🟢 TODAY WILL BE A GOOD DAY 🟢

mooda

05-20-2026 · 6h 03m

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[00:06:01] Your body wants it.

[00:06:03] I know the thoughts.

[00:06:05] Oh, you bout it, bout it.

[00:06:08] You're a big girl.

[00:06:10] And it's your words.

[00:06:13] And I'ma let you do it, how you.

[00:06:16] Girl, I like you.

[00:06:18] Yeah!

[00:06:21] What the fuck?

[00:06:24] Girl, I like you.

[00:06:26] You'll be shocked.

[00:06:28] I was surprised, baby

[00:06:30] I got you, girl

[00:06:32] Oh, I got it, girl

[00:06:34] Bro, what the fuck?

[00:06:39] What do you guys mean, we got saved?

[00:06:42] We got saved. We got saved.

[00:06:45] We got saved. Even the camera doesn't want you.

[00:06:49] Yo, who do you think you're talking to, girl?

[00:06:52] I am the most build-looking streamer in the entire world.

[00:06:55] Don't ever say stop it you ugly as shit you fucking long-nosed Jewish bitch

[00:07:01] How many times I tell y'all I'm not I'm not Jewish I'm not Jewish

[00:07:06] Mooda when can I get a black tank top stream again?

[00:07:10] I can't when I get a stream of your fat ass. All right, so I can you you know so I can you uh

[00:07:16] You do that I can do that. All right. Anyway chat. How is everyone doing though generally man chat rate your morning on a

[00:07:22] scale of 1 to 10 chat rate your morning on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your morning on a scale of 1 to 10

[00:07:34] like a 5 out of 10 why is it a 5 out of 10 bro are you fucking crazy bro are you

[00:07:39] fucking crazy are you fucking crazy bro uh chat i need a song right now one sec give me one

[00:07:46] I need to look for a song

[00:07:54] Okay, I leaked leaked check Twitter

[00:07:56] We checked with a leak check Twitter leak check Twitter. How is everyone doing bro?

[00:08:03] We checked with the check Twitter, bro, we checked with it, bro, okay

[00:08:07] Okay, now.

[00:08:12] Shots!

[00:08:15] Muda, can you please get off the screen? You look revolting.

[00:08:18] Bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji, bomb emoji.

[00:08:23] Now listen, bro.

[00:08:24] Bomb emoji.

[00:08:26] I heard you good with them soft lips at Muda.

[00:08:30] Listen bro, listen bro, how is everyone doing man?

[00:08:38] How is everyone doing man?

[00:08:39] Xenon is cool RL with the 5 months I love you, add on with the 11 months I love you, so much

[00:08:43] God bless you, add to much with the 7 months I love you, so much God bless you.

[00:08:47] Shout out, listen man.

[00:08:50] Today, Nuda no more boosting for you.

[00:08:57] Diamond masses and apex fighters can only solo queue and apex legends

[00:09:20] Hold up

[00:09:27] So, as I start my fucking series to Pederer, as I start my series to Pederer, this is what happens.

[00:09:47] Muda, you're already a Pederer. Yo, do you want me to shut...

[00:09:51] Listen bro.

[00:10:05] Why man?

[00:10:06] Why the second I start the series they do this update bro.

[00:10:10] I feel like every game is like fucking on my ass for some reason bro.

[00:10:14] Genuinely bro.

[00:10:15] Genuinely, Genuinely, Gen-

[00:10:17] Game you touch they update the game just to make your life more miserable. Yo, bro. Stop that shit, bro

[00:10:23] Stop that shit stop that shit, bro stop that shit

[00:10:27] Anyway, bro, it's a sad day. It's a sad day. It's a sad day

[00:10:32] Uh chat today. We've been doing a league recently. We've done a lot of valorant segments

[00:10:37] So today we're gonna take a day off from the valorant segments

[00:10:40] All right chat also update. Uh, we have currently, um

[00:10:45] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven days to move out of this house before we get kicked out.

[00:10:54] We have eleven days, we have eleven days to play, to move out of this house before we get kicked out.

[00:11:02] Baza, rat.

[00:11:03] Hey, Muda, we miss you in the furry community when are you coming back?

[00:11:08] Are you fucking stupid, bro? What are you saying?

[00:11:10] I'm not a fucking furry, bro. Don't make me punch this monitor. Stop that ass. Actually, actually

[00:11:17] Big bro with the three months, I love you so much. God bless you bro atlas with the 11 months

[00:11:21] I love you bro. God bless you just moving with me brah

[00:11:24] Why would I even chat in here LL well zero hose in here? Are you crazy? I have the biggest

[00:11:30] I have first of all my girls aren't hose don't ever say something like that ever again before I fucking ban your bitch

[00:11:34] Second of all, I have a lot of beautiful ladies in this chat. Chat type one if you're a lady. Chat type one if you're a lady.

[00:11:40] Are you a mooder who knew my fab lesbians?

[00:11:49] Don't ever disrespect my community ever again bro. Don't ever disrespect my community ever again. You understand me? Don't ever disrespect my community ever again.

[00:11:57] All right, not anybody today is going to be a fun day if that is true.

[00:12:08] Is that actually true chat?

[00:12:10] Is that actually true?

[00:12:11] Let's check it out.

[00:12:12] I need to open up steam and see is apex legends only solo queueable.

[00:12:16] It's solo queueable only we're going to place a valorant very little bit of valorant.

[00:12:22] Then we are going to place up apex and try to get diamond one today.

[00:12:26] And if we can get diamond one today, we're gonna go to diamond one and then we're gonna

[00:12:30] play some eight pack uh, League of Legends and then we're gonna call it a day.

[00:12:33] We're gonna call it a day.

[00:12:34] Now, first of all chat, do y'all give me permission to clean my monitor bro.

[00:12:38] There's a lot of spit on my monitor.

[00:12:40] There's a lot of spit on my monitor bro.

[00:12:42] Can I go clean it bro?

[00:12:53] You are our slave lick it clean like what he's I'm gonna punch you in the head, bro

[00:13:04] React yes, we're gonna do react. I just want to I want to just see if the update is true

[00:13:09] I want to see if the update is true

[00:13:11] How do I know if it's true?

[00:13:24] Yo Mooda-ong I think we need some game switch ups.

[00:13:27] It's low key being on the same rotation.

[00:13:30] Chat agrees.

[00:13:33] It's a roll out.

[00:13:34] So roll out for some people.

[00:13:45] What is this?

[00:13:49] Seems like the update is slowly rolling out.

[00:13:56] Jesus, that.

[00:13:59] Muda, it's sad that you can't play Rainbow Six Siege anymore.

[00:14:02] How do I tell you I'm playing Rainbow Six Siege off-screen?

[00:14:05] They just shut up, benefiting on an account that they'll never find.

[00:14:09] And the name is so weird, they'll never find out the name.

[00:14:14] They'll never find me out, bro, they'll never find me out.

[00:14:17] They'll really never find it.

[00:14:18] All I'm gonna say is that has something to do with Pringles.

[00:14:21] I

[00:14:51] The anti-cheat and it's like a code.

[00:14:56] Did that make games?

[00:14:59] Snipe my computer?

[00:15:01] Dude, high-five?

[00:15:02] I've never seen an uglier human being than high-fives like genuine.

[00:15:09] Like, what is this?

[00:15:12] What the fuck is high-fives?

[00:15:15] Like, what is this for sure?

[00:15:17] Like, what the fuck is this?

[00:15:20] Look in the mirror says you ironic you're more chopped

[00:15:38] Mura says you bar

[00:15:50] Let's see what reacts is up to do, all right?

[00:15:57] Let's see.

[00:16:00] A great pilot, great pilot here.

[00:16:07] Follow that man, follow that man, follow that man.

[00:16:14] What the hell?

[00:16:18] Yo, can y'all stop turning me into a Jew?

[00:16:24] Like why do y'all want me to be Jewish so bad?

[00:16:29] Why do y'all want me to be Jewish so bad, I don't understand.

[00:16:35] What do you mean not AI?

[00:16:38] Like obviously you guys are adding this haircut to me, bro.

[00:16:43] I don't have this haircut coming off of me bro.

[00:16:50] Is there a fucking, do you guys like have a jew fetish? Like genuinely.

[00:16:54] Why do y'all want me to be jewish so bad? I'm Lebanese bro.

[00:17:00] My top 25 favorite streamers.

[00:17:03] XQC slash Kai Senat, Staber Ronaldo, Jynxie, Joel Bart, Jason Nguyen, I Show Speed, Lacey, Muda.

[00:17:14] Aww, really? Why is Rekai even on your list? Why is Rekai even on your list?

[00:17:33] Did she respond to me yes or no bro?

[00:17:41] Did she respond to me yes or no?

[00:17:44] Did she respond to me yes or no?

[00:17:45] Muda is lost laughing emoji.

[00:17:48] Okay?

[00:17:49] Let's see if I'm washed.

[00:17:51] Yeah, that's not my fault.

[00:17:55] Yeah, that's not my fault. Anyway, activity... let's see what we got going on here. Where's

[00:18:07] the high mommy? Where's the high mommy? Comment.

[00:18:21] I'm still scorching out in these two

[00:19:21] That's why we made race glasses a way to see life from other perspectives.

[00:19:34] For example, if I set the race glasses to Asian mode and put them on, my vision goes

[00:19:39] from this to the Asian perspective.

[00:19:43] I can't say the cherry blossoms are so beautiful.

[00:19:48] It makes it you can walk on my island someone's shoes and you know the cherry blossoms are super

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[00:22:18] Hey!

[00:22:19] Here's me, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby!

[00:22:21] Frantic, if you ever needed someone to fuck in the asshole, you could fuck me, bro.

[00:22:26] If you ever, ever, ever need anything from me, an airplane, anything, I will give you anything, Frantic.

[00:22:34] Frantic, thank you so much for the 200 gifted subs for my birthday, bro.

[00:22:39] 200 gifted subs for my birthday.

[00:22:42] Hey Siri, FaceTime, Melvin!

[00:23:15] Keep going just keep going, please

[00:23:34] I think I love you so much, bro. Wallahi. I love you, bro. Wallahi. I love you both

[00:23:38] Oh, by the way, y'all don't want to know what I search up in the search bar every time I search this song up, by the way.

[00:23:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:23:49] What the fuuuuck?

[00:23:52] If this guy can say it, we can say it too.

[00:24:10] No, no, no, no, no.

[00:24:12] If this guy can type it out, I should be able to type it out too.

[00:24:18] All right, lead the way, Muda, smiley face.

[00:24:45] I love you so much, bro.

[00:24:46] Thank you so much for all the gifts and sums, bro, while I love you.

[00:24:52] Wild Mooder, today I feel prideful and proud of you.

[00:24:55] I hope it doesn't turn out your view-bottom, it would break my heart and trust.

[00:25:15] Does he know?

[00:25:16] Does he know?

[00:25:17] Does he know?

[00:25:18] I'm actually going to call high-fives real quick.

[00:25:21] Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling, Mooda calling.

[00:25:30] Wait, you can curve your ma-bar.

[00:25:37] Are you like, are you stupid?

[00:25:44] What would you rate this individual on a scale of 1 to 10?

[00:25:51] Like let's say you're at the club with your girlfriends and you guys are all girls, you

[00:25:56] are all taking shots and drinks, it's a girl night, it's a girl night, you look to your

[00:26:03] left and you see this man staring at you.

[00:26:05] Do you A. Give him your number.

[00:26:07] B. Pepper spray him in the eyes or C. Call the police.

[00:26:14] D, I'm killing myself.

[00:26:34] What the fuck happened here?

[00:26:37] Genuinely.

[00:26:38] What are you guys even turning me into?

[00:26:40] Speed.

[00:26:41] Number one.

[00:26:42] Okay.

[00:26:43] Number two, okay, jinxie number three. Yeah, what makes jinxie number three?

[00:26:49] Do I bitch slap the fuck out of this guy?

[00:26:53] Do I genuinely bitch slap the fuck out of this guy?

[00:26:58] Number three. Yeah, what makes jinxie number three?

[00:27:04] Do I slap this shit out of you, bro, do I slap this shit out of you?

[00:27:13] Like, uh, listen, bro.

[00:27:24] First of all, there's two things wrong with this list.

[00:27:27] First of all, I shall speed is number one.

[00:27:30] Second of all, Jig C is number two.

[00:27:33] Third of all, Muda is supposed to be on number three.

[00:27:40] Like what are you saying, bro?

[00:27:42] Genuinely, what are you saying? I'm supposed to be number three here, bro

[00:27:47] I'm supposed to be number three. It's supposed to be it's supposed to be it's supposed to be speed

[00:27:54] Jinxie Muda high-fives and

[00:27:57] And it should just be like that bro. It should genuinely be like that. Yeah, I was but there's a reason there is a reason

[00:28:04] Why I'm on 38,000 point six viewers

[00:28:08] There is a reason why I have thirty eight point six thousand viewers

[00:28:17] yeah thirty thousand bots lol are you stupid do I look like out of you I would

[00:28:24] never have you by a million years I would never

[00:28:38] I

[00:29:08] Shishi, thank you so much, Hive Eyes, for the 3,000 of you who were rated.

[00:29:32] I appreciate you so much, I love you, and I would suck your dick if I could, genuinely.

[00:29:38] I would suck your dick if I could.

[00:29:39] Generally, bro, I love you so much.

[00:29:41] I love you.

[00:29:42] And thank you so much.

[00:29:44] I'm not singing the lyrics, but shushi.

[00:29:48] Thank you so much.

[00:29:49] I love you.

[00:29:50] Shushi, I love you.

[00:29:51] Chai, I thought you'd say it, right?

[00:29:52] Is it shushi or shushi?

[00:29:55] It's shushi, right?

[00:29:57] Chai, it's shushi, right?

[00:30:08] I didn't make anyone say hey Siri, hey Siri, call, uh, call Drake.

[00:30:18] I don't see a Drake in your contacts.

[00:30:22] Hey Siri, call Ariana Grande.

[00:30:26] One option I see is Ariana Afghan restaurant on Michigan Avenue.

[00:30:32] Hey Siri, call up.

[00:30:36] 21,000 viewers and I'm somebody I'll ask me muta, muta, muta, muta, muta, 21,000 viewers

[00:30:48] these days, huh?

[00:30:49] And I'm going to tell you all right now, man, listen, bro, life is amazing when you're

[00:30:53] the biggest streamer in the world, bro, like genuinely, man, the biggest streamer in

[00:30:59] the world, bro, the biggest streamer in the fucking world, man, y'all are talking

[00:31:03] right now chat chat you are currently talking to the biggest streamer in the world how does it feel

[00:31:11] how does it feel bro how does it feel to be talking to the biggest streamer in the world right now bro

[00:31:33] One day you will reach Rekai's levels. I don't even think if I had Vubots I would even reach

[00:31:42] to Rekai's level. There's Vubotters and then there's like literally there needs to be a

[00:31:48] bot called Neon. Like we can make a bot called Neon bro. Like genuinely. It needs to be

[00:31:53] the Neon package. You all know how they have like the Silver package, the Gold package,

[00:31:58] the Platinum package, the Diamond package, the Champion package. Then there needs to

[00:32:03] be like a neon package like literally right there genuinely oh I don't know

[00:32:07] also needs to be like a burnt peanut option at the top that's it anybody

[00:32:11] ropes enough shots fired well let's just chill out so what do y'all do on

[00:32:15] your free time because it's genuinely concerning like

[00:32:19] literally concerning what do you guys do on your free time

[00:32:28] Opened up YouTube and thought Muda was on this ad.

[00:32:36] Do you guys think like I look like everyone?

[00:32:39] Like genuinely do you guys think that?

[00:32:42] Bro someone said I look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[00:32:46] Are you stupid?

[00:32:48] I look nothing like that man.

[00:32:51] Bro y'all literally say, y'all literally say I look like everyone.

[00:32:57] I'll literally say I look like everyone, bro, literally.

[00:33:00] I'm at the mall right now and I just got chick-fil-a.

[00:33:03] It gave me this fucking burger.

[00:33:05] This shit looked like a little Jewish kid.

[00:33:13] Jesus, bro.

[00:33:22] Is that real?

[00:33:23] Is that real?

[00:33:25] Is that a water balloon?

[00:33:27] Listen, I'll tell you what Drake listen. I'll tell you what bro. Okay. I'm ready

[00:33:35] I'm ready to actually leave my house for once. I'm ready. Okay me you then Aiden

[00:33:41] Whoever else Kai obviously whoever else it's time. It's time to go on an adventure

[00:33:47] I'm ready. I'm ready to leave my house the first time in six years. So, okay. What about me?

[00:33:53] What what about train Rex TV?

[00:33:57] I don't even fuck bro, I have to train and drink or I'll lick it up bro, I'll lick it up so I don't go fuck.

[00:34:04] Chad is gonna answer, don't trip.

[00:34:09] Chad, train literally never dodges my calls.

[00:34:13] Train legitimately never dodges my calls bro, legitimately never, like never bro, never to no use.

[00:34:57] Yo, what is this train clip?

[00:35:18] What is train doing?

[00:35:19] Alright, first clip of the day if you're watching in YouTube, like and sub, or I will

[00:35:27] TOUCH YOU! ADRATIVELY!

[00:35:31] First give it to the next. Stop! It's a casual clip.

[00:35:38] Okay. If he's allowed to say it, I'm allowed to say it.

[00:35:41] Uh, if... if someone doesn't drop a prime sub or a tier one sub in the next 37 seconds, I'm gonna fuck you.

[00:35:57] No one sub so he can

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[00:42:12] How horny like boy my balls are down on my knees right now bro not my brother. He needed a bus

[00:42:20] I had sex last night though

[00:42:23] Shit, what's it's a social level bro. It's high a

[00:42:26] I think a year ago I got blood work done. It was like 770

[00:42:31] That's that's actually really that's actually really hot. Yeah, I don't know how good I don't know how people get like a

[00:42:38] I'm 22. I just turned 22

[00:42:40] Yeah, and I was really hot. That's good. I was like 620 years

[00:42:45] 20

[00:42:48] I can tell you have high testosterone daddy

[00:42:50] Listen, I'm really I don't work on them. I got man boots. I got highest estrogen right now

[00:42:54] No, bro

[00:42:57] Can you tell me cool that Moses loves her listen bro, what do you mean? Can you tell Nicole that Moses loves her?

[00:43:04] What does that mean? Huh? I don't know. Anyway, you know what you mean you have another student. I'm not that I was supposed to be

[00:43:11] What am I what am I sure my friends? I got you though

[00:43:15] Well, I need to be your only like

[00:43:18] You need to be my mentor, bro. You know, I got you. I got you. Don't worry. I want to be your descendant, bro

[00:43:24] I want to be here. I got you. I got you

[00:43:29] I thought you got the 21 though all stream is a lot easier, right all stream bro. No one can stop me

[00:43:36] Bro, bro, bro. I was watching today. I swear to God like I'm not a lot

[00:43:40] I feel you get over stimulated on stream

[00:43:41] But you know you don't do this shit that I'll be telling you also

[00:43:44] I did not tell you to do some of these plays and you were blaming me

[00:43:48] Yeah, there was one moment where you told me to dive under tower and don't I did not I did not say dive

[00:43:54] I said all in I didn't say dive under the fucking tower and then die. Okay. I miss I may have missed have heard

[00:44:02] But anyways the 20 bomb yesterday, how was it how did it feel well

[00:44:05] I always jump 20 bombs two days ago and three days ago. I did an offscreen as well and dropped like 80,000 damage

[00:44:11] That's really good. I think I think right now. It's like you you have the mechanics, right?

[00:44:16] You have mechanics. Yeah, you still don't want to close out game. Yeah. Yeah, but you know

[00:44:20] I got way better at that now. I focus Drake. I focus Baron

[00:44:25] When I get my tower, I crash the wave every time I recall I crash the wave and go bot lane

[00:44:31] And back around dragon or Baron one minute before like

[00:44:38] I did not see that when you're playing with GenC, but yeah, so you understand that but you don't do it. Yeah. Yeah

[00:44:44] Also go on stream. Yo

[00:44:46] Oh

[00:44:49] On your life on my life on my entire make God kill all of us right now

[00:44:54] But that guy was fucking smurfing brother. I'm telling you this Murphy

[00:44:58] I know I know best, but you know you can see how good somebody is just on how they click right? Yeah

[00:45:02] Yeah, yeah, I want somebody swings a corner or shoot

[00:45:05] Yes, right. It's a salient league, but it's a lot. It's a lot easier to tell where I think yes

[00:45:09] Yes, he's go. He was goldish plight level easily easily easily and I'm just not ready for that also

[00:45:15] No, no, no, you were beating him again. You were no you you were beating him mechanically really. Yeah, you were literally fucking him up mechanically

[00:45:22] You know, I just I just didn't know what the champion does. I'm telling you exactly

[00:45:27] Listen to me bozo listen every game before when the champs likes in the game you need to first of all you need to hide your chance

[00:45:33] I don't know why you're not hiding your chance like but you need to hover over the mid lane champions

[00:45:37] See what champ what their champion does? Yeah, you know what the champion does you knock you're not gonna have a clue

[00:45:41] what he does. I agree. I agree. Wallahi. I agree. Wallahi. I agree. I agree. Bro, low

[00:45:48] key, I'm starting to understand everyone though, like Brand to have down, Miles to have down.

[00:45:53] We are playing against everybody, trust me. There's no way. No, no, no, not everyone.

[00:45:57] But in low elo, everyone kind of plays the same people. So I'm slowly understanding

[00:46:01] those people that they play low elo. You know? The higher you go, the more complex

[00:46:05] champion they play. Yeah, I agree. I agree. I agree. So that champion that

[00:46:09] playing as right there you know is here yesterday one of our heart that's one of

[00:46:14] the hardest champions to play man one of and he was doing good bro I'm not a lot

[00:46:17] you know he wasn't he was just doing better than the average in your ego

[00:46:22] that's it yeah like I didn't know how to form bro how do I form against the

[00:46:26] guy soldiers right yeah some of so but you just walk around it like you play

[00:46:33] around that that's what your champions good at all anything because if he

[00:46:36] drops is somewhere you just go all the way around and it's all in there yeah

[00:46:41] don't play around that's it simple true all right I'll go to you I'll go to you

[00:46:46] lady say okay yes let me know what's on my time by six nine what's what are you

[00:46:53] busy yes yes it's 3 30 right now okay so around 8 p.m. 9 p.m. for you okay

[00:47:03] All right, fuck it. I'm done.

[00:47:05] If it's sooner than I'll let you know.

[00:47:07] You know, you need to play on your own as well.

[00:47:11] Yes, you're right. You're right.

[00:47:12] Also, do me a favor. Please stop hiding your map.

[00:47:15] Like, just go stream mode, hide your queue, and then just don't hide your map.

[00:47:19] Okay, got it.

[00:47:20] You're not at the elo where ghosting will really matter.

[00:47:22] Okay.

[00:47:23] If you're good enough, you'll still win.

[00:47:24] Okay, okay.

[00:47:25] I kind of want you to get ghosted as well, so it's like harder games for you.

[00:47:28] And you'll learn that way.

[00:47:29] Okay.

[00:47:30] Because if you play, if you play with the fundamentals, you'll always win.

[00:47:32] I just love my coach, bro. I actually just love my coach, man. I love my coach, bro. I actually love my coach. Oh

[00:47:47] I love my coach

[00:47:50] Co-ed

[00:47:51] dual valorant tomorrow wait, there's a valorant tomorrow, and I'm not invited

[00:48:02] Hey Siri FaceTime Jason Naline. Starting the FaceTime call to Jason Naline.

[00:48:23] Yo what's up bro? Yo what is this right here?

[00:48:26] What is the word right here?

[00:48:29] Co-ed dual fast tournament tomorrow?

[00:48:32] Oh, yeah, I'm doing that tomorrow. I just haven't invited everybody yet. You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:39] Am I in?

[00:48:42] Well, the thing is bro, I'm not having like good ass players in it, you know what I'm saying?

[00:48:49] And you're fucking top one in the world in like four different countries!

[00:48:53] You know what bro, okay, I appreciate it bro. You know what okay, bro

[00:49:01] Hey, bro, okay, bro. Hey, just want to make sure bro. I love you bro. Thank you bro. Take care of yourself

[00:49:17] Yeah, I got you I'll rage you bro, you know, I'm up now. I got 27,000 viewers right now, bro. I'm up now

[00:49:23] I got you bro. I got you. I got you, bro

[00:49:32] 20,000 Plankers bro 20,000 Neons chat we got 20,000 Neons 20,000 Burt peanuts today, bro. What's up, bro?

[00:49:40] Hey, bro. What's up, bro? 20,000 Burt peanuts and 20,000 Neons, bro. Let's go, bro

[00:49:46] Let's go, bro. Let's go

[00:49:50] 20,000 Rekhais

[00:49:52] All right, bro. Anyway, how is everyone doing, bro? Let's do it. Let's do some reacts, bro

[00:50:05] Okay, so I accidentally skipped but I'm honestly glad that I accidentally skipped cuz what the fuck is this?

[00:50:15] The furry discord misses you please come back

[00:50:22] I'm not ever coming back!

[00:50:24] You've changed now, Devin!

[00:50:26] The furry discord misses.

[00:50:37] Yo, that is so fucked up, bro.

[00:50:40] Yo, that is so fucked up, bro.

[00:50:43] That is so fucked up, bro.

[00:51:22] it bro it's so confusing that is bro what the fuck is wrong with you Jason

[00:51:39] the mean ass at fucking elbows bro

[00:51:44] yo bro what the fuck is up with monkeys bro

[00:51:57] well the thing is wallahi high-vices chat at 1,500 viewers is faster than

[00:52:07] burnt peanuts 40,000 viewer like I'm done I'm done I'm legitimately I'm

[00:52:12] actually like cheese though I'm actually cheese mood are you cheater what are these

[00:52:16] stats this isn't even me bro it's quarter in the chat Jesus what is

[00:52:23] Carter saying bro I swear to God if I open up this giant quarter saints I'm

[00:52:26] dumb shit boy he's getting fucking bit mooda can you look at my nuts yet

[00:52:32] Muda, look at my ballsack, I said it in your DMs. Muda, you're making my nuts itch. Muda,

[00:52:44] my asshole needs your. Yo, quarter, what the fuck is JNM wrong with

[00:53:24] This game is ass by the way really famous is it really bad

[00:53:30] Mooda check my mess gates boy

[00:53:32] Hey chat today is day 12 of thou be informing you that Mooda is an unclassified israeli spy

[00:53:44] I'm not

[00:53:45] Type 1 if counting down minutes until Junko is live and we can leave this shit hole

[00:53:50] No listen

[00:53:53] Live just cuz you're mad

[00:53:55] Okay, listen live just cuz you're mad at me that you can't be as good as me and Valorant

[00:53:59] But you don't have to be like you don't be mad. You don't be cheese though. Just be happy for me

[00:54:03] All right, just be happy for me. Okay. Just be happy for me, you know while you're married, okay?

[00:54:09] You're happily married. Okay. I am

[00:54:13] Grinding bro, and you know it was you you were on the wall. Where was I on the wall here?

[00:54:20] What are you talking about? I'm on the wa-

[00:54:42] Y'all think that's funny?

[00:54:44] Y'all think that's really funny?

[00:54:46] Y'all think that's funny?

[00:54:50] They added you in the game.

[00:54:52] Move and check my messages before I crash out and rip your limbs off.

[00:54:55] What type of messages are you sending, bro, at Doge?

[00:55:02] If it's some bullshit, bro, I'm banning you, bro.

[00:55:05] Check my messages, check my messages, one, one, one, one.

[00:55:10] Check my messages.

[00:55:11] So Doge, you're retarded.

[00:55:13] What is this?

[00:55:15] Damn you sexy, respectfully.

[00:55:17] How old are you?

[00:55:19] 23, how old are you?

[00:55:21] Dude vaping is so like...

[00:55:23] It's not that it's unattractive

[00:55:25] It is unattractive

[00:55:27] But I don't really care about that

[00:55:29] To be honest, it's your body

[00:55:31] I don't give a fuck if you vape

[00:55:33] It's just unhealthy bro

[00:55:35] What do you mean says you?

[00:55:37] I don't vape dumbass

[00:55:39] I don't vape bro

[00:55:41] listen in second of all bro second of all no one should be vaping bro it's very

[00:55:47] unhealthy it's very unhealthy bro 20 you think I'm younger than you yeah I need

[00:55:52] to change my face somehow so how old are you I'm 27 you're not 27 I'm 27 I'm

[00:55:58] telling you like you look like you're you say well I yeah I saw the light I

[00:56:03] would not have guessed that guess what you're a Middle Eastern pay up I'm

[00:56:07] I'm back for my trip and I wanted to say thank you for being such a great waiting room for Jinxy and other streamers.

[00:56:14] Wishing you absolutely nothing but pain from the depths of hell.

[00:56:18] Fuck you, Israel.

[00:56:19] Yo!

[00:56:28] JINNY LIVE GOODBYE, JINNY LIVE GOODBYE.

[00:56:32] What is Jinxy Live?

[00:56:37] I

[00:56:42] Vice why are you possible?

[00:56:44] No, no, no, yo nice

[00:56:47] Like instantly when Jinxing goes live you guys just instantly leave my stream bro. I just don't know jiddy live. See ya

[00:56:54] Like bro, you're gonna piss me off check in one sec dog

[00:56:57] I'm gonna turn the AC on one sec. We'll lucky one sec. We'll lucky one sec. It's hot as fuck

[00:57:37] and now you love me are you lesbian so bomber is there a way to check some

[00:57:51] bodies donations it's a check mine I can't super positive what did you say

[00:57:59] Doge, did you say anything nice to me, bro?

[00:58:02] Uh, I can't, I don't know how to send it.

[00:58:06] Oh, uh, no, I don't see anything, bro.

[00:58:09] I just checked my messages, bro.

[00:58:11] I just checked my messages, bro.

[00:58:13] Bro, Francik really gifted 7,700 subs and got off.

[00:58:18] Chat, how does Francik just gift 700 subs and just get off?

[00:58:22] Chat, we're all good jicklers.

[00:58:23] Live, we can stop pretending to like it here.

[00:58:26] Why you seem like the guy who checks his shit every day to see if there's corn?

[00:58:32] Here's a nice mash. Fuck you

[00:58:37] Doge what the fuck is wrong with you

[00:58:48] Why does everyone say in Lebanese people are gay chat, we're not gay bro. Yeah, I can say good morning to everyone

[00:58:56] Oh

[00:59:06] Modal reference

[00:59:19] Ho

[00:59:20] Type on if during 2jaxni stream

[00:59:22] This is gotta be the worst song I've ever heard in my life

[00:59:52] That's not going catch watch me flip watch me win

[01:00:03] That fit is legit 200% Paulie

[01:00:05] So likely bad, but at least his nose isn't big

[01:00:08] I'd rather have a big ass nose and drop that shitty yeah like boolah

[01:00:11] Yeah, I could probably drop a better song than that bro. I swear to God if I'm jumping on it

[01:00:15] Maybe he's a stranger

[01:00:19] Maybe he's a fool

[01:00:22] Man, I want a cat, bro

[01:00:24] Maybe he's a-

[01:00:28] You know what? I'ma make you all a deal

[01:00:31] When I move into my new house, I will get a cat

[01:00:36] I will get a cat

[01:00:38] What the fuck is this?

[01:00:45] That's fucked up bro, that's so fucked up man, that's so fucked up bro.

[01:01:01] Oh, I actually love animals, bro.

[01:01:14] Move your nose, I can't see.

[01:01:20] Mooda, you can barely look after yourself and worry about a pet later.

[01:01:25] That cat gonna die with you.

[01:01:28] Like bro, this shit better see me off, bro.

[01:01:35] What did you try to do, bro?

[01:01:37] My asshole is crying for you, Muda.

[01:01:41] Yeah, that's enough, bro.

[01:01:42] I'm gonna go play some Boundary, bro.

[01:01:44] That's enough.

[01:01:45] That's just...

[01:01:46] Just

[01:02:01] Chat

[01:02:05] Should we hop on Valorant right away or should we hop on Omogul?

[01:02:11] Should we hop on Omogul or should we hop on Valorant first?

[01:02:16] Oh moggle first

[01:02:18] The thing is but I think oh moggle is like dead or some shit like oh moggle doesn't work anymore

[01:02:28] Tinder let me see it's tender even a thing. I've been getting no matches recently chat. I'm gonna be honest

[01:02:33] No, I'm gonna be honest. I don't get matched anymore. But am I chopped? I

[01:02:41] Have two lights on tinder

[01:02:46] I have two likes on Tinder.

[01:02:51] I have two likes on Tinder.

[01:02:57] I have two likes on Tinder.

[01:03:16] you

[01:03:46] you

[01:04:16] you

[01:04:46] you

[01:05:16] you

[01:05:46] you

[01:06:16] Okay, um, I will be discontinuing Tinder and hinge after today.

[01:06:29] I'm gonna go ahead and install and cancel subscription for both these apps right now.

[01:06:34] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[01:06:40] suck my dick.

[01:06:41] I'm done.

[01:06:42] I am retiring Hinge and Tinder from my, no, no, no, cancel subscription, cancel subscription.

[01:06:55] And yeah, that's done, bro.

[01:06:57] That's done.

[01:06:58] Done, done, done, done.

[01:06:59] Uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, uninstall, Hinge, let's see.

[01:07:07] Is there anything on Hinge?

[01:07:08] I have one like.

[01:07:37] I have one like.

[01:07:43] Should I have one like, bro?

[01:07:44] I have one like.

[01:07:46] Three, two.

[01:07:49] If this girl is my type and I actually like her,

[01:07:54] I will redownload the app and real paper subscription.

[01:07:58] Three, two, one.

[01:08:04] And it's a guy.

[01:08:06] Oh man, my.

[01:08:29] Both uninstall for my phone, never again.

[01:08:32] Never, ever again, you know,

[01:08:33] dating websites are literally a scam.

[01:08:35] Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Wulahi, Dating apps are literally a scam.

[01:08:44] Like literally.

[01:08:45] Like, I don't care what you say.

[01:08:48] I don't care what you say.

[01:08:49] I don't care what you say.

[01:08:50] I don't care what you say.

[01:08:52] I don't care what you say.

[01:08:53] They are scams.

[01:08:55] They are scams.

[01:08:56] They are scams.

[01:08:57] They are scams.

[01:08:58] They are scams.

[01:08:59] They are scams.

[01:09:00] I don't give a fuck.

[01:09:01] I don't give a fuck.

[01:09:02] I don't give a fuck.

[01:09:03] They're just scams.

[01:09:04] I've never seen someone get that many transformers in my life.

[01:09:34] Muda, can you pound me?

[01:09:43] Kordr, what is- Bro, shut up please, stop Kordr, I'm going to punch my monitor, bro,

[01:09:48] that ass.

[01:09:49] Alright chat, what do we do bro?

[01:09:51] Some Valorant, some Valorant into some Apex Legends, into some League of Legends,

[01:09:55] Yay, nay, or gay.

[01:10:00] Yay, nay, or gay.

[01:10:09] I just invited three people and all three people

[01:10:11] just dodged me.

[01:10:12] What the fuck is this shit?

[01:10:16] Omogal, chat, Omogal's kinda dead, bro.

[01:10:19] It doesn't work anymore, to be honest.

[01:10:25] How did I just invite five ten people and all ten of them just said one point two k bits just to say fuck you

[01:10:36] Do you guys like hate me or something bro like I don't understand

[01:10:40] Guy just paid twelve dollars to just say fuck you

[01:10:44] Like what is wrong with you twelve dollars just to say fuck you

[01:10:48] Mother do a valent segment today chat. No vows segment today, bro. I've been doing a lot of vows segments recently

[01:10:53] Loki, I've been, I've been Loki, like, doing a lot of Vow segments.

[01:10:58] Let's take it slow a little bit, bro.

[01:10:59] All right.

[01:11:00] I'm deploying too much of my arsenal, bro.

[01:11:02] All right.

[01:11:03] I'm doing something.

[01:11:04] I'm deploying too much arsenal today.

[01:11:05] Uh, Sen, German, Senno, Katie.

[01:11:06] What about Katie?

[01:11:07] Does Katie want to play?

[01:11:08] Uh, let's see.

[01:11:09] I see.

[01:11:10] Does no one want to queue with me?

[01:11:13] I see.

[01:11:14] I see.

[01:11:15] Uh, let's see, I see, does no one want to queue with me?

[01:11:24] Like does no one want to queue with me bro?

[01:11:27] Does no one want to queue with me?

[01:11:45] Destiny is calling and telling you to go

[01:11:49] There's no one playing today!

[01:11:52] Whoa, whoa

[01:11:56] Saying no to dancing I wouldn't have known

[01:12:00] Where everybody's moving you're lo-

[01:12:15] you

[01:12:45] you

[01:13:15] you

[01:13:45] you

[01:14:15] you

[01:15:15] All I had saying is I'm a 10 and a half hour stream

[01:15:31] If you play Lee guy may genuinely gun myself down in GTA, please do not play that shit. Let me message Nick Murphes, bro

[01:15:40] They don't know they don't know

[01:15:45] one one more twin um

[01:15:50] okay maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe i'm maybe

[01:15:54] like three seconds i'm gonna kill you

[01:15:56] oh my god this guy's actually nasty

[01:15:59] i'm not hiding above me

[01:16:04] i'm just walking i can't do it she went up she went up on the high i'm right

[01:16:08] yep

[01:16:12] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[01:16:16] Oh, it worked nice rat call man. Yes, sir

[01:16:20] All right, just oh, I don't need much guys just legitimately locked in man

[01:16:25] You don't know him like that son bar

[01:16:30] Why not Zane Zane is look bro Zane's again a ten and a half hour stream and he's screaming I

[01:16:36] I don't want to know what's great, but right Zane you got time for me daddy today

[01:16:45] Another team is great, but

[01:16:50] What is this you want to see one high screw it's even high straight up. He's doing rank one grind. We can't yeah

[01:16:57] Dole with poppin. He just went live

[01:17:00] Should we do like two or three games of ranked chat with with poppin or no

[01:17:04] Well, hey Siri, FaceTime poppin'.

[01:17:09] Starting a FaceTime call to poppin'.

[01:17:13] Maybe we do a little bit of Valorant ranked chat

[01:17:15] and then we'll give you what you guys want

[01:17:16] and then we'll do what I want later.

[01:17:24] Hi daddy.

[01:17:27] Yo, warm the street, you just went live?

[01:17:30] Do you want to maybe bring back some rank 1 vibes with some little bit of duos?

[01:17:37] Alright, I'll be seeing you in the lobby.

[01:17:42] Leave Tech Twitter!

[01:17:48] Like bro, why do I leak everything bro?

[01:17:58] even the water might leak everything bro

[01:18:05] as pop it on admi what's poppin's

[01:18:08] fucking tag bro chat what is poppin's

[01:18:10] tag

[01:18:19] good thing you're getting kicked from

[01:18:22] the house soon I know oh I'm actually

[01:18:26] getting worried bro like stop joking

[01:18:28] about that guys what the fuck is wrong with you terrorists yo yo yo what did you

[01:18:33] like crew FTC flight team stand up was good bro fuck is up gang was good bro

[01:18:43] long time no talk bro long time no see my brother long time to see even

[01:18:51] bro blessed man blessed blessed super super blessed bro what about you I've

[01:18:56] I've been fuckin' horrible, but yeah, you know, different paths, bro.

[01:19:00] Barat, what happened?

[01:19:05] They got me, bro. They fuckin' got me.

[01:19:07] What happened?

[01:19:08] They got me.

[01:19:08] What got you?

[01:19:09] They got me, bro.

[01:19:10] What happened?

[01:19:11] They got me good, bro. They got me good.

[01:19:14] What happened?

[01:19:15] This PCT thing was supposed to be fire.

[01:19:17] I supposed to come in this year and just win everything.

[01:19:20] And let's just say we're open as shit.

[01:19:21] Bro, I mean, dude, it takes time, bro.

[01:19:24] Greatness takes time, bro.

[01:19:25] Rome wasn't built in a day.

[01:19:27] It is true.

[01:19:29] You know, if it was easy, everyone would be doing it, bro.

[01:19:33] 100%.

[01:19:35] Other than that, though, bro,

[01:19:36] health good, are you still taking your fish oils

[01:19:38] from your glass supplement stores?

[01:19:40] 100%, brother.

[01:19:43] I'll swap to a glass one too, bro, little key.

[01:19:45] Mmm.

[01:19:47] Okay, okay.

[01:19:48] You know what I'm saying, bro, you know what I'm saying.

[01:19:53] Bro, I've been seen here.

[01:19:54] You've been going mainstream!

[01:19:56] You've been going mainstream, old motherfuckers!

[01:20:00] You know, bro?

[01:20:01] Tushy, tushy, tushy.

[01:20:02] Put it in the grind, bro. Just putting it to work, man.

[01:20:05] Putting it to work, bro. That's it, man.

[01:20:07] 100%, bro.

[01:20:08] I'm gonna do, uh, I wanna deploy China or Japan soon, bro.

[01:20:12] But, uh...

[01:20:14] I don't know, man.

[01:20:16] I don't know, bro. I don't know.

[01:20:20] What's she gonna do with it? Hit, like, some blogs?

[01:20:22] I was thinking what do you think from like a standpoint I'm on a position where I don't know if I should do rake one anymore

[01:20:33] I should just do radiate marathon with like I around and variety yeah between

[01:20:39] Yeah, I think so I think that's it right because rank ones like you want to like pull your hair out

[01:20:44] You don't get to do vlogs. I don't do IRL streams just like in the house all day

[01:20:48] You're stressing you're tweaking

[01:20:52] 100% tweaking. It's permateweak.

[01:20:55] Like literally, just literally. You gotta worry about everything, bro.

[01:20:58] I think genuinely, bro, I think, what do you think? Like if you were a viewer, put yourself in a viewer position,

[01:21:03] would you rather watch Muda like grind to rank 1 on like 40 second delay or radiant no delay

[01:21:11] and just doing IRLs and shit as well?

[01:21:13] Bro, 100% you go radiant no delay and then if you throw in random collabs, that would be fire.

[01:21:20] I thought too low key

[01:21:24] Clean

[01:21:26] How's your family everyone good

[01:21:29] Family's good family's good everyone's just chillin. What about you bro? Good bro. Life's good man. Life's good, bro

[01:21:36] There's only this there's only one issue right now, bro

[01:21:40] my lease is over in one week and

[01:21:44] I don't have a house yet, bro

[01:21:46] I

[01:21:48] What are you thinking?

[01:21:54] The garage that's a classic right there

[01:22:04] Re-sign the lease

[01:22:06] Yeah, bro, let me just re-sign. What are you thinking?

[01:22:08] Do they have to get a new place or another lease or what are you doing?

[01:22:12] They bought my house bro. They got me. They got me

[01:22:16] Yep, four Indians pulled up to my stream and they bought my house on stream yesterday

[01:22:21] I'm not even trying to get the fuck out of here

[01:22:23] Literally like literally like Chuck like look at this bro. I look at this look at this clip

[01:22:27] They got me bro. They got me. Well, lucky. They got me

[01:22:46] They got me, bro

[01:22:53] Well, what are boys? What up, what up? It's gonna be they got me bro. They got me man. They got me

[01:23:07] My drone close

[01:23:39] What pillar would it be?

[01:23:42] I don't know.

[01:23:44] You can see if they made it.

[01:23:46] Yes, Mark, so...

[01:23:48] I'll find him for you.

[01:23:50] On me, on me, on me.

[01:23:51] Close, close, close.

[01:23:54] Aw, we lost.

[01:24:04] Aw...

[01:24:09] No shimmer mode I am on shimmer mode.

[01:24:11] Uh, I just heard it. Fuck.

[01:24:21] Right, I honestly can't wait to play League today, bro.

[01:24:24] F1 Muda. Yo, can you guys please stop saying F1?

[01:24:28] I'm not even on Apex, you dumbass.

[01:24:30] Let's go A, let me work my outlaw.

[01:24:33] The super strike is max win yeah it's got that new tech it's like the wounding for for

[01:24:51] mouse how like you even need that is that even good i think so personally

[01:25:12] interesting the rule did we just all die from the wall

[01:25:15] Yeah

[01:25:20] Bazaar

[01:25:29] I'm not shy

[01:25:31] Alright maybe I just get the super strike chat

[01:25:36] You know I'm gonna buy the super strike right now bro

[01:25:42] bro amazon.ca super striped

[01:25:50] bro what the fuck are you smoking me bro my cock

[01:25:56] my bad bro

[01:25:58] I thought it was someone's nose bro fucking touching me

[01:26:02] I'm drowning in the window

[01:26:04] oh just from window what I hear oh yeah for the peak bro

[01:26:08] oh yeah there we got there guys my nose

[01:26:38] One backside

[01:26:48] I'm living trigger-ball I'm made up of the long two seconds. All right

[01:27:38] I bought a super strike both on the way to

[01:27:49] Wait, can we wait until I get Orp?

[01:27:51] Sure

[01:27:51] I'm just gonna go over

[01:27:53] Yeah, I'm sure you're gonna have to

[01:27:56] I'm just gonna have to make sure that's in there

[01:28:03] I'm gonna start playing League, you know

[01:28:07] It's gonna be very over-stimulated for a second though

[01:28:14] You all?

[01:28:15] Yeah

[01:28:16] Oh, I don't have bomb, chicken.

[01:28:19] Oh, god.

[01:28:21] Chicken.

[01:28:22] Oh.

[01:28:23] Oh.

[01:28:24] Oh.

[01:28:25] Oh.

[01:28:26] Oh.

[01:28:27] Blank, you know.

[01:28:28] Who's there?

[01:28:29] Who's there?

[01:28:30] Last player standing.

[01:28:32] No more.

[01:28:33] One enemy remaining.

[01:28:34] Standing ahead.

[01:28:35] Oh, fuck.

[01:28:36] Your nose blocked that shit.

[01:28:38] Fuck.

[01:28:39] Fuck.

[01:28:40] Fuck.

[01:28:41] Fuck.

[01:28:42] Fuck

[01:28:44] You're just not a closer, bro. You're just not

[01:28:52] Go to Best Buy and Buy on stream, I would bro I'd love to bro, but I unironically they don't have an invest buy

[01:28:58] It's only ship only

[01:29:03] You shouldn't play league if you have an outside bro, I'm not gonna like

[01:29:07] This is such a fun game, bro. I swear to God, man

[01:29:11] It's like well once you get older

[01:29:13] The what you like understand that that game is gonna take like

[01:29:19] Months to get good at it's so amazing

[01:29:25] Mooda you should inspect my ballsack Carter. I'm a

[01:29:37] I'm waiting for you fam, are they not going to be here?

[01:30:06] last player standing holy baiters on our team

[01:30:18] Are they smoke this and then they wall this

[01:30:22] All right, I have a new call and this is what we're gonna do for the rest of the game

[01:30:26] we're gonna go a and

[01:30:28] Chambers gonna go first and then right behind chamber. It's gonna be silver that goes right after him

[01:30:33] It's been lost a lot of every game around plus five rounds.

[01:30:36] Oh, what am I supposed to fucking do, bro?

[01:30:39] Just go, just go.

[01:30:40] I'm gonna show you guys how easy it is because we've been and then we win this round.

[01:30:43] Alright, yeah.

[01:30:44] I'll be back.

[01:30:45] I'll be back.

[01:30:46] I'll be back.

[01:30:47] I'll be back.

[01:30:48] I'll be back.

[01:30:49] I'll be back.

[01:30:50] I'll be back.

[01:30:51] I'll be back.

[01:30:52] I'll be back.

[01:30:53] I'll be back.

[01:30:54] I'm here!

[01:30:56] Go away!

[01:30:58] I'm here!

[01:31:02] Welcome to dance.

[01:31:12] You know the nulls.

[01:31:17] Last player is challenging.

[01:31:19] Spike down A.

[01:31:21] One more go straight.

[01:31:53] same let's go bro right here right here a hundred percent real I wash it all

[01:32:00] I gotta learn

[01:32:02] Fucking loser

[01:32:05] No, I saw the real

[01:32:17] In the orb, yeah

[01:32:22] We're all blind

[01:32:24] The way my team plays

[01:33:00] the

[01:33:13] the orange

[01:33:22] You're the greatest bro, let's go

[01:33:31] And I'm by me

[01:33:34] Bro, you can go lights bro. Don't do that

[01:33:44] Let's go be voice pop that I saw yeah

[01:33:48] can we just hold our upload chamber please?

[01:33:52] and then let's just...

[01:33:54] you just strip this

[01:33:56] let me get the bomb dude

[01:33:58] let's go

[01:34:00] welcome to my...

[01:34:02] kill this guy kill this guy

[01:34:06] oh shit

[01:34:08] oh crap

[01:34:10] oh my it's in here

[01:34:12] you should have found him though

[01:34:14] nice

[01:34:16] I'm on the left side right here.

[01:34:31] Mudo, my name is Selena and I want to fuck you.

[01:34:34] I'm trying to steal that corner.

[01:34:36] One in the middle of the ad.

[01:34:42] Two.

[01:34:46] Muda, I saw you on the street yesterday with Madison Beer getting food.

[01:35:01] What was that about?

[01:35:03] Bro, mind you don't fucking business, bro.

[01:36:09] I just did a wide swing someone there man what was I doing that's such a bad play by me

[01:36:21] I'm not locked in my first game on today she just wide swung soba I should have wide swung

[01:36:27] soba killed him took the space what in the fuck is this what the fuck let's thank you

[01:36:39] bro what's the winning formula so the journey offer it for me yeah yeah I popped

[01:36:50] it in this potion I said walk with me elbow and then you pop your shield be

[01:36:58] and then we hit.

[01:36:59] Get out of my way!

[01:37:00] No one will lie down B.

[01:37:05] Buzzer at... but what is that?

[01:37:09] There's so many insoles B.

[01:37:11] he's off guard side, joker

[01:37:27] bro, if one of the viewbockers might be, bro

[01:37:30] oh my god, guys, you're fucked

[01:37:36] I

[01:37:38] Think you're 4,000 real viewers bro one of them

[01:37:43] Yes, we're gonna be so

[01:37:46] Swing with them

[01:37:50] You actually got a neon

[01:38:06] No, I'm dead.

[01:38:11] Someone else on the right side for sure.

[01:38:16] Two mid.

[01:38:17] I'm fighting in my chamber.

[01:38:22] I don't know.

[01:38:24] He's dead.

[01:38:26] He's behind my house.

[01:38:28] He's main.

[01:38:30] He's main right now.

[01:38:32] I mean it's just like chat what do I even do

[01:39:15] Thanks, thank you. I'm not joined from here. Yeah, it's just all

[01:39:36] I don't 40

[01:39:45] It's like I don't know it's just very obvious, but it's all good

[01:39:59] Damn, bro

[01:40:01] but sometimes all plays are best

[01:40:10] Mookie with you nine months. I love you so much. God bless you. This game is interesting, bro

[01:40:19] I'm gonna full cam for one round

[01:40:26] Actually, there's no point bro

[01:40:31] The door is already 3-9

[01:40:36] Let's win this shit, Moose

[01:40:38] Yup

[01:40:44] Smokes are B-Split

[01:40:45] A-Split, A-Split

[01:40:46] A-Split, A-Split, A-Split

[01:40:50] What's in the bottom end, Smokes?

[01:40:55] Let's fight this one, man

[01:40:56] Oh

[01:41:19] Yo poppin when I'm top-mid shy I've got drop with you

[01:41:26] I'll stick my Q out, so I'm feeling stressed

[01:41:30] Oh my god

[01:41:37] There's the miner with the kid last round

[01:41:40] Should I have been with you though? Like from top mid?

[01:41:43] Uhhhhhhh

[01:41:45] What do you mean?

[01:41:46] Like, read them when you died fighting them?

[01:41:48] No, I won't come here to hear

[01:41:51] Oh no, I don't fucking have brows and paint henshin

[01:41:56] I don't know what it is

[01:41:58] They're doing both of them

[01:42:00] I don't know what it is

[01:42:02] I don't know what it is

[01:42:04] I don't know what it is

[01:42:16] That brings me home

[01:42:18] Jesus

[01:42:22] 145 man

[01:42:24] It's a good wall right there. How does he know you're there?

[01:42:29] It's a good wall.

[01:42:31] It's a good wall there.

[01:42:32] I'm thinking, excuse me, Tom. Are they both on site?

[01:42:34] Yeah, they're gonna be.

[01:42:35] They're one.

[01:42:42] He planted, right?

[01:42:43] He's over there.

[01:42:47] Hi, I'm a new viewer. Is your nose usually this big?

[01:42:50] 27, fuck bro. Bro that's like five fucking clutches bro, just kidding me.

[01:43:00] It's just interesting, like every time I swing something there's like nine there ready for

[01:43:06] me. I'm just kind of interested. It's a weird bridge. It's very very weird like you know

[01:43:11] like it's just very very confusing. I walk down in the harbor and sitting there crouched

[01:43:16] for the sheriff on this angle.

[01:43:18] Like, yeah bro, you're a human being.

[01:43:21] You should have read what we talked about.

[01:43:23] Like, Jesus.

[01:43:24] The neon stream got this updated, bro.

[01:43:27] I'm so excited for my mouse tomorrow.

[01:43:55] I wonder how it is.

[01:44:02] 8080.

[01:44:09] Also bro I think we should just skip the Valiant segment today and just hop on fucking up.

[01:44:13] Like, I don't even know.

[01:44:15] The thing is I don't really know, cause like, I just...

[01:44:20] remaining

[01:44:27] That's right, bro

[01:44:29] Just do apex I really do think we're gonna do apex like there's just no one playing ballerina bro

[01:44:34] And you're this when you're the size of it's like right once you just I don't know

[01:44:38] She's aids like the sniping community on the ballerina is just so cancer

[01:44:43] She's so cancer like

[01:44:46] Oh god

[01:44:48] Everyone send rounds in a row before

[01:44:50] Never

[01:45:04] No distractions

[01:45:20] I don't know where he went

[01:45:22] I think I saw him

[01:45:28] Fuck, have I had any other gun?

[01:45:31] One HP, by the way

[01:45:32] I had any gun there, Wallahi, everyone dies, bro

[01:45:35] If I had any other gun there, everyone dies

[01:45:37] Wallahi, Wallahi

[01:45:47] 74 on the silver

[01:45:48] the end to 40 30 also I am civil one shot here nice strategy GG G's bro

[01:45:59] uh well that was AIDS

[01:46:05] it's a little warm-up game right there that was uh that was interesting

[01:46:12] what's this bug but they don't show you their names bro I hate that I don't

[01:46:17] I don't know, I think it's like intentional.

[01:46:19] It's if someone's in anonymous mode,

[01:46:21] you don't get to see their name anymore after the game.

[01:46:25] What? Really?

[01:46:27] Yeah.

[01:46:38] Jeez, man.

[01:46:40] What happened to my favorite game back in the day?

[01:46:42] Let's do one more. Let's do one more and then let's get off play some apex maybe

[01:47:05] Up on league me and me and Hamzah are playing League of Legends today at around 7 at 8 p.m. My time

[01:47:12] 7 8 p.m. My time

[01:47:18] Rekai dude, I think I think you're energetic. I think you're funny, but bro. We're talking top 10. I haven't even seen fucking like

[01:47:27] Well, how is she? I'm not I'm dick-riding. Let me hop off dick. Let me get up to you one Aiden Ross

[01:47:32] I

[01:47:33] Do and I'm not just gonna say I know you guys are say D1 dick-riding. I do

[01:47:37] I know a lot of people don't think it I do think Aiden when he did I just throw the metal cap in my

[01:47:42] fucking water for my red bull so how are you how unhealthy are energy drinks by

[01:47:49] the way is Vhagar a good mid laner honestly I feel like it's noob friendly I

[01:48:00] I shit on a vaguer at all day though because it's your own bro. It's your name

[01:48:16] Gosh this game is so fun when you're winning there's no one that is top-study BF right

[01:48:21] I hate from turkey.

[01:48:30] Like the man.

[01:48:34] Uh, the discord, uh, Jin, Jinchi, and Dissie were like, uh, guys, I tried to practice

[01:48:42] 2x and it was fucking miserable.

[01:48:45] I was like, yeah, our first fighting game?

[01:48:49] Muda hate from Japan. Like what are y'all saying bro?

[01:49:02] Holy chopped cheese.

[01:49:07] Brutal eyes! Brutal eyes!

[01:49:10] He got brutally mugged!

[01:49:12] Oh my god! I think that's the first Brutal eyes we've seen!

[01:49:17] I

[01:49:22] Fuck this shit

[01:49:27] Jesus what is this emote mood a new emote dropped. What is this?

[01:49:37] What are your thoughts from clavicular getting mauled by the judge, what do you mean?

[01:49:41] You and high-vives made it bro congrats on 25 that k squishy bro listen man

[01:49:50] I know you coach me back from the day bro, but ever since I've been 25,000 viewer Andy now bro

[01:49:54] I don't give a fuck about you matter of fact. You're actually very shit at rock league bro

[01:49:59] You are fucking terrible at rock league. You are shit at rock league

[01:50:02] I only used you for viewers and yeah, but I fucking hate you, bro

[01:50:05] You're fucking pussy, but ever talk to me again, bro. I hope you don't really open a shit vacation, bro

[01:50:10] Don't talk to me bro, I switched up.

[01:50:17] I'm the goat bro.

[01:50:22] 25,000 viewers changed you.

[01:50:25] Squishy, where'd you go for vacation, bro?

[01:50:27] Did you have fun?

[01:50:28] Did you have fun, Squishy?

[01:50:30] Good.

[01:50:31] Good doing.

[01:50:36] Good Phoenix.

[01:50:38] Why was fun bro surfing?

[01:50:40] Well good feelings.

[01:50:41] I need to go.

[01:50:42] Bro Squishy I want to go on a 3 day vacation to the Mahalo so bad, but it's like...

[01:50:48] I don't want to take any days off bro.

[01:50:51] I stream every day.

[01:51:08] you

[01:51:38] you

[01:52:08] you

[01:52:38] you

[01:53:08] you

[01:53:38] you

[01:54:08] Does anyone here watch Rekai?

[01:54:15] That's what I know.

[01:54:20] Muta, do you want to get in a discord call with me?

[01:54:26] Bro, who do you think you are?

[01:54:28] No, bro.

[01:54:29] No.

[01:54:30] I don't want to get in a discord call with you.

[01:54:32] No, bro.

[01:54:33] But I think it's funny.

[01:54:34] I do actually think Rekai's funny.

[01:54:35] But I think he's funny.

[01:54:36] I do actually think he's funny.

[01:54:37] Nicky Brown?

[01:54:39] People hate on him.

[01:54:40] I think it's funny.

[01:54:40] I really get like that about this nigga, bro.

[01:54:42] But I don't know what Max is doing here.

[01:54:44] I get like that about this nigga, bro.

[01:54:46] I get like that about this nigga.

[01:54:47] He's not young.

[01:54:47] I'm going to be honest with you, anyone under 19 or 20

[01:54:51] is young.

[01:54:52] I would say I'm still young, but y'all call me young.

[01:54:55] What?

[01:54:56] Are you stupid?

[01:55:05] All those moments with his kids, all those moments when he's a beautiful wife.

[01:55:08] Yeah, answer, yeah, of course.

[01:55:12] Newsom's a fucking idiot.

[01:55:14] Sorry, Gavin Newsom's a fucking world.

[01:55:18] When a guy publicly says he's a fucking idiot in school, why would I want him to run the country?

[01:55:25] Sorry.

[01:55:27] Okay.

[01:55:29] I can't replace his fire though.

[01:55:36] I know it's that old guy, it's the old dude, I won't.

[01:55:49] Hey, he's small.

[01:55:51] He's small, it's my last game chat, I can't do it anymore.

[01:55:54] I can't pretend I like this game bro, I'm sorry.

[01:55:56] We gotta get off this game. It's my last game for bounders

[01:56:26] One more secret daddy secret secret daddy

[01:56:41] He's baiting me.

[01:56:48] No, man!

[01:56:53] Let's go.

[01:56:54] Let's go.

[01:56:56] Guys, I haven't played this game in so long.

[01:57:11] I don't know man.

[01:57:18] Have y'all ever tried League of Legends or do y'all just say it's ass?

[01:57:31] have y'all ever tried League of Legends or do y'all just say it's ass?

[01:57:36] I said that that game is so shit it's so lame it's trash this this this

[01:58:06] I've played it for like an hour two hours worst game of my life never played it again

[01:58:13] Picked it back up, bro. Oh

[01:58:17] My god, that game is so good, bro. That game is so good

[01:58:21] And the beautiful thing about League of Legends, bro

[01:58:24] Is you can play it on like any PC because you don't need a good PC or one League of Legends

[01:58:36] I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.

[01:58:46] I'm not sure what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.

[01:58:53] Wait until you get, it's only good because your shit and your in-iron wait until you

[01:58:56] get to the higher ranks.

[01:58:58] Take the dog.

[01:58:59] Take the dog.

[01:59:00] Not really.

[01:59:01] Actually hard when they are when you get in the higher rings

[01:59:13] What you had it

[01:59:20] Chat what considered a high rank

[01:59:31] We work, ma'am. We can just get the smoke and then close the walls.

[01:59:44] Need a drop.

[02:00:21] I'm going to go back now.

[02:00:46] I

[02:00:59] 30 seconds left

[02:01:16] 10 seconds left.

[02:01:21] Last player standing.

[02:01:26] That time?

[02:01:29] No, it's not.

[02:01:36] Fuck you up, man. Keep fighting.

[02:01:38] Rest is all you got.

[02:01:41] I thought you were going to send it somewhere.

[02:01:43] I got boosted to challenger and legalizer that got permaband.

[02:01:53] three three three three three 50 on three

[02:02:20] in this one. In our car. He's in our car. So, how hard is it to rank up on League

[02:02:37] Korean

[02:02:54] Let's be splits for go streets. I will go long solo

[02:03:03] Phoenix if you all to make sure it's from this corner, okay

[02:03:05] Yep.

[02:03:23] One straight.

[02:03:25] I

[02:03:39] Ran through the thorns and the mollies will help shift

[02:03:50] Is there any reason we did two smokes here

[02:03:55] They were already fighting us.

[02:03:57] Interesting.

[02:03:59] I mean, we got walled off.

[02:04:03] Gosh.

[02:04:09] They should have run it back, but not that time.

[02:04:11] Oh, we go!

[02:04:13] They're gonna...

[02:04:17] They're there.

[02:04:21] No fucking freedom!

[02:04:23] I

[02:04:28] Know

[02:04:45] I smoke that

[02:04:49] What's on down

[02:04:53] Chad, do you guys like fruits, but I don't want to order like a fruit bowl.

[02:05:03] Would I even go to the gym, of course, every day.

[02:05:18] I take more rest days now though because I used to get very sick because I used to

[02:05:23] I used to do like six and okay don't say six seven but I used to do six days to seven days a week

[02:05:31] Just because it was habit and I love the gym the orb Phoenix and I didn't think of it like a grinding thing

[02:05:36] I just been doing the gym so long. I love doing the job that long

[02:05:39] But um, yeah, I realized that it's not good to do that and I looked into it

[02:05:43] And you need to do like two two rest days minimum for something chicken

[02:05:48] One one a week

[02:05:53] Not bad.

[02:05:54] Not bad, not bad.

[02:05:59] I was a bad dash by me, bro.

[02:06:05] I apologize, guys.

[02:06:08] This mark.

[02:06:13] 80 on float.

[02:06:20] I'm ready on float.

[02:06:29] You know what I'm doing?

[02:06:38] Wait, fade.

[02:06:40] you know what the killjoy does? yeah? because you ulted the killjoy health

[02:06:50] no enemies are gonna be there

[02:06:54] they clearly were there

[02:06:58] I don't know what you're saying brother

[02:07:40] I'll do chest triceps Monday, Tuesday I'll do back, sorry back.

[02:08:09] He has one thorn for B.

[02:08:10] Wednesday, I'll do biceps and shoulders.

[02:08:13] He has a thorn on him.

[02:08:14] I'll do back and abs, sorry.

[02:08:16] Monday, chest and triceps, Tuesday, back and abs.

[02:08:18] Well said, Phoenix.

[02:08:19] Wednesday, biceps and shoulders.

[02:08:23] Thursday, legs, rest day, Friday.

[02:08:29] And then repeat.

[02:08:29] Two job, William.

[02:08:30] And then whenever I'm super sore or super tired

[02:08:33] and don't feel good, I'll just take him in a race day.

[02:08:36] And I'll continue.

[02:08:37] What's your eyes?

[02:08:37] You can't even bring them down.

[02:08:42] So I do one rest day a week minimum?

[02:08:45] And if I'm barely tired,

[02:08:46] and my body's not much of a burden?

[02:08:48] I'll die!

[02:08:51] That'd be nice.

[02:08:54] Spike down B.

[02:09:02] Oh, the truck's left.

[02:09:04] I'm fine, he's dead.

[02:09:05] Hello, can you hear me?

[02:09:07] I'm the one who is in the corner.

[02:09:09] I'm the one who is in the corner.

[02:09:11] And I wasn't even trying.

[02:09:13] You're not dead.

[02:09:15] Damn.

[02:09:17] I've got one.

[02:09:19] I've got one.

[02:09:21] I've got one.

[02:09:23] I've got one.

[02:09:25] I've got one.

[02:09:27] I've got one.

[02:09:29] I've got one.

[02:09:31] I've got one.

[02:09:33] I

[02:09:39] Was good, what about be bro?

[02:09:44] We made a job did he got you what instantly bought me

[02:09:49] Yo, hahahaha

[02:10:02] Alright, I'm locked in now, so...

[02:10:10] I'm gonna double-double-buzz alright!

[02:10:19] I

[02:10:37] Idiot paid it's just later

[02:10:45] Let him swing me when he's swing me you got

[02:10:49] Oh, he's locked.

[02:10:54] Oh, he's locked.

[02:10:55] It's time, bro.

[02:10:57] Last round before the play-

[02:10:59] I don't even look at Matthew now.

[02:11:01] She's over there.

[02:11:02] Yeah.

[02:11:04] Did you see that play, though?

[02:11:06] I'm gonna buy some of that music.

[02:11:09] I'm gonna buy some of that music.

[02:11:14] And there it is, chat.

[02:11:15] Prime Roodle is here.

[02:11:17] Walk up close to this wall.

[02:11:19] Be dog-man, dog-man, be.

[02:11:21] You should break the door.

[02:11:22] No, no, no.

[02:11:23] You just hide.

[02:11:24] Tuck your middle.

[02:11:25] Tuck up his wall, middle.

[02:11:26] Just walk up to the wall.

[02:11:28] Get out of my way!

[02:11:30] Oh, oh, oh.

[02:11:31] On your channel?

[02:11:37] Interesting.

[02:11:39] I got him.

[02:11:40] I got him.

[02:11:41] I got him.

[02:11:42] Huh?

[02:11:44] Interesting.

[02:11:45] Orange juice, by the way.

[02:11:46] Orange juice.

[02:11:48] Oh yeah, he's on the orange juice and the apple juice.

[02:11:56] Go be, go be, go be, go be, go be.

[02:12:02] I hit a 3k and a 4k and the insiders are on the stream.

[02:12:07] Got respected.

[02:12:46] I

[02:12:51] Can't beat them you really just can't beat them

[02:12:55] Cast up shorty says you leave at 40 pull up to the party

[02:13:03] Message deleted by Israel message deleted by Nentin Yahoo

[02:13:09] You changed after a comeback from LA we need old mooda Stormbreaker six seven seven seven to the fuck up

[02:13:15] You smell like shit. All right, go get in the shower stinky fucker and don't ever type in my chat again

[02:13:20] I fucking hate you. All right

[02:13:22] Send one more message in the chat. I'm stealing your girlfriend, bro. It is what it is

[02:13:26] I don't have one

[02:14:15] Where is he?

[02:14:16] I think he might be mad.

[02:14:17] Yeah, I think he's mad.

[02:14:20] Indibibly.

[02:14:21] If he comes here and he dies, I have trigger ball on him by the way.

[02:14:27] He's B, he's B, he's B. He's right here.

[02:14:35] 30 seconds left.

[02:14:44] You know Poppin, I just know when you wake up and you're sleeping on your stomach and you

[02:14:51] have like morning wood you're just floating like a blade blade in the morning.

[02:14:56] Also?

[02:14:57] Instead of this fucking blade blade.

[02:15:00] You're just levitating in the air.

[02:15:03] What's your name bro?

[02:15:04] What's your name?

[02:15:05] What's your favorite one?

[02:15:06] Oh dude, I used to have the biggest collection but I was in middle school.

[02:16:12] Nenten Yahu would be proud guys.

[02:16:16] Clove, Clove bro. Nenten Yahu would be proud of you bro, genuinely.

[02:16:19] He'd be proud.

[02:16:20] He'd be proud bro.

[02:16:22] Bro, I had some kids still seven baby later on you bro.

[02:16:26] That was excellent, I think.

[02:16:28] It was fun, it was fun.

[02:16:29] Sorry bro, I love you bro, it's okay my bad.

[02:16:32] I get very competitive and I just shit off my teammates.

[02:16:35] It's just like bro, when I grow up in like an MW team.

[02:16:37] I literally have no faith in this game.

[02:16:39] You're good. You're good. You're good. I'm just saying don't take it what I said to heart. It's stupid

[02:16:51] Who wants to have sex?

[02:16:55] Not beat no beat a couple won't you just swing me and he's gonna die

[02:17:00] I think there's a lot of us around there in the headlight yeah one on me

[02:17:28] I got him out.

[02:17:35] I got two more top mid.

[02:17:39] Jabb on HP.

[02:17:42] Main, main, main, main, main.

[02:17:47] Fade is main.

[02:17:50] My turret has crossed.

[02:17:55] maybe my cock is small my cock is small my cock is small 30 seconds left

[02:18:25] you

[02:18:55] you

[02:19:25] you

[02:19:55] you

[02:20:25] you

[02:20:55] You

[02:21:12] Are bro stars all right the only thing I'm buying you bro is fucking me a porn hub subscription

[02:21:25] I'll take that W.

[02:21:55] I honestly say refund one lucky I say refund that's not even fair everyone in

[02:22:25] chat no that's not fair i think we refund the market a lie

[02:22:30] club you play connector yeah i'll be just play faster it's a and Phoenix suit just Phoenix and

[02:22:36] club play here fade recon a off rip get info for them then we use ults make sure you're all

[02:22:41] before you die Phoenix and club yeah can i everyone spend l mods bro everyone spend l mods

[02:22:47] the

[02:22:53] the

[02:22:58] of

[02:23:05] the

[02:23:09] of

[02:23:12] the

[02:23:18] of

[02:23:23] nothing sure nothing sure just act towards it would be long

[02:23:33] I'm not sure about that

[02:23:35] Are you gonna go slow?

[02:23:37] No, yeah

[02:23:38] It's B, it's B, it's B, it's B, it's B

[02:23:40] I don't know what to do

[02:23:44] Mura, I'm new and my friend said you're doing a 100,000 dollar giveaway

[02:23:49] I swear to sex that spike

[02:23:51] Maybe 100,000 rupees

[02:23:53] Yeah, just one

[02:23:55] My turn

[02:23:57] One one

[02:23:58] One two three

[02:24:00] One one one one

[02:24:01] remaining

[02:24:06] That's it all good

[02:24:09] Hey, Siri. What's a hundred thousand rupees to us dollars?

[02:24:15] 100,000 Indian rupees is one thousand thirty five us. Hey, Siri. What's a thousand? What's all a series?

[02:24:20] What's a hundred thousand Turkish liras?

[02:24:25] 100,000 Turkish liras is two thousand one hundred ninety three us dollars. Yeah

[02:24:29] a

[02:24:32] $100,000 to US dollars

[02:24:36] Okay, I found this on the web for what's 100,000 Zimbabwe dollars to US dollars

[02:24:41] Hey Siri, what's 100,000 lira Lebanese lira to US dollars? Yeah

[02:24:48] Okay, I found this on the web for what's 100,000 lira Lebanese lira to US dollars

[02:24:55] $1 $100,000 Lebanese is one dollar

[02:24:59] I'm gonna pull in.

[02:25:04] Sex words they go, sex words they.

[02:25:07] Okay, okay.

[02:25:10] I'm soft.

[02:25:15] Too hard.

[02:25:20] No, you just come in out.

[02:25:25] I'm vaulting.

[02:25:27] He's a professional player.

[02:25:33] YES POPPIN!

[02:25:34] POPPIN I want you to nut all over my face.

[02:25:37] What?

[02:25:43] I'm fine. I'm fine. You're not if you want.

[02:25:47] You're not.

[02:25:49] Yes daddy.

[02:25:50] Oh, I did it take a piss bro. I'm holding this piss in for like two games now. My bladder's gonna explode and my balls are gonna explode.

[02:26:01] Like when you get to the game, what do you think it's like?

[02:26:03] False Knoll. I play better when I'm empty bro, I'm not full.

[02:26:06] I'm actually more tense.

[02:26:07] No dude.

[02:26:10] Get out of my way!

[02:26:13] Nothing, man.

[02:26:14] I'm gonna just water the glass.

[02:26:18] One below.

[02:26:20] I

[02:26:33] Want 20 on clothes one enemy remaining spike down mid

[02:26:50] Oh my god, you lost it out, didn't we?

[02:27:02] No, we got it.

[02:27:03] There's no way it comes here, right?

[02:27:05] No, you would never.

[02:27:12] Bob, I'm getting scared.

[02:27:18] it's okay 30 seconds left

[02:27:26] I'm making those running water

[02:27:33] oh nice you like that little water run though keep it above me that was good

[02:27:39] easy

[02:27:42] Muda duel with 10s.

[02:27:49] Bro, please, man.

[02:27:51] Nice job, guys. Two more rounds, just win this shit.

[02:27:54] Definitely get a gun.

[02:27:57] Thanks, bro.

[02:27:59] Insha'Allah, that gun blasts till the next round.

[02:28:05] Sorry, my name is Starry.

[02:28:14] Be long.

[02:28:15] Talking to you, it's probably you guys.

[02:28:19] 25,000 viewers you changed.

[02:28:21] Tricky Troi bro, ever since 10k viewers.

[02:28:23] Face your fear!

[02:28:24] That was never the same bro.

[02:28:25] I'm sorry.

[02:28:26] I'm on the show guys.

[02:28:27] You're most likely not out.

[02:28:28] Not out, not out.

[02:28:29] Fade, arena here.

[02:28:31] I like to lurk though.

[02:28:32] I should've anchored it with my operator.

[02:28:34] I just got older. They're all here. They're all here

[02:28:40] My turns coming down

[02:28:47] They're just showing

[02:29:04] And one by one they all fall down!

[02:29:11] Let's do it.

[02:29:31] This is gonna be fun.

[02:29:34] Shot, I need to take the biggest piss ever.

[02:29:59] Spike planted.

[02:30:00] One back site, one main.

[02:30:34] It looks like they'd like to go A Squadron.

[02:30:42] Let's just stack towards the end if she reopens.

[02:30:55] Mommy or snow bunnies snow bunnies

[02:30:59] I should love me some snow bunnies. I'll take a golf mommy

[02:31:05] They're both

[02:31:08] They're both good, bro. That's like apples and pears, you know, they're both good

[02:31:25] They're on B. Very likely that they're on B. It could be getting outside now.

[02:31:45] on beyond beyond me doggy

[02:31:51] trust me

[02:31:52] there was also a fade the fade was doggy

[02:31:54] 2p1

[02:31:55] yeah yeah

[02:31:59] see you there

[02:32:03] i'm gonna throw this off i promise

[02:32:05] i'm gonna get your name

[02:32:07] nah jg

[02:32:08] bg

[02:32:09] just obvious when someone's in a flash

[02:32:11] just obvious man

[02:32:13] just obvious bro

[02:32:15] Alright bro, honestly I would, you know, now the game's fun.

[02:32:23] I was gonna get off, but now that I'm like locked in, the game's gonna get fun now.

[02:32:27] Can you delay Cuba like 30 seconds though?

[02:32:29] I need to take a big piss, bro.

[02:32:31] Like a big one.

[02:32:32] Got you, bro.

[02:32:33] She's sorry when you're ready.

[02:32:34] Take it, bro.

[02:32:35] Yeah.

[02:32:36] We're back, Sha.

[02:32:37] We're back, Sha.

[02:32:38] We're back.

[02:32:39] We're back.

[02:32:40] We're back.

[02:32:41] We're back.

[02:32:42] Enjoy this amazing song, by the way, while I'm back.

[02:32:45] Why not radio anymore? I barely play this game, but as you can see when I play the game

[02:32:49] It's just 28 kills 35 kills 30 kills the chosen one

[02:32:55] The chosen one can leave Valorant, but the Valorant will never leave the chosen one

[02:33:15] you

[02:33:45] you

[02:34:15] you

[02:34:45] you

[02:35:15] you

[02:35:45] You know, I can't.

[02:36:07] I can't.

[02:36:08] Joe got about fucking anything.

[02:36:10] It's literally a talent, bro.

[02:36:12] Joe has hilarious clips, hilarious entertainment value, great community, he can literally talk

[02:36:17] about fucking anything, it's entertaining. Also, look at Joe's fucking YouTube channel,

[02:36:23] channels actually, channels. This guy is a goaded YouTuber, goaded streamer. I got

[02:36:30] Joe at my fork. Okay, now it gets hard, bro. Mooda, Mooda, Mooda. Okay. Hey Siri,

[02:36:41] I need to think Chinese thing.

[02:36:48] Okay.

[02:36:49] Oh, I need to think, bro.

[02:36:51] I need to think.

[02:36:52] What are you going to meet speed?

[02:36:53] I met speed, bro.

[02:36:54] I met speed at the charity match.

[02:36:56] I think that's the only time.

[02:36:58] Yeah, that's the only time.

[02:36:59] Okay.

[02:37:00] At five.

[02:37:02] At five.

[02:37:04] At five.

[02:37:08] At five.

[02:37:12] Murder!

[02:37:13] Bro, why is my keyboard doing this?

[02:37:18] Okay, this is hard, guys.

[02:37:24] Okay.

[02:37:27] Now look, bro, this is my list, okay?

[02:37:29] These are the people that I watch.

[02:37:31] Bro, I have to have One in my top 10 chat,

[02:37:33] I know.

[02:37:34] One is so fucking funny, Deo-shin.

[02:37:38] The only thing about One Chat is One will just randomly not

[02:37:41] stream for a month, which I told him, bro.

[02:37:43] He needs to fucking stream more.

[02:37:44] One is a goat.

[02:37:45] He needs to stream more, bro.

[02:37:47] Not even every day.

[02:37:48] But One needs to stream more.

[02:37:49] I'm not kidding.

[02:37:50] I'm sorry, bro, I'm sorry, bro, I'm not kidding.

[02:37:52] Yo, Mudo, why'd you wanna add me, bitch?

[02:37:54] All right.

[02:37:56] Bro, what is your last name?

[02:37:58] One's after you, Matt Jinksy.

[02:37:59] Listen, bro, once I start to average 20,000,

[02:38:01] once I start to average 20,000,

[02:38:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[02:38:05] Well said Muda. Well said. I actually don't know who to put up five

[02:38:08] This is so hard. I see you guys spamming names. Yeah, remember bro. This is based off of consistency

[02:38:15] Entertainment value and statistics. That's this is based off

[02:38:19] Not whatever that

[02:38:21] Complex news right over that bro. It's gonna say Muda bro. It's gonna say it's gonna be Muda bro

[02:38:26] Chela Chela's gonna be Muda bro hop 25 had in stream for like two months. I don't know what that was

[02:38:32] Okay, like bro chat you'll notice everybody on my list streams consistently everybody

[02:38:42] Okay, chat I think if we're going off consistency yeah, I

[02:38:46] Want to say XQC bro. I want to say XQC XQC is live every day for like years

[02:38:54] XC's life every day for like years, bro

[02:38:57] I kind of want to say XQC, but I also do want to throw a Jason in here

[02:39:00] I kind of want to throw Jason. Jason's really consistent to you, Chad. Jason is really consistent, too.

[02:39:07] Yeah.

[02:39:11] But also, Chad, I think if you're going to say 20-26 off of pure consistency.

[02:39:17] Chad, if you're going to say 20-26 off of your consistency.

[02:39:20] You're not making it in a single list, LOL.

[02:39:22] It's statistics. I think you have to have peanut in your top five.

[02:39:25] I don't even think complex had peanut in their top 25.

[02:39:29] I think you broke

[02:39:34] We'll have

[02:39:59] I have the bomb if I don't have the bomb there I would have been

[02:40:28] I don't know, I'm doing it to our tail.

[02:40:32] I gave it to our tail specifically, actually.

[02:40:34] So it's a tail and it's a straight tail.

[02:40:36] So you gave me the bomb.

[02:40:37] You dropped the bomb.

[02:40:38] No, no, no.

[02:40:39] I didn't even drop it.

[02:40:40] I didn't even drop it.

[02:40:41] Capuchonkas?

[02:40:42] I did.

[02:40:43] Okay.

[02:40:44] We remember.

[02:40:45] Let me get this straight, bro.

[02:40:47] Jack, should I do my top ten list after this?

[02:40:49] I think I'm going to...

[02:40:50] Everyone's doing their top ten list.

[02:40:52] Jason, Ron, the complex, Jinxie.

[02:40:57] I'm gonna do my top 10 lesson, I'm gonna do my top 10 lesson, yep.

[02:41:02] A whole drive might do this.

[02:41:07] Yo, I got 10 gold now.

[02:41:09] He's gonna be very simple, bro.

[02:41:14] He's made, he's made.

[02:41:27] What the fuck is Tom complex is the guys that made the list and they put Jinxie on 24

[02:41:44] which is just ridiculous literally retarded

[02:42:17] does this guy just outlaw all day every day all day every day all day every day

[02:42:37] does this guy just literally just outlaw all day every day

[02:42:45] 10s x artisan mousepads out now

[02:42:50] What?

[02:42:52] How's this guy getting like

[02:42:53] Every fucking

[02:42:56] Like dude 10s is actually insane though

[02:43:00] 10s is actually insane

[02:43:08] Artisan

[02:43:09] 10s

[02:43:10] SX0 Red 10s Edition.

[02:43:15] Chat, was JP gaming where I bought it from?

[02:43:20] Clean.

[02:43:23] Yeah, I mean, I already bought one.

[02:43:27] I would look you buy it though, I got 10s out, but...

[02:43:30] I want you to spray an ankle at 90 miles an hour.

[02:43:33] Brim, you gotta get a new phone, bro.

[02:43:35] How did that just go? No, you saw that.

[02:43:37] No, you saw that.

[02:43:38] for you actually get out backwards which one did you get I got the artisan

[02:43:45] Zero black xxl it's on the way

[02:43:47] Yeah.

[02:43:53] Anybody want to dip this chamber?

[02:43:56] Oh, I blew it.

[02:44:01] It's on the chamber.

[02:44:03] You did it.

[02:44:04] Oh my god.

[02:44:10] Our spike carrier is gross.

[02:44:12] Spike down B.

[02:44:14] Last player standing.

[02:44:15] I

[02:44:22] Have a I have a main

[02:44:41] You guys is going to go for a kid

[02:44:45] No one will believe you that you aren't responsible for the body if it happens every day.

[02:44:50] I don't give a fuck.

[02:44:53] If you want new kid up to you, hit that shit.

[02:45:15] One enemy remaining on my mark.

[02:45:40] Who could have predicted this?

[02:45:44] I

[02:45:47] Okay, yeah, keep this momentum

[02:45:53] Five points go again work it

[02:46:01] Gene C is already on his nine spot on his list and he doesn't have you yet guys. It's coming to bro. Don't worry, bro

[02:46:09] It's coming

[02:46:14] I'm going to hit him.

[02:46:21] Where are you?

[02:46:26] Come on here boys.

[02:46:30] I'm not impressed.

[02:46:35] Wait, am I actually 10?

[02:46:42] see what why he see what why he bro no way

[02:46:52] can't see no everyone you don't know what I'm done

[02:46:59] why would you guys even troll like

[02:47:06] nice why would you control my time okay I like

[02:47:12] I mean, why would y'all have control of that?

[02:47:14] Yeah, we just share on with our iPad.

[02:47:16] We were working to talk.

[02:47:19] He said you're top one on the cheaters list.

[02:47:23] More to the only list you're on as the Epstein list.

[02:47:26] You're picking it up. You're literally running at it.

[02:47:31] What are you talking about, me? I'm talking about the Shrap, or I should do it again. Do the Shrap.

[02:47:42] I mean ladies and gentlemen you just can't catch them all I'm tapping blood blood

[02:48:02] Ladies and gentlemen, you just can't catch them all man child. What's drinks? He's uh, what's Jinx he's less? Let me see

[02:48:13] This is the thing I was saying about the

[02:48:16] He's a change it's run wait, I want to say one more thing, bro

[02:48:24] Playbomb

[02:48:32] I appreciate it bro because I'm not gonna lie that shit was crazy, but I do appreciate everybody that said something

[02:48:38] Bro, yeah, I don't know how well I hear about Jinx. He should be top three

[02:48:44] Whatever whatever your category is bro whether it's speed Kai Jinxie Jinxie speed Kai Kai speed Jinxie Kai Jinxie

[02:48:53] It doesn't matter but Jinxie has to be top three right now

[02:48:58] 100% top three

[02:49:02] And that's not even glazing, that's just literally statistics.

[02:49:06] You can't even like roll fuck opinions.

[02:49:08] So to play, let's play.

[02:49:10] Statistically, he's number one right now, to be honest.

[02:49:13] Actually, it's probably speed.

[02:49:15] Speed's probably number one.

[02:49:16] Smoke like this.

[02:49:18] And Teodra and Tread as well.

[02:49:20] Rolled one.

[02:49:22] One CT right now, but off one side, guys.

[02:49:26] On side one.

[02:49:27] He's hit.

[02:49:30] One, uh...

[02:49:32] still got it

[02:49:39] one enemy remaining

[02:49:43] don't you missile

[02:49:50] desert

[02:49:53] bang

[02:49:58] those are my rounds bro like pistols and shit pistols and buckies those are mine

[02:50:07] not chamber had enough you're too dirty made up for it let's I swelled up to

[02:50:13] drew do you think you deserve to be in the top 25 the top 25 statistically I

[02:50:22] don't know bro like opinion-based I don't know I don't know I should have

[02:50:25] I'm ready. And who is even talking to me?

[02:50:27] I can't even hear you.

[02:50:29] He's still in your target.

[02:50:31] Who is talking to me?

[02:50:33] Making cover.

[02:50:38] He also what?

[02:50:40] No destruction is on this road.

[02:50:42] That's a real budget problem, guys, huh?

[02:50:44] We're so deployed.

[02:50:46] It's just weird that there's four on it now, huh?

[02:51:02] I think I'm I deserve top twenty five top twenty five top twenty five's insane

[02:51:30] top 25 is insane look for clues question mark

[02:52:08] It's just like Jesus man

[02:52:21] Like what are we joining them what are we joining what's wrong with what does which trucker think I'm at

[02:52:31] Imagine guys let's see what's which trucker thinks I'm running for men. I

[02:52:34] I would say I'm a very consistent streamer though, no chat.

[02:52:38] Oh, what the map?

[02:52:39] Ah!

[02:52:44] I'm sure.

[02:52:49] Would y'all say I'm a consistent streamer?

[02:53:00] I've been streaming for two years right now.

[02:53:02] Two years and maybe four month five months

[02:53:20] That's insane, bro

[02:53:22] I should have worked, but I suck.

[02:53:30] Oh wait, no they have four people.

[02:53:32] We should wait for the last five seconds and do something.

[02:53:37] I remember I got banned for a week here bro, shameless.

[02:53:43] They played no one day for multiple rounds, it's just a day I guess.

[02:53:47] Okay.

[02:53:48] I can turn through Sam.

[02:53:50] walk up and then smoke smoke smoke yeah just contact it actually all right

[02:54:00] you're on him you got it's just weird bro like I don't know I should have waited

[02:54:14] for the tail draw the folding pop but I was using the tech where he goes to shoot

[02:54:17] the tail joint a nice swing with the tail joint and I kill him.

[02:54:21] But, yeah.

[02:54:22] We got like four to three everywhere we go, it's kind of confusing.

[02:54:25] That is quite a peculiar glitch that's happening right now.

[02:54:28] Yeah, I don't know.

[02:54:29] How do we, yeah, guys, is there a way to patch the glitch up and down the line?

[02:54:33] It's like a software for having a delay or something and fixing it.

[02:54:41] Sure.

[02:54:42] And do the day

[02:55:00] Hopping and two ups

[02:55:03] Why chat the yeah, man, that's it. It's done bro. It's done. This is the

[02:55:08] This is the last game of the day, bro. The snipers ruined it, bro

[02:55:14] Score be like nine the fucking three right now feather wasn't nervous

[02:55:21] Reach what I'm a delay. Yeah, bro. Let me just put thousands of people on a 15 second delay. I'm all day

[02:55:38] Nice

[02:55:45] Switching sides

[02:55:55] Just gonna smoke at every round and play a patch with it

[02:55:57] I

[02:56:01] Shot or trickfully should I order trickfully we could play one three one this I'm rolling to play go channel

[02:56:08] Sorry, I'm sad just go ahead and tell us if I spawn

[02:56:13] Or I mean go be Jack sorry Jack who here has played

[02:56:17] Jack who here has played?

[02:56:21] Subnautica

[02:56:23] Has anyone played Subnautica?

[02:56:27] How was it?

[02:56:29] Nice, nice, huh?

[02:56:34] They're enabling.

[02:56:37] One to me, son.

[02:56:39] I'm going to do that.

[02:56:42] Two men, guys.

[02:56:44] Fight down, A.

[02:56:50] Why are you coming with me?

[02:56:52] Nice.

[02:56:54] Shit.

[02:56:59] I hate to say it, but how about we best to play as a team?

[02:57:03] Yeah.

[02:57:04] So, uh, what's the plan?

[02:57:24] I got a black key.

[02:57:29] Yep, I got a black key.

[02:57:41] Well I just thought you would use that shotgun in your hands.

[02:57:46] Spike down B. One enemy in the middle.

[02:57:50] This girl, right?

[02:57:56] Shoot the bad guys, not that for a plan.

[02:57:59] Would you guys cheat on your girlfriend for one billion dollars?

[02:58:06] It doesn't have to be dollars, it can be one million of anything.

[02:58:10] Would you cheat on your wife with kids? Like you guys have kids together.

[02:58:15] Yes, for a billion dollars?

[02:58:17] you have your wife and you guys have kids yes yes yes for a billion dollars

[02:58:23] a billion dollars yes bro i would let all three of them hate each for the rest of

[02:58:27] their life if i could just

[02:58:29] right right run here a million dollars each a billion dollars

[02:58:35] enemy kill

[02:59:37] A bomb top A

[02:59:39] NB

[02:59:42] There is an enemy on the wall here

[02:59:46] Don't smoke. No, that's not gonna happen

[02:59:50] Don't smoke

[02:59:52] Come on, get out of the way

[02:59:54] Two guys through the...

[02:59:56] Fight down A

[03:00:04] One enemy remaining

[03:00:07] I'm so pissed.

[03:00:14] Don't stress if I die.

[03:00:16] Cause great, young girl.

[03:00:18] I'm such a new breath address.

[03:00:23] Is going 31 at 38 and 1 in a tutorial match good?

[03:00:29] Tutorial match.

[03:00:31] this motherfucker asked is going 38 and 1 in a league of legends tutorial match

[03:00:37] good okay jake you ready to pop that

[03:00:41] yo Alex don't really offer it up

[03:00:44] I'm ready

[03:00:47] ready to be WQB guys

[03:00:49] pop it pop it pop it pop it

[03:00:53] sit still

[03:00:55] spike down B one enemy remaining

[03:01:01] I'm going up

[03:01:02] Crazy man, once you get after the easy side and they're not like, like, it's crazy, bro

[03:01:06] I'm not

[03:01:11] I thought you were saying 5 hit brim, I didn't know you said pop it

[03:01:14] Guys, should I order Chick-fil-A?

[03:01:16] If I may

[03:01:17] I'll pick

[03:01:18] I'll pick Cane's

[03:01:19] I don't have Cane's in Canada

[03:01:22] In Canada?

[03:01:23] Yeah

[03:01:24] That is disgusting

[03:01:26] Yeah, at least I can walk out of the house

[03:01:29] Fucking shot bro.

[03:01:31] No you can't walk out of house you're gonna slip and fall on your fat nose and break it.

[03:01:35] Fuck.

[03:01:36] So.

[03:01:37] Put that on that fucking ice.

[03:01:39] What you ever been talking about in America like that?

[03:01:43] Hey bro, at least you know, you say I walk outside.

[03:01:46] You want to play, let's play.

[03:01:48] I think in America if you look at someone the wrong way then I shoot you.

[03:01:52] I'm thin.

[03:01:53] I hope they see you throwing up so much gas.

[03:01:55] He's alive.

[03:01:56] I'm not sure.

[03:01:58] But alright.

[03:02:02] What's the special about?

[03:02:04] I'm gonna die!

[03:02:06] Let me die.

[03:02:10] I'm back.

[03:02:16] An animatron!

[03:02:18] One animatron!

[03:02:20] I'm not for you.

[03:02:22] Like an animatron.

[03:02:26] My mistake, stand up, use the key.

[03:02:30] You play one more towards me this round.

[03:02:35] You know one country I went to and I loved?

[03:02:38] I went to Mumbai bro, Mumbai. Mumbai was pretty cool.

[03:02:44] Have you ever played Overwatch?

[03:02:45] I didn't know why I didn't want to say anything.

[03:02:48] No, because I was thinking if the Overwatch map was the same.

[03:02:51] Oh!

[03:02:52] Where is that Overwatch?

[03:02:54] get out of my way we don't know anything about Mumbai India is the country

[03:03:03] Mumbai is the capital

[03:03:09] what's up

[03:03:13] Why is Mumbai not the capital?

[03:03:17] Delhi is the capital.

[03:03:21] Off your feet!

[03:03:23] If you live here, you're gonna be slim.

[03:03:25] I'm all...

[03:03:27] I'm gonna win.

[03:03:29] I'll think soon.

[03:03:31] That's not good.

[03:03:33] Fuck.

[03:03:35] All three of them.

[03:03:37] 120 Wele.

[03:03:39] All three...

[03:03:41] Two on site, 120 waylay.

[03:03:55] Stinger's just unbeatable.

[03:03:57] Fuck this stupid ass gun, bro.

[03:03:59] Yeah, that was so good, bro.

[03:04:01] Oh my god, I should have just been jiggling, so I know he's that stupid ass gun.

[03:04:11] You know what I should want to live in Florida man Florida would be pretty cool Florida is nice

[03:04:19] What is my like Florida? I heard what's the lowest a tax spot in America? It's Florida, Texas

[03:04:25] They're not Texas, but I think it's Tennessee

[03:04:31] They have

[03:04:41] One enemy remaining.

[03:04:46] I think Florida is the best spot, man.

[03:04:57] The thing is...

[03:04:58] It's so nice.

[03:05:00] Bro, it's just...

[03:05:02] My family's in Canada, bro.

[03:05:05] I can move away from them.

[03:05:07] I mean, what is a flight, bro?

[03:05:10] a flight bro it is only like a one-hour flight i'm gonna be honest you're actually

[03:05:13] yeah bro you're actually like not the goodies butt rich goodbye bye like one is a flight

[03:05:23] but can i live in america if i'm a canadian citizen

[03:05:27] i think they will not share

[03:05:30] shut up i don't can't beat him can i live in america

[03:05:40] One enemy remaining. I think Mos was there.

[03:05:46] Udall was brim. Uh, brim.

[03:05:48] Hey, you're still in fact, bitch!

[03:06:02] Noo, my eel!

[03:06:06] No, we lost!

[03:06:10] I don't keep through that guys. I'm getting very very drained. You know, no no no no no KJ lost that fresh shit

[03:06:16] What's up? KJ lost that for all of us. I do know it. Shut up. Shut up

[03:06:26] Yo go off him in quick. Run him in off. Oh, you know they need no way on that. Don't do that

[03:06:40] They took me out.

[03:06:42] Nice.

[03:06:44] Come on, man.

[03:06:48] One enemy remaining.

[03:06:50] Fight down, man.

[03:06:58] Bring it.

[03:07:02] You took the rope?

[03:07:04] Are you serious?

[03:07:06] Where is he going?

[03:07:08] Oh fuck it off bro, I'll be honest.

[03:07:15] Alright bruh, that's it bro, I think I'm done with this game for today.

[03:07:19] B-b-b-b-b-brother, GG.

[03:07:21] GG's bruh, it was an honor playing with you bruh, take care.

[03:07:24] You as well.

[03:07:27] One more? Fuck no.

[03:07:29] That's all you guys get bro, I'm not a Valorant streamer anymore guys, stop.

[03:07:33] tomorrow we'll do a valorant segment and tomorrow we'll do a valorant segment and a valorant stream

[03:07:41] about that

[03:07:42] I

[03:07:45] Don't know no no no no

[03:07:48] Chips it whatever you lie time and I don't know man check Jinxie stream

[03:07:55] What oh it's what parties on me does he own a team exactly on the team chat, right?

[03:08:00] Yep, you know somebody said Marlin. I don't know if Marlin's on my list

[03:08:06] Hmm. I okay

[03:08:08] You're saying top 20 Marlon would be in my top 20 bro. This is so hard like you

[03:08:15] So hard bro top 10 cannot be that hard like genuinely let's see. Okay top 10 streamers

[03:08:28] Okay top 10 streamers speed

[03:08:33] 3, 2, Jinxie, 3, Kaizenat, 4, XQC, 5, Ron, 6, Jason the Wien, ah!

[03:09:03] Speed, jigsie, queso, xqc, raw, jason, the wean.

[03:09:23] The thing is that trade recs doesn't really stream anymore.

[03:09:26] If he streams, it's gambling streams.

[03:09:30] If you were to stream consistently, this list is based on consistency statistics and just

[03:09:40] like, if I can just watch you and not fall asleep, right?

[03:09:47] The thing is, I understand OnlyPixel is very funny, OnlyPixel is very funny, OnlyPixel

[03:09:53] is a very good streamer, he knows how to entertain you, he knows how to make jokes,

[03:09:56] You know how to use the soundboard properly he just never streams. He just never like guys guys

[03:10:14] This guy took off on this guy took

[03:10:17] September October no, but this guy took three months off

[03:10:24] three months off

[03:10:26] I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck in a tree! I'm stuck in a tree!

[03:10:51] Buster is uh, okay, uh

[03:11:03] I can't even res because I'm oh my

[03:11:10] W word zone bro

[03:11:12] Spin jinxie case. So the thing is I don't watch case. So though

[03:11:16] like I don't even watch case so child the thing is like

[03:11:29] Speed Jinxie case so xqc run I would also put in a Ross but in Ross like never streams anymore

[03:11:41] Like ever

[03:11:46] I feel like only pixel just never streams, but if only pixel did stream he'd be like literally

[03:11:57] top five easily top five as you see is like one of the best streamers in my opinion honestly

[03:12:05] if I could put as you see bought in front of all these guys I would just because of

[03:12:08] how consistent he is this guy she's been shooting for like 10 years every day for

[03:12:12] like 12 hours a day every day no matter what like every time he starts a stream it's

[03:12:15] 12-hour stream somehow I don't know how he does it wrong also a very consistent

[03:12:19] shimmer jade's a very consistent shimmer

[03:12:23] case so needs to be like I don't know case those good statistically I don't

[03:12:27] know

[03:12:45] The thing is, I never watched Joe, but I know Joe is genuinely, you know what, Joe is actually

[03:13:03] a good pick.

[03:13:05] Joe is a good pick.

[03:13:07] Joe is a good pick.

[03:13:09] Joe is actually like, Joe is actually a good pick.

[03:13:12] Joe is actually good.

[03:13:14] Joe is actually good.

[03:13:15] Joe's actually a very solid pick.

[03:13:17] Number nine.

[03:13:26] Kai Aiden.

[03:13:40] Neon.

[03:13:41] I said neon neon like are you lost your mind bro?

[03:13:49] I said 10s 9 oh I think for top 9 it's gotta be oh my god summit right chat right

[03:14:06] summit goes live every day for 15 hours a day with 12 hours a day 12 hours a day

[03:14:15] every day 15,000 viewers every day no matter what game he's playing

[03:14:36] And that's it at this

[03:14:46] Unless it's hot I mean bro like this I mean

[03:14:52] Soda pop in no ice Poseidon

[03:14:58] Asmengold like I don't know bro. I've never watched asmengold bro

[03:15:01] I've never watched as in in gold man to be honest, bro

[03:15:05] I guess there's like agent and then there's like phantom and then there's like

[03:15:10] There's I don't know. I'm not gonna make these lists

[03:15:12] But this but if I were to make my if I were to make my top 10 if I were to make my top 10

[03:15:18] If I were to make my top 10

[03:15:21] It would be this but like a didn't Ross should be way higher because of the impact he had on streaming

[03:15:27] But in my in my experience who I think is the funniest it would go by this list it would go from this list

[03:15:37] It would go from this list

[03:15:39] Honestly, actually you could put only put some number five, but the thing is bro only put some never streams anymore. That's why

[03:15:45] Or the person legitimately never streams anymore

[03:15:47] That's why I want to see what they have on their top 20 and actually in true

[03:15:50] Don't get it like they have the money they have the editors like just make a video like

[03:15:54] Like you don't even have to do the work.

[03:15:57] Like it just doesn't make any sense to me.

[03:15:59] Yeah, I think you care way more about YouTube than Twitch,

[03:16:03] which obviously I think you should.

[03:16:06] Like, I mean, YouTube is just,

[03:16:07] bro, YouTube is just a better platform

[03:16:10] to actually create content on

[03:16:12] because, Jack, think about it like this.

[03:16:14] Top 25, Valkyrie.

[03:16:19] Top 24, Jinxie.

[03:16:21] Are you fucking serious?

[03:16:35] How the fuck is Jinxie at top 24, Jack?

[03:16:42] Tellil Hassan Abi

[03:16:47] Yana. Yana is a higher t-

[03:16:52] DDG.

[03:16:55] XQC.

[03:17:02] XQC is at top 19. Are you fucking with t-

[03:17:17] DJ academics, agents, adapt, your age, case-o, top 13 by the way, Jason Naline, Nip, Leon,

[03:17:36] Leon!

[03:17:47] Oh my oh my god, Rekai, top 10, Sabo-Lahi, Sabo-Lahi, Sabo-Lahi, actually, no no actually

[03:18:13] is a clinker list.

[03:18:16] Aiden Ross.

[03:18:17] Ray.

[03:18:20] Extra Emily.

[03:18:24] Phantom.

[03:18:25] Blackboy Max.

[03:18:34] Sina.

[03:18:35] Ron.

[03:18:36] Kai Speed.

[03:18:43] Oh my god, this is just insane

[03:18:58] This is just insane, bro, this is just insane

[03:19:03] WSG bomber. Why are you so devastated?

[03:19:06] This is just an insane list legitimately insane list, bro

[03:19:12] I think YouTube in the next 5-10 years is probably going to be the biggest streaming platform outside of Netflix HBO Hulu and all of them combined by far

[03:19:19] It might already be that but like YouTube is

[03:19:23] Way, it's just better like if you're somebody that even from a money perspective

[03:19:28] All right, like yes, you can you can watch cool shows on fucking Netflix and shit

[03:19:32] But it's like bro YouTube there is and like you just do scroll YouTube for days

[03:19:36] And just find people that you fuck with and just watch their stuff

[03:19:39] I also think their recommendation system is better

[03:19:41] But one thing I don't like about twitch and I feel bad for smaller streamers is it's fucking impossible

[03:19:46] I mean you knew this because you were streaming for fucking three years before you got an audience

[03:19:50] It's impossible to fucking grow yeah, you're wrong. I think they're not YouTube on twitch raw

[03:19:55] I agree if you're not getting clipped the odds that you would I wish you should on YouTube as well

[03:19:59] Check the thing is bro, I was I did and I got a copyright strike, bro

[03:20:04] I got a copyright strike on my YouTube. I got a copyright

[03:20:12] This is a W shirt bro. This is actually a good shirt shout out Jackie

[03:20:16] That ass. Jackie if you're in the chat right now drop five gifts. I know it's you

[03:20:22] 100,000% polyester

[03:20:26] This one is for stable fat gold

[03:20:29] Let's see here, nothing in my life that's going to be the same.

[03:20:40] Banger.

[03:20:41] What is that?

[03:20:42] What is it?

[03:20:43] $2,200,000, $2,200,000, Skolutis, the hottest balls you'll ever put in your mouth.

[03:20:56] I mean.

[03:20:59] 2 million, so much $1,000, like right away this guy goes into dollars.

[03:21:03] Right away dollars, instantly dollars.

[03:21:11] It can't be that hot, can they?

[03:21:13] And Lacey would love this, though.

[03:21:19] Dustin?

[03:21:25] Yo, brah, I know you're cooling down now.

[03:21:29] You want some cheese puffs or not?

[03:21:31] I'm not eating any more hot shit.

[03:21:33] It's not hot. It's just cheese puffs.

[03:21:35] Anything you bring in here is not going down my throat.

[03:21:37] Right. Is the Lacy's going to see cheese puffs when you eat them or not?

[03:21:40] No, they don't. I'm not eating.

[03:21:42] What are those?

[03:21:44] You know what? If you eat a cheese puff in front of my face, I'll eat a cheese puff.

[03:21:50] Joey, what a cheese puff.

[03:21:54] Alright, bro. I'll stop bothering you, bro.

[03:21:56] No, you're not bothering me at all.

[03:21:58] I

[03:22:01] Love doing the viewer segment. So I love being a viewer for the day bro

[03:22:05] Like check I just get switch viewer for the day to the twitch streamer today. Oh

[03:22:09] I remember what I was gonna say. Oh go now go now. I don't want you to get okay

[03:22:14] For the lead brain leads again. We just smoked. I

[03:22:17] No, no, no, no, I'm not

[03:22:21] I was gonna say if the people that stream like

[03:22:24] Like low competitive gameplay, they're not personality streamers.

[03:22:30] They don't want to blow up being entertaining.

[03:22:33] They want to blow up playing like Valorant, but they're hard stuck gold too.

[03:22:38] No one is watching that shit.

[03:22:41] Like that is true.

[03:22:43] That's the problem.

[03:22:44] And I like I don't want to be that is true because I'm also shit at video games.

[03:22:47] That is true.

[03:22:48] I'm not sitting here going, oh, people are watching for my fucking flat rocket.

[03:22:52] True.

[03:22:53] True.

[03:22:54] true true true true true true true true true walahi true bro true true walahi true

[03:23:03] sex we play legal legends or should we play apex legends what do y'all want bro

[03:23:09] that note you're just gonna drop now you don't have a you don't have nothing to hit

[03:23:13] you got the right idea but you know settle down a bit because you need to have your

[03:23:16] i have your axel, i have your axel

[03:23:18] the axe ran out, always pay attention to the refresh time

[03:23:20] to the refresh time, okay?

[03:23:22] right now you can't fight

[03:23:23] you dropped it again, now you can't fight right now, you're weak

[03:23:26] don't fight, wait for double axes again, last if you could

[03:23:30] apex, apex

[03:23:32] she's walking up for an auto

[03:23:34] in fact do we really want to play apex, like bro i don't have a stack for apex though bro

[03:23:38] i don't have a stack for apex

[03:23:46] I'll miss that so you don't get any more.

[03:23:50] Oh yeah, I'll miss that.

[03:23:54] Does this only play pubs?

[03:24:00] Chat, why does fade only play pubs?

[03:24:03] I don't get it.

[03:24:04] Wait, I'll try and miss.

[03:24:09] I'm not going to do horror games today chat Jesus this guy looks like he's on Adderall

[03:24:34] Why does he play like he's on Adderall, bro?

[03:24:46] Oh my god.

[03:24:50] Wait, say something in our school again?

[03:24:52] Dude, this guy is like low-key the most insane mechanics I've ever seen in my life.

[03:25:22] Ask him if he wants to, I already asked him, but he always just says he only likes to do pubs only.

[03:25:27] Like this guy that just loves farming pub players only, I don't know why.

[03:25:31] Alright, that's good. Alright, now it crashes. Reset. Reset. No, no, no, reset.

[03:25:36] So the wave crashed, right? So now you have a little bit of time to try to reset.

[03:25:40] Okay? It's okay to reset.

[03:25:42] It's okay to reset.

[03:25:43] Yes, so they can't stop it at spots.

[03:25:47] It was a little bit slow, so you're going to make it time a little bit late.

[03:25:50] How the fuck is ChimChim Emerald?

[03:25:57] How the fuck is ChimChim Emerald, though?

[03:26:04] Joe is glazing you? What do you mean?

[03:26:08] Yeah, we did get sidetracked.

[03:26:10] But it was good. It was good.

[03:26:12] Oh, you're not pro, but you're not like a pro.

[03:26:15] You're acting so cheap.

[03:26:17] Valorant, you up to...

[03:26:19] You have to be

[03:26:21] That's like, I mean you it's just muscle memory, but you can kind of be mindless

[03:26:25] It's active to learn it and then mindless to play outside of it

[03:26:28] That's what I do with like Marvel rivals. I'll play that shit off-screen and it's just like what I mean Joe

[03:26:33] They tricks on it. What do you mean mindlessly play that game? Like once you know what you're doing

[03:26:38] Someone give me a clip

[03:26:42] Like you don't have to be insanely good, okay

[03:26:45] You have to be really good at the game or really fucking like I think I saw Tim the tap man

[03:26:50] Say that you have to be really good at the game or really funny

[03:26:52] You know, but really good meaning almost pro not ascendant in Valorant

[03:26:59] You have to be like mood a good or better like yes out of video games like

[03:27:06] That's the only the only way like you have to be I

[03:27:10] I mean like you're good at rainbow, but like you're popular because you're fucking funny, right?

[03:27:16] Yeah, I'm not like you're texting such eating. Okay, mood and not

[03:27:24] But like I like no, you're good enough to make funny clips and also have entertaining gameplay, which is like a good combination

[03:27:32] Yeah, no, yeah, yeah for sure for sure

[03:27:36] Yeah

[03:27:38] We got sidetracked. I'm still getting rough

[03:27:47] Because he got me into modern streaming I used to watch his Pogo stuck

[03:27:52] Yo, Mura, it's your branding. No, it's not bro. I'm not a cheater, bro. I'm not a cheater, bro chill

[03:27:59] So what's up our six comeback when I get predator and apex but bro like

[03:28:13] We need like a new stack man. I'm gonna be honest chat

[03:28:17] Zane is like never getting on anymore, bro. He's so busy with scrims. I need an apex stack to play with bro

[03:28:24] Who's on apex? Let's see

[03:28:26] So Imperial Hall is never going to play with me, Faze is never going to play with me,

[03:28:32] Bubblegum.

[03:28:33] Chat is Bubblegum good.

[03:28:36] Chat is Bubblegum good.

[03:28:38] You see told us it's your birthday today

[03:28:41] Or was that the money I forgot say nothing

[03:28:58] Listen to bubble gum I haven't heard him say a nice thing to his teammate all day

[03:29:03] oh my god

[03:29:05] can you help me go to friend?

[03:29:07] sorry for playing with you, I'm gonna drop the number 2 man

[03:29:09] number 1 ego bro

[03:29:11] do you have

[03:29:13] do you have a second account?

[03:29:15] I'm diamond

[03:29:17] 3

[03:29:19] right now

[03:29:21] do you have a second account?

[03:29:23] what?

[03:29:29] bubble gum

[03:29:33] I don't know what to do on Apex bro, like I'm not solo queueing on Apex Legends, I'd rather

[03:29:58] I'd rather die than solo one Apex, bro.

[03:30:09] I mean, I'm lowkey down to play, I'm lowkey down to play League, but I don't want to play League yet.

[03:30:18] I want to like lowkey play Apex.

[03:30:28] I'm just going to stream something and put it on YouTube, I'm going to stream something

[03:30:35] and put it on YouTube, like, which is also just sick, so.

[03:30:41] Play some Rocky League.

[03:30:46] Hands sticking out of trailer leads to sick discovery.

[03:30:58] 15 year old kid who stole $60,000, child watch a YouTube video, but I want to watch a YouTube

[03:31:12] video, okay I want to watch a YouTube video, he's my Chick-fil-A, he's my Chick-fil-A's

[03:31:15] outside my house so I'm done, I'm done watching video and then start like the Eegers, I'm

[03:31:18] sure, or the Apex Legends, we'll see whatever we want to play after, but why are they

[03:31:24] list why are they giving me get two days shipping for Viagra y'all I'm 22 years

[03:31:30] old bro I don't need Viagra bro

[03:31:38] should we watch this

[03:31:41] I don't want to go to this video.

[03:31:54] The hunt for now.

[03:32:00] Man does the unthinkable after talking to chat GBT.

[03:32:07] Let's see what kids are doing to chat GBT these days bro.

[03:32:11] See what kids are doing with chat, Jimmy TV days.

[03:32:13] Chat give me one sec, I'm gonna get my food,

[03:32:14] go quick, let's watch TV video.

[03:32:32] All right, let's go.

[03:32:33] You got your f***ing blood f***ing right to your f***ing...

[03:32:39] F***ing holy f***ing...

[03:32:40] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[03:32:42] And you'll make me...

[03:32:45] Okay, this guy's already f***ing crazy.

[03:32:49] You're gonna kill you all!

[03:32:51] Kill you all!

[03:32:54] And I want your imagination!

[03:32:59] When police respond to reports of serious threats to a local business, they come face-to-face

[03:33:05] with a suspect whose behavior that may have been shaped in part by chat GPT makes it nearly

[03:33:11] impossible to tell what he believes is real and what's a complete delusion.

[03:33:16] Yeah, I am the f***ing love.

[03:33:18] The following is based on official police records released to date.

[03:33:22] On the evening of March 7th, 2025, her father and his son walk into a police station in West

[03:33:27] Lake Ohio to discuss a car the son had previously reported stolen.

[03:33:32] Unaware that one of them is about to be arrested for something else entirely.

[03:33:38] The man in handcuffs is 20-year-old Sheehan Park.

[03:33:41] 20 years old, what are you doing, bro?

[03:33:43] How much enemies have you watched in your life to turn up to be like this?

[03:33:47] Like genuinely, how much anime have you watched?

[03:33:53] Discussion about the car was all a ruse created by police to have him come to

[03:33:57] the station voluntarily.

[03:34:13] The urgency to bring Sheehan to the station stemmed from a call earlier that night, when

[03:34:17] police were summoned to the Marks grocery store where he works.

[03:34:22] According to reports a co-worker from the store showed police text messages from Sheehan

[03:34:26] in which he threatened to kill everyone at the store the next day, while also calling himself Lord Shiva.

[03:34:32] Yo, what is wrong with this guy? Is this guy good?

[03:34:37] This guy's tweaking. What do you mean? You're gonna kill everyone at the store?

[03:34:41] Why is he talking like this?

[03:34:42] Why are you here?

[03:34:43] What the fuck even is Lord Shiva?

[03:34:45] He's gonna kill you all in 12 PM?

[03:34:49] What's the time?

[03:34:50] What's the time?

[03:34:50] Hey, 11 o'clock.

[03:34:53] Hey, dumb.

[03:34:54] Why is he talking like this oh god this video is so cringy and stupid fuck whatever

[03:35:01] let's watch it though, well I refuse to believe human beings are like this bro

[03:35:06] but then you have to believe there's 8 billion humans there has to be one of

[03:35:12] them that turns out like this which is just disgusting but anyway

[03:35:16] Is he going to kill you all in 12?

[03:35:18] Yeah.

[03:35:19] Oh, I don't know.

[03:35:20] What's the time?

[03:35:21] What's the time?

[03:35:22] Hey, 11 o'clock.

[03:35:23] It's not 11 o'clock.

[03:35:24] Hey, don't f***.

[03:35:25] Listen.

[03:35:26] Oh, it's f*** 10.15.

[03:35:27] You f*** up.

[03:35:28] I didn't not ask you.

[03:35:29] I don't give a f*** who you are.

[03:35:31] Hey, you're under arrest.

[03:35:32] You have the right to remain silent.

[03:35:34] Anyone who's shaking will be used to get f***ed for a while.

[03:35:36] F***ing rights are under f***ing you.

[03:35:38] F***, now you're under arrest.

[03:35:40] Oh, man.

[03:35:42] I am the lie, you dumb f***.

[03:35:45] Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I am the f*****g lawd.

[03:35:50] Jesus.

[03:35:55] Yo, is this guy good?

[03:35:58] Jesus. Oh, Jesus can't save you, buddy.

[03:36:01] As Sheehan continues acting in a completely unpredictable manner with the officers,

[03:36:06] his father calls his other son from Malawi,

[03:36:09] hoping he can help communicate with officers.

[03:36:11] I wouldn't know if I'm not too far, but I was just wondering what happened.

[03:36:16] Ah, yeah, so he was arrested by us for making threats.

[03:36:21] Has he ever been diagnosed with anything, or has he seen like a specialist, or no?

[03:36:27] Uh, I don't, I mean, I think the only thing he's been diagnosed with is like ADHD, to be honest.

[03:36:32] Oh, f***!

[03:36:37] Oh, wonderful.

[03:36:39] But his brother no longer seems to be the one he's listening to.

[03:36:54] According to police reports, detectives later uncovered conversations between Xi'an and

[03:36:59] chat GPT discussing his plans at Mark's, where he refers to March 8 as Judgment Day.

[03:37:05] Investigators noted that during the course of the conversations replies from the AI chatbot seem to empower and validate

[03:37:13] opinions

[03:37:19] Bro, is this guy okay? Is this guy okay? What the fuck is wrong with this guy bro?

[03:37:27] No, what the fuck is wrong with that?

[03:37:29] Oh

[03:37:34] You're planning to kill me reply to drop me. Oh, that's so nice of you

[03:37:44] What is wrong with this guy, bro?

[03:37:48] Is this guy is this guy? Okay?

[03:37:59] less than an hour and you're supposed to save a little less because that's the last time

[03:38:04] you're ever gonna breathe.

[03:38:05] No, I think that was.

[03:38:07] No, I'm still breathing all s***.

[03:38:10] Crazy.

[03:38:11] I thank you so much.

[03:38:12] If you shake my hand, I will breathe it from your begging, but I know you won't shake

[03:38:16] my hand because you will never shake someone's hand.

[03:38:19] No, what is wrong with this guy?

[03:38:23] Like, how are these guys not laughing?

[03:38:26] But I've been laughing and making fun of this guy, I've lost the police officer.

[03:38:30] I shake plenty of people's hands.

[03:38:31] Can you shake my hand?

[03:38:32] I just ain't shaking yours.

[03:38:33] What?

[03:38:34] Your life depends on it.

[03:38:36] No, I don't.

[03:38:39] Bro, what do you mean your life?

[03:38:41] Your life depends on it.

[03:38:44] Yo, is this guy okay?

[03:38:46] I guarantee you have no bearing on my life.

[03:38:50] One.

[03:38:51] Thank you.

[03:38:52] And I love you.

[03:38:53] I love you very much.

[03:38:54] Good.

[03:38:55] I'm a local, I'm from England

[03:38:59] And you're making me an out second chance

[03:39:03] Do you know what's in it for us?

[03:39:04] Shut the f*** up!

[03:39:05] Shut the f*** up!

[03:39:06] Fuck off by the hell is that, speaking to you!

[03:39:09] And you're making me an outlaw

[03:39:13] Of your imagination

[03:39:20] Is this guy okay?

[03:39:21] Is this guy okay?

[03:39:26] Is this guy okay?

[03:39:27] Please.

[03:39:28] Forgive me this.

[03:39:32] Please.

[03:39:33] Forgive me this.

[03:39:34] What do we have to do?

[03:39:35] What do we have to do?

[03:39:36] What do you have to do?

[03:39:37] Or what does he have to do?

[03:39:39] Pull.

[03:39:40] Well, I told you he had to knock this off for me to hit it.

[03:39:46] According to police records and the days leading up to the incident, officers were

[03:39:50] called to the family's home multiple times for a series of troubling reports. Among them

[03:39:56] were messages she on sent to former classmates, including images of himself with pentagrams

[03:40:01] and 666 drawn on his body, along with statements about taking one of their souls.

[03:40:07] So there was imagine in high school, and there's this Asian dude like

[03:40:13] Texting you I'm gonna kill everyone. I'm gonna kill you all

[03:40:17] And then send you like six six six ran all over his body

[03:40:20] Bro, I'd call the police also a claim that he had purchased a gun at the time officers determined

[03:40:25] He didn't pose an immediate threat and warned him to cease contact with the involved parties

[03:40:37] Cheap blood?

[03:40:38] I'm asking you, did he buy a gun?

[03:40:40] No.

[03:40:41] Are you sure?

[03:40:42] Yes.

[03:40:43] He had something going for him, like, you know, he was like doing golf and crossing all that,

[03:40:47] but all that, all that.

[03:40:48] No one would sell this retard a gun.

[03:40:50] I think if I'm going to sell you a gun and you do what this guy, I'm just going to

[03:40:54] shoot you instead.

[03:40:55] I'm going to be honest.

[03:40:56] NGTA.

[03:40:57] NGTA.

[03:40:58] Well, that was really bad.

[03:40:59] I mean, ever since then, he's just been having a really difficult time accepting

[03:41:03] that it's not really bad.

[03:41:05] Stop.

[03:41:06] Stop.

[03:41:07] Stop.

[03:41:08] Stop.

[03:41:09] Stop.

[03:41:10] Stop.

[03:41:11] Stop.

[03:41:12] Don't.

[03:41:13] Don't.

[03:41:14] Don't.

[03:41:15] Don't touch me.

[03:41:16] Oh, no please.

[03:41:17] Yes.

[03:41:18] Wait, I need your officer.

[03:41:19] I don't know.

[03:41:20] I don't know your name.

[03:41:21] Yeah.

[03:41:22] What's your name?

[03:41:23] Lieutenant Farce.

[03:41:24] Oh, Lieutenant Farce.

[03:41:25] Oh, Lieutenant.

[03:41:26] Oh, Lieutenant.

[03:41:27] Lieutenant.

[03:41:28] What you mean? Oh

[03:41:40] They'd be a good dog and give me a drink

[03:41:47] No, I'll speak whenever I want

[03:41:53] Well, is there something wrong with this fucking guy

[03:41:58] What the fuck, chat what's up, does anyone know what condition this is?

[03:42:08] He's got a valiant accent.

[03:42:10] Chat is there anything like, what is this called?

[03:42:15] Like if you were to bring this guy to a doctor, what would he like, what would he give him?

[03:42:19] What would he say?

[03:42:22] Too much anime syndrome.

[03:42:24] Autism?

[03:42:25] No, no, no, this isn't autism, bro.

[03:42:28] This is an autism. This is something else. Psychosis?

[03:42:37] What is this? Mame character syndrome? I don't get it. Well actually what is this?

[03:42:41] Anti-virus.

[03:42:43] Look at me!

[03:42:45] Tell me.

[03:42:46] Do you think you intimidate me dude?

[03:42:48] No I don't.

[03:42:49] Good, because you don't.

[03:42:51] No you dare look at me.

[03:42:53] That's funny right?

[03:42:55] You will be forgiven for life.

[03:42:57] And you're gonna see what I can do.

[03:42:59] That guy.

[03:43:00] You're saved.

[03:43:06] Why did you do that?

[03:43:07] Why did you do that?

[03:43:09] Why did you flip it upside down?

[03:43:11] Bro.

[03:43:18] What is wrong with this guy?

[03:43:21] So, what is this?

[03:43:23] Like, no one has answered my question, chop.

[03:43:25] Like genuinely, what is this?

[03:43:26] What is this? What would you, um, like what is this? Narcissist, bipolar, God complex? What is this?

[03:43:33] Mania. Schizophrenia and bipolar. Because you're gonna die. You especially on the computer.

[03:43:43] Yeah, with the glasses, Mr. Four Eyes.

[03:43:46] I need to get out of here because I need to save your guys' lives.

[03:43:59] I need to go.

[03:44:00] Can you release me?

[03:44:01] I need to run away.

[03:44:02] Sit down.

[03:44:03] There you go.

[03:44:04] That's master.

[03:44:05] Oh my god.

[03:44:06] Oh my god.

[03:44:07] That broke.

[03:44:08] Oh

[03:44:32] Although the family believes she on is harmless

[03:44:34] Officer still have a duty to determine the credibility of his reported threats.

[03:44:39] Can you say in March 8th and 12 o'clock what's the significance?

[03:44:42] Nothing's gonna happen guys, it's all f***ing happening.

[03:44:45] Look into my eyes and lie like I lie, you're safe.

[03:44:48] What's your problem if you don't have marks?

[03:44:51] F***!

[03:44:55] So you said you want to kill a wall?

[03:44:56] Yeah, we don't want to die.

[03:44:58] Again, you're supposed to torture me today.

[03:45:00] And you don't choose to torture me.

[03:45:01] I'm really gonna kill you all.

[03:45:03] This is the last thing. If you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all.

[03:45:06] And if you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all.

[03:45:09] Five. Five. Five.

[03:45:12] No, dude, this is a place where I'll be awake and you take it off.

[03:45:17] Oh, show!

[03:45:19] I need you to take it off. You just don't have to do it.

[03:45:24] Good boy.

[03:45:25] Jesus.

[03:45:29] Jesus, bro. Jesus.

[03:45:31] As the officers get Shion dressed into his new county-appointed wardrobe, a revelation

[03:45:38] seems to wash over him.

[03:45:58] to police reports once in his cell she on continued his volatile behavior, removing his

[03:46:03] clothes piling them in a corner and urinating on them.

[03:46:08] Bro, what in the fuck is wrong with this guy?

[03:46:18] He danced, screamed, sang, and shadowboxed and at one point attempted to break the

[03:46:23] cell surveillance camera. He also stuffed his bedsheet into the toilet, flooding the cell.

[03:46:30] Eventually as he began to calm down, Shion requested a Bible. A search of the father's car

[03:46:36] and Shion's bedroom was completed but no weapon was ever found. A correction officer reported

[03:46:42] the day after his arrest Shion admitted to him that he consumed shrooms the day before

[03:46:47] and had no recollection of the previous night. Shion was banned from all Mark's properties.

[03:46:53] If you give me water, I'm going to throw it in your mouth.

[03:46:55] If I give you water, you're going to kill us, but even though you requested water.

[03:46:58] Yeah.

[03:46:59] According to the court orders...

[03:47:03] I've never taken shrooms before. Does shrooms do this?

[03:47:09] Does shrooms do this?

[03:47:23] After a psychiatric evaluation, Shion was found not guilty by reason of insanity.

[03:47:29] Get the full story without the restrictions, including longer cuts, mostly uncensored episodes, and exclusive originals.

[03:47:40] Y'all.

[03:47:50] Interesting, though. Very, very interesting.

[03:47:53] this was one of the better videos bro

[03:48:02] Loki I'm down to watch this but not now I already finished my food but bro I

[03:48:08] was retarded that was genuinely retarded like I asked him

[03:48:18] chat rocket league apex legends or league of legends what do y'all want

[03:48:23] The cheapest M3 versus the most expensive M3.

[03:48:31] The regular M3 gets a twin-turbo-charged inline-six making 407 hp and 406 lb-ft torque.

[03:48:37] And that power goes to the rear wheels.

[03:48:38] And if you go for the base M3, you better know how to drive a manual because it's the

[03:48:41] only transmission choice you have.

[03:48:43] Inside, the regular M3 now comes with a BMW Curve display and the latest iDrive system.

[03:48:46] The center part here is for your infotainment.

[03:48:48] You also have a really nice digital gauge cluster.

[03:48:50] You also get the M Sport seats that are heated as standard.

[03:48:53] if you want to cool your butt, that'll be an extra 350.

[03:48:55] Now as the most expensive and extreme M3,

[03:48:56] the CS gets a power bump making 543 horsepower

[03:48:59] and 479 pound-feet of torque.

[03:49:01] And unlike the regular M3,

[03:49:02] the CS is all-wheel drive and only available

[03:49:04] with an eight-speed automatic.

[03:49:06] Inside, it's got all the same tech

[03:49:07] as the regular M3 with the curved display,

[03:49:09] but it has a lot more carbon fiber, like a lot more.

[03:49:11] It also comes standard

[03:49:12] with these heated M-carbon bucket seats.

[03:49:14] It gets a lot more carbon fiber all over the exterior

[03:49:16] to help.

[03:49:17] Chet, I'm gonna be honest, both.

[03:49:18] I feel like the M3 CS and the M4 CS

[03:49:20] are just completely useless and completely,

[03:49:22] like you don't need it.

[03:49:30] Karriea, I felt something unusual about Faker's performance.

[03:49:35] Karriea streamed and commented on the World Championship finals

[03:49:38] matches starting from the quarterfinals,

[03:49:40] sharing many interesting details about the intense team fights.

[03:49:44] In game four of the final,

[03:49:46] after T1 was killed at the top turret,

[03:49:48] Karriea noticed from Faker's movements on the map

[03:49:51] he was looking for a fight. Faker, playing Silas, was the only champion capable of initiating a

[03:49:57] fight for T1, and Kurya understood that an important fight was about to happen.

[03:50:02] When Faker stopped and moved toward the mid lane, Kurya knew he was preparing to engage.

[03:50:08] Once Faker got Raken's ultimate, Kurya immediately followed up with his own ultimate and flash,

[03:50:13] not knowing that Smulder and Ziggs also had flash.

[03:50:21] So chop her back and we'll go wash my hands and then we'll play a game.

[03:50:27] I feel fat, bro.

[03:50:28] Try to mind fat.

[03:50:51] I will never say never.

[03:51:20] Alright

[03:51:26] Cool

[03:51:33] All right, bro, yeah, that guy was retarded

[03:51:39] Add this emote, what is this?

[03:51:43] What the fuck is this?

[03:51:45] Check can we add this into our emote please?

[03:51:52] Check can we add this into our emote please?

[03:51:54] Fake C. Yeah yeah add it please.

[03:52:03] Everyone has this legitimately everyone has this Riot Games has this Asu, Cajriel.

[03:52:09] You also have this in here you go digga what are you saying bro all right job man

[03:52:24] I'm not in like a gaming mood today. I don't know why I want to be like a reactor today, bro

[03:52:39] Send it to Muda.

[03:52:46] Or above your-

[03:52:47] Emma, thank you so much.

[03:52:48] Bruh.

[03:52:49] You're to go to Emma.

[03:52:50] Chara Emma in the chat.

[03:52:51] I'm gonna make sure this is right there.

[03:52:52] That's safe.

[03:52:53] Let's go.

[03:52:54] Or above your-

[03:52:55] And one of you has a-

[03:52:56] Person with a ball.

[03:52:57] He's in the wing.

[03:52:58] And I've enjoyed-

[03:52:59] Alright.

[03:53:00] I

[03:53:09] Play siege play Rambo six siege, huh?

[03:53:14] Play Rambo six siege huh all right, bro. Let's play some apex legends bro. Let's play some 8%

[03:53:21] Like I can't play this game so low chat. I can't play this game solo bro. I'm just gonna play some League of Legends, bro

[03:53:30] I'm doing my night, just the way I've always been

[03:53:34] Doing it all just a real thanks

[03:53:38] Drinking's enough, I would advise

[03:53:41] Drugs just don't suit you right

[03:53:43] You would just find us a real thanks

[03:53:45] Chad, what the fuck is...

[03:53:47] What's... Chad, what's wild card?

[03:53:50] That's not the way to get over me

[03:53:53] I don't know what you're saying

[03:53:56] You, you, you, you

[03:53:59] That's not the way to get on with me

[03:54:03] All of us

[03:54:29] you

[03:54:59] you

[03:55:29] you

[03:55:59] you

[03:56:29] you

[03:56:59] He's the most broken character in League of Legends history.

[03:57:13] What?

[03:57:14] Minions have spawned.

[03:57:15] Is he actually not broken?

[03:57:16] Minions have spawned.

[03:57:20] Is it actually that broken?

[03:57:46] The bottom of the bottle is a bigger piece than hell.

[03:58:46] is this? Is he like a ranged character? What type of character is this?

[03:59:29] I

[03:59:59] You just wonder, baby, think this is gonna go home?

[04:00:03] They die, it goes there.

[04:00:29] you

[04:00:59] you

[04:01:29] you

[04:01:59] you

[04:02:29] you

[04:02:59] you

[04:03:29] you

[04:03:59] you

[04:04:29] you

[04:04:59] you

[04:05:29] you

[04:05:59] I wonder, can I fight them yet, or no?

[04:06:57] of

[04:07:04] the

[04:07:11] three

[04:07:14] So Chad, do y'all think I'm- Dad, do you guys really think I'm Iron?

[04:07:32] Like, actually Iron?

[04:07:35] Like literally Iron?

[04:07:37] No.

[04:07:39] Really?

[04:08:39] Oh my god, was that worth the or no

[04:08:50] Was that worth their notes had to get dragged by all of us guy

[04:09:09] It was two for two and you got drinks so it's fine, W.

[04:09:16] I was so low HP chat, why was I low?

[04:09:22] Was the dragon, did the dragon, you tank the alt for no reason?

[04:09:27] What alt was it?

[04:09:28] Was it misfortune's alt?

[04:09:29] I have to go back to the other side of the map

[04:09:59] I'm gonna try and dive the fuck out of this guy in a sec.

[04:10:05] You better recall bro, if you don't recall you're fucked bro.

[04:10:15] Oh

[04:10:26] I wasted that roll

[04:10:29] Chat my fucking wooden keyboard is so sensitive. I keep fucking up flash on accident, bro

[04:10:35] I need it like chat. I need a different preset from Valorant and lean

[04:11:15] Ignite? What's better there chat? So use my ult or to use ignite? What's better there?

[04:11:33] Ignite or all, what's better to waste there?

[04:11:48] You didn't need to use either.

[04:11:57] I love you bro.

[04:12:03] No, that guy's probably scared of me now.

[04:12:23] Your jungler is probably so scary to me now, I'm not even gonna lie.

[04:12:34] Should I reset and buy my items?

[04:12:53] Hmm

[04:13:11] Lucky mother fucker

[04:13:20] Lucky mother fucker

[04:13:24] Lucky motherfucker, bro

[04:13:28] That guy is lucky, bro

[04:13:31] That guy is so lucky

[04:13:35] Oh that guy is so lucky, bro that guy is so lucky that guy is so

[04:13:40] E

[04:13:42] Muda

[04:13:46] I'm gonna shove my balls in your mouth Carter. What are you saying, bro?

[04:13:53] I

[04:14:04] Look at why is dragon so OP I don't get it

[04:14:08] Well, how different does it make dragon like how much beneficial does dragon do?

[04:14:23] Hey buddy, what's going on?

[04:14:32] Wait, really? You don't turn around?

[04:14:39] I thought he would turn around, bro.

[04:14:53] The bottom of the bottle is a bigger pit than hell.

[04:15:03] Can I even 2v1 that?

[04:15:16] I could if I have a good mechanics

[04:15:23] Okay, I should look you go help bot now

[04:15:33] Hey guys

[04:15:46] I

[04:15:48] I

[04:16:12] Can low-key all in misfortune bro

[04:16:18] I should have flashed out. I'm so dumb. I could have killed all of them, bro. I'm gonna

[04:16:38] kill all of them. I'm gonna kill all of them. Whatever. I should have used my Q to get

[04:16:46] I had my Q3, I had Flash, I had so many things.

[04:16:50] But you know what, it's fine.

[04:16:55] Mude, since you're in the big leagues now and average 20,000 viewers, can you slide me a band?

[04:17:02] Oh, great bro.

[04:17:04] 20,000 Neons maybe bro.

[04:17:07] 20,000 Burt Peanuts maybe bro.

[04:17:16] No. I'm a monster.

[04:17:36] In the saddle?

[04:17:37] The pastime late came in.

[04:17:41] Twisted power.

[04:17:43] Twisted power.

[04:17:46] Oh my god, what a fucking character.

[04:18:16] Oh

[04:18:39] Why did you flash I don't know I don't know daddy. I don't know why I did

[04:18:46] Muda piss on my face yeah Carter you're getting banned bro you're genuinely

[04:18:51] getting banned like actually you flashed with 0.1 HP guaranteeing death you

[04:18:59] fucking idiotic cripple Rico what's fucking wrong with you bro

[04:19:04] Muda I wonder what your forts smell like

[04:19:08] Carter I'm never really in a message what's like what are you

[04:19:16] I've been trying to make you love me

[04:19:27] You

[04:19:39] Oh

[04:20:27] Where was my team? Where are they? What do you mean green? Are you stupid? Or is there

[04:20:49] something wrong? Or are you the same as the guy that we just watched the video on? Or

[04:20:54] you retarded? What do you mean green? If my team was there, we'd kill everyone!

[04:22:24] My mechanics are so off today, honestly, they're so off, but honestly, I'm not doing bad.

[04:22:54] now we fight we have Baron now we team fight and we just fuck everyone

[04:23:05] this game is like craft to my fame this game is like craft to my fame

[04:23:21] Where are you going?

[04:23:23] Where you going?

[04:23:25] Where are you going?

[04:23:27] Where are you going?

[04:23:39] GEEEEE

[04:23:51] Die die die Die die die Dieee

[04:24:04] Yo, I don't give a fuck that I can link my discord to my fucking Riot games.

[04:24:24] Stop shoving it down my throat.

[04:24:26] I don't give a fuck.

[04:24:28] 23 LP, 75 LP, yay!

[04:24:32] Two games off, bronze one?

[04:24:33] No!

[04:24:34] Hey!

[04:24:46] Bronze bro, bronze, bronze, bronze.

[04:24:49] Shaq, should we get bronze today or tomorrow, bro?

[04:24:52] Should we get bronze today or tomorrow?

[04:24:53] Should we get bronze today or tomorrow?

[04:24:56] Did they make you in a lab?

[04:25:02] 36,000 damage wow life is sweet huh 23 LP is so fried just making you account and get

[04:25:16] into the place silver I know man I know I already spent like a hundred dollars on this account

[04:25:23] so I can't even do that right now who's how have you streamed 500 days in a row I

[04:25:30] Honestly, I don't even know at this point to be honest like you don't even like how do you do like you can't like go away or anything

[04:25:38] You can't like go on a little trip like you can't do anything. No, bro. I just like I like streaming dude. I like streaming I

[04:25:45] Don't know so is your is your is your are you gonna pull like are you gonna pull like a kai sanat and like just

[04:25:52] Just like disappear one day. No

[04:25:54] No, bro, dude. I think what's I think for two years straight. I might be three years straight

[04:25:59] Okay, I'm out of your kidding, bro.

[04:26:02] Where you at?

[04:26:03] Dude, I wanna like,

[04:26:04] yeah, I wanna see if I can do three years, Chad.

[04:26:07] Three years.

[04:26:08] Chad, you know what I really wanna do, bro?

[04:26:10] Chad, I really wanna go on vacation.

[04:26:13] I wanna low key, Chad, really badly for some reason.

[04:26:17] I wanna go to the Bahamas for like two days.

[04:26:23] We won't let you.

[04:26:25] You're not allowed.

[04:26:27] Like, okay.

[04:26:29] Like I'd love like a two-day vacation a two-day vacation

[04:26:38] Being saying that for two years, I know what I have what la hi I have bro

[04:26:42] What la hi I haven't say that for two years, but like I don't know bro. I just I don't want to I don't know man if

[04:26:51] Chat with John missed me for two days, bro

[04:26:53] You get to go to the Bahamas after you get challenger.

[04:27:00] You lost your mind, bro.

[04:27:02] Literally lost your mind.

[04:27:23] you

[04:27:53] you

[04:28:23] you

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[04:29:23] you

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[04:30:23] you

[04:30:53] you

[04:31:23] you

[04:31:53] you

[04:32:23] you

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[04:44:53] I just I don't know what to do like I want to stay mid, but this guy keeps bitching

[04:45:11] Like I need like just hot job. How do I turn off a lot of chat or such shit?

[04:45:16] Like Jen is guys a just get like bitching in my ear. It's really like so annoying

[04:45:23] I want to slap the shit out of this player with a little...

[04:45:32] How do I meet this guy? Like Daniel, man.

[04:45:53] I don't know if I can fight this.

[04:45:58] I don't know if I can fight this bro, it's like Loki my team is just selling and like

[04:46:07] blaming me.

[04:46:08] My team is really just blaming me bro, like you suck my dick, you're iron for a reason

[04:46:12] bro.

[04:46:13] I've played this game for five years and you're iron.

[04:46:17] How's that impossible?

[04:46:22] You're Iron 2?

[04:46:24] Yeah, I'm not talking shit.

[04:46:27] I'm not talking shit.

[04:46:35] How do I mu- uh...

[04:46:38] Who is it?

[04:46:40] Is this person?

[04:47:12] Oh

[04:47:28] Oh, wait, oh, I just saw one that means

[04:47:30] I'm so upsetting I'm not perfect bro I'm still iron man I still miss I need to be

[04:47:56] Perfect bro, I need to be perfect if I'm perfect

[04:48:26] you

[04:48:56] you

[04:49:26] you

[04:49:56] you

[04:50:26] you

[04:51:26] I mean one kill one kill two kills two kills just disgusting literally just

[04:51:54] This fucking slut has a fucking audacity to literally just shit talk me the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game, the entire game on my deck.

[04:52:12] Unyutum, I think I'd rather but wallah if I say I slurned your band, wallah.

[04:52:19] I can't, I can't even restat bro.

[04:52:23] I just hate iron. Everyone has the weirdest ego, bro. The weirdest ego.

[04:52:28] Like, motherfucker, you're iron. You fucking dumbass. You're iron. We're iron. We're both iron.

[04:52:35] How are you shit talking to me when we're both iron? You fucking cat.

[04:52:39] Are you stupid? We're both ass.

[04:52:53] Honestly, we need this, bro.

[04:53:00] Do you want to have a heart?

[04:53:09] Zoom out?

[04:53:10] What do you mean, zoom out?

[04:53:15] Zoom out? What do you mean zoom out?

[04:53:22] I don't get what you guys mean, bro.

[04:53:46] Oh, wait, it's been like that this entire time?

[04:54:11] Zoom all the way out and disable the setting? How do I disable the setting?

[04:54:14] Thank you.

[04:54:16] Holy aides why was that even a fucking thing?

[04:54:19] Why was that even a fucking setting?

[04:54:21] Kiss him on the eye but fucking League of Legends fucking developer made that a feature fucking bitch. Kiss him

[04:54:36] Your top laner is throwing both are all throwing go one kill one kill two kill two so

[04:54:46] I mean this game was winnable, but it was never winnable actually.

[04:55:01] It was never winnable.

[04:55:03] It was never winnable.

[04:55:04] To be honest, it was never winnable.

[04:55:13] That was just a big team death bro.

[04:55:32] Like how does she have one kill with 200 CS? I agree.

[04:55:36] I genuinely agree.

[04:55:43] Like they're fighting without me. I'm just so confused why we're fighting without me, bro.

[04:55:48] Very confused.

[04:55:52] He has a retarded.

[04:55:53] What are you flaming for, you know what I'm saying?

[04:55:55] I'm just saying that I want to kill him.

[04:55:57] Yeah, that's the important thing. How do I even like, wave this off?

[04:56:13] Don't off that guy why what's wrong with all to them

[04:56:43] You open the barter.

[04:56:50] All the squishy ones.

[04:57:03] but damn who is squishy and who's not like I just gotta figure that out

[04:57:17] like throughout the world now.

[04:57:22] Yeah, GG's.

[04:57:47] Oh my god.

[04:57:54] Wait, wait, wait.

[04:59:07] We had like 40 seconds to take Baron and no one was on Baron.

[04:59:26] Wait, wait, are they throwing?

[04:59:28] Is this a throwing, is this throwing or no?

[04:59:37] Because they were like fighting the,

[04:59:40] they were fighting the fucking frog instead of bearing.

[04:59:43] Why was no one helping me take bear,

[04:59:47] there was people fighting the frog here.

[04:59:51] They were fighting the crab, why were they fighting the crab?

[04:59:55] I'm just, I'm confused, like, excuse me?

[04:59:58] I mean is there even a world we win this there's no way right right

[05:00:28] I mean they're pushing bot now though, I mean they're pushing bot now though, I mean

[05:00:58] Like, ah, no one can do shits.

[05:01:28] you are the same as an enemy

[05:01:50] I'm a freaking channel bro, do I even channel man?

[05:01:52] Recall and push mid?

[05:01:54] Recall and push mid

[05:01:58] guys I don't know like do I overcomplicate it what do I do do I just push mid

[05:02:16] Oh, I'm a long one, kiss Emma.

[05:02:35] Fuck me my tight little asshole.

[05:02:44] Why are we fighting? Don't fight this, don't fight this, please.

[05:02:59] Did we fight for drag? Jack, did we fight for drag yesterday?

[05:03:10] No, we can't. There's too many.

[05:03:15] Two here, two here.

[05:03:30] I think they're here, but I'm not gonna lie.

[05:03:36] Yeah, they are.

[05:03:40] They're gonna take drag.

[05:03:41] Okay, should we just push for top then?

[05:03:45] Re-call and buy an item?

[05:04:05] What are you doing?

[05:04:07] Come on!

[05:04:10] What do we do?

[05:04:25] How do I close this game out?

[05:04:42] What do I do?

[05:04:44] Dead jungler, go dragon?

[05:04:46] I'm just trying to...

[05:04:47] I wanna buy my item chat.

[05:04:49] I wanna buy my item bro.

[05:04:51] Recalling buy item, I agree.

[05:04:53] Shep, do we take Baron? Like, everyone's alive right now.

[05:05:05] I don't know, what do I buy? I'm just gonna wait, I'm gonna save.

[05:05:07] Should I buy, uh, should I buy Electra of Wraith?

[05:05:11] A Wrath? I'm gonna buy Electra of Wrath, though.

[05:06:23] Oh, I have to pop it?

[05:06:29] Okay, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet.

[05:06:33] I'll pop it, I'll pop into it.

[05:06:43] Stark is cold, stoves the ferns

[05:07:09] Wait I thought it was one shot, what the fuck?

[05:07:13] I'm going to kill him.

[05:07:15] I'm going to kill him.

[05:08:13] 99! 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!

[05:08:20] 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!

[05:08:31] 99! I'll pick you damn much, bitch!

[05:08:42] 99, I'll be guest at M-Mog

[05:08:45] Shit at M-Mog, bitch!

[05:08:48] You bitch!

[05:08:52] 99!

[05:08:55] 99!

[05:09:12] This for you did not have nothing left to put no just for me though

[05:09:16] I'm just sure I'll take care of my people. How did it be with that?

[05:09:21] They don't have no one for that. How did we with that?

[05:09:28] They don't have no war for that

[05:09:30] Shit don't come with trophies. They know I'm a loach. No, I just do it cuz I'm

[05:09:42] I'm so big I haven't seen them boys in two days

[05:09:47] Bitch I use a walkie-talkie just to get a beverage

[05:09:50] I saw my parents flit up right after the wedding

[05:09:54] They told my ass to stay committed for the credit

[05:09:57] Bitch check the numbers, I'm the one who really get it

[05:10:00] I told your motherfuckers, man this shit is not a love song

[05:10:04] This is doing me an only God-conjured song

[05:10:07] I do not know what the fuck you thought it was song

[05:10:11] Pops of fucking champagne in a thump song, nigga just because song

[05:10:16] Dang, what's the mood?

[05:10:17] Can I tell the trope if I was doing this for you then I have nothing to do with you

[05:10:22] Oh my god bro

[05:10:25] That is the greatest feeling I have ever been in my life man

[05:10:30] And yo X-Emeru-Emeru-Simp

[05:10:34] X-Emeru-Simp was the one shit talking to me all day

[05:10:37] You fucking bitch you were all my dick the entire game shit talking me

[05:10:54] you should not even deserve the fuck i'm reporting one I'm reporting you

[05:10:57] Calm's abuse ranked manipulation team sabotage this man was legit shit

[05:11:06] talking me the entire game while throwing please get this guy out of my

[05:11:13] rank he does not deserve to be iron he deserves to be fucking plastic for

[05:11:36] One game away from God.

[05:12:00] One game away from fun.

[05:12:08] Chat everything I've ever done

[05:12:13] has amounted to this moment.

[05:12:17] You understand me?

[05:12:19] One game away from fun.

[05:12:30] Buddha show me your balls for 10 gifted Carter.

[05:12:58] What the fuck is absolutely wrong with you?

[05:13:01] You psychotic son of a fucking bitch.

[05:13:03] What is wrong with you?

[05:13:05] Genuinely, what is wrong?

[05:13:06] Every five seconds you say show me your balls,

[05:13:09] my balls are sweating, come smell my balls, come show my,

[05:13:12] what is wrong with you?

[05:13:14] Muda banned nefarie, trust me,

[05:13:16] no one's gonna go nefarie, bro,

[05:13:17] because if you're a smurf, you go nefarie.

[05:13:19] If you're not a smurf, you don't go nefarie, bro.

[05:13:22] It's just what it is, it's just what it is,

[05:13:24] it's just what it is, it's just what it is,

[05:13:26] It's just what it is. It's just what it is.

[05:13:31] Person. Wakes up on time.

[05:13:36] Fuck, what do I order?

[05:13:42] Sorbys fish.

[05:13:43] So this is the person that did ex Amaru Simp?

[05:13:46] This was the person that they were simping for?

[05:13:49] an rb sandwich but i don't know if rb is even delivers to me

[05:14:00] there are three rbs that deliver to me do i really want rbs though

[05:14:07] minty gambino thanks for 21 months dude what's your time is supposed to be sacred time

[05:14:12] How OG is Amaru chat? Has Amaru been a shimer for a long time?

[05:14:21] Jax Warwick Malphite Yumi

[05:14:31] Who am I going against Jax Yumi or Malphite?

[05:14:36] Wait, it's Malphite. Is it not?

[05:14:38] no mouth that's top you means made maybe is you me the one made who the fuck is

[05:14:44] you it's probably last pick

[05:14:55] nope who is that who's Varus

[05:15:08] Malfight Mid-Elema-O-O-O-O. What does that mean?

[05:15:14] You're cooked? What do you mean? Malfight Mid-Cooked.

[05:15:21] Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean?

[05:15:28] Malfight Mid-Elema-O-GoodfuckingLuck? What does that mean?

[05:15:33] Oh

[05:15:36] What does mouth? I meant someone send me a video about my life someone send me a video about my life

[05:15:40] Someone send me a video for a mouth bite

[05:16:03] Let's talk about learning Malfight's abilities.

[05:16:21] Malfight's passive grants him a shield of gray health that scales with 10% of his max

[05:16:25] HP when not taking damage after 8 seconds, scaling down to 6 seconds of level.

[05:16:29] The timer resets from all damage sources, minions included.

[05:16:32] Malfight's Q is a single target projectile that deals magic damage.

[05:16:35] Let's talk about learning Malfight's abilities.

[05:16:37] Malfight's passive grants him a shield of gray health that scales with 10% of his max

[05:16:41] HP, when not taking damage after 8 seconds, scaling down to 6 seconds with level.

[05:16:45] The timer resets from all damage sources, minions included.

[05:16:48] Malfight's Q is a single target projectile that deals magic damage, scales with AP,

[05:16:52] and slows by stealing movement speed from the enemy hit, scaling with ability level.

[05:16:56] Movement speed stolen will speed up Malfight as well.

[05:16:59] Malfight's W has a passive and active portion.

[05:17:01] The passive portion grints an outflight bonus armor, but if his gray HP shield is active,

[05:17:05] this value is tripled until broken.

[05:17:07] The active portion enhances his next auto attack with bonus physical damage, and for the next

[05:17:11] 5 seconds his auto attacks deal slightly less physical damage than the first, but also create

[05:17:15] an AoE like Titanic Hydra.

[05:17:16] This ability's damage scales with armor in AP, and is an auto attack reset.

[05:17:20] Mouthlight's E is an AoE that deals magic damage around Mouthlight.

[05:17:23] Enemies hit by this ability have lowered attack speed from 30 to 50%, depending on

[05:17:27] ability level for 5 seconds.

[05:17:28] This also scales with AP and armor.

[05:17:30] And finally, Malfight's ultimate is an unstoppable dash that deals magic damage and knocks up

[05:17:34] for 1.5 seconds when hit.

[05:17:36] This is an AoE knockup, so this synergizes well with champions like Yasuo.

[05:17:40] If you liked this, I'm gonna see the follow up for runes, items, and combos with Malfi-

[05:17:44] Oh, is I lost?

[05:18:00] Get on! Weep for a car, Marlin!

[05:18:04] MADLIN!

[05:18:05] MADLIN!

[05:18:07] I have to recall.

[05:18:08] I hope someone fucking remade bro. I don't want to burst some Malfight mid.

[05:18:32] Chat, if I'm better, do I, can I beat Malfight mid?

[05:18:39] What are you eating, Muda?

[05:18:40] Is it my nuts?

[05:18:41] Like Carter, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

[05:18:46] If he's Marlin, yes.

[05:18:48] Malfight doesn't scale.

[05:18:53] Yeah, but if lane is even, Malfight becomes hard to kill.

[05:18:57] So chat, okay.

[05:18:58] So in more simpler terms,

[05:19:01] Do I last hit and bring mouth fight towards my thing?

[05:19:05] Or do I just bully him?

[05:19:06] Like farm, farm, farm EQ, farm mid, farm EQ, farm mid EQ.

[05:19:14] What's better?

[05:19:18] Think we're bored.

[05:19:21] He's gonna poke you if you play scared.

[05:19:25] Okay, that.

[05:19:31] Wait, I got my W, I just got my W.

[05:19:36] Is there a way to get my W back?

[05:19:40] How do I get my Q?

[05:19:42] How do I get my Q?

[05:19:43] How do I get my Q?

[05:19:54] Boy, I like getting my Q first.

[05:20:01] fuck because now I can't even get my E until watch for his Q and Ws and minions for the

[05:20:14] shield

[05:20:15] I'm the only one who harbingers

[05:20:25] Well, it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake it's a remake

[05:20:45] They say no to the remake?

[05:20:59] They say no to the remake?

[05:21:14] the enemy agreed to surrender

[05:21:25] was that a remake?

[05:21:37] honestly bro, I'll probably get a Q in like

[05:21:41] So I'm honestly gonna queue in like 30 seconds to like 2 minutes, bro.

[05:21:50] Alright.

[05:21:52] I'm gonna queue in like 3 minutes.

[05:21:54] What do you need to cap?

[05:21:56] Bros.

[05:21:58] No, I'm not. I'm not in queue.

[05:22:11] Adam Stamler playing League of Legends was not on my bingo card.

[05:22:33] Wait, is Adam Stamler actually alive?

[05:22:41] Let's go, let's quit out, let's quit out.

[05:22:48] Yeah, I quit though.

[05:22:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:22:50] Oh, hey, no problem, bro.

[05:22:52] Don't gotta tell me twice.

[05:22:54] Can we please play the game now?

[05:22:56] Whatever the fuck this horror movie is.

[05:22:59] Great, great, nice.

[05:23:02] Yo, Los, let me make something clear to you, man.

[05:23:05] In actual 2K, you can't catch and shoot with seven footers the whole game.

[05:23:10] Scammer matters and shot that matters. You also can't fade with LeBron from the logo. Okay, so we're gonna play

[05:23:17] Okay, actual NBA teams not whatever that bullshit was okay. Holy shit. That was a show. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up 1-0

[05:23:25] No, no, all right. Yeah

[05:23:30] Chara Alec pause the stream I need to go pee like what was the reason for you to say Chara Alec? That makes no sense

[05:23:37] Check your own verse Yaslman who's better who's better who's better

[05:23:47] Barra

[05:23:52] No, I'm not gonna get in here. No, no, no, check it out. I'm gonna queue in like five minutes. Let's load up YouTube

[05:23:58] You know, but it looks for houses, bro.

[05:24:08] Maybe you can find some houses.

[05:24:09] Chat, maybe look for some houses, bro, I'm going to be honest, because I get evicted

[05:24:13] in one week and three days.

[05:24:18] Okay.

[05:24:19] One week and three.

[05:24:21] Oh, look at that.

[05:24:22] That's weird.

[05:24:23] That's weird.

[05:24:24] Oh my god, they just found a house.

[05:24:46] What the fuck?

[05:24:48] We'll lawheaded he just found the house.

[05:24:59] I'm not going to first pick bro.

[05:25:02] Yo yo yo yo, these remakes are suspicious.

[05:25:05] We'll lawhead these remakes are suspicious.

[05:25:07] We'll lawhead these remakes are suspicious.

[05:25:09] On God, yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo.

[05:25:14] I don't like this, I don't like this.

[05:25:15] I don't like this.

[05:25:17] Was that three remakes bro? What is this shit basement suite features its own bathroom wait to beat me

[05:25:27] There's a bathroom to this house

[05:25:31] Well, I might actually I might actually get this house. I'm not even lying is this house in a good area

[05:25:37] Where's the neighborhood?

[05:25:47] Wait, this is a good neighborhood.

[05:26:01] Uh, chat, why is there two doors to the house?

[05:26:05] No, no, not that door, it's a, there's two doors, there's three doors.

[05:26:21] There's a garage door, this door and then this door.

[05:26:32] Why not have three doors?

[05:26:34] Well technically there's four doors because there's a door in the back too.

[05:26:38] So there's four doors to get into the house.

[05:26:41] Why is there four ways to get into the house?

[05:26:44] Motherfucker, why is there four ways to get into my house, bro?

[05:26:49] Use one door a day?

[05:26:52] X me but one.

[05:26:53] You see some dumpster like that one more time on an actually dead-ass band of you.

[05:26:57] What do you mean use one door a day?

[05:26:59] Like what?

[05:27:02] What are you saying?

[05:27:06] Show your screen after champ select.

[05:27:10] Show your screen after character select, okay, bye.

[05:27:13] Chat with Lahi bro, I'm getting a little worried man.

[05:27:27] I don't know, bro. I'm getting a little red.

[05:27:33] 11.

[05:27:35] Shat, I have 11 days to find a house.

[05:27:40] 11 days.

[05:27:49] Oh my god, in the champion select chat, I typed Muda instead of Yone.

[05:27:53] Like, what is wrong with me?

[05:27:57] South is the greatest enemy.

[05:28:01] Just go with one that fits your budget?

[05:28:05] I mean, dude, I don't really have a budget.

[05:28:07] The thing is, though, I applied for four houses and got rejected to all four

[05:28:11] because I wasn't married and I didn't have a family.

[05:28:16] You don't just got banned.

[05:28:19] Slaba daba, bazaara.

[05:28:27] you'll have more luck on cheaper houses the thing is bro I don't want a cheap

[05:28:43] house because 90% of the time the cheap houses aren't bad areas so I'm like kind

[05:28:49] of scared bro

[05:28:52] Chow I'm gonna be homeless in a week, bro. Can I get a thousand gifted this week? Can I get a thousand gifted?

[05:29:08] You got 700 gifted today stop being greedy you Jew

[05:29:12] Yo, why are y'all saying, bro, why do y'all keep saying shameless viewbotter, like, bro,

[05:29:29] I'm not a viewbotter, are you fucking stupid?

[05:29:30] I would never have you bought in my life though.

[05:29:34] Are y'all serious bro?

[05:29:45] Chat, can I be honest man?

[05:29:47] Can I be honest bro?

[05:29:49] Can I be seriously honest with y'all?

[05:29:51] My whole life,

[05:29:54] before I became a streamer, you know,

[05:29:56] I was like, you know what bro, I want to be the biggest streamer in the world,

[05:29:59] And no matter how much views I had, whether it was 10,000 at the time,

[05:30:29] you

[05:30:59] you

[05:31:29] you

[05:31:59] you

[05:32:29] you

[05:32:59] Silas also has a dash.

[05:33:52] Fuck.

[05:34:02] I'm not even gonna fight him bro, you know that.

[05:34:15] Bro, are you fucking serious?

[05:34:21] Yo, are you stupid?

[05:34:25] You fucking retard, go the other way, you fucking retard.

[05:34:29] You Jin Zhao fucking...

[05:34:31] No, well, you're actually a retard.

[05:34:33] Well, you're a retard, bro.

[05:34:35] Holy fucking...

[05:34:37] And then you're going to come take my wave.

[05:34:39] Guess I'm not going to be able to kill you.

[05:34:51] Shut up, Pete.

[05:35:00] Holy shit, of course, on my rank up to bronze, I get a guy that says, no, I suck at jungle

[05:35:17] LOL, I play Phil.

[05:35:19] Of course. Like, will Lahi, of course.

[05:35:28] Don't be mad when I'm 0 and 8. Like, what the fuck are you saying?

[05:35:35] Do I have a heart?

[05:35:38] I don't know if I'm sure anymore.

[05:35:49] beautiful! I love when my jungle is the one on fill. I love when my jungle is on fill when

[05:36:00] we could have easily killed him. But no, the other team has a better jungle. Always! Always

[05:36:08] has a better jungle man. Always. They always have a better jungle. Wala wa hiet, Allah,

[05:36:12] wa hiet, Allah they always have a better jungle. Wala they always have a better jungle.

[05:36:16] They do one love they do one love they do they always have a better jungle

[05:36:21] They always do it's not enough. It's not a joke anymore

[05:36:27] Well, they do they always have a better jungle than mine

[05:36:33] Always could have easily killed them, but no

[05:36:46] Beautiful we already lost this game. That's all good. It's inevitable. I'll get bronze. I'm not really mad

[05:36:52] Okay, I'll get bronze inevitably

[05:36:56] It's okay. I'm not really

[05:37:46] And we got the fucking thing out of soup that was so greedy, but that was beautiful

[05:37:54] honestly beautiful

[05:38:03] Oh God man my jungles on spell

[05:38:10] This game on the ball

[05:38:16] Watch yourself.

[05:38:23] We're a long way from the seas of east.

[05:39:10] What is this?

[05:39:17] What is this?

[05:39:26] well what is that it is getting on me like what is this

[05:39:56] I was pinging my jungler bro, like I was pinging my jungler, I wasn't even looking at him.

[05:40:06] That was honestly on my fault.

[05:40:08] I just knew, you know what I need to do bro?

[05:40:10] I'm pretty sure Dauntest told Jinxie this rule and it was never rely on her teammates.

[05:40:16] Never rely on her teammates.

[05:40:17] He literally told that to Jinxie.

[05:40:19] I wish Hamza told me that too.

[05:40:21] But you know what, it's fine.

[05:40:22] Cuz now I understand to never rely on my teammates.

[05:40:25] And then anything has been snaked.

[05:40:28] Never ever ever rely on my teammates.

[05:40:31] It's fine. It's fine.

[05:40:32] I'm way better than this guy.

[05:40:33] This guy's a fucking pussy.

[05:40:34] He's running away every chance he gets.

[05:40:36] He's literally horrible.

[05:40:37] I'll beat him. I'll beat him.

[05:40:39] I'll- I'll scale the fuck out of this guy and I'll shit on him.

[05:40:44] I'm not upset.

[05:40:46] I'm a little upset, but it's fine.

[05:40:52] Oh

[05:41:04] Where'd you go bro like what is wrong with this guy

[05:41:22] Why would he even engage that fight though? Like why would he even engage that fight?

[05:41:32] Jax is a fanboy 100% I agree this guy's literally just on my dick 24-7 this fucking pussy actual loser, bro. I

[05:41:43] agree

[05:41:52] Yes, alt or something, but I also have alt.

[05:42:39] Oh, there's just such bad out of it. I'm just getting greedy, bro. I'm getting greedy. I need it like I need it

[05:42:45] I need a detail. I'm tilted. I'm tilted and I need a detail. I'm tilted and I need a detail

[05:42:50] Okay, I realized I'm tilted right now. I need a detail

[05:43:09] where's jax?

[05:43:39] okay this is winnable this is winnable this is very winnable I need to just

[05:43:49] I need a skill.

[05:43:51] I need a skill.

[05:43:53] Oh god, if you like.

[05:43:55] Oh hell no.

[05:44:19] even with my all you can't win you're a fucking shitter even with all you

[05:44:32] still fucking lose your trash never come near me again pussy you understand

[05:44:37] me you got 90 bucks as well

[05:44:41] Good Jax.

[05:44:48] Look at this guy.

[05:44:52] He's a boyfriend.

[05:45:01] I mean, like most of the- I mean chat, what do I do there though, did I do anything wrong?

[05:45:21] Like what did I do there?

[05:45:24] I can't- chat, like don't even flame me please, can I dodge with E?

[05:45:30] Run to turret?

[05:45:31] And I did dodge it

[05:45:41] But you're getting ganked by three people it's okay, literally true. I agree

[05:45:51] My jungler is on Phil he's 0 and 3 I have a stream stepping jacks that's 0 and 2, but it's okay. He's feeding. I don't even mind

[05:46:01] Drags up in two minutes

[05:46:12] Got a ward on this side

[05:47:01] fuck me there's a devil out there what oh

[05:47:25] how is that even happening what the fuck is happening there

[05:47:29] I mean chat, what do I do? Do I go help them and leave my lane? Do I even leave my lane?

[05:47:45] I mean look at my jungler. My jungler is not even doing anything. Why am I 100% sure my jungler is strong by the way?

[05:47:53] One lobby, one lobby, one lobby

[05:48:23] I wish I didn't get hit by that turret, but fuck.

[05:48:35] E towards the wall?

[05:48:36] What do you mean?

[05:48:37] Why would I E towards the wall?

[05:48:39] I'm just going to go back to my E, you know?

[05:48:46] I'm just going to go back to my E, you know?

[05:48:49] Why would I eat with the wall?

[05:48:51] An enemy has been slain.

[05:48:55] Oh, no.

[05:48:58] Yo, let's go to breakfast.

[05:48:59] Nah, bro, I'm dead.

[05:49:00] Like 20,000 and I'm like...

[05:49:03] You said dodge, silence, but of course not.

[05:49:06] Whoa, chat, what do I do?

[05:49:09] I need to get mid tower and then just go everywhere else.

[05:49:11] Right, chat?

[05:49:13] Let's go to breakfast.

[05:49:14] I missed you, bro.

[05:49:15] How are you?

[05:49:16] Yo, how, like, fed is this thing, bro?

[05:49:23] And then I've dragged Jesus.

[05:49:28] Wow, what a huge massive team death bro.

[05:49:57] 3

[05:49:59] and I don't know if I see that

[05:50:19] let's see

[05:50:57] I'm just going to wait for him to come back.

[05:51:10] I did a killing spree.

[05:51:12] They won't take me.

[05:51:16] An ally has been slain.

[05:51:57] ability

[05:52:02] We'll see about that

[05:52:27] is this guy smurfing? how is this guy this fed? no i miss my Q

[05:52:57] I missed my Q, I would have killed him if I had.

[05:53:07] You're top and jungler fed him?

[05:53:13] Wow, just so blown out of the water, man.

[05:53:18] I mean, he's like, I don't know.

[05:53:27] Now I'm gonna have to rest on the scene.

[05:53:29] Now.

[05:53:31] Enemy double kill.

[05:53:34] A.

[05:53:36] I'm gonna get this.

[05:53:39] Get this.

[05:53:42] Get this.

[05:53:45] Get this.

[05:53:47] Get this.

[05:53:50] Get this.

[05:53:53] Seventeen.

[05:53:57] Yeah, I mean, dog shit team on my carry bro, like horrible, horrible jungler bro.

[05:54:05] How do I report this guy bro?

[05:54:10] For right manipulation team sabotage.

[05:54:21] Sorry, something unexpected happened about trying to create your lobby.

[05:54:25] What is this?

[05:54:35] Apparently, League is down. Servers are bugged right now.

[05:54:39] So that's what happened. I got into a lobby with five chat GBTA agents.

[05:54:45] Is that what happened? I got into a lobby with five chat GBTA agents. Is that what happened?

[05:54:55] Perfect perfect time to vaude review uh chat I'm gonna be ending my streamer right um

[05:55:08] Um...

[05:55:21] Vaudevue the Jinzao?

[05:55:23] Que s...

[05:55:23] Emo la Jinzao, that fucking...

[05:55:26] Literally sitting mid. I don't know how to play mid. Literally throwing.

[05:55:30] Is a...

[05:55:31] How am I getting win traders?

[05:55:34] INLEGAL LEGENDS!

[05:55:38] Vod review the clutch game with Hamza I don't want a Vod review, well I don't even Vod review

[05:55:57] in Valorant's. I've never Vod reviewed and I've made my way to rank 1 in Valorant and

[05:56:02] I've never bothered you and I made it to rank one in valorant

[05:56:13] Wait, League of Legends is actually down

[05:56:25] Why is League down

[05:56:32] Why is Valorant down?

[05:56:36] Or League down?

[05:56:38] Please do a Vod review.

[05:56:40] I'm probably just going to go to the gym bro, I'm probably just going to end stream

[05:56:44] and go to the gym chat.

[05:56:46] Oh, that means we need to get bronze tomorrow bro.

[05:56:49] Which also means that bro, we need to put Predator on hold because bro, Zayn hasn't

[05:56:55] gone on in a minute.

[05:56:56] So maybe we do Valorant, League of Legends and hold a game tomorrow.

[05:57:00] I did.

[05:57:05] I I

[05:57:12] would have

[05:57:16] showed us your balls before you go.

[05:57:18] Like I'm going to punch you Carter.

[05:57:20] I'm literally going to punch you though.

[05:57:22] Hey,

[05:57:24] what was that?

[05:57:26] ever the fuck was that green see Jack I'm in post-date right when I reached the

[05:57:32] second beer now if I think the third beer GG I'm drunk and then most people

[05:57:37] we got a state right here I have two beers but I'd rather die than lose this

[05:57:42] I was never like a chat. I was never a

[05:58:03] a sport game player. Was 2k fun chat? Was 2k fun?

[05:58:10] Like, real though, Obama? He was like, I'm him. That was fucking me.

[05:58:15] I'm the top. Yeah, you're the top, the top.

[05:58:18] Actually, I was just talking about that.

[05:58:24] All right! What is that, Lose?

[05:58:27] I had a good job, him, bro. Now you're in trouble.

[05:58:30] I got the worst game ever.

[05:58:36] FIFA better.

[05:58:40] Double him, double him.

[05:58:42] Time out, I'd like this one.

[05:58:43] You got it, you got it.

[05:58:45] Every discussion counts right now.

[05:58:46] There's two minutes left, every discussion counts.

[05:58:48] I'd like this one.

[05:58:49] And I'm out of the beer.

[05:58:52] Look at the beer, I'll pause it.

[05:58:53] No, no, no, no.

[05:58:54] I'm gonna stay at two beers.

[05:58:56] I might get a third beer for game three.

[05:58:57] game through what's funny about game three yeah I tried down funny about that

[05:59:04] dump and please and he's missing one of these and I don't think he's any more

[05:59:14] timeouts

[05:59:17] No I have, I have no more shit.

[05:59:22] Jett I lowkey probably shouldn't have felt it still there, but if I don't I died on the floor.

[05:59:26] Because Tio helped me stand alive.

[05:59:31] Look we're putting low cats on the side.

[05:59:32] Jett what was the best 2k?

[05:59:34] Four for four.

[05:59:36] Alright now waste time, waste time, we're good.

[05:59:39] And here's Kovar, he'll bring it up to the temper walls.

[05:59:42] Now Ember, I'll ramble on the screen.

[05:59:47] Oh

[05:59:58] 2k 67 like actually don't fuck yourself. What do you mean 2k 67 are you stupid?

[06:00:17] I

[06:00:31] Know what are you doing?

[06:00:47] I

[06:01:17] Oh

[06:01:20] That's literally game, bro

[06:01:23] That's game. All right chat. I'm done bro league doesn't work. I'm gonna go to the gym bro. I'm gonna go to the gym

[06:01:28] All right

[06:01:30] Hi Charlie to the gym i'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna go to the gym right

[06:01:36] What do you mean thank God Carter what do you think God

[06:01:40] What do you mean thank God Carter? What do you think God?

[06:01:43] Mudo horror tomorrow

[06:01:45] Insha'Allah insha'Allah. I don't know we need to push for bronze tomorrow. No apex

[06:01:50] We're gonna put apex on a break because apex legends zane just completely ditched me bro. He's completely gone

[06:01:56] So yeah, I don't know where you went

[06:01:58] But yeah, bro. Anyway, love y'all man. Listen, bro. Take care yourself. Drink some water eat some food

[06:02:03] I'll see y'all tomorrow, bro. Today was low key a w sheen. It was just a w filler day, bro

[06:02:09] Which honestly, I don't mind. I don't mind at all. I don't mind at all, bro. I don't mind at all

[06:02:16] Take care bro

[06:02:19] I'm gonna I need to figure out I need to figure out how to

[06:02:25] Try to figure out how to get predator without zane, and I don't know if that's possible

[06:02:31] Anyway, I love y'all bro. Take care yourself drink some water eat some food bro, and

[06:02:36] Yeah, bro. Take care, bro. I'll see y'all tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Okay. I'll see y'all tomorrow

[06:02:40] I'll see y'all tomorrow

[06:02:45] I'm not gonna talk to shit, don't be amazed

[06:02:47] Both ways, shit's the plan around it, Beatles plays

[06:02:50] Yeah, can we leg it like we free the slaves

[06:02:53] I can't get hell, I want the villains set my feet ablaze

[06:02:56] My heart heartings every year like sneakers

[06:03:15] I'm living our quality those way you niggas ain't getting no bread

[06:03:44] They ruin the keto phase

[06:03:46] Wisdom coming out my mouth like some teething pain

[06:03:48] My whip used to have

[06:03:50] FIRE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU