're gonna do is
No, you don't want that this game, okay
He has a pool
It slows you, it's like a circle, okay?
You don't have to just either go back when he presses it, or you can still try to run him down.
I think it's up for like two seconds.
Okay, whatever you just said, I don't understand.
His E is like a flower that absorbs it and explodes. It's like a bomb.
Something you're familiar with. It sucks in and it sucks out.
Fuck you.
We're both terrorists, okay? We're both E-Rap.
Alright, good luck, Muta!
Fuck you, you bitch.
walk both rounds
I will save you from yourself
Fuck me, I'm like, ah man, I thought I was so smart.
First blood.
Demons take many for you.
Fuck you!
Oh my god, Hamza, I know you're mad about me.
One moment, I'm sorry.
Fuck, I'm sorry Hamza, one moment, I'm sorry.
I know I did wrong, though.
I'm not here to save their souls.
What are you doing wonderful by the way you're doing amazing by the way just make sure it's
ultimate his ultimate basically does more damage to you when he presses it and he heals
at the end of it, good luck!
6
Chat it's so hard to do so much in this game bro and also talk to you guys Ashley
That's why I said don't look at your chat just pay attention like think about what you could be doing mood unlock the fucking
Some days I forget what my eyes are like in the sky.
He got you guys!
The hunt.
Neither my fucking cock is so small.
Oh my god, I don't know cuz I crashed the wave so I don't know
But I crashed the wave and came back.
Yeah, she might have to, bro. No key.
I'm doing anything wrong.
Vol' Keech, and this might be flawless.
Alright, so like, it's in the middle here.
I'm gonna let him fuck up my guys.
So then my guys can cut.
Fuck
May where is the other nor is it's gonna push
I mean
no my cock is so small
Hamsa I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry stop Hamsa please I thought my minion was there
stop please Hamsa where are you I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Hamsa I'm sorry I thought
there was more minions there I didn't see the minions I didn't see that I had no minions
Hamza, where are you talking to me?
Hamza, please! I'm sorry, Hamza, please!
Were you an Advil baby?
Like, how the fuck did you walk into the turret after you just killed him?
You just killed him and you walked into the turret!
I'll catch you!
Chalice Advil, baby.
Okay, so now I'm strong enough to deploy this Skylake, oh my god, no I'm not, I'm not
I'm not scared of this.
What am I doing wrong here?
Your turn is to destroy it.
Enemy rampage.
What the fuck? I did not know my alt takes me that far, bro.
Is that normal? What the fuck was that?
Hey Loki!
I'm gonna shit reset the wave.
Right? Like I mean...
Yeah, I'm gonna shit reset the wave.
I mean, I don't know if I should go bot lane or stay here
So it's actually so much easier to play the game with hums is in your ear, bro. Oh
My god
Nice flash bin laden
So now I have two items.
Why are we surrendering?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Like I don't know bro, I don't know, do I have to kill this guy?
What the f**k is that, I'll f**k
What did I do wrong there?
I thought I was like so much stronger than both of those.
I think I'm gonna focus on breaking this.
This guy is also 9 and 3 with 700 gold on him with 200 CS.
I don't know if I can kill this guy though, he's way stronger than me.
Oh, fuck me my tight little asshole.
Oh my god, Wala Hamza hates me right now.
I mean like what the fuck.
Oh my god!
Like, I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Can I be honest? I don't know if it's bad to say this, my team's ass.
Like, I don't know. What am I supposed to do there?
There was three people there
Thing is I don't know if I should be mad or somewhere else might like the boss of 3v1
Fuck you, bro, are you serious?
Oh my god!
Move your map up, I need to see where to go, what does that mean?
I'm going to kill him.
Blimey.
Son you sucks please quit the game and start watching X videos
We are fast
Okay, Hamza, I'm not gonna lie bro, what did I do wrong there?
I feel like my team is ass that game, I'm gonna be honest.
Hello?
I'm not gonna lie, brother, you just got hit with the classic League of Legends.
What was that?
You had a chance to win for your teammates FF, and that is the classic League of Legends.
I think you could have won that game
You could have won that game. Okay, you could have won there. All right now what I want what we're gonna do here now
We're gonna do something called bod reviewing. All right
Now let's take a look at my notes that I took here. All right. You ready? Okay
Are you paying thanks to my screen? Yeah, yeah
Holy fuck
So this is everything
We took quite the notes if you want to
Go ahead and pay attention to this.
Okay? Let's start from the top.
We're going to go through everything.
All right? We're going to go through everything.
Okay? But this is everything.
I'm going to be sending these notes to you at the end of this.
All right? But this is very important for you to read at the end.
Okay? I will send this to you.
So make sure you need to read this on the on time.
All right. Mudo.
We're gonna go through what you did this game. Got it?
Okay.
There's a lot of mistakes you did, let's just say. But there were some good things that you did too. Okay?
So give yourself a round of applause for that.
Bro, what do you mean? I feel like I just, I see so much, whoa, I did not know exactly how to have this much.
What the fuck is this?
No, I'm gonna do-
No, I'm gonna do-
Stop acting. You got-
You should be concerned.
You have a lot of homework to do. Let's just say it. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's start
off with this. We'll start from the beginning. Okay, but I seriously need you to pay attention.
So the way people learn the most in league is water viewing. So live coaching is never
good by the way, because playing the game and processing the game and learning from
is damn near impossible yeah okay so you got to you got to watch how you play
and then and then you could see these mistakes when you're playing it okay so
what's up in the top first thing I said the Q3 outside of the new wave which is
very good okay I saw you did it few times right here very good very good your
Last sitting with the Q could be a little bit better, but it's okay. All right
See you see how you Q3 right here. Yeah
Hey, Justin, you see how you Q3 not hitting these minions, but so if he walks up you Q3 him
Okay, your Q3 is about to get out and you held it for the last second, which is very good
It's very good
You use the time when your Q3 is up to pressure him because if he walks up to get minions your Q3 is up to hit him
But you're just wasting his time. Got it
Very good. Very good. You still went for it. Even if you miss it doesn't matter. You went for it.
So next up I said you're walking up towards them without being in range for anything. Okay, so what do I mean by this? Okay?
So right here you walked up here if the vine was a little bit better
He hits you on this he could have killed you and then all of this right you didn't miss the minions
You could have just faced the minions right here
You see how you're walking up here?
Yeah.
So you want to try to be in a range where you're always going to all in him.
You can't short trade when you level one.
So just be just outside of it.
If you're going to get this, just like Q it from like right here if anything.
But he's lucky enough that he only Qed this.
So it's still fine.
I said all is with E, good trade, then goes back when Black Press is W, very good, okay?
Let's see what you did
Right here
You went in here even without your cute your q3. Yeah, you remember I always told you
Yeah, you can still fight without your q3 because you're gonna win the trade
Yeah, right and I told you his W is basically a pool basically just like you can't hit him
You burned look how much HP it burns by the way
So his W basically takes off HP when he presses it, but now you can't hit him
And you realize that and you press E well done to you give yourself a round of applause
Very well done seriously. That was very good. Very very good. Okay. Um
Next up I said level up ability with mouse. Please kill yourself
Yeah, we gotta stop this I don't know how but for every time you level up your ability you have to give five subs your chat
How about that?
So then it'll actually make you not
Level up your billies
Every time you level up your billies with your mouse now. Okay, maybe not fine. That might be OD
I don't know if you're rich or not, but okay at least one sub every time level your billies your mouse. How about that?
How does that sound?
Really? Yeah, okay
This is fine this was fine
Yeah, and going through the minions to get a Q hit, is that worth yes or no?
Yes!
Okay.
If you are confident in hitting it, yes!
Okay, cool.
But, so, so here's why I say this, okay, right?
So your minions are here.
If he goes back, I'm gonna get more time to clear the wave when he's low HP.
I did not understand what the fuck you just said, repeat that.
So basically, I don't know how I should be saying this, but like, do you like the fact
that if I were to take the minions for sure to hit them, is because he's low HP, which
Which means it pressures him to either teleport back or get closer to me, which means I can
kill him easier and I can clear the wave and get more gold than intended.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So you have kill potential, the lower he is.
So it's okay.
And you need to understand this no matter what.
How many means you have?
Four.
One, two, three, four.
But you kind of have four and a half, I guess.
Because, well, three and a half, excuse me, why did I just say four?
You have three and a half.
Because three healthy full ones versus one who's a very low HP.
You see this?
So this wave is going to push towards him regardless regardless so even if you
Q3 needs understand you need to crash this next wave now how much gold you have
210 you have a choice you can go back spend about 400 400 gold 500 gold and
then come back healthier he does not have TP he has flash ghost so another
thing is you can learn is something called cheater recall now what is cheater
recall of course you get horny when I say cheater it's something called cheater
recall something this is probably going to be your best thing low key your
apology at this basically you crash third wave okay when you crash third wave it
forces the enemy team to be at only one item with the first thing that they
started and you have basically a full item like an actual item so you'll have
enough gold for like a boots or a long sword versus him still in the minion wave without
without any items okay that is basically what a cheatery call is so you could also do that here
you don't want to crash this wave so this is a little bit more bad so this is really really advanced
i don't expect you to know this but if you understand this cool probably the people in
the chat will like like the plot diamond they need to know this okay but basically what you do here
at this point you full-on crash this wave because this is already going to push
towards them you see it yeah three and full one yeah oh wait so just eyeing
this it's gonna push towards them it's a cheater recall and why is it good for
you now ask that to me Hamza why is this good
why is Hamza well great question student Muda because he's low HP you
You have to spend your gold, come back, your full HP, and you have an item on him.
And he's still stuck in the lane with his gold.
So you use your gold, he doesn't use gold.
It's like in Valorant, you basically reset the round and he doesn't have a full shield.
And you just got a full shield.
Understand?
Yeah.
So you would crash this wave and reset.
Okay?
But why is this bad here now?
is now the man who's on his side.
Correct!
So what should you do here?
I should just TP back.
And then come back and freeze it.
I'm gay.
Man, look guys, you're like, bro, what do you mean TP?
So just kill it then, kill it, cheater it?
What TP, what TP, what TP, who has TP in the lane?
Recall back is what I meant.
No, you need to try to break the wave and then come back.
didn't break the wave. You didn't break this wave. See, if he's good, he's good. What
does he do? But if I break the wave, then wouldn't it just be a vicious end the cycle
of the wave? No, because he's forced to take the minions. He's forced to take the minions.
See, if he's let me download this real quick, it'll be it's very important. I need to download
this real quick. It's something called epic time. It'll show a lot more, pretty much.
Oh man, if you have any questions. Yeah, my question is can I take a piss?
Go ahead, go ahead. Can you take my chat though? Yeah. Okay, bye.
Yo chat! You might not understand, most of the wave when the wave comes off the tower,
It pushes back towards you.
I explain it to him, but it's very important when it comes to mid lane.
Install.
You know how the concept of Spoke was on though?
You know how he went to fight when he asked, no, but he did.
He understood.
He did understand when, uh, what's it gonna call it?
Vladimir Poo was down and he went in at one point.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Speak to this chat?
Oh shit, let me open this chat.
Yo, what is chat?
How they do?
Nah, Hamza, he's retarded.
Salam chat, how you doing?
How y'all doing? I just opened y'all up. How y'all doing?
How y'all think of your...
I chat.
I'm just gonna make it clap.
I...
Give up on it? No, no, no. I want...
I want Muta to do really good.
I want him to do really good.
I chat.
He also needs to learn to ping his teammates like...
No, no, no, no.
Bro, if we're gonna tell him to ping his teammates,
he's gonna start having a migraine.
Hamza, can you buy me food?
Hamza, can you start up Hamza?
Buy me food.
What the fuck?
Why two of his mods asking to buy food?
You don't hear me take care of y'all?
Honestly, I don't even take care of my mods too.
Fuck the mods.
I have my board.
He doesn't know his champion limits?
No, but he does though.
But it came to a certain point.
It came to a point where he thinks he's macho man.
Yeah, yeah, I realized his mid game, mid game.
I realized he was legit fighting one before.
Like I respect the effort that he went for it,
but he's not that strong.
The last negotiation made you pay me 25.
Well, this is the perfect time to give me 25 more.
Yo.
Welcome back.
It's good.
Yo, okay.
Back to let's back to look coaching drink some water real quick
Drink some water
What's that? Let me see if I can get some coffee real quick. I need some coffee
No, so like
We're gonna go this entire list
We're gonna go through the entire game with basic covers everything
But my coat my real coaching when I used to coach I used to go for like 150 an hour or an hour to two hours
like 150 no joke it would it would legit last like two hours and like up Jesus it
might be too much information but I'd like to listen that entire list bro if
you're gonna be overwhelming I'm not gonna lie what's the beyond I've been
taking the piss out of it I'm not allowed to make any jokes out of it to be
honest right like they were all mistakes they were all big mistakes there like
people don't realize how much mistake they make by the way they were all big
Mistakes oh, yeah, you you made a lot more by just type the biggest ones pretty much
Anyways, all right listen, okay, so the reason why I said
This is not good. So what Vladimir can do here, right?
It's really like you didn't
Fast enough you're gonna crash it for this wave comes because you can always see when their wave comes because your waves
It's basically at the even state.
You can see it, right?
Yes.
Your wave versus his wave.
Always even when it comes.
See?
Yes, yes.
You're sighing.
Are you understanding what the fuck I'm saying?
Yeah, I'm just like, like, oh my God,
my head's hurting again.
It's too much of an information now.
It's very simple.
Don't overthink it.
Your wave, is it?
Yes, and I see my wave already there,
so I might as well just push the wave.
You have to shove it before it crashes, before it comes.
So if this wave comes here before the wave is not
in the turret, then the wave will be,
is it behind us or the wave?
Yes, it freezes there.
It freezes here, and the wave is gonna be
always on this side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see what you, I see, I see, I see.
And the worst part is, is that
he could basically just pull it here.
If the Vladimir stays right here,
and it's always the minions are gonna be right here.
So if you have to basically not let the minions be right here,
just imagine this border.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So just imagine this.
Always let the minions be in the middle or?
On their side.
Or?
Excuse me?
Oh, fuck.
For example, on your side.
Ah!
I'm drawing it out for you so it's easier to learn.
Are you listening? Yes, I'm looking.
This is where you want your minions. Don't let it be here. This is danger. Bye.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turret, turret, turret.
Ooga, ooga, booga, booga. No, no, no. Gabagoo. Okay. No. Don't let his minions hear.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! You want it mad or around here? Yes. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, well you're shabby. She's on your mind. Okay. Yes. Yes, I understood understood understood understood
Yes, yes, I understood cool. So that's basically why I want you to class away. All right
All right next sorry for the hair loss three CWs next up very okay. This is what I wanted to show you as well
very good
Very good very good very good all of them. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, but
You made a mistake. Yes, I ran back
No, no
Well, actually yes, why was it that I ran back then? Let's see if you realize what you just will because he's gonna
He's gonna have to wait wait wait wait. No, no, no wait wait
Watch it and then
Okay, because if I went forward and he went backwards, then I could have killed him when
he came out of his E. Or did more damage.
So your W gives you a shield, correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
Look what the turret just did to you.
Excuse me.
What the turret just did.
So most champions, when they take a turret and they have a shield, you want to let the
shield take the turret shot.
So you see the turret shots coming at you.
Do do do do do do do do.
Run towards it so the turret shot comes at you.
Like imagine a bomb coming at you and then you have a shield and your shield's about
to expire.
Look, look, your shield's literally about to expire and the turret's coming at you.
Your shield went down because you went backwards, but if you went forward, you'd take the turshot.
Wait, so would it have done damage to me if I had the shield up?
It would have done less damage, but look how much damage it does because you took the turshot.
That's a lot, bro.
So you won the trade still, but you really won the trade.
You know just this wins the game?
I swear to God, a trade like this literally can win the whole game.
what I
It's that expressive. I swear to God. I'm not joking like just this advantage gets so much pile
You get the snowball from this because you just want a big trade like that. I swear
Yes
So prior to taking like damage with your shield if you're gonna take damage use your shield
Got it. I understand daddy
Okay, it's bug. What the fuck? Oh my god, it's bug. How do I how do I? Sorry, my ears,
one of my ears. All right, um, next up. This is good. Very good. You two three him, you
You landed it, but you fucked up the wave, which is still fine.
Very good.
Okay.
This pool, you eat back.
Okay.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Okay.
Bro.
Bro.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
Hamza.
One more.
Okay.
With you or no?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you already talking to me?
Yes, I'll talk to you.
My baby needs me to talk to him.
I love you.
You know what, though, if you want, we can just talk and then listen, bro, when I do
something wrong, correct when I'm wrong, but don't give me guidelines.
Don't tell me to like push bot or push the minion wave or this or that.
Okay.
Okay.
Sounds good, sounds good.
If anything, if you're gonna give me anything,
be like, yo, what should you be doing right now?
And I'll tell you it, and I'll tell you what I said.
Okay, so don't give me the answer
until you make that mistake.
Yes, yes daddy, yes, yes dad.
What's Ron doing today?
What on some TV streamer?
Game is on entertainment.
Well, it's the girl I was talking to at the party,
by the way.
Ooh.
She said she said Muda. I want to give you guys your game off stream
What happened I
Lost at the party never saw her. I think she left
You will fail your brother
I was just so and she had a choker on
You really fucked up. Well, that's just so bad like this. No, you fucked up
I got a choker and she not even not only that she was like super bad, but like low key like
Like we actually like she was I was laughing at her jokes and she was laughing at mine
And then I just fucked up bro. I'm boy. I love you
I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't fall in love right now. Why why was I have a career to chase? I can't
I respect that
I can't I can't so young
Can't have a career to love bro. I have a career. She won't lie my flyer up. She lets me
Don't fly her out. Yeah, well I fly her up. She let me but I don't think shit. She's busy
I think that's ambitious. That's really a bit you got money like that. You've never flown a girl up before
Really
That's a vicious. I'm not alone
I was a boat with the flights right now. You got me fucked up. You've never flown a girl up before I
I ain't say all that, but you got to be fucked up by a girl on this plane.
Y'all must be fucking about paying fucking $1,000 to fly a girl off.
You're not paying a band to fly a girl off at the back?
Hell no.
She's flying, she's flying spirit.
Bro.
She's flying spirit, seat 40, right next to the toilet.
Oh my god.
Fuck out of here.
Nah, if I'm a flag girl, well bro, she's gotta be like worth it, and that girl's low key worth the silence flyer up.
First class? Fuck no, fuck.
Economy? Nah, I mean fire business.
Business! Say what?!
Cause it's for business, it's for business.
Oh
What for
I would I would dodge. I'm not a lot wait if you dodge does he still get support again?
Does he still get support again if he dodges this is my first ever dodge
Yes, he gets it. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Not guaranteed. He can get auto-filled. Why did I get support?
Why did I get support? He gets auto-filled but not necessarily support. Uh-huh. I still don't even know.
He plays normal bro. I have no idea then. I'm not gonna have no idea. Oh my god
What do you got on a field? What was that?
They all put you to play support. That's a g. Oh my days
Wait, ain't you know what with the with the sims and stuff on a collar?
What up
What'd you say?
No, no, I'm sorry about it
Middle top. How'd it give me fucking support?
Because you got autofill. You're autofill.
Oh, fucking five minutes.
Yo, swap out of this bag like dad's getting a warning out here.
Bro, swap out of it.
Gonna go to a different shit, yeah.
Oh, turn on some faker montage with Yone, lock-in twin.
Faker montage.
Oh wait, wait, wait, look up Kizan Yonei!
Yo, I need to like have this attack sword.
I think I need to have this attack sword.
You not have that already?
No, I don't.
I have the thing.
I have the cursor.
Hello.
How do I have this old cheap fucking thing?
I think they all the og ones yeah, it's not that good, but don't give it a happy
No, let's go use the new one. It doesn't matter. Okay, that's a legacy cursor
You sure you want it not a paper has it size
No, man, thank her has it cuz you've been playing for so long. He's just used to it
Like people play this game they stick to the same thing every time
And the moment I got released he's always been a full player from me
it doesn't matter what's legacy is a lot better look up look up old you kazoo kazoo kazoo kazoo
right there a second one right there right there right there right the second video
back this guy is like a European yone the best yone for sure in the world
What is this?
Do you see how he uses E?
My days.
My god.
What is he?
So the builds were a lot different back then as well.
Hey, oh, hope you're doing great.
He's like, he's like still hitting them.
He's made a hit!
Why does everyone play low graphics?
To be honest, I play on high, high, high, high light graphics.
But it's just each of their own.
Stop copy of people bro. Do your own one thing I'm gonna do 100% is I'm gonna go into the game
And I'm gonna turn off auto hit how do I turn off auto hit you sure you want to turn that off
Yeah, I feel like I don't know. I feel like I think I mean you could you could go ahead
Okay, fine. I'm gonna keep it on
No, no, you could like some people they like it on some people they don't like it off
No, but it's like you need to know how to play around it. Yeah, I like it
Well, there's no way anyone likes it. I wouldn't use it all the time. It's really helpful.
I use it because I'm playing 18. I use it as key.
This music is trash. Really, yeah.
You have to start a video though.
No, no, no, no, you just pay attention to the, bro. Pay attention to the video.
Okay.
like I even look at what look at the way he's playing
he's a pro at music
okay
like are you seeing the way he uses combos
like they're very important with such a mechanics
like these should help you out how to play
like he intentions the way he uses combos
it matters a lot
the way he plays
I kinda like
Like do you think you could do this? Yeah, well like a drunk
You tell me you do that go back
Well, he didn't do anything. He didn't do anything crazy here. He just okay
I want to explain to you what he did here. Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back back back back
Hey, wait for the rest of the point. I want to explain to me exactly what he did. Okay, so
You guys cue is q3. Okay, sorry. Okay, so he gets jumped he cues
He used to get back in Q3 to him and altered wrong false
You didn't say it's W. You didn't say it's Q3 flash. Oh, I didn't see any of that
It's W Q3 flash matter a lot there
You know what that thing does the zonus. Yeah, it's the hourglass it stops all day it freezes you. Oh
He's clean. Oh
Oh my god, oh he's clean
So he used his q3 to does the jacks the jacks done
He uses e2 to get rid of the stun knocked up three people into all three people
You're telling me can do this oh
Shit, oh no, what lies nice?
What lies nice go back look what he just did
What do you even do?
Bro, are you dense?
Look what he just did.
But he altered, what he, he altered from people.
Yes, like, can you see his angle?
Like, his angle, like, this is the idea of that.
Go back, go back.
Like, you need to analyze the way he thinks.
Look, look.
He, he, he flies to an angle.
Oh, you're right, he, he's one who's engaging this.
Like, bro, if you can, like, these are really, really good.
Really good plays.
Yeah, that, that, that, that's crazy.
That actually is crazy like he had no help for that. He did that by himself. Oh
My god, yeah, he actually actually is crazy
Did he kill everyone after that too?
Well, he got the asshole for him like he did everything that okay. Let's see how it all plays here
Cues the minions so they're forced to take the the turret he dodged so more people could take the turret
He kills the minions tights back
perfect
Perfect. Did you see what he did there or not? Yeah, he said XDDD in the chat
That's what you picked up from the start. I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I won't look. Go back. I was playing it
Look, go back, go back, back, back
Okay
Okay, so he gets, okay, so he's- pause, pause, pause, pause, pause
Okay, so these minions will all die very quickly and there's three people here
Trinimeric can constantly tank a turret because it was ultimate like it requires a lot of game sense to know what's gonna happen
It Trinimeric takes a turret Trinimeric ults and never dies. His ultimate makes him unkillable for five seconds
That's gonna be the most unbroken guys. It's gonna be the most critical. It is really really broken
Really, it's probably the best ability in the game probably but and he realized that so they can constantly turret the whole time
So what he does here, he takes the minions, lets them tank the turret and run away with his E because he can always come back.
See how he's kiting them?
So he drains out the 5 seconds, grabs the Q by drooping them out, going back to his original E and then Q is being outweighed.
Kind of, you kind of got the idea, but he didn't, they kill him and didn't, oh, yeah, pretty much.
But if he gets blown up, that's when he press R.
Okay
So did that yeah, he flashed up and get embrace a to heal
To three escape all to stop the CC and get some distance try to escape cutting them out
Get his q3 to get out with this E
Going behind the minions so great scan auto attack
Bro I fucking shit
Holy fuck.
Let's see bro, what is everyone doing there?
What's Ron doing?
Damn!
Dude, they can say we ain't like, eating them, using God's and food.
Don't make us run, alright?
Yeah, it's because it's hard to...
What is this?
I don't know, it's his watch party and fucking rolling loud.
This is his brain run up.
No flashlight today, sadly not.
Beans fan, big noses.
Yeah, it's because I was scared to come down.
Well no, the first thing you did was you-
I think your chat is just sparing me big noses in my chat now.
Wait, should I decline?
No, accept, accept, accept.
Is he gonna put me into fucking uh, support?
Maybe, you never know.
What do you mean maybe?
You have no choice.
So should I just cancel?
No, like you have no choice because like it-
Just play it bro!
Bro, who the fuck wants to play support?
You have no choice. They auto-filled you so they forced you to play it. Like there's no choice
So no matter what I want to get into the game. I'm gonna get support regardless
Maybe yes, like for high elo like you can never die. It's like your masters they force you to play auto-fill pretty much
Like you can't get rid of it. Okay, you got top. That's good. That's good
So you didn't get auto-filled but you didn't get support so that means you can play on it, play on it and trade your jungle
This guy said the same brain saw as Kadeem.
Hey, that's fucked up!
That was Kadeem, he sounds smart.
Can you please switch?
We should have both off late.
Oh, mouth fight.
Oh!
I think.
Mouth.
M-A-L-P.
First one, first one.
So that guy's a tank. I think, I think, no bad mouth he said.
I need to shut up.
Wait, Loki, you can trade mid, trade mid.
Uh, pick on the arrow on the midlaner.
Don't clean up. Oh my god, no, exactly.
You got, you got, you got strange life.
I didn't even buy it.
He took the yawning. Forget it.
Enemy. He took the yawning.
He took a Yone!
Let me, I'll play Yone against them.
He took your Yone, you can't play Yone against him.
Why can't I play, you can't have two players at the same time?
No, you can't have the same champions.
Same one lot.
This is invalid.
I mean you could, Tau, what's a good pick into our backs?
But I do think it's Yone Top.
You can play Akali.
I think it's Yone Top actually.
Nope, you're gonna play Akali now, okay?
This is good though, because what if in the 20th they take your Yone?
Who don't have Akali then, bitch?
Exactly, exactly.
I'm gonna order some Chipotle, bro, because I'm starving, man.
All right, bye-bye. Let me go make some coffee, bye-bye.
Oh, my God, I'm on sex.
But, Chaz, I don't know, bro. Is it bad? I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry.
Chaz, is it bad that, like, I talk about sex so much?
Like, I don't know, bro. I don't jerk off. I don't jerk off.
So, like, I have so... And I go to the gym every single day.
So I'm just a healthy 21-year-old male with just hormones, bro.
It's normal. It's normal, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Add a tip. You got this tip of this dick.
Fuck! I'm so fucking stupid.
What am I saying?
Fuck!
Welcome to Summoner's Rift.
Where do you get Chipotle and Windsor?
I did it.
I just called Kaisada Windsor.
I'm sorry.
What have we got today?
I just called Kaisada Chipotle.
It's too late.
So I'm supposed to take to that.
I'm inting. Why is R already inting?
Star Guardians have rules?
Okay, move on back. Sorry. How you doing baby? How are you pookie? You doing good? How you
doing? Alright, um, so you can win with your Qs, okay? Right? Just if he E's forward, you
you eat backwards and then the moment he eats back you eat into him
so you you can go on your level three go on go on go on muda your level three
go in Allah what bar
yeah I'll see that so that I'm clear my wave oh don't talk to me don't talk to me
don't talk to me
No way.
Very good, very good.
You can flash auto-Q at night.
What you're, what you're empowered to.
You have to be fast.
Oh, you actually had it but you love them all by the way.
You actually had it.
Cause you just throw my shit.
Me your fucking mic.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I don't want to say anything. I don't want to say anything. Oh my god. You're not, you're
not that behind. You're not that behind. Also, you should have spent your gold. I did. I
thought uh boots how much will they sing on right now 500 you could spend a good wave clear
very good wave clear so i like this because like but remember toplane wave is a lot longer than
mid lane so it is a lot harder to try see how long it took just so walk over
there so now it's like more frozen in his wave and in his side so he can play
safe now mid lane and top lane are completely different so right here right
you see what he when he eat cute you need to eat in front of him so then the
moment he goes back you can eat towards him but the thing is the thing is he's
eating right near his turret so if you take that E then you're gonna be next to
So that's why you wanted to come towards you wait for him to come towards you then look for a fight
The good thing is the only didn't buy any items you see yeah top left. Yeah. He has no items
So you can still kill him the guy's trolling
You're both in the same level as well. So you can look for your trade. Go ahead. Don't be scared very good
Keep going be confident
Wait for shields drop the Q very good. W frozen
fuck me my title oh so right there you want to throw your e or you want to do
when he's slow with your q so it's a lot easier to land if he's slow it's a lot
easier to land correct yes so try to do that so q with your slow and then e him
Shadows do not equal evil for you.
You got level six on this wave, okay?
What's happening to the wave right now?
Huh?
It's getting pushed towards him.
Correct.
That's why I'm last hitting.
Yes.
Huh? It's getting pushed towards him.
Correct.
That's why I'm last getting.
Yes.
Try to go for one more Q and then you can ult him.
But don't ult him.
If he Q's in here, you can ult him.
If he doesn't eat.
What is your dino doing?
What is this guy doing?
Oh, what the fuck is he doing?
What is he doing?
All my days, what did your jungle just do?
What is your jungle doing?
What is he doing?
What is he doing?
I think, okay.
Ping, ping him back.
Don't let me talk to you!
I think he's stream sniping.
Well, he's actually stream sniping.
Ping him back.
What is he doing?
Ping him back.
Ping him back.
Yeah.
Ping, yeah.
Do that green thing on top of his head.
As easy as the kill yourself, ping.
The green one, the green ping.
Oh, he's legit trolling, by the way.
Yeah, push, push ping on top of him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep doing that.
He's legit sniping, by the way.
I don't know why.
like why is he doing this tell him leave my lane what is he doing what is he
He's trolling you, well he's actually just trolling you.
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
Is that gonna kill him?
Go go go, he's killing him.
He actually killed him though.
Push wave, nah, I'm just gonna see what you got.
Well it's 10-12 seconds left though.
To be honest you are using the push ping so he probably thinks that you're...
He probably does think that you wanted to push the wave, but you didn't do that until he was like staying in the lane for like fucking a minute.
But I think he was just trolling you, like I actually think he's trolling you.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie, Chad, what's a better item here? Does he get the blue or does he get the rod? Don't buy anything yet, don't buy anything.
Oh, you need your Hextech. No, no, no, no, no, no, go back, go back!
Do you want to do? You can't undo. Shit. Okay, go to your lane, go to your lane. It's okay.
What's wrong? I bought Hextech.
No, no, you bought a boot you didn't get the accent. It's okay. Well, I bought boots and then I bought a hex tag
You didn't buy a hex tag brother. Yeah, I did I bought a bottom book
That's a component of hex tag, but sure
You could have gotten more components
She
Sure. She what does that mean? Sure. Thank you
Okay, you kill on here. Show me the R eq combo. You know that thing that we practice but careful out from the minions
Get him more get him more you traded short-trades man short-trades
Bokeh not champion that was horrible horrible, but you still kill them. That's okay. I was good
That was not that bad, but it was good. I haven't played a colleague a minute though. You come on
Yeah, I've been saying no no you still kill him on you still went for it. That's good. Good job
Look at that champion, and Riot, by the way, Riot Games.
Why is that kick this broken?
This champion is really OP, yes.
It's really OP.
Yes, yes, yes.
So why don't I just main Harrah instead of Yone?
Because it's a lot harder to pilot this than Yone.
Yone is like very brain dead.
And at a 4 level, it is.
Also, you had to shove the wave there.
It's the same thing, same knowledge, right?
You killed your teammate, killed enemy.
You fucking terrorist, bitch.
I'm most like a semi-mcmeasure.
You just pressed up the turret
And the turret doesn't have a mother
You're gonna die here now
Uh huh
Okay good flash
Alright what you doing wrong then
I should have just fucking eat out
like ten years ago
No, you shoved away wrong
How?
fast enough but I'm not alone bro I'm a colleague it's still AoE you're not only
using what like bro hover over your Q you see how much that is you know I said
stand in front your Q is a lot farther than your Q on Yoni you can stand in
front of it and the Q the whole way you see that you don't do it under the turret
But like when you want to press the way you do that
Now you're low energy wait for your energy to come back your low energy can't fight
Look for short trace. I want you okay pause for a second. I'll find a way for us to survive
I want you to walk up q and w and walk into an auto him
You w auto
He
That was good, but that was good. That was good. You see that short trade? He can't hit you while you're invisible by the way
He could
He doesn't see you so it's probably gonna miss so when you in that shroud you're an assassin
It's like you're playing peekaboo
You know more rake games you can spawn over there spawn over there and you hit him with the hammer ultimate
ultimate ultimate ultimate
Oh
Very nice e very nice e mood up
I love a Calvi, bro.
That was fucking insane.
That was insane.
You didn't even need to press the R2.
Stop fucking...
Yo, stop queuing...
Stop queuing one minion!
Muda, look at your queue.
It's AOE. Stop queuing one minion.
Queue everything.
You're fucking yelling at me while I'm getting jumped, bro. What the fuck is that shit?
Keep queuing one minion. Stop.
Queue everything.
You know how to kill everything I taught you that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how do you do everything you just go in front of them
So why do you keep going to the side?
Hello, no, I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't think think
There's just so much in front. No side front no side front repeat after me
No side front no side only front no side only front you failed
I said no side front. I didn't say only I said no side front
Okay, so me with clear by clear you failed again we
Are you doing this on purpose to clip on me?
It's two lives half lived
But now we push the wave so why would we do that?
Because it was already fucked up
I'm pretty sure I think but I wanted to test you there. I actually wanted to see if you can wait for him
Okay, wait for you ultimately be back up and all in him. You know what that is? Yes, R.E.
R.E.Q. But I want you to short trade short trade. I'm gonna talk to him like soldier term short trade. Okay
The last hit very good. I like this I kind of like this
Okay, you're gonna take the minions so go all the way back
That's the means I grow the other minions go all the way back. Let them in. Yep. There you go. So
Minions aggro
Whoever is in front after they hit something or if they didn't hit anything so this wave is now pushing towards you
Okay, but now you kind of you're fucking it up
Well, I'm not sitting though.
Yeah, but you're standing in front of the minions.
So the moment they kill one of the minions, they're gonna see whoever's the closest target.
So they're gonna hit, they're gonna prioritize you.
Look, you see how those ranged minions just hit you?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that the end of the minions? It's because you were at the front.
So stand behind the minion.
If the only is not walking back, then just stand behind the minions so the minions can aggro your minions so the person is towards you.
Make sense?
Yes, yes.
Now look at this fucking stupid fuck.
Well now this is kind of like a slow push now if you don't hit this it's gonna slow push it to you
But now that you hit it, it's pushing towards him
The reason why it's a slow push the reason why I'm not pushing towards me, bro
Hey, why is it a pussy? Hello daddy
and his legacy, Slardust and Regret.
Way clear.
That's behind them, you missed two minions.
What else am I supposed to go this way?
You could've went from the top.
Like stand from the top of them.
You don't gotta be behind them.
Okay, I want you to way clear this.
Way clear.
Terrible.
Wow!
you had if you could have been more close to hit the back ones it's it's a
long range you hit you hit two of them but you get all pretty sure good okay I
want to read clear this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
for all of them and then I want you to go okay I want you to hit the melee one
and the range okay that was a nice try that was a nice try I think you can
angle they all fall for now
terrible
yeah we're fucking terrorist
no you're the fucking
the point was the money right now why is it the world what is happening why are
we twenty nine
you know as the shit
okay to be honest your teamers are empty now
okay don't do nothing
don't do nothing wait stop go back
back
what up
stop thanking the minions you see how the
you see how that cannon just started going on you yeah yeah yeah
What? Why? Why did I do that? Get the minion.
Stop putting the minion on, like a fuck you.
Muda, you're taking the minion aggro.
You're not letting the yone walk up.
Yeah, but how do I get first or last hit if I don't do that?
You need to just be outside, so let the minions hit your minions first and then walk up and auto-
Yeah, but see if possible. Whoa!
Look, you don't have to go to fucking Nardia!
You're walking all the way back! Be near it!
But go aggro-ids!
All in go fight Lord have mercy
Good god fight fight fight
That's my go
You play like a silver player, but you did that shit you still went in let's not take because you let you nothing
Well, there's no way I should have won that but I fucked up everything
You didn't really fuck up everything you did good. Good job
Wow you you managed to fuck up four times right there you have four chance you may as fuck up every time well play
Oh go back go back go back go back go back get your wife back
But we got to teach you way clear and I swear to God bless your heart go to the bush and then press me
Okay, I need to teach you how to reset properly. You need to reset outside of visions
So just in case somebody comes and thank you. You're not in range. You know what I mean?
It's like a thank you that 1.1
Okay, look at the millions look at the millions look at the millions yeah, I mean look at the millions you could TP here
But why do you not TP here cuz your weight is pushing towards their way, but pushing towards you
What do you mean? I don't have the Tp on I've ignited you have to your okay, so for toppling
Don't hit it. Do not touch it by pressing V you get a free TP. Okay, but
Don't use it unless you're keeping back. Last it last it last it. Oh
My god, that's okay here. It doesn't matter bro here
I made it up the minutes are low. Mood. Oh, now you can freeze it, bro
How are you gonna freeze this dickhead? It dies at the point one second
what do you mean look up look the means are not going to slow push into bound understand wave
management is he trolling me i want to say well they not put for me well i'm not
I
Hey very good very good
Very good my boy, I like that like you see how strong you are now though
You're able to do that even without like freezing it because you're so strong you formed up. That's that
Right player?
Two items, yeah, yeah.
Right player, I want to see a good right player.
There you go, you like that daddy?
That was good, that was good, that was good.
Right right good, right right good, keep doing it.
That is also my cannon, fuck you.
You had your W, you could have pressed W and then pressed Q because your W gives you energy and you get your Q up.
You could have lasted that because your auto attack was in cooldown.
Good shit, big cat.
You're still not pressing W.
You still fucked up right player.
Like how do you do something good than fuck up the next second?
in this second. I don't understand.
So you're thanking the cops on me.
All right, good, good, good, good, good.
You see, the problem is with you is that you understand sometimes unless you're
locked in and then you overestimate W.
Damn it, Q, Q, Q.
I would have, I think you're chasing Q, Q, Q, Q.
so that champion basically goes through walls yeah yeah yeah now I know now I know now I
know buddy I saw my own eyes yeah well I know I know now
Well fuck I'm dead
Why did I'm not gonna tell you why you're fighting so that's why I said cue it
You're over here trying to fucking run
You're running water cue that would have you helped me survive. So you had the chance to fight back brother
You had to fight back you can't outrun him. It's a game
so
Would I have won?
You probably could have won because you're level 15 with items, but you cannot outrun that
You buy you buy good kill them on a rock. I don't kill them there
If that was you would you have killed them if you were that low?
100% 100% three levels ignite with a full item and a half. Yeah, he's dead. He's roast beef
What are you funny? Okay wait for it.
Are we losing this to him?
Press time Muda. Press time.
What are you doing here Polly? It's 2012.
Who? What's the fault?
He's 112.
Like, you know being 112 on League is like really really bad.
Actually worse than 1 and 12 on Val by the way.
It's really bad.
Like, the game's over.
The game's over.
Well, in terms of, like, if the enemy team is good, the game's over.
You are basically down and careful.
She's basically, like, you find out a better chance of winning the game if she just sat
in base.
I kid you not.
Like, 1 and 12 is a victory.
Okay, Muna, show me like you're really nice.
I want you to ulti- I want you to kill him on the turn.
Go!
Go!
Go, Muna, go!
I
Fucking love you. I love you for that. That was amazing
That was amazing, but do you see the strength of your character? You just can dive him even under the turret
Okay, you should not be scared even if you're under the turret
That was really good. You play that fall asleep. We
Like relax you got it you can get it first up. Oh
Oh
Yeah, you can try this so
Champion
Well, I should know I think I was really bad at the Caitlyn, but like
What do you mean?
I don't play this role in champion
I don't care. That's like saying
I don't know shit about like Sage, but I don't know about it.
No, it's good. It's good here because they have a K and they have a Yone, but it's bad
into Caitlyn, but you're playing an assassin, so an assassin can one shot the Caitlyn, so
it's okay to go Zonia's. So if she's dead, then the Zonia's a lot of value out of it.
But there's no point explaining it to you because you're not going to understand it,
retard. Wait for it. Wait, any day, bro, you can hit the minions. Like why are you taking
ten years? Hit the minions.
What is the intent of waste up potential of the
You can auto it and then when I get slow enough you just press two if anything you're scared
Okay
I don't even need my hat, but the thing is, I hate buying items that are not possible.
I hate it, I hate shit like that.
It's too much for a beginner, but eventually you kinda need to use it.
It's too much.
Okay.
Okay, would you tell me it's a fucking do that?
That's a really strong item for her to best item. No, I'm saying why would you tell me that one beat through them?
Because you can want me to them there, but you played it like an absolute dog
If you didn't are too anything but to be honest like the you only played it good
And they also use both flashes
But you and you miss your e and you didn't even w properly you walked into the turrets of the turret saw you
So you do know your turret? The turret can see you when you're pressing W.
Your W makes it so they can't see you. And it can't even hit you unless they have like a spell.
That's like not targeted.
Can I have one of these? Can you get her now?
Yes you could. Go ahead.
R. R.
Go ahead and kill him.
He's in the walls, he's in the walls. Where the fuck? W.
Okay nice try. Okay.
You can still chase him, you can still up your brand.
So he's going through walls, but...
I mean the champion is really, really OP if he's like, just ahead.
Like you see how he just, he just can go through walls, can't it?
He's an assassin.
That's an assassin jungler.
Like every champion has their own perks.
Make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tell you.
I just want my friend back.
Okay, right there you could have closed the distance by pressing your E backwards
because your E backwards would just make you go forward.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
So you don't always have to land your E.
If you need distance, use your E backwards.
Uh-oh, careful.
Um, I mean...
Man, it's okay.
No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. Oh my god. I'm gonna get the turret.
I'm gonna fuck myself. I'm gonna fuck myself.
No, no, it's okay. It's okay. You try and go for the turret. That's okay.
That is totally fine, by the way.
You lose the game.
No, get him.
No, you get him. I swear to you.
Wait a minute. I'm gonna get my food.
Tell him how to go to over walls with the E, brother, he's gonna oversteer me late.
But E won't just like, goldish-ish-ish.
Goldish?
Okay, oh that's an active, I forgot, Zonius is an active.
What does that mean?
I don't know if you're ready for the Zonius.
What does that mean?
So Zonius is basically, it gives you an ability that, you basically just get like, yeah, so
it, don't click it, only click it when you're about to die, or you need your cooldowns to
be back up, okay?
It's basically like that golden shit.
Now you know what, you know what, yes, why do you keep missing the cannon?
I didn't, I hit it there.
No you didn't.
Can you stop eating?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
W, you can, you can W.
So, well the thing is, how would I do that though?
What if someone in this bush jumps me?
But your W gives you enough energy to shove away fast
and then you can look for plays on the other side of the map
and then you can get the turret.
Like right now you're just like, you're slow, yes.
There you go, now be quick.
Now that's a perfect quick clear.
You still use your Q to quick clear.
You still use your Q to quick clear.
That's a perfect quick clear. You still use your Q to quick Q everything?
Yes.
Paratize your abilities if it's AOE to everything when you want to wave clear.
Bramon after this?
Wipe clear of this.
Not bad.
Terrible.
Okay, I'll get the turret. It's an ultimate.
Ultimate.
Ultimate.
Rumbley.
Okay, so you didn't use your gun blade. Yeah, you're gonna tell me bro. I'm telling you I keep right
It's such a bad habit, bro. It's such a bad habit. I never use gun blade with this character, bro
What is something that you always click on valid you haven't go my mouse button my mouse buttons
Hmm
you want to buy okay which ability wanna buy into a mouse
i would say number two that's that
what about your thoughts where you put your thoughts
you're at two
okay so what are your settings
hotkeys uh...
you see where it says two
and click your mouse button
They go. Place.
Did he replace it? I think he did.
Okay, anytime you go in, I want you to press your mouse button, okay?
Okay.
Did he save it, Chah? I don't know if he saved it.
Chah, did he save it? Wait, can you press the skip again?
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it.
Okay, go go go go be I want you to spend your gold go be and I want you to boopy team now
so now this is what I wanted to teach you you need you need better macro so before
tomorrow's game what time is the most game 4 p.m. Oh fuck kiss him
make the edge that bush on muta no bitch
they're gonna stop your base they're gonna stop your base what if they're
gonna stop your base run run run why I can't kill both all this three
Kill em both of your life. Are you him?
Are you him? I swear to kill him. I want you to kill him. Kill him.
Kill the Caitlyn. Focus on the Caitlyn. Make sure you use your mouth line.
You kill him. Kill the Caitlyn. Kill the Caitlyn. Kill the Caitlyn.
Your hand. Your hand. Your hand. Your hand. You're the chosen one, right?
Your hand. The Caitlyn!
What do you do wrong there I'm gonna get I'm gonna have to go instead of
So are you dyslexic? No but I heard you on the charted, on the charted. So why are you hitting the
Yone if I said Caitlyn no, I know I know I know I don't know I don't know because you're too busy fucking eating
No, I'm thinking about food. No put down your fucking food. You're gonna throw them in tomorrow lock it
Why are you in a Yone the Yone is not strong press up
First time do you see your chat the champions who items though?
He made their Caitlyn
dad dad what does that say on Caitlyn how many kills she has
17 and 2 look at the items but dad dad dad dad how many items is that four four
Bomberclat items four items and you hit the the oh and nine Yone
Listen your champion can still kill the Caitlyn, but she can kill you okay. I want you to full combo her. You're about to go reach her
Full combo Caitlyn
Okay, she ran away, she ran away, she let her team, she let her team, she'll be a lot harder.
Okay, wait for your team to go in and ping the Caitlyn, so the pinging is all it's left
click, okay?
All it's left click, not push port, that's telling them to kill themselves.
Yeah, there you go, that's pinging them to go in.
Tonight a galio wants to go in
One the key is not the king try not to go in the game
For the cake on the cake
Thanks a flash on a flash on a flash on a flash on a
There you go, there you go
I was good though. Look how much that's under the sky read that out bonus down
700 gold you just got a huge bounty that means you're a lot you're really strong
right now no no okay undo this undo press tab what's that so the cane is
only with mr item and fresh they're Caitlyn damage Vex damage Yone damage so
that's really the main main carries up I would suggest you just going like
Rabadon so you can say a D-Rank
Say a D-Rank go right. Yeah, I think Rob is better here. You can't really kill the cane
I have 800 left. I do anything with 800. Oh, you probably need Void stop because I mean they're not really stuck
I'm all right now. I mean, maybe even voids up is probably better here because it's mountain soul
They go go
No, no, this is draft. This is draft. He's learning for tomorrow's tournament.
Hey, you're almost over 20. Hey, your max, your max strength right now. You're really huge, bro.
You can literally one shot their Caitlyn. You can one shot it. Just make sure you combo her properly, okay?
Okay, careful, careful, careful. I want you to go top now. Look at the top, look at the top lane.
Careful of the Caitlyn.
It's too hard. It's too hard. I think it's probably because they're bot lane. That's not your fault by the way.
There were some mechanical plays that you can do there, but it's too hard, you know? It's too hard.
This is not your fault by the way. You did your job
But I do think your your big misplace is your mid like mid game max
I do gotta teach you to play more
Like to manage your the ways once they take naps and stuff like that and then look for place
But you always want to shove the side lanes before you look for play mid
It's not your fault, okay, it's not
I
See how just answered I don't know part of our quarter
One of 16 and one of 16 yeah, that's a portable
I was on with that and your mom and your mom and your grandma and your sister
Because semi vision it one and 13 and one and fucking 16 fucking to speak about fucking
Unusual fucking game
Both these isn't out of the game. Yo, if you guys are in my stream
Well, I do us all fucking favor unplug your PC on this all the game and go flip my whoppers at Burger King
How do I pour how do I pour how do I pour see that's that's illegal legends flame right there
I don't know good. You see the report bind. You got a reporter. Yeah, okay
Okay, quick report, yep, team sabotage,
gotta fill out everything, make sure you don't leave everything.
Listen, if you leave one mark out,
it's like missing out a million dollars.
Fill out everything, no, fill out everything.
No, you have to use it wisely.
Make sure you fill out everything, don't only hit one.
So, two team sabotage, rank manipulation and comms abuse.
Those are the three that probably trigger them the most, okay?
Said I'm ending in the beginning of the game.
Yep, set it up and proceeded to go one,
in six you mutated yourself Muda you mutated yourself one and 16 report W nice
good shit there you go done oh okay wait you're not done yet okay what else so
she blamed you so no no no no no she didn't she just said I'm anything like
not me like like she said like as in her she's gonna oh okay also so is she
flamed you you got to add her next time and then talk yo shit father join the
Lobby and go voice comms. That's what you would do in the future. Okay, but she didn't she just asked
So you got a reporter for running it down and go next game
That right there was somebody running it down one is 16 is illegal
No, no, maybe not this guy. Maybe he was not he was not running it down. He wasn't none at all. This is not good
maybe not running it
Down but just in case because how the fuck
Do you go 1 in 13?
Fucking game
Look look into his account
Please
Okay, what up that right there was a bad report
You know why why?
Because your reports have less value if you just report to report
So the value wasn't running it down, but the army was so you know what the art the bulls fucking one and 13
Because you could tell by the damage like the support doing more than 80 C and having less debt is kind of legal
Okay, okay understand
You got a feedback. Oh, yeah, you can't type the slurs you can't like that
I said what I said, what did I say you said you're my team is fucking ass I told you mood up listen
I'm gonna join the lobby and I'm gonna teach you how to flame
fucking
I'm gonna teach you how to flame I
Can't say fucking join this lobby join this lobby
Okay, look at the chat box
Why why is not letting me open the chat
You see this
Yeah, okay, when you want to say your fucking ass you say your
Like say it like that like you got to skip the trigger words like you're
Okay, can't say ass but like you got to like be smooth
Like get the point across but like make sure you say it but just skip the trigger words like this is my big one like
$1
Atkidala-dala, because if you say you're fucking ass,
instant ban.
Really?
Yeah, it's auto ban.
So League players found a way to evade this by we say,
like, instead of saying dog shit, we say dog shat, dog shit.
Like dogs, oh, we say like, like, like that.
We purposely misspelling against the point.
about this one. No, no, no. See, that one is very, see, that one is an extreme sense of
word. So if you want to take somebody to kill them, so you got, you can't really say it
like that. If you ever have KYS in the sentence, it's an auto ban. So that one is extremely
harsh. So there's levels to the punishment. So if you say kill yourself, it's an instant
ban. That one is very much I said mom in sky. That's a very good one. And that's very in
particular what Chinese players do from China is what they say. So they have
made, so Chinese players are very good at that. They would say,
Wow. I would probably, I honestly,
it was a day that your mom is under the desk. They would just whatever they, they
just don't say trigger words, but they will make sure that they, they, they hate
You they're very smooth with it. They're very smart. They're clever. Oh fuck, okay?
But you gotta learn how to date it if you're gonna flame be smart with it. Oh
Wait lock-in faith class. We what are we classing still?
I had someone say he was in the GPQ my firstborn son. Oh, no
What that guy that guy's ruthless so GPQ basically is like a it's like a it's like a bullet
So that guy he needs to be he needs to be in jail
What the fuck?
Yeah, no no league players. Well, how crazy do we play? What's the craziest something someone has ever said to you in league?
Um to be honest, I probably heard it all to be honest
uh talent e alpha clip alpha clip yeah yeah mooda talent e alpha someone said
what does that mean basically talent e his his e basically just makes you hop
over wall so they're basically telling you to jump off of a building got it so
they would say in like a skill ability you know how do you guys get so toxic and
And then they ban you and you guys don't know how
Find ways and key words to avoid the toxicity like what is wrong with y'all?
No, no, but like it here's why though
I'm not gonna lie riot games has been doing their best to keep the toxicity at a very low level recently
But like like no recently they've been doing good
But imagine playing a 30 to 40 minute game and you're not allowed to communicate with them in voice comms, right?
And I generally think voice call would make it a lot better because it humanizes them.
If you can't realize that they're human, we're going to say the most ruthless things.
Because in our eyes, they're just a specter we'll never see again.
Like just a scum of the earth.
Like 30 to 40 minutes and they're just running you down.
It turns you to a maniac.
It's like being in solitary confinement and there's nobody there and there's just like a
retard next door saying, the whole time.
Just imagine yelling in your ear.
You can hear a return next to you in a solitary confinement, and that's all you're hearing the whole time. That is playing League of Legends.
But with voice comms, it's like having a communication about, oh, this guy's a human. Make sense?
There's something seriously wrong with you guys.
I kid you not, I swear to God, there should be a study done on League players after playing League for 10 years.
years. I guarantee you there's definitely some sort of mental
deficiency out of it. I guarantee you that. I swear to God.
This game is the best game in the world. Is that it?
Is Don Bringer yawning a good skin? Yes, it is. Like out of
all the yawning ones that you should buy. Are all the yawning
ones?
Tell me about the baitpink.
No, no, no, no.
Let's just say I got in trouble for that one.
What happened?
I came up with, I started this trend with the, so they made like a baitpink.
They see to like, like bait is like a way to like bait the enemy team.
But it was, it was, it was like a fish hook.
So basically some people so I came up with the idea of telling people just a ping on top of them to like hang themselves
Kind of like in-game of course, you know, so so then it got so viral and it went so viral
This was like four years ago, but I'm no longer like that. I'm not a piece of shit. Okay
I would never want people to kill so life is good chat never kill yourself life. It's amazing life
It's truly good. Okay, but they ended up changing the mode and
It's a something different or they removed it. I can't remember but yeah
There's some stuff wrong with you guys though.
Life is good though.
Life is really good.
Never do that.
I'm no longer toxic though.
I was toxic.
But you know, you ever watch the anime of...
Like, I have no enemies now.
Yeah, I don't turn into a guy.
But what's...
Villainsaga.
Yeah.
Villainsaga!
I'm literally that guy.
I'm literally that guy.
I'm literally him.
What do you mean?
You literally told me to tell the guy to kill himself last game.
I did not, I did not, I did not, I did not teach you that.
I will teach you the best young kid.
I think so.
I think so.
And I'm gonna buy one for what's the name?
What'd you say?
What's her name?
What's that one girl name?
I'm not gonna lie.
I think Don Bringer is like very clunky.
Well bro, I think you got it, you fucking asshole.
It's clunky.
It's just very it feels heavy. What's the other one? What's the other one called the other character? You tell me to play
I'm not a lot high noon. Yone looks really nice. Like it's very smooth and it sounds like like
Hey, sorry a gunshot
Don't bring it it's just like it's flashy for the eyes when they play
Yeah, cuz you already got the skin you got it. You can refund it
But that count so you see my nice approach star P wrong with the one I have right now
Not that one the one to the right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes
Click ah purchase history
Non refundable what
Wait chat, why doesn't let him refund it he just bought it
Wait what
It's not letting me find them when you literally just bought it. Why also, why are you buying champions with RP?
What are you doing?
Oh
But okay
You're buying champions with with actual money when you're supposed to use that no
Buy it with like your essence
You know, I didn't have enough of the time
You can craft it you have a lot of stuff
Oh, oh you wanted to play? Hold up.
All right.
Go, go, go, drop, go drop.
You play by yourself here.
Why?
You wanna play with me?
I mean, why not?
I'm gonna get people under your elo now, right?
Yeah, but you're gonna get touched.
No, I'm not.
Okay, I'll go jungle, I'll game for you.
Go ahead, buddy.
All right, I'm gonna game for you, all right?
Okay, let me know what Moodle does on his side.
I can't really coach you much on here, okay?
That's fine.
I'm gonna now learn, listen,
we're gonna learn how to play for jungle, okay?
So this is kinda next level, so give me a Moodle.
No, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta try this.
You're playing top lane, you're, you're, you're,
you made it, you made it, you made late.
Okay, good, okay, so the way I needed to play, I needed to learn how to play for games.
So if you see me coming, don't make it obvious that I'm there and save your Q3 until I'm
there.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I
Should I play
No
Okay, what are you gonna do here mood up? Oh, I'm gonna ask my top lane to switch me
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm probably gonna say fucking no.
You need to climb it?
Can you please?
Yeah, you need to climb it.
Okay, I can Talon or Lee Sin.
I kinda want to play something supportive and not want to be on the game.
So I can help Muna.
I can go J4 for him.
I
Didn't play J4 for him so I can learn I'm not trying to be the carry
What I'm gonna pick something to let you carry okay, I don't know how to play Ivern so I'm not gonna play it
But it's something to set you up, okay
Not it
Yes, my brother
You think you're gonna carry me yes bro chill. Oh
Mooder this level city shit my brother. Oh
Mooder I've never seen my montage is by the way. No one
I'm nice
I'm nice
I didn't do my rooms.
I think I'm going to give you a little tempo automatically.
I think I'm going to be a conqueror.
I mean, conqueror is not the worst, but it's definitely not the greatest.
I watched one of your montages on my stream and will lock you out of the warning.
You got a twitch warning.
Yeah, I got a twitch warning.
to be honest I I didn't even make those like other than my viewers like if you
ever type Hamza montage it is all my views is just making that shit and they're
just making it like turbo game turbo game I don't even making them okay
who are you playing against you do just fucking fly as you retard put down your
Food you fat fuck
What are you doing bro, what's wrong with that? Why would you burn both your summers for no reason does it matter?
Does it really that does it really matter that much yes, bro
Flash it hot.
Okay Muda.
Keep ward right here, press ward right there, press 4 over there.
Over here, over here Muda, over here.
Wrong way Muda, over here.
Muda, any day now.
You don't gotta go do a fucking marathon to press it you can just let me press it
Okay, let's go and come at you. Last hit, last hit, last hit, last hit, Twain.
Okay, I'm dead. Oh, you're not. That is coming, that is coming, that is coming, okay. Wait
I'm coming I'm coming poofy ready
You see why we rock flash you see what I believe I'm flashed they get
Huh just in a trash rage. Oh stop
Right here. Careful. It's gonna be above you, okay? So that Kinga is gonna be above you.
So the way I want you to play the lane is hovering towards more the bottom side of you,
okay? Okay, I'm gonna do here, then I'm gonna do here. It's gonna be like right here. Camphor.
Okay, can I fight her?
Uh, listen, if she comes, run towards me.
I'm on the bottom side of the jungle.
Okay, she's going top lane.
Okay, I'm gonna come in now, okay?
I'm here, I'm here, run towards me, run towards me.
Beat him towards me, beat him, beat him, beat him.
Promise of change.
Okay, don't hit the wave.
Don't hit it, let it come to you.
Go over here, go back, go back, go back, go over there, over there, over there.
Back there, back there, back there.
There you go.
Go in, go in, go in, go in, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, come!
I'm gonna die for a while!
What are you doing?!
What the fuck?!
Okay, that was- that was my bad.
I didn't see the kindred that was my bad. Okay, that was my bad. Okay, sorry
Okay, it's all right, you know should happen should happen
You're doing good though, you're doing good. I'm doing the whole of all
All I'm gonna say murder you already for tomorrow
Bro, not after this game changed my mind, bro.
No, no, no, you're actually ready. I just think you can burn your flash for no reason.
That guy, he's quite smurfing, though.
What is that character?
Okay, Muda, I'm gonna reset and come back to you, okay, Pookie?
Yo, what is that character?
That is Dalio, okay? But you counter him, Muda. You're supposed to beat him.
you can fight him what are you like actually has a flight among you put on
coming to you right now okay all right go in now pooch going yeah I don't know
expected as well just like oh yes well help me help me
I tell him it's you don't worry it's worth it two for one is worth it okay I
I can't kill him in two.
It's a one for one. It's not bad. That is not bad. I did help you though, Moo.
Another player is getting together with you. Have it again.
You're only allowed to play coach. I'm never gonna do it again.
Bro, I helped you. You just... Bro, like... You're playing like...
You have 17 CS into 33. Wallah, you're homeless.
I didn't teach you this I know you did though. I don't know what's happening this game. I'm fucking tweaking
You have a really good jungler. I'm jungle dipping right now. I bless your heart man
Listen, I'm on my ultimate. I'm really camping you by the way. Hey, I skip my skin. No, I
Mean the skin is like it's alright. It's not bad. It's just like it's too flashy
Not too sad. It's too flashy
So they just took dragon, but that's okay.
She's gonna be below you, Muda.
Are they gonna help me?
I'm coming, Pokey, don't worry.
I'm here.
Very good trade, very good.
He's gonna jump back on you.
Careful.
Okay, listen.
Listen, I'm gonna eat you all.
Okay, you're gonna ult him.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Get ready to ult.
Get ready to ult, get ready to ult.
Let me know.
No, no, no, no, no!
Very nice, Mota!
Ah!
There you go!
You should have done that.
I lost him to the ultimate.
Yes, I like that.
How did you do Mota?
Ah, yeah, bro.
I was trying to help you.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
Okay, what you gonna do here?
You should take the wave and reset.
Three more seconds.
So right here, you take the wave and reset.
You have enough time.
Play clear.
Play clear, Mota.
reset three more seconds so right here you take the wave and reset you have
enough time play clear play clear mode up
yeah I'm a fucking terrorist no I love you what happened nothing you saw this
girl arm this girl that I love just okay okay okay they're gonna come back
You should be good. All right. All right, once you have Bork you should be really strong
You know what Bork is? Yes, Bork is uh, very good very good poops
A hundred dollar a hundred gifted if you MVP this game
You get a hundred gifted the MVP. Yes. Yes
Mura, Mura, I'm gonna give you every single kill. You better lock in. I'm better than the camp. I'm locked in. I'm locked in
Let's go. You better see us better. You're not gonna get MVP. You don't see us better
But I don't think I'm gonna get MVP because I'm in the lobby that means I have to stop fighting
Yeah, that's kind of impossible at this state that's actually impossible I have to run it down, but I can't run it down
It's impossible MVP because you're already in that I'm playing perfectly
No, because even if you play perfectly at this point, it's just like you can't come back
somebody else who's playing perfectly.
When I'm coming mid after this wave, okay?
I'm coming to you, okay?
Okay, Daddy.
I'm coming now poof. I'm gonna take the stellar crime and I'll come to you mate.
But the galley is not here. I don't know where he is.
Don't hit the wave. Oh no no. See right there Muda.
Right there. You know he's probably gonna come back into the lane.
So right here you wanted to last here. You don't know where he is.
Now you have to shovel it because you already hit it, right?
So it's too late to go back.
Does that make sense? I'm here though. He's gonna bait him. Very good.
Bait him and bait him in. That's good. I'm here. I'm here. Go on, go on, go on, go on.
Shout him.
Yes, yes, yes, go on, go on.
Very nice. Come here, come here, Moly. He's gonna be over here.
Take the wave, take the wave.
Push the wave, okay? I gotta go top lane here. Push the wave.
I was not going to go in here or what?
Why does it feel very slow on my skin bro?
Shut the fuck up don't ping me bastard!
That's what I'm taking away, hold on I'm taking away, what are you pinging me?
You're good. I'm gonna come help you. I'm gonna come help you. Yeah, you come you come I can make them
I can get him
All right, open coming
I
Well pay attention to the map like the players already over pay attention if the players over there's no point rotating brother
What I'm coming back mid okay, I'm coming back
I'm coming back
You can play
I'm here, I'm here, I'm right behind you.
It's okay, I killed them both, it's okay, it's worth it.
No I killed one, right?
I'm not sure, I'm not sure.
Did you kill both?
Huh?
Did you kill both?
I think so, I'm not sure.
I'm trying to get you these kills, but sorry
So you got both those pills, are you fucking serious?
I'm trying to keep you alive. I'm trying to get you kills, but like you make you know how for me
Oh my god, well, I'm in your fucking diamond shitty ass fucking challenge your elo, bro
To be honest, they could be smurfing though, to be honest, they could be.
Okay, I'm coming back mid, okay?
jungle is so broken.
This role is so OP.
I'm like the door around the map just killing people.
It's so OP.
Such a broken ass role.
So broken.
What a lag, so broken.
I'm coming. I'm coming to kill mid.
I'm gonna just kill him, bro.
I'm killing him.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, Muta, go!
Where are you at now?
R?
I
Very good like that
Yeah, are you gonna get back to that you're ready to what?
Don't get it. Don't worry. Yeah, what does that mean?
Don't worry. It's okay
It's something called Hamza attack. Why am I bombing this thing in my ways? What? Why
why should I just take my my camp? what's wrong with her?
what? oh my god are you kidding me?
what's wrong with these guys?
Okay, I'm coming back mid, okay?
Yeah, I'm coming mid, bro.
So you see how the champion is pinging somebody who's legit carrying the game?
Yeah.
But he thinks he's right.
At that point, this guy's a retard.
So you gotta just mute him.
I just do this.
You know, you gotta do the-
This one, this one.
That's the one.
But you gotta just gotta mute him if you want to win.
No, look, everyone-
That's the one but you kind of just got a mutated if you want to win no look I really will
You ready?
Okay, you fly to fly what?
I was just looking for a game, but he just flies away. Okay
That's the way
I'm coming so right now the turret is gone so you gotta be careful more angle for the kids
But I'm here, so it's okay. Kill him!
Very good, Mudo. Very good, very good.
Keep pushing, keep pushing. You're good. I'm basically hovering you, okay?
Oh my god, what did I go off to? I'm the fucking...
Hensai virus?
Listen, so there are combinations in League of Legends that are like really OP, okay? There's mid jungle,
80c in support, top jungle, but the most OP one in the game is mid jungle.
Now why is that?
It's because the mid lane controls the map pretty much.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, hit the turret, hit the
turret, hit the turret.
You're taking, you're taking, you're taking, you're taking, you're taking.
Okay, run back.
You can get the wave and run back.
Run back get the wave get the wave
So because I'm hovering you I'm allowing you to get the wave and then you can reset because you don't want to leave the way
Then a good spot
Right okay
Oh my god daddy
Oh my god, I saved Wodla.
If I didn't spend my gold, it would have been fine.
But it's okay, that's okay, that's okay.
Anyways, anyways, that was okay.
But they had to use both their arms.
I didn't know what was that, I didn't know what he did.
He did like the kami, kami.
Yeah, so his ultimate basic comes up in the sky.
And he screams the fuck to you and your boyfriend Yone.
Who said that?
Uh, Purcellus, Galio.
I'm playing on stream mode, so I'm like looted.
You're shit.
Okay, we're not gonna lose this, by the way. We're not gonna lose this.
This is good. It's good. It's a good challenge for you, okay?
I'm not gonna, like, fully, fully try hard, but I want you to be able to carry this game, okay?
So, push up, mid lane, and then look for something bot lane, okay?
Now, the reason why I'm saying bot lane is because Dragon's about to be up in one minute, and we want to play for that.
okay
come on come on come on
fuck you're shitting everyone bro
what the fuck
okay
Okay, you can take this way. Take this way to get the turret. I'm gonna look for an evade
Keep applying pressure always apply pressure
You can get the turret don't be scared get the turret you're safe you're safe. I thought it is dead Lucian is dead, but you should be fine
So kindred are you know this uh this bird I think it's a bird. Oh, yeah
Yeah, so that shit
Face your ultimate anybody inside of it. Oh my god
Come here. I'm here. I'm here. We can fight. Don't worry. Come here. Come on. Come on. Come to dragon come to dragon now come poppy
You can walk into her walk into her walk into her mood up
You come dragon she's not coming so we do dragon so dragon is an object object
We don't want to give him a soul point soul point is when they get four dragons
when they stack up to four dragons each dragon spawns after five minutes you
know or eat alt on the Lucian
oh don't don't don't very nice motor
I
Like I like I want it
I don't know any of the characters
I don't know any of these characters
I don't even know any of these characters
I'm pretty bad, but I take it
I don't know what I'm doing
I can't even get that
You got a gig, I got a goop.
Yes, yes, yes.
Fuck.
I'm not here, I don't want to take my...
Bastard.
Why is everyone so strong and good in this game?
Um, uh, it could be because I'm a Marv, but it's okay.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
As far as he has no danger sense, that is true.
But the thing is, like, that's good, though.
I don't want him to have any danger sense.
Because if he realizes how, like, if he thinks that he's Macho Man,
he's always gonna go for plays.
Like, I am turning Mudo into a weapon.
he is going to be a retarded weapon who doesn't know the value of life which is
really good he's gonna be a tactical noob he's always gonna go in and go in
and that's a good thing or bad thing bro that is a really good thing because you
learn more like that I swear to God I'm coming I'm coming fight fight hey fight
I'm here keep pushing keep pushing move
Come here, I'm coming daddy
By the water nice water
Okay fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight keep it in you keep it in your mood up
Oh, that's right. That's right. That's okay. Nice try. That was a nice try. I'm getting that
I'm gay. I'm suck dick. I'm gay and I'm suck. I suck dick. That's okay if you want to but you know but like bless your heart
You still want for it. Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no. You did good. You did good. Actually you did good
You fought
And that's what matters actually
That's what you did good because you fought now. Are you feeling out how strong you are?
No, I don't know. I feel like I'm not that strong. I'm not gonna lie
I don't want this galio to win because he's talking shit about you, bro
He's talking shit. He's that I was talking shit. I let the scoreboard talk to you on who's galio
Talk your shit, bro, you won't let him say that to you personally. I would not know that
Was he personally? What was it birdie? Oh, is that where he is?
the galeo birdie oh yes
let's say your mom is in heaven I said I don't know you can just say your mom's
guy you know your mom's guy that's the best way you need to check this by the
way I can't say that's really bad bro I can't say that I don't know how you
You talk some furs just type shit and then not feel bad after it.
Did Naza have a type?
I almost have a type.
Keep going!
Very good!
Woo!
Very good!
Keep chasing!
Go up!
Go up!
I am!
Keep going!
I'm ult!
What the fuck is that?
Nice, Muro!
Big Eeeeeeep!
Big Eeeeeeep!
Don't know what I'm saying, bro.
Very good.
Okay, that's Kimberbark!
No, no, no, no, no!
Okay, go, go, go, go, go!
I'll talk to us out. I'll talk to us out. I'll talk to us. Go back in. We go back in. We go back in
I don't want walking back
Wait for one. Wait for one. No, no slow slow slow
Our top lane is a tank is playing like a pussy
That's a camps
Our tank is playing backline blesses off blesses off
here we're gonna play for dragon here I love this therapy she's so cute she's so
cute she thinks she knows what she's doing bless her heart
therapy and please silent you pleasant thank you no no no like they're like why
is he barking like you're playing it in chatter silent please know your place
it's like it's like a sage in in in in in off in off in in Valorant like what
You're playing safe, just throw the wall and shut the fuck up.
Please.
Your-your Volders not require any skills.
Quiet.
It's like they think they know but they don't know, you know what I mean?
A long off-water.
What just happened though?
Go on, go on, go on!
What just fucking happened?
Don't worry, don't worry, Poop. Don't worry.
What the fuck? No, like I just took my pants off and sucked my cock.
What just happened?
Ah, they used every bullion in there.
After the Jason party no bro. I wish I did
Maybe in another life. Yo, what do I sell an enemy has been slain
So what do I sell here stories play one second we're fighting we're fighting murder. I'll help you all soon. Don't worry brother
Don't worry brother. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm get ie infinity edge. Okay. Yeah, I got it
I got it. I got it.
You got it?
Yeah, got it.
Very good, very good Muro.
Very good, very good.
I don't know what I killed.
You did, you did, you did.
No, I didn't.
No, you did.
You really did bro, first time.
I was 6 or 8.
No?
No, you had 7.
You had 6, now you have 7.
Oh!
Come, come with it.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
Go go go go go go go!
I'm gonna turn right here.
Oh dude!
Nice!
You can try and trust the crosses.
Don't be scared.
A turret doesn't mean you can't ever kill them.
That was one shot.
It's like, just think about it like this.
A turret is like a girl with a boyfriend.
Right?
It doesn't matter, you can still score.
Fight!
Fight move!
Keep going!
I'm the game, I'm the game, I'm the game, bro!
I'm the man here, he's fucking gone.
Good shit, ass, good shit, ass.
Keep it good, 708.
Fuck your shit, yeah, XDD, XDD, XDD!
Yeah!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
AAAHHHHHH
YOU FUCKING BITCH
I'll fuck you AND your bird
uh-huh, uh-huh
what shit
yes, sir, yes, sir
fuck Gallon, you're a fucking birdie
birdie, like, I can't say it like this
why didn't you do this in class?
listen
Stanta was really coming to my lane greeking me
Easy, easy, easy
level 29 bro I can almost up my rank during the challenger bro you almost
you can almost play yo how long do you think it'll take for me to reach
challenger bro I'm doing a road to challenger series soon are you actually
that's about that I know yeah well I'm not sure I want to get the top rank and
every video so right now I'm running apex and after I get it in apex I'm gonna
move on to like maybe rocket league and then after rocket league I'm gonna pursue
this full time.
How many hours do you do?
At the rate I'm going, how long do you think it'll take?
And too long is never too long.
Because I'm going to be playing this game for the next 15 years.
How many hours do you think you're going to play?
Of league?
Yeah, I mean I-
When I fully start to pursue my journey to Challenger,
I will start doing anywhere between 6 to 8 a day.
3-4 years?
Well, you're four years your child if you really take it serious if you take it serious
If you don't take it seriously gonna take you like seven years
You think it'll take
Four years to get challenger blow if I take it seriously
If you're on the retarded side and you're just starting to play league L and you play six to eight hours every day
Probably like four years, but I think you have transferable skills, so it could be three
But why not like eight months to a year?
impossible why is that impossible though I don't think you understand the
levels to this shit no no it's nothing I don't understand it but it's you're
right I do not understand it but it's just like bro no you're gonna get you're
gonna get this this let me tell you this let me tell you this bro there are two
evils in League of Legends that are the pits of hell okay very very very hard to
get out of. You're gonna get stuck in Emerald and Masters. If you get out of Emerald and
Masters, then it's smooth sailing. But those pitstuffs are the hardest. For low elo players,
it's Emerald. For high elo players, it's Masters. Ready? Yeah. Now the reason why I say Emerald
Because like those are people who smurf who don't play anymore who was masters before and they have to play their placements
They think they're good because they were once good, but they have like some transfer skills
They are super toxic the NFK. They harass you they troll like you're just gonna get like
The titans over there. It's very bad very very bad
So, bro, three, four years, bro, it can't be like one year.
No, impossible.
I will put my whole soul in line, you cannot get challenge in one year.
No one can get challenge in one year of playing league, not a single person.
Why though?
Why though?
It's impossible.
It's literally impossible.
Impossible.
Can I not make records unbreakable?
No, no, no, no, I'm just being honest with you.
if I'm queuing with the best players and I'm also getting coached every day you
don't think it'll take one year no because you need to understand what
every champion does and the human brain cannot process these things at a short
time you can't process all these abilities like to be child to be even
masters everyone you in order to be masters you need to understand what
every champion does and some of the master players don't even understand
what every champion does still make sense they just haven't played against it
give it that the moment it's hard it that just means they're retarded no bro
bro do you know how many champions in the game and how many skills in the game
like 300 there's like 200 200 I think but you need to understand you need to
understand the cooldowns the timers of it that is just a one big part if you
understand what every champion does you'll get some masters but then once
Once you're masters, you start playing League of Legends.
You don't play League of Legends until masters.
People are low, you look because you don't know what every champion does.
Believe it or not, they think they do, but they don't.
That is just the cold truth.
So should I ever even start my series to challenge if it's going to take four years?
Three, four years, if you're locked in, yeah, but I, if I'm being honest with you, bro,
like you're a fast learner, yada, yada, yada, you're good, you're good mechanically.
I guess your, I'd say your goldish level,
goldish silver level, but yeah, like bro, the game is hard.
It's not easy.
The game is, there's a reason why the game is legit,
legit hard.
Everyone says it's the hardest game in the world.
After StarCraft.
Is it even worth it to like to even do a role
with the Challenger series then?
I think it would be very interesting
because like it's the most clouded game, right?
It's the most clouded game out there.
And to have that under your banner, it's like,
bro, you know people, you didn't know that people
literally put that under their job,
like they, even in job interviews, if you ask people,
like the interviewer, if they, if you mentioned like
league, like just something like that,
sometimes they even ask you what's your league rank.
I swear to God, I'm not even trolling you.
And if you say you're at like a high level,
it's cause you understand things like clutch moments.
I swear to God, I swear, I swear, believe me.
Well, I swear to God, I swear to God.
Well, I've heard this from multiple people.
People who graduated from like,
from like, maybe in college.
Yeah, maybe in Korea, bro.
Maybe in fucking Korea.
No, no, not in Korea, I swear to God.
They graduated from like really good tech colleges.
In America, I swear.
Like, interviews, sometimes you're league rank.
If you play it.
If you mention it.
Bro, there's a huge skill in playing league.
If you're good at league, you can be good at anything.
All my life, I swear to God.
Like, I'm telling you, bro,
Valorant is baby to this shit.
I know about four years of playing game at eight hours a day,
bro.
What the fuck did this shit is?
It's skills.
Name one game harder than league, not one.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, I don't know, Valorant seems,
or not Valorant, sorry.
League seems kind of fucking easy to me, bro.
I will put all my life savings, everything that you do not get challenged in less than
two years.
I'll put all my life savings on that.
At least three years.
At least three years.
The more rank do you think I'll get stuck at usually, if I talk about it?
Emerald.
You're getting stuck at Emerald and Masters.
If you can get out of Masters, bro, you're a hymn.
You're him, because challenger players also get stuck in masters, like even somebody like me, sometimes it'll take me days just to get out of 500 LP.
That's what I play ADC as well, it depends on your role.
But you're playing mid lane which is not a weak role.
So what if I download scripts?
Alright man, alright.
And you'll easily get it.
But here's the thing with strips by the way, you know, it's very easy to tell from a cheater and not cheater in this game, right?
Like it's super easy. It's not even, you can't hide it.
What do you think? I still don't even understand what that is. Do you want to play one more?
Sure, I want to play one more. But basically, strips are like, your movement is just not humanly possible.
Pretty much.
You know how when you see a boss play for you?
A bot pretty much moves for you. So you know when you throw your ability?
Yeah
There's an animation to it like it swings your sword before it hits
So the bot the moment that the animation registers in the game
Then it moves before the at the ability even goes out which is humanly impossible
So a human can't do that so it's very easy detectable very easy
Back then, there used to be a huge, huge scripting problem.
Nowadays, there's a problem like, you might run into a scripter maybe once every three
months, maybe once in a while, but since Vanguard, it's not really out there.
Because the only way to get scripts now and not get caught is if they sell it privately,
and then they do like a bunch of shit just to script.
Holy fuck.
You just get banned instantly as well.
get hardware ID banned so even if you were to play like anything else like if
you were to hop on any account from that you're just you're gonna get instantly
banned
so don't even think about it they don't they think that's just seriously they
start a hard-hardware ID banning all my own shit bro I'm not even telling you do
not fuck with Ryan when it comes to cheating no no well I'm serious I don't
I know I know I played that brawl literally rink on him and chewed I know I know I know I know
They even started banning like streamers, you know, they they hard-wired be like a streamer
No, they weren't cheating but like just for being toxic they hard-wired be banding like I said scary
He lost his job because he was he was toxic
You know Tyler won at first yeah, I know I know
How long our first was indefinitely banned now they started to push it out for even more streamers
Like they're really really cutting down on like toxicity
But they sit down telling you it's all for jokes. I don't actually want to do that, right? But
What's Tarzan?
Yeah, so Tarzan was the guy I got like indefinitely banned recently really?
Yeah, was he like a big streamer?
He was a really big stream like bro. He was averaging like 2k viewers
One to seal you to me up to me like I
I I find toxicity hilarious because I never take it seriously
But there was some shit that he would say that was like the legit bio like you would be like what the fuck
Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, like but I think he I didn't the reason why I got ban was cuz he told the rider kill him
So I'm sure like that like like he like he was legit calling him a pedophile
I think I think it was because he called the rider a pedophile something like that. I think I'm not 100% sure
Wait, just from water to back
Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me.
Sub-X
Yeah, I don't know but a lot of people are just getting banned. Like I'm scared for that. That's why I'm like I'm my best behavior
I'm a good kid. I'm a good boy. I'm I'm a good slut. I
Swear I'm a good listen right? I tell you to shut the fuck up. Yes, daddy. I
Shut the fuck up. I gotta be a good boy
Hey bro, you're a terrorist? Thank you bro, appreciate that. Welcome.
If Riot says anything, I'm submissive. I'm not fucking Riot. I love Riot. Riot games
the best. Welcome to Summoner's Ring.
They don't play. Yo, Hamza. Yo, bro, do you drink sports in water?
Mmm
To be honest yeah, I like sparkling water when I have like something like a heavy meal
No, but not really bro
Why don't you just sort of getting into sparkling water like all your water should be sparkling glass water?
So I have a mood in the chat. Oh my god. Wait, why?
To be honest, oh
That's is that's for rich people bro. What do you mean? That's the rich people bro. I don't got that money. Yes
you do oh my god are you are you are you high-class what are you calling the
tax bracket are you high class some shit what does that mean bro
child what are you calling tax bracket like high class some shit upper class
up class what's your time back here
yo oh my god fuck me bro attack how are you losing already all this are not
oh you're all they're very low came with us so much god
not a lot I'm pretty sure this champion like very tricky for you here's no
trick you don't like okay I'm gonna take the raptors look for a gankman okay okay
so this way is very bad because look what happens on wave look see the wave isn't
really bad spot I'll try and look for something maybe but he knows that he knows
that I'm playing with you so I have to be smooth with it
come here mudo, can you come ulti? come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
kill them let me kill them kill guy kill guy we're going can't I can't okay wait
it's all good it's all good I chunked your laner I chunked them out I kill I'm
sorry but but I can't it's just he has a moment I can't if I wanted to I could I
I would
Okay, I can be somewhere here. Okay, be careful
Everything about coming to America like living here and all America bro
I'm sick asses of the bro. Yeah
I've only been shooting for two years and I did this shit very seriously. It's like my life. It's more of like a
Like my viewers know bro, I did this shit very very seriously. That's good
She died with him today. I'm glad there's a lot of people
You know, I would say, you know, you're a pretty funny guy, bro. I love you. I appreciate that man. You too. Thank you, I really
That's nice, I still didn't answer the question, they can't.
Oh, what did you say?
Fuck!
I said, do you want to move to America or would you want to move to America?
America bro, I'm moving to LA so I'm just literally just, bro, don't go there, I'm telling
you it's not it.
Yeah, like your best bet no joke as a streamer your best bad streamer going to Texas
Yeah, or Texas for the taxes like I my plans going to Texas all the streamers are gonna be living down there
It's really good for tax write-offs
It's definitely streaming streaming friendly state pretty much keep houses big lot of collabs
Good community
But you don't have to hang out with your family sometimes
I'm listen if I go anywhere. I'm bringing my family. That's the thing about me. I can't go anywhere
I'm gonna be are you alone me like sibling?
No, I got so I'm the youngest of four. Yeah me too
Really? Yeah, I have my brother and then I have my sister and then my other brother
Hey, so you have you have say I have one sister and two brothers
So I got one brother and two sisters from the youngest it's very simple I can't I can't
leave any of them though I can't live without my family I might like like one thing about
me I travel all the time right I travel to Korea multiple times I'm coming I'm coming
One down, one down, one down, one down, one down, one down, one down, one down, one down, one down, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
Kite, kite bro, kite, no.
What does that mean, dredge, dive?
Here, here, here, here, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Bless you all.
You had a run there, so you were too low, you were way too low.
Right there, like you should know that you can't fight.
And I didn't see the vi HP, I probably should have told you, but I didn't even see it.
Oh my bad. I didn't really see the HP. I just saw them taking you.
You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're doing okay.
No, no, no, no, no!
But like what if he's smurfing too? Cause he's that Mooda.
Smurfing and sniping.
Huh?
Smurfing and probably sniping.
You think he's sniping? I don't know about that. Maybe.
He could be smurfing.
Welcome to Pyranos though.
Like me, I traveled to Korea, I think like three times.
I got Challenger there twice, which is really fucking hard.
Like bro, you know how you say, how long it takes to get to Challenger?
You know, all depends on the server you play on as well, right?
That's a huge, huge, huge difference.
So I would say like my tier one server right now is still Korea by far still not in close
Dude your dude servers is like M&E you and China
And the rest is just like
Okay, I'm I can look for something but after these camps okay, you're really low right now though
Yeah, I know I literally fuck why is this character so strong?
so she's very witty but she's too small the character hitbox is too small
you can really hit her
I'm coming I'm coming don't die don't die please don't die don't die don't die
I'm coming I'm coming what did she use did she use a hop ability yes yes yes okay
come here come here come here whoa what do you say come here like why why do
You see that
When do you just use me as bait
Like what would you have to be there's no way there's no way to not using me as bait bro you see me why speed
Do come here come here come here come here come here bro come here, and I just died
And then you clean up and it's just the same shit over and over again
That's it.
Never heard what Thanos said at a cost of something, whatever the price, yada yada yada
gaba gu gaba me.
You were that price, like I sacrificed my son for that jewel, okay?
Because you died, I gotta kill, which is worth it, okay?
What about me, dickhead?
Fuck you, man, let me carry the game, man.
Sometimes like it like this is an actual skill though like believe it or not. It's an actual skill sometimes
I realized you're not the kid
Another might hurt your ego, but you gotta realize that
You died twice so for your punishment. I gotta sack you like it's like it's like yo the guy on verse
He is just so fucking good. I'm coming pookie. I'm coming
Oh my god, fuck this.
That's enough League today. That's enough League, that's enough League.
That's enough League today.
Stop, just, bro, be patient.
No, no, that's enough League today, that's enough League.
Bro, you're just going in without me, man.
Wait.
Come on, blood.
my war against war is not yet grand-gage
an enemy has been slain
BAH BITCH come here
come here, come here what a-
oh she's boxing her, she's boxing her a little tight in the last
I'm gonna kill her right now
I just killed Yelena, you're welcome
you get a free wave and you get a plate, she's dead
yeah, you have a lot of time
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
Very nice! Very nice!
Very nice! Keep chasing, Mura! Keep this!
Here! Here! Here! Here! Here! Here! Here! Here! Here!
Keep chasing, bro.
You don't want to kill?
Mura!
What's up?
Help me!
Yeah, I'm helping coming.
You're hitting away! Move!
No, move!
Move! Like, like, okay, see what you just did there?
What did I do?
Listen, you didn't break Brad.
If he ain't break Brad, he faint.
I had one more fuck with my plate.
There's me and Brad both of us in the stove.
We both got fees and cake.
What the fuck are you saying?
Listen, you ain't break Brad right there.
I just gave you free shit.
And you ain't come help me.
You ain't break Brad.
Move
Oh man, bro, I moved I helped you help me
One for an hour. I can't do that. No, I didn't get a single person except you mood up. Well, you just miss
No, well, I said this keeps you this is a crime
Doing this crime
I'm trying to take it all it's all good. I thought you know that's not that I try to give it to you better. You know what I mean
Today is a good day to die.
Put up!
Yeah?
What made you want to start playing League of?
Jixi was doing a tournament for it, so I was like, you know what, let me aura for him, I'll cook and learn it.
Huh?
And then I kind of liked the game a little bit.
What aspect do you like about League of?
Cause it's like I used to play an old school moon skate back in the day, so I was kind of the same cooking.
So you think OSRS is similar to League?
Yeah, that's the first.
I mean, your clicks, like, the key to league is all about clicking fast, and I do see it.
Like, a lot of people can tell, like, how good you are, just on how good you click.
Like, if your clicks are precise, you'll know somebody's good.
Like, all two players are really good at the game.
Why someone question mark here?
Who the fuck do you think you are question marking?
Ah, when's my thunder?
That was the next item cleaver or a clip
I forgot what's the next item
Eclipse? Okay, stop
You're a loser
Shut up
No, no, no, no, no, okay. You see what you just did there. No, he's fucking question mark
Oh, what are these like random acid billiards this guy's doing like well, I've never played this character before ever
She's a sexy as bunny. You remember that she's a sexy bunny that character is sexy bunny
Okay, and she hops
Hops and hops for every kill she gets a kill she hops again
Then she hops again. She has a ultimate it hops
she's a hip hopper and it's makes it hard for yona to play cuz like you're your your
skills you want somebody to stand still to land your ability so it's a lot easier to
land what the fuck are you doing what get the fuck out of bro go get your ass in mid lane
why are you i don't know i was i was getting ready for like uh brother you you in the bushes
I was going to try to find some ants.
No I see that.
Kill the twigs, kill the twigs, get the fry.
Yeah, they just took the twigs.
Okay, you back, you back.
I'm here, I'm here poops.
Yeah, I'm ready to do it, you're going to beat me again.
No, okay, wait, just run, run, run, run, run.
Four people, four people, run.
So now you have the money, there's four people.
You know it's no mercy.
Let's do, let's do dragon, okay?
Oh, but like that's why like you get the hang of it like if you can click fast you'll die fast
But wait till you start realizing about a click when you a click you're gonna be a lot better
Eventually you have to like after the tournament if you take it seriously, I'll teach you a cookie
But that's like a that's like the next big jump learning how to a click
so you can never right click in this game you right click the dog shit always
remember that oh my god you did good then what are you did good you better
yourself listen being the bait it's okay you know that right
for this time i think i was on it
come on
exit exit game
alright that's it
that's it for today
that's it for today
you guys can't do that
you guys can't do that
well done
yeah
4 hours and 33 minutes of league
tomorrow when do you want training tomorrow
before the game starts
before the tournament
now listen bro
do you think
I think I'm going to win the tournament tomorrow.
I don't know the players, but it's all about the child player on your team.
Like, do you know who's on your team?
No, the two picks are tomorrow.
Oh, so who's, so is it all happening tomorrow?
Uh-huh.
So the draft is tomorrow and the game play is tomorrow.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Well, it all depends on which child you get.
I'm not gonna lie.
Some challenges are better than the other challenges, you know?
But, yeah, but it's on support, no?
Yeah, but a challenger player can win 1v9 every game, by the way.
On support?
Yes.
In an elo, like iron through diamond,
a challenger can win every game.
Really?
Most of the time, most of the time.
If everybody just listens to him, they just win.
Especially like Seraphine.
Seraphine is like really OP.
They said Enchanters, but you can play like Seraphine and win.
What?
Yeah.
It depends on which challenger, though.
You know that, right?
No, I don't know.
Like, let's just say a Tyler 1 challenger or a Me Challenge
versus a Tontes challenger.
Big difference.
One knows how to play Hecarim only.
Others know how to play others, right?
It's a big, big difference, OK?
But you'll be fun. You'll be fun. You can't play you can't play Sarah family or Seraphine apparently no you good
They said you could play in chance hers. It's a set of eight and chance hers. What in chance hers? I
Don't know but I think someone said they're banning Seraphine
Why Seraphine but support items only no damage
But they still will be
Okay, what are the champions? Do we know the champions? I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
Is it just still getting you bought it to this day?
Do we know the champions that is allowed are you in the tournament? No, I'm not in the tournament, but if Muto wins I win
I'm down for that actually and you know when we let a fucking win. I know about you better fuck
I'm ready
Yeah, you are okay. I think you're better than actual silver gold players, but they put you against a diamond like you're gonna get
Yeah, there's a diamond. We're gonna get a fried
Let me
If they put you against a diamond, but if you listen to your coach
If you listen to your coach, I will type out everything what to do. Okay, just look out for my messages
Have you have your good mods? Is that ping them? Is that legal? It should be I should be allowed
I'll tell you exactly what to do
Come on black listen for a tournament, bro
So is that allowed or is that bad because like I'm telling him how to win but
I have to be good to him to implement it it's probably bad probably not allowed
it'll say he's cheating low key okay all right how about I won't tell him how to
play I won't tell him why he's in game but the moment I see the champions and
the matchup I should be allowed to tell him what to do and that's it that's it
I
About the honest don't mood up like if you ask the John to play in your team
They'll tell you how to play the matchup as well true true. They should be able to yeah
Yeah, especially if you're like Tyler or Moe or no way or
Maybe double I think double should know as well. Oh
They should know true
Aloys I don't know about Alice. I don't know about Dante's I
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22
You know I turn 22 in three days right?
El Favreau
Happy birthday to you
That's my birthday, probably just stream
To be honest that's what I did growing up as well. You know I've you know the sad part don't murder. Don't do what I did
What? I feel like I
Like I feel like I'm bro. I age like fucking terribly
whatever you do stream do good do enough hours but don't don't like block
out your IRL life you know no that's kind of what I'm already doing bro I
mean that's not no yeah but that's it that should get that should catch us up
to you and get suppressing it's like now is like your prime time and you want to
you want to like grind and stuff like that but grinding is okay but have a
a limit to it you know set boundaries I just kind of want to just I want to be
one of the greats bro that's it I respect that I respect that I'm the same
way that's why I don't even be going outside I barely I barely like he's
40 bros just 26 yeah bro chill I am 40 I am 40 I am look at my head my age
like shit well did you go to the gym I mean why I got man boobs what the fuck
we got go to the gym bro I know grow your hair bro grow your hair too I used
to be sexy like if you looked at me like couple months ago I was sexy as shit I
went to the gym I was doing boxing I was doing jiu-jitsu I was taking like I'll
take care of my health but then it went to shit
I don't stream like 8 to 10 hours a day and then I'll just go to the gym and repeat.
Bro the gym is boring.
It's boring.
It's legit boring.
What do you mean?
It's for your health bro.
I know it's for your health but like bro just sit in there and just lift me up the fucking
waist bro.
Come on.
Like I'm out of the fight.
Like fighting is fun.
Fighting is very fun.
lifting shit is not fun actually it's not fun it's just the same shit every
time you pick I a push push push it just doesn't take your pants off and
you're about to eat a girl's pussy and she looks at you and you just see like
all abs and chest and there's no I can legit I can legit look ugly as shit
about it I have my tits out my belly coming out more than her her ass and
still bad don't matter how I got a look I promise you that it does not matter
Well, I would I want the girl when I had a girl listen when I had a girl you have you did you see what I used to look like no
Like if you looked at me you'd walk on the other side of the street. I swear. I was really really bad
like
Those are I looked really really bad back then. Let me see. Let me see. I used to look back in bed
Like there's a million there's literally an ugly emote people use everywhere. It was nasty. I was really nasty
Why were you that child back in the day? Where's the ugly emote?
Oh, yeah, there's this one.
Look at this one.
How bad could it be?
Oh, it was bad.
I was toothless, I was fat, I was braces.
Look at that, I'm all this.
I was missing a tooth.
So I had it impacted canine.
I got surgery on my teeth four times.
It was not good.
It was very bad.
Very bad.
You see that picture?
I will say that's one of my worst like when I'm not super fat, but then I was like super fat one point
But that's like that's different
That's what I sex
So you go ahead and do that. All right, Muda
Tomorrow time you're gonna get on
Tomorrow, what do you want one time you want to get on chat? What's it turn it tomorrow?
You just said 4 p.m. They can't I don't know if it's EST or PDT I
I think it's EST. Pretty sure it's EST. 4pm PST? Is that confirmed?
EST, sorry. But how does it 4pm EST and Jinxy goes live at EST?
I think you should warm up at 1pm EST.
How what's that, what are you saying?
Warm up, 1pm EST.
I'll set up an alarm.
I don't think I can sleep anytime soon.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm drinking coffee right now.
And I woke up at 4pm.
So we'll see.
How it feels, that's.
We'll see.
Anyways, move on.
1pm?
Yes, sir, down, down, 1pm.
1pm, I'm down.
Sounds good, sounds good, sounds good.
Who is Hayat's bash? You might be the dumbest retard alive.
What is that?
I have no idea.
Alright, anyway.
Alright, bro. I'll see you tomorrow.
You gotta warm me up tomorrow.
You gotta warm my cock.
You gotta warm everything up in my body.
And then we gotta lock it up.
Maybe not that far, but don't worry.
We'll get you ready.
We'll get you sturdy.
Alright, bro.
Well done.
You're just having me.
Take care.
Take care of your time, bro.
Take care, brother.
Take care.
Juicer here, love the streams.
I love you, bro.
Thank you.
I'm gonna be live tomorrow.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Ron.
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron.
And yeah, so we show ourselves for show. Don't know if we should anyone fall appreciate any bits make sure to sort of come
Exhibition mark calm and then also
Make sure to send stuff to the P. O. Box Exhibition mark P. Oh
You send some to the P. O. Box. We're opening it on the 20th. You go
So if you want to send stuff we're gonna open it on the 20th
Yeah, who should I raid who should I raid
I want to I want to uh Ron's not answering Ron's not answering for uh
I'm getting a little scared chat if I'm gonna be honest. I'm getting a little scared, bro.
I
Haven't found a house yet, bro
But you I think we're gonna go back to garage streams, bro, how much long how much long left
20 days bro 20 days bro 20 days
We have 20 days left, bro.
I don't even know what the law here.
I don't know, bro.
Just join core.
Just join core.
Yeah, bro.
Let me just fly a flight to LA and hop my ass and let me just, yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Yes, yes, let me just yeah, bro
Don't do that do that or be homeless, I don't know, bro. I don't know man. It's uh
I
We really do need a house though, bro
We really do need a house cuz I'm actually scared bro. I'm actually scared
Hey, Moonda in a bad bitch, and I want to fuck in 22 and I have a fat ass VIP me now
Session out of that house
The thing is, I want my next house to be a walk-in closet, bro.
Like, I want a walk-in closet, move into your hometown, Tel Aviv.
Like, I don't understand what you're trying to say, bro, genuinely.
Oh, Fundy.
With the tier one sub, bro, I love you.
You have 20 days left talking about a walk in the closet.
Don't piss me off.
Bro.
I just don't want to fuck.
Bro, I just don't want to move into a house
that doesn't have a walk in closet, bro.
I just really don't.
I want a walk in closet.
Very bad, bro.
Let's look at this house chat.
$4,200.
Are you struggling to find a house you like?
Yes.
Or just struggling to find a house at all?
A house I like.
You might need to stop being picky or just move back to Israel.
Bro, I don't live in Israel.
Fuck you, you fucking asshole.
Like, I just want to find a house that I like, bro.
I want to find a house that I like.
Like I don't want to keep jumping house to house every month. That's just every year
So boring and lame
You know, like I want to move into a house that I like feel like good in
You know
Like it's so I feel like it's very easy to move into a house
But I want it to be a good house
So stop renting which I the reason why I like renting though was because my house gets docked every like three months
So I could always move. I don't like living in the same spot for too long, bro
Fuck that. I don't like that, bro. I don't want anyone to know where I live, bro
Even if I buy a house if I just buy a house, I'm just gonna like rent it out to other people down the line
I'll never stay complacent in a house unless
Unless I don't even know bro unless
Guy thinks he's Agent 47. I don't know. Better safe than sorry, you know.
Should we be up on Valorant or Apex?
Apex. Ray was calling you. I know I called him back, but I think he's...
Holy fuck, it's 11 o'clock.
Why is it 11 and then they go to the gym I
Need to go to the gym chat and you go to the gym bro. It's most a big day
It's Sunday take the day off
So they did I did a
Lady and stream damn today was a big League of Legends day
shut up and make content slave like what like what do you like what you mean no
horror game not today bro I'm trying to just focus on league right now bro just
for today tomorrow is the last day I'll do league unless I love the game and
really come back to it but uh
You gonna buy this house? Yeah. Like, bro.
It's kind of literally thinks I'm a trillionaire, bro.
Like, what the fuck is that? Should we play one game of Apex?
I'm not gonna play one game of Apex and then get off,
because, Chad, I really do need to go to the gym, bro.
Ah, it's Sunday, May 10.
Jeez, Louise.
Six hours, you don't want it anymore, bro.
What do you mean, bro? Chad, I think we should go to the gym
to go to the gym to be honest actually I think I'm gonna go to the gym I really
do think I'm gonna go to the gym because tomorrow is gonna be a big day
because it's gonna be leaving shit like low-key
Muto what are we doing for our birthday? What do you mean? What are you doing?
What the fuck what are we doing? I'm just gonna stream. I'm probably just gonna stream
bro I'm so hyped for my presence are you retarded my birthday is May 13 L
Prince why bro can you fucking stop what is up with you guys look at my fucking
cock like genuinely bro oh my god bro stop fuck as long as you guys bro
Bro, it's looking at us like something wrong with you, bro
Yeah, okay, I gotta go
Spirited with the five gates that I love you so much more, God bless you.
Yeah, Chad, I think it's time to end stream, bro. I'm not going to lie.
Alright, uh, I would feel guilty, but I really don't. I'm not going to lie.
He's doing the time-waste segment to hit seven hours?
I'm not, bro.
Jack's a moral stream, bro. League of Legends, Jinxie Tournament,
Tri-Nult Valorant, Tinder Hinge, we'll figure out.
Tomorrow's gonna be a good stream. Tomorrow's gonna be a good day.
Tomorrow's gonna be a very good day, bro. I'm happy.
I've been lowkey locked in on these streams, bro. Streams have been honestly insane lately, bro.
Just insane, man. Streams have been insane lately, bro. Streams have been so insane lately.
Do more IRL?
Jack, IRL is hard in my city bro, I want you to understand that.
Second of all bro, I'm not really a IRL streamer bro.
Even though I do it good, it's not what I love to do unless I'm with people I love
to do it with.
You know?
Like, I know how to do IRL streams, I don't like IRL streams, I just don't like doing
them like solo.
Like, I want to be with like, you know, like, I don't know, bro, I don't know, bro, you
know, bro, I'm still at the beginning of my career.
I wonder where I will be in my career bro. I really wonder where I'll go bro.
Like to be honest bro, where I'm at with the amount of time I've been streaming is lowkey
like very lucky, but I also like worked really hard.
But I don't know, I wonder where I'll be in my career bro. The thing is chat, I'm a gamer bro,
I love gaming. I just love doing it. I just love gaming bro, but who knows bro, maybe because I'm
I'm still 21, bro.
Who knows, maybe I'll end up in LA,
maybe I'll end up in Texas,
maybe I'll end up in Florida.
Who knows, bro?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, though.
I know I said it 10 times a shim,
let's say it one more time, bro.
If I don't have sex tonight, bro, I'm cutting my cock off.
I'm a bitch, you know.
Jattamorro, Jinkseet tournament
League of Legends to be there bro all the hours I've spent in training in League of Legends will amount to tomorrow on top of that bro
What else bro trying out boundary without neon thank God there you go
My birthday's in two days ice man. I'm sorry my birthday's in three days ice man in four days
Yeah, I don't even know bro. I don't know I don't know
But I better be fucking some birthday sex
Birthday sex
I got to add stream bruh
I'm so fucking mad
you
you
you
you
you
What ray I'm gonna play a game or two with you bro fuck
I'm gonna play a game or two. Are you down for that?
Yeah, that's a thanks, bro. Yeah, but it's recently bro, but only for like a game or two
I gotta go to the gym ray I gotta go to the gym, bro
Fucking Jim do for you. Nothing. What the fuck stronger for what? Nothing, bro
What the fuck? How did they make any sense? How did they make any sense? I need to go to the gym to have a big dick bro come on.
Bro, so what you mean doing the gym? Lifting your dick?
Yes bro, lifting my dick, biceps, look at girls, bro come on.
Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay. Okay, two two fam, Cody.
You don't know what I'm saying fam.
Yo, yo, what? I don't know what my chest is. Apex ass.
Apex is not, you know, Apex is, what game do you wanna play, bro?
Brown... Apex, Apex, not Apex, right?
No, not Apex, bro. It's not Apex, not a fun, bro. It's kinda fun. I just got into Aolins, they're at the top right.
Why are you top so fast? I'm not Rekai.
Alright, my bad, my bad, my bad. I'll speak very slowly for you, bro. So do you wanna play...
I like that. Yeah, my shit, thirty-two percent, bro.
What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean, thirty-three percent?
cuz it's fucking downloading bro aren't you playing CS no I don't insult CS huh I
insult CS hey bro I'm actually 34 bro it's slowly bro it's slowly oh my god
bro you serious man your effects are not even down what the fuck bro yes bro
35% bro how fast you can't wait bro let me see Wi-Fi
Wi-Fi speed test
let me test it watch out only your IP okay okay it's gonna bet 250 oh hell no
it's bad i know it's not bad but it's like definitely not like the craziest in the world
in the galaxy in the world of the world yo yo yo yo you want to pay impacts of
stream yeah what game do you want to play on stream though huh what game do
you want to play on stream then
legend is fucking entry code of fucking day wait are you gonna uh what was it
gonna say brah I was gonna say but I don't know what the person to say uh this
Oh, are you in the league tournament tomorrow?
Oh yeah, tomorrow?
Yeah.
It's not tomorrow.
It is tomorrow.
It is tomorrow.
It is tomorrow.
It is 10th.
It's the day after.
It's on the 11th.
That?
Yes, it's tomorrow, bro.
Say I'm God.
I'm God.
You're trolling, bro.
Say it now.
Say it in yoga.
Say Wallahi.
Wallahi is tomorrow, bro.
You're lying, bro.
Line bro, but I'm not check the discord bro come on
Okay, check the term is tomorrow. Yes, bro
Check JC to it
Well, I feel like you're a gamer, right? I know you think I am bro. I'm a very big gamer, bro
What the hell J dad come on, bro, we can't do shit this but what the fuck what the fuck is this?
Yo, you see that, when you're watching my stream?
What the fuck is that, bro? Get off the stream.
Come on, bro.
Like, come on, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, it's...
Yo, how do you just scroll on Twitter with stream open, bro?
Are you dumb?
Because I'm not, bro.
I don't watch weird shit.
If you mean my shit's straight.
Bro, what the fuck?
You're crazy, bro.
I'm saying, bro.
What's up, Jinxie?
Say what?
Jinxie?
It's tomorrow?
Oh it is tomorrow?
Holy shit!
Fuck!
I told you!
I told you!
Oh my god!
I told you bro!
I told you!
I bet, bet, bet, bet, bet!
Lock in bro!
Make sure you warm up bro!
Cause if you're on my team tomorrow and you throw bro!
I'm gonna fucking took the fuck out bro!
Bro, I never played a game before bro!
I haven't done a game yet!
What?!
But, but listen, listen!
Listen, I used to play on the phone, like I used to play on the phone.
I mean, okay, bro, I hope they got it on my team, bro.
Oh, you know, you know, there's a game in Taiwan.
It's called a transfer to a dream.
It's the same shit.
So I know I basically know like what should I pay?
Like I basically know like how the game would you feel me?
Okay, but well, it's kind of definitely a lot different, bro.
No, no, it's the same shit.
It's like mobile.
That's it.
Yo, what language do you speak by the way?
Are you Korean?
Are you Korean?
So what does that?
What does that mean?
Taiwanese
Taiwanese
Mandarin
It's like Chinese
Do you know how to speak Chinese at all?
No, I speak Mandarin
But Chinese is the same shit
So if I say shi, do you know what that means?
Shixian
Yeah, do you know what shi shi means?
Shixi
Yes
Shixian
Shixian
Thank you
Yes
Do you know what nihao ma means?
Yeah, of course bro
What the fuck
Nihao ma
I'm gonna teach you something
Please
Okay, holy fuck bro, go slow bro
Oh, yeah, go
Yeah, what did I just say
only to fuck that's hard what did I just say
I mean I got big-ass nose
oh my I don't have a big nose bro yeah
embrace yourself bro what do you say bro if that's what we we embrace embrace
What's up, bro? Nothing wrong with a big nose, bro?
You can't fucking me. I still go on, bro. Yo, I heard you have a girlfriend
Yeah, how do you like I heard are you gonna get married?
I don't know about it. I'm too young right now, but I heard you got a reject. That's how yes
I did I did I did I did her name was Ashley bro. Wait, so you like Asia
Yeah, bro, like every race, but yeah, I do like Asians. That's good
I like you in the in the fried rice. You know
I didn't know I didn't know you're gonna come on, bro. You know, I'm saying
No, come on. Everyone likes a little bit of ABG's though. Come on
I say, bro, everybody was on a
yellow chocolate
Maybe not your little rice. You're like, yeah, if you never try Asian, you gotta try one time. Yes, bro
Yeah, it's fucking wet if you me Jesus
Hi, I listen my apex is ready
In the hop-up. No, no, I have to go to the gym bro. I have to go to the gym
Oh
For what I literally for what you gonna do? What are you gonna do for bitches? There's no bitches want you
So what's the point right now, bro?
Okay Ray, should we play one game- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE
RAY NO NO NO NO RAY.
RAY, because if I play one game-
A game on her bro.
If I play one game, Ray, then it's gonna be 11.30, and then we're gonna play more, it'll
be fucking 12, then I'm gonna go to the gym, I'm gonna come back, it's gonna be 12.30,
12.45.
Wait, what time is it right now?
What time is it right now?
It's 12 right now.
P.N.
Well, I'm a people-
What?
Bro, Jim?
Bro,
it won't hurt
if you don't go to Jim a day, bro.
What the fuck, Ray?
It won't hurt, bro.
What the fuck do you mean?
Bro, it won't hurt, so
pick
half of the games,
start wasting the fucking time,
half of the games, okay?
No, you-
you want the body?
You want the body for me?
It won't hurt.
It's not gonna hurt the body?
What time is it for you right now Ray?
11? I mean Atlanta.
In Atlanta?
Yeah
Wait, wait, bro. I'm so curious. I you just played game all day. Don't do IRL.
No, bro. I play video games and I talk to my chat
Cuz you like playing games, that's right. Yeah, I love playing games and second of all, bro
I mean, what am I gonna do IRL? I don't I don't I don't live in LA or anything
would you move though to LA you know a lot of people told me I should move bro
but I don't know I don't like I don't like fake people bro and I love my family
not about this one thing about LA like although there's a lot of fake people
there but you don't got to hand me out with fake people you feel me that's
just stick stick yourself to all to give me to real people bro and there's a lot
I
Mean that's low key true, bro. I'm not the library. I thought you were stupid, but what you seem very smart. You seem smarter than me
Because I'm Asian I
See
Yo, yo, um, so hop on game. Okay, stop the yapping
Listen that listen that hop on the game. Okay, okay. So I wonder are you playing one game?
Okay
One game I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Okay, wait apex. Oh, yes apex apex
Yes
I piece of her bro
It's normal pasta away is wait. Oh
Yeah, there is pasta
My
Yeah, I know about all that people died for the pasta
I'm a guy pasta and a fries, but the fries so good. Okay, that's not good
And I'll park at I'm a chicken water. I'm gonna stay. I must stay healthy today, bro
Oh my gosh, I got some breastache. I think it's free though. God, I think $29 for all that
Tip $3. I don't care bro, but I come from Asia, bro. I don't do fucking tip, bro. I'm sorry, bro
I dance to no tip
But if you if you from Asia, no, bro
Nobody give tip over here, bro
If I respect him bro, if he give him tip, then basic mean, he say you are poor, okay?
If he give tip to the Asian, they will look at you as weird, as weird.
With the tip over there either, you're mainly, what you got over there bro?
Beside like ice and I fucking, I don't know, some fucking seahawk.
What you got in Switzerland, Switzerland bro?
What the fuck, you're a Mooda stream for Subbram, you're watching my stream, how your boy is feeling bro?
How everybody feels so far bro? Emotionally, emotionally, mentally, emotionally, physically,
spend one of your boys, spend two of your girls, spend two of your ladies boys, spend four if you like grandma's.
I think if I add rice gone for a stream, it will pop out.
i think if i text rice gone for like yo there's one you want for for for stream purchase
i think it can pop up rice pub yeah i got rice pub bro okay you know him well bro you've
been clipping for him for i don't know for how long
It's like sqc they got btc for days chat. What does rice come to right now? He just retired
Why?
Why would it take so long?
Oh, vape.
Raveny Foo.
Semi-automatic mode.
Retire Rift Guy.
Don't use APX.
That's it.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
What is it?
What is it?
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Huh?
I'm a banger bitches, bro. Yo, is he any time isn't a chap, bro?
If you're telling me to spend one if you are American spend to you if you other the other place spend three
Huh
When be her huh, okay?
Alright, bro. What's your name? I bet yeah, what's your steam?
Steam. Wait, Muda, do you play games often off stream or not?
Not really, because I just stream like 8 to 10 hours a day every day.
So I probably just...
You're grinding.
Yeah, man, I try it, bro, I try.
Wait, wait, wait, so how the fuck your LAN role count your creeps? I still don't get it.
Huh?
What happened?
Hello?
Yeah, what'd you say?
Oh
Yo, who's your favorite?
that blazing drink is reasonable drink okay I invited you bruh I said to you wait
I need a step yeah just accept it oh yeah I see I see oh my oh how do I invite
you though wait I'm a US East one I bet you're not doing pay apex you're offline
I'm not. Hold on. I'm just crossing.
What the hell?
I can't skip this.
Hello?
What the fuck?
You can't skip this thing.
Hold on, Spade, you don't think I'm lucky.
FaceTime Drake.
Oh.
Drake does not know you.
Bro, I'm on the wrong phone. I'm on the wrong phone.
Hey yo yo, your mother watch, watch. Hey Siri. FaceTime Drake.
I can't hear you. You have no suppression on you.
Hey Siri. FaceTime Drake. FaceTime Drake.
I
Don't listen to your stupid ass wait wait wait wait. Hey Siri face time Drake face time Drake
Told yo yo
Told yo
No, you're not bro. Yes, you are not fish. I'm a drinker. Yeah, yes
watch
Hey Siri
Hey Siri
FaceTime Drake. Hey Siri
Yo, are you retarded? Get the fuck on Apex
All right, I'm on Apex
All right, I'm on Apex you fucking
Hey listen
I'll buy you a lollipop of that fucking face, bro.
He's...
You're not even online!
You're not online, it's just offline!
Oh my god, bro.
Chay, how do I fix this shit?
Aww!
What's your tag?
Alright.
I don't know.
Chay, how do I find out his, uh, his...
How do I find out his account?
Wait, okay.
Are you online on Steam or are you appearing offline on Steam?
Why don't you wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm actually cuz you don't let me add you on steam
Why did you not add me on steam? It don't let me act me on steam. I don't know. Just send me a call. Send me a call
I got you. Okay
Your house a Jason party, huh?
I was a Jason party. That was good, bro. Oh my god
Do you got any girls?
I wish bro, I wish, no bro, but all of them, no bro
Wait, are you gay?
No, I'm not
No?
No?
No bro, I'm not gay, I just didn't get any girls bro
Fuck, I'm so mad
You guys can sing in English, you see?
Yeah, I got it, here everybody
I see, I see, I see, I see
Oh
Selim's way nice nose
Now you do have a nice also, okay, really?
Yeah, for sure
When you play like when grew up do you play ball when grew up like boy?
Like ball. I do hope yeah, of course, bro. I love basketball
What are you doing?
Are you ready?
I'm nice?
Oh I'm nice bro, I'm nice bro.
See what I am.
What are you?
I'm nice bro.
Play me one more.
Bro, I'll kill you.
Bro, the ATL?
ATL?
Where's the skill?
I'm still asleep.
What?
What did you say?
Where's Atlanta?
Yeah, yeah, Atlanta.
Is that where everyone lives?
Yeah, around Florida.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
oh
yeah
what the fuck is he doing in Atlanta?
is there a lot of streamers in Atlanta?
what?
what?
some of the chests in Atlanta is a war zone
no it's not
Georgia bro bro
Georgia bro
Georgia bro
Georgia bro
Georgia bro
Georgia bro
Georgia bro
It's fucking nice out here, bro. Where there's nice everything's nice, bro
Back to the area, bro. I I I won't say that, but it's nice
Yeah, I want to move out of here. Oh, you want to move out of here you want to move out of Atlanta?
Yeah, but I can't
I mean you like you like a label
Yes, cuz the food I'm Asian. I love the food. Oh, I've even a career town
Yes, I live from there. Every time I go there, I live from there.
Let's make a choice.
Let me show you how nice I am.
Yes, bro, show me how nice I am.
Yo, yo, yo, the train machine is over here, bro.
Wait, move over there.
Like, you just closed the door on me.
I'm sorry.
Give me a gun! I need a gun!
I need a gun! I need a gun!
I need a gun! I need a gun! I need a gun!
What the fuck? No ammo! I got no ammo!
Punching! Punching! Punching! Let's see.
Is it rigged?
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I need help, I need help, oh, what the fuck.
Run, run, run, run, run.
Run, run, run, run.
I hear him on me this way.
I hear him on me this way.
Yo, where's that chow in the alley?
I need to recharge my shield.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't have a gun what do you mean do is move that fall bro
I'm gold one I'm silver one come on fuck that shit fuck that shit fuck that shit
You mean fuck
Well, I'm doing a road to predator if I do if I play with you. We're gonna lose all our numbers
Yo, I got yo if it bro. I'm nice. I'm kidding. Yo, if everyone at all pay a picture. Let me know I'll be down really
Yeah, I didn't know you were a gamer like that bro. I thought you were like an IRL streamer to check
My big gaming Cuba. Really? Wait full day with Sava
Let me see
how Sabah looks like
who is Sabah? I wanna see Sabah
I don't know my friend is doing a pool day with Sabah
who is Sabah?
uhhhh
bro is scared to play ring when he just cheats
that's not saying bro, I'm not a cheater
oh my god
Let's play apex off string 20. Are you nice?
Yo, can't teach me oh, oh what have you got cuz I can't cheat on that. I don't want to win
No, no, no, bro strong. I was throwing a mood. Did you say?
I'm not holding on that sheets
Let's see how it's so many teeth. I see it on the guy works. I'm gonna give Mooder a VIP
I don't get it. I don't get it. I'm not a gamer bro, so I don't care how cheap I'm gonna be a cheater, bro
Chaisa better to have a round head or a long head like AJ has a simple long head and I have
Look up like a vertical head. What's better?
I
Do ever want to be in my streaming group. No, I don't think so. What about you? Well, you're already in one
Yeah, how do you like that bro? You don't like your private space. I feel like I'll reach out with
It depends on your own it depends like the people you like the people you're around already like
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, fuck it. They're my bros, but like if you're me
It's not too much
If you live with him, bro, oh, you're sick and be gone
Open the ring
over here what the fuck is that?
chat what guy is the best gun in ethics right now?
what the?
oh shit shit shit I got it
I got it I'm gone
oh my god
I'm saving the day I got it
save the day, pretty cool, we still save the day
I'm not even done.
Am I just-
Bro, right right here.
Whoa, babe, whoa, babe, come on.
We're getting sniped, I don't get it.
Oh come on, Muda.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yes, thank you, IRL.
You want to pay one more now?
One more, bro. One more. One more.
I want more, bro. One more.
I want more more more more more more more more more
If I lose again, I'm gonna go and see it
I'm gonna go and see it
buy some packs
Oh shit, is this good?
Oh shit, oh my god
Oh my god, I slept in the door on you
Oh my god, I slept in the door on you
I'm so sorry, I heard you say something
I'm not meant to sleep in the door on you
But what did you say?
No, no, no, what did you say?
I don't know what you said
Oh yeah, of course
I got you anytime
L.A. streams are fucking crazy, bro.
Ray, have you ever had a... Ray, what's your body count, bro?
Uh, six.
That's a good number, bro.
What do you mean?
That's a good number.
Uh, how about you, bro?
Seven.
Yeah, man.
I know.
We're getting up there, bro. Are we whores?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, seven little none of that
I mean, let me out thick is clean bro thoughts I know you can tell you got a print date
Do you wrap it up?
Like I wish all condoms. Yeah, of course man. You're one. No kiss. I'm you don't want no Google Gaga
Wait
Really? You use hand-ups?
Are you a-
Yes?
I- I- I- I- I'm lying. Sometimes not.
Alright, you gotta control it. You gotta control it. Thank you, bro.
That's a- that's a technique, bro.
We're able to come and gotta put it out.
Is that bad?
No, that's what I do.
Okay.
bro wait wait wait when I 20 20 20 21 and I turn on three are you playing apex
yeah back in the day let's let's say apex prime everybody was playing apex covid yeah yeah that
was fun bro I miss out back I miss out days wait how are you bro I'm trying to master okay I'm
trying to go 20 to 20 days yeah good for you bro happy birthday by the way bro how are you
I'm 20.
Oh, then you're young.
We're the same age, which I mean we are.
If you're in the same, we literally in the same grade.
Yeah, but you're not 21 yet.
Oh, about it.
Here we go.
I see him there.
Going up.
Oh, my God.
You're hoping no...
You're trying to try until he's ordering you?
Oh
Nooooooo!
No way man, catch it, catch it, catch it!
No? No?
Live bruh, okay, we're gonna get a good run okay?
Haaaaaa
Should we play one more?
Should- ah, that's one, that's one, that's one
Ah, last one last
There is no way though!
Moodler is no way!
What?
Open the hatch!
No one is playing with us!
Oh, what the hell?
Bro, how the fuck are we losing this bad?
Oh, I see why.
why why bro I see why no because bro my settings run high what you mean my
sentence were high oh okay ready they do us maybe yeah we should play we don't
have do what what they don't have do this I thought you can close out like
only us two they do is slow they say they do
I
Gwan Mao gank gwan Mao who is Gwan Mao
All right, the pink little bit man. Hi, bro
One way the Tietu I
I
Oh, what's it? We can oh great go?
What's it? We can go now? What's it? Okay?
Oh
Of course
You are my budget what the fuck
You are my put your own I'm some good website. It's called j a b le order to pin his bad is
I
Me this land here was a website called J.A.P. I mean friends. I hate killing
We go a high-speed job you did your your your meaning
My last game on your life
Oh
Why there's so many people here bro
I don't know why.
It's so many people here, bro.
Wait, wait. I'm scared. I'm scared.
Stay here. Stay here.
What are you?
You're cooking. Run, run, run.
Okay, run. Run, run.
Okay.
I'm running this way. This way.
This way. This way.
Look at this way.
Oh, my God.
People here. This way.
What are you?
I need you. Open it, open it.
I'm down, I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
One, one, one, one. Oh no boy!
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
One on, one on.
I'm down.
I can't, I can't.
I can't.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, I'm sorry. The ring fell.
I'm gonna get you. I got you. I got you.
It's mine!
Just buy my banner. Just buy my banner. Buy my banner somewhere else.
Just buy my banner. Buy my banner.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a W-Mail. W-Mail.
I'll never let you go.
Just buy my banner somewhere else. You can buy it. You can buy it.
I
This game is shit, bro fucking shit that's game, bro
This game is fucking ass, bro. It's fun to cheat us bro. It's punch a moota, bro
What? What do you mean, bro? I'm not fucking cheating. I'm at the place you're off stream, bro
bro no fucking way bro
one more one more one more one more
should we play one more?
no no no more no more no more no more no more no more
okay oh see us
no no I don't even have to see us install
knock so with the fucking 50 sub
knock so with sub 1
appreciate you bro appreciate up sub
what?
appreciate with the 50 gift
I appreciate it. Appreciate it. I appreciate it.
I'm all I want to see you with the 10 gift. I think so much.
All right. Yo. Listen, bro. I gotta go. I gotta go to the gym.
I gotta go to the gym. All right, bro. You be safe, man.
Listen, Ray. I'm gonna see you tomorrow in the in the league tournament. Yeah.
Yeah.
You down? You down? Actually? Yeah. Actually.
What do you mean? What do you mean? Tomorrow? Are you down?
Now what? What do you mean?
I mean, being a tournament. Yeah. Tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah
Oh, fun you the street one get the ladies much more. God bless. All right, Atlas. I love you guys so much
I'm gonna go to the gym
Take care of yourself love yourself
Yeah