🔴 REACTS -> GUESSING VIEWERS RANKS -> SOLO TO RADIANT -> GETTING DIAMOND IN APEX LEGENDS 🔴

mooda

05-16-2026 · 8h 14m

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[00:03:00] I did 106, 106, just like in the end.

[00:03:03] Why was TVS and my cram and skate was slid and it looked like an end?

[00:03:07] Check sign and it's my cake pushing out, I feel like a split.

[00:03:12] Shut up! How are you doing?

[00:03:17] Yo, how is everyone, bro? How is everyone?

[00:03:20] How is everyone? How is everyone? How is everyone?

[00:03:23] Muda, did you find the house? No.

[00:03:25] One and a half week until I'm excavated and kicked out of the house that I'm currently in with no backup

[00:03:35] Yes, bro. Yes 1.5 weeks until homeless streams, bro

[00:03:40] One and a half week until homeless

[00:03:43] Streams bro. Yes, bro. Yes, bro one and a half weeks until I'm completely kicked out of my

[00:03:50] And some out of my house though now type one if you want garage streams back, bro

[00:03:56] Type two if you want garage era 2.0

[00:04:00] Type three if mooters bought a $3,000 mattress with no house to live in so he's basically gonna be homeless with a

[00:04:07] 3,000-odd mattress outside the house

[00:04:20] You go with the five months, baby.

[00:04:27] What do you think of Iceman?

[00:04:31] Amazing.

[00:04:32] Honestly, that makes me very successful, bro.

[00:04:36] Very, very successful.

[00:04:38] Chat, how are y'all doing, bro?

[00:04:41] Chat, type one in the chat if you slept good last night.

[00:04:44] Type two in the chat if you slept like ass.

[00:04:47] Three in the chat if you're on an all-nighter.

[00:04:49] 4 in the chat if you woke up hard as fuck, brick as fuck, 5 in the chat, this one's for the girls

[00:04:54] if you woke up unfortunately on your period, but fortunately that means you're not pregnant if

[00:04:59] you are essentially active so I guess that's good and bad at the same time, I don't know.

[00:05:03] 6 in the chat, if heated blankets are low key, a W move if you are on your period.

[00:05:09] 7 in the chat, also very rare pull if you are ovulating, this is a very rare pull.

[00:05:15] Eight in the chat if you are your man period aka this and bro if you're a guy and you're pissed at a type 8

[00:05:22] 9 in the chat if you're a girl with a fat ass

[00:05:25] 10 in the chat if you miss your ex

[00:05:28] 11 in the chat if it's fuck your ex

[00:05:31] 12 in the chat if today is a Saturday

[00:05:34] We're going outside the house and touching some grass going to the club having sex

[00:05:39] 12 in the 13 in the chat 13 in the chat 13 the chat if it's a Saturday

[00:05:44] However, you're still gonna stay at home because you're introverted and you fucking hate going outside the house

[00:05:49] 14 in the chat if tomorrow's a Sunday and

[00:05:53] 16 in the chat if you fucking hate Monday because it means you have to go back to work. Yes, we like to school. All right

[00:06:05] You missed 15 15 those unlucky number bro unlucky unlucky now

[00:06:11] Now, very slumped, first time in the stream don't disappoint me or else.

[00:06:18] one if very slumped has a small dick and he's chopped his fuck

[00:06:48] why are we spending too yeah stop spending too bro stop yo stop spending

[00:06:56] too stop now how is everyone doing bro how is everyone doing bro how is

[00:07:08] everyone doing man check tell me bro what y'all have for your breakfast today

[00:07:11] What did y'all have for your breakfast today? On Omago, huh?

[00:07:19] Chat!

[00:07:21] I'm calling the only pixel bro.

[00:07:32] I'm calling the only pixel bro.

[00:07:41] Hello Max, are you speaking?

[00:07:55] Yo, what's going on?

[00:07:58] How are you bro?

[00:07:59] What's going on daddy?

[00:08:00] How are you bro?

[00:08:01] How are you bro?

[00:08:02] I'm doing good bro.

[00:08:03] 22?

[00:08:04] How old are you now?

[00:08:05] 22?

[00:08:06] I'm 22 years old bro.

[00:08:07] 22 years old man.

[00:08:09] We're getting up there bro.

[00:08:10] getting up there like six different games at the age of 22 I was young bro

[00:08:21] you know I was young we made it to the top boss missing what we did bro listen

[00:08:25] I have a question for you only yeah so we're on the street bro you're on my

[00:08:30] road boy you're on omago.com are you serious let's go now listen bro no

[00:08:37] cheating though no cheating no cheating no cheating no cheating no no extra light

[00:08:43] no no extra light on your face no no waving on the camera to increase the

[00:08:48] score okay bro okay okay okay okay one respect to between friends bro you know

[00:08:54] yes yes no cheating bro no cheating alright you send me code I sent you

[00:08:59] code you send me code go okay okay okay are you in are you in are you in like I'm

[00:09:03] I'm in the game already, bro. Waiting send me the code

[00:09:08] Okay

[00:09:13] Okay, how do I paste this in where do I paste this?

[00:09:16] What bro? I oh I got it. I got it. I got one be one arena and then join the code

[00:09:22] All right, bro. Be careful, bro. Be careful

[00:09:25] You're cheating!

[00:09:32] You're cheating, you're cheating!

[00:09:38] What the fuck?!

[00:09:41] Please.

[00:09:42] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[00:09:47] I'm not cheating!

[00:09:49] Please.

[00:09:53] Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:10:00] scam. I get scammed you基本 no criminal.

[00:10:09] You started cheating off.

[00:10:16] Rematch, rematch, rematch bro. I'm the last person to cheat bro, I'm the last person to cheat.

[00:10:20] What's that, what's that, what's that?

[00:10:27] All right, are you ready bro? No. Yes, I'm ready, no cheating!

[00:10:30] Bro, yes, okay, I will actually stop for the night, okay? I will stop for the night.

[00:10:33] What the fuck?

[00:10:35] Okay, sorry, sorry, come on, come on, come on.

[00:10:37] Rematch, rematch, rematch.

[00:10:39] You need to ready up, you need to ready up, it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

[00:10:42] You have to ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Three, two, one.

[00:10:52] What is this? Yo, what the fuck? Yo, what is that shit? You're cheating. What is that?

[00:11:02] What is this? It says you, buddy. That's Tom Cruise. That's my boy. Come on.

[00:11:11] I

[00:11:13] Won right eat shit get cheated on

[00:11:24] Ori bro, what is this you're really happy okay? Hey, let's go. I mean I'm getting bikini Bodhi and then fucking varsity gaming on you

[00:11:32] Bro, I'm gonna be first right chill chill chill, bro

[00:11:36] Relax relax, I love our six-eyed and I love bikini Bodhi, bro fucking cheating, bro

[00:11:41] I'm not bro, I'm not listen bro. My phone happens to be in the way with the picture of Tom. What? Okay?

[00:11:46] We go one more one more one more. Actually no cheats. No cheating bro. No cheating. No cheating. No lamp. No no resets. Here we go

[00:11:58] What's that what's that what's that? Yo, okay, how are you getting 7.5? I'm gonna get my

[00:12:04] Hi mood I said some mean things to you because I was sad you cheated

[00:12:08] But I realized you're just a man trying to make it and you're still funny. I love you

[00:12:13] It might be that giant yam on your face. That's getting you mugged

[00:12:27] Who won who won who won?

[00:12:38] You're that shot?

[00:12:40] Fuck, only please.

[00:12:42] Only, only, only one more,

[00:12:45] one more please don't do this to me.

[00:12:47] No, no.

[00:12:49] You're my boy bro, you're my boy.

[00:12:51] Only bro, it was, it was lagging,

[00:12:53] it was, there was spit on my, on my camera bro,

[00:12:56] there was spit on my camera bro.

[00:12:58] Also I had my headset on, I had my headset on,

[00:13:00] I had my headset on.

[00:13:02] Okay, headset off, headset off.

[00:13:04] One more, one more headset off.

[00:13:06] You got it, you got it, you got it.

[00:13:07] I make a new code, make a new code, make a new code.

[00:13:09] I smashed my keyboard, I ulted for everything.

[00:13:14] Fuck, bro.

[00:13:17] No, bro, no, I'm taking my shirt off.

[00:13:20] You need to hit the gym, bro.

[00:13:21] I'm being badass, bro.

[00:13:22] Like, you need to hit the gym, bro.

[00:13:25] Come on, try and get cold.

[00:13:26] I'll send you, I'll send you.

[00:13:28] Sheesh, bro.

[00:13:32] Join up, join up.

[00:13:37] Only bro, please bro, stop wallahi. I need this bro. Please don't you what okay? I mean, I know

[00:13:46] Not look I mean I took my shirt off. So you're gonna lose this one. I promise

[00:14:07] I've never seen a fulpanade.

[00:14:15] I've never had the most chopped cheese ever in rank.

[00:14:18] Muda.

[00:14:19] Oh, I don't understand.

[00:14:21] Am I actually that ugly?

[00:14:23] I don't get it.

[00:14:25] What am I doing wrong?

[00:14:27] Bro, I swear.

[00:14:28] I mean, shite.

[00:14:30] I ain't even got my shit up.

[00:14:32] I ain't even got my shit up.

[00:14:34] What is that?

[00:14:36] I don't know, bro.

[00:14:38] This was the one test without cheats, bro.

[00:14:40] Bro, are you serious?

[00:14:42] There's no way you're getting six, bro.

[00:14:48] You're not that much better looking than me.

[00:14:50] I literally look better than you, bro.

[00:14:52] I don't know. The app disagrees, bro.

[00:14:54] It's not me. It's not me, bro.

[00:14:56] I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry. I didn't want to do this.

[00:14:58] I can send you to pick off Tom Cruise on Discord, bro.

[00:15:00] I got you.

[00:15:02] I'm not gonna cheat in O'Moggle, bro.

[00:15:04] I'm not gonna cheat in O'Moggle.

[00:15:06] Why would I cheat in O'Moggle?

[00:15:09] I don't know. If you want to be the LoList rank, it's fine.

[00:15:24] Bro, am I actually that ugly, bro?

[00:15:32] So your head up am I actually that ugly bro?

[00:15:44] I don't understand

[00:15:50] Like bro, is there like a practice arena

[00:16:02] Dude, this thing sucks, man.

[00:16:17] Maud.

[00:16:18] Yeah, I am.

[00:16:19] I am.

[00:16:20] In real life, too.

[00:16:21] But you're older than me, so I give it that.

[00:16:22] I give it to that.

[00:16:23] I'm 19 years old.

[00:16:24] Yeah, I'm 16.

[00:16:25] What?

[00:16:26] What?

[00:16:27] Yeah.

[00:16:28] Maud.

[00:16:29] Okay.

[00:16:30] Okay

[00:16:36] Okay, tell him to rematch I found the technique I found the technique I'm cheating I thought I was like me

[00:16:40] You can put your head up like this. Well, I'm telling you only knew something. I didn't he's a fucking cheater

[00:16:47] He's a fucking cheater, bro. He's a cheater

[00:16:51] He's a fucking cheater

[00:16:53] How the fuck is it only getting 7.7 am I really that ugly? Why can't I get 7 out of 7? Why can't I get 7 out of 7? Why?

[00:17:02] Why am I not getting 7? Yo, why are you guys spamming ironic bro?

[00:17:06] Okay, so basically I need to look up like this

[00:17:53] I don't even know what I'm doing with it.

[00:18:01] I don't even know what I'm doing with it.

[00:18:03] I

[00:18:17] Did you

[00:18:20] Fuck

[00:18:22] You're a hacker you're fucking hacker you hacker

[00:18:24] Cheeba, babe. Cheeba. Yo, Cheeba. Yo, Cheeba

[00:18:28] Cheeba, babe. Yeah, you're Cheeba. Fuck. Does that mean?

[00:18:30] bro is an ironic thing that's still in time bro i don't know what that means bro what does it mean

[00:18:36] hey that's a stripper that's a stripper

[00:18:41] it's candy that's a stripper that's a swooda go go go then that's a swooda bro you play

[00:18:46] Right?

[00:18:48] Valorant?

[00:18:50] Valorant?

[00:18:56] Do you understand Antoine?

[00:18:58] MOOOOOOON! MOOOOOOON!

[00:19:00] You got Maud!

[00:19:04] You Maud, brah. Yo.

[00:19:06] I'm gonna ask on my prime right now.

[00:19:08] Yo, I'm on guard. I'm in my prime right now.

[00:19:10] I'm in my prime right now. I'm in my prime right now.

[00:19:12] I'm actually in my prime right now.

[00:19:16] You got to do some, you got to do, you got to do the, you got to do the Clive method,

[00:19:44] bro.

[00:19:45] You're not taking crack bro. Yes, I do in coke. Yes, I do everything bro. It's just all it should

[00:19:51] Your midfaces

[00:20:05] Said I'm chopped he flexed on me said my midfaces long

[00:20:09] Like I might kill myself in GTA like literally 1v1 ranked arena get me back in bro

[00:20:14] I found the technique chat. I know how to do it, bro

[00:20:27] Talk to blitz

[00:20:32] Stop cheating

[00:20:34] I

[00:20:38] Don't come walkie's place mom you got mom you see you got mom

[00:20:44] We have a shape on it boy. Yo, yo, yo kids say I shut the fuck up all five times we can live in these two bitch

[00:20:49] Fuck you. Yo, literally. Yo, yo, yo, someone call only rematch someone call only rematch

[00:20:55] Someone call only rematch, bro. Yo, I did it. Yo, yo, I'm locked in right now. I'm locked in I'm locked in

[00:21:00] He said you were a fuck-ass bitch in Russian, but yo, I'm dead ass in my prime right now, bro

[00:21:07] Mald bro, Mald, Mald bro, Mald, Mald, just Mald bro, chat it's uh, I don't know what

[00:21:35] my god, my god, my god, my god, no I will stop

[00:22:00] anyway, another lie

[00:22:02] I

[00:22:04] Mean I just thought it was big bro

[00:22:07] Like I'm not a guy. I'm like a recipe bro

[00:22:11] I'll never use that app again, bro. I'm never using that app again, bro

[00:22:14] But I've never used that app again, bro, like ever

[00:22:26] Yo, I think we got it now though, right chat

[00:22:28] What?

[00:22:30] Like low key?

[00:22:39] Why does it work so much better when you look up?

[00:22:53] It hides the long face.

[00:22:55] It's my face without long chat, be honest, but ready?

[00:23:02] Three, two, one.

[00:23:12] Holy fuck, very long, holy shit, stretched res.

[00:23:18] Half the camera frame is your face.

[00:23:22] bro guys come on I'm not chopped bro stop I'm not that chopped bro stop guys

[00:23:36] Come on bro chill chill chill chill

[00:23:48] Oh, that's in mobs. Oh, you're longer. It's already ever

[00:23:59] Yeah, papa

[00:24:01] MOGGED!

[00:24:05] You're insane, bro.

[00:24:16] Yeah, that's so fucking rigged.

[00:24:20] MOGGED, pussy.

[00:24:22] Yeah, you fucking Anglemaxer.

[00:24:24] MOGGED, pussy.

[00:24:25] Yeah, stay Anglemaxing fucking pussy.

[00:24:28] You're on me the top.

[00:24:30] and your angle maxing you fucking pussy ass nigga fucking fat ass nigga big ass

[00:24:36] squidward ass nose fucking moon release a eyebrows nigga kill yourself nigga

[00:24:40] all right that's enough of that app chat I'm gonna go kill myself now all right

[00:24:44] I'll see y'all tomorrow

[00:24:47] What is happening, where's the open, what the fuck?

[00:25:04] Yo, yo, what was that bro?

[00:25:11] Why was he so mad?

[00:25:13] What the fuck?

[00:25:16] He caught you angle-maxing.

[00:25:19] Started spamming the egg word cause he got mott.

[00:25:22] What the fuck is Squidward knows Mona Lisa eyebrows even mean, bro?

[00:25:27] I've never gotten that before.

[00:25:29] I've never gotten that.

[00:25:30] What even is that, bro?

[00:25:31] What even is that?

[00:25:32] It doesn't work.

[00:25:33] You need to-

[00:25:34] I'm ready up.

[00:25:35] I'm ready up.

[00:25:36] I'm ready up.

[00:25:37] Three, two, one.

[00:25:38] Fucking cheater.

[00:25:39] What is this?

[00:25:40] You're gonna get it.

[00:25:41] what is this yo what the fuck yo what is that shit you're cheating what is that

[00:25:54] what is yo chat this might be my new favorite game with this angle maxing

[00:25:59] shit I'm gonna keep it above the child bro yo is this considered cheating chat

[00:26:11] I

[00:26:30] His PC blew up

[00:26:32] Jack should we host a viewer mug off bro Jack should we host a viewer mug off?

[00:26:41] Should we actually, bro, I'm just scared though.

[00:26:43] What are you guys gonna like whip out your cocks

[00:26:45] and get me banned, bro?

[00:26:46] Like, I swear, bro.

[00:27:00] Mald.

[00:27:03] I like the Naruto poster.

[00:27:05] Thank you, bro, thank you.

[00:27:07] Where'd you get it from?

[00:27:08] Oh, they got it off Tee-Me.

[00:27:10] How much was it 20 bucks? Oh, that's kind of expensive for a team of product. Yeah, I know it was but you know, it's pretty cool

[00:27:17] Don't know. Yeah, no, it's very cool. What about my Naruto poster?

[00:27:22] Yo, what the fuck that's great. Are you like Naruto's number one fan or what? Yes, bro. Yes, bro

[00:27:28] You know, you know, actually

[00:27:30] I think I'm like in the conversation with you bro. I don't want to talk to you, bro. I want to mock bro. You crazy, bro

[00:27:40] Yeah, you guys think they got time for conversations around here bro listen if you're sub below 7.5 don't talk to me

[00:27:48] All right, if you're sub below 5 don't talk to me. Don't talk to me, bro

[00:27:52] I'm only talking to the most elegance of human beings on this earth. You all understand me, bro

[00:27:56] So if you're below 7.5 right now press off my stream unfollow and unsub

[00:28:01] I don't want you I don't want you chopped people following you bro. No, bro. No, dude

[00:28:05] No, you know, I'm looking for the most prestige human beings to follow me. All right

[00:28:09] I want the most prestige community

[00:28:17] Come on bro chat. What's our win streak right now? I think I can drop a tactical nuke right now if I want to

[00:28:23] angle max her ego lol

[00:28:27] Bro stop bro stop guys come on bro. I've been getting forwards all my life, bro. Loki. This is a pretty fun website now, bro

[00:28:34] The fact that I have consistently 8th bro, I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of fire bro.

[00:28:38] This is a really good website, I fuck with this website.

[00:28:40] Try not to actually even invest money into this website after today bro, holy shit.

[00:28:45] Find a new match.

[00:28:46] So is it obvious I'm angle-maxing, chat, what if I do this?

[00:28:55] What if I go into the next one like this?

[00:29:00] Holy fucking giraffe neck neck mug lol double barrel shotgun

[00:29:13] It's not working anymore, bro. It's not working anymore, bro. All right, it's done. Do we do

[00:29:28] one more do we do one more model do we do one more model and play some like

[00:29:32] reacts or some shit like what is happening bro yo what is this no one's

[00:29:37] joining anymore I say I mugged everyone chat I'm on everyone on the servers

[00:29:47] your elo is too high now yeah there's no one anymore trap I W a bro listen chat I

[00:29:56] I told y'all bro, I told y'all man.

[00:29:59] I wish I knew that tech before I did it with

[00:30:00] OnlyPixel, because now I'm gonna get clipped on Twitter

[00:30:03] with onlyMogging me.

[00:30:04] I'm gonna look on TikTok and there's gonna be edits

[00:30:06] of me getting mugged.

[00:30:07] Like that ass.

[00:30:08] There's gonna be edits of me getting mugged

[00:30:09] by OnlyPixel now.

[00:30:10] Like it's, it's obviously there's nothing I can do anymore.

[00:30:12] All right chat, listen.

[00:30:13] ["Mogging Me"]

[00:30:20] All right.

[00:30:21] We're having a drink from 2009. We're hard of the moment. So it's intimate. We're having a drink

[00:30:29] Okay, reacts or gets the rank

[00:30:37] All right, that's enough of that half chat. I'm gonna go kill myself now. All right, I'll see you out tomorrow, bro

[00:30:51] What is happening was open

[00:31:04] Fucking asshole, bro

[00:31:11] All right

[00:31:13] Okay

[00:31:14] Okay, okay, okay. Let's just react bro. Let's just react to them put some valor bro. Let's go react. Let's see

[00:31:20] chat is today reacts good this is AI this is AI no I'm not gay it's just AI

[00:31:33] it's just AI bro

[00:31:36] K-San bro K-San you know what bro K-San I swear to you I'm going to I've wanted to have my own

[00:31:44] for later of the years, but the thing is I just don't know where to get started though.

[00:31:50] I don't know how to get started on this, like I don't know how to get started.

[00:31:54] And like I would definitely lose money but I literally wouldn't even care, like it was just me starting.

[00:31:59] Bro Chat, imagine there's a world where I have my own siege team.

[00:32:03] Bro imagine he has, imagine, bro imagine, imagine chat, imagine.

[00:32:08] Imagine it's like stomping, spoilt, shiko, like all the good people on one team.

[00:32:16] Big fucking real voice, I don't understand what the fuck does that even fucking mean in real voice?

[00:32:20] I fucking sound like a fucking normal team, I fucking do that.

[00:32:22] Damn bro, I don't even have any fucking, I don't even have any fucking shit.

[00:32:25] Fuck.

[00:32:26] Get some of this shit, I don't have any fucking time, bro.

[00:32:29] Jeez man, geez man, geez man.

[00:32:32] I tried to just see what happened with spoilt and stomping yesterday.

[00:32:38] Hey guys, it's me after dropping straight garbage last night. I've decided to retire

[00:32:56] Yeah, see I low key I was gonna bro the thing is I was gonna move into this house

[00:33:02] Okay, I was but the thing is the thing is

[00:33:06] Because the basement isn't yours, which means someone lives in your basement, like unironically,

[00:33:18] like Wallahi, I'm not even trolling, like someone lives in my basement.

[00:33:26] I swear to God, I swear to God.

[00:33:29] So I was going to move into this house, but apparently someone lives in the basement, which

[00:33:33] I don't know why they do that in in Canada bro like why are you allowed to share a house bro the most stupid shit ever no

[00:33:48] Chat what who's a better fighter Connor McGregor or

[00:33:56] Bro, what's his name for the other guy if they're really really good like bro y'all the way

[00:34:00] later bro. Khabib, yes, there you go. Connor or Khabib? Khabib, Mogs, really?

[00:34:10] Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi. Hi. Can you hear me? Yeah. Uh,

[00:34:23] I'm currently live, okay.

[00:34:24] That's fine.

[00:34:26] How are you?

[00:34:27] I'm good.

[00:34:28] How are you?

[00:34:29] I'm doing pretty good.

[00:34:31] Uh, what?

[00:34:34] Can I, I'll play back in like 30 seconds, you know what I'm saying?

[00:34:39] Alright.

[00:34:40] Sorry.

[00:34:41] That was a really hard watch.

[00:34:43] Hello?

[00:34:44] That was a hard watch.

[00:34:45] What are you doing?

[00:34:46] That was a really hard watch.

[00:34:48] Hello?

[00:34:48] That was a hard watch.

[00:34:50] What are you doing?

[00:34:53] I really hope that's a bit, because what the fuck was that?

[00:34:55] Now are you just leaving or hanging right now?

[00:34:56] What are you back here for?

[00:34:57] What are you, like, what are you, like, what are you, like?

[00:34:59] Are you gay?

[00:34:59] Like, what do I say?

[00:35:00] And it's like, what are we being gay for?

[00:35:01] Are you gay?

[00:35:01] Not gay, I just don't know what to say, like, what do I say?

[00:35:03] Do you want to go over here tonight?

[00:35:04] Bro, just slow, brother, pretend that you're talking to me.

[00:35:06] Just be like, hey, what are you doing, say, yeah,

[00:35:07] you want to go do something?

[00:35:08] I'm streaming, OK?

[00:35:08] Yeah, no, no, no, OK.

[00:35:09] Uh, how do I say, yeah, uh, she never got back to know what the day was, she said no.

[00:35:25] Oh my god.

[00:35:27] Oh, boy, I'm in this boy, Iceman.

[00:35:31] All of these only fans, models on a gram

[00:35:34] If I slide in the DM and I try and just talk to you

[00:35:38] Then I would just be a fan

[00:35:40] Just perform for 20,000 fans

[00:35:42] Now she want 20,000 fans

[00:35:44] How the fuck does that make sense?

[00:35:46] Baby, I'm just trying to understand

[00:35:48] I was saying we should get some sun

[00:36:01] I just want to have a litty day

[00:36:03] day

[00:36:04] day

[00:36:05] day

[00:36:06] day

[00:36:07] day

[00:36:08] day

[00:36:09] day

[00:36:10] day

[00:36:11] day

[00:36:12] day

[00:36:18] when I watch you someone is fucking like, I don't understand

[00:36:31] but was michael jackson did but did michael jackson really have that much

[00:36:39] like fucking aura bro if there's a predator in my game it's me if there's a

[00:36:45] predator in my game it's me

[00:36:48] Oh my god.

[00:36:55] I shot him!

[00:37:02] Oh man!

[00:37:07] Yeah!

[00:37:08] Yeah!

[00:37:09] Too easy!

[00:37:10] I told you!

[00:37:11] Yeah, it was easy.

[00:37:12] Wee!

[00:37:13] Oh ho ho!

[00:37:14] Yeah, well he's getting carried by fucking two predators.

[00:37:18] two pro players like, you know?

[00:37:22] Mogged by a 40 year old peanut retard bar.

[00:37:29] Oh my god, how do you do that?

[00:37:31] You gotta be still stupid, bro.

[00:37:33] Didn't know Muda had a game like that.

[00:37:36] It's not me, bro.

[00:37:38] Like what?

[00:37:42] No.

[00:37:46] NOOOOOOO!

[00:37:48] Tung Tung Tung, so who has died?

[00:37:53] Tung Tung, so who are you?

[00:37:55] NOOOOO!

[00:38:01] No, rest in peace Tung Tung, so who are you bro?

[00:38:05] He was so young bro.

[00:38:18] We're not in China! I'm a football coach!

[00:38:29] Bro, na na na na na na, Easter egg and the Drake music video, be patient.

[00:38:48] Give me the truth like I'm picking a l-

[00:38:58] Die, bro, die.

[00:39:01] Die, bro.

[00:39:02] I gotta look for houses, but no time to look for girls.

[00:39:06] Big nose, probably bro.

[00:39:08] Can you not decline your likes on Grindr?

[00:39:11] What?

[00:39:12] Yes, we should have a fucking time, bro.

[00:39:15] Jeez, man.

[00:39:16] Geez man, geez man

[00:39:19] Once that child look for houses, bro. I gotta look for houses once I gotta look for houses

[00:39:26] Check my job be honest, bro

[00:39:33] Well, we're not gonna find like man, I hope we find a house, bro. I really hope we find a house, bro

[00:39:46] Why did you want to go to my ass?

[00:40:16] I'm not watching this.

[00:40:29] How Drake was in the studio writing Iceman.

[00:40:32] Alright.

[00:40:33] No cooking tonight.

[00:40:35] Tragedy.

[00:40:36] It's a birthday party.

[00:40:38] No excuse for what you're holding.

[00:40:41] All right, no cooking tonight. It's a birthday party. No excuse for what you're holding.

[00:40:46] And we got way too much McDonald's. Understatement. As requested by the birthday boy. I would tell my son no instantly. And we're celebrating. Slop celebration. Even though my kids have been sick most of the week with influenza. Because you've weakened their immune systems with inflammatory food. I asked somebody for his birthday. He said he wanted homemade slappy joe. Hopefully grass-fed beef with sourdough bread. With the homemade ones. Good. I'm gonna be honest, I told him out of it. Talking son out of real food to give him crap instead, terrible. I promised him I would make it later this week. Homemade food, good.

[00:41:09] I did not want to fit tonight, I'm not feeling too well.

[00:41:11] Because your lifestyle is unhealthy.

[00:41:12] One for my teenager.

[00:41:14] I'm sorry, teenager.

[00:41:15] I apologize.

[00:41:16] Chad, if you're okay, Chad, the one thing,

[00:41:18] and this is genuinely a question, so don't get mad at me.

[00:41:20] Like genuinely, voila, he don't get mad at me.

[00:41:23] As a guy who's been like very skinny his entire life,

[00:41:29] the people that are like, I don't want to say the word fat,

[00:41:32] but like just big people.

[00:41:33] Is that a personal choice or can you genetically be big?

[00:41:38] Like genuinely.

[00:41:39] Cause I don't know.

[00:41:41] Like is it like a, is it like, cause like, can you, is it both?

[00:41:46] Is it personal?

[00:41:48] Like you have to personally eat a lot to be big

[00:41:51] or is it literally just genetics?

[00:41:56] Genetics, but genetics have a small factor, but both.

[00:42:05] You're born skinny because your nose took all the fat in.

[00:42:09] Mara.

[00:42:14] Hi, grandma.

[00:42:15] One for grandpa.

[00:42:15] Microindulances to you, grandpa.

[00:42:16] And over, yours, two large fries.

[00:42:18] Two large science experiments.

[00:42:19] We got way too many chicken nuggets.

[00:42:21] 20.

[00:42:22] horrendous.

[00:42:22] 40.

[00:42:23] I mean, I've never ate at McDonald's, though,

[00:42:24] Chad, believe it or not.

[00:42:25] The only thing I've had from McDonald's

[00:42:26] was like a filet-o-fish when my mom didn't cook one day

[00:42:28] when I was like nine years old.

[00:42:30] And then I had a little like Oreo McFlurry phase

[00:42:32] when I was like 15 and I used to smoke a lot of weed.

[00:42:34] Other than that, bro, to be honest, yeah, bro.

[00:42:37] I mean, I haven't ever touched McDonald's.

[00:42:40] I hate the city lights, why is everything so dark?

[00:42:50] Like, what even is this?

[00:42:51] I hate the city lights, why is everything so dark?

[00:42:54] Why bro, why do you keep sending me the clip of when there was water on the basketball court and I slipped?

[00:43:01] Not because of my fault by the way.

[00:43:03] Because, because there was water on the floor.

[00:43:06] This guy added a watermark freeze frank like bro no one's feeling the shitty ass fucking edit

[00:43:13] What even is this?

[00:43:15] How much do you eat daily? I probably eat around like 2000 no probably like 25 to

[00:43:21] 3500 calories a day would be like my my typical okay my typical

[00:43:26] 2500 to 3500 a day, what's that?

[00:43:30] When I wake up I have four eggs in the morning an avocado toast sandwich and a cup of coffee and

[00:43:35] And then I have um

[00:43:38] And then I'll have like a meal prep for my meal prep company

[00:43:41] Probably like chicken and rice or beef and rice or beef and potatoes or yes

[00:43:45] I have three to four meals a day bro. Is that bad?

[00:43:49] Is that bad

[00:43:51] That's a lot if you're not working out. Well, yeah, good thing. I'm working out bro. Look at my physique, bro

[00:43:57] six pack abs

[00:43:59] Titties literally if I'm left to right you don't even want to know what my arms look like brah. I'm being humble today

[00:44:04] I'm covering all my chat like it's national girlfriend's day and a lot of girls watch me

[00:44:09] So I know I chose to wear like a long sleeve t-shirt. So I don't take any of the girls bro. You know what I'm saying

[00:44:14] I'm trying to be respectful today. You know I'm saying

[00:44:17] Divorced nipples split the seas ass nipples

[00:44:22] Jason the ween ass nipples

[00:44:29] I feel bad man, I feel bad bro, I haven't been playing a lot of Valorant recently, like

[00:44:46] at all, so let's do some Valorant today bro.

[00:44:48] Oh yeah, I'm down to play some Valorant today.

[00:44:52] Ice man baby, why you so cold?

[00:44:55] Oh

[00:44:59] Wait chat should we play chat do y'all want me to play Valorant or do y'all want me to guess the ranks

[00:45:05] Tendered hinge segment chat. How do I tell y'all no girl has liked me from yesterday?

[00:45:09] So I have zero likes on Tinder and I have zero likes on hinge right now. I'll be honest with y'all

[00:45:16] I'm gonna be honest with y'all bro. I'm gonna be honest with y'all

[00:45:18] freeze the world ice man baby why you so cold grinder segments listen bro if

[00:45:31] someone says grinder segments one more time I'm gonna punch my monitor which

[00:45:36] I y'all understand we're literally like maybe five games away from being radiant

[00:45:39] look at my leaderboard brother which went away no matter what got money on my

[00:45:42] mind I can never give it up literally just fucking the same all right bros

[00:45:45] Let's get some rank, bro. Let's get some ranks.

[00:45:51] Valorant clips.

[00:45:53] Alright, bro. Let's see what we got.

[00:45:58] Oh my god.

[00:46:00] Chinese?

[00:46:02] Chat, bro, I think my next modathon is going to be in China.

[00:46:05] Teradiant.

[00:46:15] I don't know, I don't know

[00:46:17] I don't know

[00:46:19] It's open

[00:46:21] It's been changed

[00:46:23] Okay, is this motherfuckers cheating?

[00:46:25] Is this motherfuckers cheating?

[00:46:27] Three kills up through the wall

[00:46:29] What the fuck

[00:46:33] Oh, oh

[00:46:37] It's open

[00:46:45] Yeah, this guy's literally cheating.

[00:46:55] He sounds like Malvin.

[00:46:57] Don't you need a passport to make an account in China?

[00:47:01] What do you mean account?

[00:47:02] What do you mean?

[00:47:04] I have a passport.

[00:47:06] Canada opened their borders.

[00:47:10] Canada opened their borders.

[00:47:13] Q. Illinois. I wanna play versus you.

[00:47:20] Uh, chat, I can't really guess the rank of that if I'm gonna be honest.

[00:47:24] Like, that shit was like the most lucky fucking...

[00:47:27] No, I was like the most lucky round ever.

[00:47:29] Like, chat, I can't even fucking...

[00:47:33] Oh, watch. Run away.

[00:47:40] It's been...

[00:47:40] Ice man baby why you so cold freeze the world

[00:47:51] freeze the alright let's give me a clip now let's go

[00:47:55] BANG!

[00:47:57] Okay okay chat now listen is this the real Paper X Forsaken is Paper X Forsaken actually

[00:48:04] in my community dropping a guess my rank challenge

[00:48:07] Holy shit, I like the crosshair placement. We have astra on this map instead of omen

[00:48:15] Which is kind of concerning me fade instead of sova. This is automatically platinum or lower because no sky instead of a sova

[00:48:26] Chamber instead of a cipher or a killjoy. This has to be like platinum already

[00:48:32] Good aim

[00:48:34] Oh my god, good crosshair placement though.

[00:48:38] Shout out, I'm not an unrated, I'm in comp, dumbass.

[00:48:43] No pop.

[00:48:53] Okay, good aim, good mechanics, but the teamplay is kinda throwing me off.

[00:48:59] So, I'm gonna have to say this is like...

[00:49:02] ...plot.

[00:49:04] Ascendant to diamond one

[00:49:07] Yeah, and diamond one lobbies you guys are still not even picking the right cobs. Are you serious?

[00:49:14] How the fuck is this diamond?

[00:49:16] Diamond and you guys are still not picking the right cobs. Yo, wake up, bro. Wake up

[00:49:23] Do you have a fan blowing on your monitor, what is happening here?

[00:49:27] Valorant in China is operated by Tencent, not Riot Directly, and has strict requirements

[00:49:37] tied to Chinese Identify.

[00:49:43] Chinese phone number, Chinese national ID, a Chinese bank account?

[00:49:52] What the fuck?

[00:49:53] I need all of this shit?

[00:49:55] Why?

[00:49:56] Apex Legends streamer and boy gaming has done something absolutely insane, reaching masters

[00:50:08] in the game while riding a unicycle.

[00:50:10] I mean like how fucking bored do you have to be in life to reach masters on a fucking

[00:50:15] tricycle?

[00:50:16] One shot on me one one one one shot one shot

[00:50:35] Let's fucking go, baby!

[00:51:01] Let's go!

[00:51:04] Oh my god.

[00:51:06] Like, I think everybody in the Apex community knows

[00:51:11] how hard this game is.

[00:51:13] How the fuck is this guy a higher ranked enemy

[00:51:15] than he's riding a tricycle?

[00:51:17] Anyway, back to the segment, bro.

[00:51:21] So, is this motherfucker's mic, like, coming out of a fridge?

[00:51:24] I'm not too sure, but it's all good.

[00:51:31] Uh, type one of the chat if you're wet.

[00:51:32] Tap through the chat if you're a brick this fuck, tap through the chat if you have a small talk.

[00:51:41] If he hits one more shot like that chat, I'm gonna take my pants off and get banned on Twitch, showing you guys all my cock.

[00:52:02] Okay, good aim, jet last alive, the score is 9-11, the ties are tied, the universe is

[00:52:19] colliding.

[00:52:20] I'm going to say this is easily ascendant mechanics.

[00:52:25] Hey bro chat, as a rank 1 and 2 different content from EU and NA, I'm here to tell y'all

[00:52:36] right now bro.

[00:52:37] Shit's not sweet bro.

[00:52:38] Shit's not sweet.

[00:52:39] I told y'all bro, I'm not here to play around.

[00:52:41] Let's play.

[00:52:43] Over here.

[00:52:45] I'm pissed your fear!

[00:52:56] Spike down, A.

[00:53:05] This is amazing mechanics.

[00:53:08] I love this mechanics. I love the decision-making. I love the big ego plays

[00:53:15] Diamond I want to honestly say immortal

[00:53:18] But there's a fade on your team and everyone knows why is there a fade instead of a soba?

[00:53:23] So I'm either ascendant or diamond. I'm gonna lock in diamond

[00:53:38] Silver 2.

[00:53:44] I just complimented a silver 2 player.

[00:53:47] Uh, yeah.

[00:53:53] So it wasn't low, unfortunately.

[00:53:54] I'm lucky.

[00:53:56] No escape.

[00:54:07] Okay, holy fucking aim right now two bullets one shot chat was that lucky or not? I'm gonna be honest

[00:54:17] I'm gonna say luck bro. I'm gonna say look

[00:54:21] Deadlock player. I don't know if you're attacking or defending. No, you're attacking because you can see spike

[00:54:27] There's a deadlock on this team. I'm not too sure why there's a deadlock instead of like a cipher anything chat is deadlock even good on this map

[00:54:34] I'm not too sure I don't place it to know but I'm pretty sure I've only seen ciphers and like killer joys on this map

[00:54:41] Because of the underground alt retake so yeah deadlock is a very shitty player here or a shitty character here

[00:54:47] So nice shots though. Let's continue

[00:54:57] Yes, good rain, not gonna lie. It's good rain. Oh

[00:55:00] Oh

[00:55:02] Gold

[00:55:04] Plot one I mean close shot close bro close close close

[00:55:11] All right, is this guy playing on like mobile resolution like what is happening is this like mobile resolution like what is even happening, bro?

[00:55:25] Oh my god

[00:55:27] Oh

[00:55:29] Yeah, I'm not sure she got a job job job job job. I do this in this man. I don't know. This is a young

[00:55:39] Okay, good hold by so but it's kind of hard though to like it's kind of hard to guess your rank

[00:55:45] But from your mechanics you have to be at least done

[00:55:57] Wait, China has its own Valorant website?

[00:56:03] Bro, China, I'm kinda worried bro, can we even do China a Valorant bro?

[00:56:08] Like we might have to like hit someone up from the division or some shit, like 100%

[00:56:12] they can make an account for me bro, China came.

[00:56:23] This guy is like doing a cinematic recording with his clip.

[00:56:53] What do you mean it's cheating?

[00:56:55] Why are you guys saying cheating?

[00:57:03] Wait...

[00:57:11] I do see the lock on...

[00:57:14] But I mean, chat, what if he just has like a shit mouse?

[00:57:23] I'm still getting used to this soundboard, bro, let's take a little bit, bro, I'm on

[00:57:44] a new one, bro.

[00:57:45] I'm on a new one, bro.

[00:57:46] What, Jesus?

[00:57:47] Uh, I don't know, bro, like, radiance, like, bronze too.

[00:57:51] Well loggy may God kill all my viewers if you're not cheating you are cheating

[00:57:58] There is no boss doing this shit, bro. Yes, bro. He's cheating brown. Okay. We're all safe. I don't care, bro

[00:58:04] We're safe Chad doesn't matter bro. We're safe. It's okay Chad. We're safe bro. He's cheating. It's all good

[00:58:10] Who is this?

[00:58:23] What is that?

[00:58:26] This motherfucker scratched the camera quality with his phone to clean it bro.

[00:58:32] Yo, OBS is free, it's zero dollars.

[00:58:35] What is this?

[00:58:37] I

[00:58:44] I

[00:58:47] I

[00:58:49] I

[00:58:52] I

[00:58:57] I

[00:58:59] I

[00:59:01] I

[00:59:03] silver. Yeah. Oh, good flick. Omen, Sova, Isojet, Mick, Sage. What is this? Like 20,

[00:59:18] 17 comp, bro? What is happening, bro? Reina and Omen. Good. Where are you, Alton? Garage?

[00:59:25] Good Alts. Very, very, very obvious Alt, but good Alts. Fully util and it's at the end

[00:59:32] of the round and you also have a green smoke. Interesting.

[00:59:35] Player standing. 1v3 situation here. Show us something,

[00:59:39] Omen. Daddy, show us. You know someone's back set, you have blind, you have blind, you

[00:59:43] have blind, you have blind. Heaven can see you. Good. See behind them? You can dive from

[00:59:50] Heaven. Alright.

[00:59:53] One enemy remaining. Three killed. What's another death?

[01:00:03] clutch

[01:00:12] platinum

[01:00:19] I knew it bro, I knew it

[01:00:20] alright, excuse me

[01:00:21] sorry about the stretched resolution

[01:00:23] it can't be that bad

[01:00:25] bottle

[01:00:27] literally half the screen is black

[01:00:29] oh good

[01:00:30] Pistol round, uh, pistol round, okay.

[01:00:37] One way this, instead of smoking heaven, instantly gold to silver, instantly gold to silver.

[01:00:59] or lower gold to or lower and then mr. loop is trying to rage bait he's correct

[01:01:09] he is not wrong yes loop you're right bro you're right you're right you're

[01:01:14] right you're right bro you're right oh he even said one lens not

[01:01:29] Oh

[01:01:34] Actually

[01:01:38] All right one of you two because you don't smoke heaven

[01:01:44] Don't James

[01:01:49] Good name good name good name

[01:01:52] But you should have smoked heaven bro, uh because your entire team died to it. So that means

[01:01:57] uh let's see bro let's see let's see uh honestly gold gold or lower bro diamond

[01:02:06] the one you're a retard bro you're a retard bro you're a retard

[01:02:12] I'm

[01:02:19] I'm

[01:02:26] I'm

[01:02:31] I'm

[01:02:38] Like I don't even know what agent you're playing.

[01:02:45] What agent are you playing?

[01:02:48] What is this?

[01:02:50] You should never have this graphics in 2026.

[01:02:53] It's impossible.

[01:02:54] How do you even have this in 2026?

[01:02:58] Are you playing off a microwave?

[01:03:01] Are you playing off a microwave?

[01:03:05] What is this?

[01:03:23] This motherfucker has to be fucked with me.

[01:03:25] He has to be fucked with me.

[01:03:27] He literally has to be fucked.

[01:03:29] Why is the screen spinning?

[01:03:31] Can someone tell me

[01:03:33] Tell me why the screen is splitting me now. Why is it spinning? What is happening here? What is going on?

[01:03:51] Why is the screen blue bro? Well, I'm gonna tweak out. We'll lock you will lock you on my life on everything

[01:03:56] I love I'm gonna tweak out. Why is the screen purple and blue?

[01:03:59] what is that bill what the fuck is happening with this video right now

[01:04:04] genuinely what is this are you off LSD are you on drugs what is this no I'm

[01:04:18] gonna ban this guy I'm gonna ban this guy I'm gonna ban this guy I'm genuinely

[01:04:22] gonna ban this guy bro what is this

[01:04:25] I don't know why he felt the need to do that dude. You're getting kills

[01:04:53] I get the only reason why I know you're getting kills is because there's fucking kill notification up right

[01:04:58] What the fuck is this bit rate? What what are you recording off of bro?

[01:05:10] Like I'm a fucking band yeah

[01:05:12] And he had the audacity to put guess my rank

[01:05:23] How the fuck am I supposed to know what your rank is off that shit bro?

[01:05:30] How am I supposed to know what your bronze platinum to?

[01:05:36] Like how am I supposed to fuck?

[01:05:37] Yo Joey!

[01:05:38] Yo Joey!

[01:05:39] You are a dumbass!

[01:05:40] You are a dumbass!

[01:05:41] Good pixel, good angle, bad aim, but good recovery, oh my god, oh my god, whoo!

[01:06:07] Ascendant, fuck, diamond, Lululala, show us what you got, bro, the ring.

[01:06:57] Like, did you just skip the entire round?

[01:07:27] Done.

[01:07:57] I'm here.

[01:08:02] Last player standing.

[01:08:11] Get out of my way!

[01:08:19] I planted

[01:08:33] One enemy remain

[01:08:39] You're running whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa your one HP, and you're running around like this

[01:08:45] like what is this you are not clearing anything one bullet with literally my

[01:08:52] dick what are you doing it's fully exposing yourself to a 50-50 here and

[01:08:59] And it's full of two angles of Mjolnir.

[01:09:11] Yeah, horrible play.

[01:09:12] Horrible.

[01:09:13] Aw, and there's not even a rank.

[01:09:15] So, you're probably like Silver, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:09:17] Bronze. Copper. Plastic, honestly.

[01:09:19] Honestly.

[01:09:20] Oh my god.

[01:09:26] Oh!

[01:09:27] What is this guy's name?

[01:09:35] Cypher's Cam Girl.

[01:09:41] Cypher's Cam Girl.

[01:09:49] I forgot over one enemy remaining

[01:09:58] okay good aim good aim good aim good aim good aim very good aim bro but I don't know

[01:10:18] Like silver gold peak rake platinum current rank gold oh

[01:10:40] Playing on oven and your graphics is set to maximum you have a sky

[01:10:44] Okay, neon. Okay. This is a good team pick instead of instead of sage. Sage is gonna ask

[01:10:51] Say hello your reyna is just looking at you like you're a retard, which I fucking already want to slap the shit out of him

[01:10:56] So honestly, it's probably already gold

[01:11:00] Completely beating his entire team reyna go fuck yourself

[01:11:07] My god

[01:11:09] Smoke and grab bomb, what are you doing?

[01:11:12] Why would you smoke that?

[01:11:14] You know both of them are on A, what the fuck are you doing?

[01:11:17] Instantly deducted 10 points, instantly down to gold.

[01:11:24] That rain is literally retarded.

[01:11:25] Now let me just stupid this rain I've ever seen in my entire life.

[01:11:31] You grab bomb and rotate A, Sky is also just running in with his cock in his face, yeah,

[01:11:37] gold.

[01:11:38] Honestly, better gas, to be honest.

[01:11:59] This was good. This was actually good.

[01:12:08] What mouse pad is this this mouse pad looks fire oh my god ascendant easily

[01:12:23] yeah I said it I said it I said it all radiance honestly I should have picked

[01:12:29] radiant bro he has the fucking G pros super light with the artist that I

[01:12:32] should have said radiant or immortal I should have said immortal chat up bro you

[01:12:36] You know what bro, quick segment pause, bro, I'm buying an Artisan mousepad, Artisan mousepad XXL.

[01:12:44] Chat, what's the big ones now? They're called XXL, right? They're not XL anymore, they're XXL, right Chat?

[01:12:52] Right Chat, they're XXL?

[01:12:55] Bro, please buy Glasspad. I'm not buying anything you ever say, loop. I'm gonna be honest, bro, I'm sorry.

[01:13:02] The fact that you just said that the guy is smart for smoking the one-way instead of the heaven. You're a retard

[01:13:09] I'm not buying anything. I'm not listening to anything you ever tell me ever

[01:13:12] All right, you're honestly lucky. I don't ban you from my chat, bro. All right

[01:13:20] Please switch to console and stop streaming we need a break. What does that mean?

[01:13:25] Yo chat where do I get it bro can I not buy artisan from artisan mousepad I don't understand

[01:13:35] can I not buy from amazon.ca artisan pads?

[01:13:42] Buy glass pad chat I don't know if I want to buy glass pad.

[01:13:46] Pads are like low-key kind of mid, no?

[01:13:59] You know what bro, one fact let me check Facebook chat people honestly sometimes sell artisan pads on Facebook

[01:14:05] Let me see artisan mouse pad xxl

[01:14:09] Artisan zero extra soft the large no no no no no no no no no chat not used people have

[01:14:25] new ones sometimes they like scalp and then buy and sell it for for more expensive a little

[01:14:29] bit.

[01:14:30] But I don't know man where do I buy a mouse pad bro where do I buy a mouse pad buy it from

[01:14:38] Amazon they don't have any on Amazon I just see like extra large like I don't

[01:14:43] see any extra extra large Korean maxing with the five gifts that I love you so

[01:14:50] much God bless you bro I love you Artisan JP slash global yeah but I heard

[01:14:55] that's gonna take like 10 years bro I heard that's gonna take like 10 years

[01:15:02] to get bro literally yeah chat June 9 to 30 like brah that's gonna take nine years to come

[01:15:21] JP gaming what is JP gaming artisan mouse pad

[01:15:26] wait really artisan FX 0 right chat wait say I'm gone chat soft or extra soft

[01:15:45] Yo, whoever said buy this off JP gaming, I fucking love you, bro.

[01:15:52] Chat soft or extra soft?

[01:15:58] An extra, extra large.

[01:16:00] Now, do we want to buy black or do we want to buy duke, dye, orange?

[01:16:06] Do we want to buy dye dye?

[01:16:07] Do we want to buy dye dye orange or do we want to buy black?

[01:16:11] I'm gonna buy black

[01:16:17] This shot I have orange right now, bro, but I can't look there's like a nut on my mousepad bro look

[01:16:22] Like one time I accidentally nutted and I nutted on my mousepad on accident bro, so there's just not on my mousepad

[01:16:28] So we gotta get a new one, bro

[01:16:31] It's coffee. It's coffee. It's coffee. It's coffee, bro. It's coffee. All right, so soft extra large black

[01:16:41] All right, and then also chat while we're here, bro chat while we're here, bro

[01:16:49] while we're here

[01:16:51] Chai low key want to buy a desk mouse pad. What's a desk mouse pad out of all of these?

[01:16:59] What's a desk mouse pad out of all of these?

[01:17:02] Jinxie calling.

[01:17:11] Kaguru, Yoguri?

[01:17:18] Oh!

[01:17:22] Three reviews?

[01:17:24] Yeah, probably not.

[01:17:31] Control Pro

[01:17:35] Yeah, I think artisans the best bro, I'm not gonna lie chat. We're just gonna buy artisan all right chat

[01:17:39] I'm gonna check out real quick

[01:17:41] Can this do they ship to Canada though?

[01:17:44] Chat they ship to Canada. Oh my god delivery United States only

[01:18:01] just ship it to Detroit pick it up in Detroit oh my god bro what the fuck I'm

[01:18:12] gonna pin this for next time off-stream bro because calm little driving segment

[01:18:19] I mean I don't know where I would ship it to bro I don't know if I I don't know

[01:18:28] where I would ship it to what about max gaming chat they only have yeah bro x

[01:18:37] extra large is out of stock

[01:18:42] yeah bro whatever bro smuggle it across the border ship it to my address and I

[01:18:55] will bring it to your house next week like what are you saying uh shipping what is this

[01:19:06] i love you bro wait save a blocky wait is this a real website though get us on the mousepad company

[01:19:13] and get the strata magma shut is this a real company is this a won't need cheats ever again is this a

[01:19:19] Is this a real company?

[01:19:23] Authorized resellers.

[01:19:33] Uh, okay, soft, extra, extra large, add to cart.

[01:19:39] Check out.

[01:19:40] Say Wallahi, bro.

[01:19:41] Say Wallahi.

[01:19:46] $101.

[01:19:48] Once I chat, uh, three to nine business days, one hundred and twenty dollars.

[01:20:07] Fuck it bro, I'm buying it bro.

[01:20:37] Wait, I can use PayPal.

[01:20:39] Should I use PayPal or should I put my credit card on this website?

[01:20:42] Should I use PayPal or should I use PayPal or my card?

[01:20:51] PayPal so you can charge back.

[01:20:54] There's a motherfuckers, there's a scammer in my job.

[01:21:07] you

[01:21:37] you

[01:22:07] you

[01:22:37] you

[01:23:07] you

[01:24:07] Oh, it's not gonna miss ya, man, what the fuck?

[01:24:09] How's it go some aviation?

[01:24:11] I don't know if I'm gonna make it, but I don't know if it's gonna be okay, fuck.

[01:24:15] But in the end, I was in the rain.

[01:24:17] Someone in the chat said this N-word is bronze.

[01:24:21] And then he got timed out.

[01:24:25] What?

[01:24:27] One enemy remaining.

[01:24:29] What the fuck?

[01:24:33] Honestly, good name. I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[01:24:36] We're gonna have to give you

[01:24:40] We're gonna have to give are all your viewers Chinese or what no, but a lot of Valorant viewers are Chinese brah

[01:24:46] I'm very very big in China and Valorant's uh

[01:24:49] Gold nothing really impressed over unfortunately

[01:24:56] What the fuck is this mouse cursor

[01:25:00] If you have this mouse cursor you're automatically sober

[01:25:03] Bronze, even worse. I'm glad we didn't waste our time, bro. What the f**k is that?

[01:25:18] Last player standing.

[01:25:20] I glimpsed. My ult's on him.

[01:25:23] Good aim. Sova last alive.

[01:25:28] Why are you playing Sova on this map and not Sky?

[01:25:33] I'm sorry.

[01:25:40] I'm sorry.

[01:25:45] I'm sorry.

[01:25:52] I'm sorry.

[01:25:59] This is good. This is good.

[01:26:02] You waited out the clove when you died instead of swinging and taking an ego fight, which means you're mature in the brain,

[01:26:09] which also means you are

[01:26:13] Plot. Silver one. That's enough for today's segment.

[01:26:20] Excuse me, Valor.

[01:26:22] picture obs how long was it like that for are you guys fucking serious you

[01:26:34] guys left my OBS like that for that long and no one told me anything chat

[01:26:38] should we snipe yes scene should we snap should we snipe less seen let's

[01:26:51] Let's snipe the S-seeing Bell.

[01:26:53] Let's snipe the S-seeing Bell.

[01:26:56] Chat, who here enjoys Valorant?

[01:26:59] And then who here enjoys Watch Parties?

[01:27:04] What does J.C. Commander do today? Let's see.

[01:27:07] Sports doing a best of three, so we're not gonna miss a single thing.

[01:27:10] Sports doing a best of three, so we're not gonna miss a single thing, okay?

[01:27:14] Worst case scenario, we miss half of map one.

[01:27:17] RUN ASS!

[01:27:21] Y'all better hearts coach

[01:27:25] Chai I want to owe Marvel Jinx you one day. Yo, also, uh

[01:27:31] Yeah, bro, I've been seeing a lot of shit. Why the fuck does this guy look like what the fuck happened to shanks?

[01:27:38] Why does he look like that?

[01:27:44] But what the fuck?

[01:27:47] Why you look so zesty?

[01:27:57] Hey what are you talking about?

[01:28:09] I'm not even zesty

[01:28:11] Of course they're still considered now

[01:28:13] Hey man, what are you doing here now?

[01:28:15] Are you streaming? Are you live?

[01:28:21] I miss you bro, we need to do a

[01:28:39] Yo, hello?

[01:28:44] Hey, what do you saw?

[01:28:47] Yo, bro, it's good.

[01:28:48] Yo, it's good, bro.

[01:28:49] Yo, are you carrying sabrosa right now?

[01:28:53] Hello?

[01:28:54] Are you carrying sabrosa?

[01:28:57] Yeah, you wanna play with him?

[01:29:00] I do, if you give me permission, sir.

[01:29:03] You can have him, bro.

[01:29:04] Do you give me permission, sir?

[01:29:05] Yeah.

[01:29:07] You're last seen non-entity is getting off after this game. Me you're gonna play okay

[01:29:18] Should we get into watch partying this game

[01:29:20] But one thing I've never been able to do is watch party now

[01:29:34] I don't know if it's because I have ADHD maybe I just genuinely find it boring

[01:29:40] But I rather host my own tournament and host my own segments than watch party

[01:29:47] I feel like a cunt. I'm only playing with the lid off man. I'm getting rank one right now

[01:29:53] Oh, yo, can you tell this guy not to tell me where to play bro?

[01:29:57] No, he's sending me to my dad every round. It's actually cheese. I

[01:30:02] Was even concentrating on some you some you some you some you some you some you some you some you some you some you some you

[01:30:11] By the way, should we get coached by Hamza today on League of Legends or should we push for Diamond and Apex Legends?

[01:30:16] Or should we do both? Should we push for Diamond and Apex Legends then hop on it? League of Legends?

[01:30:27] Just do both? Should we do both? I think we're like two or three good games off of Diamond right now.

[01:30:34] Not a bad shout, no.

[01:30:37] Not a bad shout. Not a bad shout.

[01:30:41] FUCKING HOLDING ME BACK!

[01:30:52] Max is just so excited, so excited.

[01:30:55] VIXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!

[01:31:14] Classic.

[01:31:16] Lesso you said you won't play with me on the sand less, right?

[01:31:18] Ah, of course he does see the big round.

[01:31:23] This guy is so, like, he wants to get rake one so bad, but it looks like he's never gonna get rake one at the rate he's going.

[01:31:35] How long will the delay be? Chat, I don't think I'm gonna play with delay, bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:31:39] Moondra, when are you playing VRChat again with Jinxed C?

[01:31:42] Dude, I don't know if we're ever gonna do that, bro. I had a talk with him, bro.

[01:31:46] we might be retiring that segment chat. I'm not going to lie, bro. Like, I don't know.

[01:32:01] And of course the guy named goon warrior 11 is saying no.

[01:32:20] How are you guys losing these games, what the fuck?

[01:32:22] No, we have absolute fucking retards on our team.

[01:32:25] What do you mean losing these games?

[01:32:27] I'm about to be fucking rank one brother, we're winning every game.

[01:32:30] Bro, you're gonna be taked.

[01:32:33] Insha'Allah, insha'Allah.

[01:32:35] Yeah, let me play against you. No, no, no.

[01:32:37] Aaron, we're playing against you now.

[01:32:40] No, play another way, bro. Play another way.

[01:32:42] Yeah, play another way, play another way against us.

[01:32:45] Well, I don't trust this non-entity, guys, because we're sniping now.

[01:32:49] It sounds like a sniper.

[01:32:55] But you know what, chat? I'm gonna be calling these guys up.

[01:32:58] Let's see, maybe we can get this house, chat.

[01:33:03] Chat, you know what, bro?

[01:33:05] Maybe we can get this house, let's see.

[01:33:17] 4K a month is a lot of money, though.

[01:33:19] I agree, I agree, chat.

[01:33:20] $4,000 is a lot of money, bro.

[01:33:22] But chat, I'm kind of getting desperate, bro.

[01:33:24] I'm not gonna lie.

[01:33:25] We'll lie, I'm getting a little bit desperate, bro.

[01:33:28] Muda, do you have $2,000? Do you have $4,000 a month lying around? No, bro. I think we

[01:33:41] should honestly start gifting some subs right now, because chat, I'm going to be honest,

[01:33:44] bro. I don't have that much money, bro.

[01:33:46] Chat, can I please get like one gifted sub, like, or even a prime sub chat? Even a prime

[01:33:53] sub, I'd be happy. Chat, even a prime sub, I'd be happy, bro. Prime sub, gifted sub,

[01:33:58] One prime sub, one prime sub.

[01:34:00] Muda, I'm unsubbing.

[01:34:02] Bar.

[01:34:08] Yo, I'm gonna call, let's call these guys, bro. Let's call these guys.

[01:34:12] Alright, bro, let's call these guys, chat.

[01:34:14] Yo, let me just break the drone and you swing off the time in there.

[01:34:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:34:24] Hello.

[01:34:25] Hey, what's going on, brother? How are you?

[01:34:27] I promise you just gotta wait

[01:34:29] And she took my word for it

[01:34:31] That's all I had to say

[01:34:32] I'm doing pretty good not to myself

[01:34:33] I was wondering brother

[01:34:34] You're a bolder drive house

[01:34:36] Is this the full house

[01:34:38] Or is there someone in the basement?

[01:34:40] Someone in the basement

[01:34:42] Alright, talk to you later

[01:34:44] Peace out

[01:34:47] Like why is there someone in my basement bro

[01:34:50] Like what the fuck

[01:34:51] I don't understand

[01:34:52] Why would I pay $4,000 a month

[01:34:55] someone to live in my basement. No one's swift with the five gifted. Dealer is fool with the five gifted. Y'all could both

[01:35:02] fuck me if you want to bro. Ah, what am I saying bro? I love you. Thank you so much for the five

[01:35:06] gifts bro. I love y'all bro. I appreciate y'all. Chat, would you guys pay five thousand, would y'all pay

[01:35:11] four thousand dollars a month for someone to live in your basement? I want to hear it bro. I want to

[01:35:19] hear it. Would you guys pay four thousand dollars for something like this? Oh my god. I can't believe I

[01:35:23] I got to one inch

[01:35:27] Look at the comebacks we're doing

[01:35:30] Everything is a comeback we're actually done

[01:35:33] We have to play against y'all. I'm sorry. Why why why why why I just wait it

[01:35:38] Because I want to take all your RR. Oh look at my like I'm bored. Look at my fucking my career, bro

[01:35:44] You're not gonna win against me, bro

[01:35:50] Yeah, yeah, you're shitting on these ascendants ready

[01:35:52] They're literally all you know, he's actually playing good players. Okay. Okay, Ellie. Ellie. No, this guy's gonna snipe, bro

[01:35:59] That's not a guy that's not entity guys. No, I swear. He doesn't sign anymore. I saw what do you mean anymore?

[01:36:11] No, I put it on everything

[01:36:14] I don't care. You know fucking tab in and out. I'm gonna say

[01:36:20] That's

[01:36:22] Yeah, listen, yes, you can we just play I have delayed I have 25. I can't take it up. I'm not on toolkit

[01:36:28] Okay, just play with delay then go

[01:36:31] But yeah, yeah, do you have delay? I don't but that's fine. Oh, I'm not not

[01:36:36] Bro, I've won look at many games. I've won without delay. Look at my ring look at my ring

[01:36:42] You're against the ascending lobby. Oh, look, I'm versing radiance. I'm versing radiance. I clicked on your last game

[01:36:49] There's not one radiant. Okay. Look at every other one though all the other ones. There's one one rare one

[01:36:55] 33 kills the run the other one has a fucking ascending three

[01:36:58] Well, that's the one underneath it when I drop 33 kills. No, I know there's this one

[01:37:05] Well, you know, I can't blow I'm like at least 25 seconds. We have no the link

[01:37:11] Oh

[01:37:13] Okay, I'll play against you guys, but say well, no

[01:37:19] No, no, no, I don't care about that. Put it on your mom's life, your dad's life, and your life, and your scene's life, and your cat's life, and your girlfriend's life, that you will not select me this game.

[01:37:26] Okay, mom's life, Subrosa's life, dad's life, cat's life, I won't stop. I don't.

[01:37:31] Okay, okay, I'm done.

[01:37:32] We're gonna farm you no matter what your life is.

[01:37:34] Shit, yes, it's 33 years old.

[01:37:45] Muda, have you ever used your VR, Sophia? I'm not gonna lie.

[01:37:49] No, it's literally in the box since I bought it. I think I might return it. Well, actually, you know what?

[01:37:53] That's a good reminder Amazon.ca

[01:37:57] Your orders I

[01:38:07] Can't even return it anymore

[01:38:10] I'm stuck within virtual reality that I don't use I

[01:38:13] I paid $800.

[01:38:20] Match found.

[01:38:23] And I'm not gonna use it.

[01:38:31] Give it away to chat.

[01:38:32] Let me play book.

[01:38:33] Let me play du-

[01:38:37] Keep playing solo, play for him.

[01:38:49] Are you fucking stupid, the only human being on earth to ever reach rank 1 in NA and EU?

[01:38:55] You're gonna hit someone to play fucking solo, are you stupid?

[01:38:57] I did that already.

[01:38:58] No you didn't, no one has ever done that.

[01:39:00] I've done that.

[01:39:01] doesn't triple do list y'all did a film

[01:39:08] Yeah, where's my $500 you fucking pussy? Oh my god, are you serious cake?

[01:39:21] How are you not bad? Where is my 500?

[01:39:28] You gonna give me my fucking money

[01:39:31] bro oh my god are you thinking what I'm thinking okay are you good at this game or no

[01:39:43] I check my career my fucking bees yeah I guess snipers are you actually gonna play

[01:39:49] this are you guys gonna play you guys gonna play this kick out well I'm gonna

[01:39:53] play this I actually messed you ain't gonna play

[01:39:57] I saw enough training.

[01:39:58] Are you missing clips I gave you?

[01:40:01] Remember the what?

[01:40:02] The clips I gave you or what?

[01:40:03] Yes, the clips I gave you.

[01:40:06] We're still going to lose this game.

[01:40:09] We're still going to lose this game.

[01:40:10] I'm going to get some water and put something on my ass.

[01:40:11] I'll be back.

[01:40:21] Anyone that lays a hand on our lady and I

[01:40:24] They find a bullet in their jaw

[01:40:28] Scared you guys since he would know since he be

[01:40:54] stop stop stop please please please stop stop stop bro please

[01:41:10] reversing I see but he has delay so we can't from me on this night

[01:41:24] I'm bottomed in.

[01:41:39] Oh wow.

[01:41:40] I mean to be fair they did like split on us like crazy.

[01:41:43] Wait, why did you go out there and duelist?

[01:41:45] Cause bro I only know how to play duelist to be honest.

[01:41:50] You're still alive?

[01:41:52] I

[01:41:55] Mokey the only human being to ever hit break what I should have more fucking characters under my belt

[01:42:02] I missed you bro, where have you been bro?

[01:42:05] They dealt with me, bro

[01:42:07] six months

[01:42:10] Actually fucking funny. Yes, actually

[01:42:15] So they gave your ass a perm up a a a a a a I appreciate the honesty

[01:42:22] I don't know I don't know I heard a lot of a and then they cut noise

[01:42:30] Oh

[01:42:36] I'm not out there someone come play on a and that's it just gonna play on site on

[01:42:43] On beer

[01:42:52] orc too

[01:43:03] you want me to kill you?

[01:43:06] uh... no

[01:43:10] oh lord

[01:43:12] get up on body

[01:43:14] get up on the other side

[01:43:17] there's one man

[01:43:19] I need a gun, eyes up.

[01:43:31] My ninja, you chew like a fucking camel and you look like one too.

[01:43:39] Oh, you've been here, right?

[01:43:44] Try this.

[01:43:46] No prisoners.

[01:43:55] Nice.

[01:44:00] Oh, wallo.

[01:44:05] Oh, I'm all alone.

[01:44:09] Oh my god. I've lost a game. I'm crazy.

[01:44:19] Take the scene.

[01:44:21] What do you say? I'm very sure I'm gonna get it.

[01:44:35] I'm giving them all A, but I'm giving them all of A.

[01:44:52] Hey, there's one, bro, it's not a real game.

[01:45:00] Coming B, coming B.

[01:45:30] Yeah bro, I literally want to suck the cock bro, like on a run of play.

[01:45:33] What the fuck, have you queered?

[01:45:35] What the fuck?

[01:45:38] Aren't you Muslim bro? Why are you singing that shit?

[01:45:57] I'm actually respected bro, I'm not Hawaiian.

[01:46:00] If I was in a streamer boat, I'd have to do it.

[01:46:07] Did we get it all streamed together or what the fuck?

[01:46:12] Cure me.

[01:46:16] Hey man.

[01:46:20] I'm dead.

[01:46:24] I died.

[01:46:27] three names you can't three names you can't three names you can't

[01:47:05] Oh my god.

[01:47:15] Oh my gosh.

[01:47:30] What are we missing?

[01:47:31] That's it, right? That's it?

[01:47:33] Yep.

[01:47:34] It hurts.

[01:47:36] Oh my god.

[01:47:45] Wait, it's 1, 2, 3 on that team?

[01:47:54] Oh my god. 1, 2, 3 on that team.

[01:47:57] My turn!

[01:48:01] Show me his big life

[01:48:16] One down sight to be an immortal

[01:48:28] Do they have delay

[01:48:31] Should we make a failure now?

[01:48:36] I'm gonna have to add delay on bro, wallah.

[01:48:37] I'm putting on delay, I'm putting on delay.

[01:48:41] Oh my god, this game is so ass.

[01:48:43] Oh, every game has a stream type of slugger.

[01:49:31] I'm ready

[01:49:39] Stop the fire

[01:50:01] that

[01:50:13] how does he even know I put on delay bro

[01:50:20] 30 seconds left

[01:50:27] Oh my god

[01:50:30] Both?

[01:50:31] I have all- if you wanna go shopping

[01:50:37] Yo chill I can all- I'll get all- one even after the other guy

[01:50:57] I

[01:51:00] Will sweat it

[01:51:07] He's dead in our sights

[01:51:27] I don't have a gun bro, I'm on the other side of the rock and he's going to hold me bro.

[01:51:52] I

[01:52:14] Running and gunning bro, are you serious? Did y'all just see that?

[01:52:22] Spike planted.

[01:52:33] Like what?

[01:52:35] Bro, stop giving first bloods.

[01:52:37] This game is so winnable.

[01:52:39] This game is so easy.

[01:52:40] This game is so easy.

[01:52:41] I put on 30 second delay, they can't even snipe, which is like half their firepower.

[01:52:47] Just don't die first.

[01:52:49] Stop dying first, bro.

[01:52:50] Please, I need this game up for years to understand, but I don't wanna lose this fucking

[01:52:52] this fucking virgin bro

[01:52:54] like actually please

[01:53:14] how many mid? okay i'm mid

[01:53:16] can someone take the main space for me?

[01:53:17] or not main space but hold a main

[01:53:19] i'm on site

[01:53:21] care cat

[01:53:23] i have cat

[01:53:25] someone gonna play A

[01:53:27] someone get on A site

[01:53:29] nice

[01:53:37] no target

[01:53:39] focus

[01:53:41] I'll be, I'll be, I'll be.

[01:53:51] That's me!

[01:53:53] Care cat bro, care cat right now.

[01:53:57] One enemy remaining.

[01:53:59] Yeah, that was lurking.

[01:54:17] Is he a wall?

[01:54:18] Unknown.

[01:54:21] 30 seconds left.

[01:54:23] I'm not fighting him, I'm not fighting him.

[01:54:53] I got the same thing.

[01:55:12] Why man?

[01:55:45] I

[01:55:55] Yes, man, man, man, man, man, man. KK is main KK is aiming his onsite aiming onsite aiming onsite bombs not down

[01:56:06] Planting aiming onsite now on site

[01:56:10] Enemy spotted a

[01:56:42] And see you just healed though. What do you mean?

[01:56:48] Like you just use the humor there

[01:56:54] You just healed himself after I keep after a dozen

[01:57:01] Any more so I started around oh

[01:57:05] Becomes becomes yeah, but I also like what's that smoke?

[01:57:12] So we're just blamish it now?

[01:57:14] I'd go dart what?

[01:57:16] What you saying?

[01:57:18] No, you're right

[01:57:20] Making cover

[01:57:24] Kill me in target

[01:57:26] Running, I'll break

[01:57:36] Tim's alive

[01:57:42] Oh

[01:57:54] One enemy remaining

[01:58:12] bro chat I'm just so upset because

[01:58:14] I'm playing this

[01:58:16] it's a real much my experience in my DMA

[01:58:18] like properly loads

[01:58:21] WDMA

[01:58:22] get a black one

[01:58:37] what did I do man

[01:58:39] what's up

[01:58:42] I'm going to do something about it.

[01:58:52] I'm going to do something about it.

[01:59:02] So close to get the train

[01:59:26] Can you tell us your feelings bro, I just I hate playing this game you have to put on delay like

[01:59:32] In the same game, we get three snipers. We get K-Cat, 1, 2, 3, and then the guy, whoever the fuck, subversives Q-Blitz, because apparently you use snipes as well.

[01:59:41] And one lobby. So, 3 out of 10 players. That's a fucking like, holy shit, that's a 30%.

[01:59:48] 30% of the players are fucking sniping. And that's no sniping.

[01:59:53] So many sniping. No distractions!

[02:00:02] Like Valorant's very unplayable if you're a streamer or if you're in the top elo, because

[02:00:19] if you're in the top elo and you get on a streamer's team and you're not even the

[02:00:23] one streaming you just get a sniper against you.

[02:00:26] so it's also like fucked

[02:01:26] I

[02:01:43] Spike down defender spawn not enough got the spike

[02:01:51] There's one on be over there

[02:01:53] Last player standing. One enemy remaining.

[02:01:56] Oh, Vice Wall was at mid. Yeah, it was mid.

[02:01:59] It was 3-2, wasn't it?

[02:02:02] I don't know. I don't know what this guy is. I just know it's Wall, wasn't it?

[02:02:06] It's not Wall.

[02:02:07] It's him.

[02:02:08] Yeah.

[02:02:13] I don't even know what this guy's like.

[02:02:17] Like, yes, he's actually officially turned into like a Valorant player.

[02:02:21] Like he has the Valorant axe and I'm like, it's actually bad.

[02:02:39] Cause I shit.

[02:03:21] of

[02:03:28] the

[02:03:35] of

[02:03:38] the

[02:03:43] of

[02:03:46] I feel like Adolphe right now.

[02:03:48] I'm fucking mad.

[02:03:52] Hot is 9, bro. I mean, they got like 3 rounds on us because they were sniping, so I mean.

[02:03:58] We're a lot actually too far behind, bro.

[02:04:10] I mean, we can take a slow. I think we just take a slow.

[02:04:12] Okay, start by the man that they're gonna hold.

[02:04:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we can take a slow. I don't think we wanna see.

[02:04:15] you want to stand in your head

[02:04:29] sorry you're alone just wait

[02:04:31] yeah over there

[02:04:33] they use both of their spells or one spell

[02:04:35] just go back to me

[02:04:37] someone just hold our a main

[02:04:39] our flank

[02:04:45] Yeah, Sophia, I stream the entire Iceman reaction on the bay at rock.

[02:04:55] I

[02:05:03] Think they're better, okay, I'll clear

[02:05:14] One enemy remaining

[02:05:25] we're loading all right

[02:05:29] they're just batteries need a drop

[02:05:41] is the clothes uh I don't know we're loading thanks I think that says hair and

[02:05:48] yeah yeah I don't even know how it is not like

[02:05:53] This is business

[02:06:09] Should go back

[02:06:23] You all in him bro, you all in him man

[02:06:26] Oh, it's your best day, you guys split you in

[02:06:39] I saw it somewhere

[02:06:48] Ahhhh

[02:06:50] One enemy remaining

[02:06:53] probably sure

[02:07:03] I heard a mid and right now he just drops right here

[02:07:23] I'm so fucking sore bro, holy shit.

[02:07:29] Um, should I have one whole day main?

[02:07:44] We start main, one whole day main.

[02:07:48] I can only be a whole just another few years.

[02:08:52] I

[02:09:22] I need a drone. Thanks.

[02:09:28] It's one drone.

[02:09:33] Get across.

[02:09:40] No destruction!

[02:09:42] I got one.

[02:09:44] They're all dead.

[02:09:47] I don't know where he is.

[02:10:52] I'm not gonna smoke!

[02:11:02] Hold that for me please!

[02:11:04] Hold up!

[02:11:07] Wait, wait, wait, don't beat the hell up, I don't know how to smoke in six.

[02:11:16] Oh, here.

[02:11:18] I'm gonna die here now.

[02:11:19] I'm gonna see if they're good for my jet, I won't even lie.

[02:11:39] Jet's on top of that. Jet's on top of that.

[02:12:19] I think we should go cat make them pop their thorns

[02:12:48] You know what fake cat go be fake cat go be every every day a fake cat go be

[02:13:00] Stop walking us walking me stop walking me

[02:13:12] That's a two three eight that's a two three eight right now

[02:14:18] hard vote, double senty, AWPing

[02:14:25] that's perfect

[02:14:28] excuse me

[02:14:30] every choice matters

[02:14:38] focusing

[02:14:40] thank you

[02:14:42] oh no, holy shit

[02:14:44] uh

[02:14:48] I'll have you down.

[02:15:18] you

[02:15:48] you

[02:16:18] you

[02:16:48] you

[02:17:18] you

[02:17:48] you

[02:18:18] you

[02:18:48] you

[02:19:18] you

[02:19:48] you

[02:20:18] you

[02:21:18] yet no bro no man unfortunately not bro

[02:21:24] not fortunately not bro

[02:21:27] alrighty guys who's just playing a sin

[02:21:32] oh here we go

[02:21:40] it is what it is

[02:21:48] already sniping bro oh my god oh my god first round already what the fuck

[02:22:08] What the fuck?

[02:22:10] I don't care bro, I don't care.

[02:22:12] It's okay.

[02:22:16] Josh, we up on Apex after?

[02:22:18] I can't play this game anymore, to be honest.

[02:22:20] Kind of like weird dinner valour segment shit.

[02:22:22] Yeah, we gotta hop on a different game.

[02:22:24] Let's hop on Apex bro.

[02:22:26] We should get sniped all day on this game.

[02:22:28] I actually care about my viewers, so I'm gonna go for it.

[02:22:30] I'm gonna go for it.

[02:22:32] I'm gonna go for it.

[02:22:34] I'm gonna go for it.

[02:22:36] And I actually care about my viewers, so I play zero delay and I can't put on delay

[02:22:43] Oh, I mean I'm saying Zane. Are you down to run apex in 30 pretty sure he has scrims though

[02:22:55] And then after that we're gonna talk to uh, Hamza. We're gonna hop on league. I

[02:23:03] Don't even know what the fuck that was that was this score

[02:23:06] I don't know if I'm dating Valhalla or not, I'm not really uninstalled it bro because I don't

[02:23:14] really give a shit about this game anymore.

[02:23:16] Hey man, this is what it is, right?

[02:23:19] Yeah, yeah, it is what it is.

[02:23:22] There's three of them, you wanna push them out of here?

[02:23:27] I'm just gonna shot one bullet and I can't...

[02:23:31] I don't know what this is.

[02:23:33] It's not a meal.

[02:23:35] Nice.

[02:23:36] Gun here.

[02:23:38] Where are the planks?

[02:23:41] There's one.

[02:23:42] There's another.

[02:23:43] Five planks.

[02:23:44] Rain is one shot.

[02:23:47] The smoke drops in three seconds.

[02:23:49] Three, two, one, four, three, two, one, zero.

[02:23:56] Last player standing.

[02:24:00] Just DC and leave. Last time I did that bro, I got a one week ban. They banned me for one week. I can't do it.

[02:24:17] You a DC, baby.

[02:24:19] I don't know.

[02:24:27] Jim, are you still having that bitch ass crosshair?

[02:24:29] Yeah.

[02:24:31] You're late.

[02:24:33] No, I actually used the crosshair, bro.

[02:24:35] There's no way you used that crosshair, bro.

[02:24:37] I don't believe you. No, no, no.

[02:24:39] I don't believe you, bro.

[02:24:49] I hope this bitch actually won't hit you.

[02:24:51] Don't talk to me.

[02:24:52] Hey!

[02:24:54] Reloading.

[02:25:00] Swing that shit, Jack.

[02:25:01] Drop my gun, man.

[02:25:02] I'm gonna spray on the left side.

[02:25:03] Right there, right there.

[02:25:04] Right there.

[02:25:05] Spray with me.

[02:25:06] You would have killed him if he sprayed there.

[02:25:08] I'm gonna talk about that.

[02:25:09] One enemy remaining.

[02:25:10] One more left.

[02:25:11] Spike Shadow B.

[02:25:12] What?

[02:25:13] I don't think there's one more.

[02:25:19] I'd rather work at, I'd rather work at, I'd rather play the game off-screen.

[02:25:29] Not a bad shot, no?

[02:25:44] not a bad shot, not a bad shot

[02:25:46] didn't really help, but like, he turned up

[02:25:52] by the time he turned up a little bit, he was already down

[02:25:54] wait man, I think you just made your cross shot on the library

[02:25:56] I'm not pretty sure

[02:25:58] can't even go into sound, see if you're starting to attack

[02:26:14] Oh, he has a soloist better than my last game!

[02:26:19] Damn it!

[02:26:20] Damn, I'm not playing!

[02:26:22] We know this possible.

[02:26:26] Alright, thanks, man.

[02:26:30] That's all good.

[02:26:31] Ladies and gentlemen, thanks.

[02:26:35] Oh, I was A, I was A.

[02:26:36] Every round.

[02:26:37] I just passed through the gate.

[02:26:39] Oh, I'm hung on!

[02:26:41] Hey, hey.

[02:26:42] I'm not liking your sassy attitude right now.

[02:26:44] Are you gonna make me just mad? Don't wanna do?

[02:26:46] No means no, Chamber. No means no.

[02:26:49] Chamber doesn't know what no means, okay? He's a fucking...

[02:26:51] I don't care.

[02:26:52] Yeah, I don't wanna say that.

[02:26:56] You cannot stream on Twitch from China?

[02:26:58] Apparently you can, but Flashboy Max did it.

[02:27:02] I don't know how he did it.

[02:27:06] But he did it.

[02:27:07] He went to Shanghai.

[02:27:12] one enemy remaining

[02:27:18] let me kill him, let me kill him, let me kill him

[02:27:20] team ace

[02:27:22] is there no enemy left?

[02:27:24] done here

[02:27:32] yeah speed, speed is different, speed has so much motion

[02:27:36] so I don't really count him, because he has so much motion

[02:27:38] he can probably do it whenever he wants

[02:27:40] Plackboy mask on the other hand, ooo ooo ooo, Sonyan.

[02:27:44] Sonyan, bro. If he can do it, we can all do it, but I'm gonna keep it a bubble shoot.

[02:27:46] Now, I don't mean that in a bad way, bro. I don't mean that in a bad way, but...

[02:27:49] I can, like, slowly, like, pixel by pixel to show his body.

[02:27:57] The look begins!

[02:28:06] They found my trap!

[02:28:40] That's how we gave him it. One round, two rounds.

[02:28:59] Well, you're reminding me of my old teammates in my skin.

[02:29:01] What is offseason?

[02:29:06] So we can deploy China.

[02:29:11] Does anybody know at all?

[02:29:16] He's not fucking with it, okay?

[02:29:21] You tell us, I know.

[02:29:26] I know

[02:29:56] What a good flash bro what the fuck you guys believe in me?

[02:30:03] Yes.

[02:30:04] Nah.

[02:30:05] Fight planted.

[02:30:06] Really?

[02:30:07] Such a good flash?

[02:30:08] I can't even be mad bro.

[02:30:09] Hmm.

[02:30:10] flash I can't even be mad bro

[02:30:15] I'm not bad, I'm not bad.

[02:30:44] I've got a rainbow six cheater, bro, hey Jack, yo what's up man, yo guys I never cheated

[02:30:56] on siege bro, I cheated on siege when I was 15 guys come on doesn't count, I never cheated

[02:31:00] on siege, no I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, but I was 15, I was 15, I was

[02:31:09] Hey, Muda, I've been going through a breakup of a five-year relationship since last month,

[02:31:14] and I'm still trying to figure out how to move forward.

[02:31:17] Your screams have always been there to make me happy, and for that, like, thank you.

[02:31:22] I love you.

[02:31:22] We used to walk you together.

[02:31:27] I love you, bro. That's deep, man.

[02:31:29] The biggest nice ship I've ever been to in years.

[02:31:32] Where are we going? I haven't been going here in years.

[02:31:35] Break my thing, break my thing, break my thing, please.

[02:31:39] one more one more

[02:31:47] find me

[02:31:51] fight planted

[02:31:55] you can pick with that

[02:31:59] I'm watching this don't worry about this

[02:32:03] yes Raze yes

[02:32:07] I don't even know how I don't know how I don't know how he hit that come out

[02:32:14] come out let's come out this how the fuck did he hit that bro headshot to

[02:32:22] I'm almost astonished he hit you like that.

[02:32:32] Yeah, I can.

[02:32:37] How was your birthday, man?

[02:32:39] It was good, bro.

[02:32:40] What did I do?

[02:32:41] I just streamed.

[02:32:42] I'm going to be honest.

[02:32:43] I'm such a loser, bro.

[02:32:44] Hey, man, you're making bank while streaming, no?

[02:32:45] I'm going to make like $400 every hour.

[02:32:46] Oh, shit.

[02:32:47] You're making bank while streaming though.

[02:32:49] I'm gonna make like $100 every hour.

[02:32:51] Oh, um, maybe I should just end my stream.

[02:32:57] Just give up.

[02:32:59] Here we go.

[02:33:01] Oh!

[02:33:06] 74 is next.

[02:33:08] I can't believe it.

[02:33:09] I'm just not doing that.

[02:33:12] Spike planted.

[02:33:17] I'm sorry for the response.

[02:33:19] Jesus, they're not giving me power.

[02:33:21] I don't know if we should do this, though.

[02:33:23] Good idea.

[02:33:24] We should save the opp.

[02:33:25] Last player standing.

[02:33:26] Oh yeah.

[02:33:27] They weren't giving me anything, bro.

[02:33:28] What the fuck?

[02:33:29] Just playing sling, I'd scrap a player's feet.

[02:33:30] I'm sorry.

[02:33:31] I'm sorry.

[02:33:32] I'm sorry.

[02:33:33] I'm sorry.

[02:33:34] I'm sorry.

[02:33:35] I'm sorry.

[02:33:36] I'm sorry.

[02:33:37] I'm sorry.

[02:33:38] I'm sorry.

[02:33:39] I'm sorry.

[02:33:40] I'm sorry.

[02:33:41] I'm sorry.

[02:33:42] I'm sorry.

[02:33:43] just playing sling mids, bro, I hope I'm gonna FB

[02:33:47] I hope I'm gonna mid me for that

[02:33:49] I think that's what I'm appreciate about

[02:33:51] yo, it's your birthday, how old are you now? like 28?

[02:33:53] 22, bro

[02:33:54] I am

[02:33:56] 22, man, 22, man, big 22, bro

[02:33:59] oh, 4

[02:34:00] 22 team, bro, 22 team

[02:34:02] is there?

[02:34:05] fuck this little spazzer

[02:34:07] he is so dead

[02:34:10] fuck this

[02:34:13] I was literally gonna say I can't wait for the jet to clear me and it's fucking jet

[02:34:28] It's cake cat.

[02:34:43] It's cake cat.

[02:34:46] 100 job.

[02:34:49] I'm still fat bro.

[02:34:50] I eat these pretzels all day man.

[02:34:51] He's cheating, he has to be.

[02:35:04] Chill bro.

[02:35:06] Sounds like last game bro.

[02:35:10] Their protein pretzels bro.

[02:35:12] Check their protein pretzels bro.

[02:35:16] fucking behind me okay

[02:35:34] I don't know how much I'm supposed to put on this. 8 grams of protein per 14 pieces

[02:35:39] to 140 calories. All right.

[02:35:43] You want to save us or what happened?

[02:35:47] Huh

[02:35:50] I'm just showing be made bro. I die. I probably just couldn't disconnect it

[02:36:13] They haven't hit my site yo, everyone go play go play watch. I'm gonna play me. They're gonna go away

[02:36:25] I promise goodbye. You are not that guy bro. Just watch. It's like a nice gonna get one taps

[02:36:34] You're all swinging me. How do you know that?

[02:36:37] This guy is just sniping me so hard

[02:36:39] It should be like I'm the president of this game. I don't get it. I don't know man. I'm just a human being, bro

[02:36:45] Okay, that's a little too much. Why why do they why do they state me this watch?

[02:36:49] You're gonna swing there. They're gonna be a watch

[02:37:09] found one

[02:37:12] bike planted

[02:37:18] Scout destroyed

[02:37:30] He's doing this

[02:37:34] He's one bro. You know he's one

[02:37:37] What are you doing?

[02:37:39] You did pick it up. I think it was the same one. There was another one somewhere though.

[02:37:48] Look look look. Chill. Hey everyone. Chill. Alright. We can win this.

[02:37:53] All out of soul soul. It's been 12 rounds. You got two kills. It's time to pick up the

[02:37:59] I remember I was talking with the Moroccan girl on your YouTube stream for an hour and

[02:38:14] I forgot to ask her for your IG and you ended stream.

[02:38:26] There's one person holding B main.

[02:38:28] I'm fucking bitch, Muda.

[02:38:32] This guy is a killer.

[02:38:34] He's sniping so hard, man.

[02:38:42] Go male, go male, go male.

[02:38:52] Can I get a ghost guy?

[02:38:56] I

[02:38:59] Thank you. Thank you, bro. I'm never

[02:39:11] My shot raise the shit

[02:39:23] Here's a quick guy for you, sir

[02:39:26] This guy sent me like a guy like what is this good

[02:39:51] You're good. No, no, that's a good call. It's late. Mmm.

[02:39:56] I moved it. Okay. He's went today. They smoked it really well. Crazy.

[02:40:02] Okay, walk up around. Oh, shit. It's cool.

[02:40:06] The dog's after you guys. I'm the dog's after you guys.

[02:40:10] This guy's taking like a cheat form.

[02:40:13] He went over his head. I'm done, bro.

[02:41:21] One flake.

[02:41:27] One enemy remaining.

[02:41:31] Shit, Buddha.

[02:41:32] There's all you.

[02:41:33] One tap.

[02:41:34] No!

[02:41:35] I don't have a flake.

[02:41:36] I've only won that because I believed in you.

[02:41:39] You only won that because I believed in you.

[02:41:41] You're moved as a unit, OK?

[02:41:43] Last thing I need is some hero missing things up.

[02:41:48] There it is.

[02:41:50] So we have to kill still

[02:41:55] We gotta figure this out I believe I fully believe in you

[02:42:20] I don't have a dog by the way.

[02:42:22] Okay.

[02:42:29] I'll flash.

[02:42:33] I'll flash more.

[02:42:39] Spike down, mid.

[02:42:41] Spike at the left.

[02:42:42] Yes, I'm not in.

[02:42:47] My ult's ready.

[02:42:50] I have to smoke

[02:42:52] I have to be spotted here

[02:42:57] I have to spike

[02:43:00] Next

[02:43:01] They're above me

[02:43:05] I'm about to smoke

[02:43:12] I'm about to have it, I'm running deep

[02:43:17] I'm about to have it

[02:43:19] What?

[02:43:20] 30 seconds left.

[02:43:29] Someone.

[02:43:32] You got it.

[02:43:33] Flash player standing.

[02:43:44] Oh, that reminds me of this one.

[02:43:47] Yo, like this guy.

[02:43:48] You full-blinded your clothes there that round, what's he supposed to do?

[02:43:51] How did I full-blinded our clothes, bro? You want to like...

[02:43:53] You full-blinded it!

[02:43:54] Check, you're in the... you're in the... you're in the...

[02:43:55] Yeah.

[02:43:56] Yeah.

[02:43:57] I watched him run into the mail, get full blinded.

[02:43:59] Alright, can I get a bow, bro? Can I get a bow?

[02:44:03] Wow, Jack, forget like how good I am at this game, bro.

[02:44:06] Thank you, thank you.

[02:44:08] That's a lie.

[02:44:09] The Sniper's kind of ruined it for me, bro, but I would be like so good at this game if it didn't snipe me.

[02:44:14] Okay, that would be... that would be...

[02:44:16] What?

[02:44:16] Get out of here!

[02:44:17] Come by now!

[02:44:18] Don't come any closer!

[02:44:20] Don't come by!

[02:44:21] Look inside!

[02:44:23] Look inside!

[02:44:25] Don't come any closer!

[02:44:26] Get out of here!

[02:44:27] Revenge!

[02:44:32] Trash destroyed!

[02:44:33] Teleports broken!

[02:44:39] One enemy remaining!

[02:45:16] We'll be talkers!

[02:45:30] Tellin' you bro, this shit is not a love song.

[02:45:35] Chill bro, I'm talkin' to my champ.

[02:45:37] I'm beggin', wait I'll tell him.

[02:45:46] Hello?

[02:45:46] Oh my goodness!

[02:45:47] Hello?

[02:45:48] My door's closing!

[02:45:50] Is this a movie?

[02:45:52] No, it can't be!

[02:45:57] Oh...

[02:45:59] Oh, shit, I'm back. What the fuck?

[02:46:01] Okay, let me dog up, then.

[02:46:03] They're not back, they're not moving.

[02:46:05] How?

[02:46:05] Hey!

[02:46:06] What the fuck's going on?!

[02:46:07] You're gay!

[02:46:07] Okay, I'll raise the...

[02:46:16] I

[02:46:30] Should imagine I go to China and win trade and get arrested healthy I'll be honest

[02:46:35] I would say of course bro I would never win trade what are you saying

[02:46:46] I

[02:46:59] Like what's the plan? What's the plan?

[02:47:01] my god wait wait wait

[02:47:32] Madison beer message me on Instagram

[02:47:36] It's that mood. I'd love to play Valorant with you one day. Let me know

[02:48:01] I

[02:48:18] No, no, no, no, no, I literally say I fully believe in you

[02:48:31] I

[02:48:41] Can rock it out

[02:48:54] All right

[02:49:01] No way! No way! No way!

[02:49:03] No way! Sky!

[02:49:05] Playing!

[02:49:09] The one side! The one side!

[02:49:11] The one side! The one side!

[02:49:13] The one side! You're like kids!

[02:49:15] Oh

[02:49:17] I'm not pure trained yet bro chill one enemy remaining

[02:49:32] I'm fucking loving you, club.

[02:49:44] Chad, bro, do y'all really want me to be PR trained?

[02:49:46] Just be honest, bro.

[02:49:47] Do you really want me to be PR trained?

[02:49:48] Because I can be PR trained.

[02:49:49] If you guys want me to be PR trained, I can be PR trained.

[02:49:51] I'm gonna give my fucking PR trained.

[02:49:52] Thank you.

[02:49:53] Alright, bro.

[02:49:54] Hello, guys.

[02:49:55] My name is Moody here, about for the YouTube video.

[02:49:56] Today, I'm gonna show you guys how to become Apex Predator.

[02:50:02] I think he's my crosser, let's go, I can't hear him.

[02:50:12] He's right here.

[02:50:18] Drop in a smoke.

[02:50:20] Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in.

[02:50:22] Okay, using a fast.

[02:50:24] kill him

[02:50:26] kill him

[02:50:28] kill him

[02:50:36] titchi

[02:50:46] aw nii chan

[02:51:48] I

[02:52:48] Moody's down to grown look at what she's been saying on Twitter.

[02:52:51] She's been lost.

[02:52:53] No, I don't believe you use that car center, OK?

[02:52:56] I don't believe you use that big ass green car center.

[02:52:58] I know you're wintering.

[02:52:59] Does she actually like me?

[02:53:01] Yeah, but I can use that nose, bro.

[02:53:02] No, I am.

[02:53:04] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:53:06] Why?

[02:53:08] My stuff has malfunctioned.

[02:53:10] I just got that one.

[02:53:11] I didn't make you come back to me.

[02:53:13] Did you get a drop?

[02:53:16] No, bro.

[02:53:17] Chillin three rounds. That's three rounds show everyone chill. We got this, okay?

[02:53:25] I'm actually sore boat. We have never been more sore in my entire life. I'm gonna be honest

[02:53:37] Asshole

[02:53:47] Thank you daddy.

[02:53:49] What are you, you only thought you would?

[02:53:51] No.

[02:53:53] Oh, fuck you.

[02:53:55] I thought you would?

[02:53:57] Yeah, you need it.

[02:53:59] Here you go.

[02:54:01] Here you go.

[02:54:03] Here you go.

[02:54:05] Where you going?

[02:54:07] I'm not alone.

[02:54:09] One enemy remaining.

[02:54:11] Back down, B.

[02:54:13] Okay.

[02:54:15] So if I hide screen we win

[02:54:27] Wonderful what's goodie

[02:54:30] Muda gang

[02:54:33] Let's hit be I'm a dog

[02:54:36] Is prime Muda back or nah?

[02:54:40] 27 kills while being sniped

[02:54:45] What is the point of no delay? Because I like to talk to my chat sometimes, bro.

[02:54:50] Get out of my way!

[02:54:52] You know, like, sometimes I like to read my chat.

[02:54:56] Erase the rate.

[02:54:57] I'm sorry.

[02:54:58] I'm sorry.

[02:54:59] I'm sorry.

[02:55:00] Watch this!

[02:55:02] I'm sorry.

[02:55:03] I'm sorry.

[02:55:04] Watch this.

[02:55:05] Watch this.

[02:55:06] I'm watching this.

[02:55:09] I'm watching this.

[02:55:12] I'm watching this.

[02:55:13] Thank you.

[02:55:20] Have an empty team.

[02:55:24] Yes, yes, yes, yes daddy, yes.

[02:55:32] Match point. One more. Then first shot.

[02:55:36] Yasss Queen Yasss

[02:55:40] Yasss Queen Yasss

[02:55:44] Yasss Queen

[02:55:48] Yasss Queen

[02:55:52] Period

[02:55:56] Chat, if I've transitioned to a girl, would y'all still watch me?

[02:56:00] Begin our date from grinding last night is a movie you were taking from

[02:56:05] I don't fucking care what time and I get

[02:56:34] I'm happy belated be there again. How would you not full cam? I don't know

[02:56:40] There's literally nine people here though, but I

[02:56:54] Depends how big your knockers are like, what do you say? Oh guys the guy that's 30 kills

[02:57:00] Probably should have a gun chamber. Can you maybe drop me your gun or some shit? Like what the fuck is that shit?

[02:57:05] Bar

[02:57:30] I

[02:57:36] Okay, let's reset my chamber is gonna win the game

[02:57:48] Oh my god, if I lose this game

[02:58:00] I'm just dead, thank you.

[02:58:04] No, no, you win this bro, 40 seconds, get in there.

[02:58:07] Think about it, four bullets is all you need, but when does the game end as well.

[02:58:12] I've seen it before bro, come on.

[02:58:14] If all the noise you need to make, four bullets, you're just dead bro.

[02:58:20] Oh my god bro, KK is literally sniping me, it's just so ass, I hate my life when I play

[02:58:26] this game.

[02:58:27] I fucking hate I fucking hate this game. I hate this game

[02:58:31] And I hate how they don't ban stream snipers like one line you guys are so fucking kiss em

[02:58:36] Come the other show the mood like a simple kiss em come kill come you fucking show the mood like a simple kill come bro

[02:58:42] Fix the game. Well, that's all you with the opera. Please fix the game

[02:58:48] Oh my god

[02:58:52] Don't care bro. I don't care come in too. Okay

[02:58:57] No, just just step on it, okay.

[02:58:59] That might actually work in my favor.

[02:59:01] Chamber, you cannot die, but that might work in my face.

[02:59:05] I'm gonna flash early, D-Man.

[02:59:16] Here.

[02:59:17] Slow down, Chamber.

[02:59:27] One enemy remaining.

[02:59:29] Slam!

[02:59:30] Oh, no!

[02:59:31] One more! One more! One more!

[02:59:32] One more now!

[02:59:34] Oni, Chan, Oni.

[02:59:36] What?

[02:59:38] Now that I'm supposed to...

[02:59:40] What?

[02:59:42] Let's play, bro. Let's play.

[02:59:44] Biggest cheater on the planet Earth.

[02:59:46] Talking about some stream snipers.

[02:59:48] Well, I was 15 years old, bro. It's different.

[02:59:50] Wait, Muda, we're the same age, bro.

[02:59:52] Uh, yo.

[02:59:54] Whoever I jump on...

[02:59:55] Uh, I'm older than you.

[02:59:57] I'm younger than you.

[03:00:00] What do you want?

[03:00:01] You want my cock?

[03:00:02] What do you want for me?

[03:00:03] I'm older than you.

[03:00:03] What do you want me to give you?

[03:00:04] I'll feed my dick, do you want to?

[03:00:05] Yeah, what the fuck, bro?

[03:00:06] I know I want some respect, man.

[03:00:08] All right, we're contacting.

[03:00:39] It's okay

[03:00:42] We were supposed to contact it's guys jumping around like a fucking

[03:00:53] Yo, Muda, maybe read chat. Yes. Yeah, yeah, crummy. Yeah, bro

[03:00:58] Let me just read chat when there's literally nine snipers against me new Thomas

[03:01:03] I

[03:01:05] Okay, I would rather save my my my mental for the day than lose it all for you guys

[03:01:11] To just see the game and watch me get sniped in 4k. No, I don't want you guys to watch me get

[03:01:16] I'm good off that bro. Give me a second. Let me close this game out

[03:01:20] Even look at my beautiful sexy nose, bro. Look at my beautiful sexy nose, bro

[03:01:35] I mean I hate you guys.

[03:01:37] I don't want to come into shit.

[03:01:39] Audiences.

[03:01:41] I hate you.

[03:01:43] Chill.

[03:01:45] Fight planted.

[03:01:47] I'm dying.

[03:01:49] I'm dying.

[03:01:51] I'm dying.

[03:01:53] Silence, silence.

[03:01:55] I'm here.

[03:01:57] I'm on the right.

[03:01:59] I'm holding top.

[03:02:01] I'm here.

[03:02:03] I

[03:02:18] Let me I gel me I gel me I gel no jokes. Okay. I'm listening. I'm listening full my full

[03:02:33] like flash out bro but no one make noise i don't make noise just let the flash hit okay

[03:02:52] no we're doing um no no one guy won't be a chamber yeah yeah yeah yeah chamber yeah

[03:02:55] No, P.K.

[03:02:58] What's up? What's up? No, no, no, no, no.

[03:02:59] Smoke. Flash now. Flash now.

[03:03:02] What the fuck is this noise?

[03:03:03] What the?

[03:03:04] Again, again.

[03:03:23] Chamber's on site.

[03:03:24] Shaper's on site, I think I got him.

[03:03:26] You know where Sky's playing?

[03:03:28] I don't know.

[03:03:30] I'm on site, yeah.

[03:03:34] Well, that's my fault.

[03:03:36] What the fuck is that flash, bro?

[03:03:40] Draw, draw. I think we just draw.

[03:03:42] They're sniping us.

[03:03:44] I think they're sniping.

[03:03:48] Just win, draw.

[03:03:50] I'm gonna draw 40 kills in a radio.

[03:03:52] and already a lot of the wind is disgusting.

[03:03:54] Oh, guys, did you say your chamber did a shit last game too?

[03:03:57] This is unacceptable.

[03:03:59] Yeah, you didn't do shit last game, bro.

[03:04:01] He was fucking positive.

[03:04:02] Back to back?

[03:04:03] Back to back, bro.

[03:04:05] Actually, this performance is even worse.

[03:04:07] Oh my god.

[03:04:08] Yo, my mouse doesn't work at.

[03:04:09] I can't buy it.

[03:04:10] I can't buy how to fix this.

[03:04:12] Push here.

[03:04:13] Push here.

[03:04:14] Push here.

[03:04:15] Push here.

[03:04:16] Push here.

[03:04:17] Push here.

[03:04:18] Push here.

[03:04:19] Push here.

[03:04:50] I'm solo, I'm solo on site.

[03:05:10] Okay, we're going to draw off to this round.

[03:05:18] I lose this game go to a sniper. I'm win trading Japan China Africa India and every server

[03:05:48] I don't know what you guys are doing.

[03:07:16] You know, I would get mad and you know what, Chat?

[03:07:29] I would fall into your ragebates.

[03:07:34] I would.

[03:07:35] I really would.

[03:07:37] But fortunately enough, um, you know.

[03:07:46] actually don't give a fuck

[03:07:50] the thing is chat i don't think we can hop on apex right now though

[03:07:54] check the thing is i don't think we can hop on apex right now chat i'm gonna be

[03:07:57] honest bro i don't think we can hop on apex right now

[03:08:00] i think zayn is uh... zayn's not on bro

[03:08:04] twitch.tv zayn who else is playing apex

[03:08:07] he said that he has like some shit to do right now i'm gonna be honest apex legends

[03:08:12] bubble gum I don't know who that is

[03:08:14] Clara ship FPS I don't know any of these

[03:08:16] guys bro I don't know I don't really know

[03:08:18] anyone in apex though fuck bro

[03:08:24] fuck bro chat bro who can bro who can

[03:08:30] carry us in apex bro I'm actually this

[03:08:31] is like this is scary bro I need someone

[03:08:33] to carry me in apex this is a this is

[03:08:36] very very hard bro it's very very hard

[03:08:40] bro it's a very very hard game bro very

[03:08:42] very hard game. It's very hard. Fade or Timmy? They're both not playing. They're both not

[03:09:03] playing, bro. They're both not playing. Do NRG watch party? I think I would literally

[03:09:10] go upstairs and grab the scissors that's in my kitchen and cut my nuts off. Like literally.

[03:09:16] Like literally. Like literally. There's so much on the screen. How do you even focus

[03:09:32] on apex no no no someone said continue valorant I'd rather kill myself then GTA

[03:09:41] all way to apex legends duo bro there's no way I could solo my way to diamond

[03:09:47] it's literally impossible I'm not that good bro what's that let me ask him yo

[03:09:52] uh when do you when do all good when do you do you think you're free to play

[03:10:02] maybe we'll swap apex with League of Legends and we'll just hop on League of

[03:10:06] Legends and we'll play League of Legends it's my way better but we'll keep a few

[03:10:10] games of League until Zayn is on not a bad shout bro not a bad shout not a bad

[03:10:15] shout not a bad shot not a bad shot not a bad shot let me see let me look at the

[03:10:18] score alright check any one sec bro I'm gonna go take a piss I'm gonna go take a

[03:10:22] I'll be right back. I'm gonna go take a piss. I'm gonna go take a piss. Ask Kain. I don't know if Kain's on I'll be right back chat. You know what I'm saying?

[03:10:29] We're back. I'm gonna take a piss. I'm gonna take a piss and then we're gonna hop on League of Legends.

[03:10:35] That's not me. That's not me. You got it girl. You got it girl.

[03:10:42] Why you do that little friction to me? You are real happy to be my love.

[03:10:46] Hello.

[03:10:49] Why don't you do it at night?

[03:10:52] Trips to level, cruise life.

[03:10:54] Doing it all just for bad things.

[03:10:59] Drinking's another advice.

[03:11:01] Drop your sunscreen and light.

[03:11:04] Your lips are as white as the red light.

[03:11:08] You, you, you, you, you, you.

[03:11:10] I said that you don't know me.

[03:11:14] I don't know what you're saying

[03:11:16] You're, you're, you're, you're

[03:11:20] I suck at you, you're all you make me

[03:11:23] All of a sudden you say

[03:11:26] You don't want me to know

[03:11:33] All of a sudden it stays

[03:11:36] I just can't go

[03:11:40] It's all about it to me

[03:11:45] It's all about it to me, what to say

[03:11:49] It's all about it to me

[03:11:54] It's all about it to me, what to say

[03:12:01] I can't become a part of something

[03:12:10] you

[03:12:40] you

[03:13:10] you

[03:13:40] you

[03:14:10] you

[03:14:40] you

[03:15:10] Look who you retorted, it changes nothing.

[03:15:17] Yeah!

[03:15:40] Yeah, I think tomorrow, I think I'm just too lazy to sign it up, but I'm gonna sign it up

[03:15:47] here today or tomorrow.

[03:15:48] Also, bro, I need a house to live in, bro, because I'm often like getting a little scary.

[03:15:59] Can you DM me a photo of those glory holds the verno's?

[03:16:05] What's he?

[03:16:07] a little scary bro that's getting a little scary bro

[03:16:15] bro maybe kick pays more than twitch I don't know I don't know it's not even

[03:16:20] about the money though like like the money is also cool but like it's more

[03:16:23] about the fact that like if you don't know what switch is like boy y'all know

[03:16:28] like like in Saudi Arabia and like the Middle Eastern countries and sometimes

[03:16:32] in the EU bro they focus more on kick than twitch I don't know why you're

[03:16:38] gonna get banned you're retarded it's not to us as I add stop saying to us

[03:16:45] before I fuck you okay it's you see us almost I might I'm gonna fuck you I'm

[03:16:49] gonna have sex with you shut up it's not to us stop rambling stream on only

[03:16:54] Please fuck me.

[03:17:21] Cheshire, trim my goatee... I feel like it's like very thick and black.

[03:17:25] Pause.

[03:17:29] I feel like it's very thick.

[03:17:34] Why's my food popping bro?

[03:17:35] What the fuck is wrong with my microwave though? What is this shit?

[03:17:43] Dun-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un.

[03:17:47] Bro, I'm so sour- Chah, do y'all like my titties?

[03:17:51] Bro, I need a fucking house. I'm actually getting scared man.

[03:17:58] Like I'm getting a little worried bro. Chat, what law here I'm getting worried bro.

[03:18:03] What law here I'm getting a little worried man. All my life on IPL, I'm getting a little worried bro.

[03:18:08] Oh, there's only a week and a half left almost.

[03:18:15] I think we might actually just have to move into a random house that I don't like for now, bro. That's just so assed.

[03:18:24] Like imagine not liking where you live.

[03:18:27] Live in a motel.

[03:18:29] Mods?

[03:18:30] Please, ban that guy before I ban him myself, bro.

[03:18:39] How am I gonna like hold this and hold my food?

[03:18:42] Oh, I know how I think. Give me one second.

[03:19:42] I

[03:19:53] Chat

[03:19:54] What should we watch as our xqc as our xqc?

[03:20:00] Cosplay for today is xqc live

[03:20:07] As our as our xqc as

[03:20:11] As our XQC cosplay for today, what do we watch?

[03:20:16] I can't believe XQC got to meet Drake bro.

[03:20:20] This is why I need a search treatment on kick bro, maybe for one day I get to watch him bro.

[03:20:25] Jack Doherty arrested Copcam.

[03:20:28] They say we're Lahi.

[03:20:30] I'm getting out of this shit. No you're not.

[03:20:32] I was trying to help but I can't do this. Who the fuck are you bro?

[03:20:35] When an entitled YouTuber pushes officers too far, they decide to bring him in.

[03:20:39] But they're unaware of the lengths he's willing to go to turn this situation into content

[03:20:46] It is around 3 a.m. On the morning

[03:20:48] Yeah, does anyone here even like Jack d'ority bro like we check what did Jack d'ority do for everyone not to like him

[03:20:55] Like Ron doesn't like him like no one fucking likes him. I'm literally gonna be honest

[03:21:00] Literally just no I'm gonna be straight up with him bro like literally no one fucking makes Dr.

[03:21:03] already what why though why cuz I don't know why I'm honestly low-key I'm gonna

[03:21:07] I'm gonna be a sheep and just follow you guys and just say I don't like them either

[03:21:10] but I don't know why I don't like him he's a rage baiter he's annoying he

[03:21:16] crashed his car and didn't care about the guy that was wait what actually

[03:21:21] starts fights and then runs behind his bodyguard wait are you lying there's no

[03:21:27] way you're just lying there's no way anyone would do that

[03:21:33] What is this?

[03:21:40] Go!

[03:21:42] Alright, alright!

[03:21:49] Da-na-na-na!

[03:21:51] Uh-uh-uh!

[03:21:54] What?

[03:21:56] What?

[03:21:57] That is so fucking AIDS, like literally, you are so AIDS bro.

[03:22:06] November 15th, 2025.

[03:22:08] You are so AIDS.

[03:22:09] The police Miami Beach police officer stationed on Washington Avenue in Miami Beach, Florida.

[03:22:13] I think I'd actually just start, I think I'd pants, this is what I would do bro.

[03:22:16] If that ever happened to me, I'd pants the security guard, so he's forced to go pick up his pants, slap him in the head, knock him out, and then run after Jack Doherty and then pull his pants down as well.

[03:22:25] down as well so we have to go to pick him back up and then slap him in the head as well.

[03:22:29] There you go, boom, done.

[03:22:30] Have reached their patience limit with 22-year-old YouTuber Jack Doherty, who broke away from

[03:22:35] his group and attempted to engage officers to create content for his channel in the

[03:22:39] middle of the roadway.

[03:22:41] Or pull out your RPG, okay, just because I'm Arab doesn't mean I'm up.

[03:22:46] Creating a safety hazard.

[03:22:47] Despite multiple warnings, Jack continued recording the video, even ignoring his friends

[03:22:52] as they told him to stop.

[03:22:54] As a final warning, officers told him

[03:22:56] that they would arrest him if he didn't comply,

[03:22:58] to which Jack replied, once I'm done with this, bet.

[03:23:01] And now, as officers move to make good on that warning,

[03:23:03] they have no idea that Jack is far from done recording them

[03:23:07] on this day.

[03:23:08] What?

[03:23:09] No.

[03:23:09] I got him.

[03:23:10] I got him.

[03:23:11] I got him.

[03:23:12] I got him.

[03:23:13] I don't need him.

[03:23:13] I got him.

[03:23:14] I got him.

[03:23:15] I got him.

[03:23:16] I got him.

[03:23:16] Back up.

[03:23:17] Back up.

[03:23:17] No.

[03:23:18] I want to get some more.

[03:23:19] I want to get some more.

[03:23:20] What was that about?

[03:23:21] What was that about now?

[03:23:22] What was that about now?

[03:23:23] now. You want to go with him on the sidewalk now? Okay. Now you want to be funny? We're

[03:23:31] trying to get on the street on the street. I'm getting out the street. No, you're not

[03:23:38] trying to get out. Who are you, bro? I was trying to walk on the street. All you had

[03:23:44] to do was get in the sidewalk. That's it. You want to go? You should have got your name

[03:23:50] Now as officers proceed to search him, they immediately find even more reasons to take him to jail, but Jack only sees it as another content opportunity, something the officers have yet to realize.

[03:24:50] I

[03:25:20] You might watch this somewhere now.

[03:25:22] What is under the watch?

[03:25:23] Oh, but you have to like, take,

[03:25:24] you have to like,

[03:25:25] I got you.

[03:25:26] Thank you.

[03:25:27] Can you tell me to pull up here, my friends?

[03:25:28] You can take it out.

[03:25:29] You can take the watch out the whole time.

[03:25:31] We'll go to the other station.

[03:25:33] All right, my real courtesy, girl.

[03:25:35] We'll go to the other station.

[03:25:36] No.

[03:25:38] No, no, we're going to jail.

[03:25:39] You really don't tell me.

[03:25:40] No, this is not the right thing.

[03:25:42] Come on, that's the wrong thing.

[03:25:44] I'm just talking to you to get an idea

[03:25:46] of what the fuck is going on.

[03:25:47] Yeah, that's what I'm asking about, you know?

[03:25:50] With officers finding three hand rolled suspected cannabis cigarettes and half of an orange oval

[03:25:57] shaped pill marked with a three consistent with a schedule two amphetamine, Jack is immediately

[03:26:02] brought to the station. And this is where his entitled behavior leads him to pull another

[03:26:06] move that he will soon regret.

[03:26:08] Bro, you're so retarded.

[03:26:11] You have weed?

[03:26:12] Wait, is weed illegal in Florida?

[03:26:18] What?

[03:26:20] Weed is illegal in Florida?

[03:26:27] Actually?

[03:26:30] So it's illegal to smoke weed in Florida.

[03:26:34] So can you not so if you you need a med card in Miami so if you get caught smoking weed

[03:26:47] in Florida, what happens? You literally go to jail?

[03:27:17] I don't know, I don't know what you're putting on.

[03:27:23] No, it's probably tomorrow, maybe.

[03:27:27] Oh no, this is just a pick start.

[03:27:34] All right, come on.

[03:27:42] How are you guys?

[03:27:43] Good, how are you?

[03:27:44] Good, how are you?

[03:27:45] I'm sorry.

[03:27:47] I'm sorry.

[03:27:49] I'm sorry.

[03:27:51] I'm sorry.

[03:27:53] You have the lights in lane seven.

[03:27:55] Everything you really like, you know it's that thing.

[03:27:57] I have a question in there.

[03:27:59] Really? It's kind of hard work.

[03:28:01] Is $5 worth of work in here?

[03:28:03] Yes, it's all like that.

[03:28:05] Are you out of your body cams going?

[03:28:07] 400%.

[03:28:09] That's enough.

[03:28:11] Let's go.

[03:28:13] This guy's retarded.

[03:28:16] All right.

[03:28:17] So what's going to happen?

[03:28:19] I'm going to remove the ankle from you.

[03:28:22] Listen.

[03:28:23] Oh, yeah.

[03:28:24] I'm going to take what you do over here.

[03:28:26] OK.

[03:28:27] Sock, sneakers, put them on top of the collar.

[03:28:29] Yes.

[03:28:30] After the, uh, what?

[03:28:31] Come on.

[03:28:32] This might seem like a simple order, but to Jack, it's about protecting his jewelry,

[03:28:37] and he won't even hesitate to instruct officers on how to preserve it.

[03:28:42] I'm not gonna cry.

[03:28:44] I'm forced to not cry, bro.

[03:28:46] What do you think I was?

[03:28:48] I'm on the side of the road, hopefully tomorrow.

[03:28:50] Okay, I'm gonna be okay.

[03:28:52] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:28:54] I'm sorry.

[03:28:56] I'm sorry.

[03:28:58] I'm always trying to scratch my...

[03:29:00] No, I'm...

[03:29:02] I'm chewing.

[03:29:04] I got a scratch on me.

[03:29:06] I'm taking you away.

[03:29:08] Jesus, bro.

[03:29:10] Yeah.

[03:29:11] You guys need to check on him now.

[03:29:15] Yeah, of course.

[03:29:16] I think so.

[03:29:17] So you're gonna have to check on him.

[03:29:19] Alright, cool.

[03:29:20] I'm not saying anything.

[03:29:21] You can't bend me.

[03:29:23] Are his friends out there?

[03:29:25] I don't know.

[03:29:26] Cause I think he wants to hand that over.

[03:29:28] He's flexing while getting arrested.

[03:29:30] So it does not be here.

[03:29:32] He was taking a phone call.

[03:29:33] I'm down for that.

[03:29:35] He got his phone, right?

[03:29:37] Yeah, right here.

[03:29:38] That'll make a phone call?

[03:29:40] Thank you.

[03:29:41] And you know, they can take all the gear.

[03:29:42] You want me to take your car?

[03:29:44] Perfect, yeah.

[03:29:45] Yes, sir.

[03:29:46] When you give him the water, though, you got to do that.

[03:29:48] You could have avoided all of this.

[03:29:49] I know.

[03:29:50] I wish I could have.

[03:29:51] But like, right when I was getting out,

[03:29:52] we were at turn around and, boom, my security guard was there.

[03:29:56] But like, I know, I'm not going to make excuses, you know?

[03:30:00] Have a conversation.

[03:30:01] Yo, want to come to us?

[03:30:03] You got my location?

[03:30:04] No.

[03:30:05] Who's going to help you?

[03:30:06] How come?

[03:30:07] We're already on the same team.

[03:30:08] You can pick up my jewelry, you know.

[03:30:10] I just want you to try it.

[03:30:12] I'm recording.

[03:30:14] You can put it on the band.

[03:30:16] He's gonna go back out and go into the car.

[03:30:18] And then the guy will walk him in.

[03:30:20] The guy will howl.

[03:30:22] He's like, hey, he can get through this

[03:30:24] and get his, all of his, the person he's gonna put

[03:30:26] all that hurt from that.

[03:30:28] The skeleton's draft is fucked, bro.

[03:30:30] Y'all should see this. The skeleton's draft, bro.

[03:30:32] The skeleton's draft is fucked.

[03:30:34] The skeleton's draft is fucked.

[03:30:36] You all should see this, this guy looks like you're jaffed, bro.

[03:30:38] I don't want nothing, come on.

[03:30:40] I'll be fine, I'll be fine.

[03:30:42] I'm trying to tell him to come here.

[03:30:44] Yo, can't he?

[03:30:46] Is that when over here?

[03:30:48] It's just not working.

[03:30:54] I think he's gonna do me a little for that.

[03:30:56] Sorry, I'm just trying to tell him to get here.

[03:30:58] Just stick up while you're doing that,

[03:31:00] I think I'll have to do it with a woman else.

[03:31:02] We got a 13?

[03:31:04] Okay, fine.

[03:31:06] Oh, silly, huh?

[03:31:08] I can't think of anything.

[03:31:10] It's all right.

[03:31:12] I'm gonna play games now.

[03:31:14] I'm trying to help him out,

[03:31:16] but he's gonna go straight over.

[03:31:18] We're actually doing very nice.

[03:31:20] Making a section for him.

[03:31:22] He's gonna go straight over.

[03:31:24] He's gonna go straight over.

[03:31:26] He's gonna go straight over.

[03:31:28] He's gonna go straight over.

[03:31:30] He's gonna go straight over.

[03:31:32] Very nice making exception for me for

[03:31:43] We will happen

[03:31:48] Oh, so does my ADHD is so bad

[03:31:52] You're actually it's hard to go I

[03:31:55] Know my ADHD is bad

[03:31:57] Shut one thing Bo Bo Josh it to ask you guys a question. Do you guys watch a lot of tiktok and shit or no?

[03:32:03] Bo I think I did a stop that shit like well um, I didn't even like delete tiktok or something

[03:32:11] So when I wake up I spent an hour or like 30 minutes to an hour watch the second I wake up

[03:32:17] And then when I go to bed, I saw another hour and then while I'm eating my food off stream

[03:32:22] I also spend like another like 30 minutes to what 10 15 minutes

[03:32:25] It's bad

[03:32:55] We're not going to give it to him.

[03:32:57] Yeah, you are.

[03:32:59] We got like one and a half.

[03:33:01] Yeah. Okay. So one here.

[03:33:03] Right.

[03:33:05] I just give them.

[03:33:07] Okay.

[03:33:09] All right.

[03:33:11] All right.

[03:33:13] You're right here.

[03:33:15] For.

[03:33:17] We're going to separate back first.

[03:33:19] We don't scratch.

[03:33:21] You don't guys have it back.

[03:33:23] It's gonna scratch it up. It can't scratch it.

[03:33:25] It's not gonna scratch it.

[03:33:26] It's not gonna scratch it.

[03:33:27] I thank you so much.

[03:33:28] Thank you so much.

[03:33:29] We appreciate you guys.

[03:33:30] You're self-requited.

[03:33:31] We're happy to do it for you.

[03:33:32] This is a problem, right?

[03:33:33] We, the men in the section, we need to make a phone call.

[03:33:36] Yes?

[03:33:37] Yes.

[03:33:38] And I told you not to record.

[03:33:39] We got to record it.

[03:33:40] I don't know.

[03:33:41] So you know what's gonna happen now?

[03:33:42] All these girls with you need to communicate.

[03:33:43] We're not giving these other guys the right hours.

[03:33:44] Are you just doing the video?

[03:33:45] No.

[03:33:46] Take your shoes off.

[03:33:47] I'm broke.

[03:33:48] I got to get out.

[03:33:49] I got to get out.

[03:33:50] I got to get out.

[03:33:51] I want to smack this shit out of this guy this guy's actually

[03:34:21] You got any thoughts?

[03:34:23] Got any thoughts?

[03:34:25] Four.

[03:34:27] More.

[03:34:29] So that was your question?

[03:34:31] Yes, sir.

[03:34:33] Hey, I'm going to the UK.

[03:34:35] Everything's going to the UK.

[03:34:37] The level of physics going to be 9, 1, 5, 0, 3, 1, 4, 5.

[03:34:41] Yeah, I'm going to go.

[03:34:43] I'm going to go to the UK.

[03:34:45] Sorry, everything's going to the UK.

[03:34:47] Yeah, yeah.

[03:34:49] Oh yeah, I'll get cool. Even better here.

[03:34:53] Hey, get in there.

[03:34:55] Probably fun.

[03:34:57] Okay, copy.

[03:35:03] Probably.

[03:35:05] I'll see you later.

[03:35:07] I got locked up for a month bro because I was uh I got caught like selling dope on the

[03:35:22] street to provide for my family bro listen shit wasn't sweet man shit wasn't sweet

[03:35:27] I got put in the same cell as a murderer bro so not only was I just a small little like

[03:35:33] frail little like 17 year old who got put in prison bro you know but I was put

[03:35:37] in there with murderers though people from fucking Los Santos but that shit was

[03:35:40] crazy though

[03:36:03] Yeah, man, he's been doing multiple times, man.

[03:36:05] But I asked him, I knew what he was doing,

[03:36:07] and I didn't know what he was doing.

[03:36:08] Oh, too.

[03:36:09] Hey.

[03:36:09] You need a video, yes?

[03:36:11] Hey, no.

[03:36:12] No, no, no, it's cool, because everything is with the school.

[03:36:15] OK?

[03:36:16] No, OK.

[03:36:16] All right.

[03:36:17] We can't do it.

[03:36:18] But it seems to go on the school and we need it.

[03:36:21] No.

[03:36:21] No, it's cool.

[03:36:22] It's not.

[03:36:22] It's cool.

[03:36:23] I can't do this.

[03:36:24] Hey, we don't say anything to the guys.

[03:36:26] I know what you're talking about, OK?

[03:36:28] I'm just.

[03:36:29] I'm just going to ask, but I don't need to talk to them.

[03:36:31] The resistance one around possibly potential for possession, possibly potential for sexual

[03:36:40] substance.

[03:36:41] I call it.

[03:36:42] Understand that?

[03:36:43] Yes.

[03:36:44] Even after realizing the full impact of his actions, Jack's desperate attempt to apologize

[03:36:52] only becomes another display of his vanity.

[03:36:55] I know I'm going to f**k you up, tell you, I'll continue.

[03:37:00] You taking it with you to TGK, bro?

[03:37:02] What is that?

[03:37:03] He go with you.

[03:37:05] He going to TGK with you.

[03:37:08] But I'm not gonna keep my steady.

[03:37:10] Yeah, that's gonna be fine.

[03:37:11] Yeah, yeah, fine, huh?

[03:37:12] All right.

[03:37:13] Yeah.

[03:37:14] I just thought I was gonna let you get a little more.

[03:37:16] Nah, nah, nah, but you don't think we're gonna get relieved?

[03:37:18] All right.

[03:37:19] Yeah, yeah.

[03:37:20] No, when I don't get out.

[03:37:21] Huh?

[03:37:22] No, when I don't get out.

[03:37:23] Hopefully tomorrow, man, but probably not in the morning anymore, you know?

[03:37:27] If you don't believe me, you just stop talking.

[03:37:31] Anyway, I'll try to help you, man.

[03:37:33] Ultimately, Jack Doherty was charged with felony possession of controlled substance without prescription,

[03:37:38] misdemeanor resisting without violence, possession of cannabis.

[03:37:42] He was later released on a $3,500 cash bond.

[03:37:45] But true to his nature, Jack continued milking the incident for content after his release.

[03:37:50] Even uploading footage officers had accidentally recorded

[03:37:53] on his phone after not realizing the camera was still running.

[03:37:57] In a later interview with TMZ,

[03:37:58] Jack described the arrest as the worst day of his life.

[03:38:01] Claymore was stuck in a small cell for five hours

[03:38:04] before being moved to a larger holding room

[03:38:06] for another 10 hours.

[03:38:08] He even warned others to stay away from jail

[03:38:10] while still managing to put his entitlement on full display.

[03:38:13] It now seems like Jack is using the experience

[03:38:16] to create even more police related content for his channel,

[03:38:19] Continuing to profit off the incident at least until another group of officers decides to draw the line and take him in again

[03:38:26] Whether you're on patrol on the couch or in an interrogation room wondering where it all went wrong

[03:38:32] Look your best with gear from code blue cam dot com Wow, you know, it isn't kind of crazy, but I'm not alive

[03:38:38] Wow

[03:38:40] I

[03:38:44] How to prove why I got you no, no, I actually got you ready

[03:38:48] Why watch watch watch I can lock money. I'll do a 24-hour stream of rage picks up right now

[03:38:54] I will dead ass do a 24-hour stream. I promise you. I'm not kidding

[03:39:02] That's not why is Ron so chopped. Who do you think looks better you're wrong five o'clock where he is

[03:39:10] Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

[03:39:20] The person you're trying to reach is not available at the tone.

[03:39:23] Please record your message.

[03:39:24] When you have-

[03:39:25] D&D call again.

[03:39:26] You do realize it rang, but I'll call again and then I'll just show you.

[03:39:29] I'll do a 48 hour stream of He-Pigs-Out.

[03:39:32] I'll do a 48 hour stream of He-Pigs-Out.

[03:39:34] I got you.

[03:39:35] No, I actually got you.

[03:39:37] Look.

[03:39:38] I actually got you.

[03:39:39] We'll do a 48 hour stream if he picks up the call.

[03:39:43] That's how confident I am.

[03:39:45] Show us?

[03:39:55] Your call has been forwarded.

[03:39:57] Formers, bro.

[03:39:59] Excuse me, transformers.

[03:40:00] I don't know about this, though.

[03:40:02] Nah, nah.

[03:40:05] Why is my VR server?

[03:40:06] We need this.

[03:40:07] We need this.

[03:40:08] Watch this.

[03:40:10] Hold up.

[03:40:11] Imagine having this VR setup with Bunny.

[03:40:18] And Sakura.

[03:40:20] And Jinxie.

[03:40:22] Did y'all see that shit?

[03:40:23] Let's go.

[03:40:24] Nah.

[03:40:25] Nah.

[03:40:27] Why is my VR setup?

[03:40:28] Like, what is this?

[03:40:32] Like, why would you ever need this?

[03:40:35] Bro, I think the only reason

[03:40:37] should ever have this setup is if like you're disabled and you can't walk in the real life

[03:40:41] so you want to at least have fun in VR.

[03:40:50] Bro that's just crazy bro. That's just crazy. What's MorgPie up to? Toad cameras.

[03:40:59] This shit just told me to kill myself? Bro where did MorgPie come from? I'm just so confused.

[03:41:07] What is she got?

[03:41:10] Was Morkpie always a streamer?

[03:41:14] Has she always been a streamer for years?

[03:41:18] She's always been famous.

[03:41:27] Never seen her to the other day, me neither, bro.

[03:41:29] When she like put that guy on a leash, that's what I heard of her, bro.

[03:41:35] Okay, okay, bet.

[03:41:38] Not it, I'm gonna hop on League of Legends

[03:41:40] for one game, chat, for one game, bro.

[03:41:42] One League of Legends game, bro, one League of Legends.

[03:41:50] One League of Legends game,

[03:41:51] and then we're gonna hop on A5 Legends and get diamond.

[03:41:53] You need to buy A2O.

[03:41:58] All right, because chat, we need to get diamond, bro.

[03:42:00] We need to get diamond.

[03:42:02] We need to get diamond, bro.

[03:42:03] We need to get diamond.

[03:42:04] Should we play ranked?

[03:42:06] How's that said, we should only play ranked?

[03:42:08] That's what he said last time.

[03:42:18] Delaying Apex because you know it's a dog shit game?

[03:42:20] No, I'm delaying Apex because my fucking carry isn't on.

[03:42:24] But also, I swear to god Apex is a dog shit game.

[03:42:26] I don't even blame you, bro.

[03:42:28] I don't even blame you, man.

[03:42:30] Alright, I don't even blame you, bro.

[03:42:37] Apex is such a hard fucking game.

[03:42:43] I don't know why.

[03:42:48] Apex is unplayable if you aren't on controller.

[03:42:50] Chat, is that a thing?

[03:42:52] Is that real?

[03:42:53] Is that like...

[03:42:54] Chat, is controller really that OP or no?

[03:42:57] We just like pussies and recoping

[03:43:05] Valorant, please Leo. I'm not playing Valorant bro. I'm not I'm playing Valorant today. I got snipe for three hours straight

[03:43:10] I'm not doing it bro. I'm not doing it every time I play apex legends. I don't even want to stream anymore

[03:43:15] I literally want to quit streaming when I play Valorant bro because it's just it's unplayable, bro

[03:43:20] It's just snipe snipe snipe

[03:43:23] It's just snipe snipe snipe. I can't do it, bro

[03:43:27] Frank, shut up.

[03:43:34] Uh, Mel.

[03:43:36] I shall be back, I'm going to put my plate up and stay on the back.

[03:43:39] Blarp, blarp, blarp, over back.

[03:44:18] Is this a counter pick chat, Shaco?

[03:44:38] Muda always listen to music when you're playing Valorant or League is that a thing?

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[03:57:08] Shazer's is literally like one of my favorite songs.

[03:57:12] Holy fucking song, bro.

[03:57:24] On the album.

[03:57:38] We are not alone

[03:58:08] I

[03:58:38] I want to recall but is it bad to recall?

[03:59:08] holy fuck

[03:59:10] F1 moodle?

[03:59:12] YO DUMBASS!

[03:59:14] I'm not on apex!

[03:59:16] F1 does nothing!

[03:59:38] I

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[04:06:08] all the ADC, not the tanks

[04:06:38] Killing me. I swear. I guess so passionate y'all do not know the half of it

[04:07:08] bro i don't know if i think i'm faker bro i have such a bad ego bro i have such a bad

[04:07:15] ego bro i have such a bad ego like why do i feel like i won v3 from there i don't get it

[04:07:21] like what's wrong with me bro it's a 1v3 and i'm like what am i doing

[04:07:30] enemy killing spree are we gonna lose this game

[04:07:34] game. Oh no, chat what do I do? If Hamza was here, what do we do? Do I take Baron?

[04:08:03] I'll shut that off. What am I doing? Oh my god. Stop auto going mid and farm sides.

[04:08:29] You know what, that's one thing I lowkey am bad at.

[04:08:31] I don't play the game a lot, bro.

[04:08:35] Let's do that.

[04:08:36] I'm gonna stick with my team though.

[04:08:37] Is it not good to stick with my team?

[04:08:39] Let's see who is stronger right now, chat.

[04:08:41] Me or this guy?

[04:08:59] You guys are liars.

[04:09:09] You said it was me!

[04:09:13] You said I was stronger!

[04:09:19] Oh my god are we losing this game right now?

[04:09:39] Oh my god, wait, we're gonna lose this game.

[04:09:47] Your team has destroyed a turret.

[04:09:52] Let me go to hell by my own mouth.

[04:10:09] your inhibitor is actually throwing this game bro I'm throwing this game bro

[04:10:16] shut down I will clean and scrape and screw your courage to the stick and

[04:10:23] If that's what it takes

[04:10:41] We set fire to heaven

[04:10:53] Is there anything I can do here, bro?

[04:10:57] Like I don't know what to do, bro.

[04:10:59] This is the part where Hamza didn't teach me anything, I'm just lost, bro.

[04:11:03] Like, start game, I would say I'm not, like, I understand the basics of beginning, but

[04:11:10] now I'm just so lost.

[04:11:16] So I don't know what to do, man.

[04:11:22] no point of being bot lane right now? Should I not get this tower right now?

[04:11:52] I

[04:11:56] Love what I love what?

[04:12:14] Bro, I can't believe I'm low. I'm actually stuck in iron. How the fuck am I stuck in iron?

[04:12:49] and enemy has been slain

[04:12:57] he actually lost

[04:13:07] I'm actually losing all my fucking rankups bro

[04:13:11] I just don't understand what to do bro

[04:13:41] Muda easy mid and late game is always about team fights is that true chat

[04:14:01] So like okay, I haven't I have a question bro. I have a question

[04:14:05] After I get mid like after I after I beat the guy mid, right?

[04:14:11] early game. I form my CS, I'm stronger than the guy, I have like four kills on him. What

[04:14:17] do I do? Like after I get mid, after I have mid on lock, what do I do? Split push. Okay,

[04:14:32] so check, can I have it? Okay, check. Can we do, can y'all help me with a favor, bro?

[04:14:36] I'm gonna play one more game, and I want you guys to let me know when to go bottom lane, when to go top lane.

[04:14:43] Like, like, how do I know if I need to go bottom lane or top lane? How do I know?

[04:14:50] But Chat, how do I know?

[04:14:58] Based off Minima.

[04:15:06] Thank you.

[04:15:36] you

[04:16:06] you

[04:16:36] you

[04:17:06] you

[04:17:36] you

[04:18:06] Jason the ween nipples

[04:18:18] The chest splits bigger than his nose bro, I fucking hate you, bro

[04:18:27] Bro the split in your chest looks like your nose can fit in there

[04:18:36] Baby Wayne it tears responsible for this shit have the time I question my conscience in this shit

[04:18:42] All the times I question the problem is a legit full-time Frank. Let me see what you said, bro

[04:18:47] What do we try to say? Let me see

[04:18:52] When you're using your email to the simple the enemies head yeah, I know I know I know I know Frank

[04:18:56] I know I know I know I just I it's hard to remember everything when you're new to the game, bro

[04:19:01] I'm the top me that

[04:19:03] Bro like when I'm in the heat of the battle, I'm like mashing every button

[04:19:07] I'm looking at the bottom seam on my Q comes back up

[04:19:09] I'll attack using my Q arc like it's so much for me, bro

[04:19:16] Registered a business to my brother's name fizz versus young good luck Muda. Why do you say it like that, bro?

[04:19:23] Why do you say it like that, bro?

[04:19:25] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[04:19:33] The chat does the only one win this matchup or fizz.

[04:20:08] Muda, do you like reading books? What is your favorite, Kaneda?

[04:20:38] I thought it's an EQ. That's such a blunder right there. What a blunder by any bro.

[04:21:08] Yeah, I'm in the right place.

[04:21:11] Certified lover man trapping out the motherland.

[04:21:13] Always move right so my watch is on the other hand.

[04:21:16] She could try to play it down now but she wasn't playing.

[04:21:19] People want to know what's in my pockets they don't understand.

[04:21:22] My sister always finding perks and setting rubber bands.

[04:21:25] You know my mom might not want to hear how this stuff will

[04:21:27] plans.

[04:21:28] Worth a sands of ground no one love you like your mother can.

[04:21:30] I watch Michael Rugo with a million off a couple hands.

[04:21:33] I decide what to see next like it's on the man.

[04:21:36] Like I'm switching plans.

[04:21:37] I'ma tell you what you feel next, like a weatherman.

[04:21:40] I will split heads and break necks for my little man.

[04:21:43] Six guys playing hands like I'm a religious man.

[04:21:46] But I'm just a sick man, wicked man.

[04:21:48] Look, we can argue back and forth, but who's the rich man?

[04:21:51] Isn't that what matters in this world that we living in?

[04:21:54] That I know it's giving in.

[04:21:55] Snake stays slithering.

[04:21:56] How you plan to make it to the top?

[04:21:58] I just fit it in.

[04:21:59] How you plan to take a niggas spot?

[04:22:01] I just give it in.

[04:22:02] How you gonna treat this shit like you won't get to live again?

[04:22:05] How you gettin' hype off one hand? Do that shit again.

[04:22:08] How you gotta manage it? You met after you got the win.

[04:22:11] Bet you got some niggas that'll love you to the bitter end.

[04:22:13] Bet you got somebody that's a smarter than the other friends.

[04:22:16] Get them up to center, see what happens, see your blessings end.

[04:22:19] You just need to stay close to your people that will never fear when others could again.

[04:22:23] That one other shit again.

[04:22:24] Got a nigga standin' at the-

[04:22:26] Okay. Uh, how do I play against this character?

[04:22:28] How do I play this character, I don't get it.

[04:22:41] You can't Q3 him.

[04:22:43] You have to bait out his E. How do I bait his E out though with what?

[04:22:50] You have to...

[04:22:51] Oh god, bro.

[04:22:52] See, this is the scary thing about League of Legends, bro, is that I need to understand

[04:22:57] characters work bro because I don't know how to do that man

[04:23:57] The past time I can

[04:24:21] Oh my I just even with a bomb

[04:24:57] Chalice that is all what was that like shark this guy just did

[04:25:13] Okay, so Chalice when I use my E the emotee gets scared and then pops that thing so

[04:25:18] Chalice is it good to use my E to bait his ability? Yes or no?

[04:25:27] What's your problem?

[04:25:37] Oh my god, what the fuck am I? What am I doing?

[04:25:51] I'm killing spree

[04:25:57] How am I supposed to kill him bro if he's just gonna like check and I use my all on him bro. Should I just use my all on him?

[04:26:21] I don't know if that was good or not if I'm gonna be honest

[04:26:27] bro I don't know chat just tell me to kill myself please

[04:26:35] like actually bro just someone tell me to kill myself bro in GTA like just tell me to

[04:26:43] go back to Valorant too bro someone tell me to go back to Valorant bro like I don't know

[04:26:47] E flash Q? What does flash do?

[04:27:01] Oh my god man, it's like I'm mechanically better than all these players but I don't have a brain bro.

[04:27:06] Cause I don't know.

[04:27:09] I swear to god I'm so mechanically better than these guys though bro, I swear.

[04:27:13] I just see it and I'm just so retarded

[04:27:40] Oh my god wait that doesn't do anything

[04:27:43] Wait, if I flash the ult still hits me?

[04:27:48] Okay, I didn't even know that.

[04:27:54] Like, see, it's just brain-diff, bro.

[04:27:56] See, it's just brain-diff, but I don't know anything, bro.

[04:28:13] Should I ult him bro?

[04:28:23] Like bro, I don't know man.

[04:28:28] Oh, I'm actually so shit, bro.

[04:28:31] How does it keep getting away with one HP chat so many times?

[04:29:01] 50 CS, 10 minutes, LOL.

[04:29:11] I know it's bad, huh?

[04:29:17] I'll stop on my journey

[04:30:17] mid or get double kills. What the hell am I faying off? What does he mean by that bro?

[04:30:33] Smolder is so chopped? Why is smolder like shit talking? I don't get it.

[04:31:07] There's something down there.

[04:31:12] Bro, I don't understand.

[04:31:37] Is this range bait am I playing that bad today, bro?

[04:31:51] There's a poetry I'm watching the world dad

[04:31:57] I'm playing really bad today, huh

[04:32:37] I don't have enough HP for this.

[04:32:49] I don't have enough, I don't have enough HP for this.

[04:33:03] Shut down

[04:33:16] Is it really that bad am I playing really that bad right now, bro

[04:33:33] Oh my god, I'm just gonna go home, bro.

[04:33:55] bro it's just a chat I haven't played league in like a couple days bro chill I'm bought

[04:34:06] right now

[04:34:14] Bro, why is smolder tripping out?

[04:34:36] What the fuck, I scared the fuck out of me.

[04:35:03] I just got so much vision here bro, what the fuck was that bro?

[04:35:06] I'm bleeding

[04:35:08] Bro I actually thought I was gonna get fucked

[04:35:11] I thought that was a real human bro

[04:35:13] I thought that was a real human, I swear to god I did

[04:35:33] Muga never ultimed before his E. Bro, my CSing needs to be way better than this.

[04:35:51] I'm going to go help all of them, but I don't know if I can, can I help with this?

[04:36:13] you're down 70 CS, you should shove before roaming.

[04:36:43] help bot

[04:37:33] I

[04:37:43] Killed that girl bro

[04:37:53] I feel that I should wait job only 200 gold away, but I feel like I should just chill

[04:38:03] This is a fuck bitch.

[04:38:16] Allah Akbar!

[04:38:37] Was it worth it? Was that worth it?

[04:38:46] Okay now chat, do I really need to work on my CS?

[04:38:59] Why is my CS so bad, bro, why don't you get it?

[04:39:03] So chat, out of my game, does it look like I just don't go a lot for minions?

[04:39:11] And then do I not go for minions?

[04:39:41] I am fight half HP.

[04:39:59] Is it even smart to fight a half HP?

[04:40:05] Come on, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here, bro, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared,

[04:40:20] Killing speed, an enemy has been slain.

[04:40:29] So do I go bot now?

[04:40:35] Man, I just wish, like bro chat, do you at least see the potential bro?

[04:40:39] Like if I get, if I like learn more about the abilities, do you guys think I have the mechanics to like master this game?

[04:40:47] please say yes bro because we guys saying all my kill myself bar

[04:41:17] oh my god i did not i did not know there was that many people bro oh my god i tried

[04:41:32] to ulting away i tried to ulting away well how was i supposed to know there was bro some

[04:41:41] of my chat said go bot i go bot there's three people i died you called me retarded

[04:41:47] I'm never listening to you guys ever again. I'm never gonna fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I'm never I know

[04:41:53] I'm never really no no no no. I'm gonna do my own thing. I don't give a fuck

[04:41:57] No, so much. I said go bottom. How do I know the guy in my chat? I said go bottom. Isn't the guy on the other team?

[04:42:05] I'm not listening to you guys anymore. I don't give a fuck bro

[04:42:17] yet again bro it's endgame and I'm confused and I don't know what to do

[04:42:28] you targeted the tank I don't know what the fuck a tank is and what isn't a tank

[04:42:33] this guy is riding off the swan

[04:42:47] like I don't even know what that was

[04:43:10] You son of a bitch!

[04:43:40] Oh, no.

[04:43:47] Never knew it was actually the Crossroads Saloon.

[04:43:56] Oh, they saw me on the map, I just ran into a fucking...

[04:45:38] After infinity edge, your fanos just perm a fight, perm a-

[04:45:46] Chat, IE is infinity edge, right?

[04:45:50] I just bought that, so does that mean I'm fanos now?

[04:46:08] Missed my hole. I'm a shit terrorist. I'm a terrorist, bro. I'm a shit terrorist, bro

[04:47:08] go bottom and get tower? No. Because how do I know you're not the enemy team, bro?

[04:47:37] The enemy has been slain

[04:48:07] What the fuck?

[04:48:09] What was that?

[04:48:14] Was that a bug?

[04:48:19] Oh my god, bro.

[04:48:27] Oh my god, I killed him.

[04:48:57] Where are you going bro

[04:49:27] Rose walking into the fountain.

[04:49:32] What is that?

[04:49:33] What's wrong if I fight him in the fountain?

[04:49:36] What's wrong with that?

[04:49:37] You can't walk into the spawn.

[04:49:43] Placements complete?

[04:49:49] Placements are complete?

[04:49:51] What rank am I?

[04:49:53] I'm iron one.

[04:49:57] Oh my god, Iron One.

[04:50:04] Oh my god, Iron One.

[04:50:15] One away from bronze.

[04:50:17] Chaba, how hard is it to rank up in this game?

[04:50:22] This is not a fighting game, you retard.

[04:50:24] Fuck just play around turrets and break turrets

[04:50:30] All right, yeah, how do I do steam remote by the way does anyone know how to do steam remote?

[04:50:37] Does anyone know how to do steam remote

[04:50:45] Settings okay, then what privacy

[04:50:54] Game settings you fucking retard bar. I don't know where it is

[04:51:04] General

[04:51:10] Oh hide all names

[04:51:14] Which one should I hide my name from everyone okay hide my identifying information from everyone

[04:51:21] Should I do just the middle one?

[04:51:27] All of them?

[04:51:43] running around like a headless chicken streams that be

[04:51:50] chat do y'all ever see me like bro chat clip this yo clip this right now

[04:51:54] in a couple of months i am going to be challenger bro

[04:52:01] in a couple of months i am going to be challenger bro

[04:52:05] all right now clip it chat clip it all right now chat clip it why are y'all saying sonny in

[04:52:10] in your dreams Sonyan... Sonyan LOL. Why are y'all saying that?

[04:52:16] Bro y'all don't believe in me? My character matters already. Even if you are not.

[04:52:28] In a couple of months I'm becoming a trillionaire. When pigs fly, sun, bar.

[04:52:35] Oh come on be nice bro it's so hard

[04:52:50] Jabberdiel I think it's better my Akali or my Yone. Moki my Yone is big.

[04:52:59] Why you start grinding League? Because I saw Jinxie play it and I was like you know

[04:53:04] I'm gonna and then he invited me to the tournament

[04:53:06] So now I was like, you know what I want to be good for the tournament and then I got fucking addicted, bro

[04:53:11] So that's what happened

[04:53:20] Well, I'm not gonna lie chat walla though like walla. I don't know why this game is is like

[04:53:26] It's like low key addicting bro

[04:53:30] It's like low key addicting

[04:53:34] One to seal.

[04:53:44] Bro, can you just drop the ego and play easier champions?

[04:53:48] Chat, would you say I'm not bad on Yonbo?

[04:53:50] Like, I'm just retarded and I don't know where the game is?

[04:53:52] Like, am I really that shit for Yon-

[04:53:54] Or am I- like, chat.

[04:53:56] Are my mechanics bad?

[04:53:58] Or am I just retarded?

[04:54:02] Both.

[04:54:04] Did I tell you it was both? No, both wasn't an option.

[04:54:08] Both wasn't even an option. What the fuck?

[04:54:23] You're good on your own, but you lack game knowledge? Thank you, bro.

[04:54:28] Okay, so who's mid with me? Who's Zorath?

[04:54:34] Why is everyone spamming GG?

[04:54:50] Why is everyone spamming GG?

[04:55:02] Oh, good chat. Do I want to close in on him?

[04:55:06] Do I want to close in on him or do I want to be very far away from him?

[04:55:12] What do I do? Do I want to get close to him or do I want to stay far away from him?

[04:55:19] Can you move your camera?

[04:55:25] I'm the only one on the harbinger.

[04:55:27] Hamza, Daddy, I want you to coach me, Daddy. I missed you while I missed your voice.

[04:55:32] What lie missed you shrink your face

[04:56:02] Okay, uh, is this this guy have access to like Israeli missiles how is it gonna hit me from

[04:56:23] 9,000 meters away I'm kind of confused.

[04:56:27] What is this?

[04:56:57] Oh my god am I just gonna die

[04:57:27] Come on bro, come on!

[04:57:46] Don't kill me, you bastard!

[04:57:57] I was hitting you with everything.

[04:58:19] How are they following me here with the clock?

[04:58:49] I want some iron self.

[04:59:05] Can't leave that.

[04:59:10] SHOP KEEPS!

[04:59:12] Why are there three people in there?

[04:59:19] You say one month challenger but can't dodge an iron player go back to Valorant

[04:59:49] Man, I'm so, like, fucked, bro.

[04:59:56] Like, I mean, what do I even do?

[05:00:01] Like, okay, the minions are gonna crash into each other right now, but they're more on

[05:00:06] his side, way more on his side.

[05:01:10] Just farm CS. Walaihi, how do I farm CS and I'm getting new fights in Israel.

[05:01:15] Like, how? What do I do?

[05:01:40] say voila yes fucking fucking bitch

[05:02:37] I don't know, I actually fucking hate this game.

[05:02:39] Like, well, I actually hate this game.

[05:02:40] Like, I actually hate this fucking game.

[05:02:42] Like, boh, where did this guy come from, this ugly fuck?

[05:02:48] Maybe peace at last.

[05:02:50] Like, oh my God.

[05:02:53] Of course not.

[05:03:37] Can I even fight this though, Bismillahirrahmanirrahim?

[05:04:01] Am I allowed to fight this?

[05:04:02] Can I fight this?

[05:04:13] Bawww

[05:04:15] And everyone has been slain

[05:04:30] What's your rank?

[05:04:32] Fucking iron

[05:04:34] Iron bro, iron one

[05:04:36] Hey Muda, I genuinely fucking hate you

[05:04:39] Sending hate from servers

[05:04:43] Like, uh, Stefan

[05:04:44] What the fuck

[05:05:44] Now, do I want to clear the wave and get ganked by Warwick or no?

[05:06:05] Okay, he's down there, I saw him on the minimap, which means I can low-key my time.

[05:06:11] What the fuck, where did that guy come from?

[05:06:37] Like what is that this guy literally has nukes this motherfucker literally has nukes bro what is that

[05:07:07] Muda, there's a taste of your own medicine.

[05:07:10] Ay, bro, just because I'm Arab doesn't mean I'm a terrorist, bro, what the fuck.

[05:07:37] down heaven and I need the truth.

[05:07:52] An enemy has been slain.

[05:07:58] This is my shadow.

[05:08:33] that was a good shot.

[05:09:02] The West wants head wonders

[05:09:10] What the fuck, I guess wind trading

[05:09:15] I guess like wind trading though

[05:09:18] I guess wind trading like 100%

[05:10:54] Oh no, what am I doing, bro?

[05:11:05] Why would I do that?

[05:11:16] It's the brain fart, though.

[05:11:17] It's the brain fart.

[05:11:18] Like, I knew what I did wrong.

[05:11:20] It was the brain fart.

[05:11:22] I guess such a big brain fart. I know exactly what it is.

[05:11:38] Bro, those missiles are so insane. What on earth is that, bro?

[05:11:52] I will be taking this on me.

[05:12:52] Where's the pool?

[05:13:00] Come on bro, stop like that, fuck that bro, you're tripping, you're tripping, you're tripping.

[05:13:09] Just ult her, I know but I remember one time Hamza said, never use your ult without like an e2.

[05:13:15] I don't know how to use it

[05:13:20] Don't just try all the way

[05:14:45] Did we just feed that guy?

[05:15:00] I need to breathe.

[05:15:30] This shell of a body must hold out if I aim to take vengeance.

[05:16:30] I feel like I'm getting worse and worse at this game.

[05:17:26] Your turret has been destroyed and enemy has been slain.

[05:17:56] No, I should have ignited.

[05:18:18] BAAA

[05:18:48] Here's the...

[05:19:04] I should have backed off a long time ago.

[05:19:06] But someone on my map was like pinging something, bro.

[05:19:09] Shit, I wanted to leave, but someone was pinging something, bro.

[05:19:16] Someone was pinging on the map.

[05:19:18] That's a retreat ping.

[05:19:25] I don't know, bro, I don't know.

[05:19:30] I didn't know that.

[05:21:11] Chat, so how do you take Baron, is it like whoever hits it last?

[05:21:40] Whoever does the most damage.

[05:22:02] Wait, what? All that happened?

[05:22:10] I love you bro yes bro we're brawns so check is this my actual placement or do I have

[05:22:35] any more placements to go or no.

[05:22:55] I thought we were going to go one game and then apex.

[05:22:57] Oh, I've checked my, uh, what's his name? Zane said, can't play today, have to film stuff for my org.

[05:23:11] Rise, bro! Thank you for your five months, bro.

[05:23:21] Does that mean short stream? No. That just means more league than league, uh, Apex Legends.

[05:23:57] And I got your girl on the second floor begging me to put it in and it's not because of all

[05:24:04] the money that you wouldn't spend.

[05:24:06] And it's not because I set it up.

[05:24:07] Bro, I really am.

[05:24:27] you

[05:24:57] you

[05:25:27] you

[05:25:57] you

[05:26:27] you

[05:26:57] you

[05:27:27] you

[05:27:57] you

[05:28:27] you

[05:28:57] you

[05:29:27] you

[05:29:57] I

[05:30:27] That's what I'm talking about.

[05:30:55] How am I supposed to like kill both of them though?

[05:31:25] You are trolling?

[05:31:32] So how do I know when to go down and clean up if they're one shot and when they're not?

[05:31:37] Like when do I know when to do that, bro?

[05:31:41] I don't understand that.

[05:31:48] Oh no.

[05:31:53] My life has been saved.

[05:32:01] In the saddle?

[05:32:38] I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

[05:32:48] Okay, I'm just going to let it back on my side.

[05:32:58] The bottom of a bottle is a bigger one.

[05:33:19] Wrong.

[05:33:20] An enemy has been slain.

[05:33:23] Hasn't you, player, this game is so hard.

[05:33:30] Use your potion, I forgot that was even a thing, bro.

[05:33:53] Like you almost have to play this game with music because if you mess up or you just want to like literally strangle yourself and kill yourself.

[05:34:53] Oh, what am I doing?

[05:35:23] of

[05:35:52] Let him push the wave hold the wave and into three minions and trade with them just crash

[05:36:08] waves comes and taught you true I didn't like freeze the wave and shit bro I need to do

[05:36:14] that more

[05:36:44] I'm the only one on my harbingers.

[05:37:34] Holy shit.

[05:37:41] I believe that this is a mangun.

[05:37:50] And then I watch this tear down.

[05:39:00] has been slain. Your turret has been destroyed.

[05:39:07] Execute.

[05:40:00] You should be ashamed of yourself why?

[05:40:15] This ain't the West, I want to know.

[05:40:19] What'd I do wrong?

[05:40:20] Shut up.

[05:40:33] You took the cannon?

[05:40:35] Yeah, cuz that time I took from mid to bottom, I deserved that cannon, no?

[05:40:41] We set fire to heaven, and that water to land.

[05:41:15] come shit at this game bro I don't know I'm just I don't know I'm man I really am

[05:41:34] I am brawned, huh?

[05:41:36] F**k.

[05:41:37] Like if I'm losing a brawn, that means I'm living brawned, bro.

[05:41:43] Ah, f**k.

[05:41:46] There's a shovel. I ain't finished yet.

[05:41:54] Your team has destroyed a turret.

[05:43:04] Oh

[05:43:06] Oh

[05:43:08] Jax is smirking?

[05:43:35] My guy, my Jax?

[05:43:37] He's an old whore.

[05:43:57] Bro, what is the Blanc thing she is, bro?

[05:44:05] Oh my god!

[05:44:16] Bro, who is Leblanc 12-2?

[05:44:25] Are you serious?

[05:44:27] 28 CS!

[05:44:41] She's playing support on Leblanc, how?

[05:44:48] How's that impossible?

[05:44:50] Your ADC sucks?

[05:45:50] I think one of the most humbling experiences in a streamer is like playing a new game or

[05:45:58] playing a game as a new player and you're so fucking ass at it bro.

[05:46:04] So ass.

[05:46:07] the worst feeling ever

[05:46:37] I should tell her to go.

[05:46:44] I should tell her to go.

[05:46:51] I should tell her to go.

[05:47:04] Not she tilted girl

[05:47:34] I

[05:48:34] you

[05:49:04] you

[05:49:34] you

[05:50:04] you

[05:50:34] you

[05:51:04] I think we win this game, right?

[05:52:04] Yeah.

[05:52:18] Oh my god, I mean...

[05:53:04] Oh, chat, if faker was on this game right now, would we win?

[05:53:26] I

[05:53:56] I

[05:54:24] Just so fed

[05:54:26] She is so fake.

[05:54:33] Get this dude.

[05:54:37] This fucking retard said GG easy, yeah no shit easy bro, your fucking the longest smurf

[05:54:41] is going 15 and 2 bro.

[05:54:49] I'm actually bronze bro.

[05:54:54] oh my god i'm actually bronze bruh

[05:55:03] i'm actually bronze bruh

[05:55:09] oh my god i'm actually bronze bruh

[05:55:16] Oh my god man, fuck me bro.

[05:55:27] He was winning more with Akali?

[05:55:29] The thing is, I'd say my Yone is good too bro, it's just like.

[05:55:42] No apex today chat, no apex today bro.

[05:55:46] Zane's not getting on today chat, Zane's not getting on today.

[05:56:10] How long are you gonna stream for?

[05:56:12] I don't know.

[05:56:13] Man.

[05:56:14] I just want to get good at League, bro.

[05:56:27] I want to get good at League because VALORANT?

[05:56:32] I don't really play as much.

[05:56:33] I want to find a new main game.

[05:56:35] I really can't play VALORANT anymore, chat, bro.

[05:56:37] I am so sick and tired of the strange diapers.

[05:56:39] It's disgusting.

[05:56:40] Honestly, I need to learn how to play League and then also just leave Valorant for like

[05:56:46] Rage, Radiant, and like China and Japan and so on and so forth.

[05:56:52] One to cut, one to seal.

[05:57:06] I don't know, Frank, maybe because I want to do what I want to do, you know?

[05:57:09] I'm in the mood for story mode games. I'll do story mode games.

[05:57:14] No.

[05:57:17] So it was better.

[05:57:18] Y'all are a gas.

[05:57:30] Really?

[05:57:31] Yes, well, it's better.

[05:57:35] Actually.

[05:57:39] Oh man, Yasuo, but he doesn't even have like, oh man.

[05:58:08] If you just kill that Yasuo, you'll be useless.

[05:58:38] I

[05:59:00] Not even normal like what's happening though like what type of fight is this

[05:59:08] like what is that what is happening like what is this fight yo I'm not brawns bro I'm not

[05:59:32] I'm not bronze, I refuse to believe I'm bronze, bro.

[05:59:36] I refuse to believe I'm bronze, bro.

[05:59:42] No, no, no, no, no, I am definitely not bronze, bro.

[05:59:45] After what I just saw, bro, I am not bronze, bro.

[05:59:58] Shot, Pete.

[06:01:02] Yeah

[06:01:26] Get the plate no you guys are stupid i'm not getting the plate bro because if i get the plate i don't have time to go back

[06:01:32] I'm kinda confused though chat, where's Yasuo, does he got like ult to 4?

[06:01:52] I don't think I do check a lot and I don't check a lot is the math.

[06:02:22] I got a gfp

[06:02:52] What the fuck was that game?

[06:03:22] you

[06:03:52] you

[06:04:22] you

[06:04:52] you

[06:05:22] you

[06:05:52] I don't even want to have fun anymore, like I don't even want to explain it.

[06:06:14] That game is like, snipe, snipe, snipe fucked, bro. It's, it's fucked.

[06:06:39] That's not the way to get over me.

[06:06:42] You, you, you, you, you!

[06:06:47] League is killing your growth.

[06:06:49] I mean, not really, bro, not at all.

[06:06:59] Want to cut, want to seal.

[06:07:12] Play the finals? I don't like finals, bro.

[06:07:23] Yo, this guy keeps saying press F1. Like, what happens if nothing's even happening when

[06:07:36] press F1. Why is Zed has support? Bruh.

[06:08:06] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:08:11] That's not the way to get over me.

[06:08:15] I don't know what to say.

[06:08:18] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:08:21] That's not the way to get over me.

[06:08:25] All of us, they're just saying, you don't want me here.

[06:08:29] I

[06:08:41] Don't

[06:08:45] Lens apex probably tomorrow

[06:08:47] Let me message. Let me message say any message. Say the third up. Let me message. Say tomorrow

[06:08:59] probably low key I'm not gonna lie I'm having fun bro having fun of this game

[06:09:59] What are you gonna do?

[06:10:17] What's your body?

[06:10:59] I need it.

[06:11:01] I need it.

[06:11:21] My CS is so shit, man.

[06:11:23] My CS is so shit, though.

[06:11:33] Oh, like...

[06:11:38] Yeah, it's supposed to be at 30 right now.

[06:12:52] But I really do think I don't recall this ego, bro

[06:12:59] But I really do think I

[06:13:04] Really do think once I get like once I understand the game. I think I'll fly to like gold

[06:13:15] Once I like understand the game, I feel fly the gold and then I'll get like stuck in gold or something

[06:13:22] Maybe you want to make your mini-maps smaller, is it better to make my mini-maps smaller?

[06:13:41] It's like the second time someone said that, bro.

[06:14:11] Moving up!

[06:14:29] You welcome, debarter.

[06:14:41] So chat quick question when I'm that low should I just go back

[06:15:11] This guy's low-key feeding me, so I'm trying to light the top here.

[06:16:11] I'm so trashed I am so trash I'm so sorry

[06:16:41] Sorry bro.

[06:17:00] Always focus what a bro altered out of the map.

[06:17:04] Bro.

[06:17:41] Oh, I did not... I did not! Okay. That was a bad fight. Four? Oh my god, four? Why are

[06:18:05] you roaming level 7? Should I not be roaming yet chat? Is it bad to roam right now?

[06:18:35] There's something beyond heaven and hell out there.

[06:19:03] Oh my god, another missed ult. My axe is actually so mid right now.

[06:19:08] Oh my god, I'm actually playing like ass today.

[06:19:33] I just don't know what character has root and what character doesn't have root.

[06:20:00] Let me go to hell by the way.

[06:20:15] Is this one of those games where the more you learn is the more you play?

[06:20:20] I'm sorry for your mental disability

[06:20:50] oh my god

[06:21:02] ahhhhhh

[06:21:04] go

[06:21:05] ah

[06:21:06] yo

[06:21:07] dead

[06:21:08] get the final health

[06:21:10] oh my fucking god

[06:23:20] Oh my god, did I just fucking died?

[06:23:48] save on yeast we're actually so far behind this game it's actually bad

[06:24:18] The bottom of a bottle is a bigger pit than hell.

[06:24:28] Your king has destroyed your current.

[06:24:38] The king has destroyed current.

[06:24:41] Only in the end, there will be some death in the shadow.

[06:24:45] Unstoppable.

[06:24:46] Just to the side.

[06:25:00] I'm going to hit him like, bro, this move, I don't want him to make too much of it.

[06:25:08] If you miss it, no one's trying to destroy you.

[06:25:37] It's like I'm mechanically better than all of these people, but I don't know what I'm missing

[06:25:41] So my mechanics are better, but I'm just I'm just am I falling into the tower bait bro?

[06:25:46] Like what do I have to you know what bro? I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna start chipping away at damage instead

[06:28:21] I understand it now I understand it now bro I understand it now I

[06:28:50] I understand it now, I understand it now bro, I understand it now.

[06:29:01] I understand it now bro.

[06:29:04] You have red and blue buff? What, I don't even know what that means. This?

[06:29:08] You talking about this?

[06:30:20] Why do I start roaming?

[06:31:20] Don't do the longs work.

[06:31:25] Enemy double kill!

[06:31:44] I mean, how do I miss my ult like 10 times this game?

[06:31:49] Honestly, I'm actually playing so ass today, bro

[06:31:58] Masha Allah all of I swear

[06:32:13] Unlock your camera chat not yet, bro. I have way more shit to worry about

[06:32:49] I'm pretty dumb with the cause of it.

[06:33:03] Your ult is so easily dodgeable, you can land CC before.

[06:33:07] Ohhhh, is that why?

[06:33:11] Holy shit.

[06:33:14] I'm not playing too bad this game, 24.

[06:33:17] Use ult after Q3, yaaay.

[06:33:47] 0

[06:33:50] 0

[06:33:53] 0

[06:33:57] 0

[06:34:01] 0

[06:34:05] 0

[06:34:07] 0

[06:34:11] 0

[06:34:13] You had so much time and space to run I agree

[06:34:34] This chat is so aides I agree bro like I fucking hate somebody else sometimes well honestly. Oh my god, bro

[06:34:41] Like when I fucked up and I know I fucked up my chat like I'm scared to look at my second monitor

[06:35:41] Shots

[06:36:33] The shape of my soul is proof enough, I was once a man, and now I'm a monster.

[06:37:31] Oh my god, man, I didn't learn much to like, ah man, you know, one bad thing to work on

[06:37:47] bro is like, I know they're there but I gamble on them not coming to me.

[06:37:55] Like I didn't like play smart bro, but I don't know how long it's gonna take for me to come.

[06:37:59] Like I should have just went back, 100%

[06:38:17] Like I wonder how long it's gonna take for me to like,

[06:38:22] Realize that, bro.

[06:39:29] you

[06:39:59] you

[06:40:29] you

[06:40:59] you

[06:41:29] you

[06:41:59] you

[06:42:29] you

[06:42:59] you

[06:43:29] you

[06:43:59] you

[06:44:29] you

[06:44:59] you

[06:45:29] you

[06:45:59] you

[06:46:29] you

[06:46:59] you

[06:47:29] you

[06:47:59] Plus 18. Get a new account. 18 is horrible. Wait, actually, he in it for a long haul.

[06:48:21] channel you dead-ass are you dead-ass

[06:48:30] you should be getting like 28 to 30 what bro what actually

[06:48:43] bro I need to order my child gonna order my my food bro I'm gonna order some

[06:48:48] I'm gonna get some avocados, I'm gonna get some eggs, sparkling water, I'm gonna get some bananas.

[06:48:59] Yeah, it's been a check.

[06:49:09] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, yo, Joao, I think it's been 31 months, bro, I love you, God bless you.

[06:49:13] um both y'all know uh sparkling water is disgusting why bro I'm so happy that I

[06:49:23] could like variety stream now man

[06:49:31] it doesn't even feel like I'm live though and I know like league isn't for

[06:49:36] everyone but the beauty of it is is that I can like do apex for people that love

[06:49:39] I don't even like horror games, but I do them only for you guys to be honest.

[06:49:53] Nobody likes Apex?

[06:49:54] Chat type, what if you like Apex?

[06:50:09] Oh my god, it picked Leblanc on my fucking thing.

[06:50:16] Wait, is it Echo?

[06:50:26] It's not fun when you get carried in Apex.

[06:50:38] Echo, Echo probably good luck.

[06:50:47] Oh, Echo, Echo jungle.

[06:50:52] Leblanc is mid but Echo is worse.

[06:51:06] It's the same guy with LeBlanc.

[06:51:36] Oh

[06:52:06] I

[06:52:18] Wonder vote eight up for XQC for XQC

[06:52:25] Does XQC literally just knew whatever he wants to do and the chat is live

[06:52:36] Frank, thank you for your shitty ass 12 months of pure 3, bro.

[06:52:41] Minions has spawned.

[06:52:47] Death couldn't stop me. What are you gonna do?

[06:52:50] Yeah bro, bro, bro, one time I pressed on XPC's stream and he was reacting for like,

[06:53:07] I pressed back eight hours later and he was still reacting.

[06:53:19] How do I miss both of my fucking...

[06:53:26] Aw, barrage.

[06:53:37] Oh my god that was an ability I forgot that ability I thought he flashed I thought he

[06:53:58] flashed I forgot that ability.

[06:54:01] There's nothing left to pray to him in this wasteland.

[06:54:05] Alright.

[06:54:21] Get it, Bill.

[06:55:31] like

[06:55:42] Bro, he told me that too bro. Hamza said never dash up someone who has minions

[06:55:49] How long will this take to fucking enter my brain cell bro

[06:55:53] How long does it take to enter my brain cell man? This is why you're plus 18

[06:56:01] I got like zero CS from them.

[06:56:27] I just literally like oh my god

[06:56:57] I'm not even gonna play this guy's game, bro. Fuck this. Come back, bro. I'm done.

[06:57:05] I'm tired of playing into people, bro. You can come play into me.

[06:57:27] I had that there too, which means I didn't even check my minimap.

[06:57:51] it's just like oh it's so choking bro because these mistakes are all because

[06:57:56] of me bro

[06:58:21] I just keep missing my shit here.

[07:00:17] I'm gonna get the hell.

[07:00:21] Enemy killing spree.

[07:00:25] Shut down.

[07:00:35] There's something beyond heaven and hell.

[07:00:47] He's playing good and I'm playing well, that's what I'm asking for a lot.

[07:01:16] I'm gonna end the stream after this I'm done I can't I can't I'm done after this I'm getting

[07:01:34] off I can't I can't I can't I'm on my maximum tilt artist

[07:01:39] I can't bro I'm on my max tilt

[07:01:42] yeah I can't I can't because I like oh I think oh

[07:01:48] an ally has been slain

[07:03:34] There's a devil out there what holds me.

[07:04:14] Oh my god, I wanted to fucking do that too but my ward was on 5 seconds bro.

[07:04:35] It's honestly well played bro, I'm getting fucking beat by bonds.

[07:04:51] You saw him going to the left bush?

[07:04:53] Yeah, see I have this bad thing bro.

[07:04:59] I have this bad thing where when I don't see them anymore, my brain instantly just thinks

[07:05:04] E.T.P.

[07:05:09] And it's just so AIDS.

[07:06:11] I don't know how to play against the block bro, it's just challenging bro.

[07:06:40] instead of that mirror, it bleached

[07:06:55] an enemy has been slain

[07:06:58] an enemy has been slain

[07:07:00] I'm gonna kill you with a cocky.

[07:07:08] Enemy killing is free.

[07:07:18] Life was a lonely news.

[07:07:21] We'll see about the death.

[07:07:30] Jack, can I beat the Blanc late game?

[07:07:47] She falls off.

[07:08:04] That was worth.

[07:09:35] in the saddle

[07:09:45] carry on

[07:09:55] step by step

[07:09:56] Why am I really playing that bad?

[07:10:14] When you're auto when you're shoving don't stop auto attacking 108 CS at 18 minutes.

[07:10:21] Ya Allah.

[07:10:22] Rohanza, I need help man, this is so bad bro. I'm actually gonna get off on this.

[07:11:52] Oh my god, this fucking game, I hate it bro. I actually hate this game bro.

[07:12:14] Four years challenger, if you never fought with you, it's joy.

[07:14:52] Your turret has been destroyed.

[07:14:58] This ain't the worst thing you've ever done.

[07:15:01] Your turret has been destroyed.

[07:15:07] How we lost?

[07:15:22] Why do I lose more than I gain?

[07:15:30] I'm a fucking bronze.

[07:15:37] Oh my god.

[07:15:42] How am I stuck in bronze, bro?

[07:15:47] How am I stuck in bronze, chat?

[07:15:52] I

[07:16:06] Bochum I put this game I literally just want to fucking like oh my god

[07:16:10] I don't know bro like let me just watch some video like watching videos doesn't matter though

[07:16:15] Cuz I don't understand what goes on in the YouTube videos, but I'm gonna be honest

[07:16:18] I really don't understand what goes on in the YouTube videos, everything is just happening so fast.

[07:16:44] Is the backseat come up too?

[07:16:46] uh backseat because it could have been in the backseat too

[07:16:50] there's a green button here so i click it

[07:16:54] watch a yon guy and chat the thing is i know everything about yon already not

[07:16:59] everything bro but like y'all know what i mean bro mechanics is not my issue

[07:17:03] right now it's um my character measures already even if

[07:17:09] you oh no it's not ego bro we can we all understand in this chapter that it's not

[07:17:13] My fucking mechanics bro, it's my fucking brain. I don't know half the things I'm doing

[07:17:24] Like I'd rather learn game knowledge than mechanics right now, but it's way more important

[07:17:37] We gotta cut the yellow wire

[07:17:39] I'm going to focus on CSing as much as I possibly can in this game, okay?

[07:18:08] you

[07:18:38] you

[07:19:08] you

[07:19:38] you

[07:20:08] you

[07:20:38] you

[07:21:08] All right, this is my last one. This is my last one.

[07:21:13] This is my last one. This is my last one.

[07:21:15] I should have even queued. I should have even queued one more. I should have even queued.

[07:21:21] We shouldn't even, bro. We shouldn't even like, oh god.

[07:22:08] I need a worry about CSing, I need a worry about CSing, stop worrying about fighting,

[07:22:31] I need to stop worrying about fighting and worrying about CSing.

[07:22:34] I'm still worrying about kills bro, I'm still worrying about kills.

[07:22:38] bad bro can you see us instead of trying to kill yes yes yes I'm gonna put it in

[07:22:46] my brain I'm gonna see us

[07:23:38] different time, different time

[07:23:51] boy, I pressed E, while I pressed E, while I pressed E

[07:23:56] while I pressed E

[07:23:59] swear to god, I pressed E, while I pressed E

[07:24:02] damn bro my cs really is that bad huh?

[07:24:09] He's level 5, level 4, so triple my XP, so I get 5.

[07:25:35] No, what do you mean, no?

[07:26:04] I have warlocked. Oh, warlocked.

[07:26:12] Life was a lonely maze.

[07:26:15] We'll see about it.

[07:26:34] Oh fuck out of my fucking boat

[07:26:52] What

[07:26:56] Which I thought I dodged it

[07:27:01] Which I thought I dodged it did I not dodge it

[07:27:04] I didn't time it right really?

[07:27:10] We're a long way from the same place.

[07:27:19] Okay, guys, can I ask you a question?

[07:27:27] Why is there two people in my lane?

[07:27:28] 90% of the games I play.

[07:27:33] I wanna know, is that normal?

[07:27:34] Why is there always 90% of the time?

[07:27:38] Wallahi, and I said Wallahi on this.

[07:27:41] 90% of the time, there's two people in my lane,

[07:27:45] but my jungler is never mid lane, so I'm confused.

[07:27:49] I'm confused.

[07:27:50] My jungler is always sitting there.

[07:27:53] I'm doing nothing, farming, jungling, and my other retort is always in my lane, it's

[07:28:04] always in my lane.

[07:28:05] Why?

[07:28:06] Why?

[07:28:07] Why?

[07:28:08] Why?

[07:28:09] Why?

[07:28:10] Every game there's always 9 junglers in my lane, or 9 people in my lane.

[07:28:13] Why?

[07:28:14] Is it normal?

[07:28:15] Am I retarded?

[07:28:16] I don't get it.

[07:28:17] Always, it's always a 1v2, never a 2v2.

[07:28:22] My jungle is always somewhere else.

[07:28:25] So I don't get it.

[07:28:26] Is their jungle better than my jungle or is their jungle stupid for doing what they're

[07:28:29] doing?

[07:28:30] I'm just confused.

[07:28:31] So I can't get anywhere near this guy unless I have my E up.

[07:28:43] I'm just dead on time bro, I don't even know what challenger looks like bro.

[07:29:12] Oh my god, I don't even want to know what challenge it looks like bro.

[07:29:19] I don't even want to know what challenge it looks like.

[07:29:24] I don't even want to know what gold looks like.

[07:29:25] I don't even want to know what plat looks like.

[07:29:26] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:27] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:28] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:29] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:30] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:31] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:32] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:33] I don't even want to know what silver looks like.

[07:29:34] I'll handle this.

[07:29:39] Enemy rampage.

[07:29:44] Enemy rampage.

[07:29:49] Enemy rampage.

[07:29:54] What's with that?

[07:30:29] jesus christ jesus christ jesus christ

[07:31:29] Stop feeding. I hope you walk in on your wife getting plowed by Jeremiah when you're 30 years old, bro.

[07:31:38] May he be at peace at last.

[07:31:41] No.

[07:31:42] Of course not.

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[07:39:29] fuck you lose the pussy ass bitch

[07:40:29] Oh my god, okay so how am I supposed to farm CS if they just do that?

[07:40:50] If they're just gonna like fuck me like that bro, where do I farm CS?

[07:40:57] in the game so it's kind of fucked for me now.

[07:42:57] Oh

[07:43:06] Yeah, I get low teeth

[07:43:22] We'll rank are you an enemy has been slain

[07:43:27] I mean like this guy can-

[07:43:36] Like this guy, Wallah, I wouldn't know the difference between this guy's shotgun and Wallahi

[07:43:49] and Israeli, Iranian, missile, and nuke, Hiroshima, I don't- I wouldn't understand the difference

[07:43:55] a fucking shotgun and a fucking nuke.

[07:43:58] Wallah, y'all wouldn't understand the difference.

[07:44:00] Like how?

[07:44:07] My entire fucking thing, though.

[07:44:18] That was my first fucking.

[07:44:25] Like what the fuck?

[07:44:34] Your Warwick is lowkey ass, but of course he is.

[07:44:36] My jungle is always fucking retarded.

[07:44:39] Every game my jungle is retarded.

[07:44:40] Every game.

[07:44:41] Every game.

[07:44:42] Every game.

[07:44:43] The jungler, the jungler.

[07:44:44] Yo listen bro.

[07:44:45] Mid?

[07:44:46] I realized one thing is mid.

[07:44:47] The other team's jungle will always be better than yours.

[07:44:52] Always, they'll always do better.

[07:45:20] Do not fight Yasuo.

[07:45:48] This is him.

[07:45:50] And he can't inspire me.

[07:45:53] He can't inspire me.

[07:45:55] This is first.

[07:46:00] This is first.

[07:46:02] This is first.

[07:46:04] Yo, Zoe is the most low testosterone.

[07:46:08] If you play Zoe, you better be a girl.

[07:46:12] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[07:46:13] If you play Zoe, you have to be a girl.

[07:46:16] Because if you play zoe as a man, I don't know what we should send you to fall into Dagestan for 10 years

[07:46:22] For 10 years 20 years, maybe you should die there. You should die there or we should send you to war

[07:46:28] We should send you to war on the front lines. We said you the one who's lost a lot of you play so if you play zoe

[07:46:34] You must be a girl. All right

[07:46:37] That is the new rule here in League of Legends

[07:46:39] If you play Zou, Zou is harder to play than Zou and Yoan, buddy.

[07:46:45] Yo, real underscored Nimrods.

[07:46:47] I know you're a bitch-ass-ass-ass-fucking-uh, Zou player.

[07:46:50] Just judging off your low testosterone, you're a bitch-ass-up, you fucking pussy.

[07:46:53] Alright, shut the fuck up.

[07:46:55] Look at that, like just went to sleep right away instantly.

[07:47:05] Like instantly went to sleep.

[07:47:07] Why would why would League of Legends add a character that makes it look like he's just like I don't know

[07:47:13] We go insane that character

[07:47:15] Wow, I can't just

[07:47:20] Me off this game give me off this game

[07:47:21] Give me off my stream before I punch everything in the vicinity and break everything

[07:47:26] I'm at my limit bro. We found a new rule League of Legends a one hour a day max

[07:47:31] Max max max one hour a day max

[07:47:36] Max! Max! One hour a day.

[07:47:39] Max! Max! Max! One hour a day. Max! Maximum!

[07:47:45] And also, never allowed to look at my chat anymore when I'm playing these legends.

[07:47:50] Because every time I die, look to my last monitor, I want to grab that fucker that's fucking shit and fuck them through the screen.

[07:47:56] Fuck them. Literally, just fuck them.

[07:49:06] Sell your pot

[07:49:15] Bro, how's I'm tweaking bro, I'm not gonna be off this game. I'm so one hour a day max bro

[07:49:24] One hour a day max bro max

[07:49:27] I'm getting smurfed on by Zoho, bro. Like, voila, voila, voila, voila, voila. Any person

[07:49:35] who plays Zoho has minus testosterone. There is no way as a man you are playing Zoho. There's

[07:49:40] no fucking way. I would bitch slap the fuck out of you if you play Zoho. 100% of the time.

[07:49:49] bro but actually so is for Chad's I know exactly how the human being

[07:50:14] I don't

[07:50:17] Hate the enemies over you fucking son

[07:51:14] destroyed

[07:51:20] Medivh, huh?

[07:51:22] Tazovita

[07:51:23] Zovita, Zovita, come, come, Zov, come, Zov

[07:51:27] Come, Zov, come

[07:51:34] Tazov, come

[07:51:41] Zov, come

[07:51:44] Zotac is welcome.

[07:51:49] Come Zot please, please, Zot please, come, come, come, it's all good bro.

[07:52:10] Is this her?

[07:52:11] Is this her?

[07:52:12] Was her

[07:52:17] How do I know sir no, it's not her

[07:52:22] Drill no, it's not her it's not her the drill

[07:52:26] drill

[07:52:28] You know why why would he join my game?

[07:52:30] Why would he join my game? That's the question. Why would he join my game?

[07:52:35] Why would drill why would he join my game if he joined my game?

[07:52:39] I would have literally put I would have got banned on twitch if you joined my game, bro

[07:52:44] Holy shit, honestly, it's probably better. I would have lost my career if you joined this game

[07:52:48] I would have lost my career. I would have lost my career if you joined my game

[07:52:54] I'd be on a kick right now. I'd literally be on kick

[07:52:58] Press play again idiot. I look I like a Luke

[07:53:03] A Luke don't ever talk to me a Luke, please. All right, shut up

[07:53:06] Alright guys, I'm gonna end stream, um, yeah it's a very very cool day bro, very very good day, um, you know very very good day guys, very very fun.

[07:53:17] Drill Lulla please, join Drill please, Drill join bro, just join bro, Drill please.

[07:53:29] Apex Muda, excel, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up excel.

[07:53:34] shut the fuck up get the fuck off the stream I'm gonna go have sex tonight

[07:53:41] I'm gonna call the girl over tonight and I'm gonna have sex today 100%

[07:53:45] there's no way I'm supposed to go into it

[07:53:47] absolutely no

[07:53:49] I should have mess with like nine girls tonight right now

[07:53:51] I mess with them right now

[07:54:04] Alright, done.

[07:54:06] Alright, there you go.

[07:54:09] Alright, what do we do now?

[07:54:12] I literally just want to kill everything and everyone and myself right now, in GTA V right now.

[07:54:27] Oh my god, man.

[07:54:30] No, I don't want to queue another one because if I queue another one of my...

[07:54:51] Call Jigsie! Call Jigsie!

[07:54:53] Crying the segment?

[07:54:54] Call Jigsie!

[07:54:55] Slash!

[07:54:56] Call Jigsie!

[07:54:57] How about I call your mom?

[07:54:58] Huh?

[07:54:59] Why don't I just call your mom?

[07:55:01] Why don't I call your mom and send her a private jet straight to my house?

[07:55:04] Huh? Why don't I do that instead, bro?

[07:55:06] Why don't I do that instead, bro? Honestly, why don't I do that instead?

[07:55:09] SHUT UP!

[07:55:10] ABOUT THAT SHIT, PLEASE!

[07:55:29] What the hell?

[07:55:30] Get me open the gate, you know?

[07:55:31] Did you guys are making it?

[07:55:32] I think.

[07:55:33] Okay.

[07:55:34] I stopped one.

[07:55:35] Holy shit.

[07:55:36] Dude, I can't stand not making that.

[07:55:38] You're high.

[07:55:39] Like, now this one.

[07:55:40] All right, listen boys, we're doing it.

[07:55:42] We're doing it.

[07:55:43] Oh my god, no.

[07:55:44] Boys, no boys, we're doing it.

[07:55:59] like you know what bro I love when Rekai has 15,000 viewers like walla I might

[07:56:20] well walla you guys are gonna open up soon tomorrow and see I'm gonna have a

[07:56:22] hundred thousand viewers I'm gonna talk about right now all right I'm sorry

[07:56:26] That's it. It's time. I'm done. I'm done being a nice guy. I'm gonna I'm gonna wake up tomorrow

[07:56:30] I'm gonna be live for I'm gonna have 100,000 viewers. Oh, no, I'm gonna have 100,000 viewers and 1 million subs

[07:56:36] Kaisen at level literally 1 million viewers 1 million subs literally hey LeBron James

[07:56:42] I'm going to view bot today 1 million viewers and 1 million subs you should come and cut my hair today send like literally

[07:56:56] all right give me this lane right now before I fuck you

[07:57:10] are you fucking stupid give me top give me last pick

[07:57:51] to seal.

[07:57:52] Cause I am child, injured.

[07:57:58] With my friend.

[07:58:02] That's why you give me what I asked for.

[07:58:09] Do you understand?

[07:58:13] No one gives a fuck.

[07:58:15] There's so...

[07:58:19] okay okay good luck let's see you stuck in your your mom and stuff

[07:58:49] FULL EGO.

[07:58:54] Literally full ego today.

[07:58:56] Full ego this game.

[07:58:57] Full ego.

[07:58:58] Full ego this game.

[07:58:59] Legitimately.

[07:59:00] I don't want full ego.

[07:59:02] I'm better than every single person in this chat.

[07:59:04] These are all shit at this game.

[07:59:05] You understand me?

[07:59:06] These are all fucking terrible.

[07:59:07] I don't want to ever see any question marks.

[07:59:09] What are you doing?

[07:59:10] What are you doing?

[07:59:11] What are you doing?

[07:59:12] You're fat and you're ugly and you're shit at League of Legends.

[07:59:13] Don't ever talk to me, okay?

[07:59:14] You fucking shitter.

[07:59:15] You fucking pussy.

[07:59:16] Don't ever talk to me, alright?

[07:59:17] And levels above you.

[07:59:18] down here I'm up here you have fucking terrible league legends you have terrible

[07:59:21] video games that's why you're watching me because I'm a challenger I'm better

[07:59:25] than faker I'm better than all of you don't ever tell me I'll play this game

[07:59:28] again I'm better than all of you 30 hours on League of Legends I'm better than

[07:59:31] all of you I'm better than all of you so I'll shit this game you should all shit

[07:59:34] this game you're fat you're chopped you're ugly all right let's see if that helps

[07:59:38] Let's go.

[07:59:42] AHHHHHH!

[07:59:59] EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

[08:00:04] You take that for sure, you!

[08:00:06] You're a son!

[08:00:07] You're a son!

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