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[first time, expert] GOTYslop pt. 7 - time for (french) tea with (french) god
12-26-2025 · 7h 20m
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Went to a restaurant today and a lady and her kid were coughing up in mouth
Am I old now
That that makes me mad.
It's disgusting.
Dude, it is.
Yeah, thank God for COVID, man.
Thank God.
Would have never changed my mind about the.
Thank God for COVID man.
Thank God.
What have never changed my mind about the...
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Can you get a fentnaud?
Absolutely birthday boy.
birthday fentna, dude, yes!
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I got a big forehead dudes
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I'll hit it again though.
How was that?
Well, the air actually looked kind of good today.
I'm deaf and I love your stream, fuck you.
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I spelled it out.
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Did it take you long to learn ASL?
I don't know ASL, I know the alphabet.
And no, it didn't take long.
I took ASL in high school because I didn't want to learn an actual language.
BICARD! BASE!
I was a joke by the way. Very funny. Dornin' Tons, thanks for getting 5 subs, appreciate it.
Epic Rap Battles, Mr. Beast.
Shut up
Don't worry
2012 called that video was released four years ago in 2021. Yep
it's not gonna stay in the past bros honestly we're due for another mr. beast epic rap battle I think
we listened to the Darth Vader verse Hitler rap battle the Hitler was in a lot of rap
Battles on that channel like three
Jesus Christ
Give a man a fish. He'll eat for a day. Give a man a million dollars, Jimmy. What do you say?
There's some potential there is some potential there.
Tell me there is Jesus Christ versus mr. Beast dude
You gave away bread and I give away wells
The Jesus give people wells
Dude tell me mr. Beast versus Jesus Christ epic rap of old history would not go giga hard dude
hmm hmm he gave them wooden cups or something I don't know watch Indiana
Jones do they cover Jesus and Indiana Jones bit too political for me brothers
Can you have extra seven four kids? What the fuck?
That's too many good job
You got a first-time chatter NBA 2k 26 who says at moon moon hop on 2k bro
It's popping
Did I will say I don't know if it's in the current NBA game
To get him, but when you make a perfect shot it goes
You don't die not like the like the scatting dude. That's just tight
That's just tight
Really sound of the cloth.
Dude, where is it?
Oh
You to choose your sound effect, I've never played 2k so it's just one of the ones in the game
Took a used to be good at had doctor disrespected it
They call them in the bathrooms boys they come in the locker room dude
He's got a dog dog.
Yup. Yup.
Yeah.
Jersey映 is over.
You guys return anything after Christmas?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I think I got a brand new John C John Cena action figure because that's awesome dude.
Didn't get nothing.
How about this?
I got you a one day late Dapa brother.
No thanks feel late I took some potassium today I'm ready to
Shut up!
Let's go kill God.
Why is she holding?
Well, you should do the honors.
A DOY!
Dude stab it with purpose man!
I
Hmm
Okay, where the fuck am I?
the hell oh why did you do that why did I get teleport explain oh you're
You're nitpicking! You're nitpicking!
Shut up, bitch.
I'll kill you.
Miss Merchant? I've been there, man!
Can you turn off the depth of field?
Yeah, but I don't want to.
I could do that.
But I ain't gonna.
We can do this.
Damn, she's right there?
stuff for all of them hey what are you hiding stupid fucking bitch
Is that your mommy, stupid pussy?
Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee, I gotta kill my mom.
Oh, she's so sad, she's so sad now.
Wee, wee, wee, wee.
She evil.
She turning people into flowers and shit.
She's painting the world in her image.
her image sucks honestly it kind of sucks her image is vaguely reminiscent of the
Brazilian guy who solo released only a
and she got 36 points brother brother man
As we'll do this one in case
We get other party split
Surely they would not use the worst RPG trope twice though
Surely they would not do it twice I
Wouldn't even necessarily mine so much if I was like incentivized to change my party be on that
that shit don't exist I mean I guess the incentive would be to collect feet but I
don't like that character outside of cutscenes anyway shut up I can't believe
we're here at the end of the game
I can't wait to smell her fucking feet.
Dude, you know it's crazy. I know this probably isn't it
Well, I can imagine this model is like a unity store model just like blown up, dude
Isn't that kind of like put it into like a different perspective?
Emperor wrote things for seven. I mean I'm looking for a secret service or any secret
Sofie's here.
There's no way we're just going to attack her, dudes.
Are you fucking retarded?!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
WHAT?!
I don't want to hit her.
So I won't.
Well warming up dude.
I ain't doin' it, bro.
I'm not gonna beat up the crying lady.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Alright.
There's so many turns.
Hey, I'm here. Can we talk?
Hello, awesome town
You're so big
Oh, our attacks do nothing.
I don't understand. The gradient attack should work.
Wait, Mayel.
I don't think this is...
No, no, no.
Uh-oh.
Everybody okay?
Floats?
We're on the left, quickly.
What?
There's not your only chance.
Yeah. Okay.
okay reminder versus made no he's given no indication of wanting to kill a
bander's mother
as susses out my leave blower thanks for seven says I'm slender to be
Yeah
Remember we are inside the monolith
What was that thing?
Why did it help us inside?
Are you all right?
My oh
up there
she's
The Pinterest
She's up there. What do you mean? I?
don't know
But I shut up male consent the real
How hot is above us similar I guess we head up then
This sounds probably gonna be pretty easy for us because we did a lot all the side content we could the most part
I
Think as you want park
Decolon and Woody and Emerald Roach is a little bit...
Nice.
Nice.
who there? who there? that's the, that's the pain twist. that's the pain twist.
What's she paint?
Vaso what was that? I don't know. Liar. Fire. Again.
Lion-ass bitch
Hmm, we'll go this way, there's...
Uh, Corkdruid?
They're from Seville?
Fuck you.
I was level 22 when I came here Moon Moon, you're over leveled.
He says his drill smacks my face.
I wait it from my face.
I nod.
Of course you were.
No fly.
Getting West CMG, thanks for something.
46.
Oh, hell.
or something.
We're six.
I keep looking at myself in OBS because like my camera angle is weird right now. I don't know. It's weird.
Oh.
Useful?
Wow.
Actually useful.
What, you bald-o?
Shields the moderators with my body, sacrificing myself in a very Jesus-like manner?
okay it's okay rest there really it over here guys I find a secret
Thank you!
Thank you, man!
Thank you.
You're welcome, Miss Allen.
Shoulda been that.
Carly Kirk
Hello
I'm sorry
I'm sorry!
Hehehehe
Stop the burp!
Help me!
Hehehehe
Fuck you!
So, wait where's my 8 AP, kind of, kind of died.
We just get 69, 420 XP.
Ho ho ho!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I just bought the Berkey.
There ain't nothing over here.
hold on putting cheater picked on all three characters for act 3 is diabolical
Yeah, I'm safe.
Steve!
Minecraft!
Oops.
Minecraft!
Oops!
But he selects for 7?
Gay raid?
It's not very nice for you guys to call him gay, by the way.
I'm pretty sure he's in a heterosexual relationship.
With a woman.
would you guys go up to chance soda pop and Morris in real life and be like what
up soda again say it to his face I dare you
There's three children there's three children
Goodbye
We got Sophie one and Sophie two and also
Gustav to
Well
I just realized what's behind me.
Okay, bitch.
I am!
No!
Is this the 4K cam?
No, no, no, no, no.
I experienced some technical difficulty.
This isn't where I started, I don't think, right?
Wait, I think it is.
It is!
Yikes!
It's been like 10 plus levels over leveled for the entire game.
Dude, I haven't farmed anything, dude, I truly do not know.
Honestly, like
Most of you guys say that as a joke, but there are some of you guys who mean that shit and I gotta be honest if you
Got to any point like up like speaking from my own personal experience getting to this point
If you experienced any difficulties whatsoever, it's because you are shit. It's because you're shit. No offense
You are shit. It made me stupid. I
Cannot confirm that last
They might be saying, you know, it's a single player game.
Correct.
Bro, you're not competing against anyone, dawg.
Nobody.
So what's your excuse?
I don't know.
You want to know the real reason I do side content before main content, usually?
It's because I will literally forget what I am walking past.
See, but here's the thing, dude.
Here's the thing.
There there isn't a single human being who is like,
should I fight this optional challenging boss?
That's really fun.
No, it might give me two levels.
And then the last boss might only do 400 damage to me.
So that person doesn't exist.
That person doesn't exist.
That's how you play the Elden Ring?
In Elden Ring you can literally choose whether or not to level up, right?
That's how I played Elden Ring 2, motherfucker.
Level 1.
The entire game.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Well, hello there.
You're new.
Haven't seen you a lot before.
How'd you get here?
Me?
I've been stuck here for ages.
Do you know how I got here?
Quite a mystery.
That tremors, ground starts floating, then bam, here I was, all by my lonesome.
Would have been lonely too, at all.
Oh, I got here quite a mystery that tremors ground starts floating that bam here. I was all by my lonesome
We'll be lonely to the way. I truly do not fucking care
Sorry
How we frag arro
Hmm, that will beat your ass though.
Good night!
More Duelos please yes indeed, you definitely are the right to shot my choices kids.
They spell the first negative status effect received in game 2AP.
I bet that works on uh, I bet that works when inverted wears off.
Uh, Yeti 100 beats for 7?
I wonder if it works when it wears off.
We into ocean now
What do you think coral tastes like I bet that shit's delicious man
Can I get a can't get some dolphin fin soup with some fucking coral please?
Holy shit
His rocks
They look so good
it cannot be dolphins are the IDF of the sea
I've heard some things I've heard some things I've heard some things
Good shut up you're getting too political
The fuck up
How did the the chance 24 hours ring out I watched some of the summer ant last night
but I was gaming.
He's dead.
Oh
Adderall withdrawal suit I mean 24 hours
That doesn't that doesn't ring my Adderall bell dude, you know, I mean
Now
14 15 13 12 hours every day for several years
Sure buddy.
this close capturing sucks oh my god I forgot we had that dude
Charlie, Charlie, Kirkky.
I just popped a perky.
Ah!
If Twitch chat reads this, gay.
What was that noise?
Excuse me, hello?
I think I will kill you.
I think you will die.
You take a prescribed interval every day for the past 11 years for autism and my fucked
up?
No man.
No dog.
There's like a side bath, right?
Am I dumb?
I'm kinda like wandering around right now, like a dumb, like a dumb bitch.
dumb abbey where my full free aim build on this I just have a lot of things give
me AP back when I shoot at them that's pretty much it ready I come for the
Prepare to meet your dude.
Wait, some big suck lads here.
He gonna suck.
That was as much damage as the Gustav move, by the way.
Okay, I'll...
Okay, what weapon are you using?
What weapon is this?
Hello?
Now perish.
I change his weapon.
I don't remember why I did that.
I think it's because I didn't have enough materials to take the weapon I was using to 20.
And this one we found above 20.
They aren't even counter-attacking anymore?
Yeah, that's for when they duke at her attack.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
It's called a layer defense.
I'm a tactical genius.
It's on Sue-esque.
S-U-E.
Okay.
That's not how you spell an April.
99!
99!
Need a hand.
Oh, man!
Nice.
I do not care about you
Wait hold up.
Make sure they AP cunt.
Oh
Oh
We're in soccer potot land dude
It's like we're going through all the zones that we went through in the game.
Prior to being here.
Where's the Saka Patat?
Dude, you gotta bury that!
You're a noob.
Noob big.
That's Gamble.
Gamble successful.
Okay, okay, wait there bunny
the cover of an album dude and he's kind of slain it a little bit
Damn!
Fentanyl Nation, dude.
He ain't sleep, thanks for 7.
They're hitting that shit.
On dog.
Stop moving.
Brother!
got there. I messed up. Here we go. RNG. Nice. Nice. And what, twice not enough. I'll
last.
Lanterns? This means we go the other way.
Ewww.
Hon hon
Anything to suck the longest shit of my life today?
What happened?
What happened?
You literally explained what happened. I want to know what happened before that
What do we you don't have Taco Bell in your name
May have Taco Bell
Wait, is this literally the zone I don't think so
So, Widowie, do not make fun of my speech impediment.
Puts Glock on table.
Last one here.
I can hear it.
Takes Glock.
Oh, my two armed Italian bodyguards mow you down.
Nice try, dude, nice try.
You're not Italian.
You are now.
Nice.
The damage taken is randomly multiplied by a value between 50 and 200%.
That sucks.
good.
Wait, maybe you could have used spam defense.
34% crit though.
Crit this.
it's not the minds of Moria.
Anyone who did this in their room alone is extremely performative, by the way.
Whee!
Nice.
Performative to who? God.
Jesus.
You are my cookie? Thanks for something? You, Janus, thanks for something?
Real you, Janus.
Thanks for him.
Yippee!
Mom, I've been a bad boy mom
But she's got shorter hair guys, but why?
Oh
She hates you bro, she hates you cuz you're fucking loser
What does school for music and not painting so she hates you
Who is she fighting?
Moonflexing is me literacy?
Universal and Renoir look very similar to mine, okay.
What's your parents who flexed their sexual health literacy and music condom?
Where's the fuckin'...
...BOLD?
Team Sleepix or something?
Hmm...
I feel like we need to relax...
I don't know...
Lanterns.
Lanterns.
Always Lanterns.
This way, mate.
What even is this supposed to mean?
Up the tank?
Best tank?
Roll laps to Anus?
Nice.
Not where I would have gone personally, but...
I
Already buddy
I messed up too many bullets
Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye to everybody. Goodbye to the people who hated me.
Good bye, good bye to everybody.
Thomas Hopefield.
Miss Secret on the other side?
What?
Hello mime-chan.
Painter's heart right above us with colon right here.
That's a lot of shields.
So many.
God, am I stupid or what?
Oh!
Never punished.
Time to end this.
Ah, I can't do it.
Oh wait, I can only have one extra turn!
Oops.
I was gonna try- my plan was to get an extra turn by breaking the shields with my ale,
But then I forgot I can only have one extra turn anyway
Lord
We shoot gun, we'll shoot gun
Watch out my ass
Voluminous French
civilian
give her a beard if i could i would brother
geomoco thanks for 7th
hold on
where's my m-
Where's my fucking mouse?
Where is- dude what?
Interesting.
Interesting, Gertrude and Nicola accessing result.
Hello, professional streamer, I mean I am a professional streamer.
I deduced that the game was arresting my mouse because I was using a gamepad until
I go I went to the settings menu right I use the settings menu to escape the game
The Matrix, you could say.
Anyone else in the Husser's University?
Free to rush!
Why did I- Oh, I know.
Furnit, FANIT, FANIT, FANIT, FANIT, FANIT, FANIT
Un... YARD
And now, it's time.
Now perish!
Was that cool?
Sweats?
No? Okay.
may have to would prefer that I extracted with three oranges and advantage
plus one AP on the hitting an enemy's weakness once per turn that's really good
but it's like 15 luminaries
when I'm able to twitch name them close got you to your mods don't have to suffer
They're not typing, okay. I think that's literally...
That might be proprietary software, I'm not sure.
I mean they've type race before I'm pretty sure verbal types like 110 or some shit maybe
more than 99.
I'm going through all the zones that I've been through.
What do I need subs though?
There's at least one deaf person watching the stream.
they felt like doing it. Pretty much of it. There's no rhyme, no reason, dude. Good stuff.
Dude, just climb the spike. I'm pretty sure that's shitty even sharp here. He's not
Did I even hear him?
Yeah.
He died of deafness.
It was terrible.
She's so strong.
Wow.
innate 200% damage bonus XD. Omega LoL, good stuff. Omega LoL. I have this outfit. Can
I probably just forgot something.
Puts a gun on table.
Hey.
How many guns do I have?
So many.
I mean I went to Walmart the other day so you know I had to come back with a new one.
know I had to get strapped up again normal amount zero yeah maybe pussy beta
bitch amount is zero
you know who use guns weeaboo nobunaga Oda
Never heard of her?
Alright man.
You think you're cooler than me?
Is that who that is?
He died though?
He was betrayed!
Spoilers? It's history, probably.
No one knows the stuff aside from weaves? Oh yeah, then how come I know?
Riddle me that. Know it all? Big?
Is this where the doggie is?
It's Gustav's grave!
Come Sophie, dance.
What have we here?
La Mordun Mede.
Hmm.
His little grin.
This must be the paper.
So drowned of his batist creation.
But at least those memories remain.
What hurts more are the memories I made.
The conversations we'll never have.
The time we'll never spend.
I want rage...
to consume me.
Anything to fill the hollow.
But rage won't come.
And...
I just float in an endless nothingness.
The person I cannot be around is Alicia.
Her pain is a broken mirror.
The charge reflecting back tenfold and every moment with her the cuts deepen and I feel myself unravelling.
I know what you'll say,
but this is the first time I've felt any success.
So if you move in today, my heart beats again.
We know Renoir, Aline is the painter.
Alicia is either male or the white hair girl.
So and we know the Verso is not Verso.
So he is probably Simon, which is based on... this.
What does that mean?
there's no context really for me right now you imagine being this fucking rich
dude you got you got window floors holy fuck why the shit gonna break your house
Most of you have taken spawn. Dude, this is it right here.
Hahaha. Literally this. Holy shit.
Ewww.
Can I go over 99? Now we know.
I mean, I guess luck makes the most sense.
Yippee!
33 luck.
Ooh, that's the name of the game!
Are you ready to play the game?
I
Teleport oh wait there's another path back there was
Yes, I missed a path around the mime right
What is this subtitle bullshit
Does reading offend you so, chatter?
Alright, it's not even, it's not even, like, obtrusive.
Are those fucking words?
No!
No!
All right, Rebecca Monaco station
Guys, I saw a picture of Hillary Clinton at her wedding
Holy fuck man
You saw it
Was Epstein there? Yeah, no, but also Bill wasn't either. He was with Epstein. On the plane.
Sorry for getting political. I'll be right back.
I
Oh, yeah
You can come to me like this
Come with me like this
Oh, the proof of living
Oh, yeah
I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
Can't stop dancing tonight
Jumping out
She can't help but move on to you
Don't stop music, don't matter
No, but it's your fight and love
I
If you can't speak, you can just got what it says.
Where did I hear it go on the back of my head?
K-4 Ponger, major 7.
I found it.
The greatest expedition.
No, not the hair.
Dude, stop yelling at her.
Stop.
What did she do?
Oh no.
That's so fucking sad.
It's not good for you, buddy.
the
We were right these closed captions can't hear it's a fucking robot
Was that trash mob yeah, I'm pretty sure it was trash mob
Oh, lovely.
Smurfs.
Come here.
I hit the wrong button.
Take that! And that!
Give me something cool.
Give me something great.
Ooh, lovely.
Ooh. I still haven't explained Chroma, by the way.
Is it like Tiberium?
Command and Conquer?
It's like Tyver septum?
Oh shit.
That's the motherfucking ember.
That's how much so my joints really slowed me down.
Is this what cold feels like?
Yeah.
Yeah
Kind of beat your ass
Let's do versa
Oh, nice one.
Headshot.
I got a kick out of our duel. Let me know if you want to shoot the real stuff.
Ooh.
Got Gargolon?
Gargolon what?
Gargolon these.
Oh
My
Attacked the wrong guy
Oops.
He's a meaner, dark dammit.
It's fucking annoying.
Weeeeeeer.
Stanky Wang? Thanks for subbing this name.
Stanky Wang.
That was a nice one.
That was a nice one.
That was a nice one.
Thomas Fredson thinks we're something.
Real historical figure, Thomas Fredson.
Doro?
The Doro ruined my life.
So fucking tired.
Can't even play the fucking piano, dude.
An advantage.
An advantage, shut up.
I don't even use you anymore.
I'm here again again again again so I guess the boy is we were wearing an outfit in the
flashbacks and it's been worse the whole time welcome to my train station where do you want
go door train station yes and my mom just bought me a new train yeah my mom
bought you an entire train yes she knows how much I love them what turns
back to admire is training we're gonna take us from here next six stations
Let me air my hometown.
We'll stay here for now.
I can't get over there. I'm a weakling.
Okay.
the one deaf viewer. You've been outvoted by ableist scum.
Yeah, one of you guys in chat's gonna go deaf one day in the future and you're gonna
I can't think back to this exact moment by the way.
Should I have been more kind?
Is your villain moment?
My villain moment was Doom the Dark Ages.
We've been here before this is where Sophie this is where we we kissed
Wow.
Welcome, boys.
Merry belated Christmas.
Brother man.
Daps you up.
Hey, it's much love, brother man.
Brother?
Brother?
Look at all this gold.
I'm rich!
Surprise!
of
the
death
of
death
of
I'm drinking dark roast coffee right now I don't like dark roast as much as I like other
coffee.
Why?
I feel like it's trying too hard, you know what I mean. Does that make sense?
It's like, oh yeah, we get it, bro. You're coffee, man. It's not even particularly stronger either,
just taste them normally that's the point I know
He's playing the song.
It looked like it for a second.
I don't understand, but so, are you okay?
Yeah, fine.
Let's keep moving.
We're almost at the top.
Me when I'm as stupid as fuck, oblivious part, remember?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
He is farming ever.
You okay?
Oh
Look how any mushrooms
Good stuff
Look dapper today?
I really just need to make sure the line isn't cool.
Yeah, we lyin'.
Classic.
fight the classic liars gambit
load
I wonder if this is the side area
That was that one, man?
A loom weapon?
The new 4K camera looks so much better than the old trash camera.
It's not the new camera.
Also shut up.
Goodbye.
Charlotte 17.
We finally installed the last set of grapple points with only days to spare.
And for the first time I feel real hope.
This is our gift for all the expeditions to come.
I am incredibly proud of our team.
Interior of the monolith is perhaps the harshest landscape we've encountered.
The final set of gravel points were excruciatingly complex to place and required painstaking focus and skill.
That we were bold. We were ambitious and we refused to stop.
There's no other group of people I'd rather be with and it is an honour to die by their side.
It's fitting that we greet our end together, within the monolith that has loomed over us for so long.
Though this nevron has won the battle, the expeditions shall win the war.
Tomorrow is here.
How'd they get here?
I guess the barrier wasn't always there. Maybe it was put up after this.
Oh, they wrong warped, man.
Frame perfect wrong warped, dude.
Damn!
Damn!
I mean, there must not have been a barrier.
Sorry, there's a little bit of fear around it, too.
Y'all seeing that?
Uh, excuse me.
depressing cityscape yeah it reminds me of the the patio outside of the mall
where the guys were bloody old
if she was dead
hey guys
player skewer
what
what
Not a chance buddy.
I hit the button one too many times.
Grimaceo.
It's physical, Agilok.
Oh shit.
Looks cool, dude.
I found a Claire of score dude I found it
He's a cop
New down our piece move down move down
It seems like a move-pickle I would do in Dragon Ball, dude.
Not sure right there.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Maybe the one boss, El Gordita or whatever?
Is it the Rock?
It is what I will think this kind of...
I think this.
They're obscures in the name of the painting technique.
They use a strong contrast with light and dark.
You know, I...
I meant to Google that, but I kind of decided I was like...
Maybe I shouldn't fall like...
then I thought you know there's people who probably know that when they saw the
name of the game so like it's not like it's a big secret at that point
because we have an education that you're an art major that's cool man what's
the special today at Starbucks I'm so fucking sorry I'm sorry I'm so fucking
sorry I'm called for
we
the void who we fight with the void
Well, go back to the favelas, you're a weak kid.
May I say who's up?
DJ, thanks for something.
You won't make it. You're a weak kid. Go back to the favelas.
Sorry.
dude what if he is Renoir we I mentioned that is a possibility right
because they have the same scar different eyes I mentioned the possibility of male
I'll also be in the little girl, but...
We're taking that down.
She's not the only one who grieves, and the pain of losing you, she made me inherited.
Punishment, perhaps, for not being there when it mattered.
I refuse to lose my son.
That son was a stranger.
But you're not!
You're not.
You lost me years ago, and I lost you.
So you leave us no choice.
Tell me, how are you different from her in doing this?
I'm tired.
So trust me.
Trust me, we are a family, families come to get it.
If saving you means losing you, then so be it.
We only need to incapacitate him.
We'll find a way to kill him.
Dude.
None of this matters.
Your sister deserves more.
You're outclassed.
Get 32 burns, guys.
That's right.
of
Oh
Remember who your real family is.
It's not her.
It's your sister, your mother, me.
We are your family.
He would condemn us all to die for what?
Who you really save with your sacrifice.
Sister and your mother?
Your mother?
You're too drunk to know who an illusion is to understand.
Then let us celebrate the second destruction of the dishonour family!
This is all you have left of your son destroying it and bringing your wife back.
You will only destroy it the last time you have to meet each other.
Oh
I need it, Gustav.
Hey, how did you do that?
Yeah, now's all the time, bro.
Sure.
The curator felt it.
Can you do it again?
I don't know.
I think so.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I think I can.
What did Van Waal mean?
The things he said to the curator.
I'm not sure.
She's through there. Yeah.
Behind this door is the future of Umiya.
What every expedition has worked towards.
I have trust in us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're... outside.
She's there.
I can feel her.
We need to be as prepared as possible.
Once we go up, there's no turning back.
to be as prepared as possible. Once we go up, there's no turning back.
Oh
Why isn't she looking at us the painters she looks like the curator her noir
He mentioned the creator's wife.
She's the painter's.
You've... come back.
The fire... are you really here?
Is he?
Oh, is he playing tricks again?
Alicia
Alicia
What about my face?
Are you going to burn it again?
Alicia is your daughter.
And Maya reminds you of her.
The daughter you lost.
Come along.
Let's go home.
Yes. You need to go home.
This is another trick of mine.
She's not Alisa.
You are not my classes.
No.
Who's who's dead?
No. No.
You are his creations. Not mine.
You will not take this canvas from me.
This is what we created the expedition for.
That's her combat pose!
So skinny man.
I can't it was only me pairing I
Good dog
I miss one.
I don't like this.
She brought the fucking golem and...
Woohoo!
And there!
Let's go!
Why doesn't S.K.A. just punch this bitch?
One shot.
Yeah, that's when things resupply.
Why aren't we on Eskia?
I guess we are.
Weird.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
No way
It's all we need brother
Oh cheaters to making it take down.
We've seen above their heads.
Tell your father to meet him till he comes for me.
Oh
I
Said
Dumb hello
But she'll hit Rin War while he's on the ground, got it.
No.
We're not done yet.
Oh
Here's your car
That fucked up
Anyway steel trike
Ready to strike.
Arclimabics for 7?
I still really don't know what's going on.
What is chroma?
What is the canvas?
Hi.
Hi.
Yes, now.
Kids again.
Yes, now.
What up, dude?
Hi.
You don't touch her, bro.
seems incredibly foolish.
This bitch hacked us before she died.
Dude, imagine how hype it would be to see that shit happen, dude.
She's gone.
She's gone.
It's done.
You're free.
You are all free.
Is this...
...real?
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure Gustav's watching over us.
Hey, come.
Wanna plant it?
Oh, shit.
You know presumably there'll be no one coming after right?
symbolic
That ain't gonna stay lady
Let's go home.
Yeah.
She's doing her combat pose, dude.
Still feel immortal?
There was nothing yesterday.
Shall we test it out?
I appreciate the offer.
Amanoko, you've been extra quiet since we got to the monolith.
Have I?
What now?
We go back to Lumiere and life goes on.
Yeah, decades and decades in front of us.
Guess this is how it feels to be immortal.
What do we do now for this time?
The expedition might be over, but we're not done yet.
There's so many questions left to answer.
Literally every question, by the way.
Not exaggerating.
Literally every single one.
He's not what we were wearing, dude!
It seems like in every cutscene the party is like centerpiece and like they don't ever
move independent of each other.
This is a different kind of cutscene though.
This is an actual movie cutscene.
Which is not what almost all of the other ones have been.
I don't know what the other ones were.
an engine cutscenes with like a weird filter and 30fps applied for some reason?
It's Gustav's sister.
Yeah, he's dead, bro. Sorry, man.
He looks pissed man!
Brother, I tire of the conflicts and deceptions that plague us.
our family and theirs. So I entrust you with this letter. Whether you give it to her is
up to you. I am at peace with what's to come. When the time comes, I hope you will be too.
Maya, it's strange feeling watching you with my brother, laughing and smiling without the
scars or the memories that afflict me.
Alicia, as she was meant to be, not this painted version that I am.
My family, a facsimile of yours, and this world, a mirror, painted by your mother, the
Patress, to stave off her grief, seeing your expedition through would plunge us all into
the abyss.
For in ridding world of the Patress, you'd lose the sole force standing against the
The one who would erase us, the one who invokes the flowers of the Gwache, an act of love
for he does love her.
Your father, on her monolith, she paints a warning for us all, of the few she can
save as her power wanes.
We all wish for our families to thrive, your family, however, believes only one can survive.
But perhaps you'll find another way.
You who have lived amongst us, perhaps you differ from your father and your sister.
As I differ from mine, your mother paints life as your father, death.
What will you bring?
Oh
Oh
Damn
I
I
Just went to sleep in her fucking chaps dude. What the hell?
Full boots in the bed. Jesus.
Is she missing an eye? What was that?
I mean, she's just fucked up.
Alicia?
Good, you're awake. Come downstairs.
She is.
This shit ain't real bros.
What was written on that letter?
Does anyone remember or know?
Smile?
No, sorry.
No, not written on the paper inside of the letter.
The letter itself.
Do I want a transcription? Yeah.
Why would he wait to read that?
Also, he... Verso knew the whole time.
So he literally was just trying to kill everybody.
What a fucking piece of shit.
No, the sorry, I'm not trying to get short with you.
Um, there, there was a, there was like a five word message in French on the letter itself.
Did it say hey bitch read this after you kill mom like what like what did it say like when was the
Yeah, right there
The a red a what does that mean?
the game. Let's dance in the
light and dark. A life to dream
about. Sorry. A life spent
dreaming.
Okay.
We'll be right back.
Okie dokie!
You're my only one.
Base game, how did I never see this?
Do I suck?
Chasta boys though, Chasta boys
F***ing!
I was about to say this shit's easy bro
All right, it's a Christmas miracle God is
You
I
Oh
I
I
Sorry
My neighbors needed help with something Apologies
Sure
Sorry Emily, sorry
I'm sorry Mike.
Yeah, I don't remember where that is.
Yep.
Now I do.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit
No, I patch, huh kind of gross
Finally.
Our little shadow is awake.
Yeah girl.
Our parents are quite the stubborn pair. They're still fighting each other inside the canvas.
He has her imprisoned at the top of the monolith and she has him trapped beneath. It's a stalemate.
You're as bad as Alene. He's not Verso. He's a painted copy built from our mother's memories.
You do well to remember that.
Yeah.
Don't roll your eyes at me, sister dear.
I know you're not a child, but you're not grown either.
And too many in our family have lost all caution and sense of late.
Here is...
Don't roll your eyes at too many in our...
They've spent longer than this in other canvases. It's not that dire.
Yes, I know. My mom's been in there for quite a while already. Renoir is wasting time in there, trying to help someone who doesn't want his help.
We have more urgent matters to attend to.
Help her do what? Run away and hide? She's already succeeded there. Honestly, if Aleen
wants to numb herself in the canvas, then let her. Grief is no excuse. We're all grieving.
She's a grown woman and she was the head of the Painters' Council. She failed her
responsibilities I don't have time to coddle her and before Verso died she
would have said the same I already have Alina is more skilled in
Henoir but I've tipped the scales in his favor I have my pets in place she who
controls chroma controls the canvas I can't take her chroma but I can keep it
returning to her. Yes, it's enough. It's just a matter of time. As she weakens,
Renoir is able to erase her oldest creations with the exception of her obscene fake family.
She's made them immortal, but luckily they're also quite useless.
I need you to take care of yourself while I'm gone.
Don't be naive. The world doesn't stop simply because our family is in mourning. The conflict
is spreading and there are things I must do if we painters are to survive. You will do
nothing. You're too weak to do anything useful. You'd be a liability. The writers used you
against us once before. They won't hesitate to use you again. And I can't promise
that I'll make the same choice Verso made. Verso traded his life for yours. They're both
loved and hate him for that. The damn fool. Although, if you really want to be useful
then enter the canvas and help Renoir. I need him back here sooner rather than later.
I'll fight this war alone if I have to, but I'd really rather not. Can you handle
that? Lest you forget, the only reason those two are in there is because your naivety cost
Verso his life. Good. Go to the canvas when you're ready, and repaint your throat when
you're in there, before you completely forget how to have a conversation.
Okay, bitch.
That's my house, I think.
Versus childhood canvas where we used to play.
Repainted Eskia in Monaco.
And we're Mama on and Papa on Alpha, he is right, it's my fault she'll fix this.
And I do want to fix this, I do if I can verse a word.
And it would be nice to talk and breathe again without pain, without my face being
hurt.
I thought that's the reason to do this, you know, it's the right thing to do
after everything I've caused.
If we bring Mamaw out of the canvas, she'll try to return.
We must hide to the canvas.
Well reasoned.
And such a clever hiding spot you've chosen.
She'll still find it, but I'm impressed.
There's only true events if you destroy the campus.
coming
and that means stopping the final silverversus soul from painting
See? It wasn't so hard.
That's the lean's karma. Stay calm. Don't let it take control of you.
Calm, at least your little paint over you.
It's a vicious start.
Well, you're about to be reborn in this world as one of Indian's creations.
Have fun.
At least this will keep you out of trouble until I get back.
She's got unbirth, dude.
Oh, no.
She's a girl!
She's a girl. She's a girl.
She's beautiful.
What a lovely voice.
My love, can you decide her name?
John.
Yes.
Oh, my darling girl.
We have precious little time together.
You'll never know us.
But I want you to know that you are loved.
I want you to know that you are not alone.
You are always being a beautiful child I held in my arms.
You will smile the brightest smile.
You will cry iridescent tears.
You will know love.
And you will know pain.
You will know lots of too well because we live in an unforgiving world, but you are strong
and you will survive.
You will struggle and you will learn.
You'll find people to call your own and you'll shine as their guiding light, but you will
change the world and the people around you.
forever be our princess. That's what her name means, dude. I have decided on her name.
And her name will be...
Seal.
My Anna.
Always love a good fake outending, dude.
I think I do, too, but I'm not really a vassal, and you're not really my ally.
You're not Verso, no.
You look and sound just like him, but you're you.
I'm still my elbow.
You should have helped me remember.
Yeah, I wanted to, but I'm sorry, that's it.
Listen to me more, if I hadn't trusted the writer's verse, it would still be alive.
Wouldn't exist.
Wouldn't be caught in the middle.
My mom did a terrible thing painting you into Verso's canvas, giving you his memories.
Pretending the fire only took me.
But I'm glad you exist.
Your father was right to arrest everyone as better this way.
Better for who?
First I would never have wanted his campus gone.
He loved Esquiae and his gestures and grandkids.
It was killing me.
Our mother.
Staying here so long in a make-believe world.
With her make-believe family.
It's not make-believe. It's not. You're not. To me.
Papa's here. He'll help me fix Lumiere.
Why?
Mama painted a rather unflattering portrait of him.
He's much warmer than the Renoir, you know.
I bet.
Your father was the one erasing everyone.
Why would he help repaint everything?
I hid the canvas before I entered, so my mom can't come back again.
There's no need to erase the canvas anymore.
He'll want you to go home.
I'm not at risk like my mom.
I haven't been in this canvas that long.
Besides, Papa has a soft spot for me. He'll listen.
Well, like, when we fought that one guy and Verso was like, that was Verso wasn't just
It's like another instance of his mom like painting her son into existence.
Oh, we do different...
We do different...
Some of them are different.
Hmm just these ones are different
I
Damn
Oh, it's only five.
I'll see you in a minute.
Hell.
Dude, this is literally an Issa guy story, man.
Holy shit.
French Issa guy man.
Demon Zero thinks her 7 says I'm gay? That's cool.
and
I thought I told you to stay home, let me clean my bodies at home.
at him say Eileen's finest work I regret that it caused you so much pain what
Eileen did was unfair to you most of all please accept that there's some other
families apologies I know it seems absurd tell off
of living in his recompense but perhaps that's the outcome we both desire I'm proud of you
getting your mother out of the canvas was not easy once we erase the canvas we won't have to
worry anymore she's home now why they know your mother first so painted this canvas it contains
a piece of his soul she'll never willingly part with it for the sake of the living
We must... part with the dead.
No, Papa. See, I... I hid the canvas!
She will always find it!
This is our only opportunity.
While she's too sick from her prolonged descent into the canvas to return.
No...
Papa...
Papa, please...
This is Vasa's only canvas!
You can't destroy the last piece of him that we have!
This is my home now! You can't just decide...
You're home?
After all that with your mother, you want to stay?
You know how little remains of my life outside.
Alicia, you'll die.
You've already been here longer than you should.
But...
No.
Look at me. I said no.
I am not letting my daughter risk her life.
Alicia!
I'm not, Mama.
I'm not going to lose myself if I stay.
I know full well you will,
and I am not doing this again!
It's time to go home.
Yeah, fuck you, bitch.
Oh, I got to use Malachi, dude, that's so sad.
Do it, dude!
Really not doing a good job of stopping this, buddy.
Peace!
I
Was Monica sitting on
I did it so easily.
What am I doing wrong?
You need more juice.
It's only been a day since you remembered your pantricide.
We've been leaving you.
Remember them.
Dude, do go stop.
Painting isn't about verisimility, he's not even real, you can do it!
Truth.
Who they are.
Your father made the axels, right?
She who plays with wonder, he who guards truth with lies.
They're the essence of your mother...
...and your brother.
please tell them they're not real bro please tell them they're not real
We have much to talk about.
Please explain everything dude.
It was a paradise thing for some of us.
Please tell them that they're literally not real dude.
So you were her daughter.
And you were a painter too.
So cool.
Right?
And you.
You knew this whole time.
You fucking coward.
You betrayed us.
Which one?
them back too yeah everyone we've lost yeah but I need chroma and papa controls
all the chroma in the canvas chroma chroma no not all of it the expeditions
the ones killed by neverons Gustav noticed their chroma remains in their
bodies. They never dissipated, like the Gommage.
Hmm. It's all Kramer and not Pule. It won't be like bringing the two of you back, but
we could use it in other ways.
Time for the greatest expedition in history.
I don't really know what we're doing with it, but it seems a bit early to call it the
greatest one, but...
we're all upgrade my shit now
four of five not a good score not a good score
We have to push Papar out of the canvas before he erases everything.
I'm surprised he hasn't already.
He's been weakened by his battle with Rommel.
That's probably why he hasn't come after us.
But it won't stop him for long.
If you and your father keep fighting, you risk breaking the world again.
Another fracture, but at this time, it might be you trapped inside the Monolith.
What's the alternative?
Maybe...
Maybe you should go home.
Yes, sir.
You're fighting each other, but you're all doing the same thing.
No.
Eileen wants us on back.
Hanoi wants you and Eileen back.
You want Gustav back, the cycle we needed to break.
Wasn't the Gommage.
It's your family's cycle of grief.
Our whole world carries the burden of your family's grief.
not real though so I mean he's kind of real I guess a little bit tiny bit
save it you did what you felt you had to of course you were wrong
I thought you'd be more upset.
I was.
I got over it.
Everything I knew about her world is wrong.
And you know what?
I don't care.
Cause death isn't death anymore.
And that means...
I can see my husband again.
See how?
Oh please.
I'd sacrifice you in a heartbeat to get him back so I understand
you're good thank you as long as you help me bring Pierre back you only you
got it damn cocked so mad I was right not to trust you how long would you
You have done in my position.
I wouldn't have betrayed my expedition.
I would have warned them that everyone they cared about was about to be erased.
That they were about to be erased.
I would have told them the truth.
Because after everything we've been through, we deserved that.
So you choose your expedition over your mother.
That's your problem.
You think in false dichotomies.
It wasn't an either or situation.
Other solutions were possible if you'd only trusted us enough to ask.
I want you know now
Would you have helped me force my mother out of the cameras?
I don't apologize for saying
But I am sorry I broke your trust
And they will do everything I can to help bring everyone back
I guess we'll see
Where's my bro at do you at least one one guy's not mad at me, right?
Not to say I told you so, but I do believe that I did, in fact, tell you so.
Thanks for the support.
Was it worth it?
What will you do now?
I'll do my best to win their trust back.
Quite a steep hill to climb.
world kind of reveres his like weird childhood creations is like mythical, right?
Bad things happen when we get mad.
I know.
But I can never be mad at you.
Thanks bro.
I
Was her hair white nice hair
Okay
That I can't believe there's another world out there was the light a world. I'll never get to see
sorry, I
didn't
my memories I
I would have told you if I knew.
Dude, I like this RPG in the way that it tells a story a lot because it doesn't...
A lot of the reasons I like JRPGs growing up is because they were mechanically interesting to me, right?
The story was always kind of like a side thing.
And as I got older, I realized it's because those stories and those old JRPGs are so poorly translated that they end up just being kind of like a shit read, pretty much, but like, this game doesn't have a shitty translation, and they don't do any of like the fucking lame JRPG tropes either.
like the miscommunication trope that's a what that's one that I super don't like
that like that's why I was like please tell them what that they're not real please tell them
that are real because there exists an alternate universe where japan made player obscure and
mail brings them back and she doesn't fucking tell them you know what I mean like
and there's no like meandering dialogue either which is nice
Unless it's like deliberately
You lived among us you're one of us mongus even if you're also one of them
Like all the dialogue is like pretty like
No miscommunication no
It's succinct good
So weird.
I have memories of two childhoods.
Two homes. Two numien.
You're not an orphan anymore.
You just found your family.
Don't you want to be with them?
I love my family, but...
they're all gone.
In one way or another.
And you are my family too.
so Gustaf and Emma and I didn't see it at the time all the families who took
turns taking care of me this is a lot to take in yeah but for the first time in
a long time I have hope
Bleh!
Knowing what you know now, you care more or less about the people in the canvas.
I actually care more about these characters now that I know that they're not real.
Because I think it's interesting...
that they basically get to grapple with the fact that they they they are not
real like to put it simply they're not really so I think it's interesting
Like what's gonna happen like will the world exist independent of real world?
Right at that point is a real or fake it's real right it is real miles right it is real
It is real
It's okay, it's like a
It's like another plane of existence that's what it is
But this game still ahead I mean I really like where the story is at right now
But the game has a has potential to flub it pretty hard like this is like the painter's guild or the writer's
Builder whatever the fuck that shit is man, like
There's still opportunity there to be really fucking lame
I'm not looking at chat so everyone needs at least five.
Um, let's get you caught up.
an Angie Luck weapon. Did we not? It was the dream one. I mean this is the weapon. This
This has to be the one.
Where is... oh wait, hold on.
I
doing a lightning strike on critical it seems like so fucking good because he
even has an ability that hits like 13 fucking dives
I don't know
but generating more AP is good too so
I think we'll go with this.
Can't use it yet, but we will. That's big scaling right there.
I mean, this is the only one that I would think is useful, but like the wording is so
So vague in the description of the ad, like this is extreme single target damage, 5 hits.
Particularly it's still double damage, right?
9 AP, right?
This is high single target 5 hits.
This is 8 AP, 1 hit.
I don't know.
Let me avoid damage like Gigafux or some shit.
Is that Gigaflux or something?
It's time to become painter Jesus.
I don't know if you want to bring that guy back, I guess she's not even bringing him
back, she's just sucking him.
Um, I will say it's kind of fucked up for mail to kind of want to like stay in here,
though.
like we get it you got your eyeball back and you could talk that's nice man
what about all these fake real people
She's in constant pain, IRL, what should she do?
I mean, there's no right answer, but your answer is effectively saying like, yeah, maybe
we should just like keep her on like drugs all the time.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, let's just keep her like, well-medicated.
There is no way to answer it.
Once we're ready, we can head to Nia.
Wee!
Hey, what was this?
Whaaaaaaw!
End of the Tide!
Dark Shores.
I believe we can use health modifiers for enemies now?
Why would I do that?
Why would I do that?
Oh, this is where we landed!
Ah, fuck, loons of micro.
What are you looking at? Turn around.
I don't even know what kind of weapon it is, I think it's probably Darthos.
35k, baby.
She is not equipped.
Yeah, that does not concern me.
Oh
All right
Oh no.
They baited me.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
They baited me.
Oh well.
I'm done.
HAHAHAHA!
Here we go.
Let's get this dumb bitch out of our party, shall we?
Her weapon?
Not dark.
Very good.
Now we're playing the RPG, boys.
I don't remember using her buildings now.
I'm beefed up
the
Block it you fuck!
Um...
Oh when we're in twilight it can burst our damage.
I
Endure the seal butter
Oh, damn.
Jesus.
Goofy.
I
All right
I
Corpeso
acquire the loot, I must.
Um, we gotta get our shit together.
and dole in the air, dude.
Woohoo!
Fresh moon!
Yeah, I doubt it, man. I doubt it.
why are you so weak oh I know it was a percentage of the rage big
we're gonna find a couple more packs
Look at how dead John beat him up.
Finally, we have our airship.
Let's go to the island of heaven and hell.
The fuck was I called it while I was here?
We're the mobs, Abra.
spot it
well well well well well well well
My parents' disappointment thinks we're something in bubbly lock?
Oh, yeah we got it.
Yippee!
It's time to realize your potential.
I
Got so many points
I don't think male has warming up nope she's warming up
I think Seel's wearing powerful shots which is why it seems like she's randomly... no.
So we're putting Relab back on.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Um...
Man, I really don't like...
We can just camp a little, actually.
get off
who's going to upgrade all pictures now I can do it
I can do it shut up you're not special
Special
What
You have what you do not have real now you do yippee
I'm kind of point starved here a little bit.
She has a 7 right here.
There's so much HP on it though, man.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Go ahead and unleash a wee bit.
Give it the old Unleash Arena.
Boom.
You health and defense that's very very nice very nice
Also might be per gradient charge consumed
I think
We will do this.
Wait.
We need more color before we can move shit around.
It's so much crit, but it's only like it's three on the inside, I don't know.
We don't really have many like super high stat pickdos, like we can do warming up, but Verso's
wearing it.
We're gonna level our pickdos up a bit so that we can move them around so that we
We can wear the high Lumina cost ones and then stack up the weaker ones.
I don't usually get this nervous, but oh I'm nervous yeah I can see that it's not
that I didn't care before I cared about the mission but now now it's possible
Hmm
I cut coded buddy
One half sex about it catch a joint did eski put you up to this
Clearly eski such a little trickster he keeps trying to get me into the water. He did say you're a terrible swimmer
This game well you always seem uneasy when we travel over water you should learn to swim
That way you can save me if I fall into the water you can save yourself what happened to teamwork
What if I'm injured or unconscious your hypothetical situation is quite specific I
Guess it is a good idea though. It is go get changed immediately at the leg
They're going to show it?
First of all, it's going to get changed.
First of all, it reveals that they keep secret swimsuits in Monica's bag, and it lays swimsuits
well just in case.
Sneaky versus.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Yeah, the reason I like this story more now that I know that it's basically like another
dimension almost it's real but not real I need more because
well we'll come back to that I actually just lost my thought
inspirational story I was also the swim captain at school I lost my trade
thought is that supposed to be impressive that you swam with other
kids a hundred years ago I'm still a good swimmer now it's not something you
forget. Oh bro, Winfrey, thanks yourself. Come on, let me help. It's about control. We
need to help you feel in control of the situation. Give you time and space to
react and not panic. Right then. Oh, wise and skillful swim captain. What first?
Just sit here in the water for a little bit.
I would be so surprised if she moves into the water.
Then, when you're comfortable, you'll go a bit deeper.
We're about to get the black screen.
Until we get to the trees on the island there.
Together's our courage and it's just the water.
They don't move.
And this is what I was talking about earlier.
Like...
They don't move she means to feel more at ease
After a little while she manages one of the island which isn't a bad thing
Thank you
Like you got to look at these like
Kojima Codex, dude
Except you can see the people talking
you are indeed an excellent swimmer and teacher now let's see you swim back no
inspirational pet talk this time so you admit it was inspirational it was
something actually be feeling adventurous how about we stay here a
little longer
Uh-oh. Verso.
Please, tell- Please deny it.
Oh.
I'm afraid things are different now.
I'll help you get back.
I'm sorry.
Destroyed.
Oh.
N-no, right, of course-
You should have drawn that conclusion already, friend!
Then why?
Dude, he straighted her on an island.
He's like, wanna have sex?
You wanna have sex with me even though you told me you want to revive your dead husband?
I...
Do you think we should spend the night here, though?
You do.
Our time together was special to me.
Wait, what?!
Celebrate it. One last time.
Nope.
I don't think that's a good idea.
For me.
I'm sorry.
Don't be. Um...
Let's head back.
They share a particularly emotional moment so he feels grateful that Versa helped her
overcome her fear.
That's how you resume control of the situation, dude.
Self-cuck, he's not a cuck anymore, dude.
He overcame.
He overcame.
She's like, we can still have sex though one more time.
Pult. Seize, bitch.
Weeeer.
It's strange watching her.
I am. Fuck the husband, we will if I can.
She has the power to remake our world.
She's a Patress, but also, all my El.
Yeah. She's all my El.
No.
I don't usually get this.
Yeah, I can see.
It's...
No, it's personal.
Hmm.
I can do it again.
I know this because the chatter said to do it again.
First up, we're just healing here to talk to.
He never told me. How do you go from being farmer to running a school?
What? It's not obvious.
Oh, so, yes.
Yeah, I used to volunteer at the school.
Teaching the kids how to sail and survive in the wild.
After his death, I was in a bad place being at the school.
I still felt bad, but at least I could feel his presence.
His stories about him from the kids continue his work.
Makes sense.
I understand why your mother did what she did.
She wanted to feel closer to her son, to still feel Verso's presence.
Do you have created a copy of Pia?
If you could
know you wouldn't be the real thing.
She would.
If you ask me now, then...
no.
I'm an idiot.
I wouldn't wish that on others, but if you'd ask me back then...
Have for it.
would have done anything to see him again. To hear his voice. To feel his arms roll.
Every day I just felt the lack of him. The negative for space and you stand at it.
I just think I just think it's an interesting story right
Like she knows she's not necessarily real she knows she's a creation of someone else and that there's another world that exists outside of this one
She's still human
She admits
That if she did not have the knowledge that
She was not a if she did not have the knowledge that she was a creation then she would have
Brought her dead husband back
Because of her as a very human thing to want
But now the interesting part of a story like this for me is like seeing the character
Have that realization and being like
And like realizing that they are tiny little motherfucking ants and then like grappling with that that's interesting
It's not that deep no it's precisely that deep that's the story right at least her story this is her story
Because he drowned you don't drown myself because he tried to kill herself you idiot
When I lost Pierre I
I tried to swim away from Lumiere I
Swung for as long as I could
As far as the waves would carry me I
I also like to think about like
The person who made this shit like like is she a creation of Verso or
Is this person a creation of Verso's mom and Verso right?
Because it's his canvas whatever the fuck that means like it is
Who gave her?
Like was her fate preordained from creation is like every I obviously
There are some things out of their control like hoop. Is it preordained like it did versa do that because clearly it wasn't his mom
Right like was she always destined to marry
Pierre
Until I could no longer swim
But I
Woke up the next day in Lumiere
on the docks I
I was alive and I have no idea what happened.
What I didn't know then, what that hospital told me, was that I was pregnant.
But that I had, um, that I had lost the child.
Then you should go get it. It's in the oceans here.
I doubt it can swim.
I desperately want my Al to bring everyone back.
To bring Pierre back.
But I don't know how to tell you.
I lost our baby. She would have been sex.
I'm so sorry.
Dark and personal, right?
I've
Had similar thoughts before on a drowning specifically, but you know
You would solve a lot of problems
For everyone you're immoral dude, you're literally just fronting
You're fronting man. It's a choice
Like any other choice
I would kill me. I think about killing myself all the time like yeah, I would come back to life and
And not die, but like you know I get it I get it
But
There's a creature that versa painted into his canvas
When it always helps people when they become consumed it just came
You mean yes, yeah
Jill's confided her darkest secret of her so, bound by grief and dark thoughts, the
connection deepens.
They look at the stars, two close friends that are able to enjoy the silence together,
inspired by the evening stars. Time flew by.
Free.
M.J. Chris for each fortale consumes us the beginning of the battle.
Geez, Louise!
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Plays 10 fortale in one hit.
I mean, we probably got to grab this skill right here, honestly.
41 points.
I mean, I don't really see a point in unlocking all this stuff.
41 points? I mean I don't really see a point in unlocking all this stuff and then forgetting
what it does and having to reread it. I like to unlock it as like I'm working it into
what I'm working with.
It seems all Fortell on a target gives one AP to a party member for each Fortell consume.
We need like a 7 or 6 AP and see ya.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there an AOE 4-Tel consumption?
It's only six, that's pretty good.
What the fuck is that?
Quite in the middle.
Yeah, it's only six. That's pretty good.
...
...
...
...
...
Let's see how I actually...
Yeah, meh meh, this ability sucks cock.
Oh
We could just make her do intervention that would be funny. Well, I like the idea of making her hurt stuff
Oh, she has a break again, too
Maybe we do this one instead of phantom blade, actually.
I think we use searing bond instead of focus fortel.
It's the same amount, more AP, but we can always use it to shoot less.
still use Rush. This ability is so good. Mama Mia.
We can use gradient to kind of apply Fortell as well.
I'm kind of running out of...
They will do Twilight Dance. Tell the monster to bring back Dorro.
What did you do would you guys do
is a
Oh you guys
Oh you guys
What skill? I mean probably a berserker slash here actually, oh no. I think we got it pretty
good. I think being able to use this ability twice is maybe better. Oh no. There ain't
way this this ability probably just does so much fucking damage.
I think we're good.
Maybe we grab this instead of berserk slash then?
I rune full up.
We got more story stuff to do.
avoid skills?
Why would you use this?
It must do a fuck ton of damage.
Oh, it makes her stance-less.
It's the strongest skill in the game?
Yeah.
It costs as much as Gustavs.
They got Giga nerfed?
I think I'm going to use Gustavs anyway.
This might be nice though.
I'm pretty sure we're never using this.
We're only using Gustavs.
Might be nice to have a cheaper thing we can use if we fuck up our turn.
This?
Everyone's applying burn as well, so.
It will be interesting to see how high that number can get up.
Okay.
Can we start with the animation?
I do not really care.
But I'll show it to you guys, I guess. Maybe.
I'll be back.
Okita oki
Hmm
But that's my hat. That's how I had lost the child.
You should go get it. It's in the oceans, hell.
I doubt it can swim.
Allama, allama, allama, allama, allama, allama.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
I
this guy has style, I'll give it to him dude, I'll give it to him man, who's that, isn't
that character good?
Jeannie
It's strange. She has the power to read. Yeah
Do we get to have sex with loom? I guess we'll find out
You said you traveled with other expeditions
Yeah
Some did you ever travel with the 46 46?
No, why?
oh nothing I just I still baby what did you think
yeah fix my hair guys hang on
What is it?
My parents, they were Expedition 46.
I didn't travel with them, but I have come across their uh, the Edo period Japanese man
look finally someone gets it you have yeah once you're in silent oh I can show
you really don't expect too much yeah come on it's not far especially now
that's gay can fly no no we can't afford detours right now dude let's go see
dead parents well if you change your mind we can go anytime it's not fun on the
house because it's your own island thank you promise to show her
We got to go there I guess right close to sirens on let's do everyone else
I think if I was my ill I would also not want to go if I'm being honest
as you wish.
They're counting on me.
I want to abandon them.
And I refuse to abandon them.
I found the net.
What? How?
I threw that bitch on the ocean.
How?
That's so. You're not doing her any favors.
You were already destroyed her world.
Maybe I can help her.
She doesn't owe me, but...
Maybe I owe her.
And let's not talk about what you owe her.
Don't you want to see her too?
Yeah, of course.
She doesn't want to see me, though.
What happened to the real life bodies?
Then she can throw us out, and we'll leave her alone.
Is that a yes?
Great.
Where is she?
where is she if I had to guess there is a place she loves at the top of the
mountain near the monolith with the third axon John axon that axon I guess
we're climbing
Looks like you're in a giant tower on the island of the last axon near the monolith.
Sounds like a tough fight.
So, you're really in job count, and I am good here in Charm anymore.
So, what's the plan?
Well, at least everyone's still talking to you.
That's a start.
My boy.
Let's punch each other.
Why don't you just think about what happened after the painter was expelled from the canvas?
Also, he's got the best theme song, too.
Everything.
How does it feel?
Reaching one's goal after so many years.
At the end of the day, I'm just a gestural.
I always support you, but still.
Well, uh, and you'll help you feel better.
Not today.
I know I shouldn't grow attached to humans.
They are, if they're all creatures.
They come and go.
And when they go, they never come back.
Yet, they share their sadness.
I share their joy because we're so new what you were like outside the campus and
I know what you're like inside here. You are the most loyal friend and certainly not just a gesture.
When I left you 10 years ago, I convinced myself that it was for the grandest sake
But really, I could no longer watch the death of expedition after expedition.
You missed it, but he's a dog?
Did I just like not find that mansion or what?
Yeah.
I know.
I ran past it in the real world?
No, dude.
He's his dog.
You've kicked my ass enough times to know that it's just who you are.
That is very true.
Now don't get too arrogant.
Sometimes I wish things could go back to how they were before.
When we could play with Claire, Aline and Juan Boa.
It felt like nothing bad could happen to any of us.
Good times never last.
Bad times seem to have made themselves comfortable, though.
Well, it's up to us to make sure they go away.
We want to go hunts and never runs, we are.
Absolutely not ready to take on like in the good old days.
Dad won't. All my heart.
Then let's go get cut in half.
Well, I don't want to have sex with him, he's a dog.
You're so...
You're really enjoying the line.
Wow.
Beautiful chains.
Who is Noko then?
Was it one of his other dogs?
I thought you wanted to wait until things calmed down.
Jesus Christ, pay attention.
I literally missed this.
And I literally cannot go back there to go see it.
Who knows how much time tomorrow will allow.
No, let us give Noko the gift of today.
There were two dogs in the pic mod showing you?
Oh, I only saw the one.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, the chatter in all caps.
Dude, just pay attention, dude, man.
I'm looking at the dude.
OBS, I had to maximize it to see it.
OBS, it's hard to describe.
It's like 39% of my second monitor,
and then the window is like less than 800 bisectioners.
I miss it.
Sorry, chatter.
It's a simple journey to the sacred river
We're not far it's close to the station
Galgra won't be happy that you're jumping the queue again. I'll deal with Galgra later
You helped me bring no go back once before
Will you help us again?
So that means that the dog
That was fighting with fake Renoir was also Monaco
but like his mother's interpretation of Monaco that was a lion oh yeah true
true
I guess he's not that different from my father
What happened to not sharing secrets and Mammon's the word?
She'll say sharing is scary.
That's what persuaded you.
And when she smiles at me, I feel worn and fuzzy.
So she smiled at you and you cracked.
secret keeper you want. Oh, I thought I was more of a winekeeper than a secret keeper.
Well great job there too. There's barely any wine left. I thought you would understand.
Don't lie. When she smiles at you, you feel warm and fuzzy too.
What? No, that's not...
Are you getting worn?
Your face looks kind of red.
Oh, and she showed me a really cool rock.
You gave her all my best wine for a rock.
That'd be a special rock.
What's this one called?
Um, this rock has not yet introduced itself to me.
So I don't know what to call it or what it's special power is.
I see.
Oh, but Looney's helping me study it.
She knows a lot about rocks.
Of course she does.
Looney knows a lot about lots of things.
Talking to her is super fun.
She's so interesting.
She's so excited.
Just like you, when we first met.
You had so many questions about me, and you, and your...
You've been talking to Lunae too.
Yes, why?
You talk to her all the time.
You guys are always talking.
Yeah, well...
And you like when she gets excited about stuff too.
That's not what...
What exactly are you s-
No, forget it. We're getting off topic.
You seem flustered.
I'm not flustered.
One time.
Of course.
Yay!
Who would turn down an S.K. Huck?
They am...
Yippee!
Unworry-scary.
I guess he's not that...
Puzzles.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hmm.
That's not a happy look.
Why'd you hide sorry for me?
Oh, good question!
I didn't, uh...
I was...
afraid the others would want to return to linear if you could fly them back.
That's mean.
Sometimes, you're really mean.
Hmm.
But being mean is not necessarily a mean thing.
Yeah. Uh...
Exactly.
Hmm.
You're just like false one.
He hated you, sir, dad.
Oh.
Oh!
And false lies just like you.
What do you mean by that?
Huh?
Huh?
Minis will hate things, but who aren't really minis?
Verso.
Verso.
I remember.
Whoa, slow down.
Remember what?
Where I lost Yuri.
Yuri?
Right.
So, where's Uri?
I left Uri in Falsuwa's cave.
Okay.
And...
Which one was Uri again?
Uri helps me swim on the water.
Oh, right, right.
Hmm.
Falsuwa's not gonna give you Uri without a fight.
Oh, I'd rather not fight.
He was so mad last time.
Maybe if you serenade him, he and Claire used to sing all the time.
It made him so happy, and you have such a lovely voice.
Ah, thanks, Esk.
Not sure Fosquire wants to hear me sing that.
Oh, oh, oh.
Or maybe you can dance with him.
Excellent dancer.
horse walking dance I've never even seen him move I guess he sort of wiggles
his head sometimes anyway look maybe we can trade him something what is he like
flowers fruit shiny things
I know, we trade him a different rock.
Earth, why would he want another rock?
Because it'll be a better rock.
Better, um, how?
Make it so it looks like Phoswa, and we can paint a miniature clown top.
okay sure hey why not okay worst case scenario it doesn't work and you fight
him for it she thanks how about that look over there
Cool!
Ta-da!
Doesn't it look just like him?
I almost feel like Falsway's here with us.
Alright, I'm ready.
Lars, you wanna go now?
Yes, yes, yes.
It won't take long, now that I can fly.
Let's go see Pulse One.
Ah, sure.
Ay, ay, ay!
To the back!
The floor!
Don't call me that!
You have airy!
Why didn't you tell me?
Prove it!
We'll trade you.
Hurry for this lovely portrait of you.
It's not supposed to be me!
I think we captured your essence beautifully.
No deal! You all hurry, come and get it!
of
I'm fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Here.
Take your rock and scrap.
Oh, Yuri.
I've missed you.
Thank you, Fofa.
You can leave the other one though.
Oh, false world.
Azalea became the equestrian here, Francois, crying dramatically in the visits.
He really does miss her.
Okay.
Now that I have Erie, we can explore underwater. Verso, you're the best.
Glad I could help.
You do more than help. You're the smartest and the fastest and the funniest and the bestest and the strongest and the fluffiest.
Fluffiest?
You have the fluff, Miss Soul.
Thanks.
I guess.
You're welcome.
Why is he jiggling at me, though?
Knock it off.
Put all the jiggling.
I guess he's no cousins.
Oh man, it's the jiggling.
Once while I really miss his clader huh?
Yeah, he waits for her every day.
He stopped seeing him when she left, but it's okay, she'll be back for a visit, and
he'll be all happy again.
Yep.
You really think so?
They are best friends, it's been a few centuries but she wouldn't live in, just
Like, you would never leave me.
No.
Do you miss...
Versa?
I mean your Versa.
The real Versa.
No, of course you do.
Sorry.
I don't know why I asked that.
That was stupid.
I just wondered because...
You never mention him with me.
It...
Makes you sad.
Does it...
Does it bother you that I'm not him?
You're my friend.
Otherversal was also my friend.
You are cousins.
Same same, but each different.
Why would that bother me?
This guy, huh?
Thank you.
Well, honey.
Let's keep going on adventures forever!
Ho-ho-ho!
A turtle?
Thank you.
Reviving him if he dies.
Damn.
I think we're done here for now.
Where was Lune's parents?
Sirens?
I don't see any point to this.
I really do.
Seems like the enemies we were fighting a lot of HP.
two times for the final battle yeah we could do that
how do we get out of here
alright we gotta sleep
I
Scared
Because damage only breaks trivialized all content except for super bosses like do you not understand like
You are you are the problem with game great
Let me explain. All right. It's the same reason my League of Legends kind of sucks dick
the meticulous
Give and take balance dude like you don't ever want to feel strong or powerful like you don't want your bill to feel
relevant dude. You know what I mean?
Like why why should I increase the HP of these monsters by 10 times so that it feels the number increased no longer matters
It's just the same experience from the beginning of the game, right?
I would like doing the story stuff I am going to increase our HP because I am
gonna be to the side content I wish I had the ability to do that before but
I remember it quite clearly.
Oh, you mean the second time we met?
What?
In the caves, yeah?
Sorry, I'm quite lost.
Oh yeah, me too. It's fun.
What do you mean by second time?
First means number one, second means number two.
Yes, I understand that.
So, was I swimming the first time we met?
Yes, you were.
Before you stop swimming in the middle of the ocean. That's dangerous.
It was you. You saved me. Back then. Wait, but... how?
I've heard your tears.
From so far away?
I heard you. So I came.
Oh. I see.
I
Thank you tears again
You sure do like to cry I
Guess I do
You were looking for someone
No, but hopefully soon.
Yeah, I get sad too when I lose my stones.
But I always find them again.
You will find them again too.
You're the best.
One of me.
I'm the fastest boy.
Wee!
Washington through the sky.
I
It's siren right oh my cyclist are marked on the map
For people like you I mean yeah literally for people like me
Like I got no problem playing like a CRP gene like taking notes and shit I have no problem
doing that but like man at least start with that expectation
oh wait we gotta do yeah let's go let's do the side quest
I'm flying ma
Let's go see Lune's dead parents.
Okay.
Nah.
We got to see, we got to see Lune now, guys, you know.
Nice. Nice, nice, nice.
Good goguley moogley.
The 46's are nearby.
Yeah, but getting to them might be tricky.
Why does it not?
the gate does not budge according to Verso that's the store lies the trail of
exhibition 46 loons parents expedition nothing around they could help open the
door loon says the door maybe she's dry
Loone summons her guitar, her fingers hesitate to close her eyes and play the song of long.
Go residence to the music.
Sad smile, Loone loses herself fully in the middle.
Valley dances to the sound of the strings, as the last haunting notes fade into silence
the gate opens.
Yippee!
A-day.
My parents?
No.
Is he gonna ask for every corpse?
It's Amelie and Kristoff.
They used to come by our house for dinner.
I'm sorry.
They were good people.
Their journal must be around here.
What are these guys?
We got some new moves.
I really shouldn't be sure of this one.
Oh, we look we is a gradient
There and that's a joy show
one of the
We can probably up their HP a little bit.
I'm a bit stronger than I thought it would be.
A little bit stronger than I thought it would be.
Expedition 46, Analy.
Brigitte finally succumbed to her infection.
She fought off the blasted mevron for four days and four nights, saving the rest of
But it gashed her badly.
Toward the end, she seemed almost peaceful.
She said not to worry.
Her daughter, Looney, will finish their work.
Oh, no.
You okay?
Let's...
head back to camp.
That's so touching.
Is that a holocron? Yeah pretty much.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Why didn't I do agility for her? Oops!
Where are you going?
Hey!
I forgot what I need.
Ah, to upgrade here.
Hold on a minute for a second.
LL a Giggle, LL a Giggle, LL a Giggle.
LL, LL, LL a Giggle.
Oh
Megalo, hello, Gigo
Wait, we'll just do it again why the fuck did not teleport to the motherfucking world map
Am I stupid as hell yeah
Stupid as motherfucking there I have a camper sees the moon is a lot of remind
Yeah, you might sort of talk away from the others.
Even when I sleep it's still there like a breath. I can never release
That's a lot of pressure. I
Think I know what would help
Finish our work. It also shows how much faith she had in you
That's one way to look at it and the other way my only value to them
Not as a daughter, but as a backup plan
for that legacy you really believe that they always said at the end of the game
there are no points for effort only results very if you hate it so much why
continue working on I don't know maybe because I still hear their voices in my
head and running away won't silence them they're dead excuse me the voices
aren't theirs. They're yours. Even if they were alive, the voices in your head, the voices
you listen to, have to be your own. Is that how it works for you? Getting there. Sometimes
it's hard to tell. Yeah.
Why is Verso- Loone impulsively kisses Verso on the cheek.
Caught off guard, Verso smiles at her a question in his eyes, laughing they return to the other
Why not show that?
It's strange.
I am.
She has to be.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
What are you rising this time?
Oh, that's a nevron's.
Sorry.
No.
No.
Theories and axons then, or observations of flora and fauna.
Keep guessing.
Well, I saw you interview Menoko earlier, so a treatise on gestural behaviour.
Ooh, so close.
It's about me, isn't it? The strange and shattered life of Verso Descent.
That's a mouthful.
Well...
Oh, really?
Come on.
No smiling, sir.
You must be good.
Well, if you must know...
I'm working on a song.
A song?
My parents said music was frivolous, but...
you know what?
The voices we listen to have to be our own.
And I've decided to be a little selfish with my time.
Our problems will still be there in the morning.
Super Saiyan hair playing your song I don't know it's getting late aren't you
meeting CL excuse me she knows I'm glad she's found some happiness or at least
some fun but it would have been nice okay I'll play this one but no laughing
or smart ass comments we blow it
but if she knew that we turned her down dude
Missed Footjob cutscene? Nooo! It's not fair!
It's not fucking bear, it's not bear!
We're gonna fuck up Gold Girl quick, boys.
Yeah, we're going to go on the side quest, don't worry.
So far down.
health. Gargle my cock. I wasn't I wasn't sprinting. I thought the wrong button. Oops.
1AU in secret dot TV or source dot MKB. Sorry. We got there.
no win
man I'm here man I'm here
man I'm here man I'm here
wrong spot oh okay shit I'm bad
Oh wait, hold up.
Oh yeah, that's the only reason why you have the journals.
I think we reached the next threshold.
This will keep the ball on the ball.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
I still do need to talk to the flag real quick.
I
Be if moonbeats go girl first try I will suck
FW
Okay
of
I
It's so fucked because the first hit we took was right before it would have propped our
shields by the way.
It was like 52%
Oh my god
now we got this we got this
I'll lead you to the end of everything.
Give me a second. Give me a second.
Hooo!
Neema, Kruger.
Neema, kupriva!
Gufi a ba...
Gufi a ba...
he's
being offensive really fucking hurts us here by the way
Always take everything.
Up.
Up.
Up.
Oh
Yeah, I think...
Like we learned it right? Yeah.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Oh
Now we should be fine
I'm gonna get him.
Thanks, baby.
Let's dance.
Ow!
I
I
What is the
or is it my dumb yeah
Um...
I don't know.
And
this was
a
major
move
.
It's
a
major
move
.
It's
a
major
move
.
.
It's
a
major
move
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I am doing it to her. She be putting that that foot on my face.
Moe fucker
Surely.
What the heck?
Breaks my fucking neck!
There are solo fighting pickers, though, it's gonna
help oh shit wait hold on I can't see who asked despite my best efforts and my
glasses
My chatter is right about the 100% friend pic though, I did forget about that.
Still, I did not ask, bitch!
Oh my god you bitch!
Block it!
Block it you son of a bitch!
You know cool bone.
I mean, we probably just do now I need more AP a little bit more
some more defense actually that would be fine I think how many
we only got four dude
The last stand critical
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
I'm
All right, now she has more than 100 defense.
Her defense has increased seven times.
Fuck!
I don't want to talk to you, bitch!
I want to kill you
Enter grinding star for AP. That's a good idea
We'll do the burn
I'll get it on the burn again.
Let's
Ha!
I'm down!
I'll leave you to it.
I'm breaking.
Okay.
Okay.
do the end of that crazy combos do do do
Who else did you kill?
Queens?
Surimotor...
Some good gambles there.
We're gonna burn her again, but I don't want to get ahead of her.
We have one roulette proc that time.
What am I for battle picture sounds good to me?
Let me just pop that on real quick.
You got 40, you got 40 Lumina I can borrow real quick.
Why did it only do 34 kills?
She has 30 burns.
Irlanda, man!
Goodbye.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Yuck!
We will go with this.
Seeing a lot of red highlights over here and I am deliberately not looking into it.
Also that when I said that I got no roulette procs, it was actually all roulette procs.
Look
BITCH.
Fucking bitch.
Motherfuck bitch.
BITCH!
Maybe still rely
one more okay guess I'll go fuck myself we have to say in virtual host it
It doesn't matter actually.
Okay.
Here we go.
Ah
Me Nakuba
Yeah, they do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I just got to remember to remove it.
It just allows us to take one more hit, you know what I mean?
It reactivates the shields?
No it does not.
Once per battle.
um
On the
Damn
Oh, we're gonna put Rulab back on.
All in, baby.
So one explains to me why sometimes burning canvas applies to burn instead of one.
I
Virtuous
Oh my weapon right I was for good
Um
Yeah
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Just one. Just one of the suits up.
I
Dude she literally overkill me by like 20 HP by the way
Oh, you got a guy like a few points here.
we'll do
we'll move chance to burn
second chance
burning break
wait we don't need that
we'll use that for stance
Oops.
Hmm, it'll be nice when we get some more Illumina.
That's for sure.
I need to be went down even more.
I
Me macuba equip equip someone said equip cheater for the 40 free lumen
It doesn't work like that doesn't work like that
It does I mean I know it works like that but everything I'm wearing for the most part like
I don't know.
We would get more damage if we did that.
I'm also afraid she'll like giga outspeed me if I remove my speed.
What distracted me this game?
Okay, weird champ.
Let's dance!
Let's dance!
You're getting me!
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
M
Wait!
I'm alive.
a lot of
Go in here.
Everything.
Okay.
Ready to carry.
It's time to hit him.
Contemplates turn.
I think we're dead one hit anyway
Oh, I didn't die in the first place.
Oh, that hurts.
I thought I was dead.
Okay, I'm sorry.
You
I'm just pissed at fucking our curators didn't win dude fucking hell dude that's
That's that's the that's goatee that's goatee
It did
Fuck man. I'm just so fucking pissed the expedition 33 didn't win dude
That was goatee
not this fucking
Battle Royale slob, dude
They both won
Dude, I'm just so fucking pissed the DK bonanza didn't win
you know at least we got Nintendo putting out actual video games that really
capture the innocence of youth so this fucking bullshit modern he's true Lord
He'll toss his dead.
All right, maybe this guy's not so bad.
Why did he write to me?
Is this PvP? I'm nervous, I...
See ya!
How are you dodging? You can't win every 50-50!
He's doing it. He's actually doing it. No fucking way.
I'm gonna give you that Donny toffee, bro.
I do not want to look behind me right now, but that looks like a giant wall of scorpions following me right now.
Oh my Jesus!
I'm doing parental research on whether or not I shall allow my kid to play Roblox eventually.
It's all looking good.
What the heck is this?
This must be...
What is this?
Cracky!
That's the monster that was used by humans before the Eema was founded.
Where the rules for monster battle were established.
How come it disappeared?
I know it was a very dangerous monster.
It's also been said it brought bad luck.
What?!
I don't feel good about this monster. Why do you ask Eva to keep it?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
There's a saying that the harder to raise it, the harder to forget.
The person you're gonna raise so much will be a full-fledged strainer, don't you think so, Bosch?
I'm just trying to raise a little bit of a total...
Wait, I fucking hated that little piece of shit.
Let's see your name will be... how about Charles?
Sweetie, about the Piva.
Little fucking bastard.
He's blind!
Hehehe
We're gonna hit on purpose, I hope.
Why?
Maybe we're left, bro. It's only Molly.
Burn.
Guys how come she's on on fire make it make sense
Dude, what?
Huh?
Catch fire you... wait.
I removed the ability to set them on fire with my gun.
Hmm.
There's no reason for me to be shooting at that point.
Well, we got one more chance.
Two more chances.
I think we saved the break, too.
Wow.
Heh heh.
Okay!
Why'd I do that one?
I did a backwards.
that wasn't half bad for a warm-up
Get my weapon upgraded.
Get with all characters now for their special weapon.
Is Gustavs any good?
Not Gustavs, sorry, Versa.
They're all ass except for males.
I'm done here, we got to do it.
Burning in it, burning in it, burning in it.
We bear with all characters you get the super secret food of sex scene.
I don't want that.
excuse me press X to win hmm this guy has added me with that multiple times reads
his name has forced in it Oh
I
Time PCX or something
We got to go here who's was this
Fuck. Those monikos.
Oh, while we're down here.
Let's do that area, actually.
Actually
Hey guys, what's up? We big chillin
Do you talk?
Oh, it's this motherfucker.
I don't like that guy.
Who dies first?
Now, why would I use all of my AP?
Am I stupid?
This for dark.
I used to... because I knew that would happen.
Ellie Giggle.
Ellie Giggle.
That's Carvapost.
Okay.
That's Carvapost.
He has one HP.
I knew that.
Thank you. Thank you for at least one. Thank you.
I don't know why I did it like that.
been brah on God
we're gonna give her burning shots again actually maybe we don't I thought we
I thought we had a lumina of the game AP for earning.
Nay?
Nay?
Plus one AP on applying burn.
But we don't actually need to use, because we have an ability reason to apply burn anyway, so...
Everything's coming together, dude.
why?
why you fool?
of
their team to class
to
We're going to remove powerful on shot for mail.
I can't attack you with my weapon.
Hehehe.
I cannot do that.
Man.
That one's a sneaky one.
Don't care plus not impressed plus field strike
of the
midi
of
the
of the
of
the
of this
Hmm, wouldn't be the worst part to start with one more AP.
I wonder how effective this would be.
I'll give you some more counter damage for now.
Yippee!
Nice.
Nice.
I'll be over there in a second, brother.
Okay, no one's ever gotten stuck there. Get out! Holy fuck.
Well, that will help those guys look mean oh
You did in the same place
We're gonna do something about her damage
The only way that we
You suck
You suck!
Wait.
I mean, maybe we're just powerful right now.
He hit the wrong guy.
Bane?
I guess right
Oh, let's see you.
Where did he heal him?
Oh, fuck, she's having an FAP.
No!
Oh, it doesn't even apply to the Fortel if you don't do damn it.
Oh, no!
All of my stuff dark damage.
Big L.
Massive it.
Stealed.
Strike.
Wait.
Radiant.
Slash.
Stealed.
Strike.
Take your shots.
Well, I don't really know what to do with the other than that, sir.
You burned it up.
And that's awesome.
And that's awesome.
On the yard.
If we do put burning shots back in here, I'm not sure... No, we're good for you.
Today
Not the strange combo
Now fucking parents
He's already dead cut him down
Cut him down!
Steal Strike!
Oh!
Haha!
Eeeeeeeer!
Oh, she back!
There's going to be no damage.
Weakling!
You're gonna get to do anything. Wait, what? I got hit? No! No! No! Read it, Slash!
We need more damage.
This is basically a two meter.
Here.
Oh my god, wait, I forgot my regular attack.
Was it dark?
It only becomes dark when we get twilight.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Let's get that back on.
Yo.
Yo.
How come I can't go in the Jello?
Are you doing more than 9999?
That's illegal.
Uh, we killed God.
Killed God 1.
I'm just doing a little sleuthing right now, ya know.
Hell, god.
No.
W.
These guys are not chill.
I'm sure
not the same
someone someone finna get broke on God I think we do use powerful right away
because we're skipping over a rank right now these matches are last not long
I do the dumb ass and so radiant slash
I wonder we go back to the old one on M. I don't know
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
Big pool and extra sub.
A lot of XP.
A lot of XP.
Catch you almost level 59!
Nice.
Plus there's shield on Battlestar, but Max Health is halved.
That's pretty good.
The issue here is that...
I don't think it's a lot of damage, I guess, but right now it's not that useful.
I don't even know that's a lot of defense holy moly
Holy moly!
I wish I could, like, drop this right now.
It would be nice.
Oh, it says one of the best pickdos in the game.
Oh, yeah?
I said Charlie Charlie Kirkky!
Charlie, Charlie, Kirk, I can spot you, Kirk!
Uh, serial boxers, she's up.
Sing the Christmas Carol.
Oh, we are Charlie Kirk, the Christmas Carol edition.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Let's go do a Monaco's thing.
Whee.
Whee.
Angle tight.
Angle tight.
Angle tight.
Dark Gastrol Arena.
For me
Yeah, I didn't think there was a way in there
Do we miss this
I don't think we did. There's no way we missed this.
Because we could have got here from swimming. We did miss it.
So, I'm sorry.
Haha.
Haha!
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Oh, that little jump puzzle?
Mayhaps?
You fucking grab it?
You fucking...
...flink?
Not...
Alright, alright.
That feel when you'll never know what it's like to own a fucking massive library, because
it's not the year 1870 and you didn't only have to spend $200 to have it made in your
mansion.
You're so fucking bad, dude.
You've already been out here, though.
You only need one book, brother?
Hmm.
The Koran?
By which one?
Agility.
Agility.
Agility.
Go up.
You think we can see the dog room?
What's this?
I miss- I miss something in the library, but-
Oh, I see.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, where?
I did in fact not see- wait, hold on.
Oh freak
Oh Jesus oh god what are you doing
What the fuck?
Swag.
Oh he got them dungarees on.
Yep, time to have a rascal some cattle.
Here's the dad's suit that should tie it.
No.
Swag.
Is it a death portrait?
Yeah, I don't know any of those people and honestly I don't really give a shit about them even though they made this game.
But that's kind of the case for me and most game developers.
Nothing personal.
There's only like two game industry people I would actually be excited to meet.
One of them is John Carmack, and the other one is Gameroo.
And actually I guess Robin, the guy who worked on TF2 too.
as well that's like that's like a liberally a
nods an asshole I don't care how it would be enough to shake his hand and
say thank you brother it would be my pleasure for him to say go away it would
be my pleasure sir it would be my pleasure
What do you make John Karmic created the the engine the doom and other engines to you
He told me he is your fan, we're friends.
But you're not.
Don't even joke, dude.
Care for a deal?
Drop it.
Good stuff.
She'll patented the FPS.
I mean, yeah, sure you could have maybe done that, but like, there's a whole era of video
games after Doom came out and was released that is so...
They are so fucking funny and shit.
There's so many like shitty fucking Doom clones, dude, like...
It's funnier this way.
It's honestly better this way.
Robert Pupenheimer, at least, for seven.
Thank you.
Obviously not all Doom clones are shitty, but man, there are a lot of shitty ones
we probably haven't heard of you just got to get a pee up here a little bit
closer oh this is the fucking this is the reincarnation river I just realized
oh we're reviving no go sorry I was talking
oh man that's so fucking sad now that I know they're they're hit like
Representations of this guy's dogs, dude.
I wish I could resurrect my pet.
It's just not fucking fair, man.
I'm starting to think there's not any loot.
Give me the loot!
I'm gonna...
Take a ride on my scoop!
I don't know the lyrics.
Yeah!
Yeah, bitch, yeah!
Right?
Good one.
Not as good as my Mr. Beast vs. Jesus Christ epic rap battle of history bar.
At the beginning of the story.
But still good.
Still good.
And we brought millions of history!
Mr. Mace!
Mr. Mace!
Jesus Christ! The Sacred River!
Or justals are reborn after death.
Deweyster as Ragnoko.
Yeah.
Begin!
I haven't been here in a while.
The Sacred River.
Let's make haste. I don't want it to spot us.
Mm-hmm.
What now, girl?
Esokimabano for me lazy temi wario.
They're trying to skip the queue again, you old, uh, old, lazy, retired warrior.
How did you even know I was here?
Arupokito bimido. Don't I can't follow the other continent, though?
They're carrying dozens of feet around. I can spell them from the other side.
Old of you game developers to assume I would use that character and that I would have any feet beyond the starting ones.
At that point.
We've been over this before. Silly's just was there waiting in queue like everyone else.
It's a stupid call. We should just bring them all back now.
You know that would be chaos, there aren't enough adult gesturals to shepherd all the newborns.
Plus, I hate all of the noise, can you imagine a forest full of baby gesturals?
You leave me no choice then.
Oh, no. I think twice, Menaka.
I have already thought about it thrice.
Golgrah. I demand a trial by combat.
I was hoping you'd say that. Ain't no way I got to fight her. May you both survive this.
Oh, no, it's just the fight
No, it's not
We did at least use the sad boys
He's not even, he's not even lemme bro
Oh yeah, we have that.
You good? That was it.
I think we're just gonna use them to use energy tents on our character.
I think that's probably the best use of his abilities
1.2 million crits?
Almost time for my squad session. Do you see what we mean?
What, that the story version of Goldgro is easy?
Yeah. Almost like the average gamer was supposed to encounter and experience this
if they were even remotely and moderately curious, and then maybe perhaps it was not designed to be
ball-crushingly difficult. Yeah I do see that. Oh come on, you're just afraid of losing. Also that
wasn't her full health bar. There was just like a threshold before she gives up.
He did entertain me so I'll let it slide this time, Monica. Go ahead, bring him back.
I said it anyway
Those are all health bar really
It's so good
Hey, okay, how's my favorite merchant?
I'm not we go home not yet I'm afraid we have a mission do you remember our
expedition of friends no I'll be happy to see you they were very worried come
Let's go back to camp. We found many treasures for you to trade.
Let me take Noko to the village. It's always disorienting for the newly returned Noko in each town they would just...
Noko, would you like to go back to the village?
But I'm Noko's guardian.
I know you want to keep Noko by your side, but...
It's safer there.
You'll see no curve when we get back to the village.
Wait for me.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
It's so sad.
You'll be fine.
Better than with you.
That's for sure.
Yeah, we're fighting God.
That team will be.
Thanks for helping.
I never understood how Galgrave got so freakishly strong.
I could take Galgrave by myself.
And I did.
I will never show you weakness ever again.
Come on, let's get back to camp.
So the whole concept of these little creatures is I guess, because Verso was so sad by the
concept of pets dying that like he literally invented this entire race of like creatures
in his head to explain away the fact that maybe they don't always die and that they're
reincarnated.
That's sad, man.
Cool
Gotta make sure the newly reborn are fully decked out with the best fighting gear
Okay
Have you met my boss well
No, it's the guy who did the fate!
I parried it! I waited it!
I'm parrying! What is happening?
What is happening?
We're gonna beat our ass.
I
Got
Where do you have that
This is a point not behind it but I'm gonna look.
I'm playing a burn stack apply a second one.
Ah, okay.
Need that.
Run it homie.
100% increased damage while having shields.
Nope.
You're hunching too much right now?
Some of these aren't very good.
Like I'm mainly interested in like health and defense you know what I mean?
Wait we don't have this.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It says owned?
When did I get this?!
What the fuck?
Where did it- Oh yeah it does say owned.
I wasn't looking over there.
Ummm...
Like, this is nice.
So I will buy it.
Defense health.
I'll take a defense speed as well.
We're fine.
Oh, let's see here. Energizing turn.
I can't believe...
I forgot that I got that.
Bro, miss on one of the best pick-dose? Which one?
I didn't see any ones that were particularly interesting in that.
For Gore or not to for Gore?
Mmm, indeed.
Swirls, wine.
They meant energizing term?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that shit's pretty busted.
NGL.
These look kind of like the things we could break up in for a loop, but I think it's
just a coincidence.
Yeah, this game gets a lot better in the third act for me, which is pretty hard for
a game to do, honestly.
A lot of stupid people in Twitch chat will type like, oh, the game's dragging on, blah,
blah, blah.
indicative of like their own personal interests and I'm not just talking about
this game right those games um yeah they might have like ADHD or some shit you
know they can't help that but like I'm fine I I finally get to like you like
not like use my build but like experience
like high-level combat I guess plus you know these plot reveals that have like
instantly made every character way more fucking interesting to me dude
Verso knows his old friend wants to talk even if he's too proud to admit it
Verso approaches Monica
You okay?
At least now can we save and begin readjusting.
Every time he returns, he's slightly changed.
I mourn the loss of who he was before, but he's still there.
My old mentor.
Thank you.
My friends
Mentor
Well, no go is the older dog
So it's just
It's been a bit more time together as verse who cheers Monaco
of
said
go
I
I
Wish us list
He knows exactly what Monica was thinking.
Noco always said that he didn't mind waiting in the queue, but we used to add him into
that bringing him back sooner.
There was never supposed to be a queue.
Verso, Verso wanted us to experience the excitement of new beginnings.
He gave us the gift of the river.
Why shouldn't we use it?
Noco found me after the fracture.
Anurko raised me, taught me, protected me.
It's my turn to protect him, that's how it works.
He took care of me, now I take care of him, except I can't.
Because of me.
I know why you're doing this, and I know how it might end.
I'm not gambling on tomorrow.
Anurko.
Ah, why help me then, if...
And for you, my friend, you also gave us many new beginnings.
You would have wanted a new beginning for you, too.
You deserve a new beginning.
If you want one, every one of us does.
Now come over here and let's snuggle.
I'm going to take a walk, can't see.
You're lost.
This gives a bit of snuck to me.
There are a lot of conversation reminded Monica that actually there's another skill you forgot.
And one we will never use.
spend more time together being weird and sentimental before returning to the others.
At least your quest is short in Giga lore. Yeah, we're gonna do that tomorrow.
You seem like a Monaco type of guy honestly, I just didn't want to learn how to
didn't want to
Figure out the wheel there's how much to figure out but like what I meant was fairly another in quotes rotation
Yes, you know honestly not difficult but lazy
Yeah, good stream