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$3,000 it's done a lot for a mattress 10 years. It's supposed to last 10 years
It's supposed to last 10 years
10 years and 10 year warranty
10 year warranty and 10 and yes, bro
Okay, I lied it was an $8,000 mattress
I'm just sure it was $3,000 it was I miss the old mood
this is $3,000 bro it was $3,000
uh yeah bro hopefully so hopefully we
see it all right hopefully it's good
generally $8,000 bed and no bitches
yo go fuck yourself Snorlax yeah so
anyway it was 3k for a mattress hopefully
we'll see how it is I'm gonna sleep on
it in three months or sorry in three
weeks and see how it is yeah bro all
right today also yo little bit of
Valorant a little bit of apex reacts and stream go to the strip club throw some ones
Repeat search team tomorrow. All right. All right guys today's gonna be a nice little stream
I'm gonna give you guys Valorant because some of y'all been missing my Valorant recently like look at this girl
She's so excited for Valorant. You're literally holy shit, bro. All right, and then uh, we're gonna do some apex legends
Roll to diamond today
Do y'all think I can get diamond and apex legends
Do y'all think I can get diamond and apex pledges bro?
I
Alright anyway bro listen I'll give you, I'll give you VIP bro, I'll give you VIP
VIP, bro. Muda by me. Muda by me. There's another one, bro.
When are you doing road to champion on R6? We are still waiting on it.
Yes, bro. So chat. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question.
I have a question. Everybody close your eyes.
Everybody close your eyes and envision my talking to you.
Close your eyes. Stop. Close your eyes. Everyone close your eyes.
Close your eyes!
Now, basically, what I want to do...
All right, now basically, listen, all right, listen, listen, so...
Oh, after we get predator, after we become a predator,
after we become a predator in Apex Legends, we can go two routes.
We can go straight into League of Legends,
and begin our journey to Challenger or we get champion on Siege trying to
benefit our way to Siege basically trying our hardest not to get banned
which we probably are gonna get banned multiple times because there's probably
some big suckers on my stream like bikini voting or varsity game when are
Are you going to cheat on R6 again?
Barra!
I was 15 years old, bro.
I changed, bro.
I changed.
Don't risk it, stupid.
The thing is, I already talked to my Twitch representative.
He said it's completely okay.
It's completely okay.
I talked to my Twitch rep, the guy that is CEO on fucking Twitch, bro.
Wallahi.
He said it's okay.
As long as I'm not literally cheating on stream, which I'm not.
I haven't cheated in six years.
All right?
So yes bro, so yes bro, so do we after we become a predator go to champion or League of Legends?
Mods?
Run-a-pull.
Please.
Mods?
Run-a-pull.
Run-a-pull.
Run-a-pull.
Run-a-pull.
Run-a-pull.
Regardless, chat, you guys know you're stuck with me for the next 10, 15 years, right?
Do you all know that you guys are going to be literally streaming watching me for 10-15
years, bro?
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry.
That's just how life is.
You're going to be 40, 30, 20, 25, 35, 45, 55 years old with wife and kids and you're
still going to watch me.
Why?
Because I'm your family member, bro.
Like I'm sorry, bro.
I don't want to be happy about it
Like you guys are my family number though
You guys aren't my viewers
Y'all are my family members
Tricking it off on a pan of beer
That's just how I do the sauce and the spear
These hoes know how I pop it for real
These hoes know how I pop it for real
Oh my god, I spent it so good daddy
Yeah, I made way too much in a week
Must be 250 at least
Like the money to grow off the tree
Like the money just came in for free for real
Oh, yeah
Am I a machine scanning my need?
Like how long you been running the streets for real?
Oh, yeah
She just hit me like blue and green
We in pairs like 200d for real
Oh, yeah
I'd rather jump off your big nose than watch you for 15 years
I
Said it on
Why are you trying to hit predator you already are with a ginomas nose like that
Guys he was swimming to my cousins ear the other day at Walmart BTW. He's 13
Or is calling you on discord
No, no, hello, hello
What no, hello, yo, can you can you stop this like you pick up the phone every time with like with like
like the voice of that you're better than me.
You don't even want to be in a call with me.
You don't want to share the same discord volume with me.
Like, can you stop that?
Like talk to me like I'm a human being.
Well, I mean, you said somebody with aura was calling me,
and then.
Do I not have aura?
I have a lot of aura.
They're talking to the only human being on earth
that got rank one in NA and EU.
Literally the only human being.
No, you said, see, I clicked on your stream
to see if you had aura and I'm.
What?
I clicked on your stream to see if you have aura
and I'm just not, I'm not feeling it.
You know what I mean?
Okay, I mean, okay.
Anyway, why do you have that tweet up on Rainbow Six Siege
that you know anything about Rainbow Six Siege?
What are you trying to do?
You trying to fit in?
Well, I know more than you
because I'm allowed to play the game, so.
You know, what they are giving to you, Senna, listen, Senna, you might be chocked, right?
Senna, you might be chocked as fuck, and you might have a big-ass forehead, and you are
super hideous.
But what they are giving you, Senna, is that you're really good at these comebacks, you
know?
I don't know how to explain it.
You're really good at them.
Think of them on the spot.
Really.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
If you need to check my PC or something for cheats, because I'm just so—
I
Anyway, uh listen so did we start off with reacts yay, nay or gay
Muda, any matches on Grinder? Let me actually see. Let me see. Let me check. Tinder. Oh
my god. We have three likes. We have three likes on Tinder. We have three likes on Tinder.
We have three likes on tinder.
Now let me check, let me check, now let me check, uh, now let me check, uh, let me check,
uh, what do you mean three bot accounts bro, stop that shit, let me check hinge.
Oh my god I have one on hinge.
Okay.
Chat, will today finally be the day?
today what about grinder your twin archibald asparagus from what about what
about grinder oh motherfucker how do I tell you I'm not gay holy fuck I don't
have grinder oh god damn
holy shit I'm gonna fucking tell you all bro all right
Okay, ready?
Three, two,
Chatbot, I hate this segment, bro.
Oh by the way y'all remember that girl I called mommy in the chat?
I don't know if I told y'all, she unattended me.
So, mommy is no longer gonna be used, but I'm gonna have to let that shit out.
Never again. Never ever calling that a girl mommy.
Ever again.
Well long, you never, never again though.
In three!
In five, four, three, two, one!
Okay, the
left one is giving me a little scared like the left one is scaring me a little bit so we're just
going to press on angel look we can just find out if it's it's a him or her
okay nothing about anything okay oh it's a girl holy flashbang it's a girl it's a girl it's a girl
to grow. However, just not my type. Sorry, Angel. You look very beautiful. You look very respectful.
However, we're just going to go ahead and start.
Let's go ahead and say Kayla. Kayla honestly looks very pretty.
However, Kayla is very pretty, bro.
No, no, no, I'm not going to lie chat.
Kayla is very pretty, bro, you know, respectfully, very pretty.
She has an amazing personality.
She looks like she takes care of herself.
Birthday on 4.20, so you know the vibes.
Please don't know.
Please know how to hold a convo, how to dress, know swag gap, and have more than two brain
cells.
So I unfortunately don't have two brain cells.
I somewhat said, bro, what is this, bro?
Someone in the chat said, bro, like what are you saying, bro?
Like, okay, mods been like I please, bro, like what are you saying?
I have zero brain cells, so unfortunately I'm going to have to skip on this, but I wish
I had more than two brain cells.
I would love to, I would love to meet this girl and, you know, go on a date with her.
low and low-low, low-low land, low low low low land ski!
low and low-low, low-low, low-li?
jesus
What the fuck is this?
She's verified it's not a bot chat.
So the girl can think about Boba getting money, sushi, cookies, hot dogs, strawberries, make
up, money, make up, make up, make up, make up, and make up, and the guy can only think
about the girl.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Interesting.
interesting so the guy thinks about what the girl wants in her brain
interesting interesting okay so a one-loggy bro like I have to be
ugly right it's all good all right well you know what chat we have one more
bro it's hinge it's one more bro it's one more and it's hinge
three two one
I have one like I have one like I have one like I have one like who is Caitlyn bro who
Who is Caitlyn?
Three, two, one!
So, it's the same girl from four days ago that lights me on Tinder, so she lights me
on Hinge now and then said thanks for putting me on stream.
So let me get this straight, so let me get this straight, so let me get this straight,
So I pressed X on Tinder and then you liked me on Hinge and then said thanks for putting
me on stream laughing emoji laughing emoji.
Like um yeah um we're gonna go ahead and just press X so unfortunately we have literally
zero again.
Wait we have a message!
What do I even say? What do I say? What do I say? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
A way to win me over is to make me laugh. She's also a Muslim. She's from Vegas. All right.
I'm gonna go ahead and match.
On Ratch?
Yeah.
On match, she's from Vegas, bro.
She's from Vegas.
It's literally from Vegas, bro.
It's from Vegas, bro.
Flyer out?
Yeah, bro, let me just fly.
So I might return,
I might actually return these fucking,
I might return,
I might have to like,
I might stop doing this, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, man.
Yo, if one more person says grinder next,
I think I'm gonna launch my fucking phone
into my OLED monitor.
Like literally.
I might actually like launch my fucking,
I'm going to launch my fucking shit and go knock on the line.
Oh, Epic is calling me.
Epic message me.
Yo, what's the word, Epic?
Yo, what's up, bro?
What's good, bro?
How are you, bro?
How are you, Epic?
Alexa set Hulk to daylight.
There we go.
Make sure my announcement.
How is your day going?
I'm going good, bro.
I'm going good, bro. I missed you, bro. How are you, bro? How is everything? How's the family? How's work, bro?
I mean, I just got done with my remercated fusion today. I had a butterfly needle in my arm for four hours.
Oh, ouch, bro. You good now, though?
Yeah, and I'm also, uh, this.
You're engaged?
Yep. Well, I mean, we're playing it. It's almost... I mean, we might be actually doing it. So...
So I'm going to get this straight.
So I'm like, you're engaged and I can't even find a girl.
And also, I made this ring.
Cost me $5,000.
Interesting.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
And also, can the haters in your chat please shut the fuck up?
Why, do you guys not wear your lesson?
Yeah.
Yo, chat.
Can y'all shut the fuck up, like genuinely,
I'm talking to my friend Epic here,
y'all need to give us some space, shut the fuck up,
stop hating for what's in your fucking,
like fucking losers, shut the fuck up,
and watch the streamer.
Hey, Oscar, I wouldn't say losers,
I would just say a lot of people in your community
are just dick writers.
Yeah, all right, you know what?
Yo, guys, dick writers, stop talking, bro, stop talking.
But those of you who do support Muda,
I'm proud of you guys, you support them.
Thank you to you.
Yeah, you'll follow through that.
Do support me, bro.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate y'all, generally.
And also, by the way, so I saw that you were on Tinder.
What's up with that?
Dude, I'm trying to find my girlfriend, Epic,
but I just can't find a girl, bro.
I can't find a girlfriend, man.
I don't think they like you, bro.
Epic, do I look good as a guy, bro?
Like, be honest.
Hey, honestly, bro, just for yourself, hey, look.
If a girl can't understand your differences
and your appearance, they're not meant for you.
Trust me, I've went down that road.
Really bro?
Yeah, how many girlfriends have you had, Epic?
It seems like you've had a lot, bro.
Do you wanna know the total amount,
like, throughout my whole life?
Yeah, your whole life, bro.
How many girlfriends have you had?
3,000.
So you had 3,000, Epic.
Throughout my life that I've dated yes I started getting at 14 I've been dating
for four years now. So you managed to get 3,000 girlfriends in four days or sorry
four years? Yes because one my dad is known in the areas I live in because he
served in the army and he has some friends that their daughters wanted to
So. Yeah, bro. And how was that? How was that?
Uh, and can you even like remember any of their names, bro?
Like three thousands a lot.
Yes. I remember some of them.
Can you, can you tell me five of their names, not last names, just fresh names?
All right, bet. Chloe, Jay-Win.
I'm trying to remember the other ones.
Yeah, all good. Don't, don't worry about it.
But the one I am engaged with right now is Emily the one you're engaged with is Emily
Yes, not the streamer Emily. I'm gonna be clear on that not the streamer. I'm way of course of course
Interesting bro, and I see bro. I just want to say I'm glad you're still streaming, you know proud to see that
Yeah, man. I was good. I was gonna quit like two days ago, you know, I
I don't know if you know what happened bro, but I went to the Jason the ween party
And I met like all my like all my heroes, bro
And then Ron spit in my face and said I'm a crumb and then I should quit streaming and I cried
It was a big big bit. It was all over Twitter and I wanted to quit streaming for a bit bro
But you know what I'm back today, bro
Hey, I see dude
I'm not about selling the huge argument
but Ron does have his own opinions and sometimes that's just how they feel but
how you feel and what you want to do is different so like if you want to stream
that's your choice that's not up to Ron true true about true and also and I do
want to say this I am really glad bro that you are streaming more and more
often. I'm glad to see that. Do you think I'm a funny bro? Do you think I'm a funny epic?
Yes bro, dude. Every single time I watch your streams bro, I see that you're kind to chat,
unlike some of them in return.
And also bro, crazy thing is though, I've also been gaining a lot of hate recently.
Yeah man, just know what happens when you're big three bro. Epic, when you're big three streamers
boat you become a hater bro. Hey what bro I've been called a leech and other shit.
What would you say your top three steamers? Honestly bro I don't really think of it that way I just
think that I'm grateful that I got to talk to them. Yeah what bro. And honestly there is one
community like steamer community I am disappointed in besides crack baby there's another one that
I'm just pointing it.
What community are you at?
What community are you at, bro?
Senas.
Senas?
Yep.
Who's Sena?
Is this a?
Who's Sena?
The Twitch gamer?
Who is Sena?
All right, hold on, bro.
I'm going to put up a phone.
This.
Mara.
Sena.
Sina, I get mixed up on the name.
I don't know how to pronounce it right, my bad.
Sina, I remember that.
Was Sina your ex-girlfriend?
Sina, not Sina.
No.
Sina, not Sina.
Sina.
I worked basically, one of my friends
DM me that he wanted me to do a collab with her.
So I joined a tweric community.
I posted a video that I wanted to help her out and do a collab.
return her admins I'd be a bitch and be me from her community and me from the
discord server and be me from her twitch chat
you want me to go ahead and uh do you want to do you want to go ahead and
add it to this call give me one moment let me add it to this call bro
hey you're good bro I'm just saying bro I'm just disappointed because I'm just
trying not hey I wasn't allowed at God the GM for the flag you're good bro you're
good let me let me I'm gonna add it to this call to be one moment okay
Hey, you're good bro take your time.
Yo, ORA calling, ORA calling.
ORA calling.
ORA calling, bro, ORA calling.
Why should not answer?
Yo, Senna, hello?
Sorry.
This better be.
Sorry.
Senna, Senna, two things.
Senna, two things.
First of all, how's the album?
Did you like it?
I'm only two songs in and I just heard of the song that they said is literally one of
the best.
But I'm not gonna lie.
I don't like.
I'm on Whisper My Name.
Listen, I'm gonna talk.
I'm gonna give you some.
Sorry.
Go on.
No, no, talk to me.
I really wanted songs to be in the gym too that are like hater songs.
like hater songs you know my god okay you're gonna love national treasures you're gonna
like jenice shut the fuck up you're gonna like okay i'm gonna give you a couple okay just please
there's a song called jenice shut the fuck up and you're gonna love that one you're gonna love it
it's gonna grow on here at first oh my god there is the next one okay yes yes you're gonna love that
one and then also uh i don't know if you like this i don't know if you like oh i'm going crazy i don't
know if you're gonna like this one too hopefully i know if you like this one um then you should like
All right, those are the top three in my opinion,
but everyone has different names.
Also, second of all, someone wants to meet you, okay?
I'm gonna add you to a call with someone, bro, please.
Okay, he just wants to meet you.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What's your name my name is epic and
See what my friends want me to do a collab with you
But unfortunately one of your enemies from your toy community decided to be a bitch and be a me from your community
They'll be from your discord and be a me from your twist chat
You're telling me you wanted to collab with your favorite streamer right Sina
Wait, what'd you-
I got a DM to do a collab with her.
I got a DM from one of her friends.
And then her admins kicked you out,
blocked you and banned you from discord and exterminated you.
Yes, and I can even name the admin who did it.
Diamond.
Diamond, fuck you bitch.
Diamond, why'd you ban him?
What did you do?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What did you, what did you ever, what did you do to get him?
Wow, so now really, so you're defending people from your community, huh?
A video message saying that I felt bad for the hate you get and all that dumb bullshit
I want to help you out, but in return, I got banned.
Why are you got banned?
I can unban you.
I didn't know you got banned, man, that sucks.
I had no idea.
I don't, if it wasn't like that, I'd be able to check my Discord.
I only have typed my Discord in three years.
Hey, you're good, you're good.
And also, I didn't want to say though, it is a very nice honor to meet you and I'm
and glad to see you soon as well.
And all the haters in the community,
and you'll actually give a damn for once.
Yeah, see, and tell the haters to fuck off, you know what I'm saying?
Wait, I'm like, how about you?
Yeah, that too.
Oh my god.
I'm making.
I'm making.
Oh my god, you're like a baby.
You're a baby.
Yeah, and I'm also engaged.
Congratulations.
It doesn't really, it's not really fitting your, OK?
No, hold it up.
I actually kind of does, actually.
OK, so you're not getting it fitted.
You just wear it like that?
Wait, what do you make?
No, nothing, nothing.
So you hang out with Muda?
Why you hang out with Muda, I guess?
Epic, can you tell us how much girlfriend you've had?
3,000.
I've dated throughout my life.
An institute.
Then Muda, turn that camera off for a second, Muda.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda.
And also, one more thing.
Also, if you haven't heard of me before,
If your chat knows there's one viral clip,
I'm gonna send in the group chat.
If they know this clip, you'll know them,
you'll know who I am.
Wait, this is you.
Yep.
Okay.
Stop, oh chill, chill, chill.
So basically Epic, you wanted to just support
and help your streamer and tell it to ignore.
Yeah, I mean like, yeah, I mean like.
From the community.
Honestly, I don't know who Diamond is,
Well, fuck diamonds, seriously.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, diamond, whoa, whoa, whoa, diamond.
Diamond's good, it was just a mistake.
Diamond's, diamond's cool.
Hey, honestly, I forgive diamonds.
I am a conversation, so I forgive diamonds.
People make mistakes, and I forgive them.
Evan, Evan, don't worry, I'll make sure you're on band,
you're good.
Matter of fact, what's your, what's your Twitter?
All right, so I did send your request,
so I can send it to your DMs,
because I don't want to leak it, you know what I mean?
Okay, all right, you can just send it in the group
so then I don't leak it.
All right.
Wait, so you don't want me to follow you back, right?
Yeah, yeah, no.
Okay, okay.
I know what's, I added to you on Discord.
Oh, you added me on Discord?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, so I just needed to be on there.
Well, I'm not the only person I ever talked to on Discord
and it's like when they just annoyingly call me is Muda.
Hey, honestly, I'm not, I don't spam call.
Muda, Muda.
Okay, thank you, because Muda, Muda,
I don't know why you're acting like you don't do that.
Muda, you are the only individual
who reaches out to me through Discord.
Sorry, I like to talk to my friends, sorry.
Hey, Muda, here's some advice though.
Maybe say it one time, and if she doesn't respond,
she's either busy or she's doing a stream
and just have patience.
That's my advice.
I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna.
Muda, Muda, Epic, Epic, honestly,
while they're having here is like a really good mediator,
can we maybe talk about like the way that Muda acts
a little bit on stream?
Like maybe you have some critiques
for how he kind of interacts with people, cause, yeah.
Sure.
And also, yeah, like I said though,
I will send my user once the thing is accepted,
but I'll rest from that.
All right, so Muda, look, so I understand that
you are going through some things,
but someone suggested that I have for you though,
So I know how you like you're going through a lot of things Muda by the way, not some things a lot of things
But continue epic story to interrupt. Hey, you're good. I look so I've been seen that you like to bang on your desk a lot
And I've had experience with that. My advice is instead of doing that
Just focus on like trying to get back to your stream and ignore those pictures
Because if you keep on damaging your desk and your desktop, it'll just break down to replace it and then that's gonna be a whole mess
I agree. Honestly, Epic, you have some good advice, man. You're so wise for an 18-year-old,
seriously.
Epic, Epic, Epic. I have intel. Epic, my mods are saying that you were banned because
you were spamming in the Discord for weeks. And they said they found the logs and that
you were spamming in the Discord for weeks, which is why they banned you.
Uh, okay. I did not do that shit. I barely even talk in your server.
You know okay epic here's the thing I'm gonna I'm gonna get you on band on the
last I'm the chocolate as a misunderstanding and we're just gonna
recall it as an unbanned but also I never use this word bro my discord is
like Dex I don't use it is just hey I'm actually understand that and I'm and
also Muda knows this but I also have many talents in my own can you please
show us some talent please show us some talent yeah can I see some talents wait
I want to see all right. Well one of my most known ones is eyes closed no hands around my head
Yeah
I
Think that is very well, I read I can't even do that bro like I can't even pass there
But you're very flexible, bro, and then another one my talent is my electric flute that's your point
Can you please go ahead and put up? Oh, we're just so quickly moving past the first one. I feel like we didn't move past it so
Wow
That was actually good.
And then another one is, wait a minute, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
So I want to make this type on here, all right?
Just tell me something that's tight and I'll type it.
Trust me.
Hold on, I just got pulled up the app real quick.
I'm locked in Epidome, I'm locked.
All right, so I got to go to the app.
All right, so Johnny mask the lights next to him
All right, yes, I'm gonna be surprised
Can you type I don't know
Can you type along just look away real quick?
Okay, oh, yeah, I misspelled that hold on what what did you write?
Hold on. Let me redo it
Hold on so hard to see anything
Never called kind of before no, he called you. No, that was a mistype. You didn't see
Okay, he's okay hold on the bomb has been playing
Sinner and Mooda and then okay wait that I
Don't ever put me anywhere near Senna bro, please
And secondly, secondly, really, really, I'm the only one that calls you, there's no one
that I get to the city with a girl you call me three times and you say that I smell like
shit and that I'm a terrorist.
So you only have a problem that I called you but not case on, that's weirdly sexist
of you.
Epic, would you consider Muda to be a sexist piece of shit?
No, because, thank you, because from my viewpoint, I don't judge people because a lot of people
mistakes and even I have a dark past in my own and I'm a better person now so if I have
a really dark past like a super dark past yeah and so do I okay so you and I think you're kind of
you're worrying me for a second bro no so you and you guys both have a really dark past no I don't
have a dark past I also have a really dark past okay that's good to know yeah because um I may or
I may not break people's hands whenever I get into a fight.
Hold on, let me change my VC setting so I don't hear my dog barking in the back room.
What?
Sorry, I'm just.
You're good.
So anyway, what I wanted to say, what I wanted to say was epic before we go, bro.
I have two things that I want to ask for you.
Okay.
No, bro.
I have two things that I wanna ask for you, okay?
First of all, who would be cool?
Like, you need to give an answer.
Who's cooler, me or Senna?
Honestly, I would have to say both
because you both are intriguing in your own way
and I do not pick favorites.
You're gonna say, but okay.
All right, honestly, okay.
Because you can just say me though,
probably over Muda, that's okay.
Alex, look, I've said much and that's my answer.
Okay, all right, I guess that's your answer.
And second of all, can you please do your sign out,
your sign out outro?
Yep, all right, all right.
As you have a great stream and everyone in both of your chats,
please be nice because I will not be afraid
to hunt you down and punch your teeth out.
Epic, out.
Muda, out.
Bro, yo, yo, Epic has so much aura, bro, yo, he just has so much aura, huh?
Mura, Mura, Mura.
Yo, he just has so much aura, he just has so much aura that she created it.
Bro, why was that guy, that guy was cool as fuck.
No, I was trying to say, I told you, he's so much aura, I don't know how, I don't know
how he does it.
I've never met him before, but yeah, I'll get him,
I'll get him unbanned on everything.
I didn't know he had 3000 wives, bro.
3000 wives at 18 is probably crazy.
3000 girlfriends, he's engaged with a finger
that can't fit his, with a ring that can't fit his finger,
and he will.
Because he's just got so much aura,
he's filled up with so much aura
that it doesn't fit his finger.
And, and, and, Senna, he will break anyone's arms.
You get into a trouble with, you know what I'm saying?
Like, he could be your body guard.
He'll break anyone's arms.
I don't really want him to break people's arms, so I think he doesn't like my mod to
be fair, so he might break my mods arm, but I'm going to put an end to that.
I'm going to put an end to the beef.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to put an end to the beef and say he's fine.
No, I would just send a little man in here, you know, like I just, you know, I don't want
effort to be against you, you know?
Well, normally I don't really know anybody that gets banned, so then I'm actually glad
whenever you tell me, because then, you know, if there are people that I'm like, yeah,
it's whatever, then it's just whatever.
I got you.
Also, can I see that tattoo real quick?
Oh, it's a tomagachi tattoo.
Wait, you want to see?
Yeah, let's see.
So is that like temporary?
No.
You don't like it?
Son-yan, son-yan.
That's a really good tattoo.
Well, I mean, at least I have a tattoo
that I love that means something to me
because it's from my childhood.
Do you have anything that means anything to you?
Or are you just alone and sit in your room every day
and you can't even play the game that you want to play
because you got booted off of it and nobody loves you.
You have no girlfriend, no hoes, no nothing.
Can't even hold down a girl,
not even for a casual stream segment.
Can't even hold down friends
because they all don't love you.
So you sit there and talk to your chat every day
and your best friend is XQC at 3 a.m.
because he has no one else to play with.
I'm gonna kill myself tonight thank you.
Have fun.
What, bro?
What is up with this dude?
What the fuck?
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
I don't know, I think she like it's like a hidden talent. I think the only hidden talent Senna has like this and she's shit at video games
She's chopped but the only thing like low-key that she'll have under like like better than you is that she will know how to like send like
Like shots. I don't know how she does it. I don't know I
Don't know I don't know
Wow, bro. All right
React, let's do some reacts. Chat, you see me, bro? I'm just a guy, I'm just a middleman, bro.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying, bro? Like, chat, I'm just trying to help people, you know, like...
It isn't a hidden talent, she just has a brain unlike you.
What is this? Hi, Mommy Drake in date.
Uh, yo, JD Trades, how do I tell you you're literally never getting a girlfriend, bruh?
I saw how you look like, bro, you're fucking chopped, you're not getting girls, bruh, I promise.
You're a pushed-up baby underwater.
What happens?
The baby fucking dies.
Shit.
Fine random...
I will scan it.
Part one.
Let's go.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
I hate you, bruh.
What is this n-word clip? I have never said the n-word in my life
What is wrong with you guys? No, no, no, what is wrong with you guys? Can we, can we ban
A.I.
Can we ban A.I.?
Don't look at me, bro.
Y'all are not asking, bro.
LOL, you've never said it.
I've never said the N word.
Dipple.
I say I like to get chipped in this clip.
No.
I hate you.
Yo.
Polsce
and
salt and vinegar trips
but he cut you cut out the fucking salt and
chips and left that one in I don't say that
word bro
who
I don't enter
I'm gonna discontinue react that's like bro. Holy shit, bro
How amazing your parents are geniuses how terrible your parents are idiots
hopefully they cook a healthy meal hopefully I never have to see that again
I'd rather do that than eat factory sludge scream and shout you'll be
screaming and shouting when the stroke comes from the sludge average taco
bathroom like what is long case all best streamers wait is the big three really
Joe Bart jinksy and case all that really big three don't even chat like chat
I literally don't even.
Ratsy! You fucking bratty!
Chow, what about me?
Chow, what about me?
Am I big three Sonion? Who are you?
I know you're a human being, but I also feel deeply that you are not a victim anymore.
And you are man.
Last name?
A.U.
A.U.
You don't know me man.
You know I'm a victim.
You know nothing about me.
I know my opinion of that bit of
Yeah, let's go start stuttering.
Shruller get started stuttering.
What do I just do?
Moodle pulled off a crazy clutch in Apex Legends.
What is this?
Oh my god.
Yo, can y'all like this tweet more than like both?
Why does shit have two likes?
Y'all like this bro come on bro please like well someone leaves me a nice reply under here, bro
Someone it's true likes and it's probably the guy who uploaded it, and it's probably me
Thank you for the like alright someone leave a nice comment under it bro come on shut the fuck up kill yourself
Oh
We need to get predator bro, we need to get predator
Go on!
She looks uncomfortable here though.
No, but she literally looks uncomfortable here though.
Like, she literally looks uncomfortable here.
Like, I'm not even gonna lie, like, come on, stop, bro.
Like, I think she, I think, you know, like, come on, guys, stop.
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
Yo, what is AJ doing behind this girl?
What the fuck is happening?
Yo
Yo
Oh my god, is that the girl at the party?
Hey Siri FaceTime AJ starting a FaceTime call to AJ
Okay, so the girl that I was talking to at the Jason the lean party is now twerking
on you and dancing on your dick.
Not even three days later.
Oh, that you were talking to her until she brought it up.
Um, okay. So...
Fuck you. Fuck LA.
And fuck any girl in LA.
And I'm never coming to LA.
I hope that city burns one day.
How about that? Drake run, alright?
Like, what is this shit?
Like, what is this shit, bro?
I'm not a monster, I'm not a monster, it's happening to me, I'm not a monster.
How do you handle restaurants when you keep kosher?
Do you have a system or just stick to certain spots you know are kosher?
I didn't know and I knew it was too late, she did tell me and she said, I don't like her,
I love Samba, that's the truth.
How does it even get worse?
How do I skip to the next video and it's you and her and Uber and she's literally
dead.
Did you fuck this girl?
I love Samba.
Did you have sex with this girl?
Bro, I love Samba.
No, no I didn't, no.
you kiss her?
No.
Say Wallahi.
Wallahi.
Why did it take you a second to say that?
Huh?
I'm not even Muslim.
But no, I didn't feel straight with her, I didn't even touch her, I didn't touch her.
Does it matter?
Her ass has been on your dick.
I know it was the...
Okay, so what is this?
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
Where is her head right now? Where is she?
Bro, where?
Okay, but Mota, I'm telling you right now, bro.
She's not the one for you and she's not the one for me.
How the fuck are you currently talking to Sava
and then have another girl on your dick the day before?
I don't understand this.
L.A. needs to fucking burn.
And fuck everyone in L.A.
And fuck you too!
You can't take fuck.
Oh
Hey, bro, listen, bro, keep your nose up, okay, don't let that shake it to you, bro.
At the end of the day, I was there for you.
I tried talking to Guapo multiple times.
I was like, you know, that's Muda's girl bro. That's Muda's girl. And then he was like, bro
He didn't even really hit rank one, bro. I'm gonna take his girl, bro. I'm gonna fuck and then yeah
And also what about what live you broke his hands were all over
she was working on him and
Yeah, bro once shit went off cameras man. Hey, bro
If I'm you I wouldn't even look at her ever again. I'm gonna be honest, bro
like what am i supposed to why would i want what is the point what do i listen
I don't care. I'd rather be the one getting torped on than her thinking about me. Why would I want to be the guy in the m-
That's like, that just makes me a cuck. Why would I want to be a cuck?
Do I need to get neck tattoos like fucking AJ? I don't get it.
I'm gonna be honest with you. No, that's wrong. You're Muslim.
Yep. You can't do that. You might need to go to the mosque for that one. Listen, bro.
I think I hope LA gets nuked
Mooda is this rich boy. Why is my why would this be my twin? No, it's not my twin anyone with them
are you viewbotting every day every day every day every time every day I get on
message Voodoo we started together on top of their own individual prowess
why is FNS on my dick like type one if you're a viewbot in my stream bro type
one if you're a viewbot in my stream
These strides can get ahead of you.
Hehehehe
All the opportunities, yes!
Hehehehe
How does it- How?
How does it just get worse every time?
I don't get it. How does it just get worse every time?
I don't understand.
I just don't understand, man.
New year new pro solperture channel looks better bro me or AJ bro. You dodged an STI
Man, I don't know just fuck LA bro
Iceman Arab ratings
Make them pay seven to ten make them know nine and a ten what did I miss ten and a ten bees on the table low key
These on the table low key like 8 out of 10 national treasures 10 out of 10. I agree
Just the fuck up 10 out of 10. I agree
Yeah, bro chat in my opinion right now right now my opinion right now
The top three songs this album in my opinion are national treasures Janice the fuck up and make them know my top three
Uchi in Rainbow Six Siege, Valorant, Call of Duty or any game in the future you could
officially be arrested. A pro esports player has just been arrested for cheating and so
has her boyfriend the person who helped her cheat. Now this is a wild thing to me because
if you cheat or rig games in actual sports you just get fine, you don't go to prison
over it but now in esports you can face a prison sentence a female esports player and her boyfriend
who helped her cheat in a tournament by playing for her instead have been sentenced to six months
in prison now this sentence then did get shortened to three months after they both said that they
were guilty ty court said that their action well if i go to jail for fucking cheating in a video
game i'm probably just gonna go i'm just gonna kill someone while i'm at it so i just get you know
You know, obviously I get a 1 bomb on him and I'm like...
Like, I'm gonna go to jail, bro. You know, like, minus ball, 2 birds, 1 stone, no?
Like, minus ball, MGTA, obviously.
Yeah, I think I might start Rainbow Six Siege to champion after I get a Petch Predator.
I
Bo-chot my dream bro my dream is to get a girl that goes to the gym, bro
Give me all your fucking money
Dude you're so like my girl
This guy in the chat, this guy in the chat said, keep dreaming, torta magnet.
Bo you need to die in GTA bro, what is wrong with you?
No, no, no, I'm gonna get some water, I'm gonna wash.
I'm gonna wash.
He's gonna piss me off.
I swear to god.
Like, blah!
Ahhhh!
Baby, please, please, baby.
Mama, mama, say, cheat me, baby.
Alright.
It's like you want to look from the outside. It's like you want to go on to all these different games and you want to climb to the top
What does it mean to be the chosen one?
Like literally the best edit I've ever seen in my entire life, but like why is your name Moosteen Clips?
Why is your name Moosteen Clips?
Why is your profile picture me Spider-Man with a bomb outside of it?
And why is the audio in like 360 bits?
Mooda, your girlfriend got leached, what is this?
Woman caught off guard by a guy with red hair who at first glance she thought was a clown.
I hate getting caught by those, bro.
Muda, this is your girlfriend.
She got leaked.
I hate getting caught by those, bro.
Muda, this is your girlfriend.
cake didn't caught by those though. Muda, this is your girlfriend, she got
leaked. I am Senne. I am the next Bonnie blue except I'm going to eat 1000 burgers
instead of 10. Next Bonnie blue except I'm going to eat 1000 burgers instant of man
In 12 hours.
Bro, what the fuck?
Mudo, what is Netanyahu doing at your place?
How many times are we gonna, like, bro?
Yo, how many times are we gonna, like, bro? I don't understand.
Guapo guy saw that clip. Fuck him, bro.
The strongest battlegrounds update?
I mean, bro, this game was literally the best game back in the day, man
I just don't play role loss anymore, bro
When I was a kid, bro, this game was actually so fun. Check pilot stream
Bro, every time someone says check pilot stream. He has one of my girls on there
That's how to do oh
She's that let's have a moment like that. Thank God. It's on fucking this
No, I don't get that. I don't play this game anymore. What the fuck is this?
I fucking hate you. I fucking hate whoever did this. Who did this? I fucking hate you,
If I can't even do it, we're listening to 30 songs with music videos, with collabs,
but it's not the album.
Say Wallahi bro!
Say you swear to God!
Put that on Allah bro!
This isn't the album, it's not!
So it's a teaser.
What is it? A porno flick? I don't even know what this is. I feel like I'm watching fucking euphoria.
I feel like I'm watching euphoria and it's just sex scenes. Where is Drake? Where's Hatline Drake?
Where's he at? Fuck! I feel like I'm watching more of a porno than a fucking album. Fuck! He's now
in half the Psalms!
You found this better than this.
Oh my god, I can't escape this fucking gun.
Bro, do you guys think I'm Jewish?
Like I'm not Jewish, bro. I'm not Jewish.
You should ask if she was saying that the mistake with you and Freddie
But he's playing with Burbina and Timmy to get a rookie to president you he will probably
He is probably live as you see this. I don't think we need that much help, bro
I celebrate Hanukkah dated Rihanna come girl fighting Israel mama from Canada daddy from Africa both of that
Forza your Jewish and black and yellow
I celebrate Hanukkah dated Rihanna come girl fighting Israel mama from Canada daddy from Africa both of that forza your Jewish and black and yellow
He looked like this when he did in Rihanna?
Your goat, by the way. No way bro, he said the thing, I'm crying.
What is wrong with you?
I want to live, I want to live.
Why just open it bro, just open it bro. You're so stupid
Okay, don't open it
But even Drake references Muda, I'm so confused, I don't get it.
Because of the nose, you fucking retard, fuck you.
Fuckin' hate you, bro.
Gimpsie has officially streamed every day on Twitch for the past 500 consecutive days
of his currently on track to become streamer of the year.
What do you mean the difference between him and you, bro?
Like what do you mean? Okay, yes, he's the goat, bro.
Bro, bro.
You act like I take days off.
I don't take days off.
You're a fake.
You're a real bastard!
That's right!
You're a real bastard!
Jung Hyuk.
You're a fake.
Hey, that's a fake.
We're being a fan.
We're just...
Shut up!
No, that's a fake!
Hey!
Why did you say that?
That's me, a fake.
You're a fake.
No, how much orders figure actually have
Is it really that crazy? Does he actually have that much fucking aura? What the fuck?
Let me see bro. It's a little bit late
It's a little bit late
No
What do you mean Zane? It's a little bit late, bro
What do you mean? It's a little bit late
What do you mean it's a little late, bro
Zane is too tired to play Apex Grind?
What?
Oh, do we just do a League of Legends today after Valorant?
No, I am not solo-cuing.
I am not solo-cuing.
I
Will not be solo queueing bro
Yes, do league I mean chat house is not even
fade
Yo
Bro Zane you almost
Made me call fade bro
Wait a lot. You almost made me call fade, bro. Well, it's going on bro. I need you bro. I need you
But it's not even a lot of times it over there, bro. It's like it's almost 12, bro
Bro, I had one hour of sleep up there it screams, but I'm down bro
I'm down gonna get diamond and then we can call it. Yes. I'm down to get diamond
I'm fucking down brother. Let's do it. Fuck it. Yeah, I'm down
Alright bro, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on, get on.
Oh my God.
Alright, W. Alright Chat, now do we play Valorant for like an hour or two and then play with
him?
What do we do?
Chat, do we play for like an hour or two on Valorant and then play with him?
What do we do?
Don't make him wait you fucking Jew.
Alright.
Three hours intro.
3-hour intro wait I've been like for three hours. No, I have not it's been like an hour max
No, it's not been three hours. We need three hour intro
It's been like an hour max. No
Hour and a half bro, that's insane
What the fuck you're a trippin boy because I thought we're gonna go check a beat bro. I need you guys
Alright, let me just sit my ass down though, anyway, okay listen, listen, listen, listen.
What I was saying, what I was saying, how is your chat move faster on 3,000 viewers than
Burt peanuts 30,000 viewers
Play some Val and we get you diamond in a little bit
Wait, Zane you wait Zane Zane. Do you want me to you wait Zane? You don't want me to hop on now?
Why not now?
Measure your what the fuck you know actually actually wait check do y'all want Val now or apex legends diamond now
What do y'all want first do y'all want diamond for a game or do y'all want valorant for a game or two and then apex or apex now
What do y'all want bro? What do y'all want, bro?
What do y'all want bro?
What do y'all want man? Mods run a poll whatever happens on poll will do. Alright, we'll just do that. Mods run a poll. Also, yo, listen
Chet, I didn't know beds were important, bro. Are beds important?
Chet, where beds are beds really that important?
Because bro this entire time I was running this entire time
I was sleeping on like a five six hundred dollar mattress from Costco like a full five hundred dollar match
I've got a date right now
Zane, how do you have a date right now? Okay, Zane are you gonna get on like an hour or two?
Zane are you gonna get on in like an hour or two?
Two hours Zane you're gonna be fucking for two hours you fucking horny fuck in two hours
But I don't know if I could do that, bro
I
Have to go to the gym I
Could do one hour. I could do one hour. I need to go to the gym. That's why
Drake doesn't know you but what do you mean Drake does know me fucking stupid bro
That's cold one hour
See you then okay one hour chat one hour, bro one hour one hour one hour one hour
What do we do for one hour about the rent a
Chat by the rent a for one hour by the rent a
But the rent a for one hour, but also if you guys could tell me bro if I
Was also see so what's always says a wow?
Dozee doze out so
More than we call hamster or cook chat
Yo wait, chat, this is my thing bro, this is my like little like kind of my thing.
Y'all know that I'm a gamer right?
I'm a gamer bro, like I'm a gamer, but I really do need to find a house in a bit bro because
um chat y'all know that I don't have um like I don't have a house.
Like chat I don't have a house and in two weeks I need to move out in two weeks.
I need to move out in two weeks, bro.
I need to move out in two weeks.
So I need to find a house.
Just rent a basement out for now.
Yeah, bro, let me just rent a basement out for now.
Do you think I'm like some type of dungeon dweller?
What is your necklace like?
I think it's 17 homeless IRL streams.
Yo, what are you guys talking about?
Chad, did you guys enjoy gaming streams, bro?
Or do y'all like my IRL slash desktop streams?
Or do y'all like my gaming streams?
Both.
W, bro.
IRL.
a little bit more IRL would be nice well I mean I guess that's why we do those
like I guess that's why we do those like China marathons and Japan marathons
and shit like that I can't wait to go to I can't wait to go to China and get
radiant bro and valor and chat low-key bro if the legal legends blows up and it
does really good and I get challenger and like eight months to a year and it
does really good well maybe we start a challenger around the world maybe we
start a challenger around the world IRL stream bro
that's ambitious why would even pipe down both I don't think you guys
understand bro I am a gamer I was born a gamer I I am going to be the best
gamer on earth I am the best game on earth but I will become the best game
on earth on paper I'm gonna get great I'm gonna get valor and radiant every
every single world, every single continent, every single where
then I'm gonna get challenger everywhere
then I'm gonna get, what's the next game after that?
I don't even fucking know
So what are the top three games that we should get?
What is like, what is like, what is like games we should get around the world?
Like the top ranking around the world
You're still ugly
Bar, I'm not ugly brother, good
Stop
Valorant's
League of Legends
I don't know what I don't know.
What if I can say to Roleblocks?
If you guys said Roleblocks, bro.
A master in Korea is Challenger NA.
A master in Korea is Challenger NA.
Is that true?
Why always competitive games?
I mean...
I don't know.
I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I don't know.
Loki, my next- I told this before.
My next story mode-
My next story mode, Muradon,
is gonna be God of War.
Where is he going?
Well, I don't know what that is, bro.
I already got too much shit on my plate.
Okay
What about last of us already did it
I already did it bro. I already did it bro. I already did it bro
Hey Siri message Drake and tell him w album
Okay, but every time I say Drake a bro is Drake like secretly jinxing I don't understand
Like every time I ask Siri to message Drake, it goes to Jinxie.
I don't understand, bro. I don't understand.
Nightman, baby, why are you so cold?
I need a new mousepad, bro. I have like coffee stains all over my mousepad.
I'm watered.
Take the go-go, Slarkson!
Oh.
Slarkson.
Two, two, two, come on.
Target down.
Slarkson sight.
No peeking.
Slash player standing.
Fuck!
There was a 1v1 the chamber remade.
The chamber remade.
Fuck, bro.
Fuck, bro.
Wait, what?
I'm so confused.
This game is so dead, it's dead, I mean 100% is dead, bro.
Chat, what do you guys think they have to do to like, res Valorant into the like once
that, like in once the game how it was, once.
Like, do you guys think Valorant, like, what do you guys think is a bigger game right now?
Valorant or Siege?
you know I don't know I feel like it's just weird like I don't know maybe a
cold like Loki inflated everyone bro but boo like I feel like gaming and it's
not even that I don't enjoy gaming I just feel like every game is dead now
I feel like back guys are gonna walk in now I feel like back in the day gaming
was like way bigger so maybe I'm trippin like I don't know maybe I'm trippin
like why I remember siege I remember playing siege on console when it first
came out and it was so big I remember playing Valorant when it was so big I
remember playing um I remember playing um I need to turn off rapid trigger on this
and this
So I love him for night is for night they killed for night bro, but they deserve that they fucking they're so steeper
It's for my still big chap
Yo, what's for you guys
I think gaming is dying due to phase disbanding.
No, I don't think so
No, no, no, no, no, so well, I know gt6 is gonna be a big game. I
Mean bro, it's just like Call of Duty 2 Call of Duty is dead
No, well check y'all remember like buying a new call of duty every year because it was just such a good game and every game was so good
But like now call of duty is kind of like I don't I can't remember the last time I bought a car
like I don't even buy the new cards anymore they're just fucking dead they're
so shit
bring them down like Cold War and W-19 was like the last good cause it's my
I think.
I'm firing at the site.
Spike down A.
One main. One main. One main.
One more main. One more main. Two main.
Double smoked wall dance.
Speak faster.
oh my god cold war was the end of god in my opinion yeah i i think so too lowkey
Yeah, I
Mw4 is hyped. What do you mean bottom up for four more for four is a thing?
Model for four is a thing
Yo, oh, it's a new game. That's a new game. Yo
Never announced it. You guys are gonna stop using this for about
What they are to do a trailer that they are to do a trailer
We're talking
What was everyone's last favorite game
I
Someone said split gate what the fuck are you stupid drop this guy's dead see the gate, bro
Little fuck said split gate
No, I'm not gonna lie though chat. I'm not gonna lie though splitgate one not to
Splitgate one for the first one week guys. Tell me did y'all not think that game was gonna be a game of the year for a second
For a second bro like the job
Well, I really want to work at riot to make the comp seem more dynamic
Balanced and fun and introduce a new mode for competitive play
I mean, the only way this fits this game is, I don't even know what they got to do, bro.
First of all, they got to get these retards off my team.
I'm outta here!
Run here!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
you guys can run bro please holy fuck just want to come
here one thousand one thousand one thousand one enemy remaining
I can't wait to try my new bed bro do beds really matter it comes in three
weeks, but Chad, do beds really matter? Like, will I notice a difference? Am I gonna like
get better sleep quality out of a bed?
I kind of like what we're doing here, you know? What are we doing?
That's surprising them. Like, they can't hear us.
We know what we're doing.
Have you not slept in a hotel like an insanely bed? No, not really.
I
Really never ever like go to hotels
I'm excited to sleep on my new bed
Christ, you're fear!
One enemy remaining.
Rarely with the 14 months, I love you, God bless you.
If you get a bag sweetened you can make a huge difference in sleep quality but get an earlier night and earlier wake up too would also help.
You stream way too late? Well no today is just late bro because I did a 12 hour stream yesterday. It was like literally impossible.
Like my old bed was like $500 and it was from Costco and it came out of a box that was like squished in.
and
We'll sit down get a waterbed fuck is a waterbed
You get work you don't make a man. What the fuck is a waterbed chat? Yeah, they made space
One enemy remaining, flawless.
A bed that's filled with water?
Why would you want to get a water bed?
It sounds cool though, it sounds cool like sleep on water.
They were popular in the 80s and 90s, no one does it now.
You guys got naked ops?
Huh?
You chambered?
You think he's going to bottom up?
Nah.
What if it pops one day and you wake up drowning?
Let's take what they have.
What if it pops another night and you drown?
I was a bad re-swing man, that was such a bad re-swing from me bro.
Re-swing man.
It's three, three, three.
Okay.
the rest is you drowned the reward is to get a good night's sleep what the fuck
is that high-risk low-reward ass fuck I got you here yeah I'm under each huh
imagine the recoil from the water bed while you're giving a girl back shots
though. What the fuck, Mark?
This is like on...
It was on the ground, I'm not even sure what it was.
My ult's ready!
Bro, hold everything please. Just hold underneath me.
Come on, walk out.
Is it both?
One enemy remaining. Last player standing.
I
Someone said F1 F1, I'm not playing apex what the fuck what do you mean F1 you retarded
Sleep is so overrated. No no chat. Well, can someone help me bro, bro
Yeah
Sorry, but I need...
No, I need KJ to let me buy.
Oh, KJ, do you want to sell?
You say you say, okay.
Jepo, can someone help me roll?
I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes.
Not sometimes, all the time, bro.
Is that because I have a bad head, or is that just my body?
I
Waked up like once or twice every night
It might be
It doesn't always happen, yes, but recently I started drinking caffeine every day, and
I also have an ADHD.
It's because somehow you aren't getting enough air even though you have that big ass nose.
It also might be that, maybe, like chat.
Is it normal that when I breathe in from my nose, it closes like this?
Chamber walked up the last time.
I can buy you KJ.
You're gonna buy me a shotgun.
Is that normal? Like actually all trolls aside.
Thank you.
Is this supposed to do that?
I guess same thing. We go B, split.
I can't breathe!
I'm here!
Get up!
My ult's ready!
Lucky sight!
Shocking!
Where are you?
Here we go!
Die here!
Run away in heaven.
Please don't do that I almost suffocated you are stealing my air.
They're all fucking... Yeah, they're all spawned, bruh.
Oh...
Yeah, he's not there.
God.
Switching sides.
I need those magnet nose strips.
Why CDs like fucking ads?
They'll be like having trouble sleeping.
And the guy's nose opens up as much as a fucking like a fucking bro.
That is so fucking advertising.
Bro, get the fuck out of here.
guys like really put the and then the guys knows is like like boy that is so
my ass no it's just like a double barrel shotgun like literally domain
expansion like bro get the fuck out of here that is not how it works
if you open all there's any more of the oxygen on earth will be down to 0% and everyone would die
Yeah, but like y'all see how Ron takes days off sometimes am I allowed to do that like
like you know like me and Ron ended last night at like 3am I did a 12 hour stream am I allowed
to take a day off sometimes like you know no you are our slaves like how does
that even work
Where are you?
Iceman baby why you so cold?
Enemy spotted!
Spike planted!
Holy fucking smokes bro!
Oh
Yo y'all might be the best team that doesn't call I've ever had in my entire fucking life
if you have a judge in somebody anybody ever no I don't please if Jinxie
streamed 500 days in a row to stream a thousand days in a row I wish I could
give it to you I have both okay I have everything every single
guardian spawn by the way someone like isn't buying anything it's just sitting
here I'm by it okay buddy hold on now but
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but
Bring them down
Fuck much
One enemy remaining.
Like, there you are, you shit.
One dream ends, another begins.
There!
this is gonna be fun what's good that's daddy
Yeah
No me on I killed you pedophile. I killed him
To the R.R.A.C.C.A.
See.
This guy sat on an angle to judge and let both of us die!
Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him!
I'm fucking him!
I
Really nerf me on the lab they didn't nerf her
Bochal I'm getting sick of my meal preps like I you know how I've been like using the same meal preps for a year straight
Think they go B. I got sick of it, bro. I need to get a new company
Y'all know like a good meal prep company
Ah
Like planted
One enemy remaining
I am hungry though bro, store in the kitchen and make them yourself.
In a low key bro, should I just tell Hattie to make me milk reps and I pay him?
Do you use macro foods?
Yeah Drew, how the fuck do you even know that though?
The fuck?
You're actually a terrorist, Drew. How do you know that?
They're actually on to me, bro.
You're on to me. I'm gonna swap cities because of you.
It's an art, an art, an art.
or swing on your neon, swing on your now
they're in that smoke waiting for you, they're in that smoke waiting for you
fuck me my fucking parents
one enemy remaining
my ult's ready
alright, running, running along, running along
on my pain, on my pain, on my pain
sorry
I have the note in
I use Hello Fresh.
Is Hello Fresh actually good?
It's between Factor and Hello Fresh, right?
Hello Fresh.
Nice neon.
Thank you.
The teeth will check to find the fault and bark.
Okay, they're gonna measure another five times.
Too much healthy shit on Hello Fresh?
Beyond that, I'll see you later.
I mean, like, mostly, I like healthy though, bro.
Bro everybody use the end but I need calories and protein as long as I can get protein and calories. I'm good
Wait, hello fresh you still need to cook white white
What do you mean you sell that looks like hello fresh? Oh
You have to cook it
All they just give you the ingredients what the fuck
What does the point that I just go on fucking like
fucking walmart and buy the ingredients myself
off i drink a pack too much bro
grace your fear!
enemy down
bring them down
stay down
you had your fun
fight planted
my turn
I'll see you next time.
One enemy remaining.
Look inside.
Battle player standing.
Wait, you can like come on this guy instead.
You can come on him, you can come on him, just come on him.
Stick half, stick half.
He's coming really.
nice oh my god you're so good he has a bit of a delay you know got my off it's
behind you arc right there I love it I love it I love it I love it arc arc yes
thank you
stop you body and mood on bro chat y'all to see if you bought in bro the law he
else fraction but tomorrow 100,000 viewers I'll do the Asian Jeff method
bro you'll murder do you remember since there it is
bro I was there with the tryouts bro yeah bro I just couldn't move to that
city but that city is cooked no it's not a bad city bro I dropped 35 bro you were
there buddy not a bad city bro it's just like wow man I can't live there
There we go, I can't live there.
You want to play? Let's play.
Oh, in bro?
Yeah, oh in bro.
I dropped 35 kills on top. I don't think you can put me on the floor.
I dropped 35 kills on top.
Fight down mid.
I
One enemy remaining
Last player standing
10 seconds left
Spike planted
No charge fire
Lock inside
No
I brought the area up there
This is like legit my game bro
Like everyone on this game is just my son.
They don't understand how many hours I put into this game.
They don't know how many lonely nights I spent playing deathmatches,
memorizing the crosshair placement of every single map.
You know, I could leave this game and play Apex, League of Legends,
but the Valorant will never leave me because it's embedded into my body.
You're currently looking at the only human being on Earth,
the only human being on Earth,
to ever get rank one in two different continents in Valorant.
Do you understand me?
Listen bro, you can love 10s, you can suck Tarek's dick, okay?
But you'll have to respect me, bro, that's what it is.
It is what it is and it is what it is.
He's a stream.
Quote on quote, human, you're a fucking alien.
Yeah, mods need to remove this guy from my chat.
Please get that guy banned, please, thank you.
Now chat, Loki, I am a little hungry, bro.
Do y'all give me permission to go upstairs and make some meal prep?
Because I'm not gonna lie, chat, I'm pretty fucking hungry, bro.
Let's go upstairs.
Iceman, baby, why you so cold?
Yo, why do I expand you every time I do this?
I might do this y'all spam you bro. Can y'all stop? I'm not that chopped bro chill
I'm not that chopped bro. I'm not that chopped come on chill chill chill chill
Chill chill chill chill chill chill chill
That should be a turf and turf
Is it bad to have coke a cola every now and then?
Is it bad to have coke?
Should I stop drinking this?
It's coke zero.
Is it bad to have this?
Like should I just drink water instead?
Buy Mexican Coke?
Yeah bro, I love Mexican Coke but bro, when you drink a Mexican Coke, you really ingest
like 7,000 sugars bro, you really just die.
So, well, is it normal for my microwave to be this long?
Is it because I've been looking online, bro?
I've been looking online, and my new houses don't have a microwave this long.
I don't understand what the fuck is that even fucking year in real voice.
I fucking don't know what the fuck it is.
Yeah bro, I believe that is fucking every time you fucking do this shit, fuck.
Just do this shit every fucking time bro.
Jeez man, jeez man, jeez man.
I gotta look for houses, bro.
I gotta look for houses, one second.
I gotta look for houses.
Chad, would you guys have sex with me
if you were a girl?
Be honest, bro.
Be honest, bro.
Would y'all have sex with me, be honest?
No, no, no, fuck no.
Microplastics always will have micro, oh, meal prep will always have microplastics in them, that's why it's better to get a chef.
What if I pay my chef $2,000 a month for healthy food every day?
Is that good? Yes or no, chat? Is that good? Yes or no?
That's rents.
Let me call Hattie bro, let me call Hattie, let me see, chat, let me see.
Is Hattie even good at like, is Hattie even good though?
Cause what if Hattie's like a dad bro.
Chat, I'm gonna do a cooking stream minimum $50,000 a month.
Uh, is Gordon Ramsay my fucking chef?
Like, I didn't know Gordon Ramsay was my chef, bro.
$50,000 a month, and that's more than what I get paid.
Shut the fuck up, loser.
Alright.
For $24,000 a year, no one's gonna cook for your ugly ass.
Sorry about that, bro.
I smell baby, why are you so cold?
Why every time I go to a streamer talking abtdicant food, are you special?
I'm gonna put you guys in my car, Crocker. Give me one second.
I'm still flabbergasted that your nose is longer than...
You're the n***a in your microwave.
Oh, f*** you, bro.
It smells bad moonga.
Why are you showing the POV of the tip of our nose?
All right chat can we go house shopping for a little bit bro chat can we go house shopping
for a little bit while I eat my food?
Muno, when are we starting the new clipping campaign?
Uh, when I find my new house, hopefully, bro.
Look, I need to worry about finding my house first before I even worry about a clipping campaign, bro.
Cause I can't find- someone said queso waiting for me.
Sarah with the tier one gift sub, I love you.
Let's watch YouTube chat.
Chat, do y'all want me to watch YouTube or should we find a house to live in?
Know your location?
No, you're not allowed to know where I live. Fuck $2,500 a month minimum at least so we don't get any fucking
There's literally no houses, bro, it's like it's not gonna matter doesn't matter, bro
Check Twitter why
I
Nothing's on Twitter, thank God
I'm gonna be on a shot. There's no like good. So there's no good fucking house for me, bro
Let's just get this segment. I'm not gonna find a house, bro
Hey, bro, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you all right all right damn, bro
The story of Tenzin Kite at 20 million views
legitimately insane bro. I mean what do we even watch bro? I tried the number one hotel
in the world. 40 minutes on this building are you crazy? Afternoon I am in Hong Kong and tonight
I have booked. Yeah should we try should we try the number one hotel when we go to Hong Kong?
the cheapest room in the best number one voted hotel in the world the hotel is
called the Rosewood in Hong Kong and it is literally just been voted number one
in the world's best 50 hotels this hotel is supposed to be unbelievable it's
got over 10 restaurants the spa is supposed to be amazing and I've brought
the weather from the UK
I'm gonna show you up to the room to explore about the room like I did, I'll be an agent.
So that means one second to get up on the table.
No problem, thank you.
So from Mr. Wilson, this is Leo from Mr. Wilson.
Hi, how are you?
You well?
I'm looking for you up to the room.
Hold on, people.
And are they completely fully booked or can you go?
I usually fully booked it.
Chat, have you all ever stayed in like a shitty ass hotel or motel
that you guys thought you was going to get robbed?
Inspire on this one.
So actually, every guest spot we have a salon area like this.
You have a salon on every floor.
There you go.
So they have a salon, a salon on every floor.
The extension of your living room.
So I've never seen this in a hotel.
So each floor has a lobby next to the elevator.
24 to 40, yes.
Ah, okay.
And what's the reason behind it?
Is it just...
Just an extension of your room.
Part of your family?
Looks like you're doing a good job here.
What the fuck?
We've got ribs, potatoes, we've got everything.
And we do have like two sides of the counter.
We just have a big hold in between right?
Yeah, yeah.
So it's a price.
How?
Improved posture because my heavy bag.
And I'll come out.
If you want to go tight at your middle, straight and turn right.
Perfect.
Nathan, thank you.
And cold water to massage your body.
Oh, wow.
So you lie on this and this is the shower.
Honestly, I think this is the boat.
I went and got a massage by a Chinese lady in my city, bro, and I swear to God, I don't know if it's normal.
Sure, it's taking my pants off, bro.
Like butt naked. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me stay in my boxers, bro.
She almost took my pants off like my boxers. She wanted the massage. We naked.
That thing. Is that a normal thing?
The despair I've ever been to, it just keeps going and going and going and going.
So this is like the room after you have a massage you come in here.
Yes.
So I recommend the tea for you.
Fenn cha and tea.
No one is seeing my shit on soft.
I had to keep my, I had to keep my boxes on bro.
I had to.
No one's seeing my shit on soft.
Fenn cha is a green tea from Japan.
Okay.
Mixed with roast brown rice.
It has smell from rice.
Just mean caramelized.
Just mean...
Sleep.
What's wrong dear?
It says Rosanna Ferretti and this will be the total amount.
Okay.
I'm gonna miss this spot.
Ah.
I'm 13.
As soon as you come through the door, you greeted with this corridor.
You literally come straight down here and there you have it.
There's the hotel.
I don't think they would be able to see anything.
No.
What?
One day ago, 1.5 million views on my watch.
I met her on Fortnite.
guy got caught hiding in a 14 year old closet for a week straight meeting her
from fortnight.
What's up man?
She's 14 years old.
I made sure she got home safe.
Pretty much the friendly neighborhood explainer.
He described what was surrounding White Boy crawling in and out too.
I have a whole bunch of old emails saved from them.
Screen chat is one of that.
Fuck you, fuck you, oh, fuck you.
Shut up, bro.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
15th, 2025, police in Oshkosh, Wisconsin
receive reports that a man has been seen
climbing in and out of a 14 year old girl's bedroom window.
What follows is an investigation
that would uncover disturbing details
and a parent's worst nightmare come true.
What's on your neck?
My neck?
No, two nights of march.
The following is based on official police records released to date.
And the footage has never been seen before until now.
Following the unsettling call, reporting that a man was
well, how does someone break in your house for a week straight
and you don't even know?
Seeing crawling out of a teenage girls window.
Officers find 19 year old Zachary Boat where he's lording a few
streets away from the home.
Yeah.
So we, we got a call who's up over here.
We gotta call it again, best to get okay?
Where you're essentially the suspect of this stuff going on, okay?
Yeah.
Do you have any weapons or anything on you?
Well don't reach for it, Jesus dude.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here, here you go.
When...
Yo.
Uh, excuse me?
Jesus Christ.
When police ask you for a weapon, don't reach for it.
Don't reach for it.
No.
Don't reach for your pocket.
Bro.
Yo.
Yo, if I was a cop, I would have shot this dude.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
And maybe that's why I'm not a cop, okay?
Maybe that's why I'm not a cop.
But I would have emptied the clip with this guy in GTA if I was a cop, bro.
This guy's tripping me out, bro.
Do you have any weapons on you?
Yeah, I do.
Can I search you? Yes you can! Yes you're allowed to search me!
Bro, relax!
If I just said that.
Sorry, dude.
Zack reveals that he traveled from Westchester, Pennsylvania to Oshkosh, an almost 25 hour
trip by train, and arrived last night. He's come all this way to meet someone he befriended
while playing Fortnite.
Him a retired sergeant from Jersey don't ever be a cop to the job is terrible. Have you be?
Yeah, would you want to be a cop look well out of ambulance is already out of like
Chet out of being like the medical guys that like the ambulance the fire truck or a police or a police officer
What would y'all want to be?
I would be a cock just to shoot slasher rest to you.
The girl who is 14 will be referred to as SF in order to protect her identity.
So you guys said how long have you guys been talking for?
A year.
A year?
Yeah.
Almost a year actually.
Eight months to be exact.
Okay.
I've been planning to follow her.
Did she know that she was sneaking in to her house?
So last minute thing,
because I was going to travel the world.
Okay.
So I'm not trying to be
You're my language,
keep my fridge home.
So it was like a last minute thing?
Yeah, I was already planning to go-
Hey, Mude, fuck you.
I'm like close the entire world.
I don't have a passport,
so I was just going to stay in the US, obviously.
But my first journey was going to start,
We already went through Chicago.
I already went through Chicago and everything.
I went all over the place.
Yeah.
My current goal, I want to get to Italy.
So I'm going to get a passport somewhere around.
Anywhere near here, is there any good spots I can go?
Like a library or something?
Hey, Muga, she knows that.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Shut up!
This cracker tapped me.
What were you guys doing?
Walking around.
We literally just got her stuff for her dad.
I actually went out and bought her stuff for her dad because his father said I don't laugh with dad so I pretty much
want to bless everybody else. I hate seeing people upset. I can't. We're always having anyone upset so I gave her money for stuff from the dollar store. We went to the dollar store.
Showed at the dollar store, got her stuff for her dad.
Mulder, cutie and off your stream so my ears can stop bleeding.
Nothing weird. I'm gonna go explore here. Well, not here, but I'm going on
Guys, have you been around? Well, this guy's tweaking out
I'm gonna go explore the round the world, you know
And you know, I hate to see people upset and I hate to see people upset
So I gave her money to go to the thing and on top of that, you know
I feel all let me go. I'm gonna go explore. Oh, by the way, have you all explored?
Like, bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, chill, bro. Holy fuck. This guy's larping, bro
know. You know, anywhere that's like, try to be their friend. He's like trying to use
like the reverse psychology and be their friend so they can let him off. Keep him dying to
go through. Why always when I join your stream, you're always eating. Why they're there. The
officer asks if Zach has ever been to SF's house. Did you go into her house at all? No,
I want you to find out where he is.
And I know where he is somewhere else.
I'll make sure she gets home soon.
Pretty much the family never gets married anymore.
There's a few big chores.
Moota why are you watching a video of yourself?
It's corny.
Tell me.
like I said, I don't know how old I just came here. I explore. I leave. That's what I do.
While this conversation is taking place, SF's father is also speaking with officers.
So we're going to handle it at this point, given that there's not at this point evidence of that,
but that's what we're trying to determine. So a couple things though. We need to get our phone,
just in case there is evidence on there that would suggest that he is, you know,
Um, any activity between the two pictures, whatever it might have you text back and forth,
but that's all stuff.
She she's 14.
19.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Bro.
14 and 19.
Are you serious, bro?
She can't give consent to any of that, you know, and he knows that so, um, do you think
the best if I grab it or if you get it?
Obviously it's your phone.
So, I already had it, we're about time.
The 14 year old's phone would eventually reveal
not only a series of stomach-churning messages,
but the disturbing real reason Zach has come to visit her.
Her father gives an account of what led him
to call the police.
So, just give me a back story on what.
So basically they met back in honestly last fall
former Snapchat.
Did you know about this mail prior to today?
They met back on Snapchat and developed an online
long-distance relationship once I became aware of him once I became aware he
was 18 at the time we put a kibosh on it SF's parents restricted her
what does that mean what does that mean put an end to something okay cool social
media address and attempted to also move on active fuck you much here yeah
one as far as I spoke with his mom about it because she was not aware Facebook
Okay, um, did some backtracking through him on Facebook chat when I have a kid, bro
I'm not letting that kid access the internet
until
they are
Okay, can I be honest?
Can I be honest came who to just want to say something nice since everyone is being mean thank you like that
H-bo
Yo, is this a bad thing or a good thing if I have a daughter. I'm not gonna lie. She's not allowed to have a boyfriend until she's 16
16, okay? Second of all, you must be back in the house at 8 p.m. every day until you're 15.
Okay? Also, if you're a girl, you will not have access to a phone until you're 6th...
14 14 you're not gonna have a phone until you're 14 years old you can have a computer
you can't have a phone until you're 14 years old you're not allowed to have a boyfriend
until you're 16 years old if I have a son I will buy that man condoms all right yo just
be honest with me 21 be honest with me bro you want to go have sex well that's all good
bro i've been there done that bro if it's a daughter though you're getting stuck inside
my house till you're 16 years old i don't give a fuck bro it is what it is it's just what
it is what it is i'm sorry bro i'm sorry bro i'm sorry i'm sorry bro
so count as aunt then she directed me to her mom uh to his mom and uh she's i would hate for you
to be my father you know this is wildly inappropriate you're gonna be yourself in a whole world of
trouble here and as far as we knew that was more or less the end of it I had
suspicions is that wrong though check if you guys have a daughter or a son who
are you gonna be more stripped on be honest me but you actually though am I
actually wrong tell me am I wrong if you have a daughter and a son who would
you be more stripped on
I don't know if my son has sex at like 13 years old I had sex when I was 13
the fuck okay actually can I get careful for that I retract my statement I retract
my statement I retract my statement
well I was bull I retract my statement who with who a girl that was also 14
though so we're in the same age we were in the same age but like yeah I mean I
don't know maybe it's different bro maybe it's different I don't know so like I'm
Having sex with your hand doesn't count.
The only reason why I would hate for you to be my father is cause I would get that big ass news and no bitches.
And they stayed in contact.
But yeah, I agree, bro.
I feel like girls are way more vulnerable than guys, bro.
Like nine, I'm not gonna say all,
but I'm gonna say like 80% of the cases
of like sexual harassment happens up with girls.
And then like in the rare case,
the guy would get like sexually harassed.
That's just how it is.
So that's why I'd say I'd be more strict
than the girl than the guy.
For Fortnite, SF and Zach had been communicating
through other means to avoid detection,
such as email and Spotify.
What's up, Mark?
My neck?
Um, no, two nights on Mars.
Oh, well, I don't know what that's for.
You might as well just be sure to update.
I didn't want to f*** her, and if they had to know f*** her,
I just came in and literally explored.
Well, it describes me, like, how that happened.
Like, she was kissing...
If you had a daughter, she wouldn't get no man
since she would also have that big ass nose.
I was kissing her.
Okay, what else happened?
Well, if you're certain to do that, I'm sure there's more that's that's going on here. I just kiss
Okay, so it's just I'm okay
So you did not go into her house at all she came outside when you knocked on the window
Was there any any like
What did you guys have just kissing you want to consider it that way you guys are making all
No, I'm just kissing
After a little more pressure from the officers Zach admits a bit more happened between him and SF
Hey, Muda died row died from Vegas died, bro. That's what happened exactly
the next day, they contacted SF's father, telling him that they had seen SF sneaking out of her bedroom window and she wasn't alone.
Then saw, um, he described it as trying to white boy crawling in and out too.
And he said, now I've got daughters.
What time was this?
Um, that was, I must have been close to seven.
So what did you do?
white boy crawling in and out too. And he said, I've got daughters. That was, that must have been
close to seven. It was shortly before I called his bench. And he said, he hollered at him,
asked what he was doing, and he took off running. He got me out and then we walked around the house
and we couldn't find him. That was about the time I talked to her, talked to my daughter and figured
about who it was and apparently he's been in their hiding in her closet for a few days.
Really?
Yep.
Okay.
According to his mom, he left last Friday.
SF's father explains that he doesn't often go into her room, so he's not sure exactly
how long Zac may have been hiding in there, but it's likely around a week.
I'm not going to see her again today.
Okay, have that conversation, bro.
Kind of got upset.
I feel kind of bad, but I'm like, I'd really say it's hot.
Okay.
a free answer that she's gonna say it's one time.
What's your name then?
Zach.
Zach, are you willing to come back to the PDU
with us and make a statement?
Yeah, okay.
With it clear that Zach isn't being entirely honest,
he's then transported to the Oshkosh Police Department.
Oh, but would you personally buy one of these?
These kind of cars, hot car?
Yeah.
No, no.
Why wouldn't you get back this right, Zach?
Yeah, bro, you're asking way too many questions,
but you're a fucking pedophiles,
you're just gonna fuck up and just go.
Keep going, bro.
Sorry, I don't know why it's just,
Did I need any coming up or what?
I'm just like, free.
That's it.
Yeah, you're tweaking, bro, because you were talking
to a 14 year old and you're, how old was he, 19?
Die, bro, die, die.
You can tweak me, boy.
You just pat him.
Never, never, it's you.
I don't know, I don't get question my thoughts
every day when I move around.
Zach has reassured that he's free to go at any time.
Where did you like start kissing me?
Oh!
He could have left at any time, and he decided to be interrogated.
I mean, I'm glad, like I'm glad he's retarded, and he got caught.
Like, I'm glad.
This guy's just retarded, though, but I'm glad he got caught.
like yeah okay so then after you guys we wasn't making out was it just like a
little pathway yeah kind of making out but not like actually in no time she
don't know I'm trying to just on my man how fucking big is this guy's eyes bro
What the fuck?
I think that's about it. Don't close your mouth from the mouth.
You're touching their rolls?
I'm not kidding. I think you're like making out with a girl like...
No, I'm not trying to catch her in on STD, man.
I'm pretty sure no 14-year-old has a fucking STD, bro.
Like, you're the one with the STD, bro.
Slow down there, pal.
slow down there bro. I can't trust that. See, can I just say it's a little scary. No, I ain't trying to do none of that. No, change my tongue.
I can't watch it. I'm like cringing bro. Not even that. Just the fun. That's what this was. Just, that's fun.
That ain't no good. I might be a hard breaker for that, but that ain't it.
No matter what Zach claims, SF's phone tells a different story.
Her and Zach's relationship, like, were they, was it s**t or was it, did she say anything to you?
To me, no. Pretty much. And I have a whole bunch of old emails saved from them, screenshots and whatnot.
Really?
Um, a lot, much of it, much of it, very s**t and graphic and nature.
Okay.
Oh.
But all the stuff they want to do to each other and...
would you like give us consent to go through your phone to see I mean I'm not saying that we don't
trust you or anything but just to see like if there was any text messages or anything like that
in between your eyes the thing is I was you know there's her story and there's your story right
there's suicides to every story right and that's kind of what we're trying to find out is no just
ask her because I need my phone right now. No your phone's right here watch
me it's like put us together and like can we just help you with together. No.
No. No. No. I don't know. Is there any reason? The only reason is because I have a lot of gay
way not gay stuff but stuff that would be weird for you to see like literally
I'm sure I've seen a lot weirder stuff like I'm not here to like judge like whatever you're into
no I'm not then I'm in so it's the sugar that's all I'm talking to you about it's the excellent
You pretty much catfish men in the
You know guys funny story bro, I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of like low-key like bro back when I was in grade 9
I gotta add on snapchat by like this really really good-looking like
like good looking like like girl and she was so freaky bro and I was talking to her for
like a week two weeks and we were like like kind of like you know we're like we were like
chilling you know you know all on snap never seen her face like never never never video
called um and then uh one day um I asked a video call and uh it was a guy
um and uh yeah yeah
Yeah.
What?
According to court documents, Zach admitted that he and an ex-girlfriend would send pictures to men,
asked them for photos at return, and then demand money in exchange for-
Wasn't this like illegal?
Isn't this illegal?
So this guy admitted to a second crime that didn't need to be admitted to.
No girl that is a 10 tenths is adding you.
You just flirted with a man glad you finally admitted you are gay.
He also admitted to trying to do this with SF.
What?
You never tried that.
And I haven't personally, now.
I can't say I haven't.
Given that SF is a minor,
the officers once again attempt to establish
how much Zack knows about her age.
Did she ever tell you how old she was?
No.
How old did you think she was?
16, 17, I'm more than 19,
so I wouldn't be able to tell you.
She was like 16 or 17?
At least, yeah.
I met in my eyes, there was a four year thing
Where I was from as long as there's no
I'm just
Is there's no way that's not you be going um
Like you know how much you I do. Yeah, oh dear god. Can I hear it? Oh?
This guy talks like he's smart
This guy talks like he's light yagami bro
This guy talks like light yagami dear god
Do you know oh god tell me tell me oh god
Tell me oh dear god. It's like yo, yo, yo, we know bro. We know you know, bro
We know you know you're not light bro. You're not light. You're not L. You're not light
You're not no bro. You're bro. Just you know
While this conversation is taking place
Officers at the home receive permission to enter SF's bedroom where Zach has apparently been hiding for the past week
What the fuck is this room an SF's room they find a black machete
Some of Zach's tank tops is diploma Xbox and blu-ray player. Oh, are you okay?
This is just literally I'm gonna go ahead and say this bro. I'm gonna go ahead and say this
This is the family's fault. This is 100% the family's fault. How do you not go into your kids room for weeks?
Like obviously you're just shit at parenting bro
You're just shit at parenting if you're a good parent if you were a good dad you this would never happen
This would have never happened you would have noticed the signs right away if you were closer with your kids
She would have told you shit. She wouldn't have hiked a head shit from you
This is 100 100 100 percent the parents fault here. Okay?
100% you can't blame the kid because both it's just 14 years old. She doesn't know anything. She's retarded
Yes, obviously like you can blame her but she's a victim. This is a hundred percent the parents fault, bro
You like true silence. Yeah, yeah, I
Think you're full
That is the first valid thing I've heard you say today everything else was just bullshit.
It's time to be honest.
All right, what do you mean by that?
I know your messenger. I know a lot more than you think I know.
All right.
Okay, so it's time to be honest.
Yes.
So tell me about what's going on.
So I'm pretty much dating this girl for September to now.
And well fucking grab that drink like when I grab it when I'm on an e-date with 30 girls
Yo, if y'all go back to that e-date, bro, if y'all go back to that e-date on YouTube, bro
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god the second. I'm on an e-date with the girl
Grab the yo this guy's nervous, bro
I can move her pretty much.
I ain't banging or nothing.
I didn't talk about it until I did the action.
That's cool.
That's a year old pressure.
His lock screen is an image of two hands held together
by their pinky fingers.
In the middle of the screen are the words together.
And the date October 3rd, 2024, the day he says
he started dating 14 year old SF.
Just be straight up like what type of things
are you guys talking about?
I'm just going to say no.
much other like stupid like we'll be normal and then we're in a not at all did i want to
no did i love her in a way yeah okay was it intense like that no see if i'm saying that
context i'm not doing it i'm not doing it okay i'm okay i'm i know i am i'm not gonna go into
Oh, oh, yeah, no, I'm not actually doing it.
Officers reported that in messages to SF, Zack wrote,
quote, I own you, you're mine.
Throughout the messages,
Zack tells her on a continuous basis that he needs her,
can't be without her, and that she is his.
So when you guys were messaging back and forth,
back and forth on Junior about like this,
it was so disgusting.
Like this, like a photo sent by either of you,
like, did she send you anything?
Did you send her anything?
Was there anything like that?
Not really.
The very first was like October or something, that's it.
And it's deleted.
She had it on her phone, not mine.
Yeah, you can work on uploading those ones
to that link again.
Yeah, so maybe a bunch of them, especially ID-ing
because they don't see what's busted.
Try finding the more graphic ones.
Well, many of the conversations.
Imagine having your dad go through that shit, bro.
Imagine having your own dad.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
It's between Zach and SF work graphic and nature
They also discussed running away together if they got caught
And one message Zach refers to her
This is Juliet
When confronted by
And one message Zach refers to
And if we got caught then so what
We can run away together my Juliet
Bro you need to die
You need to die
There's something wrong with you
You need to die
You need to get hit by a train bro
NGTA 5
You need to die
Bro you're a platform bro
to her as his Juliet when confronted by the investigators Zat finally cracks
dude just be straight
this is your time tell your side of things
we ain't going to harm
no
no
no
No, just one time, it wasn't even like anything serious.
You guys had a **** that night?
Just a bitch with Howard Lennon.
And that's what I'm even more worried about.
You were a rubber?
No, let's put up an M.
yourself.
Did you say, did you say, did you say, did you say?
I went by myself and went back to the street.
Because my body obviously is, you guys aren't able to contain him.
No past question.
He tries to come back here.
Right.
Well, I mean, at the very least I have enough to bring him to jail on fourth degree assault.
Okay.
to be honest man like yeah i'm sorry i was a bit nervous earlier i told you if i have to piss
i'm not gonna really talk much because i'm not trying to piss i'm trying to think of something
else but dude i'm gonna be honest i don't i don't need to die i have zero purpose and i didn't
you know i can get you in more trouble it's worse if you die just be honest get your life together
and move on we never met we're all good i go home you're good you're good
You're not a bad person, you're just broke in a bad area.
Yeah bro, you're never getting released, bro.
Bro thinks he's going to, bro thinks he's going home.
You're going to the sandpaper room, bro.
You're going to the sandpaper room, bro.
With Zach's belief that he's headed home
after this conversation, he's in for a rude awakening.
And I don't want to have a face to wall
and put your act on your back, okay?
You?
So here's the deal.
Is he still wearing her fuckers?
So here's the deal.
We're gonna be taking out for a son of a child and then using a your device to
for something. Okay, can you be sure? Yeah, I got you.
I need a guy standing right there. Um, I still don't want to really be able to do that.
Hey, what's your name? I'm like, we cool. Yeah, you're right.
I think that you're good. God, I don't even know what I was doing.
Can you tell me, before I make that decision, what was it?
According to police documents, Zach eventually admitted that his mother told him SF was only
14 after she'd been contacted by SF's dad.
He explained his reason for continuing the relationship despite the age difference was
that he loved her, and it was a different feeling than he had experienced with anyone
else.
We're good man.
We all good.
We're good.
I'm just doing my job.
Yeah, you're good, bro.
Zachary Boat was charged with second degree assault of a child,
use of a computer to facilitate a child crime,
and exposing a child to harmful material.
He pled not guilty, and in October 2025,
all charges were dismissed by the...
AHHHHHHH!
What does that mean?
His case was then picked up by the federal court, and Zack was charged with travel with
intent to engage in illicit conduct with a minor, production of child, and coercing
a minor for unlawful activity.
In a letter to the judge, Zack wrote that he takes full responsibility for his actions.
He pled guilty to the production of child.
As part of his plea agreement, the other two charges were dismissed.
He was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Following the completion of his sentence he will be on supervised release for 15 years
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15 years?
That's a lot bro that guy's fucked
15 years is a lot
That guy's fucked now on iOS Roku Amazon fire Apple TV
15 because he pled guilty that's insane 15 years is a lot bro
I'm honestly he deserves every year bro every year
Geez
Yeah, I mean he deserves that he deserves that bro. How long did he get? He got 15 years bro.
We got 15 years.
I thought it was gonna be like five years.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Yo, it's they like gonna snake me out.
Like, where's this guy bro?
Yo, where you at?
How old was he I think it was 18 and I think it was 19 and the girl was 14
Disgusting man
Wait what's radiant now?
Radiant is 300RR
Wait, since when is Radiant 300RR?
What?
Radiant is 300RR?
Well, I can do that shit with my balls.
Y'all was saying it was good, bro.
Oh, it was good.
I'm restarting my PC.
That's why I started it.
Oh
I'm restarting my PC. That's why I didn't pick up
Now I was just chilling bro, I was chilling. I was playing some flow bro. That's what I'm saying
Just chilling and shit just chilling
I won my game bro, this game is so easy bro
Bro your career is looking good right now holy shit
Did you see it bro?
Your career is looking good
Bro I don't lose bro, I don't lose bro
Fucking hell I wonder why man, fucking Win Trader
Bro what?
Bro why is my PC black bro?
All right, bro. I want to get my I want to get my diamond today, bro. Let's go. Very
let's go. Let's go. What will we got? What we got? Who we who we playing with? We do
a Q&A today. I think I got one person, bro. Who you got? I think let me call him real quick.
I have that that that
Yeah
Yep
The man the myth the legend
You sure right now I am why look I come
Listen bro. I have a question to ask you
it was good do you want to help me get diamond in Predator or what the fuck
sorry do you want to help me get diamond in apex legends I'm down bro I'm
looking trying to get down around to I've hit diamond like a couple days ago
or like last season but I could reset some of them anymore so you're now to
get do you want to become a predator with me um yeah I'm down to become a
Predator in any puts
Alright, bet bro, bet, alright, get on, alright?
I'm gonna actually call me you and Zing, alright?
I'm actually done, I'm actually done
Let's go bro, alright, let's go
Not bad
Yo!
Yo, who we go for?
I got the man, the myth, the legend, King Zerobro, jeeb, do you know who that is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know King Zerobro
Alright, let's go
Oh shit, I need that account out. Wait, let me look on that shit. Let me see. By the
way, Zane! What's good, bro? Tell me. I've been practicing, bro. You've been practicing?
Wait, when? Yesterday night, bro. Yesterday night? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Hey, what off stream? Yes, sir. Yes. Nah, say walla. No way. I don't believe you know a
Wow, I just like to my face
I better that you can wait I came to the corner
What are we saying chat we guys up to tonight for 2 fucking days, 1am bro, can't even speak
loud.
How are you guys doing tonight chat, how are you guys doing?
I
Saw weekend was good, bro
Yo, how'd you like ice man?
I can't lie bro. I actually like it a lot. I know my favorite song bro. Let me send you my favorite song
All of the guests, uh
No, I guess guess guess. Oh, it's gotta be national treasures Janice. Shut the fuck up or make them. No
No, this one wait wait wait wait wait.
Red Salmoner?
No.
Dust?
I mean it's from Habibi so like.
No, it's from Habibi.
Oh, uh it's WholeFace.
No no no, so High Five.
WNBA?
What the fuck you like this one?
It's your favorite song.
Bro that song is so good man.
It's so good.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I'm so glad.
I
Think low-key Drake like was targeting other audiences when he made this when he made this the songs no, no, no
No, I can't like I really like national treasures
Make make them remember and make them make them cry and whisper my name to whisper my name is probably my favorite from ice man honestly
I
Brought you to get on to fuck you
Yeah, that's me bruh I'm on for today. I'm platform today. Yeah, that's what today
Let me add a canes there in the call. We got kinsor. I bet
Hey Siri message Drake and tell him good job on the album
Here's what I heard to jinxie bro. Yo, why is it bro? Oh my god
One million dollar house fucking big as a pool
Kingsville
I don't know why Kings are the answer to this guy, you want to play one mode before until
you get to the top?
Yeah.
Alright, there it is.
Yo, Kane.
Yo.
What a new flight crew, FTC!
Flight team's here.
Yo.
That was good, bro.
That was a good boy.
What's your thing, bro?
What's your thing?
My steam or like my Apex?
Your steam, your steam.
Okay.
My steam or like my apex your steam your steam. Okay. Let me send my friend good
So my come I have a 20 day since band record don't question that it was on
Rainbow six siege and they false ban me bro. So I don't know what the fuck was about that
What?
Yeah, bro, they think I was cheating but then they found out I was cheating
Seven years ago in the band. So I thought like that's like always why they banned you because like that
It was because of that
All right
Just kind of shameless bro
Do you do you believe in that keen like like like should they just unbend me bro if I cheated when I was 15 years old?
My lucky free cane man. He did nothing wrong. Yeah, I think they definitely should unbend you like I see there like they're like viewpoint on it
Yeah, it's all good
Did they know that I have 17 different alt accounts with spoofers all on them?
So I'm playing off stream. It doesn't really matter. No, what was that like stream idea? I heard you say you said you're gonna like
Keep making accounts and playing on stream while trying to hitch him. Yeah, I'm gonna hit on
I'm gonna hit I'm gonna hide my name put a box over it put stream remote on and literally try to
For a way, they just like literally instantly then you let there's no other like that
Don't they can't because there's a because I could just put on stream mode and hide my name
So how they gonna know what my username is?
Like hide the enemy names to ensure. Yeah, there's a setting where you can hide everything
There's a setting where you can hide the enemy name your name and everyone's name in the lobby
Right, I'm not seeing that idea. I'm not like I don't think it's gonna work how
They can get it off match ID by the way, but yeah chat, but what the fuck's written?
How are they gonna find what the match ID is?
All right, y'all ready?
Oh, I'm ready to go, man.
It's fucking late over here.
No, check the IP address, bro.
I use a VPN.
Are you Australian?
No, no.
From London, bro.
Oh, god.
It's a London U, man.
It's a London U. How many people have you stabbed, Zayn?
Keep it a buck, me, bro.
Uh, 600.
What the fuck?
Everyone in my neighborhood.
What the fuck?
Oh, they're making a lag.
Yeah, maybe like a week or two I'm trying to get the highest rank in every game.
So I'm going to get Predator, I'm going to get Predator, and once I'm up Predator I'm
going to go kill a champion in Siege, and once I'm in Siege I'm going to become a challenger
in League of Legends bro.
It is hard, it is hard, it's hard.
I started playing this game when I got banned.
This game is fun, I won't lie though, it's very challenging though bro, it's very very challenging, I'm not gonna lie.
No it's hard, if you make any mistakes you're actually dead.
You're literally dead I know.
You can't play like a dumbass.
No, you didn't have good mechanics and good in...
By any means, about positioning I'm not gonna lie.
Yes, positioning so yeah.
Are you talking about apex?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, someone else, gen master.
Oh fuck, I gotta fucking put my cheats on you.
But I thought we should have been diamond, you know?
We what?
We shouldn't have been diamond? What do you mean?
Yeah, like one time they picked us where we were right here.
Yeah, it broke us cause, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, that was cause I was on the other thing, the other.
Oh, okay.
you like the drop zone more wait no I know no yeah like I've hit it like I
hated that like I almost like stop playing for a sec from just kind of like
landed like five people yeah oh yeah like I like that I'm just die right away
I
I'm gonna shoot
You can go to like that guy that gun on them those are gonna shotgun on there
I mean, I don't know I'm dead
We want to speak one on high one on high
How am I alive?
Oh my god
Why are you
They are good, but like you know they are is it better it really no oh
So never does this game like all guns are like balance. I feel like
Yeah, I don't feel like anything is like bad or broken
I never use it though but I hear it's like so good for breaking doors
Wait, what's that guy doing? What's that guy doing in the yard here?
Oh, what?
I told y'all I heard something wrong.
Who's standing in the corner? Is it 3xR?
Sweet Muda.
What was that?
What's your guys' favorite scope?
That trucks in 1x.
Let's show you this favorite Drake song like the whole time.
My favorite Drake song of all time.
Like all time, bro.
Like my like favorite one like I actually like changes so much
Oh
It's more a bit of rare
Yeah
What's your favorite song of the new album though?
Yeah, it's gotta be fucking either National Treasures or...
Something Shippin' Fuck Up
Yeah, the Shippin' Fuck Up Jinnies
That's my favorite one
We're the people fighting here
I
Want dead one right here
One more outside
He's trying to run
I'm gonna kill them, what's fuck?
You look too looked in bruh there is no chance
oh, that was good
we only have 100 hours in this game
like recently
Where are people at?
Yeah, these guys on the 100%
I'm gonna kill them all
I'm gonna need some extendos
Yeah, this game is all about traction, right?
Yeah, it's fucking annoying, bro.
I'm like so in the Valorant mode, bro.
Why do you love shotguns so much?
Because you don't need to track with them.
Yeah, low key, that's probably why, bro.
Actually, it's probably why.
They're all fighting on the other side of this place.
Yeah, yeah, South West.
Come on.
oh chat back in the day I used to aim train a lot for like valve and CS but now not really
not really and once I have like a one shot once I do my like rank one runicons yes bro I do
we're low we're low on me so many people
stay clean i'm dead we got full finished
is that keep going like once I start my orb bro for rank one yeah
Yeah, they're purple drones here, I think.
What the fuck?
Look at this door, can we break it?
I think so, I think.
Ah man, this guy has one HP.
Shit bro, how do you get this fucking killed on everyone bro?
Wait, I dropped my x3?
Bro, I should get it
I feel like if you're good at this game it would be so fun bro
So slow, use the night full gauge
Okay, I'm getting shot at
Sorry, is my sense up to be slower?
I've reached max level
What is your sense?
1.2
That was like the way I had the miners
Huh?
It's 600, right?
Yeah, and they're all 0.6 on this game.
Oh, hang on, I have higher sense than you then.
I'm on 0.7, 1600, or 0.77.
Yeah, I'm on 0.6.
Well, maybe that's the thing.
Why do you not have fast sense on this game?
I think so, because I play like howl of those sense of vowels.
Like, I would like change it up.
I play slow sense. I play 0.1 on the vowel.
Oh, yeah, that's actually the sense on the vowel.
long way to go go higher for better tracking chat is that true should I
shop it but I don't know if it will say like higher sense of better for
tracking yeah I don't see the law to blind it
tracking slow since it's way better bro like way way better
enemy way off jump driver
I mean no choice changes the path
reloading
Last guy took the E-Lock, but...
I don't know where he went.
Probably on the front.
You guys play such a nice game.
I mean, I play 17-1-0, but I'm not as good as I was.
I'm just trying to...
I've always played me.
There's a guy on the other side.
I'm in the building.
I think I'm higher because I think it was fast.
I don't think we can trust you.
Wait, there's a guy.
I don't know. I'm probably dead.
I'm not going to have to do that.
Well, I don't want to say that.
How do you guys find people?
I'm going to have to solo. I'm probably dead.
Oh my god, wait. Oh my god, he's so bad.
Like what?
I can't even find anyone.
That's a good one.
I'm like cold streaming the match.
It's best fucking strength to you.
Yeah, that is on though?
No, no, no, you're good, you're good.
I don't have meds, I don't have meds, I only have vandies.
They're coming down to the left.
I got hella meds.
No, actually not, I only have five.
You're still slow.
I don't have like TPs.
Oh, it's not fair here.
I can throw the ship.
Am I still in zone?
Oh my god, I actually don't love it.
That was a whole trip.
It's hallucinating.
Muta, I don't know if we can count these rain cups.
Bro, stop man, it's literally like I'm trying bro.
I just can't find anyone.
Every time I find someone they're dead, but 90% of the time.
Road to Diamond getting boosted.
I
Like out of my aim
He's right here. He's finishing me slow. He's low though. He's low
Three K. Oh, yeah
Yeah, but I don't play ranks that much. I like a hundred games
This is play rank from time to time because I have scrims every day
Like a pack scrims. Yeah, bro. Yeah
Does this fade know you
I don't know it's like the only person I'm not spoken to ever
I'll trade if he's all around.
He's the dead one.
Are we looking?
I'm gonna try to get you guys up, but I have to go this way.
Yeah, I am not warmed up right now, so it's gonna take me a bit.
It's not a big deal.
So why is Shraken so hard in this game, I don't get it.
Call on MK is difficult.
It's pretty difficult.
Kay, what map do you have?
V4?
You're not a super light guy, huh?
No.
I'd like to honor Elise V4 though.
Is it a different type of thing?
Is it a different type of V4?
Knocked one knocked one. What are you doing? Knocked two, knocked two.
Oh my god, I'm dead. Crack, crack, crack. I'm down. Up to reload.
He's one, oh my, he's one. Did he one hit the dog? One hit the dog. He got Scythe.
One, one, one, one, one, one. He got the Scythe.
He's in the reds right here. He's in the reds right here.
He's right there.
If we let this
No, what's right here on the stick buddy?
I am so dead.
Wait, how many kills?
That was the last team.
I killed the whole team behind me, but I'm so confused.
Oh, Buddha, you don't have to leave the game to ready up by the way.
Oh, really?
You can stay.
I win that if I don't get ulted.
I killed the guy too.
What's one dot?
I'm better than we.
I need to warm up.
He's not warmed up, he only had 20 kills.
Yeah, he's literally not, yeah, none of it.
Don just had a fucking official wedding video.
Huh?
Is this AI?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Everything is coming to me.
Everything is coming to me.
Everything is coming to me.
that's a new matter, it's a case you know
Yo, y'all are y'all getting um, are y'all getting married anytime soon?
What?
You talking to Kane or me? Both y'all, bro. Do any of y'all want to get married soon?
Yeah, I would love to. Really? 100%
Yeah, of course
What like getting married to the love of my life and spend the rest of my life with her? Oh, yeah, sounds good
Travel the world make some cute babies fuck yeah
And just have a bunch of fucking money sounds good
What about you, bro, you don't seem like the guy that wants to get married
Yeah
I'm all drunk when I've sexed.
That's it.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
Hey.
That's enough.
You just love pussy.
You like pussy.
They can kill us.
You have sex with a girl, yeah?
A guy?
Like, what do you mean?
Have I had sex with a girl yet?
Yes, I have, bro.
What do you mean?
Cap.
What do you mean?
What?
Here we go.
You're in view of the enemy.
That's father.
Big nose, bro.
I don't know why, like everyone says this shit, everyone says we're twins, bro, they always say we're twins.
Wait, you know getting ahead from a guy's game, right?
Bro, I don't, I get ahead from a guy, what the fuck is that?
No, like I'm just like, first one.
We listen and we don't judge.
Bro, I'm straight, bro, no, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Listen, we listen and we don't judge.
Bro, about that.
I'M NOT GAY!
You're missing a very key word, it's throwing me off.
You don't have to add any more, bro.
Bro, what do you-
Oh, what do you-
This- this is just...
I wonder, what if I change my sense to the slowest sense possible?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I don't look how you keep eagle in your chest.
Why are you doing this challenge if you're already a predator I'm not a predator bro. I
I uh, no
Yeah, not in Apex, you're not
Not in Apex
Not yet
Not these
Full team on me?
Full team
Yo, this guy's 1v3
Yo, I hate this map
Power booster amp or bottomless batteries amp?
Are they actually the people on here?
Right now
No
He's a liar. I'm a larpher.
Y'all ever met a bad girl when you were 13 years old on roblox?
But she said she was 17 when you were 13.
She was a lot about your age.
Wow, that is an original experience.
I've never heard of that.
I'd like a robust girlfriend not yet at least I've been close I've been close
but you guys fuck with H plane
what is that?
come here man
but Kain you know what else you know bro you play runner
what do you mean of course I know
Kain knows a lot of things bro
oh I know
Kain
wait Kain all you like is Peter Ball
Yo, what the fuck?
That's not me, that's not me.
Oh, oh, like, skill wise, you were saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, some people compare me to Peter Bob.
Bob.
So, so you like chocolate here?
Oh, chocolate cake's not bad.
Like, it's, like it's good, it's a good food.
Yeah, nah, it's good, bro. I like it.
I love chocolate cake, bro. I love chocolate. Wait, you ever fucked a black girl before middle? Yeah
Fuck wait, I don't know why I asked that. Yeah, it's such a niche question
We're all just ruminating bro. My life. I was like white woman. I like what no one
the where is it
discriminate discriminate sorry discriminate I didn't say that Chad did I
I don't think you said that you see definitely said this way you know how to
pronounce your ends so you know like a list oh did like a semi truck just hit
Everyone in lobby like where is everyone?
I don't know
You guys aren't on me, what's up?
No none, do you?
No
They're on us
Right in front of me
Right in front of us
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, actually just on me
Someone just spawned, someone spawned someone
Two
Bro, at least there's people on you
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
That's cool, let me get a look, kitty
Yeah, that's cute
Ah, looky like a looky
You can call me a looky
No, no, I'm not gonna call you in anymore, bro
Yeah
I'm gonna go back to my room
You know what we're gonna see when you knock people, right?
Yeah, exactly
Not too
He's popping a shield saw right here, if you guys are wondering.
Yeah, I was wondering.
Not one.
I'm gonna be down.
I killed one.
Do you have any units?
Oh, holy fuck.
Playing slow since this game by the way is impossible.
No, I think, like, I think your tracking might be bad because like it's too low.
Like how was I thinking about it?
That's fucking cool that I came through.
Nah, like 80% of purple is placed.
That's...
It might just be shit.
1.2?
Yeah, 1.2, 800 bro.
That's literally like, basically all purple and that.
Wait, I don't see him.
I don't see anyone, so I'm gonna follow them, I see some, I see some demigods.
They're shooting from 9 or more fucking miles away, bro.
No, no, but like, how long is he gonna kill them all? He's like, I might as well get some demigods.
This guy's flying!
Good.
I think he's not my big daddy.
I
one more one one dead dead dead one more one more no no no nice wait right this guy's low this guy's
last guy's low this guy's low i'm left i'm left i'm left in the what's in the cages
no i'm waiting to win bro oh my god no
die on me
knock one
nice so go boys i need help
Help!
Help!
You're good, you're good.
Yeah, don't wake his mom up.
That guy's one...
What is he? Dead?
One girl.
are you actually just killing everyone? you're gonna be tired
I'm getting tired probably
you're gonna stop killing everyone
you wanna see me and Moodis in kills?
wait how many kills do you have?
do you have like 5?
I don't know
I have 2 kills and 9 assists
you can kill him out of the sky k?
I'm bad, I'm bad.
You're really bad, I'm bad.
What did this hit me? Are you old to me?
I'm sorry I'm a machine gun.
Oh, lost guy, lost guy.
This guy doesn't have a pen.
I mean, can I kill you fucking pedophiles?
How do I fly?
Oh, Muda, I'm pretty sure I need to get a 120.
medicate at the first shield bar am i good yes yeah you're good good good good yeah it's good
the shield would be first spot and then in zone three it should be um on the third box like
off the three zone six you can heal in zone three
you liar
no obviously it wasn't one oh you actually believed them that was an obvious
No, I didn't
I missed time to chat. Oh, yeah, no, you definitely miss time to bra so oh you saw it
I'm getting some D.M.A. right now.
They're looking pretty far.
Fuck this game bro.
Alright, let's go fight a game.
Alright, head of it.
Guys can I get a kill please?
Bro you are more till the wave probably
I'll make it
Cracked, cracked one
Actually one HP I'm not gonna kill
Not one?
You got that middle, one HP
One HP, one HP, one dead
Cool
You want me to team it?
Hold on, let me down
I'm going to kill you
Hold on me
Well, I'm coming dead
Oh you're too old
I'm not bad at that.
He's smoking Krabershock.
No, you're still not 30.
No, it's not 30.
Rasmus, Adi there.
Oh, I thought you were about that.
He's behind the breast area.
I just don't see anybody at the time.
I don't get it.
When you're sitting in spawn looting,
you don't find them anymore.
I'm gonna get hold of that after this.
Yo, wait.
You're the one who's in the lobby.
Probably
The brains
One inch after you're gonna believe it. Let's see if anyone bleeps it. Oh, we get one. We want this one one. Oh, you know
If I can
no no it's not gonna work good question
yeah I don't know what you're carrying all stars
you'll ever see me from one top by the way
yeah I've actually seen you
not one
it was all came on you
he said he said
maybe I mean it, no armor
Oh
Don't leave don't leave don't leave the game
You know are the
Okay, so much you have if you had 5k you're looking nice, but if you didn't know I didn't I didn't bro
We didn't get that many kills
I have 4 kills, 1000 damage, not bad show, not a bad show.
Alright, let's go, let's go.
I'll see a diamond, bro.
Yo, I might have to switch my character from Wraith, you guys are just so fast, all the time.
If you switch, I'll play Wraith. My main's Wraith.
I'll play Octane, I'll play Octane one time.
You're gonna even have Octane to lock.
I do, I do.
We look at a screen right now. Oh, I don't
We try I don't have a lot of skin though, I can't play this character. So I bought one I
Spent so much money to get aero moves barrel Michael. I'm not proud of it
I have the Octane Butterfly, the Karambit, and the Twin Razors.
No, no, actually, I got it pretty easily.
I didn't even spend any money to get the Twin Razors.
I got it from like the crafting, like you can craft a pack of the event thing.
You know what I mean?
Wait, is there any luck going on right now that I can craft?
Yeah, yeah.
What?
yeah it is there
it's like the item shop
so i can get a fucking free heirloom right now
i mean like
it's not like you get the heirloom you like craft packs for the
and like you can get the heirloom from the packy craft
i only crafted like four and i got on my fourth one
it was so lucky
man guys oh guys man
how long did the shoot tonight chat we're going until diamond bro we just go
with Fred fuck it 24 hours stream hell no fuck no fuck walla I'm not doing that
I need to go to the gym no one thought you were gonna do it bro
What do you mean take 24 hours to get a present?
I thought it would be more.
Hey bro, first time here, why is there a dick on your nose?
It doesn't take that long to pee.
Are you going to answer this question or no?
There's not a dick on my face.
Oh don't come.
Where's it? Climbing today?
It's climbing.
Yeah.
Should I go to the club and pop some bottles?
Yeah, do that bro.
No, I'm on my grind bro.
You guys know I bought a bed today?
I bought a bed today.
So apparently apparently it's not good to sleep on like a $500 mattress that you got from Costco
So I went out and spent three can of mattress
What does that mean?
What do you what do you mean like apparently it's not good
It's not good for your bed like you get shit sleep like you could sleep like you know
You know you shit you see shit, and it's not good for like your back and you're you spend one third of your body sleeping one third of your life
That's that three kill my bed. I can't wait so what Drake says and I only love my bed and my mom. I'm sorry
I feel like what it's that now, you know
Hello guys, but I'm pretty sure like it wouldn't matter how much money's put on your bed to like love your bed
I'm pretty sure you can still like like your bed
What he's on it, what he's on everything bro
God, God just decided to flex and spend 2k on the flex that I was thinking of
Oh God, I hate this game!
Oh, oh that's nice
There's an Octane powder in here
what is your favorite planet you stupid
It's time to kiss the wall again
Take the red
Okay, okay, I'm gonna move the crates and then you can resume
I don't understand though every time you shoot it just you kill them. It's okay
Is it because of your controller?
Yeah, that was a lot of the reason.
I mean, they should have killed us.
I wouldn't have a job without it.
What? How long is this?
I don't know.
My controller's dead, I find that hard, but...
You can do the same one in my car if you're good.
Just need to put it in.
Reloading!
Slash your opponent's shield!
Okay, they're shooting at me!
Over-token of the enemy!
Faster, faster, faster!
I mean, sometimes I wish you would, like...
What? Fuck you.
Wait, what are you holding Q for?
I got a more powerful one?
It's like Q for you.
Hey, what?
That kills you while you're in Tanks, then?
Hello, boy?
I don't know if I could have done that though, I look at it and see if I could have done
it.
Zayn, how do you hold Q?
Q?
It will make you fortified, so you take less damage.
Yeah, I feel these slides.
I don't know, I think they might have removed the...
Wait, it makes you take less HP?
Yeah, I think they might have removed it though, in the last patch.
Yo, there's um
Over armor over
Who was it getting on multiple
Wait I dropped my
Alternators broken up
I'm pretty sure I genuinely said that yeah, he did like the last game
No, no, I swear I'd said this game
Oh guys, I'm kind of just traversing interdimensional
Trybussy? Trybussy?
give a flanking there, can you place one?
give back now, come this way though, I can kill them
no, it's Trom, I'm just gonna go through the mountain
probably give a couple 1v3s
alright, I'm coming
well, I don't need syringes because I can auto-wheel as well
you should pop rangers when you
hold Q
you don't need medkits, you don't need medkits
because I can't have passive heal in
I have passive heal on all things
Yeah, but only flash not shield. If you get an obelisk or an octane, that's what it's like, he's kinda broken.
Are you gonna cry about it?
Why?
No, I'm wondering.
Why?
Joe, is he making sense, Mido?
I don't know, I'm kinda checking out right now.
No, you're like complaining about it.
Bro, are there any lights on us now?
I'm not getting tight. Is it chat? Is it this game like all movement?
Did you, like, run out of top shirt?
Uh, yeah. That was easy.
I looked around under the...
What?
It's like too hard.
Is this the same on me?
Slave her.
Extra boost! Go, go, go!
I
I don't know why they're shooting at me.
We're not even the wrong thoughts.
They're not shooting at me.
It's a layhouse.
There it was.
My shit's up.
Oh, that's pretty nice.
You know, sometimes I just have no idea how this game works, bro.
Like, I don't get it.
It's okay, bro. Maybe I need to, like, play fucking solo so I can just get the fuck in the ass and then arrange.
No, no.
Muff one.
Nice, bro.
Dude, I can muff him. Hold on, you're muffing.
Muff one.
Oh, god.
I'm going to kill the enemy.
They're crafting.
I'm going to shoot them.
Joel, chat, Luda doesn't need to cheat. Stop saying that guys.
He actually doesn't need to cheat.
Do you have?
I see teams.
I don't know, Helikin, you gotta jump. You gotta see if we can kill us.
That's one.
That's one. Knocked two. Knocked two.
Oh my god.
I need his one shot.
He's in batting.
They still have a bitch.
You pop the back, pop the back, pop the back.
Big game.
You look up your weapon.
That's awesome.
That's game, please.
What's your weapon?
I'll pop your back, pop your back, pop your back.
Take this game and come with me.
Games, tickets and res.
Game, game!
Game, please, please, please.
I'm safe, I'm safe.
I lost it bro, they're so retarded bro, why?
oh my god, are we shooting your bunks?
another snipe, another snipe bro, another snipe
I
Am I like chat we play apex legends would you want me to be on your team chat the honest
Chat be honest would you want me to be on your team?
Okay, why are you saying that though? Oh, so when chat said I'm came you put good back in when I was like, no, I put that
So I was like
I'm back, I'm back.
I'm back.
Oh, this game is so hard.
There's an amp here.
Bottomless batteries.
No wall hack and no win like what are y'all saying, bro?
Chat should I go to the gym today? What do I hit at the gym today chat?
Why are you refilling the same bottle over and over again? I'm not
I'm trying to land on no chest every game.
Someone is trying to ask that.
This guy is trying to kill me.
40 thoughts on the RG45.
Beautiful.
Very, very good gun.
But it only works with him.
No, no, I swear that she's hard to use.
Wait, people land right here.
Special Enhance owners just fucking...
Oh we killed him though, let's go.
If you bop a vinnisher, do you like...
You get your shot back.
You get your shot back.
Did you kill the two?
Yeah, I killed the two.
I wallah
Yo, so am I done, bruh
Come on
What?
You don't feel like
I'm not in, bro
Why are you guys staying off course?
I leveled up
I mean, is your nose growing finicky when you said that all of a...
No, bro, I boosted all my numbers as a grenade and they just said off course
You kill them like that
Wow
Typical
No one's had that
He had an axe
Oh, you're really a shade chat.
Oh, okay.
Lebedeba Barra.
Is it my Jinxie cosplay?
Someone in chat said bro, it's a cosco iPad game.
I'm gonna ask my boss my desk.
I might have the worst movement on fucking Apex.
Bro, I'm not gonna.
you're so far
who's aiming at me oh my fucking god
you know fucking baby traps
I mean what baby traps are you guys
I think it's 2 teams game oh what is baiting for stats
I just wish I honestly I don't even know what else you guys are on
I mean okay now I'm alive
Oh my god really leather so corny is it a handy-dummy-tummy bro come far left and I'll take this
I mean I have an SMB and I shot that one
Yeah you do you bro let's just say you got a guy to
I'm a job
That phrase just means like
No, yeah, yeah questions
No, no really wasn't a freaky thing jump pad gives an extra jump
jump pad gives an extra jump or stem surge is longer with less HP, that's better
jump pad gives an extra jump, triple jump first
no no no, the one on the left is definitely better
you know what, the triple jump pad is too much
what is the left one even do?
it gives the stem for longer
that's just ass
I
Know we're not gonna help you right oh my god, no you guys have so
I have land on top of you
Wait, did you raise me on my left foot?
There's another team by the way
I accidentally like, walked up here on my clock
Wait, mid, mid, did you raise it?
There's another team out of these, damn
I mean, you're fucking terrorist, but...
Sure
I think they're terrorist, wait
I hate this game. I don't like this game at all. I don't like this game at all.
got 158 headshot cross the mat like oh you don't have to keep going back to the
lobby by the way you just ready up in the game give it this gives me like the
comfort that I can see a loading point oh my god I don't understand this fucking
game bro
God, man
Get it fuck bro. Geo with the 12 months Flaker bro
Flaker you are shameless
How are you Geo? How are you and your boyfriend? Yeah, we all do it. Yeah, I like a friendly couple. You're like amazing
How are y'all doing bro?
Subred you got that
Yeah, you have to be cheating house even a thing I
Saw this um like thumbnail from like supposed videos this actually you like a disc looking discord like I actually could I didn't know
Is it edited wait is that Pinocchio?
Obviously this is fake mode. You guys think my nose is really that big? Come on.
Okay, it looks a little bit edited because of how pointy it is.
I feel like if it wasn't pointy...
Wait, I think all they did was make it pointy. I'm not gonna lie.
Kill two, kill three, please.
I'm trying to look, how to...
What do you want? What do you want?
Bro, the controller aim assist is legit so insane.
There's no way anyone human should be doing this right now.
Wait, wha- wha- wha- wha-
I'm just telling you, be my kid with an R9 like a hundred meters away.
no that's what I said and he said a lot of arguments yeah but it's just life
shots
I wonder if aim assist in this game is like stronger than like prime 4 name
Isn't it diverse in every game? We're not going to be a good diamond.
No offense, it was just like an observation.
We're landing. You just fucking do it.
Yeah, you're really good. What the fuck are you actually doing?
There's a guy in my building.
No, no, there's a guy in my building.
No one's on me
No one's on me?
No one has killed someone?
What the fuck is hitting me?
You're scared
No no no no no no no
Oh not bad
Nice I didn't kill one
You're still on kills bro
No I didn't know you
All you did was kill someone
But it's like how it up
I swear to God those sneakers
They better go
Like any SMG bro. Yeah, no the peacemaker is actually really good. This will keep you the peacemaker
Is it even a crazy to double all tenor is not even crazy dude. Actually, it's not even crazy
Fuck you, bro. Why do you keep walking talk to me?
Bro there's no way you have a zero my fucking ass
Bro there's a light mag like spawner bro. I want your ammo
Bro I actually want that too
You bring it over
uh hold on
why is it crazy to like do a double uh alternator
was it was it crazy
i don't i don't i don't need an alakadie
i think that's what i think it was pretty good
all right see you just to go
yes i don't know what i get called
I'm not gonna lie like I actually feel that
I have those moments many times but normally it happens like very school
I
Have three oh, sorry bro
It's how to let him on the door
Are you soft soul?
No fighting
I'm dead
Nice guy shitted me when he was like fucking 2 people
Knocked one
What is he on me?
He's dead
What the fuck is hitting me?
Alright then, just don't die
I won't die
What is he doing?
I'm like, I'm like in this
Knocked one
I'm not gonna throw this game, no no no, for like me and Cain or no?
I mean, I'll give you guys one gift if you want to get it.
Oh, that's a deal.
That's a fucking-
I'm down, I'm down.
That's a stupid deal.
I'm not even brought on anymore, honey.
I'll do it for a point five, please, bro.
What?
I'm not gonna fucking push.
Gifted?
On the blue.
Wait, five gifted.
Bro, I'm gonna give you one gift.
Yes, please.
Bro, put it on, bro.
Okay.
If you're gonna do-
If you're gonna do bits, bro, you're gonna get two bits.
Okay.
Okay
That's my bad
No, no, it's fine
Oh, my name is CaneZera and I have an umbrella for you
I hope that this guy isn't cheating on this game either, yo Fighter1G, thanks for the one
viewer raid bro, I appreciate you bro.
Don't read this channel again bro.
Cause the bug fly.
Woah.
Cause we don't fuck with Winstraders bro.
Fuck it.
Never Winstrader.
Do you actually, do you really believe or like think that I Winstrader bro?
Bro like, like, like no troll?
Yes bro, no troll.
You really think I did it bro?
Bro, it's a 50-50.
I mean, okay listen, in NA I don't have like.
Like no I think about it bro like low key fire probably just did it for love the game
Like I look you don't know. I don't think it was true. They got but I like
Like I feel like it wasn't a win trip, but I feel like he was strong
That's not like
Yes
I'm pushing queen wide
Men's gotta kill men men's gotta kill I don't know
Fucking bullets, no he's one. He's one. He's one
Oh
But a law
I'm a mood I broke. What are you fucking doing? Why are you putting on us?
Yeah, you're a bitch
20 gifted
Okay, where else someone a chat-ass 2 that first
Dude this game is just so confusingly annoyingly give me off this character by the way
We're back on right?
Back to alter. Yeah, I think I'll just get a chat. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I'll play my Axel.
Let's drink Cedarwood.
Look on the baron.
No, I'd really rather be playing League of Legends
rather than this fucking shitty ass game.
Okay.
So fucking hard.
League of Legends, when it comes to League of Legends,
it's actually so fun.
Like, actually so fun.
Well, I feel like it's so boring.
Alright, we're not watching this.
I can't imagine myself playing a game that doesn't have
like a character in moving.
The Last Honest Streamer, Rick Ross Empire,
trend blog a witch
You don't have to make you this drink
There's looking one of the best songs on the ship
Yeah, what do y'all think he's better with church break
This will help my while.
Active this is, the nitro shell goes out, Jade, I know was lined up for another...
You know, Jade, you hear this on Ice Man.
I mean, yeah, I don't know bro.
Tricks is gonna be the best rapper in the world, bro.
I sound easy going now, but out there, I become stronger.
Oh my God, this game, all right guys, this might be my last one.
I'm getting a little upset.
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm getting upset.
This game is making me mad, bro.
Is it because you thought it'd be easier?
You think it'd be easier than this?
Yeah.
Like I usually get good at every game very fast, like league, I'm gonna say I'm good, but I'm gonna say I'm bad
Val, I'm literally just like the best by the world
CS go, I hit face level 10, this game I want to take my cock up and put it on my own ass, I hate this game
But why are you actually, that's only when you put it on your own
I know how you are, bro
I
Don't we man? Oh my god
How does no one land wherever we go
I don't know.
Where are we stopping the bus driver?
It's about a k2.
Alright, Muda, fuck it, one more chance of witness and you get 20 gifts in one lock.
Alright, uh, thanks. You lock the fucking please? Like, actually bro.
Yeah, but is it for like all of us?
Yeah, just fucking fuck.
I'm trapped in one more animal.
Wingman, you're killing me.
You okay now? Are we walking it?
Yeah, I'm walking it.
Are you gonna play some LG mode?
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah.
Alright, should we just like stay on until we lose?
I love it when it comes to dancing.
So, bro, I gotta turn the party just in my head.
Thanks, dude.
You're welcome.
You're really good at this, appointed.
I'm so slow. Use this knife and get...
how do I get around this?
you have to come my side or you have to go inside labs
and I go from underneath
I think I see a path
what is our pole?
look can I even climb this?
nah I can't
gain all controller perks or gain all reek on reek
reek on reek on reek on reek
use controller perk
beacon against zone info maybe like in a pred lobby maybe no no no in comp in
actual competitive in ranked you just want to recon info people are so you
can kill them all
What about the white?
Oh, they're white.
Oh, no, man.
I'm not a dead, no way.
Where the fuck is this guy?
Yup, he's dead.
Yup.
White, he's white, he's white, he's white, he's white.
Like, ahhhh!
I'm gonna ult him for it, it's my last one, I'm getting ult.
I actually hate this game. I might just continue the fucking chips. Yeah, the fucking series
One outside
You just like with any
I'm so bad at this game bro
Bro, this is 4-4-10-4 to go
I'm lagging, the mod didn't pop
Zadibar, help me
Are you good?
Are you okay?
You're healing inside?
Like bro
Oh my god, how is your aim that good?
the whole squad is out
I don't know
I don't know
R&K now, when is this round?
We saw a lot, uh, 100 gifted
Did they get you guys up?
Wait, again, go to the actual race?
No, it's not, it's the entire game
1000 gifted to get us rest
Just to rezz you guys? 1000?
That's not a bad deal at all
You're not gonna like scam right?
the skin's looking nice
100m? fuck the west coast
oh they're fucking flying directly on it
you can go inside of containment
where's that?
right next to the fire escape
go pit if you keep running like southwest and then you run across the bridge and you go inside pit and
grab it. What the fuck's that? It makes a containment on the left. Hit it? Yeah. Oh like all the way around? Yeah if you see it you can just slide and just run straight to the bridge.
I'm gonna back the monitor for all of your parts. Come on bro, c'mon get me a fuck it. You back?
Wow, you're really looting right now, let's say our first against Kain, that ass.
You know what evac is? You fucking fat ass?
Well, are you a fat ass? Are you a fat ass?
Extra vacuum access control.
Alright, is it yes or no? Are you a fat ass?
Yes, I am.
Alright, alright.
Oh, he's such a fool.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm sure.
Oh, he's a lot.
Yeah.
Left first, I'm like, okay, left first.
On your right, on your right, on your right, close right, little bit.
Wait, how do you even like, know?
How do I see that?
I could feel it.
Go to airbase, there's two teams in pit fighting.
Go to go to airbase.
Walk is airbase.
Like, far west of the mountain was a lot of BA.
How would you want me to go there?
Go for me, run for me.
Oh my god, King!
Game sense, we're a game sense.
I can not buy a game sense at all.
Wow, what was that?
She's gonna fire.
fire 45 so well there's a cross in front of you but not much on the replicator
there and that's not when you get a movie on this one bro can you give me a
bucket you back from here no bro might we'll take something though
so you will take this I hope you had expensive taste
I
Shit they increase the distance on this character. Yeah, like my fucking mouth. It was like recently
Our thousand gets it doesn't get it thousand thousand rolls fucking go
I
Fucking double it thousand thousand each one thousand each no deal no deal no deal
It's like it's like what on test site you want to become the best you gotta become a predator
I saw him say that
That's like that's what you know what it is. I think that's like they do the only thing that's a big one
Not not like hey, those like I can't even why
Why would I want like a big one? Isn't that better?
Why?
Isn't like a x-all doesn't
one's the last guy's wrapping bonka
he's on me, he's on me, last one's on me
i'm not going, i'm not going
he's on my body right now, center of thirst
I mean like you didn't some like
Easy you're saying passively we probably know what he's doing. Hey Muda you can pick up like even from distance to crates
Yeah, he didn't fucking tell me what yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Forgot that he's like passive and like I was
What the fuck happened I don't know everyone my chest saying leaked like my dick got leaked what they actually got us
bro what the fuck I actually got scared for a second what the fuck wait what
what you been doing no bro what was it like a show or like what what the fuck
what was that what is what is it I don't know so much I said I got weak that
Check to it, nothing happened on the quarter.
What the fuck? He just leaped me bro, I was just saying I was scared.
It's top three, like 25 to the 9.
What a thousand get-
Wee. Wee.
Holy leek. Stop guys!
Oh my god, I knew I wasn't a captain about the thing.
I thought my dick from high school got leaked or something.
Alright, your first time that's small though so I think that's good.
What?
What the fuck?
Wait, you guys sound like a good-looking dick.
Wait, we won!
We won!
Yes!
30 gifted!
Was it gifted, Muda?
Thousand Muda, bro.
Where's my payup, bro?
Payup.
Oh my god!
Payup, bro.
Payup.
Payup.
Oh my god.
One gifted.
Pay the one gifted.
All right, Kade.
I'll see you out tomorrow, bro.
Take care.
Yo.
What?
Wait, where's that?
yo wait where's this guy going yo
sneaking Samurai with the 30 gifted
please gift me bro oh my god we're
almost one one game off plot one
should we get plot one yeah yeah yeah
hundred percent we're not plot one
you like the bonus
all of it uh leave the game again
see what the fuck happens what Samurai
with the 20 gifted subs bro Samurai
with the 30 subs
Please give me some money bro. Hey, you're gonna get banned bro. What come on bro?
She's not caring around here, bro. I want all the get this myself right now. My name is strippers, bro
You were there
You guys know I spent 800 bucks at a strip club one time never went back
Yeah, with the guy you met off grinder, right?
No, I'm not gay!
What is this thing?
I'm not gay, but what is this thing around my community saying about download grindr and shit, bro?
I'm not gay!
So you're saying people are making fake profiles of you because I've seen many profiles.
I've seen them personally.
What do you mean?
So that means you've been on Grindr then?
No, no, no, I've never been on Grindr.
But I've seen your profile.
I personally saw your profile.
How did you personally see my profile if you never used it?
Bro, I'll never use it, bro. I'll never use it.
Like, you're thinking about the situation too much. Just know that I've seen it, bro.
Alright guys, last game because this game we're gonna win!
Gizzy Drake, Manny Matt, and the Muffin Ghost. Yo, is this guy saying BLAST mousepad?
Bro, Crip. I've never used a glass mousepad, bro. Trust me.
Okay, you guys are trying to die, bro, pull up on me.
Okay, I'm down to turn around, I'm down to turn around, I'm down to turn around.
Yeah, zero bullets, I just set 18 shots and I just missed every single one.
I don't know how to make sense of this.
It's okay, don't let your aim get you.
What?
Yeah, uh, give up the aim, please.
You wanna do it?
You wanna do it?
I'm just gonna greet up my willy
Dumbass
I love you bro
I actually want to sell
I'm actually plugging into controller bro
You know what? I'm plugging into controller bro
I'm coming
I'm coming
You guys just left me one
are you just killing me?
yeah
what's your controller sense?
I'm the only player in the game that's working for nothing
whoa whoa whoa
yeah man, what are you shield swapping bro?
what, I'm actually saving, I'm not controlling
yeah, what are you dead now?
Zadibara, I need help bro
dammage check, Voodoo
dammage check
dammage check, I'm 60
I have 38
You'll help me
Stick their eyes bro stick it
Default
Are you dumb ass are you dumb ass? Oh you actually
You said he plays on legacy
What is exponential bro?
What is exponential bro?
How do I touch you?
What? Awesome!
Shields are low, taking 3-charging.
Are you trying?
Scared to talk about butt.
Let me out.
Or is it...
Bro, I'm sorry.
You know.
What are you talking about?
Let me, let me, let me, let me!
Okay, what are you talking about?
Above me!
Don't shout at me.
You're scaring me.
Above me, above me!
I'm not even thinking about it.
The sight being...
Above me, above me!
I'm looking, looking, okay?
He's got 25, literally 1.
25.
one your sword should be charging at shields they're allowed never let me
I'm dead I'm dead
yo you guys are so shit bro walk in
oh not bad
I just killed myself
I'm fucking pumped
help me help me
made a topfist
there's the topfist
well there's two I cracked last one
oh yep there's four of them fucking me in my asshole right now
one daddy bear win this one bro i'm shielding
give it to mom give it to me
this is tough this this is tough this
how is that even want to go
we're actually crazy bro we're crazy let's go
all right let's pick up everything over here all right
hold on to that you're gonna pick up my loot you're gonna pick up my loot
all right have one okay cool all three nine
nice bro yes i took all the loot oh my god
Stop it
Oh, yeah, no, no, I'm not kidding if this guy's not a controller. I'm actually gay
But you don't think it's controlling this full cheats
Let's watch what you got, Luda.
I don't know if you guys want to, bro.
I feel bad.
I just want to get buried.
No, you're actually pretty good.
No one's behind you.
Wait, Inchah lying.
It's a live game.
Alright, I don't know what my new disability does.
So we're traveling away.
Quarterway as fast as you can.
I'm gonna go on top of the box.
I'm gonna go on top of the box.
Oh, 1000 gifted.
1000 gifted if you resisted with the game.
1000 gifted.
1000 gifted.
If you win this game solo, I'll give you 10,000.
No deal.
I got to switch my knife bro, I got to switch my weapon, I got this Kramid on here bro,
I got the whole game with you.
What are we feeling Mudo, what are we feeling?
Well I should have got this knife on, oh yeah no, this is actually prime.
Apex packs, what do you guys think I'm gonna get fucking?
Like what do you guys think I'm gonna get, man?
I'm gonna pack, oh my god.
Horizon said tell Zayn, where's Horizon's money at?
You always got money?
Yo yo, I'm done, I'm done, I'm gonna get here, I'm gonna get here, I'm gonna get here.
I'm done, I'm getting off.
One game off plot one I know but I have to call it. I have to call it. I
Have to call it
Oh, there's no way your boyfriend actually is calling telling you off right now. I have to get I have to I have to call it
I have to call it. I
Have to call it. Oh tomorrow a little earlier. Are you guys down?
Could be done could be done wait ray message me to play. Oh, maybe but like what I'm not gonna be home
Why I'm gonna be
at the envy facility and the facility like doing what fucking like mopping the
floors no I'm gonna like chill out with like the envy boys like maybe I could
get on one of the PC's and just play pecs like that could be possibility but
like I'll probably just give it up about them yo wait can you want to play with
Ray I'm looking on CS again on CS yo Ray let's go play bro
all right bro I love you guys I'll see y'all tomorrow and maybe I cannot hit y'all
Regardless and
Peace out boy. Take care. Bye. Love you
Hi chat. W stream bro. Quick little stream tomorrow. I'll be back. I'm gonna go to the gym and some chest and triceps
Today's Friday. So today's the last day I can hit the gym basically at my gym
And then maybe spending some time in the fucking hot summer some shit
I'll be live tomorrow early because today I started stream because I did a 12 hour stream yesterday
So which means I'm gonna go to sleep early today, which means I'm gonna be live tomorrow early
Which means we can do some of that
Yo, it's good Junko. What's going on, bro?
I did bro, I'm not gonna lie. I did I don't remember the one you sent me two nights ago. I
Leaked it, bro
It is it is and I and I and I and I'm sorry bro. I had to leak it bro
I'm sorry bro. It was just it was too big for them not to see bro. I had to leak it bro. I'm sorry
Why is it so hard to believe why is it so hard to believe
I didn't bro I didn't bro April Fool's bro I just I'm keeping it to myself bro I'm not
leaking it to anyone bro do you think I'd really leak your dick that you sent me two
Nice to go to people. No, bro. I'm keeping it for myself. Are you crazy? Like what?
Hi chat
I
Brody gin I brody chat tomorrow. Do we get on early?
Tomorrow what do y'all want me to play tomorrow bro chat? What do y'all want me to play tomorrow chat?
What do y'all want me to play tomorrow?
Should we should we okay? Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of leagues low key. I'm down to play league bro
Low key. I'm down to play league. The thing is I want to get the predator out of the way
But maybe we don't maybe we don't rush it girl. Maybe we just enjoy apex predator
guy said tomorrow 16 hour stream. Are you fucking mentally insane? Are you mentally insane?
Okay, so tomorrow reacts Valorant Valorant segments. Maybe you should push for radiant should we push for radiant again?
All right, Jack, tomorrow, react, Valorant, pushing for Radiant, segment on Valorant,
and then League of Legends coaching with Hamza, trying to get to bronze.
Also, bro, I really want a 1v1 Jinxie tomorrow on League of Legends, bro, but I think I would
beat him.
I'm like 90% confident that I'd beat him, so I don't really want to do that, bro, to
be honest.
He's too easy.
I'm going to be honest.
He's too easy, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm going to wait for him to get a little bit better, bro.
better all right you would demolish his ass yes I know I demolish his asshole
all right yo listen I love y'all bro I'll see y'all tomorrow man sorry for the
quick short stream today I hope y'all understand at the 12 hours yesterday I
bought a better bed today I did a little bit of like you know life
activities today I breathed some air today bro and honestly I'm not guilty
bro I'm not guilty I'm not guilty of it right listen bro I love y'all so much
Please take care of yourself. Please love yourself drink some water eat some food
Have an amazing day guys be a nice person bro. Sorry for the four hours
I know eight to twelve hour Andy bro, but today we're wishing this it's all good
Tomorrow is gonna be a banger stream tune in. I love y'all have an amazing night listen bro before I go I
Say it every night
And I think I say it so much that you guys low it goes over your head
but listen to what I'm saying for five seconds take care of yourself drink a
lot of water eat healthy food all right bro eat healthy food exercise take care
of yourself bro try not to fall in love but if you fall in love bro enjoy it
bro if you fall in love enjoy it bro listen I love y'all so much have an
amazing night and it's out tomorrow chat take care bro
You don't want it to be no more
All I've said, getting my stay through you
I close the door
It don't matter to me
It don't matter to me what you say
It don't matter to me
You don't have to meet me
You don't have to meet me