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mooda

05-12-2026 · 10h 58m

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[00:03:00] The funny bath

[00:03:02] My city love me like the college running bath

[00:03:05] Pack a bag, you're gonna understand where I'm at

[00:03:07] Took you from the hood and I could never get you back

[00:03:10] I just wanna let you know that someone love you back

[00:03:13] All the catalans like I'm steady belly bath

[00:03:16] But the culture I'm in right now

[00:03:19] Is like a bull in my head

[00:03:21] listen bro listen you don't want to fun in the money no child listen bro listen

[00:03:42] Listen listen wait

[00:03:50] We check yesterday was already pixels birthday

[00:03:56] Yeah, your name yeah, your name say wallahi

[00:04:02] happy no one I how do I say this to only how do I say this to only happy late

[00:04:23] I'm gonna say happy birthday

[00:04:28] Happy birthday. I love you more life

[00:04:33] Take care of yourself

[00:04:37] God bless you. I

[00:04:41] Hope you live to

[00:04:45] 120 years old

[00:04:47] What's good moodity? We're gonna have a good stream today like always

[00:04:51] Also DM me if you want to buy some apex scripts mood her. I got good ones for you

[00:04:59] Generally generally generally go fuck yourself or generally generally generally go fuck yourself, bro

[00:05:04] Chat now if you don't know I

[00:05:10] Don't know if y'all know this

[00:05:13] But I got a bigger stream deck also

[00:05:18] There's so many more buttons, bro

[00:05:21] I wish we put on our stream deck. I don't know what to put on our stream deck. I

[00:05:26] Don't know what to put on our stream deck, but so far

[00:05:33] Also, bro chat. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. Yes chat. Yes scripts

[00:05:40] Wait Melvin, are you not a sub?

[00:05:47] All my life I'm an unmodded

[00:05:49] WALLAHIAMANAMANI

[00:05:54] Fuck is this yes, I'm broke it ran

[00:06:19] Chats tomorrow is my birthday tomorrow is my birthday I turn 22 tomorrow bro I turn

[00:06:40] 22 tomorrow bro what presents are you getting us?

[00:06:47] Like what do you mean bro? What are you saying bro?

[00:06:53] Generally generally what are you saying bro generally? What are you saying?

[00:06:58] Generally, what are you saying bro? It's my birthday bro now listen? I got you a new script mood

[00:07:05] Now chat listen bro, what are y'all gonna get me for tomorrow's birthday bro listen

[00:07:17] Yeah, I'll take listen. I'm gonna tell y'all what I want, okay?

[00:07:22] All right, I'm gonna tell y'all what I want. Okay, I'm gonna tell y'all what I want. All right

[00:07:26] I'm gonna tell y'all what I want. Let's see here, bro new

[00:07:29] document what I want for my birthday. Alright chat, this is what I want for my birthday,

[00:07:39] okay. Alright, this is what I want for my birthday. Alright, this is what I want for

[00:07:51] So first of all, a Lambo, okay?

[00:07:58] Chat a fucking Lambo.

[00:08:01] I will take a Lambo.

[00:08:02] I will take a Lambo, okay?

[00:08:05] If there's anyone in my stream

[00:08:07] that wants to get me something, a nice Lambo.

[00:08:12] A Rolex.

[00:08:15] Yes, bro, yes.

[00:08:17] A Rolex, bro, a Rolex, okay?

[00:08:21] All right, a house

[00:08:25] Yes, sir

[00:08:27] Yes, sir. Hey if someone wants to get me a house

[00:08:32] Bro go for it, bro. I'm not gonna stop you. Are you going to do a party in LA for your birthday?

[00:08:38] Or are you a broke boy? I am not flying the LA just my birthday bro. Fuck that. I need a stream, bro

[00:08:44] A lambo a Rolex a house. Okay now humble gifts now

[00:08:49] humble gifts now 1000 gifted chats for my humble gifts

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[00:12:00] Think to yours tomorrow for the party ill bring the oil and girl money back with the party

[00:12:06] One bit

[00:12:08] Valley with the one bit

[00:12:12] Like what is this clouds with the follow

[00:12:16] Jonathan with the one bit

[00:12:18] Confinement with the one bit

[00:12:21] Logs with the one bit monkey with the prime self. I love you so much. God bless you

[00:12:28] Bagelow Bagelow the prime self. I love you so much. God bless you

[00:12:33] Yo, can y'all stop gifting bits, please?

[00:12:37] Can y'all stop gifting bits, please?

[00:12:40] Can I get some so this is my birthday?

[00:12:46] Thank you

[00:12:48] Well, well, with this little one's self,

[00:12:54] May all the two of us go,

[00:12:56] I love you so much.

[00:12:58] Start with the band!

[00:13:01] Start with the fucking band!

[00:13:04] End your blade with the one's self.

[00:13:08] Thank you so much, boy.

[00:13:09] I love you guys so much.

[00:13:11] Robby with the vibe!

[00:13:16] Thank you for my birthday gift bro!

[00:13:19] Thank you for my birthday gift bro! I appreciate you!

[00:13:23] Check the weather check it it stop stop!

[00:13:28] God bless you bro!

[00:13:30] No more for the crime take me!

[00:13:32] Old school was here with the crimes here once some of us got blessed!

[00:13:37] No old school!

[00:13:39] And JXD!

[00:13:41] Just a burr in my ass whenever you want to!

[00:14:16] I give you permission to fuck me whenever you want to bro, I love you.

[00:14:21] Hollins with the prime stuff, I love you so much, God bless you.

[00:14:25] Yo, I know everyone that wants to follow.

[00:14:28] Follow now.

[00:14:30] Denyze you to follow.

[00:14:32] Thank you, yo, yo.

[00:14:34] Yo, if one more person sends a fucking one-bit donation, I'm banning you.

[00:14:37] I'm so serious.

[00:14:38] If one more person sends a fucking bit donation, you're getting banned.

[00:14:42] All right, surely not only no, but the follow thank you,

[00:14:49] large angel of life of the follow thank you,

[00:14:51] see me with the follow thank you, bro,

[00:14:54] so do do do do do do do the follow thank you,

[00:14:56] how to do then I do with the follow thank you very much, bro,

[00:14:58] one one seven seven the follow thank you, I appreciate you,

[00:15:02] thank you so much bro, chat once I'll tell you this donation.

[00:15:05] Turn that music off.

[00:15:07] I'd rather die than ever see you be happy a day in my life,

[00:15:10] Your smile fills me with so much anger and rage.

[00:15:13] I just want to break my monitor.

[00:15:17] It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait.

[00:15:20] And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say.

[00:15:22] Oh my God!

[00:15:24] Old school was here with the five gifted!

[00:15:27] Old school was here with the five gifted.

[00:15:30] I want to have sex with you.

[00:15:32] Thank you.

[00:15:34] Chah, I should stop saying that.

[00:15:36] Well, I should stop saying that

[00:15:37] because what if someone's like 13 years old

[00:15:39] and donates, bro?

[00:15:40] I don't wanna get banned, bro.

[00:15:42] Muda, I'm a miner, by the way.

[00:15:44] All right.

[00:15:46] Snowman with the one gifted sub.

[00:15:51] Snowman with the one gifted sub.

[00:15:54] Um, yeah.

[00:15:57] Yeah, Snowman with the one you said.

[00:15:59] So then fuck you and fuck your shitty ass one sub.

[00:16:02] You can keep this shit to yourself next time.

[00:16:04] Fuck you and fuck your shitty ass one sub.

[00:16:08] Jack, type one if Muda changed.

[00:16:09] You'll get 100 gift subs if you finally change the big ass nose off your face.

[00:16:14] That's how one of them would have changed.

[00:16:16] That's how one of them would have changed.

[00:16:17] Y'all are so annoying, bro.

[00:16:21] Shut up, dude.

[00:16:22] Shut up, dude.

[00:16:23] Shut up, dude.

[00:16:25] Now!

[00:16:26] Anyway, bro, how is everyone doing chat?

[00:16:29] Tell me, bro, chat.

[00:16:30] I want to know if you chat.

[00:16:31] Type one in the chat if you slept good last night.

[00:16:34] True in the chat if you slept like ass.

[00:16:37] in the chat if you're off an all-nighter, 4 in the chat if you're horny, 5 in the chat

[00:16:43] if you gooned or had sex last night.

[00:16:46] Shut the fuck up and entertain us dance monkey also your nose is huge.

[00:16:51] Also hey I'm selling a skeet invite for $100 let me know thanks.

[00:16:59] The skeet?

[00:17:00] Undetectable?

[00:17:01] On Faceit?

[00:17:02] Nooooo!

[00:17:03] I'm trolling stuff!

[00:17:04] I'm trolling, I'm trolling stuff.

[00:17:06] All right, wallah. Hey, I'm trolling the girls in up with you three months. I love you, bro. God bless you. Yo listen anyway

[00:17:11] I was oh, yeah six in the chats

[00:17:14] Chat six in the chat

[00:17:17] If you love your mom seven the chat if you love your dad

[00:17:22] Eight in the chat if three's Frank is a bitch

[00:17:27] pussy

[00:17:29] All right

[00:17:31] nine in the chats

[00:17:33] if you love yourself 10 in the chat if you miss your ex 11 in the chat if it's

[00:17:40] fuck your ex 12 in the chat if you woke up break this fuck hard if you really

[00:17:47] have or you would challenge its timmies to a race on his rank one in six games

[00:17:52] marathon the thing is bro the thing is Jim I thought about that but the

[00:18:01] rank one games that he's already talking about I honestly already hit rank one of

[00:18:06] like 90% of the games that he was talking about bro I thought about it

[00:18:09] though I thought about it like Val already hit rank one CS already hit rank

[00:18:15] one Fortnite already hit unreal yeah with cheats type 13 in the chat type

[00:18:28] 13 in the chats if you woke up ripped and hard 14 in the chat if you woke up on

[00:18:38] your period and this is a rare rare pull but type 17 in the chat if you're

[00:18:47] ovulating this one's a rare pull but type 17 if you're ovulating yo okay so my

[00:18:57] entire chat's ovulated. So my entire chat's ov- how does that even make sense? Yo, yo Frank,

[00:19:06] you're a dude. Dudes can't ovulate, dumbass. What did you get from Starbucks? Amber? None

[00:19:16] of your business, Amber. None of your fucking business. Don't ever ask me what I got from

[00:19:20] Starbucks ever again, alright? Matter of fact, you see something like that again one more

[00:19:23] time. I'm taking your mod away and I'm taking your founder badge away. The never-since

[00:19:27] Like that again, okay, that's

[00:19:37] I got I got grande iced latte

[00:19:43] Had a grudge chat chat type one of LA change me now

[00:19:47] What are we gonna do today chat as you guys can see in the chat? We're gonna do reacts

[00:19:53] Then we're gonna find my wife on hinge

[00:19:56] Then we're gonna try the new Valorant update because I haven't played Valorant in I think four weeks it feels like okay

[00:20:04] Road to Predor and apex legends road to Predor

[00:20:10] What do you think about doing a Pokemon newslock if you're a real gamer you do it what's doing a Pokemon newslock?

[00:20:18] I don't know what that is. I'm gonna be honest

[00:20:20] Muda, aren't you already a predator? No, bro, no. No, I'm not. I'm not a predator.

[00:20:27] No, bro. All right, anyway, then maybe if we have time, legal legends, chat. And maybe,

[00:20:34] maybe, maybe if we have time, legal legends. All right, maybe if we have time, legal legends.

[00:20:41] All right, well, legal legends. Maybe if we have time, legal legends, legal legends, okay.

[00:20:44] All right, now, no siege, not yet, bro. Chat, I want to get Apex predator first.

[00:20:49] And then after that after apex fighter will want to ramble succeed champion

[00:20:55] And now for the people I said mooda aren't you banned? Yes. I'm going to literally ban evasion

[00:21:00] Fuck yes, I'm gonna benefit my way to champion now. You might be saying what is that to us on Twitch?

[00:21:06] No, I asked I asked and the guy said no, it's not so hey mooda

[00:21:12] I just wanted to recommend that you get into chess if you need a stock fish evaluation browser

[00:21:18] As an extension cheat let me know, but yo, I shall be fine since you have an extra brain in your nose.

[00:21:25] Why did that rhyme, bro?

[00:21:27] Why did that rhyme?

[00:21:29] Muda, play Emily wants to play?

[00:21:33] Muda, add this to your soundboard.

[00:21:36] I'm gonna give you one minute timeout frame, go fuck yourself.

[00:21:49] Alright, anyway, uh, okay, can we kill him?

[00:21:57] Alright, let's open up some reacts, bro, let's open up some reacts and see what's going

[00:22:01] on, man.

[00:22:02] Let's see what's going on, man.

[00:22:03] Let's see what's going on, man.

[00:22:04] man see what's going on man how am i girlie is doing today bro mount girlie

[00:22:10] river Lee Maddie how are my girls doing today bro type on if you're a girl in

[00:22:14] the chat type on if you're a girl in the chat type one if you're a girl

[00:22:20] what Maddie what is this emo

[00:22:24] what is this

[00:22:28] You got that shot

[00:22:38] Yo mods, can we please delete this

[00:22:41] Mods, can we delete this like what the fuck is this can we delete this what the fuck is this?

[00:22:50] Like what is that bro?

[00:22:52] When I get through okay, oh, I'm gonna go quick

[00:23:00] Even though you're a filthy cheetah

[00:23:07] Fucking pussy type one if Lorda has progressed no top ten slowest Asians have ever seen in my entire life kiss

[00:23:12] I'm like about any of it. I wish I'm a lot of fucking retard. Yeah, be any yo

[00:23:16] Yeah, you're allowed to be any slower if you want walla. No, no walla honesty. Oh, yo walla jerk who you could have been

[00:23:24] Any slower if you wanted to like what I wouldn't have made a difference

[00:23:28] You're honest. You can't do it in one hour later. I don't think it would have been a difference

[00:23:32] fucking retard

[00:23:34] Love live Israel. What is this?

[00:23:38] We all love

[00:23:40] Yeah

[00:23:42] And how you

[00:23:45] Sit savior

[00:23:49] Because he died on the cross for our sins long live Israel

[00:23:55] We all love this is a good video. I like this one. I'll be good video

[00:24:00] God of Nose. Why is it me and Melvin on a boat?

[00:24:03] Melvin, you're just so petite in this picture, bro.

[00:24:09] You see how they make me into literally the god of war, they make me into Kratos, and they

[00:24:13] literally make you my son.

[00:24:16] They make you my little son, bro.

[00:24:18] Wow, man.

[00:24:19] Wow, wow, wow.

[00:24:21] Is that Spoit?

[00:24:25] Is that Spoit or Melvin?

[00:24:27] Well, Lahi, I don't even know.

[00:24:31] Why is this on your CPU cooler?

[00:24:32] I'm kind of confused. What is this?

[00:24:35] I'm gonna add this to your soundboard. What is this?

[00:24:59] Why is there one laughing at that? I don't get it.

[00:25:02] How it feels to breathe manually instead of automatically.

[00:25:22] What if the courthouse got sent two to three years, Dagestan and forget.

[00:25:25] Day one, Marlin gets off the plane rating everyone's looks.

[00:25:28] The customs officer, zero out of ten.

[00:25:30] Kabebe. Marlin opens his mouth. Kabebe looks at him once. Marlin gives him a 10 and goes quiet. Lacey is already stressed.

[00:25:36] Ronaldo looks like he's having the time of his life. Someone will wipe the smile off his face soon enough.

[00:25:40] Week 1. Marlin tells the whole gym there looks is mid. Nobody reacts. Somebody shoots for his legs immediately. Hits the mat.

[00:25:46] Says it was a 4-

[00:25:47] What the fuck am I watching, bro?

[00:25:51] Is that me or you?

[00:25:56] This guy's a cock on his face, bro.

[00:25:58] I said suppose a fucking message. Oh my god. I know it's gonna be good. Ah

[00:26:04] Chop we got to watch this bro. Give me a second, bro. I said suppose what do you mean?

[00:26:10] Ironic says you why are you guys saying ironic beacon says you bro?

[00:26:15] He has a bigger nose than me shut up, bro

[00:26:17] I said suppose a fucking message a Twitter message about six months ago

[00:26:23] When I was $4,000 in debt working Burger King bro line to my fucking dad

[00:26:44] Now this one was a good one this one was a good one bro yo

[00:26:49] that one

[00:26:51] was a good one bro that one was a good one bro I'm not gonna lie that one was a

[00:26:56] good one though

[00:26:59] I was a good one bro someone said AI

[00:27:05] what is this brother what the hell do men want let's see this currently unavailable

[00:27:26] Y'all, do you check this ice out? This is ridiculous.

[00:27:31] What the fuck?

[00:27:41] Whoa.

[00:27:49] Y'all, do you check this ice out? This is ridiculous.

[00:27:52] Well, there's like so many like weird places in the world that I want to go to so bad, bro

[00:28:06] Girl in Hamza chat giving you hope after your LA story

[00:28:10] Oh, I'm sorry that happened to you, Muda. I'm sure that felt real shitty

[00:28:15] LA woman can be complicated, but there's still billions of other women to shoot your shot with

[00:28:20] Oh my god, bro.

[00:28:25] Aw, man, I wish all my girl viewers were like this.

[00:28:29] Ladies, do you have anything nice to say to me?

[00:28:32] Ladies, do you have anything nice to say to me like they?

[00:28:36] No, we good.

[00:28:38] Pinocchio, Sabal, fuck you.

[00:28:40] Shut the fuck up.

[00:28:41] Ugly nose.

[00:28:42] You're a terrorist.

[00:28:43] Go bomb a building.

[00:28:45] Fuck you.

[00:28:45] You beak.

[00:28:46] Fuck you.

[00:28:47] Get hit by a car.

[00:28:49] You look Jewish, all right?

[00:28:51] They're gonna all fire at you.

[00:28:58] What's going on?

[00:29:00] What's going on?

[00:29:01] Who?

[00:29:02] Homies.

[00:29:03] Say on God.

[00:29:04] No, say on God.

[00:29:05] You know what's crazy?

[00:29:06] The minute you get to LA, you start cheating in your views as well.

[00:29:09] Isn't that crazy?

[00:29:10] That's not me.

[00:29:11] That is not me.

[00:29:12] That's not me.

[00:29:13] I even said that.

[00:29:14] The minute you get to LA, you 20,000 viewers.

[00:29:16] Yo, that was not fair.

[00:29:18] Say that everyone's getting there's a serial viewbot are going around right now. I

[00:29:23] Swear to God you guys know this bro stop. There's a serial viewbot are going around. It's not me

[00:29:30] Y'all the knowledge will listen if I'm ever gonna be my bro

[00:29:32] I will tell you guys bro, but I told you guys what I have to go

[00:29:36] You know I'm saying like I have to back in the day

[00:29:38] I told you all right if I'm ever gonna be my brother channel, but trust me bro

[00:29:42] I wouldn't have to tell y'all I'll have a hundred thousand viewers. All right. I'll have a hundred thousand viewers

[00:29:48] Muda their viewbotting you right now. What do you mean? How much viewers do I have right now?

[00:29:56] 10,000 bro. What that's light work. Bro. Are you stupid?

[00:30:01] bro

[00:30:02] Bro, are you dumb? I are bro. I always average 10k viewers anyway dumbass. What are y'all saying?

[00:30:09] Are y'all retarded, bro?

[00:30:11] Like generally bro, are y'all stupid? I always average 10,000 viewers

[00:30:15] I can be jerking off. Bro, my core community is insane.

[00:30:19] Mooda, you average 2,000 viewers who are you lying to?

[00:30:23] What are you saying, bro? What do you mean, bro?

[00:30:32] Minus 8,000 when Jinxing goes live. Kill that boy.

[00:30:35] Hello Mooda. I didn't know who else to ask, but do you have any airplane hijacking tips?

[00:30:40] What the fuck?

[00:30:40] Like if you were to hijack an airplane, how would you do it?

[00:30:43] please explain why would I what the for this thing is this is dick right he

[00:30:52] can say it anyway though right can't can't more than say it

[00:30:56] hold on 24 this thing is this is dick right no not gonna lie straight a

[00:31:01] dick on us hold on these fit nice oh no he's Swedish yeah but isn't his dad

[00:31:08] like African-American yo this motherfucker changed but this motherfucker

[00:31:17] changed he's three per he's three percent Nigerian

[00:31:25] oh dude 24 this big addition dick right oh man back in the day when I used to

[00:31:34] say that Edward bro which is in another life I never said it in my entire life

[00:31:37] It was very immature, it was very immature, it was very immature.

[00:31:44] I don't still say it.

[00:31:45] Well, Lahi, I don't say it, bro.

[00:31:46] Listen, bro, I'm not perfect, bro.

[00:31:48] I'm a human being, bro.

[00:31:49] Yes, I used to say it when I was like six years old, seven years old, eight years

[00:31:53] old on Call of Duty lobbies, bro.

[00:31:55] Yes, that was mean.

[00:31:56] I also grew up around Arab friends, bro.

[00:31:59] Like every Arab says it, so it was very bad on me.

[00:32:02] You know what I'm saying?

[00:32:03] Bo chat as I grew older. I stopped saying it. All right. I can't remember the last time I did say it

[00:32:09] I genuinely can't it's been years. It's the last time I said it bro. Well, Lahi it's been it's genuinely been years

[00:32:33] This game banned this guy, who ever said this?

[00:32:43] Hey bartender, what's up with you?

[00:32:48] An angel shot please.

[00:32:50] Blue shirt is being aggressive.

[00:32:53] Dude, you're so annoying bro.

[00:32:56] What is this?

[00:32:58] Good job.

[00:32:59] Good job.

[00:33:00] Where is he going?

[00:33:01] Oh, where is he going?

[00:33:02] where is he going? where is he going? he is going to the jungle where is he going?

[00:33:11] we are going to kill you muta! we are going to kill you! we are going to boil you like

[00:33:19] a shit come out! so it is actually so much easier to play the game with humsas in your

[00:33:23] Oh my god! He just ran into the jungle!

[00:33:26] That's what I'm talking about!

[00:33:28] What did I do wrong? I ran into the jungle! What did I do wrong?

[00:33:32] I just wanted to say fuck and I didn't even get snows.

[00:33:36] Why would you part?

[00:33:53] Dude, Jinxie is actually retarded.

[00:34:23] I am the ice man. I'm a pretty nice man. I'll cook yo by the way chat. I don't know if I

[00:34:31] Don't know if y'all know bro. I really don't know if y'all know but um

[00:34:36] Tomorrow is my birthday and the day after my birthday is when ice man gets released bro. Drake's album

[00:34:44] chat drake gave me a birthday present, bro

[00:34:48] Oh, Drake gave me a birthday present bro.

[00:34:54] Drake gave me a birthday present bro.

[00:34:57] Now, chat, listen.

[00:34:59] If there's one thing you guys could give me for my birthday, if there's one thing you

[00:35:05] guys can give me for my birthday, if there's one thing you guys could give me for my birthday,

[00:35:10] If there's one thing you guys can give me for my birthday, it's to be tomorrow reviewing

[00:35:17] with me on stream Drake's album, bro, that's all I want from you guys, bro, genuinely.

[00:35:22] And a couple of gifted subs, but other than that, bro, you know what I'm saying?

[00:35:26] Wait, what the fuck?

[00:35:29] This guy has this profile picture on the enemy team called Catman.

[00:35:33] Querti on our...

[00:35:47] Are they went trading like muda?

[00:36:03] It's just so annoying to go.

[00:36:10] Okay.

[00:36:11] Here we go.

[00:36:13] Focus.

[00:36:14] Speed.

[00:36:15] I am speed.

[00:36:16] One winner.

[00:36:17] 42 losers.

[00:36:18] I eat losers for breakfast.

[00:36:23] for breakfast

[00:36:34] I'm faster than fast, quicker than quick

[00:36:36] I am lightning

[00:36:41] 10

[00:36:42] Well, I'm rough

[00:36:53] I hate you.

[00:37:15] jump scare

[00:37:25] Yeah, whoever said this needs to get banned. Lilith. Lilith, are you in the chat?

[00:37:30] Is Lilith in the chat?

[00:37:34] Is Lilith in the chat?

[00:37:40] Lilith, uh

[00:37:42] What, what is this video?

[00:37:45] No, no, no, Lilith, what is this video?

[00:37:47] Generally, generally, what is this video?

[00:37:50] Yo, everyone ping Lilith right now, please.

[00:37:54] Everyone ping Lilith right now, please.

[00:37:56] Like, just spam this girl, bro, please.

[00:37:58] What is this video, what is this?

[00:38:00] What is this?

[00:38:02] Lilith, this is what you get, bro.

[00:38:04] Don't ever send some stupid ass video

[00:38:07] on my thing again, all right, Lilith?

[00:38:08] This is what you get, all right?

[00:38:10] This is what you get.

[00:38:12] All right, on to the next video.

[00:38:15] Don't look, don't look, it's hard to see. Don't look.

[00:38:25] The biggest book really.

[00:38:30] You're six inches deep in your mom and your dad is six inches deep in you.

[00:38:34] Which way are you going?

[00:38:36] If you don't answer, you're a terrorist.

[00:38:38] I'm gonna get a walk.

[00:38:39] It's fine.

[00:38:40] Just killing myself bro, like, why would you even say that's disgusting to even think about?

[00:38:45] Here you go, Muda, this is helpful for you.

[00:38:47] 60,000 viewbots and 790 real people?

[00:39:14] I swear to God I've had 100,000 view bots in one line have at least 30,000 real viewers at least at least

[00:39:21] At least bro at least

[00:39:24] How do you have 70,000 view bots and only 800 of them are real? How does that make any sense?

[00:39:30] Well, if I had 80 if I had 70,000 view bots come on at least 10,000 people would be at least real

[00:39:34] Come on. I'd be entertaining enough to have at least 10,000 people real at least

[00:39:39] 10,000 people would be real at least 10,000 people would be real at least

[00:39:44] Would you show a hole for ten million dollars?

[00:39:47] Oh, yes.

[00:39:48] Ten million dollars?

[00:39:49] I'm spreading the president's face if I have to, okay?

[00:39:52] On national television.

[00:39:54] Anybody falls asleep in my car?

[00:39:56] Then they're getting...

[00:39:57] Faith?

[00:39:58] Smoked beef ribs, Texas cinnamon rolls.

[00:40:01] Eat.

[00:40:02] Barbacoa taco.

[00:40:03] Eat.

[00:40:04] Fletcher's corny dog.

[00:40:05] Eat.

[00:40:06] How rude to ask that.

[00:40:07] We should go for a week.

[00:40:08] Are you okay?

[00:40:09] Where are you tacos?

[00:40:10] I'm down to tacos.

[00:40:11] Oh, the kind of tacos, though.

[00:40:12] The kind of tacos.

[00:40:13] goes though. Come on inside it.

[00:40:16] Uh oh.

[00:40:17] Save us some money.

[00:40:19] Yo, what's up, my niggas?

[00:40:21] Oh my god!

[00:40:23] Why is this woman talking to me?

[00:40:25] You guys are thinking about the ju- fine, then get to the back of the bus.

[00:40:29] What the fuck?

[00:40:30] Ten million dollars, I will drop it low for whoever, wherever it does not matter.

[00:40:35] Would you show a hole for ten million?

[00:40:38] Fuck.

[00:40:40] These n****s just don't fucking-

[00:40:43] YO WHAT?!

[00:40:44] These n****s just don't fucking listen to that.

[00:40:46] Get involved, simple instructions.

[00:40:52] He's got a retina, he's attractive.

[00:40:54] Yeah.

[00:40:55] Okay.

[00:40:56] Alright, we got one.

[00:40:57] Like, the Skybreeders think everyone's attractive?

[00:41:00] I swear to God.

[00:41:01] I won the hentai virus lowkey spitting fast so I have to genuinely stop up on Pringle

[00:41:09] cans rubber gloves and sponges.

[00:41:27] You're a freak, bro. You're a freak.

[00:41:31] Rory X Lurkin.

[00:41:36] Rory X Lurkin.

[00:41:38] Who is this, bro?

[00:41:40] Who is Rory X Lurkin?

[00:41:42] Who is this?

[00:41:43] Why is someone on my old-

[00:41:45] Bro, what is happening?

[00:41:47] Just a motivation for today's reaction.

[00:41:57] I love y'all bro yo what is this cap cut template like genuinely who made this what

[00:42:10] what is this cap cut template like I'm not gonna cry bro I'm not really not

[00:42:18] trying to do everything but I love y'all man and y'all mean a lot to me bro so

[00:42:25] No more league. No, we're definitely doing league but I'm telling y'all right now, bro

[00:42:28] I'm literally what is this posture?

[00:42:36] Well, what's wrong with my posture?

[00:42:43] That doesn't even look bad

[00:42:49] So how do I fix my posture?

[00:42:52] No wonder no girls in LA hit you up.

[00:42:56] Mura, you gotta be part giraffe.

[00:42:59] I

[00:43:20] Fucking hate you guys, bro. Holy shit

[00:43:25] Jynxxy has officially had 10 million followers on Twitch that thanks to the League of Legends

[00:43:31] community for helping him get 300,000 followers in 3 hours.

[00:43:36] How much money do you guys think Jynxxy made in one day?

[00:43:49] So we're pocket watching.

[00:43:51] I like, ah, you know, me personally, I think he made

[00:43:57] a hundred to $200,000 in one day,

[00:44:01] is my guess, a hundred to 200K in one day,

[00:44:04] which is fucking insane.

[00:44:08] What is this?

[00:44:08] BOOM!

[00:44:17] Was he actually proud of me?

[00:44:18] go single cues there you go there you go you can fight mura there you go just

[00:44:24] push it he's freezing silent juice yes there you go there you go there you go

[00:44:34] there you go mura lock the silent third cues there you go mura there you go

[00:44:38] there you go come on there you go bang

[00:44:42] Hey, EQ, EQ run and down, Mura!

[00:44:44] They're level 2 before us though.

[00:44:46] Yep.

[00:44:46] EQ run and down, Mura!

[00:44:48] That's good! He backed off!

[00:44:50] That's good! He's scared!

[00:44:51] They're any scared!

[00:44:52] Oh my god.

[00:44:53] Oh my god, and single cues!

[00:44:55] Freeze it, freeze it, freeze it!

[00:44:57] Oh my god! Mura, I love you!

[00:45:00] Mura, I love you!

[00:45:01] Oh my god!

[00:45:03] Oh my god, you're making coach proud!

[00:45:05] You're making-

[00:45:06] And we still lost this game, bro.

[00:45:07] We still lost this game, man.

[00:45:12] You lost to Rekai.

[00:45:19] Y'all.

[00:45:22] Now back!

[00:45:28] Would have they mentioned you?

[00:45:32] They would never mention you.

[00:45:34] Hi everyone.

[00:45:40] I'm Max, and I lead the various teams who design systems and core game mechanics within

[00:45:44] Valorant as we head into Act 3 of Season 2026.

[00:45:48] I wanted to take a minute to check in on a few areas of the game that we know you all

[00:45:51] care about very much.

[00:45:53] They mentioned Wind Traders.

[00:46:00] Not just Pure Ground.

[00:46:01] Additionally, we need to ensure competitive integrity to know that performance is legit

[00:46:05] on these ladders.

[00:46:06] In the short term, we've been investing more into anti-cheat and wind trading detection

[00:46:10] methods to make sure the players at the top really deserve to be there.

[00:46:13] We've already taken action this year on some of the most egregious wind traders, and we'll

[00:46:17] continue to do so routinely, but longer term, we're looking at improvements to make earning

[00:46:21] radiant act over act more worth it than it is today.

[00:46:25] And not just with systemic improvements, we're also working on specialized rewards

[00:46:28] for climbing to the very top.

[00:46:30] Alright, now speaking of rewards, let's talk about ranked rewards for all players.

[00:46:35] I'm happy to confirm that the V-26, Act 3, and Act 6 Ranked Gun Buddies this year will be the last time a gun buddy is your primary reward.

[00:46:43] And in 2027, you won't need to wait until Act 3 to get your new reward.

[00:46:47] The next version of our Ranked Rewards will be distributed on Day 1 of Season 2027,

[00:46:51] and will be an item that evolves with you throughout your Ranked Journey for the entire year.

[00:46:55] Yes, we originally hoped to get you all new Ranked Rewards this year, but we're taking a little more time to make sure we get them right.

[00:47:01] We'll share more on what you can expect for Ranked Rewards in September.

[00:47:04] We want you to feel recognized for your dedication and growth every single act you play.

[00:47:08] So there's a lot more we're bringing to the ranked experience that you'll see in-game closer to champs.

[00:47:13] Competitive Q is the reason the vast majority of you play Valorant.

[00:47:16] So we're investing heavily to make every aspect of our in-game systems paint a more complete

[00:47:20] picture of your ranked journey while giving you the tools you need to improve and flex your mastery.

[00:47:24] Oh my god.

[00:47:25] I'm going to hand things over to Armon to talk about our plans for Modes.

[00:47:28] Oh my god!

[00:47:30] Finally!

[00:47:31] Finally!

[00:47:32] Holy shiiiit!

[00:47:37] Since the end of 2025, we've been experimenting with new limited time game modes to learn more

[00:47:41] about what you love and what you don't.

[00:47:43] And so far, we've been excited by what excites all of you.

[00:47:46] Blow Chat, what I've been saying is bro, Valorant is such a unique game.

[00:47:50] If they can just put like, lock in, if they can just lock in and listen to what

[00:47:56] the community wants, Valorant can be a game.

[00:48:01] big as League of Legends. I'm not even trolling. Maybe not as big as League, because that's

[00:48:10] a stretch, but like almost as big as League. That was a stretch, low key. That was low

[00:48:18] key a stretch. But I think this game could definitely be way bigger. I'll put it that

[00:48:23] way. I'll put it that way. This game could definitely be bigger, bro.

[00:48:27] You all loved Skirmish and Customs.

[00:48:29] So we brought it to the queue, and when we took it away, you let us know that you weren't

[00:48:33] ready to say goodbye.

[00:48:34] So we brought it back.

[00:48:36] And then we added a new flavor of Skirmish with an experimental rank ladder.

[00:48:40] And that's just Skirmish.

[00:48:41] We also have plans to keep iterating and tinkering with other modes like Knockout,

[00:48:45] All-Random One Site, and even an old fan favorite.

[00:48:48] We hear all of you replication fans out there in the comments.

[00:48:51] So I'm happy to share that we're currently working on a new mode that blends replication

[00:48:54] with All-Random One Site.

[00:48:56] We think it'll give you the off-the-wall moments that you all enjoyed about replication

[00:48:59] at an even higher frequency.

[00:49:02] Replication is a mode that's all about fun factor and hilarious interactions, and we

[00:49:05] think all-random one-site creates those moments more frequently due to more alts, more abilities,

[00:49:10] and getting different agents every round, all on a single site.

[00:49:14] After that, we've got plans for a new take on a spike mode that'll put your skills

[00:49:17] to the test with shortened rounds and smaller teams.

[00:49:20] You'll see more on this in a few weeks when Act 4 starts.

[00:49:24] we might even have one more surprise up our sleeve for Act 5.

[00:49:27] Think KO Combat Simulation Don Haywire.

[00:49:30] I'll leave it at that for now.

[00:49:31] Just know that it's super fun and super different from anything we've done so far,

[00:49:35] and we think you're gonna love it.

[00:49:37] You'll hear more from me and the team about that in September.

[00:49:39] As always, keep the feedback coming.

[00:49:42] Now, over to Dan and take you to chat more about live balance.

[00:49:45] Hi, everyone!

[00:49:46] Hey, gamers.

[00:49:48] All right, let's talk game balance.

[00:49:50] We will walk you all through what we've been seeing

[00:49:52] since our larger set of changes that we shipped late last year and go into why we're making some

[00:49:56] of the updates you're going to see this year.

[00:49:58] Stop! Yo, why is someone saying Kai Day question mark? Like, bro, what are you saying?

[00:50:04] At a more philosophical level, all of our changes are aimed at supporting the different

[00:50:08] layers of decisions you make within Valorant. For Valorant, the core game needs to support

[00:50:12] things like different team compositions, a variety of attacker and defender strategies,

[00:50:16] and keeps a mechanically deep and sound combat system.

[00:50:20] So when we make a change to an agent map or weapon, it's usually because one of those

[00:50:24] layers of decisions is no longer impactful, interesting, engagement or relevant.

[00:50:28] Toward the end of last year, we rebalanced a huge chunk of the roster to keep in the moment

[00:50:32] combat decisions easier to process and highlight the importance of gunplay.

[00:50:36] And while we're largely happy with where we've landed there directionally,

[00:50:39] that said, we do think those updates affected round over round strategy and

[00:50:43] team play iteration a little bit more than we would have liked for the long term.

[00:50:47] Moving cooldowns above 40 seconds has allowed us to get cleaner fights later in the round,

[00:50:51] so that in clutch moments you have fewer variables to account for.

[00:50:54] But at 60 seconds this change hasn't allowed as much room for teams to adapt their strategies

[00:50:59] each round. So with patch 13.0 we'll be tuning down the increase cooldown on signature abilities

[00:51:05] for initiators a little bit from 60 to 50 seconds. And on the weapons front we're currently

[00:51:09] looking to ship some buffs for the bandit in 13.0. These are intended to make it a little

[00:51:13] bit more of a viable option outside of pistol rounds similar to the sheriff. Now, on to specific

[00:51:18] agents. To start the year, we targeted a few that were pushing things a little bit out of our

[00:51:22] boundaries. Yoru was doing too much on his own, especially with how quickly he could rotate,

[00:51:27] which made Sentinels like Vito less appealing. In close, they were crowding out the controller

[00:51:31] space, particularly in ranked, having too much impact on spike sites after death.

[00:51:35] And Waley was getting away with a little bit too much for her team, with minimal planning,

[00:51:39] Commitment or risk to herself.

[00:51:41] We pulled them back in recent patches and they're in healthier spots.

[00:51:44] We're also seeing better pick diversity overall, and we think keeping a team unique is key to sustaining long-term diversity.

[00:51:51] Which brings us to Neon.

[00:51:53] Murder her. Murder her. Murder her.

[00:51:55] Kill Neon. Kill Neon. Kill Neon. Kill Neon. Kill Neon.

[00:52:01] At the time of filming, many of the changes that Dan and Tiffy talked about in this section were originally scheduled to come out a little bit more...

[00:52:05] Kill that boy!

[00:52:06] Kill that boy! Kill that boy!

[00:52:36] in the game is able to lock in with her and turn into Dabby.

[00:52:39] We think Neon's role in breaking timings and creating pressure is correct, but right now

[00:52:43] her movement invasiveness pushed too far in our combat space.

[00:52:47] So we've got some changes in today to bring her back in line.

[00:52:50] Right now we're looking specifically at how Neon takes space around the map.

[00:52:54] Her mobility and speed while bunny hopping aren't really hitting our bar for tactical

[00:52:57] combat and-

[00:52:58] Yeah, I'd say you should not be able to do that.

[00:53:00] You should not be able to do that.

[00:53:02] You should not be able to run around in a fucking CS go game and fucking do that with shotgun.

[00:53:09] You should not be allowed to do that.

[00:53:10] Expect to see changes that will affect Neon's evasiveness while keeping her ability to shoot

[00:53:14] in slide.

[00:53:15] We're mostly just looking to add some additional counterplay for Neon's opponents.

[00:53:18] In addition to this, we're also shipping some changes to shotgun's today that target

[00:53:22] their affected mists while moving and jumping, so you'll have to work a little harder

[00:53:26] to pull off those kinds of kills versus playing with them defensively and hunkering down.

[00:53:31] On the other side of things, we're also looking closely at our Sentinels.

[00:53:34] Stalling should be a reliable tool, not a situational one.

[00:53:37] Sentinels should be a clear answer to fast and explosive team compositions.

[00:53:41] Stalling abilities have an important purpose in the game.

[00:53:43] They allow players to reallocate the resources around the map to force a more strategic

[00:53:47] thinking, forcing even the most mechanically gifted players, like Dan, to engage in

[00:53:52] the round strategy is part of the tactical loop.

[00:53:55] So in patch 13.0, we're also making a few changes to some Sentinels we feel

[00:53:58] need a little bit of love.

[00:53:59] Just one example, you know we'll be getting some updates to help solidify his spiritual power.

[00:54:02] Or if they are completely violent at calling you a smelly Israeli spy.

[00:54:06] I'm not!

[00:54:07] Hope your day is awful and the FBI raids you.

[00:54:09] From Judy.

[00:54:10] Like, what are you saying bro?

[00:54:12] Order how these changes play out across skill levels.

[00:54:14] And you'll hear from us again throughout the year in patch notes and videos just like these.

[00:54:19] Now, back to Max.

[00:54:21] Before we go, we also mentioned at the start of the year that we were working on a way for you all to share your replay files with your friends.

[00:54:27] That feature is coming in patch 12.10 now when you click on a friend's profile and view their match history

[00:54:33] You'll see a new button to download and view their replay. Let the VOD reviews begin

[00:54:39] Okay, that was a lot

[00:54:40] But don't worry you can expect to hear a lot more from us throughout the rest of the year

[00:54:44] Damn keep an eye out for the dev team at our different DCT events song creator content and the comments and replies online

[00:54:49] And most definitely with another dev update closer to champs

[00:54:52] Got some pretty sweet stuff to share that we're hyped about and we'll be back in early September to let you in

[00:54:56] Honestly, not a bad update at all. Not a bad update at all.

[00:55:01] Not a bad update at all, bro. I'm not gonna-

[00:55:26] And I'm gonna let you do it how you

[00:55:45] Why do you guys always see you bro like come on bro

[00:55:49] Like chill bro chill chill come on bro chill you have to say you bro come on

[00:56:07] Ready to watch this let me in the stack daddy. I tried they won't let me

[00:56:12] I think honestly this is the end of reacts. Yes, the end of reacts. Muda is this you.

[00:56:21] Now let's install the DME card into the PCI slot on our main PC case. It's pretty simple,

[00:56:26] just find the PCI slot on the main PC motherboard and plug the card in.

[00:56:30] I was gay before you picked up the camera now I'm a straight white man in love with

[00:56:34] women. I chat before we go and play Valorant in the new update. We are going to try to

[00:56:57] find my wife on hinge.

[00:57:27] you

[00:57:57] you

[00:58:27] you

[00:58:57] you

[00:59:27] you

[00:59:57] You

[01:00:14] Everybody hold

[01:00:16] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

[01:00:46] First of all, okay, let's see, who is this?

[01:01:14] What the fuck?!

[01:01:22] Yo!

[01:01:23] What?!

[01:01:24] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!

[01:01:26] Where is she staying?

[01:01:30] Can I even like...

[01:01:32] Okay, so this is the...

[01:01:33] Bethany looks to be the perfect match for you and your fratasceners.

[01:01:36] So first of all, this is the bot lobby.

[01:01:38] I'm literally in bot lobbies right now.

[01:01:41] I'm literally in bot lobbies.

[01:01:43] So first of all, I'm in the bot line just looking for someone to fuck me. Okay. All right. That's obviously a bot

[01:01:49] So we have seven real people

[01:01:52] Let's go into the nearby section

[01:01:57] Bar

[01:01:58] Now I

[01:02:00] Won't lie very very beautiful ladies here very very very beautiful ladies

[01:02:10] Let's see Bethany first

[01:02:13] I

[01:02:27] She's very pretty

[01:02:33] No guys, can you stop being weird she's actually pretty stop

[01:02:38] Like what is wrong with you guys bro? You guys are actually so mean stop stop chat stop

[01:02:43] She's actually beautiful, bro. I'm not gonna lie.

[01:02:48] Okay, I like every picture except this one. She's kind of tweaking me up with this one. What is this?

[01:02:57] Crazy for you to insult anyone you fucking slug with a-

[01:03:00] I'm not even insulting anyone!

[01:03:02] Chat type one if you'd fuck a blow up doll before moods.

[01:03:07] I'm not even being mean. What are you saying? I swear to god-

[01:03:10] I think your internet slowed down loading Bethany's pictures.

[01:03:13] stop bro stop stop these girls are beautiful stop he has a retarded stop

[01:03:20] anyway Bethany 23 very beautiful honestly however you can drop Bethany on

[01:03:31] his rail no you're actually retarded but you're so stupid you're so retarded

[01:03:40] Can you shut the fuck up actually stop bro? You're so stupid bro stop

[01:03:47] You're so fucking stupid over something shit. You're so stupid shut up

[01:03:52] Bethany is very beautiful very very very very beautiful respectfully and I don't want nothing best for Bethany however

[01:04:00] She's just not my type, but she is still very very beautiful. So I'm gonna go ahead and just

[01:04:05] Not my type but she's very beautiful. We'll do that now. Let's check out. Yeah

[01:04:17] I'm not gonna lie

[01:04:35] This picture is just like I don't know she looks I really like this picture. She has really nice eyes

[01:04:45] However again just not my type

[01:04:54] Someone in the chat said 2009 Bitcoin yo, I'm actually the block it actually actually the band

[01:05:00] why are you guys saying invest yo stop saying invest yo we're saying in but

[01:05:12] who is saying invest stop saying invest I'm gonna go ahead if you don't want to

[01:05:20] play past the controller bro I am going no I'm not looking for a model I'm

[01:05:26] I'm just, she has a really pretty face, but like,

[01:05:33] I don't know, it's just not my type still for some reason.

[01:05:36] Having a two-in-one package,

[01:05:38] white girl on the outside, Arab girl on the inside.

[01:05:45] I don't know, I don't like, like, I just,

[01:05:49] she's not my type, that's it, but she is beautiful.

[01:05:52] I won't lie, she is beautiful, but she's not my type.

[01:05:56] Just say you love men at this point.

[01:06:00] Like what?

[01:06:02] Alright chat.

[01:06:04] How many times have you booked a girl's eye out going for a kiss?

[01:06:08] Day J, 26 years old, 14 kilometers away.

[01:06:14] Chats.

[01:06:16] Let's see what we can get bro.

[01:06:20] Is this my future wife?

[01:06:22] I'm looking for something serious not just a good time if you want to get to know me we can meet for coffee

[01:06:29] Read bio. No sleazy sluts

[01:06:36] Huh

[01:06:38] Mooder Habibi this is your mother Habibi. Please please stop looking at these white women and send us food

[01:06:44] We are starving in Israel do type one if Habibi needs to lose his virginity

[01:06:50] Fucking beat your ass. We sent the donation bro

[01:06:52] I don't fucking, I'm not from Israel, I'm from Lebanon, you fucking dumb fuck.

[01:06:57] I'm from Lebanon bro, Lebanese, not Israel.

[01:07:01] Someone that just said, Hors, bro, stop!

[01:07:08] Someone that said Hors teeth, she actually has good teeth, what do you mean?

[01:07:11] Bro, y'all are just dick-riding bro, she actually looks, she actually looks good,

[01:07:14] she's actually, this girl is my dream girl, however she's just not my type.

[01:07:20] my time but very very beautiful all right four more girls left you just letting

[01:07:26] you know you're on the wrong app this isn't grinder bro I'm not gay all right

[01:07:33] see all the girls fine on her oh very very beautiful

[01:07:50] She looks like Jake Future.

[01:07:57] Yo.

[01:08:01] Yo.

[01:08:04] Anyway.

[01:08:07] Very, very beautiful.

[01:08:10] This girl's very, very beautiful.

[01:08:14] very very beautiful this is very very beautiful let's keep looking

[01:08:27] are these the same people

[01:08:44] Skull with the five gifted. I love you so much. God bless you

[01:08:59] She is pretty I'm not gonna lie. She is pretty. She is pretty. However, she's just not my type

[01:09:07] She is pretty however, she's not my type skull blade with the five gifted. I love you so much. God bless you

[01:09:11] I would like to formally thank you for ending stream early yesterday to attend my brother's bar mitzvah shalom brother

[01:09:19] I'm not Jewish

[01:09:22] Son, what is your type black equals not his time? No, that's not well lucky

[01:09:27] I've been with I've been with black girls stop saying that I just I

[01:09:33] Just

[01:09:34] There's a certain type

[01:09:35] I'm into bro is a service I've been to my honor you're very pretty however you're not my type

[01:09:40] I hope you find your boyfriend. You're looking for Jesse 22 years old

[01:09:48] Mark Henry from Walmart

[01:09:56] Jesse I like your nails Jesse

[01:10:01] 1,343 kilometers away

[01:10:02] So I'm trying to instantly swipe off, but let's just see I like your dog. I like your outfits

[01:10:07] Jesse, you look very good, respectfully, however, not my type.

[01:10:14] Who just said you're a torta magnet?

[01:10:18] Mods, waddle, whoever just said that in Band-Aid, I'm not even trolling.

[01:10:22] Amara. Now, low-key, Amara is my type.

[01:10:30] Amara, low-key, might be my type. 3, 2, 1.

[01:10:37] That is not a girl that is a man with a hairy chest and his big headache then youth.

[01:11:00] like I want to say something but I don't know if I'm going to get banned on Twitch but actually

[01:11:19] it's not banable it's it's like why do I keep getting it's just a question that I'm not being

[01:11:26] read rude. Why do I keep getting transgender genders and people who are like a little bit

[01:11:42] you know what I'm saying?

[01:11:43] I'm not getting it.

[01:11:52] Trans and Torps of Magnet LOL.

[01:11:55] You're getting dead.

[01:11:57] I'm not getting it.

[01:12:00] I'm not getting it.

[01:12:01] I'm not getting it.

[01:12:02] I'm not getting it.

[01:12:03] No, stop saying skill bat.

[01:12:04] No, it's not skill bat.

[01:12:07] I LIKE PUSSY!

[01:12:09] No, stop saying skill bat. No, it's not skill bat. No, it's not. It's literally not. It's literally not though.

[01:12:18] You are a transformer magnet. Just pack it up and go by Pringle. Can you fucking Pringle can fuck her?

[01:12:24] I fucking hate you, bro. I fucking hate you. Genuinely, I fucking hate you, bro. I genuinely hate you, bro. I genuinely hate you.

[01:12:32] All right, well now that we're-

[01:12:34] You're making the best matchmaking really working for you.

[01:12:36] Fuck you, Dizzy.

[01:12:38] Anyway, let's just see the next picture.

[01:12:53] Holy, this is low-ello hell you must be gay.

[01:13:02] Holy Moly Brothers Johnson got so hard to Jewish Hammer made the Kamara Xend.

[01:13:09] Very, very beautiful person. However, not my type. I'm not into trans women. However, very, very beautiful.

[01:13:16] In Amara, I hope you find the man or girl you're looking for.

[01:13:20] Liz, 18 years old.

[01:13:32] I... hope.

[01:13:41] I'm actually just scared, bro.

[01:13:44] Hope-

[01:14:02] I'm pretty easy going and super confident, so just looking for my equally shallot man.

[01:14:17] I don't think it's too much for ask for.

[01:14:19] Long term list of seeking people only.

[01:14:32] I'm not racist. Who said I'm racist? I'm not racist.

[01:14:49] Yo Judah just so you know the only person you said you found attractive so far was a

[01:14:54] man. So out of all the tortures you got you someone how managed to chose the only trans

[01:15:00] Realize, Realize, Realize.

[01:15:30] you

[01:16:00] you

[01:16:30] you

[01:17:00] you

[01:17:30] you

[01:18:00] I'm not investing bro. I'm not investing. So I'm gonna have to press all the button, but...

[01:18:22] Who do you think her carpet matches her drapes?

[01:18:34] Yes. Very uh...

[01:18:38] You know, I'm gonna take this picture off. I'm gonna take my picture off. I'm gonna take this picture off.

[01:18:43] I'm taking this picture off. I'm gonna take this picture off. I feel like every time I have this picture on,

[01:18:50] It just never goes good. I'll take this picture off. Oh, God. I don't know what it is. Obviously good job. I don't know

[01:18:57] anyway

[01:19:00] Chase very beautiful face

[01:19:03] Let's see. Let's see your personality my simple pleasures and late-night smoke sesh with the good music

[01:19:15] She would grow on the left and the right

[01:19:20] Is she left or right?

[01:19:27] Are you sure it's not the one on the left?

[01:19:32] Are you sure it's not the one on the left?

[01:19:34] How can we be sure she's not the one on the left though, genuinely?

[01:19:43] really nice eyebrows. Take one for the team. You know, very nice eyebrows, very nice nose,

[01:20:12] very nice hair however just not my type but very beautiful indeed so not my type

[01:20:19] but very beautiful

[01:20:42] I know damn well that didn't say cardio as a daily activity.

[01:21:37] Okay, check it out, to be honest, uh, is the bar, is the bar, is the bar, very, very,

[01:22:07] low that anything above the bar looks good to us like I'm kind of fused like

[01:22:14] kelekas like it's the bar very is the bar so low to the point where if we get a

[01:22:22] girl that's like like beautiful again

[01:22:30] She liked my photo. Why do they always like this photo? I don't get it.

[01:22:36] What do I say here?

[01:22:55] What do I say?

[01:22:57] I like her tattoo

[01:23:03] Check her Instagram?

[01:23:07] Is it a leak? Like is it, like, COI's if I check her Instagram chat?

[01:23:14] The bar is so low that you'd fuck anything that walks.

[01:23:27] Hey Judah, happy early birthday Big Nose.

[01:23:51] She lives in Miami, Florida.

[01:23:52] It doesn't even matter.

[01:23:53] She lives in Miami, Florida.

[01:23:54] I just checked her Instagram.

[01:23:55] I just checked her Instagram.

[01:23:57] I just checked her Instagram.

[01:23:58] She lives in Miami, Florida.

[01:24:00] Bro, that doesn't even count.

[01:24:25] you

[01:24:55] you

[01:25:25] you

[01:25:55] you

[01:26:25] you

[01:26:55] You

[01:27:25] Wayne State University, she lives in Corka.

[01:27:39] Chat, where's Corka?

[01:27:48] What does Corka mean?

[01:27:50] Chat, what does Corka mean?

[01:27:54] What is Korka mean?

[01:27:56] What is Korka mean?

[01:27:59] Joe, what is Korka mean?

[01:28:06] Albania, Israel.

[01:28:11] Is that actually Israel?

[01:28:13] Korka.

[01:28:18] Where is Korka on the map?

[01:28:29] Korka is a village in India?

[01:28:35] Korka is Albania.

[01:28:36] So she's Albanian.

[01:28:40] But she lives in Wayne State University.

[01:28:44] How far is Wayne State University?

[01:28:53] Seventeen minute drive.

[01:29:09] What do I even say?

[01:29:10] Chat, what do I say?

[01:29:11] Chat, what do I say?

[01:29:12] Chat, what do I say?

[01:29:14] Bro, what do I say?

[01:29:15] AHH!

[01:29:15] I thought I leaked everything in my life.

[01:29:17] What do I say?

[01:29:18] You liked Orsina's photo and she sent high back with four eyes?

[01:29:24] With four eyes!

[01:29:26] Four eyes!

[01:29:28] What do I say? What do I say?

[01:29:31] Can I eat you a pussy?

[01:29:33] Please, Ben, that guy.

[01:29:35] That guy's genuinely a retard.

[01:29:42] like actually you don't have to say anything she said hi what do I even say

[01:29:49] just say hi back hey hey what's good man is that good is that good is that good

[01:29:58] What?

[01:29:59] Chassis?

[01:30:00] I'm just gonna say hi mommy.

[01:30:05] Did I fumble?

[01:30:09] Was that bad?

[01:30:14] Why did everyone say soul?

[01:30:18] What?

[01:30:19] Bulls, some of my chasers say hi mommy.

[01:30:24] Green trust me. It will work trust me. Brows sold immediately.

[01:30:40] Is that bad? Is hi mommy bad? What? Actually?

[01:30:56] Say wallahi bro, say wallahi. Say wallahi actually? Bro you're actually retarded.

[01:31:10] depends on the girl we'll see tomorrow bro we'll see tomorrow we'll see tomorrow

[01:31:18] high-risk high reward moodle you just missed an open shot you fucking retard

[01:31:26] moodle she messaged you may five you're a retard oh my god wait it's been a week

[01:31:32] Oh my god, it's been a week. Oh my god, it's been a week

[01:31:39] It's been a fucking week. Yeah, it doesn't matter though. Oh

[01:31:46] My god, it's been a week. Should I say?

[01:31:50] Should I say something else? I

[01:31:53] Never I forgot I even had a hinge

[01:31:57] Sorry for the late message.

[01:32:01] Shall I say that or no?

[01:32:03] No, no, no, no.

[01:32:04] Don't say that.

[01:32:05] Don't say that.

[01:32:06] Don't say that.

[01:32:07] The first good thing to happen to you all day and you fumbled looks like we are luring

[01:32:11] our bar again to anything that walks.

[01:32:13] Don't double, don't double text.

[01:32:16] Don't double text.

[01:32:17] Okay, I'm just gonna leave it at that.

[01:32:19] I'm just gonna leave it at that.

[01:32:22] I'm just gonna leave it at that, bro.

[01:32:24] I'm just gonna leave it at that, bro.

[01:32:25] I'm just gonna leave it at that, bro.

[01:32:27] I'm literally just going to do that. I'm literally just going to leave it at, that, that, I'm literally, just going to leave it at that, that, that, I'm literally, just going to leave it at that know did i say hi mommy yes i did bro

[01:32:40] now she's gonna take double tap your message gg muda your going back to fridges

[01:32:50] I don't even know what that means, bro.

[01:32:57] What does that even mean, bro?

[01:33:02] What does that even mean, bro?

[01:33:04] What does that even mean, bro?

[01:33:07] Okay, check X?

[01:33:09] Why would I check X?

[01:33:11] I check.

[01:33:12] Is it time?

[01:33:14] Why would you check X?

[01:33:16] There's nothing on X.

[01:33:18] Why would you make me check X?

[01:33:23] I unironically thought, wait, someone messaged me on League and said that you could easily

[01:33:36] coach me to hit a hundred.

[01:33:41] He said, I don't care, but you can absolutely hit 100%,

[01:33:45] hit grandmaster slash challenger in less than a year.

[01:33:49] You

[01:34:10] Minus 3,000 viewers after going to Jinxy after Jinxy going live

[01:34:19] All right, so unfortunately, unfortunately, we didn't find, we did not find our wife,

[01:34:40] bro, unfortunately, potentially maybe, potentially maybe, potentially maybe, but now it's time

[01:34:47] to play some Valorant bro. I haven't played Valorant in like a week bro. It's time to

[01:34:52] give them what they want bro. It's time to give them what they want. Chat hopefully Valorant

[01:34:56] is good again bro. I'll actually be, I will be happy if the game is good again bro. Now

[01:35:01] also chat. Are we going for Challenger and League still? Are we going for Challenger

[01:35:12] and league still chat can I be myself wind up in the mirror just to see

[01:35:24] yourself why not buzz in your shoes I would hate myself yeah oh you're so

[01:35:33] cute hi daddy how are you wow really the date the day just started I know

[01:35:42] But I see cases signing outside, I was like, bro, you know what I mean?

[01:35:47] Yeah.

[01:35:49] Bro, I wanted to play some Val with you, bro.

[01:35:52] Actually, you know how you got my radio.

[01:35:54] Oh my god, look at this.

[01:35:56] Issue that our R.R. refund instantly went open.

[01:35:58] Of course, of course, everybody.

[01:35:59] But you kind of cuck.

[01:36:00] Is everyone just cheating in this game now?

[01:36:02] Yeah, it's actually bad.

[01:36:03] I'm not even joking.

[01:36:04] They're going to get you.

[01:36:05] If you don't know the way, they're going to get you today.

[01:36:07] Oh no.

[01:36:08] No, they're actually for you.

[01:36:09] How is that way, eh?

[01:36:11] oh my god bro it was uh it was uh wow man it's beautiful bro it's beautiful

[01:36:20] it was it was beautiful

[01:36:22] when are you finishing stream i'll call you after the stream

[01:36:24] oh no i'll be i mean do you even stay up late though because i'm gonna be

[01:36:30] live around like eight nine p.m. 10 p.m. eight is good time i'm sleeping

[01:36:34] wow your uncle

[01:36:36] I've been locked in at the gym too bro.

[01:36:39] I mean I'm glad bro, finally it's about time bro.

[01:36:42] I've been locked in brother and about a year I won't be a hundred seat bum brother.

[01:36:46] I get that a lot yeah.

[01:36:47] That's too bum, it's gonna be me.

[01:36:49] I mean bro listen, make sure you keep your diet up and stay consistent bro.

[01:36:53] Yeah I'm doing meal prep.

[01:36:54] Yes, that's the easiest shit ever.

[01:36:56] Yeah, but I'm gonna do like you, I'm gonna cheat, I'm gonna do steroids.

[01:37:00] I don't, yeah I don't do steroids.

[01:37:04] I don't do steroids

[01:37:07] I don't do steroids, bro

[01:37:09] All right

[01:37:12] All right, all right. All right chat. Listen. It's time. Let me go into the practice range real quick. Let me see

[01:37:19] Bro, I want to see how neon is chat. I want to see how neon is

[01:37:27] If I come around you, can I be myself can you stream faster? What does that even mean, bro?

[01:37:34] What is this what is this my ultimate ready?

[01:37:43] It's like when I'm just another me you only fuck with bad bitches

[01:37:50] What what what?

[01:37:55] I don't get it. What did he say? I mean, I didn't even hear them. I'm out of here

[01:38:04] Oh, yeah, this is good.

[01:38:14] Did they even change anything?

[01:38:26] Okay, so once you start jumping, you start going slow at top.

[01:38:33] You can still kill someone!

[01:38:48] Oh hell yes.

[01:38:55] Go, go, go!

[01:39:01] See, but the sliding thing is still broken.

[01:39:10] I'm not in here.

[01:39:17] No

[01:39:28] Right is it not like

[01:39:31] Fuck so it's still like Loki kind of OP a little bit. No, I'll not wait Peterbott. Let's play with Peterbott, bro

[01:39:37] It's for utility you can't just erase her true, but like still bro like what the fuck

[01:40:07] 3, 2, 1, no no no no no, you know what actually I have even a better idea, fuck all this shit

[01:40:30] bro, I have a better idea, I have a better idea, I have a better idea, no no no no no

[01:40:33] I have a better idea. I have a better idea. I have a better idea. I have a better idea.

[01:40:39] Hey Siri?

[01:40:43] FaceTime Melvin.

[01:40:46] AHHHHHHHHH!

[01:40:53] Could you shut the fuck up? Thanks man.

[01:40:59] Look, what even is this?

[01:41:03] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[01:41:10] Like what even is this?

[01:41:13] I mean can I get a duo? It'd be pretty cool to get a duo.

[01:41:22] How is Cismalo immortal too? Who's carrying the fuck out of this girl?

[01:41:28] This girl is literally ass

[01:41:30] This big nosed fuck is still playing Valorant, nerd.

[01:41:36] Bro, I literally just got on. I haven't played this game in a week, bro. Come on. What's wrong with playing this game, bro?

[01:41:41] Do a Tarek. Is Tarek even live?

[01:41:45] Tarek's like lowkey ass, though, no?

[01:41:54] Is Tarek good?

[01:41:57] I

[01:42:01] Derek would do a night shifts

[01:42:08] Hey

[01:42:18] Yo, who does that bro, it's just so stupid actually what a retard, bro

[01:42:27] Yo, who's viewbotting me, bro?

[01:42:31] Genuinely, who is viewbotting me?

[01:42:34] Bro, 15,000 viewers?

[01:42:39] Geez, I could get used to this, bro.

[01:42:43] I could get used to this.

[01:42:45] 15,000 people, huh?

[01:42:48] So this is how it feels like to be like...

[01:42:51] So this is how it feels like to be at the top.

[01:42:54] So this is how it feels like to get the top punch at

[01:43:01] No core guys live equals you have viewers the second they go live you die, but I'm honestly

[01:43:07] It's kind of true. The low key is kind of true. Hey man. Just wanted to stop by and say that you're one of my favorite streamers

[01:43:15] Just kidding fuck yourself ugly big nose fat bomber

[01:43:24] Birdie bro we can talk about-

[01:43:27] They have no idea how long this is going to take.

[01:43:30] Oh bro we talk about this every fucking time.

[01:43:35] Holy crying emoji.

[01:43:39] Holy crying emoji bro.

[01:43:42] Damn.

[01:43:44] Matchbound.

[01:43:47] Oh my god bro we talk about this every time.

[01:43:50] Oh my god, we talk about this every time. Why are you locking my rain? Oh

[01:43:56] There you go, buddy. Thank you, bro. I appreciate it though. Thank you

[01:44:03] Well

[01:44:07] Are you explain me on bro, are you serious? No, no, no, it's not that the kids are dead now. Let's just go on

[01:44:15] But

[01:44:20] If I come around you, can I be myself?

[01:44:25] They just wanted to stop by and say fuck you.

[01:44:28] Bye.

[01:44:29] Nah, I'll play Viper.

[01:44:30] I'll play Clove and then you can play whatever the fuck you want, so, but, anything.

[01:44:34] I was so if you don't want to.

[01:44:36] Nah, fuck that.

[01:44:50] Clued FPS with the tier 1 sub, I love you so much bro, God bless you.

[01:44:57] So what happened to Plackboy Max? I forgot, why did he leave FaZe again?

[01:45:01] Like when it was FaZe, when it was FaZe, I can't remember why he left, what did he do again?

[01:45:06] Oh no, music, right? Music, music?

[01:45:09] 25kb spent to say the truth, a big-nosed frat fuck.

[01:45:14] What is management? What do you mean management?

[01:45:21] What do you mean?

[01:45:25] What do you mean?

[01:45:29] They want to take advantage of my strength.

[01:45:38] Wow.

[01:45:40] I need to be a voice actor.

[01:45:42] If I come around you, can I be myself?

[01:45:46] I wind up in a mirror and just not stick my nose in the air.

[01:45:49] Big nose Max.

[01:45:53] If I was in your shoes, I would be myself.

[01:45:59] Big nose Max.

[01:46:02] Golly, golly, golly, golly, golly.

[01:46:04] Stay from my trap.

[01:46:06] Big nose maxing

[01:46:12] The ones like Alba are up in there

[01:46:14] Big nose maxing

[01:46:15] Yo stop saying that shit, let me focus

[01:46:19] Big nose maxing

[01:46:25] Big nose maxing

[01:46:30] Last player standing

[01:46:32] Oh my god

[01:46:36] You have your

[01:46:41] Yeah, mooder I've recently been diagnosed with a life threatening disease and watching your streams has really helped me come to terms that no matter

[01:46:49] What my life won't never be as bad as someone with your big nose

[01:46:58] Yeah

[01:47:01] Though shut the fuck up

[01:47:07] How many ads are you gonna run bro? Holy shit yo shampy you dumb fuck you literally have a sub you fucking retard

[01:47:14] You get no ads

[01:47:36] You know guys I can leave this game for six months one year three days and I'll always

[01:47:52] come back and want to kill myself when I put this game in GTA 5.

[01:48:15] Chat, you know I don't know why, but I'm actually...

[01:48:20] But I'm actually having really fun. I'm actually having a lot of fun playing League of Legends. I don't know why

[01:48:32] Muda you need to do more IRLs. I don't live in LA bro. If I lived in LA, maybe but

[01:48:39] Oh hell no, bro

[01:48:41] Why are you holding that sparkling water like it's a 40?

[01:48:50] They move the movie over off the screen, top left, so we can see the game.

[01:49:00] up in the mirror just to see yourself left all this behind

[01:49:30] wow that might be for December

[01:49:48] yo I haven't put this game in a while yo I haven't played this game in a while bro

[01:49:56] All my wallop when he gets close to the backseat

[01:50:01] No infernalist bro. We'll lock you bro chill on me infernalist listen

[01:50:06] No, it's been a minute bro chill. It's been a minute. It's been a minute chat

[01:50:12] First of all, i'm gonna go back to my original thoughts on the censor quiles and his dittiness

[01:50:19] First of all chat i'm going back on my original sense

[01:50:23] Solid to me oh

[01:50:26] Big nose look at this huge update from Rocket League of Rebellion.

[01:50:32] Is Rocket League jotted up there?

[01:50:34] It won't let you walk off.

[01:50:36] Do you want to say something to get a plan?

[01:50:38] No, we just want to see if you can fight.

[01:50:42] I just think I know what to do.

[01:50:49] Wait, no wall?

[01:50:50] No, it's not.

[01:50:53] No dealing here.

[01:50:56] I am out, we're down, we're down.

[01:51:02] No charges left.

[01:51:14] I've ulted most of the people. One enemy remaining.

[01:51:17] All right, all right.

[01:51:22] It's an army cross.

[01:51:26] Nice. Nice.

[01:51:28] Alright bro, I will not let you.

[01:51:31] Nah, I'm defaulting my wall mid. I'm defaulting my wall mid.

[01:51:34] You want me to not?

[01:51:36] Well guys, you know, it's literally just insane to remember the fact that I could literally

[01:51:40] insurgerate a third of the solution was

[01:51:42] most of you won't be.

[01:51:44] Told me I told C, most of us all told C.

[01:51:47] The fact that I could literally go to Apex Legends, Valorant, League of Legends,

[01:51:51] Rocket League, they'll perform at the top of the ranks,

[01:51:54] They literally banned me and Rainbow succeed because they thought

[01:52:03] Scripts and League of Legends just wait bro. Give it a monster. He'll give up

[01:52:24] Do you all like that entry do you all like that entry?

[01:52:33] I'm a team player. I'm not a solo player bro. I'm a team player. I'm a team player

[01:52:42] I'm a team player

[01:52:44] I'm a team player breath. You understand me. Muda you literally threw your ass

[01:52:51] Shad does anyone here actually meditate is meditating good

[01:52:58] Does anybody here actually meditate I want to get into meditating bro. No troll I

[01:53:03] Heard that it's like consistently chat

[01:53:05] I'm not talking about the people who meditate once a month or once a week

[01:53:09] So I'm like maybe like two three times a week something like more than that

[01:53:13] like that

[01:53:15] is it good to let me go with nobody like what's the benefits of meditating though it

[01:53:27] It only works if you don't have a rock in your head.

[01:53:52] enemy remaining

[01:54:17] Killed it and then we definitely killed them

[01:54:22] So what is this message here?

[01:54:26] Big black wolf 6'7", Hi Buddha, this is Trevor from chatbot students.

[01:54:31] We kindly request that if you're going to pay for the extra to have our employees interact

[01:54:36] with your chat, don't make fun of them.

[01:54:38] We know you have difficulty getting real viewers and it frustrates you, but please don't

[01:54:41] take it on our employees.

[01:54:42] Thank you Buddha.

[01:55:13] I'm gonna be weird though

[01:55:19] And I bomb I'll run back grab it

[01:55:25] There's no that a

[01:55:32] Chat I need a mouse pad that's very big bro. Where can I get a big mouse pad, bro?

[01:55:38] First of all, I spilled coffee on this mousepad, so it's like dirty and it's stained, right?

[01:55:44] So it won't go away.

[01:55:45] Second of all, chat, second of all, second of all, I want a mousepad that's like super

[01:55:52] big.

[01:55:53] Like, like what are these?

[01:55:54] If you ignore my bits again, I will find your house and go bombing with you.

[01:55:58] Fuck you.

[01:55:59] Chat, what's a very, very good mousepad that's super big?

[01:56:07] Are you sure it's coffee sus?

[01:56:19] Just buy an artisan?

[01:56:20] I mean I do have an artisan, it's right here, but it's not big enough.

[01:56:23] I want like a bigger one.

[01:56:24] I want a bigger one.

[01:56:26] Well can you guys lock your camera?

[01:56:30] What do you mean?

[01:56:31] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

[01:56:37] Yo, do you guys, do you guys have-

[01:56:40] It's less than B-Bron our team.

[01:56:41] Yo, do you guys know a mouse pad that's like, like a desk pad?

[01:56:45] I don't like the square ones.

[01:56:47] Do you guys know any like good big pads?

[01:56:50] I used to use the Glorious like MMK or something.

[01:56:54] I don't know.

[01:56:55] What the hell?

[01:56:56] I'm not a player.

[01:56:57] No, it's good.

[01:56:58] I'm not a player.

[01:56:59] I'm not a player.

[01:57:00] No, it's good.

[01:57:01] I'm not a player.

[01:57:02] I'm not a player.

[01:57:03] I'm not a player.

[01:57:04] I'm not a player.

[01:57:05] I'm not a player.

[01:57:06] I'm not a player.

[01:57:07] more.

[01:57:08] You should just go back and let off, you don't need to do a list.

[01:57:14] I'll drop the most if you have a wall.

[01:57:18] Someone's got to jump out or dart close or something.

[01:57:22] Yo, our chamber's got to do that shit, bro.

[01:57:25] Yo, wall's long gone.

[01:57:29] Listen to this!

[01:57:33] Are you guys going to fucking do anything?

[01:57:36] No we're slowed.

[01:57:37] I know.

[01:57:38] Stop what it means!

[01:57:40] Stop that!

[01:57:49] You like soccer?

[01:57:53] I'll be killed.

[01:57:54] You're the last player in the game.

[01:57:56] What a wanker.

[01:57:58] Stop whining for your lucky.

[01:57:59] I couldn't.

[01:58:01] BOSS!

[01:58:03] Damn it.

[01:58:06] I could have stayed back. It's not good.

[01:58:11] What?

[01:58:14] I'm not here. I just swung out.

[01:58:18] So, I get them all in. I've got one or both got one tap.

[01:58:21] Guys, Miss Queen is mating, bro.

[01:58:25] I don't play this game anymore, man.

[01:58:28] What the fuck is that?

[01:58:30] I mean, is it good now that they nerf me on those?

[01:58:33] I don't know it doesn't feel fine

[01:58:35] No it actually is right

[01:58:37] I feel better

[01:58:41] Do y'all like mouse fun dildos when you play or not?

[01:58:43] What?

[01:58:45] Nah I got a mouse

[01:58:47] I was going to play for you

[01:58:49] What the fuck are you guys saying?

[01:58:51] Go away go away go away they have mouse fun dildos

[01:58:53] Go away

[01:58:55] They want me to play

[01:58:57] Mickey Mouse

[01:58:59] They didn't brass mine brah keep a quick smoke. Yeah, let me make you that

[01:59:22] It's like my skill is dawn bro

[01:59:25] How long has it been since I played Val?

[01:59:32] The last one in.

[01:59:33] How long has it been since I played Val?

[01:59:36] I love you bro.

[01:59:41] I love you bro.

[01:59:42] Bro!

[01:59:43] B.S.R.

[01:59:44] Yeah we calm that.

[01:59:45] Oh my god.

[01:59:46] Oh my god.

[01:59:47] Oh my god, my wrist doesn't move like that, I ate my wrist bro, it's like already like

[01:59:57] turntable.

[01:59:58] Oh my god, bro.

[01:59:59] Chaz is actually scary, bro.

[02:00:06] Like generally, bro, generally.

[02:00:08] Bro, I need a new dildo, I need one has suggestions, yeah I know you like use a lot, but I actually

[02:00:16] bro like I don't know man like what will that do for you well so why I'm

[02:00:22] it like it like wakes you up remember why and you play better yeah what if you

[02:00:28] just like pop like a hundred more grams of Adderall and then like that might be

[02:00:32] better than ever hard it's not

[02:00:35] Holy shit, it's bad.

[02:00:39] That's awful.

[02:00:40] It's down to the other side.

[02:00:49] One more B. One more B.

[02:00:51] It's just down to the other side.

[02:00:57] One mid-doors.

[02:01:05] I

[02:02:35] NOOOOO

[02:02:37] Last round in the half

[02:02:43] Why is he playing?

[02:02:45] Nabo with the 2 months, I love you bro

[02:02:48] Bro got one kill and got hyped

[02:02:51] Hopped that ass in the end

[02:02:53] He makes me feel like not very good, I'm not gonna lie

[02:02:55] Is Neon updated? Yes, Neon is updated bro, thank god

[02:03:01] I saw your room

[02:03:05] fuck me

[02:03:07] what the

[02:03:13] headshot

[02:03:17] look inside

[02:03:21] we're dealing at ya

[02:03:27] come on

[02:03:31] meat player

[02:03:33] I know, bruh.

[02:03:40] W's.

[02:03:41] Switching sides.

[02:03:42] They demand a fight.

[02:03:43] Who are we to disobey?

[02:03:52] bro like getting back in this game is like so sweaty you know I see why a

[02:04:09] lot of streamers aren't gamer streamers because you know if you're

[02:04:14] and be really good at video games

[02:04:18] I lost your fucking mind

[02:04:21] I don't know what to say

[02:04:24] Just play retake it

[02:04:26] or coming to you

[02:04:28] There's no windows on this one

[02:04:35] On the side

[02:04:37] Jack's on the side

[02:04:39] Okay, he's running

[02:04:41] He's low, he's low

[02:04:44] who didn't kill the jet bro banna who's here are we literally ran out of the

[02:04:56] smoke and just started running and gunning and kill two

[02:05:00] that's just a pistol around you know what I'm not gonna lie I don't like

[02:05:05] You can play like 7 dirt a man

[02:05:09] That was one three one of them the biggest after the fucking game everyone run and rotate

[02:05:15] But it's five

[02:05:20] Just like that

[02:05:24] Not this round it fuck you mean not this round many cams. I'm just gonna snipe you

[02:05:35] Oh my god!

[02:05:50] Last player standing.

[02:05:53] Spike planted.

[02:05:54] I didn't want any men.

[02:05:57] like fuck I'm washed these guns are okay but I will also bring no good

[02:06:08] guardians can I've had this prime shit like five I got you

[02:06:12] What Valorant Hamza no bro no no no league with Hamza bro

[02:06:26] I'm gonna say 120 bro, I saw it.

[02:06:52] I'm gonna be spiked down B.

[02:06:59] No, he can't.

[02:07:03] He's got some enemy remaining.

[02:07:08] He's getting smoked.

[02:07:10] Here, spiked up.

[02:07:12] He's one HP?

[02:07:16] I'm stuck in main right now.

[02:07:18] He's outside or no?

[02:07:20] No one's looking at me.

[02:07:24] What?

[02:07:25] I don't know. I don't know.

[02:07:27] What's he doing?

[02:07:28] I didn't touch him.

[02:07:30] Yo, he's one-thirty.

[02:07:32] Watch out.

[02:07:38] Man, man, man, man.

[02:07:40] Go play, go play.

[02:07:42] Where's him?

[02:07:44] are you playing league today muda yes I think so I think so I think so I think so I think

[02:08:05] so the thing is I really want to play league and I really want to scratch the game I want

[02:08:10] play apex as well chat you bet it won't make a difference

[02:08:15] i wanna play apex in the buff

[02:08:19] uh 3v3

[02:08:23] oh and they're actually actually vibrate might not be here like chat i need to

[02:08:26] get i need to i need to become an apex predator

[02:08:30] yeah i think they're leaving

[02:09:04] fucking you go to me bro not literally but I'm one literally oh

[02:09:20] how to smoke if you want

[02:09:28] bro who is hyperion and why is he playing like that bro

[02:09:34] The thing is, bro, playing with Zayn and all them, bro, they move so fast, chat, that

[02:09:44] it genuinely, like... it genuinely, like... bro, it's genuinely, like, alarming how

[02:09:53] fast they play, chat.

[02:09:54] I swear to God

[02:10:04] To be

[02:10:13] They're not coming out

[02:10:24] I'm using 0.1 again chat.

[02:10:37] 2, 3, 3, 3 man, 3 man, Viper, yep.

[02:10:47] I

[02:11:01] If I come around you cannot be myself

[02:11:05] Wind up in the mirror just to see yourself

[02:11:09] Left all this behind

[02:11:13] Yeah

[02:11:17] Shut up!

[02:11:19] Do y'all not like my city?

[02:11:21] I can't believe I'm gonna turn 22 today bro!

[02:11:25] It's a nice-

[02:11:27] I'm just asking

[02:11:31] Vipers Visa

[02:11:32] Trumby

[02:11:33] 2v2

[02:11:38] Nothing else

[02:11:40] enemy from destroyed

[02:11:42] oh

[02:11:45] So I'm legitimately everyone's sniping. They're on each guy. It's gonna be so dead

[02:11:59] Host the party and Windsor I'll pull up bro. I should skip the reporting winter, bro

[02:12:04] Not only am I gonna get robbed and I'm probably get slimed out and shot bro on ironically

[02:12:08] How was that sniping because he saw me a main I hold it for seven seconds

[02:12:13] Oh, that's second I turn around he swings me. It's obvious. What's that time?

[02:12:26] You want me it's a long man

[02:12:32] You can track cost

[02:12:38] I can walk down if we want.

[02:12:40] Oh yeah, I can just solo.

[02:12:46] I'll just walk down this round.

[02:12:48] I can just do it.

[02:12:50] Also, did my smoke talk to chamber or no?

[02:12:54] I don't think so.

[02:12:56] A little bit, but it's fine.

[02:13:28] I'm going to get him.

[02:13:38] He ran to say.

[02:13:40] Interesting.

[02:13:41] Last player standing.

[02:13:42] He is up.

[02:13:43] Oh my God.

[02:13:44] It's fine.

[02:13:45] It's fine.

[02:13:46] It's fine.

[02:13:47] I'm going to op this round.

[02:13:48] I'll buy some of them too.

[02:13:49] Oh fuck.

[02:13:50] Hey you know what?

[02:13:51] It's fine. It's fine.

[02:13:53] I'm gonna opt this round. I'll buy some of them, too.

[02:13:55] I'm trying to find a beautiful...

[02:13:57] Oh, fuck. Hey, you know what? Is it better to buy some of them, or opt?

[02:14:00] Oh, no. Chamber's off.

[02:14:03] Down.

[02:14:06] Muda, you're muted?

[02:14:07] You're not finding a Guardian Viper.

[02:14:09] Hello? Am I muted?

[02:14:10] I don't have enough for that one.

[02:14:13] Fire Viper.

[02:14:14] We're quest Viper.

[02:14:16] Wait, why?

[02:14:17] Jet's fine, Jet's fine.

[02:14:19] I'm one of my A3s right now, B. Oh, this guy's just a little grand.

[02:14:35] Shot.

[02:14:36] Call for smoke.

[02:14:37] You want to smoke?

[02:14:38] Or no?

[02:14:39] Ah, yeah.

[02:14:40] Can't break.

[02:14:41] Sorry, sorry.

[02:14:42] I should have gone.

[02:14:43] They're out, B.

[02:14:44] There I'll be up.

[02:14:51] Spike down B.

[02:14:56] One modern.

[02:14:58] Modern man, modern man.

[02:15:01] So what's 1 HP?

[02:15:04] One enemy remaining.

[02:15:06] Spike down B.

[02:15:08] Oh, you're on your own.

[02:15:10] Yo, oh my god, bro!

[02:15:13] Am I actually muted? Hello?

[02:15:15] We know the drill.

[02:15:16] Test one, two, three, test one, two, three, hello.

[02:15:21] Test one, two, three, hello.

[02:15:23] Don't fuck yourself.

[02:15:31] You want the one-way or no?

[02:15:39] Yeah.

[02:15:40] Yeah.

[02:15:41] Can you break the drone?

[02:15:43] Yeah

[02:15:45] I cannot smoke you

[02:15:53] We're working here

[02:15:56] Nice

[02:15:57] Yeah, your car is on

[02:16:00] Get your head

[02:16:01] Actual retard

[02:16:08] I'm stuck

[02:16:10] Last player standing on the head and

[02:16:15] Spike planted

[02:16:24] I just never gonna cross he probably won't

[02:16:39] I guess it's literally impossible to stop the

[02:17:09] I like the addition there

[02:17:11] It's like

[02:17:16] Come on man, get out of my way

[02:17:26] Oh my god

[02:17:58] I

[02:18:05] My dad

[02:18:10] Spike down be

[02:18:28] ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[02:18:41] don't touch the op again i killed two you fucking retard fuck you

[02:18:50] play up here, play on the right side here actually take my bandeau

[02:18:53] do that aas

[02:18:53] right from the right side i'm gonna break it down

[02:18:55] come here deagle, i need a deagle

[02:18:58] of

[02:19:05] of

[02:19:09] of

[02:19:12] of

[02:19:15] of

[02:19:17] of

[02:19:19] of

[02:19:22] of

[02:19:27] The last player standing.

[02:19:29] They just fell out of it.

[02:19:35] Bro...

[02:19:37] This guy says win for Lebanon.

[02:19:39] Are you retarded, Brittany?

[02:19:41] What do you mean the win for Lebanon?

[02:19:43] What does that mean?

[02:19:57] I

[02:20:07] Have are you darting when they come out yeah, they're pretty

[02:20:14] Where are you?

[02:20:22] I'm gonna buy some of it

[02:20:24] I

[02:20:26] Once I drop you guardian need a drop. Thanks

[02:20:37] Oh my god, whoa, I don't understand like what am I doing wrong?

[02:20:41] What I like to go I'm gonna snipe and I'm gonna get in my head fuck you

[02:20:45] I'm break turning and you know

[02:20:48] begins

[02:20:51] Listen to this

[02:21:24] Nice

[02:21:27] Fucky it's that

[02:21:32] I have a turtle I just like I don't know sniping no other time there's nothing hyperion snipping okay

[02:21:39] I just wanted to know so I can call it like no time

[02:21:42] Yeah, I don't know hyperion sniping. I don't know about anyone else to be honest

[02:21:48] Maybe jet unless you got a really good timing, but hyperion

[02:21:52] I'll wait for like 10 seconds

[02:22:00] So I got six second to labor

[02:22:03] All right, let's just go be there be so asses one elbow viper like good a place like off site

[02:22:08] It's just fun at that place like here smoke smoke ground in case they're hoping and just dash up

[02:22:22] I have sights.

[02:22:29] I mean like I don't know McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's half walk half walk

[02:22:47] McDonald's half walk he's out he's out 95 no

[02:22:51] No kill

[02:22:57] Taric wouldn't die there. Yo, but dear Taric also down a three inch cock like you all right

[02:23:04] So by me

[02:23:21] I mean, if you can bomb type it down, bomb is not even down, just chill.

[02:23:47] I planted.

[02:23:54] Enemy spotted.

[02:24:01] Last player standing.

[02:24:08] I don't think you should solo fight be mean we have Molly for stall and a trip for

[02:24:34] Yeah, mother

[02:24:53] We should go be about let chamber go window with off and just angle out so moldy

[02:24:59] He's gonna kill one and once our chamber kills one guy which eggs that come be

[02:25:04] I want to join me on that angle I want.

[02:25:11] Yeah.

[02:25:12] Copy.

[02:25:13] Take flight.

[02:25:14] Now I want.

[02:25:15] Now pause it.

[02:25:16] Now pa-

[02:25:17] No pausin, no pausin.

[02:25:36] He's back side or is he D?

[02:25:38] He's back side.

[02:25:39] Like how it is.

[02:25:47] One more, one more is right on it

[02:25:51] Nice, careful link, careful link

[02:26:04] On top, man

[02:26:13] Oh, so TTA, TTA

[02:27:17] I think it was hard to get more there bro, I'm not gonna lie

[02:27:29] Run the or that too smoky in

[02:27:39] Yeah, I know our problem, bro

[02:27:40] We just need more people on a like we need one guy we need at least like two a

[02:27:46] I need a guy like on site like in the yellow box with me and it's two guys in the yellow box to me we win that every time

[02:28:02] Now we need to worry about getting here. I don't know what the fuck we're gonna get here though. How do we get this?

[02:28:09] Go and take site

[02:28:12] They can't hold sites that their sideholds are legit horrible

[02:28:16] I'm smoking brother.

[02:28:18] I'm being lurched right now.

[02:28:20] Okay.

[02:28:21] Go fast.

[02:28:23] Take flight.

[02:28:27] Dropping smoke.

[02:28:29] I'm on an ease.

[02:28:32] He's smoking the area.

[02:28:34] Oh.

[02:28:36] There's smoke for them.

[02:28:38] Fine.

[02:28:39] I'm gonna plant.

[02:28:41] one more in our spawn, two more in our spawn

[02:28:48] two in our spawn

[02:28:51] one down, one down

[02:28:56] oh my god, he sucked up, had phones like yellow, I was too molly

[02:29:06] last player standing

[02:29:10] I killed two and there's two more flank, bro

[02:29:18] My god, I had smoked him one one way main bro

[02:29:21] No, we all took ones bro just call to fight something together either fight back side or fight the guys

[02:29:26] You guys literally took the first one out of everybody

[02:29:32] We should we should play post we should we should fight the guys me

[02:29:37] Why didn't you call that and our jet was with me? It's fine. It's fine

[02:29:45] I guess they're gonna look at the stream they're gonna see there's nobody being there gonna get me

[02:29:48] I'm gonna leave you guys. I am gonna go be a

[02:29:51] J. Go play B. I'll put on there

[02:29:54] Can you break the drone so far?

[02:29:57] No, here. I don't why you darting before they even came too close to getting out

[02:30:37] I don't know.

[02:30:44] I'm going past around this time.

[02:30:47] I'm going from here.

[02:30:52] My ulcer is ready.

[02:30:55] My block is right here.

[02:31:00] Oh my god.

[02:31:06] Uhhh...

[02:31:10] Come on!

[02:31:21] Switching sides over time.

[02:31:25] It pushed four of them, push B.

[02:31:31] Four of them pushed B?

[02:31:32] Four of them literally ran down.

[02:31:35] Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's split B, let's split B

[02:31:39] and let's go like three, three people go up to like, I don't know

[02:31:45] I want to see you crawl

[02:31:49] Last discreet day, last time I poured out

[02:31:53] Take flight

[02:31:55] The answer's so correct

[02:31:57] No, you're not

[02:31:58] Alright, let's go on the screen there, Mike

[02:32:00] I'm solo I'm solo man there was there was four here the viper was solo a no

[02:32:20] vipers here too no I know about viper rotating in so viper was solo a so viper

[02:32:25] solo A4B?

[02:32:27] Vipers started here. He was back say. He mullied him.

[02:32:30] So it was 5B?

[02:32:31] I killed Vipers.

[02:32:32] Yeah.

[02:32:33] Yeah, one rotate this spawn was probably...

[02:32:35] It was sova.

[02:32:39] Literally every one.

[02:32:49] Amen.

[02:32:53] They care about him.

[02:32:54] like once the door comes in

[02:32:56] they're not out

[02:32:58] they're coming out

[02:33:00] or they're tapping or not out

[02:33:06] someone come back here

[02:33:08] I am I am I am

[02:33:10] 40 on mix come on

[02:33:12] enemy B

[02:33:14] enemy marked

[02:33:16] I'm not mad by the way, it should be B-star.

[02:33:33] One more stun-off.

[02:33:34] one more, one more, mid, got it, nice, nice, one D man, I think I lost that, I can't

[02:33:49] smoke man, so.

[02:33:51] Enemy B.

[02:33:57] 30 seconds left.

[02:33:59] One enemy remaining.

[02:34:01] Mid, mid on me.

[02:34:03] Let's go, let's go.

[02:34:13] Uno memento, bro.

[02:34:15] Well, I swear to god if they draw it out,

[02:34:17] Okay, good chat one of my mental bro, one of my mental

[02:34:29] They get hard and forget they're playing

[02:34:36] They don't have info now, they're kind of like they're like also

[02:34:40] Gonna run around

[02:34:42] Take space just type type the call and proceed

[02:34:47] I think we just...

[02:34:49] Yeah.

[02:34:55] Sova and Nix for that.

[02:35:04] Walk down out though. Walk down out.

[02:35:06] I should be. I should be down. I promise you.

[02:35:08] If I just not hit you.

[02:35:09] When should we have a deploying brawl?

[02:35:11] I have them.

[02:35:13] I actually like...

[02:35:15] I couldn't have done window

[02:35:18] I'm going, I'm going window

[02:35:30] CT, CT

[02:35:31] here here

[02:35:38] okay

[02:35:45] what can you do

[02:35:50] switching sides

[02:35:57] I'm sorry, bro. I have to full cam. I have to

[02:36:02] I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry

[02:36:05] That's the reason why I can't play this game, bro

[02:36:07] Jay, you're 35 kills. What sense are you on what mouse do you have? What's your mouse pad right now go?

[02:36:13] By for me, I'm on point one five and I got an artisan

[02:36:18] You're a soft

[02:36:19] You're the before

[02:36:22] My one point one five. There are what else yet?

[02:36:57] that full cam we went two rounds in a row wallah I wonder how easy these games

[02:37:02] would be wallahi I wonder how easy these games would be if I streamed on nine

[02:37:09] first bloods nine nine nine nine nine nine nine first bloods bro nine fucking

[02:37:22] first bloods nine fucking first bloods bro nine

[02:37:27] It's just so fast like

[02:37:31] Well, I enjoy this game so much, but it's just I have to have it's a dilemma, bro

[02:37:36] Either I have to try my best like I want to talk to my chat or let my chat suffer and have aides and I fucking play

[02:37:44] Valorant with full delay and enjoy the game

[02:37:49] Like it's literally like it's what do I do like it's literally like it's I don't say

[02:37:54] There's nothing I could do bro

[02:37:57] It's like when I choose a video game rank over you guys, or you guys over on video game

[02:38:05] rank, you know what I'm saying?

[02:38:08] It's just shameless though bro, fuck.

[02:38:11] Ask Subrosa he does it, fuck no he doesn't do it bro, what are you talking about Subrosa

[02:38:14] does it?

[02:38:23] First of all he plays 30 second delay.

[02:38:25] of all if he's not on delay he's getting sniped by Tyrone the Slayer 3, 4, 2 and no-kiz.

[02:38:31] Slither the aides.

[02:38:32] Chat, one more game? Two more games? What do y'all want to do? When are the core boys

[02:38:41] going live? You're pissing me off.

[02:38:43] But you know, it's weird man chat should I I want to look into getting a new mouse, bro

[02:38:54] I'm not even gonna lie

[02:39:00] I'm not even trolling I

[02:39:02] Want a low key. I want to look into getting the razor v4 pro

[02:39:06] Should I get the razor v4 pro? Should we do a best buy segment?

[02:39:11] I don't even know if I can all my shit's dead right now if I'm gonna be honest

[02:39:22] Oh, it's even sold out in nearby stores anyway, I have to buy it on Amazon chat. What's better than the beat the before pro or the super light

[02:39:28] Bro, fuck buying, look for a house, not a mouse.

[02:39:45] Not a bad shout.

[02:39:48] That's, that's not a bad shout, bro, that's not a bad shout at all.

[02:39:54] I'm not gonna lie, that's actually not a bad shout.

[02:39:58] Let's check Militia.ca, check are there any houses available right now for me.

[02:40:06] Let's see.

[02:40:07] Let's see.

[02:40:08] Are there any new available houses for me right now?

[02:40:11] Let's see.

[02:40:42] Check bro, I can't even live in an apartment first of all. I'm too loud. Check am I allowed to live in an apartment?

[02:40:49] No, bro, right? I'm way too loud, right chat

[02:40:53] Like I'm way too loud to live in an apartment, right now this house low key looks beautiful chat

[02:40:59] But when I open this up, I'm just so confused of what I'm greeted with

[02:41:04] What are these like bitty?

[02:41:07] What are these like bitty mirrors? Okay?

[02:41:12] And then you go upstairs and you have this like weird looking like I don't even know what's going on

[02:41:18] We have this like random ass wall that's paper thin that has a campfire in it or like like a fireplace in it

[02:41:28] Kitchen is very very nice

[02:41:29] I like I like and then I just get these weird ass

[02:41:33] 1966 fucking like like floors and then I get this weird ass

[02:41:38] Diddy basement with nothing but a sink inside of it with no appliances. Just a sink and

[02:41:45] Then a nice bathroom and then a pool in the back

[02:41:50] Muda you were never satisfied. I mean bro. This is literally what's we're gonna AI generated house

[02:41:55] Now bulky this house doesn't look bad this one

[02:42:01] Doesn't look bad at all. So does this also look good?

[02:42:08] you

[02:42:38] you

[02:43:08] you

[02:43:38] you

[02:44:08] you

[02:44:38] you

[02:45:08] right now and it's not a bad house at all bro like at all it's not a bad house at all

[02:45:19] but he's fucking kicking me out bro and that's Canadian $2700 a month and that's Canadian

[02:45:27] Wait, AJ, save while your shit is 9.5k a month, you're lying, right?

[02:45:39] AJ, are you retarded?

[02:45:44] AJ, you played 10k a month?

[02:45:53] Are you fucking retarded?

[02:46:00] Bro, are you serious?

[02:46:02] Are you stupid?

[02:46:04] Bro, AJ, but 10K a month?

[02:46:09] How much money do you make, bro?

[02:46:12] You gotta be making more money than me, bro.

[02:46:14] Even I wouldn't even pay for hours at 10K a month.

[02:46:16] Well, there's no way, you probably split it between people, right?

[02:46:20] There's no way you pay 10K a month, right?

[02:46:23] The core boys pay $120,000 a month.

[02:46:26] No, it's not even close.

[02:46:35] I thought it was like 60K a month.

[02:46:44] It's like 50 to 60K, not 120K.

[02:46:47] It's gonna be all get lonely and you call me all I needed yeah man I mean shut up scared

[02:47:00] bro where do I live bro.

[02:47:05] Yeah we just reviewed this bro this house is so weird shut look at this you open the

[02:47:16] door? Chat, you opened the door? What the fuck is happening down here? Like, what the

[02:47:25] fuck is- what type of entry is this? Like, it's like a one-way, bro. It's like a what-

[02:47:31] it's like an airlock in fucking rust. What the fuck is this entrance? I'm just so good.

[02:47:36] Like, what type of retard built this house? It's really just a one-way. Like, what is this?

[02:47:41] It's a boxing ring, like actually.

[02:47:45] And what are these giddy mirrors that they have on one side of that?

[02:47:51] Who built this house, bro?

[02:47:53] You are so stupid.

[02:47:57] I don't like that house at all.

[02:48:02] $2,600 a month for this house.

[02:48:05] And she's actually not bad, but it doesn't have a garage and it's

[02:48:07] low-key in a bad area.

[02:48:09] $3,500 a month for a $2 garage with no like driveway that still has like I don't know house looks pretty cool though

[02:48:18] But like I

[02:48:20] Just can't live here bro. No fucking garage. She's gonna 1965 house

[02:48:25] Check you guys think I could live in a apartment

[02:48:29] Do you guys think I could live in an apartment or am I too loud?

[02:48:36] Yeah, I see everyone said no instantly

[02:48:39] Everyone in the chat said no underground parking to low-key underground parking, but yeah, I'm also way too loud

[02:48:47] Yeah, so apart much are completely out of the equation

[02:48:53] This is four thousand two hundred dollars a month, but it's also like what is this what the fuck is this elongated house

[02:49:00] What the fuck is this? It's like some type of a horror movie fucking house

[02:49:05] living rooms kinda fire though, bathrooms a little outdated, actually no, not outdated

[02:49:13] at all, just bad colors, not my vibe, bathroom is lowkey sex water, his bathroom is lowkey

[02:49:19] kinda fire, ahhhh!

[02:49:35] It is have old furniture though, but I mean I feel like I can like fix that don't know

[02:49:59] I just don't know what is this room like what is this room a bar area things like a bar area

[02:50:10] and then like what is this an airlock it's like an airlock like oh my god why are so many like

[02:50:17] like bro we're like in the 70 to 100 where people playing rust IRL like why is there

[02:50:23] airlocks back in the day what the fuck were they doing they have a nice ass backyard

[02:50:29] the nice-ass pool. Lake Shore? Oh, how far is this house? Oh, it's in Lake Shore. It's like a

[02:50:34] Nokia 20-minute drive. Fire-ass house, though, but 20 minutes for $4,500 a month.

[02:50:42] This house is also very, very nice.

[02:50:44] but again chat this house but again this house is like 20 minutes away 20

[02:51:02] minutes is nothing do 20 minutes is

[02:51:14] you

[02:51:44] you

[02:52:14] you

[02:52:44] you

[02:53:14] you

[02:53:44] you

[02:54:14] you

[02:54:44] you

[02:55:14] you

[02:55:44] you

[02:56:14] you

[02:57:14] I

[02:57:25] Just go to LA

[02:57:44] I feel like mental is very very very important as a streamer bro and my mental would not

[02:58:01] be good if I'm around fucking randoms in L.A.

[02:58:06] So now you're still alive, to another thought you from the other side, I set my expectations

[02:58:27] I

[02:58:39] Tried for a month. I would go for a month, but where the fuck am I gonna go for a month?

[02:58:45] And also like yeah, I don't know I don't know whatever

[02:58:57] Once I check I think a piss brother. I don't think a piss in 36 seconds shot

[02:59:02] My cock is then they're gonna fall off my body give me one sec

[02:59:11] Yeah

[02:59:57] match found

[03:00:27] you

[03:00:57] you

[03:01:27] you

[03:01:57] you

[03:02:27] you

[03:02:57] you

[03:03:27] you

[03:03:57] you

[03:04:27] you

[03:04:57] you

[03:05:27] you

[03:05:57] That's it for 4k.

[03:06:23] It's like the size of my house right now.

[03:06:28] Bro, I'm not gonna be picky.

[03:06:29] I'm just saying for 4K.

[03:06:43] Bro, the thing is it's only for a year.

[03:06:45] It's not for a month.

[03:06:46] It's not for, I mean, true.

[03:06:49] But bro, for a year, a year's a long time, bro.

[03:06:51] In my opinion, no.

[03:06:53] match found

[03:07:07] mura can you move here

[03:07:14] This guy is still sniping me by the way.

[03:07:31] Hyperion is still sniping me by the way.

[03:07:41] He waited an hour for me to queue.

[03:07:43] He waited for me to find a house and then sleighten me after it.

[03:07:54] They actually think they can plant a spike.

[03:07:57] I proceed.

[03:08:13] What is this?

[03:08:20] Kendrick Lamar's G-Nex continues to be removed from streaming platforms, and Amazon music is out of being the latest to de-list the album.

[03:08:27] What even is G-Nex?

[03:08:40] Kendrick dropped the whole ass album that I didn't even know. What the fuck is G-Nex?

[03:08:43] Yohan's up

[03:08:45] of

[03:08:52] of

[03:08:55] of

[03:08:59] of

[03:09:02] of

[03:09:05] of

[03:09:07] Gen X wanted one of his grandies.

[03:09:11] Well Kendrick Lamarra can drop a literally like an album with two songs on the album

[03:09:17] and somehow still get a Grammy.

[03:09:21] You should be there too.

[03:09:27] Kendrick is so shit.

[03:09:29] Kendrick is literally ass.

[03:09:32] Okay you know what I'm hating.

[03:09:34] He's not ass, but like, Drake obviously clears, it's kind of like pretty easily like, obvious.

[03:09:54] Can I drink like five good songs? And I'll tell you which one it is. Love?

[03:10:04] retirement homes available

[03:10:07] Love

[03:10:11] Drink

[03:10:15] Love and drink

[03:10:21] There's some force now more

[03:10:23] I

[03:10:33] Shot

[03:10:43] Just what I just want a I saw be window

[03:10:53] What's your name, but I forgot it.

[03:10:57] One out, B.

[03:10:58] No, bro!

[03:11:05] Oh my god, are you serious?

[03:11:08] Oh my god, this is our world.

[03:11:10] Why am I playing the same map twice?

[03:11:23] Yeah, so, I don't know, we'll find the house eventually I think.

[03:11:31] Does Hamza live in a house chat, or does he live in an apartment, does anyone here know?

[03:11:46] homeless

[03:11:56] cross

[03:12:06] Yeah, it's awesome

[03:12:16] I'm getting hungry chat and you guys know what happens when I get hungry, bro

[03:12:20] So y'all know what happens when I get hungry, bro. I think I have to eat

[03:12:33] Shake filet here you go

[03:12:36] So you know what's weird bro?

[03:12:48] I used shampoo in my hair yesterday and my hair is like itchy, why?

[03:12:58] And don't say lice, don't piss me off.

[03:13:03] Oh my god bro

[03:13:08] Lack of raw beef

[03:13:13] Do you never use shampoos? No I never use shampoos once a week

[03:13:18] But yesterday I did twice a week on accident bro, on accident I didn't even know

[03:13:24] Yeah bro it's a beast

[03:13:25] one more window, one more window, sorry, midniverse.

[03:13:54] Well, I was gonna rent a house 120 on viper

[03:14:00] Well, it's gonna rent a house and I found the perfect house for me

[03:14:04] And I asked her rent the house and said she said hi we're planning to rent for a family not bachelors

[03:14:13] What do you mean?

[03:14:15] What does that fucking mean?

[03:14:24] What why is laughing single people? So they want families not single people. How does that even make sense?

[03:14:46] More income

[03:14:48] They don't trust people like you.

[03:14:58] Here.

[03:14:59] One B.

[03:15:00] They found my trap.

[03:15:01] My trap.

[03:15:02] Spike planted.

[03:15:03] Spike planted.

[03:15:10] You had your fun!

[03:15:19] My turn!

[03:15:23] Oh my God!

[03:15:26] Take an out.

[03:15:29] I'm here

[03:15:32] So just being one last player standing

[03:15:43] Trying to be kiss-like and check them in the shed

[03:15:54] Road is to go back to those 20 20 gms a day

[03:15:59] Damn, man.

[03:16:01] High-fiving.

[03:16:14] Smoked, man.

[03:16:59] I actually wonder what my next house is going to look like like a new PC drop my new PC

[03:17:11] What do you mean?

[03:17:13] Wait, wasn't that like a hardware?

[03:17:15] Huh?

[03:17:17] I don't remember.

[03:17:19] What was a hardware?

[03:17:26] Oh, no, I didn't think out- no, no, it was like a,

[03:17:29] like a one week calm band.

[03:17:38] Keep up.

[03:17:41] He's going to whip on that.

[03:18:06] You and me!

[03:18:17] Good shot.

[03:18:20] I just shot.

[03:18:23] Maw, fuck you, bro.

[03:18:26] One's bricks, I saw his back.

[03:18:27] I'm just happy I don't see Neon anymore, bro.

[03:18:29] One bricks, I saw back side.

[03:18:30] Like, if I were to die with Neon or a shotgun, bro, one more time, I'd be able to roll through this window.

[03:18:34] I saw someone swing you back side.

[03:18:36] Two site. Two site.

[03:18:37] One more, one more soba.

[03:18:38] Back side as well.

[03:18:39] Niiiiiiine!

[03:18:40] Nice.

[03:18:41] You're just shit guys.

[03:18:42] Niiine.

[03:19:04] I come in this round grown-ass man sitting like what

[03:19:14] Oh

[03:19:21] Let's fly

[03:19:44] I can buy one.

[03:20:13] After this chat, can we do IRL segment and go upstairs and figure out what to eat next?

[03:20:26] AFKathon

[03:20:30] For every Valorant game chat, I need like a 30 minute recharge.

[03:20:38] Come play. That's alright.

[03:20:40] That's on our shield, so was it.

[03:20:43] Oh my god, I whiffed.

[03:20:46] Give me like a flood smite.

[03:20:59] Fine, sidewall.

[03:21:13] I'm gonna be re-managing.

[03:21:15] Come on, fight!

[03:21:17] I'm gonna lay it.

[03:21:19] Man.

[03:21:23] 138, uh...

[03:21:27] Fuck him! He's at 138.

[03:21:29] Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.

[03:21:43] One jumping jack equals one gifted sub I think I'm in the pants that don't show

[03:21:51] my cock if I jump a jack let me see

[03:22:02] like bro might as well just make like might as well make a fucking only fans

[03:22:07] bro i'm not doing that bro

[03:22:12] no for one day

[03:22:14] get out of my way

[03:22:18] my god my presuming a lot a lot a lot of it's a it's a split push it's a split push sorry guys i'm tossing

[03:22:30] he's good

[03:22:32] give me those back spike down mid

[03:22:37] I think they went Alba.

[03:22:57] Yeah

[03:23:13] We see I say

[03:23:17] Moody why you've you but again you little Jew

[03:23:27] How am I not? I didn't even see him.

[03:23:50] Like that's what I'm saying. Where was he?

[03:23:53] haha lowkey bro do us all favor bro

[03:24:06] no don't leave i'm scrolling nice right this right i was about to sort of kill him

[03:24:23] guys what's better the super light or the Viper v4 pro?

[03:24:27] what did you say? what's better the super light or the v4 pro?

[03:24:30] I've had the super light for like four years and mine

[03:24:34] I've had no problems I know me too

[03:24:37] I love my super light it's just the shape is kinda odd it looks like an egg

[03:24:41] what is the Viper shape like? is it mad?

[03:24:45] like an alien? oh those are good explanations

[03:24:53] What is that angle bro?

[03:25:03] What is that angle?

[03:25:04] Enemy down.

[03:25:05] Take flight.

[03:25:06] Want to be a man.

[03:25:07] On target.

[03:25:08] Nice.

[03:25:09] Here you go Nass.

[03:25:10] Just someone joining me.

[03:25:11] I just got...

[03:25:12] I just got a CJ angle.

[03:25:13] Nice bro.

[03:25:14] Go nice just someone joining me. No, I just got that's a CJ

[03:25:23] To two doors one a one a main

[03:25:30] Spike plant

[03:25:35] Almost ours one was a main so planet

[03:25:44] did you end up bagging the Russian baddie at jason's party no

[03:25:55] no bro so you end up hanging out with three black guys instead i'm taking for 80 don't

[03:26:02] Line up with me

[03:26:20] What was a Russian baddies Instagram, I don't know I hit her I literally added her on Instagram and then the same

[03:26:26] I'm not so me when I found out she was surrounded by three black guys after I went to a ticket person came back

[03:26:31] I just left you know someone wants to walk down a bullet there something

[03:26:51] Jets over here daddy

[03:26:53] There's the honor. Shoot.

[03:26:58] No peeking.

[03:27:00] Any jet, any solo.

[03:27:03] Welcome to my world!

[03:27:09] Muda, how much you pay Benyamin Netanyahu for the 10k you've prepared?

[03:27:13] Last play, ass, bro.

[03:27:14] Fuck you, little Jew, and I hope Viewbotters have small dick.

[03:27:18] My god, bro.

[03:27:20] check you guys think I was a viewbotting bro if you think I would be the one

[03:27:23] of you like you had you bought 10,000 people fucking retards

[03:27:32] I'm not Asian Jeff bro actually saying Asian Jeff is an understatement bro

[03:27:38] Asian Jeff has like 80,000 viewers

[03:27:50] Like how does Asian Jep have 76,000 viewers?

[03:28:15] He's like that

[03:28:45] You know what I want to do though? I might message Tenz.

[03:29:02] Bocha, imagine me and Ten's got rank one in China.

[03:29:16] I

[03:29:29] Don't tens and who have a well here

[03:29:34] Why would tens not do it? I'm not ready one radio. How about radiant?

[03:29:46] of

[03:30:16] Man, could it even say your name when you gifted a hundred subs?

[03:30:38] I would say old me is brand risk.

[03:30:40] I'm not a brand risk anymore.

[03:30:41] Come on.

[03:30:42] Not anymore though.

[03:30:56] We're getting better though.

[03:31:12] Who died and gave ice or a shilligan?

[03:31:22] Who the fuck was that?

[03:31:37] Asking for a friend.

[03:31:38] Is it gay to goon to Fen Boyz?

[03:31:47] A hundred percent.

[03:31:51] who typed no, drugged it to fanboys.

[03:31:57] I should be

[03:32:27] just to be on set just three I gambled that he wasn't there bro I gambled he

[03:32:40] wasn't gonna be there why sir 3b bro

[03:32:57] That time!

[03:32:59] Only brought enough for me.

[03:33:17] Is this keepin' invertible?

[03:33:19] Chat, should we hop on it? Apex after this?

[03:33:22] And the Hex going back.

[03:33:27] I had this link.

[03:33:30] Cause I'm not gonna lie bro.

[03:33:37] How long have you been playing this game for?

[03:33:39] Two hours?

[03:33:40] Why does two hours of Val feel like ten hours?

[03:33:43] I don't try to.

[03:33:45] Wanna walk down B?

[03:33:49] Watch your elbow.

[03:33:54] Like what is it?

[03:33:55] What is so bad about this game that makes you feel like kinda, like I don't know, bro.

[03:34:07] That was pretty big, big, big, big, big, big.

[03:34:09] Yo, Loki, why are you so mad? Stop.

[03:34:11] And maybe I did overplay it, bro. What's that, dude? I'm almost out of food in the microwave.

[03:34:20] I'm done.

[03:34:25] and

[03:34:38] I'm smoking.

[03:35:08] Just let them try to catch me.

[03:35:15] Hey!

[03:35:19] Hey!

[03:35:24] Hey!

[03:35:29] 7-10 is very very winnable, both of them will be...

[03:35:39] both of them will win, come on, let's win, let's walk in bro

[03:35:47] They will come!

[03:35:49] I'm gonna move up.

[03:35:51] Okay, I'm gonna move up.

[03:36:01] Go ahead.

[03:36:03] Spike, go!

[03:36:11] Ah, f**k man.

[03:36:13] I'll grab a orb.

[03:36:16] It's a nice last fight.

[03:36:22] Be faster, my old fucking sight!

[03:36:32] That's a fight, bro. That's...

[03:36:36] It's just like that's such a good play by me, but it's just such a fucking retard.

[03:36:43] stop jumping no it's just a good no just his crosshair placement is on ground

[03:36:51] level not to the box the fact that he just I just this is brain dead bro all

[03:36:56] good

[03:37:03] hey Mudo what are your birthday resolutions for you and Hamza to fucking

[03:37:06] break up let's go be

[03:37:13] I lost my pay-per-all.

[03:37:20] What's this?

[03:37:27] Off my entry, off my entry.

[03:37:31] No where to run!

[03:37:35] You guys in a gun?

[03:37:40] Don't fight don't fight don't say it's you and me

[03:38:04] Watching here

[03:38:10] need a drop

[03:38:16] Bro coke zero has to be fucking illegal like what is it up?

[03:38:21] How do they make it taste this good with zero sugar and zero everything?

[03:38:30] Diet coke mobs, I mean chat. I'm here same shit coke zero and diet. Thank you

[03:38:40] I'll enter I'm the dark close

[03:38:54] look for an ult

[03:38:56] i'm the hunter

[03:38:58] i saw abo

[03:39:00] back like i never lag

[03:39:02] i saw abo

[03:39:04] nice

[03:39:08] i have a spike

[03:39:10] shit's hopping

[03:39:12] he's in the spark site

[03:39:14] spike down

[03:39:16] one enemy remain

[03:39:18] i'm terrible

[03:39:20] one enemy remaining

[03:39:22] I love you root beer is disgusting what the fuck the only only the only and w that's

[03:39:36] good it's probably uh what's that one fucking store called it's a fast food

[03:39:42] restaurant. A&W. That's the only rubier I've had in years.

[03:39:58] Walk around, walk around.

[03:40:00] Get out of my way!

[03:40:02] Ruby, I think I was last here.

[03:40:06] I'm about to start to end up here.

[03:40:07] Dropping smoothies.

[03:40:09] I'm walking around here.

[03:40:11] Here, catch!

[03:40:13] Any back side?

[03:40:18] Got him!

[03:40:19] Careful, he's here.

[03:40:20] Manly.

[03:40:24] One more mid.

[03:40:28] Both mid. Yeah, two mid. Both dead. Both dead.

[03:40:31] Both dead. Nice job.

[03:40:35] One enemy remains. Nice.

[03:40:37] Beautifully played! Beautifully played!

[03:40:44] So what do you guys' thoughts and changes of the neon changed this patch?

[03:40:48] I love it.

[03:40:55] Gonna go again. That was good.

[03:40:58] I have a question popcourt. Do I have that like that like that um I have a question

[03:41:14] Popcourt remember when I was in LA and I had like $20,000 and it was like very obvious

[03:41:20] the review body did you check how much chatters I had you had like five days

[03:41:36] three to four K I'm pretty swing backside three two one I so CT who has

[03:41:45] that like fucking uh that 35 I saw how much do I have now well how much do I

[03:41:50] have so I like what three to four K how much I have now and man wait really what

[03:42:04] 12

[03:42:08] So

[03:42:11] Are these actually viewbots or no or not viewbots? Oh

[03:42:17] Nice driver

[03:42:20] Who has that fucking out of that app

[03:42:34] Bro who the fuck, what the thing is, I'm like 90% sure ViewBots cost a lot of money, I don't know what's

[03:42:49] his name, say it too. There was a lot of streamers that said ViewBotting is very expensive. So it's like

[03:42:54] who the fuck is just going around ViewBotting people? I don't get it. It's expensive, bro,

[03:42:58] I don't know why the fuck is he fighting

[03:43:14] I'm a good aim man and grab a war

[03:43:25] I'm holding an Sjet

[03:43:28] get out

[03:43:50] Go be your time to join it on the job here could be front-side care bro and an email

[03:43:58] The globe was nested.

[03:44:02] I didn't full clear back side.

[03:44:05] I'm left.

[03:44:21] Nothing. Probably fine.

[03:44:23] It's like in there.

[03:44:28] One flank, two flank, we'll be on three.

[03:44:35] Nice, you're dirt.

[03:44:46] Nice!

[03:44:51] So, Valk, the shit I want to do to you, I just don't know if I can say it on stream.

[03:44:58] but hey we're here I think they're burnt they're burnt they're burnt okay I

[03:45:03] would suck your cock up shut up can we give a 5a 5a 5a until my job close start

[03:45:10] the like little cable dart that like it bounces twice wait for journal

[03:45:16] okay

[03:46:28] your fucking pants all into that cock out for you boy

[03:46:33] I ran a good B, ran a good B. Just anchor B with Gibber.

[03:46:57] I'm on the one way

[03:47:27] Yeah.

[03:47:29] I'm smoking.

[03:47:49] Oh, bad dart.

[03:47:51] Darted us.

[03:47:53] I think it's an Avery.

[03:47:57] a good head on my drone every hit watching me watching it I could go

[03:48:01] off of

[03:48:34] I

[03:48:44] Finally someone picked up the slack

[03:48:47] Matchpoint, they're just batteries. I need a recharge

[03:48:52] Who is at my house right now, bro?

[03:48:56] Who is at my house right now?

[03:49:04] someone dropped the package off however i didn't order anything bro let's go oh my

[03:49:12] open the door it's me yo stay away from me bro

[03:49:21] i'm done even there reset no no don't go back don't go back we reset now resetting in resetting in

[03:49:25] all right i love it

[03:49:56] two two two two here two here we get you cross nice one yeah last one

[03:50:07] doors

[03:50:09] to these guys

[03:50:29] there's you guys balls ever itching you guys with the pension the pension roll

[03:50:34] method

[03:50:37] Immortal 1 trash, Immortal 2 first of all, 2nd of all I don't play this game anymore.

[03:50:51] 3rd of all, you fucking dick sucker.

[03:50:54] Alright, 9 first bloods first game, 2nd game 8 first bloods, and I don't play this game!

[03:51:03] I am cemented in this game, you understand me?

[03:51:05] You understand me?

[03:51:06] Do you understand me?

[03:51:08] When you think top one, top five creators on this game, you think of Muda.

[03:51:15] And let me tell you, brother, I'm not five, four, three, or two pussy.

[03:51:36] Bro thinks he's tough. Walked off like he thought he did something. No, I went to go get my package.

[03:51:46] I forgot what I ordered though. What did I order? Gym Shark. Is Gym Shark good? Is Gym Shark good?

[03:51:58] fuck is this too small

[03:52:28] Are these pants good?

[03:52:51] Y'all know how I like my pants very baggy.

[03:52:55] Do you guys think they're baggy enough for them to be good?

[03:53:00] I like my pants very baggy, are they nice?

[03:53:06] Why are you squeezing your Johnson?

[03:53:08] I'm not, what is wrong with you?

[03:53:11] Oh wait, I forgot I bought shirts.

[03:53:18] Which I forgot I bought shirts too.

[03:53:25] What is this oh god

[03:53:36] Why do you have no print bro stop

[03:53:44] Why do you guys see you every time I take my shirt off bro stop you guys are so mean to me bro

[03:53:50] All right is this shirt fired yesterday? Let's see

[03:53:55] Ooh, okay, nice, nice, nice, I like this.

[03:54:08] It's not, it's not too tight.

[03:54:11] Should I do my arms look good in this shirt?

[03:54:18] Is that supposed to be a compression tee?

[03:54:19] Fuck no.

[03:54:20] It's just supposed to be a shirt.

[03:54:21] It's supposed to be like a white shirt.

[03:54:23] How does it look man, how does it look man, where's the gym shark logo, I don't know

[03:54:44] Oh, right in the middle.

[03:54:49] Is it look good on me?

[03:54:53] So does this fit look good on me, chat?

[03:54:55] Let me know.

[03:54:57] Let me know.

[03:54:58] Let me know.

[03:54:59] Let me know.

[03:55:00] How does this fit look on me, chat?

[03:55:01] Let me know.

[03:55:02] Let me know.

[03:55:03] Let me know.

[03:55:04] Let me know.

[03:55:06] What's going on, baby?

[03:55:08] How are you?

[03:55:10] Maybe can I get your number?

[03:55:13] Naggy compression shirt it's not supposed to be but it's not to look me a compression shirt

[03:55:19] Is it supposed to be I should see I?

[03:55:22] Hope it's not let me see. I hope it's not bro. Let me see

[03:55:26] Jim shark I

[03:55:29] Hope not

[03:55:33] Let me see let me see one second one second on

[03:55:38] New arrivals

[03:55:43] No, it's just called the Gymshark X Seabum Essential T-shirt.

[03:55:57] So no, it's not supposed to be, it's just called an Essential T-shirt.

[03:56:03] Why am I so white now, though?

[03:56:08] $45 for a polyester T

[03:56:29] No, that's just feels good though. That's just good book. No stop making fun of me bro. Y'all know it's fucked up

[03:56:37] I spent $300 all the time I spent $300 for this shirt and these pants and

[03:56:45] And the same thing in black

[03:56:48] I bought the same outfit in black and white and it was $300

[03:56:55] Don't buy from Jim shark that's just a scam I

[03:56:57] I do like the pants though the shirts are nice to the shirts are nice to you know but uh yeah

[03:57:09] it's definitely a lot of money there goes your sponsor what the fuck mood up by from

[03:57:21] Amazon wait does Amazon have like nice shit like this though. I'm not gonna lie

[03:57:25] I don't know if Amazon has like nice shit like this. I like the pants though Chad. Do I look good?

[03:57:30] I look good

[03:57:32] All right, let's go say to grab my food bro. Let's go just grab my food

[03:57:35] Dude.

[03:57:50] Let me see if I look good. Yo, please don't spam you the second I check split cameras. Please bro, please don't

[03:58:05] No, no, no, I actually hate you all, bro.

[03:58:35] Oh my phone just decided to update!

[03:58:39] What is that?!

[03:58:44] Whoa, whoa, whoa, Android is so ass!

[03:58:46] Why is it updating?!

[03:58:51] Bro, this is why I would never buy an Android, like genuinely.

[03:58:55] My main, my main shit will never be an Android, bro. Oh god.

[03:59:01] Chat bro, can I let y'all know something, bro?

[03:59:05] Bro, I have this like very bad Starbucks worker that works at Starbucks and I want to ask for

[03:59:20] a snapchat or not a snap, I just can't ask for her number, I don't give my number away

[03:59:25] like that.

[03:59:26] So I kind of want to ask for like her IG or some shit bro, should I do it?

[03:59:30] Yes or no?

[03:59:32] But if she says no, then I can no longer go to that snap, that, that, that, uh, snap,

[03:59:38] brother, you 28 years old, lol.

[03:59:42] Yo, I'm 21, bro.

[03:59:45] So where are you guys getting 28 from?

[03:59:49] Genuinely, like generally, like generally, generally, where are y'all getting 28 from?

[03:59:55] I'm 21, 21.

[03:59:57] I'm not 28.

[03:59:58] I'm not 25.

[03:59:59] I'm not 24.

[04:00:00] I'm 21.

[04:00:01] I'm 21, turning 22 tomorrow.

[04:00:08] Bring a Starbucks cup and a pen, go up to her and pretend you're a worker and ask for her name and her Instagram.

[04:00:15] Wallahi, you need to get banned.

[04:00:17] Okay, you need to get banned for how much of a fucking retard you are.

[04:00:21] Genie.

[04:00:21] like what are you saying bro can you sign the cup my phone's being charged so

[04:00:36] I'm probably not gonna be able to I need to bring my phone or I need to bring my

[04:00:39] food bro one sec one sec Jabra back and bring my food there's a shirt fit

[04:00:44] good on me check right small arms have you tried any credo clones yeah I've

[04:00:49] I'm trying to create a ventis.

[04:00:51] I have it, I have it upstairs.

[04:00:54] Are my arms big?

[04:01:05] Can you tell it, chat, can y'all tell it I work out

[04:01:08] just by looking at my arms?

[04:01:09] Like just by looking at my arms, can y'all tell I work out?

[04:01:13] Okay, now what about my face?

[04:01:14] Chat, what about my face?

[04:01:15] Chat, do I look good, be honest.

[04:01:19] Why is bro asking for switch validation?

[04:01:36] What is this creature on my screen?

[04:01:48] I'm waiting my phone to fucking work bro so I can like bring you guys upstairs bro.

[04:01:56] What the fuck is your posture?

[04:02:18] stop forcing it what do you mean this is my posture bro yes this is this is

[04:02:31] literally my posture

[04:02:39] okay fine you happy you fucking dickhead

[04:02:48] What is your sense, so I know what to stay away from?

[04:03:18] Well, you wish you could be me, though.

[04:03:22] You literally wish you could be me.

[04:03:48] I

[04:04:07] Shot we are now

[04:04:18] I'll chip another level your posture looks to be getting better. Well, like actually

[04:04:25] Actually

[04:04:36] Don't force it stop

[04:04:39] All right chat, we're doing no content right now. We're gonna eat my food, bro. Genuinely today's content

[04:04:45] It's my food and looking at you guys right in the eyes, bro, all right

[04:05:15] You had two cooks today? Only one. Only one. I only had one every like week. Who do I want to see?

[04:05:40] Jinxie

[04:05:45] Who's live bro Jinxie

[04:05:51] Marlon with Marlon Marlon see Marlon

[04:06:10] Hmm

[04:06:18] Chop who mods rule me or mom

[04:06:34] Wait

[04:06:36] Wait, someone said Muda is definitely lying about his age.

[04:06:42] He looks 31.

[04:06:53] You wanna actually look that old, bro?

[04:07:17] For the love of God, please don't call the Starbucks girl, mommy.

[04:07:21] Also Chat, do you really think this penny pinching you would pay for 15k bucks?

[04:07:26] Yeah, I feel like you would too.

[04:07:34] Ahhhh...

[04:07:51] Chat low key bro. You know what I'm starting to realize which is like sad? A lot and I

[04:08:05] mean a lot and I mean when I say a lot I mean ninety five to go for example.

[04:08:13] What's up, baby mooda, Mr. Mathen House?

[04:08:19] I feel like 95% of all big streamers, and when I mean big, I mean anyone that's over

[04:08:30] 2,000 viewers.

[04:08:34] Not even.

[04:08:35] Anyone over 1,000 viewers, 95% of the people after that 1,000 viewer mark is V-Buddy.

[04:08:41] I'm literally sad.

[04:08:59] Oh well, Moody, yes, yes, please don't stop.

[04:09:05] I don't know...

[04:09:06] Would you use a mad outfit for your birthday stream slash sometime?

[04:09:11] Also, please flex bicep. Thank you.

[04:09:14] Streams wiggle.

[04:09:17] Bro.

[04:09:20] Do you wanna like jerk off to me? That's it. That's it. The third guy that's asked me.

[04:09:24] That's it. The third guy that's asked me.

[04:09:27] If I'm ever gonna wear a maid outfit.

[04:09:36] Richie made it to Pred, hard carried on console, with his big nose.

[04:09:41] What's your big nose is good for if the only thing you can do in Apex is crashing out.

[04:09:47] Get a coach, lock in. Can you shut the fuck up?

[04:09:54] I'm gonna have to talk to you, bro.

[04:10:06] Moodle your view body right now, bro. No, I don't average 10,000 viewers every day

[04:10:22] Like what are you saying bro average 10 to 20,000

[04:10:36] On God, please tell us how your nose got that massive.

[04:11:03] I

[04:11:11] Know isn't even that big oh y'all just always on my house

[04:11:25] Cheshire get a nose job

[04:11:28] Happy birthday man. I hope you have a great day tomorrow

[04:11:31] Can you make my day by ending stream?

[04:11:38] Hey, I know I said don't call her mommy, but if the one girl on hinge responds, maybe it is assigned to call the Starbucks girl mommy.

[04:11:46] For real, though, do happy early birthday. You've given me a good past couple weeks with the streams. Much love, bro.

[04:11:58] Why are you shy?

[04:12:01] Maybe I will your clip but I do want to screenshot you using the made outfit and use it as my

[04:12:14] PC wallpaper.

[04:12:15] Bro, could someone tell me?

[04:12:21] What are you saying bro?

[04:12:22] What are you fucking saying?

[04:12:23] Holy shit, what are you saying?

[04:12:30] You are good at FPS games because you have an IRL crosshair on your face.

[04:12:39] Wait, someone said would I give us some good cologne.

[04:12:56] I know your giant nose is smashing into the coke can when you take a drink.

[04:13:15] Mooda tell us how the hell you're gonna find a house and move all their stuff out in under two weeks like us.

[04:13:21] I know. I know. Stop. You're stressing me out, bro. I'm supposed to be live not thinking about it

[04:13:28] And you guys are reminding me, bro

[04:13:31] Please okay

[04:13:34] I'm gonna stress out, bro

[04:13:38] Muda is GC mad at you. No, I'm gonna be mad at you

[04:13:51] I'm in.

[04:13:58] Jack.

[04:14:03] I'm in.

[04:14:10] I'm in.

[04:14:17] I mean, Jack, I'm picky for a house because I'm going to live in it every day for the next year.

[04:14:28] Like, I have to be picky, no?

[04:14:42] Yo, did you see the pet house I sent you?

[04:14:47] I did.

[04:14:51] Moodoo, I want you to eat me out. That nose of yours will do wonders.

[04:15:17] What did you study in University, Big E?

[04:15:30] I want to be honest.

[04:15:32] Do you really want me to be honest?

[04:15:38] I dropped out first day because I couldn't find my class and I got stressed out.

[04:15:46] Moodle of you, Moodle Sloth.

[04:16:06] Yo, do you ever know what my course was?

[04:16:29] Esports commentating.

[04:16:31] Can you stop looking at me like that my pants are a mess?

[04:16:38] I don't. I don't.

[04:17:01] You legit have a high reading level.

[04:17:28] You don't know how to do this?

[04:17:53] I have oreo, bro.

[04:17:59] Can you stop watching me and my husband doing our private stuff?

[04:18:08] Baby boy mooder, can you flex bicep so that I can go to bed afterwards?

[04:18:12] XT need my beauty sleep and it is 5 a.m.

[04:18:21] My arms are hiding today, bro. I'm shy.

[04:18:28] Bro, I'm actually scared bro, what if I actually go homeless?

[04:18:55] been there done that two weeks left someone in the chat said that would be fire if you

[04:19:12] did like what are you saying

[04:19:42] You gotta keep looking, don't be picky.

[04:20:12] Why are you guys saying alcohol though, it's water, it's fucking water, stop saying alcohol

[04:20:42] I almost look like an asshole.

[04:21:04] Rich prick activities.

[04:21:06] Whoa, water is not rich.

[04:21:16] it like it's authority.

[04:21:46] I did the calculations.

[04:22:04] I buy 15 pack.

[04:22:07] It's a 15 pack and it's like 20 something dollars.

[04:22:12] Each bottle I drink is a dollar and 20 cents.

[04:22:15] That's not that bad.

[04:22:16] So imagine every time I pull a cell, it's $1.20.

[04:22:22] It's $1.20.

[04:22:26] It's not that bad, bro.

[04:22:28] I just know that dick is big as shit, all right?

[04:22:45] I'm sorry.

[04:23:11] Oh, nana, what you say?

[04:23:13] No, no much you say much you say holy fuck it's getting cold

[04:23:22] It's freezing

[04:23:24] All right, I mean low-key we could play some more Val chat y'all want Val

[04:23:30] Do y'all want Val do y'all want apex?

[04:23:33] What do y'all want?

[04:23:38] Valorant apex

[04:23:40] We're gonna be live for 12 hours a day every day. What do we play?

[04:23:46] It's freezing it's freezing apex

[04:24:16] I

[04:24:27] Span is it two days my birthday isn't one day. I just came back from LA

[04:24:37] Life is on the way

[04:24:46] You know what I'm sayin'?

[04:24:49] Yo, please let me in, bro.

[04:24:56] Let me in, please.

[04:24:57] Can I play?

[04:24:58] Can we play?

[04:24:59] Oh, that would be a piece of crap.

[04:25:01] Oh, boy.

[04:25:02] Oh, boy.

[04:25:03] Oh, boy.

[04:25:04] Oh, boy.

[04:25:05] Oh, boy.

[04:25:06] Oh, boy.

[04:25:07] Oh, boy.

[04:25:08] Oh, boy.

[04:25:09] Oh, boy.

[04:25:10] Oh, boy.

[04:25:11] Oh, what did it stop?

[04:25:37] on League? Oh Maddie we're gonna play League, trust me. Trust me that day. We're gonna play

[04:25:43] League. Trust me that day. We will be playing League bro. But I wanna play some Apex. I wanna

[04:25:51] play some Apex first. I just wanna scratch the itch. Am I allowed to scratch the itch

[04:25:56] or am I a slave and I have to do what you guys say

[04:26:30] I

[04:26:36] Think Zayna screaming

[04:26:50] Stop asking I know I asked so much

[04:26:52] I'll take that one. I'll take that one.

[04:26:54] Let me...

[04:26:55] Okay, fine, bro. Fine.

[04:26:57] I mean, why is he saying no to me?

[04:27:00] Like, fuck! Am I really that chopped and shit at this game, bro?

[04:27:04] Alright, I feel some right, bro.

[04:27:07] Wait, we're one game off of Plat.

[04:27:10] Let's head up Zane. Is Zane live?

[04:27:14] I'm pretty sure Zane is screaming though.

[04:27:22] Why is my discord not opening?

[04:27:47] said it's going to be too easy with you or nick mercs because it's just like a

[04:27:52] regular ranked season.

[04:27:55] Fuck, man.

[04:27:58] Chad, y'all think I'm ready for uh, Chad, y'all think I'm ready for uh...

[04:28:47] challenger league yes yes yes yes yes yes well Hamza coach you I didn't really

[04:29:05] ask him today but I might I'm down to play a league again bro why do my settings

[04:29:09] keep resetting what the fuck is this

[04:29:17] I'm the jump master.

[04:29:38] Here we go.

[04:29:39] They might be watching.

[04:29:40] How?

[04:29:41] I just jumped out the fuck?

[04:29:46] When does the arc leave start or the lead arc start?

[04:29:57] The second I get to uh, match rank in this game.

[04:30:01] Well shit, in my opinion shouldn't take any longer than like a week, you know.

[04:30:05] Jahala we have to go take for me to get Fred

[04:30:35] I don't know how this game works at all, bro. I literally don't know how this game works at all.

[04:30:42] I don't know how this game works at all, bro.

[04:31:05] Like I don't know bro, I don't know how does this game work bro.

[04:31:30] How does this game work?

[04:31:31] I just dropped it and it's the dog.

[04:31:32] Your movement is shit so probably at least two meters.

[04:31:35] Two months?

[04:31:36] Umm, is my movement really that bad?

[04:31:40] Like, how insane is movement in this game, bro?

[04:31:48] You a shit unless you get carried by Zane?

[04:31:52] Like, bro, I don't know, it's just, this game is so hard.

[04:32:02] like genuinely

[04:32:07] fuck

[04:32:12] bro the adults can't stand the shit

[04:32:32] It's funny, but only if you want to win.

[04:32:38] It's because you're used to Valorant.

[04:32:44] Like, oh my god!

[04:32:50] Wait, I thought Ice Man is in 2 days. I thought it was from the 14. Why are you guys singing 3 days?

[04:32:55] Why are you guys singing 3 days?

[04:32:59] Did you cheat in Siege?

[04:33:02] I

[04:33:04] Here we go

[04:33:07] Guys we did open bro genuinely bro, please I want better bro. I want better

[04:33:32] Where are you?

[04:33:47] If you don't have anything, you're ready to go now.

[04:34:02] this won't hurt, hold on

[04:34:19] guys, these are f**king light

[04:35:02] got an upgrade waiting two choices to roll keys

[04:35:09] all right how's that data? I just get caught

[04:35:22] what is enhancing a weapon mean shot? I don't know what that means

[04:36:02] oh my god this game is so hard it's like fuck oh my god this game is so

[04:36:23] hard why are you fighting in the open bro I don't know how to play this game

[04:36:29] So I don't know like what's like I don't know like what to do, bro

[04:36:39] You need to speed up like Zane, I don't know what that means

[04:36:44] Fuck me my tight ass

[04:36:59] Might as well. I'm not gonna lie. This is gonna determine if we need Pepsi.

[04:37:06] You coming?

[04:37:13] Chad is, Chad, who looks better, me or Ron? Who pulls more girls, me or Ron? To be honest, what the...

[04:37:20] Why are you guys saying wrong, but you're supposed to say me?

[04:37:36] I hope they delay Iceman.

[04:37:38] Why would you even say that?

[04:37:45] Why would y'all say that bro?

[04:37:55] I don't like seeing you happy, Muda.

[04:38:21] I

[04:38:25] This is your champion

[04:38:34] I'm jump list do as I say and we will win

[04:38:45] Yes, I need your help please

[04:38:51] Oh my god to put all my fucking energy ammo here.

[04:39:16] Yeah, well, what is this like? Why don't I have a bow in a shooting game?

[04:39:24] Hello

[04:41:46] I don't know, it's like, I don't even know, is it even possible to get Predator in this

[04:41:57] game if you have not been playing some beta?

[04:41:59] Like I don't get it.

[04:42:00] Yeah, is it possible to even get the highest rank in this game unless you've been playing

[04:42:03] for the last like four years?

[04:42:16] You can res on a death box dumbass wait I could arrest them

[04:42:25] What's better for this game bro keyboard or mouse keyboard or mouse

[04:42:55] I

[04:42:59] Would have why am I lobby man?

[04:43:02] This is your champion guys. Can we please sweat bro?

[04:43:06] Yeah, I'll try

[04:43:10] We need to win this bro

[04:43:12] Yeah, how's your relationship with Jinxing them?

[04:43:15] That's good. Why?

[04:43:17] I don't see any other VR days, man. We've been not doing that

[04:43:21] What happened you guys like smacked in a cage right yeah, see that's why we stopped

[04:43:27] That was crazy red here. We go ready up

[04:43:32] Why does everyone get this bad

[04:43:38] But how far can you sniff things

[04:43:42] I'm curious

[04:44:14] We're all inside the ring. Fantastic.

[04:44:24] Wait, so Moody, you're created from cheating from R6, right?

[04:44:27] Yes.

[04:44:28] Yes.

[04:44:29] Nice.

[04:44:44] of

[04:44:51] the

[04:44:55] death of

[04:45:09] And he's pulling up here

[04:45:36] Here

[04:46:39] of

[04:46:43] death

[04:46:49] of

[04:46:55] death

[04:47:01] Don't you right here

[04:47:09] And you she'll broken

[04:47:14] Big time our teammate spanner

[04:47:20] Nice move

[04:47:26] I'm darling

[04:47:31] I can choose an upgrade every decision counts

[04:47:34] On your feet darling, plenty of fight left in you

[04:47:38] Just a pick, fill it up

[04:48:01] Two markets only

[04:48:12] Well like why is there no like

[04:48:19] Half the squads remain

[04:48:31] F1?

[04:48:32] Upgrade's ready. Time to make a choice.

[04:48:35] Let me get that, let me get that, let me get that!

[04:48:37] Oh my god.

[04:48:38] You can get it, you can get it.

[04:48:39] Fuck, scared me.

[04:48:48] What does F1 do?

[04:49:20] There's one close in this building

[04:49:50] Children enemy.

[04:49:51] Round two.

[04:49:53] Beginning rain down.

[04:49:54] Buffing out damage.

[04:50:08] What the fuck, fuck, fuck, my federal asshole?

[04:50:10] What the fuck?

[04:50:11] I'm not sure if it's cracked or not.

[04:50:21] I'm not sure if it's cracked or not.

[04:50:31] shield

[04:50:38] get em I need mule

[04:50:56] need to recharge my shield

[04:51:31] That's the worst job, that's the worst job, that's the worst circle.

[04:52:31] of

[04:52:38] the

[04:52:44] I can choose an upgrade

[04:52:46] of the

[04:52:48] I don't need them

[04:53:14] Get the bottle! Get the bottle!

[04:53:18] The shields retracted. Replicating incoming.

[04:53:30] Reloading.

[04:53:33] The ranks close.

[04:53:34] Push them! Get high gun! Get high gun! Get high gun! Get high gun!

[04:53:41] Upgrades ready. Time to make a choice.

[04:53:44] Target over there.

[04:53:45] Got him.

[04:53:48] the

[04:53:55] the

[04:54:00] the

[04:54:03] the

[04:54:08] the

[04:54:13] one of them are saying you're out of here

[04:54:15] Recharging the shields

[04:54:19] They're straight

[04:54:38] I'm still alive

[04:55:40] The scheme is so hard.

[04:55:51] Can you use F1?

[04:55:52] Yeah bro, yeah let me use F1 on this.

[04:55:56] BLEEEE!

[04:55:57] BLEEE!

[04:55:58] BLEEE!

[04:55:59] BLEEE!

[04:56:00] It's weird.

[04:56:01] Bro, you actually started figuring out the game.

[04:56:02] Few more hours you are ready to go pro.

[04:56:05] BLEEE!

[04:56:06] BLEEE!

[04:56:07] How do you expect me to fucking f1 when there's nine guys on me fucking me in the ass

[04:56:13] Like I don't even know what f1 is. What does f1 even do?

[04:56:20] I don't even know what f1 is

[04:56:26] Your tracking is so ass you're never getting bread. Well, it's gonna take some time bro chill. Oh

[04:56:32] My god

[04:56:34] This game feels like I'm on crack like how do I even explain how I don't know how to explain to you guys

[04:56:43] How this game feels like like it literally feels unironically like this craft being inject injected into my fucking body

[04:56:52] bro like you don't catch a break in this game bro you literally don't catch a

[04:57:07] break in this game it's really like

[04:57:17] Holy fuck

[04:57:20] What do you feel like I'm on crack when I play this game, bro?

[04:57:26] Who's playing bro, I need to like

[04:57:33] Interesting interesting interesting interesting very interesting

[04:57:39] Hold on

[04:57:42] One second

[04:57:44] Hmm, one sec.

[04:57:51] Dude, let me see something more.

[04:57:58] Mogged, mogged, mogged.

[04:58:06] Turn on enemy health bars? Where's that? Where do I see enemy health bars?

[04:58:24] Stop! View bottom! John, it's not me! You fucking asshole.

[04:58:30] That's a nice below chat type one if you are a viewbot bro

[04:58:42] bro viewbotted just a little cool at Jason's party yo we're way past that

[04:58:48] bro I think I feel like the chat isn't just me or like low-key even so if you

[04:58:53] 500 viewers to a thousand viewers, you can be very happy.

[04:58:57] And my graceful brother.

[04:59:00] You're still broken.

[04:59:02] I'm not here.

[04:59:05] I'm taking shots.

[04:59:06] They're broken enemy shields.

[04:59:12] I need to recharge my shields.

[04:59:15] Imagine 500 people watching this.

[04:59:19] I love them.

[04:59:50] John roll John how does a drew feel like drew how does drew feel though

[05:00:07] should find more ammo.

[05:00:09] I'm getting out.

[05:00:18] Both roots streamer are literally vanished.

[05:00:37] He's lacing back

[05:01:37] Fuck you, you fucking BITCH!

[05:01:47] This game is so hard!

[05:01:54] Leave me alone, you dick sucker!

[05:01:57] Holy shit!

[05:01:59] Like, oh my god, I'm literally one HP, leave me alone, you fucking pussy!

[05:02:04] Fuck you, you fucking bitch.

[05:02:08] Oh my God, bro.

[05:02:10] Well, the top 10 most annoying things

[05:02:12] in Apex Legends, bro.

[05:02:13] Third partyers.

[05:02:15] Third partyers are the most

[05:02:16] brain-dead and annoying shit

[05:02:17] I've ever heard of my entire fucking life, bro.

[05:02:19] Fuck.

[05:02:21] I think they get hard when they hear a third party.

[05:02:24] I think they get hard.

[05:02:26] I think they literally get hard

[05:02:28] when they hear someone shooting.

[05:02:32] Muda, why didn't you shoot them?

[05:02:34] Don't fight him. I don't know if you're joking or not, but I'm literally gonna like fuck you if you're not joking, bro

[05:02:38] Like literally like what do you mean? Muda? Why didn't you shoot?

[05:02:43] Why won't it be a feeling?

[05:02:49] How the fuck am I gonna get predator in this game?

[05:02:54] It's like it's like

[05:02:56] Release my stress. Release my stress, daddy.

[05:02:59] I'm a scammer. You're never gonna find out.

[05:03:02] Dude, no, that's what people are saying.

[05:03:03] People are saying, if you're scamming and stealing money,

[05:03:05] why are you flexing and...

[05:03:06] Son of a, why are you making it a company?

[05:03:08] Just take the money and leave. Leave the internet.

[05:03:10] Oh, God. I mean, realistically, it's probably

[05:03:13] because he wanted to make it seem like he was getting money

[05:03:14] doing something legit.

[05:03:18] Hey.

[05:03:19] Jinxie.

[05:03:21] Hi, bro.

[05:03:22] Hi, Jinxie.

[05:03:24] What's up?

[05:03:25] Who is that, bro?

[05:03:27] It's one of my girls.

[05:03:27] Is that Lace?

[05:03:29] You look good today, bro.

[05:03:31] Thank you, bro.

[05:03:32] I appreciate it.

[05:03:33] Yo, I just want to ask a quick question.

[05:03:34] I want to bother you.

[05:03:36] For tarpones?

[05:03:37] Someone's on a race, right?

[05:03:38] Yeah, tarpon springs.

[05:03:39] Is that dangerous or no?

[05:03:43] If we die like two days in a row, I'm like, OK,

[05:03:46] maybe I'm a little hungry.

[05:03:47] We want to go out and get food.

[05:03:48] Are we going to get killed?

[05:03:50] In tarpon springs, there is a lot of.

[05:03:53] Ol45's

[05:04:08] Hold on tight it's time to drop shotgun rock

[05:04:18] Wow

[05:04:23] Chai, you guys have everything I'm gonna get a push. Let's get through our ass.

[05:04:30] Or a Lamborghini SPJ.

[05:04:42] You can get one right now.

[05:04:45] No way to hit it.

[05:04:53] I'm going to see if there's any more here.

[05:04:58] They didn't really count down.

[05:05:00] What would be the other next break?

[05:05:03] And I'm saying Yahoo might be able to send one over to you.

[05:05:07] Like, I mean, I just want to understand.

[05:05:13] Nice.

[05:05:14] What's the first blood?

[05:05:16] First blood.

[05:05:18] First blood?

[05:05:20] I guess I think three.

[05:05:23] I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

[05:05:30] I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.

[05:05:37] I don't know if it's a good thing.

[05:05:44] Shots on her ass.

[05:05:51] Really?

[05:05:54] I am not sure how many of them are dead but I will see if they are dead.

[05:06:46] Tornado in my city like okay so when I sneeze that doesn't mean you have a tornado fucking asshole

[05:07:16] I would have turned on any health boards, but yeah.

[05:07:24] Oh, enemy highlight?

[05:07:38] I'll bug that one.

[05:07:41] Oh, enemy health bar.

[05:07:46] Wingman, chat or orc hero one?

[05:07:54] Why not bring him a zane? He's off one. I think he's like screaming or something. I don't know.

[05:08:12] Off one?

[05:08:16] I

[05:08:24] Love being a gamer, bro

[05:08:28] If you guys would want to be a streamer, would you guys choose to be a gaming streamer or an IRL streamer?

[05:10:02] Oh my Jesus, bro.

[05:10:19] Oh my God, bro.

[05:10:32] Oh my god, you're so dead!

[05:11:02] Oh my god, how?

[05:11:32] What?

[05:11:33] Some jerk replicated that.

[05:11:35] Grab your goodies.

[05:11:38] I'm healing.

[05:11:43] I'm healing.

[05:11:50] Ready to call back if things get too messy.

[05:12:05] I'm ready to call back when things get too messy.

[05:12:18] Fresh ship?

[05:12:19] Oh.

[05:12:20] Re-downloading Apex just to snipe you.

[05:13:20] Is this character better than me?

[05:13:41] Is this character better than me?

[05:13:50] He has the setting on it's a setting bro it's a setting it's a setting in your in your settings

[05:14:03] what it's a setting if you take damage instantly wait where is it where is it I don't know I

[05:14:11] I don't know.

[05:14:15] I think I just got it.

[05:14:21] Oh my goodness, he took it.

[05:14:41] Oh, it's portal to the same world.

[05:14:46] Get any help?

[05:14:47] No, no.

[05:14:48] This time, we need to...

[05:14:50] I'm gonna turn your clothes off.

[05:14:52] I'm gonna push the plant.

[05:14:54] of

[05:15:08] this is when he was spawned back with your guns they updated it a long time ago

[05:15:12] Wait, I didn't realize it was actually...

[05:15:22] Am I really that, like, I'm not going to say clouded, but, like,

[05:15:41] Like if I am in the community of twitch that much that like you know who I am if you play video games even if it's

[05:15:49] Like well, I just I don't know. I still feel like it's boy. It's been only two years seven streaming

[05:15:53] So it's and I'm not usually

[05:16:00] Hey, let's fight here

[05:16:02] not another human being on earth has the same voice as

[05:16:13] yo no man I'm gonna punch you in the face bro like literally

[05:16:17] I'm on the ground

[05:16:32] I'm dropping my knife back here

[05:16:47] here

[05:17:10] I hate this game

[05:17:17] and see bro and see your teammate only has 34 damage

[05:17:33] this game is just so fucking hard for me I don't know why like both like how do I

[05:17:41] Now I see this bro.

[05:17:43] I'm used to like Valorant, CS,

[05:17:46] stiff, very stiff movements.

[05:17:48] Very stiff movements and all you're gonna rainbow

[05:17:51] is getting the one tap and you're good.

[05:17:53] This game is like completely different.

[05:17:56] Completely different bro, completely different.

[05:18:01] Like Valorant is definitely more stiff than this game.

[05:18:04] Yes bro, like Valorant's loose,

[05:18:05] but it's nowhere near this game bro.

[05:18:11] Like it's it's hard why not just go siege

[05:18:41] Once you get movement down, they'll be a lot easier and they'll fucking hope so.

[05:18:49] My heart's a radio.

[05:18:53] It's time. I'm the Jumpmaster.

[05:18:55] I'm the Jumpmaster, huh? We're going Bonsai! Bonsai Plaza!

[05:19:01] Here we go, Red. You're in view of the enemy.

[05:19:05] Target over there.

[05:19:41] I'm out of heavy ammo, recharging my shields.

[05:20:01] Next ring's far.

[05:20:03] Chat has drop slots in his game of order.

[05:20:10] rings closing in a minute. We're not close.

[05:20:19] That is squadmates banner.

[05:20:25] 45 seconds. Rings gone.

[05:20:35] The only reason why this game sucks is there's no solo, I agree.

[05:20:39] I actually agree.

[05:20:41] Why isn't there solos? I'm so confused.

[05:20:44] Like, there can be duos, there can be solos and trios.

[05:20:49] However, why? I don't understand.

[05:21:00] That took me better.

[05:21:09] The second I read you get in the thing second I read you get in the thing

[05:21:25] You're chocked as fuck

[05:21:31] So how good is this sense?

[05:22:09] I'm out of sniper ammo.

[05:22:16] Holy fuck.

[05:22:19] How am I supposed to even shoot that?

[05:22:21] Yo, I'm leaving, bro.

[05:22:23] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[05:22:25] Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[05:22:27] Oh, my brothers, we got extra supplies here.

[05:22:32] How am I supposed to even shoot that shit?

[05:22:34] What the fuck?

[05:22:38] What are you doing?

[05:22:45] Road to what? Predator.

[05:23:12] Why is it so hard to be a predator, bro?

[05:23:44] back here

[05:23:54] I think a float or something right here.

[05:23:57] chat, where's the calm?

[05:23:59] Diamond to Pred is gonna be so miserable and difficult BTW. Good luck.

[05:24:04] Shut them both up.

[05:24:05] Is it really?

[05:24:08] Diamond to Pred?

[05:24:14] You can't choose where to drop? What do you mean?

[05:24:22] Where did that e-repeat hear?

[05:24:27] What do you mean?

[05:24:32] It chooses a spot for you.

[05:24:37] Attention, there is a new kill leader.

[05:24:42] I have guns one one bet six shoots I'm ready

[05:25:42] You basically play in all of the same lobbies, fixed drop zones.

[05:26:05] And by the time you get to Masters, you'll have to gain around the same RP as Bronze to

[05:26:09] Masters just to get into Pred.

[05:27:12] My boy finally made it, you got 13k Shatters in here not counting the bots.

[05:27:38] to

[05:27:50] left left left

[05:28:08] I think we got this buddy at least.

[05:28:25] They're fine. Yeah, go go go. They're fine.

[05:28:29] They're over here.

[05:28:40] They're here towards us.

[05:28:41] We should grab that banner, hi-heat.

[05:28:48] Guys resting there, outside the zone, you have so much loot there, if you need to loot,

[05:29:31] I have my own, I have my own, give them life

[05:29:54] Muda, you have to loot there, I think

[05:29:57] I have so many loot, thank you

[05:30:01] Where was it?

[05:30:11] You need a valkyrie?

[05:30:13] I'll take the man

[05:30:15] Oh my god, yes, baby. Yes, daddy

[05:30:26] Uh, we can go there

[05:31:31] um resin can you watch can you watch that or not yeah

[05:31:41] 75

[05:31:51] I think we've just moved left we've moved left we can

[05:31:54] about

[05:31:55] I'll take this place, I'm gonna hold it like that, okay?

[05:32:02] Over here, three minutes in.

[05:32:05] A lot of them.

[05:32:10] Enemy firing at me.

[05:32:14] Why'd they hate me?

[05:32:16] Hold on, we're trying to shoot.

[05:32:18] Coming for us.

[05:32:20] I have to be careful

[05:32:35] I'll push it bro, I'll push it

[05:32:38] Mark, no

[05:32:50] you mean the enemy?

[05:32:52] nah, you just did it

[05:32:54] okay, come on, just hold this place

[05:33:07] come on, go down

[05:33:10] come back, come back, come back

[05:33:12] I've been down.

[05:33:22] Come on.

[05:33:28] Come on.

[05:33:32] Come on.

[05:33:36] just using a thing of skin

[05:33:40] we got this

[05:33:42] you're on my left guy

[05:33:44] i think we need a skin since you're not in this

[05:33:46] everyone must have bought it

[05:33:48] oh my god i'm in 10 minutes

[05:33:50] 1 minute to ring calls

[05:33:52] is anyone at battle?

[05:33:54] i got unlimited baths

[05:33:56] i'm only using 2

[05:33:58] come on come on

[05:34:00] i have

[05:34:02] if you need to

[05:34:04] I need a self I need a self

[05:34:07] yeah yeah yeah yeah

[05:34:08] I'm here for you

[05:34:09] Up top up top

[05:34:10] okay okay

[05:34:20] One here

[05:34:21] One here

[05:34:25] One there

[05:34:26] One here

[05:35:04] I have a port, I have a port

[05:35:06] Check

[05:35:08] Retreat, the red one is in the back

[05:35:11] We're good, thank you

[05:35:19] Retreat, they're trying to go

[05:35:27] Rift? Okay, I'm coming

[05:35:30] How many you got?

[05:35:31] I

[05:36:01] I'm going to die from the flare.

[05:36:11] I'm going to die from the flare.

[05:36:19] Where did I die from?

[05:36:25] I

[05:36:51] Get good positioning in this team

[05:36:55] fail to get token from EA app what does that even mean stop saying Ben you guys are so

[05:37:23] annoying

[05:37:28] Fuck bro, you could have won that man

[05:37:34] What is the 13th right now so happy birthday

[05:37:44] Yo Frank you didn't genuinely like

[05:37:53] bro this game is so fucking hard for some reason I don't know why

[05:38:03] like actually why is it so hard I didn't watch Timmy I was Timmy play

[05:38:09] Slowly walk up for crouching

[05:38:14] Hey, you probably want to make it like it

[05:38:22] That's round device

[05:38:33] There's a crafter to the far right side you should grab meds and just go heal

[05:38:39] But wait this guy's going from rookie to brother and one stream

[05:38:58] And one stream

[05:39:00] Yeah, there's people over there shooting down the side way.

[05:39:05] Oh, there's another one.

[05:39:08] When are you doing that in the lead?

[05:39:18] What?

[05:39:22] You're the what?

[05:39:24] Who's going?

[05:39:30] Cheshire angle, this character, or the wraith?

[05:39:43] What is wrong with this girl, Rush? That's crazy.

[05:39:51] Who else can we play with, bro?

[05:39:54] Like, there's no one on Apex, but look what you can play with Apex. Let's see.

[05:40:00] Imperial, the road to Apex Fred with the boys.

[05:40:06] But ya how good is Nick Merks in this game, is he good?

[05:40:16] Hi Moodoo I'm so disappointed, that you didn't pull any girls maybe fixing your nose would

[05:40:21] have changed everything.

[05:40:24] Wait he's a Fred?

[05:40:28] We saw Nick Merks in his prime was good.

[05:40:35] Nick Merks was a throw in his d.

[05:40:50] I'm glad.

[05:40:57] Like a horse though.

[05:41:02] Checking for you two.

[05:41:10] Oh my god this fucking game

[05:41:28] game.

[05:41:32] Match quality survey.

[05:41:33] Did you enjoy the moment- No!

[05:41:35] No I didn't!

[05:41:36] Go fucking- Oh my god bro.

[05:41:49] Why is this game so fucking hard?

[05:41:51] This game is shit.

[05:41:53] How the fuck am I going to get predator in this game?

[05:41:58] Disrespect is better than you ever know.

[05:42:08] Like fuck, bro.

[05:42:16] Who is this guy, bro?

[05:42:18] Sorry to post something heavy mood here, but my friend Alex Manuel Hernández recently

[05:42:27] passed away.

[05:42:29] His family has ago fund me for burial costs under Julie Flores, even sharing it would

[05:42:34] help.

[05:42:35] Thank you.

[05:42:36] a bro rest in peace though rest in peace Alex manual Fernandez oh

[05:42:58] and God bless

[05:43:06] And I hope that donation gets a million dollars, bro.

[05:43:13] Generally.

[05:43:14] So why should I be?

[05:43:22] Put the GoFundMe in the chat.

[05:43:28] I don't even think he dropped the go fund to come to be honest.

[05:43:44] This is your champion.

[05:43:58] May your bullets hit their marks and not

[05:44:11] Should I'm not even gonna live on this is my last one

[05:44:13] here is the link thank you it means everything to me and their family

[05:44:42] I don't know God bless him God bless the family too, bro

[05:45:00] God bless the family too.

[05:45:14] My eyes are hurting, you play this?

[05:45:30] I'm just gonna go back to the main hall.

[05:45:32] I'm just gonna stop the enemy and check him out.

[05:45:34] 45 seconds and rings far.

[05:45:36] Fire up those after birds and move.

[05:45:46] Moving to Echo for a better angle.

[05:45:51] Is that the only battle reel that's kinda alive right now?

[05:46:54] I should pick an upgrade.

[05:47:54] Ah

[05:48:20] This game is just so hard

[05:48:24] Well long it's so hard.

[05:48:40] Chesh, we put Apex?

[05:48:42] What do we do? Should we put Apex?

[05:48:48] Er, sorry, lead.

[05:48:54] I

[05:49:10] Find a game find a teammate to play the apex with

[05:49:14] The thing is, I don't have anyone for- for...

[05:49:24] I don't know.

[05:49:38] Cheetah tries to play without his aimbot for the first time POV.

[05:49:46] Lamau, if you play again you need a stack though.

[05:49:49] This game is so ass without cahms.

[05:49:53] Jinxie name dropped you what do you mean?

[05:49:58] Oh my god!

[05:49:59] Sorry from the first second they're the first second going.

[05:50:02] Okay but first off there's a problem with this video.

[05:50:04] Why does the title say League of Legends Pro bro?

[05:50:07] That's the first 30 seconds bro.

[05:50:10] That is something that's something Muda did not do.

[05:50:18] That is something Muda did not do.

[05:50:20] What do you mean?

[05:50:21] Shout out to Don's for saying that bro.

[05:50:23] Check.

[05:50:24] Experience playing like there's something that I do have to show you though.

[05:50:30] So before we start I will admit I have a little bit of prior experience playing

[05:50:36] Playing rainbow six each

[05:50:54] Now Jin see before we get a vote to excited I linked to a video okay

[05:50:59] I want you to watch the first 30 seconds of the video on discord and then watch the last two minutes

[05:51:04] okay wait wait would you play richie you play richie what the fuck was this one

[05:51:12] year ago

[05:51:15] yo kai

[05:51:19] all right let's see what you do here I have a feeling I know what's gonna happen

[05:51:22] no it's bad it's bad like

[05:51:27] like

[05:51:34] No, I just don't point of the chat and over there

[05:51:39] You know how masculine my voice normally is that was a mic issue

[05:51:42] What?

[05:51:44] What?

[05:51:46] Okay.

[05:51:48] You want something?

[05:51:52] Zayn isn't doing any screams? I don't know. I called him twice in the answer so I think he's busy or something.

[05:52:08] Should we hop on League?

[05:52:10] Oh, he said he isn't home.

[05:52:17] Jesus.

[05:52:28] Stay on Apex, bro. Apex is like...

[05:52:30] Apex is fun when you're doing good.

[05:52:32] When you're playing like ass, the game is not even fun.

[05:52:35] I just die. Die, die, die, die, bro.

[05:52:40] I just die die die die die

[05:52:51] Play with Pina and Timmy I did I asked them he said it would have been

[05:52:55] He said it would have been too easy if he had me which is just so false

[05:52:59] I'm so ass at this game. I think I feel like Timmy thinks I'm fucking a hacker in this game though

[05:53:10] You are. No I'm not.

[05:53:41] What are you gonna collab with Jinxie bro? I don't know it's not like uh

[05:53:47] But I don't know we kind of just

[05:53:51] We kind of just planned shit like randomly like bro, I don't know

[05:53:56] Oh, here we go.

[05:54:11] You're in due of the enemy.

[05:54:14] Here we go.

[05:54:26] I want to see why you guys said Master of the Gods.

[05:54:54] First blood, now the game's really starting

[05:55:06] Good we're inside

[05:55:14] Hostile folks

[05:55:20] Why would no one want to be shot down?

[05:55:22] Nice work

[05:55:35] Enemy shield broken

[05:55:52] What is what?

[05:55:54] Where are you?

[05:55:56] Where we fucking landed you retard?

[05:55:58] You didn't fucking say where we were going.

[05:56:00] I have been in this at that time!

[05:56:02] I did it, I did it, I did it, I did it!

[05:56:04] I'm a returning bandit!

[05:56:06] Fuck, you never been in this about it!

[05:56:08] It's mine!

[05:56:10] Where are you?

[05:56:12] Go out the rest of your dick shit ass.

[05:56:14] Got it.

[05:56:16] Yes.

[05:56:17] It's full of faggots now, like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

[05:56:24] Well, you sound like you're 47 years old with seven kids, what the fuck up?

[05:56:28] Why would that be bad?

[05:56:30] What do you mean why would that be bad?

[05:56:32] Is that insult?

[05:56:33] 47 with seven kids is pretty fucking sick, dude, that'd be sick.

[05:56:38] Seven kids?

[05:56:39] You fucking liberal or something?

[05:56:40] You're a fucking liberal dude, you fucking faggot.

[05:56:43] What are you even saying right now, bro?

[05:56:45] Don't like kids no, I love kids

[05:56:56] Yeah

[05:57:15] I like these guys.

[05:57:17] They're the other team.

[05:57:19] They're the team.

[05:57:21] There's an upgrade.

[05:57:45] you

[05:58:15] you

[05:58:45] you

[05:59:15] you

[05:59:45] you

[06:00:15] Very loud.

[06:01:03] Scientists confirmed that the Hena and the Hentai virus can shrink the penis size of the 3-inch.

[06:01:18] Oh my god, bro.

[06:01:25] This is why they hate Don'test, by the way.

[06:01:28] It says mature content.

[06:01:39] What did you do?

[06:01:40] What is this link?

[06:01:41] What did you guys just send me?

[06:01:43] Yeah, I can't even see it to be honest.

[06:01:48] I got top lane.

[06:01:49] Are you fucking serious?

[06:01:54] What was it?

[06:01:55] I think it's cock out or something?

[06:02:01] I think it's cock out or something?

[06:02:12] Chica play yo on top, right?

[06:02:14] Is it the Yordle clip? What's the Yordle clip? Oh God, what happened to Donchess?

[06:02:39] I

[06:02:44] Open a car wash business

[06:03:09] Oh my god, the burnt peanut, 37,000 viewers.

[06:03:39] you

[06:04:09] you

[06:04:39] you

[06:05:09] you

[06:05:39] you

[06:06:09] I can save us, I will save us.

[06:06:39] I miss watching you play it, Mudo. What, Val? All day every day?

[06:06:53] Foster mind the hubris of gods and men. Why is my sensitivity so fast right now?

[06:07:15] A few lives taken generations saved

[06:07:23] my fucking retarded how the fuck am i missing these nice it's too fast

[06:08:19] peace

[06:08:37] Yeah, I flashed for the fun of it though

[06:08:43] How do I lower my mouse sense, bro?

[06:08:55] Is there a way to lower my mouse sense?

[06:08:57] Because I play 1600 dpi and it's so fast.

[06:09:06] Is it this one?

[06:09:07] Literally a game.

[06:09:08] Oh, I love you.

[06:09:09] Thank you guys.

[06:09:10] guys.

[06:09:40] Oh my god, he's so smart.

[06:09:51] Just guaranteeing he's fucked.

[06:10:06] I keep missing my fucking things though.

[06:10:10] is worth all of this animal.

[06:10:35] Would it get a little 30 yet?

[06:10:36] No, not yet.

[06:10:40] Not yet.

[06:10:43] Yeah, who's better? Yola or Yasuo?

[06:10:45] Like, genuinely.

[06:11:10] is Jinxie done playing the probably not bro chat like yeah a lot of viewers in

[06:11:26] that last tournament so honestly I'm honestly preparing for the next one and

[06:11:31] I'm getting chat I want to try to get challenger which ain't take a while I

[06:11:34] know that well for some reason bro this game is more like this game is more

[06:11:47] not more fun I mean it is more fun to me for something but it's more fucking

[06:11:51] it's more viable than me to me than fucking apex bro apex makes me want to

[06:11:57] fucking kill myself bro

[06:12:04] You just wait bro, but why do you guys say that this game get aids to

[06:12:34] This game will eventually make you feel like a mental patient.

[06:12:50] Wait, why can't that TP?

[06:13:09] Help mid lane?

[06:13:10] So yeah, when do I check the one thing I don't know, the one thing Hamza didn't teach me

[06:13:16] yet is when do I know to roam lanes like when do I know when to roll lanes and

[06:13:23] shit cuz I don't want to do when to do that

[06:13:46] Is that their jungler?

[06:14:07] What type of jungler is this?

[06:14:15] mid lane? Why is the mid laner coming into my lane? What the fuck?

[06:14:31] Because that's what they do, so when do I know when to roam and why is this guy feeding? What the fuck?

[06:14:36] I'm coming, live!

[06:15:36] Oh

[06:15:42] W for shield I did I did I missed it I missed it I missed it I missed it

[06:15:47] I know I was spamming W, but I either missed it or I died before I did it so spamming it

[06:15:52] I was spamming it then I died before because but while I was spamming it

[06:15:58] Yeah, should I should I like do my winning settings, bro

[06:16:06] should I change my actuation point?

[06:16:23] I'll see if I'm able to do this in the middle of the night.

[06:16:31] Ah!

[06:16:36] Evernal Dawn!

[06:16:43] No time for mercy!

[06:16:53] Am I stronger than this girl?

[06:17:15] I don't know.

[06:17:27] Oh

[06:17:51] Bad Rome but how do I know if it's a bad Rome or not

[06:18:27] I

[06:18:46] Why

[06:18:48] Wait, how is he, how, how?

[06:19:03] How is Garen doing that to me?

[06:19:08] You're not strong until you get Bork.

[06:19:11] I see.

[06:19:12] I see. So Chet is getting stronger than me right now?

[06:19:30] Brother, how many auto attacks are you gonna cancel?

[06:19:37] Do I just throw an auto attack? I'm gonna throw an auto attack, fuck it.

[06:19:42] Must I be my only ally?

[06:20:12] I

[06:20:25] May grow but I will not stop

[06:21:12] I

[06:21:15] Loki through I should have went down there and help them bro. Is it too late now though?

[06:21:20] The gods I should have Loki been down there future

[06:21:36] He has destroyed it and I

[06:21:42] Oh, I should have cleared the wave too, but fuck it

[06:21:57] Prophecy means nothing to a determined

[06:22:42] I feel like I need to go bot lane chat, do I need to go bot lane or something?

[06:23:01] I don't know where to go.

[06:23:03] Should I roam?

[06:23:04] is violence truly the only thing that can't be stopped

[06:23:11] so some of us feel right bro

[06:23:33] There is evil in willful ignorance.

[06:24:03] I should have kept my spark.

[06:24:22] I should have kept my Q.

[06:24:25] I should have kept my Q's to dash back.

[06:24:33] I could have got a triple.

[06:24:39] Ah.

[06:24:39] Your team has destroyed its current.

[06:24:53] Chat, at what level? Oh, but I didn't spend gold.

[06:24:57] Whoa, whoa, whoa, why am I not spending my gold?

[06:24:59] Chat, guys, I need you to be on my conchosaurus, bro.

[06:25:03] Hi, Mooda. Do you remember when you-

[06:25:05] Yes, I remember.

[06:25:07] feet picks for fun no I know I don't even know you bro I don't even fucking

[06:25:15] know you fucking he's saying right now bro

[06:25:37] go back top

[06:25:53] No, I'm just trying to fix this.

[06:26:23] Is someone taking Baron?

[06:26:27] Enemy killing spree.

[06:26:41] Introspection is a luxury I cannot afford.

[06:26:47] An ally has been slain.

[06:27:20] I'm the one who stole your Russian girl at the Jason birthday party cry about it big

[06:27:41] I

[06:27:46] We don't win this fight, bro

[06:27:52] An enemy has been slain. Yeah, we don't win this fight

[06:28:00] Shut down and how I have been slain

[06:28:04] Even with my ult, I feel like I don't win this.

[06:28:13] I don't know how to play late game, how does that teach me mid game and late game?

[06:29:03] I don't know, I don't feel f**ked up on Faker, I'm not with an extra hit, I was a 1v5,

[06:29:29] How much does the win that?

[06:29:31] Enemy round game show.

[06:29:33] Oh.

[06:29:41] Do I sell don't I'm gonna sell these potions like that to be honest with who the fuck is those potions anymore?

[06:29:53] You need to push with your team you enter too many fights you should be there with them.

[06:29:57] I mean, I just don't know where they are. Like, I'm always just dead, or they're always dead.

[06:30:03] Maybe I'm waffling, but like, look!

[06:30:08] Like, where even is my team right now? There's one here, one here, one here.

[06:30:12] One-

[06:30:14] I don't know, I thought we're done.

[06:30:27] I'm gonna kill him.

[06:30:34] I'm gonna kill him.

[06:30:41] I'm gonna kill him.

[06:30:48] I SAID EVAD!

[06:30:59] What are you doing? Well I'm posting with my E and my Q but I don't know that guy.

[06:31:06] Oh there's no way we're gonna win this bro, what the fuck.

[06:31:18] I just lost this game, but like I don't know what I did wrong this game, bro.

[06:31:48] He's a gift. The promise of change.

[06:32:07] Oh, are they already taking Baron?

[06:32:10] Bar!

[06:32:48] You won that if you are? I tried to are, bro. I tried. I'm getting stunned.

[06:32:55] I'm getting, I got stunned or something. I spammed R. I spammed R. I eat him and R.

[06:33:06] Don't dive on Baron buff.

[06:33:11] Aced. Your inhibitor has been destroyed.

[06:33:48] I'm getting a fucking winnable, bro.

[06:33:57] So I had top diff, so what happened?

[06:34:09] I had top diff, so what happened?

[06:34:13] Your team, okay. See, I don't know, bro.

[06:34:18] I can't even like do anything when I'm in that setting. What is that? I'm like stuck and I can't move.

[06:34:36] He's fearing you?

[06:34:39] Ace.

[06:34:40] Just FF why wouldn't he not FF but the game is 50 to 15

[06:34:57] Your toilet has been destroyed

[06:35:02] Geez bro geez

[06:35:04] Geez.

[06:35:10] Geez, bro.

[06:35:11] Your turret has been destroyed.

[06:35:15] My brother, the gods, they must listen to reason.

[06:35:20] They must.

[06:35:52] I didn't even know that was a thing, bro.

[06:36:17] Jesus, bro

[06:36:24] It's not your fault too much or ass

[06:36:28] And it's 24,000 damage

[06:36:33] And it's 24,000 damage

[06:36:47] Geez, bro.

[06:36:59] I didn't really guess suits how you're playing.

[06:37:02] I don't know.

[06:37:03] I don't...

[06:37:04] But the thing is, I want to play Yasuo, but, like, what's a character that can 1v5?

[06:37:12] Y'all in like 1v5?

[06:37:17] What is bro, what is dropping? What is this?

[06:37:21] Awww

[06:37:33] Hi Muta, hope that aspect of valorant this game is not build for you with your big nose can't barely hit a minion

[06:37:40] shut up bro chat can you 1v5 as yone or no

[06:37:53] so am i just ass then? how the fuck am i not 1v5ing?

[06:38:10] You gotta learn mid game to carry? I know, I really do. I really do, bro, I really do.

[06:38:30] You have to have good game sense? Yeah, I don't have anything like that, bro. I just

[06:38:37] have like decent mechanics. I don't even have like crazy mechanics. I just have decent mechanics.

[06:39:07] I

[06:39:11] Mog

[06:39:17] Want to seal Drake daddy just drop Iceman already. What are you doing?

[06:39:37] 33 years I gave that to the rain 500 weeks after the chalks with my pain

[06:39:47] So I fall back into six

[06:39:51] Drake is so mid

[06:39:54] Okay, Drake is so mid right name me one better rapper than him right now go

[06:40:02] Go bro go name one rapper that's better than him right now go

[06:40:07] Hi, that's Ashley Faxton, they don't like rap, that's Loki Faxton.

[06:40:17] This is tight as a commit, like together?

[06:40:22] I'm really trying to think right now.

[06:40:24] I mean, for starters we just do one, right?

[06:40:27] Right?

[06:40:29] But I think you put it through the wood before you close it up.

[06:40:32] No, in the picture there's like multiple.

[06:40:35] Yeah, too.

[06:40:36] No, I'm saying there's multiple, they did it, they did the thing, too.

[06:40:42] Stop stealing content, I'm not stealing content and fucking recharge.

[06:40:46] Holy fuck.

[06:40:47] No, no, no, these Rage-Baters need to get...

[06:40:50] No, you guys need light, bro.

[06:41:01] What's Myth doing?

[06:41:02] Mith is on this game too.

[06:41:07] Road to 200.

[06:41:12] Chat, does Fade only play like, he only plays pubs I feel like.

[06:41:18] He doesn't play ranked, why?

[06:41:32] I stand alone between three years.

[06:41:42] This is a familiar place.

[06:41:45] That water makes a flood!

[06:41:52] must I be my only ally

[06:43:22] Well, it won't let me fucking attack sometimes.

[06:43:52] Oh

[06:44:00] Mortals are never absolute that is their beauty

[06:45:22] I don't think I don't need to challenge this.

[06:46:16] I have been slain, and ally has been slain, and ally has been slain, and ally has been

[06:46:35] Ugliest kill ever? What do you mean? Ugliest kill? How?

[06:46:45] What was wrong with that kill, asshole?

[06:47:25] My hand may stem the tides of war, and I have been slain.

[06:47:50] the

[06:48:07] I should have froze

[06:48:50] really? that ass? really? or i couldn't if i already was gonna get in the way

[06:49:11] no no chat i know i know if i already was in the way i would have just like altered

[06:49:16] to him instead which I'm the only one that gets ganked why am I never the why

[06:49:32] is my teammate never the one to gank anybody ever it all the games that

[06:49:35] ever played in my entire life on League I've been the one getting ganked never

[06:49:40] I never met teammate ganking the guy.

[06:49:45] I swear to god, is that a normal leak thing?

[06:49:47] Is that a normal leak thing?

[06:49:49] Like genuinely bro, is that a normal leak thing?

[06:50:40] killing spree

[06:50:42] killing spree

[06:50:44] the enemy has been slain

[06:50:50] the enemy has been slain

[06:50:54] they have been hit

[06:51:10] Mortality sets me apart from my kin, but it may be my saving grace.

[06:51:19] Shut down.

[06:51:22] Enemy double kill.

[06:51:54] Yes, what a game though.

[06:52:24] Fuck me, my Tetherlass. Fuck.

[06:52:54] Holy fuck, what is that?

[06:53:11] Is that an ult?

[06:53:15] Who's winning right now on my lane shot? My god, me or him? Who's winning?

[06:53:22] It's similar.

[06:54:22] the

[06:54:34] the

[06:54:44] This player

[06:54:58] I don't know what the fuck I died out as well

[06:55:14] So now chat at this phase, what do I do at this phase now?

[06:55:30] So like what do I do at this phase?

[06:55:32] Cause now I don't know what to do.

[06:55:36] So do I roam top?

[06:55:38] Okay so everyone's saying roam.

[06:55:41] Okay so everyone's saying roam.

[06:55:43] Should I get this tower first?

[06:55:50] this tower first?

[06:56:20] worse two months of all time what is that?

[06:56:27] oh

[06:56:28] order and chaos dawn and dusk

[06:56:33] oh no I can't believe I

[06:56:40] I can't believe I

[06:56:45] I can't believe I missed, bro.

[06:56:54] I can't believe I missed, man.

[06:57:15] Was that bad or no was that bad someone a chest that you can die was that bad

[06:57:30] Oh

[06:57:32] What the

[06:57:40] Yo

[06:57:45] Oh my god, we lost the game. Did she just lose? 20 or 12? How will all of my games like

[06:58:00] this? I just always lose my games. How? How do I always lose my games? Was this one

[06:58:15] my fault too but you guys don't lose again you guys always say it's my fault

[06:58:45] I thought that's so not worth it.

[06:58:50] Is that even worth it?

[06:58:53] Oh my god.

[06:58:56] What was I supposed to do there?

[06:59:26] Every league game will have 4 mental patients on your team dash and joy.

[06:59:32] I just don't understand how much I dominate mid lane and we always lose.

[06:59:36] So what am I doing wrong?

[06:59:38] Last game I dominated mid lane and we still lost.

[06:59:42] I dominated mid lane top lane and now I dominated mid lane and we still lost.

[06:59:48] I just don't get what I'm doing wrong.

[06:59:50] enemy double kill an enemy has been slain

[07:00:20] fuck me my tight ass bro fuck I lost fucking

[07:00:30] I will be back I even fight this guy I don't know what to find out I don't know

[07:00:36] why can't I can't fight like I think I'll

[07:00:41] Of course I could fight him, I MOVED A BITCH!

[07:00:51] Now do I TP back and get my item?

[07:00:54] Probably right.

[07:00:55] Probably I'm assumed.

[07:00:56] I'm assumed I buy my item.

[07:01:01] So I buy my item

[07:01:31] 125 cs 125 cs 125 cs what why is he slaving this

[07:02:01] I don't know what to do with this.

[07:02:11] I don't know what to do with this.

[07:02:28] Try a channel back, you're buying item chat, yes or no?

[07:02:40] Can I kill this guy right now? Am I strong enough to kill this guy?

[07:02:58] I do not hesitate.

[07:03:16] Don't buy cloak.

[07:03:18] Don't buy BF, buy cloak and pickaxe.

[07:03:21] What does BF mean? Fuck me.

[07:03:23] I

[07:03:25] Rockers Prophecy is a chain binding us to oblivion. I will break us free

[07:03:50] Can I even fight this

[07:03:53] I

[07:04:23] I don't know what I'm doing it. I don't know if it's good or bad, but I'm doing time. No idea

[07:04:33] Why kids I uh what do I have to sell potions and and Doran's I sell Doran's

[07:04:59] Chell, sell Doranger, wait 20 gold. I'm waiting, I don't care.

[07:05:17] Chell, how OP am I right now? How much fights can I take? What can I do right now?

[07:05:25] With my fucking items, bro.

[07:05:29] What did I do wrong?

[07:05:51] What did I do wrong?

[07:05:52] How did I die there?

[07:05:59] Focus on twitch? I don't know what twitch is chat. What's twitch?

[07:06:04] This or that all this

[07:06:13] Chat what do I buy now what do I buy now out of these three because I don't know what to buy

[07:06:18] Death dance someone in the chat said death dance drive by death dance

[07:06:24] Death dance

[07:06:29] Why would it go to pickaxe instead of these three?

[07:06:34] I don't know, it's all good.

[07:06:42] Best item in the game by far? That stance? Why don't I buy it every time then?

[07:06:48] So who's twitch? What does twitch look like? Okay, so it's my mid later.

[07:06:52] But fuck bro, I'm gonna hit it in a moment, I don't know who looks like who.

[07:06:59] I missed my R. I missed my R. Wait, was I supposed to fight him?

[07:07:24] You have to fight him?

[07:07:25] You should have flashed on him there.

[07:07:27] Oh, I didn't know that bro. You could have killed him. Don't be scared

[07:07:41] Fuck bro

[07:07:49] You have to kill him fuck I

[07:07:52] Hamza told me to never run away. Hamza literally tells me to never run away.

[07:08:09] Holy long ass anime battle bro.

[07:08:22] So don't run away got it

[07:08:41] oh my god that motherfucker hits hard though I'm going back and buying death

[07:08:53] that's just I sell dorms blade for death dance yes or no yes or no done done

[07:09:05] Done!

[07:09:06] Done!

[07:09:07] Done!

[07:09:08] Bro, done!

[07:09:09] Listen, I need you guys to macro for me, bro.

[07:09:11] I don't know anything in this game, bro.

[07:09:13] I just know how to fight.

[07:09:15] I need your help.

[07:09:20] Okay, so everyone's up right now.

[07:09:26] I need to...

[07:09:28] Yeah, where do I go right now?

[07:09:31] Where do I push?

[07:09:33] Mid lane?

[07:09:34] enemy double kill oh top lane top lane

[07:10:04] Why did you buy me to watch your stream?

[07:10:34] Should we take Baroness or no shot?

[07:10:37] Should we take Baroness or no?

[07:10:41] Now push lanes hard.

[07:10:42] Okay, pushing, pushing, pushing, pushing.

[07:11:04] what do i buy chat? what do i buy?

[07:11:20] What do I buy?

[07:11:25] Whitsend?

[07:11:26] What do I sell?

[07:11:27] I don't even know if I could buy Whitsend.

[07:11:31] Just build it?

[07:11:34] Okay.

[07:11:35] What do I sell? I don't even know if I could buy Whitsend.

[07:11:48] Just build it? Okay.

[07:11:51] So do I just keep buying this?

[07:11:54] Because it won't let me buy it.

[07:11:55] Oh, like literally just build it. Like...

[07:11:59] Just okay, just save. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[07:12:03] Fuck, bro. I don't know what I'm doing, like...

[07:12:05] are they taking Baron right now bro?

[07:12:35] must I be my own

[07:13:05] No!

[07:13:11] Fuck!

[07:13:13] Bro!

[07:13:16] What can I have done different?

[07:13:24] They're focusing their frontline?

[07:13:26] The thing is chat, I don't know like,

[07:13:27] but when I dash and chat, believe it or not,

[07:13:30] I don't know what character looks like what to me, bro.

[07:13:33] Bro, because I'm just so new to the game.

[07:13:40] Focus the rat.

[07:13:41] Okay, so I need to focus this guy.

[07:13:43] Done, done, done.

[07:13:45] I will focus the rat.

[07:13:49] I will focus the rat.

[07:13:51] Chat, I have a thousand gold.

[07:13:52] What do I buy now?

[07:13:53] Do I buy anything now?

[07:13:55] What should I buy?

[07:13:56] My, what's my next item?

[07:13:59] Oh, fuck the bee.

[07:14:02] Potion?

[07:14:03] It won't let me. Red pot. Okay. It won't let me chat.

[07:15:03] Who is this though?

[07:15:33] Fuck bro, did we lose this game?

[07:16:33] Push someone end, end, end. Push. I don't know how, there's a turret. Where's my minions?

[07:17:03] I don't know what I'm doing end game bro. I don't know what I'm doing end game. What's

[07:17:28] What's that potion you all told me to buy?

[07:17:31] This one?

[07:17:32] An ally has been slain.

[07:17:34] An enemy has been slain.

[07:17:37] An ally has been slain.

[07:17:40] Which one, Chat?

[07:17:41] Elixir of Wrath?

[07:17:42] Elixir of Sorcery?

[07:17:43] Or Elixir of Iron?

[07:17:45] This one?

[07:18:17] How do we win this shot like genuinely?

[07:18:40] What do we take Baron?

[07:19:01] Like what do we take?

[07:19:07] They just slain Baron.

[07:19:09] What does that mean?

[07:19:39] now what now what now what and

[07:20:08] How do I end though? I don't get it!

[07:20:38] I

[07:20:42] Don't know what to do

[07:20:45] Where are my teammates like what is this?

[07:20:50] What am I supposed to do? Well, I don't know well, I don't know what I don't know what to do

[07:20:58] What am I supposed to do? I can't do anything. I

[07:21:03] Know chat they have to defend I know but y'all are saying win the game

[07:21:07] How do I win the game? I have no minions with me, bro

[07:21:13] Sell boots and buy Guardian Angel

[07:21:18] I don't even know the game is done, bro. There's no way we win this

[07:21:22] Just I sell boots and buy Guardian. No, don't do that

[07:21:37] I mean I tried bro I don't know how I'm supposed to win that game bro 83,000 damage

[07:22:07] Oh my god, what was I supposed to do though?

[07:22:21] I'm gonna call Hamza bro.

[07:22:27] No, bro.

[07:22:33] Oh my god.

[07:22:37] I just didn't know what to do. I don't know what to do, bro.

[07:22:41] Was that my best game I've ever had?

[07:22:52] Was that the best game I've ever had so far?

[07:22:55] bro what did I oh chat how rare is it to drop 31 kills in 83,000 damage like how

[07:23:15] equate this to Valorant terms chat chat can someone equate this to Valorant

[07:23:22] in terms.

[07:23:23] Mura.

[07:23:24] Yo, Hanzo.

[07:23:25] Bo.

[07:23:26] I just, I just seen it.

[07:23:27] I'm watching it right now.

[07:23:28] Say, well, you just got the 80, uh, 31.

[07:23:30] I just got the 83,000 bomb with a 31 kill game, but I still lost.

[07:23:35] What did I do wrong?

[07:23:37] Just macro.

[07:23:39] This is definitely like macro.

[07:23:40] Most of the teams, if I'm looking at it from your team, like your team is probably

[07:23:43] dog shit.

[07:23:44] Listen, Mura, you know the beginning, but you don't know the, the mid, the

[07:23:50] mid, the mid game and the end game.

[07:23:52] Are you ready to learn the mid game and the end game?

[07:23:54] Yes, I need to, bro.

[07:23:56] I genuinely need to, bro.

[07:23:58] OK, should we vaude review?

[07:24:00] Vaude review is better, but vaude review is a lot better,

[07:24:05] but I don't know if you're going to find that boring or not.

[07:24:07] I'm probably going to find that boring, bro.

[07:24:09] I hate vaude reviewing.

[07:24:11] But that is the best way to learn.

[07:24:12] Because you don't learn anything when you're playing.

[07:24:14] Yes.

[07:24:17] You're not going to process anything.

[07:24:22] By the way, is Guardian Angel better than Boots?

[07:24:25] Like when I'm full items.

[07:24:26] Do I, some of my chests sell Boots for Guardian Angel?

[07:24:30] They're retarded, no.

[07:24:34] No, oh, don't mention that.

[07:24:35] That's, this isn't fucking season eight.

[07:24:38] Season 16, you get upgraded Boots as a mid laner.

[07:24:41] That is dumb.

[07:24:42] If anything, you might, you could sell your,

[07:24:46] what's end?

[07:24:47] What's end here is dog shit, I think.

[07:24:49] The item is really bad, by the way.

[07:24:51] What's up, let's go on it as one of my items.

[07:24:54] Yeah, it's not good.

[07:24:56] That is not good.

[07:24:57] Did it say that to go on the aw.

[07:24:58] Yeah.

[07:25:00] Did it say to go on it?

[07:25:01] Let me see.

[07:25:04] I mean, it says fifth item option, 467 games.

[07:25:07] They didn't really say to go it.

[07:25:09] Like your better option would have been like GA6.

[07:25:12] Like you could have went GA and not get what's N.

[07:25:15] I'm gonna lock better and just sell like an MR and AMO item.

[07:25:18] But they don't really like think about it.

[07:25:19] Remember when I told you about AD AP?

[07:25:21] Yeah.

[07:25:22] OK, Muda.

[07:25:24] Listen, how about this?

[07:25:26] You don't want to bother you, right?

[07:25:28] Just queue up for another game.

[07:25:29] Yalla.

[07:25:30] Queue up for another game.

[07:25:31] I'll teach you.

[07:25:32] Dude, I don't think I can even like, bro.

[07:25:35] Have you ever like had like a crazy 30 bomb game

[07:25:37] and you lost?

[07:25:38] Do you feel drained after it or no?

[07:25:41] Muda, if only you knew my games, bro.

[07:25:45] If only you knew.

[07:25:46] Well, listen, trust me.

[07:25:48] And I heard you were saying, like,

[07:25:49] You're actually turning like me.

[07:25:51] You said something along these lines.

[07:25:54] Oh, why do I feel like I'm always getting camped

[07:25:56] and my teammates are not getting ganked?

[07:25:58] Are they, you're turning just like me?

[07:26:00] Why?

[07:26:01] I'm the most camp player.

[07:26:03] I'm the most focused player.

[07:26:05] I'm always the one everyone plays around.

[07:26:07] I am the president in NA, okay?

[07:26:11] They call me the president here.

[07:26:12] Nobody gets camped harder than me, nobody, okay?

[07:26:15] Trust me, it's not as bad as you think it is.

[07:26:18] It's not, what was not?

[07:26:20] Are you level 30 now?

[07:26:21] Bro, if you're level 30, you're level 30?

[07:26:23] Bro, I just put decreases in my life.

[07:26:25] I think I got like one cock of levels, bro.

[07:26:28] I did nothing.

[07:26:29] Why am I stuck level up?

[07:26:30] Can I buy a potion to max my level up?

[07:26:34] No, no, no.

[07:26:35] You're almost level 30.

[07:26:35] You're halfway there.

[07:26:40] You're halfway there.

[07:26:41] You are not him, gang.

[07:26:42] Yes, I am.

[07:26:43] Nobody can't follow me.

[07:26:44] Nobody.

[07:26:45] Oh my God.

[07:26:46] What I'm gonna rune rune rune rune rune listen you're about to be level 30 and that's when you can start playing ranked

[07:26:51] That is where your journey actually starts. Are you ready for that?

[07:26:56] Literally what I think I think I think you can place probably gold. I think you place gold

[07:27:04] So what size can you place by the way? Oh, do you have XP boost? I don't

[07:27:09] Go go go go to the shop go to the shop real quick

[07:27:16] What 30 wait wait go go go to the shop go to the shop wait

[07:27:21] Wait, where would you see it? Um accessories maybe

[07:27:25] Boost boss. That's right here. I found it

[07:27:27] Wait, you know, I don't know if you have it already. I don't know if you bought it. Do you buy these already?

[07:27:31] All right, I bought one week boost, but I don't know why I bought it

[07:27:34] Do you buy a so you bought a one you want you bought a seven-day boost. Yeah, you buy wind boost

[07:27:40] No, you can stack them. No, no, no, I bought I only bought

[07:27:43] What?

[07:27:44] Seven day XP boost.

[07:27:46] Okay, get a 10 win boost, I think.

[07:27:48] I think maybe 10 wins enough, but go down, go down.

[07:27:51] Down, down, down, down, down, down.

[07:27:53] Okay, you know, I actually get a three win,

[07:27:54] a five win boost.

[07:27:55] Five win, five win.

[07:27:58] Okay, five wins enough for, for, for, for, for all.

[07:28:00] 100%.

[07:28:02] I think five was enough.

[07:28:03] I think it is.

[07:28:06] Should be enough.

[07:28:07] All right, go, go, go draft, go.

[07:28:09] I should have screened on Discord,

[07:28:10] so I don't have to look at it during the stream.

[07:28:12] My god

[07:28:14] My personal coaching Buddha you should have seen my chat, bro

[07:28:20] I'm living in the middle of the game brah. I was like, what is 20 kids?

[07:28:23] What is 21 kids? I'm like, what the fuck is going on? How the fuck is he's done this month? Oh?

[07:28:28] Now you're doing good. I'm telling you big M

[07:28:31] They have let me tell you this bro. Yeah, I'm just prodigy. I won't let you down. You're gonna be challenger

[07:28:37] You're gonna be challenger. I won't let you down. You're like the test dummy

[07:28:41] Okay, you're my test dummy if I can coach you to challenger. I'm him

[07:28:46] But see you did good in that tournament yesterday. What law so proud of you?

[07:28:51] My god, let's play bro. Yo, can we play me and you when we get on to make a smurf account or is that not allowed?

[07:28:56] That's been able bro. They ban you in a heartbeat. I will literally get banned by that before the game even ends

[07:29:02] They will terminate well, they don't they don't play with that shit now really if you see yeah

[07:29:07] Yeah, if you're a streamer and you smurf bro, they ban you right then and there. I can't do that

[07:29:12] Bro, yes, they'll terminate the lobby. It will terminate the lobby and then they'll ban you. Yes

[07:29:18] If anyone snitches, bro, there's no coming back from that. I'm going

[07:29:25] I'm going trust me

[07:29:27] Play screenshot on discord. Oh, you ready? Oh

[07:29:37] That wait mura if I coach you every day

[07:29:41] I'm not joking you you could possibly get it before two years if you put your heart into this

[07:29:46] But what I was saying you I think I can get it and I don't know if it's bad to save and I don't know if it's ego

[07:29:51] But I love my ego

[07:29:54] in one year less

[07:29:56] Moodle was literally playing this game all stream. I know he was playing this all stream at like 4 a.m.

[07:30:03] That's hunger

[07:30:07] Okay, but eventually, Mudo though, honorably, you need to start bottom viewing.

[07:30:10] Like, I know you want to, like, play and play and play, but I'm going to teach you,

[07:30:14] I'm going to see what you're doing wrong, like, try to tell you what to do,

[07:30:17] but you need to bottom view with me. If you're generally serious, like, you really need to.

[07:30:24] You heard? Yeah.

[07:30:27] And you need to be responsive. If I say something and you don't understand,

[07:30:32] Say, how's that? Coach, I don't understand. Coach, okay?

[07:30:36] Yeah, that's it.

[07:30:41] How long do you think it'll take for him to get to Challenger?

[07:30:44] Right now, it's easily gold level.

[07:30:46] Easily gold level, easily, without a doubt.

[07:30:49] Easily. Let me ask you a chat.

[07:30:52] Motus, what right do you think he is currently?

[07:30:58] That last game I played,

[07:31:02] They say you're silver max they're kind of disrespecting you bro

[07:31:09] Yeah, I don't know but yeah, but if you tell me if you ask my chat if I should go jump off a building also yes, too

[07:31:15] That I know I know

[07:31:18] They tell me that every day

[07:31:20] Don't worry not only one that means they love you though

[07:31:22] Like I always tell my time never say good morning because I'm not your girlfriend

[07:31:25] Don't ever tell me good morning. You always say good morning to girls. You know what I mean?

[07:31:29] Yeah, that's some that that don't don't do that. I'm a grown-ass man

[07:31:34] So what I say every time I end my stream I say just tell me kill my

[07:31:38] OVG underscore Muda use yonki q3 near a cliff

[07:31:44] That's pretty clever of you ask me

[07:31:48] Okay, so what up now you are now you need to understand what every champion does okay? Yes

[07:31:59] Yes daddy

[07:32:01] Can I take a piss?

[07:32:03] Hey, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead

[07:32:05] Anything wrong?

[07:32:06] You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong

[07:32:07] It's

[07:32:08] Like a sheep

[07:32:12] I don't know if he did his wrong

[07:32:14] I'm on a chat

[07:32:15] Good morning

[07:32:17] Well good afternoon actually

[07:32:19] Can we get a Hemsakam?

[07:32:31] How's he gonna do that?

[07:32:32] Do you need to grab it from my stream with like a browser option and then maybe put it

[07:32:38] there.

[07:32:39] But that's if I move my camera though.

[07:32:41] Maybe he's good.

[07:32:43] fight ult into a highway. I guarantee you this is going to be higher rank than

[07:32:52] almost all of you guys in less than a month. He's going to be a higher rank than

[07:32:56] all you guys in the chat in less than a month. I guarantee you that you have to

[07:33:04] provide of you the last game. I would but then Mura, Mura he can't he can't

[07:33:08] He can't comprehend for more than three hours bless as long he can't

[07:33:15] Get out of base

[07:33:20] Yo, what up? Oh

[07:33:29] What ah

[07:33:33] What up

[07:33:36] Get out of base you're gonna get banned oh

[07:33:41] My god, he's asking me a band. He's looking at that. He's looking at that. Get out of base quick

[07:33:47] Moodah move. Oh my god. I got remade you're such a retard

[07:33:54] They're gonna read they're gonna remake he's gonna get back look look look look at dumb ass look

[07:33:59] You put asthma

[07:34:01] Is he taking a shit, bro?

[07:34:09] Stupid ass, bro. Like, what the fuck are you taking a long break like this?

[07:34:15] I was thinking about you there.

[07:34:17] Bro, move, move. Hopefully they don't remake, but they're probably gonna- yep, you got that nice. Good shit, bro.

[07:34:22] You got- you legit gonna get punished right now. Yep.

[07:34:26] Yep.

[07:34:28] Yep, good shit.

[07:34:29] Why are you taking a long break like that?

[07:34:32] I was just taking a piss!

[07:34:33] You said it was okay to take a piss!

[07:34:35] Wait, what did you lose from that?

[07:34:36] You didn't make you get a timer.

[07:34:38] Oh my god.

[07:34:40] Low priority Q.

[07:34:41] You know what that means?

[07:34:42] No, what does that mean?

[07:34:43] Bro, they put you in downer Q.

[07:34:44] What does that mean?

[07:34:45] It puts you in downer Q.

[07:34:48] Like, you see low priority?

[07:34:50] That means you're in the depths of hell.

[07:34:52] You're playing with people and mentally ill people.

[07:34:54] I'm so serious.

[07:34:56] God

[07:35:00] What does that mean someone's get like me charge my team

[07:35:06] Muda I just got offered if you get to diamond before June 13th, they're gonna. Uh-uh, they're gonna get me one K subs

[07:35:14] What do you have to do this for me?

[07:35:18] A lot behind a gifted don't worry. I love a hundred get the tea. What the fuck is that?

[07:35:22] Listen you have a child to buy a side you got this shit, bro. Well, I'm gonna do like five hundred five hundred

[07:35:34] Also put all that is all matters say wallah wallah

[07:35:41] 500 get okay, you know what I'll give you 500 gifted. How about we go half half

[07:35:45] 500 gifted if you get the diamond for jude 13

[07:35:48] I'm so serious. Wallah

[07:35:51] One month to diamond.

[07:35:52] Hey, you said one month?

[07:35:56] Well, that's about 2,500 bro, that's money

[07:36:02] What are the change?

[07:36:04] That's one month that's one month to diamond how fast if you were smirking if you were smirking

[07:36:10] How fast would it take you to get to diamond me?

[07:36:15] Yeah

[07:36:17] I'm unranked if the plan is what my placement is, but I can get the diamond in one day.

[07:36:23] WHAAAAAAAAAT?

[07:36:24] I go 100% when it's a diamond.

[07:36:28] It takes me one day, but it's not gonna, but if I coach you on what to do, you cannot

[07:36:33] do it as well, she says.

[07:36:35] One month needs to get past diamond four.

[07:36:38] Past diamond four?

[07:36:40] What's diamond four?

[07:36:43] Can we get three months mate?

[07:36:48] Three months?

[07:36:49] I think three months is doable.

[07:36:50] One month might be too hard.

[07:36:53] What's dying for?

[07:36:54] You have to get out of the worst evil possible which is Emerald.

[07:36:59] And I think that's probably going to be the hardest battle.

[07:37:01] It's like, imagine this, you've ever seen One Piece and how there's like a chains

[07:37:06] of like the prison.

[07:37:08] I think it's impaled down and like every level you go down it's like the depths

[07:37:12] of hell you remember that's uh you remember that scene or no I don't watch it I watch it

[07:37:19] in Naruto instead um okay uh how can I compare this in Naruto oh okay basically you know how

[07:37:29] there's a cop skis okay you have to go so that cock in a retarded human being the entire

[07:37:35] fucking world why do you over because I'm trying to let you understand it's what it

[07:37:40] I understand it the more you go deeper in the Senate the more you want to fucking kill yourself

[07:37:46] No, no, no, no, no, I'm telling you cuz like okay imagine this like you know in our shows like some side characters and yada yada

[07:37:51] That's like bronze over gold plaque and then in emerald you're versing against the Cotskies, okay?

[07:37:58] After a Cotskies you're versing people against like

[07:38:03] The a strong character, but not the Cotskies. That's like time

[07:38:07] Masters you're against Madra. Okay?

[07:38:10] And tobi and obito, okay? You're against mother and open that is masters, okay?

[07:38:16] These levels that then it's just that one that these this rank and move and masters is the hardest thing you do, okay?

[07:38:24] Now all this is gonna do you need to understand what champion this now requires you to learn what every champion does Muda you hot to learn

[07:38:35] Mother does not masters yesterday is bro

[07:38:37] Okay, so I'm gonna teach you a lot and you tell me if you understand or not okay go to your room page

[07:38:55] Okay

[07:38:56] Now we're gonna try to like mid max your pages. I think I think this is fine

[07:39:02] I think it might be Nico mid. All right his character. Oh, it might be mouth hard Nico. So I'm guessing you can go like

[07:39:10] Now you go second win I'm guessing

[07:39:15] Second win second win D shield, right? Oh, just a D blade. So, okay, think about like this

[07:39:21] Some champions they all in you some champions. They poke you out. Yeah, okay, do

[07:39:28] Excuse me. Do you understand a difference between that or no?

[07:39:32] Yes, of course I do. Yeah, yeah, okay. So if they poke you out in lane, you want to just try to get you want to try to get these you want to get D

[07:39:39] shield, okay?

[07:39:40] Instead of D blade D shield is basically door shield. And if you get it, you heal more over time, whereas D blade D blade heals you when you auto attack. So

[07:39:51] poke matches was like Niko or mostly like range champions. And you can't can't get on them. You go D

[07:39:58] Okay, okay, so it's miles of our mid. So I'll get out tomorrow. I'll go shield

[07:40:03] I

[07:40:04] Mean, I think you get on top of miles are to be honest. I think you can go like deep late

[07:40:08] If it was Nico, then it would be hard

[07:40:10] So the reason I say mouse ours cuz like mouse or is like a very NPC sort of character

[07:40:15] This is basically throws like aids at you

[07:40:18] It's like it's like cancer. He's a guy like a cancer ball and it's a point and click a point of click

[07:40:23] will never miss okay if he's if you're in range of the point of click you're just

[07:40:28] getting burnt it's like fire okay so that doesn't really it's not really that

[07:40:34] strong into you you just press W and you basically shield it you'll see okay if

[07:40:42] they have like some CC that you can't get on top of them and they poke you out

[07:40:45] which was like which like Nico and you go like DC yes they go yes so you can

[07:40:51] throw bombs from a mile away and then throw this the cage

[07:40:56] the gods and the world's alright I can save us I will save us I'm gonna play

[07:41:04] match up with him you know what what he does or no yeah he autos like a fireball

[07:41:10] with aids and cancer so that's again on top of him he doesn't throw it but

[07:41:14] it's like a point of click so he'll never miss it it's like if you're in

[07:41:17] his range it's like press like hold on over your uh you look see it okay so what he just

[07:41:23] did is called he's ordered your raptors raptors the thing that's below you you see that right

[07:41:29] yeah that's raptors that's your jungle camp so now he knows where your jungler is starting

[07:41:36] and you see that shield that he has around the mouse bar that thing basically blocks

[07:41:41] everything that for one second so you want to pop it before use your burst

[07:41:45] I sense see that eight the eight it follows through every single champion or

[07:41:50] minion that it kills if it doesn't kill anything in the in acting like two

[07:41:54] second in three seconds it goes away all in it or block or block a number don't

[07:42:01] like like look ahead of me remember okay you can't too far too far so you

[07:42:06] saw that shield right you just broke it yes yes got it and you see at the

[07:42:10] top left

[07:42:12] can we get level 2 Mura?

[07:42:14] you got level 2, you got hit by the aids

[07:42:16] yeah i saw it i saw it, i have aids this year

[07:42:18] stop going near it

[07:42:20] like you need to

[07:42:22] go now go now go on

[07:42:24] go on go on go on go on go on

[07:42:26] going going

[07:42:28] im waiting for my Q

[07:42:30] am i dead?

[07:42:32] oh my god what are you gonna kill them

[07:42:34] what are you gonna kill them

[07:42:36] he was one auto

[07:42:38] Fuck you on him!

[07:42:40] Oh my god!

[07:42:41] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[07:42:42] AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[07:42:43] There's a hide and kill!

[07:42:44] I don't even know that he's one shot!

[07:42:46] Bro, you can see his HP at the top left and I'm broke!

[07:42:49] I see that but how did you know just my dash Q would have killed him?

[07:42:51] He's a fucking nerd.

[07:42:52] Because you can see from your damage like, press Q!

[07:42:55] One thirteen, and then you see his HP, you cackle it, you can kinda eye it.

[07:43:00] When you play this game for so fucking long, everything becomes muscle memory.

[07:43:04] So I knew he was one shot with one Q.

[07:43:06] Okay, so now he's gonna be back, right?

[07:43:07] Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, you're dead, bro.

[07:43:11] Oh, too late now, but you had to shove faster.

[07:43:14] No, no, no, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.

[07:43:16] Now you have to go back, you have to stack the wave.

[07:43:18] What if I just do this? What if I just do this?

[07:43:20] Go back, go back, go back, go back.

[07:43:23] Done, done, done, done, done.

[07:43:25] Listen to me.

[07:43:26] TP?

[07:43:27] There's no TP.

[07:43:29] The reason why I said go back is because he's the way he's gonna push towards you anyways.

[07:43:32] Because he dropped the aids on the minions.

[07:43:34] So he's pushing it towards you because he doesn't know what to do.

[07:43:36] Okay, get a refill now, good, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, each take of his bar,

[07:43:43] do you see your HP? Yeah, each take is 100 HP. Think about it like that, okay? You're

[07:43:53] Q, if you Q something, you can see the damage. You kind of have to eye it, but it does different

[07:43:56] damage based on minions and champions, the armor. So minions and champions have different levels

[07:44:03] of armor like click on mouse or right now click on him left he has 29 armor now click on a minion

[07:44:10] run run run run run run okay nice very nice

[07:44:16] so you see how someone on the top left has 46 armor yes

[07:44:20] that's you see how just it basically you lower your damage you can't freeze this now

[07:44:24] ooh okay

[07:44:25] Very good train mode on get that freeze this cuz you're taking too much HP you see

[07:44:42] Yeah, he's gonna be right soon if you do these men he's on a man is on a man now

[07:44:47] So if you land it you can run him down. Yeah, I don't know more go go go go go go your message is there go

[07:44:52] Very good. Okay, you see you should have seen his mana bar under his HP. Yeah, yeah

[07:45:00] Yeah, yeah

[07:45:01] You gotta pay attention when you're playing league mood up you have to fully lock in true

[07:45:06] Okay, there's a lot of things now way clear

[07:45:11] Also in these fights when you're low before when you're below half HP when you blow up HP you need to pop your pot

[07:45:17] Okay, go back. You can't get the plate

[07:45:22] You get to play any way you retard look look at the champion champion

[07:45:29] Yeah, but I just get the gold off that

[07:45:31] Probably didn't I don't mind. Yeah, you're a fucking terrorist

[07:45:34] You're right. My bad. Don't you think my bad?

[07:45:37] Well, you could have popped your pie and I should kill them faster than way put it faster

[07:45:39] Then you could have gotten the turret so you're also a terrorist if I'm if I'm been lauded you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're

[07:45:45] You know

[07:45:47] He's on about me

[07:45:50] He's on about me

[07:45:51] You're not talking about you

[07:45:54] You guys are mad you guys are mad

[07:45:57] All right, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. So the reason why I'm saying last it is so you can like slow push your wave

[07:46:03] Okay, oh, yeah, you're way this looped up now. It's not gonna push towards him

[07:46:07] It's still gonna push towards him now last hit though because if you're slow pushing it you start you can make him lose something

[07:46:13] Mortality is a gift. Let him press each

[07:46:16] Break your shield break your shield though

[07:46:18] Break the shield so you can look for it all and you'll have a level advantage, Muda.

[07:46:23] There you go, now go back.

[07:46:24] That's good, there you go.

[07:46:26] You see that, that little AIDS on you?

[07:46:28] All in, all in!

[07:46:31] You could have killed him.

[07:46:36] You could have killed him if you pressed Q faster.

[07:46:41] Uh-oh.

[07:46:42] Keep going.

[07:46:43] E Q, E Q.

[07:46:44] E Q, get a range.

[07:46:45] EQ, EQ, EQ, EQ, get a range.

[07:46:50] What's up with this? I'm your A's!

[07:46:53] Okay, that was his ultimate. He can suppress you for that long.

[07:46:56] I don't know, I don't know the seconds of it.

[07:46:58] You go, go go go go go go go! QW, QW, QW, QW!

[07:47:02] Nice! Nice, nice, nice. Okay, we're clear.

[07:47:06] We're clear.

[07:47:07] Nice, we're clear.

[07:47:13] Good job. Very good.

[07:47:14] don't don't go backwards

[07:47:18] he I know daddy I know daddy you go okay go back back back a lot of a lot

[07:47:25] of good okay you see how he's just TPing back at that point you can't get it

[07:47:30] yeah so take your win and that's it even if you hit it a little bit that's

[07:47:32] okay he TPed come back you come back with an item you good

[07:47:39] he's low key not bad you should have seen him when he first started he

[07:47:42] You learn so fucking fast.

[07:47:45] Okay, go.

[07:47:46] I gotta teach you a little trick as well

[07:47:47] with Yoni as well, okay?

[07:47:50] Yo, Oni Pixel, bro.

[07:47:52] Thank you for the raid, Oni Pixel.

[07:47:53] Appreciate you, bro.

[07:47:54] I love you.

[07:47:55] Oh my God, Oni!

[07:47:56] Yeah, what is my dad doing?

[07:47:57] This is the raid!

[07:47:59] All right, now, brother.

[07:48:02] Okay, so right now, press up.

[07:48:04] Press up, press up.

[07:48:05] Yeah?

[07:48:07] Look at his item.

[07:48:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:48:09] Well, I don't see it.

[07:48:10] He's actually fucking blocking a ring.

[07:48:12] Yes, you have a 900 gold item and a 1.1k item pop his shield and then go back in

[07:48:18] Hop it w

[07:48:21] You see how he tanked their Q and W. Did you see that? Yeah, and they know what I'm gonna do

[07:48:25] I'm gonna freeze this shit. You could freeze. Yes. Yes, very good

[07:48:31] Try to get your Q3 and then all in all in all in all in

[07:48:36] Oh

[07:48:40] Boss that flash well

[07:48:47] See I W daddy

[07:48:52] What what the fuck my e was there

[07:48:59] You could have left though how you could have killed the minions

[07:49:03] If you kill the minions or you're good, what do you think you the minions?

[07:49:08] If you do that minions your minions pushing to their turret, so it's a turret. Oh my god

[07:49:15] You gotta think fast

[07:49:18] That's okay, it's okay kill them though. Okay, listen

[07:49:22] So that's him

[07:49:32] You see his purple shield, yes, I don't use your yes

[07:49:38] That's it don't use QW

[07:49:43] You can just walk up and put w if you allow you to walk up

[07:49:46] Yes, get the minions though get the minions grab the minion

[07:49:50] Yeah, yeah, grab the minions

[07:49:54] Okay, freeze it

[07:49:59] Motherfucker is this freezing this is freezing just watch watch and learn brother you're hitting it

[07:50:05] Okay, so back up

[07:50:11] That's okay, pop your pop that's okay, you have you know don't learn about the aids on you

[07:50:15] Okay, just run okay

[07:50:16] Heal up with your heal up pressing Q auto on the minions. Okay, you can heal now

[07:50:23] W gives you a shield

[07:50:28] Monkey QW kill him you have a knife

[07:50:34] He's dead very nice

[07:50:41] Remember if you're getting hit by something don't

[07:50:43] W is your shield. It's just like ballerin brother. So remember your shield is your W. It heals and shields.

[07:50:51] Why don't you teach him freezing for anything else? I don't know why but he doesn't know how to learn how to freeze before everything.

[07:51:00] Because I had to teach him how to bully the low elo players and he did exactly that. He did that shit. He did that shit.

[07:51:07] So did that yeah, so basically feeding and not feeling sorry

[07:51:15] Freezing is a high-level tactic. Yes, like I taught you something that

[07:51:19] Bro, like master players don't even do okay. There's a high-level type, but you got it

[07:51:24] Yeah, you got the basics of it. Okay. Yeah, you got basics of it. Some people don't even know what to do with their waves

[07:51:30] Okay

[07:51:32] He needs to unlock his camera, not yet, he's not ready for unlock camera, he's not ready.

[07:51:40] Break his shield, okay, okay, okay, you see, that was good, going.

[07:51:50] Kill him.

[07:51:52] That wasn't bad, that wasn't bad, get the minions, get the minions, get the

[07:51:59] minions.

[07:52:00] Okay, it was too late.

[07:52:01] Listen, listen Muno, if you're taking a shield, you can take a shield with one ability, don't use both abilities at the same time.

[07:52:08] Yeah, I used W, I used W over there.

[07:52:11] Yes, you can still walk into and choose your Q3, play for the shield to be down after one second, and then you can throw your ability again.

[07:52:17] Stay away from the aids! You say walk into that minion when he's about to die?

[07:52:21] So the aids, imagine it's COVID, social distance to minions.

[07:52:26] Yep, freeze that wave. Let him walk into you. Very good. Very good. Pop your pot. Q. That's

[07:52:38] it. Very good. Very good. That was perfect. That was good. Go in. Yeah, flash. Perfect,

[07:52:49] bro. Perfect. Perfect. You see how you force him to walk up when you freeze?

[07:52:53] Yeah, yeah, I love that.

[07:52:54] He doesn't know what the fuck you're doing. No, he's like bro. How do I play the game?

[07:52:58] Oh my god, I might come live in New York just so I can suck this talk every morning

[07:53:04] Oh, bro, I haven't got married yet, bro. They don't think they don't think I'm gay

[07:53:12] Come on. Okay. He's coming up in two seconds. Temple good B very good

[07:53:17] You see what he just did you wait cleared got the turret. There's no more play spang your gold

[07:53:22] That's it 1175. You can wait up to go. Are you sure? Oh, no, you can wait. You can wait five seconds

[07:53:29] There's also a trick when you're waiting for gold and you know you're about to get it

[07:53:31] You can go out of base press E so you get your get your go back into the base. I'll teach you after this game

[07:53:37] It's a little trick. Okay, you're ready for this trick now. Okay after this game. I'll teach you

[07:53:44] So now when do I know I start roaming

[07:53:47] Whenever you get enough time to shove in the wave and the enemy laner is not fighting you, you can roll.

[07:53:54] See, right here you could have went bot and sacked one wave.

[07:53:57] Go bot, yes, go bot.

[07:53:59] Forget about the wave, forget about the wave. I want to teach you this.

[07:54:02] So imagine you shove that wave a little bit faster, not even go bot lane. Kill their laner.

[07:54:06] Hug more to the right so you have more, so you get closer to them.

[07:54:09] Hug more to the right, go down. Yep, yep, yep, yep. You kill him.

[07:54:12] That means you have R.

[07:54:14] You kill him.

[07:54:16] shirt

[07:54:23] You just killed them also you played it like an actual dog, but you killed them

[07:54:29] What do you mean how

[07:54:32] You don't have to flash you you could walk don't be scared don't be scared don't be scared. Okay

[07:54:40] Okay, so you just killed it right? Yeah, but you want to kind of that that is cuz you're locked camera

[07:54:46] you know what's being thrown at you.

[07:54:49] So do you wanna learn how to unlock your camera?

[07:54:51] It's really, it's something that you need to eventually do.

[07:54:55] Can I not just not do it?

[07:54:58] I play hybrid.

[07:55:00] I'm a hybrid player.

[07:55:02] There's people who play locked, unlocked only, or hybrid.

[07:55:05] Hybrid is probably the best way to go, okay?

[07:55:10] It's less effort, but it's also like

[07:55:12] there's sometimes you can miss things.

[07:55:14] You know what I mean?

[07:55:15] You should probably always play hybrid unlock is probably too hard for new players

[07:55:21] So right here you press eat. Yep, good

[07:55:24] He's mine gonna break. Yeah

[07:55:27] We'll see what his rank after like 50 games and then we'll see to play unlock

[07:55:32] What the fuck is hybrid basically locked and unlocked

[07:55:36] Like I have my lock most of the time if I'm not doing anything like special

[07:55:45] I didn't teach you that I don't want to eat them. That was me. That was me. That was me

[07:55:54] Oh my god, okay, uh, press Y press Y and then move your camera

[07:56:03] You say you can move your camera by going up. Yeah, so press Y again

[07:56:09] It goes back to your space and it does and so look yeah, it's like locking and then unlocking it

[07:56:15] Make sense? Yeah. So when you're looking for a gank or trying to see the map press Y and look and when you're not looking no more

[07:56:22] Press Y again to lock it again

[07:56:24] Now why?

[07:56:27] It's tricky right? Why don't I just hold space?

[07:56:31] I mean you could you could do that. It's preference to be honest. It's preference

[07:56:38] But like look how you're looking you're looking too far down

[07:56:41] You kind of have to do too many things at the same time. Okay break your shield and E Q and then go back fast

[07:56:53] That's good. Very good. You can all in them. I expected him to ult you there, but he's probably gonna have it up. That's all good

[07:57:01] He has ult, careful. He has ultimates, you can ult you. His ultimate, okay see that champion is Shyvana

[07:57:07] You need to start understanding what every champion does, okay?

[07:57:11] The reason why they're leaving us is hard is because people don't know what every champion does.

[07:57:14] So that's her E.

[07:57:16] Her E, she throws like a fireball. That's her Q.

[07:57:19] It's like an empowered auto-attack.

[07:57:21] Her ultimate turns into a dragon and flamethrower basically that fears you.

[07:57:26] E-Q.

[07:57:31] Okay, that's fine.

[07:57:32] Okay.

[07:57:33] Get the wave and then look for Rome.

[07:57:36] I want to see you get the wave and then roll fast see now is when you evolve or spend your gold

[07:57:44] look bot look bot look bot look bot

[07:57:52] that's fine that's good okay you see miles are coming from above you to the right yeah

[07:57:57] you could look for him or go down to the fight look at the fight for miles are fine there you go

[07:58:06] See right here is where you would unlock to see where everybody's going.

[07:58:11] Now unlock, unlock, keep walking, you stop walking.

[07:58:18] Very well done, very well done, keep walking.

[07:58:26] I think you could have killed her.

[07:58:27] Lock the pot.

[07:58:28] See right there if you press W and then ignite she was dead.

[07:58:31] Yeah you press her ignite but you're gonna press her W.

[07:58:35] Your W would have done damage to her, and then your knight would have killed her.

[07:58:39] Any sense?

[07:58:41] Oh, yeah.

[07:58:43] There's a lot to learn, bro. A lot to learn.

[07:58:46] You're only getting started.

[07:58:47] Once you hit the basics down, it gets more complicated.

[07:58:51] What lies beyond the horizon of dawn and dusk?

[07:58:55] A future unwritten.

[07:58:59] Stop it fast.

[07:59:00] So right now, you want to shove the wave fast.

[07:59:02] Okay?

[07:59:03] Look there's no more turret right your lane is not there. You want to play pressure on the map? How do you play pressure?

[07:59:12] You can just shove the wave get the turret or look for Rome, okay?

[07:59:16] That's how you apply pressure. You always want to be doing something. Don't just wait for the wave, okay?

[07:59:20] There's no way here

[07:59:21] They just died by the next move you can play for dragon or you try to look for a kill mid and get the turret

[07:59:27] Okay, you choose your options. You just drop the aids on the minions

[07:59:33] Right? Now the wave's coming back. What's the next play?

[07:59:35] I'm gonna think I'm finding this guy right now, but what?

[07:59:37] Very good. Very good.

[07:59:41] That's fine. You could have Q3 first. See that's mechanics right there.

[07:59:44] You could have Q3, and get closer, and then ult in him.

[07:59:56] Okay? You can buy EQR.

[07:59:58] So remember your e ability can stop every cc that ultimate is a cc

[08:00:12] So that that is very hard to do I'll teach you back back out now

[08:00:17] One of my 40 don't know fucking

[08:00:20] No, you just buy swords and

[08:00:25] That's okay, that's okay, that's okay

[08:00:27] But it's a cancel is all right there. It's kind of hard you have to time it. Okay?

[08:00:33] It's like a mind game thing. Do you think you're gonna press R there?

[08:00:36] You press you press your e2 to go back and it's gonna cancel it

[08:00:40] Okay, it doesn't stop it doesn't not

[08:00:43] well if there's if there's shit that you don't even know in this game and you're

[08:00:49] fucking rank one almost bro I'm going to hit challenger soon like I just changed

[08:00:53] it I don't know fuck let me challenge her like six months like max you can't

[08:00:58] cancel miles say voila it's insane make one player by the way

[08:01:04] hey voila bro I'm pretty sure it does I'm pretty sure you can still do

[08:01:12] everything

[08:01:18] what that two years ago oh wait

[08:01:24] I

[08:01:29] Fucking day

[08:01:35] Oh, someone get in parts with me real quick not enough I'm pretty you can

[08:01:40] There's no way no come throw go more gonna kill me

[08:01:50] Fuck

[08:01:54] I need someone to invite you a silence. I want to try it out. Somebody give me the IGN I need a Morgana

[08:02:19] I want to try something out real quick

[08:02:21] Give me RGN.

[08:02:28] Okay.

[08:02:31] Sage, you're going to pick Malthar.

[08:02:36] You're going to pick Malthar.

[08:02:39] No, Sage, don't love me.

[08:02:45] Easy.

[08:02:50] So I'm not watching. I'm sure I just want to see the interaction. Well people can

[08:02:53] say you can't do it. I'm pretty sure you could. But you did it on Zoe E.

[08:02:59] Allow people to join? Okay. Oh this guy said...

[08:03:06] Okay, friend of Gump.

[08:03:19] What am I coaching?

[08:03:21] Check out Med-Fuckin' Coaching lesson.

[08:03:22] What the fuck is this?

[08:03:23] Sorry, I'm trying to make sure they're not lying.

[08:03:27] Whoa, these dickheads are giving me the IGN.

[08:03:31] They're not even like...

[08:03:32] It's only Zoe E.

[08:03:35] What have you changed that?

[08:03:47] Oh, where is everybody?

[08:03:48] Why the fuck are you guys asses in fight and no one is coming?

[08:03:53] Holy shit!

[08:04:00] Go enemy, pick a CC champ.

[08:04:05] mouse, morgue, and something else

[08:04:10] holy shit

[08:04:15] one second Mota, one second bro, one second, sorry bro

[08:04:18] I gotta test this out, I don't know what the fuck

[08:04:21] I don't know where you are bro

[08:04:23] like I don't know where you are bro

[08:04:26] like I'm dying to heck, help me please

[08:04:35] Do you want me to fucking wake you up in the morning to brush your teeth for you?

[08:04:39] Brother!

[08:04:39] You gotta learn fucking CC lock!

[08:04:42] What do I do?

[08:04:43] You have your ultimate to stop it, bimbo!

[08:04:45] I don't have it ready!

[08:04:49] An ally has been slain.

[08:04:52] Oh no, I'm gonna lose this game because of you.

[08:04:56] Don't play me!

[08:05:02] Okay.

[08:05:03] Okay, okay.

[08:05:04] One at a time come in and throw your

[08:05:11] More Q first

[08:05:19] More Q first

[08:05:23] What are you talking about I just went back

[08:05:25] This is dirty as CC when he goes back when you're go- yeah, but you can still go back

[08:05:37] Okay, wait, mouse- mouse ults again

[08:05:42] You can still go back, what are y'all saying?

[08:05:51] Go again Niko

[08:05:52] You can still go back!

[08:05:59] Nico!

[08:06:11] You can later still go back!

[08:06:13] See I told you I was right!

[08:06:16] Be stupid motherfuckers gaslighting me!

[08:06:21] I see you guys are dumb!

[08:06:23] Yeah, I'm like, uh...

[08:06:25] Okay, so okay, okay, so my viewers are wrong.

[08:06:28] Okay, got it, got it, got it.

[08:06:30] They're wrong.

[08:06:31] All right, got it.

[08:06:32] Legit low, Elo.

[08:06:33] I told them.

[08:06:34] Okay.

[08:06:35] All right, Mooda Poopy, I'm back.

[08:06:37] Sorry.

[08:06:38] Coach, I gotta do something.

[08:06:40] Oh, the sweet smell of fire.

[08:06:43] Oh, the sweet smell of fire.

[08:06:46] Oh, the sweet smell of fire.

[08:06:49] Okay, this is mid game right now. You're playing mid game. Wait, wait, wait. You need okay. Oh, yeah

[08:06:57] What are you there? Yes

[08:06:59] All right, let's be what's your next your next item?

[08:07:05] Oh, you can go by IE

[08:07:09] I eat

[08:07:11] Let's be

[08:07:13] Let's be just checked item. I know I'm only six

[08:07:16] Okay, now fuck with that dance yes, okay, I mean

[08:07:23] Percept

[08:07:27] They have mouth hard Nico Morgana they have a heavy CC team all right now. What does CC mean it's a stun

[08:07:36] No, it's not just a stun. It's like crowd control rule or something like that

[08:07:40] Okay, so mouth are a CC is what it's ultimate

[08:07:43] Morgana, the one right next to him, is her Q.

[08:07:47] Careful.

[08:07:48] Okay, that's not bad, that's not bad.

[08:07:58] I don't know if I just don't go Q on Seth though.

[08:08:04] So why is there a dragon on my screen?

[08:08:09] That's too ambitious.

[08:08:10] You're fighting by yourself.

[08:08:11] Wait for your team.

[08:08:12] You tell me why there's a dragon on my screen.

[08:08:14] That's Shyvana. That's her ultimate.

[08:08:16] You know what I said? She turns her ultimate. She turns her ultimate. She fears you.

[08:08:19] That is what she does. That's her ultimate right there.

[08:08:21] So the moment you see it's about to come out, press your E back so you go back to your clone.

[08:08:26] Okay?

[08:08:27] Interesting. Interesting. So there's a dragon in this game.

[08:08:30] Yeah, so press that. Okay. How many dragons do they have?

[08:08:33] They have two.

[08:08:35] How many dragons do you have?

[08:08:37] Two.

[08:08:38] Okay.

[08:08:39] What is the next dragon coming out?

[08:08:41] It's like a Baron.

[08:08:43] It's a dragon.

[08:08:45] Oh, it's a dragon and a fucking Baron?

[08:08:47] No, they're two different objectives.

[08:08:49] Well, this guy got me.

[08:08:51] There's four objectives in the game, okay?

[08:08:53] There's Void Grubs,

[08:08:55] there's Herald,

[08:08:57] there's Baron,

[08:08:59] and then there's Dragon, okay?

[08:09:01] Dragons always spawn at the bottom

[08:09:03] side of the map.

[08:09:05] Okay?

[08:09:07] Where does the rest of them spawn?

[08:09:11] You kill him, you have ult?

[08:09:14] So right there, you want to ult there so you get more distance.

[08:09:17] Yeah, I didn't know I had it. I didn't even know I had it.

[08:09:19] You start to understand your damage. Don't worry.

[08:09:22] You kill him here. You kill him here. Don't be scared, Muta.

[08:09:25] Don't be scared. Fight. Understand your damage.

[08:09:29] Remember, if it's isolation, just keep fighting.

[08:09:31] Yep, you have ult. There you go. Good ult. Fight him.

[08:09:35] He's not press E. That's good.

[08:09:38] See, right there, you can just press E as well.

[08:09:40] But if you see the X on his head, remember?

[08:09:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, the broken one.

[08:09:45] Yeah, yes.

[08:09:45] Oh, go, go, go, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron.

[08:09:49] So, always look for Baron.

[08:09:51] This is what low elo players do wrong.

[08:09:53] They don't look for Baron when their jungler is dead, okay?

[08:09:56] You guys have numbers.

[08:09:57] You guys are strong.

[08:09:59] This is basically the boss.

[08:10:03] This boss is your gold, huh?

[08:10:05] So, you want Baron, you want to have to have to Baron.

[08:10:08] Yes, you kill Baron, you get gold, you get items, you get, you get, you get strong.

[08:10:13] Okay? You just got 150 gold. Everyone just got 150 gold.

[08:10:16] Okay?

[08:10:18] So I'll go over the Baron real quick.

[08:10:20] The buff. Where's the buff that you see?

[08:10:22] Uh...

[08:10:24] Right here.

[08:10:26] No, those are not where your buffs are. Your buffs are always going to be at the above your abilities.

[08:10:30] These are all your buffs, okay?

[08:10:32] Now read what, read what the Baron, find the Baron one.

[08:10:34] What? Nope. What is that?

[08:10:36] Baron. Yeah. Power to recall and increase the attack damage and ability power. All this you can drag.

[08:10:42] Read it. Read it. Read it.

[08:10:47] Let's see. Very good. That's it. Very good. Now go to your time.

[08:10:50] Go to Shabana.

[08:10:57] That's Basi.

[08:10:59] Basi.

[08:11:00] Basi.

[08:11:02] Very good. Very good Mudo.

[08:11:04] Very good. Very good. Okay. What should you do here?

[08:11:11] You guys should go one of you guys go top lane one guys should be going mid lane one of you guys go bot lane

[08:11:17] Yeah, I'll go bot lane right? All right. I'll go mid lane. I don't know. They have everything

[08:11:20] They don't know much. You should go top lane here

[08:11:21] I think you should go top in to match the enemy top laner go B

[08:11:25] Go B

[08:11:26] This is okay

[08:11:27] So the reason why I'm saying for you to go top lane is so you can kill them their top laner

[08:11:31] Your champion, sell your d-plate, sell your dorn's blade and get an item.

[08:11:36] So you only sell your d-plate, it's when you're full on items and it's more towards a late game.

[08:11:41] If you have three items, you need an extra slot, that's the only time you sell your d-plate.

[08:11:45] Okay.

[08:11:46] So right here you can sell it for a 1.1k item, that's it.

[08:11:50] If it's a 1k item and above, then you can sell your d-plate.

[08:11:53] Chase him, you kill him.

[08:11:58] You kill him, yep, there you go.

[08:11:59] I'll see you.

[08:12:00] I'm probably going to need to flash, but it's okay, you did a lot of damage to him.

[08:12:05] If he allows you to chase him, then you still keep chasing.

[08:12:07] Try to hug towards the right side.

[08:12:08] Look towards the right side.

[08:12:09] Look where the munda is.

[08:12:10] So you have a higher chance of reaching him.

[08:12:12] I'm not going to play speed with the fog.

[08:12:14] It's a champion.

[08:12:15] It's championing heals.

[08:12:16] Keep running at him, Mudo.

[08:12:18] Listen, when you're chasing people, always hug the opposite side they are if they're

[08:12:25] running towards their side.

[08:12:26] Does that make sense?

[08:12:27] Yeah.

[08:12:28] I'm always walking to stay long, very good!

[08:12:33] Kill the Shabbat! Kill the Shabbat! Kill it!

[08:12:38] Very good Mood Out! Very good Mood Out!

[08:12:42] Get the turret! Kill him! Very good!

[08:12:48] That's it, there you go. You can end the game here.

[08:12:52] You can end the game here. Why are you clicking backwards?

[08:12:56] I'll just up the minions roll and then kill it

[08:13:06] Stop clicking back

[08:13:10] This is a good e very good e. Yes, good e

[08:13:13] You get blight you can't really get the charge. Go be now nice. Go be you haven't up for an item now. That's good

[08:13:20] You're doing good 16 kills

[08:13:23] Well normally you'd want to go QSS which basically, okay let me see if you're ready for it.

[08:13:31] Type QSS in the search bar.

[08:13:36] The first item.

[08:13:37] Or just.

[08:13:38] What does that say?

[08:13:39] Yes.

[08:13:40] What does that say?

[08:13:41] The bottom of it, the active.

[08:13:44] That's an active.

[08:13:46] I know you're not, I know you're not, I know you don't like active items.

[08:13:49] So hold left click on it, hold it, there you go, then move it, there you go.

[08:13:52] Don't click it. Don't left click it. If you click it, it uses it.

[08:13:56] So only press that button. Press 1 if they start CCing you, if they CC you.

[08:14:02] And then while I CC animation basically, like while I'm getting Fofka, if they ever CC you, you press 1.

[08:14:10] Lovely. Lovely, Muro. Keep going.

[08:14:13] What does that do?

[08:14:15] Don't keep going. Keep going.

[08:14:18] He got him, Mudo.

[08:14:20] That's right.

[08:14:22] That was good.

[08:14:24] You did press it though.

[08:14:26] I don't know what you pressed it on, but you still pressed it.

[08:14:28] That's all I'm at.

[08:14:30] Good job.

[08:14:32] Very good.

[08:14:34] 30 bombs for 18 bombs.

[08:14:36] What's happening to me?

[08:14:38] You're doing good.

[08:14:40] Listen, normal games will never teach you.

[08:14:42] Okay.

[08:14:44] Mudo.

[08:14:46] yeah normal games will never teach you once you're level 30 probably like three

[08:14:53] games you never touch your normal games ever again got it got it you need to

[08:14:59] play at your skill level you will never learn the game if you're never

[08:15:02] playing ranked okay got it all right so do you see your enemy mid laner

[08:15:08] what's that what is that champion watch out what I did you let me age

[08:15:14] What is it called?

[08:15:16] What aids champion?

[08:15:18] One that you were laning against.

[08:15:19] Oh, mouse.

[08:15:20] Mouse.

[08:15:21] Yes.

[08:15:22] His name is mouse.

[08:15:23] Who do I buy?

[08:15:24] Nothing.

[08:15:25] You can't buy anything, right?

[08:15:26] I get a pot.

[08:15:27] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[08:15:28] Okay, who taught you that, by the way?

[08:15:29] Someone in my chat, someone random.

[08:15:30] Just said buy, let's grab a wrap.

[08:15:32] Good, good, good, good.

[08:15:33] I don't know.

[08:15:34] Yes, yes.

[08:15:35] So when you're full item, when you're kind of full on item, like right now,

[08:15:38] you have no slots and you don't have enough to fully buy that item, just get

[08:15:43] a pot because the specialist is an objective coming off that's that's way

[08:15:48] too elite for you but yeah okay what is on the map right now you know you see

[08:15:57] what just came on the map very good be careful you're walking to a bush blind

[08:16:00] they could be somewhere here if he holds you you press one if he holds you

[08:16:08] remember what mouth are old is right chase chase that bitch

[08:16:13] one one one perfect you oh you'll see oh my god you're so sexy you're so sexy

[08:16:28] push me and the game model and the game began and the game began open the

[08:16:34] kill the shavani very good you saw how that you how so that enemy champion

[08:16:44] mouse car the number one counter to that champion is that item quick silver

[08:16:48] slash I think it's called so slash now you see what it does yeah it removes

[08:16:52] read what it says moves all crowd control that ultimate is a crowd control

[08:16:56] It's a meeting that ended in pink pink pink so you think it up you

[08:17:03] That's not in the left sir. It's a

[08:17:06] It's the right one on the left one

[08:17:08] So the means go towards the left turn after take it left her now

[08:17:13] Very good mood up very good. You should have enough time to hit it's an exit

[08:17:16] Don't hit the champions at the next day. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Keep it. Don't look the up. Keep it

[08:17:20] Yeah, oh no, oh no. Oh no hit the next day swalder. I want

[08:17:26] Let's put it shut down

[08:17:31] Did we just lose the game?

[08:17:34] No, you guys didn't lose the game the guys just finish and the game if you break that thing they

[08:17:38] Oh, that's fine, bro. I want to have more fun, bro

[08:17:40] That's okay, then sure. You're you're still you see that HP?

[08:17:43] What about that necessary that thing blows up you win. You know that right? Nothing blows up women

[08:17:49] Yeah, you break that you win the game. I know I know okay good

[08:17:53] So what do I buy now?

[08:17:56] Yo, everyone is like

[08:17:59] Master Yi's plug-in is twitch King's shires plug-in is touch. Holy

[08:18:07] Fuck these guys. I want all my viewers broke the fuck is this shit

[08:18:15] Yo, where do I buy what do I buy here?

[08:18:18] And I answer what question for you keep thinking

[08:18:22] Merck skimitar type Merck skimitar on the search

[08:18:27] It says 1.9 that's what you know, so you see how you need to wait okay

[08:18:31] What I want you to do is go outside the base. Yeah, I'm sorry base

[08:18:36] All time more more more out more out more out. Okay. I'll tell you what to eat your toys

[08:18:41] No, no, no, that's too far. All right. All right. Say this. Yes. Yes. Yes, okay

[08:18:45] I want you to eat into the base into the base

[08:18:48] Stay gold at base and buy the item, quick buy item, buy item, very good, that's it, I'll be back

[08:18:54] Boom, now you go back, you see how you, you enemies, I wanna have sex with you

[08:18:58] But that's a trick of Yone, so it saves time, there's some moments where you can get your gold

[08:19:04] You can get your gold while you're outside, like while you're outside your base, but you don't have enough

[08:19:08] So you save more time by eating outside the base and then go eat back

[08:19:12] Does that make sense?

[08:19:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah

[08:19:14] two, I'll put you back.

[08:19:17] You kill him, EQ R.

[08:19:19] Go!

[08:19:20] Now kill Niko, press one.

[08:19:23] Let it go, very good.

[08:19:26] The Niko, she CC'd you there,

[08:19:27] so you're gonna press one, but that's so good.

[08:19:30] Very good, Mura.

[08:19:31] Very good, Mura.

[08:19:33] I want a pencil.

[08:19:36] I want a pencil, where's the pencil?

[08:19:38] That's an ambitious plan.

[08:19:39] I want a pencil.

[08:19:40] that's that's it's too late

[08:19:47] and he just started playing less than a week ago

[08:19:57] he just started playing less than a week ago

[08:20:00] let's say let me find the exact date for playing 76,000 damage

[08:20:07] Wait, let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see your, uh, we're going to progression.

[08:20:12] Oh my God, you, you, one more win, Munoz, one more win, one more win, one more win.

[08:20:16] You know what? I want you to play ranked.

[08:20:19] I'm going to play this game with you. Okay. Okay.

[08:20:20] Missed. I want you to play ranked. No more, no more normal games.

[08:20:23] You're ready. How do I, so one more game, one more draft game

[08:20:29] and you're ready to play ranked.

[08:20:32] I'm so what does this mean, bro? Tell me, bro. What does this mean?

[08:20:35] Is this my real legal challenger yes right now you're no longer ranked

[08:20:40] You are no longer. You're not ranked right now because it's like you need to level up to play ranked

[08:20:45] Bunch of level 30. That's your journey starts

[08:20:48] Okay

[08:20:54] Yes, so you know how jing see he's he was iron. I think iron. Yeah iron two he's about to be bronze

[08:21:01] Okay, he's about to be bronze

[08:21:05] 10 normal games? No, he's playing normal games right now.

[08:21:08] Oh, I'm playing ADC. I don't know if I just try hard.

[08:21:10] You know, I'm gonna end the game at 15 minutes. Fuck it.

[08:21:12] Mooda, I'm gonna try hard this game.

[08:21:13] Make the end of the game really quick, okay?

[08:21:15] We're gonna make the game really quick.

[08:21:16] Okay, always ban Melaviv.

[08:21:18] Type Melaviv in the search bar. Go.

[08:21:19] The black girl, the black girl.

[08:21:22] Yes, okay, sure.

[08:21:23] I'm just, just, Mel.

[08:21:25] If you, oh no.

[08:21:26] Mel, Mel, Mel.

[08:21:32] Why am I chasing? Wow, bro.

[08:21:34] I don't even like that I

[08:21:37] Mean yeah, but you know, you don't don't say it in like a bad way, but you didn't say in a bad way, but yeah

[08:21:45] Shit

[08:21:51] Okay, okay lock in bro lock in

[08:21:56] XP is based on time. I think it's too fast to get less

[08:21:58] No, I don't test saying Grandmaster Climb

[08:22:06] So on test

[08:22:09] Contest he's a challenger player when he wants to be challenger

[08:22:14] Okay

[08:22:15] He's a challenger player when if you try hard and like fully locks in he could possibly get it

[08:22:21] Right. He could okay on heck room only though on heck room only

[08:22:26] So if you're champion, if you play Yone, and go, you are probably better than him on Yone, probably.

[08:22:35] What? Okay, maybe not better than him on Yone, but like, you know, like, okay, listen, he's, he's,

[08:22:44] he's not, he's definitely, listen, Dante is better than everybody in the chat for sure. Like,

[08:22:50] he's easily can be flattening them level on every champion. At least flatten them level, at least.

[08:22:57] Okay at the very least

[08:23:04] No, no he can easily know I think that's good challenger he could he could I swear he could he's done it

[08:23:09] He's done it multiple times. It's just it's like it's like

[08:23:13] It's like with me, right?

[08:23:15] But last year well all I did was just get challenger whenever I want

[08:23:19] I just get challenger anytime I want and then just play all the way in master lobbies

[08:23:23] That's all right. It's a lot more fun and less stress.

[08:23:28] I don't want to stress.

[08:23:30] Can someone give 10 subs, please?

[08:23:32] Can someone give those 10 subs real quick?

[08:23:35] Please chat. I'm hungry, bro. I don't have food, man.

[08:23:38] It's my birthday tomorrow.

[08:23:40] It's my birthday in three hours, chat.

[08:23:42] It's my birthday in three hours.

[08:23:43] Can someone give 100 subs?

[08:23:45] Oh my God, Mura. Oh my God.

[08:23:47] Hamza, what are you eating? My birthday.

[08:23:50] I need a penis.

[08:23:52] I need a penis.

[08:23:53] No man with the ten bits.

[08:23:55] Ten bits, ya muskeed.

[08:24:05] My handkerchief is already, even if you are not.

[08:24:09] Not even a thing.

[08:24:10] I was never seen a GM.

[08:24:11] No man, fuck you and fuck your shitty ass.

[08:24:13] Oh my god, it's got twenty-two gifted!

[08:24:16] Holy shit, Sphinx!

[08:24:18] Stay welcome.

[08:24:19] My go what watch that's going to give this it's my birthday

[08:24:27] It's my birthday

[08:24:39] Do you have anybody what is that you think like 22 subs

[08:24:42] Check it, someone give me 22 subs for my birthday. I'm 22 years old.

[08:24:47] Alright, somebody from Mood & Chat.

[08:24:50] Y'all love Mood & Chat.

[08:24:52] Show up, show up for your boy.

[08:24:57] Somebody from Mood & Chat, show up.

[08:24:59] Nico, with the 22 bits.

[08:25:02] Thank you, bro.

[08:25:03] I appreciate you.

[08:25:04] Like Nico, what is this?

[08:25:07] Snowman with the two subs bro. Thank you so much for the two subs. I'm gonna make sure I get a fucking chocolate.

[08:25:18] SPAAAAAAAGE!

[08:25:22] With the 22 gifted subs for my 22nd birthday!

[08:25:30] Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do I end the game faster now?

[08:25:33] No sephal said I couldn't give 22 fucks mods walla band that guy right now

[08:25:39] Sephal fuck you oh

[08:25:42] Yeah, bro. Just end the game bruh. Just wait. Let's just win. I want all of it, bro

[08:25:45] Let's just wait okay. All right. I'll show you how I end the game really really quick. I'm not joking you

[08:25:50] I'm playing like I'm playing a challenge. You know that right, huh? I'm not holding back. I'm down

[08:25:55] I'm down. I'm down. I'm not holding back. You want to see to play with a challenger. Yes

[08:25:59] You wanna go to some better children, huh?

[08:26:01] Don't hold back on me, daddy. Don't hold back on me.

[08:26:02] You wanna feel it, huh?

[08:26:04] You really wanna see a child.

[08:26:05] Tell me what you wanna see.

[08:26:08] Yes, I wanna see it. I wanna see it, yes.

[08:26:10] I got you right now. I got you right now.

[08:26:12] Yes, I wanna see it. Yes, I wanna see it.

[08:26:17] Do you see my summoner spell?

[08:26:19] Do you see what the blue thing that I have?

[08:26:24] Father, keep dodging!

[08:26:29] Now do the thing where you cheat Judah like yo Logan

[08:26:37] Wait, I'll just I didn't do please do not cheat on this game. I'm not gonna cheat on this guy

[08:26:41] I haven't cheated in years up

[08:26:44] No, okay six

[08:26:47] We have 35% off five get the subs in above. Can we get some five get the subs in above?

[08:26:52] Let me see let me see let me see let me see. Oh my god, but no wait wait

[08:27:01] Hey, why does the water the mood I had that promotion

[08:27:14] Yeah, one minute and fifty five seconds. Can we do it? Can we do it? Yes, we can

[08:27:22] shut the fuck up you demon dog all right I'll go kill myself got it that

[08:27:28] beach all right I'm a goop

[08:27:31] oh my god Clay went to 20 get there

[08:27:41] oh yeah it's my last time playing comes up

[08:27:45] oh Chama goop is in gravel it's sparkly water from the fridge and fuck myself with it

[08:27:50] Oh my god, lost bunch of what I'm trying to get this time.

[08:27:57] He's got to be fucking lying, right?

[08:28:01] I swear, my get this every time, they legit get me out of spite for you.

[08:28:07] I swear, I don't get to get like this.

[08:28:09] Every time I play with you, my get this, they want to just like piss you off.

[08:28:13] Oh my god, I get this by Dave Vonn!

[08:28:16] I knew Oiler!

[08:28:18] Oh my god!

[08:28:22] Jvon, I'm gonna enter your shit in my chat

[08:28:24] and if you have a single message, you're getting banned.

[08:28:26] Ah, loser.

[08:28:28] Jvon.

[08:28:33] Following signs.

[08:28:35] First time message in my chat.

[08:28:37] It's really just fuck Muda for real.

[08:28:39] Damn.

[08:28:40] Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

[08:28:43] Interesting, interesting.

[08:28:44] So, for my 22 birthday chat,

[08:28:46] When I go to my mom's house and I tell her what my chatters got me. I'm gonna say snowman gifted me 22 bits

[08:28:54] No, I'll say happy birthday to me

[08:28:57] Mona second with the 22

[08:29:02] With the tier one subs the 22 dick balls 27, thank you very much

[08:29:08] Like I might kill myself

[08:29:16] No that guy you gotta bet it bro. How many dodges you gotta be listen you gotta bend that monosecond guy

[08:29:23] That guy is one of my worst chattas. I'm on job. What did you get us for your birthday like famous?

[08:29:28] Are you stupid? What do you mean? Yo snowman if you give the one more stop snowman

[08:29:36] Jaden with the tier one. Thank you brother. I appreciate you Jaden

[08:29:39] I appreciate you, Jaden.

[08:29:41] Uh, snowman with a turn one sub.

[08:29:43] Thank you guys, I appreciate you.

[08:29:45] Yes, uh, Mr. fucking Euler 9000 Prince from Dubai?

[08:29:48] Well, it's good.

[08:29:50] How are you, bro?

[08:29:53] Don't spend it all in one place and give me one bit.

[08:29:57] Like, I might tweak the fuck out.

[08:30:00] Yo, what, what do you mean don't spend it all in one place?

[08:30:05] It's literally impossible not to.

[08:30:08] lowest form of currency per key with the 18 months I appreciate you okay

[08:30:18] Jack surely we can get him like 222 get that on his birthday in three hours

[08:30:22] sure it's my birthday bro my god Joe start with a fight get the tool well

[08:30:28] Thank you so much. So stop if that one here get this

[08:30:43] First time China tell me to put 22 fries in the bag

[08:30:50] Well the side part is mood up that one bit is also being split up with twitch

[08:30:58] They don't spit on bits.

[08:31:00] No, they do! They do!

[08:31:02] No, they don't! They don't!

[08:31:03] No, they do! They do! They do! They do!

[08:31:05] No, 100 bits! Yes, it is! Look it up!

[08:31:07] No, I don't... I don't... They don't split bits.

[08:31:10] Yes!

[08:31:11] Does... Does Twitch split bits?

[08:31:15] Flip a coin from Muda, heads or tails, 50 subs.

[08:31:18] Okay! Okay, Muda, I can get you 50 subs.

[08:31:20] Hats, hats, hats, hats, hats, hats!

[08:31:22] You want hats? You want hats, Muda?

[08:31:23] Hey, Siri! Flip a coin!

[08:31:25] No, I'm flipping a coin. I'm flipping a coin.

[08:31:26] You said football I'll put the coin for you. Oh my god. Okay. Well, it's a hatch for me. Okay. Go. Okay. Ready. Are you on my stream?

[08:31:33] ready

[08:31:36] Ready, what's that?

[08:31:38] Wait

[08:31:40] You said you want heads, okay?

[08:31:43] 50 subs from

[08:31:45] Go go

[08:31:51] Hurry

[08:31:53] I

[08:31:56] Have 15 second delay you have to wait you have 15 second delay or you see I don't want to

[08:32:02] I'm playing a challenge. I can't go sit. Okay. Let's go

[08:33:23] Minions has spawned

[08:33:42] I stand alone between creation and eternal war demonic and welcome back

[08:33:48] What's that, bro?

[08:33:50] Mura, uh, welcome back, bro. It's okay.

[08:33:55] Mura? Yeah, what's that, bro?

[08:33:57] It's okay, bro. It's okay.

[08:33:58] What's the worst thing? Who is this?

[08:34:01] Now 50 subs heads of tails for you!

[08:34:03] Oh my gosh!

[08:34:05] Snowman with a 22 get dead!

[08:34:08] Snowman!

[08:34:09] Wait, didn't you get-

[08:34:10] Hey, J.G. all of the time get this, bro. I think you're gonna get it.

[08:34:18] Oh

[08:34:40] With the 22

[08:34:42] There you go!

[08:34:44] Javon with the 10 gifted subs. Now that's a W birthday gift. Javon bro, thank you bro. I'm happy for my birthday right now.

[08:34:53] There you go. There you go.

[08:34:56] Javon bro, y'all can vote for my dad.

[08:35:00] Sphinx just said, now 50 gifted heads or tails for you Hamza. Okay, let me try it out.

[08:35:05] Give me one moment.

[08:35:07] Alright, let me see if I get it. Okay.

[08:35:09] God, I don't know.

[08:35:17] I'm Hedge! I'm Hedge!

[08:35:21] GET!

[08:35:23] I love you.

[08:35:34] I love you.

[08:35:39] I'm sorry...

[08:35:43] So what now?

[08:35:47] What what what what what what...

[08:35:51] Sorry

[08:36:21] you bro yo j-bomb with the 33 bets bro thank you

[08:36:51] I can't, my Rift.

[08:37:04] Oh

[08:37:18] Muda yeah

[08:37:22] Has no no for the Buddha. Oh, fuck my nice dragon right now

[08:37:26] Oh my god

[08:37:42] River long funny really won't lie what you so much

[08:37:48] Wait, how much you just died really won't lie about you barely

[08:38:21] This is my first gift.

[08:38:23] Hey, rarely.

[08:38:24] Well, I love you so much.

[08:38:25] Thank you so much for those.

[08:38:26] Thank you for my birthday present, mommy.

[08:38:33] Mora, you're the wrong lane, dickhead.

[08:38:39] Mora, you're supposed to go top lane.

[08:38:42] Why am I supposed to be in top lane?

[08:38:44] What?

[08:38:45] You have a top lane quest, bozo?

[08:38:47] Oh, say voila.

[08:38:50] Reader!

[08:38:55] With the 22 gifted subs

[08:39:01] Oh my god proofreader wall I love you really and proofreader. I love you guys

[08:39:06] Thank you guys proofreader wall. I love you bull. I wish you could fuck me, bro

[08:39:11] There you go needs to show love for even sort of one bitch. I'm dead. Oh my god. I was like a real big sort of hundred

[08:39:17] I love you, man. Thank you frenzy. Thanks for the time. Bbl. Thanks for the crime

[08:39:23] Thanks, uh

[08:39:24] Can we can we swap please?

[08:39:30] But you always go top lane, I don't know why you went mid lane

[08:39:35] You always gotta read your quest you got a signed coupling

[08:39:40] Also, by the way, I haven't been locking in so yo Niko with the with the five gifted

[08:39:45] I love you so much. God bless you Niko. Thank you very much. I really appreciate you though. There it is

[08:39:50] You guys all think it sounds broad appreciate y'all man

[08:39:54] Okay, but that's you need to lock in though cuz you need to win this if it'll in this you don't get your right

[08:39:58] You're gonna be challenger. There's no way we're losing it

[08:40:00] Well, I'm not locked in though, but maybe

[08:40:08] Hell not brother does that come by bro help me

[08:40:15] you saw the carmen go by go go me karma go me you're mid lane what how's he

[08:40:27] not oh yeah see I don't know these characters you're sharing the lane

[08:40:32] guys don't be sharing the lane mood off see the thing is bro genuinely I don't

[08:40:38] understand the the the altered shit in this game you learn it over time

[08:40:44] I was gonna kill him and then he just alter something and then guess HC. Yeah, we're definitely this game by the way

[08:40:51] We're not winning this game. I mean like my teammates are trolling, but it's okay

[08:40:55] It's what's most hot playing model. You have the quads. Yeah, I know I know, but you just said don't share a leg

[08:41:03] So tell us go big. Oh

[08:41:07] Yes, you didn't swap

[08:41:10] But why is not so you're not going in though? Oh

[08:41:12] Oh go in man play the fucking game

[08:41:22] I'm not gonna use you again, what is it?

[08:41:24] We would have 200 big. Thank you creamy

[08:41:29] Okay, we're gonna win this okay, I'm not letting you down, but I'm not letting you down. You mean

[08:41:36] Oh my god

[08:41:42] with the 30 subs off they got it with a 44 sounds what the fuck

[08:41:50] really fuck your shitty ass 30 subs

[08:41:55] Thank you so much for the 44 subs.

[08:42:03] Rarely I love you, I'm just trolling, I love you, God bless you.

[08:42:11] Thank you.

[08:42:12] Well, can this Aliyah play the game, man?

[08:42:17] Yo, play the game, doofus!

[08:42:21] Thank you so much, babe.

[08:42:23] Keep that playing, man.

[08:42:24] Thank you. I love you for that.

[08:42:25] That was great.

[08:42:26] Thank you.

[08:42:27] Nuwif with the tier 1 sub I love you.

[08:42:29] Entron with the tier 1 sub I love you.

[08:42:30] Mali with the tier 1 sub I love you.

[08:42:31] God bless you genuinely.

[08:42:32] Rarely think you can do that.

[08:42:33] I've never seen somebody read out their subs that quick.

[08:42:35] Give them at least a 1 second recognition.

[08:42:38] Shit. You hate your viewers, don't you?

[08:42:43] See?

[08:42:44] See?

[08:42:50] Give us some time.

[08:42:51] I appreciate each one slow slow. Say it again, Muda

[08:43:02] Bro, I have a big nose it takes time. Yeah, I did deep fry

[08:43:12] I just don't need two dollars and twenty cents to murder. He didn't thank me. Can you let him know I sent it in your name? Thank you

[08:43:21] Maybe his name is getting dead

[08:43:24] Thankless Q that's a name. Oh

[08:43:32] My god, they find one of one big thank you so much Jvon BBL thinks it of one bit, too

[08:43:48] My team is not playing the game

[08:43:51] Let's get to my work boy, that's all I had to say.

[08:43:57] Folks, all man, go, go, bro.

[08:44:00] Please, Leah, go!

[08:44:03] Go!

[08:44:05] Walk up, go!

[08:44:07] You spanked!

[08:44:09] Play!

[08:44:12] Press play!

[08:44:13] Press play!

[08:44:15] Press play!

[08:44:17] No, no, no!

[08:44:19] No!

[08:44:20] I love you, I wish you had to leave.

[08:44:22] Ahhhhhh!

[08:44:24] My Taliyahs was in the company.

[08:44:26] T-E-Protos the five gifted, bro. I love you.

[08:44:28] Mella Cursus Taliyah, I mean the Jamella Cursor.

[08:44:32] Bro, this guy is not broke.

[08:44:34] Yo!

[08:44:36] Yo, play the game. Press W on him.

[08:44:40] Press W. You're not new.

[08:44:42] He said I'm new.

[08:44:44] He's not new. He has a skin.

[08:44:46] How do you know he's not new?

[08:44:48] He has a skin! Press W and backwards to us. W and backwards.

[08:44:59] I gotta see his rank.

[08:45:02] Level 175.

[08:45:04] Level 175.

[08:45:06] You have disability. Fuck you, let me know.

[08:45:11] I should show him. One like show him. One like show him.

[08:45:14] He knows a full combo to me. He's acting like he's acting stupid.

[08:45:18] He literally just did a full combo.

[08:45:21] Oh, play the game, stop being fucking crazy.

[08:45:23] Oh my god, why am I always the one that gets dead first?

[08:45:26] Where is my jungler?

[08:45:31] Do I even have one?

[08:45:34] Where is he?

[08:45:36] Where's my jungler?

[08:45:39] Say, what are you on jungler?

[08:45:43] Am I? Am I on jungle?

[08:45:44] You're on ADC, right?

[08:45:47] So is my sad jungling

[08:45:52] Is my justice

[08:45:55] Is that is that is a jungle? Yes, bro. My Taliyah game reporter walleye reporter. She's legit griefing

[08:46:01] Report the Taliyah. She's just great. She's being cringe

[08:46:07] No, congratulations to you Taliyah two second of fame just to run it down well played both

[08:46:12] Well played your mom and dad didn't give you enough attention congratulations, bro

[08:46:15] bottomless what up let's eat you go kill him you kill him you let it kill

[08:46:21] him you kill him oh my oh my wrong way Stevie wonder wrong way you go this way

[08:46:29] not this way I'm playing so shit this game bro I don't okay

[08:46:37] Mura, Mura, Mura, Mura, Mura, they're gonna win this.

[08:46:41] Don't worry.

[08:46:42] Yeah, because what if we lose?

[08:46:44] If we lose, we lose.

[08:46:45] It's okay.

[08:46:46] Artilia doesn't have parents.

[08:46:49] At the end of the day, after 30 seconds,

[08:46:51] you have to go home by himself.

[08:46:54] He's just briefly.

[08:46:55] Oh.

[08:47:03] Oh my God, I missed my-

[08:47:06] Yo. Yo. Jungler. Where are you? Where are you? Where? Where are you?

[08:47:13] Who's my jungler? Walla, who's my jungler?

[08:47:17] Like, actually, I wanna know who it is. Who is it? Who's my jungler? I'm so confused.

[08:47:22] I don't have one on the team.

[08:47:24] Get off my dick. Are you f- are you f-ing stupid?

[08:47:28] No! Don't! Don't! Don't!

[08:47:29] Where?

[08:47:30] Trigger words. That is Trigger words, Mooda. Don't do that!

[08:47:33] Get the fuck out of here!

[08:47:35] Get the fuck out of here, you fucking MOTA!

[08:47:37] If you're gonna fuck with Juniper, I'll fuck his mom!

[08:47:40] What is this guy fucking doing?

[08:47:41] Whoa, what is he doing?

[08:47:44] Is this guy retarded?

[08:47:49] Where's my jungler?

[08:47:50] I don't get it, this fucking retard.

[08:47:52] I

[08:48:02] Never seen a Zed on jungle yet. It's the first time

[08:48:12] It gets worse from here, trust me. You think this is bad at least it's up in CS

[08:48:22] He's up in CS. That's all you gotta remember. He's up in CS. We're getting trolled, okay?

[08:48:26] They're actually trolling us, too.

[08:48:27] Oh my god, bro. What the fuck do I do?

[08:48:31] Muda, Muda, we're getting trolled. It's okay, bro. It's okay. It's okay, bro. It's okay.

[08:48:35] I just don't want to play this fucking shitty-ass blue-cloth dragon.

[08:48:40] What am I supposed to do? I don't get it.

[08:48:46] Oh my god!

[08:49:17] Oh my god

[08:49:19] They're also playing with the idea for our team

[08:49:38] You know that's one of the best your name matchup to

[08:49:41] Bring the best your name matchups like this matchup the dragon is easy for you

[08:49:47] Yeah, well, maybe if I got a fucking play against it.

[08:49:50] Well, that's your fault.

[08:49:53] What are you, you're dying again.

[08:50:00] What are you, I don't know how to play safe. Play safe.

[08:50:03] So that's a skill and something, what are you, just sit back and get carried.

[08:50:10] Yo.

[08:50:11] Look out.

[08:50:12] If you need to fight this guy still a party, attack.

[08:50:17] We can win this Muda. We can win this. Again, they're not going to join the call. I told

[08:50:24] them to stop trolling, just briefing the game on purpose. They want attention. It's

[08:50:28] all good. It's okay. It's okay. It's alright, you know. It's okay. We can win this. Muda.

[08:50:39] I'm so weak, bro. I'm literally talking to you. Okay, what I want you to do is

[08:50:43] go top lane. Don't go anywhere you just stay top. Cause you have to top lane but go top.

[08:50:55] Alright I'm gonna get some food and watch you while you guys have this game.

[08:50:58] No you're gonna get banned! You're gonna get banned!

[08:51:08] Oh my gosh you're getting banned bro.

[08:51:10] he's gonna get banned bro he's gonna get banned bro bro he's gonna get banned

[08:51:15] no bro this idiot is gonna get banned before rank even started let's see if

[08:51:23] they have a ready oh my god

[08:51:27] Mura! Just show! Mura! Mura, play! Mura, you're a retard!

[08:51:40] Bro, you have to move. They're gonna ban you. Wallah, they're gonna ban you.

[08:51:44] I'm telling you, I'm telling you, they don't play with AFK intensive feeding or typing.

[08:51:50] Say whatever you want, but like, don't, don't, don't AFK.

[08:51:54] I'm not AFK.

[08:51:58] It's scary, right?

[08:51:59] Games is very scary.

[08:52:02] What?

[08:52:03] If you behave like this, you're never going to be a challenger.

[08:52:07] You have to learn how to control your emotions.

[08:52:10] Step number one, your dog shit, you need to know your dog shit.

[08:52:13] You're not better than no one in this game, okay?

[08:52:17] Again.

[08:52:18] I hear you, but a lot of it's here.

[08:52:23] If you understand your shit, you can always improve.

[08:52:25] If you think you're good, you'll never improve.

[08:52:27] An awesome dark piece is torment.

[08:52:30] Order without end is stagnation.

[08:52:37] An ally has been slain.

[08:52:42] Happy birthday mood.

[08:52:44] I'm happy to wish you a happy birthday for the second time.

[08:52:48] You're the best.

[08:52:49] Keep doing what you're doing.

[08:52:51] Love you, Wagger.

[08:52:53] Interesting, interesting, very interesting, very, very interesting.

[08:52:59] Hide now, brother, but at once and where you are.

[08:53:13] They already have an item yet.

[08:53:15] I like to talk to watch Candace bro, Tilia is purposely creeping, our Karma purposely

[08:53:26] creeped us.

[08:53:27] These two Legendaries perfectly ran it down, they just told us, we can't win.

[08:53:33] Hopefully they get banned though.

[08:53:35] As they're not a hash I could buy that buys all the good items by the way, like

[08:53:41] No hacking stop it enough stop this hacking cheating shit

[08:53:48] Go clean say enough with this. You gotta be a way to like buy the items like buy items like zero gold

[08:53:54] There's no way for that. No, no cheat get it out of your head. You're gonna find do this. No, no chief is all no more

[08:54:04] Training rules are off no more

[08:54:06] I mean, I'm just gonna be honest, our support and poppers, our support and mid are trolling us, so that's why.

[08:54:15] They took your lane, my Taliyah just didn't want to play the game.

[08:54:19] The only way to win is if Hamza pulls his chits out and starts spraying the enemy team with Halib, Yasuo said that.

[08:54:27] I can't even carry. I can't. They're not letting me. I can't.

[08:54:38] I mean, I mean, I mean, Muta, your literally one is done as well. I said go top so you

[08:54:44] can go mid. Are you even listening to me? Yeah, I'm listening to you. I just want

[08:54:48] to kill myself right now. Go back.

[08:54:51] How many how many kills did you feed him brother?

[08:55:01] I think it's winnable I'm not even telling you I think it's winnable wallah

[08:55:10] I think it's winnable I'm not joking you you want to win this no we're gonna win

[08:55:15] this I don't care I'm gonna win this even with people running us down that's

[08:55:18] the thing we're gonna win this so if I get gold I literally won't be five this

[08:55:22] whole game you can sit in base mood up we're gonna win this I'm voting no now

[08:55:26] please don't do this to me no where they're not gonna ff bro they're not

[08:55:30] gonna ff let's say if I get kills we win I'm not even trolling you

[08:55:40] oh you tell him she's not trolling she's losing down points

[08:55:48] Oh my god, Mura. I swear I carry this. I'm not even calling you Mura. I literally carry this Mura

[08:55:56] You're playing your ranked game after this game. You hear me?

[08:56:00] No, no, you're playing your right after this stop

[08:56:02] We're not gonna get down to two three years that you're gonna give up like this. It's a normal game Mura

[08:56:09] How strong is this guy?

[08:56:12] Do I have to ult him?

[08:56:16] Oh shit

[08:56:18] I was a lucky

[08:56:34] What up you need to get your top lane quest

[08:56:39] It's 24 minutes you didn't even get a single you don't even have to halfway there

[08:56:44] I said go top stop going mid

[08:56:48] I'm ordering pizza bro.

[08:57:08] You just ate you fat fuck.

[08:57:10] I'm getting more food bro.

[08:57:11] You just ate fat ass.

[08:57:12] I'm getting more food.

[08:57:13] You just ate.

[08:57:14] You just hate!

[08:57:20] They say we call Dominoes.

[08:57:22] Hahahahaha!

[08:57:29] Uh, yeah.

[08:57:31] Right here.

[08:57:36] Oh my god. What are we going to miss?

[08:57:44] Oh my god, he one-sided me!

[08:58:03] Hey man, can I please order some people please?

[08:58:06] Oh

[08:58:19] Three

[08:58:22] You greedy that's greedy greedy

[08:58:25] That that's greedy. I asked for two. You don't serve three

[08:58:31] Sin up ice Lord have you think it is over?

[08:58:36] the smallest now please

[08:58:44] the smallest one?

[08:58:46] yes please

[08:58:48] okay so it comes in 15 pieces okay, is that okay?

[08:58:50] yeah I'm okay with that thank you very much

[08:58:52] what? does it come in that nice thing, anything else?

[08:58:54] uh maybe uh a couple random things

[08:58:56] or no like uh the the the the the

[08:58:58] the the the the the

[08:59:00] um

[08:59:02] um

[08:59:04] I'll just one, please.

[08:59:06] My toplet is ordering Domino's in the-

[08:59:10] Yes.

[08:59:15] No.

[08:59:17] Okay.

[08:59:20] So a medium pizza with black olives, green pepper and mushrooms, and then 16 pieces cinnamon bites with icing in a ranch, and it'll be 2779 aftertag?

[08:59:30] Yes.

[08:59:32] Are you picking it up or is it delivery please?

[08:59:35] Delivery please.

[08:59:36] Okay, what's your phone number?

[08:59:39] Oh man, I got to report my karma, my Taliya, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, our karma Taliya

[09:00:07] getting reported. Oh I just got a report feedback. I got a feedback update to auto

[09:00:14] fail protected games. Yeah so they just got in trouble. Allah Akbar, thank God.

[09:00:20] All right. All right, I think I call it here right? Muda, your one win away. Level 30.

[09:00:28] I mean level 30 now, you know, are you serious? Love life. Let me see, let me see, let me see.

[09:00:32] I'm on 30. Let me see. Let me see your screen

[09:00:42] Mura it's time

[09:00:44] It's time Mura

[09:00:47] But after that last game, I want you kill myself. What do you not hear? What do you not understand?

[09:00:54] What listen you just said listen we just got offered

[09:00:58] $5,000 diamond for in less than a month and you're giving up already for like

[09:01:04] diamond one and then emerald is out of those no this is the rankings iron then

[09:01:11] bronze then silver then gold then platinum then emerald and then diamond I

[09:01:20] I can do it in one day if I play for 24 hours.

[09:01:25] So you want me, let me get this straight,

[09:01:28] you want me to get to Diamond in one month.

[09:01:36] You got 500 subs?

[09:01:41] 500 subs, Muda.

[09:01:42] You know how much money that is, bro?

[09:01:46] Muda, 500 subs.

[09:01:48] 500 subs you forget the hunger 500 subs are you that rich I'm gonna go upstairs

[09:01:57] bring my food I'm gonna go upstairs so there's trash out and then I'm going to

[09:02:04] watch one video all right and I'm gonna see how I feel like after one video the

[09:02:08] favorite videos gonna be about faker it's a two-minute it's a two-minute

[09:02:10] trailer video about faker if it motivates me I'm down if it doesn't

[09:02:14] motivate me I'm any human jerking off right bye bye sounds good wait do I

[09:02:17] play a game or not no no no

[09:02:23] I'm not gonna lie if he doesn't have the mental to deal with something like that

[09:02:27] his ass is not doing it I'm not joking you bro the fact that he got mad already

[09:02:32] at a normal game he got mad already when he broke oh my god he's not ready oh

[09:02:39] my god he's not ready babe can we get three months for this I'm not alive he

[09:02:43] don't want to kill himself he's gonna kill himself after two weeks of playing

[09:02:46] League rank. Hey, hey, hey, can we do three months for this? Three months? Can we do

[09:02:52] three months? Or can we do like, to Platinum? Because Diamond is almost damn near impossible

[09:02:59] for both. You can see his mental. His mental is dog shit.

[09:03:02] Alright, ready? You ready? You ready? I'm watching a video. Take care.

[09:03:10] Okay let me know how it's feel.

[09:03:13] Alright, give me one second to watch all of Legends Faker.

[09:03:19] Hey, two months! Two months for Mura! Two months!

[09:03:21] It's Mura! It's Mura! It's a Miski!

[09:03:37] Actually, Faker is different from Ddungri.

[09:03:39] We gotta introduce you guys to the figure.

[09:04:07] Seven years of doubt.

[09:04:09] Am I still good enough?

[09:04:39] Yes, yes, the little bee.

[09:04:45] Hello?

[09:04:46] Yup, it's time.

[09:04:49] Say voila, you're ready.

[09:04:52] Voila.

[09:04:53] Are you serious?

[09:04:54] No, no, all jokes aside, all jokes, Mudo.

[09:04:56] Like, your placement games matter a lot.

[09:05:02] I couldn't even play, right?

[09:05:03] Like, wait, hover over your thing.

[09:05:05] You have enough games already or no?

[09:05:09] Check, check, check, check, rank solo?

[09:05:13] Can you play rank solo?

[09:05:14] Or no, I can't see your screen.

[09:05:15] What the fuck?

[09:05:16] I won't let me.

[09:05:17] Wait a second.

[09:05:18] It says you need, oh you need 20 champions.

[09:05:23] Okay, go to your store.

[09:05:25] Go to the champion slot.

[09:05:30] You see where it says release date?

[09:05:33] You see where it says BE and up?

[09:05:37] Yeah, like that.

[09:05:42] Okay, now buy every, like buy, okay.

[09:05:45] Buy, Mumu.

[09:05:46] But with the right side.

[09:05:47] Right side, yep.

[09:05:48] There you go.

[09:05:49] Buy everything to the right side until you can.

[09:05:51] You should have enough.

[09:05:53] Make sure to click on the right side.

[09:05:56] Okay, good.

[09:05:59] You should have enough after that.

[09:06:05] Basically, you need to play anytime 20 champions before you can play ranked.

[09:06:17] Also, I suggest you to turn on stream mode and turn off the chat, please.

[09:06:23] Your ranked games matter 10 times more than your regular games.

[09:06:29] You hear me?

[09:06:59] you

[09:07:29] you

[09:07:59] you

[09:08:29] you

[09:08:59] you

[09:09:29] you

[09:09:59] you

[09:10:29] you

[09:10:59] you

[09:11:29] you

[09:11:59] you

[09:12:29] And the middle one right electrocute yes the middle one

[09:12:38] No, I'm sniping in man. Should I alter for no, no, no you can never dodge

[09:12:48] You need to okay seriously need to focus one way you focus like I all jokes. I need to win this no trolling fully locked in

[09:12:54] Okay, this is your placement games are called placement games

[09:12:57] You have five games each game is worth about five wins if you win, okay?

[09:13:01] If you lose it's really bad. It can bring down your MMR a lot, okay?

[09:13:05] Like it's like it's like what is your skill level, okay?

[09:13:10] You're against a syndrome she throws balls, okay?

[09:13:14] Her Q is a ball that from a long range. It's like a circle, okay?

[09:13:17] Her W basically grab a minion and throw it at you or grab her ball and throw it at you

[09:13:23] Okay, pretty simple to understand

[09:13:27] You win this because you're mood up got it. Let's go. No, no, no, no, no. Go digital. I want to teach you D. Shield and said

[09:13:34] Undo undo undo go D. Shield. Okay

[09:13:37] Basically D. Shield if you hit one if they hit you once it procs a passage that heals you over time. Got it

[09:13:47] Got it now listen her e ability

[09:13:51] I'm teaching her abilities

[09:13:52] She's gonna throw her ball with a Q, her W grabs her ball and throws it at you, and her E basically pushes the ball.

[09:13:57] It's like a bowling ball. She throws it at you. Okay? It shoves it.

[09:14:02] All right?

[09:14:03] Got it.

[09:14:04] What you need to do is, you win when you're level 3. You're gonna basically try to get in range, put your W and try to get closer in Q and E.

[09:14:13] Just try to get in range with her. You kill at level 6 or you just wait to level 6.

[09:14:17] You kill at level 6 or just wait to level 3. Just don't get poked out.

[09:14:21] Okay, she's gonna start a queue. They can't hit me from far, can it?

[09:14:33] Right

[09:14:35] Hello, that was good. That was good. Yes. Okay. See that was her queue. You see the range of that

[09:14:41] That's good. Very good

[09:14:44] Okay, so her cute game from far away. Do you see that rain? Yeah, try to space yourself. Yeah, it's very hard

[09:14:50] It's like dodgeball. You're playing dodgeball right now. Remember you get level two so you can walk up towards her

[09:14:57] Yeah, I love to walk towards her and press the honor

[09:15:00] Take it take a take

[09:15:02] Now back out very good mood up very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. Okay. Very good. Very good doing good

[09:15:10] Okay, very good very good

[09:15:15] Now what I want you to do try to push the way it's gonna throw a Q at you

[09:15:18] But you need to try to dodge it if you can try to crash this wave. It's in a bad spot

[09:15:23] Remember how I said I want the wave north towards you. You want it towards me?

[09:15:26] Yes, keep hitting the minions if you can

[09:15:29] You see what's above your skills how the door shield is running like active. That's a D shield every time you get hit

[09:15:35] It always proxies get that very nice

[09:15:38] So every time you get hit you heal more over time

[09:15:41] This is fine your level three now so you can use your W be invisible and come near her

[09:15:50] you're an assassin and I'll try to play like an assassin doing good

[09:15:56] I

[09:16:03] Just wait press Q on the wave see now's our double you see how to describe Dominion. It's this way it's bringing

[09:16:11] Thank you, don't know how to freeze it. Oh, don't know don't very good now. Let's do it come back

[09:16:15] So this right here is now slow pushing towards you go back. Don't hit it go back

[09:16:20] Now just in the last hit. Okay. You see how the wave is not gonna push towards you

[09:16:26] That's it. You got it. You got it now, right?

[09:16:31] That's good. That's good. You're doing good. So right now. Let's do it coming to you. Slosy it wait wait

[09:16:36] Now very good very good mood up very good. Very good. Don't hit it. Don't it's gonna push you go back

[09:16:43] I got it. I got it bro freeze. I believe in us, but you you're you're you're tanking the minis there

[09:16:49] You're not letting it come towards you. That was bad. Yeah, there's no need to take the minute. There's no minis there

[09:16:53] Oh, nice try nice try nice try nice try nice try. Okay, that's fine very good

[09:17:09] Okay, you can walk up turn press Q and E okay walk up turn

[09:17:16] Right now to eat you saw the Sun view. That's okay. You got you won the trick is that these shields

[09:17:23] Last hit don't panic do not panic. That's okay. You missed the minion. It's okay. Get back up

[09:17:28] You got punched. You got knocked out get back up

[09:17:31] Okay, see right here. Now that's their jungler. Don't don't go towards it. Do not go towards it. Hold the way

[09:17:38] Hold the wave you can and pop your pot here. You're happy for you remember

[09:17:42] There you go

[09:17:44] Nice little nice very nice very very nice very nice. You see this is perfect

[09:17:48] No, you're saying the minions, let the minions hit your minions first, and then you can go forward, okay?

[09:17:54] Drink it out a bit.

[09:17:59] This dude here has an annoying ass voice.

[09:18:02] Can you tell him to be quiet for more than a minute, please?

[09:18:06] Love you, big nose.

[09:18:09] Yes, sir.

[09:18:11] I'll fucking go to you, dickhead.

[09:18:13] Okay, I'm just- Cue.

[09:18:15] See? You won that trade vote.

[09:18:17] You won that trade and that's fine. Yeah, you won that trade

[09:18:21] But remember if you take if you take more HP than her and that's still okay

[09:18:25] So right now she's not showing the map. What do you think you should do?

[09:18:30] Very good very good very good very good. Very good. Good you

[09:18:34] Fuck me like that little asshole. No, no, okay, you can't make it

[09:18:38] No, no, okay, you can't you can't just keep being

[09:18:41] I mean I was gonna go back go more back and press B go more back and press B

[09:18:46] So what she just did is all my mother just gonna go

[09:18:49] What a no door. He's at the door. I

[09:18:53] Swing your family get it. Okay. Get her get the boots right there. Okay. Get the boots and get one pot and then go

[09:18:59] I'll go to your light. Okay. Oh my god. He's outside

[09:19:03] But what do you can't right now? Just ask one of your friends get it?

[09:19:07] Okay, you live alone already at 22 though

[09:19:11] Fuck, how much money do you got?

[09:19:12] Okay.

[09:19:18] Okay, now you can, listen, try to burn her E ability.

[09:19:22] Do you remember her E ability?

[09:19:23] What's her E ability?

[09:19:24] What is it?

[09:19:25] It doesn't mean that, you know?

[09:19:26] No, that's a double.

[09:19:27] Her E is the one that shoves you away.

[09:19:29] Okay.

[09:19:30] It's a stun, okay?

[09:19:31] Let her stun you and then you can use your combo.

[09:19:33] I'll tell you when to use it.

[09:19:37] Try to bait it out.

[09:19:38] She's holding it right now

[09:19:39] because she knows you wanna alter.

[09:19:40] not alter she wants you to alter so you she could so you can bring the

[09:19:43] ultimate that's good don't take it don't not take it very good she's holding

[09:19:52] her e ability because she knows you want to alter which is smart by her just

[09:19:56] don't miss your minion

[09:20:01] nobody's calling me bro okay get the means and then go you and go you and

[09:20:07] and go back, go back go back back back back back back.

[09:20:08] Sure I don't lose the game bro bro.

[09:20:10] You have to be fast I'm fast gonna take you.

[09:20:12] No no no go to your turn go to your turn

[09:20:14] sit right behind your turret and then go.

[09:20:16] Inshallah nothing happens okay.

[09:20:18] Stay right there right there right there, that's good.

[09:20:20] That's good, okay go.

[09:20:20] Run, run, run Moota, run.

[09:20:25] I've never seen a brother run that quick.

[09:20:27] I swear to God.

[09:20:29] I've never seen a man run that quick.

[09:20:31] That's passion right there.

[09:20:33] That is he ran like an NBA player,

[09:20:35] I swear to God.

[09:20:36] you same boat over here he didn't even he didn't even fix his chair he just ran

[09:20:41] Marsha Allah if streaming ever worked out he could be a Olympic runner bless his

[09:20:47] heart okay hopefully doesn't get the AFK alert I'm really hoping it's an AFK alert

[09:20:54] I don't know how big his house is oh my god I'm scared he might get remade oh

[09:20:59] my god Moodo oh my god I'm afraid he might get remade oh my god oh my god Moodo

[09:21:05] Mura! Oh Mura! Oh Mura!

[09:21:09] Mura!

[09:21:10] Mura! Mura!

[09:21:13] No! Click, click, click! Click, click, click!

[09:21:18] Did you get the room alert? Oh my god.

[09:21:23] Oh my god, I think you just made it. You just made it, Mura. You just made it.

[09:21:26] Nice, okay. That's okay. That's good, that's good. Okay, that's fine.

[09:21:30] Alright. Okay, nice. Very good. Very good. Very good. Okay.

[09:21:35] Okay

[09:21:37] Here come work

[09:21:39] Very nice. Okay. Just use our E now. That's you that right there. What do you call that?

[09:21:44] Yes, it's the east the stunning throw away now. I've seen now. I initialize it now. It's in my brain now

[09:21:49] I know what to do you downloaded her abilities you download her now. You know what she does that right there

[09:21:56] What did you call? What do you call that type of type of trade? I

[09:21:59] Don't know

[09:22:01] It's called short trades. So before you all in you short traded her. So now when you use your combo, you can still kill it

[09:22:09] Look look look where your trouble is. Don't don't take that. She's nice. She's right near turret. Now you can

[09:22:16] So you see how she was walking up at the end. That's when you could have took in it. Okay

[09:22:24] Look jungle brother, he's gonna he's not gonna know about the jungle not right now

[09:22:31] I just want my friend back okay what you can do w and then go on here yes go go

[09:22:44] what wait perfect I love that bro I love that you're here shop shop shop shop

[09:22:52] like that daddy wait for it wait for it get all two I love it all two of them

[09:22:57] the wave he's always very good like that daddy very good very good i love that

[09:23:03] shit i love that shit very good okay go to the jungler top top top top

[09:23:07] top that's fine look where they're fighting look where they're fighting

[09:23:11] you have to rotate now that's fine should i heal my pot pot heal no that's

[09:23:15] three three three three and look three and look three and look kill it kill it

[09:23:18] out you don't have to kill him you're 21 fucking mood up bitch no no

[09:23:23] Just right, right, right, right, okay.

[09:23:25] Hey, you can't, you can't.

[09:23:26] That's why I said you need to look before you fight.

[09:23:28] He was fully beat, press B now.

[09:23:30] Spend your gold, okay?

[09:23:32] You know, do you want to use that active item or no?

[09:23:34] The Hextech.

[09:23:35] Are you ready for that?

[09:23:36] You have to use the Hextech Gunblade.

[09:23:37] It's really OP.

[09:23:39] You gotta get the hang of it.

[09:23:40] It's an active item that you press on them

[09:23:41] before you all in.

[09:23:42] I understand, Daddy.

[09:23:43] I understand, Daddy.

[09:23:45] Good, okay.

[09:23:46] So right there, that was good that you killed the syndrome.

[09:23:48] But you remember how I said to go to the top side

[09:23:50] of the jungle to fight?

[09:23:51] You need to look before you go.

[09:23:52] Yes, I agree, I agree, I agree.

[09:23:55] Just click on the map what's happened. You have to see before you do.

[09:23:59] Oh, and you freeze whatever is in the tower here.

[09:24:06] It's fine.

[09:24:07] That's fine. That's good. Hold it. Hold it. They don't, they don't.

[09:24:10] Hold it. Don't go far off. Don't go far off because you're going to de-aggrade it.

[09:24:13] Ok.

[09:24:14] The ultimate is back up in 13 seconds.

[09:24:24] Look for a short trade.

[09:24:25] I want to see a short trade from you.

[09:24:26] Don't miss the CS.

[09:24:27] You can still auto the CS.

[09:24:28] Don't only look for kills.

[09:24:29] Ok.

[09:24:30] Yeah.

[09:24:31] Just try not to break the freeze.

[09:24:33] W, W, W, W, W.

[09:24:34] You're doing good.

[09:24:35] You're doing good.

[09:24:36] Fuck.

[09:24:37] I'm sorry.

[09:24:38] I'm sorry.

[09:24:39] I didn't want to lose a turret.

[09:24:40] You're doing good.

[09:24:41] You're doing good.

[09:24:42] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't want to lose a turret. Well, I'm sorry. That's okay. That's okay

[09:24:45] You get better at last hitting in practice tool, but over time you learn

[09:24:50] That was a thousand years. So he's down. Okay, so if you can look for a honor straight here

[09:24:56] Don't don't don't don't don't okay. See you see don't take that cuz right near turret. Yeah, okay

[09:25:06] We got to work on eliciting by the way, we need to go to practice for that

[09:25:09] Well you learn it all the time actually and I don't even want to practice we take it too much now you have HP

[09:25:16] There's no freezing on us. That's bad

[09:25:18] You have these people that means you can kill you if she puts you eat she don't shoot back out run

[09:25:24] Fun

[09:25:26] Okay, now you press B. That was her ultimate massage. Oh, are you down?

[09:25:32] Okay, take the way take away bring on she's not poking you out. Take away

[09:25:35] AAAAAAAAHHH

[09:25:38] Get some more Kila Guidi bitch

[09:25:41] Come on, come on, go beat your lobe, go beat it

[09:25:43] Oh fuck

[09:25:44] She tried to take you away

[09:25:45] Okay, wait, send her to go above, push, push, push, push

[09:25:47] Okay, change the plan

[09:25:48] Okay, you see how the sender just showed bot?

[09:25:50] She didn't reset

[09:25:51] That means you can shove this

[09:25:52] And you can basically get used more gold

[09:25:53] Remember that

[09:25:55] Remember when she's down on the map and then you can shove?

[09:25:57] Yes, yes, yes

[09:25:58] Hit that?

[09:25:59] Fuck me my friend, that'll ask for it

[09:26:01] Fuck me

[09:26:02] Hit that plate and then E and then press B

[09:26:05] B, E and then B, B.

[09:26:08] Oh, ultimate, ultimate, ultimate run, ultimate run,

[09:26:10] ultimate run.

[09:26:11] Kill him, just slow, ultimate, ultimate, ultimate.

[09:26:14] Ah.

[09:26:15] Let me try, let me try, let me try, let me try.

[09:26:17] No, no, no, that was okay.

[09:26:18] So that right there, your Q at the tip,

[09:26:20] remember, what it does, it slows.

[09:26:22] It slows, it slows, I know.

[09:26:23] You know, all of them just keep running

[09:26:24] and then you ult away.

[09:26:26] So did I not?

[09:26:27] That was so good.

[09:26:28] So did I not?

[09:26:29] Okay, so that was good.

[09:26:30] Did my Q slow?

[09:26:32] I'm not sure if it slowed him,

[09:26:33] but you went for an auto attack

[09:26:34] You didn't keep running okay try to run more of a straight straight like uh just just straight of history does that make sense?

[09:26:41] I know why did you go back for an auto you Jew?

[09:26:44] turkey on her

[09:26:53] Turn off auto attack it's so bad. I'm sure I'm auto attack

[09:26:57] Okay, sure go ahead. That's what that's probably what it was bro. Maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe but that's okay

[09:27:03] Okay, I want you to short trade first

[09:27:07] Short trade

[09:27:10] Good dodge good fucking dodge that's how you kind of play the match up

[09:27:14] You have to dodge her booze and like dodge her e basically bait it out

[09:27:17] You know you bait out a sniper shot and then you stun him same thing

[09:27:22] It's very similar. So she just grabbed your minions and W. She double your means and do that you that's dangerous ability

[09:27:29] Okay water

[09:27:31] She's not letting you eat her. She's playing it good.

[09:27:34] Very good not using your mouse. I love it. You're learning.

[09:27:38] Okay, so what's happening to your wave?

[09:27:40] So my wave's gonna go over the head now, but she's gonna kill it. Or no, she knows how to freeze.

[09:27:44] She's watching the stream, by the way. She's banging on it. This one is ghosting you. No, she's legit ghosting you.

[09:27:48] I'm not even trolling, she's ghosting me.

[09:27:54] So cringe, bro. That's actually cool.

[09:27:57] Okay, so what's happening to your wave? What's happening to the wave?

[09:28:00] Where's mine out push it towards me very good. Why is it pushing towards you?

[09:28:05] You're not hitting them and the means are also low age low HP

[09:28:09] So I want to the last of which auto attacks careful. No, no, no, you're taking the minions. Mura. Yeah

[09:28:16] Your e can't hit through the minions

[09:28:19] Although she could kill you she could do it because you have to speed she burst. She's a bursting champion as well

[09:28:26] The dodge that ultra and then ear

[09:28:30] Very good.

[09:28:32] Eat back in the ult.

[09:28:34] Perfect!

[09:28:36] Oh my God!

[09:28:38] I love it!

[09:28:40] I love it!

[09:28:42] Okay, ah!

[09:28:44] I'll show you.

[09:28:46] Push push push push.

[09:28:48] Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.

[09:28:50] Very good!

[09:28:52] Very good!

[09:28:54] Stop stop.

[09:28:56] Ah! Had to be a little bit faster.

[09:28:58] It's very dangerous though. It's very dangerous. Oh

[09:29:02] That flash remember your flash

[09:29:05] Wwww that W moves faster

[09:29:09] Fun

[09:29:11] Fun fun very good

[09:29:23] I know I know

[09:29:25] Get it all out get it all out

[09:29:28] Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?

[09:29:30] That's it. That's it. That's it. Go back. Go back.

[09:29:32] Go back to lane. Go back. You can't find anything else.

[09:29:34] Very good. Very good, Moe. Very good.

[09:29:37] Thank you, Daddy Warwick.

[09:29:40] Put your gun blade on that- on that key.

[09:29:49] The fuck are you saying? The fuck?

[09:29:51] Okay. Is- is- is the- is there two keys?

[09:29:55] More easier for you? Okay, she's roaming. What should you do?

[09:29:57] There you go. That was a perfect Q. Do it again. Very good. Very good. I'm pressing W as well.

[09:30:04] What do you get when you press W? My mana. It's not mana. That's energy. Keep pushing. Keep hitting.

[09:30:11] Be careful. Very good. I'm backing up the way she's coming there. That was very smart.

[09:30:16] You could all in her and try to land your E, but she's right near the minion wave.

[09:30:21] Try to let her come more towards you and then go on her. She doesn't hit the minion, so they're coming towards you.

[09:30:26] Yeah, got it.

[09:30:27] Maybe you can bait her in closer, then ult her.

[09:30:29] Ult her!

[09:30:31] Gunblade!

[09:30:33] Oh, she stunned you.

[09:30:35] Their jungle could be there.

[09:30:36] Remember, their jungle was on the top side.

[09:30:38] That's why I stopped there, daddy.

[09:30:39] Very good.

[09:30:40] Very smart that you realized it.

[09:30:42] Okay?

[09:30:44] I think she's ready for a jungle.

[09:30:46] Her jungle is there.

[09:30:46] Don't take it.

[09:30:47] Don't take it.

[09:30:48] Don't, don't, don't.

[09:30:49] Her jungle is above you.

[09:30:50] Yup, yup, yup, yup, press E.

[09:30:56] That's right, so usually when you're half HP try not to fight the syndrome because she has a burst on her ultimate

[09:31:02] The lower HP you are the more damage. She does on her ultimate. Okay. It's it's missing HP damage on her ultimate

[09:31:10] Okay

[09:31:11] Half HP don't fight got it

[09:31:15] Got it unless you know you can burst her before she burst you oh my pizza's getting cold tonight in it

[09:31:20] No, fuck. No, bro. Yes, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right

[09:31:24] Remember you can press your e to run you know always have to e right

[09:31:28] I've been playing so much y'all that might be same as same as same as I want you to do books

[09:31:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, go back back back back back. Bye. Bye. I want you to get two bucks

[09:31:39] Because you have 800 800 you have 800 so you spend 400 400 kill the top laner with the top laner look where he is

[09:31:45] Let's aren't him running down. Yeah, I've done like to slow him

[09:31:48] right there right there right there

[09:31:50] Ultim- Very good, now go mid! Very good, Mudo.

[09:31:56] I just might Ego, bro, like, you know, but-

[09:31:58] That's okay! That's okay to miss!

[09:32:00] You still shot it! You miss every shot, you know?

[09:32:04] I'm supposed to finish now.

[09:32:08] Okay. I said you miss every shot, you know?

[09:32:12] Take. There you go. Let it come to you.

[09:32:15] Go straight line. Go straight line, walking back, so you don't take the minions.

[09:32:20] Let it come more further. There you go.

[09:32:21] Just M-Hack. I wish I had a bullet line for M-Person.

[09:32:24] No, no, no, no, no, no. That's fine. That's fine.

[09:32:26] He wants to go mid because he took the bot turret.

[09:32:28] This now lane phase is over. Now this is where you learn mid game.

[09:32:32] You go bot lane now. Okay?

[09:32:35] Careful. You're walking to the river. Go, go more to the left and go all the way around.

[09:32:38] Don't walk towards the river. You see the brawn? No, no, other way, other way, other way.

[09:32:42] Other way. You have to go more safe for side.

[09:32:45] Don't go that way. All your ADC just died mid, so go back mid now.

[09:32:50] I don't know why he's going fuckin' mid.

[09:32:51] Hold on, I have my guns.

[09:32:53] Uh, no.

[09:32:54] You can't.

[09:32:55] You can't.

[09:32:57] You can't.

[09:32:58] Are you sure?

[09:32:59] I put my gun down.

[09:32:59] No!

[09:33:00] You can't!

[09:33:00] Four numbers.

[09:33:01] W and one.

[09:33:02] Run!

[09:33:03] Run!

[09:33:04] Don't fight there.

[09:33:05] No.

[09:33:06] I don't want to teach you bad habits.

[09:33:07] Not yet.

[09:33:08] You can't fight with your ultimate.

[09:33:09] Look now.

[09:33:10] Look now with your ultimate.

[09:33:11] Yes.

[09:33:12] Yes.

[09:33:13] Yes.

[09:33:13] How low are they?

[09:33:14] How low are they?

[09:33:15] They can't slow.

[09:33:16] They can't have.

[09:33:17] Okay, keep.

[09:33:18] You go all three, all three move out! Ignite! Ignite!

[09:33:26] Very good, very good, very good, very good, very good, very good.

[09:33:31] That's my boy, nice. Okay, go bot lane.

[09:33:34] Press B and then go bot. You want to spend your gold, correct?

[09:33:37] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[09:33:40] I like those triple kill for you, but that's okay.

[09:33:50] You guys killed all three, we killed two, so it's fine.

[09:33:54] Alright, what do I want you to do now?

[09:33:55] What's that?

[09:33:56] Mooda can you stop trolling and start farming correctly?

[09:33:59] You pulled no women in Jason's birthday, so do me a favor and play good this game.

[09:34:04] Also, you're doing lucky kills, thumbs down emoji, thumbs down emoji, thumbs down

[09:34:10] down emoji no cannon fuck me you might

[09:34:14] take the last shove that okay now look

[09:34:20] at the map how many do you see on the

[09:34:21] top side of the map a lot like three

[09:34:22] four okay now it's just you and finger

[09:34:25] you guys are both bot lane she can't

[09:34:27] play size that well because of the

[09:34:28] sidelines way too long so if you shove

[09:34:31] this wave let it come towards you

[09:34:34] and then you can alter remember what

[09:34:36] Oh my god

[09:34:38] That's good

[09:34:40] That's good

[09:34:42] Okay, so your problem is yes, and by the way your CS is awful your mechanics are good

[09:34:48] Yeah, we really need to work on our CS thing. It's really bad

[09:34:53] Get out of the heat can't something so you can't fun

[09:34:57] Careful careful try to turn the e out. Yeah, I can't

[09:35:00] Don't get greedy. That's fine. That is fine. Walk back walk back. Let's do it come at you ward that top right bush

[09:35:06] You don't have to put it all the way in the middle, you can put it at the tip, okay?

[09:35:12] Try to relax at this.

[09:35:13] Okay, the jinx is pushing it, don't push it, don't push it, let it come to you, let it

[09:35:18] come to you.

[09:35:19] You can bait the jinx to you, and she pushes up and you can ult her.

[09:35:22] Your W gives you movespeed.

[09:35:23] You can W and then ult her.

[09:35:25] W, gunblade, ult.

[09:35:27] Ult!

[09:35:28] Get her!

[09:35:29] E!

[09:35:30] Ult!

[09:35:31] Very good, you're not flashed, no, no, no, okay, back out, back out.

[09:35:39] You assassinated the ADC, 2v1, that was good, get the wave.

[09:35:45] So understand, you gotta learn how to bait people, like what are you baiting on, on balance?

[09:35:49] No, no, 2v1, remember, don't do that, you don't have to ult me, you're weak without

[09:35:52] your ult, there's three people chasing you, press W and run, run all the way

[09:35:55] to your turret at the bottom line, keep pushing forward, yep, yep, yep, very good.

[09:36:00] You can eat, you can press E, no, no, no, not that way.

[09:36:03] Do it more towards the right so you can push yourself.

[09:36:05] Oh, W, W, W, W, W.

[09:36:07] You see, when you press your E, you're going backward.

[09:36:09] W Daddy, W Daddy, yes, yes, W Daddy.

[09:36:12] So, what should you press your E?

[09:36:13] This way, this way, this way, this way.

[09:36:14] Yes, yes, Queen, yes, Friday, there you go.

[09:36:19] There you go.

[09:36:22] When you're running, go your E towards the direction

[09:36:24] you wanna run, okay?

[09:36:25] No, the opposite of that direction, excuse me.

[09:36:27] Got it?

[09:36:28] Got it, got it, daddy.

[09:36:30] How strong am I? Can I fuck this guy right now?

[09:36:33] You're really strong, you're two items. You need to ult him.

[09:36:35] Pussy honor, pussy honor. Look, look, look, pay attention.

[09:36:37] Pay attention, they're fighting.

[09:36:39] What's happening? Can you do something?

[09:36:40] Your ult comes in five seconds, you can play slow.

[09:36:42] Play it slow, you have to eat.

[09:36:44] Your ult comes on three sides. Kill it, kill it, aim C.

[09:36:46] Or kill him, kill him, get eaten.

[09:36:48] Nice, you can still fight.

[09:36:51] Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

[09:36:53] Yeah, I got it, I'm leading, leading, leading, leading, leading, leading.

[09:36:55] Allah, Allah, Allah, what about it?

[09:36:56] That was my bad I told you you could still fight but that was my bad I kind of baby that was my bad

[09:37:03] Sorry, sorry, I told you that you can still fight but your team is all died there. I couldn't see so right there

[09:37:08] I couldn't see you're not looking what's happening. So you need to look at the map before you re-go in got it

[09:37:14] Yes, got it

[09:37:19] What's that I

[09:37:22] Would say you guys are

[09:37:24] losing yeah or more even to be honest you can always win this though yes you're

[09:37:34] gonna win you can win this get out get a book again

[09:37:40] Hamza come on buddy to win this let's go Baron single Baron and not on it they

[09:37:49] might be on it but I want you to go top in here go top stop try to go towards

[09:37:56] Barrett maybe okay so you know that they're not on it cuz then if Firi is

[09:37:59] a jungler you see the dog on the map yes she's doing her camps and that's the

[09:38:03] jungler using where the jungler is is where they're doing if they're doing

[09:38:06] baron on that but if she's there you would you would see her walking

[09:38:10] towards it keep pushing keep pushing bro we really need to work on CS

[09:38:16] I know, I know, I kinda got that CS, I know.

[09:38:19] When stargardians lose themselves to doubt, to despair, they fall.

[09:38:26] So right now you wanna just keep pushing as fast as possible so you can get that turret.

[09:38:28] This is mid-game macro, okay? Keep pushing as fast as you can.

[09:38:32] Okay? Everyone's fighting on the bottom side of the map.

[09:38:35] Why do you think I want you to go top side of the map?

[09:38:37] Keep pushing, keep pushing.

[09:38:38] I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna split push and grab that this.

[09:38:40] Yes, so you can keep split pushing, but at the same time, you're getting gold and not sharing value.

[09:38:44] You're getting stronger self and you're applying pressure

[09:38:47] You could be bot lane group with your team, but this is more consistent. You're playing soul lane without tp. You know what tp is?

[09:38:55] Oh, yeah tp

[09:38:58] Okay, yes, I need you to stop going back with your pressure ability stop freaking back

[09:39:04] Cute bro go forward. Why do you put backwards are you listening to me? That's why I'm saw just let me play my game

[09:39:11] I'm ready for my minions to go first you can cue it without being in range

[09:39:19] There you go keep it

[09:39:23] Don't you and go back just stay chewing same that's far go forward

[09:39:30] That's fine there you go you have to turn if you kill her you can kill her

[09:39:36] Can I still kill her?

[09:39:37] She can kill you if you're playing good, but you play good you are you better than her?

[09:39:43] Okay, now you can't know I like it chill on game

[09:39:49] Well, I don't know you have to challenge her

[09:39:55] You just tanked three auto attacks before you went in

[09:39:59] How the fuck did he get to radiant?

[09:40:01] I think you don't know that movie use his fuck knows as his brain and it's hard

[09:40:09] for him to understand simple things anyways I hope you will make it with

[09:40:13] this jubonese

[09:40:20] right all is it bro it's simple game knowledge you see it through she shoot

[09:40:28] three times oh react okay now right now where do you think you go test good why

[09:40:35] you should go make the tower oh you can no actually you want to go make us you

[09:40:40] want to apply pressure mid lane or top lane right now they're fighting mid there's

[09:40:44] being his top but they're fighting you're doing right now so walk towards

[09:40:46] him right now walk towards it towards him

[09:40:51] Got flank, got flank on the central, kill the enemy mid-light right there, right there, right there, kill him!

[09:40:59] Nice! Kill the enemy, keep on!

[09:41:02] W, stay in there, stay in there, stay in there.

[09:41:08] I highly, highly, highly, highly kill this guy alone, bro.

[09:41:11] That's okay, that's okay.

[09:41:13] Right there, I see, right there, it's all about teamfight, which is the hardest part in League as well.

[09:41:19] Okay, so when you're it's not like Valorant, but it's more so who's the bigger threat knows to do. I love you

[09:41:27] Okay, plus time

[09:41:30] Who do you think is a threat on their team? That's got brawl

[09:41:34] Yeah, he's very strong

[09:41:36] He's a bruiser so and he's very tanky. You can't watch on him

[09:41:40] You identify as an assassin as an AP assassin. So I go through guys throw these guys

[09:41:47] You can kill the no you can't kill that support because he's a tank support which one this one or sorry this one

[09:41:52] That one that guy is a support. He's a tank. Okay

[09:41:57] You can't get anything right now. No, go mid you supposed to go toppling right now

[09:42:01] Go top with that actually because your agency supposed to be mid-late, but actually no, no, no off

[09:42:04] Excuse me. Sorry bad coach on dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon is funny in 30 seconds

[09:42:09] You should be there before it always be one minute before dragon if you can got it

[09:42:13] 1 minute before dragon. Correct. So you can set up and set up vision, look for pics, flanks, etc etc.

[09:42:23] Okay? So you only want to use your gold before it.

[09:42:26] So your Rammus is chasing the ADC. Look at the map. What's happening?

[09:42:29] Oh, you need to be careful, careful, careful, careful.

[09:42:31] Careful, careful. No, no, no, that's three people.

[09:42:34] Look what's happening to them. Look, just look.

[09:42:36] W.

[09:42:37] W, same as W, don't auto!

[09:42:39] I feel so bad that you are coaching our streamer Archibald as faggots if he turned off his brain and lets me turn it on.

[09:42:45] You see how he's doing to you and how he's letting you go in?

[09:42:47] He's like, you can't get to my team.

[09:42:49] Let's flash out.

[09:42:51] Come on.

[09:42:55] You could have ulted there, but it would have been too hard to turn it off.

[09:42:59] So remember, you're playing an assassin.

[09:43:01] Oh, we lost the game, didn't we?

[09:43:03] Maybe.

[09:43:04] But there was a lot of mistakes that you made as well.

[09:43:08] Okay, Mudo?

[09:43:10] So, you're playing an assassin. How do you think assassins are supposed to play?

[09:43:14] They just go in, kill, and get out.

[09:43:16] Yes. But in teamfights, you want to play in a way where an actual assassin in IRL,

[09:43:23] they play where you can't, they try to kill you where you can't see them.

[09:43:27] That's an assassin.

[09:43:28] So what do you think you do in the game? You try to go where they can't see you?

[09:43:32] like this. Like, then bushes and shit. And bushes around them go behind them, you gotta flank them.

[09:43:39] Okay? A colleague's gonna have to flank because he has to ultimate this like go all the way

[09:43:42] in the front and then go all the way to the back. Okay, get the item.

[09:43:48] Okay, get the item.

[09:43:52] two

[09:43:56] What up, what's that?

[09:43:59] Killed their dog their syndrome and jinx then a fury syndrome jinx those are your targets and the troubles in funny you

[09:44:07] They just demand that's okay. That's okay. You're still really strong. Remember you're really strong

[09:44:11] You can still kill the three but they can really kill you too. You have to be fast now. This way your mechanics thrive

[09:44:17] Your syndrome is toppling so you can probably look for your pilot for a kill on top

[09:44:21] Try to go behind her

[09:44:25] You can maybe kill her if you have time she's there in the bush. There you go one more to the right

[09:44:33] You backwards and you chase her you backwards and chase it with your W W

[09:44:42] Ah she made careful tunnel all the way

[09:44:47] You backwards and old

[09:44:51] Nice try, to be honest I think they really go see him, Fundo shouldn't be there, but...

[09:44:57] Thing is, right there, if you click better, more towards the bottom right, so you gotta cut her off, pretty much.

[09:45:05] You know what I told you? Don't click on her, but click right near her, you're doing that thing again.

[09:45:11] Oh my god, bro, they actually sniped me.

[09:45:16] Yeah, that's Indra's definitely go see him, by the way.

[09:45:21] they're iron they're not iron are they there's no what is iron there's no way

[09:45:26] yeah this is an iron bro my ass there's no iron he's at least gold level by the way

[09:45:32] he oh he won his lane he won good against somebody who's just like he had

[09:45:36] destroyed what are you did fine the big big big problem with you now it's

[09:45:44] I'm just guessing. I sort of got...

[09:45:48] Tryna kill him.

[09:45:49] Nice W.

[09:45:50] Not a run.

[09:45:52] You can only do so much. Press that.

[09:45:54] You lost that.

[09:45:59] I lost my first game.

[09:46:03] It's okay, Mona. It's part of the journey.

[09:46:05] I lost my first game, bro.

[09:46:07] It'll place what place you are. Okay, let's see what your rank is.

[09:46:10] We need to tell Mona he's still a bit...

[09:46:12] So I'm iron one no you're not iron one you're not iron one you your first placement right

[09:46:35] now you get four more games I'm pretty sure four more but they placed you on iron one

[09:46:41] but that you're ranking right now is around silver is to low gold

[09:46:46] you're basically like right now you're hiring to do

[09:46:51] what is actually not that bad you're hiring to do

[09:46:56] what

[09:46:57] I'm the lowest rank in the game right now

[09:47:00] now you're not

[09:47:01] you're the lowest border in the game which is basically like iron doesn't mean

[09:47:04] you're the lowest rank

[09:47:08] you have four more games by the way you should you just you it's okay

[09:47:11] I'm just gonna open this though.

[09:47:18] Okay.

[09:47:20] Nice.

[09:47:22] Bro, his laner was not iron.

[09:47:25] As I said, Humbly are wasting your time with this jubonese.

[09:47:29] He can't comprehend little stuff.

[09:47:31] Also, Muda, fuck you.

[09:47:33] Yeah, you're a fucking terrorist.

[09:47:35] Listen, don't listen to these assholes.

[09:47:38] My pizza's cold now and I lost it.

[09:47:40] That's okay, but there's a lot of things you could have done. What do you think

[09:47:44] could have done Muda? Not listening. Really? No, bro, I thought my CSing is

[09:47:52] better. What do you say? CSing is better. Muda? Huh? The enemy mid laner? She was

[09:47:59] Bronze 4.

[09:48:00] What?

[09:48:01] One terrible.

[09:48:02] I lost to a bronze 4?

[09:48:06] Yes.

[09:48:07] What a negative win rate.

[09:48:11] I lost to a bronze four. Yes

[09:48:19] What a negative win rate

[09:48:32] No, yeah, okay, it's all right

[09:48:35] All right, are you still gonna play?

[09:48:41] Yeah, I'll play a little more,

[09:48:42] but I'm gonna eat some food

[09:48:43] and just take a break for like 10, 15 minutes.

[09:48:46] Okay, sounds good.

[09:48:48] Sounds good, sounds good.

[09:48:49] I'll be back.

[09:48:49] I'm gonna play one game then.

[09:48:50] Yeah, yeah.

[09:48:52] All right, let me know when you're back to playing.

[09:48:54] Back.

[09:48:56] Love, bro.

[09:48:56] Love you, bro.

[09:49:02] Chat, what the heck?

[09:49:05] What the fuck?

[09:49:15] The iron one.

[09:49:27] Wow.

[09:49:34] Interesting.

[09:49:39] Interesting.

[09:49:44] Interesting.

[09:49:47] Interesting.

[09:49:52] Well, I can't believe I lost that game, brawl.

[09:50:20] to play delay I'm not playing delay in fucking League of Legends I think you

[09:50:30] should go back to the million and one of them you have one mooder this would be

[09:50:36] your home asking price 57 million dollars and it comes in an infinity

[09:50:41] pool that's 150 feet long I mean that's longer than a basketball court

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[09:51:06] We got an exciting tour ahead of us.

[09:51:08] Home features five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, 13,870 square feet of interior space, newly

[09:51:14] constructed on the market for $57 million.

[09:51:17] dollars. I want to give big thanks to the listing agent Aaron Kerman for making this.

[09:51:21] How much money do you guys think it takes to build this house?

[09:51:25] For possible. And let's get started. Now to my right we have the cobblestone driveway leading

[09:51:31] us to the four car garage. I like that it's a single garage door and it's a nice space with

[09:51:36] polished epoxy floors, great ceiling height. You can park four cars here and about three

[09:51:42] the four cars on the driveway. Now going to my left you can see this travertine walkway that goes all

[09:51:48] the way to the staircase and that's technically the entry of this property. It's nicely landscaped,

[09:51:55] olive trees, retaining wall, nice hedging to provide additional privacy and this section

[09:52:00] is open, it's great light, I love the travertine steps and in fact they've used travertine

[09:52:06] throughout the home both on the outside and on the inside and it's a material that really

[09:52:10] give should we watch some coughs a lot? Should we watch coughs a lot?

[09:52:28] There's been a significant amount of information provided to us related to

[09:52:34] child being accessed or specifically from your home Wi-Fi. Where were you

[09:52:42] talking to them?

[09:52:42] I believe on Roblox.

[09:52:45] Just one?

[09:52:46] When the gaming platform Roblox flags a user for deeply disturbing content,

[09:52:53] investigators trace the account to a 17-year-old whose activity was only the

[09:52:58] first move in a larger scheme. In the chat logs they find explicit

[09:53:02] conversations with children, each one pointing to a predator who's been operating undetected

[09:53:07] for far longer than anyone could imagine.

[09:53:10] How often were you having these conversations?

[09:53:13] Probably about like four to five, almost every day.

[09:53:19] I really didn't keep count.

[09:53:20] The following is based on official police records, and the footage has never been seen

[09:53:24] before until now.

[09:53:26] Please note that all persons charged with the crime are presumed innocent and less

[09:53:30] and until proven guilty in a court of law.

[09:53:32] On April 16, 2025, Marion County Sheriff's deputies and the Ocala Police Department SWAT

[09:53:38] team combine efforts to serve a search warrant at a Florida home.

[09:53:42] Based upon the facts set forth in the affidavit, I find this probable cause to believe that

[09:53:46] the following laws have been violated.

[09:53:48] Possession of child b**ch.

[09:53:50] The suspected perpetrator is 17-year-old Christian Edward Scriven, who's placed in

[09:53:54] the back of a patrol car with his brother.

[09:53:57] Hopefully we're not going to jail.

[09:53:59] I don't think you are, huh, you are, I don't think you are, or you are probably are, I don't

[09:54:10] think I would ever, love you, love you too Dominic.

[09:54:17] While his brother Dominic is not questioned about the case due to his intellectual disabilities,

[09:54:22] Christian and his father are each interviewed separately in recorded sessions with a detective

[09:54:26] from the Internet Crimes Unit and a Homeland Security Investigator.

[09:54:30] There's been a significant amount of information provided to us related to child

[09:54:36] being accessed, specifically from your home Wi-Fi.

[09:54:42] If one of your kids was to be involved, who do you think it would be?

[09:54:46] Christian.

[09:54:47] Dominic, no.

[09:54:48] Christian, yes.

[09:54:49] Christian yes because he's done it in the past he's gonna do it now

[09:54:55] he's gonna do it though they spare the details to Christians father what they're

[09:55:00] about to uncover is even more serious than accessing explicit materials of

[09:55:04] children and involves a disturbing and calculated pattern of predatory behavior

[09:55:08] before confronting Christian with what they know they read well being a

[09:55:12] is that she's so scary bro like why would you bro it just makes no sense

[09:55:20] bro it makes no sense I was like why would you I don't know bro I think why

[09:55:27] would you choose to go for underage girls if you could just go for like

[09:55:33] girls your age it just makes no sense you have to be mentally ill like

[09:55:38] Genuinely. Genuinely, immensely. Genuinely, genuinely.

[09:55:42] Is Miranda rights?

[09:55:44] You understand those rights, sir? Okay.

[09:55:46] You're 17 and a half years old, so when you say you understand them, I believe.

[09:55:51] Having those rights in mind, are you okay talking with me now?

[09:55:54] Yes, okay.

[09:55:55] When did you get your phone?

[09:55:57] Sometime last year. My dad gave it to me.

[09:56:00] Because I've been doing a bit in school.

[09:56:02] So what kind of games do you play?

[09:56:03] Roblox, Clash of Plans, Clash of Oil, Cargagings mainly.

[09:56:10] Why do you think I'd be asking that?

[09:56:15] Because something happened in a second.

[09:56:20] In February 2025, Roblox reported Christian's chat logs to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

[09:56:27] Roblox is an online gaming platform where users, primarily children under 16, create and join games known as Experiences, while playing as customizable avatars.

[09:56:38] Christian regularly entered these experiences under the username, Lost Shadow.

[09:56:42] Where'd that come from?

[09:56:44] Um, I don't know, I just thought about it, you know, popped into my head.

[09:56:51] Yeah, it seems kind of foreboding, you know, just like when you lost Shadow, just, ooh.

[09:56:56] You know, um, but I'm like a sounding type thing, so I think that's what I'm talking about.

[09:57:01] Oh, okay, so shadow from the start.

[09:57:03] Yeah, I think so.

[09:57:04] Okay, okay, that makes sense to me.

[09:57:06] What do you think happened?

[09:57:07] You said you think something happened.

[09:57:08] Um, I was talking to a kid when I really didn't know if somebody was under my age

[09:57:15] and some things had been said and led to that right now.

[09:57:20] Okay.

[09:57:21] Um, where were you talking to him?

[09:57:24] believe on Roblox. Just one.

[09:57:28] I think we're saying that sort of thing.

[09:57:32] Yeah. And what did you guys talk about?

[09:57:36] Um, pictures and all that.

[09:57:40] Fuck you. And so you talked about pictures.

[09:57:44] When we say pictures, what do we mean by pictures?

[09:57:48] Dirty pictures. Not believe. Okay.

[09:57:52] They said they were, well, not all of them, but sometimes like 15, 17, around the age.

[09:57:59] In one conversation reported by Roblox, Christian tells a child with an undisclosed age that

[09:58:05] he is 15 years old and asks unsettling age and appropriate questions.

[09:58:10] You lied about your age, what age would you say, like either a year above them or

[09:58:18] I feel like like a year or two ago just yeah just in a sense so they will be comfortable to deal

[09:58:25] So if they say they were 13 years old, I'm sorry, bro. I'm not gonna lie chat. I'm not letting my kids

[09:58:32] hop on like

[09:58:34] As if fucked up to tell my parents or my kids that they can't go on the internet at all and so they're like

[09:58:41] X age or is that bad?

[09:58:43] In the future, everything is going to be online, everything is going to be online.

[09:58:54] So if you don't give your kid online internet access until X amount of years old, once they

[09:59:01] hit that age, they're going to be behind everyone else.

[09:59:04] Sure they might be a lot safer.

[09:59:07] they might be a lot like a lot like like like a lot what was the word like sure

[09:59:21] they'll be a lot safer but they're gonna be a lot behind no 14 or 15 yes sir

[09:59:27] got you okay I'm being honest with you what if they said 10 I think I said all

[09:59:36] you feel like 12 or so. Probably skip. So it will be safe to assume and correct me if I'm wrong.

[09:59:44] That basically you wanted to continue that conversation. So you don't want to scare them

[09:59:49] with this age. So you put yourself at a lower age. So they will continue talking.

[09:59:57] Something like that sir. When the child doesn't share her own phone number,

[10:00:01] Christian gives his instead since roblox prohibits the sharing of phone numbers

[10:00:05] Christian tricks the filter by sharing it a few digits at a time and instructs the child to text him

[10:00:11] You share a bedroom with your brother. Yes, sir

[10:00:14] Is your brother like?

[10:00:17] messing around roblox to you or does he use your devices? No, sir. Does anyone use their devices?

[10:00:24] No, but my dad goes through my phone. That's not a mistake when I'm not here

[10:00:28] When's the last time you went through his phone?

[10:00:31] It's been about three months. Did you find anything? No. Okay. It's just I find

[10:00:37] numbers in there

[10:00:39] that are not in his contact and

[10:00:41] I asked him about it and he says all that's my friend. All the platform blocks users from sending or receiving photos a

[10:00:48] deeper concern persists as individuals continue to lure children away from the platform where safety features can't protect them.

[10:00:55] You can't send pictures to Roblox right now. So how do the pictures get sent either like through discord or

[10:01:03] My phone

[10:01:05] Bro, is that why I got that random ass like like screen like like that random ass like safety measure thing

[10:01:12] On discord like maybe like three months ago or like six months ago

[10:01:17] saying like that if you agree to this to us or some shit that they can go through anyone's fucking discord or some shit

[10:01:25] I think it's because of their traction pedals pedophiles, bro, which is like low key good, bro

[10:01:29] I'm not for life

[10:01:31] Why is that fucked up, bro?

[10:01:37] It allows users to create servers where they can chat via text voice or video

[10:01:42] So you end up in discord. There's somebody like tell you a open a discord so we can talk here. How that happened

[10:01:50] No, I

[10:01:52] I want to have myself. Are you part of any communities that talk about that that

[10:01:57] process like moving back to means just groups of people speaking on social media or over text or

[10:02:05] No, sir. No, they don't belong to any discord servers where people talk about that. No discord service. Yeah, I was

[10:02:13] There's some pretty tiny communities, right? A lot of them are interconnected a lot of them

[10:02:18] you know

[10:02:20] Discord servers that are meant to be pet, like how does that make any sense?

[10:02:27] How do you even start that conversation?

[10:02:29] How do you find friends that are also pedophiles, bro?

[10:02:32] You are such a bro, what the fuck?

[10:02:34] People who are lower up in one server will start their own server.

[10:02:39] Do you remember what the general premise was behind the group?

[10:02:45] Was it like a grooming?

[10:02:47] No, you talk about grooming kids on robots?

[10:02:49] No, sir.

[10:02:50] No, sir.

[10:02:51] Okay, what was it then?

[10:02:53] Like on roblox or on discord?

[10:02:55] On discord.

[10:02:56] No, it wasn't anything about kids.

[10:02:58] It was just like dirty pictures or videos, whatever.

[10:03:02] While Christian admits to moving conversations from roblox to discord to speak in private and ask for photos,

[10:03:08] what investigators are about to reveal is even more horrifying.

[10:03:12] that you ever asked somebody for specific pictures like of what they look

[10:03:18] like because you never said I send me a picture of a little girl or some

[10:03:23] picture of no no sir what about um to ever tell anybody to do anything with

[10:03:29] other people like tell them to do something for just somebody else no

[10:03:35] sir I think I think you know I think you know what I'm talking about there's

[10:03:40] There's a conversation that I was provided because it rose to a level of concern that

[10:03:46] was pretty high where you and another user were talking about their siblings.

[10:03:54] In one deeply disturbing exchange with a young girl on Roblox, Christian issues explicit instructions,

[10:04:00] in detail what he wants the girl to do to their younger male sibling and demands

[10:04:17] video evidence christian admits to detectives that the sibling was possibly as young as eight

[10:04:23] years old i mean what do you think the consequence of that are like a possibly like get arrested no i

[10:04:30] I just mean like what do you think that's going to do to that little kid that you're having them do stuff with?

[10:04:37] Negative.

[10:04:39] That's fair to say. Why did you ask them to make those videos?

[10:04:45] I guess to mainly see if they're like down the truth or whatever. I think that was my main reason.

[10:04:52] How much that is going to be on your phone?

[10:04:55] None.

[10:04:57] I thought I was taking none sir.

[10:04:59] Okay, so what happened to it?

[10:05:01] Um, most of the dirty pictures that I got were either deleted or, um,

[10:05:08] they didn't get them.

[10:05:09] Despite the graphic nature of his messages, Christian appears not to grasp the gravity of his actions.

[10:05:15] I wasn't trying to do anything bad.

[10:05:17] I think I was just-

[10:05:18] Shut up, bro.

[10:05:19] I mean, Christian, I'm gonna be honest with you.

[10:05:21] Um, I don't- I don't- I don't think that that's believable or fair for you to claim that you weren't trying to do something bad.

[10:05:27] Shut up, bro.

[10:05:28] And I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be condescending, but I think it's important we are clear in here that that is a lie.

[10:05:37] Is it fair to say?

[10:05:39] I mean, I guess so.

[10:05:41] And are we going to find you speaking with any kids on your phone currently?

[10:05:46] No, sir.

[10:05:47] No, when did it stop?

[10:05:49] Like, I think it was like a few days ago.

[10:05:57] a few days ago, he came up with something like that.

[10:06:00] And what made you remove all those conversations?

[10:06:04] Like this one?

[10:06:05] Or just what made you stop?

[10:06:09] Server get banned or wiped or?

[10:06:11] On Roblox?

[10:06:12] No.

[10:06:14] So the only reason why he stopped was because

[10:06:16] he just put accounts on banned,

[10:06:17] or his Roblox account on banned.

[10:06:18] Pain account, take it.

[10:06:19] You need a jail.

[10:06:20] And I'm making it up.

[10:06:21] I hope you get a jail,

[10:06:22] I'll be there to come back.

[10:06:22] Though Roblox did shut down his account,

[10:06:25] Christians simply made a new one.

[10:06:27] And you're saying on this new account you did not try to talk with any kids?

[10:06:30] On this new account no, I did, I did, sir.

[10:06:34] As the conversation turns to how many children Christian may have targeted, the scale becomes overwhelming.

[10:06:39] From the content that he receives, like for real, for real how many of them were like young girls that you know actually have done this.

[10:06:49] How many?

[10:06:51] A few.

[10:06:52] And when we say a few, we're talking more than five?

[10:06:57] So since this kind of like constant thing you were doing, are we talking about numbers

[10:07:05] above 20?

[10:07:06] Sir.

[10:07:07] The number above 50?

[10:07:09] No.

[10:07:10] We're more in the bulk of 30.

[10:07:22] But they'll soon learn the staggering truth that the real number may be exponentially greater.

[10:07:27] Kill that boy!

[10:07:28] For now, Christian shares his perspective on the entire situation, admitting the outcome

[10:07:32] was not what he imagined.

[10:07:34] Well, that's right.

[10:07:35] I just stand there strong and I thought something sounds like still a mind.

[10:07:39] I thought it was gonna be like, it wasn't gonna happen.

[10:07:42] I knew it was gonna be bad, but I didn't know it was gonna lead to this.

[10:07:46] Well, did you think when you turned 18 in a few months that

[10:07:51] Did you even stop? Yeah?

[10:07:54] I mean I was gonna stop eventually because it was a habit

[10:07:58] But um have I tried to stop before yes, yes, sir

[10:08:01] And trying to stop before do you believe you would have stopped?

[10:08:05] Like what else but something like inside me just like pick pen and maybe why did you do it again?

[10:08:11] So this guy literally has an addiction

[10:08:13] Question to pedophilia.

[10:08:22] Don't you think that may have happened when you turned 18 as well?

[10:08:25] No, sir. Because I know when I turn 18 that if I do something like that, I could be in bigger trouble.

[10:08:32] But you think a 17-year-old is fine to exploit 10-year-old children?

[10:08:36] No.

[10:08:37] And again, I'm not trying to be kind of sending, but that's what you're telling me.

[10:08:40] But no, I know I'm so how does it feel to go even on a lane with Ray Asian boy bro? I did not go even

[10:08:49] I literally if you watch the Vaughn I had complete

[10:08:52] I had complete minion control my CS was tripless. Yes. I downloaded this lane. Talk about don't come in. No, I wasn't

[10:08:59] You understand that what you're describing is an addiction

[10:09:02] Yes, sir

[10:09:04] So you might tell us right now that oh i'm 18 i'm gonna stop that wasn't gonna stop brother

[10:09:09] I understand.

[10:09:10] I'm sorry to tell you, that wasn't a stop.

[10:09:12] He's going to escalate.

[10:09:13] This is the problem.

[10:09:14] But that's why I was trying to stop once in a while.

[10:09:19] By his own admission, Christian is well aware that his age may have an impact on the justice he'll face for his actions,

[10:09:25] and has his own opinion for what should happen to him now.

[10:09:28] Am I actually getting arrested?

[10:09:30] What do you think should happen in a situation like this?

[10:09:34] Honestly, my truthful opinion,

[10:09:37] Um, like, I shouldn't go to, like, jail jail, but, um, I think for my actions that I've done,

[10:09:52] I believe I think I should, like, um, know what it's like to go to jail.

[10:09:57] I got water, it's not cold, but you can have some.

[10:10:02] I know if you guys have, like, an age for, like, under 18 or something, go to, what

[10:10:07] What is it called again?

[10:10:08] The Department of Juvenile Justice?

[10:10:09] Yes.

[10:10:10] I think I should be punished for my actions and learn from my mistakes and never to make

[10:10:17] it again.

[10:10:18] Okay.

[10:10:19] Christian however may not get his way.

[10:10:21] While he did spend the night in the juvenile justice department, the following day investigators

[10:10:25] returned to confront him with shocking new evidence.

[10:10:28] Just hours before the search warrant, he was in fact talking to another child,

[10:10:33] despite earlier claiming he had stopped.

[10:10:36] I noticed there was a conversation with a girl yesterday.

[10:10:39] It was like a 406 number on your phone?

[10:10:41] 406 number, um...

[10:10:43] I was, but I don't remember who it was, sir.

[10:10:46] Would you have continued talking with her today, you think?

[10:10:48] No, I might not.

[10:10:50] What made you stop talking with her?

[10:10:52] Um, just...

[10:10:54] I was interested in someone, so...

[10:10:55] Make sure she wasn't showing her face?

[10:10:57] Yeah, I believe so.

[10:11:00] Okay.

[10:11:01] Um...

[10:11:02] Do you know how old she was?

[10:11:05] I'm like, I believe, 14 or 15.

[10:11:08] I do want to say something.

[10:11:09] Yeah.

[10:11:10] I know it's on there, but I forgot to tell you that I have two girls on there on Discord.

[10:11:19] And it looks like you have one of them labeled a certain way on your mind.

[10:11:23] Oh, yeah, because she was talking and she wanted to be with me or whatever.

[10:11:31] Christian's Discord profile reads,

[10:11:33] I'm married by someone who I care about and love the most.

[10:11:36] She's very special to me and I'm happy to have her in my life.

[10:11:40] According to the police report his phone had no contacts or messages retained beyond immediate family

[10:11:45] and the children he was currently trying to exploit.

[10:11:48] When did you start talking to her?

[10:11:50] What is wrong with you, bro?

[10:11:52] Yes, yeah, yesterday.

[10:11:54] Yesterday.

[10:11:55] Oh, just yesterday.

[10:11:58] Why say you're married?

[10:12:01] Because she put hers as I'm having this morning.

[10:12:03] Good.

[10:12:05] Where did you meet her?

[10:12:06] Was it on discord?

[10:12:07] Roblox Roblox.

[10:12:09] Oh my God.

[10:12:10] There's a fucking pedifier.

[10:12:11] She's a fucking loser, bro.

[10:12:13] Like, oh my God, I did this shit.

[10:12:14] This triggers me so much.

[10:12:16] Where's your fucking loser, bro?

[10:12:18] And then what about the other girl?

[10:12:20] I mean her.

[10:12:22] The other girl that's on there.

[10:12:24] Same thing.

[10:12:25] Okay.

[10:12:26] How old is she?

[10:12:28] Same.

[10:12:28] The same age.

[10:12:29] How old did they think you are?

[10:12:31] I told him all of a sudden, Pete.

[10:12:33] Okay.

[10:12:34] I told both of them.

[10:12:35] Okay.

[10:12:36] Did you send pictures of yourselves?

[10:12:38] To show my identity.

[10:12:40] I'm like, pulling him, yeah.

[10:12:41] Did they send pictures of themselves?

[10:12:42] Yes, sir.

[10:12:43] Are they close pictures?

[10:12:45] No, just like face pictures.

[10:12:47] Okay.

[10:12:48] But I don't know.

[10:12:49] No, she sent me an outfit picture, so whatever.

[10:12:52] Did you guys talk about, I mean, anything?

[10:12:55] I asked for, like,

[10:13:00] like um like um like content like that but not like um videos well ask for a little bit of videos

[10:13:06] even like talks like a pedophile bro even talks like a fucking pedophile

[10:13:11] pictures and she said she wanna come to that certain past relationship and i

[10:13:15] respected that when asked once more about the number of victims it becomes immediately clear

[10:13:20] that the number of children christian was able to reach and exploit is far beyond what anyone

[10:13:25] one could have imagined.

[10:13:27] How many, like a day of these people would you talk to?

[10:13:30] Because seeing that you have the two on the discord

[10:13:32] and you have the one just from yesterday,

[10:13:35] and then there's a lot in the deletes,

[10:13:37] but it looks like it's quite a few.

[10:13:42] I mean, how often were you having these conversations?

[10:13:51] Probably by like four to five.

[10:13:54] Oh my God.

[10:13:57] Okay, four or five almost every day for the past year.

[10:14:00] Um, almost.

[10:14:02] Oh my God!

[10:14:04] So probably a little bit more than 50 then.

[10:14:07] I really didn't keep count.

[10:14:09] No, probably.

[10:14:10] The investigation uncovered conversations with children in 20 different states and multiple countries,

[10:14:15] and while attempts were made to reach potential victims, some couldn't be contacted.

[10:14:20] On April 28, 2025, 17-year-old Christian Edward Scribben was formally charged as an adult.

[10:14:26] He was later booked into the Marion County Jail where he remains held without bond.

[10:14:30] He entered a plea of not guilty.

[10:14:32] The case is ongoing with a pretrial conference scheduled for September 9, 2025.

[10:14:38] If you'd like to see select new videos early and help us keep uncovering-

[10:14:42] Whoa.

[10:14:45] Wow.

[10:14:46] Please not guilty?

[10:14:47] Classic.

[10:14:48] not guilty classic

[10:14:51] Kaden it was good bro, I love you

[10:14:53] classic

[10:14:55] very classic bro, very very classic

[10:14:58] very classic bro, very very classic, what's X doing?

[10:15:04] I mean actually you couldn't get that, it's just what you wear

[10:15:07] Murmuron's head?

[10:15:10] I'm actually wearing the one with the head, a singular with the head

[10:15:14] nobody had it, it's just so weird

[10:15:16] Wow, looking very handsome today, now welcome me to the jungle please.

[10:15:46] you

[10:16:16] you

[10:16:46] you

[10:17:16] you

[10:17:46] you

[10:18:16] get into the league and queue up bro I think I'm genuinely so we could do a

[10:18:38] a more low key call Hamza for one more where's Hamza

[10:18:56] Where's Hamza in his game?

[10:18:59] It's almost done, but I mean, he still has...

[10:19:02] You are playing good for level 30, don't be sad big nose Irvine, also when are you inviting

[10:19:29] us to jump in there.

[10:19:31] It's just so blinded by pro play.

[10:19:45] You and your pro playing

[10:20:15] That should be, that should be uh, that should be, should be uh, yo bro what up man, yo

[10:20:41] uh why why is my coach losing games

[10:20:46] w rage big boy w rage big i just bro you have 4.3cs a minute i know yo

[10:20:53] shitty ass not talking well i need you you have 4.3cs a minute you is hot

[10:21:03] i mean you know how bad that is that's bad that's bad it can't be that bad no no no no

[10:21:08] that's bad that's really bad you can't speak brother brother you need to be

[10:21:18] getting 10 CS a minute as an average player anyone can get 10 CS a minute if

[10:21:23] you can't get 10 CS a minute you're a fuck up

[10:21:27] I know 100% they did, these fucking pussies, they did.

[10:21:51] If you understood what happened last game, oof.

[10:21:55] Tal Hamza, the doctor Zanad owns him.

[10:22:02] What?

[10:22:03] The DR Zanib?

[10:22:04] I don't know what that means.

[10:22:06] Not what you said.

[10:22:07] Yeah, no idea.

[10:22:10] They banned me on again!

[10:22:12] Bro, can you hide your scream men so they don't snipe you?

[10:22:16] Like what do you expect?

[10:22:18] trade trade trade with the ADC trade ADC trade ADC your bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom

[10:22:24] read off

[10:22:28] Thank God

[10:22:31] Now trade your support

[10:22:37] So I'm on edge, but I'm gonna go so I'm not really tilted. Well, I'm not at me. I'm sorry pookie. Well, I'm sorry

[10:22:44] I'm gonna take it out. I'm sorry

[10:22:46] I'm sorry. I'm sorry pookie

[10:22:51] I'm taking on my anger on you. Sorry like bro. If you see what I play with ooh

[10:22:55] It's like imagine you got a crackhead from 7-eleven and the enemy team is tense and you just saw the crackhead here

[10:23:01] He is the mouse keyboard play

[10:23:03] That's what happened last game. It's unfair

[10:23:07] Bro, why am I getting snuck in this dog shit game?

[10:23:10] What?

[10:23:12] Where's Maddy?

[10:23:14] Maddy?

[10:23:15] Ooh, she said you played his game too?

[10:23:18] Ha ha ha!

[10:23:21] I am not in this long.

[10:23:25] I'm going for a challenger.

[10:23:27] No, no, no, she's not going to be your psychopathic.

[10:23:30] She won't be your schizophrenic.

[10:23:32] What?

[10:23:33] Collie.

[10:23:34] What are you doing?

[10:23:35] I need to walk him.

[10:23:36] I'll be right back.

[10:23:40] I'm going to come back.

[10:23:47] Oh.

[10:23:50] Man.

[10:23:55] Man

[10:24:05] Bing Bong Ding Bong

[10:24:14] I just lost to a bronze last game do you think I can even fucking get child do you

[10:24:34] I could even get child

[10:24:46] Well, I could get it in not four years though, I'm gonna get it

[10:25:04] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[10:25:09] Taking the Oats shouldn't be a death sentence.

[10:25:15] Minions have spawned.

[10:25:29] Who's Aurora?

[10:25:31] What do you know? I love you. I love you. I love you, bro

[10:25:35] You make me happy. I swear to God

[10:25:37] All right. No, no, no, no, no, what the fuck are you doing, bro? Okay. I got that too. I mean

[10:25:43] No, because you landed it but like you stay in your lane. Don't don't go for shit like that

[10:25:47] Okay, remember this the bunny girl you remember her right? I forgot

[10:25:51] Yeah, a lot of you're doing with the CS thing, but we're gonna put you in a practice too after this

[10:25:57] What's up

[10:26:01] Yo turn off the music, lock the fuck in.

[10:26:04] I'm gonna have it on.

[10:26:05] I'm gonna have that 80 HDs like...

[10:26:07] Okay listen, try to look for...

[10:26:09] She throws her, she throws like a...

[10:26:12] A mage thing like a spear.

[10:26:14] Yeah you see that? That's her Q.

[10:26:16] She throws it.

[10:26:17] Yeah you baited her.

[10:26:18] That was very well played, okay?

[10:26:19] That's her W, okay?

[10:26:21] So she throws her spear with a Q

[10:26:24] and she can channel it back.

[10:26:26] You see on that minion house of circle?

[10:26:28] That means they hit it.

[10:26:30] Take it

[10:26:31] You may go forward. Oh, it's a late. Oh

[10:26:35] You should she right there you walk forward get the passive and then you could kill her

[10:26:39] Because you landed it you saw that damage by the way. Yeah, I was insane

[10:26:45] Okay, you see you have two procs on you see that circle and you see on the buffs it shows to

[10:26:52] Yeah

[10:26:53] right now it's on it

[10:26:55] Stay away from that minion. I can't freeze you can't please too big too big too big you can't freeze that

[10:26:59] It's taking too much minions. So right there she doesn't allow you to freeze. That's why she kept hitting you there

[10:27:07] Get level three

[10:27:10] Elias free bro

[10:27:18] Oh, I this character I fucking hate this character. Oh my god, it's this character

[10:27:24] Yeah, the bunny the one that hip hop it is

[10:27:26] Yes bro, it's literally the biggest counter to account bro.

[10:27:30] No no no no no no no no no no no it's not no it's not no it's not it's not you actually killed a level 6 okay?

[10:27:36] Listen, I need you to look at her mana, 83 mana she can probably use one more ability and that's it that's it now she's oomph

[10:27:42] It's out of mana you can walk up and just use your ability on her and that's it okay?

[10:27:45] Actually no use your Q that's it that's it that was a perfect Q you see I did it at the edge of the gate of the pass instantly?

[10:27:51] Do it again.

[10:27:53] Yeah, one proc on you. Very good. Okay, she just...

[10:27:57] She used her... She got her Passive on you, by the way.

[10:28:00] Her Passive is, if she hits you three times,

[10:28:03] she... it does an explosion.

[10:28:05] So, if her Q hits you, that means you're gonna crawl up back

[10:28:09] and it does... and it gives you two procs now.

[10:28:11] And if she autos you after Qing you,

[10:28:13] that means she gets her explosion. It does a big damage.

[10:28:16] Try not to get auto. Try not to get hit by them, okay?

[10:28:19] Shut up, shut up, she's keeping, shut up fast.

[10:28:21] QW and Q again.

[10:28:23] I

[10:28:28] Said

[10:28:32] All the back impress me

[10:28:37] Okay, I'm not troll you after this game. We're going to practice tool and you're gonna fuck you're gonna learn how to farm

[10:28:41] It's getting really bad. Okay

[10:28:43] Refill it's not serious. You can't

[10:28:46] Know no, no, no, you're gonna do it on a hard champion

[10:28:51] You're gonna do it on Soraka

[10:28:53] You don't know what that champion is.

[10:28:56] This Soraka has one of the slowest auto attacks in the game.

[10:29:01] But what it's going to teach you is the roots of CS.

[10:29:05] Okay?

[10:29:06] If you know how to CS, you'll know how to win.

[10:29:10] Yep, you see how you use your W and you can go invisible?

[10:29:15] Get in range of her while you're trying to sneak up on her.

[10:29:19] Now you're going to have to wait for your W again.

[10:29:21] They're gonna play Soraka 10 CS in a minute.

[10:29:24] Cause I'm tired, look 15 CS I have 440.

[10:29:26] I shorted out of your homeless.

[10:29:29] Last year.

[10:29:31] I should have like 30.

[10:29:38] Good, good last year.

[10:29:43] The Graves is there, careful, you can't.

[10:29:46] Where are you going?

[10:29:50] You can dash over the wall.

[10:29:51] dash over that wall you see I was waiting to go over all the time oh thank god I did not know that

[10:29:57] yep so one of his abilities is a dash over the wall I don't know if he's in but just just know he can

[10:30:02] dash good he's doing his placement he's only one for placements right now but the good thing is

[10:30:12] his team is going to shove this I think they're that your lane is roaming shove

[10:30:15] What did I tell you about wave clearing?

[10:30:19] I know, I know, I know.

[10:30:23] Back out, you wasted time, spend your gold. You shoved it fast enough so then you should use your gold, right?

[10:30:27] Remember what I'm telling you, you gotta process these things.

[10:30:31] Now it's too late for the minions already there. Stop it, no.

[10:30:35] Too late. She's not here though.

[10:30:39] She's not here, now you can shove it. Okay, she went back, shut wave clear. Nice.

[10:30:43] You can get that plate E and then run back.

[10:30:53] That's enough.

[10:30:54] That's enough.

[10:30:55] E, E, E.

[10:30:56] No!

[10:30:57] Wrong way!

[10:30:58] Oh my god I know.

[10:30:59] I remember.

[10:31:00] I remember.

[10:31:01] I remember.

[10:31:02] Go in a bush and let them in.

[10:31:04] Go B.

[10:31:05] Go B.

[10:31:06] He's from your goal.

[10:31:07] You can't fight him.

[10:31:08] You're dumb.

[10:31:09] You're dumb.

[10:31:10] I don't know why I shouldn't fight that.

[10:31:12] That's not your fault. Use your pot.

[10:31:16] Moods, I got cool last night, but your stream made me happy.

[10:31:22] Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. So when the wave is about, you never want to lose your

[10:31:27] waves if you can get your wave, okay? Fuck, no.

[10:31:32] It's never been this bad before.

[10:31:36] To be honest, bro, your CSing has always been like,

[10:31:40] No matter what in the tournament you have like decent CS. Okay wait for it. She's bot lane wait for it wait for it

[10:31:52] No, no, no, you can't you can't I say that's it. I say there's no place. There's no crystals. Remember. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

[10:31:58] Okay, I think

[10:32:02] No, no, no, you can't you buy some calling

[10:32:05] You have too much gold now you really need to go back okay go go back to lane go back to lane run

[10:32:12] You're lucky she didn't go back to lane faster normally she wouldn't have let you reset so right now it's just have 70 CS

[10:32:18] No, you can have like 60 CS right now, but then again you're playing in low-emote like you say how your ADC is 56

[10:32:24] Yeah, I have like 65 because mid laner minions come faster than bot lane in top lane

[10:32:29] You see how mid lane how your minions come to lane faster

[10:32:32] Very good. Take it.

[10:32:34] Wait.

[10:32:35] Oh!

[10:32:38] That's not a bad trade.

[10:32:41] Not a bad trade.

[10:32:42] Really?

[10:32:43] Yeah. I mean, look at HP.

[10:32:45] Now let it come closer to you and then you can ult her and E her.

[10:32:47] You kill her.

[10:32:48] You're a combo.

[10:32:49] You remember the combo that I taught you?

[10:32:50] Yeah.

[10:32:53] She has a hop. Remember?

[10:32:54] Try to bait her in.

[10:32:56] Do the freeze, right?

[10:33:02] Shadows do not equal evil, jeez.

[10:33:07] Go in, go in now.

[10:33:12] We want you.

[10:33:17] Knight.

[10:33:18] Oh.

[10:33:19] I will fall.

[10:33:20] I will.

[10:33:21] I will.

[10:33:22] I will.

[10:33:23] Killing.

[10:33:24] I missed my E, bro.

[10:33:26] Fuck!

[10:33:27] I missed my fucking E.

[10:33:29] Fucking E

[10:33:31] What do I think if you showed that play to anybody that thinks you're a legit kadeem?

[10:33:34] I'm not even trolling, you could not have played that any worse

[10:33:36] I swear to god

[10:33:38] But I'm not used to that quality anymore bro, I'm on a yo now

[10:33:42] Well get to the business bro, cause eventually you need to know what every champion does

[10:33:46] That was probably the worst shit I've ever seen you ever did

[10:33:49] Since I started coaching you, I'm not even trolling

[10:33:51] Plus E

[10:33:52] Plus E

[10:33:54] There you go, get in the handle saving time, brother

[10:33:58] Don't flame him Jack don't flame I know don't flame him stop

[10:34:03] You just did a modeling right now. I'm not enjoying that was really a modeling

[10:34:09] Let's move the stink no he's actually good on your name, but like what's this work? Oh nice

[10:34:16] Very good trade. What do you call that mood up? It's a good trade. It's a short trade

[10:34:21] boom

[10:34:23] Remember these keywords that I'm teaching you short trade reset

[10:34:28] crashing

[10:34:30] Center Center all in

[10:34:34] She actually pulled that pull that minion like she pulled our cue right

[10:34:37] So she throws it once and then she could pull it again. Now. Okay. Wait, you see that circle right near the minions

[10:34:42] You see I can pull it back. It's like she she throws it and she then she takes your soul

[10:34:47] And then that that that big expose the economy ha that's our W

[10:34:51] So that gets the whole problem, but it's a bursting, it's like a burst damage.

[10:34:58] Up your jungler, up your jungler.

[10:35:02] Okay now they're not chasing.

[10:35:05] Rampage.

[10:35:07] Easy to see some farm, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[10:35:10] I think your biggest issue right now, uh, Mura, is farming.

[10:35:14] Well you know something, you said, oh, oh, oh.

[10:35:17] Run, run, no, W out.

[10:35:19] You can

[10:35:29] Very good very good a little bit sloppy, but still

[10:35:40] Was that all stop up in London

[10:35:49] Right there was a bomb pretty much

[10:35:52] You know, he just he has like a bullet and it's like an explosion

[10:35:56] It's very very long range that character. Yes, too. He's like a shotgun. That was like a bombing throughout you, okay?

[10:36:04] Because that's all that was his ultimate. Yes

[10:36:09] Like remember you see League of Legends all about memory

[10:36:14] If you know what that ability does what do you think you do EW?

[10:36:19] You e and you dodge it and you will press W to get more movement speed the dodging it sense

[10:36:24] Yes, so league is not all about just like clicking and stuff like that. It's it's about

[10:36:30] knowing the knower here

[10:36:33] Take it

[10:36:34] short trade

[10:36:36] Perfect perfect mood. I am yeah. Yeah

[10:36:40] Short no no no keep away brother keep it lasted

[10:36:44] I said I said I said

[10:36:49] She has that soul on the minion. Careful she's gonna pull it. Okay. Never cuz remember when she pulls it back

[10:36:54] She can't anything in that range. Okay. Yes

[10:36:59] Freeze that

[10:37:04] Brother get the minion get them all

[10:37:09] To be honest there roar also sucks with CS and so you found your mat and I actually put in your elo by the way

[10:37:16] No

[10:37:17] No, no, no, no, no, I seen you illa now on a rocket you have the since you

[10:37:24] What's mood is shampoo at the moment he plays yoni and a colleague

[10:37:31] He sees a minion that's about to die to third. You know, let him die

[10:37:40] Never come from below you chef

[10:37:45] Or out or out

[10:37:47] to be honest I was pretty difficult to get out of but you could have arred the other way

[10:37:53] by like going to the other side of her you know what do you mean I'll teach you how to

[10:37:58] do this okay we don't have this bro are you dead ass yes yes I'm gonna fuck a 12 hour

[10:38:04] stream almost I'm getting the fuck off it's my birthday in 30 minutes oh my son again

[10:38:12] Birthday sex

[10:38:14] Birthday sex

[10:38:16] Birthday sex

[10:38:18] You getting that? You got some lineup?

[10:38:20] I wish

[10:38:22] I wish

[10:38:24] Nothing

[10:38:26] No, nothing to pin, bro

[10:38:30] I'm dry tonight, bro

[10:38:32] I'm dry tonight, bro

[10:38:38] How many cells get him on his ear? No, we're not doing that

[10:38:42] What do you think you should do with the wave here?

[10:38:44] You know what I think it's bad?

[10:38:46] It's not auto-tysons.

[10:39:00] Don't take that, you need to hurry, careful.

[10:39:02] I don't know what the fuck that is.

[10:39:04] Is that a good dash?

[10:39:06] You see the smoke stream? That's a smoke.

[10:39:08] So that circle thing, if you're in it

[10:39:10] It stops all it stops every interaction that you do for a second. Okay, it's at the building

[10:39:20] And it stops your movement, so you got to re-click it. It's really OP

[10:39:25] That's it that was a W so his E is a is like a dash and it gets he gets one more bullet

[10:39:31] We were heroes his W is a smokescreen, which was that it throws it and his Q is like a

[10:39:36] It's like a T. It's a line of T shotgun. I don't know. It's like a, uh, uh, it's like a good way to explain it in valentine terms.

[10:39:48] So I'm baron. Take it, take it, and ult it.

[10:39:52] Ult him in R. W. W, W, W, W. Short trade.

[10:40:00] the plot plot plot and eat eat take in killer it's a night you have a night

[10:40:10] bitch that's what I'm fucking talking about that's what I'm talking about that

[10:40:16] was perfect that's it even though I didn't even my character that was good

[10:40:21] that was really good you just to be one last the wave now no no no too late

[10:40:26] You're too low go back and then go back. You can cross the way to be honest, but that's like

[10:40:32] No, I want to teach you tempo

[10:40:36] Tempo is basically being back on the map with good advantage

[10:40:40] Okay, you have an advantage by getting your full item. There's no point in that extra the extra gold midnight, right?

[10:40:46] You just bought a full item

[10:40:49] You say you just fully fully bought an item

[10:40:51] Yeah, that's it, huh?

[10:40:53] Just remember, just no point in taking an extra wave if you can come back a lot stronger.

[10:40:58] Okay?

[10:41:03] I need to eat. Careful.

[10:41:04] If she goes forward, then you can take it.

[10:41:06] Oh, lord, bud.

[10:41:08] I said if she goes forward, she went backward.

[10:41:11] That was still good, though, no?

[10:41:13] I mean, it's alright.

[10:41:16] You can still heal. Pop your pot. Pop one.

[10:41:19] Make sure your HEX-X is in the right safe spot.

[10:41:22] With Q.

[10:41:26] Is that gun blind in the safe spot? Is it always on a two or one?

[10:41:30] Okay, just make sure you press it.

[10:41:36] It's not a double light. It's two lights.

[10:41:39] Good freeze.

[10:41:41] What, you know every time you do this?

[10:41:44] I mean that's good. I'm always top.

[10:41:46] Chef.

[10:41:47] You can auto-save your energy to get the other wave.

[10:41:54] Can you get that?

[10:41:55] Keep getting it.

[10:41:56] The top lane is not there yet.

[10:41:57] Yep, the mid lane is not there yet.

[10:41:59] Keep getting it.

[10:42:00] E, E, careful.

[10:42:01] You're gonna take the turret.

[10:42:02] No more minions.

[10:42:03] There you go.

[10:42:04] Keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.

[10:42:06] Keep pushing.

[10:42:07] Keep pushing.

[10:42:08] Each one.

[10:42:09] Three people.

[10:42:10] No, no, no.

[10:42:11] Three people.

[10:42:12] Run.

[10:42:13] No, my E wasn't up yet.

[10:42:14] Now.

[10:42:15] This is all careful

[10:42:23] So did you see that that that light what that ultimate is Lux ultimate

[10:42:30] You know a mage girl right there you see that mage girl with the staff. Yes, bro. She's a that's one of her

[10:42:35] Yeah, that's the thing that hit you. It's a very rare for range. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[10:42:41] It's like, uh, what's that? What's that one character on?

[10:42:44] On Valorant that hits you with that arrow shit. He does like a soba soba soba ultimate

[10:42:50] Yeah, but like one big long one pause. Yo, I

[10:42:55] Need to order some food. What do you guys get?

[10:43:02] Relax now relax

[10:43:07] Whoo, we get some noodles

[10:43:14] You got me.

[10:43:21] Okay, that's ordered.

[10:43:24] Alright.

[10:43:26] Flash this wave and I wanna look- I want you to play for dragon.

[10:43:28] Look at the map, look at the map, look at the map, look at the map.

[10:43:38] Look at them- look, finally! Look, look, look!

[10:43:39] They're all like, ah...

[10:43:41] They're low, they're low, you can kill them, they're all 4, you kill them!

[10:43:43] You kill him and move up!

[10:43:44] You ready, Jay?

[10:43:45] Orr!

[10:43:46] Orr!

[10:43:48] Take it!

[10:43:49] W, you got W, you got W!

[10:43:57] Aww, this fucking bitch.

[10:44:00] Listen!

[10:44:01] Listen!

[10:44:02] Uh...

[10:44:03] It's the fact that you went for it.

[10:44:04] Your mechanics get better over time!

[10:44:06] Yo, one thing I never do in this character is my W.

[10:44:09] I never do my W well.

[10:44:10] It's a lot of clicking and every champion has a lot of clicking. Okay. You get used to it

[10:44:16] Right now. It's all unknown to you. So you got to think about it. Okay over time

[10:44:21] You just become muscle memories like okay. I need a person's any president press that so the more you play the more you get better

[10:44:27] By the way, I can't I can't because I'm teaching you the same thing, but you're not processing it

[10:44:36] Because you're streaming and they're sniping you

[10:44:40] You're good listen you as a streamer you want to get the challenge right yes

[10:44:47] You need to learn how to play around snipers also you're not stream you're not on stream mode right now, so they know it's you

[10:44:56] Okay, good war very good war. I didn't teach you that by the way

[10:44:59] That's good play clear

[10:45:07] Faster move faster don't be slow you can bite bite

[10:45:10] fight

[10:45:16] pop your pot, remember

[10:45:18] that wasn't that bad, okay?

[10:45:20] not bad

[10:45:23] there you go, were you buying a match right there or what?

[10:45:25] no, why?

[10:45:27] okay good

[10:45:28] you can buy it in a second, you can buy it in a line

[10:45:30] yeah

[10:45:35] I'm telling you, I've always been, Yone or Yasuo apparently

[10:45:38] Really? What is the bannery?

[10:45:43] The oans really that high?

[10:45:47] Why do they ban my oans bro?

[10:45:50] Wait the bannery is 11% what the fuck is that good or bad?

[10:45:54] That's pretty high. Really?

[10:45:56] Yeah that's actually pretty high I did not know that.

[10:45:59] How broken is the colleague? She's really broken. She's pretty easy to play as well.

[10:46:16] Hit the cannon.

[10:46:17] Fuck me.

[10:46:18] Buddha, cannons are worth more than two of your minions.

[10:46:24] There you go. Good job taking the turret here.

[10:46:26] Why are you taking the turret by the way?

[10:46:28] then just they're playing pressure

[10:46:30] Yes, you're playing pressure. Why you guys not have to worry about this

[10:46:36] Yes, but mainly because your laner is not there and nobody's dead to defend it, right?

[10:46:43] Don't take that

[10:46:46] And you could have killed him there, but I press are you gonna kill me there?

[10:46:49] I don't want to teach you just to take it under the turrets

[10:46:52] All the heads come to

[10:46:54] You could have had second ulted him. Yes, but that's a little bit of me say say say say say

[10:46:59] You had the wave that's got a full item

[10:47:02] Press B. I see I see I see I see I see

[10:47:07] See you're taking that wave you would have gotten the item

[10:47:13] He doesn't play a collar like that he plays multi yone

[10:47:20] Hey, what's up in the mouth now, you know

[10:47:24] Okay, what's coming up soon?

[10:47:26] Dragon.

[10:47:27] Okay, good.

[10:47:29] So what should you do?

[10:47:30] At the one minute mark we go signal dragon.

[10:47:34] Yes.

[10:47:35] Okay, right now, what should you do now?

[10:47:37] You should go back.

[10:47:38] Go back.

[10:47:39] Go back.

[10:47:40] Press B.

[10:47:41] You want to buy that full item.

[10:47:42] Yeah, but how many is that item?

[10:47:43] I don't have that much.

[10:47:44] You can always stay in base if it's a full item.

[10:47:48] If it's less than 50 gold, okay?

[10:47:50] If it's less than, it's always 30 and lower, but if you really, really

[10:47:53] have a item that's that important like that stay in base 50 gold but what you

[10:47:57] could do is you can sell your pot you know you're ready to get it so no point

[10:48:01] selling it sense true the way she walks and sort of fuck whatever that is

[10:48:07] was that it's a bunny careful now it is under age so one black

[10:48:15] Okay, now I was just showing like that BC out of shit. No, no

[10:48:22] Old motherfuckers

[10:48:24] All bull there's two there. Okay, press that

[10:48:31] Look how strong you are

[10:48:34] Look at you two and two and a half, but they're also to that the greats is really strong

[10:48:38] But remember you're a colleague you can legit to be one though. You're really strong. Now. So now it's to be three people

[10:48:45] Huh your ultimate are if you lend your R e one of them dies, and you run out you're an assassin

[10:48:51] You can make it into one-to-one

[10:48:54] Boom take it oh

[10:48:59] My god, that was sexy. That was good. That was good. I'll go back go back right in

[10:49:05] Take it now

[10:49:09] Sexy sexy gal sexy gal

[10:49:12] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[10:49:14] Go back, go back.

[10:49:15] Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.

[10:49:17] Baron, Baron, Baron.

[10:49:18] So they're all dead.

[10:49:19] You can go Baron, Baron.

[10:49:20] That was good, by the way.

[10:49:21] That was really good.

[10:49:22] Yeah, you played that mechanically alright.

[10:49:24] They have five.

[10:49:25] You just won your first game.

[10:49:26] Jeez.

[10:49:27] Very good, dude.

[10:49:28] Very good.

[10:49:29] Very good.

[10:49:30] You just won your first game.

[10:49:31] Okay, let's see how much LP you just got.

[10:49:32] All right, let's see.

[10:49:33] Gold, give me gold.

[10:49:34] Give me that gold.

[10:49:35] Wait, look at your red card.

[10:49:36] All right, let's see.

[10:49:37] Gold, give me gold!

[10:49:39] Give me that gold!

[10:49:41] Wait, look at your rank, you didn't see it.

[10:49:43] What, I'm gold probably.

[10:49:45] No, you have five placement games.

[10:49:47] It shows you a rank you are currently.

[10:49:48] That's just what I'm ranking by right now.

[10:49:49] Click your profile, click your profile.

[10:49:52] Gold, silver.

[10:49:53] It says Iron One, dickhead.

[10:49:55] Hover over it.

[10:49:56] This is 2,100.

[10:49:56] How much points?

[10:49:58] 2,110 points.

[10:50:00] What the fuck are you saying 2,100?

[10:50:01] That's points.

[10:50:02] No, like the bottom left.

[10:50:06] iron one you got 34 LP for that oh no what does that mean bro oh no this is

[10:50:15] really bad you really fucked MMR by losing that first game bro there's no

[10:50:22] way no no no you're supposed to get 60 but they gave you 30

[10:50:26] Are you playing on the wa-

[10:50:27] NANANANANANO!

[10:50:31] Please don't tell me something.

[10:50:32] Awww, man, you're gonna get snagged again.

[10:50:34] I said, Allah.

[10:50:35] Yes, bro! Like, listen.

[10:50:37] Did I saved you up?

[10:50:39] Did I saved you up?

[10:50:40] No, you didn't.

[10:50:41] So why the fuck are you doing that?

[10:50:43] I'm sorry.

[10:50:46] Bro, I said we're gonna go practicing.

[10:50:47] My character measures already.

[10:50:49] And you're not even on screen mode.

[10:50:50] They're gonna snipe you again.

[10:50:51] You're not even hiding your chips, like...

[10:50:53] Hello?

[10:50:54] I know, I know.

[10:50:56] Did I just lose the game?

[10:51:02] No, but you're basically like stonewalling yourself.

[10:51:06] Why, you're just creeping yourself.

[10:51:08] Really, like Cali and Yolenban.

[10:51:10] Okay, nice.

[10:51:11] It's like you're good.

[10:51:13] Okay, nice.

[10:51:14] Nice, nice.

[10:51:15] Dr. Armando.

[10:51:17] Dr. Armando.

[10:51:19] Lost his first game genius he was iron 270 LP. I'm pretty sure he was iron one. Was he not?

[10:51:31] Was he not iron one I was iron one yeah you are one he gained 34 LP. Yeah, it's horrible. No it is that is bad

[10:51:40] He's up there

[10:51:48] Purchase was getting like 6 ELP per win pretty sure no way

[10:51:53] By the way, you know you're higher ranked than Jixi right now, so that's good

[10:51:58] He's iron he's iron to you don't valorous is very similar

[10:52:05] Try to train you see

[10:52:10] Remember when you put, okay, no, no, no, no, no.

[10:52:15] It's too late.

[10:52:16] You already locked in your champion, okay?

[10:52:18] Your ruins.

[10:52:20] I already have a ruins.

[10:52:21] They're drawn, they're drawn back.

[10:52:24] Okay, you have good ruins, okay.

[10:52:27] This is fine.

[10:52:29] Now, you're against an Orianna.

[10:52:32] She has a ball, okay?

[10:52:35] She's a control mage.

[10:52:37] Pretty sure it's Orianna mage.

[10:52:38] Shotco no

[10:52:40] Shaco, yes, I'm over Orianna. I'm over her to your abilities. She had ball. Yeah

[10:52:48] You see that W thousand W her exploded W with her ball

[10:52:53] She can shield her teammates or shield herself, okay

[10:52:57] Ultimate like a big explosion that pulls you in

[10:52:59] That is such a really good feature by Ryan W Ryan

[10:53:03] W Ryan, I don't even know Ryan has that by the way

[10:53:06] You're not getting that 50 gifted by them. No, no, no, I see one of us actually really good by right

[10:53:12] I'm starting out. I don't even care about the

[10:53:13] Oh

[10:53:14] No, Jack, can I get a 50 gifted? He thinks I care about right gives me 50 songs.

[10:53:18] Something much bigger much is watching. Jack, can I get a 50 gifted please?

[10:53:25] You gotta wait out the delay, you know, there's no way that's gonna happen.

[10:53:29] Yeah, he doesn't believe that we got it like that.

[10:53:33] Okay, go see plate.

[10:53:35] Yep.

[10:53:36] Yep.

[10:53:37] Okay.

[10:53:38] Now she can throw her ball and it's going to always stay there and she can throw it back

[10:53:40] in another direction.

[10:53:41] Okay.

[10:53:42] So you know how they all all work, right?

[10:53:44] What is her W?

[10:53:45] W is the robot.

[10:53:46] I don't know.

[10:53:47] Fucking you just saw what it just did.

[10:53:48] It's an explosion.

[10:53:49] It's an orb explosion.

[10:53:50] The E is the robot.

[10:53:51] And they're all it's all a ball.

[10:53:52] A ball.

[10:53:53] guys that is the robot and they're all it's all a ball a ball something

[10:53:59] you're familiar with balls

[10:54:02] yo thanks for getting to serve uh gee thank you appreciate that

[10:54:06] thank you bro okay what I want you to do is I want you to Q3 trade like oh

[10:54:13] that's bad all their money oops okay so that that's a Q

[10:54:18] fuck that's a remake slash remake slash remake slash remake type slash remake

[10:54:53] Okay, give me five minutes

[10:54:55] Five minutes

[10:54:57] No, it's not a one-time out my limit bro

[10:54:59] Nothing I do no longer gets in my memory anymore

[10:55:01] That's why I'm saying like

[10:55:03] Okay, fine, no, okay, fine

[10:55:05] You try to tell me bro, it won't download

[10:55:07] Because I'm not my like gigabytes

[10:55:09] Oh my god, Jinjin, thanks for the 10 get there

[10:55:11] Holy shit

[10:55:13] Okay, well listen, happy birthday

[10:55:15] Thanks you bro

[10:55:17] Insha'Allah, it goes well, have a good day

[10:55:19] Thank you bro, appreciate you bro

[10:55:21] Um, we back tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Before you play, we need to go to practice to remind me. All right. I got you. Yes. All right. So now brother. Yeah, enjoy your day. Thank you. I love you too, bro.

[10:55:35] I'm gonna be 22 and 20 minutes though be there for tomorrow's birthday

[10:55:57] okay be there for tomorrow's birthday and also be there for the day after for

[10:56:04] Iceman alright chat I love y'all so much man take care have an amazing night

[10:56:10] sleep well thank y'all for tuning into my stream bro I don't know if I'm getting

[10:56:16] viewbot it or not but yeah I don't know 12,935 viewers is that even like real

[10:56:27] Imagine one day chat.

[10:56:36] Imagine one day we can actually see this and it's real regardless it will happen one day

[10:56:44] on my soul it will happen one day and on everyone's life in this chat it will happen

[10:56:49] one day but until then let's enjoy the moment bro while looking to the future you

[10:56:54] I enjoy all my viewers now, bro.

[10:56:56] All right, I enjoy all my viewers now, bro.

[10:56:59] I don't need to have 10K right now, bro.

[10:57:01] When the time comes, the time comes.

[10:57:03] You know what I'm saying?

[10:57:05] Anyway, bro, I love y'all.

[10:57:06] I appreciate every single one of you guys,

[10:57:08] every single one of you guys.

[10:57:09] Fiona, Madison, Loki, I love you guys so much.

[10:57:11] God bless all of you, bro.

[10:57:12] Take care of yourself.

[10:57:13] Make sure you drink some water,

[10:57:15] make sure you eat some food,

[10:57:16] make sure you're always healthy, bro.

[10:57:18] I'm gonna go look for some houses,

[10:57:19] maybe take a shower, brush my teeth

[10:57:21] and get my ass in bed, but you know what I'm saying?

[10:57:27] I can't wait to go live tomorrow

[10:57:28] and have like two to 3,000 viewers and not be viewbought.

[10:57:51] you

[10:58:21] you