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Exploiting yourself?
I will.
It's gone on table
Okay, I
Fucking will explain myself today was the day that I had to bring my truck for maintenance
For a recall
Let's just say they were not very prepared to receive me despite having an appointment
I've been waiting for almost an hour to be seen at that point you're wondering what's
the purpose of an appointment Mr. Moon? But not only that on the way there, two accidents
in front of me. So I was in, I was in bumper to bumper traffic for like it literally three
three to four times to my trip like bro and then I had to get a loaner.
No problem, right?
No, I should took another hour 20 minutes, whatever, dude.
Crying so hard for you.
I mean, that's why I'm late.
You know, I'm not, I'm not complaining.
I am complaining a little bit, but sometimes.
sometimes you can't count on appointments you just walk in and demand service
everywhere I feel like right serve me fake story you were jerking the fuck out
of your dick through demand service and imply racism. Well, I'm French. So
tell people that I just want people to know my struggle how French
Die, James, and bangin' your mom new night, naps Elyrion and Conkerth and Mile Lich and
Lord Young Bullets or 7-Pyrate K and Krupp 2.
Just our leaks first sub and I apologize.
Also, it's not Jimmy Johns, it's Jersey Mike's.
Fuck Jimmy.
I
Forgot to put my face lotion on today, so I might be slightly less oily boys
We will see warmonger the big dusty commander pepper links or something I rule fine QC biotics
It was up in miscellaneous six for something pretty sure you said yesterday. I don't know
What's happening here?
Short thanks for the bit sovereign and splatter and billy-bork thanks for sub it better brother eggs result well brandy use
Why your hand so fat
I
Got big hands brother, you know what they say about big hands
You look pompous today, it's probably the sweater dude
Why do your fingers look like a microwave the hot dog
Throw up a gang sign.
Gang gang.
You affiliated mo-
How many gangs I'm in? I'm a chat game dude. You know what we do? Talk about dicks, but
it's not gay though. Talk about dick. Me, when the grown adult abbreviates dick is dick.
I can't believe it.
Gustav is dead.
No.
His favorite food was, wait.
His favorite color.
Hold on.
His hobbies included.
Hold on his hobbies included
He was good at science
Rest in peace science man
Also remember aqua farm you remember that yep
Yep.
You like that shit too, whatever that was.
He was a real human being.
And now we got cooler Gustav.
Gustav.
Heh heh heh heh.
Hmm.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna hypothesize myself for a moment, okay?
Who's talking about a full skill tree?
With a bunch of locked stuff?
This guy used a lot of his weapons.
He looks a lot like him too.
Um
Wasn't a giga brain
bait by leg game developers in order to make it seem like
To make it seem like him dying was way more surprising because you're like oh well, you know
I still have like subtle luck and stuff and then when it happens like oh shit
It was like that the plane
Does it come back later? Do I even want him to come back later? Not really
Not really man
Honestly, it's kind of cool if you think about it because all of your
All of your teammates
Every single person
They have the ability well first of all most of their skill trees unlocked and their actual skill trees one
to they have weapons
But I have like the unique
Like little level four level ten level 20 things
And Goose I've never got one of those
So what if it's like?
Trying to drive home the fact that he was pretty much a normal dude except for the
Lumina converter he invented, right?
Like that was his one extraordinary thing.
But apart from that, like, he literally was just a guy.
And then he got sent pretty much on a suicide mission.
So I think it's cool that he wasn't special.
Maybe I'm kind of missing the point.
The point is that he was unworkable.
And then he died.
And then pretty much everyone moved on, like almost to me, they moved on.
Because they had to.
They stopped the barrier.
I promise he'll never guess the ending of this game.
I'm gonna guess the ending of this game right now again.
I don't know what happens. I'm also not allowed to chat.
The painter is probably just a person.
It was just a person um something happened don't know what became the
painter's began painting stuff maybe you ran out like maybe she was painting like
magical stuff you're like oh this is awesome but then she kind of like ran
out of like whatever material she was using to paint the magical stuff so
she's like all right well then I'll just start I'll start just consuming
people to continue painting them in whatever image I want obviously we know
that when people get they know snapped they come here and they're probably the
monsters as well what I what I what I can't be sure of is why it's probably
some stupid bullshit where it's like oh my childhood was so bad it's so tragic
It's so awful. That's why I do these things. That's why I do these things
That's why I do these things now because it was so terrible and oh
Man like my dad didn't love me
So I started painting monsters because I had a monster inside of me
And then I ran out of them the magic juice to let me paint the monster
So I started killing people with my magic power
Turn them in a flower so I could turn them into ink and then use that ink to
like a poem coming to existence and like this this fractured this fractured island
slash cotton it is actually like a representation of my sundered mind and
my wasted a lost childhood who knows I hope it's not that me personally I would
prefer more of like a
supernatural explanation like I hope I hope the patients like not like
literally an alien but like I hope it's kind of like where maybe she like
discovered something that was like oh shit this is pretty cool and then he's
just kind of like consumed her
oh no we'll see anyway the never-ons are people that that's pretty fucking
obvious
I
For over do
Yeah, I'm gonna say it a lot of these re-rendered cutscenes or whatever dude
They do not look good by default my settings are all the way up. What are you asking on?
Contingency plans.
If we fail, Expedition 32 will need every bit of information we have.
Right, but how are you going to get it to them?
I'll suggest Shores for help.
It's not.
It's not?
What are the stars whispering to you?
actually I'm the one whispering to them oh this one looks right but like for
example it's something I got to clarify so I don't trigger some giggle we've been
chat like the cutscenes for that boss that destroyed the bridge last night
like the pre-runner cutscenes let's sucked dick except for the slowdown I
I guess it wouldn't happen but like man
This one's fine when I was scared or anxious
Or even when I was happy
He'd say share it with the stars
When it's hard to talk about things the stars will understand
Mods are right these aren't pre-rendered whatever the fuck this is
the man I talked to the stars a lot after he was gone I remember the night we
first met at the cricket tower right the leaning tower of pizza after the
gommage I was surprised to find you there I thought I was the only one who
knew about that room I had to get away from the harbor those damn petals
everywhere. So I climbed up.
We got to the point with combat that it feels too easy just to just wait until the next cutscene?
No, every combat encounter is fun.
Nope.
I'm looking forward to the boss as more than the story right now, I'm gonna be honest.
but part of me really believed my parents and the expedition had succeeded.
But had they stopped her?
Then the painters work.
And I knew they weren't coming home.
You know, it meant a lot to me.
The comfort we shared that day.
But you avoided me after.
Why?
Because I'm not gay. I was just...
gay for a day.
I... it wasn't personal. I...
I got a lot of people out of my life.
Prison gay
That day I knew my parents had failed
They were counting on me to finish their work I couldn't afford distractions
Friends are not distractions
I know that now.
Wow.
We're in the middle of nowhere with one you left to live.
Don't have sex.
What better time to build friendships.
Thank you.
Hmm.
I could use some wine though.
Making friends is thirsty work.
No one talks like this.
You gotta look at it through the lens of like theater kids and not like normal people.
Theater kids are normal people.
They exist.
Just pretend they're theater kids.
It's different.
That's what I do.
How come Minoco lives so far from the other gestrals?
Minoco is a searcher.
They travel the land looking for gestrals who went missing after the fracture.
They lost gestrals.
Yeah.
That and he, uh, pissed off Galgra.
You think we can take Galgaria?
I'll think so.
You're all this friend is a gestrall?
Yes.
We've been friends for as long as I can remember.
Gustav would have loved that.
Why?
Because you like gestrals.
Because he liked the idea of friendships that could last decades.
We don't get to enjoy such long friendships in Lumiere.
That's pretty cool.
But I want to spend time with you? Hell no.
I want to spend some time with you!
How far up the mountain is Noko's station? Will we see snow?
Not too high, but yeah, there's usually snow.
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, right. There's no snow in Lumia.
No. Only in books and paintings.
It's almost as mythical as Destros.
And just as fun.
And sometimes, just as deadly.
Oh.
Really? My husband was obsessed with the idea of snow.
I can't wait to see some.
She was buried?
Then you will.
Yeah.
Virtua, Verso approaches Seal, who seems open to talk.
You seem less stressed than the others.
Is that your conclusion?
After your extensive observation of our team?
Yes.
There must be better uses of your time than analyzing our stress levels.
Well, it's... important to understand your teammates.
Says the mysterious stranger who has yet to share much about himself.
Well, then consider this my attempt to be less mysterious.
Oh, is that what this is?
I'll trade you. A story for a story. Quite fair, I think.
Well, there are stories, and then there are... stories.
you first then hmm now that we know there's a romancing system or a
relationship system I mean it's pretty obvious this chick is like a crystal
girl she's like a like a tarot reading girl so obviously she she would prefer
strange wonders and mysteries right something unusual then a bit impersonal
Hmm not really how you get to know each other. I don't think that's worthy of a trade
No
Tell me something. Oh, we've got the same dollar. I remember one way and personal
Going straight for the heavy stuff, huh?
If we're going to share
Let's share story for a story, right? We'll see
First time still spend the next few minutes arguing whether seal should also share seal continues to tease versa who remains evasive
All right your turn your old stuff why because we don't get to enjoy
your turn
loon intercepts versus the walks by the fire do not talk to me about the
gestures dude why are you allying yourself with us okay not a lot of
options out here in case you hadn't noticed what about the previous
expeditioners did you help them to yet they still failed true that's a terrible
way to ask questions to always interrogate people like this given the
circumstances I think we can skip the pleasantries now alliances are usually
give and take as our conversations trust goes both ways no all right then as a
gesture of good faith I'll show you how to use Lumina no need I got it well aren't
you a quick study but I appreciate the gesture thank you mm-hmm trust works
It's both ways.
All right.
As a gesture of good faith, I'll answer three questions.
Choose wisely.
Only three.
Someone's a bit greedy.
Three questions with three follow-ups.
You're really pushing this.
I think it's reasonable.
All right.
Go for it.
Hmm.
Loon spends some time bombarding
versus the questions.
Versa means evasive, which pisses Loon off,
but also triggers a sensual neat sense of curiosity.
Lunas reluctantly intrigued as his versa.
All right, now our real revenge is over.
That was sad.
Yeah.
You were sad.
Huh?
Yeah.
You were thinking of Julie.
I'm not just her.
Yeah.
What the heck?
Yeah. I did.
She reminds me of someone.
My hell.
Have I met her before?
Well, you also thought you knew CL.
Oh, but I do. Wait, don't I?
Sometimes I feel like you know everyone.
Oh well, that's because you're all cousins.
Same thing, but different.
Right, so, uh, maybe it's that.
Hmm, yes, yes, yes. Just like Verso is Verso's cousin. My least man's cousin. Yes, that's it. You're so very wise.
Yep. Verso the wise.
Oh, great name. Oh, can I be Eskia the Great?
No, no, no, wait. How about Eskia the Brave?
Oh, no, no. Eskia the Great is better.
Yeah, it's the big bowl of nonsense sometimes, aren't ya?
That's why we're best friends.
We're getting it in. We're getting it in.
Batman will take 27 months getting in just insane nature so and dexter's things for some it
I'll try neoxel in cabagio loco and been in lowland to back up like I was a
Best friends at level two. That's the sex meter. There's nothing to do with being friends
That's something very important to do where's this one I think who's the last one no
Oh no!
Oh no!
I got a new energizing star, I think, right?
Yeah.
It's 20.
Arrrggggggg!
Oh!
This is gonna be real nice when we get the other weapon upgraded.
I don't really have anything in particular...
this this they made never let on you got seven
whatever 11
honestly I kind of like auto shell but
Everyone's got the shields.
Spend some time reading Gustav's journal to honor his memory.
Together, it's their courage to write about Gustav's sacrifice how he laid the trail.
Gustav's apprentices will read this journal someday. What trail did he lay?
Group, Monaco versus Best Friend at his station in the mountains.
Mere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere, meere,
male quietly approaches Lou.
Point to apologize for behavior on their way to Barry Gustav.
Hey.
Hey.
Um...
I...
I...
I didn't mean...
It's fine.
I just...
I miss him too.
It's...
The pain we feel.
Every time we lose someone.
I've tried many ways of dealing with it, running from it, sitting with it, compartmentalizing
it.
Like I fixed my webcam guys.
But what I needed was to use it to use everything this is the new one now I
was having something I got I took I got one more thing for that what do you
I mean, that shirt is mad ugly this one so that's a cardigan.
I feel everything.
And I let it burn inside me when I'm tired, when I feel hopeless,
when I want to just let it all go.
Tarion's fire?
Dude, we t- dude, check out my socks.
dress like a 70 year old man or I got nobody to impress
I used the pain. I used the fear, the shame, the guilt, the anger. I used it all to keep going.
To make sure I continue.
Us? Dude, can you imagine for- imagine? Okay.
The eye was sitting in front of a mirror or going to a clothing store thinking, oh man.
And what brain can I wear to impress my Twitch chat?
I cannot think of anything more cringe than that.
I truly cannot.
I truly cannot.
Learning.
I can almost feel them beside me.
Everyone we've lost walking with me.
Wear socks and doors?
Bro, it's cold.
They're on some Balenciaga, dude, I, I'm imagining
I want you guys to truly, truly imagine that
that you set aside, imagine you're a big stringer, dude,
and you set aside hours to go to like a fucking outlet mall
to buy some brand-name clothing, dude, and then like you have a
Stylus bro, imagine dude especially when I use chroma
I feel their presence their closeness and they help me
Imagine your streamer go shopping can't imagine it bro. Hey, why not feel Gustav
If I was a streamer, I'd be wearing fake and Gucci.
This guy's ever shopped before in his life!
Ever!
He doesn't know what it's like.
So I'll get this guy to a Walmart.
Yeah.
I do.
I'd like to fill him with me too.
You have an affinity for chroma too.
Try it.
Can't wait for the chroma explanation by the way.
How do you always know what to do?
I don't want to know a secret.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
And I don't think anyone else does either.
Really?
Don't tell anyone else I said that.
You've watched shirts you were excited to wear for us before yeah a Cardi B shirt with a
disgusting yellow graphic on the front yeah I did buy that yes man I got a fucking that
What else did I get?
I can't remember.
I got the cum shirt? Classic?
I got a Naruto shirt. I got a 1P shirt, dude.
I had the Juice World shirt.
Stop crying.
May El and Luna spend more time together
in a moment that was special for both of them.
Thank you for telling me it was special.
Bedtime!
Maxi Moosey, was that it?
You're excited to dress up as Cobra Kai for Halloween?
True. I'm not sure who I was though.
Thanks. It really was a beautiful place.
Glad you liked it. With buried friends there too.
You were right about condolences. We offered them because we don't know what else to say, but there's no comfort there.
Lots of prayers.
All we can do is carry them with us.
I guess.
Sorry, it's just wit.
Travelling in our own sadness.
Laugh silently.
Why did you join the expedition?
I mean, with the Gommage, I understand the rest of the team's decision, but...
You're half their age.
Out here seemed better than in there...
At the time.
Guess not, huh?
Wanting to escape a life you don't want?
Escape?
Yeah.
That's what I wanted.
But Gustaf and the others...
They really want to change things.
But changing your life also counts.
Gonna always show the world problems, you know?
We'll drain you fast.
Gustaf would probably say,
if more of us cared, then it would lighten the load for everyone.
He sounds like a good guy.
Wait.
I kept Gustaf's, so you can have mine.
You'll need one if you want to be an official member of our merry crew.
I gotta say I didn't take you for an official kind of person.
Welcome to the Disaster Expedition.
Thank you.
I
Want that
I thought Manoka station with SGA. I should be quick
Give me your loot!
Give me the loot!
You're gonna lose!
Oops.
Here we go.
I'm very good dumbass
That was pretty good.
You burn? He ain't burning.
What's up with the fucking angle chill
I got tons of practice killing jars, man.
I gotta take the wrong fucking fight.
This is another anger's workshop.
Another secret gigaboss I can't access yet, perhaps?
There's a top.
Um, nah, I'm just stupid.
Hi.
An okay station is to the north.
North half, mate.
Shut up.
Give me a haircut.
Thank you.
I'm a very good parry there, chief.
You didn't parry it?
Yeah, I wanted to see them die.
I wanted to watch them suffer.
There's something over there.
I am s-
I think- I think I'm gonna fly.
Some trees nice and or cocaine tree
What is that winking emoji with the foot that's waving you mobile
Are you going to Egypt with speed so I can meet you both at the same time
Yeah, dude.
I'll see you there, bud.
Weeeereep.
Traveling hair bathing in light, I whispered my fears in. She merely smiles a secretive smile that hints at truth beyond my grasp.
Who tells me that I must be met with courage, that the heart must not falter.
She crafts a beast ready to get pierced by the various essence of luminescence.
She crawls the night, casting its spectral glow upon the darkened corners of my sanctuary.
She brings that to her night.
Yeah.
Big jump.
Boom!
Uh-oh.
Rolls backwards.
I'm on the other side now.
But I want to use the color of the beast. Yes.
The story of the beast is written in the depths where shadow side
Say the same message
Big jump pants, okay, but for a big guy pants, okay, yep, that's what the kids want
But what big guy
Big Ben!
Where'd that big guy go?
There mean to shoot that thing?
I can't shoot from there.
Nooooo!
I could go there.
Or I could go here.
We've been there.
Oh, speed!
Erm, guards.
Everything's so unusual that I'm not quite sure what that guy was just talking about.
What up, fella?
I didn't want to kill my friends.
I just wanted to play with them.
Even when I managed to play a note right, I messed up right after.
Can you believe it?
I'm expecting to use my instrument to kill and I'm... angry.
I cannot play.
I will never play again. I beg you, please, mistress, I seek your help.
The never-own who does not wish to kill. Teach me. Teach me how to not kill. Teach me how to play.
All right, none of us ever familiar with your instrument. No.
All right. Mistress, this cannot continue. Perhaps we could help you practice.
Ruling. Yes, help me learn how to not kill.
Don't get hit when I play some wrong notes, but please do get hit when I play the right notes.
Surely that should be easy for you.
Not impressed, not impressed, good job.
Damn, we got a- not impressed.
Just try it.
Let's try it, not impressed, oh well, not impressed, not impressed, oh well, let's
Let's try it. Let's try it.
Not impressed.
Here we go.
Yippee!
It worked!
Vansom 48.
48th
He would listen
Just kept running everyone into the ground. The act is as if he was the only true believer
Do we have to trust him?
Five dead and he wanted to double down so this is a hundred months. No, I'm not so subtly insinuated that John should be relieved of duty
Mutely something. I'd never have countenance
Yet, I have duty to them turn
It's a gutting realization
One has to be done.
The mission is too important.
The team is too important.
We can't just throw our lives away for nothing.
I hate that it came to this,
but he broke our trust.
Dear neighbor.
Shut up.
Wait.
Have this.
To prove my gratitude.
That's a lot of defense.
That's a lot defense.
Shut up.
I'm not bad.
You do do do
Spongebob
Big statue
Tide
And so is Swimswing
Oh fellas 45 get your your 76 you can't
Can't be talking like
I'm freaking don't remember
Oh
I'm so freaking poor
Where's this guy's dead
Boom an advantage
Oh
He's a big guy.
And it's okay.
Well...
Oh, he's fast.
oh my oh my god no damage
Oh, no!
Oh, okay.
Oh, no.
Please, survive!
Oh!
Blah!
They're so fast.
That's my only advantage.
CL incoming.
For me.
For me.
For me.
For me.
CL incoming.
Come to me.
Move.
Don't die that time.
Careful now.
Hey, let's get this.
Who cares?
Ah, I'm better.
I
Well, I'm buddy
That was
I
Well
It was
I
Having some other weapons would be handy here, but I mean we probably just do it anyway
Me like a secondary weapon
Spare some ink.
Spooked and Spurby Ethics first up in DUDE.
Oh well.
Oof!
That takes so much damage!
Not impressed.
They take so much damage.
Nothing pressed.
Where'd you get off that of having reserve team?
save some menu time.
This is not to me.
Maximum damage.
Not time to lose.
Here's your card.
Here's your card.
I'm ready!
Ciel, incoming!
Look out!
Oh me
This one.
Hmm...
So, one more try.
Out!
Still one more try!
One more try.
Only shoots one time if you kill someone.
Watch out.
Just try it.
Yeah, don't you...
Eyes up, at the same time.
That spells some heat.
Not impressed.
No!
Cut him down.
Fits him stars.
Nice.
So cool.
See that?
Here's your gun.
Not impressed.
That feels like I just got robbed.
That feels like a robbery.
I don't think there's ever going to be a time where we probably don't get one shot by that
guy.
I'm in a box.
I
Am am now
God
I mean it's just he's not weak to fire
He's not weak to moon or dark or whatever that is
He could be weak to lighting, probably not weak to ice.
Could be weak to this.
You just don't have any... just this.
All of her shit, he's gonna be strong against.
It's locked on you
It's not worth it to continue. This weapon is just objectively worse
If he's weak to lightning, it might be worth to use the lightning weapon even though it's
like half power.
We have to move this shit around though is more than half power
Is he resisting the fire or was it just the, oh man, we should test it.
I don't think you're resisting the fight.
Oh
Ready to rebeggie.
You freaky noob!
You're a freaky noob. You can't even block easiest attacks, dude.
Right-pages happily like yourself.
I'll try.
I'm not impressed.
Oh well.
got a little too gun-happery.
That's what we know.
Push out, my Al.
That's not some stuff.
Oh, deck.
Is it slower or is it different?
At her?
Weird.
Take your shot.
Look out!
Let's come upon her.
Merci.
No doubt, Verso.
On me!
Look out!
Jack!
Time to get beat!
Let's just dodge!
I think my brain literally just forgot how long I need to wait after that first one.
Goal in Gragalich so...
Oopsie!
See how incoming!
Noob!
You're outmatched.
Don't die next time.
It is different! There's two patterns! It is different, man. It has to be. When it's
like, when he's like over till after a little bit, it feels different.
Bring it on. This is the normal one.
The normal one's faster, but when the camera has him over to the left a little bit, it
feels slower.
Bring it on.
I guess I need to actually use a small portion of my power then.
Just try it.
They're stupid ones. You cannot convince me they're not too different batteries or that, man.
Oh
No, I still think stacking the burns is probably better
Please, fight!
Let's gamble.
Let's shut up!
I'm pressed.
Watch out!
Take your shot!
Look out!
Time to end this.
Here's your car
Well
There's two different
I was so fucking slow
Urgent weapons.
Hmm.
Kinda wish she was like one level higher for this.
Just try it, bring it on.
It's so crazy, man!
Damn, dude!
No freaking Bussin'.
I
I did it too early on the 3rd one.
I
Wish I
If only we had her at 90% man, that would be so good.
Not impressed.
Watch out.
Not impressed.
...
In my elf.
Watch out, my elf!
Bring him!
...
Why not, old friend?
Time to hit big!
I'm waiting!
Get ready!
Not impressed.
There's a 4 hit one, man!
I think this is a comeback later when we have at least a weapon that isn't being resisted by this boss angle.
Two of our characters doing like half fucking damage to it.
Hey, it's our dragon, dude.
God damn your head's shiny as fuck.
you
Suck my dick guy will never get told to shut the fuck up by shut the fuck up guy. You don't know
Is this the new cam? No, the new cam will be noticeably different.
We're gonna pee. I'm gonna get some coffee.
That's the fake SMD guy? Okay.
Here we go.
you
You
Hahahaha why did he say that oh I'm very back I'm very back.
your 4 year old niece beat this blindfolded there aint no way you have siblings cause
your parents saw you and they were like damn bro we should stop before this gets
out of hand
whenever there's like an up-close no-shot I always look for boogers guys is that
weird
is that weird fellas is that weird else is a gay to look for boogers
This is high girl. Hey
about
To Titty Rickster, sorry you can American
force
My big sink pisser myself
She's a lead caster
Chox's go did come on CS 2 as well
She's no affidota though boys, let's be honest.
Let's be real fellas.
What the fuck are you grabbing man, I'm gonna grab you bitch!
Are you like that?
Hold my hand, hold my hand, hold my hand, hold my hand!
Spinning Tornado, take, take, blow, blow, blow, blow, embrace technique!
Well played. His rear mound is fantastic.
I
See bullion successful and delaying you
You look like it. I'm oh my god
Holy fuck!
Camel's pursuit berserkers me, man!
Me, man!
to us
you have an urge to look outside your window
Voice from your wall. Have a look outside. It's beautiful.
Do you look outside? You have a strange feeling. Have a look.
I looked outside.
It's a game, oh!
You're seeing your resident have the same car again?
Yeah, and you got no bitches.
How many Rolexes do you own?
How many Mercedes Benz's do you drive?
How many banks do you own, like a time for a swim swim?
Buy your mortgage.
Another boss.
Maybe?
Well, maybe.
We are not beating this guy.
We didn't know damn it.
Zero damn.
Burn, ben ben ben.
I'm the fastest bull.
Shut up.
There's not even real deal.
Swim so long.
Imagine this game ends and then you wake up in a hospital somewhere and...
What was the name of the place for him?
Do you just fly everywhere in the hospital?
You never use it.
And then you look at a photograph.
There's a 10K each.
I'm not going to fight the boss again so you can take her off.
OOOOH!
WHAAAAAOO!
YEEERRR!
DEEERRR!
Man-bun!
What up, fellas?
Okay.
Someone found our shop!
How does this go to believing that we'd never have clients?
Our location is terrible.
No shop.
We should have many more clients.
We are after all the most talented people in our field.
great pride in her craft to believe in demonstrations and what do you say why not our field you ask
weapons
killable
Jumping here.
I'm gonna attempt to leave.
Oh man, maybe we could get a Brog.
I wasn't even looking at the meter.
Oh, wow.
I can't believe I'm that close to male, love-boy.
The one level that's ever mattered.
Ah, it's been a long time since me and my blood stretched out.
And our weapons, ooh, let me tell you they felt great.
They had no hard feelings.
Now you've got a glimpse of the power of a weapons hold.
They're so powerful, they're easy to swing.
Ooh, and they're beautiful to boot.
And since I'm in a happy mood,
there's a discount on everything.
So what do you say, interested?
The uh...
Element Light.
Okay.
I can't reach Reagas. That's probably Giga Gimsa or Vestotag on him.
Oh no, no, no. My partner in crime here doesn't talk just like the rest of us, apart from
Excuse me.
I
Oh
For now, we will use this
Nice.
Fucking dragon.
I hate you.
Well, I think we're done here.
Wish I had a little more XP for mail
So kill these guys others get wet the beach
It is...it is...
We're...we're...
Flying!
Reach level 33.
Achieve Monto.
Where was the item?
You guys said blunt.
talking about that merchant over there that I've already spoken to?
Fox?
Right there on the- oh I see.
Boom!
This boss up here resists light too, I'm pretty sure.
Let's get wet!
Mini Weetsix or so?
Do I sell box? Not what your mom does.
Hip for cheap.
I forgot if I killed these guys. Pretty sure I did.
Let's come across.
We did indeed.
Hmm?
Hmm?
We did indeed.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Where'd you get male skill?
Did I see it?
Shut up!
Shut the flip up!
Mount my horse!
Why can I not?
He's not a horse, he's a human?
Do I ride him?
I can't mount Eskia right now, it's bugged out.
Or maybe he's dead.
I'm in the wrong place, up there, I'm in the fastest pole!
These train cars?
This is Elmering, dude?
I don't know.
Guys Gustav died. Remember?
Gustav.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
It's time.
Sword Ballet.
bedette here we are the no-coast station it's on fire bro is that a grandest I
knew it they're real too if no one knows what a grandest is man also he's dead
Oh, hell.
Grandes.
All I'm saying in Arc Raiders, this pile of fire would probably hurt you, dude.
It's that kind of attention to detail.
Ah!
Contrary to what some believe, guard duty is quite rewarding.
I find it meditative and instructional.
Did not ask.
I wonder if just hitting square on them activates them.
I sure hope so.
You did though.
Good stuff.
Maybe I did.
But did it really happen if I forgot?
Did it happen?
Think about that buddy.
Buddy old pal.
Mr. Smart Guy.
Mr. Smart fellow.
You go down there.
I can go over there. I got it.
Gaston!
If Minoko is not here, that means...
Like, slow as ever.
Interests you in a jewel?
Definitely a Jastro.
Ewww!
That's what we're trying to do until we've calmed when I go down with a relaxing fight.
Be careful that my Neko's fighting style is a bit peculiar.
Yeah, like why don't we have Echo in here and like not in any of the games? It's weird.
I'm waiting.
Let's dance!
I'm sure he's going to turn into a nevron.
I don't even have like an AMOVE for him to use at this point.
No distraction, son. I'm really busy beating up strangers.
Noko, what are you doing here?
I heard us, too. Time a little slower.
Huh?
I wasn't here when I was a little boy.
Dead?
Yeah, Noko. I said never.
I know who you said never on.
I don't, but I'm sure of it.
And I'm just a random, alright, alright.
Pee, pee, pee.
Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee.
Oh.
Hmm.
A stalacte.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
It's so much stronger, that's the thing, I'll go back, we'll go back, go find him.
I was just going to do, no we're going to do that.
So what?
It would be this right here, effects of 20.
Here's a default in the lower master.
It's not gonna...
Hopefully it's fine.
Ah, that's much better!
That's silly.
Friendship for the server, as honored guests, the first fight is yours.
Defeat the Stalact with your fiercely talents.
Right.
Is this serious?
Yes it is.
I didn't scare them.
You found worthy friends, Versailles.
Jealous?
What's he doing?
Just...
need...
the...
He transforms by collecting everything.
Don't ask me how it works.
I've never understood.
Now that we've had some good battles to warm the spirits, to what do we owe the pleasure
of your company?
We're heading for Old Lumiere.
Okay, bye.
Hey, come on.
Hey, hey.
Hey, look.
I know we failed before, but what do you do first?
Can you recognize her?
Of course I do.
Then you know what that means.
This is our shot.
It might be our only shot.
This is your only shot.
Out of the question, I will never join you again.
Oh, there will be a lot of fighting, man.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, that's true.
There will be a lot of fighting.
Exactly.
There'll be a man.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Yes, good.
Noko's coming too.
Oh, you are.
Yeah
As a responsible parent this is a superb idea
Let us go to old
I
Unlocked every character
Answer the battle music now a little bit.
Who's at 4 for you?
What are you doing with these?
Go saw my lunatics.
I
I'll ask them to learn Plural and Heal.
It's already on.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
The fly's a regen.
There are a flag out here.
over a level named party I mean I don't know all I did was fight a couple of
optional bosses so either you guys are stupid and couldn't find them or you
were not good enough to beat them
You know what I'm saying?
Does the flag get set on the station?
Fast guh.
Bum bum.
Bum ba-clot!
That's a lot of abilities.
Oh, those are the gradient abilities on the side here.
I don't know if I want to use this character.
I don't know if I want to go around and learn these abilities.
Blue mage though?
Or there's only two abilities I ever blue maged in a Final Fantasy game and they were
the fucking busted ones mighty yeah big guard and gathers another one
it's more variety
I kinda like my team.
Having a reserve team will help.
It is as it ever was.
enemies abound but we help for them against those who would wreak havoc upon our home.
There shall soon wreak into the flames of the Great Forge and cast our defenses in it.
Use weapons.
Have a sword between the wrongs of deception and violence we have chosen to lesser eat.
There are well-versed methods of misdirection through the skillful application of sand.
As you have surely seen with the bell, we gifted to our free and gestural friend oh so long ago.
Perhaps some of our designs might be of use in your journey.
I'm developing something with great increase in chances of survival on Daedalus AD in battles
well.
I'll pair one final ingredient to Eternal Ice, a type of ice that never melts.
I'll find some not far from here, and move the depths of the glacial mount.
I'll trip the Eternal Ice in for a fair price of Log-Bent, Use a Tog-Bent, and
events to put it safe.
Okay.
I must warn you the path to frozen hearts will not be easy, many threats await you, so I wish you luck.
Okay.
Beautiful weather today, maybe it's been a tad warm for my liking, too warm really.
Before the fracture, our ancestral home lay high above the heavens on mountains tipped with crystal clouds.
Wasters of snowflakes braced our every breath.
The blizzards of yesteryear were sight to behold and quite invigorating to experience.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Ah, hmm...
Sorry.
We bring this our impervious to cold, and it is utterly dreadful for one such as me.
Can you guess why?
Why?
Because there are so many for clothes, we are not about naked as the day we were born.
As a fashion designer by town's language from disuse.
My life needs colors and textures.
Oh, I have a brilliant idea.
Let me dress you, you and your two marvelous friends.
Butt, butt, butt! Before I drape you with elegance, you must first best me in eloquence.
What?
That'll consist of three rounds. Three rounds of wellness display and excellent, excellent of poetry.
I shall design new attire for the one able to best me in an eloquent's bat. Shall we begin?
Are you ready? I shall start. Finish my sentence in a wonderfully poetic way.
Life blooms like a rose with petals soft and frail.
Your wards have pressed me.
Let us continue.
Life's a canvas painted with the colors of our strife.
Never heard.
Life seems a song of joint pain.
It suits both sweet and bitter.
They're good. I should have expected that. Hold on for a moment. It is going to take
some time to create my peace. There. I am proud of this one.
I'm not sure what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
I'm not sure what to do.
Watch this game already add Moon Moon?
Hmm, alright man, gotcha.
I will do precisely what you tell me to do.
Is this it?
You know what I thought with game complainers to you?
Thank you, I was nice to learn about your culture.
I'm happy you enjoyed it. I personally enjoy creating those outfits, so I hope you wear them all the time.
If you're a kid who's like a passion for design, and shall become a full-fledged fashion designer, you can count on it.
Okay.
Flesh this shit, little gup.
It's time to go topside. The greatest of peaceful lives long before the paint for some reason.
The three great...
Eugh, flesh this shit, amigo!
Flush this shit, amigo!
The three great grandest tribes were renowned for the artistry of their discourse.
We too once had grand arenas like the Gestures, but within our arenas eloquence landed the killing blows.
I still remember the excitement of the oratory games. Every four years, the Grace Minds came together to demonstrate their mastery over the spoken word.
The debates were fierce and lengthy. I recall one bout that lasted 96 hours.
We stole these games.
As they once were for the three great grandest tribes no longer exist, we are all that remain.
But the games were not simply a competition between us, they were a celebration and a chance
to come together.
In that spirit, we continue to honor these days our debates are more humble in nature,
but that allows for a more intimate competitive environment.
We face many challenges since the fracture, but our lives or traditions live on in
one form or another.
more time just like Monaco shut us almost yes we are more like this all my
achybones bra baby baby we will probably be blubber blubber blubber blubber blubber
shut up
to kindly descend from there no
Heh heh heh.
Why?
Why can I do this?
Something to fight back to strike directly against the Neverons in open battle.
That we are strangers to the Mines of War and not match to strike the numbers.
We have the will, but have we the weight?
We've got smarter than Neverons thus far without facing them directly.
Precisely, our knowledge of the terrain and our skills at misdirection have allowed us to
survive to change course and prevent direct conflict is foolhardy but our enemy is ever
at our door and they grow stronger and slier with everyday passing perhaps an evolution
in strategy is required perhaps is a necessary risk yes there's much to ponder and no easy
answers but that is life i suppose that you've been listening to my words you're not welcome
and i don't care
Any challenges ahead for both of you? Your kind in ours. Please take this. Our resources
are modest, but we have to skip maybe a bit of use here. Very kind, thank you. But the
almighty Monaco, by your side, if I clear it out for your journey, you shall emerge
victorious against the Patriots, I am sure.
Oh, Cho-Bah-Wong-Gah!
Expedition 65, Aurelion.
The Grandis have embraced us with such warmth and hope.
What a balm for the soul to know that other beings survived.
That we in Lumiere are not alone.
It truly is a miracle. The Grands were cheated to higher ground after everyone's overran their lands.
It is bittersweet, but at least the most important parts of their civilization will survive.
Their children. Fortunately for them, they do not appear affected by the Gommage the way we are.
It is painful knowing our expedition has failed. But at least we can enjoy our final days among friends.
Shut up!
Searching. Searching. Searching.
Hmm. 10, 19, 23.
Grandis Scout 1.
This pathway leads to the treacherous region of the map.
If you're gonna say she's old Lumiere, you should leave via the other exit.
That was your birthday? You're born in 1923? That's crazy man. Happy 102nd birthday.
Greetings expeditioners!
Are you in search of your former home? Old Lumiere? No.
Surviving in these frozen lands will prove quite a challenge.
Here, take this. My eight years alive.
Good luck.
Yeah, I don't think we're supposed to be here yet.
It's looking awfully red.
There's like a carnival over there, I also can't mount my fucking horse!
We're riding.
you speed me when I show up in the chat w chat you see speeds go into Africa dude
Can't wait to watch as hella dead
Watch are you not going yeah, I'm not going to Africa
Wasn't meeting the merchant but things could have been become perilous. We did well to return
There's so much you don't know about the crater of the never runs are there a fierce
Jumpoo!
That's a W.
Going places?
W.
Playing video games?
Hell.
Oh
I've never seen this guy attack.
Okay.
Let's fail this game.
Turn off the music and put on some walka-flocka.
True.
Fuck a fuck a plane.
Wait, that's a Miwa.
What the hell?
That's a freaking axe, dude.
Hmm, champ.
I am speed!
Oh, you're not.
You're not the goat.
Hmm.
My cursor's in the middle of the freaking screen.
This guest role beach is Mars.
What have we been here?
its names? Why is it named when we haven't been there? Can't explain that, libel?
You sliver!
Amiris, don't be repressed with me.
Yeah, I know.
What was the most famous challenge of all?
What is this place?
They call it the gestural sentry.
Over east is sucka climbing so she built us to hone her skills.
Only a few gesturals managed to reach the top,
but those who did are so proud that they decided to live there and never come back.
If you reach the top, they will most likely welcome you as a hero and offer you the ultimate gestural reward.
I
I'm coming!
There isn't another only up game, dude.
Like made not by a guy who's going to turn into a crypto miner.
White knuckle?
Yeah, that's kind of like...
It's not climbing, that's true.
That really is the same gameplay though.
Who's dead?
Oh
No
What's all that cheap?
Holy shit, there's a lot more.
I'm going up.
I'm going to go to the other side of the road.
It's even got the the wireframe bed go back to the favelas
Welcome to the crew.
Nice to see some new faces.
the dream with us now. Dance with us now. One of us. You made it. You're cool too.
What's the point of these climbing sections? Guess you're about to find out. Can you hold
live for like five seconds? Little Billy? You gonna be all right? Oh really? An
expedition? I certainly wasn't expecting that. Your presence here is
perfect. You climb the tower like all of us here. You can live with us
here with us now. Forever. Actually, we can't really view it. Oh. Well then as
the souvenir, take this. This is the ultimate gestural uniform. Where
with pride you were one of us then where am I here
wait who's who's out for this
This is Monaco?
Oh, something.
Booyoo-yoo-yoo-ing!
Oh, yeah.
Where'd we start?
Damn, it's got lifesaver physics, dude!
Hey, J.S. and TomR6 for 7.
We ride.
We ride.
Is that Carterganborough Ward?
You get it?
Took it from your grandmother's house.
When we were done having sex.
It's your grandfather's.
By the way.
Boom!
Please don't kill me, misters.
Why is he- ohhhh.
Oh
Done
Let me at him.
Well...
He's hitting up!
Alright, blow us up on an Alice.
Oh, we got a resplendent one, nice.
Stalin.
Is that a lightsaber?
No.
Pipe around self on turn start 10% increase damage for each self burn sec. Wow
Really not good for a no vitality bill
5% of a gradient charge on using an item. Hey humans care for a good deal
gotcha
nothing
told Lumiere where dreams come true
So this guy, who's ass we're gonna pound.
Good.
Hmm.
Kill him!
Ooh!
Oh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
something that doesn't he's weak to line
The whole true fucking power.
No. I'm Moon Moon.
Oh, no.
Hahahaha!
The laugh said I wouldn't put that in joke.
It wasn't the joke that was funny.
There was the guy who in all caps typed LOL LOL
Does this win slop of the year?
As with all game quality related discussion
That is comprehensive check back at the end, okay buddy
I will say not beating our craters there. I will say that
A game that I play in level
Dude, remember how yesterday I was telling you guys about the
The the our creators content creators and quotes that get upset when they get shot in our creators
That's a mouse.
They're so fucking funny.
Dude, I got another one as soon as I ended.
Stream.
And it was a guy.
The tiktok was like two minutes long.
And the guy in all seriousness was like,
All right, bruv.
I don't PVP in this game.
I only PVE.
And the whole time the other guy is just black,
railing this British guy dude.
That bruv, I don't pay Vee Paying, bruv.
Bruv, stop.
Stop, come on man.
Come on, come on man.
Man, come on.
Come on man, stop, stop the whole time.
Boom, boom, boom.
Blasted this dude and then like, he gets mowed down
and then when he gets mowed down,
he does the most audible sigh into the microphone.
He's like, haaah.
I was like, mm, mm, mm.
Yes.
I love that. I love that.
Fuck you guys.
Who ghost this is?
No one ghost.
Well, I guess.
Well, I guess.
Hmm, they all just use those.
I'm gonna catch him.
BING!
Who you mean?
Dodge. Dodge.
Good dodge, guys.
She's so freaking strong.
There we go.
Ready to party!
There we go.
Nice.
Oh.
Oh, sure broke them.
Whoopsie!
Oh, for it's not bad.
Oh, for her about her GIGAMOOT.
I was trying to hold off to do that.
We gotta do it in Virtuoso.
Or rather, I want to.
It's time.
Sword, Valet.
Oh fuck!
Nooooo!
I missed one of them too.
Nooooo!
Ooh, that's nice.
Not as nice as this, though.
Actually, it might have been nice.
Oh, yeah, AP for getting it right.
Oh, that's nice.
They got AP for getting a check.
Oh, because I had to rejoin combat.
Apply 3 burn to all enemies on death.
That sounds really bad.
I guess you can do a suicide build, but like, what's the fucking point?
We should camp.
Also check out this weapon.
And the Consum 1 Moon Charge, it turns out everything in it.
This is it, right?
I already had this, right?
Use a save death with it for the benefits.
Suicide build actually great by the way.
Breaking burn.
43 speed what the hell what the f**king
Where is it? Where's the thing I just removed?
Hmm.
Fellows, am I fucking stupid?
We need a three, it's a three, right?
Maybe not.
It's a 10 now!
Where?
I'm pretty sure I equipped like a random, like, not good one on you.
Yeah.
Meow meow meow meow.
Where's inverted?
Boom.
Unlimited fucking power.
Unlimited fucking power
I would like to get this versatile and we remove anything else
Let's get real one AP here
get a
this
For the shield break combo with mail and then this let's typically how we service first
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah!
Hmm...
Manny Wing, Manny Wing, Manny Wing, Manny Wing, Manny Wing, Manny Wing, Manny Wing...
Well, I think we uh...
Get anything else here.
Alright.
Goodbye!
Thomas of the 47th drunken Brigade!
Benjamin's been calling us the drunken Brigade.
Ha! I love it!
Yeah! We do our best work after a few!
The trick!
The drunk guys.
Mmmmmm!
They died by the way they fell.
I got pretty far in their defense true I didn't even think of that like depending on where
we're finding these I wasn't even thinking about like that
There's some fucking smart chatter. Holy shit.
Holy guac-y guac-y moldy.
Esoteric ruins.
She's got the Michael Jackson glove on, that's awesome.
Hmm, fellas, I'm thinking maybe boss fight?
My being a cold, with the form of a damn soul.
In this state I am nothing but condemned.
Damn.
Yes, condemn to wander aimlessly as I have been separated from my companions.
But I fear they were the ones who cut me off.
I am vulnerable in this state.
Will you be the one to deal the final blow?
Are you a spirit?
A spirit.
This concept is unfamiliar to me.
It could even lighten me.
A spirit could be defined as...
Wandering soul of a dead person.
Someone that is dead.
I die since my duty is unknown to me.
Pardon me, I may not know the answer to your question as I do not know the nature of my state.
Weren't you killed by Nevorons?
Nevorons?
Another concept that eludes me.
It's weird that they don't know about Nevorons.
It's possible they died before or during the Fracture.
Or perhaps they called Nevorons something else.
Actually, a classic or something?
I must ask, who are you?
Are you perhaps explorers of some sort? Is that why you set out this place?
It's a complicated story.
Please listen. I yearned for something.
What? I do not know.
Again, the clip something is resonating in the hopes of remembering the path it must walk.
I feel the answer is near.
You've got some points.
20. Boom. Her query is so high. Please stay high. No lie. You know this. Holy!
I'm going up.
Yep, that's a household right, fellas.
You know, that's what I think about it.
Only up in this game do have a lot in common.
does a random slightly tilted uh like assets floating in the air dude
pretty frequently you can climb stuff
think about it
same devs speaking of devs that some dude who worked on like
Call of Duty died in a car crash today was like an executive producer or some shit game designer
Vince Zam Pella
Apex studio head
And Titanfall or no one played Titanfall dog
It's time to let that shit go, dog.
You made some go-to games, not Apex?
Yeah, man, I saw the list of games you worked on.
I only played some of them.
Where's the other...?
Or maroonies.
Whee!
You ever get a chance to hug and kiss them?
No.
And now I never fucking will, dude.
Can we get five big booms for Vince Zampella?
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I think I heard it.
We break down, boom!
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
That's what we got.
I'm the father of the Rizzler.
That shit's so fucking funny.
How can I not see this shit?
I'm Uncle Jerry, and I'm the father of the Rizzler!
So dumb.
What was that guy's name?
Sebastian?
Hmm, that was not his name.
I think I'd remember a Sebastian.
John Rizz?
Dude, do you think the Rizzler gets clowned on in middle school?
You're like, the Rizzler, dude, you're so old now.
You're so cringe. Run to...run to...
Ugandan Brainrod, I don't know.
He's homeschooled?
It's probably for the best.
Skibbity come back. Dude, just imagine getting tormented by like the middle school bullies
like, dude, your TikToks weren't even funny in 2020. You're still doing them with your
dead? Loser! Loser! Loser!
That's sad. I hope Micah never gets bullied in school.
But if he does, you better believe that kid's parent's gonna get a stern talk into you.
This place has given me a headache.
Me too.
Where's the fighting?
Too good to open?
Got it.
So, make him get bullied, you have a rep?
Me when I go to the PTA conference, I'm wearing a Twitch jersey that has my name on it.
You give all this?
Everyone's favorite
puzzle
We love puzzle
My name's Moon Moon and I'm the father of Billy.
Am I fucking stupid, dude?
Give it to me straight, man.
Give it to me fucking straight.
You did this quick?
Dude, no one asked bro, shut up.
I mean, mew mew mew mew.
Shub, dude, shub.
How'd that not fucking work?
something
of
I
Want
The dog's eyes again good spooky may never open again
Um, actually, the developers made it so that you could see the solution above the puzzle
there.
Isn't that kind of neat?
Nice.
Isn't that neat?
and typewriters. Yeah, puzzle shatters, man. They're the best. Nice loot! Sorry, that guy
tilting me buying a plot oh no I can't even get back why man
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna open fellows.
This was already open.
Never mind.
not pick that up. Wood boards. That's an important item. Okay. This is what he needed
of them was wood boards. Is he a ship? Is he plankton? Go down. Go down. Guys, you think
He's gonna turn evil and attack me.
I sure hope not.
That would be so fucking sad.
Why would he do that?
Jerk?
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Jerk, question mark?
Can I just see a maidsail look like Gustav's dead GF?
Finally, someone real recognizes my brilliance.
It rings something beckons to me.
So you have it, it was this material.
Will this work?
Come closer, please
Gustav metabilt is the on-death build that's crazy man. We're do talk about that the local game store with the Claire obscure 33 club or something
Guess puzzle out the strongest build do not see I am exposed
Not the means to protect this frail core, so please give these to me
It's Joe cuz he's dead. Oh
Oh.
Sync Gustav.
I don't know why, I just automatically assumed you were talking about this guy.
I'm a fucking idiot.
I'm sorry, chatter.
Sorry.
This is good.
My duty renewed.
I'm coming back to life.
Nobody can touch me now.
Me?
I could.
I thank you.
my form is not complete and my duty restored along with it so you were a
never-on as I said I'm not familiar with this term what reason do you call me a
never-on you kill humans trampling their chrome I see I'm not defined by my duty
fortunately do not I don't think I am what you call a spirit anyone being to
find as a never-on feels right let our paths never cross again
Walks away.
Seems like he's gonna kill like four kids or some shit.
You should have killed it dude!
Kill it then eat it?
You're not supposed to eat those things, guys.
Expedition 34, will take care of that guy? No, Expedition 32.
It's a countdown.
Thus adding urgency.
Wow. That will help.
Mine.
What do you think Expedition 69 did?
Ehehehe.
Eeeeeh.
Floor 9?
If so.
Welcome, my friends, to old Lumiere.
Is anyone still here?
Just never.
So this is where our piece of Umiere used to be before the fracture ripped apart the world.
I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
Through us into the sea.
We're lucky it did.
That's probably the only reason we survived.
The heart of the pages is in the center.
Let's go.
What?!
This place is an absolute wreck but it's also pretty wicked.
Oh, we got a...
What's it called?
Over 25% health on counterattack.
Doesn't matter though because we still die in one hit.
Omega Law.
Omega Law.
Double zero HP though?
Yeah, it's the guy wearing it.
It ain't gonna be me.
How are we double our speed? W. Speed.
Nailed before me.
Hey!
Can you burn please?
Burn please?
Burn please?
What the fuck was that?
Thank you!
Come on!
Are you ready for my final move?
I
But it was brilliant I like you
Looks like a seal weapon
How about that now I need to leave to go camp here we
You can imagine if this isn't only up level 3, that's all I'm gonna say.
Favorite Christmas song, Go?
I like the one by that one guy from the Beatles.
Just kidding, I fucking hate that song.
Did you get my present?
present. When I left in your hut, I took a special detour through the ancient
sanctuary just for you. Oh my god, I'm going to know what you're about. But I didn't see a present.
What was it? Hmm, you just have to wait and find out, but it's super, super cool.
Silly vatat. Thanks. I don't want to spend time with Noko. No, but I will.
I don't know if I like a single Christmas song.
That was my favorite not a patat.
Not a patat.
Not a patat.
Is that the official term?
Yes.
I'll take it.
So tell me patat to not a patat.
Why are you tagging along?
Really?
Grandma, I'm gonna do the grinding and stem to the stem fruit.
Then I'll go to the tombstone.
If I'm gonna be the Graysmer of all time, then I need to find some treasure.
I didn't believe you.
Don't tell Momoko I said this, but you were and still are the greatest searcher of all time.
And you know there are more lost gestrels out there.
Why be a merchant?
Why go to Wadlamia?
Can you just fuck ass haircut? Yeah, you're mad, dude.
Man.
Man.
Man.
Tell him I'm sure something.
I'll tell other searchers now it's because I'm the greatest of all time doesn't mean I want to do it forever
You know this forever the same sucks
True
I need to keep Monaco out of trouble now because all grown up now
It's your turn to be the potato
so eloquent because they reincarnate they take turns is Golgur still mad at me
what do you think well Golgur helped noco start his merchant shop you have to
find Golgur wasn't noco's idea was it noco would have done the same for me
Noco would have got Golgrah on his side first, but it's been 10 years
Golgrah needs to get over it
Sure, buddy
Sweaty oiled up Golgrah near you. Oh fuck yeah, I see you got stronger
Well, I didn't spend the last few years hiding in the mountains the mountain where a
Pelerin cut you in half and you cried for my help
Yeah, the mountain are established, don't you? And I had to evacuate you.
You want to fight?
Well, unlike Jastral's, I need sleep. So I'll pass.
Coward.
Have you seen how weak you are?
Have you seen how weak you are now? I beat you blind for it.
In the mountains, I have learnt inner peace.
These pezzy provocations do not work on me anymore.
I've missed all the little excursions. Yeah, you do too. I know remember our first battle against the dualist
It's all sure do we've got our asses kicked pretty hard
And this one time we tried to swim to the Red Tree Island and you've got eaten by that snake
Oh, yeah, it turns out living inside a snake's belly is possible when you're mortal.
Carving my way out was a nightmare.
Remember that time when you, uh, challenged Eskiai to a duel?
Well, someone conveniently forgot to mention that Eskiai's the most powerful creature in the world.
Good times. Oh, I remember when.
The Honoko and Burso fall back into familiar pattern of the camaraderie.
Camaraderie, camaraderie!
Aces leave the lot.
Good times indeed.
It's been a bit more time bragging before going back to the Elves.
Grandes is so gentle.
Who's going to protect them while Monoko's gone?
They can take care of themselves.
They've got their bells don't worry what did the bells do ringing the bells makes the never-ons flee although
It only works on never-ons with ears. So not every never-on well now. I'm worried. Yeah
Actually me too
Sure
This relationship mean anything I don't know
First it was male who is throwing rocks by the lake
You should try.
Eski would be horrified that Whithrung turns into the lake.
Or he'd be super happy because we're sending them soaring on fun little adventures.
Oh, so they're like little rock expeditioners.
Exactly.
Would that make you the painter's then?
Clearly, I'm linear.
I'm a little bit of a painter.
I'm a little bit of a painter.
I'm a bit of a painter.
Clearly, I'm linear. I'm launching them on their journey and watching them from afar.
Stone after stone after stone, knowing they'll never come back.
Poetic?
Yeah.
Kinda depressing for a sixteen-year-old.
Well, reality is depressing.
Is that what you're writing in a notebook all the time?
Depressing poetry.
It's not all depressing.
That was just a reminder for you guys.
Giving shape to my feelings.
Can I see?
Do I get to read yours?
Uh...
Mine's kinda personal.
Well, so is mine.
Yeah, but...
I bet you secretly want people to read it.
Projection!
Okay fine.
Projection!
If...
I get to read yours.
Okay, deal.
Be kind though.
Yeah, I can't promise that.
Nail and Verso feel closer to each other.
That's fucking grooming, dude. Absolutely vile. Nail and Verso spend some time together.
Nail and Verso be extremely critical of Verso's writing.
They go back to the others after Nail has done teasing Verso.
Hmm we just think that I mean this happens pretty awesome though right guys
Do the black one because she's emo?
Wait, true actually.
We need an emo haircut.
There we go, perfect.
Okay, Momo is Momo, and Nono is Nono.
Then we've got Lulu, Mai Mai, and Sissy.
I don't think they'll like that.
You sure you don't want to be ver ver?
Positive.
Rizzo approaches Eski who stares intensely at his armband.
That armband looks nice.
Yeah, I guess it's official.
We're part of the disaster expedition now.
Are you jealous?
I'm doing all the hard work.
Where's my one bed?
So, you want an armband too?
Maybe.
You'd better have arms.
Why?
Not true.
Anyway, I want a head bed.
Your head is humongous.
You're gonna need so much cloth.
I have a big brain.
Alright, let's see your big brain.
Let's see what I can do.
This is the nicest thing ever.
This game is even more exciting than usual.
This was given to Eskia the race gift ever.
Eskia is overcome with emotion.
Skate danced around with his armband for a bit before they returned to the others.
Why are you still wearing it?
Feet? Really?
Don't worry. He's not interested in human fate.
And the bell?
A gift from the grandest.
Amazing. I wonder if we can achieve something similar.
I'll stick to my swords. I'm not too keen on turning into a neveron.
If we combine this with pictos, could we selectively use never on abilities in battle? Okay, you seem busy. I'll come back later
Where's her versa approaches loon he can see that she wants to ask him more questions
I've been wondering why I stay on the continent alone. I don't return to Lumia
I did
Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
They were searching and rescuing, he didn't know about the painters then, we just wanted
to find our loved ones, like my mother.
I see, but this time, you didn't go back.
People didn't trust me, guess I'm hard to trust?
Perhaps.
Guess they thought I knew more than I did, half way to the monolith.
I was betrayed.
Belly escaped.
Kind of killed my interest in returning home.
What about you?
Do you miss home?
I spent my whole life studying the Pinterest
in the monolith.
This is where I need to be.
What a long-winded way to avoid answering the question.
Yes.
There are things I miss.
He paints such a vibrant picture.
If you must know what I really miss of Yanwaziri.
Oh, good answer. I miss those two. What? I enjoyed this conversation. I prays.
Loon feels more relaxed and versus president she appreciates that Verso
has shared actual useful information.
Loon becomes lost in thought reflecting on the information that Verso has shared.
Person feels ignored and goes back to the others.
Manok, who seems fun?
Themself?
Oh, yeah. Uh...
Bet you guys got up to lots of trouble together.
Hmm. That obvious, huh?
You guys getting us into more trouble now?
Uh, an appropriate amount of trouble.
Hmm. I've spent some time with Gesturels.
I'm not sure we had the same definition of appropriate.
Ah, let me guess, you've been to one of the arenas.
Raining champion, naturally.
Actually male is naturally.
Liar!
Monoclesi.
Oh, here.
I bet you guys, you guys getting-
Ah, Anna.
Ah.
Liar motherfucker bitch, naturally.
We need this.
I got one.
There's so little damage, actually.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Why don't you spend time with a curator?
He's busy talking to, uh, scrambles, whatever the fuck.
The guy from BG3 was the one that the lich in your camp
Withers yeah
I'm pretty sure that's what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I
Want cares
Yeah, ten points just make them count Roger that be wearing
I
Roger that returning to base
Are you inverted to yeah, I think everyone be inverted man
I don't really have anything, uh, I guess we'll just do that.
LOL.
What did I put on him?
I do not fucking remember. I think I did energizing jump
So I'm all to find gold ra erotic I would say no, but
You do you bro, what do you guys think I might have a seal soapy cosplay by the way
Now we need to be, we're goosed up.
I'm goosed up, guys.
Hold my hand.
Remember aqua farm 3?
Wapsama and El- El- Darko Kidnax or something?
What was that? Emo?
As I can see that emo why it's Sophie getting turned into flower petals I got a
Is there a guard here? Yes. Play a tune, guard man!
Okie dokie.
Or show stuff, I guess.
I think she did.
She did for a country.
She sacrificed her life for a lot of money.
She was a real hero.
She was a hero.
Patriot.
feel good
I tiered up a little bit
that is
one of the best games I've ever played
rated it
9.5 out of 10
literally
I'm pissed. I never got to play this one.
I'm pissed.
But I might have ended up like a weeaboo, so maybe that's for the best.
It will be a piece of work that takes place after MGS3 if you want to play as soon as the point of the game is over.
It's part of the reach technology.
Not this one. It's the last one.
You understand Kojima now?
Come on, man.
It doesn't change the fact that, uh, the way that it still can't be.
But the story was surprisingly good. And it was not, it can't be the end of the world.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. No man, this is...
I can't think of a better game that I've played than I felt like.
I felt more satisfied finishing...
Yes, I was regretting the grinding research.
Amazing! 9.5 out of 10, dude. I did not think I would like that as much.
Finding out where the Philosopher's Legacy was hidden was to be her greatest mission.
Everything was going according to plan.
But then something happened that no one could have predicted.
Colonel Logan fired an American-made nuclear warhead at Sokolov's research facility.
Khrushchev demanded that the US government provide proof that it wasn't involved.
They couldn't just abort the operation to steal the Legacy.
So the operation itself was greatly expanded and revised.
The authorities in Washington knew that in order to prove its innocence, they had to get rid of the boss.
And that one of their own would have to do the job.
The public couldn't be allowed to find out about it. Not ever.
This, they concluded, would be the best way to keep the whole thing on your hands.
The boss wouldn't be allowed to come back on life, and she wouldn't be allowed to kill herself.
Her life would be handled by her husband and wife, December.
That was the only government along the way. That was the mission she was given, and she had many choices but to carry on.
Her death, in her hands, is a duty she had to live on.
Out of duty, she turned her back on her own comrades,
unless a woman would have been crushed by such a grudge.
The taint of disgrace will follow her to her grave.
Future generations will revile her.
In America as a despicable traitor with no sense of honor and in Russia as a monster who unleashed a nuclear catastrophe
She will go down in official history as a war criminal
And no one will ever understand her
That
Was her final mission
And like a true soldier she saw it through to the end
But I think she wanted you, of all people, to know the truth.
She wanted to live on in your memory.
Not as a soldier, but as a woman.
as she was forbidden to tell you herself.
That's why she told me.
Snake, history will never know what she did.
No one will ever learn the truth.
Her story, her debriefing,
I think we're only in our hands.
Everything she did, she did for her country.
She sacrificed her life for her honor for her native land.
She was a real hero.
She was a real hero.
I
I
That's me.
Life like representation.
Nice for my video editor dude, good job.
Yeah.
Hey, an artist?
You got blowing my nose, hang on.
Wait, do I?
Yeah.
Hold on.
I don't want you guys to see it, okay?
It's embarrassing.
Who the fuck is that?
Holy fuck man.
No jowls?
Isn't that a good thing?
You were handsome?
not a good picture of me I don't understand what you guys are saying
can you teach me to fight better
you're the best fighter though
white-haired bastard hit us before we even knew he was there
I praise
I want to get them before they can get us skin was so supple bro that picture was taken
when I had had two hours of sleep in the sun was in my eyes emotions are powerful you
have to make sure they work with you I know okay first stop sounds obvious but you need
to see. Really see. Your eyes will tell you the truth. But your brain can lie. What do
you mean? Emotion can mess with your perceptions. Make you miss important details on the field.
Fix eight on the wrong thing. Or see what you want to see. Okay. You need to see things
as they are, not how you think they are. See your target so you can understand your target,
how they move, how they think, how they react, so you can anticipate and adjust.
In the field, it's just you, your weapon, and your enemy. And you need to understand all three.
Everyone has blind spots, so every day you ask yourself, what's yours, what's theirs, do you know?
Exclamation point disability.
I thought this would be more of a technique lesson.
You see, there was a stalact. I smashed it. Utterly destroyed it. I did it in two attacks.
Plenty of damage. There was nothing left. Then there was a giant pelarin that attacked.
It was tough. But I defeated it. No problem. Pelarines are weak. I could have done that
This expedition has blew me.
Yeah, they lost a lot of friends and they just buried him over.
Grieving takes time.
How about a little verse so magic to lighten the mood?
You mean the one that hurts like hell?
Yes, I mean the one that hurts like hell.
I'll do it.
What are you doing?
Not now please. I'm working.
Did he take Gustav's face?
Hi.
Oh, Verso, there you are.
How did...
Oh!
Oh my...
Wow!
What is that?
Hi.
I'm a pair of legs that can talk.
Verso?
We're both Verso.
Nahahaha!
You are so ridiculous.
Wait.
How can your legs talk?
Ah yes, I'm quite proud of that.
Took a lot of training.
Does it?
Does it hurt?
No it doesn't.
Did you cut yourself in half?
Did Manoko cut you in half?
Do you heal from the top or the bottom?
Or do you have to bring halves together?
Hey, can you control the process?
So if you're cut in half, does that mean you can be in two places at once?
Can you go scouting with Manoko with your lower body
while your upper body stays here and talks to us?
Well, yeah, you see, I can go hunt neverals with my top off
while my bottom remains here cooking meals.
Back in the days, that's what we used to do.
Can I...? Are you...?
Yeah, my hair is.
All that pain just to put a smile on their faces.
First though, aren't you getting too attached?
Where you smiling like that?
Because that was stupid.
Spent some time writing in Gustav's journal to honor his memory.
Sure, it's about their encounter with Monaco and how exciting it is to travel with a guest
That's kind of the point
No, he did it to make them happy and then they did like the
The anime like self monologues like oh, there he is. He's doing the thing
Don't you think they're getting too close like dude thought that serious
woodman
It's not that serious, Woodman.
And it was his idea.
Yeah, it was his idea.
You miss the part where he gets hurt with every expedition he went with?
I don't think I missed that, I think I probably just haven't seen that.
He's so scared to enjoy it.
camera zooms in on Monaco and he says, oh, don't you think you're getting too
attached? Well, I'm allowed to be critical about this game because it
was a one-best narrative, I'm pretty sure. Game of the year, I'm pretty sure. And
if the narrative is having a character that I just met, reinforce something
this should be obvious by way of saying, oh, don't you think you're getting too
close? Like, dude, like, obviously he likes them. You know what I mean? I don't
need, I don't need this character to fucking tell me again, after already
telling me in that cutscene that he's gonna do it to make them happy. You
know what I mean? Not stupid.
Miss Merchant, I already talked to that one.
Hmm, we'll need a way forward.
The heart is in the center of the city.
Alright, shovel for them and I can help.
Knit picker bottom left? Not true.
Just admit you can't do it yourself.
Someone in chat set up and it's like the rule number one of storytelling right is
show don't tell and they told me twice
hey you know what I mean
you completely missed the point of Monaco saying that
alright here we go
I did not miss the point the point of him saying that was him reflecting on the fact that Burso yet again is growing attached to an expedition
Okay, I did not miss that point. Okay, you missed the point. I was trying to make where it would be
You didn't have to say that shit out loud for me, bro. Anyone with two fucking brain cells could tell that that's what he was trying to do and what was happening, right?
I'm sorry. I fucked up. I just wanted to show off.
We just have to regroup. The others should be fine.
Verso said the heart is in the center of Old Lumiere, right?
Right. Okay, Manoko. Stop crying. We have to move.
yes sorry you made Monica sad I'm so sorry man I guess I'm just I guess I'm
just too fucking stupid I guess I just didn't get that cutscene guys
Oh good they've divided our party
Oh, yeah, yeah
I've been too busy playing Pixel Slot to appreciate real storytelling, yeah.
It's like five layers of bait.
Hmm, hell.
Deal self-damage if failed.
Hmm, I don't know, like...
Let's look at your skills, shall we?
We got three skills for him, Epic.
Augurs, even?
what's giving us
Oh, I see.
We've neglected this character, so I kind of got to figure out what to do with her skill points.
I'm one off.
How many of these like disregard, disregard?
Disregard.
Take 50% less damage, but cannot be healed.
uh dude there's so much speed from that item holy moly
holy guacamole
we are just oh dude she has like no aluminum man that fucking split party
That one gives 92 defense 96 defense
health and defense no longer gain AP on parry
what though we not learn this one
Guys that's a really good one this guy doesn't have any on
We're just gonna put shit on let's get a speed
my streaming on Christmas for days
are we not in nice own oh no I don't think I don't think we are
Never say, then yes.
I mean, we'll probably just use the ice one.
Okay?
Okay?
Yeah
Got nine left
Not good.
Not good.
Not good.
Not.
Augers.
I got it.
Okay.
I got to change her skills.
We're gonna get rid of the heal.
Got this one.
we got a break we're not really generating I mean we can get
We got another skill, it's pretty good.
I need Electrify.
What was the other one we got?
This one?
Yeah.
Okay.
Friends, I beg your forgiveness for landing us in this Corkmire.
Hmm.
It's okay, Minoco.
Let's move on, shall we?
Oh, it's Malena, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I kinda hate those certain battles.
skills? We haven't used them!
Okay, so when we heal with Regen, it does not apply...
Wait, does she have Shell?
It's not applying the on-heal effect.
Um...
Seal has a cheese shell because I have auto shell on her, I'm pretty sure.
I'm actually gonna take damage from the regen.
Ay-ya-yay!
They're spacing more.
Danger!
Energized.
A storm is coming.
The squad ain't- the squad ain't doing it right now.
I wonder if it's possible to get him 7 AP at the start.
This guy's shrimp useless right now.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's pretty good.
Oh
Did you get buddy I got two
And it was the other color man's
Okay, we got to change these when I have to, but
boom someone's wearing that
wearing that I think we just go for stats
Fuck it, dude.
Male weapon.
I forgot which way I was coming from.
I think I came from over there.
Nah, traveler.
But yes.
Jane, Jackson, kiss you under the pale moonlight what you do.
I wish we had more time, there's so much to study here.
Come on Sophie, we gotta get the loot.
What have we here?
You fucking run a bitch
Guess we'll just attack first xd
uhhhh
they're weak for physics
dude party splitting man
Hehehe
Ayayay
Motherfucker
We need a different weapon for us to hit.
Not good.
Ah
Your house or lakes for so it is rough
I'll do it
The fucking Marriott, bitch!
The Marriott, man!
Neal!
Do-do-do-do-do do-do-do-do-do-do!
You did the last!
I died?
So be it.
You're not gonna die, drama queen.
It's funny the way that we've been set up right now, the Verso male party is going
It goes so much fucking better. It's crazy
So
Manoko what was life like before the fracture? Oh shit the world was smaller and
cozier
livelier
There were many more of us gestures back then
The fracture tore our villages apart
Only a fraction of a fraction survived
Our forests are filled with gesturals awaiting my birth.
Just these.
These what?
Heeeeeeeee.
I would have paired you falling directly into my trap.
You come down here?
Oh no.
So you're gonna camp, you got it.
Bitch.
You're too slow!
I
Must lost you there
Oh, yeah, yeah
It likes you
Beats her fucking ass
Why yes, I'd love it dots
3 dead to 1 burn damage, let's just be sure.
Yippee!
Yes?
I have nothing to time I suppose to sit and think.
What are you? These days, I have a man who sits in things. When she was young, she'd get sad thinking about mortality.
But when I asked her about her sadness, her answer surprised me.
From other patrons? She paints.
She wasn't scared of death itself. She was sad because there are more works of art than she'd ever be able to see in her lifetime.
So many fables from around the world that she'd never be able to collect and bring to life in her workshop.
Well, to be in the world, she'd never get to experience. That's sad enough.
I encourage them to believe that their dreams are within their grasp, but she proved me a liar.
She believed in a liar, maybe.
She did love to challenge me of all of them, she and I are most alike. All of them.
We're to remember the ones we love to keep them alive in our minds when they are far away. Far, far away.
You're usually from old Lumiere.
I paint them so that I can remember them, remember their faces.
I'm max on the hunched over right now, boys.
Granny Bear, which is something...
Missed a side area? Did I?
What'd that?
I was surprised you agreed so readily to Berset's plans.
He seems to be our best bet for now.
We lack too much information.
Do you trust him?
I trust that he wants to reach the Patras, so for now our interests are aligned.
He has been helpful.
vision real still I have this feeling he's hiding something
Manoko how did you meet Verso
I don't really remember I feel like I've always known Verso he mentioned
traveling with other expeditions quite a few how many what happened to them
what happened to them maybe I'll go first so when we find him yeah okay
finding them comes first
I'm afraid not. This is my first time here, as well.
58. They were the ones that Verso was traveling with. I believe so.
They made it surprisingly far.
An axon.
Interesting.
Verso is...
Is this true?
No, it's a rhombus, Miss.
My eyes are with him.
We need to go.
Now.
with him. We need to go. Now.
First I would never harm her.
That's a shame, bitch!
Can you stand?
Well, look how good it's a bit.
Carried away sometimes
We get we're inside by these people in the center of the city we'll rejoin them there
Feels like home
Yeah
Feels like
Okay
Manoko fits well in the Disaster Expedition, eh?
Yeah. It does.
After you.
Speaking of home, where do you live in Lumiere?
But the bakery near the center.
Uh, Angelique's Boulangerie.
I hate that every morning.
I wonder if he's still there.
It's called Matilda's now.
When this is over, you should go and visit her.
She's just took me out there, brother.
I
Excuse me
So nice
I'm oh no I miss floating around
huh
come
let's do hard
I never said there was treasure.
it
So which way is the right way to go here
Truly give it a side path
Perfecto.
Oh, maybe they both leave the same place.
Hmm, champ.
I'll put up gas, okay?
You didn't like that.
Which one's which?
You're the one that's going there.
I lied.
You've gotta go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to go too.
Yes.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Put your...
What the heck?
What's up?
I need to find the unit in jail quickly.
Mama Mia.
What the?
Old key used.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with that. I don't know what I'm gonna do with that.
What the?
Old K.U.'s.
Yeah, that's the beginning of the game.
What am I supposed to do? Count them before they slaughter us?
We've hidden the children. At least they're warm and dry in the cellars, but Russians are running low.
Things are calmer now at the hospital, but that's because most die before we can get them.
I guess they're living out of pure stubbornness at this point.
Survival isn't really survival anymore.
Everyone's so quiet lately. I'm afraid we'll draw attention. Sometimes I talk to myself just to hear another human voice.
Trevor, you promised I could die before you. You promised.
Oh no.
Oh, no!
Trevor, you're freaking dead, Trevor. No!
How do I get down?
Blind?
You talking about the thing I just grabbed?
Miss Lu?
Where?
We know I fuck with loot.
Missed Giggle loot under there?
Under where?
Truly the main character.
Do you think headshots feel more damage?
In that case, they do, yeah.
Did you not realize that after playing the game for 50 hours or something?
They don't.
Alright, I'm gonna showcase a very simple reaction.
You hear that?
Oh, someone's gonna whisk me in light.
Now, when I hit him in the head, the heroine's louder, and meteor.
The damage was the same.
Maybe there's more break damage.
There has to be a reason why the volume's different, right?
Am I dumb?
It was the burn?
Oh.
Well I know some enemies have like a hidden weak spot that you can shoot them on, right?
I just assumed it was the head for all those guys.
Um, I don't know what we'd take to really these guys.
I
Look
Great
That's an equip on liberally everybody.
Seals been fired?
No.
Now Seal can begin the round by building her shit up.
It's unleashed, Herdi.
I don't need these, dog.
It's just camping.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
The next is Grace.
Yeah, it doesn't get basic when it applies burn
Oh
There's no headshot in the game
I'm not shooting them in the head because I'm trying to go for a headshot.
I'm shooting them in the head because I thought it was like a soft weak spot.
As a lindy with a head.
Just that's what I would assume it would be on the humanoid creature.
This man is intact. Why does it feel so familiar?
Oh, here we go. Time to relive our past life.
Move this place.
Time to find out that I am the... I am the reincarnation of White-Haired Lady.
I- I- my- the soul was split asunder. I'm the other half of that lady, dude.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Yippee!
Can I come in?
Aye.
Bro, this game's getting all manned, but I kinda wish I was looting energy shields in
sporeans right now. You know what I mean? You guys ever get that urge to go topside?
Role play with some dads, dude. We're in the wall.
Hmm
So I wonder if this manner is actually that manner the one that we saw on the outside
And now
With someone that refuses to talk
We didn't share the bonds of grief anymore
She walks her path
And I walk mine
I don't exist her. None of us do. She's left us all behind to drown by ourselves so that she can drown alone.
E.T.A.R.
That's nice looking E.T.A.R. fella.
Guys this means Pacific Ocean.
But ocean or French on Pacific?
That's Pacific Ocean.
That's Asia.
misspelled it. Europe.
Urcin Atlantic.
America do Nord. That means America the North.
Also, America USA exists in this timeline.
U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A.
Is that how this game ends, dude?
U.S.A. Rosen and Water Tank saves the day again, dude.
Dude.
Lafayette's back from fucking death because of the weird magic that happened.
He sails in with George Washington.
Everyone's got a tank.
Lafayette has a fucking tank.
Please make it happen.
Please make it happen.
Oh
Dude it's the weeblet gigo blet
Where is..
Mommy?
Mommy?
I knew you'd open the door for her.
You dumb freak.
Really, Thurso? This was your plan.
What's he looking at, bro?
The other guy.
How many times must you hurt our family?
No, no, you don't get to lecture me on family.
Family.
Why do you refuse to see I am doing this for us?
Yet you insist on rushing toward death.
You're trying to stop the wrong cycle.
You're doing this for yourself.
Of course. It's easier for you to think that, isn't it? Easier to betray us if I'm the villain.
Ah, so move it. I'm gonna fucking kill him.
Yeah!
You haven't told her the truth. Have you, son?
Yeah, sorry we're late we were busy doing a bit of reading
Were you planning on sharing that this man the man who murdered our team is your father?
Family is not my favorite topic
Right can we talk about this later, I'd really like for you all to survive this
Give me a loon man!
Gross.
You just wanted you to force us to this point.
Hey, girly.
AHHHHHHH!
What was that damage, son?
Why don't you even care that you're dead? I'm gonna be honest.
One more for the road.
I'm not angry.
Just disappointed.
This is nice, it's nice.
Jesus Christ.
Let's turn this family apart.
should be fighting by my side
oh no
yo she got Thanos snapped
Well, it's all up to you, buddy.
Still standing?
That's what Versa's cloak looks like. That should have been our first entrance.
Everyone all right?
Another tragic death, huh?
I like this character a lot, so...
Wait, it doesn't matter, you re-cornered, bro!
Rukos... Ruken...
I'll be back!
Teleports... to the paint dimension...
I
Oh
What is
Tell me you're ready
I just realized the song has her name in Verso too, I think.
I think that's what I'm hearing, I don't speak French, so.
Where did it go?
No, no, no, no.
Alicia.
Fuck!
Raaarrr!
Jeez, man, relax.
Jeez.
Hangy much, brother?
No, no, no, no.
Alicia.
Fuck!
Raaarrr!
Jeez, man, relax.
Jeez.
I'm sorry.
Oh, boy.
Thank you.
How does he lose them if he absorbs them, Chad?
Can't you explain?
Explain what?
Surely, she's not going to be upset that he is related to that guy, right?
When every action he has taken has proven that he's mostly trustworthy, right?
The only thing she could be mad about is that he didn't tell them, right?
I mean, I guess he did have like a secret plan as well.
I don't think of him as my father anymore.
Still, why didn't you just tell us?
Because he's private.
And it's painful and it's none of your business.
Damn true love.
I cut ties with him decades ago.
Lying by a mission is still lying.
I've told you everything you need to know.
I'd rather make that determination for myself.
I think we can all understand where each other's coming from, right?
He hasn't steered us wrong yet, but we're a team now.
And we won't get very far if we don't trust each other.
Families complicated.
Oh, that's what those vases are.
The stories say that gesturals reincarnate.
Is that true?
Can you bring Noko back?
We can bring Noko back to life, but not all of Noko will return.
It will be a different Noko.
The one you knew is gone.
I'm so very sorry, my friend, and all, all for naught.
The painter's heart was in that manner, and now it's gone.
We have no way to access the monolith.
Expedition 58 seemed to think you knew another way.
What?
We found 58 in their journals.
So that's why I wasn't hiding it.
If that's what you're implying, it's a dead end.
Wait, what are you talking about?
There's someone else who can help us.
Jesus.
Tell her about Noko's death compared to Gustav? I am. Also, thank you, Gigi.
Excuse me. Is it true? Can you make a weapon that can pierce the barrier?
So, the lip-syncing is for French, right?
Do you need something from the axles?
Or is it just bad sometimes?
Do you need...their hearts?
Look, to create this weapon, he needs enormous amounts of pure chroma.
Just way beyond what we can get from Nefron's.
The only source are axons, yes.
Like I said, that's a dead end, it's impossible.
Why? What are axons?
They're massive creatures, living on islands around the One Lith.
They're much stronger and much, much more dangerous than never once.
I can't die, and I still couldn't take them down.
Yet we found the corpse of one in Old Lumia, so it's possible.
I don't know how that one died, but I'm telling you, listen to me, please.
Our chances of taking them down without you not dying are close to zero.
Close, but not zero. Death is coming either way.
And as expeditioners, if we die, we die fighting.
Wonderful, Peptalk.
I know.
Alright, if we're going to fight the axons, then let's be smart about it.
What do you mean?
I had a few rough encounters with the axons.
There are three located on islands around the monolith, and we need at least two hearts
to get enough chroma.
One lives on a mountain too high for us to reach so that one's out.
We should start with the one to the west of the Monleth.
It's already been weakened by previous expeditions, right?
Yeah, good idea.
Maximize our chances.
Or we embrace the challenge and pick the one in the east.
I like your spirit.
Thank you.
Did you listen to what I just heard?
Well, time to get grief.
Expedition 58, Delphine.
The behemoth is such a marvel.
It has a small city on its back that I really want to explore.
But yet this thing gets too risky, too easy to get caught by the nerves around here.
Verso called this thing an axon.
Apparently they are incredibly powerful, with hearts of pure chroma.
Utterly unkillable.
Except clearly, something did.
Verso and his father, Renla, spent years trying to kill the axons, hoping to forge their hearts
into a weapon to break the barrier.
But no dice.
I bet the curator would love to get his hands on one of those huts.
Ugh, what's the barrier?
I'm sorry, Morgan.
We'll bring Noko back.
I know.
I'm ready.
Just say the word.
When the time is right.
After we've settled this.
Yes, aren't they beautiful?
Yes, I too find the legs of our enemies to be beautiful.
Yes, I knew you would appreciate them. You, sir, are a true color, sir, of elegant weaponry.
a warrior must be prepared for battle and battle is just as much mentor as physical
Mentally
Imagine you're in nephron and you see me
Charging toward you, brandishing the well polished and gleaming leg of one of your brethren.
Think of the intimidation, muhahahahaha.
Trim, what about Lenwyn who is using your hairy foot as a club?
What for the smell of the intimidation?
And then I transform into one of them.
Ha!
validation and
confusion from that alone the battle is already won the rest
Is near clean up they recast the voice actors after they did the lip sync?
This gives been out for a year they didn't do it again
Oh, you're right. I feel fairly intimidated
You should try it
Even though you can't transform
They didn't make any money?
No.
I tried the French language, it didn't even match lip-sync.
Looks like that chatter's up, though.
all these legs. I've still got 20 more to go.
I've missed you. All right then.
I'm gonna move over and help me mix the cloth.
Let's get these legs shunning so bright they blind our enemies and send them screaming.
Barrier was explained already and weren't paying attention at the time?
When? It would have been in a journal. Which journal is it?
As they polish a number like Monaco, it exuberantly bellows a war chain.
Who's in a cutscene? Which cutscene?
Well, at least we're starting to sing along, they sing together with great goose dance.
The barrier of pure karma that obliterates.
Before the old Lumiere one?
one comes over to shush them as I'm joining the polishing effort takes a
while but they finally finish on it back to the others
we're so explained dialogue was that today
no
It was before Dooley asked.
Okay.
It was the bugged cutscene.
Oh, the one where his cloak was flying around, creating a void.
You can't blame me for not paying attention during that, right?
That's not my fault.
Rion faced me and thinks we're so...
Yes we can.
You're gonna pee. I'll burp back.
You
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Oh, shit.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Where did he go?
Holy shit!
I
Told me told me to get the cigarettes. I'm gonna wish for a cigarette. Don't do what Ethan says
Well, no, just that's what he wants to what you want. Well, I want I want to go home
Corrangibody look it's paradise weather is perfect every day
I wish for the perfect body. Look at me. This guy's name is Justin.
You are like a god. I love my body. I love it too. All right, let's go. Let's we can go together.
No.
I've heard this loop for about an hour now, so...
Damn it.
But that... has now changed.
Jewish music begins to play.
The groaning of the wood.
Ah! Oh my fucking Jesus!
We watch Hassan and H3H3 debate tomorrow.
It's a big one.
I think you should go outside oh my oh we're over the powerbomb too hey now what
oh my
I did
Holy shit, she can't walk anymore, dude. He's a crippled, dude. Oh
It's not an abuse to come from behind the shutter something's being nice. Maybe it's a hornet's nest or something that tracks flies. Oh
My Jesus
Oh
We came back and owned that guy though.
Same sweater? It can't be the same sweater.
I bought this a couple weeks ago. Like a week ago.
It was. Pull it up again.
there's no way we can't know button to go back because they're fucking live in
dangerous, dude.
Of course you are.
Damn.
We're so approached this male who was alone by the lake.
So tragic.
Every one of them knew me as an orphan.
How old were you when your parents passed away?
I don't know.
Around three, I guess.
It was an unwelcome surprise.
He never wanted kids.
He definitely didn't want one right before their good match.
Stop posting Doro!
Okay, so this guy knows that she's like her name's Alicia, like he knows.
Surely he says something, right?
That must have sucked.
To both you and them.
Yeah.
I did.
And they died.
And I bounced around from family to family.
Can't even remember all of them.
Different sweater?
Dub.
I was...
Kind of a weird kid, I guess.
So was I.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I was obsessed with my piano and my paint set.
I was a bit more severe than that.
I used to have lots of nightmares and talk to myself.
Kept running away from home all the time.
Nah, that's weird, they're all weird.
Actually, I kinda think everyone's a weird kid in someone's eyes.
Well, I was a weird kid in everyone's eyes.
Even Gustav's.
Kind of. It's why he and his sister took me in.
Nobody else wanted me.
But I guess Gustav and Emma used to be weird kids too.
So they liked me.
See? Everyone's weird.
What's something you liked about Lumiere?
Wandering around the buildings.
Nobody wanted me for any of the fancy apprentice ships.
So I got stuck as a runner for the warehouses.
But that turned out to be kind of nice I
Got to go everywhere in the city. I probably know the place better than anyone. Yeah
Yeah, why H?
hanging gardens
Me and good stuff used to go up there a lot. I built that in sieve. Do you miss Lumia?
Yeah, I do not just a place
Everything about that time, the festivals, the gardens, dancing the night away on the harbour before all this, that home was gone, not just the place.
Googly, googly, that's for something, it's also for something.
You have us now?
Yeah, and you've got me. So, you wanna dance the night away?
away. It feels more comfortable with him, likewise. It's been some time reminiscing
about the past. Then they head back.
How about right now?
Loom stands by the fire deep in thought and Verso tries to get her attention.
Do you like dogs?
What?
Do you like dogs?
I think you've spent too much time alone.
You've forgotten how to start a human conversation.
You're a dog.
I just have this feeling you're a dog person.
Well, you're right.
I had a dog named Pat.
That's what paw means?
Or that's the word for paw?
You named your dog paw.
That's like if my parents named me foot.
Heh. My sister named him when we were kids. Stella. She was a gifted artist and fiery. She definitely made the most of the time she had.
Are you close?
When we were younger, I guess. But my brother and sister had their own lives. Didn't care about my parents' research.
You have a cat named Kitty?
Fuck you?
Or I'm not the one who said it!
I think that's a perfectly acceptable cat name.
Doesn't seem fair.
No.
I'm glad they got to live.
Sol was a great older brother.
It isn't?
Dude!
Kitty's a great name, what do you mean?
You have a cat named Meow Meow?
Dude, that's awesome!
That's actually how I met Gustav.
Sol was dating his sister.
My penis is named cock.
Hmm.
So, you knew Gustav for quite a while then?
That's an awful lot of personal questions.
It is.
Isn't it?
Alright, we can talk about me again if you want.
How generous of you.
Ask away.
Hmm.
I'm being sincere.
Go ahead, ask me anything you want.
We've got a-
Oh shit.
Oh, come on.
Verso only enjoy a good moment together.
Luna is such a good move that she first asked Verso other important questions, which Verso
hates Noda.
They have a bit more fun together before heading back to camp.
So they're kind of tough and do you think our chances are close to zero? I didn't think you cared about odds
You may and I have less than a year
But may else different
Sure
This haircut's not flattering for her boys story time
Let me think
Come on, you've been alive for over 60 years.
You must have tons of stories.
Over a hundred years actually, so it's hard to choose.
You're a hundred years old and so indecisive.
Alright, alright, let me think.
Okay, I'm gonna share something really dark with you.
Oh, I'm so intrigued one time. I was pouring cereal and I didn't have any milk
It's about my hair. Oh your hair
That's a bit literal. I'm the dark and personal
Hey, I'm sharing the heartfelt secret here. Do you want the story or not?
Milk before cereal. No
Do share some time after the fracture
My hair turns completely white like an old man
Luckily the gestural village has a hair stylist quite skilled in color treatments lucky
But he's always napping when I get there and
His apprentice always marks things up. I'm lucky my hair is not purple this time. I'll be fun. So
Your turn that was hardly dark or personal white hair old man
And I'm revealing myself here.
All you've revealed is that you're...
...Vane.
And that you're really bad at making appointments.
Vane, I'm...
Hey, I'm not the one with all the...
...the...
...bracelets and...
...rings.
Oh.
Actually, my students made these bracelets for me.
To remember them by.
Because...
...chances are, we'll never see each other again.
Not necessarily.
I'm an optimist.
But I'm also a realist.
My youngest student is 6. Her parents will go marge when she's 12 and she herself won't live past 21.
Her parents did the maths. They'll have 12 years as a family and she'll experience 21 years of life.
Hey, if she gets a drink though, that's cool.
These are the choices we get to make. The earlier you have children, the more time you get to share with them, the more life they'll get to live.
And every year you wait.
You're shortening your child's life.
Precisely.
You don't have any children though.
No, I don't, but I have my students.
One of my friends, Sophie, said it best.
She said she loves her children so much,
the best thing she could do for them
is not to have them.
It's pretty dark considering she dressed up as her dude
See
dark and
Personal you said the bar high
Come back with a better story next time
The versus story with it was rather laughing lacking seal appreciates versus late more than before
If you gommage while pregnant, do the baby just plop it down?
Well poopy butt, that's a good question man.
Feeling versus spending a bit too long teasing each other before going back to the other.
I'm mad.
Yes, G.
I'm stinking mad.
No. No, Colonel.
Dad was mean.
I thought he cared.
But what's not being from war?
He's not.
Nobody.
I'm mad, too.
Yeah.
I like this guy the most.
Enjoying the stars.
Stars are the apples of the sky.
I love the way you see the world.
Ooh...
That constellation looks like falsehood.
Yeah, he's not grumpy enough.
He needs to look a bit more cranky.
He's not grumpy.
He's just sad.
Hey Mrs. Clare.
Eskies on the list by the way?
They have seen list?
Huffle used to be a weeeeee
But now is a weeeeee
Yes. Weeeeee
Back in the day when there was nothing in the world except the four of us
around on adventures ah I see and yeah centuries go by without your best
friends that's gonna make you go how come you're not grumpy like Francois I
I am going to be.
Oh, hi there.
I too am.
But I'm also wee!
So the wee balances, dude.
Oh.
Wee-woo.
You might say, you're a bit, um...
Wee-woo, wee-woo.
Wee-woo, wee-woo.
Yeah.
Oh, G.M.O., when he gets to this cutscene.
It's just a thing, though.
I...
This sounds like it could be a Kodak from MGS5, so...
Does he really have any grounds to be angry about it?
Not a bit, sir.
Wee-woo, wee-woo myself.
Although, a bit more woo than we these days.
Hey, that one looks a little like Minoko.
Oh, and if you squint and sort of scrunch up your face, that one next to it looks like
no-co.
This game is literally Kojima-coded?
Yeah, kinda, except, uh...
So a part of the charm of, like, the Metal Gear games, like, one through three, um,
is that they do the long-winded over-explanation anime thingy, but it's still kind of charming, right?
But in 5, they just do the over-explanation shit, and it's not that charming.
This game doesn't over-explain a lot much, which is nice.
No anime over-explanation.
They spend more time looking at the star saying they look like things they absolutely do not look like.
Eski is nonsense, inspires versus.
Well part of it is Kojima Code, just that conversation. Also that chatter's the one you said that
now, Mesa. Feel free to take the beef up with him, okay buddy?
What's wrong with her? She wears a mask all the time. She never talks and she's always scaring
Oh, do you know what we need my old princess beach though?
She uh, she was trapped in a fire. Oh good. Long time ago
Damaged her face and her throat so long. Yeah
Why did they come to see me?
I don't know.
That surprised me when you told me.
She held me before I thought she'd held me again, but...
I assume she's chosen a different side.
Family is complicated, right?
Yeah.
Do you want the arm down back?
What?
I feel like a fraud wearing it.
Given you know.
Alright, nitpick moment. I will say... I don't... When they're like standing out of the open
talking to each other, they look so fucking goofy right now. When they have something
like lean against at the very least, it looks a little more natural to me.
You're not upset with me.
Strangely, no.
I hate secrets, but...
Gustav always gave people the benefit of the doubt.
Your actions are what matters.
True.
I trust you.
True!
My elephant is the spot where she can ride.
This is the time to write in Gustav's journal the honor of his memory.
She writes about old Lumiere and how their city was actually transported from the continent to the ocean.
Gustav's apprentice is going to read this journal someday.
In quotes it's not as stupid, but it's still stupid.
That's not what I said.
This guy doesn't really know what I said, but alright.
Okay, prime flood. Okay, brother!
But he had quotes. He sure did.
This gate cannot take you to the continent from any expedition flood.
We're going to go back in, I was going to check our party, fuck out of there bitch.
deal these up use Monaco how about mona no shut up
oh there it is as you come up with this stuff here's a practice boys years of
practice. Come on. Oh, now we probably get damaged now. We got to double check. Okay.
Sure, please take this game more seriously where I'm gonna be mad.
Yeah, man, he's goaty.
Take that!
What is the purpose of that right there, fellas?
What up, Satan?
Oh, we're gonna get the auto-run, very good.
Auto-run!
What was Breaking Burm again?
Oh, right.
Uh...
Minus some speed?
Speed!
Mmm.
Mmm!
Come on.
Expedition 42.
It's been two weeks, and still no word from Freya or Olivia.
They've never missed a check-in before, no matter how exciting they find.
Oh my friends, I hope the end was swift.
The Grandis exhibit is likely our last, but as Olivia would say, it is also our grandest.
I wish you were here, making that joke for a thousandth time.
I'm proud of our work. We've pieced together so much. I just wish we had more time.
The Gommage is still a few months away. Perhaps I can make one last trek if you're reading this by unknown future friend.
I hope the information we've gathered helps you to find answers. We've done what we could in the hopes that you will prevail tomorrow comes.
Very good.
Tomorrow comes.
So...
Gravy able to?
I...
I hope that...
future friend,
when you find this...
it will find you well.
And don't forget...
tomorrow...
comes.
Ah!
better than our craters AI voices dude get over it AI is the future dude it's
What's the fucking future bro?
Get over it liberal.
Pussy?
Pick this up.
Boom headshot.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, some people listen to white noise.
Wouldn't they go to bed?
Me?
AI Supercenter Ambient Noise.
12 hours.
On loop.
You missed.
Move!
You sleep for more than 12 hours?
No, and then I listen to it for after I wake up as well.
The brrrrrr.
Yeah, pretty much all day.
My DB noise pollution is going same too.
We got more guns.
Excuse me, you didn't die.
That kind of pisses me off.
Don't worry, Maya will pick up the slack and ask for you to leave.
Red.
An advantage.
If she gets a donut for a weapon, that's tight.
No bidet. I thought this was France.
Grab it.
Nice.
Did servants for that?
Dude.
One million dollars every ten years.
But you got you have to wipe someone ass every time they should
Deal
nurses do that for 60k a year
some fucking trauma done by me dude
man those are supposed to be a fun little quirk in question all of a sudden you're like
Yeah, it was a whimsical question, dude.
What trauma, dude?
We're talking about actual dumping, dude.
Where's my controller library?
I solved the puzzle, guys.
Weep!
stuff what's a trauma dump like a really bad poo that's whenever someone says
something that doesn't match my vibe what's that your cat sick trauma
Oh
So much dev come it's not dev come those just normal pink
This guy's a bulls***, that's kind of cool.
Nice turn, idiot.
Plus perilous parry, not bad.
Auto rush learn dude.
What was the one we just put on Verso?
Around someone.
Am I fucking stupid?
Was it auto rush?
I think it was out of rush.
That one's gonna be a big massive dude.
I'm fast as fuck, boi.
How fast does fuck- what?
Jump. Okay.
Thoughts on Dorro? I don't get it.
Guys, I had the most disgusting pork belly today, by the way.
I'm about to trauma W.
Holy fuck, dude.
They left the skin on, which I don't mind, but it was cooked so hard, it's like I was almost chewing on rocks, dude.
It feels like a gig of bad braze.
It was bad, dude.
Which sucks, this place normally has pretty good food.
Really good food.
Was I too white to enjoy the rock-like pork belly?
It sucked. Honestly, I'm about to hit you guys straight with it, dude. I think most
pork belly is fucking mid. Straight up, fella. The only exceptions when the actual, like,
meat part of the pork belly is, like, not fucking overcooked.
But it seems like that happened every I've been recently I've had work like two different
places both times it was over so fucking chewy how do I get over this is the entrance
We were at pork wiener?
No.
Have you, brother?
Pork wiener.
Oh, we gotta grab this.
This might eventually be easier.
We hadn't smoked, no.
I myself cooked chashu once.
It was it was good
There's no way over there from here
Lowell what no it was during cove it did I
I did giga cooking I made ramen that one time and then I I used the wrong noodles and it was fucking disgusting
Weird
Made a romp, makes a romp once.
No, it was legitimate romp, I took the two days to make it.
I even marinated some eggs.
Oh this is where male inversor started, I think.
Stop kitchen dumping.
Sorry guys, sorry.
They make ramen for you?
I don't know if you guys want them.
It didn't go so well the last time.
Where used to use the wrong noodles for it?
Yeah, I used the buckwheat noodles and man, that shit was fucking gross.
I fucked the noodles up so goddamn hard.
It was so disappointing.
Watching dumb.
Oops.
Light.
Buckwheat giga good?
Yeah.
I don't...
Whatever thing a buckwheat, I think of that stupid kid from the Little Rascals, man.
Oh
Okay
Yep, that's a fucking little rascal reference
I only ever saw the Little Rascals movie though, I never like, I never watched the show.
Yeah, good luck, actually that might be not bad.
Big fan?
You could call me a knock fan of that show.
safely safely it's decent
go back up and then left thank you sir
back
In fact, Outroach began the series in 1922 as Our Gang or Hal Roach's Rascals.
You know, there exists a possibility that there is one person Chad who do not know what
Which rascal would you be?
Bro I don't even remember what buckwheat looks like.
to. The only one I do remember is alfalfa, and I do a pretty good alfalfa impression
on my head with my hair. So maybe alfalfa? Is this God? Oh fuck!
Oh, someone missed.
Oh, there's the, uh, what do they call it?
Apex Legends?
Wax-off?
Wax-off?
Oh!
Wax off? Wax off?
Next on? Mmm, Maple Story.
I never had a Maple Story phase. I had a Wonder King phase. It wasn't good.
And I didn't even really, didn't really even get far.
Adventure Quest phase?
I never had an Adventure Quest phase.
You talked about your MapleStory phase I thought?
I briefly played on the Burning event like two years ago.
And I gave up.
Oh, she's got no feet too, she's perfect.
Yeah.
Or what?
I don't know fellas.
We may not be equipped for this one.
Maybe.
See, here's the thing though.
If we're supposed to kill these before a certain point, it's literally not going to happen, so...
Maybe we just take four.
She gets three turns.
I
Know they got strong enough
Just try it
Holy, look at how many turns they get!
Now we can do this.
I am
Let's heal first, at least.
Jeez, Louise!
Maybe we can squeeze auto rush on these guys too, that might be nice.
You already have it.
you drop that you get that you drop that you get that oh my oh my god
What?
Careful now.
Help.
I'm better.
Um, okay, so.
Let's get it.
And now, we parry everything and don't die.
The
the
the
the
the
the
the
Almost.
Fucking bitch!
Fear the target.
Cut him down.
The priest will have it.
I don't know what I'm pressing.
I'm breaking it.
Air change?
Or if that's their element?
I don't know.
Hmm
Hell who we want
uh
Fucking period bitch
I guess we'll use all of our AP here.
I'm back.
It's the same.
Maybe a little faster?
I'm not sure.
She does not have a break.
L?
Oh, there we go.
We're gonna do this.
We just literally have to parry every single attack.
All hundreds of them.
Easy peasy peasy peasy, easy fucker peasy.
Damn, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big,
All right.
Incoming.
coming
careful now
it's over freely
I'm so sorry
Wait.
Well, we'll save the break for an extra round then I guess.
Oh no!
I used one too many!
Fuck.
Oh no.
Calculating?
No.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
Man, if only they had hit male one time last round, we might be able to actually kill this boss this round.
Um, I think...
We were as...
And then go for a break next.
Actually, you know what?
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
Oh my god, that fucking clutch defense did, I have 4 HP left!
It's over.
They're still alive!
Okay.
Okay.
This can do it!
I'll be right back.
Let's finish this.
Hmm, I wonder...
How much damage?
I don't think that sword dance would do very much damage right now.
We could have broken them, but I want to get into virtue of so.
and the power.
If he'd been here once, we could have broken both of them at the same time.
Incoming!
Feels like kind of a waste
I can do it!
This one!
There man, that didn't even fucking kill it!
They're mine, they didn't even fucking kill it.
Hmm.
Honestly, maybe we should have res.
I forget what her turn is.
I'm going to use my shield to get the damage I need to get to the top of the tower.
Let's build some ink!
I saw your future.
Shut up!
I'll just one-off it.
That's your chance to escape.
We'll play immediately when arrived, or we'll be revived.
There's my fire weapon, where do we have a fire weapon?
Gappa?
Well, that was fun.
Grading attacks don't use your turn?
Wait, really?
I guess I've only ever used a gradient attack when I was like when and then I killed something with this
Thanks, but I bet the house on you dude clutching up for the believers, dude
We're so over leveled you skip that tutorial. Okay, first of all pretty sure the gradient attack tutorial was for the
The guest role guy
And it's not possible for him to be a role because he was the level that he came as
Do you know what I do you know with what I am at
Getting stronger you fucking don't you know this
This quits game.
He tries to freeze it for something.
The God Gamer parries yet another easy gamer challenge.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, dabs on him, dude.
Brushes to pay a little bit, boom.
Looks you in the eye.
That actually picked up.
There's a, actually, it's probably sitting there, man.
It's not cool anymore.
Anyway, good motherfucking, it's been only been six hours,
Dude, I gotta eat, man.
Okay, I eat two pieces of pork belly today,
and I spat them out, I didn't spit them out, I ate it.