mooda
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05-22-2026 Β· 2h 15m
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Why?
Wait.
Uh, Muda?
Stop, stop, stop, what?
Wait, you're back.
Really?
Yeah, now let me see if I can search you up.
Muda.
Nope.
Nope. That didn't fix anything.
You're still-
It's like my channel literally deleted!
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
You can't even find my channel!
I've spent years!
What is this?
LMFAO.
Oh.
Are the bots still here?
Yeah.
How are they still here?
How is that even possible?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, Muda.
Oh my god, we're just fucked.
Maybe I could, hmm, do you think, do you think the rep will answer my phone call?
I mean, try, I mean, if you want, try, I don't know.
What the bot's going down?
Oh, you're, oh, you're falling off.
No, you fucking fall.
I'm actually gonna hang up the phone.
No, no, no, stop.
No, no, you're falling off.
What am I up right now?
No, no.
Well, it was at 25K, now we're at 19K
and rapidly declining.
You think 19,000 viewers is falling off.
Oh, sorry, you're at 2752.
What do you mean 2752?
That's your real viewer count.
You've fallen off.
Oh.
Oh, it's gone back up.
It's going back up.
You're almost at 30K now.
It's impossible to fall off though.
I have 30K viewers whenever I fall in shit again to be here.
I'm the biggest shooter in the world, bro.
I had 60K, so I don't know what you're talking about.
This motherfucker had 60K and didn't get banned.
I hit 20, I got banned.
Like, what?
because they were real viewers.
They were real viewers.
Also, did you tell your agent or the rep
that you were getting viewbotted?
Yes, I did.
We're not.
I said, here.
Did they flag your account?
I said, hey Kurt, for the last week,
I've been viewbotted to 30 to 30,000 viewers
and apparently you're not allowed to search Muda anymore.
Can I please get more information on this?
You just now, but you just,
But Muda you just now send him that yeah, why?
Why Muda you just now sent him that yeah just now we're like hey, I've been getting view about it for the last week
Meek!
Muda, what I did, the second day I got view-botted,
I texted him, I said, I'm getting view-botted.
Is there anything I could do?
And he said, all good, I flagged your account,
no repercussions will happen.
Muda, you didn't tell him for a week
that you were getting view-botted.
Uh, no.
Yep.
You are fucked.
Is it actually that bad?
I mean, it's pretty obvious that I go from 2,000 4,000 viewers to fucking 30,000 viewers
in one week.
Like, obviously, obviously, I mean, obviously, they know what's a fucking viewbot, bro.
And it's obviously they know it's not me doing it, right?
It's impossible.
Well, well, it could be you.
It could be you.
it could be yeah it could be you're the origin oh hi boys why would it be why
would I have you by myself 30,000 people
let me see let me see but a home which tracker I think you're up there with
Jinx you right now the current channels
Current channels top live oh
Oh my god, what you're up
You're off twitch tracker also. Oh, not even here
Look at the top live channels, you're not even here
Bro, it's right there. Are you spent what are the main go to the main dashboard?
You're actually done for buddy
Bro
Wow
I've never seen this mooda
Well mood up I hope bro you have an amazing day
Evening night wherever you're located
Hand bro like
Have an amazing stream seriously
Hey, bro, you know what you're still live on twitch, bro, you know what I'm saying there could you could have one viewer
You got to be grateful for the viewers that you do have right now
You got to be grateful, bro
Really high-vives.
I should be grateful.
Fuck you, like that as fuck you.
I kind of was hoping that you would get banned, to be honest.
I was hoping that we wouldn't see your ugly fucking face,
your big ass nose, your chopped beard, like I hope,
you know what?
You have a great day, Muda, you have a great day.
Hey, drop a one in the chat
if you should get actual permaband.
YOOOOOO!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Bro, Odie!
Odie, Odie, Odie, I'm fucking... Bro, Odie, I got fucking...
Odie, bro, what the fuck?
Odie, I'm- Odie!
I'm Shadow Band, bro!
Wait, Oni, how did you find my stream?
I'm Shadow Band right now.
Rari used to sell Viewbots.
I just heard, is that true?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.
Yo, actually, what the fuck?
Yo, what do I do, I'm shadow banned.
I'm shadow banned, but what do I do?
Burger King is hiring.
I'm back! I'm back!
I don't know what else to say, everybody.
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man.
I believe every lie that I ever told.
I believe every heart that I ever stole.
I paid my car and I didn't fold.
Well, it ain't that hard when you've got sold.
Let's go to the pool!
Oh
What is that
Yo, why am I fucking shadow band on my own fucking bro, I made this website bro. Do they know who the fucking banning?
wait I'm getting a I'm getting a call I'm getting a call hello
what's going on mother how are you I'm good I'm good I'm good who is this
No way. What? No way bro. What? Bro on site I swear on site. Why? It's got to be in my number. No I, bro I, I'm live by the way I'm live I'm live I'm live but who is this?
I'm out of cats you with a piece of the snuffles my teeth
What are you saying, bro, what are you saying?
Monday Monday Monday, yeah, I'm gonna have to bro cuz I'm gonna be homeless in a bit bro
I swear
What
bro is it actually a firehouse did you see it Monday what time we could do
Early or super late at night probably won't be morning is good. No
Like 4 a.m.
You want fucking drugs, Bucky?
All right, what about...
You trying to drown me or something?
No, no, what about...
Let's see, let's see, what about...
Okay, I'll do six.
I'm just fucking with you.
I'm just fucking with you, bro.
Wait, wait, one sec, one sec. Drake is calling me.
Let me call you back one second.
Jake's calling me.
Yo, what's good, Jenny?
How are you?
Yes, bro.
I got banned.
On Twitch.
You're live right now.
Yeah.
They finally brought me back, bro.
They brought me.
They brought me back, J.C.
You're live right now.
Yeah.
Yes, bro, yes, yes, yes, yes, I don't know, bro, bro, I have 30,000 viewers for the last
week, bro.
So if their view bought in me and I got shadow band and I got on shadow band, what the fuck
is happening?
Yo,
You have 30,000 viewers because you made it, bro.
What?
High-vis- Yo!
Oh my, I just called you High-vis.
No, like, look at that.
That, uh, bro, probably, man.
Jixi, you think I actually made it?
Oh, yes.
Bro, 30,000 viewers, you did this shit, bro.
Jixi, Jixi, are you serious?
Yo, I saw you making a list the other day, bro, out of one to ten best streamers right now, bro.
You put me on bro.
Hello?
Thank you bro, I wouldn't be here without you bro.
I wouldn't be here without you bro.
You picked me up and I had like 2k, 3k viewers bro.
Thank you bro.
I appreciate it bro.
Thank you.
Like last like last week bro last week
um
He is bro. Yeah, he said it to me too. He he hasn't
So let me get this straight
So jinxie, let me get this straight
You start collabing with me. I get viewbotted you collab with high vies
He gets viewbotted the second you start collabing with dauntless
He gets V-Botted, but you're not the one getting V-Botted. Hmm. Aware. Aware.
I'm not going to lie that I do. Oh my god. What are you, what are you getting at here, bro?
Getting at-
Are you the final boss behind all of this, bro? Are you the final boss behind all of this?
Are you trying to get everyone shadow banned so you're the only streamer left
Yes, bro, that sounds like a fucking
That that sounds like a good a fucking brilliant idea, bro, and it sounds like something you would do
Do you want to come clean about anything bro listen, bro
Let's act with that before we leave
Yo
Yo
stop stop stop stop okay bro listen I love you bro do your thing bro okay
yeah you too bro take care of yourself bro take care of yourself
bro in whatever site you're using for Vubox let me know
bro I'm not Vubotty
Wow
Like oh my god, bro, you fucking serious. I'm not you body, bro. Oh
Oh my god, wait, I broke my monitor.
I broke my monitor.
My OLED monitor had officially been broken.
It actually broke.
My mother broke broke wait
No, what's good, what's good, bro? Yo Muda so after I got off the phone with you
I immediately called the rep he picked up and basically
Basically he said
That you're you're gonna be fine. He's gonna check with the engineers see what happened
but he was out and busy.
So he said he didn't want to like talk to you.
But we should be good.
You should be good to go now.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What did you just say?
What?
You should be back now.
He said, yo, at Muda.
I, Hivize, and I spoke, they didn't say anything after that.
That's all he said.
Yo, Atmuta, Hivize, and I spoke.
Um, okay, and what, am I just back now?
Yeah, you're actually, you're back now.
So, you should be good.
I
Was
you
you
you
you
you
What is this guy doing?
Okay, alright, okay, okay, 7000 pound elephant in the room, Zekmi is a smurf.
He did a ground pinch into a double tap into that
Jack good old rocket smurf
Or smurf league is a better name
Sway's 71 shared 100 bits. Thank you for saving me from suicide.
But like...
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa
Yo, bro, I appreciate the kind words man
Like talk to somebody dude
Chat chat hear me out, bro. I'm not gonna get him when I say this
More smurfs than any other game
Actually disagree it's fucking league of legends
every game that I get into is literally Plat Plat Plat Plat Diamond Diamond
Challenger Challenger Challenger Master Master Master Gold Gold Gold Plat Diamond
Diamond Emerald Emerald Emerald every time legitimately every time
legitimately every single time
I
One game of apex and then what chat
I'm gonna put that.
I'm gonna put it in the video game bro, you're just a loser bro.
More valorant, I think I'd rather grab a nerf gun and put it in my mouth and shoot a nerf gun into my mouth.
Do you do cameos?
Bro
Hi guys, we should play we should do Mario Kart stream, bro. How do I get Mario Kart?
So I did everyone I did anyone have a like a we phase back in the day
I never had a we phase and every time I say that everyone gets so mad at me like
And I grew up on the Xbox original like you know the Xbox before the 360 came out y'all know what I'm talking about I
Never had a wee back in the day, bro
I showed it on Xbox one like the original like the Xbox original and then the 360 and then the Xbox one and
then the Xbox one s and
then I
Got PC
Although I had a Nintendo DS I had a Nintendo 3DS where I watched hentai
because Pokemon I was playing Pokemon black and white I
Played Pokemon because I didn't have a phone chat. I never had access to like the internet
But I had like the Nintendo DS and so I went to go switch up tips and tricks for
Pokemon black and white and
I discovered the internet and then I switched up girls kissing girls on YouTube and then I also searched up
Pokemon sex
I
Brother searched up tips and tricks techniques and tips
charging shields
Shield reloading
So my grenade out
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death of
Did Muda have a glow down?
no bro it's just the camera is so close to my fucking face right now because I
don't have a second monitor that you guys see every pore in my fucking face
I don't want to use the ban cube bro I just have to go under
I need a shield, Duncan.
Recharging shield.
I would have a single decoy.
Wait, how do I know that I'm not the decoy?
Alright, this is stream of energy and stuff.
I'm getting shot at.
of
the
death of
death of
death
of
Enemy shell cracked.
Sounded enemy.
Go bamboozle.
Getting shot at.
Give him a shell free charge.
That is up down.
Still a knock star.
This time, we'll cost you the ring in 30 seconds.
What?
Looks like I pulled it fast.
Ha.
Why?
How?
Wait, how does the door... wait, if you shoot the door, it breaks?
If you shoot the door, it breaks?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
If you shoot the door, it breaks now.
It was open a little bit.
No, it was, I mean, yeah, but it,
I thought the only way to break the door is by explosives.
You can shoot to break doors in Apex Legends.
I just didn't know that.
Well, Lahi, I didn't know that.
Well, I didn't know that.
Next, please.
Give me one more time.
And I swear to god I'm reporting you!
There's something going on. This guy's actually on the Royds, bro.
Tell this guy to lay off the fucking Royds, bro.
Bro, Dauntsis plays this game like he's in an anime TikTok compilation.
Okay, so now it's honestly just like keep him here. I think I'm gonna be fine
Wow wait did my flash just cancel my
Are you fucking serious
Guys, did my flash just cancel my own W?
Like, shampirs are so fucking disgusting.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, that shamp is just a shamp of fucking...
Like, literal brain dead retarded people.
You know what I mean? Like, genuinely a shamp of brain dead fucking retarded people.
It's actually so disgusting.
Bro, this guy's toxic. Bro, this guy's so...
Yeah.
Holy shit, dude.
Wow, you are trash, lol.
Muda, you're literally iron, and you
entered Jynxy for three hours straight a few days ago.
I played down far with you, bro.
That's all I'm going to say.
We were very good.
You're a Missouri champion made for people without hands,
and even you manage to make it look hard.
Cheers, bro.
And it doesn't make you want to cry.
Fucking piece of shit bastard.
Don't even look on my cell.
But the thing is, as long as I just sit back, it's in the show.
Because the enemy is forced all in to us, so as long as I get an arched sight, it'll be really fun.
It's hot.
Nice! Okay, not bad.
We were voicing a smurf.
Listen, if you keep wanting to convince your chat of that, bro, it is what it is.
You also entered the Azure too. That's all I'm gonna say.
He was watching, I was watching.
He was smurfing.
Muda, I'm gonna be honest.
You have that entire coaching session.
There's only one thing you did right.
And it was give Jin see your waves outside of that, bro.
Like I can't even count on like both my hands and both feet, bro.
Like the amount of mistakes that I saw.
Show is crazy.
Yeah, you're getting banned.
Stop and team games, Muda.
Who the fuck is Gil?
Who the fuck is Gil?
Introducing your champion.
I
Chat should be up on League of Legends after this game low key. I'm kind of down
Yo
Here we go ready up
You're in view of the enemy
Oh my God, what is this?
I've been down!
Stand around and use?
Help me kill, please, kill, kill daddy, daddy help me kill
There's like sixteen bros
Daddy help!
You wrote?
Haha, I would've kicked your ass even without one of the legs
My controller just snapped, I gotta go in the chair
Akali is ten times better at playing than Yone
China is that true?
What's better, Yone or Akali chat?
and the higher elo, lower elo, everything.
No one for late game, Akali's for early?
Oh, Gil, can you RUN TO ME?!
We'll do a rescue, brother, there's no fucking replicator.
You can rescue me on my box!
Yeah, like 6-7 teams over there.
I see a competitor over there.
There we go, there's a replicator there.
Yone is up the floor, jail champ, he's kept the weed.
Wait, what does that mean? He's kept the weed for floor.
He's too strong and pro player so they make him weaker than he should be.
Wait, wait, see yours. So, Yone is that good?
Wait, save yours. So, what's better? Akali or... or, uh...
I like it when I do not get
I'm kidding.
Now for the right choice.
Not all of us are in the ring.
Check your maps.
You're on me!
How long have you been already?
I just hate to get that.
He's mine, fuck!
Res me, kill, kill, Res me!
You fucking stop!
Should we even play this game one more time? I wanna know if we can go play League of Legends, no?
I
League with tauntess, I don't know that's low key jinksies a coach though my coaches Hamza oh
My god time to literally fucking break everything in this game, bro
Oh
Wow, there you go, Nick. You're 1-3 on open match.
Mooda Buns at Rocket League? Are you fucking stupid? I hit GC.
What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck?
Is this guy like from the CIA?
We're already hit GC, not Muda.
Hey Siri, FaceTime Jinx.
Hey Siri, FaceTime Jinx.
He invited boggles
What is this what is he leaking oh my god, I'm actually getting ego right now
Wow.
Boggles just took my duo, oh god Boggles just took my duo, it's a sign we should just kill
League bro.
Chat bro, I wish they never took off Boccus Mod from Rocket League bro, I don't know why
would they take away Boccus Mod from Rocket League.
Chat, did that like hear the box or something or no?
It's coming back. It's back. Say, whoa, whoa.
Oh, fuck.
Training only? Who gives a fuck if it's about training?
Oh, my God, guys. Do we really want to play Smurf Legends right now?
Do we really want to play fucking Smurf Legends?
I'm going to queue randomly within 30 minutes so I don't get sniped.
I was just trolling you guys by the way.
Should I hide champion select for my stream?
Okay, I'll chat Yone or Akali.
Chat Yone or Akali, bro.
Yone or Akali chat.
Yone or Akali.
Turn off audio as well,
because when they lock in, they know,
what do you mean, what do you mean?
Oh my god.
said yon only i know but bro i played a call yesterday and i literally shit the bed should
i play that call yesterday i literally shit the fucking bed bro
the reason why i love yon is he's actually so fire but
What?
Who has?
Should we really play Yone or her fucking Akali?
Bullfucking save yours saying Akali.
Akali, Akali.
Save yours literally just saying Akali, Akali, Akali.
you
you
you
you
you
I love okay
They say there's no rest for the wicked
I can't rest
Is it possible to play open camera bro?
Minions have swallowed.
Okay so chat, who's stronger at the first?
Akali or Yone?
I don't know, the sky is wide enough to swallow me and the moon.
Death couldn't stop me. What are you gonna do?
Don't do the laws work
Why is she just going straight for me, I don't get it
And now war it comes up like what is happening?
What is going on?
like what is that play what is happening
You play very risky, yeah well I wanted my wave, is that wrong to do what I did chat?
I don't blame my brother.
I blame you.
I hate you.
What the fuck was that?
Okay, so am I the most like unlucky human being in the world or is this just a sniker?
So why am I the one that's always getting ganked in my games?
My jungle never ganks, am I doing something wrong?
Like this is a genuine question
Mid lane is the most ganked I agree everyone says that too, but why am I always the one getting ganked and not the other way around
Like why does my jungler always
Never do you count.
Because you're pushing too far.
So should I just stay under tower? Is that the tech?
What's it do I just stay under tower?
There's a devil out there what owes me.
This here's a land of hate.
My Loki shits not fighting bro, I'm so dumb but it's just like...
Nah, I'm just missing CS but I don't wanna get...
Yeah...
I mean, like, I was at my side but he still almost tried ganking me.
I'm going to use the fire. Are heroes or brains?
You opened the fire.
Warwick might be sniping you, not going to lie.
Bro, I don't know man.
I just know when I play off-screen the games are a lot easier bro, and I swear it's not cold.
Well chat did I waste the W?
Well, I think I did another chat. I need another I need another uh, I
Need a different
I need another keyboard I need a League of Legends winning keyboard bro
Cuz I keep pressing w on accident chat because my keys are so sensitive so wasting flash and ignite
It's a wounding keyboard, it's very sensitive, it's like 0.1 millimeter, which is just I fucking hate
I'm so sick and tired of that sensitive shit.
Yeah, but I need to like the keyboard though because I'm not another keyboard
I need to increase the sensitivity for my keyboard from 0.1 to 1
Because I'm so sick of trying to accidentally flashing
Okay, so there's like what do I even...
Ah.
He's one level above you.
one level do that much damage. She's way stronger than you now. And then I just sit under here
and just miss more CS.
The bottom lane is a bigger pit than that.
My ally has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
Bang!
Place is over, run with them.
My ally has been slain.
just want my minions bro leave me alone man why am I really that shit bro how do I get
bullied by irons like what do I do to farm right now like what do I do to farm
I'm keeping them on my side, but I thought I'd just freeze.
your bounty what wait where my alt go what
What do you mean I missed it she altered it
Man, I don't know bro if this is bronze bro like I don't know man
This is bronze and iron like I wonder I wallahi I actually wonder what like platinum is and diamond and emerald is
If this is fucking iron like genuinely this is the lowest rank in the game
the lowest rank in the game
has been destroyed like how are these bronze mechanics guys are all seeing my
old
I know I missed my W bro because I'm actually a bronze bro I'm actually a bronze I'm actually
an iron so I actually miss I actually miss bro because I'm actually iron and bronze
Oh
Just ff like oh my god, what am I on this all this game?
I
Can't even get close to my CS
7th hour, bro
Fire burn
Hauntin' my own self
I mean, oh my god.
Yeah, that's just a bad ego bro.
Like, I know, I'm just boy, you know what it is, bro?
You know what it is, bro?
It's not even Ego.
It's not even Ego.
I'm just so bored of fighting minions
when I'm down 8-0.
The game is already so lost.
Why would I continue to fight minions?
I'm playing a PvP game, not a PvE!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
All that ain't gonna die!
Really?
St. Paul is
the
best
and
the
best
and
the
best
and
the
best
and
the best
I
I was the one that went 2-11, but I did the most damage on my team, how?
I had the same damage as my Akali at 23,000, however I got two kills.
So am I not supposed to fight, bro?
Like, okay, I have a really vague question,
but I want you guys to answer this as fucking honestly
as possible, but without being retarded, bro, please.
I hate when you guys are sarcastic.
It makes me want to genuinely just slap the shit out of you.
How do I get my minions without missing CS
when there's like an economy curing me or like a mage ranging me from like four miles away,
how do I reach my CS? How do I get a higher CS? Freeze.
You step back, wait until they push your tower.
So do I last hit?
Last hit.
Last hit.
Last hit.
Last hit.
Last hit.
And just get the thing towards my side.
Yo, Baggles, let me make myself clear to you, man.
Like, I didn't watch, like, chat, okay, I just, bro, is there a way I could see, like,
uh, chat, is there a, can I see something, bro?
Like, where do I go to see, like, a game from scratch?
Chat, can someone make me a good video to watch from scratch?
I want to see how they scale from the start of the game, like the start of the game.
No, I don't want this. I don't care about this. I don't care about this. I just want to know like
Peezing is the best yo's yo Yasuo vs. Yoke. So Peezing
Not montage full game from the start though
Yasuo vs. Akali no Yasuo no Yone
full game full game where's the full game doesn't have a yoan he's saying the full
game those all shitty ass montages I want a full game from the start bro
Okay, fine, bro. I don't really care, I'm sure. But who is this? Who the fuck is- Who- Who am I watching?
Who has yowned a challenger with 2,000 subscribers?
Like, I won't like someone who's credited. I don't go fuck if it's a Korean challenger. I want someone named.
I want a pro player, I want a pro player, I want to learn off a pro player, not a challenger
ranked player.
Hmm
Yeah, I thought you were a little bit like a mirror
Hmm
I don't play mid
I got him.
Come on, what am I doing?
There's a pond boss with your name on it.
Kassim Makba is always there. One last time there's a pattern. Do you guys see my patterns though?
One of the junglers always on my dick in every game. Wallahi! Wallahi! Wallahi! Wallahi! Wallahi!
Yeah, that's what he's supposed to do?
Yeah!
Now where's my jungler?
3 minutes in, I'm supposed to have 30 CS by the way, I have 16.
Bawah!
Chah, how do I turn the thing to like, legacy, what, legacy cursor?
Where's legacy cursor?
I'm just a waste man.
An ally has been slain.
And tears have fallen.
I need to press like faker, I need to press like faker, like wallop.
What am I watching iron faker like what are you?
I don't get it, is that like a faker?
What is that method?
Is there like some sort of a fake AFK method that I don't know about?
What is that?
Is that like a fake AFK method?
Like, what are these methods?
What? No...
I died, I died.
and no grace can hold my body down.
This ain't the West all once in a while.
Come, come minions, come freeze on my side!
Mmm.
Holy shit.
Enemy came spree.
Shut down.
This place is over a run with devils.
You fucking disperse.
You need 4 minions to freeze minimum.
Freeze the wave, stop pushing the wave.
You need coaching from a challionary player like Gold Hickory, for example, otherwise just play Annie.
Fuck.
Like, what was that? What did she just do to me?
Like, I just got great, bro. I just got great. Like, what was that?
Like, genuinely, what was that?
You did the AFK method? Yeah I tried, but I ended up getting fucking destroyed.
I'm gonna freeze this wave, I'm gonna freeze this wave.
So, uh, so, you know, yeah bro, wrap it up, you're so ass, yeah guys, thank you bro,
I appreciate it bro.
It definitely doesn't make me want to quit the game and kill myself, where you say that
shit to me bro, definitely, like, well look, definitely bro.
Definitely doesn't make me want to like, quit the game and kill myself when you say shit
me bro literally like literally oh you guys are so aids like I mean what I did
wrong there like what did I do wrong there I don't get it I don't get it I
was under tower I froze the wave I don't get it well I don't get it man it's
all good literally just gotta keep playing the game and like I just gotta
keep playing the game but like what's the point what's the point I'm gonna just
play Valorant I'm already a top one ranked one player in Valorant literally
make millions of dollars when I play that game I just quit this game and
go back to being a Valorant player and make millions of dollars. I should. Why do I play
this game? I don't get it. Why do I play this game? I'm just so confused. Why do I play
this game? I don't get it. I'm confused. I don't know why. I think I'm like fucking,
That's a good one.
Oh my god, I missed everything!
No, no, no, no.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I'm literally just punching my hand.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This game makes me want to kill myself. I fucking hate this game.
Oh my god. I could have done anything in this world. I could have went to fucking...
I could have went to CS to open the cases like fucking only pixel.
I could have been a...
I could have been a Valorant player and just made more money.
But no, I'm sitting here playing this emo shit fucking terrorist game.
Like, ah, what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life?
What am I doing with my life?
Nice. Yalla's not perfect. Yalla just can't buy some random shit.
Beautiful. Yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla.
And I'm just dead.
I'm not even trolling, I broke the monitor.
Okay, I literally broke my monitor.
It's not turning on anymore.
Like I broke my OLED bro.
I think I broke my OLED.
Oh my god, I broke my OLED monitor bro.
and an ally has been slain
1500 dollar monitor bro
walleye broke it bro walleye broke it
oh my god
I fucking broke my monitor bro.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Your turret has been destroyed.
An enemy has been slain.
Oh my god, I broke my fucking OLED monitor bro.
I mean what do I do I can't like how do I
Like what do I do that play over here now I play over here after play over here now like how do I okay I
Have to play on a portable monitor now
Like this is what I have to play on right now
like this is even possible how do I play this like how do I play on this like how
do I play on this like actually how do I play it's fucking vertical how do I play
on this. Like oh my god I fucking broke my old led monitor bro. Like oh my god! I'm
running my shumai for this game. I literally can't do anything. Yo does my windows button
WHAAAAAT?
Yo, yo, yo!
Okay, windows, mod, disc, play, modders.
Lance game.
Alright, this I like to play League now, I guess.
Uh, y'all, recharge. Uh, wh-whatever is happening on my map.
First in order to improve you need to recognize you a dodged silver dog, then when you play
League first make sure you sit in and constantly look at the map while optimizing trading patterns
and health sustain in lane. Then improve mechanics and earth set GG.
Oh my god.
Yo, hello.
Oh my god, I can't even read my chat bro. Can you guys see? Can you guys even see? Like, what do you guys see from your side?
and enemy has been slain and ally has been slain
like oh my god i broke my old leg monitor bro
like fuuuuck
brrrrrrrr i'm on a selling leak wallahi i'm on a selling leak after this
like wallah wallah wallah wallah wallah wallah i'm on a selling leak i'm done
this is my last hit i broke my old leg
$2,000 MONITOR!
I can't anymore bro.
This game is so cancer.
This game is so cancer.
How many times have I told you that I'm not gonna make this game?
Why did I tell you that I'm not gonna make this game?
Yalla, here comes Ari!
Here comes Ari, eh well.
Here comes Ari!
Let's see.
Yalla, Vulkan, Vulkan, yalla Vulkan.
Yalla Wukong, Allah Akbar, nice Wukong.
Yes Wukong, yes!
Yes Wukong, yes!
Yes Wukong, yes!
Yes bitch, yes!
I swear to God, I can't believe that I'm in the same place as you.
I don't even know what to do anymore.
I fucked this game, this game is just so ass.
Oh my God, I'm gonna kill myself in GTA.
Holy fuck, I think nothing I can do is right.
Literally nothing I can do is right.
What the fuck am I gonna do is right?
Like, oh yeah.
How do I break my FF question mark?
Emak wat deshne, wa emak hor, emak hor.
Abushanemota, wukas kisemat meaizu.
Abushanemota, wat, bitch.
Holy fuck!
This game literally increases every fucking cortisol level
in my brain.
It's like, I don't understand.
You are the fire that's licking at my heels.
Then the army, army, and there's a dragon on me.
Like since when did they make Strangers' Thing fucking Demi-Gorgon in League of Legends, huh?
How can anyone tell me why there's a Demi-Gorgon in my game?
You have nothing left to pray to me.
Like I don't understand.
Well, I don't get it, bro.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm ending my shi- I don't know, ah, come here, surely I kill you, right?
Of course I didn't get to kill, why would I get to kill, why would I get to kill?
Just FFAP so I can get the fuck out of this game and punch everything.
Beautiful, OLED monitor broken, because I threw my headset at it.
How does an OLED monitor even break that fast?
Are you fucking stupid how much is a biome of fucking OLED monitor with a sub?
Yo
Who said that jup cabara jup cabara you fucking retard
Oh, can I even get the first tower, let's see.
Yay, I got my first tower!
Yes, I got my first tower!
Yes!
Yes!
Yeah, you carry on.
Step must step onto my carry on.
An ally has been slain.
I
Destroyed
try me
What does Kadeem Disciple mean, bro?
Like Wal-La, what does that mean?
Like genuinely, what does Kadeem Disciple mean, Wal-La, what does that mean, huh?
What does that mean?
Like Wal-La, what does that mean?
I broke my $1,500 all that money over this dog shit game.
Holy shit.
Every time I play this game, it's like,
Every time I play this game, it's just somehow I just want to die and die and die.
Every time. Every time.
Never had one good experience, bro. Never, never, once.
Never, never, never, never, never, never.
Y'all fall, fall.
Y'all miss my all into the turret.
Y'all can't even away, can I?
Y'all! Y'all!
Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
I'm not fucking sweet
Like walla on the tree, come on let's week walla on the tree
walla on the tree
walla on the tree
Surrender, surrender, surrender, surrender!
Yo! Surrender, please!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Sur... Sur... Surrender!
What? God! Surrender!
Surrender
Demogorgon, Demogorgon, like I don't even know League of Legends characters get this big
Like how do League of Legends characters even get this big? Is this even legal?
What am I watching? Like what is this?
No.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Can we surrender please?
I mean, I'm trying.
I'm an artist.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
I, I, I, I, I.
I am...
I...
I'm... kiss...
Double shot.
That would be a fucking end result.
Oh, can we end the game already bro?
Like, hello? Can we end the game?
1 HP!
Nooooo!
I don't know!
Heart emoji!
Heart emoji!
That takes off my HP!
Okay...
Heart emoji!
Heart emoji!
Yalla that!
Yeah!
And I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
Now and I don't know how I'm dying in here
This bitch is sending hearts that take half my HP
I'm going to lose my fucking mind!
Holy shit, FF, FF
Like, I don't understand why we're still in this game
I'm one in nine!
Hold on, why was I- I thought I was a four
Eh, what's supposed to happen?
I don't know.
Like, what even is in the grass?
Like one lot, one lot's in the grass.
What if I just die through it?
Like there's like century to this.
There's like three people in the fucking bush.
Like I don't get it.
There's like three people in the bush.
I'm just like, oh we're in bush camping?
Or we bush camping for the fortnight,
like the fortnight in victory royale.
Like I don't understand, you know.
I don't understand. One lie, I don't understand.
Like, one lie, I don't understand one.
It's just sad, it's just sad, bro.
Oh my god, now I gotta buy another monitor.
Okay, I gotta buy another monitor. Like, oh my god, I have to buy another monitor.
I have to buy another fucking monitor now, bro.
Can we come, Britney said. Yeah, well, we'll see you next week, Britney Hill. Let's take care of it.
Wow, man.
Your inhibitor is respawned.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
Your turret has been destroyed.
Shut down.
An enemy has been slain.
Getting diamond today. Yo, maybe learn to spell diamond next time you fucking retard.
2 creatures run across from the sling and enemy has been slain.
I'll be a ghost town around here soon.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
No, we're all dead.
Oh, I have to return my...
Oh my god, I need to return my mouse.
I'm literally returning that Super Strike's mouse, that dog's shit mouse.
And I need to buy a monitor, bro.
There's a public tree. They're watching the world die.
Your inhibitor is restored.
Shut down.
An enemy has been slain.
Double kill.
An enemy has been slain.
Your team has destroyed anything in the tunnel.
An ally has been slain. An ally has been slain.
I will cling and scrape and screw my courage to the sticking point if that's what it takes.
The team has destroyed Sherrod.
Well, in fact, it was about this.
We'll see about that.
Once.
I don't mind.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed. Shut them down.
Your team has destroyed a turret.
An ally has been slain, there's more to fight.
An ally has been slain.
I'm gonna get down on my own again.
And let it be as it is made, your inhibitor is respawning soon, an ally has been slain,
a ally has been slain.
Your team has destroyed and burned.
Your enemy ever developed and has re-score.
Your team has destroyed and burned.
Nothing left to break in, it's always clear.
It's time.
This is the best game ever.
This is the best game ever.
This is the best game ever.
This is the best game.
I broke my hole that water.
I broke my mouse.
I broke my keyboard.
But I learned one thing today.
And it's to never give up in the legends.
This is the last game I have.
You