mooda
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05-18-2026 ยท 7h 58m
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Does anyone want to suck on my titties?
Does anyone want to suck on my titties?
Does anyone want to suck on my titties?
Does anyone want to suck on my titties?
Jinxie gets mugged by a chat.
What? No, no, what?
What? What?
How does he win?
Shit!
What?
Oh
He's out of my brother thing is below that website is just so stupid
I have a first ball this this fucking weird-ass thing. Okay, whatever. It's a bug. It's a glitch
But I literally got mugged by a guy who who we who looked like we'd like
350 pounds of four quadruple chins and I got mugged
Like how does that make any sense now? I'm sorry. Just stupid
Oh.
Me?
Yeah, fight the fucking crap.
Who's that me?
What the fuck are you doing?
You can't fight wrong, look at me.
I don't want to tell you.
Hands are full.
Do the same and we just run it up well
I actually hate the fact that people like I guess you can say Iceman is it for you?
But like why do you have to hate bro?
Genuinely, I don't understand bro
Well fuck is both motherfuckers be hating on Iceman and then go listen to Kendrick Lamar like bro
We can just say they're both good albums bro. We can just say they're both good singers and end it there bro.
We can just say Kendrick's good and Drake is good bro. We don't have to uh...
What starts with L and ends with N? Lebanon? Lesbian.
This video is your favorite gay lesbian and let them know that they're pretty cool.
I'm not a lesbian bro. I'm not a lesbian bro.
I'm not a lesbian.
This is my impression of Michael Jackson if he was Jewish.
Ow! I shall not!
What?
Before I go bro, I just want to say
I love you guys bro.
Legitimately from the bottom of my heart I love you.
Not only for the fact that you guys have made my life
extra nominately better, but
you guys have made my family's life better.
And I love y'all. I love y'all, bro.
Okay. That's why even if I stream for two years in a row,
I'm proud to get a stream for three years in a row.
Because it's at least not going to be a stream for y'all, bro.
Y'all literally, literally just changed my life, bro.
He was drunk, by the way.
I love him, bro. I love when people get drunk.
Bro, I love when people get drunk
and they pour their heart out, bro.
It's the cutest thing ever, bro. Like, genuinely.
All right, the thing is, bro, I'm not gonna lie, though.
I don't love any of y'all.
I fucking hate all of y'all.
Y'all can all suck my dick.
I fucking hate all of y'all, bro.
I would slap the shit out of all of you.
I would literally slap the shit out of all of you guys,
like literally, bro.
I don't give a fuck that you guys watch me, honestly.
Click off my stream, go watch someone else.
You're fucking ugly.
Second of all, I beat the fucking up all of you.
I'd steal all of your girlfriends, all right?
Cause your girlfriend probably likes me more than you
because your job and I look good.
I have a better body than you.
You guys are also broke.
You guys also, I would slap the shit out of you,
and I would also bomb you.
Not like literally, that's what I'm trying to say.
So yeah, I'm not Jixi, but I'm Mudo.
So I'm gonna just tell y'all shit out of me, bro, yeah.
I fucking hate all of y'all,
and I'll slap the shit out of all of y'all, bro.
Honestly, dead ass.
Genuinely, bro, I'll slap the shit out of all of y'all,
bro.
Well, this week says,
Michael Jackson's Billie Jean returns to number one
on Global Spotify chart 40 years after release.
They hit D-
Why do I get a fucking capture?
Every time I open D-
What do I look like an alien every day every day every day every day
It is currently the number one song on the Spotify. Holy fuck
Every day, bro. I get a fucking capture Jesus Christ
Every day in a cab John tick tock. Get some luck me. I wish I'm on top get some luck me
I wish I'm on top
Holy fuck every time I love fucking tiktok. It's are you an alien? Are you an alien? Are you an alien?
Are you an alien? Are you an alien?
Do I look like some type of alien you you cow fucker you zebra fucker you horse fucker
Do I look like a fucking alien? No, so shut the fuck up. Stop giving me this bitch-ass capture. Holy fuck
Okay, you're in game, bro, but it's all good
This is like a zombie is this a zombie
Bro, I don't know why I feel like air parents have like the worst egos in the world, bro
And I think that's where my ego cut. This is why I can go my ego is so bad
My ego is so fucking bad that I can go play League of Legends and think I'm gonna hit challenger in one fucking year
Am I retarded? Someone humble me. Someone slapped the shit out of me, bro
Someone slapped the shit out of me, bro
My ego is so bad because my dad literally and brain didn't my brain that that he has like
He's the best human being in the world, bro
So now now the I now now I think I can climb Mount Everest with nothing but my cock out
Like it's actually bad like it's actually bad. It's actually bad, bro. It's actually bad, bro
Also, why does every Arab dad want you to become a doctor and a lawyer?
And if you're not a doctor or a lawyer or you don't go to college or university, you're a fucking failure to life
They will literally threaten to kick you out of the house if you're not a doctor or a lawyer or you're not gonna go to school
big like like I
Remember lying to my parents, bro
I remember lying to my dad that I was going to school what in reality I was taking my ass to Burger King so I could pay off my debt
Cop bro that ass cop
Well because they turn out like you Franklin. What are you saying? What do you mean?
What do you mean? I will punch you bro. What do you mean by that bro? What do you mean?
What do you mean? No, bro. I'm a perfect role model chat type one if you want to be me type one
If you would want to be me bro type one if you'd want to be me bro type one if you'd want to be me
I'm still filming us?
Yeah, for a bit.
Yeah, for a bit.
Looking good.
Okay.
This is where I draw the line, like genuinely this is where I draw the line.
This is where I draw the line, you motherfuckers, you motherfuckers.
Why the fuck did they think it was a good idea to launch AI in 2026?
Well, lucky who released AI.
You need to die!
What the fuck am I looking at?
Why am I emo?
Why am I a girl?
Why do I have purple hair?
What is happening here?
the time I see videos about myself that are AI it's so that
talking about AI do you see this shit like do you see the shit they're fucking posting here do
do you see the shit they're posting what the fuck even is this genuinely what am i looking at
I am not I'm not transgender. I'm not a girl my finger nails are not red. I don't have a pink fucking headset
I'm not gay. What is happening here? Can you guys stop with the head? I
fuck
What
So if you get mauled by this guy, what are you doing?
If you go on Omogul and lose to a kid with Down syndrome, what are you going to do?
I would kill myself.
That's enough of this calm.
Yeah, this calm is retarded.
This calm is literally retarded.
Watch out, man.
Watch out.
Well, well, well, how Kendrick's feet, what is this?
I don't know if I've ever yelled ever, it's probably been years, but yeah, today, like
Since we're saying I am I like to go to the local animal shelter
Do I look like a Jew to any of y'all like genuinely
Do I look like a Jew?
How many times I need Lebanese mail that is currently getting his country bombed by Israel
Okay, now I don't want to bring politics onto my stream
But if you guys call me a Jew one more time
I'm going to dolphin dive into this monitor into your house and fuck you
Like you guys need to stop with that shit, bro
I am a Lebanese mail when I bring a child up onto my main monitor
I want to see Muda, you are a Lebanese not Muda you are a Jew when I bring the
Chattorino to my main monitor okay and look at chat I better see Lebanese
Fuck!
Banned the word Jew from your child.
Yo, anyway, uh, listen, can I get a tier one sub?
Can I get a tier one sub?
Can I get a tier one sub?
Can I get a prime sub?
Can I get a gifted sub?
Muda, when is VR?
Yo, Fiddy with the tier 1 sub I love you bro.
Fiddy with the tier 1 sub I love you.
Ram Torx with the Prime.
I love you so much God bless you.
Chase Live with the tier 1 sub.
I love you.
KONNER PLACE!
Hit me up after my stream is done.
I will give you my only fans where you can have sex with me whenever you want.
I just realized they say whatever they want in those minecraft songs.
Dude uh, Chad who still plays Minecraft like in 2026?
That's like...
Do y'all still play Minecraft in 2026?
Man, that was such a good game, bro.
I feel like Minecraft, how do you still play Minecraft, bro?
It's like you've already done everything you could have done.
Like you already beat the game, you had ASEX, you've watched Jenny's mod, you've probably
jerked it to Jenny's mod.
Like what else could you do in Minecraft, bro?
You know?
Like what else could you do in Minecraft?
I've done everything in Minecraft. There's nothing I've not done in Minecraft.
I want you to... Yo, RZA for girl. Why do you want me to do it? Cause I'm a cuck.
What the...
Okay
Wow dogs inspirational, bro
Okay, but I scared the shit out of you first actin bro that actually that's whoa Drake with three for three
translating
I mean like bro and there's nothing I don't understand like Drake did drop Drake dropped a good song
The rainbow six siege era was actually so good
I can't wait for you to benefit and we'll lock you up so I can't wait bro chat after
I become a predator and apex legends bro once I become a predator once I become a
I'm going to walk my way, make unlimited accounts in Rainbow Six Siege, and get champions.
I don't care how many times they ban me.
IP changer, VPN, spoofer, multiple account, streamer mode.
I am getting champion, I promise.
I promise I'm getting champion.
And once I get champion, I'm quitting that dog shit game, I promise.
It's just what it is.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
The LCl-
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Wait.
Oh my heart wait.
Not only are we set, wait oh my heart will be left on red for two weeks.
I remember when we said this and then I never checked it again. I never checked again. It was two weeks. Oh
My god, I didn't see
Oh my god, she was bad too
Fuck she was bad
I mean, what do we even say?
Oh my god.
Uh, just say hey LOL.
Yo popcorn, this is how I know you get no girls.
We saw that you hey lol after two weeks. She probably wants to kill me
You want me to say hey lol or you retorted?
Okay, we got to say
Muda say mommy. I'm not saying mommy the last time I said mommy. I got unmatched
Okay, I literally got unmatched with when I said mom. I'm not saying mommy ever again ever
That shit doesn't work at all
I apologize and make up a lie you are Arab we do this shit every day
Cuzzle. Thanks.
My bad, I have notifications off on this app.
Can we, can we pick this up? Where?
Just drop it up and stick with Pringle cans at this point you big nose fuck
She can sleep between her Moses split our chest you long neck Jew
What even is long neck Jew even like genuinely?
I
Don't have notifications on in this app
What is your Instagram?
I'm sorry.
What the fuck are my recent fucking things, bro?
Don't say I'm sorry.
I don't have notifications on this app.
app what is your Instagram?
motherfucker has a duck in his recent emojis
send it idiot okay back ask for where discord ask for where discord do I slap
the shit out of you like do I do I slap the shit out of you do I swap the
shit out of you do I slap the shit out of you as for it are you a torrent all
right now this girl but what do we say for this girl chat low-key though like I
don't know I've never been with an Indian before I've never been with an Indian
before like she does look good but I've never been with an Indian before what
do Indians like like what do I say about it like what do I how do I like
well how do I slide up with
Just send her the neon song. What is that? What is the neon song? I'll get it. What is this?
Let me see.
If you didn't film it, it ain't filmed right.
She wanna hang with the Indians, she wanna hang with the Indians
I wanna go to Australia, I wanna fuck with the Iggy
I'm getting lit off the sheets, I know I don't fuck with no sickies
I'm gonna turn when I'm gambling, I'm trying to run up a million
Look how I'm carrying kid, I might just tear my Achilles
Ouch!
No, I'm not country but I fuck with Bama
Yeah, I'm a G but I stay with that Hammer
21 told me I'm good at Atlanta
Tricking on bitches, I'm me on the Santa
PJ the mumb, I can fuck with a G
Cartel with Bama is 10k a seat
When I go shopping, I don't need receipts
She wanna fuck with McChile or a feat
G
She wanna fuck with an Indian
She wanna hang with an Indian
Oh fuck, I saw she had a holler
She wanna hang with an Indian, she wanna hang with an Indian, hey.
So is that shit harder than Iceman?
Yo.
I'm muted.
I was muted.
Anyway, bro, anyway, today we are going to do some oh my go
Yes, bro. Yes, bro. We're gonna do some oh my go. All right chat. We are going to do some oh my go
Bro, we are going to do some oh my go. Oh my go. Oh my go
Let's see bro. A wine face. Blink eyes. Look to the right.
Barad. Let's go.
I
I don't know what to do with this guy.
Thank you for watching my match.
Like guys, can I get a match?
Can I get a match?
Alright, so the shit died.
The shit, let's...
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Don't ever send me a Google Drive link ever again
Don't ever send me a Google Drive link ever again
Holy shit. I almost got literally obliterated. All right. Anyway
Chat is it Valorant time yay may or gay?
Why does why does why does hi-fi why is hi-fi is the only one that gets you bought it?
Can I give you I want I want 20,000 viewers like bro
Why why is he the only one that gets to have 20,000 bots? I don't have 10,000 bots like fuck
Bro, like come on bro. I want to have 20,000 bots. Bro. Geez man. I got him
All right, so chat today, I don't know if y'all know but what we are going to do Muda you have
3,000 bots already Muda business or twin check them out bicycle seat or you retorted
My face doesn't look like a fucking bicycle seat you ugly fuck. I
Don't look like a bicycle seat you stupid ugly fuck. Why are you guys laughing at this? It's not funny
I don't look like a fucking bicycle seat. Joe stop saying one-to-one. Why are you guys saying one-to-one?
Who do you think you are saying one-to-one? I'm not one-to-one to a bicycle seat. You're retarded
alright anyway listen so
Chat I made up the decision, bro. I will not be quitting legal legends
I will not be kidding. I will not be quitting the legs matter of fact, bro
Sometimes this week I
Am going to be doing a
12 hour
League of Legends stream and I'm not allowed to tilt the entire time
12 hour League of Legends stream and I'm not allowed to tilt at one time
and if I tilt one time I alter four and donate 1,000 gifted subs to my chat.
Now chat listen uh I have a very very very very very very interesting interesting to say
tell me why this is the third house that I've looked at and they told me that since I'm not
family I'm not allowed to live in their house or you fucking stupid what do you
mean just cuz I'm a single man just cuz I'm a single man they don't want me to
live in that that's the fourth house
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Hello, hello.
Yeah, sorry I want to go wash my hands you can get you down a queue you're on it listen bro
We need to
Can you help me get a mortal three today, baby, please yeah, we could see brah. I'm a bit point too much right?
I'll spam call though
Right.
Getting...
Getting Diamond 2 today in Apex Legends.
And then we're also going to try to get...
We are going to try to get bronze in League of Legends.
We're going to try to get out of iron in League of Legends, bro.
W day today, though.
W day today.
Oh
Bro
Whoever is viewbotting me stop bro stop doing that bro
Like geez bro
bro like bro why are you viewbotting me bro like deadass
Bro, whoever's doing it bro, take your bro to the ass.
Bro, you know, like I just wanna say thank you bro, I appreciate it.
Shit is actually fire as fuck bro, take it.
Bro, stop viewbotting me!
Stop it!
Fuck!
I hate when you guys do this shit bro.
Goddamn man!
I don't wanna be a viewbotter bro!
I don't wanna be a viewbotter!
Bro, I appreciate it, thank you, I appreciate it, honestly bro, I just want to keep doing
it.
You know, I'll be very appreciative about it bro, I appreciate it.
Bro, stop!
View body me!
Stop!
Fuck!
Bro!
Alright chat, now that we have 20,000 viewers, I'm going to be honest with you, I'm
I'm just gonna say a couple shit off my chest. First of all, I fucking hate all of you. I never liked any of you guys
I only use you guys you're not doing right. I only use you guys
I only use you guys for money and fame and sex and that's it. I hate all of you
I switched up one of you. I'm only gonna start doing one hour streams every day and send them my 8 to 12
Second of all, I hate all of you. I would slap the shit out of all of you
I would beat the fuck up out of all you bro. That's that's also on top of that bro
Let's say whoever's your body me bro. Stop it, bro
Genuinely stop it bro like like bro. It's not it's not it's not fun to view bot bro
It's not fun to view bot bro genuinely bro
Like geez bro. Geez stop the cat
It's a valid
Muda, I'm taking them back.
Muda, can you touch your tongue with your nose?
Fuck no, I can't
Fuck no, I can't
Stop acting like you can't white-ass tongue. I had matcha bro. I had matcha
I don't worry. I use the tongue yo y'all literally seen me do my moodathons
You guys know how good my routine is look at my teeth bro
You guys know how big my meat is hashtag spam the moon eats y'all know how clean I am bro. Don't stop with that shit
Oh, don't start with that shit there
That's
Yo, whoever's you want me bro. Do that. Just so childish bro
Like that ass, but you need to stop doing that shit, okay
Shit is lame as fuck bro shit is lame as fuck bro
No, it's the same thing, bro.
Gonna fall back here.
Alright, it was actually going here.
Alright, go up.
We have to go here.
Chad, how do y'all like this, uh, camera by the way?
Do y'all like this camera?
Where'd you got it from? I don't get it.
Hey, big nose.
Here is a tutorial I need to come up to do.
This is actually a good figure.
Spike down A.
Here.
Oh, I'm gonna make it die.
Last player standing.
Man, I get this weird, interesting bug sometimes. I don't know why.
I don't know why, but it gives like a weird, lagging bug.
It's kind of confusing. It's really weird. It's genuinely really weird.
Like, yeah, it really is...
I understand your body wants it I know your thoughts
All you bout it bout it You're a big girl and it's your words
And I'ma let you do it how you do it
Girl I do, I do I know you know I know you want it
I
Hey guys, my name is Muda and I am the chosen one the best player in the world
How did he do that?
all right
get back on rainbow six
got it
get back on rainbow six
do you want me to fuck like do you want me to fuck you
genuinely do you want me to fuck you I'm banned
Permanently for me to stick to keep the game
When there's ecstasy is time to go home
Don't think we should rush it anymore
I'm on Zordalai, sorry. Yeah, I'm on Zordalai
Why is your face look so long today?
Like what do you mean?
What do you mean?
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
Why is your face long?
Is this guy not using a filter?
I
Come on guys we've got a deep in
No picking
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I thought they removed uh, I thought they removed uh the app
What uh, I don't think they did
So we're just view-boughting now. I'm not
Are you stupid you've not become funny enough to have 18,000 are you fucking stupid? I am the
The second I fucking whip out my smoke is when he wants to swing me the second
Or you're retarded! Like what do you mean?
back at it
whoa, whoa, whoa
hey what's going on guys my name is mary here back to the youtube video and today i'm gonna show you guys how to play valorant and rake
I dashed out so you could close and walk out and you've still died to the guy?
Oh hi cheater, I hope you get banned from all FPS shooters forever.
Yo, Akira.
Have you been playing a lot of that?
That's how you're doing like variety and shit more now and now.
Yeah, I'm doing a lot more variety to be honest, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
I've been doing a lot of variety.
This game is just, it's good.
Well, there's just a lot of snipers, man.
It's hard to play.
It's really hard to play though.
It's like impossible.
It is it is and I'm like I'm a people person bro. I like to talk to my chat
I can't do but like some bros and
Just some rows of nothing. I think everyone else is on the way now to be honest
But it's just hard bro
Yes, no point to be on I
Feel like the prime of this game was like two years ago. I would say two years ago. I mean the promise game was two years ago
I'm talking 2024 or 2023?
2023.
Yeah, that should have been so fun.
Someone just stooped my head.
You ungrateful terrorist, I subbed T2 when you said nothing.
Thank you.
Fuck you and fuck your shitty ass Tier 2 sub.
Do you give a fuck about your shitty ass Tier 2 sub?
I'm just telling you, thank you for your Tier 2 bro.
I will suck your dick until you come on my face.
Thank you bro.
Shatter my games like boys what a god I like girls I don't like guys won't like me but sometimes it should I
I'm for the girls, bro. I love girls.
Ron is better than you at Valorant. Yo, cordled.
If you ever come into my stream again and ever say that shit like that again, I might punch my monitor, grab your fucking head, pull you into my fucking house, and fuck you.
Don't ever say something like that again.
Don't ever say something like that again. Genuinely.
Alright, muckers. Off we go.
I'm confused or is it just everywhere to be honest?
Clove is also here now.
Doesn't Clove play mid?
Okay, I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
Wait doesn't clothe play mid
Okay, I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea
Jesus this elo is just a bunch of snipers man, but I sold you. I don't get that much that is
um
Can we just contact be main?
Shirley no noise. No, you tell take first. Yeah, I'll throw a different one. Did you just pick your nose?
I
Chat should I get a chat should I get the uh, should I get the super light x or whatever the fuck they say
I'm gonna fall back here.
Come here, come here, come here, what the fuck?
How is Clove here again?
To be honest these guys are kinda trash, you guys should just go through the mid
I'll throw my Wobby and I'll throw my Wobby
You guys should just go through the mid
You wanna snipe me? You wanna snipe me?
You wanna snipe me? I'll show you
I'll show you what you're doing
You wanna snipe me bitch? You wanna snipe me?
You fucking pussy, you fucking loser
I
Yo, do you have a super strike mouse?
No, I'm on the Viper V4 right now, which I actually love, bro.
I've been on the superlight for like three years.
I swapped to the V4 like two or three days ago.
This shit is insane.
I feel like I have aimbot.
Really?
Yeah, I'm actually really liking it.
My issue with the superlight is like every day I get on,
like it's kind of hard to grip.
I feel like it looks like potato shape, like there's nothing to grip on.
It is potato, it is potato.
but the wiper is like
this isn't on us
don't miss me too much
yo what the fuck is going on here
be faster
nice
Oh
Shashai buy a viper v4 pro or should I buy the super light bro, or should I buy the super light?
The vibrate for the super light
Like I smoke mail globe and he has his contacts a behind my wall just walk up. I don't even know if it's a good
Wall, but I'm good. Do you use stocks gates? Yeah, I use stocks
I don't like to buy external skates where we could get a second out of their master. I've been fine
That was worthful thinking at the end of the video.
Go, um, with d-spot.
I can kill the z-guiness.
There's one, uh, circle-spotting-spot, there's one.
I could be right next to you there.
Once more.
One enemy remaining.
Fuck! Like I never said!
There's no way they ran down there.
Well they ran it down A with three ults.
Switching sides.
I'm telling you my games are unplayable anymore, it's nothing
You're not up to life?
No
I know man, I know
I mean bro, you gotta be in my shoes though dude
I'm not gonna lie on your shoes, I'm not running late
I gotta be on a...
What size shoes you wear bro?
I'm playing like Shea Brannell
Size shoe, what the fuck?
Size 11?
Oh fuck
I think that on this.
What?
Let's go.
Not past the trap.
AHH!
Good, good, good, walk, good, walk, good, walk
Bikes down, B
Whoa!
Both low, both low, nice
Nice, nice, nice
chat when should we pop the segment when should we pop the segment I won't be one
my viewers and I try to guess their rank
Take a minute focus on your breathe
Need a drop
But I'm bad
I don't know what I said.
Yo, why do you guys stand view at the time?
We got it, bitch.
Headshot. Gun here.
Enemy's fault is A.
Shut up, thank you.
Super 3. Cypher is.
Alright, Chef.
We're missing now, they say Neon.
Neon and Fade were B.
and just walled through B, but...
Are they not on site on A?
Yeah, at least one.
One's B, so...
On B man, yeah.
You guys go, I'll just hold the stick and spawn though.
Yeah, I care.
No, no, he's on site! Sniper's on site!
On site, on site, on site, on site!
I should kill this guy.
Yeah, you guys should walk up site.
Nailed it.
Really, man?
Oh, good morning.
They're all here. They're all here.
Okay.
Was raised there the entire time?
Really? He was there the whole time?
Do I have permission to go upstairs and get some water?
water. No, you fucking slave, no. Which I actually wasn't sure of at like a certain point,
so that's why I didn't go. Sit down and stream for us, you slave. Mude, can you turn your
Camera back a little bit you look so ugly. It's making me uncomfortable
I dropped my weapon, we can be accurate.
Yes.
We can be right back.
Pop on B, pop on B.
RACES GO STAIR!
I'm moving.
I
Said
Oh, let me get let me get let me get let me get out the shit show let me get let me get my water
Let me get water stop stop stop
I'll see you in a minute.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you
Oh, fuck, fuck
Fuck
Fuck
if you guys continue to spam muted I'm gonna chew with my mouth open
If you guys keep sending, alright, alright, I know. Y'all on a spam muted, huh?
I'm about to get my share of arcane, bro.
Don't try to troll me!
I
Have you
Huh, very interesting
What the fuck is this emote?
What the fuck is this email?
Go, go, req.
This is a warmup game, bro.
We got this next one.
Oh, Poland.
That makes so much sense.
Well, Poland has been sad to me for like a year and a half now.
This guy is snipe.
I swear I see him play like Mr. Fun Avers and shit.
I thought he was like trying to...
Who does?
at the end of the day no one's gonna know if you actually stepping up but this guy's like literally like
at number one time he did it like way too obvious where like I think I swear to God when I was
attacking he was on like it was like in one of my pods and I haven't saved in like Poland
like a clip called Poland well he was on my site I think eight times in a row it was like eight
in a row it was like a mid a mid B B he was like everywhere he was there starting at everyone
I just I just don't get what the point of like sniping it like these guys get like no value
up.
I mean if you think about it you can get clips.
Is that like the goal with it?
I feel like some people are like really trying to get like the win out of it like that's
what they want more than anything.
Subtlety but only have a ray so I guess
If I was a snail, would you guys still watch me?
I would fuck you if you were a snail.
What is Jinxie doing today bro?
legends
you
you
you
you
you
I
So big dick energy body this
No idea we just said but yes, yes
So, would you guys, should I buy the Viper V4 Pro or the Super Strike? I don't know.
I'm using Super Strike right now. It's pretty good.
Is it really good?
Yeah, I like it. There's no other mouse like it. I mean, it's fine.
It's like split between the middle. Everyone goes V4 Pro.
Oh, go to V4. Go to V4.
What have you been using?
I always use the Super Light.
Oh, the Super Light, then you would like Super Light.
Yo, Muna, you're rich, bro. How does it fall with?
Bar.
I'm good at it.
Oh, it's not.
You're rich, bro.
Thank you.
should i do that as a segment by both bosses and see which one i play better on
all right let me let me buy them both on amazon chat let me buy them both on amazon
Amazon dot so what do I do about the blue mouse then do I just throw it in the trash like what do I do?
Super strike G pro
All right, and then the
Viper G4 Pro
Am I even gonna like the viper now
How about you shove it up your ass for an edit?
Shut up.
Oh, that's a little brown skid.
Oh.
Nadio, man.
I
Cheating YouTube I forgot bro. I keep forgetting. I think I did a set it up after I don't know where is Melvin
Melvin doesn't answer his phone anymore, bro. I think Melvin died
Go ahead
He's been gone for three days. I haven't heard him for three. I haven't I've messaged him every day and I haven't heard him
Where is he now?
Holy shit, who is that Reina?
Oh my god.
Melvin is trying to fool the internet.
whatever mouse he's using i'm gonna buy it flanks flanks right flank and sirs
flank and sirs last sir
he's climbing for me
oh who is that reyna
And
This is trying to dance you with ice on this round
He's gonna respect me now he's gonna play on site
I'm gonna run up. He's probably I guarantee you I promise he's gonna play up here watch
How much whoa, whoa, I hate when people get keep their fucking items
I'm thinking I don't know
I'm thinking I don't know
Face your fear!
I'm thinking I'm thinking I don't know
I'll come be with you
Let's get on the point today after
There's nothing I can make, I can make, I can make
I'm pushing him down there
I'm gonna get the arm
What am I doing
Why why is that my I'm so stupid. I am mechanically better than everyone in this game
Yeah, I choose to do the most ever like why do I get ass always try to do this stupid shit in the world?
I
don't get it
That's good
Get it. Why did I do that? Why do I that steady with the fear one cell? I love you so much. God bless you, baby
I'm gonna swing A with my shield, he's gonna AWP A, I'm gonna swing A.
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna AWP and mouse.
Yeah, I think they're gonna fight first for a mound and he's gonna AWP stairs.
I'm swinging stairs.
Don't throw an E, sorry.
Don't throw an E, it's okay.
You want to play this play?
Behind you, girl, I didn't want to...
In stairs.
I got you! I got you!
Abjection!
Destruction one enemy remain
Oh guys isn't life beautiful bro
Lord see you again
Let's go see that you they caught him
in back and they update the face up like why does it last for 10 years 10 years the shit
last for 10 years 10 years 10 years the shit last for 10 years I find weird yeah there's
Hello on you guys, whether I at least serve
One 20
I'm gonna say 120
One water
Yeah
They grabbed your
I'm in one stay talk space they talk
One enemy remaining. Last player standing.
Oh, what? I mean, you can wait until you see it.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Maybe one, maybe one, maybe one.
How is he gonna get the flood smoke? How is that how he plays it?
Oh my god.
Wait, when did he get so good?
G Pro X2?
I don't want to show you why they call me the chosen one.
I think I'm gonna die.
Yo, he's not real.
Outchreeee.
Can you fade out?
No.
Yeah, why'd you open the door in the narrow way?
Did I open the door?
Hey, I need the beer bag.
I need the beer bag.
It's all done.
Did I open the door?
That's what my intelligence is.
I also have to quick this round and beer bag.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good.
It's all good.
I'm going to swing a man.
Don't smoke.
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
Lurk B, Lurk B, but be quiet. Be quiet.
Dodge the dog in the eye. Dodge the dog in the eye.
You're not a suspect.
I will shot him all down.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Take off. Take off.
I'm back.
Stand aside.
I mean the Omen just has to be sniping, no?
What the fuck was that?
He just knows I'm going to walk through smoke and timing him.
Who rated you?
Neon, bro.
Neon rated me.
Burnt Pina and Neon.
They both double rated me, bro.
It is what it is.
WRAID chat.
Chat, can we all type WRAID?
Where are you?
What's that?
I
Oh no
Damn, how do we lose glass?
Okay, Panda
Yeah, where do I dispose of glass bottles after by the way? Do I just put them in the trash?
Does do garbage is just take glass bottles?
Recycle is it recycling or is it garbage chat for glass?
8
Yes
Bro are you ignoring me?
I'm sorry, bro. You have me tight. Yes, you have me tight, bro
You actually have a time bro. That's it was right, bro. I want to see team Dazzler from now on
I'm actually team Dazzler's bro
Like it's I don't know bro
Like you tell me you don't want to play no delay, and then you queue with Sam the next day
Like that is the like boat
Nice, like you act like I don't have feelings bro
like
Yeah
No, Sam had no delay you know had they both
Wondering what my whole spawn was up when I was watching there was zero delay
Maybe I'll put delay after but it was zero delay
What do you mean? He had delay? I saw it my own eyes
You had zero delay
I wouldn't fight up this time either way our comps kind of bad if I fight that. I'll
find her and run it down C.
you
you
you
you
you
you
You could recent
How much money did you pay him bro? I know what I saw bro
I'm done
Go Robin
Yeah, breakable. Yeah
Nice guys
I
Know yeah, I get that
Like a week break bro, and like the last two days I'm playing like a bot
Same I took a week break when I came back to Cali
But I think I'm finally getting back
Like, the real thing.
This guy is so chopped.
Yes, and he's actually so chopped, bro.
I'm just so chopped.
Good job, guys. Good job, Shijie.
Fuck out of my game, Pussy.
Fuck out of my game.
You look at nice after the warmup.
Fuck out of my game.
Yeah bro, all I needed was one game bro, all I needed was one game bro, that's all I needed daddy, that's all I needed daddy
Go go go, let's go all day, about 10 hours a minute
10 hours, I think I'd rather kill myself than play 10 hours of Alvin
I'd rather than really kill myself than play 10 hours of Alvin, I'm gonna keep it above the jaw bro
Muda check this out, what is this?
have gotten that idea from he could only have gotten that idea from Benjamin
Antonio that's it what the fuck
Mooda, when's the new house man? I don't know bro I'm getting a little worried
though bro. Wallahi I'm getting a little worried chat. Wallahi Wallahi I'm getting a
little bit worried. Wallahi bro.
Every time you full cam, I actually get tight.
Move that shit back you fucking blobfish.
Yeah bro, they denied me because I didn't have a family man.
They denied me because I don't have a family and it's just me moving into the house.
That is the fourth house. That is the fourth house. That is the fourth house I've tried to move into and they reject me because I'm single and I don't have a family.
Uh, not this round. I'm down to do it other round so I'm going to put on B site.
I'm not going to be an orange.
Fuck you too
On me okay, yeah, okay way left
Spike down be one enemy remaining
Mirself I'm gonna
You're just such a good boy like
I'm gonna I'm sad to see you're back for I'm actually sad to see your back
Confirm to kill
Yes, daddy yes
Shot what game should be played today after Valorant one sec, let me open up discord and call Zayn real quick
Let me call Zayn. Let me see if he's on
If it doesn't pick up bro, if he says he can't play effects today, we'll just go straight to League of Legends.
Yo, I know this is fucking crazy.
How close would you do this?
What?
You can tell me no, so if you buy a leader.
Oh, sure I can.
That'd be so cool, thanks man.
You don't know me next round, but you'll meet one time this game now, okay?
I'll make sure that I
Know I'm really far
I
Got you open the door
Most of what Habibi with the nine months holy, oh gee
5 on 8
Why is he so cold?
2-dash 2-dash in
I'm talking to the guy, you can play yourself
I'm talking to the guy
Drop this, you gotta walk up chamber, walk up
They're out
3, 4, 2, 3
Spike playing
Can you move?
Noodle with the tier one, get the top, thank you so much, I love you.
Go ahead!
Last player standing. One enemy remaining.
Win, show me where to go.
Oh, good job.
Out of turn.
You want me to play it? Right up?
That's good.
One enemy remaining.
Ohhhh.
Lights down A.
He's gonna drop, drop, drop, drop.
I got a neon ray chat. I got a neon and Bert peanut raid
Good babe out of the way right now. I know you died
This is how it ends!
Lost the new sword.
What's supposed to be man?
Grenade is lying.
Yo, I'm not open door in a second, but I can already.
Okay, three, two, one, go.
Wonder.
Spike down A.
One enemy remaining.
I am trying to watch.
Chat. Watch and learn.
Hey man.
Don't leave me in the 1v1.
I can't believe in the drone.
I don't fucking believe in myself right now bro.
You better save the world for your own sake.
I need a drone.
I don't even believe in myself.
I don't even believe in body.
What the fuck where was he where was he
Destiny is down in you there go
He took the rope to the south danger danger set up
I heard that song
G want to hang with an Indian
One enemy remaining chat type one in this chat and one enemy remaining type one in the chat
If you want to hang out with an Indian, like I never left!
Yeah, please arcade.
She want to hang with an Indian, she want to hang with an Indian.
Well, I trolled my life, sir.
I'm eating your cream right now.
Well, best shot looked insane, by the way.
By actually insane.
Thank you.
I
Noodle can you cross the border and come to Windsor for a bit just come to Windsor for a night, bro
Challenge that my mother's calling
I'm live I'm live I'm live I'm live I'm live I'm live
No N words, no F words, no B words, no C words, chill!
Do I wear medium or large?
Um
Oh nice, nice, man.
Someone in my chat, someone in my chat just said, Muda can you shit on the floor for an edit?
Like what is wrong with you?
They're out there holding, if you may not.
They actually doing deep.
It doesn't look like it, it's just a shit chamber, they're drowning right now.
Get me out, Dosh.
Stay with my one!
I want to lick your turn
You like to chrono me bono? Do you use anything aside from the...
Nah, not really, because I don't use the phantom
Ah, right, the phantom section is so nice though
It is, it is, it is
You don't have nothing to shoot
I need a crossbow.
You're up next.
I can respond to a crossbow.
Wait, did I get robbed?
Chat type one if you want heck.
Yeah, I just want to know if I got robbed.
You got robbed, bro.
Okay, all good.
But how baby, give me a boonzo.
Jeter, are you able to like sell a smoke or something? I'll drive.
One enemy remaining. Spike down A.
Gun here.
Found him. He's in spawn.
We're on the way.
I'm going to get a gun.
Wait Arab, you're a trans?
I never knew that.
Well, welcome brother welcome we accept you bro we accept you hello arabes famous here
Just wanted to say I am coming out as transgender. Hope you guys accept me for who I really am now
Thank you less than three
We accept you bro you accept you
You want to play let's play
I'm safe.
Yeah chambered death.
So I'm safe.
I understand nobody wants it.
We win, we survive.
Yeah, we backed the fuck up from the camp.
Flap-a-dap-a-baz-a-raah.
Why is no one fans?
Oh my-
Walk up safe, walk up safe, let's go, walk up safe.
Is Mooda quiet this stream? No sacrifice. If you go back maybe an hour, I wasted a lot
of Chakra in the beginning of the stream, to be honest. I literally like went apeshit.
Now I'm a little cold, bro. Now I'm a little cold. Now I'm a little, I'm a little cold
right now.
Yeah, guys, hear me out. Hear me out. What do you think about starting over towards
B? And I have to have a rating A.
You're ass.
You feel good about it, right?
ijl again you're four eight you're on chamber you've continued nothing to the
second team chat never ijl the never fucking ijl ever again all right let's go
be
my name is muda and today i'm going to be showing you guys how to entry on the
that beam bomb site as Raina
nine times at its end
the ground bomb
site is clear
please hold kentine
close to one HP kentine
I apologize mr. Chamber for everything that I said I appreciate you fear condolences, and I appreciate you fear pressure
I didn't let it like you all that much before oh
My chest is so sorry it just in trust of three days ago in full store. I don't understand
I'm gonna get back on the peptides in the stairways
uh dish top i'm making my vandal sense vandal sense vandal sense vandal sense
No, you're not making it.
Carter said Muda, or Famous, do you want to see my nuts?
I need a drop.
Uh, Carter, I want to see your nuts.
Yeah, we're fucking so bad keys arcade guys
Just need a couple more kills
I think that he's thinking what is your name in chamber it's my actual last name
why is it so cool in my fucking house because he bagging instead of taking
I mean I had the hard read on the goat for how I killed him.
Yeah I got it, you got it.
You got me?
Yeah, what else is there?
I don't like holding power with that, but...
I got you bro, I got you fine, you're good.
My nipple's kinda itchy.
One's gone.
I know, I know, I know. Daddy?
You're not just huge, I know. You're not just huge.
Alright bros, that's honestly enough for me bro.
Three Valorant games out of Muda.
You're done?
I mean...
Alright, one more. One more for a Mortal 3.
One more for a Mortal 3.
One more, one more.
One more for a Mortal 3.
One more for a Mortal 3 bro.
You legit played one game?
Brittany I played three and I'm not a valorous shimmer anymore. I'm sorry like you know like I mean I mean variety streamer
I'm a streamer. You know what I'm saying? I'm a streamer. I'm not a valid streamer anymore. I'm a streamer
You know what I'm saying girl, you know what I'm saying Brittany, you know what I'm saying girl
How's Hamza by the way, I hope y'all break up one day inshaAllah
Too much free time on your hands these days
Why is the solution all fine and away
Why do I say sorry with my thumb on the sand
Do you really wanna spend my money
Do you wanna take it all from me
Hell yeah
Don't stop with the engine running
Hell yeah
How you going girl are you coming
This song is the epitome of dog shit. My name is Zed and I'm so fucking old. My girlfriend cheated on me.
You don't need to initiate it. Let's go.
What am I playing with? Okay, we lost. We lost, we lost, we lost. AI. AI's taking over League of Legends.
AI's taking over League of Legends. AI just took over the map. AI just took over. AI's already taking over. AI just took over.
I
Just took over it's happening right now. It's happening
RTDT D2 on Vigo
Arrow to your arrow to your three they cannot
So fuck that he just do always blame everyone by yourself
I
Can't wait to hate watch your stream
Every time I turn on your stream you have at least 10 that's what zero kills. I never knew that
You got hymns of coaching back to back to back and still go negative
And I am you need to kill yourself
Where's the GTA part bro, why is he not saying GTA what is happening?
It's power to go out.
We just saw his power go out in real time.
Congrats, Mude, you've been working so hard. Congrats on the 20,000 viewers. You earned this. You made it. Boggles, you fell off. Boggles, you're dick is small, you're not funny, you're chocked, you're ugly.
I don't care how many fucking car wash segments you do, bro. You're never gonna make it to the big leagues, bro. Keep dreaming, keep manifesting. You suck, bro.
No one laughs at your shitty ass jokes, you're ugly. I would slap the shit out of you. I would pull your pants down and smack you on that ass.
Do you know the lineup over there? I can show it to you.
Yeah, I do, I do, I do.
Don't shit.
Boggles I love you bro, Boggles I love you bro, genuinely never quit bro, genuinely
bro in like 5 to 10 years I can see you becoming one of the biggest shooters in the world.
right down mid
two two
i think i just saw your face
one two one two
one enemy remaining
reloading
okay i'll give you the option again
you're welcome to get off if you want
team eight
Now they know who we are.
Thanks, guys.
I'm going to show them.
Bring them to me.
Since we're getting a second chance here, you could choose because I also need the chance to be on.
But what was that in a set?
in a set. Since we're getting a second chance you could choose if you want to play in a
Any other shit anyway?
Uh, Zraha.
What's that?
An animal or a tree?
It's basically like, it's communities, I decided with my Twitch so...
Okay.
Run.
You like this shit or no?
Dude, I can play more too.
I'm going on a tour.
I'm thinking about, I already emailed tomorrow center, I'm going to put a piano here.
Stop window streaming.
Yo, can you guys get the fuck off my deck?
Can you guys get the fuck off my deck?
Huh?
Can you all get the fuck off my deck?
This website died in one week how like come on bro really Chad do y'all like
sorta do y'all sorta miss uh COVID sorta Chad do y'all sorta do y'all sorta miss
Just call it a little bit.
Match found.
Ruined my life.
Really?
I beat you puffy panda.
I don't really care.
Sorry.
What do you sound so emo puffy?
What's wrong with you bro?
Who?
You bro.
Why do you sound so emo?
I don't really care.
Sorry.
What do you sound so emo puffy?
What's wrong with you bro?
Who?
You bro.
Why do you sound so emo?
Why do you sound so emo?
I'm gonna let you guys know now. I'm not playing the shader. I'm just high vibrations. That's all
High vibrations just just flying above the flock. Yo, play for walking block initiative. Please subscribe
That's not happening
All right
Chasing a shader like fuck bro. Muda. Can you get back to your original camera angle? Please
fine bro fine oh my god I was fucking fell fine bro like damn really y'all
they think I'm not chopped huh do y'all really think I'm not chopped really do
y'all really think I'm not chopped man valor is very like how do I how do I
I like...
Valorantista?
Boy, don't take both.
I don't know why I saw that one.
I wasn't sure about that and it made me rush my fight.
Epic out type of song?
I'm coping, I'm coping, I'm coping.
Rumors that Jinx has a secret off streamer counter he has 5000 elo.
NINE! You're pulling a moota!
John Koh!
No, no, no. I'm not pulling a fucking moota.
I
Is it bad that I want to download League of Legends and play League of Legends
Should we play League of Legends chat
Big news
Please
All right, fuck it everyone just said yes, I'm down last game and we go play some League of Legends
Let's see the zing message me back on discord. No, he didn't
That might be walking up be a they walked up be satchel be
That flash be one more man looks out
to be man is a lot of sky and bridge I didn't see right now oh my god
they know about man
Yeah.
Could you accidentally step in?
40 on breach?
Okay, all three of them.
This is so where.
Why is it so fucking cold in my room?
I don't know what's going on. I feel like they're coming B and I'm doing a good job, but we're
still losing these rounds. Not that good of a job, but I think they're
in B's. I mean, I legit killed two. I've killed
every single round and like keep it away and wait if you get us wait for you guys to flood
Guys I'm gay and I suck dick for a living
first time in a stream after watching him on youtube for one year
welcome to the community bro welcome to the community bro
i can't tell if you're trolling or just like so serious
He's serious, he's serious.
How about player high, sir? Hey, hey, hey, hey, all I said was I'm just trying to do my job.
Hey, hey, pussy slash SRS.
What was that?
S or S?
Serious, serious.
Bah, what you saying, SRS?
Oh, they have rolling thunder.
They're probably, yeah. Hope we won it.
I'm playing a
I can't do that. I can't do that. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
Yeah, they waited out my smoke and stun flashed through it last round, alright.
I heard that.
I actually did not wait out my smoke, sorry, I made Christmastime myself, they went through my smoke.
Don't wall up, I've up.
Who raided Neon and Bert Pina?
one more
2hp
2hp
1hp
2hp
1hp
1hp
2hp
1hp
2hp
2hp
2hp
2hp
What do you guys have pinned famous I don't get it, bro
You buy murder
Amazon sub W
But we can't have no B player
Guys, I don't understand why we're playing so shit
So shit, I don't get it. Yeah chamber that we I don't know if you know, but that's a you
Bro, you're six kills, bro. Yeah, you have to you guys all have fucking to go positive or neutral like me bro
Oh my god
Gaming environment
I'm gonna let him bro, as I rest
I'm gonna put a sock in there to be honest
Mine
There's your man
Take one more human
Rich is there
Come on now, it can't be
Fuck, like I'm never where
Go, go, go
Oh
Guys guys I got three kills around
Don't be act don't be acting all jolly now. You're ready. You're already
Yeah, but if you don't fuck with me way back then, then I'm on out.
Cause I'm up right now.
Like, that ass, you know, just cause I have one kill you're talking shit, but when I'm
up and I'm 5 and 6 kills, you want to...
Now you want to be nice.
Yeah, now you want to be nice, huh?
Really?
It really shows your true colors.
It really does, bro.
You don't fuck with me when I'm on my lowest, but you want to fuck with me when I'm on
my highest.
Fuck out of here, bitch.
Goodness, I'd have better myself.
Let's go.
Team up 3.
Team up 3.
1, 2, 3.
Team!
Hey, don't get mad at me just because we just got exposed.
The flower is just shining
Shining
Shining
Fire in the hole
I'm not leaving
I'm not leaving
I'm not leaving
Fight planted
114 Clove
No.
You know what, I want to know what mouse sploit uses.
And whatever mouse sploit uses is the mouse that I will use.
Good, Darren.
I'll buy you a judge to use your all.
Sploit.
That's your mission mark, mouse.
He doesn't have an exclamation mark mouse.
B3.
Why does he not have an exclamation mark mouse?
Tell me a message of more.
Scott.
Just stop saying it.
That's Kyle.
I think they're going to run at you, man.
I agree.
They're going to pop seekers and one more on men.
One more on men.
Rich.
There's Tubi, man.
I guess it's Ann, but he's got to side of the sprint out of it.
Boarded bridge.
What do you say they do?
I think I have him.
Nice.
Nice, 80 on breach, 80 on breach.
They'll get healed.
One elbow.
that's right bro chamber look at chat do you see it
I see it bro I'm sorry man
ahhh
smart as you think you are
1 & 8 guys
dude you guys aren't team
hey you're in team voice chat bro
what's that toxicity
you just have 1 & what
who are you talking about bro
who are you talking about bro
1 & 8
1 & 8
you know when you assume you're making an outside of your man
you making apps out of you and me?
hey
here we fall to be way back am i hungry
i think we throw up already now
stop
my turn
i mean can we be honest we're just site hitting and no one's playing sites
i'm playing site
the wrong one
chat spoi's mouse is the um i don't know if i can get that
If I should get keep this or not should I
Doesn't say and I don't really think he gives a fuck. Okay. Well, he uses a lamb zoom Inca. What the fuck is a lamb zoom Inca?
What the fuck is this shitty ass mouse this guy uses
What the fuck I've seen that guy's Twitter too. By the way, that's a real fun boy. What are you using?
I don't know if anyone else has seen it. What the fuck is the Inca?
It's the Latino. It's the Latino land.
I like the queen name. I like the queen name.
Hey, honestly, in hindsight, I think you should go back deep.
I'm going to smoke deep A. Let's get three rounds on the board here.
Damn, we're going to play split T side with no.
Yeah, we're going to play with the last one.
I have you.
Give me a chat right now.
I'm going to smoke deep A.
You guys are going to play the whole death smoke.
They got cold for us. They got breach.
You tell us play around now.
Did I actually win this, should I?
Where have you been?
All my life
All my life
I'm gonna swing lower
Maybe get a rain of flash and we'll have the Philly's good
I remember
Never let my life
Life down A
This is my last Valorant game for the day.
Yeah.
This is my last Valorant game for the day.
So my Viper was like, well, Lahi, I'm not locking any shader and proceeded to go 111
on Viper.
Oh, it's off again, bro.
It's off again.
All right.
mean to be fair people do have bad games them that's just that's just the
reality
known to me and feel them bro this is worse kind of way than a new goal defense
anyway we tell this new gen pussy that I went to his region and got rank one and
conquerors region this fucking loser don't don't ever say something like that
ever don't don't don't know you can't disrespect me pussy you can't you can't
You can't 40 one tap bang. No
Win trade yeah, I mean bro my fucking ass your fucking yeah, we'll just say anything bro
20,000 viewers if you bought rank one NA
Actually just facing the open I'm not even gonna smoke. What's I don't get the one $5 scammer
Yeah, bro
Yeah, you want more on can we get this run?
Most of them are terrorists.
In the back!
I believe...
Could be a midlaner.
I doubt it.
Let's drop that orb.
Miss Glova's looking for it.
Yep, there it is.
I just knew I did these guys have we have to be rush they just have like clover random
with 11. I mean, we can win. We can. Yeah, you're getting
banned. Bro, come on, bro. Interesting. You've got no
confidence. Interesting how 12 rounds go by and I first
lost one kill. And he's the playing beating inside of
which they've hit the side. They're out of one time to decide.
Where are you, babe?
These these types of things. I've never out of my game
before so at least it's like it was on sky it's different like you're playing
viper so it's gonna exactly also rank one in two different continents the only
human being to ever grace here to get rank on to different continents yes oh my
Oh, yeah, I love that. We're all trying it up. That's what I really respect about any of it
Just be me
I'm looking default looking default on
Hey, I don't know if you heard I thought I got stunned there's the breach was holding the stun and spawn
remaining
it's like a very fast so let's better the fight for the four-pronged the
fucking uh...
the the the the the super straight
super straight fucking matter
just don't be shit
hold the mouse
you know what you're right
it's not the mouse it's not the car it's the driver
it's always been about the driver i've been chasing you know what i said
I've been chasing that one on a t-shirt.
You can probably throw that one on a t-shirt.
I've been chasing the sensitivity.
I've been chasing the mouse for so long.
But it's the driver, not the car.
It's within you ever since you were born.
Wow.
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, it might be 2-in-11.
Let's lock in.
It's never too late.
Let's go.
What?
I can hold you guys around.
I can hold you guys around.
They just smoked, they just smoked mid.
Scott, I don't know what we should do about this.
Scott, I don't know. You guys can maybe just group here.
Spike down A.
One way up, one way up.
One way up.
You couldn't make the kill, wall off for me, wall.
One on my truck, one on my truck.
One on, one on.
uh breach my hat breach my hat
uh
uh
uh
the inside
breach on singa, breach raise
live screen, walk up
breach on all three all three all three all three all three all three
one enemy
remaining
I
Say you guys are down to come back
I can't with my new mousepad to come bro where is it?
One more on B. Should be 1A, only 1A. That's the A guy, both are B. Go away, go away, go away.
He's in the smith. He could be squad. He was, he had been, ran to the nice.
He's going to squad. He's on B. You'd say have him.
Let's go
You surpassed
You didn't have to say anything wait, you're gonna
You don't you don't go off here and I buy puffy so we can go for sure sure sure sure
It's not the sense. It's the driver
It's not the trend, it's not the sense, it's the driver.
King of Wrath the Seven Months I Love You, Bon 111 with the 13 Months I Love You so much,
God bless you.
I ordered an Artisan XXL.
Here.
I'm made it off.
Raise and breach.
B.
One more B.
Spike drop.
One more B.
Spike drop.
One more B.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
Spike drop.
I wanted this all.
Resombed it.
Okay.
I don't get back up
So I'm actually worried bro, where am I?
Where am I gonna?
I'm just gonna play a good middle for you guys bro. I've worked B main like three times now
This time B main let's run
I'm gonna go bomb, go see that.
Okay, one bit, one bit.
One thing.
I'm planning for Heaven.
He walked into the smoke, walked into the smoke.
My flash.
Why is my flash just going into the fucking floor?
I've got your trail.
I thought that smoked so I peeked through it kinda.
I was good, I thought that was there.
We should try to get on site somewhere so we can use our Viper all.
Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out
The preach is really poor at men and B
Nah nah nah, every day is like a eyeballs
Like a replay replay
Hey hey hey hey
Come on, let's go live with them
Okay
Oh my god
There y'all begins
From the mail
The preach mail
I dropped
I hate this game, man.
I just don't understand, bro.
I mean, there's sniping.
There's three mid, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
We should have, we should have, I don't know.
We just had to like just start mid, like fade out some noise and then just rewalking,
man.
Can we rush in this front?
We gotta exchange one of these rounds.
What is my title?
Got Viewbotted.
Take that out of that. Take that out of my title right now.
Take that out of my title right now. You think I got Viewbotted?
These are real viewers, bro. Are you crazy, bro?
Take that out of my title right now, bro.
We are the goblins!
These are my real viewers now, we're going to put up a bomb.
I'll blow, I'll blow, I'll blow!
Whoa, everything just feels so fucking...
One ramp, one ramp.
Two of them, two of them!
Jijiji guys, honestly I could have played better, but I apologize guys, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry bro GGs man I ah fuck bro, GGs bro take care, GGs bruh
Ah
Fuck man
We sold bro we sold we sold chat we sold all
all
What should we play apex I don't think zane is on chat I don't think zane is on
solo queue you want me to solo queue my way to Perr
you want me to solo queue my way to Perr
anything other than league chat I like to buy bro I I don't like to play league
I want to kill myself when I play league and GTA but it's addicting bro I'm
having a fucking blast on league bro if you don't like it bro while you're free
to leave I don't mean that in a battle you don't have to watch my shit bro it's
like you know just cuz I love drink doesn't mean I listen to every song
sometimes I don't like some of his songs that he makes bro you know I
I still love Drake though. You know what I'm saying bro?
Your opinion doesn't matter
But you don't want to watch VODs chat I don't want to watch VODs
Because that's gonna take the fun out of the game. What is the point?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what's going on, Hamzah?
Nothing, chillin'.
Yo, look who's in your lobby, bro.
Uh, why'd you join my lobby?
You can't point.
Let's queue, bro, let's queue.
What are we gonna queue?
You're not gonna learn shit.
Cue some ranked solo duos, bro, let's go.
You do understand we can't play, right?
Why?
Brother, you're iron, I'm challenger.
So?
Bro.
You are lit, you're lit, the bottom,
the bottom, you're at worm level.
Imagine I'm a human, you're a worm.
You gotta climb all the way up.
Yes, but I think I can hang, bro.
I can hang, just cue us up, bro, let's go.
No, you cannot hang for shit.
You can't.
You can't.
Can you at least coach me for one game?
OK, I'll coach you one game.
I'm hoppin' to fuck off.
Why?
Because I've been up for fucking 23 hours.
I'm doing 24 hours of stream.
I'll coach you one game, then I'll go.
I'm zylogging.
Tamsa, why don't you give up, man?
No.
No, the reason why?
The reason why?
Listen, I'm going to tell you that now.
No, you make, no, you piss me off.
Why?
because you don't want to learn yourself.
I want to learn.
I can't VOD review on stream, bro.
I can't.
What are you talking about?
You want to learn.
You can't say you want to learn and then you don't want to learn.
I can't VOD review on stream.
Why?
Why you don't want to?
You want to sit there and watch me learn, bro.
It's like going to school, bro.
No one wants to watch me.
You do realize the people that are watching you play league
are also probably learning as well.
How long would a VOD review take?
My bottom views take one to two hours per per game, but the thing is like mood on like
it.
I feel like you need to play a lot of games or a point where you understand what every
champion does.
So should we just start vaude reviewing once I get like bronze or silver bro?
I feel like if you can understand, okay, how about this?
How about this?
How about this?
What this? We don't bother you until you understand what every champion does.
Sorry?
Okay, one lock down. One lock young down.
So that might take a month, but that means you need to play the game a lot.
Okay, but then can you coach me every day?
Hey, every day, every day, bro, every day.
But I'm trying to get a rank one.
Okay, maybe, maybe, every day, maybe.
She's supposed to be ranked close.
Like, don't worry, I'm not gonna leave you hanging.
I'm ranked 14 and I'm very close.
I'm so close!
They'll mouse?
I lost all four of my games yesterday, bro. All four.
I'm like...
I saw... No, no, no. You play like a mystery.
I know.
It's so hard. It's so hard to play when daddy Hamza is not there for you, bro.
if you are not but I can't always hold your hands I can't I know but hold my
hands until I don't need you to hold my hands anymore
I'm sorry shit say your screen share screen I'm sorry I feel like I leaked I
I leaked the dick pic that you sent me last night.
I did not send you shit.
I leaked it.
I did not send you shit.
See, Hamza, I knew you were freaky.
What the fuck would I send more to my dick?
You know, Hamza, I feel like I know what type of dick you have.
What type of dick I got?
I feel like you got like a short one, but a thick one.
When I'm soft, yeah.
I'm a girl.
No, I know.
I'm just saying you get hard.
I feel like your dick is like short, but thick.
What's short?
Like five inches, six inches.
That's thick.
Five, six inches is short nowadays?
Are you rocking an anaconda?
Dude.
What the fuck are you saying?
This is all I wanted to get over to.
Cut. What are you reading?
I didn't mean to.
What the fuck are you saying?
Have you seen my deck?
I have not.
Look at this.
Bro, what?
Why?
Why you got a whole mobile shit?
Bro.
I don't know, the old AJ, what's good AJ?
You put a remote controller in there
and just started doing jumping jacks.
But you make me laugh.
I'm so pleased.
What like coaching everybody bro?
I like hearing your voice.
I like hearing your voice.
I know what the baby is.
Maybe it's like when I tell a girl like,
hey Muda, can I come over today?
I tell her maybe.
And I don't like, I don't like that.
It's like the inshallah.
You know my mom used to tell me inshallah.
Mama please buy me Kala duty this year.
I'm stuck playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4 from 3 years ago.
Hold on!
What?
Huh?
Who are you guys right now?
That's well.
What the fuck did you just say?
That's well.
Okay, what did he do?
I know all of his abilities.
How do you think he's gonna play this?
Uh, stay away from minions?
Why? Why would you stay away from the minions?
Because you can like, e onto the minions.
Well then just fight him!
Okay, but, okay, true.
Second of all, break his shield always before going in.
Yeah!
EW, EW, EW.
So you can just W, you don't have to EW.
Just W it, and that's it.
I got more, Boney.
Let's ride.
Minions have spawned.
I
Wish on what you got first up
With the air
What does he have the flash at night?
Okay, good. Yes, PTA. So that means he wins. He wins short trades
You win long trades, but if you have little temple
Yellow to first is letting you yellow to yellow to first
No
already made slashe me slashe me
I go again you're the best you almost cannot I'm not this guy's like the best
he does it is it is why did they remake somebody okay I don't tell you I
I only play Yone so far or what?
Uh, probably.
Yone, I'll call you.
That's it.
Do you guys-
Are you iron one?
Yeah, I'm literally iron one.
I lost all iron two.
Bless you.
Bless you.
I don't know.
Bless me, I got smurfed on, bro.
Nah, I was watching.
I was watching.
The jungle, man.
You were stinking the bed
Yeah, but there was a there was a jungle mid
And it was like freezing the wave and shit last hitting
And it was jungle mid
So you're gonna get pulled out. Yeah, no, he was literally jump
Yeah, he was a jungle mid instead of a mid player. It was a jungle mid. I've never seen that before
What the fuck do you mean jungle mid? That's not a thing. He was a jungle character, but he played the mid role
What what character it was um?
Chalice's character
It's a jungle Jinza Jinza Jinza
Zinza
I see okay. I might be a little bit of cancer. You don't know what he does. Yeah, it was AIDS, bro
It triggered me at the stream
What if your rage quitting lead now it only gets worse, you know that right?
Don't trade, don't trade, don't trade, save the climb, decline.
Fuck him.
Why are you apologizing?
Are you a bitch?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't type that idiot.
I don't know what you want me to do
What do you mean? What do you want me to do? I just don't don't say I'm sorry and don't say I fuck you
I just try to be an ass guy bro. I'm from Chengdu. Oh trade trade trade the smaller trade trade trade
Pick Bob. Yeah
But I'm already last pick. I thought you already told me
Can you see it's two and two and then one huh?
Bro you see two to one
when army briar just picked top adc is picking now so that means your last pick
I know but you told me the last two are always don't matter the same that's for
the other side mooder look at the other side look you see how do you know that
how do you know when you're on the red side red side is the one without the
first pick so it shows above you above the character first the first
character okay you're against big arm in which is easy I fucking hate J
Garkis and more
What if we get like what would we get 50 balloon time jumbo healing and
Oh
Agent did it it didn't work on God
I got my bounty. Let's ride
Mignons have spawned.
Alright, you ready?
Yep.
All right, you ready, yeah, yeah, so I saw you were like you want me to auto attack the minions
I said a lot listen just just just last look here right now you must last so what how do
I know when not to last because okay so right here you have an easy match up they go
it's pretty easy for you so you want him to come towards you you also is in an easy
So you want to get the prior thinking about like that. What's easy let them come to you
What's hard you want to come to them so you get advantage to level two so you believe on level two on the level one
Do what I just said
So when it's easy you go to dumb when it's hard you let them come to you
The opposite retard what do you mean?
Let me the complete opposite
So when they're easy
You go towards them when it's hard you let them come towards you
The opposite again
These are the same thing again
He's not even he came and listen to what I'm saying
Okay, what it's easy
Let them come to you when it's hard you go to them
yes okay good how does it make any sense though when it's hard you go to long
line so you can get advantage think about it like this you need advantage so
you go out run at them look right here go at it go go go go
see you see how you just did that I didn't think you were able to do that
why did you there don't you is that bad really yeah cuz you're hitting the
wave you want him to stay on your side let him court let him come towards you
make all of them again
AQ3 go go in go in go go go go go go go go go
freeze
oh lord i'm gonna see
oh lord i'm not what what the fuck are you flashing
I thought that was a good flash
you're missing point blank abilities and you're flashing you're already in
You have your E up so you can look for an Alden, he's a vagar, he has no mana, he has no mana, he's nice.
And bro!
Here you go, nice.
Man, oh my god.
Freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze and go B, go B, go B.
B, B, B, B, B, B.
Why not just blast the lead?
Because you're not gonna make it back in time you see how he just respond you want to spend your gold and come back to lane on time
Well, there's shit
Because but you're not there when you're not there have 40,000 viewers
Yo, I was gonna view body listen listen no for the real
Okay
Yes, when they're when when they're about to spawn you got to understand you need to recall because it takes eight seconds
You want to be in lane when they're in lane got it?
Yes, you want to be a name when they're
But what I'm confused about is how do I know when to crash the wave and when not just
I just told you are they if they're not in if they're still dead and it's not eight seconds
you can shove or do whatever you need to do if you have time shove it don't
time don't shove it but you want to wait towards your side
that was a bad thing I listen to what the fuck I just said I swear I want the
wave on your side you want the wave on your side my fucking you stupid I did
not I did not just say that I get you're right there it is hard to like
You're not listening. That's what I'm trying to say. You're not gonna be able to
Okay, this isn't this is this is motor freeze right here. What the hell is this? You've got one minion
Sorry
You want to lie sit the other one? You don't want that minion you want to go in here?
That's not bad you see how you trunk them out get six and run at him get six six and all
few
Oh
Yo, can you please fucking aim?
How do you play ballerina another aim?
Why are you clicking back? Why not show up?
Okay, there you go what the fuck happened you forget everything when I just told you
I
Left the guy that you've been up on
What do you think I do?
Maybe it puts our bad as well, but I use
You see I'm gonna go back to my original sensitivity because I changed my sense of 900
I'm not a DPI and then 50 in game
What's what's in game 55 25 25 yay slow-punk
No, no, too fast, too fast, you won't know.
You're not going to be able to control this.
No, no, no, yes I will, yes I will.
You missed.
Yeah, did you forget you can still all in.
You can still go, ease up, solo for something.
I want my Q3 though.
I'm not fucking kidding, I'm not an Israeli spy, you dumbass!
What are you playing?
I wouldn't be surprised!
What?
Not gonna lie, brother.
Jump!
Well, that's so easy to play when you're in here, but lululala.
EQ, EQ, EQ, we got him, we got him.
I'm out.
Have a good night.
Nice.
Now, now, now pop my pots and shove.
Good.
Good boy.
So the one thing I don't understand is why I didn't shove last time.
I know you said this 10 times, lululala, I'm sorry.
It's hard to kind of, you know what I'm saying, it's kind of hard to understand but I'm like...
Nah, it's fine. I got a drill in your head.
Pause.
Yeah, just drill it. Just drill it in me, daddy. Drill it in me.
Okay, what should you do here?
Tabi, I can buy an item.
I don't lose just...
Yeah, but you're basically gonna be stopped by the minions, no?
No, I'm not. Why?
You're lucky. You gambled out.
No, I didn't know. Listen, I know...
You literally gambled out.
No, I don't.
Bro, everything is premeditated, bro.
Now you gambled your back there.
That was premeditation, bro.
You gambled it.
Alright, what should you do here?
It's an easy matchup for you, though.
You know this match was very easy.
Really?
Yes.
The bottom of a hole.
You can always all in him.
You're a pit in the head.
Hold the wave.
Hold the wave, Bob.
I'm holding, holding, holding.
You just hit the wave.
Now you have to get the minions.
Brother, you still got a farm.
You still got a farm.
Look look you see how the waves now not not not
QQQ like what are you running back for though?
Alive
Alive
Oh, turn down your turn down your setting again. You're missing
I like this though I like this this is what I was know this is what I was first
out before I changed my settings you sure yeah I was one that was that you're
missing is it 50 default you've gone in at 50
I flashed, I flashed, flashed, flashed!
Good.
Alright, eat you all.
Oh, I do think I'm gonna see a lot of blood, but, but, but, look, give me a bit, I'll get back.
No, no, it's all good, it's all good, you killed them, right?
That's all that matters. Can you please aim your W's though?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that guy, I'm sorry.
I don't get the play then he said eight seconds remember hey now go back go go back go back and press me
Right B B B B B B B B B B B
These are the minis are gonna tank their minions so it's not gonna cancel your base. I like that
So you don't go all the way back
Then you're golden one day. Go go go go quick quick
41,000 viewers yo you're currently colliding with a 41,000 viewer and you're in a how do you feel?
Jinxy, oh my god, it's nice to meet you Jinxy!
All right, that's all right!
Bro is so Israeli that his family likely has biblical artifacts stashed in their multiple homes stolen across hundreds of years.
Knows looking like the stone of Gibraltar. Type one if you knew he cheated in Siege all along.
I never cheated in Siege.
It's not hurt!
That's not what you mean.
That's not what hurts bro.
That's what you mean by what I've ever seen.
There you go, there you go.
There you go.
There you go big M.
I like that.
Go again.
Now you want to try that.
You know you can do a little tactic where you can really just try to bait them in.
So you can maybe take like bad trades.
I read that you could have killed him right wait. Oh if you're at the edge, it's fun
Yes, but like you can just throw your q3 without your e
Get the cannon get the cannon get the cannon it's cannon
So do I want to come to my side try to last it now it's too late now
It's gonna push towards him. So you need to cross this wave you can dive in you're too strong. He's very low eq are
a little bit but you need to be a little bit faster than that's good
I agree, I agree, I agree
Look at Brian, look at Brian, look at Brian, look at Brian
This?
Yeah look, look, just don't get carried away, there you go, there you go
Gonna fight, there you go
Nice
Hold on, I love playing with you, man, I love you
Like, won't lie, I love you
B, B, B, B, B, where you going?
Where are you going?
Oh, they're crashing away
Okay, that's actually good, yeah, cause you still didn't miss one yet
W, there you go.
Cross this, and we side.
Very good, very good, very good. Perfect.
Perfect.
Like, well, this game's only fun when I play with you, bro.
Wallah.
Like, I want to literally kill myself when I play this game without you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. When you play solo, did you never go 5-0?
Or like, perfect, like shit like this, or not?
No, one time. Remember when I soloed one time?
It's when you coach me, like, for four days straight, back to back to back to back.
And then boom I dropped like a 30 kill game and an 80 thousand damage remember that yeah
I know and then what happened I stopped and then he just like so much for God
I mean he killed he killed he killed like you keep fighting him
Got to be quicker so you don't get trapped in the cage
Like this in yourself before your booty comes up think about like that like you're always clicking backwards before you get
You two three
But yeah now now walk up with you two three good
There you go. You can walk forward
Good job.
Don't play with guns.
You need to...
Did you hear what I just said, though?
Um, yes.
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You say that out.
Why do I always back up without my Q3?
Is that what you're saying?
Why do I always back up before I always like back up when I don't...
All along.
Come on.
Kite, kite.
You can kite that.
You're strong.
Kite is hitting and backing out.
Like, like, like you hit them and move back.
Hit them, move back.
Hit them, move back.
Hit them, move back.
That's tight here.
Kite is hitting and backing out like you hit them and move back, hit them and move back,
hit them and move back.
Kite this, kite this, kite this.
Don't stand still.
Very good Mudo. Very good.
Very good, very good, very good. Good job.
Be it now.
Never go be now.
Okay, listen.
This is what I'm saying.
When you have you before you have a q3 you want to take this way take away take away
So I
Go go go go go. Okay. Listen when you have before your q3 is up. You know how this like you have to get q1 q2
Okay, the moment you hit your q2 you're supposed to be near them already
What's my don't get you?
So why do you know this is a future here?
Is that a Q2?
No, it's Q1.
Now you get a Q2.
Right, before that Q2, you should already be next to them.
So your Q3 is up right next to them.
So it's a lot easier to aim.
Oh, because they just run away if you have a...
Right, right, right.
Or you can even do it when it's Q1.
Just understand your spacing of your buildings.
Make sense?
Yes.
You know, I should probably start roaming
once I get this tower.
Correct.
Spread your lead
As a mid laner mid lanes OP because you can spread every lane you can help jungle you can help bot lane
You got top lane
You do a lot the point of mid lane is to spread their lead look look look this is green
Go bot
You see yeah, see about like this if you're winning once you want to mid start start roaming get your wave roam
Wave roam you see I got your wave fast
I have one timer bot go around them kill them and then go go back go back on mid
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a lot of street
a lot of street
why are you ulting like this
you can auto attack him to death
I could have one
think bro don't just
don't panic
you keep pushing this right
cause you see people are mid
So you don't want it so they keep pushing this
Why can you keep pushing this so Mudo because there's no one down here and there's one guy man
There's no one here yet. There's no one here, but you don't want to be sure you don't want to share XP
Your ease on the victory your ease
Hey, you win
Oh under the tower such a bad
I don't know, if you flashed out, listen, if you flashed out and then eat it, it would have been a lot better.
Yeah, yeah, I agree, I agree, well done, I agree.
It's okay, you're doing good.
Yo, whoever's viewbotting me bro, dude, that's uh...
That's very thankful of you, bro, thank you.
Hey, neon, thanks for the red bar, I appreciate you.
I was out of an idea, but why don't I come to New York, we get an Airbnb or a house and
we don't end stream it's like a challenge.
I don't know, I don't know.
Why?
I don't know, I've been living there for five years.
I'm gonna have kids with you at that point.
What the fuck?
Can you look on the map side like look the post look look where you're going
You're not looking pay attention like where you're walking towards
Unlock the camera you remember I told you to unlock it. Yeah, but well, that's so like that's I think I have a lot more to do right now
But before that yeah, but like if you're not doing anything you might as well unlock it to see what's happening, right?
What should he do here?
Uh, top?
Wrong.
Why?
What's coming up soon?
Drag.
Take all my courage to the sticking point, if that's what it takes.
Who's Alphysness, by the way?
That's not turned.
You can fight.
Take off.
Two-three.
Two-three.
You kill one.
Come on.
2-3? 2-3 and you kill him?
Come on.
Look at Vagar.
Look at Vagar! Look at Vagar!
What about him? What about him? I see him.
Look at the map!
Moth Moodle!
What are you playing fucking blind? Look at the map!
You know what? There's one issue I do have and it's not looking at the map.
Why? That's the...
I know it's just that's the whole part of the game
Thank you
Then turn down this guy. Thank you. Yes, you can you're very strong
Yeah, yeah
Oh my the nuke
Okay
We got it, bro. I really got a teacher on all like I keep telling her or walk, but you're not doing it
What's or block different you auto just writing you auto then you click right in front of them like they're just right quick
You know a lot of spacing like this
That's not or walking no
You know, you're not you're not really auto-attacking anything you need auto-attack move auto-attack move
Like don't just sit there one place your character model stops in the same spot. You understand that right?
I don't know what you know about that
Okay, so when you auto attack right it keeps you in that one position at this and if they're in that station
So it's it's it's reacting to your clicks
When I can
Witness
I tried.
Would I have won that and didn't ult?
Huh?
Would I have won that and didn't ult?
What?
Would you have done an ult and I have won that?
Yes, but he's gonna have ult.
No, but, but, but, but, sorry.
My brain's freezing.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's 24 hours, so it's okay.
It's catching up to me.
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen.
When you auto-attack, okay, imagine the totem, okay?
When you auto attack and you're walking towards that totem, it's gonna put you just right in front of that total, okay?
So you're not gonna be behind him
Does that make sense you're gonna be in you're gonna be you're gonna be in front of it
You're gonna be in front of the guy when you auto attack you're not gonna be
Huh
I was gonna ask if I should sell a pot for an item, but I just didn't.
What did I just say?
You said that you want an auto attack because you shouldn't be behind them if you don't.
You should think about that.
Sorry.
You should think about that.
I like that.
Can you pay attention?
Okay.
Sorry.
When you auto attack, and when you're walking towards the totem, you auto attack gonna
put your mind to the portal.
I'm just giving an example like a minion, auto attack right now, auto attack, auto attack.
You see how he's standing in one place?
Yes.
That's bad you want to auto attack and move to go behind them. Oh
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Move keep moving go behind him
Get space so he can't run and close the gap
What you didn't look at him?
There you go
I don't know but like if it's a free kill the free kill in it, you know
Sometimes I I wait for my Q3 and don't auto attack
You wait for your Q3 and don't auto-sack.
Okay wait for my Q3 before I engage a fight.
It's a bad habit.
I don't want to lose it out of the way.
You know how it's always okay to eat your Q3.
You can die the guy here.
If you eat, eat, eat, you die.
You can ER, ER, ER, ER.
ER.
Here you go.
That's not boring.
Here you go, you die.
What should we do here?
$1000
How's he?
No, no, no, no, no, we should just fight him one way.
There you go.
Go back.
Bad Baron, though.
I'm gonna help my Baron.
Say lask daddy
Say lask daddy
Why do you eat this?
No, that's not how it works
It doesn't work like that
It doesn't?
No, he's getting all one of you guys
It's fine
Where should he go?
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Bad.
Bad.
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Good.
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Bad.
Why?
Bad.
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Bad.
Bad.
Why?
I don't understand.
Go by!
Why go everywhere it is!
Go by!
I was going down but he said fucking uh.
No!
You're not going where the minions are!
Go where the minions are!
You're gonna go behind the fucking mini?
How are you gonna push the wave?
Look what you're doing, okay, do you think this is good?
Think.
So why do I go buy you're not up to help my team?
Because you're grouped up, there's no point for you all to be grouped up when you have
Baron.
Even when you don't have Baron, that's why you're grouped up like this.
To play Giona, you gotta run out of play sides.
You push your ways and then if they can't, no opportunity, then you look for opportunity
on the on-run with the team.
they're all top after not resetting right let them stay top you go bot you got
to you got to push the wave bot so yeah now you get all this way huh so yet
Baron but out yes you should always try to fit out with Baron yes or you could
teamfight but the thing is you're so strong to the point you could bring
two people and kill them
fight fighting fight
I should have got them now
oh lord
I did it again
he said yo and I need you
what do I tell him, suck my dick, shut the fuck up
No, you're gonna get banned
You're gonna get banned
Why do you eat under the turret? I know I know I know it's kind of like a panic thing though
It's a panic thing. I apologize. Why and like bro, you know, you're so strong
I don't think you would like stop stop panicking. Let's hold your abilities aim, bro aim
This isn't by where you see them one time and then you you panic shoot. No, take your time
You're not that good yet like take your time with your bullies
You go look what's happening in the people there you go good pathing now this is good packing
It's a big dough for a big dough for what is teleporter? It's okay. It's all good
What even they have teleporter in this game. I probably didn't tell you about it. Yes, okay?
No, look what's happening. They go
You go to the dragon mark great where should you go here
Get the wave get the wave look with the red look at the way
YAY BAH!
Here they got it.
Muda, you need to focus on waves.
This gives you gold.
Like imagine these waves are kills.
Every wave you miss is a kill.
There's a reason why you have low CS counts,
because you don't farm. Why?
That's bad.
Farm, farm, farm.
Can you eat this?
good he's watching to eat just in case they come at you true you're all by
yourself you're too weak you could be too weak for soon or too weak too weak
by soon careful
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one after very good old killer very good very good
That guy has ultimate, you can EQ him and then back out, remember.
E.
It's okay, keep fighting, don't be scared, keep rising behind them, keep looking.
The CP, get ready to kill the Dagon. Dagon's above you, remember.
Dagon's above you.
W.
No.
Aim, brother, aim.
I didn't even see, I didn't know he had that ability.
You can even W.
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Oh, you
I'm trying to stay relaxed.
Swan, you killed four people.
What are you doing? Keep pushing.
I want to get my health.
No, you just keep pushing.
You can get the health with the minions in front.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Pay attention.
It's a turret, it's a turret. Should I not, though?
Good job by turning on the knock turn there, by the way.
When you EQ, then you turn on knock turn and ult again.
That's very good.
Help me, bro.
There you go, it's a turret, it's a turret, it's a turret.
I can fight.
I'm ult.
I can't, bro.
You're hesitating I am be confident Mudo be confident in yourself stop hesitating stop
it you're overthinking it it's very simple walk up your boat you need to
understand how strong you are you're 17 kills you're almost full build and they
They all have two to three items.
And I have one, two, three, four, five.
Well, four, but yeah.
Baron?
Yes, Baron.
If you were in this game, I'd just go Baron.
Yes, go Baron and the game.
I think he's overstimulated when playing and listening to you.
If he bought a view, he'll be golden one month.
I agree, but he doesn't want to bother of you.
We set fire to heaven.
Pop, pop, pop, pop.
Get a pot, get a pot.
Go back.
Right, right, right.
So in big team fights that is upcoming
and you don't have a slot, and you have 500 goals,
you might as well buy a pot.
OK.
It's not bad.
There's like a lot.
Yeah, but read it.
30, 80.
30 tight damage and 12 physical damage.
Yup.
You tell it across the road.
It's big for teamfights, get objectives.
Shake each of the knots and bugle on the knots.
What's that?
why am I going to baron now? because of the wave and no one's up here?
I would say go mid because of the wave but they're fighting and fighting and they're close
I would say go mid so you can go to dragon and let them go top
so you want to spread out your baron
you can't all be grouped up here
there's no need to be all grouped up here
if someone wants to go top then fight
they're right there
I won't yep, there she is
That's playing like a killer of all oh my god, so well, that's
Not bad the briar below you blow you blow you
Shudder play with the third each you
Is that bad? Be honest.
Now hold.
What is that? Ready? Hold on. How is that?
That's his ultimate. That's Jin's ultimate.
W.
Kill him. There you go.
Remember, his E can kill him. He can kill me, too. W.
That's wrong. You see how fucking OP you are? You're dealing every balancing.
don't I don't I don't buy it buy it buy it buy it
bro you win the game by yourself here I want to end the game here and the game
we're up and the game you can end the game here I want you to 1v3 that
love motor show them what you got
I'm scared bro I don't know how to do this bro
this time
what
control
right there
you're running into the turret
you took 1.8k damage on the turret
you forgot what turrets do
what the turrets do moona
they kill you
never play under ah man
ah it's like
I don't explain it bro I think
so new at the game I understand these things but my brain ignores it and I
don't know until I like I don't know what it is though you need to just it's
like it's like you know how some of my cell phones and by some of them I think
first tab that's up I'll probably get a G8 get a BF sword
I think Jay is better here.
Really?
Yeah!
Not like a wits any?
Well full, I ain't no look.
Just go Jay, go Jay.
I'll get a pot.
Pot, pot, pot, pot.
Okay listen.
Listen.
What they gonna say?
Oh.
What Lopridel's gonna say?
I
Will not forget I was gonna say oh my gosh
No, it's cool going make going in they're all dead right last person is toppling send the game
It's your mother so I might really fucking die. No
I'm scared to play without you Hanzo
No, you got it. No, man, cuz I don't think you understand brother
Yeah, I should have mechanics, but you telling me what to fight, what to do is so easy, bro.
I mixed the game so easy.
Bro, don't walla, you got it. You play good.
That's right, you play good.
Just remember, like, your strength.
Okay, bro, let's play it.
If I'm getting fucked in a game, right, I want to, like, leave some notes so I can remember how, like,
all my second monitor at all time.
Hamza notes.
It's just some notes we can give you that I can have in my second monitor at all time while playing the game.
Fight.
William, I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, just keep fighting.
What do you mean, bro? I do that a lot. My chat tells me I'm fucking distorted.
Just keep fighting. It doesn't matter who cares what your chat says. Just fight. It's all good.
Okay, but like, give me some good, like, like, like, do I, like, form a lot of CS?
Don't...
Don't forget minions.
Fight!
Let me, let me just keep fighting. I swear to God, keep fighting.
I'm not throwing you. Fight.
I try, but I die, bro.
And then you'll learn eventually!
You'll learn eventually just know the fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
Well farm at the same time, okay
Farm and fight because when you fight you understand your limits correct. Yes
That's it. You got it
I'll check back tomorrow
Yeah, yeah, you're hard-working. You're a hard-working guy today, bro
But honestly, why why'd you do 24 hours?
I got a thousand gifted kiss me again kiss me again kiss me again
What the fuck who is donating you thousand something?
In this economy who is they your girlfriend?
What life thinking them and the span of one week to talk to you face a donated six thousand gifted subs?
Loki on that I just gave it like it over over ten thousand I swear, bro crazy marry her. What are you doing?
What are you saying, bro?
I don't know.
If a girl gave me 5,000 to get this other chat, well, I'm flying around having sex with her.
Okay, all right.
All right.
All right.
Sorry.
All right.
All right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
Good night.
We'll pick this up tomorrow, bro.
I love you, bro.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Have a good night, bro.
Have a good night, bro.
Sleep well.
I love you.
I love you too, bro.
viewbotting and thinks he's him are you guys stupid bro these are real viewers
are you guys dumb are you guys dumb these are real fucking viewers whoever
say something like that again to me ever again 39,000 viewers this is real bro
this is real no I'm not you body bro
Rekai viewers.
Rekai viewers.
Read my sub message. Yo bro, forgot to ask, what, what's that, oh my god.
yo bro forgot to ask you first femboy experience was the last night did it go
well much love uh no I don't do anything with any guys or femboys what do you
say what are you saying what are you saying bro oh my Melvin message you
Yeah, I had a family over for the weekend and my sleep schedule is fucked well Melvin's alive, bro
Melvin's alive
What the fuck?
Where have you been?
Why?
You woke up right now?
Hamza bro, thank you for your small-ass 2000 viewer rate bro, Hamza, who do you think you
are bro?
Hamza, if you don't have 30,000 viewers, don't fucking rate me bro, if you don't have
30,000 viewers, Hamza, don't rate me bro, I'm a big guy now, I don't even want your
fucking rates bro.
I'm gonna go talk to fucking. I'm gonna go talk to fucking faker. Uh, hey Siri
FaceTime faker
What is faker's real name
Hey, silly FaceTime Lee Sing.
I don't see a Lee thing in your contacts.
Galio.
How would Hamzell want me to play against Galio?
Yo, Wollaville Hamzell, thank you, bro.
Have a good night, bro. Sleep well 24 hour stream bro. You're him man. You're him. Well, you're him, bro
chat
Apparently this is girl and Hamza's chat and she get to them a 1000 subs. Um, if someone donates a thousand subs right now
I'll do a 24 hour stream. I
Will not get offered. I will do a stream for 24 hours. I will be playing League of Legends for 24 hours straight. I
Will play League of Legends for 24 hours straight
And I'll do it naked.
Uh, thank you for the one bit.
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There's a devil out there, what over there?
I feel locked in right now. I don't know why. Why do I feel like I'm in flow state?
What the f**k is this?
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How far are we off of bronze?
Maybe we don't end shreem until we get bronze bro.
We're iron one.
Bawrack.
There's three games, three to four wins.
Can you do Apex?
I head up what's his name.
He said he's not getting on today.
You gotta whisper my name
You gotta whips his my name
BULL HOLY SIT
Chat, did I play good that game yes or no bro?
Did I play good that game yes or no bro?
Did I play good that game yes or no?
I know
Between us and I tend to think so
chat do we keep doing the tinder slash uh chat do we keep doing the tinder slash hinge
segment
cuz bro i pay for the fucking uh i pay for fucking uh
40,000 viewers' Rekai raid.
No, it was not a Rekai raid, Wallahi.
It was a Neon raid.
My character measures are ready, even if you are not.
You gotta whisper my name.
More than you see each season, yo, uh, freeze frank underscore.
Uh, I don't know if you know, bro, but I'm averaging 40,000 viewers now, uh, so, uh,
I don't really give a fuck about your chat message anymore.
I changed, bro.
I don't care about your chat message anymore, bro.
Stop messaging me, bro.
You're a loser, bro.
You're a loser.
Good siessing muda but you're allergic to cannons. I also agree bro. I also agree. Wallahi, I agree.
At least I can play the new siege season. Frank, you're getting banned. Mod's banned, Frank.
Frank you better whisper my name you better whisper my name you better
whisper my name just we do horror games bro should we do horror games who is
this mood why are you promowing in my chat huh why are you well why are you
Promoing in my chat, bro
Why is that promoing in my chat guys 900 viewers promo to himself and said please
Master here
Yeah, who am I playing mid is it rexie who am I playing mid?
Lissandra? Alright, let me see, who the fuck is Lissandra?
Uh, what is this? Like some type of weird ass? Like what the fuck is this?
You better whisper my name.
I'll jump and take a piss and we're back.
You better whisper my name.
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What the fuck?
Chad, do we play until we get brawns today?
Yay, nay, or gay?
Go bow? Wait, why?
Do you have any hemorrhoids?
You, you, you, you, you
That's not the way to get over me
Yeah, how do I fight this girl, by the way?
Chat, do I play her under my tower?
Like what would Hamza tell me?
So it's all in her or last hit minions to get her on my side.
I have a heart
Do you know who my coach is?
Do you know who my coach is?
Do you know who my coach is?
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Was that worth?
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Is it bad to take Baron chat is it bad to take Baron
I'm sure they can get it out like one of the others
Cause we're scared to see each other with some body else
So cry if you need it too
But I can't stay to watch you
It's the wrong thing to do
Are they taking Baron, bro?
Touch if you need it too
I can't stay to hold you
That's the wrong thing to do
Talk if you need it too
But I can't stay here
Just hope they don't
Maybe we should let it
Just say you love me
I love you
Enemy team has slain Baron
I love you too
I love you too
I love you too
I love you too
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I mean, I'm not gonna lie bro, like yes, there was a lot of people who were like,
Sometimes but I could have won that game bro, but I feel like I've been there nine times really never took Baron once
So I don't know I want to take Baron and then
You know bro, I feel like I don't deserve iron so my iron teammates say group up and I go to group up
When we lose bad fights, I feel like I should just stop like I don't know
It's okay to fight all the time.
Oh man.
prioritize ending instead of taking unnecessary fights. So how do I know when it's an unnecessary
fight and when I need to take like towers?
That's a big question brother you just need to read the math
Take tower one then take tower two then take tower three
Okay
Okay, I like that I like that mentality I like the mentality I like that
That's actually a good line. That's actually a good baseline cut one to seal
So it comes up when you mean number one number two number three you mean like one two three
Or do you mean like one two three?
like you know I'm saying like like
Like do you mean like tower one two three or do you mean like one two three?
Or do you mean one two three?
You're a fucking dumbass.
Good question actually.
Oh I'm asking a question!
He needs all the pure ones in every lane.
Okay, so like one, two, three.
And then, and then, and then 1, 2, 3.
And then, 1, 2, 3.
Okay.
Oh my god, I locked it.
I'm about to get counterpicked.
Oh my god, I fucking...
Tic-Ultra 1 is the first, then Tic-Ultra 2's, then Tic-Ultra 3's.
did I already pick? Yes Hamza now I understand I like that that's actually
like the easiest way to put it wallah wallah Hamza that's like the easiest
pick to put like that's like literally the easiest way you could have put it
wallah I understand exactly what to do and then I don't think Hamza don't
Okay, ready, Hamsa, ready, Hamsa?
So listen, basically get tier one, tier two, tier three, but in the middle of getting tier
one tier one of all towers in the middle of that sprinkle in like jungle sprinkle and bearing
money you can sprinkle and drink you don't say shit like that
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No, I'm talking to your mom.
a long long but Hamzah would be so triggered right now I'm sorry Hamzah
I'm sorry oh my god unnecessary so unnecessary oh my god that just set
me back ten that just sent me back a hundred CS
this here's a land of Hades
Can I suck your blood? No.
Short trades. I win short trades. I understand that now.
Yeah, I destroy this guy. I know what to do. I need a last hit. I need a last hit. I need
a last hit while maintaining minions. I'm gonna last hit while maintaining minions,
this guy over to my side, all in him and kill him.
I'm missing an unnecessary CS, I won't even lie to you guys.
Just like that bro, coming back in bro.
Just like that.
We're back bro.
Allah, Allah, Allah.
I don't know where the jungler is, where's the jungler?
I don't see the jungler anywhere, I'm not even gonna crash the wave, but I'm gonna be
honest.
Or should I?
I don't know.
Well, I would crash the way, but what I don't know the jungler is bro
Is that the jungler chat? Is that the jungler right there?
No, yeah, where's the job so the jungler was definitely here here, but he was waiting for me then
Yeah, bro. So you're a little jungle was definitely waiting for me. No or hey, yeah, yeah, you're gay
Yeah, there he is.
I don't have my lane yet though. I feel like I shouldn't help yet.
I feel like that's their fight, NoCha. I feel like that's their fight.
That's their fight to worry about right now, right? I should worry about mine.
So I should be last heading okay should I just last hit
Should I last it or just rotate? She's gonna play this shit.
Oh
Let it slowly go back up I so your hands I've also a question
Do I shove this or do I last hit this every time?
Did he not get the plate? It didn't have a plate at the time chat. It doesn't have a plate, does it not?
Does it have a plate? Am I trippin'? I don't see a plate.
You get it, boy.
Baaaaaanrraaar
I'm gonna wait for one more and then do it.
I miss my all, it's gonna be better.
Or I miss my Q3, didn't I?
I miss my Q3 or something, right?
I missed something.
He's gonna chase me, please.
Alarm, Luzma.
Okay, now...
We can push top or bottom.
Should we take drag? Take or give?
You know what bro fuck let's fight.
I don't know if we should fight this, I don't think we should greed, I don't think we should
greed, I don't think we should greed.
Do we greed this?
No, they'll just go back mid.
Clear the wave.
Can I even blind it?
Okay wait, should I just keep fighting these minions until I have enough money for a
more shield both venerable true justice died
i thought that was his ult i'm gonna be honest was that his ult or was that an ability
I don't know. See, I don't know. You know? I don't know.
Chat? I don't know. I don't know. See, I don't know.
I don't know if that's an ult though. Like, what if that was an ult?
Would that have been a good flash if that was an ult?
Like, see, I don't know that. Better safe than sorry, you know?
Better safe than sorry, bro. Better safe than sorry.
What if it was like some type of CC that stuns me?
I can't move. I die. I look to my left.
Moody, you're a terrorist. This, this, this.
No, no, no, no. I don't have fucking flash, bro.
I'm supposed to push mid. You're right. Okay, okay, so this is where you would say stop taking unnecessary fights
He would say stop the gun and see your fights.
Now go for the bot.
Oh
I own that motherfucker, vignette, I can share this simple-
Let's go, It's Improving.
What do you mean, It's Improving?
What do you mean, It's Improving?
What do you mean, It's Improving?
What do you mean, it's improvement?
Alright, your name.
Oh my I just had to drink it with the fucking bottle cap on bruh.
Bro 18 LP and iron is disgusting by the way bruh.
Oh I can see that.
They banned Yasuo really?
Oh, and the pixel is getting 60 LP in iron, so I'm worse than fucking...
Mara
Ah, how do I swap?
What do you guys mean L L L viewbotter bro vote neon rated me bro neon rated me okay
So stop bro stop. All right. It's just not nice bro neon and Bert peanut both rated me bro
Okay, so chill
Shit is legit, bro. Shit is legit, man.
Neon from Valorant? No, bro, the Neon guy.
Yeah, I'm gonna hang with an Indian.
She wanna hang with an Indian.
What?
What do I get low low priority Q now or no do I get low low priority Q now or
I don't know.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is that?
Thank you.
We need to wait six minutes, bro. Let's just go upstairs and make some food, bro
Let's get to know each other. Let's just chill bro. Let's just chill man. Let's just chill bro
Horror time why don't you suck my balls?
We're not playing horror, bro
How do I tell y'all we're not playing horror?
I'm a I'm a leaguer now, bro. I'm a leaguer. All right. You understand me. I'm a leaguer now
Alright, I play the Glendon's.
Josh, we get 11 bill. Why are you guys laughing, bro?
Stop, stop doing that shit.
Josh, should we eat some chicken shish-to-woot?
Let's eat some chicken shish-to-woot, bro.
Every time it's a heart attack, they just ring the same day, don't get it.
Why does it ring every day?
Well, can I get up from Machu today?
I think I'm a Machu guy now, bro.
Can I get Machu today?
I think I'm Machu.
I'm a Machu guy now, bro.
What cost, eh?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a much a guy now. Talk to me nice, I don't talk to me at all.
Okay?
We don't want to talk to you, bomber.
Bro, I'm actually getting scared, man.
I'm actually getting scared, bro.
I get kicked out of my house in one week, one week and a couple of days.
A week in a couple of days is when my lease expires and I don't have a house
Streets calling
Like bro
Muda you can live in my bed. I'm not going anywhere near San Diego
I'm not going anywhere near to the yellow man.
I'm going to wake up with my pants down and my dick out if I set up any of y'all's houses,
bro.
No.
Okay?
No.
Bro, I hit up like four or five houses, bro, and they all said we'd rather have a family
live in our house, not a single man.
Like what does that even mean, bro?
Are you fucking retarded?
You sure it's because you're not in juveniles?
Yeah.
No, bro.
No.
Just sort of family.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
Let me just sort of family at 22 years old just so I can live in a house.
Let me grab someone from the street and just hide like, BAM!
Do you see what you're saying?
Like what are you saying?
Rent an Indian
Yo, what are you saying bro, what are you fucking talking about, fuck off bro?
I don't know, what are you saying bro?
While logging your ball, they know it or not?
I don't fucking see them bro, oh no.
Okay.
Oh
Looks dry can I be honest it's very dry.
Very dry bro, very dry, very dry.
But the thing is, my ads and reflux is very bad.
So if I eat anything like,
if I eat anything like, you know what I'm saying,
you know what I'm saying bro, you know what I'm saying.
Hey Siri, how much caffeine is in a Coke Zero?
You'll need to unlock your iPhone first.
Sorry.
Sorry, you'll need to continue in the app.
Kill yourself.
Hey Siri.
How much caffeine is in a Coke Zero?
A 355 milliliter can of Coke Zero
has about 34 milligrams of caffeine.
That was for a CHAP GPT.
It's low key a lot.
It's an important info for mistakes.
It's low key a lot, no.
It's low key a lot.
It's low key a lot.
It's gonna keep me up at night now.
It's currently like 7 p.m.
I'm gonna drink this right now.
It's gonna keep me up.
Also, I had a matcha today.
So like, matcha, mixing with 30 milligrams,
that's half a cup of coffee.
Yeah, bro, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm very ADHD, bro.
That shit kicks in fast.
Muda, you can stay at my house on one condition.
I get to lick food off of your nose.
Mods, go into the section, please.
Go into my chat, scroll up a little bit
and ban that guy, please.
Thank you.
Well, look at the-
Aw.
Chad, my mom sent me a voice message, bro.
I lowkey want to play it, but I'm like lowkey scared she's going to leak something.
I have a picture that's worth about a million, a million, a million, a million, a million
I'm going to send some money.
I'm going to send money.
But it's okay.
It's okay.
Stop.
No, me here. No, me that's it. No, me see a machine. One sec.
You
Uncommon on
Why is your face so fucking long I'm gonna tell you just like that. I'm gonna tell my mom you just said that
Hey mom mom once I feel you smell like they can hear you
Life can hear you life can hear you okay, okay, so don't say anything weird
He said my face is
Thank you, mom.
How are you, mama?
Good, honey.
Well, I missed you.
Well, I missed you too.
Are you going to Ibsis house?
Well, we have a fat man in the back of the house.
Yeah?
Could you tell him not to burn me?
Yeah, I have a...
Jack, how many viewers do I have?
How much what?
Mama, I have 22,000 people watching me right now.
Well, I was fucking the other day.
Well, I was fuck.
There was a neon rain, but yeah.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you too.
What are we going to do for my birthday?
Uh, we're going to talk to her.
She's coming.
Okay.
Okay.
I love you.
I love you too.
I love you too.
I love you too.
I love you.
I love you too.
Okay.
Say Bismillah.
Yo.
Bismillah.
Say Bismillah. Yo
Chat I won't keep on returning these I got this as my birthday gift, but I'm looking in his tailbone to return it
I think the Sony XM5s are better
The ones that I have that I bought a couple years ago, why?
No
Well, I feel like I'm in a spot in my life where I feel bad
Getting stuff in my birthday. That's expensive from people who like work
Like hard bro. I just feel bad, bro. I'd rather them like save their money, man, you know
Sell your M3
Give the airpods to me then, like Mara.
You already sold your soul to Israel.
Dude, I'm Lebanese, bro.
Stop with this shit.
Stop with this shit, bro.
Where did the joke even come from about me being israel?
I don't get it.
What joke?
free Palestine bro you all know that kai sanat clip bro do y'all remember that kai sanat clip
where he got a tps donation where he got a tps donation and it was like it was like kai sanat
Can you please say free Palestinian and this motherfucker has our destiny to be like
I don't know what or who Palestine is but freedom though. All right, you're time. You're actually a bitch though that'll ask
You guys know what? I have an idea. I have an idea, bro. I have an idea. I have an idea and just listen to me.
Type one if you're listening. Type one if you're listening. It's a money idea.
It's a money idea. It's like when it's for this.
Ready? Listen.
I think I should stream on kick, take a gambling deal,
and then give away $10,000 every day to chat.
Yay may or gay
So everyone says no and in the second I say I give away $10,000 to chat everyone says yes bar
Chat would you cheat on your girlfriend slash wife for five million dollars?
Someone in the chat said I'd do it for free, bar.
Okay, would you fuck a dude for a billion dollars and you have to do it till you nut?
You guys are gay.
No, nobody does a gay.
Someone said I would do it for free.
I want to start sleeping better.
I usually sleep for like only seven hours a day.
I think I'm going to start sleeping for like, I want to start sleeping for like eight, nine.
I feel like seven isn't enough.
You know, like as best as a man, you know, I'm a man.
I'm a man with a jungle, with big biceps and big abs and very big titties.
know what I'm saying. Like I need, I think I need, I have 8 to 9 I think. I'm 13. I
don't care if you're 13. Bro I'm not like naked. I'm just showing you my taste pal.
Like if you go on a beach or a swimming pool or a public spot.
What's the only picture up to today I'm gonna call him
I'm live bro I'm live so don't say any of the words you say off stream with me bro
chill
All right, I see your life. How many years are you right now? Um, I don't know. I got rated by me on and Burke peanut
Let me see chat how much weight how much viewers do I have chat?
Yes
Yeah
Already only do you only want to collab with me when I have 20,000 viewers
What when when do you want to when do you want to do it? Oh, yeah?
Ahhhhh.
Look at your schedule, bro.
Look at your schedule.
I'll check my schedule.
What's the segment, Mendo?
What are you doing?
You're just eating.
This is the eating and talking to my chat segment.
Yeah.
So I called my mom.
I said what's up to her.
She said she misses me.
I said I'll see you tomorrow.
That's true.
You know?
Nice.
Nice.
What did you do today?
I saw you.
I...
Yeah, bro.
It's a little bit of a mess.
Yeah, but it's a mukbang, must see what's we're eating.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Does it look good?
I'd be honest.
Yeah.
What is that?
It's chicken shish-talu with rice.
Chicken what?
Chicken shish tahoo
It's like I type a chicken with like seasoning on it
It's an Arab food
Yeah
What did you think I what what did you think I was?
Yeah
Happy bro, that's good, bro. That's good. Also, thank you. Thank you guys for one stop on my birthday on a new velocity, you know
Yes, I love you, bro. Have a good night. Well, check this house out in California the market liar house
today well I already did all my segments but today I did um what do you
want to you want to be one in Jeezy on Valorant all right and then I and then I
did and then I did uh um what else I did the great game of Valorant I'm
learning league right now on my way to bronze
And then I
Yeah
Like good or ass
Yeah, I am bro, but my brain my brain is really bad though, bro
I'm a bot but I do have the mechanics down bro. I don't have one last segment today
What's up, but I was gonna ask you to do it basically mean you
Yes bro, that's it. And let me know if you want to do it. Me and you, we turn our cameras on and we turn our dicks on camera and see which one gets hard first. And then whoever gets hard first loses.
He just messaged me.
He said, let's do that off-stream, not on-stream.
Thanks a lot, only Bob.
I think I'm smart enough to become a president.
You're not, you're not smart enough to become a streamer, solve emoji.
You cocky inhaling you house now I
Already looked no I
I looked. Wallahi I looked bro. Wallahi I looked. Zero house is gone.
You know what bro? We might have a house. One sec.
Yeah, I don't have a house.
I was just lying.
So I genuinely, I genuinely think we're going to be homeless for a second though.
I'm actually getting a little worried man, I'm a lot of you are getting a little worried.
Is your house still available?
Sorry.
Hey, is your house still available?
Maybe stop leaking your houses, dumbass.
I can sign.
Can I come see it one more time and we can sign?
It's only up from here, I promise you just gotta wait, as you took my word for it, that's
all I had to say.
I come see it one more time.
Of course, only if you haven't rented it out yet.
If you have, I'm glad.
Mooda, you should take a day off and figure out your housing situation.
I agree.
I agree.
The thing is, man, the thing is, girl,
Someone in my chat just said, Mudo, did you go to Massey?
Yo, how does this guy know what high school I went to?
Like a bell.
Why don't you do a gym segment?
I don't know.
Is there any snacks? I want snacks.
Thank you.
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Am I just what am I doing wrong can someone tell me without flaming me
Like do I keep the way okay, do I keep the wave on my side yes or no
Okay
I got my eyes on you
Everything that I see
I don't show my light to be moved
And I see I can't get over you
You left your mark on me
I don't show my light to be moved
And I see I can't get over you
You left your mark on me
I don't show my light to be moved
I
okay chat did I lose this game or is it come backable like be honest well if I
play my cards right if I play my cards perfect am I good
there's a good
okay
okay so I'm just gonna stop fighting them
damn i did not know he did that much damage bro i just wanted to play
Yeah
It's really easy. Oh man, I just I need to learn to play against this guy bro, cuz I don't know how to play against him man
I don't think he's, I mean honestly he could be smurfing, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know shit about this game, so I can't even say if he is or isn't, but, I just know I played like shit because I don't know how to play against his abilities, bro.
Should I even like try to poke him or no like Chad do I even try to eat him or no
Okay, so I shouldn't even try
How do I form CS though chat, how do I form CS like I'm just I'm scared to even get close to him
Now I know how to dodge that, okay, cool.
Not confidently, but I have an idea now.
I see, so wait is E out.
Okay.
It's gonna be annoying though
It's gonna be annoying now
Because he's so fed from the next time if I learn out of fucking if I remember correctly
I know how to play against them now, bro
I hope he gets comfortable, bro.
Was that good baby? Was that good baby? Was that good baby?
Can I fight him now chat or is he still like lowkey crazy?
Same thing right chat?
Same thing?
Oh, not yet? Alright.
So same thing there. Try to farm my Q.
I
Got it
I should have stopped them bro but I'm just kind of still nervous, you know we did he all was that an alt
Okay, cool, so we both missed it out
enemy is open to you
Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, really house you guys is bro. I don't think I understand bro
I know in Valorant when I blunder y'all troll me, but that's because like I know I'm good at that game
You can make fun of me, but when I blunder in this game when you guys make fun of you well
Like kills me like it actually hurts me bro. Well, if I make a mistake, bro, tell me
Tell me what to do to fix that mistake
Because like low key when I die I'm actually scared to look at my monitor sometimes, what
am I talking about bro?
I hope you guys understand bro.
Which maybe actually is a good thing because I'm scared to make mistakes.
Actually maybe that's better.
the more strict you guys on me are, the better.
So we're currently losing this game hard. I need to scale mid fast. I need to scale mid
bro and then help my other lanes out like fast
Was that worth was that worth or no
No, yes, no, it's fine. I
Mean I have his tower. He doesn't
I'm gonna rush back break his tower
Don't all eat him, but I'm gonna bring him back to me
I just gave like lost or can I carry this
is it actually jover very readable
I
So now do I go back to mid lane chat or no?
Was that worth cause he got my mid turret, no chat?
We should get that tower, okay wait wait.
Actually it's pretty easy.
I'm gonna shove this wave.
And then help.
fight him you have buff should I actually tower dive him
Maybe I just wait here?
Maybe I can, I don't know what that's doing.
I missed my ult shot, but A for effort right?
focused on getting mid once I get this and then I'll scale out to bottom or
some shirt good recovery chat so are me and him equally as strong now or no and I
I know how to play against his E now.
No, you're stronger.
Holy, what is that? Is that his ult?
Jesus, what is that guy? What is that ability?
What is that ability chat?
Oh god, I missed the team fight, fuck.
That's not even worth fighting this, huh?
He's fighting that, okay?
I could go top lane, we can get baron. Should we get baron? That was a lot.
I don't know what to do here. I don't know if I could 2v1 this there's no way
that you know we can fight this
oh my god
nooo
they got me good bro
like ahhh
ahhh
chat do I go for like what do I do here what do I do in these shoes team selling
don't trip chat when they're team fighting mid oh why is everyone ffing is
the game actually over oh nine
Holy fuck, 0 and 3 and 0 and 9?
Alright, so chat, this was not my fault, bro.
0, 3 and 0, 9?
Do I have a heart?
Oh
They're bad
Oh and ten and oh and four
So, Chad, is this why all my friends tell me that this game is very, very team-based?
Because if one of you guys feed, the game is just completely dead?
So is it literally just impossible to win a game if, like, if Faker was in this game
but the top was going 0, 0, 4, and 0, 10, is this game, what about, with my stats right
now, could Faker still win this?
Holy shit, is that how crazy Faker has, jeez.
This is like, literally, on my number one.
An enemy is legendary.
Barrage.
Yeah, I see why am I losing more than I'm gaining if this is my first ever season of ranked?
Like how the fuck am I in the same elo as Kadeem?
Like how?
Faker Yon.
Last time the Faker played Yomon was a year ago.
Does Faker not have a YouTube channel?
He's got barely uploads bro, is he really that crazy?
What's your rank? I'm currently platinum one about to hit emerald pushing for emerald.
I think this is my emerald game right here.
Why are we spamming sun in the chat bro? Yo, why are we spamming sun?
Bruh
Top always gets last pick usually
Why does does top should be last?
Really, okay
So I should be anything between top to last second last
I don't know if my Cali is that good yet, guys.
Ruinz?
This one's good, right?
Electrocute?
Someone told me Electrocute was good, Electrocute's good, right?
Thank God.
Thank God.
So...
Alright chat.
Oh chat, wait, I'm gonna wait 10 minutes.
I'm gonna wait 10 minutes before I queue.
Alright, I'm gonna wait 10 minutes before I queue.
Alright, what video should we watch?
While we wait, while we wait chat.
Cause I'm gonna queue in like 10 minutes.
I'm gonna queue in like 10 minutes.
Um...
MIRR.
top
That is the greatest enemy you can play your own top. Oh God
Bro, he doesn't understand the gravity of top.
Can I tell them I want to have sex with them?
I want, I want to have sex with you and have kids with you one day.
I love you so much.
What?
Don't say that.
Why?
Idiots and cars.
Yes, we're a little tiny, but nice to sit here.
He could sense his family, his own thoughts, their emotions, practically shouting them out.
There was a lot of them.
What are you listening to though? Like what are you listening to?
Senna?
Oh wait Yasuo, Yasuo has to be mid right chat?
Who wins Yasuo or Yone?
Okay, so chat level one to like level six.
Do I bring him to my side or do I push him and keep it in the middle?
Do I last hit minions and bring it to my side or do I go to him?
The fuck is- wait, what's Twisted Fate?
Oh God, I don't think I've played against this guy. What is this guy?
You win easy
So yeah, so again, do I all in do I all in him right now or do I pull him towards?
They say there's no rest for the wicked I can't rest
Wonder what makes me
Welcome to Summoner's Red.
What's that?
Someone said D-uh, someone said, aw, I can't even undo it.
Someone said go shield, fuck fuck.
Minions have spawned.
Okay, so chat, again, again, simple, simple answer, chat, simple answer.
Do I bring him under my tower and last hit, or do I just fucking like all in him,
just short trade, short trade, kill him?
Like full ego, what do I do?
We'll see about that
The gold card is the stun
Okay, so chat gold card is done. What else?
I'm going to pull him to my side Holy shit, what's happening?
Flash? Flash for that? Was that worth it for him to burn his flash?
I'll be able to dive him, can I get to dive him here?
you yes make sure you use it night
I'm gonna have the right to move on the road.
The lifeblood of mine is his cruelest currency.
He is dead.
Like do I just let it back to my side, should I just let it back on my side?
I'm gonna let him back on my side, I'm just gonna play it slow, I'm gonna last it.
I'm gonna last it and have him on my side then juggle with everything I got.
Chat, what does all, what does all do, what does all do?
I
Didn't I shouldn't eat why would I?
Bro that was such a big bot move from me. I could have just eat him
That wasn't even a word that wasn't worth I should have just eaten out. I wasn't worth. I don't think I was worth
Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, yeah, yeah, you're right, 100%, I literally just start that fight with
an E I win, easily, so easily, it's okay, I know I'm way better than this guy, so I'm
just gonna kill him, it's okay, I'm not mad, fuck me my tight little pussy, fuck
Yeah, just keep doing what I'm doing, bro.
I didn't want to ult.
I should have it back on my side. I don't know why I'm rushing this.
I think I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna...
I'm gonna end up on his side.
So what are you guys doing in this situation right now?
What are you guys going to do here?
Do I keep fighting?
Allah Akbar Allah Akbar
Shove this wave and ck
What's happening to my team, bro?
Shall we losing this game badly like this might seem throwing oh my god 5 to 21 what the fuck
I
Chases game what a boy. No, just lost
oh my god what am I doing I did not get my 2-3 bro a lot of the turrets are in the pocket
I think that is more than enough.
I just got like 10 kills. 13!
OH!
WHAAAAT?
All I hear this game is, ally has been slain.
Ally has been slain.
Ally has been slain.
Bro, what the fuck is happening?
Oh my god, they're strong.
They're strong, bro, they're strong.
Do you know the Q plus flash combo?
In lower ranks if you have Q dash up the enemy will usually stand still outside of the
range and you can Q plus flash for a full-port dash knockup if they are low.
No way!
What the fuck?
What was that?
I've never seen that before, what was that?
Report and F?
Well is this game winnable be honest with me bro, and if it's not winnable I'm gonna alter it forward like fucking
That's not no
the first gift sub in the channel.
Bro I mean like a lot of why am I getting focused why is it the people on me I tried all thing
away he got in the way
This guy needs to be timed out for how long?
One hour, one day, or one week?
Any, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,
Oh my god
Not just that.
I'm going to get out of my boots on... again.
bar
My fault big bro, I will never call you ass again. I swear just kidding fuck you you are terrorists
Say hello to I am for me
I'm an iron I have terrible mental bro I have thousands of people shit talk to me everyday
but you know what that is going to drive me to the point of mental insanity ok and I promise
you I'm not going to give up until I A make Hamza proud or B hit challenger that's the
only way out of this I promise that's what this game bro it's going to win
that's when that's when that's what all right chat what am I doing now tell me
man what do I do where tell me some of them you know
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna push my way from the bottom I'm gonna push my way then go bottom
No.
Bar.
Soraka, you need to be with the team.
Soraka trolling, report your Soraka, Soraka fault, report Soraka, Soraka throwing.
I mean they didn't push off that wave, right?
they're on Baron right now okay so does that mean I should go
oh my god I can't I can't go anywhere bro I did not mean to do that bro I just
Oh my god, I'm throwing, bro.
Someone said they're doing Baron, bro. I wanted to get my mid-wave.
Wow! I wanted to get my mid-wave, just someone said they're doing Baron in chat.
That's it, we lost.
Oh, we lost.
Is it over? It has to be over, right? There's no way.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
Don't you mind yourself?
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
oh my god..ok yeah I'll be lost, they're fat they're fat they're fat
they're fat they're fat they're fat they're fat they're fat
DON'T QUESTION MARCHE!
DON'T QUESTION MARCHE!
DON'T QUESTION MARCHE!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
SHUT UP!
alright anyway alright I'm not blame myself that game I'm gonna be honest
w.ego, l.ego I don't give a fuck
I don't blame myself at all that game to be honest
FUCK MAN
D-Motus!
How am I stuck in iron, bro? I'm stuck in iron!
How the fuck did Jeezy get banned? Did Jeezy actually get banned?
How the fuck did Jeezy get banned?
It's right up here.
No, that's a player in your team.
That of you, right?
Oh my god, yeah, temporary.
Jaycee, hit the inhibitor. I want it. Yep.
Go for it. See that? We fucking go!
Wait, so they won the game, but he got a ban?
Basically, triple or four, these bot lane players.
Yep.
Oh, wait.
I'm not kidding. I think you just got banned.
Like it could have been a ban for like inting.
You can get banned for toxicity?
No.
Okay, wait.
You actually got banned for inting.
So the thing is just DMG11 right now, like if he's on, you can't lift the ban right
now.
So you didn't get a ban for toxicity.
It's probably because I can Automated Barf Refuse it.
Let me ask you, which game would that have you been to?
Bro, how did you get banned?
Wait, what the fuck?
Which game would that have you been to?
Bro, why don't we have this in Valve?
Where it bans you if you fucking throw.
Yeah, it's a great system.
And then also like the other guys they do stuff with.
But it's so fucking weird that...
Wait, what?
Bro, they need to copy everything from League to Valorant and the game will literally, you
should be able to have five picks one at a time.
Then, then if someone's throwing, you know?
No, you don't have any game where it's like your your score was like that bad
Brought it all the way to bronze so the good news is that it's looking good bro next stream is bronze
For you said that three streams ago, dude
Yeah, but to be fair we've had some like pretty unbucky streams recently like there was a one day where it's like you got
you lost one game and
I
See tomorrow. All right boys. Love y'all boys. How the fuck did he get banned like how shit
Someone took my fucking yo, I mean, what do I even go Akali
play Yasuo? Chat the thing is I haven't played Yasuo. I've never like unlocked Yasuo. I mean
I haven't unlocked him. No, not really. Like I play like Yasuo. They banned Mel. I can't
I can't play Melaviv chat. I can't play Mel, they banned Mel.
I feel like a squid.
Did you try Twitch bot lane? I heard someone said Twitch bot lane is very easy though.
Okay.
I need to take a piss really bad, bro.
Do you guys think I have time to go take a piss or no?
Am I just fucked?
I have to hold it in for the entire game.
Go right now.
Go fast.
like one minute?
Chad, I can't piss in one minute.
It takes me like three minutes to piss.
you
How the fuck is the game not ready yet?
I was rushing my father's, I thought I lived it.
I fucking pissed off my fuck asses.
I fucking pissed off myself bro.
Uh, did my game crash, am I gay, is my dick small, like, what the fuck is happening?
Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
What if he's like, what if he's like screaming, and he's like,
Yeah, I need a house, man. I need a house, bro. I'm getting a little worried, man. I'm getting, I'm getting worried, bro.
I can't find one, man.
I can't find one, bro.
I don't get it there's literally no houses bro it's my game like fucking dead
I
Could have took a shit while I was at it. I could I could
The other guardians shine bright
Welcome to Summoner's Ring.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Minions has spawned.
Yone versus Yasuo.
I'm just gonna...
I know I gotta adapt.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
and my kitchen killed me
My advice
I'm supposed to be the one whose heart is made of ice
Too much free time on your hands these days
Why is the solution of this running away?
Why do I keep talking with my thumb on the side?
Do you really wanna spend my money?
Do you wanna take it off from me?
Oh, you know you want the house out with that engine running.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you going girl, are you coming?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want to take it all from me?
Yeah.
Are you going girl, are you coming?
You got to think my shadow on the camera.
What the fuck is this song?
Well, I don't even know what the fuck's in my life to play less these days, bro.
I'm just gonna sit here staring out the window
My demons will pass me by
Sometimes I think this is the most intimate thing
I almost break the image of you
No, but I miss Clip, bro
Sometimes I'm not
I miss Clip, bro
I fucking miss Clip, bro
That's so annoying
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm playing the last one
Such a shit off fighting bro
I'm not even gonna lie to myself
I'm just playing so bad this game
Check dude, all the games happen in league bro
are they common?
My brothers
In the middle of the road, well I have you know just protectants, bro
This guy's so easy to kill
Is this a mid-diff or a jungle-diff?
Is this a jungle-diff?
Is this a mid-diff?
Mid-diff, really? How though? This is not a mid-diff. I refuse. I believe it's a rage
meeting. This is not a mid-diff. Like, yes, I fucked up my ability one time, but that's
it. I fucked up my ability one time. She's gonna kill us. It might be us the only
I mean like what do I do she won't give me a kill she's playing under her tower
I was just playing like a pussy though
Do I have a heart?
I'm not so sure anymore
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
I would love to just turd and dive this bitch right now in my ult.
I'm not an angel once.
Different time.
Different.
An enemy has been slain.
Should I fight this guy on my own?
Let's take drag.
I can low-key kill both of those guys I just I don't know I don't feel right about
this I don't feel right about this I don't feel right about this I don't feel
right about this I don't feel right about that they brought me into their jungle
I don't have any.
Ah, there's no point.
This here's the one in the paint.
The monster.
No, bro, I could have killed both of them.
And she gets away with one.
That's looking kind of annoying.
I'm not going to lie, man.
Bad targets.
Bad target lock.
walk and now I'm looking down
I've been really bad bro I've been really bad man not gonna be really bad
That can't have been a really bad that can been really bad
I made up for it though. I made up for it
Y'all like that little e
So chat what does drag do by the way cuz I never do it I know drag is important
but what is what is important about it?
My blood man is his truest currency
I don't have my all
Bip-slap Vigor is a little tiny ass.
I have been saved.
NO!
NOOOOOOO!
So close.
Double stun unlucky.
Warwick can regenerate. I didn't even know that. Fuck me and my fucking tight little
asshole. No, I didn't know that, Corona.
I swear, what about half of his abilities though?
Ignite is very good against Warwick.
I'm gonna push mid and then
my courage to the sticking point, yes, what it takes.
So how is he not dead?
The fuck?
What the fuck is a trident of your alps?
What's a trident of your alps?
What does that mean?
to try and end it all. He becomes invincible as his ultimate ability. Do I like literally
get on the airplane and drive it into a tower? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do
because I'm killable
Fuck you mean because I'm killable
What does that mean?
Watch yourself
Should I be backchat for my item or no?
of
the
corpses of strangers why'd you flash from Soraka I don't know what the fuck
Soraka is
yo my team's actually dirty bro oh my god
We will carry on. Step not step. We can carry on no more.
We're a long way from the seas of the east.
In the name of Allah the Merciful
Genuinely a hydrogen bomb compared to him. I don't know what Jixie has been doing
What is that so that is all okay, oh that is the most vocal in the game
I just realized I have to open the door for the entire time and I scream, someone fuck
me my tight little ass, my neighbors, that's when he fucks me dirty bro.
I hope you see like I'm the one being carried this game chat.
Isn't that a very good team? Not for the lot. Finally.
Oh my god, what the- what was that?
Oh, bro, I don't know who I dived in on. I'm so dumb.
Yo, that guy's fed.
Okay, I need to stop jumping into Triment of Ere.
Blondwell?
Holy shit, we just lost the entire game to that.
Drake.
Your turn.
They didn't take me.
You should take top lane top turret.
But first we need to get this guy.
Okay we should push for Drake and then push top lane after.
I think I'm going to get him.
Okay.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
Yeah, you can't fight try medic here but he's too strong
Well that guy's like, is Alt and Infiant.
No, what do we do here?
Like chat genuinely, what do I do?
I just go top here and break his fucking
I'm gonna go up there, oh it's here
That's why that lane is so fucking fed I see why
Brawl, right, bro.
I just died.
Oh my god.
Brawl, like is that just unlucky though?
Like, bro, is that unlucky or does he have a ward on me?
You overextended?
I wanted to go top lane.
Like, what do you mean, bro?
Bro shut up
Pull me and lose this game like oh my god, why does there's always someone fed on the other team?
I swear to God
This guy is so bad it's getting killable is like five items I
I
Fed him one so I died to him I died to him twice I died to him twice before it was once before he was fed shut up
I kill I treated him one time it was that he wants before he was fed
Now they have bearing yeah, I'm gonna shoot my last game get off nice tells it
I don't even know what to do here, like they have everything now except for bottom lane.
So how do we even do this?
Should we just fight this guy and get the 700 gold shut down?
Yes, bro, I agree.
He probably has the ult, bro.
Bro, is this guy gonna kill all of us?
You baiter, I'm literally about to slap this shit out of you, I'm gonna slap some sense
in you, you fucking retard.
What do you want to do?
You want to just jump in and die with the rest of my teammates when he's literally
invulnerable you fucking retard
There's something beyond heaven and hell out there.
This game's actually winnable bro.
If I walk in and carry the fuck out of this team.
Don't play with guns.
Oh my god, okay.
Can I 1v3 this chat if you're a world without my alts?
Do I have a heart?
I'm not so sure anymore.
We need to get this shit, bro. We need to get top. Okay, we need to do a...
Was that worth? I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know if that was worth it.
There's a devil that helps me.
Holy damage, though.
That was just...
Are heroes in pain?
Hmm, Jesus.
An important asset.
Oh
So well if I was there, maybe I could have killed low-key I could I could I should have stayed
Yo that guy is strong bro, oh my god, you can't fight him at all, even if I poke him?
You can't even poke him!
I wanna poke him too bad! You can't even do it!
4 level difference? Bro, more like fucking 10 item difference. That guy literally opened up my asshole and fucked me.
Bro, I feel like the enemy team Loki always has a fucking Smurf, bro. I'm not gonna lie, man.
Is it impossible to do this fucking challenge bro?
I'm not gonna lie, I swear I'm being targeted
This is not iron bro, get out of my dick, shut up
No one in irons going 23 and 7
300 fucking CS by the way
Double 20, pardon my tongue
Ninja dead
Alright chat I'm getting off bro, fuck that will keep talking to me really hard, I just
always a smurf on the other team bro
another always a smurf on the other team
just always a smurf on the other team
it's still tilting
one more what time is it? 9.40?
one more i think like 10.30
i don't know bro
uhhh
I'm gonna call the bro. All right chat um
Was that for today Loki falling in love with league slowly bro slowly falling in love with league
Well, I'm not gonna lie slowly slowly slowly falling in love with the league. I don't know if that's a good thing
I don't know if that's a bad thing bro genuinely
Anyway, I love you all so much bro. Take care yourself drink some water eat some food be a nice person, bro
Yeah, man, you're nice person bro. You're nice person
Be a nice person bro take care
Yeah, man, that's it bro genuinely bro. Just be a nice person love yourself cheek some water and some food
Yeah
All right, oh
Tomorrow hopefully we get the fuck out of bronze Jesus. There's just always a smurf
I'm gonna full cam every time I'm in queue every time I'm in queue. I'm literally just full cam from now on
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right, Chad, say hear yourself,
drink some water, eat some food,
I will be back tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, bro.
I will feel my smell, okay.
Play and stay, crazy and change this.
Don't stick around in exchanges.
Baby, your pupils are dying.
All right, I love y'all, take care.
Take care, I love y'all chat, take care, I love y'all chat.