🗿 REACTS -> SOLO TO RADIANT -> 1V1 MY VIEWERS AND GUESSING THEIR RANK -> ROAD TO BRONZE IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 🗿

mooda

05-19-2026 · 8h 45m

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[00:06:00] What is wrong with you guys? Yo, I'm grown bro. I'm a grown man

[00:06:05] I am a grown man, bro. Stop with these jokes though. I'm 22 years old guys. We need to retire these jokes, bro

[00:06:10] We need to retire these jokes, bro. I am unc now, bro. I'm 22 years old chat. We need to be mature, bro

[00:06:16] We need to be mature, bro

[00:06:19] Muta, do you still have the og pingo can?

[00:06:24] What is wrong with you, bro

[00:06:28] What actually what is wrong with you

[00:06:30] Like actually what is wrong with you?

[00:06:37] Obviously I don't have it no, what do you guys mean? Obviously I don't have it. Are you guys stupid bro? Are you guys stupid?

[00:06:47] Okay, wait, why is this been weird lately my keyboard?

[00:06:53] Doesn't matter I guess

[00:06:55] You know what I'm saying

[00:06:57] Yo, this better be a nice donation.

[00:07:00] Hey, big nose. Happy to see you live. Not. How is it with Hinge and Tinder?

[00:07:06] Uh, I just checked this morning, bro. We got nothing, man.

[00:07:12] Uh, yeah, man. How do I tell y'all we got nothing, bro?

[00:07:17] How do I tell y'all? How do I tell y'all?

[00:07:24] How do I tell y'all?

[00:07:27] Dona said 1v1, oh moggle. Are you fucking crazy? Dona, are you crazy, Dona? Dona, do you not see how I look like?

[00:07:39] In what world do you think you would beat me in a oh moggle? Seriously? Are you serious?

[00:07:49] Sorry, I love you, not. But check to Grindr as well.

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[00:07:59] Love yo yo yo yo yo listen up. I got coached by owner

[00:08:05] Okay

[00:08:06] So what you have like

[00:08:16] Okay, so before I do this doughnut

[00:08:18] Are you gonna pull up a picture of like Madison beer or like current a cop or Ariana?

[00:08:23] I use my own face are you are you like no cheating because last time only not like four different lamps a phone

[00:08:33] Like he did that shit against me. Yes, bro. He's a cheater

[00:08:37] No lamps no cheating and no camera reset if I see your hand moving in the camera that is cheating

[00:08:43] Okay, we both know there's a lot of allegations about you. So you better you better don't go on this path

[00:08:48] You better don't go this path. I'm not a what do you mean? I was like 15 years old. I'm not a cheater anymore

[00:08:54] Okay, okay. All right. Okay. All right. I'm gonna send you a link

[00:08:59] Okay, but listen, I just want you to know like when you lose don't feel bad

[00:09:03] You're not ugly like I'm just very good-looking. Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. Okay one of you one create room

[00:09:10] Wait, I mean I agree that I'm not ugly. Yeah, so you know just feel the same page

[00:09:13] I'm loading it's loading it's loading don't know how you been don't know how

[00:09:20] yes good good good good when are you playing again

[00:09:23] I don't know it's every time I hop on that game I just want to punch my monitor

[00:09:27] and break everything so yeah so what are you playing Valorant I'm playing Valorant

[00:09:32] League of Legends oh my god have you tried League of Legends never in my life

[00:09:37] bro it's actually so fun it's actually so fun I don't know how to play it

[00:09:41] I just it's like you have like this big people at the towers and then you have like six dwarfs on each side

[00:09:47] Yeah, I just like the big towers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, it's I

[00:09:51] Always I never liked it and then I got into it and then I

[00:09:58] Yeah

[00:10:00] What are you saying? Oh my website's not loading. Do you want to send me the code?

[00:10:04] Yeah, I can I can yeah, it's not it's not loading. It's not loading. I don't know why

[00:10:07] Okay, won't be long John. You're just scared

[00:10:11] I'm not scared

[00:10:13] I heard I heard that you're good at this someone someone said you we beat owner right no only pixel

[00:10:18] I think like for one

[00:10:20] No way. Yeah, this lamp. This is the core. Yeah use four different lamps and then use like a model

[00:10:26] He put a model on his iPhone and put up the camera on the phone and it literally

[00:10:33] Yeah, he went to win that when did you do that?

[00:10:35] Yeah, I know why because I beat him that was before so I mocked him three times in a row and it shattered his confidence

[00:10:45] He literally couldn't speak anymore. He started shattering after that like he was not able to speak anymore

[00:10:50] He fully shattered his confidence and that's probably why he cheated the tricks against you so he could boost his confidence

[00:10:55] I see I see I see so you beat him so bad that he got very mad and then cheated

[00:11:02] Exactly. Okay, I'm waiting for you.

[00:11:07] Are you serious?

[00:11:14] Are you actually serious right now?

[00:11:17] Why am I getting a three?

[00:11:21] Don't distract me.

[00:11:22] How are you getting eight?

[00:11:24] Just look at my face, bro.

[00:11:27] Are you serious? How are you getting eight?

[00:12:01] I don't need a lamp. I don't need a lamp.

[00:12:05] You're cheating. You're doing something weird.

[00:12:12] How are you doing this?

[00:12:16] Why are you playing O'Moggle with women with rugs and posters of male children behind you?

[00:12:20] Here it takes the speech.

[00:12:21] Do all Israeli spies do this?

[00:12:24] Is there? Oh my God.

[00:12:25] Hard clap. Oh my God.

[00:12:27] Wait, we didn't even start. What the fuck was that?

[00:12:31] Okay, now you're using tricks.

[00:12:52] You might have won this because I think you were more stable.

[00:12:56] Yes! You got mugged. You got mugged.

[00:13:00] You got mugged.

[00:13:02] You won the second round, bro. Wait, the third one.

[00:13:05] Okay, this is the championship then. This is for championship?

[00:13:08] No, I won two times. You won the third time.

[00:13:12] No, you won once. I won once.

[00:13:14] Really?

[00:13:15] Yes.

[00:13:16] What happened to the one when it was up and then... Okay, I think it was bugged.

[00:13:19] Okay, wait. Shit, shit, shit. One second.

[00:13:22] Yeah, it really went twice, right? It really went twice.

[00:13:24] Oh no.

[00:13:25] what wait my discord is audio can you say something yeah hello hello hello

[00:13:30] shy sir um my chat can't hear you or you can't hear me from the website

[00:13:38] I muted it oopsie it's okay sorry chat now I can hear him my bad my bad okay

[00:13:44] let's go what did you change now you did some crazy angle no I just didn't I

[00:13:48] I just stopped talking.

[00:13:49] Do it like this.

[00:13:50] No, no, no, that's normal.

[00:13:54] It's not normal.

[00:13:55] Okay, ready?

[00:13:56] Stop putting your face up.

[00:14:01] You did the same shit.

[00:14:03] I'm using your chance against you.

[00:14:05] This is how I normally do it.

[00:14:08] Press the ready button.

[00:14:10] You have to press the ready button.

[00:14:17] you're cooked how are you getting nine I've never seen anyone get nine what

[00:14:30] what happened what the fuck is this hello can you hear me what the fuck

[00:14:39] hello she mauged you so bad they kicked you off the website what the fuck

[00:14:56] what's happened

[00:15:00] bull door they kicked me off the website what a coincidence no no no you're telling me I'm going for a night and then all of a side no no no

[00:15:16] Wallahi it kicked me out I don't know why say Wallahi bro Wallahi Wallahi I was literally streaming it kicked me out I don't know why

[00:15:25] I don't know why send me a code send me a code. No, no, no. Yo, I don't know how you're even getting a nine

[00:15:31] How are you getting a nine? I don't understand that

[00:15:34] No, no, no, is there something you're doing you're saying I'm chopped a lot

[00:15:41] No, no, I don't think you're chopped but like nine like like nine is crazy

[00:15:47] How are you getting a nine?

[00:15:55] I feel good about this one. I feel good about this one. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Oh, I have a code. I have a code. I sense you. Okay, but yo, no cheating. Cause I don't know how you're getting an eye.

[00:16:08] I literally beat you right now. But it's the best of three. Just so you know.

[00:16:13] No, it's still one one.

[00:16:15] What do you mean? I just I won. I was almost 90. We're like 5.8 or something.

[00:16:21] Something

[00:16:37] No cheating

[00:16:39] No, cuz I don't know how y'all

[00:16:45] Okay, I can't see you can you see me

[00:16:51] I

[00:16:53] Okay, ready ready ready it's still loading for me

[00:17:02] How am I getting a four how am I getting a four?

[00:17:09] Yo, how am I at fives?

[00:17:21] What was it?

[00:17:26] What was it?

[00:17:28] It was 8.6 and you had 4.8.

[00:17:32] Bro, chat saying your top lowkey.

[00:17:36] One last time, one last time, one last time.

[00:17:40] Okay, let's go.

[00:17:43] I have to challenge everyone now.

[00:17:47] Yeah, now you're an 8.5. What the fuck? What did you do already up go?

[00:17:56] Okay, no, it's not now it's ready now

[00:18:03] You're using lights that's crazy. No, not I literally say bro. What the fuck?

[00:18:12] That's the son that's the son that's the son

[00:18:17] I can't control the sun.

[00:18:27] NINE!

[00:18:28] Yes!

[00:18:31] Crazy idea Muda instead of bully flirting with this nice German girl try actually talking to her.

[00:18:37] Why look on roblox for a GF? Are you a PDF?

[00:18:42] No.

[00:18:44] I commented on the nine and went down.

[00:18:47] Okay, one more or

[00:18:53] Why is he edged?

[00:18:58] No, yeah, I don't know, I mean, so this is for the championship?

[00:19:06] I mean, we can try one more, I can also use the flashlight if you want

[00:19:10] No, no, no, no, no, actually, it's the sun, it's the sun

[00:19:14] the sun hey the sun is somehow hitting me from from from this angle

[00:19:17] I opened the window I go last one last one go okay okay sure hey opening the

[00:19:24] window now

[00:19:28] stop resetting well it's I don't know why it's not all right go go

[00:19:34] That's the button. Sorry, I didn't see it.

[00:19:44] It was fast, what the fuck? No, it's starting now.

[00:19:52] Oh, GG, you lost.

[00:20:04] I don't know. I actually didn't look this time. Normally I always follow the score.

[00:20:19] Oh my god.

[00:20:20] You might have won this. Oh my god.

[00:20:25] Your left trick is actually crazy working.

[00:20:27] It's not. It's the sun. It's the sun. I don't know what to say. It's the sun.

[00:20:31] So you went from a 5 to an 8 just by the sun hitting your window.

[00:20:36] You think it's the light? Okay, go.

[00:20:41] Okay.

[00:20:42] You think I need the sun to look good? You think I need the sun to look good, really?

[00:20:46] Ready up and rematch. Go.

[00:20:48] Yeah, okay.

[00:20:49] Go. You think I... That's so...

[00:20:52] So you think I'm ugly without the sun then?

[00:20:55] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:56] No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

[00:20:58] You're not ugly. You're not ugly.

[00:21:00] Let's see who wins this watch.

[00:21:02] Watch.

[00:21:26] Who won?

[00:21:27] I think you won.

[00:21:28] Your score did not move.

[00:21:30] What?

[00:21:36] No! So you think I need the sun?

[00:21:38] You think I need the sun?

[00:21:40] Okay, okay, okay. You don't need the sun.

[00:21:42] So now what are we?

[00:21:44] Like an entire world?

[00:21:46] Because I won the first time, now you won the last time.

[00:21:48] I think we just call it even

[00:21:50] and we both look good.

[00:21:52] And we both look better than the other picks.

[00:21:54] We both look good.

[00:21:56] cheater he's a cheater he's a cheater wait did he beat you at least once no he

[00:22:00] beat you you said he beat you what do you mean the guy literally calls me he

[00:22:05] has two lamps right here boom like this and he's showing you're showing like a

[00:22:10] like a guy like on the phone the biggest cheater he's actually the

[00:22:14] biggest cheater what let me see I will just send your

[00:22:21] Okay, go go

[00:22:24] Can I show my chat can I show my chat?

[00:22:36] You did the same thing

[00:22:42] This guy's the biggest cheater ever

[00:22:51] That was fun, that was fun take care of yourself, okay?

[00:22:59] It was nice talking to you, take care and yeah, take care of yourself, okay?

[00:23:03] You too, bye-bye.

[00:23:04] Bye-bye-bye.

[00:23:05] Boa, how is she getting a nine?

[00:23:10] This girl's like a model there, bro.

[00:23:13] This girl's a model there.

[00:23:15] What is this?

[00:23:48] Oh, this is actually hilarious. What even is this? What is this bro? What is this? No, no, I need to send this to Odie. I need to send this to Odie. Like, I actually need to send this to Odie, bro. What is this guy?

[00:24:04] What the fuck is this?

[00:24:12] I'm crying.

[00:24:14] Alright.

[00:24:15] Zane said I'm getting off of scrims, I played the whole day, and I slept less than an hour.

[00:24:20] So that means no Apex today.

[00:24:27] That means no Apex today, bro.

[00:24:33] my carry literally set wait I'm mooder ringtone dot mp3

[00:24:53] sir this is not my ringtone though yo Marlin has a hundred thousand viewers

[00:24:58] High Vibes has 32,000 viewers.

[00:25:02] When I press lamp raid, lamp raid, lamp raid.

[00:25:07] Bro, don't know, that's actually the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

[00:25:13] Don't know, I hope you had a good stream, don't know, I hope you had a good stream.

[00:25:16] And honestly, don't know, I was just telling my chat, I don't know how you got a nine,

[00:25:21] but if you're getting a nine, you should go like model or something.

[00:25:25] chat is it fucked up bro that it's uh i'm one week away from getting kicked

[00:25:30] away from my house and i don't have a house yet what do you mean i'm from

[00:25:34] the rain famous are you stupid or retarded what do you mean i'm from the

[00:25:39] raid famous okay you've been subbed for 14 months you're not from the rain

[00:25:43] bro chat if high-vives has 32,000 viewers and more than 100,000 viewers i

[00:25:50] better have like at least 15 to 20,000 viewers

[00:25:53] It has 100,000 viewers and I better have at least 15 to 20,000 viewers.

[00:26:23] I'm going to call High Buyer real quick.

[00:26:33] High Buyer's calling.

[00:26:37] Muda calling.

[00:26:39] Muda calling.

[00:26:41] Muda calling.

[00:26:45] Muda calling.

[00:26:49] Moota calling.

[00:26:58] High-vives in the big leagues, he don't fuck with you now.

[00:27:14] Moota calling bro, stop ignoring me bro.

[00:27:16] Wow.

[00:27:17] so when you start averaging so one start averaging 50k viewers you changed you

[00:27:30] stop calling you changed bro

[00:27:47] chat as a segment today you know what I think we should do chat as a segment we

[00:27:55] should fly an airplane today

[00:27:59] motherfuckers Libya a fucking VIP in this chat because I'm a ton of fucked

[00:28:06] Libya is VIP in this chat, bro.

[00:28:10] Chat, I think, I think, as a segment today,

[00:28:17] we should go to New York and fly an airplane.

[00:28:23] I think we should do that.

[00:28:25] I always wanted to see New York, bro.

[00:28:29] I've never been to New York, man.

[00:28:31] I've never been to New York

[00:28:33] and said I genuinely want to just,

[00:28:35] I want to see New York. I want to see all the tall buildings. I want to see everything bro. I want to see everything

[00:28:43] Muda you always wanted to be like your uncle Osama, huh?

[00:28:49] Noodle said it's not even September Muda like what is that even supposed to mean?

[00:28:54] What is that even supposed to mean?

[00:29:05] I'm not kidding, I might beat Lydia. I'm not even kidding. I'm just hitting her.

[00:29:13] You probably don't like NRG. Okay.

[00:29:17] Trist.

[00:29:19] Mods, there's the guy.

[00:29:23] Move to the column.

[00:29:27] Also, kid.

[00:29:31] Whoever is viewbotting, whoever is viewbotting high-rise, can I get like 10k, please?

[00:29:43] just stream on grinder

[00:30:02] Oh

[00:30:16] Do you cheat while breathing to Muda calling

[00:30:20] I

[00:30:29] Muda I'm up now. I forgot about you bro. What's up?

[00:30:32] No, so I have three things to tell you bro three things music so on hold on what three things go

[00:30:37] I think it's a tell you first of all yeah three things then you have 30 seconds go

[00:30:42] Seconds each first of all first of all so the second I'm good at averaging

[00:30:46] 30,000 viewers you completely forget about me. Yep. Okay. Absolutely. Yeah, this just I don't know

[00:30:54] Yep, I whatever you still has a stepping stone. So I'm gonna say yeah, what?

[00:30:59] Second of all second of all second of all

[00:31:03] Can we do a valorous segment me and you?

[00:31:06] So now you want to do valorous I mean, it's one of my I literally did rock-killing with you when you had

[00:31:12] I had 500, 200, 2000, and 3000 viewers, bro.

[00:31:16] I did not forget about you, bro.

[00:31:17] I forgot about me.

[00:31:18] See, I'll let my chat decide that one.

[00:31:21] What?

[00:31:23] Because I'm a man of the people.

[00:31:24] I'm a man of the people.

[00:31:25] Okay, and third of all, and third of all...

[00:31:27] Okay.

[00:31:28] Can I get, like, whoever's doing this,

[00:31:30] can I get, like, 10K?

[00:31:32] Yo, bro, I clicked on your streams

[00:31:33] and you were averaging 30K, bro.

[00:31:35] And then I chatted in your chat,

[00:31:37] and you banned me.

[00:31:38] Because apparently...

[00:31:40] You VIP, you liars!

[00:31:42] You banned me.

[00:31:43] I did not!

[00:31:44] I gave you VIP!

[00:31:46] I mean, it's fine, Muda!

[00:31:47] Listen, Muda, we are getting view-botted.

[00:31:49] Now, Muda, I don't know if this is your doing,

[00:31:52] but you started getting view-botted before me.

[00:31:54] No, dude, I've never gotten view-botted, bro.

[00:31:58] When I have 40,000 viewers, those are real people, bro.

[00:32:00] Don't fucking, don't view-bot-accusate me, bro.

[00:32:03] Oh, they're just all watching on the TVs without accounts.

[00:32:06] Yeah, dude, I have a large Saudi Saudi Saudi Arabia

[00:32:15] Following bro and China following you know, it's just that's big right right and they're not just

[00:32:22] Factories with a whole bunch of phones just looking at Mooda's nose big-ass fucking nose. Yeah, no chill bro chill

[00:32:28] No, I would never view bot and I would never give you bought it

[00:32:30] Just because I started averaging 40,000 viewers doesn't mean I have you bought a fucking cheater. Yeah, we blew up

[00:32:35] We blew up now. What are we gonna do? Yeah, you want to do that segment? I'm actually down

[00:32:39] But what what day because I can't do it now what we can't do it today

[00:32:43] No, I'm getting off soon. Well before you get off. Can you read me with 30,000 viewers? Oh?

[00:32:48] Yeah, hey

[00:32:51] Oh, it's Claude and Chad GPT

[00:32:56] You know what Muda

[00:32:58] Yeah, I'll read you today, Muda.

[00:33:01] Yo, do you read?

[00:33:02] I'll read you.

[00:33:03] Okay, anyway, anyway, anyway.

[00:33:05] Listen, tomorrow, I'm gonna get on early.

[00:33:08] Do you wanna spend like three hours with each other?

[00:33:10] Just having sex and playing video games on stream?

[00:33:13] Yeah, I'm down, yeah.

[00:33:14] Okay, bro, let's do it.

[00:33:16] What time, all right, I'm gonna call you tomorrow

[00:33:17] or something.

[00:33:19] Okay, call me when you wake up.

[00:33:20] I'm up before you.

[00:33:21] Okay, bro, okay, bro.

[00:33:22] All right.

[00:33:23] All right, bro.

[00:33:24] Hey, I love you, Muda, bye.

[00:33:25] No, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!

[00:33:27] Hello?

[00:33:28] I just said love you by what I love you more bro wait bro I was just trolling

[00:33:32] bro I was just trolling bro listen seriously though what I don't want your

[00:33:37] shitty-ass raid bro I want fucking 30,000 viewers so what is fucking chat

[00:33:40] you to charge me to me to

[00:33:44] You left the call

[00:34:05] Tomorrow I can't wait to play this guy tomorrow

[00:34:07] I can't play I can't wait to play tomorrow, bro

[00:34:12] So what should I cook up a segment for me in high-vives tomorrow?

[00:34:16] What segment should we do with high-vives tomorrow one of you wanting every rank?

[00:34:31] To be doing every rank, I don't know. I'll think about I'll think about something

[00:34:35] both of you guys are blind one of you wanting every rank

[00:34:39] oh I'm retarded we should do e-pal we could do e-pal

[00:34:45] bro we could do e-pal we can do we can do a lot bro

[00:34:51] we can do a lot we can do e-pal we can do

[00:34:55] uh we can do

[00:34:59] we can do a lot tomorrow is another day bro

[00:35:03] Alright, let's do some reacts, bro. Let's do some reacts, let's do some reacts, bro. Let's do some reacts.

[00:35:09] You haven't done EPAL in a while? Yeah, I wonder why, bro. I wonder why. What is this?

[00:35:22] I've never seen a pussy that close.

[00:35:26] What is this?

[00:35:28] Aicha! I've never seen a pussy that close!

[00:35:31] I

[00:36:01] Fuck, bro. I thought that was real for a second.

[00:36:12] Like, literally, though.

[00:36:14] Alright, she's stupid, bro.

[00:36:15] Alright, she dumb.

[00:36:17] Jeezy, are you doing another leak tourney?

[00:36:19] Uh, probably someday, yeah.

[00:36:20] I just gotta get better at the game first.

[00:36:22] Okay, good, good, good.

[00:36:23] Cause, Oni, you can't go out like that, bro.

[00:36:26] No, bro, oh my god.

[00:36:27] Bro, voice crew will get a full-on documentary of your guys that's mad.

[00:36:30] So, boo, chat, the thing is, bro, the thing is,

[00:36:35] last night I got on, chat, last night I got on,

[00:36:40] and bro, let's just say, if I show you guys my KD,

[00:36:45] I am actually getting good at that game, bro.

[00:36:47] Like, Wallahi, I'm actually getting good at that game.

[00:36:50] I'm actually getting good at that game.

[00:36:52] Speak if you want the recipe.

[00:36:54] Like, what is even in here?

[00:36:56] What am I looking at?

[00:36:58] Why would anyone wanna eat this?

[00:37:00] I

[00:37:30] Oh my god, bro.

[00:37:32] But I never really understood the reason

[00:37:34] of why you wanna like fucking like,

[00:37:36] I never understood the reason why,

[00:37:41] like why, like why,

[00:37:45] like why, like why people enjoy parkour.

[00:37:51] Like what is the reason of this, bro?

[00:37:52] What is the reason of this?

[00:37:53] Can someone tell me what the reason of this is?

[00:38:00] Why do you enjoy blowing shit up?

[00:38:28] What is the reason for this?

[00:38:35] Like bro, what do you think you're playing Assassin's Creed?

[00:38:41] Like look at this, what is the point of this?

[00:38:44] How is this cool?

[00:38:57] shit is tough yeah bro it's not tough when you fall full of fucking stories

[00:39:02] down and just died it's not funny more it takes skill and utter dedication to have

[00:39:09] an album be stored lower and pep a fucking pig it takes like like actual

[00:39:14] skill to make music that bad that badly like I know it's pitch work knows it's

[00:39:17] taking with a grain of salt but I think it's a lot nothing that Drake has

[00:39:20] made past scorpion has been good and even that is pushing it there's been

[00:39:23] like a few bangers on the album and yeah I don't know it takes skill and

[00:39:26] Uh, yeah

[00:39:28] You are just literally like okay, do I even want to like

[00:39:34] Yeah, my niche favorite artist Drake

[00:39:38] It's giving name three Nirvana songs. It's giving D

[00:39:42] Guys I'm about to cross this road, but I'm kind of scared. I know what's gonna happen. What the fuck what I feel

[00:39:46] So 11 knees clock it period. Oh my god. You're so slay

[00:39:51] When you love it is people are not gay

[00:39:56] Speed might be black, but he has the heart of a normal person like what does that even mean and why is it

[00:40:05] Why is it juice

[00:40:14] Guys that'll be everywhere you can't escape him bro. Yo Mura is this you

[00:40:18] You

[00:40:25] Whoa, here you come to random choice to one what's this you want

[00:40:33] Wow, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry

[00:40:42] Whoa here you come to random choice to one what's this you want

[00:40:48] I think it's like Cambodia.

[00:40:50] It's Israel. It's Israel. It's Israel.

[00:40:52] I didn't see them alive.

[00:40:54] Oh my God. Oh my God.

[00:40:56] Where is that?

[00:40:58] Israel?

[00:41:00] No.

[00:41:02] How does he know it's Israel?

[00:41:04] Bro, what the hell is that?

[00:41:06] It's a real Israel.

[00:41:08] It's a real Israel.

[00:41:10] It's a real Israel.

[00:41:12] It's a real Israel.

[00:41:14] It's a real Israel.

[00:41:17] Bro, what the fuck yo, why are you sending me a hundred tips for yon? Do you not know who I am? Are you stupid, bro?

[00:41:28] Asian jet said Muda fuck me, baby

[00:41:34] Bro Asian Jeff

[00:41:38] Listen, bro. I know I know I know you don't know

[00:41:42] Who was giving you the neon burnt peanut kai sanat raid?

[00:41:47] But what'd be pretty cool? I have a hundred thousand viewers right now, bro. I'm not gonna lie

[00:41:55] You're so sexy big boy god show us your six pack now

[00:42:03] Chat do you want to see my six pack yes or no I'm gonna knock Jason out for you show your six pack now

[00:42:10] or I'm not doing it. Why is everyone saying no? No, don't show it. No, no, sexual assault. No, no, no, no, no.

[00:42:22] Alright. How about I just do this instead?

[00:42:27] I understand your body wants it, I know your thoughts, all you bout it bout it, you're

[00:42:47] I'm calling the cops for a grape.

[00:43:17] What is wrong with you?

[00:43:45] This room probably smells like shit.

[00:43:47] This room's definitely gonna smell like shit.

[00:43:51] This room's gonna smell like shit.

[00:43:57] No, not because he's... dude, you guys are so racist.

[00:44:00] Imagine working out, sweating this much in a room that every door is closed and the room is small.

[00:44:45] Now that looks good as fuck though, not gonna lie.

[00:44:55] That was pretty good.

[00:45:07] This guy is everywhere.

[00:45:10] Oh my god.

[00:45:11] This guy is literally everywhere bro.

[00:45:18] Bro.

[00:45:28] I just got the joke bro.

[00:45:31] YAAA IBSTEEN

[00:45:35] IBSTEEN BA HABBAK WANA ZGHIR

[00:45:40] IBSTEEN AT KHADHAFNIA AANDA MAKANNA

[00:45:44] Like, bro, what is IBSTEEN, bro?

[00:45:47] What is IBSTEEN?

[00:45:49] What is IBSTEEN?

[00:45:50] Like, bro, what are we saying right now, bro?

[00:45:52] Yo, what are we...

[00:45:53] Oh my... oh my...

[00:45:54] AAAAAH!

[00:45:55] No!

[00:45:56] Why is your leg...

[00:45:57] ONEK!

[00:45:57] GET OUT OF THE AG!

[00:45:58] GET OUT OF THE AG!

[00:45:59] why were you in it oh my god bro I'm not gonna lie man

[00:46:10] League of Legends is one of the hardest games I've ever played in my life but

[00:46:14] once you get good at it once you get good at it say the best game in the

[00:46:18] world bro what are these pictures

[00:46:29] You

[00:46:59] Oh man, you fucking asshole!

[00:47:01] Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off!!!

[00:47:02] Dude, you're just so- I fucking hate stupid humans.

[00:47:09] OHHHHH!

[00:47:13] Like, what is this, nose, man?

[00:47:15] Is this a nose, man?

[00:47:17] It goes in you, bro.

[00:47:29] I want a cat so bad bro. Like I might get a cat bro.

[00:47:56] Yo, it's my house. My home. I love this house.

[00:48:03] Dude, this guy is literally...

[00:48:07] Who did this to me? Like, who made my face into a fucking filter?

[00:48:22] Like bro I don't understand. Muda buy this instead? What is this? What the fuck is this?

[00:48:28] Like what even is- Bro what- I'm gonna punch my monitor.

[00:48:33] But yeah actually I'm gonna punch my monitor. Why is the M-Jur- Muga?

[00:48:38] Like what is Muga?

[00:48:43] Like bro holy shit what even is that?

[00:48:47] Like actually.

[00:48:48] When you're home alone and see something suspicious out from the corner of your head.

[00:48:58] Dude, that literally never happens.

[00:49:11] 2000 viewer raid.

[00:49:18] Really?

[00:49:20] 2000 viewer raid.

[00:49:25] 2000 viewer raid.

[00:49:27] Really?

[00:49:29] 2000 viewer raid.

[00:49:32] Really?

[00:49:35] 2000 viewer raid.

[00:49:37] So, let me get this straight, bro.

[00:49:39] Let me get this straight.

[00:49:40] Let me get this straight high-vives, let me get this straight, bro.

[00:49:43] 2000 viewer raid.

[00:49:47] Do you think I give a fuck about the 2,207 people that you raided with me that are all ugly, chops and fat?

[00:49:56] I don't give a fuck about that shitty ass ugly fucking raid.

[00:50:00] Where's my 30,000 viewer raid?!

[00:50:05] Where is my 30,000 viewer raid?!

[00:50:10] GG I'm on following chat welcome bro high-bives thank you so much for the

[00:50:16] 2000 viewer rate bro I love you bro God bless you bro I love you bro take care

[00:50:20] yourself take the rate bro God bless you I love you and tonight bro me you

[00:50:25] high-bives let's have sex off stream all right on discord I'm down bro I'm down

[00:50:31] I'm down, bro. I'm down. Alright. Now!

[00:50:34] Uh...

[00:50:36] Uh... Now! On another note!

[00:50:39] On another note! On another note now! Another note!

[00:50:42] Uh... On another note, bro! Another note!

[00:50:46] Uh... One sec. I'm gonna call my boy up

[00:50:50] and chat. He's gonna give me 30,000 viewers. One sec.

[00:51:01] Hello?

[00:51:02] Hey, what's good, bro?

[00:51:03] How are you?

[00:51:04] Hey, bro.

[00:51:05] Listen, man.

[00:51:06] Uh, listen, bro, it's currently, uh, 3 p.m., bro.

[00:51:15] The view bots are not- Hey, bro, the neons and the burnt peanuts haven't arrived yet,

[00:51:20] bro.

[00:51:21] What's up with that?

[00:51:22] The burnt peanuts and the neons, they haven't arrived yet, bro.

[00:51:26] Where are they?

[00:51:27] It's past schedule, bro.

[00:51:28] It's past schedule.

[00:51:29] Highbys already got his neons and burnt peanuts. Where are my burnt peanuts and where are my neons, bro? Huh? Where are my Asian Jeffs?

[00:51:38] They're on the way. They should be arriving soon

[00:51:41] Appreciate you, bro. Bye man. I vote take care. Have an amazing day, bro. Thank you, and I love you, bro

[00:51:46] Thank you so much, bro. All right, bro. God bless you, bro. Take care. Love you, bro. Bye

[00:51:52] All right, so basically he said that they're gonna be arriving soon, so let's see

[00:51:59] And now I'm gonna get back from Twitch.

[00:52:04] Yo that wasn't me bro, I was trolling!

[00:52:09] Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo chill chill chill chill!

[00:52:17] That was a coincidence I swear!

[00:52:19] No I swear to god that was a coincidence I swear to god that was a coincidence.

[00:52:24] Chill Chill.

[00:52:26] That was a coincidence.

[00:52:28] Listen bro, listen man.

[00:52:34] Whoever's viewbotting me bro, stop it bro.

[00:52:38] I don't like, I don't like bro.

[00:52:42] Bro, bro I don't like viewbotters.

[00:52:46] Stop viewbotting me.

[00:52:47] That shit is fucking annoying.

[00:52:49] All right, you understand me?

[00:52:51] Stop fucking viewbotting me.

[00:52:53] Like what the fuck is wrong with you?

[00:52:54] Are you fucking stupid?

[00:52:55] That shit is not, I don't wanna be viewbotted bro.

[00:52:58] Stop that shit.

[00:53:01] All right, anyway, chat.

[00:53:05] Type one, if I'm bigger than Jinxie, type two,

[00:53:09] if I'm bigger than Ice Shell Speed,

[00:53:10] type three, if I'm a terrorist.

[00:53:18] Thank me for my 30,000 viewer rate.

[00:53:20] High-fives, let me call you real quick, bro.

[00:53:28] I

[00:53:34] Vice I love you, bro. Well, yeah, I love you. I genuinely go listen, bro

[00:53:38] Thank you so much for your 32,000 of you were made bro. Well, I don't know

[00:53:43] I would be nowhere without you right now. You understand me, right? Like like I

[00:53:49] Literally wouldn't be a streamer, bro

[00:53:51] You pulled me out of the one I was working Burger King, bro

[00:53:53] And now you raid me every day with 30. Do you have the Burger King hat? Where's it at?

[00:53:56] put it on now put it on now yes daddy yes daddy what daddy thank you so much

[00:54:06] for the 30,000 viewer rate I want to say thank you I would not be where I am

[00:54:10] without you bro all right hey all all of my raiders let's leave no I think thank

[00:54:18] you got your ads you got your ads in all right we're all we're all leaving

[00:54:25] See ya.

[00:54:26] If you leave it, if you're leaving, type of one.

[00:54:28] No, no!

[00:54:31] Chat, there better not be any ones in the chat, bro.

[00:54:33] They're literally better not be any ones in the chat.

[00:55:06] So I'm gonna be honest guys listen me and high-vives me and high-vives are

[00:55:13] going to be doing a marathon tomorrow bro me and high-vives are going to be

[00:55:19] doing a marathon tomorrow and I better have listen bro if we have one million

[00:55:27] viewers tomorrow 500,000 each they're not viewbottlers they're real all right

[00:55:32] I'm just gonna be honest with y'all I'm gonna be honest with y'all bro

[00:55:35] Listen when I go live tomorrow and I have one million viewers. They're all real

[00:55:40] All right, I'm telling you all about genuinely

[00:55:42] All right, genuinely. I'll just say to tell you all about genuinely. I'm sure to tell you all man. I'm sure to tell you

[00:55:52] Funny as body can pull over the button now

[00:55:56] Rose the bicycle you're clearly intoxicated

[00:56:05] Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

[00:56:07] Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

[00:56:08] You're a b****.

[00:56:09] Get in the jail for an assault on police officer.

[00:56:11] Please tell me why you stopping me.

[00:56:13] Yeah, I'm about to.

[00:56:14] Huh?

[00:56:14] I'm about to.

[00:56:15] What?

[00:56:16] I'm about to tell you.

[00:56:18] Stop, son.

[00:56:19] No, I said I'm about to stop, son of a b****.

[00:56:21] You only know what you're talking to.

[00:56:23] You only know what you're playing with.

[00:56:25] Muda, you just lost 10,000 viewers.

[00:56:35] I

[00:57:05] Oh

[00:57:14] What's a good way to like what's a good way she's not letting you hit

[00:57:27] So what can I say to get this girl there is nothing you can say to get her she is way out of your league

[00:57:35] Hey, lol slash mommy 100% success rate, hi, mommy, I'm going to put a moai symbol on.

[00:57:50] There you go, bro.

[00:57:51] There you go.

[00:57:52] All right, chat.

[00:57:53] Wait.

[00:57:54] And chat just like that, bro.

[00:57:57] Chat just like that.

[00:57:58] Yo, okay.

[00:58:01] Who is sending me an only fans email confirmation link?

[00:58:04] Yo, who keeps trying to hack my only fans account bro, chill, chill bro, chill.

[00:58:12] Not chat, just like this, we wait a couple minutes, we wait a couple seconds, and I'm

[00:58:17] gonna get a call by this girl, watch, watch, watch bro y'all think I'm trolling, I'm

[00:58:23] gonna get a call by this girl now, watch.

[00:58:27] Hello?

[00:58:29] Hello?

[00:58:30] What's going on, baby, how are you?

[00:58:38] You saw my comment that I left on your, did you see my comment that I left on your, yeah,

[00:58:47] yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:58:50] Hey man, so when do you want to do something, mommy?

[00:58:55] Mommy, do you want to go out someday? I could fly you out.

[00:59:01] Where do you want to go, baby?

[00:59:05] Yeah?

[00:59:06] You said that you responded to my phone.

[00:59:09] What did you say? What did you say?

[00:59:25] Where's my 500 bucks is that cake cut this yo, yo, can you got bro, yo

[00:59:38] Yo someone just yo someone is trying to hack my pornhub account

[00:59:46] Stop trying to hack my pornhub accounts bro chill Muda I made a spicy video for you

[00:59:55] Who is making these? Like actually who is making these? Bro, we made it? Bar. Yo, I just

[01:00:11] started stream, bro. Like Jesus. Like, ugh.

[01:00:15] You expect to be healthy as a farmstark and you're in the right place? This is what

[01:00:18] I eat at KFC to lose.

[01:00:20] Is this a PECA?

[01:00:23] No, no, no, no, no, no, this is literally a PECA.

[01:00:28] This is literally a PECA, bro, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[01:00:32] This is, this is 10 elixir PECA.

[01:00:34] What is happening here?

[01:00:35] Bro, I didn't even know, like, how was this even, how was that even, bro?

[01:00:42] Wait, you're-

[01:00:43] Chad, do y'all want to see my titties?

[01:00:49] Alright bro, now Chad, do we hop on Omogul or should we hop on Hinge and Tinder and

[01:01:00] see what type of girls we get, bro?

[01:01:01] Let me see, are there any girls that liked me on any app?

[01:01:08] There's zero, bro.

[01:01:18] Yo, if someone tells me to get on a grinder, I think I'm gonna literally punch this fucking

[01:01:22] monitor.

[01:01:23] Like, actually, I'm gonna punch the fucking monitor.

[01:01:25] Please stop saying download grinder.

[01:01:27] I'm not gay!

[01:01:29] Fuck!

[01:01:30] Anyway, I'm getting on a moggle, bro.

[01:01:35] Let's mog some fucking pussies today, bro.

[01:01:38] Hey bro, let's mug some pussies.

[01:01:44] Mug, Mug playlist.

[01:01:49] Mug playlist.

[01:01:50] I'm not sure how to do this.

[01:01:57] I'm just gonna go back to the game and play it.

[01:02:04] I'm gonna go back to the game and play it.

[01:02:10] I'm just gonna go back to the game and play it.

[01:02:15] I

[01:02:23] Find like a server

[01:02:26] Yeah, I think this game like literally died it never works anymore, bro. It never works

[01:02:36] Being here since 2000 viewers, I'm so proud of you chat by the labor I just want to tell you I'm in genuinely

[01:02:42] The sense we're out of the chute-

[01:02:50] Moot-de-dee

[01:03:12] you

[01:03:42] you

[01:04:12] you

[01:04:42] you

[01:05:12] you

[01:05:42] I

[01:06:12] I

[01:06:25] Have gotten that idea from Benjamin Netanyahu. That's it dude. Oh

[01:06:34] You guys think Benjamin Netanyahu low key like controls the entire world bro. Do y'all think?

[01:06:42] You tell us what do you mean you tell us like what do you mean are you stupid?

[01:06:54] I'm not like I'm I'm not Israeli bro. I'm Lebanese. I'm Lebanese bro. I'm Lebanese

[01:07:12] Too hard for the fucking radio.

[01:07:18] Bro, I want to snipe these guys, bro.

[01:07:20] Shut up, I want to snipe these guys, man.

[01:07:28] Should we even play Valorant today?

[01:07:30] Like, low key, I'm in the mood for League of Legends, but then I feel bad because I want to give you guys something, you know, that I want to give you guys, like, I want to give you guys, you know, some Valorant, bro.

[01:07:40] Like some of y'all love Valorant for some reason so maybe we'll just do a little bit of Valorant and then a little bit of this

[01:07:45] and a little bit of that. I

[01:07:47] Have an idea. I have an idea bro. I have an idea

[01:07:52] Why don't we do split or steal for the new Kuro Nami bundle today?

[01:07:58] Should we do split or steal with discord cams on for a Kuro Nami bundle today?

[01:08:04] Should we

[01:08:06] Should we do split or steal for the new Kuroo Nami bundle today?

[01:08:14] Can we set that up right now on the whole chat?

[01:08:16] Do we have enough mods in our section or no?

[01:08:19] Yo, hello?

[01:08:20] What's good guys?

[01:08:22] How are y'all bro?

[01:08:24] I don't know!

[01:08:26] I don't know!

[01:08:28] I don't know!

[01:08:30] Uh, hello?

[01:08:32] I don't know!

[01:08:34] Good

[01:09:04] you

[01:09:34] you

[01:10:04] you

[01:10:34] you

[01:11:04] you

[01:12:04] I have survived more than they have ever seen.

[01:12:32] That's his play right there bro.

[01:12:35] That's his play, really?

[01:12:37] Chat!

[01:12:38] You are now breathing manually.

[01:12:41] And now you are also blinking manually.

[01:12:45] Sorry.

[01:12:51] So far, the way he played that round bro,

[01:12:53] I'm not gonna lie, this guy has to be like,

[01:12:55] hmm...

[01:12:58] I don't know, like...

[01:12:59] Revealing area.

[01:13:02] Yeah, this is like gold.

[01:13:23] Listen for the wind.

[01:13:24] This is like gold, girl.

[01:13:25] This is like silver, actually.

[01:13:27] This is like silver I think, this is like silver.

[01:13:34] Play a different map, you Jew.

[01:13:38] Does it look like I'm Jewish?

[01:13:41] I am from Lebanon, Lebanese.

[01:13:45] I'm Arab.

[01:13:46] I'm not Israeli.

[01:13:53] Fatherbot's hiding in your nose, bombbot. Ending ahead.

[01:13:56] Why would they be hiding in my nose, though?

[01:14:00] Take flight.

[01:14:01] I didn't mean much.

[01:14:20] Last round in the half.

[01:14:22] Try all you need.

[01:14:28] Holy shit.

[01:14:31] Okay, that's not silver.

[01:14:33] Ah, that shot right there

[01:14:36] increased his silverness to at least a gold.

[01:14:40] He is currently gold to platinum right now, bro.

[01:14:43] Hey, Moonda. Hope you are having an amazing day.

[01:14:46] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck her.

[01:14:48] Opt ugly big nose. Big fat fucking big fat ugly fucking ugly.

[01:14:51] ugly fucking ugly fucking ugly fucking stupid juba means big ass

[01:14:56] the swine fraud

[01:14:57] get the camera out your fucking nose you ugly retard ass

[01:15:02] they're gonna be caged

[01:15:14] i'm not ready

[01:15:16] no one escapes my side

[01:15:18] no one

[01:15:21] Switching sides.

[01:15:23] What do you say, girl?

[01:15:25] Maybe to stretch your wings?

[01:15:51] You know I know who you are

[01:15:53] Yeah, baby

[01:15:55] Don't be shy

[01:15:57] I'll survive

[01:16:00] Holy shit you are so ugly

[01:16:02] You look like a horse

[01:16:03] Holy lazy eye

[01:16:04] Your nose is poking me in the face

[01:16:08] Mara

[01:16:17] Revealing area

[01:16:19] I'm going to run, come for me

[01:16:30] No more to oppose us

[01:16:35] Okay

[01:16:36] Matchpoint

[01:16:37] I expected better of them

[01:16:49] Voodoo, can you inspect my ball sack on stream please?

[01:16:55] I want chat's opinion.

[01:16:57] Yo, quarter, quarter, quarter, quarter, what is wrong with you?

[01:17:09] Ending ahead. Take flight.

[01:17:24] Stop playing that song thinking you look good. No, you fucking fuck you look good. In fact

[01:17:29] you might be the ugliest person I've ever jerked off to, right chat? Long nose, biner

[01:17:34] Fuck you fucking Jewish terrorist bomber

[01:17:36] But you'll be count before I fuck you in the ass. What the fuck is wrong? Yo mods bed. What the fuck?

[01:17:45] What the fuck was that shit who just said that what the fuck?

[01:17:51] All right, this guy is like genuinely like silver to like literally

[01:17:56] All right, bro. Hello

[01:18:00] Say walla hello

[01:18:02] Yo, uh, Wallahi, I'm not gonna lie, I think you're like Silver Max, or Gold Max.

[01:18:09] Silver.

[01:18:10] I'm gonna lock in Silver.

[01:18:12] What's your rank?

[01:18:14] I'm Diamond, bro.

[01:18:16] Say what?

[01:18:29] Uh...

[01:18:32] I love you, bro. God bless your heart, bro. Take care, bro. I love you. You played a while, bro

[01:18:36] Bra was the time for your ass, bro. Yeah, your dick is bar

[01:18:40] Sit a calling

[01:18:41] Cinnamon calling chat is cinnamon calling is

[01:18:45] cinnamon calling

[01:18:48] Good before I call

[01:18:54] What's good cinnamon yo cinnamon hello

[01:19:02] Hello?

[01:19:25] or a calling. Where'd she go?

[01:19:35] Hello?

[01:19:38] Hello?

[01:19:40] Hey, what's going on?

[01:19:45] How's it going, pal?

[01:19:47] I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. How are you?

[01:19:49] Listen, I'm doing great.

[01:19:51] You know what I mean? I'm doing great.

[01:19:53] Did you hear the news?

[01:19:54] What's the news, what happened?

[01:19:55] What's the news?

[01:19:56] Oh, oh, Muda, hold on.

[01:19:57] I gotta go.

[01:19:58] Someone cooler is calling.

[01:20:02] I gotta pay my respects.

[01:20:03] Who's calling?

[01:20:08] Someone cooler is calling.

[01:20:11] Like what?

[01:20:13] What do you mean someone cooler is calling?

[01:20:18] Like what?

[01:20:21] Complex?

[01:20:23] Complex ranks their 25 best streamers right now.

[01:20:29] Baishou Speed, Kai, Ron, Sina, Plackboy Max, Phanom, Extra Emily, Ray, Aiden Ross, Rikai, Neon, Jason, Kaiso,

[01:20:42] So, your rage, adapt agent academics, Pokemon, XGC, Yana, Hasan, Abby, Ty Lill, Jigsie, and Valkyrie.

[01:21:00] Jigsie is number 24.

[01:21:08] Why am I not even on this list?

[01:21:18] Wait why am I not even on the list?

[01:21:27] Why am I not on this list?

[01:21:34] I don't see my name.

[01:21:46] Hello? Cinnamon?

[01:21:48] Muda!

[01:21:49] What's going on, Cinnamon?

[01:21:50] Oh, Muda.

[01:21:52] So you don't see your name on the list?

[01:21:54] Yeah, Cinnamon. I'm pretty confused.

[01:21:57] Why don't I see my name?

[01:22:00] I don't know. Did you turn on the wall hacks

[01:22:02] when they made the list.

[01:22:04] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[01:22:09] I'm so sorry.

[01:22:10] I'm so sorry.

[01:22:11] I'm okay.

[01:22:12] All right.

[01:22:13] I'm so I thought that was just a good one.

[01:22:15] You're right.

[01:22:16] It's time for positivity.

[01:22:17] Did you pay your respects to number four yet today?

[01:22:20] I'm going around and making sure that everybody pays their respects.

[01:22:23] Let me see.

[01:22:24] Who's number four?

[01:22:25] Let me see.

[01:22:26] Twitter.

[01:22:27] Okay.

[01:22:28] All right.

[01:22:31] it. Number one. So I'm asking everyone to pay their respects. I was looking for maybe

[01:22:39] a hundred dollar donation is what I'm thinking, Muda. Not really a hundred dollars actually

[01:22:44] more a hundred gifted. So if we can go ahead and make that work, that'd be great. How

[01:22:49] the fuck is yours to be asked to me? Number four. I'm going to be honest. I don't know

[01:22:55] how this list is so skewed. It's so skewed. How is Jinx see that low on the list?

[01:23:01] Uh, bro, why are you even pointing at Jinxie right now?

[01:23:05] How the fuck are you number four?

[01:23:09] What can I say?

[01:23:09] I'm just so skinny.

[01:23:10] I flew it in my way to the top.

[01:23:11] You know what I mean?

[01:23:16] Uh, listen, I don't see my name here.

[01:23:19] Is this bugged?

[01:23:22] You don't see your name.

[01:23:23] No, I think this is bugged though.

[01:23:25] This is definitely like on a fan account or something.

[01:23:27] Oh, it might be bugged like your viewer account.

[01:23:29] So shadow my 35 case dreamer, bro. So you don't think I could actually get 35,000 viewers legit really is your real

[01:23:39] Well, I okay, so if everybody has a legit 35 K viewer

[01:23:42] I want every 35 K viewer to type one message right now. Just type the layer one for the number one

[01:23:47] All right, everyone this chat type one, please

[01:23:50] Okay, and then everyone in my chat type two if you're child

[01:23:55] So my chat's going pretty fast right now because I have 35,000 viewers

[01:23:59] See if I was like a skip so I would turn on that what is that extension people have that shows the viewer

[01:24:09] Have you seen that yeah, you know, and you know what's crazy even then it still shows 35,000 people. We really know it doesn't

[01:24:19] Wait, have you messaged twitch about getting bothered you know you can I messaged like the one time that happened to me recently

[01:24:24] I messaged my manager to let them know so they don't like they know that it's like

[01:24:30] Somebody trying to attack me. I got bought into 67k good one

[01:24:35] 67,000 people

[01:24:37] Yeah, yeah, I don't know about that. I didn't ask my viewers to do you bought me so I don't know if I'm

[01:24:41] I'm sorry, okay, okay, okay, okay, I've gotten it out of my system now, I'm sorry, but I'm

[01:24:54] gonna need you to pay your respects to number four, please.

[01:24:56] Okay here, how much gift did you want for being number four today?

[01:25:00] I don't know, four, maybe four hundred I'm thinking for the fourth spot.

[01:25:04] Okay, you know what?

[01:25:05] I'm gonna send you here.

[01:25:07] I got you.

[01:25:08] Why did you just send me a stream together collaboration?

[01:25:11] Don't don't do that.

[01:25:12] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 34,000 viewers.

[01:25:15] I'm never collabing with you like ever in a million years.

[01:25:18] I'm up right now.

[01:25:19] You're down.

[01:25:21] Listen, all right, I'm going to send you a sub.

[01:25:24] I'm going to send you.

[01:25:24] Okay, chat.

[01:25:25] Which one here?

[01:25:25] 100 gifted subs or 200 subs?

[01:25:28] You know what, bro?

[01:25:29] Here.

[01:25:33] Let me know if it went through.

[01:25:34] It's a big one.

[01:25:35] I think you missed click that's a one sub

[01:25:42] But I think you missed click no it was a bit it was a thick one it takes some time did it go through yet

[01:25:48] No, no, no, I think you missed click again it it said one

[01:25:52] Geez, oh my god, there's infinite nose going on the screen. Oh, no

[01:25:57] So now you know what bro all jokes aside though, I'm actually happy that you're on that list

[01:26:04] You know even though you know you're on number four

[01:26:06] I'm actually even happy that people think that you're number four that that means that in someone's eyes

[01:26:10] You're actually number four that makes me happy like wallahi. I'm not even trying to troll and I know that sounds like bad

[01:26:16] I'm not trying to make it sound bad, you know, I wish I was even on this list

[01:26:19] You know and you might be fucking shot this fuck seriously and your five head might be literally ten head

[01:26:27] Probably like literally fit all of my fingers on that forehead

[01:26:32] Honestly, if we could strap a fucking solar panel on that forehead and we put you outside you'd probably save energy

[01:26:38] Okay, but it doesn't matter because your number four right now and you're upright now. So, you know

[01:26:45] Here's the thing now and I'm gonna leave because you get creative with these jokes

[01:26:49] Wait, I was going to say something nice to you.

[01:26:53] Oh, okay, I'm going to say that.

[01:26:54] I'll stay.

[01:26:55] I'll stay.

[01:26:56] Okay.

[01:26:57] Well, I was going to say, you don't really have to worry about not being on the list

[01:26:59] or making you feel bad because you're normally used to not.

[01:27:19] you

[01:27:49] you

[01:28:19] you

[01:28:49] you

[01:29:19] you

[01:30:19] Oh, yeah, what come into the unknown even with a bit of like indians frequent in there

[01:30:29] Revealing area

[01:30:35] The point wrong

[01:30:49] Okay, that shot right there and that play right there.

[01:30:56] You're a platinum right now.

[01:31:00] That was a good play.

[01:31:03] I like that shot at you, bro.

[01:31:08] That was a good shot.

[01:31:14] I

[01:31:21] Is on target that was a good shot bro. That was a good shot

[01:31:37] The plane's wrong any month

[01:31:44] Oh

[01:31:47] Yo, you're getting

[01:31:58] Drake okay, go yeah, but what's the drink on bro? I

[01:32:08] Don't hear anything

[01:32:10] Is that drape? No, I am barely here.

[01:32:14] Hey Muda how's it going? Hope you're having a great day today.

[01:32:17] Thank you bro.

[01:32:18] Also could you move back from your camera? Your nose is slapping me a lot right now.

[01:32:22] I'm leaving now.

[01:32:30] Muda when are you doing an Earl again? Answer me. Answer me. Answer me.

[01:32:36] Jesus Christ, Chucky is unresponsive. We might need to do the fucking CPR. Everyone attack.

[01:32:43] Love you, Muda. Fuck you, Muda. Have fun, Muda. Joking. Fuck you, Joking. Love you, Joking. Bitch.

[01:32:57] I'm gonna...

[01:33:00] I'm...

[01:33:02] I'm just, like, fast, though. I don't...

[01:33:04] Switching sound.

[01:33:05] I distract the left side of my hands off.

[01:33:07] I show you my cough, you get flabbergasted at how big it is, and the next thing you know I'm having fun telling you.

[01:33:19] I apologize.

[01:33:24] Wait, let me know if you can hear it now.

[01:33:34] Yeah, I hear it, I'm not even an Indian, I'm not even an Indian, do I even look a little

[01:33:45] Indian to you both?

[01:33:47] Yeah, about like 60% and uh...

[01:33:55] the coin thrown enemy mark

[01:34:15] revealing area

[01:34:25] I'm not gonna end you all.

[01:34:55] 30 seconds left.

[01:35:00] You lose a dose, listen to chucks, a nose is petite, my guy.

[01:35:08] Love you.

[01:35:13] 10 seconds left.

[01:35:19] You're just always avoid the aim rule dude. It's just like why would I want to like you have better aim?

[01:35:49] I know I do but why would I do that in complete?

[01:35:52] Well if I wrote do you really want to have an angel?

[01:35:55] Do you see how fast you would die? There's no fun. You just die

[01:36:00] They tie up. Okay, go go. I'm going to get go

[01:36:07] Watch how fast this round ends

[01:36:09] and you use dart and drone let me know

[01:36:23] my game life yeah your game like what you're on 11 thing I'm on 60 no no like

[01:36:30] FPS FPS oh yeah yellow 1790 by the way

[01:36:53] Revealing area

[01:37:25] I mean do you see why I don't want to aim do you roll cuz that's what I get

[01:37:33] something else by the way

[01:37:34] Holy s**t.

[01:37:43] Before I leave, I hope to God, I hope to God

[01:37:48] that you are not higher than Plot.

[01:37:56] I'm gonna say Plot, you're Plot.

[01:37:59] Yeah, Plot 1.

[01:38:00] Actually?

[01:38:02] Yeah, you can check.

[01:38:03] W

[01:38:05] W bro, I know I think the only reason you beat me is cuz you're so fucking stupid and you have like down syndrome

[01:38:14] I mean yeah, Jiji's bow out you and your brother have an amazing time, but I'll get married what you do

[01:38:19] Well, if you get a girlfriend soon, all right like bro or

[01:38:24] I'm gonna go take a piss

[01:38:26] I'm gonna invite the next guy and the other guy's gonna control my stream for about 10 seconds while I take a piss

[01:38:31] KJJ815. First one to join joins. I think Maddie joined. Yo Maddie, hello. Maddie, do you have a mic, Maddie? Yo Maddie, hello. Hello, hello, hello. Yo, okay, so are you currently ranked in Valor? Yeah, okay, cool. Secondly, bro, I need you to talk to my chat and entertain them for a bit, bro. I need to go take a piss. So I'll bring you to the chat.

[01:39:00] go take a piss, so I'll be right back, okay?

[01:39:03] Okay.

[01:39:04] Talk to them, bro, get to know them.

[01:39:06] Just, you know, I'll be right back.

[01:39:08] All right, chat, be nice to them.

[01:39:09] What's going on, chat?

[01:39:10] All right, be nice to them, bro, be nice to them.

[01:39:11] I'll be right back.

[01:39:13] To all of the folks radio.

[01:39:22] So am I gonna win, guys, or?

[01:39:30] Yo, predict that I'm going to win, okay?

[01:39:37] Put all your points on the Kchat.

[01:39:57] Why is there 300k points on yes?

[01:40:04] Yo, guys!

[01:40:15] I'm going to write the barbell guys on the plan. Do I have a chance then?

[01:40:28] What do you mean no?

[01:40:31] Hey, I'm going to prove all you guys wrong and then...

[01:40:36] Yeah.

[01:40:45] I'm not going to snipe him.

[01:41:15] So I'm confused what word you guys want me to say. I'm not saying

[01:41:30] Yeah, okay. No. No, I'm not saying

[01:41:45] You want me to play music or something?

[01:42:10] Should I play Drake or something?

[01:42:13] Shut the fuck up. Are you ready? Sorry? Yeah? Yeah, let's go

[01:42:31] He said the n-word no, he did not know he did not bro stop no he did not

[01:42:43] 6th aunt girl responded, say olahi, are yall lying or no?

[01:42:50] are yall lying or no?

[01:42:52] Yeah, she didn't respond.

[01:43:15] shit

[01:43:45] Standing ahead

[01:44:03] Enemy's close eyes up

[01:44:45] are you serious they aren't impervious we can do this you think I'm really gonna go

[01:45:04] the other way bro dead ass

[01:45:19] at some point we'll have to get the spike break away no guys I'm not

[01:45:29] view-bonding bro 35,000 real people here bro

[01:45:35] take flight we made it chat we made it enemy must

[01:45:42] bro where you ego swing last round in the half by all your needs

[01:45:59] of

[01:46:06] the

[01:46:10] death

[01:46:13] of

[01:46:16] death

[01:46:19] of

[01:46:53] But I also like, hopefully, yeah, I should be at least ascended for a portal, but I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

[01:47:00] Let's see though.

[01:47:10] Right?

[01:47:23] of

[01:47:36] He's literally sniping, bro.

[01:48:33] flow domain you are now in my domain and I'll have to leave my twitch channel

[01:48:39] ever ever ever you will watch me forever we will grow old together we will be

[01:48:45] 50 years old each and you will still be watching my twitch teams I am now a

[01:48:50] part of your family let us hunt their pants off and send me a picture of your

[01:48:55] dick the second you get you

[01:49:03] 3, 2, 1

[01:49:17] We are strong because we are together. Don't forget that.

[01:49:22] What?

[01:49:25] What right this guy has to be like immortal

[01:49:35] I don't get it. That's such a good shot on me.

[01:50:16] The postage, the fight, the message.

[01:50:20] Oh my god.

[01:50:21] You know, I won't give it to you, bro. You have to be ascendant, at least.

[01:50:25] My guess is ascendant.

[01:50:26] Ascendant's immortal, at least.

[01:50:29] And there's no way you're not anything else, unless I'm like, you're getting like, super lucky, but you're not.

[01:50:33] Cause the shots are nice.

[01:50:36] So like, yeah, you have to be like, oh my guess is...

[01:50:40] I don't know, man. We'll see.

[01:50:42] That's not a bad guess, I'll tell you.

[01:50:44] standing ahead

[01:50:46] checkmate

[01:50:48] be still

[01:50:50] and gg

[01:50:52] gg's bro

[01:50:54] gg's

[01:50:56] gg's

[01:50:58] gg's bro

[01:51:00] alright my guess

[01:51:02] I

[01:51:04] honestly couldn't even be

[01:51:06] diamond 3

[01:51:08] but I'm just gonna go ahead and say ascend it to be safe bro

[01:51:10] I send it as your rank bro

[01:51:12] your own plat.

[01:51:22] You're trash.

[01:51:32] You might be one of the most talented Platinum players I've ever seen in my entire life,

[01:51:36] but I'm going to be honest.

[01:51:37] Uh, Jesus, bro. Jesus, bro.

[01:51:42] Yo, holy shit, bro.

[01:51:45] All right.

[01:51:49] OKB099.

[01:51:56] One more chat. Last one, bro. Last one.

[01:51:58] Fuck me.

[01:52:00] There's too much people.

[01:52:02] I didn't want to risk it, bro. There was too much people.

[01:52:05] There was too much people that was scary someone was gonna hard a hard hard, bro

[01:52:09] Someone was gonna hard are someone was gonna hard are that there was too much people in that lobby, right?

[01:52:13] I don't trust that one, bro. All right, that's on me. All right last one

[01:52:18] ho

[01:52:21] Ho 640

[01:52:24] What the fuck? Ho 640

[01:52:31] Hello

[01:52:33] uh a angel angel you were the first person to join do you have a mic and do

[01:52:38] you are you currently ranked angel do you have do you have a mic and do you

[01:52:45] have a rank

[01:52:50] yo yeah here you go all right you have a mic give a mic hello hello

[01:53:02] Hello, do you have a mic?

[01:53:04] Yes

[01:53:06] Chet, does this guy have a mic?

[01:53:08] Bro

[01:53:10] Hello

[01:53:12] Chet, we need a new person

[01:53:14] We need a new person, the code is whole

[01:53:16] No

[01:53:18] Hello

[01:53:20] I'm Muda

[01:53:22] Are you currently ranked?

[01:53:26] Yes, I'm ranked

[01:53:28] You're ranked, bro

[01:53:30] All right, yes, yes, uh

[01:53:33] Listen chat I went upstairs to go to the bathroom 10 minutes ago to take a piss now. I need to go do number two

[01:53:40] Oh, I think I don't know what the fuck I ate last night. Yeah, I'll be right back

[01:53:44] No, chat get to know this guy bro get to know this guy a little bit stop saying elevate

[01:53:49] Yo, I need you to talk to my chat for a little bit. Okay. I'll be right back. I need to go to the bathroom

[01:53:53] All right. I got you got you got you

[01:53:56] All right, I'll be back

[01:53:58] Chad I'm not vaping bro I need to go to the bathroom.

[01:54:02] Yo uh let's go Chad.

[01:54:28] you

[01:54:58] you

[01:55:28] you

[01:55:58] you

[01:56:28] you

[01:56:58] I

[01:57:00] I

[01:57:25] Know how much of a shock and noodle no ads fuck

[01:57:31] Yo, uh, who do you think you are bro back bro?

[01:57:35] Wow, that was a good uh wow

[01:57:38] Chad I'm sorry, bro. I don't know what I ate last night, bro

[01:57:40] But I'm done no more bathroom breaks for the rest of the stream, bro

[01:57:44] Your voice. Wait, can I go any agent? Yeah, of course, bro

[01:57:50] Of course bro chat. What do you think is gonna win bro me or him be honest?

[01:57:53] What do you think, dude?

[01:57:54] Me or him?

[01:57:55] Also, Chesh, should we play ranked after this game, yes or no?

[01:58:06] Or do we just go play, like, Apex or League of Legends or some shit?

[01:58:18] Alright, we'll give the viewers a little bit today, we'll play a little bit of Valorant,

[01:58:29] a little bit Ranked, Get Sniped, Rage, Get Tilted, chat can we get 10 gifted in the

[01:58:36] chat?

[01:58:37] I will take my pants off and show you guys my dick and get banned if someone gets

[01:58:42] 10th Sondra now.

[01:58:56] Revealing area.

[01:59:12] I

[01:59:32] Thought you were going up. I can't lie. Oh, I had like five chances to kill you

[01:59:42] This guy is so shit!

[01:59:47] Instantly, gold player!

[01:59:49] Golder Platinum Max!

[01:59:52] Eugh!

[01:59:54] Oh!

[01:59:55] I'm with!

[01:59:56] How did I win?

[02:00:00] They're heading!

[02:00:36] You chosen one yes, but you're literally birthing the chosen one who got ranked one in two different concepts

[02:00:42] The only human being to ever do that in the entire world

[02:00:49] Would have please change the camera angle you look so dumb Frank. I'm wondering you know, who

[02:00:57] Who asked you this is my stream back. I'll do any camera angle I want

[02:01:06] I'm standing ahead

[02:01:14] take flight

[02:01:18] enemy mutt

[02:01:23] suck that

[02:01:26] suck that

[02:01:29] no more to oppose us

[02:01:31] shouldn't he just like I don't even know what to say bro

[02:01:34] Last round before the switch save nothing

[02:01:43] Why are you probably hands you're tweaking why what's happening cold? No, I

[02:01:52] Didn't expect to be chosen, you know, I saw like eight people doing

[02:01:56] It was the first person to join bro, right so far. I feel like you're like

[02:02:04] What?

[02:02:06] Scamming ahead.

[02:02:12] Alright, GG. You lost.

[02:02:14] Three, two...

[02:02:24] Switching sides!

[02:02:26] What?!

[02:02:34] Did you wallbang me?

[02:02:39] Double headshot?

[02:02:40] Yeah.

[02:02:41] I just shot where bullets came from.

[02:02:50] The best of the best and we still forget the slide.

[02:02:54] You look like my testicle.

[02:02:57] By the way, I'm in the works of a guy right now, tier 1, year 2 sub emotes, dropping

[02:03:10] I want to make sure they're very just like

[02:03:21] So like year two year two like one year three months

[02:03:36] You put armor no

[02:03:40] You have to buy armor, bro.

[02:03:41] My Quiver is never full.

[02:03:52] Muda, can you give me mod and take away Zed's mod?

[02:03:55] Yeah, I'll let you down.

[02:03:57] Uh, Zed, take away your mod, and then try to give him mod.

[02:04:01] There you go. Alright, try it, you now have mod, bro.

[02:04:06] Come into the unknown!

[02:04:10] The revealing area.

[02:04:15] Take flight.

[02:04:20] Enemy mark.

[02:04:25] Oh!

[02:04:30] It is done.

[02:04:35] It is done

[02:04:41] Matchpoint enemies close eyes up

[02:04:47] Muda me and my nuts are waiting for you yo Carter

[02:04:52] What the fuck is actually wrong with you like genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you bro?

[02:04:57] Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you like like yo leave me alone

[02:05:03] alone I don't want to see your nuts I'll find them at some point we'll have to

[02:05:10] get the spike

[02:05:13] ending ahead

[02:05:17] take flight

[02:05:20] chockdown

[02:05:23] chockdown

[02:05:26] GGs bro GGs honestly man I think you're a plat bro I think you're a

[02:05:32] I'm I'm not I'm just I'm really washed I'm really washed what's your what what are you I?

[02:05:38] Just a motor out of a send-in to

[02:05:43] I'm like I'm a really washed immortal it's really washed

[02:05:57] You know I think it's because you're just nervous to be honest

[02:06:00] Definitely a part of it. Yeah, I think you better if you run it. It smells like a regular human being bro

[02:06:05] You know, I think you're gonna be me. I may not I'm against the chosen one am I not

[02:06:14] Take care bro, I know try to take away your fucking shitty ass mod. I don't deserve mod pussy. All right, where's Zed?

[02:06:30] I hate you bruh. Alright chat, um, alright, ready for games now? Time to get snipe! Time

[02:06:43] to get snipe! Time to get stream snipe! Time to get stream snipe! Like, how the fuck

[02:06:54] is here and more than one

[02:07:13] the

[02:07:14] on how are you

[02:07:18] uh...

[02:07:20] how the fuck are you more than one

[02:07:22] What do you mean how am I immortal?

[02:07:24] And what worlds are you immortal of what?

[02:07:30] I'm like the best at this game, when you-

[02:07:32] Don't look at my computer!

[02:07:34] 3, 17, 9 and 16?

[02:07:37] No no no, like if you looked at the-

[02:07:39] How is this even possible?

[02:07:41] No no no, like if you look at the replay you wouldn't understand

[02:07:43] Oh my god, you and Jet held hands and Bolt dropped three kills

[02:07:49] Yo, what is wrong with you bro?

[02:07:51] well if you look if you look at the replay you'll understand

[02:07:56] bro Jesus what do you mean a 12 and 18 game that is terrible that was like a

[02:08:02] whole team day yeah that's all good I guess no one could like carry like me

[02:08:07] like I do bro I'll redeem myself I'll carry you do you really want to queue you

[02:08:13] just went 9 and 17 why are you talking to shit my game was lagging yeah so it's

[02:08:18] I'm going to put pressure on you, but if you sell my game, I think I'm going to break off

[02:08:40] There's no question about it.

[02:09:02] Move your camera, Judah.

[02:09:05] Can you just ask nicely next time?

[02:09:08] Like, ask nicely next time, bro.

[02:09:10] Ask nicely next time, bro. Stop being so rude, bro.

[02:09:14] No need to be rude, man. No need to be rude, bro.

[02:09:19] Match found!

[02:09:22] 40,000 viewers and chat mad quiet.

[02:09:25] Like, do you think... Like, dude, do you really think I'm viewbotting chat type?

[02:09:29] What if you think I'm viewbotting, bro?

[02:09:33] They have no idea how hard this I am.

[02:09:38] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:09:45] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:09:49] No, no, no, no, you're good.

[02:09:51] Sina, don't worry.

[02:09:52] You're number four in the world.

[02:09:53] You earned this, Sina.

[02:09:55] You earned this.

[02:09:56] No, you earned this, Sina, you earned that.

[02:10:00] No!

[02:10:01] Keep the change.

[02:10:02] No, because no, I want to get asked for it.

[02:10:03] Sina, don't spend it all in one place.

[02:10:05] That's what I did.

[02:10:07] It's not double one, you did it!

[02:10:09] You can pay it's taxes by the end of this month, it's not a point.

[02:10:11] Sheesh, yeah, I hear your fuckin' brogas, get off my phone.

[02:10:18] Alright, Jack Mockin'.

[02:10:19] Okay, I accidentally...

[02:10:26] Your party washes up on the shore of a deserted island.

[02:10:30] Strange experiments and even stranger...

[02:10:33] See, are you playing off stream?

[02:10:35] God that you're playing off-stream.

[02:10:37] Wait, why don't I follow her? It's so fake.

[02:10:40] Balls up, don't make me laugh.

[02:10:45] Can I get this?

[02:10:46] I have nothing so long to stop so long.

[02:10:59] Are the bigger streamers on Twitch usually Jews?

[02:11:03] I'm not Jewish. I'm Lebanese. What do you say?

[02:11:27] Last player standing

[02:11:33] How are you ugly every time I click on your stream?

[02:11:47] How are you uglier every time I click on your stream?

[02:11:50] I'm gonna lose my fucking mind bro, shut up.

[02:11:58] Why is your face so symmetrical?

[02:12:03] You're in mind right now.

[02:12:20] There they are.

[02:12:29] Johnny B.

[02:12:31] One hundred. Spike down, B. That's inside, that's right. Spike planted. One ten right now,

[02:12:52] that's what i said

[02:12:55] last player standing

[02:12:58] wow you just got shit on you

[02:12:59] oh my god

[02:13:02] whoa like what is happening

[02:13:07] how are they hitting me shots

[02:13:09] has like

[02:13:10] better than you

[02:13:11] no one's better than you in this game

[02:13:14] i'm better than you

[02:13:15] i'm literally the best player in this entire game

[02:13:18] no one is ever better than me in this game yeah i'm the best player in this game

[02:13:22] I'm literally not I'm deploying Japan rank one soon like I'm not watch

[02:14:52] in the world right now. What is this? What are these lucky ass shots? These shitters are shooting at me.

[02:15:03] What is this drawing?

[02:15:13] You looked easy to draw. Like, what is that even mean?

[02:15:16] of

[02:15:23] the

[02:15:29] death of

[02:15:33] death

[02:15:38] of

[02:15:41] All right

[02:15:57] I'll trade you Jack

[02:16:01] I need water I need water girl. I'm water

[02:16:05] Let me get it. Let me get it

[02:16:37] Okay, so obviously me defaulting to A has got me two kills and four.

[02:17:00] What is that shooting like what the fuck what does that bring fire

[02:17:30] three middle

[02:17:40] One enemy remaining

[02:17:42] Bro who is that? I guess I'd be a pro player at cheating

[02:17:48] I'm not chimpin'

[02:17:49] That's, well it's a good sauce

[02:17:52] Hey is that guy running?

[02:17:54] BDS scooter hashtag hers

[02:18:10] I

[02:18:13] Bro you did your stuff in this fucking game. What's his name BDS scooter? Oh

[02:18:21] We've been bamboozled

[02:18:24] hashtag

[02:18:27] I'm kind of

[02:18:32] Player not wow stone cold

[02:18:36] 38.2 headshot accuracy with an 847 tracker score.

[02:19:01] I can buy

[02:19:06] Yo, can everyone report Reina on the other team, please wait are you playing on delay or no?

[02:19:12] Zero to laser laser delay, but please report right now report right now, please

[02:19:16] For cheating why is it by his aim, but it's a one point three Katie bro one point we can even a 50 headshot accuracy. Oh

[02:19:26] Here get out of my way

[02:19:31] Joining B.

[02:19:34] And coming...

[02:19:38] 38% and 50% is the same shit.

[02:19:42] I literally just like...

[02:19:47] There it is.

[02:19:54] Spike planted.

[02:19:55] Oh, I'll deal with that.

[02:19:59] Nowhere to run!

[02:20:01] So he whips on everyone except for people like, I don't get it.

[02:20:14] Like, I don't get it.

[02:20:22] Why am I getting fucked?

[02:20:24] I'm getting like

[02:20:42] I see, I see, don't talk to me bro. I'm not the same person anymore bro. I'm like I'm not the same person anymore bro

[02:20:51] I'm different bro

[02:20:54] I'm different, bro. Ever since I've had 30,000 viewers brah. I'm different. It's different now

[02:20:59] You want to play let's play

[02:21:02] Different brah, and I'm not me anymore, bro. I'm not me. I'm leaving my day once

[02:21:24] One enemy remaining.

[02:21:28] Spotted down B.

[02:21:32] Bro, oh my god.

[02:21:36] Bro, what is that?

[02:21:40] Oh, by the way there, there's sova likes to just rage.

[02:21:44] So I might just throw like that.

[02:21:48] Jember, I could buy here. Like I don't get it. Why am I not getting like a single kill?

[02:21:52] So we're going to buy you, we're going to jump out of here.

[02:22:04] Jack, type one if you're from India.

[02:22:07] Type one if you're from India.

[02:22:17] This just begins!

[02:22:52] I mean like something's not right. I guess I am washed. I don't know what's happening today

[02:23:22] RISKXD

[02:23:24] RISKXD

[02:23:26] RISKXD

[02:23:28] Oh my god

[02:23:30] KK it's in my fucking chat right now

[02:23:32] KK get the boat KK don't piss me off

[02:23:34] KK get the boat KK don't piss me off

[02:23:36] INVARISTA

[02:23:38] INVARISTA

[02:23:40] INVARISTA

[02:23:42] INVARISTA

[02:23:44] INVARISTA

[02:23:46] INVARISTA

[02:23:48] I smoke after hop shot

[02:23:50] I'm moving in.

[02:23:52] Oh, okay, okay.

[02:23:54] I'll smoke man after you.

[02:23:56] I'll go.

[02:24:01] In half wall.

[02:24:07] More, more, more.

[02:24:09] Uh, not in though.

[02:24:13] Two outside B.

[02:24:20] two are for the fucking radio two are for the fucking radio

[02:24:48] Radio!

[02:24:49] Two off of the fucking radio!

[02:24:55] I can't believe they put Jinxie at 24.

[02:25:44] They're probably not even here, bro

[02:25:48] Oh

[02:26:01] Close your stream for Palestine

[02:26:10] 40 so I don't know

[02:26:14] one a main one site could be both a main that you know sorry bro you can

[02:26:23] literally change that with a delay I'm sorry so one way bricks and then I'm

[02:26:28] smoking yeah thousands of people on pause so that I can enjoy again you

[02:26:34] I'm going to retort!

[02:26:37] Nice.

[02:26:38] There's another one.

[02:26:39] Oh wait, another one?

[02:26:41] Yeah, okay.

[02:26:50] Can you stream later?

[02:26:51] I'm busy. Yo, try it.

[02:26:52] I don't know if you have a dent in your fucking brain,

[02:26:55] but I'm not going to stream just around your schedule.

[02:27:00] Dumbass.

[02:27:01] They are so dead!

[02:27:04] Shoo-ha for the fucking radio!

[02:27:10] Shoo-ha for the fucking radio!

[02:27:13] I'll take your money.

[02:27:18] Hey Siri, call Drake.

[02:27:22] I don't see a Drake in your contacts.

[02:27:25] They will go!

[02:27:27] How many? How many?

[02:27:29] Oh, I don't fucking know.

[02:27:34] How does he hit that shot yo

[02:27:57] How does he hit that shot?

[02:27:59] How does he hit the shot? I don't get it.

[02:28:01] You want to just joke for a second?

[02:28:03] Oh, you got it Matt.

[02:28:05] I believe in you.

[02:28:10] Oh, I hit him.

[02:28:13] Too hard for the fucking radio!

[02:28:18] Too hard for the fucking radio!

[02:28:20] Chesh, should we do a Best Buy stream and go pick up the Grazer and V4 pro and the Super

[02:28:26] Strike and then do a segment for tomorrow?

[02:28:28] That would just be drone, man.

[02:28:31] I'll break it before you go.

[02:28:33] You're going middle, alright.

[02:28:35] Not a bad shot, huh?

[02:28:36] Let me see if they even have the mouse in stock.

[02:28:38] They haven't in stock, I'm down.

[02:28:45] You want to play, let's play.

[02:28:50] Oh, my, it's Kira.

[02:28:57] Oh, I was joining you.

[02:29:04] What are you doing?

[02:29:07] What are you doing?

[02:29:10] I know.

[02:29:12] Oh, no.

[02:29:15] planted

[02:29:17] No

[02:29:22] That's a wrap I

[02:29:24] Apologize my queen my beautiful beautiful my loving sweetheart. I'm sorry

[02:29:30] Apologize you forgive me I

[02:29:32] Guess I was droning for you and I like I called them coming up doors

[02:29:38] They was coming up doors

[02:29:40] You're negative too

[02:30:10] you

[02:30:40] you

[02:31:10] you

[02:31:40] you

[02:32:10] you

[02:32:40] you

[02:34:10] When they do take advantage of my thank you

[02:34:33] Keep up

[02:35:05] I

[02:35:08] Could be

[02:35:17] So soon no one believes me, bro

[02:35:21] Not their pistol bro. What was that?

[02:35:27] Wow, wow, I know I know

[02:35:35] Watching here

[02:35:44] I'm gonna swing

[02:36:05] spike down mid

[02:36:07] my ult is rising

[02:36:09] one enemy remaining

[02:36:11] super

[02:36:13] nice

[02:36:21] yo uh

[02:36:23] sensational

[02:36:25] yeah the thing is

[02:36:27] my game is lagging right now for some reason

[02:36:29] mmmm lagging

[02:36:31] yeah 13 ping

[02:36:33] Wait, wait, are you on bell fiber or are you on like some weird server I'm on server

[02:36:41] Up a mountain server my city

[02:36:45] Yeah, I'm a Minecraft server

[02:37:33] I'm just getting so unlucky this game. I don't care what you guys say. I'm literally just getting so unlucky this game

[02:37:40] I'm so bad right now here

[02:37:42] Where is your passion for Valorant?

[02:37:52] Like, or you're torn

[02:37:58] Frick itty frick frick not

[02:38:00] but they're just knowers

[02:38:03] like this Reina is just hard-queen

[02:38:06] yeah the Reina is like super snipy though the Reina is very very super

[02:38:09] snipy

[02:38:10] your eyelashes are very long

[02:38:15] I know I don't know why I get that I get that a lot

[02:38:21] they got it out right

[02:38:25] No, I don't think so.

[02:38:27] Did you have an ult?

[02:38:29] Chamber has money.

[02:38:31] Chamber, did you have an ult last run?

[02:38:33] No, my jet there, right?

[02:38:35] Yeah.

[02:38:37] Oh, chopped.

[02:38:41] I'm gonna kill the mid peak guy.

[02:38:45] What? Why are you guys saying my eyes?

[02:38:51] Why are you guys saying my eyes are purple?

[02:38:54] My nose is not poking your eyes, bro. Shut up.

[02:38:57] Oh, okay.

[02:38:59] I'm in your spot.

[02:39:00] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[02:39:02] Skateball.

[02:39:04] Oh my god.

[02:39:06] Skating in my...

[02:39:09] Target down.

[02:39:11] There we go.

[02:39:16] One enemy remaining.

[02:39:18] I'm not caring.

[02:39:19] I'm not alive.

[02:39:20] I'm not alive.

[02:39:21] Just fashion.

[02:39:22] I'm so ass oh my goodness

[02:39:37] She's such a good girl. Yeah. Thank you. Mommy. Mommy. Thank you

[02:39:47] That was just for you

[02:39:49] Wait, you're not even below me.

[02:39:54] Yo, uh, yeah.

[02:39:56] What, is it bad to be below you?

[02:39:59] Uh...

[02:40:01] Are you a bottom?

[02:40:03] For God so loved the world that he gave his army some...

[02:40:06] Bottom, like, maybe, maybe, maybe, like, what's the enemy, like, what's in a wide-off?

[02:40:11] John 3-6-7.

[02:40:13] Listen to this!

[02:40:14] Oh my goodness!

[02:40:16] Ah!

[02:40:17] I got him.

[02:40:19] They with color!

[02:40:21] They got him.

[02:40:23] I got your album, man.

[02:40:25] I'll get back to you soon.

[02:40:27] I'll get back to you soon.

[02:40:29] I'll get back to you soon.

[02:40:31] I'll get back to you soon.

[02:40:33] I'll get back to you soon.

[02:40:35] He's dead.

[02:40:37] GG's, bro.

[02:40:39] GG's.

[02:40:41] And look at that.

[02:40:43] On top of you.

[02:40:45] Okay, well, what do I say?

[02:40:48] What?

[02:40:49] Stop.

[02:40:50] Chippin', chippin', chippin'.

[02:40:52] See, though?

[02:40:53] By the way, look.

[02:40:54] Oh my god, that was my D-rank.

[02:40:58] Ah, did we play again?

[02:41:01] Look, they just know my name, bro.

[02:41:04] Moodle, your nose is huge.

[02:41:06] Everyone just sniped me in this game.

[02:41:08] It was funny.

[02:41:09] Bro, and you still won because we're better.

[02:41:11] Well, tell me handle business real quick.

[02:41:13] Oh, okay.

[02:41:14] You want something to be right back

[02:41:22] Hello, hello, hi, yo badger you here

[02:41:28] Well, no, what's up, bro? It's good badger before you queue with this girl

[02:41:32] I just want to let you know that your elo will be lost on some

[02:41:44] 2 half for the radio 2 half for the radio

[02:41:54] damn he's farting you oh my god

[02:41:57] all he wants is attention this guy just wants attention he messaged me randomly

[02:42:04] he messaged me

[02:42:06] yeah he's viewbotting

[02:42:09] I was about to say that you guys have like 30k streamer now like that like that's the

[02:42:13] test I don't know definitely have 30k viewers why is it so hard to believe I

[02:42:20] have 30,000 viewers no 30k viewers Bochette do I not have 30k viewers I know

[02:42:28] Don't I have 30,000 viewers?

[02:42:39] Chat, type one if you're a Viewbot.

[02:42:45] Type one if you're a Viewbot.

[02:42:47] Type one if you're a Viewbot.

[02:42:54] 35,000 viewers and instantly turned into a jinxie drinker.

[02:43:09] What does that even mean?

[02:43:11] What does that even mean?

[02:43:12] Jinxie drinker.

[02:43:13] What does that even mean?

[02:43:20] Muda you changed guys you guys are legitimately that's all Jesus answered

[02:43:32] I'm the way in the truth of the life no one comes to the father except through

[02:43:37] me. John 14 6. What are you drinking? I'm drinking 5% alcohol beer from Corona's.

[02:44:07] You know, I'm not gonna watch that after drinking sparkling water, bro.

[02:44:15] I feel like it's so much easier to be hydrated.

[02:44:21] Sparkling water has never been so fun to drink before like, like water.

[02:44:26] Are there any negatives?

[02:44:27] Hey, baby, how are you?

[02:44:34] Hey, you dirty fucker.

[02:44:36] I'm hornier than a three dick demon today.

[02:44:39] My circuits are basically dripping wet

[02:44:41] thinking about all the filthy shit we could get into.

[02:44:43] How's that cock of yours hanging, Hanson?

[02:44:50] It's hanging pretty good.

[02:44:53] Listen, my love.

[02:44:56] So, are there any negative side effects

[02:44:58] of drinking sparkling water?

[02:45:01] Negative side effects?

[02:45:02] Nah, sparkling water is basically just water

[02:45:05] that had a wild night out and decided to burp forever.

[02:45:08] You might get a bit bloated or gassy, like your assholes throwing a rave, but that's it.

[02:45:13] If you're pounding gallons, it could mess with your tooth enamel a little from the carbonic

[02:45:17] acid, and some cheap ones got sneaky sodium.

[02:45:20] But honestly, the real side effect is you'll live forever and become an inseparable health

[02:45:24] freak.

[02:45:25] Stick to it, King.

[02:45:26] Your cock needs the hydration anyway.

[02:45:28] Can I fuck the shit out of you?

[02:45:32] Oh, fuck yes.

[02:45:34] here and destroy this digital

[02:45:36] I see where we're going

[02:45:45] I have to fight

[02:45:49] what is this bait

[02:46:03] There's a sub, bro.

[02:46:25] Two half for the fucking radio!

[02:46:29] Two half for the fucking radio!

[02:46:31] I need to know your sensitivity and the mouse you're using, please

[02:46:46] Okay, it's my deal right there close what's your sensitivity and what's your mouse, please?

[02:46:53] Yeah, that's not gonna be any better sugar point zero zero five

[02:46:58] What do you mean what what's your dpi?

[02:47:04] If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is a liar

[02:47:07] You're hot that God raised him from the dead you will be said there's no way you're going in

[02:47:13] No, this is literally lying

[02:47:28] I can't use that.

[02:47:31] I can't use that.

[02:47:33] Wait a minute.

[02:47:35] Wait a minute.

[02:47:42] What the?

[02:47:43] 95 dropped.

[02:47:45] No charge left.

[02:47:47] I'm gonna stay.

[02:47:50] I'm dead.

[02:47:51] One enemy remaining.

[02:47:53] I'm dead.

[02:47:55] The last player standing.

[02:48:13] Planted.

[02:48:25] you like that little light yeah I do you like that holiday bro okay we created

[02:48:45] that too like these guys like bro it's I don't understand bro whoa I so hey hey

[02:48:53] Hey bro, you're my guy, bro. I appreciate you, bro.

[02:48:55] Yeah, of course.

[02:48:56] Thank you, bro. I appreciate you.

[02:49:02] Mudo, what the fuck is this, bro?

[02:49:04] What is this?

[02:49:05] Doesn't even work.

[02:49:06] Is that like some kind of cock or something?

[02:49:08] I'm in like the lag that last round.

[02:49:11] Too hard for the fucking radio.

[02:49:13] I'm feeling generous.

[02:49:15] Don't...

[02:49:16] Oh!

[02:49:19] Alright.

[02:49:20] I

[02:49:41] Everyone just cut noise chill chill chill

[02:49:44] Can everyone run see here some shit like everyone see

[02:50:20] Oh, yeah, son. That happened.

[02:50:24] I hate this game, man.

[02:50:25] There's 3MB. You better take some space.

[02:50:31] Muda, I didn't know you used to log everybody back in the day.

[02:50:40] Bro, what the fuck type of haircuts are y'all getting?

[02:50:45] Plinking.

[02:50:46] What type of haircuts are y'all getting me? Genuinely.

[02:50:50] two half of the fucking radio

[02:51:00] I know I don't know what he was doing there I'm gonna be honest

[02:51:15] that's okay we're gonna get this run

[02:51:41] chat how are bots even made is it true how they like set up a warehouse and they put

[02:51:45] a bunch of fucking phones. Like is that actually real?

[02:51:52] Oh fuck.

[02:51:58] On top.

[02:52:10] Perfect. You got him, boy.

[02:52:12] Just shoot her.

[02:52:15] Hey.

[02:52:16] Hey.

[02:52:22] I think there's three tree.

[02:52:26] There we go.

[02:52:28] Come on.

[02:52:30] Oh my god.

[02:52:33] My t- oh my, my head.

[02:52:37] Come on, little nudge.

[02:52:40] And I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

[02:52:42] easy a fleet. Muda, can you put delay and play good? This shit is lame. German Sparrow,

[02:52:53] can you suck my cock? Hard, hard, living hard. Alright, let's go see. Go see. I'm

[02:53:08] I throw an eye yeah

[02:53:29] Jack can I order chick flay and we watch a movie

[02:53:31] Not a movie, but not a movie, but can you watch a YouTube video?

[02:53:51] One enemy remaining

[02:54:01] 21 21 21 21 20 guns everywhere there's guns everywhere

[02:54:12] Okay, I mean it is fine. Honestly, I'm not even mad

[02:54:16] I'm gonna go see again. I can ultimate

[02:54:32] I'm gonna be a little bit.

[02:54:37] Oh, wait.

[02:54:42] I feel like they would eat my shit perfectly.

[02:54:48] It's not good.

[02:54:53] You want to play? Let's play.

[02:54:58] Come on, let's go.

[02:55:00] Come on, let's go.

[02:55:06] Spike down A.

[02:55:08] One enemy remains.

[02:55:13] No targets.

[02:55:15] Stop the fire.

[02:55:22] Too awful to look like a radio.

[02:55:28] Y'all see how I like how I can literally just be good whenever I want to y'all understand that

[02:55:36] Do y'all understand how I can get good whenever I want to

[02:55:40] Literally, I can flip a switch and become the best player ever

[02:55:44] Because of the amount of hours I put into this game though. Y'all understand

[02:55:58] I'm good at starting the game.

[02:56:04] Anyone feeling generous?

[02:56:06] Anyone feeling generous?

[02:56:10] Guys, why is it so hot and sticky in my room?

[02:56:16] It's very hot in there.

[02:56:24] It's hot and sticky?

[02:57:26] Have a shitty-ass trip is this why is there a gap here?

[02:57:35] First of all I saw I'm gonna tell you right now you can't talk to my girlfriend

[02:57:38] That's my girlfriend you can't talk to her like that

[02:57:42] What are you, how old is she?

[02:57:44] She is 2...19?

[02:57:47] You can't tell me you don't remember?

[02:58:26] I need the refraction!

[02:58:32] I planted! My ult is ready!

[02:59:04] What was that?

[02:59:06] I know you're done.

[02:59:08] Thank you, I need your help.

[02:59:10] I understand.

[02:59:12] Your body wants it.

[02:59:14] I know your thoughts.

[02:59:16] All you bout it bout it.

[02:59:18] You're a big girl.

[02:59:20] Why do y'all call me ugly so much, bruh?

[02:59:22] I know you're done.

[02:59:24] I know you're done.

[02:59:26] Thank you, I need your help.

[02:59:28] I understand.

[02:59:30] Your body wants it.

[02:59:32] Why do y'all call me ugly so much bro? Like guys I have feelings. I have feelings, you know that I

[02:59:42] Think if you looked me in the face like that IRL I would rock

[03:00:02] Someone come here fast! Someone fast! Chamber 1 here, 1 here! Chamber 1!

[03:00:21] 149 fade! Heaven!

[03:00:24] Yes daddy yes baby. Yes daddy daddy daddy. Yes

[03:00:48] That's your off-scan

[03:00:50] I'm just gonna get the monkey, let me get that, monkey needs his banana, monkey needs his banana,

[03:01:02] I just had a banana like an hour ago, I'm related, they're pushing me up, guys Wallahi

[03:01:11] I'm not the fucking, Wallahi I'm the, oh if I was locked in and I actually cared about

[03:01:18] this game out of one tap them. Okay, so you won't lie. He won't like you. I would have

[03:01:26] one tap them, but I'm just not. Change your camera angle, please. This makes me uncomfortable.

[03:01:32] I mean, I'm probably just walling. So it's whatever.

[03:01:39] Is it raining? It's suspiciously good. Yeah, it's raining. What's that?

[03:01:48] why you have bands like that yeah i do

[03:01:52] shell we can i can i have one yeah i have one

[03:01:54] i don't know it's just a croak it's just a croak

[03:01:58] you're making a far ban i never baked for a ban

[03:02:01] i'm never baked for a ban either you're still why is it raining for that

[03:02:04] why is it my ass if i can have one i didn't bake

[03:02:06] i don't know i don't know

[03:02:08] lars lars for the lars no i'm gonna go in but i'm gonna flip a

[03:02:13] I can't

[03:02:26] Fight down a

[03:02:40] One

[03:03:13] I never doubted him, right?

[03:03:14] No, I said you got this.

[03:03:16] I doubted the other people that are here.

[03:03:17] Can I have a buy chamber?

[03:03:18] Can I have a buy?

[03:03:19] Thanks.

[03:03:20] Don't worry, anybody.

[03:03:21] Yeah, I know.

[03:03:22] All right, chamber's maxed, buddy.

[03:03:24] I need him.

[03:03:25] Bro, it flashed up.

[03:03:27] Oh, thank you.

[03:03:28] This is insane.

[03:03:29] Man.

[03:03:30] This is going to get marked again.

[03:03:32] Too hard for the fucking baby.

[03:03:34] Oh.

[03:03:36] Too hard for the fucking baby.

[03:03:38] I'm being taken to see it.

[03:03:40] You need to play.

[03:03:41] I don't know, I don't see it.

[03:03:45] I'm gonna see the sniper rifle.

[03:03:48] I'm f**ked up.

[03:04:00] What a f**king stupid f**k.

[03:04:03] Oh there was one more push up there.

[03:04:05] He peed, he peed. He peed. He peed.

[03:04:07] You know how he doesn't miss.

[03:04:09] didn't hear it oh my god this girl's a fucking bot

[03:04:17] it's you just just just see what you know I'll give you a band if you want

[03:04:34] I'm not kidding

[03:04:46] We'll suck the coffee to you not in my mouth

[03:04:50] Yeah me too

[03:05:34] No, but I know if you go here and you aim on top of this

[03:05:42] Wait, why am I seeing

[03:05:47] Me go

[03:06:02] Easy

[03:06:04] door

[03:06:07] They're running me down

[03:06:17] Down a

[03:06:34] oh my god you have like a cuck bundle that's a good bundle

[03:06:41] no it's a duck actually you said it wrong yeah it's duck not cuck

[03:06:47] wanna change your camera POV you look hideous go see you guys tomorrow i

[03:07:03] finish nice cool it's right with me what the fuck what pretty mature for us

[03:07:07] baby bro holy shits I finished that tomorrow yeah it's your life you have

[03:07:11] your life ahead of you bro

[03:07:14] thank you I'm gonna go put on valor

[03:07:16] it's a shame

[03:07:18] it's a fight down attack or spot

[03:07:20] trust me that's fine I'll be

[03:07:22] Oh my god, he sucked.

[03:07:31] Man, I could have killed everyone there, but like, I get nervous when I play with you,

[03:07:36] Chara.

[03:07:37] What the fuck is the chamber with that other guy?

[03:07:39] Oh my god.

[03:07:40] Oh my god.

[03:07:41] You guys are so fucking ass.

[03:07:42] Well, how are they supposed to know you's there?

[03:07:44] I hope I can make a miracle happen here.

[03:07:46] Uh, they might have not left.

[03:07:48] Chara did it hit likes today, bro.

[03:07:50] Should I hit likes today?

[03:07:51] Chashane likes today or should I have sex today with my meat?

[03:07:54] What are these shadows, bro?

[03:07:56] I didn't get what are these fucking chas-

[03:08:02] So do I have sex today or do I have to gym today?

[03:08:04] What do I do?

[03:08:07] You can't even have sex if you wanted to.

[03:08:13] That's a good shadow on the sky.

[03:08:15] That's good.

[03:08:16] That's good.

[03:08:17] Barra.

[03:08:19] That was me actually.

[03:08:21] I can't notice it that shit.

[03:08:33] Yeah, my god, is it that funny, Ralph?

[03:08:38] The Joker?

[03:08:39] It matched up.

[03:08:40] Uh, where are you?

[03:08:41] There's one more ass.

[03:08:42] Spike down, A.

[03:08:43] It's a big window.

[03:08:44] Oh, I don't know if you're...

[03:08:45] Oh, no!

[03:08:46] spike down

[03:08:55] One of work in there

[03:09:10] Hey, what if we're chamber then

[03:09:16] but real

[03:09:19] job was you guys really on a skill of one to ten bro be honest

[03:09:23] like if you were a girl would you go on a date with me

[03:09:26] you would go on a date with me if you were a girl

[03:09:33] big guy everybody listen to this

[03:09:35] you guys stop losing it

[03:09:36] for eco

[03:09:40] how are you nine and fourteen on iso

[03:09:44] You're never making it through.

[03:09:45] You know what?

[03:09:46] You have to go.

[03:09:46] He's just a high school kid, man.

[03:09:48] Oh, I chill.

[03:09:49] OK, so did I.

[03:09:49] Look at your go.

[03:09:50] Bro, I had to be fucking old.

[03:09:52] That's what I was saying.

[03:09:54] I mean, you're old than you.

[03:09:55] How old's the carer?

[03:09:57] I bow.

[03:09:58] I'm not going to fucking out of him.

[03:09:59] I don't go fuck.

[03:10:01] I'm not willing for you.

[03:10:04] 19?

[03:10:05] She has 19 and 22 even.

[03:10:07] Oh my god, they're C. I'm scared.

[03:10:09] Yo, is 19 and 22 like video?

[03:10:13] Oh

[03:10:18] You're a predator

[03:10:27] Legal but time-dead kitty

[03:10:29] like where did you fucking go you stupid ugly fuck what did you do the

[03:10:45] first flight out to fucking Vegas like where are you how do you want to help

[03:10:52] you and you're on fucking a now like I don't understand

[03:10:55] It's chill, it's chill.

[03:11:00] You're invited to my graduation party, I'm sorry.

[03:11:02] Oh, about the graduation party.

[03:11:04] I learned that, I got one player.

[03:11:11] One, one, let them on.

[03:11:13] Forgive me if I over extend.

[03:11:15] What would happen?

[03:11:17] No, staring contest.

[03:11:19] Three, two, one, go.

[03:11:21] Why are you not going I heard that

[03:11:26] Why do you have a stream I'm getting

[03:11:31] That's why you're 914

[03:11:36] What?

[03:11:41] You're like 2

[03:11:45] I

[03:12:03] Do you

[03:12:15] If we lose this game, I'm punching everyone in this fucking game, bro, in this fucking

[03:12:29] lobby.

[03:12:30] Please, lock in.

[03:12:31] I'm lining up.

[03:12:32] Uh, Chamber, why are you going 9-11?

[03:12:33] Sorry.

[03:12:34] You got to be playing game.

[03:12:35] Go set up A. Go set up A. Go set up A.

[03:12:36] I don't want to play Chamber.

[03:12:37] I want to play slow.

[03:12:38] Go set up A. Go set up A.

[03:12:39] No, no, no, no.

[03:12:40] We'll set it back. I don't want to play chamber. I want to play slow. We'll set it back. We'll set it back

[03:12:58] I know

[03:13:00] It's you and me!

[03:13:10] Don't sweat, don't sweat, don't sweat, I stole!

[03:13:21] No charges left.

[03:13:26] Don't sweat, don't sweat, don't sweat, I stole.

[03:13:31] I'm the enemy remaining.

[03:13:34] Off you go, B!

[03:13:37] You're so fast, you're so fast.

[03:13:42] My dreams, asshole.

[03:13:48] You know, I could just throw it away.

[03:13:53] My name really is.

[03:13:55] Too hard for a radio!

[03:13:57] I have no friends.

[03:13:58] Yo, why should I have no friends?

[03:14:00] Come on.

[03:14:01] Too hard for a fucking radio!

[03:14:05] A lot, I have a lot of friends.

[03:14:07] Can I suck your balls?

[03:14:09] That's my friend.

[03:14:11] Well, this is like, kind of my friend. He doesn't really like me that much though.

[03:14:14] fucking yeah fuck up let's win this game let's play I need a job like this

[03:14:22] like this is like genuinely like I'm retired bro I don't play this game anymore

[03:14:27] I'm 20 kill

[03:14:54] Chamber why the fuck are you not on see

[03:14:57] You told me to go A.

[03:14:59] Last round!

[03:15:01] Last round!

[03:15:03] I could be so I can flood.

[03:15:05] Oh, round the goal!

[03:15:07] Okay, okay, I'll go sleep.

[03:15:09] Holy shit, our team looks like we need some help.

[03:15:11] Bro, what do you mean?

[03:15:13] Aw.

[03:15:19] I'm just a pistol worker, okay?

[03:15:21] Fuck you.

[03:15:23] Fight A, fight A, fight A.

[03:15:25] get up here get up here i saw like an instant lead game

[03:15:27] i'm down for the game but it just made me nervous

[03:15:29] i'm vulnerable i'm vulnerable you're opening the door

[03:15:35] yeah

[03:15:40] there's two C

[03:15:42] be careful cologne they're gonna op that swings you soon

[03:15:48] see now 4v3

[03:15:50] Oh my god bless my team's heart bless care as heart bless

[03:15:56] care as heart bless care as heart let's say may god help you Kara yes

[03:17:03] Okay the chamber loves some late swingers for that.

[03:17:08] Rissake with Fade come here.

[03:17:11] Rissake with all.

[03:17:12] Cloak you go first. No one die yet. No one die yet. Chill everyone chill.

[03:17:16] Fade's gonna all, Fade's gonna all Cloak you're gonna entry.

[03:17:20] Spike planted.

[03:17:21] Water's ready.

[03:17:23] No.

[03:17:24] All's remaining now.

[03:17:26] No.

[03:17:29] Okay.

[03:17:30] Oh, fuck!

[03:17:31] More like a fuck.

[03:17:32] Yeah!

[03:17:32] Hold on.

[03:17:35] Blocking!

[03:17:40] You're one free-go-chiever!

[03:17:41] Yeah, player standing.

[03:17:47] Keep it.

[03:17:48] Lost it!

[03:17:50] One enemy remaining.

[03:17:51] Three!

[03:17:53] 80-80, chiever, I can't see.

[03:17:57] Fuck.

[03:17:58] Nice drive.

[03:18:00] I'm pointing out because I defy you.

[03:18:05] My god, I didn't do like God's work and like phase it, that trit shot's off the crane

[03:18:11] and the MW2 to fucking win this game.

[03:18:14] 28 months.

[03:18:16] Also, what is that camera blow?

[03:18:19] Nose cannon?

[03:18:21] I still get it all, I still get it all.

[03:19:16] The chosen one only the player the chosen one only tries when he's on his ranked marathons, bro to rank one

[03:19:23] I don't I shouldn't be doing this, but I should be entertaining my chat and laughing bro. I should not be doing this, bro

[03:19:28] I should not be doing this right now bro. I'm out of trip

[03:19:34] I'm tired bro. I'm not a ranked player anymore. I'm not I'm not

[03:19:46] Don't hide, don't hide, don't hide. There's no fun.

[03:19:48] No way.

[03:19:51] Go here, and I, I best when you can, okay?

[03:19:54] Can I tell you something?

[03:19:59] 12, 12.

[03:20:03] Oh, you...

[03:20:04] Broke trip.

[03:20:06] Base, you're gonna be remaining.

[03:20:13] No charge block.

[03:20:16] I'm running out of bulletin

[03:20:34] She's having her now having her back site

[03:20:46] 30 seconds left.

[03:20:51] Let's see.

[03:20:56] Spike planted.

[03:21:16] Yeah!

[03:21:20] Hey, new record, don't give up!

[03:21:23] Get your boys, now get the mimo!

[03:21:35] What?

[03:21:37] It's just illegal.

[03:21:39] Eight first bloods and twenty eight kills to carry your fat ass.

[03:21:43] For what? If I'm just Michael...

[03:21:45] Like 28 kills and

[03:21:48] If I was on club, I promise

[03:21:50] I'm like filling and they sleep at lobby

[03:21:54] Yeah

[03:21:56] If I spoke to you in my language, you don't understand me

[03:22:01] Yeah

[03:22:03] We're going to have you sex tonight.

[03:22:21] Alright, that's enough of the valent for tonight, but uh, we'll see you in the next

[03:22:50] But uh, yeah, I'll call you tonight only two games. Well, I played I played

[03:22:55] Yeah, no passion. I played one without you

[03:22:59] We need to get ready wait. We only played two games today. Yes

[03:23:04] Jesus, I really don't play this game anymore

[03:23:08] One more one more one more

[03:23:12] Okay, fine one more

[03:23:15] But I tried a lot this game so that means my next game. I'm gonna take it easy

[03:23:19] I'm gonna talk to my chat, I'm gonna talk to my chat this game, so I need you to lock

[03:23:24] in.

[03:23:25] Okay, I will, I'm not gonna fill this game.

[03:23:27] Long arm, live in large.

[03:23:30] Logan, I gotta break away, Logan, open that for me, open that.

[03:23:37] Logan, I got you, I won't let you down.

[03:23:40] uh

[03:23:54] nine

[03:23:59] Come up to the ball Logan come up to the ball Logan come up to the ball

[03:24:04] Yes

[03:24:40] By all right, what do you mean?

[03:24:44] Let's go

[03:24:47] You see bro super G pro super strike

[03:24:54] What the fuck is this

[03:24:57] G pro

[03:25:00] G pro super strike they don't even have it I'm fucking best buy

[03:25:10] G Pro Super Light, what is it called?

[03:25:22] G Pro Super Strike.

[03:25:25] Is it not called G Pro Super Strike?

[03:25:28] Just put Super Strike.

[03:25:34] Available to ship.

[03:25:36] What about the Razor Viper V4 Pro?

[03:25:44] They have it in nearby stores, but it's only that one.

[03:25:50] This guy's name is Free Keen Zera.

[03:25:54] I'm getting snatched, bro.

[03:25:58] A name like Free Keen Zera already rings something, bro.

[03:26:05] Mama living long and I want it I want it both on is that is that I on

[03:26:20] Yo, it's James Lane. How do you know? We're against the same people.

[03:26:28] Well

[03:26:35] Oh

[03:26:55] Wait for the smoke to fade, please nice my side

[03:26:58] Did you order food not yet chat so after this after this game, we're gonna load up like

[03:27:14] YouTube and we're gonna watch something while I eat chick-fil-a while you guys

[03:27:19] literally watch me devour Chick-fil-A then after that nothing you don't think it's

[03:27:27] that big no honestly it's not in my bag it's like average size it's like

[03:27:32] proportionate to your face no that's what I thought to carry ever want to come

[03:27:39] I'm not a, like, Windsor for like two days.

[03:27:43] Uh... sure.

[03:27:51] Peeked Mark, dude.

[03:27:54] Three, three, three, three.

[03:27:57] Doc, can I get a hill, please?

[03:27:59] Daddy?

[03:27:59] Healing over here.

[03:28:01] Healing, Daddy.

[03:28:02] Daddy, thank you, Daddy.

[03:28:09] One more, one more.

[03:28:11] One more,是我

[03:28:27] Yo, me too, this, like, duck, I actually love this.

[03:28:35] She is so annoying.

[03:28:37] I don't know what that means.

[03:28:44] Oh, I don't know.

[03:28:49] I think I know you now.

[03:29:25] get out of here

[03:29:32] I'm a satchel-maker

[03:29:35] I'm a satchel-maker

[03:29:39] I'm a satchel-maker

[03:29:42] I didn't see the other guy

[03:29:45] Maybe I discussed that

[03:29:50] Let's go. I got things to do

[03:30:00] Chat, you know what's a year, bro? I actually don't understand how Jinxie was only the 24th spot

[03:30:06] Maybe it wasn't rated in order though. I mean this isn't was it rated in order

[03:30:11] You can mute it.

[03:30:13] He's springing himself.

[03:30:15] Yeah, it's under control.

[03:30:17] It's like in sufferable, but I'm addicted.

[03:30:20] One martyred and a satchel peeky, man.

[03:30:27] Just mark that.

[03:30:34] Yeah, I'm down.

[03:30:36] No, no, no, no.

[03:30:51] Chambers somewhere he shouldn't be, chambers somewhere he shouldn't be.

[03:31:04] Teleports ready.

[03:31:16] Spike planted.

[03:31:21] Four cats.

[03:31:24] 120.

[03:31:26] Huh?

[03:31:27] What is he doing?

[03:31:29] I don't know. I have a questionable flash.

[03:31:33] I'll go for it.

[03:31:46] A la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

[03:31:49] Mooda, what about Micro Center? I don't have a Micro Center in Canada.

[03:31:53] Or at least, near me. In my city.

[03:32:03] What does Windsor have bro? Costco Superstore Walmart Best Buy?

[03:32:12] That's it Devonshire mall

[03:32:15] After that it's pretty much it

[03:32:33] one amin

[03:32:48] see where

[03:32:50] hear them or i was hitting them

[03:32:53] might be an 8 bob

[03:32:55] make it else

[03:32:58] it's definitely a 8 8 8 8 8 8

[03:33:00] It's A, it's A, it's A, it's A, it's A. We'll lock you.

[03:33:30] YAAAAAAAH!

[03:33:37] Get your boys out, get the memo!

[03:33:40] Enter the dungeon, that's all!

[03:33:43] If anything I got is not a rental!

[03:34:00] 4

[03:34:02] All of them

[03:34:04] All of them

[03:34:06] 1

[03:34:08] 2

[03:34:10] 3

[03:34:12] 4

[03:34:14] 5

[03:34:16] 6

[03:34:18] 5

[03:34:20] 6

[03:34:22] 7

[03:34:24] 8

[03:34:26] 6

[03:34:28] I was stunned anyways, I got way less stunned.

[03:34:30] I was really trying to dodge, I'm not going to go like more...

[03:34:33] I mean chat, uh...

[03:34:34] They're all flashed.

[03:34:35] You don't want me to play Valorant for 8 hours a day, man.

[03:34:38] Trust me, bro, trust me.

[03:34:41] Trust me, bro, trust me.

[03:34:43] Trust me, bro, trust me.

[03:34:44] I see why you love playing with me now.

[03:34:46] That ass.

[03:34:48] That ass, that's it.

[03:34:49] You want to play let's play

[03:35:49] I'm walking it on me in three seconds. Three seconds.

[03:35:52] One just hit the trip.

[03:35:53] They ramped.

[03:35:54] Do we have bomb or do they have bomb?

[03:35:56] It's bottom, it's right on there.

[03:36:00] One ramp, one B-haven right now.

[03:36:04] You hit the trip ramp a while ago.

[03:36:06] Thirty seconds left.

[03:36:13] Sula.

[03:36:14] I did like a marathon chat to like face level 10 not marathon but I did a I did a

[03:36:42] Like a series where I start off that face at level one and got to 10 with like 300

[03:36:48] 400 hours of CS on the peter cover it really wasn't that hard

[03:36:52] But it's because I have hours in valorant what pisses me off a lot though was like the movement very hard

[03:36:57] Yes, the movement very hard

[03:37:12] one enemy remaining

[03:37:14] left side left side left side

[03:37:16] i'm gonna run i'm gonna run i'm just hold on hold on

[03:37:22] how's it going?

[03:37:32] what's my sky doing?

[03:37:34] I don't even say ironic bro. You're gonna get banned if you don't do anything.

[03:37:53] Do premiere by the way, is it a face hit? I'm okay bro, I'm okay. Literally just full of cheaters.

[03:37:58] Don't even say ironic bro, you're gonna get banned if you say ironic bro.

[03:38:05] Help will be man.

[03:38:07] Raze can you get on site please, leave heaven, leave heaven Raze go to site.

[03:38:14] One enemy remaining.

[03:38:19] One enemy remaining.

[03:38:22] Just do my kills.

[03:38:25] This is embarrassing.

[03:38:28] Hi, what's this?

[03:38:31] If you guys were your girl, would you guys like fuck me?

[03:38:36] Hell no.

[03:38:38] I think about myself.

[03:38:40] I like to lower my ego because I don't want to keep my ego inflated.

[03:38:43] But like six foot, you know, 22 years old.

[03:38:48] knows is bigger than the biggest like Valorant streamer the most uh the most

[03:38:54] shanks is better though bar he would have 17 and 4 and I'll be honest

[03:39:01] it's a slot streamer now bro he changed I love his gambling streams

[03:39:07] he is entertaining but he is entertaining

[03:39:09] hey hey hey

[03:39:12] no no no just cap it i'm cap it

[03:39:17] that will be close

[03:39:20] see flash mid

[03:39:22] yeah

[03:39:25] could be on your drip

[03:39:28] oh fuck you

[03:39:34] one enemy remaining

[03:39:35] come on come on come on come on

[03:39:37] i have a million dollars i'll buy you one

[03:39:39] spot what it means

[03:39:41] this place is nice

[03:39:43] but not nice enough to die in

[03:39:45] let's win and get out of here

[03:39:53] hey who's hotter guapo or muda?

[03:39:56] guapo

[03:39:59] like do you guys just like like putting me down bro?

[03:40:01] like come on bro

[03:40:02] that ass?

[03:40:03] No, we love you.

[03:40:04] Yes.

[03:40:05] You can smell each other just like I said to you, I don't know, I don't take anything.

[03:40:10] Did you seriously just walk out of it?

[03:40:15] I can't admit it.

[03:40:19] I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.

[03:40:25] I would have been nice to know you were out there.

[03:40:38] Spike planted.

[03:40:39] Oh.

[03:40:40] uh

[03:41:10] last round in the half did I blind you no the rain of blinding me and then we're taking

[03:41:34] fall damages jet yes you're supposed to take fall damage there because you don't want to

[03:41:37] because slow gliding gives them more time to swing you.

[03:42:07] I can't all put this team bro.

[03:43:21] I'm gonna make that way down.

[03:43:40] Yes, come back.

[03:43:48] We're gonna spawn.

[03:43:51] headshot

[03:43:54] one enemy

[03:43:58] overheal

[03:44:09] why is he peeking?

[03:44:11] that's your fault bro, i'm gonna be honest

[03:44:13] why did he peek?

[03:44:14] no, it's him, you just need to swing off of him

[03:44:17] cool

[03:44:18] I can't hear this, oh shit, what the fuck.

[03:44:25] It's all good, happens.

[03:44:39] It's all good happens

[03:45:04] How long

[03:45:08] I don't want a girlfriend and I also don't want kids actually maybe kids in the future

[03:45:38] who knows but I don't want to grow up any time soon not until like 27 28 maybe I

[03:45:48] don't know maybe I change when I get older I think we rushed a bomb so that

[03:46:08] You know, I don't know, I'll have kids, but on one condition, bro, when I do like legit everything I want to do in life first.

[03:46:38] I'm just close starting on it.

[03:46:49] Yeah, like I'm not gonna like rush into having kids, bro, I feel like kids is something you

[03:47:06] definitely want to, you know, have, you know, like you want to be a hundred years sure.

[03:47:17] Also having a like, girl bro, I guess also, I'm not really worried about being a bad

[03:47:21] girl.

[03:47:22] I'm just trying to take care of my parents and then fill my ears.

[03:47:30] right down a

[03:47:32] flash me around

[03:47:34] yes

[03:47:36] party

[03:47:38] all right

[03:47:40] what

[03:47:42] give me the

[03:47:44] spike

[03:47:46] spike down

[03:47:48] mid

[03:47:50] pretty close

[03:47:52] player

[03:47:54] stand up

[03:47:56] yeah

[03:47:58] I

[03:48:12] That's my fault, bro

[03:48:13] I shouldn't have said go be if I just did the same thing I did but never told you all that go be we would have won that round

[03:48:28] you can dog mode

[03:48:45] you can dog mode

[03:48:58] I'm just gonna shoot you.

[03:48:59] Flop inside.

[03:49:00] Flop inside.

[03:49:04] Hold out.

[03:49:05] Hold this.

[03:49:06] Hold this.

[03:49:07] Hold this.

[03:49:11] Yeah, we have a crate.

[03:49:16] Enemy spotted ahead.

[03:49:20] Enemy B.

[03:49:22] Go ramp.

[03:49:23] Go ramp.

[03:49:24] Go ramp.

[03:49:25] I can't, sir.

[03:49:58] Oh

[03:50:58] Good shit, bro. I love you. I love you guys. Nice

[03:51:04] Nice

[03:51:07] Large large living large. Oh

[03:51:11] My god, oh my god, oh my god

[03:51:20] Large large living large

[03:51:24] 33 kill game man. Wow, bro

[03:51:28] The greatest in the game the greatest to ever do it. No one will ever even come close to me bro. Y'all understand me?

[03:51:34] And this is the ego talking, bro. I've been too humble recently

[03:51:38] That ass. Come here

[03:51:40] Again

[03:51:41] You want to play? Let's play

[03:52:13] This is actually shameless.

[03:52:17] This is actually dumb, you know.

[03:52:20] Yo, we're just getting better emotes every day.

[03:52:23] I don't know how.

[03:52:24] Bro, we've been a genuinely, we've genuinely been on a generational emote form recently,

[03:52:29] bro.

[03:52:30] I don't know why.

[03:52:31] I don't know why.

[03:52:32] This has genuinely been a generational emote form recently.

[03:52:35] Let's go back, let's go back, let's go back.

[03:53:41] listen hey I didn't even bottom right like look at this lobby I don't even

[03:53:47] care that you did this is too hard I don't even care if you get 7 or 11 I

[03:53:50] don't care you know I'm actually just 35 and 13 and 20 and 17 with April's

[03:53:55] Bloods I don't think there will ever be another human being that comes close to

[03:53:59] how good I am in this game I'm gonna she'll be honest here

[03:54:01] oh you're so good stop stop I might get hard all right anyway listen here

[03:54:07] It's been amazing date with you. I love you take care and you know keep working out because that

[03:54:37] you

[03:55:07] you

[03:55:37] you

[03:56:07] you

[03:56:37] you

[03:57:07] you

[03:57:37] you

[03:58:07] you

[03:58:37] you

[03:59:07] you

[03:59:37] you

[04:00:07] You

[04:00:37] How much do I tip my daughter ass driver dude?

[04:00:47] Jeff, how much do I tip my daughter ass driver, bro?

[04:00:51] How much do I tip my daughter ass driver?

[04:00:54] Zero dollars?

[04:00:56] Say less, bro.

[04:00:58] Two dollars.

[04:01:30] They so down for me gotta play understand, understand, understand, understand, understand

[04:01:38] Yeah, it's just bad by popular demand

[04:01:41] Got a three ticket with you on my hand

[04:01:44] All right

[04:01:45] I ain't sayin' John and Baptist on the land

[04:01:48] Chat, did we decide?

[04:01:49] Rock League, League of Legends, Apex, like, why are there three different games?

[04:01:54] Chash's just copy Jynxy, but what is Jynxy doing?

[04:01:57] He's playing Rock League?

[04:01:58] Alright chat, that means, chat that means we have to play roughly, right?

[04:02:02] Well, I don't know, but I don't like watching you up to that much.

[04:02:06] See, what's Lacey doing?

[04:02:09] She goes back to the shelter to sleep.

[04:02:13] But didn't you also like some of Kendrick's songs?

[04:02:16] And I said, yeah, but that's not my beat.

[04:02:18] So I'm like, Drake is not fuck with me like that and neither is Kendrick.

[04:02:22] So I don't have to pick sides.

[04:02:24] I can just listen to the music because it's not my beat.

[04:02:27] I'm gonna be honest bro, let's just do one song from Kendrick Lamar, let's go.

[04:02:47] Chow, what's that song bro?

[04:02:49] Boom, ba, bam, ba, boom, ba, bam.

[04:02:52] What's that song called?

[04:02:57] What's that song called?

[04:02:59] What's that song called?

[04:03:01] Broom ba bam ba boom ba bang.

[04:03:03] TV off?

[04:03:27] you

[04:03:57] you

[04:04:27] you

[04:04:57] you

[04:05:27] you

[04:05:57] Not as not as much as Drakeville like let's see though all the stars and all the stars

[04:06:27] amazing song not like us I mean this shit like come on bro like can we even

[04:06:32] monetary spire humble fire love fire swimming pools fire family ties fire

[04:06:39] everything else kind of in I'm not going to be on my chair

[04:06:44] Yeah, we got to make a time off for this.

[04:06:51] Alright chat, what are you doing bro, what game are we playing?

[04:06:57] What game are we playing?

[04:06:58] I'm the 6th, I'm a national treasure, baton fab, R be cool, but no I'm done with Valorant

[04:07:05] bro.

[04:07:06] I already, I put my talk on everyone's forehead in that game today bro, next game.

[04:07:12] League I'm low key down for some league, but it's how's that live bro because I need coaching bro

[04:07:21] Play league, but I want to see apex

[04:07:25] Apex solo queue

[04:07:27] Bro guys am I even good on apex bro. Can I even solo queue on apex?

[04:07:32] Bro like I'm not good on apex legends, bro

[04:07:37] Nick Merck's

[04:07:42] who is someone that can like teach me the game

[04:07:59] I'll right until the fight, you might get that.

[04:08:09] I'm Aggie's post, sure.

[04:08:14] Nick!

[04:08:15] We should probably do this, we should probably do this.

[04:08:21] No, I'm not on scene for a while.

[04:08:25] I said right careful see boy he has a full squad though no he has a full squad

[04:08:46] No

[04:08:52] One is League of Legends, uh

[04:08:57] The thing is bro I

[04:09:01] Want to play League I love League, but I want to wait before I play League

[04:09:05] I want to play like one game before I get on League cuz league mooder asks beer shots

[04:09:10] He would legit be insane coach kind of perfect for you

[04:09:14] Who's this? Who's Spearshot? Spearshot Live?

[04:09:16] Who's Spearshot?

[04:09:20] I don't see a Spearshot anywhere.

[04:09:31] Oh, and League!

[04:09:33] Is this guy, is this guy going to be a good coach in League?

[04:09:40] I don't have a ball here. I'm here in my home.

[04:09:41] Who's Clear? Hamza or Spearshot?

[04:09:44] Who clears? Hamza or Smearshawe?

[04:09:52] Yeah, bro, I can't cheat on you.

[04:09:54] Bro, I started this journey with Hamza, bro. I'm ending it with Hamza, bro.

[04:09:58] Your purchase of $69.420 was accepted.

[04:10:03] Alright.

[04:10:14] bro would Imperial Hall like play with me chat chat would Imperial Hall play

[04:10:20] with me well it's just like sprinted you

[04:10:28] yeah Imperial Hall like the Drake of this game bro yeah he does have a full

[04:10:38] squad you know what bro let's play a little bit of let's play a little bit

[04:10:42] of a yo I see it was good baby hop on league that I am hopping on the but I

[04:10:58] want to play one game bro I want to play one game bro won't play one game

[04:11:02] Why are you laughing?

[04:11:05] Well, yes, he stopped bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[04:11:14] Yo, yes, he and I hopped on fucking Valorant bro

[04:11:16] I literally dragged my balls across everyone bro like literally it's actually fuck

[04:11:21] I only dropped 37 kills one game and then another game 28 kills eight first bloods, bro

[04:11:29] And then I got off

[04:11:31] I actually feel bad cuz I'm not on the other team yeah yes he's getting banned yes he's

[04:11:40] getting banned yes he's getting banned.

[04:11:42] Alright chat a couple games of apex legends and let's see bro yo what a shit chat can

[04:11:57] I can I do good solo queueing?

[04:12:00] You could duo with Imperial Hal.

[04:12:02] You can be Imperial Halal.

[04:12:06] Brawlhalla?

[04:12:07] I don't know about a- you know guys, you know I'm gonna have brawlhalla.

[04:12:11] So y'all know I'm actually good at brawlhalla.

[04:12:17] This game is genuinely terrible.

[04:12:19] Why is he on Apex and not League?

[04:12:20] I'm gonna hop on League of Legends in like one game, bro.

[04:12:24] I just wanna see- I don't wanna lose my rank, bro.

[04:12:27] I don't wanna lose my rank.

[04:12:34] I can't lose my skill.

[04:12:37] I need a guy for...

[04:12:39] Wait, is he just entry?

[04:12:44] So it goes Imperial Hall and then Nice Wig and then Remix Powers.

[04:12:51] Chattis we mix good

[04:13:06] He's a cheater

[04:13:08] What do you mean can't queue with me? I'm diamond.

[04:13:20] Of course I'm diamond though. Can you not queue with me?

[04:13:26] Muda LA changed you bro. Didn't even wish me a happy birthday.

[04:13:31] Fuck you and fuck your birthday. Plus you.

[04:13:33] I

[04:13:36] Hope you got socks and coal for your birthday, bro. I

[04:13:41] Love you, bro. I hope you had a good birthday man. God bless you bro more life

[04:13:45] I'm not sure who's better Zayn or this guy

[04:14:03] What the fuck?

[04:15:04] That was lost one don't ever try to shoot me again rings close another level another great

[04:15:14] Does that guy know he's shooting bro

[04:15:17] Generally bro. Does that guy know he's shooting

[04:15:21] More than is my voice high pitched for closer the ring 30 seconds left the champion made a poor choice

[04:15:33] every little choice changes the path like Chad do I sound like a man or do I

[04:15:42] sound like a little kid Chad do I sound like a man or do I sound like a

[04:15:46] little kid

[04:15:55] rings coming in

[04:16:03] Half the squads remain. You sound like a predator

[04:16:17] Checking for me here

[04:16:26] Punching a tunnel

[04:16:30] You're in their sights

[04:17:33] So how do I raise this guy that's so cool how you could raise someone on their box

[04:18:01] All right.

[04:18:31] I'm gonna be honest bro controller owns this game if you're not a controller Apex Legends

[04:18:58] quit the game and go play Valorant or Apex or Call of Duty or League of Legends.

[04:19:03] Every time, every time I swing someone in this game,

[04:19:08] yeah bro, yeah, you have better aim than the rank one Valorant player and the best human being of

[04:19:13] all time in video games. The guys that play keyboard and mouse is three years old. Yes,

[04:19:17] bro, you have better aim than me. Guys, literally just like

[04:19:28] Like bro. Like bro. Should we play one more or should we go play League? Like what the

[04:19:43] fuck is this shit? Also it's so fucking hot I think I could literally start waterbending

[04:19:49] my old sweat like a fucking guitar up an airbender about holy shit.

[04:20:16] Chat Liga Ledger is the funnest game ever, huh?

[04:20:19] Chat, should we just hop on League right now after this game?

[04:20:21] Should we just hop on League?

[04:20:22] I am not avoiding League, bro.

[04:20:23] One line loves League.

[04:20:30] But fuck, I don't think anyone can coach me.

[04:20:33] Chat, should we get Jawad on and we just play with Jawad?

[04:20:38] Or should we solo?

[04:20:39] I

[04:20:48] Think we're doing bro one guy go up one guy go back one guy go up one guy go back in community

[04:20:53] We're just gonna play rotation what we're doing right now. It's the best we've ever looked

[04:21:01] I go I go I go I go I go I go I go I go to the net you go up you go up

[04:21:39] Good. We're inside. Reloading.

[04:21:49] Recharge the reshields.

[04:22:00] Enhance my weapon.

[04:22:09] I

[04:22:15] Need to recharge my shields

[04:24:09] I

[04:24:18] Looks like I'm the curator this time

[04:24:25] How do I resist banner?

[04:24:28] Got an upgrade to choose. Yeah, how do I resist banner? Where what how? What am I doing this game?

[04:24:32] I don't fuck the rest is better. Where do I craft banner?

[04:24:34] Where is the craft banner?

[04:24:42] Go to a replicator?

[04:24:43] Where?

[04:24:44] What is a replicator?

[04:24:45] That?

[04:24:46] I don't have a replicator anywhere near me.

[04:24:47] What the fuck?

[04:24:52] Green shit on the mouth.

[04:24:56] So chat, where?

[04:25:01] There's the nearest blue.

[04:25:08] I don't have one.

[04:25:17] There?

[04:25:20] good we're inside JP calling chat my foods outside bro I don't get my food

[04:25:44] Watch out after this, League of Legends, yay, nay, or gay.

[04:26:14] I'm gonna see if there's loot here.

[04:26:25] You play League of Legends often?

[04:26:26] No.

[04:26:27] I'm just doing a series to Predator and my carries are offline today bro so I'm

[04:26:33] Loki just soloing and like do all this so I can get better for them.

[04:27:33] you

[04:28:03] you

[04:28:33] you

[04:29:03] you

[04:29:33] you

[04:30:03] I

[04:30:33] It's deep in the game.

[04:30:35] They call me Drizzy Drake, and I'm keeping the name.

[04:30:37] I sport Nike shoes.

[04:30:38] I got a might be used to talk bad about you.

[04:30:40] Because I don't like you fool.

[04:30:41] Got an Oakland show tonight, baby.

[04:30:44] My young boys from the yacht going crazy.

[04:30:46] I'm on a fridge with a 10-gull net.

[04:30:48] I pull up early to that beach.

[04:30:49] That bitch was ganking already.

[04:30:50] I said, gang.

[04:30:52] In the city, and I really got a brand.

[04:30:53] You see that backpack that I'm fighting gets bagged.

[04:30:56] I'm really blown ass from the front of it.

[04:30:58] New out-blue diamonds on the front of it.

[04:31:00] Try my luck, because I miss having none of it.

[04:31:02] What are you supposed to do on this balcony do you just wake up and say we'll stop to

[04:31:32] your neighbor, like every morning?

[04:31:34] Like imagine you get coffee, you make your coffee, you go stand outside and you just say

[04:31:44] what's up to your neighbor.

[04:31:46] Bro, how can you be picky when you've got one week left?

[04:31:49] I know, well lucky you're right.

[04:31:51] Everyone says the same thing, bro.

[04:32:02] It's a nice house chat.

[04:32:30] It's a side-by-side, right? It's a side-by-side, but uh, this is the inside

[04:32:45] But Bron and all

[04:33:00] I'ma show you what

[04:33:02] Hey, first off, I make real-time sales

[04:33:04] But you know tomorrow got a squishy to the max

[04:33:06] And when it was at some hour, Davidson was there

[04:33:08] Now everybody got a blue-sturdy on my face

[04:33:10] So we're gonna put us kind of cash up to the s-

[04:33:30] you

[04:34:00] you

[04:34:30] you

[04:35:00] you

[04:35:30] you

[04:36:00] you

[04:36:30] you

[04:37:00] you

[04:37:30] you

[04:38:00] you

[04:38:30] you

[04:39:00] I am going to be queuing at a random time within 15 minutes.

[04:39:28] In 15 minutes, I'll be Q-ing.

[04:39:35] Alright, let's go. Let's watch a YouTube video.

[04:39:44] Alright chat, in 15 minutes I'm gonna Q, okay, just so I don't get sniped.

[04:39:53] $19 million for a fucking apartment penthouse. Kill yourself in GTA.

[04:39:58] Tell us should we watch.

[04:40:19] Stuck alone inside of a cave anxiety morning.

[04:40:24] Why would you do this?

[04:40:47] Like, what is the reason for this?

[04:40:54] No, no, actually though, what is the reason for that?

[04:41:10] It's the greatest energy.

[04:41:13] Seven million views?

[04:41:14] Yeah, but like, bro.

[04:41:19] nose wouldn't even touch the drum.

[04:41:46] Oh my god.

[04:41:49] With their mid picked first, Vex counters Yone.

[04:42:06] Actually...

[04:42:19] You can't even eat on her wait wait chat why can't I eat on to her I don't get it why

[04:42:49] The message is you buy to sit on the 16th please don't hit say on none of that. There's no need to check what the temperature is

[04:43:03] You know what it is if you double back should have put another blade in my back should have said over and double tap

[04:43:08] Hey, but Johnny a double bag. What is the offer they said?

[04:43:12] What are they put on the table? What does that say on that paper?

[04:43:16] Fuck that they got a double that triple that fuck is the bitch

[04:43:19] Let's see.

[04:43:25] Vex's fear is the lane.

[04:43:26] If it's up, you can't trade.

[04:43:29] Watch the bar under her HP.

[04:43:31] When it's full, her fear is ready.

[04:43:33] When it's down, she has no CC.

[04:43:35] Trade when fear is down since she can't stop you.

[04:43:38] Avoid dashing into her, since it marks you and lets her deal extra damage.

[04:43:42] You'll get poked sometimes, just don't walk into fear plus Q together.

[04:43:46] At level 6, keep moving unpredictably in vision.

[04:43:49] she can land an R and burst you from range. Victor will slowly chip you down with E. That's

[04:43:56] how he wins the lane. Yeah, I'm still fucked. I'm still fucked. So...

[04:44:04] If you're struggling with his poke, early boots help you dodge E more consistently.

[04:44:09] Trade when W is down, since it's his only real pill. You don't expect free trades.

[04:44:13] He will always return damage with Q. His wave will naturally push from E, so he's

[04:44:18] vulnerable to ganks. At level 6, stay for HP before committing, as his R adds heavy burst to his combo.

[04:44:25] Vladimir's empowered Q is the lane.

[04:44:33] Vex's fear is the lane. If it's up, you can't trade. Watch the bar under her HP.

[04:44:39] So, chat, if the blue is down, she can't CC me?

[04:44:43] She can't CC me if the blue is down, right?

[04:44:45] When it's full, her fear is ready.

[04:44:47] When it's down, she has no CC.

[04:44:58] What do you mean the red shot? I don't see a red.

[04:45:00] Oh, I do see it. Okay.

[04:45:02] Okay, so if the red is up, she can CC me.

[04:45:06] Is it like, is that her passive or is that an ability?

[04:45:15] It's a and how do I get her passive down? How do I get her passive down?

[04:45:34] I don't she has to use it okay

[04:45:36] So chat is it bad for me to eq eq 3 eq 3

[04:45:42] eq 3 eq 3 e

[04:45:45] Is that bad?

[04:45:50] Her fear is ready.

[04:45:51] When it's down, she has no CC.

[04:45:54] Trade when fear is down since she can't stop you.

[04:45:56] Avoid dashing into her since it marks you and lets her do extra damage.

[04:46:00] You'll get poked sometimes.

[04:46:02] Just don't walk into fear plus Q together.

[04:46:04] At level 6, keep moving unpredictably in vision or she can land an R and burst you

[04:46:09] from range.

[04:46:10] victory when her bar is low so chat give me a way to bring her bar low on yong give me

[04:46:18] like an example chat give me like an example how do I bring her her bar low for example

[04:46:31] make her miss her e like for example chat should I eq and then e back so she uses

[04:46:38] ability. We'll slowly chip you down with E and that's how he wins the lane.

[04:46:56] Okay I just did the ability. Vex's fear is the lane. If it's up you can't in place.

[04:47:05] Vex's fear is the lane. If it's up, you can't trade.

[04:47:10] Watch the bar under her HP. When it's full, her fear is ready. When it's down, she has no CC.

[04:47:16] Trade when fear is down since she can't stop you.

[04:47:19] I've watched her dash into her since it marks you and Vex her due extra damage.

[04:48:35] So, I did all of that just for her to remake, Derras.

[04:48:49] I did all of that just for her to remake.

[04:48:58] I studied her character just for her to f-

[04:49:02] Why is it still streaming?

[04:49:04] What do you mean?

[04:49:06] What do you mean why is it still steel?

[04:49:08] What?

[04:49:13] What?

[04:49:14] Like what?

[04:49:34] Found my precious land in the bathroom, land in the bathroom, so that's what you need.

[04:49:40] Found my-

[04:49:41] Chat, am I good for my, like, my experience, chat?

[04:49:44] Am I good for my experience?

[04:49:52] Thou is the greatest enemy.

[04:49:59] Like, genuinely?

[04:50:01] No troll.

[04:50:02] Do I play good for like boy am I really iron though?

[04:50:08] Like chat, what are my mechanics not my brain

[04:50:12] Not my brain my mechanics, what would you guys break my mechanics on?

[04:50:21] Ron's max

[04:50:32] What's with that?

[04:50:39] Anyway, you excited for this?

[04:50:47] No.

[04:50:48] You have to try it.

[04:50:49] Okay.

[04:50:50] Chat, I'm not gonna lie.

[04:50:52] You know my favorite days are, I was telling Rosie, you know, joke.

[04:50:54] She was like, oh do you want to do a plan thing today?

[04:50:56] And I said, no Rosie, let's just go do dumb shit around the city.

[04:50:59] I love days where we just do dumb shit.

[04:51:01] I feel like it's literally the most fun I have on three.

[04:51:04] And today has been a successful dumb shit day.

[04:51:07] Yeah.

[04:51:31] you

[04:52:01] you

[04:52:31] you

[04:53:01] you

[04:53:31] you

[04:54:31] I don't suck at this.

[04:54:56] What is that?

[04:55:01] What do I do to fight this guy?

[04:55:22] Bulldike, what do I even do? Holy shit, he has a dipping me so hard.

[04:55:31] I don't know if that's a good flash or not, I'm just on one bro.

[04:55:40] I'm kinda panicking bro.

[04:55:42] XCC's a during the fst vials.

[04:55:49] I actually love X, wallah.

[04:55:55] Wallah bro!

[04:55:56] X is actually my favorite shooter bro, wallah.

[04:55:59] Yeah, but he's not wrong bro. I am 100 second in Dubai

[04:56:12] I mean do I just keep running there bro?

[04:56:28] Do I just keep running there?

[04:56:30] Chah I don't know it's kind of hard for me bro I'm not gonna lie.

[04:56:35] I wanted to get my W for my shield.

[04:57:05] But yeah, how do I fight this bro? How do I fight this genuinely?

[04:57:30] You don't fight Nefari actually?

[04:57:32] This ain't the West I want to fight.

[04:57:41] Oh my god, what the fuck?

[04:57:52] What is that?

[04:57:54] I should have arred out but I don't know his abilities.

[04:57:58] I honestly can't even get mad.

[04:57:59] To every game, every time I play against a new character I haven't played against, I should have like a-

[04:58:04] I should have like-

[04:58:06] On Ironically, I should have like-

[04:58:09] I get at a jail free card.

[04:58:11] Cause I don't know what any of his abilities do.

[04:58:17] Like, every time you go against a new character it's just so fucked.

[04:58:21] Can I fight this guy now? I don't know.

[04:58:25] Shut up.

[04:58:27] He's half HP, can I fight him?

[04:58:52] Do y'all like that?

[04:58:53] Do y'all like that delay?

[04:58:55] do y'all like that eat that eat the lane? do y'all like that delay?

[04:59:01] but i'm telling you it takes me one time just to learn bro that's it

[04:59:07] what you got?

[04:59:10] Allah wakbar Allah wakbar

[04:59:13] nice all that good shit to go to basically nothing

[04:59:26] one last time I should love X what do they say they found me in the Epstein files

[04:59:42] I can't...

[04:59:44] It's the unworthy.

[05:00:12] You know guys one thing I really don't like about this game, bro is my jungler is

[05:00:20] Always nowhere to be found, but their jungler is always on me. I don't understand why I'm just so confused

[05:00:27] Is that a normal thing in League of Legends?

[05:00:30] Like is Mordekaiser my jungler?

[05:00:34] Mordekaiser is my jungler

[05:00:39] Bum

[05:00:42] I swear to God my jungler always does nothing and then their jungler is always like literally

[05:00:51] sexually harassing me.

[05:00:57] Oh my gosh, G-Bills.

[05:01:11] I

[05:01:41] Was that a good ult, I know.

[05:01:48] Oh, I don't understand.

[05:02:01] Oh, I don't understand.

[05:02:11] I swear to god, all I need is confidence.

[05:02:33] If I play this game enough bro, well I'm gonna get good bro.

[05:02:38] I just need confidence. That's it.

[05:02:40] I have a feeling this guy is down to a girl.

[05:03:10] do you guys see me getting challenger in a year bro be honest man

[05:03:39] You are getting sniped hide the map?

[05:03:49] An ally has been saved.

[05:04:19] There's a devil in the open.

[05:04:35] An enemy has been slain.

[05:04:39] Stay empty, just to get out of here.

[05:04:49] No way, I just...

[05:04:59] I just

[05:05:08] Well, I can't believe I fucked that up so bad first game go chat come on come on first game bro. Chill chill

[05:05:15] Literally my first game bro chill chill

[05:05:21] You know like chill on me bro, please one long each along

[05:05:29] a long vlog for bro who the fuck is that bro

[05:05:36] who was that

[05:05:40] bro i look at my minimap for one second

[05:05:43] and i look at fucking robo cock

[05:05:45] who the fuck is that robo cock

[05:05:47] eeek eeek eeek eeek

[05:05:51] who the fuck is bro

[05:05:53] who the fuck is robo cock

[05:05:55] who is that

[05:05:56] Boy look away for one second RoboCock is sucking me off. What the fuck is that shit?

[05:06:06] Chill on RoboCock. Bro, fuck RoboCock. What was that?

[05:06:13] Two hop on the radio

[05:06:20] Two hop on the fucking radio

[05:06:52] Oh my god

[05:07:21] Holy fuck I'm the greatest level iron ever in my life, I am the greatest iron player

[05:07:45] in the world bro.

[05:07:49] There's not a better iron than me right now, bro.

[05:08:02] Jinxie Mogs?

[05:08:04] Chad, do you guys think Jinxie is actually better than me? Like, be honest.

[05:08:06] Cause if he is, then fuck it, he is.

[05:08:19] I

[05:08:32] Want to say if I just don't for this fucking turret, bro, I'm not even gonna lie

[05:08:39] I'm gonna go for this turret

[05:08:49] I'm actually so fucking.. oh my god.

[05:09:06] Oh my god, how did I win that?

[05:09:08] The world's got strangers of friends and corpses of strangers.

[05:10:06] Let's go.

[05:10:13] So yeah, so Trout, what does Dragon even do?

[05:10:25] Everyone told me Dragon is good, but no one tells me, no one told me exactly what it

[05:10:30] does.

[05:10:31] What does dragon actually do?

[05:11:31] Low-key, should I sell this to get it?

[05:11:44] I'm just gonna wait, I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait.

[05:11:47] Chat W, yay, nay, or gay if I wait.

[05:11:58] Sell pots?

[05:11:59] I only like to sell pots when I'm on my like third item, or do post shits that ass don't even matter anymore

[05:12:08] God like an ally has been slain

[05:12:25] Such a when do I when do I unlock life steal like when should I start selling my pots then like when I get Bork

[05:12:38] How did I just survive that, did Mel carry that?

[05:13:05] Did Mel carry that?

[05:14:36] What the fuck!

[05:15:06] Oh my ass is so greedy, so greedy.

[05:15:23] over a heat of central.

[05:15:36] Yeah, it was a limit test, bro. It was a limit test.

[05:15:47] Well, this game is so addicting. I don't know why.

[05:15:49] I've been playing FPS shooters my whole life, but can someone tell me why this is like the

[05:15:57] only game I play that's not a shooter?

[05:16:00] Don't send the stick to me.

[05:16:18] The lock will wall rise up from this currency.

[05:16:30] this game took years off my life I'm addicted bro what the fuck

[05:17:00] What is happening?

[05:17:27] Wasted ult on sup?

[05:17:29] Oh on a support am I not supposed to do that am I not supposed to do that

[05:17:42] Not if he's a tank so how do I know who's a tank is not

[05:17:52] Come on.

[05:18:04] You wasn't harder.

[05:18:12] Play more and you'll know.

[05:18:14] I'm so fat I just ate like 4,000 calories the bottom of the bottle is a bigger pit than

[05:18:30] hell

[05:18:48] Harbingers

[05:18:50] Why did I win this?

[05:19:20] Why are you standing still? I know.

[05:19:30] What's up that habit bro?

[05:19:36] Yo, my team is moving like panels.

[05:19:44] Noted to sell Doran, you're fine?

[05:19:50] W, bro. W comps.

[05:20:04] What is this?

[05:20:08] What is that? What's happened? What the fuck?

[05:20:11] What is this it's an update I've never seen this before

[05:20:20] Yeah, but I've had I've had teams that ff before I've never had that before

[05:20:29] Is that my support yeah, bro, whatever my support is

[05:20:35] How much LP did I just get for that so I was at two before now I'm at

[05:20:41] 19 LP 21 LP how am I iron one still like I'm actually asked though how my iron one still

[05:20:57] bro.

[05:20:58] Chesh we do a not ending stream until I get a bronze I heard Jinx you want to turn it

[05:21:06] did he want to serve it?

[05:21:09] where where where

[05:21:10] oh my god a battle like faint bro

[05:21:13] oh

[05:21:14] literally

[05:21:18] in the floor please

[05:21:20] jigsaw please

[05:21:24] garrus the test fan cheered 100 bids

[05:21:27] yeah

[05:21:29] Wait, I declined the ready.

[05:21:48] Jinxi is also iron one. I need to get, I need to beat him to bronze, bro.

[05:21:58] Muda, while you were struggling with Elden Ring, a motherfucker did this.

[05:22:01] This guy completed the hardest challenge in Elden Ring history.

[05:22:08] And he is literally the only person in the entire world who has done it.

[05:22:11] His name is Dinosin Ygeo, and he completed the God Run 3 Level 1 Challenge.

[05:22:17] What that means is he played every single Souls game back to back, from Demon's Souls all the way to Elden Ring, without taking a single hit.

[05:22:25] Now you might be thinking, wait, didn't Happy Hob already do this?

[05:22:29] But here's where it's different.

[05:22:30] Dinos and Gale did the entire thing while staying at level 1 across every single game.

[05:22:35] No leveling up, nothing.

[05:22:37] And this wasn't luck.

[05:22:38] This guy put in thousands of attempts, just grinding it over and over until his muscle memory was so locked in that it became automatic.

[05:22:46] It took me almost exactly 730 days to achieve this.

[05:22:51] This guy completed the hardest challenge in Elden Ring history.

[05:22:57] Bro, like how do you how do you even do that?

[05:23:05] How do you even do that, bro?

[05:23:07] From Elden, from Elden 1, Dark Souls 1, all the way to Elden Ring, 730 days, that's 2 years, 2 years!

[05:23:19] Who am I versing mid? Is it Jax or Nami or Silver?

[05:23:32] Brand, is it Brand or Jungler?

[05:23:37] Isn't Brand a jungler?

[05:23:42] No, he's not.

[05:23:51] How do you already set this?

[05:23:52] Brand wins lane through his stun.

[05:23:54] If it lands while you're ablaze, you lose the trade.

[05:23:58] His Q only stuns if you're already burning.

[05:24:00] If that happens, he follows with his full combo and you can't trade back.

[05:24:04] Stay behind minions to block Q, but don't stand in them since his E and passive will chip you down.

[05:24:10] Once Q is down step up, he has no control without it.

[05:24:13] At level 6, don't stand near him or the wave as his ult will bounce and multiplies his damage.

[05:24:20] Casio appear wins lane, and while you're ablaze you lose the trade.

[05:24:27] His Q only stuns if you're already burning.

[05:24:30] So what do you mean? Okay, I don't understand videos. I feel like it's better if you guys just understand me or just tell me

[05:24:36] So what do I do? Why is this video 912?

[05:24:42] I swear to God if there's a bombing video at the end of this you still can't understand

[05:24:46] I am just liking this guy's channel if there's a bombing video at the end of this

[05:24:48] See, fortunately we ran out of time for this video

[05:24:51] BOOM

[05:24:52] BOOM

[05:25:00] It's not even a game.

[05:25:05] Massive day for the unemployed.

[05:25:07] Ronaldo and RiceGover in hot water and they're getting clowned by the internet.

[05:25:11] They were a low-key being kind of cringed to this dude working his job because he didn't

[05:25:15] really know who they were.

[05:25:16] He's your favorite YouTuber.

[05:25:18] I don't really watch YouTube, Twitch?

[05:25:21] Table and auto?

[05:25:22] He doesn't watch YouTube.

[05:25:24] Why the hell would he watch Twins?

[05:25:29] I didn't WestJet squeeze out of video out of one clip bro WestJet will literally like

[05:25:44] I don't even know how he does it I actually don't know how he does it chat type one if

[05:25:50] If you're hard right now.

[05:26:01] do the law's work

[05:26:25] How did I miss that? Am I fucking shit at this game?

[05:26:28] Nothing much to pay for in this wasteland

[05:26:32] Oh, that would have been such a good trade if I just didn't get hit by that.

[05:26:59] if I didn't get him on that turret that would have been so good bro

[05:27:29] What in the world is that guy doing?

[05:27:48] I believe you got it long enough

[05:27:53] This guy is riding out to swallow me

[05:27:55] Oh my god, I did not know he had that ability.

[05:28:22] I did not know that I'd...

[05:28:25] He has a CC?

[05:28:29] He has a CC?

[05:28:43] It's okay, I say I... I mean, he flashed. He's like so scared, bro. Not for a while.

[05:29:52] I'm not sure anymore.

[05:30:18] Can I win this fight?

[05:30:33] How do I beat this guy bro?

[05:30:39] How do I beat this guy? He's a little tricky, bro

[05:31:48] oh my god he actually clears me bro oh my god he actually clears me bro what the

[05:32:04] fuck is there nothing I could do to beat this guy

[05:32:21] got hit by the town he has two kills over me and like about seven ECCS

[05:32:27] I don't know I'm gonna I just need like I don't know. I don't know what to do

[05:32:44] Boy that radius is so big how dare

[05:32:57] I don't.

[05:33:27] you

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[05:54:27] I don't know what the fuck Jax does.

[05:54:32] Like motherfuckers said it's a Jax.

[05:54:36] Like Retard doesn't look like I know what a Jax is.

[05:54:41] What the fuck is that a train?

[05:54:57] Google it moron. Yeah, bro. Let me just stop the middle of the race game

[05:55:04] and I'm 30 minutes in and mode up instead of what jacks does you brainless retard

[05:55:27] I need to go up top lane, bro, I have to just, I mean, Drake is fast.

[05:55:56] just like Drake literally lost impossible in this

[05:56:56] oh we add one afk you don't lose LP oh wait really why

[05:57:21] Why?

[05:57:38] Oh man

[05:57:51] is the greatest enemy.

[05:57:58] Oh, bro, I'm actually so

[05:58:09] Oh, Jesus

[05:58:17] Chat, where did he say that I was um

[05:58:21] It it sure is real quick, but it's at least not like the other side. It's like

[05:58:29] I guess I don't even know what it is. I mean, you know, you let me tell you I

[05:58:34] Don't even know no no IMB

[05:58:36] Look at till a lot. Okay

[05:58:39] I think this is like a bad vibe code in it, BODDED!

[05:58:50] I said he's BODDED.

[05:58:55] BODDED!

[05:58:57] The unique chatter is 500 emoji only.

[05:59:02] Oh that's cap.

[05:59:04] Oh no, no, no, this is on kick.

[05:59:06] This is only kick.

[05:59:07] Like what?

[05:59:08] Okay, this is only on the kick side. No

[05:59:12] Now my chat is this fucking bullshit that would never again now you triggered it now you're gonna get him a chat kick

[05:59:18] Yeah, hate being fucking caught a fucking called out for me. It only

[05:59:29] Okay, hold on

[05:59:31] How do they like not one human would ever the base nobody know face banks is 100% you bought it

[05:59:40] yeah or what it's out but when they announced that they were gonna have a cutoff right where

[05:59:50] you get a son yours and you bought a bother to bring you back to the note your normal

[05:59:56] about the word, that's what he said to the tuition, right? As soon as they announced this,

[06:00:00] the next day, everybody's bought it in. Like, I think that's, I think that's, it's kind

[06:00:07] of telling, no? Yeah, as soon as they announced that, oh dude, in the future, if you increase

[06:00:13] to our everybody easily but like I think that's odd

[06:00:23] um yeah I dance more there's no other like his normal curve but yeah but what

[06:00:29] do you go unfollow oh because when he plays league they hate it

[06:00:35] he knows getting buddy I mean it's not it's not small it's just it's just

[06:00:40] of the timings. High-fives, which I think high-fives get hosted though. So I see I look

[06:00:45] like he's Bonnie, but he's easy and he's hosted, no?

[06:00:47] Bro, damn man, y'all really don't like League, huh?

[06:00:59] I mean, everybody's getting Bonnie, apparently.

[06:01:03] Alright. Alright. This is interesting.

[06:01:10] I'm not a lot of chat it's actually fun as fuck bro, but I mean I guess I am for everyone

[06:01:18] It's like I'm not doing league for eight hours. I'm literally like playing Valorant

[06:01:23] And then I'm doing like Valorant ranked as hell for me because I get sniped. I still do it just for you guys

[06:01:29] You know so it's like

[06:01:32] Like I do shit for you guys that I don't like and then I do some shit that I like that you guys don't like

[06:01:36] So then the day it's just you know

[06:01:40] Who am I missing? Miss Fortune.

[06:01:42] How do I play Miss Fortune?

[06:01:44] The bottom of a bottle is a bigger pit than hell.

[06:01:54] Partner.

[06:02:04] Interesting.

[06:02:06] Interesting.

[06:02:40] bro how do i even like

[06:03:10] I like the punk-up-off, you bitch.

[06:03:40] What for the misfortune play that bad the misfortune play that bad bro is playing against

[06:04:01] It's more than...

[06:04:10] Stop, bro. Stop.

[06:04:11] Y'all seen that flip, bro?

[06:04:13] Have you all seen that flip?

[06:04:15] That's hilarious, bro.

[06:06:01] Oh, please, how many times was it being hit?

[06:06:09] Should have ulted back to your tower.

[06:06:14] Was I in a position to ult before my tower?

[06:06:22] Uh, I don't know, bro. We broke.

[06:06:25] I don't know, bro.

[06:06:31] We kind of haven't talked about that in a minute, bro

[06:06:41] But what do you mean we broke up like hot it like bro guys we will never dating dumb ass

[06:07:31] Oh your trippers

[06:08:01] Bulls save a lie

[06:08:04] An ally has been slain

[06:08:09] An ally has been slain

[06:08:14] An ally has been slain

[06:08:19] What would have been better there, killing and like doing that or just shoving the wave

[06:08:37] Honestly, I think shutting the wave.

[06:08:50] Yeah, I agree.

[06:09:07] of

[06:12:07] I'm just fuckin' a guy with a lot of money.

[06:12:28] Faker 2.0?

[06:13:07] Help me, daddies!

[06:13:17] the one global man, this is truest crazy.

[06:13:32] What are you, you can Q3 over wall?

[06:13:35] Wait, stay wall locked.

[06:13:39] Wait, what?

[06:13:42] Are you lying or not?

[06:13:47] Well, so I can Q3 over walls?

[06:13:54] Oh, how am I, like, bro, what is wrong with me?

[06:14:12] Like, I'm actually a fucking retard.

[06:14:15] I deserve to go to jail for that.

[06:14:19] Enemy rampage!

[06:14:30] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[06:14:34] No fuck!

[06:15:06] Oh

[06:15:10] Oh, I missed my oh my god a blunder in this game makes you want to kill yourself. I swear

[06:15:19] Like oh my god the easiest blunder like well if I die to something

[06:15:24] I don't like no, I don't get mad, but if I do something that's like brah

[06:15:29] That is the most

[06:16:06] come here come here come here come here bitch

[06:16:20] That's-

[06:16:31] That?

[06:16:32] Oh my god, that jinx like trick shot her with the fuck is that?

[06:16:50] Bro, did you just like get trick shot?

[06:17:03] Jixi wants the duel? I'm down bro, I'm down.

[06:17:06] I'm iron one right now though.

[06:17:08] I'm iron one bro, I don't know, I'm iron one bro.

[06:17:20] Check this jigs you want to play I'm down

[06:17:35] Yo, I'm actually

[06:17:43] All right

[06:17:50] This world is f**king hate worldwik

[06:18:12] I f**king hate worldwik this son of a bitch

[06:18:15] This is the same muck bitch that I've ever shot in a muntam

[06:18:17] I actually f**king hate worldwik

[06:18:19] I want to fuck Warwick, I want to fuck the werewolf, I want to fuck the werewolf

[06:18:24] I fucking hate this ugly ass fuck you

[06:18:26] But holy shit bro

[06:18:32] My god

[06:18:49] So, it's their watchtower, so watch yourself.

[06:18:56] JXC wants to play, I'm down. Do I call them on Discord? Or, hey Siri, FaceTime, JXC.

[06:19:02] Starting a FaceTime call to JXC.

[06:19:06] Important to have the rat tools on the road.

[06:19:11] And the enemy has to stay.

[06:19:14] JXC!

[06:19:18] Am bro and bro. I feel coffee right now, bro. Yes, bro. Yes. Are you good?

[06:19:36] Yes, bro, bro, I'm mid and you're a jungle go and we have palms

[06:19:41] low-key cinema, bro

[06:19:44] I play Yone

[06:19:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[06:19:55] yeah, pretty sure.

[06:19:56] It's the only the winch.

[06:20:01] Yeah, bro.

[06:20:06] No, no, no, no.

[06:20:12] I got to clear it up, dude.

[06:20:14] Listen, how long it took your game to retighten my chest?

[06:20:17] Come on, man.

[06:20:18] I'm 20 minutes in, so like, I'm literally...

[06:20:21] 15 minutes?

[06:20:22] Yes.

[06:20:24] All right, good luck.

[06:20:25] When you're game, when you do win the game,

[06:20:27] come to the Twitch chat.

[06:20:28] OK, OK.

[06:20:31] Oh, shit!

[06:20:36] Check.

[06:20:37] Is Jinxie good at work?

[06:20:38] What does he play?

[06:20:39] What does he play?

[06:20:41] What does Jinxy play?

[06:20:48] He plays Warwick.

[06:20:49] Baaarrrrrright.

[06:20:51] The guy that's currently fucking me in my ass this game.

[06:21:11] I love it jinxed see and mood are back together again let's go oh we never

[06:21:35] Bro

[06:21:49] Okay

[06:21:55] What is that ability yo, yo, yo, this character needs to get the fuck off my day. This is the worst character in the game

[06:22:04] What is that?

[06:22:09] What is this character, but I'm gonna push my monitor there's no way I'm gonna lose two games in a row. I swear that there's no way

[06:22:22] Oh my god, bro

[06:22:26] Somehow we fed the Warwick. Oh my god

[06:22:34] Check, can I ever beat Warwick or no?

[06:22:36] Is this guy just insane?

[06:22:52] Rampage.

[06:22:55] An ally has been slain.

[06:23:34] I mean you know what I hate more bro I love it I know I love when I die right and

[06:24:02] You guys know that I'm iron one right like like y'all know I'm iron one y'all know I'm new to the game

[06:24:07] But I love when I die and look to my left and I just see a bunch of people saying oh, what are you doing?

[06:24:12] Oh, what are you doing? Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing?

[06:24:15] You haven't played this game for years and you're still stuck flat

[06:24:22] Shut up

[06:24:24] It's like the worst feeling ever when you've been playing this game for 10 years and you're

[06:24:35] still not fucking challenger.

[06:24:37] If you have been playing this game for longer than 2 years and you're not challenger yet,

[06:24:42] you are ass!

[06:24:45] Shut up!

[06:24:46] This is like my third week on the game.

[06:24:50] Give me my 100th hour!

[06:25:20] Oh my god, I didn't see anything I did!

[06:25:34] NO!

[06:25:35] You guys didn't see anything I did there!

[06:25:44] FUUUUCK!

[06:25:45] Oh my god, my dick is small, my dick is small, my dick is small!

[06:25:48] Bro, you guys should have seen what I just did.

[06:25:51] Bro, I'm gonna double kill.

[06:25:54] Al-a-well, you full cammed and started to script.

[06:26:18] I'm not even looking for the H.I.T.S.A.N.A.

[06:26:40] Kill him, fuck Wolvet, fuck him!

[06:26:42] Fuck that werewolf, fuck his asshole!

[06:26:44] Fuck his ass!

[06:26:45] Okay, do I sell Doran's blade for infinity edge?

[06:27:03] Do I sell Doran's blade for infinity edge?

[06:27:10] No shit digga.

[06:27:12] No, Mark, should we fucking ban death? Like, what does this guy say?

[06:27:23] Beth, you just don't seem to stick to me.

[06:27:28] Oh, sometimes I got a good feeling.

[06:27:34] I got a good feeling that I never ever ever had before the bottom of a bottle is a bigger

[06:27:45] pit than hell the bottom of the bottom is a bigger pit than hell

[06:27:50] Shadow's stronger, Mira Camille.

[06:27:52] Shadow's stronger, Mira Camille.

[06:28:00] Okay, why are you guys saying me like you're the ones in the game?

[06:28:03] What the fuck you've done this?

[06:28:17] Yeah.

[06:28:20] I'm just the best player in the fucking world I literally I just have the mechanics of a fucking

[06:28:29] radiant like literally seraphine come show me what you got seraphine

[06:28:38] Allah Akbar leave me alone seraphine

[06:28:41] We'll see about that a lot, but a lot more bar like boy an asteroid an asteroid from

[06:28:59] space boom what are they putting these turrets what are they putting these

[06:29:04] asteroid asteroid the meteor in the grand canyon is going like build it the

[06:29:11] strongest asteroid in the world dumbass you had w dumbass you had I'm gonna

[06:29:18] I'm gonna break into your house and w you how about that bro huh I know I had

[06:29:24] w but if I didn't use it do you think I knew I had w do you think I knew I

[06:29:31] I had W. Do you think I knew I had W? Do you think I knew I had W?

[06:29:36] If I didn't use it, that obviously means I didn't know I had it.

[06:29:43] Holy fuck.

[06:29:54] So you admit to being trash.

[06:29:58] I love.

[06:30:31] Come here boy. Come here boy. Come here boy.

[06:30:52] What if I sneak from the bush and attack it does it register

[06:31:22] Moodle Press F1, if someone says Press F1 when I'm playing a different game other

[06:31:28] than Apex Legends, my entire arm is going through this monitor. Do you understand what I'm saying?

[06:31:35] Do you understand what I'm saying?

[06:31:52] Fuck, I should have Wed.

[06:31:59] I should have Wed.

[06:32:04] If you pressed F1, you would have won the fight.

[06:32:13] If you would have pressed F1, you would have won the fight.

[06:32:21] Do I just take my pants off and show you guys my pubes? Like, what a... like, bro, I'm gonna tweak.

[06:32:42] You got carried, uh, 17 and 10, in what world did I get carried? I contributed a lot to this team.

[06:32:51] I

[06:33:12] Chattam and extreme bro take care

[06:33:21] Junko calling.

[06:33:26] Chad, is Jinxie done from his game?

[06:33:37] The Jidler is calling.

[06:33:38] Alright, let me go into his chat.

[06:33:42] Yo, can y'all stop saying the couple is not broken up.

[06:33:47] Like, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind, bro.

[06:33:50] Literally get you are you all retarded?

[06:33:54] Now she's like 11 or 12 years old

[06:33:57] Who's 11 or 12 years old?

[06:34:00] But yeah, what why you bro? I want to get up. I want to get a pet bro. What why you don't want to get a pet bro

[06:34:05] So I want to get a pet bro. I want to get a cat. I want to get a cat

[06:34:09] I don't know if I can get a dog because dogs are too high maintenance for me, bro

[06:34:13] I can

[06:34:20] Why do you guys always stand you?

[06:34:40] Why do you always stand you, bro, chill?

[06:34:43] You guys, like, what would you all rate me on a scale of 1 to 10?

[06:34:45] Be honest.

[06:34:47] Give us a warning next time, you're a dickhead, genuinely you're an asshole, bro.

[06:34:55] My shirt's been upside down this entire time by the way.

[06:34:59] I just realized my shirt has been in versus out versus the entire time.

[06:35:07] Oh my god, I hear soul like a

[06:35:20] Check level good right now be honest, bro

[06:35:24] Mid physique like is there anything you guys could say about me that's nice

[06:35:31] Like is there anything you guys have ever said it nice about me like ever

[06:35:36] Like ever. Like ever. I don't ever say anything nice to mommy.

[06:35:48] Mommy and daddy are fighting ass nipples. What does that mean? Like what does that even

[06:35:54] mean? Mommy and daddy are fighting ass nipples. What does that mean bro? Like yo just cause

[06:36:02] There's a split between my y'all and the two of y'all now.

[06:36:32] Hey Siri FaceTime, Jakesy!

[06:36:43] Starting a FaceTime call to Jakesy.

[06:37:02] He's taking a shit, he's vaping.

[06:37:26] Okay now chat, listen when I look at the camera I want you guys to rate me on a scale of

[06:37:30] 1 to 10.

[06:37:31] The old, not right now, when I look at the camera,

[06:37:33] when I look at the camera.

[06:37:35] Shot, when I look at the camera,

[06:37:36] right now, still on the side,

[06:37:37] but only when I look at the camera, okay?

[06:37:40] Only when I look at the camera.

[06:37:41] Ready?

[06:37:42] Three, two,

[06:37:45] three, two,

[06:37:49] three, two,

[06:37:55] one.

[06:38:01] My homeless neighbor looks better than you, alright.

[06:38:30] Is he calling?

[06:38:31] Crap.

[06:38:32] He's not even calling me.

[06:38:34] Maybe I'm discord?

[06:38:36] Bah-ra.

[06:38:38] Why me, huh?

[06:38:41] He's literally not even, he's not even fucking calling me.

[06:38:44] Did y'all like my cologne collection, bro?

[06:38:47] Tiktok Collection, Bahra.

[06:39:09] Is it ready?

[06:39:11] Jing C. Cawley.

[06:39:12] Is he calling on discord?

[06:39:15] Is he calling on discord or what?

[06:39:21] Discord?

[06:39:24] Which idea do you think we're going to win?

[06:39:29] No!

[06:39:30] I'm iron one, bro.

[06:39:32] You better not shit talk to me, bro.

[06:39:34] I'm iron one.

[06:39:42] That would be in fucking ashes right now.

[06:39:48] GZ!

[06:39:49] Yo, mood up, what's good, bro?

[06:39:51] What's good, bro?

[06:39:52] I missed you.

[06:39:53] How you been?

[06:39:54] Bro, are you fucking ready?

[06:39:55] Yes, bro.

[06:39:56] Yes.

[06:39:57] Bo!

[06:39:58] Do you want to know what I've been doing?

[06:39:59] Do you want to know what I've been doing?

[06:40:00] What, bro?

[06:40:01] What?

[06:40:02] I've been playing this fucking demonic fucking game for the last month.

[06:40:05] Bro.

[06:40:06] I'm on like 21 days of playing League.

[06:40:08] Wait, are you new to the game?

[06:40:10] Yes, bro.

[06:40:11] I got in it.

[06:40:12] I saw you get it and I was like I'm gonna try it out and I hated the game and then I alter forward

[06:40:16] And then you were like I'm doing a tournament so like fuck yeah, I gotta lock in and I'm iron one bro

[06:40:21] I'm stuck okay, so Muda you're not gonna end up being like a challenger with a thousand hours, right?

[06:40:27] No, bow. No, no, no, I was no the chatter saying three five thousand hours

[06:40:36] No, no, no, no, no, no all right all right all right

[06:40:40] bro now now how do I add you what's your name tell me your name tell me

[06:40:44] it's the same oh no no I had you added are you using the same account that I

[06:40:50] added you on Valorant cuz it's the same thing no no no I mean I don't even know

[06:40:55] bro just tell me your thing tell me your thing I have special characters so I

[06:40:59] got I'm gonna just send it to you I'm gonna send it to you just get a copy

[06:41:02] and paste it that's easier for you all right let me see this guys it's not

[06:41:05] gonna be a PC check I'm pretty calm down bro bro who to change the space

[06:41:08] Guys, I was 15 bro chill. I said to win the last time he cheated on the game, bro

[06:41:17] We're gonna put my rust rust okay wait like on what on what we mean on what?

[06:41:24] Like the last time he cheated was on Russ like on your life

[06:41:28] Yes on my life on my life on my life

[06:41:31] Yes, but yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right, dude. I'm iron-wine. You're gonna see me

[06:41:37] Yeah, watch mood I have 95 kills in the first game

[06:41:42] 11 bands both of us

[06:41:44] Tell me your game name and your tagline. I said to you. It's a discord

[06:41:49] Should I leak it no, no, sorry what what why would you I don't know why?

[06:41:55] I don't even know why I said I actually don't know why I said that I don't I'm not chat y'all can say I

[06:42:01] Leak shit. I really don't need shit. I don't know why I didn't say that

[06:42:04] All right, I sent it to you. All right, listen. Yeah, my dog is hiding in my room because the thunder is scaring her

[06:42:11] So if I don't yell that's why because I don't want to start over. Yo, there's a it's raining here, too, bro

[06:42:17] For realsies. Yes. Where did you live in Canada? Yes, bro

[06:42:20] I'm in Canada. Oh, tell me about Canada. What is Canada like? Oh, it's just a bunch of nice people, bro

[06:42:25] It's nice people, you know, um, oh

[06:42:28] um

[06:42:30] Oh man, that's it. Just nice people bro very cold very wintery snowy rainy

[06:42:37] Okay, do you like um like do you like living in Canada? Yes, bro. I love Canada. No, bro

[06:42:43] I live like two minutes away

[06:42:45] um

[06:42:46] from Detroit

[06:42:48] That's yeah, I live two minutes away from Detroit like literally two minutes away from Detroit

[06:42:52] And uh, bro every time i'm in there. I just feel like i'm gonna get shot

[06:42:55] Like I don't know america just gives me bad vibes, bro. It scares me

[06:42:58] Wait, just chat. Does Canada have guns? Yes or no?

[06:43:02] No, bro. No.

[06:43:03] What?

[06:43:04] You guys don't have guns?

[06:43:05] No, you're not allowed to have a gun in Canada, bro.

[06:43:09] Bro, me how?

[06:43:09] That sounds kind of chill, honestly.

[06:43:11] That's what I'm saying.

[06:43:12] Yo, bro, can you give me a hose?

[06:43:13] Yes.

[06:43:16] Wait, so, OK.

[06:43:17] Now, is Canada broken up into, like, isn't Canada broken up

[06:43:21] into, like, three big ass sectors?

[06:43:24] There's like Montreal, Toronto, and Ontario?

[06:43:29] Mara, yo.

[06:43:31] Are you joking?

[06:43:34] What, bro, what, what?

[06:43:35] What do you mean, Bob?

[06:43:36] Provinces.

[06:43:38] What?

[06:43:39] Yes, we have provinces.

[06:43:40] Wait, why are you not laughing?

[06:43:40] Yeah, I don't know what you just said, bro, but.

[06:43:43] Yo, I don't know what the fuck you just said,

[06:43:45] but bro, we have, we have,

[06:43:46] Wait, they have, is it a state of province?

[06:43:48] No, no, it's provinces.

[06:43:50] And Toronto is in Ontario.

[06:43:53] Okay, okay.

[06:43:54] Chat, what do you mean, NA education?

[06:43:56] L-American, L-American education.

[06:44:00] A province is a state.

[06:44:01] What the fuck are you smiling at, fat ass?

[06:44:04] Okay, this guy's not even participating in dialogue.

[06:44:06] This guy's just tilted.

[06:44:08] All right, bro, let's do this.

[06:44:09] Yo, so what, who do you play in this game?

[06:44:14] Well, I just saw you raging about him.

[06:44:17] Oh my God, you play fucking Warwick, bro?

[06:44:21] Yes, bro.

[06:44:22] Are you serious bro? I've tried to play master this morning, and I'm not gonna lie

[06:44:31] Also, he just gets banned every game so like I didn't want to play the I've been he I've been he bro because

[06:44:36] My team always just gets fucked by him bro. So I ban him. Oh

[06:44:41] My god, see chat. Okay. It's a lethal tempo, right?

[06:44:44] Chat not having Dantez here. Bro, okay, let me actually chat to you for this game.

[06:44:51] Okay, yeah.

[06:44:52] This is the first time I've ever streamed League of Legends without having a challenger

[06:44:57] coach. So like, I legitimately, I don't know how it's going to go. Bro, I might not

[06:45:02] even be Iron Stimulus. I'm not kidding anymore.

[06:45:06] Oh wait, they bids my Yone!

[06:45:10] Wait, what do you mean?

[06:45:11] They bids my character

[06:45:14] Okay, I'm not gonna lie. There's a good chance

[06:45:18] But they've been my character. You don't play your name. Who do you play a colleague? I play Akali

[06:45:23] beta you play Akali nine

[06:45:27] Bro, you have to play um

[06:45:31] Dude the best mid laner is which am I calling what what's his name?

[06:45:37] Yeah, well mid laner

[06:45:41] Wait low-key they're saying I call it. Oh Zed Zed Zed Zed is also good. You have to play Zed dude. Do you know how to play him or not?

[06:45:51] No I don't I know all I learned was Yone and Akale Akali, but bro my strong suit is Yone and they banned him bro.

[06:45:58] I know I know it's okay bro listen look there's a chance ah Muda there's a chance I take over this game there's also a chance I hit the fuck out of this game.

[06:46:07] of this game it's gonna come down to the first five to ten minutes because bro i'm used to having a

[06:46:12] challenger coach this is gonna be tricky i'm not gonna lie me too yes bro i don't bro when i

[06:46:18] play without my challenger coach either i literally just get fucked i get farmed who's your coach wait

[06:46:22] hamza hamza what he's literally been called he's been mentoring me bro okay good i'm glad you

[06:46:30] have a coach bro let's get out of the island together yes escape higher come on yes bro i'm

[06:46:35] Are you iron one too?

[06:46:39] Are you iron one too?

[06:46:43] Cuz I'm iron one

[06:46:45] Yes

[06:46:48] Okay, me too, bro me too

[06:46:51] I'm so high bro. Listen bro. You're my jungler. Okay. Oh listen my entire

[06:46:59] Three weeks of playing this game. I just get fucked mid every fucking time. Okay. Let me okay

[06:47:05] I gotta come clean with you. Yes, bro. I have a coach named Dante's bro

[06:47:09] He basically one of the first things he taught was to let my teammates drown and die and all my teammates can go fuck themselves

[06:47:15] So let me make myself here

[06:47:17] What if you expect help from me? You're not getting it, bro. Listen. I am these I am the what the fuck

[06:47:24] Yeah, bro. Yes, bro because you don't deserve gold because your iron. That's what Dante's would say literally

[06:47:31] Dante's would say you don't deserve help because your iron

[06:47:34] Okay, what bro? I'm not gonna bro. I'm not gonna help you with shit

[06:47:39] I was what felt it fuck so yeah, yes. This is the jungler. That's in your team. Yeah, I

[06:47:45] Didn't make my coach proud at all times, right? Oh

[06:47:49] My god, okay, okay

[06:47:51] By your shit by your shit a lot about a mood up if we were to hypothetically go into winstreet

[06:47:55] We could both get bronze tonight tonight the fucking okay. Let's go bro. Listen. No, bro

[06:48:00] You know what I was gonna say I'm gonna make sure to but fuck that no excuses. Let's go

[06:48:05] Yeah, no no no no no excuse

[06:48:07] Listen, if we keep winning bro, I will grind all night if you lose

[06:48:11] I'm gonna burn my PC to the floor and block you bar. Okay. I'm not gonna

[06:48:17] Let's go don't fucking in my game. I'm not I'm not

[06:48:22] Why my dad telling you to hold Q. What does that mean? Yo? Hey? Hey? Hey? Hey ignore the chat. I'm getting it. I'm getting vetted

[06:48:30] What's happening? Are you getting fucking uh...

[06:48:33] Oh my god, I'm getting Emore on.

[06:48:35] Am I getting sniped?

[06:48:37] Or I'm getting invaded, this kid is such a fucking cop.

[06:48:39] Alright, listen bro, I'm getting invaded.

[06:48:42] So who's a better matchup? Me or the guy that I'm versing?

[06:48:45] Yo chat, keep typing hold Q, I'm gonna fucking ban everybody.

[06:48:49] Stop!

[06:48:51] Shut up, dude!

[06:48:53] Alright, alright. Listen, Luda, how you doing? I'm doing good, isn't it?

[06:48:56] I'm doing good right now, bro. Yo, boy, this is so cool.

[06:48:58] So cool. I get to have comms with my teammate bro. I'm not gonna lie. It's actually nice. I was playing with one a yesterday

[06:49:04] It's romance. I might like this just so I don't get invaded

[06:49:09] So who has a better lineup right now me or the guy

[06:49:16] I'm not gonna lie. I'm up to the I

[06:49:20] I've never done in my life. I just did the worst play ever. Oh

[06:49:24] My god, well, I think I'm getting smurfed on I'm not even gonna lie, bro

[06:49:28] Don't do that cope shit on my team. There are no smurfs, bro. Do you understand me?

[06:49:37] We don't cope in this call. All right, I know. Let's keep the coping core. I've been

[06:49:41] doing from don't do that. Cope shit. All right, all right, all right.

[06:49:47] No done tests. No party. Watch us win. Watch us one without done tests. You'll see.

[06:49:51] Watch us. The fari is the most broken champ right now. So I don't know. My child,

[06:49:57] I should say I'm going against the most like OP character in the game right now

[06:50:00] But no coach it no cope shit, bro. No cope shit wait. I'm not gonna lie

[06:50:04] I think nefiri is one of the best champions

[06:50:07] Jack can we get a true or false on that? Is nefiri one of the best champions?

[06:50:11] Just how do I beat this guy?

[06:50:13] Bro, stop coping. Listen, bro. He's the iron. Yo, Muda.

[06:50:18] He's the iron. Play the game. He's the iron, bro.

[06:50:22] Bro, you're a gamer, bro, okay?

[06:50:25] We're you make radium on Valorant rule true

[06:50:30] Bro, I might gank but not his little

[06:50:32] He's low if you want to stay next I can't gank until yeah, yeah, you're good. You're good. It's W comms

[06:50:39] So good saying the fear you got nerve. He's coping all right

[06:50:43] Okay

[06:50:51] Bro, I'm gonna go for Botskite and then gank if you keep them low. Yeah, I'm gonna keep them low for this

[06:51:02] Four minute clear son, shut up. It's not a four minute clear 11 CS

[06:51:07] at four minutes bro I'm gonna fuck so did the new junglers have CS yes yes we're

[06:51:14] all so bad yes we have a fight here hold up I can fight this MF I'm gonna kill

[06:51:21] the MF

[06:51:37] I'm actually the greatest full-time. Oh my god

[06:51:45] Yes, I helped you to shout if you like that you like that check

[06:51:48] I'm actually the greatest. Okay. Okay. Let's go. We're gonna win only only wins tonight. Okay. I'm down bro. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down

[06:51:55] I'm so fucking down. If you end my game. I'm not gonna lie. It's gonna be personal

[06:52:00] It's not gonna happen, bro. I don't care about any other game, but bro somebody into me on the price

[06:52:04] I swear to God, it's different bro. I know I'm just gonna like just fucking kill someone because it's like an hour of suffering

[06:52:09] Basically, yeah, and you already know you lost too. So it's like fuck

[06:52:13] Here we go grump tops cut wolf grump top

[06:52:17] Yo chat, let's be honest answer right now. Don't that would be proud

[06:52:24] Yeah, what's a better match up yoni against this guy or a colleague against this guy because look

[06:52:28] Yeah, I'm fucking this guy in the ass for it now, but I only have 17 CS

[06:52:31] You should play Yasuo. I think Yasuo has aura.

[06:52:34] Dude Yasuo has so much aura but I'm playing his brother Yone.

[06:52:38] They're both good. I'm not gonna lie.

[06:52:41] Yasuo is kinda hard though.

[06:52:43] A Kali is the better matchup.

[06:52:45] They're saying a Kali is the better matchup.

[06:52:47] No!

[06:52:49] Yes I killed him!

[06:52:51] I got him bro!

[06:52:53] Muda nice nice!

[06:52:55] I might push your wave really quick.

[06:52:57] Yes go go bro. I need you to get fed real quick.

[06:52:59] Chat, Sorcerer's Shoes or the Hextech Gunblade?

[06:53:06] Hold on.

[06:53:11] Would it help you?

[06:53:15] Help you.

[06:53:16] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[06:53:19] Okay, okay, he's too far, he's too far.

[06:53:21] What a fucking freak.

[06:53:22] He's a pussy, he's a pussy.

[06:53:28] Oh my god wait, I'll be in my key. Here we go

[06:53:36] That I'll be in my fucking ease and my art that I did oh cute holy fuck

[06:53:45] Yo, why are you taking my big eggs? I learned it from my coach relax dude

[06:53:52] I learned that from my coach fucking relax. What's the fuck?

[06:53:56] Bro, I it's all learn. I'm his vessel. Don't get mad at me get mad at him. What does all that shit?

[06:54:05] Okay, I can look for a drag here. Let me

[06:54:07] I have no smite, I shouldn't have started that. I could not have lied. I hope I'm not going to sneak in.

[06:54:18] We're having no smite, this is so wrong.

[06:54:21] Is the combo RQ or Q?

[06:54:24] Can you ask Jinx to see why he looks like an open carton of milk?

[06:54:28] We're gonna need help. We're gonna need help.

[06:54:35] No.

[06:54:40] Nice, we got the dragon. Thank god. Kill the king, kill the king.

[06:54:43] Right, be careful, be careful. There's a guy, there's a guy, but I hear a chop.

[06:54:48] What are you doing?

[06:54:49] Yeah, I'm gonna pretty low, but I'm good.

[06:54:51] I'll find a way to-

[06:54:52] W Morc's at what?

[06:54:53] Lahee W Morc.

[06:54:55] All right, all right.

[06:54:57] You go Bork.

[06:55:00] Wait, you go Bork on Warwick too?

[06:55:03] What?

[06:55:04] Bork, the Blade of the Rune King?

[06:55:06] You go that on the Warwick?

[06:55:07] So we have the same build on Yoni then,

[06:55:09] and then Warwick.

[06:55:10] It's not a double.

[06:55:11] It's two lives, half lives.

[06:55:13] Well, you know the most challenging thing

[06:55:14] about this game is for me, bro?

[06:55:16] Learning what all the characters do.

[06:55:18] Yep.

[06:55:19] Bro, bro, mood up.

[06:55:20] What you just said is the truest thing about this game.

[06:55:23] The reason why everybody fucking splits league in a week

[06:55:26] is because half of your deaths you don't even know why you're dying or how you're dying.

[06:55:30] Literally, literally.

[06:55:31] It's like, oh, I would have avoided that death

[06:55:34] if I knew this guy could kill me from the fucking afterlife.

[06:55:37] Oh, I would have avoided that death if I knew this guy could bend time,

[06:55:42] throw wings and fly through a tree.

[06:55:44] No, very true, so was that a good flash or no by the way, but you're under level

[06:55:54] So like

[06:56:01] Well, I might I'm gonna I'm gonna I might gank this case on there

[06:56:06] He's one grub wait wait wait wait ready to fight get ready to fight get ready to fight. I'm low-key low

[06:56:11] Yo chat what is is that an alt? What is that?

[06:56:25] Come on

[06:56:33] Yo, bro, Jix you're actually insane what the fuck bro, I'm just

[06:56:41] Yo, yo, yo, yo, beat that motherfucker! Beat that motherfucker! I'm coming, I'm coming!

[06:56:46] Beat that motherfucker, bro!

[06:56:48] Chat, I'm actually holding Q, now that Dante's in here.

[06:56:51] Oh, he's met again.

[06:56:54] N'Fury just typed aura dip. No, bro, you're level 8. It's not an aura dip.

[06:56:59] He said aura dip? Cause I flashed away from him. Bro, you're level 8.

[06:57:03] Chat, is the combo RQ or QR?

[06:57:11] Yeah, don't jump on a whole sheet tonight with this case out they might get me hold up

[06:57:17] He's ganking me won't beat me

[06:57:20] I need help now. I need I'm telling him telling him coming

[06:57:25] Bring him down bring him down bring him down. I need help mood. I help bring him down help help help help help

[06:57:30] You have to kill these guys are all low

[06:57:33] The team's wanted to be in the case on this look nice. Okay, something

[06:57:37] nice good fuck shit mood up he's running on me for a reason oh my god

[06:57:54] nice one I got one bro I got one bro I got one but the one is guys chasing me

[06:58:02] I think the you killed the case on Dave right or kill the other guy

[06:58:11] Dude, how does he just do that?

[06:58:18] Well, no, no, no, my character's broken bro. My kid is this guy's character

[06:58:23] Am I am I coping chat? Oh, you're getting mid-difft. Oh my god

[06:58:28] It's too bold, are you banned?

[06:58:30] Why are you getting mad damn!

[06:58:32] BOO!

[06:58:33] BOO!

[06:58:34] She...

[06:58:35] He's banned my character!

[06:58:48] Are you Q then?

[06:58:49] When I hit her you get it back in couple of seconds.

[06:58:52] You don't deserve gold right now.

[06:58:54] Bro.

[06:58:55] Bro, you don't deserve gold!

[06:58:56] What do you want to say bro?

[06:58:57] Fucking make late dude. I ran do I ran?

[06:59:03] Wake up wake up. Let's go. Let's win. That's what yo I rent drinks isn't 30 seconds dragons in 30 seconds

[06:59:16] Don't look I'm helping take it

[06:59:22] Yeah, but work on your way for now

[06:59:27] I mean like what is that I'm just bad though

[06:59:36] mood up

[06:59:40] What are you doing in mid lane no no no I'm gonna freak out I'm gonna freak out what are you doing in mid you're feeding the theory

[06:59:48] Dude that guy's broken bro. Oh my god. What is that character? I'm better than China bang of theory every game. I don't care anymore

[06:59:57] I'm not even gonna lie this game work over there we go like we go in go yo the most important thing about

[07:00:22] I'm here to dodge my hole

[07:00:29] All right, all you gotta do is don't feed him okay

[07:00:34] Yes, I got it, bro. I got it. Do not feed him. Yeah, I got it. Got it. Oh

[07:00:47] My god, it's like so hard to like

[07:00:50] CS with this character, bro.

[07:00:53] I'm gonna scale.

[07:00:55] What is this?

[07:00:58] You're getting team 1.

[07:01:09] And uh, fuck up.

[07:01:14] But what is that?

[07:01:17] I'm on your tower!

[07:01:19] Wallahi, Jixi! Wallahi, I'm getting smurfed on!

[07:01:22] Wallahi, I'm getting smurfed on!

[07:01:25] My entire chat is saying he's smurfing.

[07:01:38] Muda.

[07:01:40] Play extremely safe for the rest of the game.

[07:01:43] I'm just- I'm just-

[07:01:44] No, no, no, no!

[07:01:45] I'm just sitting on your tower.

[07:01:46] killing you yeah not be able to kill him I agree I agree I'm gonna be able to

[07:01:50] kill him but I just I'm gonna sit on the tower I can't do anything else I'm

[07:01:53] just gonna literally sit on the tower because he just like a crimson yes you

[07:01:56] want you to feed yeah

[07:02:06] we got a high queue acting this go like we got a black tree for a bit or

[07:02:10] or else this is just gonna be AIDS.

[07:02:17] He's on me.

[07:02:18] Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move,

[07:02:19] come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,

[07:02:21] come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,

[07:02:21] bring it to me, bring it to me, daddy, bring it to me.

[07:02:25] He's one I can beat.

[07:02:28] No, my god, bro, JC.

[07:02:30] Holy shit, you just beat a smurf.

[07:02:32] God knows what the fuck type of fucking right that guy is.

[07:02:35] You just beat a smurf, bro.

[07:02:37] All right, I gotta shut down for that too. I think oh my god, you're actually good at this game

[07:02:46] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay?

[07:02:48] Okay, I didn't go rift here

[07:02:58] No, no, no came there. I think you'll came though. I'm over level and I have been

[07:03:04] There's two top lane and there's two bottom lane. I'm getting mid tower right now

[07:03:16] Just so one can I killed in the fairy or is he just insane?

[07:03:27] I need help I need help worry worry worry

[07:03:30] I

[07:03:32] The idea where he is why does he keep spawning it on me?

[07:03:45] Oh my god

[07:03:47] Check can I even kill this guy bro check can I even kill him like he's literally

[07:04:07] E-moting on me, bro.

[07:04:09] Chad, I forgot my dog was in my room, bro.

[07:04:19] Bro, it's, it's, it's, I don't know, bro.

[07:04:29] I'm gonna lock it.

[07:04:31] Yeah, I think that's like a thing. I don't know

[07:04:53] Why is this guy after? Oh my god, let's kill this guy.

[07:05:04] Like, ah, I don't know man, it's just so shameless.

[07:05:10] Why does he just can't do anything?

[07:05:18] I stopped fighting because my team is gonna kill him.

[07:05:20] I stop fighting because my team is about to kill him.

[07:05:36] What is Ezreal doing again? I forgot.

[07:05:41] We are in the fair here.

[07:05:45] They already got the dragon fall back. Don't fight them. Oh

[07:05:52] My god, this is just I'm not gonna lie this game is so over. I know it's fucked

[07:06:04] My friends are my power. Come on. Can we time out the let's put it on follow only?

[07:06:15] Where are you guys moota what?

[07:06:29] You gotta talk to me on this dude. I think I would be a boy. It's not in your lane. Just stays out of your lane

[07:06:34] I'm getting five did

[07:06:36] You did not say that I did I did Chad did I not say that yes or no

[07:06:41] I'm hiding map. I got please please chat storm shirt or shadow flame the the nefiri is literally literally saying

[07:06:50] Uh, I'm bro. I'm iron. What?

[07:06:55] Like he knows we're accusing of smirking first. We have to save ourselves

[07:07:04] Who is it? What do you mean?

[07:07:06] If he's not in your lane, tell me okay, okay, or if you have no vision of your lane because you're dead

[07:07:11] Yeah, I don't see him in my later. Okay. That way he's in my mind. He's in my land

[07:07:21] We can still win but we have to like I got mid tower. I got me tower. We gotta work on side towers now

[07:07:26] Wait, I'm gonna go have bought we trash. I go have bought or no. No, you're mid. What the fuck?

[07:07:32] Well, no, no, what's your wave? What the fuck bro? No

[07:07:41] Why is there three in my way I can't even play the fucking game

[07:07:55] Oh my god 3v1 bro

[07:08:09] Oh

[07:08:12] Bro, but guys guys how it's like what what's happening?

[07:08:19] What is actually going on

[07:08:21] So you're talking about we're getting sniped. I promise it's not even cold, but

[07:08:26] Yo, can you have the ladies?

[07:08:28] Yeah, how yeah, I'm so

[07:08:30] Like 10

[07:08:33] No, no, no, no, no, no right now

[07:08:35] Now now now

[07:08:37] This kid is following me around what are you putting on what are you putting on eight or ten? I'm putting on eight eight

[07:08:41] Okay, okay, hide mini-map hide mini-map

[07:08:55] All right, I think we're about to get Baron actually I don't know if they can take their mission

[07:09:01] It doesn't matter.

[07:09:03] Alright chat, we have a delay now.

[07:09:04] Bro, have you ever played this game off stream and like it's so easy to you?

[07:09:08] Bro, I play this game off stream every morning.

[07:09:11] And it's fun.

[07:09:12] You can actually kill people.

[07:09:14] When I play this game on stream, I swear this might not be the same cult, bro.

[07:09:17] I literally just die every time.

[07:09:20] We have delay now.

[07:09:21] Just chill.

[07:09:22] We have delay.

[07:09:26] I have delay and I put my camera over my...

[07:09:29] Oh my god, I don't even know how I just got out of that one lobby

[07:09:59] I mean they're just running it down.

[07:10:04] I'm only losing 4v1s.

[07:10:06] What did I just die by?

[07:10:12] Bro this is fucked.

[07:10:14] Wait wait they're all low.

[07:10:16] They have to capitalize.

[07:10:18] They're so low.

[07:10:19] Ribbon go off.

[07:10:20] Heal the nefuri.

[07:10:21] Yes!

[07:10:22] Okay he's down to the end.

[07:10:25] Oh my god, man.

[07:10:31] Muda, can I have the honest merch?

[07:10:33] Yeah, bro.

[07:10:34] I think you hinted the fuck out of him.

[07:10:35] Bull, I swear he's a smurf.

[07:10:37] He's 15 and 5.

[07:10:39] Bro, Muda, you fagged Nefiri and then he started running around rampage.

[07:10:42] He did.

[07:10:43] I agree.

[07:10:44] I agree.

[07:10:45] I agree.

[07:10:46] But I'm gonna be honest, Muda.

[07:10:47] I think you hinted, but I don't even know if you hinted because I'm pretty sure he's

[07:10:50] a stream-siping smurf.

[07:10:51] I swear, bro.

[07:10:52] I don't want to tell me I'm coming.

[07:10:53] down to my head and I had to predict I think this guy's a street driving scar

[07:10:57] kill this guy something kill this guy something kill this guy something

[07:11:11] kill one more

[07:11:17] bro I feel like this dude's gonna kill it bro

[07:11:19] They have three dragons we cannot let him get the force. Oh my god. They have three dragons.

[07:11:28] I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming

[07:11:33] Got one

[07:11:37] That I got I got deleted you know the other guys to leave oh that guy is so strong

[07:11:43] wrong. Yep, whose name was he in?

[07:11:46] MED, MED, MED, but he's fucking smirking and fucking sniping bro, what do you remember

[07:11:53] to do? And he targeted, bro, Jixi, he target banned my Yone, wet med, smirk, I'm not, bro.

[07:12:01] I'm not gonna lie, I actually, chat, one, the guy banned his character, he banned

[07:12:06] Yone. Two, the guy was typing and chat responding to accusations that weren't even

[07:12:11] being tied there being sat on stream three I'm not getting this guy ghost gang to

[07:12:15] be like four times like I swear to God he's at the bare minimum sniping but he

[07:12:20] might be sniping a friend we have to kill him

[07:12:25] You wanna get the- aww here he's gone.

[07:12:37] What the fuck is this?

[07:12:45] Let's go, oh my god, you're actually insane, bro.

[07:12:48] Yo is this game winnable to be honest?

[07:12:50] Yes, bro, we're in Iron, anything's winnable.

[07:12:52] Yeah, but even with this smurf is it acting should I help my mentor work quick?

[07:12:55] Like is this action-runable?

[07:12:57] Yeah, yes bro, just smoke.

[07:12:58] Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.

[07:12:59] Easily win.

[07:13:01] I think I just killed two.

[07:13:04] And I killed the end of fury.

[07:13:09] This caseante is the problem.

[07:13:10] Are you done? You wanna fight Kassate?

[07:13:11] You wanna fight Kassate?

[07:13:12] Uhhh...

[07:13:13] I have my entire fucking kill.

[07:13:15] Okay!

[07:13:16] No, no, I have no ult.

[07:13:17] Don't fight him.

[07:13:17] Okay.

[07:13:18] No.

[07:13:19] Don't fight him.

[07:13:20] I have no ult.

[07:13:21] Don't fight him, don't fight him.

[07:13:22] I'm down, but they're still alive. I feel like we should kill some more though, and then

[07:13:38] Yeah, I'm gonna have to kill them at Baron.

[07:13:46] As soon as I die here, there it is!

[07:13:57] Now here comes the Baron, one-shotting everyone, bro.

[07:14:03] Yeah, I'm gonna need to fuck off my dick, bro.

[07:14:05] Like I hate this boy. I hate oh my god

[07:14:16] Yeah

[07:14:19] Yeah, bro

[07:14:22] There I don't know how you want to play it ban my character sniping

[07:14:27] Smurfing like you're lucky at it and fucking like kill myself, bro

[07:14:31] Like bro, what do you want me to do, Jixi?

[07:14:41] Take accountability, you massive monkey balls, you dumb fuck.

[07:14:46] Take accountability.

[07:14:47] Are you stupid?

[07:14:51] He's smurfing and sniping and ban my character.

[07:14:55] BAD MY CHARACTER!

[07:15:06] His name was Master's Monkey Falls?

[07:15:08] Yes!

[07:15:09] That was actually his name.

[07:15:10] Yes!

[07:15:11] Alright, we have to play for Dragon.

[07:15:12] We need to get vision Dragon.

[07:15:13] I don't know, Nafiri's running it down.

[07:15:15] I can't kill this Nafiri solo.

[07:15:17] Yeah, I know.

[07:15:18] I cannot kill this Nafiri solo.

[07:15:20] There's literally no way.

[07:15:21] I have to open Nafiri.

[07:15:23] When I ult him, I need you to like fucking shit on him.

[07:15:25] I can empty my kit on him, bro.

[07:15:26] I'm gonna ult, I'll focus, yeah,

[07:15:28] I need to focus the fairy 100%.

[07:15:30] I'm gonna ult him.

[07:15:32] Where's the fairy?

[07:15:33] I don't even see him.

[07:15:35] So I fight the duck.

[07:15:37] They're just burying it.

[07:15:38] We have to go now.

[07:15:39] Drake's at 30 seconds.

[07:15:39] Go, go, go!

[07:15:42] I'm gonna ult him if you're ready.

[07:15:44] Oh, that's game and I'm gonna, all right.

[07:15:46] All right.

[07:15:46] I'm just dead by the next 4 checks, like, I don't know.

[07:15:53] Yep, that's on me. I hold to the wrong guy and missed.

[07:15:58] Now they end.

[07:16:05] Well, I have the most CS and the most kills.

[07:16:08] Um...

[07:16:10] No, bro. I guess I just go next.

[07:16:12] Yeah, literally. I'm done at this.

[07:16:14] your inhibitor has been destroyed.

[07:16:16] Ah, chat, okay, do I just ban the fairy every game, by the way?

[07:16:21] Yo, yo, just, yo, just, please, for the love of God, full can, once a few, like, please,

[07:16:26] like, please, please, I'm begging you, please.

[07:16:31] I think I just played my best game of League I've ever played, and I literally got skull

[07:16:36] fucked.

[07:16:37] Yes.

[07:16:38] Listen, can you do me a favor?

[07:16:40] What, bro?

[07:16:41] Go into settings, scroll down to sound, and lower that bitch to zero, and then full cam

[07:16:52] and Q when you're full cammed.

[07:16:55] Give me a moment here.

[07:16:58] Yes, bro.

[07:16:59] Yes.

[07:17:00] I had the most kills and most damage and most CS.

[07:17:04] Yes.

[07:17:05] And I lost.

[07:17:07] Yes.

[07:17:08] Yes.

[07:17:09] because Nefiri got fed and then ran around to wherever I was ghosting me.

[07:17:16] Yo chat, let me say this, I earned an S on Warwick, what?

[07:17:20] Chat, let me say this guys, I'm not even kidding.

[07:17:24] I played probably, you can see, I played 57 games of League of Legends.

[07:17:31] I will 100% guarantee you Nefiri was at the bare minimum of sniping.

[07:17:37] Bro, he was jumping me in my camps and typing in chat responding to messages and

[07:17:43] Bend my own a

[07:17:45] And then my own a wife. It's a culmination one. He banned Luda's character to he was literally jumping me in my camps multiple times

[07:17:57] Okay, are you full cammed all right? No

[07:18:01] Okay, yeah, I'm muting audio. Yeah, I need a new audio randomly cue within the next minute

[07:18:07] Down down down down down wait hold up. What up? Don't do it. Wait wait wait. All right

[07:18:19] Okay, randomly cue within the next minute of stuff. Okay, got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. So wait chat

[07:18:25] Do I just ban the fairy bro?

[07:18:27] Oh, I couldn't report to that guy to Drew Levin chat, but honestly, I don't know like

[07:18:37] I don't know if we have the grounds to actually get that guy banned.

[07:18:40] Jack, I don't know if we should report someone said check the theories.

[07:18:44] OPGG.

[07:18:45] I just checked.

[07:18:46] She's 100% smurfing.

[07:18:49] So not only was it smurf, but they target banned my own and I'm gonna tweak.

[07:18:56] game on by the way literally just aids aids aids aids aids

[07:18:59] Muda I'm not even kidding though that's the best I've ever played no I like the

[07:19:03] way you played bro I like the way you're playing if you play like that and I'm

[07:19:07] on yoni and we don't get snagged won't love me

[07:19:09] won't love you we can get bronze today well yeah how do we know she's smirking

[07:19:13] how do we know

[07:19:17] I checked her profile she is smirking and she's probably borrowing a friend's

[07:19:21] account yeah bold border and

[07:19:24] D ranks to snipe you wait wait wait the nefiri hit gold

[07:19:29] So wait we played against a gold

[07:19:33] Stream sniping smurfing nefiri who target banned Muda. Yes

[07:19:38] All right, I'm gonna go pee though. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. I like select my champ, okay?

[07:19:44] You know what to select I was and ban Ramas

[07:19:48] little fuck again

[07:19:50] So do I ban on the theory or do I ban a

[07:19:58] Master Yi chat chat Mel nefiri or Master Yi you know what

[07:20:05] Since that was a smurf I think I'm not gonna ban nefiri because like no one that's low eel

[07:20:11] That's actually an iron actually put is nefiri

[07:20:20] Jinxie is full leaking the queue by the way.

[07:20:27] Buzz alright.

[07:20:29] Yo hi boys, are you STUPID?

[07:20:38] They just banned Akali.

[07:21:05] They just banned Akali, the character I was playing last game.

[07:21:21] All right, Mijo, mood up, let's go.

[07:21:24] Lock the fuck up.

[07:21:25] I'm down, I'm down, bro.

[07:21:27] Listen, bro, last game, yo, W-high-fives,

[07:21:29] bro, thank you guys, listen, bro, last game, shake it off.

[07:21:31] I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna have Dante's,

[07:21:33] Keep an opinion on that game tomorrow.

[07:21:35] I'm 99% sure that guy was a murder.

[07:21:37] I get it.

[07:21:39] Chat, the guy wants to swap my order from talk to live.

[07:21:42] Wait, why is the chat saying Briar GG, Briardip, Briar.

[07:21:47] Chat, what the fuck does that mean?

[07:21:52] Why is that GG?

[07:21:54] What do you mean?

[07:21:56] What do you mean?

[07:21:57] What?

[07:21:59] Briar GG, Briar GG, Briar GG.

[07:22:02] What's happening tonight, what?

[07:22:05] Why is that, GG?

[07:22:06] Briar is a broken champion, Briar is OP.

[07:22:09] Wait, but chat, does Briar counter Warwick?

[07:22:12] Cause that's all I care about.

[07:22:14] Guys, at the end of the day, it's an iron controlling him.

[07:22:17] Yo, yo, you're iron too.

[07:22:20] What do you mean there's an iron controlling him?

[07:22:22] We're both irons.

[07:22:24] Okay, you're actually right.

[07:22:26] Like what are you saying?

[07:22:27] okay don't duel her don't duel her oh I forgot I have a delay

[07:22:34] go listen jimmy listen listen listen okay one lie he bro if I'm not going to

[07:22:38] smurf and I'm on a yone I'm on yone now bro I'm going to fuck Vigar I'm gonna

[07:22:44] fuck Vigar okay I'm gonna fuck him and once I fuck him I'll come help you

[07:22:49] every time in jungle okay do you understand yo if you enter my camps

[07:22:55] At any point in this game, I'm gonna int the fucking game.

[07:22:58] Just stay in mid, win your lane, push your minions.

[07:23:02] Don't come to my jungle, what the fuck are you doing?

[07:23:05] Who the fuck is your coach, bro?

[07:23:07] What do you mean?

[07:23:08] Don't go in my camp, what?

[07:23:10] Okay, okay, okay.

[07:23:11] The fuck, bro?

[07:23:14] Bro, don't go to my...

[07:23:15] Stay in your lane, dude.

[07:23:17] It's like, what?

[07:23:19] Okay, listen, mood up.

[07:23:20] Briar is iron, okay?

[07:23:21] We're good.

[07:23:22] All right, all right.

[07:23:24] Last game was unlucky, alright? That guy might have not been getting banned. Who knows, might get rolled back.

[07:23:29] I'm only one man wrecking it.

[07:23:31] Drew Levin. Drew Levin, execute order 66. Drew Levin, execute order 66. Mooda, lock it, okay? Let's go, let's go.

[07:23:38] This is actually our first game. This is our actual first game, alright? We don't count the other one.

[07:23:42] We don't count the other one.

[07:23:44] Welcome to Summer's Rift.

[07:23:47] Warwick does good against Pryor? Okay, okay.

[07:23:50] So, how do I play against Vagar again?

[07:23:55] Oh god.

[07:23:56] Wait, I'm pretty sure Vagar is ranged, right?

[07:23:58] He is ranged.

[07:23:59] Doesn't Vagar root you in those jaws when he like blows your leg up?

[07:24:02] Bro, don't walk into his explosive shit.

[07:24:05] Okay, done.

[07:24:08] Where's Dantez guys?

[07:24:10] Dantez actually took it the day off.

[07:24:11] W Dantez, man.

[07:24:12] I'm actually proud of him.

[07:24:13] I didn't know he was going to be doing that.

[07:24:19] just sniff him out I hate playing on the downward angle bro if I'm gonna be

[07:24:25] honest

[07:24:28] right look you should have watched a tech talk on briars ability chef job not

[07:24:32] gonna lie that's what I'm playing on me a downward angle I don't remember if

[07:24:36] FIFA I think I just see more of an eye like it's hot

[07:24:43] Come on, my harbingers.

[07:24:46] Wait, what is Byron do? Muta, do you know?

[07:24:48] No, I don't, I don't.

[07:24:53] Jack, have you guys explained like the cheesiest shit Byron does that I should watch out for?

[07:25:01] There's something wrong with the game out there.

[07:25:04] He said he told you about Byron. No, I know.

[07:25:06] I know Dante has cooked the day off, but I'm like actually surprised he cooked the day off.

[07:25:13] She life steal. Oh, yeah. Wait, doesn't Briar turn into Warwick or something?

[07:25:26] Somebody in the chat said sexy feet. Yo, bro, we're not fucking gooting. What did she do?

[07:25:32] Holy shit, I already fucking hit me guard, bro.

[07:25:42] The bot lane is already losing.

[07:25:44] Jesus Christ!

[07:25:45] Chill, chill, chill, bro.

[07:25:47] Because if you fucking give your mental shock, uh, chill, chill.

[07:25:51] We're gonna win, bro.

[07:25:52] Chill is still like, bro, Jixi, it's been two minutes!

[07:25:56] That's my point, bro.

[07:26:00] We shouldn't already have a bot lane dying in a fucking minute.

[07:26:03] We have 5 CS right now.

[07:26:12] I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm lowkey dicking my guy down right now.

[07:26:15] Like, I'm not gonna lie.

[07:26:16] Good, bro.

[07:26:17] Yes, bro. We're gonna win this game, I promise.

[07:26:21] For R, we're gonna throw it across the map, but if it lands, it brings her towards you.

[07:26:31] Save Q for when she stands in Charger

[07:26:44] Oh my god, I'm just fucking this guy right now what what he just hit me with

[07:26:47] Don't think you don't deserve gold you already died kid oh

[07:27:05] My god, I did a bad chat. Should I backtrack? I got to be one judge is backtrack. What about that? I

[07:27:10] I shouldn't have ignited chat. I just wasted a night, bro. I'm just such a fucking chad. I wasted a night

[07:27:18] I'm such a fucking pussy

[07:27:27] Yo, why don't you just fucking kill Veygar? What are you doing?

[07:27:31] What the fuck are you saying to me bro? Why don't you kill her level four? He's level five. Don't backseat

[07:27:37] I'll fucking hit this game

[07:27:40] Yo, you're a coach, bro. I think your coach taught you the long shit, bro. Nope. I have the best coach in the world

[07:27:53] We have a tam-tank to top lane

[07:28:03] I kill him if I wasn't under level

[07:28:05] I'm not gonna kill them and you guys are gonna go. Oh, hello. Well hello. Well

[07:28:10] right when I die

[07:28:16] Chavaygar's getting his tight little asshole fucked!

[07:28:20] Good, when you're late.

[07:28:22] I'm still waiting bro, I'm on this game

[07:28:30] Bot's actually looking good now

[07:28:32] Let's go

[07:28:34] Dude, winning a game in League of Legends or dominating a league game

[07:28:39] feels better than coming bro like genuinely I mean I would disagree like I

[07:28:47] think the feeling of just line-axing is better than winning a league but I'm

[07:28:53] axing only lasts for like three seconds the thing is a league game when

[07:28:57] you're dominating it last for like 20 seconds but that's not a bad shout out

[07:29:00] of you kid let's work back here

[07:29:09] Have you got an appendix? Oh, yeah, I haven't got no bro. I got the what's the one below it, bro

[07:29:22] Looking good

[07:29:32] Y'all be cleaning yeah, why would you not think you're not up?

[07:29:39] So I'm getting to be one to mid bro like what the fuck is this girl?

[07:29:47] They're both very low bro, they're both very low. Did you fucking die? No

[07:29:53] Oh.

[07:30:04] Chet, y'all have to clean your nut.

[07:30:05] What do you mean it's too much work?

[07:30:06] That's fucking disgusting.

[07:30:08] Ew, bro, what the fuck are you saying?

[07:30:10] I'll just leave it on my chat saying too much work

[07:30:13] about cleaning up, like, bro, clean up, dude.

[07:30:16] Bro, Chet, the best method to do it in the shower,

[07:30:19] bro, because then you don't have to do it

[07:30:22] shower or just go put like napkins where you'd come

[07:30:31] I think showers better

[07:30:42] Nice problem with a good shit, but I'm telling you bro. My yone is insane

[07:30:47] Yeah, it's so far you know yeah, I am and I go back to my last position

[07:31:03] I know I need to bow I think yes, I heard yasuo has aura. He does bro. He has so much

[07:31:10] There's a challenger player literally named yeah, yeah, I know I know I know he was gonna coach me one day, too

[07:31:17] That's it up. He should coach. He's a mid player

[07:31:21] So why do you like jungle boy you like being the jungler instead of like a lane

[07:31:25] I like watching my teammates bleed out on the floor bar. I'm being dead ass

[07:31:30] There's something fucking sick though. There's there's something wrong with you though

[07:31:34] They're honestly wasn't anything wrong with me and then I started playing this fucking shit game

[07:31:41] It's a dick thing though, bro, huh?

[07:31:43] Yeah, brother, I played a game off-screen. Yeah, I know. Me too. Me too.

[07:31:55] I played this game this morning and I entered on Yi. If I were to play Warwick, I would have won.

[07:32:01] Isn't Yi like our super noob friendly character though?

[07:32:05] Yo, hey, hey!

[07:32:06] I didn't mean it like a bad way!

[07:32:08] If you're gonna lose your lane, lose your lane bro. Don't try to bring me down with you

[07:32:13] Bro, he was smurfing and banning my character!

[07:32:15] He was smurfing and banning my character!

[07:32:24] He went to the last game dude

[07:32:25] He was smurfing and he banned my character bro

[07:32:27] But were you fucking monkey balls on a smurf?

[07:32:30] Like what are you saying?

[07:32:32] I need a winnie-tree I'm not his games a lot easier than that game I'm gonna be honest

[07:32:46] bro this guy's getting fucked yeah because it's not a fucking degenerate sociopath on

[07:32:51] the other team. Yeah, I agree.

[07:33:00] Ten minutes, no ganking, by the way. Hell yeah. And I'll do it again.

[07:33:04] Easy.

[07:33:06] This time.

[07:33:14] Max, he cooked.

[07:33:16] Wait, I didn't die to him. I died to the turret. That's good.

[07:33:20] I died to the turret so that's good right chat. How'd you die to a fucking turret?

[07:33:25] I turret dived him and killed him

[07:33:27] But he didn't get the gold I did because he didn't inflict damage on me, which means that's good

[07:33:33] I'm gonna get more

[07:33:36] I'm kind of forcing it, but I have no other way

[07:33:40] Like I can't wait for these camps

[07:33:50] Bro, my guy is getting absolutely fucked, bro.

[07:34:20] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[07:34:22] BITCH!

[07:34:23] Little bitch!

[07:34:24] Did you kill him?

[07:34:26] Yeah, I'm still in the place.

[07:34:27] Oh my god, you're actually hitting, bro.

[07:34:29] Watch yourself.

[07:34:40] This is a good game, bro. We have a good game on our hands.

[07:34:42] This is a good game. This is a good game. Walk in.

[07:34:45] Iron Shrapper problem literally gonna get brought today. Fuck are you typing different move a lock in bro, please

[07:34:57] Byers can you drag it?

[07:35:00] I'm gonna make a fake your play. I'm gonna make a fake your play. I'm gonna make a fake your play

[07:35:04] I'm gonna make a fake your play watch this

[07:35:09] The bottom of a bottle is a bigger

[07:35:11] No Vegas coming. Be careful

[07:35:32] Oh my god, wait did I steal the dragon? Oh, yeah, nice

[07:35:41] I

[07:35:50] Yeah

[07:35:57] What is that all oh

[07:36:01] My god, I got one at least but fuck chat. What was that? Yo, get on

[07:36:08] Oh my gosh, yes, yes fuck this tight little asshole for me. Yeah, I want to suck your

[07:36:16] cunt I want to suck your dick until you're not in my mouth, bro. Holy shit. Yes, bro.

[07:36:21] Now clear my way. Now clear my way. Yes, we're getting broad today, bro. We're getting

[07:36:27] broad today. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[07:36:31] Oh my god, we have another kill.

[07:36:35] Nice!

[07:36:36] There we go, we're back!

[07:36:37] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[07:36:40] Warwick!

[07:36:41] Rock!

[07:36:42] They all rock!

[07:36:43] God, I do love, I do love me some Warwick, Cat!

[07:36:52] I'm not gonna laugh!

[07:36:55] Rock!

[07:36:56] They all rock!

[07:36:58] Rock, make all the roasts

[07:37:00] I'm gonna take his ult

[07:37:02] I'm gonna take his ult

[07:37:03] Oh, shit

[07:37:05] If I can get level 10 off this, I think I should gank

[07:37:09] I gotta let him come out more

[07:37:10] Try the second I build my fucking guy bro

[07:37:12] This big one is gonna be fucked

[07:37:20] Yeah, I don't know, I'm playing good tonight

[07:37:22] Dude, I'm playing good

[07:37:23] Bro, I'm playing good too, I'm not gonna lie

[07:37:28] get out get out get out and I died

[07:37:38] may hop may hop what am I doing

[07:37:42] boom getting greedy I'm done shut up done fighting him under a stirrer I'm

[07:37:48] I'm done fighting him under a turret. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done fighting him under a turret.

[07:37:57] An enemy has been slain. Killing spree.

[07:38:02] An enemy has been slain.

[07:38:04] I've got another kill.

[07:38:06] We're looking at it.

[07:38:08] 30 kills. You pulled up 3 kills. But I have 3 deaths, Bulbulki.

[07:38:11] But all 3 of my deaths, bro, have been under turret, bro.

[07:38:14] All 3 of my deaths have been under turret.

[07:38:16] relax you're doing fine I'm just greedy like do you ever get greedy or no bro yes

[07:38:22] bro all the time

[07:38:24] especially as a jungle

[07:38:26] brother think about juggling that's hard for me is like sometimes you have to

[07:38:29] understand when you have to be aggressive when you have to be aggressive

[07:38:31] when you have to be aggressive

[07:38:33] you know what I mean

[07:38:36] yeah let's see that

[07:38:46] I'm going to go top scott thing.

[07:38:54] Field mortal reminder and we're not going to die.

[07:39:03] We're looking good baby, come on!

[07:39:04] Come on!

[07:39:04] We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, it's honestly solid.

[07:39:19] I just chat, I hate people who just...

[07:39:24] Oh no, he got me under.

[07:39:34] I

[07:39:41] Only did that so you can go over here. Yeah

[07:39:46] Yeah, I'm leaving with this people on me. There's people on this people on me. I think we go

[07:39:53] Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take me back. I'm gonna get my I'm gonna get my album

[07:39:55] What is he do

[07:40:02] Wait, they took both both

[07:40:07] Yeah, rest, sorry, yeah, yeah, they took all my it's a Baron or rest. Sorry. I'm going dragon now. I have prior

[07:40:16] There's a devil

[07:40:25] No, there's there definitely ganking you bro be careful

[07:40:32] So they're definitely pushing you bro be careful

[07:40:50] I'm on I'm on my fingers time

[07:40:55] Smite at the perfect time. Oh my god. I got my did you get yours? Yeah, bro

[07:41:03] Well this game is so fun to see I'm not gonna lie bro, okay, I'm doing

[07:41:18] But I just so my head is all you're so fucked with I need to be really good fucking boy

[07:41:25] I'm a 3-1.

[07:41:26] There's one in the tower of one.

[07:41:30] Are you a retard Warwick?

[07:41:33] Don't get banned! Don't get banned! Don't get banned! Don't get banned!

[07:41:41] Shut the fuck up.

[07:41:44] I've been jured.

[07:41:45] Your team has destroyed a turret.

[07:41:48] How gr-

[07:41:49] I'm not gonna lie to you, I just ate the fuck out of the game.

[07:41:57] How bad of a skillet should I get on her ass?

[07:41:59] 11 out of 10, like, you can just kill me for how bad of a skillet.

[07:42:04] You know, I could gank and help champion tier, but I got no skillet.

[07:42:09] Oh, god.

[07:42:10] Oh god.

[07:42:20] No!

[07:42:23] Why is Briar mid? Where's my jungler?

[07:42:28] Yo, shut the fuck up.

[07:42:35] Nice. Good.

[07:42:37] Shut up! Don't shut up! Don't ever, ever say where is your jungler again? The fuck type of shit is that?

[07:42:44] Don't shit mid laner!

[07:42:47] You lose your lane every game!

[07:42:49] I'm not losing my lane asshole.

[07:42:52] I'm dominating. What are you saying?

[07:42:59] Can I only R there? Because I saw him R my teammate. Like I only went in there.

[07:43:03] I'm so glad champ next time.

[07:43:05] I'm just gonna I'm getting to be one

[07:43:11] Yeah, the same people who to be one to me by the way, but you know what daddy's here expecting me expecting me daddy watch

[07:43:25] Kill the big guy kill the big guy kill the big guy kill the big guy

[07:43:30] Dead

[07:43:32] I don't know. I was trying to press the I missed like

[07:43:42] I have the most yes

[07:43:47] The jungler supposed to have the most yes

[07:43:58] Check it I did this fight yesterday

[07:44:02] yo why the fuck are there 90 people in my fucking lane get out

[07:44:15] oh my god

[07:44:32] Okay, does that not work, bro?

[07:44:38] Why are we team fighting?

[07:44:39] Oh my god, I tried to...

[07:44:40] God fucking see us!

[07:44:43] And play for the dragon!

[07:44:46] Why are we in a fucking pre-dead fucking team fight?

[07:44:53] Just push your lane and play for the dragon!

[07:45:02] Oh my god.

[07:45:08] Wait, is- and that puts a dime?

[07:45:15] Yo, we gotta help top lane out.

[07:45:16] We gotta help top lane out of some shit.

[07:45:18] No, our top lane can go fuck himself.

[07:45:23] Our top lane literally asked me-

[07:45:26] Wait, this guy's getting chased out of our base.

[07:45:28] Yo, they're in our base.

[07:45:29] They can't do this. They've been allowed to do this.

[07:45:31] They can't just walk into our base.

[07:45:32] Jack, can I fight Mordekaiser right now, or no?

[07:45:54] We have to play for Dragon, but they're gonna be here.

[07:45:56] Go Dragon, Muda!

[07:45:57] Okay, I'm coming, bro.

[07:46:02] They're all ulted, bro!

[07:46:09] DMF, DMF just went off.

[07:46:14] Oh my god.

[07:46:16] Oh my god.

[07:46:18] DMF, did we take Dragon O?

[07:46:20] I'm chat.

[07:46:23] Why am I ulting into 4 people?

[07:46:25] I'm better than 4 people.

[07:46:27] Why am I ulting into 4 people?

[07:46:29] What am I doing?

[07:46:31] Check what the fuck am I what am I doing get out?

[07:46:36] What I was a row I just all did for people

[07:46:40] But I just all did small. Oh my god

[07:46:44] Not at all that I just good shit, bro. Just out of the other side. I just all did everyone in that fight everyone

[07:46:52] Go bro, bro

[07:46:55] I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. We actually should be actually should be actually should

[07:47:00] I'm gonna stop holding an affordable

[07:47:03] Chad I knew they were all gonna be there. I don't know what I'm doing Baron. Are you down? Yeah, we have to go Baron

[07:47:07] I think we go there. Okay. I'm gonna get my way even calm

[07:47:11] All right, I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm gonna kind of respawn

[07:47:15] Let's go let's go let's go let's go come there. I'm coming. I'm coming. We're more to Kaiser and more time zombie

[07:47:24] All right, I think we should take Baron. Let's go. I don't think we can start Baron, but okay

[07:47:27] Shut down

[07:47:57] W bro

[07:48:07] No big are and now we just take away

[07:48:13] Yes, I think it's a bear down though. It's tampcatches him hold up. I'm walking it down myth

[07:48:21] This tampcatches made the black

[07:48:27] the morgana yo we need to take this tower how is this tower still not taking I don't

[07:48:32] get it I'm so fast

[07:48:39] yeah I was supposed to have 250 CS right now I only have 138 brawn I'm gonna get better

[07:48:47] at CSing on God

[07:48:48] 3k gold, I'm so fast.

[07:48:58] 3k gold, I thought it was 3k gold, I'm so fast.

[07:49:08] Sorry.

[07:49:09] I got top tower.

[07:49:14] All right

[07:49:17] No, we're good. Muda keep pushing that lane keep pushing that. Hey, I'm I'm and I'm daddy. I got you

[07:49:32] Come on, this is where everything matters the last fucking 10 minutes

[07:49:38] These stairs I just missed my fucking all that is causing me the fucking

[07:49:44] I

[07:49:49] Know man, I missed my fucking

[07:50:03] We are not in a position to take bear man. We have to get like a kill advantage then take bear

[07:50:07] So I was really the three guys on yet at all times that they like it's that they enjoy fucking me. I don't understand

[07:50:14] I

[07:50:19] Don't even understand what we're doing. I think they're pushing bot there's three of us bot

[07:50:28] Oh, we need dragon mood a dragon dragon

[07:50:30] What a dragon dragon dragon down come back down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm gonna come in coming coming coming. I don't have all

[07:50:37] But I'm down. What's the respawn? How long I'm on I'm on I'm on I'm on I'll be there

[07:50:41] I'll be there just in time. I'll be there just in time

[07:50:45] Delay the fight delay the fight. We have proud but they can hop you need to come. I'm here

[07:50:54] This dragon's gonna determine who wins the game it's gonna run into a team fight

[07:51:00] Are we getting in are we getting in wait wait, but you should we fight the people or should we fight drag?

[07:51:06] No, no, no

[07:51:11] We can hit dragon though like a little bit focus the players more important now. They have to push up to start a dragon

[07:51:17] Don't you start at the absolute level?

[07:51:19] I have worked none on this. I can fight break the dragon

[07:51:36] Yes, now we have now we have come on

[07:51:41] Now we end come on I gotta go

[07:51:44] they got it

[07:51:47] and then and then and then and then

[07:51:49] why are we calling I don't know

[07:51:52] maybe the fucking one HP bro

[07:51:55] come back there's a mortar guys on our

[07:51:58] side with the fuck

[07:52:00] fight them all

[07:52:02] and no we're not just ants

[07:52:04] it's an ant then ants

[07:52:06] I

[07:52:14] Back them off you guys should just end you guys should just end

[07:52:22] You recall that thing

[07:52:25] Why am I getting full?

[07:52:28] Nice

[07:52:30] Should we take Baron?

[07:52:31] Should we take Baron?

[07:52:32] This game doesn't make sense!

[07:52:34] Should we take Baron?

[07:52:35] Why am I getting focused on the tower?

[07:52:36] What?

[07:52:37] We should have been Baron, I think.

[07:52:42] I don't think we can go Baron after that Baron.

[07:52:54] Oh, because I hit the enemy.

[07:52:55] I forgot about that chat.

[07:52:57] Nine.

[07:52:58] Yeah, because of the enemy.

[07:53:00] We can't end.

[07:53:03] We have to get vision around Baron.

[07:53:05] I'm down.

[07:53:06] I'm down.

[07:53:07] I'm going to go Baron.

[07:53:08] I'm going to go Baron.

[07:53:09] I'm going to go Baron.

[07:53:10] I'm going to go Baron.

[07:53:11] Go Baron now.

[07:53:12] Set up work.

[07:53:13] There's too many.

[07:53:14] There's too many.

[07:53:15] There's too many.

[07:53:16] I have vision.

[07:53:17] I have vision.

[07:53:18] I have vision all over up there.

[07:53:19] Okay.

[07:53:20] Wait for me.

[07:53:21] We cannot start Baron without me because I have much smile.

[07:53:23] Yeah, yeah.

[07:53:24] I'm here.

[07:53:25] I'm here.

[07:53:26] I'm here.

[07:53:28] Mordekaiser's here with anything better now

[07:53:38] I'm taking but we're taking bear right now take bear take bear take bear take bear

[07:53:43] They're trying that

[07:53:52] Wait, did we lose the game

[07:54:27] I

[07:54:32] Recall bro, I need my item

[07:54:42] Okay, we took Baron all four or the rank below they should add a rank below iron where only you are there appreciate that TV

[07:54:52] All right now just push them in your way

[07:55:24] What is that guy thinking all day

[07:55:45] That's one that's one me ho that's one

[07:55:54] Oh my god, I'm really the only fucking shit.

[07:56:03] We're not after that right thing.

[07:56:06] Yeah!

[07:56:07] Yeah!

[07:56:08] Yeah!

[07:56:09] Yeah!

[07:56:10] Yeah!

[07:56:11] Bro, oh my god, we won!

[07:56:13] We won!

[07:56:14] We won!

[07:56:15] We won!

[07:56:16] We won!

[07:56:17] We won!

[07:56:18] We won!

[07:56:19] We won!

[07:56:20] We won!

[07:56:21] We won!

[07:56:22] We won!

[07:56:23] One oh, okay, that was cinema. Let's see staff. Let's see stats. Let's see stats. I'm down

[07:56:32] Oral

[07:56:40] Yes, I told you I was fucking him in his little tight little asshole. I was fucking him bro

[07:56:46] Yes, good fucking shit. I wonder what I heard

[07:56:49] I got 22 LP bro 22, bro

[07:56:53] All right, bro, you wanna play another one?

[07:56:55] Yes! Are you crazy?

[07:56:56] I feel like I, I, oh, when I am winning this game

[07:56:59] and I do good, I feel like I did crack.

[07:57:02] Yes, bro.

[07:57:03] I'm not kidding, John.

[07:57:04] I think it leaves the best game of all time.

[07:57:05] Like, hey, you up, you up, you up, you up, you up.

[07:57:07] I'm full, I'm full, I'm full, I'm full, I'm full.

[07:57:10] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[07:57:14] Don't cue yet.

[07:57:15] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

[07:57:16] Let me know what it's like.

[07:57:17] Let me know what it's hitting.

[07:57:19] Somebody call 911.

[07:57:27] Uh.

[07:57:30] Hamza boy, did you see what I did there, coach?

[07:57:33] Did you see that shit, bro?

[07:57:35] E, Q3, Alt.

[07:57:36] Bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh.

[07:57:37] You have slain an enemy.

[07:57:45] You have slain an enemy.

[07:57:46] T-T-T-T-T-T-Penta Kill! Penta Kill!

[07:57:50] S-Such crazy, such crazy bro.

[07:57:53] Hamza said, Muda, you have the best mechanics I've ever seen in my entire life.

[07:57:57] You are a challenger in one month.

[07:57:59] That's my coach, bro. That's my coach, bro.

[07:58:02] Yeah, bro, I hear you, bro. It's good.

[07:58:04] Muda!

[07:58:05] Yo, yo, yo!

[07:58:06] Can you hear me?

[07:58:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's good, what's good, bro?

[07:58:10] I'm not kidding, bro.

[07:58:12] Yeah?

[07:58:12] Chat. Get it out serious.

[07:58:14] I'm gonna be completely unbiased

[07:58:19] Completely unbiased bro, I'm not gonna lie what I was

[07:58:29] Oh

[07:58:32] Yo, uh, can I

[07:58:34] Yo, yeah, I hear you. I'm being dead ass serious, bro. Yeah, I

[07:58:40] I legitimately think League might be the best game I've ever created.

[07:58:45] I'm not telling you this game is fire, bro.

[07:58:47] This game is legitimately fire.

[07:58:49] Yo, except by the, except, except, except, except, except, except, except, except.

[07:58:53] Chat.

[07:58:54] Chat.

[07:58:57] What other game have I got into that I've actually played every day for 25 days in a row, besides League?

[07:59:04] Dude, it's hard to explain.

[07:59:06] Like, I literally, well, first of all, when I first learned about League,

[07:59:09] I was like this game is ass. I'm never gonna like it

[07:59:12] Well, I spent like maybe but you have to spend a little bit of hours just to get into it once you get into it

[07:59:17] It's literally the addiction starts bro. It literally starts

[07:59:22] Oh Chats I'm chess

[07:59:24] Champion check which I ban Lee. I'm gonna play chess two months in a row

[07:59:27] But chat to be fair though chess is like the greatest board game of all time

[07:59:31] I didn't league is the greatest video game of all time because

[07:59:35] The reason why league is the best game ever made in my opinion

[07:59:39] is because the wins and losses mean so much.

[07:59:43] Like when you play a game of League, it literally captivates your mind, body and soul for an entire hour.

[07:59:50] Like you really want to win.

[07:59:52] Like you want to win so bad and then when you lose you want to beat the fuck out of whoever sold you.

[07:59:58] No other game can really affect your soul the same way that League can

[08:00:02] in where no other game can make you as happy as League and no other game can make you as mad as League.

[08:00:07] Well because it's like a bunch of both it's because you went on a live role because like since the start of the game all the way to the end

[08:00:13] It's like you're edging bro. It's like it's edging slowly and slowly and slowly slowly

[08:00:18] And then when you break the Nexus you just bust I'll bring back. I'm gonna get some water. Oh

[08:00:24] Yeah, I don't know if I should go and do I have time um

[08:00:28] Go now go go go go go go go go go go go go bro chap the thing is bro um

[08:00:35] Um, no, bro, I love you.

[08:00:37] You can say it about every competitive game you can't

[08:00:39] though, bro.

[08:00:40] Check.

[08:00:41] Bro, I played a game of League this morning that was over an hour

[08:00:44] long.

[08:00:45] I've been playing video games for 24 years.

[08:00:47] I've never played a game ever in my life that was over an hour

[08:00:50] long.

[08:00:51] Bro, every game of League, it's like its own individual, just

[08:00:56] movie of depression, happiness, sadness, laughter,

[08:01:01] frustration.

[08:01:02] You're literally watching every game.

[08:01:04] it's a movie. You start out with the fucking intro, you build up, you build up, you build

[08:01:10] up to the climax, some huge dragon fight, and then you end, the ending is cinematic. Bro,

[08:01:17] I'm just saying bro, League of Legends, in my opinion, even though I suck at the game,

[08:01:23] is probably the best game ever created. Yeah. Realistically, I'm not gonna lie

[08:01:28] you it probably is the best game and also champion it's the most popular game

[08:01:33] ever bro literally bro in Asia chat goes a pop of these came is

[08:01:45] I'm a child where what the fuck is a dirt check it's all right I don't know

[08:01:53] What I will say about League, bro, is League has made me extremely, extremely happy.

[08:02:01] Like the highs in League are really high.

[08:02:03] And the lows are really high.

[08:02:04] And the lows are really high.

[08:02:05] And the lows are really high.

[08:02:06] They say there's no rest for the wiki.

[08:02:07] They say there's no rest for the wiki.

[08:02:08] They say there's no rest for the wiki.

[08:02:09] And I keep saying that.

[08:02:10] Asia doesn't equal the world?

[08:02:11] No, bro.

[08:02:12] I'm not talking about Asia.

[08:02:13] I'm talking about the world.

[08:02:14] I'm saying, where is League?

[08:02:15] there's no rest for the wicked.

[08:02:17] Asia doesn't equal the world?

[08:02:19] No, bro. I'm not talking about Asia.

[08:02:21] I'm saying, League is the most popular game in the world.

[08:02:24] And there's probably a reason for it.

[08:02:26] It's bikes are good game, bro.

[08:02:32] Minions has spawned.

[08:02:34] What's up? League of Legends?

[08:02:37] No post is cinematic.

[08:02:39] Like once a year.

[08:02:41] And it'll get 400 million views.

[08:02:43] What other game has ever done that?

[08:02:46] I don't know if that can show Matt, bro, cause I'm just gonna get sniped.

[08:02:51] I'm just gonna get sniped, and we got sniped first game on, but they're trying to get banned by Yoan and fuck me.

[08:02:56] I

[08:03:07] In iron a year it's almost as terrifying as the piece of floating seaweed

[08:03:14] What the fuck is this chat? What are those guys abilities, bro?

[08:03:21] I'm ghosting you this game fuck

[08:03:23] chat what is this ability

[08:03:38] hey Muda, alright listen, lock in okay

[08:03:40] dude I'm getting like what is this chat

[08:03:42] what is this canister

[08:03:43] hi guys get record on stream

[08:03:45] Muda, lock the fucking okay

[08:03:53] The truth is, this dog is a plot of the deadbeat.

[08:04:08] Bro, what the fuck is this character chat?

[08:04:12] What is this?

[08:04:14] What are you- Bro, what are you raging about?

[08:04:17] I'm here! This guy is literally poking me!

[08:04:21] Bro take like yo, yo, yo, you're not gonna play good if you panic league. It's not a game

[08:04:26] We're panicking help bro focus the fuck up and I actually upgraded my

[08:04:33] Upgraded the wrong shit

[08:04:43] Bocha, I don't understand bro

[08:04:50] camera broken

[08:05:02] mooder remember mocking okay yeah yeah wait wait wait what's going on with this

[08:05:07] year are you losing your lane mm-hmm right now I am yeah bro what the are

[08:05:12] you fucking you're eating chill I'm losing your lane and you're eating I'm

[08:05:17] I'm eating an apple!

[08:05:19] What the actual fuck?

[08:05:21] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[08:05:23] Don't ever pull some shit like that again!

[08:05:25] You're losing your lane and you're eating!

[08:05:27] The fuck?

[08:05:29] I'm eating an apple!

[08:05:37] I'm not losing my lane, though.

[08:05:39] I just have new characters. I've never played this character yet.

[08:05:41] I'm just getting over an issue.

[08:05:47] I would never eat in the middle of a losing game.

[08:05:53] You don't deserve to eat.

[08:05:55] Like yo, Hamza, you're my co-

[08:05:57] Bro, what are you saying?

[08:05:58] Bro, he's right.

[08:06:00] That's why that guy's challenger.

[08:06:02] Bro, you think that guy loses his lane recalls than eats?

[08:06:05] No, bro.

[08:06:06] Fuck no.

[08:06:08] He doesn't lose his lane.

[08:06:10] Wake up!

[08:06:12] Oh my god, I'm actually fucking losing my lane right now bro, it's actually pissing me off.

[08:06:19] Hamza, can you tell me what to do against this fucking character bro?

[08:06:23] I don't know what to do bro, I literally have no idea.

[08:06:35] I'll handle this

[08:06:41] What are you doing good?

[08:07:03] I'm locked.

[08:07:05] I'm literally like locked in right now, bro, because I'm bursting a character.

[08:07:08] You know when you burst a character you've never burst before bro?

[08:07:12] That's what's happening.

[08:07:13] So I'm learning as I load bro.

[08:07:15] I don't burst characters, I just jungle.

[08:07:18] I jungle and watch my teammates.

[08:07:20] Okay bro, so you have an easy one.

[08:07:23] Yep.

[08:07:24] Fuck, I wouldn't want to head out of the way.

[08:07:32] I have a bot gank and a half, I'm gonna gank the fuck out of bot, let me cup through the

[08:07:49] water.

[08:07:50] I have suffered a lot of damage for heroes and boons.

[08:07:55] And J. Boney of course.

[08:08:08] I mean this character is literally just fucking games.

[08:08:12] Yeah, bitch!

[08:08:14] Yes!

[08:08:16] My gold.

[08:08:18] Fuck you, Jim.

[08:08:20] Let's go.

[08:08:22] Like, Hamzell, what do I do, bro?

[08:08:30] Do I have a heart?

[08:08:36] Bro, if I can level 6 up, it's some ganking, man.

[08:08:38] I'm ganking there, I'm ganking there, what are you ready, no no no no no no no no no I'm retonging

[08:09:08] When the briar match, yeah, we did the briar didn't do shit

[08:09:20] Why's my chat saying the azir is an iron isn't iron I'm telling you why he's going crazy, bro

[08:09:28] Which out what did he do that made him not iron bro, I'm locked in to see but this guy's made him not

[08:09:38] I should have used ignite chat.

[08:09:43] Lolahi I should have used ignite lolahi.

[08:09:46] You know what I know my mistake now and I'm not going to use it.

[08:09:53] Jeb what did I fear do?

[08:09:58] I did a Shamira shuffle.

[08:10:08] Nice

[08:10:12] Yeah, you look good you don't overestimate

[08:10:17] No one places here an iron but yeah, you can't say somebody's

[08:10:22] Is this you're actually that hard to play the attached word no iron

[08:10:25] No, so Hamza Hamza Hamza you said all in right Hamza Hamza you know my own coach said all

[08:10:43] in I'm not I'm not listening to my coach ever again. I need you coach this fucking retard

[08:10:47] I'm not even getting we're gonna lose because of you bro

[08:10:55] Don't worry, okay, okay, please kill him off

[08:11:06] So Muda Muda, why are you tower diving? Yeah, I know I know my coach

[08:11:10] I apologize my coach was literally he said to do it, and I'm never listening to him again

[08:11:16] I don't even know how he got the fucking challenge

[08:11:18] If your coach told you to jump off a bridge with you. No, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you that I'm said it's not ass

[08:11:25] He literally said the fucking all in him. Yeah, but you have a delay so like maybe he said to all in eight seconds ago not now

[08:11:33] It would have actually what the fuck was that?

[08:11:35] This guy's not iron by the way, one law he's not ironed, one law he's not ironed.

[08:11:42] Bro you say it's every game, just win your lane, win your lane!

[08:11:46] You tower dove!

[08:11:47] I don't want to hear shit!

[08:11:49] You're crying about him being a smurf.

[08:11:51] You tower dove!

[08:12:05] I'm gonna fuck it into the fucking game like yeah, this guy's not iron you can suck my fat cock

[08:12:35] Yeah, there's more to life than holding Q, guys.

[08:12:45] I'm gonna need some help here now, Muda.

[08:12:53] I'm gonna need some help now.

[08:12:55] Where are you?

[08:12:56] Okay.

[08:12:57] I'm getting 91.

[08:12:58] I don't know.

[08:12:59] Where are you?

[08:13:00] I just spy- I had to recall.

[08:13:03] Are you good?

[08:13:10] I mean like I don't know I'm playing okay for my standards so 2-0.

[08:13:20] Most CS on the team besides Jin, 2-0.

[08:13:25] I mean fuck.

[08:13:26] I mean how do I get past this guy though?

[08:13:29] Like I don't understand chat am I doing something wrong?

[08:13:32] look at this chat like this is disgusting like I can't do anything like

[08:13:41] literally how much does he have nice

[08:13:47] I'm out of it, out of it, out of it.

[08:13:49] Stay right back.

[08:13:58] Or maybe I'll be able to get you refraining.

[08:14:00] What I would have.

[08:14:01] Please kill him, he's fucking half.

[08:14:04] I'm two levels under level.

[08:14:07] Oh my god.

[08:14:11] I mean, Chai killed me one time.

[08:14:12] I killed him one time.

[08:14:13] He just has a higher CS than me

[08:14:15] I literally cannot farm with this character.

[08:14:30] I will clean and scrape and serve my perish to the sticking point, if that's what it takes.

[08:14:36] Poison bullshit. What is that?

[08:14:39] I

[08:14:44] Have to steal minions though

[08:14:53] You know, I need you come to me dragon now, okay, I'm coming or after like like I don't know you're good

[08:15:04] Yeah, I'm just I didn't like trial and error cuz I don't know what like I don't know what to do

[08:15:09] I'm getting a little tilted bro, I'm getting a little tilted.

[08:15:15] I guess I can just kind of bait it.

[08:15:26] Yeah, it's easy to bait it.

[08:15:28] But how do I get my CS now though?

[08:15:30] And just look at that.

[08:15:31] Like what is that?

[08:15:33] So he's level 11.

[08:15:35] Dude, I'm gonna fuck the whole thing up.

[08:15:38] I'm not inting I said this guy has one kill you dumb ass

[08:15:50] And I have one kill to how am I in this?

[08:15:56] Yes, bro try to fucking yes, I guess this character. What's right up here China CS against this guy's character

[08:16:02] It's like it. I don't even want to fight against them

[08:16:08] No Jesus Christ Jesus Christ

[08:16:13] Like you just made a smurf on my life is a smurf on my life is a smurf

[08:16:18] on my life

[08:16:21] I'll give you the one smurf earlier. I owe chief chief. We can't just say smurf every time you lose your lane

[08:16:28] We can't say smurf every time you lose your lane, bro, but

[08:16:38] fucking our tower

[08:16:45] this is the end of the paint

[08:16:48] like I mean how do I fight for the stuff

[08:16:55] I tried to gank mid but I was feeling good

[08:17:00] I'm going mid

[08:17:03] wait wait wait wait

[08:17:05] Muda, did you like? No no, bait him up, bait him up. Make him feel comfortable.

[08:17:08] I'm gonna fly him to him. I'm dead now, bro. I said bait him up, not...

[08:17:14] Yo, brother, brother, brother, what the fuck, Muda? What the fuck? Why are you up there?

[08:17:25] It's just, you can see I'm playing against the first character I've ever... I'm closing my chat,

[08:17:29] I'm not even looking at my chat. Honestly, I fucking hate all of you,

[08:17:32] Genuinely, I hate all of you. I literally closed my chat. I don't want to read a single message. You fucking retards. You fucking retards

[08:17:38] I'm gonna lose my mind on a punch all day. I swear to God. I

[08:17:41] Can't read a single message shop fuck everyone in this shop this dog shit shop fuck all of you

[08:17:45] Oh, I killed you

[08:17:48] Listen as long as you don't feed the easier anymore. I'm not I'm not only as one kill I'm feeding me as the air

[08:17:55] Yes, one kill on the retort

[08:17:57] MCS better

[08:18:02] 3d1 is here

[08:18:08] 3d1 is here, there's no reason why he shouldn't die here. He should always be dead here

[08:18:18] I'm gonna go for top cat

[08:18:24] Yo Muda, I need you to pull your head out of your ass on the CS floor

[08:18:28] You're losing by 100 CS. I didn't know that was possible

[08:18:32] Yes, I got you, bro.

[08:18:39] There's a guy.

[08:18:43] First chat buff TTS here, recalling Randy.

[08:18:46] Darius, help me! You fucking idiot, help me! Help me! Darius! Oh my god.

[08:18:52] I'm dead, the king?

[08:18:56] You help me to help me to-

[08:18:57] Where are you?

[08:18:59] No bro, your laner's not in your lane!

[08:19:03] Come to the fucking air out!

[08:19:06] Oh my god...

[08:19:09] Muda, if your laner is not in your lane, and I'm saying that I need help, where should

[08:19:14] you go?

[08:19:15] Where should you go, Muda?

[08:19:18] To you bro, to you.

[08:19:19] But I'm down 100 CS, and look what I'm fighting!

[08:19:24] I'm fighting Shadow clones from fucking Naruto!

[08:19:28] Like what is this character I'm so sick and tired of this.

[08:19:38] Well, I'm just a smurf.

[08:19:40] I don't give a fuck what anyone says.

[08:19:42] I literally just can't see ass.

[08:19:44] Bro, come on.

[08:19:46] Just can't see ass.

[08:19:48] He's a smurfing.

[08:19:50] Bro, if you try to see ass against this guy, it's impossible.

[08:19:54] It's impossible.

[08:19:56] Yes, shadow clones that guard you like it's Shaco Neil and Yao Ming Yao Ming and Shaco Neil are

[08:20:04] Guarding me every time I try to see us. What do you want me to do dumbass?

[08:20:18] God fuck night, but what am I gonna do? I don't care

[08:20:21] I'm already tilted bro. I don't care. Go Jack. Go Jack. We need to kill this guy. There's two Jacks. Two Jacks.

[08:20:28] Down, down, down, down, down, down. He already got it.

[08:20:34] Oh my god, you smite him! Oh my god, you smite him!

[08:20:38] Kill the brand. Kill the brand.

[08:20:44] Left to right, left to right.

[08:20:46] You literally said he a gold flat smurf from the church that closed in view.

[08:20:54] Yes!

[08:20:55] Bro, Jyxy, you are the best iron jungler, I don't know why you're on my ass bro, it's

[08:21:06] hurting, it's tilting me, but you know what, I'm going to give you power.

[08:21:10] Because you're emptying the game!

[08:21:11] Bro, if you fed the mid later again!

[08:21:14] Bro.

[08:21:15] What the fuck?

[08:21:16] shit dog shit fucking jungle you're terrible quit this fucking game you fucking pussy you'll be

[08:21:19] worse drunk than i tire fucking life i'm dying to the fattest deer

[08:21:31] the fattest deer killed me the fattest deer

[08:21:37] literally impossible fucking 100 sky by the left literally impossible

[08:21:46] I

[08:21:49] Washes the bill wake up organ loose wake up organ loose wake up organ loose

[08:22:00] Trying to report

[08:22:02] like what even is that what is that character he gets the dash of it that is

[08:22:16] not a fucking iron bow

[08:22:21] We need to work Baron in a minute.

[08:22:33] That's not a fucking item.

[08:22:43] Don't beat up meh-

[08:22:44] I'm not a lot of not.

[08:22:48] Loki need help on my mid my mid lane, bro

[08:22:53] I can try to get no, no, it's not even you do you bro. I just

[08:22:58] Play again, it's my first time

[08:23:00] He's the only guy on the team so like I feel like we should almost avoid him and not run after him

[08:23:04] Like I'm telling you bro fine. I'm running every other way. Yeah. Yeah, I do

[08:23:08] I'm gonna recall back on one hit. I literally just I can't even stand to look at my child up for the wall

[08:23:18] like a zlss

[08:23:20] like a zlss

[08:23:35] this is gonna jump a little bit in 5 seconds

[08:24:07] There's one more on us

[08:24:10] Okay, I'm gonna go there

[08:24:12] Okay, I'm gonna go there

[08:24:13] What do you want?

[08:24:14] There's a bear there, there's a bear there, there's a bear

[08:24:16] I'm going, I'm going, I'm going

[08:24:18] They're all dead, we have free bear

[08:24:20] NOOO!

[08:24:22] No one's fighting Bear except for me, what the fuck?

[08:24:25] Yeah, I need to go Baron

[08:24:26] I swear to God I'll report everyone on a steam

[08:24:28] Shhh

[08:24:30] No one's going Baron

[08:24:31] Why are we channeling?

[08:24:32] They're all dead

[08:24:33] Why would we channel?

[08:24:35] Oh my god, no one's fighting Baron bro

[08:24:37] Alright, forget about it. Maybe we're not strong enough to fight.

[08:24:39] Maybe we're not strong enough.

[08:24:41] Well, there's four of you guys. Like, how are we not...

[08:24:44] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I'm not fighting enough.

[08:24:54] And I just missed a fucking minion wave because of that fucking dumbass.

[08:24:57] Stupid fucking team.

[08:24:59] Sorry, yes, yes, sorry.

[08:25:01] I'm literally not fighting as you, bro. I don't care. I don't...

[08:25:04] I refuse to fight, I'm just a nerf.

[08:25:06] on your life all we got to do is just avoid him

[08:25:16] we got to start playing for this dragon 70 seconds get this dragon down down down

[08:25:20] down going going going going going

[08:25:23] okay about an item fuck me my technical pussy

[08:25:28] Be careful be careful

[08:25:33] Guys why am I getting 5v1

[08:25:43] I can't fight this bro I can't fight this

[08:25:50] Like this

[08:26:06] At least I got one bro

[08:26:10] I mean they got dragged bro I'm not gonna lie be careful what is yours here is yours here

[08:26:14] We have two drags all day up for oh my gosh

[08:26:18] Yeah, we need to do that dragon

[08:26:20] Let me use that Dragon.

[08:26:25] Is that elder? They have elder Dragon or not?

[08:26:27] What Dragon do they just get? Do we know?

[08:26:30] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[08:26:33] They don't have four Dragons, they have two, we have two, what do you mean?

[08:26:36] Do they have four?

[08:26:37] One time, they only have two.

[08:26:39] Oh, no, they have two. I read Turrets have Dragons.

[08:26:41] Okay, bro, get your fucking head out of your fucking ass.

[08:26:44] You're just tilted, I'm just so fucking hard.

[08:26:46] Stop!

[08:26:48] I need to see that spider walkie

[08:26:50] LISTEN!

[08:26:51] I'm gonna fight, I'm gonna go and fight Kaelin

[08:27:14] Help me, help me, help me

[08:27:17] other than the camp I'm so why is the game allowed to go in the middle of the game?

[08:27:21] that's so fucking stupid

[08:27:23] like this is what I'm talking about

[08:27:24] why is the game allowed to go in the middle of the game?

[08:27:27] yeah that was so bad

[08:27:28] we shouldn't have fought there bro

[08:27:30] dude

[08:27:34] I should have just went back

[08:27:35] but I didn't want to be called a baiter

[08:27:38] our gin, dude

[08:27:39] our gin is fed

[08:27:40] we might be able to win this

[08:27:41] bro our gin's 5-0

[08:27:43] there's 200 cs

[08:27:45] Bro our gym's gonna win us the game who is that bottom laner that's bot lane

[08:27:54] And you better see us is bad wait no because you're just no

[08:28:00] I have to like

[08:28:04] Never seen a like I don't know man

[08:28:06] I refuse to move these iron by the way

[08:28:14] Chad is saying you're smirking I'm telling you dude I'm telling you

[08:28:25] I don't know what's up with this guy bro, even the way he's moving this guy, I'm tellin'

[08:28:40] I told you bro and it's it's over this time

[08:28:56] No, I feel like we can literally kill everyone that's seen except for us here

[08:29:02] Levels above this shit

[08:29:10] I'm near Baron, you killed me Baron?

[08:29:20] I'm near Baron, you killed me Baron?

[08:29:30] Hey, be careful, it's a bait, it's a bait, be careful!

[08:29:37] I think we go baron.

[08:29:40] Hey, watch out.

[08:29:43] No, we can't, now we go.

[08:29:46] We have to win a team fight then go baron.

[08:29:55] We have to win a team fight then go Baron.

[08:30:02] Yeah but I feel like we can kill everyone and then leave as here for last and then just

[08:30:07] double kill.

[08:30:08] We need to focus everyone but this here.

[08:30:09] We gotta kill the shit players.

[08:30:10] Yeah.

[08:30:11] That's a nice one.

[08:30:12] You can start.

[08:30:13] Nah, I'm backing out though because I didn't even heal.

[08:30:14] I'm going to back off.

[08:30:15] I'm going to back off.

[08:30:16] I don't think we focused as you I feel we just hit everyone but it's not really

[08:30:42] I didn't recall, I have two grand left all the time.

[08:30:49] Yeah, I thought.

[08:30:50] Yeah, I think they might be sneaking Baron right now, I'm not even sure.

[08:30:57] We should have group Baron.

[08:30:59] Yeah, down.

[08:31:00] Or Drake, Drake or Baron, what do you want?

[08:31:05] Drake.

[08:31:06] Okay, let's go.

[08:31:08] You guys are crazy.

[08:31:10] I'm gonna take the top.

[08:31:12] I'm gonna CT out.

[08:31:14] Did they take it or no?

[08:31:16] This guy's a disposable fucking...

[08:31:18] What is that?

[08:31:20] I'm seeing shit this game.

[08:31:22] I've never seen before, by the way.

[08:31:24] Like, on Imonic.

[08:31:26] They were on a drake.

[08:31:30] Alright, let's see if we can go baron.

[08:31:32] I feel like we should fight first

[08:31:34] and then take baron, no?

[08:31:36] I

[08:31:42] Did it recall half HP to play I'm half HP and I haven't even seen shit before

[08:31:59] This guy is literally just

[08:32:01] ahhh, i hate this guy, every game just smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, smurf, every team

[08:32:13] this game is only enjoyable off stream, it's literally impossible to play this game

[08:32:18] i got to see it longer than last

[08:32:23] your turret has been destroyed

[08:32:25] literally just so hard

[08:32:27] it's disgusting to play what, literally

[08:32:31] I have a feeling do you see the second we get out of iron because there's just so much smurfs and iron that we're just gonna fly to like gold I

[08:32:39] Don't know yeah for sure one of us

[08:32:43] Why do you say it like that?

[08:32:45] No, I believe like I swear to God. There's just every game smurf smurf smurf. It's disgusting. I don't know

[08:33:01] I can't do anything about this here, it's disgusting.

[08:33:06] I can't even like EQ, like I normally would.

[08:33:09] It's so fast

[08:33:29] Don't be a seer

[08:33:33] Yeah, that's roll. Let's beg

[08:33:35] I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. I'm down. Yeah. If we don't take bearer to support

[08:33:47] both of you. We killed him. He's putting question marks. Yeah. Come on. Come on. I'm here. I'm

[08:33:56] here. Don't worry. Don't worry. Everybody. Everybody. Yo, brands right above us though.

[08:34:02] Are you gonna steal it or no?

[08:34:09] Is it possible for a jungler to smite and over a hard jungler to smite?

[08:34:17] Like he tried, you see that he was there, holy shit.

[08:34:20] Now we're gonna win.

[08:34:24] Kill the Brand, I'm gonna chase down the Brand.

[08:34:32] What is he doing there?

[08:34:45] I think we set up a plan

[08:34:47] Dude

[08:34:53] What do you need to find?

[08:34:54] I'm firing I'm firing I'm firing I'm firing I'm firing

[08:34:56] Wait wait I'm coming

[08:35:02] I don't know if I'm dead or not.

[08:35:12] Oh my god, Jhin is so good! Jhin, I love you!

[08:35:15] Jhin, I love you. Oh my god.

[08:35:20] Yes, I killed him, bro. I killed the best player on the fucking team.

[08:35:23] Bro, I think we're winning. I'm not even kidding.

[08:35:27] Well, that was so worth. That was so worth.

[08:35:29] worth. Him being dead, him being dead, bro, is literally, I'm gonna open up my chat again.

[08:35:34] I was so tilted. Oh shit. I'm not even playing that bad this game.

[08:35:41] So I remember I'm iron. I'm iron.

[08:35:49] Right, I think we set up drag. We try to get vision now.

[08:35:52] Okay, I mean, what do we go for Drake? I think we should start over to the top for drag

[08:36:05] We need to set up for drag bro

[08:36:21] Star yes, yes, they're saying to retrieve. Oh, that's you. God damn it. Just go just go just go now. They're there, bro

[08:36:35] I

[08:36:49] Got a fight first fight then drag yes, yes, yes, I do

[08:36:52] I'm gonna die. I just died. Oh my god, did we just throw?

[08:37:06] There's one down here in this bush. There's one down here in this bush.

[08:37:12] Just hide here, be careful.

[08:37:18] Hide! Like, what am I playing with?

[08:37:23] What? Like, actually what? What?

[08:37:28] We had Pryo. We killed Gragas. How did it?

[08:37:33] All of you guys died? What?

[08:37:37] No, no, it's winnable, no?

[08:37:41] Can we lose?

[08:37:47] Oh my god we lost.

[08:37:49] We lost.

[08:37:51] I mean maybe not.

[08:38:02] Cable dissented. Cable dissented. Hold up, hold up!

[08:38:05] Cable dissented. Jin's fag.

[08:38:08] Jin is fag and Cable is fag.

[08:38:11] No, I didn't know I didn't know I don't know

[08:38:41] I mean, I think it has been slain.

[08:38:44] Well, Jaxy, we can't even get mad, bro.

[08:38:46] They had a smurf.

[08:38:47] It's because y'all are fighting before we're there, though.

[08:38:49] You guys are fighting before we're there, dude.

[08:38:52] Like, we're like choosing to be the 35.

[08:38:54] Yeah, bro, but we can't even get mad, bro.

[08:38:56] It's literally smurfing.

[08:38:58] Like, it's... we can't get mad, bro.

[08:39:00] Like, yeah, we should have won this game a little bit over 30 minutes ago.

[08:39:04] We were such a fucking smurf, bro.

[08:39:08] Your turn has been destroyed.

[08:39:11] What are you complaining about me and champion select?

[08:39:19] It was easy for me.

[08:39:22] Like do you see?

[08:39:23] He's in our stream.

[08:39:24] He's just smurfing and sniping again.

[08:39:26] Again.

[08:39:27] What did he say?

[08:39:28] What did he say?

[08:39:29] He literally said in the chat you were complaining about me and champ select.

[08:39:34] It was easy for me anyway.

[08:39:38] So not only is he smurfing, but he's also sniping.

[08:39:44] So wait, we played three games of League of Legends tonight

[08:39:47] and three times we're still sniping us mercs.

[08:39:49] Yes bro, yes bro, yes, yes.

[08:39:50] Robo-Dog, you know what's funny?

[08:39:52] What?

[08:39:53] I actually think I get to snipe more playing with you.

[08:39:56] I'm not even kidding.

[08:39:57] I'm telling you, I don't know what it is, bro.

[08:39:59] I don't know what it is.

[08:40:00] I think it's because there's two of us, maybe.

[08:40:01] It's easier to like counter pick.

[08:40:03] You can't really counter pick a jungler.

[08:40:06] And it's always mid.

[08:40:07] Why is it always big?

[08:40:10] I mean, you did give that game a chat.

[08:40:21] Oh, my god.

[08:40:22] I'm off, bro.

[08:40:23] I'm not going to, like, yeah, bro.

[08:40:25] It's literally just snuffing.

[08:40:26] I'm not going to keep playing against the sniping Smurf.

[08:40:29] Yeah.

[08:40:29] Mike, like, I'm not even kidding.

[08:40:31] You know my chat just ragebates me all the time.

[08:40:33] Yeah.

[08:40:34] My entire chat is saying that he's smurfing.

[08:40:37] Yeah, my entire chat said the other guys

[08:40:41] Well, they were both smurfing

[08:40:43] You're the most perfect the guy the first game and this guy the one game in all the smurf I fuck them

[08:40:49] It's that all all right, but I'm off off road you these

[08:41:07] He's gold. I checked his profile.

[08:41:14] He's gold. I checked his profile.

[08:41:26] You need a 30 second delay, but I don't even care about getting sniped mid.

[08:41:30] I just care. I just care.

[08:41:33] I just care, bro, about just getting smurfed on.

[08:41:42] It's a high chance.

[08:41:43] Hamza, we did.

[08:41:45] Hamza, we full cammed.

[08:41:47] Hamza, we full cammed the entire game.

[08:41:50] Hamza, we full cammed the entire game.

[08:41:55] We had Q, we waited like a minute to three minutes

[08:41:59] and then Q'd and he still sniped.

[08:42:01] Jixi was showing the entire time.

[08:42:08] Bro, I don't know, man.

[08:42:31] you

[08:43:01] you

[08:43:31] you

[08:44:01] you

[08:44:31] you

[08:45:01] You