mooda
🧊REACTS 🧊 FULL ALBUM REVIEW OF ICEMAN AT 9:45 PM EST 🧊 2 RADIANTS VS 8 BRONZES 🧊 ROAD TO PREDATOR IN APEX 🧊
05-14-2026 · 11h 47m
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12 in the chat if you love your family 13 in the chat
13 in the chat if mood is thick as small and 14 in the chat if today's gonna be a good day and
15 in the chat fireman dropping today so happy will the fuck is fireman bro. What is fireman bro?
We know it ain't small
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. Well, we're gonna be moving around anyway
Did you have birthday sex? No, bro, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I'm locked in for today, Chad. I'm not shitty ass sleep-
Mooda dropping today. Big nose.
I got shitty ass sleep, but uh, hey, icemancountdown.com. No fucking way.
Yeah.
So good my streamer Squilliam Fancisen went live type 22 if Muda should host a
fucker fan contest.
Freeze the world what is this?
I have a hooding doll of you, can you feel what I'm doing?
Inmigrapants are in.
Type 1 if no one needs to go offline so my ears and eyes can stop bleeding.
What is this? Is this the easiest game Drake has ever dropped? What is this?
What is this game?
Oh.
Iceman cracked the code.
Every single boob is like rolling dice on a board.
She's so many brothers get 25 on the board.
I'd rather see all of them.
What would this be called?
Let the last negotiation make you pay me 25.
Well, this is the perfect time to give me 25 more.
I'm big enough to report.
Comparing that again, we figured out a report.
No fair with Drizzy Maynard.
Yeah!
I've been in the kitchen when they're missing calls.
How did they get turning up when you turned your way
from the ward?
What the fuck?
Oh god, is sexy red on Iceman?
Yo bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, please don't tell me sexy red's on Iceman, uh, hell no.
No, without weather, Iceman, Iceman, damn bro, the fuck am I, Iceman is Drake, Iceman
Drake Drullery holy shit bro Iceman performed by Aubrey Graham this shit's
gonna be mid no it's not bro it's literally not it's impossible for this
to be mid are you retarded it's literally impossible right really impossible
This will not be me, man, that's even crazy, bro.
I can't wait for this album, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, Chad.
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, bro.
I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, bro.
Gonna be a really, really big day today, bro.
Hey, listen, today we are going to do react,
get a little bit into Valorant,
drop a segment called 8 bronzes versus 2 radiance, then we're going to go to road to Predor on Apex, road to Predor on Apex, road to Predor on Apex, and then Iceman review on stream later, I'm kind of busy.
Alright, you're actually retarded. Stop saying I'm already a predator. I'm not already a predator bro. Stop that shit
I am not a predator bro
then
We are going to review Iceman
Everyone that was waiting for League of Legends
We are going to put a pause on League of Legends until I get predator on it
We are going to react to you looking up your twin archibald asparagus
Probably gonna take maybe like four days five days max
But uh, yes bro, yes. Yes, about four days. Hopefully we'll get Predator in four days, right?
Chad, did you guys think I could become a Predator in four days?
You make me want to nip my eyes and shoot my ears off.
All right, yo sleep is so important bro if you get shit sleep chat it's literally just
cooked it's literally cooked it's literally cooked it's gonna be cooked let's see what's
going on and be react segment show me what y'all got bro show me what y'all got let's
Muto's real voice
Damn
What is something between your teeth
isn't fucking saying both happy birthday congrats on 10k please don't do
stupid shit when you get rich happy birthday Mudo
What the fuck?
Bro, horror games are gotta be like the worst thing to play on your free time.
What is this?
Where does this guy even go on earth?
Like where does this guy go on earth though Muda is the same kids that
I'm gonna ban your account you I'll make sure you never do content again
I can't believe you want $30.
No!
No!
You need this free promo?
Every time you say it, I'm gonna charge for it.
There's a screen!
Yeah.
I see it!
You're my f***ing money.
Whoa, dude!
Here I got you, Beth.
What?
We can burn this f***ing Jolly One faction in here.
Hey!
Keep it up, buddy!
It's the next end of that one, baby!
No!
Yeah!
No!
I don't know how to say this.
Go!
What am I doing?
No, please!
No, please!
He said it!
Oh!
God damn it!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
Put it in!
forget it
guys we did you a favor kid keep running
holy shit are you serious
both these kids need to Jesus
Why is this monkey have like human lips though?
His lips are so human it's like so human
It's like human lips
They human lips what
How I look at my mom when she says be careful there are racists online
You're so fucking weird, bro, you're so fucking weird, bro, you're actually weird, bro.
Every video this guy uploads, he gets like 700 million views, like how is that possible?
Sunset candle lights here take a peek at this
Legitimately this guy's probably a billionaire, no
What bro what you are in the drink video bro look at 815 you need to see this watch that I told y'all already bro
I told y'all already bro. I was already what do you mean?
Die bro die die in GTA though die in GTA
like Jesus man yo how many time bro listen chat I'm not gonna lie oh my
god it's a fucking guy thank god what the fuck what the fuck it's a guy thank
God thank God it's a guy bro holy fuck man yo anyway bro
Lacy said I'm fat. I'm tired of being fat. It's time to lose some weight
I'm locking in this time for real chat. How many times have we seen this bro?
How many times have we seen this?
At mood at PS this looks like you this looks nothing like me. Yeah, does this look anything like me, bro?
No, it doesn't it looks nothing like me this shit looks legit nothing like me. What do you mean one-to-one?
Do you guys feel the need to elongate my nose in every single fucking picture?
Do you guys feel the need to elongate my nose every single time?
What the f**k?
How moody is moving on a Hingenten
You're Jewish, right?
I'm actually not.
I'm the raised Roman Catholic, but I have a great affinity for Jewish people in Israel.
You're gay! That's what it is!
Okay, that's what it is, I just...
Oh, you're retarded. You're actually retarded.
Chat, um...
What do they say? Chat, are the 50s...
Does anyone here even have a 50 series?
Look! Put your hands, turn around, put your hands!
Oh, I have nothing left!
I'm trying to find a map.
Turn around and put your hands behind your back.
You're a f***.
You guys are rage baiting cops.
What the f***ing laugh is this?
Bro, mods are not getting a single dime.
Well, listen, brother.
I know you're expecting me more,
but here's my gift to you, my friend.
Happy birthday.
Change, change, change, change.
Change. One longer fun.
One longer fun.
Nah nah, you good bro, keep it, just like...
Yo, I'll take like, I'll take like 50 subs, bro.
Pick a game right now and I'll beat someone in it!
What do you mean by that?
Well, listen, brother.
Why is Ron so fucking ugly?
Like, Ron is so fucking ugly.
Like, what is wrong with this dude, bro?
Like, actually, why is Ron so fucking chopped and ugly, bro?
Says you.
Whoa, Mr. White Knight, bro.
Yo, yo, Mr. White Knight came to Spider-Man,
What are you a fucking Ron mod bro? Ron's family is Jewish
Anyway, all I'm saying is Ron is chopped bro Ron is chopped
Icemanify.com
Fireman
I am fireman, I am fireman
I am whiteman
I am whiteman, I am whiteman
I am white storm man
I am storm man
I earthman
I AM MOTHERFU-
I-I-I AM MOTHERFU-
I AM MOTHERFU-
I-Obsidian man
We are Obsidian Man.
We are Obsidian Man.
We are Obsidian Man.
We are Obsidian Man.
We are Obsidian Man.
Oh, what the fuck?
Don't you need one thing?
Ever since I left the city, you just got an A2020.
Bro, eat soy boy with the 10 gifted subs, bro.
Eat soy, I love you.
Happy belated birthday, Muda.
I love you, eat soy.
I love you more.
Thank you so much for everything and continue being you and I hope you and your husband
never get into arguments and I hope you guys stay married and I hope you guys have kids
and I hope you guys live happily ever after.
You in 2026, there will be a global pandemic all in a vice.
fuck even this angle
all of the things I spent on you
where are the times
what was this camera
what was this camera
oh baby it's all wrong
where are the plants we made for two
I'm at a place I'm so trying to do
Like well, why do y'all are y'all are just so allergic of that like
Why do you guys hate clipping me bro? Like just make good edits of me bro. Come on. Please. It's my birthday
Well, I want to cast so bad man, but I just feel like I wouldn't be able to take care of it
So, Nautica?
Wait, I'm down.
Should we get a stat going for Nautica or nah?
Damn, that looked good. That was cheap.
Ah, fuck you.
Ah, god damn.
Fuckin' shameless.
Muda, are you shitting me until Ice Man?
Yes, 90% sure.
I'm very tired, but we'll see what happens.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Yo, all the people with the 5 gifted bro, I love you so much, God bless you.
Yo, all the school bro with the 5 gifted, put it in my ass whenever you want to bro.
Muda, this is how you would look like with a normal sized nose.
What do you mean, you shrunk my entire face.
I literally got a fucking alien in this picture, what the fuck is wrong with you?
What did you do to my face?
bro this looks nothing like me what the fuck you I took my jaw you shrunk my jaw
you literally shrunk my face
mood a place of Nautica too I would never this game is really fucking terrible
I can't like job with a fuck is gonna sit around and say like no I'm not gonna
warp it's a game is good I'm not gonna warp around and say fucking some
Nautica is a good game like I'm not gonna love me not gonna warp it's a good
game bro like what the fuck even what do you even do instead of not a thing you
just like pet fish and like have sex with whales like what do you do
But how do you guys feel like Drake feels like bro like do you guys think Drake can
just do anything he wants and get away with it probably?
I don't know I feel like there's just so much motion to do whatever he wants to low
key.
No, bro, what the fuck y'all sending me, bro, like genuinely, bro.
Happy belated mooda.
What even is this?
You gifted me a sub to Jinxies Chat for my birthday.
Like, is that even real?
Did you actually do that?
Do I have a sub on Jinxies Chat now?
Well, I will literally ban you for my- well, I will ban you if you gifted me a sub for
fuck it you didn't even give me the sub either and I got bad
people feel the people want to be subbed with a word and I'm sorry but that's a joke
you're just gonna have to sub with a word and it'll hold me and they've got me so
center right now the fuck is wrong with this video bro
she's so fucking nasty oh you're so fucking nasty bro yeah she nasty hey
Siri FaceTime Melvin starting a FaceTime call to Melvin oh my god man
And I'm so fucking tired bro genuinely I'm so fucking tired, bro
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro. We might just end stream and go to sleep
What do you guys mean good?
Yo, nothing was good shirky. I think it's all me. How much is she?
Thank you
You have a surgery
So racist, you know, it's all racist anyway, bro. Um, do we have eight bronzes, bro?
So you're a fucking terrorist can you get me eight bronzes please get me get me eight bronzes, please
I want to do it now
Me go on discord mode only go on twitch or cook and scalp
But I want to do it ASAP so please find me a person right now
Where I'm firing you and I'm picking up speeds editor
If anyone's a bronze in a girl make sure you have my friend like wow
Please thank you. You please get me a radio, please
No, no get me bronzes, please
But why is a's and Jeff always at 70,000 viewers bro, can I get
He's on the come up, huh?
That's your cousin boy your cousin's a fucking view bar, bro
How do I get 70,000 viewers I want 70,000 viewers
like chat I want a hundred thousand viewers I want to be the new kai sanat
like chat I want to be the new kai sanat bro what is kai sanat spam these
Spam this one
Can I get a hundred thousand viewers now
You need to start paying Melvin more you make him work too much and you don't work enough
First of all, I pay Melvin
What $3 an hour which is a lot of money actually second of all, you know, it's uh, yeah, it's enough
Hey Siri FaceTime Yassine
Starting a FaceTime call to Yassine
I love this guy right here. I love this guy
who
So extra y'all was good was good
Holy shit, you got terrible sleep last night, didn't you?
Yo, can you help me out can you help me out for content today?
Yeah, me and you me and you verse eight bronzes
No, no, no eight bronzes is hard bro. Do you do it?
8 bronze ball I can probably take like 100 bronze
If 100 bronze keep me one by one I actually think I win
I'm not even kidding
What about here at Sand though?
Just tell them to queue one game without you
Join our lobby, join our lobby, come through the lobby
Just seeing
Please
No, I see Waddle up please
Hey, all my D knows it's me again
Who D have told you to go live
Please
dream you big nose to you bro come on bro yes please bro please it's gonna take
like 10 15 minutes
But on a big ground, Sam's gonna reveal his name.
Yeah, Sam, Muda wants to do 3v10 bronze. You wanna play? You wanna do?
Bonds?
Bonds.
Oh yeah, tell Muda that sounds like Muda fun. Bob's taking the idea for later.
I heard. I heard. Absolutely. Muda, he said he's down.
Turn it up.
Please, bro. I think it took like 10 minutes.
He actually said he could do the...
Yeah, he can hear you. He said he's done. Well, he said he's done with that today. Well, nice.
I'm just like, I'm sorry, I want to face time with my girl right now.
Yes, Ian, please. I need this.
You want to talk to Logan?
No, bro. No, no. He's been, he's been, he's been emotional ever since neon got nerfed.
He's been emotional ever since neon got taken out of the game.
He's so locked in he can't even hear me right now. I can't really say the end word anymore
I don't realize what it's saying. I can literally say that anything. Yo, it's good
They got him, bro.
You know, it's 2-0, but on the 7-0, it was 6-7 wins-1 loss right now with Santa.
Let's take it rank 1.
Look at the leaderboard.
On that ass.
Look at the leaderboard.
Good luck.
Bro, you're seeing.
What do I have to do to get you in a segment, bro?
Like, please.
Bro.
Like, it'll take 10 minutes.
And your YouTube will be in your YouTube.
You're out.
You don't care.
You don't care.
You don't care.
YouTube you wow you don't care about your viewers on YouTube, huh?
Just get that there's a desert can't shoot his gun straight ever since neon got nerf chat
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'm gonna be honest, bro. Neon got nerfed. After Neon got nerfed, he can't shoot straight.
He can't even walk straight, to be honest. He can't even walk straight. No League today.
I'm trying to get Predator first and Apex Legends, so I can put all my focus on League of Legends.
Because if I bounce between the two games, then I'm not gonna
get either of them, so I need to like lock in.
them. Two radiance versus...
Like, boh, why are they so fucking weird, bro? Like, oh my god. Chad, if I was Jinxie,
do you think, actually, no, not even. I tried to get Sam and Subrosa in the
Jinxie tournament and they literally denied it. Like, I don't get it, bro.
Like I don't get it jinxie asked me to get two people from radiant to be in the segment and I got Sam
And I got some bros and they both said no
How does that even make sense?
Like how much how much aura do they think they have bro like literally how much aura do they think they have?
Oh my god
I'm so fucking sore bro chat my ass full of sore, man
I
Know what's up guys
Like I need a lock in
Yeah, give us the two rounds two guys
It was my birthday yesterday. Well, I know happy birthday bro. No, I don't I want you guys to do this segment with me, please
Sam put
Oh my god they're actually about to lose this game.
Moodle what's that hoodie it looks comfy?
Unfortunately I will be gatekeeping this hoodie.
None of you guys will have a hoodie I'm gonna be honest.
I'm sorry.
I will be gatekeeping.
Can I go in?
I'll give you a candy.
Oh my god guys why the fuck are you doing this?
oh my god guys why the fuck does no one want to do content in Valorant everyone
just likes to play Valorant for eight hours a day ranked I don't understand
why what is so addicting to this game what is so addicting to this game I
don't understand
because they like the game that is crazy but I don't know how they might have a
Snipe fetish like actually
Because we want them to come out
Go apex we have apex at 4 p.m.
We have apex at 4 p.m. Today, so I want to do the segment first oh
My apex is gonna be so aides. We're literally just gonna get fucked
Alright, let's get a little bit of the job this time.
His sweater is a Nike X Noctis Bovorsky Velour Track Jacket.
Alright.
Got a completely weak day though.
Can you even buy this anymore?
I swear you can't even buy this anymore.
I'm pretty sure you can't even buy it anymore, can you?
Oh, you have to buy it like used from someone else.
Yeah, I think out of stock everywhere.
Yo, what the fuck is Nocta doing?
Why is it a bro why is it why is it an oiled sweaty bro? What is happening, bro?
Playing apex alone is sad. I'm not I have seen I have seen
Ahhhh!
Yeah, see?
I mean, this is what you're choosing to do instead of a segment.
Like...
Oh
Yeah, man, I don't know chat we're literally not gonna fucking get a letter. I don't know how do we do this segment bro
How do we do this segment? I'm confused
Absolutely zero content stalling until birthday party tonight
What birthday party is tonight?
Tell me you call Sina.
I wanna call Sina.
I wanna listen to Sina, bro.
I wanna talk to Sina.
What the fuck is happening on this stream right now?
She's gonna get hacked.
Like, I was gonna zoom in just until...
...Hack looks fucking awesome.
Oh no, no!
Oh no, no!
Oh no, no!
Oh no, no!
I heard you go with the soft nips.
I
Chat we need a stall bro. We need a stall. I want to do this segment so bad, bro
But why is nobody want to fucking do a segment?
Like chat you guys oh my god, they put
Oh my god, they put on delay
play some league of legends i mean chat i just bro if i don't give like i just i feel
bad bro i feel bad because like i feel bad because bro i need to like do something for
valentine bro like he's holding a lamp in front of his face bro this is legit fucking
but i really do want to play league i'm not gonna lie when is ice man dropping ice man
is dropping today at like 940 930 or some shit like that
hop on league we are gonna hop on league but i do want to do apex first though because i want to
get uh i want to get damn why is everyone doing a uh relative predator now
the thing is i just want to do a valent segment bro but it just seems like there's no pro to get
on so you know what bro maybe ah I don't look anything bad did I no okay um
Let's see
Leap delete delete the check Twitter leak delete check Twitter
You know, let's get SR Xander or I see or
NRG the hammer.
What the fuck is the hammer?
Not playing right now, good luck.
Yo Alvin, fix your mic.
What's wrong with my mic, chat?
What's wrong with my mic?
Is my back or what's wrong with my...
Sysmolo.
Invite Sysmolo.
This is definitely not her right now, this is definitely someone on her right now.
I should never monitor her.
Six and sixteen.
Six to sixteen.
How is Khasagi your radiance?
And everyone's dodging all of my invites right now.
I guess I'll just go fuck myself chat.
I guess I'll just go fuck myself.
I'll learn it, like do we just not do the segment, click, fix?
What's wrong with my mic chat? Is my mic really that bad?
Oh, I love you.
Just skip the segment, I mean, bro, I feel like we have to do a segment.
like do we need a we need a radiant player
hi Moodoo I'm sending you this message while taking a shit
happy birthday and stay safe if I was rich I would have sent you more money so
you can finally fix your nose embarrassed smiley face emoji
should I get AJ? Hey Siri FaceTime AJ
Hey Siri FaceTime AJ
Golden I wanted to do a segment roll with you on two radians verse eight bronzes, but I'm not gonna lie
You haven't been radiant in like three years, so I'm gonna
Know AJ I'm live chill don't say the n-word don't say any of the words vote chill
Okay, all right. Anyway, do you want to do a segment with me on Valorant?
Yes
Me and you verse eight bronzes do you think we can win?
What yeah me and you verse eight bronzes, bro. Do you think we can actually win?
Call me on discord call me on discord. Let's go. Let's go
Let's go. Let's go. Get on AJ, bro chat. What's the last time AJ has been uh, what's that?
W bro, he's hungry for
Yo, yo, it's good
Chetlin Brog is doing a world cup review. I'm uh
Thing about me bro is I'm a big football a football player football
You know that a messy 1-9 balloon doors
What the fuck bro, I'm looking at our messages right now what?
What?
Holy throwback with these discord messages bro.
Why?
Bro do you see what I'm reading?
Are you showing it on stream?
No no no no no no no no.
Okay I'm not gonna show you.
Yeah I'm not gonna show you.
Do you see this though?
Damn bro.
Holy shit.
I know.
I know bro, I know, I know.
That's like the road back,
but I remember having that call with you bro.
Yeah, I do, I do remember that.
That's crazy bro, that's actually crazy.
But anyway bro, yes bro, listen.
Me, you, what party are you going to tonight by the way?
Yugi's party?
Um, yeah.
Damn bro, have fun tonight bro, please.
Yeah, I'm about to get lit.
Fuck some for me, fuck, fuck for something bro,
you know what I'm saying?
I'm gonna be like, I can't.
Why?
I love this girl. Well, actually, I'm gonna be honest. I'm in love with two girls. Oh, no, I'm in love with two girls.
They both tens. I'm in love with two girls, but nobody would ever know, like, which one? But like, no, no, no, no, no.
They can guess who the first girl is, but the second girl they'll never know because they've never saw that.
Yuki? No. Yeah. Salva's one of them. The other one they'll never guess because I've never brought her on stream.
She's a normal girl. I see
Well, you know what I'm lucky talking to this one girl too, bro, I should talk really I should talk about my girls
But yeah
Do you want to do you gotta come up? I'm not a lot bro. Like I was talking about it with my chat like
Bro when we was at the party in LA bro, like it felt like it felt good bro because I always feel like I
Always feel like sometimes I don't belong
With some of those guys, you know, I'm saying I just I feel out of place
But with you, I felt like right at home, bro.
Me too.
Because we were from the same, you know, like we came up from the same.
Me too, bro.
Same shit.
Me too, bro.
Oh, God, me too.
Give me one sec.
One sec.
One sec.
Send us a call.
Give me one sec.
Just call me back, because I called you 30 seconds ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything.
What about?
What about?
I'm already.
What's going on?
Send out.
How are you?
What, Muda?
Why do you always answer the call like you're mad at me?
I don't understand.
Sorry, my fault.
You're right.
I just wanted to talk to you streamer yet like I missed you
I wanted to talk to you and you just always answer the call mad at me or something like what did I do?
You missed me yes, I missed you
Tell me one thing you know about me one thing. I know about you all you just went and visited your grandma and your family
Okay, all right, that's all that fun fact you know what you know what I know about you
I know that you just got rejected by a girl on screen.
I saw that.
That was great clips.
Yeah, I wonder why, Sina.
I wonder why I got rejected.
Maybe because someone on the name of Sina called me
and said I have fucking AIDS.
OK, I don't think that somebody by the name of Sina called you
to do the AIDS proof clip.
I'm pretty sure it was a doctor that called you.
But I mean, way to make it about me.
Well, it literally you said, OK.
Just because you said it was a different name doesn't mean
it was you're not, you're not you. Okay. I mean, but how did you know it was me as the issue?
Maybe because you called me and the call said sinner and it was your voice.
Did you have maybe somebody else saved under my number?
Sinna, I'm literally looking at discord right now. It says Sinna started a call at 9 38 pm,
9 41 pm, 9 43 pm. You called me three times. You said you had AIDS, the second one you said I
I was a baby mama third of all you said that me and you were dating and then I was shooting on you with the girl in my car
You said three different fucking things. Oh, no, no, I didn't say me and you were dating
I pretended to be a fake baby mama named Ashley you in your dreams, buddy
Okay, secondly. Yeah, that was the worst part of that whole interaction
Is that the clip pages cut that out where I called myself Ashley a fake woman and then they said
Who does X sin up? I sort of God like if I get
You wouldn't want to date me, though?
Like, why am I that bad?
Oh, Muda.
No, Muda, I'm busy that day.
I'll have a headache.
I'm sick.
I'm chopped.
You're chopped.
You have a headache, and you have work the next day.
All right.
All right, anyway.
So where are you driving to right now?
Where are you going?
Hold on.
Wait, I'm getting a phone call.
Really fast.
I've got to click this button.
Hold on two seconds.
Oh.
I'm looking at my car.
Wait, K-San, if you're watching, K-San, I'm looking at my car.
I'm looking at my car.
car it's not letting me hello wait case on if you're watching can you just send
mood on my phone number so that way it's easier for him to do this bit because I
can't answer I can't look at my phone while I'm driving so I can only click
on the car thing please and thank you actually maybe don't after that clip I'm
I'm kind of good off that, lowkey.
I'm busy that day, I'm a headache, I'm sick,
I have hand to virus, and Corona at the same time.
Hey, Muda.
Hey, what's going on, bro?
What's up, bro, how you doing, man?
Good, bro, I miss you, man, I miss you, bro.
How are you?
I miss you too, man.
You know, I'm just chilling, you know,
I woke up, turned on my TV,
saw you were talking to that stupid fucking bitch,
You know, but we don't you know, you say, you know, but uh, you know, man, I hope you're doing good, man
I hope you're doing all right. I called her by the way. Don't worry. I told her to care yourself, but um
Of course, of course. Oh, it's going on. How'd you like LA bro? LA was beautiful, bro
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I hated LA the last the first time I went
But going the second time and hanging out with you guys and a bunch of people that had good energy, bro
I'm not gonna lie. It felt good, bro. It felt good. I miss you guys, bro
I really do miss you guys.
Oh wait, I miss you guys, so you don't even care about me.
You just care about the group in total.
So like, I was calling saying I really miss you,
and then you're saying I miss you guys,
which means you don't really care about me.
You care about everyone.
Okay, man, I'm A.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're sash-parting.
No, no, no, no.
Oh
You could tell
Call I thought I called you something. I'm with everyone. I'm like, you know, I miss you. It's like you say I miss you guys
You know, what's gonna be in my my my Instagram picture in a little bit what?
That's gonna be this bro. Look at this. It's gonna be this
Let me see. This is gonna. I say you my number. Are you didn't you just call me?
Did I save your number?
come here I would fucking hope so look bro that's a good picture of this this
is going to my next Instagram picture that's one of the as one of the
galleries
you like that shit it's very nice it's very nice yeah it's a good photo you
know I like that it's a little room right there memories brought like the
post memories man I like post memories though so I like that room a lot I gave
me good energy in that room. So bro, why is your foster bot in your chat spell my name
K A Y S O N. Are we fucking kidding me foster bot for a fucking kill your entire family
at all?
Chill. That's my bomb. No, that's my fucking kidding me. A Y S A N. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, can
me and you do a GTA segment one day, bro? I've never played GTA in my life on the five
I think I've played it one time. I think when I drove a nice car, and I never played again three years ago
Yeah, sure. What do you want to do it keep it like book? Can you have sex in that game?
Yeah, of course. All right, so I'm gonna download it
What is that way? Why is that the thing though?
Why do you want to have sex in it brother don't tell me you're about a shift don't tell me you're about a shift all this like
like sexual shit you be doing into the GTA, like that like you, like cause you're home
day in real life you be a little awkward, which I don't know why by the way, I don't
know, yo what's wrong with you by the way, I actually wanted to talk to you about that,
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Brother, you're a good looking guy, sure your nose is massive, it's okay, mine's somewhat
big too, better than stop me, you gotta stop acting like a pussy with these girls man,
you gotta stop acting like a pussy, the fuck is wrong with you bro, you be fucking going
around like fucking act like you never talked to a girl in your life I was
pretty you're the prize but I mean if I went back in that one I was very
confident bro what are you talking about what do you mean you were very confident
brother you fucking the girl the girl told you do your you know what we don't
even really I'm not gonna put you down bro listen listen you're my bomb brother
bro I want to encourage you to fucking be better matter of fact bros what we're
to do all right so we're gonna do come back to LA this month next month whatever I will be your
like your chauffeur the Lambo by the way you saw what I did for you right the girl was there I need
the Lambo keys brother I am I am I am call me CP3 all right listen I'll be your chauffeur we'll take
the car we'll do everything you know I'm saying I'll work for you okay I'm gonna make sure I guide
you to success all right I will I will guide you within oh I'm not gonna say
you know I'm saying I got you I got you yes bro please bro please cuz whoa man
I don't know about you bro you're a pretty good-looking guy I feel you get a
lot of girls bro I need help with that type of thing bro you know I need type
that type of thing bro like I need help with that bro like I don't I don't I
don't goon bro I don't jerk off so I'm just a big hornball you know you don't
got a gun you don't you don't need a gun you know that's what I'm saying I don't
goon that's good that's fine that's fine you're not wait you don't you don't
goon you give me gooner vibes no bro I don't goon at all bro I don't touch
anything bro at anything any any time nothing bro yo do you have lotion next
to your bed no you sure yes I have lotion on my dresser though for my face
my moisturizer. What kind of lotion do you use? It's La Roche Posey. La Roche Posey.
Yeah, it's La Roche Posey. So if you took your shrink to your bed right now,
what would they see? Next to your bedside bed, bedstand. Matter of fact, take us there.
Okay, I'll burn back, bro, can I hide anything first?
No, no, no, no, no, no, what do you mean, I mean hide.
Bro, I think I should hide, I don't know, bro.
I don't know what's up there, Kason.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go to room tour, man.
Let's get a room tour.
It looks so fun.
Do I call you on my phone okay, but
I'm actually kind of worried. I don't know what's in my room, bro
Yeah, I don't know what's in my room bro a lot of you so I need to chill on me
I'm not bro, so this is my lotion
Okay, let me see where it is. Okay, so.
Can you move that lotion from the left way? Let me see. Let me see the lotion.
Let me see it though. Let me see. I want to really look into it. I want to see the details of the lotion.
Very nice column stand. Very nice column stand.
Thank you, Bill. Thank you, Bill.
Thank you.
It's okay with me. Thank you, Bill.
No, I swear to god, no.
There's literally nothing here, awkward, you can't even jerk off with this.
It's just, I'm moving out, bro.
Huh?
Are you same city or different city?
Uh, same city.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, you live alone here?
Uh, yes, a little alone.
Yo, having tissues near the bed isn't sus, right?
Wait, let me see those slippers? Go back, let me see those slippers.
What slippers?
On the ground, on the ground.
Bro, sus, why?
why
well how did you even see these
let me get a good look at those
okay okay what are we doing then
what are we doing
what are we doing then
what are we doing bro
are those even yours
You had something?
What's going on man?
Oh, I see what's going on. You have a girlfriend.
Oh my god, you have a secret girlfriend.
I wonder if you act like a pussy in public with all these girls.
You have a fucking girlfriend, other than not yours.
Um
I just don't know what's in here bro. I'm scared bro
No, I have my robe and then another robe and then my towel
Well, I have my comfortable one and I have my flex one
I see like 50 napkins next to your toilet
Like brother, I see literally like 50 fucking yo how much shit do you take a day brother?
Oh my god, I think it's full
Yo, bro, what's wrong with you bro?
No, bro, chill
Dude, what are you saying?
All right listen man, so what I'm gonna do bro, what do you want to come back to LA bro, we'll play some good stuff, we'll play some good stuff, what are you gonna come to LA?
Bro I just left LA, you want me to go back to LA?
Well LA's like a two hour flight for you.
Five.
Five?
Five?
Five.
You're in Texas no?
Toronto.
Oh you live in the city?
You don't even know about that, you don't even know about that.
Isn't that smiley?
Smiley, you know about smiley?
Yes bro, smiley.
It's a drink song, it's a drink song.
Of course, you want to see a dead body?
Of course, of course.
I
What do you think we would do draw back on discord join back on discord
Chat what do we even do
I called the wrong chat
What'd you say?
Yeah, bro, I mean
Bro, what do we, I mean, if I come to LA, what would we do?
You know my lease is up in two weeks and I don't have a place to stay?
What do you mean?
Like, I don't, my lease is up in two weeks because someone bought my house.
Did you see the clip?
Wait, you sold your house?
No, no, no, no, someone bought my house, bro.
Like the one I was...
Oh, you're leasing.
Yes, and someone, can I show you the clip of who bought my house?
Sure.
Are you on the stream?
Yeah.
Take a look at who bought my house
Who is that I can't see oh, it's three Indians
So bro, it's wrong. Yeah, wait. Why are you doing? Why are you letting people see your house?
Why you're on stream 40 only to do bro. They were coming in working hours
so they bought it yeah they bought it so I have no house to stay at and my lease
is done in two weeks is that bad and I don't have a house to move in yet um no
but you know if you if you want to sleep on the couch and have a string set up an
LA you know you can bro so you find a place really bro do you mean that yeah
the couch is a massive it's a massive cloud couch more comfortable than my
fucking bad man I see they look like case on bro I have a bed but I bought my
bed from Costco and the bed was 500 bucks should I look into buying a better
bed I just I was talking to train and apparently you're like good beds exist
that's a thing wait I'm sorry what do you mean yeah go do you mean good beds
exist of course good beds exist yeah I have a I've been sleeping on a five in
the mattress the mattress is important bros all about the mattress yeah I have
I have a $500 mattress from Costco.
You got to up that.
You got to up that for sure.
Really?
Yeah, you got to get better tech.
Where do people buy their mattresses, like a good company?
I mean, it's really preference though at the end of the day.
It's not about the dollars.
It's about more so whatever is comfortable for you,
to be honest.
So I can show you where I got bought.
My shit's fire.
My shit's fire.
How much does it get a good amount of spend on a mattress?
Around.
It depends, bro.
You can spend $5,000 on a fuck, $10,000 on a mattress.
You can spend a few hundred on a mattress.
Like do people like the Tempropedic shit?
There's a lot of directions you can go, man.
There's a lot of directions you can go.
But, yeah, bro, I don't know.
Yo, listen, we've been talking for I think like 15 minutes
now and like the whole make-a-wish shit is over.
I mean, I did my job for the day at 15 minutes.
Listen, um, yeah, I got you, bro.
Listen, if you want to come to LA when you get kicked down, you know, you need a nice
beautiful setup and a place to stay, you know, you're more than welcome to stay here.
Thank you, bro.
I'll talk to my chat.
I'll see what's up.
Well, I'm just scared LA, but what if LA changes me into a different man?
Oh, bro, when people say that, it's so dumb to me because like you're just allowing yourself
to be consumed by like a bunch of bullshit.
I like any city, brother.
There's good, good parts, bad parts, good people, bad people.
Like you just gotta know what to surround yourself with
and not get caught up in the bullshit.
So it's really as simple as that, man.
You'll be fine.
You'll be fine.
At least a great place to live.
All right, bro.
Well, maybe I'll come, bro.
Oh my God, I'm actually scared even thinking about that,
bro.
Okay, bye, bro.
I'll talk to you.
All right, brother, later.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Love you, bro.
Love you, bro.
Take care and stay safe, bro.
What a good guy bro, honestly what a good guy, we'll lock you what a good guy bro, generally
bro what a good guy bro, should we really go to LA I'm scared, I'm scared to go to
LA I'm scared.
Yo, yo I'm calling you on Discord, I was running bro, no bro listen, what me and AJ versus
Two fucking eight bronzes, bro
I'm here. I think it's gonna be easy as fuck, bro
I think it's gonna be hard as shits. Well, I've never done these challenges you've done before but I just think
People versus two people. Do you think they could really do this? Yes. Are they real bronzes?
Yes, they're real bronzes. I hope so. I hope they're really
Maybe
What the fuck what
Bro AJ will la here I might have to come to LA bro
Dude, I'm I told you this oh my god, but why I feel like the girls would eat me alive, bro, huh?
What?
We need to eat you alive like bro if they knew if they knew mood I was in LA bro
Like they would they would just keep hitting me up, bro
It was in LA a week ago and nothing happened you you had a nice big hotel room and you did fucking nothing
And then you went to a party with hella girls and somehow bro. We're talking to me mura
I'm a fat fucking disgusting chud loser that gets no girls. I
I was the one wingmanning you and somehow it was working. I don't know dude for some reason
I don't know what it was. I think it was just the fact that we were together brother
I was throwing up shots that I would never make in a million years and I was making them. I was fucking shocked
I told you
Was ridiculous
When I was gonna do something I forgot dude who was that girl that you were doing hip thrusts, but oh that's Sava
I love her you're not going anywhere near her on my soul. You're not going
Did you do anything with her? Oh?
My god, you're a dog
What what okay? I said, huh wait how are we gonna do two versus eight?
We're gonna swap all one one team and
Don't wait. I already have this pick it up. All right
All right, listen. I want to do what map should we do?
Wait, how are we gonna do two versus eight? Don't worry about that twin? I have a mod
I have a mod that can that can change this
Please you have a mod. Yes, I have a mod. I have a mod. Are you fucking banned? No, no valorant gave me authorization to do segment
Wait, hold on wait, hold on wait
How are you? I thought you were fucking banned from Valorant. No, I had banned for one week. It was a toxicity ban. Oh
So they didn't get you for the wind trading yet. No, I mean yet, bro. I never went traded in my life. Fuck you saying
Oh
That's what I was gonna text. I'm gonna text link yo chat at Slake
Okay, split sunset chat. What map do we do?
What's a good map for eight people chat breeze
please?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Icebox, Pearl?
Sunset?
Breeze?
Oh my God.
Yo, AJ, what's your desk?
Can you put Buddha's face on here?
My best map brother. I'm good at fucking everything
Genuinely, I don't even have a fuck I can't even tell you what's my best map cuz all of them will do haven't bro
We'll do haven't we'll do haven't
We'll do a set we'll do a set we'll do a set yeah, I like that one all right wait
So how are we gonna wait? How are you gonna have them all in a different team?
I got shot, bro. Don't worry about it twin. I got this all right. Oh
all right
It's everyone ready
Bara.
Wait, I'm gonna need to grow-
And before we go, I have one final question for everybody.
Hello?
Am I talking to a part-shed?
Are there any girls in this game?
Yeah, I'm told you know me so fucking well.
You know me so fucking well, Buddha.
Holy shit.
What do I play? What should I play?
I'm gonna go Sage.
Everyone lost an agent.
It doesn't matter. Everyone just lost an agent.
So, any girls in the lobby or no?
Muda.
Yeah, bro, right here.
Wait, Muda.
Yo.
Wait, why don't we do me and you vs. eight girls?
I mean, Frank.
We can do that one day.
We can do that one day.
You want me to set that up?
Yes.
Okay, I'll set that up.
But no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you're coming to LA, fuck that.
Let's do that in real life.
Me and you vs. eight girls.
What do we, what do you mean?
We just have sex with eight girls on stream?
What are you talking about?
no like we could do challenge like we could do sports so for the first sport
it could be basketball the second one could be full contact football and the
last one could be wrestling
yeah and then what the fuck is going on can everyone press escape real quick go
to cheats on the top right of your screen and then scroll down until it says
Swap team everyone press that button and tell you're on the office. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, no, no, no
Yo AJ, please and then get on my team
All right
Holy shit, wait, Muda. You're a fucking genius. I know I don't fuck. Did you do this? I know I don't know
All right guys listen the rules are simple. No stream sniping and just have fun, bro
That's it. All right, please don't snipe it just ruins the fun out of this regardless of who wins
It just we kind of want to just it we just want to have fun, bro. That's it for fun
And yeah, man have fun and yeah, all right good luck
All right, bro AJ
AJ what is our plan? What is our plan?
I'm a switch agent. Let's go be dude. I hit no, bro. I'm looking at the top right. There's fucking eight of them
I know I know I know I know I know lock him lock him
My plate how would he behind us already? Oh
How did that guy kill you
I'm looking at the movie
Okay, okay, just say okay. No, we need to split up. I think we need to split this round
They can go any site. Yes
Oh, I don't think this jet is bronze
His name is yes. I grew these level 20s 22. Oh
My god, Melvin. It's just a fucking retard
Bro, yeah, no bronze is like
I'm not hiding me yeah, we have a minute
this is going to be hard this is going to be hard bro your heart is fucking impossible
there's so much you said it was going to be easy come on let me can I change agents yes
you change agents go I'm going to be rain I like you you said this was going to be
easy no no it is it is it is it is oh this guy's roamed a off rip
I'll go you bruh
all right lock it bro lock it lock it
Flash!
And we're getting flanked.
Interesting, interesting.
Very, very interesting.
These are bronzes, yeah.
Oh
Oh my god, there's so many
Roll there's so many
I have a plan I have a plan first of all first of all first of all we need to put infinite uh infinite
Uh money bro. We have to we have to well they're gonna have infinite money too
Yeah, but we have to but we're gonna be half this eight of them, but we need this
Should we okay at this point do we put on fucking god mode?
Listen listen come come be bro. Come be come be come be come be come be come be come be come be
Bro they're gonna fuck us so bad. Wait, should I be bleached?
I don't know
No, no, no, bro, no walk up walk up
There's an AWP watch out there's an AWP
I fucking guessed that's a brawn
I
Fucking guess those are broad these are no broad day fucking this guy's counter strafe burst firing
Mood I fucking tap straight. Oh the jet is also sniping the guys that yo, yes, I goon stop sniping
Please god, please you're everywhere dude. I'm not okay. He doesn't even sound like a brawn
No, I got
No, I'm coping
Okay, okay, okay come it come it come it fuck that shit
I'm running off in the mouth. There's no way. Yeah, there's no way he's hopping mid after y'all
I'm coming!
Go flank, go go in mid, go in mid.
Carre your flank bro, watch out.
I
Make you my door
Is he having no unknown? Yes, what happened one door what happened one door?
Oh my god, okay
I
Guess that guy is fucking brawns on my head right now. What happened? What happened? What happened?
Did they kill you? I don't know this guy. Yes. He's just fucking shit on me, but maybe I just
Okay, okay, okay, dude. No, wait, wait should we go mid every round? Yes, I think so I think so I think so
What's your what it was a question about a real out of swap agents no, hey, oh, no
friendly might all go breach I don't know I'm scared
he's right right right right pizza
watch out
watch out
stay with cover
yo come
enemy's got it
he's got it
he's got it
he's got it
he's got it
he's got it
close the door
close the door
Yes, hold my flag for a sec. Nice. My dog. Nice.
Nice
Let's go
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Holy fucking shit. I know it's little. We will not win on defense at all. Why why why?
8 people running us down on site with infinite use ill?
So we have to make a rule that can only go B or like only A or some shit.
I can't do something like that. I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
I think I have to bend into this to rule.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down. Let's go B, let's go B, let's go B, let's go B, let's go B, let's go B, let's go B.
Contact, contact, let's go B.
Get out of my way.
get out of there quick quick quick quick
I need to break the trip
Oh my fucking I'm gonna kill that guy. I'm gonna even eat the oh my
For dead there's a trip on the beaming on the door
30 seconds left
The anime only looks composed.
Lock in the AJ!
Let's win bro!
Let's win!
I feel bad now.
I'm getting fucking mad.
No, you're doing good.
Lock in.
Okay listen bro.
I think you go mid and I have to stop this fucking infinite ability.
They have ops everywhere.
We don't have it.
Now that we have 999,000.
I mean, we can't make them lose credit.
They're always off, but that was nice.
I'm gonna flash, ready?
Up, up, up, up, up, up!
There's one on site!
There's an agent that's on our site!
YES!
It has to be heaven!
Oh my god, oh my god, let's go.
Holy shit.
Holy fuck.
Oh my god, it's AJ, that's motherfucking AJ.
That is motherfucking AJ.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're fucking back, brother, I think we might win.
We can win this.
We can win this.
Oh my god, you just won V8, you just won V8, bro.
Come on, baby.
Come on.
Bro, camera.
Throw it back now.
They will go.
You think they might walk away?
No, I don't think so.
Because I broke him.
They could be A main.
They could be any question.
They might be pushed up B main, bro.
Yeah, I'm going up to the LB.
I'm going up to the LB.
I'm going up to the LB.
Pardon the vision.
There could be A main, there could be any question.
Dude, I might be pushed up B main, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna go up here, I'm gonna go up here, we have to go up here, we have to move fast.
I'm gonna go up here, we have to move fast.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna walk out play.
No, the side got stuck, the A-jang got stuck.
There's two there, there's one, there's two there.
Nice.
There's one on, there's one more kit and there's one on A and there's one in spawn right here.
I don't know who the last guy is.
30 seconds left, probably lost.
Close left, care.
One more close left, one more close left!
Fuck!
Fuck!
fuck fuck it's cuz I took an early battle and I lost too much health bro
by the heal is it beast what are you eating
uh peanut butter pretzels
that's only headshot in me he might he might not be wrong
Hey, I try to meet you, bro
No prisoners
Tell you this
I can tell you that day home might be higher
That's one, that's one, that's one
Oh my god, maybe not, oh my god
Holy shit. Holy shit. I wonder what happened.
We need to go man. We need to go man. We need to go man.
We're about to be broke after this too.
We need to win this. We need to win this.
I mean the thing is there's so many of them we have to take any fight we can get.
Like any 1v1 we get we have to.
But we have to swing everything.
But also keep in mind it's like you have a 90% chance of winning that battle.
yeah you have to take everything yes yes like I'm not gonna flash I might just
jump eat this
last round I mean they can put you everywhere dick dad there's eight of
all
Oh my god.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
You're blind on the floor, I know.
Okay.
Dodge everything A. Dodge everything A.
to a dog
what the fuck
this guy's ace us every round
this guy's not bronze bro
no but the thing is like dude I think he's getting lucky I actually
Like with the way he killed you.
And he's everywhere to go.
Kao was literally, oh my god, Kao's everywhere.
Okay, should they only go B or A?
And say they can only take one lane.
Brought to me, I think.
Dude, cause, what?
Wait, dude, if they could just flank us.
What do we tell him?
B or A.
I'd say B.
All right, B only, B only.
You guys can only come B.
and say they can only go B-ping.
That's what he's saying.
You guys can only go B and you guys can only go through.
Or should we let them mid?
You guys can go B and B through mid,
but you guys can't go anywhere else.
All right?
That's saddie.
All right, all right, that's easy.
So I say we have to stop him at a choke here.
I'm gonna switch agents.
I'm going breach after this.
Oh, God.
No, cause think about it, bro.
If we're fighting chokes, like dude, breach is perfect.
Bro, a haven would have been way better for this thing.
They forget.
Oh yeah, like they can only go C.
This is a fucking straight line.
Yeah.
I think it's one, I think it's one, I think it's one.
Muta, I'm fucked. Muta, there's so many of them.
Oh yeah, you're dead as shit.
Dang, if you get one kill, I'm back before you.
There's more than a few more minutes.
Oh my god!
You're trying to drag me!
Turn away, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Let's do this.
Listen, I'm gonna give this to Infinite Creds for one second.
Buy everything, I'm gonna take it off.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
Okay, let go, let go, let go.
Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.
Yeah, we need a judge.
We need a judge, we need a judge, we need a judge, we need a judge.
No, muda I have a smile I can stun them Muda
Okay, so I'm gonna wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait now
Then I hear that I hear that I hear something
Dude, I can't see a smoke down
I
Know I'm here, bro. No splashes and stuns were good though, huh?
Okay, let me know I'm gonna keep stunning or I really shifted up here. How does he know I'm there? Oh
My god, we do
We have to run it back on haven if you know I mean they get new people bro
Cuz these guys are literally just fucking fucking like smurfing bro. Yes. I goon and him are literally smurfing it's impossible or not
They think they're better than us.
I don't know.
Dude, should we just come through A main?
Only through A main.
Oh my god!
A!
Tell them to make it only go A.
Go A, only A, only A, only A.
Come on.
Oh my god, so I had a break all the huge
You take one, you fan of me.
Oh, it's just, bro, it's two people
that have ruined the entire segment.
Yes, I do in the same.
Wait, Muda, look at where I am.
Look at where I'm standing.
I can stun all of that and you can peek.
I can get the whole line.
Okay, okay, go, go, go, go.
And then I'm gonna see the cubby as well.
So they're fucked.
Okay, go, go.
Just wait, though.
Okay, time to go.
I'm gonna go off your timing.
I'm gonna trust your timing, whatever you say.
I'm gonna go when you say, though.
Go now now
I
Run it back run it back on Hayden big kick the fucking fake bronzes
What happened what happened mood I I mean
Alright, we need one more. We need one more.
We need one more, bro.
Kick him? Him.
Alright, we need two more.
We need two more people, bro. We need two more people.
We need two more people. Chat, we need two more people.
Chat, we need two bronzes. QHF581.
If you're not bronze, I'm just gonna kick you out.
like my name holy shit Muda Drake just told me he gave you early access to
Iceman yes he did bro yes he did bro yes he did bro
QHF let's see is there any anyone else bronze let me see perisher
Thank you. Thank you.
Hey, bye.
Mooda Mooda.
You like my name?
Yo, ETH.
What make you, bro?
Oh my god, perfect.
All right.
ETH, can you please come to the left side, please?
Join attacker?
All right, perfect.
All right.
Are you guys real bronzes?
Yes or no?
Yeah, yes, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
All right.
Let's go, bro.
Same shit.
All right.
Let's go.
Okay, I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh, I could have.
Oh, wait, bro.
I have a mod who's fucking dog shit at the game, but the thing is, here's the thing.
I don't even think he's bronze.
Like, dead ass.
We gotta pick very carefully about this thing.
The green is probably the best, though.
I didn't mean double, right?
Okay, well, dude, the stuns are so free.
The stuns are so free.
Yeah, but there's so many, bro.
I feel like it's better to kill one.
I feel like it's better to kill one and out draft out with the ability. It's way better
We don't need to stop them because bro. Okay, I'll go right now then
Hi Sarah, what's that really?
Really who's Sarah?
When I'm not yo, you know what's crazy bro. I've been talking to this one girl that's um
You ever grab someone snap from Starbucks before
No, I've never ever
I've never once dry approached a girl and got any sort of anything I
Got this really really really like bro. It's just bad bro. She's like Asian
Okay, do you like wait wait? What is your type though?
So why'd you say she's Asian is that bad or good
I don't really like Asian girls
I love white girls, okay, white girls are my favorite.
And then it goes, I don't know, after white girls,
I don't know, I've only been with white girls.
Wait, have you ever had a girlfriend before?
Oh, you have.
I have, I have, I have, I have.
I'm so excited.
How many?
I've had one.
Oh, okay, we need to talk, bro.
There's a lot we need to catch up on you.
I know, I know, we're doing it to talk.
All right, everyone, small teams,
perfectly thank you.
All right, listen, well, the only rule, bro,
please don't snipe.
There was like 10 snipers in the other game bro, I'm not gonna lie, just please don't snipe, bro.
But nobody was sniping.
Dude, it's literally the same people.
You said there was like 10 snipers in the other game, like we're in no game.
Come on, come on, Joe, I think this is low key a better map for us.
I feel like this is a better map for us, I'm not gonna lie.
He came down mid.
They probably pushed in.
You're done.
Oh, the IFC?
AFC?
Go putt the bomb.
My garage!
Okay, fight, fight, fight.
Behind us!
Mid!
Come here, come here!
Come on, let's go.
Last player standing.
What have we lost to the mead?
One more, one more garage.
One more.
I
Listen I called an audible because I thought we could work up. I saw we could work that's on me
So I'm gonna take the blame there. I try to call an audible bro. I know I know that's such a bad call
No, no, I feel good this game
I just thought planning is bad cuz when you plant it's like dude. It's hard
Bro
Hamza said I thought you were nice at this game. Yo, Hamza bro
There's someone behind us a j. Yeah
Nice AJ! We set going in!
NOOOO!
You have a Spectre! You have a Spectre!
AJ, you have a Spectre!
You have a Spectre!
AJ, you have another done you asshole!
How the fuck is he shooting me so long how is he so long?
How is he so fucking long?
Oh my god, how are we gonna do this?
No, we're working them so good. I'm not alive, but we might have to work them separate
I think about it, we're gonna win everyone's will.
You might have to work like...
There.
Like...
What if we just swung Swings you long?
I don't think anyone's coming up to fight right away.
I'm fighting.
I'm gonna hold this fucking paper for this bitch.
I'm sorry, bro, I tried so hard to kill him, but he didn't even make it through the
I
Heard it too, bro
Because you miss me, yeah, oh wait fuck
Oh
He's timing you bro kill Joy and Cypher and chamber brother. We got a rush a or something
They push a though like they had to push a
That's a thing if they have a push a full if we just kill everyone because
What an ice will be better, I don't even
would I still be better no bro I don't know what would be better
because dude if you but I mean maybe but if you use your all your money
yeah I don't like how to go Ego
rotating it could be close left
They might have shot me.
Poor cuck.
I think we're gonna short this.
Like, why not long?
Feelin' safe.
Had an addition.
I'll go for it.
We need to get out of here, bro. We need to get out of here.
Yeah, that's easy bro. We can split it. We split it down the middle you get four I get four
Yes, bitch, we just got to work on
Why did it why did you have to do bronze like that been iron?
I can find one iron.
one long one garage one long one garage
yes garage yes garage one long one
long I know at your garage hold on
yeah we are fucking working man we are
fucking working them come on baby good
segments brah I'm glad you you think I had
no content thank you for calling me
your title and no content oh you know
Drizzy album drops today too bro you
know yeah we're about to do a listen
party bro when you come to LA bro I have
a lot of shit set up for us
He's definitely brawned he might actually not be brawned
I
Made or to be yes kill him
I
Yes
My god, hey, it's fucking wide open. You're a genius
Holy shit
listen
There you gotta come there lay we got a two-man 30 seconds left
I think you're rotating.
Blank it.
No fucking...
It's okay, shake it off, because you made to listen.
Here's the thing, you made the right play, you just win.
Everyone fist bumps, come on, bring it in.
Whiffing happens, whiffing happens, you're good.
Play cool.
I
Did you fuck me though?
No, you're good bro. Listen listen
It's the same thing with any sport or anything if if if the reason why you lost is because you missed a couple shots
That's a good way to lose think about it. You know what I mean? You did everything fundamentally, right?
Okay, bro miss shots happen
Good bro, we're good. Let's go garage. Let's go garage. I like our starting garage bar starting garage is nice
We wait we survive
What the fuck do you mean I got last bullet in
Oh my god.
Does Muda better than him?
I would say Muda are the same scale level.
Bar.
Thousand gifted, 1v1.
huh
no prisoners
I
It's you and me
Nice, darling.
Darn, me and you.
Is that a lie? Cause I guess you will keep, whoa.
Why is he hitting me?
Usually when I 1v1, you all let them win.
Holy shit, buddy.
Holy shit, buddy.
I'm not gonna lie, we were flowing that round.
That was pure raw chemistry.
We were flowing.
Holy shit, bro.
We're reloading.
Holy, orah, holy, orah, American, American, American, American, American.
E push there.
I said
Fucking way in Aries fucking hate my life
No, you said chase him. Yeah, but I said there's a trip fuck me, bro
Oh, it's a bad play by me. I'm not even gonna lie. I should
Phoenix kill. I'm trading.
Phoenix kill.
Fuck I'm one bro.
Three solvers.
There's one more at the chamber. I think we should put more somebody to A.
No!
Oh, you're back!
I'm already on the scripting.
Nah, he just fucking pre-fires me with fucking dickhead.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Oh my god, he headshots me.
What a headshot, the perisher.
Oh my god, why is this fuck? Oh my god, I didn't think something AJ, seriously, we didn't think something broke, please
Brother, I think I think garage are best. I think we have the duty. I trust you go garage. I'm gonna split this bitch
I'm running down long
If I get off I'm fucking useless
I'm starting, I'm starting to be alive.
Oh my god everyone's low, everyone's low girl.
134 Neon, 134 Chamber, what's behind you?
138 Bolt, there's four on the enemy team that have one shot.
If you see Neon Chamber, say for their all one shot, good luck.
One shot, one shot, one shot.
you guys
dude like what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck man
what do we do and then wait wait wait should we make them all go see oh that's
can be a just in line
we go away but they got a lot can't get no I think we should go see but we split
you go garage think about it you go garage stick together bro one really no
don't trust me go go out trust me it will work if it doesn't work bro dead
You want to play? Let's play.
So why is that not blinding you now?
He is working hard.
Oh my god.
You're awesome, Killjoy.
We can't afford a pistol round here, can we? Should we input red?
I
Guys will be allowed to come a you can go through short or you can go through the longest only come a bro. Fuck you guys, man
Listen should we get infinite creds? Should we infinite creds right now? No, no, no, no, no, no, we can win this
but we can win this game.
I'm a cave.
Yeah, he's the best.
Do you want to double swing short and just fucking fight?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just go long, go long, go long.
You want me to hold long?
Well, if you play in a corner and kill like two, three, and then die,
I guess they're not going to clear corners.
Okay, fine.
Alright, fine, I'm going to go short and fight.
We have to take early fight.
Ah!
There's four short there's four short there's four short 75 on them a long one, but a long one bar
Okay, I have an idea have an idea have an idea have an idea
What are you gonna go off map or something?
It's my idea right here.
See I'm like an off angle, bro.
See I'm like an off angle or some shit.
Alright.
Let's go.
I have a sheriff, bro.
I don't know if I can do much with this.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I
J how are you dying?
How did I die bitch? What I got shot. What do you want me to say?
We felt a bronzes bro, we felt a bronzes man
bro they're not even real bronzes that guy's diamond guys diamond other one
was fucking ascended the other one's fucking immortal I do what do we do
I
Gg's motor Ggs guys Ggs bro Gg bro
Hey, yeah, well, I thought we could have won that bro. I'm not even gonna lie bro. Well, I thought we could have won that
okay, I
Deadass believe we can win fuck man fuck
What you got going on for the rest of the day, I'm gonna go do road to apex predator and then after that
Iceman review maybe and see you got like planned playing stream content huh yeah
Yeah, you one of those planners now good shit, bro. I feel like that's good. I feel like planning is good
No, planning is great, bro. I have nothing planned. Well, I mean you have Iceman today and you have
Yeah, I have a party. Yeah, I'm gonna do IRL at a party, but that's not for 11 hours
How many girls do you have I'm gonna be on there's so many girls at the party
You wouldn't
No, that's what I want to talk to you, bro. You should bro. You should you should pull up, bro
Hello, yo you should pull up you think so bro, I think so really
Yeah
Fuck man
This is brahman lighting might have you pulled up we could go to the LA County fair with two girls
Damn bro, do you really think do you really think?
Bro, you know what's his name? Uh case on case on said pull up to LA. I have a couch for you
Well, bro do I'm gonna be real bro do it
I mean like cuz I understand where you're coming from cuz like bro when I was like playing ball in a lot and she a
Bro, it's definitely like sometimes I still feel out of place
But you got a gamer bro. I'm just a game. Yeah, no, I agree. That's why I told you bro at the party
Like I feel out of place with those guys
But like with you bro, I feel like we're like kind of the same we just did at home and game
You know like some fucking whatever
but I
I could be I get over one of the times I think I think you just got to get used to it a little bit and you'll be good
But also never like never stray away from what makes you you like if you a gamer and that's your content and always game
I'm saying it won't it wouldn't hurt to do gaming
70% of time and 30% of time do IRL because I'm sure your stream loves it a little bit
Yeah, they do love when I do IRLs. Yeah, so do like 70% gaming and then 30% IRL or 80% 20%
in that twenty percent broke makes a shape
fucking go to l.a. county fair on the two man
imagine bro we win our dates carnival games
or prizes from the corner
not grown up
not
so we do
and
we could do uh... we could do we could do a dual picnic date
that's not about show
I'm a round of shit.
You think so?
Yeah, I mean, I would look into it.
I'll look into it.
I look into it.
At least look in brother.
Look into what?
All you got to do is book a flight.
I know it's just LA is scary, man.
Don't. Yeah, it is.
I agree.
Like, especially if you never.
Well, I was born and raised here, so I agree.
That's why you don't have to live here.
You just come here.
So-and-so.
Because any day you should do you.
You should do what makes you happy.
True.
sometimes if you're fake out here so you should just pop by and say what's up in
the leave yeah yeah and then keep and then keep gaming I wouldn't move here
though yeah I wouldn't either though fuck that shit
all right bro if you're gonna game bro unless you want to do something else game
all right bro I love you bro I'm gonna catch you bro take care okay love love
Let's layer there
This clip
Chat you're also
Trans yeah, I will clean his birthday. I'm very cool. Not by cheetah bar
But why does every like bro Jesus bro alright zayn are you ready for apex predator?
Are you ready for apex predator bro?
Are you ready for apex predator?
Zayn are you ready for apex predator bro?
Are you ready for Apex Predator, bro?
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, yo, yo!
Yo, bro.
It's good.
It's good, bro.
It's good, bro.
How you doing, bro?
I'm doing good, bro.
Listen, man, the last time we played Apex, bro, I wanted to literally kill myself, alright?
So, I'm gonna need your help, okay?
I'm gonna need your help, and I'm gonna want you to basically not leave my side this entire time.
It's okay.
We'll play duo queue.
You can be my little kitten and I'll just, yeah.
Please bro, please bro.
Because I don't think I can do any of that.
Like, you know, you'll be,
your bro, you like are next to me
and then the next second you're across the map.
I can't do any of that shit, bro.
I need you next to me, bro.
All right, I'll be your bodyguard for today.
Thank you, bro.
We can do that.
I'm gonna go take a piss and I'll get some water, bro.
I'll be right back, okay?
All right, bet, bet, bet.
Can you talk to my chat, please?
Of course, bro.
What's good chat?
How we doing?
How you guys doing how you guys doing what's good everyone I am indeed smuffs yes I'm doing amazing
Livy. I'm doing amazing. Rage bait him and sell his game, making precious PC.
A good stats tracker. There isn't like, we don't really track stats. The game kind
of tracks it for us. Like after the game, the stats get saved on your
on your account pretty much
Rip it
I mean I
Mean nah con man. I'm too much of a pussy, bro. I can't
Hope his ass on octane is the best thing for him, bro
He's gonna fucking stem himself be one HP fight someone and then just die. There's no point. There's no point if
Anything he should play like I don't know
I
Think Wraith suits him bro. I think Wraith is fine. Honestly
Love you to mold and love you to bro. Let's kiss
Your child type one if you would kiss mooder and type two if you would avoid him
Like if you saw him on the street
Buy me food. I'm broke or angle food. I ain't got money man. I'm broke
Wait, only one person would kiss, two people would kiss Muda.
Are you streaming right now?
No, no, not right now, but I'm gonna go live.
Can you fix his settings as fuck?
What about his settings?
I can help him, maybe.
Realistically, how long will it take him to get Fred?
I mean, wait, let me check what Fred's at right now.
Let me see.
see. It's not 17k he's got a month and eight days. I think realistically if we hard grinded
it will take like a few days or like a week. I mean if he played for like 40 hours straight
we could get it or like I don't know.
Alright, everybody?
Welcome back bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone asked are you a lefty or righty? Now my shit
goes straight bro.
What?
Yeah
Goon with me that you know, what is this chat bro? What is this a rain to ladder? Oh, it's just it's some bullshit some bullshit
I'm joining you. All right
Now I'm here. You ready. Oh, are you ready? No, are you ready? Are you ready?
Let's go baby
All right, have you played? Yes a little bit. I hopped on yesterday. I'll stop for the right the fuck off though
Fucking hell. Alright, this is gonna be fun. This game might be one of the hardest games I've ever tried in my entire life, though
I broke the fingertips on my middle and index gaming king rip my game in Korea
Hopefully that comes back though and size them do the bit though
Are you got your cheats on today, yeah, yes, well, yes, how'd you know? It's fucking go, baby. I
Don't know man. So XQC clip of you
just I don't know I think everyone pulls your cheat and I'm like it's just known
you're just a known cheater
what's better altar or play rate play rate
the fuck why is it still on bro it's on it's on let's go let's win though let's win though
I want to win I want to win all right let's go let's go all right so since the last time
we've played everyone's been grinding everyone's been ranking up so we should be in like gold
lobbies right with gold players so like you'll see how easy this shit is and
like you know you weren't trippin but you weren't tripping pay bro was what
I mean he's got a master budget so he's good at the computer
playing UPFP PLS get plastered at the surgery
well you warmed up yes we got production you know bro don't edge of the map
working our way in nice and slow when the game I mean so realistically if we
play apex every day for like four four to six hours how long do you think it
will take for us to get back every day for 46 hours I mean it's like one right
I mean Fred is going up day by day so probably like five days maybe six days
friend I mean to me stream like you know it's very easy to do that but it's
just I thought I'll have to play a lot is that even healthy to do no definitely
not healthy but if you want to get the rank bro if you love your chat you got
to do it man I feel like it's a part of the journey not the destination I think
we should have play a good friend bro not rush I agree yes yes for
It's not about the game though, I'm never coming back, I'm gonna be honest.
This game is like...
This game is so hard, I must say get good at it.
Good one?
I mean you never know, you never know.
You could get insane at this game and you might just fall in love with it.
So it happens to me, but I saw a tiny share of the joke.
Last one?
Nice, I'm killing this guy.
Alright, okay, this is a new team actually.
Some call.
I'm coming to you baby.
You good? You good? You good, babe?
I'm better than you did.
There's one of me? You wanna kill this guy?
Come, come to me, come to me.
Go inside this shit, go inside this shit, slide into it.
I'm gonna chase this guy, okay?
Just let me know if you have any questions, just let me know, okay?
No bro, just stay there, see me daddy.
Alright, I'll be your daddy for today.
Alright, sorry, that was...
One of me?
He's really easy to get gold, bro. Or Fred?
Fred?
It depends, bro. It depends. If you're like, radiant...
I mean, every game should be easy. You just need time.
Are you ready for the Ice Man album tonight, bro?
Bro, fuck yes, bro. Wait, tonight? I thought it was tomorrow.
So, no, I don't know if you're E.U. or N.A., but it's tonight for us.
I'm here. Oh my god. It says for EU is the 15th.
Alright, there's a team on the EU. We'll pull out your map.
Yeah.
Up towards these guys.
Yeah.
Running towards these guys, okay?
So this one guy really split on the bridge.
We're gonna run at this guy and we're gonna kill him.
In front of me?
Alright, he's dead.
Alright.
Yeah, you have aim bomb, bro.
Two dead.
Alright, hold it.
How are you doing that, bro?
HAHAHAHA
Cheats for a cheats like Jesus my cheats are just more expensive, bro
fuck
All right, let's go next team next team
Got my upgrades. Let's see where it takes me chat. Thank you guys for reminding me
I have f1 by the way, bro. Is it chat does it series bro? I need you to help me out bro because I swear
Yes, we're chat help and remind him of that shit
I can't like remind you because I don't know if you're doing it or not exactly
your chat just needs to buck see you okay like I think it's okay to bite you
for this
all right hold on new team on me a by the way okay new team new team he's
It's a Valkyrie thing.
Did you knock that guy bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got him.
I got him over R9.
See, mate, see, mate, he's gonna be taking this.
Yeah, on the E-Vac.
Okay, I'm gonna track him with a...
Alright, I'm gonna take this balloon and I'm gonna fly after him, okay?
Okay, let's go.
Let's go, baby.
He's over there.
Yeah, this is good chat. Thank you guys. Yeah, you want to carry two maximum, always two.
Always two. Two medkits, six bats, 12 cells, and six rangers.
Six bats and two cells, or six...
No, 12. 12 cells and six bats.
Alright, that'll do.
Alright, I'm coming.
Alright, I'm going to ping this UAV for our teammate to hit.
He can hit that he'll give us some zone info that let's know where the people are the squads remain
Yeah, you see like the car is good. Yeah, but
Fat to tell you something the R e45 and on I just like top one and two R e45. That's like the pistol. No
Yeah, the energy pistol. Yeah
Spragun9090 said you're cute with a cheater.
Yeah, you know?
No.
We're both cheaters, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not a cheater, bro.
Hey, hey, well, I'm not a cheater either.
Yeah, I feel like you would have been banned if you were a cheater, no?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, people have been saying I've been cheating in this game for like four years, but never been banned once.
Bro, so they're just jealous, no?
I'd say so kind of same situation with you
You just play different games you're good at every game you touch and then people will just assume that you buy cheats for every game
You play because they just can't fathom that you're good at something. I don't know
All right two teams on you okay, bro. You have you have three guys right above your head
So, how do I kill these guys right now like you that's for you to figure out baby. Let's speak to figure out
So it makes you a good plan you can approach the fights
Like in Valorant you can once out them, but you have to figure out how you
Yeah, oh my god, our teammates probably dead
I don't know man, it's just the team is just so fusing, bro, it's okay.
I'm rising again.
I know, thank you bro, thank you daddy, thank you daddy.
Oh my god, they're on me.
Oh my god, they're on me.
Oh my god, they're on me.
Look at that on me.
Got an implicated incoming.
I'm pressing you now.
I got you.
If you land on the purple thing, it will take you straight to the building that I'm in, okay?
Okay.
they're probably gonna come back and try kill us so we're in a 2v3 wait yeah
they're walking up wait I'm gonna go res out to you mate
see me it's good yeah yeah he's alive he's alive
let's go we have a minute until zone close as well we're so good nice we're
alive we're back you want to go grab your loot yeah I'm going to run out of
there yeah he said they're behind him he's pinging them yeah yeah they're
coming to me on me on me on me
Oh
Bro, there's no way bro, how
Where they just they just dying they just
How is that literally possible good aim birds just good aim
I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting for you big boy.
Let's go together. Let's take this, just climb up here on the left.
This is going to be a guy close right. I'm going to climb up.
Where is he? Where is he going?
I don't know, I don't know.
here
Yep, uh, cracked one one half. What's the other?
It's 15 16. Yeah, dumb dumb. Maybe maybe 13. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Push up. Maybe push up. Push up. Push up.
That's for you.
I
What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing?
Oh, Nicky. I killed one for Nicky.
I'm down. It gets cracked! It gets cracked! Help! Help!
Oh, they're not good.
I don't understand. It makes any sense, but I'm down. I'm gonna give a fuck.
Heal me, bro. You're a tough guy.
I got you, baby.
I got you, baby.
Oh, let's go, let's go.
Alright, four squads left, okay?
Four squads left.
Yeah, battering, battering, battering, battering.
You're good, you're good. Take your time, take your time.
You're dealing now? Healing? Healing?
Did you press F1?
Did I press F1? Uh, no I did not, thank you.
Okay, there you go. Chat, you need to remind him.
You need to remind him, trust me.
That remind me, bro, fuck.
Alright, we're gonna go this time.
I'm gonna go Hemla, I'm gonna go Hemla.
Yeah, do that, do that, do that. Take your time, take your time.
Yeah, please daddy, let me take my time, please.
Take your time with it, it's okay.
I'm trying to keep for us. Whenever you're done with your team, we can go.
Alright daddy, alright daddy, one second daddy.
Alright, let's go, let's go. Whenever you go there.
take that it gives you extra health I'm using that right now
what the
is that people on you he's won yes all the life
hi again dead dead dead killed him bro nice
just a whole lot of hours man
Bro, can you come EU and do anything on battery?
How much, how much, how much kills you ever know?
21. Bar.
Alright. Alright, let's go. People resing on the left.
I'm throwing Q. We just get speed boosts, okay? We just run into these guys in front of me.
I'm gonna, alright, keep coming, keep coming. I'm throwing another one on me, okay? I'm waiting for you guys.
So anyone I'm pushing this guy, okay, he sees Ray phase away on me on me all day all day
One one one
That's one
Okay, last team, last team, 3v3 Mudo, 3v3, 3v3, 3v3, last team.
What's Entrant Ammo out?
Over Ammo out or in Ammo?
Well, uh, probably over Ammo, okay be careful of the zone, the zone, I think the game's over
bro, they're killing themselves to zone, they're just all dying.
What are you doing?
Yeah, looking at the top right, they're kill free, they're just dying.
Wait, they are dying, why?
Yes, bro, I don't know, they're just stuck somewhere.
Are they one-trading?
Nah, nah, not win trading, don't worry bro.
I mean you're in the lobby so maybe.
Ah.
You're friendly.
Wait let me kill him.
You're in the game.
He's running away.
He's running at his own risk, he's trying to kill himself.
Why?
Good aim.
Good aim, bruh.
He's just giving up, bruh.
He's giving up.
Nice game, baby.
Nice game.
Wow, we did good, bruh.
Nice game.
Fish it, baby.
Fish it, we did that.
Wow, we really did good that game.
This is just a jiffy!
We really did good that game, huh?
Yeah, we did that, we did that.
All right, on to the next, bro, on to the next.
On to the next, bro, I'm down, bro.
On to the next.
Let's go, baby.
We really did that shit, Hansen.
We really did that shit, Hansen.
No, we did that shit, Twin.
We did that shit.
All right, let's see, let's see.
1k damage.
I love that for me, baby.
I love that.
How much damage do you have?
4,191.
Yes, sir, yes, sir.
let's keep it going
let's go baby
almost got like a double rank up
did you get flat from that?
no, 388 RP
how much did i get for this?
i got 719
holy fuck
it's a lot
and who in your opinion is the best mouse and keyboard player that i can copy a sense of?
Best mouse and keyboard player like in the game right now entire game. Who's the best mouse and keyboard?
Smashing keyboard. Wow
I would say I mean a lot of people won't know him, but I would say Prestus. I would say Prestus or
Asia Asia XD one of those two players
Prestus
Prestus he plays 1.2 on 800 dpi
What are your thoughts on like Timmy, is Timmy still good or is he like kind of a content creator now?
No, Timmy is definitely really really good. But he hasn't played in a long time and I would say like right now he's kind of just like content creating.
But when he did play he was really good, yeah.
Yeah
Press this plays 1.2
Yeah, 1.2 on 800 EPI
0.6 0.6. Yeah
Yeah
Octane well people are asking you to play octane. I'm saying why don't you play octane? I'm curious
I mean I was playing him last season but they nerfed him so I mean all they
did yeah yeah it's not worth using him right now
like Wraith is the perfect character just for you to like learn apex she has
an escape she has a teleport she has like a path like everything everything's
good about the character oh I need to put an anonymous mode on put it on
It's all good baby, don't worry.
How do I put on another smoke on?
You have it, you have it.
I don't have it though.
Alright, I'll move the jump right here.
There we go.
Okay, let's go.
Tell them guidance.
I'm feeling very confident.
Alright, same.
I would say I'm confident.
I've got you, you've got me, I'm feeling confident.
I want to drop here.
I want to get that heavy ammo guys.
Yeah, let's go.
Grab that hemlock for yourself.
Alright, we have one team on us.
Like, directly on our heads, okay?
So get ready to fight straight away.
Get ready.
We're like everyone in this lobby is plat. You're the only gold player
So I know that
So when you load into a game at the bottom of your screen
It will tell you how many people from water anchor in your game
There is a nine team Platinum team in this lobby right now with us and you're a gold player right now, so
What will happen is when we have really good games the game will try and test us by putting us in a lobby
That's like harder a bit higher than our skill exactly. So
some some of the games will feel like really really difficult but just know
it's intended
intended for your improvement
oh my god i want that
god we might take it
course saw you big boy
saw you
f1
huh?
what's
got my upgrade
let's see where it takes me
for wallhacking, feeding, wintering, wik-
i'm lock or car with the wingman
uh... i would say the car
that's what i would use
do you have any sniper ammo?
uh... i don't know
uh... we can find some
if you press tub and right click your wingman
and i don't like to get present be on your wingman
uh... yeah it'll pay it so you're too many those that you need to have a
and you'll stop going on the free
for on the map
i'm gonna throw a cue here yeah let's get this guy
this is a way to like nine bullets
but did you think that i a you got the right park amazing
people
Yeah, that's one don't worry. I'll keep reminding you well as much as I can try okay
There's a sniper arsenal here so you can grab as much wingman on orders you need
Okay, see one us team on us
On the on the left on the left
I'm low on ammo. You should search for more.
Two two. Last guy.
Man please bro, it'd be nice to get a kill around these shrews.
Come baby, come come come. Hey baby.
Our team is gonna die. Our team is gonna die.
They're dying.
I got him. I'll kill him. I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
You got this. You got this. You got this. He's here. He's here.
I got him on him he's on top, he's on top.
Nice bro, good shit, David just, fuck, good shit bro, easy bro, that's how we do, that's
how we do, yeah every game we just want to take it nice and slow, get off kills, get
on loot, just win every game, steady gains, chat am I a gamer?
Alright, let's go.
I'm throwing a Q over here.
Come, come, come.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm waiting for you.
Our teammates on Octane, so they're going to be really, really fast.
Yeah, look how far ahead he is.
He's in Somalia, bro.
What, they nerfed him?
Yeah, no, they nerfed like, uh, he had this thing where he could put him in an assault
character.
So he could get fast reloads when he cracked your shield, but they removed that.
It was way too broken.
In front of us, over here.
Good damage, good damage, like 40 damage.
150.
190.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop, stop, stop.
200.
Oh, dead one, missing.
You need to see more meat.
Last one.
Killed one.
Nice, last one, last one, middle.
Where is he, where is he?
Oh he's on bottom, he's on bottom. On our teammate, on our teammate. Our team is actually
on draws. Easy, there's the go. Nice, good ship. So easy. This game is so easy, right?
So easy. Grabbing the star man. Overflow, if you need that, you can take it. I don't
if you have one though you already have one yeah no no do I yeah you have unlimited batteries so if
you have two bats you have unlimited if I have two batteries that means you have unlimited yeah for
the whole game yes it's it's broken it's broken but it's actually not the best in the game really
surprising yeah I mean over armor is really good infinite ammo is just broken especially in competitive
as well because while you can just shoot forever
all right let's go
all right i'm gonna upgrade my online and then we're gonna look for everyone else
here seven squads this is your flat rankup game
if we win right uh if we get a lot if we get a lot yes
like some kills. So this game has a thing called bonus rank up RP, right? So when you rank up,
you get bonus points into your next big rank. So if you go from gold to plat, you'll already be
halfway through in platform to plat. Once you hit masters, you'll get like a bonus like
few hundred into bread, not into bread, into masters. So you'll be closer to bread when you
you win so I saw one of my chat other day said the way from diamonds and Fred
is the same from bronze to diamond what what do they mean though just like
the house yeah it's just long as it from bronze to diamond a diamond of fun I
see I see I see no depends on how good you are depends on how good you are I
mean I didn't play on my main account like because obviously I was playing with
you right but I mean I went from plat 4 to pred in like eight hours with like a
three stack pro team and we were just so running it down so technically if we
were to play I mean we could we could get it done in like a few streams couple
streams it would not be that difficult honestly but the higher ranked the games
get the more sweaty they've become and like the more discipline you need to play
because everyone's you know running around and third-party everything like
so lucky right yeah I don't get it they're doing that they're doing that
they said it's yeah it's rumored to come out soon they're gonna remove trio like
like trio as a whole and like put on a solo team.
Wait, what?
Apparently, apparently.
I mean, some people in chat will, some people in chat will know more than I do, I haven't
been looking at that.
Apparently it's in a few days, someone in chat said.
I mean, new stream segment for you, bro.
Holy shit, no solo?
Yeah.
How am I gonna solo to Fred?
It's supposed to just be solo for master and friend players. That's what it is.
So, I mean that could be really good actually. I didn't even know that. Okay, this is a Watson fence. You know what this is, yeah?
Yeah, but how do I like-
Alright, unbreakable. You just go through it.
Yeah, there you go. That's huge. Alright, you're learning the tech. This is beautiful. I don't even need to tell you.
all right I mean this game is a quiet one does it seem flying in front of us
though yeah it's nice and peaceful we get to just show all right I'm taking
this balloon come come come I'm waiting for you we're gonna go land on that
team's head and kill them and then we're top five yeah somewhere somewhere
down there they just landed somewhere when I see them over you know people
I'm fighting here.
It's okay.
I'm coming.
Alright, I'm throwing a Q for speed boost.
Oh, that's probably the left.
Oh, yeah.
And one guy, I think on the right as well.
I'm gonna throw a Q, let's kill these guys, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
You can double jump in this, by the way.
I don't know if you know, but you double jump.
I'm gonna throw another Q and we're gonna be literally on them, okay?
Oh shit.
Wait, we're waiting, we're waiting, well I'm waiting, don't know about what you mean, but
I'm waiting.
I'm throwing this.
You coming up?
They should be in front of us, like somewhere in front.
or they're going for the mythic or something
oh yeah that's another team I'm gonna I'm gonna queue behind them again
I'm gonna get another one
they have over all man they have all three cornered above
nice go go go
take the pod
I
Team is on them I think it's on them
I think it's I think it's in there bro
No, no, no, no one about guy took all the TPS. He's he's gone. He's in a resume soon
Yeah, that's all you that's all you
You can take the infonama maybe, it might be insane.
Okay, let's see if he can grab the mythic of it, then I'll limit it back to my opinion, yeah.
Yeah, just, you know, I have four kills and all of that.
Yeah, I have seven, wait, we're doing so good right now, keep it up.
I have five and dead at will.
Uh, I mean, yeah, I've not done that at all.
Yeah, that's a Krayva, that's a Krayva, be careful.
He had just one shot headshot you.
I don't know where he is though.
Where is he?
Up there there there
Can you make it cp towards the murder and like face towards them?
In the left building in the left building the left circle though there are pink of you
Like why
I'm really I'm grabbing a banner. Okay, don't worry. I'm gonna go rescue. Okay. Oh my god
I got you. I got you. I got you. No money left behind bro watch it
Okay, so you should go up.
They're so hard.
Yeah, because they're so hungry for the kill.
They probably have that first kill, honestly.
Of the whole game, so they're probably just really hungry to first kill.
Is this Sniper on me, bro? Is it Crabre on me again?
Crabre? Okay, we're just gonna run at these guys, okay?
these guys okay but actually maybe we're not we're just gonna chill because it's
still five teams and the zone is really small we should probably kill these guys
though like I'm gonna take this oh my god
oh that okay we're good we're good we're good it's okay baby don't you worry
you're just getting unlucky right now it's okay take the Krabber take the
fucking Krabber you got that is it R 301 legendary carbine better than a
Yeah, I think you should just
you
you
you
you
you
I
Like every time
Hey, bro, I'm a strictly trusting you fucking ass you better come to the fuck down
Okay, okay, my bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.
Yeah, listen, listen, listen. I'm an A-face grime, bro. Uh, for me. So, so, so, so.
Yo, listen, bro. Yo, Ray. Me, you, Zayn, we're going to Predator, bro. Are you down?
Do you, well, Ray, are you down? Predator?
Yes, Ray. Are you ready to be a Predator, Ray?
Predator? Yes, Ray. Are you ready?
Are you ready to become a predator with me?
I don't know what's the rule over there in Canada but I'm not sure I can go to jail bro, you feel me?
Ray join the call Ray
Okay, okay, okay, let's play. Let's fucking play
Yo, yo, this is
This is on the way to become a predator bro. We're gonna become predators today
Yes, bro, maybe not
Maybe master I don't like predator bro. Why bro?
I was the rave with the Krabber you are ass say one lucky that was you
that was him bro I was sniping your shit out with the rave
that was him!
wait is it there is it there you're a pro?
yeah bro what's good
what the fuck
this guy is insane
of course first team
we gonna join you
All right, let's go let's go hop in baby hop in hop in okay, okay, okay, okay, it's game, baby
That's cool with me bro
Yeah, take that shit take that shit
I'll be chilling if you need. I just want to fly back.
You're chilling bro, you're chilling, you fly back.
Chillin, chillin, chillin, chillin, chillin.
Chillin bro, you're chillin bro. Ray, are you rich bro?
Um, I'm wealthy. I can pay for all your shirts.
I like that bro, I like that bro, I like that bro.
I'm happy. Yeah, how about you bro?
Oh, I would say I'm wealthy bro, I would say I'm wealthy.
Yo, you ready for us, Ray?
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.
Yes bro, I'm doing an album review.
Yo, you know I can leak every guy every song.
It's 19 check. Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, but um
Drake, we don't drink so you send me everything
Now what now I might have lied I dance that check
What I should
Yeah, but they take it back though. I have for like 20 minutes
Holy shit
I'm a leaky bro
You gotta be party next door. You gotta be a saint. Just say you gotta be all
Oh
No
Well, it's time to check this hour and six minutes one hour and six minutes
Yeah, yeah, oh shit. I'm a little too specific bro. That's uh, I feel like you actually know
But I'm telling you bro. I got three shot. You want to see screen shot? Oh shit. Yes, bro
Let me switch off the fuck. I want all in Jersey, right?
Yeah, man, so hey Siri FaceTime drink
Predators, but yeah, let's be the biggest prince
Get out get out
Wait for every kill you get bro 1,000 gifts
Every kill
Alright let's skip this game. Let's skip, let's skip, let's skip.
I thought you trolled. No, I'm gonna troll him bro, I'm gonna troll him.
How am I trolling? No, I'm gonna troll him man.
How did I troll? I'm gonna troll.
How? You're gonna turn your script bro, come on.
I don't have a script bro, what the fuck.
You know, I'm offline game right now. I'm not even live. That's how you know I'm a true gamer
But now you're still pretty shit like I'm trying to
Yeah, this game was so good in 22
What the fuck yo is all diamonds, bro
Yeah
it's 945 how do we tell him it's 945 bro no he's 9 over there I see me now I
see me having a 945 face banks went live
are you still good shit which one would I say let me see let me see I say on
this court say one law yeah bro this is obviously a fucking lie are you stupid
It's gotta be a midnight, it's gotta be a midnight.
What do you mean?
But this is a fucking...
Bro, whoever posted this, that has to be a lie.
What the fuck would've run?
What do you mean, Percy?
That's my screenshot for my phone.
No, it takes album charge.
Nah.
Oh, Loathe's got him, here we go.
I'm counting, bro.
Oh, my eye, my sharding gun is giving out on me.
My sharding gun is giving out on me.
Ah, let's go.
Let's fucking go, man.
when Jack Drake is a couple of balls off
who's the best pro player?
best pro player?
Imperial Hall bro
nah nah Imperial Hall bro
Imperial Hall is actually the best player in the game
yeah that guy is like Jizzy Drake for this game
really?
well yeah
I mean he's like the tens of apex pretty much
so is he still good or was he the best guy in the game?
Bro, he's still like, yeah, still so the best
We got ice man today, bro. What do you mean?
No, no from London, bro
You fuck with the weekend
I can't I can't fuck with your mouse and keyboard
Play play you know your DPI or no?
You know I would wrap up
Since my boy, they are beefing. Yeah, I can't mouse sensitivity. Yeah, 0.6 on the mouse
On me on me. Oh me guys
Where I'm like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you good
You're good, bro
We got them. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm for a nice fee guys. Yeah, very good. It's so many days. Okay
I'm bummin' him, I'm bummin' him, I'm bummin' him, big bombs, big bombs!
Stay, stay, stay!
What the fuck?
Bro, I just don't understand, fuck!
We win this!
I'm down, I'm down!
You got this, I'm lagging bro, I'm lagging!
Nice one!
Ah, no!
I'm lagging, come on!
Bro, I don't understand what's going on!
Actually
What does something don't need three thousand what do you need something done in three thousand dollars?
Really no one gifted three thousand what oh my god
what
Paper work with the three thousand five hundred dollars
oh my god bro I'm gonna go back to you what's what's before gold bro okay
silver bro move a lot in bro oh I can't get that tonic damage and my grandma
do better than that bro I'm trying bro I'm trying cannon with the 10 gift
itself I love you kid bro put it in my asshole bro thank you so much
I can't stop talking for the whole time bro.
Yeah, let's stop talking.
I got you guys.
I just don't understand.
Wait, wait, sit down.
Let's go bro.
You're a streamer?
Yeah, yeah.
Have you seen me?
I've seen you in a little bit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I got you baby.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh
What's your name you play apex which guy which guy he why he name he started a
I don't know
Mandy you mean a man. Yeah, Mandy. Yeah, Mandy. Mandy. Yeah, he's the good. That's my girl. That's my guy
yeah man he's good yeah yeah listen Ray I got you you got me bro we got
each other bro I'm not sure you ain't sure I will go this side okay let's go
Let's go. All right, turn me up. Let's go
I'm having wingman on us on a spawn guy. He has no gun there
Not one nice mood up, bro. We should just
I
Know you dig up or you dig up
I'm raising our boy. I'm raising my boy. Yeah, yeah, same, same. You got, you got him, huh?
Yeah, I didn't do shit. Holy shit. That guy's hopping nice.
Okay, baby.
I know, we're looking in now. We're looking in now.
Yeah, we're looking in.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's go. Good shit, guys.
I'm a kid, brah, bro. I got a hundred damage.
So good, baby. So good.
where's everyone bro I have no fucking idea bro there was so many people no
I'm deals deals yeah yeah come come come I'll go you know baby it's never
says yeah never says really good
Oh
Me oh me you see me team
You see two teams
I'm far and all guys for my old for that shit
Hey, go ahead my gun. Hey, go ahead my gun. I
Call one
On us on us
Oh that oh that oh my god
I got it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, I told you.
You guys are like asking, bro.
We got that, baby.
I told you, bro.
I just have to look in real quick.
I don't even know how to do that.
I'm going to be honest with you.
We got that.
I guess they do shit.
So good, bro.
You good?
So good, bro.
I only have 1,500 damage, bro.
Anyway, it doesn't really matter.
On my soul, you don't have 1,500.
This guy has 150.
I don't know what my F1 do bro
F1? Oh Rave
Press F1 and move your mouse to the left
Yeah but I don't know what I just put
Alright so, okay, your bull
You know when you throw the bull?
It like burns people and they start burning
Why does this game look like Halo?
That's good
Alright come here guys
Come, come, say this
I'm gonna go grab some armor real quick
you like the same ring? you have fun here?
same stuff, same good
wait, same devs? really?
yeah, it's like Titanfall and shit, yeah
this game is like Titanfall
but I never played it though
wait, I can charge with sniper
Yeah, yeah, all broke when you charge it. It's insane
That's just who good
So do I have one shot to count now
No, no, no, no, yeah, that's just answer ages you see when you okay, let's go this people over here
You see when you pull it out. There's like a blue bar in the bottom right Mudo. Yeah, I see it now
Yeah, yeah, that so that's that's your charge. You just got you can keep putting a cell and then yeah
Just keep charging it up
All right, come guys come let's go. I'm throwing this shit. Yeah, come we're gonna go flying
Slide into it and then double jump and it just keeps sliding
Plus as fuck yeah, yeah, yeah like that like that
control the friend yeah mouse and keyboard friendly too but you just got a
come come come come
take your shape
ok ok ok
new team new team
oh fuck Ray
oh oh oh
I'm not be there birdie
I'm there
I'm there
oh yeah one last one
one
nice
wait you knocked one
one
one I go on right I go on am I doing this
okay I took your body I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good
I'm just gonna push A
Oh my god
I'm just gonna bottom bro
I didn't touch nobody like
I'm just gonna kill him
Oh dead bro
Kill this whole fucking team
Oh my god you're fucking crazy
I'm telling you bro, isn't it treating or the best in the world I don't understand
That's all you guys are
That's all you guys are
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest
Oh you're dead
Oh, fuck me! Ray, Ray, Ray, fuck me, bruh.
Oh, me, oh me.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
You guys with me?
Uh, I mean...
Oh, that shot me, though.
That shot me, though.
Oh, me, oh me, Ray.
I killed him, I killed him, Ray.
I got 100 bang on the number one.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, I've grown up, Ray.
You following me?
You with me, sir?
Uh, coming, coming, coming.
I'm coming.
Alright, alright.
I'm here.
Fuck it.
Oh my...
Wait, I whiffed, Ray.
I whiffed, I whiffed.
I got him!
Nice right?
He got him!
What the?
I'm alive!
I'm free!
I got him man!
Oh my god!
You period!
Oh my god!
I'm a big friend, I'm such a big friend.
Yo!
Yo, that was a low key win.
Hey, kill this guy, yo.
I'm stuck.
Wait, yo, we gotta go, Sam.
We gotta go.
Who's a fatter?
Okay.
I'm... I'm...
Come, come, come, come.
Let's go.
Side down this ship.
Holy shit.
You want me to kill him?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
It's our shit.
It's our shit.
What the fuck, Ray?
They are all...
They are all...
They are all...
They are all...
They are all...
I'm killable much as a
Isn't the battery that's what you call yeah, yeah, that's just good. That's just good
You need something I need to
I like I pull a battery inside
Infinous yeah, that's just infinite bro. It says you have to buy it never runs out
It never
Yeah, do that
Like 10 seconds here
All right, you guys good we're ready to kill everyone
I need a bit more ammo, one second.
I don't have ammo, but all these touch of people and you can kill him.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, are you guys freaky?
That was a weird question.
By the way, are you guys freaky or what?
Yeah, for sure.
What's enhancing here?
Upgrading, upgrading.
You're getting extra attachments.
Over here, come, come, come.
Ray, are you coming?
Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna call, but I'm coming.
I'm gonna give you this, wait come to me
I'll throw a few
Thank you, thank you, thank you
You good, bro?
You good, you good?
Wait so what's the frequency?
No, I don't know, I'm just curious, bro
Yeah, I mean...
Wait a minute, wait a minute
We have a weird question, weird question, bro
I mean, one meal per bench, I try to play kind of
Oh, like 15,000?
You guys can't take it off my gun.
I killed one.
I killed one.
Go for it, go for it.
Not gone, not gone.
Oh my gosh.
Ah, come here, come here.
I think there's another one.
I think there's another one.
Is he above you?
I think he's on one.
Alright, alright.
I'll see you right there.
I don't know where they are.
I think you're right.
Last one?
Yeah.
Nice.
Last one?
Where did you knock the other one?
What?
What?
126?
Wait, somebody's running.
Two hundred and five!
Wait, what?
What?
722!
Two one-up, two one-up.
Balla, balla, balla.
A-vala.
Wow, you see this, Ray?
See this.
Bro, I have so-
I killed someone in here, but I don't know where the fuck this guy's dead, bro.
Lost him.
Alright, who's he killing next? Where we going? Where we going?
Kill these guys, Ray?
Alright, Mooda.
Hit to this guy, hit to this guy.
Dad, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.
50?
Wow.
Nice, dude.
I'm gonna find the Q, come. I'm getting on them.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let's get out of here, buddy.
I'll leave my B.
79?
88!
Somebody's on me! Somebody's on me!
You move the arms out!
Where?
I'm alive, I'm alive!
I'll kill one, I'll kill one, guys.
What?
He won!
What?
I come back to armor school.
Bro, I don't get life, man.
Bro, what am I doing wrong bro?
You go back.
You go back right?
Can't rescue?
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's full team on me bro.
A different team.
Oh my god, bro.
I can't make it.
Do you have the vision?
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
Did you just kill him?
You can't make it.
Do you have to kill him?
No, I didn't.
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
You can't make it.
wait, go to that crossbow in front of you, that V-show on your map
yeah, that V-show, right in this direction
okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
yeah, yeah, and then hold in
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
oh, fuck
oh, shit
yo, yo!
you good, right? you have a limited batch, right?
wait, try run to my box
I mean, I tried red, but I'm not sure.
You can bring me back.
10 seconds, right? 10 seconds?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bring me back to life, baby.
Okay. One is you, I'm gone.
I'm gone.
Ah, man.
Hey, you good?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
He didn't see me. He didn't see me, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no. You go there. You go there.
Wait.
Come on.
Oh, shit!
Oh shit.
I'm lucky bro.
I'm lucky.
It's so good.
It's so good.
We did good.
We did good.
We did good.
We got top.
For sure.
We did good.
We did good.
We did good.
So good.
Oh my god.
I gotta stay with my boys.
I gotta stay with my boys.
All right.
So good.
We're gaining.
What's that?
The platinum.
Diamond.
And then after diamond, it's master and then after master is pred.
bro how am I still fucking plotting I don't get it I don't get it oh my god man
chat what's like bad in my gameplay bro is it the tracking is my tracking bad
chat
It's all good bro. You haven't been playing for that long is it is that why
Bro, I don't know man
Your nose throws off the balance
like right now bro are you a target oh what the fuck is right on the same I
learned from fucking didn't produce they who didn't produce if I turn them he
said it he said oh you just say I live alive red eye red eye yeah yeah
On red eye
Wait, am I dumb?
I am raw?
Radar? On radar?
No, bro. Wait, so let teach me some fake shit.
He did teach me some fake shit.
Everything I love, he probably did.
I'm the jump buster.
I could do this all day.
Why's he trolling with you, bro? Why's he trolling you?
Oh, you might not from Toronto.
Well unlike an hour away from Toronto so I know everything about Toronto I know like I know everything bro
Dylan books probably just making his own his own thing
Like they were lying he fans they were lying
Who to fab Karly yes, there you go
All right, bro. I want to win this game
You're lucky, you're lucky.
I need them comms.
Zero guns so far, yep.
Somebody can just fuck me in the ass.
Oh, I got it!
Move them!
I got a rig and I got a rig and I'm coming.
Chill, chill. I'm grabbing guns.
Give me a second, guys.
You got that, you got that.
Nice, bro.
I
How do I change the setting where when I'm 80 s I can tell who's a teammate and who's not a TV
How do I change that?
How do I change that I wish I emptied an entire book with my teammate because I didn't know his thing wasn't showing
How do I change that? How do I change that? How do I change that?
Yo, I'm gonna be a highlight enabled
Enemy highlight enabled
Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing?
Bo, Bo, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, I've been shooting at you because I didn't know who the fuck was an enemy and who wasn't.
This fucking shitty ass game.
This fucking shitty ass fucking game.
And you know this game is so trashed. Why? Every time I change my settings it changes right back.
I actually don't know. Oh you gotta click apply bro when you change settings.
Obviously the next time I restart it's just it's back to what it was
Yeah, that's just I don't even know man
Wait Ray you'd be streaming like you stream your games shit is a shitty ass fucking game, though. Oh
Wait here
What the fuck is phase banks the boys phase banks if you bought in his cock off
We're gonna get it. We're gonna get it back in blood. Maybe we're gonna get it back in blood. We love soul. You love Solana
It's not over. It's not over until fucking
Yeah, I do love Solana. Actually, I really do. This is my favorite asset in crypto. I got so many times, bro
It's insane
I'm just gonna follow you just next time you think about hitting by whether you hit it or not the next time you think about
You think about me as well. Let me know. I got you. All right. Tj is coming on
I'm gonna give it to you and I'm gonna go take my 16th piss of the stream
What the fuck is this?
What's good lads, how we live and how we doing
Let's see if I can pull up chat.
Chat's going by so fast I can barely read it chat.
Chat it's going by so fast I can't even read the chat.
Everybody's talking about fucking coins in the chat.
Yeah, is there anything you guys haven't had or interesting?
That voice in your head? Trust me.
Mooda Drake tweeted? Yeah, that's all I know of it.
These guys never want to hear what you're saying.
Bro, who's that Mooda? If you said he posted on IG, I would have believed you.
But this guy said tweeted, bro.
That said tweeted.
Introducing your champion.
I'm trying to get the blink, if you may miss me.
Shut up Frank, it's hard to go.
Just give it up, bro. Just give it up, bro.
Yo, hey, you hear me?
Drop us bro, jump us over there, jump us over there.
Yeah, we can hear you. We want to jump where you want to jump bro you take us
Listen this time we're going we're going for the outside and then and then kill it in you feel me
Nice and easy, bro
Wait, wait, you be streaming like games and stuff or no. Yeah, I do a tournament. Oh
Oh shit. Yo you got carried to that fucking turn right by the way bro. No, no, no, too.
Bro, I'm manized. You can see I'm going crazy. Bro, you were so shit. I literally ran you down in your fucking lane.
Listen, that's my first game, bro. My first ever game, bro. You're so fucking lucky you won again.
Thank you, ASK2, bro. I got beat, bro. Oh, you have the better team. You're doing so good.
Bro, that's why I'm playing that game, bro. Did you fucking suck? Fuck you, bro.
I'm having weird tournament yet bro. Yes, I want a Valorant tournament.
Oh, you did? Yeah.
Is that with Chisa?
No, no shit bro.
Wait, team down here, yeah?
I mean, what are these like fucking guns?
We have some shit spot, bro.
I have three P20s.
What?
I have three P20s.
the gun running bro that shit so p
you move faster when you're when you're shooting
you guys good you guys good
the gun right? I got Mozambique. Mozambique? Alright, you should take the take the honor.
Well I'm going to...
That's not a real guy, it's not a real guy, it's a decoy.
Wait, on my left. This is a decoy as well, never mind. It's not a real guy.
In front of us. Right here, right here. I'm from my old...
I will literally never understand this game ever.
It's fine bro, it's okay, wait bro,
cause what is happening right now?
I think everywhere I look there's a new squad
and then like when I, like I always does more damage.
Nah, you good bro, you good.
This game's way too late right now, so it's still good.
Like I don't get it.
Am I just shit chat, am I just shit bro?
Well this game is about a movement or like a gun skill is more important.
Yeah, a gun skill always.
But the movement, the movement is important too bro.
Don't forget that's just important too.
I just don't understand.
Oh my god, Agent Jeff is back at 200 viewers.
What?
Is that the guy that goes full boxed full boxed yeah, he got he got boxed IRL wait what wait what happened?
Let's go let's lock it through
Yeah, let's look into rubber
It's okay, but even if you're bad at this game, you still got a big ass nose. Yo Chris. Uh, yeah, you're getting banned
Now you know it's big though, is it actually
It's not that big bro, come on
It's big
Nice side of chopsticks, well, I need a new mousepad, bro
I need a new mousepad because the one I have is like honestly kind of ass bro
Wait what pod you got? Oh different map different map
Wait, oh it's like OG map, it's like OG map
Yeah yeah yeah OG, OG
Oh my god this is like OG
Yeah bro the map is coming every four hours bro
We got two teams, we got two teams lucky and lucky
Nice, nice.
There she is.
Open his door, open his door, Mooda.
Let's go this guy.
On the door.
Behind the, behind the door, guys.
Alright, bro.
These guys are fucking insane.
I'm moving like...
I killed one.
I killed one, Mooda.
You're shot.
You're shot.
Yeah, I'm finishing.
I'm in a risk.
I'm in a risk.
I'm gonna get rail.
I got rail, I got rail.
I know that this is not your 7th.
You're in close.
I'm walking, I'm walking.
I'm not very close.
Yeah, let's go, let's go.
That's what we're here for, baby.
I'm not afraid of my shirt.
I'm coming with you.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Shit.
Yeah bro.
Uh, who was that?
Who just took all that shit in that fucking event?
What is that?
Who was that?
Oh, what the fuck?
All that shit is dead, bro.
All the items just got deleted from the box.
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
Did Ray take everything?
everything
now you go with the phone girl
wait wait what
there's a gold hypnotic
here
now I can't believe it man
every little choice changes the path
I'm locked I mean I'm down
yeah take that shit
he can't see
That's one of these. Nah bro, you just go out and get on the Apex grind, bro.
Just go outside and grind in the shit.
So what's that good gun for us?
Nemesis, Hemlock, like Nemesis, Hemlock, and like Volt on 99, bro.
Those guns are good, bro. They're really good.
But if you don't be playing that much like they're good to use
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the dinosaurs in the cages what that sounds weird out of context
Wait above me
guys
baby why are you so cold i can't ice man bro
right i can't wait to uh what do you mean bro you wait till central c comes up
are you from the fucking uk fam bro i don't i don't even that's a canadian accent
you're from the uk fam all right don't worry about just you drink bro i'll
worry about you you're not gonna chill bro
you see this glazer in this guy's glazing uh
This guy is one, on my life.
I have the yellow one.
Allah is one.
Oh my god, bro.
Yo, Ray.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm fucking dead, bro.
I think I'm dead.
I think I'm dead.
I'm going down.
Wait, one jump around you, bro.
Wait, you go one, you going on Ray?
Uh, nah.
I got killed.
Okay, I'm stuck in there, bro.
What is that, bro?
What the fuck?
Wait, what happened?
I'm fucking kidding.
There's a team flying on us, bro.
Not one?
Nice, bro.
Wait, I'm going to help you.
I
My god
Yeah, they get crazy. Thank you, bro. What about me Ray? I just got two bro
Oh
Holy shit, I just see you like slide down. Yeah, bro
We may have stuck one point
Yeah, bro, it's good
It's so good, bro.
It's gonna be easy in that pit.
You have diamond aim with Ron's game time?
Fuck you.
Come on.
But I only should have two medkits, right?
Yeah, yeah, only two.
Wait, where are you good, bro?
You probably medkit?
two like the big one yeah two make kids and you're good for you you don't need
to small one now six more it's like to make it six syringes like the small
ones you want six of those six and then to pick it yeah yeah yeah and then for
the show the big battery like you know the short ones yeah you want you want
six of the big ones and 12 of the small ones that's what you want wow yeah yeah
yeah you think needs to take like maybe two three needs for us and you're good
to go bro you don't need anything else
all right let's go I'm so so my baby
right top seven that's the one you guys fucking stupid wait who would you should
do you guys want to be one after this oh my oh I don't cheat oh my god
What is evil harvester?
It gives a shield but we don't need it right now so my shield really needs 800 so we need
to get like two more of those.
Fun to get purple.
But where is everyone?
Oh, it'd be crazy if we did like the lowest rank to predicate.
in one stream bro like us three yeah that shit bro that shit I saw him take me
took like 30 fucking hours and by the end of the stream I think he looked like
he wanted to kill himself yeah bro you see you see the other time yeah the
predatory life 36 hours bro how long I think we can do it
I
How do you like find them bro?
We were just chasing them bro.
Yeah but I don't like just like...
Any time fighting I'm bad.
Nah nah nah.
I'm gonna look up these like hacking threads on them bro.
I need to see this shit.
Oh there's quite a few videos bro.
It's quite a few.
Ah there there.
I'm thank you.
Come come come.
Follow me follow me follow me.
We're getting in this shit.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck, we're going up here to kill this guy, okay?
Go again by this guy, let's go.
Oh me? 50? 1? 1 HP?
Break this shit, break this shit, break this shit, break this shit.
I'm getting him, come, come, come.
Get in there, get in there, get in there, get in there.
I'm so one.
1 HP, 1 HP, 1 HP.
He's one show, right? He's one show.
They're here. They're here. They're here.
On me! On me! On me! I'll let them on me!
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, I'm coming. Come right, come, come.
Wait, we'll go and help our baby.
We'll go and help our baby.
On me! On me!
I need help!
He's coming.
He's coming.
He's coming! He's coming!
Oh my god!
Fuck you, you fucking dick.
You can shoot, dude.
Can you shoot? Can you shoot?
I killed another one.
Can you shoot?
Still need help! Daddy!
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Come to me, come.
They're all dead, they're all dead.
Yeah, yeah, all dead, all dead, baby.
All dead. New team though, new team though.
Okay, I'm coming down, coming down, coming down.
Yeah, come down, come down.
New team, new team.
I need to win this shit, okay?
I need to win this shit.
Yo, I got, uh, uh, the big ass shit.
Yeah, yeah, come on, come on.
Open this shit, open this shit.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're the go, you're the go.
Thank you, bro.
Alright.
Alright, you guys ready?
You ready to fuck?
I mean not like fuck me I mean like fuck the other things yeah yeah yeah like no no no gay shit
nothing wrong with that though yeah nothing wrong with that though yeah yeah yeah yeah nothing wrong with that
wait one show I told him I told him I don't just don't know how you guys I just wanna dance for you
tell me I'm going back tell me I'm going back oh I'm going I'm going I don't know where I'm going
game I knocked one and cracked one and he's white he's white no white and I
knocked one white and I knocked one you guys good you guys good yes yes
Oh, come on. Daddy, rest me and fuck me.
Wait, on me, on me, on me. It's me, team.
Oh, finish me.
Wait, is it full, is it full team?
Is it full team? Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, shoot.
Where?
Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah.
What butter
Oh my god
Let's go baby
OH MY GOD!
Oh my god, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yo, I did it, dude. A single shit.
Nah, it's so good, baby. We got that. We got that.
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
Nah, we got that, bro. We got that.
Bro, I don't understand. Are you like fucking kidding me?
You're so nice.
Nah, we good, we good.
I didn't watch these videos on you, but once I give you one second quick little break
Zane apex cheating
100% proof oh
My god 100% proof 100% proof number one ranked apex better Zane FPS
Yeah, GGs man, you caught me even some of the best
We're feeding it right now, but we're feeding it.
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
Really?
Yo, Chava, watch this video of my food gift here, bro.
I'm gonna order food.
Yo, I'm hungry too, bro.
I'm looking at what you want.
Yeah, go ahead and make sure you do, bro.
I'm hungry.
Ray, whatever you want, I got you.
What do you want?
Say what?
Say what?
Balla, balla.
Ha ha ha.
Give me some Asian food.
So Asian food.
You want some sushi?
You want sushi?
You guys gonna order me food?
Yeah, I got you, but you want sushi?
Wait, what?
Like, gimme whoever, gimme whoever.
All right, set me your full address, and I'll send it to you.
Uh...
Most indefensible mistakes that you could ever make
by playing Apex Legends.
This clip, we're about to take a look at Scream's wallhacks.
I just sent it to you.
Wallhacking?
I'm a little bit dead, I think, man.
Wallhacking?
wall hacking is a serious wall hacking what the fuck bro what you guys saw this right
yeah no they are wall hacking they are not seer
wait what's happening who is that who is that who is that
it's it's wait it's I don't know I don't know I don't know it's not a seer it's wall
The left clip is what the left clip is the victim and I just proved the cheating allegations mood of a land
I just
Or just quickly put together in like a timeline of it both happen at the same time
But if you just randomly start shooting
Well, why are people saying wait?
People want me to watch the one these six at land, bro
something bro you just play with me bro I got you I got you bro you just add my
shit and I got you bro
I'm not a gamer though.
If they say I got like,
I don't even know what to do.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, it's a bit, that sucks.
That's actually sucks.
That's video, that's video.
I don't know.
People are just like,
stupid, I don't know.
Cause I could see the guy,
a pixel of the guy and like a visual bug like the map disappeared I could see him so people
thought like I just knew he was there the whole time basically to do
is Eva a good oh no that's your ass bro that's your fucking ass
that's your ass too bruh
yeah the double mutton beaks so good so fucking good
I don't know if you're trolling it out
nah the double mutton bro they're really good
good, Karla, that was actually good
that was the mastiff?
yeah, yeah, wait bro
double moz and vixx, bro, that shit is, they're broken
oh, sorry, that was actually...
Ray bro, how fucking loud is Rekai though?
oh...
it's loud, like, like, like, sometimes I fucking...
during the morning, you hear some young boys playing
and you can go to sleep
oh god
I'm coming boys. I'm grabbing this evo cash
So we get the blue armors press F1. Yeah. Oh wait shit now. We didn't we have it yet. Oh, no way
Chet you guys think I can get better myself without Zayn and I'll be honest
I think the blue is shit now, I'm not a middle leader, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a free, like, let's show on our dicks, bruh.
You wanna take this shit? You wanna take this shit? You take this shit? Come, let's go.
Okay, come on.
Come on, let's go. Wait a minute, bro. I'm taking the shit. Let's go
Wait, wait, where the fuck did they go, bro?
Wait, over here. Over here.
We locked. We locked in.
Wind Shriek, yeah? Wind Shriek?
So, still fucking Wind Shriek.
wait shit they find the front come well I'm gonna scan the shit press F1 and
upgrade your shit yeah
upgrade your shit
another upgrade this upgrade should help
echo one
wait I'm dead bro wait on your right guys
so good. Don't you worry. No.
I tried to press Q I tried. If you ADS and unADS your hip fire is more accurate. Yeah,
yeah. But you have to like spam it a little bit. You have to time it. Bro, how like fucking
in depth
yeah the game's mechanics is very extremely
what is this clip for you?
TSM will just be able to walk into this circle, but they've just got to be careful of what's coming in from behind them
because there are a couple of teams in the city that stay in shreds
and suddenly Erwin gets hit to the door
oh yeah that's the thing
how the fuck are you like
how rude are you?
Nah, it's not in blood, it's just not in blood.
This is like out for a land, this is like out DCP pretty much.
But they call it AorGest.
This is my first ever land after like everyone was going to make a difference.
This is in the same game as before.
and he gets it to the top five
and he's in the same
ohhhhhh
what did you do?
well I didn't play this game on control
I can play on MK as well
I can be both
things like you know what
I'll take you all on
I'm just gonna throw the black hole down
I'm just gonna try and finish up bottom kill
it's another one half of the game
sure they try and sink in the armor swap
How OP is aim assist in this game? Is it OP?
It's the least OP aim assist value of like every controller game.
It's got the least aim assist.
But controller is really good for close range on this game.
Just because you can feel that aim assist is like poor when they strafe, so it's very very strong.
But call of duty in games like that bro, the aim assist is...
It's like 0.8 amuses, but we have 0.3 on this game
The way you fight is dumb if watch some clips to see how to fight in
Don't run around
Wait a team on us team on us team on us on your side mood. Yeah
I'm coming baby. I'm coming. Are you?
oh my god
95, 95
you good?
there's a vault
on me, close, one guy
in the window
I kill one, I kill one
I'm breaking the door
breaking the door, you can run in after the
ah, wait a bit
oh my god
that's us boys
let's keep it going
no more losses alright
yeah let's go
It's in here. Yeah, all you possible I say
Ray can you get a shit? Can you get a shit for me?
Thank you, bro. Good to go
But you know, I feel like it takes it easier than I see it's not for me, bro
Oh no, so nice. Oh shit. Break that shit. Break that shit. Break that shit.
Nice. Nice. Nice. I'm gonna throw my ult. Come. Take my key. Take my key. Come. Let's go.
I kill one.
Oh shit. Wait. What do we do about this?
I'm going. I'm going to do that. I kill one. I kill one.
Go kill. Go kill.
Oh my door. My door.
Oh
Wait if you guys were gay would you be a bottom or a top?
I
Not gonna be thinking a little bit
But would you take what you would you take the dick in your ass?
Oh shit
me oh bro i trust him right all the primaries i call for me p.r. training
i kill one i kill one do you get any p.r. training real or no
oh me oh me i need help i need help oh yeah help me help you
i have no bullets guys
Nice my fucking good that's my fucking team right there
We're all not another team another team
Anyway, I'm playing my shit.
I don't like this game.
Holy shit.
I just, I didn't even know what was happening.
I'm coming for you.
Wait, he just bubbled. He just bubbled on me, bro.
You good?
I'm chasing you now.
You don't know what's going on.
I'm fucking dead.
Like all of you now!
AHHHHHH
I almost got on my ass
Bro what is that?
I need to move first, you want to kill myself
No broken big shit bro
Nah, I'm dead now
Oh my god bro
Nah broken, ah bro I can't play this RE45 shit bro
It's not enough, I'm on it
It's all good, it's all good
We got plus points bro, it's all good
Oh my god, I fucking hate this fucking shitty ass game
I don't even want to play it bro, fuck this game
I'm gonna ult to the front, I'm gonna stall
I don't get it bro you're good bro don't don't talk
bro you get some inspiration right now watch like I don't know it's Timmy
highlights or who's the best who is the best keyboard player that's no that's no
I don't want some underground underground underground for a reason. I want to know who the best public role right now
That's probably pro probably Asia
Let's say Asia yeah Asia XD by his senses fucking highest shit
All right, bro. I'll learn how to play on him then both fuck this shit. Let's see Asia XD
Asia XD
What's it? Yeah, it's fucking Chris. Yeah, what was Asia's sense, bro?
What's Asia's sense? I think it's 2.8 1600 DPI. What? Yeah, shit is too high bro.
It's too high. Wait, what did you say? 2.8 1600. Wait. 2.8 1600? Wait, I'm checking this shit.
Wait, I'm checking his settings bro.
I'm looking at some highlights right now.
You feel me?
Yeah, I don't even know his shit bro.
But it says hi.
He's just normal right now.
Hey, my red is on up.
Nah, you're here bro. You're here. You're here.
Hey, chill, chill, chill.
Okay, let me see.
How about A-Sew?
A-Sew is good but he doesn't play anymore.
So right now I don't know.
Okay, Asia XD Apex.
Yeah, now that guy's good.
I will come back stronger. What is this?
800 DPI 2.6.
Yeah, so.
AC is Timmy bruh. No, no, no.
150, go back.
What's the leader on here?
Timmy's brother. Timmy ain't got a brother, bro.
Is Timmy?
Yeah, I don't think he has a brother.
Oh my god, is that what the fuck?
Nah, his MNK tracking is insane, bro. I can't lie.
This shit is crazy.
What most of this guy have?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
What most of this guy have?
It's the same guy.
I don't even know, bro.
What do you mean auto
That's some Canadian shit, bro. Oh wait what the red line on the right?
What this one over here that's predator and predator in season three. Yeah, but like that was six years ago
Yeah, six years ago. He shit now. Yes
I
This guy's running away from me, bro
I mean like I'm gonna kill myself today I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna kill myself
Don't do that bro, we need you here babe.
Oh god, I cracked him, I cracked him.
I killed one, I killed one.
Wait, where are you guys at?
Wait, this guy is chasing me. Nice! Great shit, come on!
Good shit, you're the best bro.
I think I'm gonna find my gun.
literally when he's dead oh it on me on me you got this guy not put it not put it on your ass yes
like i don't understand man i don't understand so
nice kick it bro nice good i got it on me on me on me
there we're there bro
where on you
you didn't really get brawling you just said nice we didn't really we didn't really get brawling
No, I was basically...
I was fucking in the house.
Good shit, bro.
Nah, you're fucking muffin right now, Ray.
Good shit.
That's my wash.
Nah, if you want to watch that crazy Asian player, bro, you can.
Bro, if some agent is so sweaty, like, I don't know how.
Yeah, that's too good, bro.
You trying to beat that, Ray?
I mean, you look too sweaty with it.
You got that.
Sure, man.
You should be on that, man.
Oh, shit.
I don't know, bro.
bro guys out of my all do it bro it's okay bro so good bro you can't win
trade over here man oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck right you know about the
All right
Not that's not that's not me. Oh my oh my shit. Oh my shit. You got me. You got me. You got me
All right
We got that I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh shit
Well, I got you I got you wait, I'm gonna take TP and I'm pull you okay
I'll pull you. I'll pull your ship.
I got you, bro.
I got you, big boy.
I got you, big dick.
I got you. I got you, big dick.
I got you, big dick.
Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's go big daddy.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna go get...
oh my god I got him last second
all right big daddy's back let's go let's go
I got one
yeah yeah all my shit all my shit right oh me oh me
I have it, I have it.
You got it?
Oh, fuck.
You won't put the shit out of him.
Oh, yeah, I had it.
He won't like that.
I'll burn this shit.
Wait, in front of me.
Me too, right?
Me too.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, oh, shit.
I ain't got heals, bro.
I need to grab some heals.
Oh, and I see some basketball.
What is that?
What is this?
You coming?
I'm coming, big boy.
I'm coming, baby.
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm coming, baby.
I'm coming.
I got a puller.
It's fine, that's coming.
Let's go, let's go.
Wait, they're fine right here.
Wait, oh no!
Get in, get in, get in!
Inside here, inside here, inside here.
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh my shit, bro.
Oh fuck.
Alright, back, back, back, back.
Oh come on, right?
Get in, get in, get in.
Oh
one second we got this no way you died no yeah yeah bro they just they just did
finish the match all right me the boys bro the boys wait wait wait if you run
up 75 meters like away from my box you can you can grab my shit or 65 meters and
then yeah you can pick it up from like 65 meters away you can
let's go yeah that's the goal yeah yeah yeah 65 years of airing and then and then
one way and then you can go out and get back
not too nice
that's it but alright uh 65 years and then you just press E on my shit
press E on my shit yeah just take something from my boss and like spam E
let's keep chopping that shit yeah there you go baby okay run run over the wheel
I'm in here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm with the shot.
Yeah, take your shit.
Take your shit.
Come on.
Take it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Take that fucking thing on the gun.
Go, go, go, go.
Go get me a big boy.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, man.
Oh my god, baby.
I'm going to be a Portland.
Oh my.
That was the last one.
I'm going to be a Portland.
Wait, I'm going to play another Portland.
Let me see.
I bet that.
I'll be good.
I'll be good.
Let's go, man.
I'm going to be good.
Wait, did the team bring something?
I'm going to kill you
I'm going to kill you
I'm coming
I'm coming
I can take the shit
I'm good
I'm good
I'm good
I'm going back
Oh my
We're back
We're so back
They're pushing up on me
They're pushing up on me
Wait, Ray, you going back to first?
Was that a badge?
Yeah, shield by Reese first.
You going to go second?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got last, I got last.
I killed one, I killed one, I killed one, guys.
You going to go second?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's fine.
Thank you, bro.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit
Crack one, crack one, you can stick the armor
Oh my god, what the hell is happening
Crack them
Need to recharge
Heal me up, heal me up, heal me up
I feel it, I feel it, I feel it
Ow!
I have growth growth, I haven't had it
One guy on heaven
Loose, he doesn't have it
One is on me right?
You got that right?
Nice!
Cracked one!
Nice! We need to go home right now.
Right now, right right now.
Yeah, I'm coming for you.
I see one, I see one!
Last guy, last guy!
Oh my shit, oh my shit!
I got him, bro!
Oh my god!
Good fucking shit, baby.
Good fucking shit.
That's how we do it.
I'm down, I'm down, I'm down.
You good? You gonna pop a little syringe, bro?
You got that shit?
good good good
i just got a QQ
i just got a QQ
good shit right?
oh they just res on us come come come
come here guys
you fine on that shit mida?
i'm fine
come come come they res on me on me
What the fuck
Yeah, he won't show he won't show he won't show
Hey, this guy right in me bro yo
yeah I bet play inside inside some you know wait wait there's on guys there's
on there's on there's on it hurts it hurts
come on come on let's go let's go let's go keep running keep running we got a
ship there's one more design for now that's all us
need to retry
oh no no no
the Nexus is the little TP thing
yeah you got that
one HP
one one one one
one
yeah he's one shot
move here
wait can you throw the Q up here
so we can take it
you know how to do that shit
you're not a fucking girl man
wait
Key luck. Both of you. Key luck. Key luck.
Put some syringes in here.
Wait, I'm gonna throw this.
We can try and make it to here, okay?
Wait, can you throw a Q for me?
I'm talking to my title asshole.
Can you get a mid off it?
Can you throw it for him?
Move it, move it, move it.
Wait, I can't see the target.
Yes, you do against a ward.
Yeah.
What the hell?
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, beautiful. Wait, take, come, come, sign, sign to this ship and then double jump.
Yeah, and we'll, we'll, we'll just keep it up.
Oh shit, what the fuck?
I need a jump.
Oh my god.
Oh, wow. He's the best. He has the best.
He has the funniest.
Two, two teams here guys. Two teams here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, you guys, you guys ready for this shit?
It's the big fucking finale, bro. The big finale.
What the fuck?
I can miss a lot.
Come go up. You can run up the stairs bro.
Wait, someone's resing.
Wait, he's over here resing. You wanna fuck him?
Come, let's fucking do that.
Wait, Ray, you good bro?
Alright.
Alright, they gonna come zone to us.
Wait, I'm here.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Oh
Oh, I'm dead guys
You got a shit
Wait
Wait, Muta's gonna 1v3
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Wait, Muda, can you TP to my box?
And resin?
Somehow?
I don't like to TP to my box.
Wait, I'm a pinger.
Wait, I'm a pinger.
I'm gonna ping it. Wait, I can't even ping.
Just make it, like make your portal. Yeah, yeah.
From here, just make your portal.
Go from underneath, from below.
Is that you right there? Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that's me, that's me.
Yeah, this is fucking beautiful.
This is fucking beautiful.
Do I rise you on your blocks? What do I do?
Just grab my shit, grab my shit.
What do you mean, grab what?
Just face, face, face, face.
Yeah, grab it.
Is that the portal?
Yep, and then take it back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck it.
I don't know what I do now.
Do you have a Moby?
Moby?
Moby is?
No.
I don't have a shield.
No.
I don't think so.
No, I don't.
It's still good, bro.
They're fighting.
You just win this, okay?
Win this show.
They killed one.
Nice!
Top two, top two.
That was the last one.
1v3.
Last squad.
Might be a 1v2.
might be a 1v2
nice
oh my
oh my
fuck
nah, nt bro, nt, holy fuck
are you a crazy
yeah you looking good bro
nah, nt bro, nt
fuck
Holy fuck, bro. Nah, you're looking clean with it. Oh my god
Let's go, baby
But low key mood of pot three we're doing it baby. We're doing all
Well, he bro, I'm sorry a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can see it bro credit in the making. Oh
my god
This game is
Yes, bro. It's incorporating your movement with me through. You always have a getaway kind of in the back here. Yes, bro. Yes, bro. Positioning.
Oh, you're figuring it out, man. You're figuring it out.
Mom!
I'm gonna be a predator!
You're a predator bro. Bro, Ray I'm telling you bro. You're gonna be a predator bro. I am bro. I am. I am bro. I am
Wait Ray you're gonna be a predator bro. Yeah man one day man one day
I'm just hit me up. I'm the Pred maker.
I'm like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Might take your way like Justin Bieber for a couple nights.
You might come back a Pread, bro.
Okay.
And so you, I'm just, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I did it, bro.
Honestly, I have, I have,
That's a good combo.
The deadline is soon.
If I don't, I'll be fine, right?
Yo, I still can't get him to membrane.
Alright, let's go. Let's dub up. Let's win a couple games.
Bro, guys, I'm not gonna lie, man.
I am so tired. I did not sleep good last night at all, bro.
It's me, bro. Same. I have a fucking headache.
Yeah, I have a headache.
Yes, bro.
It's so bad, I swear.
I hope you're not afraid to get your hands dirty I hope you're not afraid to get your
hands dirty
Alright let's go
Alright get ready for the stream snipers bruh
Alright Muda we're almost diamond bruh think about it we're almost diamond then we're
going to be master and then we're fucking pred bro what is that?
Let's go bruh
Let's go bruh
We're almost fucking there bruh
I'm almost on almost oh, yeah, we do this shit, right? We really do this
Hi, there's one guy here, bro, wait, we don't want that jump on you
Wait, we need to we need to go through this guy right now
Wait, I think it's two teams though
I thought so I thought so
one HP one HP
oh no no no
you're a part of our
the biggest one wow
that's all you right that's not me man
what the hell
you hear what he just called me bro? he called you
It need to be on his top. Yeah like what? What's it fucking for?
Why not put this top?
Wait whoa. Wait what?
Oh my god bro, where was it?
Nice. It's solo. Nice bro. Get, get, get. We need to get him up.
Yeah, I'm getting my baby up. Yeah. I got Phoenix kit please baby.
I got Phoenix kit. Alright let's go, let's go. Come on, come on.
Alright. Take this Phoenix guys. Take this Phoenix. Go one of you. Let's go let's go.
Please don't, please don't, please don't
Where's the woman woman do like I should you want to pick the left one
Wait
See where you see this show on your map like this little this little shit. You see you hit this
Wait, come to me. I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you wait. So you come you hit this shit
Yeah, just hold your button
and then look at your map you have like warhacks on everyone
you can see everyone
yeah f1 oh that's just the upgrade that's that's what the perk does those are your perks
hey muda my name is big head loki and you look very good today
wait oh me oh me oh me oh my shit oh my shit oh my shit right
i need help i need help guys
oh man oh lord
What the fuck?
What did you just say?
I need to recharge my shields.
What is this?
No, no, no.
Just one, bro.
Just one, just one.
Wait, where the hell though?
Wait, Ray, what are you doing?
I said, God damn.
You got that.
Oh, shit, shit, shit.
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
right i'm pushing this guy bro
i'm he dead
oh yeah i'm fucking dead
wait i'm dead right
oh i'm fucking dead bruh
i'm fucking dead
wait come take this
come take this purple shit
take the tp right
i'm gonna take one out
yeah go go go
wait can you
pop it pop it
We should get greedy. We should get greedy.
Oh, I did your big dick play. I love this.
And you can rest me here.
Oh, I love this. Big dick play.
I fucking love this.
Ah, I'm throwing my gun. Bats for me. I have no fucking heals.
Oh, you're still an angel.
Wait, take my shit.
Wait, I'm fucking one shot middle.
He ran away.
I got it.
He took your shit. He took your shit back.
Should we take, raise TP and fucking kill them?
it's risky it's risky we take this shit and we just hope we kill them i'm taking it but i don't care i have a big dick
all right on me on me right
let's go big take another one
oh
Actually one more shot down.
Oh my god, they take.
Come on.
No.
My team.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky. Nah, that's just unlucky bro. I have no heals man, I'm lucky bro.
That's so good, it's so good. No heals bro. Bro, I just don't understand how I, oh my god.
So good, it's so good. Yeah, it's all good. It's getting tricky now, it's getting a bit tricky.
So good
Well, you guys want to buy me food you guys got money, huh?
to give me a food. Yeah, where's where's my sushi, bro?
Guys, I'm gonna be honest.
That's my food, bro. I left my credit card at my parents' house.
I can't order. Oh, shit. Wait, Ray, you got me then. Yeah.
Um, I'm like, um, what did you do over there? Do dash?
We got we got everything, bro.
Yeah, that's what I said. Now we got to eat, bro and deliver
through. Yeah. My Uber is now working bro. You're not just getting me through what happened?
Oh yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, I just want to say what's up. Thank you for coming in. Yeah,
You gave me you gave me stuff to this right?
You said that was in the chat man
What bad news what's the bad news bro, and is I just I accidentally press on the fucking power button from PC
It's so good you still here, but you still here
I'm moving in, I'm back on the road.
Yeah, slow back up, are you good?
For sure, for sure.
He accidentally pressed the power button of his PC?
Yeah, I don't know man.
How does that even happen?
Wait, we got five teams here bro, what?
What?
Why is there five fucking teams here?
I
Know there's so many teams
Yeah, this is even if we have fucking aim, but we won't win
We won't kill all of them.
I'm going to let them fight a little bit.
This game's all about Hacoan.
This game's all about positioning, I'm going to be honest.
Yeah, it really is.
Holy fucking get-balls.
Alright, I fucked this team, by the way.
They're all low as fuck.
Welcome back, bro.
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back!
Welcome back, big boy.
Wait, wait, behind me.
What? AOGS? This guy's AOGS player.
I fucked him up.
Is that it? On your middle?
Yeah, I think they're everywhere, bro.
Take your time, dude.
I'm fed or rez if you go all the way around this rock.
Bro, there's a fucking full team there.
And a team on ring. I'm faking the ring.
Right, ring up. There's a team on you, bro.
yeah this is choked man and there's a 14 on me and a 14
i can still load it i'm done i'm done i mean there's too many people man
are we getting sniped or not all right bro there's 16s here we go
six and there's people on my fucking dick bro like literally on me
I'm right here if you could rise. I don't know.
Yeah, I've got a fucking image.
Holy fucking aides, bro.
How are you doing this, bro?
There's so many fucking people, bro.
I had no heels.
How the fuck did you just do that?
I know, bro.
There's too many people, right? It's actually like all the women to play because there's so many people.
1,200 damage on one team, by the way, because they're just fucking hiding.
Wait, Ray, you here, bro?
Yeah, huh? Wait, no, no, we can we can rest it. You're in the game, so yeah?
No, no. Wait, how do I jump back? I can't jump back.
wait what about your his banners right here though I so I can just raise you and
you're back in the game yeah that's so fucked
honestly yeah
where are they? he's got teammates but I don't know what they are
I told them great great you're still in the game
the guy on the guy I mean I don't even know where I'm going to get shot from
blah blah
oh yes he's 50, 100, you kidding me?
dead? not one, not one, not one
nice good fucking shit but he saved me, good shit
that's my fucking dynamite
We can't even res you bruh what the fuck
Yeah probably they keep it out again
Nah what the fuck
Damn you mida got this bruh we're gonna win
Still 12th team as well we just need to TV3 everybody bruh
Wait mida what's your name like your real name
name what you got you got a crazy crazy no no it's Ahmed but it's just
mothers like everyone called the mother I want this cookie nah don't do that
right wait what what was my name what what was you calling me before is it
Is it down?
Is it down?
Is it down?
No, no, bro. Wait.
Try, try to guess. I mean, man.
My name's in my name, but like, it's on my discord.
Oh, yeah?
My name's Zane, bro.
Zane? Oh, Zane. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, what?
Wait, can you teach me some like,
Wait, can you teach me some like swear words?
Come yeti bye
What does that mean
Wait take this middle
Wait take gold wingman because I love reverse
You take the gold one
uh yeah just knowing my oh honest honest we don't fucking hell where did they come from
bro can it let me jump hello
all right we got them bruh that's us all us
I don't know I didn't want that fight though
yeah no no you actually fucked them you fucked them I didn't do I didn't do
anything but I was like good shit bruh
wait you guys got girlfriends bruh
yep
I mean it's a work in progress
Yeah
Boyfriend no boyfriend, bro, but it's truly the progress bro. Maybe I have a girlfriend in like a week
In a week
We've been talking for quite a bit now easy now tiger
But let's see it bro. You're first of some day
Yeah for the summer yeah, you might have to
wait so like do you get your girls from like VR chat or like barra?
like Glyceworth playing shit or what yeah something like that
I'm dead. I'm alive actually. He's dead. One above me. He's hiding above us. Wait, will
you get boxes and check with us at Evo? Yeah, this one right here. Come. We're going to go
He thinks we don't know.
Never mind. He took the hit. Wow, he ran.
Oh, river!
You found him? Alright, better, better, better.
Good fucking eye, bro.
No, no, it's all the 15, by the way.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving, I'm back, I'm back, I'm getting this over.
I'm gonna come to you then, yeah? I'm gonna come to you.
I'm gonna play with you, big boy.
Wait, up top?
50?
Yeah, I thought I got another one.
Okay, coming.
You drank him, I sure.
Holy aim.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Get down, get down.
I
Wait bro, what they're just on me
Now these guys are locked in
I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do
Bro just cost me
I
Yeah, they're using the RC filter cheats right here
Bro we are playing 2v3 and we we did okay, we did okay
We're back we get some water bro fuck
So good for it so good raise back for daddy's back
Yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good now. Daddy back up.
Ahhhhh!
Ah!
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhh!
Oh!
Ugh.
Oh!
Oh!
Why is it so hard to get fucking...
Ah...
Why is it hard to get what bro so hard man to get Fred?
No, it's it takes a while. It's not you have to win like every single game in a row if you
want to like really really game takes a while.
Right now it's a new season or is it a new season?
Oh, that's why people so stressed over here.
Yeah, everyone trying today, bro. Everyone trying.
Iceman dropped me five hours ago.
I don't know.
Iceman!
Josh, should we stay up all the way till midnight and not end stream until Iceman drops?
I'm not seen, I'm not seen.
Alright, let's go, let's run it.
Still out.
Oh shit.
Looking for some loot here.
Sweet, he's better still leaving earlier.
Hiring a pro player to carry your games is sad. It's also TOS.
You're also a retard.
I
Was there a ammo amp and a power booster amp in front of ammo on race
But what the fuck are you 45 become good? I remember that guy shit. Yeah used to be
That's really good, that's the best one you put one cell all right break this drug break this drug
Wait, there's so much on the server dog the fucking server during chip
What he's gonna put it through this? Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna get sober during in a second
Oh fuck oh shit, I tell me please speak three two one
come
You got that bro. I'm fucking one show right now
You got that right?
Ready go
One watch away watch away
He's going inside, back inside, he's running away from us.
Oh fuck, he's gone, yeah he's gone, he's gone.
I
Know people over here you're not a no
Now people don't believe that is you right they don't believe that you play apex
That's me bro, I'm playing epic bro.
I'm saying bro, this game is good. It's a good game.
Passive warm-up and squads approach?
The other one is, but it's so good.
So what does it do? I don't get it.
So, when you make a teleport, it'll make a bubble and your teammates can stand in it while you make it and they're invincible.
Yeah, he did it, he did it. I got him.
one HP on another one
I'm going to damage right now
where is he Ray?
I killed him I killed him
come to me Ray come to me
come come come come
I'm going to raise
I got you
I'm down right here
he's at engine
I'm raising I'm raising mood I'm raising mood
I'm trying to find this guy real quick, I don't know what he is.
I'm going to balloon.
Okay, I'm going to grab this real quick.
I
What do you guys think it's harder to go pro in a video game or
Probably sports bro that shit's I paid to win sometimes
like sometimes you gotta like have like the best I don't know being like the
best school or something it depends so what's for bro like football or some
shit like soccer I mean I think that's really hard to be a pro player yeah
hundred percent like way harder it's harder to be a grand chess master a
grandmaster chess player like Magnus Carlson or LeBron James probably Magnus
Carlson bro no the chess player the best chess player in the world yeah I mean
think about how many basketball players are that and then think about how many
like I mean but there's only one LeBron James man
I got a phone
down here
that's a good question man
not one not one not one
I told him I told him
I'm coming, I'm coming right?
No you're not.
I got you, I got you.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
Has my last game any trim?
It's okay bro, we won the fight.
Oh no stop, I'm bonking.
Take this shit, take this shit, take this shit right?
Oh my God, heal up, heal up, heal up, heal all the fuck up right now.
I'm doing some shit right now, okay?
Oh, fuck, right?
I killed one, I killed one, I killed one.
You got it.
Wait, where are you?
Oh my, that's Diddy.
Oh, that was it.
Oh my god.
You did fucking shit, man.
No, no, no, we go we go I'm dropping down
Just pick it up off the ground you got that shit
Let me take this ice man, baby. Why you so cold
One minute rings that far
I'm not let's go this way just fly ahead of me cuz I fucked up my shit wait someone's
flying in towards us right here coming towards us coming towards us they might land on you
They might be in your shit
They might be in your shit bruh
That's my boy
That's my boys
That's my fucking way
Me and you Ray, me and you Ray!
Let's go!
Up there, up there, up there.
You thinkin' this?
Thinkin' no one? In front of me, in front of me.
There's one.
One more.
One more, one more, one more!
I don't understand.
Oh, I'm dead. Last guy, last guy.
Can you get me? Can you get me? Can you get me?
wait can you make a TP nah you're the fucking best man wait there's a new team
coming as well so it's last guy by the way are you fucking nah wait what you
showed you showed I can't take it it's in the act
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
That's us, that's us!
You're so naked!
Take it back, take it back, good boy.
You good, you good.
No...
I mean, I forgot to tell you.
Okay, so you have to place it on the ground,
because if you don't place it on the ground, I can't take it.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
So good, it was a good idea though, it was a good idea.
It happens bro.
Oh my god bro.
Fuck.
Wait, is it...
We're still Plat 3?
Are we ass?
I'm almost Plat 1 bro.
Wait, so you're living in the city of London?
No, Zane, Zane.
Oh, Zane, Zane, Zane.
Yeah, yeah, what's good, bro?
Tell me, bro.
Where are you from?
I'm from South London, bro.
Hmm.
What, what's good, bro?
I've been to London one time.
Wait, where'd you go?
Um, I think in London.
Come London again, bro.
You can go, you can go out or some shit, I don't know.
I don't know when you come in London.
Yeah.
Where did you go when you went the first time?
First time I went to a soccer match.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, which soccer match?
It's an MP bittersport.
Oh, shit.
Boja, I can't watch Fade because Fade is legit.
like one in a million and he also doesn't in pubs they're gonna do a ranked
wait yeah uh why doesn't uh fade ever play
what like ranked like comp and shit yeah uh i mean it's just because it's easier to hit those clips
that he wants to get in pubs and like his viewers enjoy watching him play pubs instead of like
comp and stuff.
Let's go.
I'm a locking bush.
Let's go, let's go.
Alright, if we win this game, I think I'm Diamond.
I mean, I think I'm Plat 1, maybe.
But I'll switch to my luck.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it.
You sure?
That's up to you, bro.
Containment's good, though. Containment's good. We can go Contain.
Oh, this shit is not good.
Bro, once we hit Diamond, we don't need to jump anymore.
the game will like give us a holy fuck
YAAAH
enemy man
yeah
yeah yeah
im running away im running away im running away
im running away to you bruh
this is good
oh you're the fucking good
i need that
bruh holy why is it
are you guys getting stream snip bruh
i mean bruh you're not even streaming right
you're not even streaming right now
That's a murder sniper is very good, bro
Take what you want, right?
Yeah, it's good when you get like shotgun bought on it bro. That's it slaps. It's really good
Me
What
Oh my god, it's almost sold
Yeah, I'm like low on ammo and shit, right?
Wait this guy's one shot on me, right?
He's going to mood up mood a one guy coming to you. He's low though
I caught him, I caught him.
I caught you, I'm scared.
Yeah, yeah, there, there, come, come.
Does it help? I'm like, both of you kind of stacked, but now I've come up, you guys.
Yeah, look, you have nothing. I'm broke as a bitch, bro.
Oh, shit!
On me, on me, on me.
I'm dead.
Zade, Zade, Zade, Zade, Zade, Zade!
come come come come come to me daddy he's one shot I'm opening the
the rest oh my god oh my god that guy was one shot by the way take that take
that shit back take that shit back oh my god my baby
shit yeah I have nothing but I'm broke
I'm still really guys I know
well I'm actually gonna break something price to where the god like actually
bro I don't know if I miss game well I don't know if I'm way you good you good
Yeah, no, but my keyboard literally is broken. I don't know. I don't find this game
Yeah, fuck yeah
Oh, what the fuck I mentioned my boy, bro, I have to get my boy back
Well, I don't know what I want. Yeah, I don't know
I just my last game for the day
One got hit.
Bro, I have no ammo, man.
I'm broke.
I have one bullet.
Yeah, yeah.
How are we going to kill them, bro?
I ain't got shit.
One got hit.
Oh, this is tough.
Should we just leave, bro?
I mean, this is a full game.
Yeah, I don't think so, bro.
I think I see one.
I think I see one.
Yeah, I don't shit anymore. I need to fix my keyboard. I need to fix my keyboard.
We good. Yeah, we get tried there bruh.
I ain't got shit bruh.
Wait, one guy on me though.
Go try. Go try. Go this guy.
Wait, on me, on me.
He dead, he dead, he dead.
Wait, no, but I need this guy.
Oh, this guy has nothing too, man.
I'm going to use.
I bet.
Yeah, new team and I have nothing still
All right, I'm good. I'm good
Wait on me one guy
Yes, don't go on me
come dude come dude come dude come dude
he dead he dead
tell me die he's gonna die
i'm coming i'm coming right?
i got you i got you bruh
i'm all dead bruh
one more team
i'm tricking him
come here come here
i didn't get him
Bono though. He got your bottom. We're good. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're just gonna stick you. I'm gonna hold them
Go spawn and take the full away away coin. I
had one hundred
We're gonna mutate
I'm not gonna
I'm not going! I'm not going!
Another one!
Come on, come on.
Fuck him and his dad!
Fuck him and his dad!
No! Let's go!
Good fucking shit, baby.
Nice. We got shit now.
We got shit in that voice, yeah?
Alright, heal up.
Maybe more people are gonna come.
Oh my god.
Nah, they were stacked, bro.
or they had everything
Not a wallet that's such good. Look at that guys lever
Fucking rags to Richard, bro
Is it about to run double R9?
If you're if you're the goat then you can run it
Like
Why is the wristwatch?
No, because you ain't got no long range, bro.
You need like a mid range kind of, but...
You can try. Double Anansai.
Uh, China missing like a button, bro.
I don't know where it lands.
Oh, guys, I'm missing a button from my keyboard, bro.
I mean oh oh shit on me on me on me yo yo yo yo
come on come on come on come on come on come on
oh my shit oh my shit I need help bro I don't want to fight without you guys
wait wait right yeah yeah I just killed him bro I heard one guy I heard someone
Ah, it's just one guy.
Alright, so here's a good loot though.
Wait, yo, grab this shit, right?
This overflow.
Oh, what's that?
So, if you take damage, you pop one cell, it will like heal your full shield over time.
Put the flash to the legendary Hanwha.
The flash.
That was a flash.
I was like gonna hit myself by my shield.
Yeah, yeah.
And your annual health, dude bro, you pop one syringe and it will be full.
So you only need to pop cells and syringes. You don't need any bats anymore.
Yeah, that shit is good.
I kill one.
Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy!
Allah Akbar!
You guys got that? You guys got that, yeah?
Like, I don't- I'm not fucking-
BREAK THE BAAAAYYYY
HAHAHAHA
I'm not last game, I'm not last game, I'm not last game
Hold that other-
Shit, this one's here
I'm gonna wait for him
You might be the go, you might be the go
No, no, no, I'm waiting to end
Wait, let's go
No, I can't be, shit
I'm gonna make my boy
No, that was way too good
You said I'm just gonna make my back
Take the bottom
Oh shit, Raze, you go Raze
if you need something let me know bro i got heals for both of you guys
I'm throwing this, I'm throwing this. So we can get to the zone.
Oh shit, over here. Over here.
I'm taking it. I'm taking it. You gonna go kill them? Yeah, let's go. Let's go kill them.
You good? You good? You good? Oh my f**king... Wait, on us! What the f**k?
Voila
Maybe they put on Voila?
That's crazy
Yeah, nah, we're winning this game, Voila bro
Wow
That's how confident I am in this game
Alright, okay, alright
Yo, who wants the Kraber, bro?
You guys like the Kraber?
I don't want it
You got it, you got it
Nah, that's you guys
There's a team here.
They're in here for once!
Last one!
He's dead.
There's a team up there.
punching a tunnel
you guys I think he's just stealing our locks meanwhile you guys do the job
he can't barely think because of his noise taking all the chromosomes from his
brain thumbs down emoji thumbs down emoji thumbs down emoji thumbs down
Wait, we're about to fucking win this game while we're gonna win.
I told you, bro. Where's he? Where's he? Where's he?
Nah, guys, I think he's hiding, bro.
Yeah, he's hiding from us.
Wait, wait, wait. Let me turn on my cheats real quick.
I found him, I found him.
Oh, this direction, this direction.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Let me touch it. Let me touch it. Let me touch it.
Wait, wait, yeah. Over here, over here.
He's resting, he's resting. That's 3v3, 3v3.
It's 3 guys, it's 3 guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He rest them. He got them up.
Oh, well, oh well. That's nothing. That's nothing.
That's nothing fresh.
I have no ammo, guys. I have literally no ammo, my god.
That's stuff, for a lot.
I actually have zero bullets.
I'm on face, I'm on face.
Wait, they're coming in the race, facing.
I'm down. No, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Wait, I'm punching a bitch out first. I'm
punching a bitch out. No. Let's go. What? I love we went in this game. Yeah, baby. Yeah,
I'm the fucking W, right?
What's good, right?
What's good?
You said that you don't want me doing everything around.
Fuck no, bro.
OK, I can't change.
I like that, I like that.
You guys are my boys, bro.
My fucking boys.
Man, yo, I hit go too.
Yes, sir!
I don't know where my button went, bro.
No, no, right?
I feel good shit, baby.
Well, are you crazy, man?
Nah, well, you're crazy too, bro.
You're the good one.
Can't play, can't play, can't play go to you.
Oh my god.
Shit, good job, good job, good job.
Holy shit.
Good fucking shit, bro.
You're the good one.
One more, one more, one more, one more.
One more?
One more, one more, but we just, we're gonna do it back to back.
Bro.
So what game do you want to hop on?
Jixi texted me though, he said hop on league.
I bet.
Should I hop on league or should I just say fuck him and just play?
Bro, play one more game and then you can go.
Because then you'll be Plat 2, no? If we win this game?
No.
Right? Or am I tweaking?
Wait, let me check your stream.
Fuck, bro.
you're calling to see your screen.
Yo Ray, you gotta come to Japan bro, this year,
like to watch the Apex tournaments and shit.
What is the Apex tournament?
Like next year, at the start.
Championships, you gotta come to the championship.
Yeah bro, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna be playing in Japan bro, this league shit.
We gonna be in Vegas, Japan, and then France as well.
Okay, so I was in NIP in 2024, last year I was in FaZe, and then this year I'm with GG, Gaming Gladion.
I
Many visitors miss along the way. We'll share our top tips the San Diego
Wait you got Twitter and shit ring
Alright, baby, let me let me search it. Okay. I don't want to hear. I don't want to hear. I can't pay for me. I mean,
Yeah, hit me up, bro. Give me up. I hate you to follow. Guys, there was a guy that messaged me on the night and said, yo, Mudo, we want to give you the neon viewbot package. I told him, yeah.
I don't want to say viewbot, okay, please.
Wait, what, where are we dropping the fuck?
Oh, okay, wait, we're in like a high rank lobby, we're in a high rank lobby, high rank
lobby.
What is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
when you hit past diamond rank you get a thing called the drop ship and you get
set POIs like you land in a like a spot the game chooses for you every every
game is different every single game
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah we got our own shit like now we can just grab our loot
It's good. No, I said the worst in my world triple take it at p20
So good for we got we got time we got time
Shawty's like a melody rain was last time you had sex bro. Oh
I'm not a well girl a well girl a while ago. Yeah, so
I
I'm gonna try it bro, I'm gonna die, I'm having a joke
Well, post your pussy bro, you fuck with us
Bro, what?
Yo, that's crazy, I can't lie bro
Well, there's a team in our spot by the way, there's a team down here, just hold them
They're with us
Wait, you want to go there? You want to rush?
Yeah, yeah, let's fuck them, let's fuck them, let's go
That's not that shit, yeah.
Oh, I'm like, what am I liking?
I almost get one, almost get one. He's fucking one shot.
Yeah, I'm getting in there, I'm getting there, right?
I killed him, I killed him.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck, what that mean?
I killed two.
I'm sorry, Ray, bro. I don't, hey, how, how do you kill him?
Oh, he's really low.
He just, he's a whole fucking...
I got the dragon. I got the upspin.
I'm trying to play it.
Let's get the red chopper.
Enemy taken out.
Appreciate it. Appreciate it.
Not bad.
Where was the other guy?
I don't know where he was.
Whoa!
What a rush.
Is it really hard to play pro 8-9 apex?
It depends bro.
A lot of it, sometimes it's luck.
Because it's a battle royale game right?
Yeah.
But it's not that hard.
You just gotta play a lot.
You gotta practice a lot bro.
You gotta play scrims and shlaka.
yeah yeah I'm like me playing the game is really good bro like as long as I'm
playing the game of course bro every every time I play this game I'm
practicing yeah of course
no we have three we can go to friend easily bro like mood is almost but to
like I have a gold account as well I can swap when he gets closer diamond like
first it's gonna be good that way we're good okay my weapon is in the fuck Drake we listening to
little shine at midnight I don't know what the fuck that is yeah yeah for for my eighth one
shine yes i do left or right well what read it to me well what was the sex game
minus five stick damage and i got squat thrust yeah do the left one the five stem damage
okay what that do yeah every time you press q it takes less hp so like it
doesn't kill you like how much yeah
yeah we're 16 squads alive still yeah this is a stacked game
every little choice very stacked game there's nothing for us right
nothing for us bro we got this shit this is our lobby bro
I'll swear to these guys then
I mean
I mean for nice
I'm coming I'm coming. I mean we'll see bro. Some of them are probably
Hundred hundred 150 on that guy's wall really good damage really good damage. Nice way to shit
there is there is
what is one HP on one one HP on one
oh there's a guy right here man and now all three of them in this building
oh shit nice nice
one more one more one more
Oh
My god
What are you doing?
My god
Oh my god, I can't believe I won that holy shit
Oh my god, no you spawned with everything
I think so, where's my light armor?
Is there any light armor?
No, it's just shits.
What we fucking do?
That's what we fucking do.
You're turning crazy though.
wait you got to a light on me I'm broke
this is good I'm coming a second
I'm coming. Alright, I'm on the way.
Let's go. I'm taking the pub.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Not one. Nice.
I'm killing this guy on the side.
I'm healing. I'm healing. I'm healing. I'm healing.
I'm killing for the work. I'm literally like I was laughing right
No, watch out watch out watch out watch out that's not too many people
Come on, come on.
He's watch over here.
I'm going to help you though.
Maybe that's like two people in the building.
I'm going to help you.
I lost one.
Nice, bro.
So, so good.
Come on, mate.
Come on.
Got him.
good shit, Mudo
good shit, baby
let's gooooo
I need light up, I need light up, I need light up
i'm dripping
i need fleshmen, medkits and syringes
i'm on the box
i shat them, i sell them
it's ok, it's ok
good, we're good
good shit, good shit
elsa up there
Because I'll me on me. I'll me guys
I've got them I've got them take the zip line come
Let's go just good
I
I cracked you, I cracked you.
Get your-
You can self.
You go red.
I'm there.
There you go.
I have to be back, I have to be back.
Keep your ability down.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just, I'm waiting for your CQ.
I'm gonna kill you.
Hold on.
What?
No, no.
I was gonna say, if you pop it when you drop, we can take it back.
Cause we have to like jump into it and shit like that.
Alright, you ready?
Charging up by 6.
Yeah, going.
Oh my god, this CQ is different.
I've never seen that one before.
Why not?
What's wrong with it?
I get to CQ now.
I mean this is good, but you want to fake like place it on the ground so you can so he can take it
Y'all I can't I can't take that
What it's you can't take it
Well, yeah, oh fuck yo
Slide into this they good
And a double jump like this
I'm like
Oh, this is a good
We're good
oh my god what is that oh my god no i can't disappear it just disappeared
Ah, this is good. No way!
That's gonna disappear, bro.
In front of my face, bro.
In front of my face, bro.
Is that even reasonable? Do you even resist or no?
No, bro, because I can't get down there.
If they do a Q, then I can take it.
I have no way to get down
Pro what
You got timing. All right. Well, we got we got figure out. We got crops you guys
Wait, wait, I got you guys wait, maybe I got you guys wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
Wait, I'm afraid this
Wait, maybe I'll watch you guys, bear with me, okay?
Wait.
I
Remove it is literally fucking
Hi, what's that? Let's go baby on me. I
Got a
That guy's Diamond? That guy's Bond. Alright, come grab the ship. We gotta go zone, okay?
I'mma throw this. We go to the door.
Don't lose the things for me, bro. What the fuck?
That's all you guys, all of everything. I didn't take any...
No, I didn't take any good off you.
What do you guys need? I might be able to kill you.
Alright, come. Let's go this way. This way. This way's good. This way's good.
There might be a team on us or something. Could be good. We can get some kills.
I'm gonna throw this I'm gonna go all the way right side, okay
Yeah
No one
Wait on so fucks up. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna put this in right down, okay
Take the shit take the shit take the shit on him that's
come on
one nice
nice let's go kill him let's go kill him boys where'd he go where do you go
you know I am here
let's go back let's go back it's top three top three top three it's a sweaty
he lovies, he lovies
wait
jump here jump here jump here jump here jump here
alright better better
you got a jump hard wave can we go up there?
yeah yeah yeah
jump hard jump hard
all my ping all my ping
bruh
he dead he dead he dead
right here 14
14 14
yeah pushing pushing
Mock one, Mock one. One more, I'm gonna be.
They're chasing, they're chasing hard, they're chasing our team.
No!
No!
Oh
No, that's my bad my bad
To the tattoo tattoo tattoo
We are a plot to look you
Muda is this the ice man? Oh my god, what is this bro?
Whoa
What is this guy saying?
You said you have only one trick that went on a week in advance.
That's why I'm deadly to you.
Oh, shit.
I'm almost two.
Platsume, bro.
I'm almost two.
We're running it back, bro.
We're running it back tomorrow.
Yeah, maybe tomorrow, maybe for me.
That's it.
What time is it?
I don't know right now.
It's 12.
12.30, right now.
That's what?
Yeah, I'm nice.
I'm nice, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to text you, right?
It takes me, bro.
I'm going to text you, right?
I'm going to text you, right?
I'm going to text you, right?
I'm going to text you, right?
Right, it takes me bro. It takes me on Twitter. Yeah
GG's
Yeah, yeah, nice meeting you bro. Have a good one. Oh, yeah, you too. Yeah, bro. Take care
Is that the segment done? I
Mean, I mean shit gold one to plat two I ain't complaining. Is that good?
That's that's really good. Yeah for only playing for three for three hours, bro
Yes, bro, that's really good really
Bro three hours Muda. I'm basically diamond and then five more hours, and we'd be masters. So I mean, I
Think it's really good. It's very good successful successful stream
Geez, that's not too bad. I mean think about it next time say we play next time. Yeah
Again
There's no audio.
What is this?
What the fuck was Don Test doing to this fucking bear?
What did he do to that bear bro?
What did he just do to that bear?
And now he has a girlfriend.
Yo, what did we do bro?
Did we call it bro?
Did we call it Zane?
do we call it I mean what you got now what you got now I don't know I mean I
want to play I don't know I feel like my brain is fried though I'm so tired but
I feel like I feel like calling it now is a good idea because then tomorrow I
could come on the gold one and then you'll hit diamond when I hit plat I
think it'll be good I think we call it do it another day go from diamond and
masters by the way you'll you'll see it's it's actually the same shit literally
what we're playing the same difficulty at least for me like master to Fred how
hard is that master to Fred I mean right now it takes it's like three big wins
like three good wins so like maybe once we hit master it will take like four
hours maybe to hit Fred from master right now let me see it's at 16.8 K so yeah
Yeah, by the time we hit like masters, it'll probably be like 18k.
So you'll need to like hit a good sesh, like a very good sesh.
Diamond the master, it's always harder, master or predator, diamond the master.
Wait, say that again, but slow.
Diamond the master or predator, master or predator, diamond the master, what's harder?
like a normal player I would say master to pred just because you're playing against
pro players you're playing against like ranked grinders stuff like that it's
like Immortal 3 like before the new update like Immortal 3 400 rr lobbies
pretty much and then diamond to master is like 200 rr pretty much yeah that's
and then and then what we're playing in right now it's like ascendant 1 to like
immortal one pretty much it's so it's like very very easy and if and if as
long as we're trying we can just run through the log is pretty much bro I'm
not gonna lie saying you are like I haven't seen any pros on this game but
bro you are retarded bro thanks bro thank you thank you I brought my ass on
League of Legends bro yeah now have a good stream tomorrow we continue to grind
I'm down, bro. Yeah. See you tomorrow. I'm down.
Yes, I'm down at 4pm, bro.
Sounds good. See you then, bro.
Take care, bro. Love you, bro.
Yeah, take care of yourself, bro. Gigi's.
Bye.
Bro, not a lie. Chat that guy's carrying the fuck out of me, bro.
That motherfucker is legitimately carrying the fuck out of it.
But legitimately insane, bro. Like, actually insane. Like, legitimately insane.
baby why are you so cold what is this what is jingsy doing season before so that means
jingsy that you could unironically outrank him even if he tries as hard as this season
even though he has a head start easily i don't know about this season but maybe next season
I don't know. How long is the season? A year or something? Six months?
It ends in like December.
That is a lot of time. Okay.
I'm a two-time Platinum player, by the way.
Is it a peak flat?
Jinxie, Jinxie, listen to this. Ludwig's peak isn't even flat.
Jinxie, positive first time.
He was hard-stuck silver.
Do you know what a Siamese twin is?
You know what I wanna do, Chad?
I wanna do a race to Diamond with Jinxie for a thousand gifted.
I want to do a race to diamond for a thousand gifted bro.
Who do you guys think will win?
I guess you know exactly what you mean without an analogy.
Who is better in league right now? Jixi or me?
Right now in league.
Who the fuck is DJ Head?
I'm not sure.
Fuck is DJ head.
Stop fishing for compliments.
Jeezy is retarded on League.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Now we can bring up facts about
each other all day on day.
When we bring them up, let's
bring them up correctly.
I did not hit plat once,
luckily.
Okay, one thing I want to say though, chat, I don't like how he says flat, platinum or I hit platinum for twice.
I don't like how he says flat because people do it in Siege. They're like, oh, yeah, I'm a diamond player.
And then it's like they hit diamond five one time with a point nine KD and 700 games played in that 39% brother.
All right chat should we hop on League of Legends bro should we hop on League of Legends
You're so disgusting
Oh, you're good by the way, you know it's impossible for you to get the anti-virus because anyone who smokes weed it's like it helps defeat it
So anybody who smokes weed won't get anything.
I'm God, I'm God, I'm who I am.
Oh, that's what the, did you not see the tweet?
I saw it.
I don't know if it was a fake or a cow.
It didn't even now.
No, it wasn't the only now.
It was, uh, pretty, it was on.
It's pretty.
It's pretty.
How was Silky just waking up right now?
What time is it?
I saw my game again or you know lag.
It's a lot of a wild lag.
like 400k bro i think i'm so mad bro
yeah bro so should we go get food? what time is it for them how is it waking up right now
streamers surprised me on my birthday
why y'all being weird
moota look at this size 19s have just dropped
yo $10,000 for my birthday by the way train gives me 10k for my birthday bro
Episode four in two hours
Chap should we spend that money on strippers and hookers?
Should we spend that money on strippers and hookers?
You know what's funny bro it literally won't even let me withdraw the money
It literally won't let me withdraw the money he sent me
Like unironically I think that they think I committed some type of fraud for 10k
Like I genuinely think that they think that I think that they think that I think that I think that I think that I think that I did that I think that I think that I did
Like I don't understand bro. I actually don't understand. So yeah, I don't know. It literally it like
Like it literally won't. Yeah, things don't appear to be working right now. We're sorry we need more information.
Please contact customer service for assistance. It literally won't let me take that money right now.
Should be up on League of Legends for a bit chat until the album drops.
What is this tweet, Frank? Who's Kirkill?
Wait, what do you mean?
DJ Head claims Drake is dropping a second album an hour after Iceman?
No, no, no, there's no way, right?
Who the fuck is Molly Santana?
I don't feature who the fuck is Molly Santana?
I don't even think I've ever heard of them, to be honest.
Oh, my aim is shit, and you know, I learn the characters, and then over to my end it gets better.
Like, I like League because it's so fucking challenging. That's why I like League.
Yeah, that's why I agree.
They remind me of when I got into Siege, and I've said that so many times, but like, Siege was so challenging, bro.
The reason why I like League of Legends is because it's such an overwhelming game.
That's the addiction part about it.
I feel like I'm very I'm so tired bro. I want to go to sleep, bro
Too bad won't walk out of our timer
Yeah, bro. We have so much to do today like I'm going to do Iceman
Iceman drops in four hours and on top of that, bro
Oh, like the episode drops in like two hours. I think yeah, bro the episode drops in two hours like
Four more hours to go, I mean, I think we just fucking
Holy fuck I thought I just leaked something bad bro for pushed a baby underwater. What happens the baby fucking dies
I don't know it's fucking my reacts like I don't even know what's happening in my reacts. I'm gonna be honest
1v1, JC and Lee-
Fuck.
Oh, what are y'all doing in here, bro?
Just me for some leak should be up on league man, I am so tired, bro
It's actually bad, bro
Like it's actually bad. I
I also feel like I'm getting sick
Should I take a nap should I take a nap?
It's bad to go nap on because if I take a nap bro like fuck man if I take a nap like
Muda is this Molly?
I don't know who this is, I don't know who this is.
Let's call Hamza, let's see what Hamza is doing.
I don't give a fuck if he's in a game, bro.
I'm literally faker on the come up, bro.
I'm literally faker on the come up. You can't fucking do this shit, bro. I'm literally faker on the come up, bro
It's hard bro
What character is that?
I don't know if I can get one, do I?
Nah, there's no way I could.
I'll fight a Hexflate.
My top lane adventures, really good, pretty good.
You can head Diamond by the end of this summer.
Do you mean, do you mean like January 1st, 2027?
No, no, no, I'm talking about Diamond by the end of this summer.
I'm talking about Diamond by September.
Do you think it's delusional to think that?
OK, now let me ask you a question, Jinxie.
Do you think that it's delusional for a little 18-year-old kid
streaming every day with one year to one viewer?
Is it delusional for that kid to think that one day
in a few years he's going to become
twenty twenty three gamer of the year.
Wow, wow, wow, I never, now that you say it like that, well, bro, I really do believe
like is there a world where I could hit diamond in four months if there was a gun to my head
and I had to throw away my entire streaming career, social life, personal life and play
the game 12 hours a day?
Sure.
If I play the game 12 hours a day for three months, maybe.
But bro, I don't want to do that.
Like I want to play League, I was like a side game.
And you can.
And it's possible for you to.
Jensi, the only things you have to do,
and I'm not kidding when I say this,
is just play League whenever you feel like it.
You don't have to sit there,
you don't have to study the game,
you don't have to play 800 games,
you don't have to have a 90 per someone rate,
you don't have to.
Yeah, but it should have a lower rate than him, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
become like Iron One which is insane.
Chat, should we play one game without Hamza?
Should we play one game without coach?
Should we play one game without coach?
When other people are gonna think
that what you're saying is unrealistic
or what you're trying to accomplish is unrealistic,
the only thing you have to do is be so secure
in the knowledge that you have what it takes
that you don't let anything that they say get to you.
That's all you have to do.
Because if you believe in yourself and you have the chance and the opportunity to impact your own reality,
then why the fuck would what other people think is possible ever impact what you're doing and what you're able to do?
That is the most beautiful fucking speech I've ever heard in my life.
Let's go!
Come on, Iron One today.
Are you ready?
Yes.
I don't know if this is real.
High-vives! Lock Warwick, motherfucker!
Alright, let's do it high-vives.
High-vives, we're banning Rammus, we're locking in Warwick.
Let's get it done.
Over there, dead body?
I don't know if you would like I just it doesn't make sense to me it doesn't make sense to me
Like fake mink collab
Where is I am Iceman like I'm generally gonna clutch in the face, bro
Solo Duel.
Chat are we ready to start our journey to bronze?
Mods change its title to road to bronze.
Also, how do I turn on streamer mode?
How do I turn on streamer mode?
Interface game.
Chat, where's streamer mode?
I'm going to snipe you.
You're such a nuisance.
I'll be right back bro.
I'll be right back and let's start our journey to bronze bro.
We need to win this game bro because every game.
you
you
you
you
you
I
It's no better than being what you say
I know you're gonna take me wrong
Why shouldn't you take me wrong?
I know you're gonna take me wrong
I'm here to teach you a game of my own!
Yo, coach!
Huh?
Hello?
Hello?
You're falling in, hello?
You're falling in!
the fuck what vitamin found in my mouth oh fuck
yo hello hey boo hey hi baby how's your day how's your birthday this is good
I had birthday sex
Actually, no
I mean, I assumed you did you did a four hour stream. Ah
No, I didn't bro
Mine I definitely did no
Far stream on a birthday. Yeah
Anyway, bro, how are you bro? I'm good. Yeah, yeah
Yeah?
Uhh...
We gotta recap on some things
Oh god!
Before you left yesterday
But two days ago
Okay, what do we gotta work on?
Uhh... Your main problem
CS thing
Okay
Okay
Okay
Now how about this?
Oh wait!
I'm only gonna be here for like another
hour and a half
Yeah
So an hour
So...
Just heads up, okay?
Why?
What are you gonna do?
I'll do some Irish shit
Hmm, that's point. Okay. All right
so
Let's get started. Talk in game. Can't get in here talking game. Oh
What I mean, but I'm hungry
Locking the colleague. I don't know lock in your name
fucking Jonah did you have a little temple one that's the runes
haha we don't have the runes the runes the lightning one the lightning one get
the section where it says legal temple what do you mean it's already on you have
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
Okay, good.
Alright, what we're going to be practicing right now is last inning.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, my CS is good.
No, it's not.
It's actually the best.
I have literally 10 CS per minute.
Bullshit.
Okay, how about this? This game?
I want you to have...
I want you to have 100 CS at 10 minutes.
Okay?
Don't use abilities
How about that okay 10 minutes 10 minutes of straight farm well hey fuck are you were hearted why no I'm dead ass
I'm so dead ass well I'm dead ass why?
Pat the farm it's your biggest problem. I'm so serious. I swear to God. It's really your biggest problem
Okay, how much do you want me to have at the end of ten minutes then a hundred at least a hundred
Ten minutes how much how much mid-lengths yes, they can get no using abilities no abilities just auto attacking okay
Which have your mid-line quest?
I'm getting in late quest. Are you sure you got it? Okay? Yep. All right only autoing
good 80 to 90 80 enough okay okay good good see y'all sing
introspection is a luxury I count on for it last hit as well it's good no I don't want
I want you to auto twice on a minion.
You want to talk about a minion?
Are you hitting my fucker? Why are you hitting me bro?
You want to talk about a minion?
Fuck, I missed him in the fucking minion. Fuck you.
Hold on, I missed two minions.
No, I missed two minions.
There you go, you're already inting.
You have to literally just keep practicing this, I'm not joking.
It's your biggest problem.
You have to know your damage over your levels, and then you have to slice it with your auto-attacks.
It helps a lot.
If you don't know when to auto-attack, then you're going to fuck up.
Okay?
About 10 minutes, I need to have...
At least 80.
He's 80.
Arm throw is supposed to have 10 minutes.
Correct.
So I'm supposed to be perfect then.
Correct.
You can get your abilities now. You can get your Q and your W.
What do you mean?
You get your Q and your W. I'll let you get it.
Okay, I think he's got Q now.
You could, but try to prioritize your auto attacks, okay?
I want you to auto attack. Just only auto attack.
And I'll make it a little hard, okay
Now I'm gonna stack the minions on your side
No, don't make the stacked on you. Okay now don't hit the minions don't the minions also you're down 9cs
You missed over 10 to 9 CS, by the way.
That's it, keep on sitting.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
You can refresh your HP, refresh your HP.
Refresh HP!
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying. I don't know where it is.
Top left.
This way it gets harder because the more stacked minions there is, it's going to attack one target.
And you need some time, okay?
You see how the minions are throwing abilities?
Yes.
Hold it there, hold it there. Come up, come up.
You're down over 20 CS now.
We said no abilities.
You can use abilities.
I said you can use abilities.
Watch level 3.
You can use abilities.
You're not going to see us?
So far I missed about like 3 CS.
Only last hit right?
Well, not only last hit him, but you just want to prioritize the last hit, okay?
I just want the wave more towards your side. That's it because it's gonna be a lot harder. Okay?
Fuck it's hard a little bit. Yeah
When when all the minutes target one of the minions that's when it gets harder
He's got a time there their auto attack with your with your auto attack
Right now I have 53 CSs at 5 minutes, that's what you used to be having if you have almost
perfect, almost perfect.
Like pro's are supposed to have this in the middle, okay?
37 at 5 is not that bad when you're trading with them, but you're not trading with me,
so you shouldn't be down 20 CSs right now.
How much gold do you have right now?
I have basically a whole kill on you. I have 1600. So if I flash this wave and reset
It's like I basically just killed you because I'm up 20 CS. You see how important it is? Yeah
Think about it like that
I want you to crush this, crush this, crush this and push towards me, okay?
I want a full stack on my way now.
I'm gonna last it, you- you- you- you- you- you- kill this three, kill three, kill three.
Alright, try last, last, last, don't forget to last it.
Whoa, I'm- this is actually hard bro, what the fuck?
Yes, I know, I know.
You have a- you have about four minutes left.
Okay, that's the last one, last one out, only last one in here.
You failed?
Good.
Pay attention to see how the minions auto-attack, pay attention, do you see how the range minions
auto-attack?
By the way, the range minions do more damage than the melee minions, okay, that's a little
bites. The more it's stacked on my side, the harder it is by the way. That's all
gonna attack one target. So it attacks quicker. You have to time your auto attack
with the minions auto attack. Does that make sense? So I'm holding it here just
to stack it on a minion. But that's it.
You see how you can get that one mini? You gotta use your ability there.
Bro, holy...
Bro.
It's okay, I'm also fucking up.
But it's like, you gotta be consistent with it, that's it.
That's all that matters.
70, we have 2 more minutes left, 2 more minutes left.
Let's see how much you have at 10 minutes, okay? It's very important.
I have 82 at 8. Yeah, 60 at 8. It's not bad. I think I have 8 CS a minute.
The math on this is ACS a minute right? If he's 60 at 8. Correct?
Yeah, well auto attack is like the worst thing ever in this game by the way, but you got his pants is how much damage you do
look look look I ordered 88 damage 88 damage and if you left clicky you can see
how much HP they have look left click one of the minions you can see the HP I'm
saying it's easier for you because I'm letting you pressing your buildings okay
like of course you're gonna need to use your ability sometimes 95 and 9
Okay the last man on the push on the turret, don't hit, don't hit, don't hit.
Oh shucks, fuck it up.
Oh I'm lucky.
Bye bye.
Okay.
Alright we're gonna act like it's just one more minute, go go go.
Let it crash now.
Let it crash on the turret.
One more of the turret, go ahead.
Do that.
So your turret, after every turret you need to auto it once.
You have 30 seconds.
Last wave, let me give you the last wave here, that's it.
You have a ball about 80 it's not bad not about 80 CS. Yeah, it's not bad 80 80 CS like 10 is not bad
Okay, it's not
Okay, now I reset this
Okay, now I'm gonna try to just I'm gonna try to hit you. Okay try to form but
Don't permit hey look now we're gonna play actual lane phase go
I'm not
I'm a
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I know, this is just clunky, yeah it's clunky.
You could Q3 me there.
I know but I chose to leave the minions instead to CS.
2-3 on an enemy champion is a lot better if you drop one C.L.A.
See it?
Because you're gonna get damage on them, so if you get damage on them, you can also try to kill them.
Get out of here.
Oh my god.
What'd you do wrong there?
I thought you were in your E.
Wrong.
What did I do?
You let me get level 2 first and you weren't paying attention to the minions.
Here we go again.
Oh, fuck.
Here we go again. One more time.
Teleform in, I'm a fast forward, okay?
Get tight on him.
I'm ready.
Oh, let me get level 2 first, okay? I'm fast forward.
Okay, get ready.
I may grow weary, but I will not stop.
What are you doing there?
What are you doing there. I don't know. You walked up when I had Q3 over and you're trying
to prioritize your CS'ing. You didn't have your Q3 but I had my Q3 so I was able to
bull you here. Now you have your Q3 so you can find me. Now you missed though. Now I
can just kill you. I'm gonna let you slow. You're gonna die if I keep hitting you. So
you're taking the risk if you missed that because then I'm high on my build yo. I'm
I'm gonna get level 2 on one more minion
You also might get level 2 though
Very good
What are you gonna do here?
Did we go off?
Yeah.
And then freeze the wave mid?
Uh, you want the wave more towards your side now so you can fight.
Or until I look at short trade while you're not under my turret.
So you're going for an EQ on me.
I have the wave towards my side so I can always look for an engage on you or short trade.
Like it's better on my side.
What did I do there?
I pressed double to stop their training.
Yeah.
You're dead here.
Not bad.
So you see how I know you're about to hit the cannon?
So if I know you're about to hit the cannon, I can just poke you out.
You're dead here.
You're dead.
I can just, I can kill you here.
Don't prioritize the CS thing if it puts you in a dangerous spot.
Okay.
That sense?
Yeah, yeah.
You're giving us like always remember it's okay to see us, but don't put yourself in a dangerous spot
Sometimes you need to suck CS for the greater of your HP
Okay change the skin bro, I also play your Navy's animations are slow
Very good dodge dodge
I know you can potion I don't want to go too hard
Fuck you, you're such a fireball. You're such a small dick, bro
See how I'm spacing you go? Yeah, yeah, repeat repeat repeat. You want to go again? Yeah. Yeah, this is good
This is good practice it is it teaches you a lot more about laning but I could but you really want me to kill you every time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 100% okay you learn from it every time all right
Don't move don't move
Okay, you know okay, I'm gonna try to kill you now every time you fuck up. I'm gonna kill you
Get a cue you can get a cue there if you can get your cue first is better, right?
because you got your Q3 first. I'm shoving this, I want to hit you. I can zone you from
this way. Look, you just lost one minion. You might lose two. Boom, you missed that
and I kill you. You got to run, you got to run, you got to run. You got to flash out,
all of them all in you. You're dead. Okay, again, again, again. What did you do wrong
there? I don't even know what I did wrong there. Brother, you missed your Q3. You're
taking a risk and then you don't flash out. You need to put your Q3 in a position where
it's at the tip where I'm not in range of you. Okay, so go back mid, come. Okay, nice
reset. Okay, so I'm gonna mid. Fast forward. Q3 at the tip where you're not in danger because
if you do fuck up, you can still walk away. And you just get hit by Q3 by mine, but I
can't all in you I can still kill you if you're in melee but I got my first ability up on you
what do you think I want to do here now you're not auto so I'm gonna get level 2 first right
very good very good see now you have the first Q first now you have a Q Q 3 first
I'm at my Q3 second, so if you miss I'ma kill you.
Very good.
What are you even doing here?
I'm cutting you out towards my minion, you see how the minion is hitting you?
Always remember the minions are going to hit you if you hit me under my wave, so now you
missed.
Okay, but guess what?
I can level through here first.
Well, look at the wave as well.
What happened just there?
You lost your short trade.
You're walking about 2-3.
You're done now.
Pay attention to my abilities.
Okay?
Go again.
This is gonna like, bro, this is gonna teach you how to lane.
People are gonna bully you. Remember.
Try not to fight in my wave unless you're gonna CC the wave if you CC the wave
Which is like any like control the minions the minions don't hit you because they're knocked out
Remember
Yeah, also if you chew through the minions the the minions will aggro you okay
No second chance
Don't play the same champ. No, it's good if I play the same champ.
So he can know what I'm doing that he can be doing himself.
It's good. It's like a mirror.
Like if I can do it, you can do it. Very good Q.
Good dodge.
Oh, you have a Q3. So now you have Q3, I'ma back out.
I can't, I don't want to risk it.
See, now I know the wave is coming towards me. If Q is down,
I'm getting a CS still. Good job of CSing still. You're doing good CSing as well.
I know you're going to Q3 in the wave. Very good by me.
Remember, I can still space you out. Don't just run towards me head on.
See how I went to the right when you're going to Q that minion?
I know you're going to Q that minion so I went more to the right.
So I'm gonna get hit by the Q. That was a nice try.
What are you doing here?
I'm holding the range minions.
So the wave's gonna be more towards me again, remember?
See now you're gonna be losing CS here.
Let's not break the freeze. See I went for a trade, I fucked up.
But now, because I fucked up, the wave's gonna push back into you.
you. But it allowed me to go for a trade. Does that make sense?
Yeah. So half of the minion advantages towards my side allows me to go for a trade. If I
fuck up, then it's still worth a try. You're panicking. You're going for the cannon. You're
You're getting harassed right now.
You're low HP, I can just all in you.
You're dead of you.
You're overstepping.
You're low HP, know your limits so that you can't go back into a fight if I can just
walk up to you.
You had no abilities.
Remember that I have abilities too.
Well again, you're gonna learn.
You're getting better! You're getting better!
He's gonna get rid of the skin. I'm gonna make you refund it.
Skin, I told you before but it's okay.
Skin's horrible bro.
Hey, no, no, no. On the skins that sounds a lot better.
It looks a lot better than it's auto attack.
So you have to queue up. My queue's down.
I don't have to. I haven't given up your Q3.
So I know you're gonna have your Q3 but...
buy you missed careful oh my god you see how I'm training with you never take that
ah there's levels to this mood up remember what I told you you're putting
yourself in a bad position if you miss you're taking a risk if you want to take a risk risk
yourself but put you don't put yourself in danger doing it again again
I can save us. I will stop this ugly ass minion bro.
Fun.
What are you doing here?
I'm getting my Q faster than you.
I walk towards the minions.
As if I needed some matches right?
You're gonna try to get that.
Alright good. I animation cancelled.
for me it's good for you you can all in keep going you could have gone there
now it's too late cuz the minions was on I was hitting you while I was in your
minion waves so I was taking more damage remember if I auto you no no no don't
don't don't don't don't don't come here come in the middle come in the middle look
if I auto you look I'm sitting in his body wait wait wait it's auto I fucking
hit the seven but yeah no no no no look at your minions look at your minions
yeah you see how the minions are not hitting me yeah so if I auto you in
your way the minions hit me so that's why you want the enemy person to hit you in your
way got it?
Yes.
Okay go.
Good trade.
This will be a little bit more because remember you can only cause you're healthier.
Okay?
You're Q3.
You can use your Q3 the moment I use it and it will knock me up.
I'm level 3, bad.
Bad.
You went in when I'm level 3.
Remember there's a lot of steps.
You passed first step, now you gotta go second step, then the third step, then the fourth
step, then the fifth step, then the sixth step, then the seventh, then the eighth, then
the ninth.
I don't remember all of these things all at once.
Ah!
Keep going.
That's why I say, if you play with any player who's better than you,
because there's patterns.
I don't have anything.
Just retort.
Can you still learn how to trade and no one's an advantage?
Kura!
Kura, can you hear me?
Kura!
Huh?
Kura?
Pat, Kura's checking to come in and tell me if you can hear me or not.
Pat, uh, Moota's chat can you come in and tell me if you can hear me or not?
Moota's chat.
Moota, how do you hear me?
How do you broke his headphones?
Did I actually break my fucking headphones?
That's the thing, Murak, can you hear me?
He crashed out.
He's one that keeps one of these at the game.
He actually broke his headset, let me see if it's dumb enough.
He's still here.
His jungler was weak side again.
Oh my god, I don't fucking have phones, fuck, please.
Mora, it's only a custom game, you already broke your fucking headphones, you dickhead.
Oh, it was muted.
What?
It was muted, I was muted.
You muted the-
Damn, you're an accident.
Okay, last one last one and then we go to
We're finished all in you no no no no no
So that's just what I will say that was a mechanic was mechanism on shit on you
Hey now you
Yeah, cuz you miss your doing so I'm out of the first one to hate you
You're gonna have to flash eventually.
You're good?
Like, oh my god!
Why do we have flash on you there?
Why do we have flash on you there?
Cause you didn't have your ability.
So I know I'm gonna have my ability up.
Again?
Yes bro, yes.
I'm not, I'm not getting off to that beat me once.
You're not gonna beat me once.
Bro, I'm like 10 over and I, you can play against me.
me a hundred times Mura and I'll beat you a hundred times you could put Mura
I'll play you a thousand times you lose a thousand times in a row no no I won't
Halas you're not gonna win just going to rain no no no no I'll beat you up
you're gonna be here all day I promise you I'll beat you once okay
walked up to me cuz you don't have your ability right very good to trade
That flash, that's not even worth it. Even if you get a Q that's bad. That flash can
save you. Very bad. End of space. What are you playing with Ego now? You put yourself
in the reason why I flashed with you there in the last game? It's because you are away
from your turret so you're away from your safety remember your turret is your
safety so why walk away from it
terrible
I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning, I'm learning.
Use your E for no reason there.
Okay, what did you learn in that last round?
I wanted you to tell me every time you learned something each round.
I shouldn't have flashed there, I should have had my Q3 up in the beginning before
were you and on top of that it was a bad um, bad ease.
Yes.
Okay you're already fucked up and you need a Q3 if I'm going to get my Q3.
Okay now you're backing out.
All good for a Q.
You could have Q'd there.
Nice to Q.
Make sure you're sensing at the same time.
I'm zoning away from your minions so what's going to happen now?
Good.
So now you're basically just on zoning from CS?
You're getting death for Namura. What's gonna happen now? I'm gonna get level 2 here
I'm gonna flash.
What up right there you're getting you're you're staying away from your minions
I know I know I know to play gets you go go. I don't play. I don't know you don't know
No, I know how watch watch come what are we I beat you 20 times already. I don't care. I don't care
I don't apply not to be I know how to be I know how to be I'm gonna fucking pussy
I'm playing like my daddy though. Come here
come
You hit me in front of my wave, so I have my wave hitting you.
My minions are hitting you.
And another thing, if you Q3, I can Q3 as well, because it's an animation, so it will
go off as well.
It's a channeling, it channels it, okay?
So you're the one getting knocked up as well, and you're hitting my minions.
He lost.
They're walking in direction I can timely.
They're walking obviously.
Like I know where you're walking.
They're already lower HP.
Why are they lower HP?
It doesn't matter.
I can still win.
I can still win.
What did I tell you, you're dead now.
What did I tell you about your Q3 and my Q3?
Now imagine there was another CC champion or channeling champion.
I can channel my Q3 with your Q3.
It's whoever uses it first loses.
whoever gets the Q3 first loses.
Correct.
Because if I know you're gonna aim at me,
I can channel it and it's gonna knock you up.
Minions test fall.
Ready?
Yes.
Okay, click near your minions.
Near your minions and near your champion, okay?
Look, you're staying near my minions.
I just told you, you're dead again.
you're dead again you're flashing late you loaded you're not gonna win this
I miss rendered I miss collect we go again no Mona go into rank go again
just go again what I promise you I would not to keep on going them just keep
going I can bro we're gonna be here for a living a whole day don't give it I'm
I'm ready. I'm ready to go all day. Let's go. I'm not I'm not going all day, brother
I have another hour. You sure you want to do this on 1v1? Yes. Yes. Yes. I beat you 20 times
But you're not gonna beat me. I'll put my whole dick on the line. Go. You're not gonna beat me
Go. Just go. Just go. Just go. Hurry up. Hurry up
Don't use your skin go skinless
How oh
Go hide high noon your name. You have the skin. No
Buy it buy it buy it
What you're just you're being egoistical now, I don't have high it's not a thing you can buy it
Oh, I do have it apparently
Okay, good
Use that skin instead better
Get ramping attack speed and DPS Rune Page.
Okay, do you think a new Valve player can beat you in a 1v1 yes or no?
A new Valve player can beat me, no.
Okay, so what do you think?
Yeah, but I'm moody.
You're not gonna beat me.
I promise you I will and if I don't beat you bro, even if I come close to beating you, that's better than nothing.
than nothing you're not gonna you're not gonna beat me I like I'm trying to tell
you what you're doing wrong these one-by-ones but you're making the same
mistake over and over and over and over I'm very tired so I'm off I'm off like
so what do you learn from this what's the word called when you do very
resilient when you do something like psychologically you're resilient you're
when you're constantly doing over and over and over you're resilient not
You're refusing to give up. You're also retarded. You're delusional.
If you do the same mistake over and over, that's insanity.
Teleform in.
I made it in the min, so we need to level 2 first.
Killing you as well while getting in the minions.
The flash, see your flash? I should save you there for once.
Very good Q3, very good.
Walked into my Q3.
He's still getting better with his flash.
What are you, Q3?
come on out you fucking fool
guys, see I'm like
I'm gonna pull into the trap
I know, I know, you're a fucking terrorist
you're a fucking terrorist
go watch me real quick
no fucking jobs, you're a fucking pussy
got a style on you for a bit
You're such a fucking person.
We're gonna be here all day, bro.
Oh, then I'm ready.
I'm ready.
We're gonna be here all day, Muda.
Wait, let me, let me, let me, let me fast forward.
Minions have spawned
Stop though why different okay refresh HP gone asshole
Refresh HP go that's it
I don't need to have it, I don't need to have it to easy yet.
Oh my god, I'm a terrorist.
Okay, so what do you think I'm gonna do here?
I don't care what the fuck you're doing.
Holy shit, you gotta kill me there.
I'm trolling.
Mura, this could be your time, Mura!
Mura!
Don't panic, don't fumble now.
Mura, this is yours, this is literally yours.
I'm also showing trade.
I don't know how I was playing Call of Duty where the other enemy team has fucking open
comms on me, but it's League of Legends, the other enemy can't talk to me.
What the fuck is that shit?
Getting in my own fucking head.
Fucking cheater.
You had it!
I made a lot of mistakes there.
I made a lot of mistakes there.
What are you doing? Good, you realize how you're getting better.
What are you doing wrong here?
You're just gonna be wrong again.
How am I wrong there? I went in front of your minions.
You went in front of my minions and then you Q3.
You went away from my minions, excuse me.
Like you're not hitting.
And then once again, now I knock you up, you're dead.
You're letting me get level two first. Yeah, I know I don't know you're like fucking okay
Yeah, I understand I play it to go so you're not letting me get level two first, okay, and you're not hitting the minions
Okay, you need to stay in your way
Stop Q3 first
See now your Q is down so now this is my opening so I'm gonna get the Q. I'm gonna get my Q3 first now
terrible there it's not that at all it is back as a person I'm walking back and
you're taking my minions and I'm a flash so you lost your short trade and I'm
a flash so now we know that one doesn't work okay it's a good ex kid now I can
never think about that go get going
Death couldn't stop me.
What do you think of me as a son?
Been a long time since I've traveled with someone.
Brother, he has the hot keys to reset it fast.
Hope they ain't dead and wait.
I don't fucking know how to be a person.
Stop!
What is wrong there?
What is wrong there?
I got in front of your minions.
And no, no, no, I missed an auto attack.
No, no.
You are walking towards my minions as I'm walking towards you.
So, yes, you can get your Q first up, you get your Q3 first and you Q my minions, but
what do you think I'm going to do?
I'm not going to let you just hit my minions.
I'm not going to let you get level 2 first.
I'm also going to, like if you are in my minion wave, I'm going to fight you in my minion
wave.
They're there to help me.
Remember, they're not there to make me lose.
There's too much to know.
Like, are you even understanding what you're doing wrong?
Sometimes, yeah, sometimes.
What are you doing wrong here?
I'm giving you all the space,
so I'm just gonna pull you out.
You're giving me space,
and you're playing in my mini-wiz now, boom.
You lost again.
You lost again, Huda.
Okay, I know how to play, I know how to play,
I know how to play, I know how to play.
I know how to play, go.
You say there's no rest for the wicked,
and I can't rest.
You're very stubborn.
I know I know I know I know I know
I'll kill him all, I'll kill him all.
I'll kill him all.
Brother, all of my minions, if I'm not fair, okay?
Kill him.
No, this is not a time where you want to last hit if I'm going to try to get test level 2.
Okay?
You don't always last hit.
But I'm gonna try to kill you cuz I know how you play
If you want to see level 2 you're okay with that then sure
You q3 nothing
I was good back, but you're taking them on you're taking my money you see how I'm into our hitting you right there
You want a time quest?
Okay, that's it.
No more.
No more.
I'm just tired.
No, no, no.
No more.
You'll never beat me.
Okay.
I hate to break this.
Bro, it's to lose.
Okay.
Do you think you're going to beat Lebron James in a basketball game?
No, but if I play it a thousand times, yes.
No, you won't. Yes, I will. In a game five against LeBron James, you can beat him once
at a thousand games just enough. Yes, well, yes. Why are you the most delusional person
I've ever met? One time out of a thousand sequences, a thousand different possibilities.
Yes, 100% I can beat him once. LeBron James! Bro, I don't care if it's Michael Jordan.
I don't care, I don't care.
If one of them 1000 times, yes, I will be in one time.
No, you won't.
You'll never beat him.
I am the LeBron James, okay?
You can't beat me.
Now go queue up your ranked game.
You got a lot to learn, bro.
But you got better at trading.
You started getting better a bit,
but then you just started doing some dumb shit.
Go queue up.
I queued, I queued.
Gen Zers be crazy more than excited. It's gonna be a legendary fucking beat macho man
Walk one walk one
Say your screen like a stud
What up, yo
What the fuck is Jason doing on the stream bro? Do you see this shit?
No, look at this.
This guy's retarded.
What is this?
He's dressing up as a drink right now.
That's low key genius though.
That's a genius content idea.
Who do you think everyone's gonna go to?
For the watch party who think him because I just did a cosplay
Oh my fucking god!
Um...
Fucking retard.
You know, Jisoo is not bad only.
He's like a diamond player, emerald player.
No, he's not.
He's like a bull.
No, he's like, he's like, he's not bad.
He's like an emerald player.
Actually...
Yeah.
It was...
I wanna see good CS in this game.
Okay.
Your main problem from when you were playing with a colleague was your CS'ing, okay?
You got better at trading, okay?
Now, don't be scared to Q3 against your enemy team now.
I guess enemy team, okay?
Because they're not gonna, I'll tell you if they have a channeling ability.
There's some champion matchups where using your ability first makes you lose, okay?
My character measures are-
Always ban Mal.
Even if you-
Good job.
He's better than X? No, he's not.
Who is not better than X?
No, X is good. I'm not gonna lie. He's good.
This Moldo was nice.
Did you hear Jinx is gonna play until he's Platinum?
He's pretty good for the scene.
He's putting on his plot.
Maybe, but I don't think he's gonna get it anytime soon.
I was probably gonna get addicted because once they get Platinum, then what?
They're gonna keep playing. Like, oh, what if I can get Diamond?
Oh, what if I can get Masters? You know?
Or rank are you right now? I think I'm like rank 15 ish rank 15 in the world
Yeah, well, you know what, bro? I'm iron one
That's pretty good for a beginner ice man just came out. What is this?
Here we talk, bro
Okay, it could be GP or allowing mid, you don't know or Cho'Gath, I think it's Cho'Gath
mid.
Okay, this is a pretty easy matchup.
Let me see your runes.
Let me see your runes.
Wanna save runes that you always give me.
Yeah, that's not bad, that's not bad.
Hover over the middle guy from the enemy team, hover over him, the middle one, look at his
abilities do.
That's just cute, it knocks you up.
He can throw him and it knocks you up.
Okay.
It's W, you saw that roar?
Yeah.
It's like a range of like, it's like, it's like a roar ability.
He says roar and then he's just like, you can't use your ability during that time.
It's called a silence.
I think I would literally have sex with misfortune until like cock fell off my body.
Can you lock in bro?
It's literally a ranked game right now.
Like you're literally so playing placement and you're thinking about misfortune tits
Listen Q. It puts you in that little circle and bumps you up. Yes
W W it pushes you back
No, it doesn't push you back. It silences you it does damage and it silences you
So what they do is they knock you up silence you and then the the his e ability is an empowered auto attack
So he has to walk up to you an auto attack. He gets extra range on his auto attacks
what is E and it slows you. Okay? Okay. Now his ultimate basically he eats you. It's
literally just an E ability. He presses R as a point and click and it does like 300
damage early game. Okay? He's very simple champion. This champion been the same
since Beta. He's very simple. Well they changed him a bit to be honest but they
He actually did change him, but he's very simple.
Still a very, very simple champion.
Now, his passive is the main thing you gotta worry about.
Every time he kills something, he heals.
He heals him from a flat rate.
Do you understand?
Yes.
So what do you think is bad into him?
But it's smashing minions.
Don't just fucking,
Short trades are bad into Cho'Gath, okay?
So you wanna try to all in him,
rather than short training him.
If you're going to short trade him, make sure you follow up with an all in like a QE and then E back.
You make you can't hit me.
If you QE, it's okay.
But remember, he can still heal that up really quick.
So he's really good against champions like who uses mana as well.
Cause he's going to out sustain them.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
I know.
100% yeah.
Cause he's going to run out of mana eventually and then he's going to heal.
Whatever the fuck you just said.
Yeah.
You don't have mana though.
Yeah, I don't have to worry about that, but I think a QE is good, a QE, or an EQ, but like you just can't...
You know QE, you EQ always. Your E basically empowers whatever you do the next day when you take it back, okay?
You know what you can do as well? So the way this matchup works as well.
If Cho'Gath presses his Q as like a knockup, you can dodge it with your E ability, but use it towards him.
Hold does that make sense fuck bro, but listen to me what I'm saying. He's gonna try to kill you e
Towards him. Okay. Don't you away don't you away?
Do not you away you can dodge it by in a way, but you want to eat towards him because then you can just all in him
All right, so if we just run into each other and all then I'm gonna win the fight
Yes, you win all ends he wins he wins short trades
It's very simple this matchup, very very simple, it's probably the easiest matchup since
you started playing.
You got it, it's very easy, trust me.
Okay, so I'm gonna farm CS, I'm gonna not short trade him, I'm gonna either all hit
him or EQ him basically.
No, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, it always changes though, he can fuck up and like walk
into you while your minis are there, remember?
No, it won't be once. If he's walking up to you, just hit him!
Okay.
You know?
But I'm just saying this place-
Is he a mana guy?
Say it again?
Is he a melee?
Or mana?
Yeah, he's a melee champion.
But his E is an empowered auto attack that gives him extra range.
Just buy a little bit.
Uh, is someone's internet like fucking dead?
Yes.
It might be a remake, but it's okay. Get your item and go to the middle.
Dullum.
How do you play this matchup Mooda?
How do I play this matchup?
Don't short trade.
They're gonna fuck up and he comes into my minions and then I can go into him or all
in him.
No, I didn't say do not short trade.
I said it's not that good to short trade.
Yeah, yeah.
Unless you're gonna follow it up with an all in, okay?
Like if you want to get him happy, no, no, no, go to the show.
It's right there.
He just showed.
He just showed there.
enough you can all in if you love it walk up walk up to him and now he's in there
okay what should you do if you want to all in not let the way come back to you
I was just let the way come into you so you can all in him you don't always need
to get your get the minions towards the best in the game by the way yes I'm
just gonna delay this because yes I'm gonna last it I'm gonna last it very
Very good, very good.
See that Q?
There's a time and place for everything.
Very good, very good.
You can kill him.
He's allowing you to Q.
Nice try.
Oh, it's, oh, it's.
That's, that's nice.
That's nice.
Very good trade.
There's no, there's no flash.
Yep, kill him.
Very good.
Okay.
What he can do is.
Aw, that's so, that was good though.
That was good.
That was good.
That's upsetting. That's really upsetting because I really want to play that in another setting.
That's really upsetting. I'm not gonna lie.
It's okay! You were doing good though! You were doing good!
You see how you all in him? Stop this!
Is it Depths of Iron? Yeah, I know. He was very panic hard.
Who does not iron level?
No, I wouldn't tell you, but I'm gonna be honest though. I think I am gold. I think I'm gold.
you like gold level with like maybe flat mechanics
and no
alright alright
would you like to swap your request
no no no no no no no no
ok you already banned Mel so what do I do
banned Brom, Brom Brom
so Brom is also another champion
oh what is this
Braum is another champion that's like good at like melee champions, which is your, which is your champion.
Aw man, I hit back so hard yesterday, but why is everyone staring to check Jason's stream, bro?
I don't understand, but what's up?
They probably just joined the stream, that's why.
Oh.
Listen, you see how you last pick?
Yes.
Always try to be last pick if you can.
Yeah, so you have to counter matchup.
So you're last picking, so you're good.
They can't counter pick you.
You usually want to get the last pick, the top lane,
but okay, you see the enemy team just picked Ornn.
You see Ornn on the second pick?
Let's look at his abilities. Let's see. Let's take a look.
Always try to look at the abilities, you don't know what they do.
Oh, his Q is like a volcano.
He throws it in the 4 and it does damage.
It's like a knock-up.
It's an easy knock-up and that's his ult.
It's like, oh, I see it.
And knocks you up.
Read what it says.
It says, initiator and crowd control, bank and a melee.
And his damage is magic.
Oh, you're against the AIDS guy again.
Mousar, fuck me, my tight little ass.
But you remember how to play him.
100% he's actually pretty squishy though. He's very squishy. Yes, he's pretty squishy.
It's very easy to play this. How do you break his shield? W. You can press W or if he wants
to get in range press Q. So I can Q3 and look for an all in on it. Okay. Okay.
Hamza I love you bro Hamza do you understand that me and you are gonna be talking every single day bro
And you're gonna coach me every single day until I enjoy it. I enjoy it to be honest
Well if I if you get a challenge it makes me happy that means I can actually coach some like some coach somebody from the bottom
It's up. Yeah, that's like you know like I've charged like your coaching lessons if you can get me the fucking shit
Yeah, it's a fucking challenge. I
Know I can get some of the challenge if they actually put it in the work themselves because at the end of the day
It's not up to me, but up to you true, but what I say
Yeah, I'm yeah, I am you learn everything that you did in the tournament like you started stopping them. Yeah, it's good
What I say is a true it's good, but it's up to you and implementing you all right
Yes, so if I get five it's so if I if I get challenger, bro
Are you gonna like up your prices for coaching? I don't coach anymore
But I used to do for like a hundred fifty an hour or two. I honestly see up at three hundred after we get challenged together
If you get the challenge, I'll up it up to three hundred an hour. Fuck it
Alright first time always press touch to see what abilities they have
It's just their summoners. Okay. You see, okay as it aids ability. He's gonna use it. Okay. Good job
You you walked him and broke his shield. Okay. All in him. You could have flash killed him
Too late now. He's too far
If he's far away from this turret, don't just get the flash on him.
He's ego-ing you.
Okay?
Okay, he's pushing towards you. Stay away from the aides, okay?
Let it push towards you. It's good for you.
If he wants to push, it's good.
It's good, it's good.
What should he do here?
Freeze it.
Yes, but you can pull it more down to the right.
I should've. You're right. I should've.
Bad! This is just very bad because you're giving him free trades.
This is very bad!
Very bad, Moodle. Why are you allowing him to walk up to you and all of you?
Well, he's trying to freeze, but I guess he's bad to freeze there.
You can go more down. No, no, it's good to freeze, but you're walking into him.
Now you're very low.
You can't freeze this. You can't. You can't. Too big.
You can all in with your E.
It's shielded, but it'll be up. Go, go, go, go!
Kill that, kill that. You're not sysing though.
You're not allowed to walk up and press E?
If you're not gonna look all in. Now fight him at night!
You got W up, and throw W!
Flash Q!
You almost killed him that day.
Yeah, that was good.
You should've flashed on him there, you should've killed him.
Yeah, I do.
You can Q? You can flash Q?
You can flash Q!
Q!
I am.
My boy, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Is that worth, actually?
It's worth it. Why do you think it's worth it?
Why is that worth it?
Because I killed him first, I came back first.
Uh, yes, well no, you didn't kill him, you didn't get a first buff, but if you did kill him first, it's worth it.
But Moral, so you're waved.
Look at your wave, first half, like, look at the minions.
Oh, that's TP. It's bad now.
The wave, the wave is pushing towards you.
Oh, they're right, you're right, you're right.
So he lost more minions than you lost.
You're right.
Okay?
And it's in a good spot.
So it allows you to play the game again.
You're right.
Cause I made a mistake at the beginning.
I was gonna do what you just said.
No.
Okay now it's shoving into you.
You can freeze it.
Shot all in him.
I shot.
You can't.
You can't freeze it.
It's too much.
Yeah, too much.
You're allowed to walk and press E bro.
C.S. Mudo!
That's a silence, you see how he makes you not use your abilities?
That's a silence.
He walked up near the minion, that was about to die, so he took the aids from the minion.
Your jungler just broke his shield, but he's taking XP.
Okay, you can all in there.
Nice, orb off.
All right, all right, all right, go.
It's right back.
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.
Break, crash, crash, crash away.
Try to crash away if you can.
Hit that, hit that, hit that, nice.
All in, all in, all in, all in, all in.
I died.
No you win! All in!
Very good!
So, so, do we want to...
Okay, you would not kill them if I not told you.
But, some champions are good at all in, some champions are good at slow, slow trades.
So that champion just slowly chips you out.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
To that?
I just don't want to like, I don't want to like, hit by the...
The mini, the turret. Okay, go beat, go beat.
Beep beep beep, okay
You kill them way too long though, right? He's gonna be back in lane
So you want to research your back in the lane with your minions?
You're gonna stop your base here
Should I just stay is it bad to stay right now? It's bad. It's bad. It's really bad very bad very bad
Now you can't put it in. No, he's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill you here. So why don't I just why don't I just do this?
You could eat you couldn't push our trades, but he's not also careful careful careful, Murad
You're too low, he can kill you, he can kill you.
He's gonna even kill you by the way.
What the fuck are you doing?
Well, it's not bad.
No, that was terrible.
You lost another wave again.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Okay.
You know what my thought process was?
You know what my thought process was, but I know it's wrong now, so it's good now because
I learned something.
But my thought process was, since I was gonna go back, I can injure him, so when I come
back, I'm gonna be having more experience.
now so it's good now because I learned something but I might thought once it was
since I was gonna go back I can injure him so when I come back I'm gonna be
having more HP than him but if that's wrong yes yes yes yes yes yes that's
good that is that scenario that because you're not the mechanism that I hit
him a little bit no you didn't you didn't you didn't
He was roaming, crashing down.
You wasted your ultimates as well, you could have used, you could have short traded him
and then go back.
He took a bad trade.
And you're crashing, you're supposed to hit all your minions with the Q.
You can fly, get a play here.
Get the play.
There you go.
Okay, look at dragon, look at dragon, go look at dragon, they're fighting, dragon.
Play hey good
Okay, look at dragon dragon go look at dragon fighting dragon. Okay, there you kill them. You're you carrying by the way
Very good let it come into you so this champion does is not good at freezing
He's gonna fast-push it cuz the aids hit for itself. I want you to all in him freeze
Break it right there you back very good. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold hold hold hold
Go around and kill him.
Nice!
Chase him.
Chase him.
You got his flies, that's it.
Now go back.
Very good.
Kill that.
EQ.
You saved him from that minion?
There's it.
Mura, it's a range of the minions.
Stay away from me.
I'm freezing, no?
Yeah, but you see his age ability?
It bounce onto you.
You can EQ oh
I died
Yes, you missed your cue but his passive just came back up, which is pretty unlucky
That was all left. I should have told you that's my bad, but the thing is you missed your cue
Also try to look at this is my bad
But in the future if you click on it, it'll show you when his passive comes back. His passive is that shield
Remember
You feel very good
Hey, what should we do here now so you don't have to live no cuz he's coming back at the same time as you
No one to push no one to not push. He's not in lane right now. He's gonna push the way towards you. Yeah, you actually
Let's not wait now. You missed the cannon
Very good. W and back out. Back out. That's fine. That was actually a good Q.
Okay, try to all in him. He has ultimate, okay?
Why was that bad? He has ultimate. You didn't have your ultimate.
I'm getting slammed this game.
He has ultimate, you don't have your ultimate.
And also when you're staying in that circle it does more damage I'm pretty sure.
Right, Chad?
Also you're down levels.
I am down everything bro.
I'm gonna take it slow bro.
I'm gonna take it slow.
I'm not gonna fight anyone.
Dagger, dagger, dagger!
Wait.
See right there, that was not a good all in, right?
He had his ultimate, you don't have your ultimate, you're down level.
That's a ward. Press H on that. Press H. Press H.
Yeah, I'm cool
That's not that's not no no no no no oh
Yeah, you're eating you were taking the turret
Very good
Okay, you kill them you kill them
That's what matters get the play get the next wave and then reset. Okay. Why do I say get the next wave?
Because he's just so much fun.
Yes, keep hitting, keep hitting, wait for it.
Keep hitting, stop walking, okay, careful, careful.
Oh my god, you're gonna kill them.
See, I can't tell you this because it happened just too instantly.
The moment you start a Nocturne, change of plans.
Kill the Nocturne.
Okay, you could either run or try to kill the Nocturne.
That was just too quick in the instance. I can't tell you that too quick.
Well, you did kill the wave, which is fine.
Bro, like it's so easy to get angry when you're tired. My patience is like I want to punch everything
No, no, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. I think I was witness by the way again
So way playing there is fine. Okay, try to get all the minions with your Q
Break a shield in the front all of you.
The dodge?
How do you break a shield?
That's ultimate off remember.
Stay away from the aids!
Very good, that's it.
Good, good, good.
Stay away from that aids.
That's that 8, is that the 8? Stay away, stay away.
Yeah, stay away from that.
See how it didn't go on you?
You see how it didn't go on you?
You could just stay away from it.
There's like a certain range on it, which I don't know exactly.
But try to stay away from it.
So now he can drop the 8's on you,
but it doesn't bounce off.
Press tab.
He has a full item on you.
He's really strong.
Yeah, but he's really strong.
Oh
We stop it. He's too strong though
You see see what up? Listen. Listen. I don't know fighting him bro. I just stop fighting him. I just stop fighting
I'm just gonna stop fighting. That's it. Yes. You're you're too behind. Yeah. I'm done. I'm done
You can't freeze against him though, I don't think you're free. He's gonna try to poke you out, but
hear me out he's too strong now yeah try to get your item your spike and then
you can fight him he's up a level he's up an item yeah so you farm up until you
get there okay you also have your pots in these fights
Look how much CS you're down, how much CS you're down?
40, so you're not CS-ing, you're not training properly, you're just trying to kill them.
CS-ing matters more than you're killing him, okay?
Rotate, rotate, rotate, rotate!
Very good, very good, B, B, B, B, B!
All the way back, all the way back, all the way back, spend your gold.
You see through there, you see through there, it's warded.
Spend your gold.
You can't go back if the thing is hitting you.
He's pushing it though, you can say, save the one wave and then reset.
You don't want to miss the wave.
You had a time to reset but you couldn't anymore.
That's it, good.
Get this and reset, do it, W, B.
you
Insane and
It's very nice
I'll go all the way back move more back. I can't stop you. You say I stopped your base now
Now you could. I just don't want to walk towards the turret.
Always be in a safer spot so they can't cancel your back.
Make sense?
Yeah.
Wait a bit for gold?
Boom, now go.
Very good.
What did he say? You don't want to know.
An enemy has been snagged.
It's a challenge.
I don't want to take your wave.
Okay, here's what we're going to do, first half, he's level 12, he's very strong, level
12, let me see first half, level 11, okay.
I mean so what levels do you get your level 2 ultimate?
Uh, 12.
6, 11, and 16, okay.
Careful
Don't just throw your Qs. Aim it bro. Aim it. You're missing. Pop your pot. You're too low. You can only
You see that burn ability? Yeah, there's a
There's a
That that that that that crying item basically burns you over time and it constantly recasts and reactivates if their ability is a burn
careful
Careful no
I just wanted to E though, I wanted to just poke them all with my E
and any enemy has been slain
KILLING SPRING!
Wait I'm lagging
You look like you're lagging
Oh my god
Verizon is Verizoning me?
I'm getting Verizoned?
I'm getting Verizoned
My E is crashing
870, uh, what do you think, so you meet okay, um, your turn is gone now, okay, yeah, what
be doing now rolling the lanes no catch your waves and then roll to catch your
ways and then roll Drake is with Jason the weenus would speak
mood you need to check
careful that's all okay that's fine now when you ease back up try to look for an
all-in click on him let me see his passive buddy oh his passive comes up a
a lot faster that's what all of them now all in all in so I think by levels it
so it comes up a lot faster by love I'm guessing it's shield back up again
Oh, let's try that I aim the mood up
Pop pop to to to to to to to
Oh my god, nice. Hey, look she has no flash. You're the flash down
Hello Chris Verizon. Hello Chris Verizon. Hello, Chris them
I don't have that in my area. The only shit I have is fucking Verizon.
Dog shit.
But Smolder said mid swap with me.
Yes, that's fine. If your bolly wants to swap you can swap.
You don't have a turret so it's actually not bad. And you're losing so you want to play
safer in the sideline. Okay, just rotate for objectives and that's the best you can do it.
How's my shit just crashing the whole time?
You're in a war, you see that, you see that red thing?
I just saw that, yeah.
Yeah, that means they can see you.
So you see how it went dark the whole time?
For like three seconds?
Ish.
Hello.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry bro, I'm focusing bro, what's up?
So that darkness ability, that's Nocturne's ultimate, careful, she's coming at you
That's a bear jungler's ultimate
Your support's coming to help you
You can fight, you're a lot stronger than them, cause you're solo'ing
Like first side, you can fight
My god, I'm solo'ing like f***ing a** in hell, bro
It's okay, you kill him
You could've killed him, what up?
He's pacing with your abilities. He's pacing. Aim, aim, aim. You got it.
Click in front of him. There you go. Got him. Nice, Muta! Nice!
Very good. You got both of them. That's very good.
Careful, careful. You can eat him. Get in the turret. Careful.
That's fine. You can't kill him. You can't kill him, maybe.
Quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite, quite!
Aw, you cancel auto attack. You kill them there.
How do I cancel my auto attack?
You cancel your auto attack. You also didn't pressure Q!
What are you doing? What? What did I do wrong?
Yeah, you're panicking! You're panicking! Don't panic!
But how did I cancel? I was standing right click on him, so does that...
Like how does that...
You were moving, you were moving, just stay still there.
You told me last time not to stand still. You told me I was like, do this.
But if there's a- That guy?
Okay.
I say not to stand still in auto attack, but for you, like right there, he can run you down.
Okay?
So, yes, it's right to just move and auto, move and auto, right?
But right there, you were canceling auto attacks.
You didn't time it perfectly. Yes, you're supposed to move and auto attack, though.
Oh, how much-
So, I'm getting Verizon. Look at this.
fucking a thousand bits down the curse Verizon
is it that fast
Jinx you a moona mix that iron first jinxing I mean moona excuse me
moona you're gonna get the platinum first 100% by the way 100%
I just can't put this game when I'm tired, bro. I get very tilted fast. I have bad mental health.
I'm not like your mechanic took worse today.
Yeah, I'm very tired, bro. Yeah, I know. I'm missing a lot of shield, shit. No, I'm missing shield.
I'm just very tired. Very, very, very, very tired, bro.
Like, when I'm talking about tired, like, true hours, I sleep tired.
Very, very tired.
Ooh, okay.
I can see it.
Because you're panicking your abilities. You're not aiming.
E more patient. Let it flow, bro. Let it flow.
Is this set of PowerPoint listen take it up a Verizon never get Verizon do not get
Verizon if you can have it on the option that's her dive this guy with my alt you
could really yes once on the run gee make sure he's on a rainbow go go go
very good very good why do you think you can turn that in there I don't know I just
said it's supported me I said 80 carry if you press tab press tab level 11
you're level 13 you have a full item you don't know your strength you can't run
you're not flashing do not where she flashed that if you're dead if you're
you're dead you're dead right there you had a flash early and Q through your
way
well what the fuck
Drizzy that's good bro yo I'm gonna enter the sticks right now bro yo what
What time are you dropping the album bro?
Damn bro.
Well bro it's big bro but come on bro.
You know what else is big?
Your meat that we all saw.
What?
Yeah he ain't gonna fuck me bro.
Good
One second
Okay, what do you think you should do here now? What's on the map?
There you go, but you got time so you push out the next way bot and then go to dragon or you look for a romanic
Look what happened man. What's going on me?
You can't play this game time
It is
How am I missing now? Do you see that? Like, how am I missing these Q's?
I did.
Look, your support is tilted.
Why?
She was wasting her ultimate because she just saw what you just did.
They're fighting mid, they're fighting mid. Look, look, look, look, look.
Can you fight that? Can you fight? Look.
Oh, no, I can't fight this.
Careful, stay in the bush and just go back.
You're just crazy.
All the way from Massey, your Massey wants to fight.
Stay in the bush.
Try to get an isolation on one of those supports.
one of his supports look look at his support look over mood up help him help him
very good very good okay he's a tank oh he is a tank a long one bar
so the moment you could have killed the center you should have been been a lot
faster okay always pay attention to what's happening don't just look at your screen
holy fuck boy i'm sorry can i be right can i be honest bro yeah i can't get close to you
when i'm tired bro i want to punch everything in my vicinity bro i can't play i can't i can't
play this game and i can't get close by you when i'm fucking out or when i'm tired i feel like i'm
possibly anything i'm saying i can't no i think how i'm on two hours i sleep i lost i know i know
No, no, no, it doesn't make sense. Just next time, if you're tired, just don't play. That's it, so...
Yeah, that's the end of the story.
Like, bro, if you lose this game, it's really bad for you.
Like, really bad. It holds you back a lot.
How am I losing to bronze this, bro? I am nowhere near a bronze. Am I really near a bronze?
Sell your pot! Sell your pot!
There you go, I'm gonna get that. That's fine.
An ally has been slain.
If you want to punch everything just punch, you know, and maybe you wanna get a bit smaller, you know?
Your machine's carrying the game. It's really strong, so up the horn, up, look, look, look, look, Rumble, Rumble!
To the right, below you!
Who the hell pay attention?
What's your wave? Where are you going?
There's no dragon on the map!
Don't do the law's work, press E so you can get back out.
I tell him to play Yone, he wants to play Yone, but he's like really tired right now.
He's playing really bad cause he's tired.
He doesn't play like this.
He can't fight this mode, he's too strong.
I know, I know, whatever's that.
Look at your mouse E, because you can stay though.
Look at your Masi! You can stay though!
Stay! Look, look, just look! You can see soon!
Help him! Help him!
So he has no ult! Now he has no ult! He can fight!
There you go! Keep looking!
Very good! Kill him!
Nice! Very good!
Now you're waking up! There you go! Aim, motherfucker! Aim!
I know, I know.
Oh, I see.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Kill him.
Yes.
How's he?
Good.
You see what you just did when you were eating?
By the way?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Before he knocked you up, you went back.
So, it didn't see you.
That was good.
It's not seen, see, but you just got back in safety.
Let's go.
So, now you're pushing bot lane.
uh yes why should you push ball again this is tower broken tower broken this
this tower is existing split push yes yes yes yes but the same time they're
still dead the enemies are coupling so you can just get more gold you do need
to spend your gold though okay so try to get a couple of plates and then reset
get this plate keep getting it fucking thing bro it's the whole thing press B
press B press B you can take nothing maybe you have enough for your item just
get the item, no one's coming so you get the turret
run, run, run
flash
so remember you don't want to fight with that much gold, okay?
100% I agree, I agree, I agree
that was good, that was good greed, like greed is bad
but that was good greed, you know?
yes, yes, yes
but the moment they were coming then you should run out
that was good, good flash
you probably didn't need to burn your flash if you were quicker though, remember?
Wait, wait, now, why do you want me to push strong, huh?
You get a cop armor, so that basically is your armor, so if you press tab, who's AD on
the enemy team?
Who's AD?
I don't know what the AD means.
AD!
Attack damage!
Uh, nocturne?
Who else?
Then this guy.
No.
who else than this guy no oh oh this guy though that's a pee
good guess about the game oh nevermind forget about the sponsor that's it yeah
yeah I guess it's all good it's a jungler the 80 carry and the support
those are attack damage okay
What the hell?
What should he do here, Namura?
I'm going to go buy and help.
He had the wave as well, but careful.
Oh, Jesus.
See how he burns you?
Yeah, that would have hurt me alone.
Oh Jesus!
Okay.
See how he burns you?
Yeah, that would have hurt me a lot!
Look at this.
He's got all the abilities to burn me.
I'm just gonna kill him.
Whoa, I killed my job.
What? You're gonna throw up?
I'm just gonna kill him.
I'm barely hitting him. What the fuck?
Why? Why are you doing that to yourself?
I'm fat.
I'm starting my soul.
I'm starving myself.
Just go to the gym, you fat fuck.
I don't want to go to the gym.
Bro, see if you can't find yourself and you can't hurt it.
Yeah, I want to kill myself.
Yeah, I should have told you. I'm not playing the game anymore.
Like, if this game's gonna bring me back to your mental, bro, I don't know if this game will.
What the fuck is that show?
because you from Tel Aviv
what the fuck
hi donation
why they so mean to you
i feel like matcha is mean to me
your chat is mean to you
but then your chat is nice to me
matcha is nice to you
yeah i saw it works i don't know why they do that
dominate
that's why some things
follow me whenever you go see
i'm good
I should be going mid lane here.
Why?
Stay mid.
I should probably help this guy, no?
Yeah, but you're losing the mid wave, but he probably doesn't need you.
Look over, look over, look what's happening.
He killed him.
There's a devil out there, what over?
You can push bot.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Now you might as well be bot lane.
I
You're down
Sounds nice. Yes. I'm like a bunch of bang bang to see
Careful y'all never sorry. It's done you
You can like it's called a side. It's like suppress. So what is this fire? Really? That's somebody like my car
That's that's the age. Remember what is that?
Good arm
You made him, try to fight, or run.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you actually go.
Oh my god, you have to go.
Wait, you actually go.
What the fuck?
You play that really good.
Wait, you play that really good.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you, bro.
That was actually really good.
I don't even think you understood what you just did there as well.
What do you mean?
You did not even do it.
You didn't even know what you just did.
Bro, I dubbed you to the sheer that you need to fight him and then I got my Q.
I queued up him and then I fought him.
Wrong.
What did I do?
What did I do?
Oh, you altered the Mazar ultimate, right? And then you space it properly.
You eat it?
On 166 minions at 30 minutes, I think you should go back to Valorant.
Bob.
Don't listen, don't listen. That is really bad.
Actualy, that's a little bad. I'm just tired today, bro.
We shouldn't play that one. We really shouldn't play that one.
No, no, no. I can't. I have to leave. I really have to leave.
I believe tomorrow or whenever you're not time to go get okay. I'm down tomorrow. I'm gonna get the best thing in my life tonight, bro
All right. Good luck. Good luck. Let me know. Let me know. What if you're gonna play tomorrow? Okay?
All right, bro. I love you bro. Take care. I need to night, bro. Good night. I love you. Feel better.
That one's just like Drake shit dropping bro, when's this Drake shit dropping?
this team is so annoying
where are you going?
episode 4 in 18 minutes
you're about to drop something in 20 minutes
I know bro
you fucking asshole
keep it down down there
who the fuck is that
keep it down
fucking hula games
it's the HLA
it's the HLA? that's that thing too
Cranger
I don't get it. Where's Jason's hair right now? Where's his hair right now? I don't get it.
Where's his hair? It's under the cap. Oh, there's a cap. What did I miss?
Oh, yeah, I should call my mom, bruh, yeah, come on, come on, I should tell you what I
should tell you.
I gotta call my mom, bruh, this is crazy, bruh, this is great, bruh, yo, great, bruh.
Hamza, bruh, I love you, bruh, thank you, bruh, take the raid, Hamza, I love you, bruh, feel
better, bruh, take care of yourself, I love you.
Come on mom pick up mom, please pick up bro. You love me. No mom
You got your camera
Quickly quickly quickly
No, turn your camera on
Mom trust me, it's important. I'm not kidding. You're never gonna see this ever again
Mom mom mom mom look look look look look look look who it is
Kiki, do you love me? Are you riding?
Oh, you never ever been from beside me.
Haha, it's the Sixth God. What's going on?
Oh my god.
What are you trying to say?
What? Drake bomb that's fake.
Ouch.
You put a hell of a thing in the chair.
I'm sorry.
It's the Sixth God. What's going on?
I don't know a lot of things, a lot of things about you, I see, Ben.
Oh my God, just got a good chill.
You didn't recognize Kiki.
Oh.
Kiki.
Bro, you're so fucking ugly, bro.
You're so ugly.
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, bro.
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, chat.
I am so tired, bro.
What do we even do?
We have a, we have a episode that drops in 15 minutes.
What do we do for 15 minutes?
What is something we could do chat for 15 minutes?
Do
Yeah, what is something we could do for 15 minutes to stall what's a good stall
What's a good like stall thing? No, I am not hopping on League of Legends or doing any more video games
until tomorrow because I am so tired chat I don't feel good bro I can't sleep
right now or sorry I can't play right I can't play video games
there's like I don't know they can't bro that looks so cute so yours looks so
cool holy shit yeah that's who what are they doing
Is it really oh it is pin check oh follow his Instagram too please
Yeah, I guess we'll just tie these things.
Should I get a tattoo?
Should I get a tattoo?
Should I get a tattoo?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Where are you guys?
I'm about to just end this because it's all fuchsia.
I'm about to just end this because it's all fuchsia.
Yo, guys, it's a 4v1.
Holding Q doesn't bring Jesus to Earth, okay?
Like, 4v1!
Fucking 4v1!
4v1!
4v1!
What are you holding Q gonna do?
Do you want me to teach you or do you want me to glaze you?
Nice.
Yeah, your team is just fucking about to shit this game.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, it's completely their fault.
If they would follow you up on any play at all,
then you'd be able to completely win,
but the fact that they're singing,
they're just like a complete fucking piece of shit
that's holding you back.
Alright, he lost his rank, team.
Okay. Can I show you something?
Can't you do omega or only TV now that it's unbanned? Yes, but I also don't even want
to risk getting a cock on my screen.
Who's Jinx you've been talking to on Discord recently? Let's see, has he been talking to
any of the huzz? Has he been talking to any of the huzz?
It's super on this discord for a second.
Mingo, Fat, Bleed, Balls, 1, 2, 3, Carter, Jinxie, IRL, N, who's N?
Moona, did you see this?
Yeah, I fucking right.
It's not my fucking dick.
I'm not a person that shit.
I'm gonna hunt your gold, you get that?
Oh, you know what we can do, chat?
We can lowkey go look at some houses, bro.
We could lowkey look at some houses.
Maybe some houses got available for today.
Lowkey, bro.
We do need to check out a house, man.
And I'm so exhausted though.
Arlington Boulevard
Iceman leak?
Tossed ass
Bahhh
Chat, we need a house, bro. Starting to get a little worried, bro. Knocking along
It's starting to get a little bit worrying chat. I'm looking for houses, bro
You don't want me to go home
All I ever said didn't stay
Like I used to belong
You don't matter to me
I'm don't matter to me
You're about to find one in the next couple of days? Yeah
I
Just can't find any house
I love you bro
Bro chat, you guys can't say don't be picky bro
Like you kinda have to be picky bro
It's a fucking house I'm gonna live in for a long time
I do need to be picky bro
Because if I don't find a house that I like and go move
Like realistically bro, I can move into any of these fucking houses bro
Realistically, I can move into any of these houses
But it's like bro, like I'm not trying to move into a house that I'm gonna regret and then hate myself for it, bro
Chats like low-key sniping my houses
The thing is snowman I wish bro, I wish snowman I wish I wish I didn't have a place to fall back on bro
But Canada leases typically are like like 90% of time 90
95% of time they're one year lease
I just don't want to go back home either bro like oh I don't know why I'm picking last
minute I mean I've been looking bro you can ask my child I've been asking I've been looking
for two months man I've been looking for two months and I haven't like the single house
And I swear to god chat, don't say it's me, because like low key, I know it does sound weird that Mood has been looking for the house for two months, doesn't find one, like Mood, you have to be picking this, this, this, but the houses in my city are like so terrible.
You're not looking hard enough, I am, bro, there's only 11 pages.
Look, look, you can get through these houses in three seconds.
Just five seconds.
I like to stay next to home. I like to be next to family. I want to be right next to my family, my brother, my mom, my dad. I kind of just want to be next to my family.
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i didn't sleep good at all last night
i'm just tired i didn't sleep good at all
No, bro, I wish I would bro, bro low key I would react to the album bro, but I wouldn't react to the album right now
Or I would react to the album tomorrow, but no one's gonna wait you fuckers are not gonna wait you guys are not gonna fucking wait
Everyone's everyone's
Yeah, bro. I'm tired man. I don't feel good, bro
I feel like y'all know one that you you don't get good sleep that entire night. So like you you look you feel like you're sick
I'm gonna get three minutes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, yo get the fuck out, right? I'm gonna listen to your shit three minutes
I don't like I don't mind IRLs, but
Oh, I'm about to be finished.
I'm gonna put this shit off and drink.
Alright y'all, you ready?
First man in 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Shaman wants to get pissed bro.
I'm gonna go to get pissed, I'm gonna go to get pissed, I'm gonna go to get pissed, I'm gonna go to get pissed, I'm gonna go to get pissed right fucking now.
And I'm gonna bounce some chips, maybe.
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Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, here we are.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Like that shit that I ain't on enough
I'll at least see a side because I'm old enough to
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Troll bro, it's just the intro
No feature
I'm battling the fact that the album ain't even dropping
I'm ready, the ass is complaining
Fuck it, I battle the label
Fuck it, I battle the majors
I battle the stations, took my asses back in rotation
Shout out to the real fans that knew what I had in the basement
Shout out to the fake fans, I thought we had an arrangement
How many times have you tried to tell me I had a replacement
How many times have you about to ask if I had a vacation
How many artists I've had to witness do bad imitations
Niggas want me all bent out of shape, rattled and shaking
my dad got cancer right now we battling stages trust me when I say there's plenty
things that I'd rather be facing and this time ask me to be deep I'm glad
It's me
Man this big act in the building man
I've been telling y'all I've been waiting for two whole years for this album
I told y'all my top five y'all know my top five is Drake Drake Drake Drake and fucking Drake and I
Seen it. I've seen it from everybody
Everybody's changing rappers apologizing media personalities backtracking stall these bitch-ass niggas out
You know why because all of these guys they had nothing going on and right now
It's like Gotham City hip-hop me the hero we're here in Toronto and everybody's asking where is the ice man?
and they've seen the blocks of ice,
but where's the music?
Where's the guy?
That's what we need, okay?
The guys they told us we're supposed to do it,
they couldn't do it.
Now everybody's changing their tune.
We see it all, okay?
Everybody's okay, you can come back in.
You can come listen to the Iceman with me.
He's okay, come on, you can come on, okay?
Just stand the back.
Because for two years I persecuted.
For two years I ran lies.
For two years I believed anything that was against the guy.
Yes, you all could come back in, but we didn't forget.
Let's go.
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You got to come here, you know I pop out
You turn the coachella that was back in down and we might do the same
And we touch running out
If you my nigga, stay that my nigga like what's up my quarter call me right now
Call to me and get one of them out
Holy shit
Okay, okay
Whisper my name, whisper my name
Telling me I'm
Okay, good, I will whisper my name
Holy shit
Yo, hey, it's okay, go around the world, go around the world
Is this like TOS? What the fuck is this? Is this TOS?
Ah, it's just a movie chat
Ah, Twitch, this is just a movie, bro
For Trilin
Holy bodies
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No trick.
Millions of people have been so long since you tested me, I finally took a break and
now I feel like I'm on ecstasy.
Say what my word means to me.
Well, when they beat it down to me, they try to kill me once, but darling, you just resurrect
I like this
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What bag with a pipe like a can from a stoutish home?
Damn, wait, nigga's talkin' bout ice must be a sell-off microphone
How you niggas go from Hasselford? Some tickets, now you niggas tryin' to stout the show
I run across the Ice Man, was a nice man, now I'm hot and cold
Oh my god
Like, oh my god
I ran by the six, run out of seats, just like it did
I was TPS at my crib, I tell you what's near, that is what it is
This is a cool machine.
Oh my god.
Oh
Yeah, I need to push this thing the same money don't back in my brain
which could never get back with the game go to the hotel right after your game
or come to your show and get back on the plane as contracts are my brain and
numbers they talking to say
I wanna talk about friends, I wanna talk about it, shit started man, I wanna talk about it
She is on the table, she is on the table, she is on the table
She is on the table, she can't even talk to my dogs, can't even talk to my bitch
Sometimes I sit in a parking garage and I talk to my watcher, I talk to my witness
Hell, my god, damn!
She is on the table, she is on the table
I've been on my chest in cave shit. I got a whole lot of names and dates and pictures of faces
They were never the right time and places. Trust me. I know that he's on the table
He's on the table. He's on the table. He's on the table
Spend months in the corner just in my bag
I'm not today. I know I just gotta
That's where the Spotify rap
Oh
He shook I'm gonna put you in stinky predicaments
Killing my contact a stick of a pussy like they were transitioning
Yuck, my fightin' a man, I'm suing a rapper, you wasn't not listenin'
Uh-huh, your boyfriend a fisherman, that's just a word in the industry
Don't mean to be in your business
I'm talkin' spice and hot, it's insulin, don't stick around if you listenin'
Yeah, what, what is the offer they said?
What did they put on the table?
Better treat me like Shane Cropman
They ain't tell us better steak croppin', they ain't tell us better
Even paper knees on a tape
I don't give a fuck if you love
This one took me out for a second, but we know this one we know this one we know this one we know this one
But yo, yo, yo, yo, for a second, yo.
Some people I love, hang around,
plus these who try me, let's go.
Yo, yo, this one, yo, all of us,
bro, all of us in the chat.
Ha ha ha ha.
Yo, we heard the beat and we all tripped.
Yo, we all tripped the fuck out for a second, bro.
Yo, I jumped for a second.
Let's go
can't say it didn't surprise me
last time I looked at my right
you niggas were standing beside me
I can see some people I love
hanging around posties who tried me
let's go
what did I miss?
what did I miss?
what did I miss?
let's go
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All three albums, one!
All three albums dropping at midnight from the biggest sound.
Thank you.
Whoa!
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Damn bro, three albums?
Are you serious?
three albums?
bro, it's, bro, it's dead ass coming, bro
hold on, jay, y'all, it's, it's coming, right?
it's coming, right? right? right?
I'd rather give it a three albums, because I'd rather get my ass beat
you guys listen to the three albums, find the best songs, and then I'll react to them tomorrow at the start of the season
I just
Cut I don't know bro. I just feel like it's like a lot of just early music
Which is cool, but not my style chat him out this month, bro. I'm gonna catch y'all tomorrow. Oh
Yes, bro, I'm gonna catch y'all tomorrow. Let me know the best song, but yeah
I'm disappointed so far. Hopefully the albums are bangers, but I have a feeling it's just drunk club sex music
Which is cool, but I don't
I'm gonna go listen to Kodak in my car. All right chat. I'm gonna catch y'all bro. There's no way this motherfuckers set
Oppen versus white tomorrow
holy shit no way this guy actually... yo mara
don't hate on Kodak? I'm gonna try to listen to some Kodak and try not to kill myself let's see
This one's good. I like this one. This is like not bad.
This was like low key not bad either. Hold on, wait, maybe I want to do something.
Yeah, that's how you make this bitch, too.
You know, I think Kodak, I would listen to Kodak if I was in college, if streaming didn't work out, and I was robbing people.
I would listen to Kodak, no key.
I would I would be I would be listening to Kodak if I was if I was robbing people and
Streaming didn't work out and I was in school with a with a with with a lot of money in damn
I was listening to Kodak low key, you know, and I'd be scamming like Amazon and scamming like Walmart and some shit to get by
I'd be listening to Kodak right now, but right now bro. I'm not gonna lie like low key
Why are you all saying racist? I thought it was in it so that means if you were black
No, no, that's nothing. No no, no. No, no you made it racist not me
Like half the songs about like killing robbing and like killing
it's the same thing with fucking king Vaughn like I can't listen to King Vaughn either but rest in piece King Vaughn
You know rest peace king Vaughn, but I literally can't listen to King Vaughn
Vaughn like King Vaughn I would listen to King Vaughn if I was like a typical Arab
trying to like like boy and Windsor bro we chat I call them I call them the
typical Arabs I call them the typical Arabs bro it's just the people that
want to be tough listen to fucking King Vaughn bro like yes King Vaughn does
have some good music but like I'm not listening to King Vaughn like no bro no
I'm listening to King Vaughn bro like I don't know no no he sings good he's a good
rap that king vaughn is a good rapper but again i'm not rap i'm not listening to king vaughn
in the car bro i'd rather just listen to fucking Kanye west like why would i want to be in a
killing mood like let's listen to this song
Like you know what bro? I wouldn't listen to King Vaughn if I was having a bad day just so I could be a demon.
If I want to be a demon I listen to King Vaughn.
Jesus, really. So three albums drop at 12 o'clock.
Holy shit, three albums are about to drop at 12 o'clock.
Uh, chat, should we go to sleep? Because that's gonna take a long fucking time, bro, if I'm gonna be honest.
I
Three albums drink drink you got three albums for us tonight
Soon
Chica's there anything you could tell us like well is there anything bro come on bro. I gotta go to bed in an hour, bro
Is there anything you could tell us?
Yo, you're a slut yo, you're a retard
Sleep, babe
What's Marlon doing? Where's Marlon? Is Marlon live?
Y'all commies to game! Thank you for the 5 gift day!
Thank you for the 5 gift day!
Or 10 gift day!
Come on!
Alright.
Lacey's back.
Yes, chat.
Lacey's back, bro.
Lacey's back.
48 minutes until Iceman comes back, bro.
Come on, man.
Fortnite.
Fucking God.
Pick up the phone, baby.
I know he's home, baby.
Call him.
I tried.
Those polos is ignoring me, bro.
Is he on the phone?
Baby, call him I tried those polos is ignoring me bros in the phone
Do I I can't believe it I actually can't fucking believe it three fucking yo loss
Flowers don't pick themselves. Yeah, you know that shit
Yeah, yo, yo, three album is loss
Dude three albums
Bro, no, I'm not gonna lie, bro. This is crazy the three fucking albums is nuts. I swear to God
Dude, I heard some leaks that there might be two but fucking three albums
Yeah, I won't lie bro. That's not too crazy, bro
Both three albums
Three albums, but I don't think I'll understand bro people drop one album five every five years
Kendrick Lamar
No, the fact that drip drops three albums at the same time
Habibti out at midnight made of honor at midnight Iceman out on midnight
Check out some of my videos on Instagram.
Bro, three albums, the first one to be called Iceman Out.
Iceman, made of honor and Habib T.
There's an album called Habipti?
Oh my god, I gotta do my comments, bro. Uh, I gotta do my comments, bro.
Drizzy, we will be listening. Drizzy, Drizzy, we will be listening. Drizzy,
You're in your prime and this one will say will say
Have you see do you do you love me?
Well y'all act like Drake don't know me bro shut up bro shut up drink do know me bro
Hey Siri FaceTime Aiden Ross
I need more fucking yo out. Yo on my life I need more clover. I need more clover.
I need more clover.
Iceman listening party. Did he listen to the whole album or was he just gambling the entire fucking time?
Like this motherfucker, this dumbass, this dumbass said Iceman listening party and this dumbass fucking blew over the entire album like gambling.
Like bro, what the fuck?
Like, what is this guy? What happened?
Below Keecha, I really do want to take a kick deal, bro.
We should do a kick deal.
Yeah, but probably there's been some shit.
Like, I got a lot of her, like
he went through a lot during this album.
I'm telling you guys right now, like, he went through a lot.
And it was hard for him to scary.
And I think he'll talk about it one day.
That's his story to tell.
But I'm just happy that he's fucking finally dropping this shit everyone stay on that side right loose, right Jake?
Wait, why does this motherfucker have Pauli Murphy behind them?
Bro, what is happening in the world? They're gonna creep back bro. It's inevitable at this point, bro. Yeah, three out of those
It's inevitable
Realms is crazy, bro
I'm not gonna lie.
Bro, how big did Aiden Ross really make it, bro?
This guy never streams or kind of rarely streams, but he's like so rich though.
Good.
I know, I know, I know.
I'm not gonna lie.
And all of it's, wait, what are you saying?
No, no, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
No, I'm just, I'm not, Loser has the bracelet on the Iceman cover.
Wait, what?
I'm not going to lie, Drake gifted me that bracelet.
I don't know if it's that exact.
No, it's probably not the exact.
He gifted me that bracelet from the Iceman company, bro.
Was that that most of the brother?
No, because I have that shit in the safe, bro.
Yeah, that shit's in the safe somewhere.
Oh, yeah.
But let's go.
You got to hang a lot.
You got to train it, bro.
Let's see.
Wait, wait, wait.
Bro, all three.
Bro, all the kick streamers have relations with Drake.
I'm not left to sign him up.
I don't give a fuck.
Check tomorrow.
We will be streaming on kick.
We'll log in.
I said we'll log in, bro.
I said we'll log in, uh, message Melvin, remind me to set up a kick account tomorrow, multi-streaming, starting tomorrow.
Alright chat, I'm gonna start kick-streaming tomorrow, bro, all my life I am, bro, that's it.
I don't give a fuck, bro, I don't care, bro.
Mudo, we're not watching that. 10 viewers average incoming.
Hey bro, hey chat when y'all open up my kick ass surprisingly have 36,000 viewers and
2000 on twitch. Don't be sesame bro. Don't be sesame bro. Chill chill
All right, how do we know like?
Like can we know
Drinks like how will we will we know?
He doesn't know you little bro
Do we have like a track list yet?
Yo, is there like do we have like a track list yet? There has to be a track list. No
Come on bro, what the fuck is it?
On Twitter, can someone at me or some shit or send it?
Drake calls out Kendrick Lamar for having sketchy numbers. Damn, who is this guy?
For real, 100 million streams of vanish, no one got questions for ya bro.
Chad, do y'all think Kendrick Lamar bought this shit?
Thank you, girl.
Thank you, thanks.
Oh
Do you guys know what fucking music this is
Habib tea made of honor and Iceman oh
oh my god damn bro drake's dad is battling cancer
I hope he's doing alright bro fuck man it just sucks bro that sucks man
I hope he makes it out, I hope he makes it out, I hope he gets even healthier in the end too bro, oh my god.
Damn bro.
That's not even bad, that's not even bad.
Ooh, that's not even bad.
That's not even bad.
Okay bro, what do we do for 40 minutes?
What do we do all for waiting for 40 minutes?
Wait, no, we're not all about that though, right? We're not we're not gonna switch up on the brawn, right?
I'm really listening to stable or not a react to ice man while listening to for nine music me how
Do I want to be honest with you? This is a stacked fucking
This is stacked. What is that? Yeah, what is that?
You know what LeBron bro, it hurts me to say this man, but
this one's gonna hurt bro what is this sweet this is I see right through fake
bro ice though this is crazy bro Michael Jackson is the only Michael Jackson is
the only artist to ever hold the top three spots in the Billboard 200 the same
time doing so after past it does not Drake could be the first artist since
MJ to do it with Iceman made of honor and Habib tea
This motherfucker actually dropped three albums bro, are you serious?
He has one with Centros, oh, that's the one you heard of this one.
Do y'all think Drake is like the next MJ, if the closest thing to MJ in the music industry,
and the music industry, do you think, so who do you guys think, who do you guys think is
is gonna be the closest to MJ then out of every rapper.
No one?
Bro, it's not that no one statistically number wise.
Like bro, let's ask chat GVT.
Oh, let's ask Grock.
Like numbers wise, there's gotta be,
you can't say no one, numbers wise,
there's gotta be someone, bro.
Probably Taylor Swift maybe.
Glock, listen, what is the next rapper that is the closest streaming views to Michael Jackson?
Drake, hands down, that syrup sipping Canadian fuckboys the one.
He's got over 130 billion streams on Spotify, dwarfing MJ's 22 billion, like a massive
throbbing cock in a tiny virgin pussy.
No other rappers even sniffing that gap.
Eminem's at like 63 billion, still eating Drake's dust.
MJ might be popping off monthly with that biopic glow-up, but Drake's the streaming vampire
that never dies, just keeps pumping out mid-tracks that Normie's jerk off to on repeat.
If we're talking pure numbers, that goofy Six God is the closest thing Raps got to the
The King of Pops Throne.
That's a whole job, bro.
That's a whole job.
I'm not even trying.
That's a whole job.
That's numbers-wise.
That's not even statistically.
We can't not say, sorry, that's not opinion-based.
I'm not talking about opinion-based.
I was talking about numbers-wise, and literally numbers-wise.
Drake is the closest thing to MJ.
Numbers-wise.
Let me ask you another question.
Not even including Spotify, including Apple Music, YouTube, everything in general.
Who is the closest mapping to MJ?
Still that syrup-sipping Canadian cum-guzzler Drake you dense fuck.
Even across YouTube, Apple Music, everything.
His catalog's a bloated, unstoppable cum shot.
He's sitting on over 130 billion Spotify streams alone.
And when you pile on YouTube views and every other platform,
the gap to MJ's catalog is still massive.
MJ's getting a monster biopic fueled boner right now, topping global streaming charts
in May 2026, hitting 50 plus million daily streams, but his all time totals around 30
to 40 billion across platforms. Drake's been machine gunning out tracks for 15 years, so
no other rappers close. Eminem's next at like 60 billion on Spotify, but still eating Drake's
ass in the rear view.
Bro Drake has it double this place
From second place, which is Eminem and that's statistically that's not opinion-based
Holy fuck that is insane that is actually insane though. That's legit insane
Now you can argue that MJ there was no internet back in the day when MJ was popular
Because MJ was really big without the internet.
It was literally just like television and shit like that.
But that's insane bro.
That means the next MJ that we have, why are you asking Apple Music and Spotify?
I asked Apple Music, YouTube, Spotify in every streaming data that we have right now.
That's ridiculous.
What the fuck?
You only asked rapper?
I mean like, what was MJ?
Is MJ like a singer?
Okay, not rapper.
Who's the next like music, like,
what's the closest music maker to MJ?
Taylor Swift, that glittery cum-guzzling machine is the one breathing down-
I look you said that too. I said it has to be either Taylor or Sue. So I guess it's Taylor.
So Taylor's the closest thing to MJ too, like music-wise.
that's crazy though damn so it's Drake and it's Taylor
was Loki Drake also plays as Taylor no channel because I understand how much
play bro channel because I understand how much plays Taylor Stotaz I think
she's like a thousand fucking billion songs but a thousand one billion plate
songs she's legit like she's the jet like the richest girl not rapper like
Musicianist whatever
Both three albums
Oh my god
Yo chat, I'm so tired of my head hurts, bro. Do I just go to sleep?
Wait Drake sends shots at DJ Khaled
And Cali you know what I mean, your beef was fully live, you ain't allowed to go out on your Dean
And your people is still waiting for a free Palestine
But apparently everything is in black and white and red and green
You know that bar completely flew over our heads, we just got hyped about how he said free Palestine
We're actually retarded, that shit literally flew all over our heads, no one said that shit in chat
And Cali you know what I mean, your beef was fully live, you ain't allowed to go out on your Dean
and your people are still waiting for a free Palestine, but apparently everything is in black and white and red and green
thank Allah you-
not everything is black, white,
red and green in between?
oh my god
black, red, white, well what the fuck
so wait was he like he wasn't dissing Palestine wasn't he? not really
He wasn't right. He just took the shit out of fucking you just took the shit out of fucking
Well, okay, I thought they were cool, I thought damn Bo Drake your shit on everybody
Damn Drake is dropping three albums.
Holy fuck.
Oh wait, someone said he was dissing Khaled for not saying Palestine.
We're not saying Free Palestine, damn.
Nice.
Yo, I cannot believe that we're getting three albums
by Drake in one night, bro.
Bro, that literally like,
Jesus, bro.
Check this bro.
What's the billboard music?
So billboard pop or R&B and hip-hop?
How do we check the, how do we check the, oh, there it is, hot 100.
This is the billboard hot 100 in the entire world. What the fuck is choosing taxes, Texas?
right back into her arms. I wasn't a match for that kind of smoke. She's from Texas I can tell
by the way he's to Stephan Ramirez. I'm judging by the smile that's written on his face.
It's not
That's the shit my co-workers play on a 12-hour shit
Whenever that whenever that party in bro, just just have the party in like 5 a.m. I'm there
It's not a party
So you're doing a kickback method, what does that supposed to mean like it's not gonna be
So
Damn, I don't know about this shit
But I'm not gonna listen to her
I told y'all that I'm hate hate campaign to be real
Why is he wearing MJ gloves pops we done with the fucking 50s pops
Listen, bro. I'm Jay's the gold will come over back over. You know where that shit with the fuck
next link
Next link
Shit you in person that you in person a and you're still watching a fucking twitch stream loser
Next week
We are not done with MJ. Is MJ y'all go chat? Be honest. Happy y'all? No. 90.9% of y'all was not alive from MJ, which is fine, because you can still listen back. That's the good thing about music, but is he y'all go?
I'm just fucking voice though. Why is I do what happened as fucking voice?
So are you ending? It's 5 30 a.m. Here. I want to know if I have to sleep listen, bro
oh
It's really loud chat. I think we're gonna be in here for a minute, bro
I'm not the why man. I mean we got 30 minutes to go. We're reviewing every single song on the album
Do we just go to bed and do that tomorrow?
Like motherfuckers that shit's gonna be legitimately like fucking 5am bro
I'm gonna say up to like 5am for this bitch
I restart what what uh what place
It's 40% lethal
It's starting in Argentina
PBM might be on board with Rekai. Stop, bruh.
Yeah, like, chat, I'm not gonna lie, it'll like, legitimately...
What would you rate this on a scale of 1 to 10?
Ah, like a six.
A piece of gold.
It's the right time now.
Yeah, yeah.
It's on me.
Frank.
Dude, dude, you should be getting the back.
It's on me.
Get some other shit.
What?
Three albums is monkey or da.
He's actually crazy for that.
that bro she's actually crazy for that
Chad, do y'all really like Samotica bro? Like do y'all really like Samotica?
I want to listen first with you daddy please
I
What the fuck is up with this guy's posture? It's gonna turn into a fucking shark
Are you tired? Yeah, I'm very tired. I have a headache. I'm a really bad headache
I'm looking just want to shower and brush my teeth and go to bed.
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I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it, I don't want to
do it, I don't want to do it.
But you guys, go into another streamer and look at the chat and if it's not as fast as
it was, it's just bonnets instantly.
Like it should be lagging 24-7, you shouldn't be able to read a message, you shouldn't be
able to read a message.
And if you can read a message, it's just annoying, man.
Like, bro, I go into a fucking burnt peanut stream.
Mothfucker has like 70,000 viewers.
I press on a stream.
I swear on my life back in my Valorant days,
When I had like 3,000 viewers, my chat was faster than Burt Pima's stream.
How, bro?
How does that make any sense?
There's hella lurkers?
Snowman.
I just don't think you understand, bro.
Like, I have 2,000 viewers.
Probably like maybe like 800 of them are probably lurking or 1,000 of them are lurking.
1500 of them might be lurking bro imagine having 40,000 people like well if you have
40,000 real viewers you shouldn't be able to read a single message what would you say
a realistic percentage of viewers are actually well I'm gonna be honest I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest. I
Feel like I
Feel like 8,000 to 12,000 viewers is like
Top capacity on street on Twitch
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest, but I think if you had eight thousand viewers
Like that's like top capacity like you're like you're you're the biggest streamer in the world
You are the biggest streamer in the world if you have 8 to 12,000 on Twitch
No view bots
You're 8 to 12,000 viewers on stream on Twitter, bro, I 100% I'm 100%
But you guys could say yeah, you're slow, but bro, like I literally live this I work this I breathe this I study this every single day
But like I don't think I understand like 12,000 viewers is a lot of people
And then like like and that's your average though like well imagine pressing stream and
You have like 20,000 viewers
No, no, I will 100% has that I don't I don't think XPC is the body at all
But three people I don't think are you bought in our speed XQC
And like a mood of life was looking down
But ever since you gave me the advice of day drinking and doing those exercises my life
Oh, it's so interesting. Thank you mood. I love you absolute cinema my favorite
Bomber also like anyone else. I don't know like well lucky. I don't know
I'm not gonna call anyone up for you body. I'm not gonna call it for anyone for you body
I'm not gonna call anyone up for you body at all just say like those are like 100% people that like bro
They've made it this maybe I'm just tripping out go. Maybe I am tripping out. I don't get it
Like I don't know
Then again I just feel like, well I don't know.
Now I don't think Jinxies viewbotting either.
I don't think, like I don't want to just, I don't want to say names, but no, no, I don't think Jinxies viewbotting either.
K-Soul, I don't really, I don't really know, to be honest.
Like I don't think K-Soul would, but K-Soul gets on and plays horror games for four hours.
I don't think he gives a fuck about viewbotting.
I don't think he gives a fuck about viewbotting.
You know?
Don't turn it to misgift? No I'm not. I just bring up this discussion like once a year bro.
Maybe I'm gonna hang out with Train too much.
Yeah it's just like yeah bro you just don't know who's viewbotting anymore bro.
And it's sad.
Like I remember when like you go back in the day bro like 2015.
you'd go on twitch and everyone would have like three that like eight key
viewers that eight is like eight is like your drink eight thousand viewers in
2013 2014 was like your drink
bro ninja ninja's prime was insane bro oh my god bro ninja in his prime was
is
So much viewers even before Fortnite? Holy shit.
PUBG, he had like 5k, 10k.
Jesus.
Bro, what the fuck?
Ninja's first stream, this guy had 3.3 thousand?
What the fuck?
Bro, this guy in H1Z1,
spawning with this guy's spot.
Oh, does this guy ever struggle?
Did this guy like ever struggle?
This guy was a millionaire.
No, he didn't. Mixer was after Twitch.
Wait, was it really Mixer, then Twitch?
I thought it was Twitch, then Mixer, no.
It was Twitch and then he took a deal on Mixer.
The fuck, is this shit bugged?
Yeah, anyway, yeah, holy shit, but go look at this, look at this, look at this, bro.
148,000, bro, average fortnight, like this was a gaming shoot, but max viewers, 608,000
viewers.
One year left, bro.
Also, do you plan on doing more old streams?
Bro, 600,000 fucking viewers?
How big was Fortnite, bro?
Try hard all day.
Bro, a Fortnite stream, a gaming stream, was playing 300,000 viewers back in the day.
Bro, that's it.
What were you doing during Fortnite days? I was playing Fortnite. I just wasn't, I mean actually I low key was shimmy.
Chat, do you want to see how good I was back in the day bro? Chat, do you want to see how good I was back in the day? Fortnite Mooder.
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I will see that the sun is down, I'm sorry that I let you down
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Holy shit, I was fucking ass.
Oh my god.
Iceman, Iceman's coming out in two minutes I think.
little tucker one which one which was a little tucker one oh god
She's saying what?
LMAO rewind that shit
Well, I had a lucky no scope falling in the air bro
LMAO rewind that shit, bro. It was a lucky no scope falling in the middle of the air, bro. What was I saying, bro?
Oh
My god
Yeah, first of all, we're adding this one
Yeah, which ones have we already heard by the way like which ones have we already heard
Oh my god, they're all out yeah
I'm an only child no one could have made another I have to father my mother and treat my son's
grandfather like my older brother ice yo okay which ones have we already heard
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I'm looking back at them and it made me find me
This album off-stream brahmany listening to such like the slow slow talk yaps on says I love that shit, bro
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Don't listen to the ones we haven't learned heard yet, bro
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Never forget that you like the voice that I fell in a while. I'm glad that you think it don't solve
I'm glad that you think that I'm shy. I need you to take all these things. I got bigger than what's in my mind
I'm taking enough for an eye. I'll send a boy up to the sky
I still haven't lost any sleep and I got a baby and cry. Hey, you'll put you get back in the right
Yeah, fire fire fire fire
Bro this one
Check it. We just listen to this one real quick, bro. Yeah
I hear this one once
Okay
We gon' back forever
All before we got make us broke, we just proud of you
Why y'all be shatting together
Cabo and Lida got habits together
Like couples vacation, they packing together
Like rushing to finish, they slapping together
They're charging like COVID, they'll catch you together
They hate me so much it's a sick in a day
What's the hurry wrong with the call?
I sent them a sack, cause I wanted you shit to the king
When it was a part of the team
We used to be planning our Mexico trip in the spring
We must have been dealing the spur of the moment
Co-writer, we think you could get us a rain
They begging my how you went home, the fuck are they on?
Cody we pulling away
Like
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Damn, way niggas talking by, Ike's must be a settler microphone
How you niggas know what passin' for some tickets
Now you niggas tryna start the show
I'm runnin' cuz the Ike's man was a nice man
Now I'm hot and cold
Bro, what a recipe job
Well, I did by the six, run out of the six, just like it did
I was TPS at my crib, I tell you what's lit, it is what it is
Check signin' is my king, pushin' the Ike
I feel like a schmuck
Yeah!
Actually Treasures is definitely one of my... one of my... I don't know bro, I haven't heard any of these, like a lot of these.
I mean, bro, like these, I don't know, it's been a while bro, because like locally we list them on the album or on the preview and some of the lines went over my head.
But so far, our national treasure's
chart made of honor or Habib T first.
We haven't heard any of these songs,
so we're gonna go from start to finish.
Whatever one of y'all pick,
we're gonna start from start to fucking finish, bro.
Now, Loki, I am Lebanese, I am Arabic.
I think we start with Habib T, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
Rusty Intro.
To all the sweethearts and the dates I've had
I wonder what they said, Bobby
How would they describe me as a man
I know I'm no angel but I try
And God made me with the left hand
I cannot do everything right
Whatever name you call me, I'm there if you say so
You want me in pain?
So
Like I'm an angel, I don't see no halo
You want me to do it?
Let's go down, five, four, three, two...
Time to watch and to fuck it, give me everything you like
I'm on an orange Fulmul right now, so I don't wanna die
This bitch about to close, I'm about to do a lot
I just got a message from you, I'm so taking it back
You said love me, touch me, fuck me
Whole time that's all I'm thinking about, trust me
It's been a while though, I'm a little rusty
I'm a little rusty
I'm a little rusty
I'm gonna go upstairs and grab some water
Uh, maybe grab a snack? What the fuck did I just hear?
I'll be right back, give me a while, uh, give-
Wait, we need to take a snack, we need to take a break
We need to go make a smoothie
Oh my, we need to go make a smoothie chat
We need to go make a smoothie chat, we need to take a break
We need to take a break
What the fuck, just what the fuck?
Breaktime, breaktime, breaktime, breaktime.
Wow, sensational.
You're on my life on everything I love and pushing my body past this limit bro, I'm
Yo, what the fuck is up with this black banana, bro?
Oh my god.
What the fuck?
I definitely didn't cry.
Damn, Drake Loki already hasn't seen his songs though.
Yo, Ice Man!
Fine on me, bro.
It's been about time, man.
Hey, Siri?
Message Drake and tell him thank you for dropping the album.
Here's what I heard.
It's a big thing.
Thank you for dropping the album.
stop yep I just left the jigsie ball right
Iceman baby why you so cold Iceman baby why you so cold why did why did you
He's not like his album, his album's looking kind of fire.
Jack, so far, Iceman.
Not heavy of tea, not made of honor.
What do y'all think, bro?
I
8 out of 10.
Yeah, me too.
Hard to close that.
That guy broke it. That's probably why I'm shacking it together.
That was actually Loki on Highbass, bro.
Yeah, but National Trend is what Loki is my favorite on Iceman so far.
And Loki is a fan.
It's Loki though, check this.
Songs he eat the most when you're showering with hot water drizzling all over your ass cheeks.
Like that's when the song gets to the most girls though.
And I will see.
I smell the wine, you so cold.
Especially while you're clapping.
Bro, chat a mokie, bro, I need a house.
What if I was moving the drake, bro?
So you all think drake was letting you move it with him, but what can you do, bro?
Check it out everyone, turn the audio off. I don't want to wake up anyone who's probably
lurking, but I want to try checking it out.
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I don't know what to say, I ain't staying in your stay, feel so far away, but just to get it off the hook
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Do we add this to the playlist yes or no
Yeah, yo wait so nice to grip then cost a grip natural on the hips waiting for a hand stand to your house lost in a bitch didn't say a name should I call you miss should I call you twist should I call you twin put your number in I'll call you soon take you on the jab there's plenty room even bedrooms case you on the snooze or just get loose fly you to the right side of the road
wherever even to the moon but i like you what you know we listen to this right we listen to this
we listen to this one right it was on the album it was on the music video yeah we heard this
930 fucking cooked it's all i got in the tank but that whatever the fuck that was i like it
Fuck yes.
Not only my pleasure.
Yeah.
Maya, Maya.
You working that great other night or not.
Pick up I need a section for the mom.
Sandy I know you got the rose all off.
Let me pick what holds you gonna bring to the spot.
2222 is going birthday on a car
If I ask them, I should put my chin in a car
Double ass so bitch, you look like you're in front of a car
Heist, he is just fighting around in the air, martial law
Killer, can't you know they tried to nab me to the cross
Umi said I'm up and I could never take a loss
Stands me several bitches, bitch, and let me knock her up
I said I'm so lucky
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That she got that I wouldn't listen to it though
I know that she doesn't doubt me
All those nights in my kitchen giving you my advice
I'm supposed to be the one who's harder made of ice
Too much free time on your hands these days
Why is the solution always running away?
Why do I say sorry with my thumb on the side?
Do you really wanna spend my money?
Do you wanna take it off from me?
I don't know what else I'll be there in your running
Yeah, yeah, yeah
How you going, girl?
I don't know
Hi
All of these only fans models on the ground
If I slide in the DM
And I try and just talk to you
Then I would just be a fan
Just before for 20,000 fans
Now she want 20,000 pants
How the fuck does that make sense?
Baby, I'm just tryna understand
I was saying we should get some sun
I was thinking beaches with a sand
Asking if your manager could come
It seemed like your manager's a man
We was just downtown smoking
I had LSD emotion
I feel so much emotion
And when I'm about to peak
I would prefer that we're speaking
So if you could get on the flight
And be here by the weekend
We could be outside tweaking
We could be outside tweaking
We could be outside tweaking
We could be outside tweaking
Yeah
We could be outside tweaking
Fly stunnest in to a visa
Fly stunnest in to the Giza
Caramans, Frank, Ocean, Fisha
X, Teddy left, I'm a diva
Noo, nigga left me a visa
Killin' me, I don't love him either
Yeah
All these other bitches get procedures
Copy my titties, wanna squeeze them
Make I'm a believer
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That was it.
That was...
Finally!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
After this I wanna see you, I left all my cues in touch
Claw you dance like Cleo, Champagne sipping the tub
It's been black outside for a minute, but the sun is about to come up
You still can't sit on your butt, the club light showing your waist
Long time I ain't looking at your face, my eyes keep floating away
You brown just like liquor, 42 straight to the face
Egyptian girl my favorite, but the Spanish won't know my taste
Please, please, please, please, come back around me
Your best friend she agrees, come turn up and then leave
There's no stories to tell cuz I won't say what I see girl potty shit talk to you
Where a bestie at preo best bitch out she ain't no shit cuz my bitch be on the floor that ass is mine like you big booty bitch
It's a really really really good club song
This is gonna be crazy and a club. I promise y'all and I wouldn't play this song
Maybe you like wants a blue moon
But like this is you'll hear this in a club
I'll slice it!
This is good, Ringer! I like this!
This is good, Ringer! I like this!
Who is this? She didn't go to whoever this is.
54,000 monthly listeners!
Like, what the fuck?
54,000!
Oh, I forgot that Jason the Wean has more.
Oh my God.
Bada.
What?
And then my thing is with these married bitches,
You live in the life life, where you're close, where your pieces are, where your bags are, where the trips are, where the cars are.
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Everybody's cheap and party man
They wanna take a payout to Canada
They love complain but I'm on my way
Ayy
They love complain too much
Love the game too much
We didn't mean too much
Way way way
Who best friend
Way way way
Salesman
Way way way
I broke up a man
Hold on way
What was I then
Hold on way
What did I spend
I'm sure you can't even
Talk about the keys to my friend
Call the piano boy friend
If I see one of your true friends
I might cast a hyphen
I may apply to my spectrum
do you guys think like the flow no no rapper really drops three albums though no no rapper
No rapper drops three albums.
No rapper drops three albums.
There's gotta be a reason.
I think the other two were to fulfill his project and Iceman was genuinely his.
But we can't lie, I'm not gonna lie, Iceman is a good fucking album.
I'm not gonna sit here and fucking lark.
Now I'm also gonna say, I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I don't like Made of Honor and
I don't like Habib T, I don't.
But I know for a fact Iceman is legit insane.
Plot twist, make them remember.
Make them know.
Dust.
National treasures.
I haven't even heard the rest of these yet bro, because the other ones already flew
over my head.
So like it has to have something to do with like a fucking UMG or something.
and make a connection.
Jack, anyone drop three albums in a single night, bro?
Everything with Drake is so smart.
Everything is like
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Land in the bathroom, land in the bathroom, she got you
Found my princess, land in the bathroom, land in the bathroom, she's out to sleep
Say you love me right now, never ask no questions, you're my lover
Never ask no questions, you're my lover
Never ask you nothing
I'll never show my day
Hey, I'll never show my day
Hey, I'll never show my day
Hey, I'll never show my day
I'll give you all the chance
To get into a tunnel
To find you a doctor
I promise, I promise, there's something to do with you and Gijia, I promise, bro.
What the fuck?
Crazy.
Yes.
Yeah, I promise I'll meet father.
Nine.
I mean
Yeah, man, I mean
Yeah, I promise I promise
I'm in low key, bro.
We coulda loked, yeah, I mean, at least we got Iceman, bro.
At least we got Iceman.
I mean, not at least, we can't say at least.
We expected only Iceman.
We got three different albums.
Probably it's a partake in the UMG shit.
I promise, there's no fucking way it's not.
So yeah, man, I mean.
Oh!
All the numbers are final.
My parents from Australia,
they're from Australia.
You know I love you so much
I'm gonna come on
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Know these are wins
I said it well to the start what's that one? What's the one song?
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Yeah, I'll probably end up adding more bro, I'm not gonna lie like
Who knows bro like I swear to God Drake songs always end up growing on you so is out of
Anyway, bro, geez Louise man
G's Louise bro really 12 hour streams back to back what is wrong with me and
then a 12 hour stream two days ago
what is we doing man what is we doing
hi chat I love y'all take care of yourself love yourself tomorrow we play
some Valorant maybe? For chat Loki it's been bad bro, I haven't been playing a lot of Valorant recently bro, why?
Well we haven't been playing Valorant recently bro, why?
Maybe we get up early tomorrow and play some Valorant for the stream
Valorant is weak besides the segments.
Yeah, I mean, maybe we hop on Valorant, what's the, what's the, you always say that?
I know, I feel bad, bro, because I'm not gonna lie, man.
Like, I will not lie.
That will not lie bro.
A lot of people, like Valorant seems dead right now, I'm not going to lie.
The Valos seems kind of fucked up bro, it's actually going to keep dead as fuck.
calling I almost also for my PC when I saw that like generally bro but I actually
almost punched my monitor
generally bro generally
Oh my god.
Oh, one more time, one more time, one more time.
Wow.
I'm a BC baby. Wow.
I'm calling it man. I'm calling it. I can't out. He's gambling on steak. So I can't show the screen
Shout it's I'm tired, but I don't know the bed name. I love y'all bro. Take care of yourself. Just some water eat some food
Bokey kind of worried man. I need a house, bro
Chat will I he will I he will I he I need a house, bro
You get a monkey kind of worried, bro
Thank you guys for staying up with me, bro. I did this I do this shit for y'all man. It's to be honest, bro
I would have ended stream
Eight hours ago and what's a bad bro?
I pushed through just for you. I love y'all, but thank y'all for watching my streams late at night early in the morning
Watching the legends watching apex legends watching rocket League watching valorants watching CS gold
I love y'all man, you know a lot of people still watch me for only Valorant
But the fact that you guys are up late at night at 1 47 a.m. Just chilling with me watching some fucking listening to some drink bro
I love y'all man. That shit means a lot to me bro. I want to do big things this year this year's honestly a holy shit
This year hit my it's literally my peak
I'm the biggest I've ever been bro, and it feels good man. It feels good child China rank one or fuck that
No more rank one by the way China radiance soon. I don't know when I
Don't know when to be honest, but I really do want to get League of Legends challenger
I really do want to get apex predator. What should happen like a week from now on
Yeah, no more rank one Valorant though, bro. Let's be honest with you bro. No no more rank one, bro
Radiant thumb down
why guys it's just um bro it's just like I don't know like I I want it when I
moved to China bro and go to like Japan or Berlin I want to enjoy the fucking
country bro like I want to enjoy the country bro like when I go to Berlin and
I spent $30,000 to sit in a pet house for 30 days straight, it's fucking AIDS.
I'd rather just enjoy my time, do IRL, explore China, do segments, and also push for Radiant,
bro.
It's like, do I only do rank one or do I do everything else and you know what I'm saying?
So.
Know what I'm saying bro
Ranked one was fired. Oh, man rank one was fired. I don't know what to do first Japan or China
I really don't know but bro Tokyo, Japan
IRL streams in Tokyo of Japan
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Tokyo Japan Beijing are not Beijing Shanghai
Tokyo Japan
Night.
Night.
Night.
Wait, what's Shabuya?
What's that one spot where like all the tall buildings
chat what is it called like the crazy like the crazy fucking holy real life
this shit looks like it's real life the fuck should we crossing it's just like
like New York bro. Is this shit not like New York?
This is probably the good one right here.
Holy f**k.
Japan Radiance with IRL streams? Y'all have to be fired, bro.
How many like how many servers are there?
What is it called?
Valorant regions?
So we did NA, we did EU, we have fucking AP which is Tokyo, holy shit, I think that's
Or a bro, and then we also have oh
China's its own server
Chat, what's seal?
Korea damn it's South Korea cool
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Damn, we're gonna go to Korea
Brazil when bro look yeah, I want to do Brazil, but I'm like low key scared bro because the favela bro
They're gonna fucking like literally fucking
Imagine we do a favela stream where we just start packing coke on stream with them.
Chat, what's Hong Kong is China, right?
It's a territory of China damn wait so do we have to pick us do we have to pick between
Tokyo in Hong Kong?
Tokyo is going to be 5 year bro. 24-7 marathon.
I said to Joe, like the rank 1 EU, rank 1 EU.
Joe, enjoy that modathon bro.
I met you from there oh my god really and even some for five months damn chat
ranked one EU was five months ago
I know bro I heard bro chat apparently I'm very big in China bro apparently I'm
very big in China like like fucking huge bro like fucking huge I don't know
why
I don't know if we do japan chat I think
I think I'm gonna run into Japan, but I think we do China first, bro. I'm not gonna lie
Anyway, bro, I'm off. I'm gonna get the fuck off. I miss your valor prime
No, no, bro. You're literally chopped the shit, bro. Just to fuck up, right?
Fuck out of my job before I fucking moth web back. All right, give him fucking mod and then a fucking fucking bans you
All right
I don't know when I'm gonna go live tomorrow. Fuck, I should go live early bro, but honestly
this is not healthy. If I wake up tomorrow feeling good early, I'm down with the live
But I know I hate making those false promises, bro, but uh, yeah, bro
Tomorrow I don't know what time I'll go live
Yeah, bro, yeah, I should go live early bro, I should go live early. I
Should go live early bro, but fuck
oh yeah man take care drink some water eat some food big plans this year bro road
the challenger road to fucking China I would say rank one bro but knowing my
ego I hope I don't do rank one again bro knowing my ego I hope I don't do
rank one because I really want to enjoy the country bro road to predator road
the challenger, rode the champion, that's gonna be crazy bro. Alright bro, I love y'all,
take care of yourself, drink some water, eat some food, would be a nice person, God bless
you guys. Thank y'all for staying up to me with this late bro, this fucking late bro,
I love y'all. Thank y'all so much for staying up this late with me, bro
take care of yourself and
Yeah, man, take care of yourself, bro. I love y'all, man
Thank y'all for letting me be your shiver today, bro
All right
I hope everyone has sweet dreams. I love you guys. Good. May God bless you with wealth and health
And yeah, I'll see y'all tomorrow. Okay
Okay, good night everyone, alright, sleep well.
Good night everyone, take care.
I love y'all, I love y'all, I love you.
I love y'all.
I love y'all.
That's not the way to get over me.
All I'm said to this thing, you don't want me to go home.
I don't want to slap this camera girl.
So fucking tired.
I'm gonna go home.
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