mooda
๐ ITS MY BIRTHDAY I TURNED 22 ๐ REACTS -> 8 BRONZES VS 2 RADIANTS -> SOLO TO RADIANT -> ROAD TO CHALLENGER ๐
05-13-2026 ยท 4h 04m
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I'm 22!
I'm 22 man!
Oh
Oh my god, no man
I did some fun, it's my birthday!
No man, bro, it's your 50th song, bro.
Now shake some ass.
Now can I get my badge back for my birthday?
You can get your badge, bro.
Well, please, stop weak-beating!
5 for 5 muslim girl with the tier 1 gift itself.
Damn bro.
Damn it's for real my birthday.
Really?
It's my birthday bro.
22 years old man.
Ghost with the 10 months.
I love you so much, God bless you, bro.
Damn, it's for real my birthday?
Goes 20-10 months, I love you so much.
Today is my birthday, tomorrow at midnight, Iceman drops.
I'm in the peak of my career.
I got the best community on switz that I would die for bro!
Life is good bro, life is good man, life is good.
Life is good bro, life is good.
Hey, it's my 4th date and I'm still at this bitch's dreamy!
Listen bro, I love y'all bro.
I love y'all.
It's genuinely his life bro.
This is genuinely life!
This is genuinely life, bro!
This is genuinely life!
Now!
Couple of honorable mentions real quick, alright?
Type 1, if it's fuck, ghost.
Type 2, if it's fuck, Sophie.
Type 3, if it's fuck, 3EID.
Type 4, if it's fuck, Ransom.
Type 5, if it's fuck, Famous.
Type 6 in the chat if it's fuck snowman, and fuck his 50 ass shitty ass gifted subs
Alright, type 7 in the chat if it's fuck sugi, type 8 in the chat if it's fuck frank, type 8 in the chat if it's fuck
I can't change it. Fuck popcorn, 9 in the chat if it's fuck your ex, and 10 in the chat if it's fuck muda
But I probably will hold us and if my tears hold bad you then I will drop
Also, I didn't want to be like this bro, but honestly Tech I love in the chat if it's
Kesemmo to bikini bori and 12 in the chat if it's Kesemmo to varsity gaming
The puddle, I stay away from niggas that could lead me in some trouble
And I'ma keep it honest, I'm so tired of being subtle it's just me 40 oh and me expanding in the puddle
And no, I'm part of my emotions and the oh
What are we gonna do today, bro?
Listen, I have a good segment.
I have a good segment.
All right, let me know if this is good or not chat for my birthday every single person in the chat
Gifts 100 subs yes or no, bro. W's
It's my birthday Sam
Sam it's my birthday
Sam I'm 22 now, man
Sam I'm 22 now, man
Sam, it's my birthday.
It's my birthday, bro.
Yo, shah, shi, thank you for the tier one gifted sub, bro.
I appreciate you, bro.
Thanks so much for the tier one sub, bro.
God bless you, shah, shi, shi.
I love you, bro.
God bless you.
Yo, oh my God, 22 years old, bro.
Listen, chat, type one of me and Sam
should do a segment today.
Sam, let's do a segment today, bro. Please help me.
I need to have someone for my segment today.
Me and you, verse 8, bronze this Sam. Come on.
Ace kid with the fucking 10!
Ace kid with the 10 gifted subs, bro.
Oh my god. Every day is gonna be my birthday.
I'm gonna say my birthday is every day from now on.
The fuck? Y'all never get this personal.
Happy birthday, Moo.
Did you to many more streams to come.
Connor, I love you, bro. God bless you, bro.
Happy birthday, you dirty Jew, I hope you have a name!
I'M NOT JUEZ!
My gift to you in loads of TTS messages.
Not bro, I am not...
I'm not a Jew bro, I'm Lebanese bro.
Chat, where's Sam bro? Is he alive?
Hey Siri, FaceTime's Sam.
Oh, he FaceTime's here.
Is Sam alive? Are you alive still?
Are you live?
Yeah, I'm fucked up.
Oh my god.
Tomorrow, can we do a segment?
Tomorrow, watch party Dave, brother.
Aw.
What time?
Like five?
Yeah, bro, I'm not talking at five.
Let's do something in the morning.
Happy birthday to you, brother.
Bro, I'm not that chopped, bro, stop.
For my birthday, bro, come on, for my birthday.
I can't fall a birthday card, your job.
Bro, for my birthday, let's do a segment tomorrow.
For my birthday, me and you versus eight bronzes.
For my birthday, it'll take like 10, 15 minutes.
It's gonna be good.
Is guilt-tripping, you know?
For my birthday.
El Muda.
For my birthday.
Ah, yeah, actually, weird.
Why don't you guilt-trip the birthday?
Bro, it's my birthday, Sam.
I wanted to call you and be like,
yo, like, happy birthday and shit, but not.
If you're gonna guilt-trip me, it's fine.
What the fuck are you drinking?
I
Sparkling water
It's water, it's water
Stop dog the question
I will fuck you. I love you. Thank you, bro. Thank you so much for everything, bro. I love you
Why does no one one of these segments in a vowel, bro? Oh
My god wait Frank get the 10 get the subs
Leica with these vibes gifted. I love you so much. God bless you Frank with the 10 gifted
So I love you so much real why y'all being weird
Jason!
Yo, Jason, it do feel nice being 22.
Jason, it feels good being 22, twin.
Jason, bro, I love you, bro.
Thank you, bro.
Jason, I'm not going to lie, bro.
I thank you for inviting me to your birthday party, bro.
It was really fun, bro.
I don't party.
My chat knows I never leave the house, bro.
I'm a homebody, bro.
I stream and go to the gym.
Bro, I stream and go to the gym and then repeat bro. So it was nice to you know tonight
You know till I see some people both see some faces and y'all we're both 22 now Jason
We're still very young though, bro more life to both of us bro more like the both of us Jason
Did you like that cologne that I got you be honest did you even spray it bro?
Jason, thanks for 100 gifted bro. I love you bro. God bless you. Thank you, bro
chat 22 man
20 fucking two though you look 30
Yo, what do you mean, bro? I am yo yo, what are you talking about? I do not look 30 bro. I am I am I
Check what actually looked my age
What actually looked my age be honest bro, what does everyone say I'm like 45 years old
You look like you're 34 you look like you're 60
You look 30 and you're balding bro
Yo, can y'all stop being weird, bro?
Like actually, do I actually not look like I'm 22, bro?
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do anything.
I should look 22.
I should look 19.
Muda, how are you balding at 22?
I'm not balding.
Where do you guys see anything bal-
Sonnyan, Beta, Miho, Meja, Son, 67, Ome5, knows who you think you are.
22 years old fuckna you look 32 year old ass chopped hairline balding fucking prick.
Don't fuck yourself.
Get off my dick bro.
You don't deserve any gifted subs you ungrateful fucking ugly big nose prick.
Get off my dick bro.
Get off my dick bro.
Damn bro.
You know what's crazy bro?
We all have like birthdays this month for somebody's baggy compression shirt.
It's not a compression shirt, you asshole.
It's a regular shirt, bro.
This is not compression at all.
It's a regular shirt, bro.
Stop looking at my arms, bro.
Happy 38th birthday, you Jewish big nose.
I'm not Jewish!
Hold the chair!
When you start a family and stop streaming, you're starting to lose your hair.
Nose emoji.
Nose emoji.
I'm Lebanese, bro.
I'm Lebanese, bro.
I'm Lebanese, man.
Yo, it's crazy.
It's crazy how we have all the birthdays in May though chat. Who's birthday is it this month? It was me only pixel
Jason the wean who else?
Well, it's happy birthday mooder. You are a funny and inspirational streamer and enjoy every stream
Have a good one. Yeah, bro. Yugi. I heard Yugi as well. Damn. Got a lot of birthdays in May, huh?
Damn, bro. Got a lot of birthdays in May for real for real
damn bro it's crazy man that ass crazy bro that ass crazy that ass crazy bro
it's that ass crazy my birthday is in this month to muda yo Sophie I don't
give a fuck if it's your birthday this month who do you think you are bro
So we get the fuck up out of my chat no one asked if it was your fucking birthday this month
I think it's also jealous birthday as well in not sure
Yeah, I need to get like a new bro. I can't believe my lease is up and literally like fucking
I can't believe I can't man my lease is legitimately up in a couple of days, bro. I have no house
Muda you can move in with me. Yeah, bro. I'm not moving into any viewers house, bro.
I don't trust any of you guys, bro. I'm sleeping with seven eyes open.
Are you doing the tortue and transform a segment today you do this criminal can fuck her
Such a bitch ass up bro
No no no
You guys know what's crazy bro
Remember that one girl I sent mommy to on hinge?
I went to go check her response today
Uh she unmatched me
All right
All my life I've done everything I love that I unmatched
I swear to god
I swear to god I swear to god bro
DORO! Oh my god! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, yes!
Doro, Doro, do I look good for a 22 year old?
Do I look like I'm 22 years old?
Like, do I look like I'm 22 years old?
Like, do I look like I'm 22 years old?
I entered the fucker fan contest as contestant number 19,819,282,981
You must have a lot of people in line ahead of me.
Hell no.
Happy birthday, Mooda and your nose are still big Mooda, rage Mooda, rage Mooda, stare
Mooda, stare.
Chas, I'm saying I look like 40, I'm not 40 bro, I'm 20 years old, stop, no stop
that shit bro, stop that shit, okay, chill, alright, I'm not, I look 20 bro, I look
22, okay, now.
Hey Mooda. Happy 22nd birthday.
Thank you, bro.
I hope you're having an amazing day.
Maybe you can finally get a girl above 4 out of 10 instead of another ugly boy from Grindr.
Keep doing, you king.
Greetings, Stace.
Who is calling me for my birthday?
Hello?
Hello?
Uh...
Hey, this is Emily. Who's this?
Uh, this is, uh, Amad.
Yeah
It's my birthday, bro
Oh my god, who is that?
Ducks are you calling me bro? Yo what is going on bro? Who was that? Is that my
landlord? That Loki might be my landlord bro. That actually might be my
landlord bro. That Loki actually might be my landlord bro. When's the grinder
segment chat? I don't think I have grinder segment today bro. It was so nice of your
family members to check in with you from their place of work. Like I have
zero likes bro I have zero likes on the on on both apps like I had no I had no
girls that do content with on on hinge or Tinder try the app Jews there's more
of your kind there popcorn I'm the little to exterminate you from my
fucking streaming platform you ugly fuck I'm not Jewish I'm Lebanese
Kind of chill bro.
Should I, should I see mom and ba today bro?
I hope you miss mom and ba for my birthday bro.
But should I go see mom and ba for my birthday?
want me to put a wig on and watermelons under my shirt I can role play and we
can do content I have a good female voice LMK
Damn bro.
You should whip your cock out.
This is a little device.
Ooh, Rory!
50-10 Gifted Stuff!
Movies released by No One Believes Today is your birthday, you fucking Autobot.
I'm so glad everyone here knows you cheated at R6 now.
Type 1 if you think Mooda likes Miners.
Yo chill, don't make the hell of a stop.
What the fuck is that TTS?
Fuck you saying?
No, stop, stop.
Why the fuck are you guys, are you guys retarded?
Why are you saying, oh, oh god, you guys are weird.
You guys are so stupid, bro.
What is that?
What are you guys saying, bro?
Well chat, you know what, bro?
Also, I think I'm genuinely done with drinking caffeine.
Chad, I have done drinking caffeine, bro.
Genuinely done drinking caffeine, so I'm done, I'm done.
So by the way, Chad, I got these for my birthday.
I got these for my birthday. Are they good I?
Have the Sony's
Gen 1 or Gen 2
They're they're they're Gen 2 AirPod Max ones. They're not the AirPod Max twos
They're the AirPod Max ones, but they're Gen 2 because they have the USB
It's USB
So they're gen twos of the version ones.
Now flash with the 10 gift.
I love you so much. God bless you.
Meh, they make a better one.
Sony M66X, M6 is our fire.
Chat, I have the XM5s.
Chat, what's better, the XM5s or the AirPod Maxs?
What's better?
Why y'all saying 10K?
Why y'all saying W10K?
Why y'all saying W10K?
Jynxie Live by
XM5 for sure, Apple is just for the name.
Yo, every time Jynxie goes live,
do you guys have to say it in my chat, bro?
It's my birthday, bro.
It's my birthday.
Like, can y'all just watch my stream today
Is that why you aren't getting caffeine anymore?
Anyway back to the headphones.
Should I return these headphones and tell the person who got me it to save their money?
Or should I switch from the XM5 to the AirPod Max's?
What's better?
Keep it?
Just keep it?
Really?
Actually chat?
They got you it as a gift?
I know!
I just feel bad.
Moody, I got rich because of Bitcoin a few days ago.
How many gifted do you want for your birthday?
Valley bro, I don't wanna be that guy,
but it's my birthday.
So I'll take anything you gift me Valley.
Valley, anything you gift me bro,
I will be appreciative too bro.
It could be a hundred gifted, it could be 50 gifted,
it could be 20 gifted, it could be 10 gifted.
Bro Valley, I will be happy for anything bro.
You know what I'm saying?
1,000 gifted 500 gifted 100 gifted
50 gifted, you know, I'll take anything bro generally
Yeah, mooder. How are you? Did you get any presents from your boyfriend? I don't have a boyfriend, bro
I don't have
I don't have
Yo, let's see the Jew is being greedy
Yo, I don't have a boyfriend bro chill
Valley with the tier one gifted sub
Thank you for the tier one gift it's up very appreciative to thank you for the tier one
gift it's up for my birthday.
Happy birthday even though I said it yesterday also tell you I've only ever in my life going
Play the song I can only play this song one song this birthday bro. It's dead ass my birthday, huh?
It's dead as we're doing road to champ in our six
So now today chat listen bro Mudo, why don't we do a road to champion at our six interesting
interesting interesting right now there's only so much I could do you know I'm trying
to get I'm trying to get I'm trying to get predator I want to become a predator and
Apex Legends, so we gotta get that one first.
Then, we're gonna get Challenger and League of Legends
getting coached every single day by Hamza.
All right, Muda, you're already a predator.
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that, bro?
What do you...
What do you mean by that, bro?
Jason!
It was the five gifted, bro.
Jason, I love you so much, bro.
God bless you.
All right.
Anyway, listen, bro.
Listen, listen, listen.
Jason, thank you so much, bro, for the five gifted.
Oh, my God.
It's your birthday.
No one cares.
All right, anyway, 22 years old, chat.
I feel good, bro.
Hello, why are you ignoring me on Grindy?
You messaged me like three hours ago, but you stopped responding to my messages.
I don't even know who that is.
I don't even know who that is, bro.
I don't even know who that is.
Is that your new shirt from yesterday?
How'd you know bro? How'd you know?
Alright chat, first of all, first things first.
First things first, chat. First things first, okay?
Nicola with the five gifts!
Aw man, it's Furnalist bro, what's good bro?
Happy 22nd Kiddocatting, catting, catting.
Thank you bro, appreciate you bro, appreciate you.
Chat, listen man.
First of all, we need to look for a house segment. Deal?
Chat, can we look for a house? Can we look for a house real quick?
Because the data's getting a little too close.
We need to find a house that we both like, chat, because if y'all don't like the house, then I'm not gonna move into it, bro.
Y'all know the deal already, bro. Listen.
listen it's only up with the five gifts
that's all I had to say
with the five gifts did sounds I love you I appreciate you chat listen a new
house came on the market a new house came on the market bro and your house
came in the market let's check it out bro wait two new houses came in the
the market.
This house just looks weird to me bro.
Do y'all actually like this house?
now it's just way too small
i don't like this
why is this person saying- you should look genuinely hop on roblox neighbors for
your birthday and hear all the birthday wishes from
you
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You're way too loud, no one would want to live next to you, brother.
You're going to get noise complaints every day.
I know, man.
I'm just trying to get a little worried, bro, because we have two weeks left.
We have exactly two weeks to find a house, and there's not a single house that I have
liked yet.
Like literally, bro.
Detroit noises will cover it.
Don't worry.
What's up with the two weeks chat my landlord decided to sell the house that I was renting
and someone bought it. Chat, roll the clip.
Do y'all know how awkward this was by the way?
Imagine it's 8am.
Imagine it's 8am on a random like Tuesday and there's like holes in your walls.
Like there was a hole there, there was holes everywhere in my room.
It's currently 10 am on a Tuesday and there's a grown man with a goatee playing video games
in a house in the basement that you are going to buy.
It couldn't have been any more awkward then having to wake up and look at your big ass
nose in the mirror.
Straight barefoot by the way, literally just barefoot by the way like literally just barefoot
So yeah, my house got purchased bro
The house that I was renting has been purchased. So we need to find the house ASAP
All right, we need to find a house ASAP, but I'm kind of getting a little worried because I can't find one bro
chat what about a side by side do you guys think I could live in a side by side
or would that also be very loud
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Love you bro. God bless you, bro. I love you so much bro proof. Thank you for the birthday gift, bro
Bert thank you so much for the birthday gift, bro. Thank you, bro. I love you, bro
Thanks for the 50 gifted bro
Thank you for the 50 gifted bro. I love you so much, but I love you. Oh my god guys
Yo
China we're gonna get a house bro be honest man proof. Thank you so much 50 gifted bro. I love you
Chat should we really move in with uh with XQC should I ask him should I call him and say yo X can I move in for a week?
What do you think you would say chat?
Damn bro, what the fuck?
Outlaw bro, can you gift me 50 subs because you just got $10,000 the other day from Ron?
It's my birthday outlaw, it's my birthday bro, it's my birthday bro, come on.
Alright chat, lowkey that's enough for today bro, we literally went through the entire
list and didn't find a single house.
Yeah, bro, I saw this house.
I saw this house.
Check, did someone tell me what the fuck is up with this house?
Why wouldn't you enter in?
It's like you get this weird ass like airlock, all right?
You get this like weird ass one way, all right, Jess?
You open the door, you get this weird ass one way, okay?
And then there's like mirrors from one side to the,
like they have mirrors for the entire wall.
Okay.
All right, I don't know why.
All right, then you go up the stairs,
you get like this random ass fireplace
in the middle of the fucking, like what is this?
All right.
Then you have like a nice kitchen, very nice kitchen,
you know, it's whatever, it's whatever, it's a nice kitchen.
And then you get this random ass room
Like a, like what type of fucking mattress even is that?
Okay? Then you get like, I don't know.
It's just really weird.
And then you get this like weird ass, like,
you get this weird ass, like in the basement
and you just get a sink in the basement.
And then another random ass fireplace.
Who decorated this fucking house?
You're a retard, like genuinely, bro.
Like no, generally.
Generally, what the fuck do you take it, bro?
And then that's it, bro.
We also have this house chat, which I was really want 6,000 square feet south wood
lakes, like basically a very luxury like neighborhood, but check the house is like
all this fuck.
Like does this not give you old house vibes?
Southwood Lakes is luxury 20 years ago, honestly, it made it true.
like the basement is also like fucking huge bro like literally huge
uh Muda this house is very cool let me see outlaw yeah outlaw you're a fucking
retard like outlaw I actually have no idea how you became Ron's mom I'm gonna
be like are you stupid like are you genuinely stupid like why the fuck when
I moved to New York on a fucking island with nothing surrounding me except for
water like motherfucker does it look like like are you stupid or you stupid
genuinely bro what is wrong with you bro what is wrong with you one second
jigsie calling once that guy's jiddy calling jiddy calling hello what's good
Good bro, I missed you. How are you, bro?
Dude, I heard from a little birdie that it's your birthday today.
Yes, bro. I turned 22 years old, Junko. 22 years old, bro.
Wow.
I know.
Do you feel older?
Do I feel older, bro? No, not really, bro, but I feel like my dick got a little bit bigger, but like by like a little bit.
I'm down bro. I'm down bro. I'm down. Are you gonna keep playing league? Bro. You got me addicted, bro.
No, no, no, no. No more VR, please. Wallahi, please, bro. No more. No more VR, bro.
No more no more do you know that shit's in the boat? We had our fun with that, bro
We had our fun, bro. I think it's time to move on bro dude. We're 22 now, bro like bro shit
No, bro, no, bro, you don't look a day over like 19, bro, you look good for your age, bro
You don't look you don't look 24 though
All right, bro, and thank you, bro, and genuinely, bro.
Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday, bro.
Yes, a happy birthday, bro, and I'll catch you, bro.
Take care, bro.
I love you, bro.
God bless you.
Take care.
All right, bro.
Peace, bro, peace.
Wow, what a nice guy, bro.
What a nice guy, bro.
What a nice guy.
Jack, should I ask Jixi for some, so happy?
Like, should I not get like,
Should I call a jigsie to ask for maybe 10,000 subscribers?
I'm John I'm John
Surprised you didn't ask for a thousand subs popcorn. I'm Lebanese bro
All right. I'm not the other one bro chill. Stop being weird, bro. Ron
Hey silly FaceTime Ron
Hey silly
FaceTime Ron
I'm sorry.
Happy birthday.
Starting a FaceTime call to Ron.
No.
I'm getting a phone call.
Why did it?
It's a pretty much good pattern.
Every time I get online you call me.
I turned 22 Ron. I turned 22 today, bro
Nobody gives a fuck once you turn 21 after 21 nobody gives a flying fuck about your birthday. That's just a sad reality
I mean, I'm just gonna give it a buck with you bro. I turned 22. No one gave a shit. I turned 23. No one gave a shit
I'm just gonna give it a buck. I might as well stay straight to you
Happy birthday, dude
You know, I got to the good guys wait actually
Ron you know how I bro Ron Jason came in my stream today get that a hundred subs
And you know how I went all the way to LA just for Jason's birthday, bro, but what are you gonna get me for my birthday, bro?
Bro, let me see
You're wrong, I'm gonna sue you.
One fucking sub?
One fucking sub for my fucking birthday.
WHAAAAAT?!
There's more fucking than one sub!
There's more fucking than one sub for my birthday!
What the fuck?!
Ungrateful Elju
What do you mean, bro?
What do you mean, bro? What the fuck I'm grateful scammer?
Yo, what do you mean L ungrateful? Oh
My god, bro. Hey, bro, Ron. Thank you for the one sub, bro
Hey, bro, Ron. Thank you for the one sub bro. I appreciate it, bro
He said he's going to reverse the tier one sub
Like yo Jason, thanks for the hundred subs Ron. Thanks for the one sub
um
Oh
Hey, all righty, bro. Thank you so much for the one sub bro. Hey, dude only pixel
Thank you for the one stop
Melvin
So let me call only pixel bro. Only bro only I know you just got done working a very long stream, bro
But bro come on. It's my birthday. You've got to answer this call only come on. It's my birthday, bro
It's my birthday
Alex what the tier one stuff?
Only
Only bro hello. Hello. How are you bro?
Yo, Oni, what's good?
What the hell?
Can you hear me?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, my microphone was connected bro.
Oni!
Yo, what's good, bro?
Thank you, bro, thank you, bro, 22 years old today, Oni.
That's insane, by the way, because I thought you were at least 28, I'm not even joking.
Like I'm actually that ass.
When you said I turn, I was like, what?
Stop being badass, bro.
Which is good, which is good.
What do you mean?
Like you know, you're up there already?
What, why would I want to be up there already, bro?
I mean, I don't know.
You get a nice and loving chant when I was 22, bro.
I don't even know what I was doing.
Do you have a picture?
You're doing a good, bro, that's good.
Do you have a picture of how you used to look
like when you were 22?
I'm like, can you say this to me later?
I want to see how you used to be 22, bro, please.
I'll check, I'll check, I'll check.
But anyway bro, how old did you turn, like not too long ago?
Yeah GG bro, I turned 28 bro, I'm on.
Hahahahaha!
Eh!
I'm not joking, we're funny, we're different bro.
Yoooooo!
I'm gonna mess with the fucken R6 guy to dig even deeper, buddy.
Yoooooo!
Whoa!
Bo chill, bro chill, chill, bro chill.
That's right.
So, Elny, did you get before we leave, bro?
Did you get me any of my birthday, Elny?
I already gifted you a sub, no?
Bar.
Elny, bro, thanks for the one gift, bro.
I appreciate you, bro.
I couldn't have had a better birthday, bro.
Thank you.
Elny?
Elny?
Thank you so much for the tier one get the sub bro. I appreciate you bro. Thank you Ron
Thank you the tier one sub. I appreciate you. God bless both y'all bro. Thank y'all so much my tier one
I'm not gonna lie chat like I worked my ass off to make that six dollars
Facts are no facts are no facts are no and the fact that I give it I give it back to the people bro
I give it back to the people
Shit's fuck
So the Ron just genuinely the Ron just generally sadge for me over once, so
Nice so Ron just nice so Ron just nice Ron just such fun you're wrong on some
All right, let me tell you.
Hey Siri, FaceTime, Jason.
Starting at FaceTime.
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait.
And she took my word for it, that's all I had to say.
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait.
Jason!
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait.
Yo, we're the same age, bro.
We're really the same age right now.
We're both 22 but we're both tourists is bro damn that's crazy. Yo, actually I want to invite my birthday party, bro
Yeah, bro, I'm hosting one just like you hosted one the other day, bro
It's uh, it's in it's in Windsor in Canada, bro
It's actually to be in one week from now, bro
One week, bro, your birthday is today.
What do you mean the birthday party is in a week?
Well, the party is in one week, but I turned 22 today.
So you're throwing a birthday party a week
after your birthday?
Yeah, bro, I'm busy today, bro.
Are you gonna come, bro?
Are you gonna buy a ticket and come all the way out here
like I did with you?
Yeah, bro, wait.
How about we throw, I mean, wait,
our birthday party a week after your birthday is ended?
I mean, yeah, I want to kind of do it on a Friday. Actually, you know what we can change it
And do you have plans in a week? We can do it in like two days
All right, all right, you're gonna fly all over here. It's a five-hour flight
Okay, how about we yeah, hell yeah
All right, bro, hey bro, thank you 100,000
I got you bro. Thank you, bro. I appreciate I expect you, bro. I'll be accepting you
And if I can't make it, I'll send you a gift, man.
I'm saying I'm going to go.
No worries, bro.
No worries, bro.
All right.
Thanks for the 100 subs, but I appreciate you.
But I feel different at 22, by the way.
I feel very different.
I feel mature, bro.
I feel very mature, Jason.
Wait, why?
I don't know.
Just being 22 years old, I feel mature.
You don't know.
You don't.
You feel the same, man.
You
Know so can I ask you a question though before I before I end this call
Bro, do I look like I'm 22 something in my chest that I look 32 be honest me like wallahi actually beyond me
Do I look 22?
25
I'll take that. I'll take that
Bro, I think the nose
Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, yeah.
Muda, you didn't even think my sub,
you dead ass changed, Dirk's bro.
Do you think I give a fuck about your one Palestinian sub?
Like what currency do you guys even have in Palestine?
Bro, like that shit was probably like 30 cents.
Okay, I'm gonna get canceled.
I'm gonna get canceled, stop, stop.
too far too far too far too far yo thank you so much for your palestinian sub
bro i love you so much god bless you stop stop stop stop don't be weird stop
yeah yo stop it was a clip farm okay bet check your stream in two seconds my
dick is gonna be on your stream yo can we remove dirks his irl toolkit access
Can we go, can we go, Melvin take away, take away his IRL toolkit please, please there's going to be an Arab cocked on my stream at 30 seconds bro, there's going to be an Arab cocked on my stream at 30 seconds, please, please.
All right big nose this is the last of my bitsim looking forward to seeing you on Neighbors Moi.
It's generally my birthday, bro. It's crazy. No, I'm putting my dick on there too. So everyone just put in their talks on my stream.
Jinxie congratulated you for your birthday.
Would I look into this house? I feel like you can buy it? Let me see.
Yeah, you're a fucking retard. Like...
You're stupid as fuck.
Anyway, damn chat. So we got birthday wishes from Jinxie. We got birthday wishes from
Ron. We got birthday wishes from Jason. We got birthday wishes from OnyPixel. Wow, man.
I'm gonna call Jess. Let me see. I'm gonna tell her it's my birthday. Chat, I'm gonna
I'm gonna call Jess and tell her it's my birthday.
Hey the nose and one I think you have you bothered yourself again
You normally average about 100 viewers and now you are almost at 20,000. Okay. First of all, no
I am nowhere near 100 viewers, bro. No, bro. I actually blew up two days ago. These are not view bots, bro
Why the fuck is everybody view bots bro? Come on you sucka tears, bro
chat I'm just I'm just literally as big as fucking I'm literally just chat it's
it's the big five now me jinksy Ron Jason only pixel you know it's the big
five now bro it's the big five you know it's us now
mooda who the fuck are you bar treating on video games now treating on twitch
LOL
Burr peanut. Yeah
If I speak I'm in big trouble. Okay, if I speak if I speak I'm in big trouble if I speak I'm in big trouble
If I speak I'm in big trouble
Muda check this house out yo if you guys send me one more house bro jeez it's
wrong I'm gonna trip out bro guys sent me a four hundred million dollar house
Hey Siri FaceTime Selina.
I don't see you Selina in your content.
Alright chat, who else can we like farm for this segment bro?
Who else can we farm for my birthday segment chat?
Who else? We've farmed with Jynxie, we've farmed Ron, we've farmed Jason.
Who else can we farm? Who else do I have in my phone book bro?
book bro generally generally see a lot of good it's what else do we have in my
phone book
called Drake hey Siri FaceTime Drake I don't see a Drake in your contacts who
do you want to FaceTime with bye so chat when I go to the gym are these
actually a good headphones that I got them for my birthday like genuinely I
Have the XM fives. I don't know if these are good, bro
I want to start wearing them. Maybe I don't know who what do y'all think is better the maxes or the the Sony's
Check this place out no troll I use the XM fives me too, bro
I use the XM fives to low key call train. Oh my god. That's probably the best idea you've ever had in your life
He has to answer right it's my birthday, bro
It's my birthday he has to answer, right?
Chad, it's my birthday, bro.
It's my birthday he has to, bro.
I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live.
Hello?
Yo, happy birthday, bro.
Give me one second.
Oh, wait, you knew?
Yeah, give me one second, one second.
One second. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time.
you're gonna get a birthday gift from Trimac.
Just the fuck I've never called you.
I don't give a fuck about you.
You're not my friend.
I was never your friend.
Just the fuck I've never called you.
I don't fucking hate you.
Once I got famous, I switched up all of my day ones.
Fuck you.
You're not my friend.
You're never my friend.
I was just using you.
Fuck you.
Don't ever call me back.
Fuck you.
I don't like multiple times.
Yeah, this is like a reasonable gift right chat like these are all Chinese are all like
small humble gifts right these are all like these are all like small gifts right like
He could afford all these right
Right
He better do so he can afford at least one of these if you care for one of these
He's just a break that if he's broke put them all on the same page
Yo, what's yo, what's good bro? How are you trained?
Chillin wrote chillin chillin like a villain, huh?
Yeah
So what did you do today, bro?
I had a couple meetings just got on my last one
Now I'm probably gonna stream, but I'm fucking tired as hell
Bro, I had an early morning of fucking meetings on stuff like 5 a.m.. Fucking sick
I mean, bro, this is why you're such a grinder, bro
That's why like when I'm so tired at my max limits, bro. You always just push me to my limits
You know and I appreciate you for that, bro. I guess that's what yeah, I mean you're right
I guess that's why I get paid 200,000 an hour
Literally like if you like people act like like like that shit was given to you
Well, that shit was not given to you earned every single bit of it, bro
And you can enjoy it however the fuck you want to enjoy it bro because you deserve it. I
Appreciate that bro. I appreciate that
Bro, can you believe these guys bang on valorant? Well, I saw that I talked about it in my chat and they like actually lazy, huh?
Like accidentally I didn't tell them to but they yeah, you're good, bro
Yeah, the bro mutta mutta mutta you were in the parties with us like we were playing just to play like like
We never sat there like like what I don't understand is this
The Vod's are all public. It's not like we're off-stream queueing. There's a nefarious activity
We were all live just memeing and shit talking each other. There was never like it's so shocking to me
It's so shocking to me, bro. Oh
Man, it's sick and actually and they also do I even can I say what else they did or no?
Uh, you can do whatever you want. I can't comment on it, but you can do whatever you want, yeah.
Chat, I don't know if you knew, but they banned one of my really good friends, one of my best friends, one of the people I look up to.
Hey, Luda, happy birthday.
And they actually banned his valorant account.
And on top of that, they fucking leaked his fucking IP address, which is fucking disgusting to the public.
Which is fucking disgusting, and...
Oh yeah, do you want to think about that by the way, or no? What are you gonna do about that?
Oh, I can't really talk about it, but I'll update you when I can, I'll update the public
when I can, and I just want to have that conversation with Riot, they reached out,
I want to have that conversation with Riot before I, yeah, they reached out, I kind of want to have
a talk with them, see what they have to say, and I don't want to, like the band I will talk
shit about, because the band is bullshit, and it's kind of is what it is, and they've
They've doubled down on it the ban. I'll happily shit talk what happened after the ban
Which is completely negligent to be fucking honest. It's fucking disgusting
That I want to give them a chance before I you know if I go crazy on that that I hop in the call and you know
Yeah, I just want to give a
chance for them to you know, I
Won't have a chance of the conversation first before I say anything, you know
100% 100% I think anyone but like you want to be careful because you have all the power right now, bro
They fucked up not you know what I'm saying?
Hello, should I play something about aren't oh wait, we can't
Because you're fucking bad, which is just so fucked bro actually disgusting what games even playing recently, bro
Bro, I'm gonna move the bro. Listen, you know, it's crazy. Huh like if
If these guys were right about why we were all playing together,
then let me ask this, why the fuck have we all moved to Counter Strike?
Think about it, like if we were playing for that reason,
wouldn't the queues just all stop, the friend group break apart?
It's like, we've moved to Counter Strike.
The entire Discord is playing Counter Strike now.
It's like, you know what I might do?
Just to really like stick it to them?
What?
I might just run like a 200k Valorant player-only Counter Strike tournament.
If you're down also, I can I'm like one of the biggest if not the biggest valor creator on valor right now
I could also support that as well, bro
I could like publicize it make it bigger and on top of that I could do a rank one two two CS
Marathon imagine I did a 200k only valorant streamer only 200k valorant streamer only counter strike tournament
That'd be fun. Yeah, that would be thought and I would join that if you would let me
And I'd set the price pull the right way right first place gets like you know like like if it's a hundred K
I'd give right first place like 70 K right so like they're getting something right or like 50 K
So they each get 10 K like like I hate the events were like first place they get they get like 750 bucks each
But it's a hundred K tournament. It's a buddy first mission beginning at least 10 K each and under K tournament
I literally agree. I actually agree
Yeah, you know I'm 22 today, right?
Happy birthday bro 22 on the big two-two, huh?
Bro, genuinely, like actually 22 fucking years old
But what were you doing when you were 22?
Fuck, doing drugs
Bar
Serious?
What?
I was on heroin and I was in college, getting my degree
You know what's crazy about the 22 number?
Like, how does it feel being the same age as your nose is the length in inches?
inches. That must be a crazy like stars or a lining moment, you know, like 22 inches long,
22 years old, you know, like that's fucking nuts. Things are really coming together for you, huh?
I don't know, Chad, who the fuck do you guys think you want to laugh at, like, genuinely?
Bro, you know, I don't want to be too rude, trained because you're already fucking banned
and you got your shit leaked, but my nose is as safe as your nose, mine is just
stretched vertically, you're just stretched horizontally. You can't talk shit.
I mean, that's true, but imagine like, imagine if in that screenshot that was
posted, imagine if they just put your nose, like if they would have just
plastered your nose on screenshot, it would have covered all the sensitive
information they leaked like think about that your nose could have covered it in
one shot like ignore highlighting it or putting black highlighter on it like your
nose would have covered all of the information in one snapshot it would
have been fucking nuts I mean look at that holy that's side angle brother you
look like Jafar from Aladdin I might have to get you a pair I might have to
get you a parrot on your shoulder look it up or Jafar from Aladdin I mean let
Let me see this shit, bro.
Yeah, pull that up.
Take Jafar from Aladdin.
Jafar from Aladdin.
That might even be your name too.
I don't know.
I fucking hate you, Trayne.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, click the cartoon one.
Take a look at that, wow.
There was a striking resemblance, no?
Oh my goodness, click that very top right one.
You said top right one.
Yeah, click the top right, like top right,
like next to the big photo.
Do you see that one?
The top right.
This one.
Yeah, that one, click that one.
He looks like a handsome guy to me, bro.
Holy shit.
Train, come on, it's my birthday.
It's my birthday, bro.
Can you search a punch?
You're right, you're right.
Happy birthday.
Anyway, bro, getting on to my,
Do you want to see my gifts for this year for my birthday?
What are your gifts?
Show me your gifts.
These are the things I would accept as a birthday gift from your chain.
Genuinely.
Okay.
And they're very humble, bro.
They're very humble.
All right.
Let me know what you want.
Let's take a look here.
Yeah.
I'm watching your screen.
All right.
So this screen or not?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, it's on stream right now.
So this all the, this is the gifts.
That I would take for my birthday.
Now I feel like they're very reasonable and they're very,
very I feel like you could easily you know and and I wanted to like I know
that you're like literally like a trillionaire right obviously but but I
wanted to be like humble bro I don't want to like act like I'm using you for
money bro why the fuck would that that's disgusting that's a disgusting
thing so out of all of these options you're free to pick whatever one you
want train by the way I only turned 22 once train I only turned 22 once in
I like that. Yeah, you know, um, are you sure you're even allowed to purchase these things?
I mean, these are representations of American capitalism. I mean, are you sure you want to
support this? And what you should really be doing is, you know, shouldn't you be sending
money back home or something? Like, what is this? You're supporting American capitalism. You
should be ashamed. Haven't you got the memo bro? You're in the valorant section. They're
all socialists over there. What are you doing? What are you doing? Disgusting.
Disgusting. You've already been tainted by the West. How typical, really, huh?
What your mom and dad say about this, they saw this clip? Disgusting. They've
taught you better than this, huh? God is looking down on you right now, shaking
his head. So what do you think is a better birthday gift train? What are you,
What are you let me ask you bro? What do you want to get me for my birthday that I only turned 22 years old for once in my entire life?
I mean, I'll tell you what I want to get you I might get banned for it though. I want to get you a fucking pack of bacon
It's time to try it my man. That's some good shit
Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, if I hit some crazy like, you know, if I have like a, if I have
like a, if I have like a 300 mil day, bro, I'll get you a nice fucking car, but just
hear me out real quick. Okay. Show me the gifts you've already gotten.
Okay. Who's gotten you white? Anyone get you anything
or have they all been fake and they forgot about you?
So Jinxie called me and said happy birthday.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Ron gifted me one sub, I think.
That's difficult.
And he probably gained more subs from gifting
the one sub from the memes than, yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah, he got a good R1 on that.
And then he actually faked, you know, he
sash farmed me and not being grateful for one sub,
which I was grateful for, I said.
No, you shouldn't be grateful.
What else?
Greek just gifted me five subs for my birthday.
Thank you very much, Greek.
that's actually a valuable gift to be fair that is a valuable gift that's a
valuable gift and I appreciate it it is yeah
uh... jimsy gifted zero subs uh... jason no means jason no mean gifted me a
hundred subs that's solid that's solid like that his birthday was two days ago
and i see all of us in the league
let me message him right now i love him he'll happy belated he's actually been
super uh...
He's been one of the ones that is actually surprising to me.
Like on my birthday, I've had like, I mean,
like I'm not a big birthday guy to be honest,
but like on my birthday, like,
yeah, like a lot of people, yeah,
he was one of the few that reached out actually.
So that was actually happy belated birthday brother.
Hope you had a great one.
Yeah, no, I-
Slowly I missed it.
Sorry I missed the day.
Yeah, so so me and Jason are low key kind of close. I flew all the way to LA for his birthday
Got him a nice cologne gift for his I saw that clip. I saw that cuz I'm actually curious that smells
I think I have the green version of that, but I'm not sure if I saw that correctly
It's the preference the Marley
It's a good pretty it's almost like a stone bottle right like yes, okay. Yeah, I have that but the green version
Yeah, yeah, it's good and that one also the one you have is called green Lee sounds also really good
Yeah, the green one's a little bit more like Middle Eastern-ish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then only pixel came in my chat
He called me he gifted me one sub for my birthday
Typical typically these these 10 million air big streamers, huh? Yeah, so run one gift only one gift jinxie zero gifted
Jason 100 gifted and that's all I've gotten so oh I got AirPod Max's
Nice from her parents. Yeah, bro. Do you like them? Are they good?
This is my first time ever having them. What is what is your love that?
Oh, no, no, is that your main headphones maxes? But I'm gonna be honest, brother. Like I am the poorest
You know millionaire like it's like and yet to understand I'm not stingy by money or anything like, you know
I have no attachment to it. You know, I'm I just treat it half of it away
I you know fund my community's mental health care, etc. etc. So it's not a stingy thing
I just I don't do anything. I don't have cars. I don't have jewelry for me. I'm very simple
Bro, I just need good food a nice bed and a good shower. I'm a very simple man
That's W bro, and I feel like you get that though as you age though
No, but have you ever had a phase where you had it? Yeah, to be fair to be fair if I was your age with what I have now
Yeah, I would probably oh
Oh
Yeah, I'd probably I'd probably be oh
My goodness. Oh, yeah, I would oh my god. Yeah, fuck I'd be I
Be having like five some six sums renting out clubs cities. I have like 15 cars
15 houses probably fucking a couple jets
I'd be fucking I'd be going crazy if I was like if I was like 23 24 25
I'd be doing some retarded ass shit. So yeah, I think
Maybe it's cuz I'm a little older now, and I'm just kind of chilling. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair
I'd be doing crazy. Yeah, I'd be going crazy, bro. Oh my god. You give me some cocaine. Oh fuck
Imagine imagine some cocaine with our noses combined, huh? I have the wide nose. You have the long one
We could oh my goodness, huh? I
Mean brother like you could take a line that she wouldn't even hit you like it would be like
I mean, I told you this last time it'd be like an XR for you one line
If you snorted a line by the time the top hit and the bottom of the line hit
It's an extended release for you cocaine extended release edition
Well, listen brother, I know you're expecting more but here's my gift to you my friend happy birthday
and
the
the
the
the
the
the
No, no. You're good. We'll keep it just like
Y'all take like I'll take like 50 subs now. How about this? How about this? No, how about this? No, you're good
Just give the 10k go take
Brother just take the 10 give 2k of it to like, you know, your local church or mosque or or whatever religion you believe in
You're 2k over there or whatever
Charity you believe in that you know I could distribute the funds appropriately on like
99% of them and then the other 8k maybe give like 3k to your parents keep 5k. Oh, yeah, keep 5k keep like 3k for your
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're good bro. You're fine. Happy birthday, man
If it makes you feel better give it a sec 29 28 27 26
25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.
I just made that 10k back.
There you go.
Now you feel better.
like what do you mean you just made that back like we're good I just got it back we're good
train are you serious bro yeah you're good but train train train train like what will
like actually can I just send this back to you bro like no bro keep it keep it what
do you like to do you give half of it to your chat well it's not no bro it's not
about pay your moderators that I know you don't pay like it gives them money to
you know these people but I'm gonna look at this amber goods founder badge and
moderator founder badge amber goods right here right give her a little juice up
right she's fine moderating all the shitheads in here and she's getting
nothing for it I mean that's fucked up right pay your mods you know look at
A-Darks, Arab is famous, Melvin, TCO, Zedick, right?
Like these guys probably haven't seen a paycheck from you.
They probably have cobwebs in their bank accounts
and you're just sitting here laughing
with your fucking millions of dollars.
So let's take that 10K, let me use 3K of it, pay them,
give them 500 bucks each, I don't know.
Bro, train.
I just wanted to be smart with your money, bro, please.
Dude, you sound like everyone who cares about me.
Jesus, I'm good, bro.
Care about you, bro. I don't I thought that paint shit for jokes, bro
Like I know I know you're good, bro. I was gonna do it before you whipped out the paint shit. I
Was gonna do it before you without a patient when you put with a paint shit
I was concerned like damn should I even do this this guy's shameless. I'm like no
I'm gonna do it this guy's a good kid. You're good, bro
You're good
Well, I just don't want you to think it's not like that bro listen
Listen, I've been put remember what it was like. What's that bro? I just wanted to know that I don't want to
Like I don't want to be like the rest of the people that probably are close with you just for the money
bro, I'm close with you because not only do I look up to you to a certain degree
But you're just a nice guy, but I don't want to take advantage of just being close to you
But I'd rather just be like I appreciate that bro. I'd rather just be your friend. Yeah, you can do both
You can be my friend. It's your birthday, bro. I give you I'm kidding. I
It's your bro. It's your birthday, bro
You're all my friend like if I ever feel if I even feel the slightest of shamelessness I
Disconnect the moment I feel a little shamelessness. It doesn't matter what size creator you are
It doesn't matter if you're you're the best-looking human on earth
It doesn't matter the one I feel a little shamelessness. I lose trust, right? So don't worry like
This is nothing to do with any of that as long as you continue to being you and you're good
Plus problem, let's be honest like that 10k is a tax for all the nose jokes. I've given you
Bro do not press issue refund it's gonna fuck everything. I'm just keep the fucking money you retard
It's gonna fuck everything I'm just keep the money man
Just keep the money to repay your mods these poor guys are probably eating ramen noodles like give them some juice
give them some juice seriously bro poor fucking guys in here look at them well
I actually paid them I actually paid some of them yeah sure you do pal just hand
them over bro hand the shit over
and give Melvin extra bro this poor guy's parents named him Melvin like poor
guy like give him a little extra
I'm kidding Melvin just kidding Melvin you're good my man
I will bro please
fucking Melvin, Melvin, fuck alright man why I have some work to do I have to
I had two happy birthday men
Seriously, did you just give a piece of that to your mods give a piece to your chat and just keep the rest for yourself, you know
I'm sure it costs a lot of money to eat
However you eat halal
No, I'm saying you have to like go find like
It's go find like a pig or a goat. No, not a pig. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I apologize
What is this?
I meant a goat, not a pig, I apologize.
I apologize.
I'll tell you what, the lamb is pretty good. I've got lamb.
Lamb is so amazing, bro.
It's delicious. Poor thing.
You know what we should do for my next birthday, bro?
We should get around a bunch of goats and just fuck goats.
Jesus Christ, absolutely not.
Okay.
He's bro, like why would I ever why would I ever want to even get close to one of your future wives?
Like why would I that's disrespectful as a friend?
For the record for anyone watching twitch tik tok or anyone else
I am also Middle Eastern so I can make these jokes
Okay, if you have no problem with Kai and all those friends calling calling each other the n-word then me and my Middle Eastern friends can call each
Other all the good stuff too. Okay. I want to make that very clear. Thank you very much
I think this is the
This is crazy, bro
And bro like I feel like you're lying bro because I really do want to press this refund button, bro
I just feel like I don't want to fuck your account up on PayPal
but I feel like you're also-
Yeah, you're not, no, it's gonna fuck it up.
Just keep it bro, I'm telling you man, just pay.
Shut the fuck up, you're not Middle Eastern.
I am Middle Eastern, you only speak some Farsi for you.
Ch'etoye chubi man chubama, koskesh asti ha?
Ch'etoye koskesh asti.
That's a very bad word, guys,
don't repeat what I just said.
It's very classless, very trashy, and very disgusting.
So.
All right, bro, yeah, do not refund bro,
seriously, pay your mod to the,
maybe do a giveaway for your chat, you know,
or one like a fun community tournament,
You know, I mean, you can have some fun with their pay your bills.
You know, it's not about that, bro.
It's just about like, I would give away for that for my own money.
I just don't want.
Bro, I was raised very weird, bro.
I was raised, you know, I know you were raised well, you're raised well, bro.
Just just pay it forward then.
Take it and pay it forward, you know, like from me to you, from you to the
world, it's just this never ending loop that will last, you know, past all of us.
That's the way I see it, right?
Think about it.
Tomorrow you go to the grocery store.
You pay for the person's food in front of you, right?
Like right they remember that maybe they're having a bad day, or maybe overall they've lost hope suddenly that one act changes the entire trajectory of how they think
And then they go help someone else the next thing you know this this
Infinite loop has been created that that surpasses both of our lifetimes, right a loop that lasts forever as long as humans exist
This this this this ripple effect of this one simple act that you and I don't even think about
right money that we don't even think about has changed the trajectory and has
given hope to I'm telling you brother like these things matter these things
happen like so listen if you want to refund it don't refund it go pay it
forward somewhere else go change someone's life go buy them simple
groceries dinner whatever the fuck that is like whoa whoa whatever the fuck you
think is right go do that shit plus I do know it's part of your religion that
you do have to do a little you know charity in your life so you could take
that give some charity of that you know there you go yeah but I already do that
with my money bro I just go back I don't know this is your money I hope it
doesn't sound ungrateful bro it's not like that you don't sound ungrateful
bro you just sound like you were raised well I appreciate the intention that's
very kind of you okay you know very kind of you I really appreciate it you
even raised well I can already tell thank you but keep it I'd be more
insulted if you refunded it than if you kept it how that how is that makes
I would be as a Middle Easterner. I would actually see it as an insult if you refunded it
All right, solid. I love you bro. Can we play sometime?
Yeah, bro, I'm down to play some valor. Oh fuck wait a second. I got unfairly targeted and bias banned
I'm totally forgot. I'll see you in 31 days, man. Oh wait a second
That's odd. Is that the fucking ban of normal fucking hackers and boosters and shit like that
Oh my goodness my first ever band I got banned the same length as fucking actual aim barters and wallers
Oh my goodness. Look at that. That is fucking crazy. See you in 31 days, man
Yeah, love you too, man, we'll play some CS. All right, happy birthday man. I love you bro. God bless you, bro
Thank you. Yeah, you too brother you too. Peace peace peace
Does anyone else feel weird when someone buys them something that's expensive or something
that like you know what I mean bro do you know the feeling that how I'm feeling
bro like not everyone was raised like or not everyone is like this so I know
something you guys are gonna say no but for the people that know how I feel bro
it's like it's just you know what I'm saying it feels it feels guilty you
feel guilty that's what it feels like it feels guilty no matter how no matter
How successful and blessed
Train is and I hope he gets ten times more than what he is in health too, bro
Like I hope he gets blessed in health too. No, no, no, you guys came to say Keck W. Stop acting
But I swear to God it's not even like that, bro like genuinely. I just feel guilty, bro. You know what I'm saying?
I love that guy
I promise you to go Dirt and Tyler was 5 gifted, bro.
Tyler, fuck you and fuck your shitty ass broke ass 5 gifted, bro.
It's not getting 10,000 subs.
That 10k to train was probably the same as the 100 gifted to Jason.
Don't stress it, pay it forward like train said or enjoy it.
If I lived with you, would I need an astronaut suit?
Because you would take all the oxygen.
Also, you look like Thomas sweaters.
Stop yapping PLS.
Dirtin with the five gifted I love you so much God bless you man God bless you God bless you God bless you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
And fuck bro that is a damn, bro
Dirtin bro, I love you so much
That's crazy, bro
Thank you guys all for the gifted subs that he has all for being here for my birthday bro
It means a lot to me. I love you guys
Bro, that's the same man God bless him bro with health bro with health and well
God bless all you guys to bro
I remember you saying I do this. I am six months all the time
I so proud on how much you have grown and done. I love you streamer. W mood W chosen one
I love you man. God bless you, but I remember that too man
I remember that too may off with the five get that. I love you so much God bless
Happy birthday, mooder. Stay blessed. Stay healthy.
I love you, man. God bless you guys. You too, bro.
God bless you guys with a wealth and health.
Happy birthday, mooder.
May your nose get smaller and all your wishes come true less than three.
Like, what do you mean, may your nose get smaller?
Like, what do you mean, bro? Gloxy.
I'm not rich, but here's some.
No, bro.
Happy birthday, bro.
Don't think, bro.
Love you, bro. God bless you.
I love you guys, man. I love you. I love you, bro.
Ah
At Muda, do you want my USDT slide me a band?
I don't know how you put the island when we have to fight together
in a month no it's my birthday I turned 22 Chad y'all want to see my ID Chad y'all
want to see my ID does stream elements take a percentage no I don't know fuck
no they don't hell no they don't know what no one would ever use stream
elements about the case later happy birthday to Israel's greatest soldier
I'm Levin E.
I'm Levin E. Bro.
I'm Levin E.
Sarah with the tier 1 sub.
I love you so much. God bless you.
Mastery with the 3 months I love you.
You're Kurt Elmelo with the 10 months I love you.
Sismus with the 10 get that I love you.
May off the 5 get that I love you.
So how much money are you going to give to your mods?
I'm probably going to give them like maybe 50 bucks.
Like I don't know. We'll see.
Maybe I'll host like a mod, like a mod segment
for like 100 bucks or some shit.
Just a small donna keep doing what you're doing w chat w community w streamer
Alex bro thank you so much for the $30 bro thank you so much God bless you
I will give a hundred bucks we'll give a hundred bucks we'll give a hundred bucks to my mods
Maybe if I'm feeling generous
What is this bro? Wanted by the FBI
Terrorist conspiracy
conspiracy, conspiracy to cause destruction and chaos in radiant lobbies.
Like what even is this?
Invest in it in no surgery.
Like what even is this bro?
Genuinely, what even is this?
Eyes black.
This is crazy.
How is this even like legal to do mood a happy birthday? I made you this. What is this?
Happy birthday. I made you this. What is this?
yo holy shit who made that song bro oh my god man generally bro generally life
is amazing bro generally bro generally generally bro life is amazing bro
generally man generally bro generally all right chat is there some reacts call
Marlin for your birthday? I don't have Marlin added to be honest.
To be honest, I don't have Marlin added bro.
To train matches that'll be fucking ridiculous.
Call XQC.
I don't think X is live.
All right.
Is the birthday segment over?
Like, I mean, after train chat, I think the birthday segment's over.
I did the birthday segment is over or do we just take advantage of today?
Keep forming WW begging segment.
What comments did train make about your big talk I missed it?
I don't know.
Alright, Ray maybe?
Ray's with Dylan Books.
Huh.
Huh. You know what bro?
I think uh, I think the valorant segment is over ending with trade recs. Wow
Chat tomorrow ice man drops bro, isn't that crazy?
You know what? I will bless my stream here.
This is all I have left from my allowance. Cuss Valorant skins are expensive. Happy
bet, Daybro. I really enjoy watching you and love you.
Danny, I love you, bro. Thank you so much, bro. Danny, I love you.
Danny, I love you, bro. Thank you so much for the $5 and thank you for my birthday
wish. Go chat. This is my gift to my streets.
I promise you just gotta wait and she took my word for it. That's all I had to say
Y'all are welcome bro, you guys are welcome man
Now hey, bro, y'all are welcome bro y'all are welcome. All right y'all are welcome, man
from here I promise you just gotta wait and she took my word for it that's all I had to say
liquid with the five I love you so much God bless you all right child let's do some reacts chat
I'm gonna uh hey Siri FaceTime Melvin starting a FaceTime called Melvin
job or not I need to go take a piss and then we're gonna start react and then we're gonna
to play some Valorant, do a Valorant segment, and then League of Legends.
Yo, I need you to do me a favor, bro.
Yo, I need some food, please.
I saw you just got a dollar money.
He was trying to eat.
Please.
Can you join Bahamas Island?
Okay.
Darks, can you also join Bahamas Island please?
Yeah, I gave you, I just gave you one, yeah.
Can you join the discord please, Bahamas Island?
Yeah, what's good, Darks?
Yeah, what's good, bro?
How are you, bro?
What's good, bro?
How are you?
How's your birthday so far?
Oh, my birthday's been pretty good, bro.
My birthday's been pretty good, bro.
Honestly, best birthday I've ever had in my entire life, I think so.
yo darks are you hungry as well?
oh they have no soup for the whole day
thank you so much for the ten dollars we played
guys bro I'll even take one gift itself
I'll even take a huge as being here as my birthday chat
you don't have to gift bro
thank you guys so much bro I love you
thank you guys for being here bro
I want to take a piss
I want you guys to entertain my chat for me please, okay?
Gotcha bro.
Bro, alright.
Wait bro, I thought you called us to give us some money.
Yeah, me too, what is this bullshit?
Bro, I got excited, what do you mean entertain my chat?
Yeah, I feel like the fuck, it's hatched from me, everything and nothing happened.
Yes bro, how do we do chat? How do we get some money bro?
How can we guilt to sending us money?
Bro, I'm trying to eat some food bro, what the fuck dude?
What the fuck dude?
The only thing I have this month's off.
Okay, like what the fuck are you doing now?
You know, I don't think I had a sushi fucking bitch ass.
Bro, I wish I had sushi, but I have nothing.
I have nothing.
Yo guys, can you give Darks and me some subs as well?
Please.
We need you as bro.
We're just trying to eat today.
No fuck you.
That's your bitch ass.
Fuck.
Fuck you.
I don't even know what to say
Bro chat, did you guys see that though bro?
Trainwrecks said my name
I made it
I made DarkZ with it
Bro, why the fuck did he roast my name?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
Like what?
Fuck you DarkZ
Why did he roast me?
I look fucking dope
I did no shit bro
Because Melvin is a stupid ass name yo your fucking twitch name is freeze Frank. What the fuck does it even mean I?
Mean yeah, I would rather be Frank and Melvin to be fair
What imagine being called Melvin? Oh fuck no like imagine going somewhere. Oh, hi
Yo
NOOOOO!
Okay, that's good.
You're good.
No, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, good.
Grown-ass man called Melvin.
Asian guy named Melvin like what the fuck were your parents thinking?
Yeah, whatever, whatever.
Like, it's a normal name.
Is it not?
Wait, Melvin, are you the only son?
I'm the only son.
I have a sister.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Yo, chat be honest, it's not even a good or bad name.
Bad name?
What is that question?
Be honest, be honest.
Imagine being called Melvin, like actually.
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, atrocious.
I talked to Facebook reveal when?
Um, I've done Facebook reveal before.
Bro, your whole chat is fucking me.
Wait, why is everyone saying bad?
well I don't fucking hear
why is your name well why is your name
Melvin's bro and your actually I never met an Asian name
I know I said you are a man after everything you've been through over
the last few months you deserve the best I love you brother red heart emoji
Stay safe mood
Thank you so much bro I love you bro God bless you
Yeah that's crazy bro Melvin your name is Melvin and your Asian name
Bro don't start such a shit like that
Because of all the streams and happy birthday man
God bless you brother
Bro it's not a bad thing
Well what's the problem with Melvin?
I love you so much bro God bless you God bless you
Yeah it's kinda crazy like I don't know I've met like some Asians named Daniel
And stuff like that
What? Ben was not an Asian name
Malfit?
Probably like Jason, yeah, that's some Asian name like Ray...
Jason is not a fucking...
Yesterday Jason is an Asian name Ray too
How is it an Asian name?
Ray card
Oh okay, it just sounds Asian
Okay what's your name then?
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!
Muda, I made a birthday for you. I made a video...
Okay, Sam, I have a lot of other stuff
It sounds like a name from Evan at the Chipmunks
All right
Yo, what are you gonna do with the thinkado?
I said like this should put it to your hard-working mods
anyway I'm gonna go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not anyway
he said that though so yeah he said A dark sir Melvin yeah they need some food
so we all sent me send me some uh send me your both of your guys's
paypal's maybe I'll start like wait really yes I'll take 20 bucks what the
fuck 20 bucks is more than enough just try to buy food like food
Oh, Melvin is $10,000 last month.
This is from Melvin, I guess.
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah, what about me though? What about me? How was I made last month?
I mean, you know what? I'll give you $10,000.
Wait, really? Still not!
What?
I'll give you like 10 bucks. Send me your paper though.
Bro, what the fuck?
W. Alright, let's do some reacts.
Let's do some reacts.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Wait, my chat is sending me houses that I could rent.
Why is this house looks so small?
This is actually not bad.
Like, I swear to God.
This is like some claustrophobic ass house though, no?
I mean the rooms are literally like squares.
Very renovated house though.
Slowly making my way to the 25k bits badge, but mood honest question.
Does your nose work as a ventilation fan?
Ch- I know I'm one person, bro, but like, what in the fuck? This is a smo-
Wait, is that a window or is that a door?
Is this a house split between the two? No way, right? Is this side by side?
There's no way, right?
So this isn't good for like one person chat, do y'all think this house is good for like
one person?
Bro, there's no way I'm gonna live in a house this small though, right?
I mean, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see, where's the directions, let
me see directions.
I don't want to leak my house, give me one sec.
Oh, it's in the west end.
Okay, bad area
It's looking like a bad area
I am ice man
This is actually not a bad house though, it's like kind of cute
It's actually kind of cute chatter it's actually gets giving cute lives, bro. I wanted the money
you. Muda can you please wipe the slug off of your upper lip. Muda and his prime, like
what the fuck even is this? No, bro, obviously it's not me.
Another minute or so, maybe 30 seconds.
Ah, another damn it!
So let me get the strip.
So let me get the state.
Let me get the straight.
Jixi turns down the e-dates.
But does that.
I have with no shame busted to you Moodoo I'm NGL.
I don't think it's fake I just don't think it's gonna be that big of a deal bro I don't
think the hand sign virus will be that big of a deal.
Yeah, I think it's actually a men who have bigger noses, who have been also found, who have longer penises, a recent study suggests.
Why do you do that to the horse?
YOOOOOO!
Oh look, he's got a kid out, he's got a kid out.
I need that, let me get that.
Muda?
What is this?
I absolutely don't like that.
Does it look like it?
Does it look like I work at burgers, bro?
Why would I make you a burger?
Holy f**k, I put my sword in this gym, I won't even lie.
So I hope y'all enjoyed it a little bit, bro. I hope y'all laughed a little bit.
I'm sorry if I'm yapping.
But I really love you guys bro
Wait what the fuck, when was this?
Holy fuck
What the fuck, when did I do that?
What did I do that?
You know how Jewish my lawyer really is?
I was renting a place in LA and the landlord tried to charge me $20,000 of damages to
my house and I had my lawyer deal with it.
Somehow they ended up oing me $40,000.
I damaged their house and then they tried to charge me, you know, $20,000.
I said, there's no way I'm saying that, said my lawyer, all-
Ray, Ray's POV when you killed him, oh this is new.
I'ma die, I'ma die, I'ma die, I'ma die.
I'm here, if you wanna bait them out.
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.
Fuck, how did we not win that tournament, bro, fuck.
How did we not win that tournament, bro?
Oh my God.
Bro. This is obviously edited. I don't know if y'all can tell, but that's obviously edited
and I think we all can- I think we all know that.
So a couple months ago, this guy said he was selling ad space on his forehead. The video
went viral and even got comments from people like MrBeast saying he'd buy it all. But
nothing really came from it until recently when he actually started doing it. A brand
called my tagalongs bought a spot on his billboard, people on cameo have paid him to wish their
friends a happy birthday, and even a movie rented out his forehead.
Apparently his plan for all this is to do it until he earns enough money to get a forehead
reduction surgery.
So a couple months ago, this guy sa-
For what?
Shhhhhh!
71,000 people watching this kid sleep, Muda you'll get there one day.
Yeah. This is literally insane by the way.
Uh, like... maybe one day you'll get there.
Like what do you mean maybe one day?
Happy birthday Muda. I'm very happy that this is the second birthday I'm celebrating with you.
You're a wonderful person and streamer. Keep doing what you do. You're the best. I love you. Really. I love you so much
Top three songs from Iceman
Well, I'm gonna tell y'all this and I'm gonna tell you this every single day until ice man comes out ice man comes out tomorrow at midnight
everyone
When ice man drops I will be live and we will be reviewing that bitch why I
Need everyone in the stream
To be there bro tomorrow at nighttime 12 my time
we will be there bro we yes us we will be there bro important message for the
chosen one can you please play my game I'm designing it
Muda's open world quests
Why is Jessica here?
Hey love, I knew you would find me first, this island copied pieces of your room because
it misses you too.
You make even a cursed island sound romantic.
Then be brave for me to open the metal chest of your world.
Ringo with the five gifted. What the fuck is this take the key and come
I hope y'all enjoyed it a little bit
I'm sorry if I'm yapping y'all
But I really love you guys bro
You're actually a loser. Why would you do that shit, bro?
Why? What's the point of that, bro? Why? I don't get it. My heart just stopped, bro. What the fuck?
Every guy forcing his voice deeper in the barren lobby just to impress a girl is scientifically
killing his own sperm. Researchers at the University of Western Australia recorded the voices of 54 men
and had women rape them for attractiveness. Every single woman picked the deepest voices as the
most masculine and the most attractive, which is no surprise.
But then the researchers took sperm samples from all 54 men
and what they found made no sense.
The men with the deepest, most attractive voices
had significantly lower sperm concentration
than the men with higher pitched voices.
The reason is testosterone.
It's the same hormone that makes your voice.
Yeah, bro, I don't know how many times
I had to tell y'all, bro.
I had the most testosterone in the entire world
and I've been telling y'all this.
I've been telling y'all this.
Thank you guys.
Okay, we broke the ice. It's got a big piece here.
Oh, that was a good one, Joe.
Let's see if it gets here.
Oh, dude, this is a great piece.
Watch this.
Okay, here. Thank you, guys.
The guys literally have been everywhere in the world, bro.
What is this?
I
There's a lot of people coming tonight. Um, we got a low key. No, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Stop putting Illuminati triangles
Let's just say there's
It's like it's like demons and then you have fucking mood up. It's like, you know what I'm saying
It's like great. Let's just say dream. Let's know. It's gonna be a fun party brah
What is this supposed to mean?
Hey guys, me and Kendrick are both dropping on the 15th but we decided to collab on an
album called Obsidian Man instead of Iceland and Fireman and here is our new song called
They Like Us.
Say no fire nights, but Kendrick a nice and I gave him better real people a party
Yo, I didn't know like what is this this this light?
Shit, bro. Yeah, I didn't know these guys see me black
Okay, chill chill chill chill
I
Saw this bro apparently bikini Bodhi is like banning random people on Twitter. He's like banning randoms as well
What the fuck is this waiter doing?
Will you be my Valentine?
Get her away from me.
Let's eat a Tomahawk steak.
Get her close to me.
Who has the best boyfriend ever?
Get her away from him.
Get her some help.
Get him some help.
Yeah, I suck toes.
Bitch!
Bounce that ass!
Bounce that ass!
Get your mom on...
Boo!
Boo!
nigga you don't want to respond to me back nigga when I was your top supporter
nigga you a bitch nigga for bitch nigga fuck you bitch ass nigga
yo yo come on bro you guys know I open on my
yeah boy you guys know I open on my Instagram my Instagram DMs every single
day bro and just see what y'all said like look at this bro bro Muda
You bro love your contact and I understand what you mean when you feel guilty because
you were joking and asking for a car and you actually gave him 10k I am trains fan and
he knows who is good people and he is a really good person so just don't break his chest
enjoy your birthday bro big 22.
This guy just said I love you Muda you know what I'm saying Muda said say Wallahi
if you read this is all the guys said Mudo are you Jewish like so yeah anyway see
you know I'm saying I literally read every single one bro I literally read
every single one bro you're my girlfriend and I just lost 10 the games in a row
Who's a bad girl?
That's my coach bro?
That's my fucking coach?
I'm never doing another date stream ever again by the way.
I'm literally never doing another date stream ever again until I'm like 110% confident
that she likes me.
I'm not doing another date stream unless I'm 110% sure that she likes me.
So just so fucked up though.
Muda and Tarek in one team before GTA 6.
Wait, what?
Wait, what do you mean, BakiSmart is not available on the latest edition, non-EAC mode only?
Who gives a fuck about that, bro?
I don't know what it is, but a lot of Arabs get married to their cousins.
I don't know why.
When I came to this game, I filmed so many people that I'm going to hit Challenger and
League of Legends and they just laugh at me.
Could someone tell me why I told you I was going to reach Challenger and League of Legends
and you just laughed at me and said no I'm not?
against Bikini Bodhi, and according to Trident, he had the game of his life against Bikini Bodhi.
Trident went 22-4 in a top champion lobby. If we look at his stats, he is an average KD of a 1.4 KD,
and has a champion of his every single season since year 8, season 4.
Trident simply had the best game of his life against the Consecrator, and led Bikini Bodhi
to manual this player, and Ubisoft determined he was cheating.
Bloppy went 2-8 and got banned by Ubisoft for cheating on behalf of Bikini Bodhi's manual,
which in my opinion, that is absolutely insane. I get sending the username of Mr. Trident
I didn't go in 22 and 4, but Bloppy, he went 2 and 8.
Come on.
Bloppy and Trident were late.
Well, fuck this entire Rainbow Sixage community on God.
Yeah, you're done.
You're done.
45 Max, 45 Max.
I'll teach you a lesson while you shouldn't log in class.
It's only up from there, cause you just got away.
Damn.
Make it over.
This is all I had to say.
Fuck off, I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Well, what the five gifted DeLoro with the five gifted Durango with the five gifted.
What the fuck is no one gonna warn me when I was hearing grow mood is hours in league.
Yes, bro.
I have been sweating bro 141 hours already.
How do I already have 140 hours?
How fast can you get 200,000 kills?
Even if you cheat, even if you put a mood and join one of those server sets.
Bro, like it.
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.
Where is this guy, I don't get it.
you
you
you
you
you
What the fuck are you saying bro?
Let me see bro, what did I do?
What did I do?
Where am I?
13. What do you mean? On my birthday I did a six hour stream. You're such a fucking liar.
Like you're such a fucking liar. What do you mean? One year ago it was six hours. On my
my birthday what about this one
the fuck I didn't even scream on my birthday this day
Yeah, I'm back. I did not want it. Hey
Yeah, this is the most
Actually, no, this is not the most but this I will bro. Do y'all see this so far January February March April May
How long is that four months five months five months? No, no, no days off. I
I should have took one day off, but I was sick child. This doesn't count child. I was literally sick, but it doesn't count
But it's a cow
It doesn't count brah. I was literally sick. I was literally sick
All right some valid it do do we even play valor that it's already 6 p.m. Bro. It's 6 p.m.
EST it's 6 p.m. EST bro. It's 6 p.m. EST
All right, maybe no segment, but we play Valorant yay, nay or gay
I do we should do a segment tomorrow chat because like literally no one watches Valorant at this time
Do a segment and get off. I was low key down for that. The thing is bro. Who the fuck is even on Valorant now?
Terry bar
Let's go. I like it. I like it. What even is the in-house violence?
Mod switch the thing to uh, to brick that's a valid please
switch the valid um, yeah, I mean
Yeah, I think we should do it tomorrow. I think you should do the valor statement tomorrow tomorrow Jack tomorrow
I'm gonna get up early. I love you so much, Jen. I love you so much. God bless you, though. Chat tomorrow. I'm gonna go tomorrow
I'm gonna go live early and
It's gonna be me and a pro chat. I have a question tomorrow
Should we do mood up and a pro player versus eight bronzes or?
Radiant radiant verse eight bronzes and it's I'm spectating and watch partying
Would y'all want me to watch part of it or would y'all want me to play in it with 2v8 for tomorrow?
Do y'all want me to play in it or do y'all want me to like react to it and watch part of it kinda?
Are you playing League today? Yes I am.
I'm gonna play league at like maybe seven o'clock ish or some shit like that because
um, I
Do what I do. I don't know what to do for my birthday. Yeah, I need to go to the gym
I need to go to the gym as well. So I don't really know what I'm gonna do today to be honest
It's my birthday though, it's my birthday
It's my birthday. No, it's my birthday
So I'm done by the way, I'm done drinking caffeine, right? I really do want to I drink I drink matcha today
I was drinking matcha today chat I'm a matcha guy now bro I'm a matcha guy
you say this shit every two months
all you a matcha guy now
all
you a matcha guy now like
what is that even mean bro what is that even mean bro
What does that even mean?
Oh yeah, let me call Hattie back, bro.
Let me call Hattie back.
Let me call Hattie, bro.
Macha still has caffeine?
No.
Yo!
That was good, bro.
Yo, chat!
Go fuck yourself, buddy.
I was gonna say happy birthday, but guess what? Fuck you!
Why? Why are you being like that, bro?
Bro, why am I being like that?
Why are you saying, fuck me, it's my birthday, you can't say that.
You know, you don't answer my calls this morning so I don't wish you happy birthday.
You don't like my story when I post a happy birthday for you?
No, say nothing.
Like, am I just one of the, one of the, the chicks, like the, the hose?
No, bro, that's crazy. What do you mean, bro? What do you mean?
No, bro. No, you're what are you talking about, bro?
One second, bro, I'm gonna say it. I'm just my bad, bro. I'm just I'm just putting it on my story that it's my birthday, bro
you
you
you
you
you
I
Know chance in hell this we can look you dark in
One of the Janna races doesn't fight, aim in, or arcades fully clear.
We can just go all side and have one person wait and we can finish the round together.
I can send us.
If you want.
I gotta clean my monitor, bro, I gotta clean my monitor.
just call in and say it's on a gun
it's on a gun bro chat am i a gamer
chat am i a gamer
no i'm not gonna shoot the fuck
ow ow
Yeah
Hey, you gonna be toxic I get real toxic I'll get real racist right like I don't know I just like oh my god, where's your one?
Where's your one?
You know why I died cuz it's a fucking boom bot running out of the smoke and no one shooting the boom ball
Oh, bring your cheats on shut up. I wish I did have cheats, bro, but no, I don't have them
I hope Drake delays Ice Man so I can see him cry.
Does that sit here?
What about what about here?
Here on this town
Any second smoking?
70, 70, nice. Run down.
I like how we need to win this round.
I just try not to stuck him.
I told my rat was gonna be right about a week ago
I work my ass off, my knees and they go
I shot the reason you're dead
Us, us, us
Y'all know the only reason why Drake's even releasing Iceman for May 14 is because of me bro
It's because of me bro
It's because of me bro
It's my birthday bro
It's my fuckin' birthday bro
day bro rich sonny is my first day bro genuinely shut the fuck up he doesn't
know you
you want to drop here I'm down we can just fast take it and get orb we have all
I'll punch him
Where does he come from?
He's gone
He dropped off, sorry
Say it's right?
Onside!
Bro, I can't fucking see
I need presided
Tell us your real age you look 30. Oh man. Whoa. What do you mean? I look 30. Are you dumb?
What do you mean? I know I don't look 30 dumb ass. I don't stand
I'm one bro. I'm like action throw it up. I appreciate you. Yeah, I love you. No, thank you
I might switch mouse is bro. I don't know if I like
Like not much bro. It's low-key like an egg shape. I might I might buy the viper and see how it is
Now the super
Cheshine by the super strike and the viper v4 pro and see which one I like more
I'm going to do the other kid play again, I'll do the same stun.
Yeah, you can get the same shit.
And then just return which one I like.
Go through this one, you can't, uh, we're about tower.
You can get tower later.
Cause you want to stun your life for all.
I don't think I'm dead.
It's on him.
But I should have saw
I'm holding content
We're actually holding
I'll just press it in this bitch
Mota, I just followed to say you look 40 not 20 bar
You know what's weird?
Wait, if you want to make a faster man, I can throw this stun
I don't know bro, I feel like I'm not getting sick
getting sick but my body is like really destroyed bro I might take today off in
the gym thing is I already took two days off though like there's no way I'm
gonna be fast I'm gonna go to the gym regardless but I just feel like I'm
getting sick whatever I love you I got played by a fucking girl and you
I'm making my night every night of you just crying
When you know that I'm just going insane
And I really love to watch you be one day
So give me back all the time that I've got
So I just say
Get out of my way!
Get a kill and run, I'm really asleep
Happy birthday, Moodydy
I'm not calling you a Jew today
Oh yeah
I keep cooking, Ken
And it's not good you had
Yeah, yeah, I got you.
Bro, should I like get the V3 or the V4 pro?
Like I don't get it.
I don't know if I like this shape.
i'm gonna order them
and is on the c a
by per
the for pro
happy birthday mood that i am sending you a picture of mine is a gift and i am
thirty
uh...
by some of the
i think it's
trust me bro it's not the most no i don't know what it's not
i just don't know what i like
for a little bit for i don't know what shape i'm at works
I don't even know if I'm gonna mind it bro, it's all good, this guy's a good mouse
We all have over 6k on our channel
I'll show you guys the game
John bro, thank you bro, I love you bro, God bless you, I love you, thank you
I'll play three guns down, second
Oh fuck, you guys are red bro, I'm actually sped
Try this, you're like straight
I'm the yellow brookest fuck, let me buy Elise for you
should I really buy the super strike ready? oh scott's gonna take you work never mind never mind
I saw like everyone's on it low key but like bro I thought that she's so realistic
our cage are in condition anytime you go anywhere else we lose
this rain is like fully aware of it too
gonna deal with the bomb watching cook uh aside for stuff on the they leave
B you know they leave off that right?
Oh I signed
I have all the content out there
Yeah I'm not often done
But I can just rip it on the searcher
I'm gonna kick it out
I've had enough
I'm just gonna climb inside of the flash
one enemy remaining. Can't see him, can't see him. Deep, deep, we got 6. How did I
actually not see him? Wait, no, no, no, I just started to start to kill.
What, can we get a birthday twerk? I was there. Do you guys think I'm like some type
of stripper, bro? Okay. Fix the audio? What do you mean fix the audio? Is it
like delayed can do the same and play and I'll do this guys guys guys windows we
have aura you're all how much for a camera delayed a little bit check it
once I'll be trying to fix it I don't know why I'm with this done right right
close I said no I said no
What I
Yeah, I have hold let me fight first new player
One man fix the camera. There's an ugly fuck on it
Speaking a peeking you
Have time to go man, my clove your
I'm sure thinking skills are so off the charts from nothing to win this are you on you can't
clear you right am I not am I not just intelligent like intelligent let's get retarded
run him down or give my chamber time to position him in the round right?
hmmm
yo whats a good mouse pad guys? i need to get a new mouse pad
i don't know, i think everybody is the same
yeah
depends on your skates more than anything actually
have you tried gloss?
if you're on gloss skates it doesn't matter what pad you're on
Ah, I threw it off.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I'm dead.
That's why you're standing.
Okay, okay.
Like, FUCK!
Honestly, the desert around here is, what, Tuals?
No, one of them.
Wow, I'm on...
We're too busy thinking about fucking mouse pad, yeah?
Sort of those.
Oh my god, oh FUCK!
Lock in, we all lock in.
Snack time!
Hmm.
Starve.
Only brought enough for me.
Are we playing to win?
Yes, I wanna win!
I wanna win!
Alright, then if you wanna win, let's go fucking arcade.
Okay!
Playing to win, let's go.
We will go arcade.
I'm gonna fight.
No, I'm gonna...
They're off to shock here.
This guy's gonna play like that.
I can fight you, man.
I'm there.
some know when you want stun
i know
nice
i breach all
you gotta hold gen
i can flash
ready?
Oh
One enemy remaining
Wait, are you soft?
Man, no.
I'm soft. I've seen that. LOL.
Look at that.
Soft, bro.
I have my back shoes, that full chest.
Oh, I think I'm not gonna lie.
You got that? I mean, not that, Chamber.
Yeah.
I need a drop.
I should have told you. I was playing off angle. Sorry.
Nah, you're chill. I just didn't know you could see me.
If you went down off your angle, I was looking at the map.
Chamber!
You should be able to fight in it.
They have brimhole though.
They usually play dash.
Oh my god, I was 80 video and reach this
You run back
Let it for sand a little
CT CT 20%
where I was
on another floor
I think it's really good
I'm sorry
fucking smooth
I'm stuck down
like I'm right down
having their vision
stay inside
I saw my friend
in the other side
And I'm just gay. I'm gay.
I'm gay! I'm gay!
Let's go. Let's go. Let's do this someday, will you.
Hey, B...
Don't freakin' play this character, man, I'm sorry. B...
Yo, take this again.
A freakin' 21 day basis.
and then me ran into him and we were going in like...
Ahhhh...
Wait for him to get the kill on this. Where are you going then?
Stundos?
They're in A main.
Right in.
I mean, did Nenten Yahu drop a nuke on us? Like what just happened?
Yeah. What the fuck?
Hi there's so many people here. Good to cut off.
It's fine.
How do you guys want some? You want some, man?
Uh...
Probably.
Moodle is probably the funniest club I've ever seen.
And give Melvin extra bro this poor guy's parents named him Melvin like poor guy like
Give them a little extra
Our jackets to right off the bat or they go be
I
Can't be
Fight planted
I mean like why are they all hitting life shots on you I'm just kind of confused
I don't have the light on right now or no?
Obviously fucking not, you crazy?
Obviously not, this is Janus Life gaming.
Chat, for my Wutility keyboard, for my wooden keyboard chat, should I have him with the
lightest setting in the world
Open door, on it, on it, on it
Party out
I
Play are standing oh why would that guy not die
I
Don't spell Artie. I'm who don't are you gonna get an ult kill? Yes, bro. Yes. I'm very very confident. I can yes
apps a fucking movie bro apps a fucking movie. Yes, I can
What do you mean a cap what do you vote? What do you mean popcorn?
Yeah, how have y'all been enjoying like the variety games by the way like League of Legends Apex Val
IRLs variety games horror games chat we officially made it out
you
you
you
you
you
I
Psyping because they know they literally have to start to be the chosen one because the chosen ones that are the best part of
Every single fucking video games so basically what that means that they're gonna probably go a because I'm now on B
The industry side because they're probably gonna be blea honestly they're probably gonna go a because of that I'm on be
It's the shows almost on be so
Another person on site chamber you fucking bait her fucking you from here
That's like I'm watching here
Very very predictable
I
Play are standing
What you died by died by a molly
Oh, come on. I thought you died by him. That's why I pushed
I swear that I killed you so I was gonna push it to space. Oh my god, I'm a molly
I already saw Rio, she put chamber on A.
I feel like Pepper's gonna use her zombie.
Oh my god.
A is a zombie, that's what they're doing, they're not even making it to your drip before you're dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Please bro, what fucking need this land man.
I need one more person on site, like site site.
Fire in the hole!
Nothing in here.
Don't begin.
Okay.
Guys.
if i die i'm gay
spice planted
how's the wolf?
he has to push spawn
spawners so standard man
it's actually crazy that's destroyed
no chamber?
winnable winnable winnable
I'll make sure that I pop my all at a time. I know I can get a kill
I don't want to just pop an all and potentially lose you guys or gambas bro. I'm a W streamer
Bro, I'm a W. What do you guys want to play this round?
I'm a W streamer chat. I would never want to do that shit to you, okay?
I'm probably going to lurk this in the fight, amen. But I can't really fight out of shit.
The reno on your team is throwing. I know he's ass. It's me you fucking dumbass. Yeah, I should have retarded
Bye right now
I for camp that as well as one more there
I guess they can all talk to me.
No way, 120 breach?
40 raise.
Gap on the drop smoke.
Good guy.
Yeah, 120 breach.
One enemy remaining.
I don't have a single life worth saving.
I'm gonna die.
I have to go fencing.
Birthday stripper pulled in?
Sorry, I'll parquade.
Is that good?
Sorry, what do you all think I should get for my birthday, bro?
Someone else should play site.
Yeah, I'm going site.
I just can't...
I'll smoke game in right away and then after with your side I'm gonna go put
B.
Wait.
say what I'm doing because we need 15 second to live with quality time with
family yes bro I'm trying to go see my family yeah I don't know where to go eat
tonight bro I know exactly where you are one day look you're coming this way
78 on Cypher
We are full of wall
Raze? No, yeah
After the inside Raze on
Check with planters, please someone
Raze, close
You making a turn huh?
Yeah, I'm getting a turn
One enemy remain, Barks
One more inside
That's got planters
I
Want what do I do there? Oh
My god
They haven't used their brim only the whole game except for the one time down
They're there be sure I might play be just a couple my god
Well one of the club has to be when trading right?
like walla right kids getting in a site without any utility ever do that's
I'm just saying.
Like, the probe is playing the most atrocious way possible.
It's not there, man.
Yeah, they're like B, I think. They're more like A or like C.
Driving over on B, I think.
I'm going to do it, man.
Well, I put the Apex Rookie to Pred, it's going to happen, I'm honestly at a good spot
right now.
I'm so confused what the fuck am I reading are you typing them
get out of my way
jobs easy gg won't my work bitch like work bro light work light work y'all
hear that fucking voice crack though chill chat do you guys understand how I
literally hop on this game once a fucking gear but still managed to MVP
every single time MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP GG bro GG
I need a duo though, oh god, I need a duo bro, come on.
I need a duo bro.
Is there not a single duo?
You know what I need to do, I need to schedule a ranked session with Zene
tomorrow.
Don't you miss B-Dog yeah, I hope he's doing good bro. When you spend that much time with someone bro, you know what I'm saying? It's uh, it's nice. It's like, it's it's cool, you know what I'm saying?
I miss, I miss that, I miss all the boys bro, I miss Malvin. It shit was crazy bro. That shit literally felt like a movie bro.
Miss Melvin this shit was crazy, but that shit literally felt like a movie, bro
That was literally like a movie, bro. I'm not even gonna lie
In Berlin on a 24-7 marathon in Berlin in a whole different country
For a race to rank one and guess what chat we did it bro. We did it
We did it bro. We did it
China next yes, yes, but chat I'm here to say right now
That I am going to discontinue the rank one on all continents
We're just gonna do the radiant marathon marathon the radiant. All right, we're not gonna do the rank one now
I'm gonna tell y'all this might this might make some of y'all sad
That might say my y'all mad that makes that might make some of y'all happy
The reason why I'm doing that is first of all, I don't want to be a like
Valorant Tide anymore, bro. So that what does that mean? That means that like, bro,
I want when I travel to different worlds, bro, like China, I'm not trying to be
inside a room for 12 hours a day, stretching and scratching my hair going
bald to go for rank one. Instead, I'd rather try to do road to radiant,
Take my time, have fun, which is the most important fucking thing.
IRL streaming when we're in China, like that is the entire point of these, bro, fuck, just
like, I don't know.
You know, I did rank one of the most two hardest continents that someone would say
EU NNA.
So, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
So, that's what I'm saying, bro, honestly, so to be honest, it's going to be fire,
bro.
It's going to be fire.
It really is going to be fire, bro.
fire road to radiant in every single content no more rank one it's still
obviously gonna be hard and challenging it's still the hardest rank in the game
to get radiant but uh yeah bro I'd rather have fun and enjoy the moment than
want to kill myself try to get rank one you know what I'm saying yeah curry did
do that bro but the thing is he didn't do like a live marathon 24-7 stream like
We have IRLs and everything.
You know what I'm saying?
We have Japan, we have China.
What else do we have?
We have China and Japan still I think.
And maybe Korea.
I believe Korea too.
You know what I'm saying?
And ZYKES AND WITH THE FIVE JAPANES!
I love you bro, I love you.
Hey, bro, we grew out of Alvin, bro, it's actually such an amazing word to say, bro.
bro why am I on this map again
show love to your Indian brothers and pull up to Mumbai
honestly okay okay I'll play safer on a place guy
should we pull up to should we pull up to
we'll head
I
Was I gonna do brah I was gonna message someone on this. Oh, yeah, I was gonna message Zane Zane
Are you down for rank to predator tomorrow?
bro
Bro roll to breader tomorrow bro, what you remember tomorrow bro. Who's this also? It's 634 bro
I'm a little hungry bro. I'm a little hungry. Oh my god. I thought you quit the game. What do you mean?
It's because there's like a bug going on where if you had too many friends your friend like your friends
We just go to like a hundred randomly
And it's a breaker game. So I don't have a bunch of people
And I don't think you quit.
Cap, cap, cap. You fucking switched up. You switched up on your day ones. You fucking switched up on your day ones.
Bro chat, I've been getting these milkheads.
I love you.
I hope you have a great day.
Thank you chat
You know, it's weird, bro. I I don't know if it's normal, but bro
I've been eating the same meal prep from the same company for the last year like every day
I'm kind of getting bored of it, bro. I can't eat that match found sick of it. What I
Can't eat it anymore, bro
Like I cannot eat it anymore
let's go bro why i don't know i just chat i eat the same food every day for the last year
maybe i switch up mooder there is a polymarket on jesus to resurrect before gta 6 thoughts
sell out or check it there's a polymarket on jesus to resurrect before gta 6 hey bro thank you bro
appreciate you bro 22 now man 22 bro big 22 congrats for a happy birthday bro
thank you bro thank you i miss you too muna bro no miss me bro how's his game
then guys um you see when they got rid of neon is really fun and really good
and then sorry she's like dead now though right like she's playable she's a little bit
more. You're a bit less stupid
I don't know. My characters are
Happy birthday. Move the big
the streams. Broste Blas.
thank you very much. Oh,
4 pn
Legit 50% chance on Jesus coming back before GTA 6 solo L
I think there is a bigger chance erno's gets smaller
Yo, if y'all say Jinxie calling one more time bro, I'm gonna take the fuck out that y'all trick me every single time though
If you die today, I will remember you forever
It has been an honor well, I want I want a low key bro. I told you I'm literally gonna go to League of Legends
Happy birthday, you are you the don't keep pushing King?
Chris, I love you. Thank you so much
Oh you guys act like I left for that long bro
Yeah, I switched up the second I got my first like what 10 viewers
What what the fuck
It's two chat. Do I order Chipotle, bro?
Mother, do you have a Kadoba? Do you have a Kadoba?
uh no i do we chat do i have a kadoa let me see let me see if i have a kadoa
kadoa yeah actually i do but i feel like i feel like kasaada kasaada is
way better than kadoa so which one of you kind
Why are you saying it's so quiet?
Don't you get bored of eating Chipotle every day?
Probably because you turned me down in the last game.
Uh, I mean, a little bit.
Nah, not at all actually, not at all.
No.
Bro, my meal perhaps I've been eating every single day for the last year, bro.
I literally cannot.
Come on, bro.
I literally cannot eat those anymore, bro.
I literally cannot eat those anymore.
I have a higher chance of me winning this game.
If you don't buy me, you're banned.
You're banned, you fuck it.
I don't see my family for a bit after
Just pull is like
I
Reloading the dash we're loading the dash Rena
Oh, he does have a dash I'm a liar
Why are y'all saying yo Alvin is that you?
been a rap god what are y'all saying what does that mean
You're the less into this world.
After the run, there's a gun down there.
No bro, she's both about lost.
One enemy remaining.
Oh my god!
Forgive me, I did it.
I'm sorry.
Yes, um, yes!
This is what we need it.
I'm just playing in a little bit of an accent.
Thank you for the please say something guys my voice back bro please tell me my voice
This is back bro.
Go there.
Thank god.
70k
70k
closer
whoa i'm stalking
you
you
you
you
you
2 plays this game every single day, he's match, he actually has an xpro also he has a xpro.
First of all xpro, 2nd of all plays this game every single day, 3rd of all, never takes
breaks.
I also think you moved out no one on your body.
Get out of my way!
I'm hiding there.
Let's find you.
Okay, I'm definitely going to get this kid.
You can just kill him.
Can't kill him!
I'm just going to get him!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
Spike down, B.
Eraser!
Eraser!
Eraser!
I got to fight you.
I'm building.
Eraser!
Last player standing.
Fuck man, you know fuck, the eagle.
Yo, yo, yo, go tell them that.
Where are you?
Perfect for the watching battle.
Bring them down.
Concealment!
Concussing exchange sites.
Hop up, hop up, hop up!
Yeah
Locking site
Locking site
Face your fear
I can't do anything there, maybe stay back site.
Did you- Oh no. Wait, who's Ash to smoke was this?
Don't think you guys are. Just keep up lives and buy another one.
Please, goodnight.
Thank you.
Ash, if I wasn't live right now, I'd call you somebody that would give me a band, bro.
What?
Oh man, you're a fucking...
Oh no, no, no!
I know there's a company in Flarest.
Lock and sight!
I'm going to destroy you.
I can't even hear it today.
One enemy remaining.
My chances.
That's a straight.
He's gone now.
How the fuck are you 22 you look like a 40 year old pedophile.
All right
This could be my first bad a game on this account
Guys guys go for connected one be long
Shameless fears betray like that. I say let's go
like I just I'm sorry I baited I was one shot bro I didn't want to move out of my
comfort spot bro just one shot um fade chamber and Astra do you guys want to go
maybe plug in a keyboard, maybe a mouse.
I hope this email finds you the best of all.
Fuck you, second happy birthday.
I think I've been held perfectly ever since.
I'm the guy that's screaming with zero delay.
I have 15 kills and I'm entry.
You guys shouldn't be complaining about last night.
I don't know. I think we need to keep fine-mining.
Go mid. Go mid to R.
How did you do that?
Bring them in right!
Enemy spotted, hey!
One enemy remaining.
Rapper player standing. Reloading.
You want to play? Let's play.
Oh, I'll be lost.
Oh, I'll be lost.
4-7's not bad. I mean, I'm just gonna do what I'm ordered by food.
We lost this fucking round. It's impossible to win this.
And the calculations, the guys 2 and 7 has been held out by NfNop.
It's impossible.
They died in 10 seconds.
Probably lost.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I felt like you died from art.
I could not kill those.
Oh, wait, should I have pizza?
I'm gonna eat up pizza after this.
Yeah, I realized that after I died.
Yeah.
Chad, is it bad to have leftover pizza if you had pizza yesterday?
Like, is it unhealthy to have pizza today's in a roll, but it's unhealthy?
I don't want to throw away food, like, what the fuck?
Let's keep running it down there.
Bro is reheating- Bro is eating reheated pizza on his birthday.
Still in fact.
So I'm allowed to be
Confillments, blocking visions
No such luck
You want to fight it!
Spike down, B
I got the spike
nice play now I mean they really do just like on this game huh matter what
you do it's never good enough obviously nice place now and I'm trying to hide it
they don't need to name drop me as well they don't really care obviously I'm
looking at a 1d stream right now three of them are if can spawn every brown
you weren't giving us this information I thought it was obvious I didn't know
Oh
Is it we got for this yeah, I mean, I'm tired
Okay, where was I?
Deagle down on the Phoenix
Brittany well, I know deep down you're impressed for my gameplay skills like well, I know deep down like
Like deep down. I know you you like how I play like I want no calm like well
I know deep down you like how you know, I just know Brittany. I just know I just know I just like no
Yeah, do you see how I play this game? No other streamer plays this game like me. I don't give a fucking yes
It is ego, but you know what? I'm allowed to have an ego because the amount of years and hours that put into this game
I am literally thousands of miles ahead of better than every single person ever ever ever ever ever ever
And I can go for whatever I want to but you know what I want I want to be a
Like my ego or call me an L ego and not like my personality
But it's just how it is. I'm giving you
guys
And I'm gay, I don't know how we saw me though. Oh, it's KK
Ashra
The only person who runs that thing is KK
I know.
We also have no.
Cheater ego by the way, W though.
I got chat, as my birthday gets I got Kcat.
Oh yeah.
On my birthday I got Kcat on my birthday.
Oh my love life.
You have to swim.
The chakra?
Hmm, no go away, go away, go away, no info.
Happy birthday, uncle! I'm not uncle, I'm twenty-two years old, girl. I'm still young. Come on guys, chill, chill.
I bet KK gets hard whenever he streams time, he's got a lot of them.
Someone buy me a Vano please.
Bank! Keep up.
Way long.
Long, long.
Oh
Muda why are you getting view-botted so Burt peanut make a lot his way up to a hundred and forty thousand viewers
All right, however when I get targeted from someone else to view-bot me
But it's not even me the one that's doing it, but no Bert Pena can view by himself to 150,000 viewers and no one's a word
All right, but no worries. So when I go ahead and bomb on building I don't want anyone to say anything
and GTA 5
What's this?
Obscuring passion!
Bro, you're not. You bought it and I checked it?
Yeah, also everyone's saying that like, um...
Like, do I switch from a chatter?
You're tripping that sort of thing.
Okay.
You need one enemy remaining.
Flawless.
I got your backs, ya know, from the front.
Tell me bro, there's a reason why everyone wants me to come back to this game.
Mude come back please.
Mude come back to this game.
Please Mude come back to Valorant, save us.
I can't bro, I'm sorry.
I mean that's crazy.
Yo listen, just enjoy the China radiance, enjoy the Japan radiance while you still
can bro.
Enjoy the series while you still can.
Cuz my it's over bro
I don't give a s-actual.
I'm scaring you, sir!
You are divided!
Get out of my way!
Oh, my spread!
what the fuck is that spread I didn't even a whiff my spread was bad what the
fuck I didn't reset it's not a phantom way better though phantom clears fuck
Dandel
My arms a radio
Hey
I mean the way he's clearing that, I just don't like it, bro.
It's the same guy that said, ah, yo, beak, can you stop life-gaining things.
It's like, oh, this guy's literally sniping me.
It's so disgusting.
Just gonna order food, bro.
It's not even worth it.
I'm a changed man, bro.
I'm like Thorfinn, bro.
I'm deadass like Thorfinn now, bro.
You just can't get to me, bro.
Let me order some Chipotle or reheated pizza.
I feel bad, bro.
You know, I'll eat the pizza tonight, maybe, or something.
Reheated pizza?
You know what, you're right.
I'm gonna reheat this pizza, eat this pizza, and then eat steak with my family.
Not a bad show.
It's not a bad show.
Interesting. Very very interesting.
It's a very very interesting play with my Fade there.
There.
I don't run.
Good moray.
One enemy remaining.
Spike down A.
78, and he is sniping like crazy.
So I full cammed, I full cammed. You can't see.
I'm full full camp so you're good fuck 1v1
I understand your body wants it, I know your thoughts, all you bout it bout it, you're a big girl, and it's yours, and I'ma let you do it how you want, I'll write to you, write to you, I know you know I know you want
Bro, you're so disgusting. Stop. I don't want to watch.
So it's okay for a girl to take out her titties and slap them on your face when you watch Korn.
But when a streamer takes his titties out, it's different.
I don't know, bro. Y'all are just fucking annoying, bro.
Reloading!
You want to play? Let's play.
Bring them down!
Away!
Enemy B!
Blocking vision!
This just begins!
I'll bring it!
Pull in the mid!
Clear section!
Mopping up.
Stay inside.
I'm running out, running out.
Stay inside.
Mopping through one enemy base.
I
Grown man playing valorant on his birthday
Why didn't you throw a party like Jason? Well, first of all, I don't like going to parties
I only went to party
I only went to Jason's party because he invited me bro, and I went across the world for that four to five hour flight second of all
All right second of all
Yeah, bro, I don't know I'm working here bro. I'm working
I'm working here
You're pretty established man
Muda you have no friends?
You're honestly my ass, you know
I got assets, you know
I got assets, you know friends
I have like two friends, that's it
Fight planted
I got speed em up
One nice ult
I mean 32 kills
kills on a life like like 30 through kills and this motherfucker is literally
stream sniping the entire team is stream sniping and I'm dropping 32 kills in
her head top yo Cobra bro just tell me am I not the chosen one bro just keep it
Bucking me bro. Your name does say that. Appreciate you bro. Appreciate you.
There are lots of enemies over here. Marked one. Get out of my way.
Enemy spotted here.
The last player standing, one enemy remaining.
Again, their fear is a truck and the truck is fresh.
I need to drop.
Back to flipping them woppers.
Bawr.
Bawr.
Uh, can someone buy me a gun please?
I think it's only fair if you drop your gun right now
yeah I'm fucked yeah I'm fucked yeah I'm fucked yeah I'm fucked API
AAAA!
opinion on ROG cell fuck that shit
But
ROG cell is fucking terrible bro
I don't even know who this Jet's name is because of a bug.
How is this bug still in the game by the way?
Interesting.
Bug is still in the game.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
I mean, bro!
Wait, what? How does my phone know it's my birthday?
What
Yo, can you guys stop and get off my dick, bro?
like generally bro generally bro why do y'all always get on my dick why do y'all
always spam you bro why do y'all always spam you
Why do you guys always spam you cuz you're ugly cuz your ugly let me check my pizza
though. How long have I been live for by the way? 3.3 hours. 3 hours and 35 minutes.
How much pizza do I have here?
Oh, yes.
Bro, I'm actually scared.
What if I don't find a house, bro?
I'm forgetting a little worried about.
Well, Johnco eventually joined the tournament? Probably.
Yeah, he's very good.
Oh my god.
W, ugly mooter.
So how much time do I put the pizza in for?
How much time do I put the pizza in for, chat?
One minute. 30 seconds.
I did one minute and 30. Is that too much?
Happy birthday.
By the way, can y'all rate me on a scale of one to ten real quick?
Can y'all rate me on a scale of one to ten real quick?
Can't rate me on a scale of one to ten real quick. Keep it a boat, you go.
Zero zero zero nine eleven.
Like what?
Hey!
Oh, open!
Let's go.
Damn, man.
Damn man, today is going to be a four hour shooting.
How do you guys think Kato feels like?
How do you think Kato feels every day he goes live only for four hours?
Iceman is out bro y'all know I'm literally friends with Drake I know exactly what time
it's dropping like are you stupid I know exactly what time it's dropping
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22. I don't know about you
But I'm feeling 22
Chat, what should we will can we like watch something while we eat bro?
Can we watch something while I eat Brewer now?
React ready to react today bro get on the league I
Don't know if we have enough time for a week today bro chat
Do we have enough time for League today?
What's the what what is the world up to today?
XQC
Hamza Ron Jason Jinxia see what the big five are doing
So Hamza is slaving away to fucking okay
Camry speeding at 36 miles per hour in a 25. Yo does XQC love cop cop slop?
Every time I press on this stream he's always doing something with cops a lot bro
Actually love this guy is she too funny
All right. What's up? Who's this?
Okay, remember? Nobody. Make the neighbor smash.
Chad, I'm on BT. I'm on bad timing. And that's where to my dad. This is demon time.
All the rest is summer. 2026 is demon time. Who's off school, Chad?
Can I see a demon emoji in the chat? Maybe a little demon?
I
Remember when we went down the hill and we almost fucking died
Yo, you know we went down this hill full speed
in the chat bro. Let's get some good vibes around. Can we get some fist bumps around?
Chad, who's the better coach? Chad, who's the better coach, bro? Who's the better coach?
Hamza or, um, or, uh, now Loki. I think Hamza too, Loki. However, they both, they're both retards.
I'm singing bro, I'm thinking the kids gonna be like, okay, I don't want kids, I'm like, no don't care, I keep on care, it's like, you know, and it's, and it's singing, it's so strong, don't ask kids, I'm gonna be walking by my mom, you know what I'm saying, I thought I'd do the homework right now, I thought I'd do the homework.
Chad, what if you like Rekhae?
Yeah, you're not supposed to be their teacher you're supposed to just watch them until their parents come get them.
That's a school program.
So you can do whatever you want.
You're the rental agreement?
Yeah, I was from...
Oh my.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
How many make it together?
No, I can't leave y'all won't leave
should I skip my birthday bro and just do a long stream today like genuinely like
healthy wise but not what y'all want what do y'all think is healthy like
mentally wise because like low-key we could do a long stream hop back on a apex
do it road to apex pred and then get on league and shrink like 12 hours or I end
and we go spend time with my family
Bro, the story of Tens and Tydeh, 23 million views, holy shit.
The Razer Viper V4 Pro is the best mouse on the market, here are just a few reasons why,
compared to the V3 Pro, 54 grams, a complete uncompetitive weight, a brick, they brought
it all the way down to 50 grams perfectly balanced. They have the new generation of optical
switch. 22 years old and still chew this mouth open lol. I did not just see Asian Jeff on
that fucking list. End and enjoy time with family or just go do something for yourself.
Yes.
All right.
Yeah, I have a taste on this.
It's actually almost finalized.
Me versus Asian Jeff.
Vic Bucks versus.
There's no way Asian Jeff is fighting Jason.
Why did Jason pick the easiest person to fight, bro?
This guy, Jason, really does not want to lose, bro.
versus take two smooths.
All right, so Asian front leader,
I'm pretty sure he's, he's,
I, I, I,
I don't know what day it's on this.
It's actually almost,
who are you fighting?
I don't wanna leak.
I mean, I'm not even,
I don't even know,
listen, I was supposed to fight AJ,
and then I backed out of that fight
because he has like,
I think chat, what was it, 40 pounds on me?
Was it 40 or 30 pounds on me?
By the way,
I'm 165 and he was 220 or 230.
So I don't know what the fuck that equates to.
Wait so yeah, bro
You know, sir, you know, I said
No, okay, oh
Wait, no guys. Come on, bro. Let me just chew with my mouth open bro relax
Come on boy
Watch out, I'm gonna call my brother, brah, call my brother, shot.
You sand donkey, like, what the fuck?
If you're gonna eat like that, mute the mic, you fucking animal.
I'm on my other phone, bro, Hasan, bro.
How are you, bro?
Yeah, I don't even know if you all know, bro, but I have two brothers.
I have Ames and I have Hassan.
Did y'all even know that?
That's literally my brother though.
This guy has a Founders badge before he even had a first time chat.
How does it even make any sense?
Like what the fuck?
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
It's not even real music, don't even say you enjoy music if you listen to Playboy
Marty.
Have y'all seen Playboy Cardi in the fucking uh, no.
What happened?
Oh, it crashed the box?
Bro!
This is Playboy Cardi making music behind the scenes.
Tell me if this sounds good.
What a fucking retard.
I swear it be you say it's there.
I swear it be you say it's there.
My jacket, please.
Yeah, don't ever say you hate Drake again, please.
Bull!
Listen.
I don't know.
What is the point of hating on Drake, bro?
What is the song?
Yellow.
Tisha ajal mani zanaja
Yom na mani bne tisha ajal mani zanaja
Ya, ya ya ya, raum pas miaa, raum pas miaa
Alright?
But what was that one song that stuck with, it stuck with my community for like a year straight, this one right here
Bro
I don't know if y'all know, the people that just started watching me recently, bro, this
song has been literally in my community for the last, like, two years.
I don't know how.
Oh, this was a generational pull.
Chad, this was a generational.
This was a generational.
I don't know this one.
I don't know this one.
I don't know this one.
What is this one?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, all right.
Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka
Kapoon, kapow, kapoon
Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka
Yeah, I think about it every time I hit the hook up
Kaboom
Kabal
Kaboom
I was in my room trying to teach my little sister
Then I heard a boom and it sounded like a missile
Who that is?
What that was?
It's not that good
Yeah, I should do it
What the fuck they hit a whip
What the fuck they hit a whip
I'm fucking pissed off
Oh, like, oh my god
What the fuck is this song, bro?
Like, how do we go from like white girls making these type of songs back in the day?
You think I'm pretty, but did I make a point? You think I'm funny, when I tell the guys
to smile, I know you can't beat me
Say this
This.
Okay, wrong one.
Fuck, why is there two- what the fuck is this?
What is blueberry dildo?
What the fuck?
How is this on Spotify?
What the fuck is blueberry dildo?
But what the fuck?
I'm actually swapping my shit from Spotify to Apple music or some shit. What is that? What the fuck?
bro
Like what the fuck
Chat man, do I really like turn into a W streamer and just do a 12 hour stream like I did yesterday it on my birthday
Or do I go hang out with my family bro? I actually don't know man
By little fruity was that actually what his name was by oh my god it was by little fruity
flooded my face
yeah bro what the fuck what the fuck like actually what the fuck
play dicko mode? what is this? This is such a good song. I didn't like the last time I've
listened to it. Man. I don't hate Kendrick bro. I don't at all. It's just like, I don't know.
makes good musics bro he does make good music but like it's just
yeah i'm gonna end my shirt to that all right all the time is it 7 36 p.m i'm gonna go hang out
my family what the fuck are y'all sending me like genuinely what are y'all sending me right now
Do we play one lead game? Do we have one lead game of Hamza teaching me?
But I want to go hit the gym first like like I want to hit the gym then go hang out with my family, bro
if I
Damn bro, I just I don't know. I don't know why
bro
Why will I ever like I don't know what it is
but like
Ever since I started this like career, bro
Even doing a shameless four hour five hour stream hurts my soul
Even if it's my birthday, I don't know
Maybe we just enjoy life though. Maybe we just enjoy life
Bro, why I don't know. I just feel like you guys
All right, fine, it's just like I don't know like I
I never want to like I never want to
Like I don't know I guess it's like the fear of like like the fear of
Falling off. I don't know
It's my birthday though
Let's ask the twitch. Let's ask the twitch staff yo twitch staff bro
Am I allowed to take a am I damn this shit might be harder than a nine to five yo, Zeck
Zek, if it's your birthday, would you spend time with your family and stream early, alright?
And go spend time with your family?
Or would you say, you know, fuck family time and just stream for more?
What would you do, Zek, if you were a streamer?
Why doesn't your family join your stream?
Alright, so I'm gonna ban Zeck real quick. I'm gonna be the first streamer to ever ban a staff member. I'm gonna go ahead and then stream, right?
Seriously though, I love y'all man
Sorry if today was a shorter stream
You know I'm known for like the eight to twelve hour streams, but it is my birthday
I want to go spend some time my family a little bit. I want to go hit the gym
Yeah, man, I love y'all so much again, sorry for the shorter stream. I apologize
And tomorrow will be a long stream just like always
22 years old man
22 years old bro 22 years old
22. Guy got comfy on his birthday. Yo. Okay fine, let's do a 12 hour stream. I'm down.
I'm gonna call Hamza. I'm gonna call Hamza, I'm gonna, I'm down. I'm gonna call Hamza right now.
All right, bro, all right, generally though, generally, generally, generally, generally.
I want to say I love y'all, bro.
Take care of yourself.
Drink some water.
Eat some food.
Make sure to eat healthy food.
Be a good person man, there's a lot of fucked up people in the world bro, like genuinely
we have a lot of fucked up people in the world, a lot of mean people in the world
bro, just have fun bro, be a nice person, don't shit talk anyone's back man, God sees
everything bro, God hears everything so be a good person bro, God will reward you
with something.
Yo I'm not gonna lie chat, this was one of my best birthdays ever, even though
it was a 4 hour stream I apologize bro, I'm really happy that I could spend time
with y'all man, y'all make me really happy bro, wallet y'all make me really
happy.
me and a pro player will be to the aiding bronzes we're gonna see if we can win that shit then
We're gonna play some Val and then play some apex and then play some League of Legends and then you know tomorrow be a really good day, bro
All right
Two-hour stream next birthday. I'm down. Yo snowman when I VIP you what did I say? I said stop rage baiting stop
Fuck all right. I
I love y'all. I will see all y'all tomorrow. Thank you guys for being here on my birthday.
That means a lot. Again, I'm sorry. I feel so guilty leaving at four hours. I don't know why.
I don't know though. I love y'all. Jigsaw water meets the food. Be a good person.
I'm 32!
I'm 22!
I'm 22!
I got another 20 years in this career!
I love you all!
I'll see you guys on some more!
Please, give me a stop!
Yo!
I hope y'all are ready to spend
10 more birthdays with me!
I'm not done until I'm 32!
I love you all!
Yeah, I'll see you guys!
Drink some water, eat some food!
Y'all are stuck with me bro. Y'all are stuck with me until 22. At 32. I love y'all. That's how it is.
I
Say
Like I should don't make me get back to the hood don't make me get back I say