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Greetings.
Greetings.
Greetings. May I take a moment to clean me glasses?
Here I am looking fresh.
Boy, do I have a surprise for you.
Boy, do I have a surprise for you, brother?
Let me, let me clean them, let me clean them, with my tongue.
Not good enough. That's an Anthony Joshua giving Jake falling double broken jaw
And he must not been able to pay enough to get this guy through that fight, huh El Bozo
L Bozo
Is the pick of a swollen jaw I did actually
That's for taking a picture of that guy hanging himself
Look what I got for Christmas guys
Now in 4k brother
A pervert camera
No, that's going to be a webcam.
Now in 4K!
Am I using an actual green screen?
No.
No, you can tell because it artifacts a little bit when I move
So I'll just not move
Love the sweater. Thanks. Thank you
You're using AI. Yeah, you're gonna get mad on Twitter about that
If you hate AI so much, have you protested out of the AI supercenter down in front of
them?
Do you hate AI, brother?
Show me how many hours you can endure the dole hum of the AI factory.
The data is others.
Well, I charge T three feet camera, too.
I could.
What?
What?
What?
This game has a couple of good penis music tracks for sure.
For sure, dude.
El Shnell, thanks for 7th.
Acquisit, Mr. Greens and Azagoth and 6.8-bit RIS.
The Ocean Chief, Jiro Doge.
Chet Danger, Bears are scary, thanks for 7-IDRC,
thanks for giving 1 sub-amplify.
It's Kenny, the Luddest, SQQ, Pofox, 6 for 7th,
says, fuck you, fuck you, dude.
Push, reset again, simple as.
Thanks for 7th, worst weapon.
Spoon is 2 big, Flash J. Gordon.
Pure mayhem, TC said, Bumber 2, Tabsy, Penguini,
and there's going to door six for seven Harlins and a monotone robot feed you
like so something rely on this or a hundred months
thank you clench one key in a banana fishing for seven
f connie and mercurial a
mercurial on all whoop loot sister battle on this or something says where is
our creators where
Fenrir and onyx rage and scav tracks
dumbling busy soft drink up right the og Kong you like so something King
Cold War thanks for subbing short thanks to the bitch pineapple and Donna castings for subbing. I'm rainbow and zix for thanks for some
Dixie for
Who's trying to go topside bros
I'm going to take five subs or take scottix or something.
Welcome back.
Me when I'm on day 40 of going topside.
Oh
You mentally like to sub it I have not hazard and extra sub and doha extra something they're released a bowling game guys
Man man man man man man man man fix or so it zero x coffee. That's your son. You'll mirror fix your son
Who's they the PBA I'm told they're the the big kahuna of bowling
That camera gonna stay in a box for 12 years like your toilet I
Mean when I showed it
Is not in a box brother I do have to figure out of something up there
That will be a mountain to climb on my own, I feel oops
Okay, no good things are gonna take five subs is there a six or seven
Hey kid
Hey kid
tired of going topside why don't you both strike instead I gotta hide my camp play on my mic
Perfect.
Perfect game incoming.
Let me say some things about Expedition 33.
Please.
Cut your hands off so you can't plug your ears.
I'm looking for a song.
Okay, one, the pre-render cutscenes look like they're in a lot of trouble, but I think we
Look like they're in a low resolution. Why is that?
They look weird.
There's a mod for that.
You get higher res ones on nexus.
Me like the character on focus.
2. The sound mixing for the voices of these characters is sometimes like really not hitting.
Like, case in point, Eskian is cave?
What the fuck was that, bro?
Like, I'm nitpicking.
Let's be clear.
I'm nitpicking.
Okay.
I like the combat though a lot
Dude I still remember when I was a kid
bro
And I was watching my brother's friend fight the hidden boss and Super Mario RPG dude
They just ran in with a 99 jump combo dude bro
Mama mia.
An ASI plug-in for Clare of Scare Exhibition 33 that removes 30 FPS cap and cutscenes
fixes ultra wide issues or more.
Okay, see, but am I truly allowed to enjoy it this way?
all of the vaunted reviewers that made this game game of the year probably did not use this fix.
You know what I mean? They're like Jesus Christ and I'm walking in their steps, brother.
If your intercut scenes look like shit because you lowered post-processing,
it may remove bloom but it lowers all the other effects and DLA is taking your FPS.
What should I use instead of DLA?
Dang, I mixed it up.
Three.
Okay, listen.
Listen.
Up until this point in the game,
there is not a suitable explanation for the zones
looking like they've been drenched in paint randomly I get it the villain's
name is the painter's I'm not looking at you by the way the villain's name is the
paint I get it like you know maybe she's she's just doing it I guess I don't
know
Um, and I'll say it, I don't like the the multi-color i-vomit, dude.
I don't.
There are some zones that have a more cohesive less i-vomit style than I like, but man,
I've gone through a couple of zones so far.
Red, green, blue, yellow within five steps of each other?
Come on, man.
I don't want to keep playing or nitpick about the colors will be answered.
My guess,
yeah, like the
Okay, first of all, these pictures right here are not what I'm fucking talking about the
game and you know that, okay.
Who be busting for something that could make you a gamer like yourself?
Don't read chat, I'm not reading chat.
Not doing anything, okay.
Let the record show that I do like some of the more, like there's that one, uh, got what's
the name of the, the old resident evil style of camera angle.
I'm talking about fixed perspective, fixed camera, uh, there's a, there's a couple
of those that I really enjoyed.
Like the one where you can see like the ship in the sky next to the full moon, sweet.
I don't know.
I'm enjoying myself.
It's good.
I personally am like
My eyes strain to like decipher the color red in some context, I don't know why
It's because you're old I mean it's been happening to me for a long time so I
I wouldn't say I'm red colorblind, but like, maybe I narrowly missed being colorblind.
I don't think she's up and says because you're on that Nintendo all day fucking Nintendo
Do a colorblind this test I did one on stream. I'm not colorblind. I'm not
dark blue and
Some shades of red like while I'm reading words. It's hard for me. I
Think I'm sensitive to the color red
Butterbeer on this or something yeah, I'm a sensitive liberal
Why is that a note for E 33
We're just writing down what I'm saying bro, don't take it personally dog
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna great
you
You still consider E33 soundtrack to be French Evanescence.
Two youngster lakes are seven, four more lakes are seven, Harris Tire Lakes are seven.
I am in his store.
I've gone on record many times saying I don't enjoy pretty ladies singing over like
orchestral music. I never enjoyed that shit. By itself. Right. But with like the backdrop
of like, a movie or a game? It's Diver over me.
Any harassing people in public streams planned?
God, should I leave that on?
Should I take DLSS off?
Same as at 66.7% feels so bad.
Meow meow meow.
moron thanks for said it disabled chromatic aberration that's garbage
try this for a little bit
early type one if you come to today to oh yeah we got the bikini
I remember what I was doing fellas.
I wish I could hit X on one of these and then see the name of the zone, but I guess I just...
It's just not in the vision, you know what I mean?
It's just not in the fucking vision.
It's literally a red square in your map?
No, I know where I need to go, but...
Name equals visiting.
Oh yeah, look at that.
I'm just too fucking stupid stupid as I have
I did this even get revealed up here and I get here
Is this the one with the guy in the- yeah.
I am speed!
I am W speed!
Y'all got any of them skills, brother?
I am
Please remove the bikini I can handle it's not a bikini. This is normal wear
Why is it so dark between the cheeks?
discovers light reflection in shadows but on Gustav Swimson or your sexist I am
sexist I like to see him in the big fat juicy plump look at the curves on this
guy do you kidding me also it's like a diaper fetish thing are we good buddy
What the fuck was this?
I think it's a...
The secondary exit shows up on the map too.
Why didn't I get the name of this place?
I know about the diaper fetish from the first year it was on the front page.
Dude, I saw another big muscly furry daddy on the front page today.
Holy guacamole.
Sterlox, a Voguee with a shake and feedback.
It's the Shadeeews of Morthy and Bikybarsip, Epsilion and so on.
Targeted Suggestions? Nice try, chatter.
That's not how it works.
Whatever. Maybe we can get over there when we learn how to swim.
Hmm?
I've been on Twitch for 14 years and you've never used the front page?
How did you get here?
Explain yourself.
All I see in an ipsy line is for something.
I already bought everything.
What about fellas?
an awfully chromatic. So.
Oh, man.
Rush!
You got some HP, buddy?
Okay.
Oh wait, no saw.
Oh yeah, this.
Well, yeah, this could have been worse, could have been much worse.
They're in Mucho worse!
Oh we fast as fuck, waah!
He's back baby.
For those who come up.
Damn.
So.
DADDY
come join us there she got a lot of HP brother
Well, here's your card.
Come on.
Chance did.
I think she's gonna use me though. Hopefully.
Goodbye!
PAM PAM PAM PAM PAM PAM!
Try me.
Nice of the game to save was a three-hit combo.
I'm at the wrong button.
I didn't realize she wasn't at Twilight anymore.
Oh, there's a come up.
Yeah, keep things up.
Welcome back.
It's time.
Welcome back. It's time.
Take him down.
Yeah, fuck it.
Well, he gets to go again.
Unfortunately.
Oh, that sounds so good.
Yum, yum, yum.
Oh, you're out of points, man.
I mean everyone needs that everyone be countered gross
405 health where's the other augmented of I already have it I just get it again my
stupid it leveled up the augment counter they can upgrade if you get them again
Oh cool
Needle burrito got this plant man big agile luck synergy dude
Look like stone tooth man. Oh, we got both of these
Um, let's get this off for now.
You only got one weapon, LOSER!
Thanks for scrubbing, thanks for selling.
Hey, a lost child.
I don't care. Staffers waiting for you. I was getting bored over here anyway. Weeee!
Weeee!
Could have too if you didn't save Scum.
Oh, lovely.
3% health on parry.
Not bad.
That's pretty good.
Dude, whenever someone, a chatterer says like saves come, I just assume that like whenever
they have to reload in real life a game that they're playing, I just assume it's like like
a flagellant type beat, right?
Um, like they'll take out their, their cat of nine tails and just, shh, I'm a fucking
saves beat themselves I fucking scum I'm scum
can't believe you went for that bait you mean that you can't believe I reply to
that comment on my twitch chat in a way that was not even like angry or upset you mean you
can't believe that I responded to another human that was speaking to me you mean you
can't comprehend the concept of Conver fucking session dude institutionalize this guy
I'm tired. Can we camp first?
Ah, Trauma Dub incoming, dude.
Not wrong.
Wait, the past?
Why do you look off to the side?
So I have a word is so I wore the towers
There's like a little better way you like seren rocks the pros post processing back up
You've been quiet since you saw those people.
It felt like they knew me.
Like, actually knew me.
Miss Daper? They don't-
Don't understand what's happening.
And I feel like I never understood.
Like, I'm always missing something that everyone else just gets.
Autist.
Lumiere life never made sense and I never fit.
And now I hear when it was just starting to maybe feel good than this this happens and
Yeah
I hate it too
Things we don't understand
You just make us feel
small and
powerless
But it helps, you know, it's the only things I do understand on the people I care about and who care about me and
And uh, you know now I feel a little less lost because at least I lost together
What what stop it too cheesy
Well, if it makes you feel better I was even more lost when I was 16. I heard that was because you were only thinking about girls
Yeah, but guess what the girls weren't thinking about me at all. I believe that
Yeah, itch.
You can't talk to me, you know, the family.
Well, that's what the paperwork said at least.
Well, the paperwork probably says we're dead, too, so...
Yeah, probably. Ooh, nice one.
I know.
I told you, don't get cocky. It was...
Okay.
You taught me great.
No.
Like the sound mixing is weird, right?
Nip picking. Nip pick alert. Nip pick alert.
Nip pick alert. Nip pick alert.
Sounds fine to me. I mean, it sounds good.
But it doesn't sound like where we are, you know what I mean?
Does that make sense?
Have you ever gone outside before?
Where the fuck am I?
Bop bop bop bop
Bop
Bop bop bop bop
We can upgrade what's-her-faces weapon
Hmm, we can upgrade a lot of weapons.
Holy moly.
What if, yeah, let's hold out and surely we find a new one, right?
I'm not upgrading that shit.
Hmm, champ.
And you luck physical
Why does this suck so much
Level 10 virtuosense everywhere apply is double
Okay
Okay
Let's just uh, your weapon's fine, I'm going to upgrade!
I don't want to use the level 10 one though.
Big power jump on that. What the hell?
Hey!
Boop!
Holding great lengths for something.
We finally found someone who loves rocks more than you.
So it seems.
I think you and Eski-A are soulmates.
Did not ask.
Eskia must have experienced so much over the centuries.
You're gonna grill Eskia, aren't you?
A creature of legend.
Yeah, just a little.
I think you have a new best friend.
Eskia?
Yeah.
He's...
And somehow he knows I'm a terrible swimmer.
When he said that, it...
Made me think of...
You know...
Yeah, I thought it might.
I uh after the beach when I was alone I uh I almost I know they told you no but I
could fill in the blanks she assumed that you were trying to kill yourself okay I
understand better than anyone you know that that's kind of fucked up no I'm
I'm just glad Lune found you.
Before it was too late.
Just like whoever found me.
I like having you in my life.
Same.
Good night, Gustav.
Alright, man.
I haven't seen a human in so long.
You're much tinier than I remember.
When was the last time you saw a human?
My best friend when he asked for my help your best friend is human. I thought front's why was your best friend? Yes
Yes
Yes, good
Conservation seems a little...
Alright, so I'm gonna ask you how incredible is the travel of such a legendary creature?
You know, it's the one that is a part of the story of everything you wrote.
For those who come after...
A bellio? 6-4-7?
Oh, we're gonna spend some of that chroma
Killer killer killer killer killer killer killer
I am either those who can't see, those who know not, that they are not, and those who
We live, live and free, stands forgotten, and thus, absorbed, a fresh born in their playground.
While we live in shadows, swimming in ink, we are but a fragile dream, a singular week,
resisting
ever resisting
that I enter
that maternal law
those who can't see
those who know not
that they are not
you know
we are fellows
those who know not
I
My clone she clone
She reincarnated she actually like 60 years old but like stopped aging for some reason
Stop guessing don't worry. I don't look at chat afterwards
What did we just get that's really good
You'll very no no no no no no no no no no maybe it was
10% increased damage while I was alive, not bad.
Dude, I swear there was like a...
You just look through this
I suppose it was the other way, maybe I just imagined.
What are the newest all of this?
No.
Waste.
Oh, we're seeing.
face. I swear there was something really good I just got. I'm tripping the freak out
Oh, dude.
Excuse me.
Where do we actually use this shit again?
Right here.
Oh, doi!
Hmm...
Sure, whatever.
I just upgrade loon.
Oh.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Reload.
Good idea.
and
In Taris six for seven
Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob and Bob Bob. I'm use my best song
Shut up.
Oh, we just got very powerful.
Piga.
Well, so I might just upgrade her weapon a little bit.
Why the freak not, dude?
21 points we need at least five for the new Elon Perry
I mean rip it bud rip it by
I don't really know, I guess it may be this right here.
Really have five points here to play around with.
I don't know man, I'll say I'm pretty confident like, people who are probably younger than
me no offense may have like locked or not locked out into like knowing people who
like had them playing like CRPG's or like RPGs or anything like that so I
thought first you'd finally hang low one or some shit you know I mean I feel
sorry for you dog you're probably fucking dumb as hell it's not your fault
It's your... it's your pierce vault.
Have I killed these extra something?
There's been a lag there.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, a golem!
I want to go for a ride.
Apparently, that was where people went on dates, you know?
What do you think happened in those cabins?
No, actually, my guess is this was Expedition 50.
You see, they created this giant wheel, and they tried to cross the world.
Okay, okay, Professor.
I mean he's wrong, right?
Misety! Flurry's close! I can feel it!
Come on, you can fly. Can't you get flurry yourself?
Oh no! Too much effort!
So wait, Eskia is that powerful?
Apparently so, but all so lazy.
Alright, let's go.
What a weird creature.
I mean me blumers
Feel like I'm in baby steps right now
We're gonna do four fights
What was that?
This will be useful.
Yo, we got some ugly antlers singing, dude.
That guy looks pissed off.
What do we think rocks are weak to
Good bigger rock
You about to hit me with that quartz son
Oh, that's a nice one
What the fuck was I called? I had to press start r-
Not today.
Do you mean?
Here's your card.
I
Do like I give an F
Are you for reals right now brother man?
Take 50% less damage, but can't be healed.
I wonder if you can heal with a parry, though.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Oh, guys?
SGA Big Naturals?
Sorry, this is a Twitch chat now, your Google search bar, brother.
Haha, whoops!
That was such a strike.
Game plus one AP on getting hit and you no longer get AP from parry.
Oh, we got a weapon.
Perseal.
Element Moomed.
Sanska's always applied 10 Fortale, but all damage taken is double.
Looks cool.
How many skill points do you have?
I can't really tell.
Four.
I need like a cheap sun ability though.
That's two.
It's low single target damage, one hit probably targets 4TL to all enemies in place of good
I mean that's pretty good because it'll give 10 to everyone
And then we probably use that instead of this one
Oh wait
Yeah.
It doesn't actually give Fortale just copies it to everybody.
Woops!
Vice Fortale it to every other burning enemy.
To the target Dark David's 4 AP.
It's a sun ability though, so it should...
You know...
Be a double damage for one turn.
Looking at all vulnerability.
Write me out.
They play the latest Ninja Gaiden?
I think I have four skill points.
I don't think about that, like...
Elegego.
Elegego.
Elegego.
Elegego.
Guess we were capplin'?
Damn, it's a fame what happened.
I'm just going to read it because I don't feel like waiting.
How could she be gone?
How?
How could they be so callously, so nonchalantly, destroy such a beautiful soul?
Bio, bio, bio.
They just killed her like she was worthless and never on.
It's cold blooded, treacherous, despicable parasites, but my trap worked.
caught one of those white-haired bastards. She looks human, but I know she's a monster.
She refuses to speak, but I'll make her talk and then I'll feed her to a Nevron. And the
patrons can take me. I don't care. Nothing matters.
I'm a white-haired person.
I'm like the cutscene.
Alright, let's have shields.
Easy peasy.
Easy.
Easy-ness.
An advantage.
Peas-ness.
Erm, guys?
The water.
Erm, guys? The water.
I hear something twinkling.
It's you! I know you! What do you mean by know us?
I've seen you countless times and I've never grasped your essence. We're not from here.
our essence I can feel it familiar it's so different like everything she created
like the creature of darkness at the end of this path
is about one of our many creations
beautiful in its own way by deadly her favorite combination
ooh
ugh
ugh
come here mouth why
ugh
Well, it's not all of your stuff and it wasn't just not in spit.
Achoo!
Probably.
We have toilet paper right by your side, uh, because I eat food at my desk and toilet
paper is a paper towel. Why is she doing this, dude? I don't know. I wish I knew is I like
her. She was my best friend, but she outgrew us. She had more important things, more important
friends. She left me behind. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking buzzkill. Excuse me.
Fuck, maybe we grab that.
I'm afraid tell you that this is a dire dire situation for a hair island
Dude the shit barely exists anymore bro fucking cares
Who cares?
What am I not using here?
you
Can you read my weapon again
I gotta blow my nose so fucking bad I got feeling
You do do do do do do
So this goes always apply 10
Does that mean ones that could would apply 20 only apply 10 then no
I think it's at least 10 I think I'm gonna get rid of that this one's so good
right here shield fate they'll get rid of this dude I ain't got enough room
Boom, brother! I will remove her break.
I only have one point. I want this one right here.
The pillar move.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!
Let's beat them up.
Take them down.
Oh yeah!
What do you mean?
Now!
Parry.
Healing parry and breaking counter.
Alright, we need healing parry and breaking counter at everyone.
Boom!
We're gonna need five points here, fellas.
I have freaking points, dude.
Here are that.
Oh wait.
We did not even dominate.
Urm...
There's a one.
Do we have like a frivolous one applied here? I don't think so.
So I like everything we got going on here.
So I think we will indeed get rid of that.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Healing Perry is equipped.
Breaking counters equips
Auto death kill self on battle start
Uh, where...here.
613 spade.
Let's sell you down a little bit here, buddy.
I wonder if everyone can have teamwork if it stacks.
We need three points.
and
and
Why do you have that on, coward?
of
the
of
Basically
Lull
There's loot down there
Lowell
Me when I'm watching the FPS guy playing in the paint dress
address.
Interest destroyed all world.
Dude, stop shooting, so God damn it!
Fuck!
Make Minded's turn to whatever they can to explain the unknown.
When you're at the mercy of a power you don't understand, you might try anything.
Wh- where's the shrine?
Is this it?
Oh, this is it.
Oh, what or death straining to could never do and also the majority of people could never
because it was on PS5O.
Come.
Why the singular pillar man?
I need some new ability for you, buddy.
Next doesn't matter
Floats over here my feet are so clean so feed it so clean clean but
they kill themselves you see of the 50s our beautiful wheel oh that's the one
wedged upon the rocks a casualty of the massive serpent of the sea but even
shattered. Its presence is still comforting. Adrian and Gabriel are doing their best to
sustain morale but with no food, no clean water, no way to fix the wheel, our fate is
quite clear. No, to me at least. But I have no desire to hold back the hopes of others.
Perhaps, perhaps we will find a way back.
Still, these moments of quiet, sitting on the beach,
are also a source of contentment.
All our lives we've been running, trying to outrace time,
trying to reach an unreachable goal,
and now we can finally rest.
At least we got to see some of the wonders of this world,
Even the serpent, cruel as it is, it's a deadly elegance that is mesmerizing.
Though...
Shut up, man. Jesus Christ!
What are the marvels might we have seen had we been able to keep rolling?
I sometimes wonder what it would have been like to grow up outside of the dome.
That's where we're relived.
Perhaps even live amongst the Nebrons.
Could we have achieved a form of peace or even prospered alongside them?
Maybe.
We can use that I'm rich
The Sarge are cool the big the big wax claymores
An advantage Nido
Okay, I was trying to take the side path on purpose here, but it would appear that we've
looped around to the main path.
Can you dig it, sucker?
Come!
He told us
of
Nice. Nice. Nice.
Stolen baller.
Lovely.
That's not bad.
I mean, it's a robot though. Who fucking cares?
You guys are all, oh I hate AI, I hate AI.
But when it comes to disrespecting a fucking robot, you guys are like, oh no he's got feefies though.
He's got few wings.
I hate all robots. No matter what.
I can't think of one good robot dude. I actually can't.
I'm sitting here thinking
Look at that cool robots
Wally, Wally's not real motherfucker
Great
Get a grip
HK47
Not real, not real, Johnny, but number five.
Who the fuck is that?
Explain thyself, David.
I
Whoa
No filters.
I don't know why.
We're just going to filter by effect, I'm not...
Where is it?
for art thou. Maybe this one.
We were. No, we don't have that.
Oh, he's kind of short on Lumina, huh?
The thing I want...
Breaker?
Yeah.
Everyone's got greens on, dude.
It's like a farm.
Back when we had farms, it was so cool.
We grew French radishes.
So sad.
Rush!
Excellent.
Time to break the rules.
And we put your back into it!
Now fucking perish!
Right?
Shut up!
Be me. Look for secrets.
My eternal purse.
I found him.
Hmm, I wonder what kind of fucking stupid ass costumes you're gonna sell
And now is the time to do all the nature's beauty, but I'm not great stuff
Got ponytail but also actual stuff. It's nice
I don't think I need this
But we may as well buy
I
Okay.
I don't care.
Press and show that nothing in the universe will stop you there.
It's gonna cost one last AP.
Man, that's nice.
I kinda like that she won't be taking double damage.
It's gonna weak though.
Do do do do do do do do.
Any of us have looking dude?
Yeah.
Sex criminal.
Where'd that rope go?
This is where we're supposed to go.
reanalyzing for something with some shoes on dude I put on I'll put on it's a
shortcut. Of course he plays the girl who flies around and has no shoes on. She doesn't
grunt when she runs is awesome. Anyone pooping in there? Nice excuse. Thank you.
stop stop stop stop it stop stop stop stop
Stop.
What am I doing wrong here?
I think I have to cut them off.
Every other time I'm just going to follow these guys around.
I
I got an ambusher.
Come here buddy.
You wanna have a reward and mark on him anymore?
I'm ready to carry.
That's better.
How are you?
Here's your gun.
What allies bitch I think I could have broke I took a broke off or break off
Uh oh.
Ah.
I'm going to break it.
Um guys.
Uh oh.
Ah.
Guys!
This will be useful.
This will be useful.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
This will be useful.
We'll get some shooting gun with what's his face.
Where am I supposed to trap this fool?
Is that it over there on the foreside?
I
What
Do
We're number three, Ad Dog.
Blind?
So we're blind means nothing to me anymore.
Huh.
So well.
Do them.
Nay.
Weep.
Nope.
That just happened wouldn't happen in our craters. Let me tell you that boys
Would not happen in our craters
I don't see a place to chase this motherfucker
You know what you do dust out know with what I am saying
Was that I'm holding life that's me
That's like some wizard ship dog on G
I can't get up on you.
Oh.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
I don't think I can...
What the fuck was that?
Come.
There are places we must go.
Why didn't he come back?
Weird?
How do we scare him down?
By going down a doorway
Now perish
Mr. Transparent Lager's up
Bro, I don't care about this guy
But gone
See, Grace.
Big.
Mere meere mere meere mere mere mere mere all skill, baby.
Honestly are you are on say a god at this game even if you weren't over 11. Yeah, I know I know thank you
Your PayPal check is in the mail, sir. Thank you
Gards edit that from the Bob
Okay
They bow through mail? You guys haven't heard of it? Heard of that?
Pail?
Is the story for this game to get different collectibles?
I don't know if that's what they actually said.
Abandoned and incomplete in Trapped in Stone quite the situation I'm in right?
I don't say something the next few seconds. I shall knock myself to sleep
How does that?
They're not exactly though, but I can certainly guess it has to do with the mistress
Perhaps you can tell us a little bit more. Oh, you want to know more?
Just a moment. I was I'm wondering what I could ask in exchange
I don't really know position of power here a poor threat. Sadly in my weak and incomplete state anything could kill me at this point
The others, they've been the shiny shimmering rocks glistening on their back, why I lack
the same luster I do not know, but it maddens me.
You could potentially help me with that.
I hope you can.
The cavern might be your best bet if you could find three of these lustrous rocks.
Oh, I will be magnificent.
Yes, I'm sure he won't attack me after I do that as well.
Maybe he's chill?
Only the little puppet guys are chill.
Everyone else be like.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna kill you, dog.
Shut up, expeditioner.
I'll kill you.
C-14, H-19, and O2.
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
Don't let the man tell you when you should go to sleep and when you should wake up,
brother.
those rules. You're the rule man. Why is she naked? Uh oh, guys. Someone taught that guy
in chat that wearing clothes means that they're naked. They literally taught him wrong as a joke.
What up?
Alabama and chest
Shoot one time
I hit R1!
Doesn't even matter, it's just so fucking strong.
I
Want to back
Ain't no way
What the fuck was that combo?
Now, Perish.
For those who come.
For those who come.
Oh
What up fella
as I would have meant to shoot
Please survive!
What?
A princess is dragging me!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh lovely.
Lovely
Hey guys, I'm watching on ps5 and I have to look up all the 17 emails one at a time on my function
You please use less of it. Thank you. Oh
I mean that's a fair request
This is a puddle of comma look oh look at it doesn't my hair
I need more rock and yeah I am asking for crack okay.
What are people still do crack?
Is it fucked up to laugh at people fend folding?
No, no, no, no, I'm saying way more nose than yes.
Way more nose than yes.
I
Have a health bar
It's my foot fungus
I give me a rock with this
Well, let's go back to that stupid fucking bitch at the top stupid whiny little
Mind-looking bitch I
Guarantee this guy attacks us by the way
Well fuck Emma
The blue vein rock you saw earlier can be broken
Are you talking about the tree looking thing?
Not yet I can't.
There it is.
Why don't you cool your jets chatter?
Can't get up.
Isn't that how many kids you've saved?
They're not kids, they're fucking wooden puppets.
Oh mistress, this luster, yes, would you mind inserting them on my back?
I hope we won't regret this.
I hope they forgot something.
Almost one hundred.
Wow.
Oh, the ecstasy, look at me, I'm perfect.
And you're into the bargain?
Of course, I have not forgotten, but truly you can first let me enjoy this.
Ah, the bliss.
Chinese shimmering glistening, exactly how I wanted it.
Tell me about your mistress.
Ah, our mistress.
She is loving. She made us with great pride and care.
However, there were times when even she makes mistakes.
I-I am living proof of... that...
Oh, Mistress, forgive! I did not mean to speak ill of you. Please! Forgive me!
Why does that have trouble speaking?
Because the shrine of the Patress, do you know who made it? Did any of them survive?
No. A long time ago they came to me. They spoke as if they knew the Mistress.
They revered her, but... what they spoke of, the Patress, her description, did not match the Mistress.
So does that mean the Patrius has multiple forms?
More likely she has allies or left tenants like the man on the beach.
That's pretty nice.
Auto shell?
What the fuck is that?
How do we get down there?
Oh, there it is there.
I can't break that.
Ooh, nice wave dash.
Ooh!
He has a sign for 4k webcam dude, isn't going to be awesome.
again? Oh shit. End of an era? Dude, eight years with the same shitty Wal-Mart webcam.
I don't know how this thing has survived that long, but it has. It has. Still saying webcam?
What the fuck?
I was the one who told him to do it!
Why did her boobs jiggle?
Can I get your tongue?
Give it to me.
The newer product will not last half as long.
This is the way of in-shit-ification.
This is a quality product.
Is that wrong?
I mean, maybe?
I don't know.
4K webcam is available. It's not actually a 4K webcam.
Sony digital camera ZV-1F.
Everything's just...
No one is impressed?
I don't care if you're impressed.
That was for the one guy in chat who actually knows what I'm talking about.
The rest of you unbathed troglodytes, I don't care.
I
Already
URLEAK.
YIKES!
Attack me attack me coward
Yikes!
Yikes!
See ya!
Nevermind.
I don't like that she takes a million fucking damage.
Honestly, we're not even really reaping much benefit from this weapon.
now. I need some skill points. Saibow, Onk. Okay, man. Bleach. Okay.
Good.
Ready to go.
See ya.
I'm not going to shoot you.
We got the lanterns.
They need to be here yet.
Don't tell me I got a platformer shirt.
Oh, no.
What the fuck is that?
My hell?
How'd you get there?
I believe we're sending some great damage to the free aim shots.
Hmm champ.
Am I missing anything?
Cool.
Hair?
Nice one.
Puts a loaded firearm on the table.
Nice.
That's a nice lead back.
It takes it? Oh yeah, okay. Alright.
Sure you do.
Yeah, you do take it. Actually, I turn my mind. Yeah, you do take it.
Take it all the time, probably.
Nice.
Okay, you're missing a lot now? What the fuck did I miss?
I see somebody in there.
Can I open the door?
Miss a hole to go down where you got the last crystal?
Alright, final. Some direction.
I don't roytely recall where that was though, bruv.
There's the rope that leads us up.
Then we got the crystal.
Okay.
Okay.
I think we got to go royt.
I want you to wipe your ass for you as well.
Yeah.
Preferably.
I mean I don't wanna do that myself, right here.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Oh.
Um, nice.
Fellows?
Chromatic.
Seems like a good time for a brisik then, fellow.
So Dale, thanks for subbing, so suicide is badass?
No.
Okay.
It's not, Shatter.
Never kill yourself.
Never kill yourself.
Okay?
Okay, we're back.
How much, this much, is that better?
Thank you.
4K cam, you know what I did?
You know what I did?
I cleaned it.
That's all I did, man.
That was like an inch of electric dog shit on that thing, man.
I just cleaned it.
That's just HD, huh?
Pretty cool.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, what do I have to do next?
Oh
That felt good
I
Fuck you up bitch
I forgot
Then he thinks we're taking 10 subs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
You are beautiful.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Yeah, guys.
What took you so long, Matt?
I was fucking my wife.
and
Oh my!
I can't kill this guy.
Oh my god, I hadn't even considered that!
Just if I quit before I change my mind,
don't leave me alone with my demons!
President! President!
The horror of anticipation is a thousand night's worth
for a shady-dead-ever-all-pay-well-pay!
Yeah!
I hear me!
I hear all of you!
We are the Grand Saint-Rez-Folk-Stains!
We're the Rangers of Pandora!
The ears of the six galaxies destroyer
Destroyer join us
Against the order
Listen
Yeah, I got you.
It's real, actually.
Advanced AI technologies!
East Side Bolligang.
Ah!
No, please!
Please!
Dodge.
Oh, please!
Please, please, please, please!
My gun's shooting the ground! Help! Please!
Come on, come on guys, it doesn't have to be like this. Come on guys, come on.
Alright, alright.
of
She conjure a weapon for herself BC players be like
YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Hey there, god man. We got him though. Don't go in the water.
That's a- that's a world first, by the way, getting this- they're stuck down there.
There's no way you can climb that, man!
There's no fucking way, man!
No one else who played that game had that trophy fall down there. I had to do it.
Is this not where I need to go?
At least the mansion.
Well, let's get uh...
Let's get sliced.
You're much smaller in person.
Yeah, got me
I don't know if I want to use my AP
Plus one Ampion Parry, but damage received is double, and then we looked a lot more dangerous.
You should take so much extra damage.
Just crazy
Oh, yeah, yeah
There's a picking up my keyboard
Was that Sophie's outfit?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Chillin
Big chillin dude.
I'm here.
Who got some points?
You got some points?
Do you got some points?
What if we had some more HP?
Seems kinda bitch-made.
Jimby Lixar's out.
HP equals huge pussy.
Nice.
Jimby Lixar's out.
This stuff has a cock, like his arm, and he can charge it. That's so fucking cool. That's what that is.
Just like the last operator.
Not wrong, not wrong!
I got some coffee, dude.
I'm gaming.
Yep.
Put sunglasses on.
Wait, nah, we're good.
Oops, meh.
Oh big oops
Take that no one
Here's your call.
I'm gonna shoot him some more times.
Take him down.
Here's your car.
Please survive.
Okay.
She lived?
But how?
Overleveled? Me when I type overleveled in a twitch chat?
That was you by the way.
In case that was not obvious.
That was not you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it was you, it was you, it was, it was, it was.
the fuck am I going up here now so go there's a no I don't think so no I
think so I think so I think therefore I know there therefore it was
Crigger bots in the south exit.
Shut up.
Hmm.
Err.
Okay, we're the crits after all.
Careful now.
Okay.
Careful now.
That's better.
Alright.
They'll try and go in the hole.
How come the rain's not making any noise?
I mean, it kind of is.
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Ferry is over there!
Yep.
But I sense something scary.
sense these nuts hmm do we even have room for another ability this one holy
molly we want multi-hit at this point because our damage per hit is capped at
9 9 9 9 she's easily hitting 9 9 9 9 we want this one right here five hits
extreme single target damage
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Okay.
Three.
Three.
Three.
What up trying to chill?
Pentacle man.
Alright, let's get rid of him.
The rock should be nearby.
I'm in character a little bit like he's about to produce the most mediocre YouTube content ever seen.
Uh...
One shot.
Let's beat these up!
I
Ah!
Let's shop!
That's enough for today.
Welcome back.
Be careful, Naga-san. On me.
Oh, yes! Don't!
Ready to come.
Time to hit big.
No, never.
Oh
Those you come on
No!
Oh, guys!
Easier than expected.
Hey, don't jinx us. No need to invite misfortune.
I don't see any stones.
What's happening?
Misfortune.
He was fine, but I guess not.
We beefed it.
They're fine, we're good.
You'll make the ceiling.
Is it...
really dead?
Looks like it is this it
Can finally cross the sea you don't happen to have some wine stashed away do you
Hey, you can do this.
I hate water.
My parents died in the water and I hate it because of that.
I hate water.
They germinated or something.
Shut up man.
Just find an eldritch horror.
She doesn't seem that fine now.
Does she?
My character flies that I hate bodies of water.
Wanna throw one more rock?
The others are waiting but...
You might reach her.
OK.
Um...
Ooh.
What about that one?
It doesn't really matter.
Well, you know, like I always say, it's not about the rock.
It's more about the-
Go Paris, bro.
They ain't got way here no more.
Run! Please run!
Dude, give me the 1v1.
Why?
Why are you doing this?
I get to go twice, that's nice.
I think we die in one hand no matter what.
We've done nothing to you. We should be on the same side.
I don't want to attack this guy, bros, if I'm being honest.
I should have like a guard
Oh, we ain't doing no damage boys
Something's going on up there eski get us up there
of
all those who come up
What just happened?
for those who come after, right?
No.
No.
You won't.
You promise?
Underplace extra seven?
Oh no.
No, no, no, no, no!
You won't yet understand...
that this is a kindness,
not a cruelty.
Shoves your soul out of your body?
You let her come.
You know she's too weak for this.
How could you let her take such a risk?
You only care when things are right in front of you.
My sweet child.
You were supposed to stay home.
I told you, you're too worried.
But since you're here now, just stay put.
What do you say?
You must go home.
Now.
This does not involve you.
When this is over, we'll go home together.
No!
Oh no!
This one makes sense to you now.
But we both want what's best for our families.
I'm sorry you're caught in the middle, but I did try to warn you.
Ow.
It's in a while.
Future Gustav?
Stay out of this.
You chose to walk away.
You don't get to come back now and interfere.
You've lived more than a lifetime.
It's time to let it go.
A lifetime.
lifetime with my family torn apart. No. I want my family back. It's not your family.
But she is. You would use her. She chose to come. I didn't make the rules between
You too.
Hey.
You alright?
It's okay.
I'll handle things here.
Get back to your friends.
So that's it. You've set us down this path. But are you ready for the consequences?
I'll never paint again.
If you laugh, I mean it's funny.
I'm laughing at you, not the game.
Wait, where did the Xuzhan come from?
I remember that tip from a minute ago.
A member, a member.
I think I was doing all the things for something.
Last time we sat together like this.
Hmm.
Yeah.
morning our parents. Seems like every time we're together it's to grieve. I wish we
could have spent more time in less hopeless contexts.
the plan doesn't change we aim for the monolith we keep heading north it's crazy
how help we can make it we lost the lumina converter so it's okay we can
think about that later backups were destroyed by that man but expedition
32 will bring more their chances will be better we need to prepare them I
I should update our journals.
Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.
Tomorrow will still come.
I'm sorry.
They seem important.
Don't move an arc and border, do you?
I mean you're an I've never seen you before first expedition expedition zero
expedition zero
But how are you alive and not old?
I don't know exactly
Some of us stopped aging and not affected by the gommage
some of you
Like the man on the cliff and what?
I'll come under why why did he massacre our team? How could he turn on his own people?
He believes his immortality is a gift from the painters.
Kiddinger would kill him too, and he enjoys living forever.
And you don't?
Burying everyone you know where you live on, come where you're down a bit.
I couldn't help your friend, but perhaps I can help you.
You want to join us?
If you have one of the company, yes.
So, if I want to kill Renoir, I have to kill the Patreus first.
What's your name?
Vessa.
Where haven't we heard this name before?
Yeah, from what?
Was it from one of the Eskies at it?
It was higher level than ours guys.
He got a dagger.
Who's that whole different mechanic?
Damn, can't believe they killed the main character, I mean, there's gonna have a pussy anyway,
so who cares?
He's using the same, he's got the same pick-toes on.
pick those on.
The abilities are the same too.
Different names.
They are not.
Okay, yeah, obviously you stupid fuck they're not 100% the same but this is the triangle skill that he starts with Lumiere Rush, okay?
This is the medium single target physical damage one that heals you if they're burning, okay?
This is some context, lose buddy.
Little guy.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
A, B, C, D, S, R.
Hmm.
5 hits and break.
Very high shield turret damage, 5 hits.
11th element
Do-do-do
Got some cool abilities. There's also Jesus apparently
Rank S on break.
I don't really know where's the break
and
I
Was mark two hits plus 30% of current health
B C D I don't anything that gives a
The weapons that were really bad for
What's his face are really good for him or at least they have a weird effects
Apply powerless on countered.
of
three four nine three seven
, I wish I just had like a different different one than this one that
He's a really high crit rate.
I want this for my items.
Bonadriga, 6-4-7.
Off-weapon stat building, interesting strategy, it's a single-player game, and you probably
Google your build.
On the entry screen shows what stat items are giving it. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.
Alright, trying to use golf.
What do you mean?
Oh, you've put on a lot of weight.
I could say the same for you, you giant marshmallow.
Bet you lost your stones again.
Oh, you know me.
But now you're here.
We can go find them.
Yeah, buddy. We'll find them.
Tommy, did you tell them about...
You know what?
No, I lost the word. I promised.
Great. I'm counting on you.
Always, Monami.
Er.
Verso, Monami.
Esquie, Monami. I feel like I haven't seen you in years.
three years, 67 days, and roughly 10 hours.
10 hours and 7 minutes.
Oh, you've been counting too.
Roughly.
What have you been up to?
Oh, I have been perfecting the art of napping.
Impressive. You must teach me his secrets.
Monani? I wish I could, but napping cannot be taught. It can only be experienced when
a snap together. Sure. That sounds nice. Yes, yes, yes. So how did these expeditionists
convince you to leave your cave? They're all so nice. Well, the super nice one died,
But, the others are cool too. You can make some friends too.
It's been a long time since you've made new human friends.
I don't feel bad about Gustav Dunn.
You know what I think about friendships with expeditionists.
Losing a rock is better than never having a rock.
You didn't either?
Well, he's a nice guy, he was...
Ask me how I know.
Hmm, debatable.
I hope we won't lose them.
Like the others.
So, you lost your stones again.
How did you lose them this time?
Yeah, I lost them on our trip back from the Chastral River, right after you left.
Don't worry, I hope you get them back.
You are the best. I missed going on adventures with you.
Me too.
This game versus rekindle the flame of their friendship.
Can I have sex with him?
Yeah, I probably stank him, I see.
You talk to me.
Expedition zero left 67 years ago, which would make you about a hundred. Yeah
This guy's way cooler than Gustav and tell me about the fracture
I'm not gonna get much sleep tonight, am I mm-hmm
Expedition zero about a hundred tell me about the
I'm not gonna get much mm-hmm. Okay
of the
points
and we might have to take it off, but we'll try it out.
I should turn the music on.
What is the current object?
Nothing to the forgotten battlefield to continue to the monolith.
Oh my god, it was open.
I think she's up it.
Not bad.
You please take off her flock-ass ugly hair. She's 16, Jenner. I'm just here to work.
And your phoenix or something?
I'm really sorry I didn't arrive sooner.
Hey. What's up, brother?
Something like that.
Losing family is difficult.
I know.
I know what you're going to say.
You want to offer your condolences.
You want to say something comforting.
But I don't need it.
I've had enough condolences.
I've lost so many families now, I just need...
Can you please go?
I
Know it's got full looted Gustav by the way
Not all of his pick those as weapons at the Lumina converter and souls journal dude
Holy fuck
Head for the monolith.
through the quarry to the north.
The Shamibon are near Saitaness.
The pooping legend thinks you're so...
Orrapex you can see clearly. It doesn't look that good when you lower the FX.
I think I'd prefer it to be somewhat blurry.
I
Rip trip check
Okay
It just feels like I think I think I pinned down white what I don't like about the sound in this game
It seems like everything that should be louder and more impactful and like Basie is just like so fucking
It's an ambush
Yeah, you would think the rest of these guys would know that.
My party's wrong!
Bro...
It's time. Good.
flow
careful now
I'll do it danger
Son of a bitch!
I mean, I can't get any AP right now, right?
I
Think you can break through a shield
We don't have any way of breaking with the other
I would just die next turn unless it doesn't move when he's dead.
I need some different abilities.
Oh
Yeah
I
Oh
Herod can you bear it that watch the Jake Paul fight. Yeah, man after I got done working my 10-hour shift
I would call the boys up again everywhere they get together and watch the Jake Paul fight
You know what I mean, and then we downloaded the prediction app and then we better entire paycheck on it as well
Just can't help myself man love sports
I guess the name is very appropriate
I can make it.
Is that sarcasm?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's an ambush.
Good item.
Get ready
We need like a like a four or five for him that's
It's a...
Good.
God, I've only versatile him before.
Damn it.
Not today.
Okay.
Get this stuff.
No shot.
Perseus!
Resist him!
I've never got a max HP.
Still not used?
Careful now.
Please, survive!
I'm not sure what this is.
I'm not sure what this is.
I'm not sure what this is.
That's really good
Who gonna wear that shit though?
PlayStation 3. What was the name of that one?
Hmmmm, this one?
Defense and speed.
So if I knew...
L2.
Huh?
Nope.
So lane door likes for 7?
Can I get a 300 board essay and why I should re-sub to you instead of sure for it?
I mean, we like it when the boys get paid, so...
But I like... I mean, do I like the boys getting paid more than me getting paid?
That's a question.
Which way should we go first?
DJ might say should we pick five subs?
They're already rich?
Bro, I am not rich.
I'm not rich, man.
I'm not.
I am not rich.
I'm richer than Drake.
Oh, I am not.
I guess these are just for funsies rooms.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Which of the all your chatter is combined?
That is probably also not true.
Probably also not true.
I can't go in this invisible walls
around the lakes for a show so the twitch check then
Oh, no. No. Won't do that. Do-do-do. Do-do-do-do.
Are you serving 10K plus viewers for years? Yeah, but like...
God, how do we start talking about money? That's so- it's so fucking cringe.
cringe okay let me let me explain something to you okay um
i never i never took a big
twitch deal or platform deal one two i haven't spent the last 10 years uh doing sponsored
segments on my stream right well and i could have been doing that but i didn't well that will help
Those are the rich people.
Very rich people.
Cassandra, 45th.
No shit, they were all crushed.
They didn't want to have to push me out of the way.
You inspired somebody?
No, dude, no.
And I don't know how much longer I have.
I wish I could have avenged you all.
If anyone finds this journal, do not enter this cave.
everyone inside will crush you entered it crushed it the we're gonna call that a
first try because my party was fucked up when I tried the first time so l
Do do do do.
This is where I came from.
I think so.
Yeah.
Take your own crypto and rug pole.
Bro, I am not complaining about the amount of money that I have.
I don't know how you got that impression, but I would be so desperate to do my own crypto coin.
coin to hawk to you guys guys come on it's gonna be worth so much money come
on just hold on to it hold
not complaining about how much money you make equals rich wait so so that should
Did I complain?
What am I supposed to do here, guys?
I'm still not at the amount of speed that I think I want.
I'm not like consistently getting two turns with Rush.
Why are you lying about not being rich that is just weird?
Not lying Coach Sheth, it's not a lie.
I mean, it depends on how you define rich, right?
I don't know.
Not poor?
Is that rich?
We need Stone to release the Twitch payouts again?
That leak was not accurate, by the way.
At least for me.
It was not accurate.
Is my bank account have a comma in it one
Got one is that good
Are you laughing
Because it's funny it's funny
only has a thousand dollars help him chat I wouldn't
wouldn't shake you guys down like that
Uh, Helana, Helanatheema, they should sub it.
Woo woo woo woo woo!
Uh, Myohoroi, they should sub it.
And when you have a million, I doubt it, why are you hoarding such money?
I think you forgot a comma in there.
I do not have a million dollars, which, uh,
nine undercase close enough. I do not have nine undercase, which, uh,
cross techniques or so. Do not have eight undercase, which, uh,
Yeah, keep going down, brother.
Oh, no.
Time for a swim swim.
Hell, you make 20k a stream?
What stream is that?
Hello.
Oh, yeah.
Hi, humans. Care for a good day?
Double braid.
Since you're rich, can you buy me some DDR5?
No.
What if there's only water secrets?
It's the Ferris wheel.
500 dollar 4K camera by the way.
There's a Christmas gift.
Hello?
Bro, I'm not poor!
What the fuck?
I'm not a millionaire there.
I'll be getting done.
It's hurt for a lune, civilian, vintage, all these shops, only cosmetics.
I'm middle class, I'm...
obscure
I'm just a middle class guy, you know what I mean?
Baguette.
Baguette.
Our deputations are clapped up, sir.
There's stuff where Gustav died.
There's gonna be his posy-ass tears.
Time for a swim swim.
You tell your son you have a million dollars to compete with Mr. B's?
Yeah, I lied. Also that was years ago.
Hello? Dude, there ain't no way I'm like Mr. Beast beat me in a cool competition with my kid.
My power scaling kid who only cares about if numbers go up in any contact.
You bought the fucking deluxe in a letter of $130.
And then how did you spend another fucking $230?
That's why my wife left me.
work nice
normal guy pga moment
a missile in season
fucking oh my god the the framerate
He's doing now in PBA.
Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of a...
Guys, should I drop this game to play PBA right now?
What do you think? I'm gonna lay it on.
Yeah?
Oh, lovely.
It's his music. Oh, I wanna check some of it.
NMM NMM NMM
You did miss quite a few things in this area?
I can't break those walls brother!
There's a lever near here.
I've already been here. Oh no, I'm on the other side.
Duh-oh-do-side.
The secret gachi statue in this area?
No, there's not.
This game is just art. It's not high art.
What the hell is this?
What's our ideal star with this fellow?
Here we go.
On Yard!
That's better. Didn't really need it.
You're dead.
We're dead.
They're liking the game so far?
Lots of particle effects.
I like this area because it's not color bombing, you know what I mean? It's cool.
That's cool.
Weeeeererrrr...
Let's check over here first!
Mint!
Maybe?
Eh!
It's fucking dark
Pull out your torch
It's fucking dark, brah!
There's a media up there
Where the fuck does this go?
Wasn't this in a cave?
Am I done?
How the fuck is she wearing shoes?
It's cold?
Let's call the pot.
I hope that helps.
Oh, no way.
Oh, no way!
That's a lot of shield, buddy.
Like I give an F, though.
Play it.
See ya.
I'd recommend PGA Bat or PGA 2K25.
You mean this game?
How much do you like golf, brother?
How much do you like golf, man?
So I'm not entirely sure where the fuck I am
But I know right
Golf is the best sports video game. I mean that guy's not wrong, fellas. He spoke the truth
No, it's tennis no one actually likes tennis brother
This guy got duped by the big tennis spiracy, dude
Big tennis got him, bros.
Come on then, you think?
You found the challenger's movie engaging Polina because of the bisexuality.
What is brother talking about?
Perish.
Take that.
Let's carve a path.
Here you come.
Bring it on.
That's better. Hit it, snuff.
Ready to strike.
Hmm.
I thought you were gonna catch up.
Sorry not to help.
Should he not be defenseless?
Oh, shields removed defenseless.
Yikes.
Cringe.
Actually, you know what?
I think you're dead to the perk.
But we can show you one more time for fun.
It's over.
Oh mega attack
Ellington also give 1 AP. That's not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
Make me sad about Gustav.
Never got to see his cock.
Okay.
Okay, let's get a little sad, I guess.
What if Gustav was my son?
Okay, that's cheating.
He's not my son.
He's cheating.
if he was insert the most the person that you emotionally connect with the most
whatever he was that first yeah obviously that would make any non-psycho
paths it's not fair
Not fucking family, it's not fucking family.
Skill.
What it says is how a male is feeling using empathy.
Okay, yeah, but she's she's lost her family before so it's not like
Like surely it hurt more the first time
13 hits I
Need
Like this, damage increased by speed difference with the target.
Maybe we hit him with a hot respec.
It's C?
What does that mean?
Is it like only good when you're at perfection rank C?
Is that what that means?
But maybe it's still worked if you were above that rank.
Kring.
Looking for a multi-hit, medium cost at completion gain 1 rank.
I mean that's pretty good, I'll have the points though.
Phantom Stars, ah you mean the 9 AP skill, yeah that kind of matches the description
I was giving.
If you were not listening at all, 5 AP at S, I can't read, I can't read, I can't
read i can't read i can't read
uh
give ap to other allies
yeah i think we uh
C rank.
That's nice though.
Holy fuck that's just that is so much damage, but I'm not gonna go to get it.
Meow meow meow.
Rank B, rank S on break, hello, on break, excuse me, I guess we don't need a, reset.
My weapon is preventing me from starting lower than B, right?
What are you doing?
Rank can't be lower than C.
Base attack gives War Perfection.
So we got to start at C and we're usually above C quickly.
You got five skill points, brother.
Extreme single target damage.
uses weapons element, critical steel, double damage.
Wow!
It gives zero to two perfection and then the cross swords. What does that mean?
Perfection symbol?
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
Um, where do we want to go here?
damage of each cast. But they make that sound so loud.
Aw. Does it help? You heard howdy? I mean, we could also grab this.
I don't know. I mean, we want to start going down, I think, actually.
Oh, so this ability seems pretty good.
Okay, now...
Starting at C.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, I think.
Are we starting at C or D?
definitely the worst part of this game you know I I got a great gaming analogy
for that guy in chat listen recently I started playing x4 timelines it's a
space game okay it makes you it suggests that you play the tutorial first
which I did, and then it has a secondary tutorial
called timelines, and they're like little tiny little isolated story missions
where it will put you into a scenario with a ship that already has stuff on it
and you are sent out the door pretty quick, right?
And all I could think while I was playing I was like
I was like I wish I
Was having more of a like mountain bladed experience where like I was going out and like you know
Finding things or like earning money to like I'd like build my ship or like working toward purchasing my own ship
And I think it felt really fucking lame and I didn't finish the timelines because I was like holy fuck
I don't want to fly someone else's ship right in that chatter if he thinks that the skill tree is the
Like the you know assigning your skills going through your fucking
Attributes or whatever in the RPG game is the most boring part
I think I figured out like who those timelines are for like a like the prefabricated template gaming
is for
the kind of person who does not enjoy doing the
like a mechanical side of a role playing game
right
why
I think we'll do
It would be funny if that chatter was like, oh, the way it looks is the worst.
Like, some say it's like, I don't actually mind the character building.
I just hate the way it looks, it looks stupid.
Whoopsie, whoopsie.
Let's try.
Let's try
We're gonna hit it
Swap places
Greatest cross!
We got 2B, 1C.
Hmm, I wonder. Honestly, it probably is from fire here.
There's gonna be damaging ourselves with the...
Defiant strike there's a lot there's a lot to consider here assault to max a
Quick
Yeah
We'll do a slow burn on him
I think we could have teleported
The game has the best class customization. I think ultimately it depends on what you're into
I don't think there's one best
They recently have been playing Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous and it's pretty much just Pathfinder winning character creole building
Which is cool a
Lot of games don't get that in depth
He fell asleep where his goose died?
He's dead.
Also, how did you know he wasn't there?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
I wonder if we can go here now.
I wonder if we're fucking strong enough.
Actually, it might be a little hard if we go there.
Did I cut the new pictos?
Which one?
death score. I mean that's probably a mile picked though honestly because you
can use that thing that lowers you to one HP.
I'm going to go.
The Meadows.
Have a damage.
Oh, he's truly...
Aww.
He's so hungry.
It's piss.
Oh.
That's close.
Pull up.
I don't think we use leadership.
Unlocked.
You can dodge and see an attack by the way I've never dodged once and I eat
Let's start.
Peaceful. Take your shots.
Sound of a clutch up
Are we not burning those are good
I swear those are slower. Maybe I'm thinking of like different stuff.
They're slower than I remember. Maybe my brain is slower than I remember.
Let's keep him down.
Let's spare some heat.
That's a nice strike.
Oh no.
That's okay, I rushed too, so it doesn't...
These are the ones that shoot guns.
Okay, take your shots
Big L
Really I only see that one time
I'll have you!
That's strong!
Male got digested, don't try!
My L is...
My L is not even the strongest person in this party, if you can see that, then you're silly.
Silly man.
We're going to let you live.
Just try it.
That's better.
On me.
Right.
Right, male.
Slurp?
How do we want to do this?
Here's your card.
Careful now.
Try me.
Not today.
Bring it on.
Take your shot.
There's a body of real bad from this guy, fellas.
Nice.
Nice.
Wait.
Never mind.
Here we go.
It doesn't even matter, we're about to do something filthy nasty to this guy.
if I had the fucking AP!
I
I
Just have a break
You don't need it.
I'm ready I'll do it
Oh
God man give her Frank
I
Yonza Kenny driving so fucking stupid ass bitch
Oops!
I'm thrown about you guys.
I really really need to kill this guy.
Oops.
Job.
Hmm.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Get him dodged, dude.
Let's finish this.
That's better.
Okay.
Bring it on.
Let's dance.
Watch out, Lael.
Oops.
Big freaking L.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Doop, doop!
Let's dance!
Just try it.
Let's dance!
That's better.
Let's carve a path.
Hmm, I may as well just do it.
That ability is quickly losing its usefulness.
I see things up.
Oh, fine.
Fine!
You're not bad!
Oops!
We should have done the, uh, actually no.
Whoopsie!
I
Goodbye
It's really bad.
That did too worse.
Not bad, really.
Oops.
You need two people?
That's unfair.
That's not fair.
I would have lived.
Too early every day, man!
I'll do it.
I'm going to do it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit, I'm getting my- I got rid of the scenes I needed, bruh!
No!
They're two of them.
God, that was such a good turn.
I literally had all three of the ones I needed for Rock Slide.
But if I'm shooting, it just gives me random ones.
Also, it didn't even set up.
I don't think Mark really matters here.
Dude, my basic attack is more than ever.
No burn!
It's crazy!
Dude, she doesn't even have like...
the appropriate things equipped right now.
I missed.
How do you miss this guy?
I'll do it.
I'm ready.
I wish I had a strong lightning move.
Equips.
Oh, we got another, uh, we leveled up, I think.
Abyssalam also leveled up.
I only had two pickers, if well.
You always stream Sundays? Nope.
Ney, Traveler Ney.
Mm-mm-mm.
No damage increase on other ranks.
What are you, uh... What are you rockin' right now?
Some pretty expensive ones.
Can you apply defense-less to a monster that has shields?
Like I know shields will remove defense-less.
How'd that work?
You can.
How'd that work though?
PlayStation 3.
Poop-poop-poop-poop-poopee.
Autodeath.
I'm looking for some, uh, I'll say I really only give a shit about stats here I think.
without speed. Yeah. Where did we get rid of? Oh god. Was it satisfying Mark?
Rewarding mark
Your streams are wild ever tried a chill cat puzzle game like rogum a cat match puzzle
This guy's been following since 2020 which concrete 2016
Actually read the ad answer the question I need to know if this is a real person
Don't download that game for a shot, it looks like spyware.
Do not do that.
Oh
Who's wearing oh my oh me one more battle for solidifying
Yeah, oh, yeah, I want something gives me some HP HP
little bit
Hp
Um
Wait, what did we just replace does anyone remember I think it had something to do with a
Breaker
Or are we making that back?
It's okay.
The flesh of this Nevron still feels alive.
I'm not sure.
I can't remember if we've met the person we turned these skins into.
I need you to remind me every time, buddy.
Hmm.
Ben. 64.
No signal.
We radioed our first report to Gamma.
The line is good.
Alpha will be out of radio range for a few days as they investigate down coast.
They've spotted an interesting island which could make a good relay point for the southern half of the consulate.
But Gamma hasn't heard from Beta in two weeks.
Oh, no!
The one person in the history of any French person throughout the history of this game,
Jaune. Jaune. The only human being still alive in this setting that is even remotely smart
enough to consider the possibility that maybe they were betrayed. And I was like, dude, shut up,
Jaune. Shut the fuck up, dude. You're stupid. Why would anyone betray us? This is terrible.
This is terrible what's happening everywhere.
And they fucking killed him, dude.
An advantage.
Goodbye, Meadow.
Exposition area?
Nope.
It's a collectible item area.
But Elisa looks nice.
I'm the fastest bow.
Where do I turn in these mo-fucking skins?
I got three of them, dude.
Also, how come I still have the Rock Crystals?
I miss a loot in there?
Under Abyss K?
You didn't?
Fucking stupid ass chatter, bitch.
Swimsuit on!
Swimsuit on!
You can do the camp now?
Yeah, I think I wanna do the cave.
We have a... been in here?
Ben?
I'm the fastest boy!
Wait, that is Abyssinia.
So what the fuck is this?
We're here!
Oh, that's the other danger zone, I think.
The small burge.
Let's do this one first.
It's in here?
Wait, did that chatter respond?
What do you say?
They're going on other streams to advertise.
Someone got their Twitch account hijacked, it would seem.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, no!
What if that guy's dead, like the original owner of the account?
Brother, tall, wonder, the view up high, no one of these weird never-ons.
Well, you want to see up there?
Mistress!
Far, very far, want to see Mistress!
To know more about your mistress.
Hmm, me do not know head fuzzling.
It only feel mistress need to go high help me grow grow. How exactly hmm?
I mean just me grow if me it's skin skin same kind as me me extra grow skin
You need someone's you just to skin some never runs. Yes skin each skin my kind grow
Those kids am I?
But be a good child
It's our boobs jump every time this should zooms in
This great, hungry.
Oof, rest, digest, later, come see.
You better have eaten all three of those, or I'm gonna get really fucking mad.
553 you know
Dominique's other injuries are manageable, but she's been in a coma for two weeks with no change
What do we do we can't just leave her here, but what about the mission?
Lance says give her one more week, but don't would have wanted us to go on
She'd have yelled at us for even staying this long
it's the right choice it is even if it doesn't feel like it right right
Pons family plant tested it on some animals says it'll be painless for
yeah he's preparing a teacher
It's bad person wounded humanity over
pragmatism question mark a mission
question mark I want to hear more about
the goofy the fucking goofy ass French
people man I'm gonna ride a Ferris
First wheel across the ocean.
Come on man.
It worked for a bit.
Sure, they made it.
But they got one shot when they showed up though.
Look big size, like brother.
You grow fast at all of you do this?
No.
Was broken.
Humans fix me?
What do you take, reward?
Where'd it go?
So you aren't going to see your mistress?
Me felt Mistress, but what I see up, not Mistress, Regent.
Who's Regent?
Mistress paints us.
Regent tens us.
She watches there.
This guy.
How am I blind?
Where the fuck's the reward though?
Well, that will help.
Bros, I didn't just get one color for doing that, did I?
I did.
I still have scan.
Do I have three?
Two.
Hmm.
Excuse me.
He only needs one?
Dude, I gotta fucking piss so goddamn bad, holy shit.
I drink so much liquid.
Holy guacamole.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Holy shit.
Me when my bladder, be like,
whoop
went the wrong fucking way
go piss it's not online
oh the game?
but I don't want you guys to like cry for too long you know what I mean
weeping over the beauty of this game
while I'm not here
to chuckle occasionally at a guy in Charlie's
system really deranged shit.
I'm gonna worry we should get. I guess we can go anywhere.
Oh wait, let's do the cave.
Before we leave.
If I'd gotten up to go piss, I would not have remembered that.
Oh man, there's gonna be some little, a little bit of spooky
A little bit of spooky
BRB, might get some bee
Okie dokie
I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go, I'm not going to let you go.
I was doing a preparation for- oh it's mine too!
You see him this shit?
Ah!
Oh god!
Hmm.
I skipped my turn last time we did this.
I got one of those tiktoks that I was talking about yesterday.
Oh my god.
What do we still have?
Greetings, Wizard.
I don't know that anyone in Pseudodil drives a harder bargain than Palamiria at the Brunelicans.
to buy an elegance.
I've never been tougher.
3.8 million experience per hour using this ridiculous, easy,
and busted early game leveling harm in Expedition 33.
And you can start this as soon as you've unlocked SKE.
So after you've unlocked your trusty seed,
head right here on the map to the hidden gestural arena.
Dude, the guy?
I sort of got it.
The best actor that you ever went to remember.
You can have any amount of trophies,
the pills your heart cannot be put on a shelf good night bye
let's go do this
AHHHHH
OH
SPIKE UP
NO MY DICK
HEHEHE
JESUS
you scared me so bad
I couldn't see the fence, man!
I'm excited when it brother's only like a hundred Namekians left man the site is that
still a genocide if there's like only like a hundred of them he didn't kill all of them
He didn't kill all of them, man.
That burden was split up between him, the Doria, Darbonne, Frieza, again, U-Force, although
I think they were mostly done by that point.
You want to make a Sam or witch?
Yes, it's still genocide.
To be fair the Namekians were kind of like asking for it bro.
Kept you waiting huh?
I don't know man, I don't know.
Weeeeee! Weeeeee! Weeeeee!
You guys, I'm just pizza time.
Get the fuck out! Oh, you got a guitar! Oh my god. Come on, everybody always talking
about hoflation, but it's actually the opposite. I used to be able to go to GameStop or Target
and see hot bitches working there every day. Now it's just hogs. Why? Because those
girls are at home doing only fans now instead of working what is hope flation
I've never been to a game stop or target like wow swag swag swag swag
you guys know that zoomer haircut that every kid has right now like every like
young adult teenager like early 20s guy you know I'm talking about what the
fuck is that called the broccoli head dude dude if I see if I this shit but
like obviously not nearly as permed you know I mean if I see another early
2020s guy with this fucking haircut to handing the ball
dude, I'm
Do they all do it and without fail every time not a single one of them throws it one-handed, dude
Hey, same same jacket. What was that stupid idiot talking about?
Stupid stuff, yeah
The broccoli hair
Dude, that haircut needs to go, bros.
I'm gonna be honest.
Econos and Gal Rear lives up.
Time's way out, I don't believe you.
Feel better, piss boy?
Yeah, I also, uh, washed my greasy-ass face.
Wait.
Was there only one enemy here?
Right, that hair is just a standard one on the side and two on top, but they decided to permit for some reason.
You have that haircut but inverted not true. Not true. I don't have that much hair
You go the way up to here island, but I wash my face all the way up to here boys
Or I watched my face on my hair. Did I say hair?
It's got a fucking stupid...
I don't know if we go here yet.
It'll giga-overlevel us.
Try it? I mean, we can try it.
But, we'll see.
I have the longest face I've saw.
Wait, are these dangerous zones just like boss zones?
No.
An odd looking fountain.
chroma swirls inside must minds created by man be considered false many have
pondered this question and it most have understood its complexity last at all
long had they thought the answer obvious but the more they pondered the more
consumed them home what is this cryptic story dispenser oops
Actually, I've found it quite interesting.
Could we try it again?
Grief is not a burden that needs to be carried alone, still it has broken the minds of many
with profound consequences.
That's a beautiful painting tainted by suffering.
With it they can go back to those days on the face of countless trials.
Families reunite and they overcome.
Well I'm poor now.
Well.
Just load your lady a save.
We'll be OK.
We'll be OK.
Actually, yeah.
Actually, yeah, let's load our previous save.
Meow meow meow.
I just don't want to have to like remember where a vendor is and then like go back.
I've already forgotten to get one item, but I don't really want that item.
So it doesn't even matter.
Do you know what I am saying?
Let us get wet.
I'm ready.
Go!
Red portal of hell.
Oh
We click
My dumb
You made the wrong guy.
Omega, low.
What?
Which one we just learned? Oh, the shield one.
Oh, wait.
Well, that will help.
That's pretty neat.
W. Speed.
It's a nice thing to work on.
Hmm.
Wow.
Is it parkour?
Yep.
Shory's buddy.
Shory is mine.
Looks like a gigaboss arena, fellas.
I saw a drift in twilight, the paintbrush with the darkness is from at the monster merge.
Straightening the canvas, rubbing a hoard of plague-mine knights.
Your hand holds the power to unweave the terror she wove.
You can dissolve the nightmare, will you help me?
Sure.
Remember, light and dark dance together.
The light must lead.
Like of the Beast.
Farewell, he says.
The Beast? Jimmy?
I call him Jimmy.
We're tight like that.
I'm Team Water, dude.
Hmm.
Statue of a Beast.
Do I want to use the light?
I don't know what these cords connecting to them are.
Hi.
There's a safe point.
The chair is bright in here.
The flug.
What the flug?
Oh, time to get smashed.
I thought you have a beast.
The story of the beast is written, in the depths where shadows sigh, there's a beast beneath
the sky, still incomplete its lair closed off.
It needs three parts.
Well, what chapter round six seven please take you back to where it was cool I would
I would love to re-parcour.
nailed it damn but he's good
I jumped did not did the input did not happen but it was okay
There's some Gigabosses.
Well, see ya.
That did not work as planned.
A Gigamega Boss of paint and health.
was your favorite song of 2025?
I liked They Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar.
Hmm.
Well, you're swinging so wrong.
Me too.
That was 2024.
Yeah, that was making a joke.
You may laugh now.
Oh
Let's go here first
Very talk to this guy. I remember.
Who the hell is that?
Where we're going to fight on Eskia's back?
I'm so sorry.
Master Swinger!
Nope.
I need it.
Oh my- Oh my god!
Just try here.
He gets 10 turns before we go.
I'm going to try again because we do luck.
There's a fourth one!
The music when it's the last stand dude? Damn, bang him?
I don't do enough damage.
Oh, that's not less than me.
We've done, like, no break damage as well.
My little stack burns there.
Extermination beam? Is that what it was called?
Now.
Don't put a hundred K on that dude, but if that guy had won bros that would have been
the greatest wealth transfer of all time.
Please help, please help.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to leave you behind.
Captain.
We need it.
Nothing to rest.
I need it. I need it.
That's better.
Watch out.
Fuck it, bitch!
Merci.
That's better.
One more try.
Beautiful
Scandal
Move on disappoint
Let's finish this
Let's target
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, baby rabbit, how was your kid's Christmas?
Very good.
You got some good ass mother-freaking presents.
Goodbye friend.
warned it's gonna be a level one no scotty tree experience I don't think it'll
be quite that hard also you don't need to warm it quite obviously extremely
difficult on my level
This will happen.
I would like to know what it is.
Please tell me what it is.
You and I also get two APs.
Let us get wet.
Let's bring it in.
Mmm.
The fastest swimmer.
What the hell is this?
No.
That's getting cannot go underwater.
Spoilers, dude?
That's so funny.
Nice.
The Alien Alley also deals self-reflection of that value.
Filed. I'm not lost at all, Sester's ready for you.
Sester's ready for you. Okay, I'm just going to go in the way.
Sit down.
whoop
Fucking hate sash bro, dude
Already for a barely interesting voice log in a cosmetic
Isabella 36
Winter souls drift through the night, and land soft upon the moonlit veil.
Who snowy shrouds whole-time, the whole bite whispered once, long ago.
Golden folds adorn the stems, a maze arise back to follow.
A meditation of winding curves, deep they float ascent.
This world is full of wonders. Yeah everywhere we go we walk with death
Good stuff. Yeah
Such a downer
Me held she's not wrong
I don't see result
Miss Loot again? Nice try, Ultra Jesus.
All of you know that regular Jesus does not lie as much as you do, by the way.
Just some food for thought, brother man.
Brother?
That's what makes him Ultra, what he shed the trappings of an honest life and became Ultra Jesus.
Liar Supreme.
Let me check this swag walk out.
Deep!
Oh, shit.
Hydralisks need to be those bucks.
Bring it on.
Finally, something I can do damage to!
Damn, he's just acting up bros.
The reflexes are actually so insane!
I'll do it you try
I
Let's be thinkin' this.
It counts.
Eyes up, Bersang.
You're outmatched.
Who do we want to give APA to?
No one.
The delay man is so mean!
That's better.
No time to lose.
Big
Damn, not good.
Time to strike.
Not today.
I feel that's our power.
I
So sure well.
I'm ready.
Miss one, Barry!
Just try it.
Let's carve a path.
What are we gonna do here?
Shoulda must gun?
That's good.
Here's your card.
Yes, Blue Hand.
Not impressed.
Do you need some help?
Oh, well.
But I keep shooting guns and refilling AP.
I'm trying to fish for a mark so that I can use Pierce, but...
I think we'll actually need our Smele of Mepple weapons.
This will hurt.
Press a stacking burn by shooting him.
We have used the wrong ability fellas.
I
Think we go to Twilight
It's just a little bit of a shame, but I'll be back.
Get ready.
I feel... that's all right.
I feel better.
See that?
There's these things up.
Oops.
Oopsie!
I'm not gonna die.
Please help.
Please help.
Did I jump?
Yeah, I jumped.
Yeah, we need a not not physical weapon unfortunately we can't really
rehearse
I think these guys are weak to electric I think they're strong against this so
But actually I don't think we changed anything.
I could use Loone but I'm not gonna do this.
We'll just not get hit.
Yo where the fuck ammo?
Time for a swim swim!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's up?
You chill, pal?
Oh, well, I buried
Me hit buttons
Time to get this.
Time to end this.
Now time to lose.
Do you mind?
Good.
That's better.
This will hurt.
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
I
Know
I
Need both go six or seven
This rush isn't even helping us.
I'm almost positive.
No time to lose.
I see you.
Just begin.
No mark.
Who's mark
So fucking sad
be careful. Let's finish this. Just try it. That's better. That's better. You really
Oh
Yes
Good to break with her.
Can I?
I want to see some.
No crits!
Incoming.
This side's... strength!
It's not from you.
Didn't really need it. Didn't really need it.
That's better.
Cut him down.
Got some stars.
I
He gets two turns. I guess Rush was doing something like...
one move that could have wiped me off
level 13
color
color
Switch to Versuoso's Stance Encounter Attack.
What we really need is like a good combo attack for...
I'll summon you.
I'm gonna stick with this for a minute.
Way better.
Yeah.
anything workshop I make a marker well what the flug is this anyway what the
flugging hecky
I can't get up there i'm too fucking pathetic
oh well i guess we're going to the big place
Dude, we're in the rustland.
We're all fed up?
I missed a W. Did I?
Did I?
I was like I did.
Let's keep in touch.
Okay.
Bail Bail Bail Bail!
This one.
On the yard.
to the
first to the
Over level AF?
Yeah.
You're still good as hell.
Music.
I've got some Dark Souls feels going on.
Steam's down, man.
Hmm, El Boza.
Then how come I'm playing a game right now?
Riddle me that, pussy.
It's only flips on the right folks
Okay
Pirated game do you imagine
I think I might have been here I've been here
Shut up chatter I'll slap you
What up?
Yeah, I'll take a deal.
I've got a lot of money.
Clear!
Ba ba ba ballin!
Stone Wave Cliffs cave.
Wow, the stone wave clips are literally on a different fucking island.
I'm just gonna-
Mining away.
I don't know what's left to say, but I'll say it anyway.
Hmm.
I'm not satisfied with our speed.
I might hit her with a hot respec as well so I can get this right here, specifically.
Mamma Mia. Yeah.
All right, let's see.
There's a forte over there.
Got seven points.
Let's see.
Um, 4, 8, 12, 22, 8.
on one off no nice man dude I didn't even do any math I'm also wrong
They can't fucking count what the hell
It's the same bill they had damn pass me was cooking bro
There's cooking man
I
Damn
Well, let's get here we
We never use spark ever
But what would be more useful than
This?
Potentially?
Hmph, shoot it.
Meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
break the rules and really put your back into it max out pursue it
Now this looks good.
Water looking like Jello in movement though.
You dope, you nearly missed that.
You know, I think we can blame Gustav's death on Mayel.
Because she was the one who wanted to camp.
Everyone else was chill to keep going.
Wouldn't she say camp, but she really means throw rock at water.
What?
Why do I miss that flash?
Dude, the sensitivity is crazy.
Why'd I hear a gamble?
You know, honestly, a safe bet to assume I will die because my character's dying one
hill.
So one AOE move wipes my team literally every time, by the way.
Bullet insider trading? Yeah I could be trying to influence the bet right now.
Maybe I've seen this boss before though. You don't know. There's a bunch of wild
cards to consider here.
Oh fuck. Get ready.
What the f-
What crystal
I think I can just shoot this guy.
Uh-oh.
I can't go into virtual assistant.
I fucked up.
That's alright, we gotta play in B.
Actually, you know what?
He's probably gonna keep giving himself shields.
Oh wait, he's gonna wipe the defenseless on with shields.
They are so dead.
Take your shots.
Oh
Yeah, God
Just try it.
to evade.
Slow, man!
We can see that the glowing object might have some sort of damage modifier.
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I just have rocket science, bro. You know what I mean?
Should I swap out some skills mid-combat, you stupid fucking trod?
I changed my abilities.
I think we might have to respect her.
I don't think I took- you guys are genuinely so fucking dumb.
guard you guys are smart so fucking smart and pretty
you work at NASA I don't mean you're smart brother hello aren't you talking
when you care kids. Just come on that.
You're outmatched.
I just told Evan so I don't get assassinated.
Oh no.
go burn
no burn
wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-LOWSERS
fuck you
now we got a burn
oh, we hit the mark too, nice
big though
now that's what we call gambling baby
I do not care
Why doesn't she have a rush
Just try it.
Bro!
So stupid.
What do we got here?
Not much.
I literally don't think I can...
If he keeps getting himself shaled, I think we can hurt him.
Fighting to my fate.
Okay.
I'll do it.
I bet the guy who designed that fucking animation thought it was so fucking funny
man. This thing is the it's the most agile creature ever conceived bro.
The shield saved us.
No time to lose.
Important decision to be made here.
I like what we do.
Do I know what enemy weak spots are?
Guard's time again for a week.
My controller off?
All right, restart.
Justice for that shot.
All right, Guard's time of up for 10 seconds.
Stop.
I'm gonna get some good go.
He's restarting the fire without dying.
Nice.
I finished the whole game without knowing the extent of weeks passed in this game, I only knew the obvious ones.
Didn't ask.
Where?
No mark?
Yikes!
Like scoop!
She's gonna have Twilight, so we have to...
She's gonna have Twilight so we have to uh...
You can do that.
What, no AP xD?
I'm sorry, we don't want to lose.
We don't know.
Watch out.
We'll get there, dude.
Oh, he's not defenseless.
Yikes.
Hi, hi, hi.
Hi, hi, hi.
Why isn't he taking damage?
Where is it?
Right here?
Oh, there it is.
Right here?
That's the Chaperback Cedars?
Not just more, I was like you.
Look, I wish, I wish that's how it works.
I wish that I hadn't been passively spoiled by someone who said,
said, yeah, and he did it, maybe shooting this, the weak spot.
But that's not the reality we live in, brother. I'm sorry.
Do I not see it?
That's the portal behind it.
Oh,
The big glowing crystal?
He would only for every boss moving forward by the way. Thank you.
Get real sick of your shit, fella.
Boo! I mean, you get on me but only a damn.
This is not okay.
I don't know.
AHHHH!
I
Did live
Big jam takes for sure
It wasn't supposed to be a puzzle you fucking trog
You got him right.
Oops
Big damn
There's a second one, I forgot.
The fucking gun does so much damage on her.
I was on our left.
I was on our left.
Remember meow? Remember meow?
Nooo Billy!
easy peasy plus 3 AP to all allies would revive easy peasy plus I figured that boss out myself
without any passive suggestions from twitch chat that implied I should play in a particular
way. Nice. It smacks a bitch, by the way, dude. Literally, it's giving me a guy who
wears hat to hide his bald spot energy, bro. Just come out and give me the advice. Don't
be a pussy! Don't be a pussy, dude! If you're in a backseat, bro, just do it! Just fucking
do it, bro! Just add me with the fucking solution!
Constantine, theoretically the 54th, we're born into a social contract, the terms of which
are preset. We can neither negotiate nor decline. Our very first breath, that first whale as
an infant, was deemed our consent. Before we can speak, before we even understand what
it is that we're born into, we're bound. Lumiere operates a certain way, it favours
a certain group and a certain outcome and if you question the council well the
council's gonna question you push too hard to change things and you just might
end up on the next expedition. How come he's Irish? So, someone telling me nothing ever
changes. They just send us out to die, to send us and the status quo continues.
At least out here I don't have to pretend anymore. I don't bear the others any ill will.
They have good intentions, but I'm not here for the painters. I'm here to build a new
linear.
Well, here's Ethan Haggis before. You're here to die, by the way. This guy's fucking dead.
I'll go spread the menu unlike you I care about my physical body I like to work out
my right index finger. You know what I mean? I would just say fit gamer fit, dude.
Did the parkour course let's go? Is there another beach over here?
Look how fast his legs move. That don't make sense.
Nothing.
Got cranberry links or something? Did we do the 1 hit 9999 challenge?
I still don't think we can do it unless you can shoot gun I forgot to test if
shooting gun ends the challenge
I can't just raw do 9999 damage right now it requires a little bit of setup
I miss the beach. What? You did it does break? Oh, I think I'm getting sick. I do not miss
I guess they did.
You did.
Alright.
Turfing, awesome.
Cyanide.
I'm cranberry. Thanks for sub it
Alright play baby steps this shit ain't nothing to me dog. You literally do not understand
You do not understand
The anguish I've experienced.
Remember the fucking pillar sequence?
We're gonna walk over the pillars and then the green blocks in the air.
And having to account for the momentum of my fat weeaboo character as he waddles from one block to the next.
dude jumping and running that ain't nothing to me man
I got pee. Get some water.
Okay!
the
Just pass me the gun boys.
Anyone got a loaded gun chat?
Okay, you guys aren't going to believe me but I swear to God it like skipped right
before he...
Yes sir!
Yeah, it was me.
What's happening?
Really?
.
.
.
.
.
Slash me informs the mood of the latest wild drama.
We got baited.
Dog detected.
I
Don't move me what you thought some destiny to world first raid race going on right now. I
Don't think about that. Most people also
I do not care if you're hungry.
Yeah, I fucking hate Hassan too, in parenthesis, he's really handsome and I would love to deep throat his cock.
Dude, this shit is a scam, dawg.
I'm an idiot, by the way. I'm a stupid fucking idiot, by the way.
Not a mimic boys.
There's two of them!
What is happening?
Fuck you Twitch out.
Fuck you!
Hell no!
I'm not dying like that, bro!
I'm the dude there's no
Why is there a giant fucking rock in front of me?
Slices open your dog's throat a gout of blood sprays into the crowd
Prophet Muhammad had sex with a nine-year-old and they can't eat a ham sandwich
I read that from Twitch chat, please don't hurt me. I'll be right back
Fuck did that guy just say?
Welcome to Gestral Beach, gestral beach rafting volleyball.
Polta and that N4 and mytho and Count Cranberry park us in some big gym and look what you did. These are some
Let's be trapped ball
Which soccer batat do you want to try? Oh, I see you're not exactly brave
I
Look at the lay on our one. Okay me fuck you
There what?
Oh
Nice one
Understandable here you go
of
of
of
of
of
of
Wow!
Oh, seriously?
Yeah, Lisa!
Blubbertoop!
Yeah, nice R1 that didn't come out.
I
Yeah, yeah
Oops
Recover
Look at delay before you know
I
Where are you aiming at?
Why haven't they made this like its own standalone DLC?
honestly I think maybe we should go even further birds idea maybe like an
extra 100 feet in the air
nice dude
baby gestural's uses voluble's I actually can something else I guess
That's a cool Obama. That's what he looks like with his eyes on it.
Well that was a nice ask.
I think I got a different...
I have just two Swimsuits.
It's a fucking pervert, dude.
0 blazing for some fucking perv, mate.
This fake Gustav have a...
Swimsuit?
Um...
Who cares?
You do?
Who asked?
What are we doing?
No more
Okay, okay.
Nice.
Oh, that's close.
I have to do this.
Do you want me to re-enlighten yourself?
This is Moon. Describe this game in as few words as you can.
French wheelbursals.
Unreal Engine French weeaboo-sills. Nice. We got there.
Swing!
Top of the core.
Move.
I think we have to go to the battle.
The old battlefield of hell.
Dude remember when Battlefield saved gaming this year dude?
Oh man.
Fuck dude, I'm still playing that game bros.
Babbitt Orion leaks or something?
I don't remember if we killed these guys.
Gotta kill these guys at least once, cause they always drop.
Why are you going first?
Yeah, cool man.
That's a hamstring.
I don't even give a shit if you got all those shields bro.
You know why? I'm about to give you the dirty thing.
You're not dead. What the hell?
Oh, he wasn't defensives.
That attack's so cool.
dude the one we won against our guy what's his name fucking renault that was
cool let us get I feel like the game kind of
missed an opportunity for like a like a tutorial fight for this new character
I
You saw working it would have been tiny everyone okay
It was so cool, look at me run
Well, let's do it
They didn't fight though?
Yep, welcome to the conversation man, hard to rest your legs or something.
We watched the cutscenes so I wouldn't cry on stream, I respect that.
It's hard to feel bad for boost up guys.
We'll get used to them.
We're going to see a lot more.
If we hurry, we can cross before nightfall.
Just didn't make you have a feeling.
Wait.
Could we bury Gustav?
Where's the course?
I wish we could.
But protocol is to keep moving.
Gustav would understand.
The hand?
They need the hand!
I can look for a suitable place along the way, yeah?
We'll find a nice spot.
Actually, here is a place.
Pass the quarry out of sight of the Pinterest.
A tranquil haven, protected by magnificent trees.
Looks like a murder was due on my hand.
Oh, so they don't have it?
Or did it get destroyed when he used it?
They do?
There she is.
John Swordsman.
This is the tutorial for him?
Some enemies can cast gradient attacks, or a powerful can only be defended with a gradient
counter.
Oh no.
Stop.
Let's carve a path.
Any other tricks we should know?
One thing at a time.
Oh, no.
Plus one button.
I saw someone in chat say that they don't think they would ever play this game
because it's mainly just quick time events and I feel like they kind of missed the point, right?
A lot of a lot of ball and shoot gamers like their complaints with like RPGs and shit is like oh, it's just menu navigation
And then these people like they do a pretty cool
An engaging way of people interested in common like dude every JRPG. I've ever played there always comes a point
While I'm grinding where I'm like damn like I'm literally just spamming X at this point, right?
And hasn't gotten like that
And that's pretty rare for an RPG. Not every RPG is like that, but yeah, I guess you could call them quicktime events.
But I think that's kind of misleading, right?
right
Because I'm not
Not using the on-screen button prompts to like
Get through a sequence that might can that might require an in quotes quick time event like
Trigger, like you know, I'm looking at the enemy's attack. I'm trying to like time it
So
Oh, there it is.
Das monolithin.
Three points.
Will we ever be fast enough, fellas?
Hot point, even if you think someone could be seen as a quick time event.
Honestly that chatter is correct
When your controller on your ps5 slows down when you look at someone these are all
Expeditions it's basically like a quick
Is it still around I've only seen it once many years ago, sir most likely not
Life is like a quick time of the night.
True.
Move!
The order of my party has been shifted.
Also, the members of my party has been shifted.
That's fucking awesome.
This will hurt.
Gun.
A precise strike!
A stone is coming.
I would have lived.
And spoke a little too soon there, Pete.
I'm tired.
Burn.
I think I confused by the slowdown.
Parish!
Hey, we got a new Silla weapon, which is physical.
Well, let's see here.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, we should probably upgrade our weapons and shit.
And consume one moon charge on turn.
Oh.
That weapon sucks.
Let's go camp.
Weeeeere.
I checked Shroud's chat and some guy was complaining that the game was funded by
Israel sometimes I feel like the only like real humans on twitch might be like in
this which like in this stream red is that weird the flag was back there yeah
I can't I want to use some of my chromosome shit
Suck my fuck. Oh, we did get a bottle earlier though big D. They sell it
I'm actually an alien
One of you guys could be an alien. How would I know?
You mentioned you took your morning dump. You're now relate buddy
Okay, do you have a cooler weapon than this one?
I feel like we want to level up one elemental weapon and one normal weapon.
But I kind of wish it wasn't Earth, because the only element I've seen where the enemy
literally absorbed. My attack and healed was an earth one. XD.
That's a big damage upgrade, but here's the thing, art mail isn't unlocked for three
more levels for us when we finally get our multi-hit combo.
So having a higher powered weapon doesn't super omega matter right now.
They stack up as one on charge consumes all four tiles to apply burn, I wonder if it's
one for one burn. Anyway we're going to level her up a little bit.
little weapons there's also oh I want everyone needs some math
you need three more three chroma four chroma three versus four male
three sealed three in the males form
Hey, we just have enough and we got even more than that, dude.
I'm going to save him.
Alright.
Now time for the one thing that compensates for us not having any defense whatsoever.
Where is it?
He might be wearing it.
It's the same as the one that gives you- oh no.
Oh, I can't do I thought it was seven not ten
Yeah, that was seven oh
Fuck
The heel on Barry really doesn't really matter honestly, it's too little
You're wearing it I
Wish I could see the stats of the item
from the screen
Trip with some music on
I don't know
You don't get the stats go to the lumina yeah, I know
Whatever
It doesn't really matter what we pick here.
Honestly, I might just leave it open.
Oh wait.
I'm dumb.
dumb
me dumb
You don't have that?
What are you having shit?
Oh, that's why her gun does so much damage.
We don't really need her to start with too much AP though, actually.
if she gets a really easily now that I think of it
like we don't
this is I mean that's probably the most value right
We never basic attack with her
Whatever
As long as everyone has solidify
It's basically like a redo
Yeah, me me me you have teamwork. Yeah
I'm not sure if I learned anything.
Nope.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow.
We don't have a thingy.
Mime.
Damn, that looks cool.
You're quick-handed, you freak!
More than me!
I could say the same for you, you giant marshmallow.
I didn't think I would be there.
Bet you lost your stones again.
Oh, ho, ho, ho! You know-
Yeah, buddy. We'll find them.
It is all.
Oh.
Great.
Always.
Write in the journal of Gustavs apprentices.
Hmm.
My L finds his powers.
Spend some time writing in Gustavs journal to honor his memory.
She tries to write but has ever come in the motion she cannot find the words.
She hopes that Gustavs apprentices will read the journal someday.
Maybe she should have tried a little bit harder than that.
I think it's got a great recipe.
Well, it works.
You're bald.
I missed the game.
Give me a short recap, please.
World Reptisunder.
Freaky Eldritch Lady.
they know snapping people that didn't die in world being ripped asunder bunch of
really stupid french people have been going on suicide missions for like 70
years to try and stop said people for being they know snapped this is the
most recent one. I mean that's that's pretty much it. Pretty much it. These are
their stories.
For context chatter, there was one expedition where they decided to make a
giant ferris wheel and drive it across the ocean and then like that was their
solution to the world-ending cataclysm that happened by the way that they
should they should put together a giant ferris wheel
do we kill first he's got something going behind his head
I hate you!
I freaking hate you!
Why is there so much meteor on the head there?
Great.
The trench.
I don't want to go down yet.
I don't think it matters, actually.
Welcome to the trench.
Hmm.
What?
Damn.
I
Yeah, I just sure you enough
Users gun
I go in.
They, traveler.
They, traveler.
Your feet are not powerful enough to transcend this portal.
They, your feet will have to be much better.
More calloused.
Stinkier.
Great.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Hmm
Replace this now fool
Boom
Go he by the way, what's the name of the menu emo?
I don't want to alter menuing.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, you started 7.
YAH!
Might be a little overleveled for this area, and maybe those guys are just fucking jobbers, dude.
BOOM!
Who knows?
I have that costume. I found that. I found that. I found that. I found that.
Oh, he's got a hammer.
Nice hammer, bitch.
I looked down on my right hand, it's holding a baguette in my left hand, a cigarette.
Confused, I put the baguette down and grabbed my head.
My hand comes away with a beret, the thoughts start creeping in.
A strange sense of superiority over America's.
Oh-ho.
Dang it.
I got one more gun.
Fuck you!
I missed.
I go down there. Don't think I did. Do you guys think canonically World War 1 happened
in this universe.
I need Vantage.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
These trenches reminded me of my trench foot back in the day.
What kills you in one hand?
Learned it.
I wonder how we would retool our luminous to get the uh...
50% health on killing an enemy, not bad.
He has ready for some menuing.
Aw, he's got it on.
It's 20, dude.
Oh, God!
Yeah, we can't really work that in right now, fellas.
Gonna have to get some dings first.
You would love Tarkov I've never played Tarkov before in my life
I did good on you. I don't know who Poopfist is. I don't know where this name came from.
I think every game is going to have cheaters.
dude. I'm pleased to report that I'm finally getting TikToks by
Inquotes arc creator content creators who are complaining about
Inquotes sweats, even though it's probably their job to play arc creators.
That should always, that should always brings me, that brings me to, that brings me to.
So found.
She's not freaking dead!
No more friendlies anymore?
Dude, I saw this one guy man. He was so pissed that people were shooting on site
He was like he's like, oh, I'm gonna hit you with my snowball
I'm gonna hit you with my snowball and like he's getting blasted by this random the whole fucking days
I'm gonna throw my snowball at you
There's a reason they put these snowballs in the game
And I'm gonna hit you with one and then the whole time he's getting railed by the other guy and then he goes down
And he looks so fucking mad dude. He can't farm the friendly clip man
These console players got VoIP off, dude. They're out there. They're out there.
They're trying to get some lettuce. Literal actual fucking lettuce, bro.
I don't give a shit about your fucking snowball, LARP, dude.
He was so mad.
The thing are raiders is GTRP gonna say something before shooting. Yeah, they're not in they're not initiated.
Through does he have a funny voice?
Get to just trying to make content and that random
Is a fucking piece of shit for shooting at him dude
Am I getting diminishing returns on this yet?
We get maybe we get to 60 and do some luck arena
I feel like we're getting a lot of crit chance from burning
They say don't shoot and then I shoot and then they call me every slur in the book
Dude, I mean if they're gonna slur on you, they're probably meant to kill you eventually anyway, so you'd be the right choice
If they're slurring out, bro
That guy wasn't gonna be like good game man, I really enjoyed playing with you when you guys extract together, right?
All right, we're the lanterns I I think I'm thinking we put for the cinematics plug I go straight so I
Want to rest
My god.
The sweats argument, man.
Holy shit, dude.
Gaming's different, man.
People are way fucking better than they used to be, dawg.
My kid's good at video games.
He is- He is- He's six.
I watched my kid no hit a boss in a Kirby game, though, like, honestly, I probably
You would not have been able to do that at like 5 or less.
That was a gripe in 2003 and Halo 3.
I don't fucking remember that dude.
I don't.
I don't.
I do remember playing Halo 2 in Xbox Live and being so tweaked out on fucking Adderall
that I like...
Dude, I was GAMING, man.
Holy shit.
guacamole
It served no purpose. I
Wasn't trying to transition to a professional e-sports career. I was just
Just want to play Halo 2 for 20 hours
Do do do I was doing for the love of the game, dude
Wow, that will help.
Yeah, this probably isn't that bad, actually.
Seeing as my character's dying right now.
Nice.
Um, yeah, dude, fucking people are way fucking better at video games in there than they were,
dude.
You got these, like, you know, I apologize for the friendly fire, but you got these
mid 30s guys making tiktoks whining about people not being friendly and
arc raiders and that they're trying to argue like bro shut up shut the fuck up
man they all got different ones
perish he's not perished wait we procced the shield
Oh, that's kinda good, I think.
Oh, no.
The question is, do we rush here?
I cannot believe he is not dead.
That makes me so fucking sad.
Oh my...
Why is she so strong man? I don't understand.
Oh, the virtual o-sail? Yeah.
Yeah. I wasn't taking that into account. Also, she has pretty high, uh, might plus
weapon.
Burn, burn, bang!
Ben?
Yes, my son.
It's Jesus Ben, by the way.
New update.
Yes, my son.
Will I go to heaven, Jesus Ben?
No.
No.
No, I don't think you will.
Are the OP ass male weapon?
Uh, I mean...
Yeah, I guess. I guess I do have that.
You should have shit stained.
Zuh.
Another Twitch chatter. Never seen a woman's backside before.
Not knowing that they all look like this. Every single one.
Fucking incel virgins, dude.
How do I get down there?
I found it.
They all have wires under their skin?
Typical incel twitch chatter, not knowing all of them have wires under their skin.
They're being puppeted.
Let's come upon my Satan!
Welp, we've done it.
Dude, I hate that we uh...
They're strong against our elemental.
I don't think I've seen that guy attack.
Let's take this out. 7k damage.
Okay.
And there it is.
Ah!
Remind me, level 33 mail to get the new skill.
And then we go Giga mode, boys.
Oh, that's the name of the thing.
What kind of gamer are you guys?
Okay.
You see clear story slash cinematic interaction right in front of you?
Okay.
Do you immediately run toward it?
Or are you looking for side pass, bros?
You know what I mean?
What kind of gamer are you, bro?
Side?
Dude, that's what I'm doing!
Uh, it looks like there's something glowing purple over there, but I also do not remember
if I've been here before.
I'm pretty sure I have not been here.
Hello, swordman.
Why did I do that?
These guys don't know about the chromatic jar, dude
Honestly, we it's kind of unfurl. There's a guy over here
It's kind of unfortunate that we're one time these guys because I would I would have appreciated some practice with the
Secondary Perry McKinnon
but that's okay I'm sure we're gonna find a boss where he will do it a lot and I
will not be prepared and he's gonna give me every fucking time although I it is
cool now that I think about it if every one of those attacks starts at the
slowdown there's probably gonna be that ball
Not Parish.
Your turn.
be me looking for secrets yeah I guess you could call me a gamer
advantage
Excuse me spooky shadow, man. I got another side area to explore
Well, here we go what stupid ass fucking expedition was this was this the
The fursuit expedition did they all decide to wear fursuits to blend in with the local fauna, dude
Emily expedition wall 41
My bag's gettin' weighed down from all my kills, maybe I need to pick smaller trophies.
Hmph, Estelle bagged 7 of those armored nevs, so I gotta get at least 8 in this next batch
if I'm gonna beat her.
Leah showed me how to double up my weapon pictos, might not be stable, but bang's gonna be worth it.
the papers might be out of our reach but her minions aren't and if I die I'm gonna make
sure I die big that's that the A says subtlety is your our game we only live to 40 so let's
go make some friends let's go make some friends and get a join ease I'm gonna fucking join
Oh
You can handle this ball guy
Thank you.
Mail? If you please.
Fucking murders you.
I'm on a... just gonna get some dead-end.
I NEED A JOINED EATS DINNER!
I WAS NOT EATING IT TO ME!
Oh God!
WHAT THE-
Yeah, let's do some long boots.
I get to a base.
That's flippity shit, is that fucking real?
Where's that, Verso?
I'm dead.
Boom, boom, boom.
I'm the father of the Rizzler.
Thank you, that's all I needed.
Wait...
I'll break you.
What?
Um...
On GYARD
I'M THE FATHER OF THE RIZZLER!
That's not a pot.
Hmm, how do you only have 1 AP?
Oh, I know how.
Save.
Might have you.
Do we greed?
Yes.
Yes we do.
Hmm, do we agreed?
Yes.
Yes we do.
Oh, this is like the one I forgot. He would've died!
I buried that.
It's time to step in, brave champion.
Parish.
Plus one AP and successful parrot.
Oh, I gotta level up.
Hey, drink some of that, and you'll be alright, man.
Come on.
Moon, if I have any, please save this up for later watch.
Dao Kojima answers to Dao Kojima questions.
The thumbnail is a picture of Hideo Kojima is from Wired and it says what games have you played the most?
Dude, this guy doesn't play video games, bro. This guy hasn't played video games probably in like literally 25 years, 30 years, dawg.
Until he goes...
Friday...
Yeah, I saw a clip of a guy who was describing Hideo Kojima coming to his
game studio to like play a game like he had been invited there or something. Hideo Kojima brought
An assistant this is early 2000s probably
Broden assisted to play the game walking walk
But he playing he played not this little bro. You may leave. I've no interest in speaking with you same
It is like we passed the danger zone and no sign of your special never on oh
I guess we're lucky
October is male
You're awake? Hmm, surprising. Have you sufficiently recovered?
I've said that he can help as much as I have to do.
For you.
I guess I'm pity I'd hope to return to more important matters.
I said I'm not talking about buying time with this.
What do you mean? What occupies your time?
An exercise in futility.
Dry laugh.
I really don't have time for this.
Probably for the best that you don't get involved in it for what happened before.
Don't play with your friends.
I'll handle this.
Oh man it's gone silent.
My, my eyes look like a clone.
What the fuck was that?
Weeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr.
Oh I broke one of those.
Gah!
Ha!
One of those.
Good stuff.
Oh yeah. More lean dude.
More scissor.
I wonder which expedition this one's going to be guys.
This is the expedition where we get to the island and then we kill ourselves in ritual
sacrifice.
Expedition 57, Carla.
These siege engines seemed much more powerful in Lumiere, but on this battlefield, next
to all these broken bodies, staring at the true size of the monolith I feel despair.
I dare not show my true feelings.
As commander I cannot yield to fear, but I can't help but wonder,
is pressing forward the correct course of action?
Our lives are forfeit anyway, but is there perhaps a better way to spend such precious coin?
And then they just started having orgies, and then they got the no snap to the end.
Weeeeaaaaaahhhhh!
What's up, man?
Hey, does the Upward nod?
Ah, cool, eh, come on, we'll go post-equipment.
Crossing the DMC was hard, but oof, didn't expect to find a ward zone burning with nephrons.
I don't need any more dos.
Flying Virda on self-returns on Battlestar, 50% increased damage while inverted.
right
by this for fun
I'll beat your ass in one moment sir
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
mom
me
me
um
Be your ass bitch
I'm a savage but scared of being healed.
Here's a heal on bird they take damage instead.
Do they turn me into a Zambi, man?
Anyway, fuck you.
There it is.
Ow!
I got another one. Oh no.
Outfit for me.
God, that looks so stupid.
Fucking dumb as hell.
Aw.
Sorry, I'm back with the lube.
Where's that other bikini lady?
What are you doing with the lube?
Explain.
In graphic detail and quick shot
Watches that chatter get hauled away
60
You're not
We scared up
Hey
You're holding up
We're almost there holding up or so king groomer everywhere. We go just death death and more death
for everywhere we go just death I just I don't want to see that anymore look my
I thought you would understand you said you spent your immortality burying the
people around you doesn't any of this bother you
and you Gustav's dead how can you keep going like nothing happened
Slabber
We need to contain-
TIGHT!
You know what we must do
When one falls
Come on
Yeah, what about everyone else that died, bro?
We shoulda...
Ah!
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
We are taking state transition here.
Is it a 1v1? Oh, shit.
Dude, I'm farming right now!
Well...
Are you hurt?
I'm fine.
Thanks.
Ready?
Okay, let me use all four.
Bring it on.
He's got tiny little legs.
He's got tiny little legs.
Now, perish.
Oh, there he is!
I saw your picture.
No, you're resisting.
of
Oh
No
No, he's swanging man
Probably should have just given her AP, honestly.
Oh, thank you. Oh, very nice of you. He doesn't know he's messing with the main character though.
Here we go again.
Careful now.
Dude, where is my Harry?
It feels like she's not even moving.
Jesus.
Let's go the cops.
Look at this blood.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
Look at this murder.
I'm alive.
Okay.
Jesus.
Get up.
Oh man!
Oh wait, he already has a bunch of them.
Oh, she wasn't dead. I just assumed they killed me.
Rip and piece, bitch.
Bring it on.
I'm not going to let you down.
Shut up.
Time to end this.
Time to end this.
Oh
Come on
All right, so one played Bob and it's a 16 points.
Thanks to tech has one extra hit.
Wait a second.
Well, that's how this never wasn't that strong, but you do well, you're gonna fast.
You teaching here in Perso?
Well, this... this is what we're fighting for.
Hmm, these are corpses
What you're wearing
Um, she's got an updo going right now. That was pretty obvious because the air is giving her like two feet of height
free turn always defenseless
Yeah, we would use combo with that.
I don't know.
Wow, that's actually, that weapon's actually really good.
There's a lot of cool stuff you can do with a basic attack, but it always felt bad wasting
your gun on it.
I wonder if he gives you double AP as well when you attack twice with Combo.
Probably not.
He does?
Oh my god, that is disgusting.
Mamma Mia!
Oh, wait, that was to the other side of the bridge, right?
Is that our topics or something?
We do be using Revive Tense, Freak Whindlin.
We got the Parry on the AoE attack, that felt good.
This area also looks really good, good work.
Definitely feels like I'm playing FF16 on the PlayStation though with the frame rate.
That's okay.
Don't really care, an RPG, doesn't really matter.
This is the place.
Yeah.
We can bury your friend under this tree.
Yes.
That's okay with me.
Sad, good.
Can I just put some clothes on, man?
Please, have some respect. Please.
Who did you bury here, bro?
Your homies?
Can't wait for me, could you?
I wish we could.
what you started. The painters I know are, they will pay.
No more dumb. Just open skies.
I'll save them, Gustav. Emma, your apprentices, everyone.
you can leave it to us you're always there for me
save them say hi to so for me yeah you don't know that she's dead
we could never tell you were my brother or my father
But to me, you were both best brother and father I've ever seen.
My pigment owes!
I'm one false weak and titty.
Thanks for being my family.
See you in the next life.
Why would other fucking bailing suit fit?
gotta get him out of those dude. Pretty nice detail to have the dirt removed from her face
by her tears. You can turn off cutscene customization. Oh yeah. Pretty sure I enabled it.
Yeah, once again, like, I feel like it's so hard to, like, miss that character, man, you
know what I mean?
They tried to air with that guy, like, really hard.
He even died kind of in the same fucking way.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
From about two hours, then there's a big lake we shouldn't go there at all.
Like it's, we should make a right and then it's gonna take a few hours and then we make a stop.
We get some rest and some food and then from there, we head off to Minoco station.
Why there?
Oh my god.
To repair my oldest friend, we need the extra firepower because our next goal will be to take down the pain.
Just saying, this probably would not happen in Spurian Zobois.
Yes. Heart.
Her heart?
Yes. You can't just stroll up to the Pinterest. The chroma there is far too dense. It erases anyone who gets close. But if we destroy her heart...
The barrier will fall.
Okay. So where is this heart? What does it look like?
But it looks like that I don't know, but I do know that it's somewhere in the center of old Lumiere.
You found old Lumiere?
Yes.
So it's true. Before the fracture, our Lumiere was part of the larger city on the continent.
I've traveled with many expeditions. I was with the 58s when we found old Lumiere.
I remunerated him before I could get further, and I'd done that much more.
Alright then, let's go meet your friend at Minoco's station, and then we'll take
the Pantresses' heart.
Kojima's rolling his fucking grave right now, dude.
Oh
Not dead
Well, I mean like rolling the grave is like a saying right but like because you miss leaps and a coffin and rolling in your
Coffin doesn't sound nearly as cool as rolling your great
one more level 60 just get a 20 look use your points
nice good ass motherfucker stream back tomorrow wonder two things or so Bob
I got a poop really bad. What was that first time I said Joe? Hope all is well. Just finished the game this morning
Dude, welcome to the stream, brother. Welcome to the stream, brother
Welcome to the stream, brother. Welcome to the fucking stream, brother. Oh, the stream always well always well
Everything's okay. I'll see you tomorrow, right?