mooda
🗿 REACTS -> SOLO TO RADIANT -> 1V5 BRONZE ONLY USING PISTOL -> HORROR GAME 🗿
05-24-2026 · 8h 54m
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What are you doing bro, I hope everyone is doing an amazing day bro, chat listen man,
I hope everyone is having an amazing day bro, genuinely from the bottom of my heart bro,
Want to know today. I want to know if you gooned last night. I want to know if you had sex last night
I want to know if you slept good last night. I want to know if you gooned this morning
I want to know if you're audulating today. I want to know if you're started your period today
I legit want to know everything bro genuinely man. Listen
Type one in the chat if you slept good last night listen. I'm not gonna lie chat. I slept pretty good, man
It's not pretty good man to the chat if you step like ass
Three in the chat if your ass is big four in the chat if your dick is big five in the chat if your dick is small
Six in the chat if your titties are small. All right now
Eight in the chat if today's a Sunday tomorrow's Monday, we have school or work tomorrow, and I want to kill myself a GTA
Nine in the chat
Nine in the chat nine in the chat nine in the chat if you went to the gym recently and you are very sore
10 in the chat, if you low key miss your ex, low key, 11 in the chat if you hate your ex.
11 in the chat if you hate your ex and you don't miss her or you don't miss him.
13 in the chat, if you woke up and your dick was so hard and you were sleeping on your stomach
and since your dick was so hard, you were literally just levitating.
You were literally just levitating in bed today.
Okay?
And you were just levitating in bed today.
All right?
16 in the chat if Jinx T has a small dick and 17 in the chat if today is gonna be a
good day man 17 in the chat if today is gonna be a good day man now listen
bro tomorrow's stream tomorrow's stream I'm excited for now you'll be asking
Mudo why are you excited for tomorrow's stream and not today's stream today I'm
I'm also excited bro, but tomorrow we are going to be doing.
Tomorrow we are going to be doing.
Not ending stream until I get radiant duo with Subrosa
in Valorant.
I'm gonna get up early in the morning, 10 a.m.
22nd delay and bring back old mood up for one day and not end my stream until I get radiance the top ranking Valorant
now
Sad news
Shot I currently have six days left until I get kicked out of this house
Should I have six days to get out of this house and I don't have a house yet, man.
One lucky I don't have a house yet, bro.
One line on house and then...
Um...
What are we gonna do, bro?
What are we gonna do, man?
What are we gonna do?
well why do you know what asked W's in the chat no what do you mean W I have a
place to live like W homeless like what do you mean W homeless do I like slap
the shit at it chat I don't know what to do man I don't know what to do bro what
What am I going to do bro?
Caesar's penthouse.
On God.
Genuinely on God.
Jack, I don't know where to live bro.
Do I move in with my brother?
Do I move in with my sister?
Do I move in with my mother?
I don't know bro.
I don't know man.
I don't know.
Jack, should I call Jixi and tell him I need a house?
Jack, what if he says move it with me, Muda?
Who knows, bro?
Who knows, man?
But bro, genuinely, man, I don't know where to go, bro.
No, I'm like streaming eight to ten hours a day every day
instead of looking for a house.
Am I retarded?
Maybe, bro. I don't know.
Start a goon house.
Like, what do you mean by that?
Invite Johnny Sins and Bonnie Blue, like, what do you mean, like, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna tweak the fuck out!
Now...
Chat...
Do you think it's possible...
To find a house...
and move out in six days.
Do y'all think it's possible to move out?
Do y'all think it's possible to move out?
And sign at least and find a house in six days.
six days is it possible bro genuinely is it possible man is it possible bro is it possible
man is it possible chat is it possible yes or no bro is it possible man I don't know well
I don't know man. I don't know bro. I don't know man. I
Don't know man
They're gonna go homeless, but wrap it up walla. I actually like walla. I actually don't know
Walla, I actually don't know where to live like walla. I don't know where to live
I've been looking for houses every day and
I just can't find the house though
Where are the view bots? I contacted my twitch rep aka uh let me check what his name is I forgot his name Chad I'm gonna be on
You can live in Nernos you squidward fuck whole family can fit in that shit
Suck bro fuck you bro like genuinely fuck you bro
Uh yeah anyway contacted my twitch rep he got rid of the bots bro
Everyone type Wbots or Lbots, Lbots!
Flaaah
Chat, I'm gonna call Jinxy.
I'm gonna call Jinxy Chat, I'm gonna call Jinxy and tell him I'm homeless, bro.
I'm going to call Jixie in time, I'm homeless.
You don't know you little bruh yo so genuinely chat I need some advice bro coral underscore
Ryan with the six was I love you XK with the two months I love you so much blue balls from
9000 with the problem some of you I missed your first two months of a lot of you so much birthday
I spent 20 some of these days with the dermis I love you cramps are there with the two months of money so much
I love her with the 14 months I love you so much. I love you though
That's it. Yeah, who was the tier one summer appreciate you both. Thank you, bro. All right, bro. Anyway chat. Listen. Yes
So what do I do?
Chat should we move in with train wrecks for a week
until I find a house.
What about Drake? Hey Siri?
Message Drake and tell him can I move in for a week?
Hey Siri call Drake. Hey Siri call Drake
Tell me why I went to Jinx's chat and said mood a calling and got timed out
Yo stops y'all mood I got timed out and Jinx he's chat for saying mood is calling
Guys most off that shit. Yo, I did start timing some of you guys out, too
Like the one lock yet. He started timing you guys out, too. Well the first second there was like
Jinx he called
Look, jitty calling, kitty calling, jinxie calling, like, bro, I wanna fucking ban you guys too at this one, bro.
Listen, anyway, yes, man. Yo, stop with the jinxie calling, bro, chill, chill.
Yes, bro, so unfortunately, guys, Marlon calling.
Muda, stand still, I'm finna shoot it.
Like, what? Shoot what?
Anyway, bro, listen man, I'm not gonna lie guys, Bazaar writes calling.
Yeah man, one week left to move out of the house, I messaged the guy chat, do you want
to see this LARP?
Do you want to see LARP?
Do you want to see LARP City?
Hello, Blanked.
I'm currently talking to a house realtor and signing the lease on May 7th.
Is it possible if I could stay to this house until May 7th?
I'm very very sorry but I just don't have a place to go and will be homeless if I get
kicked out on the 31st.
I just need until the 6th of June please.
No.
The lease ends on May 31st.
You need to be out by then.
I cannot extend it.
I have given you more than 3 months notice that the house will be selling.
You need to move out end of story.
Do I change the locks in the house?
Should I just change the locks on this house?
Should I just change the locks on this house and just live here for a bit?
Chat what's the worst that can happen if I change the locks on the house for a week?
Like what's the worst that can happen?
That's the worst that can happen.
Jail.
Actually, you're going to get deported back to Israel.
Yo, how many times did I tell you, bro?
I'm not Jewish!
Lebanese from Lebanon. I'm not Israeli. I'm not Jewish
Chill bro chill chill. Jeez man. Yo, what the fuck is jubanese?
Like jubanese isn't even a country retard
Anyway, bro today's stream
reacts
solo to radiance
Probably not gonna happen tomorrow not an extreme so I get radiant today
Let's close the gap between 10 games to 5 games, so tomorrow is easier, so I don't have to pull it all night or tomorrow.
1 v 1, bronzes only using pistol.
Real bronzes.
Not diamonds, not radians, not immortal smirks.
Real bronzes.
Real bronzes.
Ronzes then honestly if I'm feeling nice
Maybe a horror game if it's a fuck you type of day, and I hate my viewers
Probably gonna play some League of Legends because low-key. I'm addicted to that game, bro
I'm addicted or maybe rocket League who knows, bro. Who knows?
Who knows bro who knows his low key guys
What do you need tomorrow isn't it apex legends with zane tomorrow?
I don't think, oh my god, wait you're right, oh my god, wait you're right, oh my god, you're
right.
What would y'all rather have, Apex Legends game day with Zayn, like eight hours of Apex
Legends or like eight hours of Valorant with delay to rank or to Radiance, bro
I mean, I guess low-key we can always do Valorant's but apex is only like a thing
Eight hours of League of Legends guys, I think I'm gonna kill myself if I play any more League of Legends, bro
Like I'm so addicted to that game not only that bro. Not only am I so addicted to League of Legends?
it's actually like scary how addicted I am like genuinely it's actually scary
how it is that I am bro. Mudo who is more chopped wait Mudo you're in a who's more
chopped competition but your opponent is Mudo. Play with League of Legends, Dada I
will do anything for League. No no bro I'm not gonna lie League of Legends is actually
the most fun game in the world bro. Well I'm telling y'all man I'm seriously going
to become challenger one day. I hope you'll understand. Now, uh, Chattamonky kind of skit.
What the fuck did I just look at? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What the fuck did I just
Look at what the fuck was that hello yo, what is this? What is this?
I'm gonna say Zen is top 1000 on Valorant as well. Is that true?
Yo, I'm gonna you're Jinxy
Yo, so check what's the worst that could happen bro chat. What's the worst I could?
But should I just move in with like my parents out like do I just move into my parents house?
Do I move into my brother's house? What am I move like? What do I do though?
What's the worst that could happen like bro? I'm gonna get kicked. I need to be out the house by May 31st
He just messaged me right now
I would suggest putting your stuff in storage and finding an Airbnb on your soul. We
Yes, we are getting a mansion together in La Salle
Mouda I would suggest putting your stuff in storage and finding an Airbnb for a week if you need this if you need to stay somewhere
Do I need to be out by 31st or out by the first like
What's
My last day
I picked the landlords on my stream right now
By the end of the 31st
What does that mean by the end of the 31st?
So I'm gonna be out of the house by the end of 31st. What does that mean?
What does that mean? What does that mean? What is by the end of 31st?
So I can't even sleep
So I can't even sleep at the house that day
So that basically means I need to be out of the house by like the 30th which is in
Six days
Yo, Oni bro, listen, yo I was on the Oni's stream chat, the reason why I was late today
bro, I was on Oni's stream with him and Jixi, I was like watching them bro.
Yes, Oni pixel, we're not part timers, bro, don't chat, tell me why I went to Berlin,
Germany, for my EU mutathon to rank 1 in Valorant.
Can someone tell me why the fuck everyone, well why the fuck does no one open up on
Sundays?
What in the part timer? What the fuck is that? Well, every store is closed on the Sunday. What the fuck is that?
Sunday is rejuicer like that's like that's
What does that even fucking mean, bro?
What the fuck bro, they just take that day off what the fuck you know nothing open on Sunday guys. It's so weird
Anyway, bro. Yes guys, I need to be in a new house at the 30th, bro
Chat by the 30th, I need to be on a new in a new house by the 30th. What do I do?
Chat, what do I do bro? What do I do man? Just rent an Airbnb for a month
Guys man like oh
That's just so much action. That's just so much money and so much time
You are clip-forming for sure right only picks bro only walla on everything I love I need to be out of the house by the 31st I
Think I'm just gonna live with my mom for a bit bro
right I just have to live with my mom for a bit like right like right with my mom for a bit bro
Loki do a mutathon and an Airbnb
yeah I think I was gonna live with my mom for a bit man you know I just I just feel bad bro because
now I like bro like chat the reason why I stream so you can pay the rent off and
BTW stop ignoring my big Don Aitons nosy dude I can't bro jinx he has a girlfriend
now chat we moved on from that era bro no more bro yo that was also AI that
wasn't even real like literally that wasn't even real that was AI that was
literally AI I wasn't even real you know what I'm saying you don't know what I'm
saying bro
now anyway listen bro uh but the reason why I got kicked out of my first house
was because boy I kept bringing like celebrities to my house you all know
that right like chat I used to bring like celebrities to my house all day like
these girls celebrities bro and my mom got sick it's hard and that's what she
gets me out that's why I couldn't move in bro
can you with the tier one get the sub I love you bro hand with the prime sub I
love you so much God bless you bro God bless you bro so do you mean lady boys
no I don't mean lady boys what are y'all saying bro bro brought in the sweetie
Fox who the fuck even this to be Fox she's like an actor singer
Know what to not bring Bonnie blue bro know what to not bring Bonnie blue bro
No, what to not bring brawny blue bro. No, I'm not gonna bring a porn star to my house, bro
Like bro, what is wrong with you guys man
Did you bring nintin yahoo and the stream because I said so chat should I buy a
Should I buy a wheel bro should I buy a wheel? I look you want to buy a wheel and
The thing is bro. The thing is man. The thing is
Yeah, yo only fuck no
No, no, no, no, bro, yo tell me why I open open twitch yesterday to see only fucking with a mozo
wheel for five hours five hours five hours bro five hours this guy is on fucking bro collab
with Bonnie blue maybe you can pay the rent off so you won't get kicked out do I get the
Logitech one Connor with the size of gift that I love you so much
Check do I get uh do I get uh?
Do I get the one?
The Logitech one or the other one he said some shit like I'm not getting the moza. No, no
I'm not getting the moza. You can suck my dick. What's fancy tech is fan of tech good. What is this?
No, bro, I don't want to get this shitty ass wheel, bro. I want like an actual round wheel
Yo, I don't trust these ones. Well, these take so long to like do no
Check should I just get a log check one, bro?
And it's log tech is better for a beginner
Check what's a good one. What's a good one? What's a good one? What's a good one?
What's a good one?
attack G9 29 which one so which one bro which one which one which one which one
Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one?
The first one? This one?
The G929? This one, chat?
at least three days with the money I've sent you in bits. What a scammer.
I'm not licking my address.
Yo, okay, uh...
G929? Yes or no, bro.
G929 is a very good beginner wheel.
Yo, I'm not getting a moza, bro.
Fuck a moza, man.
Fuck a moza.
Okay, which one?
The G929 or the G923?
It's G923.
You're rich.
Get a fan attack.
Maddie, it's not about rich, bro!
It's about...
What's the point of living-
I'm getting more fun, I'm bundled 10x better than any large attack.
I'm not getting moza, bro.
I just saw only Pixel struggle for 30 hours to try to get the wheel done, bro.
Like, what are these fucking Dawn Test jokes?
Fan attack is way better, trust me, and it lasts longer.
Chat, what's the difference though? I don't get it. Like, what's the difference? I don't get it.
Like, what's the difference? I'm so confused.
Force feedback.
Fanatec is expensive so that automatically means it's better.
Bro, I just don't know what a fanatec is.
Like, what's the difference between-
Okay, what do I buy?
Like, what do I even get?
Bundles?
Okay, let's see how much a fucking bundle costs.
Alright, steering wheel and bundle-
I'm going to get the G923, wait chat the G923 or the G920, which one, chat which one,
which one bro, which one, G29 or G923, which one?
The G 29.
The G 9 23 is the improved version.
You're my 18 th reason.
I'm going to get the G 9.
Wait, PlayStation XPS PC or Xbox PC.
I don't know.
Why is there three?
Oh, leaked!
Chat, why, uh, what is this? Why is there three pedals?
You make my eyes bleed.
Driving, breaking, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is a clutch?
Have you ever drove? My car has two fucking things, not three, dumbass.
I don't have three things I have to I'm gonna buy this bro 449 dollars guys so much money
what the fuck all right bro I bought the new one bro I bought the new one bro it's on the
way it's arriving tomorrow bro maybe we do a forza stream G29 is better priced to performance value
Shut the fuck up.
Wait, really? Should I should I have just bought a fucking G29?
Bro for Forza it doesn't matter a controller is actually better
We so chat I don't get it bro jeep 9 you should have just shut up
The exact it means JW dollars a little
So chat is the G29 or the G9 wait so
What do I get bro do I get the G29 or the G9 23
Yo, you guys are low key selling my shit, bro
You're playing Forza, it doesn't matter.
you
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What?
How'd you get arrested though?
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
arrested I don't get it
I'm gonna buy me a PC I'm homeless do you guys just think I'm a billionaire bro
like I don't get it
Do y'all like my titties yes or no bro?
Do y'all like my titties yes or no bro?
You guys noticed how half the brands on Amazon are just a bunch of made-up, gibberish words?
I mean, every time I search for a product, the top results are always made by Hupoab
and Tkuseth, and yet we wonder why quality seems to wane.
It's like if someone started a company called Literally Who Gives a Shit.
I mean, that's basically who you're buying from.
I think a good rule of thumb might be that if you're gonna try to sell someone something,
you should start by trying to convince them that you care about the thing you're selling.
And just closing your eyes and massing your keyboard together and going with the first
name that comes up is probably not the best way to do that. Next time I see a
Brentfoud Bluetooth speaker or a set of Smifoto coffee mugs, I mean I'm gonna buy
it, I'm very cheap as hell, but just know that we're all accepting the
downfall of Western civilization.
Oh, this guy just robbed a girl on fucking camera. What's wrong?
Hold on, this guy said something serious. My girlfriend is most likely to rape
others me tomorrow.
Shadow. Hey man. That's shadow, that's part of life, bro. Shadow, at the end of the
Today, life is a book.
You might be going through a rough chapter right now.
You might go through an even worse chapter.
You might get fired from work the day after.
You might drop out of college the day after.
You just gotta keep reading the book, Shadow.
Shadow, just promise me you're gonna keep reading the book,
and I promise it'll eventually get better, bro.
You're gonna go through rough chapters, bro.
That's life, man.
The rough chapters make you appreciate the good chapters.
Take a week to W, Shadow, and take a chat.
Hey, my girlfriend is most likely to break up with me tomorrow.
The thing is famous, listen bro, maybe, you know, you're just fucking ugly, and maybe,
maybe your girlfriend's gonna get railed by someone that looks way better than you
know.
Listen bro, you know, maybe go to the gym, work out, eat healthier, work out, bro, look
better but they was meant to be honest bro it's all good man listen bro if she
choose to break up with you it's got to be for a reason you either got to be ugly
you gotta be fat or maybe you're just boring bro it's all good bro it's just
life man that's just like them
Muda, you let Valorant down.
Jinxie Coaches Accomplishments
Riley Got Him Top 1700 Globally Squishy
Got Him a Plat 2 Got Him addicted to RLCS
Was also a case opening coach
Zoink Got Him to be all original levels except for deadlock
Muda Got Him addicted to e-girl dating
Got Him into controversy and victim of hate watching
Dauntess got him to bronze, taught him the hardest role, got him to not quit league in
the first days unlike Muda.
I think JT chose to try Valorant in the worst state possible.
He got smurfed on and stream sniped by a neon shotgun player, 5 games in a row.
There's no saving that, bro. There's no saving that, man. There's no saving that.
I used to be allergic to my cat until I did this.
All I do is put A-white powder into the food.
Nice.
So when I googled this, it's 93% effective.
If you know someone with a cat allergy, they might appreciate this.
See, cats...
Anyways, cats make a protein called Phil D1. It's the tiny biological...
Hey, Chad, so if I get a cat...
I can just sprinkle a little bit of fucking egg whites in it, and then I just won't be allergic anymore.
Little finger produced.
Dammit to me.
Hello? What the fuck is that?
It's no control, CMN control V.
And I'm back, so I can abuse spam.
Yep, so it just keeps spamming it over and over again.
Now, Jinxie, this we're going to do.
Are you ready for the next level of cancer?
Yes.
So now I run you down, I pick up the client.
Nice.
Why would we have that?
Say why wouldn't they?
They had you mid lane.
Oh my god, if I lose this game I'll iron.
Oh my god, I have a 5 minute queue.
I have a 5 minute priority queue and I have one game.
Why isn't VIP in my chat?
Like we need to bury this guy.
The test results came in, okay?
We're gonna go over them together.
Here it is.
This is your brain.
You only have one brain cell.
The doctor said the remedy is...
Chat, I think I need to get a cat, bro.
Oh, excuse me. Can I get a pair of headphones?
Keep it down, sir! Calm down!
I thought that these AI videos are gonna be broke.
Israel zero Palestine one guys guys guys I'm not from Palestine I'm not from
Israel I'm Lebanese all right free Palestine bro but like bro like you
know what is wrong with you guys I'm not Jewish I'm not from Israel from
Lebanese I'm from Lebanon bro do you know where I'm going to watch
I'm gonna be honest the only reason I enjoyed it was because I got to hear your laugh genuinely
that's the only thing that made it tolerable okay wait it was funny bro you couldn't even
like formulate a sentence for the first five minutes okay okay so now Jinx see what we're
gonna do okay you're gonna look towards mid now while you're looking towards mid what
I never watched this anime I watched it and then dropped it right after is that a good
Is that a good show?
Just because the last stroke makes you nuh, doesn't mean the first one was useless.
Success is a result of continuous effort. Like what are you saying?
I'll give a fuck if she's black. I'm hitting that shit from the back like Rosa Parks.
AHHHHHH!
Did I say hello this time, nigga?
I'm gonna fuck if she's black, I'm sniping that f*** like Martin Luther King!
AHHHHH!
What do you mean, bro?
Bro, what are they saying, bro?
Nigga! Nigga! Nigga!
Alright, bro. Yo, I think I'm done for reaction today.
The motherfuckers won't do anything.
The motherfuckers won't do nothing all day, hit the gym, and call it a productive day.
This is low-key me.
This is low-key me.
Hey, hey, I'm doing my big one.
You doing the little one.
What kind of man are you?
I'm middle one
Boca in Jerusalem
I swear to God I might get a cat, bro.
Jesus.
Dave, she really wants more, but she was right for you.
Trump is ahead, nice.
I don't want some-
How old are you?
Is that a bonk?
What is that again?
What is that?
Yo.
Muda, let me coach you, you got potential.
Do you guys really think I can be challenger one day?
Do y'all really think I can become challenger one day, man?
Like genuinely, do y'all believe from the bottom of your heart that I can reach challenger
one day, bro?
news local Jewish man's nose named Muta grows to record length after over kissing wailing wall
now causing global oxygen shortage in a bizarre incident that has left scientists and rabbi
like what is this is alike scratching their heads a mutus nose has grown to an alarming
length after he got a bit too enthusiastic with his kisses at the wailing wall in Jerusalem
According to eyewitnesses, the man, identified as 22-year-old Ahmad Halalz, was seen planting
a series of passionate kisses on the ancient wall, leaving onlookers aghast.
I was just trying to show my love for the wall and for Judea.
Muda explained in an interview, his nose currently measuring 10 feet and 5 inches and counting.
I didn't realize it would have such drastic consequences
as Muda's nose continues to grow at an alarming-
No! But what is this, bro? Jesus.
I know this whole don't-think-on-final-stop.
If you don't get your motherfucking ass out the garden,
that'll roll, bitch, you creating hell.
This dog I have to I'm not stopping. Oh, there you go. Hey, what's going on twin? Fuck you
I just kill it everyone bro top five old Jason detox things. I really want in life number one a really fast car that goes
Number three, I just want someone to cherish and love me as a person
I said I don't believe it's how you fuck!
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
Yo guys, why did I eat and leave literally zero crumbs?
I literally had no crumbs!
I literally ate!
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
What?
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
Oh hey!
NOOOOOOOO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
Ehhh...
EHH! EHH! EHHH! EHHH!
You love me?
I am my mommy.
You're my baby.
Mommy...
You...
NOOOO!
NO! NO! NO! NO!
Jason...
HAHAHA...
NONONONONOTE
old lady working out buddy how amazing
Old man dreaming about sludge, how terrible.
Lung cancer and heart disease in one video, this might be an illusion.
It's a no.
It's dead.
Your IQ is negative.
Karma for serving customers sludge.
Sludge in love cannot exist simultaneously.
My average reaction when I see a fast food commercial.
There goes the liquid estrogen.
The song lyrics are actually more destructive than a-
Guys, too hate-o.
Mooda mentioned, I swear to god if there's anything to do with cheats I'm gonna tweak.
First time playing only everyone's ass, but you were less ass, I promise, you were less
ass than the regular new player, I promise you.
And Fury felt like Mooda, Fury felt like Mooda, like I think he played before, like a decent
amount.
You are new.
Oh my god, bro, what the fuck.
You're friendly kid, very friendly.
Wait, is Zen actually good, chat?
Is Zen good?
Not a lot of boost to work with collectively, for either side.
90 seconds left.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, Zen, double tap.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Holy fucking shit!
Don't say they messed up.
Don't say they messed up!
They can't stop at the rest of the booth!
He can't stop at the rest of the booth!
Oh my god!
What?
What like...
What like
Watch Party is the best for the game?
Like, how do I say this bro?
What's the best games of Watch Party?
Pro play.
That's what I meant.
Like CS,
Valve, Rainbow,
League, League of Legends.
Oh my god!
Holy, actually holy shit.
Holy shit.
That shot was insane.
Yes!
All right.
Was all right!
There we go!
There's no goal.
And then there's two goals in five seconds.
Damn, what a goal.
Bro, holy shit.
Excuse me, should I walk that way or should I walk into your life?
Whoa.
So when I- if I were to ever say something like that, I would end up in jail.
What is this?
Yeah, that's enough of uh, reacts for today, like, uh...
Oh
Do y'all give me permission to go take a piss I
Need to take a piss and do y'all give me permission to take a piss
Also, what game do we play after chat?
Probably some Valorant because Loki, I haven't given you guys Valorant at all for the last
like fucking week.
Bro, like, bro, Loki, I'm a Valorant porn type streamer now, it's actually crazy.
Shut up man, I'm going to have to get back to her.
I don't know what you can do
You can't do this without
You thought you were
Like this
Like this
Like this
I'm not chasing the cars
I'm not chasing the cars
I'm not chasing them
I'm not chasing the cars
I'm not chasing the cars
What do we do like actually though like what do we play bro apex we play Valorant
Do we play League of Legends? Do we play Rock to League? Do we play sex water?
Do we play?
How about this go logs want to pull apex legends of League of Legends Valorant's
Y'all can decide bro. How about y'all decide bro? How about y'all decide League of Legends apex Valorant?
Y'all choose that way y'all can't be mad at me, bro
Tomorrow, I know for a fact the thing is tomorrow was supposed to be eight hours of apex
Let me let me let me message Zayn and tell mom are we still doing tomorrow?
Cuz low key chat I'm supposed to play apex legends tomorrow and get predator
I'm supposed to get predator and apex legends so I don't know and and also
tomorrow I was supposed to do a not-ending stream with subroza on delay to
radiance so I actually have no idea what to do and also I have to find the
house in a fucking week
What do you mean getting carried to a radio you're literally talking to the only human being on earth on planet earth to get
Rick on any you and NHL
You're gonna talk to the only human being on earth right now to ever like come on bro
There's a mouth for this
When traded by the way hey, hey, hey, I never win traded I
I never win traded bro. I never win traded
Muda what happened to the house you were supposed to go and see tomorrow?
Guys, how do I tell you that I literally like what to go look and the house is fucking
Not horrible, but like it's just not something I would like bro. I'm not gonna lie
How so? I went on Google Maps, it's a garage in the front, it takes about like 10 seconds
to get to the garage, and then behind the garage is the house. So it's like, how do
I even explain it? Garage here, walkway to get to the main street, driveway to get to
the main street, to the garage, then you have to step out of the garage, and then you have
to leave the garage and walk on a path for like 15 seconds behind the garage to
get to your house like what what like what what show us I can't if I show you
guys like if I show you guys it completely leaks the address bro
So I don't know I don't think I could live in that house, but I think I need a better house or a different house
The fuck?
Damn man, Sunday
Wait, how does this live?
He's playing the League of Legends with no webcam. Oh my god
Let's go ahead and whack these minions here
Have a giggy!
Hey Grace, I'm coming right now!
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, wait, so I have a question then.
I have a question then.
When are you like, when do you get like, respected?
Like what's a high rank in league that you're like okay damn this guy's actually good
Damn so not even master or diamond counts as good level
Smoke smoke deep I mean
I'm gonna need like names so I just need like one guy to cut off.
One guy behind both of them.
I wanna get it
I'm gonna have a handbook
Which at how is don't test not even challenge
Hold hold hold
Oh
Dirty on three besides rays bike planting no charges left
They are standing
Precision kill!
Both of them.
One enemy remaining.
Ready for me?
Excellent.
That's a lot.
That chamber is just for fancy weapon.
What's happening?
What's happening?
How are you not radiant then?
Uh, well because I don't play the game, I don't play the game anymore bro, I barely play this game.
I thought Don't test players game, does Don't test players game everyday?
I guess so.
I'm here, I stay.
What do you mean excuses?
Obviously you don't use excuses.
Yeah.
You'll be killed.
You'll be killed.
You'll be killed.
guys what's brimmy sense the brimmy sense
he's got home from the gym so it's a grimmy sense of valorance
it's like hour of zero
yo Jell-O, Phantom, what do you have?
oh what what?
Phantom, what do you have?
I have the Kruinami
I don't know.
Push them back.
Blank them in.
No peeking.
That's not...
If I wanna do that, I'll stop with me.
No peeking.
In the seas, in the seas.
round bro you're fucking yeah I might go to the best fight tomorrow and buy the
razor v4 I don't know if I'm gonna get a kill this game because I was looking at
the mouses and faker uses the the the razor mouse I know I was like I'll
I'll pull it out soon
Hey man, are you still talking about the order?
No, I'm not giving it to you
Okay man
No, I'm not
Hey man, hey man
Two more
One more, one more
Nice the biggest razor ambassador is faker
By the mouse the game uses uh I don't know about that bro I don't know about that bro
I don't know if I want to use anything that could be muses
Why you talking so much?
Say Anmu Kamil
Anmu Kamil, you have...
Okay?
Alright Anmu, I'll see you in three weeks
Yeah?
What business does he got playing from me?
If you're given to us...
Anmu Kamil, two weeks
Daraf, Daraf, you're in the two
Daraf, I'm not in trouble you, you're annoying
Yeah, you're annoying
It's like these messages aren't even funny, they're just annoying bro
Come on man.
We're holding heaven.
Can't be heaven.
Make noise.
I'm having a blast.
We have eye.
We have eye.
We have eye.
I'm excited.
Fuck it.
I'll jump for you guys.
Where are you?
Chrissy T.
Chrissy T.
Can I have a rap?
Can I have a rap maybe?
I have it.
Nice.
I exprimed that eye.
He permabend me for saying his music is trash.
Shit bro.
How mad is he right now?
There's so much IV for three months in advance is crazy.
I took you to go to hell.
Thank you poops.
30 minutes and you're already mad.
You dropped it?
No, I didn't.
I ordered him with an axe.
Go chill.
But once he didn't die, I was just like, OK, just get better.
How about Ozzy up in the room?
I'll smoke.
30 minutes of running mad, bro.
chill just get better what are you here you know if you won't be not every game
and my you know I can't do that
one time
What am I gonna do about that?
That's one HP.
Oh my dick is so small.
My dick is so small.
My dick is so small.
My dick is so small.
That's trapped team. I got my kill so we're good now.
If you must fall, then fall near me.
You need to kill that jet. No cap.
Oh by the way chat, I'm done with that mouse.
That like sensitive mouse bolt.
Okay.
Did you know 120?
I did hit him once, that's on you, is it pops back in place, oh my it pops back in place
No!
Two more no.
WHAAAAAT?
HOW IS HE THERE?
I AM IN HOME!
FACE YOUR FEAR!
Last player standing.
You got the party!
F**K OFF!
He got off.
That first one though.
I like the idea, bruh.
Alright guys, if B's gonna get fucked, I'm gonna have to slip.
I'll play B, I'll play B, I'll play B, I'll play B.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'll play B, you understand me.
Okay, can you play N.F.O.A. for A after the 100 seconds?
And if they don't fight
Oh John.
You're a great dad, bro.
You're actually great.
So let me get this straight.
I play A for four rounds and they go B.
I go B.
Well, the smoke was kind of all they...
No, no, it was.
The thing is I...
They would fuck up.
They do feel it or not.
Like, do I just play on delay when I play this video game?
It's literally impossible to do anything but...
No, not at all.
was a troll smoke. Fuck, I sent me equipment to move, Anthony. It's a terrible one.
You want to play, let's play.
What is that?
I'm on a galaxy flank, I'm on a galaxy flank, just stay alive, I'm on a galaxy flank.
Alright, is anyone on site?
Yeah, jet race.
Hold us a little higher.
Yep.
That's right bro, that's right.
I don't know what galaxy you're playing me through, but...
I don't know how he's telling me to the slow, but...
Alright, I'm gonna play A now. Alright, I'm gonna play A. Let's see if they go A.
I promise to turn out trying to avoid you.
Well, okay then. I'm gonna go B then.
Trying to avoid me.
Alright, let's cut momentum now, really.
Wait, Steve, let me buy you rifle. I've been, my Deagle's been crazy today.
Just buy me Deagle.
I don't like that angle
You'll be named?
I was, but I stopped
Chat, I don't like this monitor, bro
I wanna go back to my OLED
Dude, I'll be
Oh my God
Like Jesus
Honestly, it's not a game, bro
Light roll, okay, I'm just jumping on the ladder, like this is just so lame, holy f**k.
Raptor.
No, Raptor, Raptor.
Loved.
Mate, mate.
So last time you didn't put any delay on it and then left my game and we won 5v4, it was pretty dead, honestly.
I do remember that. I think you remember you saying something like...
It was on Split too.
It was on Split too.
I remember you saying something that was annoying and I was like, you know what, it doesn't shit.
Talk to me, I'm from Alpha 4, I'm from Alpha 4.
No, it was split. It was split.
You're getting strings tight and heavy on the tack.
No, no, I remember, I remember, I remember.
I'm not talking, I'm not talking any of it.
I'll find you.
Oh, here you go. The second I delay, I'm so happy now.
Actually, I can see people.
this time I'm just I'm dead though that's just strange I put on delay and
they finally hit my site interesting interesting very interesting very
interesting actually I don't even care I died honestly I'm just happy I found the
I was shaking kind of delay. It's okay. We move on bro. We move on. It doesn't matter. I want to kill
It's okay, bro
We're Gucci we're Gucci we get five you and then we went on attack
I'm gonna turn on delay. We're chillin
Let's get there
Yes, sir
I was looking at the end
One enemy remaining
Hello
I
Last round in the half
I get a drop lose everything you have we lose it anyway
Guys why am I extra like retarded I don't get it so why am I extra retarded today? It was actually get fucking excited, bro
Mudo, when I think about you, it turns me on.
Like what is wrong with you, Mudo?
No, you are like a wall, a wall, a wall.
I'm new
1HG club man
1HG man
100G oh my god
Oh
You know this I think it's $1,000 paper I'm a swim
Oh my god
Okay that little round we got them I like that
Just went this time for that book my old leg monitor and now I'm back on a BenQ the shit is ass
I'm on some shitty fucking 240 your monitor. I mean by 240 at least but shit
Okay, bro, I'll miss my old head
I only have like $700,000 in the big house. I don't know. Yeah, but it's not a lot though 700,000 dollars is not rich
Let's go. Have you say have you say boys have you say?
I'm buying a bandit. I'm gonna have to
Recept the temple not them shots chill bro. I don't have 700k on
Oh
One enemy remaining
You're him bro your hand
We play you lost
Come on let's go. I got things to do
Now you go
You guys won't smoke
I don't know what's going on here
She's moving in
I think she's coming in
Alright
Don't show it, don't show it
It's terrible
I don't know what's going on here
Chamber spirit! Chamber spirit!
Here
One more kill.
Where's the mid-game?
Where are they?
They're at the end.
I'm at the end.
Good job.
One more after that.
One more.
One enemy remaining
My god, I mean, I don't know I don't know what else to blame it on me
How do we get flooded on heaven with sheriffs when we have force like I don't get it?
Okay the problem was they were grouped bro and like we just we reacted too fast
I think like a was free there they got just to bring up screen
I wasn't ready for that
He was also crazy, it's just a chamber
I mean that's fine
I don't know, we got picked being made out of those
Spectre on the floor in front of you Conny, your dick is super small bro
Shut up, fuck you
Just turn it, turn it, we got it
I find you
My nose and go back be made not not watching here
We're looking you stop spamming me with ads. It's getting borderline crazy
Bro, I think I have like five minutes
I really like this
6k subs spamming ads you definitely ain't Lebanese but
oh my god
yeah one of them
somewhere i think
one enemy remaining
nice
let's go
let's go bro this is what we vow
I bought it bruh, what do you want to do?
I'm upset I didn't get a single ward bruh, and that sucks.
I want to get water bro, I'm thirsty, I want to go play some wata.
I'm telling you some wata today, I'm thirsty.
I'm very very thirsty today.
Have res
Go for res
Chill chill wait
It's when you go there
It can't swing over, you can see over
He can see over
He's on the wall
Uh-huh
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Res me daddy.
Everyone, swing me!
I don't know.
I walked with him man.
Go beat him.
Or don't go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away.
Here.
It's better than cross-crossing.
He has stage,
chat we're there, he has rest of stage.
Guys, please don't let me take first.
I think we should set our worst player. We'll go first.
Play right.
No, no, let me go, let me go, let me go.
What is happening to me?
30 seconds left.
I'm on smoke.
I'm on the smoke, Raptors.
No peeking!
Smoking?
Oh, okay.
This way.
I'm not on smoke, just one.
Could be above here.
After.
Oh, my.
I thought it was a good spot, y'all.
She's screened on heaven.
All three screened, I think.
All three screened, yes.
Hello.
Hi.
Yeah!
That's an old par bowl.
Let's go.
Was that your satchel's razor?
Was that his fucking satchel in the way?
No, it was his.
Bro, I wasn't chosen.
I'll put the shorty and you scheduled me like 20 times so I couldn't fucking kill him.
I had one shot 40.
I should have helped you out, I should have given you like a little satchel thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no joke.
Dodge is a fadai, and then we just flood him.
After we dodge him, he's just gonna try dodging.
Well, he's gonna have a rough, he might have off on the line when he does, uh...
I will hold up.
I love you, Chris, don't think that a lot of months go by, I love you so much.
God bless you, God bless you.
Wait for dog, wait for dog.
You want to play, let's play.
I'm going to go through anyway. What's that?
Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
No peeking. Jammer, jammer, BB man.
So, so, don't commit. We don't do that.
One drop side. One drop side.
I need to find you probably it's not seeing you happy feels faster bro bye
like what are you saying bro so that's all that I saw they banned someone for
saying shit because it's the same spelling as Jews Jesus
Just one through one, I'm gonna zoom out, I'm just gonna zoom out again.
Are they gonna harvle them?
I don't think so.
I have the spike.
Oh, I'll find you.
They're freaking me.
We're gonna split A, Raze, can you come back to A? We're gonna split A.
Split A? That's one male, we're back.
Get out of my way!
You guys are gonna smoke the male and you guys are just gonna swing the guy and obliterate the guy vents
I
Was good, that was worth that was worth that was worth that was worth
All good you just posted a branch get some shots
Champagne Poppy yo it's Drake can you give me a sub bar?
Okay, you might hold this.
Your duty is much over!
Ha! So what I missed?
I want some...
I'm fucking with you bro.
Okay.
What the hell?
God, you're fun!
We're my fun!
So, so so so.
We just group it, we chunk it out B?
So there's one in here and then one here.
I can blow, I can blow
Oh nice
Speaking, speaking
I'm gonna have to shoot you
Bro, while jumping this fucking lucky fuck
80, 80 rays, 80 rays
They say this one
Face your fear!
He's dead
I'm gonna have it with 80.
80.
I'm fucking around there.
This place is nice, but not nice enough to die in.
Let's win and get out of here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
How many times you masturbate in one day like I never masturbate, bro
I'd rather cut my cock off than do that. That should have horrible for you, bro
But there was a time when I was a gooner, bro, and I was young and like low key one every like three days
Was like my limit low key
one more heaven one more heaven please don't die
no fighting jump right up against the wall
oh no way could be happen on your way could be happen could be happen
one and we're remaining so let's go screens play safe please oh my god you're
fucking
together it's my friend I'm blunt full max 29 now that's it
nice job check the most that ever booned in a day I remember bro it was
when I first discovered a hentai I remember go chat I remember I first
discovered a hentai and I go in three times in the same day I wasn't down
That was my that was my record. I was only three times in a day
Well, if you've somehow managed to break over three like you've lost a lot even sex my the most of us
The most rounds I've ever done in my life sex of the same girl
Well after three if you still want to go you're like a horse though go man
My god, you're so you're so
That should be all of evil that was 3B we should just go be go say go say go say go say five eight two
I'm one shot. I'm gonna die. Let's not take this round for granted. Keep me
This one
My testosterone isn't low but I have a I have a
760
Testosterone that was two years ago, but if anything it's probably higher now because I even like I eat healthier
I do everything out there than two years ago low key
And 22 your testosterone peaks at like 20 to 25 no
He's spawned!
He's spawned!
He's not easy, he can help out.
3 is Moroccan numbers.
Mine is 80.
I don't break promises.
Nice.
Front-ended.
match point
they're desperate
don't force through it man
your ashtra genus spiky
we should just go be
we should just go be
we should just go be
we should just go be
we go back side
hell no
and then one more time
it's triple collatus
anyone feeling generous I'm blocking
Oh my god, he's close.
That jump scared me.
One enemy remaining.
That's wrapping up.
That's when I'm done.
Nice.
GG!
Good game, brother.
Appreciate it, bro.
Appreciate you, brother.
Yeah, good shot.
Sam bro, 30 second delay, the game just becomes so easy bro.
30 kills, 30 second delay, wow man.
30 second delay man, chat, 30 second delay
and the game just becomes literally so easy.
Wow man, wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow man, wow.
I
How much are are and so radiant
I haven't seen bro in a while, but that nigga wild I'm not in a rush to people keep telling me smile
But bro is on trial that shit to adjust to I don't need security to ride around town
We could fly downtown just us two unless you know the G wave handshake when we go to shake hands man catch
I
238
Frank waiting probably like five. No three games off of radiant
Four games four games off
I think yeah for
I
Bore games off-radiant man
Check out with the tier one sub bride. I love you so much for God bless you
Chat what is up with everyone doing today, bro? Everyone's like watch partying something today
Like what is happening after five before this round?
Bro, why is everyone like watchporting today?
Everyone's like watchporting today.
Did you hate the SuperStrike?
Yes, proofreader.
I didn't like it, man.
I thought I'm gonna be honest, bro.
I didn't really like it, to be honest.
I didn't really like it.
One second, let me just message this guy real quick.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, bro, listen, New York was fun.
Dude, the first day I was in New York, do we have a...
season is this I can't count any more
bro like my car
match face time brah dog
brah
yo listen brah say walla y'all did it fuck
yo moona they have no idea who's are you
your hand please tell us about me y'all listen
your nose just gets fatter every day
listen bro uh put it on your mom's life that y'all didn't smash
well okay first of all why do I even have to say this why do you care
aren't you trying to hit rank one in league? oh wait you can't because there's no way you can download hacks in that game
yep scripting got passed years ago buddy you're a little late
maybe if you came five years earlier to League of Legends you'd be the best in the game
we got listen bro
there's no way you can get to the top this time
isn't that funny huh?
yo listen bro
what season is this?
Yo
Okay, so did y'all kiss
Okay, say what say wallahi you guys in kiss
Why do you keep dodging it bro
Second of all, it was our first time hanging out with like, when we're just friends.
Like, if we were like, you know, like, you know what I mean? Like talking or something like that.
I'm sure, but like, we're just friends, but like, there's no, you know what I mean?
Ah, Lady Knight won't ruin you.
You guys actually, what are you doing?
I'm mutated bitch bro, this is too much.
I love the-
Muda, you could be friends with the opposite gender, I don't know if you know that.
Uh, Loki, that's literally like impossible.
Alright, let's go mid.
Nine times out of ten.
Nine times out of ten.
If you're a girl, your guy friend wants to fuck you.
I'm gonna go mid.
Nine times out of ten.
If you were a girl the friend that you are hanging out with that's a guy nine
Nine times that I said they want to fuck
So let's be by the way
Right here
Wait what?
Alright so after this uh
Segment? I don't even know if we should do the segment bro.
Enemy in Defender Stone.
Enemy mark.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Please be honest, bro, but it's good to see that today and try and walk on day
like a long row it's just different it's different when mood up play it's
different when daddy plays no it's different when daddy plays
I'm gonna spawn no one on it.
Nooo, careful right side cat.
I'm gonna make clear.
You're probably just beast player right now, looky.
Yeah, the way he swung that angle was very suspicious.
I'm gonna put on 30 second delay.
The way he swung that angle was very suspicious.
I
Which one stairs
Let's go back in
One more, Ranna's gonna be A, he's not A main, he's gonna be 3.
Cross, cross, cross.
HP, kill drake.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Hey Jace, 1 HP, they're both D players.
Could be on mid.
1 HP.
Let's go I'll drone close again and then dart if they break.
Nahh I'm not gonna put my delay on league.
League?
There's no point for delay I think.
so you that see I'm so you walk in girl that my least of my word
two on site and then service squad
I guess you go be here some time
spike down mid
I'm gonna just go back to fight with you bro
I have this fight come back come back come on
I should go back in there you know you want to I've been going ahead I'll just go in there
I'm five each here alright no time anymore 30 seconds left give me a bomb give me a bomb
I have the spike.
What are you going to do?
No, no, you go away, you go away.
I spoke to you.
I'm going to make sure it's now.
I'm going to make sure it's now.
Oh, they did. One's cat. They smoked off.
I mean, I saw what could be in here.
Ten seconds left.
You don't make it.
Yeah, they lost it here.
All right.
Look, you win.
I'm gonna have to buy a walker right here.
Go be, go be, fuck your walker, go be, three aim in, free B site.
coming here boys
I'mma sit main, I'mma sit main.
I'll throw it off your shi-chi though.
That's fun.
I can hold.
It's fun.
That blind can buy it.
The enemy tag.
The enemy tag.
The enemy tag.
The enemy tag.
The enemy tag.
The enemy tag.
The enemy tag.
listen up you muckers
if I don't get back up just give me a nudge and mine will be dead
just give me a hug
I can buy you
wait a minute I'm a shillid you have
uh 25
I can buy you
I don't not believe you
no
I need to buy
thank god
is that a buy
the score would be 6 out of 5
you're making me a drop
thanks
We're the only QB lost around here, so...
91 sova 91 sova one shot wasn't one shot sova was market
Just play it
CT CT now. I don't even see is it 91. Yeah, I've written so is it not you want to skip
Is that your family
I don't know guys. It's just literally just textbook shit. It's like the best team in North America
Man, we're just gonna make it to fucking like in Los Angeles. Then we're gonna be CT
Then we're gonna have sex and then we're just gonna win bro
Oh
What is this guy saying if there was a bad 17-year-old girl and no one would like what are you saying
there we go
now we win
moving in nice and pure train driver stuff that
they changed man
kj is here they're gonna play retake no keep the door open keep the door open
I mean, I was gonna say do it for the kids and then you would have won, but I was too
up to it.
Yeah, you need help, yeah.
Sleep.
I don't even know what to say anymore.
Does I'm hungry?
What do I eat?
We're just eating.
You were just eating.
Volm.
Now you wanna know how to have the best experience?
Don't door-dash from a chain restaurant.
Don't do no-dash it.
Go to your local ethnic conclave and get some good ass like all in the wall shit. What's hole in the wall?
Take my drone, take my drone
Mark it
Watch, clear?
Serious
I mean, it's unlucky, it's gone, brother
How did you die?
It's unlucky, I mean
It's all good
Easy
Buy a fucking house, bro. I'm trying man. I love it trying bro
Half the houses that I fucking apply for just always fucking deny me man
They all deny me man
She's here
He's at 80, he's at 80.
I thought I heard someone outside.
Junko died.
What do you mean Junko died?
What do y'all mean?
Junko got...
Wait, Jinxie got struck by lightning?
What are y'all saying?
What are y'all saying?
Jinxie got struck by lightning?
Easy key.
Have sex with everybody whenever a mood is set.
Power went out coming right back. Yo, you guys are the most like fucking oh my god
Yeah, I'm a drone tagged somebody a man and then when I surround you're welcome
Yeah
No, I actually am bruh
You mean that
Oh man there's three here bro one two three.
Can you get on League so we can flame you bro that game literally makes me want to pull
my hair out of the fucking fall of fuels bro literally makes me want to pull my hair out
of my own follow-cruels.
I peeked.
Do you have a smoke?
Yeah, where?
Smoke, uh...
We had an eight hour league stream yesterday. Please can we tune it down? I beg bro proof of
it. I know that game is so addicting, but I don't think you would understand. Like boy,
you need to play the game to understand bro like genuinely. Like genuinely bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait 10 seconds for the smoke so I can cross the street.
I'm kind of hungry bro, okay. Yeah, I'm thinking something man
So I got gonna be in the same way
Good top mid yeah go on top of it go on top of it
This is funny.
Down, up, down, up, down.
Right here.
Last player standing.
Ah!
Two shots.
Ah!
Ah!
Three.
Z40, Z40.
Ah.
I trust you.
No, what are you killing?
What?
He's peeking.
Peek!
Oh wait, don't peek, don't peek!
Oh shit
Don't admit! Don't admit!
Up mid. Close to me.
Really, like, really close to me.
In market.
Out market. Out market.
Me spot.
44 kill drake. Two out.
One enemy remaining. Spike down, Defender spawns.
He's hit, 44.
He's outside.
He's not, I just cleared it.
No, I've promised you.
Huh?
You're a nice one.
He's trying, I just have a flash still.
Alright, it's okay Vaj, just sit back and relax, bro. You don't have to do anything.
I know that's what I like. I like to do that. I like to chill
It really is just that easy, bro, huh?
As soon as I've seen that mood or did something I knew I was gonna win
Why am I always getting me fuck did I do this jetty full fucking steps here, so I swung him
I mean, what do I do there why your guest
He said that he's healed. Oh
Was he yeah, you do not hear the
Fucking stupid and that's why I've been lying real stop cussing
I don't know what's going on with this guy, I don't know what's going on with this guy.
Yo, where you going?
Oh, shit.
You better bait for me, bait for me, bait for me, get on top of here, get on top of
here, bait for me.
Wasn't close to us.
Oh, goodbye.
Oh, keep off me.
It's like redpink.
It's one nice to me in the smoke.
Careful, I'm in.
Okay, he's in the street, he's shocking me.
I hit him.
Are you serious?
Not gonna kill me, okay?
One body shot.
Good walk up, tree.
Last player standing.
Fuck.
Need help.
30 seconds left.
Okay, now they're definitely in the stream.
I mean, it's 30 seconds.
They're allowed to be in the stream if they want to wait 30 seconds, but...
Muda, you should do a fuck Carter contest.
Contest
Well, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
No bro hop on league Val is dead
Okay daddy I'm hopping on
Guys if we don't start running some rounds I'm gonna lose my mind
I'm gonna pull my wall up and hope for something I guess
One is a segment tomorrow yo vice vice vice come here come be come be come be here
I do this all the time is just a free kill put your flash in this window and it's a profit
That's what I did last time. All right, well fucking do it again. I'm gonna show you how to fucking do it
It's the blood
okay just right here there's gonna be a
you're walking all the way up look at me
they have to be a
oh that game motherfuckers why are we all fat
you got pebbin
bike planting
pathetic
is I live in Canada. Like I don't have ice. I don't even know what the fuck ice is to
be honest. I just know they're taking people out of their country or some shit. Like I
don't know. No bro, I feel like we shouldn't have ice. No, I don't know. Well I don't know.
I live in Canada bro. I don't know what ice is.
I'm not even lying, I actually don't even know what ICE is.
Break the door.
Like, no, no, I'm not even gonna protect my PR.
Like, I literally don't know the full answer to ICE.
I literally live in Canada, we don't have that.
I just know that they kick people out of this city or country.
Like, I saw videos on TikTok, that's gonna be it, I don't even know what ICE is, what
eat man I'm hungry 5 to 13 on Valorant
wait what they kick me out of their country we know if they're drowning in
man I won't yeah I don't know like this I think it's your turn I'm not gonna
begins
You should run
KJ here nice good trade 2v3 ah nice
you guys have all the time in the world bro take your time
I'm trying I can't I can't get a lot of old character bro. Just like
Like sire gun sire. Why are you a judge? Let me buy you a judge. Just sit. Thank you
No
Sell that sell that sell that sell that let me buy you a shoe judge. Listen just sit here, bro
We're down here, isn't it?
We're throwing mid.
Enemy tank.
It's all mid.
Clue.
Then there was one walking up cat, too.
Enemy spotted.
Meet.
just on top of the first thing yep
hold the cross here
I'm a dark mid, get ready to spam
work from top mid
on top mid, jumpers towards tiles
you have smoker now?
yeah
if they smoke you, you smoke back and swing through the trunk
I'm flanking, so many of you.
Oh, Jesus, what is happening?
Oh, sorry bro.
This lag is so bad.
You have 30 ping, you're not lagging, you have.
I'm getting packet loss fight, I took 2-0.
Can we go 5 saves?
He is teleporting without saving.
No, y'all just hold A, I can hold B bro.
But it's 5-3, I have 2 people 5-3.
Can we save? Alright, alright, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Can we save this round? Can we save this round?
We save this round? Yeah, I want you to save for an AWP.
And then you're gonna AWP bottom mid.
Can we push like through AM in this round?
That's three?
All three of you guys, go push through AM in.
Save this round, save this round. Just trust us.
Let's fly.
You guys should like, you guys should like walk up to here, go one way, just run one and peek.
They will go!
They're defaulting mid again.
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
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I think you're
30 seconds left
Okay, I don't like the way to buy
Magic Point
Cause if they weren't there, they'd just come up on the level
I do better next game
This is cool for me
Jesus Christ
the nose and work yo can you can you put your flash back here and just play back
say I'll dump all anchor back there just give you a really hard to AXE
someone come in someone come in someone come in I can break your dart I can break your dart panda
come come right here do we know where you usually die right yeah it's a it's a
I'm side smoking.
I'm not gonna take it down with you two.
Get in the car!
Two!
I'm on!
I'm on!
No way this happened to me.
No way this happened to me.
Not even close.
Gave it so stressful sometimes. Oh my god
Wow, man, I play for two games. I play two games 28 25 kills
Just oh man, just sometimes it never leaves you chat when you play this game so much, bro
When you play this game so much it becomes a natural habitat to you guys
35 kills 28 kills 30 kills 28 kills 25 kills. It's just
It's just sincerely, just sincerely magical, the way I just sparkle my balls on top of it.
I
Bro, I mean
Unbearable six unbearable six unbearable six
Shut up, bro. Shut up. Um, okay. Yo, it's 500 elo good in chess, by the way, chat. Also,
let me order some food, bro. Let me order some food. Let me order some food. Like, chat,
How good is 500 ELO?
500 ELO is top 10?
Beck
Two more games for Radiant?
I think I've done for Valorant for the day bro, not for life.
Chat listen, bro. Um, I have a question, but I don't know I forgot my question chat. Oh
Tomorrow chat should we do a I
Think honestly tomorrow we do I think tomorrow we play apex legends a lot with zayn and try our hardest to get radiance
Or sorry predator and we're not gonna get predator, but we're gonna get very high
We're gonna get very high and then after we get very very very high
in the game and we get close to being up hopefully we wish I diamond one
tomorrow mood you're already a predator I'm not a predator bro stop bro stop
stop I'm not a predator stop that shit fuck bro stop that shit
damn is FNS really the only person who doesn't watch 40 these days especially
and like regionally I think g2 is gonna break through this year I think they're
gonna win a tournament this year I said this like two years running though to be
honest so it's not like it means much but I do actually think they're they're
just poised he's botting
holy viewbot can I get some viewbots if g2 make another grand final at masters I
I actually think they'll win it this time is what I'm saying
Can I get some view bots, please? Muda
Muda, I heard that I saw you're on 30k subs like consistently now
Way to go man
Because I know those are real people
Can I get some view bots?
What?
Sure.
No chat.
Amuda?
Amuda is murdering it out there.
30k subs?
It didn't move actually.
It doesn't even move a little bit.
Those are, that's loyalty.
Oh, these are all really awesome.
Sorry, yeah.
Yeah.
didn't move actually doesn't even move a little bit those are that loyalty
are not some sorry yeah
everywhere and you got to be sure to check out the leading soon because things
are all you see for not a first case yet and you got
uh jing see was cheating at chess on stream he would never bro he was legit
never man so I want to play league bro is it but bro well why am I so I did to
League of Legends brah I don't get it well lucky I don't get it man why am I
so addicted to League bro holy shit bro
legit pisses me off check today is kind of like a filler stream which I'm not
too upset about because yesterday was actually a fire stream but um check
And today I just don't know what to do. Tomorrow, I also don't know what to do. I was supposed
to do not end the stream until I get radiant with Subroso on 30 second delay. However,
I forgot that me and Zayn scheduled a diamond gaming session on Apex Legends. Horror games,
Guys, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I'm not in the mood for horror games, bro
Like I'm sorry, bro. I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the mood for horror lately, bro
I really am not bro. I
Really am not and I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry man. I'm sorry
Horror just not the vibe right now, bro
Horror games just not the vibe right now, bro
Horror games just not the vibe right now. I'll just find another streamer
Okay, is that supposed to piss me off?
Don't put it in the title then, bro. The thing is, man. I don't know, bro
I want to give you guys title or sorry title
I do want to give you guys horror games, bro
But like I really just it's just a snooze fest for me, bro
I like to do it when I want to do it chat. I want to do it when I want to do it
I don't want to do it when you know, I don't want to do it when
Jinx he's all mine. I
Don't want to do it when I don't feel like doing it because I'm just never gonna enjoy it, bro
You know, I'm just never gonna enjoy it
We pay your bills
All right
The joint it's party it's open oh it is open yo, oh, okay, listen chat
Which I how do I join his party and start talking in VC he's gonna be so tweaked out
Is that possible chat? Can I join his party and instantly start talking? You can't?
Wait a chat, if I join and just start talking, will he hear me?
No, I don't want to ruin his, I don't want to ruin his like, but if he's lofted on chess,
okay, let's play some League.
I feel bad, bro.
He's in 500 elo, bro.
He's in 500 elo, like, yo, miho, this guy's actually ass on fucking, like, bro.
We're going fucking undefeated tonight, 29 wins in a row.
Yo, should we snipe him though?
Should we snipe him on League of Legends?
Yo, but if I Q-Sniper me, he has Dauntless, I need to get, I need to get, yo, oh my god,
Yo, if I get into his game, that would be the most cinema funny thing ever, bro.
But I genuinely believe that I'm better than him, bro.
Like, I actually think I'm better than him, bro.
Do y'all think I'm better than him? Yes or no?
Do y'all think I'm better than him? Yes or no?
But also, is sniping banable?
Because in Valorant, we can Q-snipe each other as long as we don't.
Like me, Sabrosa, and the streamers, we can all Q-snipe each other, and it's not banable.
We just can't stream-snipe.
It's Q-sniping and League banable, though.
are you drinking? I'm drinking alcohol.
Nah, I'm drinking sparkling water.
Y'all, I'm drinking sparkling water, bro. Chill, chill.
Chill, chill.
Oh my god.
You guys are on different servers on NA you can't
That's low-key, that's low-key, that's low-key, yes bro, that's low-key,
with that small key smart or does any actually only have one server he's
He's Q sniping me! Is this allowed within the Rai-kun time?
Barat!
Uh, sadly, Q sniping Yatt is.
Okay, well it's all good because listen.
If Muda gets on my team, I'm never gonna help him one time.
I'm never gonna gank mid ever.
And if Muda's on the other team, I'm gonna gank him every single time.
After every 4th turn, I'm gonna gank him.
Wait, Jinxie, you know what you could low-key do?
What?
What if you just stalled for the next 3 hours?
And then he was just a jing see watch party while waiting for you to queue up
Do we run it back on 30 seconds yesterday the 30 second delay felt good I'm gonna be honest
Alright, let's go then wait wait wait
Yep. Okay, wait, it's the mood
Actually waiting
He 100% will be yes
I'm Q sniping you bro.
I'm Q sniping you! I'm Q sniping you!
Yo you can't get away from me, Jengzee!
Okay, let's do that test. Should we Q with him and you co-tract?
We can't test. Check your facts. Check your diagos.
We could. We could.
It's okay on the watch.
Oh god.
You working?
No.
His dog this is gonna troll me bro
One loss, and I'm sorely okay
But Jinx you have bad news if we do it with muda since he doesn't have a delay
Then it means that we can't add a delay ourselves
I can work the way ourselves up to being ghosted now
Do you think muda is a good enough team asset that he actually overpowers get thing ghosted on no delay yes or no?
I can't even play with the light muda. No, yeah, you can change you can change mood a drink
I don't care. Have you met muda dog?
Bob and he's been hey watching me for the last like two days
I wanted to go in your twitch chat and type slash user space Ludwig
Go into my twitch chat slash users face. Yeah, yes type it
Chad do I get my coach or no
watching every day. Anyone else think Dantez gets too sexual sometimes? Alright, that was pretty beast. Not gonna lie, there's so much smoke blowing up your ass, but Dantez is delusional. I think you crushed diamond by end of year if you locked in. Yeah, but Ludwig, you said passing your rank is like reaching the end of the universe, bro. So, your statements, uh, talk to the chat, should I get, chat, should we get, um, should I get, bro, how do I play this game without getting cold?
by Hamsa though. How do I not get coached?
I don't care if we play C together and we lose, I don't care if we play rock and we play together and we lose, I don't care if we play four nights together and we lose, I don't even care if we play fucking uh, fall guys together and we lose.
Luda, if you hit my game and leave, I will beat the shit out of you.
Like in GTA.
What is this guy saying right now? What is he saying?
Listen, one loss, and I'm soloing.
One loss, and I'm soloing.
Wait, Jinx, you have a good idea.
Before the game starts, force Muda to take a dick
pic with his face in the camera.
And then if you lose and he ends, you post it on Twitter.
OK, I'm not fault.
What is he saying?
OK, I'm going to make a group call.
I'm going to make a group call.
Now, Coach, I need you to put Muda in his place, OK, Coach?
Don't worry, I can add in a lot of tasks.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Muda, drop off.
Muda, drop off.
One loss and I'm sold off.
Yeah.
Bro, why does he just, why does he,
why does he put all this pressure on me?
I don't understand.
Yo, Jixi, I'm literally better than you, bro.
Stop, I'm bronze.
All right, yo, hey, first off, shut that shit down.
Okay. All right.
Muda, let me be clear.
If you wanna play ranked with me, you have to,
what was it coach?
What does he have to do?
You need a Samuta you're gonna have to sit there, and I'm gonna want you to take an up-facing
Dick pick with your face and the camera so that it's obvious that it's you you're gonna send that to Jinxie and
If you guys lose and you end him he posted on Twitter and leaks your cock
What the fuck is this bullshit what
So listen, so because I'm a good guy, I'll actually give you the option.
Either you can do that, or I want to look at the Discord camera, okay?
You're gonna take a picture like this, spreading your hole open while you look
between your legs, and then the camera's gonna be positioned over here so you can
see the full frontal.
Yeah, Muda, I'm gonna be honest, gotta do something to get in here.
What is the humiliation ritual to sit in, bro?
What the fuck even is this?
My coach spanked me yesterday for going to the bathroom and I ended up going on a winning streak.
This is what we need, bro.
Okay, do you want me to just go into the bathroom?
So you want to take a picture of my dick with my face in it and if we lose, you just upload it to Twitter.
Yes, exactly.
Bro, you think we're pulling this shit out of things?
Think you're gonna not do that! What do you mean?
Wait, hold on, hold on, Muda, do you personally know Faker?
Yes.
Do you personally know for a fact that he didn't do it?
No.
Then, then you cannot say he didn't do it bro, because it's a 50-50% chance that he
did or he didn't.
So you can't sit there and you can't make shit up like that bro.
Rule one.
Okay, so what are you guys all going to do, what are you guys all going to do then, you
guys all going to like.
I'm leaning more towards the first one coach, but it's up to you.
No, no, no, wait.
Whoa, oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
It's not.
No.
No.
OK, now send that to me on plain message please.
OK.
I'm going to send that to you, Jake.
See if I see a play.
OK, let's play it again.
All right, let's go.
All right.
OK, so are we running it with delay or no delay?
What do we think?
Delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay.
If you don't have a 30-second delay, I'm literally gonna report you to the FBI.
Oh, oh, oh, we need delay, bro.
The one time they were delayed, they banned my Yone.
Yes, yes, I'm down 30.
Alright, okay, three, two, one.
All right, now listen, this is how it's going to work, okay?
I'm gonna need both of you guys to share your screens on Discord right now.
Done. Already on.
Boba, listen, Boba, talk to us. Are you even a good mid laner? Can you help me? Are you sure you can help me?
MUDAAA!
GONDADAMMIT!
We're not even 5 seconds in and you're already pissing me off!
Listen!
I'm sorry coach.
Muda, Muda.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Listen to me, listen to me, okay?
Yes, yes, yes.
I have the game understanding of unironically
Even the highest level of pro coaches. Okay, do you understand?
I can operate any champion at any role at a challenger level with my brain the promise of my hands a lot of time
They don't follow so you're gonna cut this shit out of can you even coach me?
Bro, I could coach a gorilla to sit there and 1v9 games on
I swear to God, like I couldn't do it all, bro.
So rule one, you do not question the coach.
Okay, daddy, yes.
If the coach tells you, if John Fess tells you to jump off the bridge, jump off the bridge,
okay?
Exactly.
All right, done.
Done.
Done.
Okay, done.
Listen, bro.
Muda, one loss.
God is my witness.
If we lose our first game and you, and you're down 90 CS in five minutes, like the last
time we played in mid lane, you're gonna have to be screwed to be fucking playing frame
month you're not gonna blame it on smurfing I'm just gonna leave the game
and burn my PC to the floor. Muda listen bro I don't want to hear none of that
coping bullshit about how you're getting out CS by a smurf all right let's fucking
go we're both brunts for let's do this okay bro let's go let's go all right so
now now before we start before we start we know that Jinx yesterday won his games
off stream. Muda show us your match history. We need to see what we're starting off today with.
Okay, how do I jump that? Uh, yeah.
Share your screen. Now.
Quick. Share your screen.
He's already sharing. He's already sharing.
All right, so Muda, why the fuck did you go 3-12 in your last game?
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. This game, I was pushed past. I was playing League for 10
hours and I went on a victory Royale win 18, 9, 20 and 5, 17 to 5 and I shit by this
game and I got off I was tired coach what are your thoughts on Muda playing young do
you think Muda has the brain capacity for young remember this guy's a win trader.
No, okay, no, no, allegations allegations that everyone treated this guy allegedly win
traded into reach top one and two regions.
Okay, so listen, this is what we're going to do then, what we're going to do is when
the game starts, Luda, you're going to all chat, yo, enemy mid, what's your paypal, and
you're going to have to front the cost of every game, if it costs under between $15-40.
If it costs more than that, you and Jinxie go split z's, are we under set?
Uh, coach is available.
Okay, Loki it might be.
So how about this, this is what we're going to do, you play Jung, right?
Yes.
Today you're going to be on any duty.
No!
Okay, no, no, no.
If you, Coach, listen.
If you put me on any, we're going to lose.
I don't play any, I just play Yone, bro.
That's all I do, I play Yone, bro.
Yone?
Like, bro, please don't put me on any.
Please, please.
Muda, Muda.
I watched you do it with Jynce a few days ago,
and all you did was cry about smurfs
while dropping 20 deaths plus every game.
Can you assure us that you're not going to do that again
today?
No, no, that will not happen.
That will not happen.
I take this game just as seriously as Jixi.
And yo, listen, I promise I was getting smurfed on.
I don't want to cope.
No, no, we don't know.
They banned my Yone first game!
First game!
They banned my Yone!
What do you mean they weren't smurfing?
Okay, hold on, hold on!
They did not ban your Yone, bro.
They banned the most elo-inflated broken mid laner
and the entire mid lane roster.
I was waiting I was waiting for you to say that you know inflating bullshit, bro
That's true. Bro. Play a real champ like Darren top dude, please
Okay, here's the thing bro
Muda bro. Yeah, if I load up the game
Yes, and you're like in your 12 minutes into the game and you're down 90 CS like the last time you played
Yes, Muda. Where do you live?
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Okay, don't that's like a private one to two-hour drive don't that's I'm gonna need you to slap the dog shit out of him
Brother, all right, you cannot be going fucking
Down 90 CS all right. Well, yes. Yes. Yeah, but this is what we're also gonna do. Muda. Do you like your hairstyle?
Yes, I love my hair, bro
I put so much in care into my hair if you drop more than 10 deaths in any of the games today more than 10 deaths in any
the games today you're gonna take a razor and you're gonna shave the middle of your head all the
way through like your avatar the last airbender am i understood this is non-negotiable
like guys what is happening like why am i being interrogated like this i don't understand
Yo, guys, like, can I keep my hair, can I not leak my dick, can I play League of Legends
without leaking my dick, can I play League of Legends with having a full head of hair
don't test, like-
Muda, Muda, listen to me, listen to me, I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why.
You are about to queue with the Bronze Brutalizer, do you understand that?
We need to know that you're worthy of being in Jinx's duo queue presence, and the only
way to show your worth, especially after that fucking fiasco we had a few days ago, is for
you to put something up for grabs. So we need to know that you're not going to pull a repeat
of Jynxie, Jynxie, he's smurfing, oh my god. And then Jynxie, who's giving you the
performance of a lifetime, is getting BBC gangrailed and there's nothing he can do about
it why I took a picture of my dick and I already sense the jing see no no hey no
like I already did that I already did that so how much more do I need to do
with how much bro if you get out CS you're blocked if you if you get out
cragged you're blocked okay what if anything what happens to you if you and
if you do I don't go negative man check the stats okay I win every game okay
I solo win every game. What?
Muda, asking Jinxie what happens if you int? It's like asking a fruit. What happens if you're a vegetable. It just won't happen, bro!
Like, what is this?
This is like the biggest gleaming ever!
We're bronze!
You're talking like Jinxie's baker!
What is this?
Okay, let's get something clear here, okay?
Just so you can understand what we're working with.
When Jinxy did the leveling process in League of Legends, he did not learn the game through
the normals and co-op versus AI.
Jinxy was in the fucking battlefield from game one.
He sat there and went all the way to the depths and brutalized his way all the way to fucking
bronze with nothing but skill, dedication, and consistency.
The difference between him and you, Muda, is that you leveled!
You did it the normal way, and you still ended iron!
Jinxie is the prodigal son of Faker.
The only difference between him and Faker is that Faker has glasses, and he doesn't.
Do you understand now?
Yes, Coach.
Yes, Coach.
But you know what would be cool, bro?
instead of shit talking me bro and lowering my confidence before we get to the most important
game of my life, it'd be nice if you glazed me 1% of what you're doing with jigsie.
Okay, so you know what, okay let's do it, let's do it.
Muda, Muda, I have faith that in League of Legends one day, you will become the kind
of player that wins so many games that in Valorant it took you paychecks to actually
accomplish
You might have to unmute your bike bro. You've been muted for the last like five minutes
Okay, uh
Can I get like I
I understand everything before we get to this game. Could I just maybe get glazed like one second before we get
All right any words coach, please bro anything. Okay. Okay. I got you Muda. I
Have confidence
That you might have a shot at winning your lane this game if you give it your all so let's get it the fuck done
Let's go. All right, you know
Jinxy
Jinxy I
I know that you're gonna dominate everyone and everything in your path because you were born to do this, bro
It is you against the world and the world doesn't stand a fucking chance
You are what everyone could have been had they been born in a genetically mutated lab and
Cultivated into gamer of the year through raw genetics. Are you ready now? Jamesy? Yeah, 2023, bro
All right, here's the thing mood up. I will be stealing your waves. This is non-negotiable. All right
Alright, so Mooda listen. This is something that we're gonna have to talk about are you listening? Yes, I'm listening
Okay, so we'll want to play with Jinxie Jinxie is daddy and daddy gets the waves
So what this means is that how am I supposed to farm a higher CS than my opponent?
Like Jinxie said if this guy's allowed to take all of my CS because I'll tell you how to let me tell you right now
I'm like, why?
Muda, listen man, listen to me good.
The thing is that if you farm properly,
you should be perfectly farming every wave.
So even if you're only giving Jynxy,
let's say one wave out of every four,
you can still outform your enemy opponent.
So what we're gonna do is the way it's gonna work
is Jynxy's gonna full clear, then he's gonna walk mid.
When he walks mid, everything mid lane belongs to him.
It's Jiddy's territory.
So you're just going to have to make sure that while Jinxy isn't in your lane,
you get as many resources as you can, because once he comes around,
then he's going for everything. Am I understood?
Understood coach. Like understood. All right. Perfect. Lock in.
Yeah. Lock in guys. All right. So Muda,
how are we feeling about the vagar matchup right now? A solid.
I can fuck this guy's little tight asshole nine times at a 10 times every
single time I know his counter I know his Q his E his ultimate his cage I know
everything about this character I've studied this character and I will fuck
this character and his tight little asshole over and over and over again
until okay so mood of what we're gonna do that right together in the mindset is
I'm gonna pretend I'm Vagar and you're gonna pretend you're young are you
Ready? Yes.
Muda! Get away from me!
Come here! Come here!
No!
Come here!
Get away from me!
Come here!
Get away from me!
Get your little ass over here!
Oh no!
I'm not going to start wiggling against you!
No, come here!
Who is that you're freaking dirty dog?
All your stuff is coming here ten times!
Why do you want me to do like fucking grape Vigar?
What do you want me to do?
I mean, dude, you gotta win lane somehow!
Fuck!
Take it serious!
So, Muda, we played two games together.
Yes.
And we've lost two games, and you've lost your lane both games.
And you've fed your opponent, man.
Can I just say something right now?
Why is Jinzao a jungler in my lane?
This is probably just me.
Oh, okay.
No, okay, first off a cut that shit out right now. You're not gonna do this shit
We are not doing this. Oh, he's a smurf. He's this he's that no he's a bronze more unlocking ins ins out
That's it Smurfs don't exist anymore, bro. You're literally pulling the reddit special right now
If you say the word smurf a single time, bro, I've got it
time I'm just gonna go kill okay also if you lose your lane again I swear to God
I'm blocking on everything okay stop I'm getting both one of the chances okay fine
let's go what are the chances what he's already on my lane auto attacking me like
what is this guy doing well dude he's fucking or farming on you so the thing
is that Zinz out bro you can walk up and you can kill him from range why are you
sitting back you're allowing yourself to get mugged bro we can't be allowing this
I'm already half HP now.
No!
Brutal!
His W is a 10 second cooldown!
I don't kill!
Fucking fight!
Fight!
I don't know what to do.
Fight!
Good, you got us Ignite.
Now you can, you missed your Q.
Back up.
There you go.
Use your potion.
See?
Muta.
You need to sit there and walk in.
Like your dick is swinging and fucking dangling in his fucking mouth, bro.
That's how you need to play lane.
You can't be this fucking pussy sitting back last here with Q.
That's not how you get better, bro. Limit test!
I like that.
Alright, so now look...
Oh my god, you took a turret shot.
Okay.
So, listen. Muda. What you're gonna do now is you might actually be forced to recall here.
Your lane is fucked, it is what it is. Backup and recall.
Okay, got it.
But when you come back to lane, it's fine because if you just reset...
RECALL!
I am! I am! I am!
Okay, Mura! Mura! Mura! If he is under tower, you can recall in almost the middle of your lane and he's not gonna stop it.
You don't need to waste all this time running all the way back, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
Alright, so now, you're gonna walk mid, and then he's gonna be pushing into you.
Now he has no ignite, you're gonna fucking spit in his-
He's last hitting.
Yeah, yeah, he's just last hitting, but he's pushing, bro.
How is he last hitting as a bronze?
Mura, shut the fuck up!
It's you, you insinuate!
Are you doing this? Are you actually doing this?
Are you actually doing this for shit again?
Oh my god, bro.
Muda, if you insinuate that he's a smurf again, we're gonna have problems.
Bro, how does he do so much damage?
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
No, no, no, Jynxc farm! Jynxc!
Oh, take Muda's cannon, take Muda's cannon.
No!
Smite the cannon, smite his cannon.
Good. Okay, now go for the red.
Muda, do you know why you just lost your cannon? Yes or no?
I took it, I got it, I got it. No, you didn't. Jinxy got it.
Say what, Muda?
Jinxy!
Muda, listen to me. The reason why Jinxy took your cannon is because you didn't deserve it.
People that deserve cannons are people that are gonna do something with the gold they get.
If you're just gonna be AFK sitting back, then might as well have the gold go to the fucking elves, bro!
And the fairies in the fucking river!
So if you're gonna get the gold, you better fucking carry with it!
Am I understood?
Yes, understood, Pudge.
Alright.
I'm dead.
Okay, just keep running.
No, why are you turning? Run, run, run.
What the shit is lagging, bro? Is it the fucking discord call?
Oh my god, bro, it's nice, bro.
So now, Jinxie, Jinxie, take their crab, and then afterwards, Jinxie, what did we say?
About mid lane.
Whenever I come there just give me all the minions, Muda.
Exactly. So Muda, right now you're gonna have to give Jinxy your entire wave.
Uh, what the fuck does that fucking mean?
Well you're about to find out in five seconds. Jinxy, what are you doing, Jinxy?
Wait, fight this, fight this. Yeah, you win it. Uh, wait, he had ignite.
Where do all you, all you, where do all you, he's going.
Yep, this is good, this is good. This is good.
Nice
Yep, oh no, you're being a really good little boy by fucking winning that lane right now. Thank you daddy. Thank you daddy
What are we doing?
Jinx, I can't see your screen
Yeah
Double
Yeah
Fucking cameras off bro. Double kill
Double kill. Okay, so if we turn off the cameras then can you share your screen? Yes
okay you know my face turn off at my full things breaking my entire
discourse okay all right it's off did you like those two how do I get this
shit off of the screen what is no it's good like listen Muda that's what we
did okay so now listen the break in the need of a jing see we need you to share
screen bro hey hey buddy hey buddy my my my my my I'm never doing this again
wallahi I'm like lagging in my sounds good take all right so listen this is
what we're gonna do Jinxy go from your bot side from your boss I'm gonna protect
my fucking asshole okay see what fuck it Jinxy take your hang around on mid lane
steal a wave of minions right now oh bro I mean no gang you just a big gang
Okay, yeah back up back up that's good now go for the bappers
What the fuck I'm empty one shot bro, why are you feeding my way?
Tell me bro, what do I do here? Just leave me out like a fucking like dumbass
Okay, so listen listen this we're gonna do I want you to look at him okay, so what you can do is you're gonna have your alt up here
So low-key what you could do is you could actually maybe look for a play here. Should I just go back?
No, yeah
Okay, so now mood up mood up your jungler is lagging and it's the only reason he died to your laner
So we're gonna have to sit here and give him compliments that he feels better right now
COMPLEMENT HIM NOW!
Jinxy, you did very good, bro. Honestly, that wasn't your fucking fault, bro. You fucking lagging, bro. You were fucking lagging.
Yo, I don't know what's happening. I don't know if my screen's tearing.
It's tears over these seconds.
I just missed a cannon, fucking my title asshole.
Okay, so what? This is what's gonna happen now.
What we need to do is, Mura, you're just gonna keep last hitting, keep farming, whatever it is, you're good.
And then Jinxy, you're just gonna folk clear.
and after you finish your full clear, we're gonna look on a mid gang.
Now, Mooder, you're gonna have to be a bit careful right now, okay?
Look for more traits. So there, for example, you should look for more.
Don't just go for these small traits, because the thing is that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because the thing is that Xin Zhao is a champion that he heals.
So the problem is that you're never gonna be able to kill him if you do small traits.
He's just gonna out heal everything. So you need to look for a big all-in.
So what I want you to do is I want you to hard push this wave and then recall.
Hard push, hard push, SHOCK IT IN, SHOCK IT, I'M SHOCKING IT IN DADDY, I'M SHOCKING IT IN, I'M SHOCKING IT IN DADDY
Okay, SHOCK IT, BRO NOW, okay good
Don, Don, Don, Don, Don
Alright, okay, now, okay, uh, Jinxy, it's all you bro, it's all you bro
Okay, so now walk man
Okay Jinxy, if you don't have a gank, it's fine, you can just go for the crab
Muta, Hubrabata, I need to see what's happening right now
why am i sunblocking this fucking game my god oh my god jingsy but i died jingsy stop feeding bro
okay jingsy what we're gonna need you to do now is you're gonna have to work on the the
the reset like it just recall and then go for top to bottom there oh no that's dying
So, so what am I doing wrong? How is this guy doing this?
So unironically, this is a pretty bad matchup for you. I think really
Listen what you need to do and the way that you're gonna win this is because in Zinzau's a champ
Or it's like he's gonna win short trades and he's also probably win long trades too
So you just gonna have to sit there bend over and take it. There's not really much that can happen in this line
So
Okay, wait
All right, so listen mood of this how we're gonna play it. Okay. Yeah, you're gonna try to look for
Last hits right now, and you have to dodge the W the second you dodge his W
You can E in and then look for trades on him, but you need to dodge a W. It's when it's when he like shoots out
Is it that isn't that isn't that like?
The form kind of yeah, exactly now push
next wave to next wave to next wave to push okay so now since I was gonna
gang soon I want you to set up for your tornado okay my Q 3 yeah you're gonna
bottom you see him yep yep just wait so now keep fighting yes this is
exactly how you do it now all to if you all 10 out yes now Q nice
No, nice good
Was that even worth?
What do you mean what's that word?
He loses a cannon wave and you gotta shut down!
Yes, it's fucking worth now type it in all chat say get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard
Get shit on unskilled piece of shit bastard
Yes there we go yes, hit on jar, now!
Good alright so now you're gonna walk him in
Jinxie, what's going on with you right now?
I'm just lagging, man. I don't know my screen's tearing. I'm lagging.
Okay.
My game exploded. I'll fix it after.
Okay, okay, okay. We're gonna go back.
Is he screen-sharing or not?
No, he's not screen-sharing.
Oh, right. I'm actually screen-sharing.
I am screen-sharing, for sure.
Do I last hit this minion or no?
Oh, yeah, wait, wait. I can say okay.
Do I want to last hit these or no?
Yeah, so listen, Muda, when he walks back to lane-sharing,
You're gonna wanna look for another fight, okay?
Okay?
I can gank for stuff, there's nobody to gank.
Yeah, yeah, no, Jinzy coming!
Jinzy, this is all you!
He's one shot up for you!
He's one shot down, Jinzy!
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Jinzy, Jinzy, DICK MOOD AS WEEPS!
No, no, no, no, no!
JINZY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Oh, God.
This is how it works.
Listen, okay, so, mood up.
Muda, unironically, I want you to thank Jinxie for taking your wave right now, because if he didn't take it, it would have frozen for Zinzow.
Say thank you Jinxie for saving my wave state.
Jinxie, thank you for saving my wave... uh, wave what?
Wave state.
Wave state.
Now jerk it a little bit.
LIKE WHAT IS THIS DUO BETWEEN YOU GUYS?!
Mura, if your duo tells you to jerk it a little bit, you should be sitting here and
you should be making a waw, waw, waw sound, and if you're not, then you're not committing
enough!
Mura, that's time!
Okay, run away, just run away and then recall.
Yes, so that's the thing, if you ever walk up to Zinzao, you're genuinely fucked.
What the fuck is that shit?
Yeah, you listen, you can't fight him.
It is what it is. It is what it is.
That's why the way that you're going to win is just by antagonizing my-
Oh, now you're supporting something.
Yo, why are we fucking-
Wait, YES!
Okay, okay, listen, Jinxy, this we're going to do now.
Jinxy, clear your bot side, look on the dragon.
It's in a good spot right now.
Got it, got it.
Nothing left to pray to.
And I pushed my wave, right bro? Yes, daddy?
Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, be a good little boy and push those men. Yes, daddy. Yes, daddy
Okay, now mood I'm gonna want you to stick your tongue out and make a little ass sound
Good all right. That's what I like to see that you know what that shows me mood
I that shows me that you're also coachable Jin see thank your duo. Oh wait, nevermind
Okay, Jin's you're gonna have to look for a fight here. I want you to hold your Q on big R hold here
Okay, yeah, and then there you go. Yep. Yeah, again
your Q is up in one hold it you need to hold it on him fight the fight the
Lux fight the Lux fuck the father Lux yep okay all right now try to look for a
turn your Q is up in one second
Muda Muda Muda oh no Jinx you don't walk in you're gonna die okay no it's fine
it's fine you guys come back off now this is okay all right so now Jinx you're
We're gonna farm Krugs. Muda, whatever you do, just do not engage.
If you try finding him, you're probably gonna lose here.
I'm actually gonna fucking move this.
It's fucking lag!
YAAAAAAAHHH!
You're not bad!
Jinxy, listen, it's fine. Because in your time of need, your duo for once is actually coming through.
Let's go, I'm gonna keep it up.
Jinxy, I'm fucking carrying this shit! Do you hear me?!
Yeah.
Okay, well, guys, there's still a little bit of a problem because our top lane is 0-5-0 right now, though, so we can't get too ahead of ourselves.
Muda, make sure you report Klan before the kill.
Yeah, got it.
Alright, so now Muda, go for a plate, go for a plate, go for the plate!
He's still dead for four seconds!
Muda, listen to me.
When somebody is dead, it gives you a timer to do shit.
That shit here is hitting the turret, okay?
Now you can recall.
You like that little EIU to save time there?
yes that like that's how you got to do it bro your champion is broken as fuck
we need to use the tools that ride gave us in order to properly unlock it to its
potential yes bro yes all right daddy all right now now listen this is what
we're gonna have to do Jin Xian Muda as a team bonding exercise I want one of
you to be the daddy and the other one to be the good boy and I want you guys to
roleplay for about 30 seconds until the next objective time responds on Rift
Harold.
Be a good boy for baddies, uh, Muda.
Yes, yes.
Band-O's name's Rift Harold.
Wait, wait, hold up.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Nice!
Oh my god.
Okay, nice.
Nice, this is good.
Oh my god.
Now you're shitting in his mouth.
So now, uh, Muda, I'm gonna want you to all check.
Type...
How did that smell?
Okay, uh...
Literally type it!
Literally type it!
Type it, Muda!
Okay, I'm dying but I'm gonna turn it one second!
Okay, Jinxy, go from the Herald.
How did it smell?
Good. Okay, Sino Muda, finish this sword and then kill that gnar.
There you go.
Now, maybe we don't kill the gnar?
Maybe just back off here, okay.
Actually, no, Kim, keep fighting.
Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
Good.
I want you to, if he walks up, you flash on him.
But if not, just recall.
Okay, recall him.
Okay, Sino Jinxy, you're gonna go for the Heralds here.
After the Herald, we're gonna look for a top gank, because the Gwen is pushing in, okay?
Now, Mooda, Bal-
Oh, get the eye!
The eye!
The eye!
Now, Mooda, while Jinxy's ganking top, I wanted to all chat and shit-talk the Gwen.
Do it for him, be like,
Ha ha, Gwen, you should run.
Ha ha, oh my god, I'm fighting someone right now, though.
Multi-task!
Multi-task!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, Jynce, you're gonna have to hold Q.
Hold it.
Nice!
Yeah!
It does.
It's Niel.
No, no, no.
Okay.
Jynce, you can fight this.
You can fight this.
Oh, no.
Yo, mid laner!
What the?
Mid laner!
Mid laner!
Mid laner!
You are the most coping son of a bitch I've ever seen!
I'm helping bot!
I'm mid lane!
Okay.
Genji?
The 4k.
Yep.
It's okay.
Okay, so Genji, your mid laner instead of helping you, randomly walked ball lane and
entered to the enemy ADC after taking two turret shots for no reason.
How does that make you feel?
Yeah, Muta, like, one, you need to watch your lane.
If somebody leaves, like, just stop, turn your brain off, Muta.
You're not faker.
Stay in your lane and hit the minions, bro.
Yo, if you stayed in your lane, you would have been able to chase that guy and would have been able to double-fight him, or you would have been able to talk to me and say he's coming.
The fuck, man!
What the fuck is this projection? You're two and three, I'm five and five, I'm doing good and my job, we're both doing good.
Why are you always blaming me for no reason? I don't understand.
You're getting CS-mogged, bro.
No, I'm not! I am literally beating him in CS-mogged.
Okay.
I literally am.
I'm CS-mogging you, man.
Oh my god, bro, you're a jungler.
The fuck.
Alright guys, junglers aren't supposed to, but the thing is the ones that carry games
to, remember that.
So thank you guys, this is what we're going to do here now, okay?
Because right now the tension is a little bit high.
So what we're going to have to do is you guys are going to have to coordinate something.
Can I fight when?
5 and 1?
That's mid right now or no?
Am I struggling at the front?
Well listen, how about instead you ask your jungler, Muta.
Like I need you guys to start developing synergy.
Jaycee talk to your duo fast! Jaycee, I think drag, let's take drag Jaycee. There's a girl
mid though, there's a girl mid, so let's be careful for that. Take drag bro, take drag,
take drag. Jaycee, if they come, I'll fight them off with you, okay? You need to fight, okay?
I'm fighting, I'm fighting.
I think they're fighting.
Jynx, he flashed on him.
What's the jungler? What's their drag?
You guys got it, it's good.
I'm dead, though, bro.
They're so fed, bro. I don't get it.
I get it. Caitlyn's 0 and 6 and she'd die in-game.
Yeah, but Jynx, the thing is, it's fine because your blind is also 3 and 10.
How's that fine how's that fucking fine because it's like
Reunited our top names 0 and 6 4 3 and 19 Jesus
Yeah, but the thing is listen you guys you guys have what it takes to actually out carry this
So all we're gonna need to do right now. Okay, it's just lock it in the two of you
Yes, like guys guys think of it think of it right now imagine world war three broke out
Moodle, what country are you from?
I'm from Lebanon. I'm Canadian.
Okay, Lebanon. Okay, Jinxie, what country are you from?
USA.
USA. So imagine right now we need the USA Lebanese military conjunction to fight off
the new World War III bad guys.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
Moodle, help him!
Moodle, help!
Help!
Moodle, help!
I said help but then at the end I said do not cast
yes
Okay, listen Jinzy. Muda just got a thousand gold so right now
We're gonna have to both get on our knees soon and pay that he's able to do it
Yes, daddy, yes, daddy
WHY ARE WE BEING CALLING THEIR- MUDDA WHAT DOES IT KILL DO FOR YOU IN LIGA BLOOD GENES?
IT GIVES YOU GOLD.
NOOOO!
KILLS ALLOW YOU TO GET MORE OF THE GAME.
KEEP FINDING JAKES IN THE DECISION.
KILL THIS FUCKING BREAD DEAD FUCKING TEAM SUIT SOMEBODY!
THANK YOU!
GODDAMN!
I'M FIGHTING FOR TEN MINUTES!
FUCKING HELP!
YOU BREAD DEAD PIECES OF SHIT!
THANK YOU! FUCK!
WHAT'S MY DAMAGE? GONNA BE 80K?
FUCK!
So listen,
Muda, listen.
When you get a kill in League of Legends, kills allow you to get down time on the enemy where now you're able to actually go for plays and get objectives.
That's how you win games.
Yes, now fight the grunt, you win this.
As long as you don't miss all your Qs, you win this.
Good! Now push!
You like that daddy? You like that daddy?
Yes, yes!
You don't like that daddy!
I'm gonna give you a fucking nice, you ask again!
Give it to me! Give it to me!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Alright.
Now Jinxie, I need you to give him a congratulatory spanking as well. Now!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Okay, so now Jinxie, Runbot help Muda. He needs help. He's 1v2 right now. We need to help our duo.
Okay, Muda do not int before Jengzee gets there try to back off here Jengzee walk up. You got this. He's helping you
Nice
Okay, Jengzee your your midlaner sold the kill so take the wave
No, I didn't but walla you should see what I'm doing right now
Gc I swear to god you should literally see what I'm fucking doing right now you would lose your fucking marbles what I'm fucking doing right now
Wait he KS twice coach. Yep two times. No, I did not bro. I swear to god. I'm getting all these roll
Yo, what is this?
It's a this is call is nothing but a 2v1
Muda you have to assist
You're doing this for
Jixi Jixi I think we should take drag. Jixi can we take drag daddy?
Okay
Jinxie Jinxie listen you probably should look for the dragon low-key though dragon isn't a bad shout cure. It's low-key good
Try to run away from him. I try to run away from him
MOTA 1v2 them bro have some confidence
Fucking kill the queen
Oh my god
Okay, Jinx, you have bad news.
The bad news is, your duo doesn't have enough confidence right now to fight, so you're gonna
have to sit there and give him confidence.
Oh, am I just dead, guys?
I would give him confidence, but he stole two of my kills.
Okay.
Okay, I have Muto, you're probably just marked.
No, Ena and Chara are probably killing the Lux.
Okay, so Mudo, listen to me. Your problem right now is you're playing the game like you have zero self-confidence.
When you're this fed, it's like a 3v1 in fucking Valorant. You should not be sitting there and fucking peeking corners, bro.
Go in and fight! You're never gonna carry this game ever if you keep playing the way that you are. Do you understand?
Yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy, yes daddy.
No! You know how I'm calling me daddy right now after that! You're in the point out!
Okay, sorry sir, sorry sir.
Alright, so Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do.
I know it's such a fucking worthless piece of shit.
I know, I know, but listen, Jinxie listen to me.
I fucking hate you so fucking much.
Jinxie, Jinxie listen to me right now.
This is what we're gonna do here.
Jinxie, I'm gonna want you to go for the wolves.
Muta, run to the Baron.
You guys are gonna demand a Baron right now, okay?
Down, down, down, down, down.
Do you want me to kill the Vigor and main?
No, no, no, Baron, go Baron, go Baron.
Go to the Baron, don't show, don't show!
Oh my god, bro. I'm going to Baron. I'm going to Baron.
But I need to get a Baron now.
No! It's James! He's ruining the play! He's fucking ruining it!
Get to Baron! What the fuck are you doing?
I am on my way!
Get to Baron!
I'm on my way!
Fuck!
Okay, listen. This Baron is a good car here. It actually works.
Okay?
This is good. This is good.
so now this what we're gonna do guys go talk go talk both of you guys go talk
you guys are gonna fucking take over this this lane have you ever heard I am
the captain now you guys are the captains of this game now Jinxie don't
ult and don't have to wait you can fight now you can fight oh god get him bro get
Hold Q hold Q
Okay, Moota Moota push the end head here. Oh wait, you might actually
Yes recall recall recall
We call.
Okay, first turn.
Yes?
Yep, that's good. That's good bye.
Now, Mudo, go!
Save the teammates!
Mudo, you fucking moron!
Stop!
Mudo!
Did we just lose the gate?
How do I fix screen jaring?
Okay, jingsy, before you fix it, I need to show you what just happened.
No, no, I'm gonna be honest, jingsy, after you see this, you might never view mood of
the same ever again.
What do you mean?
What did I even do?
Show screen down there.
Okay, are you looking at my screen?
Yeah
Muda like Jinxie do you remember what you did to own a pixel in that one game? Yes
Muda did this here, but ten times worse
Bro, I literally it looked like I was 12 and eight brown and everyone was fed. What did I even do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're you're not allowed to speak right now
Okay
Jinxie are you watching?
Yeah.
OK, look at this.
So wondering down there, right now,
Muda is recalling, right?
Yep.
And right now, he's in base.
Look at this.
Muda is in base, right?
Yep.
Oh my god.
No.
Motherfucking motherfucker.
Dude, don't be weird.
Don't be weird.
I had the buy open.
I had the buy thing open.
I didn't know they were even that close.
Motherfucking motherfucker.
Bro, I didn't know they were-
Motherfucking motherfucker.
Dude, dude, I swear to God, I had to buy many-
You were buying items while they were hitting our neck.
I didn't even know they were that close.
I didn't even know they were that close, so.
I had the most killed on our team.
I'm sorry, bro.
You still two.
You still two.
Okay, so 10 and eight.
What the fuck were you doing Jinxie oh my PC is lagging hi guys hi guys my PC is lagging
oh guys can you turn off your camera oh guys what the fuck is even happening bro ya Muda
where are you what am I supposed to do yo guys how's it going I just watched Muda in
You're buying items while they're hitting our nexus bro you should net like brother you you should be ashamed of yourself
You're okay items while they're hitting our nexus you motherfucking motherfucking
Muda you inting sack of shit Muda
Bro
What the fuck I just had the menu open. I didn't know they were that close
But okay, Muda when you buy items in the future you press P and just right click on the item
Why was your shop open for 15 seconds? I was selling my Doran's braid
To buy the hammer. Oh great hammer. They're in our nexus
Didn't know that the hammer
They're in the nexus
Don't ask me play the clip
I need an exact second of how much time he's spent in the base.
Alright we can watch.
Wait, GenC, GenC, you know what we can do instead?
What?
Can we watch where GenC is at this point though?
Nothing I did was bad, my screen was tearing the entire game.
So it's tearing the entire game?
GenC.
GenC.
Zero mistakes, my screen was tearing the entire game.
You motherfucker.
I don't know, I'm assuming it's just gonna keep tearing all night in the game. I have no idea.
Okay, so Jinx, are you watching?
It doesn't look like it's tearing. I don't know.
Jinx, are you watching?
Yeah, I'm watching. Hold up. Wait, how about I let you know one second.
So this is from his POV, okay?
Yeah, this is Mootus POV, got it.
Oh, so what?
No.
I
Don't watch it. Oh
My god, oh
My god
What piece of shit dude? I didn't think motherfucking piece of shit. Where are you? Can we pull up?
Can we pull up where's the fat guy on our team your only job is to get a triple kill on the turrets and
You're you're buying items. Oh, okay. You're actually not gonna hold yourself to the bar
I'm at the top of the CS leaderboard. You stole two of my kills. My screen was staring the entire game and I had five assists
It wasn't for me. What if you beefed you selfish bitch?
Muda listen up you motherfucker
They're hitting our turrets and you're buying a hammer and you asked me where I'm at
What am I screams tearing? Yo, what am I screen is tearing bro? If I knew they were hitting the Nexus
I wouldn't fucking be in my menu. I didn't know they were hitting our Nexus. I don't know
Who's fault is that?
What have I?
I think it's your internet.
Cause you're lagging on your phone and then when it gets on the stream you lag on the stream.
Alright, well whatever, just fuck it.
Who cares?
Fuck it, just streaming Bolstead who cares?
It is what it is.
Yo, Muda!
Yo, Muda!
I'm back, what?
Yo, Dantez.
Like, what should I do here?
What should I do?
My screen staring, I'm lagging, and I have a, like,
mood up, you inching mother fucker.
Oh, I actually am playing good.
No, no, no, you bought a hammer.
You bought a fucking hammer.
You're three and seven!
You're three and seven!
Don't test, save Wallahi on your life
that Jixi played good this game.
Don't test, be unbiased, be unbiased.
WALLAHE that jixi played better than me in this game save wallahe on your life
And I'll shut the fuck up and I'll take
Who played better bro be honest, okay
In my professional opinion
Unbiased completely impartial
GenC, that game?
Played at a challenger level, unmoved as life.
Alright, like what the fuck?
Am I just supposed to have a seizure now?
In what world?!
Did he play challenge level?
Are you retarded?
Luda, I wanted to look at JingC CS this game.
What number do you see on your screen?
Where do I even see that?
Right now, when you look at the VOD, you look at my screen.
What number did JingC have for CS this game?
185.
What number did you have?
bro
Thank you. All right guys now. Let's play the game. Let's go. I'm probably gonna lag all night cuz
Jinxy apparently someone was saying that it's cuz your mouse hurts is too high
All right randomly in this room when you were in the middle of a sentence it but you went jinxie apparently someone was saying your mouse
Heard was too high. Okay. Okay. Yo, okay, Jinxie
Did it ever occur to you that you just fucking restart your PC for 30 seconds and it would be all fixed?
You know what? You're right. Let me take off my delay and then tell my chat that I'm
restarting my PC. And then yes, I'll restart my PC.
Alright, let's do it.
Yo, chat. I'm gonna reset my PC, okay? I'm gonna reset my PC. It's not an F. I'm checking
You guys, what is this?
I can't, what?
Shadowed my back?
I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging, okay?
All right?
I'm gonna restart PC.
I'm gonna restart my PC because I'm lagging.
All right.
This motherfucker says it one more time. I'm launching myself into my mind.
Okay, Muda, now that we're alone.
Yeah, now that we're alone we have some fucking time.
You fucking cock-sucking-glazing motherfucker, okay?
What the fuck do you mean, a JC player?
No, no, no, no, I want to listen, listen, listen, listen up.
Do you want to know the reason why? And this is me speaking genuinely.
The reason why? You should actually look at that game and be like,
Oh fuck. Do you want to know the real reason why?
Why? Why did he play that game?
It's not a thing of him playing better than you, that's all I'm trying to say.
What I'm trying to say is that when you're playing in these iron games as you own,
you could be dropping 30, 40, 50 kills. I'm not even shitting you.
You could get to silver in less than a week.
You could get to diamond unironically by the end of the summer.
But you need to sit there and you need to actually play with confidence and you need a 1v9.
The reason why this game specifically felt hard for you was because you weren't getting enough kills,
so when your team was ending, when your top lane was on 9, when your bot lane was fucking like 8 and 15, whatever it was,
you weren't able to actually get enough on the map to offset all the damage that they were doing.
And that's the reason why it felt hard.
So you need to sit there and like, for example, when you're walking bot, you need to go for those solo kills.
You need to go for those wave pushes. You need to go for the turret damage.
You need to do all these things because that's how you're going to carry all these games
Like I'm telling you it will get to a point where you will genuinely not lose anymore
Because you're gonna get to a point where you're like five thousand gold up on your laner
And then it's like you can literally 1v5
Yone is a champion that can literally 1v5 and then it'll just be your your
Mechanics at that point that are going to be like the decider
So that's why what I want to see from you is just playing with more confidence because that game
I'll be honest you did well right you got a few solo kills you pushed up like you were doing well, right?
But what I'm trying to make you understand is that even though you did well I'm back you could have it's perfect
And it's time to carry let's go all right your your saw now. Yes. I'm all good to go. I'm ready to go
I said every seven C now listen bro. I'm gonna go back on a 30 seconds of the day. Okay, okay
Chat screens gonna go blue for 30 seconds BRB
Okay, so listen, Jinxie, I was telling Muda, listen, listen, listen, this is what I'm going
to say right now.
What I'm going to say is that game, it showed me something.
Do you want to know what it was?
Yes.
It showed me that even though that last 30 seconds happened the way it did, there was
still part of the game where Muda was trying to be proactive, he was trying to make dragon
calls, he was sidelining and he was actually doing well in his lane.
So what it shows me, Jinx, see what it shows me is that he won't be an anchor in this journey.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Yes, yes, yes.
Mooda, can you invite me by the way?
No.
Please.
Yeah.
So what we're going to need now...
I'm not liking, so I'm just going to carry now.
Perfect.
So what we're going to need now from the two of you guys, okay, is we're going to need
better lines of communication and we're going to need call-outs.
So Muda, when you're doing as a mid laner, there are a few callouts you can make, okay?
But the primary ones are, I have priority, I can move, or they're shoving in, you can
gank.
And those are the callouts that Jinx is going to need to know for when he looks to gank
mid.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay, but I understood the first one, you said, can you gank their push-in?
What's the other one?
What's the other callout?
One is, I have priority, I can move.
What does that mean?
So let me explain it, okay?
Think of it like you guys are in a high school.
Jinxie is like a one twin brother and you're the other twin brother.
If you guys get in a two versus two against two other people and you manage to knock one
person down, then in the time that that person is knocked down, you and Jinxie can start
wailing on the other guy.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jinx, are you following 100% so so we just need to be
But I think of it as like we're high school bullies and we're trying to jump like the short kid is a freshman
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yes. So that's why but we need more than anything else
More than anything else is we need you guys have callouts on what is happening when so we can collapse on place
And we can go crazy because I'm telling you
judging from that first game you guys cornflip three retards on your team
right you guys cornflip three fucking like like these people that they were
sent from riot agents bro like they were sent from the fucking pits to drag you
guys down to hell okay so what we realize is that even with a game like
that we still almost won. There's potential for today for bronze 3. There is, but we need
to lock it in.
Coach, if I wasn't lagging, I think I have 400 CS that game and maybe 35 kills. Don't
you agree?
I'm going to be honest, GenC, if you weren't lagging that game, I think the enemy's team's
PCs would have exploded because upon seeing your magnificence appear on their screen,
they wouldn't have even been able to move. Do you understand?
Yes, okay, I'm gonna go tinkle.
Muda, Q and...
No, no, no, I'm gonna go take this too.
I'm gonna take this too.
All right, that's that.
Well, Don says you take over, man.
All right, I'll take over.
Yeah, take over, please.
Okay.
All right, guys, everyone listen.
Everyone listen.
Game two is about to start.
Jinxie isn't lagging anymore,
and Muda was given the rundown
because of both of these constraints going on.
on who do you guys think is gonna outperform type one if you think the
bronze brutalizer jingsy big jitty with the jitty oil is gonna go ballistic this
game more than anyone else type two if mischievous mooda is gonna be able to
come in from the sidelines sneak in to a power position and dominate the enemy
team more than even jitty could what are we thinking guys is it a one or is it a
two which fighter is gonna claim their crown here what are we thinking guys it
looks like there's a split I'm gonna be honest guys it's looking like right now
there is a little bit of a split so the only people that will be able to actually show
us what's going to happen are going to be either the J or the M it's one or the other
but I'm telling you guys listen this game is going to be fucking good I have a good
feeling about this one like first game of the day is always a rough one right
like you're gonna sit there gonna queue up it might be good it might be bad it
is what it is right but then second game of the day that's when shit starts to
get fucking serious bro because on second game of the day
Listen to fuck up chat. Can I be honest? Talk to us, Jamesy. Look, I'm tired of being a bullshitter. I entered the fuck out of last game. I was lagging, but I also made bad decisions and I stole Mootis Waves for no reason. I'm here to actually win the game.
Okay, listen, can I just cut it for a second? Yes. The only wave that was kinda trolled is still the first one. The other time you saw the wave, it was actually good because you pushed it in.
Well, you're supposed to, okay, so actual question, actual question.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, are we, ready, one second, one second.
You're supposed to steal a wave when Muda's dead and he's dead, right?
The enemy mid-laner?
Yeah, because think of it this way, think of it this way, okay?
When you're in a position where there's a wave crashing that,
Muda isn't at a level where he can freeze, right?
So the concept, yeah, you can jump.
So the concept of freezing doesn't exist, right?
The concept of, oh, if we leave this wave alive, it doesn't exist.
So if Muta is dead and the enemy is dead, right,
then there's 1 to 200 gold mid lane
that is just gonna evaporate into thin air because no one gets it.
So that's why you taking the wave there is good,
because it means that you're making it so that instead of nobody getting the gold,
you're getting a free 200 gold lead. Does that make sense?
Yes. No, I get it. I get it.
Because if nobody steals at the minions fight each other and it's just
Muda you were gone when I said this that game was on me. All right, bro. I play like shit. I'm not gonna go back again
What if the Klan didn't go oh and nine I
Wouldn't have mattered but because the Klan literally had on the bottom he's on him and loaded up league of legends
We lost the game. Well, here's the thing. I was lagging but I did make bad decisions the entire game
Muda switch
Let me get first pick because people streams have a shield of war work
So that's why, like Jamesy, while you're recent in PCI was even telling Muda that he genuinely did well first game.
But what I want to see from him is more confidence.
Because if he walks up further in those side lanes and he just fucking fights people, they're gonna fall like dominoes,
and then he's just gonna be collecting the fucking checks.
He's gonna be the grim fucking reaper in the side lane.
And that's what Iron, Bronze, Silver is all about.
It's you just becoming the fucking grim reaper.
So for now, you guys have to understand that the concept of like, oh, maybe I'll get collapsed on that doesn't exist
You just fight you fight you kill and you annihilate and if more people come out
It is what it is you limit tested and you got better
But you just fucking fight because in this he low nobody knows how to right if you take a guy that has a knife
And another guy has his fists
But the guy with the knife is too like anxious and nervous to stab the other guy
Then fists are gonna win even though the last powerful and it's the same thing in iron as long as you have confidence
And as long as you're willing to make the play and you're willing to go fucking crazy
That's all you need to actually get the kills and win the game. Yes. Yes, okay
So we'll be the guys with the knives and we're gonna be confident with the knives. Yep
Okay, now a jing see yeah, sorry are you sharing your screen? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, let's watch
guys so basically you are not using for the rest of the night yes well we got
super unlucky bro listen useless ass Caitlyn and you're having technical
difficulties and somehow y'all found a way to blame me okay Mooda Mooda Mooda Mooda
The rule one of League of Legends is look at your minimap.
If the Zinzal is in your fucking base, then you should see when you're re-repelling.
Oh fuck!
100% I agree.
I will take blame on 100% that I could have like, I should have been looking at the minimap
there.
I apologize.
I apologize there.
I'm not gonna lie to you brother, buying a fucking hammer while they're hitting our
turrets is crazy.
It was crazy.
Jinx yeah, I will say one thing though. I get why he did it like if it wasn't since I'm knocking on the nexus hurts
What he did that was actually good selling the Doran's blade buying the callfields component
It was good, but it was just an awareness issue. So that's why guys listen
Especially now that you guys are gonna be fucking fanboy and chum chum. We need to make sure right?
We need to make sure what is chum chum?
Yeah.
Which one do you want to be chomping on?
Yo, is that TTS?
Yeah, it's TTS. What just happened?
Was that mine?
I think it was yours.
Mine, oh my god.
Alright.
Hey, Muda, are you?
Wait, okay, you're bronze.
Okay, we have Muda, we're on a team with three irons.
Oh my god, we're on a team with three irons.
Muda, we have three irons on the team, but the other team has four irons, so we're just gonna do okay.
Okay, yes, yes, and you know what bro? I'm gonna yo I'm gonna freeze the bots the minions on my side
So you just gank whenever you want for a mood up mood up mood up your iron bro. You don't know how to freeze
I know I'm not a freeze
Do you really yeah freeze?
You grab three minions four minions and you go to your side to the top right but not too close for the minions detect them
We're sorry with it with a tower detection and you freeze it right there
and you start last hitting so it just continuously brings it towards your side.
Is that right, Gontas?
He's right. Interesting. Okay.
But now let's see if you can do it in practice.
I'll show you, baby.
Listen. Okay.
Stop one! Invade the enemy red buff.
NOW!
To both of you. Invade the enemy red buff.
What does that mean? What does that mean? What does a red buff mean?
It means I want you to walk to the red buff now. Jynxie, ping where the red buff is.
No, the other one. Yep, there.
You're gonna go left or right?
You're gonna go left or right?
Just! Left! Left! Left! Go!
We're gonna go to the red!
Jinx, you go to the red!
The reason why we're doing this is because
no one knows what the fuck's going on.
So if you do something crazy,
then they're gonna be confused.
So I don't get it. What am I doing right now, bro?
Walk in the bush and wait for the enemy jungle.
You're right here!
Yes!
Okay, good. No flash.
So now Jinx, what you're gonna do is I want you to take the red.
This is good.
So what about my mid lane?
We're gonna come watch the lane.
There you go, enemy jungler, no flash.
That doesn't sound worth, bro.
Yeah, I don't know.
Really, it doesn't sound worth.
What do you mean it doesn't sound worth?
How's it not worth?
Sorry, okay, I don't know.
I don't know.
I've got this.
Flash.
Okay, so now Gen C, what are you going to do?
Perfect, you got the red.
I'm going to want you to walk, and you're going to just, like, folk clear top to bot now.
If you wanted to do a checkmate play, it would have been that you clear her top side, then you recall and you go to your red buff.
Because if you do that and she walks to your red buff side, then she just dies. Does that make sense?
I know, I know, but it's because I don't want to overload you right now.
But I just want you to see the play so in the future even you can identify it. Does that make sense?
Yes, got it, got it.
Okay, so now let me ask you a question. Yeah, who counters who you own or Zoe I counter Zoe
Exactly, how do you counter her because I could just like yeah, but see I on time that
fall so I can find that right and completely like like just get rid of her droughtiness
basically yeah do you know how to time it properly no I just kind of like that I guess
Okay, okay, okay, so let me explain it to you when you got this jing see got this you got this
We go now jinx you take the cannon wave then recall take the cannon
Okay, so mood up when Zoe hits you with the bubble. There's a little status effect that says sleepy or drowsy, right?
So what you're gonna do is one that's about to hit all the way to the top don't we cast
No, okay, so you need to hold it until it's about to like go to like full completion. Yeah, then you recast
Timing, okay, okay, I shouldn't be that hard. I don't think it's gonna be that hard
I'm already doing good. I see yeah
But the thing is that mood up how you want to play with your E is that you're just gonna always try to like
Yes, you want to like look for a Q in with your E because we get the Q in with your E
Then you just annihilate her let this push in you get that this push in so now wait you like that
Yes, nice make me daddy make me please
Okay
And then we can have a group spanking session. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Yes
All right, so now this what we're doing jinx here playing on vodka. Okay, mood up only last hit
Do not push, only last hit.
Jengzee, you're gonna look for mid-gank after crab, okay?
Got it.
Alright, let's go.
See, look at this freeze, look at this freeze, see this freeze?
Yep.
So now Jengzee, wait in the bush for her to walk up.
Wait?
Now, Muda, prep your eyes.
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, go in, wait for it.
She knows, bro. She knows.
Yeah, okay, so Jinx, you just recall then.
Yeah, so you're gonna have to recall because I promise that she's not inting.
So when she doesn't int, we have to be forced to do the reset.
Mura, we need to win for the next four hours.
Yeah, bro, trust me, bro.
Don't talk to us.
We're gonna fuck you in every game, bro.
Okay.
I'm a faker of bruh.
No, Jynxie I told you this already.
Oh, Faker is the Jynxie of Challengers.
Exactly, yes.
They're looking drag-codes, what do you think?
They're fire.
Yep, but you can't contest it.
You're just going to play fear clear.
They're not going to actually go for it.
Yeah, just clear top the bot.
No, no, no, no, go for the Wolves, the Wolves, the Wolves.
You want to clear rewards that you like?
My scut could already be gone.
So why am I allowed to go back by the way, bro?
Like when I'm a thousand, why am I allowed to go back to the lane?
When do I know I'm going to take a good time to recall?
So good times to recall are either when you're very low or when you have enough gold for an item that you want to build, right?
So for young, for example, you like rushing tier 2 boots, that's I think like a thousand or eleven hundred gold.
So normally resetting around that timer at eleven hundred, yeah, is what you want to do.
So what I'm going to want you to do now is, okay listen, try to shove this in, try to shove this in.
Jinxie, look on the dragon. Mudo, watch the dragon. Both of you guys, go to the dragon. Go to the dragon.
right here what you're gonna do you're gonna hard push recall so just shove
use your abilities stop you got it got it got it got it got it okay and then
just recall now we call now you're good back up all the way back up all the way
back up all the way Jesus is no no wait what if I just stay should I just stay
in gamble it bro yeah you could you could maybe you'll get a max when we'll see
Okay, so now Jinxie, what you're going to do here is you're going to play for the clubs, okay?
After the clubs, you're going to walk for the crab. You're going to hit six. Now, you might be able to sink a
timer where you could actually look for the, uh, for the crab, and then you just gank mid, okay? With level six.
Look, look, you see the wax people? Look how close you are.
Okay, so now Muta, get ready because Jinxie's going to be coming in soon.
okay jiddy's about to grace your language is not should not push you I don't
know why I said I got a pussy all right no mom yeah it's fun okay so I'll just
recall yeah I'm okay so mood up mood up my push and then we call now this way
but yeah just reset you're gonna be okay sorry man I hear good bro
So now Jinx you remember when you're in the shop what if this goes for you to I
don't know if you already do it okay you already do it so Jinx when you're in
the shop you don't need to press the X you can actually press the escape button
which is the top left button on your keyboard to close the shop okay so now
Jinx you're gonna go for the top to bot folk there here okay
The summoner on chat is saying please report ADC like in the game.
Is our ADC trolling?
Hold Tab?
Oh god, your guy's ADC is 0-5-0.
Okay, we're gonna have another instant.
Oh god.
Okay, listen guys, guys, guys, I want you both to listen to me right now.
The game is about to be a 4v5, but you guys fucking win me so you understand.
Even a 4v5 is no match for you guys.
Jhin see? Motivate your team.
Type don't FF, I am smurfing.
well then I'll get banned no you won't wait I type it all the time you say it's
the best it's the best yeah you type it to me you type it to but yeah what's your
question I'm smurfing so wait Tristana in fit the game and then left exactly yes so
what like what do we we don't know they don't know yes but it guys the thing is
you don't lose our P no matter what but you could still gain up here if you win
It's like yeah, I'm good. What if we ff?
But yeah, you lose out here, but bro, you can
Learn bro, we can learn yes, yes, but my question is like
No, no, so what if we ff do we lose out me? No
Okay, so why don't we just ff cuz what if this creeps degenerate social graph joins back and then we lose
But then you still don't lose out here
Are you like no matter what you don't lose out P
Yeah, but Jinxie ask your chat ask your chat
Do they want to see you and mood to carry a 4v5 or do they want you to just ff and be scared of an actual real game
ask yeah but I just don't want to lose out to you man you're not gonna lose out to me
Jesus Jinx you sound like a little bitch right now bro like shut up let's be the
fucking you know it's winnable bro I'm 73 to 38 CS on my mid laner we're gonna
win bro what the fuck are you saying I think smolder yeah Jinx see go gang
pod after this crap like Jinx see instead of you saying it's not winnable I
I want you to say I will carve a path to victory!
Say it!
I will carve a path to victory!
Say it!
Yes!
Okay.
Good.
Now look for this.
You're gonna have to open it.
The Stunner should literally get hit by a car in GTA.
In GTA.
In GTA.
Give me a tap, please.
Okay.
I don't want to play this.
We should be able to win.
Bro, it's a waste of time.
Go vote gCB. You win
Bro, it's a waste of time, please. Okay. Yeah
I don't want to lose LP. It's a waste of time. I'm gonna just vote. Yes. Oh my god. I won my mid lane so hard
So we're not gonna we're not gonna lose this right nope now you lose zero LP
All right now we kill for the next one loses LP and gets a ban, right?
Ah, yes, exactly.
So you see how it sounds like minus 0p?
Exactly.
Thank God, thank God.
All right.
Way to go.
Fuck, bro.
What are we feeling in that game, man?
100 CS to 30 CS?
Bro, we can't, like, we can't, I don't even know if it's possible to win a five before
unless we're a faker.
Bro, I was feeling it that game.
Dodges, what do you think we should have done there?
FF?
Or do you think we should have just fucking WK that game and learned?
What I think is this an issue that the two of you have to resolve.
So talk it out right now until you get to a conclusion that both of you agree with.
I agree with you.
I think that it is a waste of time, but not really because we could have learned the knowledge.
Let those kids kill us and think they're better than us because Archristina inted and left.
Because then they get fed and then they kill us and then we're on our nexus and then they
are smiling up and thinking they're good.
Yeah, but I had a hunch.
Were you beating their jungler?
Because I was beating my mid later.
I'm always beating the jungle, but it doesn't matter if my teammate goes 0-5 and then leaves.
I'm always winning the jungle.
You swap with me?
I always have the most CS. I have to go.
Okay, so what conclusion did we come to?
Let me ask first.
Jyncey, what was your conclusion?
Um, Archristana hasn't felt the touch of a woman in 25 years.
And then Inti.
Okay.
Muda, what's your conclusion?
Think our Tristana's a fucking retard that should literally yawned e off a fucking cliff. Yeah
Shoshana should
Flash literally off a cliff. Yeah, like literally oh and five then leaves like bro. You're actually a piece of shit
Yeah, like that's no way Harris
If he didn't leave we would have lost yeah, exactly Wow, so I'm glad to be honest
I'm actually glad he left honestly thank God he left cuz yeah, we save time and save LB
fuck that you fuck that wait miles are hard I think I actually I think I could
be this character easily Chad it's not an ego I'm just saying I'm better than
every bronze for jungler on the planet and I agree I but not in that case actually
you know what I should be glazing you're my fucking duo I agree and I also think
that I'm the best fucking mid player in the entire fucking game not even just
bronze. Jynxie, what are your thoughts on his statement with that?
Sorry, what'd you say I lagged out? Moodle, repeat your statement. Should we cancel Q?
Should we cancel Q and miss Q? No, no, no, you're fine. Okay, Moodle, repeat what you
said to Jynxie. I said that I'm the best mid player in bronze.
Jynxie? And that's the beautiful thing about thoughts you can think of.
but jing see that's not the question the question is do you agree well here's
what I'll say I played three games of League of Legends and I've never won okay
we've won one we've won one game and one of the most
smurfing and in that game your fucking PC was I guess broken so I don't know
why you're blaming me, bro.
Oh, and Caitlyn went 0-9.
Wait, yeah, we are just getting into it tonight.
It's the same.
We always find a way to blame me.
Don't test.
Yes.
Why would I play alone?
I never have inters, but when I play with Muda,
my top lane went 0-9, and then the next game,
my Tristana went 0-5 in five minutes.
Oh, now we're asking the real questions.
OK, so the reason why is because when
you duo in League of Legends, Riot says,
So, you want the advantage of enjoying your time with a friend?
Well, here's a disadvantage about at least anywhere between 1-3 retards that are going
to be infinitely worse than the enemy team, so that you guys can still have a very good
shot at losing this game.
So wait, here's my question.
If you do OQ and lead, you actually get worse teammates, that's a real thing?
Yes, it is.
Why?
I think it's an advantage to do with you.
Exactly.
So it would be like GenC.
Imagine you sit there, right?
And imagine you're walking outside, OK?
And we know that you're packing heat on you, right?
Like you got a glock in the back pocket.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what did you say?
Like imagine you're walking outside
and you have a glock in your back pocket, right?
OK.
Imagine it like now, instead of a guy just
coming up and punching you it's like he has a sniper rifle does that make sense
yes it's like imagine God spawning in somebody to match your level of strength
but it's not just your level it's a perceived level of strength so they're
gonna say just because you're duoed they think that you deserve shit your
teams does that make sense yes that's gotta be one of the most retarded
fucking like so if you duo queue riot intentionally gives you lower rank team it
yes but wait a second mudo what did you say that's gonna be the most like
retarded thing ever no well do you mean that in the sense that you disagree with
me or in the sense that's bullshit that right does that that riot does that yeah
no it is like because the thing is it's because when you duo they try to match
against other duos and they also deflate the MMR of your teams if they put you
against other people so it's like you're getting worse teams bottom line like
bottom line is your team is worse enough I heard that you can't duo queue and
challenger is that true yeah you can't do a grad master plus right now
I like that though I like that though well the thing is it wasn't like that up
at the start of the season and then two guys, Tiapplein and Viper, they duo queued every
game and then they got like rank one with an 80% win rate and even full challenger lobbies
could not do anything against them.
When they just did that, they had the best synergy in the entire world that they just
ripped through everyone's asshole and fucked everyone?
Yeah, like dude, it would be like-
Can me and Jinxie be that?
Can me and Jinxie do that?
Do you think me and Jinxie are the next Tien and Viper?
Me, ho.
All right.
Yo, Muda, we have three irons on our team, by the way.
Three irons.
I told you!
He literally wasn't kidding.
Muda, last game we had three irons.
This game we had three irons.
What's all this in us?
What's all this in us?
Three bronzes and two irons.
What?
Yes.
Muda, listen.
The first game we had three irons.
We had an 0 and 9 Katelyn.
The second game we had three irons.
We had an 0 and 5 Tristana left.
The third game we have three irons again. I'm assuming one of these idiots is gonna go on and on again
Which you actually can't do a queue
Well, you can but it's like it's like playing on nightmare difficulty
God gives us all hard as models. I never win dual queue even with own a we never won
Well, no you won that one game remember oh
I am to them in a tower go
No, like it'd be outside of that one game like you guys played to you won one you lost one
Oh, you're right. So dual queuing in League is basically designed to where you're intentionally supposed to be depressed the whole time.
Yeah, because like the thing is, okay, Riot's mission with the matchmaking algorithm is they want to make you as mad and as sad as possible.
And sometimes the way that they do that is giving you winners queue and making you win a lot of games.
So then when they take all of it away from you by giving you losers queue, you realize what you lost, right?
And the same thing kind of works with dueling. Well, it's like you think you're gonna have fun playing with a friend. Nope
Here's three fucking pieces of shit that are gonna ensure that you lose the game
So no matter what it's like the house always wins when you queue up
It's like you're entering the casino and no matter what the house will always win
So I thought it's a horrible mentality though
So what if you just get really really good at the game where you start counting cards and just start beating everything now?
Well, yeah, that's what happens when you play a lot again. If you're fucking rain, man
We're not counting all just what brothers the thing they're saying that because me and Muda are in a call with each other
We're gonna have three irons on our team every game and they're gonna take turns going 0 and 9. That's what's happening
Caitlin just went 0 and 9 fuck this shit. I'm never doing again after this. What?
Like what the fuck is this?
What does World 2017 ask me?
That's just like Ram's skin.
But yeah, it's like essentially think of it this way.
Okay guys, imagine it's like LeBron James and Michael Jordan can be on the same basketball
team, but if they are, they are forced to play with three special ed teammates and the
enemy is full collegiate or D1 level athletes.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
So that's what duo queue league is.
Yes.
I might actually never do this again chat.
Is that a series or is that er sorry is that like has that like been proven or is that
like Dante's theory?
No it's on Dante's theory you can ask anybody when you do all the games end up becoming
harder 100% because the thing is that it's like they balance duo around the fact that
either you're against other duos or you're playing with worse teammates or it's a mix
of the two what is our mouth I do I'm about to kill myself in game what is our mouth I do it
all right let me let me okay okay guys let's walk in nope nope mouth like you iron bitch
go to your fucking lane now go to your fucking lane you empty piece of shit okay so let's say
god jinxie how about how about we do this how we do this how about you guys duo until loss
thoughts yeah yeah all right like that's what you can do jing see and you
could even like you know you do 1v1 every rank in rainbow six yeah what if you
did stuff like that in league but it's like dual queue with this person until
we lose in league you know I mean actually great idea
guys I'm kind of confused all my midlet this might be a remake bro wait oh my
Oh god, yeah the enemy mid laner is an on lane
Yeah, so if this is a what is all what's happening tonight? What's going on?
What?
What is the on lane mean? What so how do we know when they remake?
You're gonna see it if it's gonna happen. It's gonna be soon. So guys listen to me
I want to listen to me listen to me good the enemy mid laner is AFK. He's not connected
But the good news is that right now
He's back. Okay, we're good. We're good. We're good
Okay
So Janksy listen, we're gonna focus on the full clear you're gonna play safe and consistent
You're not lagging anymore so we can get it done
I'm on vehicle
Exactly. Yes
Alright. So, John says, I'm a level above this guy right now. What should I be doing?
He's under tower. Well, what you should be doing then is only
last hitting the minions so you can force him to walk up. Think of it like this, okay?
Don't do the long. When you're playing mid lane, it's like imagine you're trying to kidnap children
from the playground. And the best way that you can do that is by letting out little candies
so that they run out away from their parents and then afterwards you snatch him up. Does that make
Yeah, I got it, so I just need to be a kidnapper.
Exactly, yes. So now look at how far he is away from his parents.
No! Mio, come back! But no! Big Daddy Muta's gonna go in!
Fight! Fight! Trade! E and then auto-Q. Fight! Fight!
There you go, good trades. Okay.
I missed my fault.
Jinx, what you gonna do now?
You gonna finish the gromp, after the gromp you're playing crab.
The enemy Vhagar is like half HP.
So what we can do, right, is we can maybe look for midganks, if you understand.
Oh, you're gonna fight the cane here.
I want you to smite at 600.
NICE!
Crab mugged!
Oh my God, fight, fight.
You see? That's where I just fucking see that.
Yup, that was fucking insane.
to go through walls, why, what, what, we, why are you here?
Ok, recall, just recall, trust me, just recall, trust me, just recall, yeah, that, that's
Kayn, he can go through walls with two different abilities, by the way.
Arggh!
Ok.
Playing evil lead tonight, did you see that crab ball in front of you?
Yeah, no, that was good.
So Jynxie, out of base, what are you gonna do?
Do you really wanna fuck this guy in the ass until you screaming and nutting in your mouth?
Yes or no?
Ah, I'm not, the last part.
Ok, I forget the last part then.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the crab, and then you're gonna
and bait him on his gromp okay now let me explain why because the thing is that
he was on okay never mind you didn't do it okay but okay okay so look what we're
gonna do now jing see is you're gonna talk about folk here and then afterwards
you're gonna look on the dragon okay so then I want you to start killing the
Vhagar. Nice! Son, bro. Die! We're not losing, okay? Come on! That's what we want to see,
bro. Good. Now, remember, Jinxie, when you're walking towards camps as Master Yi, you're
going to try to Q as much as possible. Do you understand? Okay, got it, got it, got it.
the thing is that when you're playing a jungler in general you always want to make
sure that you use your ability that has the most amount of range to start off
jungle camps. So I care for example you want to always start off with your Q
right? Yeah that's good. Alright so now what we're gonna do, Jinxie. Your Gromp is still
down for 15 seconds so I want you to look for the dragon. Now drone bot let's
Let's see if there's someone going balling.
We get a dying bot here.
Oh, fight, fight this, fight this, fight this, fight this,
fight this, fight this.
This guy's rotten.
I have to swallow him.
I'm scared for a little bit of broken.
I don't care what anyone says.
OK, thanks.
Why?
OK, Muda, Muda, help.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
I need help now.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Nice fight fight
Hey Jinx you're gonna cute nice
Jinxy go drag drag Jinxy 600 damage smite
Guys gonna get the fucking hell here
That's fine Jinx is getting the drag this is good
Nice, okay Jinx we call
Fuck it shit kid
Go fuck all these bad players
I'm down bro. Let's go go. No music. Don't just did I do good that fight, bro
No, it's good, but mood out listen
Yes, the problem that I'm noticing with you
Yeah, is that you always seem to play for a freeze which isn't necessarily bad
But you need to pay attention to what's going on on the map to know if that's actually the best thing to do
What's up, Jamesy coach?
Drone again
No, you're gonna poke clear, you're gonna poke clear.
If you're not, so listen, one of the biggest reasons why people say hard second league as
jungler, so I'm gonna explain to you, yes, it's because they have trust issues.
Like you're gonna see a low health enemy garen, and you're gonna be like, I don't trust my
teammate to actually kill that guy, so you're gonna go out of your way, waste your time,
you're gonna deli dolly, that guy's gonna die, and now you've wasted 30 seconds.
So sometimes in League, we need to overcome trust issues so we can actually climb.
Does that make sense?
Yes, sir.
I understand.
We're just trying to get the players to play.
Who are you playing right now?
I'm going to lose the rest of my...
Okay.
Now, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
Right now, I'm not liking how wholesome the call is.
So let me ask you a question.
If both of you were in 22 Jump Street, who would be Channing Tatum and who would be
John...
I would be Channing Tatum.
I would be Channing Tatum.
What the fuck does that fucking mean?
You didn't see the movie?
No, I did.
No, I did. I did watch the movie, but I just don't understand what does that mean, but I forgot it.
Like, Muda, would you be Chinning Tatum, or would you be Jonah Hill? Which one would you be?
I'd be the Chad, bro. I'd be the Chad.
Well, Jinxy already said that he's Chinning Tatum, so now you got to discuss it.
Well, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, we can literally see in real life who has a better physique, me or Jinxy.
Bro, your nipples are facing opposite directions.
Bob.
Locked in.
Alright, okay, good. So now what we're gonna do, Jinxy, you're gonna play for the blue,
And then afterwards we're gonna look on the gromp, okay?
Got it. Yes, sir.
Okay.
This here's the land of Hades.
So now after this, Jinxie, what do you see on the map that you can play for?
Uh, grubs.
Exactly. So, Muda, if Jinxie wants to play for grubs, what are we gonna do?
Uh, I'm gonna fucking help him, I'm gonna fucking help him, bro.
Exactly! So if you're gonna help him, SHUT THE WINDER NINE!
Shut up shove the next one to and then walk in
What the fuck
Fuck is wrong with you sick motherfuckers. Okay. Go for the grugs mood. I can't is here
Nice
good I'm good you can leave you can leave go get
right fuck this motherfucker fuck fuck what are you doing what are you doing wait
okay Moodo go for this Moodo listen to me I want you to enmr good and then
afterwards you snap back exactly just like that fucking die yeah well you died
because you're bad
what is this
i didn't even need to help jc
why do you tower?
so not only did i fucking
why did i do that?
because your coach told me to
because your coach told me to
my coach only told you to because you already decision yourself shitty
so it's called making a bad play less bad
but your mechanics aren't gonna have to take this game
jc i'm three seconds away from punching you in the fucking head
NGTA
Okay, just don't let that shit happen again
Okay, now listen
Muta the reason why you died is because you didn't play it well enough, okay?
You need to look for all ends and then just snap back in and if you do that
You're gonna get the kills next time without having to die
But even though you did die it wasn't execute so they didn't even get anything that good
No, I died
oh my god wait what does an execute mean contest execute is when you died with
turrets right but nobody hit you so you don't actually give anybody
Oh, that's fine. You didn't even go. You're good, Muda.
Yep, so it's okay.
Yeah, bro. No worries.
Uh, there's like five people in my fucking lane right now.
Dota is gonna get some help here. Uh, do I just recall real quick?
Like, what do I do in my position?
No, stay in lane. You can still farm.
Okay.
Jhin, see, what you're gonna do is I want you to smite this, smite it, and then rock mid.
So now, Muta, wait for Jinxy.
Wait for Jinxy.
Jinxy, you can look on the crab, look on the crab, and then if they fight Muta, you drop
the crab to fight.
Okay?
If I get dragged, I'm like, oh no.
Muta!
Got it, got it, got it.
Okay, wait for him.
Pew.
Nice!
Okay, Jinxy, go for that.
Nice.
Get him.
Okay wait for him, Q. NICE!
Okay Jinxy, go for that one. Nice. Get him.
Fall back. Go back.
So now yes, you get the dragon for free because the enemy jungler is sad.
I need help! I need help!
You can't help him. Jinxy let him die. You need to let him die.
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
Muda, what the fuck do you want Jinx to do for you when you walk into lane and you get FLASH ALTED?!
Okay, yeah. Uh, Jinxie, I hope you understand you motherfucker, I'm never helping you ever again, you understand me?
For Muda, I can't help you, I'm way too valuable to die by...
Yeah. Alright, no risk, no risk. I can't wait until you're in a fucking position when you need my help.
I'm way too valuable to die there. Muda, tighten up a little bit.
I'm more aware, I need you way more fucking aware.
I have to clean and scrape and screw my courage to the stick of horn that I'm right.
Yeah, I am ironically that was Moodus' grief.
He walks into lane and got shot by bigard, there's nothing anybody can do for him.
Yeah, tighten up please.
Yeah, no worries.
Also, look at the leaderboard, look at the leaderboard and then thank people for the
carry, thank you.
This is what I do every game.
Yeah, this is like that out of the way of the worst fucking duo that I've ever had
in my entire fucking life.
I can do whatever fucking happens when I die, fucking my...
I always have the most CS in the body, man.
The game is a mess.
So, Jinxie, I want you to understand that the reason why Muda is like mad at you,
is because you're CS smogging him right now.
I know.
Yeah, well that's why I'm definitely fucking mad.
Fucking dead shit.
Well, why are you mad then? Tell us.
Well, because I go to ruin my fucking freesmen to help this dumbass,
And when I need help, he just fucking does nothing!
Muda, Muda, what the fuck do you want Jinxie to do for you?
When you walk into him with a third HP and get BLASH ALTENED by a VEGAR!
What do you want him to do?! What?!
I don't know, any fucker.
I don't know, ironically, when you said I need help, I couldn't have gotten there in time.
I was getting dragon.
Alright, so when you're at three steps away from my right side and you fucking help,
I'm gonna fucking just sit there and jerk off your dead body.
This is what I'm talking about.
Okay, so Jinxie, we just confirmed that Muda is a necrophile.
What does that fucking mean?
It means that he jerks off to dead people.
Okay, so now what are you gonna do?
You're Muda.
You can look for a kill here. Just go for the play.
Go check the lane?
Yes, look for- but the thing is the wrappers aren't up.
So what you might have to do, Sharath,
Is they can check the red or the Krugs and then see if he's on either of those
And if not, what is this guy doing in my lane?
This mother fucker is just taking my CS
Okay
Get the fuck out of my fucking yo, how do I tell him to go fuck himself?
She died then
Hold G and then flick up on your mouth
Hold G and then flick up
Fuck out of my lady motherfucker
Rocking gang don't that what do you think look for it look for this is free press R and go for it
Keep fighting keep fighting you're good you're good
I'm good bro. Where did Malphite go? Where the fuck did Malphite go? Now I got shut down.
Oh my god, that shit fucking good.
Fucking my tight little asshole.
Malphite you're still useless, I'm never helping you again.
Okay, so guys listen. Listen, I'm gonna have one more piece of sushi and then I'm gonna walk in, okay?
What the actual fuck you're eating you're eating when this game matters so fucking much to us right now guys guys
It's one piece of it's one piece of please
Okay, don't what am I doing this people in my fucking lane right now, Morgana get this three people in my
I'm finishing my sushi. Please give me about like five. There's three people in my lane motherfucker. What do I do?
What do I do here, bro? Okay, I'm back. I'm back. This is the sushi son. What do you want to know talk?
What do I do in this position you should probably recall because you're literally half HP
There's just three people at my way in this shitty coach
is EATING
Who dat?
WHAT?
Earlier today, you talked about how you're not only the best midlaner in iron, but the best midlaner in the world
So tell me why the best midlaner in the world can't even dodge a simple fucking SKILLSHOT
I
Think you mouth might have weighed five times and he still died being in this fucking call with you guys
It's like I'm being bent forward picking cock up my ass and the other one cocked in my mouth
Like it literally is just like I couldn't imagine a more fucking worse fucking like I don't understand
I'm gonna take the fuck out okay Jinxie do you want to take his head or is behind
Okay, I have the head
We don't are you okay with that bro
Okay, so it's the sorghum dude now guys again
Jinxie you're gonna play for your top side and then afterwards you're gonna look for the bot side, okay?
So not just about farming and scaling.
Why just three people on the bot lane?
So usually I go bot right?
But do I just go top now, Dauntess?
Yes, go top.
So, Muda, when Hum sold you to go bot, what he actually meant is you just side lane.
So if you're top lane and there's roundly bot, then you just take over the side lane
that you don't need to be at.
That makes it a lot fucking easier to not go to the bot lane, okay.
So now what do I just leave on?
Do I leave on?
Hey, yeah, just leave me alone. Yeah, leave me
JC all together faster. No, she's not gonna do shit, bro. He's fucking iron
God leave the car
I'll do it!
LEAVE THE COW!
LEAVE THE FUCKING COW!
Go in again, go in again, don't, don't, as I flash.
Go fuck yourself, seriously.
Go fucking fuck yourself. I'm not even kidding.
I literally got a kill doing my own thing and then you got me killed listening to you.
Fuck you.
What is happening?
God fucking dammit.
What was that, how to- what just happened?
Okay, Jamesy, listen, I'm trying to train you for quick time events, bro.
Sometimes, I instantly react, and it's like, doing stuff like that, bro.
Yeah, I did, I instantly reacted by running away, because I saw two people on me, and then you said go in, so I flashed into him, and then died.
She flashed in one second after I said wait, don't.
So I'm not a human fucking robot you dumb bitch!
Yeah but Jinxie listen to me, Faker is bro
And our goal isn't to turn you into a silver player bro
It's to turn you into Faker
I have to gank his ass
Yeah you got this
Okay I wanted to ult him
I wanted to ult him, you got this
Kill the ash?
Yeah
Nice the gun!
Help help help!
What the fuck is this fucking game?
Oh my god, I don't walk up
Well now we go in now we go in yo mood up. Hey, I was
Give me a fake I was
Now
Holy fuck. Why are you solo going into four people? I was reasoned there cuz maybe there was there two of them are half HP
You dumb fuck shit is a joke. Stop PS again. I can't win
Yes, again, I can't win god fucking damn it. Get me out. No, listen, listen, it's still winnable
Jinxie listen because think of it this way for as long as this game keeps going we can still keep fighting
It's a battle that rages on now go do me a favor don't doesn't shove that shoo she
I'm gonna have to agree with them this time. Okay, that is too far take it back
I don't think we should prep for track.
Jyncey, the sushi didn't do anything to you.
What the fuck did the sushi do to you?
No, you're not Jyncey.
Jyncey, I think we should prep for track.
Can you make your way down here?
Daddy?
Uh, don't tell me what to do.
You're an iron midlaner.
I'm going to get my camp.
Then go there.
We're all humans.
We're both in the same rank!
No, I'm going to be honest.
I was a gigachat.
Jyncey, respect how you handle that situation.
Thank you.
Yeah, this call is just fucking miserable.
fucking measure like I don't ever fucking say it is fucking shitty guys fucking gone
Okay, now jinx you listen you're gonna farm your camps and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon
Muda, whatever you do do not in before the dragon spawns. We need you on it
Okay, guys 20 seconds jinxie
I want you to walk bot hover them ballgame in case there's a fight that breaks out. We need to be there right now
Okay, the hell of this fun
Okay, oh, can we please fight this dragon Jinxie Jinxie Jinxie and mood up play on the dragon down
To do not fuck the garen
Okay, try to kill the big one
Don't focus the Garen. Don't focus the Garen.
This is so sweet.
Why are we fighting Dragon when there's an over-level sad Garen there?
Oh my god, this Malphite needs to run into a boss in GTA.
Bro, I don't understand, Doddus. Why does someone beat every game?
Oh my god!
Doddus, Doddus, Doddus.
I'm done doing. I'm sorry. I can't.
Doddus, Doddus, what's wrong in this game right now? What's going on? What's wrong?
The problem with this game right now is that you guys need to fight in a way that you would kill their backline before anything happens.
So, Muta, what you need to do is you're the setup, you're the engage, you need to manage to land your ult on any of their carries that aren't Garen.
And then you guys kill everybody that's not Garen, while everyone else, while the enemy dies, then Garen's last live, then you go on him.
So, the only way that we can win right now, listen to me, because we still can win,
Yes, it's by sitting there, and by just focusing on everyone that's not the Galan.
So what we're gonna do, listen, this is how we're gonna start off.
Jinxy, I want you to take the red buff.
Muta just pushed top.
And Muta, I do not want you to leave top ever.
Jinxy, how we're gonna do it is you're gonna play for the Red and the Crogs,
and then you're gonna do something called Shadowing for Muta,
where you're just gonna sit top with him.
And then you two are just gonna try to take over the entire game as a unit.
Because as long as the Galan is playing away from you, but your team is clearing the waves,
you don't have to deal with them.
Now Jinxie walk top, walk top, move up, keep pushing.
Yeah man man.
So the goal here is that you guys are gonna get the turrets.
Can I like this guy?
You guys are gonna do anything.
Can I like this guy?
You guys are gonna do anything.
Yes, fight everyone, fight everyone.
You got this.
So Jinxie, look for this here.
You just stay alive.
I am, I am, I am.
Yep.
Okay, now Jinxie go, Jinxie go for it, go for it, go for it, also.
That's wrong.
Okay, now play for the mid.
Why is an iron pinging me?
You ironed the outfight!
Get the hell out!
Oh, okay, I said, I'm fine.
Run, run, run, you keep running.
We gotta run, we gotta run, we gotta run.
Just run, just run.
Malfight's fucking putting caution signals on my head.
Boy, he's ironed, it's fine.
It's fine, he's ironed.
Okay, unironically, unironically, the Malfight had a good ping there,
because if he didn't, then Garenpry would have, like, ended up killing you.
He's so might.
Oh, God.
Get under the tower, JC.
Yes, oh, yes.
Nice!
You're so good. Okay, so okay, where do you want me top tower again, but garen's up? No, no
No, you're gonna go boss. No you're boss. All right, so but the game I'm playing now is to boy the guy
I'm just gonna press it. How much are you missing for your board?
I'm with you. I could have said that ten minutes ago like
Hello is this thing on coach like I didn't want to go for drag
To the garen running you down like I don't want to go for garen
Okay, so what we're gonna do Mooda you're gonna keep pushing bot here
Okay, so now
Go back no keep pushing the bushing bushing
Jin see go go but fun Mooda fun Mooda
Okay, Mooda Winston you're gonna use her either the archers. Are you good? And now you can tell him
What does that mean, guys?
Hey, Jynxie?
You're gonna have to fight this.
All 10 and go.
All 10 and go.
Now, now, now.
No.
That's Garen.
Garen's there.
Let's see it.
Ah, this is so fucking stupid, man.
Fucking another dog shit fucking player.
Just fad fucking Garen.
Oh my god, it's every fucking game.
Do not play league if your IQ is 40!
DO NOT PLAY!
FUUUUUUCK!
Top lane feeds!
Bot lane feeds!
Top lane feeds!
Just go neutral!
Oh my god!
That is true I think.
So do I just go mid lane now?
Jinxie, I want to buy experimental hexpile for next item.
And, yeah, so, at this point in the game,
I'm serious when I say this.
If you guys can find Garen alone, he dies.
Jynxy has the items to kill him.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, fucking right.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.
So what do we do about mid right now? They're double pushing mid.
Yeah, so guys, try to go mid. Try to go mid here.
Budo, you're gonna be here.
Jynxy do not engage. You're just waiting for your king.
You're gonna kill the minions when they walk up.
I'm gonna be watching the map fighting against the game.
Bro, do I just die every time? No matter what happens?
Yes, they're bad because our mouth bites dog shit.
It's all this shitty game in it, though.
So now, Jinx, you push mid again, push mid again, keep walking mid, keep walking mid.
If you see anybody, you walk away, okay?
They're all three bottom, all three bot, all three bot, all three bot.
No, no, push mid, push mid, push mid.
Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I'm just saying all three bot.
Okay, so now, Jinx, you drone bot, let's see what's going on there.
Okay, you're gonna go for this.
Oh god.
I have to shut down the Garen.
Garen's here. I'm gonna have to say no to FF, I'm gonna say no.
There's a Garen around here.
Jcs, there's a Garen around here.
No, no, he's gonna already be back to Polish B.
Coach, what do I do here? Bot lane, mid lane?
Okay, yeah, go bot, go bot, go bot.
Go bot, wait for your Blitzcrank.
The Blitzcrank, see if you can start a fight.
Now, Muta, if you can get a big ult, then you look for it.
So wait for Blitzcrank first.
Where is the flip back?
Okay, try to fight Jinx, he's going, going, Jinx he's going, going.
That's dead.
Oh, it's...
Why is the radar allowed to...
How am I just instant dead?
My Jinx went away, run away, run away.
My radar allowed to... like...
Are you ready to hold on? Maybe you can fight this?
I'm gonna back up our...
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, God.
Nice!
Nice!
Not bad!
Okay listen, listen, if we can get some more shutdowns like that, the game is winnable.
Jinx, I want you to right click on your experimental hexplot here.
Po, I'm missing CS by just going everywhere.
Like, do I just stay in my... like, where do I go?
Do I go top?
Do I go mid?
Teamfighter, we're going to lose.
If we don't teamfight...
Yeah, so right now, Muda, this is the iron situation.
Iron situation is that most of the time there's fighting going on all the time, so you need
to be able to quickly assess the minimap and like here for example you should be like I'm gonna shove in mid
and then afterwards I'm gonna go top like that should be in your brain so then after you shove this in mid
then you go top and then you can look for a kill on the ash but you need up the conference just
insult on the ash like don't walk through lane walk through the jungle through the jungle if you're
hidden then you can kill her do I just start with my E? no no no you start with your R because the
thing is if you start with your E and she flashes away then you're just dead so try to get your R on her
art art art nice there yes yes no jinx you push me so no jinx you're gonna
push me mood on gonna want you to push another way top and then afterwards you
guys are gonna go for the thing okay okay so after I push for this wave I go
back there exactly exactly so jinx see take this with us fast as you can and
then go to the band try to ignore them walk through the jungle walk through the
jungle see get to the back now to the back now jinx see oh one more question
I swear to God God is my witness. Okay, now they're all walked towards it
Okay, Jinxie. Oh, this could be bad. Oh, I want to pay back here pay back here
Go for go for the garen go if he chases go for go for are you yes?
Okay, go for more go for more flash over the wall cuz we're gonna watch over the wall kids more gonna now Q Q nice
Useless fucking team! Useless fucking team!
Mouth like, never play video games again! Please god never play video games again!
You fed the garen and put us into this hell!
Useless fucking team!
Okay. Thoughts to be on the order? Where do you go right here basically?
Okay, so now you need to just keep shoving out mid.
When the super minions are spawning you always have to shove up the super minion waves.
So Jynx, your next item here is gonna be...
I want you to buy Titanic Hydra.
Want me to undo Deathman?
No, no, no, no.
Game's vulnerable bro, let's go.
Well, you didn't buy Deathsense, yeah, that's down.
So, I'll put the giant spell to you.
Like the 900 open.
Yep, get that.
So now Jynx, I want you to buy an elixir barn and then walk the barn.
Buy elixir barn and then...
Buy elixir barn and then walk down.
Am I also going to Baron? Am I making my way down there?
Yes, you are, you are, you are. So now you're going to have to make a rev 2, Muda.
So, GenC, get the rev buff. Muda, I want you to take the rev buff that spawns from GenC's rev.
Where is that?
No, drone on the Baron, drone on the Baron. On it, but I want to see it drone.
Okay, you guys are going to have to fight this here. And you can!
So GenC, look at this.
We have to fight, we have to fight, we have to fight. There's no gun.
There's a gun behind us!
Okay, focus the gun first! Kill the gun first! Kill the gun first! Go!
On the gun! Yep, this is good.
I'm just instant dead, bro. I'm just instant dead. There's nothing I can do. I just died.
Like I just fucking died!
So, Mura, the thing is that we need you to set up your ult for CC.
The problem right now is that you're using your E to maximize your R damage,
but in cases like that, if you just straight up ult, right,
then you can actually CC the guy and select he dies, and then you turn on the rest of them.
them. The problem was that because you didn't ult, he was able to get close enough to esteem
that big R spawn cage and then you both just die instantly. But if you instantly would
have turned on the garen, then you would have died and you could have actually done something
there.
Coach, what should I buy, coach?
Well, now you're going to keep buying the titanic cage. So you don't have to buy anything
right now. You're going to be sitting on a lot of gold.
So now I want you guys to say 5 minutes. Just say 5 minutes and just try to group 5 minutes
Because if your brain dead mouth might halts one time, there might be a chance if you do something.
Is that Marlin? I actually think that's Marlin. I'm not kidding.
Is that Marlin?
It could be. Like, he's playing from Greece on 500 ping right now.
Does he actually have fucking 500 ping? I'm gonna fuck you.
So how do I just get hit by across the world for something? I don't get it.
Yeah, that's Ashe ult.
So Ashe ult is global.
So Jinxy, you're gonna have to look towards mid soon.
I want you to ult kill the Morgana, ult it, I don't mind, that's the way it is.
Wait, you said ult kill the Morgana, he's playing to Garen now.
What was that?!
Garen's coming bro, like...
Uh, you probably have to go.
Yep, missed the point.
Can I focus on Morgana, try to run away?
Yeah.
Ironically, the problem with this game right now, is that the enemy team is literally just ult 20 kills,
And you guys are playing this game
on ironically 2v5 like you're misfortune spread, but she's not doing anything it looks like safe
Hey, and your mouth light is too, but there's a chance that they can still throw I
Just don't get coach. I don't get what but the next objective is is it just winning team fights?
Do I go made in CS do I like so at this stage mood up mood of what it's about right now
Is you just want to shove out waves and look for fights that look favorable for you?
okay okay I see because at this point you really can do much like it's really
just like garen has 20 kills like no amount of like coaching or trying to
tell you guys what to do is gonna change the fact that a 20 kill garen is
gonna walk up to you drop his dick in your face and then you die instantly
right
so I'm trying for this here
good snow jinx I want you to alter them look for this don't play this I know you
have to back up you're getting back in all the minions for life still I've got
a real minion I'm not doing it yet
give me up give me up step up again step up again step up again
not yet listen listen listen there still could be a why bro it would just stop
bleeding
Okay, yeah, I'm out fighting
But I'm trying to find a great dad when I saw him
Stop for this stop for this go there and please kill me there. Please kill me there
Flash for it
You again, how's it not dead?
But how the fuck is he not dead?
Okay, now listen, I have good news for you guys, but Muda, I do not want to get that
sound, so you need to buy Lord Dominic's regards here.
For Lord Dominic, I've been buying that thing, fuck, what do I do, I've been buying it.
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine, you only spend 250 gold on components that you can reuse,
so if you just sell your glowing moats like that last time and you're in there, you can
get it.
So now guys, listen, there's good news, the good news is that there are a lot of super
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, you guys can funnel gold into you.
So now just try not to fight.
Moodle, Moodle, don't do this.
Sure, okay.
Yeah, don't fight.
Yeah, we just push waves and defend our base.
Okay, exactly, yes.
Oh.
Oh my god.
I died from there.
Jinx, you try to kill.
Try to kill him in fountain.
Rock up here, you got me.
Like, I mean, like, what is happening?
I mean I don't understand.
Okay.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get my hands on this mouth bite in this game.
You might be able to go for a hero play here.
Focus someone's on him.
Oh.
That's his building.
Oh this mouth bite.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get my hands on him.
In game.
I don't understand bro like I don't understand
I feel like I did it everything like that
oh me how me how you can't say that you can't say that sentence no I understand
you're not allowed to say that I understand I understand applied in 14 I understand but
Like it's just like I don't understand like like is it is the guy like I don't understand
I don't understand what happened that game like thoughts you can tell me what went wrong from point eight of point B that game
Okay, do you do you want the real answer? Yeah?
I don't want no sugarcoating bullshit like what actually fucking like I need to learn
Mechanics your mechanics the problem is that your mechanics are not at a level right now
Where you were able to actually win the fights that you were going for so as a result
you're going in for plays that could have been wins, but because you didn't play it
properly, it ended up being fucked so you lost the fights.
And then when you keep losing fights over and over again, because either it's misplay
or it's you're not dodging skill shots or it's the enemy signing their abilities, right?
Then over time you just get so weak that you can't do anything.
If you were six items that game you can carry, but you weren't six items because you weren't
getting hit by it.
You were getting hit by all the abilities.
Does that make sense?
So, what could have we have done definitely to win this game?
Malphite could have not.
Who was Blitzcrank going 0-1-1, by the way?
Is that like a support?
What is Blitzcrank?
He's a support player, so basically he's just a permacup for the rest of his life.
I mean, I guess they're supposed to not do anything.
The problem was Malthite fed Garen, and then Garen ran around to every lane and then basically
just opened our assholes.
They got that to Garen like seven times.
Yeah, because I think I'm about to be back in Iron, so I don't know.
Listen, listen, Jinxie, if you win one game, you're back to your peak.
You're fine.
You're not going to be in Iron.
Because yes, you're on a three game lost streak, but don't forget one of those losses was the game that was like this year LP loss.
So it's like technically you only lost two games, right?
So if you win one game, because your LP gains are higher than your LP losses, then you're only down like 10 LP.
If you win two games, you're actually up LP, even though you're even on the day so far.
Does that make sense?
Like, Muta, I love playing with you, but we can't win.
Like, I'm sorry. This happens every game.
We played three games, DomTest.
This game is so shit.
We played three games.
We had an 0-11 support and a mouth-eye fed Garen
and then inted the fuck out of the game.
The game before that, we had an 0-6 bot lane who left the game.
The game before that, we had an 0-9 Caitlyn top lane.
Every game, we're getting inted.
Like, I want to do OQ, but we get inted every game.
Like, I'm only dying to fed play.
We died to fed players!
Let me show you guys something.
I want you guys to look at my screen.
We can't win!
We can't win!
We can't win!
Guys, look at my screen.
They're like, every game does a fucking enter in one of the lanes.
Jamesy, open my screen on Discord.
I need to show you something important.
Are you looking?
Yeah, I'm looking.
I'm looking.
Okay.
Let me show you guys something.
So right now, these are the games you guys played, right?
Yes.
Go!
Go to every game.
Please, God, go to every game.
First game that you guys played in the first game, your top laner was literally
I ran for a zero LP with a 43% one rate over 600 games.
What?
And the craziest thing is that he, he's not even do old.
He wasn't even do Q with anyone.
Did this mother?
So only nine and one and 14 back to back.
Yep.
Wait, is that, wait, oh my God, that's real.
This game was on our team, Iron 4-0, this yes, this was your top laner that went 0-1-9.
So if we keep doing we're just gonna keep getting like NPCs on our team.
But it doesn't stop there, okay?
In the second game where it was the remake, right?
These were your guys's three teammates this game.
The first one was a 43% rate Iron 2 player, then you had a 41% win rate, 20% win rate
Tresana player, all right, look at his scores, and then you had Booty Popper, right, who
was unironically a decent performer with this run rate, okay.
So now all of our teammates have losing win rates because we're duo queued.
Yes, and then I want you to look at this.
In the game you just played, right, your mouth fight was 45% win rate, mouth fight,
mouse our player he was the crammed on a cram 45% oh my god wow what a god then
your ADC didn't do that bad and your support was this guy now the craziest
thing about this game is that the enemy gallon that dropped 25 kills was iron
for 0 LP with a 39% win rate and and every other game this guy ends on ADC
every other game but on against you guys he decided to first time Garen and
dropped 25 kills so so smurf what like prius murph right so it's it's one of two
things okay it's a yes it could be a smurf but there's another actual
reasoning behind why this happened so let me introduce you guys the ride games
time machine okay ride games actually has a time machine is it all that can't
use young? What do you mean? I'm not even trolled. I'm not even trolled. Is it also because
Muda can't use young? Uh, well, yes and no, because the thing is that Muda needs to go
for like these big engages, but the problem is that that game, the enemy comp is literally
just strong as fuck. Like it's hard as fuck to play into this, especially when your team
is AFK. So listen, let me explain it to you guys.
before you say anything though, before you say anything.
So this guy is iron four, zero LP,
lost every single game, never went Garrett
in his entire life in the first game against us.
But he's iron four, zero LP,
locks Garrett with the first time in years
and drops 23 and six against us.
And just completely obliterates and fucks us.
And the craziest thing about it
is the fact that this guy has been playing
since season 13 split two.
He has literally been iron for over three years now.
And his best ever performance is when he was first timing Garen against you.
So what is the probability of him being a smoker?
But that's not possible.
You can't first time a champion and go 23 exactly.
Well, he did.
He did it.
But it's not him.
Like, the game's not him.
Jynxy, Jynxy, Jynxy.
I'm telling you, I was watching how he plays.
He's not anything above like an Iron Garen player.
I'm telling you.
But it's because of the Riot Games time machine.
So let me explain it.
Riot Games has a time machine where they're able to actually know when players are going to end,
when they're going to randomly first time in 1v9, or when they're going to randomly first time in Insoluz.
And that is how they are able to constantly maintain a 50% win rate, because the thing is that they know the future in advance.
So Riot Games, this game knew that even though it's this guy's first game in seven hours, and he hasn't played any games at all today,
that he was going to 1v9 this game, first game back after work, after his 9-5 becomes back,
first game, first time Garen, they knew he would 1v9 because of the right game's function.
Wasnt' he playing Garen? Never. So he's smurfing!
Muda, he's not smurfing bro, his gameplay was ass, I was watching, but it's because of the right
game's time machine. Bro, you're telling me there's a riot game's time machine? Like, like, no, no, no,
Seriously
Both like let me put this in let me put this in rainbow six siege terms
Yo, jixie this guy plays doc every game goes quadruple negative every single game
The locks and ash and goes 30 kills and never ever played ash
And it's the first game in eight hours, and it's against you is he smurfing or did he get
Time machine
Is it a time machine or is it smurfing, justine?
Listen, listen, listen.
What?
I know I, guys, I know I sound crazy, but please listen to me.
Please listen.
Okay, yeah.
Because the thing is that if you've been playing League of Legends for years, you know this
is true.
Sometimes there's going to be a 99% rate smurf that gets on your team and a randomly first
time something and ends.
Other times there's going to be a 30% iron player that's going to randomly first time
something and 1v9.
And it's not a smurf, guys.
I am telling you, it is a Riot Games time machine.
Sometimes you're gonna have a guy that one tricks mouth fight.
He only plays mouth fight.
On your team for no reason, everyone, four games in a row,
he's gonna first time trust on the top.
It literally happens.
Riot Games has a time machine.
You're telling me there's a God damn time machine, bro.
Like, you want me to buy into this?
Like, cause I'll buy into it.
I mean, but you really will buy into it.
Yes, there's a time machine.
Jinxy, on my life, on my life, on my life,
there's a ride games time machine.
I swear to God.
Like, I'm not making this shit up.
I swear to you.
They have a time machine where they're able
to literally predict and know when players
are gonna first time and int and do all this shit
and then they get on your team.
Like Jinxy, you're gonna have a guy
on a 10 game win streak.
He's a 99.9% rate smurf.
He only plays a trucks top on your team for no reason.
No reason he is gonna first time something and it is the right games time machine. I promise you bro
It's literally not even a joke everybody that plays league of legends can like vouch for this. I swear to god
All right, bro, we lost to the time machine
What else in time? I don't know what
Like muda if we like bro muda, I want to keep playing with you
But we just keep having 0 and 10 laners.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
This isn't even fun!
Like we don't even have a chance to win.
OK, can I tell you guys right now?
How do I gank a level 29, Garen?
Listen, let's go!
Let me, Janksy, I want you to listen to me.
Because I think right now there is a chance for you guys
to do a win.
I think there is.
But it would require Muda doing something
that he's never done before.
Please get off, Yon, please, Muda.
No, that's not what I was gonna say actually. What I was gonna say is Muda needs to switch from mid to top
Because the problem with mid lane is that everybody goes mid
So even when Muda manages to win his lane or whatever the fuck
He's just gonna play against a cocksucker mage that wave clears the wave and doesn't allow him to kill many ways
And because Muda doesn't have in-depth understanding on how to solo kill all these matchups
He would unironically be better off going top lane where he could just drop 20 kills a game
every single game and win. Do you understand?
Is it hard to play? All I know is that...
Top lane is easier for Muta. It's easier for him.
Top lane, listen. Top lane is a much more mechanical role.
It doesn't require you to do anything, except just brute force and me Top lane are down.
So, unironically, yes, Muta can play Akali or Jung Top lane,
and he, like, listen, he has no excuse, because Top lane champs fight to the death.
So as long as he plays well, he can just stomp 20 kills a game
It's like he's gonna be the 25 kill Garen. Do you understand?
Bro, I get it, but like what do we do about the fucking time machine?
Like we've gotten into every game
Like I want to play duos, but I can't play duos, so what do you spot?
No, no, you listen to me when I play solo off stream my team is competent human beings
No one's ever overnight. That doesn't even happen. I've do over with Muda. My top and bot lanes combined KD is 5 and 60 in three games.
I can't gank top because the enemy top is level 30. I can't gank bot because the enemy smorter is level 36. What the fuck do I gank?
What? I have the highest yes and lobby every game. I'm putting my heart into this shit.
What do I do about the time machine?
Please help. Please stop that.
I'm going to help you listen to me. The time machine is a spiritual concept.
So the only way that we can actually play the time machine is if we pretend to have sex with it in its mouth while we queue up.
I'll do it right now.
I'll do it right now.
Yes.
So let me explain it.
Okay.
Let me explain it.
I'm going to turn on my camera for a second so you guys can see what you're going to
have to do.
Okay.
Jynxie, do you see my screen?
Yeah.
I hear full cam.
Yeah.
So the only way to output the time machine, listen to me.
The time machine's virtual concept, if we want to play it, we all have to sit there
and channel our energy together to fuck it away from giving us shit teams.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your hands like this, right?
Everyone like this.
And then while we're chewing, we're gonna have to like have our eyes roll in the back of our head
and then just start fucking the air. Does that make sense?
Okay, good. Now cue up. Cue up now! The ritual is underway!
What are you doing?
Yeah, I'm chewing. I'm chewing.
Okay, guys, keep going, keep going.
So now listen, we need to start chanting.
Okay, listen, everyone repeat after me.
Time machine, time machine, go away.
Time machine, time machine, go away.
Time machine, go away.
Time machine, time machine, go away.
Go away.
Give us some excuse.
Time machine, go away.
Time machine, time machine, go away.
Right, right.
So you need to repeat after me
because it's not just a one-liner.
Time machine, time machine, go away.
Time machine, time machine, go away!
Give us losers' cue!
Give us another day!
Another day!
Okay, now keep repeating it!
Time machine, time machine, go away!
Give us losers' cue!
Another day!
Moona, accept the cue!
The ritual is underway!
Moona, why the fuck are you mad?
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
Why the fuck are you mad?
Moona, why are you mad?
Are you mad? I have the fuck are you mad? Okay? Yeah, I'll ask you. I'll ask Garrett here top way. I'll ask the top place
No, no
You cannot ask him for talk if you ask him for top the ritual falls apart
Okay, because the ritual relied on us making sure that we got the lobby we got so even though you're mippling
This is your chance to perform you understand. I agree coach. I agree
Can I get my coach in here, bro?
Wait, should we do a jing-si? Two challenger coaches.
Yes, Dante, watch me like a hawk, Hamza, watch Muda like a hawk.
Okay, I'm gonna kill myself!
I'm gonna kill myself! In game, in game.
Addy Hamza, I'm gonna go for it.
Okay, let's do it, let's do it.
Okay, so this is what I think we're gonna have to do.
I'll wait until Hamza's in the call, and then we'll be able to actually do it.
Also guys just so you're aware every time before faker goes into a world's finals
He does a ritual does he do that on God?
No, I get to join now I add them I add them on this score I add them on this score
Yeah
and
Me and Jinzy are getting bent over and fucked from each hole
Duh, this can't even coach us properly because it's
Fast turn off your camera. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. No, we're gonna win from now
Okay, so listen this we're gonna do Huns
Jake Muda share your screen
Yeah, so hums how it's gonna work is I'm gonna coach Jinzy at the same time
as you coach Muda. Even if we talk over each other, it's gonna be able to allow
them to learn multitasking. Do you understand? At the same time, so when
you're speaking, I speak too? Well, if you have something to say, but it's like
we need to talk over each other, because there's a lot of information.
But they're not gonna listen to what the fuck we're saying now. Listen to me. Muda is a disaster of a player. He's a
and lighting train wreck on fire and you need to fix it okay no no no he's good
no he's good I swear he's good
Hums never lied to a jingsy jingsy as if
Kim Jong-un in North Korea my boy
was doing good yeah what we want to get
he does not suck that is the one I told
us I watch that game no that no your
coach he was creeping my students no
no no no to be one in here I'm here now
Moota was playing good against that Zin Zhao. You called your fight in level one. Yeah, and it worked.
No way. That didn't work.
Can you see my screen? Yes, I can see your screen. Moota, listen, you're against the JNC.
Wait, what the fuck?
I'm so gonna play! Mom's got no delay!
JNC, wait! I don't have any delay! I don't have any delay!
I don't have that. I don't know what to do, but I don't have to add delay to the game.
We are getting sniped Leonis that was coaching you go.
No way, no way, no way.
We're getting sniped, why are you getting sniped?
JX, JX, God damn it!
We are getting sniped, we are getting sniped.
The nightmare never ends!
Mota, listen, you can Q3 push him all the time.
Don't fucking wrap! Hansa, Hansa, Hansa, we are getting... Hansa!
Hansa, Hansa, Hansa, Hansa, Hansa!
I'm just rapping! This is serious, bro!
I'm gonna have to die.
No, JX, stop yelling, you overstimulated me.
JX, why did you level W?
Shut up, cause I'm overstimulated.
Because I'm doesn't happen to lay in the oldest time being lost out about it's coaching him
I'm only on the other streams typing and he's probably a spur and I want to die
Okay, okay, no mood up down. That's it. Okay. Wait. That's why he has no flash. Okay, Dixie mid lane does not have any flies
Hunts get fucking cancer
Doesn't get before the folk here. It's his fucking resources. Yeah, it's good. It's a gate mid there middle
No
No, I'm looking James. I'm looking at you, bro
For a Q3 outside of the way Jamesy what we're gonna need
Don't just do it from far away in our nila walk up. Okay. Okay. Don't be afraid like if you guys are talking at the same time
It's fine. I'm okay. Okay. Gosh. Okay. All right. Perfect. Okay, so Jin see what you're gonna do
You're gonna have to play for the box. You need to look on the blue into gromp blue gromp and then afterwards
You're gonna play on the way. Go ahead the way. Don't be scared. That's your nothing. Yep. Keep kind you're doing good
Now Jin see don't forget to double you auto. You need to crash it
Okay this is good, this is good.
Okay don't hit, don't hit the wave.
You want to hit the wave, you want to hit the wave?
You want to hit the wave, I want to hit the wave.
Don't hit the wave, don't hit the wave.
Then we start Jynxee, get the gromp and then start
droning mid and bot.
We need to see if there's a good play going on.
No no there's nothing mid, there's nothing mid right now.
Right now there's nothing mid.
Jynxee stop fucking laughing!
If you laugh, forget I'm going to kill you.
We'll see about this.
Alright, sit down Jynxee, play for the gromp.
Up to the gromp, you need to look on the bot crap.
Now we'll look mid, let's see if Muda is swinging.
No
Okay, let's see if mood is winning mine. Let's see if he's winning job. He's winning. He's winning. Don't worry. He's winning
Okay, it's okay drunk. But drunk bar Jinxie. There could be a bad guy
No, okay, good. Okay, so we don't do that. So no, okay
Yes, Jinxie walk. Jinxie walk med walk med look for double-clad
Jinxie Jinxie get that
you're you don't make it but what are you doing jixie why are you in my way you
fucking motherfucker fucker you fuck your mother fucker I'm reporting you I'm
reporting you reporting you reporting you on my life I'm reporting you how do I
report this mother fucker how do I report this mother fucker how do I
I have a more thick mother fucker!
You can't see the way! Press time for warning! Press time for warning!
Listen, what am I going to do now, Jinx?
I swear he's good for the game!
This is good. Now don't forget to use your right of vessel!
Stop teaching to take the way! This is bad!
He's sabotaging!
Yeah, he'll have us watered up.
I'm going to be honest, if you're such a bad coach that Jinx is taking 3 minions, ruins you soon in sight,
then you got to do a better job, bro.
You fucked my grave, you terrorist!
He has to freeze against a no-flash vagar
He wants to run out the walk up and he can all win now he can't do that
Come listen to me
He's my vessel bro, he needs those resources
He's gonna carry this shit
My vessel needs a resource too
Y'all making him look like a fool out there
Just me, you motherfucker, you motherfucker
Put your foot down Muta, don't let him do that to you
Say your sorry mother fuckers, say your sorry
Thank you, don't be fucking back down
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Okay, listen, Jigsie, say you're welcome!
Tell me you're welcome!
Oh, say sorry!
You're not reported, you mother fucker!
Keep him reported!
Keep him reported!
Because I need the gold, so I can carry in about 10 minutes, trust me.
Exactly, yes.
Okay, so now we're going to go hit this.
Jigsie, play after you play for the wolves, you're going to look for the gromp, okay?
Okay, good move.
So Jigsie, I want you to wish for me.
This slice is not up for another minute, okay?
There's a group player named Chovy that steals all the jungler's camps.
camps. You like the reverse chovy. You're the jungle that takes its winners minions. Does that make sense?
Yeah. No, no, JXC, stop listening to that. Okay. JXC, smite the grumps. Yes. Always take the waves.
Your team is useless and you need a carry. No, don't do that. Okay, Mura, keep this here. We can play for
JXC games. Okay, so now after this, get the crab. Mura, rotate the crab. Hums, get Mura to rotate the crab.
They get your jungler to rotate mid and game!
Bro!
No, no, no, no!
Don't rotate!
Don't rotate!
Don't rotate!
You're not rotating, you're not rotating!
Okay, Jynxy, if your team doesn't help you on crab, then you help him push out midway.
No!
No!
No!
No!
Okay, Jynxy, jung mid.
No!
Okay, don't stop!
Watch out for juicy minions!
Move the Jynx away!
Move the Jynx away!
Move the Jynx away!
Okay!
Jynx away!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
Get it!
I'm entering your game, I'm entering your game, I'm entering your game, your mother fucker, I'm entering your game, your mother fucker.
This is good, this is good.
Because now Jinxy, listen, you're such a better skater.
No Kraken save, Kraken save. So now Jinxy, don't forget, you're super ahead of the Warwick now.
You have all the resources, because you're mid laner, but you're still a player.
I don't know, I can't hear you, I'm soft.
Take his red buff now, cause he's talking away.
Jengze, Jengze, you might have to smite your red buff.
Where is it? Where is it?
Muda might try to creep in you.
Wait, is that smite?
Yeah, he has smite.
He has smite, he has smite.
Okay, so now Jengze, because Hamz was telling Muda to steal your red buff,
we're going to want to get Muda's cannon soon.
Cause so far we've only gotten his castor minions.
Do you understand?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't freeze, don't move.
Don't freeze.
Just push.
Get this one.
So, you know, ironically, Jyncey, the reason why this is good is because we're forcing Hunts
to do good coaching because now we're just not facing anymore speedhouse priority.
So this is good.
We're forcing our teammates to actually play the game properly.
Okay, get the turret.
Get the turret.
Your lane is roaming now.
Okay.
No, no, there's no point in eating like that because he's top but you get the wave.
You can get the wave as well.
True, true, true.
You can walk up.
Your lane is roaming.
Just do something. Okay, so now Jinxie you're gonna want to go for the wrappers after wrappers boss. I got here and then dragon
Alright, this is good. No, no Jinxie look at what's happening mid lane you got to be this your mid lane
She give you priority. Oh, you know, go go for wolves. This is good. See Jinxie
Oh
All the way to grump this is
Hold up, so you see that you're see us marking your midlaner. That's why I need to take his resources
It's okay. You're so bad, brother. Don't worry. You're still I just didn't hear my voice you motherfucker
Oh, we're gonna make sure you get bad
Yeah
Listen listen
Jinxie it's not bannable to make your team win the game by taking the resources it was it belongs to you bro
Exactly so now Jinxie look I want you to understand that you're literally like you're literally like the game boss
You just dictated the state of the game and now everybody is cleaned by your conditions
You are the final boss right now. Do you understand that?
Yeah, exactly. So now get the crab and not forget the dragon. Muda, if you don't rotate to the dragon, Jinx is gonna steal your wave.
This is fine. Take the wave and go dragon.
If you go dragon, I will steal your wave, Muda.
No, no, no, no. Take it. Take it. Take it.
So now, Jinx.
Jinx, what is Jinx?
We're gonna fight the Muda's wave cross-stitches.
We're gonna fight the Muda's wave cross-stitches.
We're gonna fight the Muda's wave cross-stitches.
Oh, you gotta be quick. You gotta be quick.
You gotta be quick.
So now, Jinx, after you finish this dragon, we're gonna want to look for another place in. Okay, so just do the dragon.
Okay, I want you to hover over a medic.
I'm gonna use my face to look for an E over the wall.
Look for an E over the wall on the big arm.
Yop yop yop yop! What the fuck was that?!
It didn't work.
Keep hitting. This is good. This is good.
Okay, so now, Jengzee, I want you to...
Oh no.
Okay, nice, nice, nice. So now you're gonna back off Recall.
We don't want to take our midlaner's wave
because we want to stalk him, syndrome him,
and to actually play for us.
So whenever he does good, he earns this wave.
You are the fucking devil!
You mother fucker
I did not do some that one light it is and I show this to you that
Yep, so so listen
I'm that's a reason why Jinx he needs more as yes, you understand now
No, but like you guys you guys made him lose CS
He just wanted to go in because he's hungry. No no hums. That's
You know what my student right there
Jim see Jim see we need to mentally manipulate mood into playing better. So after these rappers take his midway
He's gonna learn that if he ever dies, he doesn't get any waves. Do you understand? Yes? Yes, exactly good
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He needs his wave. Wait, Jixi.
Let's last, we need to work as a team.
Jixi's a jiggist.
He needs the wave, Jixi!
This is what Jixi was.
This is exactly what we needed right now.
He's a team, Jixi.
He needs the wave.
No, no, no, no.
Don't die next time in the wave as yours!
You inferior player!
To be honest, Moody, you deserve that.
Exactly.
See, Jixi, that's your challenge.
You can't say that you did the right thing.
Boom.
You cuted it to four people. I don't know how to fuck you just did that. I don't know why you did that
Okay, so now this is what we're gonna have to do. Okay, Jinx. Yeah, why don't you take the ground after the grump?
We're gonna look mood up. You have one chance. I'll take a guard look for a trade. He's playing very safe
You want to play aggressive? Oh, yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
So now I mean get out of my ear, though, please. I should like so shit today. I told you
No, Jinxie Jinxie
Let me walk you to the turret!
Let me walk you to the turret!
You say EQMEs under turret, like fuck you.
No, he was outside the turret!
You walk into the turret!
You see the turret, you walk in!
Does your student deserve this next midway?
Yes or no?
He deserves it, he didn't get punished a lot, right?
What are you doing, Jinxie? There's a cannon!
Jinxie, there's a cannon!
There's a cannon!
Kill, kill, kill!
There you go!
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
E to the turret!
Well, no!
Go to that fight, go to that fight!
This is free.
Hold it, don't rotate.
nice to try go night you know night go oh go murder go go look tough look up
I'll be helping you know you gotta run you gotta run watch right now
you can hold on for us all they see where the fuck it's your mid later James see
it now run run run you all the way no murder you dog shit bitch why were you
You're so late to the fight!
Why were you late?!
God, I hate you! I hate you so fucking much, Muda!
We can't win the game because you're useless!
Useless!
You're taking my fucking-
Isn't he gonna take a turret plate?
That was not my client's fault!
You're taking my fucking waves, you psychotic motherfucker!
And then you're gonna go out and blame me!
You psychotic, psychotic, psychotic!
I can hear you over all the CS!
I can hear you over all the CS!
So, Jamesy, Jamesy, don't let them gas up with that one.
The planer is up 24 hours.
And he's crying because he doesn't have more.
Listen to how greedy Muda is.
Even though he has 20 farms, he wants to be up more.
That's why you deserve to take more of this, yes?
If he's going to be greedy, you're
going to teach him to be humble, if that makes sense.
Yes, sir.
I am just asking.
He can't do that.
No, no, you can do that.
Walking on life.
If he walks up, Muda, if he walks up.
He's challenging your iron shut the fuck up. Yeah, you tell him Jamesy
Okay, so now so now Jamesy you're gonna play for the the Raptors and finish your bot side clear second dragon is coming up
If Muda doesn't rotate, what do we do to us?
Hey, Hums he better rotate or else
All right, good it good it that's the thing it's like there you go
Okay, so now listen you're going wolves into blue then grump then after we're gonna want to play a little bit more on Raptors
Oh, you're not bored. Never mind. Just okay. Just just try to try to shut this way fast look for dragon point, okay?
But you're not bored soon. I didn't get this way. Yeah, board. All right. This is good. Oh miss gold
We're not miss the goal. I'm so help me God if mood of fucking recalls with 10 seconds before dragon
I'm gonna let you die. I'm gonna let you fucking die. Just you fucking
Okay, Jinzy Jinzy. I want you to walk mid so I do as canon then go dragon after
Alright
I
Just killed you I just killed two
Jinxie fuck you you all see me call fucking motherfuckers. I see
Jinxie go to your crugs
I wonder you don't understand that none of this would have been possible if muda got all his mid lane CS
Those are herbivore. We need to force him to be a carnivore if we're gonna win these games muda. Listen in team fights like that
You want to rotate faster, but also don't hit their support. You can hit their war. He possibly saves him
Okay
So now jinxie get the the crugs and after crugs you're saying if you would have fought warwick
I'd be alive right now. If you rotate it
You'll be iron forever. Okay, I'm literally broad motherfucker
You'll get diamond in a month. Yeah, and then I'll land on the fucking moon
Okay, so now listen JC go for the hell mood. I if you don't rotate
You ugly motherfucker shut up
If you're done with brains you you gotta listen at that point because he has a smite here come here come here
Not nothing, let's make this a one-to-one trade. Can we go to Harold mid after no hums hums before we say anything
I want to say that it's pretty disgusting the way that you're that you're a citizen is acting you should spank him as punishment
He's been so bad. I'm gonna Harold man. I'm gonna help me being disobedient
Yes, so Humm starts spanking him, he deserves it.
Don't you dare fucking stick me, Coach, don't do it.
I won't, I won't.
HUNTER SPANK HIM NOW!
I'm not gonna spank him!
He's doing fine, but he just, just listen, just listen to that, I'll moot up.
Listen to Jinxie, he wasn't here for a play, you have to look.
Can I kill this guy? You have to know.
No, no, no, no, no, you, you have to tab me, no.
So listen, uh, Jinxie, you're gonna go gromp after this,
and then we're gonna either steal him, or we're gonna go bot.
Okay, I gotta leave.
Okay.
But you can kill him with a mule, mule.
If you're evil, then I'm on the ground.
Let's go.
Bro, it's not evil, bro.
It's you.
It's a mess.
You can kill him with a stereo.
OK.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Run away.
Run away.
Go on the misfortune.
You can also on the misfortune.
Yeah!
Nice!
Very good.
Very good, bro.
Very fucking nice.
Nice.
Very good.
OK.
You have to back off.
Back off.
Back off.
Very good, Mule.
Very good.
Thank you, bro.
OK.
All right.
No, you're not too run away.
Don't have to run away.
Runway runway the warwick is coming the work is coming
Yeah, so just recall go for a red buff your teammates are
Top no
Push minute and look for rotation wait, that's did you teach him invading?
Jengzee yeah, he knows how to do everything
Now he has time of trial let's look for some address of Jengzee or you're gonna do now
Is you're gonna go red and then you're gonna enter the enemy jungle, okay?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No, what that means you need to push way
I want you to close your eyes and fantasize about fucking the enemy jungle in the throat
So you're gonna put both your hands on top of your you like public area and start thrusting now for the next five seconds
Now look on the wrappers stay with these stay with the this all extending they can look for a flank on you wait
Over extending your over extending I say stay with your jungler. You're not listening
If you got me to iron I'm gonna catch a fucking flight to Canada
Okay with your junglers
Maybe you can get some clothes
What I can't see okay, wait, I must obviously item
Wait, we can maybe look for a bear plate thoughts job about Baron. I think Baron okay
But Baron I want red buff I want red buff. Okay. Okay. Well now now you have to go following or up your E
They're gonna wait Jake so you can fight this
No, no, don't die for him, but like we're going you go on one of the guy behind us
You can move up to kill
I don't know what you just put you
Show me they drive shit. He tried casting you. Yeah, that's the dragon
What push the way man push away man don't don't don't let it take it push away. Yeah
Do everything you have to everything else
It could look for to go dragon right in your game dragon or I ain't your game dragon or I ain't your game
Easy again, he doesn't you don't need him. You don't need to push away. No, no, you play for yourself here
No, because you see them all on the mat
Why are you flashing
Oh
Oh
I have five tails, you have two tails, you're literally fucked up.
Any truth, Muda has more KP though.
Muda has more KP.
Muda can't f**k for s**t Jinx, he's on farm here.
Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda, Muda.
Maybe because he's running into my f**king lane, he's f**king retarded.
Yeah, yeah, wait, you guys can play for jungle.
Play for jungle.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Two people are back.
You don't have to stay there for an inch or two.
I'M COMING!
Okay, Mora, whatcha gonna do?
Just keep hitting the Baron.
If you have the Q3 up, try to hold it.
In case somebody tries to come on.
No, just hit it, Chaser, just hit it.
Ping it, ping it, ping it.
Ping assistance now.
How do you miss?
There you go.
There you go.
Alright, big end.
You are reset now.
Go B. Go B.
Go B and go bot lane.
Apply pressure on bot lane, okay?
You guys are not going to see Luda for a while.
Yeah, take everything now.
You're going to play bot lane and let your teammates play top.
You guys are going to play 3-1-1 or 4-0-1.
Recall?
Yeah, no, no, no.
Don't recall.
Go top.
Go top after the gromp.
Top?
Got it all, man.
My coaches always like calling me Aids and Canter.
No, no, no, no, no, you you wasted your flash for no reason
They might bring two or two people for you. Okay, but you can fight them. You're really strong
That's happening that is for you
Don't be scared
Done
I can't hear you over that 60 CS difference. So ass
I don't know fuck bro, watch until I'm late game plus the auto which kills I'm gonna have at the end game
I'm not a master in scaling though. He's scaling well
No, no don't go on don't go on don't go on wait bring them closer
He's gonna fight
Yep.
Yep.
Keep pushing.
Now, GenC.
You can EQ all the way.
You can dive him.
E-wait.
E-ult.
E-ult.
E-ult him.
E-ult him.
I am.
I am.
One second, bro.
So the main character needs to get all the resources.
So if Muta is ever getting too many resources, we need to make sure that he spreads the
fucking ball to my right.
Yop yop yop!
There you go, Muta!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
You can kill him too!
Kill him too!
Kill him too!
Kill him too!
Kill him too!
Kill him too!
Very good.
Very good push push push push careful. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming
But it's all no no walk up walk up. Don't be scared. Let's do nothing
Very good
Okay, keep pushing keep pushing sure
Yeah, you're really strong. You have three players here. Don't be scared. Just make sure you pass E
That's an end. That's an end here. I think. Wait, Jinxie come in. Come in, Jinxie.
Jinxie, you can end!
Jinxie, get off your chair! You can end!
No, he's not look the game's already ending. You're so any close the game is living one
Listen what he's actually the state ball is because you could end yes, and we won that game. You're not a pussy
We won that game because of me
Exactly. Yes. I I went got CS mod what you said. Yeah, right, but you see you just seven K
There's my
You
I want you to read out the garrons username
Dad
Jesus
I'm going to say is listen, you did really good at making sure that your waves were nice
and toasty for Jinx.
He when he made his way, yeah, like a good shot.
I'm going to say that you have to learn how to last it.
Use your cue to last it.
You're out of your.
Yeah, I'm a jinx.
You see, so things I've learned today, things I've learned today, never being a call with
Chicksie and Dauntless alone, you will end up with your pants down and getting real bad both sides
Second of all
Buy a fucking flight to Florida and
Burn this motherfucker's PC down for taking my mid lane every time
The next time next time he takes away for even being in your presence on this on some other trip
I'm the greatest. I want you to understand if you ever take my mid lane again ever ever ever again
I am going to light your turtle crab on fire the entire game
Yo, I will end the entire game and never farm my mid for your crab
Muda to shut the fuck up for one second. Thank you. So Muda I am not a human being I
Am not a person. I don't have a heart or emotions
I have a piece of shit discussing League of Legends Master Yi player, and I played Jungle with Warwick and Master Yi.
I listen to anything my coach says. Why? Because my coach has discussed the piece of shit he reached the highest rank in the game.
So if my disgusting piece of shit coach who plays 25 hours a day got challenger, and he tells me to take you away, I better take you fuck away.
You can go fuck yourself, and I am his vessel.
Okay, Muda, now this is where you listen to your coach.
If your jungler takes your weight,
you follow him for the rest of the game,
and his jungle camps are just trying to last it
every single time.
Okay, now, Jynxxy, Jynxxy, this is where I give you advice.
If he does that, you contact Julebin.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
All right.
So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
he's just abusing his power.
But you guys are like, Sarahless!
If he comes to your lane and smites it,
that's also banable, okay?
You follow his camps.
Muda, all I'm gonna say is,
You must have not read the fine print though, when you queue up for a game with Jinxy, you agree to the fact that your minions belong to him.
So if you don't like it bro, all you gotta do is not queue up.
The second you press queue up, you agree to those terms and conditions.
And standard rates definitely do apply, so thanks for the cannon.
What is the absolute fuck is wrong with you two?
Dude, you guys are sick in the head!
You guys are just sick in the fucking head!
Yeah, we're here seven days a week. Are you doing again? I'm hiding. I'm hiding. I'm hiding on stream
Put on fucking I just screen I just screens. I just screens. Yeah 30 second delay. No, we don't need to
But I'm so you need to hide. I hide. I'll hide it. Yo, also, uh, I'm actually serious
You're gonna take my mid lane ever again. I swear to God. I'm following you into all your camp. What are you're gonna be?
You're gonna be a second minion pet. Okay?
I'm gonna say is to love ins on speed down. Good luck. Yep. Drew. What's up?
He takes your wave again. You have to follow him. Okay, you have to do that
It's just you have to put your foot down. Don't let them keep you
This is where you I will like this entire game of fire if you ever come in again. Yeah, you understand me
Do you understand me?
If you even think about touching my red or blue box
Fuck that don't take his way that don't take my way motherfucker. What do you want everything in the game?
I will literally get on the phone with you live in three minutes
Don't touch my fucking camps, bro. I am I am
The completion of Dante, okay, don't that's what do you think daddy warwick or yee? What do you think?
I think work is good hit him with the warwick special this game got it
Work is good synergy with your name. Oh
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because my yone is useless anyway. It doesn't yeah
I watch you're fucking talking to how you shit-can player 7,000 damage last game
I think if I put my balls on a mouse and keyboard
You would have gotten more damage then seven thousand you fucking mid lane stealing bitch
Yo, I think I heard of iron players that are able to get more than four sales per minute
So I weren't you able to oh maybe
He did 14k damage 14,000 damage
We could have done 14k fucking laps around the Walmart
I did 14k to 7k men lie women lie numbers don't
Yes, Maud Hums if you get yes
But he got damaged mom
Yeah he got damaged mom
My client got damaged mom
Okay Hums you know that site bro
It's like imagine somebody's bragging right
That they did the most damage in a war
But who's the one that wins the war the king
Jinx sees the king of the lobby
If the person stole the damage for him
It just allows him to spend more time farming and acquiring resources while they do all the labor
I am the Kim Jong-un of League of Legends
Boy, you're Benjamin Ninten Yahoo! The way you're stealing my fucking mid lane
You fucking pussy! Stay the fuck away from my mid lane!
Okay, that was fun. That was fun.
It's true! Wait, that's why you didn't take these waves though!
bro his camps are up, his camps are up so just farm his camps
no, hums listen, if there's even 5 seconds of downtime on a jungle camp, muda's cannon's gone
if there's 3 seconds of downtime, the caster minions are gone
muda is a funnel for jinxy, it's like muda's existence serves to further...
So, why are we putting him on Yone at that point?
He might as well play fucking Dalio.
Hey, that was it, that was it.
Ask him, Muda.
No, no, my student, he has an ego.
He doesn't listen, so he has to stick on Yone.
He's good on that shit.
So, Muda, maybe if you weren't so self-centered,
and you were actually a team player for once.
Don't test, I'm three seconds away from flying an airplane
into your house if you can fucking talk to a nice fucking guy.
Muda, muda, muda, muda, muda.
You're fucking Dalilis!
What was it though?
You're doing negative information to your fucking player.
Shut up!
You're doing good, Mudo.
Don't listen to them.
You're doing amazing.
Holy fucking brain fuck.
Give me a second.
Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo.
Hamza, hamza, hamza, hamza.
Hamza, we get smurfed on by a fucking Garen.
You know, shut up.
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
Bo, hamza, hamza, hamza.
We're getting smurfed on by a Garen,
and instead of admitting to it that we're getting smurfed,
This mother fucker says why in games
are they fucking time travel device?
Are you retarded?
Okay, wait, if I was retarded,
then why did the ritual work?
You fucking moron?
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
I had to get hands out of this.
It's cause the coach is here.
Now he's performing.
Yes.
He needed the right coach here, that's why.
Guys, hands, put your hands in the arm.
Everyone hands in the arm.
That shit doesn't work.
This is the time guy again. Okay, then we are actually get the time machine right here. Okay, let's echo
You don't replay rewind that's the same guy. Yes, you can always fight him. Just remember his W
You see his clothes. Yep. Walk up. Yep. There you go. Let your nuts hang
kill
Kill him kill him with a kill they go fight him fight him fight it fight it fight it
or block or block
What are you gonna or block?
Not exactly you know you q3
The drop like already spined it now. No, you think you think you think I don't
Yeah, you kill him you kill him make sure you say you're flashing
What are you holding flash for you kill him there
Yo, ah, Muda, can you take heal instead of Flash next game?
So I can kill Jency when he's low.
Flash!
Okay, they're here Q3, Muda.
They're here Q3.
Okay, play is slow.
They're pushing.
I need to walk up with this Q3.
I need to EQ and...
Oh, I'm coming.
Yup!
Yup!
Yup!
There it is, Muda!
Got Flash!
Yup!
Hey!
I died now.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah
Bro, I mean, I just I don't know man
Like we could have been patient, I don't know why we're doing that. Why are we why are you talking to flash?
You missed what if you missed a timer? What do you mean?
Ten years to flash let me say this again since it didn't clock to you
You are a iron mid laner and you're getting coached by a challenger. Shut the fuck up and become a special
Become a special or exit the golf. What now listen do not tap back. Okay, you are a
Daddy and that's it
Eat you. You got question my coach you fucking idiot. Yeah, how come Jake see how come Jake's gonna say it's called you
You don't listen to me. What up?
Listen to me, bro
Listen, I'm your brain right now. I'm thinking for you
Yeah, maybe because maybe because don't just calls jixi a fucking god and this
Free free free free flash a lot of it. He's he's W W
You dream of up to three two three, okay, you can look for a trade you can all in it
Yeah
Get carried, Muda
Not an execute, but an exit
Muda, get carried, you dog!
He's done with us!
W, W, W, careful, careful
W, W, first W, no?
God, I'm so much better than you, Muda!
For now, for now!
Okay, last team Muda, now you need to the last one, okay?
Okay, Q3, you flip for an AWP, okay?
He wants to farm, don't let him farm, don't let him farm, you can kill him!
Do not let him farm, he can kill him.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
Oh Muda!
I'm getting hit by that!
Ah!
Oh you missed, it's okay you could have killed him there.
It's fine, it's fine.
He wants to reset, what are you gonna do here now Muda?
Shove.
There you go!
Shove that shit.
Okay, he's not reset, he's not reset.
Lots of nons trying to let him come to you.
He will be, he will be!
Wait there, Moo Moo!
No, don't move!
No, fuck you, fuck you, fuck all of you.
Moodle, you need better awareness, bro.
What the fuck? I'm not helping shit.
No, you are. You're gonna help him clear those minions,
because he's not alive to do it.
There you go.
Get the wave, there you go. Get the next one, too.
I'm not gonna... that's a jungle this.
They're jungle team mid-first over your jungler, Moodle.
That's a jungle this that's a jungle this
Now you're gonna follow in the jungle
God I'm such a carry I'm such a carry you suck mood up you fucking suck
Just feeding my mid laners. Sorry fucking doing is feeding my mid laner. I didn't feed your mid laner
I killed your echo you dumb ass kid be grateful on him even he's on your team
Shut the way they shut the way
Got your bag!
And I'm gonna have a fucking Anger as well as this fucking fucking fucking...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't give a fuck if you're gonna be getting an E.
I'm gonna have a fucking Shiger.
Go back, go back.
Careful.
I'm gonna have a fucking Dragon when Jinx is done with his crud.
Fuck you and fucking Dragon.
Fuck you and fucking Dragon.
Oh, okay!
True Lebanon!
True Lebanon!
True Lebanon!
I
Fucking dragon
No, you're gonna get six soon. Okay. Yeah, you're six. Yeah, you're six first. No, no, no, no, you're not all in you
Thank you
Okay
Oh, yeah, that's my spin.
Okay, nice. Go dragon. Go dragon.
Dragon right in. Dragon right in.
Dragon right in.
My student can't.
EQ, EQ.
Dragon, buy one of them.
Yup, good.
Oh, yeah, I can fight both.
Buy one of them.
Okay, that's it. Okay, no flash all.
No flash all on the momo.
Fuck his flash, y'all.
I'm gonna fuck about it. We want dragon.
One of them, one of them.
Get you three, get you three.
Dragon right in. Dragon right in. Dragon right in.
Dragon right in.
Fight them. No, no, no, just fight them.
Forget about the dragon.
Get on the dragon. Fight them.
You can turn.
Turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn
Don't wanna go, he's gonna go!
Don't wanna go!
This is gonna be a shit.
No, no, no, no, no!
Nice one!
Eee, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee!
5, 2, nice one!
Ah, that's a fucking piece of fucking shit.
That's a fucking piece of fucking shit.
You fucking pussy.
I fucking hate you.
You got a two man, you got a two man.
I'm a fucking human fucking cow.
Wait, why did I only get one kill though?
Because you didn't press E, you didn't press E faster.
Now go in for this.
So who got the kill?
You team it, it's okay.
You got one of the kills though, you got one of the kills.
You should reset now.
Go beat.
Very good Muda, very good.
Coach the Graffit, coach the Graffit.
Very good rotation, very nice.
Hey Jhinx, you like that though?
You like that rotation about my team?
You like that shit you motherfucker?
Do you like that kill?
You pussy?
You pussy?
He has one fucking bitch!
He can't, no cannon for one time. If you make a mistake. For that play.
What's that? What's that, Moodle?
I am the carry. I am the carry.
He's strong.
Moodle, use some entries. I am the carry.
Freeze.
There you go, that's a perfect freeze like that.
Also, while Muda, if you want to put down his resistances,
Up, good dodge!
Very good, Muda!
Very good!
Very good!
While you're farming, I want you to hold your left hand on your brain,
and try to channel energy to make Muda submit to your will.
While you're full fire...
What type of satanic energy is this?
Is this Motherfucker Satan?
An enemy has been slain.
W careful
What I mean, I mean, Jason can you clean keep looking for a game in no free you I hope I hope I hope
You can't know what the fuck was that open it?
Okay, careful careful careful just take the play and that's it take the play out you go back
Okay, just get the wave now.
Two, three, the whole wave, okay?
There you go, not W. There you go.
Okay, now, James, you listen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He didn't even steal it!
I didn't even steal it, you motherfucker!
He didn't even steal it!
Muda.
Oh my god, this guy's keeping cow on my fucking...
Muda, one more KS. Drew Levin's gonna send the black vans.
to send the black vans. I'm not a student so wealthy. He has no gold right now. He doesn't have any of the kills. You took his ways. He's homeless.
He has four kills, but you're not greedy. That's greedy.
No, but Hunts, listen, it's not me.
Jinx is the main character.
Do you ever give the NPCs an scarring
to sort of oblivion?
Would you say you're going to leave?
But Muta is a chosen one.
He needs to go too.
Wait, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Look, look, look, look.
Come in, come in, come in.
This guy.
Look man, look, look, look, look.
You can fight this.
Echo no.
Jinx, you get the echo.
Echo, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
I am, boy.
You got to see where he is.
Go to the moomoo, go to the moomoo.
Fucking piece of shit!
EQ, EQ Moodle, EQ!
Allah!
10 years later, so bad!
Take the crab and then take the wave.
The next wave, the next wave is the crab and wave.
So we're gonna take that one.
We gotta be quick, listen, I'm your brain.
You do when I say something, just do it.
Don't think, just do it.
I can flank the payload.
Yeah, go on, go on, this is good.
Okay, going?
You can EQ him.
I'll wave him the turret, okay?
Just right at the tip.
Very good.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
Cable's W. Cable's W. Eat. Eat.
Woo. Woo. That was smooth. That was smooth.
You can ult him. Ult him. Ult him.
Nice, Buddha. Very nice.
You cannon. Buddha, how do you miss every single fucking cannon?
You're a terrorist.
I'm a terrorist. You miss every single fucking cannon.
Jinxed. Look at that.
I know. I know. I know.
Why did you not listen to me?
Why did you not listen to me?
Jynxy comes, let me tell you it's a suit.
I'll do the peaches shit.
Every time I tell Jynxy to do anything, he does it and he never forgets it ever.
I know Danwell Muda. I know his fucking desks outside the classroom. He doesn't even listen to his teacher.
Like why are you here?
Muda, why are you here?
No, like he's staying mid just go B.
I fucking hate you guys.
I fucking hate you guys.
Why you! I said go B Muda!
you're not listening listen bro listen up in creating yes we're gonna be cool
he's gonna 1.5 he's gonna 1.5 he needs to reset he's gonna lose listen just
listen that's good nice but all your gold let's take drag let's take drag let's
take drag jixie has to work together and take drag jixie has to work together
there and take drag okay you motherfucker
don't go to them fast try to go for
them I can't fight this bro why is the
wait wait look just look just look just
look happening okay you can't we say
you think where we're going again go
back now I don't know we could just pull
me in to like get any chamber okay keep
pushing me keep pushing no wonder what
Big made this god damn it Ludwig
They're really on it
He's standing still and you miss! How?
Yeah, bro, I thought so. Like if I missed, he just checks me out even more.
He's standing still!
No, no, no! But the guy is standing still recalling. He missed an ER while he was recalling. How? How?
I can't teach that. I can't teach that. He's slow. Bless his arm.
As a coach
Okay, listen you have your board you have your spike
And that's why we're a better coaching
You're gonna look for the rafters after the rafters. I'm gonna want you to see what he's fighting out. Okay. Yeah, boy
You're really strong
All right, this is free now this is free now you're going wolves. Okay guys listen
Up in 20 seconds. We need to all be on this shit. Okay, but you can always fight here. You're very very strong. Remember
Okay, but a player game is okay, it's really good.
Okay, you have R, you have R, you have R, there you go.
Okay, yeah. Try to EQ if you can.
Alright, so now you just got this? Free health now.
Same as, same as, same as, same as. Let him walk up. If he walks up, then you EQ, okay?
EQ. You're not gonna EQ through, just flip for trades.
Yelp! Yelp! Yelp!
later, we can have him.
Yup!
And then he's like, gonna give us more energy.
So we need to focus on complimenting him
after this held, okay?
Okay.
All right.
Mura, it's okay.
He uses ultimate, you won the trade.
Get this, get this.
Help him, help him, help him.
Help, get this, help, get this.
Mura, help, get this, help, get this.
I see, Tennessee.
No, get the eye, get the eye.
I lost him.
I lost him.
I lost him.
Oh my God.
Kill, kill, get this, get this.
Kill it, kill him.
I lost him.
Every night.
Like imagine if you were there on time, none of us die and we auto win.
God you are SO BAD!
YOU'RE SO BAD!
I have a lane, don't worry about!
BAAAAAAUGH!
Try and make sure to be the most optimistic.
Just, just go down.
Yes, I'm going to MN by the titanic hyzer components.
What else? What do you do here now?
Bob
Go Bob. Good. Very good. Ping your ping your ball. It's go mid lane now. Now you need to go balling
He can actually now though he got so now they're overstepping
They got him, push.
Very good, very good.
What are you just going in like if they don't want to rotate?
They should rotate though.
That shit fucking broken.
Go take message. Now go go go kill Akko. Kill Akko just...
You guys have R's, you have R's. Yup, running down.
Oh, what a goal!
Oh!
Oh!
Ice!
Wait, were you hitting a minion you worthless people?
No, I wasn't. I have fucking all 10 you stupid...
No, no, to be fair, my client was trying to get his Q3,
but he could have been a little bit faster. He's just a little bit slow.
He has extra time.
Well, we're gonna do now.
We're gonna fix it.
Doctors?
Hit the turret, yup.
We're gonna look on this
Yes, yes, yes, yes
I'm here! Oh my god, you all my mother fucker. I'm coming
Let's go someone might be below you guys, okay? They're right there. Yes, in turn. Yes, it's her
Hey some Jason piece he takes him you humor a cute don't you dare? Don't you dare?
You guys both died, died the loss, died the loss.
Oh go go go.
Nice Mooda, you need him.
This shit Mooda, this shit.
Alright there we go, that's who we like to see.
Back to back wins now. We're in winners gear
Pink pink pink pink oh
Hold your cue next time motherfucker hold your cue
Yo dude I put a sock in a shit.
Yo yo, yo, yo, move it.
That's fine.
Okay, so now listen, Jinxie, go for the boobop here, okay?
After the boobop you're gonna recall by your items.
Move the back out, move the back out.
I don't know, see me, see me, move the see me.
Don't listen, see me.
Keep pushing.
A blood pressure, a blood pressure.
You can probably rotate, can you look?
Look what's happening, look, look, just look.
Where are you, dogfrog player?
Where are you, brother?
I can't stab your ass.
Okay, can you hold tight? Yes.
They're already dead.
Yeah, but you need to look, brother, look.
How are we going to see what's happening if you're not going to look?
Coach, you're useless.
I'm legitimately sorry that you're choking a stab.
Why are you listening to me?
What do we want?
Have I ever straight-due the wrong way?
Have I ever straight-due? No.
Yeah, I'm listening!
I'm genuinely getting a fucking mo-
I mean, I'm getting fucking mo-
Yeah, I swear, I'm just getting my last fucking mo-
Go bot, go bot, go bot!
Here you go bot!
Hey, Jengzee!
I have to ask myself this.
If Yone wasn't my friend, would I still have scored him?
Yes, I have to.
He's doing good!
No, no!
He's actually doing good here!
He's doing good!
Hey, Jengzee.
You're gonna wanna look on the blue?
After blue, you're gonna look on Cobb, okay?
Okay.
What are your abilities?
I didn't know this guy would have reported him for this.
I won a lot here.
On my 5 and 15 games, he would have been reported.
I won a lot here.
I'm gonna be on this.
He won 5 and 15.
What do you want 5 and 15?
Yes, I'm a 5 and 15.
Yes, he won 5 and 15, coach.
Is that your fault?
No.
So you're like a miracle worker right now.
I don't fuck people 5 and 15.
Be honest.
Was he your fault?
Yes.
Give us your fault.
Yes.
He won 5 and 15 against Iron Midlaner.
Yes.
No, but he was smirking.
A lot of smirks against Muta, he says.
He says he says every game people must hurt me. That's his get out of the jail free car
Mother fucker
You can take if you press E you see the daggers
you guys good luck there yeah I thought I was going to bear it up there
I'm not gonna bear it up there, stay serious!
no no no, side of the pot and go up there so
side of the pot!
I'm going to be iron forever. Why are you not baroning?
are you a pot?
wait, just wait 30 gold, wait 30 gold, wait 30 gold, it's okay
okay, play on the baron, after the baron we're gonna look for a reset for the
for massage then you're gonna walk me okay this is free I don't know what are you doing
get your shield where are you why the fuck has your student been in base for 35 seconds
I kid you know he probably refunded his item like seven times I don't know how he did that
Are you
That's your end of game here.
Yup, E-R.
There you go.
Now take the inhibitor and let the guys just hit the person right.
Easy as fuck.
Good shit.
We're gonna wait for him anyway.
Kill him, kill him, don't be scared.
There you go.
Wait, I'm gonna move something.
How about this one?
Back up?
Don't tank it.
Good.
What a diver.
I want to see a diver.
What a diamond, I want to see you diamond go diamond
Luda more that's more killed
More kills more since you are worthless. Holy shit. Get in the back get in the backpack
Like Josh insane like I don't know if somebody's saying one more review one
15k damage 15k damage in a 40 minute game
You remember last game when Muda was making fun of your damage look at the comparison now
Yeah, like I'm legitimately curious bro. Like what the fuck you do all game
I'm not even kidding you also hinted me when I died on ripteron, and then you came three minutes late like I
I shouldn't even have five deaths you piece of shit
I'm gonna fucking lose my fucking mind bro like I invited my coach in here and I got worse
Can someone tell me how I invited my coach and got worse
You know what I invited my coach and got worse
You're the insane
Why did you put it off my head?
I got banned
What?
Nonchalant someone invite me
Oh my god
Did you did you unadj? No, it's offline. I thought you're 11 cent the black van
Because you're not his friends those anymore that would have been what this game you how to react fast
You're not you're not being react like
Definitely on one week coach time on another you coach. I don't give a fuck. I do it to iron
I don't give a fuck
How do I 1v1 Jixi? How do I 1v1 Jixi?
Genuinely, how do I 1v1 Jixi?
That doesn't make sense anyways. That's like a point guard while we want to get Saturn and basketball.
Do I need to get any dogs too?
Invite me, invite me.
Oh, it's because I blocked him.
Wait, no, no, don't test. I blocked him when he went 5 and 15. I just remembered.
Bye.
Okay, so thank you.
Go to your matches.
Bye.
Click on the game.
I'm such a hard carry. What's up? Yeah, ready?
So click on your cogwheel top right?
You can't send my friend across because he's blocked.
So click what says blocklist.
Oh, is that it?
Right?
That's MVP?
Yeah, right click in view profile.
Okay, there you go.
You're getting up.
Why did I say MVP like that?
Is there an issue?
MVP?
You are the worst fucking player ever.
Guys, we can't 1v1.
I miss you.
MVP, you are the worst fucking player ever.
Guys, we can't 1v1.
I'm jungler and he's mid lane.
It's like a point guard 1v1ing a center and basketball.
All we can really do is just look at the stats.
So 1v2, 2v2 one day, then.
A 2v2 one day.
I'll 1v1 you if you want to hop on enemy jungler.
I'll 1v1 you every day of the week.
What if you play Yone and then Muta plays Warwick?
morwick let's see who he how you guys do yeah I don't like that idea I don't
like that idea either wait you should like the idea that's our favorite for
you yeah you can range me you idiot yeah I want to be earning respect wait
Muda actually plays a harder champion to be fair yeah okay that's that's
That's illusional. If anything...
No, he does! He does! Yone is actually...
Okay, Hamza, are you ready to get destroyed?
How many Yone, Yasuo, two tricks, are there in Challenger?
Probably a lot, the most.
Okay, how many Bork, one trick, are there in Challenger?
Not that many, but that doesn't mean...
But that doesn't mean...
That doesn't mean that the champion is not easy or hard.
Argument is mental.
I give it dismantled, instantly.
My champion is less effective than Yura's Muda.
No, it's just people in Hyrule don't play it.
You're just gonna plateau.
Yeah, but why don't they play it?
Because it's not a good champion.
Exactly argumentous man fold no, but that doesn't mean the champion is a more skillful
My client plays a skillful champion ain't that right big Adams?
Because he doesn't listen to me or any flashes on top of himself twice that is true
That is kind of true, but you guys look good mechanics. Yeah, I hate my fucking coach
I hate him I fucking hate my coach. I fucking hate my coach. I fuck
Because every time I make mistake he doesn't just he doesn't just correct me he disowns me and shit talk to me every fucking time
Why my support?
That's from it after my trip. I made no way. He's got snipe. No place to port. We would have place to work. That's fine
Wait, oh yes, Jharnz, teach him how to play support for jungle, make him play support the way I do.
Why am I support?
That's what's happening?
So I think what happens?
No, make him play support bro, you're a coach, make him support.
Bro, he doesn't, he doesn't, no, moot him, oh you're top of the top, it's good, it's good.
This is fun.
Say I'm, I'm donating OTP.
No, but I think what happens is, uh...
Have a yoan, have a yoan.
Do not train, oh, they're going to...
They banned yo, yo, they're, they're fucking uh...
Yo, not sniping. Yone gets banned on the game.
Yo, Genkzi, I have bad news for you, bro.
Your team banned Akali and your team banned Yone.
Muda's gonna be fucking first timing this game.
Wait, they banned Akali?
Muda, it's actually time.
Should I just play Yasuo?
No, no, no, it's time for Annie. You have to lock in Annie.
Coach says Annie.
No, no, no, I fucking hate my coach.
Coach says Annie, you have to lock in Annie.
Coach says Annie, shut the fuck up!
Woulda woulda if you want to win you have to lock in any
Muda if you don't get on any I'll beat the shit out of you
Get on any now
Shit better better than him first time me
But he's not gonna know what his ability to do we have useless Annie trust me
Oh
What do you want to play who do you thinking I don't even know what the fuck I could play it's top lane
I've never played another character. Okay, you want to how about how about how about mouth fight or garen
Oh shut the fuck up before I actually get on top. Yeah, play garen top play garen play garen play garen
What about the blog?
No, no, no, no the book. No, why I gotta play the blog
You're gonna get you
I swear to god
Bro, bro, bro, don't you know you literally watched this a faker video after every single game yesterday? I kid you not
Everything
Okay, I think I think what's gonna happen
Oh god
La Blanc mood it's time show me a long no no no no no no no mura mura it's time your la Blanc
Lock that shit in big ass! Lock that shit in man!
Wait so hold on. Wait wait wait. Coach.
Are they stream sniping or is this just a normal game?
No this is a normal game but the problem is that Muda just-
Muda, Muda runs, runs!
That's literally worthless.
Muda runs!
And you guys are versus four times.
So he's first timing a worthless assassin versus four times for no reason.
No, I thought four times. Who's a tank? It's just volley in mouth.
Yeah, but dude, he won't be able to kill anyone else.
What are you talking about?
LeBlanc is actually good at the mouthplate.
How's he gonna have to get the holes off?
Okay, we'll see what happens.
Listen, Buddha.
Fuck, talk, my chat is saying GG, FF.
No, no, no, no, no, again, you're not gonna let me down here.
Trust me, I will never let you escape.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
You gotta listen to me, okay?
Okay, so wait.
No, no no.
Under Doreen's ring not Blade.
Brother you played this shit.
Dude, tell us more about how you feel, and why you feel this way.
And go Hums.
Uhh.
Tell Hums to get that stream today.
Umm I would select.
I don't.
I don't have that live stream dude.
Wait, how Hums, you did that stream today?
June 11th, she got the Black Rage.
But I'm hiding the map, I'm hiding the map.
I don't.
I don't have the lane.
Hide the map fully.
I did.
I did it completely.
Okay, listen, you have to go on them. Okay, what up always try to walk them auto-q in
Stay your electric problem
Let's all you mess up fail auto
By the way, you see I snipe you we can go on Lee's
No, I hope you step on Legos. I don't know what you love a thing
Well, and you know the combo is QWE. You remember Moodle. I forgot
Like two snipers, two snipers.
QW, he's in that bush, careful, do not get poked out.
He's in that bush.
Well, that's if he gets in, that's if he gets in range of the E.
Isn't E same range as Q?
Like the thing is, he can be behind the minions.
What a last hit.
Okay, so Jhin said, listen, talk to Bot Folk here.
You can poke him on the auto hit.
He's got his type 7, he's got his type 7.
He's got his type 7.
Keep pushing, keep pushing.
If he walks up to that minion, just auto-enquire him. Yeah, keep auto-enquire him. Don't be scared.
Wait, Jhinx, I just realized, we're into the fucking ritual.
Q?
We still have time, right?
Okay, you're going to level 2. QW in. QW in.
Okay, we're going to have to lock in here.
I W.
So, QW in. QW.
QW, QW.
There you go. Boom. You see that damage?
Boom. That's almost half his HP.
I was afraid to W wave your W3 back up. Yes, right now, bro
But you're you're missing auto attacks. Just walk up and kill it. Yeah, okay now QEE QEE
Okay now
And war the river
We're gonna look for the blue integral. It's gonna be a free beach here
You can auto him when he's under the turret so he doesn't so he doesn't get our free minions
No, I'm so your math's covered right cuz they're gonna. Yeah, I don't I don't but I
Didn't covered but when doctor says it I'll love they know where you are
You're gonna go for this here
They go words you're gonna go for the thing next to you last day mother last day do not the mean you do not
I had to me next you you're gonna look for the QW him though. Okay, you don't even W back
smart guy smart I got you yep don't
know what I just realized what we
didn't have the visual time machine is
real that I repeat the time I think I
would get stuck doing we can still do it
I mean we already have it's too late it
needs to be done while you're in queue
right now there's just you but it's one of
No!
Oh, you could've killed him, I think.
Oh, please, no, no!
Oh, nice.
What do I hear it twice?
I'm gonna fight this, fight this.
Nice.
Q?
Keep fighting, just keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
You win this, you win this.
Oh, no, I just want to try to just kill trust me trust me man. I trust my coach about that shit talks to me every day
How I live you're winning the lane
Also, I didn't tell you to flash and you flash you didn't listen wait
Okay, just do Q W E
Hold the wave, yup.
You're accused of in like 3 seconds.
Nice!
His wolves, his wolves, his wolves.
Okay, Muta, start hitting the minions.
I'm trying to get out.
Okay, you're gonna get these wolves here.
Now, Jinx, what if I told you that you smiting the cloud is the reason why you didn't get his gromp?
You could have gotten his gromp too.
Muta, you can hit, you can farm with your Qs.
No, no, I was trying to finish this.
Finish this, you can't do shit to you.
Go hunt him, kill him.
Keep the wave here, Muta, keep the wave. He's losing a lot of minions.
Muda let me know mouth. I'm running at me. Oh my god, you are fucking
He's freezing he's freezing the way help me that he's coming
Hey, what are you on the art combo, right?
Okay, don't freeze, do not freeze, don't freeze, don't freeze.
You can't freeze this, you have to reset.
Okay, press B, press B, you need to B.
You're very low, you tank too much.
But, it's free, game!
Put it to go, game, it's free!
Get a refill!
Jinxy, look top!
Okay, come take the cannon for a kill. Okay. Let's we'll make a deal. Let's make a deal
You get a free kill you got a free kill and a cannon if you look top
It doesn't it doesn't he's not gonna make it
Yeah, you're a fucking terrorist
What are you can last it though you have a burst he doesn't have a burst okay
Okay, what's the combo it's q rwe
Yeah q rwe okay, it's gonna be a big burst
Oh, you know what clean recall that bush right after you do that. Just like just saw a W back, okay?
Okay, and I go back
Very good, you see how low he is
Pop your pot keep keep you can now QW carrying the fuck hit him hit him hit him hit him hit him QW
QW
Oh, he's under the time. Tower bro shut off. You can you can you can see the tower range?
You can see it
Jinxy have you ever watched The Witcher before?
No
Okay anyways they have a song in it
So I want you to sing Tosca Canon to your Jinxy
Tosca Canon to your Jinxy
There you go, come back
Every time you gank someone's playing this game you're gonna say that
Okay, got it, yes sir
Okay, so now you're gonna go Krugs into Raptors
And then wait, so what?
Do QRWE again
If you kill top, you guys can kill top. Q RWE murder. We have to do it fast.
Oh! Oh shit! Wait, wait, wait!
Take it! You, you, you, you!
Okay, Jynx, you got it! Jynx, you got it!
Wait! Wait, Jynx, where are you going? Jynx, where are you going?
Where did Jynx go?
Nice! Okay shut the way! Shut the way Mura! Help him out!
Mura you have to shut this and help, help me to get out the crab!
Okay he doesn't need help, now you press B, press B, that's it.
Okay what you gonna do now Mura? Get a boot, you gotta get the boot and the book, okay?
Now get a book.
Mura here we go Mura.
You know fuck you and fuck fuck me. I'm getting a bread and butter. I should mute you
You mean I want to say you perform. Let's see it
Let's see another five and fifteen form is dickhead. Go ahead
My students doesn't listen to me. He's playing in the coach
Why are you listening?
Let's see if anything ends up happening. Yeah, you know, I'm gonna
I want you to drone top and jinx you while muda is raining. I want you to criticize him
So you psych him out of performing well?
Muda makes you your last inning
Go for the walls all right now criticize mood again fast you have a timer mood I laugh it laugh it can in the cannon
Get shit the cannon why that takes a while?
Okay, so now just play for the walls under the walls. You're gonna want to look on the blue into a
uh into uh gromp now when you start clearing the block the blue block i want you to look back
top and start criticizing him again shut the f*** off
you win this you win this go on go on you win r
I'm gonna be the shit out of everyone in this fucking god in fucking places
Something seriously fucking wrong with everything I want to do
Okay Hums I have a bet for you
Man you and I both go mute right now
First student to get a kill
The coach has to get the other guys touched up
Or like the student that didn't get the kill
Yeah yeah deal
Okay, but
Wait, what about the island? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I didn't see it. Oh my god. Oh
Yeah
I'm not as confident, no bro, but if I was on Yone, yes, yes I would, but I have a better
win percentage than you.
Yeah, because 99% of the games you fucking play is because you have this fucking dickhead in your ear.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm gonna fucking remove the page.
I had someone in my ear telling me I'm a god of the 3 seconds, but I had to ace every game.
I don't know if I...
Okay, it's okay, we're looking good in this game, okay bro? Just don't fuck around.
We're going to get a kill once.
to fuck out of them. Back to dragon. Don't get out of line. Don't be iron. Don't be iron.
Back to fucking dragon. Smite at one care.
I have more kills than you and more CS than you, but I have more kills than you, um,
I'm gonna light my PC on fire, I've ever played League again with you, ever again, I've been
talking to this fucking nonsense kid of my fucking years ago, it sounds like he's AIDS,
That's just so fucking easy.
The best lies are beautiful.
I should recall, but I need to get a kill before you do.
I should recall, but I need to get a kill before you do.
I have to let him go.
Yes! I gotta kill him for you!
I gotta kill him for you!
Fuck you!
Jinxie!
Mura!
Mera, are you gonna play the game? You're just fucking AFK!
Okay, this guy's gonna be muted.
haha
so much more fun
It's okay because I'm on your team. I've blessed your keel like I'm literally I'm gonna kill myself before I ever
Step build the game with you guys ever in my tired life ever again ever ever ever
syndrome into liking this
tonight they're gonna clean up this situation
and it's gonna make you so hard
that you're gonna wake up in the morning and you're gonna have to believe yourself
to the sound of our DC once again
holy fucking a**
okay
you wanna actually know hums?
you want me to tell you how?
okay watch, I want you to watch
alright jingxi, who's the greatest fucking player on the planet?
me
person that thinker is gonna look up to one day me who's the person that when
you box in your way you want to fucking drop your pants get fucked in the ass
why him and then give him all your gold because of how much he deserves that
name so you better fucking walk right now and steal your fucking
Kaelin's wave! Now!
Steal the kills and steal the wave! It belongs to you! You are the fucking MC, bro!
Press W, get your fucking double, and then get the goddamn wave!
That's what I like to see.
Rampage.
Oh, it's you, bro. And the thing is, it's like asking what if a vegetable's a fruit, you know what I mean? Take the cabbage.
Take the cabbage. Oh my god.
Okay wait, Hunz, do you wanna try out?
History forgets.
Doing my magnet on Muda right now.
Like, if he-
I haven't met it, I haven't met it.
I don't wanna listen to that guy ever again.
I don't wanna listen to him.
No, no, no, I'm not gonna listen to him.
I'm legitimately never gonna listen to him.
No, no, no, I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care.
I'd rather be coachless than getting coached by this guy.
Like, ever in my life, ever.
Fuck that bitch, okay?
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not gonna tell all the kids about this.
So now-
I want to go back.
Now.
Okay.
This is what you have to do that. What you have to do is if your student refuses to listen to you
You need to stand up right now and start doing a zesty little ritualistic dance to send your spiritual sexual energy
to accompany him all the way during that little dance dance.
Dude, hunts, hunts, put your man boots together, put your man boots together, because you're giving him a titch off.
It's the only way to, hunts, if you're going to do that, you're going to be at your mile, bro.
I'm the fed guy now now I'm with that guy and I can let my nothing
Yes, so Hams on your city you you needed to zesty ritualistic dances to accompany him on his journey bro start being committed
I want to take one up and off your keyboard and shun pertain that you're making them go down
Not you do it now. Yes, one hand off the keyboard. Just record them to death
Nice
Yes, see now you're spiritually sexually mentally and physically dominating them in every way
Doesn't matter even if you die 1,000 gold on them is with a hundred gold on you because
How much better he was to not fuck if you died?
Got it, got it, yes.
Yo, uh, Muda, unmute Hamza.
NOOOOO, I'M GONNA DIE! I'M RATHER DIE!
I'M RATHER DIE!
May God kill me before I unmute this guy!
They speak so casually in tyranny and depression.
They do not mute...
So listen, this is what we're gonna do.
It's the most juicy picking.
We'll do the dragon and then Talmudah, how much he needs on this.
I'd rather- I'd really rather end this game than ever ever ever ever ever.
I'd rather end the game.
I'd rather end the game.
An enemy has been slain.
Coach watch that.
Double-double-jail.
Coach watch this.
Wait, I feel the same dreams again, fucking Raja on Warwick!
Get in, JC! This is your fucking quad!
OOOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOOH!
OOOOOOOOH!
Go mid! Go mid! Maybe you can find the Malfight.
Now type in all chat, go mid.
Sash, I'll go mid.
And the Voxman, get the plant up!
Get the plant up!
Hold Q! Hold Q! Hold Q! Hold it!
No! No!
I'll get back some of that, and you fuck up the other side.
I gotta back for it, I gotta back for it.
No, no, no, I missed my fucking R. No!
I missed my R.
I missed my R.
Wait, I have an idea.
Muda, why don't we swap coaches for the rest of the game?
Can we do that?
We swap coaches for the rest of the game.
Come on.
Muda, bro.
All right, Muda, we're gonna swap.
Hamza, Hamza, you're my coach in my screen chair.
Muda, your Muda's coach in my screen chair.
Okay, go.
All right, Dada.
Okay, Muda listening to me right now.
I want you to fucking take the wave right now.
Take the wave and then you're gonna take the ass hole.
You're gonna recall, fuck your farming.
Recall walk straight bot and let's get some kills.
Okay, that's all.
Okay.
But Muda, right now we don't need to be fucking farming
versus tank ass bitch.
We need to be clapping booty.
I want you to make some booty clapping sounds.
You're right, you're right.
Yeah, Muda, make those sounds, bro.
I wanna hear the booty clapping sounds.
That's what I like to hear.
Okay, so now listen.
Listen, Muda, what are you going to do here?
You're going to go bot?
Huh?
Okay.
Okay, so now Muda, Muda, you're going to walk straight bot here.
You're going to wait for them to walk in.
I want you to jump mid.
Hopper mid.
Maybe you can walk up there and look for a kill.
Like right now, we don't want you to farm.
If you farm an iron, you're wasting time, but we want kills.
Go mid, go mid!
What's my ability, what's my Q, R, W, E, right?
So what you wanna do is just hover off to the side and then you're gonna wanna try to land your E.
But just wait.
No, don't go in yet, don't go in yet. You need to wait for your team to engage.
Okay, wait.
Drone. Okay, this could be good. This could be good. Wait for it.
Okay.
Alright, this could be good. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. We're waiting right now.
HUNCH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WE CAN GO MID!
God damn it!
Okay, go on, go on, go on! Jigs is going and not even FOLLOW! FOLLOW!
Nice, this is good. W, W, W on him. E, E, nice! Q, Q, Q, Q, nice!
Now we got something. Okay, now Muda, you won more. That ain't enough for Big Daddy! Big Daddy wants more!
I WANT MORE!
Okay, this is good. Now just wait. Now back up, back up.
Okay, see if you can look bot here. See if you can look bot here.
Okay, so now this is what we're going to do. So you're going to look bot.
Yeah, go bot and then you're going to start split pushing.
It's full.
It's full.
Alright, so now listen Muda.
Farm it up a little bit
and then we're going to look for some kills.
That's actually great. I swapped coaches.
I'm going to get a good drama. I'm going to get a kill.
I'm going to get a kill the first 30 seconds.
I'm getting a different coach.
I'm going to take the wave.
I'm going to take the wave. Your cock sucker Kaelin doesn't deserve shit.
Who the fuck is this bitch that she is?
Who the fuck is this bitch that she is?
Yup. So now back up, back up, back up, back up.
back up back up yeah sir yes coach okay so now listen Muda this are gonna do I
wanted to walk back I wanted to walk back sit in the bush and then you're
gonna start doing a nice little a nice little like you're gonna try to send a
mental energy to make the enemy into you so start mentally sending out your
brain mentally send it out I need to focus and I'll kill okay nice easy okay
That's fine. You got a flash recast. I'll be you perfect
Okay
So now take snow take the next wave push it out. This is good
So no mood if you want a hard push you can w then are W. R is the best way to do shit WR
Yeah, WR if you want to insecure waves
So we're not like I can also to minions and shit
Yeah, like you can alter into minions like insecure waves if it's like you don't think you are gonna come
So I keep an example. Okay, so now back up. This is fine
So now listen back up. Yeah
Now you're gonna want to back up. Okay, and then after we're gonna try looking for a fight soon
So wait until the Baron buff
Yeah, so now just run away just run away. You can't do shit here anymore. Okay. Yeah, it's no recall because it's been our goal
Well, what item do I buy you know?
I got you coach, you're such a great coach.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I would say to me because I'm fucking a retard.
Okay, so now listen, what are you gonna do?
I want you to rock mid.
Now see if you can move towards bot.
Now see if see if Jinxie's willing to gank bot because they're super overextended if Jinxie ganks bot because they're super overextended
Okay, so now go bot go bot with Jinxie if Jinxie presses w then he can actually okay
All right
Wait a second. They're not here. All right. Nice. So now we made them run away. We made them flee
So now listen Muta take the cannon let your jungler do dragon
it's your jungler's job to do dragon for you while you farm the waves
okay so now walk walk towards dragon walk towards dragon Muta we don't want to farm right now
Okay
Walk towards us. We need to go in
Okay, Muda, this is all you you are fake or mood on you know what to do
No
Nice, okay
That's we're looking for I'm caring the fuck out of you. I'm caring the fuck out of you
Wait, why the fuck did I not get that kill, Don'tess?
Because I piece of shit bastard stole it.
This fucking bastard, motherfucker.
Okay, yeah, so it's fucking hard.
I have more kills than my entire team, Hamza. My entire team.
Yeah, and the second you started getting coached by fucking Hamza,
you haven't gotten a fucking kill since.
Cap! Cap!
Yeah, you got one kill. You got one kill.
14 with Don'tess, one with Hamza.
So listen, what we do now, you're gonna want to walk straight mid, at this point all you
have to do is just walk with your team and have them force a fight.
Now if nobody goes top, you can also go top as well, but you're just gonna want to fight
right now, like drone over the Yasuo, see what's going on the Yasuo, alright now chase
this shit let's go okay try to run away
Flash out, flash out.
Oh my god.
He died.
Oh my god.
So, unironically.
Nice, Jinxy.
So, Muta, the reason why you died is because Jinxy's coach made him farm instead of fighting.
Do you understand?
Yeah, I understand.
I understand.
Let's go.
I understand.
I understand.
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Perfect right now. He's doing exactly what needs to be done. You're the one that creeps him with the Leblanc pick
Okay, so now listen
What are you gonna do is you're just gonna want to last hit the minions here like just push it
I'm sure with W push with W push with W
And now all you have to do is just shove this in shove this in so I want you to Q
Okay, so now you can actually kill this guy
W in
All right, so now this is we're gonna do Muda listen push him away do not let your man
Yeah, anything.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Boy, he literally said he called me, you shod, and then took my entire weight.
Thanks, motherfucker.
Yeah, I don't understand.
Like, Muda, everyone that ensues a stream sniping smurf, remember that.
Yes, I understand.
Yes, coach.
Yes, coach.
Okay, so now what are you going to do, Muda, listen.
Yes.
All you have to do is you have to just push them in, and then if they walk up, you back
off.
Think of it like right now.
You're the...
Go on, go on!
Fight this! Fight this! This is good!
No, I probably fucking missed it. I don't know this character.
It's fine. You're good. You're good.
Alright.
Yeah. So now, Muda, you're gonna run back up here?
You're gonna run back up?
Yeah.
And then what you're gonna do is I want you to look on the Baron.
Look on the Baron. Show it off on the off-shoulder.
Hey, Hamsa! How much can I press to you every 10 seconds?
Got it. Thank you.
Thank you
So now
You just help him out here if they walk in you let your team stand in front of you
And then you just you pass the assassin on the side lines. All right. Okay. Got it. I actually click our thumbs up
Okay, so now what you're gonna do share Buddha you're gonna want to push in this wave and
And what you're gonna want to like jinx walking first. Okay, this is good. Oh
No, so listen the thing is that thing with this room mood up whoever goes in first between you and jinxy
The other guy gets to reap all the glory of the fight
Shut your fucking dog shit player!
MUDAAA!
Oh that's what happened, he made it, he basically made it to me.
Yep, so now that's why, what you have to do Muda, is you need to let Jinxy go in first, that way you follow up and you steal his kills.
Cause if you go in first, then he steals your kills.
Dragon, dragon, okay, yes coach, yes coach. Muda, dragon, you dog shit piece of shit.
Yeah, audit, audit, you fucking shit player.
Hey, hey, I'm a shit player with 19 kills with 211 CS.
You should be sucking my dick, bro.
Yeah, because it is high.
Okay, listen, y'all.
No, I'm not on my role, and I'm not on my cue.
You never got 19 kills with me on your main role, anyways!
Never!
Muda, listen to me.
In the back pack!
What?
As your coach, as your coach, I will suck Jinxie's dick for you.
I will take a bullet for the team.
Jinxie, are you ready?
Yes, I'm playing.
Close your eyes and roll them in the back of your head
right now I'm pulling it out okay
spit on it musk spit spit
alright I got you what the fuck
Muda I did that for you bro be grateful
I'm grateful bro I'm grateful I'm grateful
okay sit up listen this is where we're gonna do shit
elder you dog shit piece of shit okay
Muda look on the elder shirt but remember
Really to hit this green pond hit it so you can heal the green plant the green plant up
Okay, not one. Yeah, I'm an upwards you look for the elder
Okay
Okay, so now go in going this way
No, you like that. Yeah. Hey listen mood about short. It's about bro. It doesn't kill on the bullet belongs to you
That fucking take that shit. Yes daddy. Yes
So what do I go here mouse mouse? Yeah, yeah, so now yeah, you can you can so I wanted to W in
W over the wall W over the wall and then lead with E. So E him E him nice
Why does die there coach?
Okay, so one of the reason why you died there is because you used too many abilities to gap close
You W'd and then you are but the promise that you're arcing connect
So what you have to do is jet to W over the wall, E him, then jiggle him a little bit, teleport back, like LeBlanc's a champion where you have to play in and outs, right?
You don't want a full send and hit thrust, does that make sense?
No, you don't all in.
Exactly, like you need to use the fact that you can go in and go out to your advantage to let your cooldowns reset.
I like that, I like that, I like that, yeah.
Coach, I'm sorry, I'm a piece of shit.
I have Hamsa here right now but he's probably like oh no you're doing amazing.
You're doing amazing Jinxing Nobola you're doing very good right now.
I have him here but I can just automatically hear him he just changes his entire tolls around you.
Me? Oh Muri Osama Bin Laden your ass is dead.
Like literally worst coach in the world.
I'll tell you I'm never getting coached by a member again ever ever ever.
I'm looking for a new coach.
Murda listen, Murda listen, you and Hums, you guys can sell us out for the game.
Right now what needs to be settled is the fact that you need more fucking kills, bro.
We need you to go in and I want you to treat every fight like your faker in Game 5 of Worlds finals.
Yes, yes, yes. Like let's get it done now.
So if I fight in here, what do I do, Don't test?
So are you through this? Now you're just like, kinda like jerk them off a little bit.
Let them push in and then afterwards when Jinxie goes in you fall behind him. You are the follow-up. You are not the engage. Remember that.
Alright, so now what you do is you're just gonna let your team walk in first. You are the follow-up. Never forget that, okay?
Okay? So you do not ever want to engage first, ever.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Alright, now go in. Now you can go! Now because your team is in, you now you go! Yes! Yes! So now eat!
Okay, good. So now just keep doing it more. Keep doing it more.
Okay, got it, got it, got it. I know how to do that.
So you see it's just like that. Yep, so you just have to let them...
Yeah, I got a lot of my abilities, but I understand it's not stuff that I'll coach you.
Yes, exactly. It's about conception or understanding.
But I don't need to tell you when to use what ability.
You just have to understand kind of what's going on. Do you understand?
I understand now. So don't be the opener, be the closer.
Exactly, yes.
And now the craziest thing is that it's on just about the closer.
For boss and assassins, you normally want to look for fights.
It's like here, now you fight. Now, Ian, Ian, you can look for fights.
Okay, so now you need to wait out cooldowns.
So you're gonna wait out cooldowns here
Okay, so now now you're gonna want to back up a little bit shit
Muda going Muda going
All right reporting coach, should I report him out for now?
Wait, so now what you do Muda you're gonna want to back up you're gonna want to back up
So you can't do Baron yet because you're mid laner so that's what I want you to do
I want you to go top, farm the wave while you're waiting for bounties spawn.
I have 121 CS at 35 minutes, what do I do?
Yeah, but the thing, Muda, listen, it's champed out.
Leblanc is just shit.
The thing is, Leblanc is just horrible, so it's like it is what it is.
Okay, so now we're gonna do muda just take the wave
And then afterwards we're gonna do there you go get the shit
So now get one more with muda if they walk up to you walk away you keep going until you see someone, okay?
So you can W in W there you go good scene
I want you to want the bush, what the bush? What's the circle? What's the circle?
Try to W away try to W away W away
Okay, I'll be back
Muda what the fuck was that?
Go back in go back in now you take your revenge on these motherfuckers. Yeah, these fucking cock suckers
What the fuck what the fuck that motherfucker come from yeah, he was just came out of nowhere
All right
No doubt you're welcome. Yeah, bro. I'm not gonna lie. Thank you. No, thank you for this game
I'm sure this game. No, no, no, no, I'm not I'm gonna literally I've never even seen you get 22 kills on my team
Kiss my hand now fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I don't even see if you get twenty-two guys
I say fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm the greatest warwick
I am literally I'm not on my character and I'm toppling. I don't understand you've never gotten twenty-two on your own
You never got it twenty-two true, but I don't know I'm using
And the game for us daddy daddy I think it's for us
Okay, so now this is what we're gonna need now
Well, we're gonna need now is we're gonna need hums and mood up to settle it
So mood up on mute hums and you guys need to settle the beef. Yeah, please
All right, I'm gonna fucking baby. Never again. Got it. Got it. Got it
What are y'all in my mother still no, you're not needed bro. What's up?
You did amazing, you did a good job.
Hamza, listen bro, can I just get some shit off my chest?
Yes, go ahead.
So yeah, I forgive you for anything that you're sorry for.
But yeah, I think I'm gonna have to break up
and you're never gonna coach me again.
But I will have you unmuted.
I will have you unmuted.
You didn't even listen to me when I told you.
Yeah, go in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, that's what's gonna happen.
I'm breaking up with you.
You're an amazing coach.
It's it's not you. It's me. It's not you. It's me
Yeah, I literally I actually basically able to I would have had a better KDA if I went upstairs and jerked off to you me
All right, so is that my fault is that my phone would up? No, no, no, no, no
No, not at all. I
What's your win-win-loss?
How do I even check that it's 32 wins 38 losses? Me. Oh, I remember my first beer
Absolutely insane, uh, how do I even check my fucking win rate?
Okay, so wait wait, okay
So this is what do so there's a site here. I'll show you okay. Is everyone gonna look at my screen. Yes, sir
Do you guys want to do a side-by-side comparison? Yes of the two of yours? Okay? Yes
Well, not this game though, not this game. Not this game. No, not the game, but general stats
He's on Yone, he does good
We'll see about that. We'll see about that hums
Okay, so Jesus I have a 45% win rate. Okay, so the difference is
Let him talk before before a challenger let him talk
I'm never I'm never in his ear, but most of the games before he says
Jinxie you play maybe like like a couple of games with their brother off stream without
Dauntless and then when you're on stream all you do is play with Dauntless when I'm on stream
I never play like maybe once every like
Mood or days one second one second though. Would you like a medium fry with your large coat?
Alright, now, here we go. Let the chat up to talk.
Okay, so let's look. So Muda right now has a 45% win rate, but he just won his last game, so it's actually at 46.
So Muda has a 46% win rate with 32 wins, 38 losses. He has a 48% win rate on Yone, 25% win rate on N'Koli,
Holy shit, and then it's your persona Yasuo and a hundred percent of LeBon now his yon and Akali stats
He averages eight and seven and eight and eight. Okay?
So now we'll look at Jingxi
Jingxi actually has a 49% win rate one game away from 50
He has a 60% on Warwick with 42 games
52% on Master Yi with 29 games
Yeah, and then we're going to ignore all of these ones so
Seven and seven and on yee averages three and five, but what's what's what's what's what is Kyon Yone?
It's Katie is eight and seven, but that's still good. He has more kills though
So the thing is what it looks like he has it looks like
your role
made that is jungle
They're different. They're fundamentally different.
Jungle is all about strategy and you have to be all over the...
Muda, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest.
And Humms, if you disagree with me, I think you're trolling,
telling Muda to freeze the wave constantly is probably the worst thing that you could tell him to see.
No, it's not because it allows him to play the game because it's going to keep playing ping pong.
If he frees the wave, he can actually fight.
If he shoves in a wave, listen, if he shoves in a wave and you're ever fighting, he roams, shoving Rome.
You put him to the kills.
Roman is not good in this elo. That's not how it works. If he freezes it, which he knows how to do,
like, surprisingly, he learned that really fast, and he's doing it good, but he doesn't look for an opportunity when it's fighting.
I like that you're doing it surprisingly. I like that you're not getting it surprisingly.
Because it's actually a hard skill to do, and he learned it fast.
Wait a minute. Your main champion, you have a 48 win percentage, and my main champion, I have a 61 percentage.
Yes. Most of those games, I wasn't coaching him though.
Yes, when he wasn't yes, wait if you go down look go down go down go down okay?
Look look you see all the MPs right there from the 14 and five is six all the way to the 312 those games
I coached him a big difference that was you coach him and he went three and he was tired
No, he was legit really tired that I'm tired was he god damn it. I think it was like nine hours nine hours of playing League of Legends straight
That'll do it. I'll do it to you. Listen. Listen. Listen. Look at the MVPs when I'm in his ear
And he listens to me today. He didn't listen to me. Okay. Listen. Just see it. How about we do a thing?
How about we play mid for a hundred gifted whoever had how do we do this?
What first person to silver has to gift or no first person to silver has to admit the other ones better at League of Legends
Onstream and you can't do any takes and backsies for your bro. Bronze floor. Come on. Come on. Let's do it first one to get silver
First one to get silver has to the other guy has to admit that he's better
Okay, get as many codes as you want. I don't care. I
Work in four days. You don't you fucking suck. Okay, you want to get the 200 gifted to other gifted
Yes, okay, so I did it for lever leaches silver first and
Yes, they have to admit the other one is better. Yes on stream. Yep. Okay
Okay
And when you admit that the other person's better
You need to wear a cosplay of the other person is choosing. Yes, okay, okay. Yeah, okay
Yes, okay, okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right. Okay. I'm gonna get sober, bro
No, I will get sober before you. I promise you're gonna plateau motherfucker. You're gonna plateau. Yeah, right, right win every game
I play yeah, all right, bro. I'm talking thoughts and you're gonna build my last three games now
all right, let's look
So, Jinxie, I want you to understand that right now you're Bronze 469LP, you are LITERALLY less than two games away from Bronze 3, and you only get Bronze 469LP.
Wait, are you guys the same LP right now? Are you guys the same LP?
Jinxie is slightly higher because his MMR is better because his win rate is better.
Yeah, that's okay.
Yeah.
Alright, bro, I gotta get off. I'm entering for 12 hours, Jesus Christ.
Alright.
Yo, um, yeah.
First one to silver okay other guy asked to it you dude you can get coaches I
Got got to ask
You can get coaches you can get you should get Hamza you see the list
I'm sure if we think election's 12 hours a day and beat you. I'm gonna get
You think you're gonna get the silver without me. Oh
I am 100% the second after this call ends
I'm
I'm gonna open up x.com. Okay, put it on calm search up
Get a new coach and then march my way over to silver and collect 200 get to like it's 200 get there
It's like it's 200 monopoly get out of jail for the court instantly. It's gonna get the subs. Okay. All right
Yes, yes, thank you
No, no, no, no, I broke up. I broke up with my coach. That's what it was. Nothing. It was fair enough
It's me not him. It's me not him. So Humza's Humza's literally crying. So mood up. Listen to me
Listen, thumbs up. I'm not gonna give up on me. That's it. He doesn't listen. Why do you think your player gave up on you?
No question. I don't know he doesn't listen
You can't you can't you can't see somebody doesn't listen you can take the camel to the water be came for the camera drink the camel
Yeah, you can take the camel brother guys under the fucking tower
No, I'm gonna eat you and eat you three all ten, bro. I said I don't eat you three all so I'm easily dead by me
And all money you're also not been loud
You flash you flash in place half the time today how
So what are your thoughts on mood as a player with a 48%
I think he's good when he listens
I think he's mechanically gifted, but he needs a brain to control him, you know, he has the
he has the hands.
I would say, and I don't want to overstep here, Coach Hums up, but I would say his positioning
is like a deer in headlights.
I don't want to overstep though.
I don't want to overstep.
No, no, no, he does listen.
He does.
Sometimes he just, he's not good at like, uh, joining.
Like when I watch you play, you're a constant looking at the map, but right now he's overstimulated
playing his champion.
But nobody is there playing jungle so you kind of have to he doesn't really have to do it all the time
But if he if he wants he learns how to play champion fully he'll be able to look at the map a lot more like don't just don't just
That's what you hear. I'm here. Motherfucker and iron is teaching me how to a click
So literally good no no no no no okay hums hums
He taught me freezing in a cooking
Okay, let me actually talk. Let me actually talk. Let me actually talk here. I genuinely think that
Humb's teaching stuff like that to new players is bad because the problem is that I'll tell you why the fundamentals if you right click you're gonna
Plateau yourself. It's even well, but it's time
Most players most players only learn eight clicking unless they're ADCs when they like have already been playing the game for years
Yes, the majority of players do not learn eight-clicking as a skill and they're first even you're playing
It's just you're just bro. If you're learning some beginning you're supposed to start with the eight click
That's the right way if you're doing right click you're only teaching the wrong fundamentals. No, but it's not it's not about that
It's about the fact that already League of Legends is a weird game in the sense that when you right-click to move
It's it's not normal
So if you teach somebody two different movement patterns while also having to teach them ability usage and all that kind of stuff
Clicking close to their cursor. It's like, yeah, sure long-term. It's gonna help maybe right
But it's like it's gonna make the game so much harder to understand in the beginning process
Wait, I just agree. I'm hearing one thing my chat is saying
Hamza is top 11 and a challenger. Is that true? I am currently ranked 10. Yes
So, Muda, your coach is-
No, no, you're cutting off Dante.
You're literally cutting off Dante's before speaking.
Go, this guy is trying to teach me
the wrong things at the wrong time.
Okay, how?
Yes, they're beneficial.
Yes, they're beneficial.
But not when I'm the lowest rank in the game.
There's a hundred different things.
Yo, I tried to build a build the other day, Dante's.
I tried to do another build.
I tried to, you know the top right
where you can build a build?
Yeah.
Yes, I tried to build a build
and he said, I'm not going to teach you that.
That's a newbie.
That's a newbie.
I'm not going to teach you how to build that.
And then he taught me how to eight click and freeze.
Okay, no, no, no, that was me just trolling as well, for sure.
But the thing is eight clicking is still fine.
And you're freezing.
That is something more advanced,
but I told you that because of the tournament
and you did it perfectly.
So, and I saw that you learned how to adapt that quickly.
I was like, oh shit, you're a fast learner.
So if you learned how to do that,
that's when I told you eight click,
I was trying to teach you eight click,
three days ago, because I thought you learned fast.
So two issues that I'll say, two issues.
The first one is that when it comes to freezing,
the reason why I think it's worse than MoElo personally
is because if you just learn how to fight
and you don't worry at all about wave management,
you're gonna make way more progress mechanically
over the course of 50 games,
than if you learn how to freeze
and try to min-max wave management.
When it comes to things like eight clicking,
The reason why I think A clicking is trolling Hums is because like, imagine you're sitting
there and you have a guy that's a virgin, right, and then you're going to sit there
and you're going to like try to teach him how to have sex, right?
Muda, it's like he's sitting there and he doesn't even know how to thrust, but you're
already teaching him how to rub the clit while he's thrusting.
Does that make sense?
I agree, I agree.
But he doesn't know how to thrust yet.
So it's like he's thrusting and like her eye and in her ear and you're sitting there
and you're like, dude, rub the clit, rub the clit.
But it's like, hums, it's not even going in the vagina, bro.
But, okay, okay, you're contradicting yourself.
You're telling him you wanna fight, fight, fight, correct?
Yes.
Okay, so if you fight, fight, fight,
why are you constantly hitting the wave?
Yo, guys.
You're just playing ping pong at that point.
They're not gonna fight.
That's why you forced them to fight by freezing the wave
and he learned that he's doing freezing good.
So why are you not gonna tell him to stop freezing
if he already knows how to do it?
Yo, guys, I'm live.
I ended my stream, and I just want to say, off stream, go back to when trading on Batman.
Bye.
Did you just see the cop you're saying that?
But no, but I'm so what I was trying to say though. No, I was trying to say it's like it's just cuz I feel like you forget how
Complex of a game league is when you start. That's the issue. It's like a mad like I get that I don't I totally get that
But you're understanding I saw Mooda learn fast
Correct, okay, and he learned that fast for the tournaments
I was like oh shit this guy's a fast learner because he has really good game knowledge from from from Valorant and him being
Really good, so because he learned that fast. Okay, I was like, okay now
It might be the time to teach him a click at first he was right-clicking. I was like, okay
Sure, that's bad, but that's like let him let him do for that now, but now as he wanted to get better
I'm like, okay since you learned that fast
Let's even learn how to a click and he was telling me that yesterday. Oh, yeah
I was a clicking sometimes, but not all sounds like yeah, just slowly adapt to it
So it's okay that so I have an idea
Mura, what if you kept Hamza as your coach?
Hear me out!
But instead of him telling you what he thinks, you should learn, you give him a list of the
things that you think you want to learn and then he adapts to that.
I don't know anything about league, I don't know what I should learn, not to learn.
So then why are you arguing, so then why are you arguing with me about what I'm teaching
you?
Because I just know as a top ranked player in Valorant, the show has to teach you.
Ego, no, no, no, not even let me finish what I'm saying.
I just know there's better things to learn
than A-clicking and freezing when I'm ironed.
Yes, yes, freezing and A-clicking is very beneficial, okay?
Yes, but no, but you're ironed!
Mura, are you not understanding what I'm saying?
I said, you learn fast, so I was letting you adapt
to your fucking speed!
Listen!
Wait, Mura, so what are you saying?
You are learning faster than the average iron and bronze player.
So if you learn that fast, you can learn something even harder faster, which will make you skyrocket
faster.
Are you understanding?
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
The honesty of that is what's happening.
I'm getting fucked by mid lane characters.
Yeah.
So let me explain something.
You were dropping 19 kills, 20 kills yesterday.
Okay.
Is that you in my ear?
With you in my ear and...
So that's...
That's something you do something right?
I'm just telling you something's right.
Okay guys, hear me out, hear me out.
This is what I think the problem is.
Iron players are like the special ed class in the school,
right?
Like if you're new to the game, it's like you're a special ed.
And it's like-
You're a comparing mutual iron player.
He's not iron, bro.
Hums, hums, hums.
If he has a negative win rate in that elo,
and when he's not getting coached by you,
it's a cornflip as to whether or not it's going on,
then yes, he is iron.
Like, this is the thing you have to understand.
He has never played League before.
It's not another R6 incident.
He has never played League before.
It's completely new.
It's completely foreign.
He's an FPS player.
So the thing is that even though yes,
he is a fast learner and all that,
and he understands concepts,
you still need to treat him like he is special ed.
Because if you don't, then it overloads him.
Does that make sense?
I did, yes.
I understand.
That's why I said, let him adapt to his style, right?
Well, eventually you need to adapt to a clicking.
No, I don't agree with that.
No, Dante's, that's literally what he was doing yesterday.
You weren't there, he was literally right clicking
and he said, oh, you said, oh, Hamza,
in between that, I don't know if you saw it.
I was also a clicking, I was like, oh, shit, good job.
Okay, try to adapt to it.
Is that not right?
So Muda, let me ask you a question.
In the same way that you cope in your league games
about everybody being a smurf,
Do you think there's a chance that you're coping about you thinking Hums is a bad coach?
Just because you end up under performing?
No, no, what do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Repeat the question.
So what I mean is that in league, right, we've assessed that when you lose lane, oftentimes
you're going to say that's because the enemy was smurfing or they were stream sniping,
right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So in the same way that you're willing to cope about that, do you think there's a chance
said you're translating that cope, but now instead of blaming stream snipers, you're
blaming your coach. Cause if he was dropped, if you were dropping 20 kills a game while
he was coaching you, then maybe it wasn't a coaching issue. Do you understand?
Yeah, I understand.
So what if this is what I think, what I think the thing is, hums, is that Muda wants to
he wants to feel supported, he wants to feel uplifted, he wants to be told that he's the
fucking king of the world and that if he's doing something shitty then you're just like
who gives a fuck dude, you're still gonna mug him all at the end of the day.
And the thing is Hums, that you want him to learn as fast as possible and because you
respond better to being treated derogatorily, it causes you to have a mismatch.
What if I told you that he's willing to learn at a faster pace, but
He say you don't want coach no, you say you don't want no more coach
Wait wait, but Muda if he treated you with respect and if he met a fork
What do you mean with respect? Okay? Wait whoa whoa? I didn't even say anything wrong to him
When I miss an alter an EQ. I'm a terrorist. I'm gonna your shit
If I don't last in a cannon, oh my god, what the fuck are you doing playing sound boards?
Like it's literally just I don't know. I didn't know I didn't know what another coach was like until today
I never watched the daunties and jigsie before and so they started coaching each other this guy's like
Taking jigsie's cock in the mouth
And Hums, while you're doing it, and Hums-
Positive information after playing like shit, no!
And Hums, while you're doing it, you better fucking comment about how nice and juicy his balls are too.
No, if he plays like shit, I'ma tell him he's playing like shit, and do better.
All I'm saying is obviously Hums is a good player, he's ranked top 10 in the world right now, the guy's absolutely a demon.
But I also don't know anything about League, and I, from my point of view, think that I should not know how to freeze,
and, and a click when I'm dying in fucking fights in iron and it's a coin flip without winning them.
That's all I'm gonna say, that's all I'm gonna say.
Yes, Hubs is an insane player, stop that, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying he's ass.
I'm saying I just don't think he knows how to coach me.
I don't know, I just, why am I ironing?
That's like invalidating, that's like saying, that's like saying if you came to Valorant and you were ironed,
the worst rank in the game. I taught you shit radiance do and skipped
plaque, silver, gold, bronze, diamond, ascendant, and mortal and told you what radiance did.
So now you know shit that high rank people do but nothing with the fucking low you'll do.
So I just jumped a hundred flight of stairs and I don't even know the fundamentals of the game.
So I'm just getting rocked, rocked, rocked.
But hey, I know how to freeze.
And I know how to hate flick.
But Mura, you still learned it and you did it.
So why is it an issue?
Because now I know nothing else.
And I'm getting full talk.
I know that doesn't stop you from learning everything else.
If you learned how to do it and you've adopted it fast,
why is it an issue?
Let me explain.
I mean wait hold this is not true correct. All right, you know the thing is Muda. I've coached many people
I don't teach them freezing when they're fucking bronze
I only taught you that because you were in a tournament
Well, and you have that did fast
So why is it an issue? I don't understand. How does that make me a bad coach because you learned it good?
It's very contradicted. I just doesn't make sense. I just in my opinion. I feel like I can have learned a lot more information
I don't know who knows I don't know anything about bronze or League of Legends, but I feel like they're going to be way more
Coaching than so let me explain. Let me explain
Please and I want to explain some let me explain hours in the game
Muda hear me out the problem that I've learned right is even in the limited time that I was coaching Muda Hums
It seems like Muda is somebody that needs to understand
concepts before how to apply them. So for example, he was asking me things like
don't test. I want to know why am I doing this? How do I impact the game? How do I
carry? And the problem was that these were questions that things like freezing
and egg-clicking weren't necessarily giving him the answer to. For example,
when Laning phase ended, he knew that he had to go bot lane, but he didn't
understand that top lane was also equally as viable because it's the concept
of cyclaning do you follow me so far
Who- Dantes, Dantes, Dantes
But Hums are you following what I'm saying?
No, no, no, no, no, Dantes
I taught him bronze
iron fundamentals what to do
I said go and practice to mudah
Let's train let's- let's learn how to see us
He said I don't wanna do that, I don't wanna do that
I said mudah, okay, let's follow you
I don't wanna do that, it's boring, it's boring
I don't fuck- I try to teach you what it's like to iron playing bronze with leavers
And you just wanna learn it
So one more thing I do
I said about that far view I said about that how to see us. I said about what else
Into a practice tool in CS for 20 minutes once I didn't say I did it was not 20 minutes
It was guys I said you need to have an idea. I can see yes. I have an idea
Moody's from Ontario
Hums is from New York. That's not a lot of distance. What you guys should do set up a friendly spar
The winner of the spar gets to choose the coaching style for the next month.
Why would I want to hit him?
Think about it.
Why would I want to hit him?
I love moving.
Okay, then this one will do.
So, Hums, you're just going to walk in and you're going to be dressed as like the Michelin
man and then he's just going to beat the shit out of you for about 10 minutes straight.
And then after that, you guys hug it out and then you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, perfect.
So, if neither of you want to.
So do you hate me for the way I teach you?
No, I just like when I eat alt and I miss my alt and I just I want to kill myself and you say something
That means want to kill myself more. It's not the best thing to say
There no, that's so so be honest to be honest to be to be honest
I honestly do it as like a joke in that and when I do that, but I didn't know you take nice and seriously
No, I expect like it's just no, no, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. And I apologize for that
You know, I broke we're string but anyway, we were playing we're playing also. I was coaching you
Yeah, I wasn't I wasn't like trying to flame you. I like that. No, exactly. So it's usually just for content
Just to fucking say oh shit. You made a mistake. Okay
Let me let me give an example Muda. It's like imagine you and Hums are having sex, right?
Okay, but like that's why you have to make everything sexual because it's the best way that my brain operates with analogies
Follow me for a second. So yeah, I'm I'm actively in there. Don't worry about it. So it's like imagine
Imagine when you're like, oh, Hums, I like it when you slap my ass, like, yeah, when you slap my ass, it feels good.
And then after Hums, like, oh, he likes being degraded.
So he's like, yeah, you like that dirty bitch.
But it's like you didn't like being called a dirty bitch.
But because you liked getting your ass slapped, Hums didn't register that there was a difference.
So right now, it's like you guys are having a communication breakthrough.
So because you guys are sitting here and you're learning more about each other's communication
methods, now Hums, you're learning, you're like, hey, my student, because I think what it is, Hums,
is Muda doesn't mind being told he has cancer, but he doesn't want to be told he has cancer when
he's already in the game. He has AIDS. So it's like, you just need to limit it. And then also,
do a little bit of like complementing in between right and then you guys are going to be golden
i'm telling you not just i do i do i do i leave you all that but i didn't know that would
don't bother you muda i apologize no no bro it's just me bro maybe i'm just a bitch bro
no i apologize not really but bro you're good bro you're good you're good you're good you're good
you're good maybe it's just okay maybe i'm just ass at league bro maybe i'm ass no no but like
Maybe I'm uncoachable, bro.
I don't know.
One time, I got to get the best of it back.
Hums, he just said maybe he's uncoachable.
This is your moment.
You need to sit there.
Hums, listen, I know you don't want to jerk him off,
but you need to.
Right now, you need to be like, no, Muda, listen.
I saw you play, and even Faker himself
doesn't do the shit you do in the learning time
that you're learning.
Like, you've got to tell him, like, Muda,
you won't even have to win trade.
And your ass is going to be challenging
by the end of the year.
You need to sit there.
You need to make him feel like God right now.
Do you understand me?
Do you want to fucking coach him, motherfucker?
Like if you sit there and you're just like,
ah, well, it is what it is,
then it's like right now, Hums,
it's like right now you're fighting for the girl.
And you're at a point where you're like,
well, if she thinks he has a bigger dick,
then maybe she should just fuck him instead.
Motherfucker, why are you gonna sit in the corner
and watch?
Fight for what you want, fucking bastard.
Do you understand me?
So what you're saying is the stroke is ego.
Yes, it's what he needs, bro.
You need to sit there, you need to fucking be like,
You know what, Muda? I'm gonna be honest, like, I was watching your Vods and bro, I couldn't tell, name plates off if I was watching you or Faker when Jung released, bro.
Like, the mechanics are there. You gotta fucking let him know, dude. Do you understand me?
Yeah.
I will.
Alright. Practice, practice on me.
Such choking my ego as if I'm Muda.
Muda, listen, listen. It's okay. We had a rough start, alright?
No, calm it down, Tess. Calm it down, Tess, and talk about my hacker.
Okay, okay. But like, I'll be lying, man.
Do it, do it, motherfucker, do it!
Fuck about your hacker, your hacker was telling me.
Muda, your yo-name is really good mechanically.
You're really good mechanically.
You just need to not be overstimulated.
I know you have one of the best potentials
as an early student.
You're a really good starting off, all right?
Forget about what I said earlier.
I know I apologized, but I didn't know
that would hurt you, I apologize.
I'm here to uplift you.
Yes, now say, now say,
don't test, you're the best hacker
I've ever seen.
Every time we play together,
I love having you on my team and even your master is crazy.
Hums, fucking practice, you fucking asshole.
I'm doing this for you.
Listen, Muda, you're one of the best.
No, not one of my names, Dantes.
La la la, I can't hear my name, Stantes.
Fuck you, say Dantes.
I'll be lying, I don't lie, I can't see that.
Okay, then say Dante S.
Say Dante S.
It's like it's not me, but it's also still me.
Does that make sense?
Dante S, you're like one of the best hachroms
I've ever seen in my entire life, bro.
The way you fucking throw your cues around,
swinging at the enemy,
and the way you just go in and deep dive the whole enemy team,
I've never seen any moves like that before.
How was that?
God damn, boy.
How was that, how was that?
Hey, all I'm going to say is I won't
be able to sign up for the next 20 minutes after that one.
Bro, to be honest, to be honest, I did not think
that I should bother him.
No, I get it, I get it.
Like, it's just the way you are, you know what I mean?
Bro, the way we were when we were coaching, just like.
I didn't even know it was actually not mad.
No, listen, listen, what it is, I'll tell you.
I didn't even know it was actually not mad.
It's not about you, it's Jinxie.
It's because he wants to be better than Jinxie.
And then when you came in and you were letting him know,
like, dude, what the fuck are you doing?
It's like, that's when it started.
So you have to, yeah, that's what it was.
So, okay.
It wasn't that bad.
I just got jealous.
I got jealous of how Don just treats Jinxie now.
You treat me.
That's what it was.
I'm not, oh, you're shitty.
Yeah, you want my, no, stop.
Don't say that you on the honest opinion, but what's my honest opinion, bro?
Muda, I swear to God, you're one of the best mechanical players I've seen in bronze.
Okay.
I think you're generally way better than most bronze players, which is why I taught
you things that the average bronze iron player do.
You are Muda.
You are literally one of the top players in other games.
Okay.
I know you are good.
That's why I taught you better things.
I apologize if I hurt your feelings.
Okay, Muda.
I apologize.
I'm gonna be honest, if you hear all that and you still want another coach, bro, you
might just be a bad person.
I
My muddard
Fucking here. I'm here, bro. Okay
So what do you have to say now?
I have to say maybe I'm also sorry if I didn't listen enough times and if I was a shit student
sometimes.
No it's okay, we're not a shit student, don't say that.
And I accept your apology and yeah bro.
Listen, you don't need to be so serious.
You want coaching tomorrow, motherfucker?
It's my fault.
I should have coached you better.
No, no, no, it's my fault.
I should have listened better.
OK, well, do you still want coaching, then?
No more feelings in this?
Yes, bro.
You can coach me, bro.
I need more excitement in that.
I just feel like, I don't know, man.
I feel like after today, I thought
you were the best coach in the world.
Remember how many times I used to gas you up?
And then like one call with Dauntless and Jinxie,
and I got jealous and I instantly like almost fired you,
bro, and almost broke up with you.
Like Jinxie is getting like his cock sucked every day.
I was like, I saw Jinxie dash in on the Master Yi
and get fucked.
And then somehow Dauntless manipulated Jinxie
to manipulate me.
And then he said that Jinxie was faker
and that it was all my fault.
I said good things about you too.
And then I Yi and then Ord and then Orta
missed my all and you said I had AIDS. I said you had AIDS once, twice, in the same game.
Well AIDS stayed with you the whole time but yeah, but it wasn't that bad. What about all
the good things that I've said Muda? So you only remember the bad things? That's a bit
that's a bit. Let me let me let me try to remember the good things. I think yesterday
I I died you told me that EQ 3 under the chair with Ultimate Knight and I did that and I died
and I fucking the rage and then you fucking rage back at me, too
Well, I reciprocate energy
I see if I see you tilt it I'm gonna get tilted to
Tell me why I always have faker
I always try to watch a faker video and I say I'm faker and you instantly say I'm fucking terrible
And I'm now and I would never be faker and God bless my heart
Let me talk about that. Let me talk about that. I should you're not watching faker every game
He said yeah, I
Old day every day I watch this one bit
It's I think it's like the faker trailer and I just gas myself up and then Hamza on mute from this short and says
Boy, you'll never be faker, bro. You're not
He said he said walla. I have better mechanics than faker. He said walla. Okay. No, I did not
I've never heard somebody say that listen, let me talk. Let me talk. I said
Listen, it would be like hums your son comes up to you and says daddy look I do this drawing
Isn't it amazing and you look at him and you see this is why your mother left you fucking retard and you
Crumpled and throw it in his face. Why the fuck would you ever do that when he shows you that faker video?
You tell him. Oh my god. Wow. I've seen you do some of that shit. Are you sure you've only been playing League since this year?
That's what you got to do, bro. That's the job of a coach. A coach's job comes
Let me explain. It's not to tell you to use QW ER
It's to make you wake up every morning feeling like you can take over the fucking world, dude
And you can make the fucking world your bitch. That's what a coach is supposed to do for a student
And so that's why hums I do I did
Not know you do not
I
Didn't write you I thought I was gay. No, I think I need a nose
It makes me sad that I watch a faker video and then get so hyped
And then say I'm gonna be the next faker and walla'll have better mechanics to take her one day
And you say you will fucking never be anywhere. Okay, but that's just delusional at that point
You know, yeah, but I was but I was lying to my parents about
You know college when I was lying about college going to college and I was delusional about being one of the great streamers one day
When I was streaming to one viewer forever and I made it out somehow
They would say they would say the same thing that I was delusional and look where I am now
So why can't I be better than faker? Why why can't I be better than faker? Why?
You good now you're saying that now you know, but I
Said you not but but you said but hums your job as a coach is to be delusional for your student
When he's sitting there talking about how great his puns are you look at him and you say you know what motherfucker?
You might just be okay. It's okay. What okay? What somebody who 400 pounds he says he says oh, I'm a model
I'm a model. I said he said no, I never said that I said buddy somebody 400
Wait, let me finish the money
Mother let him finish somebody who's 400 pounds. He he has you got
shine the head everything dismembered arm everything like that you know I say
and then one day he just says voila I'm gonna become a model listen to me
listen to me if that guy is willing to get in the gym every fucking day and
you're a strainer that with a hole in his head you fucking get duct tape you
put it on there and you say voila I'll make sure you do that's what your fucking
job is. Do you understand? That's what a coach needs to do, bro.
Yeah. So, so, so feed whatever they want to hear.
It's not just whatever they want to hear. It's you feed their passion. You feed their
drive. You feed their motivation. You fucking give that to them. You sit there and instead
of tearing down their dreams and making it seem like it's unrealistic, you make the impossible
seem realistic. That's what you have to do. Okay. Okay. I see. Okay. Yeah. I understand.
Muda, you're going to be better than Faker.
They see, but like I can just tell like it's, it's not.
I can't fucking win. No, it's just. No, because when Dante says it, it's different when you
say it. I don't know. It's hard to explain. And maybe we need to like practice. I don't
You're gonna be better than faker if you put your mind to it, okay?
Anybody okay, you're gonna be better than faker if you put your mind to and you actually listen to your coach
You could be better than faker Muda now are you willing to listen to your coach?
I don't know
I don't know maybe it's one of those things where we just like like we just take our information and we just
You just need another like descendant from you and then you just need to make him good with off of my information
You know like those guys where they build their girl to their dream and then they end up breaking it up
But then she could use everything that he taught her on her next man and they get married
It's just honestly talk like I don't wait listen listen
Let me let me just say so hums the issue right now that mood is having is that it's like a match and you're in an argument
Listen listen, let me explain it. Let me explain it. It's like imagine an argument with your girlfriend
and she tells you, Hums, you don't make me feel special.
You never buy me flowers.
And then you go out that minute and you buy the flowers.
The thing is that even though she got the flowers,
it's not about the flowers.
It's about the fact that she wants you in those moments
where she needs you to think about her.
Do you see what I mean?
So it's like, he doesn't want to hear now,
you know what, you're gonna be faker.
He wants to hear the kind of things, Hums,
that you wish people told you when you were telling them
you're gonna be the next Guma UC.
That's what he wants to hear.
When you were sitting there and you were fucking laying it
all on the line, moving to Europe, bro,
and you were in the UK,
and you were training to be the next Guma UC,
he wants to hear the kind of shit that you wish people
in your fucking corner were telling you.
I did, but don't just, don't just, I do motivate him.
Don't get me wrong, he say I never motivate,
like, you're not gonna say,
I say, I never say anything good to you,
most of the things that I've said, I'm not going to say that, hold on, hold on, hold on.
If we compare all the good things to the bad things, if we compare all the good things,
I would even easily say it's like 90 times.
I just think there's definitely something wrong, it's like, I don't want to explain
it, it's like there's definitely something wrong where I just see Jixi get coached by
Dante's one time and I instantly want to cry.
Okay, but hold on, Muda, Muda give me a second, Muda give me a second.
It's like right now imagine you see somebody dick down their partner with a 25 inch dick
and their partner instant nuts, their eyes are rolled back in the back of their head,
they're fucking screaming everywhere and then you go home to your partner and now you're
like you know what I'm gonna be honest I've never seen that happen in bed with us maybe
you just come come come listen it's like right now the problem is because it's how
How my brain works with analogies, bro.
He even lost me there.
Okay, so wait, let me think of another analogy, okay?
It's like, okay, think of it this way.
Imagine Hums and me are gardeners, right?
And I've been training lawn mowers for the last 30 years.
I come onto your grass,
I fucking mow that lawn in five seconds, right?
So then Hums, you come in and it's like, he's like,
hmm, my gardener Hums takes 10 minutes.
So maybe I should find a new gardener,
but it isn't about that, Muda,
because right now the problem with you, Muda,
is you're thinking the grass is greener on the other side,
but sometimes, bro, it just isn't.
Sometimes you need to also be willing
to make compromises too.
If your coach is sitting there saying
he's willing to believe in you, right,
but he can't give you that level,
then you should say, you know what?
Maybe I'll work towards it to a point
where you do view me at that level.
And then he's gonna sit there,
he's gonna tone it down, right?
So maybe you can scale it back up as long as you're reciprocating the effort.
So you need to also temper your expectations too.
Do you see what I'm getting at?
Yes.
Because Muda, right now, the way you're acting, right, it's like, it's like, let's say you
have a couple that's in a relationship and it isn't a perfect relationship, but it works
for them and they're growing, they're doing happily.
Right now, it's like you're comparing yours to like another couple, but the worst thing
that you could ever do is compare yourself to others because if you're learning and you're
improving and when Hums is coaching you, you're dropping 20 kills, then something about it is
right. And if you still feel that fire and now he's not going to try to dim it anymore,
then you got to be willing to say, you know what, I'll work through it and we'll make it work. Does
that make sense? Yes. Yes, it makes sense. So it might not be perfect, Muda, but it'll work for you
and that's what's going to matter
yeah
i want to get challenger one day
i told you i think you can get it in two three years
see now i have six months yeah i didn't i didn't i didn't
everything you said to this man just completely that was a test
Completely in one ear out the other ear
Two things that were wrong
Two things that were wrong there. Yeah, maybe you can maybe in two to three years
No, it's it's it's chopper. I don't I need a coach, but I don't know
He doesn't believe in me boys. I believe he won't like to believe are you guys wait wait wait
Things right there two wrong things and it's been 30 seconds
Muda wait give me a second give me a second
What bro hums if he told you he wants to hit masters what your timeline beyond masters?
Oh, did you I literally just said he can get challenge in two trees if he listens to me and he did I think I was just
Trollicking no no no no because you know it's like hums okay to give you an
Agi okay I'm not even put my head I'm dead ass I was being dead ass too okay so
but let me explain I was saying I like it how can I make a difference so I want you're in eight months
okay so hums let me explain it to you okay okay do I have permission to use a
sex analogy okay it's like imagine your partner comes up to you and she says
Hums, I'm going to be honest with you bro, like all these other couples, they make their
boyfriends nut in 5 seconds and with you it only takes 10 minutes, it's always 10 minutes.
Why don't you nut in 5 seconds with me?
And then it's like at one point she tells you, she's like, you know Hums, I'm going
to go in the gym every day, I'm going to become like the best version of myself, I'm going
to do everything I possibly can and one day I'll make you nut in 5 seconds.
And then it's like you would cheer that Hums and you would say, well you know what, 4-5
years in the gym and maybe we can get down to minute 30 but it's like right
there she wanted you to be delusional with her. Does that make sense? It's like
sometimes it's not about being realistic comes it's about sharing and
another person's vision so that you can be there with them. If you always make
things realistic. I understand what you're saying. Feed into their delusion, yada yada yada right? Even if you don't
correct but now let's use this as like a life example. What if somebody that you
love end up saying oh I want to like they're setting unexpected goals you
weigh 130 pounds and you're saying I want to be able to lift 700 pounds in
in the span of three months yada yada like it's so it's so unreal almost
impossible it could possibly hurt them though no yes these things wait wait
don't you think like say like what if somebody was 130 then they start lifting
heavy heavy heavy and then they break a bone or something like that you know
it hums mood is the streamer the more mentally ill the good legends you are
actually the better it is for his career does that make sense I'm not I'm not
I'm not like I'm really sad if he puts his mind to it he can get two three two
three years challenge yes and never but I don't know why he says that it says I
didn't like when JC asked you when he could get challenged and when did you say
I told them beginning of next season like seven months, it's all good, it's all good,
it's all good, it's all good.
I mean it's just listen Hamza you're an amazing player obviously, I mean you're literally
top ten I'm not going to say it out loud.
Wait, wait, wait, Muda before you throw in the towel, think about what you're doing here
because right now I need you to listen.
The thing is that we established that Hamza is going to try to work at your pace and he
might not be all there yet.
He might not be all there yet.
But he said he was going to try to come to your pace.
And now because he's not willing to match your level of delusion instantly, like before
when he said you're going to be the next faker, he gave you the answer that he thought you
wanted to hear.
You didn't like it.
Now he's giving you his answer.
You don't like it.
The problem right now, Muda, is that you're being a bit unreasonable because if you sit
there now and you're like, oh, you know what?
Like you don't believe in me enough, all this stuff, like it's not going to work, whatever.
But I was saying him getting it in two, three years is not believing him.
Wait, Muda, what did you get from that?
That was negative.
You asked me that question.
I said, yes.
Bro, I, listen, you just don't believe in me.
I said, you asked me.
Do you think I get to?
You just don't believe in my goals.
That's literally it.
You literally just asked me.
I asked you if I could become the next baker.
You said no.
Then I asked you, when do you think I can get challenger?
Do you think I get challenger?
You said, yeah, you said, yeah, maybe,
maybe in two to three years.
Yeah, maybe.
I don't hear anything.
Wait, what did you want to hear?
I'm done with yours.
I heard you hear, yes, easily, in one year,
Eight months one year. Yes, not a yeah, maybe yeah, maybe yeah, maybe yeah, maybe yeah
Maybe like I'm playing this game off stream at 5 a.m. Without you 5 a.m.
I'm staying up till 5 a.m. Sleeping for four hours so I can play this game
Do you not see how bad I want it? But no your answer is yeah, maybe bro. Listen, I'm not gonna say you're a shit player
But I'm not saying that my argument is not I'm never thinking of messing up. I don't really care what anything I'm a shit player
Not or shit. I don't listen. I you can say whatever you want
I'm not gonna fight. I'm just on I'm just on I see the way you the way you process things, right?
Yeah, like I literally said I think you can get it in two three years
But somehow you got that from a negative mood. I want to explain one thing to you
Yeah, I don't want you to understand that right now Muda listen me
Yeah, right now there are tens of thousands of players in their mid-20s that have been hard
stuck Diamond and Masters for years, even though they've quit school, quit their jobs,
and forego all family events just to rage queue League of Legends for 12 hours a day.
And this is what you have to understand that as you get higher, you are also going to be
competing with, right?
So it's like the thing about it, right, is that, yes, I understand that you're there,
you're like, I want you to sit there and have this like unwavering faith, but Hums also
wants to bring an approach, which could be good for you. Because the thing is right now,
Muta, that you're a dreamer. Hums is a realist. But sometimes, sometimes a dreamer needs a
realist to actually be able to achieve his goals. Because if he sits there and tells you all the
time, Muta, you're going to do it, you're going to do it, you're going to do it. And in the past,
you've always done it in all your other games. Then maybe that's not what you need this time
around. Destiny is here for a reason, Muda. Think about it. And sometimes what we don't
want to hear is what we need to hear so we can get to being the person that we need to
be. Do you understand? Yeah, I understand.
You should be a therapist. I know I'm not a need for a therapist.
You should be a therapist. If one day you just get bored of streaming, you know?
Yeah, okay. Good luck inside.
So listen, Muda. And this is for Humsu. Muda and Hums. This is what I'm going to want to do, okay?
Hums, you're going to have one of your editors. You're going to pay him $50.
He's going to make a montage of Muda. He's going to make a Muda montage of all his high plays.
And every day, when the stream starts, you're going to glaze him.
I want you every few days to sit there and to fucking play this montage and glaze him
glaze him and sit there and actually make him feel like he's the king.
Muda, I want you to understand that not everybody that you meet and sometimes not even the people
that you need to meet are going to be at the same level as you when it comes to how you're
going to view life or you're going to view all these things around you.
And sometimes rather than just getting rid of them, it's better to keep them around because
they bring you a different perspective that is necessary for your growth as an individual.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
Hums, do you understand?
Yes.
Alright, it's not tomorrow, the two of you, you have a date on the fucking rift.
Because I'm telling you right now, me and Jinxie, we're going to be coming for that
ass in silver, and then we're going to be coming inside of it once we hit it.
Do you understand me?
I understand.
Alright, so I'll leave you guys to it, because I got a fucking challenger to hit.
Okay, good luck, Dantas, thank you.
Alright, I'll see you guys.
I love you guys.
See you Dantas.
One thing I want to say I love you, bro. I appreciate it. If I dare your feelings, it
was not on purpose. I was taking out a joke. Never heard my feelings, bro. It's just like
it just hurts when you don't see my vision and you don't believe in my vision. Okay,
but the way I've always been, I've always been honest and straightforward with people.
And I can't just sit there and just like I don't like to
I feel like I didn't even know you had that asked about that shit too like personally I thought you were just joking like I was like
Oh, like I'm saying up off-street. Oh, you are dead ass like so like that's why I'm like confused and puzzled about all this
Oh, I generally don't know how your brain is like I just met you no offense and I don't really know how you are
So I didn't generally think you're gonna be better than faker or something. I thought it was all like a
You know like a facade is like
Like I'm staying up till like 5 a.m. Playing this game off stream like I can't go I respect that practicing my eq
Three alts in my sleep. I had a dream of League last night like bro
I want to hit challenger not just I don't want to I don't want to just hit challenger
No, I'm gonna go to Korea one day and get challenger and yes
This will take time, but I want to be the fastest human being on earth to ever reach challenger. Oh ever well
By doing that you also need to listen to what I would say or somebody in the future because if I were to say
That you need to bother you or something like that. You can't tell me no no no, right?
I think it'd be like we can bother you and start to be off stream. I don't want to I don't want to stream a
Bought of you, but I would love to
I told you I'd be down for that and I did
Yeah, I'm down for that. I'm down for anything. I feel like when I go on stream. I'm a character
I just want to be as entertaining as I can. That's fine. Like I'm telling you I'm I'm there to help you
But you also need to help yourself too at the same time. Yeah, I
Agree. Yeah, I agree. They just kind of like set me off the wrong way. I don't know
So you were that I so you were listen like I said, I apologize if I did but I did not
Maybe I don't read the room correctly, but I didn't expect it, but shit, but if you let's
say let's say I'm not gonna force you on this or anything like that, but if you want coaching
you could come to me if not that's all fine.
I'm not gonna be hurt by that.
So do what you want as well.
If you do want coaching, I'll be there.
Bro, I just, I don't just want to coach, bro.
I want like a brother, though.
Like I got you like I like I said like I need you to believe in me, bro
When I say I want to fly tomorrow, you know, okay
Like if I miss my EQ alt bro, and I want to die and you say you have AIDS and make fun of me
I want to strangle myself and kill myself on shrink and GTA 5. You got it. Well, that that's the thing why I missed out on I don't I
Like from what I understood from my past coaching as well
You never took shit seriously which is why I kind of confused and I was like okay
I can joke around him where I was I guess like when I was watching that stream on other people
or play with other people I kind of feel out the room, right and it felt like that
You I could be myself around you, you know. So it's like if you know
Oh there's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no bro I get called a terrorist and I get called Osama bin Laden
That's why I'm confused. No, no, no, it's because
No, no, no, it's because I can sense that you genuinely don't believe in me
And now what's pissing me off, but no, no, no, no, but I asked if I can get challenged me say two to three years
I want to pull a gun up and shoot myself. What do you do? Okay? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how is that wrong though?
I guess I'm gonna get in a year. I'm gonna get challenged in a year. It's not so three years
No, no, Bruno and Chala. Yes, but it's not it's not up to anyone else
It's literally up to me and you I will get challenger regardless
I will get genuinely get challenger within a year
And when I'm watching faker videos and I closed off and you say you're never gonna be faker like what is that I
Guess I will be faker. I'll be better than faker if I want it to be that's what I mean
Okay, I need you know my chat calls me Benjamin Nintz and Yahoo. They call me
Juvenies they call me. I'm from Juvenile. I can handle jokes. I don't care. We'll call me shit. That's fine
Well, so why okay, so okay?
Forget about why why did you feel like you were hurt by today though?
Because I flamed you if I flamed you in a joking matter before and mind you like the fact that I don't want to say
I never compliment you as well. No, no you
You've been like, I come all the time.
You do call him at me.
You call him at me.
All the time.
You do, you do, you do, you do, you do.
You do.
Okay.
You do.
I just, I just feel like.
So why today, you just didn't feel like.
Maybe I just saw how Don Tess was talking to Jinxie
and I got jealous because my coach doesn't do that.
I did.
Even during the coaching,
I was defending you when Jinxie was playing.
I was like, no.
No, I mean, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe I'm just jealous.
I did.
Maybe the way maybe the way Dauntest coaches, Jinxie is wrong.
I don't know, but I felt like they had more love than us.
Like, like he, he wanted us to have more.
Okay. Yes. Next time he just, I don't know, bro.
It's just, he just glazes him a lot, bro.
And I wish, okay, but I don't know if that's a good thing.
But it feels like it'd be nice to have that.
Yes, I agree. I agree.
Like it was a 2v1 and it turned into a 3v1.
Like, no, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes it was a 3v1.
Sometimes it was but then sometimes I was actually on your side and flaming jinx
Yeah, but the thing is, sometimes Jinxie was in the wrong and it was never a 3v1. It was always a 2v2.
No, when Jinxie was in the wrong, I would tell him that he was in the wrong.
No, when Jinxie was in the wrong. It was never a 3v1.
It was never a 3v1.
If Jixi jumped mid and fed my mid laner, he was like Blaine Mooda, Mooda is a terrorist.
Okay, I see what you're talking about.
Why wasn't it a 3v1 in that call?
Why wasn't it a 2v2?
It wasn't 2v2, but it was also a 3v1.
Bro, like I said, it was just, you know, I understand, I understand.
Fair enough.
Anyway, if you do want coaching, you can hit me up, all right?
I love you, bro.
Love you too.
Take care.
Have a good night.
Sleep well.
I love you.
Love you too.
Good night.
Sleep well.
Good night, brother.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Can we cue one game? Sure, let's cue. Can we watch? Yes, we can
Too much together Muda.
Open up the faker montage again.
What is needed to become a legend?
I'm gonna take your shit away!
Actually, Faker is different from you.
You gotta introduce yourself to Faker.
What is he talking about?
Yes.
You gonna be better than him one day?
Not this guy, but Faker.
You gonna be better than him one day?
That's a little... I'm gonna cry.
I just called you Dauntless. See? This is bad.
See? Like, you're glazing me and I'm calling you Dauntless now.
I'm gonna get some water, I'll be right back.
I'm so confused, I'm puzzled, how the fuck is happening, how confused.
My emotions are going like...
I'm confused.
Alright, we gotta write the character.
We gotta go back, okay? We gotta watch this guy again.
Cause I just called you don't. Yo!
Yeah, hello? Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Was I muted this entire time?
Yeah? Oh, sorry. We're gonna re-watch this, okay?
Okay, go.
Let's go.
What do you need to become a legend?
Actually, the bacon and the poop was different.
We gotta introduce you guys to Kaker.
It's a mess.
You can carry the game by yourself.
It's more of an anomaly.
If I get the camera, it's just how I look now.
G'ah, whoo.
Who is this?
That's your rival. You're gonna be better than him.
You're gonna be better than him.
Do I actually mean that?
If you put your mind to it, yes, I believe it.
Anybody could. I've done the thing.
But I think you're a fast learner.
Okay, stop all that shit, bro.
No, that's not...
No, no, no, no, no.
Fuck anyone else, so what do you mean anyone can?
Borough, let's go back.
What do you need to become a legend?
Actually, Faker is different from D.R.
We got an entry, so you guys can fake it.
It's a fucking game.
You can carry the game by himself.
Game over with an anomaly.
You better than that guy, Mooda!
Fuck him!
Fuck that guy!
If I could suck your dick, it's so you're not all over my eyes, I would right now.
Yeah, you're such a nice and big.
Whoa, that's what I need, bro.
This guy, he's not good. He's not good. Fuck him.
He got carried all the way to fucking worlds.
Yeah, he's not good.
I can be better than this guy one day.
Yes, you. Not everybody. You.
You you mother you say wallah you say I could be mechanically better than this guy one day
Let's talk for a lot either by the come stop for a lot stop very much
Don't say that you will be a pure and gone. What is it guy?
Actually, Faker is different from D.R.I.P.
We got introducing guys to Faker.
What's your name?
It's a f***ing D.R.I.P.
You need to carry the game by yourself.
The game more of an anomaly.
This guy ain't shit, Moodle!
Hamza, listen to me.
Yeah?
Wallah, if I dropped everything in my life right now and played League for 8 to 12 hours a day,
Wallah I can be mechanically better than faker wallah. He's not good. He's mechanics. He's isn't even good
So I swear. Okay, so say wallah. I can be mechanically better than faker if I put my own to it. I
Can't say wallah
I saw some people you know you're gonna lose a guy
Actually, Faker is different from Dong.
We got it, you guys are faker.
It's f**king me.
You can carry the game by himself.
Get more of an anomaly.
Hey dog.
You can carry the game by himself.
Get more of an anomaly.
One day, if they don't speak about you, you see K-Draw?
He's the number one co-streamer.
You plan on going pro one day. No
Why not? Because I don't want to go pro. I never want to go pro in any game
I've got but if you want to prove if you want to prove that you're better than faker
You have to go pro. No, no, I don't want to go pro. I don't want to go pro
Why but that that accomplishes your goals. No, no, no, I don't want to go pro. I
want to be
Muda I want to be the chosen one. All right fuck one. I don't go pro. I want to go right
I can wallahi I can go pro and bounder it right now and be the best player in the world right now
Wallahi all my entire chat some life may God kill us all if I'm lying
I can be the best about our player in the world right now if I wanted to I have it in me
I it's not I'm already I already am okay
I believe the same way listen. I was just like you when I went pro for one split. I guess I was the best as well
That's what I got. Okay, I still think I still think I am so I don't want it
And you know what, one lie, believe that one lie is serious.
I believe you that I believe you know what, but maybe it's, I don't know why it's just how my brain is, but yes, I 100% think Hamza, you can be the best playing the world.
Now, listen, I want to say one lie can be mechanically better than the faker if I put my all into it.
But why do I have to say one lie to that?
I can't because, okay, so you don't believe.
No, it's not that I don't believe in you.
It's not like, what if you don't?
What if you don't I'm saying what you're all into it. I'm just saying
Why am I saying wallah to something?
I'm just saying hypothetically if I put my all into it
Would I become better than faker? That's what I'm trying to say
That's what I'm trying to say
Do you think if I dropped everything in my entire life I put 12 hours into this game
They actually become better than faker and mechanically one day. Yes, you know
Well, here's the thing, how long do you think he's going to be playing?
My brain doesn't even think like that, though.
So you think you're gonna, so in your head,
you think you're gonna be better than him in one year?
No.
No.
And then how long, what's the time span on this?
It was an hypothetical answer, I didn't even think that.
What's the time span on this?
It wasn't, it wasn't, it was, there was no time answer.
I didn't even think that.
Oh, so like just in general,
I think anybody can be better than,
I think anybody, yeah.
I think if you put, what?
What?
Anyone, here comes anyone again, bro.
I think anyone can be better than Faye.
I
Bro it's all good, bro. It's okay house. Let's drop the bit bro. It's not even wash the game
It's just I'm gonna play a game anymore. Honestly. Well, that's okay
But did you dodge? No, I didn't I just got auto-filled dodging your Friday role
It was just more of care if you dodge and it says you know it just says if I play one more game
You know you get double LP when you when you get our foot you're not so dodged. Did you dodge?
No, no, I played that game. They auto-filled me support and I took top lane and we won that game
Home, okay
You don't play I don't know bro. You don't even believe in you
Are there you ask?
Okay, listen, I believe in you if you put in the work for it, right?
Hey, but how do I know?
I'm just saying, in a world, in a world, in a world,
if I played for 20 years, every day, 12 hours a day,
did I become better than Faker?
Yeah, anybody could, yeah.
Woulda could, especially.
You know, I have all these posters in my room.
I have a jersey that says the chosen one.
I have Naruto plastered all over my room.
I stay up till 5 a.m. off stream playing League of Legends.
Why do you want him to say it?
Because if the guy that's coaching me
doesn't believe that I can be the best player,
then why don't I just enter this battle alone?
Why don't I just enter this battle alone?
Joanne, but you're in the car with me.
Joanne, but you're in the car with me
and your mental is down.
And I say, you have the most,
you have the most,
you can be anyone you wanna be.
And you have insane potential.
Joanne, isn't that good?
Don't you, what did you want me in your corner?
No, I don't want a yes man.
Fuck a yes man.
I just want him to truly believe as much as I believe.
No, I don't want to yes ma'am, fuck a yes ma'am.
I'm buying alcohol tonight, bro.
Not a problem.
I guess maybe at the end of the day, no one will be as delusional as you. Maybe that's what it is.
Maybe that's what it is, bro. Maybe no one will be as delusional as you because it's you.
And maybe that's what it is. And maybe I'm asking too much of my coach,
but so why is Don Tess as delusional as Jixi?
What do I even want a head challenge for, bro?
Maybe I should just give up my dream, too.
Are you crying bro?
Are you deadass?
Are you crying?
No.
Somebody say you're crying.
Muda, listen, I did tell you this already.
Like, you are definitely a special bronze player, Muda.
You know that right? I told you like you're not the average ball player, which is why I
Hold on one second. There's a don't know going on. I can't hear myself think right now
Muda I
Told you from the beginning that it's why I taught you freezing
Because you learned more than the average person, which means you're just different than others
you're a fast learner. AdLone shows you're special, which is a very good thing. You are the chosen one.
So that means you can be challenger in a year. If you put your mind to it, you can get it.
You don't have the mind for that? Yes, I have the mind for that. And if I don't have the mind for that, I have the heart for it.
Well, there you go. That's all you need. So do you think I can become better than Faker? Yes. Do you think I can become better than Faker?
Hello? Hello? Is it on? Do you think I can become better than Faker? Yes, you could.
Yes. In 2010, 1, 5, you know? Do you think I can become better than Faker? Yes. Insha'Allah.
Do you think I can become the best player in the legends? Insha'Allah. Yes. I believe
Yes, you could because you're a fast learner like I said, inshallah
I've never said no times I'm gonna open up your stream. I might have it sitting your camera
And this is actually gonna dictate for gonna push me out. I'm not even like put for me anymore
Do you think I could become
Look at the camera.
Do you think I can become better at faker?
Yes.
Look at the camera.
You're making me laugh. I'm a nervous laugh.
I have a nervous laugh. I swear.
You're actually making me laugh.
I
Yeah, how how can I keep a straight face? He made me laugh
We're gonna watch this video
What are you making me laugh like bro? I can't keep a straight face. We're gonna watch this video, bro
And
I'll show you some video, okay?
What up?
You're not like the others, you know that, right?
Out of everybody that creates...
You're probably the best one.
I'm one I can recall.
Are you ready?
How does that sound?
Yes.
Yeah, let's go.
Just yes?
Fuck you mean just yes.
You ready to watch some video?
Yeah, I'm ready.
What do you need to become a legend?
Actually, Faker was different from Dongnip.
He's a bastard.
He really knows how to play games.
I thought he was more than 5 or 6 years old.
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.
A little bit more.
Yep, my guy.
You know who he is?
No.
That was my rival.
I said I was going to be better than this guy.
His name is Ruler.
I said I was going to be better than him.
Nobody believed me.
I still think I am.
Put me at an even state.
I still think I am, but I never got the opportunity to go pro, only once, but then I got f**ked
over.
But if I get, if I got another shot, if somebody gave me another LCS shot, I'll make it to
Worlds and beat him, still to this day.
See, my entire chat is saying you're delusional and that you're f**king ass and this guy's
They're in their fries and everything.
And maybe I should just take your own advice
and just side of the shot.
But in my head, I believe you.
I believe you.
I bet I was thinking I am too.
Yeah.
So if you think that I am as well,
then I think the same for you as Faker though.
Because if you have the same passion and drive,
Like, I definitely couldn't have taken it, so I should be here.
I don't have any confidence, but I don't know what to do.
Seven years of doubt? Am I still good enough?
I just championed right there
They're pro gamers, they're so much better than me
One more, one more, one more, come back!
Oh my god, bro, so much oil, I get goosebumps every time I wash, I get so much oil
Bro, you know Zyr? He's literally known for his Zyr
Is it any known?
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Muro, you can be known for a yone
That's what I want, that's what I want
I wanna be known for my yone
You can be known for a yone, he's known for his Zyr
What is here?
Well, you can be better.
You ready?
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's all I need.
Ready?
Ready.
I know a chemical damage kit.
We pound it strong.
Let's go.
That is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Will there ever be another faker?
Not another faker?
Not another faker?
A BETTER faker.
No.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
How do you pause?
Can't hear you.
Who made this video?
Huh?
Who made this video?
I don't know, I think Riot.
Is really a Riot game official one?
She fucking said no.
Huh?
I
Love
How's that are you ready to queue up?
Why would I queue up you got a queue up? Yeah, are you ready like for us to queue? Oh?
Yeah
I
One game
Listen, that's one game one game, but give it your all. We need to make it to silver
before
Jinxie and Dante's
Okay, Danny. Yes, I think I swear down my joy which means I'm not playing six hours a day every day you
That's not enough. I need at least 12
You said you want it right you said you want to be better than faker in one year, right?
You're not gonna get better than them unless you're doing 12 or 18. You know Koreans
in the average time they play
Take a guess how much take a guess
12 hours a day they play 16 hours
See, I need a life though. I need to go to the gym. That's it. Well, fuck everything else
I just need Jim though. Well, you say you want to be better than fake or so. Let's do that then no so put in up put in the work
See that the thing is though. Okay, I just didn't go to the gym. That's it
Okay, you can go to the gym, put 16 hours, correct?
And then you go sleep, wake up, rinse and repeat,
for the whole year.
That's what it's gonna take to be better than Faker in a year.
Okay, I got it, down, okay, done.
All right, let's go.
Okay, but listen, what do we start doing?
What's tomorrow's plan before we cue this game
to get silver before they do?
What is our plan?
Um, tomorrow, I'm supposed to be going out to get something for eight, eight outfit.
So I'm not sure how long I can do tomorrow.
So we'll see.
I'll be able to hit you up.
You'll be able to play for six plus hours.
Easily.
Huh?
Okay.
I'll even do it on stream as well.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I think no troll, like no troll, no troll, no troll, you're better than Jinxie.
But he just plays easier champions.
Yeah, I agree.
So because he plays easier champions, he's gonna probably like climb fast, but he's
gonna plateau eventually.
So how do we get to silver before him though?
If you adapt to what I teach you then yes.
We had to play, he said coaches is available, so that means we could literally hover my
gameplay all day, every day.
How many hours of League of Legends should we play playing every day so we reach silver?
My guy, you know how long I play every day?
How much?
I play at least eight hours of League every day.
At least eight, and I play all stream.
If you're not going to put in the work yourself, like, if you really, really want it, you've
got to play practice too.
10 CS a minute.
So when I'm not here, practice 10 CS a minute.
Swear to God.
Okay, done. Put your word where your mouth is.
Okay, done.
Okay, so you're going to go to practice every day and do 10 CS a minute?
You're going to do that?
Flo, are you going to do that?
I have a better idea. I have a better idea.
My friend's Plot 1.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to go to a practice tool, 1v1.
practice poking him while maintaining Tensias.
Perfect, even better.
Thank you.
Even better.
That way it's fun and it's also, it's good.
That's perfect.
That's even better.
Okay.
You ready?
That's a lot harder though.
It is a lot harder, but you know what?
It'll get the job done.
I agree.
You know what?
Go ahead.
Cue up.
So how much hours do we lock in every day then?
Tomorrow.
Well, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, I'm not sure how long, but it's not gonna be as much,
the day after I can do as long.
So I'm saying what's our schedule every day,
kind of typically.
Every day can do easily six, at least,
at least, at least six.
Six hours minimum of League of Legends.
The least, that's the least.
I can go on for a long time.
Okay, so six hours minimum every day.
Okay, ready?
Yes, let's go.
I need to play my song, girl, okay?
No, no, no, no, no, okay.
Before we get to the game, before we get to the game.
Okay, yeah.
If we're in-game, you can't play your music, so...
Alright, I get it.
I have to go after this game, so...
Done, only one. I'm getting up after this.
Yeah, cause like your brain's gonna be overloaded as well.
Hamza, I wanna be your prodigy, bro. You understand me?
I wanna be J.C's rival.
I wanna be J.C's rival. I want this shit to last until we're both challenger.
I wanna rule the J.C. You understand me?
I wanna be so high, I'm about to...
You're better than him already.
You're better than him already.
You're better than him already.
What the gold goes higher?
Forget Jinxie for a second.
Shoot for the stars.
Finish the rest.
This will say in for the movie.
And there are birds that are running to a school when the fire is in its own
Now get to stop fire, cuz
They're just gonna die!
When they come upon you!
The next service is good.
And they hear you screaming, love's turning
We're gonna drop the drums!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh pause it you know I actually have dreams I'm not gonna tell you that I'm
on stage and everyone's screaming out Hamza Hamza Hamza I'm not telling you
yeah I like that bro I like that and that's why I'm not gonna imagine that's
you mood up mood up after your solo kill faker just imagine that for a second has
anyone ever solo killed faker before yeah all the time I bro I got you know I
I got a pencil killer and fakers game any ping me any honor me really yeah he
basically he basically respected me because I got a pencil pencil in his
game so I got
Let me play a song again, okay?
Go ahead.
Bro, stop shooting yourself in the foot.
That's easy.
You can get challenges.
that's the easy part forget about that that's not hard what did we say shoot
for the stars
I think easily easily just breeze through some bro yesterday he was dropping 20
kills in solo 4. She's dropping 20 kills in solo 4. MVP, MVP.
Fuckin' not yelling at me, let him know. Fuckin' not yelling at me.
Wait, wait, wait, here. Listen, look up Rives.
There's so much crack inside of this, bro.
Why, Legends never die in this weird Rives, though.
Have you listened to Rives?
Yeah, I have, bro. Like, Legends never die in this weird Rives, though.
To be honest, Legend of Dying is actually good, but I think I like it more.
This game is dropping 15 kills.
Okay, I like this.
No.
This game is dropping 15 kills at least.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Aim for the stars, what, what?
Shoot for the stars, aim for the moon.
Shoot for the stars, aim for the moon.
Shoot for the stars, aim for the moon.
I want, I want 20.
Train that, train, train, train, train, train, train, train.
I want 20.
Okay, wait, let me see your runes real quick.
Okay.
Okay, wait, let me see your room real quick.
Okay, good.
Alright.
This is fun.
Alright, I'm going to use your bathroom.
Yes.
Give me one minute, okay?
Go back.
I'm going to listen to music.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Would a plate awaken?
Chats!
Eight months to a year from now, I will have a challenger, I will have a challenger, you understand?
Whether you guys believe me or not, whether it happens or doesn't, the dream will still be in my head.
I want to do
Hello!
Hello!
What's the music?
That's it.
That's it.
All right.
Lock in time.
Lock in time.
Lock in time.
Lock in time.
Okay?
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
You good?
Yeah.
I know everything about Echo.
You know everything about Echo.
Do you need me to tell you about anything about Echo?
We're taking this just seriously now.
No.
Echo is getting out of here.
Okay.
What are you going to do with it?
Okay.
Go to it.
First off.
What's escape escape go to your game or go to game or interface interface
Just go down go down down
Down
This is everyone party ally and all like pre-made only party
What does that mean
I don't want you to chat to anybody, you need to really lock in, okay.
So Echo, he's going to press Q, always shut up the wave, okay.
What you do is, when he's auto-ing these minions, you can walk up and test it.
Do you understand what that means?
Yeah, yeah.
So, if he's walking up auto-ing, you want to bully him for that.
Don't just let him take the wave, yeah, you can fight him.
That's okay. It's the fact that you went for it. So anytime he goes for anything make sure you take something from him
Because he wants to hit level two. You get by them. Don't be scared. You can walk up. Don't click back only forward
Yep, you kill him. Yep. Very good. Nice
That's fine, that's fine. He's very choked out
So remember the orb walking out selling you when you auto and move auto move when you see more of that, okay?
you can't really do anything here because the wave already crashed so what
you could do is go go all the way to the top right yep that's also a fun word but
usually doesn't you always want to ward their raptors you know a raptor's is yeah
this that's right the one right top right of you
I'll explain it more later okay that's fine you're level three so be careful yes
Yeah, it's making fun. Oh, you fight it. You fight it. Hey, you're W
That's one get your W pop your pot
So I fight this
You you need your e first he can keep you watch are you so echoes a person champion?
You remember the ring thing that I was telling you
Yeah, how on the third one it explodes right? Yes, so that's a bursting champion
But you win at what point do you win when I E back?
No, what like what is the kit of Yoni you win long trades?
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, WW and then just like take a little bit to shrink it out
So he's resetting okay get the first two and then press B. Press B out to get in this
That's fine. So because he reset and he's gonna come back more healthier. You want to also reset to match his reset terrorist
Okay, you have to stay now try to get the wave
So normally when you want to be you want to be away from the minions. Oh, that's good. Very good
Very good. That was amazing. That was amazing. So his E basically dashes onto you
Okay, get these minions and then just reset be careful. He could press E on you. Yeah, I'm ready for flash
You could be this E. Get ready
If he's you make sure you flash back so he dies for it make sure you press W as well, okay
You can stay you can say your jungle is coming. So you see your jungler's coming. You could stay you can stay
Yeah but I'd rather just go back because I know what he's gonna like.
Your jungler's saying you can walk up.
You can watch out, you're careful.
If you hit him there, he was dead by the way.
So when your jungler is always coming, you always want to be able to react to it fast.
Okay?
So right now, look at his health. See how healthy he is?
He hasn't reset yet.
on the map try to show the wave right now you can show he's very low you look
over yep you can one shot him you two three
okay you can get use your EQ at the tip use it at the tip you just press W
you fight him that's fine he's pressing night that's fine he wasted his night he
He can burst you right now, so I don't know if you want to take this flick.
He can kill you.
If you think you're mechanically good, he's going to press E and kill you.
If you react with your W and ignite and shoot, you kill him.
So right now you're limit testing.
If you press E, Q, you're dead.
So, but, this is really a flick.
Wait for your jungle.
Just play back.
Play back.
Right now you want to play back.
Don't flip it.
Your jungle's about to come, so you can just wait for it.
So he's leaving because he saw the jungle coming
So he's very low
You could surprise with a ER and ult if you want but make sure if you miss you press E back as as soon as possible
You know I would flip it
You could but sometimes you don't even need your minions you don't even need your Q
He's about to get level 6 soon as well. Be careful.
Should do it fast.
That's fine. W.
Flash. Flash out.
Perfect. He's dead.
Hit him, hit him.
Nice, smoother. Nice, nice, nice. Good job.
That's fine.
It's the fact that you went for it, okay?
That was not bad.
So, so...
You don't have to always get your Q3 to look for an all-in.
Yeah, sure.
So, it's the fact that you went for an ER, you can still kill him.
Make sense?
Don't be scared to take fights even if without your Q3.
Got it?
Yeah, got it. I just always miss my ults, bro. I always miss my ults.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That mechanics comes over time.
It's the idea of getting to that point. Mechanics is something that I can't teach you,
but you learn more when you play. You can fight him. Walk up to him.
Up to you. I see. Oh, you could have cast him. So remember the dagger at the top, okay?
So I could have killed him there?
Yeah, you could have took the kill, but you already killed him.
I want you to Q3 the whole way. Perfect. W the whole way. That was perfect. That was good.
When you're pushing, you want to use your ability to push everything. Good. Q3 that turret. Get the plate.
I'll go back. That's it. That's it. That's it. Spend your build. Spend 500 gold.
Walk all the way back so you can't stop your base. This is fine.
What did you say? It doesn't matter. You want to spend your gold
because you're going to make it back in time. Oh, you didn't have to stop your client.
No, I don't know.
It's okay, like, this thing.
The reason why I said to go back,
he's gonna W, you saw that.
You see that echo clone right there, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That thing is a big circle.
And if he lands it on you,
it stuns you for a very, very long time.
Scared, what?
Got it?
Yeah, got it.
Okay.
So what should you do here now, Mota?
Just tell me, I'm gonna be honest.
Just tell me.
Yeah.
What else did I teach you?
Like you didn't like.
Freezing.
Exactly.
This is where it comes in handy, but you know how to do it, right?
So try not to hit these minions.
If you don't hit these minions, it's gonna push in you.
Careful of W, it's gonna stun you.
See how long the stun is, he pointed you.
Yeah, it's ultimate.
Be careful of his clone, he's on the clone.
Yeah, I see it, I see it.
Stay away from that.
Staying away from it.
That's a big, big bomb.
Where for your E?
Drag it a little bit more back.
Drag it a little bit more back.
Yep.
There you go, that's perfect.
That is perfect, okay?
Now you put for eq3 and w and then back out
Run one
Okay, just run wmw
Oh, you live with my HP, okay, so that's just mechanical misplays and that's fine, but if you land that you win it
Okay, what then what you three, but when you press either don't put yourself in a bad position when you press your e
Because you always have to go back to it. You saw the echo he avoided you, but went straight to your e
Yeah, where you're gonna go back. Yeah, so he's playing the matchup good
Does that make sense yeah, yeah, yeah
So just remember when you press e you're in a safe position. That's why I say eq at the tip
Okay, cuz then you just go back if you fuck up. It's like it's like a get out of jail free car
It's sense yes
So here you can try just wave and maybe look for a roam does not make in the way
You three everything
Yep, do that
Okay, look top and look top robot. So right here's where you roll. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on
Like this is fine
But you can look for a better opportunity on us on the lanes because your wave is not fair and he's not gonna fight you
So take the dragon. Take the dragon. Hit the dragon with it. It's your jungle
Save your q3 as well. Hit the q. Hold it. Hold it. Going. Going. Going
Knight him. Let me eat. Let's see if I see
Very good
Careful, careful.
I tried, I tried.
Can I even, I don't even know, I just died.
That's not a fault, that's not a fault, that's not a fault, that's okay.
They're bot lane rotating for your bot lane, but usually you always want to press E when you're fighting.
Always press E because it's extra damage, right?
True.
Would I have done anything though if I E'd there?
You would have got more damage, maybe you could probably outplay the Echo, but I think you were still dead because you're bot lane didn't rotate.
Right?
Yeah.
Maybe peace at last.
I would get a dagger which one so like
Can I even get a dagger here? I don't think so
I know I mean I would have gotten a long story cuz you know you get shield bow eventually
So usually when you're sitting on 350 gold like right now you can't get a recurve bow or pickaxe there's 450 and 875
But what you could do is get a component for your next item. It's sense
Show me a combo here good good
So bite him don't let's get it bite him
hold out
we'll fight him, hold hold hold
time
oh nice
kill him kill him with it
nice
very good very good
very good, okay what should we do here now
uh, hit death then take it to the fuck out
you don't have TP
but you want to shove the wave because he's what
he's dead he's dead
good, 2,3 and W edge died
so when you want to press W, how do you get the whole minion
Where would you press W there?
You press it all the way like to the side to the side of all the minions
Press E and then go all the way back more back more back. He's probably gonna stop your base here. Huh?
Not gonna stop your base here
See that's why I said to go all the way back. Okay, so now you're wasting more time you lost time
You see cuz now you can shove the wave and fortunately lose the wave you could stay or you use or you reset up to you
I
Would say here cuz you also in any way just say say for this now you need to say okay do your e trick
I'll tell you what to do it when it's like 865
Go out go out go out
Okay, yeah
Up
That's fine good now move a hover over your W
Do you see that triangle?
Yeah.
So what's the best way to hit all the minions and that triangle on the side when it's all
clumped up?
Like, look, if you look, that's fine, that's good, take more trade, yeah, perfect, perfect,
that's a short trade, that's good.
So what you want to do is use your W on the side so it's everything, not in front because
then it's not going to hit the ones in the back, makes sense?
Yeah.
Crash his wave, because he wants to reset.
Don't do it.
Okay, don't eat here, because he hasn't, there's no point in running here.
There's no pressure.
You want to just keep eating it.
Yeah, so here's a time where you're like, should I get the turret and play for myself,
or do I play for my team?
Like, look at the map for a second.
Are you looking?
Your Echo wasn't there, there's no minions.
You have two options, I mean three options, you can push mid or go top or bot.
And that is up to you based on the map.
Does that make sense?
What did you understand what I just said or no?
I'll repeat it if you didn't.
Okay I'll explain it more after this wave.
You can look for a fight, it's okay.
You're really strong right now, you can still fight him.
Just be careful of his W.
You can fight him.
Remember, he's burst.
He's burst, you can burst it, he's...
Yep, yeah, really, walk up, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, good.
Now back, back, back.
Ooh, that's not a dash, almost.
I was going to divide in ults, because I thought I would have killed him.
How did he get health there?
He's ultimate, heals him.
Oh, I did not know that.
Are you feeling ballsy? If you land an ultimate on him, you can kill him.
Yeah, but don't I just get destroyed by a turret?
You have full HP, but you need to land your abilities.
So right there,
you can still kill him.
ER here ER
You see how you walk back you cancel base so you waste the time even move
There you go
Q3 everything I want you to be up. No
You want to W on the side so you hit all of them
Remember look at the radius on your W. Oh you kill him
I
Say boom that's a good perfect. Get get get the turret. What is that mother thing?
That's it let your nothing right very good very good very good big M very good. Okay. Now what you do here?
What a w from the sides of you w it's all the mingles like this
Yes, yeah, you shall it's all of it. Yes. Yes. Just like that. Just like that
Okay, now what I was explaining to you is about the roam time get the fork and not create no no get great get great get great
What? Really?
Refund, refund, refund, undo.
Get the cloak and a long sword.
No, no, on shield mode.
Still left.
The right item.
You see how there's a components cloak and a long sword?
Yes.
Why don't I just buy this?
You can't, you don't have enough gold.
Oh, so what did I normally buy?
You bought a, it automatically made you buy a pickaxe.
Cause Riot made it so you spent all your gold when you right click.
Which is a good feature, but you don't always need it for Yone.
Because you prioritize crit more than 80 for the beginning, okay
Hey, here's some the way to look for a dragon play there at dragon right now. Okay. Yeah, look dragon. Look dragon. Go dragon
No, you can't you can't you can't you can't go back
Now you could yes very good
Very good. You still maybe the free? Yes, they're very low, Muda. You have your board, you're very strong.
Muda, get a hit. Get a hit. I want to see one for it. Go. He's in that bush. He's in that bush.
Mike's in here. Keep going. Keep going. Chase him. He's dead. He's dead. Get the bears. Oh no. That's it. That's it. That's it.
No, I could have killed all of them, bro. I shouldn't have eaten back without wasting my flash there.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, but you realized it. Okay, but here's the thing with that and also my sheet back at my Q3
Yeah, yes, yes, but it's okay because you still went for it
Because you went for it. It's your idea that you go in for these plays iron players bronze players several places
They don't go for 1v4. They say 1v4. Oh, I can't do it
What's the fact that you go for it? Okay, because you got your your your item your limit testing it
Yeah, you mechanically play it bad, but if you constantly limit test you eventually get it, right?
Your sense. Yeah
Okay, where should you go here? Where should I go right here?
top
There's people down. Oh, I should go bought and then pinkies guys can go here
Yes, good. You should go bottling or tops normally not like right here like right here
It's different you would go toppling here because your ball is the one say bought and you missed your toppling sweat made
Right, but this is still fine
Normally you want to say you want to say to the bot. Okay, it's fun
Very good crash
Ping your pink up control left pick the route control it
No, no, no, no, no, don't drag just control up
That's all
Yep, just like that like on her like honor in the yep on the champion
Yeah, you see when you do it it tells her to get out, but she's trolling
The reason why I say for her to get out is because she's taking an XP
And she's taking her gold right now on the turret
It's that so try to ping her back ping her back again
You see ourselves. Wait, look at the chat real quick. Look at the chat. Oh shit. What do you say?
It says Yone signals rel to fall back. So anytime you want someone to get out you ping them to get out
Got it? She's taking an xp, she should be middling with the ADC. Your job should be on sidelines.
Okay. You can fight him. You're really strong. You can fight him.
Careful at W.
See how it throws it in three seconds
and he lands on it and stuns you.
Yeah.
You're all coming towards you Muto.
You should be careful now.
Press B.
Not yet.
You need 200 gold.
What should we do?
I would stay here.
I would stay and just be sneaky.
How would you be sneaky here?
Right here.
Yeah.
On that bush, hey?
You can E R.
I'm gonna kill him.
Kill him.
Nice, Muda, nice!
Maybe they're gonna come try to kill you.
Fight him, fight him!
Nice, kill him, kill him, kill him, Muda!
Nice, Muda!
That's my boy!
I told you, you got the mechanics, Muda!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
That was you, you just won me three!
Muda!
Yes.
Fuck you mean yes?
Wait, wait, wait, we fun, we fun, we fun, no, no, no, we fun, undo, undo, there you go.
Yo-Nay, Pantheon is great.
You see that, look, bottom left, look at your bottom left.
Yeah, right here, right here, right here.
80%, that attacks me.
Oh, bad.
Under it, it says 80%.
Yeah, right here, right here.
Armor.
That's armor.
Quick, quick, quick, here, 80.
It says critical strike.
So when you're playing Yasuo Yo-Nay, you should play drag.
Correct, good macro, very good macro.
So now it doesn't come up for 46 seconds.
Okay, I don't want to kill time to 40 seconds, what the fuck would I do that, I'm just farm mid or some shit?
You can farm mid or go bot, your top lane is mid, so you go bot lane, farm something, you don't want to just do nothing, always you need to be proactive to something.
Yeah, I don't ever be AFK, I don't ever be AFK.
Usually the higher elo's you go, you want to set up wards and don't let them walk in, don't let them take space, like you know how in Valorant you use smokes and like, you don't let them entry, somebody to entry with initiators, it's the same thing with me, don't let them enter, because you can let them enter, they have more space.
Correct?
Yes.
That's what you want to set up one minute before an objective.
Okay, now it's coming up in 8 seconds. They're probably in the jungle.
They're probably gonna see them here.
They're 1v4. Now I don't think they're strong.
Hold.
W.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
You know how much damage I did? 4.4k.
You just did 4.4k. You're so fucking strong, and you just won before them.
Was that good?
That was good, yes, that was good.
It was kind of a flick play.
But because you were so strong, it worked.
You played it good, yes, that was good.
That was good, very good.
Okay, where should you go now?
After getting the dragon.
You're probably going to take the dragon, right?
Drag, right now.
I mean, play top because Baron's available.
There you go good, and you don't have TP so usually midlands they run TP. No get the pickaxe
Get the pickaxe you don't want to sit on that much gold, okay?
All right, take the teleporter at the right. Wait stop stop stop go back go back go back
Yeah, teleport. Yes, it's always on two sides. So because you guys have Hextech first tab
So because the soul is Hextech you guys are teleporters so
this might be a little bit more information but
depending on what the soul is, it's depending on how the map will be and
what extra stuff they have on the map. For Hexite, you got two telepathy. This guy's
obviously on the stream. You're a dick, brother. You're an actor. Suck my dick.
I didn't know he was on the stream. Reported, reported, reported. Press side and
report it. The X-Men 20. It's on the stream side of me, by the way.
Teens have a dodge. Yeah, Teens have a dodge, that's it. Press submit, submit, submit. That's it.
But I just fly some top of you just fly some top of you. He's really strong. Okay, so there's no on the map right now, correct?
Here you guys might fight okay behind you so not even that was the map. That's all
Yo, I'm not gonna lie. I want you to let us and just try to to be full of them to be final
No, you guys are really strong
If you knew what their abilities do and what your ability does, you kill them all then.
So, you know what I told you, your ultimate is unstoppable, right?
Yeah, maybe I ult before all that and find my ult.
You should ultimate the moment you know they're about to stun you.
It sense?
Yeah.
So, so that Echo W, you know he stuns you, right?
Yeah.
East.
So, before he lands on you, before it lands, press your ult.
So, you're gonna get stunned but your ultimate goes off.
Is it bad?
True.
Is it bad to take Baron here when everyone's dead? Is it better just to plush?
No, no, no, your teammates should go Baron here.
Really?
Like this is bad macro. Your teammates should go Baron here.
This right here, your teammates should go Baron.
The whole team is dead.
You can still do it. Go take teleport. You can still do it. It's 12 seconds. Go, go, go.
Your teammates need to rotate though, but the thing is they're not rotating.
By the way, your top lane is smurfing.
This guy, oh, wow.
Let us see us down. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes
Yeah, it's tensius a minute, but that's not that impressive. It's really not okay
You can easily do that. That's the that's the first thing you should learn when it comes to playing lead
It's why I wanted you to practice will learn that
Okay
So while I'm not here try to practice that
That's that's regular okay
That's just the minimum of like a smurf that's a minimum
But you could do that too.
The only thing is because he's a smurf that you can't do it.
What they can do, you can do it even better.
You know you can buy him, you can have more CS than that.
I love that.
I love it, I feel like I'm fucking out too.
You don't always have to go back with your E.
Keep fighting if you don't think it's a threat, right?
Yeah.
But you see that pipe E, that dash thing you see is other clone?
If whatever's in between that, it stuns you.
And you know how your E.
Careful, careful. You can't see anything. We can help him out.
Come on, come on, come on. You can help him.
You can fight.
How are you? Oh my god, oh my god, move on.
No. Oh my god, if you land that Q, you can kill Echo as well.
That was really good though. That was really good.
You killed, you literally killed him. You killed three people.
Look how many damages did. Yeah.
What are your damage?
Where do I see that? Where's my damage?
Pop left.
You did 6.6k.
Where did you see that I'm the only right next to your character. Oh my god. It is 6.6k
Like even when you don't get kills you got two of those kills. We could kill the F as well, right?
Be this six points. He's getting a little low. I need a flow
I can't wait. I can't wait until I stop button-mashing and slow once I start flowing. Oh my god
I know I know that sounds like you got it, bro when you're playing yasuo yonai, it's all flow
It isn't like other like y'all so you only you have to be smooth because if you miss an ability it costs a lot
Okay, their champions a lot more skill expressed than other champions for reasons
They've self-ordered at the bottom. So right now you want to play the one at the bottom bottom one over here. Sorry
Where should you go now drag?
Very good. Press tab
You have so you have one dragon you need four guys
Yes, you got much right now
I'm not really CS'ing a lot right now, I'm just going for it, like is that bad?
It's bad, but that's something you need to learn, like you need to learn how to CS while being harassed and lean, you know?
Do I just say you know? I'm just gonna sit here and just fuck it.
You can do the dragon, yes.
So what this does is that you are guaranteed to get stuff even if you into play like if
you let's say you let's say you guys lose a team play it's okay because you guys got
objective. Objectives help you win the game more. It gives you a lot of stats.
Okay, go for EQ. Go, go, go. There you go. Oh my god! 4 men are... 4 men are... Nice! Very good! Very good. Perfect. Perfect.
Now, bro, you just gotta 4 men are. Go. But I fucking was perfect! I think the
best he's dead you got a four man are you y'all broke you got a four man are
okay how do I explain that in Valentine's case I meant that's it's more than
an ace like imagine just entered on jet and you just knifed four people and
then got out that's what you just did
I swear to God he's gonna be sober easily make this shit more challenging 8,000s agency
Make it to first attempt.
Holy shit.
Bronze, 4, 20 LP, every day, six hours minimum
into League of Legends, OK?
You down for that?
Well, sorry, what'd you say?
I said every day, six hours minimum in this game.
Every day, I'm down.
Well, I'm down.
If I see your heart is into it, I'll put my heart into it.
OK, look at your damage chart, by the way.
37,000 and that Smurf top lane did 48 damage and he had perfect CS
Yeah, but like you were matching his damage. Oh Adam. Why are you mad at him?
No, motherfucking you can't do oh
Like bro, why do you want to why you always try to find the easy way out
What do you mean? I've never fucking ever did that. What do you mean? I've never fucking tried to find the easy way out fuck
Listen no fucking doing like doing is literally cheating by the way. They shouldn't even have doing in fucking league right?
You're basically I'll rely on another person. It should be solo only, okay?
Solo only because if you're playing with somebody else, they're basically carrying you
You want to be the carry or nothing be the fucking oh, I want to be the main character
All right, and there you go in the name. It's in the name. I know
Let me tell you it's why a lot of players at the top they like a lot of players at the top
They used to be boosters a lot of poor players
They used also all be boosters and what that creates the mentality of them is that they have to 1v9
Okay, you know what 1v9 is 1v9 is like when your team is fucking terrible and you're literally running
You're just controlling. Yeah, you're playing for yourself. You got to create that you gotta you got to make sure it's just you you you
It's what down to city jixie how it takes their minions and shit
But that will actually hurt him in the long because if you take somebody's meaning like that and like emerald they're gonna afk
Okay, you gotta think you're the carry only play for yourself you gotta be selfish
Tomorrow we run it back those alright. Oh my god, bro
Bro, I was supposed to get predator and apex tomorrow, but fuck every other game
Fuck every game inside when fuck themselves. Fuck you fuck on
Log on Muda and do your 1v1 with that platform of yours, okay, and 1v1, okay?
What do you mean 1v1 plat?
1v1 your plat player trying to get tensile for a minute.
Bro, holy shit, damn, we're taking this seriously now, okay?
Yes, you said you wanted to take this seriously, so go ahead.
Okay, so wait, but what if I do it with my Valorant, like my, I bought my Valorant steamer
though, like I control the Valorant market.
You know what you should do?
You know what you should do?
get on, do a Valorant segment, play one race game,
and boom, done, League of Legends for the rest of the day now.
You should do one hour of Valorant,
and then go to League to build your viewership.
That's what I would do.
One hour, two hour of League, and that's it.
Because, like, bro, my Val is, like,
Jinxies Rainbow, basically.
So I just get on, do a segment.
That's a small segment, and then swap to League.
And I'm pretty sure, like, bro, a lot of your Val viewers,
they'll swap over to League if they realize
passionate something right now you now you have something with Jinxie right so
you might as well do it it's a goal people want to see a goal people want to
see passion that nobody want to see you continue playing fucking valorant you
already got rank one thoughts I mean the games beat it bro games beat pretty much
now you have another now you have another goal to achieve holy shit
challenger in the league of legends inshallah inshallah inshallah
How's it going if we all get challenger?
Who the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this name?
If you, if you, if you work hard with me, I guarantee you can get it.
If you work hard with me?
Yeah?
I fucking love you.
How's this not out?
That's what I need.
That's what I fucking need.
Okay, back.
Alright, small steps though.
Silver.
Let's get fucking silver, bro.
Forget about that.
I think you're already easily silver.
Like, you know, you know when you drop like 20 kills MVP MVP?
Yeah, that means you're already like above that. Why are some games though? I just shit the bed and go like five and 13
Because you're just not locked in you're just like
You're not locked in like you remember yesterday how you played when that last game you said oh, I can't think I can't focus my brain
Is fun. Yeah, you went three and 12, but then the game that you put up when I coached you, right? Yeah
When I when I coached you these games all the wears it. Let me see if I could find it
Where is it? Look you went the first game I coached you you dropped an MVP
Yeah, I haven't seen one MVP without me when you're locked in your MVP MVP MVP
You only make you only lost one game at the end. That's cuz that was a nine hours in
You went three and talk about the only game after a certain point you gotta know
When's your when's your time is done? Okay? Yeah
Holy shit, it's the next chapter of my life though
What shall I do your road challenger in League of Legends?
Is streaming league like a, is it dead?
No, it's like the biggest game.
We have, bro, league community is like the biggest game on every game.
There's no game bigger than league in the world.
You know that, right?
Damn, bro.
CSGO, that shit is filled with bots, Russian bots.
CSGO is not popular.
League of Legends, I'm actually excited.
Legends is the best game in the world without a doubt. Okay, she's excited bro. Listen. Listen. What up this like if you are good at league
If there's no other comparison being better than any other game league is one of the hardest games in the world
I
My mother be saying fucking start right this fucking hearty shit like that
But I don't know I never play Starcraft this shit, but all I know at the top it becomes very very
skill expressive like you can
There's so much small things you can do after every second that it becomes so important
like every click matters to that degree.
How come Bodo Pian said League isn't hard to go pro
after doing it on Fortnite then?
Oh my God, like she said.
Some people they sign easier, but like the average person.
Chat, bro, oh my God, I'm actually,
okay, let's have, let me end this tall
and go take a piss and stream, let's have a chat.
Like what rank, like bro, how many,
how many in the ladder of NA?
Right now people play ranked about 1.5 I think, 1.5 mil of ranked players?
Uh, what is uh, also how do I claim shit in this game?
Top left.
You see the two hands?
39?
Press claim, yeah.
What did I just claim?
Just like, ruins, like they're not ruins, uh, essence.
To get champions and shit.
What the fuck, 19.3 thousand?
Yeah, so what, tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
I wanna teach you.
Yeah, what, tomorrow that was?
I don't know what time I'm gonna get on I'm gonna try to get on if not I'm gonna be all stream with you
But I need to I need to go on do a do bunch of shit for eight. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I don't know
So maybe not tomorrow, but it was definitely be the day after tomorrow. Okay. Well, what do you mean?
So we won't even play tomorrow. No, no, we I think we will I'll probably get at least at the very least
Probably three hours from at the very least but after that six hours every day. Do you know?
I don't find it. Do you know what? Yeah
Yeah bro, I need some, bro, I need some, come on.
Do you, do you know what time?
Yo, how the fuck do I like get rid of this fucking
front of the quests, bro?
You have to go to your settings top, right?
Yeah.
Go to, I think it's like game?
Yeah.
There's actually, I don't know.
Oh, notifications.
Allow game invites only from front of the game.
I have that on.
How the fuck are these guys still sending me
with like the N word?
I have not.
You can legit take it. You don't have it on.
I do have it on.
Allow Game Invites only from friends.
If somebody's inviting you, that means they're your friend.
No, this guy's not my friend.
What are you saying?
That's Game Invites not friend requests.
Okay, that's just friend requests.
How the fuck do they activate friend requests?
I don't know, actually.
The guy is sending me friend requests and I'm sending it and it's just a hard R.
Oh, yeah, okay. Go to your chats and friends.
Yeah, yeah some friends click that and then you see show me new friend request toast. I think that's what it is on tick that
Thank you, holy shit never mind anymore. Fuck you
Did it work
All right, bro, I'm gonna end all right, let me know tomorrow. Okay. I love you, bro. Take care. Okay. All right. Take care
Yo, what's estimate what time estimate around tomorrow?
Either really early or really late. Okay, not in the midday. Okay. Okay. Can we do can we kind of push for really late?
Like other I'm gonna be playing late, bro. You say you can play till 5 a.m.
I'll even be up till fucking 8 a.m. For you. I got you. I love you. Don't let me down. Okay. Okay. I won't
I got you. Have a good night. I love it. Okay. See you
My job, oh my god, yeah, cinema
cinema bro cinema open chests chat where's the chests I don't know where
they are yeah that shit didn't work at all bro chests where's the chests go to
loot items hammer as you saw what's 12 hex tech chest for hex tech chest five mystery
Icon what are these?
Open all of them bro chat. We'll do it tomorrow. We'll do it tomorrow. We'll do it tomorrow
We'll do it tomorrow. We'll do it tomorrow, but I can't hold my piss in anymore, bro. I
Can't hold my L edge
I'm sorry.
Yo, today was a fucking movie, bro.
Holy shit, I lost my voice chat.
I'm literally starving, bro.
I need to go eat some food.
I need to fucking go to sleep.
Yo, by the way, I'm watching Queens Gambit on Netflix.
Fire ass fucking show, bro.
I'm like, all right.
Anyway, chat, I love y'all so much, bro.
Yo, chat genuinely, who do you guys think?
Who do you guys think?
who do you guys genuinely think who do you guys genuinely think is going to get
silver first
a genuinely rough
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