mooda
πTODAY IS A GOOD DAY π BE HAPPY π ITS FRIDAYYY π REACTS π GAMING π MONITOR BROKENπ RONS CHOPPED π VALORANT π LEAGUE π HORROR?? π
05-22-2026 Β· 4h 06m
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3 game, I played the Glitch till 4 AM yesterday, off stream, lost every game, 2nd of all, 2nd
of all. My monitor is broken. I don't have a second monitor. If you guys rage me today,
I will bomb your house, bro. If you guys rage me, I will bomb your house today. Genuinely,
I'm not shawing in GTA 5.
Can you guys see me? Yes or no?
Yo, can you guys see me? Yes or no? Why are you guys spamming F? You fucking retards.
You fucking retards.
What do I have under the camera's colors? I don't know.
I don't know bro, my monitor is missing bro, I don't know what to say bro, Frankst, bitch
I stop bro.
Moodie, if you need somewhere to move, my house is open for you bro.
Please guys, stop, stop reminding me that I have, I'm gonna be homeless in literally
a month, not even, not even a month.
Should I'm gonna be, should I'm gonna be homeless in literally a week bro, oh my god, why is
my camera broken anyway bro how is everyone doing today man how is everyone doing today
man chat how is everyone doing today man generally bro generally bro how's
everyone doing today man how's everyone doing today man how's everyone doing
today man let's uh let's chat let's let's a little
yeah
Yeah, oh
No way to
Chat
How is everyone doing today bro? Listen, bro today is gonna be a good day
It's Friday chat type one if you had sex last night type two if you good last night, bro
Also, also, also, also, also today is gonna be a good day, bro. Tell me what happened, bro
Yo, yo, also, uh, my monitor is broken. So if I miss donations and shit, bro, I apologize man. Oh, gee
OJ slaves the fuck type of name is this bro
The fuck is his name
OJ slaves fuck
with the 18 months I love you Rose that is with the three months I love you
hobble too much I love you chat how is everyone doing bro how did everyone
sleep how did everyone do good how did everyone do both listen channel four
hours of sleep bro four hours and my monitor is broken so today's gonna be a
good day regardless bro today's gonna be a good day regardless bro listen type one
in the chat if you're chopped type two if you slept good last night type three in
the chat if you stuff like ass.
Oh, Grimms said Kaisen at 3000 Raid, yes Grim, Grim bro, yes Grim, yes Grim, yes.
Grimma hata KC3, Neon Raid, and the Burt Peanut Raid last night bro.
Hey man, Burt Peanut Raid, KC3 Raid, and Neon Raid.
Life's really life and bro.
Life is really life in chat. Life is really life in bro.
Life is really life in bro.
Hey bro, it's crazy when all the goats rage at the same time.
Derras. Now listen. Chats.
Type 1 in the chat if you slept good last night.
2 in the chat if you slept like ass. 3 in the chat if a grim is fucking chopped.
4 in the chat if slump is chopped.
5 in the chat if you gooned or had sex last night.
6 in the chat if you woke up literally with a missile in your pants.
7 in the chat. This one's a very rare poll if you're a girl and you are currently
audulating today. Very very rare poll. 9 in the chat is also a very rare poll if
you are on your period today. If you started your period today and you're a girl type 9 in the chat.
Alright then also type 8 in the chat. If today is a Friday and today is gonna be a
good day. Now also bonus, bonus, bonus type 10 in the chat if today mood it looks good.
I understand your body wants it, I know your thoughts, oh you bout it bout it, you're
a big girl and it's your words, and I'ma let you do it how you like it, like it, like
Do I look good, yes or no?
I'm a minor.
But anyway, I hope everyone's day is going amazing today, bro.
We're going to do some reacts.
We're going to hop on Omago, Mog, some teenagers, Mog, some minors, Mog, literally everyone.
We're going to Mog everyone.
We're going to Mog minors.
We're going to Mog teenagers.
We're going to Mog grandpas.
We're going to Mog dads.
We're going to Mog everyone, bro.
All right.
Then after we lower everyone's confidence and then basically suck them for our confidence
Instead of me gain our confidence and lower their confidence
We're gonna hop our ass on to like Tinder or some shit and then play some valorant chat. Listen. I got the new mouse, bro
I got the new mouse chat. I have hacks now, bro
And also I got a new mountainous artisan mousepad also so low key today's gonna be a good day, bro
Muda you need PR training. You need some pussy, bro. How about that?
Now anyway, listen bro. Listen again again again. I'm sorry if I missed donations. I don't have a second monitor
I broke it bro. I'm sorry. So yeah, bro. I'm sorry also. Oh, yes. Oh listen chat
Can someone please send a tier one donation or a tier one sub or a
Prime sub Rufus just so I know my twitch is in bugged chat. Here's my twitch has been bugged lately, bro
My twitch has been bugged lately can someone send a tier one donation or maybe a prime sub yo Niko
I don't want one bit but bit bits. All right. I don't want one bit you dumbass. I don't want one bit
I want one sub
All right one big I don't want one bits, bro. Thank you one shot with the prime. Thank you very much
Mace, Jew, you're such a Jew, Mace.
Mace, thank you so much for the tier one sub, bro.
You're such a good boy.
I love you so much, bro.
Genuinely, God bless you, bro.
Tokibi with the prime sub.
I love you so much, God bless you.
Begging for subs now.
So, let me get this straight.
When KC3 puts music on and then gets 10,000 tier one subs
and it's been a 30 seconds,
and then says he's gonna build some African wells
and then it ends up fucking exit scamming
and literally just leaving too much in a hole.
He's not a scammer, but when I asked for some subs of a scammer
All right
Listen bro chill shut up kc3 shut out neon shut up burnt peanut shut out rawn shut up lacy shut out everyone bro
Listen anyway today's gonna be a good day
Today's gonna be a good day bro. Let's open up some reacts and see what oh my god leak check twitter leak check twitter
Okay, let's see here. It's the one I ever I don't want to leak anything bro
All right reacts. Let's see what we got going on a reaction here, bro
Why are we bonding? I'm not bonding bro, these are real 30,000 viewers bro, you're crazy bro, don't be jealous.
Don't be jealous that I made it out of the mud bro, chill.
Firstly, I'm gonna get arrested if I watch the rest of this video, so chill.
I think once you hit 100 viewers and get twitch partner you could definitely be a full-time streamer
Now I don't know if Jinxie is so fucking rich that it like mind boggling into his brain cells
You are not living off of 100 viewers, you know
Maybe if each person is from Saudi Arabia with a fucking oil farm in the backyard of your fucking farm
They have an oil rig in the back of their back yard and they're all doing like a thousand dollar every stream
But uh, yeah, no, you're not living off of 100 viewers. I'm just keeping a buck with you both
I think Jixie's just so wretched for you
I think Jixie has so much viewers he like forgot what a hundred viewers it looks like because these days chat sometimes
Chat sometimes, you know, I hit a hundred viewers these days bro, and you know chat
I barely have enough money to get by so
That have I ever said that you get eyes?
Not shit.
Yeah, you're the lead retardant.
Uh, what type of riz is this?
Also, this girl's bad as fuck. Who is this?
Chad, this is my type, bro.
I just love white girls, man.
I don't know what it is, bro.
I don't know what it is.
What do you mean she's a minor?
She's not a minor.
She has piercings in her nose.
Like, what do you mean she looks like she's 19, 18, 20, 25?
What the f**k is that?
She's also driving, retard.
I didn't even catch people.
I think I just snatted.
Muda, you haven't showered since 2020.
Which bathroom are you washing the hardest?
It's 2020.
Which bathroom are you washing the hardest?
Okay.
What is this?
Like, this is the type of bathroom I'd expect to have if I died, bro.
Like, what is this?
This is, like, heaven.
You're in heaven.
Like, what even is this?
This is even real.
Uh, who the fuck would want to shower in this?
Does anybody want to shower in this bathroom?
This shit looks disgusting.
This shit literally looks like it's on an airplane or in cyber, uh, cyber.
What's that game called?
Chow what's that game called? Cyberpunk? Yeah, this shower looks shit out of cyberpunk.
Okay, now we're talking, bro. Number four, I'm definitely grabbing and exfoliating my
balls in here, bro. And I don't give a fuck. I'm literally just jerking it off to all the
animals in the jungle also that if they want to watch me, they can go ahead and watch me
too. I don't give a fuck, bro. I'm literally just jerking off, having sex and exfoliating
I'm like, exfoliating my balls in this fucking shower, I don't know if I'm gonna fuck.
This one's also very cool, I'm not gonna lie, but this one's also just, like, kind of boring.
Ah yeah, definitely the 1-4, number 4 is the best one here.
Uh, holy shit, Hive Eyes literally looks like a school shooter.
Like, you know, I don't know what a school shooter looks like, but this is definitely looking like one.
Also, uh, Hive Eyes is just...
I'm gonna set this to MGT5, obviously.
I'm gonna set this to Hive Eyes, Roku.
Give me one sec.
Wait, is this yesterday's...?
Wait, this might be yesterday's Reacts. What the fuck?
Oh, no.
So to the camera.
Oh my god.
Oh, sis.
She's 13, gay.
Don't care.
You
What the camera? Oh my god pretty tell you oh, she's 13 day
She's 13 day
What the fuck is this?
I know, okay. So first off, show them what you got.
Okay, he takes out, takes out that.
Give us war one!
See how fucked...
See how fucked... Yasuo has most aura and you get coached by him to play him without getting vicked.
Chat last night bruh... Ah fuck.
Yo, why are you guys on my OPGG late at night?
Like genuinely, genuinely why are you guys on my... Yo.
I played last night chat. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna try out Yasuo went 0 and 8 yesterday. I
Went 0 and 8 yesterday, bro. I went all in fucking 8 yesterday on Yasuo
What in the absolute fuck and can you guys stop trying to fucking go?
Can you guys stop checking my OP dot GG like genuinely?
Like genuinely can you guys stop taking my OP GG when I play off stream, bro? This is a professional UFC fighter who's
Man carding on the White House by the way
Man, I'll hold you down to rape you
And I'll be damned if one man can hold me down. I'd be damned about the other half of that equation
Do you use x-ray for diamonds and minecraft? Yeah, when I was fucking a kid
Bro, what are you a pause pause pause? Don't give up when I was a kid, bro. When I was a kid, bro
Kid yeah, I already put some stripping bro. Oh, what is this guy saying? Well, actually what is he saying?
This is the type of dude to steal your girl to that's what makes it worse. I swear to God. This is the
Yeah bro, I'm not gonna lie chat, this is the type of dude that like steal your girl too, it's actually fucked.
What the fuck is this workout?
Okay.
What is this? I don't get what this compilation is for. What is this compilation for?
Be best you be best liar liar
Yo
Can y'all stop putting my face in your CPU fucking cooler
Like what what is this?
Why do I have a bomb and this has to be AI? I've never lifted up a bomb ever. This has to be AI ladies
Drake really gave us all the memes in a single stream with
Shhh!
HOT!
W's in a SHOT!
And to the rest of you...
To the rest of you...
And now I'm the leader as the underachievers to tweet into leaders...
You guys are making me sick to my stomachs, huh?
Honestly, if you guys wanna look in my eyes, you guys wanna do something?
Chat, who do you think will win the fight?
Drake or Kedrick or...
Moody, you're lost out, what is this?
Today, I'm officially become a predator.
How's it better?
How is he predator child actually how's he predator how do you get better wait how do
you get better with 65,000 RP he should be number 8 by now but his name isn't there he
probably just edit the picture to make the joke
what the fuck i'm off bro i want to be a predator
what is jimsy doing
Like I can't even see anything other than this guy's cock
Like I don't get it. It's like
Where do I look do I look at his face or do I just look at the cock like his cock is literally just hitting me in the face
Like what is this?
Bro, I can do this too, are you stupid?
Bro, you guys are so dumb, I can do that too bro, you guys are so dumb.
I can do that too, bro.
I can do that too.
Bro, I fucking love Big Max bro.
Fucking love Big Max bro.
Hell yeah.
This is so disgusting, you. I almost threw up in my mouth, like, actually.
I actually love this video, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what it is bro, but I actually love fucking like I love these sea lions bro.
I love these sea lions.
No, no, don't be weird.
I love sea lions.
Hot in.
So hot in here.
So hot in.
Ah.
It's so hot in here.
So hot in.
Ah.
Oh.
Ah, ah, ah, a little bit of, ah, ah, ah.
One little bit of, ah, ah, and a little bit of, ah, ah.
Just a little bit of, ah, ah, just a little bit of, ah,
ah, ah.
I said, it's getting hot in here.
So hot, don't take off all your clothes.
I am getting so hot.
I wanna take my clothes off!
He's hurting hot!
Here I'll feed you.
I put some fucking pants on!
Shit.
Are you making it?
Yo, what the fuck?
Like the outfit, baby?
So seductive.
I'm gonna blow up!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You know when is there a line like when is there a line the line when is the line crossed?
When is the line crossed?
What did I just watch?
What did I just watch?
What is that? Like actually, what the fuck is that?
Like the outfit...
Like the outfit, baby? So seductive.
I'mma blow up!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You lost your mind, bro. You lost...
You guys lost your mind, bro. Like, wo-oh-oh, y'all lost your mind.
That's for the gun. Like, on everything I love, y'all lost your mind, bro. Genuinely.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Min...
I
Made a mixtape cover for you mood of Judah now you gotta put us guys rhyming with my name
She's nice, but how do I switch your dpi by the way?
dude, oh my fucking shoulder did us
My god, this guy got up and fucking like what the fuck
It says 5,000 steps to be filled, but design seeks.
There's no Mr. Clarkson out.
What is this thing?
Oh, but I only use anything.
What is this TikTok, bro?
What are you explaining this?
Explain what?
If y'all see me on the street, would y'all ask me for a picture?
Be honest, bro.
If y'all see me on the street, would y'all ask me for a picture?
If y'all is, listen.
Would y'all ask me for a picture?
Would you guys ask me for a picture
if you saw me on the street?
What?
I don't get it.
What do you mean?
If y'all see me on the streets, would y'all ask me for a picture?
Be honest, bro.
I don't get it.
What do you got?
I don't get it.
Oh, yeah, this is it.
Would y'all ask me for-
I'm just confused.
Wait, why was my screen black?
Why was my screen black?
Look at yourself just a little too hard and realizing that damn-
I might just be ugly like what the fuck is this you're telling me that I'm only an 84 overall
And if you're really about to sit here and watch this video and think to yourself
No, this doesn't apply to me
Go ahead and go and use the inverting filter and then come back to this video when that filter irreversibly cooks your confidence
Oh chat, what's that link that like it's the AI that rates you chat
What's the link where the AI rates you can someone drop the AI that links you that rates you
Muda have sex with Annie? Who's Annie? Annie sounds bad bro. Annie sounds bad.
Yo yo yo yo why why why would you do that why would you do that why would you do that
why would you do that why would you do that why would you do that
Someone sent a fucking hentai link in Wallahi I pressed it bro. Like I actually need to
delete that from my history. Holy shit I just saved my life bro.
Someone sent an anti-link bro, what the fuck?
Bro don't send shit like that, what the fuck I pressed it bro
Oh my god bro
Yeah, that was that.
Chat, am I chopped?
Yes or no, bro?
Am I chopped?
Yes or no?
Am I chopped?
Yes or no, bro?
Am I chopped?
Yes or no?
Am I chopped?
Yes or no?
So let's talk about your face.
Specifically, we'll be looking at machine learning algorithms that try to judge your face.
By giving access to your camera, you'll be able to experience these algorithms yourself.
but don't worry, everything will run locally
in your own browser.
No data is sent to the cloud in any way.
At the end of the experience,
you will be able to share some anonymous data with us
if you want, but it's totally up to you.
The first algorithm we'll look at is designed
to judge the beauty or attractiveness of your face.
We'll give you a score between zero and 10.
Having some idea of how attractive you are
can be very valuable.
For example, dating services like Tinder
use it to match people who are about equally attractive.
Some social media companies, such as TikTok,
are known to promote content from attractive people more.
To make an algorithm like this,
you need to train it using tens of thousands
of example photos that each already have a beauty score.
Rating all these photos is often done
by students at universities.
If you ask Chinese students to give their opinions,
their cultural perceptions of beauty
will transfer over into the algorithm,
which might lead to unpredictable effects
when it's used to judge people from other cultures.
I wanted to show you an example of this,
but I couldn't even get the other
than to protect like people's faces properly.
Who do I can tell you that this will save your life?
Of course, it might just be because the judge
of these algorithms is so dependent on how they are trained.
Is there a ghost?
Of course, if you got a really high score,
that's just because you...
Is there a ghost in my room?
It's tracking a ghost.
What is ha...
Wait, what is happening?
Hey! Hey! Stop!
he is not a predator bro he fucking cheated bro I don't know how he's
predator but he's definitely cheating Ray does not deserve predator but he's cheating
he's cheating okay this guy needs no surgery okay damn if your shit is this
bad okay any surgery well oh wallah wallah if he knows it's this big knee
surgery like this is actually a villager that's not me okay my shit's big but
it's not that big bro shut up like mine's big but it's not that big bro
so I can literally go for 20 for 20 a hundred a hundred 500 for 500 I know
every single Drake song ever released welcome to guess that song
Pasha fruit
I said I said love deep inside of me. Love needs a lot of me. Love needs a lot of now. He's not a guy for me
Oh
What is this one
Rich baby rich daddy rich daddy rich daddy rich baby rich daddy something like that rich baby rich daddy
Oh
Oh
Okay
One dance it is one dance
Oh yeah yeah yeah. Oh yeah yeah yeah.
I'm way too good for you. Oh, too good for you?
Correct. Too good. Thank god. We had it all correct.
What I was curious and I never forget it baby what an experience fireworks
I've never heard this song one law here. I've never heard this line. That's where to go
That was fountains and it still hits yeah
Here come the hard questions lock in
I
Never heard this
After dark absolute classic
Can buy you can buy
If like or yeah, I missed two out of that list, but I've never heard them before
I've never heard them before
Marlin clutching up in a legal edge of tournament chat is Marlin better than me
There's no way Marlin is doing this no no no no
No, this has to be like that yeah, right bro. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right
Yeah, that's gotta be like fakers. I'm sure that's like faker. Oh god, that's like faker. No way
All right chat. Let's do a little bit of Tinder slash hinge and then hop on some Valorant
Chats build a bit of Tinder slash hinge
That's not some Valorant, bro. Oh
Please God, please God, please God match with a girl with fat ass that looks good near my city, bro. Please
please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Do Grindr, listen, if you guys say Grindr one more time,
if you want to punch you in the head, like genuinely,
I'm gonna punch you in the fucking head.
You fucking retard.
Like, what are you fucking saying, bro?
you
you
you
you
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Trump supporters, please swipe left.
I'm down for side quests and adventures.
I like eating food.
I like going to the movies, trying to get back to the gym consistently.
Gym baddie loading.
If I was a food, I'd probably be an orange.
You have a lot of slices that make one whole of you.
Dash my friend.
If I had 20 minutes left to live, I would eat all the Taco Bell I could.
Like is this a troll?
Like is this a troll?
Like is this a joke?
Is someone on Tinder like trolling my account?
Wallahi.
Like Wallahi, Wallahi, Wallahi.
Is someone trolling my Tinder account?
Like what is going on here?
I'm very confused.
Chat, what the fuck is happening?
Hello?
What the fuck is wrong with my account?
Muto please report that account?
Bro, her eyes look like Jason Neuines.
I've never seen anything like them before.
Let's just keep going bro.
Barrr.
This is probably the best picture she's had all day.
Is this a dude or a girl?
Is this a dude or a girl?
Like actually, and I'm not even trying to be mean.
Wallahi, I don't know.
Wallahi, it's a question.
Wallahi, I'm not trying to like...
I hope y'all understand, I'm not trying to be rude anyway.
Wallahi, I'm not like that.
Is this a dude or a girl?
Wipe right and find out.
very beautiful woman. However, just not my type, but very beautiful. Jordana.
short term fun aka I'm a hoe no but like I mean that's what I have on my shit on my
shit I have short term fun I'm not gonna lie oh but I don't know like Jordana is like
kind of scaring me I'm gonna be honest like like this is the girl that would ruin my life
and make a twit longer on me like this is the type of girl if I were to talk to you for
like a month and tell her something very secret and if we fall off and we just
stop talking and open up to Twitter and I just have a fucking twit longer on me
like I'm kind of like kind of scared to be honest
I dropped out of school three times so if that doesn't tell you something about
my commitment issues I don't know what will and that's okay I've dropped out of
school once once and honestly forever uh Sarah
Hey, if it's just trans, I'm trans.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh
They checked Twitter
Roll this you girls my type like she's actually beautiful. Oh my god
a yogurt bowl with granola and fruit. My biggest green flag is I'm orthodox. What do you mean
she has a kid? No, she doesn't. What are you guys, bro, chat, she doesn't have a kid.
Where do you see? I love God. I love how to cook and bake. I love football and I have
a three-year-old.
How do you have a three-year-old?
That's 23.
Oh, my God.
How do you have a three-year-old at 23?
How do you have a two- how do you have a three-year-old at 23?
Like, what do you mean?
And why are you on Tinder?
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Muda, become a stepdad.
Like, are you retarded?
Like, I'm gonna punch you in your head.
Like, you understand?
Like, I'm literally gonna punch you in your head.
Like, literally.
What do you mean stepdad?
What do you mean become a stepdad?
Are you retarded?
Are you genuinely retarded?
I'm actually a punchy bro. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like what do you mean?
Just leave her with another kid in dip
Stop stop bro, what are you guys saying bro? What are you saying? That's so fucking fucked
That is so fucked. Why would you say that mods ban that ban start bro ban start listen bro. Let's hit listen. Listen listen
Listen, I'm not gonna lie bro, she is so beautiful.
She is, bro, her ass is literally ginormous.
Now, I'm not gonna be the one to like, like literally,
I'm not gonna abduct a woman, bro,
but her ass is literally ginormous.
Like, I don't know what to say.
Like, she is beautiful, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, she's very beautiful.
But like, what do I do?
She said, open to short.
Yeah, open to short until you accidentally
come inside and now have a kid like if she had a kid at 20 years old that means
if another accident happens she's keeping it bro like she doesn't give a fuck
which also means I'm fucked like I'm really drink many now and a month like
no sad like literally drink bro another kid like I'm just gonna have a kid at
20 years old like no no no no no no no no no no use a condom bro I can't get
Hard with the condom. I can't get hard. I don't know what it is broken smell a Sunday roast from Wednesday
Oh shut up like I don't know if it's just me. I don't know if my dick is broken, bro
I literally just can't get hard when I put a condom on I literally just can't I don't know. Maybe I'm gay. I
Don't know what it is, bro. No, I don't have ed. I don't have ed. I don't have ed
Miles like a Honda record. It's just maybe maybe I'm not gay
I think I've just done it raw too many times the point where if I put a condom on my shit just dies like they're you know
Like I don't know what to say. I don't do and they take like honey packets or Viagra to even have a fucking condom, bro
I can't use condoms. I can't I can't I can't
It's not even I would rather just jerk off to me a caliph on pornhub then fucking
Then put a what's the point of having a condom on there's no point you're fucking rubber like I don't just buy a sex toy
I'd rather just buy a silicone sex toy robot and have sex with that like then then have sex with the condom. What's the point?
Corn induced ED no actually I used to have that though. I like it like when I was like 16 years old
Yeah
Check out the story where I went to go lose my virginity after like after I lost my virginity. I
I stuck a girl into my house all this extra news story
Shut so everyone knows how I lost my virginity the next day
I just let the girl in to my house to have sex and I was watching too much corn at the time
And when I realized real sex is nothing like corn. I couldn't get hard
That's why I tell you don't ever drink don't ever watch corn brahma tell y'all right now, bro
I think I've been like three of corn for like four years now five years now
But like genuinely bro if you want your dick to work don't watch corn if you watch corn bro your dick is not gonna work
I promise, but just don't watch that shit. I promise
Y'all should see me bro y'all should see me bro. Well when I'm having sex. I'm literally like Johnny sins in his prime, bro
Anyway, I feel like we're off track. Let's get back on track now
So anyway Kendall chat. She has a kid. Okay potential pros and cons
Rose this girl can deadass be my mommy all right this girl's bad as fuck I
would literally oh my god I love this girl this girl's literally my dream
girlfriend bro I'm not gonna love she's beautiful second of all oh my god
anxious about a flight tattoo she has two butterfly tattoos
Buzzalrat, she has two butterfly tattoos.
Chat, how do I tell y'all bro?
Listen, if you're talking to a girl bro and she has a butterfly tattoo, gang.
You're a cuckoo.
You're a cuckoo.
So if you're talking to a girl that has a butterfly tattoo, just hang it up, bro.
Just hang it up, bro.
Muda just hit and run?
Yeah, bro.
Until I have a fucking kid.
She already has a kid.
Like I'm scared.
Chat, what does I'm orthodox?
What does that mean?
orthodox me. Let me see something. Hey, Grock, I'm scrolling on Tinder right now and I met
a girl named Kendall. She's 23 years old and she has a three-year-old kid. She lives
37 kilometers away. She has two butterfly tattoos and her biggest green flag in her
bio says I'm orthodox uh is this girl a green flag or a red flag voice limit
reached like what what do you mean voice limit reached uh what what what what
what what do you mean voice limit reached uh rock can you hear me voice
limit reached. Oh my god, my girlfriend costs money.
Start free child.
It wants me to pay $50.
$50 a month for GROC AI? What am I gonna make hentai with my girlfriend on GROC?
Bro, I'm going on chat, JVT.
Yo, what's going on, brother? Uh, listen, man, uh, there's a girl that I, uh, you know what, bro?
Fuck you, bro. I want my girlfriend back. Nah, fuck that. I'm gonna pay for the...
I'm gonna pay 50 bucks just to talk to my girl, bro. All good.
Yo, load up the switchcruption. Let me buy you.
Alright.
Okay.
I just, I need to bro, I need to.
They don't take PayPal? Are you serious? I need to put my card?
Bro, oh my god.
why are you guys saying you leaked like you actually sussed me out don't why are you guys
like this bro like genuinely why are you guys like this bro like you guys scared the fuck
out of me bro i don't have two monitors to check if i'm leaking or not so you guys actually
scared
Bro
I'm not doing all this bro. I'm not doing all this like I need to put in my address and shit bro. I'm not doing that bro
Anyway, bro listen
Listen bro, what do I do?
Should we slide up?
She liked me, bro. She liked me. Slide? Actually, I mean, bro, Shiloki is beautiful, bro. She's my type, bro.
You're the child support method, LOL.
Like what do I say Chad does anyone know what to say
Hey, lol
No, bro. No, how's your three-year-old?
You guys have the worst Riz I've ever seen in my entire fucking life like
Genuinely you guys have the worst fucking Riz in your entire fucking life, bro
Jesus like y'all are literally like retarded man
Does it clap?
What do I say guys, do I just send a gift?
Uh, I mean, okay, Chad, let's see, what's that?
Chad, what does I'm orthodox mean?
Chad, what does I'm orthodox mean?
I see a Christian.
What do I say she's religious she's a strict
Bro, I want to say hi mommy, but the thing is bro the last time I said hi mommy chat
I literally just got fucking like I got unadded bro
The last time I said hi mommy I got unadded bro. I'm not doing it anymore, bro
I got unadded last time I said hi mommy
just keep it simple what do I say keep it simple sup baby mama yo link
underscore easy are you a fucking retard link underscore easy I repeat or
you a fucking retard do you want to smack the shit out of you like what are
you saying bro my XP bar is low like I'm gonna punch you bro like literally
what are you saying hey beautiful no that's just like so like that's just so
like you bro say hey mama's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
that's terrible that's terrible that's terrible that's terrible can I be the
stepfather hey Kendall do you want another kid uh guys I'm this second of
like just nuking everyone in this channel like I'm three seconds away from
just nuking everyone from this channel uh listen bro what do I say man act
interested she liked you ask her what orthodox is or what she's doing uh tell
her to help you cure your ED. I don't have ED, idiot! Jesus, bro! Oh my god! Howdy, partner!
Yeah, you're retarded. Yeah, you know what, bro? You know what? You know what? You know what? You
know what? You know what? I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea.
Chad, you gotta put a song on, bro. Chad, sometimes you just gotta put a song on,
like a nice song, and just let it come to you, bro. Chad, let it come to you, bro. One sec.
All right, let it come to you, let it come to you bro, let it come to you, what's that chat?
you
you
you
you
you
Please be not a transformer
Because they're not my type you know I like you know what I'm saying I like woman
and uh not a uh you know what I'm saying
three two one
What do you guys mean hold on Jess like I don't know this is my type I'm gonna be
honest guys I mean she's very beautiful however she's just not my type yeah like
I don't know she's also in the mood for a long-term relationship. I
Don't know just not my type. I'm gonna be honest. Let's look at Melissa
Dating me is like running until she's 18 years old
Why are her feet up in like all these pictures. I'm just confused. Oh
Yeah 18 years old into the skip. Sorry. She can't do that 18 years old
It's like literally like pre-ordering fucking Battlefield 5 on the day of release like that. She can't do that. Sorry
All right, yep
Disconnects all right chat honestly not bad, but we have one girl that could most potentially go through finally
Yeah, like Jesus finally though. All right
Chat check back tomorrow tinder. Let's see bro. Maybe she uh, bro, maybe she actually coming
Muda you are the king of all tortoe pounders and transformers every time you do this segment
you get nothing but them.
Chad is it just me or is it my city bro?
Like I don't know.
Muda check grinder I'm literally gonna punch you in your head.
Like I'm literally gonna punch you in your head.
What do you mean?
Are you retarded bro?
What do you mean?
What do you mean grinder?
Like what do you mean grinder?
Like do I look gay to any of you guys?
Do I look gay for any of you do I look gay to any of you guys
Why are we spamming yes, yo, yo, why are you spamming yes
Chat gaming segment now or what chat gaming segment yes or no, bro
Okay
All right chats today
We're gonna push for radiant and valorant and push for silver and bronze now
What else do you guys want bro other than Valorant and league? What do y'all want?
I'm not in the mood for a horror game today. Okay. I have horror question mark question mark in my title
But I don't know if I want to do that bro
apex
Vokey, I'm down, bro, but yes because the only other type you have besides Kendall was a transformer with a BBC
Buzzal right yo, uh
Let's see. Is there anyone on like?
This energy drink also that branding is kind of
That's pretty on point. Yeah flying nimbus
candy can sparkling man
Branding will never cease to amaze me because how that's so neat if I saw this
as a kid I would have blown my load what I would have gone berserk I would have
gone big mode yeah what do you mean to rape my viewers oh
I saw this as a kid, I've gone big mode, blown my load.
I don't know why I said that.
I would have gone berserk.
Listen, bro, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
We have to have a talk.
All right, we're going to be having a talk.
If I ever find you guys in a twitch girls rate my viewers segment and it's a girls.
And you know there's two types of girls.
There's girls and then there's like girls.
If you know what I mean.
If I ever find any of you guys in a Rate My Viewers segment from a girl bro, listen bro,
you're gonna piss me off.
You gotta ask.
Now chat, let me call this one saxophone.
Hello?
Hello.
So, I'm live, I'm live, I'm live, hello.
Yeah, I know you're live.
I just typed in your chat and told you to come grab some of the girls.
Oh.
Wait, that's you?
What do you mean that's me?
How you been?
How has everything been?
I've been good.
How have you been?
I've been good.
I've been good.
Life's been good.
How's, uh, how's the League of Legends?
Actually, pretty well, I'm actually starting to rank up recently, so I guess I'm getting better.
What's your rank?
Why did I find you in the du-
4 or 3 right now?
Wait, you're plop 4?
Yeah.
That's so low, you low your action trash.
Well, yeah, I know it is still trash, it's the exact same thing.
I've been playing for one week and I'm higher ranked than the other than impossible.
Well, I don't know guys are better at games than girls. Well, I was just showing I'm broads for that. Oh
Well, I mean, it's really the same rank
Honestly, I don't notice it's true true true true and also, um, how's what's his name?
Yeah, you guys still together? We are. Oh
You have any girls in your life? No, why not?
I don't know, bro. They just don't like me. I don't know.
I saw you were swiping on Tinder or something the other day.
Some sort of app like that, dating app.
You're not having any luck on there?
Uh, no. All I'm getting is transgenders.
Oh, nice.
Why is that?
I mean, if you're into that, it goes-
No, I'm not!
Mooda has nothing but BBC Transformers in his life.
Alright bro.
Valorant, Jack? Valorant?
Yeah, I guess we'll just do some...
Ballard?
Ballard?
Not too bad, bro.
Not too bad, bro.
Mooda play League, League after Valorant chat.
Wallahi.
On Melee's life, bro.
On Melee's life.
On Melee's life.
We'll play that League of Legends after.
I'm gonna try to hit Radiant, bro.
I wanna hit Radiant today, man.
I wanna hit Radiant.
Mooda, are we doing a Best Buy state?
Wait, we actually can do a Best Buy stream today.
If I shoot today, well, la, he became on my left.
We can actually the cameras charged.
Everything's charged.
Also, don't ever skip on my TTS again.
You big nose bitch.
Oh, you're so fucking weird, bro.
I skipped it one time.
I'm sorry, daddy.
I'm sorry, daddy.
I'm sorry, daddy.
OK, uh, let's invite Ion.
Let's invite camera.
Let's invite, um, join.
I want to hang join for a second you fucking dumbass she want to hang with she
want to hang with you don't know my favorite song is recently I on oh yeah
let me know she want to hang with an Indian she want to hang with an Indian
No song yeah, it's my theme song
Yo listen bro if you beat me to one of you wanna give you $10,000 a dime
Don't believe you bro. What do you mean? No one believes you all we do you $10,000 to beat me to one of you on
No, like yeah, I mean no one believes you. What do you mean, bro? What are you talking? Why would you want? Why would you say that?
No, I just feel like you're a scammer you're the scammer if anyone's a fucking scammer. It's gonna be fucking you
I'm not fucking with that reason bro, I gotta ask you, let's get a one for me.
Bro, just come on though, like do you not want to get embarrassed, I feel like, bro chill.
I'm in like server time bro, I had a deaf enough.
Thanks for saying that I accept your apology but still fuck you replay for everyone to hear.
Mr bro, if you beat me I'll give you $10,000 and I'll give you my M3 competition and I'll
I'll reach out to a dev to get Kainzer on band.
Oh, let's go.
I'm in.
I want to see how pro players play these days, bro.
Now beware, bro.
Now beware.
I do have a DMA.
Who are you all?
The queen of proof?
Okay.
I'm 22 years old, I can't take it, like unironically, but you're how old? 18, 19, like you're literally in your prime
Not there you are
No, this is my first game I just got on I didn't even play
No, no, no, no, no.
It looks like I like it.
Oh, it's a-
It's a-
It's a pure ping.
Pure ping.
Let's go.
It's a-
Let's hide.
They're trolling, right?
They're trolling.
It's a ping.
It's a ping.
It's a ping.
OK, we're on the board.
Oh, thank you, bro.
Thank you for letting me go on you.
You're actually a good guy.
Keep up.
You got me there.
You got me.
You guys, you got me there.
Thank you for letting me get another one, bro. You're actually a good guy.
No, I just... I felt bad, bro. I...
No, no. Like, you didn't want to embarrass me too bad, bro. You're a homeless guy.
Uh, why are we shifting into the end?
Bro, I'm trying to get warmed up, Michelle. I'm not stretching my arm. You know what I'm walking around.
Okay, okay.
Mask on down.
Let's go!
Huh?
There you go.
Oh, you're going to pre-fire into these guitars.
This is going to be fun.
You know what? If you win, I'll give you $10,000.
There's scammer though. You're not giving me shit.
No, no, no. If you win, I'll give you $10,000.
No, cuz you need some nerve like we need to have some nerves to you know, it's not fair
Well, I'm not even refiring my reaction time
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Get on him deep, right?
Get on him deep.
Oh, you're on my screen, though. I see you.
I don't see how much that's why I'm shooting.
you
you
you
you
you
before pro fucking over all this shit is that is jawad still sleeping this guy is still
sleeping by the way it's 3 p.m. how is he sleeping doesn't he work yeah he's he
overslept we stayed up until 4 a.m. last night playing League together bro and
overslept he skipped the brook today go buy the super strike I'm on it right now
bro
yeah do I just solo in this game now like do I have no friends am I really solo
loadable
loadables
it don't matter to me
it don't matter to me what you say
it don't matter to me
it don't matter to me
Let's just say, go on Apex while Zayn is still alive,
I messaged him, bro.
He said, I messaged Zayn Chat.
He said, for Apex, he said that the least we could do is,
he said, I think he fucking said, Monday.
He said, Monday.
He said, Monday we could play,
and then Tuesday he has to go on vacation for a week.
Like this, bro.
Pro's these days, huh?
rolls these days dead ass go to vacation bro chat am I allowed to go on vacation
chat am I allowed to go on vacation bro
I don't even know what gave you the thought to ask, it's obviously a no.
Do you remember what happened to Asian Jeff Rush?
That's the only reason, Chad, you know that's the reason why I haven't been on vacation
yet yet bro I do not want to bro I don't want to come back to three viewers
that genuinely I'm actually scared
that's why I haven't been on vacation yet
oh Poland it's actually a surprising you first game on you're my games instantly
ah
I can't play the game now.
Well, I mean, it's just like 90% of the games I play.
It's probably turning.
I thought he quit. I didn't know he used to play.
I didn't care.
You aren't allowed to play.
But you know, I was the one who got this.
I was the one who got this.
You aren't allowed to play.
But you know, I was the one who got this.
I remember they banned you now.
No, they banned me, but I talked to the developers.
I'm banned now.
Everything's good and shit.
But you know, I'm just going to...
I'm deploying Japan.
What's your best op?
On that?
Probably...
What's his name?
name. Oh, Ash is good. Ace. Twitch them all. Like, how do I play one game and instantly
get five snipers in the first game? Oh, Deimos. I forgot about Deimos. Yeah, it was Deimos.
was demos it was a demos and it was all who's all the guy you seem like an
nashman
Fuck you I would
Chat moving like you got a hundred viewers
Yeah, fuck me my tight little ass if my chat to move with a hundred years
I can bend down right now and you can fuck me with that big monster cock if I have a hundred years
Chat type one of your viewbot
Not bad, Dabba, Bazaar right like how is he just I don't understand
I'm on him, Joe.
Have you never seen nothing other than me?
Vice it to pull up.
Vice it to you, you have to push!
Nice.
Good round, guys.
Good fucking round.
Do you have the super strike?
Yes, I do.
Proof, one more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
One more.
Yeah, proof one day on this mouse. I'm never going back on a run of me
Chad is the best mouse in the world right now. This is literally the best mouse in the world. I don't give a fuck
Yeah, it's not a sponsor bro chat. I literally say I fucking like I literally say the most like fucked up shit ever
I don't I don't get sponsored by shit, bro
This mouse is just it's just easier to click it just feels better on the hands
No, the reason why I love this mouse chat is because
The reason why I love this mouse chat is because it's the same super light, it's the same mouse.
The only thing that changed was this.
Coming up here, coming up here.
One energy remaining.
Fights at all speed.
So we're just cheating, Poland, huh? We're just cheating?
What's up? We're just cheating.
Oh, it basically...
I'm out of here!
change like a really no cheater was was was a cheer was yes was very big was
cheater but if you just play ash by the way that is true
of
okay
of
of
You hold my man, you hold my man, daddy?
Yeah, yeah, cool.
No more scoring.
He's fast and cool.
Now I'm trying to play?
Should I have currently less than six days to find a house and...
I haven't found a house yet, bro.
I hate the lack of homes.
Yo, the super strike is by the way the best mouse in the world.
Can you put a flash here?
Why is everyone saying that?
I don't get sponsored, guys.
I like the V4 better.
Bro, come on.
How are you team Razer with a watch?
Set up the camera.
Let's find the man.
There you go.
Move the camera.
What do you mean?
What do you mean move the camera?
Yo, retard.
I don't have a second monitor.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I broke it.
I BROKE IT!
Holy...
It's a lesson to class.
Don't spend in too many brain cells picking up a match.
Overthinkin' his...
Go to Best Buy and buy a new one. I did. I want to call. What's his name?
Yeah, are you back to playing Valor?
not a lot like maybe like i'm starting my league journey bro holy shit that game's
addicting
that's actually good
i'm currently iron right now
fucking go bro that game's actually good
i'm on leave now, i'm a British shimmer guys
but i'm still gonna deploy Japan, Japan rank once soon
i thought it was China
well i don't know yet
You have more than enough money to get another monitor from Best Buy today.
I still can't get over that also though.
Y'all ever get that?
Are you gonna complete for now?
Yeah, close man.
Am I what?
Are you gonna beef an ass?
I think I did already
Jack, can you play med club?
I need my girlfriend to watch me
I think I'll do it
I think I'll do it
Move!
I'm gonna study med if they're here and go to club
Can you go to the end?
Oh my god!
Go, go, go!
There's another game on this
you stuck left side? Yeah.
Here.
Top bin.
Wait, the top bin's right.
Oh man, he hit me in the head.
Looks like he's running top bin.
Let me know when they're in the tree middle.
I think I'm dead
One more in there
I'll be up here for you, king
I think it's both
They're both, they're both, both
I'm about to use up my Q
What do you mean, bro?
Three, two, one
I had that in the book I had that in the book with the jelly
How?
Where are we shorting?
How the fuck do I die there bro?
Are you raiding anyone soon?
Stop asking me bro, what the fuck is wrong with you bro?
I'm up now bro, all those messages I used to know you should have bro
And you used to always tell me, Mudo, don't worry about the destination, the journey is better
Listen bro, I'm at the destination now, I'm different
I'm not the same anymore bro
I'm talking, give me a second
Porsche GT3 RS soon, I promise.
Yo, stop with that Keckwok bro, stop, what the fuck?
You're gonna start a fucking Keckwok train.
Stop with that shit.
You're gonna start a Keckwok, you're gonna start a Keckwok train, that ass.
Oh my god Ron, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I think it's over.
I
Someone said nose walk in the chat, what the fuck
should I tune my M3 bro? I don't know if I should tune it it's already so fast. I feel
like anything faster is so unnecessary. Like Wallahi bro, Wallahi.
just play it be here with the jet knives. Tune your nose.
Bell. You're gonna play up on the put-up or no?
What do you mean our M3?
I'm gonna swap you in, cuz I might play you late.
Want me one way to main? Get out of my way!
Uh, no it's fine. Smoke M1.
Whatever it may be.
I'll break up on him.
Get it, guys.
He's being an interviewer.
Jack, my name is Moodle.
Oh, no.
And this is how and why I call myself the Chosen One.
Oh, he's being called.
Anyone who swings this angle is instantly dead.
I'm gonna shoot him.
it's coming down mid
one coming out
one up cat
can you just walk with him?
no no no, I'll take it
oh my stick to other games please
Yeah, you did, here we go.
I don't think that's gonna keep slow defaulting.
They're so good, you're really lazy on D.A.
I think I got him
Just in front of you
I have a job
I have a big
I'll be in front of you
Can I get a buy by?
Or a jet, alright
Get in
Run and be in
I don't know what to do with it.
Run away, run away, run away.
Wait, one deep, one deep.
With 120 on him, Silver.
One deep at Lobby.
You should just take the fight, let's go walk on him.
120.
Come on B, come on B, come on B.
No, he can oh
Shut I'm on five hours a sleep bro my aura sleep score was literally below like a five
Hey, it was 50 my order ring was a 50 today like I don't know which I want to tell you
Yo Muda, you sound tired, I am bro, like, you know what I'm saying, like, I am, that's
my excuse today, we're all tired.
What are you doing this one?
Is this someone's startiles?
Muda to bronze Japan series.
I
man
Yo one one 10 so
So was one body shot
But why is your face look like this chef from rata to me?
What
Like what do you mean?
I'm on my way, I'm on my way, I'm on my way
i'm a tp on gen
Oh reset your spray you dumb fuck.
One hundred people left.
Here, here, here.
Who the hell have you seen this? What is this?
Last round in the half.
You guys saw that shit?
One point saving.
Jet?
So what should I mean? I mean so what I mean fuck not so what I mean
Wait, does you think we're recent November or is that a trailer?
Nice
November bro, that's like soon. No
Yeah, I mean
Why is there one more there like you're such a fucking virgin what are you doing?
I'm fucking mean
I'm sorry, how how how how how how
How?
That's shit
Ah, the fuck is how?
I don't know, I was just saying this again, like it's a great boost to exceed or something.
What is this email bro?
Different gums?
These games. These kids.
These kids with their words.
What is this?
What is this? What is this?
I think we just find mid.
Yeah.
I'll bear bottom mid.
Wait, give us the smoke here and just pull on just fast, take bottom mid, so we can't
walk around at my time.
Wait, where do I go?
Where do I go?
N2.
Okay.
No.
Just hold.
I'll double cap and then we can take bottom mid.
No peeking!
He's gonna respawn.
I should all go in.
Now chat, the reason why I do this is because they're gonna be slow.
Wait, but now that I'm full cam, they don't know where I am.
Which is gonna get me a kill right now.
I'm out of here!
Chat type 1 if Muda changed ever since he started averaging 30,000 viewers after he went to the LA Jace and the Ween Diddy party.
I'm down for it. Fuck it.
I'm gonna die by the minute.
I'm standing here.
They're dealing the area.
No peeking.
Gotta go.
I'm gonna go up.
Oh, I'm going through the room.
I'm gonna go down.
I have no gun.
I'm gonna get right back.
I'm gonna go up.
I'm gonna go up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Backside, backside. No gun, no gun. Just the classic with the right foot.
And the smoke, and the smoke, and the smoke, and the smoke.
Allah, wakbar, Allah, wakbar!
Bismillah, al-hamdulillah, I'm doing negative.
Like, what are you guys doing?
Allah.
Last hit 100, healing.
Healing, healing.
It doesn't be a hundred HP.
Oh hell no.
Oh hell no.
I mean it's low key on us so...
I mean you got terrorists.
What happened?
Did the Omino wrap, Jen?
Yeah, he was playing gen with the smoke.
Yeah, but I'm not really gonna kill.
No, he gotta kill on me. Did he smoke site and then run back behind me?
No, he just died a moment, fuck it.
Wait, is...
I think I'll spam through the smoke?
What?
I guess so, yeah.
His own gen spot this for me.
Is this Super Shrek actually a good mouse or no?
Can we smoke at least?
I don't know bro I might go back to the super like ever since I've plugged this mouse that I've been playing like ass
Like I like it, but like my gameplay doesn't like it bro. I'm going like triple negative every game
Nice
Yeah
you go negative in every game nowadays it's cool
I was in a thorn brahman man
Yeah, just wait for me to come main please. All good.
We're walking out, we don't need to run.
My mash have come, that's not me.
You should just never get to re-spawn, yeah.
I'm a fighting man, this shit looks serious fuck.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yes, it's around mid if you want.
But if I had to kill him, I'm speeding up.
I have a dart that lands on the arse, do you want it?
Oh, gotta go!
I'll get it.
Reveal the game.
Reloading.
I'll land in the choke.
Right here.
You think I'm gonna cross to help?
No, no way.
So, do you want to go cat?
Yeah, for a second.
I got the bike.
I only have a sheriff, so just be careful.
Enemy spotted!
Let's go doors
Both were on
30 seconds left one enemy
Let me just play outside.
Do you want to come here? Do you want to come here?
Here.
Up, down.
He has no flash.
Last one down.
Nice.
Holy fuck, that was shit.
Check that was a real tp. Oh my I've been gonna lost
Moodle when is Jinxie gonna go live? Oh?
Jesus, I mean yo listen if I look at my chat one more time
I see one is just gonna go live. I'm gonna send a nuke to your house
Give me a recon for giraffe and give me a flash by NGCA
Here to walk a thing
You're dead!
One empty.
Enemy spotted.
Spike down, dead.
I have the spike.
One for the fade.
Watch out! Go, go, go!
Keep your time, keep your time!
Go go go!
Don't play on team!
Bullshit!
I should have put it...
Chad's off, we tend to go for a risky play.
He's at 11 now, have it.
We have recon.
Swing it off! Swing it off!
We're down.
Take flight.
Enemy one.
One enemy remaining.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Matey!
With the 10 gifted subs you can not inside of me whenever you want to make me
Thank you so much
Make you with the 10 gifted subs making well along. Yeah. I love you, mate. Hmm. Uh daddy
Make yeah, I love you daddy
That was our vice-boy
Chai if anyone wants to go ahead and gift the one sub or a prime sub right now. I'll
I'll leak Ron's ass cheek. I'll leave you the wrong ass cheek that he sent me one time
I'm gonna be your head dropping up with ice.
You're gonna have to jump on a laundry board.
Drop the gun.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I got it.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
One flank. Two CT.
One flank. A long one.
Oh my god, bro. Not Lilith with the tier one, get the sub. I love you.
Mhmm, maybe with the 10 more, get the subs. Maybe I love you, bro.
Maybe I love you, bro. Jack, do I look good? Be honest, bro.
Written in a skill, I want the 10. And be honest, bro. Be honest.
What does that mean?
Oh my god.
Like that word or that phrase.
A law?
The famous one.
What about the famous one?
What does that mean?
God is great bro.
God is great.
Why do people say that before dying?
Alright.
Close close close, I think he's won.
Let's go!
I'm not fucking kidding.
I'm going to go mid, I'm going to go mid and kill Omen between me and then I'm going to come back here.
Come triple-faceted my drone. You're ready. Okay. Okay. Hold on
I'm not down
Only on the tree my tree
I
Haven't haven't haven't
I don't know bro. It smells as I
Let's win this game on a lock.
Get ready?
On a lock, work bar.
I'm full running up.
This is not baby
I
What is that
I don't know what you saying
You, you, you, you, you, that's not the way to get over me.
I feel like I don't know, man.
I'm out of here.
I'm going to jump to see Bobster.
I'm going to go.
Wait a minute.
You're out of here.
That's not optimal.
I can dart more, dude.
I'll suck your M3.
Come on, you're sure you can't.
No camera slap, I already broke this monitor, bro, I already broke this monitor.
I'm not breaking my OLED monitor, bro, you can suck my dick.
You can suck my dick.
I don't know what you're saying you you you you that's not the way to get over me
Chad do y'all like this do y'all like this sell webcam bro should I just keep the webcam here, bro
Shad am I allowed to go take a piss bro. I need to take a piss pretty badly. I won't lie
Shad am I allowed to go take a piss bro. I need to take a piss pretty fucking bad me bro pretty bad me
I'm going to call ladies and tell them fries real quick one sec.
You no keep cam there I have to constantly dodge that big ass nose from slapping me 24-7.
you
you
you
you
you
That is literally the worst fit you could have worked with date
Literally the word ironic because the ice man was a nice man now. I'm hot and cold
Is it bad that I'm literally like, feigning for a fucking League of Legends game?
Like bro, this is bad man.
Am I addicted to League?
Am I addicted to League bro?
Am I addicted to League?
Okay, can you muscle here?
Yeah, I'm just laying there.
Can you smell?
I run it cuz a nice man was an ice net wait I run it cuz a nice man was a
probably man but now I'm hot and cold oh I earn it cuz a nice man was a go-go-go
the ice man was a nice man now
yeah look at that uh...
Moota I jerked off thinking about you last night
Carter he's like I don't know what's wrong with you bro
Carter there's gotta be something wrong with you bro
one enemy remaining
FK?
Oh, he's really good.
Crasher!
Yeah, we're good, man.
Hey, you hold him from behind, so when he kills him, when he comes back, you just kill him.
Man, so this is how I'm sweating, you're that fellow, is that like you?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
Remaking in 2026
like your rank depends
like it depends on your life bro
like it's actually not
yo, yo, yo, yo
these guys need to stop remaking bro
these guys need to stop remaking man
Chat, should we do a Valorant segment?
What should be our Valorant segment today?
Or should we lowkey take a break?
No, no, no, no, no.
I think we take a break.
I think we take a break.
I think also today, no, no, no.
I think we do a Valorant segment tomorrow, but we play Apex Legends for like an hour today.
Yay, nay, or gay.
When are you playing League so I can snipe you?
you
you
you
you
you
you
the cheeky stone but I remain you have my bridge someone no no I found him wait
wait I'm low I'm low he's already out yellow
Our brain is going to have no comms at the end of the game with us.
Sheesh, not a door.
Why does this guy Q-Snipe the Mooda Lobby and then just turn comms off after round one?
How do you know he Q-Snipes?
Everyone Q-Snipes. Let's calm down.
Can someone buy me plays, daddy?
I missed the other radiant lobby. That one was more show
You're a hymathy Tim and I could tell you've been playing this game a lot recently with
that movement of yours.
I would have done the same thing.
I would have done the same thing.
And I consider myself the best player in this game so for us I think the same conclusion
of the same democracy of the vitals.
Has anybody shown an obsession movie bro?
Oh and two.
back up your poking my monitor lovey-king bro like what is wrong with
you knows not in that big wait is that dad nerd oh bro everyone only saw that
sound like you wait it's honestly like embarrassing for me it will day I'm one
trust standing ahead could be walking down mid with that it's like they they
One McDonald's, one McDonald's, one McDonald's.
They flanked it and they know it.
I got the spike!
Guys, just go B.
I didn't want that.
I was staring at one, bro.
Nothing happened, it's okay.
Unnecessary.
Oh shit. I got nowhere.
Oh.
Suck my Disney.
I think our Reyna's KCAP.
No, please don't say that.
Moodoo, if you did move in with me, you could be way closer from your baby mama-sinner.
Who's K-Kat?
What are you saying? We just said that.
Guys, man, fuck, bro.
You have the same ping as K-Kat?
What'd I believe?
Oh, I don't believe anyone.
My god.
Chat, she responded to me, bro.
I'm not sure what they're doing.
They're just keeping track of the girls on the B side that got responded to you, bro.
If we don't do anything, then they just take A main and then we just lose the round.
We did do something on the B side.
Let's go, Rushie.
I got one shot.
Yeah, one here's bad.
She sets a gif.
Go B.
Pop your jet knights and we go Crayon.
That was the plan.
You got 10 think right you got to focus up
What do I say, I don't know what to say I never get this
I know you miss me daddy I know you miss me
that
that sounds yeah that was crazy I think I've ever
ever do you ever it's just crazy man I
wasn't tell y'all bro I'm the best player
in this world
I don't know I mean
haha
let's go let's go let's go
I'm an old mid-door. You guys go for a mid.
I'm never trusting your drone again, bro.
Well...
Yo, I hit that several times, and you're welcome. I would kill them.
Oh, no.
Takes flight.
Hey, wall day.
She's a lonely, single mom in your alien leader.
She wants to crack your big mouth.
Hey, cubby.
You're a piece of shit.
Standing ahead.
I have the spot.
I have the spot.
You got me, you got me, you got me.
Fight down, A.
Crowned.
You got me.
Wash my alt is ready don't throw don't throw my game and don't throw our game
Don't not redeem these guys are also not ready
Do not redeem it why did you redeem it?
Like a calm chat what is 30 kilometers away though like she lives in the States bro
She lives across the state from you, bro. Like I hope she has her passport
Chava I say
One enemy remains
Well, it's so easy to play this game you don't have to entry and just instantly die for your shitty ass being team that does nothing
I'm gonna play silvermore
You should walk up in an internal really just said that
If they one way you should you should just drone from behind the box and then just yeah
Drone behind this box and then if you ping them you can all
Feeling area
I bomb you do a bomb you are just over
You not rolled around
Wait, he's alive.
That's ammoble?
I'm gonna go back to the bomb.
I'm in here, you fucking scammer terrorist.
Dang, he got you.
I
Think you want to go for the one crazy is that I
Know that happened to me and then I got weird yeah, I feel like I'm weird
Well, who's talking about who whose birthday I'm saying was your birthday week after going I said happy birthday Muda
And then my birthday was three days ago, and you didn't even you didn't say I heard you're a tourist
Yeah, bro. We've our birthdays earth in a week of each other. Oh my god. So maybe that's why we're so alike, bro
Oh, yeah, we're definitely you wouldn't say okay. I'm the more athletic good-looking guy or the more smart guy
The more honestly, I feel like it doesn't earth like actually went outside. He'd be like
He got it what I'm gonna double major I graduated double major in social
I talked to girls all the time in real life
I
fucking ran
Grab that up grab that up grab that up grab that up
Can we just default up and play slow my girlfriend's calling me? I'm ever back. All right
Yeah, let's try. Hey Siri. I'm all Ariana Grande
Ariana afghan restaurant on michigan ariana afghan restaurant nice nice quick question mark let's go to that bro
where are we gonna do the a thing with the drone everything got it we're going to the ariana afghan
yeah i know
standing ahead
nowhere to run
terrorist your fucking coms off but you're fucking pussy your fucking shit
I mean true true I'm just trolling right now I'm just trolling hold on I love you
though
can you guys not be rude to me no I was joking oh you're on your own bro go
back on your main I'm on a fucking laptop I know I'm better now I'm sorry
no my voice just disappeared do not send like hook the mood up yeah why is my
my soul to find off everyone bro I should play and get it like so what
You're slow.
You're slow.
You're slow, you're mine.
You're too off.
I mean, Claude, listen, man.
Claude, there's nothing taking you.
Like, I don't know how to tell you this, bro.
I don't know how to tell you this, but...
Bro...
If you're gonna step in the corner and just do nothing, bro,
just get off the game and jerk off.
I'm playing with the bomb, bro.
Stop buying off.
Bro, I'm playing good with it, bro.
bro this guy's baiting everyone to get kills and then we're all your kills are
on lost around go freaking LeBron James for a request again let's just go be
not bait each other type shit
the site is free it's just viper it's killing
that's fine
I got it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is going on there?
What are you doing?
You guys went to the sluggy of Datsun for $1000.
I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad
That's all right, it's all done. Yo, I hate when I say when I say let's play off and then no one plays off
You know what I mean?
When I say play off
I mean off and then I get mad and then twitch that's like why is desert so mad and I'm like wow nice
Let's go ahead. Let's go. Okay, but you wanted to play off when they had a clove up. Yes. Yes
I actually do because if we all play off the
You should go into with them
It's can be men
He's not close. Behind left side. Behind left side.
He's down to A.
They are down. I have this spike.
Alright, keep running. Just keep running.
That should be nice.
No, no.
They have AWP on A.
Well, dude, we just won.
The AWP is gone.
I'm so bad. No, I could have even put it on that bro. If I got mine and you got to
Oh my god, are you serious?
Are you dead ass, bro?
Oh my god, who toggled?
Who was it, Chad?
Who was it?
bro who was it was it
I don't know
wait who was who did it
well it definitely wasn't our team because our team was some cheeks
I know they were asses
brondosaurus I don't think it was that tired guy that guy was awful too
everyone was awful
Was it Poland?
This was on that team.
Oh my god, bro.
I don't know.
Wait, maybe it was Klove, because Klove got a kill and it was top frag? I don't know.
I hope they also ban our jet while they're at it, because it was last round with knives and he dashes out with his regular knife out.
That's not the knives, bro.
Q, Q, Q.
I'll play one
Rainer was on his laptop his other DMA got banned
Oh, bro
And once again, there's a bot sitting in the corner the one-shot in the last one
What gonna get smully out of position?
Okay, nobody on the chat. It's literally bitches. Ah boys
And what has no idea about the rest?
Shots upon us!
Nine!
Rubbing.
Bends are being opened already.
The bomb is not down yet.
And both the air royce is coming.
Careful, I think they may have wallets with smoke.
I'm not even joking.
What bricks are?
What the fuck?
Ninja defuse!
Ninja defuse!
What?!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yo, is this guy dead ass losing to bots, bro?
How is this guy losing to bots, bro?
Hey, Siri, FaceTime, Ron.
starting a FaceTime call to Ron yo it's good bro how are you bro listen bro as
I was saying bro listen how are you doing today bro yes I'll rage it I
know I should be my rage bubble how are you doing today bro doing good bro what
What are you going to do on this Friday? What are your segments today? Tell us.
Let me see how hardworking my favorite streamer is, bro. What are your segments today?
I'm doing a cooking stream.
What are you cooking?
A duck.
Okay, anyway, listen. The real reason why I called you here, bro, is now that I'm a 30,000 viewer, Andy, can I move into the core house?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, I had to hang that one up.
That ass.
Throwback to one of the best streams.
I'm gonna be honest with you, this is one of my favorite streams.
That ass.
Drop a minute if this is your favorite.
This was better than New York to me.
That ass.
That ass.
Drop a minute if this is your favorite.
This was better than New York to me.
That ass.
I'm like the new anti-cheat thing no laugh. Oh it likes are breaking people's DMAs. Yes.
Why are people mad that if they're cheating in the game they get their computer freaking
cooked. I don't know. Match found. It's actually brain dead.
Also, is it a DMA like the can you get caught DMA in this game?
Yes, really that's the whole point of that
anti-cheat
But it's like
The thing that's getting bricked is like their their alternate device like it's not it's not really their computer
And then turn it into a rose. It's not a roast bro
I can't wait for Japan, bro, like, and all like the freaking noobs of Twitter just think
they know what they think they know what they're talking about, like, nice, bro.
I can't wait for Japan to go up, bro, is it bad that my lease is open like seven days
and I don't have a house yet?
You made a hundred and forty three K last month on Twitch. What are you saying?
I just having a time to play this game bro me my girlfriend hang out for much of your day
I mean, bro, don't get complacent man, but this game is, you know, it is pretty cool, but I don't know
I'm kind of, yo, oh my god, you should try League of Legends, bro
Holy shit that game's so fun. I think I might, no, I think I would rage every game
There's no doubt. Bro, that game is so good, bro. It's actually so good. I'm actually getting addicted
I'm doing a road to challenger series
Yeah, that's a never-ending road
I
Yeah, I did
No, but
Whoa this god this mouse is like shooting on accident Bochette. I might just hang it up
It could be heaven though
map
What's happened what's happened like wallah it's just shooting bro
What are these guys doing
Yeah, awesome forgot playing with you and no delays like this amazing wasn't even expected about us. I'm so man
Are you a bun? No
You just blind you blind you blind you blind you just take but yes you take space to the
right you fucking that's it.
Now you take space to the right you cut noise and you smoke here and then you just walk
them in.
No you don't.
Once you go to the right though if you smoke you want to know where you are.
I feel like you just go to there you just take a fight once the smoke is here though
He has to worry about being in this smoke and then you have enough time to cross here
And then once he goes the other side he thinks that you played in the smoke
So there's just so many possibilities you could have played that I played in the worst one
We should go mid guys chamber was mid by the way he put his trip right here
Let me smoke in there or just contact it no don't do anything just walk
droid
k walk peek
come a cage we're gonna go be having fast you ready
one
two
three
let's go
go go go
i want that gun i want that gun i want that gun
i'm gonna get the gun
reloading
no the fuck is so bad on the left
nice
oh you are such a fucking
i got a pain i got a pain
fucking pig
i got a pain so bad
he waited for me to jump down the ropes too
yeah
that's a double B
oh my god
Evan
and he has the fucking tal- oh my god
OHHHHHH
ohhh
the ten sensitivity to he just has it all
and chamber's just a fucking- you don't have to get his gun?
our word
I can't believe he won that round
what do you mean chamber's doing the fucking black beetle challenge?
okay
he's just stuck up
what is that challenge? I've never heard of that challenge
The Black Beetle challenge, Black Beetles in the City.
Oh, I didn't hear Black Beetles.
I heard something completely different.
All right.
Yo, just contact the-
Black Beetles in the City!
Is that the way to make it lead?
I'll let it learn.
Make sure to go quick when you're ready.
I really hope we don't lose the round, holy moly, how do we almost lose that?
You should have seen him bro, you should have seen him.
Let's go mid go mid from the left from market dog mid smoke Miller smoke mail and just take it
Chalice better bros 0.4 0.2 generally bro generally
He just tripped me in a way.
Sky and Rain are B or A.
Jamer just won B heaven.
Wait.
What?
I just found my turn.
Wait, where'd she go B?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh yeah.
Just try something.
He's drunk.
What the f**k?
Spike down B.
I like that guy.
One vents.
One vents.
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go B?
Which out, why is my cross there not changing her politics?
Once I once I went heaven, which I wise my boss are not changing colors
Bro Logan I wonder literally
Holy cow that was that was kind of nice like I just want to fuck the shit out of you bro. That was nice
I'm not gonna go
Are we all going mid?
Yeah, sure. I'm done. All right. Do you want me to dog anything?
No, Dex, you don't have a dog. Yeah, yeah, why won't this dog color change? I don't get it. Oh
Oh, it's you you know, it's me you type in my chat 30 minutes before this game. What do you mean?
Well, I'm not even tired. I
didn't know you as a monster
Oh my god, there's one way, man.
You should do it now.
Okay, so they're gonna know which is fine.
Why does one have an idea where I am?
Well they know where I am, they know we have an A, so.
I'm gonna walk them in.
Oh my god.
They're waiting for you to go ramp.
Can you smoke ramp?
Yeah.
Tractor was traveling.
Huh?
I'm gonna go that, do you?
Yeah
Well, I'm gonna cam that that cross job. What do I say to the Tinder girl, bro?
Screensets. What do I say to the Tinder girl like genuinely, bro? I think there's running away. Don't get seen don't get seen don't get seen
Okay, we gotta go be we gotta go be
Smoke stairs and you can
Ask to see her kitty
yeah
go plant
what is wrong with you
like genuinely what is wrong
honey brevin
1 your next smoke
heaven heaven
i have a 3 year old
its just
how do i work with
how do i work with that
dude
I can't believe i did all that to lose
i'm not alive
I did all of that to lose.
No, no more pulling out your almond plant when you're on beat.
Oh, like you have the worst last wannabe wonder, like ever.
But what the hell, don't get it.
Bro, I just did so much that around.
It's like no closing in your bones.
You can't close.
Let's go ahead.
Oh my god, I actually just had every...
I'm baiting by the way. I'm just hard baiting everyone.
I'm trying to go first. That's the biggest baiter since 1965.
What was the jet I haven't blocked?
I don't know. I don't know how I don't know.
Yeah
Is it KK? Oh stop stop please. Is it KK on you? Kicking your ramp, we're going site right?
We're going site please.
Fight that fight that fight that
I've got your trail
One more one more here. Fuck me. How do I not kill him?
He's walking up in
What is that guy what is that dickhead he's out he's out to out
No, I mean I I didn't think that he would throw a decayed
Bo I swore to God the way they're playing is just it's just snipe. It's just obviously the glass game
They weren't sniping though
That's cuz they didn't have the cheater
Who's the cheer I don't know something up man. Let's go. Let's go mid stop going in our a rush is not hitting right now
Our mid's going good
Because their chambers putting me man
Moody there's literally no way you turn off the stream with 30,000 people you bought them yourself. Yes, I know yes
You're right, bro. I bought 30. Yes
You're so smart, bro. You're on to me, bro. Yes, you're right, bro. I'm right, bro. You're on to me
if you have what you're using in
hey don't peek into the dog
right
we just have to let him fight
he isn't smoking, it's a shorty
i just died from behind
okay i don't have that time to kill him
that's really bad
Hmm
None of you have like Davey well
Two three seven six who is that I
Think I'll be bro. I think we'll be I think we ignore man
I think we just go be made like that. I'm gonna go maybe you don't peek until the dog full clear
with them
Well, you don't have a jet anymore, so good luck
Your bro stop drama here with it camera doesn't even take this
You only dial this yes, I know
He knifed my trip. I'm gonna smoke your mom
Oh
How is this guy always lost the line I want to be more than
Think so Dix yes, there's jet is forward
And I don't know where you get that from your mouth just start wondering anywhere
fix that
So
We should go mid and then you should not be you can tell the dog full clears
And then we use double do this info to kill the guy vents and then we can do something
Even a second don't keep me still smoking now
Don't die fanboy wait. I'm not a fanboy boy. That's you stop
I
Have to have our be main walk out to women. Yeah
I'm gambling your your drop. All right, just stop backing up
One enemy remaining
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Dude, me and Muda combined right now.
More viewers and Jinxie, bro.
Let's go.
What?
I said us.
Just me, bro.
Us.
All of us, bro.
We put us together.
A big three, bro.
A big three.
Bro, what?
Three inch.
Three inch.
Three inch.
Let's go.
I'm going to do the duck.
Duck three.
Duck three.
Duck three.
Duck three.
Duck three.
Duck three.
Oh
Oh my god.
I'm gonna show my ass.
Yeah.
If you waited those three seconds, you're getting banned.
Two, two, two.
Oh, you're going to jail. Never mind.
I'm gonna have to sort 40.
Heaven, have another one.
Heaven, have another one.
Oh, he's a dog and a man. You need to help him.
Nice, nice one's a man.
What's stunned you? What the fuck?
You're feeling it, kid. 14 and 6.
From what is it you? Why are you calling me kid?
How old are you?
22.
Okay.
Yes, don't call me kid.
Is that supposed to be like a difference?
I don't know about you, but me and Muda are feeling 22.
Oh, God, get out of my ear.
Hello?
that man
made pop a cringe bro don't do that
what?
god im a dog in mid bro
yo what?
what? whats wrong with you?
yo mood I sorta got if you're eating this game im gonna run down
baw that
its a problem bar
just the chop
go beat go beat go beat go beat now
You're going to yell at my or or lasagna. No, no, no, I don't want I don't do not do it
Can you ask guys out for me? I already saw the message. I already saw the message before you saw it. All right
Wait, what are you a chocolate bar allegedly?
Probably 20 a chocolate bar of the minute
I
Give her dip in chocolate dip
To the smoke I can't aim I'm sorry
oh man you might be the last alive monster of doom you got it bro you got
it it's the close oh is it cheating no no this guy might throw it that was some
weird looking name yes fast you're going to jail
Oh my god, no he can't push anymore. Oh, oh, he's having now
He should go back and then if he doesn't hear the drop that means he walks out me
What? What is that timing?
I don't know.
That sh**t, that natchaver sniping, that guy sniping.
Why would he slow walk, re-clear this after you just killed him?
You probably can walk from here all the way to screen and subjiggle the push screens when the bomb is down back-heat back side.
One of you, what if you must not have your own structure from both down here?
What? I've thrown a set in the lake.
Are you playing with the lake today? Okay.
Yeah!
Now what are you playing with, Muda?
Well, Logan.
Logan bro, do you eat pussy?
No, Muda's fault. Got it.
What?
I do eat the dude pussy?
He said you have a girlfriend.
You should be doing this to Muda.
Celebrate by choice till marriage.
No, he's not here anyway.
by choice by the way to the lark boxer
allegation chambered me in one word
my jet walking mood I'll be in that's
actually a good question
I'll help you guys.
I made it.
You're good.
Reloading.
It is okay.
Fight planted.
Roll.
Like how were none of those shots a fucking headshot?
Hmm.
Yo, it's-
If you're going to Q-snap Muta and try to bean the lobby at no-com and Shreer Mode and go double triple negative,
that's fine, but at least don't run down mid no-com.
no comment he's just play normal
you know what i mean
no i don't know what he means
right so he comes
no he doesn't like he doesn't use it though i guess i want to
try not to work for him
what are you doing here man? you're a weird guy man
You're a weird guy.
No, stack B, stack B, ready to go B.
They're going B, help our teammate.
What?
Contact B.
What?
Hold mid.
Ready?
What?
Why?
Why?
I mean why?
I mean why?
I knew you were doing a play then.
Stop it, guys.
They're going to be having our jets dead.
Enemy spotted B.
Yo.
I
Don't remember man to me
down be
Okay, we're hungry
Me and you bro, you like that you like that me and you bro
I don't know. Let's get home.
Let's go guys. No. No. Do you
guys like? We're going to smoke.
Smoke instantly. Don't let smoke.
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine.
You guys like the super strike
mouse? Is this super strike? Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. We got to get the
right. Don't be. Sky play a rain
a go start spawn towards B. Just
don't throw the round. We're
fine. We're playing. Hey, what's
that? No, you can play a but don't
play vents. Vents is banned.
you go around and be safe.
Oh my God, Jen!
Actually, no, this guy's crypto trading for money.
So anyway, you have to stay B because this burger keeps
going there.
One B man.
I got my heaven.
Oh, I can't.
I'm going to spawn.
He's out.
He's outside.
One B.
I'm sure she is literally but like bros guy had all three of them with their knife out all through the knife out
Yeah, yeah, that's me
Yeah, you don't have to like me you're still throwing for your teammates
There's two other people here three other people that are still trying to win
I mean, he's just gonna rage peek
nothing they're be made they're gonna be be made smoke be made early
spike down
I got you I hear you
one outside A one missing
one enemy remaining
okay last one outside A, we have bomb
How are you here done here, oh, what do you mean? I killed him. Did you make it this far?
Okay, we know the drill. Stick to your roles and we'll crush it.
Jack, can you go play this?
No, he doesn't like me. Kappa.
Joe, get out of vents. Get out of vents. Start ramps.
Bro, I'm playing the win, bro. Not just sit ramps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just want to be around something else. Well, then you pick up here right after okay
Oh, there's got to be
I mean he's jumping
This jet is like a day on the altar something for 34 34 34 no
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey on a
Good job, I
Mean Logan is jealous of this guy's gameplay is it's better than you?
Yep
Yo, by the way, do you want actually I like I have a good opportunity to make a lot of money
How much is a lot? No, like a lot like a hundred
When heyo day places first match on energy
Bet on them losing I swear to God mood up. Put your house on it
What would you see so I'm gonna actually put 50k on them losing I
Mean, I'm serious. You will actually make free money
Why they're meeting in the mid
I don't want to sky you to all day after getting jail time.
One bottom hit by a scound, B.
Could go through A technically, but he's gonna be mad.
Just don't be dead like he's not, be mad at me.
Left and right, he's gonna go mark A, Muda.
Wait
We had moves on the team and you're gambling
I was scrolling on Twitter and I saw how they got side energy academy.
I was actually shitting myself laughing bro.
On my life, if you never sports bet side of...
Yes, yes, deep line after passing.
You need to bet on energy academy losing first game.
He's gonna bait his own team.
I'll take it right this time!
Take my knife out!
That's not good.
One could be late mid.
They're like going mid.
I'll take it.
40 jet.
Alright, they figured out B. I'm going to give you a trip, but like, we got a lot to say.
Just start here, everyone, and then just jiggle and then blind.
I will help you
Okay, I was ever free
We're not
What do you jump at that just don't stop like the deep angle
Not messed this thing
I'm going to be down for a minute.
You got a pair of you.
4, 4.
5, 5.
Shadows coming right now.
Hello.
I've got your trailer.
Hello.
They're fighting me.
You gotta band on.
We're running heaven twice.
Whoa, 114 sky, 114.
Whoa.
They're both one shot the last two a lot of our one shot
He's not one shot. I'm for 50. Oh boy. He's won. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, thank God
No, they're asking
Versus who it doesn't matter who they're playing
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter who energy Academy's playing bro. It doesn't matter
I don't know where that I don't know what site you guys just got to find a site
But you're gonna make free mood. Oh, when are you doing the have sex with my viewers segments?
company
You did 80 damage and he's got one shot.
80 is not one shot.
He's two shot.
You're best.
Two shot.
Two shot.
Two shot, bro.
Big difference.
Let's jump out.
Let's jump.
Let's jump.
Let's jump.
Let's jump.
You want to play?
Let's play.
I'm honestly all...
Take some outs.
They crossed.
They're just fighting me, yo.
Let's go.
Do this stuff fine, too.
33.
I can go on.
Damn, Sets.
Yeah, God-Train.
God-Train.
Can you, Omen by Alboa, can we go on?
Yeah.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
One more.
Two-side, two-side.
What?
They're both on me.
Oh my god, I'm being sniped to the edge. I'm full camping. I'm full camping, I'm full camping. That is disgusting though.
What?
Thank you. Thank you. Come a
Where jambal play be it's fine. Just play it
Instantly blind here if they are here and they cut noise you're gonna dog through after a couple seconds if they keep making noise
You're just gonna keep ramping
To here
Sky one more three or three or three here
We're good. Can you live not us?
Full bit we're good
No spot your aunt. It's fine. There's three here. We're missing run
You know for 55
Keep the place fun.
Get out of here.
Just run away.
Run away.
My turn.
Run right here.
Is that Tyler?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
I'm here.
Bye.
There was a vendor down there.
Last place.
Bro, I'm gonna switch my mouse.
Let's act.
Bro, get on the Superstrike.
Get the Paganos out of my screen, it's terrifying.
It's all like...
Okay, after they get this cross-deck, you're gonna just back up towards that, or back here,
We're back side here, and you're just gonna lose and you're just never gonna die
Well back here like spawn like just
The thing is they're not entering until one of us die, so if we just afk we're good
I honestly wanted to jump down but the smoke was fading so I could if you guys want to double fight ramps
You can too if you want to blind it like off time like I can cage instantly be getting their own
Yeah, it's quiet. I watch B now because there's nothing a smoke be an upper team
Every day
They're up ramp. They're up
I'm going to add on the left this round but they're just like a hero, so I don't know what
you're going to do, brother, step in the middle.
I think I already have close E.T.
Ramp.
Oh, spike planted.
Last player standing.
I'm going to add on the left for you guys, what's up?
I'm going to add on the left.
I'm going to add on the left.
I'm gonna add on to it for you guys, one sec, I'm gonna add on to it.
I don't know how they always lurk out in UMB, Omen, but we know they're there.
I'm calling that we have eight
I'm holding the guy in my smoke
He ran through and stormed below me
and I went below the other guy right there
I don't know if you want me to say that
I need to advise but
I have no gun
Two us a day
I'm a player
I'm a player
I'm a player
I'm a player
I have no smokes.
He's hopping, hopping. Chamber's here, awful.
That was the big guy. That was my guy.
He just shot me.
I don't have a gun, so...
They're gonna go out on Yumuda.
I know I'm one though, bro.
They're on BN.
I'm gonna stay here just in case.
God, you're fun!
My 30 seconds left.
I
Bunt it mid skype it I think look there
Spike planted one have on another
Maybe two on one shot. Uh, you should beat me. You should make me log in just in case I'm like
I'm gonna grab the off actually once I'm gonna grab the off and just beat me
One enemy maybe Logan, please
I don't know who was sniping, but someone was for sure sniping by the way.
Who's this lame-o?
I don't know you're just throwing all the entire game
Geez golemic or who is it? I don't know his name off
What is the bug by the way, I walk at the Seattle's name anymore
Not it will you have to wait a couple minutes you can look on track or right away, but you're gonna wait a couple minutes
Is that a bug or is that because like anonymous mode? I think it's to stop daily valve
I'm like knowing anonymous names does it not and did it stop for David as well as daily patch
Yeah, they live out doesn't work anymore. I know oh my god. Thank God. Okay. Well still man. I don't know
Whatever. All right, you use your bro. Yeah, I'm done look at the game
Mooda play pubs on apex to get better at the game. So Zane is happy next time you play
I mean bro, if I really wanted to get rid of it and get rid of it, but like at the cost of my own mental health, like I'm literally balding every time I play this game, I'm gonna be chocked.
I'm just balding. I'm literally balding. Every time I play this game, I'm balding bro. Like actually every time I play this game, I'm just balding. Like fuck me.
Oh man, man, man, man, man.
you
you
you
you
you
You
What is this kid, this is crazy, what the fuck?
You know, like, I don't know.
You gotta learn trunels cause I ranked, I mean bro, it's just like this guy is so fucking
busy all the time.
He's so busy all the time, bro, I can't even fucking, I can't even play with him.
bro holy shit chat I need a fucking second monitor bro I genuinely need a
second monitor man I can't with this one monitor shit bro I literally just can't
like how do I even do this shit should we really do a best buy stream I'm looking
down to a best buy stream bro
let me FaceTime draw real quick
is he still sleeping bro does everything but play valorant yeah night you fucking
retard you ugly fuck you stupid fucking retard night try playing valorant bro
for two years eight hours a day while getting sniped tell me if you can do it
Oh wait, you don't. Your bronze elo.
What does he do?
How do they do it?
I should just make Apex.
I should just make set game Apex.
Love you.
I should just make set game Apex Legends.
I feel like a square.
This game is all about 1G2 in the world.
I
About to play League of Legends, I might just end myself. Let's see. Oh
My god, bro
fuck league time no no no we're gonna play this game a little bit because Loki I'm actually
in the mood now I'm gonna play like five games of this four games of this and then hop on
some League of Legends I can't wait for League bro no no no no no no what long you actually
have an addiction to the League of Legends one live League I have an addiction I have
an addiction to League of Legends one love bro it's actually mad he's Hamsa on yet Hamsa
not on yet is he? No, he's on. Sushi master today.
Just, no nickels tonight.
Got our homes dying and we're screen sharing, dude.
Oh my god, look at the list of that fucking grocery store list. Look at that list.
yo bro I'm serious I'm serious chat when I say this bro I'm serious when I say
this League of Legends is actually crazy bro I'm a Hawaii sit down bro I don't
get how league is so cool it looks boring but that's what I said too bro
bro I said the same thing I never liked the league I never liked league I never
like league like ever I played a little bit of League of Legends like maybe like
a year ago six months to a year ago I had like a little like I maybe put the
like 10-15 hours. Unrated, played like shit, got shit on, was so confused, hated the game,
it was boring, never played it again. Once you invest 100 hours into the game instantly,
crack. Legitimately, crack. Legitimately, crack. Like, legitimately, crack.
like legitimately crack it's actually bad bro I don't know what it is bro one
line I don't know what it is but it's actually so
music genres I like metal rock EDM I like
I want to give Deadlock a try.
I don't know, I don't like it.
I mean, I dominated it.
I didn't even open the game, but it just looks like a game.
I'm gonna be honest.
I kind of like my pool right now, bro.
I want to get 8x Fred, but it's so hard.
I need a duo, but no one's on.
Like, let's see, both Twitch.tv, 8x, Legends, all right, Bubblegum doesn't want to play
with me I mean maybe Clara but is Clara good at this game? She's diamond, she's my
ring. How was she gonna how was she gonna carry me if she's diamond though you
know?
and that's it it's done there's no more plays.
Mister, I'll cut us a path
Why is half the store gone
Here we go ready up
Imperial Hall I asked everyone in this chat Imperial Hall would do with me. I don't know
Yo bro truck
I don't even know but I got it on my first five, bro
Who opened the door who opened the door that way?
Who opened the door that way?
No, it wasn't me. Don't fucking say you you you
Know it was not me. It was the downed guy. Oh my god the fucking retard
Enemy team that was not what a fucking dumbass bowl. I'm gonna. I'm really murdering everyone. I doubt anyone that's downed is
Instantly getting dead instantly instantly. I'm never sparing our soul just killing everyone
Literally just killing everyone. I don't care anymore, bro. I don't care anymore
Play ranked I'm not ranking as a solo with less than 50 hours on apex legends
When there's people that have been playing for 10 years trail stacking. It's just no it's impossible. What is the point of that?
Everybody we can't go to some night time. Hmm. Will you say you're tonight?
I'm on your flight tomorrow.
Like three?
You want to hang out before?
We can do something in the morning.
Oh yeah.
But, oh my god, I woke up really late today.
I'm so happy you came at two because I wasn't ready.
I know.
Bubble, every time I press on this guy's stream there's a new girl chat.
Every time.
I press every time.
I swear to god, every time though.
every time I don't know what it is my fucking god bro
thanks bro let's make it a fucking 30-minute game I'm down bro I'm down
yeah that's what you've been doing this entire fucking game I yeah I want to
One of you in dog test. I do think dog. Who do you think would win me or dog test?
There's a mind
If I played y'all, yeah, Jason
Why did the top laner not play Jace?
Why why why?
Because he couldn't get that Jace in.
I get it, I get it, I get it because it's my name.
Okay, okay, why did Dimitri go to jail?
Why why why?
Because he saw his brother Jace in.
Why don't you get them? I don't get them.
Apex is actually such a fun game, I swear.
Also chat, you all want to know what I learned to make me aim better in this game?
If you have to hold your mouse different than what you would normally hold it in Valorant.
Valorant, I play like this.
In Apex, you gotta play like this.
I'm not even trolling.
Like, it's hard to track with claw grip.
No, I'm not trolling.
to track with claw we're close to the ring 30 seconds left
move camera what do you mean so what
We're nearly there.
Bro, are you good?
You wanna talk about life for a minute?
Ring's coming in.
Little message for the competitors.
Got this weapon enhanced.
Good.
Glitter man for the commander.
Why are you playing duals? Trio's is too hectic, bro.
Well, I'm not gonna live chat that diamond rule about predator and apex
where you can only solo queue in the game if you're those ranks is actually a
smurf. And they should also do that in Valorant. They have that feature in
League of Legends too, right Chat? Chat, is that a feature in League 2 where you can only solo what things like Masters or some shit?
I'm gonna tell y'all why that's actually a good like rule.
The reason why it's a good rule, bro, is if you have two bros or two insanely good players
and the same stack, it makes the game very easy.
It kind of ruins it for others.
whole game is revolving around two people you know care package over there oh my god a legendary
hemlock bro yes daddy
hey that was a lecture supply danger move
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I actually hate this game
Oh my god, I fucking hate this game. I fucking hate it so much
Bro, what are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm an um- I don't care anymore, bro
Shut up. You are literally the one watching me. You are the one watching me. Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?
Well, what are you doing? What are you doing? Like yo, I downloaded this game less than two weeks ago
Put my cock in your mouth shut your bitch ass up
Okay
I'm hungry man I want to eat some food bro I bet I want to eat some food man I bet I
That's what it is.
Instantly, you, you, you, you, you, you.
Why do y'all do this every time?
Why do y'all do this every time? Why do y'all do this every time?
Why do y'all do this every time?
Yeah, what are we eating today, bro?
Lemon Bill Salmon?
Honey garlic chicken.
Actually, yeah, I'm not from Honey Garlic.
Loki's salmon ton of fired smooth.
I'm gonna move this to Honey Garlic.
Roll.
So how much hours of sleep do you need?
That's no good.
Yeah, I need to run.
I need like 8 to 8.30.
I need like 8 to 8.5.
My special is 9.
If I could get nine hours of sleep,
I'd feel like I'm literally on Adderall.
If I could get nine hours of sleep consistently every day,
I'd feel good.
Like that a**.
I need like nine hours, bro.
I need like nine hours.
I need like nine hours, bro.
You know, I need like nine hours.
Bro, recently I've been sleeping pretty late, though.
Can you guys tell I got back to you today?
You yellow looking motherfucker.
What do you mean?
I don't like yellow.
What do you mean?
My skin's yellow?
Why is my skin yellow?
No, it's not.
How much did your Adderall cost?
What do you mean?
Bro, my sleep score is actually ass.
But my sleep score is 6-7. Chat, my sleep score is 6-7 today, bro.
What's your dick score?
Well, the thing is, I don't know how you guys wake up so early and sleep so late.
How do y'all sleep so early, bro?
Like, what makes you get in bed at fucking 11, 12, 10?
How do you guys...
This guy said, best.
I just don't know how you guys go to bed so early, bro, and I wish I had that, like,
I don't even know what I would call it, but like, yeah, well, I don't know, no.
Because we have to wake up at 6am? Why?
So, why do I have to wake up at 6am?
It's called school. It's called work. Bro, I have a job too, bro. I have a job too, bro.
I have a job too, bro. I have a job too. I'm employed. Ha, ha, ha, ha, lol, lol.
What do you mean?
I asked in a real job, actually, you know, I used to flip whoppers back in the day, bro.
I used to flip whoppers back in the day, bro.
What are you talking about?
Literally used to work at Burger King.
I literally used to work at Burger King.
I'm never going back to Burger King, bro.
I can't.
I actually can't.
I actually can't bro.
Does Burger King pay well, Son-Yin?
Son-Yin, Son-Yin, Son-Yin.
funny and funny.
Sheldon, do you guys eat on one side or two sides?
He called and wants to cast you as Pinocchio.
Chot, you know what?
You know Rain Back offered me a deal, right?
I think I'm gonna take it, Chot.
I think I'm gonna take it, bro.
Rain Back.
You're gonna see a gambling deal.
How much?
$300,000 in one month.
For a four month deal.
I'm sorry.
Talk to you, I'm just, I'm laughing.
Would you guys ever take a gambling deal if they offered you a lot or no?
I don't think Ryan made that much money off of that gambling deal.
Moodle, when you switch up Moodle on Twitch, your name doesn't come up anymore?
What's your name?
thought I am Shadow Band. Why is my name taken off of the channels?
What was my Twitch guy's name, there is?
For the last week I've been view-bought it to like 30k, to like 20-30k viewers and now
apparently and now apparently you you can't search up search search or find the
channel, Muda anymore. Can I please get a fix? Also, you don't show up on the
follow-the-channels? Wait, you came and find me on the follow-the-channels? So, how
are you guys even finding that?
So, how do you find me?
I had to type it in the URL?
What the fuck?
I'm not showing up on followed channels anymore, I need to manually do twitch.tv slash muda
you watching me? I mean I don't know I can't do anything about it. But it's so weird.
You know, I'm not going to get banned, it's impossible, because I'm not the one doing
But
Like how do we fix that how do I even fix that?
Wait chat did it happen a high-rise
What the fuck?
So the only way to find me...
I
to search you up on a url to find you what how is that my what that's a
damaging me
bro what I know I saw I mean I messaged my
my twitch, like rep, personally my twitch rep.
What the fuck is that? It's still like an abortion?
But you know what they need to do chat I think they need to do away like there's got to be
a way to remove few bots, no?
Yeah, but, chat, is it impossible for Twitch to remove VBogs?
Maybe it's just a bug chat, maybe it's just a bug because Domtest has 18,950 viewers and
he doesn't actually have 18,000 viewers and his title it says VBOT.
Oh, it's him, sorry.
One of you guys is a Saudi Arabian oil prince that's going to sponsor me all the money I just lost.
Does that make sense?
One of you guys right now is sitting there and you're like, you know what, Don Test?
You're such a great person.
It's probably because you're getting view-botted every day.
Yeah, but Don, this is getting view-botted.
What's his name?
Asian Jeff was getting view-botted.
What else?
It might be above, right?
But you're telling me out of high vibes, Asian jet, dog tests, and of all these streamers,
I'm the only one to go invisible?
That makes no sense.
It has to be a buck, you know.
Ready?
I messaged my rep.
I messaged my rep.
Raps got no power, nerds.
Rep's got no power?
No, no, no, this guy is,
he's up there, but I don't even think he's a rep,
but this guy's like a fucking CEO.
But hopefully he has.
Anything in your emails?
No, I would have gotten something,
I didn't get anything.
Hopefully, I mean.
Mooda Twitch can indeed remove view bots.
I've seen it happen in real time.
Wait, so Shaq, you guys can't even switch up Mooda on Twitch anymore?
Actually, chat, everyone, can you guys do me a favor?
On the left side of the follow the channels section, do I show up there or not?
Like everyone close your browser and reopen it.
You don't?
your shadow band because of you Bob how's that my fault the fuck I'm doing it
so what the fuck is he punishing me
now for real you were going online and I think I'm offline online
I still talk
bro
until you're right here's a multi-streaming on like YouTube and and kick
But I have to. I actually have to.
Chat, the thing is, I tried to stream on YouTube, but I got a strike because I have to like
go, Twitch is way more, Twitch is way more lenient to content, bro.
I actually had a retort on YouTube and got a strike.
You deadass has to be neck 830 if you shim on YouTube.
Yo, high-fives!
Well, high-fives, high-fives.
Can you answer the call, please?
He's gonna un-added me.
High-fives un-added me on Discord.
Yo, high-fives.
Well, can I tell you something before we start this talk?
Okay, but it can't be about my nose and it can't be about my long face. No.
Cool. Okay, so, well, that's impossible. Anyway.
Yo, I've been looking at your big-ass fucking nose for about five minutes now,
because everybody comes inside and they're like,
mood again, mood again, and I was celebrating that first.
I was like, fuck yeah, I don't find them.
This guy's fucking dead off the platform.
And then I figured out that I actually could click on one of your streams and
I just stare at your face for five minutes the way you eat bro
I live I want to fly out to Canada and just punch you square in the face
Bro, I'll be honest. It pisses me off the way you eat. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Mom fuckers can't even eat these days, no
Yo, do you see the picture? I set you with the stealers hat backwards. Who do you think you are?
Like it hurts
Look at this chop
Yeah, that's AI by the way. I might have been kidding. That's you look like someone
I would shove into a locker in high school and fart in it like literally
Yeah
And my feet my closet to them that that they are you should make all those clothes. All right. Okay. All right. What's this conversation about?
So listen, bro am I fucking am I fucking banned on Twitch?
How did you find my stream people are saying I'm I they can't find my stream
Oh, you show a band. Yeah, they're not band-aid, but you said a band how long?
You have a rep or not I do I mess it a job Kurt you know Curtis
Yeah
Wait, I just numbered
Bo what is the why am I the one did you get you were the one you were getting view by the two?
Yeah, but I'm not invisible what do you mean? Yeah, exactly you're getting view button, but you're not invisible
So what do I do now am I just am I even streaming for a reason anymore?
You're just I guess you could just
Well Muda, you don't scare me bro
Why don't you end this stream and try to go live again and it doesn't allow you
You know what I'm saying? So you might have to like stay live until like it cuts you off for 48 hours
Wait what why would you do that?
I don't know bro, I hear the worst
What the fuck? Why are you giving these thoughts in front of my head?
It's not me.
But I could call the rep, because I know that rep, it's my guy.
But I don't know if you would talk on your situation, because I don't think I want to do that.
Really?
I don't know though, I don't know.
Bro, what the fuck?
So am I just like, I don't get it.
Wait, so you...
So you mean what, you message him and you're done with what?
No, I message him.
The only time he ever messaged me is when he blocked your ass.
Huh?
I said, me, huh? He blocked your ass.
Stop, no.
Okay.
What, the only time he messaged you was what?
the only time he's messages me is when he's at Muda at Johnny just an FYI
telling people to kill themselves in-game is going to get you banned
then what was this I was thinking about Johnny's
Johnny's my agent, one of my agents.
Why do you answer me when I'm Johnny Sins?
Someone need to try to answer Johnny Sins question mark.
So what do I do? Am I just like, what is this?
How does it scare?
Am I just salt?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
First thought, that's what you need to know, what the fuck?
You know how this number, you have them on discord?
I have them on discord, I messaged them on discord, but it's just like, what the fuck?
So, what do you guys do, just wait, I guess just wait, wait and stream to do nothing, what do I do?
Well yeah, um, basically...
Do I just check today off?
I mean you could still stream, but nobody's gonna find you. That's the ass part bro.
You're in your own world. I'm in my own world.
I've never seen this actually. I'm like, you gotta hold each other back.
The only time I've seen this is when new accounts, so basically you should do 1v1s
and new accounts would spawn in and stream the 1v1s
And they would get, um, stamina form it, and then they would shut it down.
That's the only time I see them shut it down, but you actually got shutt- you got shutt- you got shutt-
Geez, so should I just start- should I raid JC with my viewbots so that he gets fucking shutt-ed down too?
I think that'll be an entire platform real quick.
You're so sick, Murray, you're so sick.
I don't know what you should do, bro. You could stream, you know, get your money out, or you could end if you're sad.
If you're very sad, then go right now. Are you sad, son of a b***h?
I'm sad, but like...
Yeah, you're sad. You're sad, son of a b***h.
What's the big deal?
I am sad, son of a b***h. Where am I, bro? You came in search of Mooda.
I'm completely off the platform.
Well, think about this, though.
Okay, go.
It's a blessing for all of us.
What?
What?
What do you mean it's a blessing for all of us?
What do we pray for, for things like this?
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
What is wrong with you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah. So it is as much time as you refresh.
They can't find.
No. Muda, let me go search your name.
Yeah, just go to check Muda. I'll tell him what comes up.
So first of all, you're offline on my chat arena.
What?
Yeah, on my chat arena, you know how it says the red dot copyright when you're live?
It doesn't even say that. It says Muda is offline.
What?
Yeah
So told me I can't search you when I search you don't come up. You're not my father who's this anymore
Ball right bro
So Asian Jeff can have a hundred thousand viewers for five weeks well getting a view about it nothing happens
But when I think when it happens to me I just get destroyed
I still see asian gas when I search them up same walla actually yeah
Wow
Kurt he can help you he can help you 100% right like there's no way they're gonna look into this and be like all right
Yeah, like those you know right
Yeah, I think I think it's a mistake on their end
Yeah, it's probably not going to go into something.
Okay, so you're saying walla, that this is going to be fixed by tomorrow, then? Go.
I'm not going to do that. It's the weekend, it's my whole day weekend, I'm not with that.
So there's probably no one in the office. You are fucked, bro. You are fucked.
What do you mean by that? What do you mean, Memorial weekend?
Memorial day, yes. That's a US holiday and the office is just dead?
Yes, usually on the holidays there's like two people in the office. It's like Jim and
Bob. They make sure the servers are online, but apart from that, yeah, nobody's in there.
Are you serious? So is my stream offline for three days now? Is Memorial Day on Friday
or Monday Monday Monday oh my god those four days yeah so it's a long weekend
do i just call her
you yeah you can call i'm gonna call her i'm gonna call her that's your best idea
Yeah, I'm not calling it boom.
That's called boom.
So
chat it's just us I guess huh it's just us now
private stream chat private party bro private party bro private party
Yeah. Yeah. How'd that call go? Right? It didn't pick up? No. He didn't pick up. He didn't pick up? No. If Jinxy called him, you think he would have picked up? Be honest. If Jinxy would have called him.
Can I keep it 100% really, bro?
Yeah.
If I call him, he breaks up.
I'm being 100% like Rosie.
I think he just, he got banged, bro.
He just doesn't.
Mod by Jinxie's mod.
So we're gonna have a private party about, so, you know,
technically about, if no one can see the stream,
you just do what I would fuck you on, right?
You can do it.
Think about it.
True, we could low key do anything we wanna do, huh?
I won't endorse that, but,
I'll stay within the team.
Do anything you want, huh?
Highlights I have an idea, bro.
Yeah, bro?
Should I stream off my Raybin glasses
and go to the strip club?
I mean, you're gonna get like ladies or yeah, what if I just get a lap dance on
stream. Well, that probably won't happen. You get a tent, yeah? So I can't even like,
like high fives. So, since you have Naughty, listen, what if you end stream, go back live,
and maybe twitch that things are all flying right now wait should I end stream
in restart stream
thank you about it what if I end stream and can never go live again ever ever
So, I didn't mean to laugh, it was a joking comment there, oh.
So, why are you laughing, bro?
I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
My stream literally isn't even accessible, should we just dry it?
Yeah, what is the worst that could happen?
I'm clear what to talk about, I'm going to call it my phone and do it together, okay?
Okay.
I'm scared, I'm scared.
All right, listen, bro, I'm going to end my stream and go live again.
Okay.
Now listen.
All right.
Now listen, bro.
Now listen, chat.
Listen, bro.
Make sure.
Make sure.
Refresh that.
Refresh.
Make sure you can only find my stream if you go on the link, the link.
Have a nice weekend.