mooda
๐ REACTS -> 1V5 BRONZE ONLY USING PISTOLS -> ROAD TO SILVER IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ๐
05-25-2026 ยท 6h 10m
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You're so chopped but I like it like what does that even mean yo, what does that even mean what does that even mean
What does that even mean you're so chopped, but I like it like
Genuinely, what does that even mean?
Yo, uh, just Sarah with the 10 months, I love you so much, God bless you.
RVX88 with the 21 months, I love you, content with that 11 months, I love you.
Nagumo with the...
Nagumo 2X with the Prime sub, I love you so much, God bless you.
I can't believe you don't see the stars in the sky
Don't you get it? Have you never loved me?
Keep that gun, get it up, get your pants on mine
I know what the cost is, keep it lying
Lie to me, crush it with love
Keep the love of each other down
Keep that gun, get it down, boy
Well
Tomorrow I'm going to take a look at my dream house at 10 a.m.
Now it's not just a house though this house is not just a house chat by the way
chat by the way chat by the way yesterday chat by the way it's not just a
house bro it's a 6,000 square feet mansion and if they accept when they
accept me I will be moving Melvin in to my house
I'm moving Malvin into my house.
And once I settle down in this house and move in and get it right and get it homey, I'm
going to do a moving in stream.
Then I'm going to be doing a decorating house PO box stream where whatever you guys send
to me, I will hang up on the wall and do a decorated house, whatever you guys want, whatever
you guys send, I'll put in the house in the setup. Then on top of that, this summer, inshallah,
when I get this house inside the leagues and move Melvin in, and I have a second to breathe,
We will deploy Japan Radiant Moodathon along with a God of War Moodathon in the house.
All right, all right, bro.
Holy shit, bro.
Listen, I really, really hope I sign this lease tomorrow.
I hope that they accept me, man.
I really hope they accept me.
Now!
Now, now, now.
We need to reach silver and make the legends first, okay?
We need to reach silver and make the legends first
because I'm not trying to pay Jixi 200 gifted subs.
On top of that,
going to be decorating the house with bombs.
Uh, how do I tell you?
I already have them.
Yeah, bro.
So, you know, listen, we need silver in legal legends, bro.
First of all, so chat tomorrow, I was going to say, I want to stream the house,
but I'd rather take a look at it, bro.
I'd rather take a look at it before, bro.
I'd rather take a look at it before and see what it is, bro.
Chat please man. If y'all have like five seconds bro of your time, please just send like a literally a five second prayer of just
Me getting the house bro because that'd be really cool. Muda. I low key and starting to think you're retarded a little bit
Yo, by the way chat. Oh my god, man
Well, why he please I need this house man. I need this house, bro. I need this house chat. My lease is done in five days
Six days six days, bro six days. All right. Anyway, yes, bro
We need this house bro and guess what chat it's in one of the most prestige
neighborhoods in my city chat this
Yeah
I'm three seconds away from legitimately slapping the shit out of everyone in the stream
I'm not Israeli bro, I'm Lebanese. I'm Lebanese. I'm fucking Lebanese. I'm not from Lebanon.
Bro, yo, I'm not from Israel. I'm not Jewish. Stop saying Jubeanese. What the fuck is Jubeanese?
I'm Lebanese. Yo, I swear, yo, I swear. Yo, what is my chat? What the fuck is my chat right now?
Are you serious?
Stop!
Stop!
Close enough, Sand Monkey.
Close enough, Sand Monkey.
Ah!
Ah!
Hey, Grock, my chat keeps calling me a Sand Monkey,
and I'm Lebanese Arab.
What does that mean?
It means some dipshit in the chats
being a racist cunt, plain and simple.
Sand Monkey is a nasty slur aimed at Arabs,
calling you a desert dwelling animal or some shit,
like you're less than human
just because of where your people are from.
Lebanon's full of proud, resilient motherfuckers
who've been through civil wars, invasions,
and still make the best fucking food on the planet,
hummus that makes you wanna cry,
shawarma that fucks your taste buds in the best way.
Whoever saying that is a pathetic keyboard warrior
hiding behind a screen, probably jerking off to their own edginess while crying about
woke culture.
Fuck'em.
You're Lebanese-Arab.
Own that shit like a king.
Block the racists, call them out, or just laugh because their bloodline ends with them
being virgins forever.
Want me to roast these losers with you or help you clat back in the most unhinged way
possible?
Yeah, man.
Clat, clat, clat back.
Clat back.
Yo, listen up, you cum-guzzling four-skinned chewing goat-fucking keyboard jihadi.
Your mom's pussy was so sandy from all the desert dicks she took that when she birthed
your racist ass, the doctor had to use a fucking dust buster to get the sand out.
That's why your brain's smoother than a Ken Doll's crotch.
You got sand where your neurons should be, you pathetic micro-dipped cum stain.
Keep running your mouth and I'll skull fuck your entire bloodline until your ancestors
are spinning in their graves so hard they generate enough electricity to power Dubai
for a week.
You worthless sack of expired camel jizz.
How's that for a clapback, you oxygen-wasting fucknugget?
What I catch a straight the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What was that?
This bitch just fucking took it out on me.
This bitch just took it out on me.
What the fuck was that?
Yo listen bro, now that I'm trained from artificial intelligence, now that I'm trained from artificial
Intelligence there is nothing you guys to say to me that will fucking rage me bro go I dare y'all I dare y'all the rage
Maybe bro the visionary with the three months. I love you bro double time do it with the problem of a J
Savage TV for probably bro. God bless you
Born from AI you're a sand monkey
Probiscuous monkey, and you're just spamming these fucking Benz emotes again. All right
I'm gonna punch you guys understand me
I'm gonna punch you guys bro stop stop. Okay. Anyway today's segments bro today's segments what we're going to be doing
listen
Oops with the tip on it's on the leg
I'm gonna close my eyes
And when I open them on the beat of this drop
There better be nothing but respectful messages in the chat, you understand me?
There literally better be nothing but praising of how much of a good League of Legends Valorant
streamer I am, you understand me?
There better be nothing in this chat except for praising that I'm the best streamer alive,
You understand me?
Why don't I see a single evil?
About anything!
Except for you guys!
On your knees!
Thank you for me that I streamed today, okay?
Alright, well, obviously that one didn't work.
Okay, anyway, let's get on with the stream, ladies and gentlemen.
Today what we're gonna be doing bro is I'm gonna be showing you guys why I'm the best gamer in the world bro today
Is a full ego stream you don't understand me motherfuckers fuckers motherfuckers do you understand me?
No, I'm not doing another tender segment and hinge segment ever in my life
Do you understand me? I don't understand why I download tender hinge on stream and get nothing, but fucking I
Don't even know if I can say I'm gonna get banned, but y'all know what I own
No
More of that shit. No more that shit is a scam
That shit is a scam, I'd rather, I'd rather, you know when you're on a fucking like, those fucking sex websites and they say, jerking off alone, why don't you link up with someone near your area?
I'd rather fall for that scam than download fucking the engine tinder. That shit is literally, I got nothing but transformers on that app.
Okay, I don't know about y'all bro, but I'm straight!
Alright now anyway bro listen anyway now anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway
Muda just downloaded ground grinder. Yeah
I don't know four seconds away from taking my shirt off and launching myself in this monitor and breaking my entire setup
Shut the fuck up genuinely holy shit. Oh stupid. I'm not downloading grinder. You fucking losers. Alright. I'm not downloading grinder, bro
I'm not downloading grinder. Are you stupid? Fuck
All right now anyway today fully easy
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Thank you.
I'm not only launching myself in this monitor, but launching a missile to your fucking house!
And GTA V. Holy fuck, it's hot as fuck in this bitch.
Alright, now anyway. Listen, bro.
I'm a ghost of breath.
Alright. Yo, listen, bro. I hit, you know, I hit chest and biceps and shit.
I don't do cardio, bro. I don't do cardio.
The only cardio I do is when I have sex.
now listen listen bro listen listen listen let's have a fun time today bro
okay have a fun time bro
Mude Loki tried on sing to this instant I'm down bro chat any song suggestion
y'all want to give me I'll dance to wallahi wallahi
You said Wallahi, now go dance my slave.
Clean do nose workouts look at you.
One more nose joke and I'm punching you in the face.
Chad, do I really have to dance to this music?
Like, I think I'm gonna get fucking...
I'm gonna get disowned by my parents, bro.
Like, what is this?
Like, bro, what is this?
No, no, no, no, shut up, shut up.
Bob, bro is doing it so well, WG.
Shut up!
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Alright, react, evaluate, you're going to get 10,000 viewers now, good job.
There's no use in your nose and attach a microphone to it and won't need to hold it.
Why are you so good at that, Darns?
It's like you have done it, Ted Four.
Muda, do this one. What is this?
Alright, anybody chat? I said, yo, is it time?
Wow, man, I'm sweating as fuck now, bro.
Yeah, literally sweating, bro. Now I'm sweating.
What is this? New bundle Valorant Rogue trailer.
Chad, do y'all give me permission to go upstairs and turn the AC on?
It's literally like...
DUNCE TO THIS
It's literally like fucking 90 degrees in my house right now, bro. Like legitimately.
Like legitimately, bro.
Legitimately, man.
Mooda, look what Jinxie said about you. What is this?
What did Jinxie say? It better not be shit-talking, because if it's shit-talking, I'm gonna fucking...
I'm gonna punch someone in the face, I'm like 3 seconds away from punching someone in the face.
What is this?
What is this?
Yeah, I'm never pressing another Spotify fucking link from chat ever.
I'm gonna be honest.
Alright, new Valorant Bundle Rogue!
There's like nine different fucking issues with Valorant right now.
Shotguns, sex water, neon flying around the fucking map, after the nerf patch, outlaw being
one shot kill in every weapon, there's I think a thousand stream snipers that have been stream
sniping for one year plus without getting banned, but guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Valorant dropped a fucking bundle.
I'm gonna kill myself in GTA!
Anyway, I'm probably gonna end up buying this shit, so let's fucking lock it anyway.
I'm a fucking ambassador for Valorant at this point, so I can fucking buy whatever the
job can make me fuck.
Alright chat, do I, yo, am I allowed to go upstairs and fucking turn the AC down?
Cause holy shit, it's so hot in here, I'm gonna lose my mind in here, it's, yo, why
are you guys saying no, you fucking slave?
Jesus Christ!
Like, what am I to you guys? Just a content fucking machine slave?
I'm a human being! I'm a human being, dumbass!
Anyway, everyone shut the fuck up, shut up, no more messages in chat.
If I see a single message in chat for the next 30 seconds,
not only am I gonna launch a missile to your house in GTA V,
but also I will show up at your front door and give you a nice hug.
Do you want me to pay with card, debit, or penis?
Do you want me to pay with card, debit, or penis?
Yo, I've been asking for a recon Vandalskin for like nine years!
Finally released one. Thank God. Thank God. I would like to be caught paid by Israeli shekels
Have you have you ever been punched in the face before like genuinely never been punched in the face before?
The book fuck is wrong with you
All right, I think I chat are we ready? Are we ready are gonna tell Rick on this looks like a recon Vandal?
Oh
Oh
My god, oh shadow daggers
Oh
My god
Unironically this is the best bundle in the world yo, uh chord debit asshole or penis another type of enemy. I don't go club
Oh
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Swear to God this is actually my favorite bundle so far
Yo, these knives are fire
Only I have green red green red blue what else
is this out in the item shop yes or no chat is it out yes or no
I'm new here, you look gay, Barat.
Alright, anyway, uh, yes bro chat, do we do react or do we go straight into the 1v5 segment
so we can play League of Legends faster or do we react to the calm?
I think we're reacting to calm because I have to react to the calm.
Now ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna go upstairs because holy shit, I am sweating, bald, slipper
kiss, loris, t-rex, the thirderton.
Just give me a little memento. I'll be right back chat. Listen, bro. Let me call. So I'm gonna talk live
Hello
Hey, let's go on. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
Fantastic. It's nice to hear your voice again. It's nice to hear your voice again. Yeah, I've missed you
I missed you too. I missed you to live listen. I'm gonna go up the AC and get some water
Can you please talk to my chat and just get to know them and entertain them? Oh, okay? Sure
I love you so much. Thank you. I'll be right back
Okay. Hi chat
Hi guys, hi guys
How is everyone?
Liv, are you safe and where you abducted?
for guys it's so hot in the UK like I'm actually dying I tried to sleep but it's
like I'm actually like it's it's bad
Hey Loki, love do you stream, no I don't.
If Muda was here, he'd probably say it's hot because of you, alright.
Is this the girl that thinks she deserves diamond?
And I still do, I think I deserve radiant, like I think we need to like, realise that
and um, yeah, I've actually gone about it, okay guys no no no, because about that, you
know what happens?
When I played against that guy, I didn't play for a month, I was my first game on in a month
because I had exams, so that's my excuse, alright?
And so I think after that, I've been playing, I'm actually good now.
Exams is in uni. Yes, yes.
How is British land? It's hot. It's bad. It's actually bad.
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Well, is it like is it rare to find a girl who just wants to like
That job on the line man. All I want is a girlfriend that I could just you know
Just you know what I'm saying? I just I just want a girlfriend that I could eat her pussy whenever I want to bro. Is that rare?
Is it really that rare bro?
I think it's really that rare
Like that ass belt
Look in your eyes as you die
Bro I'm not
When you about to flame your teammate for being trash, but you realize it's your duo
Look into your eyes as you die.
You're only entertaining when you play our games.
Keep to your content, Nozo.
Keep to your content, Nozo.
Nozo.
Right, bro? Yes, daddy?
You are so gay.
How is this clip gay?
right bro yes daddy yes yes yes yeah be a good little boy and push those
men yes daddy yes daddy okay now muda i'm gonna want to stick your tongue out
and make a little ah sound ah ah good
good now push daddy you like that daddy yes yes you don't like that daddy i'm gonna give you a
FUCKING NOICE!
GIVE IT TO ME! I CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME!
FUCKING NOICE! GIVE IT TO ME!
GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME!
AHH! AHH!
AHH!
Alright.
Okay, I might be gay.
I might be gay.
Hey, bro, don't let this...
Mooda, you look like Vector had sex with Ratatouille you'd win nose of the year.
Like what does that even mean? Who the fuck is Vector? Vector.
Who is Vector?
What does that mean?
Google it pussy, I just searched up Vector Ratatouille.
What am I a rat? I don't get it. What are you guys trying to say bro?
I don't understand bro.
Your friends knows got its own time zone, the road turns a corner two seconds before the rest of snips
Like it's a full-time job. If curiosity killed the cat, his nose probably found the body first.
No!
What are you saying, bro?
Do a timer to do shit. That shit sure is hitting the turret, okay? Now you can recall.
You like that little EIU's to save time there?
I taught you that!
Yes! Like, that's how you gotta do it, bro.
I taught you that!
champion is broken as fuck we need to use the tools that i gave us it's like teaching
a girl how to suck dick and let's use it on another man and then ask him did you like
how i did your dick did your dick eat you you know me
i love hamza bro i love him chat i'm literally never gonna drop bro i've both chat before
i ever break up with hamza bro i'd rather i'd rather literally suck his dick bro this
clip is so funny what is this how can i make a dick bro i was a challenger in eight months
Okay, so Hums, let me explain it to you, okay?
Okay, do I have permission to use the sex analogy?
Go ahead.
Okay, it's like imagine your partner comes up to you
and she says, Hums, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro,
like all these other couples.
Mooda, how does it feel to have stretched
for us on your nose?
guys listen bro sometimes legal legends job would just say it bro
sometimes legal legends really does tweak me out bro I'm sorry bro movie
you should actually watch how's the play a game in this way oh my god it's
It's actually fecuring!
Yo, what happened?
Oh my god, Faker just saw me kill him.
Faker just saw me kill him. No, no, no.
Faker, watch this. You see that? You saw that?
I see the coming right there, Faker. You saw that?
when you have faker on your team is it impossible to lose yes or no
I got a sense of faker's game.
I swear.
Yena, I'm shokin' kya kahaba!
Your mother be-
So he never gets-
The next is not the black.
Only you get honor.
Only you.
Only you.
You get a Hamza honor.
Wait!
You get a Hamza honor.
This guy's genuinely like, bro, what is this?
I bought the Skull Trooper and I was literally laughed at bro. I was laughed and ridiculed by my old friend
Blashback. Wow. Los your guy looks really cool. I didn't wow I didn't wow
Are you actually paid money for that? Thanks. How much how much was he? I think ten dollars. Oh
Bro, like you legit just bought a virtual
Like what do you want me to do?
Bro, why is he buying virtual skins bro?
What is this
Like no mooda listen
I saw you and even faker himself doesn't do the shit you do in the learning time that you're learning like you got to tell
I'm like mooda you won't even have to win trade and your ass is gonna be challenger by the end of the year
No, if one more person today got unbanned on siege
I think I'm gonna be gonna scrap up throw my stream into the trash and fight you guys literally
Literally square up and fight you guys. I did not get no I'm getting I'm on ban on that
I'm literally banned on that shit forever, bro.
Literally ban for it.
Chat, when it's my last day of this house,
I'm gonna leak the address
and throw a party in this house before I leave.
W or no?
Here, you need to sit there.
You need to make him feel like God right now.
Do you understand me?
Do you wanna fucking coach your motherfucker?
Like if you sit there and you're just like,
ah, well, it is what it is,
then it's like right now, Hums,
it's like right now you're fighting for the girl
And you gotta-
Why leak the address? We already know it.
Okay, so drop the address then, go.
Alright, if y'all know my address then go drop it, bro.
I'm moving in five days, I don't think I'm gonna fucking go with the house.
Yeah, popcorn, go!
Popcorn, if you really think-
If you really think I have my-
If you really-
Like, if you really have my house bro, just drop it.
Oh my god, someone dropped my house.
not you, fucking uhh
stop a long time
AKA
you know whats up
play
if Maristas thinks he has a bigger dick
Or if Maristas thinks he has a bigger dick
And when Maristas thinks you is numbers
She may jump into the middle of an situation
Maybe she may just represented him
Mother fucker
Why did it sit in the corner and watch
Flick for what you want
Fucking bastard
You understand me
So what you just said is the stroke is ego
Yes
69-heure- 190'
6416202 Israel
I don't live in it, get this through your fucking head,
I don't live in Israel.
I'm Matt Balloons, and I'm stuff lacing everybody in there,
and Matt Balloons, and we're gonna open the farm room,
they gonna be by surprise, and then after everything
is gonna be Matt Confetti and shit, I'm gonna tell her yo,
I think I said that, yeah there you go,
it's gonna be both of you, I like that.
What, he didn't say anything, he didn't say anything.
And after everything is gonna be Matt Confetti and shit,
I'm gonna tell her yo, I think I said that,
yeah there you go, they gonna be by,
They gon' be mad!
Farmer!
They gon' be mad!
Surprise!
A surprise!
Farmer!
They gon' be mad!
They gon' be mad!
Surprise!
Dollar tweaked him, bro!
A surprise!
And then after...
What?
He replied on God?
He did not say it.
How did you make your money?
Well, Jack, me and Jason,
the weed have never said the end word
in our entire lives, you'll understand that.
I'm not racist, and I know it's not my word to you,
so I'm gonna respect everyone and just not say it.
Chat, Jason, Naline, and Muda have never said
the end word in our entire lives
because we respect you guys,
and we understand that that's not our word.
Cap, walla, go ahead and send a clip of me saying it.
I will give $1,000 to the first person
Send me something where I said the end word. I will give you a thousand dollars. I
Will give you a thousand fucking dollars if you guys can send me a fucking clip of me saying the end word you fucking losers
beggar or you
I'm literally going to punch you in the face, I'm literally going to punch you guys in
I'm really gonna punch you guys in the fucking face, bro.
Also, that clip does not count, bro.
That clip does not count.
I was saying Salt and Vinegar, but you guys are clipping it out of context and cutting shit up.
It's not fair, but I'm gonna sue you guys for defamation, you fucking pussies.
Benjamin, Ninten, Yahoo, and Muda.
Chat, are you guys retarded?
One, Muda, two is Gaza, three is three, a Jew, four, Muda is a Jew and gay.
Yo, what are you guys doing in VC one?
Why are you guys making your name?
What is wrong with you guys, bro?
Joe is suffering from success.
It's literally my editor sending multiple shit. It's literally I'm the only person that has this problem
The only person has this problem most most YouTube editors are too slow my editors are way too fucking fast
They'll be like hey, I need a new VOD you edit it more videos in a day
Hey, siri face time Melvin
Melvin, hello, you.
Melvin, hello.
No, Melvin, so apparently bro, there's this, you know Joe, right?
You know Joe, right?
Yeah.
Wait one second, there's a guy at my front door, bro.
I need you to talk to my chat real quick.
Just talk to them, make it here, y'all, we're back.
Yo!
I'm going to start calling my battery.
Yeah, my battery.
Yo!
What's up, Chad? Ni hao ma?
Nothing.
Let me talk if Arab is a Jew, Arab is a Jew.
Yeah.
Apparently, I saw there's a new emote in chat, the Israeli one.
Can you show me the new emote?
Ben?
Wait, what?
I don't see it anymore.
Wait, who removed it?
Oh my god, my bros is like I can't even read my chat.
the logitech
Hello?
Am I lagging?
Chat the logitech
wheel came in bro
the logitech
wheel came in
yes bro
yes chat yes bro yes
logitech
wheel came in bro
logitech
wheel came in bro
Yo we see the biceps bro
see the biceps bro
yo chill bro
we see it bro
dont hate me cause im beautiful
maybe if you get that yee ass haircut
yo you muted better way
hello
hello
yo hello
hello
to speak
so basically bro i wanted to tell you bro is uh listen bro i want to tell you something
so apparently joe debozo um yeah has an editor that is so good that he doesn't have enough
content for the editor to make content so why is it that happening in our scenario huh you
fucking slave do you know who you're fucking work for do you want us to fucking content is so
dog shit is shit it's not even worth getting
f**k on youtube b**ch
f**k never seen any editors
he left the call
this motherf**ker left the call what the f**k
now i'm back
you have permission to speak again
alright
why is your always so red can you tell me that
i don't know
fucking burst into a fucking balloon.
Yo, what is wrong?
Why am I the only normal human being
that looks in this picture?
Why am I the only normal human being
that like, like, like, bro, what is this?
You're a police officer.
Mooda, Vali, Rakeem, 1v1, Vali, bro.
What do you want a 1v1 in, bro?
What game do you want a 1v1 in?
What are you doing?
Drinking in public.
Why?
You sound like a bad boy today.
You just walked up to a cop drinking in public because you felt like a bad boy.
How old are you?
I'm not old enough.
Seriously?
You can't stop me.
You don't think?
Nope.
You?
Mm-mm.
I'm unstoppable.
You have mental health issues?
Hell no.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
What the hell is this are you a deputy? Yes, I am
Listen
Hold on what's going on here? No stop guys. What is this? Hey?
Well, what is this video most like AI video ever bro, Muda he said sniper duels on roblox
I don't know what the fuck sniper duels is on roblox, but I think I would literally drag my ball sniper
Shut I've never played this game before but valley. I'm literally about to fuck you bro. I hope you understand
Valley, I'm literally about to fuck you on this game. You understand valley volume. What the fuck you on this game. You understand
Valley worry. He's not 16, bro
I'm 15 Muda
Yo Vali how do I join you bro how do I join you Vali what's your user name bro
bro Vali if I hop on this game this is my first time ever playing this game by
the way if I hop with it wait this is like an arsenal fucking clone what is
this wait look that's your brother there with the skin you see it no where is he
the white skin what white skin wait where is it yeah at the cape it's all
you bro all right let me warm up let me warm up bro let me warm up all right
Yo mods, can you guys get that guy's uh his username is bolly too fast
Well, I gotta go bro
What the fuck said you could go you excuse you you can continue streaming, but bar
All right, how hard for this game?
So I'm completely behind the wall, but I'm dead. How is that even possible?
possible. I'm behind the entire room and I'm still dead. How is that possible? I'm behind
the entire room but I'm still dead. How is that possible?
uh is there like hacks that can get those games?
why is my mouse?
yo why is my mouse fucked up?
oh my god I'm actually getting fucked on right now bro
oh he's like lagging oh what is that lag?
yo what is that lag?
is that normal?
This guy is literally just lagging all over the place like get the fuck out of my game
or you're literally just cheating.
This guy is literally just lag switching in a fucking Roblox game.
Pussy. That's not a fucking game.
Get the fuck off my game, you understand it, you fucking pussy?
Get the fuck off my game.
I love my buddy.
Get out of my game!
Just like that.
And just like that.
And just like that, within 5 minutes on being this video game, I just instantly prevail.
All right Jack now this is why I'm gonna prove to you guys and show you guys why you should
never redeem the 1v1 in my stream ever.
To the firemen!
What is this?
Yo, Bali bro, where are you? Where's Bali? Where's Bali?
Oh, yes, daddy!
Where's Bali? Bali, where are you, bro? Bali, come here. How do I invite you, bro? Bali, how do I invite you?
I
Bolly, are you ready to one be one that shows in one you fucking
You can't challenge me to an FPS shooter, but you live this way.
We're going to be hard-scoping, Wooden.
I
Y'all get on my level Bali like you just can't play me, but like I'm just the best player in the world, bro
I don't tell you bro
Level 60 Bali really
What can I say to you, Nura? I'm just better at it, bro.
You're not lucky, bro. You're not lucky.
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I'm not sure if I'm going to get the kill.
The chosen one prevails
What the fuck am I watching what is this?
Hey bro, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a like but what the
What does this mean I've cracked thousands of kids by the way, what does that mean?
Top three streamers with a dark past here are the three top streamers who are actually oblox gangbangers
First up, Ninja. Think he was just cranking 90s in Fortnite?
What was cranking numbers in the trenches?
Look at Tyler Blevins before the blue hair went quote.
One of the top niggas dogged with your decoy, ran out of sushes, and down into Reebok, fall all right, but I ain't tryna Reebok.
Next, K-So. Back in the day, he was the literal heavy hitter for the plot.
He went a fan, nigga, right before you blew up mo, you was making bads, nigga.
And the last one, Dream.
He wasn't hiding his face for a reveal.
He was dodging the feds. He was a nightmare on the streets long before he was a Minecraft legend.
I got a head on, I thought he was shooting at school, you know why I bought a head on, I can't look like a schoolboy.
I'll put your thoughts below and hit that sub button.
This is just insane.
Facial aesthetics report, symmetry 7.5, facial third 7, eye shape and size 7, eye spacing 7.5,
Nose harmony 6.5 lip proportions 7
Chin projection 6.5 cheekbone structure 7.5
Skin quality and tone 7 hairline
7 hairstyle 7 am I just a 7 machine like Jesus?
Am I just a 7 machine why the long face?
What is this, Tik Tok hair?
Muda check discord?
Yeah, what is this?
Muda jerks to BB Yahoo and has kids in his basement and he's Jewish and his huge nose
and he's not scared to trigger and has a big ass forehead.
Yo, what are y'all doing bro?
Like what are y'all doing? What is this bro? What are y'all doing?
Allamuhaan
Ya baba ki befa'an
Allamuhaan
What the fuck is this? Don't forget the bet you made you big nose bomber you can't scam us on horror tonight
Yo listen bro
Bro, I'm not gonna lie guys, who do y'all think is gonna reach silver before me or Jinxie?
Be honest, be honest bro, be honest.
I'll call the 6-1-1, let me, Narski with the Prima, let me, so I can blow God bless you
bro.
Come on guys, no cheating in league so that definitely means Jinxie.
They added butt plucks to Valorant, I saw bro, we reacted to this already.
beautiful trailer I'm not gonna lie. Muda V-Bots. Let's see this.
What? What do you want? I want your V-Bots to fucking transfer over to my channel.
I don't ha- that's Muda. That's the wrong guy.
You got the- you got the wrong arm.
I'm legit, baby. They fuck with Unk.
Chats out what if you're a V-Bot, bro.
No, I was getting V-Bot in for a bit, chat. Yo, listen, bro, whoever thought I actually
had 30,000 real viewers for a bit? Hey, bro, thank you, man.
Thank you guys for thinking that I can actually get 30,000 euros because I hope you all understand bro one day
I am gonna have 30,000 viewers bro
You know what I'm saying bro, you know what I'm saying chat tomorrow. I'm actually gonna wake up with 30,000 viewers. I am
What Ryan games posted congrats to the owners of a brand new
$6,000 paperweight with this picture as a reply to someone saying today's vanguard anti cheat update blocked the majority of DMA
firmwares using SATA NMME. So basically the update forces a security check that
breaks the cheat firmware. It stops working even after closing the game or
uninstalling Vanguard. Many users need a full windows reinstalled to recover. And
this is pretty crazy if you ask me.
Damn, so they just literally killed cheaters? Oh my god, man. Are you fucking serious? Like fuck!
They caught us chat they caught us
Mota and jixi just played their first ever coachless game on League of Legends
Yeah, streamer updates fuck you bro. Fuck you genuinely fuck you
Muta sounds like the clown from Simpsons. I don't understand why anyone would watch them
No, I don't I sound nothing like a clown from Simpsons. What do you even fuck clown?
from Simpsons.
Do I sound like anything like this guy?
All right, and there can only be one crusty in each territory.
I don't sound anything like that.
I literally sound nothing like that at all.
So I hope this works out.
Tell me.
Bro, stop saying one-to-one before I fucking break something, bro.
Shut up.
What is this?
Bro, yesterday's chat, and with some TV, bro, like there was a streamer friend of mine,
Muda, he loves cheating and stuff, and streaming as well.
Just sound and look like the Archibald asparagus from VeggieTales.
Fucking serious, only yo, can we stop referring to me as a fucking cheater?
Muda, I let you win for the stream.
Fuck, no, you didn't. You got 360 no scoped, bro. Don't even smell.
Bro, yesterday chat, and with some people, bro, like there was a streamer friend of mine, Muda.
He loves cheating and stuff and streaming as well.
And he wanted to buy a wheel, bro. And his chat was saying, you can buy this, you can buy that.
and one guy tied moza and he was like oh hell no i ain't getting a moza bro four hours of
not making it work bro i feel bad bro but then again it didn't work all right maybe this one
also this one chat was only good chat did only pixel set up the driving thing today or no
chat did he set up the driving today yes or no
oh my god let me save all my chat is he good at driving
I'm sorry.
I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Oh my god.
Why is this guy look like he actually crashed in real life?
Why does it look like only pixel actually crashed in real life?
What the fuck bro?
Bro, what is this?
Juker and his victim bro, what is juker?
Like bro, what does juker mean man?
Like oh my...
What is this?
I, uh, Jew...
Yeah, I'm Jewish, yeah?
Very nice weather we have been controlling.
You are Jewish?
Uh, yes.
No, you are not Jewish. Listen.
Don't be afraid of me.
But please don't eat me alive.
Do I look like I eat...
Whoa, what is that? I've never watched that movie before. What is that one?
Oh, Princess, why haven't you answered my messages?
I've been texting, I've been waiting, but still, no reply.
And here I am wondering why, why you've chosen to disobey me.
Unfortunately, it comes at a cost for you.
I hate to do it princess, but the punishment matches the crime.
So, be a good girl, and answer my texts.
Because what's your say?
Next time, it won't just be a flat.
Yeah.
Will we?
Yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
I
Imagine you do this type of cringe content to try and pick up girls for your actual is mooter. No, I don't roll
I literally just go up the girls and just go like this, bro
If I did that and you were a girl would you give me your number yes or no?
If I did that would you give me your number yes or no?
If I did that would no wonder you're single.
He, um, healed me in the face a couple times, kept healing me in the face and still getting
my jaw a little bit.
And so I go down and his body still couldn't heal me.
I was just, you know, just like, covering up.
And he tells the referee that I'm not that.
And those reps and, and prior, they hated my best.
They said I was getting the other card and they take 10% of the first anaporn.
So they, and I didn't trust those reps.
So the ref was listening to me, so they could have stopped the fight.
And so I'm like, that, that's, that's not strong.
Hey math granite, you at the grocery store the other day, didn't appreciate you running away but I was wondering if we could maybe link up so I can get that selfie. Also who the fuck only buys three cucumbers and lotion at a grocery store?
Hey, stop that stop that shit stop that shit don't even start that shit
What bro Valorant or not Valorant on
Jean and not just broke it ever bro someone said jinx you bro
I'm gonna put the fuck out you guys if you guys can type in jinx in my chat
I think I'm gonna take my dick out and just leak it to you guys
I am leaving this will take my dick out and get leaked on stream just like bro shut up. All right, so
All right, anyway.
Jinxy, jinxy, jinxy, so y'all want to see my dick.
So y'all want to see my dick.
All right, we'll go about it.
Mods, do we have the five bronzes yet?
Yay, nay, or gay?
Do we have the five bronzes yes, yet, yay, nay, or gay?
BOOM! I'm going to forthrod it on the gas, check this out!
BOOM!
No, he knows that Nissan GT-R's are rear-wheel drive, right?
I'm going to first rocket on the gas! Check the sound!
Boom!
Muda, look at this. What is this?
OCS ATV flipped over while going...
So, are they good?
Why is it that out of everyone that could have been driving this car, why did we put
Orc-y in the- why was Orc-y driving this one?
Like, I think anyone should have been driving that car instead of Orc-y, bro.
All right, mods, invite me to the game, bro.
Let me 1v5 these bronzes and show everyone how I do it, bro.
Mods, can someone send me the Muda?
Can you make the code?
Yes.
The code is, do you want me to send it to you?
Do you want me to send you the code or something?
Do you want me to send you the code after?
I chat one game of 5v1, 1v5ing bronzes with sheriff only
or pistols only.
and uh...
we're gonna go
uh... we're gonna go to the league of legends and get coached by that
i bet you can smell when a girl is on her period
that's just yo
what the fuck is yo that's just yo
yo what the fuck is wrong with you bro what the fuck is wrong with you
what the fuck is wrong with you famous as i said to you alright
famous i sent you the link bro i sent you the link
would it call jitty?
yeah bro let me just call jitty
I can't wait for these bronzes to shit on you, crusty the clown.
Last up.
Is everyone here a real bronze or am I just gonna get a fucking radio?
Why is every single wrong here below level 30?
These guys are all gonna be literally radians.
These guys are literally all gonna be radians.
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Hi boys
There.
You F your stream on purpose to turn your cheats on didn't you you dirty little tube rats?
like how are the brawns hitting that?
else not ready
I'm sorry.
Spike planted.
Sorry.
Let's remind them who we are.
You're back?
Bang.
Uh, okay.
Oh, alright.
Yeah, let's just stay here.
All right, yeah, let's just let's get a rerun real quick. Oh
Guys my lousy use guns because this is impossible
Am I allowed to use guns this is impossible
Yeah, I'm gonna use guns I'm gonna use guns. Yeah, this is literally impossible. This is really impossible
Like it's impossible. Yeah, I'm gonna use any gun. I'm gonna use any gun. Okay. It's literally impossible
Pay up I check pay up bro mods pay up mods pay up mods pay up
Run another one run on the way mods run another ball with guns only
Run another pole with guns
Run another pole with guns
What the fuck yo stop saying flies these guys are actually good
Oh my god, how are these guys bronze this is bronze oh
My actually
No prism there's oh it's so hard
I
Planted
Let's go
What is this vandal? A fucking T-MU?
They couldn't kill us. No.
Yeah.
Chat, how do we win this?
Chat, how do we win this, bro? How do we win this?
Maw it's changed the title from not only pistol by the way, if there is, just do 1v5
because that shit is insane, I get to hit a life round every game, I think it's a boss
if
if
if
if
if
if
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SHIT!
Chat, can I do this with pistols only?
Do you think I can actually do this with pistols, bro?
Like, bro...
I'm gonna need to be like, hacking, you know?
It's too hard.
Through hard with pistols, but through easy with vandals.
It's not easy at all!
Holy shit, one wrong mistake.
One lucky shot from a bronze and I absolutely just get obliterated.
No, no, no, it's not too easy if I do a bandal. It's not it's not it's not too easy if I do a bandal. It's not it's not
It's not at all
Chat when should we do the Forza Horizon 6 stream by the way?
Okay, who's this ice on the surface like what the fuck is this like Anna how's this
I'm hoping I'm coping guys. I'm using the coat bro. Yo, none of these guys are actually bronze chat
You can actually you can actually tell the bronze the thing is how do I win this chat? Do I kill?
Say you know what maybe I should kill one and then push back
Shoot
my ult running I'm not it's really Jewish bomber
one enemy remaining for dead
I think I see you know I want something I take it
the enemy only looks composed their hearts still that you've been stolen
yeah it's literally really hard with just pistol bro
If I can barely, if the score is 3-3 with guns, that means it's fair.
Your teammates suck.
Motherfucker, I have zero teammates.
Yo, by the way chat, should we deploy fours on tomorrow?
They will cover!
Ah, the rush!
So nothing!
What am I doing?
What am I...
What am I doing should I buy it off that should I buy it off
For you they keep funding you over your desk and give you lean strokes
Whoever told me to buy an AWP, I want you to grab this and shoo- I want you to grab this
And shove this up your ass!
Why do I listen to chat?
Why am I listening to chat?
You guys are literally irons.
Why am I listening to chat?
Actually, I'm silver.
Hey, please, we're back.
Like, are you stupid?
I else not break.
All right, like, what is that?
Come on, water.
What is that?
What is he doing here, please?
I can't see him.
He's in those wooden?
Like WHAT?!
The method is patched.
The method is patched, bro.
The method is patched.
We did it too much.
Okay.
What's another- Oh, we've never hit them with one of these before.
We've never hit them with one of these before.
No prisoners.
It's time for you to hang it up and put the fries in the bag, Minter.
It's you and me!
No way.
They're just batteries. I may need every charge.
Is this the best bronze in the world, or is he the one I hit in Rainbow Six Siege?
Is this guy the best player in the world, or is he doing what I did with Rainbow Six Siege?
Like, uh, like, what is this shit?
This guy is not bronze, bro!
This guy's not bronze!
We-we survive.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
One enemy remaining.
One enemy remaining.
Bow before me.
Last round before the switch.
Get off me!
What did I hope before you stop?
We're walling, I'm not walling real, what do you mean?
What the fuck?
Yo guys, is attacking harder or defending harder by the way?
No prisoners.
Is the gas green ass question?
You want to play, let's play.
I
Yeah, I don't tell you this is a little impossible. How do I beat that? How do I do this?
Like how do I beat you like how do I beat five people just look I don't get it
Look, I don't understand. How do I get a?
move on your greedy both three rounds are just off this iso alone
motherfucker
You have to bomb them in order to beat them.
Ah, boh.
But there's no way I lose this, right?
Barrage!
Number one and two different contents by the way my ass
Oh my god
But, I think the title has to be number one brawn.
Career over no longer any good at value changed since you turned 22 old ass terrorist.
Bro, I literally want to be fighting on a one single site like this.
We need to save.
Insane.
Had an ambition.
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God meaning he's broad bro. He's not sticking it guys
Are you guys crazy bro, he's not thinking it bro. He's not sticking it man
He's not sticking it bro. He's not sticking it bro. Come on. He's bronze
Chat will log you though if we do 1v5 pistol only with ultimate I can win
Low key with ultimate I could win low key with ultimate
So that's how we're playing.
bronzes and we're using shotguns like bro oh my god how am I supposed to fucking
do this it's impossible like it's literally impossible it's literally
impossible what do I do it's literally impossible
Still alive. I want their life, not yours.
Me and Moodle are both in shooting right now.
Adios!
Crayon Freddy.
They will cover!
Of course he hits that shock dirt.
Of course he hits that shock dirt, of course, one low high wouldn't be, like one low high.
Oh my god, I'm not washed!
There's just five!
Like fuck!
five
We wait the wash boy the wash
I'll be in fact.
GG's mood on your noses and big and I love you.
Your new name is now Osama Bin Washam.
I mean, do we play one more and I try alt?
Jack, can I please do one more with alt?
Let me do one more with alt, please.
Let me try one more with alt, please.
One more with alt, please.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more.
One more, but I'm allowed to use my alt every round, okay?
One more and I'm allowed to use my all every round. Okay? Okay
So I need to do one more bro, I need to do one more. I'm sorry. I just need to also I'm starving bro
Where do I order my food from today chat?
Where do I order my food from today chat big nose donkey monkey goby?
You know be even I know better LLLL or all over chat by the way, bro
When I get this house tomorrow, bro, do we as a chef do I get a chef for the house?
Should I get a chef for the house or is that too much?
Like right now I pay
How much money do I pay a month?
Right now chat I pay for meal preps. I pay I think it's like
1500 a month on food a
A month on food right like a thousand bucks a month on food chat of my fat
Should I get a chef for a holy fuck you are a fat ass
What is a thousand dollars for food a month back what the fuck are you eating you fat fuck bar
All right.
BOOM!
Yo, Carter, if you come in my stream one more time
and say, Muda, can we fuck?
Carter, I'm literally going to BAN YOU!
My old friend.
All right, so, all's well.
Melvin can cook sushi every day.
Okay with the Alts, my old friend is shielding their base, now keep them there.
Should we try Alts Pistols only chat?
Al Mooda for killing Jeezy.
What are you saying?
Moodoo, I just want to thank you for the great time last night can't believe you rearranged my guts like that
Who are you?
5 planted.
4 saved.
1 enemy remaining.
Oh, that's it.
Pistol with alt is what I want.
Can we use our ult mix too?
Every round?
A.
Jett!
Is that even allowed?
My old friend.
your enemy in the eye. It helps with accuracy.
Every, every five rounds you got to use an ult.
Okay, okay.
All right, every five rounds you can use your ult.
All right, every four, every four,
every four rounds, every four rounds.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy, so I'll
Okay, one mistake and I'm just dead.
One mistake and I'm just dead, bro.
one ult and I'm just dead am I allowed to buy a gun for this or no am I allowed to
buy a gun for this or no with ult or is it too OP
mood a lock the fucking bro when I hear radiant one I expect more than this
you're better than this don't lose to some shitty bronzes you're better than
them you are the chosen one
I've been with a person you went on a date with last night and they told me it's your peace, and it is that you all know.
Jinny has been found dead in his room gooning to anime. Like, what are you guys saying about a long-lived Jincy, bro?
He's in there to 120 years old. What are y'all saying, bro? What are y'all saying? What are these fucking messages?
Five alts at once, good luck.
Oh god.
Nowhere to run!
It's you and me!
That's it.
I'm gonna turn the stream off for one second.
Let me just inject my halfs, give me one sec.
You look so handsome today, daddy.
No prisoners.
They will cover!
I'm high!
ha ha ha
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why are you using vandal boy?
guys it's a challenge to me
thank you
I don't even know
I don't know guys
I don't know man
I don't know
I don't know
we survived
I don't know guys
time to end this segment and hop on
League so humans can coach your trash ass one bronze verse five bronze ass segment
Hey Ahmed, long time no see, I asked what would you do when you hit rank 1, but now you're
losing to Braindead Retard, starting to think that you need to fix the game.
Alright guys, have an amazing day man, I'm going to go fuck myself, no, I'm going to
kill myself in GTA!
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's the mooder.
How do I play against you guys?
You guys are just fucking me, man.
Like fuck.
You want bras, by the way?
Yeah, I'll wear it.
Just use your nose, use your nose.
There's five of them.
I don't know what to use.
You just win trade-offs.
Win trade-offs.
Win trade-offs.
Win trade-offs.
Win trade-offs.
They will come back!
It's only up from here I promise you'll come back!
There's nowhere to run!
You're the best!
It's you and me!
You're nothing!
Stay alive!
I want their life, not yours.
I'm sure that brings to you too far.
I hear records on my demo
And y'all fucking hate the memo
I do not stand as an intercom to Metro
And anything I got is not a wintro
I own them all, fuck the friggin' out the shit and slip off
My style been going up like a crescendo
A bunch of handshakes from the flakes
Let's just hop that ass on me, let's just hop that ass on me, go ahead and chat.
Let's hop that ass on Lee, guy, man, let's hop that ass on Lee, guy, bro.
Let's hop that ass on Lee, let's hop that ass on Lee.
Oh, now my, my coach is gonna pick me up.
That ass.
My coach isn't even, his game just started.
The score is 1-2-3 because of you, something I did.
I got a girl. Could you pause stream for like 30 minutes until I come back?
We're calling after this game began how many games I can
So you know what chat listen, bro
chat listen, man
Coach isn't gonna be here all day
Wait, what is it called?
Jinxy?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Is Jinxy playing League of Stream?
Yo Judah, how did you hit Rank 1 again?
Maybe you can win Trade and League and hit Challenger.
He's 92 LP.
He played a game 7 hours ago.
He played a game 7 hours ago.
hours ago. You play the game 7 hours and it's 912B. You play the game 712B. You play the
game 7 hours and it's 912B.
Jinxie putting Darth Maul make up on Chex's Snapchat story.
Do you know why jik's knees are flying?
Yeah apparently he's doing Thor's from all...
What is that?
What is this guy doing?
What is this guy doing bro
What is this guy doing?
League of legends chat coach isn't gonna always be next to my be next to me with my hands bro
chat
He's not gonna always be next to me to hold my hand bro
He's not gonna always be there to hold my hand chat
So you know who will be there to hold my hand?
Faker.
Faker will be there to hold my hand.
Legends never die
They become the part of you
Every time you'll play
Raging
Why am I talking?
Hey, no survivors.
They never lose hope when everything's cold and exciting.
Man, they're sleeping in the books.
They're rotting too small.
Chad, who do I ban top lane?
Who do I ban top lane?
Who do I ban top lane?
Who do I ban top lane?
Who do I ban top lane?
Who do I ban top lane?
Who do I ban top lane?
Garen?
turn to the dark side to beat you to silver and leave various
various oh my god everyone just said Duke everyone just said Muda why is
Jinxie late I'm about three seconds away from just fucking you know what I
actually I'm sure do it right now
can jinxy go live already so we can get off this fucking terrible stream
I'm looking, I'm uploading a dick picture to my discord bro, that's it, I'm done
I'm done bro, I'm done!
What is Hamsa coaching right after this game bro?
or maybe even during this game.
Chat, who's gonna be my top blamer?
Hymer, Digger, Morgana, Arelia, Ashi or Viego Chat?
Which one's gonna be my top blamer, chat?
Yo, let's walk in, bro.
Legends never die!
Why is Shaq freaking out?
I'm a dicker!
What did I say?
Can you hear them screaming?
Can jinxing go live so this usless ugly fuck can get off my fucking screen?
DIE!
I'm not that bad of a streamer, I promise!
SHUT UP!
Just get jigsie's line!
Hey move the wise doctor jizzy off line.
Just because jigsie's off line
does not mean
that you have like, holy shits.
Say one little ollie pixel of singing.
I swear by god you are the fad of the streamer.
When is jigsie's line?
OOLIE!
OOLIE OOLIE OOLIE
OOLIE SHIT OOLIE
Don't piss me off, Oni, stop!
Oni bro, what are you gonna hop on League, bro? Come on!
J-How do I play this- I guess this character, by the way.
So what is that right there? What are those? What the fuck are those?
So Chat, what are those?
I've never seen this character before.
So what do I do?
I don't know what is going to go on!
I'm gonna pull it to my lane. I'm gonna pull it to my lane.
Oh my god.
Well, what do I do?
Jack, how do I beat my guy?
Uh, Jack, should I just go back?
I'm half HP though.
If Drake is Ice Man, Moodle is Bomb Man.
Bro, I don't know if this is smart guys.
No TP GGs. Oh, you're right. I don't have TP chat. It's because bro chat
It's because I'm usually a mid laner bro. Oh, no, I have top lane quest chat. So does it matter? It doesn't matter
I'm top lane quest
It's double my stats right now
You gotta hit his towers also when he's jinxed, see going live.
I don't know how to play against that character man. I'm getting a lot of
I don't know how to play against that character man, I'm getting a little upset bro, I'm not
gonna lie.
Well, I'm getting a little upset bro, I'm not gonna lie.
How do I play against this pussy-ass character, bro?
Like, what the fuck?
He counters you hard, just take down the turrets first?
CS and be patient, you will shit on him later.
Okay, bye.
Brightness, but endless, you will survive
You'll never lose out when every beast's cold in the fire
It's me, I'm keeping their fives
Now I'm so slow when I'm risking
Oh, it's the sound of a curse
Legends never die
When the world is calling out
Can you be the first time
In a long, long time
A possible clone?
So, I'm noticing that you may not get self-reported without using your ear also.
I hope you have news for when Junko is going live.
like how do I play this fucking cave what would Hamza tell me right now he's
literally two kills shit on you like what do I do
How do I break these fucking ugly ass fucking things, bro?
How do I break these ugly ass?
like I mean I don't know what to do bro I'm gonna be honest
Yeah, I don't know.
Aw, I don't know, man, I don't know.
Break his turrets?
I don't know how to, bro.
I don't know how to.
Like, every time I get close, he just kills me.
Like I'm literally nothing without my coach. It's actually sad. It's actually sad, bro
It's actually sad
Like it's actually sad, bro. Like
There's just nothing I could do without my coach. It's just so sad. What's the point of you playing the game?
I feel like a cuckman. I feel like a cuck
How do I break these like you just put out another one and then just missile me with that
I guess she's so unfair
I know but I can't call if she just has another one
How many do they have?
He just has a million!
All right, like what do I even do, bro?
I try to take your guys advice and focus on his minions, but it's not his minions, it's turrets, but it's just impossible, bro, like I don't know.
And now I'm just one shot. I don't want to go in anymore, bro. He has already three kills in 90s. Yes, I'm good.
And the halal has been slain.
An enemy has been slain.
No one can have been destroyed.
No one can have been destroyed.
Literally just takes out half my-
I don't have to kill him.
And I'm gonna slice him.
Like I don't understand this game man, Aurelia is level 9, she has 4 kills and now she's
top lane. Like on my life I'm just like top lane.
Like what do I even do here?
Step, not step.
I'm too much for you.
I didn't enemy you.
Still try to stall.
Yup, got her.
Yeah, whoever made this character, by the way, I'm Erdinger.
Legit a fucking loser. I'm not a leechman.
I don't care if you kill me or my brother.
What?!
What?!
What?
The West once had wonders.
Yeah, now everyone's just so fed and I'm all in 5, so we're just gonna lose the game
at 50 CS at 15 minutes is literally disgusting, so much of it is gonna kill me, and I just
fucking that ingrid my alt key trying to put up fucking
And now she's here. Allah Allah
She's watching she didn't kill me
Thank you
Thank you for letting me live. Thank you
Thank you for letting it take you
She's worth it!
I don't know, bro. I don't know what to do. Wallahi!
Wallahi! I don't know what to do. I'm 61 CS. Oh, it's...
Like, oh my god. The game's already dead. It's already done.
I'm 06 with 60 CS, 15 minutes and is there another one? Yeah.
I don't know.
God, God, God, please, please, God.
Please, oh no we are please!
How do I farm CS?
Is it just on me?
believe you made me donate drop the fucking ego stop engaging when you're
behind play fucking slow for once
again I just like what do you do when you're at 64 CS level 10 like well how do
How do I form?
How do I form?
I just want to FAAAAAAAAN!
Holy f**k man, how am I...
Jat, woa, this is the worst that I've ever done, like, ever, in my life.
Like, this is bad.
Like this is bad. 08 was 70 CS.
I don't even have an item, can we just FF?
Can we just FF?
The bottom of the bottom.
Muda, you should let Kageem coach you.
Motherfucker, do you want to get lost in the face?
Shut up!
I believed in the decency mankind and then I watched us tear down.
like chat there's no way we win this game it's impossible
mood us scale for next game
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
One last time.
Chat, did Baker ever go 0-8 in bronze before?
Your enemy is legendary.
Your inhibitor has been destroyed.
An enemy you're sold to tarry.
You're probably gonna get banned after this game.
I
Wow.
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19 and 2.
19 and 2. 19 and 2. 19 and 2. 19 and 2. 19 and 2.
19 and 2.
Challenger in 20 years minimum.
I just washed him over 20 seconds and you're going to coach that lost cause.
Hey!
Don't talk about my student like that, leader!
Thank you.
He's gonna do it!
Watch your fucking mouth.
Thank you, Bob.
This Adam Sandler impersonator has got to be the worst league of legends player I've ever
seen.
So you're telling me you're telling me I just went one and nine with less than a hundred
yes at 30 minute mark do I just quit the game do I just quit the game do I just
quit the game like I'm not even like do I like I'm not even stolen do I just
quit the game
No, I'm not going to quit the game, we're going to watch Faker.
What do you need to become a legend?
Actually, Faker is different from a thief.
We got to introduce you guys to Faker.
Faker is a thief!
F**kers!
You can carry the game by yourself.
Is there more of an anomaly?
You really know how to play games.
I thought you were a very difficult person.
I don't know how to play games.
I'm a bit shy, but I don't know how to play games.
Seven years of doubt?
Am I still good enough?
or
I want to be a pro gamer
play hard to defeat
tough to beat
Will there ever be another fake guy?
yes
No.
Do we even kill anyone?
I'm kind of confused. When I ask for mid lane and I end up top, whose fault is that? Is
that riot? Call Hamza. Let me call Hamza real quick. Hamza daddy, I picked mid role, the
auto-filmed me top lane I ended up going 0 and 11 and I had 50 CS in less than 30 minutes
that's okay that's all right doesn't matter if your auto-film doesn't count think about it like that
like do not do not care if you got auto-film if you lose you lose it is what it is take it more
or so as like a learning experience thank you bro how do you serve yeah like it does not matter
I'm mad if you lose all of them because you were not you were not designed for that role
True. Thank you though. Anyways, you know a moment real quick. You know a moment
Yo!
Yo.
What are you calling?
I was calling Faker.
Faker?
I was calling Faker, yeah.
But he's in the call with me right now.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I
Want to suck your dick until you're not on my face, bro. Generally
You see you could say that the doctor don't chill on that with me, bro
Chill on that. All right, how you feeling today? I'm feeling good, but I just played really shitty my conference at all time
Well, that's all right, but here's the thing. It's like all all just decided doesn't matter if you lose on autofill
And you know what you should do in your auto field?
Learn something.
Just force yourself to learn something.
I learned something today.
You want to know what it was?
What was it?
Alpha Force, go against something, Dinger.
Hymer's really cancer to play against.
Remake, if you ever go against Hymer, Dinger.
That motherfucker is Hitler.
Yeah, no, that can't be so big.
It is.
It is.
It is.
It's not even, it's not.
So I think it's, it's all right when you're playing Yone,
cause you can go D-Shield second win.
Hold on, Sheree's screen on this one as well.
Today I wanna teach you how to go D-Shield, okay?
It's very important.
Just screen on this, yeah.
Muda, I don't want to watch your shitty ass.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Do your rules, do your rules real quick.
Let me see your rules.
Left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left.
Left side.
Okay, I'm second one. Okay, this one this game. How's that? We're gonna go
I literally have had the same fucking ruins you choose help me choose nine weeks ago
Every time I load the stream up four days later every day. It's the same shit. Can I see your ruins?
It's the same ruins you made for me a week ago
It's to make sure you still have it you dickhead
I'm trying to make sure you still have it
Just get you swapped out because a good player you swap out after every game depending on your match up
Now this game will go de-shock not under that I
Wanted to do a de-shock now read the de-shock for a second
Read it read it read it read it
Restore four health every five seconds. That's terrible
What the fuck is four health every five seconds? Keep reading keep reading brother keep reading after taking damage for a champion
Restore up to 40 health every eight seconds. This is ass
Brother, and then now read, now press P and read the Doran's Blade.
You get nothing but...
I got damage, 80 health.
So what this basically is, if you get poked out, you heal out a lot more.
So the way you play matches, where you get poked out early game, it's good to get these
healed.
You hit, they hit you, but you heal back a lot more.
So this allows you to farm until you're spiked.
Does that make sense?
Yes, I like that.
Okay.
So first thing, Erie.
And do I want to be last hitting or shoving the you want to you want to last it?
Yes, last it now remember if she hits you that's okay
You're just gonna do less damage early game. Okay, just remember that your damage is not the same because you're not going deep
But look you see that's okay
Now look at you see the diesel I was brought to the top
Every time she hits you it refreshes
So so you heal a lot more
You heal a lot more than D-Blade if that makes sense so always just try to last it now go ahead last you can last
He's your second one is really OP
Good job
Well, she just hit level two right always remember about the level two how many minutes does it take to hit the level two after
This trade yeah, which has an e back up
Nice, that's actually a good trade. Now the good thing is you heal back fast. You will heal back a lot faster, okay?
Yeah, you see how fast you're healing?
No, because some max where you hard win is no point going D. She'll just play more aggressive because you can kill them
That's fine
So you know what you can do to constipate is like let her auto attack you if you let her auto attack you it refreshes the dish
See you see how she's hit you the 37 way it refreshes it sometimes good players. They will bait their auto attack to refresh it
Her auto attack doesn't do that much damage
Just only do it when you're trying to go for CS. We'll always try to dodge their ability
W I say this is it
I think you've killed her there too. I was almost
I'm surprised you didn't press charm a lot faster. What's charms what you're her ease or charm
the pink
Pinky that comes out daddy
That was good trade. I was ready to trade you can watch you w flash qw her. Yes. Flash
Yep
I don't want to be alive. I just want to be alive. I don't want to die today.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And you can get a full berserk grease.
Just go with the full berserk grease.
OK.
What did I just say?
If you can go full item, go full item.
Like berserk grease and just go full berserk
berserk grease and set it up.
Yes, OK, good.
OK.
What was the W trick that I taught you yesterday?
What was the W trick I taught you yesterday?
I'm with the minions, so I can size up like this.
Trunches just done with the formation.
Show me.
Get all the minions like this.
Yes, good, very good.
See that air?
Sorry, I don't know if that's in my ear right now, it's kind of...
Throw me up right now.
You just sent me a whole...
Okay, very good, that's perfect.
Very good, okay, her charm is down.
So when her charm is down, that's your timer.
You get Q3 walking turn.
Walk up turn, walk up turn.
There, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, her charm is down.
Oh, you missed.
You can't, now you might die.
Kill it.
Oh, nice dodge!
Get Q3 going on her again.
Q3 on her.
Q3, Q3.
Oh!
you can eq, eq
nice try
nice try, that right there?
how do i hit my w? cause when i go to hit my w and i'm that close to where i always missed
do i have to back up then w?
you were, you kinda threw it on the way
like how do i w when i'm right on?
press the refill, press the refill, press the refill
you had to point it towards her, you just didn't point it towards her
It's the guy with the big nose. Oh, yes. Yes, you would if you eat cute auto and then you press each he's dead
You're taking a wave. Oh my gosh. Just did the Jinxie. No, no, no, I disabled your chat
Now
I
Was gonna have you in like a fucking princess suit if she wins
You know that right? I know bro. I don't want to be in a princess suit. Well, please
So lock in all right listen
Listen, so now you know how to play with D-Shield, correct? You kill a lot more than you take back trade. All right
For your timer is when her E is down
Her ease up. Okay. She has old careful. She's six
So right there you went in when she has her ultimate okay so you got to play around her
levels right now you're kind of behind now though okay play you got to play slow not
this way or not you're not ahead until your ultimate okay once you have board then you
can play aggressive okay so no more playing aggressive it's level yes okay I want you
Explain your thought processes like tell me what you're thinking good. You're playing
Okay, I'm gonna go through this way for a click
Good
Why did you not get that CS
Yep, you kill you have your art art art
Cute oh almost almost almost if you were faster she was dead
You can crush this right?
Oh my shrike.
She crushes.
Very good W. Good job.
Very good Q3.
Nice.
See, you're learning these small things day by day.
Which is good.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Yeah, that's it. That's it. Right now, so the moment you get to play, now you want to rotate.
You either rotate Ba or look dragon. Yep.
We just took it.
You can fight him though, I think.
If Teemo helps you, ping him.
I thought, why is he not going in?
Your support just shold you. That's not your fault.
That's not your fault. Your Teemo just shold me.
The right play was to take the plate and then rotate the drag, but you did that perfectly fine.
So right now, how do you get back in the game now, Wuda?
I just need to farm, bro. Farm.
Yeah.
You're down, so you can't really fight her.
Yeah.
See how much damage you've got? Because she has more items in here.
Yeah, she did. It's fucking my ass up.
Yeah, but it's okay because you went going, what? You went de-shielded.
Holy shit. Are you going to be fast up out of here now?
She can ult you yes, or if you're feeling ballsy because your refill is going off like your pot. You could stay
You can EW remember EW
But stand behind the minions you always want to stand behind the minions against Ari because if you're behind the minion
Then the charm doesn't hit you remember. Yeah
The bottom of a ball
That's that's
Oh my god, you're fine.
Wait, she told, she told, she told, she told, she told, she told, you can see, you can see,
you can see.
She has no ult, she has no flash.
Just stay away from her Q and E, stay away from it.
Just farm, now you can farm, she has no, no, no, no, no, wait, actually you could, if
you're feeling balls, you could.
No, no, W.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Very good. Very good. It's the fact that you thought about that and you knew you could kill her which is good. W the whole wave.
What up one thing you really need to work on though is our CS that is your big big horrible
horrible like that is the elephant in the room right now like you can't climb without CS
Yes, it feels nice to kill them.
This is bad though, right?
Because you're overstaying.
She could come in the lane.
Oh, you rascal.
I mean-
You should just reset and buy.
Yes.
She's probably going to stop your base here, though.
No, she won't.
She's like, good girl.
Fuck this person.
Nope.
She stopped your base.
Am I just dead now?
No, you can walk away.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
My God, holy terrorists.
What the fuck is that?
It's fine.
Okay, listen.
Put up.
We are gonna go to practice to after this game, alright?
Everyone feel ten cs a minute. How about that?
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
And I'ma bully you on RE while doing it, and I'ma tell you what you're doing wrong.
Okay?
Hold on.
So first time, see what, what's she got? What does she have right now?
She right now has, uh, not even in full I don't know.
Yes, but, you also accepted, she, she used her Q.
But her E is useless if you're what exactly mood up she can't charm you if you're behind
a minion.
That was good.
You say just cute there by the way you cute at the tip pause on that okay no time you're
doing that fight fight with a fight.
It's too late.
Pan over pan over.
Yes.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Yeah, I can't go in with my ult, but...
No, you can't. She's too far. She ulted her way.
Her ult is like 3 dashes. You can't kill her.
Yup.
Two everything, Mudo. Two everything.
And W.
You can use your W to wait for her.
Yup, you can stay.
It's good. This is very good.
Always try to pan over, Mudo, okay?
Today, we're learning D-Shield,
and we're gonna learn how to tend to you some minutes,
and using our camera.
Okay?
You wanna, uh, try to fucking put some fucking tools in here?
Well, these shields you understood it now.
Yeah, I think you understood it.
It's easy. Simple. Just a different play style.
Okay?
CS-ing and moving our camera. Okay?
This is greedy now. What did I tell you?
This is greedy, right?
That was easier for a thousand gold. Yeah, but I know where two of them are.
I don't know where the jungler is though. I could get fucked and I'll buy jungler.
You guys see where he's going?
Oh, you know how you see it? There you go.
But your Auri was, your Auri, after fighting the Kain, she reset.
All right, and you just got the plate so there's no point over saying you spend your gold and then come back
Yes, okay good yet, she's not there then yet summer
Okay, nice, okay, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. You are
I just read I know what you're doing. You're trying to exit right now, but it's not good because you have gold
So now she's gonna stop your base. You're wasting blood. Exactly. What is that? What is that? What does that do?
Now you now you have to stay because the wave is there
So you're losing time to kill her
Like yes, you're winning these trades, but you could even you could be even more happy. Okay, so John was gonna be below you
Careful. He's right there. Go back to your turret
Like their mechanics are really good. Go back, go back, go back.
Really? I want to fight her coach.
But you can have a guaranteed fight when you're ahead.
But you can still fight her, yes, but you're just limit testing at that point.
Do you want something guaranteed or flipped?
And over.
That's two more charges. You win it tonight.
Oh, well, something like that.
Okay so you know so you see our charge at the top you can go go go go go go go go go.
I see it. Okay that's it, that's it, that's it. Out.
Out. Four of them is there. Out, out, out. Out, out, out, out.
Alright I heard you tell her check out it. I got a little puck out of here.
The puck back there. Yes, yes, yes.
So imagine you had your items here. You would have done a lot more damage than Ari, correct?
You wasted time mid for extra gold that you don't even need, okay?
Yeah, and I missed Poverty, yes.
Yes, you even lose more because you waste your time.
I need to look at the map a lot more.
The moment you see the jungler looking for a gank on you, okay?
Your jungler was ganked you three times and you didn't react.
No, you saved it.
Well, you pinged him out.
Bolt turned, I still up bot, so there's no point rotating right now.
Unless they need to save for late.
What should he do now?
No.
I don't know.
Push the wave.
Yes.
Be confident in your answer.
Yep.
You could have hit it once.
You could have hit it once even if she poked you.
It doesn't matter.
I don't know why she's walking into you melee.
You win melee.
The problem is getting on top of you.
You're not going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
You're going to win.
on top see how much you give by the way from your sister
you're on the six perfect oh that was perfect wait wait wait go back go back
go back go back did you did you just see what you just did no no no you didn't
just Q W
you're fine you're fine you're fine I'm dubbing I'm dubbing your W gives you
shield and heal. You can just W if everybody hits you, always W. Your W is like a, what
is that one blue character on Valorant?
No, no, no, no. Iso, Iso, Iso. I think it's called Iso. You know how when he throws a
shield that's your W just imagine that's your W okay from now on that's your
ISO get in the hang of pressing it the moment you feel like you're in danger but
but but it needs to hit something okay
she's oh she under HP she's oh you kill her you kill it you are nice see that's
That's a bit of an overkill, but it's okay.
You got the kill.
What else did I have done then?
Oh, I should have just caught it.
You could just E Q and she's just dead, right?
Like, all things is an overkill.
Fuck me.
That's not it, this is fine, this is fine,
this is good, this is really good.
Yeah, but we really gonna work on that, don't worry.
Okay, crush this, hit everything.
Perfect, good Qs and W, good.
okay Massey's above you you could try to fight him press up press up what is he out
you can fight him you got him though
you can't can't can't can't get out
is that a terrorist? what the fuck is that?
no no no he's gonna knock you up just run away from that run away he's gonna be
behind you
what the fuck is this I've never seen this before
So you see what Retail does? It's basically one shunt of turret.
Yes, it's Retail.
Yes, anyone who's just on the team that got it, you get inside of it and ride it.
She's ulting onto you. You have a ignite. Fight! W!
Nice.
Okay, I guess I was going to use this fight. I don't fight there. Like, I don't get it.
You didn't you didn't eat into her but your king also could have helped you I think but
Right there you can't really fight because she's really ahead right now. She's really strong how much ahead is she?
Didn't fair not that much
But she mechanically played a better
No Muda she's not a smurf
She's not a smurf. There's shit
Look over she's two levels ahead of you
Which is a lot
And you can't believe your champion is pretty useful.
I just pinned these guys and told them to go, okay, ready?
So control here, and here, and there you go, go boss.
No, you control left ping them, and then you alt left click mid.
You see how it's looping?
Looping is like go.
Yeah, yeah, just like that.
Just like that.
Or you can say, or you can do alt left click down.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing, bless his heart.
All left click him?
All left click him.
I mean all control left click, excuse me.
So you can't really all left click on...
Oh, the morgon is there, and you're here.
Ooh.
That's fine, that's fine, you hit it.
You hit it, you hit it, you hit it.
Got you.
Yeah, two more!
Oh!
I like the movement though!
I like the movement though!
I like the movement, yes!
That's good movement, yes.
Don't be predicting.
Okay, EQ him.
Be careful of the snare.
So, look at the Masi behind you.
Masi is behind you above you.
You need to pan over to see if you can kill him.
Your teammates were chasing him.
Yes, now you can't, but you should have before.
Chase him! Chase him! Chase him! Chase him! The game's dead, dude!
Little Jaycee. Last hit. Nice, Mooda! Nice!
I want you to last hit these kills a lot better with your ego.
Just so you can guarantee you get the kill.
Do you understand?
Get the plate! Get the plate!
E! E and auto got you. Nice. Just like that.
You're not she's a support don't be scared like understand you taking HP does not mean you're dead
Hey now you need to reset you're a big chunked out and you're mid laner that mid laner is pushing mid
I don't know why your team will still bot lane you need to go mid because your team will just want to go
Yeah, that's good, that's good.
It doesn't matter, Muda.
Who cares?
No, bro, listen, losing does not matter.
Losing is futile.
Because if you learn something, you're going to go on a 10 win streak.
Make sense?
Yeah, I should like that.
We'll talk.
Right now you should go talk.
Right here.
This is how you play from behind.
look for isolation planes, you have numbers, you're going way too? Yeah, you eat, kill
each other, you night him. Nice! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nice. Okay. That was OD, I apologize. That's OD, yes, yes,
but you killed him, that's good. That's good. Perfect. Exactly like that.
Can I ask if you want from here to here then? Then. No, no, no, no. Done. You just press
It's a lot better. It's faster.
This is very good. Okay, what do you do now?
I'll let it go. I'll let it go.
Grab the wave and then go off.
No, you grab wave mid and stay around Baron
and try to prevent them from getting Baron.
And if there's an isolation play, look for an isolation play.
Just you don't want them trying to get Baron, but they're very ahead.
This game's pretty hard. I'm up a lot.
I didn't even see who you might be.
I
Only know I'm buried now, but you don't let's take your camp your your waves. It's okay
Okay
That's okay, that's all right doesn't matter you did good. It does not matter look at the KDA
It's okay, it's okay. It's alright. It's alright. They have my god. You're gonna get fucking silver before me. No, he's not
Okay, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. I
I need you. I really need you to try to get 10 CS a minute, but I'm gonna try to kill you, okay?
Fuck you know what you're at your coach. No
This is very important very very important
Cessing over kills objective over everything. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Perfect. Good job. Good boy
Okay, I'm gonna go army again. Okay, I'm gonna do exactly what she was doing. Okay, what I want you to do
What I want you to do, I want you to sort try to farm with DCI while I'm poking you. Okay
Okay.
Time to practice using auto attack.
Are you just standing ready for Qs when pushing?
I did, I did, but he asked trouble auto attacking.
They say there's no way.
There's trouble with that.
Okay, teleport mid.
I can't rest.
Teleport mid, I'ma fast forward.
Wonder what that makes me.
Welcome to Southern America.
It couldn't stop me.
Minions have stopped.
All right, move up.
So you went D-Shield.
What does D-Shield do?
Okay, so I'm gonna show you what it does. Don't don't do nothing. Don't do nothing. Okay if I auto you
You see above your eight. Yeah above your abilities. It's a proxies. All right. I know
So you feel a lot faster
It's okay to get hit once by a
It's a way to get hit by an auto attack, but you want to dodge the ability so if you're going for this minute
And I auto you that's okay, because you're taking 39 damage now, but you regain that over time
Does that make sense? Yes
Okay, good
So right so what they do is they're gonna prevent you from getting these minions and they're just gonna use their abilities on you, okay?
I can press W, the W is like a fire fox that goes around her and it procs to the closest
target I believe, let me see.
Okay, now I'm gonna try to kill you now Mudo, okay?
Yeah, go for it, you can't even kill me, you try to.
You sure?
Yeah, I promise.
I was just letting you see us, but I'll try to kill you now.
You got hit.
terrible this is not good what are you doing wrong here no but you're taking too
much poke out of it though you have to play it slow like if you look at the
minions the minions weren't even one shot of them it was you weren't last
hitting so because you were because the minions weren't low enough you're just
just walking up just taking free poke.
Does that make sense?
Yes, okay, go, go, go,
try to do whatever you want.
Okay, okay, sure.
Good, walk back when you can't get it.
If you can always, you can even press EW as a farm, okay?
It's okay, just don't only save your EW or EQR,
EQ, EQ, so it's just all in.
You can also do it as a farm.
Yes, that's good, that's good, just like that, okay?
That's good, you can W.
W the minions.
That's fine, but you can still use it.
But, go ahead and speak.
I didn't have my W, I absolutely killed twice.
That's fine, that's fine, but you just, just try to always CS.
Okay?
So this is a very bad spot for you, but I'm doing here.
Why?
Because you can't use time.
And why is that bad for you?
Because I have to over extend, but you can get me ganked by a jungler.
Yes, good and what else?
Well, it's not that I can kill you the right answer
I was really looking for was I basically make your champion useless
Okay, because you're looking to all in me, but because the tower here is like to save me you can't ever all in
Make sense. Yeah, try to try to go on me. Go go go
see what I mean but if I'm all the way over here look if I'm all the way over
here you can run me down correct so you you really have to try to break this
freeze okay try to break this freeze
you can't cause your ease down but you want to do you could sit here you can
You can like eat here and just like kill me like this way. You know what I mean?
You have to shove me back to the tower so
Yes, good
Good break the freeze Muda
Break the freeze Muda
Like the trees
You're winning these trades like this is really good for you. This is good. Yep. Yep. Yep
different time but understand your range on your queue okay you might W you
remove his feet okay so now what's happening to the way not Muda
yes good good very good very good okay I'm resetting the game you still remember
this okay we're resetting the game I'm gonna try to kill you now okay back to
square one show them what you got so for me good luck good luck don't hit me
driving all right good luck okay I see you in the lane why are you walking up
here you know I can just walk up to you up so look go get items wait okay we need
We start this
Yeah, I am a DCU
Yeah, I don't know so for me
Okay, good fast-forwarding. Don't hit me
All right, go go go to your position go to your position. I'm gonna go to my position
I'm gonna try to kill you and last it. Okay. I want you to play as like it's an actual game
Tell me a thought process
I just put a thing down in the river
This is actually bad for me you got to see us and I just got a little bit poke
That was really good for you. My W went on top of you instead of the minions
But now you walked up for my W
Right there. What is that thunder?
that's my ruin it's called electrocute so if I hit you three times with anything
it procs electrocute which is like a burst but if you click on my if you left
click my champion there's a cooldown to it like let's click my champion left click
I want you know do you see that like you on top of my head yeah it was great out
but now it's red you see does it show I don't know if it shows right now I just
I just see top left that's here I see everything I don't see oh I see what
You mean, yeah.
But do you see the lech-
I don't know if you-
I don't know if you-
Yeah, I see it, I see it, I see it, it's right here.
You see the lech-
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So you see how it's like not grayed out?
That means it's up.
So if I hit you like-
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't don't don't, come here, come here, come here, come here.
If I hit you once, twice, three times,
so I just propped it.
That's so OP, you know what I said?
Better than a knife.
it's it's like it's like an explosion but it's a big ruin but look at your room
now read your room 90 true damage over five seconds
what the fuck are you reading that no that's that's not a ruin oh that's that's ignite
see we both have ignite that's ignite that's just summoner spell oh wait you're there ruin that
does that yeah so the ruin electric cube works good on mages because mages are what
Bursting champions, so what's good with bursting champions? Let's you but
No, we have short trades
Exactly moodles good very good. You're learning. Okay now read your read your read just read your rune right now press time and read it
Hello read it take down champions minions towers place an epic monster
No, that's your quest your ruin the yellow thing it says lethal tempo. Oh if you press tab hubble
Attacking an enemy champion grants you 6% attached to me for five seconds up to six at max
Who's stocks deal 15.4 bonus adaptive damage on attack?
Okay, come here. I'll attack me. I'm so myself feel it out
You get more types of the more you hit me you feel it
Now you have a lead tumble.
Keep it in.
You see how you're attacking a lot faster?
And you see the extra damage you get from lead to tumble?
Does that make sense?
So the more you hit, you've parked your lead to tumble.
So that's why Yone wins long trades.
And I'm pretty sure, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, stop hitting. Stop auto-ing.
I'm just like 8x looking at it.
Yes! Oh! But you ain't clickin right now!
Yeah.
Say what love?
Love love love.
Oh my god, he's learning!
Cue it!
So your Q...
Your Q can keep your lethal tempo proc up, okay?
It can keep it more active.
So if you look above your character, look above your character model.
Come now at the bottom.
Do you see above your character model?
It shows your lethal tempo?
How it says 6?
I
Above your character like like above your skills, excuse me above your skills. It's just show six
See how it's going down. It's ticking down. Wait. Look. You shall six now. I don't see what you see
Where do you see that?
above your above your HUD
You know when you saw the the
Now says five now six, okay, I'll stop hitting stop any pants into the number you see how it's going down
No, no, didn't go out yet. It's gonna go now right now. You saw go five four three two one and it goes out quick
Yes, so to keep it up to keep it up. You have to auto me
Yes, you have to auto me or you cue me if you auto me or cue me it's based up
No, it's not useful because your champion your champion is an all-in champion
So if you you can practice very easily, okay, stop hitting stop hitting
Okay, I want you to do this real quick
wait wait let it let it go all the way out let it go all the way out I want you
to auto cue and then in between your auto attack space I want you to cue me
okay when it's up good very good you got three procs in the span of a second
that was perfect exactly like that okay that's good that is very good now you
You always want to keep it up if you could,
if you're about to all in them.
Does that make sense?
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
You gain a lot of attack speed on this, like a lot.
It's why, when I was playing Yone,
I would just run at you, just keep my auto attack on.
I'd always go like this.
You remember how I'd always run you down?
Yeah, should I just run like you keep those in low to low?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you're not a bursting champion, Mudo.
You're an all-in champion.
Understand your kit.
You are a all-in champion, okay?
You can win short trades.
How do you win a short trade?
So you win a short trade.
No, no, no.
You want an EQ3, W, auto, and then back out, okay?
Do it.
Or you can even EQW auto back out.
So.
True justice done with the chorus.
Press EQW.
I don't have W.
It's okay.
J, J, W.
Press EQW auto.
Try it.
EQW auto.
W auto try eq w auto back out
Back out that's two that's two hours
EQ W auto
That that's good. See see it depends on how you want to trade. Okay, so
You know how when the army was going like the charm, okay? Do eq on w and then press e back in sleep
You see that yeah, that's a short short trade
Okay, that's really good if you know they have a cc for you and they don't have a cc for you
Throw in the auto attack because if they hit you look look I won't throw the eiu throw eq w auto
Perfect what happened there I press w on you exactly exactly okay now eq w e
That's not bad, I threw it too fast, but...perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect.
Just like that.
Did you see how you went back?
You see how you went back even though I hit you?
Your E is a buffer.
It's a little bit too close, not bad.
So your E2 callback, it dodges there CC.
But you're still going to get CC'd on the way back, okay?
Yeah, you know that.
Okay, good, good, good.
Just make it sure, because I need to see that a lot more.
The only problem is just CS'ing and...
I just want to, but this is your bread and butter.
You need to fully, fully perfect this.
Once you can perfect that,
then you can get other stuff too, okay?
But now we're going to, let's do CS real quick, all right?
And fast forward it.
Yalla, I'm going to level up once.
Okay, go. Farm. Go, go, go. Go farm.
So what's happening to the wave right now?
Yes. See, you're just taking unnecessary trades, right?
If you want a short trade, look for a short trade.
If you want to all of them, put yourself in an all-in position, right?
AQ3.
Or you can EQ, W, and back out.
very good that was fine turn off your cooldown by the way I turned off I turned
it off as well my bad like so real quick let's reset it let's reset it let me set
it oh fuck I'm oh shit I'm going for 10 minutes fuck
my bad but do you have any questions?
one question I just want to get back from the game to be honest because the more games that
But you need to work on CS. Okay, five minutes of CS five minutes only five minutes. Okay five minutes not
Only five minutes when a please five minutes, please, please. I'm doing this for you. Whoa, five minutes
Five minutes will lock in with me, please
Okay, are you there with me
Okay, I need you to what really want it
5 minutes of straight laning, imma try to kill you.
You bought d-blade.
We go again.
We go again.
Take your mid quest, t-shield and come back to lane.
T-shield teleport to lane.
Bonnie let's ride. Okay. Minions has spawned. All right. Hello. Go. Come on. Come on. That's it.
That's fine. Yes. You saw you walk back while I'm trying to auto attack. That's good.
That's good. Only walk up when necessary because right now you're against a range champion.
So you can't really walk up and auto attack unless you're going to really take a bad trade.
This is fine. You got two CS for a little bit of a poke. That's worth it. Okay?
Now there's no point walking up here because unless you're gonna get a Q, but you're gonna look for a trade, right?
That's fine to sack it.
Sometimes okay to give it up because I'm gonna be pushing towards you. So your events gonna get it.
Sometimes in bad matches, you can't really walk up. Like right here, you can't walk up right now.
You can only walk up at level three. You can use your Q3 at the tip.
that's fine but you you you walked into me when I was when I was level two you're
level two now but you're also gonna heal
be calm there's no need to rush it okay the minions are always full HP
right now what you doing right now is bad I can kill you why the minis are
already full like full HP you can't one shot the mini so why are you walking up
Understand well that one and yes, but the one when it was before that
Before you were still walking up when it wasn't even when it wasn't you know
No, they were there were there about like half HP
So right here you want to try to farm under your turret. I'm just trying to pull you out
Put yourself in a position where I can't eat remember
Good, very good. So what's happening to the leg now?
Pushing back to your side now.
Yes, so what can he do here now?
Uhhh...
Very good!
Uhhh! Good! What did he just do there?
I'm trying to fuck off here if you're free.
Yes, and you Q3'd at the tip and W'd.
So you won a short trade and you're trying to break the freeze.
You did two things in one.
Two bird and one stone, good shit.
Very good.
Like I need to understand it so then you can do it
in an actual game, right?
I'm ingrained into you.
So right now the wave, the wave right now is gonna,
this one is a bit tricky,
but this is basically gonna slow push and Q
if I just like hit the wave.
Because the minions are more on my side, but it's gonna stack on one of these minions. So it's gonna be pushing to you automatically
You're gonna kill me there by the way
If you EQ W
Get in the hang of this use your W. Don't be scared to use your W
Okay, go in the game, oh no, it's okay, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
You won because you learn how to break the freeze or try to break the freeze, okay?
All right, and you're short trading.
Bro, don't, don't, don't, don't start pouting, don't, don't pout, it, what up?
You did fine.
What rank do you think I am right now?
Gold.
Actually, yeah easily
Really I'm told your gold. Yes mechanically your gold
really
Hola
Really, I think your mechanics are really good. Yes, I
Think your mechanics is easily cold level
But I think your brain is like where you belong
What the fuck?
Yeah, just being honest, right?
But you're really good for your level.
Like, the fact that your mechanics is better than your brain,
it's you that's supposed to be the opposite, by the way.
You know that, right?
What?
Like, usually people don't have good mechanics when they first start playing.
You think it's about to play through this room to my left so I don't have to touch it.
What the fuck do you just say?
It's auto attack on?
Yes I know but he says he wants it on.
No, no, I'm gonna turn it off on this.
So why do you have it on the whole time?
Cause you have it on, my coach has it on.
I had it on the first time I passed you one day so I need to turn it off.
I hope you do I hope you do bro I hope you do bro I hope all my students do better than
me one day but you know stop it that all coaches and anyone has it in their heart focus on
me bro fuck you know fuck them all fuck all my other students you're the only one I care
about big M I love you bro I love you too I lock in now what you doing in champs like
Now from now on every time so every round chat like every time. I'm gonna see who I'm playing again
Are you
No, I finished
Don't eat while you're playing with me, I don't know. I finished eating. Okay good
My rule is the only rule I have when I'm playing with you. Don't fucking eat or while I'm coaching you bro
Yes, yes, daddy. Yes
how over is that I'll watch as a boy this character is so fucking by the way
yep it's very age but what do you think is his downside so I'm gonna go Doran's
yeah yeah I'm gonna go Doran's here he might be balling though by the way it
might be a mage boss someone said bronze doesn't deserve food no I just don't
thing when you're underperforming is your food. Wait is that Jinxie? Jinxie is a cute snack to me.
Is that Jinxie? I think that's Jinxie but it's a cute snack to me.
Oh my god we're going against Jinxie.
Are you actually? Yeah it's Jinxie. He just messaged me. He said muda I'm killing against you.
Say wallah. Wallah.
You said wallah? Wallah. You said wallah.
I would cancel Q, I don't want you to play against Zoroth, it's kinda cancer.
Cancel Q?
I'll be Q'd.
Well I feel like I should want to play against them both, because everytime when I'm not
against you, I get Zoroth.
Think so?
Yes, I always get Zoroth.
Okay, alright, alright, I think you've been seeing Aries and Ekko's almost every game
now.
What does that mean you've been playing against, Aries, Ekko and what else?
Fuckin' Dinger, that fucking son of a bitch.
Kessemo be'ijde'abushalimutawahatkalim kessechto.
He's in that matchup, you'd wanna go D-Shield as well.
It's my turn to make it right now, even if you, oh no.
Remember, if it's a hard matchup for you, D-Shield.
If it's an easy matchup for you, you go D-Blade.
Yeah, I got it.
D-Blade's when you know you're gonna kill them.
That's a little bit more big balls.
A lot of Smurfs, they usually go D-Blade in lanes,
even in lanes where they don't win,
because they know the mechanically better
okay so then fuck that shit
I'm saying fucking uh...
de-play, what the fuck?
well, fuck that shit
I don't even know Doran's shield
I don't even fucking know Doran's shield
no, Doran's shield is more consistent, Muda
yes, I wanna be, I wanna...
okay fine
you're not a smurf, Muda
you're not a smurf yet
one day you will be
not yet
understand the fundamentals first
because it's very...
can I put this song on before the game starts?
yes, yes, put it on
it's a good song, put it on
I
Don't suppose nice on you on a to be honest, I think it would be nice on you on a by never really
I think it is though
That might be brand-aid okay, I'm over brand right now. I know a brand over and I'll bring us
How about you start just look at it?
That's you
That's the idea of it.
No.
You see how I just point you like that's a point in play.
That's the idea.
One to the volcano, one to the city.
That's the idea.
See how I just like burn to the inside.
When he blows the fire, that's the key.
So then different interactions.
Wait, lost for a second.
Lost for a second.
There's different interactions with Brett.
It's very tricky, but it's very important to listen to this. Okay. There you go
So, you know that fireball when he throws it at you
the auto or the Q
That fireball he keep those it's cute. It's cute. Okay the Q. Okay
That Q stuns you if you were already hit by another fire ability
By another ability
Yes, so if he cues me hits you the W. I get stunned
No, so if he but I explained the wrong if if he presses E or W or R and it lands on you and then he presses Q
It's gonna study. Okay. So that's is other than Q
Yes, but there's different interactions. Okay now if they're already they're ready flay if they're already burning
Okay, anyone for the future any time you tell me about an ability bro in the pregame lobby
I forget everything you told me about the time I had to the game
I need to see it to know what you're saying
I just like I need to play against it to know what you're saying. Will you tell me this shit like walla?
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know anything. You just told me last 30 seconds. I
Need to like
Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's a saying, Moodle, Moodle.
That's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
When you get to the X on the spot,
I want you to turn 14 degrees to the left into the left.
Yes, TikTok brain.
Yes, TikTok brain.
I understand, I know.
I'm a visual learner, not a sound listener.
That's fine, but I showed you the billies though.
You saw the billies.
Yeah, I got it.
You just saw it.
Yeah, yeah, Q is the fireball.
W is the fire pit.
And E is the volcano.
No, the fire
The ease one that burns from the inside he like rips you apart on the inside
It's like it burns you it's a pointed clip you can't dodge that okay
It's like a ruption
So do I go deep later gets this guy? Do I just go halmo halmo?
So another thing is with D. Shield it it also procs
When you're burning so you're always healing if you got hit by a burn ability it constantly reactivates
Ah, more being, more being.
Signature, more being.
English, English too.
English, English.
Shabby, shabby, shabby.
Shabby, shabby, shabby.
Shabby, shabby.
You are my shabby.
Thank you, thank you.
What's up?
What's up?
All right.
What does Leona does?
Let's learn other, other chapters.
She has a big gun and like she can shoot you a
Gun
Or is that mf
That's mf but mf is not in this game. I see
I know what
Samira does
What does Samira knows she has his big sword and she like like teleports to you
No, she no, okay. I know what Warwick does. I'm sure you do. Okay. I know what vein does
what does vein do vein sucks your soul basically. No, she doesn't. No. Okay. I know what James
does. What is Jinx to because like this big rocky launcher, she just run that it right.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, that's good. That's good. All right, but you want to really every time you play the game
You want to know what every champion does? Okay?
That's the hard part of lead once you understand what every champion does you'll skyrocket literally easily you go straight to diamond because of that
There's a lot of people are below dynamics. They don't know what every champion does
Yeah, because they don't look the counteracts and the counterups and the matchups and when they go
Exactly, I mean to know the countermatches, but they need to know how to play around it
But once you know what every champion does, you're not a player relative.
Understood, understood, understood, yeah.
So once you're going to a game, you'll know what Brand does.
So Graves, do you know what Graves does?
Graves, yeah, I know what Graves does.
Graves does like this weird like fire launcher missile, lava shooter thing.
To an extent, to an extent, yes.
And he kind of like this, you know, like, I have no idea what Graves does, what does he do?
Doesn't even matter what you tell me though, because I didn't go against him.
When you when you when you I don't want to over-simulate while you're playing against the grains first
Let's let's learn mid mid my matchups. Okay, but you kind of need to know when their jungles like the higher you go
Do not autopilot your first item. It's very important. Okay
So yes that flash and TP no ignite
Wait, let me see. Let me see what he got
Flash so that means if he takes a bad trade he just TV back into the lane, okay?
Yeah, true, but that's a huge
Okay, how do you think you're playing this lane? He's a range champion
I'm just gonna stack my Q3s poke him out my my tips
Yep, I
Want you to farm here this game?
I want to see good CS don't try to kill him try to farm and I want you to cut look at your warwick
We your warwick
Always look at these five. Oh, so that means he just took W. So now you know their their branch of W
You should not wore that but do not ever wore that was bad. Yes
How come
Me a team of AFK you might come out of lane
Want to remake
Timmy's AFK
Fuck me my ass
How long get so remake?
How long do you have? Two minutes?
Don't think it'll last long.
Do I read it?
Yeah, just stream it. Slash stream it. Slash stream it. Slash stream it. Type Slash Stream it.
Say yes, type, say yes guys.
Oh, I don't know, you're in party time. It's fine. It's good.
Alright, the game's gonna spin.
Whatever, bro. What the fuck is this shit, bro? Why are they remaking? What the fuck is this?
What do you mean? Why are they remaking? You had an AFK. The guy, why is he AFK?
Like some people they have to go. Who does this motherfucker think he is?
You know back then, I was playing League when they didn't have remakes, so if somebody AFK'd, you just take the out.
Yeah, but is your LP lost, no?
No, back then you lose LP if somebody didn't connect.
Yeah, guess what, guess what, dickhead, we have that environment.
There's no fucking no nothing.
If someone leaves your game, you just fucking lose everything.
Well, back then we didn't get shit.
Yeah, we still don't have shit.
I don't know why.
I'm gonna have to get pissed, okay?
Okay, go. But you have to be quick so you pick your champion.
How quick?
At least a minute, go.
No, my piss is taking a minute 30.
You're wasting time.
Go.
I don't know if I should go, but I don't know, I'm scared, but I really do need a piss, I really need a piss.
Okay, then you can first pick and then go, but you're gonna be counterpicking.
Wait, just fucking your champion and then go, you'll have enough time.
Okay, look at Nunu real quick. You know what, you know what you should do every game?
If you don't know what a champion does, you can do it, you can do it in my favor.
If you don't know what that champion is, hover over and just look at it. Please, it really will help you out a lot.
Who the fuck is Nunu Wilmo?
Pause the talk. That's his Q, he eats you and heals
That's his E. Yeah
Okay
Okay, go, go to the back there, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
I think he's against Akali. Isn't that like his worst matchup?
Is it is it a guy like his worst matchup? Yeah. Yeah
Oh, he's cooked. Oh
Not that better cook
These go D. She'll or D blade
Now I'm just I want him to learn D. She'll he's so cooked he's D. She'll I think
This is a skill matchup but it's not my favorite to Akali. A lot favorite. I wanted to focus more on
CS'ing over killing. Oh yeah you should take Fleet, but I haven't taught him Fleet. No, no,
no. Let him stick to what he knows. I don't want to teach him Fleet. That's too advanced. That's too
advance no no it's not brother I can't teach him fleet now but he doesn't play
fleet why would I teach him fleet in a matchup where he doesn't even know it's
an Akali main how do you know but he has prestige coven Akali oh no okay how much
How much you wanna bet Mooda's gonna win this chat?
How much you wanna bet Mooda's gonna win this?
Not if I make a prediction.
I'm predict this.
I believe in Mooda.
Mooda, let's go.
He wins.
He loses.
Again! Yo!
Get out of base!
Mooda!
Oh, somebody eat me, holy fuck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He should go.
I say there's no rest for the wicked.
I can't.
I'm going into a collie.
Let me guess.
A collie plays better than you.
It makes me.
A collie's your number one counter.
Ball ride.
It's not your number one counter, but it's really hard.
Okay, so you know what a collie does?
Yes.
Okay.
She's going to space you out with her cube.
You know what spacing means?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is gonna like space
You went all in we're walking ignite. Yep, all in
Night, I mean I hear pop pop pop
That's very good. You went all and she's good at bursting
Very good. Thank you be on her
Very good very good
All right, so now I can auto attack there. Yeah, but I can't I try to do this fucking
I saw you trying to do the old walk as well. She just use her a cue. You see the energy
You can poke around with EQ
That's good. Okay. It's coming to you. It's coming to you. Don't go ahead. Don't know it now
You won't want to let the wave come to you. Oh, I love that. I love that. I thought we coming to you
good good spacing oh you feel it spicy you know I'm saying cuz I said last
time with her that was too full you see the minion all at the back right there
that's something that you'd want to hit you see now you just lost a minion now
you lost that minion okay that's so good you're still going for these trades
so fine I said there you go she's see I was walking up very good there's no
point walking up here you don't want to get unnecessary trade get in what get in
Get in the XP range, okay so you got the XP range of the cannon but you lost the cannon.
Good W, nice. Careful, careful. She has her E, careful, careful.
She can kill you, she can kill you, she has a burst.
Or she does have her E, are you right?
She has her E now, be careful.
I need short trades right now, short trades. Now you're in a short trade range, okay?
But don't be in a range of her E. How do you not get hit by her E?
Just stay away.
Stay away behind a minion. You can stay behind a mini so she can't take it
Do that nice nice at that auto
Very good get the other minions do that
Nice
Try to stay away from her Q as well
E Q and W
Nice nice nice very good very good very good very good very good very good. You can drop a W there as well
Yeah, yeah, I should have yeah, I should have you see how you cancel your ego, but that was good
This is how you slowly win back into the lane.
Man, this fucking Akali's smurfing.
She's smurfing. Yeah, she's smurfing.
That's okay. That's alright.
Get up, get up, boots, and uh...
That's my... next game you hire a champion, so like, okay?
Let me go to hell by my own route.
I'm gonna kill myself in GTA.
No, no, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
Okay.
Most basic of colleagues about...
You're chat is hard.
Respectfully.
Sorry.
I love your chat, bro, but they're actually fucking hard.
Like...
Oh, okay.
W has a higher range.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, that's good.
So if you're ever...
Also, you know you can just E in.
Like E it just so you don't miss it.
So if you're ever in range, obviously you remember the W that I told you?
Yeah
Shut the way fast you both
See the crystals is that enough crystals when you see it
with the plate
I see the plate. Oh, no, it's too healthy. It's too. Okay. Okay. Come back. Come back. Come back. No, no, don't hit it
You don't want to hit it. You don't want to hit it. Oh, it's bad. I'm back
So right now it's not to hit it
Yeah, but he's not all in you. Oh my god
I'm just dead out of here for you, yeah.
Okay.
That's one.
So right there, you need to respect her range.
If you see her walk into you, remember how I said you win short trades.
Because this matchup is not good for you.
So because the matchup is not good for you, you need to learn how to play around it.
What is your Winkon? All in's, right?
But you can't all in because she has a shot.
You know the W thing?
Yeah.
So that kind of cucks your champion.
And you're basically throwing your Q's or W's blind.
You don't know where she's going to be.
So that's why it's a bad match up.
Also she spaces you out very well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Careful, she's 6, she's 6, she can kill you.
There's Jarvis and even all of them?
Yeah.
yeah yeah so I didn't hear like your like little bit she can kill you she
can kill you she doesn't ultimate she's gonna die me here damn bro so I really
just can't fight when I'm weaker huh yeah yeah yeah because you died early like
now it's a bit now it's really really hard
but because you took a turn site you could also say about the same as you
could kill you it's too risky that's again damn it's a very hard it's a very
I'm not going to blame for this game.
It's a hard match up.
But you see what?
It doesn't matter. It does not matter.
Lost does not matter.
At the end of the day it's all about consistency.
If you're consistent, you will always prevail.
Okay?
I'm going to bring her to my side this little bitch.
You can't. No, no, no.
She's behind the tower.
She's resetting, she's coming back into the lane trying to stop her fast get all of them
Get all three, I'll be your back out
Back out, right there she can all in you, she's got to be careful
So what's we do here? You can look for a robot or you can look for a Risa because you pushed away
No, go straight go straight vermin go straight
This is a stranger's yep right there. There you go. Let's go kill you
Well, you can't stay in the lane. So you might as well look for something. Look man. Look man. Oh
She's not anyway, so this is good. This is a timer
So he wanted so now they know you're there. So you go back mid. So this right here is called a rope. Okay?
You roamed but it does nothing to do mid lane you go home bot. Okay?
You're going behind it right now, which is not good. She can kill you
Gotta go all the way around
she can kill you she got a respect right now you need to play safe just farm
so board okay that's it what's the last thing
almost get the auto that she just use her ability if they use their ability
that means you can look for something just because they use their but that
I mean you back out
Who started play around faster hers or mine yours instant e back
Like once you press e to back like you instantly go back
But her e does a lot of damage a lot. That's her main damage by the way
So what you see what she just did just yeah, she used to get back to me
She used her E to go get close to you, but also then once she did a short trade, which is your Q,
she E back to be back in a good position to win the trade.
Like everything in League, it's about you shoot, I shoot, you shoot, I shoot, you shoot, I shoot.
See, you just use your shoot, that's it, that's it.
So you, you, you bit too much more than you can chew.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see how you just won the trade, but then you got greedy?
Yeah.
Take your wings take your small wings. These are trade patterns look over at the masses
They're above you
They can she can dive here by
Three people there
She says we're just gonna fuck
Where you going right now right now? There's no point being here. Same it same it stay under the turret
She might dive you but if she dives you I need to use you need to use all your money
You get her here. You're under the tower. You're gonna fight you. Nice. Nice. Oh
oh my god that was really fucking good really that was amazing one of those
amazing that was perfect that was really good that was really fucking good
push push push where you going push who that was good good w good q q
everything now keep on attacking there's no need to go all the way back
Ah, more to the cannon!
Fuck me, my tight little asshole.
Okay, get the E!
I'm back out! Go back!
Must be!
Nice.
Here.
Only me.
I'm flayed.
I'm still there.
I'm gonna have to wrap my moves on the road.
Who does this bitcher, Cali, think she is?
Can I put my song for five seconds?
For five seconds.
So she's very low now, okay. She happens to be. You can look for short trades and then once
You win that short trade you put for an all-in the the only time where you can all is when her strata is down
Okay, her strata is not even fight
Yep, yeah, I'm your turret. She came to one of your turret keep going
That's fine. She put that really good by the way down's really good by her
Yeah, she's a foul cheating ass fucking pussy ass smurf this fucking bitch. It's not the dog shot of this bitch
Yeah, she can all in you she has our abilities
She has ultimates. She can all in you. Who knows? Damn, bro. So I gotta play like very careful
Bear nice is there now you can walk up. It's your NASA's walk up
Shiver shot us up as well a two-three killer under the turret
Almost standing nice eq
She's playing it really good. She's using her e to dodge a two-three, which is really smart
That was a nice try. That was a good ultimate though. That's fine. She's duffy. I don't think she's iron or so. I don't think she's iron or bronze.
Oh my god. Maybe I'm tweaking iron players and bronze players are good mechanically like this?
He won't take me.
That's just an OTP? Maybe. It could also be an OTP who understands the matchup.
oh my god it's alright Mudo my god oh my god she use her E so all things she can do
to you right now short trade the new is there careful Mudo look at the map flash
oh my god it's overwhelmed right now bro overwhelmed it's okay flow you guys are you
You guys are not losing.
You guys are 10-10.
You can still win this.
As long as you keep yourself in the game, you can still win once you have your board.
It's only hard until you're bored.
But it's still hard even after that, but it allows your champion to flow a lot better.
So you have a sector so that means you can heal.
Try to hit her under your turret, because she can't hit you back.
She hits you back.
She takes a back trade.
That's good.
You see how, don't let her walk into the turret for free.
Yup, just like that.
Say, get the fuck off my turret.
Let's her a bitch. Yeah, she hits her turn don't let it take you for free
Yep, well you wait for the turn remember
That was nice that's very good look how healthy you are compared to them. Yeah, she's getting fucked in the ass
I know that's why
You don't have your E. You can use your W to stop her being.
You can kill her. You can kill her.
That E.
Damn, those bitches.
No, but she used every ability and you're still helping her.
What are you, that's just me.
You Q, W, and kill her.
And E back instantly.
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh no.
It's okay. It's okay. So right there before the jungle came in when the nest was there
So she has a massive to go fucking e off a fucking cliff at his mom's in the sky. I tell him that no fucking retard
What up
Yo, this is a hard matchup. Understand that it's okay to lose this matchup.
No hard one, but if Faker was Yone, would we win?
Yes, but he played the matchup over a million times.
Okay? You need to learn how to be more patient.
You weren't patient in this matchup, it's why she killed you a lot.
She's just not deterred, which means she's super, she's very, very strong and I like press tab.
Yeah, she has two items and a low one, but like boots, so...
Yeah, yeah, she has a whole item and a bit of boots.
She's behind you, careful, careful, she's behind you.
I see that, I see that, I see that.
Damn, bro, what the fuck do I do to this bitch?
It's hard, it's very hard, man.
Bro, should I just main a collie then?
No, no, no, no, right now, right now, I just don't want you to fight.
So, right now, you gotta learn how to just not fight, okay?
just farm and that's it and don't fight her you are not in the discipline to just like fight okay you
can't the reason why i'm saying this because like you need to learn how to play behind and by doing
so you try to retain yourself i don't know what's the word salvage i think salvage like when you're
ready behind just try not to be even more behind okay just play around your team maybe do better
You fight happy you're running into now
The party 95
Yeah, well
Yeah, yeah, nice very good very good
And I'm a black night night night night
Nice. Oh my god. That's really good. That was really good. That was really good mood on
What it has your best thing you could do this game this amazing bottle of this about this
Hey
Oh
Listen, I like that. No, I like that though. Why cuz you've had the heart to go for that and you thought you could kill her
It's the f that counts
That was really good you see how you put that team fight that was really really good
But wait
So you saw Nunu how he pressed how he's like screaming the air whoa
that whole time
And he saw that blue circle around him
That's his charge up. That's like his super saiyan that he's about to explode
It's like a bomb that's about to take and he can take it out at any time
Yeah, but the longer it goes the more damage it does
So you want to use one of your knockups to stop it so a CC will make you three
Yes, you know how when you use your Q3 he exploded
He missed the cannon again, it's okay. That's all right
You gotta learn how to see us over time
I'm good.
No shadow.
I'm careful.
Look at it.
Look at it.
I can't stand fighting.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I was going to.
Because Akali TP behind them.
I think Akali TP's now.
I'm going to this.
I'm going to this.
So, if you look,
five people there and your mouth is top you can't fight that okay especially
because you're behind so right now when you should have done you should have
backed out and spend the gold so you have your item because because there's a
wave there maybe can look for an XP but they're gonna probably dive you so be
careful whoa whoa whoa whoa that's a bit ambitious there Tony
Kill her baby!
Noooo!
How?
Almost, almost, almost. But imagine you just did that with the board.
You were the killer then.
Okay?
Is she really that strong?
She's really fed, but she had to hold to her and she killed him multiple times.
But my entire stream is telling me I fucking checked GenC.
I don't understand why. I'm so confused.
What? Is he not even locked?
What the f**k?
What the f**k is this?
I'm evil Jinxie today!
Bro, Jinxie's actually a tweeter.
Is he playing League today?
I don't even f**king know, but what the f**k?
Is he playing League today?
Should I roam bot here?
Right here and I need to play bot, yes.
Maybe teach him how to melee, maybe take two serves of the casters, one before last hitting them?
That's too much of an information, I'm not even looking at the HP.
E-E, just right there, you saw the blade.
You saw the blade.
Might as dead here.
Like, keep hitting him, you have port now, keep hitting him.
Nice cancel, very good.
Head him out, head him out, wait for E.
Kite, kite, kite, kite.
Oh, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Oh, that was J-Trucked in.
So right here, yes, you would go bottom, right, because you can't really go mid right now.
You're 80, you should go mid lane and you just try to farm XP and gold to get back in
the game.
You're really useless right now.
What up?
Yeah.
It's okay.
Listen to me.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Don't feel down, man. You beat the other people in lane the whole day today.
You beat the other people in lane. It's just not Kali, it's fine.
It's not an easy matchup. It's a hard, hard matchup for you, brother.
Oh, that's just awesome. Fuck out of that atrox, though.
Maybe, but then you might need to eat back fast.
Remember the blade, okay? Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh
Oh
Now very good very good very good very good very good very good very good very good
We'll keep going keep going with them sometimes fight a little final
The mother's at the top
And it's right guy that's fine. That's fine. That was very well played. Yes three men are
that was really good right there is no point in hitting the minion just walk up
and hit the actual champion no see me see me see me go burn go burn go burn
three people are dead very objective little bro find a house yet or not only
no bro I'm only I'm gonna check one out tomorrow only only am I allowed to live
with you if I can't find a house
I hope, yeah, of course, but I think they don't, they're fucking busy.
Yeah, I'm not gonna say it, I'm just hoping, okay, but...
Okay, so this is a big, this is a big objective.
Press B. Say it.
What's the next objective on the map, will you?
Uh...
Sell your refill pot, wait, sell your refill pot, you have 400 gold.
Sell your pot. Get a long shot, there you go.
Where should he go?
Absolutely not, but I do wish you good luck.
Oh, are you serious?
Focus!
Move it up, focus!
Okay, drag!
I already know, drag, drag, drag.
You push mid and then go drag him.
Okay?
Your teammates are now in the jungle, but you need to push mid first.
Always try to get mid-piled before anything.
It's a lot easier to play around the dragon, okay?
Because you have a better entrance.
They're flanking them!
They're ready to go in, Muta!
Kill the Jigs!
Get ready! It's right there!
Yelp!
Yelp!
He's dead! That's it! He's dead!
Nice, Muta! Nice!
Nice, Muta! Nice! Very good!
Yelp, last hit!
Nice! Very good! Very good!
We'll let you win this. I swear you can win this.
What did he do in this?
Rebels? Rebels?
Yes! Yes! It's winnable!
Get ready, Akali might go in here.
Kill H.R.O.S. Kill H.R.O.S. Yes, I'll be...
Nice! Very good, very good. Okay, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Go on.
Vayne got to kill that little rat, we'll see.
It's okay, she's playing good.
Look, Akali just killed your Vayne, she's in there, she's in there.
No, no, come on.
Strong, strong, strong, strong.
She's strong.
Hit the wave, you can 1v2 her though.
Hit the wave.
Hit the turret plate, don't be scared.
If she comes out, you've got her, go, go, go, go, go.
Nice! Nice Mura!
Nice! Very good! Very good!
Get him up! Don't flash!
Hey, nope, yep, yep, yep, careful! Careful of the jinx!
Go on the jinx, go on the jinx, kill the jinx, kill the jinx, jinx, jinx, jinx!
Nice! Nice! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
I was like moving and hitting, moving and hitting, moving and hitting, saving my Q3
for distance, grabbing the Q3 off the middle of the Q3 to the distance to you, it was flowing.
There you go, but that's what you need to do.
But be patient. Don't lose the plot.
You got lost in a saw stick.
You gotta eat that Q3. I messed up your Q3.
Since when do you ever dodge something like that?
You never did that.
So don't just do that because you think you can kill him.
No, don't.
Undo that and get a crit.
Undo. Press undo.
There you go.
That was really good.
You went for being 27...
Bro, bro, do you ever mean two and sevens to eight eight? Where should you go here now? Yes, sir
You're overloading now. This way you're overloading right?
What I'm in late and anything so no you should go by why should you go by it's too big
There's too mid they just got killed they're gonna play stay mid okay, they're gonna take the wave
So you might as well take something for yourself, okay?
I know I know I know I know I know I don't know I'm fucking bad boy
I'm such a fucking bad boy. I'm such a fucking bad boy. I'm a fucking bad boy call me a bad boy
Hanzo bad boy you want some spanky yes you so spanky I missed it don't know
Hey yo shut the way shut the way shut the way shut the way remember the W that I told you though, but that's so fun
It's not bad. I think for effort right? Yes
Right now. No, no, no. Can you wonder you think that's what that's fucking up. Are you in tonight?
Always start up with the other night cuz she heals she might wait for her cool
I'll wait for you wait for Eve you want to go again ready for it ready for it ready for it
Yeah, yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. If you think you're him you can fire
You can eat you can eat you and get you just walk up. Yeah, you could
Listen mechanics
Yo, that bitch is a fucking hacker do you understand that bitch is hacking scripting
No, it's okay. It's all right. It's all right. This is why the matchups hard
You could you know we could do this you start off you can start off with your EQ burn her shroud and the moment she comes out of this
Shroud you alter?
If you see her then you can alter it
Okay, you got to wait out her W you play around her W
You know what her W does to shock me remember her W. Yeah, her W is the
Circle with the clouds and shit. Yeah, and you can't see her
Yeah, so because you can't see her you can't lend your abilities on her
But you could lend your ability, but you're basically just like flipping it
And by me flipping it like you don't know if you're gonna land it or not. So you're taking a gamble
Oh
It's even still it's one hundred. Yep. Oh
My god, how old is that character, bro?
Keep running out this is gonna escape escape. Yeah
I'm just going to get away here, but fuck this is that champion.
Shesh got away, what the fuck is that champion right here?
Killjinks, Killjinks.
Oh shit, oh shit, alright Mooda, okay Mooda, killjinks.
Don't be scared of fucking one now.
No you're not, you have shield buff.
Devonation, kill Nunu, Nunu, Nunu.
Blade, blade, blade, that's it, that's it.
That's it, Muta. Now you have this Q3.
W, W.
There you go.
There you go.
Good shit.
Kill that guy too. E, Q, W, y'all.
Blade, blade, blade, blade, Muta.
I need you to go press E if you see the blade.
blade. Keep going. End the game. Again, you remember the cut on the blade? Yeah, I haven't
flowed to that level yet, but soon. It's very important because you could have saved your
Q3. Exactly. There's a lot of... I said I still world of saving. Just always pay attention.
When you press E and you know you're about to kill them, look for the blade. Look for
the blade. Keep your eyes on the blade, okay? Yes. You know when you're playing basketball,
I am the ball not the player
Same analogy I have a blade I have a blade
There you go exactly like that
You did it you did it you did it you did it you did it you did that shit exactly like that
You see how she instantly died. How they gonna fuck all of us now though. It's okay. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter
It doesn't matter you're gonna end the game you're winning no matter what. Yeah, you either got it
You saw you kept your eyes on the blade there. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah
Yeah, keep your eye on the blade when you see it plus e back. Okay. Yes. Yes, got it
Very good
So bot lane and get Jag
You could go drag or you know better up to you guys
Oh my god, baby. It's so good baby. It's so good. Then it's so good. They're doing better
Yo, how do I enable chat by the way?
No chat, no chat, no chat, no chat, no chat.
Sometimes I want to say good stuff.
Okay, no, no, no.
You're then gonna forget how to turn back on.
What if they say something annoying?
No, no chatting.
I don't want you to chat until you're a challenger.
No chatting.
What?
It's legit bad.
If you chat, it's legit, just, it's so,
it's really bad, seriously.
It's generally bad.
You lose focus.
Oh my God.
Ping your team, ping your team.
Oh, oh, oh, look, click.
Yup.
Oh, look, click down.
I dragged your mouth down.
Yep. You see that?
The flag, yep.
Exactly like that.
That's all.
She has her E on you.
That's what you need to see.
Go to the, she's gonna ult you.
Ready to flash.
Flash, good reaction.
Keep running.
It's gonna chase you.
Good reaction on your flash.
Very good reaction on your flash.
Okay.
Their Collie used everything on you.
An enemy has been slain.
And no kill.
Look, they have drag now, no.
It doesn't matter because you got the main threat
out of the fight, okay?
True.
Get a long sword.
Oh.
Get a long sword, you have 350.
Go back, go back, go back.
Good E.
Very good E, very good.
You like that?
I love that, very good.
Okay, so it doesn't matter that you didn't kill that Collie.
I just got to get a tire kit.
You waste the tire kit.
Now your team is gonna end the game.
Look what's happening.
Okay, look at your Nexus.
Did you miss that?
Fucking G.
Good job, Wookie. Good job.
Clap.
Clap.
Very good.
G. Fucking G.
See how hard it was early game?
Yeah it was. But I'm happy you
Bro, you know what I have a really bad
issue on bro? When I'm losing
and getting fucked
I just keep feeding and feeding
feeding bro the thing is what did you what did it mainly do good here I just
when I was getting fucked I stood under tower I farmed I farmed I helped bot lane
and then I just can I just attacked everyone that wasn't a colleague everyone
the game because of it exactly but the main thing I was looking for was that you
kept yourself in the game without dying yeah because you didn't feed too much
even though you died early and lost it it's the fact that you kept yourself in
in the game.
There's a word that I'm looking for.
Somebody help me out here.
What's the word?
What's that?
Jinxie is calling.
What's that?
Okay, go.
It's a Jinxie called you, Muda.
Jinxie called you.
Resilient?
No, it's like, don't lose too much.
If you're like, try not to lose as much, you know?
Preserve.
Chad, do I need a haircut?
Minigate?
I think it's mitigate.
I'll try to mitigate your losses
What the fuck this guy's actually don't know why why is he in a
Fuck is this
What the fuck are you in queue no why aren't on cue as he called me I'm
tired chats fucking like having sex with me what the fuck bro how do you think he
He gets this paint off of him.
Eh?
Please, I'm gonna go to the top line now.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bo, do you think you can sit down for seven hours
and get face-painted by seven hours?
Seven hours of crazy hell, mom.
Don't fall, have no fun with this as well.
Listen, bro.
He's playing top wins it's completely different game
Completely different game
What a queue up let's go let's go go go
Oh, my barber just said he's not gonna be in tomorrow fucking home
You did not even in once I'm calling him one second fucking one
Yo, what is that absolute fuck am I fucking looking at hello
Fuck, Buddha fucking you, what do you got?
Uh, hello?
Buddha!
Yes?
What the fuck?
Am I talking to jinx to your Darth Maul right now?
I didn't take a picture of this.
What the fuck is this?
Talking to Darth Maul, buddy.
Now listen.
Buddha.
Where did you get your shoes?
Where did Darth Maul get his shoes?
Yo, that's not the joke.
You said it wrong?
It's dead.
It's dead.
It's not a joke.
Second, Muda.
If you ever, and I need ever.
Muda, if you ever,
if you ever,
if you ever,
if you ever,
if you ever,
if you ever,
if you ever,
Did you just sit still for seven hours? What?
Oh my god
What the fuck?
So do you have like the force like can you use the force?
Yes, but with great power comes great responsibility. Can you do you want to see me try to use the force?
Yes, bro. Show me something, bro. Show me something.
All right.
Muto, what I'm gonna do with the force is I'm gonna knock over the stand.
Okay, y'all, let me see.
Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Can you see the can?
Yes, I can yes, I can see the can
Okay, show me
Now you're good bro, you're good your door small bro you get three chances go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do you think this is a game?
Wait
Yeah, okay
Are you gonna act like you didn't see that bro, what the fuck?
Yo, what type of shit is this bro? What type of shit is this?
Yo, this motherfuckers retarded bro, this guy's actually retarded bro, 7 hours and it can't
even use the force bro, what is this?
Yo hello?
Yo hello?
Hello?
Chat, we're reversing mid, is it cannon?
Chat reversing Ken in mid right or I'm here yo emilyne xyra Ken in I feel like I've never played against Ken in though
Yo, yo, hello, can you hear me?
Who the fuck is AK Sean?
One moment
All right
Okay, that's auction. I think that's the first time ever play this game. So this is a ranged
Evie carry pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, but he played as a midlaner
Very very tricky
We have a bow. It looks like I should be Doran's blade here or no Doran's more than shield
Yes, but bro can I play with Doran? Can I play a Doran's sword today? No, no, no, no, no
Especially this match me Doran's you okay?
Listen
Okay, you wanted to sit on your turn right now don't walk up to him. He's a baking go invisible. It's auto-testing
His champagne can go invisible. He's very no you're a seara. Oh
Yeah, listen to me
He can go invisible and kill you pretty much okay if he hugs the wall or outside of liking basically go invisible
He's a tricky raise any carry assassin. So because he's not visible. Yes. He has one of me got it right there
It's just cute. Yeah, it's kind of obvious. So if it hits a target, it goes further. What are you gonna? Okay?
He's just like echo. You see how that's two procs. Well, look when he's gonna auto attack look
So he can auto attack you and one of his auto attack and it doesn't it's like you can even double auto attack you or one
Auto attack you so double auto attack is a full train
Yeah, that's you see and he gets a shield from it
His Q gives him a problem. It's like echo
It's like echo without all the time things, okay?
So right now I just wanted to farm as I just try to farm
Oh
That one needs one more. Wait wait
That one yep you
Do you want to queue these ranged ones?
Cue? Very good.
Can't get that one. You have to queue.
So the melee minions by the way, wait.
Can I queue this fucking pussy?
No, no, no, no. You can't.
You can't really do anything unless you have your Q3, okay?
I don't want to tell you other builds until you see it.
Okay? AQ3 and just trade with it.
That's a Q.
So it's Q's down.
Okay, get your Q3 and then you can look for a trade.
got his bull play careful don't let him get in the proc
took a turret shot for that you're letting him auto you
you're letting him auto you I just wanted my turret though
he's not taking the turret shot because he's so far away
back out
that was good that was good that was good you could have w'd but that's still fine
try to dodge that
Two pops on you, right?
If he auto-attacks you once, it'll proc you.
So Opset can choose to auto-attack you once,
and get extra movement speed,
or auto-attacks you twice,
to get a burst, with a shield.
Okay?
Holy fuck, this Kettle is broken, bro.
It's very hard to play.
So he's smurfing.
No.
This is very cheesy.
Yep, that was good.
That was very good.
You see how you just eave?
So that was an eave.
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him!
him at night. Yep, yep, yep, yep, get up your flash. Q. Very good. Very good. You see,
he walked up to you in your territory. Yeah, get the fuck out of my territory, pussy bitch.
Listen, listen, your territory is melee range. His territory is range. So the moment he comes
into your circle, that's when you fuck him up. Cannon, please. Nice, finally. Okay, two,
three, that's it. Back out. All the way back, all the way back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
It's not juicy enough, right?
Exactly, you see the person?
Oh, he's gonna stop me now.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're good.
Oh, what a lot, what a lot.
There you go, okay, got a boots?
There you go, perfect, very good.
Very good, Muda, very good.
So you know what I realize, bro, when I'm with you,
you're like holding my ego back.
You're like, Muda, don't go in yet, chill.
Not necessarily ego.
Not necessarily ego, but when I play with you,
I play safer when they're not in my ear.
My ego takes over me.
Take this little beam and this little voice.
You can let your ego, you can also let your ego
get in the way as well, that's good.
If you think you're confident, that's good.
But be confident, but also know when you win.
So you got his both, like, that's good, yep, yep, yep,
you win, you win, you win, you win, you win, you win.
Yeah, I know, it's like, yeah.
Very good, you won that, that's fine, that's so,
that's so fun.
Have your pot, and you Q3 and look for all in again.
The bottle is a bitter cake.
Nice, I love that W, you can hit him with that.
I need Q3, nope.
Ultim, ultim, ultim, ultim, ultim, ultim, ultim, up, up, up, up.
That's good, keep chasing, chase, chase, chase.
Yeah, you chase him.
EQ?
No, you can reach him with that.
Really?
Yes, you can have an EQ.
If you E towards him, he's too out of you.
I should have just hit my ult.
He's probably going back to me.
That's fine.
Push.
Yes, now you want to push, okay?
You want to W everything, Moodle, you remember?
Yeah, yeah.
Missing no CS.
Do that nice you that
She got the plate they go back very good very good
Yes, yes, okay
listen, so
The reason why I said you can alter is because like by the time you old goes off your cool on comes back up
Okay, so you just catch him off guard because he just saw you got love
He saw you got love six one. Maybe you didn't see it. Okay. Yeah, I see now
I love winning matchups, bro. It makes me feel it makes me feel on top of the world
What I think is I don't even think it's like a big big winning match. I'll say this more skill. Okay, you're just catching him off guard
You know the right thing you can walk on press W to block his bone plate. It's bone plate. Basically
It tanks the next uh, it soaks up damage pretty much walk on press W
dumb dumb dumb
Look you see how you see that green thing around him
He went he that protects himself from getting all in you can beat him if you need to by the way
Yep, W. That's it. That's it. That's it
He doesn't even want to fight you. Okay, you won the trade
You might guess you won the trade. He's shit. That's a bronze player right there
That's your nothing. There you go
W everything. I want to see you W everything
That be everything?
PERFECT!
Q3? Q3 multiple?
Yeah, Xander's not gonna be fucking bitch.
That's fine, that's fine though, but like
that overtime, you learn that overtime
Don't eat, you have to walk up and auto
So here's a bomb timer or a plate?
He's reset
There's no crystals, so you can either play for a plate
or look for a roam
Uhhh...
It's a bit too late now, because why?
You know know because the minions are there the minions are there so you want to take the wave before you look for a role
For EQW
Yeah, that's the ballpoint you see your ballpoint left click him left click him left left left left click left click
You see that top left?
You see that you see that uh you see on it on your screen
You can also
Nice ignite of you
Of you
Yeah, that's good. I respect it. That's fine
The reason why things are left clicking this is see when the ball play at the top left when you click on somebody
You can see when they're there their runes are about to come back up. The ball play is one of his ruins
Oh
Oh, this minion is so juicy. I should have shoved it in.
Well, you cancelled your base, so you were doing fine until you cancelled your base.
His mechanics are not bronze. Yeah, I know that.
What does mechanics legit go level?
Plot, man. Plot. Plot. Come on.
No, no. Your gold level right now.
Right now, your gold level, but you're learning fast.
You're learning really fast.
Okay, I want you to pop his bump plate. How do you pop it?
Pop it and then go back.
Oh, he popped it.
Like, left click him, left click him?
Don't do anything, left click him.
Okay, you find him.
Oh, kill him, kill him.
What the fuck is he doing?
Kill him then.
Run him down, run him down with him.
Find him down.
And you're pot.
Run him down.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Stupid, goofy bitch.
Fuck, that looks like me without you.
No, no, no.
You would not do that.
You would not do that.
You see, he's playing a ranged champion,
but he's walking into you for no reason.
Yup, kill him.
so your jungler is pinging board drop he wants to do an objective but you want
to shove the way first and then look for board drop play okay I don't think you
should help him because he's wasting time
I agree, I'll get this fucking loser
don't look don't look don't look
play for yourself
hop your bot I think you can stay as well no no no no no no no
you could go you could go bot or you could stay in this bot
you could go bot you fucking pussy
okay fine I got the coach the coach you're right
out of the game so it doesn't matter. Pop his bone plate, pop the bone plate again.
You can walk up press W, you don't always have to press E. If he doesn't, if he doesn't
walk up then you need to press your E for distance. Close the gap, close the gap. Boom.
There you go. Perfect! That was amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
I love that. I need more of that. I need more of that. You can kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.
Oh. That's fine.
Let's brush him off. Let's see.
Evelyn's above you. So the top left. I mean, you kind of got him killed because you didn't do work up. That's fine.
Fuck her.
Her sap? What does Evelyn have? Let me see how strong she is. Her sap.
She's pretty strong. She can probably watch her.
Ooh. Walk away from the turret.
I love that. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. A battle pulse!
He's just a bot, bro. I don't want to say it.
He's just a bot. No, no, no, no, no.
He's not a bot.
He's not a bot.
You're better than him.
I love you.
You're playing this flawlessly right now.
You're just down, not even, okay.
That W was bad, though.
What did I tell you about your Ws?
You can go that just on it.
You could go through that.
Yes, you could.
He's going in the river.
She's throwing.
He'll have claps on her.
That's all right.
Use our ultimate now. Go be won that bushing over you
When that pushing go be go in the pushing over you. That's it wasting time
League is all about time and tempo. Yes
Stop wasting time when you don't need to waste your time
Okay, go go in now
Very good. You're playing very good this game. This is why your best game. Voila
Actually, I swear this is literally your best game
You're learning trade patterns
I just love what I'm talking about.
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him.
Very good, yes.
He's chunked.
You can literally just get your Q3 run at him.
Close the distance.
Boom.
Nice.
Whoa.
No, no, no, no, you're greedy.
You're greedy.
That's greedy.
You're greedy.
That was bad.
That was bad.
That was greedy.
That was bad.
Bless you, huh?
Keep pushing.
He's chunked.
He's staying so that's really good.
No, no, no, no, no, check how low he is.
Look at the camera.
It's fucking low, bro.
It's very low.
He's very low, so I want you to dive him.
Try to get Q3 and then look for a dive, okay?
A Q3 on one of these minions.
Have to shove this though.
He's Q3 once?
Twice?
Fuck.
Almost, almost.
Very good.
So now he's resetting.
He knows he can stay.
I just go here and hide you make them you can't that's bad
He's in your behind two turrets, so you're gonna be trying to dive me
You can't dive him just yet, but you soon could yeah, cuz you have your board soon
Okay, what you could do is you try to kill him now or try to kill him on your board. Thank you
Let's look for a second wait don't do nothing you like click just like you said a top up don't no no no no
I want you to walk it back up
Hey, see that right there? Yes, you see how it's ticking down is great
You see it when it was great and it was taking down
If you always try to left click see when the boom plays up basically bone plating it makes you into a tanky to the next ability
So usually you want to burn his bone plate before you all in. Nope. I don't know what he's doing. I
Don't know what that is doing
perfect amazing yeah it's got like throwing or some shit this is a boss
bro you're playing good he's not a bot you're playing good give yourself some
credit anything he's tilted oh yeah oh yeah oh you're playing really good
she can be everything WMT OCW very good you nice why are you walking back I don't
Like how you walk back you can auto attack the CS. I'm just practicing like
Oh, you're really strong. How do you fuck with them?
Proceed you can fuck with them and just go back to safety like you're like
I always explain this
Yeah, you're both first now you're drunk down
No, that was I wasn't you who pinged back
I was lost to fight this guy right now, but you could but why ego it right spend your gold to then fuck him up, right?
Did I get it? No, no, no undo undo undo
What what hello
No, I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I did not speak I want to know if you can think for yourself
But you wanted to get the credit mood. Oh
What I do
Got pickaxe you right click it remember don't autopilot it
Like when you're buying stuff do not autopilot
Yep, don't eat you
No, no, you wish your flash
EEEE! There you go, good. The dagger, remember, the dagger.
Not autopilot, you're buying, okay? Good auto.
Always prioritize your crit for the first two items, okay? Well, three items.
So, always buy, instead of, uh, 20 attack damage? Or sorry.
Always buy your crit if you can buy it, yes.
Very good roam. I love this roam, by the way. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
It takes
Tell him what he's in that middle bush
Kill his ass
He's in there
Stop his base stop his base he's in there
Whoa!
That's it Daniel
Nice!
I love it
This shit moved up
Very good
I love this
I don't want to die once this game
You understand me?
This is the flawless game I hear
This is going to be a perfect game I hear
And you're taking bot turret
Ping your Lux go back
Fall back
No what did I tell you
auto attack the turret of buildings on the minions.
Yup, just like that.
You taking the turret?
Nice, very good.
You shall use your abilities on the minions
and you auto attack the turret.
You can dive her.
Dive her, bro, don't be scared.
Dive her.
Don't be scared, don't be scared.
At least strong, remember how strong you are.
He's running, that's it, take the turret.
The ally has been slain.
There's minions, there's minions.
get it don't worry. Very nice. Okay, you have two ops. You get the next wave and reset.
Or you want to keep playing. I want to keep fighting, but. You have a lot of gold right?
You're right. What did I tell you? Yeah, I don't understand
I have too much gold. Exactly. Press B. Press B can you get a full
item? No. You can get 1.3k. I don't know if you can sit on 1.3k, right? Sure, I'll
Well, I just fucking golf and dive this slut and then you could you could but no
Fundamentals
Fundamentals like plays like these is what makes you lose games
Okay
Don't go for foot plays like yes, you could kill her
Why go for it? Yes? Why because I thought of the day is still a flip. Okay? It's still a flip
You're sitting on too much gold
Kill him. Kill him. You get him. Yeah Evelyn might be behind you though.
I know I've seen Evelyn. She's gonna be at the top left of you. Careful. She's gonna
be in that bush right there. She's at the top left. Top left. Left left left left left.
Not that one. Not that one. The opposite side.
So Evelyn, she's a very tricky jungler. She's always invisible. Okay? When she's level
her ultimate it basically I think it's the ultimate that makes her invisible
she has just two things on her ultimate
you could
EQR EQR EQR
I wanna see EQR
there you go that's it
and you did the dagger
oh I fucking love you Mooda this shit bro now you listen I love that shit
W W
I mean flow flow flow it's flowing it's flowing it's all coming in in your
head like everything is just like it's just it's quick no no keep on keep on
keep pushing keep pushing okay I was actually one of the thousand I've said
in a thousand gold yeah but you see three people are dead one is top one is
bottom now you can agree this is where you're saying okay I can read a bit I
I get more gold, right?
You understand
To be right that that's its own xyra here you could you could policy diver with your ease
Understand any limits. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
You kill it too
You'll have these
That's it. That's it. That's it. Take the wave and go back
But I want more coach. No, no, no
No, no, no, no, no.
They all spawn, they all respawn.
Alright, I'm gonna recall, break this guy.
If he pushes me, I fuck him, okay?
No, because he could beat you.
The fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, Undo, Undo, Undo, Undo, Undo, Undo.
What should he do here?
No, no, no, no, Undo, Undo, Undo, Undo.
Undo, Undo.
What should he do here?
And enemy has a lane.
No, almost, Muta, Undo.
Wait, I don't know if I should, yes, yes, yes.
There you go.
You didn't have enough gold for your BS sword.
You could have waited it, which you didn't need to wait two seconds, but it's the idea.
You had 12-70, okay?
So you needed 30 more gold.
So you decided to refill there and get a BF sword.
That is probably the only time you would only get the AD over the crit, okay?
But pickaxe has not worked more than your cloak.
Does that make sense?
What did I just say, Murdoch?
It's not worth more than just get the crit 90% of the time if you can get your BF second,
your BF sword launching.
Yes, if you can get your BF sword, get the BF sword.
If you can't, get the crit.
Okay?
The job went to the dragon.
I can see them.
Good macro.
Wow.
Is that how you watching this shit?
How long are you doing it?
8-0?
Good temple.
163 hours, 20 minutes.
Get him, kill him.
Yep, yep, yep.
Ultratris.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
Oh, he was not about that.
Oh, I got to press E.
Yes, Mooda.
You're wasting your ultimiles.
Somebody else already dead.
True.
You see?
That's OK.
That's OK.
Pay attention.
You could have panned over.
Thank you.
He's a bigger pit than I am.
Pay attention to the dagger, Mooda.
Keep your eyes on the dagger.
Is that always there when I E?
It's always going to be there when you press E.
If it's caught, that means they're dead.
Understand your limits.
Are we good?
Man, I wish this game would go on for a long time.
Just love Dominating.
It's good, Harp and Junsu.
Yep, it feels good Dominating, but it feels bad when you're losing.
It doesn't, either.
This is what makes League good.
It's very fun when you're winning.
So right here, it's fine to go mid.
Yeah, we're fine.
You ready?
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.
I know, it's dead.
Come on, come on.
I'm so happy, I'm so happy, you kill him too Muda, kill him too Muda!
E over, E over, you're on the side, ooh, I tried to be close, I wanted to get like this close.
No, you have to be more close, you have to be right there, yes!
And your mouse has to be above you, not behind you, okay?
Okay.
You E where you want to go, like E over that wall real quick, E over the wall, get closer to wall and E.
There you go, you see how you just did that?
Okay, so you see that one point skig old, what do you have to do here?
What's the next plan?
Baron.
Baron.
And we could!
See, I'm not even telling him to try, he's, he's understating the macro right now, this
is good, very amazing.
I love it.
That was once a man.
And now.
Should I press E again so the damage happens or is the same if I let it end by itself?
So when the dagger is cut, that means it's a cheat,
it's basically strictly, it's cheating pretty much.
The riot basically tells you the champion is dead
the moment you press E back.
It's a guarantee, that means it's just Yone's kid.
Yone basically tells you that the guy's dead.
It's like Kyo-Gas-R, very good.
Nice, nice.
You're getting it Muda, you're getting it Muda,
He's getting it!
Kill him as well!
He's creeped me, Chaser.
It's fine. It's fine.
It even makes a sound? Yes!
Very nice.
This is your best game yet, Budo.
Why is this your best game yet?
Oh!
Look at your CS, though.
Look at your CS-ing.
10 out of 10 Muda. 10 out of 10. 10. Look at your score. Look at your score. 11. What
does that say? Oh, 18,000. I received an S on the way. I've gotten an S plus before
though. Doesn't matter. The way the metrics work, it does not matter like that. Fine.
This is a 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. How do I send out a CS count? Um, I don't know.
You can see it here.
But, wow.
Oh, progressing?
I don't know if it shows you in progressing.
Oh.
I don't know if it shows it here.
11, oh.
Where's the gold icon?
The gold icon.
Where's the gold icon?
Wait, I don't even know what.
Top right.
Land domination.
Skull board?
Top right, the gold icon.
There is no gold icon.
Oh, here.
Yeah, yeah, click the arrow.
Click the arrow.
earned. Put the arrow right next to it. You had 8.2 a minute. That is perfect for you.
I love that. Yeah, this is good. You know why? Why? Because when usually people and I, you know,
their CS count is not always 10 because they always got kills. So because you got kills,
it makes up for your CS laws. So it's fine. This is perfect. This is literally a perfect game.
0 with a 8.2 CS perfect minute well as was perfect
Wow, so this was legitimately perfect. Yes
100 you 100 you 100 you yes, please
All right, I'm gonna queue in a random interval between 30 minutes. Okay chat chat anywhere between now and 10 minutes
I'm gonna queue
He's not gonna know that
Damn damn, he's not gonna know that bro coaching fear three subs
How much hit there's something scroll
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Well, I'm on league. Why are you? What was he doing?
He's giving subs to a girl, bro. Lock in, Moodaw.
Not 200 gifted on a fucking line. Look at that, girls.
Fuck wrong with you.
You're lucky, right? 200 gifted subs to reach Silver first is disgusting.
Y'all take Silver tonight.
Donate Silver tonight?
Hello?
What, what, what are you right now? Bronze 4 what?
Brons for 90 or 70 LP
Ella, you know, I was supposed to leave way earlier, but I want you to win this well
I want you to win this and I'm not not today not summer today
But you know, I'll you get bronze to today. I'm a bronze to today. No, not bronze to we'll get you bronze three
I'll do two more two more two more
Two more again, bronze three today bronze through the day after bronze one that that the day day after and then and it's over
So every day you're going up a rank.
Okay?
Eeeeeeeeh!
Eeeeeeeh!
Eeeeeeeh!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Let me get some water, man.
How the fuck is he playing like that? How's he playing like this and still bronze 4?
It's all about consistency.
Mooda can play really good one game and play...
I never die!
The guy's screaming like... he's singing Let's Just Never Die.
He's like an autistic kid.
He's very autistic.
Bless his heart, man. Bless his heart. He's happy.
He's got his best game of his life. Let him feel happy.
That was really good by him. What life was playing amazing?
I was that way to be honest, bro.
That was amazing.
I just shit myself. I'm gonna be honest.
But listen, I didn't help, bro. I didn't help.
Yes, man. I forwarded, bro. I forwarded. Stop.
You actually shit yourself.
I should see yourself I farted bro. Yes, I farted I rarely see yourself. I rarely fart on stream, bro
But I had to let that one out. I'm happy
Usually I have so usually I mute the mic to for you wait here here here Moodo
Here Moodo door. It's big on yes
So I go fucking blade because I just run his bitch ass small tight little pussy down
Yeah
Yeah, I like that. No, okay. I want you to go bump like here
Bone plate, what do you mean? I should know stick the second one never mind. Never mind. Never mind. Never stay stay stay
Don't touch don't touch don't touch
Don't touch me beach. Don't
Don't okay
Wait, that's not sure wait what whoa? Oh, no
Okay, this is very very tricky I
Need you to lock it with me here, Mooda
I am the vessel of Hamzah. I am the vessel of Hamzah. I am the vessel of Hamzah.
You understand me? I am going to fuck this up, Thorn, until he dies!
Listen, buddy, you're gonna fuck him up. Careful. He has his Q. Okay, see?
That right there is Q. Got it. Got it.
You see that? That, that, that, that. It's very dark, okay?
Any time he's on that when you have that and wherever you go he gets extra attack damage now press that
He has hail of blaze rune if he all attacks you once he gets insane attacks be boost. Okay, so what you do here?
I want you to look for short trades. Do not all in him. Okay?
You can proc his hail of blaze and then you click for an all-in. Oh, I love that. That's it. That's it that
Very good. Get the other one
That's fine. That was good. That's okay. Q3 out of the tip.
No, I don't want to like, I thought I want to bring the things to me though.
Careful, careful. He's gonna need a level 2. Careful, careful, careful. Okay.
What I want you to do here, I want you to EQ and let him auto attack you.
That's good. That was good. But the reason why I said let him auto attack you is to burn his room.
You see that on the top left right now? Look at the top left.
Yeah, that's the delay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right here.
No, no, no. Directing. Yes. That basically gives him an insane attack speed boost.
Okay, once he procs it, it's down. That means you win all in. Okay? You need to proc it. Let him auto-attack you once
You can do that by getting level 3 and get your W. So he auto-attacks your shield instead. Okay?
EQ him
He didn't proc it. He knows, he knows, he knows
He didn't proc it because he knows you're gonna E back. Okay? Just keep doing that. Lass it, Lass it, Lass it. No, Lass it, Mooda, Lass it.
So this is not good because the waves is pushing towards him last hit still last hit
Okay, that's the minions look in
Thank you
Always interfere you
Yeah, fuck Apple see right there you see that you see how like you saw how like two tentacles was attached to you
That thing if he stays on you for three seconds it fears you
Very good very good very good nice. You have the top left. It's like great. That means hail base down
That means it's coming back up so there's a cool down to me
I think like a 10 second window chat what's the cool out of a hell of a
So your support is there he knew your support there he wants you to shove the wave and look for me
Oh, he's helping you out. It's fun. You can press B
So you're low you can press B here
Thankfully the knock down is dumb he doesn't know how to freeze and you're saying freezing is not good for low
You know, but look what you look what just will happen
He does not a freeze if he froze that way and then press B you lose the next wave
Because didn't freeze now you're coming back with it up with a boot and pods and look at his HP
He's coming out with he's low and he can't he can't even back so what I want you to do
I want you to freeze this now freeze on it
yep yep night night night flash pop up up up okay maybe I kind of I kind of
did that's my bad I apologize why would I be there that's okay it doesn't matter
your challenges matter anything I say I'm retarded no no no that's my bad I
could my bad my bad that's my bad that's my bad you you you could freeze
there but you needed to play in a way where it's like you're walking towards
a turret but then you E you know so you basically wait for your minions to come in
so that's my bad I pause okay but do you see how much he burst you it's okay
it's okay you're winning it's okay you're gonna win this fight him out it's
fight him fight him he's oom but he's level six that means oh my god he's two
Press the wave
Press the wave
Good W
Good Q very good
Very good, so he's gonna come back. He's gonna ult you I would go back in
Be careful
He's probably gonna be back right now though, no, no he's gonna ult you. It's ulted in basic goals
And you remember how it turns off the map and he just jumps on it. That's noctorn
That's nocturne. Yes. Yes, you can do it right here. You can do it right here wait for him to come closer to you
Don't don't
You have to sack these minions be careful. You can press E
Press E at a safe position so then you can farm. Yep. There you go
Yep
Don't you it quick quick quick quick?
So you want to be quick to get the wave?
He's looking for a ult on you. No, no, yes, yes, yes. He's looking you see how cheesy he is. He's wanting to come
He's a sneaky bastard. Oh, he's by his body's by go go push push
He's bot. Now it's your time to push. Okay? W? Push, keep pushing. You have to E here
because you see him still bot. Yeah, what if he ulted me? The ult range is not that
full. Oh, he's the one fighting right now. Get the next wave. This is really good because
you come back in the game from this. This is very good. Q3? Yeah, you're fucking pussy,
Fuck you
What are you saying?
No, now you reset no go back go back. There's no crystals
He spawned and you have 800 gold. This would be a time where you breastfeed the music
It makes it literally all to wherever he wants to
Yes
Nice
Yeah, that's the gen right there. He can ult you from a very long range. Just imagine that.
But anyone in the back? Not anyone in the back, but like, do you see the distance between your tier 3 mid turret and your tier 1 mid turret?
Yeah. From that range. Just imagine, just like, you have to try to picture that range, okay? It's pretty far.
He's pushing, push him in.
You both think he's dragging.
This guy might be.
You both think he's lost a lot.
He's pushing.
He doesn't have ultimate now, remember.
But you also have ultimate, okay?
Do the same thing.
You burn his hail blades.
Look for short trades.
Burn his hail blades with your W.
It's bad. You didn't burn any of these as all-attack.
You run, you die.
See how he wanted to run at you?
He's very like, go forward, forward, forward.
You can all in me better than I can all in him?
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So you gotta look for short trades to burn his hail of blades.
Once the hail of blades down, then you cook for an old, okay?
He's looking for a roam bot, okay?
And so, this is the first thing which...
Thing is he's roaming very well.
Possibly, two, two, three, fast.
Play for yourself, I don't want you to play for the team.
Okay keep farming, keep shoving, show up fast.
Okay it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, kill everything.
I'll just Q and in a line we can get everything, okay?
Nice, good job.
Still bot, he's losing a lot of minis for this by the way.
He's losing everyone, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Like understand he's getting kills, but he's losing waves and you're getting gold, okay?
It's okay, like yes, you can roll by the same time it's not that bad. Don't why going back? No
Auto-attack you can auto-attack that's fun. Learn how to auto-attack with your with your name, okay?
Yeah, auto-attack that good. You're going
So right now he probably spawned and probably gonna look for an ult on you get this play and then back out
He's I mean to be honest like I'm guessing one trick your knock turn. That's my desk, but that w basically blocks any ability
that is coming towards him. He blocks any ability. And if he blocks an ability he gets
extra attack.
Exactly. Exactly. That means he knows how to play the matchup. So he used the W to take
the ultimate and it does no damage because he blocked it and it stops you from leaving.
So he's very smart.
Yes, he's smart.
He's not smart.
7 and 1 knows exactly what to do.
i wanna see smurfing but don't don't get too too too
look at alice was ganking look look look look look look look look look look look look
you could you could help him
yeah but you know what i love my fucking cannon
i respect that
push your wave alice was giving him cancer
that's that's fine it's totally fine
alice was helping you a lot by the way
oh i'm just gonna
i'm gonna use this
I swear the sound is off-chart, nobody said anything.
Can you sell drinking alcohol and folks on the game, it's sparkling water.
He's gonna ult you from- okay, he's looking for an ult among you, okay?
So now you need to back out, okay?
You can't go in.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
I told you can ult you so even from far and then push the wave. Push the wave fast, or he runs out. As much as you can.
Exactly.
Go be, go be, go be, go be.
So here you can either go B or look for a long time. Right now you want to go B. You have somewhere to go.
Spin.
Jesus Christ, guys. Fucking me.
Y'all get the same CS as me with Seth. He's so fucking bad.
He's really strong. He's really strong. He has a full item and a hat.
holy shit he just keeps fucking going everywhere bro he's a fucking smurf
maybe it's a smurf yes
yeah he's off top top top
see that so I like how you pan top lane to see the
the dark circles you can see the dark circles that's where he uses Q at
that's all Ryan allows you to see on that champion
so he's basically roaming and helping every lane he's spreading
his winning condition which is what you could do too when you're ahead because you're not ahead
you need to play for yourself and try to get back in the game or you can also try to flip it
and look for room yourself but right now there's no time limit
damn bro that guy is fine bro hold up it's okay look at his turret you almost feel
No, why back out here? You got a few more auto attacks. There was one more minion. So let me explain you. You see those melee minions?
Listen, listen, I need you to listen to me very close right now. Are you listening?
You see those melee minions your blue melee minions. Yes
They can tank three turret shots. Okay, you see the range minions?
Yes, they can tank two turret shots. Can I kill Master Yi? I can. You can.
Okay
Did you hear what I just said so the the melee one takes three yes
So you'd want to use your Q or your auto attack on the on the after the second shot
This game very good escape
He's very strong, but he's very strong. He's really strong
Like, his roam timers-
His roam timers CS as me and have 7 kills, you know?
Like, that's like, gotta have some crazy shit.
Well, that's cause you're also missing CS, but yeah, see, his roam timers, this might be flipped, I don't know.
Can you get a tracker on this guy, please?
Oh, we won't know until the game's done.
You won't know until the game's done.
It's okay though, you can still win this, you know, you can still win.
Keep that in the game.
Same thing with the coli game.
Once you got that board spike, you know you're damaged, right?
Yeah.
Remember Nocturne he burst really really well. He's probably gonna ult you or top. Probably top, ult top.
Ult top, you just see that, the dark circle.
You saw that line? You saw that line?
I probably saw the hide and see it.
Okay. Get the mid turret. It's fine.
Your teammates are getting fucked by him, but it's fine. You would not eat here though. This is a bad eat.
Keep going.
I was gonna keep pushing down to help bot lane.
You could do that. Yes, you could or you could play for a plate.
I need some kills, bro.
I need some kills. Kill bot. Kill bot.
I need some drag, maybe perhaps.
I'm not in the fight. I'm not in the fight. I'm not in the fight.
Kill mode up.
You even got a knight and no dragon. Very good.
Always look for opportunities. Don't look at one thing.
Start droning mode up. Jhinx is calling. Yep, yep, yep.
Don't flash. Do not flash.
Use ultimate, that's fine, you guys got dragon.
Cannon, cannon, cannon.
Fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it, fight it.
Oh yeah, Alistar took that shit.
B Alistar's playing AP Alistar, what's that?
Wait, he's playing AP Alistar?
This guy, he might be smurfing too low.
He realizes his team is shit so he's going damage, Alistar.
Kill that top one, you kill him.
Kill Vigor.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fuck this little tight little asshole.
Okay man.
Oh, but are you-
Fuck this tight little asshole.
We got his timer out.
Oh my god, I'm gonna fuck- I'm gonna fuck myself.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
What's cute do you do?
How do you
To be you see that shield on top of him which one
You see me you'll see something white. You see that white thing. That's a shit. I guess
Yeah, that's just
the dodge
The clicks are good, though. Every clicks.
The reaction.
It's like you play against Vhagar a lot.
How'd you know?
I can just tell.
It's like you're more reactive against Vhagar than all the other champions I've seen.
Yeah, I've lost them one time.
What? Okay, right here, you're trolled.
How come?
Where should you be? Where should you be, Muda?
Be now, because I just missed an item. I was waiting for an item.
Exactly.
I just got it though. I literally just got it.
No, no, but you're sharing XP with the lousy.
Oh, I see. It's so bot lane.
You're sharing XP with the lousy. When you could have went mid and got the same amount
of gold, but even faster. Okay? Now you go bot. Control left click. Control left click
The ass
Nice
Yeah, keep doing it spamming spamming
Yep. Yep. Keep doing that. I don't know why she bought
She's brainless
She's actually brainless. She's actually brainless. Keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing keep pushing
sometimes they don't look since sometimes they do but that's okay
I'm a champion fuck don't try to do it they're coming to you noxious gonna ult you go back go back go back back back back
sit back sit back sit back above you above you what the ashes walking into
that bush right and noxious was pathing towards there oh see that you see he was
looking for you guys like a shark he is a fucking shark yes exactly he saw you
He saw you, get ready!
Nice, good reaction.
He's lit a shark, bro.
If he sees you, he's gonna jump on you.
Say it.
Crap, Pete.
Yo, that ult's insane, bro. What the fuck?
What'd you say, Muda?
That ult's insane, bro.
Yes, you got a good escape. He's behind you, he's behind you!
What? Muda!
You can look and try to find him.
But get rid of E out of you if you don't need to
Fight, just fight, nice
I lowkey think you could have, you could kill him if their team wasn't there
Like Bork's fight is really well for you
Very well, I killed
It's fine, it's fine, look, your teammates are winning
Relax, relax, relax, you're winning
That's fine, idiot!
I don't blame the bot lane, I don't blame the bot lane, because no one's in the bot lane.
Good.
And what else?
Drive up in 30 seconds.
Good boy.
I like to poke through your brain. I just want to see how you think.
This poor Sony is taking his CS.
I kind of troll you. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, Nautilus showed me. He's gonna ult you.
Stay in that bush. Stay in that bush.
Don't go nowhere. Stay there. Don't go out. No? Relax.
I am, I know.
Okay, just push me.
Wait wait wait, hold on to the, they're my alter jacks.
Oh fuck, should I have stayed in there?
He's looking for an ult on you.
Careful, don't even go, don't even go, don't even go, he's waiting for you.
You see that, right?
Holy shit, he's actually a shark, bro.
That's a shark champion, imagine that.
He sees who's jumping on you.
I think he saw you, he saw the nut.
He's on the jungle, on the jungle, on the jungle.
Oh
I want to remember that the power
Yes, you asked Adam though still pine. See you guys almost went away
If I win this game, I'm gonna post my cock on my discord if I win this game
It's not getting hard
I'll get hard. I'll get hard now, but you're growing show safe. I think nasty me so get hard though
You been playing like a good boy?
Mmm.
More and more and more and more.
That's all I got.
What?
That's all I got.
I ain't... I ain't...
I don't know how to really flirt with nothing.
Take me.
I don't flirt with nothing. I'm not used to it.
If you a girl though...
I ain't a girl.
Say if you a girl.
Oh.
Oh my god, he's killing me.
Why my posture is shit cuz I'm so locked in my neck is like
What's your plan here, bro
He's learning macro, so I don't even need to speak anymore. This is good. Don't
I don't think they can rush it
So it's fine to take bot turret
Don't be scared, you can use your E to hit him
You can use your E to hit him and go back
You can use your E to hit him
No, I'm not scared, you see how?
Yeah, and then ult you, you ready?
Oh, that was full of my Alistar
Fight him, fight him
Careful of the turret, careful of the turret
Did I kill any of them? Fuck, I'm 0-1-4? No, that's okay, that's okay, but like, you're
applying pressure, Muta. Stop looking at your KDA, it does not matter. You see how when
you're all mid, you can push him mid and you got there turret? Not a lot of your team
could play the map a lot better. Why do they all need an area out of everyone?
because he's squishy.
They don't also exist ultimately to make them unkillable.
Okay, so they're in the top.
It's not that he's smurfing, he has good game knowledge.
Yeah, and maybe Faker's coaching him.
Maybe Faker or Gontas is coaching him.
How the fuck does a bronze build that?
Not everybody who knows what to do is smurfing, idiot.
No, you act faster than, bro, you're also just taking your shit.
Listen, Muto, right now, you are not the main character.
No, don't tell him to kill himself.
No, what do you see?
You see, look, you don't kill him, so now you just took your weight, dickhead.
Good shit, bro.
You can't hit your...
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAA
Bro, you can't joke too much when you're in here.
You see how he instantly reacted to the push-ping?
Yeah...
Saw that. He got the message.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
It's about sending a message, right?
OOOOOOH!
Ooh, nice!
I like that, Muda!
What the fuck does he think he's doing?
What the fuck does he think he's doing?
I'm gonna ask you, huh?
Yeah!
Are you eating?
No.
Say, Wallah.
It was a pretzel.
Why?
Are you eating?
It was a presto-coach.
Does it look like you can eat being all four?
I'm one of four.
You're still shitting the bet and you're over-sending.
Stop fucking eating.
Like, you're busy eating and you're not listening to what I'm saying.
I'm going top lane to control Baron and top lane because no one's top lane.
Wrong dickhead. I'm gonna be back with that thousand goals. Good. Stop eating that. Stop fucking eating
What why do you keep eating though? I haven't ate since I thought of my shame six hours and a half
Well, bro, okay. Listen first of all, I work out a lot, right?
Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back
So you're gonna be for pot and buy a cloak fast
Nice! That was good, very efficient. I love that. That was very efficient
I can try to look!
I can try to look!
There's no way we're taking this, bro.
You can't miss.
You can't, you can't.
I saw her fall.
I saw her fall.
Can you maybe look for a fight with your E?
Isolate. Isolate. Yes, yes, yes, isolate.
Am I so?
You can try to isolate people with your E, remember?
Just because it's four people, that doesn't mean you don't go for it.
You can still go for plays
if you isolate them, right?
If they come then if you come just eat back. What's on that dragon?
Sonic oh
Hell
No
Almost almost almost nice try nice try nice try
That was almost still fine that is really still fine. That's still fine. You're good
You can't do autos?
I think so yeah.
You can't do it right there?
I think you just don't, don't just just keep hitting him.
You can't outrun him, okay?
Okay.
When Nocturne ult you, you can either E away or just stand still and auto attack him, okay?
Press E and then auto attack him.
And the moment you see the dagger, you E back.
Got it?
Yes, got it.
I'm 1 and 5 right now.
I want to kill myself in GTA 5.
That's why I'm just talking about this.
Am I even playing bad though?
You are.
This game, you're not playing bad, but you're not playing mechanically efficient.
Bro, bro, all I had to fight today was fucking Nocturne and he's like 10 kills ahead of me.
Yeah, I'm not like, I think he used Smurfing though.
So it's like 17 and 4 and I haven't gotten a chance to fight anyone else.
I haven't fought anyone else's game except Nocturne.
Yeah, but you're still applying pressure.
You guys are winning.
Listen, Muta, stop trying to think about fighting.
Play to win.
Forget about your KDA. Play to win.
Got it, coach.
Bomb starved. Holy shit.
Nice control.
Holdy.
See how quick you want to shatter you?
Oh, my God.
No. Before I tell you the answer, I want to see if you're smart enough to answer.
Like, what's the problem now?
Like how do you play against a Nocturne?
Stay with the team?
Exactly, why would you stay with the team?
Because if he jumps me, it's five plus on one.
Exactly!
Good game sense.
It's very hard to play side against Nocturne
if he beats you.
Okay?
So what does this ult do other than just jump on you?
He makes everybody on the map back.
He makes everybody on the map blind.
Yeah, does he get extra damage or anything?
No, I'm not sure.
I know his Q gives him damage.
But just knowing he's very strong.
Just don't think about damage at Aliyahra.
You know his E is the one that attaches to you.
And if you're staying next to Melee, he's going to fear you.
OK?
So usually against an upturn, as Yone,
you want an E in the opposite direction of him.
Does that make sense?
Got it.
But now it's a bit too late because he's already late
seems to be very fast
the reason why I say you want to eat the opposite direction of him
is because
you're gonna get out of his fear
so his fear has like a box
where if you're in it
oh my god
shut up
holy shit you're damaged
holy shit
I think you know you can do that by the way.
You know how your ultimate is unstoppable?
You know your ultimate is unstoppable, right?
You remember when-
Yeah!
Like, you would've been stunned, but you would've got your damage off.
What'd you eat?
So fun though!
Well, I can't tell undo and sell this.
They're gonna be out of this. That's why.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Or...
He was on a college game, no he won, he's one game away from, I mean he's two games away from bronze three, he's about to promote.
Should we take up dragon, maybe we go bottom for a bit?
No, right here you guys should have done Baron, but the thing is you guys didn't correlate the team.
It's too late now.
Well, Noff turns dead, we should just fucking push that bitch.
If you guys have the damage to do it, they're about to spawn, and Nocturne has a global ultimate, right?
Yeah, but is he really going to show up on five of us?
You jump on one of you guys!
He's coming! He's coming! Get ready! He's gonna shark!
So what do I do, bro? What the fuck do I do?
Fight him!
Get ready, he's gonna go in. Fight him!
Stay with the team, stay with the team!
Here, the Vhagar is gonna chain you!
Vhagar is gonna chain you!
Here, the Vhagar!
Nice. What's he doing here?
Fuck up this fucking nocturne all the time, fuck it.
No, no, no, you can't, you can't.
I'm not in any way.
Thanks, woulda stopped thinking for blood.
Different time.
The ally has been slain.
Different.
Your teammates are fighting at dragon.
I'm just gonna ult you, get ready.
This is so hard, it's so hard.
Control R.
You dropped a ward in there.
the line. You can, you can help him. Two in on him.
Summer's image the largest did. Okay, right here. So here's Tricky. What's he doing?
There you go. Good job. Where should he go now?
Very good. Good boy.
Your jungle's on the way as well, okay?
This is fine. Just do it. Just do it.
Do not press E. Your E does not do any damage on objectives.
Okay?
Keep hitting it.
Auto-Q, Auto-Q.
Like, throw your Qs and swing your auto so you get more damage within the DPS.
Don't worry, it's on you.
Yeah, it is on you.
It's flashed.
Now flash.
That shi- shi- oh boy.
I didn't think there was a ward there.
I didn't think there was a ward.
We're done.
Careful, E. Careful, careful.
Help me.
E.
I want that kill so bad I fly flash for it, normally I wouldn't flash for it.
Yeah, but you can use your E and then use your E if you wanted to kill.
Sure.
Your E gives you the dagger, remember.
You know, so right here you can reset.
Good job.
Don't get too greedy, bro.
Don't just...
Bro, stop worrying about kills.
Please.
What are you going to do, water views with him?
He doesn't want to water views.
Water view my fucking cock. I don't know when I fucking start injecting ashes
Like I started water viewing when I'm like pulling my hair out and I plateaued
That's a little pull out of all of you
When I plateau I think the moment you get the emerald everybody platoes
I like how you want all that because that makes the cage
You know it's stunning.
I respect that.
So now this is not Emerald, this is Bronze.
Shoot the thing that is, it's cute that you think that he's an Emerald right now. That means you think his mechanics are good.
Double Cages, remember you can E back.
If you're E's out of the cage, you can just E back.
Oh my god, I actually won.
Yeah, I'd be willing to win this game.
One kill, though? Is this possible?
It's alright, Mura. It's alright.
The Arc?
Oh, the Overstidulation, bro.
Okay, good job.
This is a hard game, Mura. Wait, let me check his OBG.
That guy was like definitely smurfing. I don't even know how you play that good and still lose the game
How shit are you?
Things I don't know if he's smurfing smurfing, but let me check it out real quick. What's that you have bad?
Do you have to be the fuck up that?
That's a
lone strike
Also, I'm checking it right now
I'll tell you how they strike this guy is a first-time chatter and said we were promised a dick pic this second
that one. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Alone strike. Alone strike. Hashtag anyone. I'm not working. Alone. I strike. Alone is
strike. Alone. I strike. I found it. So let me guess. Never played Nocturne before in
his entire life and then randomly just choose his nocturne and go 20 thousand kills.
How did you know?
Because it happened in the last game.
I liked a couple of games ago with Jynx.
Okay, I'm not going to lie, it's very sus.
Yeah, so with Jynxy there was this Garen that never went Garen his entire life, always spilled
support and then randomly locked Garen and dropped like 30 kills against us.
I mean, he's played nocturne like four times before that, but...
Has he dropped 19, like a high on a kill with Nocturne,
or the last four times?
He has a 49% when he bronze two,
and he has to play Nocturne for three weeks.
Oh, interesting.
So he spams misfortune and goes triple negatives,
3-13, 1-3, but then fills Nocturne,
and then immediately knows how to play against Yone,
went to Gang, went to TP, went to go alone,
went to Rome, all mid,
but usually in ADC main that goes triple negative.
I think this guy's been playing for so long.
Yeah, he's been playing since 2022. No, he's just hard suck.
He's not a smurf.
Bro, if you play this game for longer than two years and you're not, uh, Emerald, you're fucking pathetic and you should just quit the game and fuck this.
No, bro, bro. Most people put, I don't think you understand, like, how good you are.
The fact that you're climbing, like, you're gonna be climbing fast at the same time, right?
Really in two years like people will only barely scratch gold like when I first started playing let me see was my rank. Let me see
Well, I started playing I thought playing season three I was bronze
See the four I was gold see the five I was high diamond
It took me five years here's a challenger five years
Should we hear me yeah five years to get the challenger five years me you took you Hamza five years to get challenger
Correct. I'll do it in one
Well, you probably can because I'm having you I never had a coach like this
That's what I'm saying
But you have the drive of Muda and you have Hamza being the brain and my mechanics bro
I don't think you understand I can I've mastered almost every game I've ever played
What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? What up? My mechanics, my fingers,
I've been bl- like, bro, like, bro, when I give a girl a head and finger her, she then
it just comes in 30 seconds.
Okay, alright, bro, I don't need to know that. Like, I really don't. I'm sorry, like, I'm
not Dante's.
Let me play Legends Never Die Rock. What's that?
Broad 3?
Broad 3?
I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love
it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
what up yes it's okay that guy knew the matchup more than you did so it's okay
all right
oh that was an instant bomb after a Q
wait how did you, how did you, how did you, how did you, how did you decline, do I decline, do I decline, let me hide in my stream
if I ever decline do I get a ban or something no no I do decline three
times yes how much times like in a row or like three
Did you wait I'll tell you no no no no no no don't cue
I already have sound off. Don't worry. I'll turn sound off. I'll turn sound off
Yeah, okay. I'm hiding my I'm hiding my kid. All right
This up you up whenever you want
Whenever you want don't say it out loud
In East I sort of food yet. No, I haven't my stomach is legit hurting me really badly
It's like eating me up right now. I haven't ate anything. Oh shit, I just got to have Tyler one tournament tomorrow
Fuck you a Tyler one tournament tomorrow
On the day of age on the day of aid it's not tomorrow when they eat
Well
Hamza
Hello, yo, yo, what up, what up? What up? Why's there much I saying leaked you got leaked
Huh?
With my dick pic get leaked
Huh did my dick pic get leaked? What are you talking about?
We bro my pics on Twitter
I
Mean I'm gonna show you my gonna show you bro. Are you the last? Yeah, my dick got leaked
Oh my I ended I ended I'm gonna go hanzo
Are you serious? Yeah, I did I did
No, but love alone strong about three
Oh, he's staring the shit out of me the fuck are you saying I've never had a dick picture in my life, bro
I'm never doing that, bro
Hey, that's I've never seen a picture be honest. Of course. I've never you have balls for that, bro
I don't trust I don't I don't I don't know how I don't care how big my dick is
I just don't want anyone to know what my dick looks like unless I'm fucking you bro. That's it
That's it, bro. That's it. That's it. How's how many but oh no your virgin?
Change the topic
Now right now we're now we're gonna be a to the dauntless way talk
Are you actually a virgin relax brother relax?
Yes, I am
That's just staying bro. Genuinely. I'm good for you, bro
So much times you jerk off a week I'm not answering your question
One two three, bro
You can ask these questions with doctors why you gotta be sexual with me like they can do jinxing doctors sexual shit
Ask me ask me actual questions not this sexual bullshit. You see how we kill you love her bro. Um
If you got the girl in your dreams tomorrow, would you marry her if she was the girl of your dreams? No
why
My life is not settled and i'm not ready to have a wife right now. W
w
W. W. W. I broke up with my girlfriend of three, uh,
I broke up with my girlfriend of three years to pursue me full time. Good.
And she should understand that she does. She still comes over now.
She still comes over me now and then, but we're not really dating anymore.
We're just kind of like dating, but without dating. Okay. All right. All right.
Okay. You know what I'm saying? Fair enough. That's fine. I was, I was as long as long here.
Listen, as long as you're straightforward with it, bow means.
If she's okay with it, and you're okay with it, what's the problem, right?
Her name is Grock AI by the way
No, what do you say
Yo, there's something wrong with the road get help I'm gonna play I'm gonna play fucking legend better die
Listen, bro, when I play the song, I don't want you to fucking
No, I want to fucking hear the girl talk not you bro. Stop that shit
Okay, but like my singing is good. Okay, fine
No, I'm not gonna sing I'm not gonna put up hungry
I'm actually fucking hungry right now. I'm gonna eat for seven hours
All I have for breakfast was a fucking rasberry
Oh
Oh
My god
what up what do i do it's your promotion it's okay should we just like yes no
what about what about what about Annie what about Annie no no no no doesn't
I'm not alive you said yeah to Annie bro the fucking slap the shit out of this monitor to jump off an Alton 40 block
There you go, that's exactly what I was looking for, perfect!
There you go, son of a bitch!
That's it!
Coach my lots of-
Okay, stop, don't- why are you giving me a soundboard?
Yo, uh, mood of flash, mood of flash!
Bawr!
Alright, fucking, so remember you gotta space her cues, okay?
Yes, space her cues and better her W.
You're eating again, aren't you?
No I'm not, I don't fucking eat, I would never just eat my fucking coach, you just stand there.
I can hear the food bro, Muto, you're getting me tight.
It's a fucking pretzel bro, it's a pretzel.
You're not focusing you're too busy chewing
No stop eating for one damn dad. I hang up. Oh stop fucking eating. Okay. Don't worry. I'm gonna focus if you're eating
space or cues
You can beat it out like go closer and then try to get out of it. You know the range of the queue, right?
We'll see you get a little to try to get a little too first. Yeah. Yeah, you can be a level one
All in, we see you all in here.
Yep.
Oh!
Yeah.
Kill it.
Orboa.
Wow.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's fine.
That's fine.
Yep.
That's fine.
Well, this is back because like the wave is in her.
Try to crash the wave.
Now keep pushing.
Keep hitting.
Keep hitting.
EQ, EQ, EQ. Very good, very good, very good, very good. You're beating a winning, a losing
matchup. 2-3 at the tip. That's fine. It's good. It's going to push back at you. This
is going to push back at you. Don't hit it. Don't hit it. It's going to push back at you.
Back out. So this is very tricky. I never taught you this. But the reason why it's going to
push back at you is because their wave is going to come first. Okay?
Haha, no, you're smart. Okay, smart. So Ben is gonna push back. It's just hit the way you see how you see how it's not pushing into
Very good
Careful she has her E as well. If you let it stand by the means does it W does it W boot up?
She's careful you two other tips you three other tip and W
W okay, that's fine
That's fine. You're doing it's fine. It's okay. It's pushing back into you. What should you do?
Don't do the laws work. Last set.
For short, please.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's good. That's fine. You went for a kill. You missed. It's all good.
You got the E. All I know. Okay, her E is down. Take care of her. You're inting. You're inting. You're inting.
Hold focus.
Billy was down. Okay. No, you can't face him. You can't face him. Too big. Too big. Too big. Too big. Too big. Too big. Too big. Too big.
That's for shield. See how the minions are all hitting you? They do a lot of damage.
Take that. She's resetting. Push the wave. Push.
That's right. That's right. I'm sorry.
Okay, okay. Last hit. Last hit. Last hit.
You're very low compared to her. Your high-pitched means she's like 80%.
need to win a trade sadly you need to get the shield off you're 400 C730 okay
she's very strong right now wait for your jungler so in losing max if you want
to ping your jungler right now you need to wait different all in all like like
all team don't don't signal back no no no you're controlling you want to alt
Alt, Alt-R, Alt-Lock-Clicker, Alt-Lock-Clicker, no Collie.
See how it doesn't red mark her? When you Alt-Lock-Clicker, it pings them.
Be careful, she's on the path. Yep, see how you knew I was focusing? Yeah.
Sadly, the gank doesn't work out because you didn't give them a setup.
Wait, she's burned her Flash.
Get the cannon.
She has no Flash now, remember.
you won the coinflip your teammates are winning this is good yes in a hard matchup
sometimes you would not just get like a dagger and just like you want to practice
an HP pot okay don't go de-shield bro I don't know why I got de-blade I didn't tell
them to go de-blade as well why don't you go de-shield because I thought I thought
that like it's not mage so I thought you're usually I actually thought about
If it's a bad matchup, early game, you go D-Shield.
Okay, got it, got it.
Crash this?
Fuck!
You can hit the minions without using your abilities.
You can auto-attack it, okay?
I agree.
She's almost like, be careful, no, no, no, back out, back out.
She can literally W, ult you and E you, you're dead.
Stay close to the means where you can see it.
Yeah, XB, you need to be able to see it, not be able to see it, but like just enough.
Yes!
That's good, you won the trade, careful, careful, careful, you won the trade, don't make it
greedy.
But now you're E, freeze.
Good. Very good.
So now she can't all in you, she can short-trade you, but then you can win short-trade as well.
It's all still match-up.
Yes! Just at the tip!
EQ.
Slide an EQ behind a minion.
Yes! You see how you're behind that minion when you did that?
So her E can't hit you.
There's a poetry.
Get that Q, get the Q.
Nope, get that Q as well. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, don't let it, don't let it,
don't, yep, yep, harp! You see, you see that ring? Don't hit it! Don't hit it, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't! I should. Don't fuck this.
Q?
Shot is down! Remember? Shot is down. Cannon.
Dennis!
What?
Is that the other one?
Good job.
Hey, your Nunu's coming.
Maybe you can like ult ping her again.
Ult ping her again.
Just try to get help.
So you're doing fine.
Okay?
Your CSE is not that great, but it's a hard matchup.
Look for EQ.
W.
Pinominium.
She might take it.
You're gonna take it.
Hit it.
Careful.
Once I start it.
Once I start it.
No, no, no, no.
She risked.
She has an ult.
She has ultimate, she has ultimate, careful.
Go in.
She size it, she size it.
I didn't know, I didn't know, where is it?
She didn't use it.
Pop your pot.
You're low.
Remember.
Good, good, good, good, good.
Very good.
Okay.
She's low enough for an extra.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Make your E mood up.
Calm.
Calm, calm, calm, calm.
Calm.
Low.
Get in range of the range.
She's low enough for an extra.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
get getting range of the ring of the minions okay thing her shot is down this
is very good she's trolling she's trolling it's your timer she wants to
try to reset don't let her reset yeah oh no that was very bad
oh yes yeah also but what do you think you did wrong there
How about too high? I just wanted to cancel her things though.
Yes, you can cancel her base without actually actively going for her ability, right?
She cancels it before you even use her ability.
Just get closer and just scare her like they're about to.
And she doesn't stop it, then you throw the ability.
You can use your W, so that if you see her E, you can react with your E.
So you can dodge it.
Sense?
Yeah.
What did I just say?
um
Okay, no no no
Instead of just like you don't die for her to cancel it you can just scare her
Yes
and what else
Don't don't eat back yet. Yep. Yep. I love how you didn't eat back. Oh, she's so stupid. She's she shit
This one's not something she shit. She very shit. Tell this
Oh you
It's a turret get a plate
Very good
Go back go back go back. Okay. Now you have to get the wave because you hit it
Yeah, you could have used your 350 gold she come back with 350 gold
Now she's gonna be back in lane with more gold than you
She's fully speak careful to cannon
You can make it, you can make it, you can lose the air.
Oh, you're right.
But notice how every time you play as Akali, they E the moment you Q3.
You notice that, so you need to play around that.
So don't get hit by her E. Okay?
And by doing that, you Q3 just at the tip.
Remember?
Yeah, just by the tip.
So if you're at the tip, you can react with your E's the moment she E's so it doesn't
hit you.
Okay?
You can fight her by the way.
You can only E-coin.
So make sure it's Nigh-Heart.
Nigh-N-W, okay?
You can fight.
Nice.
You win this.
You win this.
Stay on her.
You see her?
Yup.
Where are your Q's?
Try.
E.
No, I didn't E.
I shouldn't E, bro.
I was just so locked into that.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
AHHHHHHHHHH
It's okay, you're winning
I WANNA KILL THIS MAN
You were gonna kill her though
You were gonna kill her
Just...
You panicked, Muda
Flooooow
Oh, it's just so hard to flow
No, it's not hard!
Nothing's hard for you
You're overthinking it
There's a struggle
Stop overthinking it
You had him there
Yes
Flo, Muda, Flo
low yes yes let let the wind play for its own
it was coming it was coming.
Go, go, go.
Hold, yeah, hold, yeah, hold.
Knocked up.
It's a float, float, float, float, float, float.
Float, float, float, float.
There's a kid, duck, duck, float, float.
Here you go, here you're floating.
Let the wind carry you mood off
Let the wind carry you mood of that's it. Oh be go be this now. No, no, go be and you're gold
Oh
No, no, no, we funny funny funny funny funny fun and do that
And do that what do you get?
Guys, it was just about to come up. You do the E trick, you remember?
Tom Collector
See your game. What are you winning this game? What up? This is your fucking game to Bronze 3
You're about to be Bronze 3, Muta!
Amazing
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's okay it's okay
put up put up yeah it's okay you're ready you're really ahead you guys are ahead
that's fine that's fine they had more they had more numbers okay pay attention
to the numbers next time I wanted to let you play there cuz you're flowing okay
it's fine okay let the music
The classical music is just so beautiful, you know, it's very beautiful when you're playing yoni
You gotta let the music flow that it you need to hear calm
Just give your colleague just to play now
Very good, I like how they're taking back.
Your clicks are getting so much better, wallah.
I swear to god, Moodie, your clicks are getting so much better.
I love it, I fucking love it.
Colleague's dead for six more seconds, he'll get the next wave.
I'll take the next wave.
There you go.
Auto-attacks, don't go too far back.
That's the way, so the next turn is done.
Look for roam, yes.
Very good.
Help the other lanes.
You can either reset or you can roam.
I see you on a ward now.
They saw you on a ward.
Right behind you.
Come out.
Come out.
Oh my god, Luna!
Oh my god, Luna!
Flow, water! Flow!
Let the ship bang!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
That's my boy!
Let the wind come inside.
Exactly! Let it flow, Muta! You see how your clicks?
Oh! We got cannon!
An enemy has been slain!
Hey, don't play ring around the rosy!
Well, she had the thing on me. I was baiting her, so I took it out.
Yeah, but you don't miss the minions. She's not going to take onto the turret.
I need your board, remember.
She's a lot stronger than you might not.
Can you look for a staff?
Full item.
Yep, yep, yep.
Full item.
Get your board first, get your board first, and you can walk off like that.
Definitely.
Your E's not down.
Or your ultimate.
And she's good enough to ult you right here and kill you.
I'm going for the knock up.
He missed.
That's me.
It's alright.
It's alright.
Get the wave and reset.
Get up here.
He's down down.
They can look for it all around you.
Get the wave.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
One of the bushes reset.
reset reset reset reset reset I'll be
need you
you got him
now you can kill her
oh
one phone type stop attacking
Focus!
Focus!
That won't break!
Thank you for it!
Ah!
I love that.
You're winning, you're winning.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
It's okay, it's okay, they're doing really good, they're doing really good.
I'm letting you point.
Good, the timer, yes, yes!
Yes, amazing.
Amazing.
Okay, ready to watch a 2v1?
See it.
Remember the brand stun, remember?
You're on fire, don't get by the E. See how I stunned you?
Yeah.
You remember a stun, remember how you inflamed?
You know how you inflame you can't miss like if these you're burning
And over yes, I love how you're panning over I love it catch wait a minute catch wait a minute catch wait a minute
You're over you're over to him now
I'll go there go on it
But you're wasting time with a they already got her don't overload on stuff
They're not all dead yet, okay?
Let me get a little...
I'm lit up though, I just thought, no.
Yes, we play dodge and kill them.
It's okay.
Remember, you're way stronger than that support, okay?
Now it's AC there, no, no, no, now you can.
You see how much you're burning?
You see how much it slowly ticks down your HP.
But if you life steal, you can manage.
I suggest you just to mess that guy up.
Go be, go be, go be, go be, go be, go be, you're really low.
Go be a Masiore.
You're probably the only one that can kill him.
Okay?
Thanks, Elphor.
Oh
That's okay so Samira you saw that you saw a sweetie thing that she does
She blocks all projectile. She's like yasuo. She's a mini yasuo
Anything that's like grown Irish she blocks it for a second
You love that love that
Oh, I love the E. Let it flow, Mooda. Good E.
Oh, you like that! You like that! Yes!
You realize that you couldn't get out, so you traded.
Very good.
That is a very good skill.
You knew you were dead, so you did DPS.
That's very good.
I love that!
It was other...
Brother, you don't have to explain to me.
I see it.
I see it.
It's the fact that you knew you were dead and you wanted to drop damage.
That's exactly what we're supposed to do.
Good.
Okay, what I want you to do is now you need to match their top laner. Their top laner
is very strong. It's a very hard game, okay? He's end of the game. That guy is very strong.
But you're the only one that can kill him, Mura. Okay? The only one that can kill him?
You're the only one that can kill him because you have Borg. Borg is really good at Tiori.
He's level 16. Three levels on you. She needs to play her really good.
Look mid. Get away fast and look mid.
Very good. Keep pushing top.
Now keep pushing top here.
This is where you need gold. Right now you don't have any CS, so you're lacking a lot of gold.
The mechanics of this game is really good, but right now it's all about your gold, your CS-y.
They're down way too much. 112 by 23.
Lock in.
Keep pushing, keep pushing, can't make it, keep pushing, keep pushing, keep pushing.
Like you're suffering now, you need your item, watch that shield build then you can start
doing a lot more things, okay?
I'll play get that next wave recipe how much you need more 1.7 you should have it after
this wave and you saw your refill you need extra gold
So here's where you saw your D-Bike, go now, no!
Oh my god, oh my god, holy shit
Wow, wow, I didn't flow, Muna, I swear I can win this shit, yes, yes, tell your team what
to do, get the mid wave, get the mid wave, get the mid wave, get the mid wave, get the
wave and then go to dragon.
Now go now go now go they're fighting the funny
Get ready
Oh I don't know
To the Ezreal
You got this
Got this
You got this
To the Ezreal
Help
Yep
Careful careful son
Yep kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him kill him
Nice
Nice for them nice for them
I did slow
Slow slow slow
Slow slow
Okay team, okay team, okay team!
Nice! That's it! Amazing! Very good! Very good! You killed it!
They're base! Be your base! Be your base! All your base! All your base! All your base!
Oh my god, oh my god he's in the game!
No, he's in the game! No way!
No, yes he ends here!
That's so sad, bro.
Come on, team.
Come on, team!
Nice!
Very nice.
That's winnable.
It's very winnable.
It respawns, it turns, respawns.
This is very winnable.
This is your game to Bronze 3.
This is it.
You're playing these teamfights very good.
Okay?
I need you to look at these teamfights before you go in, though.
Dragon make you some look at the team fight before you go in one of my two three, but yes
Yes, but look if you look while getting it look
Playing good though. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. What am I loving a drag? What do we do? Push man and then take dragon
I play yeah play Joe. That's the mirror
I see a chuckle. I see a chuckle.
Oh my god.
Nice try. Nice try. That's okay. That's okay.
The team is showing you. That's fine.
That's fine. I don't think the game's over yet.
I don't think it's over yet.
It's okay. That's okay.
The game's not over yet. Okay?
Sight, you're gonna, you're gonna get caught, okay?
It's coming up in 30 seconds.
Game's not over.
The turrets respawn as well, you know that, right?
Look at the turret.
You see the circle, it respawns, okay?
You're up in 19 seconds, your teammates
can hold this, I think.
Ah, hell no, what the fuck was that, my man?
We're about to focus your coach.
They're ready.
They're ready, they need to fight.
We're about to focus your coach.
They're gonna try to end the game.
We're about to focus your coach.
Whoever's getting the Nexus.
Oh my god, also put my new moves, go on the york, go on the yorks!
Yup!
Nighting!
Get rid of the nighting!
Chill out!
Nighting!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Baron!
Baron!
Baron!
Baron!
All dead!
Take the teleporter, take the teleporter!
Yes!
Angle it, don't, don't randomize that!
Angle it, angle it, look, look, look, look, look!
shows an arrow at like right there
it's okay very good we can win this
well this is your games the bronze three this is your promotion
let's be let's be now you need to push out top and make okay now I'm gonna pick
guys push out your waves stop if you're trying to be back up keep pushing
waves right now you're injected to push waves you're not overload remember
overloading stop overloading you're overloading where should you go
oh boy or me yes no your top wing is tough to buy so they go there now they
went but they went by now you go meet just just just look for anything just
to push okay do not let them enter your base just don't fight you're really strong
defend defend do not force it okay go beat trust me trust me
wait actually they're ready they're ready you're ready to fight you want to fight you want to fight
it's no no no no no no no no no keep hooking okay wait
You guys, you guys scared well.
Try to get IE, it's a big spike.
What's me?
What's he doing here?
Can't you?
Good, very good, very good, very good.
Let it flow, your church are up.
Why they're not?
Because when it spawned, I think it heals though, over time.
So the longer the game goes the more it feels, okay?
Once you have IE you win the game, Mura.
You need IE, okay?
Get gold.
Try to get gold.
It's your big fight with IE.
Donate, shoot, and I get...
Look at Nunu!
Look at Nunu!
He's fighting!
Up!
You win this.
You win this.
Oops.
Nice!
Oh!
I love this. I love this. I love this. I love this. Just keep running.
That's good. All the way back. All the way back. You gotta stop your base. All the way
back. Swap all the way back. Don't click the teleporter.
Amazing. I love how you switched your target on the Samira. That was very smart of you,
That was very smart!
You can't get anything. Nice.
You're doing good.
You can fight them now.
They're really strong.
Fight whoever you want, Muda.
Fight the Ezreal!
Fight the Ezreal, Muda!
Well,
you're not flashed. You're not flashed.
That's fine.
Okay, you missed your Q3?
That's okay.
The wave! The wave, Muda. The wave!
The wave needs to be pushed in so they can't end.
yes yes push out the waves
show your ways don't be alone though okay push on your way but don't be alone
if you can look for a pic look for a pic that was a lot right there that was a
long yes
yes
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Okay, okay.
Good.
Very good. Do you see how you look for a plate?
You're actively looking to do stuff.
When you're isolating that Ezreal, you caught him with his pants down.
Float.
Dragon, what a dragon.
What a dragon.
Up on there in that bush.
Good luck to you.
Okay?
Okay, now I need to back out. Back out. Back out. Back out. Back out.
Here's where you back out. This is like a flip. Okay?
Spend your gold. Yes!
Yes!
Let's see.
Very good, move on.
Very good.
Amazing.
Very good.
Oh, the cinema game!
Okay, I need to push all top and mid.
Why is Shub there so they can't ever end the game?
Yes, we force a fight on Baron.
Yes, we need to push all your waves just in case you lose it so they can't end the game.
Look at Kali, look at Kali.
I love how you're panning over it.
Yes, pan over to the Kali.
Yep, throw your Q, throw your Q.
That's right, that's okay, you got the plan.
Okay, hopefully your team can do, got to die.
Hopefully, just say don't die.
I should have just controlled left click now all all no all no all left click the in hips
that means defending okay yes they're playing back that basically says just defense defense defense
okay it's not lost just yet okay you can win this mura mura yes you're playing amazing
Oh
Well, I know you're playing really good. I started out. You're playing really good. The music is helping
I sort of got I don't know how but I think you might be autistic
Like your music the music is legit making you play better. I don't know why
It's really good. I love it feel the music mood of Philly
Let the wind inside
Exactly exactly
They buy a pot buy a pot
Red plot, red plot, red plot, red plot, kill me.
I don't know.
I'm gonna kill them.
There, help me.
No, no, no.
Push mid.
Your jungler is dead, so you're gonna have no smite.
When your jungler is dead and their jungler is alive, you never want to do objectives.
Okay?
You can steal it.
I'll let you kill that jungler too.
Let me look for a Q3 plane trying to kill me one.
You want a go?
Give me a go.
Give me a go.
There they go, there they go. Careful, careful.
There's a mass circle. Oh my god, you leave the go.
Now you can look for, keep healing. Kill from the minions.
Kill from the minions.
Now keep healing from the minions. The next wave, next wave.
Next wave? Kill from the next wave, okay? Careful.
Oh god, they're killing you. Kill.
I can W. See how much you're healing. Kill that Israel.
Kill that fucking Ezreal.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
Man, this is truly scaring me.
Heal! Heal! Heal! The red buff.
The red buff is above you.
Turn right. Right there.
Yup. Start hitting that red buff.
Keep backing it.
Is that how much you're healing?
Yup.
Yup.
See? Now go mid. Go mid. Go mid.
You want to go top here, but because I feel like their teammates are gonna die, you need to stay with them, okay?
This is where you'll stay with them.
They're ready to fight. AQ3, AQ3.
They got AQ3 from back.
That ward, okay.
See, they're not pushing to plant side now.
See, they're not pushing to ER, okay? They're running to plant side.
They're walking. Go, go, go, go!
Nice!
Nice, you see this? Nice, dude up!
You! You!
Ha ha ha, back Mooda!
You make me so proud, Mooda you make me proud.
Who are they? Who are they Mooda? You should go Baron.
You should go Baron here.
Mooda you winning on the game.
I swear to god Mooda, Mooda you should go Baron.
Mooda you winning on the game.
That was amazing!
It's nothing!
Get the Baron and then what Mooda?
Pushman or me.
Me.
Dragon.
Watch the collie, she walks up.
Watch the collie, she walks up.
Careful, that's it.
She's right there!
She's in there!
Careful!
Careful, careful, careful.
Alright, back out, back out.
She's back out, back out, back out.
Spend your gold, and then Runtz is driving.
She's gonna stop your base.
He's stopped your base, run back.
You see all that burn above you?
Like you see above your heart?
When it's burning, that means you can't reset.
Up the, up the move.
And that's it, press B.
Get that, get that raptors.
What's in here?
What's that?
What's that? What's that?
Okay.
Right here. It's a bit too risky to wait this out because you want to go straight to dragon.
But now you might as well. Now go.
Alright. I'll tell you when to press 7.
Get the teleport. It's all ported. It's all ported. It's all ported. It's quicker.
Don't click yet. Don't click. Don't click. Don't click.
Yes! You see how you aim it?
Yes, Mura! You're doing everything good.
Two, you're the blue.
There you go, two, three.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Nice!
Nice! That's it!
Push mid! Push mid, Mura!
You won! Push mid! Push mid!
Don't try it, don't try it.
Don't try it! Push mid! Push mid! Push mid! Push mid!
I don't know why you're so sad.
Oh my, all left pick the turn and push.
Yes!
Push it fast!
And push it fast!
Yes, it end!
It can end!
Enzo's right there!
Enzo, Enzo, Enzo!
Oh my god!
Nice, what up!
Guys, what do you want?
What do you want?
You're brought to the world now!
You're brought to the world now!
And folks to try it the brand is coming. I want you to eat kill him. Okay, everybody. He's coming
It's a toy. It's a toy. It's a toy
That's my boy
That's my boy
That's you
That's you
Amazing amazing
What up?
What up?
What up?
You played that shit so fucking good
Enjoy that, enjoy that promotion
Enjoy that promotion right there.
Voodoo, now you're allowed to eat.
Go eat your fucking pretzel.
Good shit bro, very, very, very fucking good.
Well, I'm happy for you. Well, this is amazing.
what a game what a fucking game what a game wow
Wow!
Wow!
53K damage, Mooda!
53K!
Hamza.
Bro, you're the go.
You are the go, bro.
You are the go.
Bro, did you see your team fighting?
I didn't do that.
You did that.
They just flowed, bro.
I was the win.
You took over.
I thought's what I said.
Let it flow.
The win just took over.
There was no panic.
I told you!
There was no panic!
If you don't panic!
I wasn't scared!
I knew everything!
All the calculations just...
Got you cold!
Well, good job!
Well, that was amazing!
I like this game the most out of every game.
Why?
Because you were behind,
and you came back.
You came back from a deficit!
Oh, did you see how close they were to the Nexus?
I know!
I know!
I know!
And you still won!
That's why you never FF!
Okay?
Wow. Wow. Well done, Mudo. Well done. I'm happy for you. You're bronze three. You're
bronze three now. You're not done, though. You're not done. You're back tomorrow, okay?
You're back tomorrow. Every day. Every day. Every day. Every day. Every day. Every day.
day.
Very good Mudo.
Very good.
Voila.
Hello Mudo.
Hamza, it's been great bro.
I gotta get off.
Listen Hamza.
Me too.
Thank you so much.
For everything bro.
No.
Thank you.
I was a very good dream to watch.
You did that shit.
As long as you just listen to me and you're adapting to what I'm saying and I'm seeing
you're adapting to what you're doing, you're adapting to what I'm saying and you're doing
it, you will always get better.
One step closer, and that's what you're doing here, so I'm happy for you, good job.
Thank you for everything bro, thank you.
No problem.
Alright, I see you tomorrow, okay?
Tomorrow bro, have a good night.
Good night.
Good night bro.
I have a house to go see tomorrow, I have a house to see tomorrow, a mansion to see tomorrow.
But I have one message, and one message only.
Jinxie, be prepared to have a rival that is going to fuck you in your ass.
your 200 gifted subs and make you wear a fucking costume. I promise I will do
whatever it takes to beat you to silver. Jack, I will be back tomorrow. I have a
house to look at tomorrow morning. I will be live around 12 o'clock EST.
I
Shot
Holy shit
Holy shit, holy shit check the job see how close it wants to the next steps
Holy shit, w-game bro w-game tomorrow
It's going to be a W stream bro listen man. Yes, bro. Y'all did get scammed out of horror games, bro
I'm sorry, but you know what bro tomorrow could be a good to horror game too, bro
Jack tomorrow could be a good horror game chat tomorrow could be a good horror game. All right
Tomorrow is going to be a good horror game, bro tomorrow be a good horror game tomorrow be a good
Listen guys guys, I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro
I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Below you guys. I need silver, bro
I don't have time to waste on fucking horror games. Actually, you know what fuck horror games tomorrow
I'm done. I'm getting silver first before I do any of that shit
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