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Oh, man.
Oh shit I'm live. Fuck, man. I'm crying right now, and I'm scared.
LOL.
What's my secret to staying so bald?
I
Don't know the shine's potent today. I got a very bright to you tomorrow three sharp
I
Hmm
I watched like 50 seconds of an everyone is leaving phase video before realizing I did not give a fuck
You don't watch IRL content dude, where do you a fucking loser, huh?
What are you a loser you didn't watch Robin Biggs Safari Adventure on Twitch cringe.
Is that real?
I may have gotten the names wrong dude.
No one's an and an and Kate. Thanks for subbing you.
What's up?
Greetings.
Just pour one out for phase clan.
Phase up.
W phase.
What happened?
Unemployment lower?
I'm actually embarrassed to even like talk about it because it's too late.
Holy fuck, just say it.
I'm embarrassed that I read about it.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm 35, 36 and 3 months.
I don't want to talk about it.
He's shappin portal in the dancing horse and blue devil. Thanks for some
Uh i'm xen g and head thanks for something short thanks for the bits and hipster scott and big dirty film not one kuma and blue main
Left over all of garden strange salt moose moose 4k the big diggle
Demon enigma thanks for something and na dea thanks for something
It says obo-ba.
Uh, person, thanks for subbing.
Jimmy Poppix, 1510 subs, very much appreciate it.
The dumbest person on the planet, Aiden Ross, somehow baited FaZe into going public
and then bought them for 20 million.
a bunch of fucking idiots. I wouldn't even pay $5,000 for that bitch. I want to be honest.
That's too much. You know, think about the core demographic, right? Who is diehard,
Ryder dive phase clan IRL
Me reallison bon re elixir subit under cronk, they should sub it
People that would have been in the face plan are literally my age
You guys know I like original phase clan. Do I early late 30s?
Think about that for a moment.
Juicy sausage, link, six for seven, Magnoi, thanks for giving me one, something curtsy
for seven.
Debut the area six or seven
Phase banks is 34 35 years old
I do looks like he's from Florida I
Got big Florida vibes from my guy
Where is phase banks from
Um, Massachusetts, so he spawned in a safe zone, then got a, a no PVP zone pussy.
I got a new kitty today and my little cat hates me now. What can I do?
You got to acclimate them to each other man, it's a long process. I recommend doing some research on God on God for real
Milk trigger managing result
Yeah, it's all the cats. Sorry that'll do it
Sorry big big C
They're gonna fit now just start us off today. Sure. Wait for
That was a low effort.
I
Get a crank one of those gnarly backwards one one day. I haven't practiced my backwards fendling before dude
I'm afraid my pole muscle
Problem will put things for you think Bob subs and optimistic booty and sin Baldo and integral all takes for seven
Have beautiful Phoenix and frog Wadex for something dude. What'd you guys do today, bro? Hit me with something hit me with something real
Play the rim world real jerked off at work real
Real
Drops six hours home not real we live in a simulation you could have teleported
It's been four hours or playing the cosplay girls on Twitter
Pathetic I
Like turtles takes for seven played bg3 real
clean your room slash house. We live in a simulation. You could have willed it clean. Not real.
Yeah, first time chatter says I thought my dog was barking at nothing, but he was really barking
climate change. Sometimes it's the loudest voices that go unheard chatter.
Sometimes. Making balsamic, honey, green, olive, chicken, and potatoes.
I
Sounds good I
Munch that on God watch your daughter beat mom's heart on Isaac real real
Hey, my kids too young to play game. I'd be too traumatizing
Crash six or seven
some OSRS quest. Real. Real.
What's the last VR game you played?
to think. I played that one, uh, VRMMO. Didn't get very far. I think it's literally the last
one I played. It was not a hit throw he was 1440p worth of me. Me.
We're just cosmonauts for seven. Congratulations.
Chilly makes for seven.
It says take my donation to the hair transplant fund.
That's not where that's going.
Drop tide and a draw.
Thanks for seven.
Zenith.
Yeah.
Apparently, they stopped developing that game.
Unsurprising.
What did I do today?
Got food?
Wait, hold up.
Woke up, took shower, got food, came home, streamed, real.
What'd you get?
We live in a simulation you should have just willed yourself full.
The purpose of the simulation is to allow for us to experience as much pleasure as possible.
And what's more pleasurable than eating food?
So I choose to do it manually.
Monk, I'm in, uh, Minky, I think you're suba-
Self-discipline is more pleasurable.
This guy's not making the most of the simulation, I feel like.
prostate stimulation is pretty fucking high up there. Yeah, you can prostate simulate
in the simulation. And you should frequently. Did you get your fire cape? I one shot the
fire cape on stream. Now granted, I did look at the attacks of the last boss. Glad I did
Because I would have got one shot.
It was the best fire cape attempt.
No deaths, only, only 99s.
The correct protection prayers.
Pillar baiting.
I'm getting sick, dude.
This might be it, boys.
This might be it, man.
This might be it.
This is the one.
Can I have your stuff?
I'm blowing it up.
Explosive.
I'm gonna go now tell me a new Javstar, please
Oh, no one enable that guy RGP. They should be five subs
Trembay taser wife and med student. Thanks for some of the mock-up. Thanks for sub in team rocket
I
Get some ads before it's another four month cove I took some news to next
No, it's not many. It's the it's many is good cousin. Yippie.
We get it yet
You think it's cringe on chatters why your attention it's only cringe when I see myself get added like four times in a row one page of chat that's a
That's okay, though, there's way more cringe things than that dude
You could be a call of duty content creator cringe
To titty licks for seven
Bro, I'm not cringe except everyone except for you brother
Brother man
If you read this, you have to show ass tattoo.
That's how I'm going out, though.
That's a loon in seal not being the real loon in seal because mail is the one who repainted
them so they're double not real now.
That's not true though because she didn't repaint them completely from memory.
Recollected their essence in Lumiere before going away. So it's more like she traced them, right?
So yeah, you could argue that because they were the creation of mail they are not totally 100% real fake, but
They're they literally did not miss a beat and there are no abnormalities about them, so she must have done a pretty good job, dude
Did she give them big dicks this time? Maybe. You might be on to something. Sounds like a
good video you can animate maybe. It's not Friday? Oh sure. Wait what's today?
Monday. Oh. Can we cancel mail for using AI? She doesn't use AI. She uses a sword. Which
not AI. It's a weapon of war. You're permanently unemployed and even I knew it was Saturday.
I knew what day it was, man.
I hovered over the thing in the bottom right of my screen.
Umber, FE, thanks for subbing.
Why didn't Mayel paint back Seal Baby?
They haven't got there yet, man.
They're gonna take a submarine out of the fucking ocean, dude
Why did he type that I
Didn't even register for me what that sentence was until I finished damn well played
Me me me me me me me me
me
That's an e33 world being versus versus VR chat server
I don't like that theory mainly because he's from the year 1900 or so shit
You
Oh man.
Jump family guy jump cut to them in a submarine putting diving suits on dude hire me
hire me
No, we haven't done anything diving yet.
Oh my god, that's what we have to do!
We have to dive near Lumiere, dude!
There's a spot over there!
Mom, you stupid bitch!
Why did you do that?
Why did you swim in the ocean?
I WAS JUST A BABY!!!
Never been to France no thank god no never been to the motherland
I don't know.
Where the fuck? Oh, I know.
You don't tell me what to do. You're not even real. Nothing's real.
Okay.
We got a couple of things we gotta do, okay, buddies?
First...
We gotta go over here.
Why is it so sensitive?
Who's fucking questioning this?
Male.
Is this Duff and Alley no
Oh no dude I this is why I know I'm the greatest game we're probably gonna do
when I'm when I'm sitting playing a game dude I'm listening to the music I'm
I'm looking at the horizon.
I'm thinking about combat, about the story, dude.
You're wondering how many hours are left in this.
One of a lifetime experience, dude.
Okay, that goes for any game, not just this one, dude.
How many hours do I have left?
It's sad, bro.
It's sad.
I'm pretty sure I killed these guys.
If you're an immersive gamer, what's your favorite track so far?
I like the Monaco song that has the drums.
It's really slow.
I killed these guys.
The horns
I didn't say every character's aim wrong deliberately
Then around then DJ Johnny makes a suit
Do you like the gamer you just pretending
you know me notorious pretender how many times I've had to read some fucking
self-righteous pussy on the internet be like dude moon's opinion about this game
really pissed me off yeah how many times I've had to read that shit
Blood, blood read one book and thinks he's smarter than me dog.
Come on brother.
Another axon. How did it get so large?
She wasn't always this tall, she's obsessed with reaching the stars.
But far in his parables.
Parables.
He never paints just a paint everything has to have layers and layers of meaning and purpose
Everything's a lesson
What's the lesson with this one?
Hope
Lizzie my sister's in top
And Papa knows I have vertigo
You're gonna have a debuff
She who glosses the sky I hate climbing
me. Dude, stop winning. Sorry, I was trying to mispronounce whining. It came out as a
different and totally real word. Stop whining. Winning. Oh, that's a Charlie Sheen reference.
ha ha
wheeere
bro, and before this is a maze, I'm gonna really encounter a maze, yeah
let's go down
hold up
a phase who phase plan
suppose I
Hate you and you will die
Look at how weak you are.
Mayhaps we should up their HP?
He stopped using roulette, gambling is not cool.
It's a main story area?
This is not a main story area, it's literally a character quest.
Baa-bam-bam-bam!
Agility.
Hmmmmmmm.
I think like five is too much.
It'll just take forever to kill them.
Yeah, if we get to the next flag, it's two weeks, I'll do five.
Boy, I kind of want to see their stupid ab moves.
Stupid goofy ab-b-ab move.
Turn order is the real issue.
Me me me me me.
Cheaters broken.
I want you to look at the Toronto right now and they're dead even without you.
I will embrace my strength.
Why do you think that is?
I don't know, poor balancing?
Or maybe a deliberate dev choice to make these enemies not as strong as the other AC3 enemies?
I don't know.
Embracing strength is weakness.
This pussy would not send a ship to Darth Malik 1.
Or Darsadius.
Because he would get his bay at Force Choke, thrown across the room, thrown into a fuckin'
generator, emulated, Adam crushed.
I killed both of those losers.
Dude, imagine being like an adult.
Imagine being cool like me, right?
And then like you're in Star Wars and then you hear like a Sith and a Jedi talking their
stupid fucking vague philosophy to each other dude.
And he hit him with the biggest like, like cringe face man.
What do you think they would do dog?
What do you think they would do?
Kill you?
Feel embarrassed?
I feel embarrassed and we're gonna shame them a little bit.
We're talking about the dark side when he should be focusing on his raw IRA.
So fucking true, man.
True.
Spam 6-7.
That might just be enough to work.
Damn it, that's so crazy, it might just work.
Nice.
Nice.
Die
It's like mid-act two enemies dude
We're just trying to fix things or break things
She who grasps the sky
They're jealous
They wish to destroy her work pull her back to the ground is this parts of the parable
Everything is
We're in war so pretentious
I'm done.
Stand.
I wonder where dead energy one is.
Now we probably don't need more than one though.
Brother I'm lost.
I'm so scared to go one way.
It doesn't have dark shores?
More like dark souls.
It's a bit of a game of reference for you guys.
You remember Dark Souls?
Dark Shores and Alliance leveling zone.
Elbow drops that guy.
You heard a Dark Souls check?
What's a Dark Hole?
mother's unbleached asshole one two good stuff that's all I got sorry
hitting the bomb 420 base for seven hey who got a bong in chat brother hey hit the
If everyone hits the bomb right now, we could destroy the ozone, dude.
No, and then we could all melt UV radiation.
No, that would be high.
Hype!
Parish.
On the Jerkler's alt-alt account, it's me, baby, the Jerkler!
Can you count down from 10?
For me, really slow, please?
to my safety razor or cartridge shaver I go to the store and I buy you know like the
Gillette like they got like molten like grazers and the head can come off if you want but like
and then like you kind of like shave with it so cartridge yeah
you know what i mean you know barbara like a man
Yeah a gay man maybe yeah you like in your like in your neck fondled by another
man they're gonna you like I'm shaming yet
another one of that honestly whenever I want my facial hair but I don't come on
a meticulous rumor I get over dude I had to I went to a barber one time dude
Long time ago and I was like listen man
Just do your best
This guy told me a story about how he was like a roaming barber and he was only in this shop
For like a month because he like rented the chair for a month or some shit
And then I never saw this guy again play like he gave me like the he did my mustache like the best
It's ever been dude. It's crazy
I got like the Jesus Christ of Barbing dude, for like one one time only.
There's a cool gay story. It's not gay. It's not.
It's not gay. It's a pine for other men.
Wrappers do it all the time. They write poetry about each other and produce music around it
and perform it. For millions of people, that's not gay though. It's not gay. It's art.
What do you want, babe?
This guy's got a H-grade.
She's doing not much damage, why?
She wasn't a virtuoso, she wasn't really doing the damage on the virtuoso.
Jump him!
I think these guys have high hit-ups.
First free in-shot each turn deals 200% increased damage and can break.
15.
Yeah, miss me with that, bruh.
Miss me with that, bruh.
Are you gonna pop the massive light above their head?
So what you're saying is you're a pussy bitch who engages with game mechanics to make the
game easier, god I'm just saying.
Pussy!
Which path shall we take first?
I'll go reverse for sure.
How do I get over there?
I think we dropped down, actually, from above it.
Shirley, right?
I'm an idiot, never mind.
Omega LoL! Omega LoL!
Omega LoL!
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah.
Guess which to seal?
She runs like a fucking caveman, dude.
She runs like a linebacker, dude. Jesus.
Oh, lovely.
You're just pooping a lake or a pool?
I've avoided the call of poop when it comes to pooping in bodies of water.
I've never done it.
I've never been brave enough, dude.
What was it like?
I've never had the brave to poop in water.
Women been doing that shit for centuries upon centuries.
A waterburst, man.
This is cray.
still got a white why I miss a path is this guy fucking with me dude no I don't
think I did I missed one yeah I saw two people say it
Are you pointing at Cleo last night in the cutscene?
That was my who the fuck is that finger?
Who dare?
I gotta not hunch forward dude.
I'm trying not to hunch.
You could really miss this place on your playthrough?
I must have hated talking to mail.
That chatter was correct.
Why is it that the Japanese insist on having fried chicken with curry?
I feel like grilled chicken would go way harder with curry.
I am out.
Thoughts?
It's for texture? Yeah, eat a vegetable, bitch. Eat some cabbage, then. Jesus.
He has a nice V!
The batter and the fried chicken will absorb the curry?
I just don't like fried chicken, man. I'm gonna be honest.
It's, it's kind of, I'm kind of mad about it, dude.
And me?
I don't know.
My mom used to make pretty good fried chicken, though. She would, uh...
Yeah, it was good.
Fried chicken is a kid's food base, which is worse to die or to be the one who survives
to grieve or to be grieved.
To be the one who survives, some might say that's lucky, not simply because you survive
but because you have the opportunity to care deeply for another.
I find myself grieving before they even pass, grieving what could have been, grieving
what is to come.
So never forget herself. She'll carry her scars with her always.
What then I could ease her burden?
So this is fucking Renoir actually. Interesting.
I thought it was Versa.
But it makes a lot more sense for it to be Renoir.
And then I guess the female ones are fall
We came from there right guys I can I can jump down here. Why would I do that?
There's nothing down here
Let me back up Oh, yeah, you do not have to crouch here
I'm going to die
Okay
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me you
does he even remember that he has gradient attacks? I mainly use them with
mail to reset my stance or I like steals with the gradient attacks as well I
think they're really good
do you know what I am saying?
Why aren't my castings for 7?
Daps him up.
I gotta blow my fucking nose so goddamn bad, holy shit.
Oh my god.
Stop railing lines of Adderall.
I've snorted at her all before.
Where was the teenager?
It's...
I hate it doing it.
Dude, drugs a little now?
Yeah, say Mad Nerd.
shoves you into a locker. You know I always used to think that like whenever
someone was like doing the shoves you into the locker meme or whatever dude. I used to think
literally like stuffing them inside of the locker. Now like walking past them in
the hallway and like shoving them against the locker you know what I'm talking about.
Isn't that what it is? I think I think it's supposed to be like you're
walking in class you see a nerd like as locker and you're just gonna like
shoveling against it right you think it's better to be I thought I missed
something but I don't think I did wait I did miss something
Hellooo!
Missed some hair.
Not true.
You can't miss those, buddy.
It's over!
How many Swirlies?
Three.
We're level 69, boys.
10% of green turned on counter-attack.
Now that's something we can get by that, boys.
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Why is my team in blackface?
Good question.
I can't answer that.
It's because they're racist.
Lady, no!
Classic
You got something against races, I don't want personally I don't think it's very nice
Yep, what the fuck was that the French lashing out at me again. Got it
Wrong way, weeeeeer.
Racism's so hot right now, so hot right now.
E. R. Name one black person. Billy D. Williams. That's right,
bitch. Admiral B. J. L. H. for someone.
Yeah, and I, I, I, I, I, you guys are saying like Shaq and
LeBron. Come on, man. Come on. Come on.
Name his non-stage name?
No, but I can tell you that he was the GDI politician slash bad end from Command and Conquer
3 Tiberium Wars, where he used a liquid Tiberium bomb to blow up Nod at the end of the game,
but he's like, yeah, and we're evil now.
Remember that?
Uh, I don't think so.
Name of black woman?
Kind of Lisa Rice.
Boom!
Damn he's good.
Dude, you can't stop me, bruh.
Only half black.
Alright, say that to her face, though, okay?
Did that never on just kick a different never on off the tower I missed it looks that way
She's so mysterious
They miss South Pacific Asian woman
And only my South Pacific train
Okay, we should name a furry.
You can't make me do that.
Where's the fucking mark you bitch
Thank you
Yeah, we should be buffing her, anyway.
Nope. What? Hello? Un-Giard. I'm just doing that.
How would you enjoy one million burn?
Wait, what?
Oh, I don't know.
Let's call the pot.
Okay.
Rise from your grave!
36 burn.
Ready.
Never lucky!
What happened to your damage?
Oh, I'm playing chat difficulty right now and it's the one that they played on in the
Privacy of their own home
It's really crazy
You suck
It's over
Lightholder
And now for my final move
Savitage
And now, who solves a lie?
Nice. Why are the French like baguettes so much, dude?
I think baggots are particularly good and I consider myself a bread guy.
You know what I'm not mean?
Fresh bread is good.
Yeah, but there's so many better fresh breads.
What fuck am I where did I come from?
Name one for a sour dare
Do why are they so big?
Well, that is not the person we meant to have.
Omegalol!
Twilight Dance!
They're giving polish chroma
This place is a maze, kinda.
I think this is where I came from.
Nope.
Do it!
Do it
You son
Okay cringe
Those dudes arguing over a commonly some rice made Markov do that
Oh, did Markov say the word black in China you guys are freaking out right now or what just going on
He said a race trader Jesus see now you guys understand my hatred for Markov
You know what I mean
It's not that he said race trainer
It's like Markov's like if you you took someone's brain
After they died and then kept it in a jar and use the
And you kept it alive and use the electrical pulses from the brain to like try to like output messages
That's what that's what that's what Markov is doing
They have to go down
It's over
I messed up, but that's okay.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
I'm gonna get him.
It's over round two
Markov becoming Mechagrock
I do not even recall what he had on before there's a mansion
Die, thanks for subbing says, boy do I love Cove.
We walk together.
Art gives us the perception of control.
For a moment as I paint, I find order among the chaos.
That is for me.
Lawful evil painter, man.
He's not evil.
Yeah, I don't know.
At first I didn't think he was, but I think wanting to obliterate a world of people like
this does make you evil.
Not real people?
I mean I think they kind of are real people though.
Like they are.
Oh yeah.
Easy.
they're real not the obviously they're gonna get characters and they're not real
you fucking dope slams you into a locker
fucking dope
I
Can do it right now
You shut the fuck up
There we go, that's good.
Did I rest in the fucking flag?
I don't remember.
I hate the flag.
Burn!
Okay!
Okay
Dude do it do it
Hey
Searing Bond!
Nail.
Searing Bond!
I
And when you join the Germans on hardcore and wound up, it would be pretty funny though.
Sitting in a call with like 20 German people all speaking German, only being able to say
Oh my god, oh my god, I put aggro aggro in
I don't even know where the hole is
Oh my god, my leader holes in it easy
Okay, I'm an idiot
Just enough German to discuss Jersey Mike's yep, that's his god
Yeah
Yeah, what a beat
Are you for reals?
Why did I shoot so many good?
Wait
That's combat
shut up shut up guess roll I'm gonna kill you
not this time my hell
Oh, hamburgers, it's for seven.
Great.
Oh, hamburgers.
Where the fuck am I?
I gotta go up, but what if I miss a really cool picture in like a corner or something?
Something I did not originally see.
Back to the Furella.
Dude, tell me this isn't feeling an only up level, dude.
Right?
Triple A only up level.
This whole game is big, big only up coded, dude.
Oh yeah, this guy.
You won't make it.
You are weak, kid.
I
See something over there go back to the favelas
They're a weak kid
Interesting what the fuck hey
Get your ass back here
What?
How many?
How many?
You suck.
This is a 4 day!
There's a 4 day!
And now for my final move!
And now for my final, final move!
And now for my final final final move!
Big mark going in.
I
Need
Well sign on a bitch
On a scale from 1 to Quinn 69, how overleveled is he?
No one uses that scale, 1, 2.
For this area, I am overleveled.
That's not my fault.
Excuse me.
There's a picked over.
That's what I'm looking for.
Don't you come back killing every enemy before they can do one move, Cinema?
Oh
I like gamers over they want I think gamers are stupid as hell actually. I'm sorry man. He's not was out
Never played RPG like I literally I literally do not know how else to put it bro
I don't know how else to play like clearly you've never played a role playing it before never do you?
ever
Hey, wait, wait should the enemies be taking the same number of attacks to defeat the entire game?
Right?
Should they have the same number of times to hit you?
Is that your vision?
the webs that are weak and pathetic.
I
Get myself there, sorry, I can't leave a good
What if he was just Josh
What if he was only in pretendin'?
Oops.
Just man-moond stacked speed display through whereas I can probably stack defense.
Just fanmoving, stack speed display through whereas I can probably stack defense.
Dude, can you imagine squatting up in the single player game being like, hmm, I think
I need to max my defense and health out.
Omega low.
NOOOOOO!
You won't make it.
Where am I? I mean, I know where I am, but...
You won't make it.
Nice.
Like what is the vision?
The vision of the head of someone who would see me annihilating these axe three fights, okay?
The conclusion is that the combat is not good because I have owned
Longest hunt. I'm just ready. I'm trying to get the headspace of someone who
Probably comes from like generations of inbreeding, right?
How is that the conclusion?
Yeah, I, man, I hate to, I hate to say it.
I think we said it yesterday.
I think, I think like anyone who's like 20 and younger dude, like the fucking slop
games that you're getting served the fucking the fucking EA games bro like I
genuinely feel like straight-up I was born at the perfect motherfucking time to
to play video games straight up straight up maybe like a couple years
earlier would have been like the perfect time
But damn, it's not looking good for like my kid for no reason.
Like, what you're seeing right now, this is present in other games that are not like
exclusively like video game RPGs, like, uh, what's happening on screen right now is what's
happening when someone gets a good hand in like magic the gather pretty much right
but or like you're you're you're playing those like engine building like board
games and like you're you're fucking your engine has finally been established
and like you play a fucking turn and like it just completely goes the way
that you have envisioned it going right and what does that call was that
hole.
He's just running in circles.
Not true.
I'm trying to figure out how to get over there.
But I guess we're gonna go up.
No!
That's just strategy.
What the fuck's the magic door there it is?
Well, paying off like a return on investment?
Yeah, dude.
I feel like the same kind of person who comes to that conclusion about like an RPG probably
is into like crypto gambling and shit, right?
Just stupid.
Or like crypto investment.
So they should be like super stoked on something like this.
theory the fuck was I going this is that that's toward the blimp we're gonna go
this way you just a grandmaster and Chun Li well done do you have the what
Chun Lee Mons got installed though brother
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
You worry
I want that fucking victim dude and I think I'm about to miss it
He's going back again you go up and down I didn't go up too high
Can't see
I'm
Kill him kill this great ammo fucker
And couldn't she just paint herself not having vertigo?
His intentions are good, I know, but his methods...
Your father?
And the youngest, which makes everything worse.
Oh, I understand that.
How?
Only child.
Yeah, Claire's the oldest.
She's just so perfect.
perfect, so accomplished and talented. Papa's favorite, he's so proud of her. And Verso...
Verso could always make Papa laugh. They had so many inside jokes. Then there's me.
And then there's you
the actual favorite
The one he calls his hidden star, but he's too shy and self-conscious to see it
Can't hear I am messing things up even more. Look around
He just wants you to fly
Dude, where's the parable there though?
Perhaps that is the parable
All these inventions Gustav would have loved to see this.
It's not sabotage it builds.
Who's the green man?
Who's that?
I keep hearing like a twinkling, but it's just the uh, so where did that other blimp
go though?
Keep going.
I'm going?
Hey man can you just shut this up and be mean to you? It's gonna kill the vibe bro.
Yeah, Jeff.
Stop.
Stop being so mean.
Stop it!
Haha.
Haha.
Stop.
You're only bad doing the skipping that pick-dough, huh?
Shut up.
You don't get it.
Uh, I'm going to help you.
Ah, okay.
I'm going to help you.
I'm going to help you.
I'm going to help you.
shut up dude
where?
what are we here?
French, we can't heal
hey man what you carrying?
Oh, one too many.
Take this!
I think I accidentally broke some of them there, buddy.
Let's come across.
Oh
No
Fuck you
Dude, it's not fair. It's not fair. You should have taken approximately 58 more hits to kill
that guy. They should have been able to hit you three more times, at least. At least.
Also, he should have been able to extract back to Spiranza so they can upraise Heinau.
So next time you fight him, we'll have a better gun.
DO IT TO THE OUTSIDE!
Mark.
Mark.
Okay!
He hurt.
Yippee!
Your number.
I'll get you.
You can't dodge it, it's unfair!
not the not the choice
I can't be a rank anymore!
of
I messed up.
Oops.
Hard.
Or not.
use a gradient attack since he equipped that pick though I don't know man overwatch old button
effect in chat right now I think you see his big shiny bar
wait we can get the Illumina now
I don't think she's lonely. She's alone, but she's not lonely.
They clearly have some sort of society here, and she's the odd one out.
Well, except for her co-conspirator in the workshop.
I've never seen creatures fighting amongst themselves before.
I met I'm impressed by her creativity and drive sorry about the axon axon ax off
Why didn't she just ask SK to bring her to the skies this bitch stupid?
I'm just gonna skip that other path entirely, huh?
I had an actual fucking- oh my god, a guy in chat screaming-
OH MY GOD, HE'S TURNING AROUND AGAIN, JUST GO FORWARD, DUDE!
Please them all boys.
And I'll please them all
Actually miss Louise right this time, okay?
I don't doubt that it's really no
right here
the pictures from one of those two paths you mean this blimp right here that I
outlined said
oh but what about the other blimp and then that guy
I spent typed in all gas which I- NOOOOOO!
Heh heh heh heh.
DO NOT!
Don't go, don't go.
Wait, what? This is the way I came up.
Oh my gosh.
It is.
Hmm.
It is.
This place is confusing a little bit.
Don't you think, fellas?
Nice beehives.
I don't know, uh...
I don't know what other path that guy could be in Chizat, though.
I say Chizat now, by the way.
It's a little bit of slang for you guys.
Pathway to the left of the lantern enemies.
Was that on the mountain?
Yep, we're back at the beginning.
area.
Left of the lantern enemies.
Left of dees.
It's shush, you're creepy.
Dead, dead, dead, L. Not a part of the winner expedition.
Massive fucking L, dude.
Honestly fucking cringe, dude.
Hello, friend.
I'm so high up!
I'm so high up!
nice anti-blight cringe applied defenseless on break cringe this is
health and defense this one 15% increased damage for each status effect on
self wait does that count like rush and powerful and shit ain't no way
No inverted does count
I got no dog.
I got no dog.
I got no Dosh I've been watching the avatar I've never even seen avatar one has there ever
been a greater industry plan?
Why did I get three turns?
I think I literally outspeeded him?
I'm not sure.
Take burn, buddy.
Nice block, you stupid bitch.
God!
Get a fleaking grip!
I'm high!
Uh, cringe, cringe and I will never use that, also it looks like a wrench though, that's
That's kind of cool.
Bye bye.
Charging counter.
And the one we got was tainted.
This would only be 15% at the beginning of combat, but it only costs three.
So I mean, that's plus 15% damage from the first three rounds of combat.
That's pretty good.
three yeah that's base
here that's like that blimpin said oh I'm gonna here we go
start learning double burn
Oh, we gotta get energizing turned everyone. I think that's the next one we're gonna do.
I'm applying a burn stack, apply a second one. That's good for my L with the painted canvas
I wonder if that would stack. I wonder if we would get three per head.
Do you see KaiSnap working with his GF and won't be in a relationship ever again? Thoughts?
Family guy cut away of that guy filling out an application of McDonald's, that's right.
Okay, I'll check himself.
I want enter guys in turn and I want tainted right now I think.
Nice bit main take my plus two. Slaps that out of your fucking hand. Looks at you with
clear look of disgust. Go! We're going to get that pick though I've been dreaming about.
I'm going to use the
rabbit
way
way
way
way
way
way
way
Or rather, we literally cannot heal. Even if we wanted to.
It's been over two years since my group's last D&B session. Is it over? Yeah. Yeah.
Yes, sir!
Nah, it'll pick up. Nope.
Have you thought I may be having party members they heal and not heal
Do you
I'm feeling like Stephen Hawking answering a question from that kid who went to the fucking mine con and asked about how much
Detonated wham
He's right. I'm Stephen Hawking right now, dude. I'm pondering the weight of the universe, dude
This guy's like dude. How can you have can you add someone in your party who heals maybe?
I'm thinking 20 steps ahead brother. You're thinking about how many players
can play on your Minecraft server. We are not the same.
Get in the way of him.
Die.
How come these guys get different combat music?
I can't explain that liberal.
I can't explain that liberal.
Alright, let's get this guy down.
Beto, Beto overkill there.
It's over! Shield Fade!
Is that cool?
It's over!
Is there an HP multiplier active?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
Just two times.
It's over.
Uh, Siri Bond!
That was not good, buddy.
I think it'll work.
READ SLASH!
It did work.
God, I'm such a fucking user.
Mid-Briandly comes up.
Excuse me.
This is a fat fucking bitch.
Loser.
Nice.
Come on guys, this is where you're like, no man, no.
Dude, no.
Don't talk about yourself like that.
Stop.
Come on, buddy.
Buddy
No, dude
No
Shut up, bitch
This guy got sins in his mouth. Why is he talking like that shut up it?
You good
Good stroke off mayhaps
Do we're fucking am I go drop I think I drop
What do you guys think these little slugs are by the way
these things they look like steam glass per sits I don't think so buddy
Slugma. Slugma what?
There it is. Mainland China.
There it is. Cuba. You're scared of heights, please stop.
Bro. Close your eyes.
I just announced that Elder Scrolls 6 will have more trees than Skyrim.
Hey man, all I'm saying is I hope you guys keep the same energy that you had for a Bastion
Steel for the new Elder Scrolls game when it comes out.
That's all I'm saying, bros.
That's all I'm saying, dude!
Shadow Boxing!
That's fucking ghost, man.
What the hell?
mouse we're gonna sort of turn out honestly i'm not sure yield versus weapon is working out
all that much but the scaling is soon nice dude
it's all fucking noise mate it's noise
all powerful 20 burn chance on him
That's pretty good, Agiloc as well.
It's a good one, maybe we got a Perry.
It's not really contributing to his turn you know what I mean
I wonder what this weapon is it only scales off of one what if I bet it is a giga if you upgrade it
I won't tell you, at least you're honest, buddy.
Bitch.
bitch fucking bitch
do you need it
so agi plus agi a here
plus five six eight right
See that?
Agi Scaling A plus 5, 6, 8 damage.
Is it like hidden scaling?
Like here?
Why is it 8, 50?
It's the same kind of scaling.
Me no no, me no no, me no no.
Higher level.
So it is scaling behind the scenes then.
There's a lightning strike on critical hits dude.
Damage can burn on critical hits by three burn instead of mark
Yeah, I don't know I feel I feel like
The way we're using them right now, it's literally this weapon, but this weapon doesn't scale off
to two of our stats. I don't know. Hello, where? Oh, that's like high snap breaking up with
you have to do it so fucking sad man
hi hi hi
corpesto giga busted
plus one apn rank up when i saw that
that is good
uh...
but we would have to
get the thing that lets us attack twice, what's it called?
no, not cheater, there's one that lets you basic attack twice
Place two burn stack per rank I just read holy fuck
How about that this was
We do basic attack a lot with this character, so
Okay, come on tech is just 10 how bad I
Don't think there's a flag near us
cringe?
do do do do do do do do do
we need three points
chance to burn on free aim shot we want the
increased break damage on burning enemies
In theory, this is really good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we can do this.
Nice.
Well, jump to a big.
How about attack two and three as well? Yeah, we'll try that.
I bet that shit Giga expensive
We're near HP go
Yeah, me me me me me me you
You're good
Well by you lady
What about you lady?
Strag it man
I'm going to use my ultimate to kill the boss.
Oh, he burned him.
Oh, it's this fucking boot.
We just changed his fucking weapon to a fire weapon, man.
Unbelievable.
believable
of
the
of
the
Incoming!
Come on, lady.
Get a grip.
This one's for Goose Dan!
Who? Your mother.
They got Versailles glasses? No. No, I don't think so. No, I don't think I will.
Here, Kaisen broke up with his GF. Dude, I swear to God, are you guys like in a discord
call trying to give me to read that fucking comment out loud right now dude
yeah dude I already cried about stuff trying to reopen my traumatic move
Okay bitch.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Okay bitch.
Set self health to one.
Heyyyyyy oh damn damn damn damn.
I mean, we're using skills. We're using powerful. That's it
I am I am I am I am I am
You're about forcing chasing a cinch for two minutes before dying today. I mean I miss that
Why is that funny that's not funny guys
Nah, that's pretty fucking funny actually, I changed my mind.
It's her!
Yippee!
I kinda wish.
We need some room to have you.
Blast is off for cutscene.
Okay.
Sweet. I'm gonna get some coffee. We're back.
Okay!
Time to fight, fight again, under the blow of the things, time to fight, fight to win,
fight again, fight for the win, time to fight, fight again, under the blow of the things,
Fight, fight the wind, fight again and we'll fight for the wind.
I don't believe it
Deep deep
Get out of my way
Who's your father?
Every father
I
you
Working on my my guest role here
Many pocket love things for something Ricketts six for seven just got here's anyone told Moon Moon about the Kai news yet
Did I literally punch my wall when I went parallel, by the way?
So fucking sad.
She's panning a hole.
I'm using my new cam-nay.
So why does this chick exist in here?
Is this what her mother created?
That chair was like, remove his glasses.
He didn't know I was going to hit him with the FADC into stupid swimsuit costume.
Ha ha ha ha ha…
Bitch...
Tell me what to do, bitch.
But to give this guy the bad…
I'll see ya.
You're a letter.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Oh, Lysia
Oh, Lysia
We seem to be the same at the start
Our stories, we don't even look
You didn't deserve that.
I know I won't let you go.
No blood is spilled.
I don't know what to do anymore.
Into the pit.
The song that you wrote,
for the love of the stars,
is the song that you wrote.
The song that you wrote,
for the love of the stars,
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
Oh, you're the real accent, you know papa painted her, so you know who she represents.
Like being here with her.
I just turned on the 10 times HP.
Oh, we're good.
I'm wrecking you.
I'm wrecking you.
I'll need it.
Jesus!
Unlucky. That's okay, buddy.
Oh, no, we're not.
That's not the same move!
Almost.
I'm not leaving you behind!
Mama Mia!
I can do it!
of
I guess this represents his hope for us.
Shoddy scaffolding?
You're human eyes are not fast enough to see us battle we both deserve to fly let me
I'll give you a new beginning.
Alicia...
Send...
me.
Wait...
Wait...
Moel!
She's paying the void, Rav.
the
role of the system and it's a
As soon as your identity, Angie Luck, that won't create.
This is the void symbol.
She said send me to my family.
Like the painted representation of her family made by her mom?
Question mark.
I can't believe she refuses to talk to anyone.
Seems alone by the lake.
The wrong male decides to go talk to him.
I'm sorry, it's what she wanted, I owed her that much, we owed her that much, I honoured
her wishes, that something neither you nor Renoir ever did, and not Mama either.
I didn't get to say goodbye. She didn't wait
You didn't give me a chance to persuade her
He's got he's crying
She's not you you don't know that I
Know her better need is crying lol it's just like in these particular styles of like cutscenes or whatever like in game ship
they're just going they wallow around like v-tubers in place pretty much and
so it looks a little silly for them to be tears they're giving me the chance to
try
you've lost two brothers you know what it's like to lose your sibling and
never get the chance to say goodbye
I don't know man, if Persona you just have a JPG?
I mean I would prefer that.
decision. She's the last of my family. I have no one left now. You have me. You have
us. Well, I wasn't ready. Don't understand. You were ready when you set up a party.
You expected that he would erase the canvas and everyone in it.
Isn't that the same thing?
You have conversations IRL with statues.
Is this chatter implying that he talks to people and this is how you stand and move
and when you converse with people dude?
It's different.
It's different.
You got vertigo all the time?
Is that what you're like wobbly?
You know why.
Shut up.
You're right.
I should have thought of you.
I should have given you a chance to say goodbye.
I'm truly sorry, Professor.
At least...
She's free now.
Yes, I always do my idle animation.
Nice.
He appreciates the male's awesome.
Male empathizes deeply with Versa.
Male and Versa feel closer to each other.
Kill your sister.
The suit and sounds a little longer this time.
Male comforts Versa.
Head back to the others.
Well, I'm getting quite tired of people telling
Yeah, we're so purchased mail who is staring the monolith by herself
You even give a damn diverse. Yeah, male's definitely got like a like a
like a pseudo-god complex going on right now.
It feels less oppressive.
Yes.
hunting down the writers responsible for the fire. Sounds like Claire. Yeah. Barely saw her when I was home. She took
Versailles death very personally. Well, we all did. I've met her three times. You have? The first time's
right after the fracture with Expedition Zero. She stopped us at the barrier.
now now it's getting juicy she told you everything yeah then try to kill us we
wouldn't go home she found me years later and tried to recruit me then she
found me again 16 years ago told me to keep an eye on you I think she felt you
She was safer here.
Away from her wall.
Wait.
So, you've been watching me this whole time?
How?
From afar.
I'd slip out of the living air occasionally.
Oh.
So, you knew where I was.
And you left me there, too.
I couldn't exactly take you with me, but...
I tried to look out for you, and once you left Lumiere, I stayed close.
I played all the really dangerous Navrons out of your path, and I pulled you away on the beach.
But you also let Renoir kill the rest of the expedition.
You didn't help them.
There were too many of them to save.
I need to ask you something.
What?
You wouldn't lie to me, right?
I think we're well passed out.
On the cliff.
Gustav.
What is it?
Did you let Renoir kill Gustav?
Could you have saved him?
Yes, I'm sorry, I was afraid if you found out about the canvas and he was there, you
He would refuse to help me send him off, wouldn't he?
So you let him die?
I did.
I should have told you everything sooner, but...
I couldn't take any chances.
Thanks...
for telling me the truth.
Phew...
Yeah, it'll explain for that another.
You were a painter's?
Paint something?
How about Papa, you go home?
Catchy.
Come on, let's do it.
She recovered fast because she's got a God complex and she knows she can just bring him back.
It's not it's not so it's not such a tragedy anymore
Wait
Kills weak targets do we get we get the Thanos snap now
You can see him pulling her away on the beach, see, originally?
I miss that.
Is it really a God complex if she's actually God?
Man, God complex implies more than the ability to do God-like things.
There's like a general aloofness sometimes, kind of like insinuates that she feels like
she's kind of above certain things, I guess, yeah.
Yeah, she's doing her Freerun impression right now, not nearly as much, but.
only have 2k HP because of the energizing turn we gotta go yeah I gotta turn in our journals
Uh, should I see that in Black Fane?
Uh, thanks for the help.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Check the monolith. I already did. I saw the message. Fuck it!
They go on adventures with Freerun? Yeah, but she probably hate me, guys. I'm gonna be honest.
I think I found enough.
One of the you himself was there as for the cigarette here get for your travels. Thanks
Is that the last one
Sorry, my please don't crush my balls with your big strong feet. I won't do
Okay, we can go see no true
We need an energizing turn on you
Let's get that HP back.
Mm-mm-mm mm-mm
Oh, we're a one-off whoops
Boom
We're stinted oh my god
We weren't done
It was an eight forget
That was probably faster.
That was rarer.
And we need one more.
Whoops.
Let me kill some of that real quick.
Remember, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Flash through the sky.
Aye.
Why the fuck is she in my body?
He's like, who stopped me in the morning?
Defeated by level 1 enemy dude.
So fucking sad.
So freaking, freaking sad man.
avoiding the hard enemies like the plague. That's what's happening right now. Yeah, I'm
stupid as fuck too. What's up, dude. I'm stupid as hell.
I didn't find another pack I got distracted by dresser
I didn't actually clip it you dope you fucking you fucking donkey
I'll put a tainted on these guys so I can stop.
your island looking extra wispy today thanks
you
greetings dog oh hello okay I lost a significant portion of his memories
Memories you'll never recall
Your pollution have to face me again really slaying with me there's a price for hold it holding the longest grudge
No price necessary enjoy holding grudge
Keeps me nice and cranking strong
Yes, well, I thought we'd ever come our differences, you know last time and all no
I'm gonna enjoy destroying you again
I'm going to be a little bit more energetic, but I'm going to be a little bit more energetic.
I'm going to be a little bit more energetic.
Why didn't you break my dump?
I'm an idiot.
I. I. I.
Time to read.
He's back. Who's the bar guy, dude?
Yeah they still work. They workin.
How you gonna go?
How you gonna go?
Oh
It's over mighty strike
Right.
Fine, you can stay.
Thanks a little bit for this now.
No, but you may still visit the village if you wish.
Or invite me next time you go adventure.
Okay.
I would much prefer you over Monaco.
I
Michael Knight makes your son it was Monica. Monica Lewinsky. You don't know who that is
the client
Shut up, okay
Got it
She's our underwater thing now
Well, then now that all of our side character missions have been completed
Okay, so we're not actually diving got it
I'm not sure.
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Fight the snake?
I normally only drain the snake.
I can fight with it.
You know what I mean?
Are those underwater spots marked in the map?
No.
Oh, no. There's like this whole other area over here, dude.
That's probably a giga area.
I'm missing a lot of ingredients and mainly comes down to
You mean
I mean when she seals baby out here, let me know
Verso's drafts.
Die!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Target spotted
Target spotted
Look at that poop
They're the flying manor here's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna read every chat comment that tells me to do something
And then I'm going to ignore you like I have been the last couple of hours
status of status update
okay go that way maybe we can't actually go that right on the fun
weird
Greetings sir.
I come for thee.
Guess 5 times HP.
I'm not leaving you behind.
I'm not leaving you behind.
I'll wait till you break me.
I'm gonna have to turn that bonus HP off, I think.
way too early buddy
oh they're not ready
they're not ready
man
do do do do
Ooh, Windows wants to finish setting up a device, that's cool.
Don't hate that.
Do not hate that.
I bet this boss is immune to dark.
I think we stick with those.
Do we have a backup level for you?
Probably should have made one.
We don't really have a backup level.
That's fine.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing?
I fucked up
I'm on fire
Let's see if they're near dark.
You are gonna die.
I'm going to keep shooting.
I
the
I'm gonna kill him.
Bruv Fiender
I think I'll improvise
We burning
Oh my god.
I
Yes, I go
Take this!
Not looking good.
I can do it!
Always take everything.
We're in a we're in a lose situation here.
I don't have one person at full HP.
I can do it!
I
Leave it
I'm always come back.
Sick.
I
Will be lucky
I don't really see a point to having to have bonus HP, I really don't.
At least at this point.
I'm not strong enough to, like, justify them having a trash bag.
Um...
Don't like it for story bosses?
Yeah.
Yuh.
Yuh.
Yeah, yeah
For the play-based
You stupid wench.
You on fire, dog.
You can't do shit.
I
did
Not I drove
You're gonna die.
That makes me so fucking sad.
Let's call the pot.
Well, if you're gonna die, we are not going to...
blow.
in
Seems about right
I
I'm going to use my shield.
Oh, nice.
I'm going to use my shield.
Bring it!
Oh no!
Light strikes!
Light strikes!
WIGHT STRIKES!
LIGHT STRIKES!
BISKIE AND LUCIDITY Darkbeam Zone?
I
Don't like to serve
Why does a male thing you know snap this guy it's if they are sent to weaker
Just try it.
It still does damage wall?
HAHAHAHA! Sorry.
Cancel his overblower in there.
The way to kill him is right here.
Take this!
Wow wow!
Take this!
I like to see it.
Blood, she dead to this barn on God.
Great.
Nice attack, Nubinstein!
Was I cool?
Oh shit.
Oh, my in.
We'll die.
Giga not worth.
Oh yeah.
Just block it one time.
One time.
Take this!
Do you mean it?
Get ready!
Skinner fuckin' asked me.
You're fucking dead bitch.
Big damn mouse.
Oh, my god. WB.
Okay. Fringe.
Oh.
I'm still cringing.
Bit too royal there, chief.
I
I
Slight miscalculation, boys. Good luck, Marcelle.
And they should have died that burn, but I would still have to turn with her.
Ideally, we don't get hurt.
like that
You're gonna burn it up again.
I
Believe
Let's play!
Time to die.
Probably rushed there, honestly, but I'm an idiot, so...
Come on brother.
Get ready!
Alrighty!
Oh, he's not burning anymore!
All right.
Do we go for the Twilight Dance? That's the question.
Stinky poopie!
To the rush!
Woopsy!
I need a backup in case my entire team gets killed by the ability that's been wiping me
literally every round.
Sorry.
This one.
Plan B not required, baby.
And now, this one's for Gustav.
We're on duration increase.
Wait, that's actually insane.
Um, it'll be good on Goosa, eventually we want it on Male too.
What the fuck was it called?
Longer Burn.
I'm an idiot.
Big pick down here.
Double you.
That wasn't on the map, huh?
The Fountain.
Danger, danger!
High Voltage!
What did you say?
Port de Lumiere.
Apple Tower. Idiot.
Watch out. Is it looking for a fight?
How come it's called the Tord of France? Does that mean the Tower of France?
Hmm?
Eww!
I want you to conquer the monolith!
And best Achieve claimed, this painting is her own.
Mr. Shelby, please, to hear of your feat.
Now, what can I say to the consequences of your trip?
What will happen to the canvas?
We'll stop wearing wore from destroying the canvas.
Impossible! What you aim to do is unachieveable.
But I commend your determination.
Mistress afflicted me with a similar quality.
We who are her creations, we share the same duty to hasten a resolution to their conflict by removing their powers of destruction by keeping chroma from their grangs.
But I was signed additional duty.
Incomplete unfinished creations brought to life by the hand of the Mistress.
I was painted to neutralize them.
What would your Mistress want then?
The existence is proof of my Mistress's failures and for that reason I want to erase them.
But I could not.
Made it by the same brush cut from the same cloth.
Seeing their pitiful state.
I simply couldn't.
But you, you helped them. Many of them are back on their feet thanks to you.
Oh yeah. You have shown them mercy, you chose the way of kindness.
Often have I thought it wrong to hope. For too long I roamed the world. I thought the duty
assigned to me to be cruel. Even when I settled on a new purpose it soon revealed itself to be
impossible as well. So I wandered little by little I lost myself in the thoughts of darkness
As I noticed the world around me, I then learned the truth.
You are one of them.
Expeditioners give help to so many of us.
Kindly accept this me, continue to help those who have strayed from their path.
Yeah.
Your sister created the Nevrons.
Yes.
Except for the ones on the Atsun Islands.
Why did she make Nevron feet so pointy?
I can't polish them without poking myself.
It's too...
Because Verso couldn't draw feet.
Yes.
Quite annoying.
My favourite theory is actually some crazy, demonic mass teacher, and this is our punishment
for failing at numbers.
A load of superstitious hysteria, but at least we're here now.
It's worth it just to walk these valleys.
I've barely seen a meadow since Lady Genocide and her poison smoke took up residence.
And the sky!
I feel almost naked without the dome above us.
It's so exposed but it's thrilling too.
We landed at the exact spot where Expedition Zero touched ground and retraced their route.
But there is not a single scrap of cloth or body anywhere.
That's what we did.
Bloody hell!
We're out here chasing shadows.
15-year-old shadows.
I'm glad we responded the expeditions.
But how the hell are we supposed to find them?
No trail last 15 years.
Bloody hell!
Why'd she end up here?
Okay, we got a thing about what we want to do.
What are we missing?
Second chance on Verso.
So many points though, I don't know.
I would like to increase my damage.
Meow, meow.
The only way she increases her damage is glass cannon.
She needs energizing parry as well.
25 to mail increase break damage so we could do we do 35 to mail
Let's just do that.
You want to try to stop us?
Only I don't appreciate a fool to try to stop you.
We get the unfinished, we are grateful.
I can kill it.
Do it?
I don't think I should, man.
I think I should.
Hey, let's go, Alex, we're still...
Power on Shell.
And Shell on Rush.
Honestly, Shell on Rush is a good idea.
That is a good idea.
What is the name of that?
Is it literally just Shell on Rush?
Stay marked.
Double mark
Powerful on shell
Yeah
I'm looking, hang on.
A square?
Okay, so, I mean, which one of these is this regard?
Actually, I still don't know what it's called.
I don't know what it's called.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Powerful and Shell and Shell and Rush.
I don't think I have Shell and Rush.
Nay.
Nay.
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
Powerful on Shell.
So, I mean, in theory if we have a shell on rush and we cast rush, should it also cast
powerful on everyone?
Yeah, we don't have that shit yet.
Hell no, we ain't got that shit man.
We do have greater shell we have greater rush and greater powerful what we do is we
put all those on her and they just hard cast this at the serve combat.
That makes it so that Gustav, her Versa doesn't have to use Powerful anymore.
Which is cool
What else
Oh
I'm not really using skills I am around reason basic attack
We could probably keep Powerful on him in case we wanted to cast it for some reason.
The spell's self status effects. I will probably grab that actually.
This one's only three if you love.
Damage might be good though
Go by combo attack two since you're too poor last time. We might be too poor right now
Or was combo attack to you anyway, I
Don't remember
Follow-up would be good if
Like, we literally want to end our turns with a basic attack.
That chatter was wrong.
Unsurprising.
Looks so way in disappointment.
We need 35 for mail.
to 70
Offer about warming up
That's why I'm here with a breaker them
Um, I think maybe we grab glass cannon
Now what were we gonna put on I already forgot
Energy Paris was
greater powerful no no no no okay so in theory we just got a 50% damage increase
of it that's good
we got to learn some pictures
so we can replace this one because it's not that good.
Uh, greater shell.
We got rid of, uh, what was, uh, beneficial contamination.
You've wore me up you've wore me up very nice very nice
We gotta go learn greater shell
Augmented attack on Bersa
True. Sixth of Merceau.
I feel like we had a...
What are you doing without this, buddy?
Uh, he needs...
Twenty-two. Twenty-one. Twenty-one.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, we're good.
of
the
Okay.
Um, how many do we have left?
I
Think
Okay, looking good. Feeling good. Almost 7k HP on him.
only has a 2.7 she just have second chance second chance
We got to get her in HP 1.
Have you read the In-Medius Respecto?
Yeah.
Sure have.
Where am I?
And my dears res I don't know how to pronounce that shit
What'd you say hamburger Frenchie?
Say it right, too, bitch.
Here we go.
Say it right.
Flash through the sky!
You're not a motherfucking enemy, dude.
Did I forget the double basic attack pick, though?
No.
Nay, Traveler.
Nay.
hey I'm fucking flying dude or the bad man
I'm gonna...
We'll see you in one more.
A power up hell.
Lighthouse of them.
I'm blind.
No way to go I couldn't we fight them marching again
Can't fight this guy
Which one
It's good stuff stuff. I didn't waste my fucking money on that shit, bro
You did shut your fucking mouth sling to you into a locker
I was on you.
I have a small problem here.
Question mark.
question mark
are you
oh
sort alphabetical
this would be good on a verse O2 but we don't have the
stiff we got the stiff dude
Okay, so we're actually gonna leave greater shell on and we're gonna put this
be on now
we replace burn affinity and drop something in her thing because she needs
more HP right now. More HP. Two antifreeze, I guess.
Do my allies need greater rush to be affected by greater rush?
they don't, right? Because Versa was applying greater powerful to everybody. So we've been
sitting on minus 10 this whole time.
What did we have on?
It was a...
Probably burn affinity, yeah.
Um...
You take these off.
Denny, neow, neow.
We don't really have any...
any
Yonk
Yonk
Okay
Okay, at least 4k HP not bad
I don't remember what we were doing
We went to the fountain and we can't go top of the monolith yes that's that's
It's almost the cool-ass, dude.
It was almost cool-ass, dude.
Wait, remember to the tower?
We're gonna check the islands.
What the fuck?
The dark gestural arena.
Oh, there's an asperger, wasn't there?
What is it?
An old arena from the village.
Some gesturals built balloons to make it pretty, but...
they built so many that...
it started flying.
I wonder where the best solo cared wave is at.
It might be Verso.
I am Fizo.
Someone's here.
Is it Golgra?
Impossible, Golgra could never find us.
Ah, geez, I just got reborn.
I don't want to die again.
I am not Golgra.
Exactly what Golgra would say.
Oh no, it's really Golgra.
Get you here in your pods.
That's not Golgra's voice.
Oh, I see.
That's supposed to be a warrior, though.
Are you a warrior?
I am a warrior.
Perfect.
It's been a long time.
What about our own private arena?
The arena in Guestleville just boring, so we created our own.
Please don't tell Gogo. As our guest, we welcome you new warrior.
You're running an arena from inside your pot. It's an honest life.
So, what say you if you can lead all our towns to offer the ultimate guest reward?
Something that will make you the absolute strongest warrior.
Okay.
Oh, I'll take out the edge.
I know your fucking tricks pussy
Okay.
It's over.
Oh wow you did it! Respect! No no no respect yet this one was the easiest let's see how
you do in the next round. Maybe later. My Held? Yes.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Oh
Smarks
Parries for no fucking reason
I'm deranged
Parish
Last one if you survive you should play our ultimate reward.
Okay, let's do it.
Understood.
Oh, yeah.
Well, there we go.
Oh, yeah.
Ow!
There he marks me.
Okay.
Okay.
Time to end this.
Bring it on, bitch.
Smurfs.
Looks like you beat all of our challenges.
As promised, here is the Ultimate Reward.
Take this, champion.
But this will be even more unstoppable.
You're not crowned the Ultimate...
Ah!
What is it?
She's here, Golgar, she found us, she can sense her muscles- OH SHIT!
I can sense her muscles from here!
Whoa. Oh, we're dead.
Calm down, calm down, I have a plan.
Tell us.
Esteemed champion.
Can you challenge us before you give us a true war?
Or run away like a coward.
I'll face Golgar for you.
Oh? That really worked?
Okay, then who will fight Golgar?
Do I have to do it right now?
I want to put combo attack on.
Oh!
I'm dealing a one chance.
an arena without my approval you care for a fight huh actually I was growing
tired of this unending goose chase I can use a nice relaxing fight we finally
have the space for proper do so I won't hold back I prepared for what you're
asking for promise the guys here if I don't take care of them later for now
I'm going to enjoy this. Here I come
I'm so sorry
Why can't I go S-Rank?
Hello?
Oh, we're good.
Oh, I missed a bunch of shots.
Nailed.
I hope you appreciate it.
We find it stylish around here.
Barry's time. Thanks again for saving us and see you around champion.
Um...
Where the f is it? Am I blind?
Yeah.
Um...
That's okay.
How much, uh, Lumina do we have?
Oh, 30.
Yikes.
Do you want to use a weapon, please?
Yeah, I mean, look, we could use Delicio or we could get up to 300% increased burn damage
and apply 20 stacks of burn each time we basic attack and get 40 burn because we have Cheater.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, Delicio, yeah, you can only have one extra turn, so Simmer's not kind of forgetting
about gradient attacks sometimes because they kind of is an extra turn I don't want to wear
How much color do we need?
Nooooo we can put it all on him though.
You don't go to get them inside the arena?
You do when you fight?
This is 30
Do do let's just go find some in the walk there's gotta be one of
There's gotta be one out there oh
We're at 2x the HP for now?
I feel like we kind of... we kind of... we've kind of gone super sane a little bit.
Number 10, what is the large number 10?
Any fat pieces of shit in chat?
Any fatties?
I'm gonna slice their stream because someone's telling me what happened.
I mean, it was by far my favorite stream of this game.
important shrimp. Where's the fucking Luminizer here? Found it!
You're free.
Do I squint word, eating his first crabby patty?
Wait.
Four.
Well, I fucked up, that's okay.
We need to limit it, if you talk to the guest over shit and merchant in the village, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mmm, mmm.
Wait Kai, Kai's Tannat got blacklisted or just Kai?
Hello mighty JJGX2
Cool, fuck you
We're gonna kill some mobs I'm not grinding I'm not grinding I'm not
That's a lot of burns.
It's gonna be 30 believe or 30 burn.
That's a lot of burn.
I land nothing for something for a million years.
Oops, swings up the air.
That's
Cobblestone
Did whatever
If a double burn to oh shit wait did we
Have we even learned that
Oh my god, oh my god. Oh shit
Double
Gotta be looking at the water.
The Reacher, dude. The Crows, dude.
Wait, that was the one before us!
the monolith but thus far we've been unable to tap into those flows maybe
Gustav's idea to convert chroma from pink toast
what did he call it you mean that maybe that's not so crazy after all damn
Well, the journal indicated that this Nevron is immune to every element.
Epic.
So what we will do is get something that makes it weak.
Although it does fire damage.
So maybe this won't work
the crows
break time fellas
break time fellas
break time fellas
break time fellas
Break time, fellas.
Boo, boo, boo, boo!
I'll turn back, one sec.
You
Just don't get blue shelled. I did, by the way. I did get blue shelled. I lost points
for getting first place. My friend Mori just got throat surgery not too long ago. Can you
wish her a speedy recovery? Speedy recovery, Mori? Well, my throat's sore. It's usually
because I've sucked too many dicks army shoot them
I got two shot man!
I did it.
Nooo man!
Like I look like me?
Let's do that.
You'll play it I'll play clear obscure on dude get dude
I'm gonna play clear obscure in 10 years from now on stream bro, so make sure you're here in 2035 when we check out on
Fucking
This day 10 years from now. I swear to God. I'll play dude. Just stop fucking asking. Please man. Please
We're gonna get hit and murdered
I
Actually, I'm curious who is your favorite pro league player ever. Yeah
Well, I'm in a
I can get that faker versus my all-time
In a
Okay, you know this bro. No, no, I'm a cutie pie. I said it. Yeah, that's a good answer
No, I respect it. He's one of my like
Why did he just died
Hmm like that
You fucking get your fat fucking leg over there, dude?
Hello?
Why?
Why?
What is this specific thing happening right now?
game scary no poop lover 73 it's not scary at all in my opinion
Oh
It's gonna start on burger joint do this so American
skirt
Good stuff.
Wait.
Is there nothing here?
Am I dumb?
You guys are all smiling, I'm not.
I'm not fucking smiling right now I'm definitely getting sick
my stupid hell hey skinny thanks for seven I don't know what to do
I
Die
What's up, man?
He kills the entire family?
Oh, we were supposed to learn some of this stuff.
Yeah, he's flying, yeah, he's flying.
They want our stance to wear off here.
Okay. Do not care.
Nice hit.
Let's come up a path.
He can't use skills that sucks, dude.
What am I?
Hormigun.
Hormigun.
Ta-da!
Isle of the Isles.
Thank me.
So Ace, thanks for not subbing.
Perfect great gumbo, thanks for subbing.
They're almost there buddy.
Want to go for a slam?
Is it really, truly that interesting?
I'm hearing some squeaking.
Oh
Where the fuck did you come from
I
Do
Matt oh
I don't know what to do with that.
Shut up.
Die.
Hold on, I'll load it for something.
I'm going to kill everything.
I'm dead!
My sword is dead!
Wowsers.
80 burning that poor piss tank.
So for no piss tank to live.
We're just doing a little investigating right now.
Looking for some additional eyeballs.
a fall so we got a probably gonna break them all use the bridge
Is that not one?
Am I dumb?
Right here.
Right here.
I think it was making noise.
They're all on these creatures too.
Dogs never look up here, but I ain't no dog, I'm a man.
What the shit?
Neil
I don't fucking care, bitch.
It's over.
Like I said, I'm pretty confident we can raise their HP now.
We've gone even further beyond.
You learned it.
Yippee!
Let's get some HP and defense on you, fella.
Hmm.
Wait.
Maybe we equip double burn, actually.
for now which we have not learned one more
Doro Doro Doro Doro Doro Doro Doro Doro Doro
Doro Doro Doro
Emote Farm Emote Farm
Farm in a way
Can't put my pants in this other
I don't know what's
Left to say and I'll say it anyway
Check what we just got for mail.
This one?
An offensive stance double amount of the amount of burn applied.
Vitality luck.
Meh.
You jerk off to Doro?
That's fucking awesome.
Epic.
All by Epic style.
style. Google Dorothy and Nikkei. Dorothy Nikkei. Images. Oh, it's her dude. I get it.
Real Doros. Shit, Romonix for 69 months. Lol. Omega Lol.
Here we go!
Woohoo!
Where do we go?
The canvas.
The D-Candace?
I
Canvass portrait of the the song
Fam, you wish to remove the portrait.
Oh.
Do it. Don't they need this to survive?
No?
I guess it's a painting of a painting, huh?
I don't know what's real, man.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I
Remove the poor frame hanging is it
Yeah
Almost no purpose of that just cosmo
Where'd you get him? Oh, shit I...
Manor Family Canvas. So we put him in the manor, right?
I forget it's a little one, like, a quick way to get there was...
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
You ruined the gig of sex ending?
Gestural Village? I don't want to go all the way there.
Hello?
I can't go up there. I'm a fucking loser.
Yeah, I get it, man. You ain't gotta tell me every time you do it.
I
Wanted
Hey guys, I gotta kill you real quick, so sorry.
You dumb bitch!
Holy fuck wait. Alright, remember to go down a little bit.
Aye aye aye!
We ain't this wrong yet.
Double burn isn't working for that.
Wait actually, it was.
Who are you attacking? Fuck.
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee heee
I
Die again, yeah
Oh no.
I'm fucking buried that! I waited too!
Oh, I'll stitch you to the ground.
Or I can't kill these guys.
Here they are.
This isn't a burn anyway I guess.
of
First of these to stop dying.
Stop.
Thanks
I forget why her HP is so low right now
Alrighty, not very lucky there, chief.
They were like...
Let's call the fire.
I don't want to run out of these bitches.
Disaster.
Idiot.
Worry.
That was the wrong fellow, fellow.
That was the wrong fellow fellow
don't spend
nice
I think I'll...
it's your dad
aww man
here we go again
We're dead.
We actually lost a lot of them.
two revives left. Incredible clutch.
I'll manage.
Let's go. Just try it.
I
Really buddy
So early buddy Jesus man
I know it.
Ten times hell.
I
Parish yo she flinchin and I hate that
The flinch man!
We're out there.
I live for the worse.
Let's shot them.
It's over.
Corpeso 29
Weapon leveled up
Um
Do we have more XP for that?
Bro, I don't want to do that again
Jesus
Holy fuck.
Hell no, man.
Hell no!
Go down to five? That's probably fine.
Thank God, Gamer, keep it on.
it on. I'm okay with being a thank god gamer like this. I'm sick of constantly early
Color detected. Wait, did we learn double burn yet? Double burn learned. We got to take
this shit off. It's dirty! But we got room. We got room though. We preemptively made
room. And now it's about to get truly sick fucking nasty by the way.
Skip loop? Where?
Over here?
What a dope.
Let's see what I'm using an item.
To who?
The person they're using it on?
My 100% completionist player?
No.
Not normally.
I'm only in 85% completionists.
Hang on tight.
Sinister cave.
Here we go!
I draw no satisfaction from getting cosmetics or seeing achievements.
So it's pretty rarely worth it to one episode a game.
Biggest technique so far.
We killing you first, buddy.
Can you do a debuff?
You stupid bitch.
bitch
he's a male
Look at the screen scroll.
Cork Zero. Let's go into the sinister cave. Little cash
Thank you for that boom
Oh we got 27 I think we dump all 30 on mail so we can have her wear some HP
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Double burn.
You can sort by HP?
Not wrong.
I could do that.
I won't, but I could.
Dude, where's the pretty French lady singing?
She too good to show up to the cave?
Just spot dude.
It's too sinister in here.
Interesting.
The fucking leaf.
Climb it.
You rang?
Yeah, I no longer wish for your tree jam.
Take it back and be gone.
Vanishes you.
What if we had a fucking map?
It's like a mini map, wouldn't that be tight?
I don't think it would diminish from the experience at all.
I am up.
Alrighty, we can proceed.
Be hops.
Yeah, where's the previous exposition maps? That's a good-ass point, chatter.
I feel like that's a secret.
Most downloaded mod on Nexus?
XD?
XD.
Me when I think something's really funny?
xD
dude that's so bullshit
they're gonna make me drop down twice
maybe thrice actually
oh yeah
Fire Blithyx or something?
This is your stream makes me XD
XDDVD
I'm Tapenguin of Doom
Holds up Sport?
In case it wasn't obvious, I'm a bit random
I'm a bit chaotic
Do-do-do-do. Curse self on Battlestar. Reset curse duration when entering Twilight. Play
again when entering Twilight. Not bad, but... You're just casting buff. It's dead. Nice.
Did not expect that.
Now we drop down again.
See, I have Immaculate Cave Sense, but anywhere where there's a roof above, not above me,
My cave sense don't work
So Immaculate in fact that I I thought that was another route, but it was actually just an area. We've already been in
Gaming
Tunnel sense. Yeah, I'm a dwarf
Wharf.
What up, B?
Neal.
The actual top mods for this game are making the dodges and parries easier?
Unsurprising.
It's time.
Oh my wamo, Shindeiru.
He's gonna even drop good gear or good Cromon in.
He dropped for a Splendid.
Dude, the map!
Is that the only guy that's here?
Anything from when you could swim is way easier.
Oh my god, yeah, we could have...
We could have swam here. I forgot. I turned around because I saw this pretty early.
Then I turned around because I was actually too weak to come here and then I
tried to come back.
Excuse me.
What'd that?
Now we go!
Hi, that's Epstein Island?
Who's dying first?
I
Scream
Well, you're fucking dead probably
I fucked up.
What are you shooting at there, brother?
That's the one she was wearing, nope.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Hmm.
I feel like this is probably better.
do do do do
Where's it?
You gotta make room
But how doth we do that
Like this
It's a tropical over here, I guess
What's that floating thing up there
Here we go! Here we...
What's up, fella?
Okay.
Round two, baby.
Stop floundering!
Scream
All right
To bitch
Yes, what up?
I need the fire but not burn.
Okay, that doesn't work.
Good to know.
Is this the trouble they're tripping once up?
And the camera just can't force it.
I forget what one that is.
I don't think we're going to be switching to it.
Oh, it's the lightning one.
Normally a lure around his mom, right?
Let's go.
Go on, Mora.
Okay. Endless Night's Sanctuary.
Faster. Always faster.
Appellotion on this weaker skin is looking divine.
Appellotion every day, brothers.
aren't they like really far away from where they need to be though
So the neverons they beat the shit out of.
Hmm
Let's go
Oh god, they're no match for us fool.
Killing dogs over here, damn.
In every game.
What's up, man?
Oh my, I've not met an expeditioner quite some time, or anyone else that I matter.
Hello, wonderful to meet you.
Agrandus, what are you doing here?
I've been lost in these sunless woods for as long as I can remember.
Luckily, I fell in with a rather lively crowd of gestures.
It opened me as one of their own, and it helped I suppose that I am an engineer by trading
to fix their weapons in Sakabata.
They used to love to fight with resulting in quite a bit of breakage.
Sadly, it also resulted in quite the death toll, and not all of it at the hands of Nevoros.
Their zest for battle sometimes went too far, friendly fire in the ladder, maybe unfriendly
fire.
And though my gestural friends could resurrect, the death toll grew so high that it overwhelmed
the queue at their sacred river.
They were all my friends and they kept dying and resurrecting, losing their memory of it
each time.
It broke my heart.
I couldn't bear it anymore, so I wrote to Golgur for help.
There was perhaps not the best idea, Golgur's solution was quite severe, but we decided
to kill every gestural here and plant their vies in the ancient sanctuary.
I believe they're still there now waiting their turn at the river.
That must be hard.
Just as the gestural way.
Just like that I lost all my friends.
It is lonely, albeit more peaceful life these days.
Anyway, I've worked tirelessly and improving their psychopathic talk properly to honor
their memory.
Finding them walking around, feel free to fight them.
After all, this is what my friends would have won.
Dead
Shut up
I'm over
I'm taking damage to you
I'm gonna try to shank my ass
Radiant Slash.
Ah!
Hey sup man, thanks for subbing.
Welcome to Seattle.
I saw a video of a guy who was walking around Seattle and he just randomly took a board
with nails on it and swung and hit an old lady in the head and gouged her eyeball out.
She's walking down the street.
As one does.
I was like, AI? No.
It's real. It's real.
Are you watching this kind of thing?
The news? I don't know, man. The local news?
Good fucking question.
it's nine early for some of it
light them up
Yeah, let's come up off.
Hmm.
Jatter, I'm sorry for calling you an idiot.
I'm sorry for lashing out, dude.
I just can't help it.
I've got so much rage burning inside of me.
Oh
Are you deaf big time
Are you dead?
Big time.
I promise I'm not searching up this grandma gore.
Poorly dude.
Behold, true fucking power.
Oh, it's killing everything.
Moon notoriously hates the elderly?
It doesn't mean I want to watch him die.
I just want to hear about it, you know what I mean?
Oh, what a shame.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
Who are we here?
Oh, it's so terrible what happened terrible what happened
What's wrong with you you won't you can't kill me about my enmity with the elderly dude you can't I'm sorry, dude
It's not gonna work
Boom
We all inevitably hate the thing we've become you mean become the thing we hate
That was almost good
It's going off-screen
I
Worked my EP go I found it it ain't enough
Take this!
Okay
I was supposed to react to that the first time that's crazy
Neal.
You are already dead.
Whatever.
She looks like a ghost.
She looks like the ring.
Is it with no ring?
Sadako!
That's her name, by the way. We're on a first-name basis.
99 Agility? 99 Might.
Barry Pogger's mail.
Then they made a ring versus the grudge like Freddy versus Jason ain't no way.
Still giving double damage to male would be nasty oh my god wait that chatter is right.
I forgot about that ability dude.
Yeah, we're kind of doing nothing with her second turn.
Holy guacamole!
I mean, on either character, honestly.
I'm not using this one.
Long time to see is Expedition 33 worth it.
Depends.
Do you like a full and satisfying single player experience with a story that isn't a story
bogged down in poor translation and JRPG tropes that make them almost unbearable for
anyone without a turbo button keep it out brother I like your pictures of it
is it worth 40 bucks? yeah? this is a 60 dollar game
It's not, I mean it's worth the money, for sure, not that it's literally that cost right
now.
Who we killin' bros, you.
I mean, surely you're dead to burn, right?
Alright, so we can't- we can't shoot with her anymore, we can't.
need to remember that. Also, we actually used this on him. Because this guy's dead.
damn kind of a shame we got out well go fuck your shell
I wonder if we still have the double damage, I don't think so
I got that said.
Alright.
to the shot
We fucked up the double damage.
We still do that.
We have to end on virtual, so...
Oh
One
Let's bail some out.
Let's finish this.
Let's go
Oh
Oh, yeah, oh, yes, sir, please
Is he taking a reduced damage?
What's happening?
The shield's up?
Oh yeah.
I wanted to see the 300 burn painted canvas double damage attack.
The burn hit him for 4 million?
Damn.
That's the best Monaco weapon?
Oh.
20% increase damage for each consecutive turn without taking damage.
Break damage is double ball and almighty mass.
That's what it's say.
Too bad he'll never use it.
Too late now, fellas.
Have people done no-hit runs of this yet?
Yeah.
I can imagine it's very difficult compared to some other games.
A lot of the attacks are like super telegraphed.
Some of them aren't.
You know which ones aren't, it's not really a problem.
And you know how it is for most like runners and stuff, right?
There's probably like one or two people who are running this on like
Gigamax difficulty, like...
You know, the most popular category is probably like Easy, which increases like the Parry and Dodge.
I'm just guessing, right?
But most- most theaters play the game uneasy essentially.
Which is not to diminish going fast.
Which is always commendable.
But...
As a result of, you know, playing a game like this uneasy...
It would...
Doing no hit run and it's not as impressive as it would be, like...
That's why I said that. Sorry.
We got there.
Explanation concluded.
Sorry for what?
Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dick.
Well, I don't know.
I saw a paragraph that said, without spoilers from the first time, first of all, welcome.
Good to meet you. Say hello. I'm not reading all that.
no offense
I do appreciate the without spoilers at the start though. That was nice because then I knew not to read it
Double vagina monster
I think about my turn.
That is weak one, guys.
Wait, we don't share with you.
And so, his story began and ended soon after that.
well. We got a little cocky there. Well, it's okay.
We missed. We missed.
I'm not giving up.
Nail.
I'll wait until you get everything.
Play again, I'm breaking it for you.
Imagine if there was no limit on how many extra turns you could have.
Could you play indefinitely?
Probably.
So what?
I'm here to play the game.
You can already do that.
I can hear you. I can hear you. I can hear you. I can hear you.
Peaceful.
Hi. Didn't expect to see humans here and alive as well.
Shut up.
poop trash might use this for stats though this is this is game shell for
winter on base attack 20% of a gradient charge on hitting a marked target
once per turn honestly this is probably really good because we're not really
generating so
that will be our next lumina investment
Oh, we gotta be your ass, man.
I got $1,000, dude.
We should have waited.
I remember you.
It's over.
It's over.
Oh
Not impressed
You got me dude
We have the level 1.
Playmark on break cringe.
Sat also cringe.
Shell on rush.
Hmm, that's not bad.
Or?
Do what you want to try, now.
Shup, dude.
your fucking mouth
shut up
and we'll be coughing man, we'll be coughing
Get that shit streamer off the screen? Who?
Your queen?
Hitler.
Not only Hitler streams on Twitch, a couple doors down.
Follow the green line.
I run people over in a car, as I'm sure.
Hmm
Chatter that did happen thank you everything here
Which vape flavor is your favorite
It's like cotton candy flavored cock, dick, candy corn flavor, is it a low one?
Coconut Cush?
How can we do that with the K's?
He's a blood? Oh, okay. It's backtrack because I'm an idiot. A few times they're hidden? Yeah,
I saw some shit on ledges I couldn't get at the beginning, but I don't know how to get
over there. Slurberry? Damn, that berry hitting so hard. Every hit makes you slur out, bruh.
Oh god. What slur are you gonna get next? Slurberry.
Oh
Rob's you sorry
This is evil moon moon. Yeah, what's up guys? It's me evil moon moon
You guys want to try my new vape flavor
Slurrsbury? Dude Moon. Evil Moon Moon, stop. Evil Moon Moon doesn't say slurs.
Sorry to break to you chatter, but... Comedy's legal again, let's just say that.
Hello Scooty J.
Is Good Moon Stasler's then? Yeah, according to that chatter, yes. And I'm telling you the opposite.
Evil Moon Moon's a piece of shit, dude.
He's been, he's subscribed to Hustler's University for six years, dude.
Is this the fucking beginning?
Oh, wait.
Wait, it actually might be...
It wasn't.
It is.
Wait, what?
It wasn't it is. Wait, what?
Oh no.
I'm kind of over being here, dude, if I'm being honest.
Black fast travel dumbass.
Well, there's items like right here, you know what I mean?
I guess there's no way to get up there.
The first time chatter told you about something?
Well, I read that it was part of like a boss, and this item right here.
We probably do have to go around.
map gamers do. It's how I was trained. I don't know which one's which, man. I should read.
cell. Hey, what does that mean?
Interesting. Shut the fuck up.
What did I do?
Nice.
Shut up, baby.
BLEE!
It's over.
Ding, Gratsby chat.
Puts AK-47 on table.
Thank you, thank you.
I've only ever peed into a bottle once and it was on a road trip from Florida to Michigan
and it's because my parents told me to because they didn't want to stop, which is fine.
And it was miserable.
I hated it.
being in that boat. It was terrible. Do I still have it? Yeah. Yeah. The first time
Shatter to leave the boss location you ignored that miss a boss
You pissed in a road trip bottle last week
You talk a lot
Oh
You're lucky I like you let's just say that
Wow
Fire too
What's a pic though, I mean it's the
It's parrying harder than dodging the same because I've only ever parried
Yeah, yeah, we can get up to 50% extra damage to this side
I'm still looking for stuff. Is it okay, guys? Mind if I look with my eyeballs?
Oh
Let's fuck
Okay, this better be a good swimsuit as long as I
Oh, can we do diagonal?
Go away.
No.
Dude, how are you even supposed to do this?
I
Like we've between two of them at the beginning
No way
Wait, it's faster to go sideways.
But even still, it's kind of fucked up.
Like, what the fuck?!
I only go up when there's not one above me, I think.
No way.
No way.
No way.
There's- grab it!
Wait, we got to the top, it's tough.
Easy peasy, baby.
So, I made it here!
I'm gonna re-impress the second expeditioner who managed to climb this wall, and really
others.
I think it was home from Exhibition 16.
They refused my reward and they said they would never wear any clothes.
But you seem to enjoy clothes, perhaps you'll enjoy this.
I don't want to buy an L1.
Thanks.
Oh look, though.
Surely it's modest.
Heh heh heh.
I'm good.
I
This is a swimsuit, what's the problem?
The character's 16.
And most of the viewers are married.
at least I had fun here but I didn't realize how quickly time has passed the
gommage is tomorrow but trying to overcome this gestural challenge for
months now it seems even more of a challenge than defeating the
Painters
I'll never see the chest was ground-tied. That's my only aggressive life
Noob
Why is everything sexual it's a twitch chat brothers
Twitch
Me too brother me too is go for also a dog
She's a paintbrush.
You're a paintbrush.
Shut your mouth.
Get up there, buddy.
What is this area over here?
Why put an entrance over there?
This isn't visible on your part.
Weird.
beach?
How good.
What's this?
Sunless cliffs
What was the
We just we got a new pic though that we need to put on everyone I was the market charging yeah
who's mark don't know really great in charges you never use why the I don't
a turpentine turpentine that's what I was thinking
how much was it
who's wearing
no but
freaking noob
um
Charging mark.
10.
Hmm.
What are we upgrading, dude?
Where are we upgrading, dude?
She's not really attacking anymore.
Honestly, we should probably look for a different kind of weapon.
One plus one AP per moon charge on turn start.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
In one shield if at least one stun charge is active
That's probably it
I think uh...
I'm character fool. It's a sun skill, dude. Yippee!
Aw... I didn't need to upgrade that much.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo!
Which one were we?
Porpezo! Ayo!
Hmpf, hmpf, hmpf.
Perfect Chroma Catalyst, ooh we do not have any of those.
Want some lemon pepper wangs?
Lemon pepper waaang.
needs 10. You have five. Five or so. Eight for male. Seven. Five eight seven. Five eight
So, five-eighth, five-eighth, five-eighth, five-eighth...
Was that right? Am I dumb?
Oh yeah.
Haha, you got him backwards.
Yikes!
Should have about the 10 upgrade
This is a good one. That's the best one. Yeah, that's the best one. Those shatters were correct
Um, they were correct and based.
Should we go fight that snake?
I mean we'll try on five first.
Do do do.
We got to get that gradient thing first though.
Come on.
Good stuff.
Fresh and Renoir's drafts.
Did she throw them in the ocean? That's so rude.
What?
What happened?
That makes me sad, but that's okay.
of the
Where were you guys? This is an actual fight, maybe?
You're out, man.
I know what I'm talking about, I know what I'm talking about, I know what I'm talking
Oh, no.
That perception.
of
the
death
of
I
Goliath some
That's
Roma
nothing. Nothing.com.
I'm practicing my steam bleeding.
You mean the venting?
Oh, by its name, cool.
Oh, yeah.
Well, he's got it.
one more one more one more wait this guy's eh wait no i think we can fight them or maybe
I think some of them we can't fall down.
Hey guy!
Nice stance switch, that was really good.
I killed the Elbazus for fun.
Okay.
Rengon Tide.
Lance?
charging mark charging mark you have 10 points for some reason why why did I
I give you 10 points plus one AP and applying burn once per turn why don't
you have that you always be burning for charging mark are you dumb oh my god
He's right. Wait, where are the stats on this? Yeah, he right. That chatter? Correct. Also, yes, I am done.
I mean, yeah.
I'm not super concerned about it, I just want to be able to give my, I want to be able
to give Verso re-raise pretty much.
Inequip seals weapon.
Good looking chatter. Holy guacamole.
What's this place?
The Chosen Hang on tight. Yeah, I choose to fight the snake.
Here we go.
Sky Island.
Me camp here so I can spawn here.
If I should've killed your back, yeah, I gotta get up and stretch my back, actually.
Nervous? Now I gotta go Google what this boss does and then practice with the controller in my hand while I'm AFK? We're back.
Ready to work!
I
I don't know what to do with this guy, but I'm gonna have to kill him.
I'm gonna have to kill him.
I'm gonna have to kill him.
I'm gonna have to kill him.
I'm gonna have to kill him.
Well, let's go re-kidnap another child.
MUSHING FUCKING PAIS!
BUSH!
So I- I did watch a video where I saw a guy use DMPAC to literally order his dwarfs to go somewhere.
No way, dude!
Hey!
I don't understand what the fuck you're saying!
It's not good right now boys. We got to kill like 20.
He just can't stop!
Did we take out E-Rob with that Gulch or that green shield?
On that turn?
Oh no dude. Dude, I look I wouldn't have done it if he didn't hit me with two red shells in a row. That shit was deliberate, bro.
That shit was deliberate.
Greetings.
Do not care.
Okay, I care now.
Take me into my gun.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
than every time I shoot him?
Yeah, that's too much HP.
I
Yeah
My turn
Oh
Bam
I'm going to kill you!
Coming!
Ready?
Ready?
Just nine shields.
Every AP game is increased by one.
My money, dude, my money, dude.
Oh, we got a perfect Chroma Cat.
Who would benefit from the AP game?
I mean, probably Verso?
But I feel like he's, we're like literally over capped at how much AP we're getting.
Like we're getting so much AP sometimes when we're shooting that it's going over a cap
and we're not actually benefiting from getting the AP.
I think we take this off I think that is actually what we do
I'm like that maybe that I guess
energizing attack to
Maybe.
It's hard to say.
in combo attack too yeah we'll get it
probably
The blood's got 9K HP right now.
I'm going tight.
Let's see, let's see how many times we can shoot.
That's the big test.
a big test. Oh yeah. I do, we do remove energizing attack.
Actually
Honestly, we probably saved these points for the last combo.
I don't really see anything in here that would be particularly poggers.
off that I know with what I mean. Maybe this.
Little bit after level 40 final boss is about to get one shot. No, we'll buff it's HP up, dude. We'll buff it's HP up.
I just don't know how SEAL dies. Ever.
greater powerful seals giving everyone greater power
nice
that's probably good as well when you're using that
Fuck you, Bucks.
I'll kill you.
They come here in an airship?
Prep all of them since you're shooting a million times?
Hmm, follow up or 60 burn per basic attack?
Hmm, 60 burn.
Or 20 million.
Follow up, or 120 LeBooBoo.
LeBooBoo.
Is this the mansion?
I can't get, I can't go in.
Oh, yeah, I can.
white sands
It's that manor from old Lumiere.
So that's where it went.
No.
Something's different.
I see love.
Great.
Send it to me.
Change.
Send it back.
I see love.
That's it.
Translate please.
Eggs, cheese, bread, long bread, long bread, eggs, cheese, legs, uh, legs.
Oh
Am I a drawn fellow
That end
But we can't explore here
Oh hell no bitch.
Where's the hole?
Maybe I come down directly on it.
So could you have gotten here by ship?
No.
Say it again, dude, I didn't hear it the first time.
interesting that's nice
meow meow meow meow meow the fuck was it called god damn it
Energizing shell it was probably on my screen. I just didn't see it
Where's the hole
Where's the potential?
Can we fight that?
Now there's no way for you to go pussy.
Kappa?
Oh, you wait here.
Oh, yeah
I'll kill you.
Shut up monster.
I'll kill you.
Take your shots.
I'm on fire.
youch I can't hurt you or can I it's time
I'm about to go mage this bitch on on go mage
I was going to take forever to kill, man.
That's why we gotta go Mosh.
Oh well.
There we are.
I thought that was kinda unwell, but I guess it wasn't weak enough.
Stop her.
No, I'm Moon Moon.
The Avengers theme starts to play.
Dude, I've been hard cucked by this guy.
Oh wait.
Thank twice before you do it up a mile lobby
I'm on fire!
YOUCH!
Oh, he can't burn.
Right.
My arch-animus is this.
Now perish.
He healed himself on death!
That don't make no sense!
Meow meow meow!
Meow meow!
Hang on tight say it again say it again cocks the Glock say it again say it again say it again
Investigates
I don't get it.
Fuck you pussy.
The chromatic for tank.
I have 11 HP.
Yup.
early on five times HP right now
10 times. Oh, my bad, my bad.
Interesting
Fuck off and go away
Um, guys?
She's fucking silenced!
No
My final move
You got me
Welcome back.
It's go time.
Get ready.
Living?
Lemon?
They're fine, never lucky.
Oh my god, he got hit.
Oh excuse me Monaco clothing do not care
of
You
I can do it
Fuck off B
I'm not impressed.
I tried to hear nothing.
Don't care.
One more for the run.
I'm breaking it.
I'm dead.
You're not dead? What?
Tag along, bitch.
Deal.
What the fuck was that effect?
It's burning off!
My turn.
resistant to fire right
I can do it.
I can do it.
From front to back.
I guess I've seen us be able to shoot his 18.
Oh no.
my combo.
Truly the new Tiger review will be insane for how much Grime Slopunk is doing.
I mean you can see right here I these are items I did not have before I bought this
enemy. Enemies only drop items once.
We did have... yeah, we had conflict.
I meant the, uh, musical.
Uh, the recipe.
Or the... the mineral.
What have we here?
What's the gestural village?
It's Elmering.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Why are you covered in blood?
Jill.
Brother Man.
The painting?
Oh yeah, we can put the painting down.
We'll probably go at the end, right?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Maybe in here?
I ain't really seen a spot, though.
It's locked.
Which means we gotta get there from the inside.
I'm sure you know cutscene where it was obviously I do not fucking remember where that is.
Was it when you first became barn male?
Aha right here.
The frame is empty.
Rest within the frame.
The door opens.
Yeah
People come and people go
The one who will always be there for you
you. Is you. There's more to life. If you can just see how big the sky truly is. Reach
out your hand. And it's yours.
to mail.
You think that's the other side?
You can kind of see mail in there.
Focus him.
This is what he was doing when I was painting.
Painted me.
You should, you should dusty, bruh.
You should dusty, bruh.
that shit, man. Goddamn. Who takes a Nazi uniform? She is a Nazi. Canonically in the
story, she is a Nazi. It's been iterated many times. Common, common clear of skier
story angle. 99. Hitler was a painter. Yep. Thus, the painters in this game, by virtue
of having painted also nazis do you now you get it did you think of that champ
boom good-ass motherfucking stream the burn build is online unintentionally that's
not what I intended to happen but then I ended up being really good big cat that
was up and stuff along they was up in big white in relation to the good
motherfucking stream no stream tomorrow as is custom in my land and I will see you
guys on Monday the day that I return another stall yeah it's funny every time
you post it you know the streamer goes around and then he clears the game and
is not grinding