💣 REACTS -> NOT GETTING OFF UNTIL I HIT RADIANT -> ROAD TO BRONZE IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 💣

mooda

05-21-2026 · 7h 32m

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[00:03:09] When does jitty go live yo yo yo yo yo

[00:03:13] Does it look like I'm some type of jinxy two four seven live channel you dumbass

[00:03:21] Okay, my channel is mood. Uh, okay?

[00:03:24] Mooda chill bro chill all right chill now anyway bro I called Jinxie bro Jinxie

[00:03:31] told me he's gonna get on like 10 minutes bro he's gonna get on like 10

[00:03:34] minutes bro be bold the two months I love you bro raucous the three one

[00:03:38] gets itself I love you so much God bless you I didn't call I'm just trolling

[00:03:42] Listen bro, yo listen listen listen listen listen listen

[00:03:50] How is everyone doing?

[00:03:55] How is everyone doing bro, I hope y'all had an amazing day man, and I hope y'all had an amazing day man

[00:04:01] I hope y'all had an amazing day today chat today. I'm excited

[00:04:04] Chad I'm low-key excited bro today. I'm low-key excited bro someone asked me why I'm excited bro

[00:04:13] Someone asked me why I'm excited bro. Someone asked me why I'm excited bro

[00:04:21] Mooda are we but nighttime streams? No Ashley. I'm sorry

[00:04:24] I've just been chat the reason why I've been getting on check the reason why I've been going live

[00:04:30] I've like later I've been spending time with family a little bit in the morning and also I've been looking for houses

[00:04:38] Every morning bro, so no bro. No, no, no, no, no, I'm just chat. I only have one week left to find the house

[00:04:44] I'm getting a little worried bro. Well, I'm getting a little worried the log. I'm getting a little worried

[00:04:49] So, uh, yeah, man. I'm a little worried bro. So, you know, just chill out, but

[00:04:54] yes, bro

[00:04:56] Hinge and tinder update. How do I tell you that I completely uninstall tinder and hinge from my fucking shit, bro?

[00:05:06] No more no more no more no more no more no more no more the last time. I got a fucking

[00:05:17] Two no no no

[00:05:19] Chat if someone's up towards a magnet transformer magnet, literally, I don't know why I don't know why tinder and hinge is fake

[00:05:28] Bro, I refuse to believe anyone has found a wife or girlfriend from tinder and hinge

[00:05:35] I refuse to believe that I refuse I refuse I refuse to believe tinder and hinge

[00:05:42] I refuse to believe anyone gotta go up on any of those apps

[00:05:45] Muda, you are low elo. I am not low elo bro. Look at me. Do I look low elo to you? I am not low elo. Shut the fuck up. I am not low elo bro. Shut up bro. I'm not low elo bro. I'm not low elo bro. I'm not low elo bro.

[00:05:59] No, but I do have it I have Madison beers phone number bro. I have I have I have Kylie Jenner's phone number my phone bro

[00:06:16] Well, I have motherfucker. I have Kim Kardashian's but hey silly FaceTime Kim Kardashian

[00:06:29] All right, now Chad ask me why I'm excited today

[00:06:50] Some of us people I'm excited today

[00:07:20] I've been had that shit yo yo yo yo yo I've been had that shit yo yo yo yo yo yo

[00:07:29] three eid bro who do you think you are bro stop marketing I bought this in my

[00:07:34] own money bro y'all y'all think I'm PR friendly to get sponsored by

[00:07:37] Logitech yes or no are you stupid why not the v4 I never liked the razors I

[00:07:43] don't know why I bought razor v3 pro I tried to use the v3 pro a year back I

[00:07:48] I literally just couldn't bro. I literally just couldn't I literally just couldn't use it

[00:07:53] I literally just couldn't use it and I was very inconsistent with the viper

[00:08:01] Muda you got fucked on League of Legends off-stream

[00:08:05] Yo, can y'all stop checking my OP dot GG bro. Listen, bro chill

[00:08:10] So I've been playing League of Legends till four in the morning

[00:08:14] I have been playing League of Legends until 4 in the morning every night and I've been getting FUUUUCK

[00:08:23] I have been getting FUCKED

[00:08:27] I have been getting FUCKED

[00:08:44] All right

[00:08:48] Anyway today

[00:08:51] Chat before we get on to the day everyone rate me on a skill of 1 to 10 real quick go

[00:08:58] Now please bro chat I'm gonna close my eyes before I do this bro now listen bro, please don't glaze me bro

[00:09:05] Don't glaze me bro. Don't glaze me like be honest

[00:09:10] Don't glaze me you put that on the time

[00:09:14] chill be honest with me bro be honest with me all right ready three two one

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[00:09:41] Chat do I look like Epstein like or you say you see

[00:09:54] That's insane

[00:09:56] That is insane. I feel like mood. I couldn't even do that if he

[00:10:01] You know an amindo

[00:10:11] Yeah

[00:10:13] Yeah

[00:10:15] Yeah

[00:10:17] Only books is gonna piss me off bro

[00:10:21] Oh chat do we beat his record yesterday bro do we beat his record yesterday no chat do we beat his record yesterday no

[00:10:29] You know not anyway, but today is an interesting day, bro. I want to give back to the Valorant community. So I

[00:10:37] am going to play Valorant today and

[00:10:40] Not get off until I get radiant

[00:10:45] We're about three or four games off if we win all of them

[00:10:49] Okay

[00:10:51] All right now

[00:10:53] You are not getting Radiant Twin.

[00:10:57] You know you're talking to the only human being to ever get rank 1 and rank 1 in EU and

[00:11:03] NA and soon going to get rank 1 in Japan slash China.

[00:11:07] Do you understand who you're talking to?

[00:11:09] Do you know who you're talking to?

[00:11:10] I am currently the best human being.

[00:11:12] I am the descendant from Shroud himself.

[00:11:16] I have mastered all games and League of Legends will be the next game I master.

[00:11:23] Allen with the two months of love you, my boy with the two months of love you so much,

[00:11:25] DeVol with the two months of love you so much,

[00:11:26] Ruckus with the two months of love you so much,

[00:11:27] Ashley with the nine months of love you so much,

[00:11:29] Gamble with the Ash staff fucking love you,

[00:11:30] Ashley Sismas with the three months of love you,

[00:11:31] Swaze with the two months of love you.

[00:11:34] Chat, if you're a girl, add me on Instagram and send me an ass picture.

[00:11:39] I'll give you a thousand dollars.

[00:11:41] Don't do that.

[00:11:42] I was just trolling.

[00:11:42] I don't know why I said that.

[00:11:43] I'm retarded.

[00:11:44] I have Tourette's.

[00:11:45] Now, anyway.

[00:11:49] No, no, don't do it.

[00:11:50] Don't do it.

[00:11:51] Don't do it! I don't know why I said that, I've never told you. Anyways!

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[00:15:23] Let's check what my calm has sent in the react channel, but it's better be funny videos, bro

[00:15:29] Muda you won

[00:15:32] Chatman listen bro listen bro. Jinxie was just so last year bro. I'm currently in the new wave, bro

[00:15:37] Me and my neons in my burnt peanuts, bro

[00:15:40] Yeah, there's something wrong with you. There's dead... there's something fucking wrong with that.

[00:16:00] You have only six K gifted right the majority of your subs are

[00:16:06] paid so you have like a you have a very active fan B, right?

[00:16:11] Like same with case oh 54,000 paid subs 11 K gifted the majority of them are paying into the subs that they have

[00:16:19] Why did you send that? I'm confused. What does it put it, uh, sending that?

[00:16:28] Darks. You're such a good boy. Darks willa here. You're just such a good boy though.

[00:16:43] Holy finally high key don't deserve it, but I did it. How the fuck is Zoink diamond one shots at Muda

[00:16:52] I've never talked to a girl on roblox ever in my life, bro

[00:17:13] Check what happened to Buster on Shreem?

[00:17:43] Bro, Russians are legitimately like tweakers.

[00:17:47] TvT bomb in bed.

[00:17:48] You're in the uuuuugh.

[00:17:50] What the hell is this, BLEH!

[00:17:55] Bro, Russians are legitimately...

[00:17:58] Russians are clip farming too hard, bro.

[00:18:00] Way too hard.

[00:18:01] Way too hard.

[00:18:02] Do you guys just see anyone with a goatee with curls and just instantly assume it's me?

[00:18:08] Like, are you guys retarded?

[00:18:13] Rubba Subba, Mabba Subba, Jawa.

[00:18:18] Alright, most...

[00:18:21] Unheard of.

[00:18:25] Go commit crimes.

[00:18:29] What? What the fuck?

[00:18:34] What is this?

[00:18:37] Negra. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:18:43] So what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna we're not gonna clip words out of context

[00:18:53] What we're not gonna do is clip words out of context. No

[00:18:59] No, no, no, no, no, no, I said Arnold Satcha and

[00:19:05] He clipped it out of context. He clipped it out of context

[00:19:09] context. He clipped in a context. You clip that in a context. No, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:19:14] I look nothing like that, man.

[00:19:17] Well, okay. Well, so, well, someone said I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger. There

[00:19:23] you go. See, I would never say that word, but guys, I'm not racist go stop that shit,

[00:19:28] bro, stop that shit. I'm not racist.

[00:19:30] Bro, there's so many times chat where a streamer will get 50,000 gifted subs in a month and

[00:19:34] like okay it's not but then you bait well no you don't base popularity off that you base dedicated

[00:19:39] viewers because if you go on sub count you have only 6k gifted right the majority of your subs

[00:19:47] are paid we just watch us chat what one would look better uh honestly bro probably white i'm not

[00:19:59] not gonna lie. Chat White like 100% no? Yeah I think White is also good. Songs we will

[00:20:10] be listening to this month, let's see this. Songs we're definitely listening to in this

[00:20:14] summer versus songs we're not listening to in this summer, Drake edition. This is fire

[00:20:25] What do you mean? I would literally listen to this today.

[00:20:29] Hi.

[00:20:30] I say, uh...

[00:20:32] I am my son.

[00:20:38] A round of applause for the princess.

[00:20:41] You officially pissed me off.

[00:20:45] But ignoring my game invites is one thing.

[00:20:47] But ignoring my discord calls?

[00:20:50] Have you lost your fucking mind?

[00:20:52] That's glass for punishment.

[00:20:53] I'm sorry, kid. I don't want to hear it.

[00:20:56] That was the last slaughter.

[00:20:58] The slaughter walked the camel's back.

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[00:23:53] Just for you, why would you look at that?

[00:24:22] Hi Moodle and Hi Chat, can I get her tension for a second?

[00:24:25] Do you know every market in Africa is technically a black market?

[00:24:33] What are you trying to say, bro?

[00:24:37] She sighed, or you're lovely

[00:24:41] Brother.

[00:24:42] Yo, what's up, Moojuda?

[00:24:44] Just want to say that we can 1v1 in Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:24:47] Oh, wait, you're a cheater. Never mind.

[00:24:49] I don't play with cheaters like you haha you big nose

[00:24:53] Anyways, when is our next date?

[00:25:11] What is this?

[00:25:13] Like what type of exercise is this bro?

[00:25:20] Nickname's a called Drake's Iceman Album, Frozen Poop Album, Ice Ace Burger, Should've

[00:25:27] state frozen iced out music nicknames a cop on it

[00:25:45] average Kendrick listener retweet bro retweet

[00:25:49] I

[00:26:19] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[00:26:21] Boy, I actually love Sea Lions, bro.

[00:26:33] Like, look, bro, like look at this animal, bro.

[00:26:37] Okay, this one looks retarded, but you know

[00:26:57] please carry me to apex predator yo y'all act like I can't get petr myself

[00:27:08] I have an important question I got gifted a subscription yesterday does my nose

[00:27:14] get bigger now I don't want to have a big nose like you bro love from Denmark

[00:27:27] What are the chants of the roof falling in though?

[00:27:36] Boys!

[00:27:37] Ahem!

[00:27:38] My little palestine princess!

[00:27:39] Boys, if you guys smile!

[00:27:40] Why am I hearing on Reddit that you are a sleeper agent for Israel?

[00:27:44] Habibi, you must stay away from Israel, I have told you this before.

[00:27:49] Type 1 if mooder DM'd you inappropriately.

[00:27:53] Bro.

[00:27:54] Yo, uh, I'm gonna ask Gronk this, like, that's not the fullest fucking TTS I've got, bro.

[00:28:07] Hey, baby, uh, how are you today?

[00:28:11] I'm fucking feral today, baby.

[00:28:13] Just got done fantasizing about writing a goddamn cactus while chugging monster and

[00:28:17] plotting world domination.

[00:28:19] How's your dick hanging, king?

[00:28:21] My cock is hanging pretty good.

[00:28:24] Um, anyway.

[00:28:26] Listen, I'm getting like these TTS donations on Twitch

[00:28:30] and they keep saying I'm like a sleeper agent for Israel.

[00:28:34] What are they trying to say? I'm confused.

[00:28:38] Oh, you sweet summer child.

[00:28:40] They're calling you a fucking Zionist plant.

[00:28:43] A sneaky little Mossad cockroach hiding in plain sight.

[00:28:46] Basically accusing you of being an undercover Israeli agent

[00:28:49] agent, pushing propaganda while pretending to be a neutral streamer.

[00:28:53] Classic batshit conspiracy brain rot.

[00:28:55] Next they'll say you're funneling shekels through your TTS to fund settlements or some

[00:28:59] derivative shit.

[00:29:00] They're not saying anything coherent, they're just mashing Jew and bad together like a monkey

[00:29:04] on bath salts.

[00:29:06] You either accidentally triggered their Palestine radar, or someone's just trolling to watch

[00:29:10] you squirm.

[00:29:11] Want me to help you cook up the most unhinged, psychotic clapback for those donkey-brained

[00:29:15] retards?

[00:29:31] Yes.

[00:29:34] Oh fuck yeah. Let's arm your ass with nuclear grade clap back. Drop this on the next one. Listen here you smooth brained four skinned

[00:29:41] Mac and cheese are chicken niggas.

[00:29:46] What?

[00:29:48] Mac and cheese are chicken niggas.

[00:30:00] Sniggers or galaxy?

[00:30:02] Oh, no, no, no, no.

[00:30:07] What does this guy say?

[00:30:11] Watermelon or fried chicken?

[00:30:15] Okay. Yeah, we're done.

[00:30:18] Hey Gros, what's better, the Twitch Gamer Muda or the Twitch Gamer Marlin?

[00:30:22] Marlin longs the fuck out of Muda.

[00:30:24] Due to 6'5 Swedish model, Muda's just some gamer with a big nose who looks like Zabros'

[00:30:29] cousin.

[00:30:30] Hey Gros.

[00:30:33] I'm gonna blow up

[00:30:54] What is this?

[00:31:13] Like what the fuck am I watching?

[00:31:21] What the fuck?

[00:31:30] What do you mean not AI like what do you mean not AI?

[00:31:34] I'm like three seconds away from punching you in your face. What do you mean?

[00:31:38] I have been proudly telling chat you are an Israeli plant for weeks now check my messages

[00:31:43] Don't give others my credit you deep throat trainer type one if mood attached you before 18

[00:31:49] Don't, don't, don't fucking say...

[00:31:52] Incendi- Incendi-

[00:31:56] No, stop spamming one with the fucking dressing, with the fuck.

[00:32:02] Yo, what is this shit?

[00:32:05] What in the mood up, bro?

[00:32:07] Oh my...

[00:32:08] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[00:32:11] Did we straddle on it?

[00:32:14] Bro, did y'all just see that?

[00:32:19] What the fuck is happening to my monitor?

[00:32:36] Yo, who's hacking me?

[00:32:41] What the fuck?

[00:32:46] What's happening?

[00:32:56] Like, I'm actually going to punch you in the face.

[00:33:23] This is what happens when Faker picks Yone.

[00:33:53] Wait what?

[00:34:02] Wait I don't understand

[00:34:08] Oh my go-

[00:34:18] Borrow

[00:34:20] I'm getting like-

[00:34:23] Yeah, hold on, this edit needs to get banned, like, genuinely.

[00:34:53] This guy is tracking fucking particles in Minecraft.

[00:35:00] Let's see how chill this cat is.

[00:35:02] Pet test, bow test, level 3, level 4.

[00:35:09] Time for the ultimate test, the fez.

[00:35:11] Aw, man I want, Chad the I'm gonna get a cat bro.

[00:35:17] Starbucks method

[00:35:24] Wait

[00:35:27] This is gonna sound weird, but I saw you yesterday in Starbucks and I saw you talking to someone

[00:35:31] I knew you found you I knew and I found you attractive. So I wanted to know who you were

[00:35:37] Hit you with the old swear. I appreciate it

[00:35:40] Yeah

[00:35:42] Arty, I am allergic to girls, I love girls though, I hate girls, first of all, I'm not

[00:35:51] wrong, I do love girls, but yeah, I do like cats, but I love cats, so honestly, we might

[00:35:56] have to just honestly ignore my fucking thing and I might have to ignore my allergy and

[00:36:04] and still get a cat, bro.

[00:36:06] Caught? Caught? What?

[00:36:16] Get a bald cat? I'm not getting a fucking bald cat, bro.

[00:36:20] Like, no, I'd rather shave my balls and just pet my balls on a fucking Friday afternoon

[00:36:26] than get this fucking cat, bro. I'm sorry.

[00:36:29] Like I can't tell the difference between my balls that are completely shaved or this fucking cat

[00:36:35] Well, I can't even tell the difference. They'd probably feel the same. They'd probably feel the same

[00:36:45] 75% of my chat said get a male mini schnauzer named Mia

[00:36:53] Bro dad this would be I'm not even kidding

[00:36:56] You're not hitting a Slip and Nigger, and Nigger.

[00:36:58] No, no, no, no, no, no. I fucking hate you guys.

[00:37:00] Stop clipping clips out of context.

[00:37:19] Yeah, see this? This isn't going on my shop. This is getting hung up.

[00:37:23] This is fucking cold.

[00:37:25] I'm not gonna lie, this is fucking what I'm talking about.

[00:37:29] Why would you send me this, like, why would you send me this?

[00:37:35] Why would you send me this?

[00:37:41] It's you. It's not me, dumbass. It's not me.

[00:37:47] Bro is allergic to pussy. Suck around, bitches.

[00:37:51] It takes antibiotics to actively work against Torah.

[00:37:54] Rather talk to girls like Helen Keller play baseball.

[00:37:58] It's time for a movie here until John Cole is alive.

[00:38:01] This is a rock.

[00:38:05] How much do you want for it?

[00:38:06] I want 900 trillion dollars.

[00:38:08] 900 trillion dollars for a rock.

[00:38:10] I'm not the first.

[00:38:10] Guys, let it be off drugs.

[00:38:12] One, two.

[00:38:12] I'm on a good case.

[00:38:14] I don't care what else it is.

[00:38:15] I'm on a good case.

[00:38:16] I'm on a good case.

[00:38:17] I'm on a good case.

[00:38:18] I don't care what else it is.

[00:38:19] This a lot just be a dream

[00:38:44] Damn bro, I'm not gonna lie

[00:38:46] That is is that you before you're a streamer. Are you stupid bro? I did not grow

[00:38:55] Dude listen man, and we grew up poor bro, but I didn't grow up like that, bro

[00:38:59] But we didn't grow up poor bro. I remember I had to like can I literally had to like fucking

[00:39:05] Can I literally had to like sell drugs on the streets?

[00:39:08] But I had to sell dope and flip dope and flip weed, bro

[00:39:12] You know I have to flip pounds of weed and flip pounds of dope on the street bro

[00:39:16] Just to make a living just like I put food on the table back in the day, bro

[00:39:21] Should we get should we take it should we give us the idea back

[00:39:25] Okay, fine Frank you have VIP bro. Yeah, Frank. We're not giving you VIP bush your bitch ass off

[00:39:30] All right, shut your bitches up now

[00:39:32] playing valorant on the new mouse and the new mouse pad bro and the new mouse pad

[00:39:45] bro now as some of y'all know bro chat man there's like nut on my mouse pad right

[00:39:51] now so I had to get a new mouse pad and the issue with my mouse pad is because

[00:39:55] it was just so small right but yeah I accidentally nutted on my mouse pad you

[00:40:00] I actually nutted it on my mousepad so we get it a new mousepad, so I bought one.

[00:40:04] And then also everyone in my chat was like, what are you should get the new mouse since

[00:40:08] you're a pro player, you should probably get...

[00:40:30] Alright.

[00:40:32] Um...

[00:41:00] Oh.

[00:41:30] Can we do a Best Buy stream?

[00:41:52] Do we really do a Best Buy stream?

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[00:45:23] Way this feels good

[00:45:28] Why don't you just use this Saturn underneath I can't bro

[00:45:32] I tried to use it for a bit and I just can't use it anymore, man Moodle. Why are there white stains?

[00:45:42] Now

[00:45:44] Moodle can you sell me your orange mouse pad if you want not all over a mouse pad sure bro

[00:45:52] What the fuck?

[00:46:03] What is this mouse?

[00:46:15] What is this?

[00:46:41] Why would they do this wait why would they do this wait why would they do this

[00:47:03] This feels like ass.

[00:47:33] Why would they do this? This feels like ass.

[00:47:43] Enable BHOP mode?

[00:47:52] Wait, what is this?

[00:48:12] Yo, mooda question for you, person.

[00:48:14] What is the best hentai game on Steam right now?

[00:48:17] Yo, I don't- I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't do fucking hentai, bro.

[00:48:21] I don't do hentai.

[00:48:29] My CPS is a 14.20 on this mouse.

[00:48:33] Oh chat, what do I do, like, what do I put it on?

[00:48:39] What rapid trigger?

[00:48:43] I don't know I don't get what's happening I don't know if I like this mouse I don't

[00:49:07] I don't know if I like this mouse, I don't know if I like this mouse.

[00:49:10] Uh...

[00:49:11] Chad, does anyone know, like, what's, uh, put it on 5?

[00:49:19] What the fuck is this mouse?

[00:49:22] Why would they release this?

[00:49:23] This is horrible.

[00:49:24] I want my old mouse back already.

[00:49:28] Okay, wait.

[00:49:31] Actuation point.

[00:49:34] So is this how light it is to shoot?

[00:49:37] So is the actuation point the lightest it takes to shoot?

[00:49:47] Okay, now what's rapid trigger mean?

[00:50:01] So should I keep this on two or one?

[00:50:04] One, you will accidentally shoot on Rapid Trigger, so what should Rapid Trigger be

[00:50:25] at?

[00:50:26] Put it on 1, 1, 3.

[00:50:48] There's no way this should be on 1.

[00:50:52] What's my reaction time test for this?

[00:51:03] It's the same.

[00:51:07] It's worse.

[00:51:14] Well, my reaction time is worse.

[00:51:19] It got worse.

[00:51:22] This shit is ass.

[00:51:24] No, no, no, no, this is actually ass.

[00:51:30] Buh, what is this?

[00:51:33] Uh, Rapid Trigger maybe should be on like this?

[00:51:52] Bro, what does this mean?

[00:52:03] You who, Muta, haptics is too high?

[00:52:09] I don't want it to be anything lower than this, this is already hard, like, bro, I'll

[00:52:16] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Put it up higher?

[00:52:27] Bro, pop in this mouse's ass!

[00:52:30] Pop in this mouse's ass!

[00:52:32] What is this?!

[00:52:34] 223. 222. Ooh, this feels better. 223 doesn't feel too bad. Alright, one stack. Let me

[00:52:59] Valorant now

[00:53:03] So chat is two two three good is two two three good

[00:53:29] So chat what's better this or the Viper I'm confused

[00:53:37] It's not the car it's the driver yeah, I'm gonna return this fucking mouse and stay to my other mouse

[00:53:42] Oh fuck. I don't know there was nothing really wrong with the super light

[00:54:29] I'm on 222, no I'm not, I'm on 223, I'm on 223, I'm on 223, I'm on 223, I'm on 223,

[00:54:58] Oh

[00:55:12] Oh

[00:55:18] Oh, this feels way better

[00:55:23] All right, this feels good this feels good this feels good

[00:55:28] But can I be honest this feels exactly like my super light so what's the point of?

[00:55:46] Is it placebo I'm gonna try one one three

[00:55:58] What the fuck?

[00:56:08] YOOOOOO!

[00:56:26] test out um uh whoa what should we test out

[00:56:36] what should we test out

[00:56:56] 135 reaction time. Yeah, that's pretty good. Holy shit. If I try to do milliseconds, even

[00:57:20] chat our milliseconds you know I'm not gonna lie I'm accidentally pressing the

[00:57:28] right one a lot

[00:57:38] how do I is there a way to change the right clicks

[00:57:43] Which one should chat which one should be the right one? What should be right? What should be right?

[00:57:57] Well, no, we should probably keep this for League of Legends. We'll keep

[00:58:04] Damn wait, bro. That's actually crazy. That was actually crazy, bro 128

[00:58:13] Do you really need to be milliseconds faster?

[00:58:25] Like I feel like that's just such placebo.

[00:58:35] How much could milliseconds really do?

[00:58:59] It's like they're using trigger bot.

[00:59:08] I'm a good friend of yours.

[00:59:13] I'm a good friend of yours.

[00:59:29] For this mouse, the...

[00:59:32] Like, when you click, your aim doesn't get f***ed.

[00:59:36] Like, usually when you click a normal...

[00:59:38] You're gonna click...

[00:59:43] Yo, you keep cutting out!

[00:59:45] What?!

[00:59:47] Like, cut it out in slow motion?

[00:59:49] Yeah, I'll talk, I'll talk.

[00:59:51] I'll talk, yeah.

[00:59:53] When you click, it'll, like, f*** up your aim.

[00:59:55] Because, like, the little click goes down.

[00:59:57] You want to make the click feedback or whatever the fuck that shit is, zero.

[01:00:01] You want to make that a zero.

[01:00:04] You want to make click haptics on zero?

[01:00:07] Yes, zero.

[01:00:10] That is what makes this mouse OP.

[01:00:12] Yo, is this game retarded?

[01:00:15] For me, that's the most important thing for me.

[01:00:18] Then the other thing is the actuation point.

[01:00:22] And you kind of just figure out what's good for you.

[01:00:25] I'm on at five, to be honest. It's kind of high, but I think it's good, and the Rapid Trigger, you don't use that for their Valorant. It's not good.

[01:00:33] Oh wait, should I turn off Rapid Trigger?

[01:00:36] Wait, wait, wait. Should I turn off Rapid Trigger?

[01:00:40] Match bound.

[01:00:41] Yeah, I would have Rapid Trigger.

[01:00:42] Okay.

[01:00:43] Yeah, I would turn off Rapid Trigger.

[01:00:46] Should I turn off Rapid Trigger?

[01:00:55] Bro, don't listen to this drone.

[01:01:01] Change your right click.

[01:01:02] No, you're going to hate it if you don't.

[01:01:04] Chat.

[01:01:05] Yeah, yeah, chat.

[01:01:06] What's a good right click, please?

[01:01:07] Can someone help me real quick, guys?

[01:01:08] Because my right click is a bit, but chat, I also play League, so my right click can

[01:01:11] be really good on League.

[01:01:13] Maybe I should just get used to it.

[01:01:15] Make it 3-3-3 on my right, on right.

[01:01:21] Yo genius you can change it make a profile. That's so extra. I'm not doing that, bro

[01:01:39] Cookie tester cookie cookie click

[01:01:45] Let me see it, but let me get my minecraft clicks on real quick.

[01:01:55] Holy shit.

[01:02:00] Yo.

[01:02:02] Oh my god.

[01:02:04] I mean, I swear to get better, I get higher.

[01:02:07] Like, is that one capping me or some shit?

[01:02:10] Yeah, it's capping me.

[01:02:14] 15, holy shit.

[01:02:17] 15 clicks per second chat.

[01:02:21] I clicked my mouse 15 times per second.

[01:02:24] Alright bro, let's see.

[01:02:26] Is this mouse as good as they people say it is bro?

[01:02:29] I'm not one with the propaganda bro.

[01:02:31] I'm not sponsored.

[01:02:32] I'm gonna tell you if this mouse is shit or good bro, let's see.

[01:02:40] This must die.

[01:02:42] I should have killed him. This must ask. This must scare me.

[01:02:57] Good run back for you.

[01:03:01] The guy in the chat said you had 100 viewers before Jinxy.

[01:03:04] Yeah, yeah.

[01:03:05] Do I bomb your house? Are you retarded?

[01:03:07] Like, do I bomb your house?

[01:03:09] Like, do I genuinely bomb your house in Minecraft?

[01:03:11] Minecraft. Wait, I'm trying to kill him.

[01:03:14] Chad, do we return this and get the Viper?

[01:03:18] Do we return this and get the Viper?

[01:03:20] All of them. All of them.

[01:03:21] I don't know the reason.

[01:03:22] Let me kill him.

[01:03:30] I just want to kill Jorah.

[01:03:34] My word.

[01:03:41] well does it really matter if you're like milliseconds faster though

[01:03:51] I'm gonna come by it

[01:03:53] how are we saying bro

[01:03:55] milliseconds milliseconds

[01:03:57] milliseconds bro milliseconds matter bro

[01:04:01] keep low here

[01:04:03] I mean if you're like a pro

[01:04:05] I'm trying to be the best

[01:04:07] if you're not the best thing about

[01:04:11] So chat if I had a trigger bot and I held this angle would the trigger bot go off?

[01:04:25] Yes or no? So let's see is this mouse really as good as trigger bot? Let's see

[01:04:34] chat if I had a trigger bot let's see if this mouse is as good as a trigger bot

[01:04:37] Let's see.

[01:04:38] Drop in a hole.

[01:04:40] Drop my box.

[01:04:46] I'm done.

[01:04:50] Here we go.

[01:04:57] What is this shitty ass smoke you keep throwing, Shuri?

[01:05:03] Two left foot. Two left foot.

[01:05:05] How do you play, how do you play?

[01:05:07] Where do you use it there?

[01:05:08] Nevermind, one man, one man. Awesome man.

[01:05:15] Oh, brother.

[01:05:20] Oh, yeah.

[01:05:25] Have you never seen that smoke?

[01:05:27] I feel like it's pretty common.

[01:05:30] Yeah, I've seen it. Like a lot.

[01:05:32] I think I'll tear it if you want.

[01:05:34] Not bad.

[01:05:40] Eeeh, it's bad.

[01:05:43] He needs his ulti, guys.

[01:05:45] Big stack here, let me just solo-

[01:05:47] Okay.

[01:05:52] Mura, did you jerk off thinking about me last night?

[01:05:55] Carter, what the fuck is wrong with me?

[01:05:57] I think it's alright, eh?

[01:05:59] It's me, it's me, it's me.

[01:06:01] I'm so fucked up, you're dead!

[01:06:03] Ah, yeah.

[01:06:16] Fight planted.

[01:06:24] Please.

[01:06:26] You're fucked!

[01:06:27] So is Trigobot really that OP?

[01:06:45] You tell us you're the cheater I'm not a

[01:07:31] one

[01:07:36] two

[01:07:41] five

[01:07:46] five

[01:07:51] five

[01:07:56] Last player standing, Yikes!

[01:08:01] I'm not sure.

[01:08:03] Feeling of finding that?

[01:08:06] This is weird, bro.

[01:08:08] It's a weird feeling.

[01:08:10] It is, right?

[01:08:11] It's weird as shit.

[01:08:13] But then when you get used to it, oh my god.

[01:08:16] Prime mood.

[01:08:17] Should I even use this mouse, bro?

[01:08:20] Like, I don't know.

[01:08:22] Who's this mouse bro? Like, I don't know.

[01:08:27] No? Okay.

[01:08:29] What happened with it?

[01:08:31] I wonder where our fate is playing.

[01:08:33] We should have KJ one side, fate on the other side.

[01:08:40] Plat you with the problem, I love you so much, God bless you.

[01:08:44] Nothing to be guessing with me.

[01:08:45] Come on, A.

[01:08:48] I'm gonna get a lot of allies.

[01:09:22] here right here deep on deep on deep off one enemy remaining

[01:09:29] one enemy remaining

[01:09:32] oh oh hell nah

[01:09:36] dang i'm sorry

[01:09:42] bro you are feeling it

[01:09:44] what do you mean i just i always do this bell come on it's my normal game play bro what are you talking about

[01:09:50] Taishita, Taishita.

[01:09:54] She's like, she's like, forget I mean.

[01:09:59] Oh, we should have won that round.

[01:10:03] Haha, sorry.

[01:10:05] Push him back. They're stepping on us.

[01:10:15] Chad, his mouse is so sensitive.

[01:10:17] I'll kill him.

[01:10:19] Jump in the sleep.

[01:10:21] Use the grenade.

[01:10:23] Oh.

[01:10:25] Oh.

[01:10:27] Oh.

[01:10:29] Get me a barge out.

[01:10:31] I'll put the three of you.

[01:10:33] You guys, you don't worry about it.

[01:10:35] Back in a flight.

[01:10:37] One fish of iron, please.

[01:10:39] You're closed.

[01:10:41] Oh.

[01:10:43] Love it.

[01:10:45] I

[01:11:00] Know says no, like

[01:11:02] So I don't explain it bro. Like I want to know what I

[01:11:07] I didn't know if there's anybody church like bro. I want to know what I

[01:11:10] I'm just RIPPING!

[01:11:12] Oh, I dug churches, huh?

[01:11:16] Wait, except that guy.

[01:11:18] Changed the setting?

[01:11:20] But then I feel like there's no point.

[01:11:22] I'd rather just like...

[01:11:26] I'd rather just have a normal mouse.

[01:11:33] Is it bad to do that?

[01:11:36] Like, I hope... I don't know, I don't want to explain it.

[01:11:39] The mousepad is really good. I really like this mousepad. This mousepad feels really good. I like this a lot.

[01:11:44] It's actually big. It's actually big. It's bigger.

[01:11:52] But the mouse? I don't know.

[01:12:00] Maybe I just stay with my mouse.

[01:12:09] one enemy remaining.

[01:12:16] Nice.

[01:12:18] Well, you have SM time with your super light, obviously it's going to feel different.

[01:12:28] Oh, you have so much time with your super light.

[01:12:32] Just get used to it.

[01:12:33] Chat, what do y'all think I should do?

[01:12:35] Y'all think I should get used to it, two, buy the Viper V4 or three, just go back to

[01:12:39] my normal super light I've always been using for like the last six five years

[01:12:41] the last five years I've been using the super light should I just go back to the

[01:12:45] super light

[01:12:53] nothing me nothing me nothing me one is a shop

[01:13:00] Oh, what did I hit? I dashed. My body hit like a wall.

[01:13:20] I don't know man.

[01:13:22] I

[01:13:26] Does any pro use a super striker now

[01:13:36] Yo, Saeed

[01:13:39] We say walla don't use it if don't use it. I'm using it. I'm using it. I'm using it

[01:13:53] You're not don't I'm actually better than don I'm mood up

[01:13:58] What's the mouse pad you're using?

[01:14:01] Artisan zero soft xxl so I've been using this pad for a long time

[01:14:05] But they came out with like a the xxl version because I like big pads, bro. I like big pads

[01:14:16] Definitely

[01:14:22] I was on site for 30 minutes where was every I didn't see a single soul until I died

[01:14:50] Of course.

[01:14:53] One dream ends, I'm not going to sleep.

[01:15:00] Tom got a custom Zowie mousepad unreleased, just used by Pravee4.

[01:15:06] Wait, I thought my chat said that he used the Super Strike, no?

[01:15:11] Let's wait.

[01:15:13] A new mouse can't change your brain, unfortunately.

[01:15:18] Can we just like get space anywhere?

[01:15:20] Like really just like a deep KJ turret or deep KJ learn bar or fight for mid and anything?

[01:15:24] Yeah, are we on main every run?

[01:15:26] Yeah.

[01:15:27] Yeah, alright, yeah.

[01:15:30] Nothing, nothing, nothing.

[01:15:32] One A.

[01:15:34] I'm gonna find one.

[01:15:36] Sorry, sorry.

[01:15:41] Felix was in the end box.

[01:15:44] I have ults.

[01:15:46] Ulting soon.

[01:16:47] be aimless I think. Will help kid you else.

[01:17:17] and then down

[01:17:19] enemies coming from below

[01:17:25] KJL, what?

[01:17:31] I'm so lucky, I'm so lucky

[01:17:37] one by one

[01:17:39] one enemy remains

[01:17:41] last player standing

[01:17:43] not so fancy now, huh?

[01:17:47] Last round

[01:17:50] Muda I think me and my nuts are your favorite viewers like what the fuck it love me the job

[01:17:56] Yeah

[01:18:02] Thank you

[01:18:05] Anything in the razor viper v4 than the v3 because I used to always use the

[01:18:10] And I never liked it. I was never good at using it

[01:18:47] I

[01:18:51] Know

[01:18:56] I've smoked in a what do you guys mean ironic?

[01:19:04] Smoking guys one's red side sheet brawl

[01:19:12] Backside we're like all that call

[01:19:17] All this talk about masses and yet your nose is still an lack of trunk, you piss me off

[01:19:24] every day I wake up.

[01:19:27] Moota last week you had 7,000 viewers what happened, I got raided by Neon bro, burnt

[01:19:38] pina and neon did a uh did a like vip raid on me bro honestly and i've been i've been fucking with

[01:19:45] it ever since

[01:19:55] let's win this shit boy

[01:20:00] guys here's a hide from fade recon walk up

[01:20:04] I'm not gonna be dummy down and then we're walking straight to a feeding small the indication

[01:20:11] so about

[01:20:14] Will is just a fuck up

[01:20:16] I can look big we kind of walk about

[01:20:18] no if you do come

[01:20:20] welcome in now

[01:20:22] they smoked me there already

[01:20:24] the sky gifted 20 bits just to say Jinxie's live bye

[01:20:26] walk a pop, walk a pop

[01:20:28] yo yo yo yo

[01:20:30] did 20 bits just to say Jinxie's live by black and pop you're getting man oh you're getting

[01:21:06] I don't need to dash in and take over everyone and die on trip.

[01:21:34] ahhh fuck

[01:21:36] hehehe

[01:21:40] i'll find you

[01:21:50] drop the assault right back

[01:21:54] and spike down

[01:21:56] they like buff this thing

[01:22:00] one out

[01:22:02] is beating in the League of Legends, I think.

[01:22:20] This place is nice, but not nice enough to die in, let's go ahead and get out of here.

[01:22:42] No, this monitor that's broken is pissing me off, bro.

[01:23:42] There is A and Willy is Arched

[01:24:12] you

[01:24:42] you

[01:25:12] you

[01:25:42] you

[01:26:12] you

[01:26:42] you

[01:27:42] I think he's still up here, he's up here, he's up here, he's up here, he's up here.

[01:27:57] Interesting, just holding the back set for 10 years.

[01:28:00] Guys, look at the score by the way.

[01:28:03] You know, are we winning?

[01:28:04] Is it 10-6?

[01:28:05] No.

[01:28:06] So, why are we pushing like that?

[01:28:08] I'm just confused.

[01:28:09] Are you guys failures in life?

[01:28:12] You guys not give a fuck about losing because if that's cool then alright bro just go, just go fail in life. Go. Go, bro. Go.

[01:28:19] Like, lock in!

[01:28:22] You waste of blood!

[01:28:24] Lock in!

[01:28:26] Go be. I don't wanna see that shit ever again. Be disciplined, you fucking loser. Be disciplined and don't swing.

[01:28:34] Go be.

[01:28:37] That was beautiful.

[01:29:42] We're planning on killing him.

[01:29:45] Yeah, I shot him.

[01:29:48] Shot him pretty quickly.

[01:29:51] Did he kill you?

[01:29:53] Nobody shot the ult and broke it.

[01:29:55] We lost her out.

[01:29:56] Okay, okay, okay.

[01:29:57] Jett, Jett, Jett, Jett.

[01:29:58] Dash art.

[01:29:59] I'm ulting art.

[01:30:00] Almost off rip.

[01:30:01] I'm fucking immediately.

[01:30:08] Nice.

[01:30:11] Don't give them time to get here.

[01:30:18] I'm fucking immediately.

[01:30:55] We'll catch them.

[01:31:00] Placing strong grenades.

[01:31:04] Placing strong grenades.

[01:31:05] Strong grenades out.

[01:31:10] One enemy remaining.

[01:31:16] You should have dropped in a smoke.

[01:31:21] Reload.

[01:31:22] Win.

[01:31:23] show me where to go

[01:31:26] so why does light feel so much stronger than left

[01:31:43] oh that's why

[01:31:45] see that's way too light so that's my job

[01:31:58] why does rapid trigger suck chat

[01:32:15] I

[01:32:24] Gonna fall back here

[01:32:26] come here come here come here

[01:32:28] come here where they come in

[01:32:30] come here

[01:32:32] come here

[01:32:34] walking sight

[01:32:36] he's on third

[01:32:40] 11 secret

[01:32:42] spike down

[01:32:44] feedback

[01:32:48] fade art fade art fade art

[01:32:50] smoking one

[01:32:52] good flanks there

[01:32:59] not bad for you

[01:33:02] and T-brail

[01:33:12] I

[01:33:23] Not much I can do there to be honest bro. I'm not like hacking. I don't have

[01:33:28] What do I do there I just don't know where the clove is so it's like yeah, it's hard to win there

[01:33:35] 4th try, that's hard bro.

[01:33:42] Ascended 3 way light.

[01:33:47] very light.

[01:33:52] Ascended 3-way.

[01:34:09] Why do you have a 27 inch monitor with 800 dpi?

[01:34:15] I don't know.

[01:34:18] Wow, it's on with a 27-inch monitor.

[01:34:39] Fuck, man.

[01:34:41] I'm not going to go to a Viper. I don't like that. I never liked the Viper. I was never

[01:34:53] team razor.

[01:34:54] For sure. I saw this crazy tweet. This blew the fuck up. This is fucking insane. We talked

[01:35:02] about this a little bit.

[01:35:04] I

[01:35:06] Found my mom's grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees 12 million views 280,000 likes

[01:35:14] So quite clearly people resonate with this and look at this bucket. Look at this thing

[01:35:18] Go this is obviously like a week's worth of groceries for a family

[01:35:23] It's all types of shit cookies and cupcakes and salad dressing mustard sweet peas

[01:35:28] This is literally a family's grocery list cupcakes

[01:35:30] I want you to guess how much this cost off the top the whole thing go back to the

[01:35:35] time bro what did they even talk about what what are they streaming what are

[01:35:38] they talking about I'm just confused anyway uh yeah

[01:35:47] so I'm not getting off Valorant today until I get radium bro I'm not getting

[01:35:51] off Valorant today until I get radium all right it's just what it is it is what

[01:35:54] it is it is what it is it is what it is

[01:36:00] Logitech claims their new mouse, the Super Strike, is up to 13mm.

[01:36:30] you

[01:37:00] you

[01:37:30] you

[01:38:00] you

[01:38:30] you

[01:39:00] You're just mad bro. You're just mad you don't get raided by neon and burp, you know at the same time

[01:39:24] one enemy remaining read my name with respect nosy

[01:39:32] yeah don't start this top move faster

[01:39:43] They're fucking bot.

[01:39:52] You must make the enemy a phrase.

[01:39:55] Look at Barbarianni, scary mask, scary force.

[01:39:58] She understands.

[01:40:00] What are you, should I actually get this mouse instead?

[01:40:03] No, no, no, but I like my super light.

[01:40:07] It's either the super light, like original, or just this one.

[01:40:13] Do you ever shut the fuck up you shawarma piece of shit?

[01:40:22] I'll find you!

[01:40:26] Lots and lots of hits.

[01:40:29] There!

[01:40:32] Enemy spotted!

[01:40:33] I wonder, does anyone have a mic in this game?

[01:40:57] I don't fucking know bro.

[01:41:02] I wonder like I don't get how this mics makes how does this mouse make any sense. Oh my god, I'm gonna mouse

[01:41:11] Hey, we're just sending a hate from Michigan like bro, let's keep a long day the whole game

[01:41:16] Yep

[01:41:17] Be it and then you get their thorns or whatever help it. I'll be the CA. No, no

[01:41:21] This mouse is definitely like ass bro and set click haptics wrap the trigger

[01:41:32] of

[01:41:52] the vice a

[01:42:01] come on

[01:42:02] that's what i'm saying but i like my clicks

[01:42:04] i don't want a vibration mouse

[01:42:06] what's that one though?

[01:42:09] bring them down

[01:42:10] 2, 56 on page, only one in page

[01:42:13] 5, 5, 7, 8

[01:42:14] last player standing

[01:42:19] ugh

[01:42:21] spike planted

[01:42:23] ugh

[01:42:31] guys can we just all like just say like a word real quick jumble can you say your favorite

[01:42:44] word uh you oh you're a city of the west what happened

[01:42:51] Kurai, what's your favorite word, bro?

[01:42:55] Kurai?

[01:42:58] I'm just glad you guys have mics, bro

[01:43:08] Oh, the eye hits me last fucking second shit as 145 raise 145 raise

[01:43:21] How is OLED broken? I love OLED. It's not that it's broken. It's just like I like seeing colors, bro.

[01:43:37] My BenQ legitimately looks worse than fucking ass.

[01:43:51] But I do have to clean my monitor.

[01:44:03] Who the fuck is that guy?

[01:44:10] 1% of that mess is actually a total mess.

[01:44:14] That shit.

[01:44:15] We're just fed.

[01:44:51] I don't know what to do with it.

[01:44:58] Can we fight for it?

[01:45:07] I'm the only duelist.

[01:45:09] I mean, it doesn't matter if we slept.

[01:45:11] Yeah, honestly.

[01:45:12] Yeah, we can fight for it.

[01:45:13] Just as well.

[01:45:14] Please, blind for me.

[01:45:17] What do you want, an eye or a tether?

[01:45:20] That's how they're-

[01:45:21] How they're took.

[01:45:22] Dude, like far left how they're redpained, okay?

[01:45:27] Make sure you run through it too, so it gets back wall.

[01:45:30] Like, start- yeah, yeah, so I can step back.

[01:45:41] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[01:46:20] I'll see you later standing

[01:46:25] Bye boy

[01:46:27] One more

[01:46:29] One enemy remaining

[01:46:34] Should I ult and push this guy now or is that a bad idea?

[01:46:37] Yes

[01:46:39] Would you ult there and push him?

[01:46:41] Probably

[01:46:46] Oh my god

[01:46:50] It was a good round. We should just keep doing the same thing.

[01:46:59] I'm trying to pop it's mic. I don't know. I was gonna like...

[01:47:01] Oh my god, can you play with this instead of this?

[01:47:03] This guy swaps like the most like dollar ammo mic ever.

[01:47:05] Just do a... do a...

[01:47:07] Anyone feeling better about that?

[01:47:08] You can grab that, uh... yeah.

[01:47:10] Do a show.

[01:47:11] Dude, if we have to go play League, we're gonna play League today, yeah.

[01:47:16] Uh, I just died like... I didn't even have a gun in his hand.

[01:47:20] One viewer raid from the biggest Bob. Thank you for the raid, bro. I appreciate you

[01:47:31] The biggest Bob with the one viewer raid, bro. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you

[01:47:36] Thank you. Thank you, Bill. I appreciate you, Bill. Thank you, Bill.

[01:47:52] Be more grateful. What do you mean? I said thank you.

[01:47:56] I'm gonna switch to do the top route smoke. I think it's better for this fight.

[01:48:10] We can come back here boys. 5-7 this shit. Let's go.

[01:48:16] Alright, I'm gonna dash in again.

[01:48:18] Just keep fighting. Are we gonna keep fighting or not?

[01:48:20] Yeah, yeah, you should dash here.

[01:48:22] Here.

[01:48:54] doggyn see

[01:48:58] they pick up the units

[01:49:01] only one here guys, well done

[01:49:08] there is a positive here

[01:49:12] why does he give up that space

[01:49:16] two were secretly a

[01:49:26] they're just waiting for us to pee

[01:49:29] uh... the cross

[01:49:30] rubble

[01:49:40] thirty seconds left

[01:49:43] your fear one enemy remaining

[01:50:04] finally though so the thing looks different I can't put

[01:50:13] Yo am I good as my voice good as happening is there anything good chat yeah you can get

[01:50:21] to me is my f back yes or no is my shit back yes or no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[01:50:24] tell me tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell tell to me am I good or no am I still

[01:50:28] liking you yes or no am I still liking yes or no bro tell me come on holy fuck am I liking

[01:50:34] you am I back

[01:50:35] I'll find you!

[01:50:45] I'm dead! I'm dying!

[01:50:47] I'm dead!

[01:50:49] Watch out for that.

[01:50:51] Watch out for that.

[01:50:53] I'll get back.

[01:50:55] We're raising.

[01:51:27] I

[01:51:57] one

[01:52:07] One enemy remaining

[01:52:17] Oh

[01:52:27] Hmm interesting this mouse is is very interesting indeed

[01:52:37] So that will be honest, but this mouse is very interesting indeed

[01:52:43] What are you gonna hop on a flex today? Yes or no, let me let me let me message

[01:52:50] So no

[01:52:57] He said that he has scrims today, so he doesn't know

[01:53:04] You can't do all you wait, are you sure?

[01:53:57] I don't believe that though, bro. I don't believe this. I don't believe this right here chat

[01:54:03] I don't believe this and also listen wait confirmed

[01:54:07] ranked will be solo queue only for diamond masters and apex platter players from June 9 to June 23

[01:54:19] Let's keep on a guys

[01:54:23] My god

[01:54:24] What day is it May 21? Okay, I have one week to get ahead. I have one week to get ahead. If I don't get quick, I don't want to eat. I'm tough.

[01:54:34] Two there, guys. Maybe two.

[01:54:36] Three, speed.

[01:54:40] Bro, bro, cross the pink.

[01:54:44] V?

[01:54:45] Yeah.

[01:54:48] He'll breeze it 50 after it is.

[01:54:51] Five bullets.

[01:54:54] I'm gonna try to hold this time for you.

[01:55:02] Onii-chan?

[01:55:04] Naruto Onii?

[01:55:06] What is he doing?

[01:55:07] Like, what is this?

[01:55:09] What is this?

[01:55:11] Pi-ES-DAS!

[01:55:13] Not sure, not sure, not sure, not sure, not sure, not sure.

[01:55:16] Shoot 25 bullets, doesn't go in the smoke when you reload, so let's go.

[01:55:19] Oh man, you know, like, never mind, never mind bro.

[01:55:26] Oh man, you, it depends, do you play this game for fun or do you play this game to get

[01:55:30] better and clear off of it?

[01:55:33] All I want to say was that you don't have infinite ammo in this game, so when you shoot

[01:55:38] 25 bullets, you might want to start moving closer to the end of the season or reload.

[01:55:43] Yeah.

[01:55:44] That's all I want to say bro.

[01:55:45] Did you get your mousepad?

[01:55:46] Yes, I got my mousepad and my mouse.

[01:55:48] Got you. Hey, how's your bro?

[01:55:50] Any day, poppinsguy.com for more tips.

[01:55:53] Bazaaright.

[01:55:57] There. There. There. There.

[01:56:03] Cover your mouth, fight me.

[01:56:06] Fight down. Fight down.

[01:56:08] Fight down, A.

[01:56:11] Yeah, she's such a terrible- I should be dashing out to make space for my team.

[01:56:15] I should, I should, I should indeed.

[01:56:17] see my fault there guys, I'm gonna be honest. And we really needed that round too.

[01:56:23] Mod's changed its title to Valorant Ranked until I want to kill myself in GTA V please.

[01:56:32] Cause we're not gonna, we're gonna get off soon. I'm not playing this game until I get

[01:56:36] ready, I'm gonna be honest bro, I'm sorry, it's just not gonna happen. It's literally

[01:56:40] impossible. I'm getting legit Brits and Retards on my team, unless we win this round.

[01:56:47] This is not radiant bro, this is like fucking copper too.

[01:57:09] This legit has to be copper too.

[01:57:13] Like the immortals died.

[01:57:16] Chad, this game is really at it's lowest peak right now, to be honest.

[01:57:21] Like, I'm seeing people I've never seen in my entire life in Immortal and near-radiant.

[01:57:46] That's hard to win there, Stinger, it's literally better than the Vandal at that point.

[01:58:01] Was rank EU or NA easier?

[01:58:04] EU

[01:58:07] EU was and it was way easier than EU

[01:58:14] And it was way easier than you it was hard with the only reason why you was hard was because

[01:58:21] The amount of wind traders

[01:58:23] Crypto throwers and toxic people

[01:58:27] All right, and the language barrier and the language barrier and a everyone kind of speaks the same

[01:58:34] Everyone kind of speaks the same, everyone has an American accent, it's easy to understand

[01:58:42] each other, no one's really super toxic, there are some winchaters but not a lot.

[01:58:46] is like literally 90% of the Valorant community is by one

[01:59:03] I'm shooting down. I'm trying to fight.

[01:59:05] Three men down.

[01:59:07] I'm going back to meeting.

[01:59:29] Enemy A.

[01:59:33] This Reina is either cheating or like the luckiest player alive.

[02:00:02] He has to be the luckiest player alive or the or

[02:00:08] Brother I mean that was a bad peak

[02:00:14] I mean, I guess you're right, but there's no way he's not no no it's a good peak

[02:00:17] It's just no one's ready for that. Oh, but yes, you know

[02:00:23] It's a bad peak you should never do it, but

[02:00:27] No one should be ready for that peak because it's a bad peak, but he was ready for that peak and one time me

[02:00:31] So yeah, he's either like fucking cheating, stream sniping, or the luckiest player on the team.

[02:01:01] What

[02:01:05] I think guys I guess you would be

[02:01:14] Or above

[02:01:31] It's CS too hard in Valorant?

[02:01:39] Someone says something pithy and we pretend to tell it.

[02:01:42] Ah, bro, I don't know, man.

[02:01:44] I don't know, I haven't played CS along enough.

[02:01:48] You guys should keep working on CS.

[02:01:50] I would say CS is hard.

[02:01:53] I would say CS is hard.

[02:01:54] The only reason why I think Valorant is harder, in my opinion, is because there's just abilities,

[02:01:58] but there's so much abilities, so it's like AIDS.

[02:02:01] Mechanically, CS is harder to shoot your gun movement-wise. Yes, CS is harder

[02:02:07] But like Valorant is just more annoying because there's so much abilities you need to like learn

[02:02:31] one is from B2, we're inside, I want to

[02:02:46] we're down

[02:02:57] 100 I'm close

[02:03:01] YOMURA, CAN YOU RAID ME AFTER YOUR STREAM?

[02:03:07] Uhhh, the thing is Ron bro, I WOULD RUN.

[02:03:12] The thing is Ron, I WOULD, uh, WOULD RAID YOU?

[02:03:15] Well the thing is bro, I'm gonna be honest, um, the neon package and the burnt peanut

[02:03:21] package is only gonna deliver like 3k of them.

[02:03:25] I'm gonna be honest bro.

[02:03:27] So uh, yeah bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:03:29] only gonna get 3k out of the neon and burnt peanut package I'm sorry bro you're

[02:03:35] just only gonna get like three to four K it's a weird glitch it's a weird glitch

[02:03:47] we know now that I averaged 30,000 viewers bro do you want to let me in

[02:03:51] that game night tonight with you and Jixi

[02:03:55] Since I have 30,000 viewers now, I'm up now, bro.

[02:04:01] I'm gonna have a Porsche GT3 RS soon, Ron.

[02:04:08] The Keqaqa.

[02:04:09] It's so ugly, Ron.

[02:04:15] I'm so gay.

[02:04:19] I'm so gay.

[02:04:21] So chat I want to let y'all know bro. I genuinely want to let y'all know man

[02:04:34] To that from the bottom of my heart bro, I want to let y'all know that like

[02:04:40] Since I have 30,000 viewers bro

[02:04:44] Let's go back. I'm not I'm not the same anymore, bro. I'm not the same mood anymore, bro

[02:04:51] now we wait time to

[02:04:55] there I switched up

[02:04:59] I'll find a thing

[02:05:03] Reena, raise speed A guys, 3A

[02:05:07] Shadow is traveling

[02:05:11] 2R boots

[02:05:15] here

[02:05:19] there

[02:05:21] my planet

[02:05:23] no more

[02:05:37] best best best

[02:05:41] someone fuck me in the asshole

[02:05:45] i'm down

[02:05:49] What is wrong with you?

[02:05:59] Alright boys, here you go.

[02:06:04] Ever come in, ever come in.

[02:06:06] Omen, insta TP across and peek right.

[02:06:09] They're never going to expect you.

[02:06:11] Everyone else, they always suck nades.

[02:06:13] So just delay, delay peek.

[02:06:15] What about me daddy?

[02:06:17] This is a pick-up for you.

[02:06:19] Wooo, pick-up on it.

[02:06:27] Nice push-up, almond.

[02:06:33] We're going to be down.

[02:06:43] Wooo!

[02:06:45] Oh, that's not good.

[02:06:47] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[02:06:49] Dude, everyone, dude, everyone, just live.

[02:06:54] Just live, everyone, everyone.

[02:06:55] Get rebel, get rebel.

[02:06:56] Fuck, do nothing.

[02:06:59] We lost the whole game because of that.

[02:07:02] We literally lost the whole game because of that.

[02:07:04] He's sniping, GG.

[02:07:15] I

[02:07:24] Match points

[02:07:27] I'm around my house meowing. What even am I?

[02:07:45] Why is jimsy's cock look at that?

[02:07:49] No jimsy has a meat bro, jimsy has a meat.

[02:08:05] I'm gonna punch him in the face poppin.

[02:08:15] One enemy remaining.

[02:08:17] Come on, back to data.

[02:08:20] You guys play.

[02:08:25] That's it.

[02:08:29] Why is this cock out?

[02:08:31] You know, wait a minute.

[02:08:32] Fuck.

[02:08:35] Like, this cock, you know, might as well just take your cock out at that point, bro.

[02:08:45] why are you looking there good shit boys you're guys here like to see I think

[02:08:55] they're the results here let's go see

[02:09:05] yeah I think there's plan to raise all let's just hit C boys

[02:09:45] We're saving all for next game GG. What is it? So we're saving all for next game. This fucking uh this this fucking uh

[02:09:57] Fuck it's two games in a row. It's all good, bro

[02:10:08] Playing good some matters right we are playing good, bro. So what is happening?

[02:10:15] I can't hear you in water

[02:10:22] Muda you're not you're the one to talk cuz shut the tournament it's a

[02:10:29] What is wrong with you what is wrong with you what is wrong with you what is wrong with you what is wrong with you?

[02:10:35] No, what is wrong?

[02:10:36] What is wrong with you, bro?

[02:10:38] I

[02:10:41] Next day I'm out of the day agency. I wanted to send you these cookies. I ate when I was little from El Salvador

[02:10:48] Hopefully you like them. Thank you for all bro, Joe

[02:10:54] Bro Joe like I want you just open it with a karambit

[02:11:08] Nah, bro, the girls are drafted.

[02:11:11] And it's a duo.

[02:11:14] Man, I wish I could be in this tournament, bro, but unfortunately, man.

[02:11:19] He said I'm too good for this, bro. He said I'm too good.

[02:11:22] Number one R6 gamer.

[02:11:25] Where's Chat? Why can't I type in Chat?

[02:11:31] Is this fucking thing bugged?

[02:11:34] China's twitch bogged? Why can't I type?

[02:11:42] 7TV is bogged?

[02:11:45] Okay, we need to capitalize on the Sealed Operator, right?

[02:11:49] Oh, where'd that come from?

[02:11:52] Come on!

[02:11:54] There's a new version of it out? How do I dial in 7TV? Update.

[02:11:59] So do I have to uninstall this and then re-download this or no?

[02:12:25] or portable radio

[02:12:34] Man chat I want to fuck all of you you guys are just so smart, bro

[02:12:38] You guys are generally just so smart like genuinely what long you're all are just so smart, bro

[02:12:43] Like I want to fuck every single one in this chat right now

[02:12:47] 15

[02:12:52] Sis Molo

[02:12:55] Oh, God.

[02:13:15] Mota, you better mother fucker, eight heading radio expert.

[02:13:19] Oh, God.

[02:13:20] I think this is like my last game of valorant for today until we do, I mean we can't do Apex because I'm gonna Apex stack one step

[02:13:27] Let me see. Zane said gonna have to be on Monday. I have a double block tomorrow and then pro league Saturday Sunday

[02:13:35] So Monday we lock it in

[02:13:38] Because June is six no more duo slash trio

[02:13:44] which

[02:13:47] equals

[02:13:49] Getting fucked and diamonds stuck

[02:14:00] Chai I think I need to get someone else bro until that until that one bro because I'm not gonna lie Chai

[02:14:05] I don't know we're gonna be able to

[02:14:06] Bubblegum said he doesn't want to play with me Chai is shiv epic wait panic

[02:14:13] Yo are you down to get me

[02:14:16] The master is dead.

[02:14:26] This guy's ass.

[02:14:34] Wait what?

[02:14:36] The fuck?

[02:14:38] Bro! I didn't fucking pull me back in here.

[02:14:41] Oh my god!

[02:14:43] Oh my fucking god, bro!

[02:14:46] That's fucking real.

[02:14:48] It was gonna moot up?

[02:14:50] Are you- are you sad to get your master's fat away?

[02:14:54] Um, uh-

[02:14:56] Uh, I'm not gonna lie, I have scrims in literally like 15 minutes.

[02:15:00] Mm-mm-mm.

[02:15:02] Mm-mm-mm.

[02:15:04] Bazaarette.

[02:15:06] Is this game dead?

[02:15:08] Like, just nope.

[02:15:10] Like, there's only, like, 30 seconds left.

[02:15:12] Is this game dead? Like there's no, like there's only like three people that play this game and all three are like already like

[02:15:21] scrimmers and pro players

[02:15:26] Yo Nick, can I be on your team daddy?

[02:15:31] This guy never reads his chat though.

[02:15:57] You don't either.

[02:15:58] Yes I do.

[02:16:00] I read my chat, what do you mean?

[02:16:02] Chat, what's a good time to like be in bed and be sleeping, bro?

[02:16:05] I wanna have like a new, uh, I wanna have like a new, um, sleep schedule, bro.

[02:16:11] I wanna be in bed by like 12, one max.

[02:16:16] I wanna be in bed by like 12, one max, wake up at like 11, 10 AM every day.

[02:16:30] It's not even lyrics, it's not even lyrics.

[02:16:38] Mooda, what are the reasons you're not thinking one gets it's subs anymore?

[02:16:41] Ah, Frank, let me tell you why.

[02:16:42] Yeah, let me tell you why, Frank.

[02:16:44] You fucking retard.

[02:16:45] I CAN'T SEE!

[02:16:49] YOU FUCKING RETARD!

[02:16:51] I CAN'T SEE!

[02:17:00] like fuck everyone's saying moody you changed moody you changed dumbass I

[02:17:15] literally can't see my monitor fuck and I need to go do a best buy stream to go

[02:17:21] buy the monitor but I can't go do a best-by-stream to buy the monitor

[02:17:24] because Jawad's working in nine to five right now so I literally just can't

[02:17:30] And also can someone tell me why no one is renting me a house, please?

[02:17:36] Please rent me a house daddies, please. I want a house. Well, log you rents Windsor, Ontario

[02:17:42] Let's look for some rented houses chat minimum

[02:17:46] 2,500 search

[02:17:48] All right, let's see here. All right chat. Should we live in this house?

[02:17:51] Langeloy Avenue. This is actually not a bad house, Wallahi.

[02:18:03] Wallahi, not an actual bad house at all.

[02:18:08] Look at someone tell me why there's four different entrances.

[02:18:11] Look, one, two, three.

[02:18:15] And then on the back door, right here, back door.

[02:18:20] Four.

[02:18:22] Four.

[02:18:23] Why is there four ways to get into this house?

[02:18:26] Why is there four ways I can get robbed?

[02:18:30] Why is there four different ways I can get robbed?

[02:18:33] I don't understand.

[02:18:34] No, bro, I'm good.

[02:18:35] I'm good.

[02:18:36] You know what, bro?

[02:18:37] I'm feeling pretty desperate.

[02:18:38] Let's just call this guy up.

[02:18:39] Let's see.

[02:18:45] Make sure I call off my burner phone number.

[02:18:47] I was just wondering, I see this address, this post you have for a house, T936 Langmoy

[02:19:10] Avenue.

[02:19:11] Yes, sir.

[02:19:12] Um, I was just wondering I see like five different ways to get into the house. Is there like people like is this a shared unit?

[02:19:22] Negative

[02:19:23] So this this is like I

[02:19:37] So is there anyone living underneath me or like next to me at all is this like the whole house just for me?

[02:19:43] Yes

[02:19:46] Really, okay, can I take a

[02:19:51] What are you in the right way is there anyone

[02:19:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just confused cuz I don't want and I want the whole house for myself as in like you know what I'm saying

[02:20:12] I

[02:20:14] Anyone else living in that house basically at all

[02:20:18] We're a little fucking way later. I go and just drop a 30 also. Oh, so it is split like it's split

[02:20:27] Yeah, but the pictures are all the pictures from one side like the one side is like I understand

[02:20:32] I understand I understand I understand

[02:20:35] you know, I

[02:20:36] Got it. Okay. I

[02:20:38] I am looking for a house, but I'm looking for like a like a whole house as in like you know, I'm saying I detached fully de-jatched

[02:20:52] I'm just I don't know maybe I don't know it's just

[02:21:02] Well, I don't know I just I feel like I don't know bro, I just want a whole house to myself to be honest

[02:21:08] Do you have any listings for houses that are fully attached?

[02:21:13] For rental?

[02:21:14] Yeah.

[02:21:16] Um, not for rental though.

[02:21:19] Actually, uh, we might have one.

[02:21:24] I might have one, actually.

[02:21:25] Is it like, uh, is it nice house?

[02:21:30] I have to see if my uncle's stuff has been missed the only thing.

[02:21:34] I mean my budget up to like 4k, but I just that's my budget, but obviously worth 4k yeah

[02:21:52] Yeah, yeah.

[02:21:54] I'm not sure.

[02:21:56] Um, let me make a call.

[02:22:00] I was gonna say, I thought you meant.

[02:22:02] Okay, sounds good.

[02:22:04] Okay.

[02:22:06] Well, fuck it.

[02:22:08] Montfucker said, yo, we need a remake.

[02:22:10] We need a remake. We need a remake. We need a remake. We need a remake.

[02:22:16] I know what the fuck you just said, but why are you on breach?

[02:22:18] I need a remake. I need a break.

[02:22:50] Uh, yeah, let me just fuck you too while I'm at it.

[02:22:54] Guy said, why do you need a full house?

[02:22:58] Excuse me, I was literally flabbergasted.

[02:23:03] I was literally flabbergasted, like that- that question caught me off guard.

[02:23:09] Why do you need a full house?

[02:23:11] Literally-

[02:23:12] I thought he was like, I dropped him.

[02:23:18] I literally just took me out for a second, I was like, what?

[02:23:21] What did he just say?

[02:23:24] It's a goon comfortably.

[02:23:25] Bazalrat.

[02:23:27] In God us, bro!

[02:23:29] Oh my God.

[02:23:31] Bro, we haven't been to game in 20 minutes.

[02:23:39] Jesus

[02:23:45] Don't do it, bro. I feel bad. Don't do it

[02:23:49] Pop it. Don't do it, bro. Whoa. What are you talking? Oh

[02:23:54] Shit good calls

[02:23:57] Wait, you're in Cali

[02:23:59] Yeah, bro VCT. Oh

[02:24:02] My god, please tell me you're fucking some California girls right now for me. What's up?

[02:24:07] No.

[02:24:08] Barat.

[02:24:09] Barat.

[02:24:10] I don't know what you have.

[02:24:13] Right, I saw you were in Kali and you met Jisluen.

[02:24:17] Yeah, Jisluen, Ron, Marlin, literally everyone.

[02:24:21] And were you fucking anybody?

[02:24:25] No.

[02:24:27] No comment.

[02:24:28] No comment, sir.

[02:24:29] No, no, no.

[02:24:30] No set.

[02:24:31] No set.

[02:24:32] That's not my style, bro.

[02:24:33] I wouldn't do that shit.

[02:24:34] No, bro.

[02:24:35] I

[02:24:40] Know about a cooker sure a full pack of cons for legit nothing, but I'm about to cook you I'm about to cook you

[02:24:56] I'm so walking

[02:25:05] of

[02:25:12] the

[02:25:18] death

[02:25:20] of

[02:25:22] the

[02:25:24] death

[02:25:26] of

[02:25:29] the

[02:25:31] death

[02:25:33] What just happened?

[02:25:35] We're lagging.

[02:25:37] Oh, we're lagging.

[02:25:39] We're lagging.

[02:25:41] It looks like I was falling.

[02:25:43] Bro, I just got that lag too.

[02:25:45] I know what you're talking about now.

[02:25:47] I know exactly what you're talking about.

[02:25:49] Really?

[02:25:51] Yeah.

[02:26:03] what are you doing what is this guy's mic

[02:26:17] there you are I don't know what happened over too much

[02:26:23] If you happen too much

[02:26:41] Oh

[02:26:46] You have to be on the ground to kill me no, right?

[02:26:53] You're not allowed to go that side by the way, you're gonna die every time, don't worry about that.

[02:27:00] No, no, no, no, you're unlucky brother, you're unlucky.

[02:27:02] I'm going that side!

[02:27:07] Aw, stop trying to fucking...

[02:27:08] I don't know how to fucking go that side bro, hold me honest.

[02:27:11] Just listen, lower ego, don't go that side please.

[02:27:19] Don't swallow me.

[02:27:20] pop and stop just don't go that side I'm not gonna go that side bro I'm not

[02:27:26] going to just stop

[02:27:34] Alright bro, genuinely about to go and tell the sun.

[02:27:44] What the fuck? What the fuck is up with you in the side?

[02:27:48] Fuck this shit.

[02:27:50] Don't go bro, just stop.

[02:27:55] Alright, we got my win.

[02:27:57] Yeah, but I'm gonna be going that side again though.

[02:28:00] And I'm gonna be jumping on the box too, so just be careful.

[02:28:02] be careful I'm gonna fuck you shit on you if you do that shit

[02:28:14] okay now this is illegal I'm gonna be an apex legends and legal legends player

[02:28:19] now what is happening

[02:28:22] I

[02:28:28] Say got me good

[02:28:32] This guy's Mike is literally butthole this guy's Mike is literally at but

[02:28:37] Chop in a face on John. We'll check y'all want to best buy stream. Yes, you know, bro

[02:28:40] Do you want to best my stream? Do y'all want to best buy streaming a car wash segments? Oh, sure as my mic peeking

[02:28:47] Y'all live I'm live don't don't don't say the ember

[02:28:49] I think I fixed it, no, I was just kidding.

[02:28:51] Yeah, you're good now, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.

[02:28:54] Oh, good, brother, DB.

[02:28:55] Yo, listen, bro, I need you to help me, uh...

[02:28:58] Yo, summon the hover, summon the hover, summon the hover,

[02:29:00] chowder back one sec.

[02:29:02] Listen, bro, how do I charge this camera for the higher up?

[02:29:07] And I charge all my batteries.

[02:29:49] you

[02:30:19] You think they came here peacefully?

[02:30:44] Set up your consciousness.

[02:30:46] .

[02:31:12] you

[02:31:25] What up squad

[02:31:32] Watch it watch it

[02:32:12] I can I can smoke it

[02:32:33] I want don't worry did we drop any water on it anything

[02:32:38] Bro chat it's fucking broken bro the iron brass backpack is broken chat

[02:32:52] We'll chat it won't charge

[02:32:59] I don't know rawl can you can you message them and shit message them go into the support ticket

[02:33:08] Bull chat my $10,000 backpack is broken bro

[02:33:17] And I looked at my chat shit, and I looked at my fucking chat and I looked at my chat and I looked at my chat

[02:33:23] couple drop

[02:33:26] Like oh my god

[02:33:33] Bro chat it I don't know how it broke, but it's not charging

[02:33:38] What do you mean you're a millionaire just buying you one boy it's a 30,000 it's a

[02:33:45] sorry it's a $10,000 backpack bro.

[02:33:49] Yeah, boom, that's well.

[02:33:54] Yeah.

[02:33:55] Oh, no way, why is it just broken?

[02:34:01] One enemy remaining.

[02:34:02] He wants to drop, could be on there.

[02:34:07] outlaw

[02:34:10] it won't charge

[02:34:14] maybe it's the charger i tried two different chargers

[02:34:17] i should know sorry i tried three chargers

[02:34:20] and all chargers will charge my phone and everything else but not the back

[02:34:24] could take this everywhere

[02:34:28] could take this everywhere

[02:34:31] you're clothing could take this everywhere

[02:34:35] nice

[02:34:37] what do you think he's dating over there club?

[02:34:39] change the outfit, I did everything, I did everything

[02:34:41] maybe he thinks he's still there

[02:34:43] so he takes a sip

[02:34:45] most obvious spake of all time

[02:34:47] oooooh

[02:34:53] can I get my outlaw back daddy?

[02:34:55] how about this one bro?

[02:34:57] someone please buy me, don't let me be broke

[02:34:59] dancing dino, please buy me

[02:35:01] go light and buy me dancing dino

[02:35:03] me dancing dino please

[02:35:33] That's the one!

[02:35:39] Damn right for crushing it!

[02:35:41] That's just so weird. Like, why is it not charging?

[02:35:46] What the fuck?

[02:35:53] I need a minute to...

[02:36:03] I don't think so.

[02:36:12] China's mouth is on! Interesting.

[02:36:18] That's a gun. Someone's here.

[02:36:20] Smoking me, sir.

[02:36:23] Wow, why me?!

[02:36:26] This guy kills me!

[02:36:33] can you message the discord why wouldn't work

[02:37:02] Yo guys, uh, hello guys, for some odd reason, the live view won't charge.

[02:37:19] Anything to be done?

[02:37:21] Nothing to be done.

[02:37:22] Nothing to be done, nothing to be done, nothing to be done.

[02:37:23] We're walking to work.

[02:37:24] Be it.

[02:38:02] I

[02:38:11] Last player standing

[02:38:17] Fight planted

[02:38:32] of

[02:38:39] the

[02:38:49] of

[02:38:52] Why is your nose abnormally big bro it's not that big bro chill it's literally like

[02:39:08] it's an average size bro it's an average size I'm not too sure why no water or

[02:39:19] or anything, near it, never dropped it.

[02:39:22] Lot of ults, you guys.

[02:39:25] However, just won't charge.

[02:39:27] You want to play, let's play.

[02:39:30] What are you looking at, dude?

[02:39:34] It's literally 40% of your head.

[02:39:40] Don't go in the middle, dude.

[02:39:41] Up in the middle, guys.

[02:39:42] OK.

[02:39:45] Four.

[02:39:46] What I didn't see anyone check just anybody

[02:39:52] That's really where you got

[02:39:54] probably only

[02:39:56] Yeah, I'm pretty sure

[02:40:00] I will for a chicken

[02:40:06] You mean oh, I don't understand why it's not like thrilling be mean

[02:40:12] I don't know chat whatever I'm gonna figure it out

[02:40:18] I try to figure it out bro whatever

[02:40:23] Muda does your nose let you get wall high since you could smell them that's why I got banned

[02:40:31] on every game when I was younger bro

[02:40:32] Do you know why calling your nose average is insane?

[02:40:45] Imagine saying 18 inches cock size is average.

[02:41:02] So fight for it, man.

[02:41:20] Yeah, GG. Might as well change the title, I know.

[02:41:22] I don't think we're gonna get ready in this game, or the stream.

[02:42:02] What is that?

[02:42:04] I'm at range.

[02:42:06] Go have a Ritter.

[02:42:15] Two site.

[02:42:16] Last player standing.

[02:42:21] Bro.

[02:42:22] Okay. I'm just gonna AWP main.

[02:42:24] Alright?

[02:42:28] This is my last game by the way.

[02:42:29] Cause I think I'm gonna punch something

[02:42:30] if I play this game more time.

[02:42:31] I'm at my limit.

[02:42:34] Alright.

[02:42:50] Keep up.

[02:42:56] Get out of my way!

[02:42:58] Not here, not here, not here.

[02:42:59] I'm offing a main now. They're all be they're all be now journey be man

[02:43:25] Spike planted

[02:43:29] What is it okay?

[02:43:31] You said about rules, 50% off

[02:43:33] Left player standing

[02:43:39] Interesting

[02:43:41] I op A, they go B

[02:43:43] AAAAAAAA

[02:43:45] AAAAAAAA

[02:43:51] Yeah, I'm gonna try B

[02:43:53] Keep second towards there, Phoenix

[02:43:59] I

[02:44:19] Now

[02:44:29] outstand beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful

[02:44:44] yo mordecai you try to win at least try that you're three seconds away from being exterminated

[02:44:48] band from my fucking twitch channel, alright?

[02:45:00] Look, give me off this game, bro. I can't play this game anymore.

[02:45:09] I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't play this game, I can't play this game.

[02:45:11] It's just snipe snipe snipe snipe snipe

[02:45:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:45:17] Literally just snip, snip, snip, that's it.

[02:45:19] Just snip, snip, snip, bro.

[02:45:21] All right, I'm A main now, guys.

[02:45:23] Come A main, bro, come A main.

[02:45:25] I'm A now.

[02:45:26] Come A, guys, come A.

[02:45:30] Interesting.

[02:45:32] Ah, B.

[02:45:34] Huh.

[02:45:36] It's me now.

[02:45:38] ASC's healthy now.

[02:45:39] Spike down, B.

[02:45:41] This game is horrible. I hate this game

[02:46:04] Guys wherever I am go to the opposite, okay?

[02:46:07] it's five rocks now they came a twice in you what are you talking about no they

[02:46:11] went twice but I was that was twice out of it we're not gonna count it twice

[02:46:15] out of ten times like guys come on we can't count that seriously come on now

[02:46:19] bro we're not counting that shit

[02:46:26] can you play it why are you not in Jason's tournament because it's supposed to be a

[02:46:29] fun tournament and I think I would just literally just kill everybody

[02:47:07] He spawned up on york.

[02:47:14] 130, 130, jeff.

[02:47:23] Can smoke bomb.

[02:47:25] mods, can you change your tunnel from whatever it is to getting sniped and ballerint?

[02:47:44] clue, please ask if I would like a smoke on the bomb, and then I will say no

[02:47:55] very very interesting game you have here on our hands

[02:48:05] very very interesting game here today we have on our hands chat

[02:48:46] I need a snorkel, I think.

[02:49:11] So, how are we gonna swap on A if we get it?

[02:49:19] I just don't get it.

[02:49:21] Why is it not charging?

[02:50:22] I

[02:50:27] Yes

[02:50:35] Get out of here, we'll give it to you

[02:50:41] We'll give it to you bro

[02:50:43] You want it?

[02:50:53] You think that's your bird?

[02:51:34] I'm ordering Chipotle, ah I was gonna order Chipotle too but I have meal prep chat.

[02:51:45] I was gonna order Chipotle but you know what, we'll save it, I have food at the house, wow

[02:51:59] was on you really miss my birthday that ass that ass that ass miss my birthday

[02:52:05] that ass that ass we're missing my birthday in 2026 that ass I was talking

[02:52:17] to Frank Frank's birthday don't give us a fuck about fucking Frank's birthday

[02:52:29] Where your boys moving you looking so long

[02:52:36] long, long, long

[02:52:41] You guys coming?

[02:52:45] Ronnie's down

[02:52:49] Where you going Aaron?

[02:52:54] Up to you guys

[02:52:57] I mean

[02:53:06] One enemy remaining

[02:53:12] Spiked down be

[02:53:15] I'm so tired of this game, but what was the main response one?

[02:53:21] Was he managed to slant or main?

[02:53:25] Could be anywhere now it's like

[02:53:27] I feel like he's tuxed land, Loki.

[02:53:34] 30 seconds left.

[02:53:43] Bro, I like the way you play it, though, I like the way you throw the smoke, beat it

[02:53:50] into it, spam it, you just got the timing, got the timing, bro.

[02:53:57] Yo we should go our kiddie on it.

[02:53:59] B was free, just a little bit of what Fidge happened.

[02:54:09] Fidge, come on, Katerina, it's so scary.

[02:54:12] Oh my god.

[02:54:15] Woo, this game is so depressing.

[02:54:20] Turn out, flash.

[02:54:21] I'm gonna get another guy by the way!

[02:54:28] I'm a terrorist.

[02:54:33] I'm a fucking terrorist.

[02:54:40] They've ripped my flanks over the shoebox you see.

[02:54:46] Wait, what's those for?

[02:54:50] One enemy remaining.

[02:54:52] There was so much of it.

[02:54:54] Is it 90?

[02:54:56] 90.

[02:55:02] Ultimate is ready.

[02:55:04] I was the only one who's here, so I know he's ready.

[02:55:10] Let me check. Can I be honest, bro? Do I know there's a difference with this mouse?

[02:55:14] Not really. I could click just to try on the mouse.

[02:55:16] I'm going to ultimate, guys.

[02:55:18] No, I'm gonna return the fuck out of this nose. I'm gonna be honest

[02:55:34] What's that he's calling me

[02:55:48] I don't think I'm Jeffling Jeffling

[02:56:08] I'm on my own right now.

[02:56:13] Nice job guys.

[02:56:18] Let's go.

[02:56:23] I broke.

[02:56:25] Indupidably.

[02:56:32] We should not go in there, they're gonna brim alts.

[02:56:35] Go anywhere else.

[02:56:38] of

[02:56:45] of

[02:56:52] of

[02:56:55] of

[02:56:58] of

[02:57:03] of

[02:57:14] the

[02:57:17] of

[02:57:21] the

[02:57:26] I'm not here, let me go and shoot you on you.

[02:57:36] I'm not here, let me go and shoot you on you.

[02:58:14] Jet

[02:58:15] Appreciate it

[02:58:26] Let's play

[02:58:36] One okayed guys, one okayed

[02:58:37] Ribs down

[02:58:39] Arcade, Arcade

[02:58:41] Nice

[02:58:42] you through guys. Raise those ults. Janna's nives, get up, drop somewhere. Blankard dead.

[02:58:52] Chambers uping, uping CT, dead. Raise them. Nice job.

[02:58:58] Hello?

[02:59:00] I hate to say it, but probably best to play as a team, so uh, what's the plan?

[02:59:14] Raze has Urt and he's played A every time.

[02:59:17] We should just go B boys.

[02:59:19] Keep going B.

[02:59:20] Go Raked though.

[02:59:21] Go Raked.

[02:59:52] Yeah, let's do it again, let's do it again, okay?

[03:00:12] Remember, I hit them with explosives, then you go.

[03:00:17] Only a 5-10 can get out.

[03:00:19] So try to run it down here since you have all two guns.

[03:00:22] Yeah, you may not, okay?

[03:00:23] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:00:25] Can you tell Teo to drone?

[03:00:27] Like type it in chat, tell him to drone.

[03:00:39] Okay, Teo's lurking.

[03:00:40] lirking yo guys walk up walk up don't make any sound

[03:00:46] helping me man

[03:00:54] what is made up take first time in close take first time

[03:01:00] one is made up

[03:01:03] can't see anything

[03:01:10] What's your line?

[03:01:12] Wake up, dude.

[03:01:14] Last player standing.

[03:01:18] Nice, Janish.

[03:01:20] Yeah, I should, like, hit that first timing.

[03:01:22] Yo, chat. Sorry, bro. I had to, like...

[03:01:24] It's okay.

[03:01:28] Happy I told you.

[03:01:30] There was a house that they called me about, but it's a 20-minute drive.

[03:01:34] I didn't refuel it.

[03:01:36] Refuel it?

[03:01:38] 20 minute drive for my gym every day 20 minute drive to the gym every day

[03:02:46] okay right now I fast right now I fast brush right now

[03:02:50] check did you guys get 20 minute drive isn't that bad everyone go stand everyone

[03:02:55] go stand actually no no smoke drop close and then explore CT okay they're like a

[03:03:01] walker for a city well that's terrible no like yeah across like across the

[03:03:07] I

[03:03:26] Want me to ask me drop or some shit yes, we drop it does it off drop

[03:03:37] where where they drop and where

[03:03:43] one drop and one enemy spot at A

[03:03:45] missile deployed

[03:03:48] rotating targets

[03:03:51] find the other one

[03:03:54] one suppressed

[03:03:57] launching missile

[03:03:59] tower tower tower

[03:04:31] This guy sat in a corner

[03:04:46] Yeah

[03:04:56] You want to play let's play

[03:05:01] Yeah, I'll level it.

[03:05:02] I'll level the point.

[03:05:03] I'm gonna be out of here.

[03:05:04] Yeah, smoke, smoke, smoke.

[03:05:10] I'm starting to get bored.

[03:05:11] You can send that thing down.

[03:05:12] I'll restock it.

[03:05:14] Go ahead, come on, get this guy.

[03:05:19] Well, that was a good shot.

[03:05:26] Watch your eyes!

[03:05:28] Chopper.

[03:06:01] Well, I'm waiting for him to swing the guy to my right, he's not swinging.

[03:06:07] I literally have to say him to read different dialects to make it easier to write.

[03:06:12] You know, if I can say it 20 times, she's got to understand.

[03:06:16] Oh my God.

[03:06:17] Should we play more?

[03:06:19] Fuck.

[03:06:20] I'll see you, bro.

[03:06:21] I'll see you.

[03:06:22] Jeff, we get off right now and go play League of Legends.

[03:06:30] What would we play, bro?

[03:06:31] chat what would we uh no no no play apex solo please bro i'm not playing i'm not playing

[03:06:42] apex legends solo you fucking retard everyone has played apex legends been playing it for

[03:06:47] ten years horror games chat tomorrow we'll do horror games tomorrow tomorrow we'll do

[03:06:54] horror games instead well do a Valorant segment Valorant segments react segment

[03:07:04] Valorant League of Legends horror game today slave I don't give a fuck I don't

[03:07:15] want to play horror games tonight bro I don't feel like it tonight man I don't

[03:07:17] I don't feel like it tonight.

[03:07:19] Not tonight, guys, please.

[03:07:25] Should we play Valorant today?

[03:07:28] All right, let's play one more.

[03:07:29] Let's play one more.

[03:07:30] Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck this, my lord.

[03:07:31] You gotta respect it, you gotta respect it.

[03:07:38] All right, Jaffas will do League of Legends

[03:07:40] or some shit.

[03:07:41] Too much fucking Valorant.

[03:07:42] So, can I show you all the nice houses that are available 20 minutes away from my house?

[03:07:56] Let me show you the houses that are around like 20 minutes away from my house, all right?

[03:07:59] Let me show you the houses that are 20 minutes away from my house, all right?

[03:08:04] So for example, a house that lives 20 minutes away is this one, this one, this one, this

[03:08:24] one.

[03:08:25] Yeah.

[03:08:26] Yeah, chat we have first we have first we have first this one

[03:08:39] It's this is 20 minutes away

[03:08:42] Show us the interior like sexy bro brand new like literally a brand new house

[03:08:50] Holy fuck, but it's 20 minutes away chat

[03:08:56] Unfinished basement, but that's fine. I'll never go down there

[03:09:02] Other than that it's a beautiful house and it's 20 minutes away

[03:09:07] Then there's also this one. It's even cheaper

[03:09:10] This one's like also good. It's all it's actually literally just as good. The other one's probably a little bit newer

[03:09:16] But also just as good. We call big the bathroom is you can really have birthday sex and their walk-in closet

[03:09:23] deposit, pantry, big bathroom, huge ass hallways on the same floor, but also unfinished basement,

[03:09:34] $3,200, also cheaper.

[03:09:36] Now there's also this one, $3,500, this one's not really that crazy though.

[03:09:42] Chat, do y'all think it's worth it to live like 20 minutes away for like a nice house?

[03:09:51] Which one do y'all like more?

[03:09:56] I lowkey like this one more.

[03:09:57] I'm not gonna lie chat.

[03:09:58] Is this one lowkey nicer than this one chat?

[03:10:03] Which one do y'all like more?

[03:10:08] The first one or second one?

[03:10:15] I like the second one more.

[03:10:16] I like the $3200 one more.

[03:10:18] Really?

[03:10:19] Like you walk in, you get a, yo wait, maybe we lowkey get these houses, voila, or one

[03:10:27] of the mobbies, you're not the most, but you don't need a big ass house, you live alone,

[03:10:31] bum, yeah, but for the same price, bro, I pay $2,800 a month right now.

[03:10:37] This house mugs this house, but it's also 20 minutes away.

[03:10:39] Let me see which one's closer, bro, let me see one sec, where's directions?

[03:10:42] Am I leaking right now?

[03:10:44] I should know, but I'll be honest, because I can't see.

[03:10:50] So this one is 28 minutes away.

[03:10:56] And this one is...

[03:10:57] What's TCU?

[03:11:01] And this one is...

[03:11:05] Barra.

[03:11:09] Bar right. They're both 28 minutes away. They're on the same street. They're on the same street.

[03:11:21] They're both, so it's a 28 minute drive every day to the gym. Or, or we swap gyms. But, bro,

[03:11:33] Who wants to switch gyms?

[03:11:47] Why wouldn't you switch?

[03:11:50] I mean true, I just have to look for a gym that's in this city, bro.

[03:11:58] I'm gonna hold it for a city now.

[03:12:00] Get out of your comfort zone, you don't need a gym, your body is good, you're getting

[03:12:07] banned.

[03:12:08] Like you're literally getting banned.

[03:12:11] There's no good gyms in this city, bro.

[03:12:13] So I have to drive 30 minutes every day to go to the gym.

[03:12:18] Is that insane?

[03:12:19] Is 30 minutes a drive insane?

[03:12:30] So it's 30 minutes, and then 30 minutes.

[03:12:46] Well, it's legit an hour a day.

[03:12:48] Yeah, it's a lot, bro.

[03:12:49] You Jim at night so it's probably gonna be like 15 to 20 true and Loki probably will

[03:13:05] be like 15 to 20 minutes also I'll probably just go very fast but still it'll be like

[03:13:08] 20 minutes minimum.

[03:13:09] If it's a 30 minute drive it's at least that's 20 minutes, 15 to 20 minutes in the M3 risking

[03:13:17] my license every day or I switch gyms but like bar I want to switch gyms bra I

[03:13:25] want to see my friend bro I like to go to the gym with my friend

[03:13:47] Oh my god, you're a terrorist, bro. I was holding the corner for a life

[03:14:04] Says you what do you mean says

[03:14:06] How is he that close bro? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[03:14:15] So chat, wait y'all would, y'all would move into one of those houses at least?

[03:14:18] What the fuck is this?

[03:14:19] 20 minutes away?

[03:14:20] Oh shit.

[03:14:21] 20 minutes away by the way.

[03:14:25] Let me help. Let me, let me get some help towards A-Main. I want my orb.

[03:14:31] Actually like one or two people.

[03:14:32] I believe you need to get some orb.

[03:14:33] They're Phoenix's just grabbing the orb.

[03:14:37] Their Phoenix is fighting for it.

[03:14:42] Watch me

[03:14:51] Fine

[03:14:56] I just got mutes bro

[03:14:57] 3 round 3

[03:15:00] Lock and come

[03:15:04] Headshot

[03:15:05] I'm moving

[03:15:07] Yeah, let's just put that to ask

[03:15:09] Cause I just shot and I died

[03:15:10] I shot and I died and I-yeah

[03:15:12] If you're worried for the 20 minutes that just moved to the house next to you I

[03:15:23] Yeah, but the thing is I don't have a house available next to me that that that I like that I like chat

[03:15:28] Would you guys rather move into a house?

[03:15:34] No, no, no, not really cheap

[03:15:36] Chat would you guys move to a house in the same city that's close to everything, but it's a worst house

[03:15:41] There's a storm it's older

[03:15:43] I like it doesn't have the view as it is and it's the same price over together to move 20 minutes away and

[03:15:49] Get a brand new house the same place

[03:16:06] bring this down

[03:16:12] 120 fade one enemy remaining

[03:16:20] he's two flashes

[03:16:30] no one is writing all that for the fall

[03:16:33] just type in city

[03:16:36] flash

[03:16:38] there you go

[03:16:40] you guys are so stupid

[03:16:42] hey molly spurve

[03:16:44] everyone go in mate

[03:16:46] everyone please vote in the poll

[03:16:48] what you guys think you would do in my shoes

[03:16:50] maybe waltz get your ult or safe

[03:16:52] he nicks up to you

[03:17:06] Or I can't see what's just

[03:17:10] It's not about the fact that I can just see everyone

[03:17:27] Three here plus a three smoke terrorists

[03:17:30] Why are we listening to the strat?

[03:17:34] Yeah, let me fuck over the scene of the strat.

[03:17:37] There's noobs.

[03:17:38] What was that?

[03:17:39] You guys just said do nothing.

[03:17:40] Like 20 seconds, don't go straight.

[03:17:43] Can we go art?

[03:17:45] Let's go.

[03:17:46] Run it, run it, run it, run it.

[03:17:52] Muda take the mattress outside the gym.

[03:18:22] Oh my god.

[03:18:46] 91% picked away 20 minutes away.

[03:18:49] All right, I'm gonna book a chat. I'm gonna do it right now on stream bro low key

[03:18:53] So does it cool with y'all if I booked the the showings on stream right now? That's right, man

[03:18:58] Is it cool with y'all bro? Is it cool with y'all if I booked the showings right now because low key after I'm done stream chat

[03:19:03] It's literally like late at night

[03:19:06] Everyone's like sleeping bro

[03:19:10] There's a city called Indian Creek what there's a street called Indian Creek in my city scrubby

[03:19:19] Let's get uh, let's get fatal here guys or or we can get K-Jail. Let's get fatal actually

[03:19:29] Wait both the houses are no longer listed did someone fucking buy the fucking houses as I showed them with the fuck

[03:19:49] How did the R&D smoke the B-Cross?

[03:19:53] I mean, how do I just, how would you all of us die through the smoke?

[03:20:07] Well, the clone smoked the B-Main Cross off barrier, pretty much.

[03:20:13] Wait, I mean, how the noise here? Let's head around.

[03:20:16] Oh

[03:20:19] I mean, what kind of club is playing down here boy seriously the house is not unlisted and

[03:20:25] Maybe their cage I heard it. Maybe they're cage you heard in calm. Yeah, I don't know

[03:20:46] Yeah

[03:21:00] I mean

[03:21:05] Stop showing the address to everyone to our stream, okay, true

[03:21:09] So what about this house, bro, they're doing $6,000 for this house, $6,000 a month.

[03:21:19] Like the shit literally looks like a grandma's house in 1965.

[03:21:27] This house is legit a grandma's house in 1965 and they have it up for $6,000.

[03:21:34] Really?

[03:21:35] I don't understand.

[03:21:36] Yeah, I don't understand. I know cuz he killed me twice sitting there with the judge two different rounds

[03:21:41] I watch watch watch. Let me let me Phoenix Alton. I'll kill him

[03:22:06] Someone's here!

[03:22:07] Spike down, mid!

[03:22:09] I got this guy!

[03:22:13] Sorry.

[03:22:13] Bring him down!

[03:22:17] Careful now!

[03:22:29] Don't run!

[03:22:31] Ugh!

[03:22:32] Wait, I'm behind them. I'm behind them.

[03:22:34] Two of them.

[03:22:34] Face your fear!

[03:22:35] They're reconned now and live, Fid.

[03:22:39] This one begins!

[03:22:40] Well, maybe I should Loki and stream and like, try to actually find a house.

[03:22:43] What's Loki, man?

[03:22:44] 88 Fid.

[03:22:47] Main blank.

[03:22:49] Last player standing.

[03:22:52] 50.

[03:22:54] Maybe an optimal Phoenix.

[03:22:58] I'd see him, it doesn't calm that he smoked off, so I didn't know the guy could walk out.

[03:23:01] walk out

[03:23:08] No comms

[03:23:14] Unfortunate no comms for my teammate there don't know what he's holding don't know what he's watching

[03:23:22] I want us the round

[03:23:26] It's all good bro

[03:24:01] I'm starting chat in the last game on Val

[03:24:09] My head's not even in it bro to be honest I'm looking for houses like it's bad

[03:24:31] Where are they?

[03:25:01] I know, eh?

[03:25:11] Enemy killed. Enemy's both your enemy.

[03:25:14] Take one enemy remaining.

[03:25:26] No pulse, it's your life, it's your link.

[03:25:29] I know, eh?

[03:25:31] Like, that's actually crazy.

[03:25:33] This is just the most optimal play there, to be honest.

[03:25:36] How'd it reset, real?

[03:25:38] I need to get your ult orb and ult A. You should wall like this just to make sure we can

[03:25:50] pull out towards church and everyone else will be right.

[03:25:55] Let's go!

[03:25:56] We're on fast, we're adding the smoke.

[03:25:57] Running it down.

[03:25:58] Runnin' it down, and...

[03:26:00] America.

[03:26:02] Bring them down!

[03:26:06] My ultimate's ready!

[03:26:10] Come on, let's go!

[03:26:14] Fight down my aim!

[03:26:16] That's my ultimate!

[03:26:18] I'm starving bro, I need to make food.

[03:26:40] I need to make food bro, I'm starving.

[03:26:43] First timing this time, fade, instilling knife out, run up, dog the corner, then recon back

[03:26:48] sights, full WQS.

[03:26:50] Gatron.

[03:26:51] I want to ult or I first.

[03:26:53] I think I for this game chat, I'm going to go IRL or I'm going to go upstairs chat.

[03:26:56] We're going to IRL or we're going to go upstairs.

[03:26:58] They're not on say and they don't break recon, ult art.

[03:27:01] Gatron.

[03:27:32] I

[03:27:39] What is church

[03:27:43] There's two here, there's two here, there's two here, there's two here, there's two here, there's two here

[03:27:46] It's my vocalist, right? I can speak in sex

[03:27:49] Alright, Allahu Akbar, Bismillah, Rahmanir Raheem

[03:27:52] I

[03:27:56] Took up a sense of houses won't you don't look bad chat

[03:27:59] But bro 20 to 30 minutes away is kind of oh D. Oh, yeah, which one be all like more y'all didn't tell me bro number one or number two

[03:28:12] This one's built in 2023 this one's built in 2021

[03:28:18] For bed for bath for bed five bath

[03:28:22] Loki, I like the kitchen, John, y'all like the kitchen of this house?

[03:28:27] Guys, let me solo A, just stack mid-

[03:28:31] Small-ass living room, but like, I would never use a living room, so it doesn't really matter.

[03:28:36] Is that why this living room is better? Is that why? You see?

[03:28:39] Yeah, it's a little better.

[03:28:42] Yeah, don't stress it too much

[03:29:12] I can't hold on to this.

[03:29:19] On B. Fully on B. Fully on B.

[03:29:21] One is lurked up on down. When I die, I saw him.

[03:29:23] So he's on B. He can be having it. He can be anywhere. He can be anywhere. He can be anywhere.

[03:29:35] Spike planted. Last player standing.

[03:29:42] I need a second monitor like

[03:29:49] Why don't you get an apartment instead of a house I'm very loud bro everyone would really

[03:29:58] complain a lot of people wouldn't complain bro

[03:30:11] I get evicted in literally seven days, one week exactly.

[03:30:16] I need to have a lease signed within a week

[03:30:19] and moved out in a week.

[03:30:22] It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me,

[03:30:23] it's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.

[03:30:25] I know, I know.

[03:30:30] I know.

[03:30:31] Hold on, just sit here and hold on.

[03:30:33] I know, only I know, bro.

[03:30:35] Only I have one week, bro.

[03:30:38] Kill this guy, kill this guy, kill this guy.

[03:30:39] To move out and sign the lease, and I don't have a house yet, Odie.

[03:30:44] Someone's here.

[03:30:49] Long. He bit us off.

[03:30:53] Nine. Both long.

[03:30:55] What are you spendin' right now? 100?

[03:30:58] Odie, Odie, I found a house, bro, but it's 20 minutes away from, like, my gym.

[03:31:05] Jim is that a far drive every day 20 minutes to go to the gym every day

[03:31:28] He said no

[03:32:05] I don't understand, I full cleared mid.

[03:32:07] He sat in this, sat right here, the whole round.

[03:32:27] The fuck is this?

[03:32:29] We gotta get like, bro, I-

[03:32:35] Every game is just blowing out of the water bro.

[03:32:40] Did I really like, am I washed now bro?

[03:33:05] I mean, I wasn't dead.

[03:33:33] Oh

[03:33:38] No

[03:33:56] I used to go to the gym with 40 minutes with a bike that's insane. Yeah, I don't know how you guys do that, bro

[03:34:03] Not too many good games have been released this year, I agree, I agree, I mean chat Arc

[03:34:17] Raiders was out and it was like the biggest game for like literally a month low-key, it

[03:34:23] was like the biggest game for a month and then it just like literally got fucked, what

[03:34:27] happened with Arc Raiders?

[03:34:29] I never liked ArcGrader's chat if I'm going to be honest bro.

[03:34:44] I'm going to fight mid here.

[03:34:54] Trade I did.

[03:34:56] The other kid is going to sit mid and wait for assault rotate.

[03:34:59] I don't know what you're name is.

[03:35:04] They're deep.

[03:35:05] They're not.

[03:35:06] Someone get back safe.

[03:35:07] They're just gonna hold.

[03:35:08] They're coming by.

[03:35:09] We just have to hold.

[03:35:10] Target destroyed.

[03:35:11] One is on here.

[03:35:12] One is on here.

[03:35:13] The dog for snook.

[03:35:14] Could be in our spawn.

[03:35:16] I saw something.

[03:35:17] That's a baby.

[03:35:18] See that?

[03:35:19] No doctor smoke

[03:35:32] It is full B no one meant

[03:35:42] Now the retreat I'm gonna play give me time quote

[03:35:49] Oh my god.

[03:35:56] Which has dressed and pressed still a game on Roblox before that game is still big bro.

[03:36:07] Yeah, I can't play this game bro.

[03:36:15] Bro, you're 30, I'm not 30, I'm 22.

[03:36:22] Like what do you mean?

[03:36:23] I'm 22 years old.

[03:36:25] Finally out of the hospital and back home.

[03:36:28] Thanks man for making the days go by fast.

[03:36:31] I love you bro.

[03:36:32] I love you bro.

[03:36:33] God bless you bro.

[03:36:34] Take care of yourself.

[03:36:35] The fight begins!

[03:36:36] 4 4 4 4 4 4, they're forced to push 4 fake 4, they're forced to push into us guys 4 right away

[03:36:52] three three one more killin let's go Phoenix they're all kill that guy you

[03:37:35] Take care bro.

[03:38:05] code leaked that's okay if code was leaked bro it's none of you guys are

[03:38:13] ever gonna break into my house bro like it doesn't matter if you guys saw my

[03:38:18] phone code bro none of y'all are gonna break into my house

[03:38:24] Fucking starving bro. What are we eating today bro? First of all, Coke Zero.

[03:38:36] Kla? Honey garlic chicken. How can you be so chopped? Dice? You're gonna piss me off,

[03:39:01] Why is it so cold?

[03:39:05] Are these all cold?

[03:39:07] Wait, what?

[03:39:11] Civil lying, bro.

[03:39:19] They're frozen, bro.

[03:39:23] I have no food. I have to order food.

[03:39:31] I

[03:39:36] Was ordered food

[03:39:42] And then it ordered Chipotle no Chad they were in the freezer, bro

[03:39:51] Now I'm gonna miss this house, bro

[03:39:56] I'm gonna miss this house

[03:40:01] I'm gonna miss this house bro. I'm gonna miss this house man. I'm dead ass in a missus house bro

[03:40:16] First of all chat do I have permission?

[03:40:20] To call some people up right now and schedule an appointment for for a house

[03:40:31] 5 in 1 second, let me get my 4 out.

[03:40:47] You're my slave, I don't give you permission.

[03:40:49] How does that make any sense?

[03:40:50] First of all, I need to order for this level in a second, bro.

[03:41:06] Get the honey chicken?

[03:41:07] What's the hot honey chicken?

[03:41:08] Honey, check it.

[03:41:10] Is that a thing?

[03:41:21] What is this, sweetie?

[03:41:25] Okay, here we go.

[03:41:26] To me?

[03:41:29] I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.

[03:41:31] Tchada, hi, hi, hi, hi!

[03:41:38] That's right, scare the monster away.

[03:41:48] Deadmore, bitch.

[03:41:51] Okay, here we go.

[03:41:56] Is I just so fucking stupid

[03:42:04] Hi chat, um

[03:42:07] Real it's her dot ca

[03:42:11] All right here boom boom I

[03:42:14] Just don't know which one I'd like more if I'm gonna be honest chat. I don't know which one I'd like more

[03:42:20] But what ones do y'all like more bro?

[03:42:22] So, what was the y'all like more?

[03:42:27] The one with the wooden floor chat or this one?

[03:42:32] And you walk in all white tiles.

[03:42:42] This one, I'm gonna show you guys all the houses and tell me, alright, there's only

[03:42:45] two to be honest, but this one?

[03:42:51] The bathrooms are so fire by the way.

[03:42:55] All right.

[03:42:56] Also chat, I think I'm gonna put my streaming setup

[03:42:58] right here.

[03:43:07] That way I'll be right next to the kitchen.

[03:43:12] And then, or maybe in a room, but I don't like

[03:43:15] being in a room, I like to be in a living room, bro,

[03:43:17] to be honest.

[03:43:18] All right, this is the kitchen.

[03:43:19] I don't know what the fuck they were doing, bro.

[03:43:21] They have this entire modern house, by the way, and then they put this like ancient

[03:43:26] 2000 year old fucking dinner table.

[03:43:29] These guys are retards, to be honest, but uh, or there's this one.

[03:43:36] Way more spacious on the first floor. The bathroom is honestly just as big, to be honest.

[03:43:43] But something about this house is

[03:43:46] kind of rubbing me off the wrong way. I don't know what it is.

[03:43:51] I don't know what it is, but something in this house is like kind of just rubbing me off the wrong way

[03:43:57] Like the wood is just it feels I don't know

[03:44:00] Chowry I like better the wood

[03:44:02] The wood or the like look this kitchen

[03:44:07] This kitchen is not as good as this kitchen, but let's just be honest

[03:44:12] As against stove with a microwave

[03:44:15] Wait, what is that?

[03:44:17] What are these two? Chat, what are these appliances? This is a stove. What is this?

[03:44:23] Yo, Moodle, if you ate that house, you better get to insanely clean background rather than rugs if you know what I mean.

[03:44:32] Ovens. Yeah, but is this not an oven or is that not an oven? Maybe that's not an oven, to be honest.

[03:44:40] Is that just not an oven? Is that just a furnace?

[03:44:42] Chad, do y'all like the tile and all the light, or do y'all like this?

[03:44:50] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, I don't know if I like this kitchen, bro.

[03:45:05] You don't even cook?

[03:45:06] I know, but what do y'all like better, the wood or this?

[03:45:09] I don't know.

[03:45:22] Shit doesn't have character.

[03:45:24] Light one looks lifeless, it doesn't have character.

[03:45:33] I mean, there's wood upstairs.

[03:45:40] Can you show how they look from the outside?

[03:45:42] This is number one.

[03:45:43] This is like AI fucking sky.

[03:45:45] I don't know why.

[03:45:47] Like this or this?

[03:45:55] They're literally on the same street.

[03:46:03] Check the thing is but what like I don't know this one just kind of grubs me off the wrong way

[03:46:09] I don't know what it is like it's just

[03:46:20] See both of them yeah, I'm retarded. I love you. I should get I want to chat. Let me just call these guys

[03:46:30] True check

[03:46:33] Drinking's an awful lot of bike Structures aren't suiting me right

[03:46:38] You were just fine as a red light

[03:47:03] you

[03:47:33] I'll let you know tomorrow morning for more morning.

[03:47:56] Yeah.

[03:47:57] Okay.

[03:47:58] And that one's alone, like alone for me.

[03:47:59] Yeah.

[03:48:00] Alone for you.

[03:48:01] Okay.

[03:48:02] Sounds good.

[03:48:03] for when oh well my lease is done in one week

[03:48:12] May 31st May 31st I have to be out of the house out of this house yeah June

[03:48:19] first yes it's fucking taken bro it's taken it's fucking taken bro it's fucking

[03:48:35] taken this one's the only one left right here I don't know actually let me call

[03:48:47] This guy might fucking say it's taken two.

[03:49:17] I have one week to find the house.

[03:49:42] I have one week to find the house and sign.

[03:49:45] I have one week to find a house and sign.

[03:49:50] I have one week to find a house and sign.

[03:49:55] Chat is also this house, but the thing is, bro.

[03:50:01] Oh, my God, he messaged me.

[03:50:03] Hello is this house available?

[03:50:15] please

[03:50:19] please

[03:50:21] Bell

[03:50:26] Is it available is it available no

[03:50:38] Then take your fucking ads down retard

[03:50:45] Okay

[03:50:56] Yeah, we're so fucked

[03:51:15] stop bro it's we bro it's we guys it's we it's we bro yo don't understand if I

[03:51:24] don't have a house to stream from y'all can't see me stream bro I'm gonna miss

[03:51:29] my big streak bro I'm gonna miss my streak bro look I'm gonna miss my streak

[03:51:40] bro i'm gonna miss a day no bro okay chat what about this house

[03:51:56] this house is looky beautiful

[03:52:00] mid house house mid are you guys stupid

[03:52:10] Get a small house that shits a mansion.

[03:52:18] Wait, it also has it downstairs.

[03:52:29] Yeah, this house is huge.

[03:52:31] But for $4,000 a month, only a pixel, do you live in a house only, or do you live in an

[03:52:39] apartment only pixel only lives in an apartment what the fuck actually wait

[03:52:54] only actually only how are you not like loud though only you never get like

[03:53:05] like sound complaints or anything?

[03:53:20] He's 40 years old, he doesn't scream.

[03:53:28] Bro, I've seen him fucking loud, bro, what do you mean?

[03:53:30] I've definitely heard him fucking loud.

[03:53:35] The only thing his neighbors hear is gold gold gold.

[03:53:40] Nah, I put my streaming room.

[03:53:42] Muda stream from a van, we know you have one for your bad stuff.

[03:53:46] He said nah, I put my streaming room where they don't sleep below or above.

[03:53:54] Last apartment, I had a girl complaining 24 seven though.

[03:53:58] See chat like low key. I don't even want to risk that because if I have a girl come if I have to lower my voice to stream

[03:54:04] I'm gonna fucking a rage. I want to be as loud and as comfortable as I want to be you know

[03:54:14] This house is actually beautiful, but bro like 4,000 chat is

[03:54:20] Only pixel is four thousand two hundred dollars a month a rent a lot

[03:54:24] $4,200 CAD to USD. $3,000 USD a month. Is that a lot, Oni?

[03:54:40] Why are you looking at those massive villas, though, like your Drake with 50 baddies?

[03:54:54] like literally though actually okay you know what bro only pixel will help me

[03:55:00] find a house bro here but you know what I'm gonna show you all the houses on the

[03:55:03] market bro and we're lucky whatever one you like bro or whatever chat likes I'll

[03:55:08] call and I'm gonna put it tomorrow bro okay one line here two thousand five

[03:55:12] hundred dollars a month minimum rents Windsor let's see bro let's see well

[03:55:18] Oh, what, only puts you on a living this house?

[03:55:19] Huh?

[03:55:20] Is this one good?

[03:55:21] Oh, no, is this one good?

[03:55:23] Like, this, like, is this one good?

[03:55:25] No garage, no nothing, by the way.

[03:55:27] No garage, shack.

[03:55:30] No garage, literally a shack.

[03:55:33] Let's see, like, like, yo.

[03:55:42] It looks like a house my grandma would have.

[03:55:44] I go to visit.

[03:55:48] Okay chat you know what was weird bro I went to go look at this house bro can

[03:56:00] someone tell me can someone tell me why the fuck the house is like this they

[03:56:05] all put in four pictures of the house this dumbass uploaded four pictures of

[03:56:10] the house and put it up if you pay 3k rent can't you just buy

[03:56:18] Low key only I could grow

[03:56:32] Chat should I just buy bro

[03:56:34] But like isn't there like a World War 3 gonna come up soon?

[03:56:50] Isn't there isn't like a World War 3 gonna come up soon?

[03:56:55] Like bro I'm young bro I'm only 22 years old bro I feel like I should chill no?

[03:57:00] Like I feel like I should just chill bro I'm 22 years old why do I need a rent?

[03:57:04] I feel like I should buy it.

[03:57:05] I feel like I should rent first.

[03:57:07] I feel like I should rent on like 23, 24, then buy a house.

[03:57:10] No?

[03:57:15] Save up a little bit of money.

[03:57:16] Save up a little bit of money.

[03:57:17] Save up a little bit of money and then buy.

[03:57:23] You're a millionaire, just buy a house.

[03:57:24] Bro, I'm not a millionaire, stop.

[03:57:26] Okay, let's see, let's see, let's see.

[03:57:28] First sale, minimum.

[03:57:30] Chat, what should my minimum price be?

[03:57:32] Like 600,000?

[03:57:34] What's like minimum $600,000 or $500,000 okay $500,000 minimum

[03:57:45] Oh

[03:57:55] Holy shit, bro, but why is it's not loading?

[03:58:06] Okay

[03:58:07] All right, see minimum price $500,000. This is coming in at number one

[03:58:12] $729,000 it's a side-by-side someone lives next to me fuck that shit, okay let's see what else

[03:58:25] Okay, five six nine

[03:58:29] Dear Brooke, this is what six hundred thousand dollars gets you

[03:58:42] I think we should just rent bro. I think we should just rent. I think we should just rent

[03:58:53] Now this one's good, I like this one

[03:58:57] China actually really like this one bro. I actually really really like this one

[03:59:03] $850,000

[03:59:04] Chat am I even gonna be approved for a mortgage bro? I'm 22 years old and my credit score is like 600 bro

[03:59:11] I don't think I'm gonna get approved to buy a house right now, bro. Let's stop getting off track. Let's go to rent, bro

[03:59:24] Let's just rent bro, let's just rent. Let's just rent. Let's just rent bro

[03:59:29] But you know what one little only pixels right? Okay, what about this one chat?

[03:59:33] What about this one?

[03:59:38] It's a side-by-side

[03:59:41] You walk in two beds, two baths, two beds, two baths.

[03:59:49] Very cozy.

[03:59:50] Look, very cozy.

[03:59:54] Very small but very cozy.

[03:59:57] One straight line, okay?

[04:00:01] One very straight line, all right?

[04:00:05] One room right here, the bathroom, walk-in closet right here, this is the walk-in closet.

[04:00:11] and then bathroom and then dryer sheet dryer and then the basement's unfinished

[04:00:23] what is the point point of selling a house that is that is literally unfinished

[04:00:30] basement I'm just so confused you want me to rent for $700 a month are you

[04:00:36] Mentally fucking insane

[04:00:39] Like Wallahi are you mentally insane?

[04:00:43] $700 a room who the fuck pays for

[04:00:47] $700 a month for a room like does anyone rent a room?

[04:00:55] I'm not I don't want to wake up with someone in my fucking room, bro

[04:01:06] Yeah, I don't know, man.

[04:01:11] You think this house is good enough for just me?

[04:01:26] And that's plenty.

[04:01:30] It's too bedroom, too bathroom.

[04:01:36] It's one floor no upstairs no downstairs just one floor

[04:01:47] Maybe I put my streaming room in this room right here chat I put my streaming room in this corner

[04:01:55] Y'all see how they have it

[04:02:06] He's here you call it's calling I

[04:02:27] My wife was good

[04:02:31] What are you saying, bro

[04:02:33] Just saying, what do you say?

[04:02:35] Chillin bro, chillin.

[04:02:36] Listen bro, uh, yo, uh, do you think I'm fucked, bro?

[04:02:43] In what sense?

[04:02:44] Like, do you think I'm gonna have a house of my own in one week?

[04:02:52] Uh, you're cooked, but...

[04:02:53] No, bro, stop, bro, don't say that, please.

[04:02:56] You're cooked.

[04:02:57] Yo, why is Lilimac, uh, bro, is Lilimac available? Like, can we go see an ACP?

[04:03:03] Monday bro, I made up on the phone.

[04:03:06] Why Monday?

[04:03:07] Because the tenants are coming back from vacation Monday.

[04:03:12] So why can't we just go on and help them?

[04:03:14] Would you like, would you want someone to go on your house?

[04:03:18] No.

[04:03:19] That's a good point, huh?

[04:03:21] That's a good point.

[04:03:23] Monday.

[04:03:24] I'm gonna check, I'm gonna check some more right now and see if they upload anything else.

[04:03:28] They did it bro, I'm doing them on stream bro.

[04:03:31] The content of the last week has been streaming on stream trying to stream

[04:03:36] Finding a house, bro

[04:03:42] Bro give them a thousand bucks, but oh my god, but like I can't find a house, bro

[04:03:53] Are you sure

[04:03:58] No

[04:04:01] You think we're good, bro, okay, I'm gonna hopefully go

[04:04:15] Like

[04:04:20] All right, uh Monday, bro, so I need to be out of my house by

[04:04:25] 31st

[04:04:27] Yeah, what is that?

[04:04:29] uh sunday sunday next sunday next sunday i have one two three four five six seven

[04:04:39] eight nine ten days to get out damn what i didn't see i didn't realize it was so soon

[04:04:48] is that enough to sign the lease on lily mac and and move it yeah yeah yeah yeah that's

[04:04:54] really you just gotta get the house you can do except people yeah of course I

[04:05:05] thought seven different houses tell me I'm a terrorist and then I need to have

[04:05:08] a family

[04:05:11] Okay, bro. All right, bro. So hopefully we're not done. Yeah, I like it. Do you think this

[04:05:28] house fits just me though it's just one floor

[04:05:41] I know, but the floor is like 1800 square feet.

[04:05:45] Okay, that's even better.

[04:05:47] That way you don't have to go up and down stairs.

[04:05:49] True, true, true.

[04:05:51] Oh, I'm a little bungalow ting, you know what I mean?

[04:05:54] True, true, true.

[04:05:57] Yeah, you're good. Don't worry.

[04:05:59] All right, bro. Kisses to that.

[04:06:00] Y'all love.

[04:06:01] Bye, Kurski.

[04:06:02] Y'all love you, bye.

[04:06:04] Take care.

[04:06:06] Mooda, this one's amazing.

[04:06:08] amazing and then I press into it and then no dude I don't shoot myself then

[04:06:12] look at this hospital

[04:06:15] alright bro me hopefully and we'll see this house chat we're gonna try that

[04:06:19] we'll see ah leave chat Twitter

[04:06:25] chat should I host a contest the one to find me a house first yo what are you

[04:06:30] sending me 12 million dollars for like I'm calling this guy I'm genuinely gonna

[04:06:36] call this guy 519-551-5527 call I'm gonna call him in burner so no looking fucking

[04:06:53] hello hey brother how are you doing today all right well I was just on realtor.ca and I saw you

[04:07:01] had this listing this of this nice piece of land Cabana Reli East yes sir I was

[04:07:09] wondering how can I can I come check this out in person buddy

[04:07:16] sure all right and what are any like you know is the price set at $15 million

[04:07:24] I would expect some flexibility, but if you want to text me your email address I can send you some supplementary information on it.

[04:07:34] Alright, sounds good, brother. I'll keep all... cause I was looking into a piece of land and it's either this one or the one down the street from you guys.

[04:07:42] Draws through the one on Kibonu, the other side.

[04:07:47] The other side.

[04:07:49] I see that this one or the other one and I'm looking and interested.

[04:07:54] I like this one though.

[04:07:55] I'm gonna send you a message about my email and we'll go from there, right brother?

[04:08:01] Sounds good.

[04:08:02] Alright George, take care.

[04:08:03] Alright, take care.

[04:08:04] Alright.

[04:08:05] Fifteen million dollars.

[04:08:06] Like you better fuck me in the asshole until I come for fifteen million dollars.

[04:08:11] George, this shit's never getting sold bro.

[04:08:13] This shit's never getting sold.

[04:08:15] Alright, anyway bro.

[04:08:17] Alright, uh, let's see.

[04:08:19] Uh, Vigil Legends?

[04:08:21] Should we do Vigil Legends?

[04:08:35] Alright, let's see, let me call, let me call Hamza, let me call Hamza, let me call Hamza.

[04:08:47] Thank you for watching.

[04:09:17] Hamza, are you currently rank one?

[04:09:38] Hamza, are you currently rank one?

[04:09:42] Hello?

[04:09:43] Are you rank one Hamza?

[04:09:45] how's the hello how to finish eating you know I was raised with respect I can't

[04:09:52] talk with my mouth full hi salamu alaikum first alaikum wassalaam bro how are

[04:09:57] you bro I'm good what type of intro is that in my rank one no I'm not rank one

[04:10:02] right now so why the fuck are you eating do you think you deserve to fucking

[04:10:07] eat food if you're not rank one motherfucker that's both coming from you

[04:10:11] with Joe fucking INS you can eat cuz you don't know shit I can eat cuz I

[04:10:15] No shit. No, but I agree. No, no, I'm new to the game. I have a grace period until I hit gold, bro

[04:10:21] I'm I you are new to the game so that makes you should lock in a lot more

[04:10:25] No, no, I can look to autopilot play with my dick one hand and play one hand still win

[04:10:30] You know the problem when I lose. Yeah, that's ego. Yeah, just ego and that's just holding you back from being right

[04:10:37] Well, listen, I ego well, no, no, here's the thing here's the thing

[04:10:39] You reach the level where you've come so good at the game that you get grief. Do you understand?

[04:10:45] Who's the problem that game? I understand that most of these games I'm losing. I'm not the problem

[04:10:50] I'm not

[04:10:52] You can't understand that ignorance is bliss. All I know bro is listen

[04:10:57] I have 20,000 viewers right now 30,000 viewers and you got you got you got about

[04:11:04] 19,000 or 15,000 from Tel Aviv

[04:11:06] No

[04:11:10] Yo, do you want to listen I just got my bowl of food. Can you can you coach me today daddy?

[04:11:16] I'm eating right now. So yeah, yeah, my food's just getting here to you. So I'm gonna eat too. So after do you want to?

[04:11:23] Sure, I've done you sure. Okay, but do I have permission to eat food too?

[04:11:28] No, I'm not now on your plane. If I'm coaching you're eating food. I'm leaving the call

[04:11:33] Okay, so can I, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna queue one game and eat while I play

[04:11:39] that way when I'm done the game, I'll be with you and when I'm, when you're coaching me,

[04:11:44] I will have no more food because it'll all be in my belly.

[04:11:46] Okay, sure, sure, sure, I kinda wanna watch you play it and go.

[04:11:49] Wanna watch me?

[04:11:50] Yeah, go, go, I'll watch you while I play.

[04:11:52] Okay, okay daddy, all right, well, bye.

[04:11:56] I

[04:12:09] Can't believe I broke my mother bro

[04:12:18] Say no, it's crazy, but I had a dream last night that I reached challenger bro

[04:12:22] Like I genuinely had a dream I reached challenge last night bro

[04:12:43] Challenged in the head

[04:12:45] That's not the way to get over me, I don't know what you're saying, you, you, you, you,

[04:12:59] that's not the way to get over me.

[04:13:03] Bro, man!

[04:13:09] Dasher is on the way.

[04:13:11] Where is my food, bro?

[04:13:13] Well, where's my-

[04:13:14] Thanks.

[04:13:15] Please stay on the line.

[04:13:42] and calling the DoorDash driver.

[04:13:45] And I just got put on hold by a DoorDash driver.

[04:13:50] Like who does this guy think he is?

[04:13:54] I'm sorry, this person is not available.

[04:13:57] Bye.

[04:13:58] Like I'm gonna blow your house off if I don't get my food in this 30 seconds.

[04:14:02] I'm in GTA.

[04:14:13] Yo!

[04:14:16] What's up?

[04:14:17] Does anyone know how Michael Jackson died by the way?

[04:14:19] Because I was watching a documentary but I fell asleep through it last night.

[04:14:23] How did Michael Jackson die?

[04:14:28] Overdose?

[04:14:29] Cap.

[04:14:30] Someone like drawn them or something, cap.

[04:14:36] Illuminati, no?

[04:14:43] Do y'all think he actually OD'd or do you think someone killed him?

[04:14:48] Like, planned the attack.

[04:15:00] a sigh of a sigh the doctor gave him too much medication and killed him

[04:15:15] yeah yeah and it's one body shot because it can't will be good not having

[04:15:20] Outlaw is very much...

[04:15:23] I hold the sharpest end.

[04:15:25] Yeah, you got it.

[04:15:26] I just like hold an angle here.

[04:15:29] I used to be an offing jet back in my day.

[04:15:32] Ooh, okay.

[04:15:34] A little...

[04:15:36] Yeah, you can just aim up the body.

[04:15:37] Aim up the body.

[04:15:38] Are we gonna be fucked next round?

[04:15:39] Is that tie day?

[04:15:40] No, we'll be fine.

[04:15:42] Come on, focus.

[04:15:43] You need this.

[04:15:44] Let's see if you can land this shot on the dryer.

[04:15:46] Oh, he makes it.

[04:15:47] Wow, wow!

[04:15:49] Wow, very good, very good, make up for it.

[04:15:53] All right, well, yo, chop, chop, bro, chop, chop, blow me in, bro.

[04:15:59] I'm going to make my coach proud today.

[04:16:02] I'm going to make my coach proud today, bro.

[04:16:05] Chop, chop, bro, chop, chop.

[04:16:11] Mudo, this is an amazing house.

[04:16:13] Let me see.

[04:16:16] You're right, this is a beautiful fucking house.

[04:16:18] It's just a side by side, bro.

[04:16:22] I'm not sharing a driveway with fucking Madison beer

[04:16:25] if I had to, I don't even fuck.

[04:16:34] Boy, you're sending me houses that are $700,000.

[04:16:41] What do you have to say, bro?

[04:16:43] You don't think I'm Hamza with the fucking,

[04:16:44] the donation bar up here?

[04:16:48] are you snacking? yes I'm snacking before my food my stomach can never be empty bro

[04:17:16] I need to be full. I need to be full, bro.

[04:17:26] You all know when I was in LA chat, an S tier celebrity hit me up.

[04:17:32] She called me. She she she wanted to do something, but I couldn't because I was busy.

[04:17:37] It was an actor. It was an actor.

[04:17:39] I think her name was like Millie Billy Billy Brown or something Millie Billy Brown

[04:17:48] I don't know.

[04:17:49] I don't know what she said to me.

[04:17:50] I don't know what she said to me.

[04:17:51] She gave me a apology.

[04:18:18] I just want a house man. I'm getting I'm getting like I can't focus on my stream

[04:18:32] When I'm homeless in a week

[04:18:34] I

[04:18:41] Well, this is the perfect house I

[04:18:44] Looked at it and I and I and I and I put in an offer I

[04:18:49] Looked at it and put in an offer and they said

[04:18:52] Since you're not a family since you only have one person in the house you can't rent it

[04:19:04] Get IBS? I tried. So we said we're gonna check this one out first.

[04:19:34] bro please anything but league you know what you can do bro you can suck my fucking cock

[04:19:40] fuck I pressed on W I pressed on W no

[04:21:34] you

[04:22:04] you

[04:22:34] you

[04:23:04] you

[04:23:34] you

[04:24:04] I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but it's a good idea to try and get a new one.

[04:24:34] You probably are just all hard as hell.

[04:24:44] Let me see if I can sit under my towel.

[04:24:47] What can I even do?

[04:25:04] Holy fuck I just still can't believe this is iron bro like irons have this much good mechanics

[04:25:18] Like Randy?

[04:25:30] Bro

[04:25:48] I don't know this game is just so hate

[04:26:04] We need to like learn what everyone does and how strong everyone is

[04:26:16] You know what, I'm gonna last hit and bring him over to my tower.

[04:26:32] That's the only way I win this.

[04:26:34] I'm just gonna last, I'm gonna bring him last hit to my tower.

[04:26:43] Please just overrun the devils with her angel's purge.

[04:26:49] I am unstoppable!

[04:27:01] Oh my god save allahi!

[04:27:09] Actually save allahi bro. Oh, that's bad. That's bad.

[04:27:13] That's bad bro.

[04:27:16] Shut down.

[04:27:18] That's bad bro.

[04:27:19] Easy.

[04:27:29] We just lost the game off that, I'm not even sure.

[04:27:43] The fact that I just missed my alt there, bro, we just lost the game.

[04:28:13] Oh my god he's 5-0 now.

[04:28:22] Guys is this guy a smurf or no bro?

[04:28:39] I don't know, it's just killing my entire team right now.

[04:29:09] your

[04:29:31] give me a bro

[04:29:39] My lane is 7-1, bro.

[04:30:09] I just don't understand

[04:30:12] This guy's a real iron

[04:30:16] My late is an actionable iron bro 7-1. I'm actually scared. I'm actually scared

[04:30:24] What like silver is like genuinely

[04:30:31] I don't even want to know what silver is this guy's literally a 7-1 running around everyone killing everyone

[04:30:39] God, there's no way we can fight that guy, it's impossible.

[04:31:02] Holy fuck, that's impossible, you can't fight him.

[04:31:11] And there he is.

[04:31:16] And what am I supposed to do? Like, just sit here and eat like a cock while this guy kills my-

[04:31:20] Like, what do I do?

[04:31:27] Alright, yeah. Iron, bro. Iron, by the way.

[04:31:32] Iron butler.

[04:31:39] Iron.

[04:31:44] You won't take me.

[04:31:51] And our Lord has been slain.

[04:31:58] Hamza this guy is not iron

[04:32:28] See those are irons. Those are the retards. Those are irons. That guy's not iron, bro.

[04:32:41] The bottom of a bottle is a bigger pit than hell.

[04:32:54] Oh my god that guy is strong.

[04:33:07] Oh, not too long.

[04:34:07] No

[04:34:13] Why

[04:34:16] Kill yourself

[04:34:37] No, I want to go W Frick.

[04:35:28] Okay

[04:35:40] I'm down. Let's take Jax on

[04:35:43] Silas is not ironed by the way, I don't care anyone says this game

[04:36:28] That is a bonus.

[04:36:31] We'll see about that.

[04:36:36] Ah, nice.

[04:36:38] I don't know bro, maybe I'm just, maybe I'm actually horrible, but...

[04:37:31] I don't know, bro.

[04:37:49] I might have known that pass.

[04:38:02] This guy is like side-laden bro as an iron.

[04:38:05] Do I have a heart?

[04:38:06] How do you know how to side-laden as an iron?

[04:38:08] The only thing I know that is Hamza is coaching me.

[04:38:13] Red page.

[04:38:16] An enemy has been slain.

[04:38:49] 14 and 2.

[04:39:01] Come on, sum it up with wargames.

[04:39:07] Bro, this is the bolt.

[04:39:09] You don't have to watch my stream, bro.

[04:39:11] You can literally leave.

[04:39:13] No one has a gun to your head, bro.

[04:39:17] you guys don't finish off how

[04:40:45] Yes, that was good.

[04:41:09] So I have a question.

[04:41:11] said I have a question bro if a turret kills you but no one hits you

[04:41:21] who gets the money

[04:42:41] I'm going to go bot now because we have the mid tower down so I'm going to go bot now

[04:43:28] I mean, why is this guy so much faster than me?

[04:43:53] I mean why is he so much faster than me though?

[04:43:59] Chet, why is he faster than me? I don't get it

[04:44:23] I love you, destroyer.

[04:44:33] Is anyone going to be able to beat Silas, you know?

[04:44:41] Is anyone going to be able to beat Silas or not?

[04:45:11] No more!

[04:45:34] Motherfucker! Yo! Motherfucker!

[04:45:38] This here is a land of HANTS and WONTS.

[04:46:07] I can't wait for July 1st, but how about July 1st?

[04:46:37] Listen bro, you could know how to carry bro.

[04:47:30] Oh my god

[04:47:39] That was so bad

[04:47:43] Yeah, I don't know bro. That was bad bro chill chill. That was bad

[04:47:54] That was bad bro chill

[04:48:00] There's drag up. Can we get drag?

[04:48:07] An enemy has been slain. An enemy has been slain. Double kill.

[04:48:16] Double kill.

[04:48:18] Bro, I love my team.

[04:48:22] I don't deserve this game, bro. I'm being shared.

[04:48:59] How did he kill him? He was blind.

[04:49:59] They take Baron too, but...

[04:50:59] nooooooo

[04:51:29] Oh, that was a bad chat, right?

[04:51:35] We won.

[04:51:36] Wait!

[04:51:38] are you proud of me bro?

[04:52:07] I'm not hold on. Yeah

[04:52:12] No, I got fucking carried

[04:52:16] You got hard fucking carried I'm watching the whole time I'm wondering how the fuck it took you 23 minutes to go sidelanes

[04:52:25] 23 minutes, bro

[04:52:28] We were legit wait. Yes. I was really counting. We were really just gambling on chat. When are you gonna go play sidelanes?

[04:52:34] Why do I keep out of 50 minutes? I thought you only go mid when you know or you only side lane when you know you want to lane

[04:52:42] No, I never said that when did I ever say that so why would you sideline if you haven't won your lane yet?

[04:52:48] I'm not a brother the lane things already over usually after 14 minutes

[04:52:51] I said when your bot lane wants to go mid you swap

[04:52:56] You play sidelines as a soul laner your sideline

[04:52:59] him. So I don't stay on my lane. I should I should I need to sideline even when I'm

[04:53:04] not. So even if his tower is not taking down, I have to sideline. Yes. Yes. Because your

[04:53:10] bot lane can take turn faster than you. Wait, really? Yes. And they can they can take control

[04:53:15] better than you. So when do I know it's like good time to like swap? How do I just know?

[04:53:27] How do you just know what?

[04:53:28] Like to go, I just told you, what?

[04:53:30] Okay, if you see your bot lane,

[04:53:34] lost their turret or the enemy bot lane,

[04:53:36] lost their turret, you're gonna swap.

[04:53:39] Okay.

[04:53:40] Got it?

[04:53:41] Got it, got it, got it.

[04:53:42] But you don't swap until you finish your quest.

[04:53:45] If your quest is not finished, then you say,

[04:53:46] wait till my quest is finished.

[04:53:48] That's the only time.

[04:53:50] Okay.

[04:53:51] It's very simple.

[04:53:52] If either bot turret falls, you swap.

[04:53:56] got it got it yeah I got it okay another is no but what do I tell you about

[04:54:04] or walking why why don't you or walk oh why do I stay still yeah like you're

[04:54:09] just doing the black beetle challenge perma I know it's bad bro it's not I

[04:54:14] know come join this lobby real quick worry a lot of the game why'd you queue

[04:54:20] up I didn't say to queue up I know you didn't I thought we were just gonna go

[04:54:23] straight into it no motherfuckers I was looking watching for 23 minutes waiting

[04:54:26] Just waiting to just teach you something. Well, lucky. I'm sorry. Well, lucky. I'm sorry. Well, lucky. I'm sorry

[04:54:32] No problem. How's that? Can I be honest, bro?

[04:54:36] Yeah, what happened? Well, I've been streaming for two years, man

[04:54:39] And I'm like I'm alone sometimes because I stream so much bro, and I want to see like I

[04:54:44] Like streaming with you, bro, because like you're like a brother to me, bro. You're adorable

[04:54:51] That's nice to hear

[04:54:53] That's very nice of you, me too, you know, you're like a brother. You make it enjoyable. That's very that's very cute you too

[04:54:58] Glad to hear that now. Could I suck your dick off stream between none of my face? All right, bro

[04:55:03] I'll be back. I'll get some water

[04:55:09] Each on a butter me up, so I'm cooking

[04:55:23] What is he doing?

[04:55:33] What is he doing?

[04:55:40] Let's go.

[04:55:41] Let's go.

[04:55:49] Let's go.

[04:55:50] I come from New York City.

[04:55:50] Let's go.

[04:55:53] Let's come from New York City.

[04:56:10] No retard, you just dodged.

[04:56:20] Hurrah!

[04:56:23] Hurrah!

[04:56:25] Yo, you dodged.

[04:56:30] Wait, I dodged?

[04:56:32] Yeah.

[04:56:34] Say voila, I was last pick.

[04:56:39] You dodge, you didn't pick your champion.

[04:56:44] And now I have a five minute ban.

[04:56:48] Oh, give me one minute real quick.

[04:56:51] I have a five minute ban now?

[04:56:56] Say voila.

[04:56:59] Actually...

[04:57:02] Well I should just end stream, just go fuck myself.

[04:57:08] Hello?

[04:57:09] What do you mean, it's a 5 minute queue doc, just say it, what do you mean end stream?

[04:57:15] We know all 5 minutes is?

[04:57:17] Bro, go to your setting real quick.

[04:57:19] If I press OK, it doesn't work.

[04:57:21] Oh, OK, love you.

[04:57:22] Go to your setting real quick.

[04:57:24] Yeah.

[04:57:25] Go to notifications.

[04:57:26] Yeah.

[04:57:27] And click allow game invites only from friends.

[04:57:31] why what happened what does this do what differences do bro just do it you

[04:57:39] not see the invite at the top right no oh read what it says fuck

[04:57:49] okay bro come your time come here all right come buddy okay by the way how much

[04:57:58] Although, I feel like you should buy this mouse.

[04:58:00] Well, I bought a mouse today.

[04:58:01] It's actually crazy.

[04:58:02] Well, I feel like you should buy it.

[04:58:03] What mouse is it?

[04:58:04] It's the Superlight X2 Superstrike.

[04:58:07] I already use it.

[04:58:08] I already use the Logitech Superlight.

[04:58:10] No, no, the Superstrike.

[04:58:12] What the fuck is a Superstrike?

[04:58:14] Well, it's like you're pressing thin air.

[04:58:17] Nah, I'm good.

[04:58:18] I like this one more.

[04:58:19] I'm very autistic about what I use.

[04:58:21] I've used this for years.

[04:58:23] Me too, I know.

[04:58:24] But it's the same thing.

[04:58:26] Okay, listen.

[04:58:27] I want you to learn how to orb walk, okay?

[04:58:31] I know I want you to know what walk but sometimes I know you don't sometimes I actually know you don't

[04:58:37] You don't don't lie

[04:58:43] Okay, you know sick that you mid lane question and come in okay yellow six

[04:58:54] Okay

[04:58:57] Yeah, I'm a key. I'm I'm I'm gonna come in the middle real quick. I'm a walk. I'm a kite

[04:59:04] Down, okay. I'm a kind tomorrow. So my turn. Okay. I want you to sell or walk with me. Okay, okay

[04:59:11] Come close. Oh, don't take only

[04:59:14] Ready set go

[04:59:19] Lies she lies she

[04:59:23] Okay, that is not all walking. What is that?

[04:59:25] Ok, this is all walking. Stand still.

[04:59:32] Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[04:59:35] You want to stand?

[04:59:37] Yeah, yeah, now I understand. Ok, go right like that.

[04:59:39] Let me just spawn down here.

[04:59:41] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:59:43] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:59:45] This is all walking.

[04:59:47] So I'm between the auto-animates and I'm moving okay you're not moving okay so like this ready

[05:00:02] yeah here how about I want you to go around ready stop last one go around this one dummy

[05:00:14] and just auto and or walk up sorry that was that was shit ready ready like this

[05:00:22] okay sorry sorry sorry what's up wow wow wow wow

[05:00:28] okay that's good that's good there you go

[05:00:35] there you go

[05:00:36] Oh!

[05:00:41] Okay, now!

[05:00:43] Now I'm gonna have a orthorhinus

[05:00:45] by the end of my gaming session.

[05:00:47] Like, what is that?

[05:00:47] No, no, no, no, no, okay.

[05:00:48] So, that is basically over, okay?

[05:00:51] So this is where it gets difficult, okay?

[05:00:55] Look at my screen.

[05:00:56] I'm gonna screen share real quick.

[05:01:00] Look at this for real quick.

[05:01:01] Yeah.

[05:01:02] Still a difficult one.

[05:01:02] Are you looking?

[05:01:03] Um, yeah.

[05:01:05] Okay, this is what how you supposed to or walk you're supposed to a click

[05:01:11] And then you a click it's a lot better. What's it?

[05:01:15] It targets for you so like a target wherever is your nearest target of where your mouse is

[05:01:23] So do I tell me sense, so what do I do press a and then said yeah, so go to your go to your game settings

[05:01:29] Yeah, I already see it. I have it

[05:01:31] Attack, do you have it?

[05:01:33] Yeah, I'm pressing A and this little bubble comes up and the red circle comes up.

[05:01:37] Yes, that's good. Oh, I forgot which one is it.

[05:01:43] Do you have this one circle?

[05:01:45] Go to your game setting and attack, move on cursor, is that filled in?

[05:01:50] Attack, move on cursor, no.

[05:01:52] Kill it in.

[05:01:53] Okay.

[05:01:54] Okay, so what does what that means look at my spirit real quick move away real quick and look at my screen the bottom of

[05:02:02] Okay, so if I attack me right and I go like this it's gonna go to this nearest target

[05:02:09] Right. Okay. Do you see how my a quick is right here? Yeah

[05:02:14] It's gonna go to this target the closest to the closest to whatever this target is. Yeah

[05:02:20] Okay, yeah, but if I were to go like this

[05:02:23] I'm gonna go to the nearest target over here, whatever the nearest target is on my cursor.

[05:02:29] So it helps a lot when you're fighting people.

[05:02:32] So instead of going like this, you're going left, right, left, right, right, you're just

[05:02:39] A clicking and moving.

[05:02:40] A click, move, A click, move, A click, move.

[05:02:42] It's a lot faster to kite.

[05:02:46] So you can A click, this is how you usually kite on ACs.

[05:02:49] You A click, move.

[05:02:50] You see, it's 8 left click right click. 8 left click right click. 8 left click right click.

[05:02:58] Does that make sense?

[05:02:59] Yeah, that's so 8.

[05:03:01] Do it here.

[05:03:03] I want you to go in a line doing 8 left click right click.

[05:03:07] In a line.

[05:03:14] Ugh.

[05:03:15] That's like brain lagging me, bro.

[05:03:18] Well, it's a whole new way of playing but you need to get used to it

[05:03:24] A clicking is a lot better than my click, okay

[05:03:27] It's way better if you if you only right click you know, you're not gonna learn the game

[05:03:31] You're black sewing yourself different you always was a quick every good player a click

[05:03:36] Take her to speaker. I'm gonna take us. Yes every single player a clicks

[05:03:41] Right clicking is time for you

[05:03:43] You get lower APM like that pretty much. Okay, if you right click look look look at my screw quick

[05:03:48] look look look one second I just embed this in my brain he's fucking like

[05:03:52] Jupiter okay how about this forget about forget about forget about this okay

[05:03:59] I want you a left-click right click a left yeah yeah keep doing it

[05:04:06] you're not left are you there you are there you go okay kite

[05:04:12] There you go! There you go! There you go! There you go, Muro!

[05:04:20] Guide to me, guide to me.

[05:04:24] Guide to me!

[05:04:33] Here you go, man. That's good.

[05:04:36] Very good, very good. Okay?

[05:04:38] From now on, from now on...

[05:04:40] No, please don't say that, bro.

[05:04:41] Click right click. Why that's it. That's it. No more right-clicking actually

[05:04:47] Yes, because I don't want to teach you bad habits. It's better. I teach you this now. I don't attack beyond or off then

[05:04:54] Yeah auto attack. I have it on I play to see

[05:04:57] Well, then keep it off. I have it on and off. I don't know but bro

[05:05:01] You stop stop thinking you're faker. You are mood on you're not faker

[05:05:06] your mood up and that'll cut it iron you're not faker bro forget about faker

[05:05:12] okay sorry stop play what's good for you go go go mentally real quick okay I'm

[05:05:21] gonna I'm gonna jump the totems again go go go in circle with a click go

[05:05:28] more distance you're moving like a penguin more distance there you go there you go there

[05:05:46] There you go! Good!

[05:05:48] Okay, I'ma make it harder!

[05:05:50] Go down the line!

[05:05:56] Go around! Around!

[05:05:58] Bring around the rosy! Yalla!

[05:06:01] Good! You fucked up!

[05:06:03] I know I didn't fucking...

[05:06:04] Great!

[05:06:08] Good!

[05:06:12] Very good!

[05:06:14] Fuck you you fucking bitch. Go again. I didn't say stop. Keep going.

[05:06:20] I want you to go around. Two times. Perfectly.

[05:06:31] Very good.

[05:06:37] Very good.

[05:06:39] Fuck! Why are you standing still? Why are you standing still?

[05:06:41] I fucked up. I fucked up.

[05:06:42] Go again two two two times all the way around you're not playing right till you do it two times all the way around

[05:07:00] He's not using he's not using it right now he is clicking directly on you

[05:07:04] What the fuck is he doing, you see?

[05:07:08] What is she- she has been on discord, wait a- stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[05:07:13] She has been on discord.

[05:07:16] They're rage-baiting, I'm doing it right.

[05:07:20] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:07:28] I said eight quick to the side of them, not on them.

[05:07:31] It's just a valorant habit, Phil, and I have to press follow.

[05:07:34] No, no, no, I said a click to the side. Okay, I should be more clear a click to the side of it and then then yes

[05:07:40] What's the difference like this because you're clicking on the which which ain't waste time if you click on them

[05:07:47] You're you're wasting your your mouse over back on the on the on the character models that are kiting

[05:07:54] That makes sense. Yeah, I don't put it even a click

[05:07:57] Exactly your basis right click at that point

[05:08:04] Stop the move get a mouse away from the target. Oh look at that. I know I know I know I'm sorry

[05:08:13] She said have it bro like I have to press press press.

[05:08:16] He said go.

[05:08:22] You hit the target on me. Go again.

[05:08:30] Start running.

[05:08:32] very good very good yep you see I click close to it don't click on it

[05:08:38] this is good one more round you fucked up okay go to again now you fucked up

[05:08:48] you fucked up to again

[05:09:02] You fucked up it's not bad this is shitty ass now

[05:09:09] Fucked up, two again

[05:09:18] Orthorite is simulator

[05:09:21] You know I have orthorite by the way most China players they both they have carpets

[05:09:24] on early

[05:09:25] Okay almost about to get one lap

[05:09:28] Okay

[05:09:29] Fucked up good shit. I did it. You write you literally a click on top of it. That's it. I did I don't care two more times

[05:09:42] Let's take care of arthritis yes, yes, yes, like I guess own doctors

[05:09:49] You fucked up. Why are you laughing stop laughing?

[05:09:53] Okay, two laughs. Wait, I go back go back right reset reset reset reset two laughs from here. Go

[05:09:59] come on moon it's very simple you got him he's got to be consistent fucked up

[05:10:09] we suck

[05:10:29] One more?

[05:10:31] I did it right there.

[05:10:36] One more time.

[05:10:39] Let me see one more time. Go again.

[05:10:48] There you go. You got it.

[05:10:50] I'll let you slide.

[05:10:52] Okay. You got the hang of it. Okay, that's enough.

[05:10:54] That's enough. Okay, you're good. You're good. You're good.

[05:10:56] You got the hang of it. Okay. You're good. You're good.

[05:10:58] You're good.

[05:10:59] That's good.

[05:11:00] So I have a question now.

[05:11:01] What if I were to do a full fucking combo on someone who does a fucking 8-8-8-8 as well

[05:11:05] on a whole combo?

[05:11:06] Yes, you always A-click.

[05:11:07] I don't want you to directly click again.

[05:11:08] So you're kiting people from now on.

[05:11:10] You're running people down with A-click.

[05:11:12] Okay?

[05:11:13] So what does that mean?

[05:11:14] Like this?

[05:11:15] How do I do that then?

[05:11:17] Okay, look at my screen.

[05:11:18] Look at my screen.

[05:11:19] Like how do I press W and kite?

[05:11:22] Do I press A-W now?

[05:11:24] Do I press A-W now?

[05:11:26] What?

[05:11:27] Look at my screen.

[05:11:28] please

[05:11:28] it's a lot easier to show you than to tell you to stop

[05:11:31] you stop the screen share

[05:11:47] okay

[05:11:48] okay ready?

[05:11:50] yeah

[05:11:51] okay so you said how to use your combos okay

[05:11:54] so if I'm just like I'm training right

[05:11:57] Your mouse could always be like your mouse is okay to be on them, but you never all you never want to right click

[05:12:04] This never should right click always a click. We're so in your worst. If you boy, you're always a you know

[05:12:10] You're never always never right click

[05:12:13] Only time you right click is if you dive somebody and you champion toggle, but that's too deep for now

[05:12:18] Okay, I'm not gonna teach you now. Okay, just always a cuz look look look look imagine I a click right?

[05:12:24] Am I like Q right and I auto-attack I can kite instantly

[05:12:28] Because if I go like this it's gonna hit him and I can move back faster

[05:12:31] But if I go like this boom, there's more time. This is going to the back right? Yeah

[05:12:36] So like this boom

[05:12:38] It's too much

[05:12:40] This go from here to here is a lot is a lot longer than going from here to here

[05:12:45] Bull that's like point one second save though

[05:12:48] Do you know how much difference that makes?

[05:12:51] Bro, 0.1 second?

[05:12:53] That changed the whole game.

[05:12:54] That's not even 0.1 seconds actually.

[05:12:56] If you're constantly fighting, bro, you save easily.

[05:12:59] Multiple seconds.

[05:13:03] Multiple seconds.

[05:13:04] Notice how I'm going like this, like just right out of it.

[05:13:12] So I'm using like, you see the auto attack range, right?

[05:13:15] Yeah.

[05:13:16] So I'm going like this because I can auto, you see the circle?

[05:13:18] It's still on the surface. So I'm over here. Boom. Boom. I can instantly move

[05:13:22] But if I go like this, it's gonna have to walk back. Yeah, but I can still I guess it's a lot easier like this

[05:13:28] So you want to use your outer range of it as well?

[05:13:32] So you're not easy to move

[05:13:37] So how do you auto attack or how do I a

[05:13:41] AQ

[05:13:43] Or can you not do that?

[05:13:44] AQ

[05:13:45] AQ, there's no auto aim with the aim of Q

[05:13:48] Okay, so when I'm only auto attacking, do auto A basically like this?

[05:13:53] Only auto attacks with A, that's the only thing you register with

[05:13:56] So if you're farming, if you're farming, you're also using your A quick

[05:13:59] A quick registers on everything that's supposed to start, okay?

[05:14:03] Okay, new thing, new thing

[05:14:05] So now this is where it gets harder

[05:14:07] This is where it gets tricky, okay?

[05:14:09] You need to learn how to farm with a click, okay?

[05:14:15] What?

[05:14:16] Yes, you're not...

[05:14:18] You moved back Hamza, do you not think it's a little too early to...

[05:14:21] No, no, no, because it's better...

[05:14:22] No, no, no, no, no, no, you better learn this now then later.

[05:14:26] You understand how to play the game now, but now I don't want to get you in the hive of

[05:14:29] right clicking.

[05:14:30] It's not good.

[05:14:31] Okay?

[05:14:32] Minions are spawning.

[05:14:33] I want you to a click the minions, okay?

[05:14:36] Okay?

[05:14:43] You heard? Hello?

[05:14:44] Yeah, I heard.

[05:14:50] Wait, what's chef clicking?

[05:14:53] Don't know what this is.

[05:14:55] A click.

[05:14:57] Last hit, last hit.

[05:15:06] Good. So you a-click to the nearest target you want to hit.

[05:15:13] This isn't really complicated at all actually.

[05:15:16] But it's gonna be so annoying.

[05:15:18] Good!

[05:15:19] You got it!

[05:15:24] You're doing good!

[05:15:29] Terrible.

[05:15:31] Good!

[05:15:36] They're targeting you instead of my minions, you fat fuck.

[05:15:42] Well then you need to click right near the minion.

[05:15:44] When you want to get something you click instead of as close as that thing.

[05:15:48] So I can make sure I'm getting to the minions over you.

[05:15:51] Because I'm clicking away from you but closer to the minion.

[05:15:53] Does that make sense?

[05:15:55] Yeah.

[05:15:56] Sometimes if there's a minion on top of it, then you can aid my minions.

[05:16:01] What is the benefit of aid cooking when you're on minions, bro?

[05:16:06] Because you're still losing distance if you need to kite or if you need to chase him down.

[05:16:11] You just always need to A click.

[05:16:13] It's better habits.

[05:16:15] Okay.

[05:16:16] That's enough.

[05:16:17] You want to send it out, correct?

[05:16:18] I do, I do.

[05:16:19] This is going to be A and stuff.

[05:16:20] I'm not going to lie.

[05:16:21] Okay.

[05:16:22] Let's have a 1v1 real quick.

[05:16:23] 1v1 over your hands.

[05:16:24] Ready?

[05:16:25] Oh my god.

[05:16:26] Okay, let's go.

[05:16:27] Okay.

[05:16:28] Ready?

[05:16:29] Oh my god, okay, let's go.

[05:16:35] Okay, Minis are spawned, wait, then fast forward.

[05:16:39] Are they still my Aks in New York?

[05:16:41] I want you to try to kill me.

[05:17:18] I

[05:17:29] Flash brother you almost had it yo yo yo you're McCain's are better though. I

[05:17:37] Know you like my fake ease now my fake ease that I dashed. That was good. I was a lot better than before all right

[05:17:42] You ready go. Don't you up? Yeah?

[05:17:44] No, no, no, I want to kill you with it. I don't kill you once I want to kill you

[05:17:47] No, we're not doing this

[05:18:00] We're not doing this again, let's go

[05:18:08] What if I first you a thousand times you will beat me zero times

[05:18:11] Walla walla walla if we want doing one thousand one life kill you once more than one

[05:18:17] Oh my god, I stopped for a lot stuff. I stopped for the stuff. You gotta you gotta fast for three days

[05:18:23] You gotta fast for three days. You gotta fast for three days or you gotta feed ten people. Okay, you better faster three days

[05:18:32] You feed ten people my shit, yo go go feed ten people. I promise you'll never beat me, bro

[05:18:37] Yo, Haram, why is my support declining my f-

[05:18:42] Yo, support.

[05:18:44] Why do you need to pick last?

[05:18:48] Your support.

[05:18:49] Let me have it.

[05:18:51] That is great.

[05:18:53] They're legit support.

[05:18:55] Bro, can you fix your screen?

[05:18:58] If I get, what, let me move the discord.

[05:19:04] If I get countered...

[05:19:09] Don't type too much, don't type just try it again, try to try it again!

[05:19:11] Try to change...

[05:19:12] Try it, no no no no no no no, try to try it, yes yes yes.

[05:19:15] That's fine.

[05:19:17] Yeah, there you go.

[05:19:20] I'm so happy that you're saying that I'm your sister, I'm your brother, I'm your sister, I'm your brother, I'm your brother.

[05:19:25] Bitch, I'm so happy.

[05:19:31] Yeah, GG.

[05:19:32] All good. This is my Smurf account.

[05:19:37] Well, this is your fucking mate, you're gonna queue up.

[05:19:42] Try to trade your top, trade your top, try to trade your top.

[05:19:47] I did, I did, he's fucking declined it too.

[05:19:50] Can't wait to run this fucking game.

[05:19:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, it's Orban!

[05:19:57] No, no, wait, you listen right has a new thing where if you type that

[05:20:03] Automatically it dodges all lobby and you get banned what yeah, they just added that too

[05:20:09] Don't don't dodge the lobby and fucking

[05:20:13] Instabank you yes, don't do that

[05:20:16] You cannot play I'm gonna run it down

[05:20:19] like if you it's like an AI thing where if you physically if you

[05:20:23] Actually type something in a way where you're gonna intensely throw the game it automatically dodges the lobby and you get restricted

[05:20:33] That's good, can't you req req req req req

[05:20:36] Yeah, what's the water would you do that bit there?

[05:20:40] So so so you don't play with the same team

[05:20:43] Sometimes we can't so key you're not gonna be the same lobby

[05:20:46] So every time you dodge after hovering Yone make sure you cancel few because they're gonna try to ban on you

[05:20:51] Why am I negative for LP? I just saw that because you guys retard they take LP for what are these guys the police?

[05:21:00] Yeah, bro. You know, but honestly it's good like these changes are good

[05:21:04] It forced people to play the game if you dodge you just you're basically cheating if you're not oh

[05:21:09] My god, like I don't understand why these guys just aren't fucking picking like why are they not?

[05:21:14] I don't know why people don't trade in this yellow. Yo

[05:21:17] guys

[05:21:19] jungler

[05:21:20] You know you don't need last pick right if I get countered

[05:21:26] We lose

[05:21:28] I'm challenger

[05:21:31] Imagine a mid laner just said I'm challenging he's hovering your name

[05:21:36] But they know fucking Charlie gonna play your stinky ass. Hello look look they're laughing at you

[05:21:41] What a you're a class clown of them bro. Look what you just did they said you're muted and they're laughing at you

[05:21:46] You look like a clown out there

[05:21:48] Stop embarrassing me

[05:21:50] Don't even type though. What's like a challenger agent then?

[05:21:56] Challenger agent? Honestly? Yeah

[05:22:01] Probably like

[05:22:03] Keanu Akali

[05:22:04] So I should be learning Akali right now not Yone. I mean Silas, Silas like a high level champion

[05:22:10] So what is no one of y'all? Did you see that?

[05:22:14] Rikkyu Rikkyu Rikkyu

[05:22:16] I declined it dickhead.

[05:22:18] Like I just have to end with three times and fucking dodged.

[05:22:21] Yep, that's what happened. It automatically dodged. I banned.

[05:22:25] Say voila.

[05:22:27] Yes.

[05:22:29] Oh my god, this game is insane. I love this game.

[05:22:32] So wait, as why is Yone low elo then? Yone's trash?

[05:22:36] No, Yone's not low elo, but nobody types, a challenger player doesn't even type.

[05:22:41] That's how much aura a challenger player has, bro.

[05:22:44] We don't need to type

[05:22:45] Mother the gameplay speaks for itself. Do you think LeBron James is gonna say yo, bro past the ball on LeBron James?

[05:22:52] Oh, my fuck are you gonna give him the ball? You can see the way he plays you don't speak

[05:22:57] Okay, so how do I ask for like does he just have to feel the aura?

[05:23:01] Well, you got a legit just how many champions say trade, but yo trade. That's it. Say yo trade. That's it. Yo trade

[05:23:08] Okay, that that that you know what? I'm gonna watch a faker video to just

[05:23:14] and that makes Vaker!

[05:23:16] What's that? What's that?

[05:23:17] One minute, one minute.

[05:23:18] What do you need to be a legendary player?

[05:23:25] I see you watch the same video.

[05:23:27] I'm just gonna play like shit.

[05:23:29] We got it.

[05:23:30] It's the same video.

[05:23:33] It's a game.

[05:23:36] You can carry the game by yourself.

[05:23:38] Game more than a normally.

[05:23:40] You know, gamers really know how to play.

[05:23:42] I think that was about 5 or 6 years ago.

[05:23:52] I don't know much about him.

[05:23:54] I don't know much about him.

[05:24:12] uh the macro needs to learn for sure yo right now he needs it

[05:24:18] harvione harvione harvione that harvione

[05:24:24] you go you see i told you yo trade that's it

[05:24:30] Faker! Faker gave me all of them!

[05:24:34] Faker!

[05:24:35] This is a pro gamer today. He's a pro gamer.

[05:24:38] Faker!

[05:24:41] Take over my body and dominate this lobby!

[05:24:44] Will there ever be another Faker?

[05:24:46] Yes. Me.

[05:24:54] Yes. There will be another Faker. It's Mura.

[05:24:57] I saw you play off stream. Yeah, I saw you play off stream. I was like, that's my boy

[05:25:04] You know what I'm saying, bro. I'm just dedicated. I respect that

[05:25:08] Dedicated. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fall off that gold platinum silver diamond. I said, do you plan on quitting the game?

[05:25:14] No, I'm a certain point once I reach challenger

[05:25:18] Then my next game

[05:25:19] I don't know what after games after that, but I want to basically be basically just be able once I get challenger NA and

[05:25:26] and actually go deep into Challenger, I want to get Challenger in Korea.

[05:25:31] What up? Okay, okay, okay.

[05:25:33] Alright, alright, alright, alright.

[05:25:35] Alright.

[05:25:36] You take any drugs?

[05:25:37] No, why?

[05:25:38] Say what? You don't take no drugs?

[05:25:40] Well, I don't. Why am I saying that?

[05:25:43] You sound like one of them crackheads.

[05:25:46] I'm at the BQE.

[05:25:47] Muffler, you don't got no superpowers. You're not gonna get Challenger.

[05:25:52] Stop that shit.

[05:25:53] I am gonna get Challenger in this game.

[05:25:55] Are you crazy? I'm gonna get challenged in this game.

[05:25:59] I taught you stuff from before and you didn't even do it right now.

[05:26:03] But I'm not joking when I watched you just play without me.

[05:26:05] I kid you not. Somehow you got worse. Ha!

[05:26:09] Because I was eating and I was tired and I was fatigued.

[05:26:11] Yeah, it was tilting me, bro.

[05:26:13] I was letting you watch you fucking eat while you just got solo killed.

[05:26:17] This game you're not eating, correct?

[05:26:19] No food. Zero.

[05:26:20] Okay, good, good, good. I need to lock in here.

[05:26:23] Can I play music?

[05:26:25] No!

[05:26:27] Bro, I don't even play music when I'm trying to.

[05:26:30] Velcaz.

[05:26:32] Okay.

[05:26:34] Fuck this character, I asked her if I wanted to.

[05:26:36] Oh, you actually counter him really hard.

[05:26:38] Let's kick those things, I should just dive in.

[05:26:41] Listen, listen, listen, listen, stop speaking for a second.

[05:26:43] His Q throws out and it's straight line.

[05:26:47] And he directionally throws it, but then it splits out like a T.

[05:26:51] You know how T, imagine T, the letter T, it goes forward, but then it's flipped out in both directions, that's his Q, okay?

[05:26:59] His W, it's like a lava event.

[05:27:02] I'm so sorry, I'm sorry to start you off, I should just keep running straight then, I shouldn't have left or right.

[05:27:06] Yes, but sometimes it's Q's fastest distance and you're running, and he can pop it at that point.

[05:27:12] Whatever, he can pop, so his pop, he can pop it at any point where he throws it.

[05:27:18] So throws in a straight line, okay his W is like a lava that goes on the floor and it explodes

[05:27:23] So you avoid the lava his E is a knock up in a circle

[05:27:27] His ultimate is a laser that is stationary laser

[05:27:32] Okay, so when he's doing this laser you oh

[05:27:36] You're gonna see his Q or his W

[05:27:39] His Q is like his Q's are the T

[05:27:42] That's the Q right there both

[05:27:45] Q3 Q3

[05:27:47] Lies to me

[05:27:51] Okay, okay the counter to okay listen listen listen

[05:27:55] The counter to Velkoz you want to stay behind the minions?

[05:27:59] Okay, so it hits the minion, but you want to stay away from that one target

[05:28:07] You see

[05:28:09] Nice very good. What up? Very good. Very good. Oh walk. Oh walk. Oh walk

[05:28:14] Boy, it's just a lot. That's a lot at first, bro. It's a lot.

[05:28:18] Org walk! I need you to Org walk!

[05:28:23] Bigger scabs, Rodney.

[05:28:25] Good dodge! Good dodge! Good dodge! Very good dodge!

[05:28:29] Very good. Nice! Don't let him freeze that shit.

[05:28:34] Very good. So now, what is this wave? All in it. What does that mean to the wave?

[05:28:38] So the wave's on his side, so the last step is to take my side.

[05:28:41] It's it's called a slow push towards you. Yeah, if you don't hit it, it's gonna push towards you

[05:28:46] Okay, he's level three now. He has all of his ability. There's lava the knockup and is uh, it's uh T

[05:28:52] You can look for it all in. Yeah all in and right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There it is

[05:29:11] I missed my Q and I missed my W and I missed another Q.

[05:29:23] I missed two Q's and a W.

[05:29:25] Like why?

[05:29:26] How the hell you play Valorant and your aim is like a fucking toddler?

[05:29:29] I don't know.

[05:29:30] I just...

[05:29:31] What the fuck are you aiming at, bro?

[05:29:33] Aim!

[05:29:34] I know, I know, I know, I know.

[05:29:36] It's cute.

[05:29:37] Look, look, look.

[05:29:38] Look, thank god you had Jinxed it on your team, bro.

[05:29:40] Listen, aim with your abilities, don't just throw it.

[05:29:44] Throw it, throw it on them, yeah.

[05:29:46] You need to have patience.

[05:29:49] When you're throwing these abilities, you need to have patience.

[05:29:51] You're not good enough to just throw it.

[05:29:53] You're right, I agree, I agree.

[05:29:55] Cross the wave, cross the wave, you're just killing it.

[05:30:00] Pass it.

[05:30:01] It's too slow.

[05:30:03] I should have told you that's my life.

[05:30:05] Time to get to sleep.

[05:30:07] See how the crystal didn't have enough crystals so it didn't get you to fight?

[05:30:11] Yeah.

[05:30:11] Is that bad to do that? I don't know.

[05:30:13] Not really, but it's still funny. That's some damage off, right?

[05:30:17] Look for Q3 on him if you want.

[05:30:25] Okay, scumma told you.

[05:30:27] Pop your bomb, scumma told you, okay?

[05:30:29] Relax now, relax now.

[05:30:32] Look for your Q3s.

[05:30:37] I think he's dog shit the fuck cause but everyone's dog shit to you bro your top one.

[05:31:01] I mean I don't know I don't think he's smurfing.

[05:31:05] You know what, in my idea, bro, voila, I'm gonna rank the ranks right now.

[05:31:09] It goes Challenger and then Iron, because in Iron, it's a mystery box rank.

[05:31:14] You never know who you're gonna get in the ranks.

[05:31:18] Brother, everybody in Iron, they're not above gold.

[05:31:22] You can't be in Iron when you're buying a cow.

[05:31:24] You know they made their rank Iron for people with disabilities?

[05:31:27] Yeah, I don't fucking doubt it, bro.

[05:31:33] That's very good for you, very good.

[05:31:35] What you do here flash the way the fuck out very good. It's a place get the wave and get out yellow fast

[05:31:53] You did not get the point I said I didn't get that way I did you did not get the fucking way there's no play on it

[05:31:59] You missed it. There's no crystals. There's nothing on it

[05:32:03] You, Method, look at the HP bar, look, okay, see on the, see on the map?

[05:32:08] Yeah.

[05:32:09] She has her 4.

[05:32:10] Where do you see 4?

[05:32:11] Retard, look at the, okay, move your mouse.

[05:32:14] Oh yeah.

[05:32:15] Move your mouse.

[05:32:16] 4, 4, yes, yes.

[05:32:17] Yeah, it has 5 total.

[05:32:20] You missed the plate because you didn't auto it.

[05:32:26] The crystal does more damage to the turret, that doesn't mean you get the plate.

[05:32:30] EQ, EQ!

[05:32:31] Very good dodge.

[05:32:32] You got to keep going all in the night night night night night burn his ass. That's good enough for work. He's dead. He's not push

[05:32:41] I don't like when my jungler hits the kills. I want the kill not a fuck that you were inting you don't deserve it yellow

[05:32:48] What should you do first away?

[05:32:52] Okay, that's it. That's it. You can't you can't get the plate. What do you mean?

[05:32:56] No, no that look at the crystals

[05:32:58] Look look look you see how the vocals already spawned so by the time you're back

[05:33:03] He's already pushing the way so you're gonna lose minions

[05:33:06] So you want to reset before he's back so you want to

[05:33:11] Listen Muda listen what I just say but you want to be the same lane as him because he's gonna get the minions now

[05:33:17] He's you want to be you want to match his time when he's back that is called tempo

[05:33:23] Okay, you want to make sure your your reset is on his reset, but you're gonna have the gold on that okay?

[05:33:31] Freeze freeze freeze

[05:33:35] Okay, what was the question that you wanted to ask before you interrupted and I'm not get the timer

[05:33:41] What timer

[05:33:45] What do you need what I eat?

[05:33:53] Why are you pushing?

[05:33:58] I want my Q.

[05:34:00] Okay, but just get your Q then. Why are you hitting?

[05:34:06] I'm gonna think, think, think, think.

[05:34:09] Don't over-stimulate, it's okay bro, it's okay.

[05:34:17] Look a little, you see how I was pushing now?

[05:34:19] No, no, no, let's go. Yeah, last one, last one. Let it come to you again.

[05:34:22] He Q him outside of the way

[05:34:25] Hey, what anyone like that perfect. I want to see more of that. That's perfect

[05:34:36] That's his ultimate

[05:34:39] Yo

[05:34:40] Yeah, he does geometry geometry. He can angle his Q but his Q can go in different diagonal

[05:34:48] What are you fucking I failed class bro

[05:34:52] Basically, it's Q, and he's leading this champion, he's leading geometry.

[05:34:56] You see how he can just angle a certain way and just like, go and pop it?

[05:35:00] It's a T.

[05:35:06] Okay.

[05:35:09] Keep going.

[05:35:11] Alright, Mota.

[05:35:13] You can beat him at every given stage if you all in him, okay?

[05:35:17] well yeah are you eating no no one won't

[05:35:25] hey I just keep right fucking bro it's hard yeah yeah but you're gonna have it

[05:35:43] Did stop right quick.

[05:35:44] Ackley, Ackley, Ackley.

[05:35:46] You think Q3?

[05:35:48] Jump, ult, let's go!

[05:35:50] Very good!

[05:35:51] Flash Q!

[05:35:53] Nice!

[05:35:55] Nice, Mura!

[05:35:56] Burmese, good job.

[05:35:58] Good boy.

[05:35:59] Very good, very good, very good, very good.

[05:36:01] Take the turtle.

[05:36:02] Very good, Mura.

[05:36:03] Very good.

[05:36:04] What should you do with the wave?

[05:36:05] Crash the wave.

[05:36:07] Why?

[05:36:08] Because why would I not?

[05:36:09] It's pretty much-

[05:36:09] What the fuck are you doing?

[05:36:13] good way for your good friend it's how they all the minis with your ability

[05:36:18] there you go there you go why she's I know a lot but what look

[05:36:25] yo what a motor motor motor yeah you need to really work on your CS like that's

[05:36:31] the main factor why you losing they listening yeah I need to work on my

[05:36:35] CS you know you're not CSing is worse than not getting a kill you know that

[05:36:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:36:44] This, yes, it matters more.

[05:36:45] True, true.

[05:36:47] That cannon is worth almost one-fourth of a kill.

[05:36:51] I miss a lot of cannons too, like a lot.

[05:36:53] That's the worst part.

[05:36:54] Save your ability.

[05:36:55] If you don't, if you suck at auto-attacking and not know how to time it, use your Q for

[05:37:00] it because it's using more damage.

[05:37:02] Yeah.

[05:37:03] Yeah.

[05:37:04] I want to see it all.

[05:37:07] I want to see a good trade.

[05:37:11] Very good.

[05:37:12] Hold walk

[05:37:15] You forgot everything that I just taught you boy. It's just hard. It's hard. It's so hard

[05:37:20] At that you see this why don't want you to get bad habits. You're only right-clicking right now. So that a clicking

[05:37:28] At that mother now's the time to adapt if you if you never break out of these chains and always stay stuck

[05:37:33] You're gonna plateau if you don't adapt

[05:37:38] Last with the q3 to really cute so you get q3

[05:37:42] Yo!

[05:37:43] What you want?

[05:37:45] Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!

[05:37:47] I thought you made that wallbang.

[05:37:50] No, it's good, it's good, it's fine.

[05:37:52] No, I want those kills.

[05:37:53] No, but he's camping you, bro. He's doing really good this war. He's camping you.

[05:37:59] Very good.

[05:38:06] Very good Q3, Mora. There you go. That's good.

[05:38:09] You learned wave clearing.

[05:38:11] okay so right there you never want you don't want to use your auto attacks you

[05:38:14] can auto attack the turret and in between your auto attack animation you just

[05:38:18] use your ability to get the weight I agree so you can use more auto attacks on

[05:38:21] the turret rather than minions.

[05:38:22] Makes sense?

[05:38:23] oh

[05:38:23] now it's good to know you have the same the same component right?

[05:38:27] who knows god knows it's same components pickaxe and pickaxe

[05:38:32] work as a pickaxe for curveball

[05:38:33] should I go top lane and clear and clean?

[05:38:35] no no you stay mid lane so why do I stay mid lane now

[05:38:39] How do I know?

[05:38:41] You didn't take the mid turn, so it's better for you to stay mid, okay?

[05:38:44] And you just finished your quest, so it's okay to rotate at the same time.

[05:38:50] You want to stay mid because your top mid is your quest and the bottom is your quest.

[05:38:54] You never want to take other people's lane until you finish their quest.

[05:38:59] You see that? That's his Q. Remember, that's his thought.

[05:39:01] You see that little circle? That was his E.

[05:39:03] Yup!

[05:39:05] Very bad.

[05:39:06] Not bad.

[05:39:07] Why?

[05:39:08] Because you your e time was about to go out you could have killed him though if you altered way earlier and you and you got your full combo

[05:39:15] way faster

[05:39:17] The ultimate was late as well. He's still hitting which is good

[05:39:22] Yeah, you eat up and it's all a diamond. I want you to dive right

[05:39:26] Hey click

[05:39:30] That's right, Coach

[05:39:32] Fuck you need to have us coach you have arts right into something. You're not clicking properly

[05:39:38] I

[05:39:49] The job you see

[05:39:53] Where are you going look at your map, bro no peace and rest

[05:39:59] brother is confused

[05:40:04] what up look at your map where you use

[05:40:06] yeah sometimes I don't look at my maps though bro it's about having

[05:40:09] yeah but that's the main thing of the game

[05:40:11] you don't look at your map

[05:40:13] you need to see where they are

[05:40:15] like when I'm flow state I look when I'm not in flow state

[05:40:19] this is a perfect base

[05:40:20] this is a perfect base why is this a perfect base

[05:40:22] you just wanded

[05:40:23] and you're in base and you can spend your gold

[05:40:25] so now you're back in the lane

[05:40:27] back in the lane right when he's back in the lane. Exactly. What is that called? It's

[05:40:31] called, uh, uh, don't say it. Well, I'll say it. Uh, basic.

[05:40:38] Well, basic. Stokes the furnace in my heart. Well done,

[05:40:43] Mordy. You got it. Correct. Thank you. Well, you're welcome. Well, you're retarded. I did

[05:40:46] not see that. What's up? Temple. Temple. Sorry. I'm sorry. Temple. It's basic. What the hell

[05:40:53] I don't know how to fix this chat box.

[05:40:57] Good job.

[05:40:58] Nice.

[05:40:59] You remember the sword I was talking about?

[05:41:01] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:41:02] I also thought it was the one that was the guy.

[05:41:04] No, that was good.

[05:41:05] That was very good.

[05:41:06] You really did that.

[05:41:07] That was good.

[05:41:08] But you don't need to overdo it.

[05:41:09] You kind of just need to stop the moment you see the sword.

[05:41:13] Chat, how do I move the bottom part of the, on this board?

[05:41:17] You know what I'm talking about?

[05:41:18] I'm not going to go to hell.

[05:41:19] I

[05:41:30] Shut

[05:41:33] Am I playing good guys now I go bottom

[05:41:39] Chat now

[05:41:41] Now chat I get my

[05:41:43] Chat now I get my mid lane and I go bottom

[05:41:48] Yep, you can roll now this way you roll

[05:41:58] So they just killed me

[05:42:03] Up very good

[05:42:11] Where should you walk all the way on to the right side publish you get more distance yep

[05:42:16] Yep, yep, yep, yep. You see the morgue on the map, right?

[05:42:19] Yes, I see her, daddy.

[05:42:23] Bolt!

[05:42:26] I have a...

[05:42:30] Oh...

[05:42:33] What did she hit me with?

[05:42:36] Her Q is a snare.

[05:42:38] That's okay, you didn't know what it does.

[05:42:41] So, right there, you can press your E and you go back.

[05:42:43] You're gonna be CC'd, but you're gonna be away from the turn.

[05:42:46] Also, before you walk into the lane, why are you not looking over?

[05:42:50] Essentially, like, you're just walking in blind.

[05:42:53] What are you doing? What are you talking about?

[05:42:55] Move the map to see about it, you know?

[05:42:57] Like, what's happening on the map?

[05:43:00] Like, you see how you're moving the map right now?

[05:43:02] Yeah.

[05:43:03] Yeah, do that when you're walking somewhere.

[05:43:05] Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[05:43:07] Did you see the e-kills indicator? I did.

[05:43:09] I did, I did, I did.

[05:43:11] Sometimes, I just, again, I'm in the heat of the moment, bro.

[05:43:14] much like I have not seen you press either moment you see the indicator I'm not a lot not once

[05:43:21] okay how about your next kill I want you to do the E indicator

[05:43:37] let's try you gotta fly so it's worth it right you quite kill this one too

[05:43:40] I tried double the minions

[05:44:10] What is this, a drive-by shooter dragon?

[05:44:15] What the fuck is this, a dragon?

[05:44:19] Can I kill this guy, can I die on him?

[05:44:27] You might, but like Morgana has her E, the basic blocks all CC.

[05:44:37] What should he do here, Muda?

[05:44:38] No, no, it's the way we want walking take the way

[05:44:48] No one takes my fucking you bro, that's okay, so it's not

[05:44:54] Okay, okay, that's it. You're taking your ball in his way

[05:44:58] You're even get the cannon. I know I told you about having with that bro fucking terrorist

[05:45:08] It's a pimple going in my head. What does that mean?

[05:45:12] Why is there a pimple going in my hair?

[05:45:15] What's your problem?

[05:45:26] I just caught that. A pimple going in your head?

[05:45:29] What?

[05:45:30] Yeah.

[05:45:31] In your head?

[05:45:33] take him to turn, bro

[05:45:37] not a

[05:45:41] overkill the guy

[05:45:45] you're not cause you overkill, you Q3

[05:45:49] you saw the indicator but then you didn't E back

[05:45:53] you saw the indicator but then you didn't E back

[05:45:57] why? I didn't think

[05:46:01] What? I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

[05:46:06] You know what the indicator looked like? It's like it's a break. See if it splits in half.

[05:46:10] Yeah. It's like a sword. It splits.

[05:46:13] Very easy to see, Luke.

[05:46:16] So what's the one before that?

[05:46:19] It's really a sword.

[05:46:21] So you'll see it breaks.

[05:46:23] Splits? Or he dies?

[05:46:25] Yes. If that means the moment you press E, he's dead.

[05:46:29] It's basically a hat. It's hacking the game for you.

[05:46:32] You can't get it.

[05:46:33] Did I sell it there?

[05:46:35] You can't get it.

[05:46:37] Just a drag.

[05:46:39] Yeah.

[05:46:40] Also the color changes.

[05:46:42] It splits and changes color.

[05:46:49] Oh, and he learned he was champion, learned how to play the game at the same time, information or overload.

[05:46:54] I get that, but he wanted to play the champion, so by all means, innit?

[05:46:59] Okay, so you're doing the murder thing again, why are you going mid lane again?

[05:47:08] I'm about to kill all of these guys.

[05:47:10] Yeah, but you're supposed to play side lane, correct?

[05:47:13] There's three there.

[05:47:15] There's four there.

[05:47:17] Holy fuck.

[05:47:19] So instead of going mid, I just go bottom, but there's already two people bottom though.

[05:47:28] Then you supposed to ping them back and then you go go pot or do I just go make there I mean go admit

[05:47:34] It's fine cuz they want to sorry sorry sorry top

[05:47:37] No, because there's no turret there

[05:47:40] Look, oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Well, okay. What are they talking about the turrets? Yeah

[05:47:47] 111

[05:47:50] That's not I said I said 111 to 22 2333 yes, yes

[05:47:55] So now we go mid lane, we go mid lane.

[05:47:57] I break this for her.

[05:47:59] No, that's not your job to break mid.

[05:48:01] Okay, I break bot then.

[05:48:03] So once I'm done with mid then...

[05:48:05] Oh, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.

[05:48:07] What?

[05:48:09] You can get the item. What should we sell?

[05:48:11] Potions?

[05:48:13] Yes.

[05:48:19] Here we go again. Look where you're clicking.

[05:48:21] So Huzz, I'm done with mid.

[05:48:23] I'm done with mid, once I'm done with mid, I'm done with the next boss.

[05:48:26] Catch the wave, catch the next wave and then go bot.

[05:48:28] That's what it takes.

[05:48:29] Like, you want to prioritize going bot and let the wave mid stay for ADC.

[05:48:34] Unless they have Baron, they want to siege easier, they go bot lane.

[05:48:38] Okay?

[05:48:39] By the way, side lane turrets, they give you more gold.

[05:48:43] You know that, right?

[05:48:44] Wait, why?

[05:48:45] It's just better for slippershirts.

[05:48:48] I thought you're gonna fucking do the E.

[05:48:56] I thought I was.

[05:48:57] You see it split?

[05:48:58] You split it.

[05:48:59] You split it.

[05:49:00] Your E is actually free.

[05:49:01] What does that mean?

[05:49:02] You're talking shit.

[05:49:03] I mean he's dead.

[05:49:04] He just died.

[05:49:05] You're talking shit.

[05:49:06] You're saying you're playing an easy champion.

[05:49:08] He's died though.

[05:49:09] You're playing a team chat.

[05:49:10] Here they are.

[05:49:11] There they go.

[05:49:13] Whoa.

[05:49:14] Bush camping.

[05:49:16] Like it's Fortnite.

[05:49:21] W. Lay's!

[05:49:30] So once I'm done my job at mid, once I break first sour, I then collect the wave, and then just out-bought now, all of us.

[05:49:38] Repeat that!

[05:49:39] Once I'm done with mid and get my waves and get the first tower, do I just cash the wave and tell us I'm just done with it now?

[05:49:52] You're done with mid lane unless you're grouping for a teamfight. You basically want to play for tier 2 turrets.

[05:49:57] You want to play for tier 2 turrets. If you can look for a teamfight, then you want to group. Yes.

[05:50:03] You don't always stay bot, but Yone identity is that he needs a lot of gold

[05:50:13] I thought I was smart going for that flank. How did they all just know I was there?

[05:50:18] Nothing, they really saw you walk all the way out and he was probably warded. Holy shit

[05:50:27] So is Yone actually an easy character?

[05:50:31] no no he's one of the hardest champions in the game so why is she saying Yona is

[05:50:39] actually free hello evil this is she's brain that she's iron

[05:50:45] she is iron you're right I'm a fucking diamond myself no you're not why you're

[05:50:50] not a diamond player they'll turn your asshole inside out if I beat you a

[05:50:59] thousand times a diamond play would beat you a hundred to five hundred times in a row the

[05:51:04] boat are you fucking stupid boy you're actually crazy not a thousand times so

[05:51:09] you're just not what a wallah beat you 10,000 times a million times in a row

[05:51:14] you never beat me

[05:51:20] 40 seconds total drag we should be there okay

[05:51:29] Let me see, let me see what you got. Let me see your combo.

[05:51:33] Yeeeeeeeah!

[05:51:38] What were you saying, Gaster? I just got raped.

[05:51:41] Oh, you have a flash ability, to dodge her abilities as well, but you just don't have any mechanics.

[05:51:48] I just, not that I don't know the mechanics, I just don't know the mechanics.

[05:51:52] You're also gonna knock up two of them, but you said you chose to knock up one of them.

[05:51:56] So you played it like exactly the way Muda would play it, not the way Hanzo would play it.

[05:52:01] If you were in this game, you would have killed all of them.

[05:52:04] 100%

[05:52:06] You have your flash, the Daza Q, a Morgana.

[05:52:10] You can get both of them knocked up from there, they couldn't react to it.

[05:52:16] Guarantee.

[05:52:17] Okay, what should we do here, Namuda?

[05:52:27] Team fight head.

[05:52:28] And then go trick.

[05:52:29] Well, you want to prioritize dragon, always.

[05:52:31] You want to prioritize objectives in this game.

[05:52:35] Objectives over kills.

[05:52:36] Got it?

[05:52:37] Yes.

[05:52:38] Objectives over kills.

[05:52:39] Repeat after me.

[05:52:42] Objectives over kills.

[05:52:43] Good boy.

[05:52:44] Okay, what about CS over everything no

[05:52:57] Yes, yes over kills and then

[05:53:01] Object is over everything

[05:53:06] Let's focus you on killing but more focusing on CS

[05:53:09] But if you're not ready to, even if you kill them, even if you kill them, I feel like you're not going to be doing much with you.

[05:53:16] Whereas if you see us and you're guaranteed to gain something out of it.

[05:53:20] Alright?

[05:53:21] So how much stats should I have right now?

[05:53:24] 26 minutes?

[05:53:26] 260.

[05:53:30] A challenge to play would have about...

[05:53:32] 280.

[05:53:34] How do you have more?

[05:53:36] because your minions spawn way faster than the than the minutes

[05:53:42] So what do you think you're doing here right now?

[05:54:07] I'm just like split pushing yes look behind you yeah but what is split pushing doing right now

[05:54:15] I love sorry bro I'm just like I'm trying to focus what is split pushing do

[05:54:22] Okay, I should have w'd though.

[05:54:33] Listen, I respect that you're ambitious, you got the mechanics there, the good old arms,

[05:54:38] you know, but I feel like every time you're fighting people, they're just panicking.

[05:54:45] I am.

[05:54:46] Flow, brother, flow.

[05:54:47] Take it easy.

[05:54:48] Take it slow, take it easy, aim, learn your orb walking, take it slow, don't just don't

[05:54:56] just throw your ability, take it easy, seriously.

[05:54:59] But how?

[05:55:00] It's so frightful.

[05:55:01] You're missing, if you miss you're even, you're doing even worse, you're doing something

[05:55:08] that's like out of scare, over some of this guaranteed.

[05:55:11] It's like on ballerine, when you see somebody, you're just spraying them rather than looking

[05:55:14] for the aim on the one top of the head.

[05:55:17] spraying right now I see so how I'm gonna blow to me then bro aim your

[05:55:23] abilities and all walk shackle there is blade for cloak of agility no you don't

[05:55:29] only sell it unless you're guaranteed an item or something above 875 it's like a

[05:55:36] 900 value gold item I see I says it's really OP by the way I don't Doran's

[05:55:41] Yeah, unless you're getting a full item, there's no point in selling everything.

[05:56:00] What was that supposed to do there? Move auto! Move auto! Move auto! Why are you standing still?

[05:56:08] Is everybody doing that much for making a difference, bro?

[05:56:11] Brother, yes, you just got hit by every ability.

[05:56:14] Are you just gonna, are you, you think, you think, you think you're just gonna, they're

[05:56:18] gonna let you walk at them and just hit them?

[05:56:20] They're gonna throw abilities, right?

[05:56:22] So dodge.

[05:56:23] Dodge.

[05:56:24] Don't just stand there getting hit by everything.

[05:56:27] Dodge, bro, brother.

[05:56:28] Move.

[05:56:29] How did that?

[05:56:30] You done this the whole game.

[05:56:34] Move, Muta.

[05:56:35] Move.

[05:56:36] stop standing still how much will that cost all the play yeah

[05:56:44] how much is the same okay so you can wait it out less than 40 gold so it

[05:56:52] yeah if it's 40 gold you can wait okay more to go do it this is where you have

[05:57:04] big items by kids I want you to do okay

[05:57:08] mood listen to me I want to see a auto

[05:57:12] move I was the eight click move a click

[05:57:15] move and you kill them on the E got it

[05:57:18] oh my god yeah like you're not doing

[05:57:22] that's what you today and I'm doing now

[05:57:24] go go

[05:57:27] That's hard, bro. That's all hard, all that one is, bro.

[05:57:36] Like, you want me to, like, blow? I'm human, bro. How much does the AE watch my abilities

[05:57:42] all in one?

[05:57:43] Bro, we practiced it in practice, too. We just did it in practice, too. You were doing

[05:57:48] it good, brother.

[05:57:49] Yeah, bro. On a fucking bot with no abilities.

[05:57:52] No, you did it to me! You were all done doing it!

[05:57:55] No, yeah, but no abilities mixed in between now I'm mixing between in a real game

[05:58:01] But it's the same concept. He's auto ink and moving

[05:58:05] It's the same concept

[05:58:08] He's moved a big nose Max sing I

[05:58:11] Don't know bro. I think this is above my time girl like the eight. No, no, no, no

[05:58:17] This is your time stop with this right-cooking shit enough no more your training was taken off enough

[05:58:25] They're gonna plateau. You're not gonna get better if you strike me. I'm telling you now you're not

[05:58:32] Sooner later, I'm gonna teach it to get off off lock here, right? Oh my god. I'm gonna die when you do that, bro

[05:58:38] Yeah, but like start adapting your last sign

[05:58:41] Ball iron

[05:58:43] Doesn't matter

[05:58:46] You think you're not so mad? There's four people you ran into four people motor

[05:58:55] At this point, Tom's hairline is going to recede even more with the amount of stress

[05:59:05] you're giving him.

[05:59:06] Listen to his calls.

[05:59:07] I like a jazz buddy.

[05:59:08] What the f**k is this?

[05:59:09] Pura.

[05:59:10] Yeah.

[05:59:11] Amimi.

[05:59:12] Yeah.

[05:59:13] Yeah.

[05:59:14] Yeah.

[05:59:15] Yeah.

[05:59:16] Yeah.

[05:59:17] Yeah.

[05:59:18] Yeah.

[05:59:19] Yeah.

[05:59:20] Yeah.

[05:59:21] Yeah.

[05:59:22] Yeah.

[05:59:23] Yeah.

[05:59:24] baby you're gonna sing a thing that I taught you today

[05:59:32] not a cookie in a movie why you need ee execute children do it once for the

[05:59:40] game and yellow please let me see a oh the a click a left it right now go go

[05:59:51] go go go

[05:59:56] a left click right click a left click right click

[06:00:04] lice you lice you

[06:00:07] What a party we just did this spell a left click right click a left click right a left click right

[06:00:16] a left click right go

[06:00:21] E.R. Hello Wengo.

[06:00:24] What?

[06:00:28] What?

[06:00:36] It's hard, it's hard, one last time, one last time, one last time, one last time, one last time, one last time, one last time.

[06:00:42] Good job bruh.

[06:00:44] Okay.

[06:00:46] Black Beetle challenge.

[06:00:51] If you didn't do time, you'll get the hang of it.

[06:00:57] But if you're not going to practice, you'll never get the hang of it.

[06:01:01] If you think this game is easy, so.

[06:01:03] W, W, W.

[06:01:08] Surely ends.

[06:01:09] You don't have to.

[06:01:14] Again.

[06:01:15] Yeah.

[06:01:17] It's okay.

[06:01:18] But you need to just keep practicing a left-click right click a left-click right click

[06:01:25] I feel like there's just so much more shit to learn but yeah, yo bro

[06:01:29] I have to listen to I have to listen to your coach you know way better than me

[06:01:33] Well, like holy shit, I think staying in Valorant the guys iron and instead of telling him to like

[06:01:38] Practice the game and practice this I tell him some shit that a radiant does instead of like what a silver does

[06:01:44] Motherfucker people and people and bronze is so already a clicky. This is basic

[06:01:51] This is what what's the hardest mechanic in the game that after this that I have to learn the hardest mechanics is like

[06:01:59] Like what is a challenge or do differently than what I do right now?

[06:02:02] Like I would say the hardest thing that people in masters and people below they don't do is

[06:02:07] Unlocking their camera like they don't unlock the camera at the right time

[06:02:10] Like if you're talking about mechanic like mechanic wise like the things that they can change like camera positioning

[06:02:18] Yeah, they don't look at the map. They don't they're out of unlock and stuff

[06:02:29] Bro a cooking is very is very like that's just fundamentals, you know that right?

[06:02:33] Yeah, every role every ever listen to me every role that you play you have to a click

[06:02:40] Like, this is guaranteed you have to do.

[06:02:43] No player will ever right-click.

[06:02:45] If they right-click, nine out of seven times the dog shit it.

[06:02:49] Understand?

[06:02:50] Does fate correct click?

[06:02:52] Huh?

[06:02:53] Does fate correct click?

[06:02:55] No!

[06:03:00] What are you doing?

[06:03:03] Don't let your cooking is hard for me, bro.

[06:03:05] It's hard, but nobody ever said League was an easy game, did I?

[06:03:09] No, he told him freezing his first session and he got that shit down.

[06:03:14] I was like, yo, this motherfucker, he can learn fast.

[06:03:17] Next thing you know, well, I forgot everything.

[06:03:19] Bless us all. Bless us all.

[06:03:22] He I told him freezing before this fucking tournament.

[06:03:24] He got that shit down.

[06:03:25] He was solo killing.

[06:03:27] He was free. I was like, oh, my God.

[06:03:29] He was making me proud.

[06:03:32] I'm just chatting to your lab monkey, bro.

[06:03:39] how would I make me out of here

[06:03:43] faker you own sharp edge as you're taking it a lot

[06:03:49] that's right shouldn't have worked out

[06:03:51] mo-op blocked it as well

[06:03:53] huh?

[06:03:54] he's really acing

[06:03:56] I don't have the area you don't have the range

[06:03:58] I stacked wave and hit my enemy

[06:04:00] they're doing acing but that's not range

[06:04:01] I can say they carry behind them

[06:04:03] that's you

[06:04:04] So so does it indicator a click and there's an indicator with that there's there's one with an indicator and there's one without an indicator

[06:04:14] I'm not gonna teach you a click without an indicator first

[06:04:17] You need to know the indicator of your range first

[06:04:22] Fucking careful

[06:04:24] Motherfucker you're picking at the same time. What are you swapping?

[06:04:28] Swap swap mid lane

[06:04:30] I asked for me, say can I make, can I make, say can I make, say can I make, say can I make.

[06:04:35] Why am I top lane?

[06:04:37] Can I make?

[06:04:45] Fuck me my type of lasso.

[06:04:50] What about you?

[06:04:51] It's gonna be the top lane though.

[06:04:52] The top lane?

[06:04:53] It's a different lane.

[06:04:54] Yeah.

[06:04:55] Oh my god.

[06:04:56] That's okay, that's alright.

[06:04:57] right but the downside is you might get counterfeit. Go ahead lock it in. You can play you can play

[06:05:05] Yone top still. I know but still. It's a different play style. If anything is not that bad for you

[06:05:11] because you run people down. It's a lot easier to run them down but if you die you're cooked your

[06:05:17] GG's you're cooked like come on. Yone top is go you'll be fine. Yone top's not bad. Thing is I don't

[06:05:26] I don't know, is it a top laner?

[06:05:27] Probably a lot, I think it's...

[06:05:29] Samira.

[06:05:30] What?

[06:05:30] Ke- Keana.

[06:05:31] At least by Keana.

[06:05:35] Fuck me, man.

[06:05:37] Swing top?

[06:05:38] It could be.

[06:05:40] Tyler won ranked every-

[06:05:42] Or a top!

[06:05:43] Oh, no.

[06:05:44] Where did you get put on this list?

[06:05:48] D.

[06:05:51] Same wall player, D.

[06:05:53] I'm not a D.

[06:05:54] He always flings me, Tyler always flings me.

[06:05:57] Why does he fling you?

[06:05:59] Huh?

[06:05:59] Why does he flings me?

[06:06:01] This was years ago, this was a year ago.

[06:06:04] He always flings me, always.

[06:06:06] Bro, he put people at the top that don't even play the game

[06:06:10] anymore.

[06:06:12] Who's better, you or Tyler won?

[06:06:15] Me.

[06:06:18] What about Tyler won in his prime?

[06:06:21] Me.

[06:06:21] What about Moe Yasuo?

[06:06:25] Well, he doesn't play no more.

[06:06:29] And it's fine.

[06:06:31] Incomparable.

[06:06:33] Incomparable.

[06:06:35] Listen, listen, Wuda.

[06:06:39] You were done.

[06:06:40] Men live?

[06:06:41] Listen, listen, listen.

[06:06:42] Men live?

[06:06:43] Women live?

[06:06:45] Numbers don't.

[06:06:46] Am I right?

[06:06:47] Yeah.

[06:06:48] You go.

[06:06:49] You can check the stats.

[06:06:51] So did you get challenger in every lane?

[06:06:54] No?

[06:06:55] I think Tyler is definitely better overall as a player,

[06:06:58] yeah, because he can play every role, which is really good.

[06:07:04] How hard is it to master every lane?

[06:07:10] If you got challenged on one role,

[06:07:11] it's easy to get challenged on other roles.

[06:07:14] It just takes about 1,000 games or less than 1,000 games.

[06:07:19] Oh my gosh, I'm barely slept

[06:07:30] Yo, are you not in game? Hey, no, no, no

[06:07:35] It says you oh

[06:07:37] Hey, let me see. Let me see. My top lender is

[06:07:40] Um

[06:07:42] Keanu top, okay, so this champion is very tricky. Oh, I think she might be smurfing why?

[06:07:51] Cuz that is a smurfing champion

[06:07:55] But we'll let everyone smurfing man, we need to get to gold once we get to gold

[06:07:59] I mean that are actually my rank

[06:08:02] No, it's actually the complete opposite. What do you mean?

[06:08:05] What do you think e-boys do? They boost e-girls in gold, platinum, diamond. Wait till you

[06:08:12] get to emerald. You might quit the game. Why?

[06:08:16] Brother, trust. You might quit the game at emerald. What's wrong with emerald?

[06:08:22] There is an aclick without having to left click. He's gate keeping you.

[06:08:26] There's a way to aclick. I'm not gate keeping. He needs to know the radius of this aclick.

[06:08:34] If he doesn't see the radius of his A-click, he's gonna fuck up.

[06:08:42] Five challenges vs. one taker.

[06:08:46] Okay, go.

[06:08:47] Alright, listen.

[06:08:50] So Keanu has three abilities on her W.

[06:08:55] Yes.

[06:08:56] Okay?

[06:08:57] Pretty much on her Q.

[06:08:59] But basically her W, it basically makes her half.

[06:09:02] You can choose between green, red, or blue.

[06:09:09] If you see green, that means she can go invisible in like a line, OK?

[06:09:17] And it's like a bush.

[06:09:18] She can go invisible, but you can still cure in there.

[06:09:22] If she goes red, it does extra damage.

[06:09:25] If she goes blue, it's an ice.

[06:09:28] Is that all one ability?

[06:09:30] She gets to pick three different abilities in one ability.

[06:09:32] She's basically the avatar, right?

[06:09:36] Now, what I want you to do is, I want you to last thing here with your Qs.

[06:09:43] What you want to see is, is because you can look for trades on her.

[06:09:46] Go ahead.

[06:09:47] You can fight her.

[06:09:52] I want you to really strong on your only level one.

[06:09:53] You could fight her.

[06:09:54] Okay, you Q on both of them.

[06:10:00] walk up to her in Q3. Q3? Good boy. Very good. See he's basically free poke. He just poked

[06:10:12] her for free. Try to get level 2 first as wall. He may just not get it first. That's

[06:10:16] it. That's it. No need to do it more. Up a minion right now. One more minion level 2.

[06:10:22] Get ready. Walk up. Get that minion xp. Get out of the CS. Very good. You can do it.

[06:10:30] good you can walk up to her now and I heard that oh she's losing okay she

[06:10:36] just grabbed green yeah she's those in a straight line and it basically does

[06:10:43] damage she has one invisible yeah she can grab another okay she's green again

[06:10:49] she can throw it again

[06:10:52] fuck me I missed the fuck why don't you ever get cannons

[06:11:03] okay I want you to fast shove this and then reset don't miss the CS do not miss

[06:11:10] CS here. Don't miss CS! Take the CS! Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! E! Nice! I died.

[06:11:19] to be honest to be honest I think she's

[06:11:37] She's snarky too.

[06:11:38] By the way, of course she's really doxing and she just flipped the game.

[06:11:51] She dodged his ability with her E.

[06:11:55] I don't know if she was burger flipping the game there, but she should have died there.

[06:12:00] Freeze, freeze, freeze, freeze.

[06:12:02] Walk towards the bush, the left bush, and you want to stay in that bush to hold the minions.

[06:12:06] It's a lot easier to freeze it like that because the minions, they walk, they walk,

[06:12:12] uh, if they see you, they're just going to keep hitting you, but if you go on the bush

[06:12:15] it stops targeting you.

[06:12:16] That's when you walk left to the bush.

[06:12:18] Oh my god.

[06:12:20] It's okay.

[06:12:21] It's okay.

[06:12:22] You still win.

[06:12:23] You're winning right now.

[06:12:24] Your teammates are winning.

[06:12:25] How about the left side, Muda?

[06:12:26] What did I just say?

[06:12:27] How about the left side, Muda?

[06:12:35] What did I just say?

[06:12:38] You can still freeze if you're next to the bush.

[06:12:43] She can all in you, but she does a lot of burst damage.

[06:12:46] You're a assassin.

[06:12:47] So I want you to short trick her.

[06:12:49] Stay near her turret.

[06:12:51] Holy shit, she got the body damage.

[06:12:55] She doesn't want to get in the scroll.

[06:12:57] See how you rooted? That was her ice. That was her blue.

[06:13:04] I'm just gonna walk up.

[06:13:13] She is not iron.

[06:13:17] This is not iron chat.

[06:13:19] I'm still sick and tired of this game bro, I'm like just tired of this game bro, I don't

[06:13:32] know.

[06:13:33] As a new game, this game is not new friendly at all, you go into it, right?

[06:13:41] It's not.

[06:13:42] There's 500 different characters to learn, then there's a million things to learn about

[06:13:47] the game.

[06:13:48] when they've placed you in iron they're not even higher it's like everything

[06:13:56] that can go wrong goes wrong in this game bro yeah but like that yeah what do

[06:14:02] you learn from this right what is that you might ever get to a side of life I

[06:14:08] won't kill myself this time that's what I learned a lot of that's all we say I'm

[06:14:12] ready for it I'm ready to get married to have a kid right now this game taught me

[06:14:15] immense amount of patience. Why did we unbother? I want to strangle half of my teammates every

[06:14:24] time, but I don't. Okay, and what is that right now? It's just green. It's like the

[06:14:31] teleportation, invisibility, and fucking burst, like the line damage. It's like a yone almost.

[06:14:38] You know, yone's invisible, it damage you in a straight line, right? And it dashes towards you.

[06:14:45] Can I even dodge that fucking ability?

[06:14:49] Well, her Q does not dash towards you, but it throws an ability for her ease of dash.

[06:14:55] Okay?

[06:14:56] So she's smurfing, she's double Q'd.

[06:15:05] What are you against the smurfs?

[06:15:07] Get carried this game.

[06:15:08] Not a lot.

[06:15:09] Okay, this is when you know to drop your ego.

[06:15:12] Just starting to fight.

[06:15:13] Okay, at least you learned something in this game while you're against a smurf.

[06:15:16] Please.

[06:15:17] No, no, no, no, no, stop fighting.

[06:15:21] Stop.

[06:15:22] Stop, goofy.

[06:15:23] Stop.

[06:15:24] I thought I said, you're not poker, though.

[06:15:26] No, you're weak now.

[06:15:27] She's stronger than you.

[06:15:28] Wave to your jungler.

[06:15:29] She's way stronger than you now.

[06:15:31] Okay, I need just a last hit with eight, with eight-click and Qs, okay?

[06:15:36] She can just jump on you once on you, by the way.

[06:15:39] She probably will dive you, but you wave to your jungler.

[06:15:40] Your jungler's coming.

[06:15:41] Get ready when you're jungler.

[06:15:42] Think for help, think for help

[06:15:57] Nice, good job

[06:16:01] Okay, so Chiara

[06:16:05] Bro, I'm pretty sure

[06:16:07] Don't seem to stick to me.

[06:16:09] She's not silver chat. Nobody puts the armor on a seal like that.

[06:16:14] It's alright, it's alright. It's alright. But you never know like now you know what that champion does, right? Yeah

[06:16:20] Not really. I just know her a green one so far.

[06:16:23] Her green one is the one- Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.

[06:16:26] You saw what her red- she had a red. The red one basically does like

[06:16:31] extra damage. Yeah, it does extra damage pretty much.

[06:16:37] Okay.

[06:16:43] Just use her E and then her Q.

[06:16:46] Her E is a dash, but Q is the one that does his build.

[06:16:50] No, no, no, no, Mota, you're 0-3, Yoaz needs to just play back.

[06:16:55] Just be in range of HB and that's it.

[06:16:58] Okay. So she's like fucking boring snoozefest now, but that's the game.

[06:17:02] pretty much like the concept of league is like if you're if you're behind like

[06:17:06] you just try to get as much as possible without being so far behind okay

[06:17:11] nothing is her ultimate basically pushes you and it and it it's like a stay

[06:17:21] away from all just stay away from all I need to stay away from all it's better

[06:17:24] to see yourself but if she puts you towards the wall or any terrain it

[06:17:29] It does a lot of damage.

[06:17:34] What was that one?

[06:17:35] That was her ice, you see the blue. That was another ice.

[06:17:38] Yes, so she can carry one color, and then grab another color instantly, and then there's a cooldown.

[06:17:45] Think about it like that. She has two charges.

[06:17:48] Okay?

[06:17:49] So she can get a green and an ice.

[06:17:51] Okay, so that was her green, now she's gonna get her red.

[06:17:54] You see that?

[06:17:55] Yeah.

[06:17:56] So she just got two charges and now there's a cooldown.

[06:18:00] Oh my god, this game is so shit.

[06:18:06] I mean like, voila, like, ah...

[06:18:08] Okay, it's okay, man. It's okay.

[06:18:10] It's okay.

[06:18:11] Take it to your 10, bro. It's all good.

[06:18:13] Just Smurf League. It's just Smurf League.

[06:18:16] It's Smurf Legends.

[06:18:18] That's what it is.

[06:18:19] I kind of understand why a lot of people hate Smurfs now.

[06:18:21] She's Smurf Legends. She's all it is.

[06:18:23] She's Smurf Legends.

[06:18:25] Like Jailor brought tomorrow for my Valorant's segment, we're gonna go into Iron Mobbies to have fun tomorrow.

[06:18:30] No, but you're not making it any better, right?

[06:18:33] Like smurfing is cringe for sure, right?

[06:18:36] I never smurf for that reason. I hate smurfing.

[06:18:40] It's not even fun.

[06:18:42] It's not even a smurf, you're just anything creative and chuddle on meteor hits your house and just obliterates you in GTA V.

[06:18:49] Like you're actually retarded.

[06:18:55] I

[06:19:08] Now I sit here for AFK like this game is the worst game to ever play bro like ever ever

[06:19:14] Watch your mouth bro. It's one of the best game in the world

[06:19:17] No, this game is just made for fun, made up for fucking the game I don't even know.

[06:19:21] It's really the best game in the world right now.

[06:19:23] It has the highest players in the world.

[06:19:25] Alright.

[06:19:27] Alright.

[06:19:28] Alright, let me see you A-Click at the very least.

[06:19:30] Learn something this game needs.

[06:19:33] A-Click. A-Click.

[06:19:34] Hey! Surprise!

[06:19:37] Hey!

[06:19:39] What the fuck is this thing? Hello?

[06:19:40] Am I muddied?

[06:19:42] There, I'm clicking on access to have it.

[06:19:45] Oh, I said A-click. Learn something. There you go.

[06:19:49] Is that it?

[06:19:54] Oh, that's a shit.

[06:19:57] Like, I don't know. Can I just get this guy banned?

[06:20:02] Like, the moment you go get the smurf, I think it's just like your head just blows up.

[06:20:08] That bitch is still lost, man.

[06:20:10] It's kind of cancel. I'm not gonna lie. Like, yes, he's smurfing. Yes, yes.

[06:20:14] But you can still win, right?

[06:20:16] Aw, fuck the win. I wanna have fun and learn.

[06:20:20] Just like, pause, not...

[06:20:21] But you could learn. You could learn.

[06:20:23] You can still learn what I'm telling you to do,

[06:20:27] but just also to stay away from her.

[06:20:29] That is your best bet.

[06:20:31] I want you to acut... Just only acut, okay?

[06:20:34] Acut minions? You want me to acut minions?

[06:20:36] You fucking dumbass. You want me to acut minions?

[06:20:39] Yes, yes. You want me to practice acutting minions?

[06:20:41] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[06:20:43] Shut up, I need to keep after this game.

[06:20:49] There you go. Boom. You fucked up already.

[06:20:51] You fucked up again. You fucked up again.

[06:20:54] You shit. You fucked up again. You're cheating.

[06:20:58] You fucked up again.

[06:21:02] You're still trying to fight her. You did not learn your lesson, brother.

[06:21:04] You stubborn. You can't poke her, bro. She's legit.

[06:21:08] Press that. She has a whole item on you.

[06:21:11] She's gonna one shot you and she's three levels on you

[06:21:14] Like put two and two together brother

[06:21:17] What do you think he's gonna do just tickle you?

[06:21:20] Straight to the dome you're dead. She can kill you right here by the way

[06:21:24] She can eat that minion get close to you kill you and then are you to the wall?

[06:21:33] They're watching my girlfriend get fucked in real time

[06:21:36] Brother you can't do shit right

[06:21:38] Get the cannon, EW!

[06:21:41] Flash it off.

[06:21:44] I'm sure it sends out red muke, I just obliterate my health, it's like in a second.

[06:21:49] What does a blue thing do?

[06:21:50] Freezes you.

[06:21:52] What does a red thing do?

[06:21:53] Multiplied damage, the green one goes in the middle and hits you in the straight line.

[06:21:57] Okay, good.

[06:21:58] She goes with this girl, such a fucking slut.

[06:22:00] No, but you understand the game now!

[06:22:02] Like, your, like, League of Legends is all about repetitive...

[06:22:06] repetitive playstyle

[06:22:09] okay everything you think John the players they everything that John the

[06:22:14] players do is basically repetitive things that they've seen before okay so

[06:22:19] they know how to play around it she teepee bot it's called pattern recognition

[06:22:25] if pattern recognition everything that I do is not because I'm learning it on the

[06:22:30] spot and I'm just thinking about it I'm like oh they just did this now I can do

[06:22:34] Oh now they just did that? Okay now I do this.

[06:22:36] Slickchast!

[06:22:43] Where's your laner?

[06:22:46] Look at the fucking map, what do you mean you don't know?

[06:22:48] There you go.

[06:22:51] You get that turret plate? No.

[06:22:54] What should you do here now?

[06:22:58] Good boy. There you go. Press B. Where you going?

[06:23:00] Cool, I don't know this. This is an assassin.

[06:23:02] Well you see, you have a ward in the river right?

[06:23:06] You go right near that wall and that's it.

[06:23:13] To be honest, I would have told you to buy a pickaxe but it's all ok.

[06:23:18] Oh my god, this game is gonna shoot myself.

[06:23:22] Let's see what up.

[06:23:26] Like, learning how to get carried is a skill in itself right?

[06:23:29] right? You know that right? This isn't like Valorant where every round is, she's in one of these bushes maybe.

[06:23:37] It's not like Valorant where every round is the same. If you're behind, you're really behind.

[06:23:43] You have to try to get something slushed with your team now. So just by applying pressure,

[06:23:48] you can get something. Where is she bro? You see her now. What's that? What's she have?

[06:23:52] She has like 10 items bro. She has one and a half.

[06:23:55] So I can't even damage her at all.

[06:23:59] You could damage her if you short trade with the Q3, and then back out.

[06:24:03] Now you can E Q3, W and back out.

[06:24:06] And then she's back on the floor, because the Q3 is a knockout,

[06:24:10] so she can't hit you while she's knocked out, correct?

[06:24:12] Yeah.

[06:24:13] She's knocked up, and you just get a short trade.

[06:24:16] Oh my god.

[06:24:18] You just level up your E over your R and level- what?

[06:24:25] Yo, what levels do you get your ultimony?

[06:24:34] Holy- I don't know, I don't know.

[06:24:39] Repeat after me.

[06:24:41] 6, 11, 16.

[06:24:44] 611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,611,6

[06:25:14] 6,11,16.

[06:25:18] 6,11,16.

[06:25:22] 6,11,16.

[06:25:26] 6,11,16.

[06:25:30] 6,11,16.

[06:25:34] Keep going.

[06:25:39] 6,11,16.

[06:26:13] I love those 11 be your second ultimate. I love a 16. You get your third point on the ultimate

[06:26:20] Okay, you just got level 11 and you open your E

[06:26:25] Okay, yeah

[06:26:27] You did it again get retard. I know it didn't say six eleven sixteen

[06:26:35] Eleven sixteen

[06:26:37] 6.11. I'm 16. No, walla stop. No, I'm serious! How did I do that? You just repeated it and you just did it again. How? How?

[06:26:47] 6.11. 16. I'm just emotional right now.

[06:26:51] Hey, keep going. No, no, no, like bro.

[06:26:53] There's a devil out there what owes me.

[06:26:55] You didn't learn your lesson.

[06:27:07] 6-1-15.

[06:27:08] You'll see what I'm doing.

[06:27:14] The team is on winning by the way.

[06:27:18] Eating your carry.

[06:27:19] That's the pinks.

[06:27:20] Very good pinks.

[06:27:21] I'm so glad you did that.

[06:27:22] But that's smart.

[06:27:23] You see, oh!

[06:27:24] Oh!

[06:27:25] No!

[06:27:26] No!

[06:27:27] This is a big breach for a bush out of Mota 1, bitch.

[06:27:34] Kiss.

[06:27:35] KSM

[06:27:37] KSM

[06:27:39] I'm gonna die

[06:27:41] Yeah, I'm gonna die

[06:27:43] I'm gonna die

[06:27:45] You deserve that

[06:27:47] Yeah

[06:27:49] There you go

[06:27:51] Alright

[06:27:53] Someone translate

[06:27:55] No one translate that

[06:27:57] No translate, it's bad word

[06:27:59] KSM

[06:28:05] But I promise you I'm saying I'm not saying much of it.

[06:28:13] Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.

[06:28:18] Oh, go go go beat with your BDS.

[06:28:23] I am.

[06:28:24] You see, I won't point.

[06:28:26] I knew it has been slain.

[06:28:28] Where's your Dorya?

[06:28:31] and enemy has been slain

[06:28:33] where should he go here?

[06:28:35] mid

[06:28:36] double kill

[06:28:37] good

[06:28:38] watch him go mid

[06:28:39] because I don't even go top lane anymore

[06:28:41] I need to get this banana and watch this

[06:28:43] well no not really but

[06:28:45] no one is coming in everybody is not

[06:28:47] can you just change your fucking answer though

[06:28:49] no motherfucker you just have a learning disability

[06:28:52] I said

[06:28:53] 1 1 1 2 2 2

[06:28:56] 3 3 3

[06:28:57] no

[06:28:58] is that not what you said

[06:29:00] That is exactly what I said, but at the same time the reason why I said for you to go mid was because your teammates were bought

[06:29:05] Okay, and you need to go away with me. What do I do? What do I do now? And it's not a dragon

[06:29:10] You think that's a dragon bless you all

[06:29:15] See

[06:29:19] Say what lay not fly say what lay not fly. Yeah, you you have glasses

[06:29:24] Oh, I don't understand. I don't want mechanics to go from like, I don't want mechanics to go from like, Challenger one day to like, Iron.

[06:29:31] WALLA! You never had Challenger mechanics!

[06:29:35] You've never had Challenger mechanics!

[06:29:37] Diamond, Diamond mechanics.

[06:29:39] No! You never had Diamond mechanics!

[06:29:43] Don't even lie to some bullshit like that, the fuck are you saying?

[06:29:47] You did not have Diamond or Challenger, stop that.

[06:29:50] You have at best applying the mechanics, gold mechanics, and you're playing the best, at best.

[06:30:00] So everything that you're doing mechanically, a plant player can do on the same champions.

[06:30:08] The plant is very generous, he'll be having some of his days though, I'm not a lot.

[06:30:14] Right now I think he's on his period.

[06:30:20] He's looking mid again? Yeah, I know, he's back to his roots.

[06:30:24] Back to his roots.

[06:30:26] Big M.

[06:30:28] What?

[06:30:30] Big M. Okay, now you need to go bot lane here.

[06:30:32] Like, you're bot lane?

[06:30:34] You're bot lane to stay mid.

[06:30:36] So, the way you play the map now,

[06:30:38] so you took your turret top, okay?

[06:30:40] You're a top laner, you're not a mid laner as well.

[06:31:13] But if you had good mechanics you flash that

[06:31:17] Flash it on the way or flash Q auto

[06:31:20] You can flash his ultimate or if you eat a lot earlier you can like space him out. Oh

[06:31:26] My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my mind

[06:31:36] Like one last yeah, I don't know man

[06:31:40] What I thought the game was easy

[06:31:43] I don't know, these games are crazy, bro. These games are really weird.

[06:31:47] Got TP! OK, no, no, no, no! Same bridge, same bridge!

[06:31:51] TP, TP, TP, TP!

[06:31:52] Look at the flame! Look at the flame!

[06:31:53] Press B, at the minimum, at the minimum!

[06:31:55] Press B and a minion!

[06:31:56] Press Minions, a minion, it's a minion! It's a minion! Press B.

[06:31:59] Look at your teleporter, he's a teleporter.

[06:32:02] Heeeeee!

[06:32:03] Can you teleport to a minion?

[06:32:05] Yeah, you can teleport to a minion, award, a turret.

[06:32:11] Anything that's on the floor.

[06:32:11] I spawned it out of an Athens garden.

[06:32:13] You walk into a turret, bless your heart.

[06:32:26] So right now, this is just dumb ARAM, but I thought it was going to be a teamfight, that's why I said TP.

[06:32:31] So because there's no teamfighting right now, where should you go?

[06:32:36] Look, look, look, look, they're fighting! Okay, now what should you do?

[06:32:39] Bottom.

[06:32:40] Good one.

[06:32:41] And then drag after.

[06:32:42] very good why because I need to apply side pressure and my guy's mid very good

[06:32:49] good mood on good this is called made this is called like mid game macro

[06:33:03] keep pushing until you get perfect to drag get one more wave get one more wave

[06:33:08] here get one more way so the wave is pushed in okay you're still not a

[06:33:17] good yellow guy I'm so the music you look yeah but you can a click I saw you

[06:33:23] auto-attack one you're not a cookie somebody's in that bush drop the word

[06:33:28] in that bush to the right try bush yeah you can fight them I want to see you

[06:33:34] go flight go flight go flight flight flight flight all around all around

[06:33:38] you're better off all the rest of the can't see you

[06:33:41] I don't know you're making a mess oh oh strong match on man

[06:33:48] element two said trash

[06:33:51] oh my god

[06:33:54] I see

[06:33:57] one more

[06:33:59] one more

[06:34:01] one more

[06:34:03] Oh my gosh lost again. Oh my gosh lost again.

[06:34:12] Alright they're gonna take Baron now right? Yeah look at them.

[06:34:15] I'll make another way down to Baron. Uh, first side real quick.

[06:34:19] What do you see? We have all four dragons.

[06:34:25] They have all four dragons. Yeah this one's probably GG's I'm not going to lie to be.

[06:34:30] They have all four joggers and they'll take Baron in 3.2 seconds.

[06:34:35] Pretty much, yeah!

[06:34:36] So they got Kentex soul.

[06:34:39] And that's one of the strongest souls.

[06:34:44] We have over what it says. What does that say?

[06:34:45] Well, I'll blow up 50%.

[06:34:47] Oh my god.

[06:34:48] Machines.

[06:34:50] Really strong.

[06:34:52] Now I'm stalling my first item by the way.

[06:34:53] I don't want to die this well.

[06:34:57] To be honest, oh, you're against a Keyanna smurf.

[06:34:59] So I don't I'm not I'm not playing this

[06:35:02] This is not really your fault so

[06:35:06] In this game that has no

[06:35:10] Brother I told you like you can be

[06:35:13] That has no

[06:35:16] Like no

[06:35:19] Yeah, this this champions where it's like it's good all all around

[06:35:24] Yes, yes

[06:35:26] I've been telling you to learn the game which is start off easy. No, no fuck that

[06:35:34] Here I mean I told that to start start Annie. He says no, I feel like I'm gaming

[06:35:42] Like I feel like I'm in a chair and a motel and like there's like Leroy Jenkins just fucking my girlfriend

[06:35:48] No, no, no, no, no, no

[06:35:51] But oh

[06:35:54] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what a guy you do you do you do him do him do the run

[06:36:02] You know keep doing pop your pot. I'll be a W. W. W

[06:36:12] But if you can click forward most of W backwards

[06:36:16] You're clicking towards it. You see that you see all I say with your a click and your right click

[06:36:21] you're not close in the distance with that you know

[06:36:28] it was a nice try though, I respect it

[06:36:31] Destin do come this game is so ass play valorant

[06:36:36] Destin do come

[06:36:39] Destin do come

[06:36:43] fucking retard

[06:36:44] the fuck out of my channel

[06:36:45] that's a rule i'll take one week off

[06:36:51] Yeah, that's how I permanent on for that

[06:36:53] I permanent for that if anybody tell me to get off something or tell me this

[06:36:58] Something

[06:37:12] The game you got smurfed off so I'm good

[06:37:14] That's all that I'm about to achieve.

[06:37:19] It's all good, GGs, bro. All good.

[06:37:21] Let me see the Qiyana's rank real quick. Let me see real quick.

[06:37:27] Wait, let me see your IGN. What's the IGN?

[06:37:29] IGN is Qiyana's feet.

[06:37:32] Yeah.

[06:37:33] Qiyana feet, one chicken Qiyana. Probably a significant count, no?

[06:37:36] Wait, what's the IGN? Qiyana feet.

[06:37:39] Hashtag what? Can you hop over it?

[06:37:41] profile. How do I do that? The triple dots and then go to her profile. Hashtag Kafka.

[06:37:50] Oh, Keanu OTP. What does that mean? Well, she OTPs the champion. So she's playing the champion

[06:38:01] about at least 411 times. So she knows them to cancel the champion. I'm surprised she's stuck in

[06:38:09] 0. So how do we know it's not like a smurf account? That is true. I mean they get out of bronze like

[06:38:17] I usually think a main account would be called Kiana Feet that just mains Kiana.

[06:38:25] Like check how many times she played other characters on that account.

[06:38:28] She's barely played any of the champion. Okay so then that means that she's a smurf account

[06:38:32] that's been won drinking Kiana and then when Kiana gets taken or banned that she just plays

[06:38:35] Well, not really. I just think she's, they'll be, they'll be your smurf account probably.

[06:38:40] Why did, why did she play Smurf's previous seasons?

[06:38:44] It's just smurf, smurf, smurf.

[06:38:47] Played Echo in the previous seasons.

[06:38:50] It's just smurf, smurf, smurfing scheme, I love it.

[06:38:53] No, no, no, chat. The thing is she played Echo first and then started playing Keanu, now OTP Keanu.

[06:38:59] She's silver. She's silver, but I think she's like a gold player. She's playing like a

[06:39:08] gold player. She will definitely get gold. She will definitely get gold, for sure.

[06:39:13] If you're in character, I should learn that's better than Yone. Yone.

[06:39:16] Brother, there's a bunch of characters better than Yone, but it's up to you. You're a bit

[06:39:20] stubborn.

[06:39:21] Okay, I'll let a character better than Yone that has aura. I want an aura character, an

[06:39:26] Or a character that can 1v5 if you're good enough with them

[06:39:31] That's better than yone because yone and that someone like pros play and challenges play

[06:39:38] Silas I play it

[06:39:40] But Silas is the only character I can't play because you have to know what everyone else's alt does

[06:39:46] So well you ask what challenges play every every calendar pro player. They pick Silas

[06:39:52] The thing is I just don't know I can't pick his alt bro

[06:39:56] Well learn

[06:39:59] It's up to every every challenger pro plays Silas

[06:40:03] You see the Silas Akali

[06:40:07] Zed

[06:40:09] Azir

[06:40:11] Soldier one

[06:40:13] Ari Ari's not like hide hide the stash room. You might not like him

[06:40:20] Mages no way he's gonna play a mage

[06:40:22] I mean it's free LP, I don't care about rank bro, I want to be like so skillful, I don't

[06:40:34] care about rank.

[06:40:35] So you want to be just like me, you want to be respected challenger.

[06:40:38] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[06:40:40] I see, just like me, I don't respect people getting challenger on easy champions and

[06:40:45] easy roles, it's not really, it's not that hard, there's no skills behind that, like

[06:40:49] If they pick a mage, there's no skills.

[06:40:51] There's no street creds.

[06:40:53] Like if somebody climbs when he mages bot, no street creds.

[06:40:55] The thing is, I don't like Aurelia.

[06:40:57] And Aurelia has a very minion-based champ,

[06:41:00] and I don't like that.

[06:41:01] It's just very like dash, I'm minion, dash, I'm minion.

[06:41:04] I don't fuck with that.

[06:41:04] I don't like that.

[06:41:06] What do you mean?

[06:41:07] She's very flashy.

[06:41:07] She's nice.

[06:41:08] Yeah, but I'd better just pick a colleague on that.

[06:41:11] I don't really like that.

[06:41:13] Ooh, do you want to play Riven?

[06:41:16] over and would make his head explode

[06:41:20] and he's anything wrong with your name

[06:41:23] though like you don't even like i mean

[06:41:25] you're playing something that's a card for the game

[06:41:29] you say you like to check this is just into the chapter don't

[06:41:32] don't just keep swapping champions

[06:41:34] but you need to see if you learn him in lower ranks you will climb

[06:41:38] look at these clips from teddy pro player

[06:41:41] but what's happening

[06:41:43] but i don't know i came to check

[06:41:45] what what what it is what was the name

[06:41:47] i don't know i don't know

[06:41:48] i thought i just broke the monitor

[06:41:49] i broke my monitor earlier today so i came to see the seats

[06:41:55] how the hell you break your monitor what?

[06:41:57] bro i don't know i broke it bro it's fucking terrible

[06:42:00] do you want to see what i'm looking at right now?

[06:42:03] i can actually came to show you

[06:42:10] Ezreal Teddy

[06:42:11] he cannot play Ezreal what the fuck are we saying?

[06:42:14] I'm not playing characters that's fucking name as close to fucking Israel bro, I'm under that.

[06:42:20] You know what I'm talking about? That champ is one of the hardest champs playing the game.

[06:42:23] Israel?

[06:42:24] Yeah.

[06:42:27] I swear to god.

[06:42:29] He's literally one of the hardest champs playing the game.

[06:42:31] I don't like Caterina at all.

[06:42:34] What does not like it?

[06:42:36] A Calvi was cool. I like the Calvi.

[06:42:38] Mota is too fucking picky.

[06:42:40] picky he doesn't like any any girl characters that's like boring doesn't

[06:42:45] like mages he wants something that's flashy but doesn't want something too

[06:42:50] fucking hard and flashy like I really know um who's better boy yes well or

[06:42:57] yon well there's different different situations what do you mean what does

[06:43:04] that mean like what do you mean by who's better in what way I don't know like

[06:43:08] Who is less countable?

[06:43:13] I mean, oh, what I rather have on my team.

[06:43:17] Yeah, I'll leave a Yone.

[06:43:18] OK.

[06:43:21] Yasuo is too hard.

[06:43:27] Are you training your top lane?

[06:43:28] Train your jungle, train your jungle, cancel, train your jungle.

[06:43:31] Because I already did.

[06:43:33] Train your enemy, you're bottom, you're bottom, you're bottom,

[06:43:35] you're bottom, you're bottom.

[06:43:37] probably got Q-Site but one of our viewers then how do you know why is he

[06:43:40] playing I don't know why you have a dream on your team

[06:43:44] oh now you got Q-Site why why why it took me on it

[06:43:59] game is so not fun to play bro Fizz the fish in lower ranks you can probably go

[06:44:05] 20 to 0 every game if you stack correctly.

[06:44:08] So like it's just, I think I need to retire this game in my streaming catalog until I'm

[06:44:13] like, I need to play off stream bro until I'm like gold plat and I understand the game

[06:44:18] a little bit bro where I'm not a complete newbie bot and then start streaming the game

[06:44:23] again.

[06:44:24] It's just so, it's just so boring to play on stream.

[06:44:27] I think it's like, you probably aren't getting signed but there are odds are you might be

[06:44:32] game site because it is iron so you're playing in chat silo the moment you get

[06:44:37] to masters when you play with less snipers but let me tell you this bro if

[06:44:44] you think this is bad you're gonna mental boom at emerald you might quit at

[06:44:50] that right

[06:44:53] Why would I put an emerald on it, what's that emerald?

[06:44:58] A lot of people get stuck there.

[06:45:02] Imagine, so there's certain ranks where it's quicksand, where you're left with thugs.

[06:45:11] Like they personally will hold you back.

[06:45:14] They're gatekeepers.

[06:45:16] It's that elo?

[06:45:17] Yeah.

[06:45:18] Emerald, and then what's, emerald is like the teaser of masters.

[06:45:21] Ruins. Ruins, ruins, ruins! Bob. Ruins beach.

[06:45:25] Right right right all the way to right. All the way to the right!

[06:45:29] Yep. Good.

[06:45:32] Let me get some water... Aisha, I can't even drink a little water.

[06:45:35] You could, you could. Go go run, run, run, run. I need a fill up of a fucking three litre water bottle.

[06:45:40] Oh never mind, we gotta bottle it.

[06:45:41] I'll be right back, let me sure fill up some water.

[06:45:44] Yeah, you gotta, yeah! FK bungee-quick, thirty seconds!

[06:45:49] Uh, if they be make-

[06:45:51] They're going to remake, I can't really tell.

[06:45:53] Ah, I can't really tell, they're going to remake.

[06:45:58] Got the D&D Ace type?

[06:46:04] I buy his Moobish PC.

[06:46:10] Who doesn't have the main character syndrome in God Complex?

[06:46:13] I know.

[06:46:15] If he really wanted to climb, he is asking him to play fucking Annie, Malzahar, and shut your ass up.

[06:46:22] But Muda does not want that. Which I respect, because I'm the same way.

[06:46:29] I'm the same way.

[06:46:33] I remember when I first started playing League, I used to play Nasus, Darius.

[06:46:38] I was a Darius OTP, I remember.

[06:46:43] It was very easy to play.

[06:46:46] I used to have all the Darius skins.

[06:46:48] Like I banned.

[06:46:50] Yo, big ass!

[06:46:51] Move move move move, get your item.

[06:46:53] Not like that, not like D-Ring.

[06:46:54] Yep yep yep, cool.

[06:47:03] Alhamdulillah, Phylus.

[06:47:05] I don't know how to do that.

[06:47:07] Just wasted a TP.

[06:47:09] Yo, yo, take your lane.

[06:47:10] Are you eating again, you fat fuck?

[06:47:12] How they ever be eating?

[06:47:14] I can hear you eating!

[06:47:16] You are getting spurred off!

[06:47:19] Say voila!

[06:47:22] Absolutely!

[06:47:26] Say voila!

[06:47:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[06:47:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[06:47:41] Okay, alright.

[06:47:42] Now it's on time to go.

[06:47:43] Voila.

[06:47:44] All dead.

[06:47:45] Voila all dead.

[06:47:46] Voila all dead.

[06:47:47] We were heroes before we took them down.

[06:47:50] I'm sorry.

[06:47:51] These people are not ironed.

[06:47:52] Silence.

[06:47:53] If you're watching the stream, just drop in a moat right now.

[06:47:58] I'm over the sides.

[06:47:59] I'm over over there.

[06:48:00] Silence, if you're watching the stream, drop in a moat, please.

[06:48:07] Okay, what should he do here?

[06:48:21] Look for short trades.

[06:48:22] Look for short trades.

[06:48:23] But you're a bit low.

[06:48:24] Pop your pot now.

[06:48:25] Okay, Trot.

[06:48:26] If he's contesting one of these minions, Q.

[06:48:30] Yep, very good.

[06:48:31] Very good.

[06:48:32] Shampoo is E2.

[06:48:33] Trader, Trader.

[06:48:34] Trader Trader, you have W, you have W too.

[06:48:38] You get moosey with your W.

[06:48:43] Flash! Nice!

[06:48:45] You could trade with him, Muta, don't be too scared.

[06:48:48] It's like he's all in you, but you're not trading back.

[06:48:51] You're right.

[06:48:52] I'd set up an old mentality in a minute, bro.

[06:48:54] It's okay, don't be scared to trade back.

[06:48:57] So E is his first dash.

[06:49:00] His second part of his E is when he throws chains.

[06:49:03] Oh

[06:49:08] I guess an iron other than that

[06:49:18] Flash E nice

[06:49:28] We just say that could be you can do that. Oh these people are not

[06:49:33] I swear these people are not ironed, on my life they're not ironed.

[06:49:43] Iron isn't as terrible as y'all think it is, but the iron players that just had disabilities,

[06:49:47] they literally made it for people with disabilities.

[06:49:49] They telling me some of these terrible things are going to move like that on Silas and pick

[06:49:53] Silas?

[06:49:54] No.

[06:49:55] I never take on the eye, I'm getting good at it.

[06:50:04] I should smurf smurf smurf.

[06:50:06] Can you aware of your surroundings?

[06:50:08] His MMR is not ironed.

[06:50:10] Yes it is!

[06:50:12] But I'm not like, there's a lot of smurfs with that, a lot more than I expected.

[06:50:15] Yo, E. Yeah, yeah.

[06:50:16] Take it, take it, E.

[06:50:17] Take it, E auto-cube.

[06:50:19] Back out, you know?

[06:50:21] Pied him out.

[06:50:22] That's it, that's it.

[06:50:23] That's it, that's it, that's it.

[06:50:24] Very good. It's E auto Q auto

[06:50:40] No, so this does what I know. Yeah, I know everything about time except it's like a smurf's favorite fucking thing, bro

[06:50:49] It's very fun to play it. I recommend you if you want to play it. He's very flashy. I just don't know it's all

[06:50:54] his ultimate it basically steals the enemy ultimate so I know I know I know I

[06:50:59] just don't know how to use all because I don't know everybody's ability right but

[06:51:04] you learn that over time so you can basically steal everybody's ultimate in

[06:51:07] the game it's really OP

[06:51:11] what's like the good enough you don't know it

[06:51:15] you eventually learn it bro my assistant to you I kid you not if you want to learn

[06:51:19] what every champion does. Play ARAMs. Oh that was good. Play ARAMs. Okay, so, so, silence.

[06:51:28] What? Why would you take that, oh no.

[06:51:38] Whoa, it was, it was on nothing. It was on nothing. But why would you ever click it?

[06:51:43] I don't know, but it was on nothing. How was, how did it- It was,

[06:51:49] But we didn't put yo ass on mouth off, yo ass is disabled off of yoni.

[06:51:59] Report ADC report mid, oh yo ass is getting reported.

[06:52:02] Yeah, what do you support say, you can say you're going to report yo ass, you want to

[06:52:08] take that?

[06:52:09] I don't see bro, if I see something right now, I'll blow my blood, I'm a good man.

[06:52:12] Come on, let me go, I'll be the first.

[06:52:17] See what the mid lane and dust did what you just won't you won't top and kill your top laner

[06:52:23] You forgot to buy items well

[06:52:25] Well, I'm all I'm it's gone, bro

[06:52:27] Like once I know it gets a smurf watch on him on playing more I know I can't tell but like why why?

[06:52:32] I hate you so point. I'm gonna just burst it so there's a higher rate

[06:52:36] Yeah, but you can still win

[06:52:39] You can learn from it. Okay. What could you like the thing is against the smurf like they make mistakes, too

[06:52:44] It's just I just again I just lose my motivation to play

[06:52:51] It's unfair, but you aren't gonna learn something playing against it because eventually you're gonna be playing against them no

[06:53:00] Thing is he probably not even serving though, but I maybe think he is but

[06:53:08] We press that murder

[06:53:14] So I even take that.

[06:53:16] Yeah, you man, try to run.

[06:53:22] Oh, the R to turn.

[06:53:24] Careful, careful.

[06:53:28] Okay, so, what does his Q do?

[06:53:32] What does his Q do? It's the chains.

[06:53:35] The chains that go on the floor.

[06:53:37] And it explodes. That's his Q.

[06:53:39] His W, it punches you and it heals him.

[06:53:42] Okay, and it's like a dash his e

[06:53:46] No, you can't even though he's that low

[06:53:50] No, you can't I mean you could if you run your e and you tune your auto-attack with the night. Yes, you could

[06:53:56] If you run your e

[06:54:01] What is just W you didn't W shit

[06:54:06] Wait now take it

[06:54:12] Say what you had that you cancel not all you actually had that by the way

[06:54:20] Oh, should I just it said judge turn auto attack on try to cancel an auto

[06:54:24] You just didn't or walk over your passive as well

[06:54:30] You know work on the mechanics further

[06:54:36] Also

[06:54:38] The children just spamming just to report you the whole game

[06:54:56] So you think you have time in the case again, I would say like honestly brawl like high diamond

[06:55:08] That's E2, you see? Now take it, take it, take it, take it. So you can win the trade if he uses E.

[06:55:17] The moment you see his E's, chains go off, that's when you can win the trade.

[06:55:21] So you can see, if he's in this chain now, you can see whatever he wants.

[06:55:24] No, no, no, no, that was ultimate. He just grabbed Chugac's ultimate.

[06:55:27] Chugac's ultimate is basically like a, a, a, a, a, na, na, na, na, na, na. It eats them.

[06:55:32] It does a lot of damage. It does 400 damage. It really just eats you.

[06:55:37] It's a pointy click, you can't dodge his ultimate.

[06:55:41] So I tell it, he has an ultimate now?

[06:55:44] He bites you, yes.

[06:55:45] It's ultimate bites you.

[06:55:46] So how old is this guy right now?

[06:55:49] Pretty strong 1v1s.

[06:55:56] See your E's on your W, cause you can E your W.

[06:55:59] Look at her tinder, she's got A in.

[06:56:03] What is happening?

[06:56:04] The trog is strong, he's taking waves by the way.

[06:56:14] This is good, though.

[06:56:21] Anyone, anyone got abs? Anyone got abs?

[06:56:24] Wow, wait, actually, what is this?

[06:56:28] You didn't play that bad by the way. That was not bad.

[06:56:31] So you imagine you waited till your level 16 you did all that

[06:56:36] No, no six level six

[06:56:40] Yes, why doesn't you?

[06:56:47] I try his character what silence. Yeah, no

[06:56:55] Your brain would hurt even more I think you need to stick to Yone stick to one champion

[06:57:01] No, no, no, Chahi, bro, new players, you just become one trick and that's it.

[06:57:10] You shouldn't play other champions, just pick the one champion and that's it.

[06:57:17] You legit feeding your delusion with this Smurf shit?

[06:57:21] I'm not.

[06:57:22] No, no, no, it's not.

[06:57:23] It's not.

[06:57:24] It's not.

[06:57:25] well iron should be a you know you know one to four or like three to two or two to three

[06:57:33] seven to five game four oh seven oh are you fucking retarded are you retarded just ask

[06:57:38] yourself that are you retarded you okay in the fucking head I just wonder so silver's

[06:57:43] playing silence let's be right here silver's iron yeah I wonder when do

[06:57:49] Iron's build medjays like I'm getting what everyone's rank doesn't iron you stop possible

[06:57:55] bro

[06:57:57] The way I see it I don't know iron maybe I might be ignorant about it, but I level iron with like a demon

[06:58:07] You know I mean

[06:58:09] If I see the way could be plays and I'm seeing this guy full-on combo

[06:58:14] Mura and playing Silas and gets my guys. I don't think that's

[06:58:19] Silver aren't that bad anymore.

[06:58:22] That's so.

[06:58:24] I bet I'd have to send my entire fucking like bolt.

[06:58:27] I'm gonna buy an Israeli Mistletoe just to stop that guy.

[06:58:30] Muda is ass on a Kali.

[06:58:35] He's literally just pressing spells that's not that deep bro.

[06:58:44] This is a silver MMR game.

[06:58:46] What am I saying this silver? I don't know brother. This is your elo

[06:58:53] Yeah, well the guy going ten dollars in this work, bro. Yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, that's ten dollars in this work, bro

[06:58:59] It's not it's not it's not it's not it's not

[06:59:03] No, they need to go back to Roblox and see us games

[06:59:07] Bro, it's not it's not man

[06:59:09] You know what I want to do over 10 of us a job. What do you clock in a 7-11 or more?

[06:59:13] Have an amazing day, bro

[06:59:15] Somebody said wallah he is in the smurf that's what somebody you said he left on that. It's all good

[06:59:20] It's all good. No, I would say he has to fucking give up ten of them is there was enough money for ten of them

[06:59:26] It's just a fast

[06:59:37] We're gonna need to hump more Pringle cans

[06:59:41] What it makes every opponent look like a challenger?

[06:59:45] Shit, what are they cooking you bro?

[06:59:56] I agree with you. I don't think it's fair. At least to try to understand what their champion does, you know?

[07:00:05] You kill them? You kill them? You back in the game?

[07:00:11] Why do you silver players play like this? I don't know how good silver players are. You know what I mean?

[07:00:20] I feel like Akali has a way better-

[07:00:22] MOTHERFUCKING NO YOU'RE NOT!

[07:00:24] YOU'RE GONNA STICK TO ONE CHAMPIONS!

[07:00:26] JUST STICK TO YONAN THAT'S IT!

[07:00:28] But bro, what? I feel like Akali has less, um, like-

[07:00:30] You're Akali's worst. I swear you're Akali's worst.

[07:00:32] Yeah, but bro, it's because I put so many hours on Yoni.

[07:00:34] You're Akali's worst.

[07:00:50] He's the one trick you only enough to you're gonna stick to you only enough to you know, right?

[07:00:57] You know the whole I know and a copy brah like a colleague. I genuinely

[07:01:02] Yes, but like the nice breather. Yes, sure, but only play a colleague when you when it's when you only not available

[07:01:12] So right here you're easy supposed to go mid

[07:01:14] By the way, he hates his trolling, so he's supposed to ping him away, ping away.

[07:01:19] Jaden?

[07:01:24] Control left with him.

[07:01:27] Fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him, fight him!

[07:01:30] See, that is onion, chat!

[07:01:32] That is onion!

[07:01:34] That's like the yawster just did!

[07:01:39] That's not me.

[07:01:40] Oh, that was so bad, but I mean I just got hungry, but yeah, I see the difference, bro,

[07:01:47] the skill level right there.

[07:01:49] You see the skill level right there, though?

[07:01:54] The Yone and the Yasuo almost died if I just didn't, you know?

[07:01:59] That was on me.

[07:02:04] The game has been off for 15 years and the mechanics of everyone is going to rise over time.

[07:02:08] That's what you're not understanding.

[07:02:09] I agree, but I still don't think that's what iron is

[07:02:13] You know what I'm saying?

[07:02:22] His- I don't know what is iron, what are we saying?

[07:02:24] Yo yo yo yo yo, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fighting two people

[07:02:28] What do you mean?

[07:02:29] Okay, alright man, I'm not bad boys

[07:02:31] I'm bad, yo uh, you wanna fight or not?

[07:02:34] Yeah

[07:02:36] Just stop

[07:02:37] Oh, you're not gonna learn, but I'm gonna use this game to teach you.

[07:02:41] Okay, chat, the moment of truth.

[07:02:44] Thank you.

[07:02:46] Sorry, he said sorry.

[07:02:47] He said sorry, bro.

[07:02:48] He didn't say sorry.

[07:02:55] Okay, literally he said sorry, bro.

[07:02:57] What's his name?

[07:02:59] Well, why do you even say-

[07:03:00] What's the point of saying what's his name, though?

[07:03:01] Because can't they just be on a set of account?

[07:03:02] So I can look it up.

[07:03:03] Yeah, but nine times I thought that he's not gonna be on a set of account.

[07:03:07] Unboner, Unibomber.

[07:03:11] What, he wasn't even a Smurf.

[07:03:15] Unibomber hashtag NA1.

[07:03:17] What, how do we know this?

[07:03:20] Yeah, how do we know this isn't like a friend account though?

[07:03:23] Or like a, it's just a question though.

[07:03:27] What, he was, wait, what was his flash on?

[07:03:33] His flash was on D.

[07:03:35] What up? He wasn't even smurfed. Oh my god. He just dicked you down.

[07:03:43] So what's his main? Like what's his rank?

[07:03:48] Bronze Silver.

[07:03:49] He's Bronze Silver.

[07:03:51] And he's been Bronze since season 6.

[07:03:54] He's been Bronze since season 6.

[07:03:57] Yeah, he's been Bronze.

[07:03:59] How do we know? When's the last time he went Silas? And did that by the way. Check his head things.

[07:04:04] The last time he went Silas and dropped the bomb like that you need to look to support. It's probably a couch sharing

[07:04:10] Two days ago he went on Silas

[07:04:13] He went five five and thirteen and then six days ago. He went eight two and five and then fourteen is six and seven

[07:04:20] Yeah

[07:04:25] The thing is he bane Silas right yeah, he's been playing for over ten years

[07:04:29] So he knows the combo so he's been playing for 10 years and he's silver bronze

[07:04:34] Correct, so you're playing at somebody who's played the same champion for 10 years

[07:04:40] So to me I thought he was I thought it was like gold plot

[07:04:45] But shit

[07:04:48] Ten years and you're still right

[07:04:51] Wahyat Allah if you've been playing League of Legends for

[07:04:56] three years or longer

[07:04:59] And you're not at least diamond.

[07:05:04] You were a waste of fucking, you were a waste of, of sperm.

[07:05:08] You were a waste of sperm.

[07:05:09] But, but, but began, began, began, began.

[07:05:11] You lost to somebody who's 10 years bronze.

[07:05:15] Yes, yes. How many hours do I have on this game?

[07:05:18] You probably have about 150.

[07:05:20] Yes.

[07:05:24] So, that's still a lot.

[07:05:26] What do you mean? That's still a lot.

[07:05:28] guys 10 years

[07:05:30] true true true

[07:05:32] ten years on 150 on one week or one month

[07:05:35] ten years on one week

[07:05:36] sorry one month

[07:05:41] to be honest though

[07:05:42] like should i get caught last

[07:05:44] i don't know

[07:05:45] i don't know, fuck it

[07:05:47] i mean you should

[07:05:48] because you see your mid lane matchup you should, yeah

[07:05:50] okay so now you see the enemy team that picked mid lane first

[07:05:54] you could swap

[07:05:56] Yeah, he swapped. Pick for it. There you go. Yeah.

[07:05:59] But pick a Yone. Yone had a Kali.

[07:06:02] Yone only.

[07:06:07] Ruins. Make sure your ruins are good. Make sure your ruins.

[07:06:10] I got that. Press the little page.

[07:06:12] Yeah, but is it the right? Did you edit it? Let me see it.

[07:06:15] Okay, good. All right.

[07:06:16] That gets Ari. I'm gonna play against Ari. Hover the champion now.

[07:06:19] Go, go, go. Hover, hover.

[07:06:22] Okay. That's her Q. She throws a ball and it comes back.

[07:06:26] So then it comes back.

[07:06:27] That's her W.

[07:06:27] And then she has like a Diana fucking enemy ability.

[07:06:30] Her E is a charm that makes you run towards her

[07:06:32] and you can't do nothing.

[07:06:33] Her ultimate is a dash three times.

[07:06:36] And every single kill it gets,

[07:06:37] it gets an extra dash.

[07:06:43] She's a fox girl.

[07:06:44] She charms you.

[07:06:46] Who comes up with these characters?

[07:06:47] Can I take a piss?

[07:06:48] I already locked in, right?

[07:06:50] Yay, you need to be fast, go.

[07:06:56] chat I'm gonna do a prediction win or lose starting prediction win lose 30

[07:07:06] seconds

[07:07:15] pretty arty the smurf yeah I'm not a lot I'm not a lot I'm surprised

[07:07:23] shit even surprised me I thought that motherfucker was moving like he was gold

[07:07:27] plot since one dude since one dude brought for a move like that I guess

[07:07:32] really over time the people the people that changed see the thing is I never

[07:07:35] I never smirks so I wouldn't know I'm always playing in challenges I don't

[07:07:39] know. At most I play Mosin and Diamond Masters.

[07:07:44] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[07:07:55] Minions has spawned.

[07:07:57] It's hard to predict low elo. It really is.

[07:08:01] But then again, there is a lot of smurfs in low elo.

[07:08:05] I'm not anyone below masters is there because of their mental. Oh shut up

[07:08:13] Don't even say cuz it's a mental with your goofy add on on up. What are you gonna? Okay? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, moota

[07:08:21] What are they gonna remake? They're gonna remake. They're gonna remake move

[07:08:26] Mova fucking

[07:08:35] Let's run.

[07:08:42] He's so lucky they didn't remake.

[07:08:44] Oh my god, your teammates are actually very nice.

[07:08:48] One line, instantly press remake by the late.

[07:08:52] Can you wash your hands?

[07:08:54] Fuck no, I didn't flush your toilet.

[07:09:02] I mean you leveled too, you lost so many and so it's okay.

[07:09:04] All right, you know what she does right? All right, so you win if you win you win short race

[07:09:11] But the thing is she's gonna charm you to run out

[07:09:15] You gotta dodge the cube going backwards. Okay, how do I dodge that?

[07:09:20] That you have to move to the side

[07:09:24] So you see that the cute one backwards is true then yeah, that does way more damage than the going forward

[07:09:29] Okay, you have to try to dodge it. All right her W is a three ball that might be around up

[07:09:37] And it's a closer target. That was her charm. You see that work that pink shit. Yeah

[07:09:43] That's it makes you see see you use walk towards her it makes you walk towards her you have to dodge it

[07:09:49] The counter to RV is standing behind minions, but the Q goes through minions. Okay?

[07:09:55] Okay

[07:09:56] So look for Q3 EQ three behind the minions, okay?

[07:09:59] Not hit by the queue. Yeah, but not going backwards not going back. You think I had my go back you did you three by the way?

[07:10:06] Let's go. No, you two three

[07:10:09] Oh, I said that you back fast. You did it too slow

[07:10:14] I've always called me. What's up? Yo, it's alive. What's good, bro? Oh?

[07:10:19] Yeah, I'm live I

[07:10:24] Should be done bro, but I'm trying to fucking know I don't even know bro

[07:10:29] Oh, it's coming?

[07:10:34] Oh, it's not, it's like they're off probably.

[07:10:38] Yalla, I love you, Leaping.

[07:10:43] You're getting off this game, you're getting off.

[07:10:45] Like, when I'm tilted, Hamza, I can't see in front of me anymore.

[07:10:52] I can't see in front of me anymore. Like, I don't know.

[07:10:55] What did you say? Sorry, I got it, I got it.

[07:10:57] I can no longer like see and do yeah, but the R is not smurfing

[07:11:03] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[07:11:26] It's not bad, right? That little pole?

[07:11:28] Yes, but he needs one of the Q3.

[07:11:30] I do.

[07:11:31] What the fuck are you doing you give me auto you give me a fucking epilepsy

[07:11:42] Okay, that's the way it comes to you you wanted to be in it. Oh, I respect that by the way

[07:11:48] You see I respect we just did you almost try to go over the wall try to get it

[07:11:51] I was like I did not work. Why didn't it work as you were not closer to the wall?

[07:12:01] Let her come towards you and then you can look for a fight she's almost 6-9 you can't

[07:12:14] She has ultimates, you guys can't fight her, you literally just can't fight her.

[07:12:25] Damn bro, I'm missing my Q's a lot lately, I don't know why bro, I don't get it.

[07:12:29] I'm doing it on purpose.

[07:12:33] Look for EQ3 and then E back instantly, okay?

[07:12:35] EQ3, E back instantly.

[07:12:36] I see E, I don't know what the shit is going on.

[07:12:38] Yeah, you see, now's her charm.

[07:12:40] So, she's playing the matchup correctly.

[07:12:44] So the moment she sees you that's it sir she stops you she's she just stops you

[07:12:49] Put her charm

[07:12:51] She's gonna charm you again. You're gonna charm you again

[07:12:55] No, but she has no matter how many you see

[07:13:05] You three out very good very good very good try to be here. Yeah

[07:13:14] It's too low. Good cancel.

[07:13:23] Well, I just can't believe this is iron, bronze, silver. Like, they're really good, I guess, to me. It's not obvious.

[07:13:31] No, but the thing is, like, you learn...

[07:13:33] If I were to play any FPS shooter, I would never go near iron, silver, gold, bronze, anything. It's the diamond.

[07:13:42] Mura, you're underestimating how good, how hard the game is.

[07:13:50] You keep saying faker, faker, faker, faker, but you know, that's why faker is so praised.

[07:13:57] They're fighting, they're fighting the dragon, like, he needs to be doing more things right

[07:14:00] now, like, look at the dragon, I'm just seeing the way you play.

[07:14:06] Look over, you need to look at the camera so you can have to, look at the Senna, Mura!

[07:14:11] Senna's dead man, now look at the Jakes!

[07:14:13] You're walking and blinding me!

[07:14:26] Muna!

[07:14:29] You get over stimulated when you're playing, I can just see it.

[07:14:31] There's too many things that you need to be doing, okay?

[07:14:34] When you're chasing somebody, I need you to just pan over with the map.

[07:14:38] What are you flashing?

[07:14:39] I'm flashing early.

[07:14:41] That's a one-two, one more dash. Nice. W. Okay, my camp was seen clear with a Q. Okay,

[07:14:48] steal up and look for an all-in again. I flashed her stun. That's fine.

[07:14:58] Yeah, look I might be playing Yoneh, you found her?

[07:15:09] See what I just did there?

[07:15:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:15:12] What did you just do?

[07:15:13] She charmed me, but I went back.

[07:15:14] This game's going to end in pain.

[07:15:15] Yeah, it's good.

[07:15:17] You buffered her charm pretty much.

[07:15:20] So your E is like a buffer.

[07:15:21] You can go back on any CC pretty much.

[07:15:25] But you're still gonna get C-Soul for this one.

[07:15:34] Bang!

[07:15:34] Oh, what is this?

[07:15:36] Okay, right now, you're very low when you click for an E-Q, but see if you can charm him, okay?

[07:15:43] Gotcha!

[07:15:43] Oh, you should have went to the right and then go back.

[07:15:47] Because remember, the Q back for Q-

[07:15:49] You know what's a bad thing, bro?

[07:15:51] I'm still on the learning stage, so I don't know if I'm just new bro, but

[07:15:56] When I eat you I'm so focused on me

[07:16:01] And trying to hit like you and shit that I don't even look at the enemy and what they're throwing at me

[07:16:06] Yes, you're too good tunneling. Yes, bro, and I just broke overtime

[07:16:12] But that's like that that that comes over time

[07:16:16] And the champion is hard

[07:16:21] Brother, your brain will literally explode if you play my champion, brother.

[07:16:27] Got EQR?

[07:16:28] Okay, she's ultimate, E back, E back, E back, E back, E back, no, no, no, E back.

[07:16:34] Load in a turret, run, and heal.

[07:16:36] So she's just used ultimate, you can win it out, that's it, she has one more charge.

[07:16:38] She has no more charge, actually.

[07:16:40] For ultimate down, you have your ultimate, okay?

[07:16:43] If you get your Q3 back up, look for Q3 and ultimate, EQ3 ultimate, and combo or an ultimate.

[07:16:49] Make sure you overwalk, okay?

[07:16:50] she had no channel charm as well no Q if you look for something

[07:16:59] that's it that's it miss it nice good dodge cannon very nice

[07:17:11] oh you know if you or walk there you kill her

[07:17:17] you know you kill if you or walk there right? E2-3? No! You could save her E2-3!

[07:17:28] E2-2, E2-2!

[07:17:34] What up? Stand behind the minions as well. There's just there's so much there's so

[07:17:41] much I'm actually have a fucking aneurysm like from all along with that one

[07:17:45] I told you I told you from early game. I said stand behind the minion. I know but there's so much there's so much

[07:17:54] There's so much to do

[07:17:58] Not you overthinking it stop overthinking you you retard. I told you her abilities are so this is

[07:18:05] Her e it charms it can't go through minions her w it can't go through minions

[07:18:11] It hits whatever she auto-attacks, okay, in the closest target.

[07:18:14] Her Q goes to Minions.

[07:18:15] The Q'd one goes forward, does least amount of damage.

[07:18:18] The Q'd two going backwards, does true damage, okay?

[07:18:23] Her ultimate dashes three times.

[07:18:25] What should he do?

[07:18:26] Get your Q'd three behind Minions and look for it,

[07:18:28] so you don't get charmed outside of the wave.

[07:18:35] Bad. Why is this bad?

[07:18:37] Why was that bad? Oh, because of Minions.

[07:18:39] Yes, you have no minions, so she can just Q3 you and combo you and back out.

[07:18:46] You're doing it again, there's no minions. You're standing in front of the Qs.

[07:19:02] Oh, what's the ban if I just end stream and ult to 4th? What's the worst that happens?

[07:19:07] I'm gonna sign that joke, what the hell.

[07:19:09] What's the actual consequence?

[07:19:11] Don't do it.

[07:19:13] What's the worst?

[07:19:15] No, no, no, no, no.

[07:19:17] You're a streamer.

[07:19:19] No, if you're a streamer, they're actually banning you.

[07:19:21] Don't do that.

[07:19:23] Bro, they're like,

[07:19:25] Riot game, they don't play.

[07:19:27] Bro, I don't give a f-

[07:19:29] I don't play, man. Hold on.

[07:19:31] I'm gonna slap the shit out of all of you.

[07:19:33] No, you won't.

[07:19:35] You won't know you won't know no you won't wallah don't say that don't say that

[07:19:38] shit.

[07:19:39] Well, it was a lonely mess.

[07:19:43] We'll see about that.

[07:19:48] What?

[07:19:53] This ain't for what, you know?

[07:20:04] How do I lose nine games in a row when I'm streaming but when I'm not streaming I win ten games in a row?

[07:20:08] This is what if you want I'll buy golf stream as well. I can teach you all shame as well

[07:20:13] So you're not oversimplified. Yeah, I'm tired as well, okay?

[07:20:16] Yeah, well, I'm not like off to the wall of a watch. I'm just gonna play off. It's not because no I'm overstimulated

[07:20:23] No, no, no, no, but walla. I'm telling you. Oh my god. It's just so fucking it just looks like it's cold

[07:20:28] But when I'm off to register 10-0 10-0 10-0

[07:20:31] Oh, the thing is I'm the same thing I play a lot better all streamers walk

[07:20:39] You can go and bother fine, right?

[07:20:41] Oh good flashbang by the way.

[07:21:01] That was good.

[07:21:02] You dodged your Q3, but now you're going to go back up.

[07:21:04] W, E!

[07:21:05] You know you can kill them there?

[07:21:06] How?

[07:21:07] I pressed W the second it came up.

[07:21:09] It's impossible.

[07:21:10] No, you didn't you didn't you didn't go go back to the Vaughn. I really trust it

[07:21:14] Oh, you did it because I had a time to say it before you even did it

[07:21:17] You said it as soon I did it as you like you were trying to do it the moment I said it so you

[07:21:23] It's like you had to be instant and you had to be instant you could have killed it right EW or W

[07:21:30] Good your W was up before you

[07:21:32] W my mid laner in the last five games of what title all ten games

[07:21:40] I'm gonna be like you game cook

[07:21:44] Yo, I guess you know

[07:21:48] Listen, what are you on a plane seat? No

[07:21:56] First we live a place here for 10 years

[07:21:58] Like it's never never normal. It's never on that never on like fair bow like ever

[07:22:05] That's cool. Oh

[07:22:07] Yeah, but what but like at what point do you break out of this code?

[07:22:10] Until I play so much games, then I'm actually good

[07:22:14] So what what is what would be that mean like 500 games so like then you can't complain I?

[07:22:19] Didn't reach a normal rank once I'm gold

[07:22:23] No, I'll fuck it

[07:22:27] At least a buffering it now

[07:22:29] I'm not gonna get it.

[07:22:31] Let's go!

[07:22:33] Shut down.

[07:22:35] Listen, what time is it?

[07:22:37] 10.30.

[07:22:39] It's 11. Not all the game. It's 15.

[07:22:41] You can have fun. Try that.

[07:22:51] I don't know. I guess the stem comes out there.

[07:22:53] I'm gonna give you guys a reason to fucking do that game.

[07:22:55] Spare the shovel.

[07:22:57] Last 10 games in a row on stream my main lane is my 10 and 0 on me.

[07:23:06] Bro you make a lot of mistakes on Mudo. Listen Mudo, okay how about this, okay. We'll continue this all stream, okay?

[07:23:12] Am I in my stream? You on your stream? And then we'll continue this, okay?

[07:23:15] Q delay.

[07:23:17] After seeing player point, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was that? Did you just get banned?

[07:23:26] me well what is the cute little a chat I don't have one though I want you got a

[07:23:33] warning warning yeah you got a warning I don't care if I don't warning all right

[07:23:40] wait don't you don't you don't you don't you I'm in my stream and then we go okay

[07:23:42] check the Ari's opi dodgy G to see if you was smurfing no iron has 10 CS a

[07:23:47] minute what's it let me see the Ari as well I mean bullet can't they just be

[07:23:52] smurf accounts though I'm just so confused when they say check the main

[07:23:55] account it's like what does that mean

[07:24:02] I mean what was the name how do I even check huh how do I even check go go to

[07:24:11] the profile

[07:24:14] bless your heart man there's nothing that profile appear oh bro okay you're gonna

[07:24:23] You're not gonna like where your body here. What she wasn't a Smurf

[07:24:31] She wasn't a Smurf

[07:24:34] She was little kadeem's rank. I'm not joking. She's living an e-girl who's

[07:24:41] She's living an e-girl and

[07:24:44] She's iron two with a negative win rate 45 percent

[07:24:49] Interesting, so it's an iron two

[07:24:51] I am to yes you lost one iron two player an iron two going ten and two or going ten and a ten and a

[07:24:58] Iron two going ten oh on me

[07:25:01] correct

[07:25:02] So is that possible like use your human logic this right you reach challenger right is it possible for an iron two

[07:25:09] To go ten and oh on me right now in my lane when I have a challenger coach

[07:25:14] Telling you what to do use your brain

[07:25:16] Yes, because the challenger coach does not play for their student.

[07:25:23] You might literally didn't listen to this challenge.

[07:25:25] So you don't think like a boyfriend hopped on this account?

[07:25:29] And no, no.

[07:25:34] Also you amped K level one, correct?

[07:25:37] Yeah.

[07:25:38] You amped K level one.

[07:25:40] So hey, it's also your fault.

[07:25:42] I

[07:25:45] Know what I'm in my stream. Okay. I knew your stream as well. No

[07:25:50] Bro, like I don't know if I'm just done for tonight, bro

[07:25:55] Well, you let me know I'm gonna sleep as anyways. I'm thought of shit. You let me know

[07:26:00] All right. I'm a mural quick. I'm ending in something. Okay. All right, right? I

[07:26:08] Mean check this game is just straight aides, but like I don't know if I want to play this game anymore

[07:26:12] man like I don't know like look at me like I don't know if I want to play this

[07:26:19] game ever again like ever like literally ever like it's so fun the thought

[07:26:25] of playing league is fun and then I get on league and then I just never want to

[07:26:31] play the game again no my ego is not big bro shut up it's not big it's not big

[07:26:37] it's big and other things but no I don't give a fuck about leading ledger I have

[07:26:40] have no ego indeed. You're so stupid. Stop rage-baiting, bro. Shut up. Oh, fuck. Oh,

[07:26:47] my God. This game is just so tilting, bro. So tilting. You said your mechanics are diamond.

[07:27:01] If you think I fucking, if you think I was actually, oh my God, you're so stupid, bro.

[07:27:04] Shut up. Holy shit. This guy's never heard sarcasm or a joke before. It actually drained

[07:27:09] bro which is zero fucking the serial brain cells in your brain I don't know

[07:27:14] bro this game is just so tilting fucking don't like this game at all I like it I

[07:27:20] like the game it's just oh my god I'm versing people who are like iron stuck

[07:27:24] for ten years like how are you iron stuck for ten years for ten years and

[07:27:29] then you're forming the fuck out of me because I have less than one month of

[07:27:32] the game but you've been stuck for ten years in a rink how does that make any

[07:27:35] sense anyway I'm not even gonna look at chat because also I don't look at chat

[07:27:44] and I'm playing League I'm gonna throw up because it's just a bunch of retards so

[07:27:47] I'm gonna go ahead and end stream but yeah bro I don't know I'm gonna talk to

[07:27:51] Hamza off stream I'm gonna see if this game is worth streaming if it's not

[07:27:54] worth streaming I'm just gonna play the game off off stream and just enjoy it

[07:27:57] without getting fucking smurfed on and then just enjoy the game it's a lot like

[07:28:03] plat gold and then pick the game up I got on stream so no one can just fucking bitch at me

[07:28:16] no

[07:28:21] anyway it's all good

[07:28:26] um i'm gonna end stream I don't know what I'm gonna do to be honest I don't know if I'm gonna play

[07:28:30] I don't know if I'm going to link some girl, I don't know if I'm going to go to the gym.

[07:28:36] I don't fucking know, but this game is really sucking the soul out of me, like it's bad.

[07:28:41] Either we need to stop playing this game or something else, bro, because Jesus...

[07:28:46] It's actually terrible.

[07:29:00] So, uh, bro, you need to train for a better mindset fax is just so G bro, it's so ass.

[07:29:26] just so tired so tired of playing this fucking game bro it's like I like it and

[07:29:40] then when I play it I want to like literally just kill someone god I just

[07:29:43] want to kill someone I want to turn it to that fucking like that this fucking

[07:29:47] guy right here going after this game like when I play this game bro it turns

[07:29:50] me into this guy bro

[07:29:56] This is what the legend makes me want to be bro, like I want to be this guy when I

[07:30:25] turn into like

[07:30:28] Mapping this shit out of everyone. I'm like, I wanna I wish there was no I wish there was a feature of League of Legends

[07:30:34] Where you must submit photo ID to open up the legends and every time like every time you hold tab

[07:30:41] Like on the scoreboard you could see everyone's face

[07:30:43] And it would just make me so happy if I could just see everyone's face who plays this game

[07:30:49] Like what law he would like a League of Legends would never update the game to be like that because I just know what type

[07:30:53] fucking people there but I wish you guys I wish you to just take a screenshot of your face like

[07:30:57] this and then upload it to your account to log into the game and just want to see everyone's face

[07:31:03] on the side of their profile and then I'd be like wow that makes me feel really good about myself

[07:31:08] bro but anyway bro I just have so much hatred when I play this game it pisses me off so much

[07:31:13] hatred so much hatred so much hatred so I don't know I don't know if we'll ever see League of Legends

[07:31:20] ever again. I don't know. No idea. I don't know. But anyway, bro,

[07:31:25] anyway, having an amazing night, bro. I'm gonna try to wake up

[07:31:28] early as fuck tomorrow. I'm gonna set up a timer. I must set

[07:31:31] up alarm at I'm gonna wake up tomorrow at 10 am live by 11

[07:31:38] or 12 am because I need to look for a house. Done. Right?

[07:31:45] I don't even know. I've never been I've never been this tilted

[07:31:49] Oh, then like rank one in like

[07:31:51] fucking jib, uh, rank one in like

[07:31:55] EU, rank one EU was the so aids like

[07:31:59] Literally so aids like what you was so aids

[07:32:05] Anyway, I love y'all though. Have an amazing night my moods completely shot. Oh

[07:32:11] I timed out half my chat literally I timed out half my chat

[07:32:15] So yeah, anyway, I'll see y'all later, bro. Have an amazing night. Good night. Sleep well, bro. Take care. I love y'all and

[07:32:23] Yeah, bro

[07:32:27] Good night, bro. Good night. I love y'all bro. Take care