mooda
👃REACTS -> 1V1 VIEWERS WHO THINK THEY DESERVE A HIGHER RANK -> SOLO TO RADIANT -> ROAD TO BRONZE IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 👃
05-17-2026 · 8h 05m
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It was hard as a mate of ice
Too much free time on your hands these days
Why is the solution always running away?
Why do I see solving with my thoughts all the same?
Do you really wanna spend my money?
Do you wanna take it all from me?
Do you wanna help stop with the engine running?
Are you going well or are you coming?
I'm a man outside with the engine running
All you going girl, all you coming
What a guy
Another day, another dollar, another stream
stream another dollar hey what's going on guys my name is moody here back to the
YouTube video today what we are going to be doing is going into a strip club with
a GoPro on our head and getting a lap dance from every single stripper until
we get an STD. Hey what's going on guys Moody here today I'm gonna show you guys
how to pick out a random viewer with the smallest dick in my chat nine times in
10 first contestants geto this guy has the smallest dick I've ever seen in my
entire life second thing all right second thing second thing yo oh listen if
you are from China or you're Chinese type 1 if you're Indian type 2 type 3 in
the chats if you are Arab for the chat if you're Middle Eastern 5 in the chat if
If you're from Asia, six in the chat if you're from Singapore, seven in the chat if you're
from Korea, eight in the chat if you have a small dick, nine in the chat if you're Jamaican,
ten in the chat if you have a big dick, eleven in the chat if you're child.
Anyway, today is going to be a good day, bro.
Today is going to be a good fucking day, bro.
Listen, bro, today we have a shitload of content, listen!
But before that, yeah, I'll tell my viewers to wait!
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This guy said I'm having so much fun playing rainbow right now y'all 3-1-3 rise
Who do you think you are, bro? Who do you think you are? How does it make you feel that Muda,
aka the Chosen One, has maybe like five hours on Rainbow Six? He's better than you, bro.
Alright, second of all, Ryze, how does it feel that in any single video game that you can challenge
me to, I will be better than you in? Third of all, Ryze, how does it feel that your dick will
always be smaller than mine how does it feel that you're chopped all right
anyway you cheated every video game it doesn't count yeah so whoever said this
you're getting banned from the discord horrible reacts you're getting kicked
discord alright can't kick what the fuck is this what is this I mean how can
anyone's ass even be this big what the fuck
stuff with the ass from the stripper I went to an LA bro what is this shit how
Our bro looks at me after I steal his ace and call it a duo ace.
Shut up.
Actuality bro.
What is this?
Mmm, you're doing good.
That's my boyfriend.
That's mine.
All mine.
Period.
Babe, you ate that.
Why is Loki lurping?
That's just my girlfriend bro.
What is happening here?
Why is lowkey lurking that she's my girl?
What is happening here though?
Let's just keep her.
Did you just get one shotted?
Wait, how did I get one shotted?
Cause somebody did damage!
How did he get one shot and what the fuck?
Melvin!
No! No! No! No!
Cantina.
Melvin!
What the fuck are y'all doing there?
What do you mean not AI?
This is literally AI
Hey, man
Hey, man
Karma karma is a beautiful
lately, you're my favorite streamer karma karma is a very beautiful thing chat
really really is
I mean wow
Ah
Then this guy also saying that he likes something about like the ue and like he doesn't like Arabs basically
Didn't he say something about how he doesn't like Arabs or some shit as well
Which is probably why he targeted me so hard the way he did because I was also Arab, right?
So not only is he racist, but he's also homophobic, really.
Hmm, interesting.
Chat, type one if you're offended from Bikini Bodhi.
Type one if you were offended by Bikini Bodhi and he isn't, and he shouldn't be able to stream on this platform.
Ah, yeah, honestly me too.
I'm going to save one here for this too, chat.
I'm going to save one here.
Genuinely, I'm going to save one here.
Checking, spoits, PC, what happened?
Not been great in that entry and that's something we've seen them put a hell of a lot of focus on over the course of
This tournament at the moment specifically in kickoff again. It was pretty terrible minus 16
Of the course of soloxy major so far. They are plus 14 not been great in that entry and that's them damn
That's aura. That's actually aura on God. That's aura. They're checking this PC
See, that's what they would do to me, but instead they banned because an Arab
Honestly, it's all good rainbow six siege after I get the highest rank in apex legends
I'm coming back for Rainbow Six Siege with a spoof for VP and complete full stream remote on
Literally, you're not catching me. I'm getting champion in your game live. She made my way to band. I think to Rainbow Six Siege champion
I hope y'all understand that and
Bikini Bodhi varsity gaming if I end up in your game. Well, I'm throwing
Get her away from me. Let's eat a tomahawk steak get her close to me who has the best boyfriend ever get her away from him
Get her some help. Get him some help.
Today I'm back at Wingstop.
This actually can't be real.
I got these glitter, colorful wings.
This ruined my day.
I just pizza hut closing down.
This made my day.
People on the north side of Houston.
Houston, we have a problem.
Good morning, Fletch.
Singing won't unprocess the meats.
Risking life to cut sludge.
Addictions can't be this strong.
Absolute insanity.
The ultimate steak and egg sport.
What a beautiful sight.
Can I lose my sight?
You're cheating or it's your plastic surgeon just confirming your tour appointment for
a nose reduction.
This shit is awful.
KSI is better than this shit.
Bro has to watch R6 highlights because you can't play the game after getting banned
for cheating.
Yo, Trevor Lee ain't dead.
I'm going to give you 13.7 seconds to say you're sorry or not only am I going to step
in that room and enter my teleporter and come to your house and fuck you, but I'm going
to force you to say sorry if you don't say sorry.
Stay sorry right now. You have 13 seconds, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Bro, like what is this?
Like, did you just get to piss me off?
But what the fuck is this?
Like, genuinely, man.
What are we doing, bro?
Like, bro.
Oh my god.
It's like, I look nothing like a Jew, but you guys still think I'm a...
Bro, y'all been going into some crazy shit, bro.
Muda thoughts on my night market.
Bananas scissors classic rave knife no hat cypher. I don't know that's possible
500 damage in four seconds
It's controller, aim assist that, broken.
controller like that broken or is it really just that good oh my god wait speed
got mogged that hard actually
they're beefing I don't know if you guys know but Travis drink their beefing
I found Moodle.
The one bro whenever he sees someone with a single digit age, like what is this?
No bro, no that is not what I was saying.
Holy shit Moodle you have to watch this this is the greatest Michael Jackson edit of all
time.
I
Really, are you ready to see you in the microwave? Is that you in the back?
like I literally hate you guys bro
Muda, I'm starting to get worried, multiple streamers have changed the name from Cheetah
to Muda, is it another Muda?
Officially cooked.
Have changed the name from Cheetah to Muda?
No?
Bro, who has changed their name?
Who has changed the word cheater to mooder bro? Who has done that? Has anyone done that?
Who has done that? What streamer has done that?
Why are y'all saying me?
Only pixel no, he did not bro. What are you guys saying, bro?
Like what are y'all saying no, he did not
Can you meet it easily? I try and brush it off. It says cheater. Yeah, it's fine.
All right in the garden. Yeah, I don't have it. Okay. Yeah, I was gonna say only I want to tell you story, bro
When I started this game
They there was options to pick a car and guess what car I picked
That's a car. I picked no way you picked the mark. I picked the mark
Ali are you ready to see a new micro bladed eyebrows? Yeah, I know you said you want a more like a soft fluffy look
They still have a little bit of density to give you more of that fuller look at the same time
So I hope I can give you the proud that you have always dreamed of. I'm excited. Here's the news
Two one
Holy shit, it's gonna look like Bonnie blue
I feel so good. You're doing good, right? Yeah, I love the shape
Yeah, I think the fish that you're very scripted me and
same voice to fuck who turned into fucking Bonnie blue there's girls that
the Bonnie blue like out of the little head
Bro this game's, League of Legends is tweaking me out bro.
Okay, yeah, you're aimbotting, I mean, WS Mechanics, but you're aimbotting.
You're literally just aimbotting.
No I'm not.
Like, famous.
I'm not retarded. I know you're literally, like, I know you're literally aim-bottling.
Are you stupid?
This is that good-ass movement, though.
Boy, I literally see this snap on, but you're cheating, dude.
Yeah, get the fuck out of my face, bro.
I'll talk to your camera, sir.
Because I've never seen a blow-up of your Discord, dude, normally it's just like your
stream, you know?
Yeah, no, I'm fully D-Dog, bro.
I can't even load up my fucking shit.
Fuck.
Who the fuck?
Jesus.
SHIT!
FUCK!
FUCK!
Jesus.
FUCK!
Muda, I wonder what song this picture of Muda would get.
I hate you.
Uh, what the fuck is this dinosaur?
How would you even pronounce this?
Niger Sorus.
Niger Sorus.
See that's Niger Sorus.
I like that, I like that, I like that, honestly, why are y'all, bro, yo, I hate y'all, I hate
y'all, I hate y'all, bro, I hate y'all.
One game I like to play at the airport is called, does that guy have a bomb in his backpack?
It's pretty simple, you pick a random stranger, you go up to TSA and you tell them that the
random stranger you just picked has a bomb in their backpack, what are they gonna do?
beat the shit out of him and strip him down to see if he actually has one? No, they have
to do that. It makes the time go by fast while you're waiting for your flight.
What are you, Hanzo reviews, Muda?
Oh
Oh
Bro
Oh
This is okay. This is depressing. What
Ah man.
You know why he's doing this?
Because I did this to him in custom games,
where I flashed on him and just walled into him, right?
But the thing is, she's too far near her turban.
This here's a land of paints and white serves.
Bless his heart, man.
Oh my God.
Get your rank? Uh, were you just saying me yesterday, Kripsky? Uh, I'm not Hawaii. So,
fuck you and fuck your shitty ass rank, I'm gonna give a fuck. What is it supposed to
be? Is it supposed to look like me? Is this supposed to look like me? Is this supposed
to look like me? I don't get it. This is not me, it looks nothing like me. I am the ice
man, I'm a pretty- Okay, bro. Jesus. This is how you get good, Muda. You let it out.
What is this?
do you guys think this is funny? do y'all think this is funny? no no no no no no no no
Genuinely, do y'all think this is funny? I'm kind of confused, don't you think this is funny?
all right chat okay what is the title after? is it Valorant's? is it one V1 viewers on
I'm down with it. Oh, okay. Let's see.
I mean is it that shock title is bombing bombing towers and guessing ranks?
Jack should we hop on Omago or should we hop on Valorant first?
I honestly think we hop on Omago, I'm gonna keep it a buckle chop.
Ranked beta.
That should be angle max yes or no?
Are we angle maxing yes or no?
Are we angle maxing yes or no?
I
Someone in the chat said a horse teeth
Bro yes mobs bro long I
Almost got mobs by an 11 year old
Boy almost got logs by an 11 year old
That was bad bro. That was bad. I could have been bad bro. That's good. But bad bro
That could've been bad I could've been bad that could've been bad I could have been bad
Don't look up and see what you get. No. I'm not doing that, bro
I'm not doing that bro. No, bro. I'm not doing that
I'm not doing that
I have to angle max bro. I have to angle max
You can mod the other person
It's to see if you look better
I can't see you Roman Roman
What I don't see anything
My elo is a 696. What is rank LT enemy?
It's been cool.
My lighting is so bad, I can't.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Mawls bro. Mawls. You got Mawls bro. You got Mawls bro. How does it feel like to get Mawls bro?
You got Mawls bro. 8.4. 8.4 bro. 8.4
bros
Yo, I'm telling y'all bro 8.4 bro. I'm dead ass
I'm gonna die.
I'm serious.
I don't have a life.
I don't have anything else to say to life.
actually they said oh my god why is that the only way I okay I'm gonna look
at that well I'm gonna look head-on and see what it rates me
like well Howard bro are you serious like no no no no this is literally makes
no sense. This literally makes no sense. You look like a pine cone! Bombing off this
hat, we got off this hat. No, no, no, no, no, there's a guy that has a little bit of
a tattoo. His head is a rectangle and he's somehow still mauging. No, no, no, no, no,
no. No, no, no, no, no. That little guy literally looks like a pine cone. The guy that literally
looks like a pine cone, dude literally looks like a pine cones, I'm getting mauged. I'm
I'm gonna get water bro, I'm gonna back up, fuck this game.
Fuck this game, bro, fuck this game.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna have to get it down and beat it up, pal.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look at this, the knee is telling me to come home.
It looks like you're drowning, no it does not.
All right.
Is that Spelligrino?
Yes it is, bro, it's Spelligrino.
Alti and I means a low tier,
should we do more Amago or do more Amago?
Actually, I don't know, I don't think we should do Amago,
Should we really do a logo, bro?
Chesh, should we do a logo yesterday, no bro?
Seventeen months and that hunker keeps getting bigger.
Dude, my nose isn't big, bro. Shut up.
It's only up from here.
Juno-kyo? What the fuck is a Juno-kyo?
Jesus, bro.
Y'all are literally coming up with new names every day.
What even is a Juno-kyo?
What even is that?
I'm going to ask them to be in there.
How do I fix my character?
No, your background is a lot more.
I can hear you.
Hello?
Hello?
Chocolate chip cookies?
Oh, are you David?
What?
He also has that nerve?
He's not the only one.
What?
Where's Ronald people at?
Wait, do you get that a lot?
He gets that a lot.
He gets that a lot.
That's it.
That's it.
Cheese.
He gets it a lot.
Yo, Juan Rios.
Hello.
Hello.
What's going on guys?
How are you?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Draco bro, why are you dressing your avatar?
Bro, if you dress your avatar like a thug in Roblox, you're actually a loser, hello?
Oh my god!
Hello?
Why is there a pool water?
All right.
Oh!
A woo, a woo, a woo, a woo, a woo, a woo.
Harrison, are you good, bro?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. What is avatar? It's pretty confusing to me. Is this like an anime?
Yes, it's a man of my word is probably seven to three sins. Oh, yes, it's the guy that like flies around, right?
I'm gonna be honest. I was just thinking yeah, I'm getting off this game. I can't do this anymore, bro
Time is not good talking to girls, but I'm gonna be honest
I think we're probably just gonna end up gay and then just probably getting married to a dude when I'm like 35 years old
I don't know why you guys are retweeting that though, because I was just trolling, alright?
I'm not actually gay.
Oh, you know what, there's actually one-
Don't mute me, virgin cuck.
Type 1 if Junker waiting room.
Israeli spy.
No, if anyone types 1 for Jinxie waiting room, you're getting banned.
How am I a Buddha if I can't even hold that?
Because there's levels bro, like even for a new player you're better than a new player.
Unless you're just the greatest gamer alive, which you might be.
Thank you.
It's possible, but you're very good.
Chad, am I ass?
Thank you.
Here we go.
We have to score one goal if you really like, what are we talking about?
Come on.
I got the bet.
Nice.
I'm gonna score.
I'm gonna score.
I got the bet.
oh no come on not on what he just gave it to himself
squishy how do you control the ball like that this is absolutely insane I
it is quite a lot we just don't know if you had like 20,000
like oh yes 20,000 CS and he's not doing that shit yes I do I do bro but
That's what I was up. Wait, you you fucked up
Yo, you actually almost did it. I'm not gonna lie. I was very surprised
We're getting rinsed we're getting rinsed
I got it. Oh no. I don't got it.
Fury, please. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
I only killed you again. I got it. I got it.
Well, as far as way stronger than mine.
Right, I feel like a pot.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Did you guys think if I...
Bar.
Oh, I'm him. I'm him.
Well, did you guys think if I 1v1'd a squishy, I would beat him?
I'm gonna take him out. I'm gonna take him out with boost
What I got it
Oh, oh, you block me. Oh, do you block me? Oh, do you block me?
Look at me. I was about to get to the ball. No, you block me there
I don't know. This is money. I think it's easy on keyboard squishy like I'm not a role
Let me try you. Oh, yeah, I've worked so much. I got
and
Just let's put this again. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, this way
I got it. I got you. I'm here. I'm here. Wait, this is way easier
No, he's doing the oh hell
I'm back on my phone bro is co-streaming the co-streamer
check this only pixel still do a lot of like watch parties I'm watching a
streamer watch another streamer play rocket league get your own content little
dude. Bar. Some pros. NCS. Furicun, but I could. I'm decent. We are talking. Not even a chance
of scoring on you. How's that possible? Wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. I want to play rock,
but every time I see someone play rock league, it makes me want to play rock league. And then
I get on rocket league and then get fucked by like some guy doing triple flip resets
And in Diamond Elo which literally doesn't make any sense because diamonds don't even unlock that ability
And then I alter four and then never put that game again
Muda if I guess the color of your panties, can I see them?
Mods, please bad not got to my chat, please
I'm shut and roll
It's coming, it's coming!
He's recent, he's recent!
Ho ho!
Fury, please!
No!
No!
I'm defending, I'm defending!
Got it!
Nice midfielder!
Nice midfielder!
What's he doing?
Defend, defend, defend, defend!
Defend!
It's hard, man!
It's mid-air!
How the fuck am I going to be on this?
I'm going to be on this.
I'm going to be on this.
I'm going to be on this.
the fuck chat what do y'all think is the hardest game to learn right off the bat
rocket league Valorant CS go League of Legends
I mean I guess low key of someone said RuneScape the thing is RuneScape is a
lot of PvE though and obviously there's like there is PvP but I guess you could
I guess you could like, I don't know, I don't think it's Rinsky.
As a guy who's mastered OSRS, bro, I'm gonna be honest, man, I don't think it's OS.
I think it's probably, I think it's probably gotta be like Rocket League or League of Legends.
Also could be Tarkov, because I remember downloading Tarkov chat and then I uninstalled the game like 30 seconds into the,
seconds it escaped from Tarkov I charged back on my credit card like escape
from Tarkov I made a ticket and said I didn't let the game and they wouldn't
refund me and I was really in need of $70 because I was really broke at the time
so I called my credit card company and I I I I
That's down low. I needed money, bro. I had no money time
You freaked up though like now that we fury did you realize do you know how to Ariel now
yes I do I do you know okay listen listen it's hard to control though it's hard to control listen
Listen, listen, all right, rank up, rank up.
Do I get a case?
Listen, bro, clearly we're not made for this.
What we're going to do, what we're going to do?
We talked about this before.
And Chad, we need your help on this.
We want to see how long it takes and how many,
how do we say this?
How many nerves this world champion
needs for two noobs, one noob and one decent player?
how long it takes for him to beat, for us to beat him.
And I'm not talking just scarring, no, no, no,
I'm talking beating.
It could be squishy with only, I don't know,
only, you have to close one of your eyes, okay,
this is kind of weird.
Bro, you are not beating this guy, you retarded.
Does only think Rocket League is like easy?
You know stuff like that.
And I wanna see how long does it take, how many nerfs?
Let me know.
What do we start with?
I would say we always look at chat, maybe, or?
I would say Muda your stream is on guys, bro. What if I don't want to do content today?
What if I don't want to do content today? What if today? I
Don't want to do content, huh? Am I your like slave or something like chat? Am I your guys's sleeve?
I don't get it. Am I your slave or something like what if today? I don't want to do content
What if today? I want to watch a streamer just like you guys. What if I want to become the viewer today?
Muda you're my fucking slaves get to work
I think I found the house.
You don't do any content anyways.
No, I guess I do.
Chat, two things.
First of all, I think I found a house.
I'm going to take a look at it.
I messaged the person and I left the voicemail and I haven't gotten anything back yet.
But how do I tell y'all this house is a mansion, bro?
I don't think I need- Chat, can I tell y'all how much square feet the house is?
Six thousand square feet.
It is a literal mansion.
But that's like last case scenario that is last case scenario that is last case scenario
That is last case scenario cuz I don't need that much room, but if I get that house
I'm gonna be moving in Melvin
My YouTube editor and then we're gonna go from there bro because I'm not gonna 33 kills just to lose the game
By the way to a fucking stream sniper aka cat
If you get that house, can you move us in it too?
Get lots of cats
Tasha I get a boot chat the thing is I actually
Boat shot I actually love cats man, but the thing is I feel like I
Would feel bad if I get the cat and then never give it attention because I'm always live
Melvin will eat them
yo what's going on bro hello what do you say what's good bro much for how you
not banned this game what do you mean I thought you were ban on this I got banned
for one week it was a toxic man I made a joke about someone on an island
oh I see it yeah yeah it's no good definitely not good definitely you know
you said some worse things off stream where we were at the Nexus but it's all
good what are you saying are you down to play I need a duo for today bro
Yeah
That was that blinds
How you been bro? How's your girlfriend bro? How was everything?
How do you always like find so many girlfriends bro you had like four girlfriends this point I
Need some tips I need I need some tips bro. I don't get girls bro
What are you still at Minneapolis, it was never in Minneapolis, Minnesota, you never
for Minnesota.
Did you still play for that team?
Yes.
Okay.
Jack, who here has ever had a girlfriend?
Type 1.
Type 1 if you've ever had a girlfriend.
Type 2 if you missed her.
Match found.
Misery by the way.
three if you hate mom type three if you
don't like them though oh let me see this
show quick man so I remember having a
girl there yeah I remember having a
girlfriend in high school chat I remember
having my first girlfriend in high
school I won't get me and I remember
when I went to go break up with her
after our fourth month because I just
She's gonna like her, we weren't connecting.
She threatened to kill herself.
I feel like it's like very, it's very like, I feel like that's very, very, very normal
as a guy.
You know, it's a canon event, I feel like.
It's a canon event.
Canaan events. How did you leave it? Well I got like manipulated into staying for a
little bit more because again she would like say that like I'm gonna like cut
myself and shut that NGTA obviously and then you know I felt bad and I was young
at the time so I kind of like fell into the peer pressure and then you know one
day enough was enough and she's like I'm gonna kill myself if you break up with me.
I'm like okay. I'm like okay. And she's like what do you mean okay? And I was like
I'm sorry, but this is just not healthy. Please seek help and
Yeah, don't ever talk to me again
and then
She's still alive. She actually is a boyfriend now. All right
I'll find you
One time
What she got a boyfriend and you're dwelling in a basement
my next house that I get where should I set up the streaming room by the way should I
I set it up in like a living room on the main floor, upstairs in my bedroom, downstairs in the basement.
I don't know bro, I think I'm done with doing it in the basement now.
Up your ass to the right. Fuck you.
On the roof. Like are you retarded?
Not in the bedroom, it's unhealthy, how does that make sense?
I'm doing it.
One enemy remaining.
Oh my god!
Man, bro, we're actually just so good, guys.
We're dead ass just so good.
What rank are you right now, Mordor?
Mordor 3?
Okay, I don't even know.
What no because like I was a Senate too and now how am I here well I mean
I am immortal for it again it mood and you have a winter on the team so I
don't understand this when traders scammer viewbotter half no you like got
for a band for like when trading no I got banned for a toxic communication device
man I was toxic I'm reformed now though bro you're good guy bro you're good
this guy thank you I appreciate you bro I get that a lot a dog a a a a a a a a a a a
okay okay
hey what's wrong guys my name is your a.k.a. the show is over
I cannot act they're in they're in opening door
fight down
fight down
retarded can you shut up
oh you're getting combed in
one enemy remaining
why did you say that to me
30 seconds left.
I got an outcome, but I'm 24 hours listening to that.
It's a genuine question, I'm not trying to be offensive.
No, no, you're just going to get automatically banned by the game.
Our cool down buddy
Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City listen to this guy? I'm a thousand miles away
Tonight you look so pretty yes, I do
Like you not a
no booty there stop saying f1 like I'm playing apex
I'm on Valorant!
for 1B bro
go to the door
spike planted
okay
The other guy was opening the door and being in.
Sorry.
Interesting.
So do I tap into the mode?
Do I tap into the mode?
I'm going to tap into the mode.
Thank you, Danny.
upon millions of stars and a million of radioactive nations.
A man was born with a name of Moodle.
And on Earth, this Spanish conquered more than any man has ever conquered.
Ranked one in two different continents, the only human being to ever do it.
Didn't you intraden?
I'm fine.
My belt's not ready.
Hey, you're here!
Well I hear they see me
My name is Mooda
And I will show you why I'm the greatest
Do you all see why now
Do y'all see why they chose me?
Do y'all see why they chose me?
Okay, I want to receive that.
Okay, okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Uuuughhhhhh
Uuuuughhhhhh
Enemy!
Nice knot!
One 10 on clue.
Suppose.
Can you hold it? I'll just stand out for you. Can we hard hold it?
Don't know me?
One enemy remaining.
Yes!
Don't know me?
No, he's not from here.
That'll work out.
He's gonna cut a single life worth saving.
You're Giza, right?
Yeet.
Okay.
What is his name?
Oh, I mean, they're just like the hammer.
I got it, I don't know.
Yeah, so he saw the, he saw the chosen one, then decided to kill off you, the hammer,
and then he realized, realized his dick was small and he's indeed not the hammer, so
Oh, he changed the map.
But then I realized I think it's huge again, and then she did everything I ever did.
There they are. See, there's a PC.
He's still offing there, bro.
Look at that. Maybe that.
He left it up.
Oh, where did they- I got this.
Hold us back.
I'm gay. I suck dick. You guys understand that right?
My guys help me. I'm saved alive.
Damn you're offing though.
They're all there, all there.
Did they cross? Did they cross?
Oh man sometimes I wake up chat and I play very good and the other days I wake up
And I play like ass and there's just not really much I could do bro
Hey, the KD on chamber
What world do I watch you stupid no, no, I like the why I mean the wife's he's kind of mid as fuck
But and what will do you go focus the guy that's behind the wall not the one facing you?
Well that chamber was at 120 he did with he was yeah
Well you said he 88 classic classic classic just blame everyone but yourself classic very very
I don't know what to do
Let's go to the beginnns
I think see
Two from here
We just see both of them
Where is that guy
Take hold
Hold on man
I
I
Because the chamber was looking be we should have an a we're so they were both now
runcy runcy runcy you fucking terrorist
thirty seconds left
last player standing
I fucking can't
I'm planted
I'm planted
I'm planted
alright whatever just bank down the rain is probably sniping
are you streaming with the line?
one way that's one way see the fight see them because they're full defaulting
let's take some space don't touch the op please badir undershores 6161 you are
the ugliest most chopped motherfucker anyone has ever seen the most
existence of all worlds bro whatever talk to me again
Yeah, like three
Yeah
My stupidest fuck I don't get it. Why is this? I don't know
So I can we just sit like I'm in can we just say that guy sniping going it down
why am I playing so mid right now I mean I'm not playing I am playing mid
it's I'm 8 8 I'm not playing bad but I'm not playing with the chosen one with
you know I'm saying maybe because I'm tired I'm fatigued my body is sore
You know like I'm trying to hit chest and triceps. I'm super sore
What took them so long to go in the sea I think they're waiting on the delay there is no delay there is no delay. Oh
Bro, I have to live there is no delay the other one why
Why would I why bro?
Yeah, bro. Let me just put a couple of thousand people on pause in the labor just so I could uh
Yeah, let me put a thousand people on a couple twenty second delay where my
99.9% of my income comes now. Let me pause them for a better
You have no hands for for a better valorant experience for a better valorant
That's a nine months to fix neon. Yeah, bro. That makes sense
Where is that?
Last player standing.
Oh my god, why's there so many?
Oh my god, if you left click back die and then you left click the other guy and then you left click the other guy.
Fuck, why's there so many people?
In this case, we're gonna write 5-7
Right chat 5-7 it's not a little
Delay
Please don't buy off this half
Come on, come on!
When does Jinxie go live?
Like, uh, Jesus, no.
Reloaded!
guys am i really just a jinxy viewer list if you were uh if you were wash party waiting
in my jinxy waiting room all right muckers off we go
Oh
Just go begable to be brother for all second
Bring it
out from me.
They're just batteries, and they need to be charged.
Can you go live later?
I'm busy right now, like.
Like, what does that even mean, bro?
Why are you guys retweeting?
That literally makes no sense.
What are you guys why are y'all retweeting that that literally makes no sense
one drop, one more drop, one more drop, having a drop, having a drop, he's a vulnerable
drop
carefully control
what the fuck how is it that close
It's moona never gonna do with sabrosa. No fuck sabrosa ever since I made ever since I made it to the big leagues
I'm switching up one on my day ones, bro. It was inevitable. It was inevitable, bro
It was inevitable switching up on everyone bro fuck shanks fuck sabrosa
fuck
song
You know like I'm not friends with anyone anymore, bro. I'm not I'm just not the same anymore. I'm not I'm close to me
I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive
Okay did you walk in?
the code is 0 4 2 3 6 to one right here that you sure it doesn't matter if I
I'm now in your bank account.
Can you remind me of what happened though?
What?
I actively cheated.
You pulled the mood up?
No, but I admitted to it immediately.
Okay, mood up would never.
That's a mood up that too, no?
I'm just kidding.
I'm gonna go up there, seriously.
You're close.
You're cheating.
Are you still mad at me daddy for yesterday? I'm sorry for beating you in my heart.
This guy's still rigid.
The next day, like, Yasin actually needs to be studied.
This guy is rage baiting for two days in a row off of one ranked game
when there were three people sniping in his game.
How does that make any sense?
What is wrong with this guy?
What is wrong with this guy?
the two days he won off a game that you literally stream sniped
okay bye
can i get a vandal skin?
no one gives a fuck about you bro fuck you and fuck shity ass fuck about you
fuck you suck my penis bro what
wait wait wait where my gun go?
gun
Oh
One more on the right
That's a good ass fight, I'm not gonna lie
That was a good fight chat. I'm not gonna lie, bro. That was a good fight, bro. I was a good fight
Muda, can you stop watch partying?
Yo, MK, why are you rage baiting, bro?
Why are you rage baiting, bro?
Is that your brand new skidway mount, the champion?
Sure.
You don't need much, Mayor Power.
Thanks.
Let me buy it, let me buy it.
You need to drop it.
I'm done bro, I'm done, I switched up, I switched up, I switched up, I switched up, I switched
They went and come here.
No one's playing.
They're all going to be on heaven side.
I can't back to him.
One enemy remaining.
Three, two, one.
You're meeting him.
Holy aingbot in chat. I told Jop though. I told Jop.
I ordered this super light from a DMA website
I wish I had better like it's it's it's it's it's a better it's a better in the mouse bro
It's in better in the mouse
I'm gonna get this
Water. Allah is the best
I have a Vandal skin.
Yeah bro, here.
I got you bro.
Like the nicest thing you've done since the win trading incident?
What are you doing?
I literally don't win trade bro.
I've never win traded in my life.
Say it in a lie here, you never win trade.
What?
I'm not gonna.
BALAHI BALAHI
I'd say it's like one enemy remaining, flawless.
Jay!
Attackers wins!
Jay!
I forgot my treat.
Ah, game really is just that easy.
Alright, whatever.
Go look in the gate.
Bro, why?
I literally like, I need a duo, bro.
Please.
Bro, you made a good point.
You play with no delay. I play with the left. You have thousand of people. I don't have thousands of people
I choose to have fun in valor
We just won that game though. I understand
So
We won that game and I jumped 23 kills. Don't do this to me pizza. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, brother
I'm sorry. Big day. Maybe we'll get the same team with the Q and each other
Okay, bro fine
No delay is kind of fucked huh no delay is kind of fucked
I just wanna go home, sometimes it's too hard to stand, I just gotta go home.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna go home.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna go home.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna go home.
I miss how I wanna go home.
Man, some good times about Wumbla Man.
It's crazy, but that shit was literally a year ago, bro.
Isn't that crazy, Chad?
That shit was literally a year ago, though.
Like, that was literally a year ago.
Was that two years?
No, that was not two years ago.
Two years ago, I was,
I've only been streaming for two years.
So that means that's been one year ago, not two years ago.
Shit just don't feel right.
Here's time to go home.
Yo, I...
I deadass need a duo.
And I don't want to do anything about it.
I don't want to do anything about it.
Holy fuck, Kyra is dropping 30.
Aw, I'm a loving-
Alright.
Q another one, man.
I want a duo, bro.
Because, I always perform in my games,
but it's always nice to have a duo.
I need to like I want to get radiant bro. I want to get radiant man
I want to get radiant bro deratz deratz as Jinx you would say bro deratz man
I need a duo bro deratz
But everyone has like scrims or everyone doesn't want to play with a streamer who does no delay
Like I'm not trying to do no delay bro. I'm not trying to do no delay bro
I'm not trying to do no delay man. No delay is just so ass
but but but you know what at the same time the thing is I care about like
talking to my viewers more than no delay bro I can't I can't put on delay
because they're sure I'll play good and sure I'll have fun the game then the
game gets boring and then I just end up getting off the game anyway
You barely read chat anymore.
Deft is literally sitting in his bed right now, right?
This guy is literally sitting in his bed right now, Rachmany.
Muda, Muda, XQC said the best.
15 minute delay.
15 minute delay.
And I want!
Then what?
I've talked to myself like some crazy, complete idiot.
Hey guys, I can't think of a sub, man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait.
Oh, you're 12?
Oh, you're the big now.
Well, this clip was seven years ago.
That's fantastic, dude.
The viewers will grow up, have children to the college, graduate, get married, get sick,
Die! Come back to life! Get rest! Get out! Still foot!
Shut up!
I didn't...
They said it so fucking hard. I didn't actually fucking do this anymore.
Fifteen minutes delay. Please, dude. Stop smoking crack.
Fifteen minutes...
I'm not...
Fifteen minutes...
Fifteen minutes delay is actually disgusting, bro.
Why did a little birdie just tell me you said I did good and then say never mind it's a diamond lobby, bro?
Like I don't understand. How does news travel this fast?
How does news travel that I just did that 30 seconds ago like how does that make any sense?
Dynamic bro, can you join bro? I need a duo man like fuck
I have practiced Brody Turney who the fuck is Enzo at rank one?
Heyo day is rank eight Raikou is seven holy shit you go on the front page and it's just
Twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch.
Jesus.
Sometimes I just want to go home and...
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I guess I need to play a solo game
Do a segment if you don't want a solo queue. No, it's fine. I do want to do a segment
I'm gonna pop the segment and like a little bit. What the fuck is this do rose day?
Do rose day, but you don't have a duo
Do all this day, but you don't have a duo?
Fine Muda, I'll get on.
Uh, uh, fine Muda, I'll get on.
Um, no one wants to deal with you, bro.
famous you're like plastic three
Let's go. Oh
You guys hover I need a pistol over that
Chubber off anything this
Better be quick mother
I wonder if they have any parts I can salvage.
I need those.
Yep.
Yep.
I'm going to get back in here.
What's up, Shethers?
Reloading
Yo, let's fake garage
I think I didn't go through the wall, I could be walking through it.
me down yo I know I'm not muted stop them muted I'm not muted stop lying
I know I'm not muted shut up
I need to call it, it's for my house, it's for a house.
Right here.
That's not done.
CT heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven!
Going heaven.
How about Zephyr?
Bye bye.
All right, we're locked in.
Okay.
We're going to spend three to cage chat.
Well, that's the third time.
I've, well, that's the third time.
That's the third time chat I've applied for a fucking house and they say that they just
but they'd rather have a family instead of someone.
Why is that?
Yeah, but why do they want families? I don't get it.
One more.
It's more likely because they're more likely to stay.
Oh, it's so annoying.
Bro, all the houses are like that, I don't know about.
I mean like what do you mean party issue though like oh they're just because that's
That's the third house, man.
I messaged three houses, three beautiful houses that would love to live in, bro.
And all three houses said that they'd rather have a family instead of just me.
Which is just so, I feel like, unfair, but it's all there, whatever.
This guy said rent a family.
go see, let's rush to you
i'm down
good job
sit sit sit sit sit sit
up on it
so that coming
i'm sorry
both here
enemies fall to the ground
back player standing
maybe
you
I think I'm just gonna say you like me and like my wife and just lie or like me and my
girlfriend of like three years right like I'm saying why I have to lie
yeah I just say I'm gay and I'm with Melvin
I'm not gonna lie guys, you all look like the best rule of snow.
Just look and try to catch me.
I'm not gonna lie, like the way I'm entering on these sites and just taking like just fucking
cypher and fucking his boat.
You're just him?
I'm just giving back shots and nothing on all of them.
No, but like, yo, me nice please.
What?
You wanna do that all right, Mudef?
I got you, spicy!
Crap!
I think someone called me.
Are you good? Did you just go AFK?
Who's next?
Well, have a good one, man.
You're all just for something like he said.
I know, I'm in a fight.
I'm not even fighting, but I want you to do it.
Alright, so I'm gonna do the A's left.
Damn real color!
I'm not gonna get you dead.
Go! Go!
I
Are you baby right now, what are you?
You guys can just play time here bro, it's impossible to lose.
Goodbye Cypher, you will not be missed.
Yes!
What the fuck is this Emo?
Ooh, she.
Is this like a new meme that dropped?
Is this a new meme?
What does it- ooh, she meme.
You had sex but the kids are on the way bruh
I
One enemy remaining
What is the brother video keep? What is this?
Do you have any kids
I'm gonna start shocking from the back and body cool. Yeah, it's locked up fuck. Oh
shit
We can be like rain earlier from here from you should go see
What is wide hog rider it comes up as like sentences what
I'm a pun for ct since we have it.
It's you riding your chair?
How do I see it?
How do I see wide hog rider?
I enabled it.
I enabled it.
What the fuck is this emote?
I think it was.
Garage window.
Why is it going?
Is that bad?
You know what I'm saying? I don't know. I don't want to hang out that day, bro. I'm gonna be honest.
What a bad swing by me, man.
Raina, if you bait one more time, bro, I'm not playing with you.
I'm gonna run it down. I'm gonna run it down.
Yeah, actually.
What?
You don't- I don't know.
I don't know if it's like deep into your brain.
I don't know if you didn't know what you're doing, but you're hard baiting and I don't know if you're like trying not to or you're literally
Just doing it unconditionally, but you're just like you're not doing shit, bro
You're just sitting in a corner every time you entry pissing me off. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, daddy
No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just I shouldn't be mean. I'm sorry
Go away go away go away go away go away. I don't know. Go be go be
I
Want the enemy remain three
Last round before the switch
Do you understand who you are watching do you understand who you are watching?
Yo, you!
this fucking stripper on a mid world song
go go go go go go go go
go to the fucking fucking shatter pain in a jutsong
thinking just a cursong
i'm short no
52 52 Allah what a law what b-
hi
late late late late late like super fucking late bro
jet do you have a big nose
and there it is bro the sniper starts
you hit a nice little 4k they get mad and they instantly
Just start sniping like instantly. Well, la he instantly
They're like damn this Jax pretty good
This has to be a streamer or a pro player opens up Twitch looks at everyone sees Muda presses Muda
See that he's in the game jet. Do you have a big nose instantly on my stream?
My winning chances just went from 96% to fucking 27% just cuz I was just cuz he sniped and see bro
What can we do bro? What can we do?
Crumb bro crumb crumb
No one cares, clouding and focus, your cock is small, your girlfriend cheated on you and
you're fucking like chopped.
I don't tell you bro.
And when you're 30 years old and you have a porn addiction and you have no girlfriend
bro, I don't care either.
I saw a door, that's not nice
Yeah, fine
ADJ, ADJ
Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight, don't fight, don't fight
Swing left, swing left, swing left
hold not hold not just hold just hold just hold
okay three two one left side ready three
nice two three eighty jet she has armor though thanks yeah she pushed me back
boy this game pisses me off because i get so competitive when i play this game bro
i feel like the rank while i mootathon was a bad idea bro because like now i'm so
competitive when i play this game so when i lose it actually like it actually messes my mental
muda can you teach me to play valor uh i don't know who you think you are bro
i don't know who you think you are no i'm not coaching anyone though i'm literally i'm living
I'm taking all my stuff for myself.
That's big out of you, Raina.
My god.
Daddy is so big, daddy.
Oh, it'll make me giggle, bruh.
Um, you guys want to hold some room or something?
Uh, I'll hold you.
I missed the 1991 Muda.
I wasn't even born in 1991.
What about it?
Like, what?
Like, when did I miss the 1991 Muda?
I'm literally 22 years old.
I was born in 2004.
I was born in 2004.
I was born in 2004.
What do you mean?
You're weird.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Destiny is dying
I got the short guy I can drown you out mid if you want they're made there again
I'm gonna get a 3-2-1.
if I buy off it's very risky because if they go to the other site and you guys can't
My retic fox how about okay, it's in a simple cypher go age with a girl see
Oh my god, so much chicken boy
I can die from being beyond the fast see help here. Yeah
What is that? How is he there? What the fuck?
Careful, you're a jerk. Going in.
The SOVA is one HP. I think he was.
You should stay around like ceiling, close.
Yeah, second set of 3.
So you go play around and say that.
I'll take it.
Play on me.
Yep.
30 seconds left let me go first let me go first let me go first
Stalker, help.
Yes.
Stop stalking.
Uh-huh.
Wait.
Wait.
Let's have a look at this here.
So what happened to this one?
I'm trying to get him.
So?
I'm gonna see you.
I'm gonna take you out.
Ugh, so the whole team knows who I am.
Yo!
Uh...
Put on delay.
What happened, man?
Can't even play my game anymore.
I
I'm out of my mind!
Ugh!
Block the site!
One enemy rebelling!
One 17.
Two rebelling, working it.
They're usually distracted outside the building.
Make sure you do the same.
I feel like I should play around B again and just have the holt back.
I have ult as well for the redneck
Get out of my way!
Cutting their vision!
Keep me down, man
I'm fine, I'm fine
Yes!
Yes, I am
Triple H is still a son
Triple H is still a son
One enemy remains.
Like towards window or towards-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Lev this aint no opportunity, I'm fucking delaying, I'm on delay right now.
He's back.
You're throwing close. Go A's.
What happened? Well this guy's rage baiting me.
And he has three snipers on the team.
How about the 11 other rounds?
I'm on zero delay live. Yes, seems on 25 second delay.
This guy is saying that he doesn't want to duel with me because I have zero delay.
Then, Hugh snipes me with 1, 2, 3 on his team and Heron on his team, has the audacity to
rage bait me, and then Duels will spam the next day on 0 delay when he says he doesn't
want to queue with me on 0 delay.
No bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm gonna start trying to see in the shot.
I know that I have to delay, but my messages top left is uh...
It's uh... what was I gonna say?
They're not delayed.
I have like 15 second delay right now.
I was winning, and then uh...
Liv, this guy fucking says I have a big nose.
I live. I can call you.
And then I'm a win trader.
Bro, they fucking are on my ass.
Liv, do you get sniped in this game?
I'm sad.
Nothing to you.
Cool.
Is everyone here?
They passed by me.
I...
Yeah, I'll meet you at my garage.
You can go ahead and have a trip.
I just want...
Who's next?
I don't think...
Oh, you're on it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
One thing
One thing, one thing
It's all thing in the air
It's all thing in the air
A lot of people
Okay, okay, a lot of people
Wait
stop bro stop please don't do this bro just smoke them off now hold 30 seconds
these guys are playing it like scares me like no brain it's levels what do you
guys want to like walk up a man and keep that space
Is it going to go out?
What are you going to do? Oh, you have a...
Hi Bob, go set up a pig, go set up a pig.
Claude, this time don't smoke me long.
Alright.
Can't make a checker.
I'm going now.
One enemy remaining, spike down A. Defenders win.
I put on delay and we literally dropped like, I fucking hate this game chat, I swear to god
I hate this game bro.
I put on, I put on delay and I literally just instantly obliterate.
Another MVP though, another MVP from the boy bro.
Another MVP from the boy bro, another MVP from the boy.
I mean just look at this.
Like do y'all see this?
This is the only game I put on delay.
MVP, MVP, MVP, MVP.
I don't even play this fucking game anymore.
Don't only go though.
Do not get me back in that phase right now bro. I'm gone. I'll deploy rank one Japan right now and drop 30 bands
Don't make me do it bro. Don't make me
the low key it would be fun to have a duo bro but I swear to god I don't know
fucking a y'all don't do Japan servers it's either Japan or China
Muda, do it with me, I'm Platt. Yo, what the f**k are you saying?
Should we just walk in for like two days and get radiant?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I need a foreign student who doesn't know how to speak English and an Indian student who
Who doesn't know how to speak English?
To both two foreigners.
I didn't even show up to class.
I didn't even show up on the day of the exam.
I didn't even show up on the day of the exam.
We got an instant F and we failed the class.
All three of us.
That was your fault.
How am I supposed to fucking like...
Like...
How am I supposed to talk to them?
Like, I don't...
Like, uh...
I'm round.
Out.
Goodbye.
Move forward!
Okay.
One enemy remains.
Daddy.
Sure, I'll pick up you. Can you hold the line?
Daddy, Jack. Daddy.
Last player
90
Fucking shit, you're actually ass, okay, bro. I know you know something fuck
Lip the lip with the five gifted man
I actually got asked love you so much check can we be like lip the lip and someone dropped like five gifted bro ten gifted like guys
Come on, I love you stream every single day, and I'm the only entertaining
Everyone else just does watch parties bro like come on bro like come on bro. Can y'all keep it about me before you
or what?
I'm down. You gotta use your hand.
Oh my god, but begging stream
Thank you so much Niko with the ONE GIFT!
Appreciate it bro, thank you so much man.
God bless you bro, thank you.
we let him plant when this is smoked off guys why what are you doing go pair of
balls
We so bad
My god, are you fucking serious, but the doll that's I can't even get mad at myself
I can't even get mad at myself honestly like Wallahi the dog saves them and I do 200 damage
in total 300 damage almost and the dog saves them with one bullet.
two body shots to go
or one hand shot
muda can you coach me on brawns it depends you have to be a girl with a fat ass and a nice pair of titties
And then yeah, I'm down.
If you're a girl in a shot with a nice ass and you know you look good, I will coach
you to bring it up.
How about a transgender?
Where are you?
A lobby man, a lot of shit's underneath me.
I never...
Drop destroyed.
One down.
My territory!
My boots!
Get in there!
There's a plane coming!
What the fuck are you doing I didn't think there was a one-way there you fucking bronze
I'm gonna talk to you again. What the fuck are you doing when I have peaked heights that you wouldn't even imagine going near next thing?
Why is your ego talking because I'm letting him out today?
I'm letting my ego out today.
Alright, so I dicked you, I can't lie. Yeah, she stoned you.
sounds you now that's what you call
striking and doing nothing we can all
win trade our way up doesn't mean shit
turn a hit yeah literally no proof I
went right by the way I got nice
Think I made it pop
I
Fight planted
Yeah, oh
I sort of got I feel like they haven't I haven't like seen one human being hit my site at once
I'm going to have to...
I'm going to have to...
I'm going to give...
Alright, actually.
Alright, um...
That's gonna be great.
I'm going to peek right away.
Wait, are you going to...
I'll peek after you, Chamber.
I'll peek after you too.
My turn
Let me in next time
I'm sorry I just had to.
I'm sorry I just had to.
I'm sorry I just had to.
What happened?
I want to see something, they're shooting back and the F are shooting back.
I want to see something.
They're just picking us.
Jet specifically though.
Like I suck.
I want to do something.
Chat, chat.
Give me one second.
What do you mean jet?
Give me one moment chat.
Just give me one chat.
One moment bro, one moment.
Every month.
I'm a dogman.
They will go away.
Nothing man.
Let's hold the ship boys.
Come on.
Nothing mate
Let's hold the ship boys
Yeah
Fucking go
Not out, not out, not out, not out, yeah, this is definitely
What's your name?
and she took my word for it, that's all I had to say
he's burning
he's right
one enemy remaining
there's one
I'll find you
take my gun, okay?
yeah, he was, he's right now
he is down
Oh
One and seven my people are you ready?
Hey, family-friendly didn't very interesting one and seven
I
How many times is the dog gonna like save you know how many times is this fade dog gonna save them
And how many times is this fade dog gonna save though that's the third time
Yeah, we're fucked, bro
I'm gonna smoke left, I'm gonna break this.
Fuck.
I got reload.
One down, on the right, hold.
80, 80.
He's one, he's one, he's one!
I
Know your three seconds
Wow, I'm gonna be honest yet can't even blame us but we're left in TV fogs every
I swear, I literally you guys don't even overthink yourselves
Once I activate it'll it'll help shit. I can't find an opening. I don't know why
the fuck are you going to be me then bro i have enough proof
watch this
site here baby
put it on
where's the nabab on it
good job all of them it be it be all of you
big kind of noise but come along
I'm gonna kill him!
Bro, what?
There's some monkey.
Can I kill it back to A?
It could definitely be in our spawn.
Ah!
Wow!
Is this on?
I'm shooting vision!
That's not...
Why not B?
of your efficient
Fuck me with your nose with the tier 150. Thank you, Bob. I shouldn't thank you
Oh
Weapon choice it is so personal
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna go first.
I'm gonna go when they like to barf you.
I'm gonna stand up.
Alright, we get one more round and we're chillin'.
I'm gonna get better.
I'm just gonna play with you, right now.
Woo!
Let's go!
Enemy used!
33
What? Okay.
1R.
Sever.
What did they say?
E.
Run B.
bro, like, give me a chance
he's on my right, I'm actually gay
2-10, the best player in this game
that's so fucked
nevermind
they didn't hit him both
I get my line
Can't wait for my mouth
Chris is real there what I feel we should just find a man. He smoked the shredder. Yeah, I just miss the things
Switching sides!
Why is it that he needs me?
I can't be away from him.
Yo, let's be weird and throw a face.
He's in this quickly.
Yo, can we like...
Fight for Doron, me and Fade.
And then, no, me, Fade, Reyna, and then we have Ash and Chambers swapping up there.
After the eye.
Yeah, I'll pull the star back on Dino.
Yeah, just wait for the eye.
You want to start on Trader now?
Uh, yeah, throw one right here.
Yeah, I got you.
just dog right away fade and then i'm just gonna
get a dog
i'll run up with it
just make sure you guys dodge the eye on it
and then you have bomb brother
you have bomb
you good?
Hello.
65 and 60.
8 is 95.
If they're on the stream, then they know.
Yeah, sure.
You hear 1 on 8.
Should be 1 more.
Yeah, he's literally 1 on the dot.
30 seconds left so he's one by the way
He's on A. He's on A. I promised he was on A.
He's back side though. He's on site. One shot. Don't panic.
He's on A. He's on A. I promised he was on A.
He should do it.
Ooh, chief up.
I think we can go B and uh, we let chamber take first for this outlaw, okay?
And then if they like, if he doesn't kill one or anything, we take our time, uh, someone
go A, someone go A.
Like just hold A, don't even like trip, just hold A.
are not better than me. Just don't die please, Ashina.
Should I hand peek first?
Now lock up. Lock up at the outlaw.
We only exec if we get a kill.
Yeah, let me know if you guys are exec.
Come jammers with me.
Why are you going in I literally said three years
You're so retarded. You're so retarded. You're so retarded. You're so retarded.
One on B, one on X. One on B, one on X.
no way he's fighting you, right?
I fault my fault, my fault
WOLF WOLF WOLF WOLF
Alright I've just become a chairman of demons
You gotta win this round
Junkrat mid last round, Cypher usually cams there
Yeah, let's just walk around mid, look for kills
Look together
So don't leave today, no we're gonna do a Valorant segment right after this and then we're gonna do a lead a game.
Or sorry, and then we're gonna do Apex.
I
Your chance that is not real
I mean just I don't know I don't need a breath. It's shooting
I think we go faster
Yeah
Which had B, which had S.T.O.M.M.A.T.
Which had FAKING.
We just full contact up.
And then we let pop-off noise.
Oh, what the fuck was that?
One more mid.
Alright, alright.
I'll back up one.
Get the other trip.
All my team.
FAAAHHHH!
Get me off this game bro.
I'm not playing good this game.
8 and 14.
2v1.
Just play K.O.
40.
Oh
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
I just do the same exact thing
Delay I don't even think it's the way I'm gonna be honest I know I kind of like I don't know if they're sniping
But like it's honestly just a me problem this game. It's not even
Spike down A
Not your place
Okay, no one speed up now
We should grab that
Grace your fear!
Spike down A
Last player standing
whoa I don't know even up on it now
oh such a vader
Vandal or phantom I like Vandal but phantoms way better bro I'm not gonna lie
damn, walk around man
come on kick man
meet that fuck
he's just out
I did not mean it that yeah, this is my bad guys honestly. I got time and you did good bro. You guys did good
I'm not gonna lie
This is my bad
I apologize
What the fuck
I do you guys from up in the triple nines. Damn, bro
Are you getting over this? No, we're supposed to do um, I'm supposed to do a segment low key I
Want to do Muda versus people who think they deserve a higher rank like for example if
If you think you deserve plat or radiant or immortal or ascendant, I want you to say a
rank that you deserve and I want you to 1v1 me and I dictate if you actually deserve that
rank or not.
I deserve immortal.
Let's talk to you.
I'm going to open up the, okay.
I'm going to open up the lobby code.
Listen, I'm gonna open up the lobby code.
I think we'll do like five or six people.
I deserve a send-in minimum.
This is actually gonna be a fun segment.
This is actually gonna be a fun segment.
Bro low key, when I was a low rank,
when I was a low rank,
I always thought I deserved like immortal or radiant.
This is like the perfect way to know if you are just ass
or you actually, your teammates actually throw your fucking games, bro.
Okay, uh, give me one second. I'm gonna get some water. I'm gonna open up the lobby first. What's that?
DVF 385
DVF 385. I'm gonna do like six or seven six or seven lobby codes six or seven lobby codes
Take your time bro. Listen. What's that frozen?
Yo, do any of you guys have a mic?
Yo, what's up, bro? It's good loose
Alright loose one other side, bro
Loose what's up, bro? Am I murdered bro am I murdered?
No, yes, I hear you can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay. Let's say bro. Go on that tackle side go another side
Okay, you are gold one. What rank do you think you deserve?
What rank do you think you deserve?
At least plot you think you deserve plaque
Yeah, I almost got there once but I stopped playing so
So you think so you think you deserve deserve plat?
Okay, okay, I'm gonna want to be one of you and I'm gonna see if you're actually ready for plot alright
I bet okay, give me one second. I'm gonna get some water
All right, all right, wouldn't it be better if one saying what rank deserves versus a random player from that rank I
Don't even think that I
Don't think that
I
Actually didn't think that uh
That's actually that's actually good. I don't think of that
All right, uh change your plans instead of you one of you wanting me
You're gonna want to be one of a plat player and I want to see if you can beat a plat
I bet that's a good idea. That's actually a good idea. Yo mods mob that guy VIP that guy
Give that guy a thousand dollars, that ass, that ass, give that guy a thousand dollars.
Alright, alright, um, okay, okay, we need a plat player, can someone from the chat that
is plat join the lobby code that I'm about to put up, okay?
If you are a plat, I'm going to show you guys the code in like 5 seconds, 10 seconds, and
I want you guys to go in.
Choose your agent.
I'll be right back, okay?
All right.
I
All right ready three two one this is the party code KER053 please be a plat player bro please be a plat player
I
Stop
Well, I can't
Stop
sell money you need to have a mic bro so drew do you have a mic I got a mic I
got a mic yeah I got a mic too oh no no I said it I said that shit first yes no
I need you to stay in shop because I look you need an immortal player lowkey
probably yo yo Muda I said that shit first bro put me in here I find Spenzie
I am like to yeah oh my god drew fucked
All right, hello
Yo, all right loosely you you said you deserve platinum, right?
Yeah, okay gold versus flat I will be spec-tating this lobby
Bro, it's true FPS said fuck you Muda
Yo drew
Drew I'm gonna give you a deal you said you deserve radiant me and you will want to be one each other
All right drew me and you will what do you want each other okay drew I deal deal
Drew me and you will what do you want to just if you say it all right stay in the chat drew yo, drew drew
Stay in the chat you all right say the chat you all right guys ready
Yo, all right, bro. Let's go
I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Yeah, so it's just gonna be a it's gonna be the a bomb site only
All right, let me call Melvin child. Where's Melvin doing? What's Melvin doing bro? What's Melvin doing?
What's Melvin doing bro, what's Melvin doing?
I've never done a Roblox 500 dollars game where I don't have that.
It was like a split games for your first.
Oh, I remember that.
Damn bro, you're that OG bro.
Exactly bro, I was there.
Chat, why is Melvin not answering my calls today?
I have three missed calls.
I thought you were going to do that.
He's missed my call three times today.
All right, good luck, Leafy.
All right!
Uh, where are their hands?
Uh, where are the guns?
Alright.
Loose leaf, the attacker.
And for gold, bursting the platinum player, Spenzie.
Spenzie, what is she?
Loose!
Take him down if you say one of my creatures. It's a good thing. All right, where are there?
Bro, where are their guns?
It's bugged
Oh
It was a setting why don't you keep them ground
Bad dog, I know I respect it you could have just used a flash though. I
Feel like you could have just used a flash though
Loose leaf here buying in Marshall
Oh
You tell from Spenzie there, I'm not gonna lie, bro
Good you tell which one is the flat we are capable of
Spenzie is the plot the waylay is the plot and the gold is loosely loosely says that he
Mods to be change the title by the way if we didn't do the title
I'm firing all of you guys and I'm scamming you guys, but then change the title
Finally a better gun. I want to see loose these W key here and maybe flash. I don't I feel like you shouldn't dog. Good
Good job. Good job
Spenzie Spenzie why are you on a Marshall? Oh
Why are we on a
What are we doing?
Why the Marshall I don't get it
Wow anyone can be plot these days I guess
Spenzie creeping up with Mrs. Dunn.
Oh he hits the stun Spenzie takes the kill.
Oh he got a little aggro there.
He got a little aggro there bro.
I like that chat.
Listen bro I'm gonna tell you something bro.
Yo, the way to be better these days, bro, just be confident, bro.
Be confident.
Fuck me with your nose with the tier one sub, I love you.
Hi, my name is Selena, and I want to have sex with you.
Thanks to the tier one sub, I love you.
Champagne daddy with the 11 subs, 11 months, I love you.
Crusty kid with the 13 months, I love you.
Little Dirk with the 19 months, I love you.
Noor with the tier one, I love you.
Thank you so much, Noor.
All right, bro.
Now it's the gold player on defending,
Which some would say is low key and easier side, bro.
Yo, loose me, bro.
Show me something.
Let's go.
All right.
too loud loose too loud oh my god
Spenzie do you have anything to say bro that's one shot bro one lucky shot oh
my god yo don't save bro it's swift play so anything you
buy you just get more one of the next next week
but he doesn't know he doesn't know
Dodge the dog Spenzie dodges the dog gets full blinded by the sky flash
We'll sleep in a good position here
Puzzle the sticker against the- AHHHHHHHHH
Yo, where's the praising for me, Muda?
Oh, the exact same thing facing me
My god
Spend, your dick is big, bros
I can already tell, bro, I can already tell
Yo, I love you, bro
I love you, bro, holy moly
W-WHAAAAT?
I
With some mood if I win this do I get to like pick the rank that I want to go against?
No, you just like
Wow, that's all I am
I'm on be brown on be no
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is the plot.
Check.
What?
What?
Plat 2. Loose leaf is gold one. Honestly, not too bad, bro. Not too bad, bro. Not too
bad, man. Not too bad at all. Not too bad at all. Not too bad at all. Chat is gold and
Plot a big difference
No
Gonna fall back here
Where the fuck you look at?
Yo, where are you looking?
Bro, you'll be platinum if I'm not in the library.
You're gold. You're gold.
Yo, you're trash! You're trash!
You're trash! You're my son!
Bro, you let me-
You're my son!
You can't.
Pussy.
How do you feel to lose?
What type of name you broke?
How many bans you got?
Shut up bitch.
You're broke.
You're broke.
You're my little bitch. You're my little bitch.
You're broke little boy. Shut up.
Who the fuck do you think you are?
You lost to me. You can't be talking shit.
You're ass.
You just lost to me.
You're trash.
You're broke. You're no bitch.
You're a broke boy. Shut up.
Shut up pussy.
Yo son, pipe down son.
You're not always gonna win, okay?
Shut the fuck up.
You're gonna stay gold for life if you keep on talking like this, alright?
I'm going to come over to your house right now.
Actually, I think I played against you before and I shit on you.
Wait, that's crazy because I shit on you before.
I actually shit on you before.
Wait, pull it up then, Pussy.
Pull it up.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
That's too much work.
No, Risteat.
That's too much work.
That's what I thought.
I'm like, bitch, that's why you're my bitch.
That's why you're my bitch.
You can't show shit.
You're a try.
Yeah, we just proved that I'm better than your bitch ass.
So why are you still here?
Barely.
Barely.
Walk away.
Walk away, little boy.
Barely.
Walk away from-
Walk away, walk away from-
Is that all you can say to a 16 year old?
A 16 year old you're calling broke by the-
My little fuckin' bitch
Dude, your homework, don't you gotta
graduate soon or something little boy?
How old are you? Wait, let's hear this.
How old are you?
Yo, I'm fuckin' your mom right now.
Wait, age check?
Like, why are you scared to say your age?
It's not that deep.
Yeah, you're broke you're broke you're broke you shake it like just fucking
You my little bitch stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop all right
GG's bro GG's you know what bro low key we might yeah, but he's ass. He's ass for sure
I won though. So, you know, can't really say you're still dog shit. You're still dog shit. You're my little fuck toy. Shut up pussy
I
GGs bro GGs GGs
But don't let this guy play against anyone else. He deserves plot for sure wait
No, just hear this hear this if I'm play and you're calling
Why don't we do a bo3?
You know three sure I sure lose the map though this map sucks loose leaf would you know this is like organ of rainbow
Bro, we need to do we need to try stop loose. Do you want to do a beyond three?
All right, yeah leaf swap back
Yeah loose swap back
All right, man.
Predictions up, bro.
Predictions up, bro.
Predictions up.
Predictions up.
Who are you?
Hey, man, I'm just being nice to you because you lost last time.
Oh, my God.
Why are we doing the same map every time? Chat this is like the organ of Rainbow Six Siege, bro.
If you don't like it, put a finger up your ass, bro.
Blblblblblblblbl. Jinxy is on Omogl.
Chat, should I pause this real quick? Should we pause this real quick in 1v1 Jinxy and Omogl?
I know this is like low key so crazy content right now, but I look you also want to mug Jinxie bro
I want to mug the shit out of Jinxie
That's all good honestly
Who's the gold loose leaf the guy you're watching the jet is gold
And Spenzie way late his plot loose leaf thinks he deserves plat
Spenzie does not think he does it so Spenzie do you think loose leaf deserves flat?
I mean maybe one day bear right now. No
You know if he does he does the
trainers maybe
Cheese these better game sense as well good luck guys good luck bro
Lock-in bro prove
Why are we why are we still like on no?
I'm on your dick too, but no, no, you're 60, I can't say that fuck. Yeah. Whoa. Stop bro. Stop
Now you're ready for this move
Let's go leaf. We're rooting for you, bro. We're rooting for you, bro. Show us something leaf
Playing jet this time instead of sky very big difference. Yeah, why are you right now?
You that scared
Has a shorty. Looseleaf now.
Oh my god.
Why is he making so much noise?
Oh! Timing of Doom! Timing of Doom!
Loose Leaf is now going to lose this round 100%.
Spenty takes up the loop.
With the shorty.
Inching.
Closer.
INCLOSER!
Oh my god.
You should know it's better.
Everyone having fun?
If you're not, you're in the wrong line of work.
Like, I'm actually just- I'm probably gonna 5-0, you know?
Like, I'm not. I'm just gonna-
We didn't forget the fight.
Like you're actually fucked.
Oh my god.
Wayley is plot chat. Wayley is plot.
Yo Moodo, what do you-
What do I want?
Yo Moodo, what do you think about the Kirinami Bundle?
Uh, pretty good bundle bro. I'm not the last.
Me. I think I'm a very very solid bundle.
One of the better ones for sure.
Yeah, you can gift it to me, right?
Bummer.
Please, you're like a memory man.
I can't lie, I got a little nervous there.
Boy, oh boy!
They're just realizing they're walking through the wrong end of a shooting range.
Anyone need ammo?
Yeah, nice, nice try there.
They gave me for 42.
That's better than last round.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What's up?
I just...
What is happening right now?
Back at it.
What?
Do we need to like take a little time out?
Oh my god.
Bro, what?
Leave!
What are you doing?
I
Leave what are you doing?
Last round in the half you're defending
Bro, it's no no I can't library. It's okay. I'm also a little nervous, bro. It's okay
I can't lie bro, if I saw you in a conflict game, that would be a pretty significant time.
This is for respect. This is for everything bro.
Yeah, we might need to get like a rematch in like a month just to see how much worse he's got him.
Oh my, and you spent money on the game. Oh, I feel bad.
That's one round, nah nah nah, it's gonna be 5-5-1 now, 5-1.
Hold, hold, hold, hold bro.
This can be one of the greatest comebacks ever in Valorant history or Loof is just shit,
is a shit.
Can we tell him to chill?
I can't bro, I can't give tips, I can't give tips to this one, go on.
gonna be fun
Fine by me.
Come on, Bleef.
Lock in, bro.
Lock in, bro. Lock in.
Let's crack them open.
Oh my god.
So much noise.
Nice try, nice try.
Even bigger gap, but you know it's okay.
Yeah, you're assed, so bruh.
I won, I won, I won!
I don't tell you you're so assed, man!
Wait, it's 5-1, though!
GG's, bro. GG's, guys.
Leaf, I tried to give you a second chance, but I tried. GG's, guys.
Yo, never talk down on my name again, Leaf. You're fucking shit. Look at you.
I chat you versus the rank you deserve okay you versus the rank you deserve
all right chat let's go icebox swift play must have a mic by the way R O Q 0 5
I
You versus the rank you deserve
Yo, what up? Yo
All right, you're bro. Yo, bro. Yo, I'm diamond bro. I deserve at least immortal bro
Are you are are you you?
Yeah, bro, but I have like crazy
I'm sorry, bro. I love you bro slick
Sora love is what the fuck bronze to live very I deserve radiant. I promise
Yo can find it what right do you think you deserve, bro?
Okay, uh slick what right do you think you deserve I think I deserve radio so
everyone just deserve radio these days huh what so what right do you think you
deserve diamond do we have a diamond anywhere I didn't believe the higher
Okay, let me 1v1 slick real quick.
Wait, confine it.
Wait, confine it.
You're diamond, right?
you
you
you
you
you
of
It was you or me?
I must kill my reflection.
is the only way forward.
Ah, people just think they deserve radiant these days.
Also, why does Liv bronze to begin so much radiant?
of
the
death
of
death
of
I don't have bomb that run, I'mma be honest.
Not ready yet.
Last round before the switch.
Save nothing.
Have you considered shooting the darts?
Have you considered a diet?
Oh
Daniel
I'm reporting your channel. Oh my god. Oh my god
I love you, Spike.
Slick, you think you deserve a fucking lady and you're playing like this, are you fucking
serious?
You know what, I had to switch Muda in my name.
I was hungry for it.
I was dropping 35 kills minimum every game.
standing ahead
deploying drone enemy tank
It is so fucking weird...
Matchpoint!
We are strong because we are-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
POTS O-THAT O-E-O-TH-I-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW!
wise
At some point we'll have to get the spike this guy said you look like shayton
Checkmate.
There's no way you're left behind.
Slick.
Slick, slick, slick.
Hello?
Hello?
You got me good, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, slick.
I'm not gonna lie slick, with maybe a little bit more aim training, I think you can make
radiant bro.
Bro, I just, nah nah, I just go on my show.
Yeah, I dunno, I'm just, well a little bit more aim training, you could easily be radiant
bro.
Alright.
Sure, sure.
GG's bro, take care.
Why the fuck is there an iron 3 in my lobby?
Hex?
What rank do you think you deserve, Hex?
Hex, you think you deserve a bronze?
Hex, you don't have a mic?
You do?
Okay, plug in your mic.
You gotta go against Liv.
Live as bronze.
Live, I don't know what the fuck,
what in your right mind?
Bro, I just don't read it, I just don't read it.
Bro, how do you dis, you're bronze!
Bro, I'm pro, I'm literally like,
the pro leagues need me, I promise.
Bro, you're literally bronze.
Hashe said he's putting his mic on and then went offline.
live is there like a more realistic rank you think you deserve or do you
literally think you deserve radiant okay realistically I think I deserve like
diamond okay let's make sure it gets a diamond
yo if you want okay let's have to make sure that's a diamond here go on a
soccer chat who here is a diamond bro ddp 666
ddp 666 I need a diamond bro I need a diamond I need a diamond bro I need a
diamond all right who here is a dime who's your diamond
yo okay so live here is bronze too but she thinks she deserves diamond all right
and I need you to want to be one her and analyze her gameplay and tell me and
tell her and tell the chat if she really deserves down okay all right bro
all right live I'm not gonna lie I'm gonna be rooting for you here I won't
lie thank you yeah I'm gonna do good okay if you beat this guy I will love you
one of you okay okay all right good luck guys wait 99 ping wait is there a way we
can get live better ping or no is that the best thing you can get um are we
on illy yeah yeah that's the best that's fine all right good luck
motherfuck it motherfuck it came into my stream okay came in my stream live
Bronze 2 with 90-100 ping, and she wants to attack Radiant.
What do you mean?!
Mods, what a prediction, let's go.
This is either the future Game Changers best future pro player,
Or she is Max Prestige LARPER!
I guess most of you.
I guess most of you.
Max Prestige LARPER!
Or the best...
Or the best fucking game changer player ever.
I'll be back, Chai. It's getting really cold in my room. I'll let you in the AC now.
I'm not sure why I'm here.
I'm not sure why I'm here.
All right.
Oh my god, Kirky, uh, Kirky, what was that shot, bro?
Is that aura?
Oh my god.
Liv is literally too stunned to move her character right now.
Alright, let's go.
Liv, make sure you buy any, spend all your money, Liv, because it's Swiftplay, you always
get all your money back. Sheriff on a hundred paint. Mara!
So bad.
Pardon the reshoot.
You know what is this?
We got three million points.
Yo whoever yo whoever put your 400,000 points uh I'm sorry bro I feel bad.
I don't think Liv knows the way she's clearing these angles.
and turn into the knife area with the slot seam horsey water. Noo!
Don't stress.
I'm so quiet.
Last round in the half.
Use everything you have. We lose it anyway.
You know Lev, I'm not gonna lie. If there's one thing I'm impressed with is
I really like your delusion it's it's you need no no you need no no I don't mean it
in a bad way turn on I'm gonna turn on Wi-Fi.exe and you'll see how it works.
I don't even mean it in a bad way I just I don't know you know that first of all
second of all uh I like your delusion because it's good you need delusion to
get good at this game
Nice one.
Switching sides. Match point.
Muda she would probably get one against you not gonna lie. What is that even mean?
Oh my god. I mean I honestly thought Liv was a loper and was gonna be like a
radiant and like broad and in in in EU servers but uh looks like Liv is fucking
Ah, it's broken.
Don't forget this place.
Come on, show us what you got, Liv.
I guess, I don't know, GGs, uh, Krookey, do you think
live deserves done
no not even fucking wrong
what?
okay no
that's crazy
5-0 not even close
okay look at the ping
I'm on 9-T ping
I don't think that would have helped you
I mean you got knifed
hello
yeah cause you shifted up behind me
what was I supposed to do?
yeah maybe you should have done that more often
So you wouldn't need to thank you. Okay. No, no, you know, thank you. It's just you have no awareness. I'm sorry. Oh
Yeah, you know, I
Still think I deserve diamond. I'm like, you know, I'm confident. What's your rake in you?
Plot
I'm good at the game
Are you from it?
Kierke do you think she deserves flat?
No bro.
Why is he hating?
Like what did I do to you?
I don't know.
Honestly I think you deserve radiant if I'm going to be honest.
You think sir?
Actually I think you deserve like a mortal low key.
But yeah.
I think yeah.
I think you can get up there.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'll make you into big leagues one day.
No you will.
You will.
I believe you.
I believe you.
Honestly, I do idea. No, I just have prime as well. I really do think you I think you go game changer. So I'm not gonna
What about like VCT? Yeah
Sonny's she's awful, bro
All right
Last one bro last one last one last one last one okay last one last one all right
You versus the rank you deserve all right whoever gets in your gets in here, okay?
Three two one and x eight zero four eight
Wait hold
Hold
Kintzix just dropped a million channel points
to 1v1 kid six what's your code bro kid six what's your code bro what's your
code bro what's your code bro the nose in one Sarah how you been recently Sarah
Sarah, Sarah, have you been good, Sarah?
Sarah, have you been good recently, Sarah?
Actually, I don't know. Sarah, you're just so chopped.
I'm kidding I'm just kidding Sarah I'm just kidding shut up look at you you fat fuck
What is his code is this Hello Kick everyone except Alyssa Alyssa hello
wait what yeah hello let's one be one ring one no no no no no no stop bro stop
uh listen well I'll promote you I'll promote you I'll let's say do you have a
mic
Alyssa your nose in one one be one I'm gonna kill myself you're so Olaf what
makes you think you spent one million points to one do you want me bro I mean
bro I mean I had like three more trading points at one point so okay I got
money like that so damn you're rich like that huh and I just I just win the
coin flips to be honest I mean like I also always put like you don't get a
kill from your alt cuz you suck so you know what rank do you deserve do you
think you deserve I mean I'm plot right now so like gotta be at least like
diamond do you want me to get you a diamond well like I don't know cuz Mike
Like when I play games it's like half diamonds usually so like I need like I need yeah
Give me a diamond give me a diamond. Do you want diamond or do you want to send it?
Oh, send it. Whoa. Come on. I'll get a diamond
Versus the rankings. Have you ever peaked diamond? I peaked the mortal
bar
How are you platinum bro?
I stopped playing the game for a while
So I'm gonna get you a diamond son. Yeah, let me get you a diamond bro one second
where's my girlfriend where's my girlfriend
where's my girlfriend she's not on
where's my girlfriend bro
What's Kira's, what's Kira's, that's, she's at school right now Mason.
How do you know she's at school?
How do you know one of my girl viewers is at school?
Kind of confused.
How do you know that?
Yo, yo, yo, hello, I'm trying to find you, but what's that? All right, let's ask. I was gonna ask you a question
Bro, what was your question? I mean look, we all know you win traded you
Reckless tree that did not win tree listen. I was there almost every day in the chat bro
You didn't read a single message, but that's okay
Second thing is bro, when's the when's the Asia bro the APEC
What do you guys you go? You think you should do China? You think I should do Japan rank one? I
I think Japan would be more better to be honest well, they both be really good
But I have a question out. Did you rather we do rank one with a zero IRLs and 30 second delay?
I was going to do no delay exploring Japan and doing radiance. Oh my god exploring Japan way better
Yeah, just hit radio, but I mean you already proved like exactly do a rank one twice both regions
so like at the end of the day like
Like, you don't make one twice bro, different regions, like, you don't gotta prove anything.
True, true, true.
Alright Olaf, let me find you a diamond real quick.
Alright chat, if you were a diamond and you wanna be in my YouTube video for 10 years
and you wanna basically be exposed to all the entire world, listen, I need someone to
humble this kid.
This kid thinks he deserves diamond, alright?
This kid thinks he deserves diamond.
I need you guys to fucking lower his ego bro, generally bro, generally, generally bro,
generally.
I'm generating the code HHA093.
I need a diamond.
Darkflame, hello?
Nope.
Oh my God.
Daddy?
All right, no, Darkflame, go to attacker for me, please.
All right, okay, so.
Olaf thinks he deserves diamond bro.
Of course, don't come on that, it's too easy, too easy, too easy.
I want you to want to be one of him, and if you win, I want you to tell him if you genuinely
deserves diamond, okay?
And flame, I'm not gonna put any pressure to you, but if you lose to a Plat 1, I think
I'm gonna punch my monitor, alright?
You need to beat this guy up.
Alright guys, good luck, good luck, good luck.
Fuck, I wasn't on observer, I'm retarded.
Let's go, you're on my team, Mura, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wait the timer up please just wait the timer no one walk wait the timer
Everyone's no one's awkward. Let me let me I need to answer my my girlfriend's this quick
How do I tell you it's a dude bro, how do I tell you what's wrong babe? How are you?
Yeah, what's up, how are you?
I'm okay. Yeah, just played some comp. Yeah, I saw that what happened. Why'd you get off?
because I was on initiator hell and I wanted to like end it all did you like did you did you win
I won two of them yes two and one for the day what's your rank right now a seven three so your
your ass. Yes. Can you boost me? Yes, yes, actually, actually, yes, you want to play
tomorrow, right? Games mean you will play like that. Yeah. Yeah, but okay, I promise
you three games minimum, but if you play my first game, we're all gonna, we're only gonna
play one game. What? Yeah, you think I'm gonna throw? Well, I'm just saying, if you play
like shit, I'm, we're gonna cancel three games out and we're only gonna play one. Okay,
Fine second of all, I never feel like shit there. I you do play very good. I'm not so I you carried me last time in
Skirmish, remember? Yeah, and I always beat you in a 1v1 so clearly I'm better than you
Maybe I just get nervous. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I don't know I
Guess yeah, anyway, um
How are you why'd you call me? I just I missed you. Oh, oh, sorry. I wanted to hear your voice. Oh
Oh, so how's school?
I just ended like two weeks ago.
That's right.
That's right.
I remember.
I remember.
Yep.
Yep.
So we get free?
Yeah.
Every day.
Till I start my J.O.B.
Do you know there's a really cool...
That smells strong by the way.
You know there's a really cool city in Canada.
you should come visit sometime.
Well, I like Toronto.
I heard it's pretty cool there.
Toronto's pretty cool, but I was talking about Windsor.
Oh.
I mean, yeah, think about it.
I've never really heard of that place, but.
All right.
You know, it's not.
All right, well, I'm going to get back to my segment.
Yeah, you know, it was nice talking to you,
and I hope everything's good.
Wait, why are you trying to dodge me now?
Um, because I'm, uh, I don't know, I'm starting to get a little, uh, excited.
Oh.
I need to chill out, I need to do my segment look like I gotta get back to work.
Oh, okay, good luck.
Alright, alright, I'll catch you later, babe.
Okay, bye.
Alright.
Alright.
that's the plot player that was the plot so Olaf your plot one right yeah it was
It's a console idiot.
Two, two, two, two, two, two.
Hey listen, you're a radio, I'm a radio.
I mean, same thing, no?
Why is your mic so low?
What? My mic is high, what are you talking about?
It might be my voice chest.
Yeah, it sounds fine to me.
X Immortal Olaf.
Flambeam.
Oh I like this.
He still doesn't know where he is because of that shot.
Made noise on accident though which gives the position.
The timing!
The timing!
Okay, we know the drill stitch your
Flat one versus diamond one
Ready and gun buddy the fuck
Wait, oh, how do you have the radio gun buddy with the fuck limit what is this lark?
It's a bit of like chat, no toxicity chat, this is what I'm like, I actually have a
whole live, I do like toxicity, I won't lie bro, but you know, or you celibate, I am,
how did you know?
Chat, I've been celibate for, how long have I been celibate for, I think I've been celibate
for two weeks now?
Yeah, chat, I've been celibate for like two weeks now.
Oh
Oh
What is this alarm
You're probably the streamer with the most annoying voice on this is first two five
motherfucker viz
You're a 15 month sub saying you're probably the shipper with the most annoying voice in this platform viz. What the fuck is wrong with you, bro
Generally. Then why you sub for 15 months?
Gotta be a kink.
Alright.
Keep up.
This is just shameless lark from you all off.
Shameless lark. Okay, okay.
I'm rooting for you, Dark. Fuck this Olaf, kid.
Barra!
Yo, nice try, bro. Yo, Mura, question, though.
Yeah, Mura.
No, check my tracker. I'm a nice clip.
Yeah, Mura.
Yeah, that's good, bro.
Yo, um, how about this? Right?
Alright.
Like, you go to China or Japan, right?
Uh-huh.
To radiant, but the catch is you have to take an iron one with you.
So like your actual account
What do you my actual account is like your iron one? No, I'm not
No, but actually though you take like an iron with you, right and then like think about it be history your brain
Wait after the bottom
Yo, dude, it's...
Wait, do I deserve Diamond?
Yeah, you got that, bro.
Let's go!
I mean, right about here, bro, for show.
Literally, Lark does way into a fucking 1v1 against a Diamond player,
but the guy is literally a fucking Radiant, bro.
You remind me of myself in Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo, Muda, Muda, just check Tracker, bro. I'm console-radiant.
Alright, cunt...
Check it, bro. I was top 60. Just actually just check it.
Alright.
I mean, if you don't believe me bro, I'm playing on PC.
I believe you bro, but holy shit, you're just showing dark flame which is diamond.
What the fuck?
I mean, dark flame using this guy as my brain game?
Yeah, Muda, Muda, what kind of, Muda, what kind of only one you bro?
Alright.
Alright chat, is that enough for the segment chat?
We've done a lot, right?
Do you think that was long enough for a YouTube video?
Do you guys think that was long enough for a YouTube video?
Hey, hey, whoa, hey, hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Enough of Valorant, please.
League segment after Valorant.
I'm pretty sure, chat, we get our Diamond in Apex Legend now.
I'm pretty sure we get Diamond in Apex Legends now, bro.
Let me see.
Can I suck your nose daddy?
Are you ready?
I gave you three hours.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
When it has to be, it's time to die.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
When it has to be his time
I'll see you actually walks you guys can run
You won't so you ready?
Two squads left it's a 2v it's a 3v3 two squads left all right
But getting diamond and apex legends rode to diamond bro.
Rode to diamond.
Rode to diamond bro.
Rode to diamond bro.
What the fuck is this guy watching?
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, you guys are so
talented. It's crazy. You guys
are so talented. It's genuinely
crazy. Like
your head is this. You look
like a egg. Get five logos
that are not whatever it lands
on. Yeah. They're not
What do you mean? Who is it?
That just knock on my door
you
you
you
you
you
I
Have you touched mood is what the fuck
What saints twitters just it's just saying it's just saying I don't want to self-prime or anything, but it's just my name
Do you goon listen
I used to I used to go in. Yeah, I used to I used to not anymore though
More more goon anymore man. Yeah, I look you be fucking with white bone man on Habib T
Bro, that's just too good. Can you rip it? I
Try to get me the ban bro
We are gonna hit them and yes we we who is we bro
Can you touch me if you let me
It was good, Om. It was good. It was good.
Are you atop our bottom? I'm a switch, bro. I'm a switch. Like...
But I'm more dominant, though.
Chat.
Type 1 if you're dominant, type 2 if you're submissive.
Shabbat, shalom!
Shabbat, shalom.
Would you sit on Muda's nerves, bro? I ain't got no pussy, bro.
I ain't doing that. What the fuck?
Fuck Akaya said Akaya said Muda. I love you so much. We should low-key link one day
You know what bro? Akaya mean you linked up man. I think we have a lot of fun Akaya. That ass
That ass
Selena also said Akaya back off. That's my man
What wait a
Rebella said Muda. I
I want to marry you, but I've got a kid wait what why is my game frozen as well? Hello
All right, what he put he I'm warming up bro. I'm warming up. What's that you in the range dude?
I'm going up and in I'm getting in
Let's get you one more lock up.
So close.
Man, I fucking hate being a horny.
I hate being so fucking horny.
It's actually gotta be so long.
Bro, I'm telling you, it's like...
Bro, it's just like I'm streaming and my fix just so hard and no one knows in chat, bro.
Like, no one knows.
Alright.
Alright.
Looking for some loot here.
Bro, how did I not get any range?
Get over me you you you
Okay, it's fast sense better or slow sense
Is there a way to set them off to uh, that strafing?
Is there a way to make the block strafe?
Like the fire range, dummy something and then turn it from constant instead of stand still.
Customize range, scroll down, dummy move speed, or like the one above it.
So close.
Keep it real.
uh
we should go here
why don't i like
stop warming up with full attachments? oh is that bad?
yeah low key you wanna just... you wanna... it's like
you wanna put training wets so you can get used to the gun without your toughness
i like that idea though
sweet god dude
couple mag and just a one axe
all you can do
is just run blue mag
oh we start farming
play nine games we want each of them
holy shit i turned the arse down
I
Let me see my school sense
Upgrades ready time to make choices the wave on this game, bro
I don't know how you like, I don't know how you track so good.
Well, I'm awesome keyboard.
Yeah.
Let me get it in the range real quick.
I can back up the game.
Let me get aiming for you.
Not long, just relax your arm.
Don't flick it too much, just take your time.
Hold on, you can like, skits out and just...
I have no skins bro, this is so easy.
Does that try to even matter in the game?
Yeah.
I can choose an upgrade.
This is the right trick to hit.
What is my...
of
and
I'm like lagging
you make me horny
fuck
Has mutasin fade blade
I have, but he's like the Max Larper though, no, it's just like, it's just like, it's just
versing like bots and pubs, is that right?
Yeah, yeah, it's just like playing against pubs players and doing like, it's like, trying
to be true, even science has a radium, that's basically what it's like.
He's like individual soul
The thing is, once I'm far, I can't...
Why does everything get like, masked?
Alhamdulillah!
Wait...
Loki, when you aim, shake your mask a little bit, like microjitter it, and you can manipulate the recoil.
I can choose an upgrade at my decision.
Okay, I need to watch the screen.
Call my phone and say you need me.
the
watching
no good in
say how do you ask all this clip really
you like full mad at the guy with R9 and he was like three thousand people away
yeah yeah but it's like very rare that that happens
in like went like that really
Like everyone
How do you slide backwards slide backwards yeah
I'm ready bro yeah you warmed up yeah bro let's go let's get it baby
I'm road to diamond let's go bro let's go let's go let's go let's get it I'm
I'm joining you. Wait, Ray's online.
Who? Ray. He's Plat 3.
Ray is Plat 3?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was playing with my friends yesterday.
What the fuck? He's locked in, bro.
Now, when I played with him, we got him to Plat 4, and they got him up to Plat 3 yesterday.
I mean, only one rank, and they play for like 5 hours, but...
5 hours for one rank?
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think they were just having fun, I don't know.
uh... let's go let's do it get it
learning to change my shirt
what is this
the five hundred damage in four seconds
we did that
was it the the japanese guy
the japanese kid with a devotion yes
gay a precious to you
How and say how hard is that clip to do?
Uh...
I mean, to get all of those guys in the position that they are, it is pretty difficult, yeah.
But that guy's like not a pro player or anything.
That's just like a random ranked player that we come across.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
I saw that clip this morning when I was...
Check out it or chip play?
Or chip play?
Chip play or chip play?
Chip for labor, chip for labor.
So you want me to get fat today?
Yeah, be a chud today, bro.
Should I be a chud today?
You getting diamonds?
Chat, you pull there or Chick-fil-A?
It's Sunday, you fucking asshole, that can't even fuck with me.
Oh my god, Chick-fil-A is closing Sunday, it's a stuff.
AHH!
I am here to dominate.
What are you here for?
What are you?
No clusterfox, trot, and lion.
Which one is?
Alright.
How much I accept the driver?
$10.
Yeah, I'm too bad I got one buck, bro.
Introducing your champion.
I said that guy one buck bro. Let's play.
Alright, let's fucking go.
Holy shit.
Alright.
Alright, let's go.
This is a good LZ.
Heard that.
That's the one we're doing.
Let's go.
Let's go baby.
Dinosaur.
Let's go bro.
Yo, I need to join your best game right now bro. I need you to lock in.
I bet.
We need a diamond punter per cent, yeah?
Wait, this guy's locked in.
Let's go bro. Let's lock you out. Let's win.
Let's go, let's go.
We're sticking together.
We're fucking winning every game.
Weapon enhanced.
In Diamond.
We got this weapon enhanced.
Wait, I did not know you could enhance weapons at the station, though.
Yeah, yeah.
You're down, Lundia.
No, no, no, no one, no one here, Bertie.
So the RE45 actually got good?
Yeah, yeah, no, it's like insane. It's really good.
It's somewhat obvious, but on the other hand, it's like the best fucking SMG in the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the RE is the same.
I think it's serious. It's so good.
Compensative is like my go-to weapon.
So what kind of line-up should I have every game I play? Try to guess.
Like, Hemlok are you ready for?
Hemlok are you?
Or you want like...
I mean, that's usually what everyone does for a second.
I say we move there, but then I don't get it down.
Speed up, adaptation.
And Hemlok is my stuff.
Burst blood.
I'm really bored of that, sir.
I don't think you see me in that bridge.
There's so many people down here.
One guy up top.
Wait, I'm going to get you back?
I
Take this job
The whole team are here
Not one almost
I'm still by the way, guys.
Alright.
Are you guys in our rescue?
This guy just dipped.
I'm gonna use this, bro. This guy just ran.
So I have already 45 and have lost. That's good.
Right, right, right.
I
Getting like
Why are 30 people there? What's the fucking one?
What?
Yo, this is not real, but it's happening to people at the same time.
What?
Yo, you get it.
This is a snipe, bro.
This is a snipe.
This might be the first actual real stream snipe we've seen.
Mudo, when you go port, you can do phase mode?
Yeah.
When you pop that port, you press Q, and you're just invincible whilst you're TPing.
Wait, what do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You remember that time I got you to use your teleport to grab my banner like off my box
And you press Q in the TP and you went like invincible for a second
You can you can do that every time you press your TV like you can press give I didn't have my key at the time
There was enough and then then then you can't do it
So you have to like save your save your cue before you use your TV
For this guy can't craft anywhere. There's like a crafter and
your body and you kill someone with your knife you turn invisible for 60 seconds is that a rage rate
that is that's the biggest fucking rage rate
wait wait i'm gonna talk this down quick
wait take the balloon on your left and then you can go to containment and craft us containment
yeah just keep going this way turn right go to the balloon fly to containment and then
address containment there's so many teams on this side of the map we've got a live one out there
I like this bro, I like this dynamic got like random guy, we're just racking up with him. This is good
I think I know what the hell is that
Got a replicator there grab whatever you can carry
I'm trying to get Nate you remember the first time we played yeah like warming
it yeah I'm trying to get Nate I don't know if he's here we can actually speed
around that shit I literally I remember yeah getting zero kills for nine games
when we put them bro I swear to God like we just I just went to a land with
We just play like a land shit
Wait, okay, I think with my bra so we got fucking streams that day. Yeah, so there was seven people on on us like
How much are you away from plot one? Are you like close?
Well, I'm going down. Oh, I'm 50 RP 50 RP away. Oh, bro diamond is so free. Holy fuck.
Really? Yeah, diamond is so free. We can we can get diamond.
Well, I didn't watch some YouTube videos on the A-Cuts or some shit. Who's the good YouTuber to watch?
YouTube, his Watson bro. If you want like educational content and like you actually want to understand the game, watch his Watson play.
He he does he used to be like a pro player. He got MVP our line and then he started making content and he just makes YouTube videos
Rafe's pocket toy yo Muda you're playing Rafe right yeah
Rafe's pocket toy, this is you're gonna use him like a little toy
By the way, I want me this is lucky good. This is good. This is good. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him an account quick
Holy shit, his Watson probably makes so much money.
Yeah, yeah, no bro. Holy fuck. Definitely does. A lot.
Account sharing, easy ban. It's his account. He just forgot the info, bro. I just had to remind him.
What?
No, someone's saying I'm account sharing. I don't do that.
No, bro. Why the fuck do you do that?
We don't do that over here, bro. We don't break the rules. We do not break the rules. I
Think I might call the group chat with Nate in it
All right, how was it growing huh? I'm calling this group real quick. Yeah, okay
No, how was it growing up in a Lebanese household as a trans man?
Do I look trans to you
Do I look trans to you, dumbass?
Let's go there.
You can use a portal, right?
Oh, more and more of the same world.
Got my weapon enhanced.
Oh, we're gonna lose at once?
Well, I'm not gonna lie guys, Apex Legends would be fun as if it was like kind of like
beginner friendly, bro.
I feel like in this game, I just die every five seconds and I know I'm not that bad of a player, bro
I know I'm not bad of a player, bro
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's fucking win this game. Let's get that one and then we win three games in a row. We get diamond
So basically we're gonna win like a lot of it or some shit
No, no, no, no, no, no, we we need to we need to fucking like to get to fucking what being the
And just win every fucking game we need to kill everyone and just
Yeah, we need to we need to be close to it for this shit
I don't even deserve plot. Plots?
I didn't tell you. Someone in my chat asking, they told me like, yo there's like, hey Zayn,
like, what rank do you think we deserve? When I watch you play, remember we played this
map and using that 1v3 clutch? Yeah. Oh, I gotta give it to you. I always say like right
now your current rank, obviously we haven't played that much, but your current rank I
would say like 16k masters. So like it's a mortal 3-0. Like mechanically. Oh, bro mechanically
100% if you're gonna be playing a good player, we have like good game sense obviously so
if we're just like walking around the map with you and you're playing your game, you're
mechanics, I mean, I could IGL you and just you could run around and cut your game.
Watch that screening cap right now though.
Okay, we'll do like this one last in-game, oh my god.
You know there's a lot of guys. 60K is a lot higher than this.
It's just...
Bro, everyone around here is just one HP.
I'm gonna kill him.
Oh, he faced.
On your mother.
Oh, he's stuck.
This guy got stuck in the corner.
Alright, we got made for off of this game.
It's gonna be nice and you just throw a murder.
So, you remember I told you about that bonus off here?
Yeah, so once you're part one and you rank on the diamond for like you'll get like a plus extra
500 RP into diamond for so you're almost diamond three the second you rank up
So we just can't throw
So so like if we don't throw and we win the game from part one into diamond and we're like close to diamond beforehand
You'll be like
321 and your masters and then you need like a few wins in your guys
Oh
Box crack
You're going yeah, I don't know why
I'm not understanding man, I wish I could play the level you're playing right now, bro
Like it's the same shit like your peak is like way higher on bother my
I'm just like I'm value way better like with the same rank, but like you're just you're just way fucking better
You're way more consistent on this game like I'm on controller, so it's way different
I've got 9k hours in this game
A lot of fucking hours
I
Have you always been on PC murder? Yeah, I play a lot of console back in the day like
I was going to say, I've been a console kid my whole life, so I don't have that much time
on MEK as a drug, so...
That's actually insane, bro.
But, like, I'm good on MEK as well.
I know everyone says our control of places abuse aim assist and shit, but I've always
been thinking about the high strength on other games.
I've always, like, feel like I have to learn MEK at some point.
Yeah, I feel like everyone should be, um, I don't know, bro, I feel like controller
there's a lot of limits to it, but I don't even know, like, I mean, I'm a pro though,
so it doesn't really matter.
Yeah, this game is like, different, I guess.
Yeah, what do you think?
Who would be better if they spent equally as much time?
You or PC player?
Me or PC player? I mean
Well, that's the thing M&K has its strengths too, bro, like
Like a movement wise basically like just fluidity as a whole like the way you can incorporate movement while shooting
It's like it's just so effortless
so
I don't know
I don't think the mouse and key player would be better with that amount of time because
controller is just rinsing and repeating the same shit.
They're just aiming really well and you just need to think very well so...
Alright, but there's another team here as well.
A lot of the controller players are really stupid, like they can't think for themselves.
I don't know how to do a shoot.
How are you?
I'm here.
That's a deep point on.
You're good, you're good.
Where is he, where is he?
I'm talking.
I don't even know where he is.
I'm trying to find him.
You can't open this game are you dead?
In this game?
Yeah bro
I can't like yeah, that's why you gotta be always on the main
You gotta be locked in like constantly
Alright, I got the first one
Ah yeah
Nice, I'm taking over
Oh shit, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna...
You got people on you?
Yeah, yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot
I'm gonna get right now
I'm taking this kid.
There's one kickstart.
They're shooting at me.
Where is he going, bro?
Now where's your gun?
Okay, pick up the pace.
Bro!
We got the baby.
They're out here.
Oh, they're out here literally solo wiping
But that's like
Yo, hello, hey baby, that's good
Yeah, bro, I got him the guys are 10,000 years away
Oh my god I got knocked! How?
I'm gonna stop holding up.
I killed two.
Do you want to stop, Sky?
I'm gonna kill myself.
Don't get sick.
Don't fucking call me right now.
There you are.
So good bro, think about it like this, like everything I do, you benefit from it.
Yeah bro, I'm just getting cursed at though.
Like, am I getting boosted right now?
Bro, like this shit, these lobbies are so free, even my fucking, I don't even have my
account on my feed, they're gonna miss lobbies.
I think what matters is how hard it would be for you when we get into like the good lobbies.
What do you mean this is not the good lobbies?
No, we're not in like pro lobbies yet. We'll be playing against like top one every game, top 10.
Like the top 750 plays in a while, we'll be playing some every game in Diamond pretty much.
I'm jumping on these guys.
Four team here.
Oh my goodness.
There's a lot of fucking people here.
I'm taking the cheeper.
Not to one, not to one, not to one.
They're fighting hard bro, they're fighting hard.
Can I rescue? Are you good? You safe?
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm really good.
I'm fine, I'm still calling for everyone, they don't even know where I am.
Never mind, I should be invited, they just snitched on me, this fucking pussy.
Okay, I'm good, I'm good, you can rescue, you can rescue, you can rescue.
Take this shit, take this shit, come here.
Ah..
They got a few nips!
I'm gonna stop fooling you, boy.
What? I'm lagging, bro!
I
No, one more! There's two knots!
We gotta go Zumba.
Oh wait, this game is over.
Wait, what in the world, Chad?
why didn't it work
Let's go baby, good fucking shit Moodo, that's how we do baby.
Plat one baby, plat one, plat fucking one.
There he at it, see?
Let's go.
I think he's shooting at me maybe.
I don't know.
Just add, hello kitty got you, late in the chat.
All right, we got that murder
I should I should get bad for this
This literally needs to be bannable
hahaha
fine bro, it's fine, you got good points bro
I don't deserve to be play
alright, let's go, let's go, ready to fuck up Muta, let's go
we got games to fucking win bro, we got games to play
let's go, Apex put it all
let's get fucking pred, let's go baby
can't wait man
I don't understand what to do. Whatever what I'm doing wrong guys. I don't know what I'm doing wrong, bro.
It's like you cannot compare yourself to people with 10,000 hours in this game, Mudo.
Exactly, bro. Don't get disheartened, bro. Don't get disheartened.
Is there a hack I can download that gives me aim assist but on keyboard?
No, no, no, yeah. Yeah, we don't want that.
Yo, chat, what are we saying, what are we saying, what are we saying, good spectator
POV is cameraman POV chat.
I can't believe it bro, some guy about just camera man.
well I literally am a cameraman I swear to God
WPOP
oh my god
so sore
you go to the gym
bro I'm so destroyed man
only fuck
chat maybe if he's gonna skill a once in a ten go
Not looking good bro, looking good.
Bro is the water boy.
Whoa, why is this guy shaking his tits for bro?
Wait, what am I hearing?
Yeah, bro.
That's giving me his boobs.
Dad, does anyone want to suck on my titties?
No.
You die.
Yo.
Dude, you can't household.
Nipples look like yo.
Okay, bro.
Alright.
Someone in my chat said nipples look like Jason Nguyen.
What does that even mean?
What is this?
You ask the most problem there without M.E.
He first changes everything.
As long as he's kind, morning rush, it takes horsepower.
This is your champion.
Oh, I love this map.
Oh, my fucking PC just froze, hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Are you good?
No, bro.
My shit is the first, bro.
get I cannot sprint I'm loading up my game
Yeah bro, I don't understand, I give a nippin' crush to this dude.
Alright, I'm back, I'm back.
Oh, that's what you do.
Enhance my weapons.
This enhanced Levin' should have sold.
Yeah, that's good, bro.
You know, like one round to close this like the zone you get like a full
Oh my god, what? Wow
Fucking so hot
I see Muda get him get him. Wow you're so good. Oh my god.
Oh I'm on. I see Muda right here. I see him. Get him.
Nice. Oh my god. Nice.
Wow bro.
Bro
Alright
HOLY VACCUME
THE DICE IS TALKING EVERYTHING
Yo, Mida, Mida, I got a friend
Yo, Mida
Just get more kills, man. I got you
What the fuck
They're fighting on me guys.
Yeah, Mudo, I got a balloon for us.
Come on, bro, come on.
Do you need anything?
Oh my god, no. I'm losing out on my skill.
Oh, that? No, it's amazing. Fucking great, man.
I don't know you don't like them you know the meal is like fire
I don't fuck with it
They hit you in docking
It's so good, I don't know
It's like a concert on my stream all the time bro
But the more you know it the better it fucking gets somehow
Yes bro
Yeah it's what I wanted to say like you might have to like grow me
Like what they actually are bro
Some of the lyrics on her BTR too, good man.
Wait, where the fuck is this team?
There was a team-
I took the wrong perk man, someone fucking shoot me in the head.
In game, in game, in game, in game.
In game, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I'm so fucking sacked.
Oh, I'm down myself.
Do you have a SMG on you Mudo?
I have a winged man in a hamlet.
Wait, take it, I'll take this.
Come to me.
I got you.
Is that bad?
Yeah, it's pretty shit.
Looky, not the best.
There's people here.
Stop your dancing and come.
What do I drop?
What do I drop?
Drop the wingy.
Drop the wingy.
Really?
Yeah.
You guys need to come fast.
Oh my god.
I want to have a set of you.
You guys need to come fast
The mood up like quick question you ever like met a girl on the heart and like
GAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?!
We're fucking dead, man. We're fucking dead, bro.
In the open, in the open. I knocked one, man. I'm so dead. I'm so dead.
We're so good. We're so good.
Someone said us came out about Sage, mommy.
uh
yeah who's sage mommy
uh i'm a nice friend
uh-huh
guys like i don't know
yo
what is this interrelation
what is me
fuck one
nice bro, what is he doing
I made the right choices. I'm at max level
Ask him about Gia movie
Guys just get it fucking interrogated
Yo, why am I not getting my kills that guy now
Wait, it's like you're gonna be crazy when you hit diamond, bro.
You're like almost there.
Ask him about the what?
What?
Wait, that's lefty fucked.
Oh, they found him.
Ah, excuse us, I thought I was fucked, man.
I thought I was fucked, man.
Oh, I'm in front of me.
Knock on clock, you're out.
Behind us, we're ready.
25 seconds, please close.
I'm here.
I'm here, you're good.
I'm coming, on the street.
Okay, pick up the pace.
It's their timing.
We're in their sights.
Copented as down.
Oh, see them.
That's the county kickstarter.
How does my board work?
I don't know.
We're close to there.
We're close to there.
We're close to there.
Our squad is ready.
Oh, look, I'm coming ahead of you.
Recharging my shields
How many is this everyone?
Yeah, bro
This is this is like I don't know I'm being attacked
WHAAAAAT?!
Wait...
AGAIN?!
Where are we now?
Can't be fucking killing yourself
two times in one game, man!
What are we doing?
Not him, bro.
like pulling up twice in a biz bro
nah I've done that a lot
wait on me
oh my god
oh my god I'm dead
I'm one HP
wait this doesn't nut
I knocked him
I just hit like every bullet on the gun that was so hard
yeah like low key hit everybody did
yeah
wait behind me what the
who the fuck is this
I'm fucking up
wait on me I'm dead
wait what is going on
Oh, I'm shooting. I'm really good. He's playing well enough. Wait, that's the new team.
It's fine. Mudo can craft us on him. Mudo, you got that, right?
When I get Sven and when Zen gets Sven, you can like, hit the crafter.
Yeah, I'm trying my best, I'm trying my best.
Yeah, they're in front of the middle.
oh my god what wait I'm gonna hit it after right now but I have a boy that's suicide
That's so hard to do, man.
Almost done.
No, no, no.
You're gonna die, Zarya.
He's not gonna reach it.
He doesn't have time.
I'm dead now.
No, no, no.
Face, face, face.
Nice.
You had a fucking girl, man.
Do you have a mobi?
Uh, no, no.
I don't know.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
um trying to think why can't he res us oh run straight in the straight line yeah just run in the
straight line yeah go and see this yellow wolf run along the wall yeah go on right go on right
no no it's fine just hug this wall yeah hug this wall hug this wall that was 14 in front of him though
yeah keep rubbing keep rubbing keep going keep going press your q right now press your q right
Yes, oh my god
Holy fuck, here they go
fuck you to go
okay, south side of you, on your right
nice, so much everything
I mean if you want me to
I'm not a lot.
I mean, actually should I?
I dunno.
You should.
I should.
Yeah.
I think I'm on the first one.
I think I'm on the first one.
Hemlock or my car?
Or my hemlock or my car?
Wait, a hemlock.
A hemlock, a hemlock.
A hemlock, a hemlock.
Yeah.
You want to first finish the joke, or it could be lowering.
I'm alright.
Last season, right?
Where?
I'm high ground.
I think they're dropping down.
They should be on the right side of here.
I think they're dropping down.
They should be on the right side of here.
They should be on the right side of here.
Yeah.
go tf?
they got him
you got him
oh no it's not
it's a full fk family
a full fk family
got him
get the mooder
yeah yeah yeah
let's head left
get the mooder
get the mooder
yeah
MOODER
You are the Apex Chalbience.
What's my music, Gilbert?
Bro opened the door and started shooting Mervin.
What does that mean?
I think that was the best I've ever played chat y'all agree
I
You played you played fucking beautifully. Well played
As she said like she wanted to kill herself two weeks ago
I'm joining up. I have to reset my game
Let's go
Yeah, I don't know.
Muda, can I have head mod?
Fuck, no, famous.
Well.
Never seen something like that again.
I might actually take your mod right now and give you VIP instead.
I did, though.
Oh, you did?
I mean, I didn't say no, but I said.
He did.
He said no three times, bro.
The comments are rating.
I can't lie.
The comments rate, I'd still say.
Respect.
I respect chief of staff in the business.
Yeah.
But next birthday, I'm gonna be there.
Can I have head mod?
Head from mod?
Yo, what kind of freaky shit is going on in this chat, bro?
Get your tickets now! Get your tickets right now! Can we get...
Junetech, right?
Junetech!
That was so cool!
That was so cool!
That was so cool!
Chat!
Well...
Chat, what do y'all think of the new...
Chimxy is so stupid, though.
Alright, I just had a banana to spike energy. Let's go!
why is my Senors IGN that are we fucking serious
wait
yo what's good bro your vision is back to final
oh is X back in Canada?
yeah did they already did your vision? did they win?
Yeah, this is shit, sorry. I'm not gonna watch it. This is just bad
Yeah, this is bad. This is bad
Are you going back in like if I didn't hit it's not like he's gonna get the next cart that I got
Does that make sense?
bro i'm lucky i lost today too
oh now i want to win like literally fuck you bro i should have brought that to you
did you play kid?
dropping in
hang on
let's get it
yeah mira
mira
yo yo yo yo yo
you gotta jump over the map
yo mira
Oh my god man
Come on guys, I just make sure y'all are awake bro
I just asked y'all
Lock him guys, y'all are locked in bro
I'm locked in, I'm locked in
I've enhanced my weapon
They're fighting a safe stage
A stage? We can go?
Yes
Why does everyone hate on the peacekeeper?
It used to be good.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
It's not good anymore.
Alright, let's go to mid lane.
Can you come to us, mid lane?
Yeah, I'll come. Let me see this balloon real quick then.
You guys should have seen that coming.
No, I didn't.
Huh?
Muta, you don't reply to my chats.
A knight with Jess changed you.
Bro, whatever.
What does that even fuck?
I'm pretty clear.
Shot my way from playing one by two and not mine?
Yep.
He's flying on us.
Where are you?
I have a flatline and a wingman, is that bad?
Um, it's not. It's high.
I have a level R9 down. I have R9, I have R9.
Oh, Arnand, Arnand, Arnand, frontline, Arnand, Wingman,
Wait, Mudo, come here.
You lowkey need this to kill someone.
Use this Nactilogator.
What do you say?
Extended Lime A.
Yes.
I got you.
Take this hit.
Seconds to the ring.
Since I was at least.
I'm getting shot at.
All of you in the house.
Okay, then I doubt.
Carter.
Carter, what are you saying, Carter?
Carter, what the fuck are you saying?
What the fuck?!
Curse!
Oh my god.
Wait, what is he saying?
He said chat, my nuts, are so hairy and stinky today.
Can't blow one!
I can't play! I can't play it, bro!
I'm gonna get...
Bad, man.
Puss!
But, um, ok, so I realised something ok. I'm gonna play this game now.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Um...
Wait, they're masters? Oh my god, this guy is the...
Why they're masters?
It's so awful though.
Heal him!
I don't know, Mike9. I just swung in the open and he left Teamshot.
I'm a fucking newsman.
They're gold right now though.
I'll catch you guys, don't worry about it.
I can, but like this is gonna be faster for a battle game, you know?
Yeah, but like it's safer and takes less time than it is.
I'm getting in there guys.
I'm coming.
They killed the bomb.
I'm coming.
One more, one more, no?
Maybe a 14.
Inside.
I
Oh my god, what happened to me?
I'm a good one what the hell I got right around two more two more
Nice we're gonna get you baby
Okay, I'm off me
oh my god yes man stick it in is
I'm getting myself I'm okay bro I don't I don't want to play man I don't want to
I'm sorry bro
This guy is fucking racist man
Literally just like, if I res blue bro, everything would have been sucked like you would in Loba
Alright, who's our next victim?
Umm...
You tell me, did he?
Let's see here.
I don't know, I can't see anybody.
That's probably a team in the heavens.
That's why fellas, move your back.
I'm serving in Madako's hand.
5 is the slowest character in the fucking world, but you guys are teleporting wherever you're going, I don't get it.
Why?
Yeah.
I'm the last one, I'm behind you guys.
Xayna has the fastest character in the game.
Yeah, I do indeed.
This character is insane.
So good.
I've only been playing it in ranks right now, cause...
There's gonna be a shield.
The nose one?
Yo chat, don't call me a midder, the nose one, please.
Wait, mate, whose nose is bigger? Mine or Midder's?
you guys are actually very similar you know okay I think it's pretty cool equal you hear that yeah
Yeah, that's your fucking flitzenania, man.
Yeah, now you guys are out there, for sure.
Oh my god, Gabby wants him to go down. Wow.
my first full clip well you have to fucking go man
wait I'm confused I said you can double jump in the racing but I didn't get
double I don't know why oh did you pick the right one or the left one no no I
said I'm doing because I always do 30% tax fees so this time I did a double jump
Okay, let's try it out, you know, and then it worked at all.
You want to press Q and watch your in-face slide, and then you jump once and then jump again.
Oh, what's the point of this? You just go fast as fuck.
If you're in your T.
Yeah, you're way faster.
I'm very fucking far with it, like really far.
And it lasts longer too.
Keep on niche.
It's top 5, we're gonna go already. Top 5.
So, we'll walk in.
I'm jumping this guy.
I'm inside of him, I'm inside of him.
Nice. Wait, what?
Not one. Nice, widow.
Not two?
Wow.
I'll put them.
No, no, no, just fucking kill, please. I don't want to stop.
Get in, widow. Get in, bro.
Aw, I just died.
On me!
Wait, he might want to...
I'm here, babe.
One law is in the light.
Slyrosi, Slyrosi.
Daddy, daddy, daddy!
Daddy!
Come in.
I think I should.
You can push us.
You can push us.
I'm sticking.
I finished, I finished.
Huh?
I'm there.
I'm back.
One flak, Slyros.
One is here, bud.
One is here, bud.
I love this player dude, I love this player dude
One on me brother, this guy is one of you brother, one of you
This one is on me, what?
Listen, I'll...
Can you guys...
I got you
YAAA NOOO NO HOOT DOCK
It's just him, it's just him, it's just him
I don't know what this is
Where's Mido?
I'm Mido
I'm not one
Mido kill one
Where the fuck is Mido?
What are you doing?
What the fuck are you doing?
Wait, I'm dead to zone, you're not a fucking player, no!
Wait, I'm throwing a tree.
Wait, what am I doing?
It sounds like DB.
Yeah, it's Muta, it's Muta, no.
No, it's not. I got a skill, bro.
I'm out of this fucking stick, my eyes are still game 4.
You're the fucking best player.
You're the fucking good.
I'm in front of the Z.
Where, where, where?
Close in the beacon.
Okay, okay, for the building.
It's him on me.
We need to sell out then
Oh my god!
Let's see what's up
100 down
I'm going behind you now, 150
Buy me buy me
Fucking go
All right, we're fucking doing it how like 800 900
There is me
Yo, what if we're a cop?
This is the equivalent of them fucking your wife.
Yo, I mean, 1,000 damage, six kills, nine kills, eight kills.
That's really good.
That's good.
That's really good.
That's so bad at all.
You're actually improving, bro.
Good shit.
I'm proud of you.
The progression's going crazy.
I
Three in a row
No, I said katie doesn't matter when you play the objective as well as canadian does
That's what I said now sinna in your case
KD Max. Wait, six diamond teams by the way. Yo, Rank up game, six diamond teams.
I get clashed every time, I sit in the corner just like Canadian does, and I have the con
and then I miss my shots and die. I'm watching my gameplay. I can do that.
Miha. Okay, Sina, first off we got to figure out how to drone. Look, Canadian's been playing
this game for 11 years, Sina. You've been playing for 11 minutes, okay? This game,
It's not some like bubbly, sweet bubble gum, lollipop land game.
This is a brutal and vicious game, and Canadian has mastered it at the highest level.
Listen, all I'm hearing, okay, is that you're from Larkin Springs, Lark-Lark-Lark-Sagore,
and you're from Larkin.
God damn it!
Yo, chat!
What's this new Lark bullshit?
I've dumped 30,000 hours of my life into this game.
30,000 hours that I'm never gonna get back, bruh.
Chad, do you guys think Gixi's actually good at Siege?
At Siege?
Yeah.
On console, yeah?
Yeah.
Beauty of a view, aye?
Let's rock and roll.
Does he blame me, okay?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Nevermind.
Hey.
Hello fucking teams so many
Let's not lose our win streak. Let's not lose our win streak
There's so many dudes on me there's so many people i'm being dead us there's a lot of fucking people
Everyone
That's a decoy
One guy here, man
two guys here
they're running away
what?
you know what I think I realized? there's no more like chilled Zayla, they're like grown and old chilled
yes
like from damage, yeah
on the left, going for the blue, that's a decoy
I got friends.
I got friends.
I got enemies.
Nice, man.
That was fucking cover, man.
Yep.
And they're fucking gone.
Alright.
I got friends.
I got friends.
I got friends.
Oh my god.
I got enemies.
Nice, man.
Yup, and if they're gone, alright, they're too...
If they're self-defeated.
AHHHHHH!
look at you lads we're inside the ring paths chosen got an idea where it
leads
channel game a little bit better yes or no one layer improving and I love to see
it bro really did you have one thing you're getting so much better
I'm on the enemy.
He's firing.
I fucking bombed him.
One dead.
Fucking good, baby.
Please let me get that.
Get it, get it, get it.
Yo.
Well.
you know they want a purple wingman yes are you
yeah
oh my god
I fell off on 301 in a wingman is that bad
well I'll give you I can give you a nine or a car
I'm trying to do one
I WON- OOOH I-
Okay, okay
Let's fall off the map
Oh my god, daddy
You like being spoiled?
I've been spoiled, daddy
I take the mag, take the mag
I reckon we should go here
We're leaving a nitrogate, we will not let up the gas
Sure
Coming
We're gonna blow them
fuck
we'll be there in like approximately 15 to 20 seconds
okay
yeah jump games eh
yeah
I'm pushing him
what was that?
sorry?
Yeah
Where's the last one?
Where's the last one? I can't even see my mouth
I'm going in the middle
F**ked
Nice
Oh my god I'm f**king cheating now
I shouldn't f**king f**king...
Oh that guy's one shot x3
Oh what in the hell
I'm back
Wow
I'm dead
Doesn't help, like any help would be greatly appreciated
Yeah, 3 seconds widow
Yeah, I'm already dead though, it's all good
2 seconds widow
I'm dead
I'm dead
2 different teams, 2 different teams
Fighting!
Yep, yep, yep
Down please!
Back then
I'm dead guys
She'll swap, she'll swap, she'll swap
I heard he's fighting, another team's fighting him
Coming widow
Every skin tells the story mate. I was fighting a full team. Sorry guys. Oh, they're my bats bats bats
That's yes. Yes, you got you
We're getting fucking crippled Jones
I got you
I'm safe. I'm safe. I'm safe. I'm good. I'm good. There's a full team beside my script
So
Taking the dick up
You kill me
You good
And we never guess for you
Wait a lot
What was that?
That's cheating man
oh my god we're getting f***ing bombs guys
i'm not going
mat one
nice middle
i'm leading
oh no
i got you baby
hold on
I have zero heals. I have zero heals. I have zero heals. I dropped it 10 times without dropping it 10 times. No, no, no, no, no. I, like, over here, but like, on me, not like in China, Africa.
Oh God. You guys good? We have a full fucking family on us. No.
No
I got him come to me babe
I got so many baths for you
There you go. Matt gets to sales to you. I don't know for you, baby
I'm gonna be now, I'm gonna have everything now.
Please, take me so much effort to provide this gift for you.
You need to take it.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Where is it? Where is it? What's the thing?
What?
You need some more buckets, I got you.
I don't have, I'm good, I'm good. What the fuck?
are we fucking serious man why do i just get hit by this every fucking time
I
Can't see
It's on you saying yeah, it's on me come with us. It's cash. I'm inside the building
I'm gonna fuck them if you use
Barney
I'm leaving now
Hey they left him
I'm done
I'm running
Oh my god, we just fucked him
guys we really didn't fuck them, like that fucking goat man. Power booster amp or over armor amp? Over armor. Over armor. It's just amazing.
I
Must be maybe lost fucking team get it wait is this the diamond rank up
I'm getting credit
speed up
they're dying to full damage
they're trying to get them out
yep one of them just out of the map
they probably saw her no
yeah I don't know
wait right here
I
Not one
There's no way
this clip you know why is this guy trying to cool me off a cheating in the chat bro what is that
diamond it's a fucking girl baby look at that almost diamond three almost diamond three bro
610 bro good shit baby wait is this a req party oh and okay so is this game ever do a queue or no
Nope.
You're dead.
Let me see his clip.
What are you still here talking about?
Let me see his clip.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Nice.
Oh my god, I'm fucking cheating.
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
I'm-
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I'm-
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I'm-
So, do you want to explain how you have perfect tracking through a wall?
Nice.
Oh my god, I'm fucking joking.
What?
is nice is the case of where he's going to be bro, Makini Bode is falling bro, Makini
Bode.
Wow.
Makini Bode is falling bro, Diamond 4.
Diamond 4.
Diamond 4 bro.
I am diamond four and apex right now, bro.
Yeah. If we win two games, you're diamond three.
Holy moly, bro.
It's just it.
Well, is that segment done or are we continuing?
Well, I want to push for Diamond, but now that we're Diamond, do we push for Diamond
too for today so we go to Masters tomorrow or what do we do?
We can.
We can.
We most definitely can.
I mean, we have double blocked, well, I have double blocked scrims every single day for
this whole week and probably gone Saturday, Sunday.
Yeah, me too.
This week's going to be busy for both of us, but if we play it right now, we could probably
get to diamond three like guaranteed
well diamond one yeah we do it let's go for diamond three let's do it we go
diamond three then diamond one and then like possibly Fred is it this week you
should get masses yeah true gonna cooked we're gonna have like eight hours of
practice every single day for the whole week and then on Saturday Sunday we
We have like match days
Yeah, cool to land bear. Yeah, we gotta gotta make land
So is this shit like discontinued now or can we not do it for like five years?
No, so this continued we just need to I mean we could probably play at the same time like 9 p.m
Every day, and then we get like diamond to then diamond one masters and Fred should be free
Should be free to get what is pretty even out right now. It's at 18 K. Holy fuck
already
What does that mean 18k masters? So once you hit once you hit masters you need 2000 RP to hit bread bar
That's a lot right
It's a couple of games
Not just a couple. I would say like 2000 RP is like
Whether full pro stack we can gain 2k in like two to three hours
If we're winning every single game in pred love pros
Yeah, that's probably not gonna happen, right, if we just win like nine games in a row.
I mean, if we're on a full win streak right now, let's say we've won like...
Yeah, we're playing fucking diamonds though, in Platts.
Yeah, but in Pred lobbies, you're playing against like 10 diamond teams and like 10
print teams. So it's basically the same. The difficulty is kind of similar.
Not a bad show. Not a bad show.
let's see let's see let's see how much the difficulty's changed
so now we they pick our drop spot now hold us right yes yes exactly we're
dropping our garden
introducing your champion oh my god Nate dog it's good
bring it right Nate dog no that's my old boy bro wait
Is that the guy you're doing?
No, no.
Oh my god, bro.
Hey, how you been, bro?
I'm just increasing.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Let's go.
NateDog is like my, uh,
My OG OG
OG OG guy bro
Yeah, we played 8x back in the day, but I think we were like stuck gold
Maybe they come to us for pushing a team
Yeah, I don't know how you guys are pushing a team when we literally just landed in
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Actually, I have no fuse.
Flashing opponent's shield.
So close to the ring.
Yeah, I ain't no fuse, bro.
Oh yeah, your map will even better.
Wait.
You have to stay on the far left.
I'm killing one of them.
Yeah.
I think you're not talking.
Watch the way behind.
Enemy shield is coming.
One.
Nice.
On the other side.
Can we kill the close one side?
Yes, we can.
One close, close, close, close.
One.
Okay.
One.
Nice.
what is that?
one pp, one pp, one pp
one pp, one pp
oh, yeah, I see a chest
wow
first one
nice
good ship
bro, you can steal the hiking on this one
I'm on 220 first
ye
I'm on 120 pink
it's not that bad for me
You didn't do it, man.
I'm chilling, bro.
It's basically the same movie.
It's basically the same shit.
So what is it starting to get like crazy?
Massive.
I mean, does it really ever get crazy?
No, it doesn't get crazy.
For us, it's never going to get like crazy in rank unless they change the system.
It's like we're playing in spots all the time.
Like for a casual player, it can get hard on the masters.
We have to like try to have fun to be able to like enjoy ourselves in this way to easy.
Yeah.
In front of you, going to the building.
Well, three guys running at you.
Aren't you going to make it?
Nice.
Wait up for this game.
I'll just keep myself in the wrong way.
Go on top, I think, you know?
Have you got missed?
get him fuck you don't help me
oh my god bro give me some money give me some
oh my god he boomed him in the air
yeah
get him we're down
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, I'm pushing
One of them
Maybe I'm-
I don't think there's this guy
Nope, right there
Where are you guys at? Do you see it?
Gotta kill Muda
Where is he?
Where the fuck is this guy?
You're in their sights
I'm in their sights
Right here, right here, Muda, I'm at you
I'm up in, I'm up in
I see him through the wall
He's right there, on the stairs
Right here, Muda
Muda, we are impassin', man
Oh my god, this is awesome.
Like is everyone a fucking HACKER?
9000 hours, girl.
The game's tense.
That's what it looks like sometimes.
Fighting behind the school?
Yup.
I'm gonna go ahead and out.
Yeah, I'm going.
You'll be in that first game.
I don't see him. I don't see.
How do you guys like to go right?
Yeah, what and what is this building?
No, it's good comes it comes
Okay, so I'm a building
Okay, so far he's facing
Nice
I'm looking up on him
One's down one
One's down one
Last one
Get him
Get him
One
One's on me
One
They're keeping us, hard keeping us
They're hard gating
Can we get a TPS?
Yeah, I have a TPS but he has one
Nice
I need TP, it's 100m okay?
Yeah, fire
Take one
Did you see it?
Yeah
Checking it
Beautiful TP
Yep, I'm over here
One holding
Fuck him, follow along one tree
Nice
What if they want to do not more fun?
I'm just gonna kill them
I'll kill them
Yeah, I mean I'm the KFC guys, I'm a cheater bro
I'm not on that file
I don't know my alternator
We have 13 kills, I mean no one has a light one
I don't know where he leads
and that's okay
You can come back I get your form it up you can get purple I'm up for it
Yes, yes with everything you need on it
Yeah, got you.
I'm firing it.
It's not going to work.
Nice, you're looking at everyone in this lobby.
Wait, one guy's on me.
Yeah?
On me, on me.
Yeah, on me, on me.
I'm killing the sound though.
I'm coming.
Okay, he's just creeped to the mood up.
On mood up.
What the fuck, that's what I heard.
One minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Double kill him.
I'm gonna kill him on this guy, mood up, we're gonna kill him, okay?
Okay, let's go.
He's gonna run fast, right?
One, two.
Killing one.
Okay, one, two.
All right, man.
All right, man.
we're right by the ring
the whole squad is out
making over the hill a competition
we have 15 kills
there's 19 people we can kill
so we can get 34 kills
this is the mission help
we kill every one
i'm very cute
wait take the skin
Wait, can you just keep double jumping when you have the link thing?
Every time you have it, yes, every time.
Bar, I hit.
Bar.
Raging, raging, raging.
Oh my god, I'm fucking cheating.
Oh, 160.
They're with you? Okay, so it's...
They're on that hill over there.
I'm free.
Nice and rush down.
They're still on here, right?
I got a running on.
Connect on.
I could both of them.
Good shit, bro.
Oh, you're looking pissed on that second guy.
I'm lucky they did, yeah.
I saw you halving.
All right, Diamond is looking easier than Plot. I won't lie.
The players aren't that tough, so they're more predictable.
This is actually how it is in the turn.
On this building, over compound, going for the A.V.
I'm in the A.V.
He's just standing on the building.
Inside?
I got him.
Got them.
I'm gonna heal last one, brother.
I'm gonna heal last one.
Nice!
I'm gonna heal, I'm gonna heal.
He's on me, how about?
I have the other guy.
Yep.
Hold on.
Beautiful.
Wait, he's team on me, I'm dead.
Okay, I'm dead.
How about that one?
Can I get you?
I got better than full team
We just did
Can you give me a key saying
Let's get out let's get out
I'm free to resolve if you want after you rez him, you can rez me after.
Okay, they're shooting at you.
I'm dead.
They're dead.
Well, this guy's just my black fucking daddy with a big BBC 9-inch up.
They're fucking rotting, man.
So sad.
See, I might be cheating, even.
Wait.
Nah.
I'm just working out.
It's okay.
We got a lot of colors and a lot of points, I think, for that game, at least.
I got plus 160 for that game.
All right.
Let's top 5-3.
We're going to top 6.
Getting to get to 130 or something like that.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's actually fine.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Rest in peace, Gary.
Five-0.
Gone, but will be forgotten.
OK.
Seriously.
Wow.
Wow.
Diamond 4.
You guys just said he won it before, but it's just.
So what should we hop on, League?
Let me get diamond 3.
i love when x does a react signature
we'll tell you all about this one
why i guess
I play the meta, you should roll with the stream, not against it, and then you wonder
why you're not making progress. You know what? You're right. So chop. You know what? You're
right. If they get it up, that's just going to start killing me. But that's, you're right.
Well, you're right. Well, you're right. Well, you're right. Well, you're right. What is that?
You are so chopped.
Mudo, just cause you go to the gym but it doesn't fix your facial structure.
Wait, who's going to break into Mudo on this full pretzels?
You know, you ever watch Ed and Eddie?
I mean, I might as well hop on my main account.
You like this motherfucker, I swear you look like this motherfucker.
I'll call him on my life.
If it just had a long groupie nose, you look like him.
You might as well be on a main account.
Nice, it's around the Mudo.
Yeah, we're at gardens again the same spot is asking
All for teams we don't in this lobby. Okay, all prept
I don't give a fuck who's the goal.
Yo, let's back to fuck out of this lobby and bring it in with us as I die in front.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna piss him then, man.
You're forgetting who you're playing with.
We can fuck them as well, bro.
Don't worry.
Are you going to be playing Condor with them?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
Has Hamlet's car good?
Yeah, Hamlet's car's fine, yeah.
It's good enough.
Got this weapon enhanced.
Thanks.
I'm in one.
Beginning, green, pow-down.
Alright, let's go go go Nick, let's go, it's a roll.
Top 5 for Predator and Sobi, go slam them.
It's time, let's attack here.
We're driving, we're walking up.
Yeah, I'm going left side.
Yeah, coming.
Yeah, they're killing fast.
One on top, hostage.
Right, they're going down.
Oh, you're so good
That's a questionable name for a two-year-old
Let's see what we can do.
Light, light, light!
It's a jumping squad, jumping squad.
One, one, one, one, one.
I got one! Nice!
Nice.
One more, one more.
I'm in.
You got it?
I'm out of ammo.
Tracks one, tracks one.
I'm out of ammo, I'm out of ammo.
Wow, wow, wow.
Did you make it in?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pulling back here, pulling back here.
Let's get them.
Come on, come on.
Tracks one, no, trac one!
Nice one!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're over there, over there.
Fire.
me the peace if we could. I need this. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, man.
One putting me, one putting me.
He's looting my box, he's gonna res, probably right now.
Someone's flying in on him, then I have the same team on him.
Probably is.
They're right on my box, they're cool.
Back one!
I got him, Murat.
Kill him, kill him, kill him!
Face the same, yes.
Up, up, up, up, up!
Time to make sense.
Murat, do you have a TP?
No.
Oh my god, Murat, do it, Murat.
Yes, Murat.
Wow, you're so fucking good.
Oh my god.
Murat got the same damage as Zayn, bro.
He's a fucking goach.
Yes, bro.
An easy kill, Yida.
Wow.
I'm learning bro, I'm adapting, it's about time bro.
Yeah, talk to me Mudo.
It's about time guys.
Alright, I'll fuck with us.
Am I muted? Hello?
Yeah, yeah, hello, hello.
Don't talk to me Mudo!
Yes, yes.
Are you fucking serious?
Yo, I'm adapting bro, I'm adapting!
Let's go!
Okay, let's see, that team that fucking landed on us is like...
Where?
This guy's gonna look like a very high friend.
I'm gonna see that fuck too.
Yeah, and I just fucking shoved my cock on all of them though.
Fuck AT Fred?
Yeah, Jesus.
Fuck AT player in the world, by the way.
And I just shit on him.
Yes, we lost.
Oh my god, guys, it's over.
He'll be on me.
Fred is very dead.
Shoot him.
Open and fire.
Reloaded.
They're taking evas. They're flying towards me.
They're gonna let me.
Yeah, it's a P30, P30, P30, P30.
I'm down. I cracked one though. I fully cracked one. Fully cracked one. On stage for someone to rest.
Come to us Mura
Come to us Mura
Come up
There's a new team I think
There was a Xen
Are we dead or are we dead?
TP TP Mura
Known down another team bro
Another team
Another team of my things
I'm here Mura
I'm coming
Oh my god, stop, I'm late.
Fucking dead, man.
Oh, holy shit, bro.
We just got all the progames on our fucking head, man.
We're literally fighting 10 fucking prep teams at once, and like, we don't have...
I can't stop fucking breathing, pretty much.
Oh my god, what was that?
Yeah. I mean, yeah.
That's basically what it is. That's what Predlobe's are. Just the players are just trying extra extra hard, but that's it. It's nothing too difficult.
So that's Pred?
Yep. How many Predlobe's? Four Predlobe? Four Predteams I said, right? Or was it six? I think it was four.
All of because we're playing on America all the pro players are just fucking like pro like pro players and
They're all stacking all second if we played where we should look you play you
I think it's ridiculous. Yeah, brother. That's just literally just straight like I might as well just you guys might as well
Just like like honestly you guys might as well. I got a girlfriend. I'm like 30 years old. It's fucking for me
This trouble like coming
My game is just not well, I can't even like the game also friends with Chloe Parker
I was told owns the city
Very good friends with her and her brother
Would love to make something work here
Yeah, he needed to be like
way more yes he was so like he was he was tweaking yesterday he actually was
tweaking yes yes Jinxy it's amazing essentially clears one was this a
split one was a full clear for this it's essentially gonna be you guys know
I really want to do bro. Tell me bro. What do you want to do bro? I low key I
Feel like speed and jinksie are onto something
In which way with the green screens bro, should I be a green screen streamer?
Could be a play it could be a play. Yes. Yes. Yes. The idea nice green screen streamer. I think so
The two biggest streamers in the world
Maybe it's meta bro, maybe it's meta
Chat I have an idea. Why don't we stream part-time on only fans for Saturday and Sunday and
Then also chat and then also I think we should
Why are y'all saying deal like what the fuck
No, I feel like my vices are getting bigger job. I'm not just getting bigger
your nose is getting bigger
we're back in diamond
I think we went up
were we even plus that game? yeah I got plus 150
we got 14 kills top 9 or some shit I got loads of points
That was like your low-key bow. I was like
Muda do you want to see my nuts Carter? What are you saying, bro?
I'm gonna open up a window
Go for it
Chat by the way, bro, uh, there's like three people in my neighborhood that know where I live
They came to my house yesterday, but I'm like what's in the gym. Well, I he bro
They were like Muda. Can we let can we get in the ride with you in the m3?
And I gave them a little ride, but I'm just kind of scared because now they know where I live
And the only reason why I said yes to that request was because I was scared like like they were gonna like break into my house
No key if I said no, so yeah chat. There's people on my block that know who I am and where I live
They'll be fine
Already 45 and a flat line game there gay. Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean it's really good though
Ari is so good, bro. It's like, actually, my favorite weapon.
Ari Wingman, bro. Holy fuck. She's so good.
Looks like your favorite weapon to use right now.
R9. R9 off 100%. R9 Wingman.
Wow.
Do you feel like, okay, do you feel like one clipping someone is more satisfying?
Or one tapping someone in Valorant?
So, what do you mean, one tapping someone in Valorant? It's like, it happens like every game.
That's the thing, that's how it feels for us on Apex then, because for me I would say
one tapping someone on vile is really satisfying, but on Apex it's just a normal thing for us.
Yeah, I see, that's probably the equivalent of the same thing.
But one clipping with an R9 consistently, and when you're in close day and you're just
not missing a bullet, oh my god, it feels so good.
I don't know if I'm just playing good today, but I feel like I'm like finally catching any of it
No, that's the thing. It's just
The movies you were playing in before like
Diamond is where it gets more structured and the game feels like playable and the Predamasta it's just
Anything goes for
This game is not that difficult
well I'm playing D.va this game
oh there's like people to my left y'all want to play something
yeah let's go who's that one fine alright IGL us good I take us go everyone's
diamond in this lobby so for you actually really well lost game bro I
didn't very I don't know that I don't like you you don't understand that those
players are playing inside we well not like we know them personally but we see
them and I'll be in some way I'll make it fast so speed up
on the bridge in front of me he's on the back three guys three guys
one dead
I got fucking touched
I'm gonna get hit by it
Morning, oh, you closed the door
Follow me
Nice, good one
I
17
Holy shit, bro, I have six bad nine bats on me. Is that normal?
Look at this
There's more
We're fighting a...
Hargut.
Okay.
Yeah, in like, Predator, you'd have to start playing like, Metal Legends, like, the character
I'm playing is Metal.
We need like, Valkyrie to come to it.
Everyone's just playing that, if you give it a soak range for us.
Is it bad to play Rave?
No.
Not in the zombies.
But this season, instead of Rave, people are playing the character that I'm playing.
We will not let off the guy you can probably try learn this character
What is your ultimate?
It's a drone that follows. It's a soba drone that latches onto and goes down
Oh my god how many names oh my god what the f**k are these guys
Can I open the door?
I'm just a f**king bomb
I'm in f**king
I'm not done
I'll take the hit
Oh, that's boss, that's boss, that's boss, that's boss
I'm fine
Nice, nice build
One more, one more, one more
Wait, every time I show, should I be doing that every time?
you don't need to heal this game.
But back in the day, they used to have better armor than you.
Everyone got that anymore?
Everyone pretty much has the same.
The max armor is purple, so...
Yeah, so what if I spilled too long from a purple to a blue one after that?
Yeah, so you only need to pop one cell instead of a full battery or four cells.
Which is really good.
Which is really good.
Because you just save heals that way, alright?
I don't have a lot of light or energy ammo to use, huh?
Yeah, I can give you some.
I can give you lights as well.
Light ammo here.
Muda is carrying 9 batteries with the infinite batteries amp someone in chat said.
That's fine.
Just carry it until you find a different amp.
That's what I do.
Muda, can I get some bats?
Yeah, I can't.
I'm not sure what I do.
I'll throw you a Q&A.
Thank you, man.
Do you have a base?
I have six more now, or three more.
Okay.
Do you have a base?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're just running.
Oh, we're just running.
Yep.
all of them
all of them
one more time
What have you been here?
I've actually been here since I was a fucker.
Fucker!
Fucker!
Fucker!
I'm just kidding.
To recharge my shields.
Half of what the king told me.
And I'm not holding back.
They're coming.
They're coming.
And I'm not holding back.
I'm not holding back.
Are we playing D.Va?
Oh, yeah.
Holy fucking terrorism.
I need a phone like grenade.
new kill leader
Stopped H still. Yeah
Close to me
You can let another guy
Someone's running on me, I think
Nice
What the fuck does that mean?
What is?
Well then, good job.
You're pretty much in the rest.
Potentially. There was, yeah, on height, like 30 seconds minus, they scanned you a bit, like ages ago.
I'm just gonna do that over there, throwing you a key middle, you can just, uh, I saw it.
I'm here, I'm here, throwing you a key middle, take this.
What's going on right now?
Do you want to just get in the air?
Down here, on me.
I'm trying, I'm trying, kill me, kill me, I'm trying.
Watch your side.
Oh god, right now.
You good?
There's a lot going on right now bro, so kill Mr. Vargas.
You good?
I'm gonna cut the seam on my bank.
Yeah, sure.
I'm taking my kills towards the defense.
Good group, pretty good group.
Who the fuck did I board here?
I wanted to dance.
What's going on?
Are you serious?
I'm dead.
Come here.
Come here.
Holy fuck!
You might have to risk it.
I'm sorry, can we take some fun here?
Yes sir.
Can we take some fun here after this?
I wonder what the thing, they're leaving.
They seem only voxel though.
Hello?
They're only voxel-ing away from us.
I mean, look at some of them.
I guess they're just...
Yeah.
We have 26 kills so far. This might be our biggest game yet.
He's in good mood up.
Aww, yes, I run damage.
Nice.
Yeah, nice guys, yeah.
Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good.
Black sign in height?
Yep, I see, one guy.
We let down
You good middle yeah
The guy up here you like you got your
Let me run the meeting bombs. I'm getting bombs. I'm getting bombs. I'm getting bombs. I'm getting bombs. I don't know
nice
I see them.
Routing up top.
Pumping in the corner.
I'm done.
I'm done.
They are the eels
What the?
What do I mean?
Alright
Nice!
Yo!
How do you do 3?
I'm at diamond 3 now
oh shit bro we actually just killed like thirty three people bro we actually
fucking went crazy that game bro let me start stop let me see our stats bro we
did ask like crazy I gave me see wait that was a 505 by the way yeah me and
Nate literally had identical damage pretty much and identical kills thirty
two kills. We might be making it. We're crazy. We're crazy guys. No, we actually fucked them.
We actually fucked everyone. Muda, by the way, I'm just going to say one thing, like
for the experience you've had to be able to like do what you're doing in these lobbies
and like live and not just plumber die the whole time, it's impressive. It's impressive.
We should see some of the people that play this game, bro.
Also some of the pro players that play this game and get paid to play for a living, I
don't know.
Would you guys say I'm a...
Would you guys say I'm a...
Yeah, you actually are, bro you pissed on like top 50 prez, man.
You know like that game where you died and we were...
like you told us to drop down and rescue that game where you almost killed that
that conduit that killed your thing but that guy's like a pro player he's like
one of the best players in the game and you almost killed them and you've got
less than a week on this fucking game so actually I think I think yeah actually
I wouldn't say it to you otherwise I'm gonna keep it real with you bro someone
the actual other hundred someone said someone said there's the race heirloom
is in the shop right now in the shop go to store shop and I'm guessing scroll
all the way down yeah scroll down to collection retro packs and it's the
Imperial Guard collection pack and it's on the far left if you buy all the
students okay so to store scroll down it's above the exotic shop it's like
two tabs above the exotic shop.
Select pack store?
Yeah, one below select pack store, one below.
Collection retro.
Yeah, and then you click on that,
and then you can get, if you buy
everything in it, you get the rate value.
How much is this? How much is in here?
24 skins, and then
you get the early one, you buy all 24 skins.
There's some cool skins, these are like
event exclusive skins as well.
as well. That's like $220 I think. Yeah it's expensive. Like 200 Canadians like 100 bucks
for like what you get is decent but yeah. You've already got some good skins. So is
that even worth it? I mean I can't like for the banner and shit if you click on it you
get like a crazy banner and like. What banner? If you like playing a race I guess. If you
What's up, Wraith? You might as well do it, bro.
Chat, should we do it? Should we get the Wraith heirloom?
I think so.
Is it as cool as the Karambit?
If you play Wraith, yeah, I would say so.
Like, on Wraith, I have the blue, like the standard people, everyone.
And I use that over the universals, just because I like the Wraith heirloom so much.
but it's all preference bro if you like it then get it then don't just get it
because your chat tells you you know but can I spam it can I spam the yeah
yes it's the best bombing it's the best spam it's actually the best really if I
stand up what does it do what's the spam you're into if it flips around
horizontally like it's insane it's really good it's really good I don't
It's the best stim knife, really?
Yeah, if you want to spam it, bro, it's really good.
So if I was going to do another pack unboxing anyway,
should I just, uh...
You just get this, yeah, because you play Wraith
and it's definitely worth it.
And the skins you get from it are all event exclusives.
Like, it's definitely worth it.
Yeah, and this event is going to cost you way less
than if you would, like, just open cash by your packs.
Yeah, exactly.
This one's at half price, pretty much,
for what it usually costs.
So I thought, do I just purchase?
you just you just buy a bunch of coins you just buy like the maximum of coins
and you just keep going until you get it pretty much so just buy a pack now of
your coins that you have because you already have 50. At this point yeah you should give us
fucking 50% of the revenue man, what the fuck. Alright what's that? So shop, okay which one?
Fight Force Collection or Imperial? Imperial probably right? Imperial God Imperial. Imperial. Yeah the left one.
How much do I buy? How do I buy all of these?
You have to buy one by one regardless.
You have to go one by one, individual.
It's a minus. It's a minus. It's a minus.
$133, guys. That's a lot of money, bro.
Yeah. In this economy, fuck yeah.
I just spent $3,000 on my bed.
On your bed?
I just spent $3,000 on a mattress, bro.
thinks he's Drake bro. I'm a mattress. Hi Batbro. Alright, do I just keep pressing...
How long do I know when to stop purchasing? Wait. What? Oh, no I thought you kept buying
corn syrup packs. Yeah, I mean, I thought it was out.
What if I start buying?
24 packs, you gotta buy 24 of them.
How much is that?
24 times 700 is like 16.8k, no?
You're gonna have to refill the punch.
I think you'll have to buy more coins.
Are you serious?
Yeah, because you buy 11k at a night and buy an extra...
11 850 so you can just buy a 5k okay fucking you got it
Loki don't buy anymore don't mind anymore just open them cuz I think I think you can get lucky and you can get it
Yet open them first for a listen to chat listen to chat
Yes, please please listen, please trust me because you could be so lucky you get it on your first part
It never happens, but it could be
If you actually get it it'll be insane you call me like it actually be fucking crazy
I'm lucky. I mean it's calm. It's calm. You go a bunch of
Should I open a one by one? Should I open one by one?
To build suspense. Yeah, I think you should definitely see that
Okay, so what's that where do I go?
shop down to
Select pack store or no, okay, and then purchase okay
So, I don't have to guarantee by all of them?
No, but if you just don't end up getting it, then you just have to, yeah, but you can
try.
It's definitely worth it.
guy I know for this guy, he bought one pack from the newest event and he got on his phone.
It happens to hella people. It does happen.
What legendary?
Ooh, Favorscan, holy shit.
Alright boys, thank you so much for today.
What?!
We were waiting!
Yeah, but like, I have to go man.
Fuck, bro.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Nah, it's all good, bro.
Alright, much love, thank you for the games.
Take care, bro, thank you.
See ya.
W Nate bro. He actually helped us go chat. We already got diamond three today, right? We already got diamond three
Yeah, we already got diamond three I think we're done chat
Holy shit, these skins are lowkey kinda fire though, no?
Is this a given skin?
I don't know.
I might step it anyway.
Uh, where do I buy more?
Yo lowkey, this skin is kinda fire, no?
Um...
Whoa, where is air-loons, bro?
OHHHHHHHHHH!
I've never seen this gun like once though, I'm gonna be honest.
No, bro, I'm literally out of time.
No, wait, no, wait, you have to buy more.
I think I might have 20, 24 in total, no?
Bro, I think I have to literally bought.
Why am I so unlucky on this game, bro?
No, it's fucked.
And now they reduced it from purchase 22 out of 24
Please don't make no just let me just get it bro, please
Well, they literally drained me through every
I need a hundred more I need to buy a hundred more bro. Oh my god
Yeah, we'll always find a way chat yeah, we'll always find a way this dog. She's game, bro
I
Bro
No way oh, I got it. I got it. What the fuck
So it's a better knife like the race brain awesome.
Yes, bro.
That shit is cold.
You should definitely.
It's so nice.
It's only cold, right?
So, yeah.
So, just the whole thing.
Yeah.
I'm not having it.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
got right now. I have the blue version. I think the red one is better because you get
the banner with it and the banner is really nice as well.
Let me see bro. Do we need to kick the guy out?
No, no, no, escape. Just leave the lobby because I closed my game as well. Leave the lobby and go
range because I don't know why since I'm sitting here just try it that's just so good so fucking good
The shit is ass.
The shit is ass?
Just spam it, spam it.
Keep spamming your inspect.
The shit is ass, Phil.
No, bro, like run, run with it, and just spam your
inspect button.
It's like.
Yo, it's going to go fucking scam.
No, I like it, bro.
I think it's good I mean it's pretty good oh shit it's actually cold it's
It's actually cold. It's actually cold.
She put this blade in my hands and my whole life changed.
Who I was then. Doesn't matter as much as who I am now.
She put this blade in my...
huh
EWWWWW
Hmm?
Holy shuckin' am I, that's pretty fire.
It is nice, I like that name.
Carambit's like only good because it's for all the fucking characters in the game.
Yeah, but now I like I'm like lucky I'm still right in pain now.
Yeah.
I'm also like when is you got any for like one specific character for a dream?
We fucking did it we did diamond three record time we wanted to war out of six games
We did it bro same time tomorrow ish and I'll hit you up. Let me know
There's really gotta be a busy bro. I'm on every day
No, no, I'm a bride. It's not scrims and shit, but after scrims, bro
Maybe I just have to let you know
the week after I'm going on holiday for a week as well
We got to figure out
So if you like really great
Basically, we can get to diamond two tomorrow
One and then like Wednesday Thursday Friday, we can maybe try push for bread, but like
We might have to do like a day where we play for quite long
Because it's growing up quite a bit, like every single day.
Jeez.
But we'll see, bro.
Diamond three, though.
Like, for how much we've played, bro,
it's a good accomplishment so far.
Really?
Yeah.
It's a good accomplishment so far.
All right.
Come on, now, bro.
Take care, bro.
I'm a good fucking night.
Take care of yourself.
Good luck with the games.
Sleep well, bro.
Take care, bro.
Take care, bro.
Good night.
No worries.
GGs, bro.
Good night.
Should we play one pub game, Josh?
Should we play one pub game of apex and see do I really need them bro chat should we do a
Should we do a duo?
Unranked duos game and see what do we all play wild card? What is wild card?
That's like rebirth
Thank you for the 50 viewers bro, thank you so much, I love you bro, shes shes shes
shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes shes
you
you
you
you
you
you
Do you have people on you?
I
What the hell is that engine running?
Are you going Bela?
Are you coming?
Are you better or better?
Are you gonna kill me?
Are you gonna take it off of me?
I'm trying to kill you, I'm trying to kill you.
Are you going Bela?
Are you gonna kill me?
I'm trying to kill you, I'm trying to kill you.
What if one boy is one?
He's pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing, pressing!
Oh, that team, that team behind you, that team behind you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Alright, looks like I need to be carried in 8x stunts.
Uh, yeah, looks like I need to be, uh, yeah.
Alright, it's going to leave.
I'm just saying you'll only coach with VOD review?
why ya
that's a good analogy actually that's how it is you can't learn why you're
I'm actually doing the actual thing.
Who the cheats on his exams?
Me too.
If your teacher's always telling you what to do,
you're not gonna know what to do.
You know when your teacher passes by
and just like when she sees the wrong answer
after circling it in?
She just, she hates you?
Like she gives you a little push?
Just to show you that it's the wrong answer?
It's like that!
Can't always beat a guy like that.
Oh my...
you
you
you
you
you
you
He doesn't have enough XP for Saratoga, you'll get there one day.
They don't sell it in my city.
They actually don't.
I don't know why.
They genuinely don't.
They genuinely don't.
Yeah chat, they have apartments bro, they have apartments, chat, they have apartments.
But the thing is bro, the thing is man, the thing is chat, the thing is, the thing is
chat, the thing is, the thing is.
Sparkling water has to be one of the most performative things ever.
There's no way you enjoy that.
It's not that I don't, I don't enjoy sparkling water,
voila, I just, I wish I could have regular water.
However, bro, this is the only form of water
I can get in winter that is from glass water.
It's all sparkling water.
Every glass water bottle in winter at Costco, Walmart,
Superstore, like fucking anywhere,
it's all in sparkling water.
And I don't know why.
I don't know why at all.
I don't know why.
Why does it have to be in glass?
Well, I just don't want to be 25 years old
with the amount of plastic in my balls, bro, and I can't.
You literally eat your keyboard
and you care about plastic water bottles.
No, I don't.
Chat, why have I ever ate my keyboard?
Are you guys dumb?
why am I off the map you suffer from acid reflux how do you know how do you
know that I do suffer from acid reflux wait me that's not my ass has been
died recently I'm on one which I recently my acid reflux has been horrible
Bro is saying this but has sex raw
bro what are we doing wrong lately bro
well I feel like I've been doing something wrong lately bro what is it
like lately I fell off and on the scheme bro lately I fell off like lately
lately bro I have been playing very very very very very very very badly
very like horrible like like holdable bro horrible what am I doing wrong
I don't want to do match reviews at least on stream I feel like I'd start yawning bro
On stream I can't do mash reviews bro.
Bro, what am I doing wrong lately, bro?
I just don't know when to fight do I let her have all the minions like I don't
Lately it's been really bad though, bro lately. I haven't been able to like do anything bro. It's been really like
Like it's making me want to uninstall the game and never play again like literally
Man, I'm literally an iron. I'm literally losing to the worst right that means I'm like an iron level
I think that literally means I'm like plastic. They need to make a new rank for
I need to dodge our abilities then rush to kill him, don't go back, don't greed.
there's a plot tree to watch in the world daaah
I mean what is that thing?
Can I look at you?
This time...
Yeah, yeah, don't stand this in there.
I don't know about it.
I'm at the worst right to be in that my teammate just died under his tower
Said trash is trash and then question mark me
There's a devil
I'll kill you!
It's unstoppable!
Get him!
bro I don't know I mean she does have a lot of levels on me bro but I don't know
oh but that's six to eight and I should fighting her I'm retarded
I'm literally like worse than iron bro they're gonna make a lower rank than iron
bro they literally gonna make a lower rank than iron bro stop fighting so what
What do I do then? Do I just let her poke me whenever she wants to? Do I become her little bitch? Or little pussy?
Like, do I just get to be her bitch so she gets to just fucking zing-zing-zing whenever she wants to?
I feel like such a load, like, what the fuck is that?
The bottom of a
Bro is this guy good
I am still learning the game.
It's iron.
How do you guys have an ego at iron?
does that make any sense it's iron how do any of you have an ego in iron how does
it make any sense how do you have an ego in iron like what the fuck how do you
have an ego in iron like legitimately how do you have an ego in iron how does it make any sense
I literally don't think I can play this game, I'm not sure, I'm going to be honest.
I'm not courage to stick in any shit that's all it takes.
That's just insane.
Jesus.
We're a long way from this thing to be missed here.
Damn bro, I can't even like hold.
Is there a mod in chat bro just put it on sub only mod you guys have literally aids like
of
Yeah, I think I'm just going to go back to that Carly.
How is this iron bro, I just don't want to show this is iron bro, like iron and valorant
is like straight retards, iron league is like they're actually good bro.
I'm not doing VOD reviews bro, I'm not doing VOD reviews, I'm not doing VOD reviews.
I'm not like off stream, I'm gonna do off stream, and I'm not gonna fucking play this
game off stream.
You guys fucking crazy
She is so strong, I can't fight her.
I don't even know what that is.
hit by Vex counters Yone is that one person yeah well the thing is man I
think there's just so many characters but the thing is bro I don't think Yone
Yone is hard to play as I think it's hard to play as a new player because
everyone fucking counters Yone. In my eyes.
Like mechanically, the EQ Q3W flash is so easy to me.
But like every fucking character is just like destroying my life.
And like every mage character just fucks me, bro.
your positioning is ass i agree bro i feel like everything is going to be ass when your
iron though you know like when you're iron and you have less than like two
hundred hours to leave
Very easy guys
Like I feel like league is such a fun game to be good at but I feel like I can't even get the chance to even be good at
Bro, and my chat is legit just fucking aids when I'm on the chat remote off like it's just cancer
So it's like, I don't know.
I'll handle this.
Like I don't even know, like what even is that, like what did I even die?
Like bro Lux ult, like see I don't even know what the fuck that is.
like literally like I don't know bro like I just bro it's like as a new
player in League of Legends in 2026 gotta go to the hardest hardest games to
ever play
Did you enjoy it?
I enjoyed the game and I'm not getting fucking 1 and 12, but yes, so I love this game.
It's just so age-like.
Chat gets really toxic when I'm playing ass.
And uh, sometimes my teammates get also fucked and it's also just annoying, bro.
Like, who wants to be bad in the video game, bro?
And also, like, a thousand people fucking shit off me.
That's just so lame.
So lame.
I don't know how long it's been waiting for.
There's a devil out there what owes me.
You're telling me to destroy you?
Now I don't want to play anything else other than mid, but I might have to switch up Yone,
but I love Yone bro, but again it's just like every character in iron, every player in iron
bro every player in iron plays the most like yone counter character ever they
like shoot you with magic bullets from nine meters away and I'm an iron yone
player and I just sit there get stuck by fucking like like magic players bro
Like literally, it's like I don't understand.
play with the 12 months the whole year?
sub only?
this is next level greed?
hamza bro
hamza i'm tilted bro
like wallah i was literally about to just like start sucking people in my chat like
genuinely bro like jenn is about to start right hooking everyone in my chat bro
i actually couldn't bro
like i'm void raging like i'm actually void raging
wallah void raging bro
This game is hard on mental bro, like one line, I wanna like just punch my monitor so bad, so bad.
Bro, I have like some retards in Iron Bro, like bro, this fucking retard is in Iron, calling me shit.
YOU'RE IN IRON!
YOU'RE IN IRON, BRO! YOU'RE IN IRON! YOU'RE STUPID! YOU'RE IN IRON! How the fuck did you tell me I'm ass? We're both ass, you're in iron!
That was, that was been sweet bro, that was been sweet.
Also bro, I think Yone is the worst character to play when you're a new character.
Because literally everyone has mage
Everyone has a yone counter. How is ever having yone counter? How does everyone have a yone counter?
Well, let's move some one let's someone tell me how does yone have everyone has a yone counter. I don't get it
I don't get it. I don't get how does everyone have a yone counter
I don't even know how you do it, play league once and I don't even get the game.
Bro, how does that come out?
If I'm ever going to Vod review, I told my chat bro, I told my chat, if I'm ever going to Vod review, it's going to be off stream.
And I'm never going to play this game off stream.
Who wants to sit and watch stream with Vod review?
No, bro, I don't want to bother you. Shut up. Shut up. I'm not bothering you, bro.
Stuff my dick. I already told you guys nine times already. No.
Why is she tilted, bro? Why is she tilted? Fuck, I'm tilted, bro.
I don't know bro, I'm just tilted man, I'm just tilted bro, wow, tilted bro, I'm just
Wow, Tilton bro, holy shit.
Did I pick the wrong ruins already?
Did I pick the wrong ruins?
But the ruins even matter though.
school won't teach you how to fight
So what does this character do when I'm dead?
coming after this?
The only one who can site me out is me.
Yeah, I got greedy, that was bad.
So now I know my problem, I know my problem bro, but like I swear, it's so hard.
As a guy who plays FPS shooters bro, all I do is W key.
All I do is W key.
So it's like hard not to W key.
Like what the fuck is minions?
I've never played in a video game that there was minions.
I always played 5v5 pvp.
I need to get used to it.
I need to get used to like just chilling out.
What the fuck is this?
So, anyone else questions the first stop?
How far does that go?
faster than start
They just have so much more damage than me, bro.
I mean for having ult before me and a level above me bro, okay that wasn't bad no.
No way
Wait did I put my money in the fucking
You should try out other champions if you know how to play them you also know how to play against them
She's a good way to learn the game over time one tricking is only good if you know the game already
I agree I
Agree
But bro all these kids these guys play have like low testosterone so I can't play them
I'm not playing a nine-year-old fucking girl who shoots lava balls, bro. No, I don't kill myself
And you just stop getting hit by that fucking character, bro
He stayed far and once she uses it I can go in but only after she uses it.
I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what
I'm doing here.
So no way I thought I was gonna die holy shit
Can I even like I don't know what I do here bro
Is it the isn't the combo Rd?
Should I just use B
I think I'm gonna be bro fuck it. I don't care. I'm sure lose everything. I don't care
Characters done, so like what even is that? She just teleported on me, bro.
Oh my god, like I'm just like where, bro, where, how, where did you come from?
Holy fuck, like did League of Legends not think like this through for like noobs at the game?
Like did they not think it through that there was going to be a new player ten years after the game released
And he can't do anything but get fucking like
Pro like it what were they thinking did they think no one was gonna play the game after
I
I can't even fight that about half HP now. And I lost my thing.
Wait, can I even fight this bro? Let's be honest.
I don't know how these guys are irons, like really irons?
We're honest with chat, I think it's time to honest all this game bro, if I'm gonna be
honest.
Like, I don't know bro.
I don't know, bro.
I don't play this game 8 hours a day.
I don't play this game 8 hours a day, so I'm not gonna like, learn, bro.
And I'm not vaudeville-ing, so it's like, what's the point?
I'm just gonna get like, literally like, sexually harassed
for 2 hours a day every day until I like, become average.
one HP, how did they just do that, oh there's some like fuck ass ability I don't even know
I don't understand.
No.
Die literally just like, ah, I don't understand.
That's their life.
Life's just, abilities that I don't even know existed.
I miss my E. If I hit my E there, we would have won. Or I would have killed him.
should I flash on this guy?
It's not that flash on someone else's die, bro
It seems like the definition of a rage bait simulator.
literally
I lost this game too bro, I need to go on like I'm huge losing strength.
nice nine and all but i take it down on a nine and all guy
I guess they didn't take that set on it.
Like, I'm sorry, bro. Like, I don't know.
I just want my friend back.
My friend back
What even is that, what is that, what is that?
See, it's just like, what do I do, you know, like, genuinely, what the fuck did I just,
like, what just happened?
A human being just turned into a fucking, like, alien, purple alien.
And then, like, fucking, how does a human turn into an alien?
What, what, I don't understand what just happened.
So yeah, I gotta kill the guy, I want to go help my teammate out, because I don't want
be called a bear so then I go and then I go to help them and then the guy turns
into a purple alien then gets spit out of the alien and then breaks my chair so
I'm no longer like like I don't even I don't even care I don't give a fuck
that's not that's not my fault at all that's literally not my fault at all I
don't give a fuck literally don't know how the fuck am I how am I supposed to
no any of that like what the fuck did just happen now let's go fight but I'm
nowhere near the strength to fight I think we're gonna lose this team fight
no the mission doesn't matter my city these people they do
Checking to know if some only mode on or some only mode off please.
I love you
How long was it in Sub-Olimbo-Done?
I don't know, like 30 minutes.
There's always another fight.
Shaloki is too fast to buy an item.
it's just like hard bro it's just hard and this game is so fun I want to get
good at it bro, but it's just boring
The ally has been slain.
Enemy killing spree.
Shut down.
You're falling stars, dad.
Let go of me.
Whoa, watch out!
Stay aware of yourselves.
Stay aware of your surroundings.
Oh my god, I did not.
That's just such a blunder for me, bro. I'm retarded.
I gotta play very- I feel like you gotta unlock that with more time though.
Your turret has been destroyed. Your team has destroyed a turret.
Gotta be faster.
An ally has been slain.
I've been ridd for my past in any darkened state.
I'll find a way for us to survive, I have to.
I only want to fight you on a quarter HP.
And it was my fucking spree.
Wow, this game is buns, bro.
I think I'm going to enter this game and just fucking, I don't even know what I'm going to do in my life.
When star guardians lose themselves to doubt, to despair, they fall.
don't get happy endings.
I fucked that up so bad though, but I thought we had cast, that's why.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to my room and see what I can do.
five and thirteen in like zero in like a lot of thirteen last game
Oh
with how strong is that guy bro how strong is that guy
horn is tank tanks are very balanced it's 243 cs
Is it normal for a mid lane to have 200 CS?
I'm going to stop here.
No one told me how hard it would be to balance world saving and whole work.
Who the fuck keeps pressing no like we have a chance to win this game are you retarded?
I
Don't even know what's happened, bro
Like what even what what even what what even like what I don't understand
I don't understand
Like what even is that who is like how are you 22 and 4 and an iron lobby?
Like boy, you want to know what I think it is
Well, I think iron is a low rank in this game that they're just I'm just getting a smurf every game because everyone's just buying accounts for $5
But there's no way iron is going 22 and 4, right?
You're not done yet, Umi.
Jinx just flicked on me like it was about me.
The Joges see that?
The Joges see that?
This motherfucker... like Tommy, like what?
I just don't know how it is over just
I still have you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
I don't know bro, I have an edged stream bro like I'm uh, yeah.
I think it's time to just get rid of this game in our arsenal bro, like stop playing
this game.
i think we stop playing this game
i don't know guys, i don't know, it's a lot bro, it's a lot
it's a lot on the mental, it's a lot on the mental man, like fuck
i'd rather just go back to Valor
fucking rank one
everyone just sweep
30 30 30 30 30 30 then fucking have my ego shattered and fucking
my chat just fucking shit on me bro it's kinda ass
I don't wanna do it I don't give a fuck about a duo
Because I don't need a game off stream bro, imagine you play like 8 to 10 hours, 8 to 12 hours on stream
You know?
T.T. Baby
Don't mean just lights on green
T.T. Baby
Hey, T.T.
Tired of all the y'all telling me niggas is rare
Pussy I know and it's rare
You only come home to pose and pop off a look
But you forgot how I feel
Shot time popping up here
Go on a drip, looking for someone to kill
White kids listen to you, cause they feel some guilt
And that's how your soul gets fulfilled
Handing out circus on camera inside of your wood
Then you go back to the hills
How many souls did you hail off the back of your death?
The difference between me just getting you out of your death
and letting you out of your death
Damn, against your will
How many new names do you got on your will?
Damn, how many more times is y'all gonna keep calling this tough when it's silk?
Damn, how many more interviews y'all gonna do just to get ice and chill?
Damn
They tryna cover it up like a quilt
Rory goes skirt on a boy like a kilt
Kept it a hundred on paper like will
Tricking it up on a pan of beer
That's just how I do the songs in the streets
But I'll pop it for real
These hoes know how I pop it for real
Oh, yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I may wear too much in a week
Must be 250 at least
Like the money to grow over trees
Like the money to came in for free for real
Oh, yeah
And my arms just getting my need
Like how long you been running the streets for real
For real
Yeah, she just hit me like we, we, we, we
We in Paris like 200 D for real
And I went for the win for my brother
Same body but two different colors
And I might just hook, I'll get another
Small price to be kept in 100
And I might both have flyouts in London
You lost the finals?
I
They lost
Oh man, League of Legends, huh?
League of Legends, huh?
They lose lose they completely out chat. Are they completely completely out? I feel like I
Mean cuz you know how to this this foster kid
Like staying in the middle I would want him to be standing in the middle of the court
I agree
But the way to do that is to make this one little bit smaller and move it up. So it's there
Yeah, like a little smaller than that right there right there. Yeah, a little smaller than that move it up a tiny bit bang right there
Come on now. Come on now. I'm telling you
Yeah
Says look horrible into the zoo the tattoos
TATOUS.
Chad, do y'all have tattoos?
There's Chad.
One singular Valorant game.
Sort of got into being a watch party or bro.
It's the most easiest way not to, it's the easiest way not to like get range baited.
Just watch party.
Thank you. I'm very grateful. I do not take this for granted. I appreciate all of you.
80% chance you're playing a Smurf?
How do you know?
Jin Zhao mid is not ever played an iron.
Oh, God, don't tell me, bro, please.
Who's stronger in the beginning, chat?
Chat, who's stronger in the beginning?
Oh, hell no.
then shits on you until Bork
well you retarded, or sicky, are you retarded?
like, no
no
no
no
No. No.
I hope they ain't dead weight.
No.
The minions have spawned.
No. No.
That guy has AIDS. That guy has AIDS.
That guy little bit of AIDS.
That guy has AIDS.
Stare death in the eye.
Get finished.
Death couldn't stop me. What are you gonna do?
Well, how do I farm that?
Okay, interesting.
So how do I farm?
This is a smurf, isn't it bro?
No, I don't want to play this game bro.
I know he's stronger bro.
How do I farm CS?
Like, shut up bro.
Shut up.
Scrape and screw my shot up to the sticking point
Scrape is AIDS. I'm not shooting this game anymore. I'm done. I don't know. I'm not streaming this game, bro
Shut up. I am not streaming this game anymore
done done done
Done done done done done done. I don't even care bro. Fuck that
Fuck that
Fuck
And I like has been slain
Fuck that
Chata do what it's different grinding apex after about so about like six hours, whatever and then we'll go back to this game
Or we'll go back to Val or apex
Like how do I form? Do I use my eat a form, but I don't get it. How do I form?
In the saddle, the pastime you can.
This guy's like freezing too. It's disgusting, he's literally freezing. Like I'm bursting as smurf.
No one knows how to freeze in fucking iron bro.
Like just die though.
Guys literally freezing in iron bro. Like Jesus Christ.
I'm just kidding, this game is unplayable, as a streamer or anything. I don't even know.
I love it.
Shoutout to Alta4. What's my van if I Alta4?
He's just playing in jungler and mid and freezing.
Oh, Jesus, bro.
Can't do anything.
He's just freezing though, he knows how to freeze, he's last hitting and freezing,
oh my god what the fuck
has been slain, W.
The Spirits shall be fine finished yet.
Do I have a heart?
I'm not so sure of any more.
I have to kill you
I don't know if I can win this, but I'm versing a nerf that knows how to do every mechanic
in the game. We're a long way from the cities of the east.
Is Iron just a bunch of smurfs?
Why don't you recall someone someone pink drag
of
Again
You're a mood a happy late birthday are you getting a nose job soon to celebrate
I don't know how to do that.
I'm gonna burn the challenge.
I mean, they're all so low hit, but the time I get down there, they're all just gonna
TP, you know?
Well, the time I get down there, they're just all gonna TP, you know?
That's just the most obvious shit ever.
No?
Okay, I'd see.
Let's see if you're right.
The West makes strangers friends, and the foxes are strangers.
The fox has destroyed the planet.
Everything around the planet.
Your critic has been disloyal.
There's nothing else to say to you.
why is everyone ffing? did we really lose that bad?
Give me up, bro.
Ah, Jesus, all right, what are you through?
All right, bro.
All right, interesting.
Anyway, as I stated before, that will be the last time I ever stream League of Legends on
my Twitch channel ever.
Pick multi-stream tomorrow, YouTube multi-stream tomorrow, I'll figure out what to do for Valorant
segment tonight.
If I ever choose to play Valorant again, probably off-stream because yeah, but yeah, hope you
I hope you all have an amazing night,
I hope you all have an amazing day, take care,
and yeah bro, have a good night, take care.